| Thursday, 18 September 2014 |
group 10166588 149263104186760006 Wednesday, 19 April 2017
| GroupMe | (14:18:24): | Peter Sperlazzo added Josh Marg, Brian Karabinchak, and Marc Ruggerio to the group |
| Brian Karabinchak | (14:19:40): | What is this |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (14:20:39): | Group text that works better |
| Josh Marg | (14:25:29): | Wait till popkey comes out. GIFs straight in the keyboards is gonna be nice |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (14:26:45): | Now we can discuss white power ideas in peace |
| Josh Marg | (14:27:54): | Pow Pow |
| Josh Marg | (14:33:11): | Seriously though I'm still hung up about this salaried blunt roller |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (14:34:40): | Where can I send my resume to |
| Brian Karabinchak | (14:35:55): | The one for snoop lion? |
| Josh Marg | (14:36:35): | Waka flaka flame is looking to hire a blunt roller for 50k a year |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (14:39:59): | Does that include benefits |
| Brian Karabinchak | (14:40:23): | All you can smoke |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (14:40:44): | Smoke em if you got em |
| GroupMe | (14:40:45): | Marc Ruggerio is new to GroupMe and hasn't responded, so we stopped sending them messages from this group. |
| Marc Ruggerio | (14:51:44): | This messaging systems telling my I need to talk more |
| GroupMe | (14:51:44): | Marc Ruggerio has rejoined the group |
| Brian Karabinchak | (14:52:29): | Yea why are you so quiet brah |
| Marc Ruggerio | (14:52:42): | I'm playing madden |
| Brian Karabinchak | (14:53:05): | Oh the new ones out now right |
| Marc Ruggerio | (14:53:15): | Yea |
| Brian Karabinchak | (14:53:37): | Good now I know what to get my little cousin for his birthday lol |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (14:59:31): | That or a bong |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (16:00:15): | Anytime someone asks why they need to know math and how it will help them in the real world, show them this \nhttp://youtu.be/sYqXlRQrBN4 |
| Friday, 14 November 2014 |
| Josh Marg | (14:42:25): | Let's just use this shit again. Brian's bullshit is pissing me off |
| Brian Karabinchak | (14:44:51): | Sup nigs |
| Marc Ruggerio | (14:45:10): | Everyone is gay |
| Brian Karabinchak | (14:52:14): | So what's the plan |
| Brian Karabinchak | (14:52:16): | What's the action |
| Marc Ruggerio | (14:54:30): | Drinks on me all I'll drive to |
| Brian Karabinchak | (14:55:24): | Sounds good,where do you wanna go? |
| Marc Ruggerio | (14:56:06): | I don't care up to you guys |
| GroupMe | (14:58:41): | Josh Marg changed the group's avatar |
| Brian Karabinchak | (16:46:35): | When y'all wanna go out? Food? Pete? |
| Josh Marg | (16:47:49): | Don't care. Just let me know. Working on LinkedIn and r\xe9sum\xe9 bs |
| Brian Karabinchak | (16:50:09): | Yea I'm doing the same |
| Marc Ruggerio | (17:00:45): | We can eat out of you guys want |
| Marc Ruggerio | (17:01:43): | I just need to wait until I pick up my sister |
| Brian Karabinchak | (17:05:33): | Aight let us know when you're free |
| Marc Ruggerio | (18:48:40): | You can't spell legendary with our Leg Day |
| Brian Karabinchak | (19:29:18): | Unless you mispell legendary. Or leg day. |
| Marc Ruggerio | (19:41:18): | Shoot for 845 at Brian's. I'll drive |
| Brian Karabinchak | (19:44:26): | I'll be there be there and be square |
| Josh Marg | (19:45:08): | Where we goin? |
| Brian Karabinchak | (19:49:00): | Any fights tonight marc? I wouldn't mind big shots if there is |
| Marc Ruggerio | (19:49:54): | I think ufc 180. Werdum vs hunt but I don't think it will be a good fight |
| Marc Ruggerio | (19:52:20): | It's striker vs grappler |
| Brian Karabinchak | (19:55:09): | You guys care if lori comes? Hamza just dumped her and she is sad, I think it'd be good for her to get out. |
| Marc Ruggerio | (19:55:36): | Yea she can come. |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (19:55:44): | Yes, this is a celebration that hamza is gone now |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (19:55:52): | Also get the app |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (19:56:10): | For group me |
| Brian Karabinchak | (19:56:45): | Wanna do big shots to watch it then? |
| Josh Marg | (19:57:01): | Fox would probably have it too |
| Brian Karabinchak | (20:01:07): | It doesn't matter to me |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (20:02:53): | Fox is prob better but more crowded |
| Brian Karabinchak | (20:03:52): | Big shots has a whole bar room just for the fights |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (20:13:08): | I'll go wherever |
| Marc Ruggerio | (20:16:10): | I say fox just Becuase we have Lori too |
| Brian Karabinchak | (20:16:42): | She can't she has work tomorrow morning |
| Marc Ruggerio | (20:32:40): | Fights tomorrow |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (20:40:18): | Leaving in a minute |
| Brian Karabinchak | (20:43:15): | Cool cool |
| Brian Karabinchak | (23:01:29): | Very funny |
| Marc Ruggerio | (23:01:57): | Gumbo don't play that |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (23:16:40): | Risk champions |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (23:16:42): | For life |
| Saturday, 15 November 2014 |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (00:21:39): | God help us all |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (02:37:06): | Gentlemen that was another interesting night |
| Marc Ruggerio | (07:56:14): | Bets on the stinky twin. I'm going Shannon |
| Brian Karabinchak | (11:13:32): | Something definitely stank |
| Brian Karabinchak | (11:13:47): | And yes very interesting |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (11:32:35): | I think that stank meant she was ripe and fresh |
| Brian Karabinchak | (11:33:10): | Honestly it did almost smell like someone was ready to go |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (11:34:37): | I'm glad I couldn't smell anything |
| Josh Marg | (11:41:31): | Like a wine and cheese tasting, let's have a pussy tasting |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (11:42:18): | You're onto something kid |
| Brian Karabinchak | (11:44:24): | Like have em all lined up legs up in a line |
| Brian Karabinchak | (11:44:45): | Taste like an oaky after birth |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (11:45:10): | You been eating cheese lady? |
| Brian Karabinchak | (11:47:58): | How much garlic have you been eating? |
| Josh Marg | (12:00:50): | Yeasty |
| Brian Karabinchak | (13:27:12): | You guys ever go on clickholw.com? It's a fake clickbait site like buzz feed made by the people who make the onion |
| Brian Karabinchak | (13:27:21): | Clickhole* |
| Brian Karabinchak | (13:27:24): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-awesome-companies-work-1368 |
| Josh Marg | (13:31:12): | Yeah. They hyped the site before launch with just a button you could click that didn't actually do anything, but you could click it nonetheless |
| Marc Ruggerio | (13:36:41): | I'm free wanna see Rene |
| Peter Sperlazzo | (13:40:33): | Click hole is like my favorite site now lol |
| Josh Marg | (13:41:18): | Can't. No one to my shift at work. Thought you guys didn't wanna go |
| Brian Karabinchak | (13:54:17): | Yea I can't go. And yea it's amazing |
| Sunday, 16 November 2014 |
| GroupMe | (14:09:09): | Peter Sperlazzo changed name to Business Boy Pete |
| Tuesday, 18 November 2014 |
| Brian Karabinchak | (17:53:46): | Business boy Pete huh |
| Business Boy Pete | (17:57:59): | I'm getting serious about my career |
| GroupMe | (17:58:50): | Brian Karabinchak changed name to Risk Champion Brian |
| Risk Champion Brian | (17:59:06): | I may as well embrace the chat group name |
| Marc Ruggerio | (17:59:12): | I wanna change my name |
| Business Boy Pete | (18:05:43): | Do it |
| GroupMe | (18:06:10): | Risk Champion Brian changed name to Blade |
| GroupMe | (18:21:47): | Business Boy Pete changed name to Spydyr |
| Spydyr | (18:22:12): | Prison time |
| Marc Ruggerio | (18:40:37): | You can send money over snap chat |
| Spydyr | (18:42:49): | Finally I can pay girls for nudes |
| Blade | (18:45:20): | Nice snap I like ya tits have a quarter toots |
| Spydyr | (18:46:36): | Keep the change heh heh heh |
| Blade | (18:46:47): | Ya filthy animal |
| Marc Ruggerio | (18:47:13): | That's honestly what will happen |
| GroupMe | (18:47:38): | Spydyr changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (18:47:56): | Spydyr changed the group's name to It's not a phase, mom |
| Marc Ruggerio | (18:59:40): | We need to get drunk at Joes again |
| Spydyr | (19:11:33): | Joes? |
| Marc Ruggerio | (19:11:55): | Crab shack |
| Spydyr | (19:12:28): | $2 Tuesday |
| Spydyr | (19:12:35): | Let's do bar trivia next week |
| Marc Ruggerio | (19:13:29): | I'm here now. $2 drafts |
| Marc Ruggerio | (19:13:32): | And yes |
| Blade | (19:14:08): | I'm down for trivia |
| Spydyr | (19:15:09): | Ok cool we will dominate |
| Blade | (19:33:24): | So apparently bill Cosby is a rapist now |
| Marc Ruggerio | (19:47:08): | I saw |
| Spydyr | (19:53:40): | He just can't stop raping even in his advanced age |
| Marc Ruggerio | (19:58:32): | Can't stop won't stop |
| Spydyr | (20:02:57): | Accuse me of rape once, shame on you. Accuse me of rape constantly for 40+ years and settle out of court every time, shame on me |
| Blade | (20:04:34): | It's only been 30+ years don't slander him like a 40+ year rapist when he is only I'm his 30s, barely a boy |
| Spydyr | (20:05:39): | He's a rape boy, not even a rape man yet |
| Wednesday, 19 November 2014 |
| Marc Ruggerio | (09:19:40): | Good luck you busta |
| Blade | (09:25:05): | Thanks nig |
| Marc Ruggerio | (09:28:01): | When your test done. We will get lunch to celebrate you win or drown your sorrows |
| Spydyr | (09:28:29): | Good luck Brian we're all counting on you |
| Marc Ruggerio | (09:53:44): | Don't be a Hoxton. Be the Chains |
| Marc Ruggerio | (13:27:40): | How did you do |
| GroupMe | (13:28:51): | Josh Marg changed name to NGBM, IC, CTO |
| NGBM, IC, CTO | (14:50:40): | Adult swim did another fake infomercial. This one was about a internet connected toilet that measures all your poop and what's in it. Yeah, one of our bits |
| Spydyr | (14:51:05): | We really should be writing for them |
| NGBM, IC, CTO | (14:51:15): | And it auto tweets |
| Blade | (14:56:20): | Wow that is really close to dick bit |
| Blade | (14:56:24): | Also I failed |
| NGBM, IC, CTO | (14:56:55): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ#t=406 |
| Marc Ruggerio | (14:57:18): | So drink your sorrows? |
| Spydyr | (14:57:19): | When do you take the test again? |
| Blade | (14:59:55): | Took it today just got out. And yea but might not be today |
| Spydyr | (15:12:59): | Wanna fall into a k hole to forget your sorrows? |
| Blade | (15:14:55): | I was thinking of maybe just doing acid until I think I'm god |
| Spydyr | (15:19:05): | Atta boy |
| NGBM, IC, CTO | (16:22:07): | Anything goin on this weekend? I'm free Friday and Saturday. |
| Marc Ruggerio | (16:24:51): | I'm up for anything |
| Spydyr | (16:49:13): | I'm probably free Friday or Saturday |
| Blade | (18:05:22): | I'll be free Friday and sat too |
| Spydyr | (18:13:21): | http://youtu.be/2lPX5b9m7ro |
| Spydyr | (18:15:09): | They sold out |
| Spydyr | (18:29:25): | Also new Tim's Kitchen Tips\nhttp://youtu.be/Yjtm_Y1h2eI |
| Blade | (23:04:46): | Oh i only just realized Lamar from gta5 is black jesus |
| Spydyr | (23:05:21): | Niggahhhhh |
| Marc Ruggerio | (23:07:37): | Yup. Look nothing like him |
| NGBM, IC, CTO | (23:08:37): | Smoking, drinking, and chilling |
| Spydyr | (23:12:04): | Can a loc come up in yo crib? |
| Thursday, 20 November 2014 |
| Marc Ruggerio | (19:53:06): | Drinks tomorrow |
| Spydyr | (21:23:40): | I'm down to do something tomorrow night |
| Blade | (21:24:53): | Maybe I woke up sick this morning |
| NGBM, IC, CTO | (21:26:28): | So wake up healthy tomorrow, punk. |
| Blade | (21:27:04): | I'll try too |
| Blade | (21:27:10): | To* |
| Marc Ruggerio | (21:28:15): | How do I change my name |
| NGBM, IC, CTO | (21:30:06): | Local municipal building. Social security administration. Post office. Ain't easy. |
| NGBM, IC, CTO | (21:30:33): | And I know exactly what you meant |
| Marc Ruggerio | (21:30:53): | Butt nuggets |
| GroupMe | (21:31:19): | NGBM, IC, CTO changed name to Butt Nuggets |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:31:36): | Sup breh? |
| Spydyr | (21:32:06): | Feel free to change the group name and picture whenever you want |
| GroupMe | (21:35:27): | Butt Nuggets changed the group's avatar |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:36:25): | Bam |
| GroupMe | (21:39:28): | Blade changed the group's name to Am I Being Detained? |
| GroupMe | (21:40:01): | Marc Ruggerio changed name to Franklin Clinton |
| Franklin Clinton | (21:40:18): | Da Fuck |
| GroupMe | (21:41:03): | Franklin Clinton changed the group's name to Subtle Racism |
| GroupMe | (21:41:58): | Butt Nuggets changed the group's name to Light Treason |
| GroupMe | (21:42:37): | Blade changed the group's name to Fuck Da Police |
| GroupMe | (21:42:42): | Butt Nuggets changed the group's name to Slight Treason |
| GroupMe | (21:43:32): | Butt Nuggets changed the group's name to OBAMA! |
| GroupMe | (21:44:48): | Franklin Clinton changed name to Danny Tamberelli |
| GroupMe | (21:45:20): | Danny Tamberelli changed the group's name to Pete and Pete Fan Club |
| GroupMe | (21:46:02): | Danny Tamberelli changed the group's avatar |
| Danny Tamberelli | (21:46:31): | Know I'm the Burger King |
| Blade | (21:47:18): | I know you are the burger King |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:47:55): | Let me see her shake. You know who I mean. SHAKE! |
| Blade | (21:48:11): | I've lost track Danny is marc and josh is butt nuggets? |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:49:50): | Yeah |
| Danny Tamberelli | (21:50:27): | Nah I'm Danny |
| Blade | (21:50:55): | You know Danny tamberelli and josh sort of look similar |
| Danny Tamberelli | (21:52:03): | No |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:52:14): | You serious? |
| Blade | (21:52:27): | Dead serious |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:52:41): | Dead wrong |
| GroupMe | (21:59:14): | Spydyr changed name to Barack HUSSEIN |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (21:59:35): | You look kind of like THE ANTICHRIST |
| GroupMe | (22:00:38): | Blade changed name to Mao Ze-Dong Amirite |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:12:30): | Is there a picture of him for reference? |
| Danny Tamberelli | (22:13:08): | None |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (22:13:46): | Josh 110% |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:14:32): | Thats butt nuggets |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (22:15:39): | Whatever happened to that guy? |
| Danny Tamberelli | (22:16:11): | He was Jimmy in GTA 5 |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:16:16): | Gta5 |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (22:16:39): | I heard he has something to do with gta5 |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (22:16:57): | Oh yea michael's son |
| Friday, 21 November 2014 |
| Danny Tamberelli | (09:56:34): | But GTA so I can have a crew |
| Danny Tamberelli | (09:56:48): | And you can ride in my sweet car |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (10:01:53): | Eh idk |
| GroupMe | (10:02:12): | Danny Tamberelli changed the group's name to 3 Hoes and a Bro |
| Danny Tamberelli | (10:02:51): | Pete. Get it. |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (10:03:17): | Idk I mean I beat it last year and I don't remember the multiplayer being good lol |
| Danny Tamberelli | (10:04:11): | It had a first person mode. Plus all the achievements. Plus be in my cre |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (10:04:25): | Ehhhhhhhhhh |
| Danny Tamberelli | (10:05:18): | Pete think if the hiest. |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:45:19): | Get it pete |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:45:23): | Just do it |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:45:27): | Is it in you? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:45:36): | I'm lovin' it |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (11:47:59): | All of a sudden I want GTA and a cheeseburger |
| GroupMe | (11:50:21): | Barack HUSSEIN changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (11:50:54): | Barack HUSSEIN changed the group's name to Official Tairy Greene Fan Feat |
| GroupMe | (12:19:57): | Danny Tamberelli changed the group's name to To Many Cooks |
| GroupMe | (12:20:05): | Danny Tamberelli changed the group's avatar |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:36:40): | If we go out tonight I'll dd since I'm feeling a little sick |
| Danny Tamberelli | (12:37:35): | Alcohol kills germs. Did you even go to college |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (12:38:33): | did you guys see this yet?\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2BHnnRKvKA |
| GroupMe | (12:40:06): | Barack HUSSEIN changed the group's name to Too Many Cooks |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:51:50): | When his voice goes deep to say he got delivered, I lost it |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:53:37): | "I will love a women" |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:13:18): | I will not carry a purse |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:16:14): | I will not put on makeup |
| Danny Tamberelli | (13:31:27): | That pastor was oddly supportive |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:04:54): | Pete, let's go get tattoos |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:05:18): | I'm not sure what I want yet but I'll go to the place with you |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:08:31): | Get your shit together and make up your mind |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:09:14): | Either a butterfly or a swatstika |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:10:23): | Why not both. A swastika on the wing of a butterfly. Showing true beauty |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:14:56): | When are you getting your tattoo done? |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:15:24): | Whenever. |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:15:32): | Just know that I want it |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:16:44): | What are you getting |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:17:44): | I want the Dr Manhattan hydrogen symbol on the top of my back |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:18:02): | Let's go get it today lol |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:18:16): | This means you won't be able to be buried in a Jewish cementary then huh |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:19:45): | That's only those stupid american Jews |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (16:30:43): | So what's the plan for tonight |
| Danny Tamberelli | (16:31:02): | Drunk town |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (16:31:35): | Beers bitches hostra Cornell slaughter wings waitresses hot, then a quick nap at my place and we hit the tizown |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (16:31:55): | I don't want to do any of those things |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (16:31:59): | Duh |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (16:32:07): | Which is why I was joking about doing them |
| Danny Tamberelli | (16:52:12): | Wanna get dinner? |
| Danny Tamberelli | (17:01:46): | They really updated the jiggle physics in GTA |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (17:02:03): | I'm all about those virtual tits |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (17:12:05): | I might actually have to opt out tonight, Jessie just found out her grandpa has cancer so I might go to her place |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (17:12:42): | Sorry to hear that |
| Danny Tamberelli | (17:13:48): | Give her out best |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (17:14:43): | Yea I'm seeing what she wants to do now |
| Danny Tamberelli | (17:15:22): | Tell her to come out with us if she wants an escape |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (17:39:08): | If you guys are down to chill tomorrow I'll be in there like swim wear |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (17:39:20): | Idk if she can come tonight tho |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:23:56): | I got watchmen on bluray if you fuckers wanna watch |
| Danny Tamberelli | (18:47:28): | That's day time investment |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (18:57:52): | I'm good on food when did you guys wanna go out? Lori gets home a little before 9 |
| Danny Tamberelli | (18:58:22): | 9 works |
| Saturday, 22 November 2014 |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:59:24): | What's goodie my hoodies? |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:20:52): | Hey negro |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:21:09): | Sup |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:21:30): | That's Mr. Negro to you |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:22:57): | Pronounced "knee-grow". Not that silly Mexican way, "Ney-grow" |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:33:31): | Wanna head to revolver to check out their shop. I'm not gonna get a tattoo today, but maybe find out pricing and what not? |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:34:00): | And see if they even have good artists and a clean shop |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:34:11): | I'm down |
| Danny Tamberelli | (13:34:43): | There a comic shop in NB? |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:34:48): | I've heard it's a good place. Go on reddit /r/tattoos and search for "revolver New Brunswick" |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:35:05): | There's a bunch of pics there |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:35:41): | Comic shop that also makes ice cream and other food |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:35:46): | And will do |
| Danny Tamberelli | (13:36:12): | Wanna hit both? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:36:34): | Yea Sanctuary though last time I was there I didn't see comics so they might not be there anymore |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:37:40): | That's a comic store in scotch plains |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:38:40): | Seems legit. I literally saw a bunch of neck beards with fedoras waiting outside the store one day |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:38:48): | There's* |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:39:03): | Perfect |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:39:57): | No joke. In a line of about 20, there were at a minimum of 5 Fedoras |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:40:16): | I'm mad I didn't get a picture |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:50:06): | Josh you're not getting the tattoo colored right |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:50:13): | It's just the symbol? |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:51:55): | Yeah. Fuck color. Trying to keep the first one as simple as possible |
| Danny Tamberelli | (13:57:48): | Just a dock |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:59:32): | http://imgur.com/5BAAMfa |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:38:50): | Classic Pakulu |
| Danny Tamberelli | (14:41:33): | It's how I'm going to do it |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:06:21): | I love it |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:13:49): | What time are you all going out |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:16:13): | I'm down for whenever |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:27:09): | Ok cool. Do you guys mind if Jessie comes? She's been having a really rough week and needs a distraction |
| Danny Tamberelli | (15:27:54): | Does she do magic ? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:28:07): | Yea that's cool |
| Danny Tamberelli | (15:28:21): | Wanna go around 4 |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:28:44): | We might have dinner first |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:29:17): | That's cool too I wanna gta online |
| Danny Tamberelli | (15:29:32): | I'm on |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:31:26): | I think I'll buy GTA next time I get a chance |
| Danny Tamberelli | (15:31:43): | No. You get it meow |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:35:07): | Yea dude its awesome and going on now |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (17:06:27): | You guys want to go the tattoo place at like 7 or something? Then go to a bar or whatever? |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:34:55): | Wanna see "Kirk Cameron's saving Christmas"? |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (18:09:15): | What's that |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:12:52): | Saw it on fandango. I assume it's terrible |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (18:16:41): | Well you nig nogs wanna go out and get inked up soon? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (18:19:05): | Yea do sho |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (18:19:11): | Fo* |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (18:19:18): | You guys ate? |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:22:01): | Not really. I still have to shower but then I'm good to go |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (18:22:31): | Did you wanna get food or you eating at home? |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:23:07): | I'll eat something. Horse meat sounds appetizing |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (18:23:45): | K |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (18:30:23): | K cool |
| Danny Tamberelli | (18:52:08): | NGBM is the greatest criminal enterprise ever |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:52:48): | *pyramid scheme |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (18:58:07): | Nah were a criminal organization in GTA now. Definitely get it pete it's awesome |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (19:00:55): | It's already a criminal organization |
| Danny Tamberelli | (19:02:05): | White owl and the Gentle sir |
| Danny Tamberelli | (19:05:27): | None |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:11:35): | So what's the plan? |
| Danny Tamberelli | (19:12:13): | I'll get the bifta |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (19:12:51): | Idk ready whenever |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (19:13:01): | About to finish eating then I'm good |
| Danny Tamberelli | (19:13:35): | I'm still waiting on my take out. Then I'll be good |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:15:31): | Tattoo place is only open till 9 so it may have to wait until s different day |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (19:15:42): | We can make it in time |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (19:16:11): | Yea we Def can |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (19:20:47): | I say you get it today lol |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (19:24:03): | Pete what do you wanna get? |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:24:35): | Definitely not getting it today, especially if it's a time crunch |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (19:24:53): | Yea I think Pete was joking lol |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (19:25:24): | Idk what but I want a tattoo lol |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (19:25:48): | And if it's a little tattoo it won't take long. But you don't want to rush |
| Danny Tamberelli | (19:37:51): | On my way |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (19:38:42): | Wait to where |
| Danny Tamberelli | (19:39:23): | I thought we were meeting up at Webb street |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (19:39:39): | I'm ok with that just checking |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (19:39:48): | Pete are you already in NB? |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (19:55:21): | No I thought we would meet up? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (19:56:39): | Alright just checking |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (21:09:54): | J marg we in da bar |
| Sunday, 23 November 2014 |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:25:43): | None |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (16:26:52): | Wait what am I looking at here |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (16:27:03): | Wut |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:27:21): | Morgan |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (16:27:40): | My favorite part of low winter sun |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (16:35:07): | Good cop, bad cop same cop. |
| Monday, 24 November 2014 |
| GroupMe | (11:33:40): | Danny Tamberelli changed name to Dave Franco |
| Dave Franco | (11:34:08): | That show was gone too soon |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (11:40:18): | Dave Franco likes to bang teenage girls |
| Dave Franco | (11:41:14): | That's James Franci \n |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (11:52:53): | Yea he did love that\nYoung lady |
| Dave Franco | (13:00:28): | My sister and I want To rent a house in upstate New York or Vermont for New Years. You guys want in. |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:08:49): | Can't me and haley are going to PA from the 26 Dec to Jan 1. It's our one year |
| Dave Franco | (13:14:06): | Fag |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:14:43): | Jessie and I will be in south jersey for New Years so I can't make it |
| Dave Franco | (13:15:03): | Double Fag |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:25:07): | \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f |
| Tuesday, 25 November 2014 |
| Dave Franco | (12:15:54): | So Jesus is in GTA V |
| Dave Franco | (12:16:32): | None |
| Dave Franco | (15:09:19): | So we just go invited out by the stanly twins to go to Hoboken |
| Dave Franco | (15:11:13): | Also I think it's free booze |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:11:46): | Stanly twins? |
| Dave Franco | (15:12:08): | Stanky. Damn autocorrect |
| Dave Franco | (15:12:15): | I say we go. |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:14:09): | No. Go have a threesome though |
| Dave Franco | (15:14:58): | I need at least one wingman |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:17:04): | We should make a comic or graphic novel depicting the heroic feats of Wingman |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:17:08): | Ohh them |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:17:42): | The Bruno Mars songs where he says he'd hop on a grenade for you was actually about taking the fat ugly chick |
| Dave Franco | (15:17:44): | We should. I'll write all my knowledge down |
| Dave Franco | (15:18:03): | The truest of wingman |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:18:49): | No way in hell am I going lol |
| Dave Franco | (15:19:43): | I'm pretty sure free booze |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:24:06): | Something stanks, it's either this burrito or your vagine but it's turning me on. |
| Dave Franco | (15:25:07): | I wanna know which one was it. To complete the story |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:25:29): | The story of the girl who stank |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:26:00): | Let us know because I regret my sinuses were clogged that night |
| Dave Franco | (15:26:20): | The spiritual successor to the girl with the dragon tatto |
| Dave Franco | (15:39:58): | It's also tomorrow |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (15:40:27): | Get it in |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:58:49): | I have work tomorrow. Not that I was gonna tag along anyway, but I'm with Pete. Do work. |
| Wednesday, 26 November 2014 |
| Dave Franco | (08:46:05): | Rated E for everyone except Kevin Robinson form school. Fuck You Kevin stop showing everyone my deviant art |
| Dave Franco | (08:46:31): | http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18 |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (08:56:49): | That's hilarious. Josh, Google image searxh coldsteel the hedgehog for reference |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (08:57:15): | Also my brother woke me so I'm on gta already marc lol |
| Dave Franco | (10:35:53): | The wingmans enemy is the cock blocker |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (10:36:41): | Sounds like a lot of bird puns |
| Dave Franco | (10:37:02): | Ehh |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (17:21:32): | Y'all playing gta? |
| Dave Franco | (17:22:05): | Story stuff but I'll go online |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (17:24:20): | I am |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (17:24:41): | I get kicked off online like every ten minutes |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (17:25:00): | Try joining me pete |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (17:35:59): | I'll join in a minute doing something |
| Thursday, 27 November 2014 |
| Butt Nuggets | (03:37:11): | So my dad enjoyed the Eric Andre show |
| Dave Franco | (07:56:50): | GTA got a 1 gb update. Faster loading |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:35:01): | Thank god it did and I forgot Eric Andre is back |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (12:25:55): | The new season looks great so far judging by the previews |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:23:23): | What you jabronis up to? |
| Dave Franco | (21:24:01): | Nothing |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (21:52:38): | Not much haleys here but she's gonna sleep soon I think |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (21:54:42): | Can't do anything tonight I have to get up real early tomorrow |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (21:56:43): | K. |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:58:13): | Bitches. Walking dead Sunday? |
| Dave Franco | (21:58:39): | Nah. I hate that show |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (22:00:58): | Yea |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (22:01:08): | I love to hate that show |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (22:01:52): | You're missing out, this season has been good |
| Friday, 28 November 2014 |
| Dave Franco | (13:11:24): | Too many cocks. The porn parody of too many cooks |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:12:54): | Gang bang bros |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:13:36): | Too many cocks will spoil the froth |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:13:48): | It's takes a lot to make your insides stew, when it comes to doing you |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:15:13): | I think that's not true well maybe too many cocks will spoil the froth but their fill our butts with so much so much loveeee |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:15:22): | Theyll* |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:18:39): | Guest appearance by Santorum would deal the deal |
| Dave Franco | (13:19:32): | In a turtle neck |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:19:51): | Sweater vest turtle neck |
| Dave Franco | (13:20:10): | To all the bitches |
| GroupMe | (13:21:00): | Butt Nuggets changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (13:21:14): | Butt Nuggets changed the group's avatar |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:28:27): | Adult swim aired a show last night at 4am called "book of Christ" which was the list writings of Jesus. The few seconds I caught were hysterical. They had him saying shit like, "I was not responsible for my actions at the time because I was drinking a lot of wine," and, "I'm only writing this so that I can capitalize on it years down the line " |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (18:03:26): | Jesus was just riding on his dad's accomplishments |
| Saturday, 29 November 2014 |
| GroupMe | (01:04:49): | Dave Franco changed name to John Stalvern |
| John Stalvern | (01:05:09): | I'm a zombie |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (07:14:15): | No John. You are the demons |
| GroupMe | (13:15:00): | John Stalvern changed name to Flo |
| Flo | (13:15:31): | So Brian. I heard you taking shit about me and my insurance |
| Flo | (13:15:38): | I'm global |
| Flo | (13:15:46): | Flo |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:27:50): | Yea Flo a straight busta |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:28:43): | My mom found this on our dvr that's josh on the left near Matt kjelle |
| Flo | (13:29:49): | Aww that faggot |
| Flo | (13:39:59): | And I'll get my nigga franklin to bust a cap in you ass |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (14:21:20): | Look at josh playing a team sport like a sheep |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:22:32): | Is about being a part of something larger than one's self, Pete. God. |
| GroupMe | (15:19:14): | Barack HUSSEIN changed the group's name to Lonely Single Dads Social Club |
| Flo | (17:49:02): | GTA at some point tonght ? |
| Flo | (18:05:05): | Also |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:08:09): | What's good for tonight? Anyone doin anything? |
| Flo | (18:08:32): | I'm up for anything |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (18:12:28): | I'm free in a little bit |
| Flo | (18:12:49): | Hookers and blow ? |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:13:48): | I've got people over so when they leave I'm good for whatever |
| Flo | (19:59:48): | What do we want to do |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (21:21:37): | Good question |
| Flo | (21:31:50): | It's up to you guy |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (21:32:15): | Risk? |
| Flo | (21:32:32): | I'd do risk |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (21:32:44): | Cool cool cool |
| Flo | (21:33:34): | If do drinks. I'd do risk. I'd do drugs |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (21:34:16): | ;) |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:35:38): | Sure |
| Flo | (21:40:04): | Time and place? |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:41:34): | Zach won't be able to play |
| Flo | (21:42:03): | Isn't he in Baltimore |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (21:42:05): | Aight and my place ok? |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:42:32): | Nah |
| Flo | (21:43:33): | So Brian's at 10? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (21:44:03): | Sure |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:25:51): | My bad. We playing? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (22:26:31): | We're gonna do a beer run first |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:27:20): | K |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (22:35:21): | You coming to get beer? |
| Sunday, 30 November 2014 |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (14:39:24): | None |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:42:05): | George Costanza the experiment lol. Im sure there's a porn of that somewhere. |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:30:19): | Hey Marcy EntertainmentCareers.net |
| Flo | (17:33:20): | I've looked into the site before. It's promising. Thanks for the heads up |
| Monday, 01 December 2014 |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:51:54): | "Steve don't you realize when you stare at women you spook them" "I don't spook them they spook me" |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:52:31): | Another gem |
| Flo | (13:09:44): | Did that really happen |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:10:05): | According to John this is a conversation they had lol |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:10:18): | So it's a maybe |
| Flo | (13:10:57): | So greatly fabricated |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:12:43): | But it's also steve |
| Flo | (13:13:05): | It's also John |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:19:53): | This is true |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:20:11): | Either way I thought it was a funny exchange though |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:20:29): | It is |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:35:55): | Genius |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:37:00): | Steve is a world class stare-er |
| Flo | (20:12:11): | GTA later? |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (20:46:47): | I won't be home till late but I'm down to play tomorrow |
| GroupMe | (22:17:38): | Flo changed name to Jason Gastrow |
| Tuesday, 02 December 2014 |
| Jason Gastrow | (09:05:22): | Has anyone else fart smelled so bad they woke themselves up |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (09:12:01): | No I love mine |
| Jason Gastrow | (09:12:42): | I do feat broccoli last night |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:13:28): | I've grossed out nala with them so much she's left me |
| Jason Gastrow | (09:14:18): | Sounds like all the women in your life |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:35:08): | Yea I grossed out haley yesterday with a 5 second long fart |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:59:44): | Anyone know of any job fairs upcoming |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:59:58): | And would you guys want to go to them |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (10:20:27): | There's probably one at Rutgers coming up |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (10:22:45): | Anyone interested in going to one? |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (10:22:53): | Nah |
| Jason Gastrow | (10:23:43): | I haven't heard any but I'll go |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (10:25:04): | Rutgers has a big one on January 29th |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (10:25:54): | Awesome thanks |
| Jason Gastrow | (12:27:10): | I feel like I should make a YouTube series called how to be a dick in: |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:31:45): | Can you give a example? |
| Jason Gastrow | (12:32:23): | How to be a dick in GTA 5. How to be a duck in Ghosts. |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (13:02:18): | Or just in life in general |
| Jason Gastrow | (13:03:08): | That's another episode |
| Jason Gastrow | (14:47:39): | Time the fuck out. Sam the hobbit is Rudy? |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:48:16): | Same guy from Goonies and encino man. |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (14:48:21): | And the main character in the goodies |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (14:48:24): | Goonies |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:48:28): | Where the fuck have you been |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:53:07): | This is first grade stuff |
| Jason Gastrow | (14:53:46): | Well I ain't no nerd and ain't never seen lord if te rings until I was 23 |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:54:18): | What kinda fag watches lord of the rings |
| Jason Gastrow | (14:55:11): | I knew the goo use |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (14:55:36): | I just watch fooooooootbaaaaaaalllllll |
| Jason Gastrow | (14:56:24): | Also which one if the Corey's is dead? |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (14:56:41): | Giles Corey |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:56:52): | Not the one from the Goonies |
| Jason Gastrow | (14:57:07): | The othe one |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (14:57:43): | Corey haim |
| Jason Gastrow | (14:58:09): | Also I think being a Dick in would be a good idea. Like bring up Corey Haims death to the other Corey |
| Jason Gastrow | (18:59:38): | GTA later? |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (21:38:56): | I'll be on in like 15 |
| Jason Gastrow | (21:39:49): | Aight just let me know |
| Wednesday, 03 December 2014 |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:47:06): | "I think we should start killing niggers"-john |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:47:25): | All I could say was wow. Then he laughed. But I don't think he's joking. |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (09:47:31): | Is John a real person |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:47:35): | Oh yea |
| Jason Gastrow | (09:48:37): | John is a political cartoon |
| Barack HUSSEIN | (09:48:57): | I hope never to meet him |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:49:44): | A political cartoon that gets rejected from all newspapers |
| Jason Gastrow | (09:50:18): | For not being believable as a person |
| GroupMe | (13:25:03): | Jason Gastrow changed name to A Homosexual |
| A Homosexual | (13:25:29): | Who's cooking meth |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:26:02): | Where did you get that photo |
| GroupMe | (13:26:22): | Barack HUSSEIN changed name to Turd Burger |
| A Homosexual | (13:26:26): | Don't ask questions |
| Turd Burger | (13:26:48): | What's in the box?!?!?! |
| A Homosexual | (16:26:43): | Homo Sexuals |
| A Homosexual | (20:42:22): | Idea. Odd comments to say about a sex tape |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:44:15): | Racial undertones shined through, especially when the second black penis came on screen. |
| A Homosexual | (20:45:02): | "It was oddly supportive of Israel 9/10 |
| A Homosexual | (20:56:13): | "When it turns out she was a ghost the whole time, it was crazy@ |
| Thursday, 04 December 2014 |
| A Homosexual | (11:07:09): | None |
| A Homosexual | (11:07:28): | Historical average is 4/5 |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:19:46): | I though it was 3/5 |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:19:55): | Thought |
| A Homosexual | (11:20:27): | Since the are 5/5 now. The average is 4/5. Come on math major |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:23:56): | Oh were doing averages now ok stats man |
| A Homosexual | (11:26:51): | I said historical average |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:27:41): | Not a weighted average though so it's a pleb average |
| A Homosexual | (11:43:52): | I do history you do math |
| A Homosexual | (11:47:45): | Okay do before the Missouri Compromise in 1820 they weren't counted in this country but niether were white people either so that's a was. So from 1820 to 1854 they were 3/5ths. In slave states. And for the last 160 years they all are counted as 5/5. Brian do the math |
| Turd Burger | (11:47:56): | I don't do shit |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:55:39): | So from 1776 when history officially started to 1820? |
| A Homosexual | (11:56:11): | No real data was recorded |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:57:16): | I just need a start date |
| A Homosexual | (11:57:45): | January 1st 1820 |
| Turd Burger | (11:57:45): | what is going on? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:57:50): | Cause if we go from the beginning of time to 1820 it'll come out to 0 |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:00:15): | Trying to figure out the average historical worth of a black person in America |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:00:57): | .929 |
| Turd Burger | (12:01:31): | I love it |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:09:12): | So is all this police brutality just a game of catch-up for when whitey had the wild west and white on white crime was rampant? |
| Turd Burger | (12:10:35): | It's called the knockout game |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:11:15): | And eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:12:13): | Just wait till the natives have their revenge. Their going nuclear |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:35:36): | The dream - |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:39:09): | Where's the second monitor? And why no foot rests? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:40:01): | You've proven who the bigger neckbeard is between you and this fictional persob |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:40:41): | Comfort Brian. Ask about comfort |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:40:48): | All* |
| Turd Burger | (12:41:58): | I want this chair |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:43:13): | Doesn't have a squatty potty. Now if it stocked the shit out of my ass it'd be one thing, but I need my butt stool. |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:43:19): | Sucked* |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:43:38): | You want a toilet that basically rim jobs you 24/7 |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:44:00): | Its already sucking my dick for me, so yeah why not |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:44:10): | Fair point |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:44:43): | What about nipple-play |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:52:19): | You can work your own god damn nipples like the rest of us |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:54:58): | When are we gonna 34.5 Brian? |
| Turd Burger | (12:57:46): | \U0001f60f |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:00:05): | ;) |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:00:25): | Well just nipple dock |
| A Homosexual | (15:00:24): | Also thanks for telling me to email the place again josh. Te tol me to resend the reference information because they sai they had trouble reaching my refference. No they didn't they just forgot me or didn't do it |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:01:46): | Nice what place was that? |
| A Homosexual | (15:02:39): | Refuel. It's in cranbury. |
| A Homosexual | (15:06:19): | Josh you have a work style email I can out down as a reference |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:07:14): | A work style email? I have Josh.A.Margulies@gmail.com |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:07:39): | Also, setup a page on about.me |
| A Homosexual | (15:07:44): | Thy works |
| Turd Burger | (15:10:25): | LinkedIn helps a lot |
| Turd Burger | (15:10:30): | Make sure you have a good one |
| A Homosexual | (15:11:18): | Mines solid. |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:11:26): | LinkedIn works but about.me is picking up steam. I think Google invested in them. It's a much simpler, cleaner platform too |
| A Homosexual | (17:18:19): | GTA tonight? |
| Turd Burger | (17:18:38): | Sure |
| A Homosexual | (17:20:00): | Also let me know if you guys get emails for refferences |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (17:21:05): | Yes and k |
| Turd Burger | (19:30:50): | Power |
| A Homosexual | (20:19:19): | POWER |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (20:28:38): | Gta? |
| Turd Burger | (20:32:12): | Sure after I eat. Making food now |
| A Homosexual | (20:32:44): | I'll be on as soon as I get back from picking up christa |
| A Homosexual | (20:32:55): | So like 10 |
| Turd Burger | (20:45:22): | Cool cool cool |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (20:46:32): | K |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (20:46:35): | Doing story now |
| Turd Burger | (20:52:06): | Ok getting on |
| A Homosexual | (20:56:06): | I'm on |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (20:57:42): | Going on |
| Turd Burger | (23:00:25): | Josh do you really have a squatty potty |
| Friday, 05 December 2014 |
| Butt Nuggets | (02:31:04): | Yeah. It's awesome. Also, in currently snacking on fritos and caviar. I don't know if I feel like white trash or trashy classy. |
| A Homosexual | (07:09:32): | I think that's called class warfare |
| Turd Burger | (07:11:12): | You actually like caviar? I thought people just ate that so they could rub it in the faces of the proletariat |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (07:11:40): | I've only has caviar on top of sushi but it is the shit |
| Turd Burger | (11:27:18): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/weird-things-all-guys-do-when-women-arent-around-1478?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| A Homosexual | (12:21:57): | I killed a fat white women in GTA and a black man tried to fight me. That's rasict |
| Turd Burger | (12:22:25): | Hands up don't shoot |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:22:32): | I love clickhole and why isn't there a stereotype for fat white men and skinny black women |
| A Homosexual | (12:23:02): | I'd bang black women |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:23:13): | It's great |
| A Homosexual | (12:23:41): | I did the hair rainbow. Now I want the skin one |
| Turd Burger | (12:24:30): | I can wingman you with some black chicks. I'll just tell them you have buffalo wings |
| Turd Burger | (12:24:39): | Hurhurhur I'm racist |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:25:28): | That would work on me if I was single though |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:25:37): | If a girl was like hey wanna talk I got buffalo wings |
| A Homosexual | (12:26:15): | I've banged for worse |
| Turd Burger | (12:26:27): | This is true. I dont get why wings are a racist thing. Who doesn't like fried chicken ? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:26:57): | For real. Dave Chapelle said the same thing. |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:27:14): | "Look at him. He loves it." |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:36:16): | dont text me, only use this, my phones busted |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:36:52): | What happened |
| A Homosexual | (12:37:04): | Semen |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:37:15): | fell |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:37:31): | im fucking pissed. the screen doesnt work |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:37:47): | and now i cant shut my alarm off |
| A Homosexual | (12:38:03): | You just got it |
| Turd Burger | (12:38:04): | Like its just not responding? |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:38:16): | yeah |
| Turd Burger | (12:38:23): | Damn call motorola |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:38:24): | Damn |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:38:48): | already on the phone |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:38:55): | And here I was envious of your phone |
| A Homosexual | (12:39:02): | Tell those commits |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:41:38): | Do you have insurance |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:41:49): | Which is a scam |
| Turd Burger | (12:45:20): | Insurance isn't a scam |
| Turd Burger | (12:45:56): | I had it with my iPhone and it was good. 100 and I got a replacement phone in two days |
| A Homosexual | (12:46:20): | I vote scam |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:49:28): | I know I'm just kidding. Sort of. Phone insurance isnt. |
| Turd Burger | (12:53:19): | Buy an unlocked phone. I just did and it's awesome |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:54:30): | I have a love hate relationship with smart phones. I love that I can do almost anything but because of that I spend too much time on it. I kind of want a simpler phone now lol. |
| Turd Burger | (12:56:08): | You can't go back now lol |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:57:11): | You can always go back |
| Turd Burger | (12:58:42): | But theyre so damn useful |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:59:07): | But it's sucking the life force out of me |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (12:59:12): | It's a guy thing |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:59:26): | i kinda like burner phones |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:59:37): | i jst wish i could get one with snake on it |
| A Homosexual | (12:59:37): | Drugs |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:00:08): | i dont have insurance but my phone is under warranty so free replacement |
| Turd Burger | (13:00:12): | Burners have a fun vibe to them |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:02:35): | Yea I insured mine. I'll probably break it eventually. |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:02:38): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/willheaint-7-guys-who-arent-william-and-never-will-1440 |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:05:58): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-dumbest-criminals-all-time-1532 |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:08:32): | They have to be using just stock photos for all of these |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:09:05): | you think they just have a random assortment of stock photos and make and article around it |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:09:50): | also, without my phone i feel so disconnected, like I cant contact anyone. its a whole new experience, like nothing Ive ever felt before |
| Turd Burger | (14:10:43): | You are truly and utterly alone |
| Turd Burger | (14:11:03): | Destined to wander this world alone for all time |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:12:06): | whats good for later, punks? |
| Turd Burger | (14:14:45): | I will be in south jersey today unfortunately |
| A Homosexual | (14:17:15): | I think my interview went well. Drinks time |
| Turd Burger | (14:21:48): | Where did you interview? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:22:18): | I'm literally broke as fuck |
| A Homosexual | (14:23:04): | Venuing. It's a digital ad and app agency. It started as a development company but started its own in house marketing |
| Turd Burger | (14:35:31): | Nice sounds like a good gig and it's in your field |
| A Homosexual | (14:38:20): | Wanna go to destination dog tonight |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:41:27): | Is that a pet place |
| A Homosexual | (14:42:12): | It's a bar with awesome hotdogs |
| Turd Burger | (14:46:04): | Hot dog bar? |
| A Homosexual | (14:46:40): | Yea like you get crazy hotdogs. They are really good. |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:50:58): | maybe. WoB has a tap takeover tonight. 15 christmas/winter beers are going on tap |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:51:35): | Ohh interesting where is destination dog? |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:51:45): | close to WoB |
| A Homosexual | (14:51:59): | NB 101 Paterson |
| Turd Burger | (14:52:08): | Go to destination dogs for dinner the WoB to sample 15 beers |
| A Homosexual | (14:52:29): | Intersection of Paterson and Joyce Kilmar |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:53:13): | i agree with pete |
| A Homosexual | (14:53:33): | Im down |
| Turd Burger | (14:54:22): | I'll be there in spirit |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:59:27): | if we get 4 flights of beer, we can have all of them |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:59:47): | and the flights are the best deal, you get 20 oz instead of 16 |
| A Homosexual | (14:59:57): | Ohhh |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:01:15): | i have to do some shit. I'll check back on this shit in a few hours. |
| Turd Burger | (15:01:46): | You can view it in the browser too on your PC btw |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:01:56): | thats what ive been doin |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:02:06): | my phone is out of comission |
| Turd Burger | (15:02:55): | Oh yea |
| A Homosexual | (17:21:08): | We got a plan? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (18:17:40): | Can we do this tomorrow I feel like shit and want to sleep |
| A Homosexual | (18:19:37): | Yea it all good son |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:28:45): | fuck you son. fuck you |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:28:51): | i wanna get a tattoo |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:45:21): | Just testing to see if this works. Using my ipone. |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:45:33): | Iphone* |
| A Homosexual | (18:57:10): | Dicks dicks dicks |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:46:51): | The iPhone screen is so tiny. |
| A Homosexual | (19:51:56): | Like our time in this universe |
| Turd Burger | (20:05:39): | Damn bro that's deep |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (20:06:52): | Woah |
| Turd Burger | (20:07:20): | Josh when are you getting a tattoo? I want to go with you and talk to an artist |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:09:20): | I was thinking I would go in tomorrow to talk with one of the artists. Possibly get it done next Saturday. |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:09:35): | Feel free to come with |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:13:57): | You still don't know what you want, right? |
| Turd Burger | (20:51:21): | Yes I want to talk to an artist to get ideas |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:52:13): | k. pretty sure they open at 1pm tomorrow. wanna head over around 2? |
| Turd Burger | (20:52:58): | Sure if I'm in edison |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:54:24): | k |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:20:15): | Hey cockboy (Brian), what's your dads email address? I need it for a reference |
| Saturday, 06 December 2014 |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:02:02): | Ah sorry I just saw this |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:02:10): | Triformcon@aol.com |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:02:34): | Also you guys going to the tattoo place? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:03:24): | None |
| Turd Burger | (13:05:48): | I'll go to the tattoo place with you guys. I'll be home in like 5 minutes |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:13:23): | Cool. I just woke up so I'm gonna make coffee, drink coffee, eat, shit, shower, brush the teef, get dressed, then inform yall when I'm good to go. But first, imma hit send. |
| Turd Burger | (13:17:42): | You just woke up at 1pm? My nigga |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:22:11): | Yup. Sleep schedule is all outta whack from my work schedule. |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:22:40): | Still a nigga though \ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:23:21): | \ufffd\ufffd |
| Turd Burger | (13:25:35): | \ufffd\ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:29:10): | Imma swish that dunker. Alley bros, amirite |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:29:24): | Alley oop* |
| A Homosexual | (13:32:32): | You guy wanna do hotdogs and beers tonight ? |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:33:34): | If we're gonna be in New Brunswick in a little bit, I'm not gonna head back in later. |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:34:06): | Wanna get a late lunch and some brews soon then? |
| A Homosexual | (13:34:35): | Yea let me just get home and shower |
| Turd Burger | (13:34:58): | I'm chilling with Jessie tonight so unless you guys want to go to like Morristown or something I can't do anything later |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:35:13): | You turd burger |
| A Homosexual | (13:35:59): | I'd go to Morris town. I've never been |
| Turd Burger | (13:36:44): | Its like new Brunswick for older people |
| A Homosexual | (13:37:35): | I'm game |
| A Homosexual | (13:43:49): | I'll be good in 15. When to want to leave for the tattoo? |
| Turd Burger | (13:46:07): | He's probably still pooping |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:48:54): | A good poop takes time |
| Turd Burger | (13:53:24): | Not for us \U0001f60f |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:53:54): | That's true I'm all about speed \ufffd |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:54:03): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:54:10): | \ufffd\ufffd |
| Turd Burger | (13:54:59): | \ufffd\ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:55:30): | \ufffd |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:55:35): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:55:44): | \ufffd |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:56:09): | \ufffd I'm so triggered by this |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (13:56:47): | \ufffd |
| A Homosexual | (13:58:56): | So we going |
| A Homosexual | (13:59:24): | Also my sister need the car so can I have a ride |
| A Homosexual | (13:59:37): | \ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:01:48): | Now I'm taking a \U0001f4a9 |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:02:01): | Butt nuggets taking a butt nugget |
| Turd Burger | (14:04:15): | \ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:05:09): | The name of that emoji is "deal with it dog" |
| Turd Burger | (14:05:18): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:05:48): | Yea I notified that too that's awesome |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:08:14): | Poochie |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:08:22): | Kinda |
| Turd Burger | (14:09:09): | OK I'm gonna shower quick then im free |
| A Homosexual | (14:09:48): | To reiterate. My sister need the car can I get a ride? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:10:19): | You're walking and you're gonna like it |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:10:53): | You're on the way. You can hold on to the bumper |
| A Homosexual | (14:13:12): | I'll teen wolf it |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:13:36): | What? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:13:47): | Never seen teen wold huh |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:13:52): | Wolf& |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:13:55): | * |
| A Homosexual | (14:14:25): | What. He surfs in the top of the van. Te movie not the show |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:15:02): | I still have no idea what you're talking about. |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:15:26): | You're a sheltered child josh |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:16:13): | Not denying that |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:16:37): | I am white privilege |
| A Homosexual | (14:16:50): | Damn hippies |
| Turd Burger | (14:25:04): | OK ready when you gay bros are |
| A Homosexual | (14:26:22): | As am I. |
| A Homosexual | (14:27:20): | Just let me when somebody gets here |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:28:28): | I'm just putting on my pants on leg at a time |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:33:16): | Josh you ready |
| Turd Burger | (14:38:09): | Want me to just go over to you guys? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:38:32): | Sure cause idk what happened to josh |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:44:30): | Just got outta the shower |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:45:25): | Before we pick up Marc I have to stop at the liquor store. They're holding a bottle of something for me and its limited quantity so I wanna make sure to grab it before they sell it to someone else. |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:45:55): | Is it a jar filled with your own farts |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:46:54): | Nah. Remember I did that with my retainer case that one time. Think it was in your basement. Frighteningly it worked. |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:46:57): | Never again |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (14:48:58): | Well I'm ready whenever |
| A Homosexual | (15:04:48): | You guys coming ? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:05:34): | Just left were coming now |
| A Homosexual | (15:18:30): | Eta? |
| Turd Burger | (15:18:41): | Five minutes |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (15:25:17): | We here |
| Sunday, 07 December 2014 |
| A Homosexual | (10:40:40): | GTA later |
| Turd Burger | (10:50:26): | I'll play |
| A Homosexual | (10:52:49): | I'm on |
| A Homosexual | (10:56:34): | It keeps kicking me. I'll try again in a little |
| Turd Burger | (10:58:55): | K |
| A Homosexual | (11:36:00): | So in school the vowels were women. The consonants we're make. Was Y trans gender |
| Turd Burger | (20:06:34): | GTA? |
| A Homosexual | (20:07:05): | I'll be on in 5 |
| A Homosexual | (20:12:05): | I'm on |
| Monday, 08 December 2014 |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:14:21): | Just saw a sign say happy holidays. So the war on Christmas begins again this year |
| Turd Burger | (09:15:04): | Thanks Obama |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:17:27): | None |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:30:59): | "That's what happen when you put them in power" John about black people in government |
| Turd Burger | (09:31:54): | John really understands life |
| Turd Burger | (09:32:06): | Ask him about eric garner |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:32:12): | Oh i didn't have to ask |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:32:35): | He was resisting arrest and breaking the law by selling cigarettes so the cops actions were fine |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:37:15): | Oh my god now John is talking about how atheist is ruining this country |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:37:47): | Also on Eric holder -"he says he's a black man but I know what a black man is, he's a fucking nigger" |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:37:54): | I'm so uncomfortable |
| Turd Burger | (09:38:17): | John needs to be put down |
| A Homosexual | (09:38:25): | Just ask about banana girl and get him talking about sure |
| A Homosexual | (09:38:29): | Steve |
| Turd Burger | (09:38:37): | Isn't john a minority too lol |
| A Homosexual | (09:40:43): | Shhh don't tell |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:42:26): | He is lol. He also complained about illegals in this rant. |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:42:40): | And I've heard every steve story 100 times |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:42:56): | This is close to my personal hell |
| Turd Burger | (09:47:52): | I don't know how you deal with this guy |
| A Homosexual | (09:48:26): | I just keep my head down |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (09:49:05): | I only do because we don't work and I get paid. I got to the site at 8, he talked to me for 45 minutes then sent me for coffee. Coffee breaks been another 50 minutes now lol |
| A Homosexual | (09:59:02): | Solid point |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (10:33:52): | Oh shit Johns getting into it with a black lady |
| Turd Burger | (10:34:38): | You know that black chick you used to bang? Well she had a son. And it's yours |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (10:35:07): | John put cones saving a space, some lady moved it and parked there. We need the room to move a lift, she's now here and talking about a lack of communication. Johns now saying this job is high pressure we have a deadline, we've done nothing all day lol. |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (10:35:35): | Also he's threatening to go the principal. This is literally high school behavior |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (10:35:42): | Lol John is escalating |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (10:38:00): | It's dumb vs dumber. She's dumber only because she thinks she can have a rationak |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (10:38:08): | Rational argument with john |
| Turd Burger | (10:38:32): | John sounds like the scum of the earth |
| Turd Burger | (10:38:38): | Still better than Kumon |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (10:49:00): | Oh sank you so good |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (10:49:38): | Oh Peter you go down on me ah so good sank you sank you |
| Turd Burger | (10:51:17): | Yes sank u sank u feel so good in my asshole sank u |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (10:55:49): | I miss the broken English after work meetings |
| Turd Burger | (11:03:37): | And the threats. Oh how I miss feeling threatened at work |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:07:52): | "You should like this as more than just a paycheck" "don't forget your all easily replacable so don't fuck up" |
| Turd Burger | (11:08:45): | Lol remember the kids that would forget to get paid for months |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:12:20): | Yea amir went half a year without a paycheck lol |
| Turd Burger | (11:13:32): | What a tard lol |
| A Homosexual | (11:34:52): | How do you forget to get paid |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:35:52): | He didn't turn in his time card so it kept rolling over |
| GroupMe | (11:36:21): | A Homosexual changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (11:36:42): | A Homosexual changed name to Krian Barabinchak |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:37:06): | Did he get the money? |
| Mao Ze-Dong Amirite | (11:39:06): | Eventually lol |
| GroupMe | (11:41:09): | Mao Ze-Dong Amirite changed name to Fart Ruggiero |
| Turd Burger | (12:30:48): | Look at my coworker's fucking cubicle |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:31:16): | Fucking Jews |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:31:30): | Tell him happy holidays |
| Turd Burger | (12:33:01): | He is actually Jewish lol |
| Turd Burger | (12:33:21): | He just wants to win the holiday decorations contest |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:33:47): | Wait what contest. I was just saying fucking Jews |
| Turd Burger | (12:34:00): | True |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:35:33): | You should take the Jim method and just make the simplest thing possible. Put a star on your head and wear a green shirt. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:35:52): | Then coerce with the judges of the contest to rig it so you win |
| Turd Burger | (12:36:20): | Its so crazy that it just might work |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:57:22): | Your A-hole is the same thing as your B-hole |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:59:57): | But the c-hole... there's actually two c-holes |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:00:22): | The p-hole and the v-hole |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:23:23): | My dad told me some guy on the discovery channel got eaten by an anaconda last night. He was wearing a special suit, but still utterly ridiculous. |
| Turd Burger | (13:25:05): | Lol I need to see thid |
| Turd Burger | (13:25:20): | God I am everything wrong with american pop culture |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:26:21): | I thought my dad was joking when he said it because it's almost too absurd to not be a joke |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:27:49): | He bitched out |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:28:41): | I heard he got puked out |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:35:42): | Yea my mom and sister were watching it I didn't see the whole thing |
| Turd Burger | (13:38:50): | Turns out there are a lot of people upset because the man didn't get fully eaten. What a world we live in |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:39:28): | I'm only satisfied when I see him get pooped out |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:39:40): | Is the anus of a snake as stretchy as its mouth |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:40:41): | I'd imagine it's not. Usually, the things it eats get digested and this guy would come out whole. He'd probably end up tearing the snake apart upon exiting its b-hole |
| Turd Burger | (13:42:59): | The snake bit his head and then he freaked out and quit. He said he felt his arm breaking |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:50:06): | Wow who knew the anaconda would actually try to kill him as it ate him |
| Turd Burger | (13:50:27): | What was his exit strategy for this lol |
| Turd Burger | (13:50:42): | Do snakes even have buttholes |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:50:59): | They do |
| Turd Burger | (13:51:24): | Wow who knew we had so much in common with snakes |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:59:02): | CNN right now: "Obama has acid reflux" |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:59:08): | Captivating |
| Turd Burger | (13:59:26): | That's a Muslim disease |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:59:45): | Wow me and Obama so similar sank you |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:59:52): | Brian, I didn't know you're Muslim |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:00:26): | If I was John would have already killed me |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:11:36): | Okay plans for Briabs BDay bash |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:11:42): | What's happening |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:11:59): | When is it? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:12:18): | Saturday the 13th. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:21:09): | We hire hookers to do our taxes for us |
| Turd Burger | (15:21:51): | I'm in |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:25:19): | I'm in too |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:33:24): | I'll let you guys know but it'll probably be just going out to NB for a few drinks. In case of incliment weather, booze and weed fest at my place. |
| Turd Burger | (15:35:37): | Unfortunately I won't be around Saturday but do you want to do something Friday? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:49:12): | Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:49:15): | But yea fridays cool |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:51:23): | Friday is for jabronis. I'm all about that leap year feb 29th. Only day worth celebrating |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:53:33): | Call me Murado de Muerto |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:48:16): | So I met the girl equivalent of Joe Rivera |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:49:02): | Whatever happened with those twins? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:49:13): | Never responded |
| Turd Burger | (18:08:57): | Probably for the best lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:09:28): | Yea. It's a fifty fifty shot if get the rotten crouch |
| Turd Burger | (18:12:39): | the stank was strong with that one |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:20:50): | I think the fat one wanted josh |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:20:58): | Or te skinny one |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:21:18): | \ufffd |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:22:06): | \ufffd |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:23:38): | Judy wanted josh but josh doesn't like having a safety or a backup. |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:24:30): | \ufffd |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:28:15): | Alright biever |
| Turd Burger | (18:45:52): | Truf |
| Turd Burger | (18:50:55): | We will find new smelly girls |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:59:23): | Marc tell us about the Joe Rivera girls |
| Turd Burger | (19:03:35): | They sound hot |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:08:12): | It's the same girl she I talked about last nigh. She messages me again. Started bitching about here job. I said that sucks. And she starts going off on me for saying here life sucks.i ask what's the best case scenario and she says to kill herself. I say don't do that and she flip out again. So I change the subject to her hobby of collecting batman stuff. I ask if it's Nolan or burton batman. She flips out again saying she |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:08:32): | Is being interageted and finally I just say I have to go and hang up |
| Turd Burger | (19:11:17): | At least she didn't tell you she got stabbed |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:11:43): | Not sell my video games |
| Turd Burger | (19:13:04): | I'm still pissed |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:13:24): | Stab him |
| Tuesday, 09 December 2014 |
| Butt Nuggets | (00:12:45): | Who wants to see a live taping of jack mcbrayer and triumph the insult comic dog in a live action comedy show for adult swim. There's free tickets available for Thursday and Friday at 8 pm this week and next week |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:47:42): | None |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:54:57): | I've longed to take a picture of that fine Pyle |
| Turd Burger | (11:56:48): | I would consider going next weej |
| Turd Burger | (11:56:52): | Week |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:02:16): | A dooey pile. I love this name. And ditto maybe next week not this one |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:57:48): | When did thrones come out. The show |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:59:05): | What is thrones |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:59:19): | No clue. Imdb breh |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:59:54): | The game of |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:00:58): | 4 years ago? Only been 4 seasons so far |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:01:32): | And the Dinke man. He was there season 1 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:01:58): | Yea dinklage has been there from the beginning |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:02:41): | Okay. So he is in a movie called the nights of badassdom. It's super intentionally campy |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:03:04): | New movie? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:03:31): | 2013 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:03:35): | Netflix |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:06:36): | What's it about |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:08:31): | Dinklebot Jason Stackhouse and a bunch of other people that you have seen in stuff are pot smoking Laarping Metal Heads who bring demons to life and have to stop it |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:10:07): | Sounds pretty terrible but I like that intentionally bad movies are being produced |
| Turd Burger | (13:10:23): | I do love me some trash |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:10:48): | It's very self aware |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:11:14): | I got me a trash stash. It's like a spank bank for bad movies |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:14:52): | Dani Pudi is in it |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:15:00): | Jason stackhouse=Jason statham? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:15:32): | No. From true blood |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:16:23): | Ah. Well I'm gonna call Jason statham Jason stackhouse from now on anyways |
| Turd Burger | (13:16:43): | Who's Jake steakhouse |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:18:02): | Pretty sure his dad owns lonestar, that chain steakhouse restaurant. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:19:13): | It sounds like a tim and Eric thing Jason stackhouse for Jason statham lol |
| Turd Burger | (13:20:42): | None |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:24:30): | I wish I could intentionally be so dumb |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:40:04): | Gta? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:50:51): | Yea. I just got back from picking up my sister |
| Turd Burger | (18:52:34): | Can't I'm at jessies now. Maybe when I get back at like 10 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:57:41): | Boo. Grimace Gang |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:06:42): | "You must have big balls to come after me" 9 year old on gta online |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:10:06): | "What grade are you in?" "I'm in college" |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:10:44): | Holy shit this is gold turns out the kids from Canada and he's telling these 9 year old Americans about free Healthcare and college |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:11:45): | I'm headed on |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:13:37): | Join my game |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:24:30): | Joining |
| Wednesday, 10 December 2014 |
| Butt Nuggets | (00:37:35): | When is cockboy's bday or when are we doing something for cockboy's bday? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:40:30): | I'm at perth amboy and this large security guard is with us. Some girl student walks by and says "you're fat" and he instantly replied "so is your mom". He does not give a fuck anymore lol. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:41:03): | Also for my bday it's supposed to be cold and snowing so I'd be down to just get sushi maybe bowl and watch a shitty troma movie while doing a different kind of bowling. |
| Turd Burger | (10:01:53): | That's what im talking about |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:11:32): | And by my bday I mean Friday since that's when Petes around |
| Turd Burger | (10:13:24): | \ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:34:35): | You selfish prick. I guess my permanent ink can wait |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:37:57): | When's your appointment |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:38:32): | Didn't make it yet but I was gonna shoot for Friday |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:38:58): | I'll go sometime next week |
| Turd Burger | (11:41:34): | Go on Friday during the day |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:41:56): | Thought you wanted to come with |
| Turd Burger | (11:42:14): | I do. I get home at 3:30 |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:42:55): | O. What about these jabronies |
| Turd Burger | (11:48:55): | They're just a bunch of hoes |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:50:41): | I get off at 330 too but I'm off of work at 4 HURRR DURRR |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:50:51): | Seriously though I'll probably be home by 330 |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:52:44): | Sounds like it'll be an eventful day |
| Turd Burger | (11:52:56): | Let's all go and hold hands the entire time |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:55:48): | Ask them to tattoo it right on your anus |
| Turd Burger | (11:57:47): | I'm looking to get a urethra piece done . like a tribal thing |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:08:08): | It'll only look fierce when you're hard |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:08:35): | Or get a midget who becomes a real man when you're hard |
| Turd Burger | (12:18:41): | I love it |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:20:04): | John gave his son a dirt bike so he can escape nj when shit hits the fan |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:20:09): | He also has an escape plan |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:22:46): | Apparently shit hitting the fan = government failure due to nigger uprising. I'm not being racist these are Johns words. Also Eric garner was asking for it for resisting arrest. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:33:56): | Al Sharpton and the new black panthers and black gorillas are gonna cause nationwide chaos so that Obama can declare martial law so he can stay president. This is what John actually fears. |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:34:52): | Why don't Steve and John hang out more. |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:35:10): | And I'm sure that they don't say this shit on Fox News |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:35:29): | Who's his other source, Alex jones? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:43:23): | I think it's fox news and John just extrapolates using his own common sense |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:43:52): | He also has a survival pack of 3 guns and a lot of knives. He also wants to bury some guns underground. |
| Turd Burger | (12:53:50): | My hero |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:47:51): | Just got my new phone. Sent a test out. Just respond so I know your receiving everything |
| Turd Burger | (14:48:52): | Another Moto X? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:48:52): | I ain't got shit |
| Turd Burger | (14:49:31): | I texted you josh. Don't let me down |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:51:27): | Doesn't look like I can send or receive texts right now. |
| Turd Burger | (14:58:10): | Can't you just swap out the sim card? |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:58:50): | I did. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:00:00): | Good job Mr tech man |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:00:18): | Can't make calls right now either so its on Verizon's end |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:18:21): | I'm back baby |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:33:45): | I really want to buy Brian a tribli and punisher shirt for his birthday but I'm not spending 30 dollars on a joke |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:34:00): | I'd wear it out |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:34:14): | A what? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:34:21): | I got you something else |
| Turd Burger | (15:36:55): | I bought you star wars marital aids |
| Turd Burger | (15:37:54): | None |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:38:39): | It would be frightening if his face was the end that sticks out of the plug |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:43:32): | Fear-rection |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:50:49): | If you get a hooker, is that a fee-rection? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:00:53): | I need the risk champion pic |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:02:56): | Gonna have to wait. Have to retrieve all the shit off my old phone |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:17:46): | It cool. I just need it by Friday |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:33:08): | Oh god why |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:33:30): | I know what you're up to |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:33:43): | Are you putting it on a cake or a shirt |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:35:00): | I would totally wear you on a shirt |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:35:12): | Thanks josh |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:35:42): | Marc, get me 2 smalls. One for me and one for Zach |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:35:51): | What. |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:36:15): | You don't remember telling him your plan a few months ago at his grad party. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:44:07): | No I don't remember that plan I was drunk at my grad party lol |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:47:24): | There was no plan. I'm fucking with you. I was black out drunk too. |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:47:34): | It is a good idea though |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:47:46): | I want that shirt |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:09:43): | http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpsbAUEe90 |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:47:39): | Is that the wicker man? I really need to watch whatever this is |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:57:02): | Our nigga Brian is making sushi like some God Damn Jap. We fought a war so we didn't have to do that. |
| Turd Burger | (21:20:48): | How is your raw Nippon food Brian? I'll eat my cooked american red meat |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:36:55): | It was good, it was in rhis food network chefs apartment. Honestly, not impressed I peed in her toilet twice and barely remember it. |
| Turd Burger | (21:37:44): | Should have just had a beer at the NASCAR race |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:49:43): | I'm actually prepared to make sushi Joe's sushi though |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:49:50): | I can make a hotdog roll |
| Thursday, 11 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (06:14:05): | So Marvel tried to get Spider-Man Back for civil war. Sony just said nah. |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:47:10): | In that case, they should use a cheap knock off, like spider-guy |
| Turd Burger | (12:47:31): | Man spider |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:49:14): | Arachnid man |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:53:00): | Risk champion |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:53:36): | Gimme a minute |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:23:54): | None |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:24:14): | None |
| Turd Burger | (14:26:41): | Beautiful |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:27:47): | None |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:51:17): | http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-keep-my-grandfathers-mind-active-calling-him-eve-1589 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:51:29): | And dank meme |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:59:49): | I like thr removing france from maps part |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:59:52): | the* |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:14:14): | Trevor Phillips might be the most complex and ridiculous characters in a video game |
| Turd Burger | (15:16:09): | I don't know if I would describe him as complex lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:20:01): | It's not just a raging lunatic. He has aspersions of becoming successful. Mourned the death of his best friend. He likes to like but doesn't always want to. |
| Turd Burger | (15:21:43): | Eh I guess |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:22:23): | Is he good. Is he evil. |
| Turd Burger | (15:26:34): | I didn't think the story in general was complex at all. I think it's more more meta than anything |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:29:20): | rob and steal and make yourself rich. Not too complicated |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:30:11): | Think deeper. Was it that or was it about the loyalty. And reverence. |
| Turd Burger | (15:30:41): | Exactly. The characters don't really evolve at all, they just keep doing the same things , get into trouble, and then resolve it the same way. But thats not the point |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:31:59): | Isn't that life. We are the observers learn who they truly are. I hope you guys realize I'm fucking with you |
| Turd Burger | (15:35:09): | It's hard to read sarcasm over text |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:35:38): | I'll put ~ so you know it's sarcasm |
| Turd Burger | (15:37:53): | How will I know you aren't just approximating things |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:38:22): | Yea don't culturally appropriate mathematical notation you cis scum |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:40:11): | Yeah, I had no clue you were joking |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:41:26): | Fucking shepole |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:56:52): | What about the hepole |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:11:10): | Damn Martiarchy |
| Turd Burger | (16:12:55): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Turd Burger | (16:13:03): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:13:27): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:14:28): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:33:20): | \U0001f449\U0001f44a |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:33:42): | Hey on a serious note i don't know if you guys know but haleys dad probably has lung cancer but has been denied by a lot of places and won't get medicare part b tll halfway through next year. Haleys sister made a fund if you guys wanted to give any money, the link is http://www.gofundme.com/iqjpx0 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:35:54): | I'll ask my mom if there is an speak process she knows to help with the bills |
| Turd Burger | (17:41:01): | I'll try and help out |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:41:38): | Did they get the biopsy back. Do they know which type of cancer etc |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:58:33): | Thanks guys and no they still needs scans to confirn, all they know for sure is there is a large cancerous looking tumor in his lungs and he's in a lot of pain from it. Doctors think it's cancer but I don't think it's confirmed yet. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:25:31): | My mom says that there are a lot of different things they can apply for. Talk to a social worker at the hospital he is in |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:34:24): | Yea he has a social worker at RWJ I think helping him out he is just been screwed/falling through the cracks at a lot of turns. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:35:14): | Ask him about the catastrophic illness funds |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:51:10): | Thanks |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:51:10): | I'll bring that up |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:51:35): | Gta later? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:52:43): | Gta later? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:53:37): | Yea I'm just out to dinner for my dad's birthday |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:54:13): | Kk |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:03:25): | Is anyone else's gta online just fucking up |
| Krian Barabinchak | (21:04:59): | Mine was |
| Krian Barabinchak | (21:08:58): | Going on |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:27:16): | Not joking, he can probably get medical weed. Its been shown, specifically with certain types of lung cancer, to halt the growth process of cancerous cells, if not stop all growth. |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:27:20): | Only good if it hasn't metastasized yet |
| Turd Burger | (21:30:47): | Oh boy |
| Friday, 12 December 2014 |
| Turd Burger | (08:07:23): | The ass was fat |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:08:02): | Ayyyy lmao |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:10:24): | That ass was too fat |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:29:14): | http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxnv2vtyFpk |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:29:59): | Ass was too fat? Does not compute |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:35:31): | I told you all he was a fucking robot ~ |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:36:05): | Dam got me. And I like the sarcasm notation |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:36:21): | I've come around on it. |
| Turd Burger | (10:55:05): | None |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:01:23): | I fucking love clickhole lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:44:54): | When dinner butt |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:49:18): | Figuring that out now |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:49:42): | I was thinking about making something at home but I don't think want to do that anymore lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:50:42): | That sounds like a terrible idra |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:51:50): | But I'm an amazing chef though |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:53:12): | You know who is better. People that get paid to do it |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:53:23): | I take that bake |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:53:33): | I've seen some shitty chefs |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:53:51): | Also I start Monday |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:54:56): | Got the job? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:55:38): | Yea. I took the trail period incase I get an offer from the other place. But I will be a working stiff |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:56:02): | Trail period? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:56:40): | It's like an extended training |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:57:17): | Where? Which company? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:57:39): | Venuing. It's a strt up. |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:57:53): | O |
| Turd Burger | (12:57:55): | Where is the office? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:57:58): | They did apps then switched to marketing but a jobs a job |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:00:29): | Where's the office? And that's awesome dude congrats |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:01:04): | Financial district |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:01:06): | Yeah. Good shit man. Get me a job now. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:01:31): | Let me have my first day |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:02:00): | No |
| Turd Burger | (13:02:02): | Can you get us all jobs |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:02:02): | Now |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:02:35): | Then it'd be real NGBM. Corporate sponsored NGBM. Like fight club, but NGBM |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:02:57): | Still no girls allowed |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:03:52): | Yea get me a job too |
| Turd Burger | (13:03:53): | We all get jobs and slowly take over the company |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:08:55): | We can do a group interview |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:09:12): | "I'm Brian but call me blade" |
| Turd Burger | (13:11:39): | Names spider, if you got a girl im gonna get inside her |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:12:07): | Weave my Web know what I'm sayin? |
| Turd Burger | (13:12:47): | Now you gonna write me a fuckin offer or what |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:13:42): | Well be their in house creative team for the yoots |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:14:44): | Wait so marc what is your job? Marketing? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:18:08): | Media planning |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:18:42): | Sounds like a job for the ngbm boys |
| Turd Burger | (13:19:00): | I got some plans I'll run by you later |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:20:10): | Now the first thing we're going to want to do is make a company sex tape |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:20:36): | Show that the company is cool, hip and down to fuck |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:22:05): | NGBM DTF NYC |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:21:44): | Thoughts on getting a GoPro |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:21:47): | ? |
| Turd Burger | (14:22:06): | Useless unless you are doing a physical activity lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:22:25): | Or you have a drone to attach it to |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:22:32): | You will use it for a week then never gain |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:23:04): | I was gonna leave it in my car and record when I'm driving. Watch the popo n shit. |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:23:22): | Gonna use credit card reward points so I'm not actually gonna buy one |
| Turd Burger | (14:23:30): | You're thinking of a dash cam |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:23:33): | I think you'd be happier off dropping 300 on a real camera |
| Turd Burger | (14:23:35): | That's not a gopro |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:24:50): | Yeah but I could wear it on my head too if I felt so inclined |
| Turd Burger | (14:25:25): | Am I free to go? Am I under arrest!? Am I free to go? Am I under arrest? |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:26:12): | I could be like that guy at the bar in new Brunswick |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:28:41): | You could have proof of your tales |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:46:56): | So what's good for later? There a plan? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:47:19): | The plan is get fucked josh |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:47:31): | Strippers |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:47:56): | I'm leaving work soon I'll let you know though |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:48:08): | Faggot |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:48:22): | I got you a beer. |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:48:25): | Birthday |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:51:15): | I hope it's a pbr |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:53:11): | Ya got me |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:53:19): | I got you a keg |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:02:32): | I hope it's chimay |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:21:44): | I just realized my birthday is 12/13/14 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:24:56): | Fag |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:25:19): | Fag |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:26:15): | You guys are just jealous of the mathematical beauty |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:26:56): | North korea has their own calendar system. I bet your shit don't hold up there. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:28:11): | In 05 mine was 07 06 05 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:34:47): | Using the European style you commie |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:39:24): | No\n |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:46:12): | Oops I fucked that up |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:48:28): | Asshole not knowing my birthday |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:52:31): | So sushi? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:52:56): | Yea |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:53:17): | Where? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:54:05): | Birthday boys choice |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:00:36): | It was more me fucking up the American system and I say sushi palace so I can eat till I vomit |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:02:01): | What time? I'm gonna fire off some job applications then shower |
| Turd Burger | (16:02:16): | Just a random aside, if we ever get into a barfight at world of beer we have to say "I'm going to turn your world of beer into a world of pain" |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:02:45): | And also reference josh as the instigator. |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:02:55): | I can't believe you think like that, Peter |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:03:26): | I thought I knew you |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:09:43): | Seriously though, when you wanna go? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:32:06): | Just got out of the shower come over around 530 if that's fine with everyone |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:32:19): | Okay |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:32:24): | K |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:41:49): | http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onions-person-of-the-year-2014-tie-malala-yous,37661/ |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:31:21): | Just finished an application. Hopping in the shower now |
| Turd Burger | (17:33:21): | I'll be over in 15 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:38:11): | K |
| Turd Burger | (17:44:31): | K leaving now |
| Saturday, 13 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:48:21): | Love dat V |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:48:44): | Facebook told me that a faggot was born 24 years ago today |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:01:05): | Not just any faggot. This faggot right hurr |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:01:44): | Also the memes fucked. "You are what eat. Pussy" lol |
| Turd Burger | (09:02:16): | I don't get it marc. Happy birthday brian |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:02:45): | Thanks fellas |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:19:19): | You are what you eat. And he is a pussy |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:12:44): | \U0001f445\U0001f638 |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:16:33): | \U0001f443\U0001f4a8\ufffd |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:19:37): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:47:06): | None |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:13:31): | None |
| GroupMe | (16:15:40): | Butt Nuggets changed the group's name to Unprotected Buttsecks |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:40:58): | None |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:44:17): | Lube me up baby |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:59:17): | Now that he can roll sushi, Brian needs to make a Sloppy Joe Roll |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:59:46): | Call it UBS |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:00:05): | ? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:00:24): | Unprotected butt sex |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:10:22): | http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxnv2vtyFpk |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:16:05): | What's poppin b-man? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:16:40): | Not much I'm out at dinner now |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:16:45): | Yes what up |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:17:34): | Where'd ya go? You get any apps? Soup? |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:17:48): | What about dessert? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:17:54): | Salad? |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:18:18): | Fuck that pussy shit. |
| Turd Burger | (19:27:07): | Any unprotected butt sex? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:27:38): | Elios on inman. Calamari and oysters rockafeller for app with Cesar salad and asparagus soup. Got some veal for dinner. They gave me an extra big beer for my bday |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:28:17): | Asshole I told you there's a salad |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:31:09): | Only the kitchen staff is having unprotected butt sex. Real time saver. Everyone else is having good ol' fashion, protected butt sex. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:37:14): | Gotta use shrink wrap |
| Sunday, 14 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:38:17): | Yall niggas wanna get lunch today? |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:39:08): | Working |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:39:38): | Let's visit this fag |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:50:28): | No |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:52:48): | No fags allowed |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:53:00): | Nope. I'm coming |
| Turd Burger | (10:57:03): | I still ain't home nig nog |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:57:52): | And I'm whipped I already have plans with haley at 1 |
| Turd Burger | (10:58:32): | Yea and then me and Haley have plans at 1:30 to make fun of your 1pm plana |
| Turd Burger | (10:58:39): | Plans* |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:01:35): | :( damn it it I knew she didn't actually like my dungeons and dragons power half hour |
| Turd Burger | (11:10:26): | She says she needs a full two hours to complete her campaign but you never listen to her character's needs |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:25:48): | It's not my fault she's still a noob |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:27:46): | Also depends on the dungeon master. You probably just suck. |
| Monday, 15 December 2014 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:57:44): | I love seeing how far the rabbit hole goes with Johns craziness |
| Turd Burger | (08:58:20): | It can always go further |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:00:49): | He unsubscribed from HBO and no longer sees movies because actors are hypocrites because they are against guns but star in movies with guns. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:11:05): | Apparently John pulled a hunting knife on nick because nick was telling people John was a pothead. |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:11:57): | Which is true |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:15:51): | According to John he doesn't smoke because it d oesnt effect him besides making him lazy tired and hungry. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:33:11): | Gangsta as shit |
| GroupMe | (16:35:50): | Krian Barabinchak changed the group's avatar |
| Tuesday, 16 December 2014 |
| Turd Burger | (00:11:52): | http://youtu.be/ZFHE28mQE5Y |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:55:54): | You smaht. You loyol. I appreshiate dat. Here buy your mom a 10000 dollar house. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:57:42): | Look at the related video with Mexican food |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:02:50): | I like how she sounds confused when she said it |
| Turd Burger | (09:04:09): | Here you go girl pay off your student loans |
| Turd Burger | (09:04:16): | And pay your boat insurance |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:17:57): | And pay off that guy you hit with your car |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:18:18): | I have an idea for ngbm |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:18:26): | I have a idea for a scam product You know the whole "guys are oblivious to girls hints" trope/theme. So what if we have a doctor endorse the idea that this is due to men seeing at a lower fps, and the guys who are getting laid on average see at a higher fps hence they catch the hints that other men literally physically can't see. So we sell a eye training product that promises to increase the fps you see in the hopes it'll get you laid. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:18:41): | Fps=frames per second |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:19:17): | Egg |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:44:17): | so all im doing is watching MMA videos at work |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:45:30): | Nice all I've been doing is redditing on my phone lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:45:34): | Jobs are a jokr |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:45:36): | Joke |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:45:47): | Capitalism is bullshit |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:46:18): | yea im leaving after a month |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:46:24): | I got no problem with socialism |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:46:28): | i got another interview on friday |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:46:39): | Americas half way there |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:46:43): | John keeps ranting about how this country is going to socialism. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:46:47): | And nice where at marc |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:47:26): | refuel the place i had the first interview |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:47:35): | i got the followup interview wioth the director |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:48:01): | Nice nice. Slip him a 20 with you're resume |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:48:38): | You really only there 1 month? |
| Turd Burger | (12:48:57): | Just dip if refuel is a better gig lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:49:06): | it was a trial period i took becuase i was waiting on another offer but wanted to hedge my bets |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:49:09): | im an intern here |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:49:29): | so at 1 month we were going to get a new contract but i want out |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:50:31): | Demand half the company and a 6 figure salary. If he doesn't give you it walk, if he does walk anyways and say you don't work with pushovers. |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:50:54): | Now that's a plan |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:51:37): | exatly 250,000 or nothing |
| Turd Burger | (12:52:35): | Gotta get fat stacks |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:52:43): | then if they give it to me i demand more |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:52:49): | and for no work |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:11:32): | so this is what i did today |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:11:37): | what mma videos |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:11:52): | and then write 5 things on a dry erase board |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:18:04): | Yes but what did you write |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:15:53): | Josh look up Park Jokey. They work next to the office and they are looking for an app developer I think |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:16:29): | I wrote Venue. AM. Fighter Gym and Sport |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:17:01): | Write down synergy and untapped markets too lol |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:17:17): | Im not an app developer buy I'll look them up |
| Turd Burger | (14:23:47): | Write down "fist economy" |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:32:41): | I just bought a 4 Loko after work |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:32:43): | "Bird internet" |
| Turd Burger | (14:33:44): | You are living the american dream marc |
| Turd Burger | (14:33:56): | Wife, kids, 4loko after work |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:34:59): | Instead of casual Friday do Loco viernes |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:35:34): | I'm treating this job like college. Just show up. Rush everything and drink after |
| Turd Burger | (14:40:55): | That's like a lot of jobs tbh |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:41:18): | Well i have 4 years if practice |
| Turd Burger | (15:47:15): | http://www.theonion.com/articles/closeminded-man-not-even-willing-to-hear-out-argum,35379/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:59:46): | I guess I'm not bad, just ignant |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:13:07): | We need a 4 the for the GTA heist |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:27:22): | Damn it josh |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:53:38): | Buy me a xbone |
| Turd Burger | (18:58:34): | What about a gaystation? I hear there is a great new game called Your Life |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:25:54): | Damn. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:26:23): | we need positions for hiest |
| Turd Burger | (22:49:19): | Doggy style |
| Wednesday, 17 December 2014 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:42:46): | Shotty lucky pierre |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:43:08): | Also signed onto netflix today, there's a new account named "are you baby girl games..." it gets cutoff. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:44:12): | Da duq |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:46:39): | That's what I said lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:17:58): | Who wants drunk GTA tonight |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:22:18): | Guess who texts me about there birthday plans. |
| Butt Nuggets | (23:23:09): | Jebus |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:26:48): | I'll be inpittsburgh so I said I'll tell you guys so make up your excuses |
| Butt Nuggets | (23:32:07): | I have no idea what you're talking about |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:33:56): | They want to hang out. I won't be there. Make up lies for me to tell then why you won't be there. And I won't ridiculous ones. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:34:03): | Want |
| Butt Nuggets | (23:36:52): | Its church season |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:38:38): | I need more then that. I want sex changes. Aid test results party. |
| Butt Nuggets | (23:46:10): | My 4 year old, adopted daughter went in for gender reassignment surgery, but the doctors stopped the procedure because they found her to have the AIDS. Her birthday, Dec 22nd, was to be "his" 5th birthday, but is now "her" "Coming of AIDS party." |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:50:39): | That's what I want josh. Now Brian and Pete |
| Turd Burger | (23:51:03): | I'm still getting over 9/11 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:51:19): | Love it |
| Thursday, 18 December 2014 |
| Butt Nuggets | (00:26:03): | Were talking about stanky puss, right? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (00:26:21): | Yea. |
| Turd Burger | (06:39:11): | Tell her to hose down her rancid cooter and then we'll talk |
| Krian Barabinchak | (07:12:48): | Lemme hose dat pussy. With a power washer |
| Fart Ruggiero | (07:29:37): | Girl you got enough yeast to make a loaf of sourdough |
| Fart Ruggiero | (07:31:18): | And I'll tell them I would go but I plan on just ending it all before that so maybe next time. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (07:54:36): | GTA update |
| Turd Burger | (08:10:24): | Tell them we all have a suicide pact |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:14:41): | One goes we all go. And the girls are in on it too |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:16:02): | Here's the thing, they don't know they're in on it |
| Turd Burger | (08:19:01): | Its a surprise suicide pact |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:19:49): | Surprise, that shot you thought was 151? Actually was poison |
| Butt Nuggets | (08:28:50): | Bros to the close |
| Turd Burger | (08:31:04): | Always be closing |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:32:15): | That's my saying |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:32:44): | ABC- Always Bro Close |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:35:36): | Also you guys heard about the interview right |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:35:42): | North Korea did it |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:35:58): | It wasn't North Korea |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:36:34): | I thought us intelligence confirmed it was hackers that hacked Sony and it was north Korea threatening theaters that showed it |
| Turd Burger | (08:36:54): | Yes the gov confirmed it was Korea |
| Turd Burger | (08:37:02): | At least I thought they did |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:37:12): | No it's the same Hackers with |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:37:43): | North Korea denied it and before the hacks the hackers demanded money's no sober net nation asks for money |
| Butt Nuggets | (08:37:48): | No. Us confirmed north Korea LINKED to the attack. Likely they paid some Chinese people to carry it out |
| Turd Burger | (08:38:19): | actually that makes more sense |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:38:25): | Sovereign |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:39:14): | Plus the Koreans in the notes weren't natural speakers |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:39:23): | I mean if they paid others to do it I'd till say they were responsible then |
| Butt Nuggets | (08:39:25): | You buttholes wanna go to that live taping tomorrow in NYC? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:39:48): | What time I have an interview |
| Butt Nuggets | (08:40:06): | 8pm |
| Turd Burger | (08:41:09): | cant tomorrow i have concert ticketz |
| Turd Burger | (08:41:32): | actually no that ISH is on saturday. i have my office christmas party tomorrow |
| Butt Nuggets | (08:41:39): | To see who, gay and gayer? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:42:33): | Dayummm take that Petes confidence in his sexuality |
| Turd Burger | (08:44:56): | No, I am not gay, I have a calendar with naked ladies on it (at home) |
| Butt Nuggets | (08:47:52): | What about you Brian? you gonna stay home and masturbate to porn? Gay porn. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:29:29): | My boyfriend doesn't think I'm gay |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:31:01): | Your boyfriends calls you faggot all the time. He's not nice. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:33:31): | Yea he says he hates me and that we broke up months ago, it's just how he plays. Men amirite? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:34:23): | In sorry to hear that. I'll get te wine and Ben and Jerry's. Pete will get a picture so we can burn it |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:12:39): | Just remember this holiday season. Fuck da Police |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:52:23): | What are we doing for New Years |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:53:06): | I'm in PA with haley from the 28th to the 1st |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:53:56): | Oh. Well I should probably defuse some of those things I left there then |
| Turd Burger | (15:54:44): | And I'll be in south jersey lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:55:01): | Ehh I'll leave those rugged |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:55:06): | We will be setting off fireworks lol |
| Turd Burger | (15:55:22): | I will just be black out drunk |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:55:48): | Yes. Fire works. That's it |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:11:22): | Gta? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:12:04): | Yes\n |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:14:12): | I'm going on |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:14:29): | Ditto |
| Turd Burger | (20:42:11): | Not hone yet |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:53:48): | Damn you petr |
| Turd Burger | (20:54:58): | Leaving in 10 though |
| Krian Barabinchak | (21:54:25): | None |
| Friday, 19 December 2014 |
| Turd Burger | (07:28:36): | None |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:02:12): | I really want to share that on Facebook but i think my mom might think I was serious |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:09:45): | I will never know your struggles |
| Turd Burger | (10:11:13): | You're missing out |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:20:06): | It's ok he has 8 crazy nights |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:20:23): | Or he would if he believed in anything bigger than himself |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:20:56): | Josh did you know my mom blames my atheism on you lok |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:21:01): | Lol* |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:12:23): | Yeah. I pride myself on it |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:23:25): | You also are responsible for my weed habit and liberalism in her mind lol |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:36:00): | Can you frame a picture of me to be left at your bedside |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:51:43): | I'll surround it with pot leaves and a copy of the god delusion |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:52:00): | And the communist manifesto |
| Saturday, 20 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:01:35): | Tinder out in bumble fuck pay is a gol mine |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:11:41): | Get at them women bright and early ask em out to breakfast. Everyone loves breakfast |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:14:38): | Bitch we going fancy. Waffle House |
| Turd Burger | (09:15:01): | Sheeeeeeeeit |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:16:55): | I'm gunna egange with the ring in a 10 point buck |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:28:53): | If her tinder profile picture is her prom picture. She's too young for you bro |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:29:16): | Or she put on a lot of weight since high school |
| Turd Burger | (09:29:37): | Or both |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:29:46): | Hasn't everyone |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:29:53): | I remember I matched with this girl who's dad was loaded he owned some stadium or something. Then she told me she was actually 16. Byeeee bye bye |
| Turd Burger | (09:29:53): | Apartment hunting sucks brahs |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:30:17): | I mean mines muscle mass. Benching 285 takes mass |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:30:33): | That's how you go to jail |
| Turd Burger | (09:30:47): | \ufffd |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:30:55): | Where you looking pete |
| Turd Burger | (09:32:35): | Union right now but I'm open to anywhere if it's a good location. I'm there looking at places now but nothing so far is good |
| Turd Burger | (09:37:17): | We've been visiting places all morning |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:37:49): | An agent is showing you guys? |
| Turd Burger | (09:48:41): | No we called some places |
| Turd Burger | (09:49:03): | I ain't paying some punk go show me around |
| Turd Burger | (09:49:12): | Well I might |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:50:07): | Lol if nothing comes through who knows. Also check out this sweet Jamaican accent http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSeuDhtCBwY |
| Sunday, 21 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:24:44): | I found my ex in tinder. And we match |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:00:55): | Next stop pound town |
| Turd Burger | (10:18:09): | Just be really casual with it. Message her "hey girl, that pussy still stank?" |
| Monday, 22 December 2014 |
| Turd Burger | (10:29:07): | http://www.theonion.com/articles/homosexuality-only-thing-parents-can-accept-about,36622/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:29:39): | Oh found out my ex wants to be a guy |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:31:45): | You made her want to try to be a guy. |
| Turd Burger | (10:34:35): | If you become a woman then its not weird |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:35:57): | Maybe she wants to make up that wage gap. Seriously though so she's Trans? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:36:56): | She is soon the year in the posited gender role to see of she wants the surgery but she might no want to. I told her do what makes her happy |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:39:50): | None |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:14:50): | I'm back baby |
| Tuesday, 23 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:25:03): | Jones Cormier. Jan 3rd. It's should be a great fight |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:18:07): | butt stuff |
| Turd Burger | (14:53:21): | this is amazing http://www.clickhole.com/article/cosby-fans-rejoice-heres-way-enjoy-cosby-show-with-1613 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:57:02): | Oh yea I saw that |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:02:15): | The smiley face was the best part |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:41:58): | None |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:42:04): | how do i subscribe |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:43:01): | Can't. You're born into it. |
| Turd Burger | (15:43:52): | My dad gets it |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:47:19): | dman |
| Turd Burger | (15:51:21): | Got accepted for the apartment. We should have a little housewarming party once I'm moved in |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:55:00): | when will you move it |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:55:07): | where the appt |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:55:15): | tell me Ptor |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:55:19): | i gots to know |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:55:25): | Metuchen? |
| Turd Burger | (15:55:55): | Nope Union |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:56:13): | thats not to bad |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:56:28): | Is it in da hood? |
| Turd Burger | (15:56:34): | Yea its only like 15 minutes from Edison and its in a good spot |
| Turd Burger | (15:57:31): | No it is on the good side of union lol. Not the Irvington side |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:57:49): | where the hood where the hood where the hood at |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:58:01): | Living with your brother? |
| Turd Burger | (15:58:09): | Yup |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:58:33): | can i hold bum fights |
| Turd Burger | (16:01:11): | Of course. We can creep in the hood |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:02:22): | do the creep aww |
| Turd Burger | (16:02:40): | I'm gonna live by the parkway / route 22 kind of by the town center |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:03:13): | i cant go on the park way, i was banned for parking |
| Turd Burger | (16:05:10): | No WAY hurhurhurhur |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:06:20): | hur herp |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:14:16): | I just saw all these messages congrats pete. Yea do a housewarming thing |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:17:05): | Tex might pee in your basement |
| Turd Burger | (17:21:32): | Thank god it's on the second flor |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:21:58): | Tex don't care |
| Turd Burger | (18:10:46): | You can pee in the laundry room |
| Turd Burger | (18:10:53): | I can't wait to pay bills |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:16:18): | GTA will be real life |
| Turd Burger | (18:18:10): | It already is |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:20:50): | How'd you know about llamar |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:23:03): | How'd you know about llamar |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:30:34): | GTA later? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:32:32): | It's snowing in Los santos |
| Turd Burger | (19:43:11): | I'm down |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:44:44): | Free fire works too |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:50:32): | Going in |
| Fart Ruggiero | (23:40:25): | Play |
| Fart Ruggiero | (23:40:26): | Anyone still down to plat |
| Wednesday, 24 December 2014 |
| Butt Nuggets | (03:23:06): | DAE piss in the shower? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:09:53): | Why ? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:10:17): | And Brian Pete and I go to bed at a reasonsble hour. But I'll play again in like half an hour |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:13:35): | There are two people those who pee in the shower and liars |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:14:09): | I do both |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:57:37): | McDonald's is getting rid of the big Mac next year |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:58:26): | Source ? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:59:09): | http://dailybuzzlive.com/mcdonalds-removing-big-mac-apple-pies-large-options/ |
| Turd Burger | (10:22:56): | I don't believe it |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:26:34): | http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/bigmac.asp |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:26:38): | It's not true |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:26:43): | Turns out the site is a satire |
| Turd Burger | (10:27:39): | None |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:04:07): | What are you animals up to tonight? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:06:24): | Someone's clearly not catholic and Italian |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:06:53): | I'll convert to Italian |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:07:37): | Christmas Eve dinner is the biggest dinner at my house |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:10:52): | Family dinner plus church and then not much |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:11:41): | Oo church, can I come |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:11:45): | Drunk |
| Turd Burger | (15:12:40): | After dinner I'm not doing anything but jerking off to holiday themed pornography |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:13:10): | Risk? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:13:15): | Josh I bring a Jew to church every year |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:13:27): | And eat him |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:13:42): | It's a her |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:13:57): | And drink his blood |
| Turd Burger | (15:34:45): | Do you make her feel guilty for killing your lord |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:35:09): | Yes |
| Turd Burger | (15:35:23): | Good |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:43:41): | I have no idea what you're talking about |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:46:10): | Found the jew amirite? |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:46:37): | You got me |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:26:53): | How about clue later? Me haley and her brother played yesterday, it's actually really fun. |
| Turd Burger | (16:33:53): | But the jews did it |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:34:29): | CATOHLIC CLUE. LETS\nMAKE IT |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:15:53): | I might head to a strip club |
| Turd Burger | (17:23:01): | Merry XXXmas |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:24:48): | \U0001f385\U0001f459\U0001f197 |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:24:58): | \ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:25:03): | \ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:25:12): | \ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:25:15): | \ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:25:25): | \ufffd |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:39:12): | Are you really stripping now josh |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:40:49): | Started a few years back |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:23:27): | I always thought you had the body for it. |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:23:50): | Its the ass |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:30:16): | The ass was fat |
| Turd Burger | (18:41:59): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:03:33): | Wire marathon starting the 26th. All episodes remastered |
| Turd Burger | (19:43:20): | I'm in like mcnulty |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:02:46): | None |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:03:38): | I'm down. Though if you saw that remastered ad on YouTube it's a fake. |
| Thursday, 25 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:58:04): | Assassins creed is do broken it crashed my Xbox. While installing |
| Turd Burger | (12:00:47): | Why'd you ask for that game lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:01:49): | I'm 7 games in. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:01:56): | You don't stop |
| Turd Burger | (12:05:55): | Then the terrorists have already won |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:06:57): | Jesus will save us |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:07:37): | Jesus can't save us now |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:07:56): | Well that's a Jew for you |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:11:57): | None |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:51:47): | Merry Christmas fags |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:55:25): | Merry Christmas gaylords |
| Turd Burger | (19:56:09): | I hope your Christmas was as gay as all of you |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:58:25): | Gta? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:04:59): | Yea. I'll go on |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:11:04): | K |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:11:14): | I'm on |
| Turd Burger | (20:24:25): | Ill be on in a few |
| Krian Barabinchak | (21:33:22): | Jinco jeans |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:38:33): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I482t6JhL4g |
| Friday, 26 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:22:34): | What you nogs doing tonight |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:01:18): | Work |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:01:37): | Fag |
| Turd Burger | (12:12:35): | Work jerk |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:13:03): | You work tonight Pete? |
| Turd Burger | (12:27:36): | Nope I have today off |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:32:00): | Sweet. What did everyone get for Christmas |
| Turd Burger | (12:32:53): | Nothing very fun. Just some stuff for the apartment. My brother got me an awesome sonos WiFi speaker though |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:33:19): | Bump the Keshia |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:59:14): | Nice nice. I got C++ books a shirt and a pack of smokes |
| Turd Burger | (12:59:30): | Ayyyy smoke up Brian |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:00:21): | Banner year at the karabinchak house |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:19:20): | I got a sweater |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:19:39): | And a scarf |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:21:30): | Fag |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:48:53): | My brother is listening to I'm sexy and I know it on repeat |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:06:02): | Well at least he knows it |
| Saturday, 27 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:04:22): | Wanna do something tonight. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:04:40): | LETS ROB A LIQUOR STORE |
| Turd Burger | (13:21:32): | I'm down to do something |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:40:05): | I can later. Mom's bday so dinner plans |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:53:40): | Later for me too I'm with haley for our 1 year until she has work |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:04:55): | Awww you faggOts |
| Turd Burger | (15:46:18): | Gay Boys all around |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:48:23): | You know it baby. My sister had the car though. So I'm s pleab |
| Turd Burger | (16:03:10): | Well I'm around whenever |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:03:42): | Zach will be home later too |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:03:52): | Were around after we eat |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:15:55): | Clue? |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:16:32): | Clue? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:20:54): | Clue? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:21:11): | I suspect josh in my basement with the clue board |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:29:09): | Obviously I failed because you're still alive |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:40:13): | So when clue |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:40:37): | After 10? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:43:04): | Hats late |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:54:17): | Yea I won't be home till after 10 either. |
| Turd Burger | (18:54:30): | You sons of bitches |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:01:57): | We can just do it another time if it's too late |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:03:59): | Fuck those bitches, cock boy. Zach and his wench will play. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:10:22): | Actually I'll let you know I do have to drive and prepare things tomorrow morning so I'll let you know |
| Sunday, 28 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:23:10): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Mva-3n7TY |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:23:20): | How I start my day |
| Turd Burger | (11:27:08): | I wonder if those guys ever get boners in the middle of a match |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:28:32): | Well that guy sure didn't |
| Turd Burger | (11:29:35): | Maybe after the match when he's having his coffee and thinking about his life he dis |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:31:06): | Just sitting there in that exact outfit but a fedora on sitting in a dinner thinking about life |
| Monday, 29 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:20:37): | Sup Busta. I heard you repping the ballas now |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:37:02): | Anyone around tonight? |
| Turd Burger | (17:01:32): | Not till later |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:07:26): | Later I'm free. B is in PA |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:08:39): | Eh. You for wouldn't care anyway. Old queens has like the rarest beer in the us on tap right now. |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:08:47): | Guys* |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:09:04): | I'm game |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:10:23): | I'm going with my friend Jake so you'll have to meet me there. I'll be in Piscataway beforehand |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:10:42): | Aight |
| Wednesday, 31 December 2014 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:04:08): | They are interviewing a guy who won the lottery 3 times. And they asked him how he was so lucky. I wanted him to say. Becauseif the glory of satan |
| Thursday, 01 January 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:03:00): | http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/07/bondara-sexfit-i-used-to-be-a-serious-journalist/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Engadget&?ncid=rss_full&utm_content=gravity_organic_sitefeed&cps=gravity_1677_8271068761392288043&a_dgi=aolshare_reddit |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:03:29): | I am a genius. |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:03:50): | A lazy one |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:09:06): | I got a tat before josh \n |
| Turd Burger | (19:10:14): | Solid line work |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:12:46): | I'm thinking pink glitter swastika |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:50:19): | I want my tat to say "creaming of you" |
| Friday, 02 January 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:21:45): | You move out yet Pete? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:22:35): | Be a man hulk |
| Turd Burger | (13:22:48): | I'm moving tomorrow morning |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:22:54): | We're gonna turn you're new place into a tweaker pad |
| Turd Burger | (13:22:58): | Packing up my crap today |
| Turd Burger | (13:23:09): | That's the idea Brian |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:23:41): | So when we popping bottles |
| Turd Burger | (13:29:12): | Either tomorrow night or next week |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:29:59): | I say next week. Jones Cormier fights tomorrow. Plus I have a date |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:30:23): | Who's the guy? Har har |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:31:24): | I have a date tomorrow too. You catfishing me Marc? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:31:46): | It's josh |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:32:00): | I thought you would figure it out Josh. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:32:39): | It's about time this Jim and Pam thing you guys had the past year has been crazy to watch |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:32:40): | More like Salmanning |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:33:27): | I was hoping more a Jeff and Britta situation |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:37:55): | You should both go to the same place and sit down next to each other, and then at some point both get up and switch seats. So you can figure out which girl you like better. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:38:27): | I'd pick Josh |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:38:35): | Where you taking her Marc? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:38:44): | "Sorry ladies, you're on your own" |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:38:50): | Buffalo Wild Wings. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:39:02): | She loves it there. It's our second date |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:39:09): | And I'm honored. I've always thought I'd be the sexist beard lady at the circus |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:39:18): | And I have one tonight with another chick |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:39:32): | Big pimpin |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:39:39): | Two girls at once eh? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:39:51): | Yea but really like the other girl |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:41:01): | Well then just make this date a comedy of errors for your own entertainment |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:41:50): | I kinda want too. Just be a douschey |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:42:13): | Tell her your a recovering alcoholic and then ask the waiter for their cheapest strongest drink |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:42:39): | Maybe I will |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:43:29): | Like the girl who I'm going out with tonight was engaged once. Goes to college in pennlyvia and is really into commitment. She is calling me babe and boo |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:46:47): | And you never went out with before right? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:47:00): | This is your first date? How old is she? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:47:22): | It will be out first date. She's 22 |
| Turd Burger | (13:48:02): | She was engaged before ? Run roh |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:48:58): | I mean if she's calling you babe and boo you could probably hit and quit it but she also might track you down and kill you. So there's that. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:49:34): | Maybe a quick handy in the back |
| Turd Burger | (13:49:45): | You might die tonight |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:51:16): | You only live once. Why not end it now? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:51:38): | I'll be safe. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:51:56): | She does have a black belt in tar Kwin do |
| Turd Burger | (13:54:03): | Can I come along tonight for the scraps |
| Turd Burger | (13:54:21): | Actually I might move tonight since it looks like it might rain tomorrow morning |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:55:12): | Well if you need help let me know. I'll cancel my date |
| Turd Burger | (13:58:02): | Lol its OK there isn't that much stuff |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:59:52): | But where else's can I show of my muscles |
| Turd Burger | (14:01:20): | Its less muscle and more just trying to push a dresser up three flights of stairs |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:01:39): | I can carry it |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:01:57): | I canz help |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:02:19): | Yea we will help |
| Turd Burger | (14:02:38): | No its fine we don't have too much furniture and we have three people |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:03:07): | On our way |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:12:23): | Who's the other |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:12:29): | You replacing me |
| Turd Burger | (14:18:16): | Me my brother my dad lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:25:17): | Things I should bring up in my date |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:26:06): | Circumcision |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:26:47): | Okay next |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:28:09): | Politics of Polynesian islanders |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:32:44): | Men's rights |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:39:48): | So John |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:40:07): | Yea basically. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:40:19): | I'll just be john |
| Krian Barabinchak | (22:58:17): | I'm gunna fool around and leave |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:58:41): | What happened? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:58:48): | Are you gonna leave her with the check? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (22:59:30): | Still on it |
| Fart Ruggiero | (23:01:57): | Fool around with her? |
| Turd Burger | (23:04:16): | Describe her O face |
| Butt Nuggets | (23:18:18): | \ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (23:18:34): | \ufffd |
| Fart Ruggiero | (23:18:58): | Tell her to buy your meal in the name of modern feminism |
| Fart Ruggiero | (23:55:10): | Let us know how it went |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:59:32): | She was kinda fat. We made out in te back seat of her car. I stole second. I don't plan on a second date |
| Saturday, 03 January 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (08:02:58): | That'll show her |
| Turd Burger | (12:38:24): | I'm officially moved in |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:39:42): | Awww shieeeet |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:39:46): | Take your first shit in the new place? |
| Turd Burger | (12:47:50): | Not yet but its coming |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:48:13): | Damn |
| Turd Burger | (12:54:33): | The turtle is peeking out of his shell |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:55:31): | Finish him |
| Krian Barabinchak | (22:44:41): | Anyone know how to get smegma out of a back seat? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:45:15): | Are you kidding? Lol |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:45:19): | Lactaid scrub |
| Krian Barabinchak | (22:45:28): | Nope |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:47:24): | So the date went ok? Lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (22:50:45): | Pretty much. She squirted all over my back seat |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:54:08): | Well marc is never driving us anywhere again lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (22:55:30): | I'll clean it. |
| Turd Burger | (22:58:13): | Its OK I've squirted there too |
| Turd Burger | (22:58:28): | But seriously that's gross lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:59:44): | Wait did you fuck at Buffalo wild wings? |
| Butt Nuggets | (23:00:17): | Girls gone buffalo wild |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:01:49): | Buffalo was packed so we went to bonefish then we needed to make a u turn. And ten we parked and fooled around in they Hyatt parking lot |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:01:55): | Also GTA? |
| Turd Burger | (23:02:40): | I can't. Somehow I got involved in an impromptu trip to Atlantic city at 10pm so now I'm getting drunk in tropicana |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:03:16): | Didn't you just move into an appt |
| Fart Ruggiero | (23:04:02): | AC waits for no man |
| Turd Burger | (23:14:12): | I did just move this afternoon lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:16:59): | Oh you |
| Monday, 05 January 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (00:45:26): | "GOLD BOND LIQUI-SHAQ" - TV SHERIFF VIDEO REMIX: http://youtu.be/1tF2dF67Q2c |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:07:56): | GTA tonight? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:28:16): | I saw Ben Lin on the train. He got fat |
| Tuesday, 06 January 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (11:39:11): | None |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:40:15): | More like ketchup collar |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:44:19): | Loo that from clickhole? |
| Turd Burger | (11:56:21): | Yessir |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:17:55): | So I start work in Monday |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:19:04): | That other place? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:19:19): | Yea |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:20:06): | \ufffd |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:20:25): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:23:35): | Refuel? |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:26:01): | Get me a jarb |
| Turd Burger | (16:31:09): | I'll take a job too plz |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:32:34): | Fuck, if you're just handing out jobs, give Brian one too |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:32:54): | But I want to continue to freeload |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:37:52): | My old company is hiring sales people if you wan in |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:38:26): | Soley commission based and need 10 sales a week to get it |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:43:06): | Sales of what |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:43:52): | Advertising. You need to get clients |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:44:17): | Where the ad space |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:46:05): | No where. You want to be the middle man |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:15:22): | Friskies cat food used Nalas hashtag lori made up (#nalacatfriends) in a post |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:16:06): | No |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:16:58): | They did |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:18:52): | I meant no in the sense of why |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:19:29): | Becuase they fucked up lori thinks, there is some famous instagram cat named nala and they thought our nalas hashtag was hers |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:20:14): | Why do you have to hate everything I love |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:20:22): | I meant no in the rhetorical sense of why |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:20:33): | I was aware |
| Turd Burger | (17:36:28): | Seriously you guys should capitalize in on that and sell nala t shirts |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:37:49): | Apparently they did it a few weeks ago lori just found out today looking through the hashtag. She's gonna make a post tagging Friskies next |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:43:53): | Slacking |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:01:07): | Fag |
| Wednesday, 07 January 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:50:48): | http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553 |
| Thursday, 08 January 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:40:53): | http://www.vice.com/read/scientists-perform-first-major-study-on-whether-squirting-is-just-peeing?utm_source=vicefbus |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:46:26): | Who showed Josg the internet |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:46:59): | My mom. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:56:20): | That harlot |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:25:41): | We should do a poker night |
| Turd Burger | (22:44:41): | I'm down |
| Friday, 09 January 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (02:42:05): | I'm in |
| Krian Barabinchak | (07:32:11): | Nope. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (07:32:19): | I'll be there to drink |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:47:00): | I don't wanna play against josh. He's a ringer |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:48:59): | I'll be card counting |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:49:05): | I've been saving my Adderall for this |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:49:13): | One last big score |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:49:49): | Also who want get drunk. It's my last day at venuing. I start refuel in Monday and Pete has his own place |
| Turd Burger | (10:54:19): | Let's all drink on Saturday and then you guys can crash at my place if you want |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:55:06): | Sweet. I will have to leave early Sunday to say by to my parents |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:33:49): | Also there are literally no people at my job today |
| Turd Burger | (11:34:47): | Just leave lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:36:38): | I am |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:36:49): | its my last day too |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:36:56): | so i should shit on the desk |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:48:49): | Yea you should |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:49:16): | Also when John was ripping on Muslims today he said they pray too much, he even said they do it religiously to describe how much lol |
| Turd Burger | (11:51:06): | What did he think of charlie hebdo lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:51:45): | He says that's what's happens when you let Muslims in your country |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:52:14): | Then he used that to say that if it happened here it would be anarchy, talked about how Obama likes to have the Mexican border open to let them sneak in |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:52:44): | And then somehow related that back to the Ferguson riots and how Mike brown deserved it/the cops were just doing their jobs |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:53:24): | New today thougg he said cops used to not arrest for dui, just put you in the drunk tank. But politicians saw a chance to make money so now it's a jailablr offence lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:54:50): | I mean punishable offence. But still it might be the most ridiculous thing he's said all day though there's more time to go. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:05:04): | The Parisian terrorists are dead |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:41:58): | Your welcome |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:27:33): | http://zippy.gfycat.com/TotalQuarterlyBergerpicard.mp4 |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:01:25): | Nigga got an interview at Yelp. Phone interview, but still an interview |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:01:51): | Kinda forgot I even applied |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:06:23): | Congrats |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:08:10): | You quit today? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:08:45): | I didn't even get the satisfaction. They werenr in the office |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:12:40): | So your just not showing up next week? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:13:19): | The CEO nows I quit |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:13:52): | You get that other job? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:14:24): | Yea I start Monday |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:14:42): | They pay? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:15:04): | 30000 a year |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:16:16): | Cool beans |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:16:54): | I'm a real person |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:20:57): | Eh |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:21:34): | Butts. Just a ton of butts |
| Saturday, 10 January 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:00:47): | I can't crash at Pete's tonight but I'm game to celebrate |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:01:28): | I have work tomorrow so I ain't crashin nowhur |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:03:38): | Yea I'll probably just come home cause I can't drink anyways. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:05:10): | Cause you a faggot? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:05:31): | Yup |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:05:53): | Have you told john |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:06:33): | I told him I'm a gay black Muslim |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:06:45): | And in welfare |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:30:51): | And a woman. What's John's thoughts on lesbians? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:33:44): | And atheist Muslim |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:35:25): | I don't know his thoughts on lesbians but if it's anything like his thoughts on gay it's not great |
| Turd Burger | (09:36:50): | So what do you guys want to do tonight |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:39:12): | Crunk up the volume |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:40:07): | Screw chicks tonight I just wanna dance |
| Turd Burger | (09:40:28): | OK not that |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:49:52): | I wanna square dance |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:50:02): | And discuss an article about the history of the ladder |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:01:48): | What's around your place pete? |
| Turd Burger | (17:02:06): | What do you mean? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:02:24): | Hood rats? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:02:33): | To do, like if you guys wanted to go out and do something thougg I'm down for just chilling too. |
| Turd Burger | (17:03:50): | There's not a lot of nightlife that ive seen lol. But there apparently are some decent bars by Kean and I live right by route 22 which has everything. Plus we can always go to Irvington and creep through the hood |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:04:17): | Good rats |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:04:51): | That's not a bad rat |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:05:24): | I wanna score some crack |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:37:55): | Wanna car pool? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:51:11): | I might have to pick my brother up from the train station later so I should take my own car |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:51:40): | Tell him to take a cab |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:44:05): | So what are we doing |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:00:45): | Waiting on josh |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:01:36): | He's gotta go in to work tomorrow and I need to do stuff in the morning so well be leaving earlyish. If you want to come to my place we can take you the rest of the way |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:02:26): | Okay. I don mind leaving early |
| Tuesday, 13 January 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:27:58): | 2nd round with yelp next week |
| Turd Burger | (17:22:28): | Good luck, what kind of position? |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:12:02): | Sales |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:12:24): | Easy shit. Cold calling mostly |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:24:24): | I'm getting hired by a 900 number. Hot calls mostly \ufffd |
| Turd Burger | (18:28:54): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:06:12): | What's your work line? I wanna talk dirty to ya Brian. |
| Turd Burger | (19:33:14): | I want to sell you a time share |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:33:11): | Sunny season 10 tomorrow. Followed by some new show with Eric Andre |
| Krian Barabinchak | (21:38:18): | Don Glover |
| Thursday, 15 January 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:03:39): | I'm going to keep track of all my poops and see how I get paid to poop |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:04:14): | There's a site that does it, you put in your wage, hit start, go dump a load and when you come back it tells you how much money you made |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:04:34): | Work poop. I know it well |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:07:07): | If current popping trends occur. I will make 1820 while pooping |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:07:19): | Per year? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:07:37): | Yea |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:07:46): | That's not a bad duke |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:08:42): | 2 grand for shitting. I'll take it |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:10:47): | That's like 7.5 percent of your salary how long are your shits lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (12:11:16): | I'm counting peeing too |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:12:12): | Ahh aka pooping from the front |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:15:13): | How's week one? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:17:00): | Does your company hire analysts? |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:19:43): | You have some weird anal fetish Brian. Enough already |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:26:36): | I can't help it I was born like this |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:14:47): | I'll look at the job postings |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:26:18): | Thanks |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:28:01): | There's an IT |
| Turd Burger | (13:31:53): | Hook a nigga up |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:34:55): | Putting "niggas" on hooks went out of style many years ago. |
| Turd Burger | (13:37:54): | It's slang for "help a negro male find assistance in the tech industry by finding him a position his black ass is qualified for" |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:38:55): | Well why didn't ya say that |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:57:46): | Look it up. Refuel cranbury. Our IT staff is just one guy. So he wants another guy |
| Turd Burger | (14:03:01): | Nothing sexual? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:15:53): | Don't push it |
| Friday, 16 January 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:24:11): | Friendly reminder. "Fuck da Police" |
| Turd Burger | (11:31:23): | http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-mans-face-when-he-sees-what-he-would-look-ti-1724?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:35:48): | The production value of something so ridiculous is ridiculous |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:51:27): | Holy shit that's amazing lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:51:32): | I love clickhole |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:47:51): | Pete, what's action Bronson's deal? |
| Turd Burger | (12:54:04): | Big fat ginger rapper who sounds exactly like ghostface killah. He used to be a gourmet chef too so he also has a cooking show |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:57:18): | I want to make a slow cooking show |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:57:40): | It'd be me showing you what to put in the slowcooker and then 4-8 hours of me hanging out |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:57:41): | Like with tart kart kids |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:58:29): | I saw a freestyle of his that was legit. You listen to him at all? |
| Turd Burger | (12:59:40): | Sometimes. Check out easy rider, that's his big song. My favorite song by him is A Queen's Thing |
| Turd Burger | (13:00:40): | Also check out his YouTube cooking show with vice. He goes to 5 star Michelin rated restaurants with his dumbess friend who pretends hes smoking blunts at the table |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:01:22): | The more you say, the more I like this guy. |
| Turd Burger | (13:03:23): | Yea he's amusing |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:15:16): | I'm pretty sure I've heard his shit in the past but assumed it was ghost face |
| Saturday, 17 January 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (13:22:52): | What are you gay homos up to tonight |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:39:59): | I'm a workin class nigga |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:45:54): | I'm a hey hey hey smoke weed all day type nigga |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:03:43): | I can take a break tonight from constantly smoking to hang though |
| Turd Burger | (14:08:51): | OK I can take a night off from my furious masturbation |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:42:26): | I go out but I ain't gunna stop jerkin |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:51:19): | I wanna get crunk |
| Turd Burger | (15:03:20): | I wanna get a bunch of dudes and put a bunch of shit in my holes |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:04:00): | That an invitation, big boy? |
| Turd Burger | (15:04:17): | Well I ain't call you fer dinner |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:05:15): | So dessert then |
| Monday, 19 January 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:09:23): | You read this? http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2sw3is/part_3_wupdates_tifu_by_reading_my_wifes_text/ |
| Turd Burger | (14:16:21): | There is no possible way this is real. Looks like a bored high schooler made this whole thing up |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:16:49): | Did you read the first 2 posts? |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:17:21): | Even so, is a good read |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:17:27): | It's* |
| Tuesday, 20 January 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:44:51): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/hes-38-he-identifies-90s-kidand-hes-not-alone-1627 |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:45:30): | The title alone sums up buzzfeed |
| Turd Burger | (12:48:02): | That site is so annoying |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:48:44): | Never actually browsed it. Only seen people post shit on fb |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:32:56): | Pretty solid article. Like how it fuvks with tumblr and buzz feed. |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:59:39): | Yelps office is pretty slick |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:00:31): | Like a dog's butthole? |
| Turd Burger | (15:01:22): | Now I'm hungry for some dog |
| Wednesday, 21 January 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (09:20:32): | I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. |
| Turd Burger | (09:20:34): | I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:37:12): | I wanna be inside you |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:38:28): | I used to want to grow up to be a machine gun |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:40:45): | I wanted to be a junkyard |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:43:13): | You already are because you're full of shit durrrr |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:51:00): | I'm a 5 star man! |
| Turd Burger | (22:58:03): | Wut |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:58:37): | Niggas obvi ain't watch sunny |
| Turd Burger | (23:12:54): | I don't have fxx |
| Butt Nuggets | (23:15:53): | This is America. Steal it. |
| Turd Burger | (23:18:14): | This is true |
| Friday, 23 January 2015 |
| GroupMe | (10:28:07): | Turd Burger changed the group's name to Tops n' Bottoms |
| GroupMe | (10:28:07): | Turd Burger changed the group's avatar |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:44:16): | VR Porn Reactions on Oculus From First-Time Virtu\u2026: http://youtu.be/hLqVxC6JWIM |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:41:06): | Two people who probably shouldn't be 1 and 2 of notable alimuni |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:42:17): | "Let's play CHOOSE THE RAPIST!" |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:53:16): | The porn video reminded me of minority report with the virtual reality sex lol. Also zach sent me this dunno if you guys saw it |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:53:18): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=033FInn1wH8 |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:57:30): | That was glorious. Is like they asked someone to write a rap for them, then didn't think twice to just preform whatever someone threw at them |
| Turd Burger | (18:09:58): | I think I am getting an offer for a job tonight. we should all go out to celebrate next week |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:19:18): | I work Thursday through Sunday |
| Turd Burger | (18:20:28): | You tremendous homosexual |
| Turd Burger | (18:20:44): | I'll visit WoB |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:22:42): | I'm down. And awesome what's the job? |
| Turd Burger | (18:25:17): | IT Coordinator for a small biomedical market research company |
| Saturday, 24 January 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (06:53:43): | You can look at all the porn you want and no one will know |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:49:25): | My guests last name stood out |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:50:05): | Pocket sand! Sha Sha sha |
| Turd Burger | (15:13:21): | Squirrel tactics |
| Sunday, 25 January 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:26:57): | Parents are making me prepare like it's the end times |
| Turd Burger | (14:28:17): | Its almost as if it hasn't snowed in NJ multiple times a year for the likely 50+ years your parents have lived here lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:34:15): | The end is nigh |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:56:13): | Bitch gives you a bj in her car then she gets all clingy |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:03:53): | She still texting you? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:04:20): | Different chick |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:05:29): | What ever happened to stank puss |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:05:43): | No idea. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:07:39): | Is this the Hyatt chick |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:07:50): | Nope |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:10:54): | The one right before her |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:11:57): | Yea. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:12:45): | What's she sayin |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:20:33): | Being all like hey I don't want this relationship all about a sex. And I actually want a relationship. Blah. Bitches. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:23:21): | Invite her over for a bootycall. Bet she'll come. Do the deed. Ask her why she's still in your house. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:24:29): | I don't want her in my house |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:24:32): | She'll never bother you again |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:24:55): | Fine meet up at the mcdonalds bathroom |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:25:09): | Then ask whether she's still in your stall |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:26:08): | I'll do that. She's one of those girls that's like I'm not a slut. I'm not taking my bra off so it makes it okay |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:29:26): | If I do it in the ass I'm still a virgin |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:30:10): | Oh she no virgin or no Virgo |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:51:24): | Made a new halo map |
| Wednesday, 28 January 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:34:41): | Get Paid Friday |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:37:05): | Watched the godfather last night for the first time \u2026 didn't think it was that amazing |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:37:51): | Get Paid Friday |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:47:29): | I felt the same about blade runner thought it was pretty bad tbh |
| Turd Burger | (16:56:56): | The godfather was good, idk what you guys are smoking |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:57:35): | I didn't see the godfather I'm just talking about blade runner |
| Turd Burger | (17:02:28): | More like GAYde Runner |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:02:39): | I didn't say it wasn't good. |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:03:00): | We also watched the remastered blade runner, without narration |
| Turd Burger | (17:03:09): | That's the only part of my Italian heritage that I have to be proud of josh. Don't take this from me |
| Turd Burger | (17:03:34): | The rest is lazy people and wwii |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:03:35): | Mussolini? |
| Turd Burger | (17:03:59): | Well he did stand up for what he believed in |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:04:15): | Strong willed |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:09:13): | Made the trains run on time |
| Thursday, 29 January 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:10:25): | Pete's housewarming gift came in the mail today |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:16:20): | Aww yeaaaa |
| Turd Burger | (13:46:33): | I can't wait |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:30:32): | Silva Diaz fight tomorrow |
| Friday, 30 January 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (08:56:54): | http://www.theonion.com/articles/alcoholic-father-disappointed-in-pothead-son,1368/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus |
| Turd Burger | (08:57:15): | Also check out the new whip |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:58:14): | It a Sub. You know that shit gunna last fo Eva |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:03:01): | Also just got my first paycheck. |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:37:00): | In regard to the hat, I told him, "No." |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:37:23): | None |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:37:45): | New show: Hipsteria; CIA has a new agent go undercover as a hipster with a ecommerce organic coffee roasting start-up. Season 1 is Brooklyn. The CIA is collecting credit card information, taking fingerprints and pictures. Season 1 is Brooklyn. Season two is Portland. Season three is Austin. Then it goes global in 4. The only downside is that our protagonist, Gary Rownds (G. Rownds, get it) is losing grip on his uber conservative upbringing. |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:38:09): | He's becoming one of them. A hipster |
| Turd Burger | (14:38:38): | Honestly I would watch that |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:39:34): | How do we become screen writers? |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:42:55): | I also like the name "Home Grown" |
| Turd Burger | (15:11:32): | I don't know but I need to write something soon |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:15:27): | I really like that idea |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:17:17): | I'm also thinking that whenever he meets with his VC investors, it's really the agency |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:25:27): | Can I be the grizzle partner who hates hipsters. I fucking hate hipsters |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:26:54): | There are no partners. There's managers of individual stores. There can't be partners of the operation is run by the CIA |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:27:19): | If* |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:31:52): | I just want everyone in the world to know. I hate hipsters |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:43:30): | Who wants to get drunk. My treat |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:45:46): | Can't tonight sorry |
| Turd Burger | (19:19:30): | Can't do it this weekend |
| Saturday, 31 January 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:55:35): | Working all weekend |
| Turd Burger | (10:18:45): | I think I can do stuff next Saturday though |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:49:03): | I'm gonna come by with your house warming gift sometime Monday through Wednesday |
| Turd Burger | (12:50:53): | Sweet thanks |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:54:42): | O, you'll be thanking me more than once |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:28:14): | I'm a fucking moron look what I got stuck |
| Krian Barabinchak | (22:28:57): | Can confirm. He is an idiot |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:34:27): | It's the fry holder from red robin. I was able to get it on and I cannot get it off. |
| Turd Burger | (22:42:31): | Why would you put it on in the first place lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:43:16): | I thought it'd look impressive |
| Sunday, 01 February 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:50:04): | We went out after to watch the fight. He still had it on |
| Turd Burger | (11:50:41): | Brian is just a fry man now. This is his new life |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:51:23): | He has become it |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:53:45): | Next he needs one of those neck extenders like those African tribeswomen wear. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:20:36): | I figured out its good if you want to stop someone from closing a door on you I just have to this thing in the frame. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:20:51): | By the way you guys doing anything for the super bowl? |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:22:44): | Work. I might get out early though. |
| Turd Burger | (15:27:25): | I'll be in Edison chanting hut hut hut hut hut |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:29:18): | I got the family thing but I'll stop by |
| Tuesday, 03 February 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (12:31:36): | That chicken tendies fad on 4chan is really fucking funny |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:34:33): | I know not of these chicken tendies of which you speak |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:34:59): | Also, I have your thing |
| Turd Burger | (12:45:43): | http://i.imgur.com/b9auWd4.png |
| Turd Burger | (12:46:41): | they're just stories about guys in their 20s getting chicken tendies from their mommies in exchange for Good Boy Points (GBP) that they earn for doing chores, emptying their piss jars, etc |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:56:39): | Love it |
| Wednesday, 04 February 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (07:19:01): | So haley wants to go go to AC possibly for her birthday and said you niggas can come if you want, you down? Her bday is the 26th so it'd be that weekend |
| Turd Burger | (07:28:43): | I can probably go. Where are you guys looking to stay? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (07:56:34): | Not sure yet, I'll let you know when I know. Haley said jess can come too |
| Turd Burger | (07:59:00): | OK cool beanz |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:52:53): | We going down Friday or Saturday |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:03:30): | In all likelihood I can't go |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:06:55): | You're such a gay nerd josh |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:13:21): | You're just jealous |
| Turd Burger | (09:22:08): | I wish I could be as gay and nerdy |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:30:30): | Try me |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:30:59): | Double entendre, get it |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:32:26): | Don't you people have jobs that you could be stealing from |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:39:48): | Thursday through Sunday. Pete is on his, "Fuck this, I put in my two weeks" grind. Brian is stealing. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:43:40): | Don't ain't me cause you hate me |
| Turd Burger | (10:51:58): | Today is actually my last day at this job. Just sent out my goodbye email |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:52:57): | How many times did you use the words bitch, nigga, or any combination of the two? |
| Turd Burger | (10:54:19): | Just once, when I addressed the black and female employees |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:56:03): | You actually doing work today? They buy you a cake? |
| Turd Burger | (10:56:29): | They got me pizza and management told me to take the next two days off lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:11:48): | You should show up to spite them |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:37:07): | Two days off. They are making him the fall guy |
| Turd Burger | (11:58:53): | Honestly they might lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:10:18): | Deny everything. Burn the building |
| Thursday, 05 February 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:30:46): | So it sucks that a bunch of people died in the train crash the other day, but the people talking about their loved ones is bullshit. Not everyone is kind and loving. |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:31:21): | If I'm too pass in some horrible accident or whatever make sure you're honest with my obituary. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:39:12): | Josh passed and honestly we"re all a little better off now. |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:40:31): | That's the spirit |
| Turd Burger | (13:19:16): | "Here lies josh. He certainly wasn't a tall man, average weight. Fair complexion. He will be missed. Not by me, necessarily, but maybe someone else" |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:20:58): | He wasn't a good man, or a strong man, or a tall man, or a smart man. He wasn't necessarily interesting or funny either. but he's dead now so he's got that going for him. |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:27:47): | He was a dick. I'm not saying I'm happy that he's dead, but he was that guy you had around just cause. I never enjoyed going out with him because he preferred a hole in the wall bar over the strip club. Note he's in a hole in the ground and I site as hell ain't tagging along |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:28:03): | Now* |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:28:08): | Sure* |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:28:37): | He also sucked at spelling. Not a big thing just saying. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:28:41): | Here lies Josh. Okay who wants to go to Dennie's |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:29:33): | I don't like Dennie's |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:32:17): | Well you're dead bitch you're not coming anyways |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:32:26): | I'll put a grand slam in your coffin for ya |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:34:01): | You know I'm against coffins |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:34:17): | I'll blend it up with your body |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:35:50): | Thanks guys. You're so considerate |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:04:06): | Bitch slinging Rocks\n |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:05:43): | Snitch ass bitch, I meant climbing trees. Now or secret tree house got raided by the popo and was taken down for zoning violations. Bitch |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:05:49): | Our* |
| Turd Burger | (15:19:20): | Then we can shoot up in the tree house |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:21:51): | It ain't called a tree house for nothing. We hard line pot on the regular. |
| Friday, 06 February 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (14:12:14): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-major-tattoo-fails-1854?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:24:24): | And Pete wants a dolphin tattoo |
| Turd Burger | (14:55:48): | The lord ain't gonna like that one |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:20:57): | When do you ask a girl of she does anal. First date or first date before dinner |
| Turd Burger | (17:43:24): | After anal |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:43:38): | You ask? |
| Turd Burger | (17:43:41): | "Is this something you normally do?" |
| Saturday, 07 February 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:56:36): | None |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:29:18): | What you niggas do |
| Sunday, 08 February 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:08:31): | The best way to say yea you called me in my bullshit. Kudos Donald Stilling. Kudos |
| Tuesday, 10 February 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:08:26): | http://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/2vdjn5/my_name_is_jeff_and_i_give_awful_advice_ask_me/ |
| Thursday, 12 February 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (07:05:00): | Guess who has his own health insurance. What up |
| Turd Burger | (07:18:17): | Big dog Ruggerio |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:49:03): | AC trip is officially on |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:49:31): | What ac trip is this? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:49:46): | 28th of feb |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:49:54): | I think let me check the date |
| Krian Barabinchak | (21:50:01): | We staying over or day trip |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:50:31): | Yea sat 28th. Well we'd sleep that night and come back on the 1st |
| Krian Barabinchak | (21:51:06): | I'm in. I'll need a ride though. I'll chip in for had |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:51:54): | I'll be working |
| Turd Burger | (22:51:26): | Jessie and I are down |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:51:45): | Awesome awesome |
| Turd Burger | (22:51:46): | Where are we staying? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:53:12): | Just asked let you know soon. Though I think me and haley are having our own room. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:53:23): | Harrahs |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:53:41): | \U0001f449\U0001f44a |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:54:00): | Well yea |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:54:21): | Duh doy |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:54:41): | \ufffd\U0001f4a8 |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:54:48): | \U0001f443 |
| Turd Burger | (22:54:48): | I hope you guys don't mind if I come in your room when I have a nightmare |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:55:00): | You can cuddle between us |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:55:15): | Biggest spoon |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:55:18): | It's ok Lil buddy |
| Turd Burger | (22:55:20): | Also bring nice clothes and shoes if we are going to harrahs lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:55:52): | I'm not a pleb pete |
| Turd Burger | (22:56:09): | Oh ho ho ho ho |
| Turd Burger | (22:56:15): | Indeed |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:56:27): | Thanks Omar |
| Turd Burger | (22:56:53): | "This is the game" - Omar |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:57:33): | "If you come at the king, you better not miss your strike" -Omar |
| Turd Burger | (22:58:45): | "My name is Marlo" - Marlo |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:59:22): | "Fuuuuck." - McNulty & Bunk |
| Turd Burger | (22:59:45): | Its like I'm actually watching the wire |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:59:49): | Damn it josh you were supposed to do a fucked up quote not a real one |
| Fart Ruggiero | (23:00:09): | "The bunk is strictly a suit and tie motherfucker" |
| Fart Ruggiero | (23:00:51): | You got doing real ones now |
| Turd Burger | (23:00:54): | "Why do they fast forward when we are on the screen" - newspaper guys |
| Butt Nuggets | (23:01:08): | None |
| Friday, 13 February 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:23:59): | Holy shit one of my co workers is attractive |
| Turd Burger | (17:24:37): | Why is that a surprise |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:27:52): | Picture not the best |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:23:15): | We should all go to the diner all order chicken tendies |
| Turd Burger | (20:24:19): | I don't have the good boy points |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:54:43): | None |
| Turd Burger | (21:59:13): | Damn his GBP is off the charts |
| Turd Burger | (22:01:30): | http://exploregram.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/good-boy-points.jpg |
| Saturday, 14 February 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:29:43): | The internet is a terry offing place |
| Turd Burger | (18:50:56): | I can't stop loling at that pic |
| Krian Barabinchak | (22:48:27): | Drunk thoughts:\nNirvana is over rated |
| Fart Ruggiero | (22:56:13): | Drunk thought: I disagree personally but respect your opinion. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (22:56:52): | You really like nirvana that much |
| Sunday, 15 February 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (03:18:02): | Kinda with Marc on this. Just recently listened to their entire discography and it's not that amazing. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (07:23:27): | Excuse me. My name is Krian Barabinchak. And yea I agree with josh. Over all the band doesn't really hold up. |
| Turd Burger | (07:48:42): | Bleach sounds like an album that was recorded by high schoolers. Not good. Never mind was a good radio rock album but doesnt do anything new (basically they tried to make a Pixies album and Cobain admits it). In utero is by far their best album and when they started to come into their own but by then it was too late |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:42:21): | Honestly I haven't heard enough to make a judgement just wanted to be the Devils advocado |
| Turd Burger | (08:59:52): | You're the worst lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:11:31): | Ain't I a stinker |
| Turd Burger | (11:58:24): | You guys busy tonight? I don't have work tomorrow |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:59:22): | I'm free |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:40:02): | Who wants to do butt stuff |
| Turd Burger | (17:43:53): | My ass is open |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:44:36): | Isn't it always |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:55:31): | Bro date ? |
| Turd Burger | (18:01:58): | \U0001f617 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:13:09): | \U0001f618 |
| Turd Burger | (19:26:51): | I'm in Edison but no car |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:27:50): | I have my shitty wagon or the explorer |
| Krian Barabinchak | (23:38:02): | I made my first big boy paycheck purchase |
| Monday, 16 February 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (00:33:51): | What did you get |
| Krian Barabinchak | (00:46:56): | Custom xbox controller |
| Turd Burger | (00:47:24): | They said it couldn't be done |
| Butt Nuggets | (07:10:17): | Saul tonight? |
| Turd Burger | (18:06:57): | What time are you guys watching Saul? |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:07:52): | 10 I'd assume |
| Turd Burger | (18:46:10): | Aight |
| Turd Burger | (21:01:24): | Let me know when you big nigs are heading over and I'll leave union |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:02:28): | Aight |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:25:45): | I think I'm getting sick let's rain check? |
| Turd Burger | (21:28:09): | You are tearing me apart brian |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:28:45): | From the inside |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:30:32): | Sorry I think I was given strep throat |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:30:44): | I feel like shieeeeeet |
| Krian Barabinchak | (21:31:04): | And bitch itios |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:31:16): | Making out with Steve can be dangerous |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:31:36): | You never know what he has |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:31:49): | Did you know steve was in the electric dog collar market? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:31:57): | I'm not making this up |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:32:04): | Tell me more? |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:32:29): | Can he control their every move with a remote controller? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:32:43): | Well we've been getting electric dog collars sent to our house and he's been selling them online apparently he's some kind of middleman |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:33:14): | He wishes |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:33:29): | This ain't dog army |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:34:13): | Steve is slowly becoming the next Amazon. It'll be called Steviesdotcombiz.net |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:35:53): | Bitcoin and Yen only |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:37:34): | He got free cleaning spray from them today |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:38:42): | We talking dog cleaning or keyboard cleaning? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:49:06): | Keyboard type |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:49:21): | He stole a pizza last week from the electricians too |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:49:26): | A full pie and a half |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:49:51): | From Amec? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:54:17): | Yea lol. I asked where he got it, he said they were going to throw it out anyways. I was like they were gonna toss a whole pie+some? And he went quiet. Turned out Andy bought it for nick and John since they were doing work on his place but they couldn't find/eat the pizza since he stole it |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:57:11): | Some balls on him |
| Krian Barabinchak | (21:57:35): | He's gunna either get shot or go to jail |
| Wednesday, 18 February 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (07:29:04): | Sunny tonight? Unless Bwian is still sick\U0001f622 |
| Turd Burger | (07:31:15): | Sure |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:47:38): | I'm down |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:03:30): | I gots me another interview today fellas |
| Turd Burger | (12:03:54): | Congrats where at? |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:04:02): | Yext |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:04:16): | Literally one building over from yelp |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:08:56): | What do they do? |
| Turd Burger | (12:09:36): | Are you only applying to companies with 4 letter names starting with Y? |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:10:24): | They have software that accesses a bunch of different sites like fb and yelp and yellow pages to update information about your business in one centralized location as opposed to updating your info on each site individually |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:10:44): | That's what it'd seem like |
| Turd Burger | (12:17:55): | What would you be doing there? |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:18:50): | Training customers how to use the software. Pretty much tech support |
| Turd Burger | (12:56:58): | Tech support is a pretty good gig. Leads into lots of stuff |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:13:42): | https://news.vice.com/article/do-you-live-in-a-bomb-train-blast-zone?utm_source=vicenewsfb |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:13:51): | We are all gonna die |
| Turd Burger | (18:42:21): | Goodbye cruel world |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:42:58): | Crude* |
| Turd Burger | (19:32:09): | What time is sunny |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:32:41): | 10 |
| Turd Burger | (19:40:32): | Sheeeeeeit |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:41:42): | You pulling out? |
| Turd Burger | (19:46:33): | Never |
| Turd Burger | (19:46:44): | I'm in Edison now |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:49:56): | Like father, like son |
| Turd Burger | (19:50:51): | No my dad is in California lol |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:53:43): | I meant about your dad never pulling out, but you already knew that you sly fox, you |
| Turd Burger | (19:54:30): | No he's in California pulling out of all those beach skanks |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:32:09): | I'm heading home now just gotta eat and then I'll be around |
| Turd Burger | (20:36:14): | K |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:49:48): | I'm home fuck food |
| Turd Burger | (20:50:03): | My nigga |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:50:13): | I'll eat when I'm dead |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:50:50): | What's the best food to fuck? Bagels? Is that to Jewish? Can I use cream cheese for lube? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:51:22): | I hear warm melons or banana peels are good |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:52:47): | Get some melons ready. I'm cumming over. |
| Turd Burger | (20:54:39): | I'll come over in 15 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:58:47): | Aight |
| Thursday, 19 February 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (00:00:28): | This squatty potty is going to change my life. It has been christened |
| Butt Nuggets | (00:00:59): | At a boy |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:21:22): | How does work dump compare to home dump? |
| Turd Burger | (13:22:33): | More satisfying because everyone at work smells it and has to go about their day based on my poop, but home dump just slips out like a fat kid on a water slide. So now I have a diverse daily pooping experience |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:23:29): | I'm kinda jealous. My parents aren't phased by my poops no more and I don't poop at work |
| Turd Burger | (13:28:27): | You should try putting liquor in your morning coffee. It will increase your pooping frequency and make your shits look all black and disgusting |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:30:38): | Eh. I already drink on the job |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:34:30): | That's illegal |
| Turd Burger | (13:34:47): | Not if you work with kids |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:35:03): | Then it's required |
| Turd Burger | (13:39:07): | Then you get to smoke a doobie in the bathroom |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:39:52): | Here's a tip |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:40:06): | Hang out with your kids so Payton Manning doesn't |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:40:07): | Protect the nip |
| Friday, 20 February 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (07:47:03): | http://youtu.be/JL6RQdDh0mk |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:49:56): | https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyreactiongifs/comments/2t2kgr/mrw_i_leave_myself_a_reminder_in_preparation_for/ |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:08:00): | So that's what it's like on the other end of things |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:08:47): | None |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:27:58): | None |
| Saturday, 21 February 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:50:51): | http://www.vice.com/read/tim-heidecker-hates-terrorism?utm_source=vicefbus |
| Turd Burger | (13:17:32): | Lol I read that this morning |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:47:18): | "DECKER\xa0is, hands down, one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever watched in my entire life, and considering how much of Heidecker's output I've consumed over the years, that's a sterling accomplishment on his part." |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:49:01): | "Did this web series need, or even deserve, a novelization? No. My God, no.\xa0" |
| Turd Burger | (13:49:18): | Week he's not wrong |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:47:03): | I want it |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:48:01): | I may buy it. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:35:21): | Do people still use psps? I jsut found my old one and want to sell it |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:35:30): | PSPs |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:38:01): | I also have a nook and nexus I'm trying to sell if you guys are interested |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:41:47): | No. |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:41:51): | Which nexus |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:46:55): | Nexus 7 it's a tablet |
| Turd Burger | (16:48:07): | Eh the nexus and PSP are pretty old now so idk who would buy it. You should put them on eBay though. I made a ton of money selling stuff on eBay when I was moving out |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:49:02): | Yea psp I'd be happy to get 20 for lol. The nexus I got 2 years ago and it's good. Nook was the worst purchase of my life. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:49:35): | Yea I need to do that I have a bunch of textbooks from college that I want to try to get a few bucks for |
| Turd Burger | (17:05:39): | You could probably make 50ish if you sold the PSP. Just sell it with all the games and a case if you have it |
| Turd Burger | (17:05:50): | EBay is seriously the best |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:45:22): | I love my kindle |
| Turd Burger | (17:52:25): | I used my kindle for like a week. I much prefer paper books |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:54:39): | Same here. I don't like having to charge my book lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (18:31:04): | I don't know how to read |
| Turd Burger | (18:55:06): | You're not missing much. Books are for nerds |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:55:33): | Gay virgin nerds amirite |
| Fart Ruggiero | (23:15:00): | https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/2lntu1/i_went_to_a_strip_club_tonight/ |
| Fart Ruggiero | (23:15:19): | This is the best/worst thing I've ever read |
| Sunday, 22 February 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:18:19): | Strippers be stripping |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:21:19): | Yes they do |
| Monday, 23 February 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:16:01): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=gl4csDOgSF4 |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:39:59): | That was Mac's mom, not Dennis' mom. |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:40:05): | Fail |
| Tuesday, 24 February 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (20:27:23): | Should I buy a pax? |
| Butt Nuggets | (22:21:31): | top o the line, can't go wrong |
| Wednesday, 25 February 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:47:44): | Sunny tonight? |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:52:36): | My treat |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:06:51): | Actually, I may not be able to watch. |
| Turd Burger | (20:27:18): | Yea I can't make it either, at my girls place |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:34:47): | Damn you josh toying with my emotions |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:36:04): | Lady friend may be coming over. If she isn't then I'm watching |
| Turd Burger | (20:45:13): | Get it in |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:58:15): | Just let me know but if she is, then yea give her Mr plow |
| Butt Nuggets | (21:37:18): | Sunny it is |
| Turd Burger | (22:13:01): | :( |
| Thursday, 26 February 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (11:14:15): | So weed is legal in DC now. Why can't they just legalize it in a state I would want to live in |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:15:11): | It's only legal to trade and grow, not sell |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:15:25): | Congress fucked em |
| Turd Burger | (11:15:40): | Just trade it for money. Loophole! |
| Butt Nuggets | (11:16:09): | \ufffd |
| Turd Burger | (13:13:51): | I just accidentally ate part of the lunch of an exec at my company lol |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:14:35): | Play it \ufffd |
| Turd Burger | (13:17:13): | We all ordered Greek and I took her tzatzeki sauce and ate most of it before I realized it wasn't for me. Now she is going around asking people if they have extra sauce. She's fat so this is all she is talking about. I hid the evidence in my bag and now its filled with yogurt sauce |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:29:32): | Sounds like a fat person story in the making |
| Turd Burger | (13:34:11): | I was like "wow, this Greek place gave me so much extra sauce" and then I used some for my sandwich and shit. Then I hear this lady going on and on about how she doesn't have any and it's the best part |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:35:43): | I bet she's happy with her new hire |
| Turd Burger | (13:39:57): | I also took a huge shit in the only bathroom we have this morning |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:46:25): | Atta boy |
| Friday, 27 February 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (15:40:03): | What's a better investment putting 1000 on a single number on roullette or investing 1000 in one of Steve's ideas |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:42:55): | Honestly, Steve |
| Butt Nuggets | (15:43:31): | Better bet is betting black or red |
| Turd Burger | (15:58:07): | Hey the free gas idea was genius |
| Turd Burger | (17:24:01): | Got the pax |
| Turd Burger | (17:45:27): | None |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:14:52): | How is it? |
| Turd Burger | (18:28:38): | Still charging |
| Turd Burger | (19:42:39): | Update: it is amazing. If Apple made a vaporizer this would be it |
| Turd Burger | (20:19:22): | You guys want to come over and try it out? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:40:48): | Can't tonight |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:40:53): | House of cards |
| Turd Burger | (20:52:16): | All good |
| Tuesday, 03 March 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (17:24:18): | None |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:26:01): | So when one is on a business trip in China, and the other is in NY sleeping, the one in China falls asleep during his meetings |
| Turd Burger | (17:26:49): | That's why they don't trust the Chinese |
| Wednesday, 04 March 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:56:14): | Sunny? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:56:57): | Supposed to snow hard tonight |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:58:05): | Then Brian and I will just jerk it into each others chest hair without you |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:04:33): | You know I can't cum with out 6 dudes around or in me |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:05:25): | I should be around |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:46:00): | None |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:46:03): | Why does it just say Asain |
| Turd Burger | (14:46:31): | \ufffd |
| Thursday, 05 March 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (07:25:23): | Working from home today. Time to get drunk |
| Turd Burger | (07:35:46): | I'm debating if I should try and go in or not |
| Krian Barabinchak | (07:40:48): | Don't do it Pete. Say you will work from home and just play video games with me |
| Turd Burger | (08:01:28): | Awww we yeah |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:03:13): | Let the magic flight be your guide |
| Turd Burger | (08:04:51): | I'm a pax boy now |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:13:24): | Oh right right. That thing is really nice |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:40:03): | Anything popping tonight cronies? |
| Turd Burger | (20:39:21): | I'm snowed in |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:51:47): | I might be around |
| Friday, 06 March 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (00:17:37): | http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/03/05/391030925/respect-the-robot-giant-robots-oversee-traffic-in-kinshasa?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20150305 |
| Butt Nuggets | (00:18:08): | This isn't from clickhole. |
| Saturday, 07 March 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (13:22:58): | Are you nig nog polywogs doing anything tonight? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:34:42): | Nerp |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:35:26): | I want to watch Theodore rex. It's a movie about two buddy cops, one us a dinosaur and the other is Whoopi goldberg |
| Turd Burger | (13:50:26): | Is it a documentary |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:51:42): | Tell me that's real |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:52:19): | It is a real movie |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:52:46): | We need to watch that and samurai cop |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:52:55): | It was supposed to be the directors comeback movie and then he left the business after this movie |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:53:21): | Wonder why |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:53:39): | Yea I never saw samurai cop. Also they do showings of riki-oh in nyc |
| Turd Burger | (13:57:45): | I would watch it |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:00:58): | Ditto |
| Turd Burger | (14:01:33): | I would go see Ricky-oh in NYC |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:02:40): | Me too. |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:03:52): | Serious question\u2026 does your guys' tap water smell? Whenever the hot water runs in my house, shower or just brushing my teeth, the water had an odor and taste? Wondering if it's Edison or just my house |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:05:26): | Let me check |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:07:59): | It seems ok |
| Sunday, 08 March 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:49:18): | So I cut out booze. And I can't eat after I smoke any more |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:50:02): | Wahhh |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:52:15): | That's good I wanna do the same soon |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:53:11): | I gotta get to 205 by August |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:53:27): | We are putting a jits team together |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:53:33): | What's the progress so far? |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:53:50): | Don't say jits |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:54:26): | My coaches says jits. So I can say it |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:54:34): | And I'm at 265 |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:56:18): | Jits ain't a hit |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:56:29): | Down from what? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:59:45): | My heaviest was 306 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:01:09): | So like 10 lbs a month 2.5 a week |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:03:52): | Yea |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:05:29): | Low weight hi reps |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:06:00): | That's what my momma always said |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:06:27): | You momma is JACKED |
| Turd Burger | (14:31:42): | Why lol |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:32:15): | Who why? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:32:42): | Why what? |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:34:44): | When |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:35:43): | How |
| Turd Burger | (14:35:50): | Just why in general |
| Turd Burger | (14:36:06): | But I was asking why you quit Drinking |
| Butt Nuggets | (14:36:18): | Isn't that life's most important question |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:36:26): | Loose te weight |
| Turd Burger | (18:27:25): | So I guess you won't celebrate St patty's day? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (19:02:17): | Oh fuck that. I get 2 days a years to be an alcoholic. St Paddys and Cinco de Mayo. I quit drinking. I didn't quit being awesome |
| Tuesday, 10 March 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:28:03): | Zoolander 2 comes out next year |
| Saturday, 14 March 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:53:47): | Wanna do something tonight. There's a fight tonight |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:58:04): | Can't |
| Turd Burger | (11:50:51): | Depends when I get home |
| Sunday, 15 March 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (01:45:34): | Thai is Gary blog. He was the original fedora. Read the bottom most post "women rule the world? Too late" |
| Fart Ruggiero | (01:45:36): | https://web.archive.org/web/20080630001732/http://lostyouthnation.com/kohutscorner.htm |
| Fart Ruggiero | (01:46:11): | And also read romance versus idiocy next |
| Fart Ruggiero | (01:47:03): | This is honestly gold I'm gonna post this to reddit tomorrow |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:06:43): | I am now a virgin again after reading that |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:09:05): | Been working out for about a week. About to post my first progress selfie. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:09:13): | I wan your guys approval first |
| Krian Barabinchak | (08:09:27): | None |
| Turd Burger | (10:36:16): | Mr jingles! |
| Tuesday, 17 March 2015 |
| Turd Burger | (18:13:43): | https://vine.co/v/OVw0xueq7jO |
| Thursday, 19 March 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:39:44): | It's Female Jackie Chan |
| Friday, 20 March 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:50:54): | How do you tell a girl you just want to use her as a cum dumpster and to not think I care about her in anyway |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:57:02): | Have you considered just lying and telling her what she wants to hear? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (09:57:39): | Yea but then it will be harder to bounce later |
| Turd Burger | (10:01:46): | It's easy, just stop responding to her texts |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:02:32): | Haha that means you actually care about her |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:02:55): | Gary was right 99.9 percent of men are douche bags who only use women for sex |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:03:31): | Not that I care about her it's more te bitch might stab me |
| Turd Burger | (10:04:21): | I am the 1% \ufffd |
| Turd Burger | (10:04:42): | As long as you didn't tell her where you live you're good |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:05:27): | Well wait did you stick it in |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:05:39): | She has been to my house. But I drove so she doesn't know the address |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:06:42): | Did you blindfold her? If not and she is crazy she probably has a photographic memory and can recall every turn |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:07:08): | she was drunk |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:07:13): | I'll just fake my death |
| Turd Burger | (10:07:19): | Just accept you death. It's the zen way out |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:07:44): | I'd love to hang out but u actually already have plans to die today |
| Krian Barabinchak | (10:08:23): | Sorry but my funerals that day |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:09:26): | Just do the Dennis way and separate entirely |
| Turd Burger | (10:41:56): | I belive in you marc |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:47:19): | Just pretend to drunk text her the wrong name I fif that for real once and never heard from the girl again |
| Krian Barabinchak | (11:09:46): | That's actually brilliant |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:59:01): | You know what bothers me. When I'm watching hard core Gay Bdsm pornigraphic videos and there are jump cuts. Takes me right out if it. I mean why even tie a rope around my neck and attach jumper cable to my nipples if they aren't going to put in the time |
| Saturday, 21 March 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (13:47:37): | Y'all niggas wanna do something |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:56:41): | Working tonight |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:57:56): | Anyone have a hulu plus account? |
| Turd Burger | (14:00:24): | Jessie and I are looking to do something tonight. You guys want to go anywhere? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (14:01:56): | I game for am adventure |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:02:24): | Where abouts you wanna go |
| Krian Barabinchak | (16:04:52): | I'm game for whateva |
| Turd Burger | (17:11:28): | So what's the plan little man |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:11:44): | I'm a big man |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:12:10): | I'm a 5 star man |
| Krian Barabinchak | (17:28:12): | 3 at best Brian |
| Sunday, 22 March 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:07:33): | Going to AC may 27th - 28th. And NONE of you are invited |
| Turd Burger | (20:33:49): | \ufffd |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:37:00): | Got the room for 76. I could have gotten one for 36 but I wanted the upgrade |
| Turd Burger | (20:44:02): | On mdw? Nice |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:44:53): | It's the weds Thursday |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:45:17): | We are going to Colin Jost and Michael Che |
| Turd Burger | (20:47:31): | Oh nice |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:48:19): | If you can get off I say make the trip. |
| Krian Barabinchak | (21:14:25): | It's keep. Go take your hoes on a night out |
| Tuesday, 24 March 2015 |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:32:43): | God's not dead is on netflix |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:33:06): | What's that |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:33:25): | The movie reddit made fun if last year |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:34:01): | Cringe worthy I take it? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:35:06): | It's actually really good. They made fun of it due to the God part not the it's like the Room part |
| Turd Burger | (20:49:00): | I like that it has its own God's Not Dead Theme Song |
| Turd Burger | (20:49:26): | *It's |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:50:34): | I watched that edge of tomorrow movie last night. I liked it |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:50:47): | Thoughts? |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:51:05): | 'Twas a good movie |
| Krian Barabinchak | (20:52:12): | Alright Gods not dead is a little heavy handed against liberals |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:52:15): | @Turd @Fart @Krian look what I just figured out how to do |
| Turd Burger | (20:52:16): | Twis is on Netflix? |
| Turd Burger | (20:52:31): | @Butt Nuggets |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:52:32): | HBO @Turd Burger |
| Butt Nuggets | (20:53:04): | SO BOLD |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:24:52): | Edge of tomorrow is great |
| Wednesday, 25 March 2015 |
| GroupMe | (06:13:17): | Krian Barabinchak changed name to Wildcard |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:35:49): | Mike Richter is find be at world of beer on Tuesday |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:36:30): | Gonna be* |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:36:30): | But sure if your bitch asses care, but just throwing it out there |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:36:37): | Not sure* |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:38:11): | Mike Richter? |
| Butt Nuggets | (13:38:35): | Used to be the goalie for the rangers |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:38:52): | Oh right |
| Turd Burger | (13:40:31): | Rangers sux |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:41:44): | Go pats |
| Wildcard | (16:23:36): | Arrested development is the crossfit of tv show. It has a cult following. People think it's the greatest thing since bread. People who do it think there lives are way worse with out it but more people hate it then like it. And you just keep telling your friends who don't do it about how great it is. |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:25:13): | I don't really know anyone who would day they hate it. Maybe the newest season want that great but who hates the show? |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:25:24): | Wasn't |
| Wildcard | (16:35:31): | I hate it |
| Butt Nuggets | (16:36:15): | Cause you suck worse than sliced bread |
| Wildcard | (16:36:57): | You don't suck bread. You fuck it. I like sour dough the best on my dong. |
| Turd Burger | (17:08:58): | I honestly have never met anyone who didn't like arrested development |
| Turd Burger | (17:10:21): | I don't think more people hate it than like it at all. I mean Netflix shelled out a ton of money to buy the rights for it and produce a season. It's pretty popular |
| Wildcard | (17:45:04): | I hate it. And I know a lot of people who dislike like it. I also hate the office |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:45:21): | Well that's just ignorant |
| Butt Nuggets | (17:46:41): | You must've scorched your tongue with hot soup or something... Cause son you ain't got no taste |
| Butt Nuggets | (18:46:56): | Ben stiller had a new show on comedy Central airing tonight after workaholics. Anyone wanna watch? |
| Turd Burger | (19:14:08): | How can someone watch arrested development and say they hate it |
| Butt Nuggets | (19:15:51): | They ate hot soup |
| Turd Burger | (19:20:24): | That's the only logical explanation |
| Thursday, 26 March 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:51:17): | Shark tank is coming to rutgers newark. Its next gen biz men's time to shine |
| Turd Burger | (08:54:09): | I'm in |
| Turd Burger | (08:54:15): | What's the plan |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:54:40): | We make a presentation that's only consists of buzzwords. We never say what we sell or make |
| Butt Nuggets | (09:31:32): | Demographics. Profit. Ride share. Profit share. Investment opportunity. Equity. Global. Universal |
| Wildcard | (10:05:42): | Viewablitly. Call to action |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:08:47): | Our rate of return for inveators has always been equal to or greater than 0 |
| Wildcard | (10:09:20): | Low turn over. High sex appeal |
| Turd Burger | (10:24:19): | I'm not going to beat around the bush here. We're good. Damn good. What we've got isn't just a product, or an idea, but it's a revolution. It's going to change the face of collaboration, productivity, and production. This will be a platform that will enable synergistic communication between individuals in a manner that has never been capable within the enterprise environment. I'm not asking for much; all I want is to know that you're on board with this revolutionary, global paradigm shift. Mark Cuban, will you give me 50k so I can grow weed in my apartment? |
| Wildcard | (11:45:27): | I am asking 59 million or a 1 percent share in my Arby's franchise |
| Turd Burger | (11:48:38): | We can locate the city with the highest obesity rate and then open multiple arby's franchises there |
| Turd Burger | (11:49:38): | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntington-Ashland-Ironton_metropolitan_area#Demographics |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:49:54): | One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?...ANYWHERE, YOU GET IT ANYWHERE!...Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine and... |
| Turd Burger | (11:50:32): | I'm good. damn good |
| Turd Burger | (11:50:33): | ol |
| Turd Burger | (11:50:35): | lol |
| Turd Burger | (11:52:49): | next week i have to tell the managing director of my company that he is dumb for spending a lot of money on a program that doesn't work the way he expects it to |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:53:20): | There's a place called heart attack grill, people over 350 lbs eat for free. Multiple people have died there. so I was thinking we can do something like that |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:53:29): | And good luck with that lol |
| Turd Burger | (11:55:06): | that is fantastic |
| Turd Burger | (11:56:24): | holy shit, i'm reading the description of this place and it sounds unreal |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:57:41): | I saw it on reddit. The owner wants it to shock people into facing the obesity problem of America |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:58:17): | He even has cremated remains of someone who died in the restaurant. It's crazy. |
| Turd Burger | (11:58:25): | i don't know, it looks like he just genuinely is an asshole |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:58:35): | Well he's a rich asshole now |
| Turd Burger | (11:58:51): | we should start a restaurant for anorexic people that just serves water |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:59:12): | And next to the toilets are spoons |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:59:24): | In case you double down on your eating disorders |
| Turd Burger | (11:59:52): | and we call all the customers fatasses |
| Turd Burger | (12:00:13): | "we gotta break em down so we can build em up here at anorexia family bbq" |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:10:28): | Only problem is how do we make money by not serving food |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:11:19): | Subscription based revenue model. We have funhouse mirrors that make customers look fat |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:11:42): | Plus we make it exclusive |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:11:50): | 110 lbs or under only |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:11:51): | We use different mirrors each session to consistently provide different self image |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:12:21): | I think this idea is worse than heart attack grill lol |
| Butt Nuggets | (12:12:34): | Pussy |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:13:00): | I'm not saying I wouldn't exploit a mental disease for profit I'm still a capitalist |
| Friday, 27 March 2015 |
| Butt Nuggets | (08:04:08): | What are my nogs up to this fine evening? |
| Butt Nuggets | (08:04:38): | Cause I ain't working for a change |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:17:12): | I'm free |
| Turd Burger | (08:31:22): | My parents are coming to NJ tonight but I'm prob free |
| Butt Nuggets | (08:31:53): | Plus, parents just don't understand |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:32:47): | I just want to tomagochi mom jeez |
| Turd Burger | (08:33:15): | It's not a phase mom. This is who I am |
| Turd Burger | (10:26:01): | 1:03am. An officer is responding to a reported break-in at Drake's house. "Is anything missing?" The officer asks. Drake stares out of a broken window and sighs. "Her." |
| Turd Burger | (10:26:58): | "It's time for an eye exam. Read the letters." Drake sits down, reading "U, V, W." He stutters, "X." A stream of tears fall to his satchel. |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:27:05): | You could be a novelist, Peter |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:27:47): | Your words\u2026 they move me |
| Turd Burger | (10:28:05): | Battery's low. Drake plugs in his iPhone and it asks "Trust this computer?" He takes a moment and sighs, "I don't know who to trust anymore." |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:28:12): | More than drake's ever could |
| Turd Burger | (10:28:28): | well he is part bird |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:29:06): | That a Jew joke? Cause we got beaks |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:29:12): | Racist |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:29:47): | There's a twitter account full of these it's amazing |
| Turd Burger | (10:29:51): | You feathered juden |
| Turd Burger | (10:30:12): | also josh do you listen to earl sweatshirt |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:30:16): | I like it |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:30:37): | I haven't listed to any OF but I'd probably like them |
| Turd Burger | (10:30:55): | yeah OF is dead now. but earl's new album came out a few days ago and it's great |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:30:58): | He has a new album, right? |
| Turd Burger | (10:31:06): | yeah i love it. it's on youtube, i think you'd like it |
| Butt Nuggets | (10:31:15): | the group spilt up? |
| GroupMe | (10:31:30): | Butt Nuggets changed name to Feathered Juden |
| Turd Burger | (10:31:32): | well they're all just doing their own thing now and they don't really hang out anymore |
| Turd Burger | (10:31:50): | they haven't done a release in a few years so they're unofficially dead |
| Feathered Juden | (10:31:57): | Ah. They're not doing their tv show anymore then |
| Turd Burger | (10:32:09): | yeah it seems to be over |
| Turd Burger | (10:32:33): | jasper said he just did the show so he could pay off his car and buy weed lol |
| Feathered Juden | (10:33:01): | He make music too? |
| Turd Burger | (10:33:27): | not really. he has a verse in a few of tyler's songs and they are all trash |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:38:09): | None |
| Turd Burger | (10:38:28): | lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:45:49): | Shopping mall. Drake watches as children sit on Santa's lap.\n"What do you want for Christmas, young boy?" \n"Another chance," Drake thinks. |
| Feathered Juden | (11:11:00): | Zach and I went and sat on Santa's lap a few years ago. I asked for a saddle, and diamond-tipped belt sander, and rhinoceros tranquilizer |
| Turd Burger | (11:44:19): | Did Santa have a bone? |
| Turd Burger | (11:44:27): | Boner |
| Feathered Juden | (11:47:11): | Semi |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:58:42): | Anyone ever find charges on their debit card they didn't make |
| Feathered Juden | (12:59:22): | Debit, no |
| Feathered Juden | (12:59:44): | Have you spoken to Steve |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:59:58): | I started getting recurring payments last month for magazines I don't get. And I actually heavily suspect him because the magazines are in our house |
| Turd Burger | (13:00:03): | Yea it happened to me when target got hacked like a year or two ago. Had to get a new card but it was no big deal |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:00:31): | I only realized it today though. Gotcha I did get a new card in the last 6 months though |
| Feathered Juden | (13:09:52): | Steve is stealing from you boy |
| Feathered Juden | (13:33:28): | None |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:44:43): | Are you there now? |
| Feathered Juden | (13:51:51): | Walking by |
| Feathered Juden | (13:52:20): | Watching my mom speak on a panel at Columbia in a few hours |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:58:10): | About what? |
| Feathered Juden | (14:17:53): | Careers in biostatistics |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:25:36): | Why don't you follow in her footstepa |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:25:40): | Footsteps |
| Feathered Juden | (14:26:04): | I'd rather do polisci |
| Feathered Juden | (14:30:56): | At Columbia. And legacy is still a thing at ivy leagues I'd assume |
| Turd Burger | (15:05:55): | Get it |
| Feathered Juden | (15:09:44): | Legacy at Yale and Columbia, so I'm gonna try and game the system. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:13:42): | You're dad or mom went to yale? |
| Feathered Juden | (15:17:39): | Grandpa. Dad's dad |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:20:24): | Ah nice |
| GroupMe | (15:21:19): | Turd Burger changed name to Tendies Boi |
| Tendies Boi | (15:21:34): | Dad's dad's dad's dad |
| Feathered Juden | (18:50:21): | Should be home before 9. What's crack a lackin? |
| Tendies Boi | (20:10:31): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kie9sdDG1Ko |
| Saturday, 28 March 2015 |
| Wildcard | (17:30:08): | Wanna do something tonigh |
| Tendies Boi | (17:30:30): | I'll be in NYC tonight |
| Wildcard | (17:31:34): | No you won't. I disabled all mass transit |
| Tendies Boi | (17:32:02): | Chris Christie already tried that |
| Wildcard | (17:32:39): | Yea but I'm even louder and fatter. |
| Wildcard | (17:32:45): | So I can get the job done |
| Tendies Boi | (17:33:11): | OK kid you're in |
| Sunday, 29 March 2015 |
| Tendies Boi | (09:08:31): | http://www.nj.com/middlesex/index.ssf/2015/03/rutgers_student_dropped_acid_stabbed_friend_cops.html |
| Feathered Juden | (12:58:27): | Huang did wrong |
| Wildcard | (13:51:22): | You need a trip supervisor |
| Feathered Juden | (13:52:21): | Let's write a trip advisor post for all the different hallucinogens |
| Wildcard | (14:05:52): | Can we make that website |
| Wildcard | (14:06:00): | Trip advisor |
| Feathered Juden | (14:08:54): | May get a cease and desist |
| Feathered Juden | (14:09:26): | Unless \u2026 tripsadvisor.com is available |
| Tendies Boi | (14:33:03): | Well they have those guides on erowid |
| Tendies Boi | (22:29:49): | Walking dead finale was great |
| Tuesday, 31 March 2015 |
| Wildcard | (13:28:45): | Remember that time Brian was an idiot. Good time |
| Wildcard | (13:29:01): | None |
| Tendies Boi | (14:41:41): | He looks like a Spartan warrior though |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:42:54): | Impressive |
| Wildcard | (15:48:59): | Spartan warriors. Hang around a lot of dudes wearing leather thongs and mandales. Yea sounds like Brian |
| Wildcard | (15:49:11): | None |
| Thursday, 02 April 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (14:09:07): | Nick and John almost fought today |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:16:31): | None |
| Tendies Boi | (20:53:36): | That's my dad at Starbucks |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:54:15): | That's me whenever I don't get a coffee |
| Tendies Boi | (20:55:45): | Frappucinos are the bee's knees but I feel stupid ordering them |
| Friday, 03 April 2015 |
| Wildcard | (11:08:46): | There is a guy at my office that just sings all day. |
| Feathered Juden | (11:10:09): | He sing his presentations and when talking to his clients? |
| Wildcard | (11:10:53): | No he is in billing so no presentations or clients |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:11:07): | How's his voice tho |
| Wildcard | (11:12:38): | Ehh |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:18:40): | What about his taste in songs what's he singing |
| Tendies Boi | (11:19:49): | what about his hair |
| Tendies Boi | (11:19:55): | tell me about his hairstyle |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:20:18): | I want to know the man behind the music |
| Wildcard | (12:36:05): | He name is Kaydeer Youngblood. (actual last name) |
| Wildcard | (12:36:17): | Very black on all accounts |
| Wildcard | (12:50:43): | Getting out at 3 today |
| Tendies Boi | (12:51:02): | Thanks Jesus |
| Feathered Juden | (12:51:42): | Abraham* |
| Saturday, 04 April 2015 |
| Wildcard | (14:10:14): | Niggas wanna go ham for Jesus |
| Feathered Juden | (14:11:23): | Working |
| Wildcard | (14:11:48): | Let's visit josh |
| Feathered Juden | (14:12:44): | I'll treat all of you like the shit you are. |
| Wildcard | (14:13:15): | So better then normal |
| Feathered Juden | (14:14:41): | Nope. The same |
| Tendies Boi | (14:18:38): | I'll go to WOB tomorrow lol |
| Feathered Juden | (14:22:58): | In that case, the other employees can yay you all like the shit you are |
| Feathered Juden | (14:23:08): | Praise Jebus |
| Feathered Juden | (14:23:16): | Treat* |
| Tendies Boi | (16:03:22): | I'm going to bring my own beer and complain about the selection |
| Feathered Juden | (16:23:22): | Complain we don't carry your beer that you brewed at home |
| Sunday, 05 April 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:41:37): | Happy Easter everyone especially you josh. Jesus couldn't raise from the dead with you killing him first. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:41:46): | Without& |
| Fart Ruggiero | (12:41:49): | * |
| Feathered Juden | (14:01:32): | He never actually died. Just learned to fly |
| Wildcard | (14:02:39): | Um Actually it's a sustained hover not flying |
| Feathered Juden | (15:34:09): | What are my nig nogs doing today? |
| Tendies Boi | (15:34:57): | Niggin and noggin |
| Feathered Juden | (15:36:09): | Everyone done with Jesus shit? Trying to do something? |
| Feathered Juden | (15:39:11): | None |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:44:37): | Is that zach |
| Feathered Juden | (15:45:03): | You'll have to come find out |
| Tendies Boi | (15:52:06): | Those are some Zach nips. Give him a tip, to protect that nip |
| Wildcard | (16:04:38): | I'll be done around 6 |
| Wildcard | (19:12:48): | I'm free meow |
| Tuesday, 07 April 2015 |
| Tendies Boi | (21:38:49): | None |
| Feathered Juden | (21:41:30): | For Rainman, it really was raining men for the better half of a decade |
| Thursday, 09 April 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (08:54:15): | What has two thumbs and a new job starting next week? This guy |
| Wildcard | (08:57:36): | You got the phone sex operator job. Congrats |
| Wildcard | (08:57:53): | I'm not here Saturday. So celebrate Friday or next week? |
| Tendies Boi | (08:58:37): | Congrats. What's the job? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:01:29): | It's at thus accounting firm that's starting to branch into actuarial stuff. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:01:36): | This* |
| Tendies Boi | (09:01:46): | Awesome you landed a role in your field too |
| Tendies Boi | (09:03:34): | So where is the job |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:23:42): | It's on main street in Woodbridge |
| Tendies Boi | (09:31:32): | Nice, that's an easy commute. Welcome to corporate america lol |
| Wildcard | (10:25:03): | Ask for a 401 K day one or you walk |
| Tendies Boi | (10:25:25): | Well most companies do that lol |
| Wildcard | (10:25:40): | Mines 6 months |
| Wildcard | (10:26:08): | Bit I already got a hefty stock portfolio so they can suck it those nerds |
| Tendies Boi | (10:27:12): | Ask for a corner office and a secretary |
| Wildcard | (10:27:51): | Two secretaries. An old one who is cranky as good at her job and a hot one to bang |
| Fart Ruggiero | (10:32:22): | I'm not working here not because I need you but because you need me. I'm not gonna mince words cause I respect you too much. I'm the best there is at what I do and I expect to be compensated as such. So I guess the only real question is, when can I start? |
| Tendies Boi | (10:35:48): | Ya got the job kid |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:32:28): | http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/04/09/holborn_fire_outage_could_have_covered_200m_jewelry_heist_says_excopper/ |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:32:35): | Some gta heist shit here |
| Wildcard | (13:46:46): | I was in the States the whole time you can't prove shit. I will just sit on my toilet of diamonds |
| Tendies Boi | (14:44:44): | http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/get-whole-online-experience-trying-our-internet-si-2151?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook#1, |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:48:46): | That's amazing |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:48:51): | It's so real |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:52:55): | I just watched the finale for 2 and a half men and it's the absolute worst way to end a show |
| Wildcard | (20:55:26): | I'll be on soon |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:55:44): | Cool beans |
| Wildcard | (21:09:08): | On |
| Wildcard | (21:14:27): | Way to quit out |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:14:42): | Just joined Petes that's ain't no crime |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:14:49): | Join his and our party |
| Friday, 10 April 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (00:59:01): | So kumail nanjiani and the lead guy on silicon valley were just at world of beer. They bought me a shot of jack |
| Wildcard | (05:35:15): | I would have thrown it back in there face and said but me one when you are TJ miller |
| Tendies Boi | (07:14:44): | Are they funny in real life |
| Feathered Juden | (07:34:30): | The white guy was definitely a bit odd |
| Tendies Boi | (07:34:45): | Fucking white devil |
| Feathered Juden | (07:34:52): | Upsettingly normal |
| Fart Ruggiero | (07:56:55): | That's awesome you get a picture or something? |
| Wildcard | (08:19:33): | Pics or it didn't happen |
| Feathered Juden | (11:24:17): | No picture. Didn't want to bother then anymore than I already did. |
| Feathered Juden | (11:24:35): | Before they left I asked how they got their start |
| Tendies Boi | (11:27:33): | What did they say? |
| Tendies Boi | (11:27:55): | "We wrote dick biting movies" |
| Feathered Juden | (11:29:07): | Lol. The guy Tom has been in pretty much every improv thing there is. Toronto, then second city in Chicago, then ucb in NY, then ucb in LA |
| Feathered Juden | (11:29:30): | He's been at it a while |
| Tendies Boi | (11:29:35): | Yea that sounds about right |
| Feathered Juden | (13:46:45): | If women are truly going to be treated as equals, we need to instill in them from a young age the need to rip ass in public |
| Saturday, 11 April 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (13:57:45): | What's doin my nogs? |
| Monday, 13 April 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:44:13): | None |
| Tendies Boi | (16:44:36): | Lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:44:56): | Found on 4chan. Idk why I found it hilarious lol |
| Feathered Juden | (16:45:58): | Cause you're hardly working |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:46:26): | I wish. Speaking of which I'm gonna pick up for 420 this weekend if anyone wants anything |
| Tendies Boi | (16:46:35): | Oh hell yea |
| Tendies Boi | (16:46:39): | How's the new job btw |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:47:03): | That I start on Thursday still doing the daily manual labor grind till then |
| Tendies Boi | (16:49:22): | Another day another dollar |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:52:36): | That's the motto |
| Wildcard | (16:57:54): | I want in as well |
| Tendies Boi | (17:01:05): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Tendies Boi | (17:01:08): | \ufffd\u270c |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:06:50): | Aight get me the money this week I'll go Saturday I think. 40 a eighth |
| Wildcard | (17:07:08): | Aight |
| Wildcard | (17:07:20): | Do you take sexual favors |
| Tendies Boi | (17:07:22): | OK sounds good. I'll probably get another quarter |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:07:34): | So a half total |
| Wildcard | (17:07:57): | Aight |
| Tendies Boi | (17:36:05): | K cool |
| Wednesday, 15 April 2015 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (09:23:57): | None |
| Thursday, 16 April 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (11:29:48): | How's the new job @Fart Ruggiero ? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:30:20): | I'm an excel monkey so far and I don't mind at all lol. |
| Feathered Juden | (11:30:40): | What're they paying you? |
| Tendies Boi | (11:33:44): | The real question is, is it better than Kumon |
| Feathered Juden | (11:34:07): | Even better question, who's down for HBO on Sunday? |
| Tendies Boi | (11:42:05): | Yo soy |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:42:10): | Yea it is. 12 an hour for 2 months and then hopefully I'll be offered a higher payed salaried position. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (11:42:17): | Y yo soy tambien. |
| Feathered Juden | (11:44:17): | \ufffd |
| Feathered Juden | (11:44:33): | Why isn't there a Mexican cholo emoji |
| Feathered Juden | (11:44:36): | That's racist |
| Wildcard | (12:23:03): | \ufffd |
| Wildcard | (12:27:05): | So Brian's the fall guy |
| Wildcard | (12:27:12): | At his job right |
| Feathered Juden | (12:28:46): | I saw that emoji, and thought, that could be a cholo, but it could also be a hipster |
| Wildcard | (12:57:42): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Feathered Juden | (12:58:19): | White women in LA? |
| Feathered Juden | (12:58:41): | Specifically, porn stars |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:00:03): | Oh josh did you slip it in last night |
| Feathered Juden | (13:00:49): | Nah. I thought she had broken up with her boyfriend. Give it a week |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:04:02): | That stupid bitch |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:04:18): | Didn't she know the reason you invited her for a drink was to bang her |
| Feathered Juden | (13:04:49): | She invited me |
| Feathered Juden | (13:05:09): | \U0001f449\U0001f44a |
| Fart Ruggiero | (18:30:40): | What are you guys doing tomorrow? |
| Feathered Juden | (18:40:05): | Work |
| Saturday, 18 April 2015 |
| Tendies Boi | (10:21:50): | You guys want to go to Bally's on May 30th - 31st? Its 60 a person if you guys are down |
| Wildcard | (10:24:47): | Saturday to Sunday? |
| Tendies Boi | (10:30:23): | Yerp |
| Feathered Juden | (12:24:11): | What's going on tonight? |
| Tendies Boi | (12:49:17): | Jessie and I are going hiking this evening but are free after that |
| Tendies Boi | (12:59:47): | If you guys you can |
| Wildcard | (13:21:05): | I'm free. |
| Fart Ruggiero | (13:31:40): | Whatcha guys wanna do |
| Feathered Juden | (13:32:53): | It all |
| Tendies Boi | (16:02:28): | Whatever |
| Wildcard | (16:24:19): | I'll be home from Hoboken around 7 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (16:35:49): | I'll be free after steve makes dinner |
| Wildcard | (17:30:10): | So never |
| Tendies Boi | (17:33:42): | Lol |
| Fart Ruggiero | (17:39:56): | I'll be free around 7 |
| Tendies Boi | (17:40:20): | Probably 8 for me |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:26:43): | So what's the dealio |
| Feathered Juden | (19:27:24): | I'm hungry |
| Wildcard | (19:27:43): | I dunno |
| Feathered Juden | (19:29:36): | Risk? |
| Feathered Juden | (19:30:47): | And fart jokes. And more irreverent humor |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:32:23): | Haleys here. Down for whatever. |
| Wildcard | (19:32:46): | I wanna go ham |
| Feathered Juden | (19:32:52): | Fart jokes it is |
| Tendies Boi | (19:36:22): | Ham huh? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:41:25): | Well I'm cool with whatever |
| Tendies Boi | (19:41:55): | Same. Just gotta shower and then I can come to Edison |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:42:05): | My mom is teaching my brother to cook a meal for dinner. Me and haley turned it into a drinking game. |
| Tendies Boi | (19:42:15): | I'm in |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:42:53): | He's gonna have to cook tomorrow your should all come to watch him |
| Feathered Juden | (19:43:28): | Why are you not filming this? |
| Feathered Juden | (19:46:49): | I'm just getting dinner right now, then showering when I get back |
| Fart Ruggiero | (19:50:29): | Kk. Haley said she's down with risk as long as she's not on my team. |
| Wildcard | (20:00:51): | I'll be over soon |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:05:29): | Kk |
| Tendies Boi | (20:05:40): | So no ham? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:05:52): | Do you not remember risk brian |
| Tendies Boi | (20:13:01): | Jessie's here and she doesn't know how to play so we're gonna pass. We can go out after though if you guys want to |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:13:19): | We can just go out |
| Feathered Juden | (20:13:43): | Risk wasn't set in stone. I'm down for whatever |
| Feathered Juden | (20:18:28): | Where would you want to go? |
| Tendies Boi | (20:25:32): | Ummm doesn't mattrt |
| Tendies Boi | (20:25:35): | Matter |
| Tendies Boi | (20:32:37): | A bar in Edison or some thing? Idk |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:37:12): | I'm down for that |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:37:19): | Sals it is |
| Feathered Juden | (20:37:45): | O boy |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:42:47): | Brickhouse or fox or something else? Just spitnalling here |
| Feathered Juden | (20:44:33): | Not many places to choose from |
| Feathered Juden | (20:44:46): | Fox at least has pool tables |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:46:58): | Well me haley and marc are here come through when you guys are free |
| Tendies Boi | (20:47:26): | Ok be over in a bit |
| Feathered Juden | (20:47:27): | Can we ever really be free |
| Fart Ruggiero | (20:47:42): | Damn josh |
| Feathered Juden | (20:48:37): | Trust me on this, I'm a Jew. We know free |
| Tendies Boi | (21:00:10): | Leaving now |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:02:56): | Eta? |
| Tendies Boi | (21:04:16): | 20 |
| Fart Ruggiero | (21:05:14): | K |
| Sunday, 19 April 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (12:39:53): | Marc alive? |
| Wildcard | (12:40:49): | No Marc only Zulu |
| Feathered Juden | (15:35:04): | HBO tonight, right? |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:35:42): | Games of thrones hell yea |
| Tendies Boi | (15:56:38): | My brother just started watching the wire. He just came into my room and said I ain't no country ass nigga |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:57:08): | Nigga trying to pimp me over a candy bar |
| Fart Ruggiero | (15:57:52): | Also the eagle has landed if you catch my drift |
| Tendies Boi | (16:01:42): | I'm gonna come pick up the eagle and smoke it like a cigarette |
| GroupMe | (16:02:47): | Fart Ruggiero changed name to Ronald McDonald |
| Monday, 20 April 2015 |
| Tendies Boi | (12:37:31): | No 420 stuff for me today folks |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:54:05): | Why? |
| Tendies Boi | (12:54:34): | I think I'm getting fired tomorrow lol. Gotta job hunt now |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:57:12): | What makes you say that? |
| Feathered Juden | (12:57:32): | You made racist jokes, didn't you |
| Tendies Boi | (12:58:13): | I've been fucking up consistently for 2 months and my boss just told me again today how bad I'm doing. Then scheduled a meeting tomorrow morning. Best case scenario I get a final warning but it doesn't look good |
| Feathered Juden | (12:59:01): | In the hunt, just say the company in posting the job and in the interview grossly misstated the necessary qualifications |
| Tendies Boi | (12:59:07): | In retrospect this job might not be a good fit but damn do I feel like a loser |
| Tendies Boi | (12:59:23): | That might work. I'm probably going to leave this off my resume |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:00:06): | None |
| Tendies Boi | (18:20:17): | So who wants to buy a quarter for 50 lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:23:38): | I'll take it lol. Or marc you wanna split it? |
| Tendies Boi | (18:24:15): | It includes a free bong for 10 more dollars! What a steal |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:25:43): | I def need a piece |
| Tuesday, 21 April 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (14:46:03): | So Petey\u2026 |
| Tendies Boi | (14:52:11): | I ain't fired but its a final warning. Gotta start job hunting tonight |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:00:29): | Time to start dobis |
| Feathered Juden | (15:01:48): | Let's start a company that helps start ups write more captivating pitches and business proposals |
| Tendies Boi | (15:09:21): | And we call it "Pitches Ain't Shit" |
| Feathered Juden | (15:10:45): | Pitch please |
| Feathered Juden | (15:12:43): | The name doing.biz is available |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:19:58): | Buy it josh |
| Feathered Juden | (15:20:47): | It's open for auction |
| Feathered Juden | (15:20:57): | I'm totally going to make an offer |
| Tendies Boi | (15:21:09): | $500,000 |
| Feathered Juden | (15:21:54): | Is at $60 now. I'd totally throw down $100 |
| Tendies Boi | (15:27:21): | What about bizboys.us |
| Feathered Juden | (15:29:47): | But doing.biz is dobis |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:32:07): | Nextgen.biz/men? |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:32:27): | Women gave their own homepage |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:32:32): | Have* |
| Feathered Juden | (15:34:41): | Not available |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:35:32): | Damn |
| Tendies Boi | (15:56:33): | Wait we can't get that? |
| Feathered Juden | (15:57:03): | Doing.biz, yes |
| Feathered Juden | (15:57:18): | So long as the bid we place is accepted by the owner |
| Tendies Boi | (15:59:14): | But not nextgen.biz? |
| Feathered Juden | (15:59:39): | Correct |
| Wildcard | (16:06:02): | It's 25 a piece |
| Wildcard | (16:06:09): | I'll throw in |
| Wildcard | (16:06:19): | But I want this to make us famous |
| Feathered Juden | (16:06:50): | Its at 60. I'll bid 80 first |
| Tendies Boi | (16:28:14): | What would we do once we pay far out the ass for this site? |
| Feathered Juden | (16:28:42): | PR |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:31:52): | Business ethics |
| Wildcard | (16:53:18): | Business advice |
| Wildcard | (16:53:25): | Just terrible all round |
| Tendies Boi | (16:54:01): | What if we made this into a legitimate brand |
| Wildcard | (16:54:21): | If comedy |
| Feathered Juden | (16:54:46): | I am serious |
| Feathered Juden | (16:55:22): | Serious business with a comedic edge. |
| Tendies Boi | (16:55:49): | But what business |
| Wildcard | (16:56:20): | We have no experience expect being assholes |
| Feathered Juden | (16:57:03): | Businesses hire us as consultants |
| Feathered Juden | (16:57:18): | PR consultants |
| Feathered Juden | (16:57:28): | Creative consultants |
| Feathered Juden | (16:58:00): | Anything. Doesn't matter. Hire us if you want to. We don't care |
| Tendies Boi | (16:58:29): | Are you expecting people to really hire us lol |
| Feathered Juden | (16:59:25): | It'll take some networking with and some work with Google AdWords, but yes |
| Wednesday, 22 April 2015 |
| Tendies Boi | (11:33:18): | We should seriously consider NGBM as a brand |
| Feathered Juden | (11:36:03): | Like t-shirts and stuff or lifestyle brand |
| Feathered Juden | (11:36:07): | I'm game |
| Wildcard | (11:36:24): | I'll advise, just send me my check when we make money |
| Tendies Boi | (11:36:26): | Lifestyle brand |
| Feathered Juden | (11:36:47): | Let's do it |
| Feathered Juden | (11:36:58): | We need a good website though |
| Tendies Boi | (11:37:03): | Its a brand for douchey business majors |
| Feathered Juden | (11:37:20): | Fake blog posts about job interviews |
| Wildcard | (11:37:46): | Are we comedy for the business world |
| Wildcard | (11:38:43): | Also I made the logo in GTA creator. So if you like it we can use it |
| Feathered Juden | (11:38:49): | We're whatever people want us to be. Business is our business |
| Feathered Juden | (11:39:11): | B.I.O.B. |
| Wildcard | (11:41:15): | None |
| Tendies Boi | (11:41:22): | We would need to work on digital content, videos, viral marketing, etc |
| Tendies Boi | (11:44:21): | I wasn't thinking of like a college humor type thing. More of an actual brand |
| Feathered Juden | (11:46:56): | Come humor is a brand though. I would hope you intend for there to be comedy at the core of the brand |
| Feathered Juden | (11:47:05): | College* |
| Tendies Boi | (11:47:38): | Oh yea obviously but I didn't envision just making a bunch of funny videos |
| Feathered Juden | (11:50:24): | I'm imagining each of us contributing to a blog, where we each have our own special interests. Like I might have tech, Marc had video games and pop stuff, you get the idea. Then we sell t-shirts and stuff with stupid variations on our name/logo. And if cost funny videos as well |
| Feathered Juden | (11:50:42): | Of course* |
| Feathered Juden | (11:53:15): | We should interview successful business men and maybe, maybe women |
| Feathered Juden | (11:53:53): | Brian's dad. Confront him with your rage comic and let him know he's internet cartoon famous |
| Feathered Juden | (11:54:14): | My dad. He was in prison for business |
| Tendies Boi | (11:54:28): | Prison interviews |
| Feathered Juden | (11:55:02): | Before you got caught, how successful were you |
| Feathered Juden | (11:55:14): | Where's your gold hidden? |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:55:43): | Where's your dirty jew gold old man? |
| Feathered Juden | (11:56:15): | Where's your holocaust tattoo |
| Tendies Boi | (12:00:48): | How can I get one |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:04:34): | Seriously though I do like the idea |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:04:44): | Did you buy the domain yet? I'd pay a quarter of it |
| Feathered Juden | (12:07:25): | It's up for auction, doing.biz that is |
| Feathered Juden | (12:07:43): | We could just but nextgenbizmen.com |
| Wildcard | (12:09:39): | I say nextgenbizmen |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:10:52): | Ditto |
| Feathered Juden | (12:11:43): | We can throw a bid out for the first one, it ends mid June. If we don't get it, we can buy ngbm. In the meantime, we can work on the website and material |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:12:09): | Who's our CTO |
| Tendies Boi | (12:12:53): | Why not .biz |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:13:20): | Nextgenbizmen.biz? |
| Wildcard | (12:13:47): | I say .com |
| Feathered Juden | (12:14:28): | I'd go .com as well |
| Tendies Boi | (12:14:49): | I wish there was a .men |
| Feathered Juden | (12:15:02): | Already looked it up |
| Feathered Juden | (12:15:06): | There isn't |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:15:11): | Damn |
| Thursday, 23 April 2015 |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:08:00): | Shotty CFO |
| Tendies Boi | (10:08:39): | I'm DTF |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:16:38): | Our resident prostitute |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:22:56): | None |
| Tendies Boi | (10:27:04): | I'm here to enterTAYNE ya |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:59:32): | Josh you remember that seinfeld where George was caught taking cake out of the trash |
| Feathered Juden | (12:00:01): | Of course. Did the rooskie do that? |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:01:53): | I just did the same at work and got caught. It was a paper coffe cup on top u grabbed because I didn't want to waste another. Right before I grab it a guy comes in the door behind me. I know he saw. I didn't turn around. |
| Feathered Juden | (12:02:47): | You filthy animal. Buy a mug you joo |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:03:36): | I'll buy one that says world's best boss to assert my dominance |
| Feathered Juden | (12:04:18): | Buy one that says, "I'm expendable." |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:05:18): | "Please give me a full time offer I'll do anything." And on the other side it'll say "anything ;)" |
| Tendies Boi | (12:05:25): | So you're there for a week and already eating out of the trash |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:05:45): | I've been eating out the trash since day 1 |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:08:09): | I was looking how to play snake on excel and instead found a ehow on drawing a freehand snake in excel and pasting a clipart snake head on it |
| Feathered Juden | (12:17:44): | Time well spent |
| Tendies Boi | (12:23:57): | He's pacing himself |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:24:20): | I have a lot of down time |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:24:37): | I'll start on ngbms finances |
| Tendies Boi | (12:31:26): | Don't fuck around on downtime. Ask for additional tasks |
| Tendies Boi | (12:32:49): | Learn excel macros, shit like that. You don't want to get fired like I did lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:33:14): | I do have some stuff to do I was on lunch. And yea I was looking that up before tried doing some ruler project problems in excel |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:33:23): | And you're actually fired? |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:33:49): | Euler project* |
| Tendies Boi | (12:37:51): | I got a final warning. I would be EXTREMELY surprised if I was kept on past April |
| Feathered Juden | (12:51:15): | Collect unemployment for a little bit and we'll get stated on NGBM |
| Tendies Boi | (12:53:34): | I'll be applying nonstop because I need a job lol. But I'm thinking I'll be unemployed for at least a month. Probably can't get unemployment unless I get fired (I'll ask to resign so I can save face) |
| Feathered Juden | (12:54:18): | Correct. Cannot collect unless you're fired |
| Tendies Boi | (12:54:31): | It sucks a lot to get let go, but I hate this job anyway and I have enough savings to be OK for a little while. |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:57:59): | Would you get some severenve if you got fired vs quitting? |
| Feathered Juden | (13:00:39): | Doubtful |
| Tendies Boi | (13:04:37): | No lol |
| Tendies Boi | (13:05:17): | But I'll get a final paycheck so that's good. I will probably have a job by July I think if I get started now |
| Friday, 24 April 2015 |
| Wildcard | (10:27:06): | I won free bowling for 20 people |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:39:11): | Now we just need 16 more friends |
| Wildcard | (10:58:49): | None of you are invited. I just wanted to let you know that's you dig teach my top 20 |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:26:23): | I'm hurt |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:26:41): | Also all of you are invited to loris graduation party |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:27:12): | Josh now is your time to finally seal the deal with barbeito |
| Tendies Boi | (14:28:04): | The seal deal? |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:28:39): | You get some tongue action, a t-job |
| GroupMe | (14:35:34): | Feathered Juden changed the group's name to More Unprotected Butt Sex |
| Feathered Juden | (14:36:51): | When's the party? |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:37:42): | Josh is thirsty |
| Wildcard | (15:33:54): | Will there be more bitches |
| GroupMe | (15:40:40): | Wildcard changed the group's avatar |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:45:53): | I assume but I'd have to ask lori |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:46:57): | Shotty Kyle2Cool |
| Feathered Juden | (17:17:29): | I'm serving ray rice right now |
| Wildcard | (17:18:10): | Tell him he has a solid run game |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:18:10): | Ask him if he likes his eggs beaten |
| Wildcard | (17:18:25): | But should work on his arm |
| Wildcard | (17:18:34): | Needs to throw in a flee flicker |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:18:50): | His backhand could use a little work |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:19:17): | He still can't play in the NFL as of now right |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:19:44): | He's suspended still indefinitely? |
| Wildcard | (18:15:02): | He will be back this season |
| Tendies Boi | (20:59:23): | these are my new favorite thing\nhttp://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/its-your-first-day-new-high-school-can-you-become--2233?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook#1, |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:37:28): | That one is hilarious. Ormul is the man |
| Tendies Boi | (21:37:55): | you are in ormul's world now |
| Tendies Boi | (21:38:49): | here is the intercom. it is the mouth of the wall |
| Tendies Boi | (21:38:49): | lol |
| Saturday, 25 April 2015 |
| Wildcard | (14:29:43): | Ben Lin has a fedora, vest and dog tags in his profile picture. |
| Tendies Boi | (14:33:42): | None |
| Feathered Juden | (14:34:02): | Classy |
| Feathered Juden | (14:35:01): | So the doing.biz auction ends in 48 days. I'm gonna hold off placing a bid, watch and see if other people place any, and play it by ear |
| Feathered Juden | (14:37:58): | Should I purchase something else for the time being, nextgenbizmen.com |
| Feathered Juden | (14:38:18): | We can always port whatever site we build to a new domain |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:44:47): | Nextgenbizmen.com yea get that |
| Feathered Juden | (14:47:17): | Just found this via Twitter. Ngbm.net |
| Feathered Juden | (14:51:55): | I just found the greatest thing ever |
| Feathered Juden | (14:52:00): | https://nextgenbizman.wordpress.com |
| Feathered Juden | (14:58:23): | This guy is doing for real what we want to do as a joke |
| Wildcard | (15:39:12): | That guy seems like the guy to sue over everything |
| Feathered Juden | (15:39:39): | Probably |
| Wildcard | (15:42:49): | \nDi get the domain and she him |
| Wildcard | (15:59:05): | Who wants to do something tonight |
| Tendies Boi | (16:00:26): | I'm in Philly tonight |
| Wildcard | (16:00:45): | No one likes philly |
| Tendies Boi | (16:00:59): | The gang does |
| Feathered Juden | (16:01:57): | I think they just deal with it |
| Feathered Juden | (16:02:05): | Like is a strong word |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:05:03): | Staying over at haleys this communion party is outta control |
| Feathered Juden | (16:05:19): | Go on |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:14:43): | Blood of christ is flowing |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:19:00): | I'm actually pretty fucked up for a communion party lol |
| Tendies Boi | (18:25:17): | That's what Jesus said |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:36:07): | We're on the traditional second blunt of a communion party |
| Tendies Boi | (18:56:59): | Well they do say that Jesus alone is the most high |
| Tendies Boi | (21:34:06): | I'm at mac's tavern. There is a big picture of the gang here and a few others but otherwise it is normal |
| Feathered Juden | (21:35:06): | Is it like that bar in the award episode? |
| Tendies Boi | (21:36:40): | Its an unremarkable bar save the few pictures of the gang |
| Tendies Boi | (21:37:15): | There is one pic of the gang and one of Dee and then thats it |
| Tendies Boi | (21:37:58): | The waiter said he saw Mac here once in his year of working herw |
| Sunday, 26 April 2015 |
| Ronald McDonald | (06:55:37): | That's too bad. I did hear when it opened danny devito was there and had to be carried out lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:59:20): | Basketball or tennis later? |
| Feathered Juden | (11:13:17): | Busy |
| Tendies Boi | (11:15:13): | Gotta apply for jobs today |
| Feathered Juden | (11:36:59): | If I'm back in time, HBO? |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:37:06): | Yarp |
| Tendies Boi | (22:23:25): | http://www.theonion.com/articles/white-male-privilege-squandered-on-job-at-best-buy,35835/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:Week1:Default&recirc=fantasy-sports |
| Monday, 27 April 2015 |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:57:21): | None |
| Feathered Juden | (20:58:45): | Gaba ghoul, the Italian ghost busters |
| Tuesday, 28 April 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (11:31:38): | We own doing.biz |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:33:09): | Awww yeaaa |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:33:13): | How much was it |
| Feathered Juden | (11:33:32): | $80 |
| Feathered Juden | (11:34:53): | Saw that doing.com is also up for auction, except the owner is asking for hundreds of thousands of dollars |
| Feathered Juden | (11:35:02): | Maybe they'll want to buy us out |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:36:44): | Let's promote the shit out of doing biz make it more popular than doing.com make our money and retire to aruba |
| Feathered Juden | (11:37:35): | We need a logo |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:38:52): | What is the logo of business |
| Feathered Juden | (11:40:52): | Remember the one for NGBM where the "i" was a guy. His head was the dot. Marc, do your magic |
| Tendies Boi | (11:42:59): | Biznezz |
| Feathered Juden | (11:43:07): | Make the i in doing and biz both the dude. Then in a few months, when we have some sit already up on the site, we'll wire about rebranding and how we're receiving complaints that there army any women's voices on our site and make one of the "i" s in the logo a female |
| Feathered Juden | (11:43:40): | Shit* |
| Feathered Juden | (11:43:47): | Write* |
| Feathered Juden | (11:43:55): | Aren't* |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:44:16): | So we're gonna make up gender drama to promote ourselves |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:44:23): | I'm ok with it |
| Feathered Juden | (11:44:56): | Then we're changing it back of course |
| Feathered Juden | (11:45:19): | We have to demonstrate bad PR practice sometimes |
| Feathered Juden | (11:45:27): | Teach the people a lesson |
| Tendies Boi | (11:45:38): | That way people can recognize good PR |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:45:49): | It's Ying and yang |
| Feathered Juden | (11:56:12): | Brian, what do you want your area of expertise to be? |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:56:37): | Is this serious or a joke title |
| Feathered Juden | (11:56:47): | Like I might have tech and politics, Pete definitely had music, Marc had video games and pop culture shit |
| Feathered Juden | (11:56:57): | Joke title |
| Feathered Juden | (11:57:29): | Not that we can't each wrote about other subjects, but when we set up the site, it's for our profiles |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:58:14): | I guess math/finance but everything cool is taken lol |
| Feathered Juden | (11:58:28): | There can be overlap |
| Feathered Juden | (11:59:18): | Or we could each write about shit we have no interest in |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:00:42): | Are you working on this now? |
| Feathered Juden | (12:03:20): | I'm gonna eat first, then I'll be hard at work to build a site |
| Tendies Boi | (12:05:02): | Lol oh god |
| Feathered Juden | (12:05:30): | It's gonna look bootiful |
| Tendies Boi | (12:10:40): | But why |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:12:03): | If you're gonna do something do it riggt even if that thing is making a fake business website purely for our amusenent |
| Feathered Juden | (12:51:00): | Let's make Tim and Eric proud boys |
| Feathered Juden | (12:51:06): | Emphasis on the boys |
| Tendies Boi | (12:51:24): | Let's make them boys |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:52:00): | Oh boy |
| Wildcard | (13:01:55): | I made the logos. Give me your emails so I can send it to you |
| Tendies Boi | (13:02:18): | petersperlazzo@yahoo.com |
| Feathered Juden | (13:02:22): | Josh.A.Margulies@gmail.com |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:28:05): | Karabinchak.brian@gmail.com |
| Feathered Juden | (13:28:57): | We have to decide between square space or weebly to build a site. |
| Feathered Juden | (13:29:10): | There's probably others but these two seem to be the best |
| Feathered Juden | (13:34:18): | Square space is seemingly the nicest and has some useful tools that other site builders don't offer |
| Wildcard | (13:34:53): | You can also get into te code in square space |
| Feathered Juden | (13:35:40): | You can do that on most, but ideally we won't ever have to look at code. That's where square space and weebly are good |
| Feathered Juden | (13:36:05): | They both optimize for mobile |
| Feathered Juden | (13:40:34): | Square space is the only one that allows for custom webpage addresses. So if we wanted doing.biz/nextgenbizmen or doing.biz/men/boys or doing.biz/boystomen we could do that |
| Feathered Juden | (13:40:39): | Better for seo |
| Tendies Boi | (13:43:43): | Lol i like doing.biz/men/boys |
| Tendies Boi | (13:56:53): | Please don't actually spend money on this though |
| Feathered Juden | (13:59:29): | Were gonna have to |
| Feathered Juden | (13:59:42): | We can't have a website if we don't |
| Feathered Juden | (14:00:43): | Square space has mobile blogging tools (android and iOS apps) and also the ability to host podcasts |
| Tendies Boi | (14:03:27): | We don't even know what to do with this website though. It's a waste lol |
| Feathered Juden | (14:04:58): | We have to. We own the domain, now we have to pay to use one of these builders. I don't know how to code my own site |
| Tendies Boi | (14:07:47): | But what's the point of even making the site |
| Feathered Juden | (14:09:48): | Fake business blog |
| Feathered Juden | (14:09:58): | Comedy. Satire. |
| Feathered Juden | (14:10:05): | We produce content |
| Feathered Juden | (14:10:44): | It's a sold base to get us into a habit of writing on a frequent basis |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:26:24): | I for one like the website |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:26:56): | I don't think anything will really come of it monetary wise but could be fun |
| Feathered Juden | (14:27:43): | Exactly. Plus, without a site, we just have a domain that will lay dormant |
| Tendies Boi | (14:39:21): | OK fine, since I'll be unemployed soon I can work on this lol |
| Feathered Juden | (14:39:50): | \ufffd |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:40:28): | I'm just getting tired of getting high and playing video games all the time which I never thought I'd say. But I need something else to take up my time lol |
| Feathered Juden | (15:02:33): | I scooped the name @nextgenbizmen on both twitter and Instagram months ago. Should I leave them or change it to @doing.biz |
| Feathered Juden | (15:03:38): | Jesus, I actually got them more than 2 years ago |
| Wildcard | (15:28:03): | I asked my buddy in graphics to look at the logos and see how much it would cost to make the two professionally |
| Feathered Juden | (15:30:03): | I have someone who'd do it for free. No biggie |
| Feathered Juden | (15:30:49): | We will need photos of ourselves |
| Tendies Boi | (23:27:13): | I just had a moment of divine NGBM inspiration |
| Feathered Juden | (23:27:28): | Go on |
| Tendies Boi | (23:30:14): | We create a marketing/PR company that does no marketing or PR. We bomb twitter/Instagram until we have a lot of followers, which isn't impossible to do, and then we look for strategic advertising partners when it becomes viable for us to actually be able to generate money based on our social media presence/SEO/etc |
| Tendies Boi | (23:30:39): | We also roll out our new ad campaign, #BusinessIn3099 |
| Tendies Boi | (23:31:08): | This is just photo shops of cyborg business men, meant to show how we are thinking of business needs in the new generation |
| Tendies Boi | (23:31:31): | And it's like Neo Bill Gates making Windows for the proletariats |
| Feathered Juden | (23:32:42): | Yes |
| Feathered Juden | (23:33:02): | Honestly we can do whatever the fuck we want |
| Feathered Juden | (23:33:35): | We can have a whole segment of how were uber successful in the future |
| Tendies Boi | (23:33:50): | But what if we actually are able to make a little money from this lol |
| Feathered Juden | (23:34:07): | Then all the better |
| Feathered Juden | (23:34:13): | I'm down |
| Wednesday, 29 April 2015 |
| Tendies Boi | (09:24:26): | what's the login info for our twitter/insta? |
| Tendies Boi | (09:41:26): | I'm reading about Instagram marketing and it's fascinating |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:43:27): | So how do we do it |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:44:22): | I'll have nala talk about us to help get followers |
| Tendies Boi | (09:45:05): | There we go |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:58:40): | We should get some content up first though. But what did you read say to do? |
| Tendies Boi | (10:05:49): | Well it depends on the content we have |
| Tendies Boi | (10:06:36): | But you can pay for bots, create email campaigns, get shout outs, hire IG models, etc |
| Wildcard | (11:28:40): | I do email |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:28:59): | Oh by the marc can you email me the logo I didn't get it |
| Feathered Juden | (11:31:51): | We have to decide if we're going to use the name doing. Biz or if we're using NGBM for this |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:32:14): | I vote ngbm is still our name |
| Feathered Juden | (11:33:09): | Agree |
| Feathered Juden | (11:49:25): | My dad is going to a troma media reunion party tomorrow. |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:49:50): | He knows people at troma? |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:50:01): | Dude go with him and pitch glory hole |
| Tendies Boi | (11:50:23): | We could still write a script for them. We just need to make it more extreme than gory hole |
| Feathered Juden | (11:51:55): | He knows one of the stars of toxic avenger |
| Feathered Juden | (12:25:38): | So we're sticking with the name NGBM? |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:25:55): | I say yea |
| Feathered Juden | (12:26:09): | Marc? Pete? |
| Tendies Boi | (12:26:17): | I don't care |
| Feathered Juden | (12:26:43): | The ayes have it |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:50:02): | What is our insta and tweeter account names |
| Feathered Juden | (12:50:36): | @Nextgenbizmen |
| Feathered Juden | (12:50:49): | Just set up the YouTube channel |
| Feathered Juden | (12:51:32): | Harmony bitches |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:53:26): | When I Google it I only find the next generation business man. We have to destroy him |
| Feathered Juden | (12:56:06): | May just need time to update |
| Feathered Juden | (12:56:22): | Are we gonna get sued by this prick |
| Feathered Juden | (12:56:42): | We can price we had the idea for the name NGBM eat before he launched so we should be good |
| Feathered Juden | (12:57:13): | Plus, of Nathan fielder taught me anything, parody is an excellent shield |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:57:22): | I think we'll be ok lok |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:57:23): | Lol |
| Feathered Juden | (13:20:58): | Marc, Brian, what are your twitter handles? |
| Feathered Juden | (13:25:26): | Pete, I added myself and you as contributors to the ngbm twitter account. Use tweetdeck to tweet as NGBM |
| Tendies Boi | (13:26:13): | Is tweetdeck an app? |
| Feathered Juden | (13:27:12): | Web app. Have to use it through a browser. It allowed for multiple people to tweet under the same name |
| Tendies Boi | (13:30:34): | Can't I just log into the account? |
| Feathered Juden | (13:31:37): | Yeah. But I would suggest we all use this as well |
| Tendies Boi | (13:32:01): | Oh OK I can do that |
| Tendies Boi | (13:32:11): | Did you add @muchoflex |
| Feathered Juden | (13:32:21): | Yeah. |
| Feathered Juden | (13:33:09): | Tweetdeck is pretty much what allows for businesses to have multiple individuals run the same account |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:34:37): | I don't have one |
| Feathered Juden | (13:34:54): | Then fuck off |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:44:39): | :( |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:39:15): | Do we have a gmaik |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:39:18): | Gmail |
| Feathered Juden | (15:39:36): | Yeah |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:39:48): | Ngbm@gmail? |
| Feathered Juden | (15:40:18): | Nextgenbizmen |
| Feathered Juden | (15:40:31): | SYNERGY |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:40:40): | That's the pass? |
| Feathered Juden | (15:41:06): | All the passwords are password420 |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:43:06): | Perfect |
| Feathered Juden | (18:15:16): | Marc, do you have a camera? Like a canon or Nikon |
| Wildcard | (18:21:00): | I do but I have to repair it. It won't charge for some reason |
| Feathered Juden | (18:22:33): | K. We should have group pictures on the site. Possibly a short intro video |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:28:38): | Should these be professional photos |
| Feathered Juden | (18:29:12): | Not necessarily, but if they look it, it's funnier |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:30:53): | I'll make my hair in the style of the business pompadour |
| Feathered Juden | (18:34:02): | I already have a picture for you Brian. No need |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:38:07): | Here's our money man |
| Feathered Juden | (19:59:59): | https://joshua-margulies.squarespace.com |
| Feathered Juden | (20:00:20): | This is incredibly preliminary, but a good idea of how shit will look in the future |
| Tendies Boi | (20:05:18): | Gotta work on the mobile site |
| Feathered Juden | (20:05:54): | It's all the same site. No mobile v desktop |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:15:29): | Check out the site again |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:15:30): | Especially the who section |
| Wildcard | (21:16:20): | I will be usin an alias |
| Feathered Juden | (21:16:48): | No |
| Wildcard | (21:17:07): | To bad |
| Feathered Juden | (21:17:35): | For you |
| Wildcard | (21:27:15): | I'll be a ghost writer |
| Tendies Boi | (21:33:57): | What's the url? |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:34:26): | Joshua-margulies.squarespace.com |
| Tendies Boi | (21:38:37): | Yea my name has to come off this lol |
| Thursday, 30 April 2015 |
| Wildcard | (08:41:17): | My first artical will be about bad guys who weren't really bad guys. Like Scar |
| Wildcard | (08:41:44): | Another article Johnny cage. Dousche bag or just trying to keep it together |
| Tendies Boi | (08:58:39): | Seriously though take my name off the site, I'm trying to find worklol |
| Ronald McDonald | (08:59:58): | You can't even find the site if you Google next gen biz men at the moment so I don't think they'll find ya lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:00:08): | Josh took down your last name |
| Tendies Boi | (10:12:00): | I like your article josh |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:18:46): | I like it too but still think they should combine lion king and lion king 1 and a half |
| Feathered Juden | (13:04:27): | Feel free to write some shit to post the site. Brian and I talked about meeting on Sunday if you fools are free |
| Feathered Juden | (13:05:44): | His dad has a vacant office building that we thought we could user to do a photoshoot. Shit like stock photos, lots of paperwork, people peeking their heads into corner offices |
| Tendies Boi | (13:06:21): | Lol |
| Feathered Juden | (13:06:58): | You around? |
| Tendies Boi | (13:12:04): | Yea probably. Gotta job hunt though |
| Feathered Juden | (13:15:02): | That's what evenings and Saturday are for |
| Tendies Boi | (13:15:37): | Idk I'm just freaking out about this. But I can meet with you guys |
| Feathered Juden | (13:16:09): | I know. I'm joking around. Do what you gotta do. Do biz |
| Wildcard | (13:17:25): | I got the mets game Sunday but after in good |
| Feathered Juden | (13:31:13): | Think my next post is about branding and what's in a name. Mostly that your should come up with a name, then build a business around it |
| Feathered Juden | (13:46:57): | I'm most certainly slicking my hair back for these pictures |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:51:48): | My first post is gonna be about how we're already in debt and need money now |
| Tendies Boi | (13:54:31): | I'm going to email some venture capitalists and see what happens lol |
| Tendies Boi | (15:08:35): | How do I edit the site? |
| Feathered Juden | (15:17:00): | What'd you wanna change? |
| Tendies Boi | (15:17:33): | I want to post |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:17:56): | What's your article? |
| Tendies Boi | (15:20:40): | How do we categorize business success and excellence? |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:26:03): | Lol awesome |
| Tendies Boi | (15:26:26): | Its gonna get weird |
| Tendies Boi | (15:26:38): | And if we are making this site we need to settle on a theme |
| Feathered Juden | (15:27:12): | Business |
| Feathered Juden | (15:27:24): | Making money |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:28:18): | Yea but not really is it? I mean it's just supposed to be funny at the end of the day right? |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:28:37): | I mean everything we say we do are just links to Wikipedia articles lol |
| Tendies Boi | (15:30:19): | Yea but if we write about random shit there is no coehssion |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:31:08): | I think business is a good focus |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:34:55): | To incorporate other topics we can just out a business spin on them somehow |
| Tendies Boi | (15:35:33): | Personally I think we should just write a movie script and send it to troma |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:35:58): | Josh When's that troma party your dad's going to |
| Feathered Juden | (15:39:04): | He may or may not go. |
| Feathered Juden | (15:39:24): | It's today. He may go cause he's adjust in the city |
| Feathered Juden | (15:39:28): | Already* |
| Feathered Juden | (15:40:18): | I think we should write about whatever we want. Like Brian said, just always somehow related it back to making money |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:47:27): | I do still want to write a troma movie too |
| Tendies Boi | (15:47:43): | Same |
| Feathered Juden | (15:49:52): | Same |
| Wildcard | (19:01:05): | I'm gunna get drunk and retire tonight |
| Wildcard | (20:18:49): | Write |
| Feathered Juden | (20:20:41): | Good |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:48:49): | Was gonna say you're about 40 years early |
| Tendies Boi | (21:49:30): | I'm gonna retire |
| Friday, 01 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (02:42:09): | Apparently Zach was interviewed on CNN |
| Ronald McDonald | (07:23:40): | No shit about the riots? |
| Feathered Juden | (15:35:38): | Yeah. |
| Feathered Juden | (15:36:13): | Got two more ideas. Interviewing strategies, employers perspective and employee. |
| Feathered Juden | (15:36:31): | Also, marking territory as a new employee |
| Saturday, 02 May 2015 |
| Tendies Boi | (09:42:53): | You guys want to watch Mayweather vs Pacquiao tonight? |
| Feathered Juden | (12:07:56): | I'll be in Philly |
| Wildcard | (13:37:00): | I'm game. Just no drinking for me. |
| Wildcard | (13:54:38): | At the end of the season I will be retiring from raging. |
| Tendies Boi | (14:08:22): | Why lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:35:25): | I'm down and I want to drink |
| Tendies Boi | (14:44:40): | Sweet |
| Feathered Juden | (14:50:30): | Anyone write anything? |
| Feathered Juden | (14:51:58): | I just wrote a post about "what's in a name". I wanna save it though for when the site is live. |
| Sunday, 03 May 2015 |
| Tendies Boi | (09:21:13): | Apparently the fight really sucked last night |
| Wildcard | (09:22:26): | That's what I heard too |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:28:30): | Yea same checked out the result today. |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:28:40): | Anyone want to write today |
| Tendies Boi | (09:30:46): | Sure |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:28:25): | Also avengers 2 possibly? |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:28:29): | I really want to see it |
| Wildcard | (10:31:44): | I'm at the Mets game |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:04:14): | Steve karabinchak lady killer |
| Wildcard | (16:12:52): | You guys wanna hit the gym together some time. I'll wear my don't spot me watch me tank |
| Feathered Juden | (16:13:34): | I'd rather not pay for a gym membership |
| Wildcard | (16:16:10): | I know weights can be scary. But we can start you in a moms only Tuesday night Zumba class if that's more your speed |
| Feathered Juden | (16:16:37): | Only if it's Jewish mothers |
| Wildcard | (16:16:59): | It's at the JCC so duh |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:19:17): | Oy vey |
| Wildcard | (16:20:54): | It's not really about working out but as talking about how your Jeremy is doing so well in dental school |
| Tendies Boi | (16:25:37): | I'll go with you again sometime |
| Wildcard | (16:47:19): | Also my forth of July game is gunna be on point |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:53:04): | ? |
| Wildcard | (16:53:39): | Got a sweet outfit |
| Tendies Boi | (17:45:50): | You better be looking like uncle sam |
| Monday, 04 May 2015 |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:51:39): | Does uncle sam have a wife |
| Feathered Juden | (13:52:50): | Uncle Sam is gay. Why do you think he wanted so many boys |
| Wednesday, 06 May 2015 |
| Tendies Boi | (12:56:38): | So if I were to try and create a twitter bot, what should I make it do? |
| Feathered Juden | (12:57:02): | Business |
| Tendies Boi | (12:57:11): | what specifically? |
| Tendies Boi | (12:57:30): | I was thinking of trying it for NGBM or our general use |
| Feathered Juden | (12:57:50): | Or spam republican presidential candidates |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:58:49): | I mean if we want this semi legit maybe scrap news sites for links to interesting or funny business related articles. Idk what can a twitter bot do exactly? |
| Feathered Juden | (12:59:32): | Yeah I'm not too keen as to their purpose |
| Tendies Boi | (13:00:40): | it can do whatever you want lol |
| Tendies Boi | (13:01:25): | i don't think this will work if we make it legit because then we will need to put in a lot of effort |
| Tendies Boi | (13:01:39): | but i can get our twitter to just write nonsense tweets for our hashtags though |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:02:34): | We should think of some hashtags |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:02:41): | #bizboys |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:03:05): | Eh actually that's too close to tim and Eric I don't want to rip them off at all |
| Feathered Juden | (13:03:46): | Our site is doing. Biz |
| Feathered Juden | (13:04:03): | That's a straight rip from Tim and Eric |
| Feathered Juden | (13:04:29): | Just make it #NGBM |
| Feathered Juden | (13:05:02): | There's that church that uses it and that asshole nextgenbizmAn |
| Tendies Boi | (13:05:03): | I had an idea for a campaign |
| Tendies Boi | (13:05:06): | since we are next gen biz men |
| Tendies Boi | (13:05:16): | #BusinessIn3099 |
| Tendies Boi | (13:05:39): | The idea is that we create a bunch of nonsense sentences about business in the year 3099 |
| Feathered Juden | (13:05:51): | Yes |
| Tendies Boi | (13:05:55): | "Cyborgs have eliminated the human race" "Windows allows for more multitasking" etc |
| Tendies Boi | (13:06:12): | The twitter account will spam like two or three of these sentences randomly every hour or so with the hashtag |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:06:25): | I like this idea a lot |
| Tendies Boi | (13:06:37): | Then we just need to promote the account |
| Feathered Juden | (13:06:47): | Right before Y31K |
| Tendies Boi | (13:06:48): | backlink it to our blog and then make our own content |
| Tendies Boi | (13:07:59): | I also want to set up a MailChimp account for us |
| Tendies Boi | (13:08:06): | this will allow us to make email campaigns and send spam that way |
| Feathered Juden | (13:09:17): | I thought about mailchimp but how much does it cost |
| Tendies Boi | (13:09:23): | Someone has to search business people on Twitter... i.e. bill Gates... and follow all their followers, 20+ per day |
| Tendies Boi | (13:09:35): | mailchimp is free to start |
| Tendies Boi | (13:13:26): | each phrase can be approx 60 characters each for the bot |
| Tendies Boi | (13:13:37): | so two sentences and then the hashtag |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:17:28): | Want to get a jump start on your business? How about a 1000 year jump start? |
| Tendies Boi | (13:17:48): | lol i love it |
| Tendies Boi | (13:17:56): | the only thing is, what's the point of all this? |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:18:07): | What's the point of anything |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:18:11): | To kill time till we die |
| Feathered Juden | (13:18:20): | Traffic to the blog |
| Tendies Boi | (13:18:25): | i mean there might be no chance to monetize this |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:18:37): | Might not |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:18:40): | But could be fun |
| Tendies Boi | (13:18:41): | so it's a time investment, what is the end game we are looking for?> |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:18:54): | Also I'm surprised Noone owned doing.biz |
| Feathered Juden | (13:19:13): | Get noticed |
| Feathered Juden | (13:19:17): | By comedy people |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:19:26): | Well someone should check out how much people can make with social media too |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:19:51): | Based on views followers etc and then we can make some projections if our goal is to monetize this |
| Tendies Boi | (13:21:06): | well i'm just saying if we make a bot and get a lot of twitter followers or something, which is feasible, it doesn't guarantee that a lot of them will care about our blog and it doesn't at all indicate we will be able to monetize |
| Tendies Boi | (13:21:27): | like we just need to outline our goals with NGBM |
| Tendies Boi | (13:21:39): | are we doing this just to see how far the rabbit hole goes or are we trying to promote somehting? |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:22:08): | We need a next gen meeting to discuss this |
| Feathered Juden | (13:22:28): | What are the men up to this evening? |
| Feathered Juden | (13:23:06): | Brian and I had discussed filming videos, using the blog posts as a guideline/script |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:23:20): | I'm free today |
| Tendies Boi | (13:23:30): | gym after work, then i'm free |
| Feathered Juden | (13:23:33): | I think if we had traffic too the site, we'd have a better chance of people paying attention to us |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:23:36): | If we're all free today seems as good a day as any |
| Tendies Boi | (13:23:36): | and then i'm free indefinitely after tomorrow lol |
| Feathered Juden | (13:23:57): | It happened? |
| Tendies Boi | (13:24:23): | well tomorrow is my last day of the 90 day trial period and they already put my job up on job boards lol |
| Tendies Boi | (13:24:35): | i have a meeting with my boss tomorrow so i figure i get let go tomorrow |
| Tendies Boi | (13:24:47): | thankfully i have two interviews with a good company lined up next friday |
| Feathered Juden | (13:27:39): | I didn't realize you were under contract |
| Tendies Boi | (13:28:41): | yea most jobs give you this 90 day probationary period |
| Tendies Boi | (13:28:58): | where the employer can let you go at any time for any reason during that period |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:29:19): | Yay capitalism |
| Tendies Boi | (13:29:23): | so Thursday is the last day that it can be done for me (since we work from home Fridays) |
| Tendies Boi | (13:30:07): | Not upset though. I hated this job more than anything and I realized I don't want to be working in tech anyway lol |
| Feathered Juden | (13:30:51): | What's the field these new jobs/interviews are in |
| Feathered Juden | (13:31:03): | And I have some interview advice for ya |
| Tendies Boi | (13:31:17): | my nips are protected |
| Tendies Boi | (13:31:46): | the field is still IT but it's like a more advanced version of my old job. I just don't want to be like a network engineer or sys admin or somthing. i'd rather gouge out my own eyes |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:32:21): | What's so bad about it? And josh what interview advice I need some I have one tomorrow |
| Tendies Boi | (13:32:39): | bad about what? |
| Feathered Juden | (13:32:43): | No whatever |
| Feathered Juden | (13:32:50): | Deodorant* |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:32:53): | About sys admin |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:33:06): | Or being a network engineer |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:33:16): | I don't know enough about them to know what's bad about them |
| Tendies Boi | (13:34:25): | I don't have the desire to learn about how servers work, how to set up networks, run cables, install VPNs, etc. I like tech but from the user perspective, so the concept of me having to get a CCNA and learn about routing and switching, learn about Unix servers, etc sounds unpleasant. Plus it is a very thankless position. You can set up a whole data center and nobody cares, but the wifi goes down for 2 minutes and the whole company wants you fired |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:35:17): | Ahh wow that sounds really shitty |
| Tendies Boi | (13:35:32): | yea i dealt with that on a very small scale at my current job |
| Tendies Boi | (13:36:41): | you have to be REALLY into enterprise IT to want to be an admin. I don't get any joy learning about the layers of the OSI model lol. I just want to do cool stuff with computers |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:45:35): | Ah gotcha yea I like computers and tech but that sounds really boring imo |
| Tendies Boi | (13:46:20): | it sure is. you have to be a really hardcore basement dwelling battlestation guy to enjoy that kind of career IMO |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:47:19): | I'll tell steve about the position |
| Tendies Boi | (13:47:29): | lol |
| Feathered Juden | (13:50:06): | Brian, where are you interviewing? |
| Feathered Juden | (13:50:29): | And I may not be around tonight. I may have to cover for someone's shift |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:51:43): | New York Life's office in saddlebrook |
| Tendies Boi | (13:52:37): | propose that they change their name to Saddlebrook Life |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:53:49): | It would be more fitting |
| Feathered Juden | (13:53:50): | Makes sense |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:54:00): | It's with a woman who looks like a younger miss kim |
| Tendies Boi | (13:54:09): | So good |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:54:15): | I just hope her English is better |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:54:17): | Sank you |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:54:42): | Man I still wish I had recorded that award ceremony it was so fucking bad |
| Tendies Boi | (13:54:54): | /r/cringe would have loved it |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:55:05): | They would have it was like a real life dundies |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:00:24): | She spoke incomprehensibly, moved and posed the kids like rag dolls and her ending speech was bad mouthing the parents who left early lol |
| Feathered Juden | (15:04:44): | We need a fb page. What should be categorize ourselves as |
| Feathered Juden | (15:05:51): | Under brand/product, we could choose website |
| Feathered Juden | (15:06:55): | Under artist/band/public figure, we could choose artist, comedian, entertainer |
| Feathered Juden | (15:24:26): | None |
| Feathered Juden | (15:24:35): | Send me this picture without the meme shit on top |
| Feathered Juden | (17:21:09): | I set up a newsletter on the site. Right now it's just a spreadsheet in Google docs, but if we setup mail chimp, we can do that too through square space |
| Thursday, 07 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (02:05:22): | #BizWiz our ongoing segment/YouTube/Instagram/vine series where we conduct interviews with business people while at the urinal |
| Wildcard | (06:11:56): | #BizNig is where we interview African American business owners |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:59:23): | I had an idea that we just start putting next gen in front of everyday business terms |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:59:54): | Like we have a next gen meeting coming up at 4. Or that's a real next gen idea. |
| Feathered Juden | (12:01:48): | Next gen coffee later? Maybe skip that and get next gen lunch? |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:02:13): | Now that's a next gen line of thinking josh |
| Feathered Juden | (12:03:56): | Because I'm Next Gen Josh, Next Gen Brian. |
| Feathered Juden | (12:04:33): | NG Josh. It's like OG but future thinking instead of nostalgic |
| Feathered Juden | (12:07:06): | So next gen photoshoot on Sunday? It is mother's day |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:07:26): | Is there a word for feeling nostalgic about the future |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:07:37): | And yea I'm down |
| Feathered Juden | (12:13:14): | Fauxstalgia |
| Feathered Juden | (12:13:51): | Doesn't really make sense, but it doesn't have to |
| Feathered Juden | (13:33:20): | Got it. Prostalgia. Nostalgia before nostalgia is even possible |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:59:18): | My interviewer completely butchered the give a man a fish quote and I almost laughed in her face |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:01:00): | "give a man a fish and he's ok for a day but teach a man to fish and he can survive anywhere" was her third and best attempt at it lol |
| Feathered Juden | (15:07:15): | Some George w bush shit right there |
| Feathered Juden | (15:07:31): | You get the job? |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:26:12): | Nah it was for a sales position but I think I have the job where I'm working now, just got a 3 dollar per hour increase for doing a good job and he wanted to talk about what I wanted to do after the temp period was up in a you can stay if you want way. |
| Wildcard | (15:27:27): | Tell him to suck it |
| Tendies Boi | (15:28:18): | Nice congrats Brian |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:30:25): | Thanks. I'm officially a biz boy |
| Friday, 08 May 2015 |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:42:40): | When do we want the site live by |
| Feathered Juden | (13:52:47): | I'd say ASAP. I'm talking to the guy who used to own the domain. I have to talk to godaddy as well. I need three different codes to initiate the transfer and seems like they weren't sent to the right place. |
| Feathered Juden | (13:52:54): | It'll be a few days |
| Feathered Juden | (13:53:30): | For the most part, the site is complete |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:53:51): | Ok cool cool cool |
| Feathered Juden | (13:55:39): | What's everyone's deal for Sunday? |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:13:29): | At haleys in the morning then coming back and will be free till dinner |
| Feathered Juden | (14:15:19): | What about tomorrow? Sunday is mother's day so I'm not sure if I'm around to do a photoshoot |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:15:51): | Should be around |
| Feathered Juden | (14:16:10): | @Wildcard ? |
| Feathered Juden | (14:16:16): | @Tendies Boi ? |
| Tendies Boi | (14:16:25): | busy tomorrow |
| Wildcard | (15:24:56): | Practice and yard work |
| Feathered Juden | (15:27:51): | You two available Sunday? |
| Feathered Juden | (15:28:17): | And what are you practicing for? |
| Wildcard | (15:28:28): | It's Mother's Day and my sisters birthday |
| Wildcard | (15:28:52): | Muay Thai and jits. Like every Saturday |
| Feathered Juden | (15:29:23): | Alright. Let's set in stone next Sunday for NGBM photoshoot |
| Tendies Boi | (15:29:35): | I prob can't make it Sunday |
| Wildcard | (15:29:58): | Loris Grad party is that day |
| Feathered Juden | (15:30:02): | I'm still down to take some basic looking stock photos even if not everyone can make it the same day |
| Feathered Juden | (15:30:10): | Fuck |
| Wildcard | (20:03:02): | Wanna come to Practice with me ? |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:07:08): | Staying over haleys tonight/tomorrow |
| Wildcard | (20:26:57): | Invites to everyone |
| Saturday, 09 May 2015 |
| Wildcard | (16:52:44): | Got my first stripe today |
| Tendies Boi | (16:54:01): | Congrats but what does that indicate lol |
| Wildcard | (16:54:36): | It's like progress between belts. 4 strips mean a new belt |
| Tendies Boi | (16:54:49): | So how far are you |
| Wildcard | (16:55:08): | I'm one strip away from a new belt |
| Wildcard | (16:55:42): | White blue. Its only in America |
| Wildcard | (16:55:52): | It equals white two strips |
| Tendies Boi | (16:56:04): | Awwww yea ranking up |
| Wildcard | (16:56:33): | Also am experienced enough to full spare now in mauy Thai |
| Tendies Boi | (17:02:45): | I'll go to one of your matches |
| Wildcard | (17:09:07): | You guys are more then welcome to come and try it for free. |
| Tendies Boi | (17:29:44): | I'm good lol but I'll watch |
| Wildcard | (17:35:22): | So who wants to do something tonight |
| Wildcard | (17:35:34): | I think you'd be goo Pete |
| Tendies Boi | (18:18:50): | eh i am not into combat sports at all |
| Feathered Juden | (18:20:07): | Hippie |
| Tendies Boi | (18:23:02): | yeah i'm more into group sex and UFOs |
| Tendies Boi | (19:54:44): | btw im free tonight if you guys want to do something |
| Feathered Juden | (19:55:08): | I'm busy today and tomorrow unfortunately |
| Tendies Boi | (22:19:58): | Need a phone number for twitter |
| Feathered Juden | (22:24:49): | For real? |
| Tendies Boi | (22:25:57): | Possibly |
| Feathered Juden | (22:27:05): | We can set up a Google voice number but gv numbers have to be associated with a real mobile number |
| Tendies Boi | (22:27:20): | Ugh |
| Tendies Boi | (22:27:26): | Can gv receive texts |
| Feathered Juden | (22:27:40): | Think so |
| Feathered Juden | (22:28:09): | You can choose your # too. Like we could get 908-next-gen |
| Sunday, 10 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (15:40:35): | HBO later? |
| Tendies Boi | (15:42:04): | Sure. I'll be home around 7 |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:43:30): | Cool cool cool |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:48:38): | Want to work on the site before hbo |
| Feathered Juden | (15:49:38): | Cooking right now, and it might be a few hours so I might not be able to |
| Feathered Juden | (15:49:53): | Lori's party is next week, right? |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:51:32): | Ok and yea Sunday the 16th I believe |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:51:43): | Or whatever next Sunday is |
| Feathered Juden | (15:51:56): | 17th |
| Feathered Juden | (15:52:10): | I'll cook ribs again |
| Wildcard | (15:52:11): | 17th |
| Feathered Juden | (15:52:40): | But no unprotected butt sex for me |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:19:50): | You sure? Sam will be there |
| Feathered Juden | (16:25:36): | As enticing as unprotected butt sex with Ms. Yaks on Cocks sounds, I'm good |
| Tendies Boi | (16:25:50): | Come on josh do it for us |
| Tendies Boi | (16:26:01): | She needs to be relaxed |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:26:24): | See mom? Now I'm relaxed |
| Wildcard | (16:28:25): | Nah nig can't close |
| Tendies Boi | (18:18:27): | We gotta watch ricky oh again sometime |
| Feathered Juden | (18:29:54): | We should watch samurai cop |
| Tendies Boi | (18:34:35): | That too |
| Monday, 11 May 2015 |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:55:09): | Website later? |
| Feathered Juden | (14:28:11): | I have to prep for an interview tomorrow |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:29:01): | Sounds like a job for the biz boys |
| Tuesday, 12 May 2015 |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:05:52): | If we ever need source material for ngbm we should just talk to steve |
| Tendies Boi | (19:54:38): | He could be our CEO |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:58:38): | He's supposed to give my mom a list of his investments. That's probably an article an investment lol |
| Tendies Boi | (19:59:16): | Why would she want that lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:59:59): | Well because he's lost money before she doesn't want him to lose more lol |
| Wildcard | (20:01:15): | You mean half priced gas wasn't legit |
| Tendies Boi | (20:01:56): | God damn it Steve |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:02:08): | Nor was the Facebook ripoff that was supposed to start like 5 times over the last 2 years |
| Wildcard | (20:02:41): | Oh yea head novel |
| Tendies Boi | (20:02:48): | Why can't he just stop investing at this point |
| Tendies Boi | (20:02:53): | Lol head novel |
| Wednesday, 13 May 2015 |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:24:21): | Everyone coming Sunday for loris grad party? Just checking for food purposes |
| Wildcard | (11:25:04): | I'm the bartender so of course |
| Tendies Boi | (11:27:41): | I should be able to make it |
| Feathered Juden | (11:53:59): | Yeah. Zach will be around too |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:54:40): | Sweet |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:54:53): | Guess I'll have to make a salad for him |
| Feathered Juden | (11:55:07): | Tossed? |
| Feathered Juden | (11:55:31): | Also he really liked the site |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:59:15): | Yea I'll give him a tossed salad |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:59:18): | And sweet |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:16:51): | My coworker is eating rabit |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:16:56): | And it smells delicious |
| Wildcard | (12:18:17): | I hear it's very tasty. You come near mine and I'll pull your balls out through your throat. (Said in stereotypical slave talk) |
| Feathered Juden | (12:18:23): | That's cause rabbit is delicious |
| Feathered Juden | (12:19:05): | Portuguese restaurateurs serve it all the time |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:22:44): | Don't worry marc lol and I didn't know that I rarely get Portuguese. |
| Wildcard | (12:33:46): | Can I still pull your balls out through your throat. I have been practicing. |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:31:31): | None |
| Feathered Juden | (14:32:08): | Forgot the part about the hatchet |
| Feathered Juden | (14:32:24): | Don't get drunk and chase bears with a hatchet |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:32:35): | A dull hatchet at that |
| Feathered Juden | (14:33:33): | By all means folks, get drunk and chase bears, but do so with an ax, not a hatchet |
| Tendies Boi | (15:06:14): | A chainsaw is best |
| Thursday, 14 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (10:43:14): | Showed my dad some of the blog posts yesterday and he was laughing out loud reading them |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:43:31): | Did he see mine |
| Feathered Juden | (10:44:10): | Also the domain transfer is being authenticated right now. Square space trial expired, so we'll have to decide which plan we'd like to use |
| Feathered Juden | (10:44:29): | Not yet I only showed him the draft posts |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:51:23): | I like squarespace |
| Feathered Juden | (10:59:08): | As do I. We just have to decide which plan we want. Pay for one year off the bat or go month to month |
| Wildcard | (11:00:23): | Do the year |
| Wildcard | (11:00:42): | I also am writing an article about how old shitty stuff is awesome again |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:02:42): | Yea I say year too may as well |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:02:58): | Worst comes to worse we disband it. I've wasted more money on dumber things |
| Feathered Juden | (11:03:55): | Agreed. Its also only $96 for the year. Split between us is nothing |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:05:36): | Marc what kind of stuff is your article about |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:23:04): | You know you can get a better business Beaureu rating for non existent companies |
| Feathered Juden | (11:25:20): | You fucking with me? |
| Feathered Juden | (11:25:23): | We need that |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:26:14): | They're privately owned apparently. You do need to pay for a rating and the whole non existent company thing was the basis for an article so they may look out for that more now |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:26:33): | We just need to legitimize ourselves |
| Wildcard | (11:26:43): | Get it. AND my articles about how you can produce the same stuff call it a remastered and charge again for it |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:27:00): | That's a good topic |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:27:23): | And yea only thing it it is a little pricier than anything else we have. Could run around 400. |
| Feathered Juden | (11:27:30): | We should do that with one of our posts. |
| Feathered Juden | (11:27:52): | We can hold off on that than |
| Feathered Juden | (11:28:05): | Marc, do you own a camera? |
| Tendies Boi | (11:28:18): | I really don't want to invest money in this at this point lol |
| Feathered Juden | (11:28:47): | I don't mind, but $400 is a bit much |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:30:10): | I say we get the site up and running get a few fans sell a few shirts and use that money |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:31:30): | Or we can just throw on a BNGBB picture on our site, part of the better next gen business bureau |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:34:36): | Speaking of investing though I did get a pretty good tip on a stock yesterday from this trader I work with |
| Feathered Juden | (11:35:10): | What's the ticker name, NGBM? |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:35:54): | I wish. It's LOCO. Short for Pollo loco, a Chipotle style restaurant. Only 25ish a share now with 400 stores they plan to expand to 2000 stores in a year or so |
| Feathered Juden | (11:37:19): | Place sounds familiar |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:38:20): | Yea BB right? It's been around for 3 decades actually |
| Feathered Juden | (11:39:43): | I don't talk invest, but if you're going to, use this app came Robin Hood |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:40:07): | That's apple only last I checked |
| Feathered Juden | (11:40:13): | Completely free trading |
| Feathered Juden | (11:40:25): | O. Didn't realize |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:41:45): | But yea just thought I'd let you guys know if you were looking to play the stock market |
| Feathered Juden | (11:42:27): | How'd the HP interviews go Pete? |
| Tendies Boi | (11:42:48): | It's tomorrow |
| Feathered Juden | (11:43:34): | Good shit. I have some advice about interviewing |
| Tendies Boi | (11:51:52): | What's that |
| Feathered Juden | (11:52:22): | Assert your dominance. |
| Feathered Juden | (11:52:29): | $$$$ above all else |
| Feathered Juden | (11:52:49): | You have no weaknesses |
| Feathered Juden | (11:53:27): | Before you leave say, "I start tomorrow." |
| Tendies Boi | (11:55:08): | "The first thing I'm doing tomorrow is firing you" |
| Feathered Juden | (11:56:25): | "But son, I'm your superior. You don't have that authority." |
| Feathered Juden | (11:56:39): | "I've been promoted" |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:57:05): | In the middle of the interview ask to see the interviewers manager. Then recommend to the manager he fire your interviewer for doing such a shit job. |
| Tendies Boi | (11:59:22): | We are geniuses |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:59:44): | I don't understand why no one's done this before |
| Feathered Juden | (12:01:12): | Also, don't shake anyone's hand. Just stare at them blankly. |
| Tendies Boi | (12:02:58): | What if I gave a bone crushing handshake? |
| Feathered Juden | (12:05:11): | All or nothing |
| Feathered Juden | (12:06:23): | If you ain't breaking bones, you ain't doin it right |
| Tendies Boi | (12:21:03): | we should offer business handshake seminars |
| Tendies Boi | (12:21:16): | if you can crush my hand, you get your money back |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:30:34): | I like it a tutorial for the small details of business |
| Feathered Juden | (13:32:25): | There was a class at Maryland, golf for business |
| Wildcard | (13:34:39): | My camera needs repairs at the moment. |
| Feathered Juden | (13:35:22): | Jerk |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:36:26): | My mom has a ton of cameras but don't know how good they are at video. How much does a good camera go for |
| Feathered Juden | (13:51:20): | Good base is like $400-$500 but you can get a refurbished body for $200 |
| Feathered Juden | (13:51:34): | Lenses are more important |
| Tendies Boi | (13:53:31): | Let's get this one \nhttp://www.red.com/store/products/epic-m-red-dragon-carbon-fiber-w-side-ssd-carbon-fiber-and-magnesium-lens-mount |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:54:08): | I got ut |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:54:09): | It |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:54:12): | Our first video |
| Feathered Juden | (13:55:38): | Let's crowd fund a campaign just so we can buy the camera |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:57:54): | Is us going to a bank to get a loan for thus camera for our business plan of ngbm |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:57:56): | Or yours |
| Tendies Boi | (13:58:58): | Ooooooh business boy drama |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:59:29): | And if they for some reason do offer us a loan we have to have an exit strategy |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:59:49): | Say we're actually secret bank shoppers and they failed for giving out such a high risk loan to people like us |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:00:18): | And then offer them our services |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:02:41): | How hard is it to set up a kickstarter |
| Tendies Boi | (14:06:45): | Probably pretty easy lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:07:09): | What if we day it's always been our dream to invest money that isn't ours |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:07:15): | To be an investment banker |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:07:23): | And that's what we need money for |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:07:53): | Do essentially we get free money to try to make more money with and no obligation for any return |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:08:33): | And we got a hot tip about this new business to invest in called NGBM |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:08:48): | Is this fraud |
| Tendies Boi | (14:09:30): | Sounds like a Ponzi scheme |
| Tendies Boi | (14:09:55): | Because we are going to use this money most likely for alcohol, marijunana and expensive electronics |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:10:00): | Except were not promising any returns of any kind lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:10:07): | And yea |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:10:19): | If they donate enough they can Webcam hang with us |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:10:26): | Well become camboys |
| Friday, 15 May 2015 |
| Tendies Boi | (22:09:17): | Just came out as Chansgender to my parents. They are watching the Rush Hour films now to get used to the idea |
| Saturday, 16 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (13:58:08): | Settlers of Catan tonight negros |
| Feathered Juden | (13:58:20): | Or risk. Zach is home. |
| Tendies Boi | (14:03:42): | Not around tonight |
| Wildcard | (14:18:59): | NYC ghost tour |
| Feathered Juden | (15:45:12): | Just an update, I initiated the transfer the other day on go daddy, so now it's just a waiting game for it to be approved. Once it is, we can go ahead and pay for square space so that we can use doing . biz |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:49:49): | Sweet |
| Feathered Juden | (16:43:29): | Think we need this for the office |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:46:27): | Hell yea |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:46:40): | I hate to ask but can you also get garlic. I owe you me life |
| Tendies Boi | (16:51:16): | Ehhhhhh |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:51:31): | Please I neeeeed it |
| Wildcard | (16:55:41): | New phone |
| Feathered Juden | (16:56:55): | What phone? |
| Wildcard | (16:57:09): | iPhone 6 |
| Feathered Juden | (16:58:11): | Target update their men's section |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:00:27): | Where's the section for the bizman |
| Tendies Boi | (17:06:15): | I might get a 6+ for my birthday |
| Wildcard | (17:06:31): | It's massive. |
| Tendies Boi | (17:06:33): | My HTC stopped working lol |
| Feathered Juden | (17:06:46): | Get a nexus 6 |
| Wildcard | (17:07:05): | Get what you want |
| Feathered Juden | (17:07:33): | Don't listen to that nonsense |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:08:01): | Get a 6+ |
| Tendies Boi | (17:09:00): | I prefer big phones |
| Feathered Juden | (17:09:51): | Nexus 6 is as big if not bigger than the 6+ |
| Tendies Boi | (17:11:30): | Looking at either a 6+ or Note 4 |
| Tendies Boi | (17:11:57): | Android is so buggy. My old phone was not connecting to wifi and missing calls after the update |
| Feathered Juden | (17:12:42): | Nexus in all likelihood wouldn't do that |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:12:44): | Haley has the LG G3 it's really good. Would not recommend Samsung like I have. |
| Feathered Juden | (17:13:03): | Nexus is my phone but bigger |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:13:23): | I've heard LG and HTC were the best Android one according to my googling |
| Tendies Boi | (17:21:17): | My HTC had so many problem |
| Tendies Boi | (17:21:21): | Problems |
| Feathered Juden | (17:21:41): | I've yet to have a problem with my Motorola. |
| Wildcard | (17:29:29): | I have yet to learn how to water ski |
| Feathered Juden | (17:37:51): | Step one, be white |
| Wildcard | (17:38:55): | Step two be rich |
| Wildcard | (17:39:03): | In sorry that's the same thing |
| Feathered Juden | (17:59:26): | \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8 |
| Wildcard | (18:54:21): | Brian will now be know as BH |
| Feathered Juden | (19:01:55): | Why |
| Tendies Boi | (19:08:23): | Baby hands |
| Tendies Boi | (19:08:32): | Look at those infant mitts |
| Wildcard | (19:23:56): | He is |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:25:07): | Seriously why though lol |
| Wildcard | (19:56:25): | We just wanted to make fun of you |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:01:11): | :( |
| Tendies Boi | (20:48:34): | I'm drunk |
| Tendies Boi | (20:48:34): | The hands |
| Tendies Boi | (20:48:34): | The little hands |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:57:07): | The better to kill you with |
| Feathered Juden | (21:07:56): | They'll think a child strangled you |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:21:46): | :( |
| Sunday, 17 May 2015 |
| Wildcard | (09:31:58): | What's it like guys? |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:32:19): | What's what like |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:32:28): | Sex? Like warm apple pie |
| Wildcard | (09:33:08): | Being friends with a guys as awesome as me |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:33:28): | It's aight I guess |
| Tendies Boi | (09:33:30): | Each and every day is a new adventure |
| Tendies Boi | (09:33:39): | Plus makes my anus tingly |
| Wildcard | (09:33:49): | That's the HIV Pete |
| Tendies Boi | (09:34:27): | People are always saying not to share needles and I'm like "needles don't grow on trees bitch" |
| Wildcard | (09:34:48): | I told you don't us House Incubating Vacuums to clean your butt |
| Wildcard | (09:35:24): | What times the party |
| Wildcard | (09:35:36): | I'm still in NYC and my phones gunna die |
| Tendies Boi | (09:35:41): | Yea I need to know so I can show up drunk |
| Wildcard | (09:35:59): | I'm coming in bath salts |
| Wildcard | (09:36:12): | Just went bed bath and beyond |
| Wildcard | (09:36:18): | They are lavender |
| Tendies Boi | (09:37:18): | Let's go in on a really dumb gift for Lori |
| Tendies Boi | (09:37:35): | Is she getting a BA or is this like an MA or something |
| Wildcard | (09:38:59): | Let's get her an associates degree |
| Wildcard | (09:42:35): | No for real it's at 7% so what times the party |
| Tendies Boi | (09:43:08): | Invite says after 5? |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:43:10): | Come around 4 |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:43:16): | And you should be good |
| Tendies Boi | (09:43:16): | Dang |
| Wildcard | (09:43:26): | You got an invite? |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:43:44): | Her grads 1-2 it's gonna take half an hour to get out of the school and another to get back so I'd say 4. |
| Tendies Boi | (09:43:47): | Mrs K hooked me up |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:44:01): | She wanted me to drop off at your house marc |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:44:14): | But I said biiiiiiitch |
| Wildcard | (09:44:23): | Then you got high |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:44:29): | Yea |
| Tendies Boi | (09:45:10): | Now I'm relaxed |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:45:26): | Ayyyy |
| Wildcard | (09:45:52): | Somebody's gotta bang her |
| Wildcard | (09:46:01): | Josh. We counting on you buddy |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:55:58): | I think josh got his fill last night |
| Tendies Boi | (09:56:18): | \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:56:19): | Or should I say some girl got her fill of josh last night |
| Wildcard | (10:49:40): | Of militant atheism? |
| Tendies Boi | (10:55:51): | Oh yea josh fill me up with your atheistic worldview |
| Wildcard | (10:57:56): | Josh stops if she says oh God |
| Wildcard | (10:58:03): | And debates her |
| Feathered Juden | (11:35:35): | She said o God. I say fuck god. |
| Wildcard | (12:00:42): | You misspelled HE |
| Feathered Juden | (12:20:39): | What are you heathens making for the little get together |
| Tendies Boi | (12:24:37): | Quad PM |
| Wildcard | (12:25:12): | Drinks |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:30:08): | Sausage and peppers keilbasa/saurkraut penne vodka how dogs hamburgers and tastee subs |
| Wildcard | (12:34:29): | Fag |
| Tendies Boi | (12:38:10): | I want penne vodka on a hamburger bun |
| Tendies Boi | (12:38:16): | No drinking for me though lol |
| Wildcard | (12:45:22): | No drinking water you mean |
| Tendies Boi | (13:22:28): | Of course |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:30:13): | Actually it will probably run late |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:30:18): | I'll text you when to come |
| Tendies Boi | (14:38:43): | Ok |
| Wildcard | (14:41:14): | I'll show up when I Damn please |
| Wildcard | (14:41:28): | Also in getting a train now so that's good. |
| Wildcard | (15:22:27): | So what does Lori want. Like shoe laces or something |
| Feathered Juden | (15:24:06): | Woops. I got her a toilet brush |
| Wildcard | (15:24:25): | Ill get her gum |
| Feathered Juden | (16:23:21): | #GetRichQuick |
| Wildcard | (16:29:56): | Steve will give her investment tips |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:48:37): | You don't have to get her anything but age does like rum if you want to get her something |
| Feathered Juden | (16:59:43): | What time should we head over? |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:59:57): | Now is good |
| Tendies Boi | (17:07:09): | Leaving now |
| Feathered Juden | (17:09:33): | Ribs are finishing up |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:11:45): | Cool |
| Wildcard | (17:16:34): | Coming now |
| Monday, 18 May 2015 |
| Tendies Boi | (00:05:18): | new season of aqua teen is pretty good... gonna miss this show |
| Feathered Juden | (14:47:46): | None |
| Feathered Juden | (14:47:50): | thoughts? |
| Feathered Juden | (14:50:01): | 500 cards for $23.08 |
| Tendies Boi | (15:09:44): | I don't like it to be honest. I'd prefer a horizontal card |
| Feathered Juden | (15:11:09): | i'm not a fan of the text portion |
| Feathered Juden | (15:11:21): | what do you think of the stick figure though? |
| Feathered Juden | (15:23:37): | None |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:29:31): | I don't like the mismatch from the text being horizontal and the guy being vertical. I think a small horizontal guy would be better |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:29:44): | Also officially went from temp to full time |
| Tendies Boi | (15:31:37): | Congrats Brian |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:32:12): | Thanks. Josh were ya looking at t shirts too |
| Feathered Juden | (15:36:35): | eventually |
| Feathered Juden | (15:36:41): | cangrats doc chak |
| Feathered Juden | (15:36:54): | 40k a year or something? |
| Feathered Juden | (15:37:59): | None |
| Feathered Juden | (15:38:13): | no backside on this one |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:38:28): | Starting at 32 they said they're is room to move up though for sure. Honestly don't know how long I'll be here want to study for my next exam and then start applying again but I need the steady income |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:38:53): | And I think there's too many men on that card lol |
| Feathered Juden | (15:39:09): | much cheaper to do one sided cards too |
| Tendies Boi | (15:39:09): | it's a fair salary for entry level |
| Tendies Boi | (15:39:12): | let |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:39:26): | Yea can't really complain lol |
| Tendies Boi | (15:39:26): | let's just do one sided. we have to have like "website: doing.biz" otherwise some people might not get it |
| Tendies Boi | (15:40:21): | like they might just associate .com or .net with websites and not really get the .biz part |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:40:44): | I agree with pete on sided just the site and then maybe the business man under the url |
| Tendies Boi | (15:41:44): | also are we using #wedobusiness |
| Tendies Boi | (15:42:14): | there already are a lot of posts for that tag |
| Feathered Juden | (15:44:02): | if there's already a lot of posts, that works in our favor. it will drive more traffic to us |
| Feathered Juden | (15:45:02): | None |
| Tendies Boi | (15:47:04): | idk still not liking the stick dude |
| Tendies Boi | (15:47:11): | doesn't immediately indicate this is a website |
| Tendies Boi | (15:47:15): | just looks off centered |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:47:36): | I don't like the stick dude being used as the period |
| Feathered Juden | (15:47:37): | it looks too plaint if its just tect though |
| Feathered Juden | (15:47:50): | text* |
| Tendies Boi | (15:48:25): | what else can we cram on there |
| Feathered Juden | (15:48:39): | gimme a few minutes |
| Feathered Juden | (15:53:47): | None |
| Tendies Boi | (15:55:39): | se now it's too busy. but the front looks better |
| Tendies Boi | (15:55:46): | can we create a logo? and throw it on the card |
| Feathered Juden | (15:56:07): | yeah. completely blank slate or we can use a template |
| Feathered Juden | (16:19:33): | None |
| Feathered Juden | (16:20:53): | the qr code links to doing.biz |
| Feathered Juden | (16:29:18): | None |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:30:51): | I like it better without the QR code |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:31:02): | It's too much on one side with it I think |
| Feathered Juden | (16:37:08): | None |
| Feathered Juden | (16:37:19): | None |
| Tendies Boi | (16:44:38): | Let's create a logo |
| Feathered Juden | (16:48:36): | None |
| Wildcard | (16:49:35): | I have a little free time. I'm going to make a proposal of selling business. What are our colors? |
| Feathered Juden | (16:49:58): | all white |
| Feathered Juden | (16:53:25): | i dunno, I'm not feeling the "visit us at" kinda stuff |
| Feathered Juden | (16:54:03): | i prefer the last one I made |
| Feathered Juden | (16:54:15): | using the head as the "o" |
| Feathered Juden | (16:54:42): | you dont think people will understand that doing.biz is a url? |
| Feathered Juden | (16:56:22): | and cards are handed out in person anyway. any of us could just say, "visit our site" or "check us out at..." |
| Tendies Boi | (17:04:37): | Our colors need to be white and off white |
| Tendies Boi | (17:04:52): | The only thing that won't be white in our office is our silver iMacs |
| Wildcard | (17:10:54): | I sent a proposal. Check your emails. |
| Wildcard | (17:11:06): | I'll make a deck later |
| Tendies Boi | (17:11:46): | interesting |
| Tendies Boi | (17:11:51): | everything seems more official now |
| Wildcard | (17:12:19): | I'll make the deck tomorrow. I don't want to stay |
| Feathered Juden | (17:12:42): | no clue what a deck is, but yeah, definitely looking official |
| Tendies Boi | (17:12:52): | deck is business for powerpoint |
| Wildcard | (17:16:01): | Send me all the assets on the websites so I can put it in the deck. I'll make fake case studies too |
| Feathered Juden | (17:17:35): | I cant really send you anything yet until we start paying for squarespace |
| Wildcard | (17:17:55): | Send me the text |
| Feathered Juden | (17:17:57): | the trial expired so we're very limited with what we can do on the site |
| Wildcard | (17:18:00): | That's all I need |
| Feathered Juden | (19:01:01): | so this happened last night |
| Feathered Juden | (19:01:03): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60 |
| Tendies Boi | (19:30:28): | Yea I saw that |
| Tuesday, 19 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (10:11:14): | This negro is employed |
| Wildcard | (10:11:43): | You finally got into the sex slave business. Good for you |
| Feathered Juden | (10:12:17): | No condoms. It's torture |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:12:41): | Nice where at? |
| Feathered Juden | (10:12:50): | ClassPass.com |
| Tendies Boi | (10:13:24): | Congrats |
| Feathered Juden | (10:13:31): | Skanks |
| Feathered Juden | (10:13:41): | Hear back from HP? |
| Tendies Boi | (10:13:52): | Nope |
| Wildcard | (10:14:05): | How you gunna work there if you can't put up numbers |
| Feathered Juden | (10:14:08): | You write them a follow-up email? |
| Wildcard | (10:14:13): | Also congrats |
| Wildcard | (10:14:35): | Yea definitely follow up Pete. Show you want it |
| Feathered Juden | (10:14:45): | My butthole can handle whatever is thrown at it. Don't you worry Marc |
| Feathered Juden | (10:14:59): | Or in it |
| Wildcard | (10:15:10): | What will you be doing |
| Tendies Boi | (10:15:21): | it's only been like 2 days so far so idk if i will follow up yet. so far im just trying to embrace my quarter life crisis |
| Feathered Juden | (10:15:54): | Customer support. But I've got health insurance and a free ClassPass membership which is like $1200/year |
| Feathered Juden | (10:16:23): | It was last week right? |
| Tendies Boi | (10:16:25): | awww yea |
| Tendies Boi | (10:16:30): | yeah i think friday |
| Feathered Juden | (10:16:49): | Definitely follow up. You don't want them to forget that beautiful punim |
| Tendies Boi | (10:17:04): | after two days? |
| Wildcard | (10:17:12): | Wait three |
| Wildcard | (10:17:18): | You don't want to be clingy |
| Feathered Juden | (10:17:31): | 2 work days. It's been more. There was a weekend in between |
| Tendies Boi | (10:17:42): | well nothing would happen on the weekend |
| Feathered Juden | (10:18:19): | Just cause the mail isn't delivered one day a week doesn't mean there's only 6 days in a week |
| Wildcard | (10:19:26): | Exactly |
| Tendies Boi | (10:19:27): | i will probably considering following through on like friday. got a skype interview this morning at 11 for a job i have no intention of taking |
| Feathered Juden | (10:19:36): | Plus, the earlier you touch base in the work week, the more likely you are to hear back. Mondays are statistically the best day to get responses |
| Tendies Boi | (10:19:45): | true |
| Tendies Boi | (10:19:57): | could take a while to drum up an offer tho with such a big company |
| Feathered Juden | (10:20:24): | What's the place today? |
| Tendies Boi | (10:20:53): | it's an IT job for some hedge fund in NYC |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:22:50): | Congrats josh and from what I hear hedge funds are full of assholes typically |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:23:05): | And statistically are higher sociopaths/psychopaths than the general population |
| Tendies Boi | (10:23:06): | it's a temp to hire job so not worth it for me |
| Feathered Juden | (10:23:15): | Like NGBM. You'll fit right in |
| Tendies Boi | (10:23:18): | plus it's in nyc and i'd have to wear a suit every day |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:23:32): | Sheep's clothes |
| Wildcard | (10:23:36): | Wait really. I should have gone into that |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:24:17): | Yea wall street and investment banking have one of the highest percentages of sociopaths |
| Wildcard | (10:24:27): | I'm home |
| Wildcard | (10:24:41): | Also you all have power point? |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:24:48): | Yarp |
| Tendies Boi | (10:25:06): | durr |
| Wildcard | (10:25:12): | I made a shitty deck |
| Feathered Juden | (10:25:47): | CIA agents are also notoriously sociopathic. Make for better liars |
| Feathered Juden | (10:26:06): | Point me to the Power bro |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:27:11): | Karabinchak.brian@gmail.com |
| Wildcard | (10:27:19): | All I did was use buzz words |
| Wildcard | (10:27:27): | I need to ad graphics |
| Wildcard | (10:27:37): | Brian gets nothing. He's the numbers guy |
| Wildcard | (10:27:46): | He ONLY GETS NUMBERS |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:28:58): | I'm getting tired of dreaming in excel |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:29:06): | Seriously it's driving me slowly insane |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:29:14): | Help me |
| Tendies Boi | (10:29:42): | it's going to get worse before it gets better |
| Wildcard | (10:29:46): | Honestly. Poop. Like at work. Just walk around a lot |
| Tendies Boi | (10:29:48): | only 40 more years to go |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:30:22): | I already use the bathroom a lot cause I drink a lot of water here |
| Tendies Boi | (10:31:22): | shitting at work is great |
| Feathered Juden | (10:32:29): | Not if you're a trucker |
| Wildcard | (10:37:42): | What is a good tinder opener |
| Feathered Juden | (10:38:34): | I like my women like I like my beer. Bubbly and brimming with yeast |
| Wildcard | (10:39:13): | I like my women like I like my China. Locked in my Cubard |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:39:18): | Depends what's the girl like |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:39:49): | Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is fucked up |
| Wildcard | (10:40:19): | Was your dad a terrorist. Cause your brown |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:42:23): | Girl are you down like a clown to let me go to brown town |
| Tendies Boi | (10:44:47): | a simple "ayo bitch" will suffice |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:46:45): | Yea honestly saying "fill in the blank (___)___-____" will work decently well to get you a number lol |
| Feathered Juden | (10:51:24): | There's always the classic\u2026 |
| Feathered Juden | (10:51:44): | ABC_EFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:55:39): | Am I gonna some boob or not? |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:59:24): | See some* |
| Wildcard | (10:59:50): | The old classic of MY DICK YO FACE. LETS DO THIS |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:29:25): | I'm glad I'm not a woman on tinder lol |
| Wildcard | (12:43:47): | Dick pics all day |
| Tendies Boi | (12:52:39): | It must suck to be a woman. Just dudes sending you dick pics all day |
| Wildcard | (12:55:19): | You mean awesome. Imagine tits all day |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:55:29): | I don't think it's the same |
| Wildcard | (12:55:44): | Let a man dream |
| Wildcard | (12:55:57): | I don't want to do work today |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:56:23): | Just listen to taking care of business and drink a coffee |
| Wildcard | (12:57:08): | Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:14:56): | I think they're hip |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:15:02): | Hip enough to be square |
| Feathered Juden | (14:05:11): | GoDaddy transfer went through. doing.biz is all ours boys |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:07:13): | Awww yeaaa |
| Wildcard | (14:11:22): | The biz boys are back |
| Feathered Juden | (14:12:33): | They never left |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:13:46): | Now just port squarespace to it and we are set |
| Feathered Juden | (14:14:22): | Need to pay for square space too |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:14:38): | Hoe much for the yesr |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:14:41): | Year* |
| Feathered Juden | (14:20:05): | $96 I think |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:20:28): | Aight I'll eat some of that |
| Wildcard | (14:49:15): | I'm not made of money. I got bill. Wait no. I got a wife. Nope. Kids? Maybe but I don't know about them |
| Tendies Boi | (18:13:11): | Woo got an offer with HP |
| Feathered Juden | (18:13:58): | Congrats. This has been a good week for the biz boys |
| Wildcard | (18:14:01): | Hey oh |
| Feathered Juden | (18:14:08): | 3 job offers is it |
| Tendies Boi | (18:14:27): | Yea 3 offers in one week lol |
| Feathered Juden | (18:14:54): | Our techniques are solid |
| Tendies Boi | (18:15:14): | Step 1: never break eye contact |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:15:46): | Congrats pete |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:16:05): | You taking it? |
| Feathered Juden | (18:19:36): | Of course he is. He already said, "I start tomorrow!" |
| Feathered Juden | (18:19:43): | That was before the offer |
| Tendies Boi | (18:20:42): | Yea I'm taking it |
| Tendies Boi | (18:21:04): | Feels good to have benefits again |
| Feathered Juden | (18:23:53): | Yeah. I'm getting benefits literally one week before they run out |
| Wildcard | (19:11:24): | I had to wait |
| Tendies Boi | (20:53:27): | AC is $50 each |
| Tendies Boi | (20:53:46): | To Jessie |
| Wildcard | (20:53:56): | I ain't paying shit |
| Wildcard | (20:54:17): | Tell her come at me bro |
| Feathered Juden | (20:58:34): | Doubt I can come |
| Feathered Juden | (20:59:02): | Should probably spend my time apartment/airbnb hunting |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:02:21): | Where you looking to live? |
| Feathered Juden | (21:06:31): | Mark Cuban wrote a book: "How to win at the sport of business" |
| Feathered Juden | (21:08:18): | Hopefully I'll end up in Manhattan. I hate commuting |
| Wildcard | (21:27:02): | That's some serious money |
| Tendies Boi | (21:48:43): | Yea Manhattan is expensive. Would you considerbrooklyn |
| Wildcard | (21:49:02): | No hipster |
| Feathered Juden | (22:01:08): | Yeah |
| Wednesday, 20 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (12:48:43): | I might say fuck it and come with to AC. When do you leave and when do you return? |
| Tendies Boi | (13:21:56): | Going down on the 30th, coming back the 31st |
| Feathered Juden | (13:23:08): | O shit. I thought it was this weekend |
| Feathered Juden | (13:23:31): | I'll have to get back to you |
| Tendies Boi | (13:54:57): | No problem |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:56:51): | Cmon ya dangus |
| Feathered Juden | (14:16:02): | https://instagram.com/p/26AoGVE7D2/ |
| Feathered Juden | (14:16:37): | https://instagram.com/p/25_-_yk7Co/ |
| Feathered Juden | (14:19:01): | https://instagram.com/p/2uzevLk7Em/ |
| Wildcard | (21:04:33): | This is weird |
| Tendies Boi | (21:07:38): | Someone somewhere is masturbating to this now |
| Wildcard | (21:08:21): | That is sadly true |
| Thursday, 21 May 2015 |
| Wildcard | (19:46:23): | Bad Blood by Taylor swifts video is so bad |
| Tendies Boi | (20:24:03): | Never saw/heard it |
| Wildcard | (20:34:19): | UFC 187 should be great |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:53:03): | I went to my dad's stock club meeting |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:53:37): | There were a surprising number of dick and midget jokes made, 2 featuring both |
| Tendies Boi | (21:36:30): | Drum up any NGBM investors? |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:37:38): | I'm warming them up said I know this new hot ipo for a company of men who do biz at a next gen level |
| Friday, 22 May 2015 |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:15:05): | None |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:37:15): | None |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:37:20): | Clickhole is too good |
| Tendies Boi | (16:04:55): | do you guys think it's safe for me to smoke yet |
| Tendies Boi | (16:06:45): | i accepted the offer yesterday and it doesn't say anything about a drug test. i just had to fill out a questionnaire and there was a few mentions of a drug test. i just dont want to fuck stuff up |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:09:29): | Ask if there's anything left to do for your employment to be official |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:09:45): | Any more forms or whatever to fill out |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:10:02): | Or tests to take then give them a wink and mime smoking a j |
| Tendies Boi | (16:10:20): | seems like i'm good to go but i don't want to call up and act really shady lol |
| Tendies Boi | (16:10:36): | i mean HP has its HQ in silicon valley, they probably dont drug test anyway right |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:10:47): | Oh you're out of office now? Did you have your first official day yet? |
| Tendies Boi | (16:10:57): | i start june 15th |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:11:58): | Just send an email asking if your all set up to start working then, but I would say your probably ok. |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:13:11): | I think I'm the only one left in the office |
| Tendies Boi | (16:13:44): | time to blaze up |
| Feathered Juden | (16:13:48): | Don't. Better safe than sorry |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:14:07): | Nah smoke up johnny |
| Tendies Boi | (16:14:11): | choices choices |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:14:22): | How often have you been smoking |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:14:26): | Before this |
| Tendies Boi | (16:14:28): | like the offer letter has no indication they even do random drug testing lol |
| Tendies Boi | (16:14:30): | not at all |
| Tendies Boi | (16:14:42): | i quit when i realized i was going to probably lose my job soon |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:14:58): | Well if you do it only once it'll be out before June 15 most likely but if you do it more than that if you had to take a drug test you'd probably fail |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:15:18): | Get a drug test kit, see if your clean now |
| Tendies Boi | (16:15:21): | if theyre gonna drug test tho thats going to be before my first day |
| Tendies Boi | (16:15:23): | i am clean now |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:15:26): | If so save some urine and your set |
| Tendies Boi | (16:15:27): | havent smoked in over a month |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:15:40): | So pee in a cup now and throw it in the fridge |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:15:46): | Bam |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:16:53): | Then day of drug testing fill up a condom with it, tie it off, tape it to the inside of your leg and you are good to go |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:17:07): | That's how athletes did it before the whizzinator |
| Tendies Boi | (16:17:08): | id rather just not smoke lol |
| Tendies Boi | (16:17:22): | if they drug test they'll usually indicate that on the offer letter |
| Tendies Boi | (16:17:23): | right? |
| Tendies Boi | (16:17:27): | none of my jobs ever tested |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:17:40): | Well I know some applications I filled out say it there |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:18:07): | And if you check off that you agree they can do it because you already agreed |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:18:22): | I don't think they're obligated to tell you again in the offer letter if you already said you'd take one |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:18:25): | But I'm not sure |
| Tendies Boi | (16:18:34): | hmm |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:18:55): | Just booze it up |
| Tendies Boi | (16:19:22): | ehh |
| Tendies Boi | (16:19:27): | ive done that too much lol |
| Feathered Juden | (16:20:16): | Just wait |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:20:19): | Same lol. My stomach and liver hate me. I'll drink in AC but I'm stopping for a while after that |
| Tendies Boi | (16:23:18): | yea i guess i'll probably wait |
| Wildcard | (16:30:55): | Booze. Who said booze. I'm in |
| Tendies Boi | (16:31:07): | so now i have no work till the 15th and i cant smoke. this is some kind of sick joke |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:35:45): | It's god punishing you for the sins of your father |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:35:54): | Or its just bad luck |
| Tendies Boi | (16:36:36): | eh i'll probably smoke in a few days when i'm sure |
| Wildcard | (16:46:19): | My plans got cancelled. Who's down to party |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:47:14): | Can't going to PA for memorial day |
| Tendies Boi | (16:47:36): | i'll be in NB tonight |
| Wildcard | (16:48:10): | Looks like I'll catch up on my videos games |
| Feathered Juden | (19:23:01): | Where in NB? |
| Tendies Boi | (19:23:42): | Not sure yet |
| Feathered Juden | (22:04:48): | Where you at Petey Pablo? |
| Tendies Boi | (22:27:25): | I'm at world of beer lol |
| Saturday, 23 May 2015 |
| Wildcard | (15:38:19): | None |
| GroupMe | (15:38:51): | Wildcard changed name to The Sexy One |
| GroupMe | (16:00:24): | Tendies Boi changed name to The Stud |
| The Stud | (17:35:42): | Power |
| Feathered Juden | (17:36:19): | Powwwwhhhherrrr |
| Feathered Juden | (17:38:58): | The men doing anything tonight? |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:48:23): | I'm up in PA till monday |
| Feathered Juden | (17:49:48): | Shut up @Ronald McDonald. Wasn't asking you. |
| The Sexy One | (17:56:03): | I'm free |
| The Stud | (18:02:55): | I'm in south jersey now. Be back tomorrow. I'm prob free tomorrow night if you guys aren't doing anything |
| Sunday, 24 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (13:17:12): | None |
| Feathered Juden | (13:17:28): | I think I'm gonna order 500 of these for myself |
| Feathered Juden | (13:17:58): | pete and I had talked about each of us having unique business cards with whatever we want on them |
| The Sexy One | (13:38:21): | Why not the same. We are a company |
| Feathered Juden | (13:46:09): | it doesn't matter if they're the same because we're not a company |
| Feathered Juden | (13:47:24): | just make a card you're happy with. |
| The Sexy One | (14:03:07): | Penis it is |
| The Sexy One | (14:03:22): | Wanna do something tonight |
| Feathered Juden | (14:10:16): | Game of thrones and shit is on |
| The Stud | (15:02:38): | Want to watch game of thrones tonight? |
| The Stud | (15:02:55): | I'm gonna go see mad max soon but I'm free after |
| Feathered Juden | (15:26:00): | I've got HBO. I may actually meet with a lady later so I'll keep you posted |
| The Stud | (15:29:07): | Ok let me know if you need me to sit in between you guys to quell the sexual tension |
| Feathered Juden | (15:29:55): | You can be the middle spoon |
| The Sexy One | (15:55:13): | Cool invite. I wanna spoon |
| Monday, 25 May 2015 |
| The Stud | (11:23:47): | i'm going to go to south jersey next friday, are you guys all cool to drive together to AC on saturday? |
| The Sexy One | (11:24:07): | I need a ride |
| The Sexy One | (11:24:29): | So brye can I jam in |
| The Stud | (11:25:10): | \ufffd |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:48:37): | Yea marc |
| Feathered Juden | (12:49:05): | You home Brian? |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:52:08): | Not yet |
| Feathered Juden | (12:53:04): | Let me know so we can get the site up |
| Feathered Juden | (19:56:26): | Site is going live tonight |
| The Sexy One | (19:57:44): | We should all be ther |
| The Sexy One | (19:57:49): | Also I'm writing stuff |
| Feathered Juden | (19:59:38): | Good. Brian and I were thinking we need to post something once or twice a week. Not each of us, but in total |
| Feathered Juden | (20:00:27): | And the black woman at park ave diner, the one we wrote skits about, said we look like we're making a movie. |
| The Sexy One | (20:03:37): | Cool invite |
| Feathered Juden | (20:04:16): | You could've come |
| The Sexy One | (20:14:21): | I was not invited or told a time. So boo you whore |
| Feathered Juden | (20:14:48): | you could've assumed |
| The Sexy One | (20:15:08): | You know I don't assume. My father was an assumption |
| Feathered Juden | (21:25:25): | we're live |
| Feathered Juden | (21:25:30): | doing.biz |
| Feathered Juden | (21:25:48): | www.doing.biz |
| The Sexy One | (21:26:38): | Now that it's live we need better pictures |
| The Sexy One | (21:27:38): | Pete looks like a back up dancer to One Direction. I look like I like clopping and Brian is an alcoholic. |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:28:21): | I kinda like mine though too. But probably better for myself If I use a new one |
| The Sexy One | (21:28:49): | Yea we will take picture in AC |
| The Sexy One | (21:28:57): | We will be dressed up |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:30:13): | Aight |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:30:21): | What should we put in our first post |
| The Sexy One | (21:30:30): | Dicks |
| Feathered Juden | (21:30:42): | so far it reads: "If you were not already aware, we are the Next Gen Biz Men (NGBM). We Do Business." |
| Feathered Juden | (21:30:52): | wanna just leave it at that |
| Feathered Juden | (21:30:53): | ? |
| Feathered Juden | (21:31:08): | our future posts will obviously be more detailed |
| The Sexy One | (21:45:31): | Just finished my first article |
| The Sexy One | (21:45:49): | Will send it over for edits and critics and then go live. |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:46:08): | Ok send it to nextgenbizmen@gmail.com |
| The Sexy One | (21:48:40): | Send |
| The Sexy One | (21:49:09): | It was quick. If you guys want to add more ideas to it you can |
| The Sexy One | (21:50:43): | Can we start shut with next gem biz man ? |
| The Sexy One | (21:51:02): | I want to make him cry for having a similar idea as U.S. |
| GroupMe | (21:51:54): | The Sexy One changed the group's avatar |
| Feathered Juden | (21:52:32): | we had it first actually |
| Feathered Juden | (21:52:42): | two years ago we started all the social media accounts |
| The Sexy One | (21:52:57): | Well then screw him |
| Feathered Juden | (21:53:21): | we'll definitely write some shit about him |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:53:21): | I agree first things first crush the competition |
| Feathered Juden | (21:53:25): | start beef |
| The Sexy One | (21:54:12): | Also we need to make business tanks. So when you wann be formal but wanna show everyone you are better then they are because you lift |
| Feathered Juden | (22:07:24): | Marc, do you have that picture of me from Sushi Palace |
| Feathered Juden | (22:07:26): | ? |
| Feathered Juden | (22:07:32): | without the meme shit on top |
| The Sexy One | (22:07:52): | None |
| The Sexy One | (22:07:59): | Never leave home with out it |
| Tuesday, 26 May 2015 |
| The Stud | (12:15:33): | http://www.appy-geek.com/Web/ArticleWeb.aspx?regionid=3&articleid=42292737&source=digest&tagid=-9&tagname=Top+Stories |
| The Stud | (12:15:36): | i blame marc |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:16:07): | Damn last I heard it was a million a day |
| The Sexy One | (12:21:41): | They spend a lot |
| The Sexy One | (12:22:11): | Like 100 K in marketing a day |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:22:59): | That's only 2 of there daily though |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:23:22): | Gotta spend money to make money |
| The Sexy One | (12:23:49): | Overhead and shit. Plus the lifespan of the app is only like 4 years |
| The Sexy One | (12:24:00): | It's actually lasting a long time |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:24:45): | Yea I was gonna say it's been on out for more than 4 I thought and it seems to be coming up more with all the commercials |
| The Stud | (12:26:15): | This seems like the one smartphone game that will actually be out for a while. those army building games are my guilty pleasure and clash is one of the best in terms of the game making microtransactions less necessary |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:27:48): | Yea been playing over a year and never spent a dime but it's still entertaining enough that I check it at least once a day |
| The Sexy One | (12:47:55): | I've been over 3 I think. And I just spend ITunes gift cards my uncle gives me |
| The Sexy One | (13:44:42): | None |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:49:08): | Josh is at his first day of class pass quick let's all make fun of him before he can check his phone |
| The Sexy One | (13:49:52): | What a fine upstanding individual. To bad he is a dirty stinky filthy democrate |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:51:23): | I hope your god doesn't have any dairy in it |
| The Stud | (13:52:23): | Class pass? More like ass pass |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:53:04): | Ass pass for the whole class |
| The Stud | (15:06:32): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/stephen-hawkings-message-little-girl-who-wants-be--2442?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| Feathered Juden | (18:22:21): | I took the nastiest, most watery diarrhea during orientation this morning |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:24:43): | Did you say guess who just passed ass at class pass? |
| Feathered Juden | (18:25:04): | It would've been redundant |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:25:28): | Oh cause everyone poops |
| Feathered Juden | (18:25:56): | Cause I took 5 minutes |
| The Stud | (18:26:44): | My nigga |
| The Stud | (18:31:33): | Look how jacked this kangaroo is |
| Feathered Juden | (18:32:46): | Joey be juicin' |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:49:44): | Dam he must workout |
| The Sexy One | (19:27:20): | You guys wanna come to class on Saturday with me |
| Feathered Juden | (19:27:56): | Don't think I can do ac this weekend. May move to a place in Hoboken on Sunday. |
| The Sexy One | (19:28:14): | Copy cat |
| Feathered Juden | (19:28:14): | Month to month sublet for 1050/month |
| The Sexy One | (19:28:34): | Rentings a suckers game |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:29:28): | Middle class is dying well all be renting till we die |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:29:41): | Thanks obama |
| The Sexy One | (19:29:55): | I ain't renting shit. I'm buying. |
| The Sexy One | (19:30:13): | No seriously I refuse to rent |
| The Sexy One | (19:31:58): | Only if you need it. Like Pete |
| The Sexy One | (19:32:07): | He didn't have a place. Then it's okay to rent |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:32:16): | Nah I want to rent until I know where I want to live |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:34:28): | Also property taxes |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:34:38): | And a mortgage |
| The Stud | (19:34:43): | Renting isn't necessarily a suckers game. Owning is expensive |
| The Sexy One | (19:35:04): | That's why you save until you can buy. |
| The Sexy One | (19:35:11): | That's what my family has done |
| The Sexy One | (19:35:23): | Live at home until you can afford a place |
| The Stud | (19:35:24): | Not always possible |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:35:31): | I'd like to rent till I find a place I like enough where I'd like to live. How do I know I'll buy right right away |
| The Sexy One | (19:35:36): | I know hat |
| Feathered Juden | (19:35:57): | You're all fools. This is America. Just pillage |
| The Sexy One | (19:36:02): | If you have to rent then you have to |
| The Sexy One | (19:36:14): | RAPING AND PILLAGING |
| The Stud | (19:36:18): | What if you work somewhere that isn't commutable from your parents place? Or you want your own place |
| The Sexy One | (19:36:41): | Then you don't work there lol |
| Feathered Juden | (19:36:42): | Or if your only making $38k |
| The Sexy One | (19:36:53): | I guess it's different for my sister and I. |
| Feathered Juden | (19:37:07): | Joo |
| The Sexy One | (19:37:16): | We can only really work in big cities. NY Is the best for Media |
| The Stud | (19:37:21): | So it's better to be unemployed than rent? Lol |
| The Sexy One | (19:37:21): | So she commutes |
| The Sexy One | (19:37:30): | Yes |
| The Stud | (19:37:37): | Lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:37:49): | I mean you can really only rent in the city unless your loaded |
| The Sexy One | (19:37:50): | If rather be dead then a damn dirty serf |
| The Sexy One | (19:38:13): | I sleep on stacks of hudies |
| The Stud | (19:39:45): | If you rent you don't have to pay for any maintenance either which is nice. Long term renting is dumb but not all renting is |
| The Sexy One | (19:40:06): | I like fixing shit |
| The Sexy One | (19:40:21): | Plus. Kids |
| The Sexy One | (19:40:24): | I want a slave |
| The Sexy One | (19:40:27): | I mean son |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:40:35): | I like not paying property taxes though |
| The Sexy One | (19:40:54): | You don't need to pay taxes |
| The Sexy One | (19:41:07): | Look at Wesley snipes |
| The Sexy One | (19:41:14): | He didn't pay taxes and he's rich |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:42:57): | Also if you change your mind about location instead of just not renewing your lease you have go out and sell it possibly at a loss depending on the market. Idk when I do move out I plan to rent for a while |
| The Sexy One | (19:43:21): | Just be rich |
| The Sexy One | (19:43:37): | This is where NGBM will happen |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:45:17): | And don't even get me started on homeowners insurance |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:45:28): | Thank you |
| The Sexy One | (20:30:19): | It's terrible |
| Feathered Juden | (22:01:35): | http://www.doing.biz/themen/ |
| Feathered Juden | (22:01:45): | let me know if this will suffice |
| The Stud | (22:08:15): | Perfect |
| Ronald McDonald | (22:12:48): | That's hilarious |
| Ronald McDonald | (22:12:54): | Also it works too lol |
| Feathered Juden | (22:45:32): | just wrote a new post: the 1st day |
| Feathered Juden | (22:45:36): | It's your first day on the job and in all likelihood, on-boarding will come first. \nWHAT IS ON-BOARDING?\nForget drinking the Kool-Aid. On-boarding is the process by which your new employer teaches you to brew their special "house blend" of Kool-Aid. They divulge all of their trade secrets.\xa0\nENTICING PERKS\nFlashy technology will\xa0be foisted upon you.\xa0Women of the office will be put on parade for your perusal. \xa0\nDo not be phased, as these are merely\xa0ploys to draw your attention away from what really\xa0matters: your dominance.\xa0\nFIRST IMPRESSIONS\nSpeaking from experience, I abruptly left my on-boarding session to evacuate a mighty fierce storm of diarrhea from my bowels. I was certain that the underside of my testicles was stained brown. What was some twit from HR going to teach me that I couldn't teach myself? Nothing. So I left the room, defecated, wiped, washed, and then reentered the crowded room\xa0with the gait of a sodomized\xa0Penguin. |
| Feathered Juden | (22:46:20): | Completely unrelated... Birds have cloacas, meaning they only have one orifice for their excretions, both urine and feces. The cloaca also houses avian genitals. Can birds be sodomized? Seriously. |
| Feathered Juden | (22:46:22): | Come to think of it, imagine if humans had cloacas. Vaginass: it's like having your cake and eating it, too. If the lizard people really run this country, which they do, we must begin harassing the American Medical Association for keeping this matter a secret. I'll be the first to line up to see Obama's Penass. |
| Ronald McDonald | (22:50:27): | I like the article, dunno bout the lizard people lol |
| Feathered Juden | (22:51:50): | End it on vaginass? |
| The Stud | (22:58:58): | Can birds be sodomized, hmmm |
| Feathered Juden | (23:00:11): | only one hole |
| Feathered Juden | (23:00:15): | ya know |
| Ronald McDonald | (23:00:58): | All sex is double penetrstion for birds then huh |
| Feathered Juden | (23:01:25): | only dp cause the one hole is dual purpose |
| The Stud | (23:01:44): | I'm about to dp that parakeet |
| Feathered Juden | (23:02:29): | imma dp that flamingo |
| Feathered Juden | (23:02:38): | in fact, imma pink sock that flamingo |
| Feathered Juden | (23:06:31): | completely unrelated, I got a call from thompson reuters this morning. I didnt call them back, but in the message the woman asked what I am doing in my accounting department? |
| Feathered Juden | (23:06:55): | think they only contacted me cause my name is on the backend of the website? |
| The Stud | (23:09:00): | Lol call them back |
| Feathered Juden | (23:12:50): | I'm tempted to |
| The Stud | (23:14:43): | I might email a venture capitalist lol |
| Feathered Juden | (23:31:03): | My director of operations is a venture capitalist |
| The Stud | (23:52:36): | Ask him if he wants to invest in a business that's constantly expanding (anus stretching) |
| Feathered Juden | (23:54:07): | Anus stretching can only go so far before it tears. Like a bubble bursting |
| The Stud | (23:55:01): | This can be a part of our series "Business Metaphors for Homosexuals" |
| Feathered Juden | (23:56:17): | Homosexuals are due for a rebranding |
| Wednesday, 27 May 2015 |
| The Sexy One | (07:16:41): | The Fuck did I just wake up to |
| The Sexy One | (07:16:58): | IM ON VACATION |
| Feathered Juden | (07:24:32): | Read the post to my dad. He likes the cloaca bit |
| Ronald McDonald | (08:42:55): | Wait you do you want to include the part about bird vaginasses |
| The Stud | (08:43:32): | I learned so much about double teaming birds though |
| Feathered Juden | (08:43:40): | Yeah. What's wrong with tangents? |
| Ronald McDonald | (08:47:45): | Ah now I see it's cause you walked like a sodomized penguin that you talked about it |
| Ronald McDonald | (08:48:08): | I see the connection now |
| Feathered Juden | (08:49:39): | Yeah |
| Feathered Juden | (08:49:52): | Descriptive, right? |
| Ronald McDonald | (08:50:50): | Maybe end it with like "well my boss is yelling me to stop googling bird porn so gotta get back to work" or something. |
| Feathered Juden | (08:51:18): | I just ended it with the vaginass thing |
| Ronald McDonald | (08:51:24): | I think chronologically my article about not knowing your own title seems like a good one for right after yours. |
| Feathered Juden | (08:51:46): | I can post mine tonight |
| Ronald McDonald | (08:52:22): | I think we should talk about how we want to try to spread this now too |
| Ronald McDonald | (08:52:27): | Since we actually have a site up |
| Feathered Juden | (08:53:25): | Once or twice a week we should post something. At a minimum |
| The Sexy One | (08:54:46): | Well you got mine |
| Ronald McDonald | (08:54:49): | No I know that but like are we gonna post something on reddit? Or spread it over twitter? |
| The Sexy One | (09:05:35): | Ohh |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:09:47): | Pete When's check in on saturday |
| The Stud | (09:10:35): | Probably like 4 |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:13:28): | K |
| The Stud | (09:14:53): | If anyone in AC asks why we are there, it's to celebrate that Josh just received a lifetime achievement award from NGBM |
| The Sexy One | (09:24:33): | You guys mind is I bring my girlfriend |
| Feathered Juden | (09:25:08): | Business cards were shipped |
| Feathered Juden | (09:25:22): | Don't know when they'll arrive though |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:29:02): | You got a girlfriend now marc? |
| The Sexy One | (09:29:39): | Yea we have been pretty serious for about a year. I hit her just about everyday |
| The Stud | (09:30:31): | Lefty or eighty? |
| The Stud | (09:30:35): | Righty |
| The Sexy One | (09:30:44): | It's the gym |
| The Sexy One | (14:48:15): | My room |
| The Stud | (14:51:19): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:41:02): | Pete is you high |
| The Stud | (15:41:16): | I wish |
| The Stud | (15:42:25): | I just got an email saying I'm all cleared to start on the 15th so it sounds even more like no drug test. But still |
| The Sexy One | (16:25:34): | None |
| The Stud | (18:49:27): | dibs on the left bed |
| GroupMe | (18:50:17): | The Stud changed the group's name to Spread Them Cheeks Boy |
| The Sexy One | (19:00:40): | So I found a way to cheat the comp system |
| Feathered Juden | (19:01:30): | Go on |
| The Sexy One | (19:09:45): | You get points for betting. If you bet on roulette. All the outside spaces. You can only lose on 0 |
| The Sexy One | (19:09:50): | You bet 5 a pop |
| The Sexy One | (19:10:02): | You rack up real quick |
| The Sexy One | (19:10:44): | I got to teir 75 in like 15 minutes on 20 bucks |
| Feathered Juden | (19:10:44): | No idea what your talking about |
| The Stud | (19:10:58): | I just get drunk and wander around |
| The Sexy One | (19:11:28): | I'm going ham |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:43:23): | I'm not getting involved in any gambling/beating the house conversations lol |
| The Sexy One | (20:13:17): | Cause you think about the odds |
| The Sexy One | (20:13:31): | Bitch I'm like Elizabeth Banks. The odds are ever in my favor |
| The Sexy One | (20:35:34): | Third row back |
| The Stud | (20:36:24): | Where is that? |
| The Sexy One | (20:36:56): | Harrahs. It's Collin Jost and Michael Che |
| Feathered Juden | (20:37:13): | You're in ac right now? |
| The Sexy One | (20:37:36): | Yes |
| Feathered Juden | (20:37:55): | Also, I'm gonna post that sticker about the first day. Everyone should go on and share on Facebook one I do |
| Feathered Juden | (20:38:03): | Article* |
| Feathered Juden | (21:37:31): | Deed is done. Post is up |
| Feathered Juden | (21:37:39): | Share on social media |
| Feathered Juden | (21:37:51): | The ones you're comfortable with |
| The Stud | (21:38:14): | Deed is done? |
| Feathered Juden | (21:39:02): | First legit post |
| Feathered Juden | (21:53:27): | None |
| The Sexy One | (22:56:04): | That show was amazing |
| The Stud | (22:56:21): | What show was it? |
| The Sexy One | (22:56:33): | Colin Jost and Michael Che |
| Feathered Juden | (22:56:49): | was is weekend update live? |
| Feathered Juden | (22:56:54): | it* |
| The Sexy One | (22:57:14): | No it was so amazing. There was a heckler and they handled it so well |
| Feathered Juden | (22:58:35): | few things... |
| Feathered Juden | (22:58:47): | take a look at the men page again as I have updated it |
| Feathered Juden | (22:58:48): | http://www.doing.biz/themen/ |
| The Stud | (23:00:20): | Acceptable. Not sure how interested I am having my name or likeness on a site that feature an article that ponders whether a bird can be sodomized |
| The Stud | (23:01:02): | I love the careers page |
| Feathered Juden | (23:01:10): | honestly, i think you're fine. I have to worry because if anyone does a whois lookup, you can get all of my info with incredible ease |
| The Stud | (23:01:23): | Working knowledge of a Keurig machine or willingness to learn how to use a Keurig coffee machine |
| Feathered Juden | (23:02:28): | my mom liked that part as well |
| Feathered Juden | (23:02:44): | I like marc's picture best |
| Feathered Juden | (23:12:14): | Just looked into it and for $8/year, we can completely mask my name, home address, email address, and phone number. right now this is completely public information |
| Feathered Juden | (23:12:52): | I'd be more comfortable proceeding with this option so long as you all don't mind |
| The Sexy One | (23:13:22): | Spell my name with a K |
| Feathered Juden | (23:14:12): | done |
| Feathered Juden | (23:15:33): | anyone else want a pseudonym/ |
| Feathered Juden | (23:15:36): | ?* |
| Feathered Juden | (23:15:51): | I may go by Zack |
| Feathered Juden | (23:18:07): | Pete, you're no Gary |
| Feathered Juden | (23:18:10): | now* |
| The Stud | (23:18:20): | Perfect. Now wrestle for me |
| Feathered Juden | (23:19:08): | O, i have a friend creating a graphic for us. the little icon up top in the browser is pixelated. she's gonna send one that is much cleaner |
| Thursday, 28 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (05:36:09): | You guys play around with Periscope? We could do an NGBM live stream video broadcast |
| Feathered Juden | (05:36:17): | NGBMTV |
| Feathered Juden | (09:14:50): | Men, it's Peter's birthday. |
| The Stud | (09:15:37): | I'm not a business boy any longer. Now I'm a business man. |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:26:46): | Happy bird - day pete |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:27:07): | May your vagina ass never be sodomized |
| The Stud | (09:30:01): | I ain't no fucking bird |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:35:17): | Not yet. Also I agree with pete before about my likeness being on a site with articles about bird Sodomy lol |
| The Sexy One | (09:36:22): | That faggot. I thought nigga was hatched |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:39:17): | Nike suspected in 150 million fifa, visa is about to pull sponsorship, jack warner fifa VP is about to rat on the president and all the bribery. This is more interesting than most soccer matches tbh lol |
| The Sexy One | (13:40:15): | If this doesn't get America to like soccer nothing will |
| The Sexy One | (13:40:32): | America. You will like what we like or we will destroy it |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:41:08): | Putin also thinks this was just a ploy by the US to take away the Russian 2018 world cup |
| The Stud | (13:42:00): | This world cup stuff is ridiculous |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:42:15): | It's about time somethings been done |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:42:55): | Thing is everyone is guilty too. Germany bribed for 2006 world cup, south Africa 2010 was the result of bribery. This stuff stretches back to the 80s |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:43:30): | Australia is asking for the 40 million they spent on their 2022 world cup bid and they too are guilty of a few million in bribes |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:43:54): | And to top this all off, bill Clinton may be what started all of this |
| The Sexy One | (13:45:05): | None |
| The Stud | (14:02:12): | Y'all ever heard of Monsanto? |
| The Sexy One | (15:29:31): | I'm re watching all of Entourage |
| The Stud | (15:33:06): | Josh where can I send you an article I wrote ? |
| The Sexy One | (15:33:19): | Where mine at |
| The Stud | (15:33:37): | @Feathered Juden |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:51:07): | I'm am an excel god |
| The Stud | (16:27:02): | I sent the article to the ngbm email |
| The Sexy One | (16:37:07): | More like an Excel underling |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:37:53): | I was told the wrong project to work on yeatersay, so I spent all day today doing it till like 3 when I was told it was something else. Knocked it out in an hour. |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:38:02): | And I like the article |
| The Stud | (16:38:34): | Thanks |
| The Stud | (16:38:54): | That is the extent of the effort I am willing to put into this site |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:42:41): | You mean writing articles in general or only this one article and now you're done lol |
| The Stud | (16:56:40): | Little bit of both |
| The Stud | (17:27:15): | Btw Jessie says she needs the money for AC when you guys check in |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:29:46): | Aw man really? And aight |
| Feathered Juden | (18:26:45): | We can always change shit about the site, or edit posts. |
| Feathered Juden | (18:27:16): | I definitely can't make ac. Think I'm moving to Hoboken for sure Sunday |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:29:22): | You found a place? |
| Feathered Juden | (18:30:42): | Yeah. A friend's friend from law school |
| Feathered Juden | (18:30:49): | $1050/month |
| The Sexy One | (18:30:57): | Each? |
| The Stud | (18:30:57): | Nice |
| Feathered Juden | (18:31:15): | Yeah |
| The Sexy One | (18:31:17): | That's not bad. |
| The Sexy One | (18:31:26): | What street |
| Feathered Juden | (18:32:10): | Not sure. Don't care. Hoboken is one square mile, so everything is relatively close to the part station |
| Feathered Juden | (18:32:23): | Path* |
| The Stud | (18:32:31): | Yea you're lucky. Seems like a cool place to live. Have a housewarming party lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:32:37): | Have you seen the place? |
| Feathered Juden | (18:35:12): | Only pictures on Craigslist. It's month to month too so I can still look for places in Manhattan if I want |
| Feathered Juden | (18:35:22): | And I was thinking that if everyone is hesitant to have pictures of themselves on the site, let's just say we're a "shadowy collective" |
| Feathered Juden | (18:38:48): | And if you guys want, I can setup the site to have an email address where anyone can send a post. It'll save as a draft. I can also schedule when to release specified posts. Like if I wrote something today, edited it, but didn't want to post yet, I could set to go out at like noon on Monday |
| Feathered Juden | (18:39:09): | And @The Stud , I'll have to read your post when I get home. What's the subject? |
| The Stud | (18:39:17): | Writing resumes |
| Feathered Juden | (18:40:31): | Cool. Quality post? |
| The Stud | (18:40:46): | Define quality |
| The Stud | (18:40:56): | It has pictures that need to go in |
| Feathered Juden | (18:41:37): | No problemo |
| Feathered Juden | (18:42:07): | Any avian references? |
| The Stud | (18:42:24): | No but I can add them in |
| Feathered Juden | (18:43:09): | Think we meet our quota for a good while |
| Feathered Juden | (20:33:53): | Bunk is on a sitcom with Lt Dangle, Chandler, and the principal from Sunny |
| The Sexy One | (20:40:35): | The odd couple ? |
| Feathered Juden | (20:40:53): | Yeah. My parents had it on |
| The Sexy One | (20:41:19): | Sure they did. And they subscribe to AARP too. We know it's you josh |
| The Sexy One | (20:41:46): | We know your an 80 yr old Jewish grandmother in the inside |
| The Sexy One | (20:41:58): | I see your plastic jewelry collection |
| Feathered Juden | (20:42:33): | It's white gold. Not that cheap |
| The Sexy One | (20:43:54): | White gold is the Pine of previous medal. |
| Feathered Juden | (20:44:36): | But the real thing makes my skin break out in hives |
| The Sexy One | (20:45:14): | You don't bring me anything less the tungsten |
| Feathered Juden | (22:03:26): | if you can dream it, you already did it (at your previous job) |
| Feathered Juden | (22:03:30): | love it pete |
| Feathered Juden | (22:08:00): | Also, i took all of our pictures down from the site and consolidated some of the pages |
| The Stud | (22:22:16): | Glad you liked it |
| Friday, 29 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (07:26:46): | Let me know what everyone thinks of the update page. I know that I'm personally more comfortable with the way it is now. If anyone I work with ever saw the site, I don't know how long I'd last at the job |
| Feathered Juden | (07:26:54): | Updated* |
| The Stud | (07:36:36): | Put Mark instead of Marc |
| Feathered Juden | (07:37:24): | K. What she's everyone want to be called? |
| Feathered Juden | (07:37:30): | Does* |
| Feathered Juden | (07:37:45): | Pseudonyms? |
| Feathered Juden | (07:38:17): | I might go by Schwartz |
| The Sexy One | (07:42:32): | Can I go bye Ace |
| Feathered Juden | (07:43:11): | Pete? |
| The Stud | (07:46:18): | Pussy Destroyer |
| Feathered Juden | (07:46:48): | Yeah? |
| The Stud | (07:47:36): | Or Muhammad |
| Feathered Juden | (07:48:05): | How bout Mo? |
| The Stud | (07:48:19): | Mo Bitches |
| The Stud | (07:51:36): | Two Finger Tom is good too |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:44:36): | I always wanted to be someone competent different. What about Bryan? Or Ryan? |
| The Stud | (10:28:34): | We are the business collective. We are the hivemind that drives American economy. Individuality is for low performers. |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:55:09): | We are the jews who run the news |
| The Sexy One | (12:00:19): | I got fat checked in nitro |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:03:23): | You're at 6 flags? |
| The Stud | (12:09:52): | What's fat checked lol |
| The Sexy One | (12:12:22): | When they see if everything can close in you |
| The Sexy One | (12:12:26): | And yes |
| The Sexy One | (12:50:16): | To big to ride batman |
| The Stud | (12:51:26): | They measure biceps only for that ride |
| The Sexy One | (12:53:17): | I talked to the guy. They build them for guts. But if you have a big upper body then it's a no go |
| The Sexy One | (12:55:07): | Sign says. You put up more then 275 you can't ride. You to much of a beast |
| The Stud | (12:56:22): | They don't want you making batman look like a little bitch |
| The Sexy One | (12:58:24): | True |
| The Sexy One | (16:51:36): | So I learned it's not fat check. It's chest check. If your shoulders or chest is over 52. That's why I can't ride some. I bench to much |
| The Stud | (16:54:57): | Don't we all |
| The Sexy One | (16:56:45): | I snuck this photo of Pete |
| The Sexy One | (16:57:22): | Snuck one of Brian too |
| The Sexy One | (16:59:47): | Just took a progress pic |
| Feathered Juden | (18:41:06): | Business cards came in. I can leave some with Brian tonight to take down to ac. |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:42:31): | Awww yeaaa |
| Feathered Juden | (18:47:25): | Very slight chance I'll be able to come to ac. Going to try and sign my lease now. |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:49:47): | Just do it like nike |
| The Stud | (20:08:44): | Gotta let me know in advance |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:21:03): | Just printed out cards against humanity should I bring it to ac? |
| The Stud | (21:33:01): | If you want |
| Feathered Juden | (21:35:54): | I'm moving to Hoboken |
| The Stud | (21:37:22): | Congrats. You coming to AC tomorrow? |
| Feathered Juden | (21:40:12): | What time are you all leaving? |
| Ronald McDonald | (21:58:31): | I'm going at 230 you can come with me if you want |
| The Stud | (22:12:00): | There might be a lot of traffic since its after memorial day. Also Jessie is asking you guys bring the money tomorrow. 65 each, 50 if josh comes lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (23:04:38): | Well 230 even with an extra hour would mean getting there around 530, that cool? |
| Ronald McDonald | (23:04:42): | And aight |
| Ronald McDonald | (23:21:52): | Where are we staying again? |
| The Stud | (23:25:17): | Bally's |
| Ronald McDonald | (23:26:07): | Aight |
| Ronald McDonald | (23:30:58): | When's check out on Sunday |
| Ronald McDonald | (23:40:32): | None |
| Ronald McDonald | (23:40:58): | None |
| Ronald McDonald | (23:41:54): | Shit looks real sleek |
| The Stud | (23:41:55): | I love it |
| The Stud | (23:42:08): | Ans idk I'm leaving early Sunday cuz I gotta pack |
| Ronald McDonald | (23:42:16): | Aight |
| Saturday, 30 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (12:24:48): | I'm jizzing |
| Feathered Juden | (12:24:57): | Cumming* |
| Feathered Juden | (12:25:01): | Coming* |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:25:12): | Yessss |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:25:48): | The biz boys are back in town |
| The Stud | (12:55:31): | Cool beans |
| The Stud | (12:55:47): | Jessie and I are almost there. We are just gonna chill on the boardwalk till check in |
| The Stud | (12:56:00): | Also please bring the cash for Jessie. $50 |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:56:22): | Kk. And I will. When is check in? |
| Feathered Juden | (12:58:47): | I removed that first post and replaced it with a much better one |
| The Stud | (12:59:37): | Check in is like 4 I think |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:59:57): | K think we're leaving around 2/230. |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:00:04): | How was traffic |
| The Stud | (13:00:05): | Ok cool |
| The Stud | (13:00:10): | No traffic for us |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:00:15): | Sweet |
| The Stud | (13:00:29): | We didn't take the parkway . no traffic on the expressway though |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:00:44): | What did you take? |
| The Stud | (13:16:41): | We came from Jessie's parents house so its way out of your way |
| Feathered Juden | (13:17:04): | New post is up |
| Feathered Juden | (13:17:25): | http://www.doing.biz/blog/5/1/2015/whats-in-a-name |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:17:33): | Ah gotcha |
| Feathered Juden | (13:18:06): | i'll be sure to post everyone else's shit this week |
| Feathered Juden | (13:18:22): | this one is a good intro post that shoudnt deter anyone |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:18:47): | Cool just want to rework mine a tiny bit and I agree this one I'm a fan of the lack of bestiality |
| Feathered Juden | (13:20:22): | cool. Pete's might take a little while for me to format properly. |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:27:02): | What's the dealio with food we getting dinner down there? |
| The Stud | (13:36:49): | We can get dinner if you guys want. All we bought for the room are cupcakes ans chips lol |
| Feathered Juden | (15:12:58): | My friend Jake had an idea for a series of Q&A posts. "Next Gen Biz Men Q&A" |
| Feathered Juden | (15:13:20): | People could write in and ask questions. Really were asking the questions though |
| The Stud | (15:28:15): | "Seriously, where are the women?" |
| The Sexy One | (15:31:38): | What we doing tonight |
| Feathered Juden | (15:31:45): | Fear is not in our dictionary. The only thing next gen biz men would even consider fearing is a sexual harassment lawsuit. We take solace in the fact that we know none of the NGBM are attracted to one another. Sexual harassment charges amongst members of the inner circle is in impossibility |
| The Stud | (15:45:36): | Jessie and I are in the room. Call/Text when you're here |
| The Stud | (16:39:03): | You guys close? |
| Feathered Juden | (16:39:42): | Exit 86 |
| The Stud | (16:40:48): | Traffic? |
| Feathered Juden | (16:41:00): | Nope |
| The Sexy One | (17:03:00): | It's our Dante anniversary |
| The Stud | (17:23:59): | He's probably in Camden now celebrating his 19th birthday |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:40:05): | Here just parked |
| The Stud | (17:41:32): | OK cool we are in ballys tower. I'll meet you in the casino at the tower entrance |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:42:04): | K on our way |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:44:09): | What room did you get? |
| The Stud | (17:44:27): | 2620 |
| Sunday, 31 May 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (00:00:39): | Brian and Haley are headed back to Bally's. Haley doesn't feel well |
| The Sexy One | (00:03:46): | So I won the pool with me self |
| The Sexy One | (00:04:53): | Yall niggas can't hang like Andre |
| The Sexy One | (00:16:53): | I actually mean that. All yall niggas lost best man status |
| The Sexy One | (16:53:11): | Wrote another article |
| The Sexy One | (16:53:16): | Sent it to NGBM |
| The Sexy One | (16:53:47): | I don't remember texting the group last night |
| The Stud | (19:24:55): | ;) |
| The Stud | (19:25:09): | http://imgur.com/fq0FoGt |
| The Stud | (19:25:32): | http://imgur.com/0I9eD84 |
| The Stud | (19:25:40): | Started going on /r/miiverseinaction and this shit is amazing |
| Feathered Juden | (19:29:14): | Hoboken for delayed until tomorrow. Some minor flooding on the streets due to the storm |
| The Stud | (19:30:04): | are you moving furniture and stuff? |
| Feathered Juden | (19:31:41): | A lot of small stuff, but my fucking parents both insist on coming, so neither would be of much help in torrential downpour |
| The Stud | (19:32:15): | so like no dressers or whatever and you can just buy a new bed frame |
| The Stud | (19:32:24): | that's good, moving furniture is the worst part. the rest of moving isn't too bad |
| Feathered Juden | (19:33:22): | Really just had a desk, but I have to build it. Still in the box |
| The Stud | (19:47:26): | I wonder how many people visited our site and went "what the fuck" |
| The Stud | (19:47:35): | "some girl in a club gave me a card for this?" |
| The Sexy One | (19:47:53): | How's the traffic |
| The Sexy One | (19:49:02): | What's our ROI |
| The Stud | (19:49:56): | NGBM has offices located in Edison, Union, and Hoboken lol |
| The Sexy One | (20:17:36): | This my nigga |
| The Stud | (20:17:57): | Lol |
| The Sexy One | (20:20:33): | A lot of this is 9/11 |
| Monday, 01 June 2015 |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:42:15): | We should post another article today |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:42:23): | Also josh did anyone visit the site lol |
| The Sexy One | (11:42:31): | I sent my two in |
| The Sexy One | (11:42:39): | And yes. Tell us josh |
| The Sexy One | (11:42:46): | I wanna know what's out ROI |
| The Sexy One | (13:27:26): | None |
| The Stud | (13:50:09): | I'm still waiting for the 100k job that is instantly given to all white men |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:03:55): | Me too. Cmon patriarchy you're slacking |
| Ronald McDonald | (14:03:59): | I paid my member dues |
| The Sexy One | (17:09:25): | I feel like Steve would wear this |
| Feathered Juden | (22:29:37): | My bad. Been moving my shit into the new place. I'll try and post something tomorrow or Wednesday? |
| Feathered Juden | (22:30:00): | Any suggestions as to what we should post next? |
| Feathered Juden | (22:33:09): | Are any of you responsible for this? |
| Ronald McDonald | (22:35:43): | That was me |
| Ronald McDonald | (22:36:29): | I thought the name hot tots was funny |
| Tuesday, 02 June 2015 |
| The Sexy One | (14:42:33): | I realized why I don't have luck in online dating. I'm using the wrong sites. Instead of tinder. I'm going to start using Century 21. Cause I'm a house. (Flexes Muscles.) |
| The Stud | (15:00:29): | I'm glad you threw the flex in there so I could get the total visual picture |
| The Sexy One | (15:49:23): | I know you are a visual learner Pete |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:09:36): | I'm more of a tactile kinesthetic learner |
| The Sexy One | (16:13:35): | That's some fancy words |
| The Stud | (16:24:44): | Means he needs to touch your body like Mariah Carey \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:32:53): | All I want for Christmas is you ;) |
| The Sexy One | (16:33:43): | That is the gayest things I have ever seen. And I scissored with josh in the back of Brian's car on the parkway |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:36:45): | Whatever your just an ugly gay slut anyways |
| The Sexy One | (16:48:59): | You know it |
| Ronald McDonald | (16:49:25): | Just like them bitches on the parkway |
| Feathered Juden | (19:53:14): | 15 looked at the site |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:53:34): | Unique IPs? Cause I checked a few times |
| Feathered Juden | (19:53:49): | 23, sorry |
| Feathered Juden | (19:53:53): | Yeah |
| The Sexy One | (19:54:02): | Sweet |
| Feathered Juden | (19:54:02): | Unique individuals |
| Feathered Juden | (19:56:19): | In the last week, 68.4% of referrers to the site were direct links, not through Facebook |
| The Sexy One | (19:56:35): | Swag |
| Feathered Juden | (19:57:51): | Main page is most popular with 39% of traffic |
| Feathered Juden | (19:58:05): | Takeaway is that some people actually went to the site |
| Feathered Juden | (19:58:14): | Gorillas |
| Feathered Juden | (20:19:28): | I'm gonna publish marc's nostalgia article tomorrow at noon |
| Feathered Juden | (20:19:35): | just gotta touch it up a bit |
| Feathered Juden | (20:32:42): | gonna add some stuff about how we dont even call nostalgia nostalgia any more, like its not 90s retro, its throwbacks |
| Feathered Juden | (22:27:07): | "lightning in a bottle" is the new title |
| Feathered Juden | (22:27:25): | added a new intro: "For millennials, adulthood doesn't start until age 30. Forget getting hitched at 18. Forget buying a house at 20. Millennials cannot even afford to get The Clap what with health insurance premiums being so high nor would they be in any position to even contract STDs what with the majority of millennials still living in the homes of their parents.\nThis next\xa0generation\xa0generation of Americans cannot afford the happiness and bliss they want, so they settle for what they know" |
| Feathered Juden | (22:27:56): | RETRO IS COOL AGAIN\nNostalgia is lighting in a bottle. Remastered movies, TV shows, and video games are all the craze. Remakes and sequels are in abundance. Remastered rereleases of the sequels to the original that came after the remake. Nothing is outside the realm of possibility. |
| Feathered Juden | (22:28:24): | MARKET YOUR PRODUCTS TO THE NOSTALGIA\nFailing bar or restaurant? Host Pete and Pete\xa0trivia\xa0night with special guest\xa0Danny Tamberelli. He's not doing much these days.\nFalling\xa0Tax Firm? Just\xa0give out a free pog\xa0with your logo. Coupon for a free consultation on the back.\nMillennials\xa0don't care for\xa0the\xa0newest, fastest PC. They want functionality\xa0with the\xa0experience of hearing a 56K dial-up modem. They want\xa0stacks of CDs worth\xa0500 hours\xa0of free AOL even if they don't have a disc drive. They want to watch reruns\xa0of\xa0Bill Nye the Science Guy...\xa0on Netflix.\nNothing anyone can produce today will ever best\xa0what millennial\u2019s\xa0imagine their childhood to be. Putting a nostalgic twist on anything will ensure your grip on the young-adult demographic.\nThey key is to make people think that if they use your service or buy your\xa0product they will feel the\xa0joy they did when they were kids. Capitalizing on the emotional vulnerability of the weak is always a good business practice. |
| Wednesday, 03 June 2015 |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:03:53): | I have an idea for a real app |
| Feathered Juden | (10:41:38): | Go on |
| The Sexy One | (10:53:42): | Shit Stats. It's like a fit bit but for pooping |
| The Sexy One | (10:57:17): | You get a scale and put it under your toilet seat. And it was first impact and then last. So it tracks weight and length of time you were there. So pounds per minute |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:58:37): | Ok so have you ever been on your way to work and you find out there's construction or some bullshit that's going to make you late |
| The Sexy One | (10:59:02): | I have. Go on |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:59:05): | Basically you put you're work route(or any important route you take frequently) and it'll push road info about it to you |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:59:24): | Only about the roads you care about |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:00:33): | It's a small scope for an app but I think that makes it doable and it definitely serves a useful purpose |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:03:32): | I want 100 million for 10% stake in this idea |
| The Stud | (11:15:11): | It's called Waze lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:17:52): | Gayze |
| The Stud | (11:23:10): | For real though the app already exists lol |
| The Sexy One | (11:37:44): | SHIT STATS |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:43:00): | Ya I just looked it up. Damn thought I had a good one. |
| Ronald McDonald | (11:43:21): | Shit stats - the app that turns your phone into a scale so you can poop right on it |
| The Stud | (11:57:55): | Damn, the guy who ran silkroad was just sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole |
| The Stud | (11:57:58): | Harsh |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:39:20): | Didn't he steal a lot from those people |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:15:53): | I thought there was talk of hit men and shit |
| The Sexy One | (13:16:29): | Shady shit be shady |
| Feathered Juden | (13:33:38): | Waze got bought by Google for a billion a few years ago |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:34:31): | Damn so close |
| The Sexy One | (13:35:44): | Fuck shit stats guys |
| The Sexy One | (13:35:48): | I'm serious |
| The Sexy One | (13:36:52): | People love tracking shit |
| The Sexy One | (13:37:30): | These are our last things in my phone for us |
| The Sexy One | (13:37:34): | We are weird |
| The Sexy One | (13:38:49): | Also. My birthday. Want to Do AC as a guys night. Like we actually gamble and eat a nice steak dinner. Smoke cigars. Jerk each other off. Get some scotch |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:44:23): | See a comedian or sumthin? |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:44:29): | Either way yea I'm down |
| The Sexy One | (13:44:45): | Harris has some great shows |
| The Stud | (13:46:05): | I get back on the 9th so I'm free after that |
| The Sexy One | (13:46:53): | Norm Macdinakd is there July 18th |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:47:17): | I definitely would see norm mcdonald |
| The Sexy One | (13:48:54): | Tickets are around 45-65 |
| The Stud | (13:49:56): | Not bad |
| The Sexy One | (13:50:27): | Let me see what I can do with my card. I was just going off base prices |
| Feathered Juden | (18:06:57): | When's your cake day? |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:22:53): | I'd pay that for norm |
| The Sexy One | (18:49:40): | 6th. But Norms on the 18th |
| The Sexy One | (18:49:53): | Also happy belated birthday |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:53:07): | Yea happy belated josh my bad |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:53:15): | How's the new digs? |
| Feathered Juden | (19:13:34): | Spacious |
| The Stud | (19:49:59): | For reals? |
| The Stud | (19:50:07): | And happy belated |
| Feathered Juden | (20:03:04): | Yeah. For Hoboken. I'd imagine |
| The Stud | (20:05:43): | How's the commute now |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:09:59): | We have to write an article ok perk farming it's my brothers new scheme and the reason he has 4 phones. It's insane |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:10:28): | I mean my brother is insane |
| The Stud | (20:10:31): | What is perk farming? Although I'm afraid to find out what it is |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:10:35): | He's like obsessed with gift cards now |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:11:38): | You know apps that give you points for playing so much that you can redeem for real stuff? Now imagine using a program to play them as fast as possible to earn you as many points as possible that you then redeem for gifts |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:11:51): | I asked him why not get cash instead of special gift cars |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:11:54): | Cards |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:12:07): | He said everyone accepts gift cards and that cash takes longer |
| Feathered Juden | (20:14:06): | About 45 min but only because I walk to the path station, which takes 20 minutes. If I bike it'll be quick. There's also a bus but I haven't figured that out yet |
| The Stud | (20:14:23): | Steve is the craziest person I know |
| Thursday, 04 June 2015 |
| The Stud | (00:27:09): | marc you should buy this shirt \nhttp://www.christianbook.com/lords-gym-shirt-white-x-large/9128000072/pd/52004 |
| The Sexy One | (05:04:47): | It's got sleeves doh |
| The Stud | (11:10:26): | You got scissors |
| The Sexy One | (12:06:14): | You put my article up yet j House |
| The Sexy One | (12:07:25): | Any one else see the shirt says bench press this but he's doing push ups? |
| The Sexy One | (12:07:35): | Similar muscle groups. |
| The Sexy One | (12:07:43): | But not the same thing |
| Feathered Juden | (12:26:01): | Not gonna publish it til you approve my edits. |
| Feathered Juden | (12:26:28): | Sent it to groupme Tuesday night |
| Ronald McDonald | (12:30:50): | I say we post a couple articles and then try to promote. No point in spacing out articles if we don't have visitors yet and if we do start to get visitors and we only have a few things up they'll lose interest fast I feel |
| Feathered Juden | (12:40:22): | Correct. Marc still needs to OK my edit though |
| The Sexy One | (12:41:51): | Oh I'm cool with it. I thought you were just saying what you were gunna do to it |
| The Sexy One | (12:42:00): | I approve |
| Feathered Juden | (12:44:26): | Cool. Well I added a whole intro and change some to make it flow more coherently |
| The Stud | (13:02:19): | We need more viral marketing lol I loved throwing around the business cards |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:04:06): | How much is a billboard? |
| The Sexy One | (13:04:24): | Lemme check here |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:58:50): | Let's Kickstart fund it |
| Ronald McDonald | (15:58:57): | I ain't paying for that shit |
| The Sexy One | (16:17:27): | Sounds like real life. Hey Oh |
| Friday, 05 June 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (08:01:53): | Marc, your post good up at noon |
| Feathered Juden | (08:01:58): | Goes* |
| The Sexy One | (08:32:45): | Call me Ace. \ufffd |
| The Sexy One | (10:29:55): | I got free tickets to the simmer set patriots on Sunday. You guys wanna come |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:30:15): | When's the game |
| The Sexy One | (10:30:22): | Afternoon |
| The Stud | (10:30:46): | I would go but I won't be back in NJ till Tuesday |
| The Sexy One | (10:31:01): | I'll drive since I used to work there |
| The Sexy One | (10:31:05): | Boo |
| The Sexy One | (10:32:48): | I need an answer soon. |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:33:11): | Can't today or this weekend sorry I thought you meant in the future |
| The Sexy One | (10:34:49): | When I give you guys no notice to go to a shitty sporting event your are supposed to leave everything to pay for over priced shitty concessions and terrible baseball. Gah. It's like you don't understand America. You leave your families who you haven't seen in a while. |
| The Stud | (10:40:57): | That's true. Taking a direct flight to the stadium now |
| The Sexy One | (10:41:37): | No time to land. Parachute down |
| The Stud | (10:41:59): | Just make sure I land on the bounce house |
| The Sexy One | (10:50:20): | Do I have to inflate it ? |
| The Stud | (12:58:43): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Feathered Juden | (13:06:29): | Your post is up. Share mofos |
| The Stud | (13:08:16): | Also I am working on a new post: "how to deliver an effective presentation while covering up your nervous erection " |
| Ronald McDonald | (13:11:20): | We've all been there |
| Feathered Juden | (13:13:12): | Forget PowerPoint. Wear ten T-shirts, one on top of the next, each with a different picture/slide on it. Everyone you need to show the next slide, take off a shirt |
| Feathered Juden | (13:13:25): | Every time* |
| Feathered Juden | (13:13:51): | Need to go back two slides? Put shirt 6 back on |
| The Stud | (13:15:50): | the shirts are a great idea because that way you don't need to carry around pesky VGA cables and laptop power cables |
| The Stud | (13:16:56): | the world is your canvas for presentations. propose a merger in the middle of Arby's. Lay off employees during the company picnic. You are no longer tethered to technology to deliver information in an organized form |
| Saturday, 06 June 2015 |
| Feathered Juden | (18:22:37): | I'm home tonight boys |
| The Stud | (18:23:12): | Welcome back you filthy animal |
| The Sexy One | (18:23:28): | Nig one in Cali. Nig to at Giv Ball. Red Nig is me |
| The Sexy One | (18:23:34): | Blue Nig is a Jew |
| The Stud | (18:23:49): | Yes Brian's at the Nig Ball |
| Feathered Juden | (18:23:50): | How's Cali? |
| The Stud | (18:23:55): | Amazing |
| The Stud | (18:24:05): | On Newport Beach now |
| Feathered Juden | (18:24:23): | That north Cali or near LA? |
| The Stud | (18:24:33): | Way south |
| Feathered Juden | (18:24:52): | Where'd your parents move to ? SD? |
| The Stud | (18:24:53): | My parents are like 45 min from LA |
| The Stud | (18:25:01): | No Anaheim hills |
| Feathered Juden | (18:25:46): | Since you're gonna be workin for HP, I'm sure it'd be easy to transfer to Cali at some point |
| The Stud | (18:27:47): | Possibly, but that's way up north in silicon valley |
| Sunday, 07 June 2015 |
| The Sexy One | (12:59:00): | I'm gunna try to bang Ms New Jersey |
| The Stud | (12:59:29): | Ask her if there is a Mr. new Jersey |
| The Sexy One | (12:59:50): | Legally can't be |
| Feathered Juden | (13:00:37): | ? |
| The Sexy One | (13:01:09): | Like me banging ms NJ or that she can't be married |
| The Sexy One | (13:11:12): | Our last name is white |
| The Sexy One | (13:11:29): | First name privilege |
| The Stud | (13:12:19): | I'm cashing in my white privilege for a new car |
| The Sexy One | (13:27:53): | I want a boat. |
| Feathered Juden | (13:57:54): | My friends and I tried to buy I boat once |
| The Sexy One | (14:05:49): | Why |
| The Stud | (14:58:23): | I wish I had a boat |
| The Sexy One | (14:58:46): | You feeling it now Mr Krabs |
| Feathered Juden | (15:14:31): | Why not |
| The Stud | (15:15:55): | Boats aren't too expensive if you all go in on it. But then you have to pay for fuel, marina, etc |
| The Sexy One | (15:22:44): | It's a money Pitt |
| The Sexy One | (15:26:14): | Movie Idea. \n\nUps and Downs\n\nAn invents net banker has a coke addiction and Down syndrome |
| Feathered Juden | (16:09:06): | My friend Jake had this elaborate idea for a movie where downs people were immune to a killer disease and it had a similar title. Rise of the downs or something. |
| The Sexy One | (16:32:53): | Down with the sickness |
| Ronald McDonald | (18:06:34): | 4th of July weekend what are you guys doing |
| The Stud | (18:06:51): | Not sure |
| Feathered Juden | (19:05:35): | No clue |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:17:49): | Well I was thinking we could go chill at my lake house and go down the Delaware/paintballing/hiking. Not necessarily all three and there are other options. |
| Feathered Juden | (19:19:10): | I'm down. I'll have to let you know if I'm working. |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:19:32): | Cool cool cool |
| The Stud | (20:12:59): | Might have to do stuff with the gf but I'll come if I'm free |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:13:20): | She can come |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:13:27): | Haleys coming |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:13:33): | More the merrier |
| The Stud | (20:13:50): | She might be having a family party tho. Her family has parties a lot |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:14:41): | Tell them all to comr |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:14:43): | Come |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:14:51): | I'm talking extended family |
| The Stud | (20:15:09): | Even the drunk uncle? |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:15:19): | Especially him |
| Monday, 08 June 2015 |
| The Sexy One | (09:14:53): | That moment when it's 9:15 and you are already over today |
| Ronald McDonald | (09:16:01): | Preach it |
| The Stud | (10:31:08): | Every day |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:34:19): | I finally know what it's like to be a womab |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:34:22): | Woman |
| The Stud | (10:36:27): | Now you are ready to be Caitlyn Ruggerio |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:36:44): | I'm a Trans family man |
| The Stud | (10:36:52): | For you its Kaitlyn Karabinchak |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:36:57): | Born a karabinchak but always felt more like a Ruggiero |
| The Stud | (10:37:17): | Lol trans family |
| The Stud | (10:38:06): | My goal is to become transgender without having any surgery/hormone treatment etc |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:38:48): | Lol seriously though I got groped hardcore at drake by some girls who I think we're rolling hard or just shitty drunk. I just wanted to turn around and tell them "you don't have to do this to get guys to like you" |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:39:34): | Also drake was exactly like the way I imagined him based on all those drake tweets |
| The Sexy One | (10:39:48): | That's my Tuesday |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:40:52): | Getting groped or becoming Transgendered or getting groped because your Transgendered |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:41:12): | Also this reminds me me and haley accidentally ended up at a drag show |
| The Stud | (10:43:17): | Yea drake sucks lol |
| The Stud | (10:43:31): | "Accidentally" |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:43:55): | Well we only ended up there because the other pizza/bar wouldn't let me in because I had on sandals |
| The Stud | (10:44:06): | Classic Brian |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:44:11): | I was gonna ask the bouncer if I could just go in and get a slice |
| The Stud | (10:45:16): | That's how it starts |
| The Stud | (10:46:06): | My mom was right about the gay agenda. They rope you in with pizza |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:51:00): | No actually the pizza place wouldn't let me in cause I wasn't dressed up enough lol |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:51:26): | I was too under dressed for a pizzeria by day bar by night |
| The Stud | (10:56:06): | You were dressed pizza casual when you should have been pizza formal |
| Ronald McDonald | (10:56:52): | If only I had a pizza face |
| The Stud | (10:59:15): | They saw right through you |
| The Stud | (14:53:18): | http://i.imgur.com/qkM6hQB.jpg |
| The Stud | (14:58:54): | http://i.imgur.com/MuPJdjz.jpg |
| The Stud | (14:58:57): | these jorah pics are so funny |
| The Sexy One | (14:59:46): | I don't understand |
| The Sexy One | (14:59:57): | You fucking nerds |
| The Stud | (15:02:56): | basically he is friendzoned hard |
| The Stud | (15:04:08): | http://37.media.tumblr.com/47f71b81d9c7f69fd28572239e010c9a/tumblr_n4eh7rvjLE1r61a7no1_500.jpg |
| The Sexy One | (15:10:58): | Isn't the whole point of the universe to rape and murder |
| The Stud | (15:12:07): | also iOS 9 is just straight up introducing Android features now lol |
| The Stud | (15:12:42): | their version of flipboard/buzzfeed, multi-window, apple skinned google now, etc lol |
| The Sexy One | (15:28:50): | Hey it's national best friend day. What should I get myself |
| Ronald McDonald | (17:19:53): | A Z job |
| The Sexy One | (19:55:17): | A co worker called me about a work issue and I'm high as shit |
| Ronald McDonald | (19:57:11): | That'd be a good article. How to talk about work with your coworkers when you're high as shit |
| The Stud | (19:59:35): | \ufffd |
| Ronald McDonald | (20:00:08): | Is it a superior or coworker |
| The Sexy One | (20:00:21): | Coworker |
| GroupMe | (20:00:25): | The Stud changed the group's avatar |
| Feathered Juden | (20:00:42): | Are you still at work right now? |
| GroupMe | (20:00:44): | The Stud changed the group's name to Taint No Thang |
| The Sexy One | (20:01:12): | No. I left at 640 |
| Feathered Juden | (20:01:31): | imma be this asshole |
| Feathered Juden | (20:01:32): | http://www.bikesdirect.com/products/windsor/images/hour_plus_yel_2100.jpg |
| The Sexy One | (20:01:53): | You would |
| The Stud | (20:02:03): | Nice fixie bruh |
| The Stud | (20:02:32): | I want a bike so badly lol |
| Feathered Juden | (20:02:32): | i want it too be as annoyingly yellow as possible. Im not trying to get hit by no damn dirty cars |
| GroupMe | (20:02:59): | The Stud changed name to Slurms McKenzie |
| Feathered Juden | (20:03:00): | or maybe theyl hit me because its so damn annoyingly yellow |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:03:13): | Who knows |
| Feathered Juden | (20:03:17): | damn, that's a good name |
| GroupMe | (20:04:05): | Feathered Juden changed name to Nibbler |
| GroupMe | (20:07:20): | Ronald McDonald changed name to Peter Nincompoop |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:32:47): | http://i.imgur.com/2TF6Hbn.jpg |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:32:53): | saw this on reddit |
| Nibbler | (20:34:29): | Can there be a wrong gender? Yes, yes there can. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:36:08): | maybe we were wrong. maybe there is a secret third gender that nobody told us about |
| Nibbler | (20:36:35): | You mean sex |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:36:44): | How about a gender call trans |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:37:08): | shit |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:37:10): | that's it |
| Nibbler | (20:37:51): | Zach came up with some idea of a this sex where certain guys would be able to get butt pregnant |
| Nibbler | (20:38:04): | Third* |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:38:15): | but you'd need a duderus |
| Tuesday, 09 June 2015 |
| Nibbler | (08:06:23): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:08:50): | Rules were meant to be broken |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:28:13): | Why did the new Android update make it so silencing your volume also silenced your alarm from going off |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:33:49): | Its separate on my phone |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:35:12): | Samsung so dumb. Ended up sleeping till 815 when my mom asked me if I had work lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:41:56): | Just tell your boss "better late than never" |
| The Sexy One | (09:23:56): | Use your fit bit as an alarm |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:28:15): | Or your dick bit \U0001f609 |
| The Sexy One | (11:01:55): | That moment when you quote Halo Reach in a proposal |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:14:55): | "And so as you can see from our future projected income data, we must destroy the covenant" |
| The Sexy One | (11:43:08): | "I am Johnny Halo, |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:43:50): | Next time try to slip in some Karl Marx or Hitler quotes |
| The Sexy One | (11:44:16): | Suck it nerd. -Bill Gates |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:42:43): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:43:05): | Hank gets me |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:43:26): | Also I'm back in nj you gay nerds |
| Nibbler | (19:38:52): | Drinking with the CEO mofos |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:40:59): | Blackmail time |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:32:17): | Can I be Michael Rotch in NGBM |
| Nibbler | (20:46:16): | I don't curr. Who's that? |
| Nibbler | (20:46:36): | Also, I'm gonna start editing your article tonight |
| Wednesday, 10 June 2015 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (00:00:02): | Pictures aren't working |
| Nibbler | (00:01:04): | It was too much of a struggle to screenshot the pictures you had and place them into the article |
| Nibbler | (00:01:29): | Everyone will have to learn how to post themselves. It's really easy |
| Slurms McKenzie | (00:01:47): | Awww that was the point of the article lol |
| Nibbler | (00:02:24): | We can always add them in retroactively |
| Slurms McKenzie | (00:05:36): | Yeah show me how to change that and i'll add the pics in. the article is lamer than it already is without pics |
| Nibbler | (00:29:22): | I can walk you through it this weekend. We'll do a screen share |
| Slurms McKenzie | (00:30:22): | OK cool |
| The Sexy One | (06:10:45): | I need one of you guys to lift with me soley to video me lifting to put on Instagram. And to build brotherhood or what ever. Mostly the Instagram thing |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:50:23): | Por que |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:54:02): | I'm down marc |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:54:16): | I'm trying to get back into a workout routine |
| The Sexy One | (11:55:17): | I need to show everyone I'm a house. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:02:52): | Why lol |
| The Sexy One | (12:05:43): | It's mostly to make fun of my friend |
| The Sexy One | (12:06:19): | She has been posting picture of her lifting and videos now. We always joke about competing against each other. So I'm trying to one up her |
| The Sexy One | (12:06:25): | Also for the bitched |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:31:19): | You're trying to prove to people you can out lift a woman? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:32:15): | I am trying to get back in shape though so I can help if you want. I started keto lol |
| The Sexy One | (12:32:38): | No I'm trying to prove I can out lift a friend. Damn Brian. Misogynistic much |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:33:04): | I mean you bench like 300lbs so unless she is Xena Warrior Princess you are already fine |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:36:30): | Wow I was the sexist this entire time and I didn't even know it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:36:41): | I've just been brainwashed by the patriarchy |
| The Sexy One | (12:54:30): | She can drink as much as me so there might be a shot |
| The Sexy One | (12:54:48): | She only deadlifts like 100 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:54:53): | Can she fit into a rowboat |
| The Sexy One | (12:55:01): | My bench to squat is shit right now |
| The Sexy One | (12:55:04): | Yes |
| The Sexy One | (12:55:07): | Multiple time. |
| The Sexy One | (13:06:14): | I just matched with a girl who lifts on tinder. So do I propose now? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:06:31): | That's the logical progression |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:06:50): | Make a bet with her |
| The Sexy One | (13:06:51): | Bitch deads 325 |
| The Sexy One | (13:06:59): | I think I fount the one |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:07:00): | If you can out lift her she's your wife |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:07:11): | If not you kill yourself |
| The Sexy One | (13:45:51): | She puts up numbers |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:50:32): | I do the same in excel you don't see me bragging about it |
| The Sexy One | (13:51:37): | Burn |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:52:57): | Daaaaaaamn |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:58:04): | You say pull up I say vlookup |
| Thursday, 11 June 2015 |
| The Sexy One | (08:37:18): | The please don't leave the company for a better job email |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:39:17): | Brownie points |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:39:21): | Nice |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:54:54): | Fatpeoplehate got banned on reddit and now r/all is flooded with Fatpeoplehate pictures from a bunch of new subreddits made to replace it. |
| The Sexy One | (09:08:08): | They going hard |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:09:15): | Apparently they banned 5 subreddits today. New York times and other big newspapers actually reporting on it lol |
| The Sexy One | (09:16:07): | Which ones. Not clop clop I hope |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:25:06): | Nope not even coontown either lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:26:28): | Fatpeoplehate, hamplanethate, one about hating trans people one for hating black people and one for people who just harass a video game company or something lol |
| The Sexy One | (09:32:38): | Da Fuq |
| The Sexy One | (09:33:03): | Racism and jerking it to ponies. Cool. Hating people for size. Take it down |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:41:15): | They said it was because it wasn't self contained, that fatpeoplehate would go harass members of other subreddits like loseit/progress pics and make fun of their pictures |
| The Sexy One | (10:15:35): | Tumblr in action would go then too |
| The Sexy One | (10:16:02): | The petition for her to resign is almost there |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:17:14): | I saw that lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:17:37): | You ever poop and feel like a 711 slurpee machine |
| The Sexy One | (10:39:40): | Go to a doctor man |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:41:44): | Fat people hate was pretty bad tho |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:42:08): | Yea it was. I mean I used it sometimes for motivation but most of it was just straight up bullying and not cool |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:42:47): | Fatlogic is much better in that they don't try to bully or target peoples. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:43:35): | Eh |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:44:54): | Some of it's motivational and really the only reason I go there |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:45:53): | People are posting Ellen paos head on fat people and Hitler and it's all over all now and Ellen_pao_isacunt and variations of that are now subreddits lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:46:50): | Oh internet virgins, what will they think of next |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:48:15): | I wonder if anyone on there has this moment where they stop mid Photoshop and say "I'm mad because a message board won't let me make fun of fat people anymore so I'm putting the CEO's head onto Hitler" lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:03:21): | I think that level of self awareness may be above them though lol |
| The Sexy One | (12:00:22): | Things I legit said to my coworker today\n\n"I don't put tinder girls names in my phone. That makes them people" |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:09:27): | This but instead of black make it fat lol. And marc you don't call her by her name say "yes number 5" |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:20:51): | Those pesky negroes |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:21:29): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:24:08): | Lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:24:43): | Working out gets so much easier when you stop reading shit online about working out lol its all broscience and unimportant crap |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:25:00): | I'm so bored at work I've gone through all the subreddits and am at the 4chan one |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:25:12): | And Idk I'm no muscleologist |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:25:15): | Hope they don't check your browser history lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:25:30): | Oh for bad subs I use my phone lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:25:52): | Thank god lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:25:55): | Also incognito mode behind 7 proxies \ufffd |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:25:58): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Nibbler | (12:38:00): | Don't y'all niggas have jobs |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:38:33): | Big boss is in Colorado rest of the week and I'm done with what I need to do. Yeatersay I literally did 1 thing. Today I may do none. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:38:45): | Well see how I feel |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:42:15): | I don't start till Monday. And you should probably do some work so when you have a review they like you lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:45:20): | I mean I literally did all the cases we have open I have nothing now lol. I can't help with other accounting stuff because I don't have the qualifications to. I'm just very far ahead of schedule, they expect these cases to take more time because they're used to people who don't know excel that well |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:56:58): | See if you can get put on extra projects or something |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:05:47): | Idk insidejorahshead seems better |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:06:27): | True |
| The Sexy One | (15:15:16): | Real creative guys |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:30:28): | By the way Saturday evening you guys are invited to haleys, her pool is open house is empty and I'll be bbqing. You're also all welcome to sleep over |
| The Sexy One | (15:54:50): | I will be at Fallout Boy and Wiz |
| The Sexy One | (15:59:28): | That moment when you have to tell your boss your password is jackiechan69 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:02:09): | My old blackberry password was boobs, I remember when the guy at the Verizon store asked for it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:54:58): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:01:47): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:03:56): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:07:50): | Lol |
| Nibbler | (22:49:41): | Everyone is gonna keep 8-9pm on Sunday open. I'm gonna teach y'all how to use square space. We'll screen share in Google hangouts. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:50:11): | Aight |
| Nibbler | (22:52:57): | Then we're all gonna watch game of thrones by our lonesome. Except you Marc, cause you gay like that |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:58:27): | Gaaaaaay |
| Friday, 12 June 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:30:27): | Sometimes I look at the moon and wonder if y'all are looking at the dame moon |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:30:30): | Same |
| Nibbler | (08:30:55): | I'm not |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:31:28): | You just like to see homos naked |
| The Sexy One | (08:32:21): | Sometimes I look at the moon and wonder will I ever be bigger then it. \n\nI'm coming for you moon |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:46:17): | The day you start lifting is the day you become the smallest man in the world because you'll never be as big as you want to be. -Dom mazetti |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:54:17): | None |
| The Sexy One | (10:29:02): | No matter how hard you try you will never be as big as your pump |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:37:30): | \ufffd |
| The Sexy One | (10:47:33): | Call me Peter Parker. I'm in love with the Mary Jane and shot my web all over NYC |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:53:36): | Idk if you guys care but netflix stock is going to split soon down possible down to 60 a share, would be a good buy |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:29:43): | http://curtsnewhat.com/ |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:27:00): | If you guys are free tonight bbq/pool/drinks/smoke at haleys house tonight |
| Nibbler | (13:34:33): | You're going to PA for 4th of July, right? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:34:54): | I think so ya |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:35:09): | That's the plan |
| Nibbler | (13:35:44): | What day would you leave. If I work July 3rd, I make a ridiculous amount of money |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:37:56): | I would think the 3rd after work |
| Nibbler | (13:38:16): | K |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:53:19): | What's planned to do in PA? |
| The Sexy One | (17:03:07): | So I realized a huge deal breaker for me. Arm pit hair |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:03:32): | There's a lot to do in PA we can talk about it. And yea I agree marc |
| The Sexy One | (17:04:32): | My birthdays that Monday |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:14:38): | You guys busy tonight? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:14:56): | Hanging at haleys grilling chilling |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:15:01): | You guys are welcome to come |
| Nibbler | (19:15:12): | Assembling my bike |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:15:30): | Man I wish I had a bike |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:15:40): | Where's haleys place |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:15:42): | Me too |
| Nibbler | (19:15:51): | Let's race |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:16:05): | 31 Frederick Place old bridge |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:16:12): | She had her grad party here |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:17:18): | Aha |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:18:24): | I know it's a bit of a drive for you. You guys are welcome to sleep over though if you get drunk |
| Nibbler | (19:18:41): | My dad sent me this link kbl.com |
| Saturday, 13 June 2015 |
| The Sexy One | (00:48:19): | I'm glad you pay for shots with your coworker and you spend 150 bucks on them and they still make you pay for karaoke |
| Slurms McKenzie | (00:49:42): | Wut |
| The Sexy One | (00:51:08): | I paid for shots |
| The Sexy One | (00:51:20): | For All of us |
| The Sexy One | (00:51:31): | I had to pay for karaoke |
| The Sexy One | (00:51:33): | Twice |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:30:04): | You didn't have to |
| The Sexy One | (01:30:48): | I thought it would be nice |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:31:12): | Buncha scumbags |
| The Sexy One | (01:31:22): | I'm be like bitch |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:01:32): | You're their coworker not their mom lol you don't owe them shieeeeet |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:19:58): | If anything the company should pay for your outings |
| Nibbler | (10:12:38): | Last week's Veep was awesome. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:12:56): | Yea it was |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:13:45): | The deposition right? |
| Nibbler | (10:13:51): | I'm gonna be obnoxious |
| Nibbler | (10:13:52): | Yeah |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:14:09): | Also silicon valley was awesome too |
| Nibbler | (10:14:43): | Game is thrones tomorrow should be satisfying. Someone dies |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:16:03): | Roose/ramsay because of the sacrifice |
| Nibbler | (10:17:19): | Maybe. I was talking about someone else |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:18:37): | Who? |
| Nibbler | (10:19:16): | Not gonna spoil it. But it will be satisfying |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:19:51): | Oh you know who? Yea don't say lol. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:19:56): | Oh I think I know who |
| The Sexy One | (10:28:02): | My co workers loved doing.biz |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:28:35): | Is that bike one gear |
| Nibbler | (10:29:14): | You showed your coworkers. That takes balls |
| Nibbler | (10:29:31): | I got the bike on bikesdirect.com |
| Nibbler | (10:30:34): | The "mind business connection" is next |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:31:10): | I'm working on it right now |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:33:15): | I don't think I would show coworkers that site lol |
| Nibbler | (10:33:37): | It's pretty tame at the moment |
| Nibbler | (10:33:47): | I'd consider it. |
| Nibbler | (10:34:01): | Not with the bird sodomy thing though |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:34:05): | Needs more hardcore porn |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:34:15): | And maybe a little bird sodomy |
| Nibbler | (10:34:32): | If we could have ads, they should only be porn |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:34:58): | Anime porn |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:35:33): | In anime porn you are only limited by your imagination and shame |
| The Sexy One | (16:16:09): | None |
| The Sexy One | (20:15:46): | Fupa Chulupa |
| Nibbler | (20:16:22): | I concur |
| The Sexy One | (20:17:02): | This old women at the gym was rocking a hard camel toe |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:17:17): | My article will be ready tomorrow |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:17:19): | And nice |
| Nibbler | (20:18:12): | Is she a gilf? |
| The Sexy One | (20:18:45): | Whiz is like God spilled a person |
| Nibbler | (20:18:54): | And I'm gonna start working on a piece about workplace romances |
| Nibbler | (20:19:33): | I have not the slightest clue what you just said |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:22:12): | Ink my whole body I don't give a mother fuck |
| Nibbler | (21:24:54): | New article. Openly displaying tattoos |
| Sunday, 14 June 2015 |
| Nibbler | (10:26:30): | https://youtu.be/3pkJo_0Vv8A |
| Nibbler | (10:26:44): | How the fuck is this a thing? |
| Nibbler | (10:26:54): | I was laughing the whole way through |
| The Sexy One | (21:53:04): | This is my new thing. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:55:00): | Now you just need to ask her back to your place so you can order chicken fingers and nuggets and see if she can tell the difference between them while you devastate her butthole |
| The Sexy One | (21:55:22): | That's the plan |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:38:30): | Game of thrones toyed with my emotions |
| Nibbler | (23:40:12): | I knew what was gonna happen to Cersi, bit everything else was intense. That Arya scene was awesome |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:44:46): | Didn't see the Jon Snow scene coming |
| Nibbler | (23:45:07): | Shh. Brian may not have seen |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:45:17): | When he and Sam kiss goodbye |
| Nibbler | (23:45:27): | When Jon snow had butt sex with Sam |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:45:45): | It's called the long night |
| Nibbler | (23:45:52): | Then John runs off with the baby into the woods |
| Nibbler | (23:46:02): | Skipping* |
| Monday, 15 June 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:07:20): | Yea I didn't see it yet haley doesn't have hbo gonna watch it later. It was good though? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:12:26): | It was pretty shocking to say the least lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:12:45): | Lots of death? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:12:49): | Yup |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:13:37): | And boobs |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:14:28): | Sweet |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:37:25): | AFTER you watch the new episode check out /r/fuckolly |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:38:34): | Jesus I think I know what he does |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:42:38): | \ufffd |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:43:51): | I swear if that Lil bitch kills Jon snow. He'd better kill sam. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:44:31): | \U0001f609 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:47:19): | Ugh don't tease me like this |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:49:31): | Just focus on the boobs |
| The Sexy One | (08:51:15): | Spoiler. It was all an autistic kids dream |
| Nibbler | (18:10:12): | I'm getting payed to play kickball for four hours tomorrow. Then we have happy hour |
| The Sexy One | (18:56:34): | Fucking hipsters |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:55:08): | Sounds like you work at a day camp |
| The Sexy One | (22:30:18): | Mortal Kombat the movie is back in Netflix |
| Tuesday, 16 June 2015 |
| Nibbler | (08:44:10): | Sequel to The Gory Hole\u2026 |
| Nibbler | (08:44:19): | The Gory Days |
| Nibbler | (08:44:34): | Morning Gory |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:44:39): | Let's make it a trilogy |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:56:00): | Old Gory |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:56:17): | A civil Era retelling of gory hole |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:00:50): | Now you're cooking with gas |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:00:57): | And Gory, a retelling of the classic film glory about the only all black troop in the civil war, but this time they're plagued by a mysterious serial dick biter |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:42:52): | I work in a basement with 2 other people and 1 bathroom, just spent 10 minutes in there with explosive diarrhea I can't look either of them in the eyes |
| The Sexy One | (14:43:22): | You should have made eye contact with them during the shit |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:43:35): | I'm sure they heard parts |
| The Sexy One | (19:55:38): | I'm in for PA |
| The Sexy One | (19:55:44): | I will need a ride |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:07:00): | https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3a3itv/i_am_dave_willis_cocreator_of_aqua_teen_hunger/ |
| The Sexy One | (20:24:27): | We are the next generation of biz men. AMA |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:19:53): | Would you guys be potentially interested in seeing Rene do standup next Saturday? |
| The Sexy One | (22:21:09): | What's the date |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:22:06): | 27th. Idk if I can go but I might |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:42:07): | I'd be down |
| Nibbler | (22:53:09): | I might be working so it depends on what time he goes on. |
| Wednesday, 17 June 2015 |
| Nibbler | (11:15:15): | Just had sexual harassment training |
| The Sexy One | (11:17:14): | Like how to |
| Nibbler | (11:18:13): | That's what my article is going to be about. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:19:41): | Grab asses |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:23:10): | Ask if things are inappropriate by demonstrating them |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:23:31): | Also article will be done today when I get home from work yesterday I was pretty busy |
| Nibbler | (12:11:20): | Cool |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:04:42): | You ever do something slower at work because you know you have nothing else to do after it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:24:59): | Lol |
| The Sexy One | (14:25:12): | Nope |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:25:13): | Can't say I have but I can see the merit |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:26:16): | Ask for more work or to get put on projects |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:27:12): | I could have wrote a script to do this excel project in like 2 minutes instead I did it by hand and it took an hour so I can bill for longer and keep my bosses off my back lol. My boss asked me if it really took so little time to do one cost out, I think they want me to take longer so they can bill their clients for more money |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:27:28): | Also I would but I feel like shit with allergies so I'm just gonna keep it slow lok |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:27:30): | Lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:30:37): | You've got it made |
| The Sexy One | (14:38:15): | I want to do nothing |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:39:29): | I brought a book to work |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:39:48): | My only other task is to help my boss pass his test which is exactly like my second actuary test lol |
| The Sexy One | (15:05:50): | You work in a front right |
| The Sexy One | (15:06:24): | What are they smuggling in the back. Coke. Hookers. Coked up hookers. Hookered up coke? |
| The Sexy One | (15:07:32): | Are you laundering money for Bain? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:10:27): | Nah we just help out corrupt organizations negotiate for more money and in return we get pba cards |
| The Sexy One | (15:21:00): | That's Murica |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:02:50): | Got called into the bosses office and the first thing he said is "im designating your my bitch" |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:04:00): | I want to believe |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:04:21): | He seriously did |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:04:44): | Then he told me it's because he knows that I can do what he needs/won't ask why lol. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:04:48): | I am reek |
| The Sexy One | (16:04:52): | That when you challenge him to fight |
| The Sexy One | (16:05:00): | You win. Your the alpha |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:08:59): | I'll become the alpha and omega |
| The Sexy One | (16:09:52): | For an atheist you do quite the bible a lot |
| GroupMe | (16:11:09): | The Sexy One changed name to Reps for Jesus |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:11:24): | Now I'm he Burger King |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:12:25): | For a Catholic you sure eat a burger king a lot |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:13:21): | At or A. Cause I do both. I eat kings of burgers at Burger King |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:13:21): | Should be bread and fish every night |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:13:31): | To many carbs |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:13:40): | I want that Jesus bod |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:15:39): | I'm actually doing a low carb diet now, keto and there's this cool side effect my alcohol tolerance has disappeared, I got buzzed on one drink last night |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:19:44): | I used to think having a great tolerance was awesome. Now it's just expensive |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:20:41): | Yea now I can save money on booze I actually semi blacked out on 4 or 5 drinks the other night. Though all I can drink now is whiskey which I don't mind |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:23:58): | Alright that's bitch status |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:24:46): | It's like a superpower |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:24:53): | The ability to lower my alcohol tolerance at will |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:26:19): | I have to ability to make lemonade using only lemons sugar water and stiring |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:26:57): | That's nothing, I can make lemonade with nothing but water and lemonade mix |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:27:38): | Oh shit |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:53:20): | http://www.theonion.com/article/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-compl-33487 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:04:11): | Apparently the task I was given, to clean up the hard drive, was given to the last 3 people who had my job and they all failed lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:05:38): | Clean up? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:14:24): | The folders and documents are very disorganized so I have to go through everything and sort it lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:15:35): | There was a pdf version of the wiki page for "generations" under the forensic accounting folder. The fuck am I supposed to do with that lol |
| Reps for Jesus | (17:24:45): | Brian's gunna be murdered after he finishes this isn't he |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:25:52): | I'd say the odds are 1 in 4 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:04:41): | Rip in peace |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:05:41): | Fuck this gay earth |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:37:17): | This is Rachel Dolezal's inspiration https://youtu.be/kBJDz4ylQO0 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:41:40): | The jerk is one of the best movies ever lol. And at least in the movie he grew up in a black family, rachel lied about having a black parent lol |
| Nibbler | (21:56:53): | There's gonna be a woman on the $10 bill |
| Reps for Jesus | (21:59:48): | The fuck did hamleton so |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:10:40): | What woman lol |
| Nibbler | (22:12:19): | It's open to a vote. C'mon 4chan |
| Nibbler | (22:12:29): | Not gonna happen till 2020 |
| Thursday, 18 June 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:52:02): | Tay Tay for 2020 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:52:48): | On my company's outlook calendar there's only one event for today, an all day event titled "shred-it". I can't believe I forgot my skateboard. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:53:40): | Do you work for a front lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:54:12): | Lol it'd be funny if it was since they investigate fraud |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:54:47): | Though that does seem to make sense, you investigate fraud so no one thinks you do it. Genius. |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:55:07): | I think they mean shred all the document |
| Nibbler | (10:18:43): | Brian, how's the article coming along? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:22:24): | It's done, didn't want to watch last night+had to catch up on silicon and veep. Gonna post it on my lunch break |
| Nibbler | (10:23:09): | Cool beans |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:01:07): | My boss has so many pdf'd Wikipedia pages on this hard drive and I have no idea why lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:49:42): | Reddit in a nutshell - |
| Nibbler | (19:23:14): | Post dat shiiieeeet |
| Nibbler | (20:17:55): | https://instagram.com/p/4FZrbxk7Cc/ |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:47:18): | Just finished my practice test doing it now |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:05:08): | Just posted |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:08:16): | Oh josh Ingram and your love of Keesha phat pussycum |
| Nibbler | (22:59:00): | I'm writing a piece about how I slept with my boss. "Sleep your way to their demotion" |
| Friday, 19 June 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (06:26:02): | I'm gunna write an article about how to impress people at meetings |
| Reps for Jesus | (06:26:33): | If it's a one on one. Invite them to do something you are better at them in |
| Nibbler | (06:44:28): | It's the best tactic, especially if you're a one man operation. |
| Nibbler | (06:45:18): | I just thought that I could also name the article, "Sleep your way to their bottom." Double entendre. |
| Reps for Jesus | (06:46:52): | \nWe need to post more |
| Reps for Jesus | (06:46:57): | Like 2 times a week |
| Reps for Jesus | (06:47:02): | Get some insta game |
| Reps for Jesus | (06:47:11): | To get that insta fame |
| Nibbler | (06:49:17): | http://motherboard.vice.com/read/box-of-rocks-is-the-best-startup-in-the-entire-world?utm_source=mbfb |
| Nibbler | (06:50:28): | I'll post something during the day. I got shit lined up. Just wanted to make sure we all had some content up before I blast the interwebs with my mind spam |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:04:16): | http://imgur.com/a/ACHBS |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:05:38): | Oops I mean this http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3ad2fe/job_interview_tips/ |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:07:36): | They stole your idea josh. Sue them. Sue them all. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:08:25): | Yuh fucked kid |
| Nibbler | (07:11:57): | Not loading for me for whatever reason |
| Nibbler | (07:12:08): | Mine will be better. No worries |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:12:42): | I start tomorrow |
| Nibbler | (07:12:54): | And the article calling out nextgenbizman is great. I think |
| Nibbler | (07:13:41): | How's the new job Pete? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:14:04): | I like it a lot so far |
| Nibbler | (07:15:42): | Help desk again or another role altogether? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:16:08): | Another role, I'm not in IT now |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:16:44): | Im an end of term leasing specialist now so it's like finance/customer service |
| Nibbler | (07:19:40): | I'm kinda doing the same shit. A lot of billing |
| Nibbler | (07:20:33): | Also Brian, I looked at that spreadsheet in drive. It's ridiculous. It's thoroughness is funny as all hell |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:21:21): | Yea so happy to be out of IT lol. And HP seems like a good place to work so far |
| Nibbler | (07:22:06): | Cube farm? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:26:30): | Everyone sits in like clusters of a few desks in big cubes |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:26:43): | The office is pretty big |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:27:07): | Thank you josh I take pride in my spreadsheets lol |
| Nibbler | (07:38:16): | DDOS. Distributed denial of self |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:47:51): | I'm gonna write an article about adopting your business culture as your culture using mcdonalds like we did in AC lol. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:48:46): | You see son some women are like the McRib. They're in you're life for a limited time only and will reappear at unexpected times. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:49:04): | You're also never quite sure what they're made of. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:54:19): | Also they're cheap and you can never get you fingers to smell normal again after you've handled them |
| Nibbler | (07:57:58): | Think I might be legally the only person working in the office today |
| Nibbler | (07:58:00): | Literally* |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:01:07): | Whip out the D |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:03:07): | Nice the office administrator at place is getting married to the bosses son so I think mine will be pretty empty too |
| Nibbler | (08:05:47): | Just posted the interview part 1 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:08:50): | So now that we have a few articles and plan on posting more often how do we plan on getting more traffic |
| Nibbler | (08:09:18): | We need to do social |
| Nibbler | (08:09:29): | And a lot of SEO |
| Nibbler | (08:09:33): | Mostly seo |
| Nibbler | (08:09:44): | It's pretty much free traffic |
| Nibbler | (08:09:55): | And t-shirts |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:10:40): | Let's get on shark tank |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:11:38): | "Good evening sharks. Ma'am" |
| Nibbler | (08:17:34): | What's your revenue stream like? We're not even pre revenue, we're a non revenue based company and I don't mean non profit. We're a not profit company |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:20:37): | I imagine we all walk out in unison and then one by one say the words |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:21:00): | Next gen biz men |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:21:11): | Then the light show and post rock starts |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:21:32): | Then after it ends one of us says "any questions? Cause I have one. Who wants in" |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:10:09): | I just don't want to do work so I'm gunna write my airtime. |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:10:22): | Also you still have my gorilla article too |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:10:29): | I'll hold a laptop and we'll Skype you in |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:10:50): | "Here's our international partner currently in China doing business deals" |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:12:02): | I don't want to work either. All 3 of the people that were training me this week are out today and I don't know what to do |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:12:43): | Everyone but my coworker and receptionist are out so far so I'm not working either |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:15:33): | Everyone get on gmail lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:16:04): | May as well work on the site while we're not working lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:18:41): | Idk how comfortable I am doing that here lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:19:27): | You're the one already on gmail lol |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:20:33): | Why am I on gmail? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:20:42): | Maybe it's my phone |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:20:51): | I'm in it on my comp |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:21:09): | I don't even have Google chrome on my work pc |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:21:17): | Download it |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:21:24): | You don't need permission to |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:21:25): | Not sure if I can |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:21:31): | You can |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:21:39): | You go to download. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:21:50): | Lol I might have to contact IT |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:22:02): | They will ask for an admin password. Skip it. And it will say we can install with out an admin |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:22:22): | There is so much IT stuff on my PC. It's pretty locked down. I just want chrome and spotify |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:22:41): | Web play that shit |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:22:51): | It's not the same lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:23:29): | Ah that sucks I like the fact that this little company doesn't have the resources to monitor what I do lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:23:41): | Also they gave me two monitors which is better than what I have at home lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:26:04): | Yea I can't work without two monitors at this point. And my job is very corporate so there is a lot of red tape and our computers are very locked down |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:26:38): | I used to think two monitors was excessive but it's actually amazing |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:28:04): | I want two so bad |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:28:37): | And why am I in gmail |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:32:22): | Are you on gmail marc |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:32:45): | I am |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:33:08): | What's your email female |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:45:56): | Marcruggiero2 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:48:03): | Who's marcruggiero1 |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:48:21): | Batman |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:50:03): | Now we just need the juden |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:08:56): | Omg so bored what do I do |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:09:54): | Same here I'm about to start studying to pass the time |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:11:28): | I might try to find a some where I can hide and nap |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:52:35): | I don't think prison is part of a successful fraudster lol. This is in the front sleeve of the book my boss wrote |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:39:01): | You've been frauded by the fraudster |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:39:48): | Quick give me an upfraud to stop the fraudster from frauding me! |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:44:09): | Do you think that Microsoft knows people only use Bing for porn? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:47:08): | Why, does bing search porn better? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:48:00): | Ohhh wait is it because no one uses bing so no one will start to type something and have "midget anal destruction" pop up as a suggested search |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:51:59): | Bing is the greatest porn search engine ever |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:52:34): | Go on Bing, turn off the safe search filter, and type anything in and watch the results |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:53:12): | Search a pornstars name or something and you get a mix of videos, pics, etc and you can even watch video previews on the site and stuff. It's ridiculous. It's like the site was designed for porn |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:55:26): | Oh wow |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:55:34): | Well TIL |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:55:44): | It's so funny to see lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:55:52): | Bored at work seems like a good time test it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:56:11): | Be careful lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:59:07): | I'm kidding lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:59:13): | Save that for the family car ride later |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:59:18): | Nothing like a good work jerk |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:01:06): | I've never done that but u bet Joe Primavera has |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:01:11): | I bet* |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:09:56): | Work doobie l |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:09:57): | Lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:10:25): | You know he finally left that place? It's finally a safe place to send your kids |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:14:34): | He left to go rape kids right at the source, the schools |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:15:19): | Or maybe he went to be a lifeguard so he could be with other people that are always soaking wet |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:19:19): | Also nips everywhere |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:23:53): | Miiverse is my shit |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:25:39): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:26:31): | Poor Trevor |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:26:45): | Henry's mom's a hag |
| Nibbler | (13:44:22): | Someone should work on the article about work jerks |
| Nibbler | (13:44:32): | Not the people. Masturbation |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:44:39): | Are you getting bullied josh |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:44:40): | Oh |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:44:52): | Are you bullying yourself at work josh |
| Nibbler | (13:48:48): | Also, 2 monitors is a must. IT just bought me an inclined stand for my laptop too |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:59:28): | A women just randomly handed me her card |
| Nibbler | (14:03:43): | Did your hand her ours? |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:04:33): | I dint have any |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:53:43): | You guys see Donald trumps presidential campaign announcement? It's laughably bad |
| Nibbler | (19:04:55): | Might have taken advice from us |
| Nibbler | (19:05:38): | Maybe he'll buy our domain. Fuck zuckerberg. All about that trump money |
| Nibbler | (19:52:59): | I literally just witnessed an undercover drug sting right outside my apartment |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:53:18): | What happened |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:53:51): | He's wearing a wire |
| Nibbler | (19:55:32): | I was locking up my bike and some white guy looking like an umpire was standing eerily close to me on the corner. Other dude rounds the corner with one of those black plastic bags from a liquor store. Hands the bag to the umpire and the umpire immediately handcuffs the dude. He was wearing a bulletproof vestsl underneath his Yankee T-shirt. |
| Nibbler | (19:56:04): | Next second two dude jump out of the car next to me. |
| Nibbler | (19:56:26): | Undercovers. |
| Nibbler | (19:56:51): | Put the dude in the car and they were off. All happened in less than a minute |
| Nibbler | (19:57:03): | No commotion whatsoever |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:57:43): | That's intense |
| Nibbler | (19:59:17): | White privilege: even when bring arrested for drug trafficking, peace is maintained |
| Nibbler | (19:59:24): | Being* |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:02:14): | Holy shit |
| Nibbler | (21:13:28): | The undercovers are back on the corner |
| Saturday, 20 June 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:42:48): | Try to get them to invest in NGBM |
| Nibbler | (10:46:45): | I'm meeting some chick in a little bit. I may bring some cards with me in case she's boring. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:58:26): | Or in case she says she is an entrepreneur |
| Nibbler | (10:59:53): | Shit. Come to think of it, she works at a VC start-up |
| Nibbler | (11:00:54): | NETWORKING |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:17:50): | Gotta network to get work |
| Nibbler | (13:19:19): | Start taking pictures of shit that we could use for Instagram |
| Sunday, 21 June 2015 |
| Nibbler | (09:58:52): | How am I supposed to poop if I can't scoop? #BadBusiness |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:16:42): | Gotta step up your fiber game to citrucil, nigga |
| Nibbler | (10:17:49): | Is there dairy in that fiber? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:17:58): | Hell no |
| Nibbler | (10:19:06): | Regardless, this is just an example of something we could use on Instagram |
| Nibbler | (10:20:56): | Also, you'd appreciate this Pete. Saw it yesterday in Brooklyn |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:35:14): | Lol that's awesome. Although wasn't there a bomb threat the last time they put up ignignot posters |
| Nibbler | (10:37:10): | I think what happened was there was a bunch of lightbrights placed around the city with the mooninites on them and people saw enough of them that they thought it was suspicious activity. Unknown symbols and what not freak people out |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:37:49): | I'm pretty stoked for the new season of athf or whatever they're calling it. Sucks the show is over though |
| Nibbler | (10:42:27): | When does it premiere, tonight? |
| Nibbler | (10:42:59): | And this time around it Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever |
| Reps for Jesus | (18:19:39): | Where's the best place to park for world of beer |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:20:32): | I always park by the chapel at Rutgers |
| Reps for Jesus | (18:21:02): | Where is that |
| Nibbler | (18:21:43): | Street parking. Free on weekends |
| Nibbler | (18:21:55): | Any metered spot that is |
| Nibbler | (18:22:09): | Should be able to find some late on a Sunday |
| Nibbler | (18:23:37): | Let me know who your server is |
| Reps for Jesus | (18:23:48): | Okay. I'm going around 9 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:24:27): | I hope it's joshes old girl. Then you hit on her marc and make her yours. |
| Nibbler | (19:03:10): | She's a manager. She don't serve no mo. |
| Nibbler | (20:57:47): | Be sure to name drop when you get there. Maybe you'll be so lucky for them to spit in your drinks |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:23:19): | I can't believe it's taken me this long to start using Spotify. This is amazing |
| Nibbler | (22:37:59): | Music. Eh. |
| Nibbler | (22:38:17): | How different is it from Pandora? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:39:37): | You basically get evey song on there for free. You can play it offline for free, make playlists, use radio features, etc |
| Nibbler | (22:40:10): | So Pandora |
| Nibbler | (22:40:28): | Or groove shark |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:40:35): | Pandora where you choose the music and dl it |
| Nibbler | (22:40:49): | How it is free |
| Nibbler | (22:40:51): | Ads |
| Nibbler | (22:40:53): | ? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:41:15): | Yea and there is a paid version |
| Nibbler | (22:41:48): | So it's not really a new idea. Just caught on me than other platforms |
| Nibbler | (22:41:54): | More* |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:45:08): | Well they are the only ones who seem able to eat the massive amounts of legal fees |
| Nibbler | (22:46:15): | And t swift |
| Nibbler | (23:27:45): | Abandoning your cab in the middle of the road. #BadBusiness |
| Nibbler | (23:36:19): | None |
| Monday, 22 June 2015 |
| Nibbler | (00:46:17): | Romance in the Workplace |
| Nibbler | (00:46:31): | Allow me to speak from experience.\nI slept with a coworkers once. Well, more like 4 times. Really, it was like a baker's dozen. Believe you me, I was all up in that oven.\xa0There was also the one time when it was just oral, so I don't know what to tally that under.\xa0Have I mentioned\xa0that she was my boss? |
| Nibbler | (00:46:40): | SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY\nI would not consider her my enemy, but any of of your superiors are by default your enemy. They are the hurdle preventing you from moving up the ladder. Accordingly, you must compromise their integrity. |
| Nibbler | (00:47:20): | SLEEP YOUR WAY TO THEIR DEMOTION\nLet's not consider this "sleeping your way to the top." Rather, think of it as persuading your superior to engage in compromising activities that will allow you to advance your career opportunities or, "Sleeping your way to their bottom." Their bottom. Get it. Bottom. |
| Nibbler | (00:47:29): | You need not change anything about your personal work habits, just theirs. Once you've lowered their bar, your value increases by comparison. Think of the moderately attractive individual associating with less attractive people in an attempt to alter\xa0outsiders' perception of their\xa0true attractiveness. |
| Nibbler | (00:47:37): | I am not here to tell you how to get someone to sleep with you. With enough determination, you can get whatever you want. Purchase enough lottery tickets accompanied by enough desire and you'll surely hit that jackpot. Seriously, I know some chick who won twice. The same person! Twice! She definitely got some folks demoted. I say folks because she probably had to sleep with some females, too. No person with that much determination could have succeeded by limiting herself to\xa0half of the workforce.\nFull Disclosure:\xa0my parents will undoubtedly read this. Hi Mom. Hi Dad. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (00:49:19): | I assume your mom doesn't know what to make of this |
| Nibbler | (00:49:29): | i havent shown her yet |
| Nibbler | (00:49:37): | she'll definitely see this though |
| Nibbler | (00:49:44): | they read all of the shit that up |
| Nibbler | (00:50:13): | you like it? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:16:54): | Let's get really drunk and go to Dave and busters |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:17:07): | Also I enjoy that article |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:17:27): | We are hitting our stride, we just need some more innovative content |
| Nibbler | (19:17:58): | I wanna make a bunch of tshirts to sell. And mugs and bumper stickers. |
| Nibbler | (19:18:10): | But I agree, more content more frequently. |
| Nibbler | (19:18:18): | And social media |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:18:29): | We need to do something nobody has ever done |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:18:55): | We need a Nathan fielder type idea |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:19:09): | Something that will go viral that we can reveal we did |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:21:41): | Yeah |
| Nibbler | (19:24:16): | I'll post the NextGenBizMAN article tomorrow. Just to start some shit |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:24:05): | I've been smashed at Dave and Busters |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:24:10): | It's amazing |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:28:06): | I feel like we will all relive our 10th birthday parties |
| Nibbler | (20:30:26): | Work beers |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:32:49): | Just tried my replacing my bike tire with my brother. He couldn't hold the tube on the tire, then told me a wrong psa so I just had a tire blow up in my face lol |
| Nibbler | (21:02:22): | That's where you went wrong, "with my brother" |
| Tuesday, 23 June 2015 |
| Nibbler | (09:00:21): | I've decided to put "Chief Innovation Officer, doing.biz" in my dating profiles. Definitely artificially inflating my personal stock |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:02:55): | That's not a bad idea |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:03:05): | Put Director of BSA (bird sodomy articles) |
| Nibbler | (09:03:32): | Subject Matter Expert, Bird Sodomy |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:04:51): | If you're not into bird anus, there is no us |
| Nibbler | (09:05:45): | You can't spell anus without us |
| Nibbler | (09:06:58): | Anyone else have articles to post? I'm gonna do one today and one tomorrow. |
| Nibbler | (09:08:30): | I'm also gonna start doing Instagram with the #BadBusiness campaign. Let me know if you think of a better name |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:08:59): | No completely articles at the moment no but I do have on in mind I'll get on |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:09:09): | And I like #badbusiness lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:10:03): | We should just complain how most products don't come with a turkey dinner, and show our improved version that comes with a turkey dinner |
| Nibbler | (09:11:38): | That's why we like Hungry Man. Their turkey dinners come with turkey. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:12:16): | Then we show the chicken meal hungry man and improve it by just turning it into a turkey dinner |
| Nibbler | (09:13:03): | Now is it turkey we're to eat OR a bunch of turkeys (living) gathered around a table for dinner |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:13:53): | I sent over my Gorilla one |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:15:09): | Sites down |
| Nibbler | (09:15:29): | Time Saving tips: when in a rush to get into work in the morning, apply deodorant while sitting on the crapper |
| Nibbler | (09:16:02): | What do you mean? |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:21:11): | Like the site won't load in mobile or desktop |
| Nibbler | (09:21:26): | It is for me |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:21:39): | Maybe it's my work then |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:22:33): | It works when I'm not in my work wifi |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:22:48): | Must be my work |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:24:41): | They're censoring ngbm |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:26:27): | It's probably due to competition |
| Nibbler | (09:27:01): | How dare they |
| Nibbler | (09:42:20): | http://www.doing.biz/blog/6/2015/romance-in-the-workplace |
| Nibbler | (09:42:32): | @nextgenbizMAN will be tomorrow |
| Nibbler | (09:43:08): | actually Marc's gorilla. i'll take a look and edit. then nextgenbizman the dat after |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:43:30): | What's @nextgenbizMAN |
| Nibbler | (09:44:27): | Sup bro? Think you're pretty clever, don't you?\xa0Think you can get by riding on our coattails? Think you're going to cash in on our success? Go for it.\n\u201cImitation is the sincerest form of flattery.\u2014 books\nWe are a collective. We are men, plural. You are a lowly little biz man in Montana, if you're even a man at all.\xa0\nQuite frankly we are reveling in your mediocrity.\nSlander? No!\xa0This is an official proclamation of beef; high quality, Grade A, prime cut, Montana grass-fed\xa0beef.\xa0Congratulations, man. |
| Nibbler | (09:44:57): | calling out that punk |
| Nibbler | (09:45:02): | starting a twitter war |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:48:25): | #gofuckyaself |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:49:25): | Omg I love this |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:49:38): | Let's market this as big business taking on the evil small business |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:49:44): | Let's stand up for the big guys |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:50:40): | Let's win one for capitalist America for a changr |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:50:42): | Change |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:53:09): | We're not gonna get pushed around by predatory mom and pop shops anymore |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:55:19): | Should we actually reach out to this guy before hand though |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:55:42): | So he knows it's not real and so we could potentially just drum up hits for both is us, make it a mutually beneficial thing |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:56:23): | No this is real |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:56:36): | I'm a business man not a business bitch |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:56:58): | Tell him if he wants to have his own business with a completely retarded name he has to mess with us first |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:05:14): | I like this concept and joke and everything but this looks like this guy's actual livelihood and that's not something I actually want to mess with. What if he takes it wrong and looks to legal action. I mean obviously this guy is insane since he took nextgenbizman as his real company name. |
| Nibbler | (10:37:44): | I'll reach out on Twitter just in case. It's sad if this is his livelihood though. |
| Nibbler | (10:38:14): | It could be bad if he sues |
| Nibbler | (10:38:27): | But fuck em |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:43:54): | So wait what is the real case here? |
| Nibbler | (10:44:42): | Should we reach out to him? I think it's funnier of we don't but shit could go bad |
| Nibbler | (10:45:10): | I think it's kind of obvious we're a joke. We can ourselves a shadowy collective |
| Nibbler | (10:45:16): | Call* |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:53:24): | If I get a chance I'll email people with the name Tim Cook on LinkedIn and see if I can interview them |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:57:53): | I agree it's funnier if we don't but we'll put ourselves at more risk. I guess we should vote on it. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:03:55): | What did this guy say to you and what is his site? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:06:38): | I don't think he's contacted us nor him at all yet |
| Nibbler | (11:07:19): | He hasn't said anything at all. I discovered him by accident |
| Nibbler | (11:07:27): | I vote Nay |
| Nibbler | (11:07:39): | If he reaches out we'll stop |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:09:38): | Alright that's cool with me, we don't contact him but if he asks us to stop we do |
| Nibbler | (11:11:42): | Yeah. Sounds reasonable. Plus, its parody, right? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:15:00): | Well we weren't formed as a parody of him but independently so I don't think we're safe under parody law if that's what you mean. But I think he should be able to tell we are joking |
| Nibbler | (11:15:46): | Agreed. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:18:38): | This guy seems like a joke. Why are you worried about him lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:19:15): | Do you think he will pay thousands of dollars in legal fees to protect his 200 followers |
| Nibbler | (11:19:53): | Not in the slightest. And he's in Montana |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:20:35): | So let's just do whatever we want |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:24:01): | I don't think anything will happen but it's good to be on the safe side. And if a lawyer thought it was a winnable harrasment/defamation case he could not pay any legal fees just saying |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:24:17): | We just can't insult or mock the guy |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:24:24): | Like that's all that we do |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:25:22): | I think I'm just paranoid lol odds are hell never know about us |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:25:43): | It's just some dudes personal account |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:26:24): | You're being way too paranoid. If Steve can spend all day online doing far shadier shit than us and not get arrested why can't we cyber bully a grown man in Montana |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:28:31): | Steve was involved in lawsuits actually lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:28:51): | Well 2 that I know of |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:29:00): | He was just lucky he wasn't a bigger investor |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:31:53): | Idk I just feel like if this guy is crazy enough to try to legitimize nextgenbizman who knows what is going on in his head lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:32:19): | Josh start the bullying |
| Nibbler | (11:47:54): | What lawsuits was Steve a part of? |
| Nibbler | (11:48:32): | He doesn't even pay for a website. He has a free one on WordPress. I doubt this is a legit business of his |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:50:03): | One company he was investing in was sued for shady practices and the top 10000 investors were all involved, steve luckily wasn't that much of an investor. I forgot the company name on that one. And ok yea I'm just Paranoid go through with it |
| Nibbler | (11:50:14): | My mom is the only person to have liked the romance in the workplace post |
| Nibbler | (11:50:58): | I'll post Marc's gorilla marketing thing first. Let's face NextGenBizMAN for Monday |
| Nibbler | (11:51:06): | Start the week off right |
| Nibbler | (11:53:38): | Plus, all we day is that he's a lowly little biz man, he might not be a true man, and that he is mediocre |
| Nibbler | (11:53:42): | Say* |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:57:13): | You can call him out. He can't take an legal action as along as it's not slandering say his business is shitty. That's your opinion and no one can stop you from saying it. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:00:14): | Yea that's what I'm saying we can't slander or just straight up harrass. Not to mention I don't think just straight up harassment would be funny it would make us look bad |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:00:33): | New article idea. Transparency, but a lot of it. See through stalls in the bathrooms |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:00:44): | See through buildings |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:00:52): | Naked workers |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:01:02): | That's illegal |
| Nibbler | (12:01:05): | No Brian. Too far |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:01:07): | See through clothes |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:01:25): | Get plastic wrapped for work |
| Nibbler | (23:37:45): | just going through this again, Pete, you should definitely reach out to everyone who shares the same name as famous CEOs. |
| Nibbler | (23:37:51): | it'd be hysterical |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:38:50): | I'm on it |
| Nibbler | (23:39:53): | zuckerberg |
| Nibbler | (23:40:11): | jack dorsey |
| Nibbler | (23:40:21): | bill gates |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:40:31): | Also this is the best part of Adam Scott's ama |
| Nibbler | (23:41:35): | Sup bro? Think you're pretty clever, don't you?\xa0Think you can get by riding on our coattails? Think you're going to cash in on our success? Go for it.\nWe are a collective. We are men, plural. You are a lowly little biz man in Montana, if you're even a man at all.\xa0\nWe are business men, not business bitches.\xa0We are\xa0not going to allow ourselves to get pushed around by some predatory Mom & Pop operation. Capitalist America deserves a win\xa0for a change. We are standing up for the big guys. For the men who did it first.\xa0\nWe will fight tooth and nail,\xa0proudly standing behind the inane moniker of Next Generation Business. If you want it, you'll have to go through us first.Quite frankly we are reveling in your mediocrity.\nSlander? No!\xa0This is an official proclamation of beef; high quality, Grade A, prime cut, Montana grass-fed\xa0beef.\xa0Congratulations, man. |
| Nibbler | (23:41:42): | added some lines per our chat |
| Nibbler | (23:41:48): | let me know what you think |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:42:15): | I love it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:42:30): | Predatory mom and pop operation lol |
| Nibbler | (23:47:14): | whats fabric.io? did you sign us up for that pete? |
| Wednesday, 24 June 2015 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:06:43): | Yea I was looking at that for twitter dev |
| Nibbler | (09:01:32): | Marc, did you write an updated gorilla article, or is it just the one you emailed a few weeks ago |
| Nibbler | (09:01:35): | ? |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:26:01): | Few weeks ago |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:31:03): | For real lets get drunk and go to Dave and Busters. I know the perfect date |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:31:49): | Like a date for me |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:31:50): | I'm down to go assuming you know where a Dave and busters is |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:31:54): | Not a calendar day |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:32:10): | There's one in. NY |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:33:40): | And my sister does the account for them. So I'll see where all of them are |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:33:41): | Id go |
| Thursday, 25 June 2015 |
| Nibbler | (09:24:50): | At a certain point, in one it two years time, when we have a lot of content, we should compile it into a book. There's some guy in my office that did that. He had a blog and just decided to make a book of all of his posts. He used https://www.lulu.com |
| Nibbler | (09:25:02): | One or two* |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:27:01): | Ohhh vanity publishing |
| Nibbler | (10:04:18): | http://imgur.com/uINLNQg.jpg |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:20:58): | I'd only want to publish a book if there was buyers |
| Nibbler | (12:36:25): | They're on demand publishers. Pretty much they only print if there's an order placed |
| Nibbler | (12:36:34): | Lulu that is |
| Nibbler | (15:06:13): | We need one of these |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:13:28): | Get rid of the working part |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:01:53): | Writing a new article. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:22:15): | The transparency one? |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:22:51): | No. I have to do that one too. It's about being better then your boss or client to show they are in good hands |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:33:25): | Lol |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:33:48): | Sent |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:34:04): | Now I'll work on the transparency one |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:37:08): | I want it on my desk by tomorrow morning or you gotta find somewhere else to write fake business articles |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:55:57): | Sent. I figured everyone can help in this one |
| Reps for Jesus | (18:26:26): | We still on for PA |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:27:00): | Yea I'm still good for it |
| Reps for Jesus | (18:27:24): | I will need a ride because my sister is taking the car |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:32:16): | That's fine I'll be driving up I can scoop you. |
| Reps for Jesus | (18:40:23): | Leave the third? |
| Nibbler | (19:10:53): | i'm down to come with. what is there to do there? can we rent kayaks and shit |
| Nibbler | (19:10:54): | ? |
| Nibbler | (19:11:21): | also, my roommate is a lawyer and I had him read the @NextGenBizMAN article. he said we're fine |
| Nibbler | (19:11:54): | it's obvious it's a joke and he'd lose in court. if he says anything, we stop, but we're good otherwise |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:12:50): | Ok cool and yea was planning on leaving the third |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:14:14): | There's a waterfall trail to hike among others I'm sure we can find, it's close to the Delaware that you can canoe/kayak/tube down in addition to being on the lake. Got board games puzzles darts and a DVD player too if it rains |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:34:28): | Lots and lots of booze right |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:34:38): | Like wake up. Drank. Sit down. Drank |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:35:05): | Lol I'll have to study in the mornings plus I get terrible hangovers now but there is/we can bring booze and bud. |
| Nibbler | (22:38:01): | Running a shady operation? Don't. Transparency is now a thing.\nWHAT'S NEXT?\nSome have opened up\xa0their books, while others have spoken to their hiring of an\xa0overwhelming number of upper middle class white males. Here at NGBM, we do not follow trends,\xa0we blaze. Trails, that is. |
| Nibbler | (22:38:09): | A NEW MODEL\nWe are proud to announce a new model of transparency: Total Transparency.\nNot only will our financials become public knowledge, the actual books will be transparent. Think\xa0ink on cellophane. Literally transparent books. You will be able to see through everything.\xa0\nFloor-to-ceiling transparent walls will allow passersby to see just how dedicated we are to our jobs.\xa0\nSearch histories will be tweeted publicly.\xa0\nBathrooms are paramount. See-through stalls and toilets will ensure that none of us are secretly drug mules for the Mexican cartels.\nEven transparent clothing. Unless you're in porn or are a "dancer," being naked in the workplace is illegal. With transparent clothing, you can show that you are not a smuggler.\xa0\nRemember, when everything is transparent, you cannot hide a thing. |
| Nibbler | (22:38:14): | Marc??? |
| Nibbler | (22:45:42): | It is not a typo; I mean Gorilla.\nGorilla Marketing\xa0is our specialty. We beat our chests, gathering people from far and wide to marvel at our strengths and physical prowess. Why hide your message "subliminally"? We prefer shoving\xa0products in your face, instilling fear and admiration, leaving you wanting more.\xa0\nYou've surely bought literally hundreds of business cards. We did. They don't even have our names on them. What sense is there in handing out a measly few, when you can just as easily litter floors and tables with dozens, if not hundreds of them, for all eyes to see.\nand here's gorilla marketing... |
| Nibbler | (22:46:08): | It is not a typo; I mean Gorilla.\nGorilla Marketing\xa0is our specialty. We beat our chests, gathering people from far and wide to marvel at our strengths and physical prowess. Why hide your message "subliminally"? We prefer shoving\xa0products in your face, instilling fear and admiration, leaving you wanting more.\xa0\nYou've surely bought literally hundreds of business cards. We did. They don't even have our names on them. What sense is there in handing out a measly few, when you can just as easily litter floors and tables with dozens, if not hundreds of them, for all eyes to see. |
| Nibbler | (22:46:23): | RETURN ON INVESTMENT\nWant more people in you gym? You could:\n( 1 ) Give out free t-shirts to your members. Sure, some will wear them around town, but the return on your investment will be miniscule.\nOR\n( 2 )\xa0Visit other gyms in the area, sabotaging their weights and other equipment. Their patrons will detect the abrupt change in quality. Expect a mass exodus to\xa0your gym. |
| Nibbler | (22:46:33): | Failing tax firm? You could:\n( 1 ) Free pens!\nOR\n( 2 )\xa0Visit other tax firms\xa0in the area, sabotaging their integrity by publicly\xa0proclaiming for all to hear that their shady ethics and grey morals have landed you in a Federal penitentiary for +3 years. Your saving grace was [enter the name of\xa0your failing tax firm\xa0here] and that they somehow, miraculously managed to get you off scot-free.\nBeat your chest. Be a proud business owner. Be the Alpha Male.\xa0\nIt is a tough road to the top, but when you get there, you will\xa0never want to go back. You will do anything, and I mean anything, to guarantee that\xa0you will\xa0not fail. |
| Friday, 26 June 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:36:02): | I'm locked out of my office lol. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:37:39): | Day off lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:38:47): | I'm just in my car in reddit listening to the radio till someone comes and unlocks it lol |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:38:54): | Looks good josh |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:40:59): | Both look good |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:45:00): | Roll a fatty |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:48:00): | Too late receptionist got her, she was just hungover lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:48:59): | \ufffd |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:49:20): | \ufffd |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:53:00): | \ufffd I love this emoji |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:53:15): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:57:30): | He looks like he just realized we are all star dust |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:59:19): | We are? Fuuuuuuuuck |
| Nibbler | (10:07:20): | I guess polygamy is next, cause gay marriage is now legal everywhere |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:17:55): | I can't wait for gay divorce. |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:18:09): | It's gunna fuck up the alimony system |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:18:24): | And trophy wives are gunna be shit out of luck |
| Nibbler | (10:18:46): | No word on divorce. Gay marriage is like herpes. It's for life |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:19:31): | We were gay married. Now we want gay divorce. Courts system be like. Nigga you just fought for this shit and you wanna give it up. What are you poncho villa |
| Nibbler | (10:20:28): | Don't bring literature into this. I don't know who poncho villa is |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:22:30): | He was a Mexican Revolutionary who would topple governments and then give them up. So he could topple them again. He was a real person |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:24:47): | God Josh. Do you even know the anything about the hostile political environment after Mexican independence from Spain and the turm oil that follows. That's like kindergarten stuff josh. I blame not having pray in school for your lack of eduction |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:30:48): | God would have learned you good josh |
| Nibbler | (10:34:45): | So in the supreme Court discussions, they actually questioned what's to stop polygamy from happening |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:39:39): | I'm just glad to still have my Healthcare subsidy |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:39:53): | And really why should it be stopped |
| Nibbler | (10:40:21): | You use the ACA? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:40:22): | If everyone involved is cool with it what's the issue? I thought this was America |
| Nibbler | (10:40:48): | You're not on your parents healthcare? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:41:05): | I signed up for insurance through Healthcare.gov not too long ago and on my bill there's a subsidy section where the govt pays 150 of my 200 bill |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:41:11): | Not anymore |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:41:26): | I thought I was allowed to be on it till I was 25 |
| Nibbler | (10:41:34): | 26 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:41:38): | But they wanted me to get my own for whatever reason |
| Nibbler | (10:41:54): | To teach you independence bitch |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:42:04): | Yea apparently lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:42:23): | Whatever they're losers anyway once I hit the lottery I'm so outta here |
| Nibbler | (10:43:06): | Determination. Enough of it and you'll win the lottery |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:43:47): | Fox news was so pissed at the supreme Court yesterday it was great lol |
| Nibbler | (10:44:15): | The presidential elections are going to be amazing |
| Nibbler | (10:44:26): | Debates* |
| Nibbler | (10:44:33): | Fuck it. Both |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:44:44): | I really hope trump is in a debate just for the dumb shit he'd say |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:45:06): | He's second behind bush now poll wise which tells you how bad the GOP is now lol |
| Nibbler | (10:45:11): | He will be |
| Nibbler | (10:45:38): | They're doing a tiered debate system because there's too many candidates |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:45:44): | Well I hear if he did that'd he'd official be running and would have to disclose Financials he doesn't really want to so we shall see |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:45:59): | When's the first debate |
| Nibbler | (10:46:20): | August 8th I believe |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:46:49): | Trumps refusing to disclose his birth certificate |
| Nibbler | (10:47:12): | O boy |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:47:41): | Apparently Telemundo is no longer airing his beauty pageant for his racist remarks |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:49:18): | People are pulling out left and right |
| Nibbler | (10:49:19): | He's a buffoon |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:49:33): | And also withdrawing from the pageant |
| Nibbler | (10:50:37): | \ufffd |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:50:41): | If you haven't seen his speech announcing he's running you should it could be satire if you didn't know any better |
| Nibbler | (10:50:55): | "I'm really rich" |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:59:50): | He's such a shitbag |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:05:40): | Ben Lin is now in on Instagram. Let the neck beard commence |
| Nibbler | (11:33:57): | http://i.imgur.com/2DWXfGR.jpg |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:34:15): | 520 bro |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:52:34): | Holy shit Donald Trump actually is refusing to release birth certificate and passport records lol |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:52:51): | What you thought I was joking |
| Nibbler | (12:53:00): | Yeah |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:53:12): | I was not |
| Nibbler | (12:53:30): | O, that was a response to Brian. I knew you weren't lying |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:56:03): | Yea I thought you were joking |
| Nibbler | (13:18:44): | Gorilla marketing is live |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:26:58): | My boss likes to have a mid afternoon nap in the kitchen sometimes |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:27:07): | That's when you know you made it |
| Nibbler | (13:27:37): | Sharpie and dicks, Brian. Sharpie and dicks. |
| Nibbler | (13:28:47): | I'm getting legit business cards. |
| Nibbler | (13:30:27): | For ClassPass that is |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:34:43): | How is working at class pass so far |
| Nibbler | (13:35:52): | No complaints. Pitched an idea yesterday to head of engineering and got the go ahead to lead the project. At least for the time being |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:36:16): | That's awesome |
| Nibbler | (13:36:26): | Hows the cube farm? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:36:36): | I really enjoy it so far |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:36:42): | Sweet nice going |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:36:43): | Prob the happiest I've been with a job |
| Nibbler | (13:36:57): | Sheep |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:36:57): | And that's awesome congrats pete |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:37:18): | I don't have a cube though, we all sit in clusters of desks |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:37:28): | The office style? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:37:38): | Yeah kind of like that |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:40:39): | Nice. I had to watch a webinar today on software we don't have lol |
| Nibbler | (13:41:41): | Where did you find this job again? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:42:46): | Lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:42:58): | At the bus stop it sounds like right? Lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:43:09): | I mean it's software he wants to get but still |
| Nibbler | (13:46:10): | You guys seeing Rene tomorrow? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:47:23): | Don't think so I think I got a date with jurassic world |
| Nibbler | (14:47:53): | Wasn't that good |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:50:07): | I'll be in LBI till Sunday |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:40:24): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:41:48): | It's because of gay marriage, he's a homophonic lio |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:41:50): | Lion |
| Reps for Jesus | (17:53:28): | Do I have to wear sleeves to a date? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:54:05): | Depends, you wanna get laid or not brah |
| Reps for Jesus | (18:02:09): | You've seen my cannons. They aren't meant to be in shirt prison |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:03:35): | Tell her "you've seen the cannon, now how about I show you the cannon balls and how they shoot" |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:04:02): | I hope this chick is into revolutionary Era military tech |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:05:47): | Shirt prison lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:06:08): | I like that |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:42:39): | This might be the worst date I have ever been on |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:42:58): | But she has huge boobs. So I'll use and abuse her |
| Nibbler | (20:43:01): | Yeah. You're texting all of us. She in the bathroom? Leave |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:43:11): | I'm in the bathroom |
| Nibbler | (20:43:31): | Just hang in there for ten minutes |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:04:33): | Make a BM for good luck |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:11:19): | You can do it marc |
| Reps for Jesus | (21:11:35): | I'm just gunna bang her |
| Nibbler | (21:17:18): | Bang her in the bathroom. Let the stank from your b-hole permeate her nostrils |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:23:07): | Put it in her butt Marc. Do it now |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:24:14): | I swear to god if you don't bang her in that restaurant's bathroom |
| Nibbler | (21:24:54): | Buffalo wild wings again? |
| Nibbler | (21:25:22): | He must be in her butt right now cause he's not responding |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:30:30): | I hope it's a good hole marc |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:32:37): | It's an A+ hole |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:35:25): | Look at him! He loves it! He loves that hole! |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:35:59): | It's the story of the boy and his hole |
| Nibbler | (21:41:54): | Gotta pay the swole toll if Marc's gonna get in her a-hole |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:54:21): | I really hope this is what is happening |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:54:33): | All these puns deserve it |
| Nibbler | (21:56:24): | With all these puns, he better be all up in them buns |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:54:03): | Hey Marc how was the poop chute |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:54:17): | Was it as slimy and brown as you imagined |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:59:32): | If this girl isn't getting butt fucked in a bww bathroom then I don't want to fucking live anymore |
| Nibbler | (23:00:06): | Would Applebee's suffice? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:01:42): | I'll accept a rim job at Applebee's |
| Nibbler | (23:02:05): | Who's rimming who? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:02:44): | It's a dominance room |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:02:50): | *move |
| Nibbler | (23:03:37): | Stimulate that hole Marc! |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:04:23): | Remember it's not gay to like a fist in your ass. Just really weird |
| Reps for Jesus | (23:12:19): | You guys are idiots |
| Reps for Jesus | (23:12:27): | We made out in her car |
| Reps for Jesus | (23:12:35): | I'm putting it in her butt in Tuesday |
| Nibbler | (23:14:39): | I'm gonna start referring to the vagina as the c-hole. If ya know what I mean. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:19:33): | I C What you did there |
| Saturday, 27 June 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:58:40): | http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7TsqPF_jZlM |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:58:53): | Finally something for rich white people like us |
| Nibbler | (09:01:04): | I'm not actually white |
| Nibbler | (09:01:12): | There, I said it |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:04:01): | We had a good run |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:29:27): | Transracial? |
| Nibbler | (09:30:27): | Nope. Straight up southeast Asian. |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:18:57): | None |
| Nibbler | (15:43:57): | Everyone going to Pennsylvania? |
| Nibbler | (15:44:05): | Also what time you leaving on Friday? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:01:59): | I might go |
| Nibbler | (16:03:38): | Let's jerk each other off in a two person kayak on the lake. |
| Nibbler | (16:03:44): | Or in the woods |
| Nibbler | (16:03:55): | Whatever floats your boat |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:06:42): | For real though let's plan out activities to do |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:07:00): | I have brochures and know some stuff around thetr |
| GroupMe | (16:07:03): | Slurms McKenzie changed the group's name to Prostate PounderZ |
| Nibbler | (16:07:15): | I'd totally rent a kayak |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:07:19): | I'll find it and post pictures of it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:07:24): | That's doable and close |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:07:30): | I mean I want to get fucked up but I don't want that to be the only thing lol |
| Nibbler | (16:07:39): | Your house is on a lake, right? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:14:01): | Yea we have a dock |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:14:06): | We have a canoe |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:14:15): | Paddleboat |
| Nibbler | (16:14:40): | O cool |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:30:44): | You know the only water vessel I travel in are schooners. You Peasant |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:32:20): | I have burgers and hotdogs up there I'll probably bring some chicken and other stuff too |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:34:54): | What's our cocaine situation like |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:35:39): | Enough to drown a small Columbian child |
| Nibbler | (16:42:01): | What's the food situation like. Bring everything with our is there a grocery store nearby |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:43:13): | Who would buy this |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:44:03): | My fraternity brother apparently |
| Nibbler | (16:44:49): | Tip #1. Protect the nip. |
| Nibbler | (16:44:57): | For shame |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:04:11): | He's just asking for the nipster to get him |
| Nibbler | (17:04:54): | Is that actually your frat bro? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:07:09): | What a hunk |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:44:42): | We should try and get onto judge Mathis again |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:44:55): | Well I wasn't there but i want to ne |
| Nibbler | (17:47:11): | I still can't believe they got back to us about goldilocks and the 3 dildos |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:49:00): | Let's get a ngbm lawsuit |
| Nibbler | (18:15:32): | I think we'll have one come Monday |
| Nibbler | (18:15:48): | Actually, that'd be brilliant for marketing |
| Nibbler | (18:16:10): | Let's sue nextgenbizman |
| Nibbler | (18:16:17): | And go on TV |
| Nibbler | (18:16:35): | It's free marketing |
| Nibbler | (18:18:56): | and we'll all have matching shirts and throw business cards into the crowd as we walk out in victory |
| Monday, 29 June 2015 |
| Nibbler | (06:30:03): | @nextgenbizMAN is live |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:37:00): | Maybe we should tweet at him |
| Nibbler | (13:39:32): | Definitely. I can't do it while I'm at work though. I'll wait till later. Plus, he's an hour or two behind |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:44:40): | Josh's mom's Facebook comments on NGBM articles are the very foundation that our organization is built on |
| Nibbler | (18:21:57): | She gets it |
| Nibbler | (18:46:05): | What should I say to NextGenBizMAN? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:55:25): | Your shit is wack and your girls a hoe |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:00:03): | I mock you're value system and your sexual performance is below average |
| Nibbler | (19:40:10): | How about... "We no what your up two. You're game is week." |
| Nibbler | (19:40:27): | ? |
| Nibbler | (19:43:04): | Purposefully misspelled words obviously |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:48:30): | How about "do you like sex? Do you like to travel? Then you can fuck off" |
| Nibbler | (19:49:11): | Maybe if things get heated. Start with a slow roll, but that is amazing |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:50:20): | I stole it from Veep but it is amazing |
| Nibbler | (19:50:41): | Perfect. He stole from us, so we can do the same |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:25:20): | How would you guys feel about writing installments of erotic business fan fiction involving a new CEO each article |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:28:26): | How about we just write fifty shades of gay |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:28:52): | But this time we do it right |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:28:55): | I'm in |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:52:06): | Chapter one. All Yall Niggas is Faggots |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:57:45): | One of the Wayans brothers is making 50 shades of black like 50 shades of gray but turns out he's really bad at sex |
| Nibbler | (21:09:18): | Let's do interviews with people that share names of CEOs, then write writing fiction of those people |
| Nibbler | (21:09:37): | Write Erotic fiction* |
| Nibbler | (22:23:02): | Nextgenbizman blocked us on twitter |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:24:46): | Lolol |
| Nibbler | (22:29:13): | He scurred. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:29:47): | Let's get his address and take this fight to the next level, the illegal level |
| Nibbler | (22:30:13): | He really pussed out quick |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:30:50): | Quick. Get him blocked on Google |
| Tuesday, 30 June 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:30:23): | Did we direct message or RT nextgenbizman or something? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:00:54): | Hey guys I'm sorry but I have to cancel this weekend at pa I need the time to study for my upcoming test. After July 13th though if there's a weekend you guys are available to do it I'm down. |
| Nibbler | (13:26:13): | You're gay |
| Nibbler | (13:26:38): | I was looking forward to my circle jerk on the lake |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:27:18): | We still can it would just have to be another weekend |
| Nibbler | (13:31:54): | Also, I got a free massage today at work |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:37:44): | Was it from a woman |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:38:00): | I don't get a 3 day weekend other weeks though |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:38:03): | Or a business man |
| Nibbler | (13:38:10): | Better believe it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:38:33): | Well haley doesn't get one this week either so I'd still have to go up after she got off around 730/8pm |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:39:23): | I'm just saying the option is there I go up Friday after work and come home Sundays sometimes |
| Nibbler | (13:43:24): | Let's do it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:46:11): | The weekend immediately following my test I have a thing but right after that yea I'm compeltely down to go up after work |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:46:41): | Not to mention anything we want to do like kayaking or paintballing would be much less crowded/hassle |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:56:07): | Brian's house is going to get a scathing review on yelp for this |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:00:26): | "You call this a house?" |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:40:31): | More of a domicile |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:58:00): | I bought shirts for this weekend |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:58:15): | I even bought a sleeveless hoodie. |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:58:22): | Now it's a waste |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:01:01): | And I just bought sleeves I was going to wear while shirtless |
| Nibbler | (20:01:18): | I'm with Marc. You've ruined it. Now this rad dude won't be making an appearance. Brian said "fuck you" to America. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:01:46): | Jesus |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:01:55): | Is that you |
| Nibbler | (20:02:24): | Free schwag from work was gonna do wonders for the 4th of July |
| Nibbler | (20:02:29): | And yes |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:04:10): | Josh Hoboken has changed you |
| Nibbler | (20:05:15): | Also came with this. Who the fuck wants pink grapefruit mint toothpaste? |
| Nibbler | (20:08:19): | O. I should clarify. Pete, yes. I am Jesus. It is me. \U0001f527\U0001f528\U0001f529\U0001f52f\U0001f385\ufffd\ufffd |
| Nibbler | (20:08:48): | And I'm American |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:21:47): | All of this fucking wasted Brian |
| Nibbler | (20:24:59): | Holy shit |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:25:47): | BBQ at my house then? |
| Nibbler | (20:26:02): | I might go to the beach |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:30:52): | Holy shit Marc |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:31:07): | I also got 2 tanks |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:31:49): | And my back to back works champ tank |
| Nibbler | (20:34:41): | Look what ya done did Brian |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:43:42): | I never asked for this |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:43:53): | Well you got it Brian |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:44:02): | God, forgive me |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:44:11): | He can't help you now |
| Nibbler | (20:44:20): | I don't forgive you |
| Thursday, 02 July 2015 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:45:34): | George text Marissa tomei |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:27:13): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:29:31): | I like where this is going |
| Nibbler | (12:55:55): | http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/318/files/2014/11/walkingdeadts191.jpg |
| Nibbler | (12:56:36): | Just saw this guy on the street. He gave me a thumbs up when I said I loved the show the Americans. Then he walked faster |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:58:34): | Oh Mr fancy I work in new York sees another celebrity |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:01:22): | In nj I can't even get the guy stocking the vending machines to notice me. *sigh* senpai |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:24:01): | You're not kawaii enough |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:27:54): | July 31 mark it in your calendars, wet hot American summer first day of camp netflix series comes out |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:29:04): | My body is ready |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:29:24): | I can't believe it's actually happening |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:30:02): | They got like the entire cast too |
| Nibbler | (14:54:33): | What's everyone doing tonight? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:57:47): | Studying like a nerd |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:58:07): | I ain't doing SHIT |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:58:25): | Picking up my dad from the airport. Then nothing |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:39:40): | Let's go pick up each others dads |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:00:12): | I'm starting to get mad. When is my white male cis straight privelage going to start paying dividends? |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:00:32): | I get paid the same as everyone else. Where's my white bonus check |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:06:08): | I blame Obama |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:13:45): | *The Jews |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:02:46): | So wanna BBQ at my house ? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:03:10): | I told Jessie I'd go down to her parents place with her |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:03:35): | Unless you mean tonight lol |
| Nibbler | (19:03:42): | Zach and I are hanging with some white folk |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:03:45): | I meant Saturday |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:03:50): | Fuck whites |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:03:59): | They took my peoples land |
| Nibbler | (19:03:59): | I might got up wob tonight |
| Nibbler | (19:04:03): | Hit* |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:04:07): | In NB? |
| Nibbler | (19:04:11): | Yeah |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:04:16): | Hmmm |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:04:22): | What time. |
| Nibbler | (19:04:56): | Still in Hoboken. Gotta pack, then catch a train at some point. Can't really give a definite time |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:05:18): | Let me know when you're there and I might stop by if I haven't passed out by then |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:05:35): | I'm gunna eat dinner with the family. But let me know |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:05:44): | So I'll be free around 9 |
| Nibbler | (19:05:54): | K |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:06:11): | Goddamn I want pizza |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:13:27): | Pizza is for bitches. Only the most hardcore Mammals are lactose intolerant |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:14:37): | Asian people are the most hardcore animals? |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:14:58): | They are alcohol intolerant |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:15:18): | Stop being racist to those rice eaters |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:19:03): | Also lactose intolerant though. What's the last Chinese dish you ate with cheese in it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:19:25): | Besides my famous mozzerella lo mein |
| Nibbler | (19:19:48): | Get back to studying chump and keep your trap shut |
| Nibbler | (19:20:01): | Mozzarellomein |
| Nibbler | (19:20:24): | NGBM's first restaurant |
| Nibbler | (19:20:46): | We're a Chinese restaurant with a cheesy twist |
| Nibbler | (19:20:58): | But only mozzarella |
| Nibbler | (19:21:56): | Better yet, Mozzarella on Mein. And it has to be on main st |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:25:59): | What should I get for dinner |
| Nibbler | (19:26:12): | Lo Mein |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:26:20): | Coke |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:44:31): | Wild mushroom risotto |
| Friday, 03 July 2015 |
| Nibbler | (15:16:43): | Brian still being gay and studying tonight? |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:21:43): | I'm free |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:21:58): | Yea I'm a Gaylord for the next ween |
| Nibbler | (15:33:06): | Pete, you have those vans without laces, right? |
| Nibbler | (15:33:29): | Do they tear up the back of your ankle? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:33:54): | No |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:34:07): | Are you going to wear them with or without socks |
| Nibbler | (15:34:22): | Without preferably |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:34:27): | I wore those for like 4 years straight, I'd recommend it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:34:35): | They're good without socks |
| Nibbler | (15:34:42): | Sweet |
| Nibbler | (15:34:50): | Did they smell? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:34:57): | Not particularly |
| Nibbler | (15:34:58): | Like, did you wash them? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:35:02): | No lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:35:16): | They're like $40 so when they smell you just throw them out |
| Nibbler | (15:35:32): | True |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:38:09): | They make hemp ones now which are better than canvas imo, more durable |
| Nibbler | (15:38:35): | Interesting |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:27:07): | You guys wanna do something ? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:31:07): | I'm not home now sorry |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:32:54): | Fag |
| Nibbler | (16:33:27): | Going out to dinner with the parents. Then who knows |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:34:27): | http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/texts-you-send-your-20s-vs-texts-you-send-your-clo-2163?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:43:17): | Payday works |
| Saturday, 04 July 2015 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:32:53): | http://www.theonion.com/article/pool-owner-has-bathing-suit-that-touched-his-penis-33222?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:34:10): | You guys don't wear underwear under your bathing suits? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:34:25): | Never |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:34:38): | All my bathing suits have internet |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:35:04): | Wet boxers sound horrifying |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:42:49): | I have done that since I was like 14. Everyone at wood side did |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:43:10): | But the clinging |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:46:17): | Nah |
| Nibbler | (13:58:37): | Commando |
| Nibbler | (14:58:51): | Johnson and Johnson have a subsidiary called Ethicon |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:59:43): | I've never worn boxers under my bathing suit, I'm not a savage |
| Reps for Jesus | (17:09:42): | Why doesn't doing.biz have an Article about MuRica |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:29:37): | We should write an ode to capitalism |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:09:39): | We should move past blog posts and make a video or something |
| Nibbler | (18:12:36): | Agreed. User our posts as guidelines, not necessarily scripts |
| Sunday, 05 July 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:21:00): | This is why I'm a republican |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:21:11): | He was also a republican |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:49:57): | That's why we need top hats |
| Monday, 06 July 2015 |
| Nibbler | (18:12:56): | Shit guys, Facebook says it's Marc's birthday |
| Nibbler | (18:13:09): | What to do |
| Nibbler | (18:23:00): | Also, Todd Margaret is better than I remember. Fucking hysterical |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:40:42): | Yea me and haley watched some more it's much better than I remember |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:14:31): | That moment when a chick sends you a nude snapchat and you opens it at family dinner |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:26:26): | "hey mom and dad, check out this b-hole" |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:26:45): | also |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:27:51): | marc, as part of your birthday gift i have a surprise for you. There is a dating app/site called Luxy which is for millions and sugar babies to match with each other. we can put you on there as a young silicon valley multimillionaire with NGBM |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:04:15): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:54:23): | http://www.theonion.com/article/sad-sack-purchases-screenwriting-software-17254 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:54:29): | Let's make sure this ain't us |
| Tuesday, 07 July 2015 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:39:34): | Nah I use free stuff lol |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:05:41): | My farts have been devastating |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:07:08): | Also where's the dirt poor dating website. I'm about to bring a bitch from rags to riches |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:23:03): | I've always wanted to bring s girl from rags to other different rags |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:07:15): | New dating app. Filthy rich or dirt poor. It's an app where you find men and women. But all there profile picture they are wearing worn clothes and ripped stuff. Did they get it second hand at a thrift store and have a bank account of 23 dollars. Or did they pay 400 dollars for that at urban outfitters |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:07:46): | BETTER DATING ONE. Rags to Bitches. |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:08:15): | Where we take homeless men. Dress them up. And have them go on dates with wealthy women |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:08:17): | Boondocks did it lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:08:30): | Well the name |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:09:14): | Damn cartoons taking all the good things away from hard working real Americans |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:10:25): | Jared from subways home got raided for child porn |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:10:51): | Yes. Yes. Everything is going to plan |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:12:43): | Jared is lucky, he will be able to continue to shove a footlong down his throat every day in prison |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:13:53): | And great cardio |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:17:02): | This is why you always snap chat before setting up a date |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:31:08): | What is why? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:31:17): | Also did you bang the racist yet |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:31:32): | Bitch be fugly. And this weekend I will |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:32:47): | Aww yeaaaaa bang the Jim crow out of her |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:36:17): | I'm doing it for all the minorities. |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:40:09): | This wins. This wins the internet |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:31:31): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:57:28): | Wtf lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:00:34): | Tell her there's a black person who works with you. Like what? Who let him off his plantation |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:05:10): | Lol seriously she been living under a rock though? |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:08:03): | A racist rock |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:46:23): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:11:15): | Civil War comic was awesome just read the whole thing today |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:42:11): | They made a comic about the civil war? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:43:56): | Nah the marvel comic where the government wants superhero to reveal their identities/register and it splits the hero's down the middle. It's really good |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:45:49): | You know that guy who lives off of Main Street? You know the guy with black hair, about 5'8 and has metal claws sticking out of his hands? He was Wolverine the whole time |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:46:41): | I think in canon wolverine is actually like 5'3. Manlets, when will they learn |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:47:10): | Homoculus |
| Wednesday, 08 July 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (07:15:26): | He's also Canadian |
| Reps for Jesus | (07:16:47): | My parents got me focus mitts for my birthday. So if you guys wanna train Alittle. I have all we need |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:18:38): | What are focus mitts |
| Nibbler | (07:18:46): | Focus mitts? What, they help you maintain focus on the dick when whacking it? |
| Nibbler | (07:19:20): | Seriously though. What are they? |
| Reps for Jesus | (07:19:50): | These are focus mitts. You gotta focus cause it's hard to whack it |
| Nibbler | (07:20:36): | Those will totally make your wiener look smaller |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:29:33): | I can't believe you wear those when you jerk off |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:36:57): | It's for top tier jerk offs only, requires a lot of skill they developed over the years |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:02:45): | None |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:05:06): | Oh forgot to tell everyone. Brian didn't know spider monkeys were real |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:05:44): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:08:04): | Look at him sitting in his monkey web |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:21:25): | See that is what I was imaginong |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:24:33): | I'm making a NGBMAce@gmail so I can sign up for shit from business as Ace |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:30:38): | Does our provider not offer email like so we could do @ngbm |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:35:39): | That would be better |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:24:43): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:28:36): | It's gaben |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:31:05): | No HL3 sorry nerds |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:32:25): | Hl3 kiddie porn edition |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:33:01): | He's Gordon Freekid now |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:42:54): | http://i.imgur.com/CBlTm5M.jpg |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:44:33): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:44:57): | I love the anti semitism out of nowhere in the second one |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:49:55): | Also did the Freeman go super sayan at the end? |
| Nibbler | (18:46:14): | Square space offers email via gmail, but it's extra each month |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:49:30): | Brian that picture about wage slaves is fucking hilarious |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:50:46): | I know lol I found it on /r/justneckbeardthinga |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:51:06): | We must free ourselves from our Jewish desires |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:53:24): | Also the "used goods trash whore" |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:53:54): | And I just learned dating a 3d means dating a real woman and not a waifu |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:04:45): | Yeah waifus are 2d |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:54:58): | Is the world falling apart or just the economy right now |
| Nibbler | (22:41:50): | I would not recommend wearing only boxers on a leather couch |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:49:19): | "Doing yoga is like praying to the devil" - My Mom |
| Nibbler | (22:57:27): | Ya skypen bruh? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:02:01): | Nah just china and Greece's economy |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:02:21): | Us stock exchange freeze was just a glitch and isn't a problem |
| Nibbler | (23:02:53): | Um. What? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:04:37): | Wait what |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:04:47): | I just called my mom and she gave me that gem |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:04:55): | She also thinks the Minions movie is satanic |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:05:00): | This is a real human being |
| Nibbler | (23:05:20): | And she made you |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:13:25): | \ufffd |
| Thursday, 09 July 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:04:18): | She would like r/minionhate |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:08:53): | I saw jupiter rising last night and it's bad it's good It was very unintentionally funny |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:33:55): | http://i.imgur.com/ukBW4aE.jpg |
| Nibbler | (13:24:58): | Oddball comedy tour again? Tickets just went on sale? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:27:17): | Did they or are you asking? I'm down for sure, who's headlining? |
| Nibbler | (13:28:51): | My bad. They are on sale |
| Nibbler | (13:29:12): | Aziz and Amy Jew bagel Schubert |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:29:15): | Aziz headlines, with special guest Amy schumer. John mulaney, Michael che, nick Kroll will be therr |
| Nibbler | (13:29:43): | The headliners will be there. Other acts aren't guaranteed |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:29:54): | The thing I see says they go on sale tomorrow |
| Nibbler | (13:29:59): | Remember Hannibal didn't show |
| Nibbler | (13:30:19): | Also he has his own CC show now |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:30:36): | True also he's not on the list this year |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:31:13): | They have the lineup per city |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:31:25): | That's an ok lineup |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:31:32): | When is it? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:31:50): | Aziz, jew bagel, Anthony jeselnik, Jay pharaoh, Jeff ross, Jim norton, Michael che, nick kroll, Todd Barry for NJ |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:31:54): | September 5th |
| Nibbler | (13:32:39): | I'd love to see kroll and Todd Barry is good |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:36:07): | I can probably go |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:36:36): | Same I'd like to and barring any major life events I will |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:38:39): | I'll go |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:40:27): | I'd like seats again |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:31:55): | I'm not a commoner. I need seats |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:36:01): | I didn't mind the lawn |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:37:25): | We are Not 14 year olds sipping wine coolers they snuck into the place. We are adults sipping whiskey we snuck into the place |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:42:38): | Oh so now drinking wine coolers with 14 year olds isnt cool anymore. I don't know what happened to you guys but I don't like it |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:44:06): | We grew up Pete. We grew up. (Rides his razor scooter off into the sunset while drinking a caprisun |
| Friday, 10 July 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:24:01): | We will go out for my birthday next week. Let Brian study this week |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:25:16): | I appreciate that man, we can go ham next weekend |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:29:15): | Haleys sister is getting married Saturday but it's not big, just town hall thing and a reception after at her grandmas, after that we should be free. I assume we should since haley wants to go out for your birthday as well |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:31:11): | Is this gokusnake |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:31:33): | Yes it is, getting married to misses gokusnake |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:31:53): | And fight social drones together |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:37:51): | I hope they watch dbz at the reception |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:38:15): | Actually I want that at my wedding, I just force everyone to watch the whole thing |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:38:38): | Yugioh abridged all day |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:39:03): | You can't really appreciate dragon Ball Z without dragon Ball first so we'll start our marriage video adventure there |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:47:32): | Save dbz for the renewal of vows |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:26:53): | I hate having two bosses |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:40:56): | And now that gay marriage is legal, it is possible to have two bosses and then come home to your two dads. Thanks Obama |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:43:43): | Lol seriously office space is a lot more relatable now. This case that we were missing info on, I told one of the bosses and he knew about all its issues. Well the client calls, the other boss answers and reams me out after because he should have known. I wish they were my two gay dad's just so I could run away and never come back |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:47:59): | Not all jobs are like that, just bad ones. That sounds a lot like my last job actually |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:48:45): | But just remember to cc both people on your emails as a rule of thumb lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:50:07): | It was verbal and the other boss was out so it didn't even cross my mind lok |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:50:18): | Lol* but yea email for everything now to cover my own ass |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:51:33): | oooh never do stuff like that verbally |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:51:44): | Email everyone a follow up when you speak verbally. Saved my ass |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:51:55): | always gotta email, i pretty much never send anything that is of any importance without ccing another person to cover my ass |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:52:24): | yeah exactly |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:52:51): | if i email a customer a question, i cc my manager, the portfolio manager, the relationship manager, the collections agent, etc |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:54:06): | I mean I was talking with him about something else, client calls, we realize we have no info for them, and then I left to work on what I was doing so it just slipped my mind completely |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:55:49): | it's a live and learn situation |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:57:04): | Brian. I know a site that can really help |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:57:09): | It's doing.biz |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:57:47): | Its for the next generation of business men |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:12:20): | True pete plus my the one boss is a hot head and yells a lot anyways should just get used to it. And I'm learning a lot from those guys they seem to be ahead of the biz curve |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:13:23): | And when you are ready to get a new job. Round house kick that bitch and say. NOW IM THE BURGER KING |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:26:17): | Then I'll drive off into the sunset |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:26:25): | Someone microwaved fish in my office |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:28:23): | That's just the pussy of Doris from accounting airing out |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:29:53): | Gotta air it out sometime |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:42:54): | This is a real book and it's free |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:46:53): | M'lady |
| Reps for Jesus | (17:01:07): | I drunk tweet all the time. Does this mean I have to drunk post to LinkedIn now |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:03:00): | Of course |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:05:08): | Just message your coworkers or potential employers "wyd" or "u up" |
| Reps for Jesus | (17:06:02): | Here's my YTD report for yea. It's an excel of my ass checks |
| Reps for Jesus | (17:31:47): | There's a buzzfeed privilege test. |
| Reps for Jesus | (17:32:09): | None |
| Nibbler | (18:12:43): | Send me the link. I'm gonna shoot for a perfect score |
| Reps for Jesus | (18:37:24): | http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you#.jamKG7JPN |
| Nibbler | (18:57:25): | What the fuck. I only got 76% |
| Nibbler | (18:57:48): | I'm way more privileged than you, Marc |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:58:10): | Haha you suck |
| GroupMe | (20:23:50): | Slurms McKenzie changed the group's name to Dirty White Boys |
| GroupMe | (20:24:28): | Slurms McKenzie changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (20:25:27): | Slurms McKenzie changed the group's avatar |
| Saturday, 11 July 2015 |
| Nibbler | (15:40:08): | Thinking of getting a tattoo today |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:29:45): | Kill Whitey |
| Nibbler | (16:31:47): | Where are you? |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:33:29): | It was from last night |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:33:57): | I saw Ron Funches at Carolinas |
| Nibbler | (16:35:04): | Ah. He's good |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:31:43): | Did you get the tattoo |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:31:57): | also we should all go white water rafting. I just went and it was fun |
| Nibbler | (17:33:26): | White as in it's an all white activity |
| Nibbler | (17:33:46): | I'm gonna go to the city tomorrow. The artists on Hoboken were terrible. And high |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:50:23): | Go to kings ave in NYC |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:50:27): | It's a famous shop |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:11:12): | You guys see daredevil on netflix |
| Nibbler | (21:12:30): | Nah. Any good? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:13:08): | People on reddit say it is, watching the pilot now so far so good. Pretty realistic you seem him get beat up and winded |
| Nibbler | (21:13:49): | Punisher will be in season 2 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:17:35): | It was alright. Got bored like 4 episodes in |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:17:36): | I heard it's supposed to be Shane from the walking dead |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:17:47): | Not my kind of show honestly |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:17:54): | You watched it? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:19:06): | Ah gotcha |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:19:16): | I just started |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:19:21): | I watched I think like 5 episodes |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:22:47): | It had cool action but I couldn't get into the super hero stuff |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:23:40): | I just signed up for marvel unlimited it's like Spotify for comic books |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:26:53): | Check out age of apocalypse |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:27:27): | Will do |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:27:46): | Once I get confirmation if you guys want to use it just ask |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:32:54): | Cool beans. I'm not really a comic person though but I would give them another try |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:33:34): | I really liked civil war and always wanted to read the infinity gauntlet series. It's pretty cheap too you can get 1 month for 1 penny promotion |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:33:46): | Or 6 a month or 70 a year |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:34:00): | Operation Brian the neckband is underway |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:34:13): | You got nothing on me |
| Reps for Jesus | (21:45:15): | You can't touch peters neck beard |
| Reps for Jesus | (21:45:20): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:46:09): | I am the king of neck beards |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:46:45): | I'm the king of may mays |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:54:06): | Le epic may may |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:10:34): | So I'm\nIn the third date with the racist. |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:10:44): | And we got a burge with cheese in it. |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:11:23): | And I can't have it but a little ain't bad. |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:11:43): | She bursts back in and said she didn't pay for that and I'm just waiting in the car |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:15:48): | Just leave lol |
| Nibbler | (22:15:58): | Where are you that you're waiting on your car and eating, sonic? |
| Nibbler | (22:16:04): | In* |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:16:11): | 5 guys |
| Nibbler | (22:16:46): | So if you got cheese, yes, you didn't pay. So got it for free. Why complain? |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:16:56): | Like everything was packed up. Dude wanna go home |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:17:08): | Like it's fine. I'm not deathly allergic |
| Nibbler | (22:17:42): | Is she bitching them out on your behalf? |
| Nibbler | (22:17:47): | Leave her |
| Nibbler | (22:17:53): | With peanuts |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:18:26): | I can't just leave her. |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:18:31): | Bitch got my drink |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:26:22): | At least the cashier probably wasn't black |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:27:19): | Just bang her and tell her to get out jeez it's not that hard people |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:27:57): | Just tell her to look at the clock |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:36:57): | The cashier was |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:47:08): | The bathrooms of 5 guys are roomy |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:47:27): | Do it marc |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:47:29): | So that's always an option |
| Sunday, 12 July 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (01:19:09): | How about 5 guys parking lot |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:46:28): | I knew it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:46:34): | Did that really happen |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:55:38): | We didn't fuck. But shit happened if you know what I'm saying |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:07:12): | Blowie? |
| Reps for Jesus | (09:07:36): | You know it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:57:46): | Would you say 5 guys is more or less romantic than bww |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:00:01): | I finds some sluts don't I |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:02:56): | I'm proud of you marc |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:10:58): | So wait though explain again what happened, she yelled at the 5 guys staff? |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:12:06): | Yea. After they closed |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:12:56): | And she yelled about cheese? |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:15:28): | Yea |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:16:03): | Are you going to see her again? |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:16:19): | Yea just to bone thigh |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:16:49): | She suck a mean dick. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:22:13): | Just be careful lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:22:31): | Does she have a Confederate flag in her car |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:24:57): | Just a tramp stamp |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:26:19): | Perfect |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:26:40): | Racist need dick too |
| Nibbler | (13:49:25): | Think I'm gonna get the piece on the top of my right pec |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:53:42): | Still getting the same thing? |
| Nibbler | (14:03:17): | Yeah |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:04:05): | Nice did you pick a shop yet |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:17:03): | What are you getting? |
| Nibbler | (14:45:38): | Hydrogen symbol from watchmen |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:47:04): | So josh is the neck beard |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:09:11): | I still win |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:09:37): | I am the one who has an exsteniive comic collection |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:10:03): | I think we are confusing nerds for neckbeards. Two different things |
| Nibbler | (15:18:02): | I own comics, and I legit have beard on my neck, but fuck you I ain't no neckbeard. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:19:23): | Also watchmen is fucking amazing |
| Nibbler | (15:19:48): | Have you read before watchmen. I kinda refuse |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:20:02): | I won't read it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:20:32): | Watchmen does not need any prequels and it seems like it would detract from the message and impact of the original |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:22:03): | I usually think comics are kind of schlocky but watchmen was the one comic that I thought rivals a lot of famous lit |
| Nibbler | (15:25:21): | Agreed. Also Alan Moore refused to sign off on it, but DC made them anyway |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:28:40): | The movie was good though |
| Nibbler | (15:31:09): | Agreed. Better ending too |
| Nibbler | (15:37:09): | Is this legal? |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:37:29): | Where are you |
| Nibbler | (15:39:01): | Union square |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:39:23): | Doesn't Christie hate weed |
| Nibbler | (15:47:39): | In NYC |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:51:26): | I would jack that truck in 5 minutes |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:51:37): | Gta prepared me for this |
| Nibbler | (16:09:43): | I'm at kings ave right now. Place is really nice |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:11:09): | Yeah it's supposed to be awesome. The guy who runs it, Mike rubendall is a world famous tattooer |
| Nibbler | (16:13:57): | Sweet. Yeah much better quality than the first place I went to |
| Nibbler | (16:28:38): | Appointment booked and paid for. Tuesday night |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:29:23): | Nice who's the artist? |
| Nibbler | (16:30:53): | Zac something. Probably Jewish. You can look at his stuff on their website |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:31:25): | Oh that's a Jewish last name alright lol |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:54:11): | When's the last time we posted something |
| Nibbler | (20:14:15): | A little while. I'll get something up tonight or tomorrow |
| Nibbler | (20:25:52): | http://i.instagram.com/zacscheinbaum/ |
| Nibbler | (20:25:57): | This is my artist |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:32:30): | He looks good |
| Nibbler | (20:33:48): | Didn't realize he's Instagram famous |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:34:32): | How much is he charging |
| Nibbler | (20:42:45): | $200 but I don't mind if it's the best quality |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:44:36): | Yea worth it since this is forever |
| Nibbler | (20:47:34): | Exactly |
| Nibbler | (20:47:54): | Next piece is gonna be much bigger |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:49:14): | Is it gonna be the whole periodic table |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:49:42): | What do you want next |
| Nibbler | (20:49:50): | Nincompooponium |
| Nibbler | (20:50:15): | I want the poem Ozymadias on my ribs |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:50:30): | You're gonna need more ribs |
| Nibbler | (20:50:53): | Generally just a theme of some of my favorite TV shows, movie, books |
| Nibbler | (20:51:00): | It's only 16 lines |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:51:33): | If I had to get one for a tv show i think it'd be the office or its always sunny |
| Nibbler | (20:53:35): | I wanna get one of Calvin and Hobbes too |
| Nibbler | (20:53:45): | And hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:54:08): | I want the entire transcript of the commentary of s2e6 of the office |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:54:15): | On my back |
| Nibbler | (20:54:54): | You should only get the Dwight lines, so everything is out of context |
| Nibbler | (20:55:22): | Also, I want the stonecutters tattoo |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:55:45): | But seriously I don't think I will ever decide on a tattoo |
| Nibbler | (20:56:39): | Decide on the spot. It's always the best plan |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:58:25): | I have the spot but that's all |
| Nibbler | (20:58:44): | Forearm, right? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:58:56): | No upper right arm |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:59:18): | So it's covered by a t shirt |
| Nibbler | (20:59:32): | Ah |
| Monday, 13 July 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (18:26:40): | When you blaze with your Pet |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:48:48): | Shit bruh |
| Tuesday, 14 July 2015 |
| Nibbler | (08:05:48): | Fuckers at Starbucks told me I messed my order up. I asked for a large hot coffee black. They confirmed in their lingo. I said no. Large hot coffee black. Next guy makes the drink, repeats in their lingo. Again I say no. Large hot coffee black. Guy says to the new cashier, you fucked up his order, he wanted dark. I say no, I want black. They ask what I meant. I said I want my coffee black, as in no milk. He said, "yeah, you messed up. Not her." |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:06:48): | Why didn't you just say vente or whatever |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:06:53): | Starbucks Coffee sucks anyways |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:06:59): | I refuse to use their lingo |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:07:04): | This ain't italy |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:07:16): | Their coffee is better than dd or McDonalds |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:07:35): | I think DD is better but starbucks coffee is better than mcdonalds |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:09:34): | You should have asked them what they thought black coffee was |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:10:26): | Be like "I bet they didn't teach that one at the Starbucks academy" |
| Nibbler | (08:10:55): | I refuse to learn their lingo |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:10:55): | I guess they missed that day at business school |
| Nibbler | (08:11:09): | Just give me my fucking crack |
| Nibbler | (08:11:26): | Actually McDonald's has pretty good coffee |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:11:57): | Actually never had I was thinking of burger King their coffe sucks |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:12:06): | Bk is trash |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:12:20): | McDonalds coffee is OK but it's the cheapest one out there |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:12:47): | I usually just go there to circle the parking lot and make fun of the blue collar workers but I sometimes get a drink too |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:15:31): | I don't see blue collar or white collar because I am collared blind |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:20:43): | I only drink imported cross hybrid tea from the Yucatan. You fucking plebeians |
| Nibbler | (08:21:53): | Fuck off you Starbucks whore |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:02:34): | When the bosses are away Brian will play. I'm gonna write an article today for the site |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:09:34): | So I took a BMI test. I'm in the Extreme Obese section. |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:09:45): | These are my bros |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:10:00): | Cause we extreme |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:11:23): | Extreme obese? That's a thing? |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:11:42): | Anyone over 40 is extreme |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:11:53): | 40 BMI |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:12:18): | So you're like Tony hawk |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:12:41): | Pretty much |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:12:53): | Doing sweet kick flips and flipping burgers |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:11:45): | So this just happened. The girl who I got caught by her neighbors just sent me a snap chat. I my mind I said "wow. I can do better" |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:12:03): | Am I becoming one of those adults you speak of |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:17:37): | Oh the chick who blew you in front of her house? |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:19:24): | Yea |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:20:08): | She tryna smash? |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:20:27): | She has a boyfriend but sent me a picture of her in the bath |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:27:08): | Who takes baths these days |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:32:32): | Hedens |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:34:05): | Ask her if her boyfriend would approve |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:53:07): | Anyone wanna see southpaw with me ? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:03:23): | What's that |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:04:32): | Nvm just googled it. I'll go see it with you when it comes out |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:07:32): | Josh did you get your prostate tattoo yet |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:36:49): | TBS is doing a seinfeld remix thing |
| Nibbler | (18:45:16): | 830. Definitely nervous |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:45:32): | ? |
| Nibbler | (18:45:47): | My tattoo |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:46:09): | Oh right. Don't sweat it is a cool design. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:47:40): | Have a drink before, calm your nerves |
| Nibbler | (18:48:19): | O. I want it, but shit is never going away. Last time I'll be pure for jebus |
| Nibbler | (18:49:39): | Also, Brian, not a word of this gets back to my parents |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:51:27): | Does zach know? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:51:34): | Can zach know? |
| Nibbler | (18:52:04): | He doesn't. I'll tell him though. |
| Nibbler | (18:52:19): | He wants to get some too I think |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:33:24): | Are you worried about Jewish cemeteries |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:34:25): | and I've heard some people say the experience of getting a tattoo is kind of cool, like adrenaline wise |
| Nibbler | (19:35:37): | Fuck the dirt Jews. I'm with Frank Reynolds |
| Nibbler | (19:37:46): | Dirt Jews. I like that. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:38:26): | Almost as good as mountain Jews |
| Nibbler | (19:39:42): | Dirt Jews actually though. As in the Jews in the ground. No Jew lives in the mountains. |
| Nibbler | (19:39:52): | Actually exist* |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:47:21): | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews |
| Nibbler | (19:50:25): | This is news to me. |
| Nibbler | (19:56:23): | Pre game dump// got me feelin pumped |
| Nibbler | (19:56:29): | What's the next line? |
| Nibbler | (19:56:47): | Also, there an artist here a recognize from TV |
| Nibbler | (19:56:51): | I* |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:57:14): | Bald guy? |
| Nibbler | (19:58:10): | Yeah. Think his name is rubenthal or something |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:59:27): | Yea that's Mike rubendall, he's the guy who owns the place. I saw a cool documentary on him. He's really famous |
| Nibbler | (20:43:37): | That was easy |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:43:47): | How's it look |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:44:05): | Did he pull a fake out and draw a swatstika |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:44:15): | Post a pic |
| Nibbler | (20:44:18): | Really well done. I'll take pictures later |
| Wednesday, 15 July 2015 |
| Nibbler | (01:18:43): | Made sure to throw in some nip for ya |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:31:54): | Looks good, I thought it would have been lowr |
| Nibbler | (07:35:09): | I wanted it right about there. Then he placed it where he thought it would look best in time |
| Nibbler | (08:11:03): | Think I'll do the stonecutters on the opposite side |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:15:03): | But you're no stonecutter |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:17:26): | Who makes Steve guttenberg a star? We do |
| Nibbler | (08:18:47): | Let's buy stonecutters.org |
| Nibbler | (08:19:16): | Damn. Already taken |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:25:39): | You do know they're a real organization right lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:26:23): | Pete remember sarah iacone, I remember when we hung at her place she had a pic of her grandpa who was a stonecutter or freemason |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:43:15): | Isn't that the girl Sal dated |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:44:44): | I don't think stonecutters are real lol |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:50:56): | That's what they want you to think Pete. |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:51:00): | Open your eyes man |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:07:37): | She is and I'm wrong they're not. Her grandpa was a Grand Pooba in the freemasons though, they're real. |
| Nibbler | (09:07:58): | Let's start a cult |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:08:04): | I'm in |
| Nibbler | (09:08:04): | Cult of Biz |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:08:09): | When do I commit suicide? |
| Nibbler | (09:08:23): | Whenever you want. Free society bruh |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:09:22): | I've always wanted to write a book about a conspiracy theory |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:09:37): | Some people are idiots and eat that shit up |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:09:59): | It just needs to sound semi plausible |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:02:00): | Go out Friday for marcs birthday? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:02:26): | I'm down |
| Nibbler | (18:50:58): | New idea. How Venmo is killing the homeless |
| Nibbler | (18:51:23): | Forcing them to starve because nobody has pocket change anymore |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:02:53): | Then they get to snipers for iPads |
| Nibbler | (20:03:23): | Huh? |
| Reps for Jesus | (21:00:11): | Square |
| Reps for Jesus | (21:00:18): | Not snippers |
| Nibbler | (21:06:01): | Bums don't got iPads homie |
| Reps for Jesus | (21:06:11): | They will |
| Nibbler | (21:06:59): | Maybe WiFi models but ain't that 4G life |
| Thursday, 16 July 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:23:17): | Joe Dirt 2 is now streaming free on crackle and apparently it's fucking terrible |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:24:21): | Actual screenshot from the movie |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:25:14): | The first one was not a great movie either, we were just 10 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:25:28): | You shut your whore mouth |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:49:10): | In the silence of the office my coworker just said "ugh obama" then asked me if I voted for him |
| Nibbler | (18:41:41): | Joe dirt is an amazing piece of classic film history |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:06:02): | None |
| Nibbler | (22:54:17): | Brian, be sure to ask Steve about Jade Helm |
| Friday, 17 July 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:39:21): | Ok I will what is that? Also what's the plan tonight |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:10:25): | So any ideas for tonight? Bowling? Beer garden? General bar hopping? Just spit balling here |
| Nibbler | (12:13:32): | It's a conspiracy theory about Obama taking all of our guns |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:40:38): | Wanna go to dinner tonight then drinks |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:40:53): | Sounds good to me |
| Nibbler | (15:11:55): | Where you doing this? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:12:18): | I'm down for wherever |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:18:55): | Up to you guys |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:19:28): | When are we doing it? |
| Nibbler | (15:20:51): | Yeah, I'd have to know soon if I'm gonna make it |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:32:02): | Aim for 6. Wanna do Quaker Steak. Or some where in NB? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:46:59): | I won't be able to make it to NB by 6 so I can meet up after for drinks |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:47:17): | We can push it later |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:47:29): | I was just spit balling |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:48:41): | I'm down for quaker or wherever I'm cool with pushing it back. We can pregame at my place if you want just got a huge thing of jack |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:48:55): | I'm game |
| Nibbler | (16:12:05): | You should all get drunk and get matching tattoos |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:14:48): | I'm in, let's all get M A R C |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:16:23): | On the chest or back? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:17:12): | Ass |
| Nibbler | (16:22:10): | Knuckles |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:23:37): | Butt whole |
| Nibbler | (16:31:04): | Verizon FiOS sucks mighty big dick |
| Nibbler | (17:47:48): | I'm gonna catch a train. When you think you'll wanna eat? |
| Reps for Jesus | (17:53:41): | Up to Brian |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:57:59): | I'm ok with whenever. Josh do you need to be picked up? |
| Nibbler | (17:59:08): | Yeah. My dad may do that though |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:02:26): | Ok |
| Nibbler | (21:41:55): | http://www.vice.com/read/ten-years-ago-mr-hands-got-fucked-to-death-by-a-horse-716 |
| Saturday, 18 July 2015 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:12:33): | #tybg |
| Nibbler | (15:56:45): | #tybg? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:36:20): | Thank you based god |
| Nibbler | (18:57:59): | Ah. |
| Nibbler | (18:58:09): | What's based God? |
| Nibbler | (18:58:42): | Heard it before but have no clue what it means |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:00:38): | Lil B is the based god |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:00:59): | "Lil b you can fuck my bitch" |
| Nibbler | (19:01:40): | I'll I'm hearing is words |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:01:59): | Lil B, the greatest rapper of all time |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:02:06): | And he tweets nonstop all day |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:02:24): | Have you heard of the rapper Viper? |
| Nibbler | (19:02:33): | Nope |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:02:53): | He is a rapper who released 333 mixtapes in 2014 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:03:18): | His most popular single is "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack" |
| Nibbler | (19:03:19): | Close to one a day. Are they any good? |
| Nibbler | (19:03:26): | Lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:03:28): | No they are horrendous |
| Nibbler | (19:03:38): | Content is content |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:03:55): | They have names like "Cops Can't Read 2" |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:04:41): | For example |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:05:50): | http://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/2p7jv4/viper_is_a_struggle_rapper_who_released_333/ |
| Nibbler | (19:08:37): | "ARE fuckin' stupid"* |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:29:24): | I just want everyone to know. If you type Denny's into YouTube. The first result is top 10 Denny's fights |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:33:21): | So who's in for getting NGBM to sponsor our new product. DFL. THE DENNYS FIGHT LEAGUE |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:34:45): | The DFL logo |
| Nibbler | (22:35:36): | Do some Photoshop on that so it's just their silhouettes. It'd be sweet |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:35:47): | I want to |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:43:21): | I just made the YouTube Channel The DENNYS fight league |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:43:31): | Password is GhettoBitches69 |
| Reps for Jesus | (23:45:15): | None |
| Reps for Jesus | (23:45:44): | I think we just take DENNYS fights videos and we act like Joe Rogam and call the fights |
| Sunday, 19 July 2015 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:15:54): | That squatty potty josh got me is probably the best thing in my apartment. It's revolutionized my pooping experience |
| Nibbler | (11:20:12): | Happy to be of ASSistance |
| Nibbler | (11:43:52): | My friend Jake and I watched the 4th transformers movie last night. It was laughably terrible. Optimus prime murders a human, a Steve Jobs type just bangs his hand on a chalk board and screams, "Math! Algorithms!" as a way to encourage his employees to get shit done, but there's something even worse. Mark wahlbergs hot daughter is 17 and is dating a 20 year old race car driver. Marky mark is like WTF, that's statutory rape bro. |
| Nibbler | (11:45:06): | Then race car driver whips out a card from his wallet with a Texas state law on it explaining why him fucking a 17 year old is okay because he started fucking the now 17 year old before he was 18 |
| Nibbler | (11:47:20): | O and the comic relief is murdered within the first hour |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:05:13): | Sounds like if we were to write a transformers movie |
| Nibbler | (12:08:13): | The statutory thing was a real curveball |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:41:34): | I really want to watch it now |
| Nibbler | (12:44:58): | Don't know how I forgot this one\u2026 optimus prime rides a TRex |
| Nibbler | (12:45:36): | Movie would've been great if it weren't 3 hours long |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:53:05): | No amount of stat rape will make me want to watch another transformers movie |
| Nibbler | (15:44:03): | Marc, did you see ant man yet? |
| Nibbler | (15:44:19): | I might go by my lonesome later tonight |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:50:30): | I haven't yet no |
| Monday, 20 July 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (06:25:51): | Well then. Who's up for hiding some bodies |
| Nibbler | (06:35:04): | Somebodies or some bodies? |
| Reps for Jesus | (06:54:14): | Both |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:31:25): | Somebody is for a person ("Somebody's going to be mad if I eat the last cookie) and the other is for actual bodies ("We found some bodies at the crime scene") |
| Nibbler | (07:37:41): | I meant sublet somebodies as in famous people |
| Nibbler | (07:37:57): | Not sure why sublet was in there |
| Nibbler | (07:47:04): | I think I'm seriously gonna move to Colorado |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:17:57): | Colorado seems so cool |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:19:39): | Yea Colorado seems awesome |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:20:16): | Go to Portland lol |
| Nibbler | (12:30:49): | Nah. Looking into carpentry in Colorado. Apparently my family has a carpenter friend in Aspen. Not that I'd live there, but I might work there. |
| Nibbler | (12:31:05): | I'm just fed up with desk jobs. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:32:33): | Go for it do a trade you can make good money |
| Nibbler | (12:33:10): | I don't care about the $ |
| Nibbler | (12:33:57): | I have so much white privilege. I can literally just up and move and do whatever the fuck I want |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:36:30): | Desk jobs do suck. The concept of doing this shit for the rest of my life gives me anxiety |
| Nibbler | (12:36:53): | That's where I'm at right now |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:38:42): | Honestly to me a desk job is comforting |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:38:53): | I agree with marc |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:39:05): | I'm over using my hands |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:39:31): | The whole job market is so fucked now though |
| Nibbler | (12:40:25): | I'd rather have a skill. |
| Nibbler | (12:41:59): | Or maybe I'll become a doorman. I already know how to open doors |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:42:33): | yeah but eventually doors will beome obsolete when the doors in Neo New York are replaced with Plasma Fields |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:42:44): | Do welding it's the best growing trade at the moment |
| Nibbler | (12:43:32): | Eh. Rather do carpentry. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:43:51): | professional life is horribly depressing lol |
| Nibbler | (12:43:55): | I've grown so disillusioned. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:44:26): | Just so you know professional carpets really only do walls doors and layouts |
| Nibbler | (12:44:30): | I'm gonna become a conservative |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:44:37): | Obama lied to us |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:45:49): | Do what makes you happy though personally I like being in an office at a desk lol |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:50:30): | This is the worst damn cosplay I have ever seen |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:53:20): | I thought her bio said "working for DC" for a second and I was thinking she's going to have a very awkward moment her first day at work |
| Nibbler | (18:57:49): | I'm on my bike and a cab driver just reached out his window with a business card, "In case you need a taxi.". He's NGBM material |
| Tuesday, 21 July 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:56:01): | You guys wanna go to New Orleans? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:57:45): | Norleans? |
| Nibbler | (14:00:25): | When? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:01:32): | Mardi gras isn't till next year |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:18:24): | So my fianc\xe9 department hasn't paid any of my departments invoices. And our account got suspended. I literally can't work |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:19:22): | I would start sending out resumes asap |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:21:47): | Yea I agree with pete that is a very bad sign |
| Nibbler | (18:39:27): | Dude is openly rolling a joint in a phonebooth |
| Nibbler | (18:40:01): | As if phonebooths don't already stand out |
| Nibbler | (20:46:41): | Shame on you @Venmo |
| Nibbler | (20:47:06): | Perhaps it is not obvious, but those who know money see the big picture. Trust me, the Next Gen Biz Men know money.\xa0They see the end game for Venmo, the service that allows its users todigitally\xa0transfer money between parties. Forget pocket change. Forget chump change. What the fuck is chump change anyway? \xa0Is chump change worth more or less than pocket change?\nFor that matter, what weighs more, a shit-ton or a fuck-ton?\nRegardless, Venmo's tactics are vile. They are murderers; every last filthy one of those techno-libertarians. Their\xa0goal is not to facilitate the transfer of money between parties, no. Their goal stems much deeper from their libertarian ideals:\xa0all men must work for their freedom. |
| Nibbler | (20:47:19): | The homeless have been struck hardest by Venmo. Millennials are most inclined to give, as they\xa0have\xa0been flooded with documentaries and the subsequent emotions that shame them into charitable giving. Well, in the age of Venmo, Millennials\xa0no longer have pocket/chump change to give. Paper money and coins have\xa0become obsolete.\nUnless the homeless start wielding smartphones, Millennails\xa0will simply have no chump change to spare. |
| Nibbler | (20:49:23): | I have legit told homeless people recently that I am all digital and have no money. It's an easy out |
| Wednesday, 22 July 2015 |
| Nibbler | (08:08:25): | See something new everyday https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2015-07-22T12:08:21Z/27069938.640x360r90.mp4 |
| Nibbler | (08:10:24): | Not sure why that sent in landscape, but it's a dude vacuuming the sidewalk |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:17:02): | The sidewalk has too much lint |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:03:20): | He probably got cat hair all over the sidewalk |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:03:27): | It's not so crazy |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:03:34): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:04:33): | Lol I remember those |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:04:55): | What a date to stay up late and watch nate with my mates |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:28:06): | Time the fuck out. I could have majored in strength and conditioning. I could have majored in the gym |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:33:57): | Lol that's the most bro major of all time |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:40:52): | You can major in beer brewing now it's a growing major |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:41:33): | I majored in drinking beer and crushing puss |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:49:21): | I majored in drinking puss ;) |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:53:10): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:53:47): | Real men drink pussy |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:54:08): | Bitch you gotta saut\xe9 that shit |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:54:20): | Some onions and spices |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:58:44): | http://i.imgur.com/zHS1RUJ.jpg |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:03:52): | Trump has my vote |
| Nibbler | (12:39:13): | If he's the nominee for the republicans, I'd vote for him, just for the sake of the joke |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:39:38): | Then he wins because America as a whole was just joking |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:56:10): | And then we are ushered into a new golden age |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:56:47): | It would our trump card |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:56:52): | Can't stump the trump |
| Nibbler | (12:57:23): | next gen prez man |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:46:29): | Taylor swift and nicki Manji are beefing. I'm going team Taylor because of our shared white privelage |
| Nibbler | (16:44:47): | Run the jewels is the shit |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:49:32): | Yeah they are |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:49:45): | Run the jewels 2 is even better than the first album too |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:30:29): | My brother and I have been trying to get tickets to see them for a while but they always sell out almost instantly |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:38:50): | The taylor Nicki beef was so tame |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:39:09): | Also in the only one left in the office entrusted to lock up. What do I do |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:39:22): | What do I put in jello |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:55:33): | I'm working on a company called P&M and just realized I was calling it S&M to my boss |
| Nibbler | (18:09:57): | Let the raccoons in |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:10:59): | I think it's time for an office jerk |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:13:56): | S&M huh ;) |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:18:24): | Lol I only realized it after he left |
| Nibbler | (18:29:46): | User your boss' computer |
| Nibbler | (18:30:05): | Also, any feedback on the Venmo post? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:38:20): | Why can't homeless people just buy burner smartphones at like Walmart and hold a sign saying "now accepting venmo donations" |
| Nibbler | (19:10:08): | I'm tempted to legitimately run a social experiment and do that. But the phone for the guy and see how much he can rack up. He'd need a debit card or bank account first though |
| Nibbler | (19:10:25): | Yet another reason why Venmo is killing the homeless. Barrier to entry |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:30:33): | I support Big Peer to Peer money sharing |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:30:38): | And big Taxi. |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:30:42): | And Big Humus |
| Nibbler | (19:31:05): | What about my article? |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:31:44): | I support Big Blogs |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:31:51): | Looks good |
| Thursday, 23 July 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:33:47): | Who wants to come to practice on Saturday? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:36:58): | Won't be around Saturday or Sunday |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:14:41): | Haleys sisters wedding reception is this Saturday |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:21:15): | Yesterday my bosses friend killed his wife with an axe in front of his kids. Then he went outside jumped in front of a bus but it swerved. Then he jumped off the woodbridge overpass onto the highway but everyone missed him. So he's alive with two broken legs. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:21:50): | Good, he doesn't deserve a quick death after killing someone with a god damn axe |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:22:03): | How do people like this exist |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:22:10): | Apparently he did kill her instantly but still |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:09:59): | Just learned the guy that did that was my old barber |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:20:21): | I heard this from someone else on fb too |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:20:50): | Yea European hair salon in south plainfield near mcdonalds |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:44:04): | There's a hair salon by McDonald's ? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:44:19): | Yea near angel tips/radio shack |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:44:37): | Oh by CVS |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:44:48): | Yea |
| Nibbler | (12:51:48): | Of course you went to European barber |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:52:58): | I just didn't want to give any more shekels to the jews |
| Nibbler | (12:53:08): | http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2015/07/sports_bar_near_rutgers_cheating_workers_out_of_wa.html |
| Nibbler | (12:53:21): | Read that shit |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:55:34): | You worked there during that time you getting in on that class action suit? |
| Nibbler | (13:00:05): | Who knows. |
| Nibbler | (13:00:40): | Pretty sure I made way too much. It's a bunch of nonsense |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:00:40): | Find out who the lawyer is call their office say you worked there collect your portion of the winnings and spend it at world of beer |
| Nibbler | (13:00:49): | Lol. |
| Nibbler | (13:01:11): | That'd be pretty baller |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:02:52): | I'm not kidding about contacting the lawyer though if it's a class action |
| Nibbler | (13:04:19): | Yeah I might as well |
| Nibbler | (13:05:01): | Think the dude who filed just wanted to go after the owner of the franchise |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:05:42): | Still if you/others can corroborate stories it makes the case stronger |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:06:02): | Did you only get 2.13 and did you have to do non waiting related tasks? |
| Nibbler | (13:06:25): | Yup |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:06:39): | Definitely call |
| Nibbler | (13:06:40): | Stingy owner never paid for real cleaners |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:13:51): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/bad-news-oregon-marijuana-still-illegal-michaelson-2796?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:46:48): | None |
| Nibbler | (22:49:20): | I get it. Girls are bad at interneting |
| Friday, 24 July 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:51:39): | 7:30 Hadley SouthPaw. You damn dirty right handers in? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:55:47): | I'm in there like swim wear |
| Nibbler | (09:18:56): | Deltron is amazetaints |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:23:12): | 3030 or Event 2? |
| Nibbler | (09:42:10): | 3030. Del the funky homosapien is awesome too |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:52:26): | Check out the song Mr Dobalina |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:52:46): | Well Mista Dobalina |
| Nibbler | (10:04:38): | Yeah that's a classic |
| Nibbler | (10:04:44): | Madness is great |
| Nibbler | (10:04:52): | Also, virus |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:06:56): | My favorite track off 3030 is love story |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:38:16): | Apparently my barber killed his wife with a hammer and then tried to dismember her with an ax and also all the kids were away. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:38:24): | My coworker said he took too much off the top |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:43:43): | It's national tequila day |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:46:21): | Tomorrow is national hangover day |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:04:04): | I'm the last one in my office |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:11:16): | But its only 2pm lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:17:26): | Marc gets half days for Friday |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:17:35): | I do |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:17:41): | And now I hate this place |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:17:59): | Everyone got title changes in the company but me. |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:18:12): | And a girl who started after me got promoted and pay raise. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:18:32): | She fucking someone? |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:18:40): | Doubt it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:18:48): | She ugo? |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:18:53): | She's a nice girls and a hard worker |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:19:13): | But I'm in the same situation and they are going outside to find someone |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:19:51): | You should seriously gtfo out of there. You have exp so you can probably find a better job with a better company |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:25:01): | I am. But I think a year looks better then 6 months. I'll pay my dues. Then when they realize how much I do and leave it in shambles. I will laugh. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:22:46): | Got this message from the weed man out of the blue - "Ronald mkdonald maze is bak" |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:24:24): | Is that a strain name or does he just love the mcdonalds playhouse |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:53:59): | Why can't it be both |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:57:23): | I'm gonna text him back "cool let's grab a happy meal and hit the ball pit" |
| Reps for Jesus | (17:35:08): | So who's in for the movie |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:36:10): | No can do have to help prep for the reception tomorrow |
| Nibbler | (17:38:51): | I'm seeing ant man by my lonesome and jerking it in the theater. Let's see mini Paul Rudd get out of that sticky situation |
| Nibbler | (19:02:54): | http://mashable.com/2015/07/23/rick-and-morty-rickstaverse-instagram/ |
| Saturday, 25 July 2015 |
| Nibbler | (00:32:29): | Ant man was pretty good |
| Reps for Jesus | (06:44:09): | Southpaw was really good. But for one thing. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:42:52): | But he used his right hand for the whole movie pretty much. What a rip off |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:45:30): | So the wedding reception is today and it's has potential to go full jerry springer |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:50:40): | One of haleys sisters friends made 6 figures in a law suit and lent some money to 2 to other friends, neither of whom paid back. Those two friends also hooked up (Two girls) and are both brining their new partners (one guy and one girl). Also it's suspected the money was spent on drugs and one of those three is or was a dopehead |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:50:50): | I'm gonna have my camera ready |
| Nibbler | (11:34:29): | Sounds like some friendships are about to be cashed in |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:06:54): | Looks like its up to gokusnake to diffuse the situation |
| Nibbler | (13:28:38): | Rick and Morty is back tomorrow |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:38:18): | Rick and Morty forever |
| Nibbler | (13:42:42): | I don't know what to do with myself today |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:44:08): | You jerk it yet? |
| Nibbler | (13:44:28): | That's a gimme |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:44:45): | My man |
| Nibbler | (13:50:15): | I'm a business man. I have my priorities |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:52:13): | M |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:52:33): | DENNYS fights |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:52:41): | Get the new jerking record |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:53:04): | Also dennys fight vids would be awesome |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:53:29): | I'll fi d clips and send them to you guys and we will right jokes |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:26:59): | How's the wedding |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:59:50): | Wedding was last week, reception this week and quite so far, only 1 of 3 possible fighters has arrived |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:26:59): | Any blows ? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:54:24): | Not yet actually things seem ok |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:00:30): | You need to start something |
| Reps for Jesus | (18:42:37): | How'd it go |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:14:28): | Nothing happened people still here but doubt anything will |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:14:44): | Boo |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:45:26): | Weak |
| Sunday, 26 July 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:48:23): | I did find out gokusnake has a change bank in his house if which he knows how much is in it to the cent and that he has two decoy change banks |
| Nibbler | (11:49:46): | Like in case Obama declared Marshall law? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:53:29): | Like in case his house is broken into by burglars who really need to do laundry |
| Nibbler | (11:54:22): | Brian, you should've thrown in a few extra pennies to throw off his count |
| Nibbler | (11:55:15): | And what's a decoy mean? Wouldn't it have to be filled with more coins? Or does he just add the equivalent amount of sand to make them equal in weight |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:55:48): | Yeah a decoy bank is still a bank |
| GroupMe | (11:57:21): | Slurms McKenzie changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (11:57:42): | Slurms McKenzie changed the group's name to Now I'm Relaxed |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:01:15): | Time to make a withdrawal aye Chains |
| Nibbler | (15:51:57): | None |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:20:45): | This at your house? |
| Nibbler | (16:23:31): | Yup. Living on the streets |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:16:32): | Why aren't we all friends on linked in |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:16:40): | Or connections or what every you call it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:30:07): | Hit me up |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:30:26): | Let's endorse each other for shit |
| Reps for Jesus | (19:30:34): | Fick yea |
| Nibbler | (19:33:59): | I'm on linked in. I'm an expert |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:34:18): | I'm going to endorse you for butthole stretching |
| Nibbler | (20:22:04): | You know me so well |
| Monday, 27 July 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:21:31): | Just found out my family is voting trump |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:21:42): | I'm going to disown myself |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:22:13): | They're playing their... Trump card |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:22:50): | I told them if he wins I'm outta this country |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:10:09): | Canada is pretty nice |
| Tuesday, 28 July 2015 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:59:37): | New moto x looks pretty cool |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:59:51): | You missed spelt iPhone Pete |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:01:44): | New iPhone is going to look like every other iPhone lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:02:47): | New iPhone, same as the old iPhone |
| Nibbler | (11:07:12): | I love my moto x. |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:08:01): | I love my conformity |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:08:06): | I mean iPhone |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:08:11): | I mean I am a sheep |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:08:15): | I mean bahhh |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:08:59): | I hate this Samsung lol |
| Nibbler | (11:09:41): | One plus two was just leaked. Official announce today |
| Nibbler | (11:09:52): | Looks awesome |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:09:57): | i love my s6 edge |
| Nibbler | (11:59:13): | http://www.anandtech.com/show/9466/oneplus-announces-the-oneplus-2 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:05:41): | I like my 4k display better lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:16:36): | Do you guys want to go to the beach or something this weekend |
| Nibbler | (12:21:48): | I'll be working |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:24:36): | I'm house sitting |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:25:54): | I'll be in PA |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:26:25): | That's odd I'm house sitting Brian's PA house. |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:26:35): | We'll now I have to go defuse something ha |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:42:49): | Oh damn |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:46:08): | Or not. |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:46:31): | Fuck it. Brian when you gotta take a shit expect a boom and not just from your asshole |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:38:02): | There will be two booms, me shitting and your hitting the floor |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:38:11): | My stank doesn't follow state borders |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:26:23): | That's the pot calling the kettle black. Bitch we met on tinder |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:28:06): | Wait so did you bang the race hate out of the other girl |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:28:23): | Nah she stopped texting back |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:34:09): | She found someone else to go to meetings with her |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:36:21): | Power |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:36:23): | So who's this chick |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:57:15): | A girl |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:59:21): | That's gay |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:32:54): | She got a face |
| Wednesday, 29 July 2015 |
| Nibbler | (09:59:56): | http://www.amazon.com/gp/browse.html?node=10667898011&ref=em%5Fdash%5Fhero&ref%5F=pe%5F81240%5F143813660&pldnSite=1 |
| Nibbler | (10:00:00): | Why |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:01:12): | For when ordering something online is too much work |
| Nibbler | (10:03:09): | "Ma, we NEED more Easy Mac!!!!"\n\n"Just hit the damn button you lazy little shit. Kids these days." |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:05:47): | I heard a story about someone having them and having their kid order a shit ton by pressing the button too much |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:06:22): | But it may have been a myth I think it only does 1 order at a time to prevent that |
| Nibbler | (10:07:16): | It's like keeping household cleaning supplies in unlocked cupboards. Just bad parenting |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:10:39): | I think that's kind of a neat idea |
| Nibbler | (10:15:09): | Shut up |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:17:34): | So this is how wallie begins right |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:17:56): | Just set a subscription |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:34:48): | I can't wait to be on a motorized scooter for life |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:35:16): | Here I am using my legs like a sucker |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:36:06): | None |
| Nibbler | (10:36:09): | Flesh stilts are stupid |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:39:01): | Flesh stilts? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:39:07): | You mean legs? |
| Nibbler | (10:39:21): | Yes |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:39:45): | I like it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:40:21): | I'm gonna start calling my arms flesh extendable grabbers |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:40:32): | Extendable flesh grabbers |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:45:42): | My ocular input system is currently operating at 100% |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:45:50): | That's what I tell my eye doctor |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:46:08): | I'm just going to become a cyborg-kin |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:46:29): | I wanna be a lamp Kim |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:46:38): | So getting. Turned on has a whole new meaning |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:48:09): | When marc enters he really brightens up the room |
| Reps for Jesus | (10:49:03): | When I get hit. I fall to the floor and crumble |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:49:37): | I try to say goodbye and I choke |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:07:16): | What's a weekend in August you guys are free to go to PA? If you guys still want to |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:26:18): | Just give me a date |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:26:23): | Like a day |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:26:30): | I don't need your sloppy hoes |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:30:37): | Well I'm good for whenever, what's good for you guys? |
| Nibbler | (11:34:06): | I'll have to check my calendar and get back to you |
| Nibbler | (11:34:12): | I hate that I had to say that |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:37:34): | NERDDDDDD |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:40:21): | \U0001f1f2\U0001f1fe what the fuck is this. Who's trying to be Murica |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:42:53): | Yea ill see what I have going on in August. Not sure |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:43:28): | I can't do the weekend of the 8th or 22nd |
| Nibbler | (11:55:50): | So the 15th |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:57:14): | Ok cool with me |
| Nibbler | (11:59:58): | I'll have to check when I get into the office |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:01:34): | I have to see if I have anything planned too |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:02:20): | What happened to the good old days when we'd all just up from what we were doing, grab a malt shake and bop to the new tune on the jukebox |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:02:56): | My moms birthday is the 17th |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:03:18): | So as long as we are back in good |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:09:19): | Let's throw a surprise party for your mom. The surprise is that we all forgot her birthday because we were so busy doing other things |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:31:29): | Pete get prepared to pay your mom |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:32:38): | I hope not or I'm out $100 |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:36:20): | It won't load |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:38:35): | Neither will Obamas third term |
| Reps for Jesus | (14:39:10): | A true American hero |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:21:49): | So since I have been here 5 people have left willing and 1 was fired. And one just put in his two week. |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:21:58): | #turnover |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:23:15): | Tell them I'll do all their jobs for half their collective salary |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:23:34): | It won't be good quality work but hey you get what you pay for |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:26:32): | They guy leaving has 11 months. So that's all I need |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:27:14): | I plan on making it the full year. Letting my vacation days hit and then taking a bunch of them off |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:39:37): | How long have you been there Marc? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:40:37): | I kind of agree that a year might look good, assuming you can stomach working there |
| Nibbler | (22:30:13): | Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a beer were all paid for by ClassPass today. |
| Reps for Jesus | (22:30:51): | I mean isn't all of your stuff paid for by classPass |
| Nibbler | (22:31:58): | Well, I mean today was nothing out of pocket |
| Thursday, 30 July 2015 |
| Reps for Jesus | (08:21:37): | The fights in Saturday should be really good. Rowsy is fighting a true BJJ black belt so her arm bar is out. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:00:56): | I would mind her giving me a BJJ |
| Reps for Jesus | (11:09:29): | She'd snap it off |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:48:00): | My boss is having a pool party bbq on Friday. I'm gonna make a splash \ufffd |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:33:01): | Make sure to get obnoxiously drunk |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:34:55): | Hey Mr big boss man, look at this - now I'm relaxed |
| Nibbler | (12:35:45): | What is that from? What am I missing here? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:35:56): | Now I'm relaxed? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:36:17): | That's from Barfbeito, said it to her mom while lighting up a L in her house |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:36:54): | Come on josh its the name of the group |
| Nibbler | (12:43:55): | Ooo right |
| Nibbler | (12:44:05): | Unprotected butt sex chick |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:44:10): | The girl you dry hunoed |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:44:24): | The girl you once loved |
| Nibbler | (12:45:35): | Better to have humped and lost than to never have humped at all |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:46:28): | The girl who broke your heart |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:46:58): | Wait did she say she had unprotected butt sex or did I miss that |
| Nibbler | (12:48:48): | I think we made a joke to Lori that she probably has unprotected sex, even when she first meets a guy. Which Lori confirmed. |
| Nibbler | (12:49:15): | Then we made a joke about butt sex, and Lori was like, well, that's true too |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:49:31): | Lol jesus sam is a fucking tard |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:49:42): | She's gonna end up on pornhub |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:50:09): | Actually that seems too high end a site for her |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:50:27): | Relaxedsluts.com |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:50:36): | I hope that is a real site |
| Nibbler | (12:50:46): | It's not. But it can be |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:51:20): | CROSS EYED SLUTS .COM |
| Nibbler | (12:52:04): | That's a real one. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:52:17): | Crosseyedsluts is real? |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:52:21): | Wait what |
| Nibbler | (12:54:38): | http://www.crosseyedsluts.com |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:55:00): | Oh yea. That's were I got it from |
| Nibbler | (12:55:21): | Explain yourself. Cause now I'm confused |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:55:38): | http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-SotN22Tc |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:55:41): | Just watch |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:55:42): | I'm not clicking that at work lol |
| Reps for Jesus | (12:55:57): | It's a YouTube clip |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:57:52): | I meant the crosseyedsluts link lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:01:58): | I can't really watch any videos at work lol |
| Reps for Jesus | (13:10:00): | Can't or won't. You little crossed eyed slut |
| Nibbler | (15:40:06): | I'll be home tonight and tomorrow if you guys wanna do some hooligan shit |
| Reps for Jesus | (15:40:49): | I'll be home around 9 |
| Nibbler | (15:41:46): | Marc, since your company is going under, you should become the real CMO before the collapse. Put that shit on your resume |
| Nibbler | (15:44:36): | Also, you should invest in desk whiskey |
| Nibbler | (15:46:07): | We should invent the desk with the top drawer that is made for liquids. Insert a straw and you're good to go. |
| Nibbler | (15:46:13): | Or a spoon. Whatever |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:52:42): | I'm around tomorrow if you guys want to hang out |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:09:32): | Might be around for a little tonight |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:10:06): | Only if Brian goes couch skiing with Pete and I |
| Nibbler | (16:23:15): | Also, I thought of a bit for that Amazon dash thing. \n\nYou're taking a shit, run out of toilet paper, hit the Amazon button. When the delivery guy gets there you shout, "doors open". Delivery guy comes in. You're not in sight. Again you shout, " this doors open too" |
| Nibbler | (16:23:22): | Hands you the TP and off he goes. Then Amazon dash thing runs touting its convenience |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:28:05): | Then he goes to another house and does the same thing. Then a third time before he pulls a gun out of the glovebox and kills himself |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:29:03): | Amazon control center, we've lost another one |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:29:14): | Hire new shit man asap |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:32:22): | I watched a video of Gordon Ramsey and I think we should rally do a Sushi Joe video |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:33:24): | I think there is a market for it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:39:42): | I'm done to make the hotdog roll |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:40:02): | I have seaweed and sushi rice and a sushi roller I could actually make it now lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:40:13): | Plus the most important ingredient, the dog |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:51:17): | of course |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:56:31): | I feel like Steve would invent the hotdog roll |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:59:30): | What other bastardized American roll could we make |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:59:51): | The roll rol. It's like a hot pocket |
| Reps for Jesus | (16:59:55): | Because it is |
| Reps for Jesus | (17:00:00): | Just rapped in sushi |
| Nibbler | (17:00:17): | Buttered roll roll |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:00:17): | I like it. Also maybe a pizza roll |
| Nibbler | (17:00:39): | BLT |
| Nibbler | (17:00:52): | Pork roll roll |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:01:26): | I also want to film the world's meanest waiter |
| Nibbler | (17:02:16): | He shames people while they eat |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:03:28): | Well he is a novelty |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:03:39): | People pay to est at the restaurant so he can insult them |
| Nibbler | (17:04:49): | This is real you know |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:05:24): | Where lol |
| Nibbler | (17:12:10): | I think in Boston. One of my college roommates told me about it |
| Reps for Jesus | (17:19:05): | A coworker told me I remind them of Mac from always sunny |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:47:04): | You need the "what are you looking at dicknose" tank mac wears and your set |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:47:15): | Also |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:47:50): | Rick perry to Donald Trump: |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:25:05): | I'm house sitting if you guys wanna come over this weekend. Free booze and food |
| Nibbler | (20:25:29): | Your house? |
| Reps for Jesus | (20:25:36): | Aunts house |
| Friday, 31 July 2015 |
| GroupMe | (06:35:36): | Reps for Jesus changed name to Brobocop |
| Brobocop | (06:36:12): | Halt |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:38:34): | Lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:38:45): | Where is your aunts house |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:39:55): | Don't shoot me in the dick please |
| Brobocop | (08:47:01): | Old bridge |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:07:10): | I heard on NPR on the way to work this morning that the Philipines is facing a shortage of exorcists. there's like 30 cases of demonic possession, minimum, a year and only 5 priests trained as exorcists there |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:07:23): | so if you guys are interested in a career change, that would be a pretty sick job |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:07:56): | Let the power of business compel you |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:08:31): | your AR issue is directly coorelated with demonic possession |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:09:09): | lol in the report they focused on this family whose 14 year old son kept falling asleep and was anxious about school. so he's been through 14 intense demon smiting sessions so far |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:17:05): | So that's the trick to putting demons to sleep, algebra |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:18:04): | http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2015/07/30/424980005/help-wanted-the-philippines-needs-more-exorcists |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:18:07): | the comments are funny |
| Brobocop | (09:18:44): | Soo I'm In charge of the biggest buy we have ever had with the biggest profit margins |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:19:08): | don't fuck it up kid |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:25:03): | After you do it say you want a raise |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:25:06): | Or your walking |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:25:22): | Then put on sunglasses lit a cig and leave |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:32:27): | get your 1 year and gtfo of there |
| Brobocop | (09:37:31): | I walked it the VP office and it smelt like straight up Jack |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:37:43): | He's getting ready for the end |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:37:52): | Or he's a raging alcoholic |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:40:06): | so now you know it's cool to drink at your desk |
| Nibbler | (10:15:26): | Desk whiskey, everyone does it. You do it in style |
| Brobocop | (15:08:36): | I free tonight. I'm not house sitting tonight |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:09:05): | I'm still partying there anyway |
| Brobocop | (15:10:42): | Party Tmoorow |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:44:59): | My boss is telling me to keep drinking and to not pussy out |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:45:09): | His exact words "don't pussy out" |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:46:06): | That's a challenge |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:46:55): | Any other day I'd tell him let's go and drink him under the table but I got interstate driving to do lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:01:09): | My coworker has more drug stories than I do lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:04:28): | Lol I thought you worked at an accounting firm |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:04:39): | I do loo |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:04:44): | He's Russian though |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:05:11): | He's the guy doing an iron man next year, regularly 40+ mile races |
| Nibbler | (17:05:17): | Ask if he's done krocodil |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:05:45): | Lol I only knows he's done almost everything but Xanax and dope |
| Saturday, 01 August 2015 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:14:29): | I'm undecided on wet hot American summer. Show is hit or miss |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:14:39): | I feel like it doesn't have the same vibe as the movie |
| Nibbler | (13:20:15): | I didn't even realize it launched |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:21:09): | Samr |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:21:14): | Until yesterday |
| Nibbler | (13:22:09): | I'm in the middle of daredevil. It's definitely the darkest marvel thing there is. I'm entertained |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:43:09): | It's not bad. I got bored by ep 5 tho |
| Brobocop | (13:45:19): | There is gunna be a good fight tonight |
| Nibbler | (13:46:17): | I'm working |
| Brobocop | (13:53:08): | Fag. |
| Brobocop | (13:53:17): | Also I might have a date but I wanted a back up plan |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:00:00): | Well I should be around later |
| Nibbler | (17:09:09): | I'll be available after 9 |
| Nibbler | (17:09:29): | I'm down to watch the fights at fox so long as they're isn't like $20 cover |
| Brobocop | (19:35:28): | Shoot for 9 at fox |
| Nibbler | (19:36:12): | I don't know if I can make it |
| Brobocop | (19:36:19): | Fag |
| Nibbler | (19:37:13): | Plus, there a cover, isn't there. I'm too cool for covers. I don't even use sheets |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:09:15): | Let's just go bar hopping lol |
| Brobocop | (20:09:48): | I'm in oldbridge right now. You guys can come get loaded and we can bar hope here |
| Brobocop | (20:09:59): | Cause I'm hanging out with a bitty later |
| Nibbler | (20:10:39): | Yeah that's not hapnin. Fuck old bridges. They gone crumble |
| Nibbler | (20:10:54): | Wait, are your watching the fight with this chick? |
| Brobocop | (20:11:03): | Nah |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:23:03): | If your date falls through we can get crunk and nasty |
| Brobocop | (20:23:14): | Hell yea |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:24:00): | Jessie's Vegas stories are making me want to rage, and not in the angry way |
| Brobocop | (20:47:20): | Okay Rhonda needs to get her ass beat. She's getting to cocky but |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:59:30): | What the fuck did I miss |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:12:53): | Everything |
| Brobocop | (21:26:02): | Date got cancelled. |
| Brobocop | (21:26:11): | So in trying another booty call |
| Brobocop | (21:26:18): | If not. Let's go ham |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:26:53): | Ok |
| Nibbler | (21:27:15): | Wait what happened in Vegas? |
| Brobocop | (21:27:18): | Where do you wanna go |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:27:31): | Yea what happened in Vegas |
| Brobocop | (21:30:47): | Wanna go ham? |
| Brobocop | (21:32:20): | I'm heading home now. So what we don't |
| Brobocop | (21:35:46): | I'm leaving now. I'll be home in like 30. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (21:36:41): | I dunno lol |
| Brobocop | (21:38:39): | Well you got 30 to decide |
| Nibbler | (22:18:27): | Think I'm just gonna stay in. |
| Brobocop | (22:24:10): | I'm home |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:29:34): | K cool beans |
| Brobocop | (22:29:40): | So what are we doing |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:29:47): | I don't know lol |
| Brobocop | (22:30:41): | NB? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:31:10): | I can do that |
| Brobocop | (22:31:26): | Anyone else |
| Brobocop | (22:32:42): | Meet at the olive branch? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:33:23): | Yeah I can leave in 15 |
| Brobocop | (22:33:31): | Aight me too |
| Brobocop | (22:33:36): | I gotta do my hair |
| Brobocop | (22:33:44): | Brian. josh ? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:36:25): | They're cumming but they ain't coming |
| Brobocop | (22:36:39): | Lefty party |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:40:03): | I'm in PA |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:40:11): | Be in olive branch in 3 hours |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:41:20): | There is a good chance we will still be there in 3 hours |
| Nibbler | (22:47:04): | I would but I have to work tomorrow. |
| Nibbler | (22:47:28): | I'm definitely down for PA in two weeks though |
| Nibbler | (22:48:26): | How bout we all take that Friday off so it's a 3 day weekend. Or at the least leave work early. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:50:23): | I'm down for that |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:50:39): | Also if we want oddball tickets we need to get them asap |
| Nibbler | (22:52:06): | I dunno. I'm no fan of Amy Schubert |
| Nibbler | (23:17:24): | I actually paid $15 to fix the zipper on this cheap ass duffle bag. I think it was worth it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:21:39): | It is a cool bag |
| Nibbler | (23:27:48): | I dunno why, but i've been trying to find a nice duffle bag |
| Nibbler | (23:27:56): | just bought this one http://image.rakuten.co.jp/loungebydtf/cabinet/burton/bu-021d206.jpg |
| Nibbler | (23:46:07): | I'm combing through Netflix and find the best description ever: \n\n"Two cocky pilots are Earth's only hope. An old story, but this time it's 2654 and cat aliens can jump through space." |
| Nibbler | (23:46:47): | Some shitty Freddy prince Jr movie, wing Commander |
| Sunday, 02 August 2015 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:05:48): | Cock pilots hug |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:05:49): | Huh |
| Nibbler | (01:06:19): | Cocky |
| Brobocop | (01:07:03): | I didn't ready your post. I made the words out and assumed a dick joke |
| Nibbler | (01:12:08): | So you assume everything I say is a dick joke? Or a fart joke? What kind of sophomoric sense of humor do you think I possess. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:13:08): | Whoa there steamy nicks |
| Brobocop | (01:13:16): | You don't have theat type of control |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:13:18): | I'm saving this gif |
| Nibbler | (01:15:15): | Just search cock in GroupMe. That's what I did. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:18:25): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:18:34): | Unrelated but I think it's funny |
| Brobocop | (09:56:42): | October. new Olreans. Who's in |
| Brobocop | (10:38:10): | Like Halloween time |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:48:58): | Possibly |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:14:48): | did you guys hear that greg zanetti is becoming a priest |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:14:59): | starts seminary in like 2 weeks apparently |
| Brobocop | (17:34:58): | Date time. Time to meet the future Ms story I will tell to someone at a later date |
| Brobocop | (22:15:07): | Well I got a story |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:15:26): | Dish dish dish dish dish |
| Brobocop | (22:15:39): | Nah bitch I cable |
| Nibbler | (22:15:49): | Was there penis involved |
| Nibbler | (22:15:55): | Or peni |
| Nibbler | (22:15:57): | ? |
| Brobocop | (22:16:34): | A gentleman never kisses and tells. Luckily I'm not a gentleman |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:16:45): | Was Michael Pe\xf1a involved |
| Nibbler | (22:16:51): | Did you even kiss her? |
| Brobocop | (22:17:42): | I'll put thes in the way the Jew can understand. I parted the see and lead my people to the promise land |
| Nibbler | (22:18:05): | So she has a bush |
| Brobocop | (22:18:19): | Nah |
| Nibbler | (22:19:20): | So you boned? |
| Brobocop | (22:19:28): | Yea |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:20:09): | Awwwwww yeah |
| Nibbler | (22:20:37): | When does the story get interesting. Did she take plan B? |
| Brobocop | (22:20:58): | I shanked her |
| Brobocop | (22:21:14): | And no. I rapped it up |
| Nibbler | (22:21:19): | You bone the shank hole? |
| Brobocop | (22:21:26): | Duh |
| Nibbler | (22:21:39): | Good boy |
| Brobocop | (22:21:52): | Always wrap it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:23:04): | Ok so what's the twist |
| Nibbler | (22:23:10): | But then your people never made it to the promised land. They got close. You devil you |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:23:29): | I am expecting M night in the sixth sense and you're giving me M night in signs |
| Brobocop | (22:24:00): | Well o went looking for the cats after. And they were under the bed |
| Brobocop | (22:24:11): | Also it was present day |
| Nibbler | (22:24:35): | Wait, you boned in the house you're sitting for? |
| Brobocop | (22:26:00): | Myra |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:35:34): | Nothing like a good old house sitting bone |
| Monday, 03 August 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:51:12): | So did you do it donkey style or what |
| Brobocop | (08:58:11): | You know it. I jumped on her back and road her down the Grand Canyon |
| Brobocop | (11:09:23): | I bought john wick in blue ray |
| Brobocop | (11:09:31): | Who wants to get toasted and watch |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:12:24): | Always and forever |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:20:05): | Just watched this weekend with haley she loved it and actually wanted to watch again lol. I'm down to. Does it have deleted scenes? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:25:33): | Just a few sex scenes |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:30:14): | John wick and William Dafoe |
| Brobocop | (11:52:15): | It comes today |
| Nibbler | (12:46:21): | Apparently Willam dafoe is hung like a donkey. He had legit sex for one role and the entire crew on the film was taken aback by the size of his donkey parts |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:48:00): | Yea he had to use a fake penis that was smaller becuase they thought his would be distracting/comical |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:48:25): | Also Marx josh you guys remeber andre arelovski the ufc fighter? |
| Brobocop | (12:48:33): | Yea |
| Nibbler | (12:48:48): | Yeah |
| Nibbler | (12:49:09): | His fight with Tim Silva put me to sleep |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:49:13): | My coworker is friends with him, like they partied after his wins |
| Brobocop | (12:49:36): | Nice. Tell him he has a sweet mouth guard. |
| Nibbler | (12:51:09): | Does he still fight? |
| Brobocop | (12:51:29): | I haven't seen him in a card for a while |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:52:34): | I don't think so he just said after he got the title a while back he blew 12 grand in a club and fucked some chick in the bathroom lol |
| Nibbler | (12:52:52): | Going out with a bang |
| Brobocop | (12:53:20): | He wasn't really a great fighter |
| Brobocop | (12:54:07): | He is fighting Frank Mir |
| Brobocop | (12:54:10): | On 191 |
| Nibbler | (12:54:26): | So my mom has been handing out doing.biz cards to her friends. They all love it. Some of them are well connected. My dad said it quite nicely, sometimes when something is stupid enough, they'll give you money |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:54:40): | Nothing like a good bathroom fuck to make you feel like you've made it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:55:23): | Sweet sorry I've been slacking on the articles. When's the last time we posted something? |
| Nibbler | (12:55:51): | 1-2 weeks. |
| Nibbler | (12:56:02): | I have one I'm writing about Venmo |
| Brobocop | (12:56:10): | We need to get a back love |
| Brobocop | (12:56:14): | and videos |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:56:57): | i agree, we need to move past just articles |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:57:09): | What video ideas do we have |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:57:26): | I know we have some but we should start writing them down lol |
| Brobocop | (12:58:41): | Let's just get really high |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:59:00): | :( |
| Nibbler | (13:00:34): | We have a bunch. I'll see if my actor friends wanna help |
| Brobocop | (13:00:53): | Yea I don't wanna be in front of the cameras |
| Nibbler | (13:01:02): | I do |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:01:09): | I will if needed |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:01:18): | But would prefer not |
| Nibbler | (13:02:05): | I feel like at least one of us needs to be for all of them so that our idea is portrayed the way we intended |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:08:50): | until we create a global business empire |
| Brobocop | (13:09:34): | Win one for the big guys |
| Brobocop | (16:41:53): | I think I can pull off a half sleeve |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:45:46): | Which half |
| Brobocop | (16:45:52): | Top |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:47:48): | I'll get the bottom half and then we can hit on girls with the same arm s |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:47:53): | I'm more a bottom half sleave guy |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:49:38): | im starting to accept that i will probably never be able to decide on a tattoo |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:49:43): | unless i am very drunk |
| Nibbler | (17:33:51): | How about we decide on a tattoo for you while we're very drunk. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:41:25): | I say a picture of Homer simpson spray painting El Homo on you |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:58:59): | I like that idea josh and Brian |
| Nibbler | (22:12:56): | Pete, I decided, you're gonna get "Jebus" across your abdomen where Tupac had "Thug Life" |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:55:20): | The same tattoo Jesus had |
| Tuesday, 04 August 2015 |
| Brobocop | (06:18:20): | Why Brian Got 2 LinkedIn |
| Brobocop | (06:18:35): | Also Pete. Why I gotta send you a message to connect with you |
| Nibbler | (06:32:10): | Why is Marc on LinkedIn at 6am? Why is Marc on LinkedIn at all? |
| Brobocop | (06:33:04): | Cause some of us are a ninjas |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:04:42): | I have 2 linkedins? |
| Brobocop | (07:05:07): | Yea |
| Nibbler | (07:12:04): | Ones for business, ones for pleasure |
| Nibbler | (07:12:24): | Or maybe Brian likes a double dose of spam |
| Nibbler | (07:12:48): | And I ain't talking canned meat |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:26:54): | Brian is more linked in than morpheous |
| Nibbler | (07:37:44): | None |
| Nibbler | (12:12:18): | I'm a sheep |
| Nibbler | (12:13:10): | Being in NYC is depressing, seeing all the old people stressing about work. |
| Brobocop | (12:14:07): | Josh has gone full blown Hippie. Time to put him down |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:14:42): | Hey us young people are stressing too Mr zen master |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:15:08): | I had that same feeling when I worked at that consulting company. Saw guys working 80+ hour weeks lol what losers |
| Nibbler | (12:19:07): | When my dad had his company, GRQ (Get Rich Quick), his parking spot said, "Zen Master" |
| Nibbler | (12:21:14): | But seriously, my job sucks. Company is great, but I'm so bored |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:21:30): | Go on gchat |
| Nibbler | (12:23:10): | You mean with coworkers, or with you? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:25:02): | Why not both? With new Google technology you can log in to both accounts |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:25:16): | Google, the human company |
| Nibbler | (12:25:56): | Eh. GroupMe is easier |
| Nibbler | (12:26:10): | Maybe I'll be a bike messenger |
| Brobocop | (12:38:52): | How is the retirement plan for a bike messenger though |
| Brobocop | (12:38:56): | It's never too early |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:42:09): | I'll be retired by the time I'm 45 thanks to r/financialindependence |
| Brobocop | (12:43:48): | Fuck 45. I've been growing my stocks with dividend re investment since I was 4. I'm shooting for 40 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:56:35): | I'll be ordering sex dolls from the internet to have dinner parties with at 45 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:52:28): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:58:38): | http://i.imgur.com/2uZ70mW.jpg?1 |
| Nibbler | (20:00:23): | Is Eric the principal? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:00:58): | Who cares it's just a bunch of hunks anyways |
| Wednesday, 05 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (09:03:25): | Just came up with a new word: geolactation |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:07:41): | Use your phones built in GPS to lactate worldwide |
| Nibbler | (09:13:44): | Make sure you're squirtin only where you need to be |
| Nibbler | (12:54:08): | Who's drinking and watching the debate tomorrow? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:54:29): | Let's make a drinking game out of it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:55:01): | I'm trying to make a trump bingo card |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:55:57): | Well a general bingo card |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:56:03): | Trump calls someone a loser |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:56:10): | Mentions his wealth |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:56:21): | Says Latinos love him (same if Jeb bush does) |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:56:52): | Trump interrupts someone else's answer or the interviewer/goes over time and doesn't stop |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:57:56): | Trump calls chris Christie fat |
| Nibbler | (13:24:58): | Someone attacks trump and fucks with his hair |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:57:11): | http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-official-gop-debate-drinking-game-rules-20150805 |
| Brobocop | (16:32:10): | Can't do PA on the 14th any more |
| Brobocop | (16:32:15): | Or the 21st |
| Nibbler | (18:31:52): | Fuck Marc, we'll just eat mushrooms and pretend he's there |
| Nibbler | (22:29:26): | What size T-shirt is everyone? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:29:38): | Medium |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:29:53): | Fuck the zuck |
| Nibbler | (22:54:42): | None |
| Nibbler | (22:54:46): | Thoughts? |
| Nibbler | (23:05:42): | None |
| Nibbler | (23:05:53): | I prefer #2 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:10:40): | Same |
| Nibbler | (23:25:13): | None |
| Nibbler | (23:25:25): | None |
| Nibbler | (23:25:56): | not sure why, but I really like the stupid fonts |
| Nibbler | (23:26:52): | and only using stuff that's public domain. then we can't get sued |
| Thursday, 06 August 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:48:41): | I love the Fuck the Zuck shirt |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:48:57): | I would wear one lol |
| Nibbler | (09:13:27): | What about the doing dot biz shirt? |
| Nibbler | (09:13:53): | And what size shirt are you? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:24:12): | Give me a medium |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:24:30): | I'm not sure on the font for doing dot biz |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:25:00): | Also I'm gonna wait before I wear the fuck the Zuck shirt since he just donated close to 1 billion to planned parenthood and it will make me look super pro life |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:28:13): | i am not the biggest advocate for abortion but i don't want to look like an abortion mill bomber either |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:28:21): | so i think we may need a new shirt idea lol |
| Brobocop | (09:38:38): | Id wear it s |
| Nibbler | (13:53:36): | Did he really donate $1 billion? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:54:18): | Like 960 million |
| Nibbler | (13:54:38): | And we are all pro life, in the sense that we are all in favor of lives outside of social media |
| Nibbler | (13:54:58): | Wow. Commendable |
| Nibbler | (13:55:15): | And Facebook is sponsoring tonight's debate. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:58:38): | Yea it was nice of him and I can't wait when is that |
| Nibbler | (15:48:22): | 9pm |
| Nibbler | (21:07:54): | Bumped into tj Miller on the street earlier |
| Nibbler | (21:08:07): | He was high as shit |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:08:11): | You say anything? |
| Nibbler | (21:08:22): | Of course |
| Nibbler | (21:10:46): | My entire company was together for our quarterly outing and he walked out of an apartment building. He cut through our crowd and I shouted I loved his work. I was tempted to say he brought piss to a shit fight, but out of context, that could've been weird around my coworkers |
| Friday, 07 August 2015 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (00:44:34): | You should have passed him a business card |
| Slurms McKenzie | (00:44:41): | Also did you guys see the daily show |
| Nibbler | (05:54:17): | Tim and Eric's Zone Theory: https://youtu.be/ClvX7ED8UUI |
| Nibbler | (05:55:41): | Yeah. Happy I got to see a live taping before he left. |
| Nibbler | (08:39:44): | So is next Friday still happening? |
| Brobocop | (08:41:44): | Not for me |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:42:49): | I'll confirm today |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:48:13): | I don't think I can either |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:48:56): | Well that confirms it lol. I will be smoking turkey sunday if anyone wants to come over and try some along with some other stuff probably |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:51:41): | What other stuff are we smoking ;) |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:52:18): | Durrr. Probably nothing though actually this turkey is a 20 pounder lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:59:53): | I said GOD DAMN |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:00:36): | Yea didn't realize how big it was so that's where all my energies will be Sunday lol. Up at the Crack of dawn working on getting that bird in this belly |
| Brobocop | (09:06:03): | My dads coming home that day so we are having family dinner. I'll stop by though |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:06:21): | K cool beans |
| Nibbler | (18:04:34): | Any of you own a Nintendo DS or 3DS? |
| Brobocop | (18:04:47): | I do |
| Nibbler | (18:09:22): | Thoughts? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:15:45): | I do as well |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:15:49): | Not worth |
| Nibbler | (18:16:20): | How much do your want for yours |
| Brobocop | (18:16:33): | Yea unless you really want Nintendo games just pass |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:16:36): | Hmmm |
| Nibbler | (18:16:43): | I want Mario games |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:16:54): | Let me see what games I have |
| Brobocop | (18:17:00): | 3 million USD |
| Nibbler | (18:17:39): | How much for the system? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:17:51): | Ok I have smash bros, Zelda ocarina of time, resident evil, Zelda a link between worlds, and mario kart |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:18:00): | Let me see what a fair price is |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:20:04): | Maybe $50? And then I'll sell the games for $25? |
| Nibbler | (18:21:40): | Deal. |
| Nibbler | (18:22:18): | Is it a 3ds? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:22:52): | Yup |
| Nibbler | (18:23:06): | Hot pink? |
| Brobocop | (18:23:18): | Pete how are we him a trade poke Manz now |
| Brobocop | (18:24:09): | Denny's fights |
| Brobocop | (18:24:19): | I'll be sending over homework for you to watch |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:25:11): | I sold pokemon on eBay lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:25:19): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:26:00): | It's in pretty good shape. I can clear out the streetpasses and stuff |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:28:40): | Actually just found luigis mansion in my eBay pile too so I'll throw that in lol |
| Nibbler | (18:39:31): | I should sell my pokemon cards |
| Brobocop | (18:39:47): | I guarantee they are worth nothing |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:40:44): | Put them on eBay. People buy everything |
| Nibbler | (18:52:45): | I have a lot of them |
| Nibbler | (19:07:56): | Marc, any games you wanna part with? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:16:14): | I got a PSP full of vintage porngraphy if you want it |
| Nibbler | (19:17:01): | Vintage as in 2004 or 1988? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:17:13): | 2004 I'm not a savage |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:27:24): | It's like jerking off with 11 year old Brian |
| Nibbler | (20:40:18): | I remember those days |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:50:51): | Back to back |
| Nibbler | (20:53:22): | Toe to toe |
| Slurms McKenzie | (20:57:50): | Hey Brian why is your load so small? Ha ha fag |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:37:02): | :( I can't help my load |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:50:39): | Fuck the zuck |
| Saturday, 08 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (00:37:28): | Anyone awake. I have a really genius idea |
| Slurms McKenzie | (00:51:52): | I'm up what's the idea |
| Nibbler | (00:52:49): | So are you familiar with the business model of ClassPass? |
| Nibbler | (00:54:44): | We buy spots in boutique fitness classes and then provide access to those spots to our subscriber base. It's a monthly fee. |
| Nibbler | (01:01:41): | My idea is to do the same thing with movie theaters. Instead of paying $10-16 for a single movie, get a monthly subscription through us and pay $29/month or $299 for the year. |
| Nibbler | (01:02:18): | You get unlimited access for the membership fee. Limit one movie per day. |
| Nibbler | (01:03:12): | In essence it's Netflix for movie theaters. |
| Nibbler | (01:04:36): | We would eventually set up a tiered system so that a premium subscriber pays more, think Amazon prime, and they have a larger share of seats available for booking at peak hours. |
| Nibbler | (01:06:44): | For initial growth stage, offer bring a friend or refer a friend promotions, like Uber. Encourages word of mouth, natural sharing. |
| Nibbler | (01:07:00): | Children are free until 12 |
| Nibbler | (01:08:58): | You can add a child to your account (ages 13-17) for an additional $10/month/child. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:40:23): | That's actually a good idea |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:40:47): | But I feel like the drop in movie attendance is due to people wanting to just stay home |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:41:27): | If you see, say, 5 movies a year why pay 29 a month? You're overpaying in those months you don't attend |
| Slurms McKenzie | (01:41:59): | Because I feel like the drop in movie attendance is due to people wanting to stay home |
| Nibbler | (01:52:41): | The rate is just something I made up. It's flexible |
| Nibbler | (01:53:01): | Obviously summer months are more valuable |
| Nibbler | (01:54:21): | But what we could offer partnering theaters is data insights into the most popular films, how to schedule movies and when. |
| Nibbler | (01:55:32): | Theaters don't make much on ticket sales. It's almost entirely concessions. The more fit traffic there is, especially off-peak hours, the healthier the business. Filling inventory that otherwise goes to waste |
| Nibbler | (01:55:46): | Foot traffic* |
| Brobocop | (08:57:25): | We could sell like the movie tickets in advance so it's like ore ordering to give theaters an idea of how well the movie will do |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:38:52): | I just turned on my phone I think this is a pretty good idea |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:39:00): | Just what happens of everything out sucks |
| Nibbler | (12:45:15): | Give users the ability to vote on old movies to screen |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:45:59): | That's actually really smart. |
| Nibbler | (12:46:38): | The problem theaters have is filling inventory. Give the people what they want |
| Nibbler | (12:47:11): | And an extra asking per month gets you unlimited popcorn too |
| Nibbler | (12:47:19): | Amount* |
| Nibbler | (12:47:45): | Maybe not that last one |
| Brobocop | (14:20:24): | Wanna do something tonight |
| Slurms McKenzie | (14:31:10): | Can't I'm at the shore |
| Nibbler | (14:31:44): | No plans on coming to Edison |
| Nibbler | (14:49:17): | FUCK! \n\nMoviepass.com |
| Brobocop | (14:49:48): | Hooked pass |
| Brobocop | (14:49:51): | Hooker |
| Nibbler | (14:50:10): | Go on |
| Nibbler | (15:54:48): | Digging into how the ticketing process works for movie pass, it sucks hard |
| Nibbler | (15:54:53): | It's clunky |
| Nibbler | (15:56:28): | They send you a discover debit card. You have to get to the theater, decide on a movie, then the card is credited for the price of a ticket. You have to then take the discover card and swipe it at a kiosk or hand to the box office person, and you get your ticket |
| Nibbler | (15:56:36): | Not very user friendly |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:18:32): | "Fuck" - Mark Zuck |
| Nibbler | (16:47:18): | None |
| Nibbler | (16:47:30): | None |
| Nibbler | (16:48:27): | thoughts? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:06:40): | Make it say business lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:07:21): | "I orchestrated a hostile takeover for the benefit of the shareholders and all I got was this stupid shirt" |
| Nibbler | (17:29:06): | None |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:29:58): | I like it |
| Nibbler | (17:30:02): | same |
| Slurms McKenzie | (17:30:05): | Give him a chubby |
| Brobocop | (17:42:01): | Can you make it black on white |
| Nibbler | (19:27:34): | None |
| Nibbler | (19:27:40): | not feeling it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:36:00): | Nah |
| Brobocop | (22:30:51): | Yea better white |
| Slurms McKenzie | (22:35:57): | Still needs a business chubby too |
| Nibbler | (22:37:40): | What's TYBG mean? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:02:09): | I need your guys help with something serious. You don't all need to help. loris friends wants an intervention, asked me and haley to get involved. If any of you want to join please do |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:02:19): | She acted like a fucking moron tonight again |
| Nibbler | (23:03:01): | I'm in. You mean for ham sandwich, right? |
| Nibbler | (23:03:18): | What she do now? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:03:21): | Yea I presume. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:04:34): | She was drinking with me and haley tonight. Had a decent deal to drink. Me and haley leave to my room for a bit, come back and she's drove off |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:04:42): | And she definitely should not have been driving |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:04:57): | She literally just got fined 500 in court this week for a speeding ticket |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:05:10): | How fucking stupid can you be |
| Nibbler | (23:05:47): | Obviously, the depth of her true stupidity has yet to be revealed |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:06:21): | Yea true tonight's a new low. I don't want how see how far it can go |
| Brobocop | (23:06:33): | Where did she go |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:07:38): | No idea |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:08:03): | She's on her way back now but if she got pulled over hello DUI |
| Brobocop | (23:08:59): | I mean we have all drove when we shouldn't have |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:09:34): | That doesn't make it right or smart |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:10:00): | Also I think it was for something dumb since she's on her way back already |
| Nibbler | (23:10:12): | We didn't have ham sandwich dragging us down though |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:10:23): | Also mostly I feel like I'd get in trouble for this and that's the biggest issue |
| Nibbler | (23:11:00): | She's 21. She can buy her own booze |
| Nibbler | (23:11:13): | She chose to drink |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:11:47): | Yea but look at my siblings |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:12:09): | Steves a 30 year old non driving virgin living at home and loris a 22 year old obsessed with a loser |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:12:46): | So it normally ends up coming back to me like I'm supposed to watch em |
| Nibbler | (23:13:31): | Your new name is Malcolm |
| Brobocop | (23:15:30): | Just sit her down and tell her she is being an idiot. |
| Brobocop | (23:16:04): | I'm gunna pass on the intervention though. I don't think it's my place to step in |
| Nibbler | (23:19:37): | I'm willing to help, but I have a feeling that even if she does leave the idiot, she'll feel bad for him when he starts mainlining black tar and run back to him. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:22:06): | I thinks he's already into dope now actually |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:23:12): | He lost like 30 pounds mostly muscle and has a lot of junkie logic going on. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:31:04): | She got home at the same time as my parents lol. Went straight up to her room to avoid them lol. I'm serious about intervention though |
| Nibbler | (23:31:53): | I'll help |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:32:06): | Jackie and Sam are setting it up so I'll let you know what they say |
| Nibbler | (23:33:43): | That sounds terrible |
| Nibbler | (23:33:59): | You should have Haley coordinate with them |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:34:09): | Yea maybe. She will be |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:52:29): | What specifically is this intervention for |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:52:41): | Like just hamza or the drinking |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:53:28): | Originally I think hamza exclusively but now I think drinking since she's acting like a idiot |
| Slurms McKenzie | (23:55:25): | Well if you need my help let me know, I don't want lori to have her life ruined |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:55:59): | It's one thing to drink and stay at home who cares if you black out but it's another to drive. And yea I think the more people the better. |
| Sunday, 09 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (12:30:45): | So where'd Lori go? |
| Monday, 10 August 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:06:24): | She claims she was going to drive down to the shore to a spot her and hamza would go and listen to the ocean and turned around when she got around menlo. Which coincidentally is near Hamzas |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:06:50): | Me and haley think she just brought cookies to hamzas since she baked a lot and all of a sudden most of them were gone |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:06:54): | She's a god damn moron |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:07:21): | So she's still in love with him? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:07:33): | Even after he got caught fucking whores on Craigslist for weeks |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:07:37): | I told her I thought she was lying too, why leave your cat to go to the beach to feel bad about your cat |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:07:37): | And doing hard drugs? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:07:48): | Well drugs were not sure on just a suspicion still |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:07:58): | It wouldn't be a stretch |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:08:01): | But yea the others |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:08:08): | She has seriously low self esteem |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:08:22): | Christi eng sent me some screenshots of their texts |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:08:28): | She says I'm just not a worthy person |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:08:31): | It's really sad |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:08:45): | Worthy of what? A bf that doesn't treat her like shit? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (11:08:48): | Wow that's sad |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:11:26): | Of friends of a good bf |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:11:28): | It is |
| Nibbler | (12:10:01): | Damn. |
| Nibbler | (12:10:31): | Wait ham sammy was fucking whores from Craigslist? |
| Brobocop | (12:12:11): | You guys are messing with Josh and I right. Like this is the sequel to cyber bully or something g |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:17:25): | I'm not kidding about anything I've said about lori |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:17:54): | And he was looking up threesomes on Craigslist dunno if he followed through ok any but I would bet he has |
| Brobocop | (12:19:54): | All dude threesomes? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:20:12): | Is there any other kind |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:20:14): | All pony-kin threesomes |
| Nibbler | (12:21:38): | I knew he cheated, but not random bimbos from Craigslist |
| Nibbler | (12:21:53): | Maybe he's blowing truckers for meth |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:23:05): | Who knows he's unemployed now no longer at that trucker stop thing |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:23:31): | Though still can't find time to see lori on their anniversary yesterday lol. They met in Roosevelt park for like a hour |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:25:54): | Romantic lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:26:19): | Also claims he made a flat rate of 500 a week regardless of how much he worked |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:26:33): | And would get called in all the time to work |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:26:43): | But somehow despite it being so busy the company went under lol |
| Brobocop | (13:17:04): | Brian become self aware. Protocol Omega |
| Nibbler | (15:43:41): | I'm gonna go work for postmates as a bike messenger |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:44:21): | Why lol |
| Nibbler | (15:50:35): | It's definitely not boring. On your bike all day. Explore the city |
| Nibbler | (15:50:53): | Get paid like $25/hr |
| Nibbler | (15:51:12): | That's what I get in overtime |
| Nibbler | (15:51:26): | And my hours are being cut |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:52:10): | Oh that does suck |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:52:14): | Plus it is exercise |
| Nibbler | (15:56:28): | Just an idea |
| Brobocop | (16:08:40): | Try media |
| Brobocop | (16:08:47): | They love psych degrees |
| Nibbler | (18:11:41): | Got a company in mind. I've applied to a bunch of media companies. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:46:22): | Nice that'd be ciik |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:46:23): | Cool |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:46:44): | Just apply to big companies |
| Slurms McKenzie | (18:46:53): | More stable than startups typically |
| Nibbler | (19:01:56): | I have. I've applied to dozens of jobs at NBC, Viacom, all of them |
| Nibbler | (19:02:04): | Disney |
| Nibbler | (19:12:27): | Go to ABC.XYZ |
| Nibbler | (19:13:00): | While reading, click the period after the sentence containing drone delivery |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:36:28): | if you don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a sexy as hell babe that makes you cum in your pants then i dont want to fuckin know you |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:44:03): | That's cool lol I don't remember them mentioning abc.xyz in the show |
| Nibbler | (19:44:29): | They didn't. And this isn't a joke |
| Nibbler | (19:44:41): | Google is now under the umbrella Alphabet |
| Nibbler | (19:45:12): | But BMW owns alphabet.com |
| Nibbler | (19:45:36): | So Google went with http://www.ABC.xyz |
| Nibbler | (22:20:48): | http://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential/1225451057 |
| Nibbler | (22:21:13): | The real test of, "How white are you?" |
| Peter Nincompoop | (23:14:07): | I also got 95% sanders |
| Nibbler | (23:14:28): | Wanna get gay married? |
| Nibbler | (23:15:11): | Sorry, married |
| Nibbler | (23:15:46): | Apparently, I'm a left wing authoritarian |
| Tuesday, 11 August 2015 |
| Brobocop | (05:44:53): | I got 79 Bernie |
| Brobocop | (06:09:43): | We going ? |
| Nibbler | (06:16:05): | Why didn't we think of it |
| Nibbler | (12:51:59): | You guys around this weekend? |
| Brobocop | (12:56:10): | This |
| Nibbler | (13:00:02): | Doesn't answer my question, but I like it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:03:12): | I'm around Friday |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:03:46): | I should be some day this week |
| Brobocop | (13:03:58): | Comedy show Friday. |
| Brobocop | (13:04:04): | And should have a date Saturday |
| Brobocop | (13:04:17): | But she is more flaky them a caps try |
| Brobocop | (13:04:20): | Pastry |
| Brobocop | (15:04:54): | Bitch you ain't got a job |
| Slurms McKenzie | (15:16:42): | She looks.. Relaxed |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:07:03): | Which tinderella is this marky marc |
| Brobocop | (16:07:26): | It's sam. Your sister best friend |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:13:10): | No not that the one you're seeing Saturday. I can tell the girl in that pic has had unprotected butt sex |
| Brobocop | (16:17:05): | A girl from a while ago |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:20:21): | The olden days |
| Slurms McKenzie | (16:53:22): | Josh do you still want the 3ds |
| Peter Nincompoop | (16:55:33): | Why would he want to date a 3d |
| Nibbler | (18:31:13): | Yeah. Why |
| Wednesday, 12 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (07:31:13): | Whens this intervention? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:31:47): | I'm gonna have to talk to ms. Relaxed and her other friends about it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:09:10): | Josh how interested are you in Ocarina of Time 3D for the 3DS? Because I found out that it goes for a lot on eBay but if you actually want to play it I'll still throw it in. If not I can knock off some money for the price of the 3ds and games |
| Brobocop | (12:43:48): | How much on eBay? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:44:59): | 60 shekels |
| Nibbler | (12:47:52): | I think I own it on n64. Never played it before. Don't really care, sell it on eBay if you can make good money |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:48:58): | Yeah it's going for like $60+. It's a classic so if you want it I have no problem throwing it in. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:49:38): | Otherwise I'm gonna sell it to pay for my sick child |
| Nibbler | (12:50:38): | Isn't that more than retail? |
| Nibbler | (12:50:46): | Do they not make it anymore? |
| Nibbler | (12:51:12): | Flip that shit yo |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:51:19): | Yeah it's out of print. You can only get it digitally now |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:51:23): | Aight cool |
| Nibbler | (12:51:35): | Stupid Nintendoson |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:58:15): | damn japanese cant even keep their games in print or their girls satisified |
| Brobocop | (14:08:01): | I'll the N64 off you josh |
| Nibbler | (14:33:55): | You wanna buy it? |
| Nibbler | (14:34:02): | It ain't happening |
| Nibbler | (14:34:04): | Fuck you |
| Thursday, 13 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (09:02:54): | I'm gonna come home tomorrow. Pete, you gonna be around so we can swap spit? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:03:12): | Hell yea |
| Nibbler | (09:03:21): | And anyone down to do something? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:03:28): | Sure |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:03:33): | I should be |
| Nibbler | (09:03:57): | Luke warm beans |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:23:12): | Robin hood just came out for android today |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:23:23): | 0 dollar trades on stocks |
| Nibbler | (09:23:53): | Nice. Yeah they're a cool company |
| Nibbler | (09:24:08): | Don't own any stocks though |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:27:04): | Well the app makes it super easy can put some money in straight from your account and you can buy/sell stocks on the app |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:27:45): | Normally buying or selling has a commission fee but this is free. You can also set things to sell if it reaches this amount or buy if it gets this low |
| Brobocop | (09:41:11): | I'm in NYC tomorrow |
| Nibbler | (09:42:50): | Get in deep. |
| Nibbler | (12:13:36): | What stocks should I buy? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:16:21): | Chipolte |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:16:26): | Always Chipolte |
| Nibbler | (12:18:46): | None |
| Nibbler | (12:18:58): | Speak of the diablo |
| Nibbler | (12:22:29): | Were you serious? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:22:48): | Chipotle is a decent buy actually |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:22:51): | Yahoo is cheap |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:22:53): | 35 a share |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:22:58): | I think it will go up |
| Nibbler | (12:25:02): | I saw Google went up a lot after the Alphabet thing. And Apple went down cause China is hurting. Also HTC is worthless |
| Nibbler | (12:25:14): | Might be worth buying some HTC |
| Nibbler | (12:25:27): | Just to see if it increases at all |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:26:57): | As a throwaway buy. Could bounce back |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:27:09): | HTC will be out of business soon |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:27:13): | Number one rule though don't try to time the market |
| Brobocop | (12:27:21): | But blue chips do dividen re investment |
| Brobocop | (12:27:26): | And save for the future |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:27:38): | Yea it's good to have them in your portfolio |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:27:48): | And don't become emotionally attached to any stocks |
| Brobocop | (12:28:06): | That's what I got and that's why I plan on retiring at 55 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:28:12): | Set a limit like if it goes down 10% you sell don't keep holding out while it goes lower and lower |
| Nibbler | (12:28:52): | I don't have shit right now |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:29:26): | Look up some blue chips they're the safest bet stock wise |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:31:09): | See if you can get some stock options at your place of work too if offered never hurts |
| Nibbler | (12:32:00): | I have not the slightest clue what you're talking about |
| Nibbler | (12:32:12): | Blue what nots |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:32:34): | theyre the rarest of all chips |
| Brobocop | (12:32:56): | The stocks that have been around for forever. AT&T. Coke. Microsoft |
| Nibbler | (12:32:59): | Like hidden gems on the trading floor? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:32:59): | Blue chips are slow growth safe investing stocks |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:33:00): | Yea |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:33:10): | What marc said |
| Nibbler | (12:33:15): | OIL!!! |
| Brobocop | (12:33:38): | This nigga got att at day 6 of age |
| Brobocop | (12:33:51): | Putting the money back into buying more stock since then. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:33:55): | You can invest in commodities but you better follow the market |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:34:10): | They can be volatile |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:34:33): | Also studies show after a stock splits it's more bullish=they're more likely to go up |
| Brobocop | (12:34:37): | Yea. A single bad report can make or break you |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:34:41): | Netflix is expected to split soon |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:34:46): | I'm gonna buy it when it does |
| Nibbler | (12:34:58): | We're gonna sit down tomorrow and set me up for success |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:35:11): | damn you guys are hardcore about this |
| Nibbler | (12:35:21): | Right |
| Brobocop | (12:35:31): | I'm made I didn't invest in ford when it was 1 |
| Brobocop | (12:35:36): | It's around 20 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:36:16): | Do you have a portfolio i can see marc I'm interested |
| Brobocop | (12:37:42): | I got the forms and shot but not a true one. I got J and J Comcast AtT. That's my biggest. Citibank. And a few others here and there |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:37:47): | All I personally bought is 50 shares of apple after it split and went down to 93 like 8 months |
| Brobocop | (12:37:54): | And did try |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:38:05): | I knoe my parents have had Colgate since the 80s |
| Brobocop | (12:38:07): | Disney |
| Brobocop | (12:38:17): | Disney is always a good investment |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:38:20): | Microsoft |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:38:21): | Yea |
| Brobocop | (12:38:26): | They used to give you vanity shares |
| Brobocop | (12:38:35): | I got Microsoft |
| Slurms McKenzie | (12:39:15): | d@ng |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:39:32): | I'm just gonna use robinhood for some fun |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:39:56): | Josh if your serious you should talk to someone about vanguard mutual funds too very safe investment with good return |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:40:25): | My brother told my parents to buy Google when it came out and they didn't and he still brings it up at times lol |
| Nibbler | (12:40:43): | Cool. My mom has a guy that does everything for her. She's gotta lot of shit too |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:40:56): | Ask her to talk to her guy |
| Brobocop | (13:25:22): | Also all y'all fuckers need to get a Roth IRA if you don't have a 401k yet |
| Nibbler | (13:31:10): | I don't have my 401k yet, but I don't it's with it for me. Not gonna be at this company long |
| Brobocop | (13:35:43): | For doing.biz we can buy radio spots in smaller markets for 25 a piece |
| Nibbler | (13:45:19): | Notice I changed the little favicon so it looks like the bathroom logo |
| Nibbler | (13:45:32): | Not all distorted anymore |
| Nibbler | (13:45:43): | And that's pricey |
| Brobocop | (13:46:44): | Nah it's not. We can get areas like Tempe and other places. |
| Brobocop | (13:47:03): | Top 50 DMAs is in the hundreds of dollars |
| Brobocop | (13:47:17): | But smaller markets we can still reach a lot of people nation wide |
| Nibbler | (13:47:26): | You want tempe Arizona? |
| Brobocop | (13:47:36): | It's a decent sized market |
| Brobocop | (13:47:45): | You want Grand Rapids SD ? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:54:37): | We need to expand our brand |
| Slurms McKenzie | (13:54:51): | My brand is expanding just thinking about it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:55:45): | I'm about to spread my brand all over my pants |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:02:05): | For these radio spots how long does it last, do you mean 25 dollars per play or 25 and that will get us played like once a day for a week |
| Brobocop | (14:30:13): | Per :30 second spot |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:30:53): | Ah gotcha. And at what time is that? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:31:36): | I'd love to hear some dumb ass commercial for next gen biz men on the radio even if we have to listen to it via Internet lol |
| Brobocop | (14:31:57): | Day parts |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:33:18): | Sweet |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:34:01): | I'd love for it to start huge explosions and people screaming for dear life, then a record scratch and someone saying "does this sound like your business?" |
| Nibbler | (18:56:27): | At what point are we actually considered a business? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:59:32): | As opposed to a hobby? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:59:40): | When we are actively doing this for profit |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:00:08): | Having a business plan, projecting future revenue, things like that make us look more like a business |
| Nibbler | (19:02:19): | If we sold t-shirts, are we a business? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:02:46): | Nah I think it's about deliberate planning to make a profit |
| Nibbler | (19:02:51): | At what point is it no longer a joke and can we be held liable and get sued |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:03:12): | Look up hobby vs business on Google think the irs has a page on it |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:03:22): | We won't get sued well just have to pay taxes |
| Nibbler | (19:04:21): | Fuckin Obama |
| Brobocop | (19:19:59): | Wanna come to practice Saturday |
| Nibbler | (19:25:03): | I'm good. I had planned on doing some shit with the weight vest |
| Nibbler | (19:25:11): | What's everyone doing Saturday? |
| Brobocop | (19:30:43): | Got a date |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:32:21): | Dunno possibly nothing |
| Nibbler | (19:35:10): | Interesting |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:35:46): | Probably just chilling |
| Nibbler | (19:35:59): | Now that we all have jobs, let's fly out somewhere. North Dakota for the week. Vacation as oil field workers |
| Nibbler | (19:36:22): | Or as Chilean minors |
| Slurms McKenzie | (19:36:34): | Busy Sat but free Friday |
| Nibbler | (19:37:46): | Let's record some demo radio ads |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:43:46): | In a world where business just ain't what it used to be |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:45:52): | None |
| Nibbler | (22:47:48): | This real? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:48:02): | Think so from the shows insta |
| Nibbler | (22:48:23): | Sick |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:48:26): | Or just handwritten from imdb |
| Friday, 14 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (07:08:20): | Any thoughts on buying stock in Tesla? |
| Brobocop | (07:09:12): | Wait until they are about to announce the 35k mode |
| Nibbler | (07:11:42): | They are legit making a mode for their model S called ludicrous mode in a nod to space balls |
| Nibbler | (07:36:58): | Pete, since we'll be chilling later, would you be able to bring the DS? And do you prefer cash or Venmo? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (07:37:28): | Yup I can bring it. And cash is fine since I don't use venmo |
| Nibbler | (07:38:05): | Hop on the musk bandwagon already, fag. |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:53:53): | The Musk can make like the Zuck and FUCK |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:54:26): | also I'm not sure if you know about Streetpass but I think you'll have fun with it since you work in NYC |
| Nibbler | (08:55:19): | Go on |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:56:09): | basically you turn the 3ds on and close the lid, so it goes into sleep mode |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:56:19): | and it will last something like 72 hours in sleep |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:56:29): | and bring it with you in nyc, like leave it in your bag or something |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:56:41): | when you pass within 30 feet of someone else who has a 3ds it will streetpass them |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:56:47): | which basically means you exchange mii data |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:57:04): | so you get a copy of their little mii character on your system and you can play a few games with that |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:57:12): | plus some actual games take advantage of this |
| Nibbler | (08:57:28): | Kinda creepy but I like it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:57:29): | like mario kart gets the ghost data of users you street pass and you can race against it |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:57:34): | it's a fun little gimmick |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:57:47): | you usually get a bunch of passes in nyc since there are a lot of people |
| Nibbler | (08:58:02): | I'm actually really pumped for the DS |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:58:18): | yeah it's a lot of fun |
| Slurms McKenzie | (08:58:23): | smash bros 4 alone is worth it tbh |
| Nibbler | (08:59:16): | I'll pick that one up |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:00:13): | im giving it to you lol |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:01:31): | Luigis Mansion, Mario Kart 7, Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds, Resident Evil Revelations, and Smash Bros 4 |
| Nibbler | (09:08:15): | O, shit. Nice |
| Nibbler | (09:42:54): | How much did you want again? I'm gonna have to stop at the bank |
| Slurms McKenzie | (09:53:40): | 75 is fine if that's cool with you |
| Nibbler | (09:57:19): | Works for me |
| Brobocop | (09:57:21): | I'll give you mine for 600 |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:00:02): | I'm coming out to my parents as transracial tonight |
| Nibbler | (10:00:43): | Please, please, please do |
| Nibbler | (10:00:58): | Navajo? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:01:25): | no, transjapanese |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:01:29): | My whole life, I've just felt wrong. Even though I was born Italian, I have always felt a deep connection and identity with the Japanese culture. At first, I tried to deny it, but I read some very interesting studies that showed how common this feeling is. If you were to look at a Japanese person and an Italian person, you'd notice that, at the genetic level, they are completely indistinguishable, and a lot of the cultural aspects of a race come from how other people interpret you socially based on outward appearance. \n\nI love Japanese culture, values, environment, and entertainment, and am hoping to begin living my life as a Japanese American in 2016. I have already set an appointment to receive eyelid surgery and chemical treatment to make my hair appear more in line with that of cisborn Japanese people. I have also selected a name that will honor my Japanese and American roots (Toby Shinobi). |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:01:40): | i sent this to my friend |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:01:51): | please call me Toby Shinobi going forward |
| Nibbler | (10:02:59): | I think Tony works better. Some lingering breadcrumbs of your Italian roots |
| Nibbler | (10:03:12): | This is hysterical |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:03:29): | Thank you |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:03:44): | I need a new pronoun to define myself |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:04:02): | "Howdy, fellas. Any of ya'll want to go to the anime shop tonight? |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:05:07): | Ya'll want to eat some fucking lethally poisonous blowfish because that's what us japanese people do? |
| Nibbler | (10:06:07): | I'd watch this |
| Slurms McKenzie | (10:06:28): | this is my life |
| GroupMe | (10:06:55): | Slurms McKenzie changed name to Toby Shinobi |
| Nibbler | (10:07:14): | Let's make a "reality" show about transracial people living together |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:08:32): | You can be transafrican |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:08:46): | Howdy, ya'll. Me and the niggas are going down to the rodeo tonight |
| Nibbler | (10:09:04): | I'm transaboriginal |
| Nibbler | (10:09:11): | Transabo for short |
| Nibbler | (10:09:18): | Frum down unda |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:14:41): | I love it |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:14:47): | why can't people be transracial though lol |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:15:01): | I mean I know it's a retarded concept |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:15:05): | but people are against it for some reason |
| Nibbler | (10:16:30): | Because unlike sexuality which is an innate preference, race is a social construct that is learned |
| Nibbler | (10:16:54): | I don't really have a problem with it though |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:18:24): | well isn't gender also a social construct |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:18:32): | i mean there is no genetic difference between races |
| Nibbler | (10:18:40): | Not sexuality |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:18:51): | but gender and sexuality arent the same thing |
| Nibbler | (10:19:01): | Wait, yeah. Fuck this |
| Nibbler | (10:19:13): | It's funny as all hell though |
| Nibbler | (10:19:34): | I'm a transracial transgender |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:23:28): | oh yeah it is hilarious |
| Nibbler | (12:28:33): | If Haley and Lori are around, wanna play cards against humanity or risk or some shit? |
| Nibbler | (12:28:42): | We could also go out |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:31:22): | Haley will be lori may be, I've been having some stomach issues and been shitting my brains out today so i don't think I want to drink really |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:31:45): | We can just do coke |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:34:25): | I was thinking more opiates since they constipate you |
| Nibbler | (12:36:04): | we playing B ball, cause we be hitting the black tar. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:36:28): | More of a clear color |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:36:50): | I think water is literally just going straight through me lol |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:39:46): | Get immodium |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:41:01): | I'm going for the world record for salary earned while on toilet in one day |
| Nibbler | (12:50:32): | Pretty sure bill Gates has everyone beat |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:53:51): | Ok then percentage of time out of the work day |
| Brobocop | (17:18:59): | None |
| Nibbler | (17:20:15): | Who would honestly fall for that shit? |
| Brobocop | (17:21:23): | None |
| Brobocop | (17:24:45): | None |
| Nibbler | (17:25:49): | Our? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:26:46): | I'm human and gonna record your videos too |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:27:02): | And presumably with the friend josh try to keep up |
| Brobocop | (17:27:24): | None |
| Nibbler | (17:28:01): | Ask if she's trans-species? |
| Brobocop | (17:29:27): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:30:00): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrtLNAqvbzY |
| Brobocop | (17:30:48): | None |
| Nibbler | (17:57:48): | I'm home you nerds |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:04:08): | Just making dinner then I'll be free |
| Brobocop | (18:04:38): | I'm in NYC |
| Toby Shinobi | (19:27:47): | Omw |
| Brobocop | (21:13:30): | I'll be home around 1030 |
| Toby Shinobi | (21:13:43): | Come to NB |
| Brobocop | (21:14:06): | Maybe |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:41:32): | Kk |
| Brobocop | (22:57:16): | I'm not gunna make it out. Go ham |
| Saturday, 15 August 2015 |
| Toby Shinobi | (02:48:45): | Call me Kevin McAlister cause I'm home alone |
| Nibbler | (07:45:00): | So my parents woke me up to say goodbye as they're leaving for Colorado. I sit up and the first thing I hear is, "oh, he has a tattoo". Surprisingly, they didn't care all that much |
| Nibbler | (07:45:40): | And my mom knows who Mike rubenthal is, she's seen him on that show ink master |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:07:57): | It's a sign to have them come back to their son looking like wiz khalifa |
| Nibbler | (10:10:15): | 2 weeks. Done deal |
| Brobocop | (14:02:49): | You guys wanna do something tonight or are you guys pooped our |
| Nibbler | (14:03:54): | I'm definitely up for something |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:10:26): | I gotta pick up my brother around 6 I think but I'm done after. Have to stay here though to look after nala |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:40:30): | Eyo |
| Brobocop | (20:03:01): | I demand sluts |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:11:19): | Nala doesn't put out till marriage |
| Brobocop | (20:11:49): | Nala is an Instagram hoe |
| Toby Shinobi | (20:23:31): | Jessie wants to know what's going on tonight |
| Brobocop | (20:24:22): | I'll go out |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:24:46): | Nothing exciting haley feels kinda sick and I still am watching Nala. You guys go on without me |
| Toby Shinobi | (20:28:17): | Aw ok |
| Nibbler | (20:43:58): | What's poppin bitches? I feel asleep |
| Nibbler | (20:44:05): | Fell* |
| Toby Shinobi | (23:51:33): | I dropped the ball this time |
| Nibbler | (23:57:44): | What? |
| Sunday, 16 August 2015 |
| Toby Shinobi | (00:00:35): | Somehow we accidentally ended up in Wayne |
| Nibbler | (00:01:14): | Why Wayne? |
| Toby Shinobi | (00:01:26): | I put the wrong address in the gps |
| Nibbler | (00:02:03): | Where were you trying to go? |
| Nibbler | (00:02:15): | And we're you picked up by grifters? |
| Nibbler | (00:02:23): | Did they seduce you? |
| Nibbler | (00:02:34): | Serenade you? |
| Toby Shinobi | (00:02:34): | Morristown lol andnwe realized too late |
| Nibbler | (00:03:04): | Aren't they in opposite directions? |
| Toby Shinobi | (00:04:39): | One is just much further lol |
| Nibbler | (00:05:12): | Did you at least do something in Wayne? |
| Toby Shinobi | (00:06:50): | We are at an old man bar |
| Nibbler | (00:08:50): | Stall some ED pills for me |
| Nibbler | (01:15:49): | I think the DS is too small for my hands |
| Toby Shinobi | (01:18:44): | Just hold it with your fingertips |
| Toby Shinobi | (01:19:01): | Takes getting used to |
| Nibbler | (01:19:46): | You didn't find that holding the buttons down for games like Mario kart hurt your fingers? |
| Toby Shinobi | (01:25:35): | Nah its just an adjustment. Helps if you prop the system against your lap or like use it while lying down |
| Monday, 17 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (12:36:09): | http://www.theonion.com/article/asian-guy-has-separate-group-of-just-asian-friends-32681 |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:38:06): | Why is this always true |
| Nibbler | (12:38:59): | Tribalism |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:43:51): | And there is Always one asian guy with an acoustic guitar who likes to break dance |
| Nibbler | (12:47:01): | I definitely know that guy |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:14:38): | None |
| Toby Shinobi | (13:16:09): | Lol |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:57:43): | Have you guys seen TJ Miller's morning show appearances? They're hilarious |
| Nibbler | (19:07:14): | Nah. I'm pretty sure he got naked once on the old g4 show, attack of the show |
| Nibbler | (19:07:20): | That was pretty funny |
| Tuesday, 18 August 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:12:28): | Josh invest in diabetes |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:13:05): | Diabetes medical supply companies it's very popular now especially since the cases are expected to increase a lot in the next 10 years |
| Nibbler | (14:17:54): | I'll ask my Mom. She's a legit expert in diabetes research |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:19:48): | http://www.investopedia.com/stock-analysis/053113/investing-global-diabetes-epidemic-mcd-nvo-rvp-wst-bdx-podd-mnkd-dva-lly-sny.aspx |
| Brobocop | (14:48:17): | Josh. Invest in alcohol. Its awesome |
| Nibbler | (14:53:38): | Done |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:07:48): | Have you guys seen Hot Girls Wanted on netflix? It's about young girls getting into porn. I am quite frankly shocked after having watched it that Sam Barbeito has not yet done porn. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:07:57): | Seriously all the girls are spitting images of her lol |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:10:45): | I saw it and felt no sympathy for those girls |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:11:00): | They knew exactly what they were getting into and they were all really fucking dumb |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:11:52): | Yea pretty much. That Ava girl reminded me so much of Sam lol |
| Nibbler | (18:13:57): | Didn't Radhida Jones produce it? |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:16:02): | Yea I think so |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:16:22): | It basically negated all the points she said about porn being exploitative |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:16:53): | Yea she did but it's not great. There are some real issues with some porn sites like lying saying the video will only be released in Australia but then releasing it world wide but it was never mentioned. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:17:39): | Yea it trys to paint porn as a whole as exploitative but all the girls chose and we're excited to do it and then just got a reality check when they realized they'd have to fuck guys they wouldn't normally and do fetishes they're not normally into |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:18:13): | Honestly I felt angrier at the girls than at the porn producers lol |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:25:42): | Yea the guy they lived with was extremely honest about how the business worked lol |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:26:30): | And none of the girls really gave a shit about their videos beingnonline and stuff, they just wanted to party and not work |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:27:15): | That cuck bf tho |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:29:41): | I felt really bad for him |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:33:49): | Nah he was a bitch lol |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:34:15): | *dates a pornstar* I don't like that you do porn! |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:37:31): | I Googled my mom's name and my aunt showed up with this - |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:38:09): | Also reviews steve left under my mom's amazon account for lawn mowers and golf balls |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:42:15): | Well now we have to see those |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:43:57): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:44:37): | None |
| Nibbler | (19:03:27): | Those were definitely copied and pasted. I've never before witnessed anything even remotely resembling a sentence come from Steve |
| Peter Nincompoop | (19:03:51): | Oh I know it's what he said lol |
| Wednesday, 19 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (08:33:39): | Taxi cops https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2015-08-19T12:33:37Z/928145d.640x360r90.mp4 |
| Brobocop | (09:18:16): | Whaaa |
| Nibbler | (09:19:01): | Is that video showing up really stretched out? |
| Brobocop | (09:19:43): | Yea |
| Nibbler | (09:23:22): | Weird. I dunno why that's happening. Regardless, taxi cops |
| Toby Shinobi | (13:44:02): | Josh did you binge bojack s2 yet |
| Nibbler | (13:44:38): | Been watching like 1 episode a night, along with firefly. |
| Toby Shinobi | (13:58:31): | Firefly is so fucking good |
| Toby Shinobi | (13:58:49): | I was so sad after I finished it. Movie was nice though |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:11:09): | also you guys want to see straight outta compton next week or something? |
| Nibbler | (15:13:43): | I'll be home Friday |
| Brobocop | (15:14:06): | I'm in the city Friday |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:17:09): | I will let you know if I'm around I do want to see it |
| Brobocop | (21:44:27): | I have no idea who that is |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:45:45): | Hold on |
| Peter Nincompoop | (21:45:56): | Let's think of a good response |
| Toby Shinobi | (21:46:04): | Shit |
| Nibbler | (21:47:49): | Cum see the love doctor. He'll know what to do |
| Nibbler | (21:47:52): | And who |
| Thursday, 20 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (07:10:24): | http://techcrunch.com/2015/08/19/this-app-shoots-vhs-quality-video-that-bob-saget-would-be-proud-of/ |
| Nibbler | (12:26:02): | So there's like 25% chance I'll move to Aspen in the next few months |
| Nibbler | (12:26:10): | Anyone wanna travel or do a road trip? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:27:02): | For what? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:27:20): | Whatcha moving for |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:27:49): | Aspen? Mmm California |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:29:20): | What you think your better than us? |
| Nibbler | (12:29:32): | Carpentry |
| Nibbler | (12:30:27): | You know Aspen is Colorado right? |
| Brobocop | (12:30:51): | You got a job line up? |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:30:56): | It's a line from dumb and dumber lol |
| Nibbler | (12:31:29): | Ooo |
| Nibbler | (12:31:51): | Possibly. Even if I don't, I kinda wanna just get up and go. |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:31:55): | You know a guy there? |
| Nibbler | (12:32:00): | Yeah. |
| Nibbler | (12:32:09): | Parents are hanging out there now |
| Friday, 21 August 2015 |
| Brobocop | (09:37:52): | I'm seeing his stand up tonight |
| Nibbler | (09:38:21): | He was good at oddball |
| Brobocop | (09:39:01): | I've seen three comedy shows in the last month |
| Nibbler | (09:39:15): | Who? |
| Brobocop | (09:40:00): | Ron Funches Brent Moare and Chris D'Elia is tonight |
| Nibbler | (09:40:18): | Funches is awesome |
| Brobocop | (09:40:27): | He was sooooooo high |
| Nibbler | (14:11:44): | New bathroom keys |
| Brobocop | (16:29:13): | Hayley's is such an old people bed |
| Brobocop | (17:06:42): | John Mother Fucking Cena |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:39:46): | Never granted my wish >:( |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:28:39): | None |
| Saturday, 22 August 2015 |
| Toby Shinobi | (00:08:18): | Jessie's friends boyfriend taught me a noise to attract Filipino women |
| Toby Shinobi | (00:08:49): | He tried it at one girl and when she didn't notice it he was like oh, she must be Vietnamese |
| Nibbler | (00:09:40): | What's the noise? |
| Toby Shinobi | (00:13:33): | It's some clicking noise lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:04:53): | Nala was put to sleep today just so you guys know. |
| Brobocop | (13:50:01): | I'm really sorry man. How's everyone holding up |
| Brobocop | (14:16:41): | Time to invade Poland |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:18:46): | My sister and mom are taking it worst. Lori especially. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:15:35): | You guys busy tonight? |
| Brobocop | (15:15:45): | I'm free |
| Nibbler | (15:21:40): | Might be. Friend Jacobs birthday so depends if he wants to do something. Down to hang out beforehand if I'm going out though |
| Brobocop | (15:34:57): | I'm placing my bid as the one is group allowed to wear headbands |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:06:58): | You guys wanna go to NB later? |
| Brobocop | (18:07:07): | Sure |
| Nibbler | (18:07:45): | What's Pedro doin? |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:13:35): | Sorry guys I'm not around today. In PA |
| Nibbler | (18:20:34): | Apologize sincerely |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:21:52): | \nI throw myself before you for judgement |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:56:36): | None |
| Brobocop | (20:35:00): | What we doing |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:35:25): | Hey sorry haleys came down with something so we can't make it |
| Nibbler | (20:35:25): | Brian called it off. He ditched us on our wedding day |
| Nibbler | (20:35:31): | Got cold feet |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:35:42): | I'm just not ready for a commitment like that |
| Sunday, 23 August 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:15:48): | None |
| Nibbler | (10:57:09): | New walking dead spinoff tonight |
| Nibbler | (12:44:06): | Also, this atrocity is coming to Clark, right on featherbed\n\nhttp://www.songkick.com/festivals/1338754-rock-carnival/id/24076469-the-rock-carnival-2015 |
| Nibbler | (12:44:26): | Other than slash, this sounds awful |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:59:06): | This is a festival for moms that were wild in the 80s |
| Nibbler | (13:00:00): | MomCon |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:04:48): | Labor day weekend going up to my house in PA. You're all invited. Haleys inviting her friends too |
| Nibbler | (18:05:31): | Whens labor day? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:08:47): | September 7th |
| Nibbler | (18:10:22): | I'm in |
| Nibbler | (18:10:34): | What day you gonna leave? |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:21:54): | Ill ask Jessie lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:33:57): | The Friday before but some people are coming up saturday. You can come up whenever |
| Nibbler | (18:34:35): | After work or are you taking the day off? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:37:32): | After work friday |
| Nibbler | (18:37:45): | K |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:38:07): | You guys are free to come up whenever though. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:39:11): | I'll bring burgers hot dogs and chicken and some appetizers and a bottle. If you want anything else bring your own food or booze |
| Nibbler | (18:39:45): | What about like a sleeping bag or something? What's the sleeping situation like? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:47:34): | There are a lot of beds you will have a bed, pete you will can have a queen bed to share |
| Nibbler | (21:22:37): | Snitch kid from wire season 4 if is on the walking dead spinoff |
| Toby Shinobi | (21:46:01): | Randy? |
| Nibbler | (21:46:13): | Yeah |
| Nibbler | (22:11:55): | I think I might do this\n\nhttp://www.smallerearth.com/us/ |
| Nibbler | (22:31:28): | Pete, did you watch the bojack Christmas special? |
| Toby Shinobi | (23:31:53): | Yea it was ok |
| Tuesday, 25 August 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:19:21): | Any word if you guys can make it labor day weekend? |
| Brobocop | (09:41:41): | I can't. I'll be naked playing he flute in front of the bank |
| Toby Shinobi | (09:42:43): | Same here, got a lot of stripping to do |
| Wednesday, 26 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (08:38:30): | Taxi cop on the beat again https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2015-08-26T12:38:29Z/2676e268.640x360r.mp4 |
| Toby Shinobi | (19:58:01): | Maybe all taxis have the authority to act as police in NYC |
| Toby Shinobi | (19:58:11): | Secret law to cut down on crime |
| Nibbler | (19:58:44): | Uber cops are next |
| Nibbler | (19:58:57): | Will cops have self driving cars in the future? |
| Thursday, 27 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (19:59:49): | https://instagram.com/p/65-Z3hNHJr/ |
| Toby Shinobi | (20:30:36): | So excited lol |
| Friday, 28 August 2015 |
| Toby Shinobi | (00:33:17): | None |
| Nibbler | (06:52:12): | The boys doin anything this weekend? |
| Brobocop | (06:53:19): | I got 5 SOS tickets Saturday and a date tomorrow |
| Nibbler | (06:55:35): | SOS? |
| Brobocop | (06:55:50): | Seconds of summer |
| Nibbler | (07:27:57): | That a premature ejaculation joke? |
| Nibbler | (07:28:34): | \ufffd |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:32:59): | Heyooo |
| Peter Nincompoop | (07:33:11): | Ba dum tish |
| Nibbler | (07:33:57): | Imagine a prostitute coupon or IOU book. Valid for 5 bangs |
| Toby Shinobi | (07:41:32): | or three really deep conversations |
| Nibbler | (07:42:22): | Talking is so emotionally taxing. Spare me and just stick it in |
| Toby Shinobi | (08:20:16): | How about half a conversation on fluid dynamics and two blowjobs |
| Nibbler | (08:38:27): | Fluids you say? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (08:39:12): | I got your fluid dynamics right hurrrr |
| Toby Shinobi | (08:42:31): | None |
| Brobocop | (11:41:22): | I wanna make this my LinkedIn picture and my tinder profile pic |
| Nibbler | (11:41:51): | Yes. |
| Toby Shinobi | (11:41:57): | Do it |
| Toby Shinobi | (11:42:16): | This is amazing |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:42:50): | Goals: the 4th Reich |
| Toby Shinobi | (11:44:44): | Reich for the stars |
| Nibbler | (11:48:00): | For tinder, hell yeah |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:48:53): | Interests: Poland |
| Brobocop | (11:50:04): | Artist. |
| Brobocop | (11:50:08): | Author |
| Brobocop | (11:50:12): | Great public speaker |
| Brobocop | (11:50:16): | Animal lover |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:52:12): | Bango |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:52:17): | Environmentalist too |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:52:25): | Damn besides the jew thing he was a good guy |
| Brobocop | (11:54:18): | He really was. What did the Jews do to make this gentle man into a mass murderer |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:55:39): | Seriously what happened there he did a complete uturn |
| Brobocop | (11:56:05): | You want the actual answer? |
| Brobocop | (11:56:08): | Or a joke one |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:01:56): | A real answer with a humorous slant to it |
| Brobocop | (12:03:33): | He was a big nationalist and was sent to spy on the nazi party. He ended up getting angry at their views and spoke up. And changed there way of doing things. Then lead to the rise of power. Let's just say the government did NAZI that coming |
| Nibbler | (12:56:17): | Zach will be home this weekend |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:56:56): | Sweet so will I, stuck at home cause my car station |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:57:05): | Situation |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:57:47): | Gotta get a new whip bruh |
| Nibbler | (12:58:02): | Risk? |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:58:20): | I won't be around |
| Nibbler | (13:00:24): | Transracial jackass |
| Toby Shinobi | (13:01:31): | Arigato |
| Nibbler | (13:01:37): | Brian, you leaving PA on Sunday or Monday? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:04:07): | Monday probably |
| Nibbler | (13:08:03): | Good shit |
| Nibbler | (13:08:21): | I'm definitely coming |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:09:59): | Sweet beans |
| Nibbler | (17:08:41): | Zach and Amelia are down for drunk risk |
| Brobocop | (17:22:37): | I'm only a sidle tonight |
| Saturday, 29 August 2015 |
| Nibbler | (14:07:32): | Risk tonight? |
| Toby Shinobi | (14:19:06): | I'm not around |
| Brobocop | (14:34:45): | Depends on if I go out with this girl |
| Toby Shinobi | (14:35:01): | Pork her. Make her carnitas |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:09:52): | Yea risk or settlers of Catan. I'll probably suck though cause I never settle |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:11:01): | Also lori is gonna be home to and will hang |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:11:12): | Too* |
| Nibbler | (15:11:27): | Cool. Zach and Amelia are down |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:11:45): | Loooooooooori |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:11:48): | Quarl |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:12:28): | Haley may just watch she hates who I become in these games |
| Nibbler | (15:12:46): | That's amazing |
| Brobocop | (15:13:07): | We all hate who you become |
| Brobocop | (15:13:33): | Oh wait are we still taking about the game. I moved on to life in general |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:18:56): | You guys do get way too competitive for a board game lol |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:19:35): | I've just resigned to not play when both Zach and Josh are involved |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:19:50): | I don't go out to watch families get destroyed |
| Brobocop | (15:20:25): | I only like it when I get to destroy the family |
| Nibbler | (15:20:46): | Any time there's competition I get way too competitive. |
| Brobocop | (18:40:50): | I'll come over around 10 |
| Brobocop | (20:01:32): | I'm seeing we are your friends with Christa |
| Nibbler | (20:02:04): | That sentence makes zero sense to me |
| Brobocop | (20:02:25): | We are your friends is a movie |
| Brobocop | (20:02:32): | Christa is my sister |
| Nibbler | (20:03:45): | O. So are you seeing a movie or playing with our wangs? |
| Toby Shinobi | (20:10:09): | Wait you have a sister? |
| Brobocop | (22:02:33): | I'm in my way |
| Toby Shinobi | (22:09:54): | You're your own worst enemy |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:18:54): | We're in the middle of settlers of Catan just so you know |
| Peter Nincompoop | (22:19:01): | We thought you were just doing the movies |
| Brobocop | (22:19:33): | Ehh. I'll stops by |
| Brobocop | (22:19:37): | And I'm here |
| Brobocop | (22:19:41): | Brian's or joshed |
| Nibbler | (22:20:41): | Brian |
| Toby Shinobi | (22:20:47): | Brosh |
| Sunday, 30 August 2015 |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:23:09): | Driving 110 miles on a donut ;) |
| Nibbler | (10:30:03): | Shouldn't drive on an empty stomach |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:32:10): | Lol aren't they only meant to last 50 |
| Nibbler | (11:35:23): | I think you can't go past a certain MPH with them. Not distance |
| Brobocop | (11:36:28): | I'm with Brian in this one |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:12:22): | I went to a couple tire places and the guys said donuts are rated for a few hundred miles. You just aren't supposed to go over 55 with one |
| Nibbler | (12:18:06): | We both win |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:36:00): | ran over a staple in princeton... i put on the donut, no problem, then had to drive to the cherry hill area then back to union. so like 100 miles on a donut lol. and then when i got to all the tire places none of them stocked tires that would work for my car |
| Nibbler | (12:37:15): | Really. I thought Subaru is kinda common |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:42:11): | most big chain places dont seem to stock AWD subaru tires, they just have generic tires for FWD cars |
| Brobocop | (12:53:48): | Costco |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:55:59): | Yea go to costco |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:56:01): | Well |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:56:05): | You need a membership |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:06:25): | Cant stump the trunp |
| Nibbler | (14:20:34): | Is he at the Barclay's? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:20:42): | Yup |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:33:33): | My uncle said "make America great again trump" and trump pointed to him. I'm in a family of trumpers |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:44:30): | Now you can't have kids or you might pass on the gene that makes you think Trump is acceptable as POTUS |
| Tuesday, 01 September 2015 |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:23:59): | josh did you ever watch the finale for ATHF? |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:24:15): | i saw a clip on youtube and now i'm sad, i miss that show. i will buy a box set of the series if adult swim releases it |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:24:31): | i used to watch that and the office every day in HS |
| Nibbler | (12:24:54): | I only saw the first 3 episodes this season. Was it good? |
| Nibbler | (15:48:03): | I'm definitely gonna get fired |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:48:19): | Why |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:49:20): | Damn dude sorry to hear that, what happened? |
| Brobocop | (15:49:58): | Caught jerking it in the bathroom ? |
| Brobocop | (15:50:10): | We have all been there right fellas |
| Nibbler | (15:50:24): | Not meeting quotas |
| Nibbler | (15:50:41): | Nothing definitive but I'm glad I only have a sublet |
| Brobocop | (15:50:44): | I thought you were the help desk |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:50:56): | Well won't they give you like a warning first |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:50:59): | Help desks are like 100% quotas lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:51:06): | How far off are you from your quotas |
| Nibbler | (15:53:10): | A lot |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:55:27): | Damn |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:56:13): | Help desk is rough. high turnover and all that |
| Wednesday, 02 September 2015 |
| Brobocop | (12:37:10): | I'm in |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:37:48): | For vice president kanye west selects....kanye west |
| Nibbler | (12:44:39): | I don't think I'd leave the country of Trump were elected because I think he's trolling everyone right now anyway. And if trump is serious, we'll all be better off if he is elected so that nothing so stupid ever happens again. \n\nIf kanye is elected, all hope is lost |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:48:26): | Wait is he running? |
| Nibbler | (12:48:46): | He announced for 2020 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:49:02): | The way he said it was hilarious |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:49:14): | Like it was the most obvious thing in the world he was running |
| Friday, 04 September 2015 |
| Nibbler | (08:36:43): | Saw a homeless guy attempt to jump in front of a car |
| Brobocop | (08:42:16): | Did he get it |
| Toby Shinobi | (09:11:44): | Did you finish him off |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:13:23): | Josh stop keeping us in suspense did you kill him or did you let the car do it |
| Nibbler | (09:30:33): | He was faking it. He was obviously trying to get insurance money. After, he was just walking and screaming ow. I wanted to laugh but it was such a pitiful attempt |
| Brobocop | (11:11:34): | I signed Josh up for Christian mingle. I put faith is very important to him |
| Toby Shinobi | (11:18:25): | Perfect |
| Brobocop | (15:09:21): | Remember. You will never be as fancy as me |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:18:25): | None |
| Brobocop | (15:31:56): | The girl who gave me a BJ in the 5 guys parking lot for back with her ex. My dick will forever be on her lips |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:38:13): | Find out where they go out and be there eating a five guys slowly while watching them |
| Saturday, 05 September 2015 |
| Nibbler | (01:28:22): | New reality show: "Who loves orange soda?!" \n\nThe utterly depressing reality TV show, depicting the trials and tribulations of a Millennial Child Actor. Frequently asked, "Who Loves Orange Soda?!", child actor Kel Mitchell struggles with endless taunts. \n\nThe show ends after a very short-lived, six episode series. |
| Toby Shinobi | (01:41:58): | This is too real |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:08:55): | You should hear out idea for gory hole 2: on the road again |
| Nibbler | (11:26:34): | The Gory Hole goes mobile. It chooses to next possess a school bus. Its exhaust is a thing of legends. |
| Toby Shinobi | (11:30:33): | I love it already |
| Nibbler | (12:26:15): | The Gory Hole goes mobile. It chooses to next possess a school bus. Its exhaust is a thing of legends. |
| Nibbler | (17:23:13): | Marc, come to the lake house. You're close |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:23:25): | After your wedding |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:23:37): | Or during if you hate it |
| Brobocop | (17:23:51): | I'm going to PennState |
| Sunday, 06 September 2015 |
| Brobocop | (00:23:59): | DETECTIVE BONG HITS IS ON THE CASE |
| Tuesday, 08 September 2015 |
| Nibbler | (10:09:18): | Send me them mugshots baby |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:11:37): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:11:45): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:11:56): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:12:23): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:12:43): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:12:54): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:13:02): | None |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:13:04): | This is amazing |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:16:54): | None |
| Nibbler | (10:17:17): | I love this |
| Nibbler | (10:17:20): | T shirts |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:17:29): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:17:37): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:18:13): | Also I made a meat log |
| Nibbler | (10:18:17): | That last one of Brian is the best |
| Toby Shinobi | (10:21:21): | Should have taken a picture of it in the bathroom and labelled it piss jar |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:24:33): | We were gonna do one shot of us all drinking out of it with straws but didn't get around to it |
| Nibbler | (12:19:33): | Let us know what Lori has to say |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:20:40): | I definitely will |
| Toby Shinobi | (13:04:38): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/too-cute-words-little-boy-sent-george-lucas-fan-le-3063?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| Brobocop | (13:20:07): | So Brian's gunna die at 35 if he at that meat log by himself |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:20:57): | I did eat that meatlog all to myself |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:21:37): | Ya take hot dog wrap it in some American cheese wrap it in some pork roll roll that whole thing up in hamburger and then wrap some bacon around that |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:21:49): | But I ate it on lettuce so it's healthy |
| Brobocop | (13:21:50): | I'll start writing the euology. Would you like lovable dumb or dipshit more |
| Toby Shinobi | (13:25:53): | Lol meat log |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:26:37): | My one regret was not using more cheese |
| Brobocop | (13:30:08): | Want that on your tombstone |
| Toby Shinobi | (13:31:47): | Brian you eat like a dog that is able to get onto the dinner table while everyone is clearing dishes |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:34:56): | That's my diet |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:35:05): | And yes I want that on my tombstone |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:35:16): | My one regret is forgetting gruyere |
| Brobocop | (13:45:14): | Why did you eat that |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:47:05): | Why does anyone do anything |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:47:24): | My mom sent me a pic or an email of a hot dog in a burger in bacon and just thought I could top that |
| Brobocop | (13:48:12): | Interesting |
| Brobocop | (13:48:26): | We can use this to our advantage. |
| Brobocop | (13:48:34): | Brian. I bet you can't rob a bank |
| Wednesday, 09 September 2015 |
| Brobocop | (15:14:08): | I think my favorite part of my job is looking up the girls names of the people I email to see if they are good looking are not. So far. Mixed |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:18:25): | Damn I just email foreign men and middle aged women |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:19:08): | There was a decent looking divorcee in here a while ago |
| Brobocop | (15:20:00): | Divorcee are the easier lay |
| Brobocop | (15:20:30): | Fair warning. The water slide doesn't stay as wet as it ages if you know what I'm saying |
| Nibbler | (15:20:43): | I was emailing a porn star two weeks ago |
| Brobocop | (15:21:03): | What was his name? |
| Nibbler | (15:21:24): | Johnson something |
| Brobocop | (15:22:05): | I'm Sam Slam the Back door Man |
| Thursday, 10 September 2015 |
| Nibbler | (12:19:55): | Shown Lori yet? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:21:08): | I was going to last night but she left |
| Nibbler | (12:29:25): | She works at JFK, right? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:30:51): | Yarp she do |
| Nibbler | (12:36:16): | Send her one picture. Wait an hour, then send another. See how long it takes her to go full blown crazy and torch the hospital. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:36:31): | Good idea |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:36:45): | Plus this way I'll have a way to document her reaction |
| Nibbler | (12:37:24): | Only send two. The worst of the bunch. Save the others for a legit photo album |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:39:37): | I'm gonna do the inconspicuous ones and see when she notices |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:39:50): | Just send the two of zach and amelia at the table drinking coffee |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:41:42): | She's already on it she's gonna be pissed lol |
| Nibbler | (12:45:52): | Seed is planted |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:50:17): | I sent some more saying here's me chilling on the deck, we took out the paddle boat |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:50:32): | Then I mentioned you guys taking out the canoe for the first time in a while and sent those |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:50:53): | I'm either gonna end with the close up selfie of josh with the cup or the cup alone on the canoe |
| Nibbler | (12:57:11): | Canoe. |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:57:21): | Vote |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:57:36): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:58:26): | Oh josh you have the selfie can you send it |
| Nibbler | (13:03:27): | None |
| Nibbler | (18:53:13): | My parents invited me to their friends art show on Manhattan. So many unironic fedoras |
| Peter Nincompoop | (20:53:52): | Steve just called a neurosurgeon neuroseasoning |
| Brobocop | (21:04:56): | Delicious |
| Nibbler | (22:22:30): | My dad had a good idea. Make a mug with a picture of us drinking out of Lori's mug |
| Friday, 11 September 2015 |
| Nibbler | (07:56:33): | Happy anniversary fellas |
| Brobocop | (15:04:14): | Anyone free tonigh? |
| Nibbler | (15:04:39): | We're all free. This America |
| Brobocop | (15:05:13): | Not during times of war. The president can temporally revoke some of our most basic right |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:05:35): | Thanks Obama |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:05:40): | And FDR |
| Brobocop | (15:05:47): | So boom. America sucks balls. I'm moving to Iran. That's where the freedom is |
| Nibbler | (15:05:52): | And Franklin Pierce |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:06:03): | But I will be away today and tomorrow |
| Brobocop | (15:06:28): | Pierce is the only president to not be renomaniated by his own party. He was that bad |
| Nibbler | (15:06:54): | I honestly only know his name. Nothing else about him |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:09:09): | What about Harrison? Worst President but he was good in the Beatles |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:09:30): | Won the election then peaced out to the rainbow bridge |
| Brobocop | (15:09:56): | Taft was my nigga. So fat he got stuck in the whitehouse tub |
| Toby Shinobi | (15:10:50): | I liked Jackson because he created the Trail of Tears which led to the greatest name for bar crawls, the Trail of Beers |
| Peter Nincompoop | (15:53:00): | I liked Harrison. Had his innagutation outside in the winter to prove he wasn't too old then died of pneumonia a month later. |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:30:21): | http://imgur.com/5inS1LN |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:55:59): | I'm watching the last transformers now and it is so fucking had its funny |
| Nibbler | (18:10:17): | Think I told you guys I watched that with my friend Jake. It's so terrible. And tj Miller makes a joke about banging marky marks highschool daughter |
| Nibbler | (18:10:47): | And optimus prime rides a dinosaur |
| Nibbler | (18:16:07): | I have to walk through the campus of the fashion institute of technology sometimes. Today is one of those days. I hate everyone I pass by on their campus. All of them |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:17:33): | My cousin went there lol. You would seriously hate everything about her but she makes good money now as a fashion buyer |
| Saturday, 12 September 2015 |
| Toby Shinobi | (08:54:53): | Take this Kim Davis |
| Brobocop | (17:39:48): | Anyone wanna do something tonight |
| Nibbler | (17:40:33): | Gonna be in highland park with some friends |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:50:36): | Can't tonight unfortunately |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:04:40): | Jessie and I don't have plans but we are up in west Caldwell |
| Brobocop | (18:14:51): | That's a slechp |
| Sunday, 13 September 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (10:50:45): | I was with haley doing the deed and after I finished her off she said "now I'm relaxed" |
| Nibbler | (11:03:54): | Did you say something? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (11:05:00): | No I just laughed I thought it was hilarious |
| Toby Shinobi | (11:34:36): | She finally gets what the barfbeito lifestyle is all about |
| Nibbler | (23:51:07): | So I just witnessed someone pull out a gun on someone |
| Monday, 14 September 2015 |
| Toby Shinobi | (00:08:56): | Story |
| Nibbler | (00:15:29): | Young Russian kid across the street standing outside bar smoking. Two drunk guys in front of me cross the street towards the Russian kid. One drunk guy leans/lays on this Corvette parked outside the bar. It becomes obvious that the Russian guy owns the Corvette after he slaps the drunk guy |
| Nibbler | (00:16:31): | Then the Russian guy pulls a gun out and starts aiming it at the drunk kids. He sped off shortly thereafter |
| Nibbler | (00:16:50): | I literally saw the entire thing |
| Toby Shinobi | (00:35:47): | You don't fuck with the Russians |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:56:51): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dU6K8JB0uMM |
| Nibbler | (19:12:26): | God is good |
| Toby Shinobi | (20:15:50): | https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE |
| Tuesday, 15 September 2015 |
| Nibbler | (11:16:35): | Quinoa gave me some nasty farts. |
| Brobocop | (14:23:46): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:24:29): | Santa may not but you can give her your gift. Boom |
| Toby Shinobi | (14:26:03): | Looks like lizzie is getting some coal |
| Brobocop | (14:32:27): | The Cole Train |
| Nibbler | (18:36:29): | I just dropped easily the single longest log in my life. And I had to cut it short out of fear of a clog. |
| Nibbler | (18:36:43): | Also, we've been playing settlers with the wrong rules |
| Nibbler | (18:46:18): | Apparently you can only build on your own turn |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:56:36): | And you guys call yourselves settlers |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:56:42): | More like squatters of catan |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:57:39): | In regular settlers you are right but the expansion rules say you can in between |
| Peter Nincompoop | (18:58:14): | God don't even know your boss game rules |
| Nibbler | (18:58:26): | Hmm. I'll have to actually read the rules |
| Wednesday, 16 September 2015 |
| Brobocop | (12:16:08): | I got laid off today |
| Nibbler | (12:16:46): | Unemployment checks! |
| Nibbler | (12:16:51): | But that sucks |
| Nibbler | (12:17:11): | Did the company go under? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:18:29): | Shit that really sucks dude I'm sorry |
| Nibbler | (12:20:33): | I'd honestly kinda welcome getting fired so I can collect unemployment |
| Nibbler | (12:20:47): | How much did you get Pete? |
| Brobocop | (12:24:50): | They are down sizing |
| Brobocop | (12:25:44): | \nMy position was elimanated. In a mad sketchy way |
| Nibbler | (12:26:03): | Go on |
| Brobocop | (12:26:34): | Like they called me on the office. They said they are down sizing and it wasn't anything in me. And escorted me out. |
| Nibbler | (12:27:19): | Did they give you a cardboard box? |
| Brobocop | (12:27:40): | They collected my shit in s cardboard box and gave it to me |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:28:29): | Damn that's rough |
| Nibbler | (12:28:44): | Did anyone else get canned, out just you? |
| Nibbler | (12:28:49): | Or* |
| Brobocop | (12:28:57): | I think a few people will get axed |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:31:43): | Damn that sucks. Sorry to hear that. But the good news is that you have time to job hunt anyway since it was a shitty job, and you don't have to worry about hiding anything. When you tell anyone on an interview that your company had downsizing they will be immediately sympathetic |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:32:08): | Plus you can apply for unemployment I believe. Never did it myself but I heard it was a decent amount of cash |
| Peter Nincompoop | (12:33:59): | Get the unemployment check take us all out for drinks take pictures of you spending the money on booze and cigs then post on insta/twitter tag donald trump and thank him for making America great again |
| Nibbler | (12:35:40): | My friend gambled with his unemployment check and backed $10,000 in poker |
| Nibbler | (12:35:50): | Banked* |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:36:24): | marc with your exp you can prob get another media buying job easily |
| Toby Shinobi | (12:36:36): | and you'll beat out any fresh grad and probably make more money |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:04:10): | Zuckerberg posted about Ahmed the kid who got arrested for his homemade digital clock saying he could work at fb |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:04:18): | So maybe instead of fuck the zuck |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:04:23): | Let's make Zuck the Cuck |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:51:43): | now there's a facebook for connecting with the man who's having sex with your wife |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:51:45): | cuckbook |
| Nibbler | (17:53:48): | I have no idea what you're all talking about |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:54:19): | how about Cooking with Cucks |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:54:36): | "Honey, how many guys are up there fucking you? I'm making pot roast and I need a head count" |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:54:50): | Cuck is a term used a lot by 4chan now |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:54:57): | internet in general lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:55:16): | Basically when a woman cheats on a guy with another guy, the original guy is a cuck, short for cuckold |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:55:26): | Yea Internet in general lol |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:55:28): | wait no |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:56:03): | i thought cuckolds were guys who would like watch their gf have sex with other dudes |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:56:29): | Well in the porn world yes |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:56:32): | like a guy whos girl did whatever she wanted and he stayed by |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:56:39): | isnt that what they are referring to |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:56:45): | But now just getting cheated on makes you a cuck |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:56:48): | aha |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:56:51): | In Internet terms |
| Peter Nincompoop | (17:57:00): | An involuntary cuck |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:57:07): | the dating world has changed since i was first emasculated |
| Toby Shinobi | (17:57:09): | aha |
| Nibbler | (18:02:31): | Who's Ahmed? |
| Nibbler | (18:02:39): | You pervs |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:02:53): | oh he's some cuck |
| Toby Shinobi | (18:03:03): | makes digital clocks and cant get no pussy |
| Thursday, 17 September 2015 |
| Peter Nincompoop | (09:12:52): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:03:07): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:03:14): | None |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:03:23): | My parents and grandparents went up this weekend too |
| Toby Shinobi | (13:05:25): | This is amazing |
| Nibbler | (13:06:31): | Yes |
| GroupMe | (15:53:31): | Toby Shinobi changed the group's avatar |
| Friday, 18 September 2015 |
| Nibbler | (13:06:39): | How's the job search going? |
| Nibbler | (13:19:07): | Brian, interested in jobs in Adtech in DC? |
| Peter Nincompoop | (13:19:35): | They have an actuarial department? |
| Nibbler | (13:22:00): | None |
| Brobocop | (14:32:57): | Nigga that's the same guy who says there are local sluts looking to bang in my area |
| Toby Shinobi | (14:33:13): | Well more sluts for me |
| Brobocop | (14:33:27): | No Pete you are the slut |
| Toby Shinobi | (14:33:35): | Meet sluts in your area! They're so close! But they're not willing to drive |
| Brobocop | (14:33:36): | THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:33:55): | SlutswithDUIs.com |
| Toby Shinobi | (14:33:57): | John Freeman, Gordon Freeman's brother |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:34:03): | Idk if that's real don't click it lol |
| Peter Nincompoop | (14:34:15): | Actually, do and let us know what it is |
| GroupMe | (14:35:56): | Toby Shinobi changed name to Local Slut |
| Local Slut | (14:36:05): | I'm in your area |
| GroupMe | (14:36:41): | Peter Nincompoop changed name to Barfbeito |
| Barfbeito | (14:36:47): | So am I ;) |
| Local Slut | (14:38:13): | hey its me ur brother |
| Brobocop | (17:26:18): | anyone want to come to practice tomorrow ? |
| Barfbeito | (17:37:48): | Nah going down to Tom's river with haley for a renaissance fair/food truck fair |
| Barfbeito | (17:37:58): | I'll be asking for more mead |
| Local Slut | (17:38:21): | Yea I can't make it |
| Nibbler | (18:29:13): | You're seriously going to a renaissance festival |
| Barfbeito | (18:30:04): | It's my duty as a boyfriend |
| Barfbeito | (18:30:33): | I loved medieval times I'm hoping it'll be like that |
| Brobocop | (18:58:31): | What my niggas doing tonight |
| Local Slut | (18:59:27): | Jessie goes to the renaisance fair, she says its fun. She gets plastered on wine and then gets belligerent at weird contests |
| Nibbler | (19:02:53): | I'd go |
| Nibbler | (19:03:19): | I'm not doing shit tonight. Gonna watch movies and drink alone |
| Brobocop | (19:14:24): | Hey guys. Pete took an inaction pic of me at the gym. Added some filters. Let me know what you think |
| Brobocop | (19:14:31): | None |
| Barfbeito | (19:27:15): | Me and haley are getting dinner now but going to NB later if anyone wants to meet up |
| Brobocop | (19:31:23): | I'm game |
| Barfbeito | (19:33:05): | Haleys asking her friend elaine to come too |
| Local Slut | (19:33:05): | I'm down too |
| Local Slut | (19:33:20): | I'll be sure to make many Seinfeld references all night |
| Local Slut | (19:33:23): | She'll love it |
| Barfbeito | (19:34:49): | Sweet |
| Nibbler | (19:36:31): | Damn. I'd come but I'd get in mad late |
| Barfbeito | (19:40:30): | Ok cool well after dinner were probably gonna head back to pick up elaine if she's coming then head out but timing may vary but I'll let you guys know when we leave for nb |
| Local Slut | (19:40:56): | Yea just give me a heads up cuz I'm kind of far |
| Nibbler | (19:41:07): | You near Hoboken Pete? |
| Local Slut | (19:41:24): | No I'm at my apartment lol |
| Local Slut | (19:41:32): | Well it isn't that far from Hoboken |
| Nibbler | (19:41:47): | Kinda far |
| Nibbler | (19:42:03): | To go to Hoboken then to NB. Nevermind |
| Local Slut | (19:42:39): | Yea true but Hoboken in general is the same distance as NB for me just about |
| Barfbeito | (19:52:09): | I'll give you a heads up |
| Nibbler | (19:52:19): | I might take the train into NB |
| Nibbler | (19:52:25): | Just meet you guys |
| Nibbler | (19:52:39): | What time you think you'll get there? |
| Nibbler | (19:53:27): | We never went out for Marcie's bday, so now we can celebrate his unemployment |
| Barfbeito | (19:59:42): | Aim for 10? |
| Nibbler | (20:23:40): | There's a train that gets in at 10. Can I leave my bag in one of your car's? Also, I'm definitely gonna need a ride back to Edison. |
| Nibbler | (20:23:49): | Brian, you going home after? |
| Nibbler | (20:26:04): | Not having a car sucks. Fuck the environment. Fuck Obama. |
| Barfbeito | (20:27:18): | You can leave your bag in my car but I'm not going back to edison after |
| Nibbler | (20:28:01): | If no one is going back I'm just gonna pass. Gonna be too much of a hassle |
| Nibbler | (20:28:29): | Plus, I can't drink alone if I'm drinking with you |
| Local Slut | (20:33:46): | You can be emotionally distant |
| Barfbeito | (20:55:15): | Sorry I can't take you back to edison I'm staying in old bridge tonight it'd have to be marc or pete |
| Local Slut | (21:05:40): | I guess I can do it if nobody can |
| Nibbler | (21:06:35): | Eh. Already too late. Gonna be a bitch to get a train |
| Local Slut | (21:10:06): | Senpai |
| Brobocop | (21:24:07): | Where are we meeting? |
| Brobocop | (21:24:13): | Just saw all of this |
| Barfbeito | (21:25:01): | Well I'm probably gonna park near the olive branch |
| Brobocop | (21:28:55): | Okay |
| Barfbeito | (21:53:42): | Just pulled in |
| Barfbeito | (21:53:45): | It's jew fest |
| Barfbeito | (21:54:01): | Here's our cover, pete just had his brisk and we're Celebrating |
| Brobocop | (21:54:14): | I'm on my way |
| Barfbeito | (21:54:16): | Damn josh you would have been perfect for this |
| Local Slut | (21:54:58): | What if they find out I'm uncut |
| Local Slut | (21:57:29): | I'm here, gonna search for food cuz I didn't eat dinner |
| Saturday, 19 September 2015 |
| Local Slut | (22:26:04): | Did you guys see nightcrawler? |
| Nibbler | (22:26:50): | Nah but heard it was good |
| Nibbler | (22:26:58): | See it? |
| Local Slut | (22:27:12): | Watching it now, its weird lol |
| Nibbler | (22:27:47): | Worth watching? |
| Local Slut | (22:29:08): | So far it's not bad |
| Tuesday, 22 September 2015 |
| Nibbler | (17:53:50): | So I'm definitely getting fired. |
| Barfbeito | (17:54:35): | What happened? |
| Nibbler | (18:03:41): | Sat down with my manager. Pretty much said it's coming. She'll speak with HR to see about transitioning internally. |
| Local Slut | (18:06:11): | What do you mean transitioning internally? |
| Nibbler | (18:06:31): | Into a different position within the company |
| Nibbler | (18:06:37): | Just not on help desk |
| Local Slut | (18:14:49): | That is a good sign that they want to keep you |
| Nibbler | (18:15:41): | They're only doing it because of how I addressed the situation. Don't think they would've done so had I handled things poorly |
| Local Slut | (18:30:30): | Still at least you'll be employed potentially |
| Barfbeito | (18:31:15): | How did you address it so that they offered you another position? |
| Nibbler | (18:37:17): | Pretty much my manager sat me down and talked about my numbers again. I said, in so many words, that I'm not an idiot, i saw this coming. \n\nI don't want to leave ClassPass, but I understand if I am not performing up to the standards necessary for the role. \n\nIf that is the case, I'd love to know if it's possible to transition into a different role internally. \n\nManager said she'd speak to the HR director, who my manager has already spoken with |
| Nibbler | (18:37:25): | So definitely no offer |
| Barfbeito | (18:39:19): | Ah I gotcha |
| Local Slut | (20:39:36): | Damn that sucks, sorry to hear about the job |
| Nibbler | (20:41:00): | I'm kinda relieved. Forces me to move on to shit I might actually wanna do |
| Local Slut | (20:41:20): | That's true, its an opportunity |
| Nibbler | (21:06:36): | http://motherboard.vice.com/read/cyborg-combat-critters?utm_source=mbfb |
| Nibbler | (21:06:42): | Dog army |
| Nibbler | (21:07:00): | Bam |
| Local Slut | (21:12:37): | The future |
| Nibbler | (21:13:34): | Not sure you ever heard the idea Brian and I had for dog army. I guess the military near us to it by 50 years |
| Nibbler | (21:13:48): | Beat us* |
| Wednesday, 23 September 2015 |
| Barfbeito | (10:13:18): | I was going through my old emails and I see an email from me to me about NGBM and dig army from November 2012 |
| Barfbeito | (10:13:21): | Dog* |
| Barfbeito | (10:14:05): | Also VPvP |
| Nibbler | (13:14:03): | I really like VPvP |
| Barfbeito | (13:19:47): | Me too I'm trying to find the script we wrote I know we wrote like 2 eps |
| Nibbler | (13:27:35): | I have it saved in drop box I think |
| Nibbler | (13:27:55): | Also, did you just sign in to the NGBM email? I got an alert |
| Barfbeito | (13:28:13): | Aight cool try to get it to me I want to see it and continue it |
| Barfbeito | (13:28:17): | And yea |
| Barfbeito | (13:28:20): | That was me |
| Barfbeito | (13:28:28): | We haven't been hacked |
| Barfbeito | (13:28:30): | ....yet |
| Nibbler | (13:40:23): | https://www.dropbox.com/s/1hul6uajmfi6uya/vpvp.celtx?dl=0 |
| Nibbler | (13:40:46): | You'll have to download the celtx app if you wanna read on your phone |
| Nibbler | (13:40:57): | I don't have the second episode though |
| Barfbeito | (13:41:14): | Maybe I do |
| Nibbler | (13:41:15): | With the shoe-knife fight at the dinner table |
| Barfbeito | (13:41:26): | Yea that's the one |
| Nibbler | (13:41:29): | And the Butler that does |
| Nibbler | (13:41:34): | Dies |
| Barfbeito | (13:51:14): | Larry David is working on the 9th season and a movie of curb |
| Nibbler | (15:55:37): | I already told my roommate I was staying for October. What should I do with that month? |
| Local Slut | (15:56:07): | What do you mean, are you moving back? |
| Nibbler | (15:56:37): | Doubt I'm gonna stay in Hoboken/NYC |
| Nibbler | (15:57:03): | Come November that is |
| Local Slut | (16:06:30): | Do you just pay month to month? |
| Nibbler | (16:08:17): | Yeah. |
| Nibbler | (16:08:55): | 1 week isn't enough time to find a new roommate so it's only fair to not dick him over |
| Nibbler | (19:10:54): | Just got a calendar invite for tomorrow with my manager and HR. |
| Local Slut | (19:11:24): | No use worrying about it now. It is what it is |
| Nibbler | (19:11:33): | None |
| Barfbeito | (19:11:36): | Show up drunk and say is this what you wanted |
| Nibbler | (19:11:59): | It is what I wanted. Can't quit. Then no insurance $ |
| Nibbler | (19:12:33): | I'll be around this weekend if anyone is down for some shit |
| Local Slut | (19:16:25): | Can't thus weekend but I'm free after and during the week |
| Local Slut | (19:16:56): | You'll get unemployment and have time to job hunt and figure out what you want to do at least. Getting fired sucks but its not the end of the world |
| Nibbler | (19:17:22): | I'm kinda happy I'm getting fired |
| Nibbler | (19:18:03): | Now I gotta buy obamacare. Fuckin liberals |
| Barfbeito | (19:18:33): | Be like me and get your insurance subsidized by dr. Obama |
| Nibbler | (19:20:46): | Technically, he is a doctor |
| Local Slut | (19:23:08): | Don't have a socialgasm from all the socialism fellas \ufffd |
| Nibbler | (19:25:16): | I believe the colloquial term for socialgasm is circle jerk |
| Local Slut | (19:25:35): | None |
| Local Slut | (19:25:45): | Unrelated |
| Nibbler | (19:26:35): | I don't see circle jerks on the list |
| Thursday, 24 September 2015 |
| Nibbler | (12:34:53): | Marc, how's unemployment? I'll be there with ya at 2pm |
| Brobocop | (12:35:31): | Pretty solid. Hit the gym for 3 hours. Then chores. Then job hunting |
| Nibbler | (12:36:18): | Collect unemployment yet? |
| Brobocop | (12:36:29): | Filed yesterday |
| Nibbler | (12:36:54): | is there a minimum amount of time you had to have held the job? |
| Brobocop | (12:37:06): | 6 months |
| Brobocop | (12:37:15): | Or they can disputes it |
| Nibbler | (12:37:18): | Fuck me |
| Brobocop | (12:37:32): | You might still be good |
| Brobocop | (12:37:40): | The company has to dispute it |
| Local Slut | (12:37:49): | You'll probably be fine josh |
| Brobocop | (12:37:57): | If they like you then they won't |
| Nibbler | (12:38:04): | O good shit |
| Local Slut | (12:38:06): | It's just to prevent people from scamming the system |
| Local Slut | (12:38:27): | Now Brian just needs to get fired and we can be the Fired Guys |
| Brobocop | (12:38:48): | Then we all go to gym together |
| Nibbler | (12:40:02): | I'm gonna collect the money and sit around Starbucks all day writing scripts about assholes collect unemployment writing scripts at Starbucks |
| Brobocop | (12:41:59): | Or you know. Look for a job |
| Nibbler | (12:44:00): | Fuck you |
| Nibbler | (12:44:10): | Jobs are for suckers |
| Local Slut | (12:49:33): | True |
| Nibbler | (14:39:43): | Deed is done |
| Brobocop | (16:35:46): | Now you get take naps and get paid |
| Barfbeito | (18:50:37): | I'm gonna be the quitter guy |
| Brobocop | (18:51:38): | I'm the layer. Pete is the designer. Josh the firer and Brian the quitter |
| Local Slut | (18:51:53): | Gotta get fired or you're not invited to the 2015 FiredCon |
| Barfbeito | (18:51:59): | I just got off when I'm supposed to at 5. This is 3 times in 4 days I've had to stay an hour late cause my boss is a moron |
| Barfbeito | (18:52:08): | Fine I'll shit ik his office |
| Friday, 25 September 2015 |
| Local Slut | (08:37:44): | It's time to build that wall |
| Barfbeito | (08:39:28): | Didn't receive a second of OT on my paycheck lol. Time to job hunt. |
| Brobocop | (08:41:34): | Really? If you are hourly that's illegal |
| Brobocop | (08:41:44): | But from what you said your whole company might be a front |
| Barfbeito | (08:48:59): | Yea I'm not hourly I'm salaried but still |
| Barfbeito | (08:49:20): | I'm gonna talk about just coming in later if it's always gonna be like this, I don't do shit in the morning anyways |
| Brobocop | (08:49:58): | Salary they don't have to pay you |
| Barfbeito | (08:51:47): | I know still sucks that it's becoming a habit of staying past my time |
| Brobocop | (08:55:38): | That was my life. Skipped lunch everyday. Stayed late everyday. Voice your concerns before it becomes the norm |
| Barfbeito | (08:56:33): | I'm just gonna try to get out of here |
| Local Slut | (09:03:17): | Prob the best idea. I thought you worked hourly |
| Nibbler | (09:05:23): | Who's around later? |
| Brobocop | (09:08:07): | I am. I can drive since I don't drink on Fridays |
| Nibbler | (09:08:34): | What? |
| Brobocop | (09:09:36): | I don't drink on Fridays |
| Local Slut | (09:09:42): | Not around this weekend unfortunately but I'm down if you guys want to do anything next week or next weekend |
| Nibbler | (09:09:55): | Got that. Why is that a thing? |
| Brobocop | (09:10:24): | Ever get punched in the face being hung over. Not fun. So I don't drink before practice |
| Local Slut | (09:24:02): | Why not just stay drunk |
| Barfbeito | (09:35:11): | Then your face will be invincible |
| Barfbeito | (09:35:38): | May or may not be tonight but definitely some time this weekend I'm around |
| GroupMe | (10:52:08): | Local Slut changed the group's name to Cool Clock Ahmed 420 |
| Local Slut | (10:53:23): | So fellas |
| Local Slut | (10:53:26): | let's plan something |
| Local Slut | (10:53:32): | Dudes Only, No Girls Allowed |
| Local Slut | (10:53:37): | Maybe do something for a weekend |
| Local Slut | (10:53:46): | so it's just Us being us and miley being miley |
| Local Slut | (10:53:54): | Maybe a brewery tour? Paintballing? AC? |
| Local Slut | (10:53:58): | Any suggestions welcome |
| Local Slut | (10:54:04): | Also brian had the idea of doing a poker night |
| Local Slut | (10:54:20): | Which we could even do next week prob since that doesnt have to be a trip |
| Nibbler | (10:54:30): | I'm totally down |
| Nibbler | (10:55:02): | Let's go to Kane and Carton. They're easily the best breweries in NJ |
| Nibbler | (10:55:30): | And I can get some people for poker if you don't want it to just be the 4 of us |
| Brobocop | (10:55:31): | Y'all fuckers still owe me a birthday |
| Nibbler | (10:56:11): | How's about a handy? |
| GroupMe | (10:57:32): | Nibbler changed name to Crater Pussy |
| Local Slut | (10:57:58): | yes this trip will celebrate it all |
| Local Slut | (10:58:01): | marc's birthday |
| Local Slut | (10:58:05): | crushing unemployment |
| Local Slut | (10:58:14): | the fact that 3/4 of us have been booted from corporate america |
| Local Slut | (10:58:22): | ahmed's cool ass clock |
| Local Slut | (10:58:30): | that looked like a fucking nuke |
| Crater Pussy | (10:59:18): | If I saw that shit, I'd be a little concerned. Not cause he's brown, but cause it looked shady as fuck. |
| Barfbeito | (10:59:31): | That we finally overcame racism with a black president |
| Local Slut | (10:59:46): | hey ahmed, cool clock. you ever smoke an L before? |
| Crater Pussy | (11:00:10): | This school ain't gonna be the only thing up in smoke |
| Local Slut | (11:01:50): | for our trip we will need matching t shirts |
| Crater Pussy | (11:02:11): | On it |
| Local Slut | (11:02:32): | perfect |
| Barfbeito | (11:02:55): | Zuck the Cuck please |
| Local Slut | (11:03:16): | lol |
| Crater Pussy | (11:04:26): | Remind me, why is he a cuck? |
| Local Slut | (11:05:30): | invented cuckbook |
| Barfbeito | (11:09:08): | His gf left him for a more manly man who wasn't a nerd |
| Local Slut | (11:10:36): | plus he had a threesome with the winklevoss twins |
| Brobocop | (11:11:02): | Hey. He could do worse then two rich Harvard grads who steins gape |
| Crater Pussy | (11:11:55): | I still prefer fuck the zuck |
| Crater Pussy | (11:12:05): | Let's make 4 different versions |
| Brobocop | (11:12:35): | I will need a tank top version |
| Brobocop | (11:12:48): | Because my muscle are on patrol from shirt prison |
| Local Slut | (11:13:35): | perfect |
| Brobocop | (11:13:56): | We should all lift and work out together at some point |
| Local Slut | (11:14:02): | you were arrested for possession of a deadly weapon |
| Local Slut | (11:14:07): | hell yea |
| Local Slut | (11:14:12): | only if we have matching gym outfits |
| Local Slut | (11:14:15): | i suggest matching sweatsuits |
| Local Slut | (11:14:17): | and headbands |
| Brobocop | (11:14:31): | Velour track suits |
| Barfbeito | (11:16:56): | I'm all about muscle confusion |
| Local Slut | (11:17:06): | my muscles dont know what the fuck is going on |
| Barfbeito | (11:17:29): | That's why I lift while trying to read mandarin |
| Crater Pussy | (14:10:04): | Let me know your thoughts:\n\nShame On You @Venmo |
| Crater Pussy | (14:10:38): | FREEDOM ISN'T FREE\nYou can forget pocket change. Forget chump change. What the fuck is chump change anyway? Is chump change worth more or less than pocket change?\xa0For that matter, what weighs more, a shit-ton or a fuck-ton?\nRegardless, Venmo's tactics are vile. They are murderers; every last filthy one of those techno-libertarians.\xa0\nPerhaps it is not obvious, but those who know money\xa0see the big picture. Trust me, the Next Gen Biz Men know money.\xa0We know what\xa0Venmo is up to, the service that allows its users to\xa0digitally\xa0transfer money between parties.\nTheir\xa0goal is not to facilitate the transfer of money between parties, no. It stems much deeper from their\xa0libertarian ideals:\xa0all men must work for their freedom. |
| Crater Pussy | (14:10:49): | YOU DO THE MATH\nHomeless +\xa0cash/change\xa0=\xa0LIFE\nVenmo\xa0= Zero\xa0cash/change\nHomeless\xa0+\xa0Venmo\xa0=\xa0DEATH |
| Crater Pussy | (14:10:59): | MILLENNIALS\nThe homeless have been struck hardest by Venmo. Millennials are most inclined to give. They\xa0have\xa0been inundated with documentaries,\xa0flooded with emotions, and subsequently\xa0shamed\xa0into charitable giving. In the age of Venmo, Millennials\xa0no longer have pocket/chump change to give. Paper money and coins have\xa0become obsolete.\nUnless the homeless start wielding smartphones, Millennails\xa0will simply have no chump change to spare. |
| Local Slut | (14:16:53): | How long until smartphones are considered a basic human right like clean water |
| Crater Pussy | (14:18:34): | Cuckerberg gives africans free smartphone (internet.org) |
| Barfbeito | (14:18:52): | Next he's gonna teach them to java script |
| Barfbeito | (14:19:08): | Lol cuckerberg |
| Local Slut | (14:21:07): | nyaaaaahhhhh let me give these africans so they dont have to bring their credit cards to starbucks |
| Brobocop | (15:41:35): | None |
| Local Slut | (15:43:13): | Lol just doing robot things |
| Crater Pussy | (16:09:42): | just wrote another one:\n\n"Burn Bridges" |
| Crater Pussy | (16:09:47): | Ever been fired? In the past 6 months,\xa03 of the Next Gen Biz Men have been fired from their jobs, but not in the traditional sense.\nA HISTORY LESSON\nDespite popular belief, future President Donald Trump did not invent the process of firing employees.\n"Getting fired" was originally derived from the first case of an individual being forced out of a position.\xa0\nCapitalism, as America was concerned, did not allow for someone to be let go. Once an individual secured a job, it was theirs until death. An employee had every right to quit, but an employer could not tell them to leave.\nIf it turned out that the individual was a less than stellar employee, then too bad. It was the fault of the employer for not having done their due diligence. |
| Crater Pussy | (16:10:06): | BRIAN MARC PETERS\nIn 1813, a slacker named Brian Marc Peters had secured a position as a farmhand. BMP was a smooth-talking, day-drinking, lazy-ass piece of shit. Had he been around today, he'd be known as a "taker",\xa0reveling in the Socialism of the Obama-era.\nWhen his antics became too much to handle, BMP's employer told him to leave for good. BMP wouldn't have it, and rightfully so. The job BMP's until death.\xa0\nThe farm owner cooked up a plan. He would set fire to the bridge connecting his ranch to the local town. Severing that connection would in turn cause the business to fail. BMP would be forced to find work elsewhere. |
| Crater Pussy | (16:10:16): | 1ST BRIDGE, BUT NOT THE LAST\nThe farm owner's tactics caught on like wildfire. Employers across the nation were setting fire to bridges, barns, bars. No business was safe.\nA few years had passed since BMP's actions had caused a whole nation to be set ablaze. Congress stepped in, passing a law making it legal to "fire" an individual. |
| Local Slut | (16:10:17): | I love this |
| Crater Pussy | (16:10:22): | LEGACY\nBridges are no longer made from wood. Can't set fire to steel, jackass. |
| Local Slut | (16:11:56): | i love the sentence "in the past 6 months, 3 of the Next Gen Biz Men have been fired from their jobs" |
| Local Slut | (16:12:26): | what if we started a series called Funemployed |
| Crater Pussy | (16:15:06): | Ep1: "How to spend your unemployment benefits the right way"\n\n1) Booze\n2) More booze! |
| Brobocop | (16:16:12): | 3) use your company credit card to take out many cash advances as legally you are not responsible for it |
| Crater Pussy | (16:16:48): | Tax deductions |
| Local Slut | (16:16:58): | "How to make amends with your dad so he can pay for your stuff again" |
| Local Slut | (16:18:27): | Eminem said you only get one shot, so do not miss your chance to blow. Unfortunately, I failed my one shot when I was 45 minutes late to my telemarketing job because I was mad that they forgot to put the cheese on my Egg McMuffin. |
| Crater Pussy | (16:19:46): | "I opted for a standing desk. I've never been able to jerk off in a seated position." |
| Local Slut | (16:21:49): | if they didn't want me to shower in the sink then why the fuck would they call it a "bathroom" |
| Crater Pussy | (16:23:26): | "I badmouthed KY on Twitter when their banana flavored sex lube had mislabeled. It was actually raspberry. My wife hates raspberry flavored anything, especially my uncircumcised dick.\n\nNow we've got a free supply of sex lube for the foreseeable future! " |
| Brobocop | (16:24:30): | I got fired for spending all the Petty cash in concert tickets to the heartbreakers |
| Crater Pussy | (16:24:57): | fuckin tom petty |
| Local Slut | (16:26:18): | then HR escalated this Tom Petty crime to a Lee Majors crime |
| Crater Pussy | (16:27:27): | i hate you |
| Crater Pussy | (16:27:34): | you've ruined it for us all |
| Local Slut | (16:29:23): | get off yr high horse |
| Crater Pussy | (16:29:29): | None |
| Crater Pussy | (16:29:41): | forgot to mention that this was part of the blog post |
| Crater Pussy | (16:30:28): | http://images.8tracks.com/cover/i/002/068/136/High-1204.jpg?rect=0,0,400,400&q=98&fm=jpg&fit=max |
| Local Slut | (16:30:48): | its bojack |
| Barfbeito | (17:56:23): | I met close to real life hugh honey and Vick vinegars today at work they were partners in law and partners in life, if only they were gay |
| Brobocop | (20:12:07): | How long does weed stay in your system |
| Barfbeito | (20:13:06): | Depends how often you smoke |
| Barfbeito | (20:13:16): | If you are clean and smoke once you should be ok after 10 days |
| Crater Pussy | (20:14:22): | If it's a frequent thing, about a month. If it's a one time thing, could be as soon as three days |
| Crater Pussy | (20:15:17): | If you work out a bunch, that helps. All about it building up in fat tissue over time |
| Local Slut | (20:16:36): | You'll be fine by the time you have your next interview |
| Local Slut | (20:16:47): | Just don't smoke now |
| Saturday, 26 September 2015 |
| Local Slut | (15:41:53): | None |
| Brobocop | (15:52:05): | You sluts wanna do something / get dinner then butt fuck? |
| Local Slut | (15:59:13): | I'm drunk in nowheresville PA |
| Local Slut | (15:59:39): | I won a free beer glass for free styling a poem about beer |
| Crater Pussy | (16:38:33): | I'm at Kane brewery right now. We should come back here |
| Crater Pussy | (16:38:54): | It's really chill. And Carton is really close |
| Crater Pussy | (16:39:16): | Marc, you down for board games later? |
| Brobocop | (16:40:06): | Honesty. I like you guys as people. I hate you guys when you play risk and settlers of Catan. |
| Crater Pussy | (16:40:24): | Fuck you, cunt |
| Crater Pussy | (16:40:33): | You're playing |
| Brobocop | (16:46:10): | Can't we just punch each other in the face |
| Brobocop | (18:18:06): | I say we start a fight club |
| Brobocop | (18:18:23): | We all know I'm Just Petes imaginary friend |
| Barfbeito | (20:03:42): | We're gonna do competitive board games soon if you do want to join |
| Brobocop | (20:06:20): | I'll bring my mouth guard and gloves |
| Brobocop | (20:13:19): | Heading over now |
| Barfbeito | (20:15:25): | K cool |
| Sunday, 27 September 2015 |
| Local Slut | (10:46:47): | Driving back to NJ from rural PA and I saw a sign that said "the bible condemns homosexuality" |
| Crater Pussy | (10:47:14): | I love those signs |
| Crater Pussy | (11:24:46): | Pete, you wanna go to Kane Brewing and then Carton Brewing next Saturday? |
| Local Slut | (11:30:23): | Possibly, let me just see if I have anything going on. Where are they? |
| Crater Pussy | (11:31:02): | Carton is near red Bank, Kane near asbury park |
| Crater Pussy | (11:31:26): | Best to do Kane first, then head north up to Carton |
| Local Slut | (11:31:51): | Sounds like fun |
| Crater Pussy | (11:32:35): | Kane was cool. And next week is their 4 year anniversary so they're releasing a barrel aged beer |
| Local Slut | (13:13:36): | Ok I'm free next weekend so I'm down to go |
| Brobocop | (14:01:30): | Y'all wanna do a 5 k together |
| Local Slut | (14:07:07): | I'll do it if I have a little time to train |
| Brobocop | (14:28:16): | You got a day |
| Crater Pussy | (14:55:58): | https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2015-09-27T18:55:54Z/47bf8e9f.640x360r90.mp4 |
| Local Slut | (14:58:13): | Cool clock josh |
| Brobocop | (15:02:00): | What did you film that with. A potato ? |
| Crater Pussy | (15:03:35): | For whatever reason group me converts portrait videos into landscape |
| Brobocop | (15:31:58): | Why would you ever video anything in portrait |
| Crater Pussy | (15:56:05): | Snapchat? |
| Brobocop | (22:51:31): | Fucking nerd |
| Local Slut | (22:52:27): | Your average gamer with 70 selfies on Instagram |
| Brobocop | (22:53:44): | So she makes album covers ? |
| Monday, 28 September 2015 |
| Crater Pussy | (11:48:02): | My dad told me I've been peeing wrong my entire life. You're supposed to pull it like an udder to get the pee out. Why am I just learning of this? |
| Local Slut | (11:57:13): | Peeing should not be that difficult |
| Brobocop | (12:06:00): | Where you and your dad peeing together and he critiqued your for? |
| Crater Pussy | (12:16:15): | We were crossing streams |
| Barfbeito | (16:36:49): | None |
| Barfbeito | (20:58:53): | Haleys friend Myra wants to go to Hoboken to bar hop Saturday for her birthday. You guys are all invited. |
| Crater Pussy | (20:59:58): | I just cleaned out my apartment today so there's room for some people to crash |
| Brobocop | (21:00:20): | Aight |
| Brobocop | (21:00:35): | I'll come and drink water and do pushies |
| Crater Pussy | (21:00:35): | Might wanna bring a sleeping bag or some shit. Living room gets real hot and only sleeps one |
| Brobocop | (21:01:26): | I'll just sleep in boxers |
| Brobocop | (21:01:37): | In joshes bed |
| Brobocop | (21:01:44): | With Josh |
| Brobocop | (21:01:48): | And Pete |
| Brobocop | (21:02:12): | And we form the tri force |
| Local Slut | (21:02:14): | I thought we were going to do a brewery tour? |
| Barfbeito | (21:04:17): | Doing both |
| Local Slut | (21:06:23): | Oh cool |
| Crater Pussy | (21:17:36): | Yeah. Kane, Carton, then Hoboken at night |
| Local Slut | (21:21:43): | Sounds good, as long as we can figure out rides and shit in down |
| Barfbeito | (21:22:00): | Cool beans |
| Crater Pussy | (21:27:15): | There's an overnight parking lot in Hoboken that I've used a bunch in the past |
| Tuesday, 29 September 2015 |
| Local Slut | (16:49:47): | Dmx is working at an IHOP now |
| Local Slut | (16:49:59): | X gon give (the pancakes) to ya |
| Crater Pussy | (16:51:00): | What's his position? |
| Barfbeito | (16:56:11): | Is this true |
| Local Slut | (16:59:41): | He says he was just eating there after meeting his PO or something but he was wearing a name tag in the photos lol |
| Crater Pussy | (20:17:39): | http://techcrunch.com/2015/09/28/demooted/ |
| Crater Pussy | (20:18:16): | The last line... \n\n"But that boy is gone, and now we\u2019ll get to see the man step out from behind the chan." |
| Crater Pussy | (20:18:38): | I hate this guy so much\nhttp://techcrunch.com/author/josh-constine/ |
| Crater Pussy | (20:19:20): | He writes and says the most cringeworthy shit for TechCrunch. And his hair pisses me off so much |
| Crater Pussy | (20:20:43): | http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/477338587-writer-josh-constine-speaks-onstage-at-heres-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QY7xnIKT%2BzgK5tZHLHSA5TbEFGaRXFJFUddbHlqJ8neb0hPulalF3pZJOIHUxylYdA%3D%3D |
| Local Slut | (20:21:47): | He looks like that guy from silicon valley |
| Brobocop | (20:28:19): | I hat this guy so much. He talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded |
| Local Slut | (20:33:01): | But he knows what plants crave |
| Brobocop | (20:34:58): | None |
| Barfbeito | (20:40:50): | Welcome to costco I love you |
| Wednesday, 30 September 2015 |
| Crater Pussy | (13:25:33): | Pete, do you get discounts on HP products? |
| Crater Pussy | (13:26:10): | And have you heard of this thing, the HP stream mini? |
| Local Slut | (13:28:58): | And no what is it |
| Local Slut | (13:29:00): | I do get discounts |
| Local Slut | (13:29:34): | The streams are the colorful low end laptops right |
| Crater Pussy | (13:31:14): | It's a sub $200 pc. I'm looking into the Intel Compute Stick also |
| Crater Pussy | (13:31:55): | It's fucking annoying that the apple TV and roku and all these different streaming things don't all have the same apps |
| Crater Pussy | (13:32:23): | If I just use a computer, it'll since the problem. Intel seems like an easier solution |
| Crater Pussy | (13:32:32): | Solve* |
| Local Slut | (13:32:55): | Just get a Chromecast and use your laptop |
| Local Slut | (13:33:00): | That's what I do most of the time |
| Local Slut | (13:33:10): | What apps do you need |
| Crater Pussy | (13:34:18): | I had a Chromecast. I hated that you have to stream from your computer. I'd rather get a nexus player |
| Crater Pussy | (13:34:35): | Or stream from your tablet or phone |
| Crater Pussy | (13:35:30): | I don't need any of this. I just feel like having a full blown pc for media shit is easier than anything else |
| Local Slut | (13:36:29): | What do you mean by media shit though |
| Crater Pussy | (13:37:47): | Streaming really. I hate the lag when I mirror my laptop through apple TV, and Chromecast was just as annoying in my opinion |
| Local Slut | (13:40:04): | To be honest I would probably avoid HP products in general |
| Local Slut | (13:40:12): | Maybe the amazon fire stick? |
| Crater Pussy | (13:40:53): | Intel Compute Stick hasn't gotten great reviews but it looks interesting |
| Thursday, 01 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (07:29:12): | Alright faggots. It's Thursday what are we doing about rides and such for Saturday some Jocauane is gunna hit on Minday now |
| Barfbeito | (07:30:15): | Is it possible to metro park a train there, stay in joshie place that night then train back sunday |
| Barfbeito | (07:30:42): | Unless we have volunteers to drive. I think haleys friend is doing an Uber |
| Local Slut | (07:40:54): | So were Haley and her friend planning on staying in Hoboken that night? |
| Brobocop | (08:02:26): | We take the train to Sucacuse and transfer. I don't do \xfcber |
| Local Slut | (08:04:13): | She's going to uber back to edison? It's like an hour drive lol |
| Brobocop | (08:04:38): | Also who will drive for the brewery tour |
| Local Slut | (08:09:26): | I can drive for that I guess |
| Crater Pussy | (12:01:01): | We need to clear some shit up. Not possible that everyone can fit in my apartment. Do Haley's friend have a place to crash? |
| Local Slut | (12:03:35): | yea i figured it wouldnt be practical for everyone to cram into your apt lol |
| Crater Pussy | (12:07:52): | Also, an Uber from here to Hoboken is gonna be ridiculously expensive |
| Crater Pussy | (12:09:07): | Easiest thing to do is find overnight parking. |
| Local Slut | (12:14:09): | i dont even think an uber would do that long of a drive |
| Brobocop | (12:14:31): | A can would. But that just doesn't make sense |
| Barfbeito | (12:16:42): | So the options are someone drive or train? |
| Crater Pussy | (12:17:44): | I'm less concerned with getting there. That's easy. Where's everyone staying? |
| Local Slut | (12:17:45): | if you take the train the last one is at like 1am |
| Crater Pussy | (12:17:59): | Yeah. That's why overnight parking is easiest |
| Barfbeito | (12:18:57): | I mean unless we stay overnight and then just get it back thr next day? I'll find out from haley if we're staying the night |
| Brobocop | (14:45:15): | The new batman is amazing |
| Brobocop | (14:45:34): | It's more dark knight series then campy |
| Local Slut | (14:47:06): | With ben affleck? |
| Brobocop | (14:48:47): | Game |
| Local Slut | (14:51:37): | You think Ben afflecks life is a game? |
| Crater Pussy | (15:03:42): | Just throwing it out there, Hoboken might be a nightmare this weekend with all the rain |
| Brobocop | (15:04:34): | I'm more the brewery tour |
| Brobocop | (15:04:51): | Hoboken is for haleys friend |
| Crater Pussy | (15:04:52): | Actually, driving to those breweries might be rough too since they're both near the ocean |
| Brobocop | (15:06:36): | The hurricane isn't set to hit until\nMonday so the brewery should be fine |
| Crater Pussy | (15:07:44): | True but there's rain all weekend and the gov is declaring a state of emergency probably before Monday |
| Crater Pussy | (15:08:02): | Play it by ear |
| Brobocop | (15:08:24): | They really don't know where it's gunna hit yet so yea play by ear |
| Local Slut | (15:11:28): | Want to go to a north jersey brewery then? |
| Local Slut | (15:11:38): | That way it's a shorter drive |
| Brobocop | (15:11:46): | I'm gae |
| Brobocop | (15:11:50): | Game |
| Local Slut | (15:11:55): | Gay |
| Local Slut | (15:12:05): | \ufffd |
| Crater Pussy | (15:13:13): | There's one in Middlesex but I haven't heard good things |
| Local Slut | (15:21:28): | There's a few in the parsippany area I think |
| Local Slut | (15:21:45): | It's like a 40 min drive with no traffic |
| Barfbeito | (17:49:41): | I'm down for whatever |
| Barfbeito | (17:50:00): | There should be a website/subreddit where you can bitch about bosses or coworkers |
| Crater Pussy | (17:50:35): | Twitter |
| Local Slut | (19:00:23): | HateBook |
| Barfbeito | (19:01:27): | Hatebook sounds good |
| Brobocop | (21:35:55): | Well due to a state of emergency we ain't doing shit Saturday |
| Friday, 02 October 2015 |
| Local Slut | (00:15:10): | lets try and do something |
| Brobocop | (00:45:40): | Depends if we can drive |
| Brobocop | (00:45:58): | Christie declared a state of emergency |
| Crater Pussy | (00:46:03): | Kayak, bitch |
| Local Slut | (00:49:38): | We get 40s of Hurricane from Sal's and have a Hurricane Party |
| Brobocop | (07:57:54): | Hurricane is going out to see. So the state of emergency is worthless. A tiny blemish on Christies perfect career |
| Local Slut | (10:48:51): | you guys busy tonight? i got nothing to do this weekend but party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit |
| Brobocop | (10:49:13): | I'm game for so good times |
| Crater Pussy | (11:13:45): | Smokin, drinkin, and chillin |
| Crater Pussy | (11:14:40): | I'm down for something. Think Brian is too. If we are still doin shit tomorrow, I'm not trying to spend big $$$$ tonight |
| Local Slut | (11:15:38): | Yea we can just hang out like old times brehs |
| Local Slut | (11:15:57): | I'm living off $11 till the 15th |
| Crater Pussy | (11:27:03): | Get a job loser |
| Local Slut | (11:28:53): | That's $11 mcchickens. Why work when I can eat $11 mcchickens |
| Crater Pussy | (11:30:22): | If you cut each one into quarters, that's 44 mc chicken quarters. That's a lot of mc chicken |
| Local Slut | (11:35:09): | Yea I'm living like a king |
| Crater Pussy | (11:36:28): | A medieval king would flip his shit for even one mc chicken |
| Crater Pussy | (12:47:20): | We could play poker later. |
| Crater Pussy | (13:13:23): | http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/14/politics/hillary-clinton-bill-clinton-vice-president/?iid=ob_article_hillaryclinton_pool&iref=obnetwork |
| Barfbeito | (13:14:29): | Then we can start writing 45 |
| Barfbeito | (13:14:41): | Bill back stabs hillary, kills her dumps the body and becomes president |
| Local Slut | (13:19:46): | I'm down for poker |
| Crater Pussy | (13:20:27): | Anyone have chips? If not, I'll buy a set. |
| Barfbeito | (13:20:57): | I think I have chips but I need to get back to you about tonight |
| Crater Pussy | (13:21:33): | Gay. What's the deal with Hoboken tomorrow? That still happening? |
| Brobocop | (13:21:45): | What about breweries |
| Brobocop | (13:21:50): | I more in that camp |
| Barfbeito | (13:22:50): | I will find out tonight |
| Crater Pussy | (13:28:20): | Just called Carton, they're definitely open tomorrow |
| Local Slut | (13:28:24): | I say we go on the brew tours if the weather isn't bad |
| Crater Pussy | (13:28:28): | Kane didn't answer their phone |
| Brobocop | (13:30:11): | What is your time are we going |
| Crater Pussy | (13:31:59): | Both breweries open for tours at 12 noon |
| Brobocop | (13:32:26): | So get there around then since we don't want the weather to be a factor |
| Crater Pussy | (13:35:40): | I say we do Kane first since it's further South. Hit Carton on the way back up |
| Brobocop | (13:36:04): | Where we meeting |
| Brobocop | (13:36:10): | Who's driving |
| Brobocop | (13:36:14): | I can |
| Crater Pussy | (13:38:34): | I can drive too |
| Brobocop | (13:39:10): | How many people are going ? |
| Crater Pussy | (13:39:14): | Pretty much leave around 11 |
| Local Slut | (14:21:30): | Sounds good |
| Local Slut | (14:21:42): | I'll meet you guys in edison |
| Barfbeito | (14:42:20): | Don't think I'm around tonight but I will see you local sluts tomorrow morning |
| Local Slut | (14:45:43): | aight |
| Local Slut | (14:45:55): | also i untagged myself from that FB post, i dont think everyone needs to know i was fired lol |
| Local Slut | (14:46:04): | or that there was a 75% chance that i was fired |
| Crater Pussy | (14:48:46): | So people even know you are part of the site? |
| Brobocop | (14:49:17): | Yea remove my tag too |
| Brobocop | (14:49:22): | I wasn't fired |
| Brobocop | (14:49:27): | I got laid fliff |
| Brobocop | (14:49:29): | Off |
| Barfbeito | (14:49:40): | Leave me |
| Barfbeito | (14:49:41): | Bold it |
| Barfbeito | (14:49:45): | Underline it |
| Local Slut | (14:50:32): | well i was tagged on it and it's on my wall |
| Local Slut | (14:50:37): | it's just too personal for FB tbh |
| Local Slut | (14:50:58): | plus i am not FB friends with anyone at my current job but nobody here knows about the firing |
| Local Slut | (14:51:05): | so it's best to just distance myself from it |
| Crater Pussy | (14:51:39): | Do what you gotta do. But do people know about the site? |
| Local Slut | (14:52:29): | no but it's all over my wall lol so it's prob in their newsfeeds |
| Brobocop | (18:47:51): | My sister needs the car so I will be unable to drive tomorrow |
| Brobocop | (18:48:08): | As I don't want to drive the tarus in the rain |
| Crater Pussy | (18:56:40): | Who's coming other than the four of us? |
| Brobocop | (18:57:05): | I thought it was a bro thing |
| Brobocop | (18:57:10): | No hoes |
| Local Slut | (18:59:08): | Us 4 |
| Barfbeito | (19:28:33): | Is haley not allowed to go? Cause she thought she was, josh invited her last week |
| Local Slut | (19:29:06): | She can come lol |
| Local Slut | (19:29:17): | I just thought she wasn't |
| Barfbeito | (19:31:02): | Alright if we're going early though she doesn't want to lol |
| Local Slut | (19:31:34): | We're leaving at 11, is that considered early lol |
| Crater Pussy | (19:33:32): | Yeah. Leave at 11. Both places close doors at 5. |
| Crater Pussy | (19:34:09): | Plus, Kane will be really busy. It's their 4 year anniversary |
| Barfbeito | (19:34:42): | \nWell she just wants to sleep in on her Saturday and get ready for myras thing later presuming that it's still on |
| Brobocop | (19:43:51): | So be I Webb street by 11 |
| Local Slut | (19:44:16): | Sounds good |
| Brobocop | (19:44:39): | Do any of them have dress codes ? |
| Local Slut | (19:44:40): | I'd say we leave even a little earlier in case of bad weather |
| Brobocop | (19:44:58): | So be there 10:30 |
| Brobocop | (19:45:47): | We are all good. Gyms open at 7 so I can get my pump on before we go out. No need to wrry |
| Barfbeito | (19:48:28): | Ok cool. |
| Brobocop | (22:02:17): | I'll be there at 10:15 |
| Crater Pussy | (22:02:42): | That's overkill |
| Crater Pussy | (22:02:55): | Pretty sure leaving at 11 is fine |
| Brobocop | (22:05:57): | My sister needs the car |
| Brobocop | (22:06:07): | So I'll be there at 10:15 |
| Crater Pussy | (22:06:14): | Fuck bitches |
| Barfbeito | (22:12:55): | I'm coming from old bridge can we do 11 |
| Brobocop | (22:19:00): | 5 bucks says brian over sleeps |
| Barfbeito | (22:20:31): | \nNah I'll be good lol I've understept more for less |
| Brobocop | (22:20:56): | Are you drinking ? |
| Barfbeito | (22:21:14): | No |
| Barfbeito | (22:21:23): | Drinking and smoking |
| Brobocop | (22:21:31): | 10 bucks |
| Crater Pussy | (22:21:37): | And chillin |
| Brobocop | (22:21:54): | 20 |
| Barfbeito | (22:22:13): | Lol I'll be fine |
| Brobocop | (22:22:21): | 25 |
| Barfbeito | (22:22:36): | If you really want to bet me I'm down |
| Brobocop | (22:23:16): | You can't bet. That's makes the game impure |
| Brobocop | (22:23:28): | Fucking Pete rose |
| Brobocop | (22:37:53): | Are we doing 10:30 or 11. I would vote 10:30 due to weather |
| Barfbeito | (22:39:26): | None |
| Saturday, 03 October 2015 |
| Crater Pussy | (09:27:21): | Rise and shine, bitches |
| Crater Pussy | (09:29:52): | Anyone wanna stop for breakfast on the way? |
| Local Slut | (09:30:10): | Sure |
| Brobocop | (09:30:10): | What type? |
| Crater Pussy | (09:30:55): | Breakfast sandwiches. Jew donuts. That sorta thing |
| Brobocop | (09:31:06): | I find that offensive |
| Brobocop | (09:31:19): | Any sand which can be eaten at any time |
| Barfbeito | (09:32:13): | I'll be making my pork roll sandwich at home. The trick is the pork roll is the bread |
| Crater Pussy | (09:33:28): | How very KFC of you |
| Barfbeito | (09:33:43): | They had the right idea |
| Barfbeito | (09:56:59): | It's still open today? |
| Crater Pussy | (09:57:24): | KFC never closes |
| Crater Pussy | (09:58:13): | Both breweries said they'd be open today when I called yesterday. Both said they'd been open during worse weather in the past |
| Barfbeito | (10:01:12): | None |
| Barfbeito | (10:01:20): | And we still doing both? How long does one/both take? |
| Crater Pussy | (10:03:24): | Tours at Kane are once every hour, beginning at noon. Or self guided whenever you want. Not much of a tour really. Guided lasted 10 min cause my friend and I were asking questions |
| Crater Pussy | (10:03:59): | More about being able to taste a bunch of their stuff for cheap |
| Crater Pussy | (10:04:06): | Can't speak to Carton |
| Barfbeito | (10:04:49): | You can take the jew out of the temple but you can't take the temple out of the jew |
| Local Slut | (10:09:46): | It's all about the cheap samples |
| Barfbeito | (10:16:15): | On my way to the webb |
| Local Slut | (10:16:50): | I'm going to leave Union in like 15 |
| Crater Pussy | (10:27:31): | Just got done washing my balls |
| Barfbeito | (10:34:26): | Just got started making mine dirty |
| Local Slut | (10:54:18): | I'm here where are you fellas |
| Local Slut | (10:54:27): | Fellerz |
| Barfbeito | (10:56:28): | My house |
| Brobocop | (17:22:24): | Sister still has the car |
| Local Slut | (17:40:32): | tell her to take the razor scooter |
| Barfbeito | (18:23:29): | Myra is leaving for hoboken between 9 and 10 |
| Barfbeito | (18:23:39): | So maybe leave here around 830+? |
| Crater Pussy | (18:47:15): | Where is she leaving from? |
| Barfbeito | (18:48:23): | She is leaving from edison |
| Local Slut | (19:23:27): | what time are you guys meeting up |
| Brobocop | (19:39:48): | 8:15? |
| Barfbeito | (19:49:03): | Works for me |
| Local Slut | (19:49:16): | aight ill leave in a few minutes |
| Local Slut | (19:49:18): | im exhausted lo, |
| Barfbeito | (19:57:58): | Yea I don't feel well just threw up so I think I'll drive and not drink lol |
| Local Slut | (20:00:15): | I'm going to take it easy too |
| Crater Pussy | (20:27:28): | I've been asleep for a good while. What time are we planning on leaving? If Myra isn't leaving til 9 or 10, no need to get there before her. |
| Barfbeito | (20:34:46): | You bitch |
| Local Slut | (20:38:22): | Alright you're comin |
| Crater Pussy | (20:41:14): | Everyone at Brian's? |
| Crater Pussy | (20:41:20): | Who's driving? |
| Brobocop | (20:41:42): | Yea you favor |
| Crater Pussy | (20:42:16): | Huh? |
| Barfbeito | (20:44:52): | Just cum |
| Local Slut | (20:45:37): | None |
| Crater Pussy | (20:45:49): | I'm confused. Are you all at your house? |
| Barfbeito | (20:45:56): | Yes |
| Crater Pussy | (20:46:29): | But I'm on the toilet |
| Barfbeito | (20:46:37): | Then flush it out |
| Barfbeito | (20:47:04): | I thought the squatty potty was supposed to help |
| Crater Pussy | (20:47:11): | Can I pick up where I left off? Don't want you guys to miss out on this |
| Crater Pussy | (20:47:23): | I just sat down |
| Crater Pussy | (20:47:34): | Squat* |
| Local Slut | (20:47:49): | You can do it josh |
| Sunday, 04 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (13:16:17): | None |
| Monday, 05 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (08:56:03): | I might be my favorite person |
| Crater Pussy | (08:58:02): | This isn't tinder? |
| Brobocop | (09:01:29): | Nope |
| Barfbeito | (09:01:29): | Why are you doing this to a sure thing lol |
| Brobocop | (09:03:42): | She lives in Pittsburgh and it's a game Brian. You have been out of it too long. |
| Brobocop | (09:04:06): | You can't let them get the upper hand. Then the think they are people and ask for voting rights |
| Barfbeito | (09:04:46): | She's asking you how you would bang her not asking you to buy her a drink lol |
| Brobocop | (09:05:08): | She also no pretty |
| Local Slut | (09:05:08): | I see what you mean marc |
| Local Slut | (09:05:17): | Cant act too desperate |
| Brobocop | (09:05:27): | Pete gets me |
| Local Slut | (09:05:31): | OH YES ID FUCK YOU SO HARD PLEASE DO MR |
| Local Slut | (09:05:32): | ME |
| Brobocop | (09:05:57): | Hey girl. You need to respect yourself more |
| Local Slut | (09:05:59): | She's looking for validation |
| Barfbeito | (09:07:02): | She's horny and wants fap material |
| Barfbeito | (09:07:12): | And you're blue walling her |
| Local Slut | (09:07:56): | Nah |
| Brobocop | (09:07:58): | I'm not a piece of meat Brian. I want a girl who likes my personality not just my wang chun |
| Local Slut | (09:08:08): | She just wants Marc to tell her how hot she is |
| Local Slut | (09:08:20): | With the hope that he'll get nudes |
| Barfbeito | (09:08:42): | She said she's horny lol |
| Barfbeito | (09:09:01): | She's not looking for validation she's looking for dic pics |
| Local Slut | (09:09:43): | Some girls like to lead on guys |
| Barfbeito | (09:10:02): | She's in Pittsburgh though I really think she just wants to sext |
| Barfbeito | (09:10:13): | What can she get from leading a guy a state away on |
| Local Slut | (09:11:02): | Because it's sexy to control someone and make them desire you |
| Local Slut | (09:11:17): | I had a thing like this with a girl and it was annoying as shit |
| Barfbeito | (09:11:33): | Was she closer to you though where it was actually realistic you could meet her |
| Local Slut | (09:11:41): | Yea |
| Local Slut | (09:12:04): | But we never did |
| Barfbeito | (09:12:13): | And did she ask you how you'd fuck her or what you'd do to her in bed |
| Local Slut | (09:12:41): | Yup |
| Local Slut | (09:12:50): | And eventually I started doing what Marc was doing |
| Local Slut | (09:12:56): | To take control of the situation lol |
| Barfbeito | (09:13:06): | I never had a girl ask me that and then not have something happen |
| Local Slut | (09:13:23): | It's more common than you think lol |
| Barfbeito | (09:14:12): | Josh what do you thinj |
| Barfbeito | (09:14:14): | Think |
| Local Slut | (09:15:18): | sometimes guys and girls just text or maybe send pics, esp if they are already texting buddies |
| Brobocop | (09:19:38): | You have to be in control |
| Brobocop | (09:20:08): | The person who has the most power is the person who cares the least. If you wanna fuck me. Many people do. What else you got |
| Barfbeito | (09:20:09): | The M.A.R.C. system |
| Local Slut | (09:20:37): | otherwise you start to get all desperate "PLEASE SEND NUDES" and she loses interest |
| Local Slut | (09:20:40): | it's just how some girls are |
| Barfbeito | (09:22:09): | I think it's just cause this chick is an Ugo who's in Pittsburgh. If it was a hot local slut who was down to for pound town it'd be different lol |
| Brobocop | (09:22:27): | Nah I do the same for all |
| Brobocop | (09:23:06): | Gotta to be in control. |
| Local Slut | (09:24:52): | yerp |
| Local Slut | (09:24:58): | i can't deal with that shit anymore though lol |
| Local Slut | (09:25:01): | you are a stronger man than me |
| Local Slut | (09:25:23): | i was talking to this girl after i broke up with kristi and i was like "I am way too old to be doing this kind of crap" |
| Brobocop | (09:25:57): | You wanna win. Gotta play the game |
| Barfbeito | (09:26:53): | Yea I've experience girls like that before but was is like late teens early 20s. |
| Brobocop | (09:27:37): | You are 24 not 45 |
| Local Slut | (09:28:16): | lol |
| Barfbeito | (09:29:56): | You're dealing with girls not real women with curves |
| Barfbeito | (09:30:11): | You just can't handle strong independent women who don't need no man |
| Local Slut | (09:31:56): | it's just college girls |
| Local Slut | (09:32:03): | they havent begun wanting babies yet |
| Brobocop | (09:33:14): | I hate babies |
| Local Slut | (09:33:47): | then i guess we cant date cuz i want 3 by the time i'm 26 |
| Local Slut | (09:34:32): | i'll settle for 3 preemies to save time |
| Crater Pussy | (12:30:31): | I went back to sleep, but know that I had this thing once where some chick was sending pics and videos of herself, but insisted that we talk too. She also didn't wanna see anything from me, which was fine cause it was less work for me. She talked too much, and we were skyping one day, so I just showed her my wang. \n\nHaven't spoken to her since. |
| Local Slut | (12:35:54): | Sounds like a catch |
| Crater Pussy | (13:33:59): | Let's create the League of Extraordinary Businessmen. It's a game show to find the best next gen biz men from around the globe. No girls allowed |
| Local Slut | (13:39:47): | We do business challenges |
| Local Slut | (13:40:09): | Today's elimination challenge is to never break eyr contact |
| Local Slut | (13:40:29): | The winner gets $150 to red lobster and an unpaid internship with ngbm |
| Local Slut | (13:41:20): | and of course the winner doesn't get the internship, we give it to our friend's son |
| Crater Pussy | (13:42:38): | Business chicken: pit two contestants against one another to see who can lose the most amount of their money/savings/belongings. First to break loses. |
| Crater Pussy | (13:42:52): | Winner loses less |
| Local Slut | (13:44:28): | we want to teach them about taking risks |
| Local Slut | (13:44:35): | but what is the biggest risk of all |
| Local Slut | (13:44:42): | a risk where there is a 100% chance of failure |
| Crater Pussy | (13:45:32): | Life. Without life insurance of course. And in your will you have given all of your stuff to the other contestant |
| Local Slut | (13:45:55): | lol |
| Crater Pussy | (13:45:58): | Then the other contestant would have the opportunity to lose the dead guy's stuff |
| Crater Pussy | (13:46:09): | So he wins. Not the dead guy |
| Local Slut | (13:48:09): | what if we get the contestants to pitch an idea destined to fail |
| Local Slut | (13:48:31): | like a line of violins for children called "Stiff Dick's Kid Fiddler" |
| Barfbeito | (13:48:34): | "Sorry, that's actually a million dollar idea that can't fail. You fail" |
| Local Slut | (13:49:55): | this is like pre shark tank |
| Local Slut | (13:49:58): | you want to be a shark? |
| Local Slut | (13:50:03): | first you gotta swim with the whales |
| Local Slut | (13:50:07): | Whale Enclosure |
| Local Slut | (13:51:37): | Meet Josh. Successful businessman/visionary/idealist who first came up with the idea that would influence Tesla, The Nissan Leaf, Chevy Volt, and cars for generation. "Just make it run on electricity, ya idiot! feels like i'm taking crazy pills" |
| Local Slut | (13:53:07): | Meet Brian, and master of logic and mathematics that is redefining the fields of data, analytics, and more. "gas prices are too high, just make gas free lol" |
| Local Slut | (13:53:52): | Meet Marc, a PR/Marketing/Social Media whiz who is at the forefront of all technological and social changes. "Kardashian viewership is down, make Bruce a chick" |
| Local Slut | (13:54:58): | Meet Pete, a tech innovator who is years ahead of current trends and combines culture and today's latest tech breakthroughs. "iphone 7 is going to be dope" |
| Local Slut | (13:55:07): | We are Whale Enclosure |
| Barfbeito | (13:55:56): | This would be a great video |
| Crater Pussy | (13:56:00): | We'll need whale inspired nicknames. |
| Crater Pussy | (13:56:04): | Agreed |
| Crater Pussy | (13:56:14): | Blubber |
| Local Slut | (13:56:17): | When the people come in to meet us they say |
| Local Slut | (13:56:19): | Hello Whales |
| Local Slut | (13:56:20): | we reply |
| Local Slut | (13:56:22): | OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Crater Pussy | (13:56:40): | Blow whole |
| Crater Pussy | (13:56:59): | "Sperm, lol" |
| Barfbeito | (13:57:14): | When someone's idea sucks we open the blow hole, a hole in the floor they fall through |
| Barfbeito | (13:57:25): | Then we spit water out of our mouths |
| Crater Pussy | (13:57:57): | Once all whales agree, we say in unison, "You blow" |
| Local Slut | (13:58:29): | we'd like you all to meet a very special guest |
| Local Slut | (13:58:35): | Ronald Trump, Donald Trump's brother |
| Local Slut | (13:58:47): | "Ya hired" |
| Crater Pussy | (14:00:16): | Biz Men, we blow hard |
| Local Slut | (14:02:50): | Our show is more interested in the intangible qualities that test leadership |
| Local Slut | (14:02:59): | so we have a lunch stealing challenge |
| Crater Pussy | (14:03:40): | Our metrics may be incalculable, but or success is undeniable |
| Crater Pussy | (14:03:48): | Our* |
| Barfbeito | (14:04:01): | When I'm out on idea I'm just gonna spit water at the person |
| Barfbeito | (14:04:06): | 4 spits and ya get the blow hole |
| Crater Pussy | (14:05:04): | When one of us wants to retract a blow, you have to suck up the water off their clothing |
| Local Slut | (14:05:09): | lolol |
| Local Slut | (14:05:20): | this is turning into like 90% spitting water at people |
| Crater Pussy | (14:06:34): | Isn't that the point of business. Drown the competition |
| Local Slut | (14:07:37): | now i want to film a reality show |
| Crater Pussy | (14:14:04): | The only got to ever win has a business called "Whale Tail". They're thongs with little whales on them. \n\nThat's the series finale. We all agree that, " this guy gets it". |
| Crater Pussy | (14:14:13): | Guy to ever win* |
| Barfbeito | (21:13:42): | Read your emails |
| Brobocop | (21:14:11): | Don't tell me what to do |
| Local Slut | (21:14:19): | I didn't get anything |
| Local Slut | (21:14:25): | Except for a GEICO ad |
| Crater Pussy | (21:26:03): | Sent to your yahoo account |
| Tuesday, 06 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (07:16:44): | For Brian |
| Brobocop | (08:11:28): | For Pete |
| Brobocop | (08:11:56): | For me |
| Brobocop | (08:13:20): | For Josh\n |
| Local Slut | (08:17:08): | Why not all go as The Pope & His Bad Bitches |
| Barfbeito | (08:19:37): | "Where the bad bitches at huh where ya hiding, i got the power to make your life so exciting" -pope francis |
| Barfbeito | (12:52:28): | None |
| Local Slut | (12:53:26): | Sick bomb ahmed |
| Local Slut | (12:53:44): | You ever spark an L in the oval office? DM me on Twitter nigga |
| Barfbeito | (12:58:22): | Follow for a follow back |
| Barfbeito | (12:59:34): | You guys read what josh sent out last night? It's pretty funny |
| Crater Pussy | (12:59:58): | It's old too |
| Local Slut | (13:00:21): | Nah didn't have time. I'll give it a gander tonight |
| Crater Pussy | (13:01:07): | The ending could use some work but it's still funny |
| Crater Pussy | (14:50:42): | None |
| Crater Pussy | (14:51:14): | Given his expertise in "Wealth accumulation", I think he could be a valuable member of the team |
| Local Slut | (15:14:16): | Shit |
| Local Slut | (15:14:21): | Let's send him an email |
| Local Slut | (15:14:27): | Do you know him? |
| Crater Pussy | (15:14:41): | No clue who the fuck he is |
| Local Slut | (15:14:47): | Perfect |
| Wednesday, 07 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (10:58:48): | None |
| Brobocop | (10:58:52): | Lol Crissfit |
| Local Slut | (11:00:22): | Wtf lol |
| Brobocop | (11:01:13): | She's still at it |
| Brobocop | (11:03:38): | Who thought that was a good idea. Like who is telling you that that is a good exercise. |
| Brobocop | (16:25:57): | I wrote a buzzfeed article. 8 reasons I don't care about your stupid hobbies and why you should feel bad about bogging down my news feed about how I should understand what it means to be trans galactic |
| Local Slut | (16:31:46): | I am the sun |
| Local Slut | (16:31:56): | My pronoun is Ra |
| Barfbeito | (16:32:50): | Don't work for buzz feed lol |
| Local Slut | (16:34:01): | I once interviewed for a buzzfeed competitor and it was a really weird experience |
| Local Slut | (16:35:37): | They just drink every day and play with nerf guns |
| Local Slut | (16:35:44): | And everyone is young |
| Local Slut | (16:35:50): | Sounds fun actually |
| Crater Pussy | (21:27:43): | https://youtu.be/VxTQKxyJyxw |
| Barfbeito | (21:45:58): | Is that bobcat lol |
| Crater Pussy | (21:46:28): | It's from Rick and Morty season finale |
| Barfbeito | (21:47:27): | None |
| Thursday, 08 October 2015 |
| Barfbeito | (18:20:08): | None |
| Brobocop | (20:35:05): | I'm going as Brice Wayne for Halloween. I think josh should be my tali al ghul |
| Crater Pussy | (20:35:39): | What's he supposed to look like |
| Brobocop | (20:35:57): | It's a she |
| Brobocop | (20:36:12): | Think sexy female assassin and the only one batman truly loved. |
| Brobocop | (20:36:18): | And he let joker kill her |
| Brobocop | (20:38:10): | Brian can be Jason Todd and Pete Dock Grayson |
| Crater Pussy | (20:38:33): | I don't know who any of these people are |
| Brobocop | (20:39:20): | Bruce Wayne is a fictional character in the comic series batman |
| Brobocop | (20:39:25): | It's kinda obscure I don't know if you have heard it |
| Friday, 09 October 2015 |
| Barfbeito | (00:02:38): | http://www.theonion.com/article/impressive-new-hire-figures-out-bare-minimum-work--51497 |
| Brobocop | (11:19:46): | A front runner ladies and gentleman |
| Barfbeito | (11:20:02): | Lol I just saw that |
| Barfbeito | (11:20:23): | RIP Ben Carsons chances |
| Local Slut | (11:22:36): | well he's not wrong |
| Local Slut | (11:22:44): | the holocaust would be even more diminished if the jews had lightsabers |
| Local Slut | (11:23:12): | and imagine if the jews had iron man suits |
| Barfbeito | (11:42:48): | Or sweet clocks |
| Brobocop | (11:52:09): | What's his charisma lol |
| Crater Pussy | (19:44:13): | Did you guys know that Sandy is the manager at park ave Diner? |
| Local Slut | (19:48:21): | How did that happen lol |
| Crater Pussy | (19:48:43): | She said she's been working there for 6 months |
| Local Slut | (19:49:05): | Oh cool, good for her. Now I got a solid fries hook up |
| Brobocop | (19:49:34): | I'm a god to several small island nations. You guys don't see me bragging |
| Barfbeito | (21:45:08): | Yea she works like 3 jobs now lol |
| Saturday, 10 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (15:15:32): | None |
| Brobocop | (19:54:15): | Dat nigga hi |
| Sunday, 11 October 2015 |
| Local Slut | (13:10:39): | I used to love that show |
| Local Slut | (13:10:48): | I forgot all about it |
| Local Slut | (13:17:05): | None |
| Brobocop | (14:06:24): | I guess I'm not from NJ |
| Crater Pussy | (14:08:18): | Bitch, you never ate uncooked hot dogs and cheese over cereal? |
| Crater Pussy | (14:11:35): | Who's down for walking dead? |
| Brobocop | (14:12:11): | I just got this |
| Crater Pussy | (14:13:13): | Who reads books, nerd |
| Local Slut | (14:16:30): | I'll watch tonight |
| Local Slut | (14:16:43): | Also David Wong is the guy who used to write for cracked right? |
| Local Slut | (14:16:48): | I liked his stuff |
| Crater Pussy | (14:21:13): | Anyone ever read Y: The Last Man? |
| Local Slut | (14:25:42): | No but I always see it on recommended lists for graphic novels |
| Crater Pussy | (14:26:19): | Thinking of buying the first book to see how it is |
| Local Slut | (14:26:32): | Let me know if you like it |
| Barfbeito | (14:27:38): | Can't walking dead tonight |
| Crater Pussy | (17:35:57): | You guys know this was a thing? |
| Local Slut | (18:06:12): | I need this |
| Local Slut | (19:21:23): | http://i.imgur.com/CSVpDJg.jpg |
| Monday, 12 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (07:29:07): | None |
| Local Slut | (07:32:52): | Power |
| Local Slut | (09:43:54): | Happy Columbus day, do you guys want to go rape some natives to celebrate later? \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Barfbeito | (09:45:20): | You know Oklahoma of all places officially changed it from Columbus day to indigenous people day |
| Brobocop | (09:46:23): | Guess who just got 942 dollars from Uncle Sam for doing nothing |
| Brobocop | (09:49:21): | Dirty slutty whores are on Uncle Sam today boys |
| Barfbeito | (09:50:01): | Suck on that government teat |
| Local Slut | (09:54:22): | Shit I want unemployment now |
| Crater Pussy | (17:31:33): | Who's down to watch the debate tomorrow? |
| Brobocop | (17:32:03): | None |
| Crater Pussy | (17:33:01): | Please refrain from all sports references |
| Barfbeito | (17:33:20): | I'm down |
| Brobocop | (17:33:28): | Sorry I forgot you were a communist |
| Crater Pussy | (17:33:58): | Socialist, there's a minor difference |
| Brobocop | (17:34:19): | Your right. It's the color scheme |
| Brobocop | (17:34:55): | None |
| Local Slut | (17:37:06): | You don't know who chase utley is? |
| Brobocop | (17:37:23): | At least from always sonny josh |
| Barfbeito | (17:37:34): | That's the reason I know him lol |
| Crater Pussy | (17:38:03): | Broke a leg or some shit |
| Barfbeito | (17:38:31): | Look at the big brain on josh |
| Crater Pussy | (17:39:33): | I'm modest |
| Brobocop | (17:40:49): | He broke Tejadas leg on Saturday after a dirty slide. He is suspended but is appleinf |
| Local Slut | (17:47:12): | Too many players in the mlb |
| Brobocop | (17:48:36): | 9 on the field |
| Local Slut | (17:49:57): | Like 40 a team tho |
| Brobocop | (17:50:20): | Yea but it's not bad |
| Brobocop | (17:50:28): | Look at footy |
| Brobocop | (17:50:33): | The clock goes up |
| Brobocop | (17:50:43): | Fucking commies |
| Local Slut | (17:51:53): | Soccer is an exercise in futility |
| Barfbeito | (18:04:15): | Say what you want about soccer |
| Barfbeito | (18:04:25): | Seriously say whatever since no one in this country gives a shit about it |
| Brobocop | (18:05:09): | I like the Fifa trials |
| Tuesday, 13 October 2015 |
| Local Slut | (08:58:23): | Playboy announced they will no longer feature nudity lol |
| Barfbeito | (08:59:32): | Finally I can just read the articles in peace |
| Brobocop | (10:07:26): | Brian remember when that black lady flipped shot because the macdonalds ice cream machine broke. Well that's a thing apparently. Black peoples being up in arms over broken icecream |
| Barfbeito | (10:17:42): | Lol did it happen again |
| Barfbeito | (10:17:52): | I like how she predicted I was about to break or turn off and it did |
| Brobocop | (10:18:42): | There is an article about it |
| Barfbeito | (10:19:39): | Post it |
| Barfbeito | (11:58:22): | None |
| Barfbeito | (12:02:39): | Donald Trump retreated a video someone from /pol/ made about how you can stump the trump, includes many call of duty and 420 references lol |
| Barfbeito | (12:03:00): | http://m.imgur.com/a/yASeM |
| Barfbeito | (12:03:22): | http://m.imgur.com/a/yASeM |
| Crater Pussy | (12:04:10): | What did you just send? |
| Barfbeito | (12:04:34): | It's an imgur album that doesn't seem to be working |
| Barfbeito | (12:04:57): | http://i.imgur.com/O491CQa.jpg |
| Barfbeito | (12:05:21): | And the video https://youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0 |
| Brobocop | (12:13:04): | None |
| Brobocop | (13:03:04): | You guys ever give a girl a suicide bomb? |
| Crater Pussy | (13:05:26): | Go on\u2026 |
| Brobocop | (13:06:25): | It's when you dump on her chest and wipe it off with pages of the Quran |
| Barfbeito | (13:07:03): | The inverted Mecca Steamer |
| Brobocop | (19:24:49): | Magellan died today |
| Crater Pussy | (19:26:24): | Sorry man |
| Brobocop | (19:27:17): | Thanks man. He got pretty sick and I'm glad he went quick |
| Barfbeito | (19:34:24): | I'm sorry man he was awesome |
| Brobocop | (19:38:15): | Thanks man. He was pretty legit. |
| Local Slut | (19:50:33): | Damn too soon. Sorry Marc |
| Brobocop | (19:57:54): | Thanks Pete |
| Brobocop | (20:13:05): | Lighter note. Accidentally ran a red light today |
| Barfbeito | (20:14:19): | Nice I accidentally ran a stop sign on saturday |
| Barfbeito | (20:14:48): | And ran a few on purpose too B) |
| Local Slut | (20:15:30): | Damn 420 |
| Barfbeito | (20:17:47): | Also anyone wants to make a few extra bucks part time for my dad's campaign making signs/phone calls for 10 an hour let me know |
| Barfbeito | (20:35:04): | http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/report-slamming-boss-against-wall-shouting-cash-i-need-more-cash-still-leading-tactic-for-securing-raise-2185 |
| Wednesday, 14 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (17:15:55): | Halloween. What we doing |
| Crater Pussy | (17:16:32): | Business |
| Brobocop | (17:16:50): | Duh. Let's all go as fictional billinars |
| Brobocop | (17:17:01): | I'm goin as Bruce Wayne. |
| Brobocop | (17:17:06): | Who wants tony stark |
| Brobocop | (17:17:10): | Oliver Queen |
| Crater Pussy | (17:17:26): | The cuck |
| Barfbeito | (17:17:54): | I'll be Lincoln chafee |
| Local Slut | (17:37:55): | I won't be around on Halloween |
| Local Slut | (17:38:18): | Going to a concert with my brother for his birthday on the 30th then I'll be in south jersey on the 31st |
| Barfbeito | (19:00:47): | Got a message after winning 2-0 in fifa |
| Barfbeito | (19:01:17): | None |
| Brobocop | (22:26:27): | Everyone keeps posting against bullying. Bullies feeling matter too |
| Thursday, 15 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (11:19:54): | We should all work out together soon |
| Crater Pussy | (11:25:27): | Brian intimidates me too much. I'll feel insecure |
| Local Slut | (11:25:47): | Same here, he makes me feel like less of a man |
| Brobocop | (11:27:05): | Okay good I'm not the only one then |
| Barfbeito | (11:27:18): | \ufffd |
| Barfbeito | (11:27:54): | I can do 10 boy pushup \ufffd |
| Brobocop | (11:28:47): | Oh shit. I can't even count that high |
| Brobocop | (11:29:10): | \ufffd |
| Barfbeito | (11:30:12): | That's why I majored in counting, to intimidate physically and mentally |
| Crater Pussy | (11:30:56): | \ufffd |
| Crater Pussy | (11:31:12): | \ufffd |
| Barfbeito | (11:31:46): | Gonna fuck that jive turkey? |
| Brobocop | (11:32:12): | We are all like twigs. But Brian is more then one of us. He is the mighty Faggot |
| Crater Pussy | (16:20:03): | It's Nate night |
| Barfbeito | (16:20:38): | At late night? |
| Crater Pussy | (16:21:09): | With the mates |
| Barfbeito | (16:21:47): | On date night with mates to watch nate late |
| Crater Pussy | (16:22:15): | Great |
| Barfbeito | (18:03:52): | Lori said hamza is trying to work for uber |
| Barfbeito | (18:04:02): | What is he having a problem downloading the app |
| Crater Pussy | (18:12:09): | I would never get into a car with him |
| Local Slut | (18:39:16): | What if you wanted to score some H |
| Crater Pussy | (18:44:29): | You can get horse meat elsewhere |
| Local Slut | (18:45:40): | Yo man you got that good Secretariat shit? |
| Barfbeito | (19:04:02): | http://i.imgur.com/eCojkvg.jpg |
| Local Slut | (19:04:45): | I have so many questions |
| Barfbeito | (19:08:51): | None |
| Local Slut | (19:15:21): | Friendzoned again |
| Friday, 16 October 2015 |
| Crater Pussy | (00:03:36): | I'm gonna write a book to be released next year:\n\nMargulies 2040: I'm Running for President\n\nI intend to start campaigning now. If individuals donate $1 every year, I'll have enough money to run |
| Local Slut | (00:15:41): | You've got my vote |
| Barfbeito | (07:12:23): | You're using it to do high risk high frequency trades on currency exchange rates and bit coin |
| Barfbeito | (07:13:23): | I had a dream I around a bunch of scientologist and at first I was making fun or them but by the end I was one of them |
| Brobocop | (08:07:13): | That's how they recruit. Brian is a weak minded sheep. He doesn't even own a fedora |
| Brobocop | (08:08:02): | You guys wanna do something tonight. I got the unemployment burning a hikt |
| Local Slut | (08:52:22): | What do you guys want to do? |
| Barfbeito | (09:53:56): | Zach may or may not be home tonight |
| Local Slut | (10:08:23): | That fucking whore |
| Local Slut | (10:40:32): | would you guys potentially want to see steve jobs? |
| Local Slut | (10:40:35): | the movie not the corpse |
| Brobocop | (10:46:48): | I have 0 interest in seeing that movie |
| Brobocop | (10:52:06): | I don't like bio pics that I know the story of it already |
| Barfbeito | (11:35:43): | We get it, he's an asshole |
| Brobocop | (11:39:22): | We get it. Wozniak did everything. Just like Jack Kirby |
| Barfbeito | (11:40:01): | We get it, you vape |
| Brobocop | (11:41:28): | None |
| Barfbeito | (11:44:36): | Zach ain't coming back today |
| Local Slut | (11:48:04): | Guess who's back, it ain't Zach |
| Barfbeito | (12:07:59): | You guys see Black Mass? |
| Local Slut | (12:08:29): | My barber said it was great lol |
| Barfbeito | (12:10:21): | I heard the same |
| Barfbeito | (12:10:32): | From my barber |
| Local Slut | (12:22:24): | It's a barber movie |
| Brobocop | (15:12:47): | Wanna go mini golfing. |
| Crater Pussy | (15:20:55): | Only if we put money on it |
| Crater Pussy | (15:21:18): | $1 per hole, each. |
| Crater Pussy | (15:21:42): | Winner of the hole takes the pool for that hole |
| Local Slut | (15:21:54): | I'll put money on iy |
| Barfbeito | (15:22:01): | Interesting. What time you guys be around? Haley will be over my place around 730 I'm free after that. |
| Barfbeito | (15:22:06): | I'd put money on it |
| Local Slut | (15:22:07): | Winner earns the title of Little Holes |
| Crater Pussy | (15:22:08): | $5 buy in to be given to the overall winner |
| Barfbeito | (15:22:15): | Mr. Holes |
| Barfbeito | (15:22:36): | So 23 bucks total possible lost? That seems fine with me |
| Crater Pussy | (15:22:40): | I doubt we can mini golf around here at 730 |
| Local Slut | (15:23:01): | I'm going to the gym after work and then I can come thru as the kids say |
| Local Slut | (15:23:21): | So I can prob be in edison by 7:30 |
| Barfbeito | (15:23:24): | Monster mini golf is open till 11 |
| Local Slut | (15:23:34): | Is that on 22? |
| Barfbeito | (15:23:47): | Google says route 1 |
| Barfbeito | (15:24:06): | It'd an indoor course |
| Barfbeito | (15:24:09): | Monster themed |
| Brobocop | (15:24:14): | We had one in Pittsburgh. If you ever wanted to drop acid. That's they place |
| Barfbeito | (15:25:16): | Yea it looks like that lol |
| Barfbeito | (15:25:19): | Someone bring a flask |
| Crater Pussy | (15:28:37): | My dad's birthday so I'll probably have to go out for dinner. Not sure when I'll be back |
| Barfbeito | (15:29:16): | Aight |
| Barfbeito | (15:29:24): | That answers my other question about dinner lol |
| Brobocop | (15:33:02): | Ill eat |
| Local Slut | (15:35:21): | I'm going out with josh's family for dinner so I'll catch up with you guys |
| Brobocop | (15:35:51): | So it's settle. Dinner in Josh's family |
| Local Slut | (15:35:58): | Where are we eating tonight fam |
| Local Slut | (15:36:30): | I hope it's olive garden |
| Crater Pussy | (15:37:01): | Little Caesar's |
| Barfbeito | (15:40:14): | Some true Italiano |
| Barfbeito | (15:40:55): | How bout outback it's on route 1 near the place |
| Barfbeito | (15:41:02): | Or quaker steak and lube for the same reason |
| Local Slut | (19:04:55): | Gonna shower then head to e town |
| Barfbeito | (19:05:16): | Sweet |
| Barfbeito | (19:05:28): | Haleys coming obviously but lori is coming too |
| Local Slut | (19:05:57): | Loooooori!!! Quarlllll |
| Crater Pussy | (19:07:48): | I'm only coming if ham sandwich comes too |
| Barfbeito | (19:08:09): | She just asked me to check my Xbox friends list to see if someone was on |
| Barfbeito | (19:08:13): | I think it was for him lol |
| Brobocop | (19:09:00): | I don't want him there |
| Brobocop | (19:14:16): | I'll head over now |
| Barfbeito | (19:19:39): | Sweet |
| Barfbeito | (19:19:43): | Don't worry he's not coming |
| Local Slut | (19:26:50): | I'm leaving Union now, be there in 20 |
| Barfbeito | (19:57:56): | Where y'all at |
| Local Slut | (19:58:19): | Stopped at xvs on Inman cause there is a train. Shitload of traffic for some reason |
| Local Slut | (19:58:24): | CVS* |
| Barfbeito | (19:58:38): | Aight |
| Saturday, 17 October 2015 |
| Local Slut | (09:25:40): | Settlers was really fun, we should play again another time |
| Crater Pussy | (12:55:36): | Definitely. Now that you know the strategy it'll be much easier next time. The walking dead game was fun too |
| Crater Pussy | (12:56:00): | Also, Lori won |
| Local Slut | (12:58:09): | How |
| Crater Pussy | (13:00:23): | She went unchecked and kept building settlements without anyone knowing |
| Local Slut | (14:00:31): | Classic Lori |
| Barfbeito | (14:01:16): | She cucked us all |
| Brobocop | (20:58:41): | None |
| Barfbeito | (21:00:30): | Text back midfielder |
| Crater Pussy | (21:01:14): | Not CMO@ |
| Crater Pussy | (21:01:20): | ?* |
| Sunday, 18 October 2015 |
| Local Slut | (14:56:29): | TWD tonight? |
| Crater Pussy | (15:36:31): | I'm down |
| Barfbeito | (15:47:37): | I can't |
| Crater Pussy | (15:47:58): | You cunt |
| Local Slut | (15:48:34): | Son of a bitch |
| Local Slut | (22:07:08): | you missed a good one brian |
| Local Slut | (22:07:11): | joke's on YOU |
| Monday, 19 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (05:48:23): | Amazon is sueing 1,000 retailers for fake reviews. Steve has to watch out |
| Crater Pussy | (05:50:46): | They're suing people posting ads on fiver saying they'll review Amazon products for a fee. At least that's how I understand it. Why the fuck are you awake? |
| Brobocop | (05:56:17): | Gym man. Why are you up ? |
| Crater Pussy | (05:57:27): | Unemployed Insomniac |
| Brobocop | (05:58:43): | Hit the gym |
| Local Slut | (07:03:28): | You guys get up earlier than me |
| Barfbeito | (07:30:31): | Yaa me too lol |
| Brobocop | (07:55:56): | Gotta get up early to get my unemployment check before them there niggers get it |
| Local Slut | (07:59:21): | Then it's off to the strip club |
| Brobocop | (07:59:45): | For the breakfast buffet |
| Local Slut | (08:02:37): | My brother is wearing two jackets |
| Local Slut | (08:03:00): | He looks like a homeless guy |
| Barfbeito | (08:15:20): | It protects his inner coat |
| Brobocop | (09:39:20): | Give me your pants. Now give me your other pants |
| Crater Pussy | (13:46:03): | https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/squanchify/kbmlldlmbfcejlgflijfedcbncnpbbjj?hl=en-US&gl=US |
| Brobocop | (21:42:18): | http://beerandbrewing.com/VFqm-TEAADQAK9vG/article/craft-beer-pairings-for-halloween-candy-2015-update?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=social |
| Brobocop | (21:42:29): | Have at it you filthy animals |
| Local Slut | (22:31:34): | I never thought about a beer pairing with pop rocks |
| Crater Pussy | (22:32:59): | Probably for good reason |
| Tuesday, 20 October 2015 |
| Local Slut | (08:11:10): | http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/dating-bad-boys-vs-dating-one-bad-man-2770?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| Brobocop | (10:49:45): | Guys. I think I'm trans cold steel the hedge hog. Deep down I always thought I was in the sonic military |
| Barfbeito | (10:51:49): | Nothing personell marc |
| Brobocop | (10:54:56): | Deep down. I have always loved jenco jeans and nine inch nails |
| Barfbeito | (11:05:05): | Man I wanna be trans something it seems like all the rage |
| Local Slut | (11:12:04): | I want to be transracial |
| Local Slut | (11:12:57): | None |
| Crater Pussy | (14:24:27): | Cutting my hair tomorrow |
| Barfbeito | (14:24:37): | Bout fucking time |
| Crater Pussy | (14:25:51): | Way too much maintenance. Bitches are crazy. |
| Local Slut | (14:26:27): | Don't give in |
| Crater Pussy | (14:26:48): | To what? |
| Barfbeito | (14:27:06): | Societal pressures |
| Crater Pussy | (14:28:15): | fsociety |
| Local Slut | (14:29:08): | Keep the mane |
| Crater Pussy | (14:29:14): | Think I'm having Thanksgiving dinner with a writer for that show on ABC fresh off the boat |
| Crater Pussy | (14:29:27): | Nah, it's way too much work |
| Barfbeito | (14:29:42): | Tell him that show sucks dick |
| Local Slut | (14:29:49): | Tell him I said ching chong |
| Barfbeito | (14:29:50): | You'd rather watch the big banks theory |
| Local Slut | (14:30:16): | Tell him there are too many Asians in the media |
| Local Slut | (14:30:27): | Not enough Jews |
| Local Slut | (14:30:40): | You'll have a lot to say |
| Brobocop | (15:22:43): | So I ordered this little guy |
| Local Slut | (15:23:45): | Magellan's legacy lives on |
| Barfbeito | (15:24:09): | Looks bad ass |
| Brobocop | (15:24:25): | I just couldn't keep staring at his empty cage |
| Brobocop | (15:24:42): | Plus Magellan would want me to get another one |
| Barfbeito | (15:24:47): | Work today |
| Local Slut | (15:39:54): | Living the dream |
| Local Slut | (15:40:27): | And an empty spreadsheet to suggest limitless possibilities to your boss |
| Brobocop | (15:41:53): | Draw a dick |
| Barfbeito | (16:04:53): | Radar mode engaged |
| Brobocop | (17:48:34): | So I need a name for the little giy |
| Crater Pussy | (17:51:01): | Connor |
| Crater Pussy | (17:51:08): | Blake |
| Crater Pussy | (17:51:27): | Troy |
| Brobocop | (17:51:51): | I was thinking Fuego. NiggaFaggot or Donald Trump |
| Crater Pussy | (17:51:53): | Brett |
| Crater Pussy | (17:52:21): | Why not Ben Carson |
| Local Slut | (17:52:31): | Mark Cuban |
| Crater Pussy | (17:52:47): | Fidel |
| Crater Pussy | (17:53:00): | Or just Castro |
| Barfbeito | (18:00:23): | B-Lizard |
| Brobocop | (18:01:16): | Nah. That's what they call you Brian. B-Karabinchak |
| Crater Pussy | (18:08:05): | How about 2 |
| Wednesday, 21 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (10:54:33): | This pic to douche to put on Facebook? |
| Barfbeito | (10:56:20): | Save that shit for insta |
| Barfbeito | (10:56:40): | Where the fit families live |
| Brobocop | (10:59:49): | None |
| Local Slut | (11:03:29): | damn that is a really big difference |
| Local Slut | (11:03:58): | seriously, you look good. this the thinnest youve been since HS? |
| Local Slut | (11:04:15): | also i'd put it on FB, why not |
| Brobocop | (11:04:31): | It's hard to say. I was 215 in highschool. But I didn't have any muscle in highschool. Now I'm a freak beast |
| Local Slut | (11:05:38): | what are you at now |
| Brobocop | (11:06:00): | 260 |
| Local Slut | (11:07:23): | lets lift again soon |
| Brobocop | (11:07:37): | We should all lift together |
| Local Slut | (11:07:47): | in a circle |
| Local Slut | (11:08:03): | if we all hold hands and lift together we can bench over 1000lbs |
| Crater Pussy | (11:09:43): | Damn son |
| Barfbeito | (11:12:05): | Damn dude good shit |
| Barfbeito | (11:12:27): | I can't wait till I can post a noticeable transformation Tuesday and collect those Internet likes |
| Local Slut | (11:12:57): | your problem may be that you dont have any fat guy pictures brian |
| Local Slut | (11:13:05): | theres nothing of you wearing an extra small shirt with mustard stains on it |
| Brobocop | (11:15:53): | Pete that's inventive. Brian is trans fat. He was skinny on the outside. But Fat the inside. |
| Barfbeito | (11:16:14): | And also Latino on the inside but as a in on the outside |
| Barfbeito | (11:16:28): | Also my house is officially the crazy cat house according to my mom |
| Barfbeito | (11:16:39): | None |
| Brobocop | (11:16:45): | Sounds slutty |
| Brobocop | (11:16:59): | Mad pussy hanging around |
| Local Slut | (11:17:19): | jesus christ |
| Local Slut | (11:17:30): | has lori gone too far |
| Local Slut | (11:17:42): | i didnt even know there were this many stray cats in edison lol |
| Barfbeito | (11:19:39): | I think it's cause we have one hostage |
| Barfbeito | (11:19:46): | They're holding a lay in |
| Local Slut | (11:22:45): | does that cat walk around your house now |
| Barfbeito | (11:23:56): | Nah its still in a cage, sleeps in its litter box. My dad actually held him last night think he feels bad though cause lori doesn't play with it/hold it as much as she should |
| Local Slut | (11:24:24): | i thought lori was obsessing over these cats lol |
| Barfbeito | (11:25:53): | She plays more with the outside ones now lol |
| Barfbeito | (11:25:57): | He already had nugget |
| Barfbeito | (11:26:02): | She wants cat novelty |
| Local Slut | (11:26:52): | don't we all |
| Barfbeito | (12:18:35): | I just heard my boss rip ass through the floor boards |
| Crater Pussy | (12:22:01): | Like he did a full squat with the intent of you hearing it? He better have |
| Barfbeito | (12:22:24): | Idk what he did but I heard it loud and clear |
| Barfbeito | (12:22:47): | If he didn't that's even more impressie, more distance to cover plus the silencer effect of the chair to overcome |
| Barfbeito | (15:49:29): | None |
| Barfbeito | (15:49:33): | Ok this has gone too far |
| Brobocop | (15:51:17): | Yea you need to call animal control. Lori bit off more then she can chew |
| Crater Pussy | (15:53:07): | That a chipmunk? |
| Barfbeito | (15:53:25): | Looks like it |
| Brobocop | (15:55:09): | Field mouse |
| Brobocop | (15:55:17): | Chipmunks don't have long tails |
| Thursday, 22 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (07:34:03): | None |
| Local Slut | (08:18:09): | Cool clock obama |
| GroupMe | (08:18:44): | Local Slut changed the group's name to Kissless Virgins Support Group |
| GroupMe | (08:21:44): | Brobocop changed the group's avatar |
| Brobocop | (08:33:15): | None |
| GroupMe | (08:35:42): | Barfbeito changed name to Brony With A Bony |
| Brony With A Bony | (09:34:46): | None |
| Local Slut | (09:39:21): | It is time to build that wall |
| Brobocop | (10:18:50): | The wall isn't to protect us from Mexico. It's to protect Mexico from the Trump |
| Brobocop | (10:20:04): | None |
| Local Slut | (10:21:13): | What's his name |
| Brobocop | (10:26:01): | Haven't given him one yet |
| Brony With A Bony | (10:26:27): | Call him Doggy |
| Brony With A Bony | (10:27:03): | Then you can ask people if they want to see your doggy |
| Local Slut | (10:29:38): | Name him Ferdinand in honor of Magellan |
| Crater Pussy | (14:26:55): | Got it, Trogdor |
| Crater Pussy | (14:27:32): | Also, who's down for late night with their mates on Nate night? |
| Local Slut | (14:34:05): | Is that tonight? |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:39:00): | Can't gotta go to haleys tonight. I may watch and be with you in spirit though |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:40:22): | Also I think told you all but just so you know haleys dad suffered a pulmonary embolism and is in RWJ. They caught it early and are going to prescribe him blood thinner pills or shots, they're just keeping an eye on him still though. |
| Brobocop | (21:53:05): | None |
| Friday, 23 October 2015 |
| Local Slut | (11:25:32): | you gay homos doing anything tonight? i'll be in edison |
| Brobocop | (11:31:02): | I'm doing you |
| Brobocop | (11:31:36): | You guys wanna meet spike? |
| Crater Pussy | (12:41:00): | I'm down for something |
| Crater Pussy | (12:41:35): | If I'm a gay homo, is that like a double negative or some shit? |
| Crater Pussy | (12:41:44): | What would that make me? |
| Brony With A Bony | (12:41:54): | It'd make you gay you homo |
| Brony With A Bony | (12:42:06): | Not that there's anything wrong with that |
| Brobocop | (12:43:41): | Who's down for a cartwheeling 69 |
| Brobocop | (12:43:55): | The dicks in your mouth gives extra support |
| Crater Pussy | (12:44:34): | Indoors or outdoors? It's getting cold out |
| Brobocop | (13:18:32): | Both |
| Crater Pussy | (13:22:15): | You guys hear this new theory that Ben afleck isn't batman? |
| Crater Pussy | (13:22:35): | He's deathstroke. Marc, thoughts? |
| Local Slut | (13:26:37): | Isn't there pictures of him as batman though |
| Brobocop | (13:29:37): | What evidence does the death stroke side present ? |
| Local Slut | (13:30:58): | batman says "just stroke it" at the end of the trailer |
| Crater Pussy | (13:31:59): | There's apparently a comic Outsiders where deathstroke actually wears Batman's suit, and its much beefier than the regular suit |
| Brobocop | (13:32:08): | He isn't in the suicide squad movie. Dead shot is. |
| Brobocop | (13:32:36): | The two fought a lot. They were almost evenly matched |
| Brobocop | (13:33:15): | Slate does have gray hair while Wayne never did |
| Local Slut | (13:33:33): | As for Affleck's Batman, the theory anticipates he is in fact "DeathStroke," another version of Batman. To support the theory, the writer notes that the line "Do You Bleed? You Will" is an echo of a line from the same character in a video game: "I will make you bleed." |
| Brobocop | (13:33:35): | Theory has traction. But would never fly with the main stream audience |
| Local Slut | (13:33:38): | this theory is retarded |
| Crater Pussy | (13:34:24): | Yeah, it's completely retarded. But it would be cool |
| Local Slut | (13:34:31): | Finally the article makes note that the "v" in "Batman v Superman" is a symbol indicating the film as the fifth in the current canon. The three Nolan "Batman" films would be one through three, followed by "Man of Steel" as the fourth film in the saga. |
| Local Slut | (13:34:41): | this part might be believable |
| Local Slut | (13:34:55): | i know you guys dont play metal gear solid but they just did that this exact thing with MGSV |
| Local Slut | (13:34:59): | so it's been done in media before |
| Crater Pussy | (13:35:10): | The whole JOhn blaKE part was so stupid |
| Brobocop | (13:35:28): | Aren't you big boss in 5 |
| Local Slut | (13:35:38): | theres a big twist at the end |
| Brobocop | (13:35:42): | I thought that was the whole point of that game |
| Crater Pussy | (13:35:43): | Wait, what did they do in the game? |
| Local Slut | (13:36:05): | well it's metal gear solid 5, but it's stylized as mgsv and the creators and stuff always called it mgs vee in interviews |
| Crater Pussy | (13:36:18): | Ah |
| Local Slut | (13:36:20): | then when you beat the game there is a huge twist at the end that shows you why it's called MGSV and not MGS5 |
| Brobocop | (13:36:39): | Because you get AIDS ? |
| Crater Pussy | (13:37:04): | Look what I just found |
| Local Slut | (13:37:06): | of course |
| Crater Pussy | (13:37:12): | No other acting roles you say |
| Brobocop | (13:37:22): | I thought they whole story was about Big Bosses decent into madness |
| Brobocop | (13:37:31): | People don't know death stroke |
| Brobocop | (13:37:47): | But they may be take that gamble like marvel did with guardians |
| Local Slut | (13:37:47): | it has nothing to do with big boss's descent to madness lol that was just marketing bs |
| Local Slut | (13:37:50): | hmm |
| Local Slut | (13:37:53): | christian bale is 41 |
| Local Slut | (13:37:59): | so its not like he is too old to be batman |
| Local Slut | (13:38:04): | becaus affleck is 43 |
| Brobocop | (13:38:26): | When are they going to do a batman beyond reboot |
| Crater Pussy | (13:38:56): | That's when batman is old right, and he's training a replacement? |
| Brobocop | (13:39:25): | Yea. Terry McGenuis. There was a lot of darkness to that show |
| Brobocop | (13:39:39): | Distopian futures |
| Brobocop | (13:39:44): | The red hood |
| Local Slut | (13:40:08): | i used to like that show as a kid |
| Crater Pussy | (15:20:07): | Marc, you ever been to the Renzo Gracie place in Cranford? |
| Brobocop | (15:20:44): | I have not. I don't jump around schools yet since I'm still a little bitch when it come to gi |
| Crater Pussy | (15:22:49): | I wanna do some muy Thai. I'm also thinking of CKO |
| Local Slut | (15:23:50): | What's cko |
| Brobocop | (15:25:04): | You wanna fight or just work out? |
| Crater Pussy | (15:26:18): | Work out. I've taken a few muy Thai classes before that were a really good workout. \n\nCko is a chain kickboxing studio |
| Brobocop | (15:27:41): | I mean if you just want to work out don't do Muay Thai do cardio kickboxing. It's designed for that. 9 rounds on Main Street is pretty good from what I gear |
| Brobocop | (15:30:38): | My gym has it too but it's mostly women so Dante hoes easy on thrm |
| Brobocop | (15:31:42): | I can bring pads tonight and we can have you hit them |
| Crater Pussy | (15:32:52): | I don't know about that but I definitely want to join some kind of gym to get back into shape |
| Brobocop | (15:33:30): | Come to practice with me tomorrow if you want |
| Brobocop | (15:33:43): | I doall three classes |
| Crater Pussy | (15:34:41): | I'm not trying to roll. Just cardio really, some strength training |
| Brobocop | (15:35:14): | First class is cardio kickboxing |
| Brobocop | (15:35:18): | No cintact |
| Brobocop | (15:35:26): | Then Muay thai |
| Brobocop | (15:35:30): | Then Jitsu. |
| Brobocop | (15:35:39): | Just come to the first one |
| Crater Pussy | (15:42:12): | This 9 round thing sounds really good actually. $80/month. Unlimited sessions. |
| Brobocop | (15:44:21): | First one is free. I'd go with you. See if it's legit |
| Crater Pussy | (15:44:59): | Apparently they might also be doing a free week |
| Crater Pussy | (15:45:06): | The one in Metuchen that is |
| Brobocop | (15:45:33): | Looking it up? |
| Crater Pussy | (15:46:36): | Just spoke to the guy on the phone. He said his manager posted something about it so it may be location specific |
| Crater Pussy | (15:48:57): | gonna apply to work at Costco. I might actually soon be saying, "Welcome to Costco. I love you." |
| Local Slut | (15:53:34): | Why Costco |
| Brony With A Bony | (16:37:54): | 50k a year salary plus benefits |
| Brony With A Bony | (16:38:07): | Cashiers start at 20 an hour |
| Local Slut | (16:42:16): | You make 50k a year as a cashier? Wtf |
| Crater Pussy | (16:42:23): | Good pay and benefits. Regular schedule. \n\nI decided I'm gonna give the military another go. Air force and navy. If it doesn't work out, I'll move to Colorado |
| Crater Pussy | (16:42:45): | Then try for military in Colorado |
| Crater Pussy | (16:43:09): | I'm applying to stocker first. Then cashier |
| Crater Pussy | (16:43:18): | Less I have to deal with people the better |
| Local Slut | (16:47:28): | I don't blame you |
| Local Slut | (16:49:27): | The human race sucks |
| Crater Pussy | (16:49:58): | Yup. Especially when it comes to their money |
| Brony With A Bony | (16:52:53): | Yea costco ranks really high for employee satisfaction the ceo is a cool guy |
| Brony With A Bony | (16:53:07): | I've looked into costco too before lol |
| Local Slut | (16:59:38): | Let's all work at Costco together. They can't fire all of us |
| Crater Pussy | (17:00:24): | Marc, get a job there |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:21:38): | Welcome to costco, we love you |
| Brobocop | (18:15:42): | So fag a trona what we doing also we can't go to NB because of a huge fire |
| Local Slut | (18:19:37): | Josh look what I got, I took your suggestion |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:19:47): | I'm not around tonight sorry fellas |
| Crater Pussy | (18:20:28): | I don't think I've ever had that one. Let me know how it is |
| Crater Pussy | (18:20:35): | What about a fire? |
| Brobocop | (18:22:30): | Big fire in NB |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:24:43): | Apparently it's a synagogue that's on fire |
| Crater Pussy | (18:27:59): | It wasn't me |
| Local Slut | (18:39:02): | Well if you guys change your mind and want to hang out or play settlers or whatever I'll be around |
| Crater Pussy | (18:40:48): | None of us actually owns settlers but I'm down for something. |
| Brobocop | (18:42:54): | In down for something as well |
| Local Slut | (18:45:52): | BTW my brother is eating a can of tuna for dinner, he's like a hobo |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:46:08): | He's just focused on his gains |
| Crater Pussy | (18:46:43): | I've done that before |
| Crater Pussy | (18:46:50): | Also sardines |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:46:55): | He has the same taste in food as the feral cats in my backyard |
| Local Slut | (18:47:23): | He's just eating like a little can straight up though |
| Local Slut | (18:47:31): | It's worse than when he ate a can of beans |
| Crater Pussy | (18:47:46): | I've done that too |
| Crater Pussy | (18:47:58): | Both tuna and beans |
| Local Slut | (18:48:11): | Lol |
| Local Slut | (18:48:20): | Why not season it or put it with something |
| Local Slut | (18:48:33): | I hate cooking and even I do thay |
| Crater Pussy | (18:48:33): | Laziness |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:49:59): | Why not just heat the beans |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:50:21): | I've eaten cans of beans before but not cold lol |
| Crater Pussy | (18:50:36): | I've never eaten beans straight out of the can. Just tuna. But I've had beans for dinner |
| Crater Pussy | (18:50:46): | From a can |
| Local Slut | (18:51:54): | Oh at least you heated them |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:52:04): | I've had beans from dinner but yea I removed them from a can and heated them in a pot. Then I ate them from the pot lol |
| Crater Pussy | (18:52:17): | Exactly |
| Brobocop | (21:56:23): | None |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:58:07): | Steve in a nutshell |
| Crater Pussy | (21:58:16): | My mom has such a hard time coming to terms with all the bad shit her company did |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:58:18): | You can cure cancer with natural herbs like spinach |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:58:42): | Well she was in charge of Vioxx right |
| Crater Pussy | (21:59:16): | To some extent, but I'm talking about all the other shit |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:59:22): | Big pharma does do some messed up shit |
| Crater Pussy | (21:59:25): | Like aids medication for Africa |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:59:58): | Haley dad's blood thinners are 4k for 21 pills here but in Canada it's 65 bucks though insurance industry is also partially to blame |
| Crater Pussy | (22:00:49): | Sanders 2016 |
| Local Slut | (22:00:52): | I just got back from CVS and they won't give me my medicine because my plan doesn't cover it lol and its 400 a bottle |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:01:15): | Colorado is putting a single payer system on the ballot |
| Crater Pussy | (22:01:22): | Jesus. What kind of shitty insurance does HP offer? |
| Local Slut | (22:01:28): | i took the regular plan |
| Local Slut | (22:01:44): | I think that my pills were rejected because they are not considered medically necessary |
| Local Slut | (22:01:46): | thats my guess |
| Local Slut | (22:01:52): | it's not like lipitor or something |
| Crater Pussy | (22:02:01): | Ah |
| Local Slut | (22:02:30): | so im voting sanders 2016 |
| Local Slut | (22:02:33): | i want free shit |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:02:50): | It's a disgrace it's not a right |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:03:06): | It's pathetic we don't have it as a first world nation honestly |
| Crater Pussy | (22:03:11): | Socialism doesn't mean free. Just that your tax money benefits taxpayers in the ways they should |
| Local Slut | (22:03:48): | i guess |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:04:52): | I honestly am starting to hate our policies |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:05:09): | We spend an absurd amount on the military |
| Crater Pussy | (22:05:32): | Because we're the world police |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:05:56): | We wouldn't even necessarily have to raise taxes if we just change how their used but defunding the military any amount is political suicide |
| Local Slut | (22:06:20): | like thats going to happen lol |
| Local Slut | (22:06:40): | we have embassies in every nation on earth just about |
| Crater Pussy | (22:06:44): | Not necessarily. We already did and no one suffered politically. Sequestration bruh |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:06:56): | And military bases everywhere |
| Local Slut | (22:07:25): | exactly |
| Crater Pussy | (22:07:52): | Embassies doing mean shit. Bases don't mean much either. It's JSOC and the CIA having the ability to assassinate individuals |
| Crater Pussy | (22:08:04): | Which was made illegal via the church commission |
| Crater Pussy | (22:08:27): | Embassies are primarily diplomatic |
| Crater Pussy | (22:08:38): | They do house some CIA personal |
| Crater Pussy | (22:09:46): | We definitely need an infrastructure overhaul |
| Crater Pussy | (22:10:07): | And we need to conquer Canada and Mexico. |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:10:42): | We don't need military bases everywhere. You saw how we still have one in that island on Japan and the older locals aren't exactly happy about it, having a foreign military presence doesn't exactly inspire good will |
| Local Slut | (22:12:04): | yea they're all too busy committing suicide in japan |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:12:39): | Lol. Our system is so fucked up though it's terrible. |
| Crater Pussy | (22:12:46): | Agreed, but that's not as pressing a matter as drones killing people in Yemen, Somalia, Pakistan, what have you. We're only creating more hate for our country\n\nWhich is in all honestly the plan of the military industrial folks |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:13:01): | I'm walking for bernie. Y'all should too if you agree with him |
| Crater Pussy | (22:13:17): | Walking? |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:13:20): | And yea there was a day when a drone attack killed 142 children in a foreign country that escapes me now |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:13:22): | Flyering |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:13:24): | Etc |
| Crater Pussy | (22:13:34): | I'm down |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:13:43): | Door knocking possibly. Idk I signed up to volunteer |
| Crater Pussy | (22:14:04): | Hillary is gonna get the nomination but I'm down to volunteer |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:15:31): | Yea it's not even about bernie now but getting third party legitimacy for future elections |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:15:47): | Well third candidate |
| Local Slut | (22:15:57): | Are Hilary's chances that good |
| Crater Pussy | (22:16:00): | The Republican party barely exists anymore |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:16:20): | The trumplicans |
| Crater Pussy | (22:16:20): | Hillary will get the nomination |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:16:25): | She will |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:16:36): | But that's cause she's part of the system |
| Crater Pussy | (22:16:45): | Regardless of Bernie's popularity |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:16:48): | I know that sounds hippie conspiracy theory but it's true |
| Crater Pussy | (22:16:58): | It's completely true |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:17:02): | Well she is out polling him now but she is also the status quo |
| Crater Pussy | (22:17:10): | It goes beyond that though |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:17:13): | She'd be another typical demand president |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:17:17): | Democratic* |
| Crater Pussy | (22:17:43): | Every president is pretty much moderate |
| Crater Pussy | (22:18:08): | Bernie is too far left for most conservatives |
| Crater Pussy | (22:18:26): | Hillary is tolerable to an extent because of her hawkishness |
| Crater Pussy | (22:18:46): | She can at least grab some votes from conservatives |
| Crater Pussy | (22:18:55): | Imagine Hillary v trump |
| Crater Pussy | (22:19:03): | Or Hillary v rubio |
| Crater Pussy | (22:19:31): | Bush is not likely to grab the GOP nomination |
| Local Slut | (22:19:39): | i got my money on jeb |
| Crater Pussy | (22:19:50): | Losing bet |
| Brobocop | (22:19:56): | I'm writing in Batman |
| Crater Pussy | (22:20:07): | I'd vote Wayne |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:20:12): | If the party doesn't nominate Jeb who do you think? It won't be trump |
| Crater Pussy | (22:20:48): | Sadly, it could be. Otherwise, Rubio or John Casick |
| Crater Pussy | (22:21:02): | Rubio would be the GOP version of Obama |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:21:50): | I don't think trump would want it. Rubio won't get it hell drop out |
| Crater Pussy | (22:21:52): | Casich is a moderate from Ohio, a swing states |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:22:08): | Casich is a good shout though |
| Crater Pussy | (22:22:19): | He's for gay marriage, so he can get some independent and liberal votes |
| Crater Pussy | (22:22:45): | Don't count out Rubio. He's from Florida, another swing state |
| Crater Pussy | (22:23:40): | And there's a distaste for establishment candidates. Rubio is a thing, first term senator |
| Crater Pussy | (22:23:46): | Young* |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:24:18): | Too raw and easy to attack though. He holds the record for not voting in Congress and idt is moderate enough think he's more for the future |
| Local Slut | (22:24:37): | rubio might be a good pick |
| Local Slut | (22:24:52): | but jeb is from florida too right |
| Crater Pussy | (22:25:53): | Yeah, but he's got like 95% of his brothers advisors. A lot of GOP don't agree with his brothers actions |
| Crater Pussy | (22:26:25): | And he's generally boring |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:27:11): | Idk honestly in a certain way I could care less who or what happens on the GOP side |
| Crater Pussy | (22:27:41): | John huntsman should've run |
| Crater Pussy | (22:28:03): | He's someone I'd consider voting for in the GOP |
| Local Slut | (22:28:31): | i cant wait for the religious right to get out of the GOP side so i can make decisions again |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:28:39): | Lol good luck with that |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:28:50): | Evangelical is a huge voting block for the GOP |
| Local Slut | (22:28:51): | it'll happen |
| Local Slut | (22:28:55): | it's only a recent thing |
| Local Slut | (22:29:00): | our generation is generally more secular |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:29:09): | You ever been down south? |
| Local Slut | (22:29:15): | yes |
| Local Slut | (22:29:18): | still pretty secular |
| Local Slut | (22:29:25): | overall, more than other generations |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:29:31): | Even just in Maryland there were kids my age my floor going to church and the teabag party marches |
| Local Slut | (22:29:38): | i mean gay marriage was legalized what this year? |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:29:40): | Back when it started |
| Local Slut | (22:29:59): | i'm talking about overall |
| Brobocop | (22:30:03): | I go to church |
| Local Slut | (22:30:04): | and you can go to church and still be somewhat liberal |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:30:08): | It'll lessen but it's still around |
| Local Slut | (22:30:11): | socially |
| Local Slut | (22:30:20): | yea but religion on the GOP side is a recent invention |
| Crater Pussy | (22:30:37): | It began in the 1950s |
| Local Slut | (22:31:25): | i thought it was with the moral majority in the 80s |
| Crater Pussy | (22:32:04): | It's an anomaly that our country is first world, makes as much as we do, and is still so religiously inclined |
| Local Slut | (22:32:26): | for better or for worse it is just part of the country's heritage |
| Crater Pussy | (22:32:50): | That may be so, but only because kids in the 50s were then a strong voting block in the 80s |
| Local Slut | (22:33:48): | just seems like people are more socially liberal now and people only care about social issues 90% of the time |
| Crater Pussy | (22:35:25): | Socially we are obviously not liberal. Problem is liberals tend to limit their voting to presidential elections. Conservatives destroy liberals in midterm and state elections |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:35:31): | Nah remeber California voted down gay marriage not to long ago |
| Crater Pussy | (22:35:41): | Sorry, we are obviously liberal |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:35:45): | And josh is right |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:36:10): | Any off year election/one with low turnout conservatives win most of the time |
| Brobocop | (22:36:29): | I'm not liberal |
| Local Slut | (22:36:49): | socially you are more than you think i'd imagine |
| Crater Pussy | (22:37:38): | Also, gerrimandering allows the party in power to manipulate the district of their voters, thereby rigging the election. |
| Local Slut | (22:37:58): | yup it's bullshit |
| Crater Pussy | (22:38:24): | California has been very good about not being able to redistrict via gerrimandering |
| Crater Pussy | (22:38:59): | I say mandatory voting. Get taxed more if you don't |
| Crater Pussy | (22:39:15): | It's failed miserably in other countries actually |
| Local Slut | (22:40:10): | mandatory voting? |
| Local Slut | (22:40:13): | fuck that lol |
| Crater Pussy | (22:42:00): | It would never fly |
| Local Slut | (22:42:16): | if they forced me to vote i would actively campaign for trump |
| Crater Pussy | (22:42:29): | I wouldn't even advocate for it. Only 10% of citizens even know what is going on |
| Local Slut | (22:43:26): | i know i sure don't lol |
| Crater Pussy | (22:43:54): | I do wholeheartedly feel that the VP should act more like a prime minister |
| Crater Pussy | (22:44:46): | In essence the voters deciding on the leadership of one house of the legislative body |
| Crater Pussy | (22:45:12): | John Adams did it. People just didn't like him |
| Local Slut | (22:47:24): | what do you mean |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:48:09): | I do think an election should be a holiday so people can vote |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:48:26): | You marginalize poor voters who have to work instead of vote |
| Crater Pussy | (22:48:28): | Agreed. |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:48:34): | Lest they risk their job |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:48:56): | No one's gonna vote if it puts their rent or next meal at risk |
| Crater Pussy | (22:49:13): | So I'm saying that the VP, who is president of the Senate, should act more in a capacity similar to that of the Speaker of the House |
| Local Slut | (22:49:31): | assuming all poor people are properly equipped and informed to vote |
| Crater Pussy | (22:49:40): | The VP should lead the legislative agenda in the Senate |
| Crater Pussy | (22:50:21): | That's beside the point. A great number of people neglect to vote because it's too much of a financial risk to do so |
| Crater Pussy | (22:51:11): | Also, many states have stymied the ability to vote early |
| Local Slut | (22:51:20): | cant you vote early? my grandparents did that |
| Crater Pussy | (22:51:47): | Many states, no |
| Crater Pussy | (22:52:04): | And they limit the number of places where you can vote |
| Crater Pussy | (22:52:16): | Making it harder to get to the actual voting location |
| Crater Pussy | (22:52:37): | Federalism is a son of a bitch |
| Local Slut | (22:53:29): | what if hte poor people all vote for trump |
| Local Slut | (22:53:48): | you'll regret those polling busses then |
| Crater Pussy | (22:53:59): | That'd be their choice. Point is to facilitate their ability to do so |
| Local Slut | (22:54:37): | i thought it was more of an issue for old people anyway |
| Local Slut | (22:54:46): | like the polls that require a photo id for example |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:54:56): | Old people vote more than most |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:55:05): | They got nothing else going on |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:55:27): | And a lot of them are conservative |
| Crater Pussy | (22:55:39): | Actually also affects poor inner city people drastically because they don't typically dive |
| Crater Pussy | (22:55:51): | Drive* |
| Local Slut | (22:55:57): | no conservatives love to block the old vote lol |
| Crater Pussy | (22:56:39): | Also ridiculous that ex cons can't vote in most states |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:58:17): | Most old people are conservative |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:58:40): | In low turnout elections old people drill vote a lot |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:59:00): | They don't work or have other obligations so they have time to vote |
| Local Slut | (22:59:26): | old people just vote for whoever gives em handouts lol |
| Local Slut | (22:59:40): | medicaid, social security, etc |
| Brony With A Bony | (23:00:08): | Yea aarp ia strong but social values are conservative for older people |
| Brony With A Bony | (23:00:14): | Is* |
| Brobocop | (23:00:35): | Hey AARP doesn't just help old peole |
| Brobocop | (23:00:45): | They really expanded since the 80s |
| Brony With A Bony | (23:19:48): | None |
| Brony With A Bony | (23:19:53): | Old people vote the most |
| Local Slut | (23:23:35): | 2008 was a good year for voting |
| Brobocop | (23:23:50): | I wonder why |
| Brony With A Bony | (23:24:42): | Cool black guy ran for prez |
| Local Slut | (23:26:06): | cool clock obama |
| Local Slut | (23:30:25): | guys lets tackle the real issues |
| Local Slut | (23:30:27): | the real america |
| Local Slut | (23:30:29): | http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/ |
| Local Slut | (23:30:50): | i want bernie sanders to talk about this |
| Crater Pussy | (23:33:27): | I like how in the article they day the say that the sausage was victimized |
| Crater Pussy | (23:33:42): | They say* |
| Local Slut | (23:34:06): | they probably put it right back on the shelves too |
| Brobocop | (23:36:54): | #yesallsuasages |
| Local Slut | (23:40:46): | now im watching ben carson clips on youtube |
| Local Slut | (23:40:51): | he can't be real lol |
| Local Slut | (23:41:18): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB11Nd5T-Io |
| Crater Pussy | (23:47:46): | He's in it to sell books. He's the Herman Cain of 2016 and not because he's black |
| Crater Pussy | (23:48:08): | He's also leading in Iowa polls |
| Brobocop | (23:49:03): | None |
| Saturday, 24 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (08:00:49): | Who did this. Who put a fucking no American in this Game. USA |
| Local Slut | (12:59:47): | You guys around tonight? |
| Crater Pussy | (13:09:23): | Yeah |
| Brobocop | (16:44:11): | You guys wants to go out |
| Crater Pussy | (16:44:52): | Where to? |
| Brobocop | (16:45:18): | Well we can go to Morristown. I have never bedn |
| Crater Pussy | (16:49:21): | It's just bars |
| Brobocop | (17:06:07): | So |
| Crater Pussy | (17:13:02): | I'm not one to see the value in driving 45 minutes away to go to a bar |
| Brobocop | (17:20:43): | Well NB is played out plus Rutgers is playing tonight |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:37:36): | I'm out tonight. Haleys cousin from Vermont is in who she never met so I'm here with that still. Tomorrow is steves birthday but after his dinner don't think I'm doing anything |
| Crater Pussy | (19:15:26): | I got it, let's get gay married |
| Crater Pussy | (19:15:37): | Then go to a gun range |
| Crater Pussy | (19:15:57): | And then go karting |
| Crater Pussy | (19:16:44): | And attend municipal hearings on the toxicity of the county's water |
| Crater Pussy | (19:17:01): | Then get gay divorced |
| Crater Pussy | (19:17:34): | No prenup. I'm in it for Pete's HP $$$$ |
| Sunday, 25 October 2015 |
| Local Slut | (11:41:08): | None |
| Brony With A Bony | (11:55:15): | Fucking pivot tables bruh |
| Brony With A Bony | (11:55:22): | Also there's a new sam story |
| Local Slut | (12:14:04): | What did she do this time |
| Crater Pussy | (12:24:24): | Regale us |
| Crater Pussy | (12:24:48): | Also, walking dead? |
| Brobocop | (12:25:32): | I got a party in the city |
| Local Slut | (12:25:44): | Get crunk |
| Brony With A Bony | (12:26:42): | I want the materials first there's a text one of her friends sent to everyone she knew calling her a huge slut |
| Brony With A Bony | (12:26:48): | It was sent to Sam's mom too |
| Brony With A Bony | (12:26:54): | Loris gonna find it for me |
| Local Slut | (12:28:19): | Damn |
| Crater Pussy | (12:28:30): | Woah |
| Brony With A Bony | (12:28:50): | Yea Sam's not the only crazy one in this story |
| Crater Pussy | (12:28:54): | Did they mention the unprotected butt sex |
| Brony With A Bony | (12:29:08): | I hope I have haven't seen it yet |
| Brobocop | (14:54:27): | Where the details |
| Crater Pussy | (14:57:48): | Perhaps I can butt sex the crazy out of her |
| Brobocop | (14:58:40): | I don't know any man can |
| Brony With A Bony | (15:25:08): | Lol she just got here. There was a long ass "this friendship is over" text also sam was the less crazy one but that may change once sam tells the whole story |
| Crater Pussy | (15:26:18): | Very interesting |
| Brobocop | (15:26:36): | Take a video |
| Crater Pussy | (15:26:50): | Voice recording |
| Crater Pussy | (16:00:30): | Where the play by play? |
| Local Slut | (16:29:52): | also unrelated but would you guys want to potentially do bar trivia on wednesday, 8pm @ fox & hound? |
| Brony With A Bony | (16:30:41): | Me and haley are down for trivia and I'm trying to get the full story |
| Crater Pussy | (16:32:19): | Yeah, I'm down |
| Crater Pussy | (16:33:52): | Is our team name www.doing.biz? |
| Crater Pussy | (16:34:00): | Free advertising |
| Local Slut | (16:34:36): | it could be |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:04:29): | Sam was surprised we all remembered what happened during my grad party between her and josh lol |
| Brobocop | (18:28:55): | We all weren't drino |
| Crater Pussy | (18:29:33): | Neither was she |
| Local Slut | (18:30:41): | So did Sam do porn yet |
| Brobocop | (18:35:37): | They wouldn't want her |
| Crater Pussy | (18:45:36): | Those Miami folk would |
| Monday, 26 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (08:27:28): | So we never got the stroy |
| Brobocop | (08:29:25): | Also Bruce Wayne is going to be batman. Not death stroke due to the correlation to sucide squad. But I think the man Vilian is Dawn of Justice isn't superman. But doomsday |
| Brobocop | (11:21:00): | Practice tonight. Muay Thai And Cardio. Who's in? |
| Brony With A Bony | (11:22:16): | Probably working late |
| Local Slut | (11:24:22): | Can't tonight |
| Local Slut | (12:39:58): | http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/red-meat-bacon-hot-dogs-processed-meats-cause-cancer-dangerous-smoking/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=pbsofficial&utm_campaign=newshour |
| Brobocop | (12:45:18): | Well fuck. Luckily I'm a big turkey guy\n |
| Brony With A Bony | (12:55:22): | Top post on keto now lol. "...linked to 3 extra cases of bowel cancer per 100,000 adults" |
| Brobocop | (12:59:15): | I'm going with PBS over random people on the Internet |
| Brobocop | (12:59:49): | Brian for real. I gave talked to doctors. You are going to fuck up your liver |
| Brony With A Bony | (13:00:36): | 3 in 100000 adults is in the article lol |
| Brony With A Bony | (13:00:52): | And we'll see, blood results come back tomorrow I just called. |
| Local Slut | (13:06:58): | 3/100,000? i'll take those odds |
| Local Slut | (13:07:01): | i do it for yo ubacon |
| Crater Pussy | (13:07:24): | I've been saying this shit for 20 years |
| Brony With A Bony | (13:07:41): | Since you were 5 huh |
| Local Slut | (13:08:06): | my brother has been saying the same shit too lol |
| Crater Pussy | (13:08:33): | Since I was 5 |
| Local Slut | (13:08:34): | probably good to lay off the processed meat and keep red meat as something eaten sparsely i guess |
| Crater Pussy | (13:08:44): | That's what I do |
| Brobocop | (13:09:03): | I only eat dinosaur meat now |
| Local Slut | (13:10:50): | jack lalanne had the right idea |
| Local Slut | (13:10:52): | if it tastes good spit it out |
| Crater Pussy | (13:12:12): | There's goes all the semen in my fridge |
| Local Slut | (13:13:22): | i guess you dont eat a lot of pineapple |
| Crater Pussy | (13:16:23): | I shit you not, CNN just put this on tv as a story they're about to run: "Report: Russians to attack the internet" |
| Brony With A Bony | (13:16:41): | Time to combine our clash forces |
| Local Slut | (13:19:04): | all of the internet or just the good parts? |
| Brony With A Bony | (13:19:31): | "Woman arrested for master baring with Jimmy dean sausage in Walmart bathroom" is humanity even worth fighting for? |
| Brony With A Bony | (13:19:39): | Masturbating* |
| Crater Pussy | (13:19:48): | No |
| Crater Pussy | (13:19:54): | We are horrible |
| Local Slut | (13:20:12): | doesn't she know that those jimmy dean sausages cause cancer? |
| Brobocop | (13:51:18): | None |
| Crater Pussy | (14:14:10): | I'm gonna have to pass on trivia this week. Republican debate is on |
| Local Slut | (14:17:51): | Really josh |
| Crater Pussy | (14:18:20): | I just realized I could DVR it |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:18:25): | Oh that's that night? I'll just dvr it |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:18:33): | Yea and it'll be on demand |
| Local Slut | (14:18:37): | youre going to spend your night watching a bunch of 50 year old men debate over what football team jesus would have rooted for |
| Brobocop | (14:18:58): | The saints duh |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:19:03): | The Patriots is the correct answer |
| Brobocop | (14:19:04): | Or the cardinals |
| Crater Pussy | (14:19:33): | What time does trivia start? |
| Crater Pussy | (14:19:43): | And what are the prizes? |
| Local Slut | (14:19:51): | no idea, no idea |
| Local Slut | (14:19:52): | watch the debate if you want lol |
| Crater Pussy | (14:20:07): | Nah, let's do trivia |
| Local Slut | (14:20:08): | honestly it will prob be funny |
| Crater Pussy | (14:20:13): | I'll watch debate after |
| Crater Pussy | (14:20:20): | They always are |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:20:45): | I want to see trump head to head with carson |
| Local Slut | (14:21:51): | watch that video i posted where ben carson says he wants a government agency to monitor colleges for extreme political bias, so he can remove federal funding |
| Crater Pussy | (14:22:36): | That's what he wants the dept of education to become |
| Crater Pussy | (14:23:04): | He in essence wants to destroy the infrastructure that allowed him to get the education he received |
| Brobocop | (14:23:28): | I'm all for that. After I get it. It should be destroyed |
| Local Slut | (14:23:28): | yeah hes a fucking retard |
| Local Slut | (14:23:37): | good point |
| Local Slut | (14:23:56): | watching a GOP debate will do nothing but offend you |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:24:33): | It can be funny too |
| Local Slut | (14:26:49): | true |
| Local Slut | (14:27:32): | or GOP debate drinking game |
| Crater Pussy | (14:28:06): | Brian and I drank a lot during the debates 4 years ago |
| Local Slut | (14:30:03): | yea but those werent nearly as fun as the GOP D Team now lol |
| Crater Pussy | (14:30:46): | Herman Cain. Rick santorum. Michelle bachman |
| Crater Pussy | (14:31:02): | Ron Paul |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:31:30): | I'd remeber smoking and watching the GOP debates lol |
| Crater Pussy | (14:31:48): | Scotch was definitely involved |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:32:02): | I wasn't say it was mutually exclusive |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:32:05): | Saying* |
| Crater Pussy | (14:32:24): | This round is far worse though with trump and Carson |
| Crater Pussy | (14:32:41): | And the sheer number of people running is embarrassing |
| Local Slut | (14:33:57): | i like the democrat guy who bragged about killing a man |
| Crater Pussy | (14:36:37): | He's no longer running as a democrat |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:37:26): | And Chafee who tried to explain a bad decision by saying it was his first day |
| Crater Pussy | (14:38:01): | He's out too |
| Local Slut | (14:38:21): | Jim webb |
| Local Slut | (14:38:22): | my boy |
| Crater Pussy | (14:38:32): | Also, O'Malley was called Carcetti to his face on the daily show |
| Brony With A Bony | (14:39:04): | It's funny cause he hates the wire |
| Local Slut | (14:39:40): | he really wanted everyone to call him Omar |
| Local Slut | (14:41:33): | btw if you guys dont want to do trivia they have it other days, only thing is that you'd all have to drive a bit otherwise because fox is the only really local bar |
| Crater Pussy | (14:42:03): | I'm down for Wednesday |
| Local Slut | (14:42:28): | i understand the need to see ben carson say that dumping thousands of tons of pollution into the air daily has zero affect on the environment or climate |
| Local Slut | (14:42:44): | http://www.joetrivia.com/index.html |
| Crater Pussy | (15:01:57): | 8pm. Let's do it |
| GroupMe | (15:02:59): | Crater Pussy changed name to Cock Juggling Thundercunt |
| Brobocop | (21:03:37): | Guess who is no longer moribly obese and just obese on the BMI scale |
| Brobocop | (21:06:20): | Also would any of you guys like to go to a reptile show with me at some point |
| Local Slut | (21:20:08): | Sure |
| Local Slut | (21:20:19): | As long as I get to hold some snakes and I don't mean the reptiles |
| Local Slut | (21:20:30): | And congrats on the obesity |
| Brobocop | (21:20:46): | Hey oh |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:21:16): | O la la and congrats next stop overweight |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:21:56): | I don't mean that sarcastically I was happy moving from obese to overweight |
| Brobocop | (21:24:47): | I do mean this sarcastically. Titties |
| Local Slut | (21:26:13): | Gotta say this seems like the skinniest ivr ever seen you |
| Brobocop | (21:26:51): | You didn't see me at fetus form. I was shredded |
| Tuesday, 27 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (16:05:00): | A judge ruled all beer is craft beer |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (16:05:56): | It's based on output/volume. Don't see how that's gonna work |
| Local Slut | (16:07:36): | Finally I can enjoy my bud light platinum |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:41:02): | Blood test results in |
| Brobocop | (17:41:22): | And you still a faggot |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (17:41:44): | How many of the herpes do you got? |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:41:44): | They said they never seen blood so smooth |
| Brobocop | (17:41:59): | Because your blood is gravy |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (17:42:22): | What was this test for? |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:42:37): | Lipid profile and blood glucose to check if I was at risk for diabetes |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (17:43:03): | O. Whatever happened with Steve and your dad? |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:43:36): | LDL is still high but is lower than beforre, last time my tryglercides where in the high range now there below normal which they said was really good and my blood glucose is normal so for right now I'm ok with that |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:43:45): | My dad is diabetic and my brother is prediabetic |
| Brobocop | (17:44:16): | Liver Eymnze |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:44:18): | Other than that just slightly vitamin d deficient as usual lol |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:44:32): | It was fine I was worried about it too |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:44:49): | They said only my LDL was slightly high that was it |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:44:56): | But it's moving in the right direction |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:45:25): | I'll make an excel spreadsheet of it |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (17:45:56): | But the test did find that you still a faggot, right? |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:46:07): | 100% |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (17:46:23): | That's my boy |
| Brobocop | (17:47:30): | My blood test came back too actually today. Everything is good expect my good cholesterol is low |
| Brony With A Bony | (17:48:37): | Blood test brothers |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (17:48:38): | Fuck Lester and all his cho and ol |
| Brobocop | (17:52:50): | You aren't a fan of the Cubs Pitcher? |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (17:53:34): | I've not the slightest clue what that means |
| Brobocop | (17:54:56): | Getting my viriginty back |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (17:56:28): | Some serious joysticks |
| Brobocop | (17:56:46): | I got three sets |
| Brobocop | (17:56:54): | 2 d pads |
| Local Slut | (17:57:15): | So you got the d huh ;) |
| Local Slut | (17:57:23): | Let me know how halo is |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:37:50): | Wanna leave for Fox around 715-730 tomorrow? Figure we get there a little early for sign up and a drink or something |
| Brobocop | (18:39:11): | Can't. The games on then |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:39:59): | You're in the minority, chump |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:40:22): | I'm sure the game will be on at Fox |
| Brobocop | (18:43:17): | I want watch the game |
| Brobocop | (18:43:23): | So I'm not going |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:50:09): | Even if it's on at Fox? |
| Local Slut | (18:53:33): | We are going to a sports bar lol |
| Local Slut | (18:53:54): | Might be mobbed there now that I think of it tho |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:54:15): | It will be |
| Brobocop | (18:57:12): | I want to watch the game. Not play trivia with the game in the background. Pete is the Celtics were in the championship you would want to watch. Brian if Arsenal was in the cup you'd want to watch. Josh if there was an NPR podcast about craft beer you'd want to watch. |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:58:04): | I want to watch the debate, but I'm recording it. I'm still down for trivia |
| Local Slut | (19:04:49): | I do get what you're saying Marc |
| Local Slut | (19:05:03): | I mean it is the mets in the world series |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (19:05:21): | Eh |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (19:06:30): | If Fox is gonna be packed for the game, we should call and see if they're even gonna be holding trivia tomorrow |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:09:54): | I get ya marc |
| Local Slut | (19:10:27): | We can always go on Thursday |
| Brobocop | (19:11:03): | No game Thursday |
| Brobocop | (19:11:28): | Well the Dolphins play the Pats but I can skim that |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (19:11:28): | Yeah, let's do that. Who wants to watch the debate? |
| Local Slut | (19:11:58): | I might |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:13:07): | I would |
| Brobocop | (19:40:03): | Nope |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:21:37): | Who are we thinking is the odds on winner of the debate tomorrow? Or who sees the biggest bump the following day |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:21:51): | My money is on John casich |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:36:51): | Ben carson to crash |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:37:08): | Also I can't do Thursday my dad has a fundraiser |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:38:22): | Any fun gonna be had? |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:38:35): | I'm still down for Thursday trivia |
| Local Slut | (21:56:35): | Thing is you might have to go far for trivia on Thursday. Fox is the closest place to you guys and that's every Wednesday |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:57:11): | Where's Thursday? |
| Local Slut | (21:57:57): | Locations for every day are here http://www.joetrivia.com/ |
| Local Slut | (21:58:22): | Jessie and I have done this in west orange before |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:59:31): | Thought you already has a place in mind for Thursday from the list. I'll take a look later |
| Local Slut | (22:00:38): | We need a full group anyway so someone can answer sports trivia |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (22:01:11): | Definitely not me |
| Local Slut | (22:01:42): | Same |
| Brobocop | (22:15:52): | I got it |
| Wednesday, 28 October 2015 |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (11:02:10): | Apparently, the theme for tonight's debate is Jobs and the Economy. Should be a good one |
| Local Slut | (11:02:46): | Oh boy |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (11:04:12): | Guarantee Trump will say that Latinos love him and that he employs thousands of them |
| Local Slut | (11:05:22): | Latinos love him! Doctors HATE him! |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (11:06:01): | Good thing there's a doctor on stage. Let the hate flow through you |
| Local Slut | (11:06:54): | Ben Carson is the devil |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (11:08:37): | The devil is significantly more intelligent |
| Local Slut | (11:09:33): | the man wants to turn the department of education into the Thought Police |
| Brony With A Bony | (11:13:05): | He's leading trump now on iowa |
| Brony With A Bony | (11:13:09): | In* |
| Brony With A Bony | (11:13:19): | Truly makes me believe anything is possible |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (11:13:52): | He's leading in national polling |
| Local Slut | (11:13:57): | Time to campaign for Trump |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (11:14:10): | NYT poll yesterday |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (13:00:12): | Breaking bad season 6 behind filming in December. Walt is in DEA custody, then breaks out of prison. Huge manhunt for Jesse |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (13:00:19): | Begins* |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (13:00:43): | http://nbc.com.co/vince-gilligan-announces-breaking-bad-season-6-begins-shooting-december-2015-walt-did-not-die/ |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (13:02:07): | Nevermind. This is a joke |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (13:02:18): | Some game NBC site |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (13:02:21): | Fake* |
| Local Slut | (13:03:12): | On a related note josh did you hear all the theories about the death last week on the walking dead and how that character is still alive |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (13:04:13): | I didn't read anything, but it was curious when they didn't show the character's full body in the shot. |
| Brobocop | (17:25:16): | Get Halo you Faggot |
| Local Slut | (17:25:50): | But I didn't like 4 |
| Brobocop | (17:26:27): | It doesn't matter what you like |
| Brobocop | (17:26:33): | You buy it like a good American |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:20:52): | Debate starts at 8. Pete and Brian, you're down to watch, right? |
| Local Slut | (18:28:48): | Debating if I want to drive to edison or not cuz of the weather lol |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:30:06): | Understandable |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:40:43): | I am |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:42:37): | Cool |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:45:03): | Well maybe actually I just got off work idk if I want to spend my time on people definitely not voting for |
| Local Slut | (18:47:30): | It's not like Trump and carson will sway your opinions tonight |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:53:54): | Let's be honest, you're not gonna vote for Hillary, you're voting against Trump or whoever the GOP nominates |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:54:23): | Plus, it's a fucking shit show |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:54:59): | I'm not voting for Hillary either she's terrible. Hates freedom |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:55:41): | A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:58:26): | Bernie ain't getting the nomination. You're probably voting Hillary |
| Brony With A Bony | (18:59:27): | I'm voting sanders whether or not he's nominated it's the fact that there isn't a viable third party candidate that causes so many problems |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:59:47): | I'm voting Bernie too |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:00:24): | Getting scared to vote for Hillary because then the GOP wins plays into both parties interest in keeping the two party status quo |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (19:14:37): | Fareed zakaria did an interesting piece on if the US were a parliamentary system like Canada, which has a viable third party |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (19:15:23): | It can be argued that the tea party and libertarians are their own parties |
| Brobocop | (19:42:39): | I want a dictatorship. Make things simple |
| Local Slut | (19:43:24): | I'm sick of this voting shit |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:44:21): | Yea once every 4 years? I'm not a fucking leap year |
| Local Slut | (19:45:38): | Now the Jews want to become president too |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:46:21): | I miss the days when the person I didn't want to be president was another white guy |
| Local Slut | (19:47:08): | Here's a brain buster for you, is it racist to not vote for Ben carson? |
| Local Slut | (19:47:35): | "no thanks, we already had one black president" |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:50:00): | We filled out quote for 2 centuries |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:50:03): | Quota* |
| Local Slut | (19:50:46): | i won't be satisfied until our president is a vietnamese transgendered lesbian in a wheelchair |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:51:44): | I won't be till its an illegal immigrants who finally took America's greatest job |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:51:56): | And he does it for 10 dollars an hour |
| Local Slut | (19:53:48): | illegal immigrants? I think you mean multicultural cosmopolitans currently not official members of the US |
| Brobocop | (20:08:37): | You mean sand niggers |
| Local Slut | (21:18:12): | Why are the republicans still talking about gay marriage like its still an issue lol |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:18:29): | What are they saying |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:18:41): | Honestly, CNBC is doing a pretty shitty job |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:18:58): | Are they bring asked if they would revoke it/the supreme court acting as law makers |
| Local Slut | (21:19:00): | Calling out Carson for using a product by a gay friendly company or something. This debate is retarded |
| Local Slut | (21:19:13): | Nope they are just saying dumb shit |
| Local Slut | (21:24:03): | rubio is a little shit |
| Local Slut | (21:26:11): | also i love trump |
| Local Slut | (21:26:17): | he just flings shit constantly |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:28:48): | What did trump say |
| Local Slut | (21:29:19): | he just keeps denying what people are quoting him as saying |
| Local Slut | (21:29:24): | and yelling at rubio lol |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:30:18): | Rubio will probably end up winning the debate. Or Cruz |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:30:30): | Cruz is the scariest of them all |
| Local Slut | (21:31:17): | ben carson reminds me of a kid who was daydreaming in class and then the teacher calls on him to answer a question and he has to make something up on the spot |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:32:54): | It's a fucking joke that half of these questions are even asked. The President can't get any of this shit done. President doesn't draft policy |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:33:07): | They sign shit into law. And control the military |
| Local Slut | (21:33:47): | yea but this is the same at all debates |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:34:54): | There's ten of them on stage all fighting for a sound bite |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:35:11): | You can't have a debate in 30 second intervals |
| Local Slut | (21:35:30): | true |
| Local Slut | (21:35:36): | chris christie didnt even talk yet lol |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:36:04): | He has a few times. He just talks about Hillary |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:36:22): | My boy kasich shit the bed |
| Local Slut | (21:36:23): | and how much he likes to eat at the boardwalk |
| Local Slut | (21:36:42): | i forgot mike CUCKabee is even running |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:37:17): | Half of these people are running a book campaign |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:37:52): | Carson halted his Iowa campaign to sell books |
| Local Slut | (21:38:02): | yea same with rubio |
| Local Slut | (21:38:22): | not a bad idea though because only two or three prob will be considered for a nomination anyway |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:39:47): | Kasich completely deflected on weed. And mentioned overdoses |
| Local Slut | (21:39:58): | now let me talk about income inequality lol |
| Local Slut | (21:40:18): | he's probably thinking "shit they know i'm high" |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:40:33): | And Ohio, the state he's governor of has recreational on the ballot next week |
| Local Slut | (21:40:49): | what the fuck is he talking about |
| Local Slut | (21:40:56): | he didnt answer the question |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:41:23): | Who kasich? |
| Local Slut | (21:41:28): | yea |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:41:28): | He dodged his first question too |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:41:36): | Is he down with the sickness now? |
| Local Slut | (21:41:36): | they asked him what he thought about legalization |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:41:37): | Current Ohio governor |
| Local Slut | (21:41:43): | and he started talking about income inequality |
| Local Slut | (21:41:48): | and went on a rant till commercial |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:41:54): | I saw Fiorina avoid the question about taxing Internet stores earlier |
| Local Slut | (21:42:07): | i hate politicans |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:42:40): | Most of them. |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:42:45): | There some good ones |
| Local Slut | (21:43:01): | trump is the only one who is not saying politican crap |
| Local Slut | (21:43:15): | deflecting questions and going on single mom rants |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:43:26): | That's why a lot of people like trump lol |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:43:35): | He's the opposite of the cookie cutter politician |
| Local Slut | (21:43:40): | i have to say his views are fucked up but he is by far the best one there |
| Brony With A Bony | (21:44:11): | He used to be a huge liberal too |
| Local Slut | (21:44:50): | my nigga |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:45:05): | The only other one running that sounds genuine when he speaks is Rick santorum, as sad as it is to say |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (21:45:26): | Cruz is the furthest thing from it |
| Local Slut | (21:46:38): | rubio has some big ass ears |
| Local Slut | (21:55:08): | ohio guy is my least favoriie guy up there, i want to punch him right in his suck hle |
| Local Slut | (21:55:10): | hole |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (22:04:50): | Huckabee just said cute Alzheimer's and cancer to help keep medicare going |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (22:04:59): | Cure* |
| Brony With A Bony | (22:16:56): | Wow |
| Local Slut | (22:18:21): | Trump is a god |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (22:20:26): | I feel like in the future, there shouldn't be 10 debates or whatever it is. It should be a week or month long event. Like debate playoffs or something. Head to head debates. \n\nOtherwise it's just a shouting match with all candidates. |
| Local Slut | (22:20:29): | My brother is still laughing at the huckabee cure cancer lone |
| Local Slut | (22:20:32): | Line |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (22:21:00): | It's such a ridiculous line. Just cure cancer, ya turkeys |
| Local Slut | (22:21:19): | Well he's not wrong |
| Local Slut | (22:21:30): | But then oncologists will lose their jobs |
| Local Slut | (22:21:45): | Can't cure cancer and stimulate the economy , huckabee catch 22 |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (22:22:12): | He's not wrong, but you can't just "cure cancer" |
| Local Slut | (22:23:13): | Just eat apples ya dummy |
| Local Slut | (22:23:29): | Maybe Mike Huckabee has the cure |
| Thursday, 29 October 2015 |
| Brobocop | (08:52:54): | The Kazooie hair needs to make a come back |
| Brobocop | (19:32:52): | Halloween. What we doing |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (19:36:03): | What you wanna do? What's your costume? |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:38:09): | Haleys friend invited her to Hoboken. I'm being Paul rudd. |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:38:19): | Can't wait to entertayne ya |
| Brobocop | (19:56:37): | I'm being Bruce Wayne |
| Brony With A Bony | (19:57:56): | Lori and Sam want to come too |
| Brobocop | (20:00:05): | I'll go. I want to see Josh and SAMs budding romance |
| Brobocop | (20:05:36): | And not Barfbeitoe. A Surface to Air Missel |
| Brony With A Bony | (20:06:44): | ? |
| Brobocop | (20:07:21): | SAM stands for Surface to Air Missile. Looks like Brian isn't a true Patriot |
| Friday, 30 October 2015 |
| Local Slut | (09:14:25): | i'll be in south jersey tomorrow so i cant do anything for halloween unfortunately |
| Local Slut | (09:14:34): | and today's my brothers birthday so we are going out tonight |
| Brobocop | (09:23:48): | Alright this is how it's gunna go down. Josh is gunna hit on Sam all night. And when she goes in for the kiss. He goes. I can't believe I didn't see it before. It was right I front of me. And kisses Brian straight on the mouth and says lets bone in the dance floor. Then I drop down from the rafters and get in on the action. Pete being close by and his bro job sense went off. Drops in |
| Brobocop | (09:24:05): | I should write fan fiction |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (09:24:42): | I'm in. |
| Brony With A Bony | (09:26:43): | I love me some erotica friend fiction |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (09:49:05): | I don't have a costume |
| Brony With A Bony | (09:50:09): | Be 3 hole punch josh |
| Local Slut | (09:50:32): | Go as Bernie Sanders in his 20s |
| Brobocop | (10:14:51): | Anyone want to come to practice tomorrow |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (10:15:32): | Possibly. I'll let you know |
| Brobocop | (10:16:39): | If you want to stay for all three I can drive but if you want to just do one or two I'll give you the adress |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (15:34:27): | Free beer tasting at oak tree liquor store at 5-7 if anyone is down. I'm gonna go |
| Brobocop | (15:42:26): | The one by my house? |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (15:42:41): | Yeah |
| Local Slut | (15:43:53): | Ah yes Miller Genuine Draft |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (15:44:25): | It's a local brewery |
| Brobocop | (15:44:41): | I'll go |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (15:45:45): | Other than that, what my peeps doing tonight? |
| Local Slut | (15:49:25): | Got concert tickets for my brother's birthday , won't be around |
| Brobocop | (16:14:11): | Game 3 |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (17:06:34): | I'm gonna head to the beer tasting now. Feel free to meet me there. Only gonna stay for 10-15 minutes |
| Brobocop | (17:11:31): | Aight. I'll head over |
| Brobocop | (17:21:07): | I'm here slut |
| Local Slut | (17:28:25): | Hoes |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (18:35:45): | Maybe I'll go as a neckbeard |
| Brobocop | (19:03:23): | That haberno beer is a real kick. I like it |
| Local Slut | (19:04:18): | Right at the stage gate at the streetlight show, this is sick |
| Brony With A Bony | (20:28:18): | Apparently sam is above paying taxes |
| Brony With A Bony | (20:28:37): | She hasn't paid any taxes on her job |
| Brony With A Bony | (20:28:59): | Says it's not her problem, her dad will pay the back taxes when that happens |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (20:29:10): | This may be the dumbest individual I've ever encountered |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (20:29:39): | She playing walking dead with us? |
| Brony With A Bony | (20:29:41): | The one who got away from you josh |
| Brobocop | (20:30:07): | Wait what |
| Brobocop | (20:30:19): | Taxes get taken out auto sticky |
| Brobocop | (20:30:48): | Is she not claiming ? |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (20:30:58): | But you can withhold a certain amount, ie, dependants and what not |
| Brobocop | (20:31:15): | That's what I thought |
| Brobocop | (20:31:23): | She's not claiming |
| Brobocop | (20:31:30): | She's fucking retarded |
| Local Slut | (20:32:20): | Seriously how is she not doing porn |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (20:32:55): | We need to subtly suggest it until she considers it. Inception |
| Brony With A Bony | (20:35:30): | She's getting paid under the table |
| Local Slut | (20:35:37): | Like I don't understand how she exists |
| Brony With A Bony | (20:35:43): | And also the unprotected butt sex thing is confirmed |
| Brony With A Bony | (20:35:46): | Nobody does |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (20:36:17): | What, she straight up told you she gets it raw in the butt? |
| Brony With A Bony | (20:36:29): | Not her but lori |
| Local Slut | (20:36:30): | With strangers? |
| Brobocop | (20:36:39): | I mean we could have all guessed it |
| Brony With A Bony | (20:37:24): | Apparently it was her ex bf edward |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (20:37:29): | She confirmed that a while ago when we joked that she Sam did that. Lori gave us this look like, "Well..." |
| GroupMe | (20:37:32): | Local Slut changed name to No Condom, No Problem |
| Brony With A Bony | (20:37:51): | The man who cucked josh |
| Cock Juggling Thundercunt | (20:38:15): | Lifesaver |
| GroupMe | (20:38:28): | Brobocop changed name to My Exit is also and Entrance |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:39:04): | Edward the Zuck |
| GroupMe | (20:39:09): | No Condom, No Problem changed the group's name to Sam's Club - Please Enter Through Rear |
| GroupMe | (20:40:05): | My Exit is also and Entrance changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (20:40:53): | Brony With A Bony changed name to Going In Dry |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:02:53): | Don't get halo. I stopped playing it |
| GroupMe | (21:06:20): | Cock Juggling Thundercunt changed name to Now My Tip Is Brown |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:15:44): | Why did you stop |
| Now My Tip Is Brown | (21:24:38): | That bad? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:25:22): | Campiagn is boring and match making doesn't have much to offer |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:37:02): | Good thing I didn't buy it then |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:37:16): | None |
| Now My Tip Is Brown | (21:38:32): | That's an old joke |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:38:52): | Well fuck you |
| Going In Dry | (21:39:01): | 4chan did it |
| Going In Dry | (21:39:04): | Buckle up buckaroo |
| GroupMe | (22:30:33): | Now My Tip Is Brown changed name to The Dryer, The Better |
| Saturday, 31 October 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:36:59): | Drier |
| The Dryer, The Better | (00:37:37): | Told you Brian |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:38:06): | Dryer is what you put your clothes in after you wash them |
| The Dryer, The Better | (00:38:44): | I had it spelled correctly. Brian said I was wrong |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:39:18): | All Brian cares about is laundry so it makes sense |
| The Dryer, The Better | (00:39:45): | Filthy boy |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:44:19): | 901 Montrose Ave if you guys want to come to practice |
| Going In Dry | (11:29:03): | So marc josh you coming to Hoboken? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:55:46): | I've concocted easily the most stunningly idiotic costume |
| Going In Dry | (11:56:29): | What is it |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:59:47): | I don't know that you can call it anything. Ten years ago when we were working for your dad, we worked on a lacrosse store in Westfield. And there were all those t shirts and dress ties. I still have more than 100 ties. \n\nI'm just gonna walk around with all the ties on, handing them out to strangers. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:00:16): | Tie guy |
| Going In Dry | (12:06:27): | Lol I love it |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:09:33): | I'm thinking I'm gonna be hyper manic. But also depressed like Gil on the Simpsons |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:50:51): | Say you're the fashion police |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:51:03): | But their fashion is only improved by ties |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:54:55): | Or you are preparing them for job interviews |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:57:42): | I could be |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:57:57): | I'm anything you want me to be. I'm a shell |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:23:30): | I'm coming. I just got out of practice e |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:23:53): | Got another stripe today |
| Going In Dry | (13:24:10): | What time do you guys want to go? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:24:19): | What belt? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:43:24): | I'm going for white bluen |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:43:32): | And I don't care. Early though |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:43:38): | We need to find parking |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:45:42): | Gonna be rough. Big event in Hoboken today |
| Going In Dry | (14:09:56): | Also we need to figure out driving |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:10:15): | So not |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:10:26): | Shot not |
| Going In Dry | (14:10:48): | How would leaving around 7-8 work for you guys |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:11:02): | That's works |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:11:09): | Fine by me. How many people are coming? |
| Going In Dry | (14:12:06): | Us, haley, lori is a maybe but probably will be a no, haleys friend myra/Paul and few of their friends. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:13:34): | So one car will work. Good |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:14:20): | No Painal Anal? |
| Going In Dry | (14:17:15): | I had another idea possibly if we all want to drinj, uber to metro, train as close we can then uber the rest of the way and ditto for the reverse. Also lori could potentially drop us off/pick us up from the train if she's not going |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:18:02): | Trains stop running around 1 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:19:25): | So would she do it? |
| Going In Dry | (14:19:39): | I'll ask |
| Going In Dry | (14:19:44): | Plus we could drink on the train |
| Going In Dry | (14:20:50): | Loris ok with it |
| Going In Dry | (14:23:36): | So we can do that |
| Going In Dry | (14:23:40): | As an option |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:08:07): | Josh your costume is incredible |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:08:21): | I am genuinely sad I am missing out on that now |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:10:05): | I just confused the shit out of some trick or treaters by offering them some fashionable tie options |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:10:26): | Also, I asked Sam if she wants to shoot a porn |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:24:25): | I will look the best |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:48:59): | I'll be most fashionable |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:59:28): | These sluts |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:00:00): | I miss when I had sick hair and got pussy every day and night |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:00:55): | What's the plan for food? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:01:12): | I was eating home |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:01:19): | I'll be over around 6:30 |
| Going In Dry | (18:09:47): | I'm eating now too and cool |
| Going In Dry | (18:47:41): | Where you guys at |
| No Condom, No Problem | (22:04:07): | what up gay sluts |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (22:04:44): | Being awesome |
| No Condom, No Problem | (22:05:22): | How are the tires |
| No Condom, No Problem | (22:05:25): | Ties |
| The Dryer, The Better | (22:06:15): | A hit |
| No Condom, No Problem | (22:06:25): | That's what I figured |
| Sunday, 01 November 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:24:00): | I'm going to game 5 of the World Series |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:28:29): | Not looking for the mets unfortunately |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:28:39): | Looking good |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:28:56): | I'm just happy to be there |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:29:01): | How \nAre the seats |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:29:12): | Field level |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:30:50): | How'd you land those tickets |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:32:45): | Sucked a lot of dicks |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:36:25): | I knew it |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:32:30): | Jessie and I are having our first butt munching threesome and we need a third party. Who's in? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:33:07): | Sam |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:33:38): | Who's munching whose hole? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:35:24): | "A hole's a hole, no matter how small" - Dr Seuss |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:50:28): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:13:22): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:15:18): | Hope this is real |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:16:40): | None |
| Monday, 02 November 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:49:01): | I don't know if you guys want to go. There is a huge reptile expo in PA November 5th. It's about an hour and half ride. I'd drive. There's a lot of stuff there. Some venomous stuff to |
| Going In Dry | (20:51:39): | Sorry I can't go on a workday |
| Going In Dry | (20:51:52): | I have to save my off days for interviews |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:52:01): | You bouncing? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:52:31): | My B it's December 5th. A saturday |
| Going In Dry | (20:52:35): | Ahhh |
| Going In Dry | (20:53:09): | Well possibly then I'll have to let you know |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:54:19): | Think I'm gonna pass |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:54:51): | I forgot that you are afraid of Quakers. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:55:06): | And hate Pennsylvania because of it |
| Going In Dry | (20:55:08): | Wait is it near the Amish country |
| Going In Dry | (20:55:29): | Cause they have food dirty cheap you can buy half a cow for like 60 bucks |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:58:34): | It's by Harrisburg. So yea |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:58:47): | Not Lancaster but we can stop there. I know some people |
| Going In Dry | (20:58:57): | I will most likely come |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:59:39): | I'll take you to shady mapple |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:59:43): | You'll love it |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:00:24): | I can probably go |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:01:12): | It's 9 bucks to get in. I know it's pretty step. I'll buy the first round of fire belly toads |
| Going In Dry | (21:25:34): | Oh rene, that's fucking terrible |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:26:04): | Yea that was bad |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:29:51): | Ok intervention for rene |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:30:03): | Let him follow his dreams |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:31:36): | Love the guy, but he's more miss than hit |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:31:46): | I would have accepted "how about I be Gepetto and you swallow me, you whale" |
| Going In Dry | (23:00:27): | "Alright I'll start with my first lie - Id do this if I wasn't drunk" |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:00:51): | http://www.summiticeapparel.com/jackets/ |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (23:01:12): | "I like you as a person and value your opinions" |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (23:01:19): | That would be my lie |
| Tuesday, 03 November 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:09:54): | Marc or Brian, you guys have any pictures from Halloween? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:40:11): | I do not |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:30:22): | Marc, what gym do you go to? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:30:41): | Like fight or work out? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:31:03): | Work out |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:31:51): | The JCC/YMCA. It's expensive but my dad pays for it since it's a family plan. So I don't really care. Just go to retro |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:32:15): | Probably what I'm gonna do |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:40:51): | Honestly I love retro. Definitely worth the money |
| Going In Dry | (17:00:59): | Come work out in Brians basement it just costs your soul |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:01:46): | I heard that gym sucks. scrawny guy taking about bitcoins all the time. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:03:13): | Oh that's just the trainer |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:03:47): | The Amazon review tough is amazing |
| Going In Dry | (17:09:59): | It has 5/5 on yelp |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:12:08): | I enjoyed the gyms atmosphere, which was a pleasing broken computer chic. The multiple ps3s were a nice touch, and I found that the gym had a good assortment of weights and anime/conspiracy DVDs to really take my workout to the next level. 5/5 |
| Going In Dry | (17:14:03): | The pumping of iron transitions perfectly to being told our currency isn't backed by anyrhing |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:14:51): | The equipment was okay. But I couldn't shake the feeling that using the wifi got me signed up to 50,000 newsletter |
| Wednesday, 04 November 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:07:17): | I want to start a criminal enterprise. Who's in |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:11:55): | You had me at "to" |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:13:08): | Pete and I will be muscle. Brian will be the driver. Josh the Accountant and Steve the fall guy. I want to start giving out sub prime mortgages to short the Market |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:13:15): | And knock over liquor stores |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:13:23): | With a helicopter |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:14:20): | We got the 70 dollars! Quick get in the helicopter |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:17:52): | We should get back into GTA |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:19:54): | It's become too real |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:22:29): | So it's our training |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:22:36): | Another zinger |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:27:43): | Ah boy |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:27:50): | Who's gonna tell him |
| Going In Dry | (12:48:36): | His original "who knew the end of humanity would be so comfy" was decent I thought but the self congratulatory "my range is ridiculous" is terrible |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:57:51): | It's barely a joke though |
| Going In Dry | (12:58:45): | More of an observation |
| Going In Dry | (12:59:22): | But still I didn't think it was terrible just the part when he sucks his own dick |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:03:35): | Look at his range, he can comment on the weather lol |
| Going In Dry | (13:08:42): | Yea the range part was the worst part lol |
| Going In Dry | (13:08:52): | And don't get him started on airline food! |
| Going In Dry | (13:09:26): | Maybe his range statement was an ironic reappropriation on of...Idk what I'm saying |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:39:05): | Maybe he is appealing to the wide vast mildly retarded America he needs to be famous |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:40:06): | Like Jay Leno |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:43:20): | Rene Leno |
| Going In Dry | (16:12:50): | I think maybe we're being too hard on him, he's trying, they're not all gonna be winners |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:15:48): | That's Loser talk Brian. You a loser Brian. You want a big dirt bottle |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:16:05): | Look at his Instagram though, they're all not winners lol |
| Going In Dry | (16:21:32): | Nah were just being haters |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:23:10): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:25:14): | Yeesh |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:25:45): | He's a really funny guy too |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:25:53): | Just has no good material |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:27:10): | Stand up and written jokes are probably just not his strong suit |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:30:10): | The only strong suit he has is the one he wears to work! |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:31:09): | He isn't half bad. He is all bad |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:31:35): | So we are just going to do Worldof and Staton |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:42:40): | We gotta keep Rene on his toes |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:43:44): | Let's buy him some high heels |
| Going In Dry | (16:52:26): | Terrible josh just terrible |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:53:09): | I have never been more disappointed in Josh more then I am right now |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:54:09): | http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Prp615mmDk |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:55:05): | I once ate a lollipop out of a stripper's hoohah |
| Going In Dry | (16:55:59): | The joke you just made is worse than that. For shame. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:56:09): | I think not |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:56:15): | That was pretty disappointing |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:56:23): | Let's call in Rene to judge |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:44:17): | None |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:46:22): | I'm kinda proud of this one |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:48:26): | Seems like Pete is the only one to have won at Tinder |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:49:00): | I mean Pete and I were playing for different prizes |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:49:28): | Pete wanted a relationship. I wanted skanks. I like to think we both won |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:52:07): | Not want a relationship at all lol |
| Going In Dry | (17:52:30): | I just wanted to be rejected a lot, I won too |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:53:45): | I just wanted to say dumb one liners to girls |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:53:54): | I was very happy being single lol |
| Going In Dry | (17:54:53): | It's fun being single but I'm happier now lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:55:54): | Yea same |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:56:01): | That's GDI talk |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:56:18): | But my gf is no gdi |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:56:44): | Sorority girls love relationships |
| Going In Dry | (17:57:03): | How long out of college do we have to get before gdi is no longer applicable |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:57:25): | We were out of school 3 years |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:57:31): | So 3 years ago |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:57:45): | Once a geed always a geed |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:58:16): | You going to the mixer later bro? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:58:38): | Nah I'm hooking up that Sog Kaps little |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:58:44): | Doing the tree bro |
| Going In Dry | (18:01:23): | Ranch it up dudes |
| Going In Dry | (18:01:30): | 520 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:02:13): | You know what we said about Josh's joke before |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:02:21): | Brian's was worse |
| Going In Dry | (18:02:25): | How it's the end of mankind |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:02:50): | You are the end of Bro kind. Please hand in your play book and bro code |
| Going In Dry | (18:06:39): | You just haven't seen bird up, the best show on television |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:14:10): | Snail Down |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:14:19): | Bro |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:20:47): | Just bought this beer because I liked the label and its really good, have you guys heard of it? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:23:05): | Yurp. Their hazelnut brown is one of the best beers around |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:23:28): | I'll get that next |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:23:55): | They also make one called beard beer. Use the yeast found in one of their brewers beard. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:24:36): | Which inspired my friend Jake and I to discuss brewing a beer with hoohah yeast |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:25:50): | We should do pube pilsner |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:27:25): | The hoppy notes would overpower the subtle, nuanced flavors of the hair |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:27:50): | I'd rather a pubey pinot |
| Thursday, 05 November 2015 |
| Going In Dry | (09:46:42): | More comfortable than a bed |
| Going In Dry | (09:46:57): | Sleeping on the back part of a workout cycle |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:48:38): | I like to think I am an open minded person but I seriously do not get Steve and don't know if I will ever want to |
| Going In Dry | (09:49:14): | I've lived with him for almost 25 years and I don't get him either |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:10:54): | This is for you Josh http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-major-tattoo-fails-1854?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:21:02): | Hello hell. Here I come |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:26:40): | No dirt Jews for you |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:31:20): | No dirt Jews for you |
| Going In Dry | (10:46:56): | https://youtu.be/fG8g9A7pBqg |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:05:52): | Not kidding. When you die they cut the tattoo off you if you want to be buried in the cemetery |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:06:13): | And I do not find Nathan funny. I also hate the office and arrested development |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:06:28): | I have not seen curb but I would like to. Seems funny |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:14:32): | How can you not find that funny though |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:14:42): | That show is genius lol |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:15:38): | Yea it's not really funny. It's just dead pan delivery |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:17:48): | i still can't accept that you don't like arrested development though |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:18:07): | It's really bad fringe humor |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:18:25): | whats fringe humor |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:18:34): | Cringe |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:18:44): | oh lol |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:18:45): | Hard to text and jog |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:18:46): | not really |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:19:02): | lol look everyone, Marc can't Tog! |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:19:39): | At least I can count to potato. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:45:17): | Regardless of Marc's stupid opinion. Stupid stupid stupid opinion, tonight's gonna be a late night with my mates cause it's Nate night niggas. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:45:47): | What time is it on? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:47:11): | 10 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:50:48): | Ok I will try and come to edison |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:39:21): | Today's my parents anniversary. I was getting them a card. The lady said I wish her kids remembered. I asked how old they were she said 3 and 1. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:40:34): | She should put those ungrateful shits up for adoption |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:41:10): | Also, stop buying cards. They're just going in the trash |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:42:23): | But Marc didn't specify if they were Pokemon cards or not. The market for Pokemon cards is white hot. It's a buyers market and they're only increasing in value |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:42:26): | Stop being a hippie Josh. You are just trash. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:42:56): | I keep all my card |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:43:02): | Dirty Jew trash* |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:43:14): | I can't wait for my beanie babies to be worth millions |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:43:27): | Hey. Don't bring the Jews into this. They have been through enough |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:43:30): | I have so many pokemon cards and beanie babies |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:43:36): | I'm sorry. I ment white people |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:43:45): | While people have been through enough |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:43:54): | I'll trade you crazy bones for beanie babies |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:44:13): | In your dreams |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:32:08): | https://youtu.be/Sxz-Y-c2UUc |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:32:27): | So upset to see that shrim guy is in this |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:49:24): | The first one was actually shot really well |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:01:01): | You were able to sit through the whole thing? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:02:10): | Half. I got distracted. I want to finish it |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:07:51): | I wonder if god dies in the next one |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:08:39): | Nah if he beat nitche he can beat anyone |
| Friday, 06 November 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:12:49): | Practice tomorrow. Who's in |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:13:57): | I'll be in philly |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:14:45): | Slut. You know I hate that place |
| Going In Dry | (10:24:01): | Philly is awesome |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:24:12): | Yea I like it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:25:30): | Philly is the septic tank of the birth beast |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:25:36): | North east |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:25:39): | Pete, you should check out Monk's cafe |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:33:13): | I'm never eating quinoa again. I've been having a chocolate fondue party, hosted by my asshole, and I don't recall sending my RSVP |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:33:51): | Quinoa not bad |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:34:08): | Diarrhea bruh |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:43:05): | Quinoa is a liberal scam |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:43:08): | Like chia seeds |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:43:33): | Chia seeds are how basic bitches make there money in Instagram |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:43:59): | Bernie "Flax Seeds in my Greek Yogurt" Sanders |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:44:17): | No thanks liberal nutjobs, I'll have a mcgriddle |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:44:56): | I'm here to get fucking jacked. Give me chicken and dangerously unregulated vaitimins |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:46:00): | You would all hate the people I worked with at ClassPass |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:53:29): | no i actually like chia seeds lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:53:38): | they're ok if you put them in a shake or something |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:54:07): | I don't know how well I'd fit in with New York City people these days though lol |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:55:37): | I like chia seeds too, but so many hippie dippie people in NYC |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:55:43): | Especially at ClassPass |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:56:41): | my brother said working with young nyc people for a while was exhausting |
| Going In Dry | (10:56:58): | Flaxseed masterrace |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:57:03): | He needs more cardio |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:57:40): | i think it's like this big pressure on appearance and like this combination of work life and social life |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:58:14): | he told me that all people spent money on in nyc was clothes, alcohol, and rent |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:58:31): | and like it was understood you'd work till 6 or 7 and go out to happy hour a few times a week and shit |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:58:49): | I got that impression when I interviewd for a few "hip" companies too |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:59:30): | It's exactly like that |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:00:08): | Everyone is always depressingly stressed about money |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:00:22): | but then they spend 300 on john varvatos boots because that's expected lol |
| Going In Dry | (11:03:23): | France was right |
| Going In Dry | (11:03:27): | We are American pigs |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:06:03): | we are the monsters |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:24:39): | Ziggie Piggie, bitches |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:30:02): | fuck i love that movie |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:30:22): | do you know what year the mogols invaded china? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:31:53): | Real question? |
| Going In Dry | (11:32:22): | Do you know when the mongols invaded China? |
| Going In Dry | (11:32:35): | Strange things are afoot at circle K |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:33:46): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:34:40): | man i need to watch both of htose movies back to back |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:34:45): | STATION |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:36:43): | You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:37:11): | First one is one of the greatest movies of all time. Not joking |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:40:27): | i think the second one was potentially just as good |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:40:30): | like it was a worthy sequel |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:40:40): | typically comedy sequels are crap. i can't think of a genuinely good one |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:41:01): | Agreed |
| Going In Dry | (11:45:47): | "Ted, if we die, you can have all my records" "Bill, we're already dead" "Right...guess they're yours then" |
| Going In Dry | (11:45:58): | "I totally possessed my dad" |
| Going In Dry | (11:46:13): | I love both those movies lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:51:47): | we might need to roll the worlds fattest blunt and marathon both those movies |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:51:55): | fuck job hunting |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:51:57): | this is a priority |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:52:02): | put it in your outlook calendars boys |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:54:40): | I have he first one on DVD |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:57:43): | they're both on netflix i believe |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:59:40): | SO CRATES |
| Going In Dry | (12:02:58): | Uh, the salad dressing dude? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:03:03): | Also this was suggested by Facebook for me |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (12:03:34): | So practice tomorrow who's in. And who's in for watching bill and Ted |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:05:25): | I won't be around all weekend |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:22:42): | Just bought $120 pair of running shoes |
| Going In Dry | (13:23:23): | I gotta do a lot on Saturday to prep for Sunday |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:31:11): | What's Sunday |
| Going In Dry | (13:32:19): | Actuarial career fair all from 9 to 6, I need to research the companies and practice interviewing |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:48:58): | What shoes did you buy? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:22:59): | Who's down for a hike sometime? Bought a $200 pair of hiking boots I need to break in |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:31:53): | I'd love to |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:32:07): | Maybe next weekend? Like Sunday morning or something? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:32:40): | Have to figure out my work schedule first |
| Going In Dry | (14:33:11): | Yea possibly next weekend. You got a place in mind? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:33:56): | Bunch of places around here. Bear mountain in NY maybe. Heard good things |
| Going In Dry | (14:34:19): | Idk hamza got lost up there for almost a weej |
| Going In Dry | (14:34:22): | Week |
| Going In Dry | (14:34:26): | Seems dangerous |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:36:25): | I'll make sure to borrow a mountain bike |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:36:30): | That was his one mistake |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:37:09): | Wait did hamza really say he lived in the woods for a week? |
| Going In Dry | (14:38:21): | He was there for a while his phone died he couldn't charge it he was lost |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:40:55): | And by that you mean herione binge |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:41:11): | In Edison. |
| Going In Dry | (14:41:27): | Yea most likely |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:48:34): | Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was creating a shelter out of twigs like he was in Gary Paulsen novel |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:59:17): | Or he got lost in a novel about bear mountain |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:59:36): | Or got lost in a mountain of bears |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:59:41): | Cause he is homosexual |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:01:36): | "Nothing like getting lost in a good book! Oh look, Lori is calling me" |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:42:13): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:42:32): | I can't get enough of these clock memes |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:42:43): | Even though his 15 minutes of fame are up |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:43:09): | He moved to the middle East to top it off |
| Going In Dry | (15:43:23): | Did he really |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:43:36): | Yeah |
| Going In Dry | (15:43:57): | Lol good thing fox news didn't get a whiff of that |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:44:06): | He peaced out cause America sucks |
| Going In Dry | (15:44:20): | "Claims he did it to live in a less judgemental society" |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:44:38): | Little does he know |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:41:17): | What's my negroids doing later? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:44:54): | Busy this weekend |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:55:11): | Blops |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:35:35): | Just got an email from your mma gym Marc. Looks like they're closing |
| Going In Dry | (17:35:51): | Yea I got that too |
| Going In Dry | (17:36:06): | Sorry man |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:37:07): | I didn't get anything. I'll talk to Dante tomorrow |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:38:01): | Can you guys forward me that email |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:38:18): | Marcruggiero2@gmail.com |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:39:35): | Just sent |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:40:56): | That seems like it was something sudden. Hopefully it will reopen soon. I went wendnesday and no one said anything |
| Saturday, 07 November 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:16:34): | http://m.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2015/11/ben-carson-and-tale-redemption |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:17:00): | Read Carson's "Albert Einstein" story |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:26:11): | What did he say about Einstein? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:30:09): | Well its just like a chain mail type of story |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:30:24): | With him being in some secret test and it ending with him getting money |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:30:53): | It's like one of those stories that ends "and that man who stood up to his liberal teacher... was albert Einstein" |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:51:27): | Good thing he'll never be president |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:31:25): | Because he's black |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:32:24): | Blacker than president blackey |
| Sunday, 08 November 2015 |
| Going In Dry | (07:24:56): | http://www.cafe.com/who-said-it-ben-carson-or-mac-from-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia/ |
| No Condom, No Problem | (07:29:34): | 100%. I'm not proud of how much I know about Sunny |
| Going In Dry | (07:30:08): | I got the "these liberals are trying to assassinate my character" wrong lol |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (07:33:04): | You know they are coming out with Bernie Sandrers Underwear? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (07:58:20): | I'd wear it so he'd be extra close to my butthole |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:11:28): | It's says its gunna cover a lot. But then user reviews days it's not gunna cover much |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:11:37): | None |
| Going In Dry | (18:06:05): | http://i.imgur.com/CgnUH6g.jpg |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:06:43): | Better than Rene |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:30:49): | Was that nut gobbler |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:50:28): | "Obama is a fucking animal. If he was in this room right now I'd spit in his face." |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:50:35): | - my drunk uncle |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:51:17): | He voting for trump? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:52:02): | He said he doesn't like him but hell vote for him over Hilary |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:59:33): | What about Carson? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:59:42): | Or Jeb? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:13:47): | He says he likes Carson but thinks he's dumb lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:14:13): | My whole family is like this, it used to be a hoot at Christmas when my grandparents were around |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:15:22): | What does everyone think of Bernie? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:17:58): | They said he's a nut that has no chance, but my family was more focused on hating Hilary. Been hearing this from them for years actually |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:18:42): | My grandma once told me Hilary Clinton's teeth were stained from smoking too much pot |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:20:21): | This is the kinda shit that keeps me interested in politics. Burying stupidity |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:20:36): | Hillary does suck though |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:20:47): | My family has just hated her for decades |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:21:28): | So this is where I get some of my conservative views, its ingrained in my like Hilary's pot stained teeth |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:21:37): | She's been running for president since bubba was in office |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:22:18): | Yup plus they're all new Yorkers so they have a special hate for her |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:22:25): | You would have loved my grandparents |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:22:46): | She's from Arkansas |
| Monday, 09 November 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:26:46): | http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/some-genius-has-made-an-app-to-help-angry-douchebags-fight-each-other?utm_source=mbfbl |
| Going In Dry | (11:28:21): | Lol I remeber a 4chan thread a while ago someone said post your app ideas |
| Going In Dry | (11:28:41): | And some guy said it's like tinder but for fighting. Guess someone made it |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:34:11): | Like tinder we should go on with fake accounts and bots |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:35:09): | make sure that the only time we use the N word is against white guys |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:35:37): | also, everyone else has tiny penises |
| Going In Dry | (11:37:32): | Use some racial slurs that don't make sense |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:38:13): | Hey gringo want to tumble |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:44:33): | That sounds like you want gay sex |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:40:08): | Hiking this weekend? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:41:35): | Should know my schedule soon. Will have to let you guys know |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:47:55): | I'm free Sunday |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:07:54): | Think a crossfit gym is with it? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:08:09): | Worth* |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:08:17): | No |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:08:29): | Why? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:09:19): | http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:09:54): | But seriously you will over work your joints and lack of form will cause pain |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:10:47): | That's what I'm concerned about? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:11:02): | *not supposed to have been a question |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:11:02): | You have a bad knee and pistol squats will destroy it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:11:32): | Just join retro and work out the way you want |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:12:02): | I don't know enough/anything about lifting |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:12:16): | Pete or I can show you |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:12:55): | If you want to just get strong stick to the big four. Bench squat deadlift military press |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:13:34): | Watch the video though. It's kinda funny and has some truthb |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:22:32): | You never lifted with your dad? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:30:13): | Crossfit looks alright |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:30:26): | It helps to have some kind of program |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:30:51): | The big 4 lifts are good though, although I don't deadlift much anymore |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:31:10): | Yeah, I need someone to tell me what to do. Self motivation ain't my thing |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:34:15): | Really. I hate when people tell me what to do or lift. Unless I'm learning something I'd want to be soli |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:35:12): | For me without direction I just fuck around at the gym. Took me a while to get a routine that works for me |
| Going In Dry | (14:35:46): | Stronglifts 5x5 app is a good big 4 lift progression for beginners |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:36:16): | Looks like someone doesn't have full-blown body issues yet ha ha |
| Going In Dry | (14:36:25): | Fucking nerddddd |
| Going In Dry | (14:36:41): | When you start lifting you don't get bigger everyone else just gets smaller |
| Going In Dry | (14:36:56): | I saw that on reddit lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:37:44): | basically just find a routine that works for you and your schedule |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:37:58): | for me when i started lifting i was in college and didnt have shit to do, so i'd go to the gym like 6 days a week |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:38:14): | nowadays i go like 3 times a week, so i do a 3 day split, with a day of rest in between |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:38:28): | so i do chest/biecps, back/triceps, and legs/shoulders |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:38:43): | and after a while i just found what exercises i like to do, what give me good results and just stuck to those |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:38:49): | I'll give you mine and Pete his and you can pick |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:38:54): | I lift and run every day |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:39:27): | so like i have trouble with deadlifts because my back is FUBAR so i do lat pulldowns, barbell rows, etc. basically just a matter of finding what you like |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:39:41): | it's good to have a routine as long as you dont feel it is too restrictive |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:40:56): | I need something |
| Going In Dry | (14:41:01): | Yea I'm super basic I just do the big lifts takes me 45-60 minutes. Some days I'll do some accessory work. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:41:57): | sign up for retro and you me and marc can lift sometime |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:42:38): | That where you go Marc? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:42:55): | nah hes a cuck |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:43:50): | I get free JCC membership. But I lift at retro with Pete |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:45:01): | when hes not busy cucking |
| Going In Dry | (14:45:53): | I'm a wage cuck :( |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:48:50): | easy way is to go to the gym and just try out all the machines, find the ones you like and after you get comfortable with the motions, find the corresponding dumbbell/barbell routine that goes with it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:49:16): | Or be a brotege to someone |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:50:14): | nothing like a good gym mentor |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:50:28): | only problem is that they are like sith, so you'll have to kill him once you can outlift him |
| Going In Dry | (14:56:14): | Bodybuilding.com also some programs, they have a thing where you can select your goals and it offers you a few different programs |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:06:33): | But once you are the alpha you never wanna give it up. You know how many people I killed to get here. And some of them were my gym buddies. A lot of hookers though |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:07:58): | Like 99% hookers |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:16:19): | Also a great playlist is a mandatory. A lot of songs that make you mad at your dad for no reason |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:18:36): | Eh. I'll listen to some podcasts. Probably produced by NPR |
| Going In Dry | (15:19:18): | "I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare" |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:19:36): | Nah you need trap music or metal |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:19:46): | You can't lift big to podcasta |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:19:49): | Podcasts |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:19:51): | Brian, you bought a power rack, right? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:19:59): | Watch me |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:20:22): | you need to believe you are the nigga |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:20:30): | but npr will just tell you you're a person of color |
| Going In Dry | (15:21:21): | Yea I do |
| Going In Dry | (15:21:32): | I did* |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:21:46): | You sold it? |
| Going In Dry | (15:21:59): | I did as in bought it in the past tense. I still got it |
| Going In Dry | (15:22:23): | It's all I use pretty much and a ez curl bar I from Walmart on the cheap |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:23:00): | How much did it cost? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:23:15): | We all got to\nLift in Brian's basement. I think it's time those weights felt the harsh callused hands of multi men |
| Going In Dry | (15:23:25): | It was pricey |
| Going In Dry | (15:23:37): | Honestly go on Craigslist find someone giving one away or selling at a discount |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:23:58): | Just go to retro |
| Going In Dry | (15:25:09): | I just found one with a bench, 150 |
| Going In Dry | (15:25:13): | Looks nice too |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:25:20): | I don't want to have to wait to use the shit I want. Or craft my schedule for when it's convenient to go to the gym |
| Going In Dry | (15:25:41): | Yea that's why I like having it in my basement lol |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:26:27): | I vote gym |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:26:31): | Cheaper |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:26:33): | Easier |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:26:47): | And it doesn't judge you for not using it for 8 months |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:27:27): | i always felt like the gym was more convenient honestly |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:27:32): | and its so easy to slack at home lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:27:50): | but if you want to buy a rack and shit that's cool too |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:28:38): | I just remember going that one time with you Pete to retro and the place was a madhouse |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:29:09): | yea it depends when you go |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:29:28): | what i like better about gyms in general is that there is specialized equipment for everything |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:29:39): | so its not like you are rearranging one rack or using one set of dumbbells |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:30:10): | like i'll do drop sets for bicep curls with dumbbells then go use an ez curl bar then go use a bench chest press then a squat rack and decline rack |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:30:14): | etc |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:30:35): | Also a lot of home gyms the bar gives out around 250. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:31:19): | i think a home gym is nice if you are willing to invest in it though |
| Going In Dry | (15:31:20): | Mine came with 320 worth of plates so I think it can at least do that lok |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:31:37): | 320 |
| Going In Dry | (15:31:42): | 320 bro |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:31:54): | That's sissy weight |
| Going In Dry | (15:32:11): | I think let me check my math, 2 45s, 2 35s, 2 25s, 2 10s, 4 5s, 2 2.5s |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:32:30): | My gym only needs 45. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:33:59): | I dead lift over 405. How am I supposed to get my Swole on with only 320 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:34:52): | I think I'm just gunna go full meat head |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:38:50): | None |
| Going In Dry | (15:39:18): | The meatheadening....is happening |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:39:29): | you need that on a tank top |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:39:44): | I can get it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:47:58): | For real. Let's all lift together |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:48:17): | together we can squat the world |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:49:00): | I don't do leg day any more. I have trancnede or |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:56:19): | leg day is just a fancy term for second arms day |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:56:58): | If you re arrange leg day. You get bi and chest |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:57:32): | This 5x5 thing pretty good considering I've never lifted |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:58:00): | You trying to get Yolked shredded or jacked |
| Going In Dry | (15:58:23): | Yea it's not bad and the app let's you add accessory exercises too. I'm going for dat V |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:58:27): | Trying to start, mofo |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:58:52): | Lift light at first |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:59:03): | V stands for Vagina |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:59:15): | I'm going for people mistaking me for a house |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:59:32): | Right now I'm only a mobile home |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:59:35): | Gonna have to cause I can't lift shit. Except my legs. Hockey was good for that |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:59:44): | yea 5x5 is nice |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:59:57): | i think my brother is doing it now |
| Going In Dry | (16:00:03): | Marc remeber someone at work told you you reminded them of mac |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:00:18): | Throw some suppa sets in to |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:00:33): | Yea I remember |
| Going In Dry | (16:01:07): | You need to take your size pills if you want to get swole marc |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:01:33): | Nah I'm All Natty like God made me. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:01:49): | Josh do you hate God because he didn't give you gains? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:02:42): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:03:30): | ok i like that |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:03:33): | I blame my real father |
| Going In Dry | (16:03:40): | Josh what sect of Judaism wears the yamulke 24/7 cause I saw a shit ton on Sunday |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:03:41): | that made me lol at work |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:07:24): | I have no idea. Orthodox? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:07:36): | Orthodox are the hats |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:07:51): | If you kee kosher you most likely wear it |
| Going In Dry | (16:08:30): | There was so many of them and a ton of Asian people. It was like the university of Maryland and JP Stevens combined |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:09:22): | Is it chritmas at the movies already |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:10:02): | well to be fair you did go to a math career fair |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:16:46): | http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/parents-should-drown-children-who-read-harry-potter-because-dumbledore-is-gay-says-extreme-right-a6727221.html |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:20:51): | I hate people |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:22:01): | Harry Potter does have some fucked up messages |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:22:09): | Not the gay thing |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:22:52): | But the segregation. The Nazis. The hero is a punk ass bitch who was born rich but didn't do anything. We have batman. We don't need Harry Potter |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:26:14): | Also the fact that they are trying to brainwash our kids to believe that the British are real human beings and not toast sandwich eating savages |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:26:39): | We all know England was Americas beta test |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:29:07): | Other way around |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:30:13): | How dare you say America was Englands beta test you savage. It's time guys. Eagle boys form up |
| Going In Dry | (16:31:45): | Time to cuck England one more time |
| Going In Dry | (16:31:55): | One last big cuck |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:32:04): | None |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:32:30): | http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0UsGEyz_2rE |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:44:50): | I'm for the metric system |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:45:13): | Get the fuck out of my country |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:46:36): | So you're in favor of the British Imperial system? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:47:23): | I like my American system thank you very much |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:47:43): | 1760 yards in a milr |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:47:45): | Simple |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:57:42): | It's American |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:58:06): | There is nothing more American then streaking something from another peole and making it better |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:01:59): | Better |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:02:03): | Right |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:24:50): | Guys doctors hate me for this one simple trick. I shit in all the waiting rooms and wipe my ass with the patient files |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:26:14): | Females doctors love you |
| Tuesday, 10 November 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:08:58): | http://i.imgur.com//IB0MCFa.gif |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:10:52): | my nigga |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:11:08): | also they just announced who is playing Negan on TWD, it's Jeffrey Dean Morgan, the guy who played The Comedian in Watchmen |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:13:32): | Don't know who negan is |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:13:41): | hes like the big villain of the show |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:13:45): | well comic |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:13:59): | But to piss Brian off, the same actor was the dad on weeds |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:14:28): | He the worst villain or something? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:14:34): | yeah he's pretty bad lol |
| Going In Dry | (12:14:36): | Nancy Botwin=sam barbeito |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:15:02): | i think he will be announced as the leader of the wolves |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:15:16): | he's the leader of a similar group in the comics |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:15:37): | he's basically just a giant psychopath and he kills off a main character in his first appearance which shocked everyone |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:16:42): | I liked him a lot as the comedian, so hopefully it's a good casting |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:17:18): | i think i know whats going to happen with glenn now lol |
| Going In Dry | (12:17:25): | Glenn "hey guys I'm back" then gets killed instantly |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:17:33): | lol yup |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:18:02): | Glenn: "Oh hey guys who's this? Nice to meet you I'm Gl-" bat to the head |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:20:31): | That's what Pete and I had talked about on Sunday actually. Glenn should get killed off immediately after revealing he's not actually dead |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:20:44): | oh man if they killed off daryl i'd be so happy |
| Going In Dry | (12:32:22): | Does Darly suck now or something |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:48:56): | He's Ight. But they live in a gated community now so he's a pussy by default |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:53:10): | He's just so dull |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:53:23): | He's too nice and too safe with fan armor |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:09:17): | If Carol dies, he'll go on a rage fest |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:09:34): | She's not even that hot |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:10:02): | Not that hot is a stretch. She old |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:10:02): | Like I guess she's good if you are into activia |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:10:11): | Isn't Carl a Dude |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:10:28): | He is trans |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:10:28): | She does look like Jamie Lee Curtis |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:10:43): | Carol. Not quarl |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:11:56): | Quarl, or QQ for short |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:13:03): | QQQ*. can't forget that he's qool |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:13:22): | And a qat |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:15:30): | Qool Qat Quarl |
| Going In Dry | (13:21:05): | Get to the qar! |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:27:09): | So I have an idea for something I call Challenge Gym and I want your opinions |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:27:36): | Basically, the idea is that we charge a higher than normal rate for a membership to kind of a crappy gym, say like 30 or 40 a month |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:28:28): | But the catch is that if you lose X amount of weight there in a year, we will pay you back double your membership |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:29:00): | however, this gym is rigged. no outside water allowed and the water we give out for free is full of weight gaining protein |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:29:11): | the lights are so bright that it makes it hard to concentrate |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:29:25): | lullabies play over the loudspeakers to get rid of your motivation |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:30:15): | we also host competitive eating events once a week at the gym where the winner gets $100. so this is a cost, but if there are multiple people entering this contest, there's only one winner who gets $100, and the rest of them just ate like 15 donuts for nothing |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:30:54): | finally our trainers are all assholes who will insult and fat shame you subtley |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:30:57): | subtlely |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:31:55): | you pay yearly at this gym. so some schmuck will be like "wow, I pay $400~ right now, then I basically just start exercising, lose weight, look/feel better, and then get like $1k at the end of the year. What a deal!" |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:31:57): | I say the trainers just say you did great but you didn't do anything |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:32:08): | that's a good idea too |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:32:11): | Like hey you jogged for 5 minutes great work out |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:32:27): | it's called interval training, bro. today's workout is 5 minute intervals |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:32:33): | tomorrow we'll do 6 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:32:48): | But don't over train |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:33:19): | gotta get your solid 2 days of rest. you coming to the soda chug challenge tomorrow bro? |
| Going In Dry | (14:33:37): | Ranch it up tuesdays |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:33:46): | Nah I can't. It's almost Christmas so I'm doing the Egg Nog challenge |
| Going In Dry | (14:33:46): | Free ranch with each pizza slice |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:33:54): | Drink your body weight in eggnog |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:34:03): | sick workout bro, you crushed it at those forearm curls. now how do you want your wings? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:34:10): | Free pizza with a bottle of ranch |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:34:46): | i think we'd make a shitload of money with this |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:34:49): | it's basically a gym ponzi scheme |
| Going In Dry | (14:35:35): | I have an idea too. Currently right now America has the equivalent of a flat tax style gym pricing, everyone pays the same fee |
| Going In Dry | (14:35:56): | I saw, make the weakling pay for it, make it proportional to how much you lift in comparison to other people at the same gym |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:36:21): | Like you pay less if you can lift more |
| Going In Dry | (14:36:29): | So the strongest pay the least and the weakest/people who don't go have higher bills that subsidize the people who do go |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:36:50): | I actually like it. Incentive to keep lifting more |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:37:02): | this isn't fair to the 1% in the ultra jacked bracket |
| Going In Dry | (14:37:14): | So people sign up in january, give ip, end up having their payments increase due to lower rankings which is contractually allowed and it pays for the people who do go |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:37:20): | They own the gym, ya Dingus |
| Going In Dry | (14:37:29): | Honestly you could maybe really do this just based on attendence |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:37:29): | no that's the jews |
| Going In Dry | (14:37:41): | Since so many gyms have people on the books who don't go at all |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:38:07): | lol the fat tax |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:38:17): | Attendance don't mean shit. Gotta have a lift log. |
| Going In Dry | (14:38:22): | Lazy Tax |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:38:34): | well if you wanted to get people to go you could make the prices inversely based on how little you can lift |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:38:41): | so the jacked guys would get their weak friends to go |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:38:43): | to save money |
| Going In Dry | (14:38:51): | Well I mean a 250 guy will put lift any girl. We need to separate by gender and then maybe do it proportional to body weight or something |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:39:27): | Lift the American way |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:08:24): | Fuck that. I put up the most weight therefore I'm better then you |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:08:34): | That's how I live my life |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:10:17): | thats american |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:36:02): | I'm so nice to help desk people. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:36:42): | They're not real people |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:36:46): | Nigga put me on hold for 20 minutes and I asked him how his day was and explained why he spells Mark with a K |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:37:11): | You told him how to spell his name? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:37:15): | That is a bold move |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:37:26): | Why he spells it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:38:08): | The I Ties spell it with the C because it's the romantic spelling g of it. Same with Frenchy |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:38:33): | Germanic spell it with the K. Like if Brian had a son or hitler. They would have a K |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:38:59): | If Josh had a kid it would be a CH. or H. There would be like 12 ways to spell it |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:41:06): | So josh's son is Joch |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:41:16): | I like it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:41:39): | His middle name would be Steven but spelt Strep |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:42:01): | Joch Strep |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:52:30): | Sooooo |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:52:51): | He wants the D so bad |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:53:20): | I know |
| Going In Dry | (16:53:31): | Tell him he's satisfied you more than any man before him |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:56:39): | Dave and Buster to NJ soon |
| Going In Dry | (17:02:17): | Invite Mark |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:10:21): | Sup Gay Racist Slur. How's your wiener |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:24:56): | I want to write a movie. But not a movie about biting dicks off. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:26:07): | I want to write a movie, about biting dicks off |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:33:39): | This robot might want to fuck me |
| Going In Dry | (17:35:10): | I don't think it's a robot just a guy who is growing fonder of you by the second |
| Going In Dry | (17:35:46): | See this is why you shouldn't be nice to them. You were probably the first person to be nice to him at this job in years and now you got a stage 5 clinger |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:35:54): | Oh if both of you want your stupid Politic boners to be fulfilled. Race for the White House is on saw for 20 bucks |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:37:09): | Get your crazy Commie Fantasies of a hippie in the White House. What next. A black man in the White House |
| Going In Dry | (19:24:09): | Apparently steves telling people on Facebook that some of their products are scams and he helped put a criminal away |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:02:49): | What |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:05:37): | Isn't Steve the criminal? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:20:25): | Jeb bush: repeal every single thing Obama has done in the last 8 years |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:20:55): | Fuckin GOP |
| Going In Dry | (21:23:38): | I'm behind my mom paused it saw them talk about minimum wage |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:24:31): | I just really hate rubio. He seems so slimy and fake, moreso than anyone else on that stage |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:24:46): | Rand Paul seems kind of cool |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:26:15): | I bet he smokes mad kush |
| Going In Dry | (21:30:20): | Dank paul |
| Going In Dry | (21:30:37): | Honestly there's a lot I like about Paul |
| Going In Dry | (21:30:59): | He just has some other crazy libertarian ideas about certain things |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:35:41): | Lewis black has a good bit about both rand and Ron Paul. Their ideas exist on the extremes. They're either extremely stupid or extremely bright, but nowhere in the middle |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:36:45): | And this is what I mean when I say the GOP doesn't exist anymore. There's the establishment like Jeb, libertarians like Paul, Uber conservatives like Cruz and Huckabee. It's chaos. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:37:56): | And that's not to say it doesn't exist with dems either. There's establishment dems like Hillary and O'Malley, then extreme liberals like Sanders |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:38:47): | You don't think Bernie Sanders is the same thing thoufh? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:38:53): | Like an extreme |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:39:28): | The Republican party is just super fragmented |
| Going In Dry | (21:39:41): | Sanders is extreme |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:40:02): | Yeah, I said Sanders is extreme |
| Going In Dry | (21:40:13): | Hillary and Carcetti are pretty typical though |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:41:33): | Yeah. Hillary is next president. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:41:50): | Yea probably |
| Going In Dry | (21:42:13): | I actually think it will be a GOP guy |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:42:20): | I have a bet i made with Zach like 4 years ago, if Hillary runs, she wins. |
| Going In Dry | (21:42:51): | I think things are shifting back to a conservative America at the moment and some GOP guy will win |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:43:14): | I don't think GOP will win. A woman candidate is a new thing and GOP field is currently in disarray |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:43:33): | Not a good sign of solidarity amongst the party |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:44:19): | Young people may come out to vote again because of a woman candidate, just like in 08 for the black guy |
| Going In Dry | (21:44:21): | People really don't like hillary and she's essentially essentially a man |
| Going In Dry | (21:44:40): | I think young people are split on hillary and sanders |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:45:23): | I don't like Hillary, but I think they prefer her over any GOP candidate. I prefer Sanders |
| Going In Dry | (21:46:30): | If it's hillary trump and sanders is running without the nomination who are you voting for? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:46:59): | Hillary |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:47:41): | Has the best chance |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:51:05): | Trump ftw lol |
| Going In Dry | (21:52:58): | I may just embrace death at tat point and vote trump |
| Going In Dry | (21:53:22): | Wait for him to do his great reveal and let everyone know he's actually still a huge liberal |
| Wednesday, 11 November 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (04:41:42): | http://www.avclub.com/article/somebody-took-out-full-page-ad-hollywood-reporter--228227 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (06:48:48): | This is the kind of shit I'd do if I was rich |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (07:16:17): | Hey any of you guys get your Straight White Guy checks in the mail from the government yet? I haven't seen mine |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (07:56:35): | Also I'm going to be trying out new gyms. Anyone want to join me ? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (07:58:44): | Nah I can't, i barely have time to go to the gym I go to now lol |
| Going In Dry | (08:01:13): | Ditto that |
| Going In Dry | (09:10:07): | Josh you got a link on that Lewis black thing on rand paul? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:25:26): | Nah. Come to think of it, it may have been an interview on the radio or TV. And it was pointed mostly at his dad, but they do share a lot of political opinions |
| Going In Dry | (09:29:36): | I'm reading his opinions some are super progressive |
| Going In Dry | (09:30:01): | He wants to give felons the right to vote 5 years after release which isn't something anyone's talked about thus far in any debate |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:30:36): | Republicans just want to fry em |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:31:52): | I like a lot of Ron Paul's shit. Good on prison reform with Cory Booker. Good on drones. Good on surveillance. Foreign policy to an extent |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:32:02): | There other shit that is bothersome though |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:39:55): | Do any of you guys find Amy Schumer funny? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:42:13): | She's ok |
| Going In Dry | (14:45:02): | She's a hog |
| Going In Dry | (14:45:06): | Capeesh? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:52:46): | No. I don't like her delivery at all |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:52:58): | It seems forced |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:10:33): | I agree. She is trying to hard to not try |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:12:05): | She's still starting ouy |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:12:07): | Out |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:30:48): | Pete. Stop seeing the good in people |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:31:10): | I dislike her very much |
| Going In Dry | (16:32:56): | She's no sarah silverman |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:38:45): | Sarah cuckman |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:38:12): | The Sarah Silverman program was good |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:38:46): | Especially cause the 2 gay characters in the show were named Brian and Steve |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:23:54): | That's real life Josh |
| Thursday, 12 November 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:21:33): | It's Nate night |
| Going In Dry | (10:22:09): | I'm down for late date night watching nate with my mates |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:24:08): | I'm in |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:24:26): | I'm going to the gym after work and then I'll come to edison. It's at 9 or 10? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:24:33): | 10 |
| Going In Dry | (10:24:36): | Think 10? |
| Going In Dry | (10:24:43): | Have you seen any of this season pete |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:33:57): | Nope |
| Going In Dry | (17:58:59): | Two new never before seen cats have started coming to our backyard I had no idea my area even had this many feral cats |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:00:49): | They might not be feral |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:00:56): | Just outside cats |
| Going In Dry | (18:01:13): | I suspect one is cause its as fat as Garfield |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:01:37): | Outside cats are known to have multiple families |
| Going In Dry | (18:02:16): | Lori started putting cat nip in the food I think they just smelled it lol |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:02:31): | Lori is becoming a car lady |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:02:33): | Cat |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:02:54): | She should chill on that. |
| Going In Dry | (18:03:29): | She's single handedly driving the property value of this house down |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:04:02): | I thought I was the only one who could do that. Now I'm gunna have to shit so much more on your lawn |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:39:24): | Gonna go to the gym then I'll head to edison after |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:31:43): | Gonna head down now if its cool with you guys |
| Going In Dry | (19:32:11): | Yarp |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:33:28): | Cool just gonna get changed into something more comfortable \ufffd |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:34:47): | Cheetah print banana hammock, please |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:19:22): | Here and queer |
| Friday, 13 November 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:33:13): | None |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:06:39): | I got promoted last night |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:08:06): | Promoted? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:08:39): | I got my white blue belt |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:13:35): | Now you're swimming with the big fish |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:13:40): | What were you before |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:17:35): | White |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:23:24): | Off white |
| Going In Dry | (15:35:04): | I thought we agreed eggshell white |
| Going In Dry | (15:35:07): | Either way congrats |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:39:27): | Thanks. Now I get a sweet belt with a blue strip to show I still suck |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:46:15): | Are you a killing machine yet? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:46:32): | Pete. You know I always was |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:46:48): | Sex machine, killing machine. All the same |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:47:01): | Killing sex all day |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:47:43): | Anyone want to come to practice tomorrow ? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:50:01): | Nope won't be around d tomorrow |
| Going In Dry | (17:50:17): | Cant |
| Going In Dry | (17:50:22): | You guys hear about paris? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:50:38): | Work. Nah. What happened? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:51:25): | Shooting at an eagles of death metal concert |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:51:51): | Isis again? |
| Going In Dry | (17:52:12): | Also explosion grenades thrown at France - Germany soccer match and explosion at shopping mall |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:55:18): | Jesus |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:55:26): | There's hostages at the concert too |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:55:30): | Are these related |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:57:01): | Apparently this is all related |
| Going In Dry | (17:57:12): | Yea it looks like from what I see |
| Going In Dry | (17:57:37): | NYPD increased security around french embassy |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:59:16): | Thanks Religion of Peace |
| Going In Dry | (18:01:40): | Also shooting at a resultant and a suicide bomber |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:01:46): | Who attacks the French |
| Going In Dry | (18:01:50): | Restaurant* |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:02:09): | Anyone know who is responsible |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:03:22): | Prob Isis or something |
| Going In Dry | (18:03:24): | Nothing confirm. I'd guess ISIS but who knows |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:03:34): | I mean they attacked France for Charlie hebdo |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:07:26): | I feel now, more so than after 9/11, that a big war is coming. Especially with all the shit in the middle East, then you've got Russia rebuilding their empire. |
| Going In Dry | (18:07:40): | 6 different locations were hit |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:08:18): | And north Korea. Then china is starting shit in the south china sea |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:08:56): | And then we live in a mad max society |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:11:45): | I feel like these aren't countries though. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:11:57): | Also, India and Pakistan are the worst of enemies and they both have a lot of nukes |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:12:00): | Like a true war is nationalist. |
| Going In Dry | (18:12:38): | Any nuke usage is bad for anyone, hello nuclear winter |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:13:01): | Yea once one goes. Then it's just bad news bears all around |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:14:47): | We all got to start doing cardio then. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:14:55): | And Mexico is sending all their rapists across our border |
| Going In Dry | (18:15:26): | We need to build a sky wall |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:15:59): | It hovers. When someone tries to cross, guillotine bitches |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:29:39): | Executing hostages |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:29:50): | Live fire on TV |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:30:11): | Yea I'm watch CNN |
| Going In Dry | (18:50:55): | Holy shit |
| Going In Dry | (18:51:16): | Do the hostage takers have demands? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:51:44): | Not that I've heard |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:52:23): | Lot of people in Paris saying they're trapped, but it could be terrorists trying to lure cops into another bomb |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:52:32): | On social media that is |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:02:27): | Holy shit martial law in France |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:02:45): | Where'd you hear that? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:03:15): | State of emergency last I checked |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:04:48): | I heard the police are allowed to enter homes without a warrant |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:06:00): | Damn |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:17:50): | 100 more dead at the theater |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:18:41): | Who's draft dodging? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:51:58): | I'm undraftable |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:53:41): | Same for most Americans |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:54:08): | I'm almost legally blind. I might actually be there soon. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:54:16): | I'm not kidding |
| Going In Dry | (19:54:20): | I'm flat-footed is that a thing still |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:54:40): | What the fuck you talking about blind? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:54:52): | And flat footed don't cut it no more |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:54:53): | Aren't we all too old at this point anyway |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:55:02): | No |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:55:10): | What's the cut off |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:55:34): | Who knows, but I doubt it's less than 30 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:55:45): | Plus, draft doesn't even exist |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:56:21): | They won't need another draft tbh |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:56:30): | Not with today's technology |
| Going In Dry | (20:12:46): | Well we are all signed up for it |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:13:12): | O yeah. That's true. When you're 18 |
| Going In Dry | (20:21:07): | Yup like it or not were all signed up |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:41:44): | Still I wouldn't worry too much about it |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:42:00): | Future of warfare will be with tomahawk missles and shit |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:42:02): | Drones |
| Going In Dry | (20:42:06): | I'm freaking out man |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:42:26): | Yeah this is pretty fucking insane |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:51:32): | I wouldn't freak out. I was completely joking about a draft. I am genuinely concerned that WW3 is going down within the next 10 years |
| Going In Dry | (21:03:21): | I was kidding about draft |
| Going In Dry | (21:03:33): | But I agree I'm scared for world war 3 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:05:23): | I hate to say it, but I feel like a world war is inevitable every other generation or so. Humans too easily forget the past. But we also just enjoy fighting. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:05:52): | Eh we have too many worldwide corporations now |
| Going In Dry | (21:05:52): | It can be profitable too right that's always motivation |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:06:25): | We should have worldwide purge war every 33 years |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:06:40): | Like the Olympics, for death |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:06:57): | No nukes. They're steroids |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:34:58): | I work with jungle children |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:35:22): | Poor dende |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:35:37): | There's this one child, Dendee, he was a huge inspiration for me. He was kidnapped by babboons |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (23:35:42): | I miss Dante |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:35:48): | He probably tasted good. Like a decent veal |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (23:36:01): | AC Dante |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:37:39): | AC Dante is dead and he ain't coming back k |
| Saturday, 14 November 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:20:06): | Watching a cucking live now |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:23:24): | Brian you'd love this |
| The Dryer, The Better | (00:23:58): | Wait, what are you watching? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:25:33): | I'm at a bar |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:25:44): | There is serious cuckage |
| The Dryer, The Better | (00:26:12): | Would you watch a play of it? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:27:30): | Without a doubt |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:27:36): | Watching a relationship die |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:27:39): | Cuck style |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:27:45): | It's Jessie's roommate lol |
| Going In Dry | (01:14:06): | What is happening please elaborate |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:37:07): | Watched her grind up on and then go home with a guy that wasn't her bf. And her bf knows this guy lol so even though he wasn't there it was an LDC (long distance cuck) |
| Going In Dry | (08:56:11): | That's fucked up lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:56:36): | Just another day living as a cuck |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:08:07): | Democratic debate tonight anyone? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:42:26): | Nah won't be around |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:05:04): | Roused Holms fight tonight. Should be really good |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:32:32): | Aka 3 seconds |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:36:04): | Nah Holmes got hands. If she can keep standing she will have it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:28:33): | Wanna watch the fight some place ? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:36:17): | Not around tonight sorry |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:31:13): | Debate is on |
| Going In Dry | (17:31:21): | Right now? |
| Going In Dry | (17:32:26): | I hope the STDs "Shillary" Clinton has had prepared her for the bern she's about to feel |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:33:41): | I wonder how many questions she will defer tonight |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:35:12): | Later. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:35:29): | Guarantee Paris will be talked about in great detail though |
| Going In Dry | (17:35:47): | Yea for sure |
| Going In Dry | (17:35:59): | I heard McDonald's has started offering french fries in support if paris |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:31:19): | So wanna watch the fight ? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:34:17): | Debate |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:41:26): | The good fights don't happen until 11-12 ish |
| No Condom, No Problem | (22:13:45): | How was the debate? Did Hilary answer any questions |
| The Dryer, The Better | (22:15:35): | Eh. Candidates are just jabbing at one another. Boring |
| No Condom, No Problem | (22:15:52): | Politics in a nutshell |
| Going In Dry | (22:24:41): | How'd bernie do |
| No Condom, No Problem | (22:30:04): | He wants the 1% to buy all Americans a PS4 now |
| No Condom, No Problem | (22:30:42): | Americans making under 250k should not be forced to be noobs because they can't afford the next generation of gaming |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (22:31:47): | Fucking Commie. Donald Trump wants Xbox. An Armenian company |
| The Dryer, The Better | (22:31:49): | He just said remove weed from schedule 1. Not new but still important |
| Going In Dry | (22:57:15): | In NJ we need a Democrat governor and get the weed thing back on the ballot |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (23:01:10): | Honestly I don't really care\nIf weed gets legalized. I'm kinda over it. That and drinking |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:02:13): | Wouldn't be surprised if you see that guy we saw at your dad's fundraiser run for Governor |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:02:32): | Wyzniski or whatever |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (23:02:33): | Bruce Wayne? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (23:02:40): | He seems distracted |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:02:49): | I want it legalized lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:03:02): | Not just for me, but all the people in prison |
| Going In Dry | (23:03:04): | Yea he seemed governorish and I def want it legalized lol |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:03:14): | Legal. All the way |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:03:36): | Ridiculous that I was arrested for 0.2 grams |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:03:36): | Plus I still like to smoke weed ;) 429 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:03:41): | 440 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:03:51): | 1089 |
| Going In Dry | (23:05:49): | 640 bro |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:06:41): | Ranch it up |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:07:32): | Get high and stay high my niggas |
| Sunday, 15 November 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (07:36:28): | Holly Holm head kicked knocked out Rousey |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (07:49:13): | Like I said. If Holly kept it standing it was hers to lose |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (07:49:47): | I was looking at the highlights. Holms made Rhonda look stupid. She just danced around her |
| Going In Dry | (08:41:11): | Good I want to see the match now lol |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:50:04): | We could have went last night |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:30:05): | I was too busy with my Terryology |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:12:16): | I hate people. The caption is this is the same girl at every event. Like there isn't any white burnettes in America or France |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:14:13): | This is the real terrorist |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:25:07): | I think Brian wert is on to something |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:25:42): | It seems like Obama always has something to say after the fact, too |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:27:54): | Cool clock ahmed |
| Going In Dry | (13:50:26): | 711 was a part time job |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:57:47): | I want to make a fedora to fitness. We get Europhic neck beards to work out and such for the chance to take a girl out on a date in which they pay for |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:57:56): | Literally we just need cameras |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:59:51): | None |
| Going In Dry | (15:19:30): | And a willing girl |
| Going In Dry | (15:19:38): | That's the harder part |
| Monday, 16 November 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:35:43): | Uh oh |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:38:19): | Who let them write them write thy stroy |
| Going In Dry | (10:39:16): | Video games, the last bastion of terrorist communications |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:39:19): | "if you see a fire flower in the second half of level 2-2 then you know to begin shooting" |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:40:36): | "Ahmed has a 1.5kdr in Call of Duty! Begin the terrorism!" |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:17:27): | also would you guys want to go to a pool bar sometime? i drive by Q22 every day on my way to work (scotch plains) and the yelp reviews seem promising |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:27:08): | Like Olympic sized or just 25 meters? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:27:22): | Are we signing up for a relay? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:32:31): | Just bring a speedo |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:34:24): | I'm down |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:34:28): | Like full suit or European |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:35:23): | Apparently the Pope said we're already in the third world war |
| Going In Dry | (14:35:56): | The war on christmas |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:41:37): | Starbucks was a declaration of war |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:44:40): | What was the commotion even about with that cup? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:49:43): | people got mad when starbucks released their new cup |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:49:43): | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/040/700/ac8.jpg |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:50:24): | What was there to get mad about? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:57:22): | Whatever cucks run breitbart these days got mad that starbucks took the festive snowflakes and shit off their holiday cups |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:57:28): | and the article got big on social media |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:57:35): | people made videos and stuff about it, etc |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:59:21): | Fucking idiots. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:59:38): | What kind of protein should I get? Not trying to surrender a crazy amount of money |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:59:49): | Spend* |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:59:55): | Go to Costco |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:59:55): | Surrender works too though |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:00:01): | They have a big selections |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:00:07): | You can try mine |
| Going In Dry | (15:00:13): | Also it became a thing to tell people their name was merry Christmas so they had to put it on the cups |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:01:01): | I use Combat Protein. IsoPure is good. Are you Allergic to milk or just lactose intolerant like me |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:01:29): | I avoid lactose altogether |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:02:29): | You can get once with milk but they have to boil it twice. That break downs the lactose. I know Whey is good. Muscle farm. Did you start working out yet ? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:03:43): | Today |
| Going In Dry | (15:05:50): | Get ready to get those glutes worked \ufffd\ufffd |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:08:18): | Butt stuff |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:10:20): | When you get to freak beast you can wear this shirt |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:10:32): | Also since your day one. Don't buy protein yet you don't need it |
| Going In Dry | (15:11:05): | Yea at this point it's more about the roids |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:13:36): | I have been lifting for over a year and just started using protein. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:13:58): | Did you join a gym ? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:15:02): | What's everyone's max at these day. Military bench squat dead. And curl |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:15:13): | Karabinchak fucknasium |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:15:58): | You are working out in Brian's basement |
| Going In Dry | (15:16:33): | Jealous? \ufffd |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:17:55): | Of your no gainz gym. Yea. Call me when you get a wall mirror so I can look at myself while I lift. I don't want everyone else to get to see that amazing sight and not me |
| Going In Dry | (15:19:44): | Ok Patrick Bateman |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:20:05): | That nigga was swole |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:22:40): | Make sure to lift to Huey Lewis and the news |
| Going In Dry | (15:22:58): | It's hip to be a square body shape |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:15:34): | Does the Karabinchak Fucknasim have a free trial. I got a buddy thy I lift with and we want to lift there and grunt really load and show the other patrons our pumps and make them feel bad about themselves |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:16:01): | I want to preach the Swoly Bible |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:21:20): | Then you need to lift with Greg Zanetti |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:22:04): | Aka "The Body of Christ" |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:22:15): | I lift Greg Zanetti |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:23:30): | i don't know, he's taking jesus abs to a new level |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:23:49): | imagine how afraid of sin you will be when you enter his church |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:27:38): | When he does pushes up. He keeps the evil down |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:28:59): | do you even pray bro? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:36:40): | They only carbs I eat is the body of Christ |
| Tuesday, 17 November 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:47:42): | http://i.imgur.com/FTGCJbKh.jpg |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:49:19): | PC POlease |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:03:50): | also |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:03:50): | http://i.imgur.com/5I53hRb.jpg |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:22:48): | Cool parents |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (12:33:37): | None |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:02:06): | Rousey is going to be on the cover of UFC 2 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:08:29): | She ugly |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:08:52): | They are trying out a few covers |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:08:58): | This is my favorite |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:09:03): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (21:09:07): | Won't change the ugly |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:11:13): | I'm a Mesiha Tate fan. She petty |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:11:17): | Pretty |
| Going In Dry | (21:38:46): | It's the EA cover curse |
| Going In Dry | (21:39:20): | "If Islam is a religion of peace, see extreme Islamist should be extremely peaceful" -seen on 4chan lol |
| Wednesday, 18 November 2015 |
| Going In Dry | (09:18:24): | https://youtu.be/4CL4LNWHegk |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:25:14): | John Wick and Travolta http://imgur.com/gallery/9keYEfM |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:29:28): | This is a sequel, while completely unnecessary, actually looks pretty good |
| Going In Dry | (09:29:59): | Yea and I didn't even see Travolta the first two times lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:46:14): | I think Rousey was less of the EA curse and more of the "never had a serious fight" curse |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:48:12): | The UFC wanted to bank on her. She did to much and got to cocky. They gave her fights in her favor. She is a good competitor. But she has major holes in her game. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:48:23): | Holy Holm just had her way with her |
| Going In Dry | (09:49:03): | Dana and Joe Rogans faces when they rose Hollys hand were funny lol |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:49:45): | They interviewed Dana after the match and you could see him thinking well fuck |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:50:35): | Also everything is Pr control for Ronda. No congrats to Holm. Just hey she only lost one fight. She will come back stronger |
| Going In Dry | (09:51:08): | Yea, heard she didn't do a post match interview either but her brain still may have been scrambled to be fair |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:51:31): | She was sent to the hospital. Her lip was split |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:57:37): | That fight was so brutal lol |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:58:14): | UFC needs to reinstate the PRIDE tournament |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:58:51): | They won't. They sell to much on one fight. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:59:38): | They could have Mcgregor and Aldo in the same bracket. But they both lose and you have two undercard guys in the finals |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:59:39): | They'd still be one off fights, with months in between. Illegal in the US to fight more than once in a single day |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:10:37): | It was a really good farm system |
| Going In Dry | (18:42:25): | Just saw Alex in stop n shop apparently he has probation, 10k fine to pay off at his leisure and that's it |
| Going In Dry | (18:42:49): | I asked how he got that deal he said cause he was white lol |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:43:09): | Jesus. He got off light |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:44:19): | My boy |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:44:40): | I'm glad he's ok though lol I'm sure he played the white card well |
| Going In Dry | (18:45:05): | His hair cut is worse though |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:47:43): | How could it get worse? |
| Going In Dry | (18:48:26): | It looks you you described zachs hair |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:52:44): | Stupid |
| Going In Dry | (19:02:18): | Yea short all around the sides long on top, mini man bun at back |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:04:31): | That's Zach |
| Going In Dry | (19:04:43): | That's how's alex looked |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:49:11): | POWER |
| Thursday, 19 November 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:01:18): | I've decided. When I'm in public office I will close every speech with, "Be excellent to each other." \n\nLeave it up to the audience to say, "Party on dudes." |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:03:14): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:15:52): | 69 dude! |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:05:08): | Hey mates. |
| Going In Dry | (15:05:42): | It's fate |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:05:57): | That tonight |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:13:23): | I'll try and come |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:13:29): | And also watch with you guys ;) |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:48:45): | None |
| Going In Dry | (17:00:26): | I just saw that lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:52:41): | Gonna leave for edison in a few |
| Going In Dry | (19:54:16): | Cool cool cool |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:18:11): | Watching 30 rock with barfbeito is close to unbearable. Her ability to grasp comedy is hanging on by the thinnest of threads |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:22:39): | Yea shes a downie |
| Friday, 20 November 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:49:26): | See this shit, 137 hostages in Mali. 3 dead |
| Going In Dry | (08:49:43): | I heard part of it on npr this morning |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:49:47): | France deployed special forces |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:50:07): | Some Muslim hostages released |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:52:06): | Damn |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:52:20): | They really want a war |
| Going In Dry | (08:55:19): | Time to move to canada |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:57:06): | Not so fast. They were in Iraq and Afghanistan with us. And until last month they bombed Isis too. Also, remember there was an attack inside their parliament building |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:57:37): | I'm moving to Mexico |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:57:49): | Nothing to do with this. I want to be a drug king pin |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:58:52): | I want to be a bowling pin |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:00:56): | Who you calling pinhead Larry? |
| Going In Dry | (09:03:01): | I want to grow up to be a firetruck |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:55:20): | Today is national transgender day. And I want to tell you guys. I'm straight and I feel like I'm truly a guy inside. Please try to stay strong for me |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:56:10): | How come straight white males don't have their own day? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:56:50): | I don't know. I feel truly left out and under appreciated as an upper middle class white male |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:57:53): | Maybe that's all Hitler was trying to say. The Jews were trying to silence him |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:58:06): | White people need to be appreciated. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:02:22): | i think we should form a group to appreciate white men. a clan, so to speak |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:02:52): | A Kool Kids Klan. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:03:08): | Like to show we are down with today's society |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:03:27): | And we should wear white sheets to show we aren't ghosts of the past |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:03:54): | And burn crosses because heavy metal is integral to white culture |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:06:14): | I also want to help people take care of there lawns. I think we should tie ropes around black people and help them clean and trim there trees to promote better property value and curb appeal |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:07:15): | Around them? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:07:29): | To help them get into the tree. For safety |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:07:54): | Makes sense |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:08:16): | Safety is the number one concern of the Kool Kids Klan |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:15:49): | now this is progressive thinking |
| Going In Dry | (11:16:58): | POWERRRRR |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:18:11): | Woah. Too far. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:18:12): | Too far |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:18:18): | You're out |
| Going In Dry | (11:19:02): | I'm just promoting dental health |
| Going In Dry | (11:19:09): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:22:03): | Ah. OK. You're in |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:28:52): | Lolol |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (11:31:44): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:32:14): | Stormfront would be proud\n |
| Going In Dry | (11:39:03): | White privilege is being able to identify with what is truly inside of you |
| Saturday, 21 November 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:20:07): | Just remembered this was a thing |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:31:34): | America fuck no :( |
| Going In Dry | (11:23:35): | Haley wants to know if people are down for a board game night |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:23:53): | I'm down |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:32:49): | I'll ask Jessie but the think she just wants to drink tonight |
| Going In Dry | (11:33:23): | Well I didn't say there wouldn't be drinking lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:33:47): | I thought you guys were all going dry |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:34:19): | None |
| Going In Dry | (11:34:28): | I don't play by the rules not even my own |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:35:15): | I'm gonna go hit up Mike in a bit, tell Haley if she sees me by her house that I'm not trying to stalk her |
| Going In Dry | (11:35:31): | I'll wave to you |
| Going In Dry | (11:54:28): | Caitlin Jenner in addition to being against gay marriage still plans to vote republican for the next president lol |
| Going In Dry | (11:55:11): | Right now she says she plans on voting for Trump or Carson |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:09:55): | How is this reality |
| Going In Dry | (12:10:25): | Actually I like it he's challenging our preconceived notions that gay or trangender people are automatically liberal |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:15:00): | Carson said people that go to prison become gay. Seems counter productive |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:15:03): | Also Caitlin Jenner pissed off people by saying the hardest part about being a woman is finding what to wear |
| Going In Dry | (12:16:43): | All he needs to do is now say that math and science is harder for her than it used to be |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:16:47): | I think Caitlin Jenner is just setting trans people back if anything |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:17:21): | Like the most high profile trans person on earth says marriage should be between a man and a woman lol |
| Going In Dry | (12:18:39): | There was a NPR story on a woman to man trans who said after testosterone therapy he did have more of an interest in math/science and understood it better so who knows maybe there's a chemical connection between testosterone and science |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:24:58): | On average, women are better at math |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:25:15): | Men are better at spatial reasoning |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:25:18): | I should transition to get my math skills up |
| Going In Dry | (12:26:01): | Maybe the ones that go into math are but on average 90% of my math classes were men too |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:27:12): | Whens the math test professor? Will I have enough time to begin an estrogen regiment by then? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:27:15): | That's just a problem with women being discouraged from entering STEM |
| Going In Dry | (12:27:58): | Or maybe testosterone does create interest in math/science but not ability |
| Going In Dry | (12:28:14): | Though your right it is a boys club |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:28:40): | Probably because boy activities are stem based too |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:28:56): | Video games, computers, cars, electronics, etc |
| Going In Dry | (12:31:51): | That's a good point. Do boys like those things cause of society though or is that still just STEMming from a natural inclination to STEM |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:19:01): | I got practice for 3 hours and I miss the conversation |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:21:31): | Stem, like it or hate it its here to stay |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:22:03): | I'm not sure what exercises are in stem. That like crossfit. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:23:39): | Science technology engineering and deadlifts |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:24:42): | Squats Trunk Extensions and Muscle Ups . |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:25:04): | Yea I majored in STEM. Also really into BDSM |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:25:28): | Bench Deadlift Squat Military press |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:25:46): | I don't know how we've managed to neglect to inform Marc of Sam's new activity's. She had her first bortion. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:26:10): | HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT TELL ME THESE THINGS |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:26:18): | Did I miss the party? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:26:49): | oh yea you missed a good one |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:26:58): | this is why you need to start watching nathan for you |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:27:13): | Also, I may have laughed her out of Brian's house |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:27:27): | yea i think so lol |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:27:49): | I miss everything. Damn my workout schedule |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:29:33): | So tell me what happened |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:30:30): | Got a bortion last month. Keeps banging raw dog. Will get more bortions. |
| Going In Dry | (14:30:47): | Had a threesome in Vegas with a random dude and an old friend |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:31:00): | 2 months after her abortion |
| Going In Dry | (14:31:02): | Banged a dude in AC when she went there with her dad |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:31:18): | just sam bein sam really |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:33:05): | if she applied this level of reckless, impulsive risk taking to any other aspect of her life she would either be dead or a billionaire by now |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:58:24): | I say both |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:42:00): | So what are we doing tonight |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:51:39): | I'll be home 930. Walking dead board game? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:52:09): | i have a feeling jessie will probably not be into that so im gonna sit tonight out lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:52:30): | although if you guys want to watch the show tomorrow im down |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:52:48): | I won't be home in time |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:54:47): | It's Double Xp weekend for COD so you will have to sweeten the pot |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:55:12): | ah ok |
| Sunday, 22 November 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:34:39): | This ain't real right. Fox News is making this up |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:39:37): | Also Hero went full neck beard |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:55:39): | Big thing at Princeton now about removing Woodrow Wilson's name from a school wing |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:56:32): | He did lay the blue prints for the UN |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:57:51): | But he also didn't allow black students to attend Princeton when he was the president there, so I think it's a valid complaint |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:58:40): | He was also super hardcore rascist |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:58:52): | Like when the birth of a nation came out he loved it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:01:08): | Wasn't he president at the turn of the century? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:04:29): | Also I went to the Adolf Hitler school of painting and we didn't find anything wrong with it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:08:54): | A lot of water colors |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:08:59): | And mirder |
| Going In Dry | (15:19:03): | What better way to get back at him then to make his wing the one of African American studies |
| Going In Dry | (17:15:01): | My and haley are doing good deeds sending girls messages from steves OKC account. I'm sure they'll appreciate the full sentences and proper spelling. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:15:42): | Yea but what happens when Steve gets back on |
| Going In Dry | (17:15:49): | Hell thank us |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:16:04): | He will never truly be Halo 3 |
| Going In Dry | (17:16:36): | We revived a dead conversation he had with a 19 year old bisexual sexpeirenced native American who's really into comedy movies |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:17:15): | I'm like 90% sure that's a joke account |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:18:10): | Or a Windago |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:18:27): | If the latter. Please send me contact info. I have a score to settle |
| Going In Dry | (17:20:42): | None |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:21:27): | Is that Steves profile? |
| Going In Dry | (17:22:58): | The one I wrote for him lol. Better than what he had "loyal, kind, in shy at first" |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:26:43): | Don't you feel like this is false advertising though |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:27:04): | A women needs to love Steve for Steve. |
| Going In Dry | (17:28:05): | But steve representing himself through text is also false advertising since he can't write in complete sentences to describe himself |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:28:05): | In that sense "in shy at first" is a better description |
| Going In Dry | (17:28:18): | We haven't lied at all |
| Going In Dry | (17:28:29): | We just omitted some stuff |
| Going In Dry | (17:28:56): | Haleys learning the hardness of being a man on a dating site lol |
| Going In Dry | (17:29:17): | We got a message back to our well crafted message that was just "thanks (:" |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:30:05): | I still say Steve needs to be Steve. If there are multiple wedding were the bride and groom are dressed as shrek. Steve can find love |
| Going In Dry | (17:31:35): | Lol funny you say multiple weddings |
| Going In Dry | (17:31:50): | Some girl asked who he was I'm the photo, he said he was the middle two people with their mouth open |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:32:21): | Wait what |
| Going In Dry | (17:33:47): | Lol I laughed so hard when I saw that |
| Going In Dry | (17:34:50): | She stopped messaging, guess she's monogamous and looking for a relationship with only one man |
| Going In Dry | (17:35:11): | Another girl asked the same question, he said "one in middle with mouth open" |
| Going In Dry | (17:35:36): | She said OK and I thought that would have been it but them she continued the conversation |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:38:26): | Get him a better picture |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:38:40): | I think this is a lost cause unless you and Haley can stack on top of each other and go on the date in a giant trenchcoat so you don't know its two people |
| Going In Dry | (17:39:22): | We will give steve an earpiece |
| Going In Dry | (17:39:26): | Feed him lines |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:41:32): | I could get Steve laid but he wouldn't follow along with anything and all my work wouldn't amount to shit |
| Going In Dry | (17:41:40): | Maybe find him a blind girl and then I do all the talking |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:55:20): | How would you plan on getting Steve laid lol |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:55:36): | Just lie a bunch |
| Going In Dry | (17:58:38): | After reading all his messages I think I need to give him an intervention |
| Going In Dry | (17:58:45): | And a grammar class |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:58:56): | They sketchy |
| Going In Dry | (17:59:32): | Not sketchy just poorly spelled a lot and nonsensical sometimes |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:23:05): | Ok intervention it is |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:22:40): | When you let your sister do your nails \n |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:26:28): | Sister fister |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:26:31): | Gross |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:29:06): | Why Marc |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:30:10): | She likes doing nails and I'd figure we would spend quality time together |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:35:12): | Plus I wanna look pretty like a princess |
| Going In Dry | (19:38:25): | Ha gayyyyyy |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:39:09): | Duh |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:39:26): | Dicks on Dicks on Dicks |
| Monday, 23 November 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:13:58): | My brother is straight up looking like a homeless person now |
| Going In Dry | (08:19:23): | What's he doing |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:23:44): | He was wearing five layers and fingerless gloves today |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:23:58): | It's like he pays a lot of money to look homeless |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:24:42): | Dat Yeezy Line |
| Going In Dry | (08:25:05): | Is he wearing more than 1 jacket |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:25:11): | Yup |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:25:22): | A jacket and a lighter jacket under that one |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:37:22): | He's like a menswear drifter |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:16:38): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:18:08): | There's a picture of a rocket floating around where a soldier wrote in sharpie, "from Linda" |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:14:58): | Cool Clock Amhed wants a cool 15 mil |
| Going In Dry | (17:15:28): | Really? |
| Going In Dry | (17:15:45): | The clock wasn't that cool |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:15:46): | Yea. He is suing for 15 million for being mistreated |
| Going In Dry | (17:16:26): | I thought he left the usa |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:16:55): | How else he gunna find his ISIS plots |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:18:39): | That kid really is a piece of shit lol |
| Going In Dry | (17:20:33): | Being forced to meet our Muslim president is part of the mistreatment |
| Going In Dry | (17:22:14): | Then he was harassed by the likes of bill nye and Neil degrasse Tyson |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:23:05): | "You call this a clock kid. You will never get into nasa with this weak ass shit" Bill Nye |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:23:22): | Plus his awful tour of NASA and internships |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:23:36): | He cucked America |
| Going In Dry | (17:23:57): | Mofo cucked us all now he's coming back for seconds |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:24:45): | We got Linda |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:31:18): | seriously though |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:31:22): | this is some supervillain shit |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:32:01): | creates a plot to get the kid arrested, gets massive media attention, takes advantage of this, moves to qatar, demands 15 million or we all look like bigots |
| Going In Dry | (18:42:15): | "We are legion don't forget that bk" -my brother |
| Going In Dry | (18:42:51): | When talking about anonymous hacking ISIS twitter accounts. I said you weren't apart of that he said "how do you know, all those late nights" |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:43:54): | Steve can't hack. Guarantee it. Can't social engineer either |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:58:32): | But he can create fake amazon reviews. If he gives Isis stuff enough 1 star reviews they will disband |
| Going In Dry | (18:59:26): | "I find the ISIS magazine both shallow and pedantic, 1/5" |
| Going In Dry | (19:13:53): | Found on my Google drive |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:19:18): | Beautiful |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:19:22): | I will finish it one day |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:19:32): | With the raping robot in it |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:33:08): | Rapebot is here for your pleasure |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:33:14): | Initiating raping sequence |
| Going In Dry | (20:50:37): | Steve wants me to look up how to make a hydraulic car |
| Going In Dry | (20:50:43): | You know, one that runs on water |
| Tuesday, 24 November 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:24:13): | Josh , did you see the picture of Killer Mike working on Run the Jewels 3? He's replaced El P |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:24:22): | None |
| Going In Dry | (09:25:26): | I watched Killer Mike talk before Bernie he did a great opening |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:26:25): | i heard their new group will be called Run the Jews |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:41:23): | Killer Mike and El Presidente |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:40:55): | There are signs that say the silent majority stand with trump. No one who supports trump has ever been silent |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:42:15): | Can't wait for prez Trump |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:42:24): | Fuck that. My kids putting up 135 by age 1 or he's going back |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:56:26): | Baby squats |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:15:14): | http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2015/11/19/kindergarten-teacher-bans-legos-for-boys-citing-gender-equity/ |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:15:31): | i quit |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (12:15:51): | Yea I saw that |
| Going In Dry | (13:00:06): | Really they were just tired of stepping on Legos |
| Wednesday, 25 November 2015 |
| Going In Dry | (07:57:54): | Sam is apparently spending Thanksgiving with my family because she got into a fight with her parents |
| Going In Dry | (08:00:11): | Think another classic Sam story is around the corner |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:00:13): | Of course |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:00:37): | That's kind of sad tbh |
| Going In Dry | (08:01:04): | The whole weekend with my family in PA |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:02:56): | Your parents are brave |
| Going In Dry | (08:02:58): | And yea but she does it to herself |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:03:12): | true she could just say sorry |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:03:35): | And then spend the limited time she has left with her parents on a major holiday |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:11:03): | You just gunna take her behind the shed and end it |
| Going In Dry | (08:28:26): | "Look at that sunset" |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:29:06): | Think of the rabbits Lenny |
| Going In Dry | (08:29:33): | Ah that's what I was thinking of lol |
| Going In Dry | (08:29:56): | Sam is Lenny if Lenny was a slut |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:31:02): | Trailer for civil war is out |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:31:35): | I'm wondering how they are going to do it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:38:29): | That's not as much civil war as its Captain America vs Iron Man. Black Panther makes an appearance I see. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:44:07): | Which one is civil war |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:44:32): | I let Brian borrow it. You can borrow it too if you want |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:44:48): | I've got a copy too |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:44:51): | I'm probably not going to read it loo |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:45:00): | But you can't borrow it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:45:54): | It's a short read |
| Going In Dry | (08:46:37): | Yea I finished it in a day I think |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:46:57): | I read mine in the t station |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:48:23): | Why don't ya just suck each others boners dry already. Jeez |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:49:58): | Got the wrong coffee at McDonalds this morning... Six sugars and five creams. Who the fuck drinks this? Might as well just melt down a few twix bars or something |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:53:50): | Listening to people's orders at dunkin donuts is amazing |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:54:31): | I took one sip and I feel sick |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:54:40): | It's basically sweet warm milk |
| Going In Dry | (08:54:52): | That's disgusting lol |
| Going In Dry | (08:59:32): | I drink mine like the lives that matter |
| Going In Dry | (08:59:34): | Black |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:59:53): | same |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:08:08): | I drink mine like like a dirty Brit. I use tea leaves |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (12:31:34): | Seems legit |
| Going In Dry | (12:32:53): | I see the problem here |
| Going In Dry | (12:33:10): | You forgot to Updoot your Informatian |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (12:33:26): | I so stoppd |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:56:53): | *updote |
| Going In Dry | (12:57:43): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:32:49): | The elusive Gary is in our presence |
| Going In Dry | (18:44:23): | Hair status- sayain levels |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:44:44): | Really? I didn't even notice |
| Going In Dry | (18:44:59): | Just big and spiky |
| Going In Dry | (18:45:08): | You didn't walk past him lol |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:45:09): | Ass hat |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:45:16): | Oh boy |
| Going In Dry | (18:45:23): | You avoided him ya puss |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:45:31): | I heard you say happy thanksgiving. Did he say anything in response? |
| Going In Dry | (18:45:50): | Yea he said it back very softly |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:46:22): | So petty |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:47:19): | I swear, be thinks he's Peter pan. He's just mad at us cause we're no longer lost boys |
| The Dryer, The Better | (22:32:43): | http://www.doing.biz/blog/10/2015/62y06oe8n1hqeferqng1qk9fdbbs73 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (22:33:01): | let me know what you think |
| Thursday, 26 November 2015 |
| Going In Dry | (09:50:20): | Today we celebrate being welcomed in as refugees and destroying native people to fulfill our God given right to this land. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:51:20): | If anything this proves that we shouldn't allow Syrians in. Enjoy your smallpox and maize shortages liberals |
| Going In Dry | (09:56:45): | Today we are all Syrians |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:57:31): | Then it is your duty to stone sam |
| Going In Dry | (14:47:39): | Luckily she's not coming now |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:49:45): | God is good |
| Going In Dry | (16:30:40): | One of haleys aunts brought maple bacon cheese to thanksgiving for appetizers, god is good |
| Going In Dry | (16:30:56): | Not that your Jewishness can eat that |
| Going In Dry | (16:52:05): | Was just trying to find something about kanye west and found this |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:00:19): | I knew there was a conspiracy |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:47:25): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:47:33): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:47:57): | I love this tag |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:50:15): | Someone said this exact thing about the soup I had tonight |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:52:50): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:56:10): | One more |
| Friday, 27 November 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:14:33): | You guys free tomorrow? Got nothing really to do |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:22:17): | After my work out no |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:24:11): | Kewl |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:07:06): | I should be free |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:14:31): | Aight cool |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:26:27): | Should be around tomorrow night actually. Probably headed to NYC during the day |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:26:53): | I might go to NYC too lol |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:27:26): | Get off my dick, bruh |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:27:41): | What you doing there? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:29:24): | Might hang out with my brother in Brooklyn lol |
| Saturday, 28 November 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:40:42): | What we doing today |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:45:28): | I'm in Manhattan right now. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:45:47): | After you get your fudge packed |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (15:45:57): | I know you love sweets |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:55:31): | I'm down for whatever tonight |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:53:30): | Bud lights for all |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:43:25): | Sooooooo |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:54:52): | Still in NYC. Not gonna be back any time soon |
| Going In Dry | (19:55:14): | I'm still in PA |
| Monday, 30 November 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:46:31): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:47:52): | Crater pussy |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:00:45): | Marc, what kinds camera do you have? Canon? Nikon? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:00:51): | Kinda* |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:01:08): | Nikon cool pix 510 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:01:15): | It's a good little camera |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:01:28): | Cool pix ahmed |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:02:05): | I'm gonna buy a refurbished DSLR |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:02:27): | Why |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:02:28): | You like Nikon better? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:02:33): | Just get an slr |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:03:25): | Everything is relatively cheap. Might as well get a decent one |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:03:59): | Your iPhone is good enough for what you wanna do. Don't throw money at something that you can use something you already have |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:04:18): | I don't have an iPhone |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:04:31): | Your smart phone |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:04:39): | Eh |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:04:48): | I'm a big boy now |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:06:18): | Moto x camera is not supposed to be great lol |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:06:21): | Your going to use it for a month and fuck with settings no one will notice |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:06:47): | And then I will critique all your photos because you auto white balance everything |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:07:16): | Eh |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:07:35): | I've fucked with 50 dollar cameras and 1000 cameras. It's just about the person using it |
| Tuesday, 01 December 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (14:31:18): | I'm giving the gift of gainz this Christmas |
| Wednesday, 02 December 2015 |
| Going In Dry | (18:17:20): | What are you guys doing for new years |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:18:12): | Jessie and I don't really have concrete plans yey |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:18:13): | Yet |
| Going In Dry | (18:19:01): | Want to come to PA? Me haley gonna ask lori and her friends the yid is down |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:20:24): | Tonight ? |
| Going In Dry | (18:20:49): | No for new queers eve |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:20:53): | Lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:20:59): | I'll have to ask Jessie |
| Going In Dry | (18:21:10): | Kk |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:40:29): | Will there be a place to work out or am I gunna bench Josh again. He's pretty top heavy |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:45:29): | Do you even lift |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:46:07): | I don't lift. I LIVE T |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:46:51): | You can squat the canoe |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (18:47:32): | I'll need some people in it. New Year New Swole |
| Going In Dry | (19:08:15): | You can push the atv around with someone on it and we can pretend we are really riding it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:33:14): | You have to put the collar on me and my feed bag too. |
| Going In Dry | (19:35:12): | Can't forget the manure bag either |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:32:21): | Nah I poop where I want |
| Thursday, 03 December 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:52:17): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:03:00): | Lol |
| Going In Dry | (17:07:21): | I remeber that girl |
| Going In Dry | (17:07:27): | She was an uggo |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:59:37): | Never forget. John was a zombie |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:02:57): | John Freeman, Gordon Freeman's brother |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:05:51): | Never played half life. Don't ruin it for me guys. Not nice. |
| Friday, 04 December 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:40:59): | None |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:41:02): | None |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:41:21): | Who will be our next Brosedent |
| Saturday, 05 December 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:28:33): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:29:10): | I need this |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:37:14): | Is this real? When are taco bell, Doritos, and mountain dew going to merge into one company? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:37:36): | The flavor is real |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:50:06): | Is reseal = israel |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:50:11): | Is real |
| Sunday, 06 December 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (20:18:45): | Happy Jew Christmas you filthy animals |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:32:28): | I think most Jews would much rather celebrate Festivus. |
| Monday, 07 December 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (06:42:38): | I have been eating more fiber and it's like someone put Astro glide all over my poops |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:41:15): | You should invest in a bed pan for when you're squatting |
| Going In Dry | (08:59:00): | I eat a lot of fiber I'm so regular I can tell what time it is based off when I pooped last |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:31:40): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:32:19): | https://youtu.be/oMQ-RoCKa6o |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:32:23): | This is real |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:37:20): | this trailer has inspired me more than anything ive seen in the last 5 years |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:37:40): | we need to write a movie. like need to |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:38:36): | Apparently Arnold started a rumor that he wanted to be in the movie only so that Sylvester would take the shitty role |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:39:12): | lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:39:24): | i miss non mutant stallone |
| Tuesday, 08 December 2015 |
| Going In Dry | (08:59:10): | Josh is 280 flush from a bank error on Zachs part, how do we waste the money |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (08:59:41): | STRIPPERA |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:00:54): | Is it possible to rent a jungle child for a day? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:07:20): | Not in today's economy |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:38:36): | None |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:39:25): | That's why I'm so strong. I have a lot of emotional baggage |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:39:55): | Yeah emotional baggage is great for when you are trying to improve your squat |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:40:13): | I wish my parents would get a divorce so I can improve my OHP |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:41:16): | My grandpa dying really helped me get over 405 on deadlifts |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:58:59): | I saw a dirty Jew working at Costco on Hakuna Matata. |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (10:59:06): | His name was Josh |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:37:41): | I admit it |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (12:38:04): | You like working there. I'm going stir crazy at home. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:39:28): | Better than a desk job. Plus, I'm not GIVING MY MONEY away |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:41:35): | And after 90 probation period, even part time workers get health insurance |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:41:42): | 90 day* |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (12:42:00): | What would be my biggest strength. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:43:10): | Refusal to admit defeat |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:43:20): | Ain't no banana box ever gonna keep you down |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:46:04): | Come work at HP with me lol |
| Going In Dry | (12:55:50): | Does HP need any Jr developers lol |
| Going In Dry | (12:55:54): | Or QA people |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:59:05): | Check their site, that's where I found my job |
| Going In Dry | (12:59:29): | Can I put you down as a the person who referred me |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:02:28): | Depends where you're applying lol |
| Going In Dry | (13:07:24): | See that open desk next to you? There |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:17:53): | I wanna work at the swole factory |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:19:01): | There actually is an open desk next to me |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:19:18): | But my place is a finance company not an IT company |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (13:39:47): | I don't know ofHP needs media buyers and planners |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:47:32): | Yea they don't so that, they outsource to omnicom |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:06:38): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:20:40): | #NotAllAtheistBros |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:25:37): | How shredded you think Jesus was ? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:26:09): | His abs were sick |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:26:29): | Them slave abs |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:26:34): | Savior |
| Going In Dry | (17:26:54): | I want that Jesus on the cross look |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (17:27:12): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:27:15): | Slave abs sounds like a good workout routine |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:27:27): | He was probably a puny nerd bitch, what with him being a peace loving hippie and all |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:27:28): | You ever seen a fat slave? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:27:50): | Look at me, I'm Jesus, hope I don't chip a nail going to temple |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:28:02): | Ever seen a fat serial killer? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:28:10): | John Wayne gacy |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:28:19): | He was a big fat fuck |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:29:11): | Slave abs do sound nice though |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:29:18): | Sorry, helper abs |
| Wednesday, 09 December 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (07:34:17): | Who's in |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (16:02:30): | What are we doing for Brian's birthday |
| Going In Dry | (16:06:40): | I will have a plan tonight |
| Going In Dry | (16:07:01): | I will tell you guys what it is once I figure it out |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:37:14): | Brian whens your birthday |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:39:13): | Actually never mind I facebooked it. But if you guys all want to do something its got to be this weekend because I won't be around from the 17th - 28th |
| Going In Dry | (17:04:20): | Yea I'll find something for this Saturday |
| Going In Dry | (19:19:48): | Stress factory Saturday |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:20:05): | You miss spelt swole |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:20:27): | Who's performing? |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:20:38): | Rene |
| Going In Dry | (19:20:43): | Nate Bargatze |
| Going In Dry | (19:21:10): | Dunno him really but he's done the late night circuit a few rounds so he can't be bad |
| Going In Dry | (19:21:42): | He is Jimmy Fallons favorite Comedian though which is a little worrying |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:26:42): | Does he ruin snl skits too lol |
| Going In Dry | (19:29:34): | Lol seriously though get 945 tickets for Dec 12 if you wanna come |
| Going In Dry | (19:31:57): | Before it gets sold out since everyone is going to want to see this nate fellow |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:40:33): | You think it will sell out ? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:41:47): | Probably not. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:41:57): | Isn't it finals time at Rutgers |
| Going In Dry | (19:42:05): | Idk but you can buy the ticks online now for cheaper |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (19:48:25): | How much. I have never been there before |
| Going In Dry | (21:01:56): | 20 a ticket |
| Going In Dry | (21:02:43): | They also have a two item minimum inside |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:02:57): | I'll get the ticket tomorrow |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (21:03:08): | They better have Sheryl temples |
| No Condom, No Problem | (21:03:39): | i'm going to buy two hoodies |
| Thursday, 10 December 2015 |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:30:47): | I got my ticket for the 9:45 |
| Going In Dry | (09:37:37): | Sweet |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:38:17): | I might have to go to my sisters impromptu pool party wedding though |
| My Exit is also and Entrance | (09:48:48): | Also the I rewatched the Knox matrix dubs. You are all Robert now |
| GroupMe | (09:51:26): | My Exit is also and Entrance changed name to Robert |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:51:36): | your sister is getting an impromptu poolside marriage in December? |
| Robert | (09:51:55): | It's indoor |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:15:49): | I have not the slightest clue what is going on |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:16:22): | Marcs sister is tying the knot at a pool party, get your head in the game |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:18:05): | What about keanu Reeves? |
| Robert | (10:20:56): | It's to him duh |
| Friday, 11 December 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:12:34): | http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/da8aaf06e3/gory-hole?_cc=__m___&_ccid=su5ipi.nz7854 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:13:26): | Fuck the whole wurld |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:13:31): | We were too late |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:16:57): | Yeah. They even make a surviving dick biting joke. It's not the exact same premise, but close enough that I wouldn't want to pursue it |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:17:22): | *Not sure why surviving made it in there |
| Robert | (13:00:12): | We doing dinner tomorrow ? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:00:48): | Anything going on tonight? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:02:15): | I'll be around tomorrow but not tonight |
| Going In Dry | (17:03:36): | Prob dinner tomorrow |
| Going In Dry | (18:10:47): | https://i.imgur.com/KKoVCK1.jpg from Ben carson book |
| Robert | (18:12:24): | He's my new favorite person. He's like the kid who said he had Pokemon purple but it was at his grandmas house |
| Robert | (19:03:21): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:41:55): | Is that actually from Ben Carsons book? |
| Robert | (19:43:06): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:03:34): | There's no way that is real |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:09:30): | I want it to be real. Like it's in his book. It obviously never happened |
| Going In Dry | (20:18:40): | Apparently we're all gullible, it's not real |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:21:10): | I think the \u2122 gave it away |
| Robert | (20:24:24): | Grizzly bears don't hunt in packs dumbass. It was clearly wolves |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:28:41): | Plus we all know Ben Carson's telekenisis is sub par at best |
| Saturday, 12 December 2015 |
| Robert | (12:01:27): | When and where we doing dinner |
| Going In Dry | (12:16:16): | Haleys GRE today is from 1-6 so after she gets back, as for where, I'm open to suggestions lol |
| Robert | (12:16:52): | She won't need the full 5 hours. She's a smart girl |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:17:11): | Nigga its your birthday |
| Robert | (12:17:14): | I don't know what's over there |
| Going In Dry | (12:18:12): | She doesn't want to have to retake it so she'll probably take the full time checking etc. I'll find something |
| Going In Dry | (17:52:19): | Haleys back |
| Going In Dry | (17:52:45): | You guys can head over now I think when everyone's here we go to NB get some food then go to the s factory |
| Going In Dry | (17:53:00): | If there's downtime we just hit a nearby bar in between |
| Robert | (17:53:05): | Aight. |
| Robert | (18:06:52): | I'm heading over soon |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:07:39): | Leaving in 5 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:26:03): | Gonna be a fww minutes late, some asshole hot my car |
| Robert | (18:27:16): | Murder him |
| Going In Dry | (18:31:00): | Oh shit sorry dude |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:32:39): | No damage so it's all good |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:32:43): | In Clark now |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:10:59): | Hello Lori |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:11:17): | Lori! |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:21:11): | What is the name of loris friend because I feel like I should know this |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:21:45): | Jackie |
| The Dryer, The Better | (20:22:11): | You should play footsie with her |
| Sunday, 13 December 2015 |
| Robert | (12:10:47): | Happy birthday Pete |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:13:12): | Fuck off, Pete |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:13:31): | My birthday is ruined |
| Robert | (12:17:09): | It already was |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:49:55): | For reals tho happy birthday Brian |
| Going In Dry | (14:54:05): | Sank you Peter san |
| Robert | (19:51:06): | Who wants to Allia Akbah |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:54:01): | Scalia |
| Robert | (19:55:39): | Da fuq |
| Wednesday, 16 December 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:51:04): | New Christmas heist movie: SantaCon |
| Going In Dry | (10:28:52): | I found the best new subreddit |
| Going In Dry | (10:29:12): | Www.reddit.com/r/dankchristianmemes |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:07:48): | https://i.imgur.com/RrbS9dt.jpg |
| Robert | (11:31:38): | Why are like 50% of them will smith |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:32:34): | Some of them don't even feel like the OP is in on the joke |
| Robert | (12:35:22): | Do Jesus and Satan text or do they is What's App |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:36:45): | ScatChat |
| Robert | (12:37:30): | I don't get it |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:39:07): | It was a poor attempt at a poop joke. For no reason. Don't question me |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:46:59): | I liked it josh |
| Going In Dry | (12:47:43): | I was indifferent to it |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:56:55): | I might tell it to my kids some day but not credit josh |
| Robert | (13:44:01): | I'm gunna tell my kids about Josh and not credit that joke |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:02:33): | Let's hope your respective children never meet. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:08:24): | Nah my son will be too cool |
| Robert | (14:09:16): | My son will bully your son as a cry for help because I'm pushing him to hard |
| Going In Dry | (14:12:50): | I can't wait to put my unfulfilled goals onto my child |
| Robert | (14:13:57): | I wanna mate with an Amazon cause then I could build a champion. |
| Robert | (14:14:15): | My work ethic and her like 6'8" genes |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:14:27): | Go for a Samoan woman |
| Robert | (14:14:46): | My kid would make the rock look like a bitch |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:15:06): | I can't wait for you guys to have your kids finally open up to that they are being bullied at school, only to find out that the bully is actually me waiting in the parking lot when they get dropped off so i can call them little faggots |
| Robert | (14:18:37): | I'm going to be there coach and say they are slackers just like their old man |
| GroupMe | (14:20:03): | No Condom, No Problem changed the group's name to Sam's Clam - One Size Fits All |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:40:45): | Holy fuck. I just tried out the Samsung oculus thing. It's super intense. |
| Going In Dry | (15:41:43): | How much porn did you watch |
| Robert | (15:42:02): | All of it |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:43:39): | Video games are gonna be ridiculous |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:43:46): | Samsung oculus? |
| Robert | (15:44:51): | It's the Vibe right |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:55:41): | Yeah, Samsung oculus. Gear vr |
| Robert | (15:56:40): | It's called the gear |
| Robert | (15:56:45): | I think |
| Robert | (15:57:02): | Oculus rift is a different product |
| Robert | (15:57:18): | Project Morpheus is Sony |
| Robert | (15:57:36): | But they just named it Sony VR |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:57:45): | Is that the thing where you just strap your Samsung phone to your face? Looks dumb tbh |
| Robert | (15:58:15): | Google Cardboard. All day |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:00:25): | Samsung used oculus tech. |
| Robert | (16:01:16): | Isn't it a piece of plastic you put your phone in |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:01:45): | No idea. All I know is that it was pretty fucking cool |
| Robert | (16:02:17): | Did you look like you wear wearing Security armour for halo |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:02:38): | Don't know what that is |
| Robert | (16:03:03): | None |
| Robert | (16:03:06): | Was it this |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:03:48): | Yeah |
| Robert | (16:04:08): | Yea it's a piece of plastic that holds your phone |
| Robert | (16:04:22): | It's like 200 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:04:37): | It's like I'm really in the text message! |
| Robert | (16:05:11): | It's like my mom is guilt tripping me to visit grandma right in front of me |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:06:37): | Regardless, vr in general is gonna be sweet |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:07:00): | Yeah the oculus was cool when I used it |
| Thursday, 17 December 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:03:00): | this galaxy vr actually looks kind of neat |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:03:03): | probably great for porn |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:03:13): | you can smell the taints |
| Going In Dry | (09:04:05): | It's just smellz |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:13:52): | Can't see where you shoot though |
| Robert | (09:14:54): | They have those machines that do it for you in Japan. That weird weird little country |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:15:08): | Japan's got the right idea |
| Robert | (09:46:39): | So how long until they make a MLP VR porn game |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:49:54): | Are bronies still a thing? |
| Robert | (09:50:35): | If just neckbeard things is an indicator the yes |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:54:18): | What a time to be alive |
| Robert | (23:18:40): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:20:13): | Who sang that song? |
| Robert | (23:20:40): | I don't know if that's a trap |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:22:13): | It is |
| Friday, 18 December 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (01:15:25): | Josh I just watched like half of season 2 of Rick and Morty and it was fantastic |
| No Condom, No Problem | (01:15:47): | My favorite episode so far was the one with Mr Poopy Butthole |
| The Dryer, The Better | (01:23:36): | I loved how they changed the entire opening sequence just for the one off character |
| No Condom, No Problem | (01:24:10): | That episode was so good. And the schwifty one |
| No Condom, No Problem | (01:24:20): | I liked when they worshipped the heads |
| The Dryer, The Better | (01:25:04): | Get schwifty |
| The Dryer, The Better | (01:25:15): | Take off your pants |
| No Condom, No Problem | (01:25:20): | Shit on the floor |
| Robert | (01:25:32): | Go the fuck to sleep |
| No Condom, No Problem | (01:25:55): | Yeah right I just saved three hours |
| The Dryer, The Better | (01:26:14): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (01:27:49): | https://www.omaze.com/experiences/red-rick-and-morty?utm_source=social-youtube-charity&utm_medium=video-anouncement&utm_content=1&utm_campaign=aids-international&oa_h=n3vnai |
| No Condom, No Problem | (01:28:35): | Also lol @ sleepy gary |
| The Dryer, The Better | (01:31:15): | Show deserves an emmy |
| Robert | (12:05:10): | The worst feelings is when your earphones break mid set |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:31:54): | Gotta get real headphones |
| Robert | (12:32:20): | They were. They just couldn't handle the weight |
| Going In Dry | (12:57:59): | Too many ear presses |
| Robert | (13:09:19): | It's ear curls. Do you even lift? |
| Going In Dry | (13:10:36): | My lobes are all natty |
| Robert | (13:12:01): | Nigga you more artificial then an air head |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:18:12): | You call those ears natty with all that cartilage? |
| Robert | (13:18:46): | I got more cauliflower on my ear then a vegan has on their plate |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:19:18): | #VeganLife |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:15:49): | Josh I need time to forget sleepy Gary |
| Robert | (21:42:13): | None |
| Robert | (23:39:14): | I think my new opening line to women will be. Hey bitch. Let me tongue punch that dirt star |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:39:44): | thats what my grandpa said to my grandma on their first date |
| Saturday, 19 December 2015 |
| Robert | (15:57:17): | I'm all for fitness and such. But you can't look badass with a Goku tank on |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:21:14): | "Barack Obama is one of the most evil men that has ever lived" - My mom |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:23:03): | There was a dude at the rock climbing gym Pete and Sandy went to that was built like goku, wore his attire, and had dbz tattoos |
| Robert | (17:25:00): | Correction. If you built like Goku you can pull it off |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:26:07): | Yea he had a sick vegeta tattoo |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:19:43): | My mom just said Obama was worse than Hitler lol |
| Going In Dry | (18:35:56): | Cause of abortions right |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:37:33): | You betcha |
| Robert | (18:43:26): | I thought it was the moist ache |
| Robert | (18:43:30): | Mustache |
| Robert | (18:44:33): | None |
| Tuesday, 22 December 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:07:54): | My mom just argued that Barack Obama is a minion of Satan lol |
| Going In Dry | (12:08:30): | Was she successful? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:09:11): | Yea she's really opened my eyes up |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:09:39): | Is your dad on board with this too? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:11:33): | he stays quiet which is the smart thing to do |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:11:54): | she originally said "i strongly believe that barack obama is the antichrist" |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:12:03): | and then she thought for a second and amended her viewpoint |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:12:33): | you know how God has angels that help to carry out his will? well it turns out that Satan has minions that do the same on earth and Obama is one of those |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:12:38): | What's her justification? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:12:52): | obama hates guns, hates freedom, hates america, and loves abortion |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:12:57): | her exact words |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:13:31): | not trying to badmouth my own mom but when she gets political it's so funny that i have to share it |
| Going In Dry | (12:15:09): | Lmao thank you for sharing |
| Going In Dry | (12:15:39): | It's true though |
| Going In Dry | (12:15:50): | Satan does have minions here on earth |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:16:10): | apparently a minion is like a step down from the antichrist |
| Going In Dry | (12:16:11): | It's not Obamathough |
| Going In Dry | (12:16:30): | It's all those elitist out in Holly-Weird |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:17:02): | she's really worried about obama/hilary and muslims now though so the hollywood guys get a free pass |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:17:10): | I'm probably a minion |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:17:33): | well you aren't as evil as obama |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:18:03): | I do love me some bortion |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:18:30): | well what happens is that obama is responsible for all abortions |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:18:43): | since he supports planned parenthood / abortion legislature |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:18:48): | also birth control for some reason is bad too |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:19:00): | i was like mom wouldn't birth control reduce the amount of abortions people have? |
| Going In Dry | (12:19:39): | What did she say? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:19:47): | well that started a new rant lol |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:20:07): | i dont remember about what but you guys would have probably enjoyed that one too |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:22:08): | but this is a glimpse into how the far right thinks |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:22:09): | enjoy |
| Going In Dry | (12:32:12): | You bait her sometimes don't you |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:44:02): | yea sometimes |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:44:04): | i did this morning |
| Going In Dry | (12:47:41): | Lol I do that too |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:51:39): | it's too easy sometimes |
| Going In Dry | (12:55:01): | I like to thank uncle dr. obama whenever I open an insurance bill or talk about healthcare with her |
| Going In Dry | (14:38:16): | https://i.imgur.com/P2xmM4V.jpg |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:39:01): | Good usage of assassins Creed pirates |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:39:23): | If pirate assassins were still around they'd HATE Obama |
| Robert | (16:18:59): | So Brian is a Basic Bitch |
| Going In Dry | (16:23:23): | No I'm just ashamed of my face |
| Robert | (16:24:05): | We all are ashamed of your face. It's the Josh of faces |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:31:02): | I'm proud of your cheese intake |
| Going In Dry | (16:31:24): | Tank you |
| Going In Dry | (16:31:34): | Some vendor gave my company Wisconsin cheddar |
| Going In Dry | (16:31:48): | I can't wait to eat the whole thing in the bathroom |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:38:33): | Attaboy |
| Going In Dry | (16:39:00): | You've inspired me to post again marc |
| Going In Dry | (16:39:07): | I'm going advanced basic |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:39:36): | I'm going to start my 1 hour vegan challenge again and post about that |
| Going In Dry | (16:39:55): | You're so brave |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:42:44): | You're all fags. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:43:10): | \ufffd |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:43:44): | \ufffd |
| Wednesday, 23 December 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (01:31:55): | http://i.imgur.com/36HTZna.jpg |
| No Condom, No Problem | (01:32:03): | manlet chart |
| Going In Dry | (07:31:07): | We all should kill ourselves |
| Going In Dry | (08:33:07): | https://i.imgur.com/Yo0d9lB.jpg |
| Going In Dry | (09:58:27): | "This is why she's gonna die a horrible death alone. You can't be mean to people it's the holidays" -my boss on the phone |
| Going In Dry | (10:29:55): | https://i.imgur.com/GQTbg0G.jpg |
| The Dryer, The Better | (10:31:32): | Whoever is making these must never stop |
| Going In Dry | (11:46:53): | Found when cleaning out my desk, my boss obviously takes security questions seriously |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:48:27): | Bet that girl was quite special |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:11:01): | A girl huj |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:12:27): | Josh what was the name of the DNA family test you got your parents |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:12:53): | It was from NatGeo |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:13:15): | Can't remember the name. I think 23andMe does something similar |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:19:05): | Aha |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:37:39): | This is Marc in the gym https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvxdWnfzpRU |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:49:17): | Where in Jebus' name did you find this? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:49:42): | Also, I just realized... Jeb is short for Jebus |
| Robert | (15:54:10): | How did you know I wore that leather outfit Pete |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:14:33): | I'm a master of zesty memes and YouTube videos Noah |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:14:37): | Josh not noah |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:14:43): | You ain't that old testament |
| Going In Dry | (20:07:19): | "Nobody listens to me until I fart" my uncles shirt |
| Thursday, 24 December 2015 |
| Robert | (07:24:44): | None |
| Robert | (07:24:48): | None |
| Robert | (07:25:05): | They are pretty much the same |
| The Dryer, The Better | (07:28:25): | You a Trump voter too? |
| Robert | (07:28:57): | Fuck no. But I don't like Sanders Policys either |
| The Dryer, The Better | (07:29:53): | Go to ISideWith.org |
| Robert | (07:30:17): | I side with me. I'm a lone gorilla |
| The Dryer, The Better | (07:30:21): | I'm interested to see where everyone stacks up |
| Robert | (07:45:08): | I got Ted Cruz |
| The Dryer, The Better | (07:47:03): | Ah, that's a shame. You lost. Let me know of you need a study buddy. Promise you'll do better next time. |
| Robert | (07:48:57): | Ted Cruz is all about swole acceptance and I stand behind him. To many betas are running this country not being able to put up 3 plates. Does burnie even lift. He's looking small |
| The Dryer, The Better | (07:50:53): | The only thing swollen about Bernie are his feet after a long day on the campaign trail. And his schlong after some Viagra. \n\nAnd that's just how I like it |
| Robert | (07:51:49): | Me and Teddy Westside hit the gym. Then the campaign trail |
| Robert | (07:52:20): | Cause he knows the importance of leg day |
| Robert | (07:52:52): | Bernie can't even bench a plate. You need bench press to push out all the haters |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:04:26): | I'm voting Obama |
| Robert | (08:09:27): | Luckily Obama care let that happen |
| Going In Dry | (08:12:21): | Oh man my uncle and mom were talking about fearing Obama's 3rd term |
| Robert | (09:31:48): | None |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:43:28): | I have no idea what's going on in this picture |
| Going In Dry | (10:04:14): | You're so lame josh |
| No Condom, No Problem | (10:59:30): | Come on josh, John Cena is a national treasure, like Yosemite or Mt Rushmore |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:20:34): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:21:42): | Some of the answers I picked were pretty arbitrary because they were issues I never thought about/had an opinion about but I think this is fairly accurate |
| Robert | (11:22:56): | I'm gunna bomb Agrobrah |
| Robert | (11:23:05): | Fuck Aladian |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:25:13): | I wish they polled me for that |
| Robert | (11:45:12): | The bottom made my laugh way more then it should have |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:02:53): | This offends Zhie |
| Robert | (12:35:27): | http://www.cc.com/video-clips/yp51yc/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-the-plight-of-muscled-americans\n\nMy life |
| No Condom, No Problem | (15:59:54): | I am rapidly approaching dad bod before I am even a dad |
| Robert | (16:16:19): | What's the ride or die situation for New Years |
| Going In Dry | (16:22:41): | I think I'm taking my last PTO day on the 31st so I'll drive up during the afternoon that day. Anyone whose around when I go can come with me |
| Robert | (16:28:10): | What's the address I can drive if anyone wants. |
| Robert | (16:28:19): | Who all is cumming |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:28:31): | I'm coming. Today was my last day at Costco |
| Robert | (16:28:44): | For ever |
| Going In Dry | (16:28:47): | Season over? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:36:31): | Seasons over. I was scheduled for next week, but when I came in today they told me it was the last day |
| Friday, 25 December 2015 |
| Going In Dry | (09:00:03): | Merry Christmas you gay nerds. Except you josh, TGIF to you |
| Robert | (09:10:38): | Silent night Swoley night |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:34:55): | Jebus died for a sin. He was gay. |
| Robert | (09:35:39): | He died for your sins Josh. You are the gay one. I know your tiny Jew mind can't process this |
| Robert | (09:36:33): | You know Jesus was a Jew |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:36:52): | Nah. Just one sin. Not all of them. |
| Robert | (09:37:09): | You are gay aloud |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:37:18): | He was a selfish Jew |
| Robert | (09:37:18): | A lot. So it's a lot of sins |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:38:48): | Anyway, sinning is cool. Looks like Jesus was just another gay nerd |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:25:55): | Merry Christmas, don't forget Santa Claus died for your sins or something |
| Robert | (11:26:59): | No Jesus killed Santa for hiding all the eggs |
| Robert | (16:43:19): | Never forget |
| Going In Dry | (16:57:07): | God damn it |
| Going In Dry | (16:57:49): | You all lost to that so suck on that |
| Going In Dry | (18:10:46): | Let's all just agree to shit on lori |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:37:55): | Is Lori actually passed out on the floor |
| Going In Dry | (18:38:20): | She was lmao |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:39:24): | Her transformation into Steve is complete |
| Going In Dry | (18:44:37): | You are correct |
| Robert | (18:48:01): | She that drunk? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:51:04): | Or that relaxed |
| Robert | (18:52:36): | I got a sweet foam roller and wrist wraps. My gainz are gunna be sweet |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:24:09): | None |
| Going In Dry | (23:30:35): | None |
| Going In Dry | (23:45:32): | Steve passed out too |
| Saturday, 26 December 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:30:50): | Apparently, Alex changed his last name to Bobaliks |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:33:48): | Why lol |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:34:16): | Taxes |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:38:32): | How does that help |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:39:33): | His idea. Not mine |
| Going In Dry | (19:51:37): | Wait seriously |
| Going In Dry | (19:51:46): | I don't understand at all lol |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:53:06): | No. Zach was just saying that much could be said of Alex that isn't true, but most people wouldn't put it past him if it were. \n\nThis was one of those things. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (20:23:27): | Things are not always as they seem |
| Sunday, 27 December 2015 |
| Robert | (14:17:01): | Guys I think I'm an abusive boyfriend. I hit my girlfriend every day |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:32:41): | You have a masturbation problem |
| Robert | (16:39:19): | It's the gym |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:45:14): | Oh I just assumed you actually just beat the shit out of women and were making light of it |
| Going In Dry | (16:46:30): | That is funny |
| Monday, 28 December 2015 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:41:40): | What do you guys think about marketing reversible colostomy bags to millenials? |
| Going In Dry | (12:44:12): | This is related to a new off branch of next gen biz men, next gen BMs |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:44:59): | Your Body. Your BMs. Your way. Introducing the NGBM cBag. |
| Robert | (13:10:29): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:40:13): | Feel the BernKin |
| Tuesday, 29 December 2015 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (12:59:44): | Everyone coming to the lake house? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:00:20): | And is everyone staying until Sunday?\n\nAlso, if I go to Costco, what would people want for food while we're there? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:05:29): | I'm leaving the 1st so I'm just staying the night |
| Going In Dry | (13:06:05): | When you going to costco? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:08:34): | Possibly today, especially if some of us might leave tomorrow |
| Going In Dry | (13:24:02): | Yea bout that I may not be able to leave till Thursday |
| Going In Dry | (13:24:06): | I'm gonna see |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:25:28): | K |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:26:18): | Yea im leaving Thursday after work |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:26:22): | What's the address? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:26:36): | Also we should plan some activities so we aren't just sitting around |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:28:12): | I have one in mind. I will be reading a book, out loud, due everyone to enjoy |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:28:19): | For* |
| Going In Dry | (13:29:36): | There will be a shit ton of fireworks |
| Going In Dry | (13:29:50): | 117 pine terrace, milford |
| Going In Dry | (13:30:13): | I'll give you directions later Google maps sometimes fucks it up |
| Robert | (13:30:46): | I got never have I ever |
| Robert | (13:30:55): | Also I'm going food shopping tomorrow |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:31:03): | You bought fireworks? |
| Robert | (13:31:06): | I might leave the first |
| Robert | (13:31:46): | I'm buying a pair of maroon pants. |
| Robert | (13:32:33): | Imma be trendy as fuck |
| Going In Dry | (13:33:50): | That's fine I may leave the 2nd cause traffic the 3rd will be hell |
| Going In Dry | (13:34:02): | And yea we did previously |
| Going In Dry | (13:34:07): | There's still a lot up there |
| Going In Dry | (13:34:23): | Got a shit ton of board games. DVD player. Can take the boats out and smoke an L on the lake |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:34:33): | Do you guys want to do beer Olympics |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:34:51): | Tbh I don't want to drive up there to watch DVDs lol |
| Going In Dry | (13:34:52): | It's nice to smoke out on the lake at night and look up the stars. Really makes me feel like I'm doing science. |
| Going In Dry | (13:34:56): | I feel ya |
| Going In Dry | (13:35:27): | There's horseshoes/corn hole, I'll see if I can get the ATV going |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:35:51): | I'm gonna read a book to y'all around the fire |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:36:08): | It better be Noam Chomsky or I'm not coming |
| Going In Dry | (13:36:20): | Better, it's intro to tax accounting |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:36:29): | Even better. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:37:35): | Also, I'm not joking. At all. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:38:00): | If it's not raining, we can go hiking |
| Robert | (13:39:03): | I can't smoke |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:39:12): | just dont inhale ya dummy |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:39:29): | that way you get that great marijuana flavor |
| Going In Dry | (13:39:41): | True we can. Though I mean if you guys are going up the 31st at work it'll probably be too dark to hike then, only the 1st in the morning or something |
| Going In Dry | (13:39:57): | Idk when you guys plan on leaving the 1st |
| Robert | (13:40:04): | Y'all motherfuckers better sweeten this pot cause this sounds boring as fick |
| Going In Dry | (13:40:10): | It's nature |
| Going In Dry | (13:40:19): | Not your youtube |
| Going In Dry | (13:40:26): | Go back to yourtube |
| Going In Dry | (13:40:38): | I think we should start a site called yourtube |
| Robert | (13:40:49): | I evolved to not have to deal with nature |
| Going In Dry | (13:40:57): | Where guys can just post their own dick pics, get it our of their system |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:42:22): | So Pete and Marc, you're both leaving on Jan 1? Just staying the night? |
| Robert | (13:42:45): | I'll stick around till past noon |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:43:03): | yea just staying the night |
| Going In Dry | (13:43:16): | "3 Innocent Questions Make Any Woman Obsess Over You...\n\nThe video on this page shows you exactly how I can "read any woman's mind" and immediately know exactly what she thinks about me. I finally put an end to rejection, frustration and getting stuck in "the friend zone".\n\nThis is not a gimmick... It's cutting-edge psychology combined with real-world application. I was sick and tired of seeing rich or good looking guys get all the girls... and n |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:43:17): | i'll leave during the day on the 1st, idk when, i just need to be home the morning of the 2nd |
| Going In Dry | (13:43:26): | That's from the real yourtube site |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:43:38): | they beat us to the punch |
| Robert | (13:44:41): | I'm gunna get drunk |
| Robert | (13:46:11): | Beer Olympics is a must. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:46:36): | Define beer Olympics |
| Robert | (13:46:37): | I'm not drinking 2 hours and to watch you smoke weed and play board games |
| Robert | (13:47:09): | We play in teams in different events |
| Robert | (13:47:16): | Chugging |
| Robert | (13:47:17): | Pong |
| Robert | (13:47:21): | Flip cup |
| Robert | (13:47:24): | Etc |
| Going In Dry | (13:47:30): | There's horseshoes and corn hole but once again it will be dark 31st by the time we get up there |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:47:44): | i'll just bring my own hole |
| Robert | (13:47:58): | Beer olympics we can do the 31st |
| Going In Dry | (13:49:58): | Let's just do Roman candle fights |
| Robert | (13:50:35): | I'll bring my fight stuff and we can fight |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:52:49): | I'm just gonna drink whiskey. |
| Robert | (13:53:02): | It's beer Olympics not whiskey |
| Going In Dry | (13:53:12): | Beer Olympics are for little college boys |
| Going In Dry | (13:53:24): | Whiskey Olympics are for classy men |
| Robert | (13:53:33): | I'll get you a fedora |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:53:51): | I'll bring my own |
| Robert | (13:54:40): | Playing settlers of Catan and killing a 5th of Jack doesn't sound appealing to me |
| Going In Dry | (13:55:40): | Don't worry catan is for the 2nd |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:55:56): | lol |
| Going In Dry | (13:57:00): | Also it's seafarers, there's a whole new dimension but you don't even care \ufffd |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:57:43): | You guys should at least stay one more night. Leave early morning on the 2nd |
| Robert | (13:58:26): | You should suck my presidential cock |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:58:39): | gotta pick up my brother from the airport early on the 2nd tho |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:58:49): | Uber |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:59:03): | You live pretty close to Newark |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:59:08): | i think hes flying into philly though |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:59:13): | because $$$ |
| The Dryer, The Better | (13:59:36): | Dicks |
| Robert | (13:59:57): | Uber is terrible |
| Robert | (14:00:05): | A terrible company |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:00:31): | seems like a pretty legit service |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:00:35): | you can make some quick bucks with it |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:00:46): | I've used it a bunch. Works well for me |
| Robert | (14:00:58): | You gotta look behind it |
| Robert | (14:01:14): | Drivers actually make shit |
| Robert | (14:01:28): | All the responsibility falls on the driver |
| Robert | (14:01:38): | The CEO is a mad man |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:01:58): | we're all mad here - allison wonderland |
| Robert | (14:02:28): | Also the drivers have access to your information and do terrible background checks |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:05:00): | sounds like my kind of job |
| Going In Dry | (14:05:40): | Idk I've never used it but i hear you can make a little cash on the side doing it |
| Going In Dry | (14:06:01): | Make an extra couple hundo |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:06:15): | You can. My friend drives for them on the side. He likes it. |
| Going In Dry | (14:07:12): | If I needed money I would do it or whore out my body |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:08:08): | one of my dads coworkers does it once in a whil eand makes over 1 hundo a night |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:08:12): | that's rich |
| Going In Dry | (14:09:05): | Yea my bosses friend does it once or twice a week and makes a few hundo |
| Robert | (14:43:09): | For beer olympics. Please divide up into teams for events |
| Robert | (14:43:22): | Josh and I will be a team |
| Robert | (14:43:27): | And then the couples |
| Robert | (14:43:38): | Josh. We will be team North Korea |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:45:11): | I want to be Souther Korea |
| Robert | (14:46:00): | A untied Korea |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:46:21): | Fuck your unification |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:46:30): | Never compromise |
| Robert | (14:46:50): | We can go to war after the olymoics |
| Robert | (14:46:57): | We need to crush the west |
| Robert | (14:47:00): | Actually no |
| Robert | (14:47:06): | We are team USA |
| Robert | (14:47:13): | Josh bring your outfit |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:47:29): | We're boycotting the Olympics for political reasons |
| Robert | (14:47:55): | You shut your whore mouth |
| Robert | (14:48:06): | We are doing this. And we crush the rest of the team |
| Going In Dry | (14:51:15): | What are the events of these Olympics |
| Robert | (14:54:58): | Well since there will be 3 of us. Points will awarded for first and second place. |
| Robert | (14:55:07): | We will have a variety of events |
| Robert | (14:55:21): | We will have a case race |
| Robert | (14:55:33): | A chugging comparison |
| Robert | (14:55:41): | Long distance chugging |
| Robert | (14:55:43): | Flip cup |
| Robert | (14:55:46): | Ping |
| Robert | (14:55:54): | Boom cup |
| Robert | (14:56:12): | Beirut |
| Going In Dry | (14:56:24): | So we're freshman in college again lol |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:56:29): | I'm not chugging |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:56:31): | We can just make it up. I just figured we could play drinking games and make it competitive |
| Going In Dry | (14:56:41): | Yea haley doesn't even drink beer |
| Robert | (14:56:44): | Your freshman year wasn't as cool Brian |
| Going In Dry | (14:56:53): | I'm talking about for the norm |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:56:53): | I'll play pong and what not but I'm not trying to throw up like I'm in college |
| Going In Dry | (14:56:58): | Yea |
| Robert | (14:57:03): | We will have fire |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:57:09): | That works I guess |
| Going In Dry | (14:57:15): | Yes we will have a fire |
| Robert | (14:57:25): | New plan. |
| Robert | (14:57:55): | We have a fight club and when I beat you all to death and bury you in a shallow grave I drink the beer |
| The Dryer, The Better | (14:57:58): | Perfect for me to read a book to you all in front of |
| No Condom, No Problem | (14:59:21): | Will you do voices for the different characters? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:01:02): | Most definitely |
| Robert | (15:05:50): | So no beer olympics? |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:06:50): | Honestly, I'm not down for a full blown drinking competition. I'm drinking, but I don't wanna hurl |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:07:13): | And I'll play pong and what not |
| Robert | (15:07:14): | Yea but you sick as a person |
| The Dryer, The Better | (15:07:27): | We already knew that |
| Going In Dry | (15:24:54): | I'll drink, I'll pong, I'll do a few drinking games but I'm don't want to center my whole night around it |
| Robert | (15:25:30): | That's literally the point of New Year's Eve |
| Going In Dry | (15:25:33): | I'll bring cards against humanity too if you guys want that's a fun game to start the drinking with imo |
| Going In Dry | (15:25:53): | No its about making promises to yourself that you'll break and keeping the gym industry in business |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:15:21): | Went to Costco. Got 18 burgers. Buns. 1.75L whiskey. 48 beers |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:15:29): | And potato chips |
| Robert | (16:15:51): | What are you guys gunna eat |
| Robert | (16:16:00): | That's just for me |
| No Condom, No Problem | (16:17:32): | Sounds good |
| Robert | (19:23:29): | I think I'm gunna bail on New Years |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:29:40): | Explain yourself |
| Robert | (19:31:25): | I'm not about driving 2 hours to watch you guys smoke weed and yell at each other over a board game. Sounds really boring. Plus my Fallout 4 settlement is really taking off. Gotta manage that |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:37:01): | If you stay for the 1st, there's plenty of shit to do during the day around the area. |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:37:03): | Your call |
| Robert | (19:37:38): | Corn hole ain't my idea of a good time |
| Robert | (19:40:02): | I have gone full meathead. I ask you respect my choices to crush pussy more then crush you in settlers by hoarding sheep |
| Wednesday, 30 December 2015 |
| Going In Dry | (08:57:27): | Ok no prob |
| Robert | (12:09:54): | Boobytrap is party boob spelt backwards |
| Thursday, 31 December 2015 |
| Going In Dry | (08:20:56): | https://i.imgur.com/LFcswGe.jpg |
| Going In Dry | (08:34:51): | I'm at the dmv, people behind me complaining about immigrants pushing to the front and hoping trump wins the presidency |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:36:14): | The president we need |
| No Condom, No Problem | (08:36:26): | He's gonna win |
| Going In Dry | (08:38:31): | If he wins I'm out |
| Going In Dry | (08:38:37): | Of life that is |
| Going In Dry | (08:38:59): | I don't want to live in the trumpire |
| The Dryer, The Better | (08:38:59): | None |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:45:32): | watching rick and morty at work again, A+ |
| The Dryer, The Better | (09:46:23): | Show me what you've got |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:47:22): | Thats the episode I just put on actually |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:47:41): | Let's start a balloon cult |
| No Condom, No Problem | (11:29:11): | What's the address again? |
| Robert | (12:19:03): | Brian's parents party sounds awesome. I'm gunna crash it |
| Robert | (12:20:24): | There's a hottub on a roof |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:21:22): | Rooftub huh |
| No Condom, No Problem | (12:21:42): | Guess Brian's mom is going to be a regular ol tubgirl ;) |
| Saturday, 02 January 2016 |
| No Condom, No Problem | (00:24:01): | https://youtu.be/nLB4dU3Yc6M |
| Robert | (13:49:35): | If this is real. This kids gunna jerk off to ponies |
| No Condom, No Problem | (13:54:35): | I like the idea of him paying for the bill and the mom having like 3 drinks and ordering desert |
| Sunday, 03 January 2016 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (17:47:05): | None |
| Robert | (17:52:21): | Hiding the body I see |
| No Condom, No Problem | (17:57:02): | No I'm doing a quick jerk |
| Monday, 04 January 2016 |
| Robert | (18:36:24): | I might be a psychopath |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:37:30): | Kill all whites |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:37:47): | What am I looking at? |
| Robert | (18:37:57): | My new art piece |
| Robert | (18:38:10): | It's the Focal point of the town square |
| No Condom, No Problem | (18:38:11): | Is that covenant marc |
| Robert | (18:44:38): | Yea |
| Robert | (18:44:42): | It's mine now |
| Robert | (18:44:54): | Call me master chief. |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:00:01): | I probably won't |
| Robert | (19:01:18): | Then at least the Barbatar |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:49:42): | http://imgur.com/Zv6OTPM |
| The Dryer, The Better | (23:52:07): | Solid roll |
| No Condom, No Problem | (23:52:41): | heres your perfect not son |
| Tuesday, 05 January 2016 |
| Going In Dry | (07:55:02): | https://i.imgur.com/T5VjvvN.jpg |
| Robert | (07:56:54): | I drove behind a Ben Carson sticker today. I thought they were just a myth like unicorns or the female orgasm |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:15:45): | My mom liked him up until he went full retard |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:16:34): | Also so long HP. I found a better job I'm more qualified for |
| Going In Dry | (09:16:55): | What put her over the edge? |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:17:11): | Probably the holocaust line |
| No Condom, No Problem | (09:17:19): | Even for my mom that one was out there |
| Going In Dry | (09:17:35): | What he say about that? Was that about the guns |
| Robert | (09:19:46): | Manpower would be a good name for a gay club |
| Robert | (18:52:51): | I just bought a duffman costume for 25 bucks |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:57:25): | https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/10391670_1174779569528_1539939_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=47f900333088e6fad7840b96087fa634&oe=57044B88 |
| The Dryer, The Better | (18:57:49): | $5. Homemade from a thrift store. Jew ftw |
| Robert | (18:58:02): | Look at that farmers tan |
| No Condom, No Problem | (19:01:43): | Duffman, can't breathe |
| Robert | (19:02:35): | When I figured out the scroll text In runescape I would just spam Drink Dugf |
| Robert | (19:08:38): | Sam is in South America teaching kids English |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:10:50): | Not sure what's more frightening, that or the cartels |
| Robert | (19:20:17): | Her ass might be used as storage for the cartels |
| GroupMe | (19:23:22): | No Condom, No Problem changed the group's name to Ahora Estoy Relajado |
| GroupMe | (19:24:21): | No Condom, No Problem changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (19:24:53): | No Condom, No Problem changed name to "Uno mas dick" |
| GroupMe | (19:26:37): | "Uno mas dick" changed name to Yo Tengo Bortion |
| GroupMe | (19:36:57): | Robert changed name to consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:37:58): | I like the name of the group |
| The Dryer, The Better | (19:40:40): | What's your name, drug mule? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:41:25): | Getting spit roasted by the cartel |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:42:05): | Beautiful |
| GroupMe | (22:06:49): | Going In Dry changed name to Yo Quiero Taco Dick |
| Wednesday, 06 January 2016 |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:49:47): | Where will you be when diarere hits |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:51:06): | I don't get |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:51:17): | His face |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:57:35): | I was trying to think of a good baseball poop pun but I got nothing |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:58:03): | He leaves skid marks after he slides |
| The Dryer, The Better | (11:59:25): | When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst\u2026 diarrhea |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:59:43): | Guess who's getting theses books for Christmas. |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:01:00): | This one is for Pete. I know he loves cats |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (12:04:43): | Don't bother. I already have it |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (15:30:53): | I got my dream job of being a Dick fluffed |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:13:30): | Just went on twitter for the first time in a while. Pete, did you change your name? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (16:17:14): | Yes I am @MillenialFury now |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (16:17:38): | I'm just an enraged millennial fighting the good fight |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:18:09): | I didn't know you liked labels |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (16:21:00): | It's not a label its a way of life |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (16:21:30): | I'm going to start making snarky comments about trans rights and the gender gap |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:22:03): | Only to go misheard because you've grown tired of social media |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (16:22:18): | Yea I barely use twitter |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (16:22:36): | Only social media I bother with anymore is Instagram |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:24:23): | Same. |
| Thursday, 07 January 2016 |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (16:04:53): | Calling all Jan Michael vincents |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (16:05:40): | Josh did you hear about the Rick and Morty Pokemon game lol |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:14:47): | Yeah. Comes out next week I believe |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:15:11): | I'll probably download it for the hell of it |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (16:15:49): | Yea same, need my r&m fix now |
| The Dryer, The Better | (16:23:52): | Every time I shit on the floor, it brings me back |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:18:41): | https://i.imgur.com/W1DZtpV.png |
| GroupMe | (18:23:28): | The Dryer, The Better changed name to un bortion m\xe1s no hace da\xf1o |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:24:27): | Marc, you should franchise a gym |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:24:56): | And turn it into a strip club at night. Two birds with one stone |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:25:37): | I don't know. It might conflict with my new job |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:26:29): | You got that dj job? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:26:47): | Nah. I got this real person job sadly |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:27:21): | Cunts |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:27:26): | Where? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:27:31): | Doing what? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:27:36): | For whom? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:27:37): | Why? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:28:08): | Zenith Optimedia. I will be a media planner and buyer. I got it from the HR lady and because I need money |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:29:38): | Sell out |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:42:30): | Congrats on the job Marx |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:42:32): | Marc |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:43:05): | Yeah, I guess a congrats is in order |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:43:07): | I guess |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:43:39): | Congrats Where's the company? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:44:03): | It's in Manhattan |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:44:55): | You moving to Hoboken? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:45:21): | Eventually. We will have to find a place. |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:45:25): | I want to buy |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:45:35): | But the bubble there is pretty strong. |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:46:00): | Pop that shit |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:46:02): | Welcome to the renting world sucker |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:49:51): | I would have to find a place that allows spike |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:49:58): | So buying seems easier |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:50:34): | Buying is gonna cost you about $500,000 minimum |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:51:48): | I know. My sister and I would split it. We got some cash. |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:52:29): | What about if one of you guys move out first lol |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:53:02): | We have contingent plans. We have planed this for about 3 years |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:58:03): | Can we have a house party |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:58:16): | Fuck yea |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:58:46): | Stripper pole? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:59:07): | Duh |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:59:59): | Astroturf for carpeting? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:00:11): | Please say yes |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:00:30): | Nah. Real grass |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:01:45): | 420 |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:01:57): | Nah |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:01:59): | Good. No repercussions when I actually shit on the floor |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:02:58): | Who said you were allowed in ? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:03:02): | Take off your pants and panties |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:03:27): | No joos allowed |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:33:25): | No that was to all of you |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:39:30): | But I'm not Jewish |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:40:14): | I know. You gotta be a bro to get in. |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:40:52): | We all have brothers. You're the only one who isn't a true bro |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:41:26): | Bro and brother is different Pete. Brother by birth. Bro by trial |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (22:43:32): | New season of Todd Margaret aired tonight. |
| Friday, 08 January 2016 |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (08:02:37): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RhalpfzzFEo&feature=youtu.be\n\nThis is how I imagine Gary |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (08:17:34): | Jesus christ |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:21:17): | Pete is obviously hard at work |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (13:28:14): | Of course I am |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (15:20:13): | The directions on my One a Day vitamins say to take two a day |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (15:21:50): | Post to r/firstworldanarchists |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (15:24:56): | I put it on CrappyDesign |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:35:36): | Y'all niggas wanna do something this weekend |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:37:33): | Sure |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:45:54): | Maybe |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:45:57): | Maybe not |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:46:01): | Maybe fuck yourself |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:48:42): | In soviet Russian. I'll cut you |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:48:57): | In edison NJ, I'll gut you |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:50:21): | Meet me in Piscataway for a knife fit |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:50:28): | Better stay out od his turf marc |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:51:10): | I've honed my knife fighting skills in counter-strike |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:51:18): | I know you're just gonna pull out your pistol |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:51:40): | Brian runs faster with a knife too |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:56:33): | Always bring a gun to a knife fight |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:58:32): | Don't bring piss to a shit fight |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:33:24): | My new job let's me choice my own photo for the job id badge |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:33:58): | Triggered |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:34:31): | None |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:36:49): | None |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:37:56): | I want to get a risk champion tattoo |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:38:18): | Full back tat |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:43:27): | Get it on the right butt cheek |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:43:50): | Give that stank hole the stank eye |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (20:17:22): | What are you guys up to? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (20:38:09): | I'm just hanging out at Jessie's tonight |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (22:13:20): | None |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (22:14:55): | I wanted to capture the essence of Risk Champion |
| Saturday, 09 January 2016 |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:10:18): | My dad doing coat hanger bortuons |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:11:10): | Wait what is he doing |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:11:43): | Cleaning the gaps so the water drains properly |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:33:34): | Wanna do something today |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (13:41:22): | Sure |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:08:20): | Butt sex ? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:08:29): | We can make a square |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:34:14): | Is there a laser tag place around? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (14:35:30): | Grand slam used to have it |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:37:10): | There is one right off of 287 in bridge water |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:52:24): | Funtime America in Eatontown |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:53:43): | True |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (16:29:28): | Let's go on a man hunt. |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:02:22): | Interesting |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:06:56): | Insert quotes from Mac and Dennis manhunters now |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:10:25): | Me haley and lori are down |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:11:03): | So lazed tag. Or fun time America |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:11:57): | Fun time is open until midnight |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:21:04): | It's a kids place though |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:21:28): | But I'm down to do down stuff tonight |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:22:59): | I'm down for Lazer tag |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:23:30): | Let's find a better place than fun time. There gotta be more places |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:24:08): | There is a place off 287 exit 14. |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:24:22): | Bridgeswater sports complex |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:26:11): | There's a place in Bridgewater |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:26:15): | Oh you found it |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:26:24): | I knew people in college that went there |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:27:02): | It's open until 11 |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:29:27): | https://www.bsaarena.com/portfolio/2713/# |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:29:33): | 10 pm |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:31:00): | I'm down |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:31:12): | So wanna go at 7 ? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:31:47): | Want to get like a drink or something before or after |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:32:04): | Yea I'm down for before or after |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:32:26): | Or in the parking lot of the building |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:34:22): | I say after |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:35:45): | Just called. There's availability for walk ins. We'll definitely be playing against children. They do not serve alcohol. They can accommodate ~30 ppl per game. Games last 15 minutes each. $6/game |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:36:17): | The children part makes me very self conscious |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:36:23): | I'm going to gun butt the fuck out of some kid |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:36:37): | Our team name should be Beasts of No Nation. |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:36:43): | Movie about child soldiers. |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:37:08): | I'll be stringer bell |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:37:13): | Any kids on our team will be tortured, abuse, and mentally scarred for life. |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:37:20): | Is there a Dave and busters around? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:37:50): | Does Dave and busters have laser tag |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:38:15): | No |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:38:16): | Good question, I doubt it |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:38:32): | And if you guys think I get competitive at board games, I'm taking shit to a new level tonight |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:39:14): | I'm just imagining some parents took their kids to a 10th birthday party and their kids get paired up against a bunch of drunk people in their mid to late 20s |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:39:58): | I'm going to merc some children |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:40:26): | I'll be at Brian's house at 6:30? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:43:08): | I'll have to eat real quick and shower |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:43:14): | How about 645/7 just got back and need to eat and shit |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:44:01): | I'm waiting on Jessie and we need to eat and shit |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:47:33): | Aight |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:49:44): | I recommend everyone wear dark colors, so as to not stand out in the UV lights |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:50:01): | Are we really doing this lol |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:50:02): | It will ensure that we trample more children too. Won't be able to see us |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:50:20): | I am. |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:50:55): | The kids part makes me worried |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:51:01): | I'm swinging at these kids. I'm here to win |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:52:27): | The parents know what they signed their kids up for |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:53:10): | I'm gunna wear all white. I want them to know I'm coming. THE COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN BABY. WHOOAAAAA |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:54:28): | Tbh part of me really wants to do this |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:56:58): | Though if you don't want to bear up kids we can do bowling |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:58:40): | I want to shoot fake lasers |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:58:49): | Lazers |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:59:19): | These kids need to be taught a lesson |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:49:15): | Gonna need longer still cooking |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:49:32): | Same still eating |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:57:15): | Is there a backup plan besides laser tag lol |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:02:06): | I haven't heard one |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (19:10:49): | Bowling? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:11:36): | Boo. Lazers |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:16:55): | If its just us, as funny as playing against kids sounds that ship has sailed |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:17:29): | Trust me. It's fun |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:20:44): | We're still going |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:20:49): | Just a heads up |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:21:04): | Aight |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:28:56): | I think Jessie and I are going to have to be out for laser tag, but if you guys want to meet up afterwards we are down |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:35:17): | Aight. Shoot for 10 |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:39:32): | Sounds good, just let me know when you guys are done |
| Sunday, 10 January 2016 |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:15:08): | http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/heres-fucking-anime-quiz-754 |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (15:25:55): | Don't forget you bitches owe me money (threat does not include Pete I think ) |
| Monday, 11 January 2016 |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (08:44:13): | https://i.imgur.com/AV0gMeO.jpg |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (08:44:27): | Can I offer you an egg in these trying times instead? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (08:48:09): | Josh you got a pic of the receipt right? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (08:48:11): | Or someone does |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (10:21:26): | David Bowie died yesterday? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (10:22:12): | You guys owe me 62 dollars. Fight amongst yourselves. I think Lori owes in on that pot too. |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (10:22:32): | Just make her pay for it all. That's what feminist want right. To pay for shot |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (10:43:05): | RIP Ziggy Stardust |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:41:07): | Yeah I have the receipt. I'll send the picture in a little bit |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:56:15): | I accept cash only |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:59:16): | Gonna propose something here. \n\nLet's cash out? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (12:10:51): | Cashing out! |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:13:35): | Do we abandon this group chat? I've never cashed out before. The details are still fuzzy to me |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:13:40): | Ain't no cashing out. |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:13:41): | I'll find you. And I'll kill you |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:14:13): | I just want to do that |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:14:15): | But that's not fit the debt |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:15:57): | This is just so you know how much we owe |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:16:16): | Take off the temples |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:16:29): | And tequila |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:16:32): | And the food. |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:16:37): | Then fight for the rest |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:17:24): | Yeah yeah yeah. We got it. Well figure out just how much we scammed you for |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:19:29): | Jokes on you. Those shots were Frank's horror juice. Slow release. See you bitches in 2025. |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:08:39): | Marc, did you have any beers at all? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:09:08): | Just at the bar |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:09:41): | Not on the table tab |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:09:55): | the one i bought, right? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:10:05): | hoegaarden |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:10:14): | Yea |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:10:16): | k |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:11:17): | and correct me if i'm wrong, brian handed you $12 to cover the cost of 2 beers. one for brian, one for me |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:21:05): | I was handed no money |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:21:27): | I handed Haley money for laser tag |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:22:31): | i'm saying when we were at Fox, one of us handed you $12. we ordered via the waitress so we didnt have to go to the bar |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:22:52): | I have no recollection of that |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:23:12): | you have $12 in your wallet? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:23:20): | I do not |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:23:26): | Nor in my pants |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:23:36): | did you tip the waitress with that moolah? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:23:44): | No |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:23:49): | All on the card |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:25:50): | i'll talk to brian later |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:27:16): | Also ad 20% on each for tip |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (13:48:34): | I think I gave you the 12 josh |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:55:05): | I don't gots it |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (13:56:18): | Hm well I don't either |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (13:56:24): | It's alright |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (13:56:33): | It's probably in my room somewhere |
| Tuesday, 12 January 2016 |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:25:48): | Just submitted my visa application. New Zealand prostitutes here I cum. |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:26:13): | Awwwwww yea |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:26:18): | How longs the visa last |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:26:30): | Remember to not wear a condom. They perceive it as a sign of weakness |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:26:56): | Make sure during the sex ask them if they like that American penis |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:27:04): | And say this one is for Trump |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:27:14): | A Trump hump |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:27:30): | 12 months. It can be extended an additional 3 months if you work in the agricultural industry for a few months. Mostly picking/packaging fruit and veggies. Farm work |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:28:06): | Prostitution is legal there by the way |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:28:07): | So what will you be doing there? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:28:10): | What do you intended to do |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:28:35): | He intends to bang a lot of whores |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:28:44): | Hooors |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:29:06): | Probably just work at a bunch of different bars and restaurants in different cities. Most employers know that travelers are temp workers |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:29:29): | Hike when I can |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:29:39): | Save some money and travel to Australia for a week or something |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:29:52): | I'm not gonna think about it too much |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:30:44): | You are going to move literally across the world and not think to much about it. Bold strategy cotton. Let's see if it pays off |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:31:05): | I mean hell get kicked out eventually |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:31:12): | No wife. No kids. No debt. Awesome credit score. What can go wrong |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:31:24): | That's the tagine |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:31:41): | Tagline* |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:32:01): | Tbh it sounds pretty cool. Wish I could just fuck around in new Zealand for a while |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:32:09): | Me too |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:32:14): | I'm just upset I won't be in the states for Trump winning the election |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:32:31): | You'll get to see him when he conquers new Zealand |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:32:40): | Not like Brian pays rent. Or Marc. Sucks for you Pete |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:32:42): | My boss is moving to Australia if hillary wins so you could see him |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:33:19): | I loved paying month to month on rent. No commitments |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:33:29): | Yea i wish I could go backpacking or something for a while but its just not practical for me at this point |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:33:58): | When's your lease up? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:36:31): | Next january lol |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:38:57): | Oh dang |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:39:56): | Just promise me you'll think of me when you are banging these whores |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:40:30): | I promise |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:41:12): | The only reason I even know it's legal there is because in the application, it states that with this type of visa I cannot be a sex worker |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:41:32): | So I then looked it up, and yeah it's legal |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:42:01): | It's great. There are website where you can specify what type of chick you wanna bang |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:42:25): | And they list all the extra shit they're willing to do and at what cost |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:42:38): | You're gonna uncheck religious box aren't you |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:43:15): | I'm not gonna fuck any hookers but if I'm fucking a hooker, I'm sure religion won't come up |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:43:49): | What if she asks you to put it in her pious hole |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:44:10): | Or her unpious hole ;) |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:44:15): | I call her pimp |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:44:49): | So who wants to watch the state of the union? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (21:08:03): | Donald Trump right now |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (23:13:23): | Is someone fucking with me or did Bernie Sanders drop an album in 87 |
| Wednesday, 13 January 2016 |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (00:36:36): | That's completely true |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (00:36:54): | Not sure on the year, but yeah, he has an album |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (00:37:39): | Nigga got to drop an EP now to get the black vote from trump |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (00:38:48): | Nah. He took a page out of Dr Dre and the up in smoke tour by launching the Feel the Bern tour. Targets black voters |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (08:18:35): | Trivia still on ? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (08:20:49): | I forgot about that lol. What time? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (08:33:23): | 8 I think |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (08:46:19): | Me and haley are down |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (08:51:38): | I'm down. Brian, we still using the fucknasium? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (08:54:07): | I'll let you know cause right now I'm in prime grime time I'm disgusting |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (08:55:04): | Aren't you at work ? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (08:55:13): | I wanna lift |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (08:55:18): | Shoe you who's boss |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (08:55:34): | I am at work |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (08:58:09): | Didn't mean right now |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (08:58:57): | Get big |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:01:36): | I know not now, I was answering marc. We do got a pull up bar here I can just get swole here |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:07:49): | What are your work PRs |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:09:24): | 10x10 vlookups |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:11:19): | 5x5 spreadsheet formatting |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:11:47): | And 1x5 what - if analysis |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:51:41): | your boss says you arent getting paid extra for OT |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:52:04): | on your last day of work you get mad at your boss and you yell at him for never giving you anything for your hours of OT |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:52:16): | all he says is "look in the mirror, brian" |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:52:31): | and then you look and see you have started to gain about 50lbs and are balding |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:52:48): | "i've broken you down and made you into an excel machine" |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (09:56:09): | Pete, you down for trivia? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (10:00:30): | That's worth all the OT on the world |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (10:43:14): | tonight's episode\n\n"Frank Falls Out the Window"\nAfter falling out of the window, Frank thinks that it's 2006; the other three see this as a chance to fix their past mistakes. |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (10:44:24): | Lol nice |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (10:44:38): | Let me see about trivia |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:35:28): | Guess I'm #11 |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:46:38): | I played it for five minutes on the shitter. It's really good so far and I like the graphics |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:48:11): | Apparently playing with sound on is a must |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:54:58): | Oh I had it on mute |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (12:00:25): | My man! |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:51:43): | Rick: "You know, all these Morty's, I keep getting older, they stay the same age" |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (12:52:08): | Slow down! |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:52:12): | This is phenomenal. Like actually a really good pokemon rip |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (12:52:25): | Yeah it's like a genuinely good game |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:52:43): | Get schwifty is playing as background music |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (12:57:55): | Oh man I need to play this with audio |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (13:32:36): | Jessie and I are down for trivia tonight |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (13:34:42): | Cool beans |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:28:05): | We need a good team name |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:28:26): | The Fighting Amish |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (14:28:37): | WWW.doing.biz |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:29:48): | The other guy in wam |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:47:41): | How about the milfhunters |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:48:04): | MILSWNCA |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:49:45): | How about Silfs |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:49:53): | We're sons other people want to fuck |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:50:20): | Or the Biz boys ft. Jessie & Haley |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:51:48): | They're they bad biz batches |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:51:55): | Bitches |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:52:27): | Marc we are counting on you for sports besides soccer |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (14:53:07): | The Next Gen Biz Men featuring the Bad for Biz Bitches Jessie and Haley. |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:57:51): | I'm sure that's probably over the character limit lol |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:58:32): | Let's just go with something simple like Gay for Pay |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:58:45): | Pray for gay |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (15:01:16): | How about "We Google All Trivia Questions" ? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (15:01:39): | "Just bing it" |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (15:01:47): | Bing* |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (15:01:55): | but bing is for porn |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (15:02:11): | I know what I said |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (15:02:27): | ohhhhhhh |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (15:02:28): | ;) |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:14:31): | I get 20% off physical games by pre ordering through Amazon. |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:14:41): | I like probe |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:14:43): | Prime |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:15:16): | I like probes too |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:15:39): | So we just meeting at fox at 8 |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:17:43): | I'd say go earlier so we can get a table, maybe 7:30? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:18:27): | Aight |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:19:14): | Haley won't get to my house until 730 so we will leave around then |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:22:03): | Might as well go with Brian. If someone gets there early though to grab a table, I'll give you a under the table jerk |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (17:22:51): | I'm waiting in Christa so I could be there early or late. I'll keep you posted. Shooting for 7:30 |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:26:10): | Kinky |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:33:12): | Christa gets in at 7:30. I'll be at fox around 8 |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:35:47): | Something came up with Haley we can't make it tonight, sorry |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:45:58): | Alright no problem |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:46:10): | Marc and Josh are you guys still on? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:46:40): | Yea I'm down |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:59:03): | Yeah sure |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:59:36): | What time you gonna get there Pete? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:02:28): | Gonna leave in like 10 and will be there by 7:30 prob |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:03:17): | Sounds good |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:31:45): | Jessie and I are here |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (19:32:55): | Be there in less than ten |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:34:32): | Waiting for christas train. Then I'll head right over |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:36:56): | No rush. It's not crowded at all |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:54:20): | Marc are you on your way? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:54:51): | Almost there |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (22:31:06): | @Yo Quiero Taco Dick does Haley know what The Good Dinosaur is? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (22:47:27): | A movie? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (22:48:50): | Your out of the Edison gay single dads club |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (22:49:49): | We're gay. |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (22:49:52): | Elbow deep |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (22:50:13): | (We're gay!) |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (22:50:57): | We would've won with that one question |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (22:53:19): | And idaho |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (22:53:42): | Yeah but Pixar would've sealed the deal. One question |
| Thursday, 14 January 2016 |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:01:41): | None |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:02:07): | Best game I've ever downloaded for mobile |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:12:15): | How do I catch more mortys? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:14:22): | Once you earn more badges by defeating different Rick's, Salesman Rick will allow you to purchase manipulator chips (pokeballs). \n\nYou can also build your own in the craft booth. You can look up the recipe for the chip online |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:14:46): | http://m.gamerevolution.com/faq/pocket-mortys/full-recipe-list-for-pocket-mortys-121601 |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:25:54): | This is literally the Internet in a nutshell |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (20:01:12): | Dinner with the waifu |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (20:05:21): | I could go for some fries |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (20:53:32): | Visa approved. going to NZ mother fuckers |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (20:53:53): | Ayooo when are you leaving? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (20:54:03): | Damn son. Get that down under pussy |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (20:54:20): | soon. March 1st had cheap tickets |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (20:54:52): | Where you lovin |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (20:55:12): | and i'm in touch with a family friend that has an award winning restaurant in Christchurch, NZ. I'm gonna see if I can get a job at her palce |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (20:55:32): | So you have people to get you all set up right? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (20:55:39): | nah |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (20:55:53): | I can ask for some advice, but there not gonna let me live with them |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (20:56:27): | I'll probably live in a hostel for a few weeks. then move into an apartment |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (20:56:43): | then move to a new city ever few months |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (20:56:48): | start the process over |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (20:58:48): | That's probably fine if you have a lot of savings just in case |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (20:59:48): | not much, but they do what are called share homes |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (20:59:56): | pretty much just short term leases |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (21:00:53): | NZ requires $2711.46 US to enter, pretty much to make sure you have enough to get home |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (21:00:59): | I have about double that |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (21:01:43): | I'm just gonna work at a bunch of different restaurants, cafes, hopefully MOA brewery |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (21:02:12): | Write a journal. We can make it into s book |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (21:02:15): | And a movie |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (21:02:33): | I'll probably do some youtube videos or something |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (21:04:40): | Yeah do some kind of blog or vlog |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (21:05:11): | definitely. probably gonna buy jmargulies.com |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (21:05:25): | then forward it to Medium |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (21:06:15): | Medium at some point soon will actually allow you to use your own URL instead of Medium.com/@whatever |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (22:35:59): | Fallout 4 won't let me set a school full of children in fire. Only can kill the teachers |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (22:39:43): | Since when did the esrb limit my freedoms to digitally massacre school children? |
| Friday, 15 January 2016 |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (08:33:20): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g&app=desktop |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:03:06): | Time to build that wall |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:03:48): | It's scary how close trump seems to be to the nomination |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:05:06): | Apparently last night was his best debate too |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:05:44): | Never thought I'd say this but I hope ted Cruz wins lol I'm probably just going to vote for Gary Johnson again |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (09:34:40): | You Donald's song is better the bernies album. Hilary gotta drop a fire EP to stay relevant |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:36:21): | she's already trying to relate with black voters to disasterous results |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:36:41): | josh if you go to new zealand in march you will miss the three ring circus that is the next US election :( |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:36:47): | Did you see her whip and nae nae? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:36:57): | what lol |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:37:05): | On Ellen |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:37:15): | She did the whip and nae nae dance |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:37:26): | oh no i didnt see that |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:37:31): | Then more recently she did the dab |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:37:32): | but i hate watching hilary imitate humans |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:37:36): | Oh both are terrible |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:37:46): | wait there is a dance called the dab? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (09:37:55): | i thought dabbing was smoking hash oil or something lol |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (09:39:30): | I thought dabbing was using a cloth to absorb liquid |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:42:58): | You're all so white |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (09:43:49): | Yea. I'm so white I don't have any debt of any kind. I'll never understand urban culture |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:44:41): | Whites invented debt |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:44:46): | It was the jews |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (09:45:01): | Jews aren't white. They are a pale green |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:45:27): | That's just when their outer skin gets thin and you can see their lizard skin underneath |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (09:46:32): | A lot of people think Jews love money because they are Greedy. They just want to have things that are the same color of them. No Jew is like sweet euros. They are green and there underbelly is gold |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (09:54:11): | Just take the piece off and carry it all home |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (10:00:03): | I am neither black nor 16 so I enjoy the freedom white people have of not having to keep up with the latest trap music |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (10:46:57): | I'm still watching and following the election. I'm not going to Africa. Internet is a thing |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (10:47:09): | And what the fuck is a dab |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (10:51:06): | New Zealand has shit Internet |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (10:51:11): | Just a warning |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (10:51:17): | I'm aware |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (10:51:29): | Like 1994 level |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (10:51:44): | Is it really that bad? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (10:52:06): | It's not that bad, but it's noticeably eh |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (10:52:06): | It's horrible |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (10:52:32): | I need to pwn noobs |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (10:52:33): | To be fair the US has shit internet too |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (10:52:36): | I need my internet |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (10:52:52): | Marc is right it's fucking terrible in Australia and nz |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (10:53:03): | It has to do with where the cables on the ocean meet. Nz just gets fucked cause there in the middle of the fucking ocean |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (10:53:16): | They just need Google fiber |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (10:53:21): | It's easy, not hard |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (10:53:39): | Well its probably good enough |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (10:53:54): | Not like you're running an eCommerce site there |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (10:54:00): | Also shits expensive due to shipping |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (10:54:02): | Or becoming a pro gamer |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (10:54:23): | I wonder if their mobile stuff is better |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (10:54:40): | Did you get tickets yet? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (10:55:36): | Nah. Gonna shoot for March 1 though |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:02:37): | how long are you planning on staying? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:04:56): | As long as I can. |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:05:09): | Max 12 months |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:05:15): | hope you come back with an accent |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:05:29): | I'm sure there will be a tinge |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:05:36): | and a full maori sleeve |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:06:37): | I'm not opposed to getting a tattoo while I'm there |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:07:48): | you can actually get an authentic one too |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:07:53): | and not look like some fucking gringo |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:08:40): | Yea but if he stays the full year. When Donald trumps wins he's not going to get back in the country |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:09:49): | especially since he will discover islam in nz |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:09:51): | I'll be returning right when the civil war starts |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:10:01): | which one, the race war or the war on islam? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:11:36): | All of them |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:11:46): | perfect |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:13:15): | You'll still look like a gringo |
| Saturday, 16 January 2016 |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:12:49): | Also I really need to clean my room more lol |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:12:49): | Marc, Slecko is back in bizness |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:14:47): | We were retarded |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (14:16:52): | What's this from? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:19:21): | Yes we were |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:19:47): | Me and Marcs high school youtube group called Slecko. Think we only shot the opening of this lol |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:22:24): | Never forget |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (14:23:15): | What's slecko mean? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:23:43): | Silver echo of the 8th deme soon |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:26:06): | It really does lol |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:26:17): | We got it from a random name generator I think |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (14:27:09): | Bunch a losers if you ask me |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (15:06:04): | I'm at the barber shop and they're playing The Town. One of the barbers here is arguing it is the greatest movie of all time |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (15:38:34): | I remember Brian and I watched it. We thought the ending was retarded |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (15:49:37): | I think pete was there |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (16:07:47): | I was there. We smoked a joint and then for some reason it was on TV and we laughed the whole time |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (21:25:47): | Greg canal is a bouncer in NYC |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (21:27:42): | How do you know this |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (21:28:50): | He checked my id |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (21:29:00): | CANAL |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (21:32:12): | CANAL CANAL CANAL |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (21:32:23): | Lol did he say anything to you |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (21:33:09): | We talked |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (21:35:02): | Who? |
| Sunday, 17 January 2016 |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (14:03:37): | http://www.vice.com/read/pandemic-legacy-is-probably-the-greatest-board-game-of-all-time-935?utm_source=vicefbus |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:06:47): | i'd play this with you guys |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (14:10:20): | Finally get to realize my dream of killing off Canada with a virulent stain of Cat AIDS |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:34:40): | they're just asking it |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:34:42): | asking for it |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (20:51:31): | Russell Wilson looks high as fick |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (21:10:46): | I gotta stop taking so much ketamine before a game |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (21:11:10): | It probably wore off at halftime |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (21:11:18): | And that's when he started to play |
| Monday, 18 January 2016 |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (15:48:26): | should i buy jmargulies.com OR... |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (15:48:34): | NoWifeNoKids.com |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (15:52:17): | NoWifeNoKidsNoGod.com |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (16:03:57): | Fagatron.com |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (16:27:38): | Found Petes first tattoo |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (16:28:43): | Elephants don't have fur |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (16:29:07): | Sick elephant nips tho |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:32:37): | Rumor has it that Bryan Cranston is in the disaster artist |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:32:55): | It was announced on their FB page lol |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (18:33:19): | Maybe he plays the drug dealer on the roof |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:54:39): | RIP birdperson :( |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (21:13:03): | I'm exited for my first day tomorrow. Make new work friends so I don't have to hang out with you losers any more |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (21:15:14): | Yay fageddaboutus :( |
| Tuesday, 19 January 2016 |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (07:12:07): | Fine, I'll go hang out with my new work friends. We will stay out all night and I'll forget about you guys because I will be so captivated by their stories about their grandkids and medical problems |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:51:24): | None |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:51:29): | My boss sent this to me lol |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:51:34): | He truly is Michael scott |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:57:48): | Are you Jim? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (12:02:27): | No he's creed |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:38:35): | WHAT YEAR IS IT |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:39:26): | Also loris Instagram is of a 14 year old getting over a break up |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:41:09): | Lmao I don't go there |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:41:29): | It's like fear is nothing and shit like that |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:41:45): | Also fit fam photos but she ain't even jacked |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:42:03): | Like she can't even put up a plate I'm guessing |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:42:09): | Lol her "healthy" meals |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:42:44): | ALL THE KARABINCHAK CHILDREN DISAPPOINT ME BY THERE MAX BENCH |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:43:26): | You're a bench guy living in an ab man's world |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:43:48): | I need bench to push all the haters out of the way |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:44:04): | You only need abs for sucking Dick. So mine are amazing |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:44:13): | Aldi how's your new J |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:44:17): | Also* |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:44:25): | It's a lot of fun |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:44:29): | I'm the pitch guy |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:44:54): | Weird I thought you were more of a catcher guy |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:45:06): | I need to make a new tinder for city chicks |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:45:15): | I still catch |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:45:19): | Balls |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:45:23): | In my hands |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:45:26): | And ass |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:47:29): | Here's you're new tinder description |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:47:44): | "Looking for city chick's who want tinder dick" |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:47:47): | That's it |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (18:48:01): | No games |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:48:20): | "I'm better then everyone. So don't sleep you eat to the top. Just sleep with the top" |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:49:29): | Also works on Grindr |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (18:59:13): | I enjoyed reading this back and forth |
| Wednesday, 20 January 2016 |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:32:16): | We'll be here for the next 40 years |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (09:32:24): | Till my retirement from comedy |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (09:32:43): | Or your untimely murder |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:15:19): | Trivia later? Or is Marc a little city bitch now? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:15:47): | I should be able to make it if the trains don't fuck up |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:16:25): | Pete? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (12:17:43): | I def cant |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (13:44:22): | I can't tonight. You guys down for next week though? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (13:47:07): | I probably can next week. I just got my mentor thing tomorrow morning and a project to do for him tonight |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:47:40): | Bitch that's after work hours. Tell him to suck a cock |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (13:48:19): | This is for a class I'm paying for lol |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:53:20): | FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (13:53:31): | You got a job. You don't need school |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (13:55:09): | He's got a point, when has school ever helped anyone? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:04:02): | I want a better job that's more of what I want to do lol |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:06:03): | I can't hear you. Your a stupid freshman. |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:07:14): | You gunna stick with your highschool girlfriend and break up during thanksgiving |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:07:26): | Go wear a lanyard |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:07:26): | You're B) |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:07:39): | Look at me, I'm Brian, I want a job I am more passionate about with a higher salary |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:08:10): | But Pete ain't in school. He working and hating himself like he should |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:08:13): | Come work with me in the coal mines and be a real man |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:08:25): | Oh yea hating myself like you wouldn't believe |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:08:44): | Also I am planning on grad school next year lol |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:09:29): | Are you really? |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:10:01): | He's joining the risk management crowd B) |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:10:34): | Are you putting emojis that aren't working. Or are you literally putting a b and ) |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (14:10:44): | the latter |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (14:10:47): | B) |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:11:01): | B) |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:12:43): | Yea I'm thinking risk management or maybe an MBA |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:14:07): | B) |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:14:20): | gotta figure out a career path first and then take the gres or gmats or w/e B) |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (17:57:20): | Why do they sell high times at target |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:58:36): | Cause we got medical nigga |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (18:39:34): | ALL VAGINAS WILL NO BE REFERRED TO AS HAM WALLETS. That is all |
| Thursday, 21 January 2016 |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:10:26): | Roast beef wallets for black chicks |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:13:07): | All just a bunch of turkeys |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:14:27): | marc i have to tell you something important |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:14:58): | dont sit down when you read this because youre just going to stand up |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:15:44): | I emailed a crossfit gym |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:16:15): | To troll them ? |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:16:18): | \ufffd |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:16:37): | to become them |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:16:47): | i am crossfit and crossfit is me |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:17:20): | "Now I am become CrossFit, Destroy of Worlds" - Assholes who clap at the gym |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:17:42): | I have no son now. |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:18:41): | Thats what my dad said when I told him last year I was doing CrossDressingFit |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:19:07): | You give me back that tank I bought you. You don't deserve it |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:19:35): | THAT TANK WAS A GIFT AND I'M KEEPING IT |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:19:52): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72gsncVQO7M\\ |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:20:05): | YOU CANT KEEP THINGS WHEN YOU ARE DEAD TO ME |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:20:35): | \ufffd |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:20:47): | None |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:20:52): | Pete is nervous |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:20:58): | You are more dead to me then your dead mother |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:23:59): | thats pretty dead |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:24:33): | And that's what you will be doing. Killing yourself over time |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:24:34): | I hear paleo has something to do with crossfire pete |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:24:44): | Crossfit |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:24:46): | oh yea marc |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:24:47): | double whammy |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:24:50): | im a Paleo Boy now |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:24:58): | Not crossfire, the hit marble shooting game of the 90s |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:24:58): | 4 days in |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:25:32): | All I know is that crossfit can be really bad for your liver |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:25:45): | I knew I wanted to stop hanging out with you people. But not like this. And not on dry land |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:26:00): | Pete just wants to get lean |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:26:03): | Not too bulky |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:26:05): | Muscles are gross |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:26:17): | EVERYONE NEEDS TO NOT FIT THROUGH DOORWAYS |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:26:48): | i gotta lean down |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:26:54): | i need that jesus on the cross look |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:27:48): | He just wants the V shape hips |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:27:56): | Never get that Jesus look if you ain't a Jew |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:28:05): | The spornosexual look |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:28:23): | Huh? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:28:35): | its the new metrosexual |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:28:49): | its like metrosexual but now it also includes getting the brad pit from fight club body |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:28:50): | It's the zenith of metrosexuality josh god |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:29:14): | And effron from the neighbors |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:29:32): | I'm so happy I don't know this shit |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:29:32): | None |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:29:35): | The only crossfit |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:30:02): | God don't you read josh |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:30:04): | crucifixion is prob great for a workout |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:30:14): | It was on true reddit |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:30:20): | Great for the vote |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:30:25): | Core |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:30:36): | gonna buy all my clothes at Express, get a man bun, and eat 12 meals a day |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:31:06): | Noice |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:31:36): | We need to have all diets covered |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:31:53): | Well host our own my diet is better than yours type reality show |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:34:19): | im on a diet where i go to kfc daily but only eat the skins |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:35:53): | I just eat spinach artichoke dip with a spoon |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:36:02): | yea the spinach is good for you |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:36:09): | With ranch if I'm feeling raunchy |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:38:57): | to be honest im probably not going to do crossfit. too much of a time commitment. although i kind of want to do something to get fit |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:39:36): | Fighting |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:39:40): | MMA |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:39:52): | Crossfit jr |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:40:55): | Yoga |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:41:05): | HIIT |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:41:05): | Hot bitches with hot butts |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:41:27): | Plus peace of mind and all that shit |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:41:28): | I dont want to do any combat sports or team sports |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:41:40): | is yoga much of a workout? |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:41:45): | The only flexablilty you need is the ability to flex |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:41:45): | Oh yea |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:41:52): | I sweat more during yoga than most workouts |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:41:57): | Yoga really hard |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:42:16): | Agreed. I've never sweated more than during yoga |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:42:48): | You also eat nothing but meat and cheese |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (11:43:01): | If you want to get lean you need cardio |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:45:12): | I eat 45g of carbs a day now, last night I even had a sandwich |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:45:46): | B) |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:47:29): | Yoga good |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:47:43): | Yoga fire |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:47:47): | Or just get a bike |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:48:30): | None |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:48:49): | I could see Pete becoming a bike guy. The getup and everything |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:49:45): | oh i'd get a bike in heartbeat if i had a place to ride it |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:49:57): | plus its too cold to bike now which sucks. i want a year round thing |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:50:21): | and fuck carbs |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:50:24): | I thought about getting one of those stands so I can use my bike indoors |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:50:56): | Biking on roads though is awesome. So much better than running. |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:51:00): | More dynamic |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:51:10): | Also. Fuck running |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:53:04): | I'm with ya pete fuck carbs |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:53:07): | Fuck running |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:53:14): | Fuck the world |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:53:28): | Fuck |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:53:33): | actually i just started running |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (11:53:37): | i hate it but i need the cardio |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (11:54:12): | So do I. I'm fat. |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (11:58:07): | Eat fat |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (12:03:57): | Ketosis bruh |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:04:33): | I eat fat on the reg |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:04:42): | Salmon bruh |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (12:25:12): | Good job contributing to the overfishing of our seas |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:25:41): | Farm raised bitch |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:25:47): | Probably |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:43:59): | I got a 20% on a diversity test. I'm racist apparently |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:44:43): | They just mentioned pan sexual |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (12:46:23): | I'm learning about pronouns |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (12:48:25): | This job training? |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (12:51:09): | Are you working for tumblr |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (13:01:22): | Tell them you love fucking pans |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (13:01:34): | Pots, plates, whatever as long as it's kitchen related you're into it |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (13:01:49): | Tell them your pronoun is apache helicopter |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (13:01:53): | Tell them marc |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:12:14): | As soon as they started taking about pronouns I kept thinking about. "Cause charmander doesn't go squirtle squirt you faggot" |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:35:31): | Now is your only shot to declar Thor as your pronoun |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:36:16): | My pronouns are Fag. Faggot and dirty wetbacks stealing my jobs |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:37:40): | So it turns out I actually have been gendering you correctly this whole time |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:38:26): | Yup. I just never wanted to say it. I love being offended |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (15:26:56): | We are learning about stress and how yoga helps. Everyone is a hippie. I need stress. Stress puts up weight |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (15:27:56): | Nah stress is lame |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (15:28:00): | Bet all those city bitches all on ClassPass. |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (15:28:18): | I'm in Mass Pass |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (15:28:27): | Did you bring up smoking weed every day |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (15:28:31): | That helps |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (15:28:44): | http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/17/nothing-really-offends-me-says-walking-embodiment-of-white-privilege/ |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (15:31:02): | marc i think you have spent so long fighting hipsters that you have accidentally become one |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (15:31:43): | "I was fighting Hipsters before it was cool." |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (15:33:09): | - Ulysses S. Grant in the Battle of Williamsburg, Brooklyn |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (15:33:18): | I will never be a hipster |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (15:33:26): | I'm a bro to the close |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:50:30): | https://i.imgur.com/m6a92rS.jpg |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (17:54:11): | Back to work taco dick |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (17:59:32): | :( |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:22:25): | And the DJ is actually famous. She works with Drake and a lot of other people |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:24:10): | Your job looks awesome |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:24:51): | There are a lot of jobs in analytics and stuff that you guys would like |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:25:13): | It's a lot of excel and planing but you get all the perks that everyone does |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (19:25:41): | Well if they need account managers I'm ya boy |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:26:00): | They probably do. We are pitching a lot of new huge clients |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (19:26:25): | They just hired like 4 analytics guys for a new job |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (20:02:19): | Sweet |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (20:02:41): | Anyone we would have heard of? |
| Friday, 22 January 2016 |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (00:43:49): | http://youtu.be/Hm8oqlg8z4s |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (00:44:01): | Front-page of Reddit right now |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (00:46:17): | No joke, I've been watching Steve brule clips all night |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (00:46:31): | This turkeys cooked |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (00:47:01): | Love when he's eating shrimp out of the dumpster |
| un bortion más no hace daño | (00:47:12): | Or the plane episode |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (00:48:43): | There's a better place to find seafood, its called the drumpster out back. Bringo |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:23:52): | None |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:26:19): | I don't get it. Is she vacuuming ? |
| GroupMe | (14:27:07): | un bortion m\xe1s no hace da\xf1o changed name to My Bortion Hurts |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:30:01): | You wouldn't get it B) |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:35:21): | ITS A GUY THING |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:36:57): | You missed spelt Gay |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:37:40): | You misspelled misspelled |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:37:41): | Oh my mistake. Stupid autocorrect |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:38:27): | Hey. Hey. Shut up |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:44:54): | Forgot. Yesterday Steve said, "I hacked Google." |
| Yo Tengo Bortion | (14:45:43): | The mainframe? |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:46:44): | He now has unlimited email storage because he now has his own university |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:46:51): | Steve.edu |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:47:20): | To do this he got his own server to host his email |
| Yo Quiero Taco Dick | (14:47:34): | To do that he did some other shady shit to raise enough money to buy the server |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:48:24): | Said something about buying $200 gift cards for $180, then selling them for $190 |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:53:58): | Please please tell me I can enroll in Steve University |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:55:02): | I'm sure he has the power. Dean Steve |
| GroupMe | (14:55:25): | My Bortion Hurts changed the group's name to The Steve's University |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:55:28): | What is the course catalogue like |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:56:01): | Squirreling in the Caymans 101 |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:56:15): | Sweden FTW 404 |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:56:33): | Being Sketchy Grad Level |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:56:38): | Steve "Sweden pisses on us" |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:56:43): | Said yesterday |
| consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel | (14:57:05): | NO BODY PISSES ON THE US BUT THE US. |
| GroupMe | (14:57:44): | Yo Quiero Taco Dick changed name to BA in Stash Cashology |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:57:45): | Brian, remember we filmed "The Steve's Show" |
| GroupMe | (14:58:06): | consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel changed the group's avatar |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (14:58:24): | Yes I do lol |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (14:58:36): | It might be on Garys facebook |
| GroupMe | (14:59:00): | consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel changed name to PhD in Bitcoin |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:59:37): | Nah, I think I edited that one |
| My Bortion Hurts | (14:59:41): | On my old PC |
| GroupMe | (15:01:23): | Yo Tengo Bortion changed name to Chemtrails Are Real |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:02:44): | Pete. What degree do you have in Chem trails |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:02:52): | That's the new theme |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:03:18): | Clearly you didn't take Weird Japapnese shit 492 |
| Chemtrails Are Real | (15:03:38): | My mistake |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:04:14): | You better fix that before Dean Steve fines you |
| GroupMe | (15:04:14): | Chemtrails Are Real changed name to Senpai Studies 101 |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (15:04:20): | I like the idea that the major is called "Chem trails are real" lol |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:04:22): | And uses the cash to buy gift cards |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:05:11): | so Steve.edu isn't real right |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:05:34): | A man can dream |
| My Bortion Hurts | (15:05:54): | Not necessarily Steve.edu, but he definitely owns some random .edu address |
| GroupMe | (15:06:59): | My Bortion Hurts changed name to Doctor Bukake |
| Doctor Bukake | (15:07:39): | I wanna be a professor in internet studies. We focus on porn a lot. A lot a lot |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:07:43): | but why |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:07:44): | nevermind |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:07:45): | im sorry |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:07:51): | that is the one question you cannot ask in Steve University |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:08:12): | I want to teach MLP theory |
| Doctor Bukake | (15:08:14): | It's The Steve's University |
| Doctor Bukake | (15:08:26): | MLP? |
| Doctor Bukake | (15:08:35): | Major league porn? |
| Doctor Bukake | (15:08:42): | Porn Olympics? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:08:44): | My little pony |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:09:36): | is steve a brony? |
| Doctor Bukake | (15:09:37): | Bronyology |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:09:40): | are bronies still a thing? |
| Doctor Bukake | (15:10:02): | This guy I worked with at Costco was a brony |
| Doctor Bukake | (15:10:15): | Steve ain't a brony |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:10:30): | gross |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (15:11:43): | Steves not brony wwird more of a just Internet/anime weird |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:13:19): | deep internet weird |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (15:13:39): | To some it's weird and mysterious |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (15:13:43): | To steve, it's home |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:14:58): | im surprised he hasnt bought a gun or something online |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:16:00): | If he does. Let me get in on that. I want an AR 15 |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:16:22): | Trump builds that wall, we defend that wall. it' |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:16:25): | it's how it works |
| Doctor Bukake | (15:16:50): | Spring semester starts next week. Tuition payments are due. The Steve's university only accepts cash, checks made out to cash, bitcoin, and Venmo |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:17:27): | I'm signed up for basement dwelling 201. I skipped over 101. Since I'm advanced |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (15:19:11): | I'd like to make a fake website about all this but fear getting pulled into steves inevitable lawsuit |
| Doctor Bukake | (15:41:35): | http://explosm.net/rcg/rykvrpmqi |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:25:48): | Free beer at work |
| Doctor Bukake | (16:27:05): | You work at a start-up? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:27:44): | I work at the biggest media agency in the world |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (16:28:12): | Goliath Media |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (16:28:20): | Wish I had a work beer |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:29:11): | My Dick media. Looks big in pictures but will ultimately dissatisfy you |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (16:32:23): | What's the actual name of it |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (16:32:39): | I just have work dayquil |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:32:55): | My company is Zenithoptimedia but it's Publicis groups |
| Doctor Bukake | (16:35:16): | They're French |
| Doctor Bukake | (16:35:19): | You traitor |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:35:39): | Nigga you want socialism |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:36:34): | My face while i said that |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (16:36:42): | Mic droppes |
| Doctor Bukake | (16:37:01): | French ain't socialists cum sucker. Just one of their major parties is |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:37:35): | Yea. So you more of a traitor. Your tiny Commie mind can't understand |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (16:38:58): | Josh he's saying since you want socialism which is worse than France you have no right to mock the origins of his employer entity |
| Doctor Bukake | (16:39:44): | Eh. Socialism good. |
| Doctor Bukake | (16:39:57): | Fuck Frenchies |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (16:41:00): | Why can't you work for a good American company like anheiser Busch or a coal mill |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:52:47): | My sisters company does he marketing for anheiser |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (16:58:54): | Anheiser? I bare know 'er! |
| Doctor Bukake | (17:48:14): | They were removed, where have they gone? http://imgur.com/gallery/BocfkxM |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (18:25:26): | Reminds me of the ep where Jerry offers to donate his dick to that alien guy |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:07:58): | Why does Lori think she is country now |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (20:08:14): | What do you mean |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:08:25): | Look at her Instagram |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:09:46): | She did #nothighmaintenance |
| Doctor Bukake | (20:12:05): | I've never been fishing |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (20:12:38): | Have you ever been fisting |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:12:45): | Duh |
| Doctor Bukake | (20:12:56): | Only double |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (21:07:44): | None |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (21:14:23): | Loris been fishing since she was like 10 to be fair lol |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (21:14:52): | She still isn't country |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (21:14:57): | I have seen your house |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (21:15:08): | Yea but she lives in a country |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (21:15:14): | That's got to count for something |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (21:17:36): | It counts for nothing |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (21:54:09): | Do you guys want some Jessie cookies |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (22:01:27): | Does that say "big brother us watching" |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (22:01:37): | In that case, yes |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (22:01:46): | Yes it does |
| Doctor Bukake | (22:02:48): | Beautiful |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (22:03:11): | Who made this |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (22:03:13): | Why |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (22:03:27): | I mean yes I want one but I don't understand what is happening |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (22:05:01): | Did she go missing and this is the new milk cartoon |
| Saturday, 23 January 2016 |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:28:55): | Wanna R6S today since we are all snowed in |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:02:47): | i'm snowed in at jessies so no r6 today |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:22:11): | I might be on |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:59:28): | I can play with you guys tomorrow |
| Sunday, 24 January 2016 |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (11:57:00): | You can find anything on the Internet |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (11:57:07): | None |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:57:29): | So this is how gokusnake was born |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (13:34:15): | Brian where the plows at. My street ain't plowed |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:35:04): | No idea lol hopefully they get you |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (13:36:32): | Bitch I got work tomorrow. Get your dad to start rolling heads |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (13:36:42): | Or I ain't paying taxes |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:36:55): | get a subaru \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (13:37:37): | I have a highlander and an explorer. A tundra got stuck. Subaru ain't gunna do shot |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:38:32): | subie fam dgaf |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (13:40:24): | You ain't not bus 62 |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:10:10): | For real though. Who do I bitch at to get my street plowed |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (16:26:37): | Edisonnj.org has a section you can email about your street |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (16:26:48): | My mom says to take a picture of your street and note the time |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (16:27:10): | Apparently somebody really fucked up at edison township with scheduling the plows |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (16:32:02): | http://edisonnj.org/citizenrequest.php |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (16:32:21): | Also try calling town hall |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:59:13): | My moms calling now. She has to get to the hospital tomorrow |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:00:34): | Who do we ask for |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:07:13): | My mom called. She is worried she won't be able to get to the hospital tomorrow |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:11:23): | Brian what use are you. I have invested 10 years in this friendship. Where are my dividends |
| Doctor Bukake | (23:18:45): | What percentage of the population does this even apply to |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (23:34:30): | "This question makes me uncomfortable" |
| Monday, 25 January 2016 |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (09:11:12): | I heard on NPR some guy on NJ transit tried to lighten the mood by telling jokes but it was not appreciated lol |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:19:20): | Attention passengers, why did the golfer bring a second pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one. Your train is delayed indefinitely while we plow the tracks |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (09:19:41): | I was gonna ask if this was you marc |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:30:26): | Nah I had head phones one. |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:41:21): | You guys doing anything for the super bowl? |
| Doctor Bukake | (11:41:42): | When that? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:42:12): | next sunday |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:42:13): | 7th |
| Doctor Bukake | (11:42:52): | No plans |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (11:43:59): | I got nothing |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:44:04): | we should do something |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:44:12): | to celebrate the greatest american holiday |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:45:52): | in honor of peyton manning i plan on shaving the top of my head to make my forehead look larger |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:34:47): | None |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:36:21): | Come over ASAP (Monday) |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:32:13): | I might start bathing in the blood of virgins. To keep me young. |
| Tuesday, 26 January 2016 |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:23:24): | You guys down for trivia tomorrow? |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (11:34:44): | Has it been a week already lol |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:38:57): | Time flies when you're waiting for the apocalypse |
| Doctor Bukake | (13:06:44): | I would be |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:07:08): | Cool |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (13:08:12): | If I can get home in a dent hour |
| Wednesday, 27 January 2016 |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:38:57): | I'll let you guys know about trivia when I get home |
| Doctor Bukake | (09:39:35): | Punk ass bitch. We need to know now |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:39:56): | Well the answer is written in the sky. Look up. |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:40:06): | It should say. "Faggot". |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:40:12): | But I'm 90% coming |
| Doctor Bukake | (09:40:43): | Don't forget tissues |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:40:49): | Has everyone researched box office bombs |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:40:57): | And gay dad |
| Doctor Bukake | (09:41:35): | I don't play games, boy. Explain yourself |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:41:57): | Cause of the Good Dinisaur |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:42:03): | Remember |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:42:06): | You loon |
| Doctor Bukake | (09:42:38): | Right right right |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:43:13): | I told you guys I got a 20% on my respecting race and ethic differences HR test right |
| Doctor Bukake | (09:46:41): | Does that give you leeway in making racist jokes around the office? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:46:58): | I hope so because I have been doing that |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:14:44): | How did you get 20% lol |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:15:00): | I got one of 5 answers right |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:15:00): | And I'm just worried about the Superbowl questions that might be asked |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:15:09): | How difficult was this |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:15:26): | Imagine working for tumblr |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:16:13): | Thy difficultly. The videos contradict each other. They says nothing at points. It was clearly made by a woman |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:17:04): | They also gave us a list of pronouns to use and told us to not ask what pronouns they want us to use as it may offended them. But offended them if we don't use the right one |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:18:11): | You're only option is to call everyone "hey you" |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:18:55): | I just do. Sup nigger Faggot. So you know I'm going to offend you no matter what. |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:19:21): | We need a quality team name the bar faggot will actually read this time |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:19:50): | The Nigger Faggots |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:20:21): | The Fuck this MC for not reading our name last time |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:20:22): | I agree with Marc cause then he'll have to make one up on the spot |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:20:52): | What was your name last time? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:21:10): | The Edison Single Gay Dads Club |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:21:22): | he just called us Edison Dads Club |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:21:38): | which just ruins it |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:23:50): | Next Gen Biz Men featuring the Bad for Biz Bitches. |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:23:58): | Always an option |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:24:55): | The weird kids in the corner hand out business cards |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:24:57): | he'll just say "biz men" |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:25:07): | gotta be short & sweet |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:25:16): | or we can just do family guy references like the other faggots we played with |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:27:37): | What about something like "Butt Society" or "I'm in Uranus" |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:27:51): | The Grappers |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:28:45): | Butt Touchers |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:29:32): | The cuck uprising |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:29:50): | Cucks United |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:29:53): | We Will Cuck You |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:30:03): | Get Cucked |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:30:05): | Then we bang our fists on the table |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:30:20): | I like Butt Touchers |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:35:45): | Bob's Burgers. I can deal with that |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:36:00): | Although the cuck uprising is good |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:36:03): | Real good |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:36:06): | Toms Tacos |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:36:13): | how about "Question Googlers" |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:36:23): | or "Trivia Cheaters" |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:36:24): | Yeast Tacos |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:36:36): | #WeAreCheaters |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:36:44): | or just a gross phrase like Moist Stepdads |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:36:46): | We cheat on our wives and in trivia |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:38:42): | "The dad's you wish you hads" |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:40:28): | Herman Cain 2016 |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:41:50): | lol i love it |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:42:23): | 9 9 9 |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:42:36): | upside down? 666 |
| Doctor Bukake | (10:42:49): | Woah!!! |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:43:15): | 333 half evil |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:43:29): | i pulled the bandaid off a little too fast huh? |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:44:35): | How about we just keep it simple |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:44:41): | "Build that wall" |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:46:42): | i like that |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:46:45): | simple |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:46:47): | and shows our values |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:52:23): | This trivia night seems like the perfect place to lay out my political agenda |
| Doctor Bukake | (11:49:38): | Google must think I'm Bruce Wayne |
| Doctor Bukake | (11:49:45): | None |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:04:11): | Motorcycles are pretty cool |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:07:38): | I love Build that Wall |
| Doctor Bukake | (12:15:33): | Who's actually down for trivia? Marc said he's 90% sure. Brian? Pete? |
| Doctor Bukake | (12:16:23): | The ladies? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:19:25): | I'm in |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:19:37): | Jessie can't make it though, she's got too much grading |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:20:02): | I'll ask haley but I'm down. What time is it? |
| Doctor Bukake | (12:22:59): | 8pm |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:23:28): | Till when? I don't want to miss my bedtime stories |
| GroupMe | (12:23:34): | Doctor Bukake changed name to Dr. Boo Cocky |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:23:56): | It was less than 2 hours of I'm not mistaken |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:24:01): | If* |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:25:33): | It was over at like 10 last time |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:25:58): | I want the same horrible waitress |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:26:50): | Yea she was a fucking idiot |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:30:44): | Haley says she's down to clown |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:32:41): | cool, now we gots a team |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:33:00): | i'll try and be there at like 7:30 or 7:40 to grab a table and get started on a drink |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:33:14): | i cant imagine us having a problem though, it wasnt packed last time |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:34:14): | Yea haley will only get to my house around 720 latest and we'll go from there |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:35:03): | Cool beans |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:48:36): | Haley actually is a maybe but I'm a definitely. |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:52:11): | You guys know who Margot Robbie is? The chick from wolf of wall street |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:52:42): | Harley Quinn |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:52:43): | Do you guys find her face attractive |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:53:03): | Rate her face scale from 1 to 5, 1 being ugly 5 being gorgeous |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:53:12): | I think she's sexy as all hell |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:53:18): | yea but just neck up |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:53:20): | 5 |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:53:25): | god damn |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:53:36): | Now we need marcs opinion |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:53:36): | i think she has a weird face |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:54:48): | Natalie dormer has a weird face |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:55:48): | Body nice. Face a little off. Would still bang in and out of Harley Quinn costume |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:55:52): | i agree with natalie dormer too |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:55:56): | and i would still bang both girls |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:56:04): | I'd also fuck Cara |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:56:09): | oh me too |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:56:13): | And Killer crock from the movie |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:56:15): | Agreed |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:56:16): | dem eyebrows |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:56:19): | I see what you guys mean about natalie |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:56:27): | But Margot is pretty close to 10/10 |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:56:32): | natalie dormer is overrated too, especially since i saw her boobs before i knew her name |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:56:35): | Looks like she had a stroke |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:57:22): | Margot Robbie looks like a younger, hotter Jamie Presley |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:57:49): | i would only fuck jamie lee presley if she agreed to call me crabman the whole time |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:58:13): | I loved my name is Earl |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:58:21): | in my fantasy she says "oh you must be a big my name is earl fan" and i'd say "never seen it" |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:58:44): | She's also Joe dirts sister |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:59:10): | now shes just trying to set a new world record for most DUIs |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:59:42): | Is she? That's good, means she's into making bad decisions \ufffd |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:01:18): | Remember, she's the one he meets at the carnival and they bang. And Dennis leary makes fun of him for wanting to fuck his hot sister |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:03:38): | but they dont actually bang |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:04:30): | They do. She's not actually his sister |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:05:06): | oh yea i forgot |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:05:10): | such a classic film |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:05:43): | You should see the second one |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:05:46): | It's trash |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:05:58): | nah thats ok |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (18:17:49): | Odd request. Can someone drive me to trivia |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (18:20:52): | Nah b |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (18:20:55): | Nah |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (18:27:30): | Also you fuckers owe me my GODDAMN MONEY |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (18:27:54): | O yeah |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (18:28:24): | We still haven't crunched the numbers. We'll get it to you |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (18:28:46): | You gunna pay me tonight. Either in cash or your blood |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (19:13:17): | Leaving in like 10 minutes. We'll pick you up on the way Marc |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (19:13:31): | Thanks broseph |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (19:41:54): | You guys here? |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (19:48:59): | Well be thetr in 5 just pulling into menlo right now |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (19:49:07): | Cool I have a table |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (22:32:46): | We need a new strategy for next time |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (22:40:33): | Steal the answers to the SATs |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (22:40:49): | I want to be the black guy |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (22:41:20): | Shotty Scarlet Johansen |
| Thursday, 28 January 2016 |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (07:20:09): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rz1TcLVFzY |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (08:43:36): | None |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (08:45:25): | Accidentally sent that to my work group me. |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:10:06): | Starting off strong I see |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:16:36): | https://i.imgur.com/29l3NNV.jpg\nDespite our political differences at least we can all laugh at Geb Bush |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:24:17): | He's got my vote |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (10:33:22): | Silly Jeb is doing drive through wrong |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:34:19): | He should work at sonic |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (11:05:06): | Love to see him on roller skates |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:01:37): | https://gfycat.com/SoggyDemandingIndiancow |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:10:52): | Such a doofus |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:11:08): | Why isn't there and emoji for doofus? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:52:24): | \ufffd |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:19:35): | None |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (19:06:39): | Are you faggettes doing anything tomorrow night |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (19:16:10): | No plans |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:05:45): | Drunk Marc doesn't deal with shit |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (20:06:07): | I thought the same thing when I saw this |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:10:24): | Oh also. WHERE MY GOD DAMN MONEY |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (20:18:41): | Zach will be home |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:28:46): | I might go to happy hour |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (20:29:02): | Aight |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:29:19): | But what you thinking. I can skip it. I went to one today |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (20:31:20): | Idk I just got nothing to do tomorrow |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:31:53): | You got my butthole to do. # build that wall |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (21:00:31): | So I have a happy hour with my new cool New York friends tomorrow. What is your pitch for me to spend time with you |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (21:46:14): | Lol go hang out with them then |
| Friday, 29 January 2016 |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (07:38:36): | I have been ripping ass and it's keeping my butt warm |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (08:09:47): | I will be home around 9. So I'm free after |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (08:24:36): | Save some of those meaty farts ya dig |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:29:58): | https://youtu.be/uWyj6l_FnLk |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:42:42): | Hey its dinklebot |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:43:28): | And Gary oldman in the role of a lifetime |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (13:49:31): | I've know about this for years |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (13:54:54): | Barbie just get really into feminism |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:56:18): | I don't get the whole blue hair thing with chicks |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (14:06:24): | It's to signify that their feminist |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (14:06:42): | I think they're making like 4 body types for barbie now lol |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:10:44): | That fat barbie with blue hair kind of pisses me off lol |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:11:36): | we need overweight neckbeard batman action figures now to even it out |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (14:18:15): | Superheros at any size |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:19:58): | We all need to strive for unachievable standards. That build character. And know who has the drive |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:24:00): | So what you identify as is what bathroom you can use. I'm gunna identify as a dog so I can shit outside and on the carpet when no one pays attention to me |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (14:24:55): | I'm for unisex bathrooms. |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (14:26:10): | Everyone should poop together |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (14:28:05): | Do hermaphrodites have to use tampons and condoms??? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:37:55): | I don't think you get jizz or the read valley. Only one or the other |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:38:04): | Cause you'd get yourself pregnant |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:41:10): | I agree with communal bathrooms. No stalls either, just a giant shitting trough |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:45:02): | NOW THERE ARE CRIPLE LEGOS |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (14:52:19): | Pete that's just a street in india |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:56:27): | When can I enroll in Steve university |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:16:12): | http://www.adweek.com/news/television/hilarious-promo-sharkfest-bites-shark-week-where-it-hurts-165531 \n\nThis is NGBM material |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (15:27:35): | synergy |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (15:28:18): | Yay capitalism |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (15:28:34): | Exploitation of the fishetariot |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:29:01): | Working fish class |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (15:29:33): | We're profiting off fishes labor. Hey capitalism, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:12:56): | Burnie Sandstar is running in plan to cut taxes for middle and lower foodchain fish. Donald Pufferfish is trying to segregate Atlantic and Pacific fish |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (16:14:43): | Is this the plot of finding nemo 2 |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:15:26): | Find Nemo two. Find the American fish jobs |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (16:16:08): | Them dam plankton TURK R JERBS |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (17:55:42): | What's poppin? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (19:45:20): | I'm heading home now. Be home by 8:39 0 |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (19:52:54): | So what's the plan |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (19:56:23): | We are just hanging at Brian's now |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (19:56:48): | Aight. I'll be over as soon as I get home |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (19:58:04): | Are we going out. Or should I change into chill clothes ? |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (19:58:58): | Well we already started drinking so unless you wanna drive somewhere, we're staying put |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (19:59:20): | Hmmmmm |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:15:45): | I have to pick up Christa. So I think I'm just gunna bail. |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (20:18:46): | Ok another time |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (20:18:57): | Aight np |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:23:26): | I just farted such a smell hot fart in the train I had to get up and move |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (20:24:27): | That's beautiful |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:25:08): | Like I got up and moved to the space inbetween cars. I can see people moving now from it |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:25:25): | I'm very proud of it |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (20:33:29): | Next challenge: fart in the quiet car |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:55:54): | Where is Hayley ? Where did she get the mojiton |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (20:57:15): | Sushi palace on inman |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (20:57:44): | Who orders a cocktail there ? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (20:58:09): | It's byo cocktail |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (20:58:15): | I made a mistake that's where I was told she was going, she ended up at kona grill though |
| Saturday, 30 January 2016 |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:00:09): | Wanna do something tonight |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:06:54): | Can't make it out tonight |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:52:27): | FDR was president from 33 to 42. Slavery was abolished in 1865 |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:54:27): | I think we need to have a talk with Haley. |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:55:05): | Because clearly she doesn't understand that the manager would never let that guy be in that room |
| Sunday, 31 January 2016 |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:33:56): | Josh you may see Barfbeito in new Zealand |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:34:09): | http://imgur.com/y82RSGo.jpg |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:34:23): | Wait, what? |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:38:12): | Lol I like you posted that then said wait what |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:38:18): | She's teaching abroad again |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:38:57): | New Zealand is a developed nation. They are worse off with her there |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:39:27): | So was Peru didn't stop her |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:39:49): | This a two week thing again? |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:40:03): | No |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:40:06): | A 2 year thing |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:40:13): | Jesus |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:40:33): | She wouldn't be in NZ though, in Samoa |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:40:42): | But close by |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:40:58): | O. That don't count |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:41:06): | That's "America" |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:41:17): | She says you're the one who got away |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:41:31): | And she won't let you get away again |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:41:31): | Don't you ever say that to me again |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:41:43): | \ufffd |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:41:58): | That's me getting away, swiftly |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:43:23): | Get shwifty |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:44:06): | Take off your pants and your panties |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:44:11): | Shit on the floor |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (13:44:32): | I want Rick and Morty emojis |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:00:20): | Stop saying schwifty like it's a thing! |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:48:17): | All right. At this point we just need to ship her somewhere |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:42:51): | What is pan sexual and pan romantic |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (15:43:29): | Attracted to all humans |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (15:43:34): | Multiple lovers |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:43:52): | Really. Cause I thought they just liked kitchen wear |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:46:02): | What the fuck is Demi sexual |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (15:46:40): | You attracted to God |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:47:02): | I thought only Demi gods like persoius |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:58:59): | You think demi Moore is hot |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (16:16:17): | Any good demi sexual knows that |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (16:16:17): | Used to be hot |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (19:36:59): | So did you josh. So did you. Now look at yourself. |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (19:38:04): | Yea you used trash whore |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (21:44:57): | None |
| Monday, 01 February 2016 |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:48:26): | This Brian voted for Trump |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (15:49:20): | If I were drunk, I'd probably vote Trump too |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (15:50:30): | This is the picture I'll show my kids when I tell the dangers and greatness of alcohol |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:50:56): | This Brian. OWES ME GOD DAMN MONEY. |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (15:51:19): | That Brian writes in Mitt Romney |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:51:27): | This kid just a faggot. And owes me money. |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:52:00): | This kid cool |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:52:26): | This kid weird |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (15:57:38): | https://youtu.be/lUh2EYX-RPE |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:57:42): | None |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (15:58:20): | Das me. Fuck you peasants |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (16:03:16): | Lol you know you're in for a bad time when someone brings a growler to the party |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (16:06:37): | Yeah, that I've never done. Definitely bought a six pack though |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (16:08:14): | You just bring your beer aged I'm your own beer cellar |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (16:10:22): | OK, I did that on thanksgiving, but I shared |
| Tuesday, 02 February 2016 |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (06:33:27): | None |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:28:00): | Is it just me or is every girl in the free weight section always doing legs |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:34:11): | i always see them do that shoulder thing |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:34:29): | like where they stand there with the dumbbells at their waist, then raise them to shoulder level and then push them up |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:34:38): | while twisting their wrists |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:34:43): | idk what it's called but every girl does it lol |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:35:02): | Like military press? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:36:38): | no it's some dumbbell shoulder press but they start at the waist |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:36:54): | all the hot girls at the gym that carry around their own gym bands and use wrist wraps do it |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:36:59): | gym bags* |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:37:29): | At what point am I allowed to wear wrist wraps? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:37:57): | I use them for bench and military press. I use the wrap around bar one for lay pull downs and dead lifts |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:39:44): | idk never found a need for that kind of stuff |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:40:20): | I lose grip on my dead lifts when I get to 405. So that's why started. |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (09:40:52): | It's cause you got weak fingers. I recommend 100 reps of keyboard presses |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:41:31): | 100 reps? amateur |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:41:57): | working on a computer all day is wrecking my posture/wrists |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:42:13): | I want a yoga ball to sit on |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (09:43:11): | For trivia can we be team Elbow Deep |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:46:09): | i like it |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (13:31:06): | None |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:37:15): | im using the web browser for group me on my work computer |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:37:18): | Sooooooo |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:37:27): | SEND ME YOUR WORST |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:37:47): | Get on my level I've been using that for years |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (15:37:52): | Someone send goatse |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:52:44): | This is how we party |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (15:53:23): | So who wants to get ripshit on ham |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (15:53:42): | None |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:54:53): | None |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:12:18): | we doing trivia tomorrow? |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (16:12:58): | I'm down |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:16:43): | Also. The weeks up mother fuckers. Bringing my prison shank to find you. |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (16:17:27): | I'll do trivia |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:17:54): | If they don't brin me my money, want to help with the shankings? |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (16:18:23): | I prefer rusty shivs |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (16:18:53): | None |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:18:56): | I take care of my murder tools. I would never let old stabby rust |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (16:20:18): | Love me some Roberto |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:20:07): | You got venmo marco |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:20:29): | Now I'm just gunna stab you for fun |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:21:43): | I am not using venmo. Both of you will give me cash that when combined adds up to 63 dollars |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:22:41): | My atm doesn't dispense 63 dollar bills :( |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:22:54): | Why the venmo hate |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:23:08): | Then I can put a comment on the cash that all your friends can see and comment on |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (17:23:15): | Seriously, you're working in NYC now. |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:23:21): | None |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:23:22): | "Sex favors" |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (17:23:29): | All your coworkers are gonna force you to get on that shit |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:23:37): | I don't do venmo |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:23:40): | I don't like it. |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:23:55): | My coworkers will not force me to do anything |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:24:20): | You used it? The money just goes straight to your account lol |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (17:24:22): | They will rape you with Elon Musk in their corner |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:24:43): | You will give me cash. Or I will take a kidney |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:25:01): | God you and your old timey cash |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:25:09): | I'm all plastic now |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:25:12): | Or digital |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (17:25:21): | Marc wants to keep the homeless in the streets |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:25:30): | I'll give you the cash equivalent in bitcoins |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:25:47): | I'm never buying you people anything ever again |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (17:26:06): | I'm OK with that |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:26:27): | And I'm stealing your kidneys |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (17:26:35): | We agreed on one |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (17:26:43): | Take Lori's |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:26:43): | I'm taking both |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:26:53): | Good cause I don't want to feel pressure for sex just cause you bought me something nice |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:27:16): | With that face Brian. I wouldn't want sex from you. |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (17:27:33): | Pete. Now Pete I would buy a nice seafood dinner and never call him again |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:27:48): | My hair alone makes up for the rest of my flaws |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (17:28:04): | What about this face |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:28:26): | Remember the business pompadour guy |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (17:28:52): | Now that was hair |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (18:10:54): | So we doing trivia |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (18:12:07): | I think I can just need to hear about something tomorrow |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (18:12:13): | But I probably can make it |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (18:12:51): | Oh Brian's coming now. Umm I got a thing |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (18:14:01): | Commodore 64 and Pierce Bronson ya dumb bitches |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (18:14:23): | Josh pete and I got every other one. |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (18:14:36): | When you come at the throne you better come prepared |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (18:15:01): | I'm just naming the ones I knew exclusively |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (18:15:25): | Also therr were a bunch we all missed lol |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (18:15:49): | Nah I was perfect. The announcer was wrong |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (18:52:31): | I should be good for trivia |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (18:52:41): | I'll see if Jessie can come too |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (19:32:58): | None |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (22:06:41): | Haley just said something that is both disgusting to me but could also be a sequel to the gory hole |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (22:06:49): | The Lori hole |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (22:07:14): | Go on... |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (22:08:10): | I'm just the title guy |
| Wednesday, 03 February 2016 |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (05:02:20): | It would be about a guy who pour Loreal shampoo on people |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (07:47:47): | Also let us never forget that Macho man Randy Savage saved us from the rapture |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (07:59:15): | Oooh yeah |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (08:01:12): | None |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:48:15): | I made this 3 years ago apparently |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (10:49:15): | How high do I look in that picture |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (10:55:30): | Could be worse |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:56:15): | Could be a lot better too though |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (10:56:30): | Ya looked stoned, capesh? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:00:12): | everything but Capesh |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:11:31): | You do look stoned |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:36:35): | im really bored at work |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:39:39): | Join the club lol |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (11:44:05): | whats the plan for the foozeball game? |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (11:44:32): | I thought I might make ribs but dont wanna go out and buy shit if plans have changed |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (11:48:27): | I'm down to just crash Petes place |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (11:48:35): | Throw my feet up and say this is my apartment now |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:48:57): | I think my family is doing something |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:49:42): | Also, and please take offence to this. None of you people really watch football |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:49:48): | so? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:49:52): | its the super bowl |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:49:57): | I watch for the game |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:50:01): | so do i lol |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:50:06): | what else is there to watch for? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:50:26): | and my family talks about how the nickel formation needs to switch to a power I against a zone blitz |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:51:30): | i know some of those words |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:52:15): | My family has done FF for the last few years and we watch it all together and we bond and such over it. You guys have fun though |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:52:51): | You think Cam Newtons Arm is good enough to out pace Harrris or will Olsen have to block and pick up the slack on the run? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:53:00): | you're such a hipster lol |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:53:42): | YOU SHUT YOU DAMN DIRTY WHORE MOUTH |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:54:28): | replace football terms with music terms in your last messages and it reads like a hipster from brooklyn ragging on someone going to a concert because he doesnt know all the intricacies of music lol |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:54:56): | That's just liking the game |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:55:10): | its the #1 offensce vs the # 1 defence |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:55:44): | i don't think it's 100% necessary to talk about " how the nickel formation needs to switch to a power I against a zone blitz" in order to enjoy a football game |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:56:03): | its not |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:56:12): | that's just how my family does it |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:56:32): | you don't have to play guitar to enjoy the beatles |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (11:56:39): | Wow sports hipster |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (11:56:47): | This is a new hybrid |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (11:57:00): | You don't have to play in the NFL either to enjoy watching lol |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:57:18): | Yes you do |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:58:59): | We all have the things we are snobby about. Pete Music, Brian Diets and Josh literally everything ever. Mines just Sports |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:59:16): | and working out lol |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (11:59:28): | And which Jonas is best |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (11:59:47): | And which one direction member is the best |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (11:59:54): | I ain't a snob. I'm smug, you fucker |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:00:06): | You are a SNUG |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:00:14): | you are a snuggie |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:00:32): | looks stupid but gets the job done |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:01:09): | Im really fancy shoes. I look great but am almost completely unfunctional |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:03:48): | for real though, who is the best jonas |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:04:05): | Joe-Nas, for his compounding abilities |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:04:21): | Kevin |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:04:25): | Then Joe |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:04:28): | the Franky |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:04:31): | then Nick |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:05:05): | anyone who fucks Katie Hudson now a days should always be on the bottom of the listy |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:14:18): | Yea what a fag |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:18:25): | Back to Foosball though I'm down for Petes I'll bring wings or something |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:25:27): | I was going to find a picture of a really fat woman and say he should date her, but I decided not to type naked fat women in google at work |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:38:23): | I have started to listen to all old music in did back in highschool |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:39:23): | I'm ashamed of the things I used to listen to |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:39:38): | CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNN |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:40:07): | Mine is just a bunch of whiney emo kids |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:40:17): | which im still okay with |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:40:53): | If I could go back to Highschool. Id do it right. Id be a jugaloo |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:48:58): | Juggalos for life bitch |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:49:02): | I have to make a presentation about ad blocking |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:49:11): | So I have to tell a narrrative |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:49:40): | About the poor defenseless marketing company who's being blocked out by big AdBlock |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:49:58): | Pretty much |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:50:04): | and how we get around it |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:50:15): | Hop you guys like native advertsing |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:50:16): | Mailers |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:50:33): | We have to make visuals |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:50:37): | Guerrilla marketing |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:50:45): | Gorilla* |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:50:55): | T shirts |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:51:30): | im using Blitz Tachanka and the sniper as picutures |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:51:48): | Kaplan is the trap guy right |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:51:53): | Use the idea I had a while back. Make a T-shirt fit each slide. Ten slides, ten shirts. Slide 2, take off the outermost shirt |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:51:56): | Why not just bring a gun to the office as a visual aid |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (12:51:59): | For* each slide |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:52:07): | I got your AdBlock right here bitch |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:52:44): | Its to show how the new audience is protected |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:52:50): | so do we go fast and loud |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:52:57): | or Glaz and slow and sneaky |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:53:07): | Keep a copy of your anti AdBlock speech lol |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:53:25): | I'm going to critique grammar and sentence structure |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:53:44): | I don't write things down |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (12:53:57): | Not even to rehearse? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:54:15): | Ill have talking points but that's it |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:54:25): | like 3 to 4 words |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (12:55:35): | Im a great public speaker |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:09:27): | lol skills |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:13:53): | you should do the candy bar thing from the office |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (13:49:40): | Never watched it |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (13:59:54): | I watched like 2 epsiodes and I hated them |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (13:59:59): | I hate cringe humor |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:00:06): | I hated arrested development |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:02:20): | Basically you just say candy bar names in your speech as ordinary words and then Chuck them at people |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:02:35): | Gets a laugh about 1/3rd of the time |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:02:45): | SO like the office it self |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:03:28): | Hold on I think I have some ointment for the burn |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:04:38): | ya did it again kid |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (14:11:08): | Just send the ointment back a few years back when it was still on lol |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:11:13): | Oh I think I got formally banned from global chat in clash of clans |
| BA in Stash Cashology | (14:11:24): | How lol |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:11:45): | did you drop a hard n |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:11:46): | I would draw emoti penis and say "where the white women at" |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:11:55): | that'll show em |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (14:12:06): | https://www.instagram.com/p/BBVJ5cpAhEN/ |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:12:21): | you cant say hitler but you can draw an emoti penis |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:12:40): | I feel like im a little to proud I got banned |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:14:57): | getting chat banned is a rite of passage |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (14:58:22): | http://nerdist.com/nerdist-super-bowl-eats-settlers-of-catan-nachos/ Blow your load you animals |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:09:13): | I'm building along that guac |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (16:03:35): | Jessie wants to know if trivia is still on |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (16:04:01): | I'm down |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (16:09:30): | Cool |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:14:19): | Im game |
| Dr. Boo Cocky | (16:14:37): | Brian? |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:15:32): | He is dead |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:15:37): | he would want us to go |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:15:51): | and take his credit card and buy us all drnks |
| PhD in Bitcoin | (16:20:53): | when are we making risk champion shirts |
| GroupMe | (16:22:59): | PhD in Bitcoin changed the group's name to TEAM #RandySavageSavedUsFromTheRapture |
| GroupMe | (16:23:22): | PhD in Bitcoin changed name to Snapped Into a Slim Jim |
| GroupMe | (16:23:57): | Snapped Into a Slim Jim changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (16:52:41): | Dr. Boo Cocky changed name to Randy Savage, Jew |
| GroupMe | (17:15:24): | BA in Stash Cashology changed name to Brother |
| Brother | (17:58:08): | I'm a butt hole I gotta bail sorry |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (17:58:39): | Aight |
| Brother | (18:00:01): | Next week |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (18:04:46): | We still on? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (18:07:11): | Yea |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (18:07:18): | I want to win |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (18:09:35): | Josh you coming ? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (18:24:23): | I don't let nothing slide |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:32:17): | My bad, feel asleep. Boo Brian |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:43:53): | Wait, so who's the team tonight? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (18:45:07): | The first team |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:49:33): | K. Yeah I'm still down. I'll leave around 720-730 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:05:58): | Same her |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:06:15): | Team elbow deep? |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:07:09): | Face down bass up |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:07:38): | Face down, bass (da fish) up |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:11:26): | Josh you like Rihanna. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:11:29): | ? |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:11:50): | Huh? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:12:00): | Do you like Rihanna ? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (19:12:34): | Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:12:47): | Cause Bitch better have my money |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:13:03): | Yeah about that. I don't |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:13:11): | You got Venmo? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:13:51): | I'm going to hit you. So hard. That Zach is going to call you and say. Hey heard Marc hit you so hard you cried and peed a little |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:14:43): | We still need to figure out how much each of us owe you. Then we'll get you cash. I don't have cash on me now anyway |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:14:56): | That ain't my problem |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:15:21): | It is |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:15:29): | Cause I ain't got cash, you ain't got Venmo |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:15:47): | Listen. We all had our funwith this. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:16:01): | Just pay me when you can but I'm not using venmo |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:17:09): | You just wait |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (19:50:51): | We got a table |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (21:06:29): | Free Apps bitch |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (21:07:10): | None |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (21:24:19): | Tastes like profit |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (21:56:53): | One question away from sweet victory |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (21:57:15): | And we knew the answer |
| Thursday, 04 February 2016 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (08:52:52): | Is pro rape an actual thing. Or is it a commentary on today's society. Not making a joke. Literally asking |
| Brother | (08:53:20): | I there a pro rape group out there? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (08:53:34): | Yea. It's all over the news |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (08:54:01): | Well I don't know about all over |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (08:54:06): | But it's there |
| Brother | (08:56:34): | Oh that's that pickup artist guy Roosh |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (08:57:25): | I only know the guy from MTV |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (08:57:29): | Or VH1 |
| Brother | (08:57:34): | He wrote an article about how to stop rape by saying just make it legal. His defenders call it satire others say he's just a creep |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (08:58:30): | Wait how will that stop rape? |
| Brother | (09:03:24): | Well if it's not illegal there's no cases that have to be charged |
| Brother | (09:03:35): | Idk this is what I gathered from reddit |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (09:14:34): | That's like saying illegal herion traffic will stop if its legal |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (09:15:32): | Also yell at Lori for deleting my comment on her liking her own photo with the Nala Account. |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (09:31:57): | well 9/10 people enjoy gang rape |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:41:08): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaU9YNDWEAIMSj1.jpg |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:33:27): | So my job is having contest for a start up to help there clients. the winning company gets 250K and gets to present to the global leaders |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:34:02): | Wait I read it wrong |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:34:06): | 500K |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:34:19): | 250k us 250k Global |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:35:18): | Can you incorporate NGBM into this |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:35:40): | NGBM can be it |
| Brother | (13:36:55): | Do it to it |
| Brother | (13:37:03): | Shotty cfo |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:37:46): | Im CMO and I want to be presdient |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:38:38): | I'll be Head BPG (big picture guy) |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:39:04): | I want to say Suck My Presidnetal Cock |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:40:47): | Im doing nothing at work |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:40:52): | I should write an article |
| Brother | (13:41:20): | Write the NGBM pitch for this thing |
| Brother | (13:41:23): | We make wealth |
| Brother | (13:41:26): | We create business |
| Brother | (13:41:28): | Synergy |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:41:43): | Just use buz words |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:42:38): | I have a final project for the trainee program |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:42:48): | I want to use Doing.biz as a source |
| Brother | (13:43:26): | Gotta be honest idk how good NGBM will make you look to your bosses lol |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:44:21): | i really would not suggest using that site in any professional capacity lol |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:45:15): | If anyone can do it, I can |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:45:21): | Gorilla Marketing is our specialty. We beat our chests, gathering people from far and wide to marvel at our strengths and physical prowess. |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:45:25): | lol i forgot how good this site was |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:46:40): | we just don't have time |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:47:30): | i want to repurpose NGBM as a Millenials Marketing Firm |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:47:59): | We could easily make money on that |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:49:09): | I'd like to have a new role, as the EIG (Expansive Idea Guy) |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (13:49:28): | We specialize in avoiding adblocker because we don't advertise online |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:51:14): | This is a role beyond the scope of the Big Picture Guy. In today's high-tech, fast-moving world, a big picture simply isn't enough. There is so much data and so much to consider that just looking at the big idea isn't enough. When traditional people market smartphone apps, they are looking at the technological advancements and platform compatabilities. Meanwhile, I am studying the fire ant populations of the amazon Rainforests to predict ecosystem unbalances that will, in the future, lead to supply and demand issues worldwide |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:02:09): | Sounds like some people should write some shit |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:24:36): | I just finished my articel |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:24:45): | I need a closing paragraph though |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:25:54): | Copy and paste that shit bruh so we can read |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:26:30): | How to Reach the Me Generation\n\nEveryone knows that person that no matter what the topic is, they will cater the conversation to what they want, whether it be sports, politics, their shitty Zumba class, or why gender is a social construct. Now imagine that person is an entire generation of people. Millennials want the whole world to revolve around them because ever since they were little it did. When playing little league everyone got a trophy, and did great at school. As kids they could do no wrong, but now in their eyes the world can do no right. Millennials want a pat on the back for everything they used to as kids. When getting potty trained their parents clapped the first time, but this generation wants that to this day. How do you as a business capitalize? Micro Marketing |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:26:45): | Micro Marketing is the idea creating ads specific to only a few people or even just one to ensure the sale. Ever hipster living in Williamsburg thinks they are the next big thing but the major cooperation are keeping them down, while drinking $300 imported tea and writing a blog on a typewriter. So you have to let them know. Direct contact must be made to let them know they are the world and they need this product to become the best at being average. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:26:57): | Say you are a small banner company, make up nonsense words to put in from of your ink and banner materials to say that in touch with the environment, while also limiting your reach to only your city. This may sound counterproductive, but hear me out. A custom 18\u2019 by 4\u2019 banner shipped anywhere can cost up to $300, but a NON GMP NON FIL NON BHS Ink on NON BFGHSPO Bionondegrable hemp material can be sold up words to $3,000. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:27:05): | \u201cThe More Letters in the Title, the more Money it is\u201d\n-\tAbe Lincoln \n\nSay you are a small microbrewery and you need customer for your Kale infused Grapefruit Chocolate beer. You are part of the problem and I hate you.\n\nThe world is no longer Fuck Bitches Get Money, but fuck hard work Get Free Money to blow on really stupid shit. So its your job to produce the really stupid shit. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:28:37): | A hyper focused programmatic approach will best utilize this approach. Say you\u2019re are a failing law office, instead of going after the normal DUI cases and injury lawsuits. Represent the entitled people who get into fights with Uber Drives and you can get there exact names because they will be a YouTube video about it and BuzzFeed will release their full name and profession. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:28:45): | that goes before small banner |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:42:20): | End it with "so it's your job to produce stupid shit" |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:42:41): | Which is exactly what we do, produce stupid shit in the form of a blog |
| Brother | (15:29:28): | None |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:31:00): | Pls clap :( |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:32:38): | That please clap yesterday so so cringey |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:37:48): | Jeb's whole family is probably laughing at him at dinner because he's the only one who hasn't been president |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:38:10): | Even his mom was first lady. That better than some stupid fucking senator |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:38:21): | Well governor of florida |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:39:18): | Okay Slate. I dislike Sanders policies as much as the next republican but he is very passionate about his ideals and speaks to lower income families and young voters. Or as I calm them. The help. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:42:09): | What we should all be considering is, WWJVF |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:42:45): | What would Jared Vincent Foogle Do? Rape kids |
| Friday, 05 February 2016 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (17:19:46): | None |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (17:22:50): | Take it this is a sports Onion |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (22:41:04): | I think I'm evil |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (22:41:41): | I have the girls at work pretty much in a bidding war to sleep with me. Jokes on them. They all will win |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (22:47:04): | I don't we talk about how amazing I am enough. So go |
| Brother | (22:59:12): | You're the best call of duty camper this side of the missisip |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (23:12:05): | I have decided. I hate everything until proven otherwise |
| Saturday, 06 February 2016 |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (01:01:08): | Sneak it in their brown eyes marc |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:54:29): | #crappydesign |
| Brother | (14:57:13): | Did they turn out to be lesbos marc |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:58:20): | Did they scissor |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:58:25): | Please advise. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:15:47): | Nah I just have people |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:16:54): | Yea they suck |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:20:25): | I did start a chain though of girls to "help me get another of the trainees." But there are like 5 links. So I'm gunna go pound town on a few at least |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:21:25): | I might be an evil genius |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (15:23:58): | Time to run a train |
| Brother | (16:31:24): | What of they try setting you up with another girl you asked to help |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (16:58:19): | What if you have a date with two different girls at the same restaurant on the same night |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (16:59:15): | Then you will have to be in the bathroom helping me the whole time. Then I realize that the person I should date has been in front of me the whole time. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (17:29:33): | Hey guess friendly reminder. Never go ass to mouth. That is all |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (17:40:38): | Too late |
| Sunday, 07 February 2016 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (12:45:04): | You guys do any prop bets ? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:48:16): | What that |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (12:49:07): | The fun bets. Like coin toss. How long the national anthem goes. What song will Coldplay say first. What commercial will be the firsts. |
| Brother | (12:50:14): | Want to do a few bets between us? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (12:50:34): | I can look it up for you guys. Just look at prop bests |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (12:50:49): | I won't gamble but I'll be the commisern |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (12:53:48): | Wait, are you even gonna be there? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (12:53:56): | I will it |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (12:54:19): | You're coming to Pete's? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:35:37): | I don't want to lose money on the Superbowl lol |
| Brother | (13:36:05): | Lol kk. I probably shouldn't either on second thought. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:36:48): | You guys bet on minigolf. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (13:40:44): | I bet that the patriots will show up at halftime with folding chairs and metal trash cans. They'll beat the refs unconscious, with Tom Brady stripping one ref of his clothing, taking his place on the field. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (13:41:27): | He'll then call the game in favor of the Jacksonville house cats |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (13:41:37): | Crowd goes wild |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (13:41:44): | $20? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:41:48): | I'm pretty sure that's even money |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:46:29): | Josh I'll bet on that |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (13:46:39): | Sucker |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (17:36:28): | Hey Marc, I brought a growler to Pete's |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (18:12:50): | We are watching anime |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (18:13:04): | Might just skip the superb owl |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (18:32:35): | First prop bet goes to over |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (18:32:45): | National anthem timed at 2:28 |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (18:37:22): | Lol my brother was talking about that |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (20:35:55): | I wanted to see someone leave there feet and connect with the Coldplay guy |
| Monday, 08 February 2016 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:37:29): | My company is nominated as one of the best places to work for LGBT people. Is there a list of best places for straight people to work ? |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:38:23): | Hobby lobby. Chic fil a |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:38:27): | That's the list |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:43:59): | So how did you non American fags like watching he Super Bowl with your puny non sports brains. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:44:20): | Game was weak |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:44:44): | I liked it. It was very defensive |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:44:53): | Your puny mind doesn't understand |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:44:55): | Black guy got tackled a lot |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:45:07): | Hey. Hey. The white guy did too |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:45:18): | did your family use trig to analyze the trajectory of the football? |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:45:53): | we mostly just painted our nails and talked about which player we thought was the cutest |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:46:10): | Trig. Trig. What losers. We used non Newtonian physics you fucking troglodyte |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:46:53): | you missed out on the dips of a lifetime |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:47:06): | I had some pretty solid smoked ribs |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:47:12): | buffalo chicken dip and guac being thrown around like hotcakes |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:47:26): | Also the only dips I need are the exercise |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:47:39): | you could have done that at my place too |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:47:41): | Pete's gonna have a hard time getting all the guac off the ceiling |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:47:53): | yea i told you guys to stop actually throwing it |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:47:54): | And semen |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:48:48): | Cum was already there. Kept everyone on the edge of their seats. \n\n"Is it gonna fall?! Is it gonna fall?!" |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:49:34): | that was the most exciting part of the game |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:50:37): | just saw the clip of rubio repeating himself 4 times and getting called out by christie |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:51:05): | Yeah, it's embarrassing |
| Brother | (10:51:07): | We have to dispel the fiction that Rubio talks off the cuff |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:51:36): | I saw Rubio do the same to Chrisite but it was just Chrisite ordering 4 Big Mac meals for himself . |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:51:36): | you'd think a guy running for prez would take a debate class or something idk |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:52:03): | Too cool for school |
| Brother | (10:52:04): | "Get the ice cream the machines about to turn off!" |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:52:26): | "would you like to upgrade to a large fries for only a dollar more?"\n"who the fuck do you think you're talking to? of course i do" |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (22:13:29): | http://www.npr.org/2016/02/08/465974199/what-do-sanders-and-trump-have-in-common-more-than-you-think?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20160208 Your lord NPR givith. And your lord NPR taketh away. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (22:29:26): | Bit late to the game Markie |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (22:43:21): | It's too late, we have already switched over the the trump |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (22:46:30): | Important to note that if turnout is high enough that both Bernie and Trump are the nominees, Bernie wins, as is reflected in all polling |
| Tuesday, 09 February 2016 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (05:15:08): | Then i go the UK |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (05:22:23): | Cause I'm gunna take it back. Going to rename it America Prime |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (06:47:38): | Only time will tell if he can stump the trump |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (07:03:23): | If it's trump vs sanders. That's just the end of Americas golden age |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (07:26:11): | That a Jew joke, huh? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (07:40:58): | You know I never joke about how much I hate the Jews |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (08:05:02): | Awww |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:58:14): | If l ever get fired from here I'm going to replace the CEOs picture on his bio to Risk Champion |
| Brother | (11:00:25): | Pleas don't get fired |
| Brother | (11:00:38): | I can't take other people seeing that |
| Brother | (11:00:50): | Reminds me of my winning ways too much I don't want to get cocky |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (11:01:17): | Literally very important people would see it. |
| Brother | (11:06:06): | At least they wouldn't be in my field |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (11:10:47): | They would. We have a lot of financial clients. A lot of banks. I COULD RUIN YOU |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (11:10:53): | None |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:11:01): | dang |
| Brother | (11:11:06): | Oh I'm out the financial game |
| Brother | (11:11:14): | It's all tech from here on |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:11:20): | hes a silicon valley boy now |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (11:11:23): | We have a few of those. |
| Brother | (11:11:25): | Yea |
| Brother | (11:11:36): | I don't think they'd care they all do drugs |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (11:11:43): | If you were in telecomm. I could sink you faster then the titanic |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (11:11:50): | So like 8 to 10 hours |
| Brother | (11:11:55): | If I was telecom I'd sink myself |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:13:32): | telecom is hte worst lol |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:14:06): | fuck you polycom & cisco |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (11:14:42): | I got a Cisco phone |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:15:28): | i used to service their telecom equipment and it was a pain |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (11:15:55): | Now you just service the man |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:16:15): | ;) |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (11:24:13): | Some girl on tinder said she worked for Doubis PR |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:43:00): | "It's who we are" |
| Brother | (12:00:27): | We love what we do we love what we are |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (12:12:12): | None |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:19:17): | All of the elements of business are there |
| Wednesday, 10 February 2016 |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:17:06): | when it gets a little warmer out and my back is better do you guys want to go to a shooting range? theres one in Henryville PA (like an hour and a half drive) called Sunset Hill Shooting Range that has good yelp/trip advisor reviews. you can rent lots of guns too, desert eagles, ak47s, etc |
| Brother | (10:17:49): | Gotta train for when the Mexicans start climbing over the wall or tunneling under it so I'm down |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:17:55): | excellent |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:18:12): | https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g52812-d1382551-Reviews-Sunset_Hill_Shooting_Range-Henryville_Pocono_Mountains_Region_Pennsylvania.html#photos |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:18:15): | some pics |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:19:09): | i want to use the SCAR |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:45:41): | Hells yeah |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:53:29): | I want the biggest gun they got |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:55:39): | I wanna fire a .50 cal sniper and an HK416 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:57:21): | Sir. Where do you keep your RPGs |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:57:53): | And a tar 21 |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (10:58:21): | Guy I know owns a tar. It's awesome |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (10:58:28): | They have some sniper rifle in the pictures |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:58:43): | I want full auto 100 mag clip |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:58:56): | Barrel drum |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (11:01:57): | Pretty sure it's near Brian's lake house |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:06:06): | Interesting |
| Brother | (11:12:43): | It says it's about an hour drive from my PA house which isn't bad normally it's less since traffic doesn't exist up there |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (11:12:49): | Like an hour drive |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (11:13:01): | Shit. Look at that timing |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:15:29): | We could make a trip out of this, cool |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (11:17:10): | Brian, you ever clean up that puke? |
| Brother | (11:36:11): | ... |
| Brother | (11:36:12): | Yes |
| Brother | (11:36:21): | I promise you guys won't see it lol |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (11:36:21): | Ha |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (11:36:38): | Da fuq |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (11:57:17): | Nice |
| Brother | (12:10:06): | We partied had up there marc |
| Brother | (12:10:13): | Strippers vomited all over the carpet |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (12:10:41): | You would never bring strippers. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (12:10:53): | Hookers or bust |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:20:26): | Hookers are just strippers 2.0 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:01:38): | No. All hookers are strippers. Not all strippers are hookers. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:01:43): | I learned that the hard way |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:01:49): | Let's go to a strip club |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:01:53): | Don't wear jeans |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:12:09): | I'll wear shorts |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:12:43): | You only own jean shorts Pete. Cause you gay |
| Brother | (13:21:28): | Jorts |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:21:44): | Jorts are making a comeback |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (13:33:31): | None |
| Brother | (13:34:08): | Damn, he's capable of, well almost anyrhing |
| Thursday, 11 February 2016 |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:04:15): | marc, this one's for you http://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/whats-it-actually-like-to-be-a-strip-clubs-resident-dj |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:10:21): | I'm in |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:10:24): | Sign me up |
| Friday, 12 February 2016 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (07:37:02): | I'm pretty sure castle just collected my train ticket |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (07:38:11): | You mean firefly? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (07:38:33): | No. |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (07:38:38): | John Castlefly |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (07:38:54): | It's from R6S |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (07:39:02): | Ohhhh |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (07:39:07): | No idea who/what that is |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (07:39:09): | Black Castle |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (07:41:46): | Blastle |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (07:42:57): | No one pronounces the T in castle |
| Brother | (07:58:52): | Hereeeeees Trump |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (12:42:12): | Deadpool was pretty good |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (12:42:31): | Just wish they didn't give away so many lines and what not in the previews |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:52:44): | I want to see it next week |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (12:53:05): | Is it a straight up comedy or action movie with funny partts? |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (13:09:50): | It's both |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (13:14:24): | There is no fourth wall. Uber Meta |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (13:28:07): | Ok I'll check it out soon |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:17:38): | Just had a stroke of genius. \n\nWe start a MeetUp group. "Doing.Biz presents:"\n\nIt's on ongoing series of directed we give in bars to unsuspecting assholes stupid enough to attend. And we can collect dues. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:17:57): | Speeches* not directed |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:22:40): | I'm in |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:23:05): | Hold seminars on interviewing |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:23:13): | Like a Ted talk. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:23:20): | For "business" |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:24:00): | I like Bed Talks. And Ded Talks |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:24:32): | Every fifteen minutes there a biz quiz |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:26:17): | Start filling your ear holes with our mouth jizz. Let it warm your brains. |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:28:05): | I like bed talks actually |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:28:11): | most people sleep like 6 or 7 hours a day |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:28:14): | that's time wasted |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:28:27): | but with NGBM Bedside Biz Talks it's the most productive time |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:29:01): | Think of it like business enhancement night classes, interspersed with gentle lullabies and back rubs |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:29:02): | It's about subliminal lectures |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:29:04): | We could make NGBM ASMR videos |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:29:06): | exactly |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:29:29): | I had this great dream last night about how we can cut expenses by 15% while increasing profits! |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:29:36): | Isn't ASMR just about sex stuff |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:29:39): | meanwhile we are quietly climbing out the window |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:30:05): | i assume anything on the internet i dont understand is sexual |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:30:08): | so probably |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:31:19): | Nah b. I have ASMR. Videos on the YouTubes is overtly sexual, but it's not like the feeling itself gives you a boner or swells your bean |
| Senpai Studies 101 | (14:32:13): | all the dry mouth lip smacking in those videos makes me want to vomit |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:32:23): | It's a brain boner ? |
| GroupMe | (14:33:01): | Senpai Studies 101 changed name to Bonesaw Is Ready |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:33:58): | Not really. Just kinda like your scalp tingles a bit |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:34:05): | Feels good |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:37:38): | Actually, it's kind of exactly like the feeling just as you shoot your load, but your scalp tingles, you aren't hard, and there's no pre cum. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:38:23): | remind me not to lick my lips around you |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:39:16): | Only happens around really soft spoken people. Mostly chicks. And NPR |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:39:31): | Usually only happens in person though |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:59:03): | Josh i need you to help me pick a new xbox name |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:59:23): | one that conveys power, strength, skill, experience, and that i am a 13 year old boy who likes to smoke fat blunts and get headshots |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:03:32): | You guys remember the WKUK sketch where Trevor is an Interview and Zach is saying what he is doing wrong |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:03:54): | i think so |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:04:08): | That one was funny |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:04:19): | And reminds me of NGBM material |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:04:33): | Josh when will my new article be up |
| GroupMe | (15:04:57): | Snapped Into a Slim Jim changed the topic to: Boners |
| GroupMe | (15:07:09): | Brother changed name to Man Spider |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:07:34): | I wasnt spider man, I was man spider |
| Man Spider | (15:08:01): | Artemis did this thing with a bun, she loves to add food into our sex and I admit I like it too |
| Man Spider | (15:08:57): | Finally my profile picture is relevant |
| Man Spider | (15:09:02): | EVERYBODY CHILL |
| Man Spider | (15:09:14): | its cool now |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:10:14): | gave em an ocular patdown |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:16:42): | Brian your sister is turning into an Instagram hoe. Please stop this. I don't want it polluting my feed of stupid cat videos |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:19:46): | shes just building up dat confidence |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:19:56): | shes got like 5 years of instagram to catch up on |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:20:22): | No women should ever feel confident under my hyper critical gaze |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:21:26): | 1) MasterChiefKeef\n\n2) Marc, you guys write your own article |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:21:47): | I wrote it |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:21:52): | I sent it |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:22:00): | You looked at it |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:22:00): | To where? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:22:07): | The group chat |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:22:08): | masterchiefkeef is definitely taken if guy fieri 69 is |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:22:13): | Fuck that. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:22:42): | Just login and edit the article. It's super ready |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:22:48): | Easy* |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:23:01): | The Barberitor |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:23:20): | Fagatron |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:23:39): | Fagiet Roho |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:23:52): | MaoZebong |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:24:05): | xXMLGxQukXScopeXLeetXX |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:24:06): | I like it |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:24:18): | Dude murdered more people than Hitler ever dreamed of |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:24:21): | Mao Zebong 420 is taken. Please try another. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:24:29): | what the fuck |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:24:50): | how many maoist stoners are there playing xbox |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:24:50): | Lemon Party 420 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:25:14): | Fred Durst makes great music. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:25:17): | Try that |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:25:43): | What about Pete529? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:26:02): | Fred Durst Fan is taken. Please try another.\n\nFred Durst 69 is taken. Please try another. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:26:09): | too easy marc |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:26:31): | Fred Durst's Mom |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:26:37): | RonaldReagan |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:26:52): | Ronald Babeagan |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:27:45): | Reaganomics69 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:27:54): | That is amazing |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:28:37): | Swag Master General |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:28:42): | TrickleDown420 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:28:49): | lol |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:29:00): | OGYoloSwag420 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:29:07): | Marco RubioBot |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:29:23): | JesusDied420 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:29:56): | Jesus Died Lol is taken. Please try another. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:30:27): | ResurrectReagan420 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:30:38): | ManSpider420 |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:31:16): | RaptureWorthy420 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:31:35): | ChronicMasturbator420 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:31:48): | SmallerPenis 69 |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:32:24): | BothWithoutForeskin420 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:32:24): | Ready4Rapture is taken. Please try another. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:32:25): | Well funded 401k 69 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:32:45): | This is like the most important decision of my life |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:32:51): | Born Without foreskin |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:33:01): | DoYouSmellBurntToast420 |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:33:05): | Circumcise This 420 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:33:15): | TotallyNotACop |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:33:44): | DoTheDew69 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:33:50): | Circumcise This is taken. Please try another. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:34:12): | StickeeKhunt420 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:34:29): | WeetKunt69 |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:34:30): | StickyKuntz |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:34:43): | HamWallet69 |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:36:12): | Cream My Pie |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:36:33): | MILSWANCA |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:36:33): | Taint No Thang is taken. Please try another. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:37:01): | Mom Id like to sleep with a never call again |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:37:31): | lol |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:38:18): | Aka MILFpunter |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:38:38): | Milf killer |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:38:42): | GILFHUNTER69 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:39:13): | Jarred Fogeal 69 |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:39:44): | Jared Fogels Footlongs |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:40:03): | might just have to go with You Did It Kid |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:40:23): | although StickeeKhunt420 is available |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:40:32): | Wait wait wait |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:40:41): | Versace Poseidon |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:40:53): | Optimus Lime |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:41:07): | VersacePoseidon is available |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:41:20): | You have to |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:41:23): | Do it do it do it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:42:28): | i will be the greatest hip hop artist ever |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:42:33): | Don't you have to pay to change your username? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:42:45): | He got a free one |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:42:51): | yup |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:43:02): | Good ol' spiderman |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:43:24): | UncleBenDies420 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:44:05): | UncleBenDies420 is available. shit |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:44:52): | Nah |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:44:56): | Versace |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:45:03): | Poseidon |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:45:06): | yea gonna go with that |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:45:09): | Worst |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:45:11): | Rap |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:45:14): | Name |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:45:15): | Ever |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:45:26): | what about Rich Homie Quan |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:46:36): | He's either a black guy in the suburbs, recovering from a life of petty crime\n\nOR\n\nHis parents were first generation Chinese immigrants |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:47:00): | BonerSoup420 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:47:24): | mr steal yo girl, control the seas |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:47:58): | Versace Poseidon, the trendiest God these oceans ever did sea |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:48:46): | Gills are for pussies |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:49:13): | Gills are like neck oussies |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:53:34): | damn now its charging me $10 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:53:51): | Your call |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:54:52): | well i have $57 from a gift card |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:56:01): | Save it |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (15:56:26): | Not worth spending ten on changing a name |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:56:42): | it's not a name, it's an identity |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:56:45): | it's who i am |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (16:00:23): | try Sluts and Butts |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (16:01:08): | Pancake butt sluts |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:01:31): | i am VersacePoseidon |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (16:03:18): | Ever heard of fish leather |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (16:03:25): | Now you have |
| Man Spider | (16:36:12): | Hitlerdid911 |
| Man Spider | (16:36:23): | Yo let people know what you really think went down |
| Man Spider | (16:36:26): | To* |
| Man Spider | (16:53:13): | I'm changing my name to jewishcuck69 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:54:10): | We all need nonsensical account names |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (17:02:21): | I'll change mine |
| Man Spider | (17:03:58): | Maybe JesusTheCuck69 |
| Man Spider | (17:04:44): | BillGateCuckNSuck420 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:05:01): | I just want to say "fuck that VersacePoseidon faggot" |
| Saturday, 13 February 2016 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (00:28:18): | Is BonerSoup69 available |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (00:39:18): | Guy Ferry was an ATO. That's makes so much sense now. As Geeds I don't expect you to understand. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (00:39:48): | Please go back to your trivial lives |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (00:41:36): | I guess I'm a Geed because I have not the slightest clue what the fuck you just said |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (00:41:55): | You will always be a Geed. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (00:42:43): | Pete is the only one who has a post collegiate shot of marrying into not being a Geed. Brian and your are doomed to being lame Geeds |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (05:40:14): | LOL @ you damn GDIs |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (05:44:57): | https://youtu.be/3-nE94WW2ds |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (05:45:03): | This could have been us |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (06:32:31): | Hey guys. Happy Valentine's Day |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (06:33:11): | MALEntine's Day |
| Man Spider | (09:04:27): | If you're happy about associating wirh Guy Fieri that's way worse than being geed. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:13:55): | ATO are the worst of the worst |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:20:52): | What happened with guy fieri |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:24:45): | What's an ATO |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (11:27:16): | Go home Pete. You are drunk |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:42:58): | Not yet ;) |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:36:12): | Would you guys be interested in going to the AC Beerfest on April 9th? It's like $50 a person not counting hotel |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (16:23:19): | I'm down |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:23:44): | This is josh's personal hell |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (16:46:42): | Eh. A lot of the big breweries rent out space to craft brews so you can actually sample a good deal of good shit on those tours |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:54:27): | Yea there actually is a good crsft selection here |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (16:56:00): | Which ones? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:07:34): | Leffe was one, another was called underground collection. Can't remember the rest |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (17:14:28): | Leffe blonde is a classic Belgian. They're awesome |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (17:15:12): | Justice Scalia was found dead just now in Texas |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:15:48): | He was old right |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:15:54): | How do they choose new ones |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (17:18:29): | O holy shit |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (17:18:32): | That's awesome |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (17:19:14): | Obama gets to choose a replacement. Then had to be approved by the Senate |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (17:19:19): | This is monumental |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (17:20:12): | Maybe don't say some dying is awesome unless they have committed at least 3 murders |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (17:20:53): | Dude was an asshole |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (17:21:08): | Country is better off |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (17:21:16): | You need assholes to balance everything out. Not to left not two right |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (17:21:28): | He was very far right |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (17:22:17): | That's still a view that has just as much a right to be believed as yours |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (17:22:30): | The Republicans are gonna freak in tonight's debate |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:07:08): | Nah they only care about congress |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:19:48): | Nah, supreme Court is incredibly important |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:20:59): | Ted Cruz is already saying that it is imperative that the next President appoint the next justice. Because they want a 5-4 conservative court. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:21:38): | This was literally just echoed by the Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:21:52): | Can't underscore enough how big this is |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:31:46): | Meh |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:34:15): | If people vote based on their own bias doesn't that defeat the point of the supreme Court |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:34:39): | It's actually kind of idiotic of the republicans to do this because the court is now 4-4. It's more likely now that the decisions to come down this summer will sway in favor of the liberal justices as Kennedy, breyer, and even chief justice Roberts have voted with the liberals as of late |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:35:03): | Supreme Court is highly political |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:35:32): | Based solely on the fact that there President has the power to nominate |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:35:45): | The* |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:36:00): | Kinda messed up tbh |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (18:36:11): | Far from perfect |
| Man Spider | (19:39:04): | It is a huge deal but also it's messed up to celebrate a man's death just cause he had different political opinions than you. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:39:35): | I'm not celebrating, nor would I wish for his death |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:39:49): | But I'm am happier in his absence |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:39:55): | Upon further review of the play. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:40:04): | Josh said oh awesome |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:40:10): | I did |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:40:13): | call stands |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:40:23): | 10 yard or talk |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:40:26): | Penalty |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:40:35): | Repeat 3rd down |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:41:05): | Celebrating would be going out for drinks. This is more of a fist pump |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:41:50): | Man was morally and legally opposed to gay marriage. Wanted zero abortion rights |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:42:36): | He had integrity, which I respect, cause he didn't sway in his beliefs. However, I feel that in his position of power, he was more detrimental than helpful |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:42:57): | He had every right to believe those things |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:43:22): | Also, he was a bit of a racist |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:43:35): | Yeah, he had the right, but he was a dick |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:44:28): | That was his right and he believed in his views as you do. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:45:38): | Still a dick |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:46:16): | We all have our dick moments |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:47:01): | He was racist. You are celebrating a mans death. I and wearing my hair in a hair tie. We all aren't perfect but we are trying to figure out our place in this crazy world. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:48:59): | Plus there's a little bit of racism in all of us. You can't deny it. Just this morning I slashed a black man's tires because I was worried he would seduce white women with his jazz music |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (19:49:05): | I'd celebrate Ted Cruz's death too |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:49:34): | I wouldn't ever want Cruz as a president but I don't want him to die lol |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:50:04): | Rubio should be prescient |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:50:13): | President. He just is a faulty robot |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:50:18): | But the robot we need |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:50:40): | He is the perfect man to do absolutely nothing and maintain the status quo |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (19:50:59): | That is what America needs |
| Sunday, 14 February 2016 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (08:52:03): | What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day. I need to figure out what do to that my special someone would love. I know it's last minute |
| Man Spider | (09:04:56): | Man what the fuck did I miss lol |
| Man Spider | (09:10:16): | It is disturbing on reddit how thrilled so many people were that he was dead. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (09:16:58): | Reddit is super left |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (10:27:07): | Anyone wanna drop an EP with me |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:52:27): | Feat Versace Poseidon |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (13:52:58): | Fish game on point |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:53:34): | Squad posted up, tridents in hand |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:53:50): | We some fish type of niggas we don't go on dry land |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (13:54:26): | Dropping jaws like Spielberg |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:00:20): | Born dead cause I swim with the fishes. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:03:10): | Call me Mark Cuban. I live in the shark tank |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:03:21): | My shit don't stink cause I can't smell it. Whoever smelt it should be dealt with |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:06:52): | Blowing bubbles with my ass, call it my blowhole. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:13:22): | Oceanic currents spread my semen 'cross the planet. The moon is making waves, you should tell it to pull it's pants up. |
| Randy Savage, Jew | (14:15:48): | I like this game |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:19:02): | I feel like the line about the ocean currents carrying your semen might be a hard sell in a hip hop song |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:19:20): | Although Kanye could probably pull it off |
| Man Spider | (14:20:02): | He is a gay fish this is his wheel house |
| GroupMe | (14:32:23): | Randy Savage, Jew changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (14:32:35): | Randy Savage, Jew changed the group's name to I Like Fish Sticks |
| GroupMe | (14:33:00): | Randy Savage, Jew changed name to The Life Of Poseidon |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:34:13): | Perhaps after The Life of Pablo kanye will change his name to Versace Poseidon, fulfilling his destiny as the gay fish rapper |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:40:52): | Why does every song on YouTube have an anime music video made of it |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (17:59:57): | Found my Valentine |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:00:13): | \ufffd |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (18:03:35): | Tight butthole |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:06:21): | The tightest |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (18:06:38): | Get it right. Get it tight |
| Monday, 15 February 2016 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (07:34:59): | Found this comprehensive list to help up pick our waifus |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:01:47): | I feel like we are going to go on a watch lost for having this now |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:20:30): | Beer tasting at Schlafly now |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:21:00): | Lucky son of a bitch |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:22:19): | You miss spelt bench press and gym |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:23:05): | Bench press tasting at the gym now. Tastes like sweat |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:23:23): | Honestly I haven't been to the gym in well over a week. Getting fat now |
| Man Spider | (13:23:34): | None |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:24:12): | Saw it |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:26:51): | But every time I do deadlift I die. Got EMTs on stand by. Bills a nice guy. His daughter is going to Tampa in the fall |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:46:00): | I'm done with deadlifts, fuck that |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:46:11): | Not like women care about your lower back anyway |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:46:34): | I'm getting a Trump tramp stamp |
| Man Spider | (13:46:45): | It's cause whores don't give a shit about functional strength |
| Man Spider | (13:47:18): | I heard he killed the last debate |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:48:33): | Cause he was very blunt about Iraq. Said Bush lied to get us in the war. Wasted trillions of dollars. He was booed. A lot |
| Man Spider | (13:48:42): | I heard |
| Man Spider | (13:48:46): | He also wrecked bush |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:48:55): | Then when Jeb said his brother kept us safe, he said the twin towers feel |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:48:57): | Fell* |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:49:02): | He got booed again |
| Man Spider | (13:49:05): | "My mother is the strongest woman in the world" "she should be running then" |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:49:15): | Yup |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:49:55): | He also called Jeb and Cruz liars right to their faces |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:50:00): | Lol I love Trump |
| Man Spider | (13:50:12): | Did he? I didn't see that |
| Man Spider | (13:50:25): | Honestly I kind of liked what I heard he was saying and doing |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:51:31): | Yeah. When Cruz started speaking about planned parenthood and Trump's support for the organization, he called him a liar. "Why are you lying? You're a bigger liar than Jeb " |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:52:26): | Trump and Bernie generally speak about the same issues. Only difference is Trump rarely has substantive solutions |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:52:39): | Except building a wall and banning Muslims |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:53:20): | I respect that Trump had the balls to call the Republican party out on its shit |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (13:55:44): | Bernie and Trump are the two sides of the same coin. Both are bat shit crazy with crazy ideas that will alienate a big section of America |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (13:56:47): | What about Bernie is bat shit crazy? I'm not saying he won't alienate people, but how is he crazy |
| Man Spider | (13:57:48): | They just appeal to the opposites of Americans in the same way, genuineness |
| Man Spider | (13:58:16): | No one questions trump or sanders are telling the truth about how they feel. Every other candidate that feeling is there. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:09:34): | Burnie doesn't understand his ideas will fundamental split the nation. Crazy might be the wrong word. Naive |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:09:51): | You mean idealistic |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:10:15): | I just don't think he would be an effective president |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:11:07): | Hillary is best suited, but she's a conniving, scumbag of a cunt |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:11:14): | Attacking corporations is a losing battle, like it or hate it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:11:46): | To think they'd just throw up their arms and say oh well, we are paying more taxes now is silly and unrealistic |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:12:21): | Most very large corporations don't pay any taxes |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:12:23): | When I worked for a company with pharma execs they moved from country to country the way we would go from shopping |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:13:35): | I know they don't pay a lot of taxes but I feel a lot of bern babys ideas are just super idealistic and naaive |
| Man Spider | (14:13:39): | Yea most font pay any. And there things we done recently about conversions (where a company moves it's headquarters to another country) where we can do more. |
| Man Spider | (14:14:10): | I think a lot of people are just defeatist about corporations which while realistic given historical data doesn't mean we should just let them have free reign |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:14:26): | It's also universally agreed that corporate tax rates should be lessened. We have the third highest in the world |
| Man Spider | (14:14:27): | I'm done getting my ass blasted |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:14:29): | Well most of us work for corporations too lol |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:14:42): | Yeah but the corporations don't pay any taxes |
| Man Spider | (14:14:46): | For less now |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:14:48): | Who cares |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:14:48): | At least the top few |
| Man Spider | (14:15:01): | As a nation we have more production per person but get paid less |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:15:03): | That's billions in tax dollars not being collected |
| Man Spider | (14:15:10): | Than 30 years ago |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:15:11): | They'll just leave |
| Man Spider | (14:15:16): | They already are |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:15:19): | GE dont pay shit |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:15:30): | Enjoy losing your jobs then lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:15:35): | It's the downside of capitalism |
| Man Spider | (14:16:48): | 17% of Americans work for fortune 500 companies the rest work at smaller or mid sized companies |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:17:43): | Because they are outsourcing now |
| Man Spider | (14:17:45): | 130 million employed, 29 million by a fortune 5 hundo |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:17:59): | My company laid off thousands to Portugal |
| Man Spider | (14:18:31): | Yea yahoo has been recently been going through lay offs or "remixes' as the ceo called it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:19:09): | How would taxing these companies benefit the workers |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:19:25): | Ive been laid off due to outsourcing and it sucks |
| Man Spider | (14:21:02): | Well if you get at the root it's just pure greed. People are laid off so companies can pay a guy in india or China 2 dollars a day. Then they sell the product to a mostly american consumer base. And the company itself is located in a convenient tax haven of a country. It's all fucked |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:21:33): | Ok so what is your solution to greed lol |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:22:53): | Regulation |
| Man Spider | (14:22:59): | Well you can't do anything about greed |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:23:03): | Can't rid the world of greed |
| Man Spider | (14:23:07): | My solution would be a prorated solution |
| Man Spider | (14:24:17): | If a company sells 90% of its product to Americans then the profits from that should fall under the American Tax code |
| Man Spider | (14:24:53): | And the other 10% the other countries can do with |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:24:53): | So tax proportional to the amount of business done in the US |
| Man Spider | (14:25:12): | Yea I think that's the fairest |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:26:13): | There's also tariffs to deal with |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:26:29): | This is why trade agreements are so highly debated right now |
| Man Spider | (14:27:36): | And maybe a have a capital minimum/% minimum. So if a company does 20% of its business in America it doesn't count. If the company is worth less than say 20 million for example, it's completely exempt from this to help small up and coming businesses. |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:28:27): | I know New York state makes it so that the first ten years of your business are tax free |
| Man Spider | (14:36:35): | Also if you consider other things the corporations are doing more than paying 0% tax. There's an argument to be made the US government subsidizes some of these companies. |
| Man Spider | (14:37:26): | For example mcdonalds and Walmart pay their workers low wages. Due to this a lot of those workers need government assistance. The American government paid 153 billion in government benefits to people who work for Walmart and mcdonalds alone. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:38:47): | Lol like Walmart will just pay their employees 15 an hour, they'll just slash hours and cut employees |
| Man Spider | (14:41:30): | Honestly there probably will be a pain period but it will pass |
| Man Spider | (14:41:48): | They'll need a full staff again eventually and it will be cheaper than paying a few employees overtime |
| Man Spider | (14:42:13): | I'm sure they'd rather 2 employees for 2 shifts than 1 employee for 2 shifts one of which is now at 22.50 |
| Man Spider | (14:49:47): | Right now Walmart employes 1% of working Americans, 1.4 million. I'm assuming they all make minimum wage to make my calculation as conservative as possible |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:50:19): | Why do they deserve 15 an hour to work at Walmart |
| Man Spider | (14:50:28): | Why don't they |
| Man Spider | (14:50:32): | They work 40 hours a week |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:50:33): | 0 skill required |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:50:36): | So? |
| Man Spider | (14:50:43): | They don't deserve to live in poverty if they work 40 hours a week |
| Man Spider | (14:50:54): | Well we have a very deep disagreement about work then |
| Man Spider | (14:52:27): | Costco cashiers make 20 an hour. Are they overpaid? Do they not deserve it? I think their company just does business ethically. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:52:58): | Well that is costcos decision |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:53:03): | Let them decode |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:53:03): | So someone who is disadvantaged because they are of lower intellect than me or you, with no ability to even get an advanced degree, learn a trade, etc... They don't deserve to earn enough money at an unskilled job to live an acceptable life? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:53:25): | Are you saying mentally retarded people? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:53:32): | Or people who are severely disabled |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:53:39): | Because they can get SS |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:53:40): | Them but also those living in abject poverty |
| Man Spider | (14:53:41): | People who grow up in poverty who don't have the options too |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:53:48): | They can do lots of stuff |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:53:49): | Uneducated, indigent people's |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:53:51): | They just choose not to |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:53:57): | EVERYONE SHUT UP |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:54:02): | Wow Pete |
| Man Spider | (14:54:02): | I don't think they're choosing to be poor |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:54:09): | COME SEE HOW MUCH I VAN BENCH |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:54:17): | They can work physical labor jobs, learn a trade etc they just choose to work as cashiers so they can play on their phones |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:54:29): | Walmart is not a 40 year career plan |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:54:52): | Listen. Everyone |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:55:04): | Everyone needs to hit the gym more |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:55:09): | All you looking soft |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:55:29): | It's easy to say, hey go get a better job, but that is a gross oversimplification |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:55:58): | Completely neglected to take into account the reality of life |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:56:00): | IF THE CONVERSATION ISNT ABOUT THE GYM THEN SHUT UP |
| Man Spider | (14:56:18): | Also Walmart can easily pay 10 dollars an hour at this minute and still gross 10 billion a year |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:56:42): | Not everyone is entrepreneurial. Not everyone had internet access. Not everyone gets as good an education as we got in Edison. |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:57:13): | What you're proposing is the status quo |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:57:24): | What education do you need to do highway physical labor or shit |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (14:57:25): | And keeps the poor poor |
| Man Spider | (14:57:35): | Well ok |
| Man Spider | (14:57:40): | By your same logic pete though |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:57:51): | My uncle makes a good living doing air conditioner repair |
| Man Spider | (14:57:54): | Those highway workers should get min wage since it's unskilled physical labor |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:58:05): | We all have different views on things. All are legitimate and have every right to be held |
| Man Spider | (14:58:07): | So we're back at square one |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:58:11): | It requires more skill than being a Walmart greeter |
| Man Spider | (14:58:27): | I disagree |
| Man Spider | (14:58:36): | And def not a cashier |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:58:40): | Drove through PA the other day and saw an ad for people to work at a quarry for 15 an hour |
| Man Spider | (14:58:50): | That's ridiculous |
| Man Spider | (14:58:54): | That's unskilled labor |
| Man Spider | (14:59:02): | They should be living in poverty |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (14:59:12): | Yea Quarries are awesome. I'd go there for free |
| Man Spider | (14:59:24): | Quarries are awesome |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:00:35): | Life is what you make it. So let's make it right. \n-Hilary Duff |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:00:41): | Or Hannah Montana |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:00:47): | Dude likes to see homos naked |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:00:49): | I don't ducking know |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:12:56): | I haven't said shit so here is my opinion |
| Man Spider | (15:15:12): | Too late |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:15:15): | I work hard every day at the gym. I work harder the most people. I'm stronger. Faster and more athletic the 99% of people. But there are guys with 6 pacs. Who don't try. Does it suck yea. But I'm me. I'm doing the best I can to be the best I can become. I could give up and be fat. I could stay the same weight. But it's gunna sick and I'm gunna work hard to be the best. That's my philology on life. You don't like something change it or live with it. That's your call. No one else is gunna give a fuck about you |
| Man Spider | (15:15:17): | We're on quarried now |
| Man Spider | (15:15:34): | Quarries* |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:16:06): | I like rock quarries the best |
| Man Spider | (15:16:24): | Marc you ever go to Coach Macs house |
| Man Spider | (15:16:41): | He has a quarry behind his house that was awesome |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:17:54): | Nah. Me and coach Mac never got along |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:18:13): | He was a pretty shitty wrestling coach |
| Man Spider | (15:18:42): | Yea he was a pretty shitty soccer coach too |
| Man Spider | (15:18:48): | He was a good guy though |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:19:14): | Ehh. I don't need good guys in my corners. I need the best |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:23:47): | Ron Paul 420 |
| Man Spider | (15:25:18): | I just want my family back |
| Man Spider | (15:27:34): | It's obvious we have a it's always sunny 2 vs 2 type divide on political issues |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:28:30): | How will we settle this |
| Man Spider | (15:28:48): | You all enroll in my "Karl Marx and you" class |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:28:53): | Duh. 2v2 |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:29:00): | Cage fight |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (15:29:07): | None |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:29:08): | Pete you can just sit and watch |
| Man Spider | (15:29:34): | You lubenproletariats. That's proletariats who haven't gained class consciousness. You just got Marx'd ;) |
| Man Spider | (15:30:04): | I got a better idea |
| Man Spider | (15:30:11): | Why don't we just push it down and ignore it |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:30:12): | Listen. It will be Me vs Josh in a cage fight. Me. The Titan of industry. And josh the common man |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:30:24): | See who comes out |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:30:35): | Can we just all agree poor people are shit |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (15:30:46): | Very Christian of you |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:30:51): | I thought we already did |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:30:57): | WWRJD |
| Man Spider | (15:30:58): | We are the poor people we just don't know it yet |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:31:07): | I'm not poor |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:31:14): | Bitch I got stocks for days |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:31:27): | And if the market crashes. Shot gun to the some |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:31:32): | Dome |
| Man Spider | (15:31:51): | Any jabroni with a phone can buy stocks for days. Robinhood bitch. |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:32:17): | Yea but that's how you lose thousands |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:32:20): | Steve |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:32:29): | Point Marc |
| Man Spider | (15:33:28): | It's just commission free trading. Are you paying 5 dollars a trade like a sucker? |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:34:01): | When you roll deep like me you don't pay shit |
| Man Spider | (15:34:11): | And paying some hack who can barely read economic indicators to deal with your money |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:34:36): | I'm rich nigga |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:34:49): | Drunk at 2pm on a monday |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:35:06): | Only the ultra rich and ultra poor can afford this |
| Man Spider | (15:36:01): | "To live in new York City you have to be super rich or super poor" |
| Man Spider | (15:36:20): | -roger, american dad |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:36:55): | Well you can be poor and in Brooklyn if you are willing to live in a shithole or have your parents pay your rent |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:38:50): | Money is power. So power is money. I'm strong as shit. So I'm rich as shit. Brian and Josh can barely lift the bar. That's why they still own me money |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (15:39:14): | That's just the transitive property |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (15:39:30): | Actually, you and Pete owe me and Brian |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (15:39:55): | Doing.biz |
| Man Spider | (15:40:02): | Thanks for the reminder phone |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:40:48): | Lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:48:24): | Sorry for starting a pokitical debate |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (15:49:15): | I love this shit |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:49:29): | Thank you |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:50:11): | As long as it pleases you to argue |
| Man Spider | (15:54:35): | It gives me a righteous rage |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:55:32): | Enjoy your rage |
| Man Spider | (15:57:29): | I'm full of the vinegar |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (15:57:56): | You douche |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (15:57:59): | \ufffd |
| Man Spider | (15:58:29): | I wish I could be drunk on a federal holiday. Instead I'm sipping my organic ethically picked Chai tea made with the freshest water from the local mountain springs. |
| Man Spider | (15:58:38): | It sucks |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:59:21): | I'm going on brewery #3 soon |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (15:59:41): | Which one? |
| Man Spider | (16:07:28): | Noice |
| Man Spider | (16:07:39): | When are you leaving the dirty south |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:07:51): | Flight is tomorrow morning |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:08:01): | Idk the name of the next brewery |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (16:08:17): | Aren't you in Missouri? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:10:47): | Yes sir st louis |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (16:11:15): | Yeah, that ain't south. That's Midwest |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:15:27): | There's still a lot of bible.belt shit. I got a good situation for you guys |
| Man Spider | (16:21:39): | Hamzas new profile pic is one that says "feel the Bern". Lori made a mistake. |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (16:22:11): | I now support Trump |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (16:23:44): | We can all agree. Hamza is literally one of the stupidest people on the planet |
| GroupMe | (16:24:32): | The Life Of Poseidon changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (16:24:48): | The Life Of Poseidon changed the group's name to Herman Cain 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:26:33): | Did hamza just destroy benries campaign? |
| The Life Of Poseidon | (16:27:03): | We must start a smear campaign against this one voter |
| GroupMe | (16:27:59): | Snapped Into a Slim Jim changed the group's avatar |
| Snapped Into a Slim Jim | (16:30:52): | None |
| GroupMe | (16:33:19): | The Life Of Poseidon changed name to Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon |
| GroupMe | (16:42:04): | Snapped Into a Slim Jim changed name to The Rent is too Damn High |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:33:09): | I'm about to piss off a religious girl tonight and I need the support of all you guys |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:34:31): | It's a jehova witness too so Marc you should be on board with this |
| Man Spider | (18:35:07): | Is she a friend or a foe |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:36:00): | Foe |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:36:18): | Jessie's brother is dating a JW and wants to convert now |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:36:38): | He's going to ruin his life and fuck up his family |
| Man Spider | (18:36:48): | Oh it's jessie brothers gf? It's touchy territory |
| Man Spider | (18:37:26): | Ask her when the apocalypse is due this time |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:37:52): | What exactly is a JW? Beliefs and what not? |
| Man Spider | (18:38:02): | Jehovahs witness |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:38:17): | No, I know that |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:39:03): | Like what distinguishes them from other Christians or say Mormons |
| Man Spider | (18:39:18): | Jehovah's Witnesses teach that the present age of human existence is about to be terminated by the direct intervention of Jehovah (God), who will use Jesus Christ to fully establish his heavenly government over earth, destroying existing human governments and non-Witnesses,[6][7][8] and creating a cleansed society of true worshippers. They see their mission as primarily evangelical (disseminating "good news"), to warn as many people as possible i |
| Man Spider | (18:39:36): | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses_beliefs |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:40:18): | So full blown crazy |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:40:20): | I asked what her opinion of the JWs saying the world would end in 1975 |
| Man Spider | (18:45:19): | Lol what did she say |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:49:37): | Just the views of holidays being evil because of their "pagan routes" |
| Man Spider | (18:50:18): | They don't do christmas right |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:50:46): | They don't do any holidays |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:51:00): | Birthdays. Blood transfusions. Christmas |
| Man Spider | (18:51:27): | Ask what's so pagan about a bday party |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:51:39): | Yup its so fucking evil |
| Man Spider | (18:51:40): | Ask her if she'd like to witness your jehovah |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:52:14): | Ask her if she like niggers. Nothing to do with her religion. Just she is she is racist |
| Man Spider | (18:55:02): | Is jessies brother seriously considering converting |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:55:22): | Yes |
| Man Spider | (18:55:32): | Oh brother |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:55:37): | To renounce Christmas is evil imo |
| Man Spider | (18:55:57): | How can you go from celebrating it to not |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:56:01): | Regardless of if you are atheist or Catholic or whatever. To see evil in Christmas is messed up |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:06:53): | What about the evil capitalists pulling the strings? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:08:46): | The evil Christmas industry neh |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:08:47): | Eh |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:09:36): | Her brother mentioned the 144k people let into heaven |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:09:43): | Wanted to ask if he was retarded |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:10:14): | Ask where heaven is |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:11:47): | And if over the last 2,000 years, if there have been worthy individuals, and heaven is full does the bouncer just say, sorry we're at capacity |
| Man Spider | (19:12:35): | They will always be at capacity for people like ys |
| Man Spider | (19:12:53): | If they only let in 144k, what do they think their odds are? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:13:13): | Are they allowed to gamble? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:14:14): | No gambling, drinking, dancing, but the girl drinks (doesn't get drunk those and acts judgemental of me and Jessie for drinking) |
| Man Spider | (19:14:35): | Also how do they know the population of heaven lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:15:28): | How does she resolve the dining thing in her head? Isn't that breaking the rules? Do they do the whole carbolic thing where your can say you're sorry |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:15:35): | Drinking* |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:15:46): | Catholic* |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:18:27): | Idk its just retarded. Don't want to start a fight at dinner especially since its not my brother. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:18:39): | I just have to vent somewhere |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:18:43): | This is absurd |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:21:23): | But she is consuming alcohol, yes? |
| Man Spider | (19:28:32): | If you want to be low key condescending just tell her you respect her beliefs and you believe she believes them to be true |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:29:35): | Yea she drinks just not to excess |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:29:55): | Someone has a drinking problem |
| Man Spider | (19:30:16): | Tell her "well you're drinking tonight bitch" get her loaded then get her baptized at a less crazy church while intoxicated |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:30:58): | She a Carson supporter? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:31:00): | Or Cruz |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:31:20): | Or does she believe it'll all end before the election |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:34:28): | Idk its just weird |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:24:51): | Don't forget ladies, better call Saul returns tonight |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:26:01): | Oh hell yea |
| Tuesday, 16 February 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:00:53): | Saul was underwhelming |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:02:15): | I need a survival knife that can kill a man. But also the small enough to fit in my satchel |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:02:41): | Get one of those multitools |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:02:50): | I liked Saul |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:03:24): | The first scene where he didn't open the door, then the last where he flips the switch. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:03:28): | I want one but they all don't have a big enough knife. They have hatchets but I'm not a huge fan |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:03:34): | Shows how shit changed him |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:03:46): | And Ken returned |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:03:54): | I want a utility shovel |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:03:57): | The guy whose car Walt blew up |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:04:19): | JOSH NO ONE CARS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MURDEE WEAPONS |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:04:35): | Batmobile |
| Man Spider | (12:05:57): | I missed saul :( |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:06:31): | I liked the baseball card guy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:07:52): | K Strass |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:09:22): | Pretty sure Walt will appear this season at the car wash |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:18:30): | Get it together Rousey |
| Man Spider | (13:21:02): | First she broke her flesh then she broke her spirit |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:49:58): | JebBush.com |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:50:16): | Trump bought Jebs domain |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:51:05): | He knows what he likes. And he hates Busg |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:51:08): | Probably a while back cause Jebs is jeb2016 but still |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:52:12): | Honestly. The amount of bad driving in metro park and the parking deck makes me want trump to build that wall. But not with Mexico with India. The other brown meat |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:55:09): | Maybe make a giant wall in India that extends past the heavens so no more people can come from there to drive in edison with their international driver licenses |
| Man Spider | (20:55:36): | I respect trump is employing the same strategies a guy from 4chan would use if he was running for president |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:20:01): | I'm going to stop associating with poor people. Do any of you have debt or have had unprotected sex with a poor. That's how you get it you know |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:20:40): | If you paid for the sex that's fine |
| Man Spider | (21:25:26): | Having debt is what makes Americans Americans |
| Man Spider | (21:25:34): | You can't be a true american without crushing debt |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:25:59): | That's what us real Americans tell you. Your are just glorified Mexicans |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:26:14): | You fucking brownie |
| Man Spider | (21:26:24): | You're a north eastern liberal elite and that's all you'll ever be |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:26:44): | Hey. There is nothing liberal about me |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:27:01): | I'm Elite as fuck. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:27:13): | Bitches call me lance the champion |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:39:11): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjC9BjPgoc |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:09:07): | Saw them upload this these other day but didn't watch it. That was a mistake |
| Wednesday, 17 February 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (00:13:24): | this isn't about you, it's about BERNIE |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:14:18): | That blacksplaining chick in the beginning was obnoxious |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:14:26): | So Brian's been a fag since day one. |
| Man Spider | (09:15:01): | I look like a pimp and you know it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:21:03): | Brian "Still has all his baby teeth in 2016" Karabinchak |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:21:07): | Boom roasted |
| Man Spider | (09:36:35): | Lori says fuck you for hating on her insta lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:38:24): | Her Instagram gives meaning to my life in this crazy mixed up world |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:39:01): | Last night I was looking at the loaded gun in my hand, thinking about ending it all due to the haters, but then Lori posted a quote that gave me a new perspective on life |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:47:12): | Lori gives into the haters. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:47:32): | I hate on everything |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:08:58): | Lori needs haters. She needs to know that being a basic bitch isn't good |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:30:30): | Where would Einstein or George Washington be without their fuckboy haters? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:30:49): | No where |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:30:52): | That's where |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:31:02): | The world needs haters. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:31:07): | And I'm the best |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:31:56): | you know what washington said to the hater fuckboys? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:32:28): | forgot to add "bye felicia" |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:33:31): | You know what Albert Einstein said to his haters. "Albert E has the proies of 2 rappers. So E=MC Squared." |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:22:28): | She's throwing me lobs here but I'll be nice and only post my comment here. \n\n"Yea but I can't put my penis in your personality" |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:24:41): | She's quoting a man |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:24:53): | plus if you commented that it sounds vaguely rapey lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:25:27): | Only vaguely |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:25:40): | I need to step up my sexual predator game |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:26:26): | have you tried hanging out in elementary school parking lots? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:26:27): | Anyone want to go halfies on a windowless van? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:27:02): | parents will be like "are you here to pick up your kid?" and you'll say "I don't know, I haven't chosen one yet" |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:27:28): | Super like |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:17:39): | Yea no |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:39:02): | My PC posture is abysmal tho |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:50:33): | Yea but so is your squat form |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:51:35): | Yea that sucks too |
| Man Spider | (17:52:19): | I'm not squatting the bar up, I'm leg pressing the world down |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:52:41): | Yea no. You aren't that strong to make those claims. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:53:06): | You put the 25s on each side and get shaky knees |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:53:31): | Gyms my house. |
| Man Spider | (17:53:57): | What's ya Wilks score brah |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:55:24): | The fuck exercise do I use |
| Man Spider | (17:55:43): | Dead+sqaut+bench |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:55:44): | Deadlift? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:55:53): | Oh |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:56:02): | Wait I add them all up |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:56:06): | Uh ohhhh |
| Man Spider | (17:56:09): | Yea add em up |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:57:08): | 318.5 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:57:31): | That's my score |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:58:03): | Pretty low there. Puny actually |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:58:16): | What's yours 6? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:58:43): | If you added all your numbers, they should be higher than 318 |
| Man Spider | (17:58:57): | No he's saying his score is |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:59:04): | My wilks score is 318 |
| Man Spider | (17:59:12): | They use a weird formula to figure it out |
| Man Spider | (17:59:24): | It's a thing for power lifters to jerk each other off about |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:59:28): | What's the average |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:00:49): | Only number that really matters is total number of tongue piercings. Anything above 3 is statistically significant |
| Man Spider | (18:01:08): | Depends on your weight I jsut found a chart hold on |
| Man Spider | (18:01:41): | None |
| Man Spider | (18:01:55): | That's in pounds not the will score |
| Man Spider | (18:02:55): | Wilk*. So those numbers are just squat+dead+bench |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:04:03): | I'm 1220. So am I class 2 or one ? |
| Man Spider | (18:04:50): | Depends what wt. Class your in. I'd just go with whatever number you're closer too but idk |
| Man Spider | (18:05:08): | Www.southernpowerlifting.com is the site |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:05:18): | Class 2 is 1188. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:05:22): | But I'm above that |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:05:26): | So am I in that |
| Man Spider | (18:05:41): | I don't know enough about it to say lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:05:41): | JUST TELL ME IM A BEAST |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:06:01): | What's your guys score? |
| Man Spider | (18:06:25): | I mean you might not even be class 1 though. Not even master class. You're still slave class |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:06:42): | Beast of burden. |
| Man Spider | (18:08:43): | My Wilks was 210ish |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:08:55): | Wow you suck |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:10:53): | That was meant to sting. I want you to take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror and say to yourself 210 |
| Man Spider | (18:12:19): | I forgot to mention you have to multiply by (squats+deads+bench)*max pull up |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:12:26): | How you gunna raise a family on 210. Sanders ain't going to be able to redistribute that inequality |
| Man Spider | (18:16:31): | Let's all compare sat scores |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:16:47): | 1970 |
| Man Spider | (18:16:53): | Got a 800 on the math II subject section \ufffd |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:16:54): | 1300 old |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:16:55): | 1750 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:17:02): | I think mine was 1860 or 1870 |
| Man Spider | (18:17:07): | 2020 bitches just like my vision |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:17:29): | What's the standard deviation? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:17:31): | But I want to add that you divide by the years you attended college to get your BA |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:17:34): | Or BS |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:17:39): | Of everyone, not just us |
| Man Spider | (18:18:01): | Do we do a difficulty of major multiplier too because I don't think all majors are equal |
| Man Spider | (18:18:04): | And no idea josh |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:18:22): | Brian easily has the most difficult major |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:18:25): | Hey. Bernie says they are |
| Man Spider | (18:19:00): | What other dick measuring contests can we do |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:19:12): | Dick measuring |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:19:22): | How many dicks can we fit in our butts |
| Man Spider | (18:19:36): | I've taken some huge shits |
| Man Spider | (18:19:39): | I imagine at least 2 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:19:54): | My butt hole is tiny. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:20:00): | If struggle with one |
| Man Spider | (18:20:09): | I could definitely get DP'd unlike you gay nerds |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:22:49): | I've had a doctor's finger in my butt. I doubt I could get past one throbbing knob |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:23:19): | We just gonna let Brian win? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:23:30): | C'mon Pete. Take three for the team. |
| Man Spider | (18:27:20): | Wait you had a prostate exam josh |
| Man Spider | (18:27:25): | Or was it just for fun |
| Man Spider | (18:49:50): | Pete said he got booted from every group me chat |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:50:14): | He here |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:55:49): | guess whos back |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:56:01): | i have a lot of homosexuality to catch up on |
| Man Spider | (18:56:33): | We're here, we're queer, now catch up |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:57:17): | Hemorrhoids |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:24:07): | got em, what else do i need |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:34:08): | Three dicks in yo ass |
| Man Spider | (19:59:25): | Vday gift. Bart Ska-mpson, the original ruuuude boy |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:09:27): | ja gwon eatcha shorts ya hear? one love |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:26:16): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJ7NmU6lJI&list=PL1uRCzl4Ue31LuvHewh7fV1-KNWCvkXJU&index=19 |
| Thursday, 18 February 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:50:51): | I mean that's just wrong. Obama would never use a whip. He has a flogging stick to beat up white people for money |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:57:48): | So a lot of gay Dr Who work in guessing |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:08:00): | Not gonna lie, tumblr is good for por |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:08:02): | Porn |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:08:36): | What kinda weird shit you looking at Pete |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:08:55): | Dr who fanfictiom |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:12:28): | I don't fully understand how to use tumblr tho |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:12:56): | What kinda porn is there on tumblr? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:13:07): | All porn |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:13:21): | You name it. They have it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:13:34): | My ex in college ran a porn tumblr |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:13:34): | How do I find it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:13:42): | Wait what |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:13:56): | Yea the red head |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:14:15): | Elaborate |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:14:37): | Well when you have red hair |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:14:58): | You have light skin |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:15:04): | This is called a day walker |
| Man Spider | (09:15:09): | I think what marc is saying is that is ex had a Tumblr page and you jsut re-tumbl sex gigs it gets posted to your Tumblr page |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:15:47): | Pretty much |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:15:53): | So Marc was a porn star |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:15:56): | How do you know how that works Brian |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:16:14): | ARE YOU CHAN IN MY MOUTH 69 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:16:35): | what's it like being a pornstar |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:16:37): | I was a porn star long before |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:16:47): | A lot like being a janitor. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:17:23): | You work at an office building. People only call you when they need you and a lot of cleaning supplies to get hi on |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:18:54): | Anyone else Josh just google poem tumblr |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:18:57): | Porn |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:19:48): | i remember finding bri rosa's porn tumblr a few years ago |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:19:53): | that was a life experience |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:20:07): | Like she starred in it? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:20:17): | yea lotsa nudes |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:20:36): | You got a link some where. Purely scientific research of course |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:20:44): | she took it down lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:20:51): | that was a girl who loved anal sex |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:21:01): | i wish i could love anything as much as she loved having shit shoved into her asshole |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:21:10): | Nothing on the Internet is ever gone |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:21:19): | true |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:21:24): | im sure her pictures are still floating out there |
| Man Spider | (09:21:24): | Remember Catherine listash |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:21:32): | was she our year? |
| Man Spider | (09:21:33): | And the whole Facebook thing |
| Man Spider | (09:21:36): | Hea |
| Man Spider | (09:21:38): | Yea |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:21:39): | Maybe |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:21:46): | No what happened |
| Man Spider | (09:22:43): | You guys remember julian, Rene Polanco friend? I think he was dating catherine. Finds out she's cheating. Asks her to do a photo shoot with him where she sticks poop cues and mini baseball bats in her ass |
| Man Spider | (09:23:13): | Then he logs in to her facebook, changes the password so she can't get in posts all these pictures and makes a status basically saying this is what you get |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:23:24): | That's pimp |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:23:31): | damn |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:23:44): | that's pretty harsh |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:23:54): | and a life lesson to not put your face in pictures where things are in your ass |
| Man Spider | (09:24:26): | Yea it was harsh she's completely off of social media now lok |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:25:05): | we've all posted pictures of things in our ass at one point |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:25:07): | so i can relate |
| Man Spider | (09:25:11): | I saw her driving the day after this happened she looked like she was crying |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:25:29): | "I can't figure out how to get out the bat" |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:30:12): | Even I saw that picture. Zach showed it to me |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:30:44): | i didnt get to see it. feel like i wasted my high school days now |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:45:18): | Sunny from last night was really good. |
| Man Spider | (09:50:03): | Yea it felt like classic sunny |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:16:25): | I'm being creepy as fuck for work and I love it |
| Man Spider | (12:16:41): | What are you doing and why |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:17:31): | Did you lick your fingers in the men's room |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:18:16): | I'm stalking the clients pitch team on social media finding out what they like and don't like and shit. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:18:22): | A lot are very attractive |
| Man Spider | (12:19:07): | Oh that just sounds like you're researching your customer base |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:19:49): | Well my pitch tactics are more extreme |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:20:07): | Most would say hey do you have kids I have kids |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:20:30): | I say. I know you have a daughter. It would be a shame if something happened to her if we didn't get the business |
| Man Spider | (12:20:35): | You're will be do you have kids do you want kids ;) |
| Man Spider | (12:21:13): | You don't want to die a spinster do you? Buy our advertising and I will pledge my seed to you |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:21:56): | Brian has weird people liking his instrgram |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:22:03): | Now we know where Lori gets it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:22:49): | Can I make fun of you Brian on your instrgam? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:22:55): | I need to let my hate out |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:23:03): | And what's everyone doing this weekend |
| Man Spider | (12:23:06): | They're all Swedish chiks |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:23:23): | SWEDEN IS THE FUCKING WORST |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:23:30): | Is my opinion today |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:23:37): | Bizzay on saturdizzle (Saturday for you squares). Not sure about Friday |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:23:39): | All the people I have to stalk are Swedish |
| Man Spider | (12:24:36): | Busy Friday got to do work. Saturday going with haley with her myra Paul to a brewery and some other couple I never met. Could be around Sunday |
| Man Spider | (12:24:50): | You can let your hate out marc |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:25:19): | Out of 88 grams of total nutrition you eat 58 grams of fat. You are gunna die at 45 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:25:28): | But that's not the hate I want to say |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:26:03): | I sent my hate |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:27:34): | all i eat is fat lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:27:47): | bacon and avocado all day erry day |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:29:07): | Listen. You people need to eat at least your weight in protein a day to make the gainz you need |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:29:53): | i get a shitload of protein too |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:30:16): | Not all fat is the same. Fat from almonds/cashews is processed different than peanuts or fast from dairy or meat products |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:30:33): | Quantity don't mean shit if you don't account for the source |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:30:54): | I don't listen to anyone who isn't a nutritionist or can't bench more then me. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:30:56): | oh its mostly chicken/beef/bacon for me |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:31:13): | i dunno man im having good results on paleo |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:31:47): | You bench 225 yet? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:31:52): | nope |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:32:02): | Then you don't have results |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:32:08): | havent been able to work out much since the back injury |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:32:31): | Oh yea |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:32:59): | I'll get you a back brace. So you can take it off and show all the cool kids you were hot all along |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:34:24): | make me beautiful marc |
| Man Spider | (12:37:02): | My tryglercides are in the 18 and younger range, I'm fine with my diet lol |
| Man Spider | (12:37:08): | Down from 155 to 80 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:37:35): | Didn't you drink a lot before the last test |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:37:45): | Weren't the numbers off |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:38:39): | all i know is i lost 10lbs in a week and a half on paleo, went down like two pant sizes and now my abs are starting to become visible for the first time since i was like 19 |
| Man Spider | (12:39:12): | That was years ago when they thought I had liver disease cause of it, a week later it was fine. That was all pre-keto |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:02:35): | I still think your an idiot and all the medical professionals I have talked to agree with me. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:02:54): | Pete paleo isn't bad I just like giving you shit |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:03:10): | Josh. Beer is an excellent diets |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:03:19): | Keep on keeping on |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:04:10): | paleo isnt much different than keto |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:04:26): | You also have an end |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:05:05): | Over a month and a half and I'll group you in with Brian |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:05:08): | im probably going to keep the diet up though after this month because i am getting results. im doing 80/20 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:06:00): | Well when you all die and I'm already dead from being awesome and overdosing on steroids I'll see you all in hell |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:06:10): | But my sweet gainz will keep me cool |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:07:39): | i'll ask to be buried without my shirt so you can see my 6pack as i am transported to hell |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:08:01): | From what I've read, paleo is very different than keto. Keto diet was designed primarily to combat epilepsy. Has to deal with the blood brain barrier. Keto diet is high in fat, causing the liver to work more, causing different type of sugar other than glucose to pass into the brain |
| Man Spider | (13:08:07): | I'm not sure if I told you but my dad is pretty diabetic and steve is pretty diabetic so I'm doing this diet to stave of diabetes as much as I am to lose weight. Low carb is the best way to prevent or reverse diabetes |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:08:35): | This will be you Pete |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:08:59): | keto and paleo are both about burning fat though right? and im sure i am going through ketosis now since my diet is so low carb |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:09:05): | This is me. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:09:37): | Brian |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:09:45): | the only difference i thought in paleo was that it was more restrictive, like no dairy or w/e |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:10:15): | Josh |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:12:29): | gotta start drinkin yer bud light at the racetrack |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:12:55): | Keto is high fat, low carb. Keto stems from ketone, which you'd only have to know if you're taking organic chemistry. With this kind of diet, fatty acids and ketones pass the blood brain barrier as opposed to glucose. \n\nSince none of us are epileptic, I'd assume that keto might be OK in the short term |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:13:17): | Probably not good for long term brain health |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:14:15): | If your brain is deriving its energy from stores of body fat, that is also detrimental. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:14:24): | why is that detrimental? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:14:33): | not trying to be snarky i am genuinely curious |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:14:58): | Has to deal with how your body processes the fat |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:15:21): | Your better off not using your own body fat as a source of energy |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:15:24): | Guys guys. Shut up |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:15:27): | For your brain that is |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:15:36): | Josh and I agree on something |
| Man Spider | (13:15:39): | They recently finished a longer term on keto, there was no detrimental effects |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:15:53): | What about brain health? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:16:20): | Also internal organs are vastly more prone to defects especially the golebladder |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:16:34): | You can have a sick bod, but if you croak at 50, what good is that |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:17:01): | My moms hospital has seen a spike in high fat diet related liver kidney and golebladder problems. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:17:04): | i will admit that does make me worried |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:17:21): | Best bet is to stick with a blue zone diet |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:17:37): | And blue chip stocks |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:18:06): | whats a blue zone diet? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:18:15): | i have just felt a ton healthier since i cut out carbs |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:18:32): | http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/04/11/398325030/eating-to-break-100-longevity-diet-tips-from-the-blue-zones |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:18:59): | I wanna go out around 75 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:19:01): | i used to eat a meal and then just feel bloated, crappy, etc and get hungry an hour and a half later, now i just eat fats and i feel much better and dont get that hungry anymore |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:19:02): | close to paleo actually but depends on the region of the world you' |
| Man Spider | (13:19:09): | The Mediterranean diet is pretty low carb and encouraged police oil |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:19:09): | re looking at |
| Man Spider | (13:19:15): | Olive* |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:19:58): | there's actually a strong emphasis on family, religion/spirituality to all of the blue zone too |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:20:17): | especially the one in California |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:20:22): | im sure that all contributes to mental health |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:20:54): | Exercise is a big thing too. A 15-30 jog every morning can go a long way. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:20:57): | theres only like 5 or 6 locations in the world that completely defy life expectancy and these are deemed the blue zones |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:21:02): | I feel like shit if I don't work outs |
| Man Spider | (13:21:51): | Josh you took organic Chem break this down for us https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/mind-guest-blog/the-fat-fueled-brain-unnatural-or-advantageous/&ved=0ahUKEwj4xo769oHLAhUCeCYKHczRARUQFggmMAE&usg=AFQjCNFY5GRhMfKh60bfLiebMedcwyLVmw&sig2=xszK44SnhzhGrglFrlRdMw |
| Man Spider | (13:21:56): | Whoops |
| Man Spider | (13:21:59): | Not that link |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:22:08): | This is my last piece on this for this |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:22:13): | It's your lives |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:22:16): | You do you |
| Man Spider | (13:22:27): | Oh wait that does link the scientific american article |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:22:34): | But it's unhealthy and I will poop on your coffin if I out love you |
| Man Spider | (13:22:36): | Let's compare our healths in 5 years |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:22:38): | Or urn |
| Man Spider | (13:22:45): | Winner gets 2 years of life from everyone else |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:23:04): | idk i was skeptical of low carb / all natural diets too but after doing it for like a month i definitely feel very positive effects |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:23:08): | Also compare wives |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:23:27): | Josh I think you can pull in a solid 2 or 3 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:24:53): | Is Lori going to die? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:25:07): | She's in the hospital |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:25:23): | Never mind |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:25:31): | It was a TBT |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:25:42): | Also you don't throw back to that |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:25:59): | I'm building a bunker and living in it and waiting until the end. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:26:02): | I hate the world |
| Man Spider | (13:26:30): | Oh her old coworker from jfk died yesterday |
| Man Spider | (13:26:33): | Drug OD |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:26:51): | I saw that |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:26:55): | damn |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:26:56): | that sucks |
| Man Spider | (13:27:02): | Yea he was only 21 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:27:07): | She posted a picture of her in a hospital gown |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:27:17): | What drugs |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:27:26): | Was it the marijuana |
| Man Spider | (13:29:48): | Probably Oxys if I had to guess tbh |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:30:03): | That's becoming a big problem |
| Man Spider | (13:35:01): | Yea especially here in NJ |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:35:45): | Anyone know where to get D Ball |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:42:37): | what is d ball lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:45:13): | Steroids |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:45:50): | ask your trainer lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:46:14): | You mean myself |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:46:16): | and hit up the folks at /r/steroids |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:10:57): | so from what I just read from that article, there is no consensus as to what the fuck is going on. \n\nKetones as a source of energy for the brain MIGHT act as a neuroprotectant, but it is still unclear if it's true, and if so why it is happening. Also, the only studies that have been conducted were done with people already suffering from brain shit (cog impairment, Alzheimers, Parkinsons) and the sample size was far from large.\n\nthere were some noted side effects but it was anecdotal (constipation, dehaydration, kidney stones) |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:11:14): | That's life's |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:11:30): | pretty much, there is no true verdict on the diet because there hasnt been enough trials |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:11:35): | if any |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:12:32): | seems that for already plagued individuals with Cognitive problems, there seems to be some promising results, but as for the general public, the verdict is out |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:15:08): | they mentioned that since your liver is producing fatty acids that are delivered into the blood as ketones which are replacing glucose, you're in essence decreasing blood sugar levels |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:15:11): | so if your |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:15:32): | you're* diabetic or fear becoming type 2, i guess it might be beneficial |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:15:36): | who the fuck knows |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:18:20): | there's also the gut to deal with, which houses tens of millions, if not billions, of different species of bacteria which assist us in digestion. We know far less in that area of study than any other in regard to digestion and diet.\n\nthere's well documented evidence that isolated peoples like tribes in the Amazon who sparsely have contact with the outside world have remarkably more diverse bacterial flora than anyone from the industrialized world |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:18:21): | For real though. Enough of you guys have hung out with sketchy people. How do I get d ball |
| Man Spider | (14:20:22): | The only guy I know who would got busted lol RIP alex |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:20:42): | You guys are the worst druggies ever |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:20:53): | Where do you get weed now |
| Man Spider | (14:26:06): | The people I get from could get you weed and probably molly or psychedelics not T lol |
| Man Spider | (14:26:21): | You can order testosterone from overseas pretty easily |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:26:44): | I want to support Americas meat heads |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:28:40): | get AIDS and have your Dr prescribe you some steroids, bruh |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:28:46): | thats what my uncle did |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:28:57): | I might be immune to AIDS |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:29:05): | My uncle was jacked |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:29:06): | 20% of white people are |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:29:21): | what the fuck are you talking about |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:30:06): | The plague had a similar effect or something that HIV had in some cases. People were immune to the plague are also immune to AIDS. You can get tested to see if you are immune |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:30:16): | Only Northern Eureopeans. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:30:35): | UK. German. French. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:30:44): | show me where you got this informatio |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:30:51): | I'll find the study |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:31:45): | https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/03/050325234239.htm |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:31:50): | My bad. 10% |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:32:55): | huh |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:32:58): | well then |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:33:13): | let's go see if we cannot get AIDS!!! |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:33:46): | If I'm immune. I'm gunna bang so many hookers |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:36:00): | If I die suddenly. Please use the following photo in your social media homages to me |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:36:16): | None |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:51:18): | i feel like the guys that sell weed do not sell steroids as well |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:52:22): | you can probably buy that shit online |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:09:14): | The Pope said Trump ain't Christian, which Trump spun into the whole war on Christianity bullshit |
| Man Spider | (16:10:03): | The pope is engaging in a war on Christianity |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:10:34): | Can't make this shit up |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:10:47): | the pope also advocated contraceptive use |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:10:50): | to combat zika |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:11:02): | so that's pretty big news |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:11:17): | i love this new pope |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:11:22): | Said it was a lesser of two evils |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:11:33): | yea cuz condoms SUCK |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:11:39): | #RawDog |
| Man Spider | (16:12:17): | Pete you're new nickname is raw dog mow. Or R-dawg |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:12:34): | I |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:12:38): | I'm goin' in raw! |
| Man Spider | (16:12:50): | They're going to start human trials soon on the male contraceptive pull |
| Man Spider | (16:12:53): | Pill* |
| Man Spider | (16:13:01): | No longer do we need to fear being speed jacked fellas |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:13:17): | you're playing with fire |
| Man Spider | (16:13:21): | Sperm Jacked* |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:15:00): | https://youtu.be/hwgHmCP7Ljw |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:15:13): | Tim reading Trump's statement verbatim. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:15:18): | At least I'm pretty sure |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:19:10): | words cannot express my live for tim and eric |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:19:55): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:54:17): | https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/700398127044362240?s=09 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:10:35): | I got drunk on free booze |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:10:39): | Switch to my job |
| Man Spider | (21:12:57): | My job has flex hours it's pretty nice. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:13:19): | Listen. I'm awesome. So become me |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:13:27): | None |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:14:01): | Also you work for a hitman |
| Man Spider | (21:14:25): | He's not a hit man |
| Man Spider | (21:14:31): | He's a hired gun |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:20:32): | So a lesser hitman |
| Man Spider | (21:21:40): | A non lethal litigious hit man |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:28:41): | Thats the most dangerous kind |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:29:03): | Yea no |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:29:28): | He kills people or no. He's like a guy who drinks non alcoholic beer |
| Friday, 19 February 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:54:54): | There is a song called Applebee's bar |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:55:27): | it's also the title of my autobiography |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:56:01): | I thought your autobiography was "I came believe I eat the whole thing " |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:56:16): | no that's my sex tape |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:57:02): | I have to say Pete. For just a video of you crying into the camera for 30 minutes. It was shot beautifully |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:58:01): | i knew it was a good idea to hire guillermo del toro |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:40:52): | A busty women in a tank top is drinking champagne in a meeting room next to my desk, I love my job |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:42:12): | Did you motorboat or not |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:46:10): | she is higher up then, so just a honka honka, but thats the perks of big buisness |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:48:34): | Nothing like a good midday work honka honka to get you back on track |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:02:30): | exactly |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:02:37): | i think they were real too |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:02:42): | which makes me happyu |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:07:56): | Are you sure they weren't holograms |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:08:05): | i know holograms |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:08:11): | i sell drugs |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:08:17): | so i know hollow grams |
| Man Spider | (17:59:44): | Fox news:"Beyonce is doing a concert in Tampa Florida so local police were asked to work it. No one signed up." |
| Man Spider | (17:59:52): | My mom:"good for them!" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:00:20): | Why does she hate Beyonce lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:01:01): | Candid camera your mom: "I'm not racist, but..." |
| Man Spider | (18:01:12): | If I had to guess, the Super Bowl performance and it's racial statements |
| Man Spider | (18:01:34): | But honestly I'm guessing the cops just don't listen or care to listen to Beyonce live and would rather the day off lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:02:05): | Pretty sure none of us even saw the half-time show |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:02:07): | Maybe Marc did |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (23:39:03): | I saw it. The video is pretty anti cop |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (23:39:17): | But legally they have to provide security |
| Saturday, 20 February 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:26:43): | Hey. Idea for an app. Let me know if it already exists. Say you are a bar or something and you need a band or DJ in a pinch. Have an app where bands or djs are available with 3 to 4 sample songs and you can talk and broker a deal |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:49:06): | Because it's purpose is for times of great need, there is less demand than there would be otherwise. Also, just very specific. Pretty sure most promoters or bars/managers already have a good number of bands they can call in a pinch |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:58:25): | What if it was t for great need |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:58:30): | Like a catalogue |
| Man Spider | (12:59:14): | I think if you had a catalogue of bands who signed up to work with the app it could work |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:20:02): | http://thefreethoughtproject.com/hillarys-top-donor-buys-onion-starts-publishing-propaganda-immediately/#qKJUQ6hK4wYfvmzm.01 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:20:18): | RIP Onion |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:22:45): | Saw this yesterday. So sad |
| Man Spider | (13:23:27): | Yea they already posted a satire article that praises her |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:29:26): | disgusting |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:52:27): | God's not Dead 2. Who's in |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:52:56): | Movie? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:54:14): | Yea |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:59:34): | Seeing deadpool now |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:06:24): | You'll like it. Lives up to the hype |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:06:41): | I'm seeing it tomorrow |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:25:28): | BTW Atlantic city Beerfest is april 9th. We are getting tickets for 12pm if you guys are interested |
| Man Spider | (21:26:54): | Sounds cool |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:29:52): | Here's the twist, I'm bringing wine |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:30:16): | They'll never see what's coming |
| Man Spider | (21:30:45): | Damn |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:30:50): | bring it in one of those bras that allows you to sneak in alcohol |
| Man Spider | (21:31:00): | Here's your perfect beer fair |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:32:08): | Bringing my own Coors light |
| Sunday, 21 February 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:55:22): | https://youtu.be/w-McIdVuY88 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:05:19): | Poor Jeb killed the dynasty |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:06:12): | Could have been the new Camelot. Instead they're just a bunch of serfs |
| Man Spider | (11:27:07): | Jeb is a big mess |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:28:29): | I bet he's being shunned by his peepop today since his calendar is now empty |
| Man Spider | (11:55:39): | 5 dollars at 711 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:56:23): | The illusionators was amazing. If I'm even fermenting that right |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:56:30): | Remembering* |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:56:31): | Worth it for the illusinators |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:56:50): | Mindfreaked! |
| Man Spider | (14:00:04): | https://m.imgur.com/a/xc4j1 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:45:47): | Meet trumps new campaign manager |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:03:46): | Deadpool was pretty good |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:06:08): | I don't like how he said kill a surfer thought |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:06:39): | In the comics he can't say those words. He uses un alive |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:09:21): | I liked the line when Colossus tells him they're taking him to Dr. Xavier, to which he says, "Stewart or McAvoy?" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:30:09): | There were a bunch of good fourth wall moments minus the obvious ones |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:30:20): | 16 walls |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:32:28): | Also got to see the chick from firefly's boobs again |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:17:23): | I'm laying down the law. No one can say bro expect me and Jessie. Or I'll hit you with my paddle. Yes I have a paddle that was given to me |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:36:31): | I wasn't going to say it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:36:55): | I know Pete |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:36:59): | It's more Lori. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:37:18): | She has a sweatshirt that says come at me bro |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:37:30): | That only comes in tank top form |
| Man Spider | (21:37:34): | Whatever bro |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:37:51): | Were we expected to know this |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:37:59): | For the pop quiz |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:38:04): | Yea |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:38:12): | You don't read the minutes do you |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:38:44): | Meetings aren't my thing |
| Man Spider | (21:38:47): | I feel like we've all smoked enough weed to say bro |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:38:51): | It's right after our hopes and dreams and how many pizzas could Brian eat if he smoked |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:39:05): | Brian makes a good point |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:39:11): | I'll allow it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:39:16): | But Cali bro |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:39:31): | Not Frat bro. Frat bro has a hard R |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:39:48): | Like all the best words have the hard R |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:40:18): | Like Review or Ransacked |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:40:41): | How do you know loris shirt is signifying frat bro and not Cali bro? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:40:59): | You ever got into a fight with a stoner ? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:41:04): | I didn't think son |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:41:09): | So |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:41:35): | Cali bros are the oxen of the world. Gentle Hairy and smell bad |
| Man Spider | (21:58:58): | We're all oxen to someone else |
| Man Spider | (21:59:11): | In this so called life |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:59:59): | And Oxi Cotton to someone we love. Have great times but ultimately destroy there word |
| Man Spider | (22:00:33): | That's life |
| Man Spider | (22:00:48): | Oxen to some, Oxys to others |
| Monday, 22 February 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:45:23): | When we going shooting? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:55:06): | Let's pick a weekend in march |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:55:22): | Assuming it isnt like 20 degrees of course |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:06:04): | Aight, let me know. Im gunna go silent for a little bit. Im in a weird place in my life i gotta figure some shit out. I need to find a mountain to climb and find some monks. or just look at life, but im thinking more mountain monks |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:15:05): | no problem, if you need to talk or w/e im around |
| Man Spider | (10:17:58): | Yea ditto that |
| Man Spider | (10:26:50): | Mountain monks are the way to go imo. Buddhism is very cool |
| Man Spider | (21:34:33): | None |
| Tuesday, 23 February 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:10:30): | http://dickshoulders.biz/ |
| Wednesday, 24 February 2016 |
| Man Spider | (22:44:09): | None |
| Thursday, 25 February 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:50:15): | The Republican debate is such a shitshow |
| Friday, 26 February 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:16:03): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXcatFp3REg |
| Man Spider | (09:16:35): | I hope Trump still attached Jeb despite him not running anymore |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:17:12): | Nah. GHW bush was there. Probably would've been a little too far |
| Man Spider | (09:18:18): | Heard Rubio zinged trump good |
| Man Spider | (09:20:08): | Lmao I'm watching Donald tell Cruz "go ahead go ahead don't get nervous" |
| Man Spider | (09:20:24): | "You're the basket case" |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:21:41): | He brought up Trump university, how Trump used illegal immigrants to build something, and how he inherited $200 million. Crowd reacted, but you have to take it with a grain of salt. \n\nTrump is correct in that most of the debates are packed with RNC officials and donors. \n\nPlus, Trump supporters don't give a shit. They're voting Trump because they don't like politicians and he has a big company. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:22:05): | Not much can be said that hasn't already be said to sway someone away from Trump |
| Man Spider | (09:22:55): | I'm glad someone's calling him out about his business failures |
| Man Spider | (09:23:51): | He's still being sued about Trump U actually |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:24:53): | Yeah, but Trump brushed it off as nothing. Said was a civil suit and he pay it off if he wanted to, but isn't out of sheer principle |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:25:16): | https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/how-america-made-donald-trump-unstoppable-20160224 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:25:35): | Lengthy read, but this was a really good piece on the Trump phenomenon |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:26:14): | I've read the author's shit before. Highly recommend reading this. \n\nPretty much days Trump is an 80s WWF guy |
| Man Spider | (09:40:03): | I saw two things, one on Reuters saying based on current polling trump has a 90% of the GOP nomination and another on the NY Post about a professor who has a model that is very accurate at predicting presidential elections that says if Trump has the GOP nomination he Hs a 97% chance of winning |
| Man Spider | (09:40:30): | So get ready for the Trumpire boys |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:41:10): | It's sad that we even have to consider this |
| Man Spider | (09:42:39): | I think I'd rather trump than Rubio and definitely trump over cruz |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:44:52): | A Trump presidency would at least be interesting |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:52:38): | Will a Trump presidency really be any different than any other one |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:52:58): | It's not like he is actually going to build his wall or whatever |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:55:16): | A president can't do much by way of changing laws, but the executive branch has hundreds of agencies at its disposal that can pivot pretty quickly based on a presidents orders |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:56:32): | Honestly, it will just be completely embarrassing for the country to say that a reality TV star became president |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:57:35): | And yeah, you could say that Ronald Reagan was an actor. But he was a failed actor, then became Governor of the largest state, then president. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:57:57): | He was the president of SAG |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:58:29): | Not quite a failure |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:58:59): | Find, wasn't a very good actor |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:59:03): | Fine* |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:59:45): | Although, he acted his way through Alzheimer's. Maybe he's the best actor to have ever lived. |
| Man Spider | (10:01:46): | The trick was jelly beans |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:06:33): | Well, there's still a good chance that the Republicans will have a contested convention, so Trump may not be the nominee in the end |
| Man Spider | (10:09:34): | You can bet on who will become president of the USA in england |
| Man Spider | (10:10:18): | Clinton is 8/11, trump 5/2, Rubio 6/1, sanders 12/1, Bloomberg 40/1 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:11:00): | So money is still on Clinton |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:11:29): | I made a bet with Zach four years ago about 2016. If Hillary runs, she wins |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:11:33): | $100 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:12:01): | I donated $100 to Bernie, so if she wins, I break even |
| Man Spider | (10:12:56): | Hedging your bets |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:12:56): | Lol Bernie cucked you |
| Man Spider | (10:13:11): | Let's make America an alpha again |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:14:30): | Also made a side bet like two months ago. I said for an additional $20, one of the following will launch an independent run: Trump, Bernie, Bush, Clinton |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:15:00): | Probably not as wise a bet |
| Man Spider | (10:20:18): | ISIS is cucking us right now |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:28:25): | But they said they'd treat our women with respect. What could go wrong. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:36:36): | Would you guys be interested in doing some brewery tours tomorrow? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:38:57): | I've been trying not to drink. I know Haley's birthday is this weekend, so Brian is probably a no. |
| Man Spider | (10:39:25): | Yea I'll be in new hope, pa tomorrow a hipster haven apparently |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:41:10): | Ah ok |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:47:56): | What about tonight? Anything going on? |
| Man Spider | (19:42:21): | Trump wants to build a wall, have Mexico pay for it and then hope it's named after him, the trump wall |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:42:59): | And Christie endorsed him |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:57:37): | So it turns out my music teacher all throughout elementary/middle school is a pedophile and was just sentenced to 60 years in prison. Wow |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:58:32): | So he was peeving on you hard |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:58:58): | The crazy part is that we used to joke he was a pedophile all the time in school |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:00:29): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:00:33): | Sweet Peter |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:00:51): | No that's saucy high grade 9 meat there |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:01:19): | Seriously though, that's fucked |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:01:37): | Why didn't he want me though |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:01:55): | Was I not boy enough |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:02:14): | Did you present yourself? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:02:44): | Do you like what I am presenting? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:04:22): | How's it feel knowing that all of your musical talents and abilities are attributable to a pedo. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:07:03): | Nah he didn't teach me much. I learned all my musical skills playing along to songs from my favorite band, lostprophets |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:08:19): | Your really know how to pick 'em |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:26:36): | None |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:27:37): | Damn son |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:27:58): | #Ketolife |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:28:29): | Keto nachos, get your head in the game |
| Saturday, 27 February 2016 |
| Man Spider | (12:18:37): | That was regrettable |
| Man Spider | (16:01:51): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:03:34): | So this is what a hipster sex shop looks like |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:04:07): | Feel the bern |
| Man Spider | (17:04:04): | I'm in new hope pa |
| Man Spider | (17:04:08): | It's like Portland here |
| Man Spider | (17:05:31): | In the bottom of that picture you'll see the Obama presidential sex doll |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:06:48): | Keep Pennsylvania Weird |
| Man Spider | (19:37:16): | Seriously I'd love to live in/ near here or a place like it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:37:40): | Do eeet |
| Man Spider | (19:38:00): | I'm already applying to be the line chef at the local eatery |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:38:36): | Sushi Joe's would be a raving success |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:39:34): | We can serve vegan yogurt wrapped in organic brown rice and locally sourced seaweed |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:15:56): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:26:36): | Please tell me this is real |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:27:04): | I hope so |
| Sunday, 28 February 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:11:07): | Trump on CNN wouldn't disavow his endorsement from the KKK |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:11:40): | He said he knows nothing about them and would have to look into their organization to make an informed decision |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:23:19): | K-k-kool |
| Man Spider | (13:38:21): | Is that nigga serious |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:39:30): | http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/02/28/468455028/trump-wont-condemn-kkk-says-he-knows-nothing-about-white-supremacists |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:42:38): | #BuildThatWall |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:42:59): | Someone should construct a wall around Trump tower |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:43:18): | #BanAllTrumps |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:20:08): | Autocorrect knows I am a pimp |
| Man Spider | (20:39:29): | Chris rocks monologue is great |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:39:49): | Agreed |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:39:59): | Only part of this I'm gonna watch |
| Monday, 29 February 2016 |
| Man Spider | (08:27:26): | I watched more of it. Sarah silvermans part was cringeworthy |
| Man Spider | (09:06:18): | Who wants to study for the gre. I'm like 95% sure I'm going back for a master's degree in CS |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:09:38): | Eventually I do |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:17:02): | Already started |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:43:41): | I already took the GREs. Got into grad school. Then decided not to go. In my field it's not worth it to have a masters when having an Associates was common place until a few years ago |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:49:13): | Was it easy Marc? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:49:27): | How long do I need to study for it when I decide to try |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:50:00): | I just took the general one with out studying. It was simple like the SATs. It wasn't bad. Got a decent score if I recall |
| Man Spider | (09:55:17): | It'd avaliable all year round right? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:56:21): | The general one yes I'm amusing since there was multiple of them in the same month when I took it. But I can't say if you are taking a specialized one like a math |
| Man Spider | (09:58:27): | I didn't actually even know there was specialized GREs |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:59:19): | Yea Glenn had to take a specialized math one to get into his Nuclear Physics program at UNC |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:00:52): | We took ours the same day at Pitt together |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:04:20): | Sounds GREat |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:06:17): | I highly advice against getting a Masters unless you know your field needs it. It's a lot of money and time to put in that often times isn't as valuable as work experience. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:09:33): | That's what I've heard too |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:09:36): | I hear it's more for titles |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:09:56): | so once I am more settled in a field I think I'm going to start studying and enroll in a program |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:00:25): | I don't want to live in a planet where Ace Venture only has a 45 in rotten tomatoes |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:01:10): | The water boy only has a 35 |
| Man Spider | (12:01:58): | Wow |
| Man Spider | (12:02:04): | What's Billy Madison have |
| Man Spider | (12:06:35): | Billy Madison only has a 46 |
| Man Spider | (12:06:48): | This is what is wrong with the world today |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:08:02): | This is why we need Trump. He would never let these American Classics get that low of a rating while these foreign features take all the tomatoes |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:08:18): | What about Bill and Ted? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:08:35): | 79 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:08:53): | The Oscars need to introduce a cult classic category to award movies that age like a fine wine |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:09:13): | And a comedy category |
| Man Spider | (12:09:22): | Trump said he wants to get rid of those bags of preshredded cheese |
| Man Spider | (12:09:28): | He wants to make american grate again |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:09:44): | Lifting jokes Brian. Not cool. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:10:09): | \U0001f44e |
| Man Spider | (12:10:31): | It's a culinary joke you plebian |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:10:38): | Wait bill and Ted has shitty reviews? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:10:40): | Not your own |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:11:37): | Scored better than ace Ventura, Billy Madison and the water boy |
| Man Spider | (12:12:24): | Oh you mean stealing it |
| Man Spider | (12:12:26): | Yea I stole it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:13:10): | You're no better than Trump |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:13:38): | Or Amy Schummer |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:15:21): | How's it feel to be in league with Carlos Mencia |
| Man Spider | (12:15:31): | I'm still better than sarah silverman |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:15:47): | Not aware she stole jokes |
| Man Spider | (12:15:56): | She should |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:15:57): | Sarah Silverman is an important part of any comedy festival |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:16:11): | She gives you a chance to respond to texts and emails and go to the bathroom |
| Man Spider | (12:16:13): | So people know when to pee |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:16:36): | Let the hate flow through your |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:16:36): | Yea but being better then her that's like winning the special. I'd rather not be retarded -source needed |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:16:38): | You* |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:16:39): | You could have an interlude but she keeps the air filled with noise so there isn't a jarring silence |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:17:15): | her biggest threat would be some kind of device that plays music over loudspeakers |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:17:18): | but that technology is years away |
| Man Spider | (12:17:30): | Technology is cyclical |
| Man Spider | (12:17:42): | Tape cassettes are coming back in a big way |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:17:58): | they actually are lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:18:01): | it's becoming a thing for some reason |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:18:15): | I hate hipsters |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:19:09): | i think its people who dont want to go digital but vinyl releases are too expensive |
| Man Spider | (12:19:29): | I know I saw them in new hope lol |
| Man Spider | (12:19:39): | They also just opened up a vinyl shop |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:19:51): | well vinyl still has a place imo |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:20:25): | cassettes are just kind of hipster shit tho |
| Man Spider | (12:21:26): | They also had a photo studio aimed at people and their pets |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:21:34): | lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:21:39): | Listen. I can have over 100,000 songs at my finger tips using a device with more computing power then the Apollo 11 space craft. |
| Man Spider | (12:22:18): | But how can you get that vintage sound or that worry that what your listening to is about to break |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:22:44): | on that classic sony walkman |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:26:46): | Plus I can record over the radio with my cassette player, take that FCC |
| Man Spider | (12:27:33): | Now I can listen to my Jerky Boys whenever I want |
| Man Spider | (20:05:15): | Who wants to try kangaroo |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:06:02): | I'm down |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:06:29): | Some tender joey meet sounds good |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:06:30): | Meat* |
| Man Spider | (20:07:05): | I also have wild boar and elk |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:07:48): | I got some elk too |
| Man Spider | (21:02:31): | Look what I found |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:04:53): | I found a hard copy not too long ago. We recorded a reading, right? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:05:02): | You like butter don't you bill? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:05:35): | Also, wasn't there one with God? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:06:54): | Lol yea where he disproves God based on his own existence being greater than God |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:07:28): | Right. Those were pretty good |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:07:44): | Yea I had so much fun writing and recording this |
| Tuesday, 01 March 2016 |
| Man Spider | (20:23:40): | https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/230d.mp4 apparently a director from brazzers went to 4chan for porn suggestions and then made the following. This is the edited version of just the memes |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:30:50): | That was glorious |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:30:54): | Seriously |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:31:30): | Imagine what will become of the internet during President Trump. I cannot be denied this gloriousness. |
| Man Spider | (20:31:38): | "Here's croutanes from my old country." "Now tane I can get into" |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:32:15): | Did the actors have any idea what was going on? |
| Man Spider | (20:32:34): | No idea |
| Wednesday, 02 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:07:54): | Any presentation where i can put shirtless Asian men and a reference to Edward James Olmso is a great day |
| Man Spider | (14:05:50): | Is this presentation on Battlegay Asianastica? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:06:20): | Nah it's about ad blocking |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:06:36): | What about cock blocking |
| Man Spider | (14:07:40): | What about fat blocking fat burner pills |
| Thursday, 03 March 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:23:52): | https://www.thrillist.com/news/new-york/manhattan-decriminalizes-public-drinking-low-level-offenses?ref=facebook-869 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:23:57): | It is time |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:32:50): | None |
| Man Spider | (16:35:12): | I picked the wrong week to stop drinking outdoors |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:55:53): | Josh quit day one |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:09:31): | where did we get the NGBM business cards |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:09:36): | i need to make another joke one |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:23:55): | Vistaprint |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:24:07): | You can also use Moo |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:24:17): | Moo is better quality |
| Man Spider | (17:26:15): | Or take my old aspiring actuary cares and just write over them, get that trashy vibe going |
| Man Spider | (19:16:38): | http://www.theonion.com/article/report-stating-current-year-still-leading-argument-35288 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:18:24): | None |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:30:59): | I went out with my coworkers and it was 3.50 for a shit. I left 5 for a tip and the girls next to me said oh we don't tip. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:31:05): | The fuck |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:31:47): | People are savages |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:33:51): | Wait, you left a tip larger than the cost of the drink? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:34:54): | The 5 was a to cover the shot |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:34:54): | No I left a dollar 50 |
| Man Spider | (19:36:53): | I was like that once but I realized the errs of my ways |
| Man Spider | (19:37:04): | Normally I just do a dollar a drinks |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:37:20): | Yea and that's why you still owe me money |
| Man Spider | (19:37:28): | This is true |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:37:31): | Cheap bastardized |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:37:34): | No it's not |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:37:42): | You owe us money |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:37:53): | Yea but your a Jew |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:37:57): | Brian has the records to prove this is so |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:37:58): | You think that |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:38:32): | Who's the one hounding who for money? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:38:39): | I have records jet fuel can't melt steel beams |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:38:45): | Doesn't make it true |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:22:24): | Wait let's back up a second |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:22:36): | I thought a dollar a drink was the standard lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:23:02): | 20% |
| Man Spider | (21:24:38): | Nah I just do a dollar. Honestly tipping is kind of bullshit other countries don't do it I just do it out of white guilt. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:25:08): | $1 pretty drink only in NYC. 20% elsewhere |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:25:14): | Per* |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:39:55): | damn |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:39:57): | my whole life is a lie |
| Man Spider | (21:40:14): | Nah I'm with you pete lol |
| Man Spider | (21:40:24): | Also 20% is more than what I do for food typically |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:40:44): | i do 18 - 20 on food depending on the service |
| Man Spider | (21:41:25): | I normally just do 15 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:41:44): | Having worked at a bar, selling way upwards of a hundred dollars in drinks, if I were tipped $1 pretty drink I'd be supremely pissed off. \n\nEspecially because most servers have to tip out bartenders an absurd amount, percentage wise |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:42:00): | Per drink* |
| Man Spider | (21:42:15): | Bitch I'm broke tho |
| Man Spider | (21:42:20): | I live in a trashcan |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:44:24): | damn |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:44:30): | i didnt know $1 was a dick move |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:44:50): | i mean i guess at like a club $1 a drink is fine then |
| Man Spider | (21:44:54): | Mr either |
| Man Spider | (21:44:57): | Me* |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:45:03): | but if you are at good bar then youre paying more huh |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:45:08): | see this is what my dad failed to teach me |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:45:17): | this and where the g spot is |
| Man Spider | (21:45:23): | I feel like I was taught $1 a drink somewhere |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:45:28): | Yeah. Fine in New York or a club where service is compromised and prices are sky high |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:30:42): | heres some dank hilary memes for you guys https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/705598496934633474 |
| Man Spider | (23:33:04): | That's rich coming from her |
| Friday, 04 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:51:41): | Hey, I'm trying to plan a budget to get used to living on my own. What's everyone's monthly spend on everything so I can gauge normal amounts to budget for. |
| Man Spider | (11:52:29): | Depends, for what utility? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:52:43): | Everything |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:52:51): | Even like going out and stuff |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:53:00): | And spurge money |
| Man Spider | (11:53:01): | Also if you get the app Mint made by the people who make turbo tax, it will go through your bank records and tell you you're average spending on every category |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:53:27): | Yea no I'm not letting someone have that info beside me and the bank |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:55:53): | ive heard shit like 15 - 20 percent for rent but that seems silly to me in NJ |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:55:57): | unless you live in like newark |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:56:18): | I heard its like 50% rent |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:56:31): | nah that is too much |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:56:56): | I live large. I need a large house to fit my gainz |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:57:40): | I think I do like 28%ish |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:58:04): | That doesn't really get you much |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:58:19): | it helps to have a roommate |
| Man Spider | (11:58:30): | No way I've heard 35% rent is general max |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:58:34): | I got Christa |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:58:53): | yea that will help a lot |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:59:03): | but if you live in a place like hoboken you can trade off stuff |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:59:12): | like you prob wont need a car |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:59:22): | I will not |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:59:39): | And my travel is just 80 on a monthly path pass |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:59:48): | my brother says people in nyc pay like 50% rent, 25% clothes and 25% going out lol |
| Man Spider | (12:00:25): | Mint would do all this in a second it's by Intuit they do Turbo Tax Quickbooks etc. They're super trustworthy. I use it. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:00:25): | I want 50% gym. 50% house |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:00:38): | 100% RESULTS |
| Man Spider | (12:00:42): | But rule of thumb I have seen is font go above 35% for rent |
| Man Spider | (12:00:47): | Don't* |
| Man Spider | (12:00:52): | Try not to |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:00:58): | Wel it's a mortgage though |
| Man Spider | (12:01:47): | Well put down as big a down payment as you can to get the monthly payment lower |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:02:05): | And what about other stuff. Life style stuff. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:02:11): | Going out |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:02:13): | Food |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:02:18): | Steroids |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:02:24): | Bitches |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:02:28): | hmm |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:02:49): | what i do is use my credit card for any stupid non essential shit |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:03:00): | and try not to go above a certain limit |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:03:27): | I'm trying the cash only route |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:03:32): | although tbh i go out a lot more than i should financially so probably anywhere from 300 - 500 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:03:44): | i did the cash thing when i first moved out but eventually caved in like the cuck i am |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:03:58): | Josh Brian. What are your budgets ? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:04:09): | We all know Josh has impeccable books |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:04:49): | ulimited |
| Man Spider | (12:52:43): | The last 3 months I spent 1100 on food so like 333 a month for food for me or about 80 a week. If I was living on my own I'd cook everything and nix dining minus special occasions |
| Man Spider | (12:52:50): | Foods a really easy place to save imo |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:53:25): | Yea you can live pretty cheaply on food |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:53:51): | Grocery wise I spend like $60 every 2 weeks lol |
| Man Spider | (12:56:25): | I spend 50 a month on gas for my car for my 3 month average. But if you're going to use the path to go into the city you can figure out your cost pretty easily |
| Man Spider | (13:44:25): | None |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:54:52): | You spend 80 dollars a week on food, what are you eating Gold? |
| Man Spider | (14:05:40): | That was including restaurants so on average. |
| Man Spider | (14:05:52): | If I was just doing groceries I'm sure it'd be less |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:09:21): | I can eat my weight in white meat chicken from costco fro 20 bucks |
| Man Spider | (14:11:34): | Yea costco is the way to go |
| Man Spider | (14:11:52): | I have a thing for gourmet ingredients and shit though so I know my food cost is higher than average |
| Man Spider | (14:12:19): | Cooking is a hobby of mine |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:14:11): | I prefer eating |
| Man Spider | (14:16:01): | I prefer watching others eat |
| Man Spider | (14:16:18): | And then living vicariously through them |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:21:21): | You are a sub par cook at best. Your plateing is shit. Your presentation leave everything to be desired and your handle of spice rudimentary at best. |
| Man Spider | (14:21:47): | Anyone can cook, it takes talent to season |
| Man Spider | (14:22:26): | Last fancy thing I really made was filet mignon with a wild mushroom risotto |
| Man Spider | (14:22:35): | It was awesome |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:22:44): | You call that fancy. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:22:49): | I call it Tuesday |
| Man Spider | (14:23:10): | All you want to eat is white chicken meat from costco |
| Man Spider | (14:23:19): | Despite dark meat being obviously better |
| Man Spider | (14:25:00): | Chicken thighs>chicken breasts all day |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:25:30): | WHITE IS RIGHT. TRUMP 2016 |
| Man Spider | (14:53:47): | Trump for president, Trumps dick for vice president |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:57:53): | I think I might vote trump just to say I contributed to the end of the free world. If I vote for Bernie it's just the end of America. |
| Man Spider | (14:58:38): | Oh boy |
| Man Spider | (14:58:44): | The bait is strong |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:58:55): | Bernie aint getting nominated anyway lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:01:39): | Don't count him out. 30% of states have voted. Bernie is running ads in NJ which has its primary in the very last slate of primaries, in June. And Hillary is under an FBI criminal investigation. |
| Man Spider | (15:02:00): | Cali will go bernie fo sho |
| Man Spider | (15:02:14): | Those elitist liberal jews love him |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:02:57): | Not necessarily. At least they're not openly supporting him. Some are. |
| Man Spider | (15:03:30): | \nEstimate now is hell get around 60% of cali though |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:03:41): | O damn. Alright. |
| Man Spider | (15:03:53): | Either I vote bernie for the america I want to live in or Trump for the america I want to die in |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:03:54): | I wouldn't count him out is all I'm saying |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:04:46): | I hope Hillary goes down, and I don't mean on Bill |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:05:05): | None |
| Man Spider | (15:11:59): | Honestly though it would require a miracle |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:15:22): | You're delusional lol |
| Man Spider | (15:16:05): | Bill Clinton was the comeback kid for coming back from 85 delegates down and there were 3 other candidates. Sanders is 200ish down now. The fact that there is only 2 candidates could be bad or good. |
| Man Spider | (15:16:15): | But it's still kind of un-presidented |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:01:15): | we are 4 very different people with very different views on the world and politics. but we are united by the fact we all think a movie about biting dicks off through a hole would be awesome |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:02:44): | What if Bernie Sanders bites the dickd |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:02:57): | bites donald trumps dick |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:05:40): | Bernie is biting the Dick of big business |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:05:48): | but is still a total faggot |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:05:51): | it works |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:05:55): | i still really want to write a movie that will top gory hole |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:06:15): | the Maury Hole |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:06:24): | you are not the dick bitter |
| Man Spider | (16:08:08): | Oh man I have an idea for the Maury hole |
| Man Spider | (16:08:29): | So it's a hole in a bathroom wall, but when people look through it they just see clips of the Maury Povitch show |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:10:28): | bro you gotta look through this hole |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:10:32): | its a good episode! |
| Man Spider | (16:10:50): | You gotta find out if he's the father or not! |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:11:01): | but then, a dick cums in your eye |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:11:08): | its the price you pay |
| Man Spider | (16:12:35): | If you want closure on this ep you gotta pay with your mouth |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:13:29): | Gay for Maury |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:13:58): | if you guys still want to make a troma movie we should get on that before loyd kaufman is dead lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:15:21): | WEEKEND AT LOYD's |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:14:47): | Anything going on later? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:56:06): | I'm coming in from the city |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:56:15): | I have a party to go to tomorrow |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:15:35): | Not around today |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:19:04): | We should all do some shizz soon tho. Maybe trivia next week? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:19:51): | Depends on when I get out of work but I'll try |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:19:56): | Can't do trivia next week |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:20:30): | Fine. I'll just join Katie's team then if your gunna leave us |
| Man Spider | (20:28:15): | Well figure something out |
| Man Spider | (20:28:50): | Also found out there's a shooting range literally 2 miles from my family's PA house. Maybe in the spring we fo a trip up, go hiking, shooting, etc |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:29:31): | I'm cool with murdering you guys and calling it a hunting accident. I mean hiking |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:30:20): | What's the range called? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:30:41): | Uncle bucks guns and shits |
| Man Spider | (20:40:38): | Forget exactly I saw it on my way home the other day |
| Man Spider | (20:40:51): | It's in PA on the road before the community complex though |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:56:58): | I just want to shoot big ass guns |
| Saturday, 05 March 2016 |
| Man Spider | (15:21:29): | I got into like an hour long debate with my mom/haley over god/catholicism. It ended with my mom telling me I'm not allowed to hang out with josh anymore. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:28:58): | How'd I get roped into this? If anything, blame Gary. |
| Man Spider | (15:29:34): | I don't know lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:29:36): | Josh is a Jewish influence on you |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:31:00): | What was at the heart of the argument? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:32:19): | Let's be honest here. We are all terrible human beings in our own ways |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:34:34): | Yup |
| Man Spider | (15:35:18): | Mine was about how it's hard to reconcile god being benevolent and the rageful nature of old testemant god |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:35:29): | Lol who brought that up |
| Man Spider | (15:36:41): | My mom wants me to write 3 questions so she can give them to the priest at St Helenas so he can respond |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:37:27): | Oh yea because St Helena's priests are the reigning authority on theology |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:37:48): | They can't even run bingo night properly |
| Man Spider | (15:38:02): | I want to ask father Anthony how he can be a gay priest |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:38:06): | Who did Cane and able fuck? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:38:53): | if father anthony is not a closeted gay man then all that i have ever learned in this world is a lie |
| Man Spider | (15:39:49): | Oh man one thing was that even bad things have a good intention, so I asked about Lots wife, the woman who looked back at Sodom and Gomorrah and got turned to salt. So my mom starts reading the Bible passage and it ends with Lots daughters getting Lot drunk and fucking him without him remebering so they could keep the family line strong. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:41:06): | The Old Testament has some hardcore shit in it. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:41:12): | yea but catholicism kind of retcons the old testament |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:41:41): | Jesus pretty much when. Yea fuck that noise. Just be nice |
| Man Spider | (15:42:54): | Yea old testemant god was metal as fuck |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:43:01): | Why do I have nipples? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:43:11): | As they only person of the four of us to believe in God. Even I don't believe 99% of what's in the bible |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:44:02): | It's more like a really weird revaluation of things with a loose moral code. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:44:37): | But God wrote the Bible. How could he have possible fucked up? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:44:51): | God didn't write the bible |
| Man Spider | (15:44:56): | No, people who had divine inspiration wrote it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:45:04): | Man did |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:45:04): | With such loosely written verbiage so as to be so highly misinterpreted |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:45:20): | The Quran was written by Allah |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:45:24): | But he trusted men to write it |
| Man Spider | (15:45:27): | It's reads like it was written by a 3rd grader sometimes |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:45:31): | And they fucked up |
| Man Spider | (15:45:33): | So I doubt it was god |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:45:53): | I don't know if God trusted human or just didn't have an other options |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:46:00): | What were cats gunna do it ? |
| Man Spider | (15:46:12): | I award marc 1 argument point |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:46:28): | Thank you. I will treasure it always |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:46:30): | Other options? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:46:47): | How could God not have other options |
| Man Spider | (15:47:00): | What were his other options to write it besides man |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:47:16): | Poof it into existence |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:47:20): | He's God |
| Man Spider | (15:50:34): | Hmm |
| Man Spider | (15:50:40): | I take back Marcs argument point |
| Man Spider | (15:50:59): | Josh 0 marc 0 |
| Man Spider | (15:51:20): | The atheist jew versus America's Christian sweetheart |
| Man Spider | (15:51:23): | Who will win |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:54:03): | Let's just be honest, people en masse believe that there's a God because they want heaven to be real. It's a pleasant idea compared against the truth that when we die, that's it. \n\nIn the face of absolutely no evidence, people have faith that God exists because reality kinda sucks |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:54:52): | Irregardless of all this Bible nonsense |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:55:49): | Let's be honest here. Everyone is entitled to there own interpretation of this crazy messed up world. Some believe in religion some do not. It's how we cope with our short time on this earth |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:56:11): | Whether God is real or not. I am entitled to my view |
| Man Spider | (16:22:20): | You guys are both wrong hail satan |
| Sunday, 06 March 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:33:57): | None |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:34:50): | Ehh 6/10 wouldn't tell again |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:03:36): | Would have been better if you said retards instead of mentally challenged |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:03:47): | Never go half offensive |
| Monday, 07 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (05:30:38): | I have started pooping to the soundtracks of classic musicals. I recommend pooping to the phantom of the opera. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:26:11): | I prefer grunting to the oldies |
| Tuesday, 08 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:53:05): | It's international women's day. So you know. Don't make hem feel special |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:30:25): | Make sure to take your daily dose of red pills fellas |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:35:34): | I'll get my fedora |
| Man Spider | (13:37:29): | You beta bux cucks will get embarrassed by Chad thundercock anyway when he bangs your Stacy. Always remember, alpha fux, beta bux. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:40:54): | Fuck that, I'm going... My own way |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:43:32): | Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:45:29): | The world needs more Bill Clinton lifting tank tops. |
| Man Spider | (14:55:14): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:57:25): | I'm most disgusted by all of the shit in your notification bar. |
| Man Spider | (14:58:36): | I like to let my voice mail fill up. If it's important they'll call again |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:59:40): | I'm the opposite. If it's important they will leave a voicemail |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:25:04): | You really gotta clear those notifications |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:25:15): | And Rene needs an intervention |
| Man Spider | (15:26:12): | Lol my phone has a notification just telling me what keyboard I'm using. It will never be completely empty. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:26:43): | Well you make it completely empty damn it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:27:35): | dont give me that shit |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:27:44): | you got like two different google things, voicemail, bluetooth |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:27:51): | you're just as guilty as rene is guilty |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:29:05): | you really polanced it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:29:41): | There is another o Pete |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:29:59): | he gets that o when he earns it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:34:04): | https://twitter.com/RPolancoComedy/status/705913081055080448 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:34:16): | you know nothing about jedi |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:40:13): | Jedis dont even blend |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:40:22): | what star wars is he watching |
| Man Spider | (15:41:31): | I feel like this was just cutoff |
| Man Spider | (15:41:39): | What's after that ... |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:42:56): | no there is a period |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:43:09): | Click the card Brian. You big dumb jackass. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:43:27): | Josh is getting salty |
| Man Spider | (15:43:33): | Oh woops |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:43:40): | like some type of salt |
| Man Spider | (15:43:41): | Last time I help you with you're gre math josh |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:44:23): | \ufffd |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:44:34): | hey hey, stop being mean, niether of you deserve a masters degree |
| Man Spider | (15:45:03): | I'm going the autodidact route |
| Man Spider | (15:45:12): | Edx and coursera all the way |
| Man Spider | (15:51:40): | You know if a bachelor's degree is what a high school degree was 40 years ago, then in a way all we are is high school graduates |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:52:48): | Man were high school parties fun. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:52:59): | Not like in the 70s |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:53:56): | I was at this high school party once. There was a stripper. She brought a power drill topped with a dildo. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:54:44): | Turns out it was actually just a really gay repairman |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:51:51): | Tim the Tool Man GAYlor |
| Wednesday, 09 March 2016 |
| Man Spider | (18:05:33): | Josh, marc, where do you get your hair cut in edison |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:07:32): | Right next to sunny side deli. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:07:38): | Cindy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:07:48): | All tattooed up |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:08:47): | I go to Park Ave right by Rita's. Ask for Phi |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:09:15): | He Vietnamese? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:09:21): | And jacked? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:09:26): | With tattoos? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:09:40): | Yea. His family owned the restaurant you went to |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:10:12): | Thought so. Good guy. Didn't know he cuts hair. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:10:28): | Last time I saw him he tried to sell me shrooms. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:11:41): | So Brian pick him |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:12:24): | Shrooms and a haircut eh |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:12:39): | He's real good too |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:12:49): | Haircut on shrooms, meh |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:13:04): | Shrooms on Hiarcuts |
| Man Spider | (18:13:11): | Dave Chapelle has a good bit on getting a haircut on shrooms |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:13:22): | For real? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:13:34): | Yea |
| Man Spider | (18:15:38): | Yea it's great |
| Man Spider | (18:34:31): | None |
| Man Spider | (18:37:32): | https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DDxJV7Oq99RY&ved=0ahUKEwjgjt-j4rTLAhWGpR4KHYOoBFkQyCkIHTAA&usg=AFQjCNEee5W7TzXbBDyuDZi-YW9PfhKsGA&sig2=GHZWzY6DKkeuQZ6hdpOPDQ |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:06:40): | I don't get it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:07:11): | Wut |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:07:24): | The fallout one |
| Man Spider | (19:08:25): | I just think it's funny lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:00:11): | Your an idiot |
| Man Spider | (20:01:03): | You're* \ufffd |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:04:38): | Sorry marc he got you there |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:05:13): | Time to commit Jewicide |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:43:26): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/when-boy-colostomy-bag-said-he-was-sad-there-were--4054?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:09:00): | Saw this on reddit |
| Man Spider | (21:13:28): | I think I'd just kill myself instead of going downstairs |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:14:02): | I'd start a new life |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:14:14): | Dig my way out of the house |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:18:27): | I'm going to buy all of you waifus. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:19:13): | I feel like it worse if you have to say "why is there a naked anime chick on a pillow"\n"It was a gift" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:19:38): | I already have a waifu and I don't want to dishonor her |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:19:54): | You dishonor your family Pete. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:20:06): | You are pretty much a Bethsda game at this point |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:20:42): | If you don't get the joke. Dishonored is a Bethsida game |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:29:07): | You really ran that joke into Oblivion |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:30:17): | I'll have to deal with the Fallout |
| Thursday, 10 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:02:29): | The clan names are the best part |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:04:38): | I regret not joining a racist team |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:04:56): | Let me see is I can Chang the name |
| Man Spider | (09:09:52): | Brainstorm time |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:10:01): | I can't change the name |
| Man Spider | (09:10:09): | Dame |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:10:10): | But I can change the description |
| Man Spider | (09:16:10): | "If you can't quote rush hour 2, I don't want to know you" |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:30:28): | Everyday Marc hates what Donald trump says and doesn't like his Policys. Train Marc with all the people at metro park. He is ready to build a wall to stop all brown people |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:54:03): | If an ocean eont stop these Indian people why would a wall lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:59:04): | He will\nFind away |
| Friday, 11 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:50:42): | I saw Rene on the train |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:24:04): | Did you get his autograph |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:28:14): | Nah. I had him sign my dick |
| Man Spider | (13:38:32): | You should have told him how small of a fan you are |
| Man Spider | (16:18:04): | You should carpool with Rene to NY when transit inevitably strikes, give him some pointers |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:45:42): | Or you know do the humane thing and get him to quit |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:47:04): | We are going to have to put you down Rene |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:49:16): | It's not you. It's your terrible jokes |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:49:20): | So it is you |
| Man Spider | (16:50:56): | Cmon, let's go behind the stress factory I gotta show you something. Stair at those rutgers buses Rene, beautiful aren't they? \ufffd |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:52:08): | Also Rene would couldn't get a gun so we will have to kill you with this wiggle ball bat |
| Saturday, 12 March 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:50:02): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmcnJyOyu34 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:34:31): | Williamsburg is amazing |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:35:44): | Virginia ? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:45:06): | Nah Brooklyn. There are a million stores here and nothing there is practical, every girl has neon hair, nobody is under 30 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:45:17): | It doesn't seem like a real place |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:59:44): | Hipsters aren't real people |
| Man Spider | (20:08:07): | That sounds like new hope too |
| Man Spider | (20:09:49): | There was a pet photo studio and a store dedicated to just hot sauces that's been on business 20+ years |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:11:35): | I hate this America |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:27:38): | There's a store that just sells vhs tapes and defunct trading cards. Idk how it generates income |
| Man Spider | (20:32:15): | I love that America |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:38:11): | Lots of parents paying their kids rent here. I bet |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:38:35): | And have liberal arts degrees |
| Tuesday, 15 March 2016 |
| Man Spider | (19:59:20): | My mom has entered the virtual world |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:03:27): | I long for the day when I can sit on my couch and make Being John Malkovich a reality |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:05:09): | Can you put porn on that thing is the real question |
| Man Spider | (20:05:32): | Just have to steal it and find out |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:07:02): | Have you guys seriously never heard of VR porn? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:07:16): | I'm not even kidding |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:07:21): | It's totally a thing |
| Man Spider | (20:07:53): | No I know I'm just not gonna use my mom's vr to jerk off |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:08:27): | I just figured it was Steve's |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:08:57): | I assume Steve will steal it in a matter of days |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:11:01): | Little Marco don't have a job no more |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:22:19): | Who Marco |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:22:59): | Lil' |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:23:14): | Ohhhh |
| Man Spider | (20:58:39): | Lil tiny young marco rubio |
| Man Spider | (20:58:52): | Not so big and tough and old now are ya |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:14:06): | http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/03/15/470554245/a-b-side-with-your-bacon-waffle-house-has-its-own-music-label?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20160315 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:14:30): | I think the Next Gen Biz Men need to become a boy band |
| Man Spider | (22:25:53): | We should be the Moe Szyslak experience featuring Homer |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:40:26): | Flaming Homers |
| Wednesday, 16 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:47:30): | I only have flaming Homos |
| Thursday, 17 March 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:11:37): | Can't wait to celebrate my Irish heritage |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:14:16): | I'm actually eligible for Irish citizenship, so this Jew is the most Irish out of the group |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:15:15): | I think I am eligible for English citizen ship |
| Man Spider | (16:20:06): | Steve says we're eligible for German citizenship so I'm probably not eligible for German citizenship |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:38:00): | I got free train beer |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:38:27): | Did you steal it from a passed out man |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:38:55): | No he gave it to me |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:39:56): | That's a true bto |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:39:58): | Bro |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:40:51): | Swag swag |
| Man Spider | (20:47:26): | I thought there was no alcohol on nj mass transit today lol |
| Man Spider | (20:47:36): | You broke the law and I'm going to report it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:50:42): | I do what I want. It's the bro code |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:51:04): | Once you go frat. You can break all the rules |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:51:46): | Also no alcohol on NJ transit is like saying no jerking off in the work bathroom. Bs rule that nobody follows |
| Man Spider | (20:55:18): | Yea today was specifically supposed to be none though. YEAH RIGHT |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:55:54): | YEAH right 420 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:56:16): | Blaze it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:32:13): | I might win best and worst co worker. It my coworker birthday. I convince him to put in in her butt |
| Man Spider | (21:33:34): | Is she also a coworker? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:33:42): | No |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:33:48): | That's the best part |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:42:21): | Get him to pee on her next |
| Man Spider | (21:43:42): | So how are you the worst coworker then thougg |
| Man Spider | (21:43:48): | Though |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:44:16): | Because then she gets to return the favor |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:44:22): | Ya pegged him |
| Man Spider | (21:44:29): | Oh pegging huh |
| Man Spider | (21:44:45): | Ya just got pegged |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:18:28): | Gas pump |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:18:34): | You piss in her ass |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:30:32): | You have to be hard enough to stick it in her ass but soft enough to pee. It's an art |
| Man Spider | (22:31:46): | Ok then |
| Man Spider | (22:32:11): | On another note everyone buy PSEC stock on the real |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:32:24): | In the words of Colonel Sander |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:32:36): | I'm to drunk to taste this chicken |
| Man Spider | (22:32:45): | I just convinced my dad to and if I could convince him that should convince you |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:33:21): | Listen. I'm not for dad. I would be deeply ashamed of I was |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:33:37): | Because I invented time travel |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:33:50): | And didn't do anything with it but Sire you |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:34:20): | What's PSEC |
| Man Spider | (22:35:29): | Great question Petra |
| Man Spider | (22:36:24): | It's a stock on the rise with an amazing dividend, high inside buying (aka part of smart money) and high outsider buying. Very bullish. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:36:48): | Bullish? More like BULLSHIT |
| Man Spider | (22:36:52): | Smart money is when you see what the people who watch stocks all day are doing |
| Man Spider | (22:37:03): | Lol ok don't get a return NERD |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:37:20): | my money is all tied up in the beanie baby market at the moment |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:42:29): | That's gunna pay off any day now Pete |
| Friday, 18 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:02:08): | Never forget Pete is more famous then all of us |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:07:23): | Brian looks so cute in that picture |
| Man Spider | (12:10:17): | He really captured my lack of neck and shoulders |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:12:26): | should get this framed |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:54:38): | i typed in mouse pad in amazon |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:54:50): | and am disgusted by the internet |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:04:21): | I'm so proud of this picture |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:18:12): | Seriously get it framed |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:42:22): | It is my greatest accomplishment and will live on past my death |
| Man Spider | (18:48:37): | Man that's what I need |
| Man Spider | (18:48:39): | A legacy |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:56:24): | Just had a quality Xbox live moment |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:56:34): | Two guys were on my team and they were chatting |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:56:41): | One guy says he's from Chicago |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:56:57): | Other guy says oh I know someone from there, do you know Christian? |
| Saturday, 19 March 2016 |
| Man Spider | (09:23:41): | Last night I'm at the hospital with haley, her brother, her sister and gokusnake visiting haleys dad. Nurse finally walks in |
| Man Spider | (09:23:52): | Nurse "does anyone have any questions?" |
| Man Spider | (09:24:26): | Gokusnake "yea what's the square root of 478,294? What she said any questions! That's not my fault" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:44:51): | Is he aware that he is the worst human being of all time? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:46:59): | That's the answer |
| Man Spider | (10:00:32): | No he thinks he's just more real than anyone else |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:10:10): | He thinks he is nonconformist like every nonconformist |
| Man Spider | (12:45:38): | Ya hit the nail on the head |
| Sunday, 20 March 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:57:04): | You guys watching daredevil season 2? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:06:40): | I haven't finished season 1 yet |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:08:16): | It's good. Shane as the punisher is pretty damn entertaining. Violent as all hell, especially for marvel. Fucking ruthless |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:19:26): | I'm going to try and power through season 1 ASAP. I really love the punisher |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:52:04): | Season 1 was origin which I think makes season 2 more enjoyable. More action packed than the previous season |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:52:52): | I definitely like season 1, it just gets bogged down with origin story stuff which I feel is played out in 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:56:34): | Yeah but it's tied into the marvel movies to an extent so that necessitates the origin story. They all get one |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:00:41): | What I will never understand is why Peter Parker is always in highschool. He graduated college, and has a wife and a daughter in a majority of his timeline |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:01:18): | Well the amazing spider man. I never read ultimate spider man or Spider-Man 2995 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:08:01): | I can't stand that they're doing another spiderman reboot |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:13:08): | Just gunna leave that here |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:17:03): | Teach me your ways |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:25:46): | Brian please give to GokuSnake and say it's from JOHN CENA |
| Monday, 21 March 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:48:19): | http://www.theguardian.com/money/commentisfree/2016/mar/21/fear-cashless-world-contactless |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:48:27): | I warned you |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:49:29): | I'll get the Tinfoil for the hats |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:49:33): | I warned you. I warned you all. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:50:02): | I warned you |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:45:09): | Venmo-money, venmo-problems |
| Man Spider | (14:47:47): | Completely disagree with the article. A company using cash is an auditor dream because unless the person keeps perfect records, they can't prove it and are liable to it. I barely use cash as is, any business should use a card or electronic transfer for the sake of record keeping. Cash is only used for drugs and strippers now |
| Man Spider | (14:59:28): | I get the poor angle and the negative interest rate angle but if all your doing is putting your money into a safe like Japan you're still losing money every year due to inflation so that's not much better |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:00:07): | All I was saying is that Venmo is killing homeless people |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:04:11): | not to sound like Gwyneth Paltrow or something but why do poor people always cash their paychecks? like why not put their money into a bank |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:04:55): | I don't get why poor people cant participate, regardless of their income. you could get a 0 interest checking acct easy |
| Man Spider | (15:05:45): | Well food deserts are a thing in poor communities where you won't have any type of grocery store nearby just small Bodega type stores that only sell food for cash at an inflated rate |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:06:18): | tbh i see this in union sometimes though |
| Man Spider | (15:06:20): | A lot of these places also charge extra to use credit cards. That is illegal but largely unchecked |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:06:30): | like i'll be at stop and shop and there is a woman probably from irvington |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:06:37): | and she's paying for groceries with hundred dollar bills |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:06:50): | i see this a lot actually |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:07:04): | Also, lots of checking accounts require minimum balances, like $100. You get hit with charges if the minimum is not maintained |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:07:15): | oh true, didnt think of the minimum balance |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:07:27): | i have a $500 minimum in my account i think |
| Man Spider | (15:07:28): | Well my example obviously doesn't cover everyone. But Google food deserts they're very real. That too. Also I think some poor people have a mistrust of thr system and that includes banks |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:07:48): | yea ive heard of them in inner cities |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:07:57): | but irvington isnt a food desert for example |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:08:03): | but every corner theres a check cashing place |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:08:12): | next to like a payday loan place |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:08:15): | and bail bonds lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:08:47): | Poor people are the worst type of people |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:08:55): | Almost as bad a children |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:10:26): | what about poor children? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:10:31): | cant even afford fucking hot wheels cars |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:10:50): | no wonder i called them all gay nerds in middle school |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:13:48): | The South Bronx has only one bank per 20,000 residents. In Manhattan, one bank serves every 3,000 residents. More than half of the residents of Bronx Community Board 1, which includes Mott Haven, have no bank account. Almost three-quarters of Bronx residents have no discretionary income, which often provides the impetus for establishing savings and other commercial bank accounts. |
| Man Spider | (15:13:50): | Yea there's lots of check cashing places that often charge a fee. Look how many real banks are in the area. |
| Man Spider | (15:14:29): | Yea real banks are far and few between in poorer areas compared to mid/upper income areas. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:15:03): | i still dont get what the benefit is though |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:15:12): | like theres no demand for a bank |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:16:56): | https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/3cr58n/eli5_why_do_some_people_cash_their_paychecks/ |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:17:00): | theres my answer |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:17:31): | Previously, with a large middle class, it was imperative to save for retirement, but that ship has sailed since wages have stagnated, not matching inflation |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:20:40): | Also, I went to deposit a check at the TD on stelton in Piscataway. There was a line like 12 Mexicans deep all waiting to cash their checks. I would assume they were undocumented. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:21:15): | wouldn't surpries me |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:21:42): | next question, what's the deal with people who wear their watches backwards? like with the watch face on the inside of the wrist |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:22:14): | It was in use for the military so you could shoot and see the time |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:22:20): | And people liked it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:22:29): | Or on their right arm with the dial facing the wrist |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:22:29): | I just made that up |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:22:46): | "gotta kill this guy but my show is on in 5 minutes!" |
| Man Spider | (15:23:53): | Oh this reminds me |
| Man Spider | (15:25:02): | First night I went to the hospital with haley, gokusnake was there. First words out of his mouth "woah he's wearing a watch!" Cori-"he always wears a watch" gokusnake "yea I just haven't seen anyone wear a watch in a long time" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:25:29): | lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:25:41): | its adorable watching him interact with the world |
| Man Spider | (15:26:38): | Also another morning were at haleys dad's house getting ready to go to the hospital |
| Man Spider | (15:27:06): | Cori was eating a bacon egg and cheese "this is disappointing" |
| Man Spider | (15:27:40): | Gokusnake "I could have told you that the instant we walked in I looked in the back and saw a bunch of Mexicans handling the bacon" |
| Man Spider | (15:28:24): | Then he complains of being hungry so haley chimed in - "there's this other deli down the street that's run by white people"\nGokusnake "nah I don't care" |
| Man Spider | (15:28:33): | Then he was bragging about his knowledge of local delis |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:28:33): | lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:28:47): | I wonder his thoughts on Canadian bacon |
| Man Spider | (15:28:49): | He's an enigma |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:28:57): | hes going to be a great dad |
| Man Spider | (15:29:01): | Lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:29:14): | First child named Gohan |
| Man Spider | (15:29:15): | Evan asked if he was naming his done VegetaCobra |
| Man Spider | (15:29:19): | Son* |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:30:04): | im sure he said yes |
| Tuesday, 22 March 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (04:31:21): | Terrorist attacks in Belgium. Airport and metro stations. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (05:18:09): | President Trump isn't going to take this lightly |
| Man Spider | (07:15:26): | Damn and my computer mentor who's traveling in Europe near Bruges didn't show up to our meeting today. Wonder if he was at or near the airport. This shit is crazy. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:16:15): | Can you like email home or something to see if he is okay |
| Man Spider | (07:17:38): | Yea going to. Might be a while before his response since he apparently can't get on his laptop now to meet with me. |
| Man Spider | (07:18:42): | I've heard in psych classes/psych articles some of the motivation for men specifically to become terrorist is sexual frustration and lack of sexual contact. I think we literally need an army of hookers. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:20:00): | Where did you take your Pysch class tumblr ? |
| Man Spider | (07:21:35): | Of course not |
| Man Spider | (07:21:39): | Psychologytoday.com |
| Man Spider | (07:22:00): | The most trusted name in pseudo psych news |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:15:48): | you'd think a sexually frustrated dude would become a rapist or something not a terrorist |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:16:02): | or at the very least become an erotic online roleplayer |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:16:08): | which is similar to a terrorist |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:46:28): | I joined ISIS to crush Puss |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:17:19): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/luckiest-man-ever-guy-goes-computer-all-day-job-3000?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:08:41): | moment of silence please http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/03/22/rob-ford-former-toronto-mayor-dead-after-battle-with-cancer.html |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:10:54): | The Trump of Canada |
| Man Spider | (12:11:36): | I'm actually kind of sad |
| Man Spider | (12:11:40): | I liked his antics |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:49:17): | are you guys doing anything on friday? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:50:06): | also, jessie is moving around may 1st and she wanted me to ask you guys if you could potentially help her out (in case her family isnt around), she'd supply food and beer and she says its a great way to stay in shape without ever stepping foot in a gym |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:50:36): | I should be free for both |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:51:36): | I'm free both. But not the weekend of the 7th. I have a wedding to go to |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:52:08): | I too must attend a wedding may 20th. 520 bro! |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:52:10): | Brian and Josh don't have to come. And neither do you Pete. Nor Jessie to move |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:52:21): | Don't runt a truck |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:52:25): | I'll carry it all |
| Man Spider | (12:53:20): | I'll be around the 1st, not the 7th due to loris birthday. And for this don't think I'm doing anything |
| Man Spider | (12:53:31): | Depending how much it is I do have the work truck |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:53:47): | its not much at all |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:53:50): | biggest thing is her bed |
| Man Spider | (12:56:59): | Well if it could fit into the 350 you could save yourself renting a truck. I've used it to move haley before it has a decent amount of space in the back |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:57:26): | honestly that might do the trick then |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:58:33): | i helped her move from south orange to west caldwell a little while ago and it wasnt bad at all, except for the couch that she isnt taking with her now |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:05:19): | You faggots wanna meet me in the city Friday? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:06:25): | whats going on there on friday |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:06:39): | i have a subway card with like $5 on it still |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:06:54): | Nothing it's just the city and fun |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:07:04): | Plus I'm already in it |
| Man Spider | (13:09:58): | Only reason I would say I might not be able to is haleys dad should be getting out of the hospital Friday. But if he's released earlier or later should be cool. I'll know closer to friday |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:10:31): | aight no probs |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:10:35): | and i'd go to nyc |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:11:00): | or whatever, i dont care. it's just that it's good friday and i don't want to be alone when my lord is dead :( |
| Man Spider | (13:11:03): | I would go to but obviously haleys dad > nyc |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:12:29): | yessir |
| Man Spider | (13:13:16): | Fuck good Friday I'm eating steak |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:08:35): | I can't wait for Brian to be related to GokuSnake |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:09:40): | TrunksSon on the way |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:09:57): | Wait really |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:10:02): | I thought you were messing around |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:11:05): | Now I'm confused |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:11:19): | Is GokuSnake procreating |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:11:42): | I was saying that Brian is |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:11:56): | Ohhhh |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:12:17): | Nah Brian's PickloSalamder |
| Man Spider | (19:32:36): | Yes gokusnake really has a son on the way |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:32:53): | Juicy |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:33:38): | I feel so bad for that kid |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:34:09): | When do you think he will go to the first gathering of the jugglos? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:34:38): | You think he will rebel as a teenager by wearing polls and kakhid. And applying to colleges |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:56:37): | Son what are you doing learning fifth grade math? You should be playing clash of clans |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:24:54): | I hate when the Dandy Lions come\nOut in spring |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:25:00): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:53:39): | \ufffd |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:53:42): | \ufffd |
| Wednesday, 23 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:27:48): | I'm looking at an apartment that's address is 420 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:32:51): | None |
| Man Spider | (18:38:02): | Ask the realtor how green the apartment complex is then give her a wink |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:38:42): | Are you actually buying an apartment? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:40:10): | Yea |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:40:50): | Congrats, in hoboken? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:40:58): | Yeah |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:41:07): | We might look at it this weekend |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:41:10): | Awww yea |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:41:13): | It's in our budget |
| Man Spider | (18:41:15): | Nice |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:41:24): | What street? |
| Man Spider | (18:41:31): | Diversifying your portfolio smart |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:41:38): | Monroe |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:41:57): | Bitch. I lived at 403 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:42:05): | Monroe |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:42:08): | OHHHHH SHIT |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:42:22): | Picking up where you left off |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:42:24): | Hoboken Bros for life |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:42:39): | It's in the shitty part |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:42:49): | Is it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:43:18): | Yup. It's not shitty itself, but it's right next to all the bodegas and stuff |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:43:34): | Ohhh |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:43:40): | Which you don't have on Washington and the bars and what not |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:43:44): | I'll clean up the streets |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:43:58): | With my 9 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:44:20): | There's some real nice places but they're not necessarily prime realty |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:44:49): | If the inside is cool that's what matters to me |
| Man Spider | (18:44:50): | Give hoboken a cleanse. Not the city. The population. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:45:08): | I'm gunna be puking in the streets so it can't be too nice |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:45:38): | You buying an entire building or just an apartment inside of an adjustment building? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:46:04): | Right meow appt |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:46:05): | Apartment building* |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:46:10): | Gotcha |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:46:36): | If a building came up. And my dad wanted to retire we would go building |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:46:37): | There's some real nice looking apartment buildings next to the shoprite |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:47:33): | Also on willow. My friend has one of the ground level ones across from the school. Real nice inside. But small |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:48:17): | Just how I like my women |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:48:20): | I mean men |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:48:24): | I mean women |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:48:37): | I mean tranies. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:51:15): | I've got the perfect housewarming gift for you |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:51:23): | Also you're getting a two bedroom right |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:51:36): | Yea |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:53:57): | Bunk beds in one room. Shrine in the second |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:01:06): | I like where this is going |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:02:00): | Start collecting your co-workers' hair, Marc. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:03:17): | I'll try |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:04:13): | Try? Wimp |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:32:17): | I got free awesome ramen and saw the Portlamdua finale early today at work |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:00:56): | thats nothing, i get to eat ramen for dinner every night out of a coffee mug |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:32:47): | The IFC guy reminded me of Pagan Min |
| Thursday, 24 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:42:32): | Saw a car accident while waiting for the train. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:44:05): | did he think he could just drive on the train tracks |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:45:06): | No an Indian dude hit a white guy who was stopped at the light |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:45:42): | did the indian guy take off lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:45:49): | By the off ramp of the GSP |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:45:51): | He tried |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:46:00): | But the white guy blocked traffic |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:46:01): | lol i figured |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:47:58): | I don't know how India works. But honestly if it's like what some of them act like. I can see why Britian was like yea you can just be your own thing now |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:48:13): | Beside the whole civil unrest |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:53:21): | Maybe I just hate train people |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:53:26): | That seems more likely. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:53:39): | Yea if they were any other race I would feel the same way |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:53:44): | I retract my state |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:53:51): | I hate people at metro park |
| Man Spider | (07:56:46): | You just hate jersey drivers as does the rest of america lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:57:32): | We doing anything Friday? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:57:33): | my dad was hit by an indian guy once who just took off after, and my dad had to end up following the guy to his house and threaten to get the police involved lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:57:36): | sure |
| Man Spider | (07:58:01): | I'm 50/50 |
| Man Spider | (07:58:09): | What did the guy do |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:58:13): | I would have just threatened him |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:58:20): | Murder |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:58:55): | hit my dads side mirror off, stopped for a sec and then bolted apaprently |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:59:16): | tbh a lot of indian people dont even have drivers licenses |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:00:25): | So we are agreed. We are voting for trump |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:00:58): | there comes a time in every mans life when he knows he is ready to build that wall and make america great again |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:01:45): | Not that there is a good time for a terriost attack. But with the race and Belgium. I think trumps gunna get a huge boost |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:01:57): | Like it happened at a bad time |
| Man Spider | (08:03:04): | Muslims should have a temporary ban on entering our country! -you're intolerant! Then this happens and he and his supporters will feel like they are correct. |
| Man Spider | (08:03:36): | Idk how many supporters hell gain but he definitely won't lose any like I've seen suggested imo |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:04:39): | Joe Rogan actually had a really funny idea about why trump is running. He says he spews all this hate. And then when and if he wins. He goes. Listen. This system is broken and we all needed to address it. If I can say what I said and be elected we need to take a good heard look at ourselves. I will be stepping down as president and give it to my vp. America we need to be great again |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:04:56): | do you really think the guy has that level of self awareness tho |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:05:13): | I man can dream |
| Man Spider | (08:05:46): | He was a huge liberal till 2008 also |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:06:10): | So maybe it's his plan |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:06:24): | Donald Trump. The hero we need |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:08:11): | nah just get ready for president clinton |
| Man Spider | (08:09:15): | If the RNC doesn't nominate trump using back channel shit and then trump still runs then fuck it I'm gonna vote bernie if he's on or off the ballot. |
| Man Spider | (08:09:41): | I do want to see a trump hillary debate where he calls her an ugly pig |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:09:50): | and she says |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:09:51): | 911 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:09:53): | women |
| Man Spider | (08:09:58): | Trump has 911 too |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:10:00): | and winks at the ceo of goldman sachs |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:10:21): | yea but trump wasnt a woman during 911 |
| Man Spider | (08:10:22): | I'm a less commie version of that old jew! Another wink at the ceo |
| Man Spider | (08:10:27): | That's very true |
| Man Spider | (08:10:47): | He's just been with women a lot of great women, the best. He only knows the best women. |
| Man Spider | (08:11:11): | I love the way trump says a lot without saying anything it's pretty impressive |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:12:33): | he hasnt made a single legitmate point the whole election |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:12:37): | just repeats two talking points |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:12:59): | america is a laughingstock! we have to make it great again! etc |
| Man Spider | (08:14:41): | Not true he has some very big concrete points |
| Man Spider | (08:14:48): | In the form of a wall that Mexico will pay for |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:15:33): | eh wake me up when the election is over lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:17:29): | For Holy Thursday |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:18:13): | cant wait for good friday and GREAT saturday |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:18:39): | saturday is the only day catholics can freely masturbate without crushing guilt |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:18:54): | gods son is dead and he has bigger fish to fry |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:19:00): | Since Jesus is dead |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:19:21): | god: look marc i really just cant be bothered with this shit right now |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:19:55): | if i knew i could resurrect from the dead id just be killing myself as a joke |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:19:59): | Fine. I'll get my gains the old fashion way |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:20:08): | Riofs |
| Man Spider | (08:20:54): | You wake up. It's 2019 otherwise known as 3 AT, After Trump. You go out of your apartment yo you're all white apartment complex and grab the newspaper. ISIS has admitted defeat, the stock market is at all time high, the free market was finally allowed to solve America's health care issues and trump has fired Putin. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:21:41): | who knew that the solution to healthcare was to empower corporations |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:22:03): | turns out healthcare is so expensive because aetna doesnt have enough money |
| Man Spider | (08:22:44): | The free market will global warming, if that even exists |
| Man Spider | (08:22:53): | Solve* |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:23:11): | global warming is real? YEAH RIGHT |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:23:12): | The planet gets chill from all the cool cats partying |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:24:11): | how the fuck can you possibly insinuate that dumping 40 billion tons of carbon into the atmosphere can have any impact on the environment whatsoever? use your head ya dummies |
| Man Spider | (08:24:51): | It just goes into the atmosphere where it turns into stars |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:41:18): | Cruz called Trump a "sniveling coward" |
| Friday, 25 March 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:01:52): | http://www.theonion.com/article/man-on-internet-almost-falls-into-world-of-diy-mus-17013 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:03:01): | we doing anything tonight |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:23:44): | I'm free |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:39:46): | Yea but what about your butthole |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:45:58): | as tender as ever |
| Man Spider | (12:53:01): | What are you guys thinking about doing tonight |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:53:47): | im down for whatever, i aint got SHIT to do |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:54:35): | I've got some news. We're moving doing.biz to medium and making it a publication |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:55:24): | What |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:55:25): | so what does that mean for the biz boys |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:56:03): | We will no longer be accepting job applications for intern and CEO |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:56:44): | then i quit |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:56:49): | i wont make my own coffee |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:57:08): | We'll keep you on retainer |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:58:24): | Go to backchannel.com and you'll see what i mean |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:58:38): | we should do a bit where we help small businesses become successful but we end up just suggesting they sell their land to walmart franchises |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:59:16): | maybe even have a special appearance by WalMart founder Marty Wall |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:12:03): | \u201cCheap Iced Tea: The Only Good Drink\u201d @bafeldman https://medium.com/de-gustibus/cheap-iced-tea-the-only-good-drink-c8778e0a543 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:12:33): | The Medium staff recommended this. We could have written something this stupid. I'm pretty sure we already have |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:13:25): | send him a job offer with the biz boys |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:14:04): | https://medium.com/@BAFeldman/which-one-is-batman-f7c28a4ee137#.irs8n17bu |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:14:58): | I liked the Batman one a lot actually |
| Man Spider | (13:15:03): | I heard the movie was weak |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:16:22): | I dunno. Heard afleck was awesome. And the movie as a whole looks a lot like the comic The Dark Knight Returns, suits and all. Especially the Batman symbol. And Batman tries to kill Superman. I'm kind of excited. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:16:55): | my coworker says its a decent popcorn flick, nothing more |
| Man Spider | (13:17:00): | Well I heard the trailers basically give it all away |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:17:10): | i hate these comic movies that exist only to set up other comic movies |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:17:45): | Yeah, iron man 2 sucked horribly because it was an avengers prequel |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:18:04): | This being a justice league prequel probably doesn't help things |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:18:05): | it is annoying |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:18:10): | Still gonna see it though |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:24:47): | im sure it is entertaining |
| Man Spider | (13:51:05): | Given the better weather we should play tennis or basketball soon |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:02:17): | I'm down |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:06:41): | Sure |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:01:48): | what we doing tonight |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:01:59): | coming to the City ? |
| Man Spider | (17:06:00): | I can't make it to the city tonight |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:06:56): | I ain't got the moneys to be blowing on a trip to NYC |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:31:50): | Do you guys want to do something else then |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:39:15): | Sure |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:57:57): | What |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:00:38): | What, what? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:00:52): | What we doing |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:01:34): | WWBJD? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:01:51): | WWJBD |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:01:59): | What would Jeb Bush do |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:02:24): | I was asking "what would black Jesus do?" |
| Man Spider | (18:02:54): | Jeb is a mess |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:13:10): | Maybe see a movie or something? |
| Man Spider | (18:14:16): | Whatcha thinking? Superbat vs Manman? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:15:54): | Menlo is all but sold out. Was gonna see it at 9am and there was only one seat available |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:16:03): | Doubt other places will be much better |
| Man Spider | (18:18:11): | What else is out now that's decent |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:18:54): | miracles from heaven |
| Man Spider | (18:19:18): | Brothers grimsby |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:19:52): | not something I'd wanna pay to see in theaters |
| Man Spider | (18:20:32): | Ok let's shorten the list what would you pay to see |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:21:39): | Batman v Superman seems to be the only thing worth seeing at the moment, but given that it's opening night, there's a good chance tickets sold out weeks ago |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:24:29): | Just looked at Stress Factory. nothing good tonight, but April is pretty stacked.\n\nhttp://stressfactory.com/enhancedCalendar.cfm?date=04/01/16 |
| Man Spider | (18:26:36): | I'd see Daryl |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:27:12): | Ron Funches is great. Marc, you saw him live right? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:27:37): | Pete Davidson is funny on SNL. He's like a funny Rene |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:27:51): | And Artie Lange is a legend |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:11:45): | There a deer in Brian's backyard that looks like it was hit by a car |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:56:01): | I drank in NYC. So what we doing |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:58:31): | I'm bored at home so I'm up for whatever |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:58:51): | Well I may be to drunk to drive |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:14:29): | I'm sober now |
| Man Spider | (20:14:53): | That was fast |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:15:16): | I'm me |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:15:50): | You can take the champ out of the game. The game doesn't leave the champ |
| Man Spider | (20:16:19): | I'll let you guys what I'm up to in a few minutes. Think haley and evan got bad news about their dad and think they just want to drink heavily for cheap at my place. |
| Man Spider | (20:16:35): | I'm going to see if they feel like hanging/what's up |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:17:11): | They are more then welcome to come. I'm sure you will cover their tab Brian |
| Man Spider | (20:18:59): | None |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:19:24): | You better get some money |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:20:19): | That's what you get for finding love |
| Man Spider | (20:20:23): | I'm just here looking up waiting for some wealth to trickle down all over me |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:20:30): | Josh and I single. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:20:39): | I'm set for s long time |
| Man Spider | (20:20:45): | Yea you guys are going your own way |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:20:55): | And Josh is going to New Zealand |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:21:19): | Plus all the slutty bitches I can swipe right too |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:34:11): | We can all mgtow out next weekend or something |
| Man Spider | (20:35:29): | Or tomorrow. Or tonight. They just got here. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:36:31): | The fact that a woman is in your hosue shows me you're not ready to go your own way |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:39:00): | I want slutty bitches. We should find some. Evan needs a hoe to burry his soros |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:41:38): | Fuck Rene |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:41:53): | I was in the train with him made I contact and said Rene. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:41:57): | Kept walking |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:42:04): | I hope he fails at comedy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:42:10): | sure he didnt have headphones in? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:42:20): | He did. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:42:24): | We locked eyes |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:42:33): | maybe he didnt recognize you |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:42:44): | I'm me |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:42:45): | Maybe he was too busy thinking up zingers |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:43:16): | maybe when he saw you, he was like, typical white guy. I might know him, I might not, there's a lot of white guys. |
| Man Spider | (20:43:54): | He's gonna tweet later "don't you hate it when you make eye contact with someone you FUCKING HATE" |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:44:03): | Maybe I saw him mouth, "Rene" or maybe he was just singing some Justin Bieber to himself, "Baby, baby, baby, oh" |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:45:12): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:45:37): | just made a logo in adobe illustrator. thoughts??? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:46:29): | Background is transparent so it'll be white on the website |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:50:45): | I want boner town USA |
| Saturday, 26 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (06:54:17): | Wanna play basketball today. I need to practice |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:09:52): | Can't, I'll be in South Jersey today + tomorrow |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:32:51): | Boooo |
| Man Spider | (09:15:34): | If haleys brother wants to play we can still have 4 people. We will just replace pete. |
| Man Spider | (09:15:42): | No pete no problem |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:15:56): | I blew it guys |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:47:27): | I'd still play. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:47:33): | We need a ball |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:48:16): | I call Josh as a teammate |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:01:45): | If we make a band can our first album be called. Self titled album |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:10:17): | How about two guidos, a German, and a Jew |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:10:40): | I'm the gassy one |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:11:04): | They already have album called white trash two hebs and a bean |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:11:26): | Who does? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:11:46): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:40:01): | There goes my shot at stardom |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:47:18): | They have 2 hebs Josh. That's more then you'll ever be |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:50:20): | My aunt was once featured in the magazine Heeb. Like a 4 page spread. Gaudy pictures of her house and the living room where you're not allowed to touch anything. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:46:12): | None |
| Man Spider | (15:56:54): | They just want to sperm jack you anyways |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:16:29): | Jessie's tentative move in date would be April 29th (Friday), would you guys be available then? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:16:57): | Can't. Work |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:29:22): | Probably. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:29:27): | Not definite though |
| Man Spider | (21:58:40): | Probably |
| Sunday, 27 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:13:46): | Brian Pete. Happy Easter. Josh. Better luck next time killing the messiah |
| Man Spider | (10:48:05): | Happy anniversary of the world's oldest walking dead episode |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:48:36): | Hey. That was Lasuris |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:48:52): | Jesus was just a re run |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:02:51): | Yea it stopped being impressive since Jesus already blew his wad with lazarus |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:03:29): | It's like seeing a movie the second time with a big twist. It's nice but you knew it was\nComing |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:43:19): | None |
| Monday, 28 March 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:07:10): | Who wants one |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:55:50): | Well, reviews were right. If you saw the Batman vs Superman trailers, you pretty much saw the whole movie |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:56:31): | I don't get why they couldn't use the star wars model and not show the public shit. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:16:32): | i assume that batman and superman meet, lex luthor gets them to fight, they make up, they team up with wonder woman, and then they fight a big villain at the end that sets up the justice league movie |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:16:34): | am i right lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:16:39): | i didnt read any reviews or whatever |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:16:49): | this is all based on me seeing the trailer before deadpool |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:17:10): | Pretty spot on |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:17:24): | oh boy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:17:30): | Yeah |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:17:35): | Sad |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:17:56): | it still grossed an insane amount of money |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:18:51): | It's not that it was bad. I wasn't bored at any point. |
| Man Spider | (14:18:58): | Heard ben Affleck was good |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:19:07): | He was great |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:20:01): | The actors were fine. And I can't fault Snyder either. I blame the writers. So much shit for justice league was crammed in unnecessarily. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:20:29): | And they bastardized The Dark Knight Returns, which is what this was based on. Loosely. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:20:31): | it seems like a movie that exists to set up other movies |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:20:43): | Yeah, just like iron man 2 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:20:54): | marvel is super guilty of it but they dont try to do it all in one film |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:21:00): | since all their movies are successful |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:21:08): | they can do a billion Thors and Iron Mans |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:21:31): | Marvel can shit in a can and it will gross |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:21:42): | exactly |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:21:56): | i mean ant man did well |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:22:12): | Listen. The smartest man in Hollywood is Michael Bay |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:22:17): | Ant man was great |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:22:26): | He makes so much damn money |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:22:35): | ant mans power was to be a little beta manlet |
| Man Spider | (14:22:42): | All Michael Bay does is make money and crush puss |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:22:54): | oh look at me, im short now, this is a real benefit to me |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:23:19): | None |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:23:30): | oh to be 13 again |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:23:42): | Michael bay adopted the you feed your family with artistic integrity |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:23:49): | Or get rich |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:26:18): | at least he is self aware though |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:26:22): | he knows what kinds of movies he makes |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:27:44): | they arent die hard 5 level |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:39:04): | O, I almost forgot. Batman straight up killed a bunch of people |
| Tuesday, 29 March 2016 |
| Man Spider | (09:05:02): | The fbi cucked apple and unlocked the phone without their help |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:17:48): | cuck em if you got em |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:01:54): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:01:56): | Stupid government cucks are giving away their secrets for free |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:40:44): | Where are you working now |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:41:05): | Unemployed |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:41:33): | This is medical reserve corps training |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:41:48): | So I'm a volunteer emergency first responder |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:46:02): | That's pretty cool |
| Man Spider | (12:47:30): | Yea at least now we have josh protecting us from bioterrorism as opposed to sam Barbeito |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:48:17): | Today is nuclear weapons. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:48:39): | And radiological contamination |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:48:40): | My ass is can be used as a bioterroristic weapon |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:48:50): | Just give me some cheese |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:49:22): | I wonder how my cheese ass compares to yours |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:31:18): | Some old guy just gave me an angel pin and said I'm blessed. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:32:02): | Little does he know, I'm already condemned to hell |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:46:43): | hey josh, here's some LIGHT reading for ya http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgtc.com%2F1SS2kLU.png&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNHiHND2gF5Boh45IkISZKOJedBdzA |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:46:51): | http://i.imgtc.com/1SS2kLU.png |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:47:14): | hint: its trump propaganda |
| Man Spider | (13:52:04): | Hey josh why don't you go and stump that |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:18:49): | You can't stump the Trump |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:34:14): | http://i.imgtc.com/dlINUptBhK.jpeg |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:27:13): | Why is this a thing ? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:31:08): | https://youtu.be/SVFU4qc7nhs |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:31:19): | Why is this not on that list? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:31:49): | They are Jews Josh |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:37:54): | Only the lead guy. Just like Christianity. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:38:28): | Josh. You win today and maybe the whole week with that comment |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:58:01): | If ace freely turns out to be a jew I'm gonna be pissed |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:10:39): | Sounds so suspiciously not Jewish that he probably changed his name to sound less Jewie |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:05:21): | Marc, would anyone in any creative/digital agency ever conceive of putting something as obscene as doing dot biz on their r\xe9sum\xe9? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:13:37): | Depends on the job |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:14:21): | I wouldn't put the fake C level titles we have but you could put freelance writer |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:14:38): | I'm gonna start applying like crazy for jobs all over, so I'm just gonna say I'm the founding editor of the site. It should definitely stand out |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:15:32): | Yea. A lot of people out there startups in there resume |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:15:54): | Definitely not sending it out to everyone. Different versions for different employers |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:16:38): | There are openings at my job. I can't recommend because we don't do recommendations for entry but people have a lot of different degrees. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:17:09): | I'm trying to get out of the area |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:17:12): | Plus Pete I work with worked at a medical marijuana place before coming to work with us |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:17:36): | We have offices in Chicago Atlanta LA and Seattle |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:18:22): | I'll get my resume together and maybe you guys can take a look |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:18:45): | Sounds like a plan |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:21:19): | Sure no problem. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:25:00): | I'm just surprised you haven't said it's a terrible idea |
| Man Spider | (22:25:25): | I think linking to a site about bird rape isn't a great idea tbh |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:25:50): | That article came down within 24 hours |
| Man Spider | (23:19:31): | Yea but it's spirit lives on |
| Man Spider | (23:19:41): | I like that you quote yourself at the bottom of the resume |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:20:13): | point is to stand out. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:20:34): | also, i put a # |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:20:41): | and a logo |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:21:24): | i was going for a twitter campaign kinda vibe, to really shake up the youth, ya know. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:27:48): | What kind of job are you hoping to land |
| Wednesday, 30 March 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (07:14:48): | Think I'll mail a hardcopy to these gents:\n\nhttps://whois.icann.org/en/lookup?name=Absolutelyproductions.com |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:26:17): | So I took a look at the resume. Formatting is really nice, and it's kind of funny you quoted yourself |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:26:28): | only thing is i dont know if id put doing.biz as one of the top bits of experience |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:26:39): | is there like a freelance or personal section you'd make? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:06:05): | I was thinking I'd add a "creative" section, but I'm really just using this version of the r\xe9sum\xe9 for creative type positions so I don't know. Maybe shit in LA. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:06:29): | They may not care. See it as on oddity and be intrigued |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:07:13): | And only reason it's under experience now is to make it look like I'm doing something cause I'm currently unemployed |
| Man Spider | (10:19:30): | When was the last article posted? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:20:00): | Few months ago. Gonna write another today or tomorrow |
| Man Spider | (10:21:44): | Yea was going to say make it look like you constantly work on it |
| Man Spider | (10:21:50): | Did we cancel the subscription yet? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:23:47): | Nope |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:29:28): | lets use this as an excuse to film a video |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:29:31): | for promotion of doing.biz |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:37:29): | I'm game |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:16:41): | Where and how much was your tattoo Josh |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:19:39): | Kings Ave in NYC. $200 + tip. Not sure if that's the shop minimum though |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:19:44): | Whatever you want to get I'll give it to you for HALF |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:20:17): | I want this on my forearm |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:20:26): | what is it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:20:36): | Like so. Maybe bigger |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:20:47): | It's a tanagram |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:21:04): | Gone full blown hipster, huh? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:21:24): | What's a tanagram? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:21:31): | it would look better as a tramp stamp |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:21:39): | It's a Chinese puzzle |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:21:55): | It's a got meaning to me. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:22:19): | I was going to fill in the sections as o got older with colors of life events as well |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:22:21): | would you get it colored in |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:22:25): | ah |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:22:57): | Like the color of my wedding one. My kid pink or blue for a boy or gir |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:23:03): | wedding: RED |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:23:04): | The green for the divorce |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:23:16): | You should just sow your butt shut with that shape so that when you poop, it comes out like playdoh in those shapes |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:23:52): | oh i know a good butthole sewing guy if you're interested |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:26:34): | lets make designer buttholes be a thing |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:27:57): | Let's make designer babies with triangle dicks so that they can only fuck triangle vaginas. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:29:09): | genius population control right there |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:29:13): | get china on the line |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:29:34): | you can have as many babies as you want, but all future boys after the firstborn one get triangle dicks |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:33:17): | we should all go get impulse tattoos so jessie doesnt have time to get annoyed with me |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:33:43): | What are you gonna get? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:34:00): | who cares |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:34:43): | either some traditional bullshit like an eagle or something on my upper right arm or quincunx on my forearm if im feeling like a pussy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:18:51): | So I worked on my resume some more. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:19:03): | I added an FAQ section |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:24:16): | Let me see lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:28:35): | just sent |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:28:58): | I am more than willing to change the questions, but I wanna know if the FAQ can work |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:29:02): | i kinda like it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:39:53): | Lol your whole resume is kind of snarky |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:06:26): | in a good way or bad way? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:08:14): | also, what about the FAQ section? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:22:33): | It's funny |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:22:39): | I guess it depends what you're going for |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:51:04): | Going for funny. All I want is for it to stand out. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:30:24): | Then you definitely hit your mark. Fuck the zuck |
| Thursday, 31 March 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:08:23): | What podcasts do you guys listen to? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:19:16): | Freakonomics, radiolab, this American life, Ted radio hour |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:19:37): | Where do you download them? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:19:40): | Bought the app Pocket Casts |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:19:43): | I don't want to install iTunes |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:19:55): | Worth the $4 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:20:08): | Clean UI and very easy to use |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:20:41): | All material design so it looks like Google developed it |
| Man Spider | (11:26:31): | I use audible and do audiobooks |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:38:49): | Is Josh at a strip club with Lori? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:39:18): | Maybe |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:39:37): | It better be a male strip lab |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:39:44): | Yea I said strip lab |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:39:52): | You got beakers and balls |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:40:22): | Tongs and Dongs |
| Man Spider | (12:47:48): | Where the dicks are in proportion to the golden ratio of mathematics as derived from the fibbonaci sequence |
| Man Spider | (12:48:02): | So you can get off academically as well as physically |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:49:55): | Calculate the force it would take to tongue punch your dirt star and break the skin |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:02:18): | Anyone know this girl. She says she graduate JP in 09 |
| Man Spider | (13:05:19): | Actually looks vaguely familiar. |
| Man Spider | (13:46:05): | None |
| Man Spider | (13:46:17): | Maybe renes old boss should be the comedian |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:47:34): | I feel like Rene is Rudy. He is giving it his all but had no business being on the field |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:06:57): | That is so far from funny |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:10:09): | Good for Rene that he's trying, but c'mon |
| Man Spider | (14:28:43): | I think it's funny if his old boss actually made it making fun of him. I think there's a possibility Rene made it though, claims it's his boss who did it, and that's just sad. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:57:24): | Aren't you all happy that I have this and not Barfbeito? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:12:29): | I mean that's like picking get a dick in your ass or dick in my mouth. I'm gunna choice one but I want neither |
| Man Spider | (15:22:51): | Also pete Bill Burrs Monday morning podcast is good and funny |
| Man Spider | (18:33:47): | I have an idea for an invention. You know how Dennis ate cereal while driving? What about a container that actually allows you to do that without risking spillage. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:36:29): | That's a sippy cup |
| Man Spider | (18:37:53): | Yea I'd imagine it would essentially be a sippy cup with an opening large enough for cereal and made to look more mature so it doesn't look like you're drinking cereal from a sippy cup. |
| Man Spider | (18:39:20): | Maybe 2 chambers, one for the cereal and one on the bottom for milk. You press a button to release some cereal for your next bite so you don't get supper soggy cereal. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:50:53): | You do realize no one eats cereal on the go |
| Man Spider | (19:23:10): | That's only because they cant |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:25:46): | Thomas Edison said that about reading in the dark |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:25:51): | And the Jews |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:27:12): | http://www.amazon.com/NPI-H-GB-1000-Gyro-Bowl/dp/B007SNJA44 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:28:23): | http://demandware.edgesuite.net/sits_pod27/dw/image/v2/AAYH_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-itemmaster_Brookstone/default/dw68be148f/hi-res/726941p.jpg?sw=500 |
| Man Spider | (19:32:00): | I'm talking about something you can hold in one hand so you can drive while you eat |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:34:36): | How about a clamp that attaches to the steering wheel to hold your food. Lean in and you're set. Sorry cereal. \n\nCondiment dispensers attach to the visor and fall onto your food. |
| Man Spider | (19:35:40): | Multiple cereal dispensers om the visor so you can switch up each bite. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:40:55): | And a glove compartment hot plate to make pancakes on the go |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:42:12): | ICOP. Intl car of pancakes |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:42:53): | Make the cereal bowl attach to the top of the steering wheel |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:42:56): | IHOP should have a mobile, on-demand delivery service |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:43:17): | And the bowl is in like a cradle so it stays straight |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:43:25): | Regardless of the position of the wheel |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:43:52): | A gyroscope |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:44:03): | What if it's just suspended from the roof |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:48:37): | How about one of those beer drinking hats but it's for cereal instead |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:48:55): | One tube is milk one is cereal |
| Friday, 01 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:47:39): | Anime convention at castle point. Who's in. Need some new wifiia |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:48:21): | i could use a new waifu body pillow |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:48:49): | Mines covered in semen. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:49:18): | plus i want to buy doa xtreme 3 to tell the SJWs IM NOT AFRAID |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:49:39): | like eminem when he said it in that song he wrote when he was 40 years old and had already overcome adversity |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:05:43): | Let me have my titty games |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:06:04): | i just want to look at big bouncing titties, is that so bad |
| Man Spider | (08:07:13): | Hey SJWs, see me ogling these impossibly proportioned video game characters? That's what freedom is |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:17:53): | its not like the game is being subtle about it lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:20:09): | The boobie slider in xenoblade |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:02:56): | You guys busy tonight? I wanna get into some hood rat shit |
| Man Spider | (09:04:05): | I wish I could do hoodrat shit tonight |
| Man Spider | (09:08:55): | Not sure if I'll be able to |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:09:22): | I'm in the NYC |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:34:09): | You sons of bitches |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:43:22): | Tomorrow ? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:09:16): | Nah I gotta dd Jessie and her friend tomorrow. My life is a joke |
| Man Spider | (11:50:45): | Lol I've been there |
| Man Spider | (11:51:06): | This is your chance for a threesome |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:56:28): | He has a chance for threesome with us |
| Man Spider | (12:06:11): | He has more than a chance ;) |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:11:58): | I'm just joking, I don't mind driving. I just can't drink for 6 more days cuz I'm on medication |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:16:13): | That's a lie they tell you to keep the booze to themselves |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:16:54): | That's classic everyone but me |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:18:29): | Who wants to come with me tonight to see God's Not Dead 2? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:23:21): | For real? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:25:08): | APRIL FOOLS. HAHAHA\n\nI got you so good. HAHAHAHA |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:25:53): | http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/gods_not_dead_2/ |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:26:09): | although it might be kinda fun. Only got 13% |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:26:13): | I was gonna say let's get some weed and go see it |
| Man Spider | (15:26:56): | I'd watch it if I was high. Or sober. As long as we constantly made fun of it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:27:41): | We should go wearing Bernie Tshirts |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:28:07): | The first one besides being super preachy and annoying. Was actually shot really well |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:28:39): | I like Jesus and God. But this was way too over the top |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:28:42): | cause the lighting was provided by the man upstairs |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:32:42): | The clouds parted for principal photography |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:33:08): | Now if you want real Christian movie cringe watch the Kirk Cameron Christmas movie. It's so bizarre |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:34:57): | Last Ounce of Courage was amazing |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:32:01): | http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ivns/?cpg=nngnsorn&nan_pid=1849811276 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:09:16): | I always wondered how they made those |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:58:15): | https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/4cxen4/hamburger_helper_made_a_mix_tape_and_its_straight/ |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:58:48): | Listened to the first song. Actually really good. Wouldn't have known it was a joke otherwise. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:58:40): | The wolf among us is free on Xbox. I highly recommend it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:40:25): | The whole thing or just one episode? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:41:50): | Whole thing I believe |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:42:45): | Nice I'll download it |
| Saturday, 02 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:03:34): | So am I gunna get death threats |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:37:05): | Change to Mohammad then make the tagline "boom" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:02:34): | josh what is that little wallet you have |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:03:14): | Not sure what you mean. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:09:04): | you had that wallet that was really thin |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (23:09:25): | mine annoyed the shit out of me after a long car ride |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:36:22): | O. I think it was these guys. \n\nhttp://www.shophex.com |
| Sunday, 03 April 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:38:19): | did you guys see this? holy shit\nhttp://panamapapers.sueddeutsche.de/articles/56febff0a1bb8d3c3495adf4/ |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:38:35): | Reading it right now |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:38:39): | Crazy |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:43:00): | it'll never make the mainstream us news lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:43:56): | i checked cnn.com and their top story was "Soccer star Abby Wambach charged with DUI" and "'SNL' mocks Trump supporter" |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:47:44): | Give me the TLDR |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:48:44): | Bunch of politicians from around the world, athletes, everyone that's wealthy set up shell corporations via a law firm in Panama. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:49:05): | Largest data dump, journalistically, in history |
| Man Spider | (19:50:25): | That shit is crazy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:55:17): | Nooooo! |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:55:30): | http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-04/unprecedented-leak-of-offshore-financial-records-exposes-secrets/7293524 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:55:44): | Jackie Chan is involved |
| Man Spider | (19:56:50): | Not the Chan man |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:58:57): | "As with many of Mossack Fonseca's clients, there is no evidence that Chan used his companies for improper purposes. Having an offshore company is not illegal and for some international business transactions, it is a logical choice." |
| Man Spider | (20:00:30): | Nah he's kind of a prick. He's not leaving a cent of his 150 million fortune to his kids |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:02:55): | There's a man who knows how to do business |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:04:23): | THIS IS THE NGBM WAY IN |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:05:09): | Bury everything. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:05:13): | Even yourself |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:12:19): | Egyptians had the right idea |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:12:22): | https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4d75i7/slug/d1obdg2 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:48:44): | I imagine Bernie will use this to his advantage. lends significant credibility to his entire campaign message |
| Man Spider | (22:02:21): | I think so too |
| Monday, 04 April 2016 |
| Man Spider | (07:47:49): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (07:55:52): | Literally just saw this on Reddit |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:56:54): | im still salty about the walking dead |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (07:58:25): | Same. So disappointing |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:58:39): | its like how i met your mother finale levels of disappointment |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:58:51): | well maybe a step below that |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (07:58:54): | Probably the writers couldn't decide who they wanted to kill so they delayed the reveal |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:59:52): | i'll watch the s7 premier i guess but if it turns out they killed a nobody like rosita or aaron im done |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:00:09): | has to be glenn, daryl, michonne, maggie, or carl |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:00:39): | But Carl hasn't even gotten his bone on yet |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:01:45): | thats true |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:01:53): | he needs to get to pound town |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:30:33): | I think everyone should be killed. Start fresh. Call it The Walking Dead: The new class |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:31:48): | They have a second show so AMC can play zombie shit year found |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:31:50): | Round |
| Man Spider | (08:32:06): | Where'd all the zombie animals btw. Zombie brown bears leading a pack of zombie wolves, that would be a real enemy |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:32:29): | It's a human virus |
| Man Spider | (08:32:43): | What about monkeys though or primapes |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:33:57): | They had zombie monkeys in the first season |
| Man Spider | (08:38:07): | They should bring them back. A zombie planet of the apes type scenario. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:29:26): | Zombie monkey Michael Clark Duncan |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:46:22): | None |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:52:00): | that's a korean bot |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:52:04): | they're evolving |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:52:21): | but what if this is just a very open slut and you're missing out? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:01:55): | Nah she's Latin. Look at that use of the tilde |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:32:18): | I wanted to make my new work password F@GG0T but then i figured it will be on a list somewhere and i shouldnt |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:33:35): | What you mean by New York password? |
| Man Spider | (16:36:37): | He wrote new work password not new york |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:36:59): | Ah. I'm a fucking idiot |
| Man Spider | (16:38:50): | And nah it'll get hashed into an ubdechipherable string of letters and numbers that you can't reverse back into F@GGOT |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:39:26): | Do it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:48:46): | Do it f@ggot |
| Man Spider | (16:51:57): | Yea there's no harm it's literally impossible for them to know what your password is unless they keylog you or their system is absolutely retarded |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:52:44): | Company is way too big to not have adequate security measures |
| Man Spider | (16:54:27): | It's incredibly simple to create password encryption too. If I'm able to do it on a WordPress clone in my class I have zero doubt your company has even more secure measures |
| Man Spider | (16:54:39): | Then again the nuclear code till 1970 was 0000, so you never know |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:55:31): | Chances are your password is managed centrally anyway so nobody will ever see iy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:55:34): | I believe it was 0000 0000 0000 0000. God Brian |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:55:44): | Like with active directory or w/e it's called |
| Man Spider | (16:57:33): | Well what happens is you're password is run through an encryption matrix so if your password is FAGGOT, it'll be encrypted something like ajdueb372729dhu. This is what happens the first time you create it to. So it checks to see if the encrypted part is the same. Most of these encryption add numbers/letters too extraneously, so going backward to figure out your password is FAGGOT is impossible pretty much. |
| Man Spider | (16:57:45): | Always a stickler josh |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:02:12): | plus if IT needs to get on your computer you allow them or you reset your pw |
| Man Spider | (17:14:01): | This is all to say you should really make your password NIGGERFAGGOT |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:14:45): | Wish I could make my password a string of memes |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:15:26): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:15:42): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:16:15): | None |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:22:08): | Ever think that Newark pen was beautiful when it opened. And then just went to shit |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:27:41): | Yup |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:48:19): | This looks legit |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:51:02): | Do it f@ggot |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:51:30): | That's F@gg0t |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:52:01): | That's Mr. F@gg0t to you |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:19:51): | Senior Fagatron |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:22:07): | She could be the one |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:22:35): | Schmoesby would click that link Marc |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:23:12): | I'm Barney. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:23:31): | Josh is Ted |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:23:52): | Pete is marshal and Brian is Ronjeet |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:25:23): | Brian is the naked man and Josh is the new Jewish friend Moisha that was going to be introduced in the next season |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:25:50): | I'm Wayne Brady |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:26:33): | None |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:26:43): | And I'm gunna have choke a bitch |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:26:45): | Fuck |
| Man Spider | (20:27:16): | Who the fuck was ronjeet |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:27:55): | Get the fuck out of here with that weak ass knowledge Brian |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:30:52): | For real tho who is ronjeet |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:30:58): | Is that Kumar's character |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:31:04): | HELLLO |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:31:19): | That's Ronjeet |
| Man Spider | (20:31:39): | Hello? That doesn't really help me |
| Man Spider | (20:31:45): | But I assume it's kumar |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:31:53): | It's not Mumar |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:32:00): | Kumar |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:32:05): | It's the taxi driver |
| Man Spider | (20:32:09): | Then fuck him |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:32:23): | Kumars name was Kevin you rasict |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:32:55): | Oh now I remember |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:32:59): | Fuck how I met your mother |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:33:08): | Was that show funny? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:33:11): | Never watched |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:33:22): | I now have to kill Josh |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:33:37): | I mean it's unrelated to what we are talking about |
| Man Spider | (20:38:31): | It WAS funny |
| Man Spider | (20:38:36): | Burnnnnnnnnn |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:46:11): | Dang |
| Tuesday, 05 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:22:57): | I won a chrome cast at work |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:32:26): | doing.biz will be live on Medium within 24 hours |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:32:46): | also, this was just announced today |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:32:46): | https://medium.com/the-story/revenue-on-medium-5e7e6218f70c#.1dx3tpns6 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:33:01): | so we can actually make money on this if we work at it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:33:29): | Give my the TLDR of medium |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:36:16): | it's a blog platform, but you can have publications as well. So we are all writers/editors, but now doing.biz is like an online magazine, of which we all write for |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:36:49): | and if we think someone else's work is funny, we can publish their work on our publication |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:37:05): | or just appropriate for what we do, who we are |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:37:19): | it's tumblr for grown ups |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:40:16): | Do we have to be serious or can I write insane shit? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:40:44): | importantly, Medium staff curates some shit too, so if we write something that's actually funny or what not, they may promote it. and unlike other blogging platforms, it's easy to find other people's work because it's more like a Social network for writing |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:40:51): | write insane shit |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:41:09): | https://medium.com/doing-dot-biz/speed-2016-c59571ee7168#.zh3ur466u |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:41:18): | i just posted this a few hours ago |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:42:21): | but I know brian and I are gonna post serious shit from time to time. but the stuff you dont wanna associate with yourself ca be written under the NGBM account, instead of your actual account |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:42:39): | so theres https://medium.com/@joshmargulies |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:42:54): | and https://medium.com/doing-dot-biz |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:43:06): | the latter is going to become doing.biz in 24 hours |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:43:19): | and https://medium.com/@nextgenbizmen |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:43:45): | the last one we can use for the most ridiculous shit that you dont want our names on |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:43:49): | like bird sodomy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:51:40): | https://medium.com/the-story/making-medium-more-powerful-for-publishers-39663413a904#.wkp6m4js6 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:51:47): | another thing just anounced today |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:12:32): | Well we gotta get writing |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:13:11): | yeah, the migration was a good move. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:14:45): | Marc, make a profile |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:14:47): | https://medium.com/doing-dot-biz/about |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:15:06): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:15:14): | that's my avatar |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:15:28): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:15:31): | brians |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:15:33): | I'm at work |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:15:41): | didnt mean this second |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:16:11): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:16:15): | and pete's |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:16:27): | so politics, finance, tech |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:16:35): | what do you want? marketing? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:16:43): | and what do you want it to look like |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:17:15): | Media |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:17:41): | so what do want in the background? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:17:44): | and what color? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:17:51): | keep it simple |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:56:57): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:57:12): | stupid enough? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:06:18): | Ehh |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:06:24): | That's more creative |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:06:37): | I need some bar graphs and pie charts |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:09:15): | yeah, not happening. my adobe illustrator skills are the bare minimum |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:09:31): | what about color? |
| Wednesday, 06 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (06:31:16): | Josh I sent you a job I think you would be good for. It's at Vice Labs |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:25:18): | Hell yeah. I'd love to take that position |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:25:40): | What're you doing looking at job postings? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:26:35): | No I just never took myself off indeeds mailing list. So every week I get what's out there for media. Figured might come one handy for tiger people |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:26:58): | Well, I'm a tiger |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:27:18): | I thought you more a cougar |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:27:23): | None |
| Man Spider | (08:28:44): | Hopefully I'll be getting a new job soon too, I'm tired of where I'm at lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:29:24): | Well unless you want to go into media then I can't help you |
| Man Spider | (08:30:02): | I'm thinking more of becoming an artist of the sandwich variety |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:30:25): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:34:21): | The whole sandwich artistry thing is actually a major plot point in the fifth book of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:37:49): | my whole life has prepared me for a career at subway |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:38:40): | I always knew you wanted to work for a company named after infrastructure. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:39:09): | I though you would end up a Port authority. The male strip club |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:40:01): | You're thinking of Butt Authority |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:40:35): | \u201cThe Rise And Fall Of Sports Authoritarianism\u201d @ohhijackie https://medium.com/above-average/the-rise-and-fall-of-sports-authoritarianism-2c51cca4ff31 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:41:45): | Found this yesterday. Apparently Lorne Michaels is moving his company Above Average over to Medium. They do what we want to do |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:42:06): | Kinda the same writing style |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:42:26): | Onion-esque |
| Man Spider | (08:43:08): | Yes but is it NGBM-esque? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:44:03): | Aren't we satirical and completely nonsensical? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:44:26): | what does NGBM esque even mean lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:44:28): | I'm very serious |
| Man Spider | (08:45:37): | I was just joking that were a recognizable brand and not just an inside joke among 4 people at this point lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:46:39): | Good, we can still do whatever the fuck we want without shattering our brand's image |
| Man Spider | (08:47:02): | We gotta have an image before we can shatter it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:47:21): | So we write |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:49:03): | but whats our angle |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:49:08): | are we just doing what the onion is doing |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:49:38): | Selling out to Shillary? No |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:50:36): | Our angle is whatever we think is funny. I don't think it actually always needs to be business |
| Man Spider | (08:52:37): | Hmm I think we need more of a focus than jsut whatever we think is funny tbh |
| Man Spider | (08:53:09): | I mean it should be funny but we should focus on one sort of general topic |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:55:14): | How about: A refreshing critique of the world seen through the rose colored lenses only an American mind could produce. #MAGA |
| Man Spider | (08:56:25): | We should write a piece about Trump's plan for Mexico paying for the wall praising it's ruthless business tactics |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:57:04): | Do it |
| Man Spider | (08:58:48): | Aight I'm on it nigga |
| Man Spider | (08:59:05): | I'm going to say if anything his plan doesn't go far enough |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:00:55): | The wall should be bulletproof glass so we can still point and laugh and have it be seen |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:03:05): | doesnt go far enough - wall doesnt account for those mexican jumping beans who are going to vault over it |
| Man Spider | (09:07:38): | If Mexico doesn't pay our border patrolman will start giving the people who cross really bad noogies. Like really bad ones. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:38:23): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdH2DGSXjss |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:39:09): | These two are some serious fucknuts |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:40:31): | I like when they say they need a private plane to pray because you just can't do that on a commercial airline |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:41:09): | Because of the demon plebs |
| Man Spider | (11:43:17): | Time to start a church that worships capitalism |
| Man Spider | (11:43:24): | Nevermind, Judaism already exists |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:43:54): | http://www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.com/ |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:44:52): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Perpetual_Exemption |
| Man Spider | (11:45:53): | I accidentally scrolled my finger right on the group chat was face to face with Herman Cain. Gotta say, felt good |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:47:00): | Also, I know I'm being a really annoying asshole about this, but do you two (Marc and Pete) want profiles on medium? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:47:13): | I have to port all of our posts from square space to medium. If you dont have profiles, the posts will go under the umbrella NGBM account, as opposed to your profile, so no real credit for you |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:48:15): | Do I have to pay and will my real name be attached ? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:48:28): | If the answer is no to both ill take one |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:48:30): | No, you do not have to pay |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:48:47): | 2, you do not have to use your real name if you do not want to |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:49:29): | create an account with your email address so it is not attached to your twitter or facebook. Then name yourself Ace |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:49:38): | or whatever you want to call yourself |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:49:51): | Fagatron? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:50:06): | Send me the link. I'll make it now |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:50:19): | I'd rather not have my name associated with F@gatr0n |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:50:37): | medium.com |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:50:58): | just sign up there |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:51:03): | \nBut you are cool posting bird sodemy. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:52:23): | well, there are certain rules, like no hate speech, so medium can ban us for using fag. but since birds have no understanding of cis and trans and fags, or any social constructs for that matter, I am comfortable with bird sodomy |
| Man Spider | (11:53:03): | I speak for the bird who cannot speak for themselves |
| Man Spider | (11:53:07): | Fag is totally cool guys |
| Man Spider | (14:15:36): | I have a great idea for a get rich quick scheme that will work. It just requires some acting from us |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:16:26): | Go on |
| Man Spider | (14:17:20): | So what we do is we all go 25% in on a shitty restaurant building that's cheap. We do not renovate. We struggle financially with it. Then, we get on a restaurant rescue type show, they renovate for us, then riggt after we sell the new improved restaurant that has a bunch of publicity for profit. |
| Man Spider | (14:18:24): | Obviously we will need to be interesting though. One of us will have to be drinking on the job to the chagrin of the other 3. One will be a stubborn person who wants control of the menu. Another could be the everyman that the viewer can relate to, and the last can be a wildcard. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:19:16): | Except is we don't get money, we're in the hole a lot of $$$ |
| Man Spider | (14:19:40): | Well if we don't get on the show too. No risk no reward thougg ;) |
| Man Spider | (14:20:07): | That's why we buy a shitty place, less money upfront, better chance of getting on the show. We need a sob story |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:20:08): | That's what I meant, if we don't get John taffer, we're screwed |
| Man Spider | (14:20:49): | That's where we have an inside horse, my uncle is good friends with John Taffers brother |
| Man Spider | (14:21:11): | Not really but that'd be sweet. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:26:19): | this is really just banking on john taffer though |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:26:25): | what are your john taffer odds |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:26:43): | i think we should do my charity restaurant. its a goldmine |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:27:44): | What was is? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:27:56): | It* |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:29:20): | so the basic idea is that we start a restaurant that is a charity. 100% of the profits go to starving african kids or some shit |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:29:36): | now the menu, all the prices are "suggested donations" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:29:41): | but we list that in very fine print on the back |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:29:45): | it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:30:06): | it's a cash only place, so someone pays 8 dollars for a burger, we skim 3 off of that for us, and donate the 5 to charity |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:30:19): | now we arent paying any taxes |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:30:29): | how do we keep the restaurant going you're wondering |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:30:44): | well we are supported by local businesses that donate money to us for upkeep to get a tax cut |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:30:51): | and then we throw a percentage of our profits back at them |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:31:07): | everyone wins but the federal government |
| Man Spider | (14:35:06): | I just want to scheme |
| Man Spider | (14:35:16): | Or be a part owner in a franchise |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:38:09): | Pretty sure the thrift store Unique does this. They take donations, mostly clothes and random crap. Half empty shampoo bottles even. Then donate like 1% of their earnings to Lupus foundations |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:38:33): | Other than the kickbacks, it's a sound business model |
| Man Spider | (14:41:55): | I was thinking about this before. Me and haley were at Walmart and they asked at the register "do you want to donate 1 dollar to xyz fund". Imagine if your xyz, only have to give 25 cents per dollar to actual research etc. How many people just say yes to giving a dollar. |
| Man Spider | (14:42:15): | They probably pay Walgreens to ask too, so Walgreens pockets some cash too I bet |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:43:42): | Didn't kanye have a charity that he ended up just taking all the money from? |
| Man Spider | (14:48:15): | Idk I do know 2 cancer charities just got busted for taking 75 million |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:00:13): | Charity.Doing.biz here we come |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:32:58): | i made my account |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:33:02): | what do i do |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:34:33): | I want that sweet ad revenue |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:37:13): | First off, use that avatar I created for you |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:37:24): | For your profile photo I mean |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:37:45): | just did |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:38:03): | how do i become an NGBM man |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:38:40): | O wow. Your photo actually looks pretty good. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:38:48): | One sec |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:40:37): | You're now a writer for doing dot biz |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:40:54): | We offer a generous benefits package |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:41:07): | Wanna be an editor? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:44:55): | sure |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:45:05): | do you do stuff to my butt |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:45:24): | sure |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:46:13): | do i get payed extra if you do stuff to my butt? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:47:02): | sure, extra 15% salary bump |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:47:11): | ill do it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:47:24): | so how do i write and put it on the biz blog |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:49:59): | 1st thing i'd do is to take this https://doingbiz.squarespace.com/config#/|/blog/6/2015/gorilla-marketing |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:50:21): | copy and paste into a new story for medium |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:50:32): | I dont have the log in |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:53:28): | sorry, https://doingbiz.squarespace.com/blog/6/2015/gorilla-marketing |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:53:42): | actually, do even copy paste |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:54:01): | copy the URL into the "Import Story" feature |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:55:40): | then, once you do that, it should transfer everything you wrote automatically |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:56:41): | when you're done, use the little ellipses button, "..." and hit ad to publication, choose doing dot biz |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:57:09): | then it gets sent to the editors for review. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:57:16): | then publication |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:15:47): | I just saw the human version of tumblr |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:16:20): | How dare you not take a picture |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:39:20): | https://youtu.be/h7mhFTAJvxA |
| Thursday, 07 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (05:11:43): | She has tattoos. Fat. Half a shaved head. Blue hair. A bull piercing and was reading a book Feminism and you |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:03:00): | the sales team at nick said that nostalgia is the next big thing to capitalize on. Looks like the NGBM just went legit |
| Man Spider | (11:05:37): | They're making a new hey Arnold movie lol. Nostalgia is back baby |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:34:38): | and the NGBM reported on it first |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:34:50): | Now this is on the hush hush |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:35:36): | but i got the inside scoop on an avengers type movie for old nick characters |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:39:15): | now that is a good idea |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:39:26): | when mid 20s people get nostalgic for the 90s its almost always 90s cartoons |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:46:40): | it's never the gulf war |
| Man Spider | (11:51:25): | I miss the George Bush Classic, not that newer shit version we had :( |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:05:14): | there is going to be a legends of the hidden temple reboot and movie |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:05:27): | i have a list of all there upcoming stuff |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:21:45): | Heyo. Doing.biz works again |
| Man Spider | (12:22:25): | A hidden of the legends temple movie? I only accept that if, to train going on the show, kids go to a real lost hidden temple to train and go on an adventure so wild by the time they get to the shoe, they'll have learned a larger lesson in life. Also then they wreck everyone else and get that set vacation. |
| Man Spider | (12:41:41): | I really want to make this movie now actually with adults playing the kids and bad green screen scenes lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:54:59): | But there really is a scripted movie already being made. |
| Man Spider | (13:32:09): | So I beat them to the punch with a 5 minute viral youtube video, get them to pay me to take it down so it doesn't distract from their movie, and make a shit ton of profit |
| Man Spider | (13:32:26): | That sweet nickelodeon money |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:32:53): | Or you know just a DNCE |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:34:45): | A what? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:34:56): | Is that a cease and desist? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:34:57): | DNC |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:35:07): | And the E is for style |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:35:21): | Still don't know what it is |
| Man Spider | (13:39:00): | I'll call it myths of the hidden pyramid |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:40:52): | You got lasers in that pyramid? And wheat? I ain't coming if there ain't lasers. I can do without the wheat |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:10:19): | https://doing.biz/my-parents-are-in-miami-for-a-week-c8f85f737100#.bg8wkbx3b |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:10:28): | let me know what you guys think |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:00:42): | I thought it was funny |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:17:12): | Cool |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:17:57): | https://medium.com/@joshmargulies/d18d4e90fa8c |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:18:04): | I just wrote this one |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:18:10): | let me know what you think |
| Man Spider | (20:38:45): | http://www.pbs.org/newshour/making-sense/do-you-live-in-a-bubble-a-quiz-2/ |
| Man Spider | (20:38:57): | I got a 26, wonder what you guys get |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:46:42): | I got 19 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:47:38): | 27 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:48:09): | I guess we've proven that we're white |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:48:41): | Yeah I don't work in a factory or watch Dr Phil, guess I'm just too spoiled |
| Man Spider | (20:49:36): | I just found it this was written by a conservative and used to be titled "are you a snobby liberal?" So take it with a grain of salt lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:17:15): | 28 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:17:41): | Do I win white people? |
| Man Spider | (21:18:45): | You're the most blue collar/non snobby liberal of us all. You beat josh by 1 point lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:19:33): | Boo. I think Pittsburgh living messed me up |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:19:41): | Let's all point and laugh at Pete for having the most significant white privilege |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:20:02): | By point and laugh you mean admire and want to be |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:20:10): | WHITE POWEEEERRRR |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:20:38): | I mean, let's shame him down to our level |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:21:03): | We are the unwashed masses to him |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:49:18): | So I eat caviar with most meals, Sue me |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:49:44): | Caviar on fritos is the shit |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:49:48): | Seriously |
| Friday, 08 April 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:52:10): | anyone doing anything later? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:08:41): | Your mom |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:09:03): | I'm doing her taxes. OOOOHHHHHH |
| Man Spider | (11:40:09): | I'm literally doing steves taxes tonight lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:48:08): | Why |
| Man Spider | (11:48:52): | Because he's a scrub |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:02:09): | Can't he just plug that shit into turbotax? Takes like 10 minutes |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:02:26): | And I'm away all weekend, AC Beerfest son |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:02:36): | Nah b. He's got too much wrapped up on Panama |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:04:41): | "Have you operated in an Amazon giftcard fraud ring in the last year?" |
| Man Spider | (12:09:06): | He may actually have foreign bank accounts. And dividends according to him but they're put into his foreign bank account so he doesn't need to declare them according to him. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:09:26): | lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:09:36): | your brother is literally the sketchiest person i know |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:09:40): | Jesus |
| Man Spider | (12:09:52): | His plan is to fly over there, take out his money, tape it to his body and fly back |
| Man Spider | (12:09:57): | So he won't be taxed on it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:10:07): | LOL |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:10:13): | Please tell me that's real |
| Man Spider | (12:10:18): | This is what he told me after I asked how he plans to get this money tax free which is his goal |
| Man Spider | (12:10:20): | It's very real |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:10:22): | where is there? |
| Man Spider | (12:10:28): | I think Belize |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:10:34): | He going to jail |
| Man Spider | (12:10:51): | Thing is I don't think it's enough money for anyone to care about |
| Man Spider | (12:11:02): | Oh he has a few hundred bucks, probably was in his wallet |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:11:27): | it's not like $5,000 or something? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:12:01): | I think the legal limit your allowed to travel with before being flagged is like $10,000 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:12:32): | is your brother involved with human traficking by any chance |
| Man Spider | (12:14:17): | Well he's no declaring shit josh |
| Man Spider | (12:14:33): | If it was 100000 he'd be taping it to his body under his clothes like wolf of Wallstreet style |
| Man Spider | (12:14:45): | He doesn't want to pay taxes at all |
| Man Spider | (12:15:08): | I can't wait till he's implicated in the Panama papers for a shell company worth 200 dollars |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:15:29): | Why doesn't he just move to a 3rd world country |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:15:40): | He's American, so he'll get the ladies |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:15:46): | and he knows computers |
| Man Spider | (12:15:46): | Lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:15:52): | he can just mine bitcoins all day |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:16:15): | Just become a cheap Bond villian |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:16:57): | just wait till steve.edu gets found out |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:16:59): | "My dream was to avoid paying taxes. But now, I plan to take down the IRS. MWah hahaha" |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:18:18): | honestly, steve.edu is a better than doing. biz will ever be |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:19:40): | well it all circles back to amazon gift card scams |
| Man Spider | (12:19:45): | You should hear how he says he's going to sue the shit out the telemarketers and make 1000 |
| Man Spider | (12:19:55): | It's amazon all the way down |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:20:12): | theyre not as good as cash. they're BETTER than cash |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:09:32): | steal 62 dollars from steve |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:09:42): | AND PAY ME MY GOD DAMN MONEY |
| Man Spider | (13:10:42): | Where's my money biznatch |
| Man Spider | (13:10:54): | I paid for you fags to write about bird sodomy |
| Man Spider | (13:10:58): | And post it to the world |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:10:58): | Exactly. We don't owe you shit |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:11:27): | Lori might though |
| Man Spider | (13:11:38): | In hindsight, it was regrettable having my name attached to a site proposing bird rape |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:12:11): | Not on the internet anymore |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:12:27): | Plus, you can change your name if you want |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:12:33): | Just go to the DMV |
| Man Spider | (13:12:37): | Yea but between us NGBM will always be associated with bird rape |
| Man Spider | (13:12:55): | And I mean on whois.com, they'd see I paid for the site I believe |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:13:00): | It wasn't rape. It was sodomy |
| Man Spider | (13:13:15): | Whatever helps you sleep at night |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:13:18): | Nah. Just my name and home address and cell phone |
| Man Spider | (13:13:19): | Those birds suffered |
| Man Spider | (13:13:39): | Oh only my name and home address and cell phone that's all ok cool lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:13:53): | Your name didn't appear anywhere |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:14:01): | You don't own the domain |
| Man Spider | (13:14:52): | Right it's all under your name |
| Man Spider | (13:15:00): | None |
| Man Spider | (13:16:14): | Well now I'm pissed I paid for it and my names not even associated with the sodomy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:16:30): | Yeah. Which is why I'm purchasing protection so it won't appear anymore |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:30:33): | josh i googled your name and nothing came up |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:32:22): | I googled it and a lot or bench warrants came up |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:46:26): | Should I buy a Laimbeer jersey or a Thomas jersey |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:48:46): | There's a lot of Josh Margulies out there. One is a really bad actor trying to be a comedian. Another is a copywriter |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:49:14): | I think you type Rene Polanco by mistake |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:52:20): | Wanna play basketball this weekend? |
| Man Spider | (14:03:41): | I'm so down for basketball |
| Man Spider | (14:03:44): | Or tennis either or |
| Man Spider | (14:04:01): | I didn't know you were also trying to he an actor josh |
| Man Spider | (14:04:02): | Zing |
| Saturday, 09 April 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:08:47): | Jessie is moving on April 30th, would you guys be able to help? She will provide food and beer and inspirational words from Jack Garbarino |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:49:48): | Got a truck? |
| Man Spider | (10:50:18): | I can probably use the 350 from Tri Form if needed |
| Man Spider | (10:50:41): | Can fit a matress/bed frame and more |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:51:53): | I don't have anywhere to be. Where is she moving from and where is the new place? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:55:22): | She's moving to Randolph from West caldwell. Like a half hour drive. We will probably get a uhaul , the truck might help tho |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:56:09): | She's got a mattress, table, bed frame, desk, bookshelf, chairs, dresser and some random crap |
| Man Spider | (10:57:11): | I'll bring it anyway in case uhaul isn't big enough, if it is no harm no foul. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:08:15): | If it's a Saturday I can help |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:08:38): | I'll ride bitch in the 350 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:40:23): | Also |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:33:04): | AC Beerfest is the best thing ever |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:33:36): | How many breweries? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:47:01): | Pretty much every one I've ever heard of |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:47:36): | Can you buy bottles to-go? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:47:47): | Unfortunately not |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:48:29): | Malarkey |
| Sunday, 10 April 2016 |
| Man Spider | (10:28:56): | Evan said a reversal of "my dad can beat up your dad". It's "my son can beat up your son". Dad's pit their sons against each other for pride and side action betting |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:36:04): | Isn't that pretty much the sport of boxing? |
| Man Spider | (11:56:22): | Does boxing have the boxers dad's trash talking |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:01:19): | I think this could be a game changer |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:09:52): | If they are their promoters. Yeah. |
| Man Spider | (12:15:04): | Yea but boxers are also adults |
| Man Spider | (12:15:07): | I'm talking tweens |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:16:42): | Ah. Now we got something to work with |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:16:58): | Playground brawlers |
| Man Spider | (12:17:38): | My son. You're son. The playground after school. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:25:12): | My dads son could kick all your asses |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:27:26): | Three of my kids could kick your dad's ass |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:28:10): | Pete I told you. Jars full of your semen don't count as kids |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:30:20): | Ooo. Foster kids. You take them in. You make them fight. You make the money. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:30:30): | Then they go to the next foster "home" |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:30:45): | I'm gunna troll the inner cities |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:31:04): | These are my sons Jamal and Kimbo |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:32:49): | Kimbo likes that weird part of skin between the thumb and index finger. That's why we've grinded down his teeth. He's a biter. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:35:09): | This my son Logan. He got atomamuim on his skeleton |
| Man Spider | (12:36:01): | I call the big one bitey |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:38:44): | We got one here, Paco; he's a hair-puller. Head hair, beard, armpit, chest. It don't matter. \n\nAny of your kids hit puberty yet. Yeah, well tell them to shave their pubes. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:39:17): | Miguel over here. He loco. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:40:12): | Paco, Miguel, Pablo, and Jeremy. Together we call them 4 Loko |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:40:45): | Beciase they are always drunk and on energy drinks |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:40:56): | Yea the 8. What about it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:49:52): | June 11th there is another reptile show |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:49:57): | Same place. |
| Man Spider | (16:50:39): | Another 4 dollar low carb omlette for me. I kind of want a reptile now though. I think a snake. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:51:03): | Those are the best places to get them |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:51:55): | There's on on April 30th but we are helping Jessie move |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:52:06): | And I need to get a hair cut that day |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:23:02): | Brian, buy the snake. You know what you must name it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:23:27): | Stan |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:24:00): | I have the equipment |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:24:11): | They are easy to take care of |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:24:28): | No. Goku. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:24:36): | And you have a gravity chamber? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:26:02): | I can make a gravity bong |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:30:49): | Was Ed Oneil the bad guy in little giants ? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:30:58): | I'll go with you guys |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:31:14): | It was fun last time |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:31:22): | Josh you in ? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:31:49): | You can get an alligator for $125 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:32:19): | The sign says makes good pet |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:35:10): | Pretty sure he was the bad guy. What about this reptile thing? Can I harass people? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:35:40): | These are not the kinds of people you may want to harass |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:35:41): | June 11th and those people have venous and dangerous animals |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:36:15): | Not off to a good start |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:36:20): | The kind of guy who buys an alligator in a Chinese food container is probably more dangerous than any creature there |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:39:34): | You will look at animals that cost more then you will make in a year |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:39:47): | There were a few 70k snakes |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:45:11): | I'll have to let you know. Doesn't sound all that appealing |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:46:04): | If you don't want to go do t worry about it. We do stop this awesome meat place on the way back though |
| Man Spider | (18:31:26): | Oh yea if we could stop again. That still is the best ribeye I've ever had. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:32:58): | I figured we make it like a tri annual thing |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:33:02): | One in June. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:33:04): | August. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:33:07): | October |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:33:32): | June 11 works for me |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:34:48): | Jessie or Haley want to come |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:34:53): | I can take 5 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:35:28): | Well 4 and Brian my get want to drop a few pounds |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:42:29): | I'll ask jessie |
| Monday, 11 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:22:34): | Josh, write an article on how Sponsorship and Branded content are awesome and i will sneak it into my presentation |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:33:27): | What's the presentation about? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:37:27): | ad blocking |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:38:10): | When's the deadline? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:05:30): | tomorrow |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:05:34): | or may 6th |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:06:15): | O boy. I'll see what I can do. How ridiculous can I be? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:06:29): | And for exactly are you sneaking it in? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:06:34): | How* |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:06:56): | im presenting solutions to adblocking for the higher ups |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:07:04): | the CEO |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:07:06): | COO |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:07:10): | Alot of EVPS |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:12:32): | How much you like your job? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:12:51): | Cause imma get you fired, bitch. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:17:13): | just make it as ridiculous as you want ill pick and choice the parts I need, like "Bird Sodemy has skyrocketed due to our new sponsored bird catchers." |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:35:30): | Who are your sponsors. I'll write something about that sponsor and why sponsored content is so great |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:53:18): | How's this title: \n\nSponsored Content, Content Sponsors:\nPleasing the Dupers |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:54:23): | There are a lot of jobs at the new labs for networks you would be good for Josh |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:54:35): | NBC just opened up one |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:55:32): | I've applied to so many jobs at Disney, NBC, CBS, FOX, and all the others. Never heard back about a single one |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:55:52): | You gotta look for the labs |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:56:00): | That's the trendy shit |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:56:15): | what you mean labs? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:56:39): | It's called nbc labs. It's the new content and tech platforms |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:57:32): | I'm not big enough in the scene yet to make moves |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:57:42): | You can always apply to the program I'm in |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:57:48): | They start in June |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:57:59): | I've given up on desk jobs |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:58:03): | I just get depressed |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:58:37): | I can't help you then |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:58:59): | My company is super non cooperate |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:59:18): | what exactly do you do? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:59:50): | What kind of work are you looking for josh |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:03:34): | Is GroupMe acting weird for you guys? Maybe it's just my internet. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:04:16): | But I have no idea |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:04:28): | Spoke to a Navy recruiter today |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:04:42): | Maybe I'll do carpentry |
| Man Spider | (19:04:56): | Yea it's messing up for me |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:05:03): | I'm in national broadcast. So I make the plans and buy the spits for a client on the national scale. The CBS. NBCs. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:05:20): | Yea me too |
| Man Spider | (19:05:33): | Just come with me to corner, you can start as lookout. If you're good I might put you in charge of the count |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:06:29): | I'm at the point where I want to go to grad school, but loans scare the crap out of me |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:06:36): | and the military pays for it all |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:06:59): | but they're also afraid to recruit me cause of injuries and that arrest |
| Man Spider | (19:07:17): | Hey federal loans and then income based repayment and they're not do bad. Especially if you end up going into the government to work you can get them forgiven in 10 years |
| Man Spider | (19:07:29): | Get federal loans* |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:07:44): | well, if the navy takes me, I'm doing it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:07:53): | even if its enlistment |
| Man Spider | (19:07:55): | Also grad school online costs less than 10k at certain places |
| Man Spider | (19:08:12): | One I looked at was 6k and that was 2 years at Georgia tech |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:08:19): | yeah, but what I wanna do requires networking and being in the right school/area |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:08:26): | GW, maryland, georgetown |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:21:05): | They won't take you Josh. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:21:09): | Your knee. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:21:13): | I looked into it too |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:21:19): | We would barely make a draft |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:21:36): | Not true but OK |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:22:48): | You just have to get a medical waiver |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:23:03): | Quite common |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:23:11): | Maybe my knee was worse then yours but I thought about enlisting and I talked to a few ROTC program heads and they said I wouldn't be eligible |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:27:06): | Did you have reconstructive surgery? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:27:35): | You just need to show that you had surgery, physical therapy, and any follow ups |
| Man Spider | (19:27:43): | Marcs part black becauae of that surgery |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:28:17): | Cadaver? |
| Man Spider | (19:28:53): | And circle gets the square |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:29:51): | Yeah, definitely a race thing |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:31:19): | Power |
| Man Spider | (20:34:31): | http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-keep-my-grandfathers-mind-active-calling-him-eve-1589?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:37:58): | that was pretty good |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:59:25): | https://medium.com/@joshmargulies/89f53bcb7477 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:59:29): | Here you go Marc |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:59:46): | I have no idea what my message is, but I wrote it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:12:07): | I'm glad you used the guy with porn sites tattooed on his face |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:17:57): | Hostgator Dotcom. My capitalist hero. |
| Tuesday, 12 April 2016 |
| Man Spider | (08:48:08): | http://youtu.be/Qalj8wEh3ic |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:21:33): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQl1vos8YQY&feature |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:29:55): | classic elvis "smoke em if you got em" presley |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:30:39): | Hey Marcy, how'd the presentation go? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:43:46): | At 12:30 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:57:19): | Using my work? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:59:00): | "An industry leader said they want a killer Return on Investment. And there\u2019s always money to be had. They seep their way through the cracks. Ooze out of every pore. They make money selling us fresh-squeezed juice. They make money from our fresh-squeezed juices." |
| Man Spider | (12:00:11): | Nobody pays me in juices |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:00:56): | Noice |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:00:56): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:01:46): | Gotta include the condom picture. Don't make sense otherwise |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:01:58): | Or a reference to condoms or tampons |
| Man Spider | (12:02:10): | Marc are you trying to get fired though lol |
| Man Spider | (12:02:32): | Or do these people enjoy our odd brand of humor |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:03:12): | the world may never know |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:07:03): | Are you actually leaving that in there? |
| Man Spider | (12:09:52): | Do it faggot |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:10:25): | Much respect if you do. Takes balls |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:25:53): | why would you say that at work lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:26:11): | unless your boss is a 420 weed smoking beach boy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:27:52): | If advertising were that easy, I'd be making 200k a year |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:39:15): | We need updates Marc. Don't hold out on us Marc. I'm getting impatient Marc |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:51:17): | i was told to pack up my thing |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:51:37): | AND MOVE TO THE CORNER OFFICE |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:52:02): | So what actually happened |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:15:40): | I did a run through |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:19:23): | Did you take anyone's job or virginity |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:36:27): | Define a run through |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:56:28): | are you faggettes doing anything on saturday? |
| Man Spider | (15:57:01): | I have to check don't think so |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:18:25): | Nah |
| Wednesday, 13 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:50:03): | Ever just want to destroy something beautiful |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:51:32): | Every time I shave my balls, I disgrace God's work |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:53:15): | Well as enlightening as that is. I actually mean it. Just like destroy something nice just to do it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:11:48): | No |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:14:17): | I want to pee into the grand canyon, does that count |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:14:57): | Already did that, bitch |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:15:01): | Come at me |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:15:06): | Lucky |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:15:23): | I was already at the bottom though |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:16:17): | I definitely pissed on the ground in Israel though. Desecrated the shit out of the holy land |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:23:08): | Fuck the dirt jews |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:13:40): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:37:30): | His roommate is awesome. He has been pretty vocally and adamantly opposed to his campaign since the beginning. |
| Thursday, 14 April 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:19:17): | imagine trying to write your term paper while ted cruz is jerking it in his bunk |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:29:31): | "Hey Craig!"\n\n"Yeah, Ted?"\n\n"You like Reagan?"\n\n"You fucking kidding me? That a-hole is gonna destroy the economy, if not the world. Ain't no coincidence that there's six letters in all his name. Ronald Wilson Reagan. 666 Ted!"\n\n"Keep going Craig. Don't stop."\n\n"Don't even get me started. This trickle down economics shit is deplorable"\n\n"I'll show you trickle down" |
| Man Spider | (10:44:44): | Check out my wolf of Wallstreet prowess |
| Man Spider | (10:44:53): | None |
| Man Spider | (10:44:58): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:46:00): | Is that all today? |
| Man Spider | (10:46:24): | What's it say nigga |
| Man Spider | (10:46:45): | At this rate just give me 116 billion to play with and I can eliminate USAs debt |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:46:48): | It's not specific |
| Man Spider | (10:47:07): | Second picture it days today the daily % |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:47:32): | Screen shots could have been taken days apart |
| Man Spider | (10:47:54): | Robinhood is actually fucking up and scaring me lol. I opened it up this morning and it only said I had 6 dollars in. Then it switched to what I actually had and calculated my percentage with that over the 6 dollars |
| Man Spider | (10:48:04): | Hence the 16,343% increase |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:48:23): | What the hell did you invest in? |
| Man Spider | (10:49:02): | Nothing it's a glitch lol |
| Man Spider | (10:49:10): | I did not make 16000% in one day |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:49:30): | Ooo. Cash out bitch. Capitalize on their mistake |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:49:46): | Like the first episode of family guy |
| Man Spider | (10:49:47): | If I did with what I had in there I'd have made almost 2 million lol |
| Man Spider | (10:50:10): | Lol no the second part is not a mistake I actually do have 1119 in it, it's just calculating my rate wrong |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:50:43): | Ah |
| Man Spider | (10:51:33): | But like I always do, I'm gonna pull out |
| Friday, 15 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:52:34): | Josh look into the market group. They are in Morris town. They do tech and marketing |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:05:46): | I'm not seeing a company by that name on Google |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:06:12): | It's three companies |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:06:21): | Plot twist |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:06:32): | Brush fire |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:06:38): | Market something |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:06:47): | If you want a job with them you must reunite the three companies |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:06:49): | And IP |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:07:01): | It's is your destiny |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:07:10): | MarketSomething.com is a great name |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:07:13): | And defeat the warchief of each organization in hand to hand combat |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:07:35): | Who's the final boss? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:07:44): | The Jew run media? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:07:45): | the copier |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:07:48): | It's jammed |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:08:05): | The Jews control the media. But who controls the Jews? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:08:20): | Smaller Jews |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:08:31): | The microjews |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:08:46): | Nah. The Dirt Jews |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:12:47): | Who Watches Moisha Watchman? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (08:13:26): | Huh |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:15:34): | http://www.theonion.com/article/study-women-always-answer-their-phones-unless-they-18254?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing |
| Man Spider | (08:17:10): | Fucking cucks |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:17:22): | you guys want to grab dinner in the city or something tomorrow? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:22:03): | I'm game |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:57:19): | Where you thinking? Maybe a comedy show after |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:04:54): | There are a bunch of comedy places in the village |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:09:00): | We can do that |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:09:18): | Or we can go to a nice dinner |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:09:24): | I'd be up for brooklyn or Chelsea or something too |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:09:27): | Then murder hobos |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:09:33): | Then go heckle Rene after |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:09:38): | Brooklyn is to far |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:09:46): | Just hop on the subway |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:09:55): | Depends where |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:10:40): | Brooklyn is a schlep |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:12:21): | ya'll bunch of haters |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:12:28): | williamsburg is the mecca of the west |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:13:12): | but the village is cool too |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:13:44): | I work there so we can take the path or subway |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:15:14): | coo coo |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:15:31): | i think i still have like $5 on a metro card |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:15:40): | There are some cool cheap bars |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:15:51): | have you been to continental? cheap af |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:15:52): | I have unlimited paths |
| Man Spider | (11:16:49): | I think me and haley are hiking this weekend |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:17:16): | aw ok |
| Man Spider | (11:17:23): | I'll see what the rub is |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:17:26): | You two don't hike |
| Man Spider | (11:17:44): | We're bikers, not hikers |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:17:56): | its slang for "abduct children at the supermarket" |
| Man Spider | (11:20:54): | Were kidnappers but we're not sleeping |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:34:50): | None |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:34:35): | My coworker tonight said this to me "I thought you always tried to hard to fit in. Now I know you don't care about any of us and just want to see it all crumble. I can respect that" |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:35:25): | So you tried to destroy something beautiful |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:35:32): | I did |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:35:52): | I destroyed a budding relationship with 1 sentence |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:36:36): | "Wanna see my anal leakage?" |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:37:01): | "So when is this three some happening" |
| Saturday, 16 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (23:27:15): | I don't think that's right |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:59:45): | http://genius.com/Jay-z-and-kanye-west-niggas-in-paris-lyrics |
| Sunday, 17 April 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:00:10): | It's "fine me". Not find |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (00:05:00): | Kanyes references are out of control |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (00:06:03): | Yea the next line is what's 50,000 grand to a nigga like me can you please remind me |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:11:24): | http://www.forbes.com/sites/julieweed/2016/04/16/despite-banned-ads-dankstop-harnesses-social-media-to-grow-an-online-bong-mall/#6db26ff7290e |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:11:44): | See this shit. Feliks is rich |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (00:12:08): | Yea I saw that |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:12:22): | Talked to these two idiots last year about their company. They offered me a job |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (00:13:07): | In retrospect you should have said yes |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:13:27): | Eh. Not like I'd be rolling in cash. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:14:09): | Plus, Tommy chong went to prison for selling a bong to someone in the wrong state via online sales. Still very risky |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (00:16:11): | Felix can always just fall back on his Russian mob connections if the heat gets too much |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:16:43): | He also does camera work |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:16:58): | He shot the super bowl the other year |
| Man Spider | (10:28:39): | This would have been the perfect job for you josh |
| Man Spider | (10:29:02): | Weed, Internet social media, advertising. What job did they offer you |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:29:17): | Marijuana tester |
| Man Spider | (10:35:56): | Josh ask them if they need a bookkeeper/numbers guy |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:43:07): | The tommy Ching thing was fucked up. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:43:21): | I saw a documentary on it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:44:04): | Yea it wasn't fair |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:44:15): | Pretty sure they have their open jobs listed on their site |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (10:44:29): | They work out of Raritan center |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:46:20): | You should apply lol |
| Monday, 18 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:41:35): | THEY MADE A THANKSKILLING 3 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:41:45): | THEY DIDNT MAKE A 2 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:42:00): | THE PLOT OF 3 is to explain why there isnt a 2 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:42:05): | 420 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:42:11): | we are finding |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:31:48): | god damn it i had that idea years ago with kazaam |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:32:16): | although i guess Troll 2 beat both of us to the punch |
| Tuesday, 19 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:16:14): | Medium seems to be super left leaning judging by I only selected Tech as an interest and I'm getting feminist articles |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:16:41): | That's just the internet in general |
| Man Spider | (08:52:53): | Subscribe to red pill authors to even it out |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:18:33): | I got sent an article advice for my three sons. And boy howdy is it some shitty advice |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:25:24): | Pit them against each other until only one alpha son stands |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:57:04): | Adult swim gave us a presentation and showed us Rick and Morty |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:57:38): | Did you find out how plumbuses are made |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:55:11): | NGBM in real life http://gawker.com/i-have-no-idea-what-this-startup-does-and-nobody-will-t-1771036238 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:00:06): | we got beat to the punch boys |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:02:32): | It's a native ad to run hype |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:02:39): | Get your shit together Pete |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:03:21): | what do you mean |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:04:55): | That article was great |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:05:01): | We need to mock them |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:24:48): | They're living our dream |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:25:14): | They got Selena Gomez and Casey neistat and a bunch of other notable people to sign up for a group that does nothing |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:26:26): | I have an idea for an organization. we start a charity aimed at ending poverty. however we admit that it is impossible to end poverty on a worldwide scale so we are going to be realistic and just end poverty for one person |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:26:53): | so we just keep getting people to donate shit to this one guy, pressuring them that if they stop donating hes going right back onto the streets and its their fault |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:33:04): | Or you know, us |
| Wednesday, 20 April 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:36:34): | even better |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:38:49): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:39:08): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:39:23): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:39:43): | Happy holidays you heathens |
| Man Spider | (12:57:08): | Wait was chris rock really on Eric Andre lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:57:27): | Yurp |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:06:23): | I'm going to smoke the biggest fucking cigarette today |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:04:08): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:25:42): | None |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:58:43): | Looks like it's not working out for Rene |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:00:53): | I saw that earlier but I was on my laptop and didn't wanna make the effort to screenshot and upload |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:04:17): | Think someone sat him down and said, son you ain't funny.\n\nOr was it a crushing realization that he can no longer afford rent in NYC as a comedy bitch |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:45:21): | I kind of feel bad joking about his career now |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:45:54): | That's just you being introspective cause you high |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:46:17): | But yeah. I feel bad too. But it's an easy target |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:50:11): | To be fair his jokes were real bad |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:51:14): | As a capitalist I don't feel bad when people fall at business ventures. Rene was a vegan humus place in the heart of Texas. Some people like it. But mostly just him |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:51:52): | That's true, like hummus his humor only appealed to health conscious Muslims |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:55:11): | Or people just trying to fit in |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:55:59): | Hey, Jews too |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:56:06): | And people in Austin |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:59:08): | Who knows, maybe his stand-up got better. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:59:11): | Probably not |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:00:17): | I heard he's been getting into airline food jokes |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:02:14): | I heard recently that Jet Blue recently got into the hot dinner game. \n\nMore like Jet Red, like the roof of my mouth. It's NUTS how hot that pizza was. Mamma Mia. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:02:59): | Please , take my wife! My name's Rene, thank you, goodnight |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:04:17): | Even though Josh was making fun of Rene's jokes. That was still so bad o want him and Rene to fail at comedy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:05:19): | Who and Rene? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:05:27): | You |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:05:40): | Aww. That's cute |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:05:52): | That joke was so bad. I want you to start a comedy career and fail |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:06:13): | Although I am unemployed. It's the perfect precursor to a career in comedy |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:06:46): | Take Rene's old job |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:07:05): | Then fail and take his new job |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:07:34): | So what's the deal with bird cochlea s? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:08:02): | I read that as bird Cochella |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:08:12): | Big bird, more like big slut, am I right everyone? My name's Josh |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:08:17): | I also saw Theresa from highschool on the train |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:10:17): | There was a Theresa in high school? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:10:28): | Asian |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:13:46): | I remember the Asian girl from high school |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:14:49): | Describe her booty |
| Thursday, 21 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:44:24): | Not there |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:45:10): | My new motto is "hotter then the sands. Bigger then the ocean" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:49:53): | I like it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:02:55): | I would have sex with Megyn Kelly |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:12:52): | Pretty sure none of us would be opposed to banging her. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:13:18): | Some would be loving fucks. Other hate fucks. But fucks nonetheless. |
| Man Spider | (12:22:43): | A love to hate fuck |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:29:43): | I want to put a baby in her |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:30:26): | Don't promise baby to crazy |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:31:14): | Or you just want to surgically implant an already born baby back into the womb? Cause I could get down with that. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:45:52): | I love how I'll say like a normal thing and then we just go off |
| Man Spider | (12:47:45): | It is pretty funny how fast something devolves in this group chat |
| Man Spider | (12:48:22): | Think haley secretly believes were all under 100 IQ when I show her some of these conversations |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:55:21): | Prince died :( |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:55:43): | and you gotta keep these things from the women folk, it only serves to upset them. after all, they are the gentler sex |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:57:23): | Rip Prince. You were a king |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:57:32): | Chyna died too |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:58:31): | i hope they are both having freaky sex up in heaven |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:58:37): | None |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:58:41): | RIP |
| Man Spider | (13:05:16): | Can't believe the Prince of China died |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:01:34): | Can I get ride to Jessie's next week |
| Man Spider | (20:02:27): | Gotcha |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:00:09): | Thanks for doing this guys, she appreciates it and I appreciate the help as well |
| Friday, 22 April 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:30:53): | https://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?a=gkZ6OBbb66M&u=/watch&v=A1a5QQoHh60&feature=share |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:14:09): | What's doing, my homeboys? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:20:23): | I'm out tonight but I ain't doing shit tomorrow if you guys want to do something |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:21:43): | I'm out |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:06:31): | When are we celebrating my 24th birthday |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:08:30): | Why are birthdays even celebrated in the first place |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:09:06): | Congratulations, you're one year closer to death |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:34:03): | What do you want to do for your birthday? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:35:10): | I couldn't care less what I do for my birthday |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:46:44): | Then we are going to a male strip club for your birthday |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:47:59): | Jokes on you. You're the one that's gonna be slippin ones in banana hammocks |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:58:55): | You mean tubmans |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:45:41): | I'm turning 25 this year |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:45:43): | You fucks owe me a birthday |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:46:17): | Asked 1 coworker to go\nTo a stop club. He went |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:46:35): | I'll go if I get to hold my nose |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:01:23): | Nah. Pussy is pussy |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:01:29): | I'm a strip club vet |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:02:25): | Can I sniff some b holes |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:04:08): | I'm really good at liyimg to strippers |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:04:44): | Whatever it takes to get my face by their brown eyes |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (22:06:53): | Listen. It so easy to blow strippers off |
| Man Spider | (22:51:08): | I don't understand. Why do lie to strippers if you're paying them |
| Man Spider | (22:51:17): | You lie to* |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:51:57): | Strip clubs are awful |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:52:25): | And plus, the Internet |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:52:35): | It's a thing. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:52:38): | Porn |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (23:14:31): | Listen |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (23:14:42): | Strippers have titties |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (23:14:51): | I lie to girls fro free |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (23:15:01): | I gunna lie when it cost money |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:20:42): | It's more cost effective to forego the latter |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (23:29:33): | Text ex girlfriend. Yes or no |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:32:15): | \ufffd |
| Saturday, 23 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (00:18:35): | I asked one damn time to a strip club and we went with a coworker |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (00:18:47): | Brian tried to take me but it closed |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (00:19:09): | So Pete and Josh owe me titiea |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:30:31): | Pete. You're up. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:30:49): | None |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (00:31:20): | Josh just sent his nipple on Passover |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (00:31:24): | That's baller |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (00:32:14): | It's a first born thing. None of you would understand. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:58:27): | What's good for today biz boyz |
| Man Spider | (13:01:44): | Free tonight to do whatevez |
| Man Spider | (13:01:51): | And I mean whatevez ;) |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:02:18): | I'm free I think. Well if I beat syndicate first |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:29:08): | I'm not doing shit |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:15:40): | Aight cool |
| Man Spider | (15:15:32): | Bowling maybe? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:12:49): | Sunburned Latino jokes. Classic |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:36:05): | Whatever you guys want to do |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:41:55): | Toilet shopping? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:53:18): | You bey |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:53:19): | Bet |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:42:16): | Alright I'm just gonna have dinner and then I'm free |
| Man Spider | (18:51:41): | I just got Colorado medicinal gummy bears if anyone wants to try one |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:51:54): | I do lol |
| Man Spider | (18:53:40): | Cool beans lol. It came in a bag of 12. Don't know how strong each is but in my past experience it'd better to eat less at first and add later if needed lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:57:43): | My body is ready |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:57:51): | Let's take one and ho see die hard 5 |
| Man Spider | (18:58:06): | I'M ON VACATION |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:04:43): | Where we meeting |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:14:57): | You guys eating grizzly bears? |
| Man Spider | (20:16:21): | They're called dummy bears I believe |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:18:16): | I'll go buy beer for myself. Watch a movie? Play pool? Shoot a porno? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:19:23): | I'm feeling a bit under the weather. So\nI'm gunna stay in tonight. All that dick sucking |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:21:19): | I'm down to play pool and watch a movie. Feel better Marc, next time wash the dick before deep throating |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:22:11): | Yeah, uncircumcised cock smegma can be a real nuisance. |
| Man Spider | (20:22:54): | Feel better Marc. I'm down for pool and a movie |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:23:09): | Cool beans |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:25:43): | ok im gonna leave in 15 |
| Man Spider | (20:29:38): | No you leave now |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:29:51): | \ufffd |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:57:37): | Omw |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:57:49): | I'm a bad estimater of time |
| Man Spider | (20:59:00): | What are you a drug dealer |
| Man Spider | (20:59:14): | My names Brian and I'll be here all week |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:19:26): | You guys are at Brian's right |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:19:39): | Before I walk in like I own the place |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:19:53): | Yeah |
| Sunday, 24 April 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (12:09:47): | Would you guys be able to be at Jessie's place at 9 on Saturday ? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:12:37): | Depends when Brian can get the work truck |
| Man Spider | (12:13:19): | I'll pick it up Friday night or early Saturday. 9 should be fine. What's the address? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:11:45): | Want to pick me up Brian ? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:11:53): | Doesn't make sence for me to drive to your place |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:14:13): | Her address is 1048 Bloomfield Ave, apt 2d, West Caldwell NJ. Basically you just get on the parkway, get off at 145, then take 280 to exit 1, then it's just local roads to her place |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:16:26): | We moving her squat rack too? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:16:49): | Just her power rack, aka wine rack |
| Man Spider | (13:19:43): | Yea I'll scoop you marc |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:21:35): | Thanks. So wanna pick me up at like 8:15-8:30 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:22:07): | i promise it wont be that bad lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:26:54): | How many bottles of wine we moving? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:27:19): | a lot |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:37:26): | Normal bottles or Carlo Rossi sized |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:37:40): | I Also just dropped 45lbs in my foot |
| Man Spider | (17:01:21): | Yea I'll scoop you then |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:47:18): | My company raised money to stop anti guy bullying. I'm not against gay people. I just don't like people telling me I have to do something. They get really aggressive for you to donate. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:48:21): | Das capitalism for ya |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:48:53): | Why don't we just start a fund to get more gay people into bullying |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:48:55): | Like there is a walk for AIDS. That's fine. It's in Brooklyn and I don't want to go. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:48:59): | Even the playing fields |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:49:18): | Forced charity is some bullshit tho |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:49:23): | I'm for bullying |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:49:38): | Isn't the church forced charity? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:50:09): | Getting shamed if you don't put money in the dish |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:50:21): | Nah you can let that shit go |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:50:58): | Also if your going to church you are agreeing and going with everything |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:51:58): | You walk by people wanting money for things you by the grocery store |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:54:04): | On the reals though people are terrible but bullying in gay or race isn't bullying. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:54:23): | That's rascist or homophobic. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:54:34): | Yea nobody cares if you don't put anything in the collection basket |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:54:49): | If you were a tail to school and meow like a cat. Maybe you should get bullied a little to change |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:21:43): | Alright time the fuck out |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:21:59): | Kesha had sex with a ghost |
| Man Spider | (21:27:35): | Sex with a ghost? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:28:11): | Yea. She even wrote a song about it |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:34:50): | Haven't we all |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (21:35:34): | I keep telling you Pete. That wasn't a ghost it's a Klan Memeber |
| Monday, 25 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:29:59): | I realized today. That you have to plan advertising stereotyping people. |
| Tuesday, 26 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:30:04): | Well he's got my vote now |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:37:35): | I saw like twenty minutes of her show girls and I want to throw something at the screen. Just a bunch of whining and complaining. Also, she's disgusting. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:40:38): | The article described her as "a human ziploc bag of lumpy cottage cheese" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:46:26): | She looks like she probably smells like feet |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:47:34): | She looks like the kinda girl who you'd be ashamed to take to McDonald's |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:47:43): | Or be in line with her |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:52:33): | Like I'd fuck her. But just for the story. And like never tell anyone the story. |
| Man Spider | (15:44:57): | https://i.imgur.com/BF303GK.jpg |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:45:51): | Fuck Hillary Clinton |
| Man Spider | (15:46:15): | Don't christian-splain to me |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:48:05): | Imma CROSS-examine you |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:54:08): | What I imagine Lena Dunham looks\nlike naked. She would be the girl who keeps a bra on during sex. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:58:44): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:59:12): | dont open that at work |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:59:13): | NSFW |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:59:20): | My God, I think i might never get a boner agian |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:59:24): | shouldve warned you all beforehand |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:09:44): | THIS IS WHAT REAL WOMEN LOOK LIKE |
| Man Spider | (16:10:19): | Real women are built like mashed potatoes |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:15:08): | Wouldn't mind pouring some gravy over those mashed potatoes if you know what I mean |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:16:36): | Got some butter for dem rolls? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:07:30): | Does her vagina start at her belly button ? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:28:54): | We can make fun of her all we want. But let's be serious. She would definitely win the blue ribbon for best hog at the Bucks County state far |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:25:09): | Holy shit, Brian. \n\nReddit.com/r/counting |
| Man Spider | (20:27:46): | I've seen that subreddit before it's nuts lol |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:00:44): | just a friendly reminder, doing.biz expires on Friday so we have to decide what we wanna do by way of renewing with GoDaddy. Last I checked, it's gonna be upwards of $130 total for 5 years, but we need to add protection so random assholes cannot email and call me from my WHOIS information. |
| Wednesday, 27 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:38:29): | Okay I don't think we belong on medium |
| Man Spider | (07:39:53): | Screw goDaddy |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:40:23): | We will make our own internet. With black jack. And hookers |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:40:35): | Actually that's just the Internet |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (07:43:27): | Yea we don't need that, we can use medium for our porn |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:23:17): | Pete, what's your office think of Fiorina, cause it looks like she's about to be named Cruz's running mate |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:27:15): | i heard about that. nobody cares here honestly, although they dont talk about politics much, except for one woman in the pod next to me who wont shut up about bernie sanders when given the chance lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:27:53): | i'm sure everyone at my company who's been here a while knows about the layoffs while fiorina was CEO so they might be salty |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:28:24): | You work in a pod? What's that like? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:29:35): | each pod is an octagon with a desk in each corner |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:29:48): | i share a pod with 2 other people and 1 empty desk |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:30:15): | then im connected to other pods next to me with the same layout, and it's like this for most of the floor, except for a few execs that have offices |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:31:08): | do you fart alot and stink out the joint |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:31:18): | None |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:31:24): | like you wouldnt believe |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:31:39): | i enjoy being a cog in the corporate machine |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:31:51): | yesterday i got an email saying as a reward they are letting us wear jeans for the rest of the week |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:31:54): | Oh boy! Jeans! |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:33:07): | You should wear those obnoxious orange colored jeans. Really rub their openness about casual dress in their faces |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:34:03): | they brought up in a meeting a few months ago about how we arent ever allowed to wear sneakers, even on jeans fridays, so i stopped doing that lol. my point being that im sure theyve thought this one through |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:36:38): | i wear jeans and chuck taylors every day |
| Man Spider | (13:36:43): | This is what's song with capitalism |
| Man Spider | (13:36:47): | Too few jeans |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:37:29): | jeans are the garb of the proletariat |
| Man Spider | (13:40:57): | Wear your slave clothes, I'm going commando next friday |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:44:12): | You're saving Alyssa Milano from Colombian drug kingpins? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:44:47): | None |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (13:45:29): | Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:01:56): | oh man |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:02:00): | theres a fitness challenge at work |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:02:16): | With what prize? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:02:19): | to see who can get the most "steps" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:02:23): | im going to destroy these middle aged women |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:02:49): | Ah, so they want to save money on health insurance premiums. Clever clever HP |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:03:24): | im not falling into their trap |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (14:03:41): | im also not going to participate because if i lose to an overweight 50 year old woman then im just going to have to kill myself |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:03:44): | *Stepping |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:04:14): | You're not STEPPING into their trap |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:04:40): | But you can destroy them in the stair count |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:18:28): | Keep it on your writer when you masterbate. You will win |
| Man Spider | (14:37:37): | None |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:59:53): | i laughed out loud at that |
| Man Spider | (15:07:16): | I did too lol |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:21:04): | The tinder game done changed http://www.vice.com/read/you-can-have-orgies-through-tinder-now-but-everyone-will-know-vgtrn?utm_source=vicefbus |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:29:46): | I had this idea when I was working at that app company. I called it third wheel |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:31:42): | Wanna make Ass Pass? You pay a fee but you get into strip clubs with out a cover |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:35:09): | Think of it like Groupon but instead of getting deals on wine and painting classes you get free drinks if you go to the strip club on a Tuesday afternoon |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:49:43): | So the ClassPass of strip clubs |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:52:32): | Hence Ass Pass |
| Man Spider | (16:40:03): | Damn tinder, I picked the wrong 3 years to be in a committed relationship |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (17:01:02): | I can't wait to go to an orgy to see only dudes showed up |
| Man Spider | (17:08:41): | "I thought you were a chick" "I thought you were a chick" "well we're all here may as well make the best of it" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (18:05:49): | It's not gay if we were all deceived |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:41:39): | I judge other fat people by the size of there shoes. If they have big feet. They are ment to big. If they have tiny feet. They just fat |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (18:54:20): | It's all about the size of the cankle. If it's a seamless transition, it's a giveaway. |
| Man Spider | (18:55:16): | It's all about the joints. No neck, no ankles, no elbows means you're a gordita |
| Man Spider | (18:55:46): | On a related note I started fat shaming amber because he's been putting on weight. It's a new therapy for pets I'm innovating |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:56:08): | Who the fuck is amber |
| Man Spider | (18:56:18): | The feral cat that lives in my house |
| Man Spider | (18:56:31): | It doesn't really help him at all but it makes me feel good about myself |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:56:32): | What happened to blue and other |
| Man Spider | (18:56:44): | They just live in loris room lol |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:57:05): | Also how far has Lori driven your house down in value |
| Man Spider | (18:57:55): | Well I just learned that today one of the outdoor cats, Garfield who looks like he'd half dead already, was fighting a fox on our deck. So I think we'd be lucky if we're 50% of our original value |
| Man Spider | (18:58:21): | I really wish I was making this up |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (18:58:44): | Cats are the devil |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:00:02): | Cats are aliens. Look it up. Internet said it's true. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:01:01): | You can't lie on the Internet |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:27:46): | How do cats get fat, it's not like they can go in the fridge themselves |
| Man Spider | (19:29:47): | Real cats have curves |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:36:44): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHWAtMQs0NY |
| Man Spider | (22:40:39): | Just watched that before lol. Or....A CEO |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (22:56:05): | I want to kill myself |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (23:09:25): | Qualcomm must've had a pretty profound effect on you |
| Thursday, 28 April 2016 |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:04:22): | just secured doing.biz for the next 5 years |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:04:55): | just waiting for the day when we can shout "Fuck the Zuck" and mean it |
| Man Spider | (22:15:02): | People on r/Wallstreetbets were saying cucked by the Zuck and can't cuck the Zuck today |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:16:29): | We're ahead of the game |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:16:54): | Maybe we should sell t-shirts |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (22:17:19): | None |
| Friday, 29 April 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (03:42:12): | I'd buy one |
| Man Spider | (08:10:07): | I'd buy one too |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:10:32): | People would buy them |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:10:39): | Make 50 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:10:43): | Keep 4 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (08:10:47): | Sell 46 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:12:24): | What if we stated we were the guys that the winklevoss twins stole FB from before Zuck stole FB from the winklevoss twins? |
| Man Spider | (08:13:07): | Yea Winklevoss and Zuckerberg did shit, it was all us |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:13:56): | We were about to go into business with the Winklevoss twins and launch the site, but before we launched they said they had to go get cigarettes and never returned |
| Man Spider | (09:01:26): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hma1l14xbG0 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:07:57): | I got some news for you guys |
| Man Spider | (09:15:27): | News news, pete has news |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:20:46): | Such a tease Pete. Making a boy wait. |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:27:28): | Ok so #1 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:27:41): | I am working on a new concept for doing.biz called NGBM Platinum |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:27:58): | it is a subscription based service that offers nothing to the customer in return except access to more subscription based services |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:28:12): | It's a platform for innovators to be connected to even more innovative innovators |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:28:23): | now #2 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:28:33): | I have an idea for a satirical product that I think NGBM should get behind |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:28:53): | It is a little camera that you mount on the dashboard of your car that sends a video feed of whatever is going through your dashboard to your smartphone |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:29:02): | going thorugh your windshield* |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:29:23): | that way you can safely stare at your phone the whole time you drive, effectively solving the texting while driving crisis |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:29:31): | last thing, #3 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:29:34): | and this is real life |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:29:50): | jessie's renting hte moving truck tomorrow at 9am if you guys can try and be there around then |
| Man Spider | (09:30:15): | So be thetr at 9? No problem |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:30:32): | her sister's boyfriend is also coming to help move and he is a monster of a man so it should be pretty easy. she lives like 35 - 40 min away with no traffic. its an easy drive, just hop on the parkway and then 280 |
| Man Spider | (09:59:42): | Josh, marc, my oil light came on today would one of you be able to drive? Pete said we don't need the f350 so we can go straight there |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (10:05:34): | Christa needs the car |
| Man Spider | (10:08:12): | Josh? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:28:53): | also: http://comicbook.com/2016/04/29/the-punisher-tv-series-officially-coming-to-netflix/ |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (10:28:59): | hell yea |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:30:11): | My bad, yeah I can drive. We definitely don't need the 350 though? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (11:32:44): | And fuck yeah. Shane made an awesome punisher |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (11:34:39): | yea her sister's boyfriend leaves nearby in clifton so hes going to come by with his truck. between that and the uhaul theres no need for the 350. this should be pretty quick |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:35:52): | like my first marriage |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:58:50): | http://i.imgur.com/IqabyGb.jpg |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:59:18): | Sometimes I like r/the_donald |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:15:11): | Pete, what's the address again? |
| Man Spider | (19:23:47): | I go there sometimes too lol |
| Man Spider | (19:25:47): | None |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:26:03): | It is: \n\n1048 Bloomfield Ave\nApt 2D\nWest Caldwell NJ\n07006 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (19:26:19): | Jessie said you guys can get there at 9:30 since we get the truck at 9:15 |
| Man Spider | (19:26:52): | Good extra time to jerk it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:28:37): | Marc, just drive here tomorrow morning. We'll leave from Webb St |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:29:07): | I don't have a car. Hence I'm not driving |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:29:26): | You're a cunt |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:29:41): | You are what you eat |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (19:29:42): | *You're a Hillary |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (19:30:11): | Oh you said cunt not Dorritos and MTN DEW |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:39:12): | Marc and Brian. Be ready to leave at 8. We can stop on the way for coffee/breakfast. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:40:17): | And you can take your morning coffee shits at Jessie's old apartment. Leave with some parting gifts. |
| Man Spider | (20:41:36): | 8? It ain't 2 hours away lol |
| Man Spider | (20:42:06): | From what I saw it was 40 minutes |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:42:17): | It's like 45. But we gonna stop for coffee. And I need gas |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:42:36): | And my check tire light is on, so we gotta do that too |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:42:45): | Full them with air that is |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:43:17): | And we're going south to Marc. Then going back north |
| Man Spider | (20:46:10): | Alright I'm just saying I don't want to get there too much before pete and jessie cause well just be waiting |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:47:15): | We'll get that at 9 at the earliest considering we're making some stops. I wouldn't worry |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (20:47:26): | Get there* |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:02:39): | Sounds good. Feel free to take huge BMs and clog the toilet up. She ain't unclogging that |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:07:21): | I assume you're sleeping there tonight? Also, where's the new apartment? |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:26:37): | It's in Randolph. I'm sleeping at her place in West Caldwell tonight |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:26:53): | K |
| Saturday, 30 April 2016 |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:00:47): | We are picking up the truck now |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (16:48:11): | Thanks again for helping with the move, Jessie and I appreciate it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:52:53): | Eric was the real MVP |
| Man Spider | (16:54:01): | No problem you just owe us your undying gratitude |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:54:29): | And your first born |
| Sunday, 01 May 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (12:20:53): | Is there a way I can just follow things in medium. There tech stuff is actually really cool. But I have to sift through shit I don't care about. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:24:10): | Yeah. Much easier to do on desktop than phone. Click on the tag for tech. It'll give a dedicated feed for tech stories. Then click follow. Your can follow as many tags as you like |
| Man Spider | (12:25:23): | Also search and follow publications |
| Man Spider | (12:26:13): | You can find publications by topic |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:27:08): | If you like tech, try backchannel.com |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:27:23): | It's medium's in house tech blog |
| Monday, 02 May 2016 |
| Man Spider | (09:02:48): | None |
| Man Spider | (09:03:53): | Cracked wants to interview me on my construction experience based on one comment I made months ago. Must be a slow news year |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:04:40): | Sweet baby Jesus you need to be a part of this |
| Man Spider | (09:09:10): | yea? I was thinking of telling him to go fuck himself but ruining a cracked article is probably better |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:13:14): | Oh man you need to take advantage of this |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:16:47): | Destroy the Patriarchy. Say how John was the nicest sweetest transgendered man who identifies as an attack helicopter |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:17:08): | Loved all people and wanted people never to feel uncomfortable |
| Man Spider | (09:17:30): | What you never expect about construction is all the gay sex |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:24:04): | My takeaway. I know Brian's Reddit name. Time to start anew. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:24:52): | But seriously, you should rag on John. Hard. |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:25:46): | Your name is DJBJ. Mines DiscoSpidr |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:28:32): | Also, and this is a must. You need to be sure to refer him to doing.biz. especially if you don't want to participate. Say there's a conflict of interest or something because you are an editor at your own publication. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:29:02): | Or just make sure it's in your email signature. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:30:44): | Does cracked just go through Reddit to find people to interview. Pretty lean operation they got going. We should get in on that. |
| Man Spider | (09:38:37): | I was contacted by mtv once too on reddit for true life |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:39:17): | Brian is a star, lying in wait |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:42:41): | We could do the same though if we wanted. Get some interviews up on the website |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (09:43:19): | What did you even say in the comment about construction? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:36:26): | Im just Sucking Dick and Doing Dope |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:28:46): | Yes, that |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:29:04): | Brian, did you respond to cracked douche? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (20:00:59): | Sounds legit |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:10:27): | Wanna you |
| Tuesday, 03 May 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (07:37:37): | Open a gay theme park. Call it six fags |
| Man Spider | (07:48:16): | The date on the milk is old, call that a spoiler alert |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (20:53:33): | https://vine.co/v/iPAb3b7dV2X |
| Man Spider | (21:21:12): | Oh by the way yea I did message that cracked guy back were setting up how to do this, probably email. |
| Man Spider | (21:21:21): | But in other news who's ready for the trumpire |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:22:39): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TACa9mExYFI/maxresdefault.jpg |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (21:41:31): | Ted is a mess |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:46:02): | Brian, be sure to mention dobis |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:46:51): | Shameless plugs are okay given that cracked is shamelessly using Reddit comments for source material |
| Man Spider | (21:53:35): | I'm going to mention the daily darting contests we had to see who got decide lunch |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (21:54:14): | I don't remember that |
| Wednesday, 04 May 2016 |
| Man Spider | (08:03:21): | Farting* |
| Man Spider | (08:03:46): | I'm just going to make construction sound retardedly progressive and liberal |
| Man Spider | (08:04:29): | "Yea john was a fag and all but we loved the guy, not in a homo way though, so we accepted who he was" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (08:05:06): | write about how you guys all one day catcalled a single mom as she came past with her stroller, but instead of yelling HEY MA you cheered her and little Caiden for being so strong and brave |
| Man Spider | (08:08:26): | Hey lady! You're stronger than you think you are and don't you ever forget it |
| Man Spider | (12:08:25): | My boss has the first cut of his movie |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:10:16): | Busy later? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:10:20): | Let's watch |
| Man Spider | (12:29:08): | Google "american mobster - rough cut 1" |
| Man Spider | (12:29:13): | Well youtube it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:32:24): | I'm not finding shit. You have a link |
| Man Spider | (12:37:30): | It may be private/only shared with him |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:44:59): | Get dat link |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:45:22): | Tell him your friends wanna be the first to screen it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (12:45:42): | And write rave reviews to be placed on the movie posters |
| Man Spider | (12:45:50): | I'm getting it now |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:09:00): | im going to write an article for NGBM |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:09:11): | Bad is the New Good |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:10:17): | Let me know when you're done and I'll publish it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:10:39): | okay |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (13:53:12): | just sent it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:55:47): | MSGR |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:55:53): | Make Shit Get Rich |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:55:57): | I like it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:56:13): | now throw in there how doing.biz is intentionally shitty and we're golden |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:56:54): | also, make sure you put a draft on Medium. then submit it to doing dot biz so that it can go live |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:57:33): | I can't access your account, so you have to do it under Ace |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (13:57:47): | otherwise it'll just be NextGenBizMen that wrote it |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:00:34): | v2 sent |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:01:05): | That\u2019s why we only give you the absolute worst advice that we can. The NGBM knew we would never make it in the fortune 500 world, but we knew we could make it in the people who don\u2019t have any\xa0idea what goes into a fortune 500 company world. We are the everyman of shit. Let our shit into your hearts and minds and we promise to never let that shit change. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:01:07): | golden |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:03:13): | how do i publish it through NGBM |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (14:06:38): | i published it |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:46:46): | Click the menu button. There should be an option to publish with Doing Dot Biz |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:47:10): | Care if I edit for grammar and what not? And stylistics. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (14:47:15): | Or you wanna do it? |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:09:03): | I published it already |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:11:25): | just sent the request to publish in doing dot biz via email |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:11:31): | you have to accept |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:12:05): | I'm gonna change some of the formatting though. maybe add some pictures so that there is a stupid thumbnail |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (15:12:49): | next time, before publishing, submit it to the publication. it'll cut down on the back and forth |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (15:14:18): | aight |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:15:15): | who is ready for Trump to make america great again |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:15:45): | We deserve Trump |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:26:16): | I walk by this everyday never realized the top |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:29:57): | Fucking liberal scum |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (16:31:21): | this is why we need trump |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:34:49): | I have a feeling you're gonna be seeing a lot of Hillary Republicans coming out of the woodwork. |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (16:35:39): | President Trump may never happen. He'll have to remain in the shadows. |
| Man Spider | (16:43:10): | He's not the president we need, but the one we deserve. |
| Man Spider | (16:43:29): | He is for federal legalization of Marijuana and against TPP. |
| Man Spider | (16:44:17): | Trump is pretty cool he wants to make america great again and doesn't afraid of anyrhing \n |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:22:10): | did he really say he's down for legalization? |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:22:50): | None |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:22:54): | also, I believe this looks appropriately stupid enough |
| Man Spider | (17:23:08): | He says federally legalize it or decriminalize it forget which, and let states decide if they want to sell it recreationally |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:23:21): | good enough for me |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:23:35): | better than crooked shills |
| Man Spider | (17:24:44): | First Lil Marco, then Lyin Ted, now Crooked Hillary |
| Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon | (17:26:01): | I enjoy the fact that he didn't even waste time on John Kasich. all he said was that he eats a lot and that he was disgusting when he did it |
| Thursday, 05 May 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (09:18:39): | Okay fellas if i do well on my presentation tomorrow. Make America Great Again Hats on me if i do well |
| Man Spider | (09:25:35): | Are you making a presentation of trump? |
| Man Spider | (09:25:48): | End it with "I'm hired" |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (09:25:52): | can't stump the trump |
| GroupMe | (14:42:37): | Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (14:53:31): | Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon changed name to Flatulancelot |
| GroupMe | (14:54:04): | Flatulancelot changed the group's name to Sniff Away Your Cray |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (17:02:53): | Lol |
| Flatulancelot | (17:04:27): | At least he knows he's pandering |
| Man Spider | (18:21:02): | Kung Pow Enter the fist is on |
| Flatulancelot | (18:21:20): | Let me guess, Spike? |
| Man Spider | (18:21:34): | 304, hbo |
| Flatulancelot | (18:21:44): | Ooo |
| Man Spider | (18:22:15): | Holds up pretty well for being so dumb lol |
| Flatulancelot | (18:22:35): | God, I love getting notifications with this picture. |
| Flatulancelot | (18:23:23): | None |
| Saturday, 07 May 2016 |
| The Rent is too Damn High | (11:43:07): | None |
| GroupMe | (11:43:58): | The Rent is too Damn High changed name to The Donald |
| Flatulancelot | (11:44:31): | Unkie Donnie el Presidente |
| GroupMe | (12:05:56): | Man Spider changed name to $hillar\xa5 4 Prisun |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:50:01): | Man I can't wait for my bosses movie to be done so you guys can see it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:50:32): | He keeps talking about himself like he's the next scorcese |
| Flatulancelot | (15:50:48): | I thought he just produced it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:51:09): | He wrote a new scene |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:51:40): | In fact I have it with me |
| Bonesaw Is Ready | (15:51:47): | Describe it to me |
| GroupMe | (15:52:25): | Bonesaw Is Ready changed name to Whispering Brown Eye |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:52:51): | A mafioso hit man walks into a court building, bribes the black security guard with basketball tickets, bribes the hot law clerk with jelweey while hitting on her, then talks to a judgr, gets info, and bribes him too, with money |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:53:22): | My boss is adamant about the security guard being black too so that he can talk about what he heard on the street |
| Flatulancelot | (15:53:44): | So plain |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:54:59): | We have to write and save money to get something produced. Given how bad the first script was the video itself came out great comparatively |
| Flatulancelot | (16:31:40): | What's a good mother's day gift? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:32:45): | Put a bow on yourself |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:32:58): | Without you and Zach she is nothing |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:36:10): | For my mom we are doing a rebirthing ceremony |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:11:57): | None |
| Sunday, 08 May 2016 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:44:30): | Happy mothers day fellas |
| Flatulancelot | (14:45:28): | \U0001f528\ufffd |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:59:07): | Great argument about trump tonight at dinner. Yu guys would have loved it. My uncle did a toast to Trump in a crowded restaurant and then did a Bernie Sanders impression for like 15 minutes straight |
| Flatulancelot | (19:00:15): | How did the people in the restaurant react? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:00:50): | Lots of staring at us |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:21:59): | My mom said "did you see London elected their first Muslim mayor? We've had a Muslim president for years though" |
| Flatulancelot | (19:26:02): | Just throwing it out there, there was a huge push against JFK when he was running for president because everyone claimed that he was under control of the Pope. |
| Flatulancelot | (19:26:20): | Muslims are the new Catholics |
| Flatulancelot | (19:27:09): | Also, Lincoln was a gay |
| Flatulancelot | (19:27:17): | So there's that. |
| The Donald | (19:27:22): | No he was straight |
| Flatulancelot | (19:27:31): | Straight up gay |
| The Donald | (19:27:35): | Pierce Bucamans was a fag hard |
| Flatulancelot | (19:28:03): | Pretty sure Lincoln used to fuck this one guy. Pretty well documented |
| The Donald | (19:28:48): | He shared a bed with Smart. And that wasn't as uncommon as you think back them |
| Flatulancelot | (19:29:16): | Who was gay? Franklin Pierce or James Buchanan? Or is there a president Pierce Buchanan I've never heard of? |
| The Donald | (19:29:17): | Mary Todd was t crazy either. She just had post pardom |
| Flatulancelot | (19:29:36): | All bitches be tripping |
| The Donald | (19:29:36): | Unconfirmed pierce |
| The Donald | (19:29:48): | Buchanan. Was confirmed |
| The Donald | (19:29:56): | No wife. No attempt |
| The Donald | (19:30:02): | He was well documented |
| Flatulancelot | (19:30:42): | So the gays ruined the country long ago |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:51:27): | How come the president of united states could afford a second bed for his body guard lol. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:52:40): | His body guard had night terrors so he couldn't sleep alone |
| Monday, 09 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (06:34:36): | TJ Miller was a bro. |
| The Donald | (09:28:13): | That moment when your coworkers have to fill you in on what you did onfriday |
| Flatulancelot | (09:28:58): | What happened |
| The Donald | (09:42:02): | We had a party. I remember that. |
| The Donald | (09:42:20): | But the bar after I broke a glass and then had like an hour long conversation with someone |
| The Donald | (09:43:30): | Apparently I wasn't too bad so it's cool |
| Flatulancelot | (09:43:54): | Unkie Donnie's America is my favorite America |
| The Donald | (09:50:10): | Thats were i wanna be |
| Flatulancelot | (10:10:53): | Anyone see captain America yet? Seeing it at 1130 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:11:10): | Nope might see it later this week |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:11:39): | Also marc I feel your pain, I often forget what I did on Fridays because my life has become the movie groundhog day |
| The Donald | (10:14:46): | Is it just me, or like half the trump supposter really attractive women |
| The Donald | (10:15:11): | also i go on r/the_donald way to much |
| Flatulancelot | (10:16:27): | Hot chicks are always uber nationalists. Can't taint the bloodlines |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:24:33): | It's cause their all hot southern chicks |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:24:56): | And they have pics of all these ugos supporting bernie. It makes me wonder, am I also an ugo? |
| The Donald | (10:35:30): | Guys, Brian is thinking again |
| The Donald | (10:35:35): | hit the hard reboot |
| Flatulancelot | (10:36:16): | Just mule kick him in the back of the head. Should do the trick. Worked twice before |
| The Donald | (10:36:40): | i saw some topless burnie supports, they werent as good looking as trump, but they had some par boobies |
| Flatulancelot | (10:37:15): | Bernie was at Clydz last night taking pictures with the lay folk |
| The Donald | (10:37:39): | also steven crowder is trying to get triggle puff and the the no lats guy on his show |
| Flatulancelot | (10:37:58): | Don't see Trump at bars cause he a straightedge bitch. |
| Flatulancelot | (10:38:25): | I have no idea what any of those words mean that you just spoke |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:56:30): | You know the video you listened to while we drove back from helping jessie move? The fat bitch=trigglypuff |
| Flatulancelot | (11:02:31): | Didn't know her name |
| The Donald | (11:14:51): | people do, but they are kinda just calling her trigglypuff to not give her name out to everyone |
| The Donald | (11:15:00): | and its funny |
| Flatulancelot | (11:19:05): | Why trig and not jig? |
| Flatulancelot | (11:19:12): | Jiggly seems more fitting |
| The Donald | (11:23:33): | she was triggered by hate speech |
| The Donald | (11:24:50): | Honeslty Sanders and Trump supporters have been stereotyped into these caricatures of people. Most of them are just normal everyday people but the people who speak the loadest are the ones who get heard |
| The Donald | (11:51:15): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:56:02): | One thing is for sure. Trump is the meme master. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:48:06): | Hilary Clinton master race |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:48:29): | She really gets my generation. We love dank memes, women's rights, and Goldman sachs |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:05:18): | I feel like a hypocrite for being pro sanders, hating hillary for all her paid speeches at Goldman sachs, and then having a lot invested in them lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:05:39): | I'm just another shill |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:15:28): | Bernie in the streets capitalist in the sheets |
| Flatulancelot | (14:17:53): | Some kid is snapping the credits to civil war. Kids are so cool these days. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:26:59): | Was it good? |
| The Donald | (14:27:55): | just ordered Pete and Joshes birthday presents |
| Flatulancelot | (14:46:04): | Please don't get me anything |
| Flatulancelot | (14:46:45): | Movie was good. Not much happened. Bunch of fights. Fun watch. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:47:58): | I'm getting josh a spitiual gift, a Christian retreat |
| The Donald | (15:05:50): | Oh Josh you are gunna love these |
| Flatulancelot | (15:16:26): | Are they flammable? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:43:22): | Did you get me those star wars butt plugs we decided on |
| Flatulancelot | (15:44:15): | And in the color: R2 Deep Blue |
| Flatulancelot | (15:55:50): | Ooo, what about flamethrower butt plugs. I'd rock one of those |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:03:51): | None |
| The Donald | (18:54:44): | You have 4 minutes to talk me out of buying a $200 skateboard |
| Flatulancelot | (18:57:33): | Buy a $40 skateboard and $160 worth of coke |
| Flatulancelot | (18:57:44): | Easy. Next |
| The Donald | (19:00:13): | The guy who creates the boards used to be coke head |
| Flatulancelot | (19:00:53): | Totally bruthah |
| Flatulancelot | (19:00:59): | Rad dude |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:20:30): | I say do it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:21:15): | Then start using at the office till people start calling you "Ollie Marc" |
| The Donald | (20:18:10): | I'm going to ride it to work |
| The Donald | (20:18:14): | I bought it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (23:28:38): | Buy a boosted board |
| Tuesday, 10 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (05:18:18): | Gloves. Planet fitness. And the smith machine. My cousin is dead to me |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (06:47:02): | Let's not jump to conclusions, maybe it's performance art |
| The Donald | (14:12:41): | I want this to be true |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:26:32): | Feel the Bern nigga |
| Wednesday, 11 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (09:49:51): | None |
| The Donald | (09:50:03): | Some one is a trump fan I'm\nGuessing |
| The Donald | (10:18:34): | we started talking about politics at work, big mistake but i said i was a republican and like Rubio, got looks and we started on other shit, i mentioned SJWs and how they shut people down as a joke, but it set off on long list of shit. I pretended to agree on everything to keep the piece, but I realized something today, we are very different people but we all respect each other. At work its mostly left and they dont respect the right, and i feel like if i went some where right they wouldnt respect the left. So thanks for not being total fucktards |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:23:15): | Yea my boss was a big trump guy but is now not liking his recent comments (trying to link cruz to the jfk assassination). My receptionist once got my attention to tell me "foreigners are ruining this country". I just keep my mouth shut about politics at work. I let my boss believe that yes, wearing seat belts is more dangerous because they'll cut off your head in a crash. It's fun to see how far down the rabbit hole goes. |
| The Donald | (10:25:47): | He said whe you call someone you are an SJW you are just trying to shut them up with no argument, i said isnt that the same thing as calling someone a racist to shut them down. he said no |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:27:12): | That's a good comeback |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:27:46): | Some people you just have to agree to disagree because you'll never find middleground |
| Flatulancelot | (10:38:09): | Trigglypuff can sniff my taint |
| Flatulancelot | (10:39:00): | I won't give her the privilege of tonguing my butthole |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:45:13): | Yeah I just make it a habit of mine to not really discuss politics anymore with people unless it's like you guys or something and I know you're cool. Especially not at work |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:46:57): | and the extreme left is just as bad as the extreme right in many regards. it is kind of silly to think that there is nothing to be learned from any kind of conservative value, and for all their whining about equality etc they are really only able to do that from the position of extreme privilege that they're in (protected college campus, media company in an affluent part of a socially liberal city, etc). how many people do you see in inner city chicago fighting for gender neutral bathrooms at the local bodega lol |
| Flatulancelot | (10:47:56): | People would start talking politics at World of Beer and I had to forcibly shut them up. Fucking idiots wanna talk politics at a bar? Really? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:48:23): | it's also nice that you guys dont take political/social disagreements as some sort of personal attack |
| The Donald | (10:48:57): | I mentioned how crowder and those people were talking about safe spaces and he said well they are white so thye dont know. I didnt say anything but they are literally fighting FOR segregation |
| The Donald | (10:49:11): | MLK Jr Might come out the grave to pimp slap these bitches |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:50:59): | people that argue about shit like that are so removed from the real world lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:51:56): | like i saw that picture of trigglypuff holding a sign saying "Autism: acceptance, not a cure" and i felt really embarrassed for her |
| Flatulancelot | (10:52:11): | Fuck those SJW people. I wish the taught shutting the fuck up in high school as opposed to graphic arts. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:52:20): | really? has she every actually met an autistic person that was really autistic, not just someone who self diagnosed through tumblr |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:53:33): | and when i advocate for a good ol' ethnic cleansing at work i get dirty looks |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:54:15): | It's just, white is right is all |
| Flatulancelot | (10:54:37): | And Brian thinks I'm an idiot when I say Germans should be able to make jokes about the Holocaust |
| Flatulancelot | (10:54:42): | Fuck that guy |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:55:52): | It's a source of great shame in Germany |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:56:08): | Oh mercy me, we are just SO embarrassed about that whole Holocaust incident. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:56:29): | Hey jews, we blew it, sorry |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:56:40): | We really dropped the ball on this one. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:57:02): | As a result, all Jews in Germany will now be able to get half-priced appetizers at Applebees at all times |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:57:43): | I feel making it not ok to joke about the Holocaust in Germany is ok. I mean the Holocaust is in a league of its own. I'd think it ridiculous if the UK banned jokes on it but in Germany it doesn't seem crazy to me tbh |
| Flatulancelot | (10:57:45): | Half priced? Is that done kind of dig at Jews for being thrifty? |
| Flatulancelot | (10:58:40): | I don't know. I see it like making it illegal to poke fun at slavery or our devastation of native Americans |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:58:43): | "what do you think, Moisha and Ezekiel?" |
| Flatulancelot | (10:58:48): | Have fun making that illegal |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:59:06): | our offensive jokes are under attack |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:59:36): | cant call my boss a big fag when he says he's going to a play with his wife this weekend |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:00:44): | Idk I'm torn the Holocaust is kind of in a league of its own as far as recent horrors |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:01:21): | it's self regulating though |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:01:31): | if you make a joke people find in poor taste they will think you're an asshole |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:01:38): | and then nobody will go to your comedy show or whatever |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:01:56): | look at Kramer when he went off on that black dude or Amy Schumer when she made fun of that tard Ryan Dunn |
| The Donald | (11:02:57): | you have ever right to believe what you want, but people also have a right to think of you how they want |
| The Donald | (11:03:06): | but if you have the facts on your side |
| The Donald | (11:03:15): | never be afraid to say shit |
| The Donald | (11:03:19): | exepct to sjws |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:03:19): | Yea but I think it's to avoid public jokes about it. If two friends share a joke in private no one will know. I think this is mostly to prevent people from being super public about it, like doing the nazi salute which still happens in germany. Plus there's still strong anti jew sentiment in europem |
| The Donald | (11:03:26): | they dont know facts |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:03:33): | Also how many times a yea will this actually affect anyone lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:03:50): | i see what you mean |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:03:57): | you dont want anti-jew sentiments to rise up again |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:04:02): | How many holocaust jokes are you making a year where this law is affecting your life lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:04:10): | i guess it's different in the US where we don't really consider jews |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:04:17): | and i make a lot |
| The Donald | (11:04:34): | Congrates Jews |
| The Donald | (11:04:42): | you are now provelaged white folks |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:05:05): | marc i dare you to say the word "tranny\n" |
| The Donald | (11:05:06): | and your history of oppression and now means nothing |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:05:07): | at work |
| The Donald | (11:05:27): | id be gone faster then a welfare check in newark |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:05:38): | do you have to provide a list of your preferred gender pronouns |
| The Donald | (11:05:58): | THERE IS A FUCKING SIGN SAYING RESPECT MY PRONOUNS |
| The Donald | (11:06:08): | IN THE FUCKING LOBBY |
| Flatulancelot | (11:06:15): | Pics or it didn't happen |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:06:19): | Write on it "fuck your pronouns and the kin you claim" |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:07:01): | do any of your coworkers have unusual pronouns lol |
| Flatulancelot | (11:08:10): | Dr. Mr. the Queen |
| The Donald | (11:08:14): | if they did i wouldnt respect them |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:08:41): | I think we're being hypocritical a little bit here |
| The Donald | (11:08:46): | also honest question |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:09:02): | Shoot the Q |
| The Donald | (11:09:08): | doesnt trannys mean that there is a defintive male and female brain |
| The Donald | (11:09:18): | making gender not a social construct |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:10:28): | Well gender not being a social construct which I believe is what you guys believe would mean tannies make sense, ie a woman's brain in a man's body makes them feel dysphoria |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:10:31): | it is one of lifes greatest mysteries |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:10:53): | In general I think you can tell men from women's brains by the amount of grey matter |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:11:03): | is there actually a scientific basis for this? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:11:16): | like you can do an MRI and say "oh that guy has a woman brain" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:11:24): | The Grey matter thing? I believe so, or it might be white matter I forget |
| Flatulancelot | (11:11:34): | Eh. Seems that gender is a social construct. \n\nSex is about genetics. \n\nSexual preference defined by some weird broad spectrum of human sexuality that often includes horses |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:11:57): | Yea I was going to say what josh said that's how I learned it in my liberal education |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:12:10): | i took a gender class in college and it made me even more confused lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:12:20): | my professor identified as a pixie punk trans woman |
| Flatulancelot | (11:14:00): | For instance, there's people with XXY. They look androgenous. Kleinfelter syndrome or something. Mostly look female but could be confused. \n\nGender, most would consider female. \n\nSex, something in-between. \n\nSexual preference. Who the fuck knows. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:14:54): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:15:11): | this suggests there is some kind of biological component to gender |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:16:06): | tl;dr - twins are born, one gets his dick fucked up during a botched circumcision (probably using the dr's toe knife), so the doctor is like fuck it, i'll make him a girl, kid grows up with intense gender dysphoria, ends up becoming a trans man and then kills himself years later |
| Flatulancelot | (11:16:09): | Honestly, I don't give a flying fuck. You do you. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:17:02): | http://www.nbcnews.com/health/mental-health/can-you-tell-which-brains-are-male-neither-can-these-n471751 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:17:39): | I was wrong and it seems like we can't actually tell from brains |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:26:17): | personally i think we need to drop all this about sexual orientation, gender identity, and focus on a common enemy. veidt had the right idea, let's get a giant squid in the picture |
| The Donald | (11:32:25): | I blame partipation trophies |
| The Donald | (11:32:43): | the kids that arent the best shouldnt get shit |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:32:45): | Eh we grew up in that generation and came out ok |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:32:52): | It's something else |
| The Donald | (11:33:05): | the obesity epidemic? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:33:10): | It's wanting to feel like you're solving a problem without doing anything |
| The Donald | (11:33:14): | literally john stewart called it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:33:45): | Yea he did in his book I remember reading that back in the day thinking this is so funny. Now it's a nightmare |
| The Donald | (11:33:59): | fucking a man |
| The Donald | (11:34:32): | its tough out there for a single guy |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:32:45): | this is obama's america |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:33:11): | and maybe you guys turned out ok with your participation trophies but look at me. i didnt participate so i didnt get SHIT |
| Flatulancelot | (13:43:43): | I have dozens of them. Want some? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:44:10): | I remember literally turning them down at a certain point because I had too many already. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:44:13): | I'm not even joking |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:44:17): | lol |
| The Donald | (13:44:27): | WOW you must of sucked |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:44:45): | you must have been a renaissance man of childrens sports |
| Flatulancelot | (13:44:48): | I have championship trophies too |
| Flatulancelot | (13:45:18): | I even have bobble head participation trophies |
| Flatulancelot | (13:45:25): | Seriously |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:47:21): | damn |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:47:33): | you truly are a man who has participated |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:50:17): | So my boss is hiring Shyla Stylez the porn star to play the law clerk in his courtroom scene |
| Flatulancelot | (14:51:43): | You should start documenting all of this shit |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:56:27): | I guess he wants to show full penetration |
| The Donald | (16:15:07): | I went on her Wikipedia page. She has won some awards |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:06:13): | Well this gives me an idea |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:06:26): | Can we hire pornstars to do stuff |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:12:43): | Yea I've watched her before lol. And duh pete. You can hire them to have sex with you. Most of them are prostitutes on the side. Sex is all they know. |
| The Donald | (18:17:14): | Then they go to there safe space |
| Flatulancelot | (18:17:33): | Next time the porn convention comes to Edison, we should film something |
| The Donald | (18:21:02): | Or you know just go |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:21:41): | Or film us going |
| The Donald | (18:22:03): | Then out gay orgy |
| The Donald | (18:25:07): | This is the next room |
| The Donald | (18:29:33): | When are they shooting. I want to see this for two reasons. To see the shitty setup as a film makers. And to see the shit as a human being |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:31:24): | Actually the cinematography is really good they had a professional crew, cameras, a drone for some very nice ariel shots |
| The Donald | (18:34:43): | Nice |
| Flatulancelot | (18:35:22): | I want nice areola footage |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:44:15): | Oh I meant of the stuff they shot already. |
| Thursday, 12 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (07:53:10): | Is skype telling me to commit incest. Not cool skype. Not cool |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (07:53:41): | Skype is a bit late on this one |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:37:45): | I stayed at work till 10:30 last night becuase your Marcs doppelganger fucked up big time. So marc I'm blaming you. You fucked me. |
| The Donald | (09:40:25): | In the works of Abe Lincoln, COME THE FUCK AT ME BRO |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:42:11): | I'm too tired from a the working :( the Bourgeois have crushed my spirit by exploiting my labor and alienating me from my fellow man |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:42:23): | Also I'm just feeling tired |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:44:52): | Lol @ all the money you gave to the Jews last night |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:46:13): | I seriously think my coworker might be fired for this lol. He recreated a companies books for the year 2015, the only year NOT covered by the 2011-2014 audit lol |
| Flatulancelot | (09:48:20): | So how could he have possibly done it? |
| Flatulancelot | (09:48:26): | If it didn't exist |
| Flatulancelot | (09:48:49): | None |
| The Donald | (09:51:52): | I have no idea what any of that means |
| The Donald | (09:52:00): | i guess i should be fired form that |
| The Donald | (09:52:46): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:55:55): | If you're audited the IRS sends you a packet. On it typically the first page they show what you claim you made and what they claim you made and what you owe, broken down by year. The rest of the packet explains how they got their numbers. On the front page on our audit it had 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014. 2015 wasn't even listed, idk how he thought that was the only one lol |
| Flatulancelot | (09:57:51): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (09:58:32): | Imagine getting fired by your boss slipping you this image, printed on a memo |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:02:41): | Imagine your boss is trump and he does it |
| The Donald | (10:34:49): | None |
| The Donald | (10:34:58): | i rediscovered SPideyMemes |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:54:27): | No, spideymemes never left. They just rediscovered you. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:08:27): | look i think we've all accidentally recreated a company's 2015 financial book at some time. it's no big deal |
| Flatulancelot | (13:15:32): | Million Dollar Extreme finally got their adult swim show |
| Flatulancelot | (13:18:43): | https://www.turner.com/pressroom/adult-swim-continues-capture-millennial-audiences-multi-platform-programming-slate |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:20:29): | I'm very excited to see what it will be. I've been following their production on Instagram and it looks weird to say the least |
| Flatulancelot | (13:24:01): | Not surprising |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:27:05): | they're really going to capture that millenial audience with this one |
| Flatulancelot | (13:28:09): | I loved them at the Bernie supporters group |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:29:19): | according to the subreddit they're reshooting the pilot becaues the original one got scrapped and they had to tame it down for TV |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:29:29): | but adult swim ordered an entire season |
| Flatulancelot | (13:29:54): | Good for them |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:53:03): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (18:52:15): | This is what the onion excels at. They should just stick to headlines |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:19:27): | Yea sometimes the actual article kills it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:20:26): | BTW we need to do a brewery tour of Carton sometime. I'm drinking their DIPA and it's pretty good |
| Flatulancelot | (20:44:44): | 077xx? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:45:09): | Or is it actually called DIPA? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:46:03): | And we should definitely go to Kane. You guys missed out last time because of the crowd. Kane is better in my opinion. Do love Carton though. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:50:31): | Steve gave me some more information on steve edu |
| Flatulancelot | (20:50:59): | Everyone, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:51:03): | He "goes" to a "real" "college" called Americopa University. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:51:36): | It had a fake website you can log on to but all "students" just "go" there to get the student discount. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:51:40): | It's a fake school |
| Flatulancelot | (20:52:27): | Maricopa or Americopa? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:52:36): | Because Maricopa exists |
| Flatulancelot | (20:52:42): | In Arizona |
| Flatulancelot | (20:56:32): | What's the "student discount"? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:06:39): | He may have mispronounced it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:14:03): | Steve is one of a kind |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:28:53): | It's scares me there's more like him who to this university lol. The student discount you get on software and other shit as a college student. Adobe software for example. |
| Flatulancelot | (21:30:52): | Ah |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:44:51): | I could use a free copy of Microsoft office tho |
| Friday, 13 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (09:21:10): | None |
| The Donald | (09:21:15): | None |
| The Donald | (09:21:20): | My job is better then yours |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:28:38): | whos that guy |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:28:43): | not marc the other guy |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:41:33): | Yea he looks vaguely familiar but I can't put a name to him. Also I have today off so my job is better than yours \ufffd |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:41:49): | but then you worked till 11pm the night before lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:41:59): | Shhhhhh |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:42:08): | meanwhile marc was on his third mandatory work backrub at 4pm |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:42:08): | Shhhhhhut it |
| The Donald | (09:42:59): | He was in heroes and star wars 7 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:43:33): | oh yea, han solo |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:08:24): | My boss lent me a Michael Moore movie. I feel like Michael Moore movies would be better if he stayed out of them lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:12:10): | Bernie sanders out of nowhere |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:30:09): | bernie sanders seems like he's been 80 years old for his entire life |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:31:21): | You see him in old videos and he looks even older |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:54:38): | like the woman from seinfeld |
| The Donald | (11:02:28): | This feirenhieght 911 or bowling for columbine |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:03:46): | "Capitalism: A love story" |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:04:44): | oh boy |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:06:10): | i hear sicko was a good one tho |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:07:01): | I sent the same pic to Hkey, she said are you watching documentaries on capitalism again" lol. Sicko is pretty good. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:07:12): | Haley* |
| Flatulancelot | (11:13:08): | Watch Inequality for All |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:13:25): | overthrow the governmnet |
| Flatulancelot | (11:13:48): | Trump will do it for us |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:15:47): | you mean overlord shillary ;0 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:15:53): | its finally her time |
| Flatulancelot | (11:17:13): | How soon after inauguration does she shed her human skin, revealing her true self? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:18:15): | shes prob going to wait at least until her latest batch of eggs hatch |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:18:34): | and the Clintonators roam the earth look for fresh blood to feed on |
| The Donald | (12:51:03): | its decided |
| The Donald | (12:51:14): | im registering to vote |
| Flatulancelot | (12:51:22): | Please no |
| The Donald | (12:51:33): | and im going to make america great again |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:01:49): | Trump needs you. America needs you |
| Flatulancelot | (13:12:34): | Is this for the sake of party loyalty? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:12:37): | Cause that has to be the stupidest concept in politics |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:13:33): | Marc could legitimately just like trump you ever think of that you dirt jew |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:17:58): | hes a trump boy now |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:19:30): | I like trump opposes tpp, now says he wants to raise the minimum wage thougg that may change his next interview and he wants to give china's wall a run for its money |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:20:55): | No Huns are going to be taking my job, thanks Trump |
| Flatulancelot | (14:32:29): | Dirt Jews are the dead Jews in the ground. |
| Flatulancelot | (14:33:40): | But NJ is a state where your vote actually matters this election cycle. We could be a swing state. As much as we deserve Trump, I don't want to live in that world |
| The Donald | (14:34:15): | fuck party loyalty |
| The Donald | (14:34:23): | if i like you i do what i want |
| The Donald | (14:34:34): | i just tend to be more conservative |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:39:37): | Well we have a closed primary so if you're a registered Democrat you need to pick between Clinton and sanders |
| The Donald | (14:39:55): | Donald Trump is a necessary evil, he shows that the political system is broken, and needs an over haul. If we expect change we need new blood. He also says alot of what people wish they could say, but with the PC culture of America they dont want to risk things. He shook up the system and made us take a good hard look at everything. Most of the media left or right says he is the worst, but he keeps trucking and winning. He is the american people fighting back against the status quo |
| The Donald | (14:40:26): | We need a rich white man to bring down the rich white men |
| The Donald | (14:40:56): | i never regiasterd |
| Flatulancelot | (15:01:57): | Voting is overrated |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:04:17): | yea im debating if i even want to bother registering to vote this election lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:04:40): | id probably just throw it away voting for a third party anyway so who cares, just a bunch of hunks |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:04:50): | It's not throwing it away |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:04:57): | I may vote 3rd party too |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:05:12): | together we can get jill stein into the white house |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:05:49): | If there's enough 3rd party and neither Clinton or Trump get 270 electoral votes the Congress has to decide. I say we do that, make them decide between trump or Clinton |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:06:43): | that is a fantasy scenario though |
| Flatulancelot | (16:07:09): | I'm voting Bernie June 7th. I'm voting Jill Stein in November. Unless Bernie hops on the green party ticket. Then I'm voting for both them Jews |
| Flatulancelot | (16:08:10): | Not really fantasy. If Bernie and Green party, he's guaranteed to win Vermont. Which is all that is needed so long as the race between Hillary and Trump is fairly close |
| Flatulancelot | (16:08:54): | So long as he earns at least 3 electoral college votes, he's eligible to be voted on in Congress of no one hits 270 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:09:39): | is there a chance bernbaby would run third party once hilary gets the dem ticket? |
| Flatulancelot | (16:09:48): | And he'd likely win more than just Vermont. Probably Maine, new Hampshire and some others as well, just enough to deny Hillary a win |
| Flatulancelot | (16:10:07): | It's possible. Jill Stein offered him to head their ticket |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:11:48): | hmm ill register to vote then |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:11:49): | why not |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:12:09): | do i have to submit something to remove myself from the edison ballot? |
| Flatulancelot | (16:14:01): | Well, I assume the state knows you've moved. As in your apartment address is on your license |
| Flatulancelot | (16:14:13): | Or the postal office knows |
| Flatulancelot | (16:14:23): | Brian? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:14:51): | nah im off the grid |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:18:43): | all i know is that we need a jew in the oval office, one way or another |
| Flatulancelot | (21:40:46): | said it before he was the nominee, but I still think the ultimate practical joke for Trump to pull would be to drop out of the race prior to the convention this summer. |
| Saturday, 14 May 2016 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:58:22): | Well now I think he is actually realizing there's a chance he can actually become president |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:50:57): | I'm going to vote for the socialist party if sanders isn't on the ballot |
| Flatulancelot | (11:51:32): | Go Green |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:52:01): | I want to support my party |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:53:03): | I'm full hammer and sickle now. Watched inequality for all. It was good. |
| Flatulancelot | (11:57:12): | Knew you'd like it |
| Flatulancelot | (11:58:00): | Good ol' Ike Eisenhower and his 90% tax rate on the rich. |
| Flatulancelot | (11:59:27): | I have a new article idea.\n\nKuato lives atop the Donald's head, beneath the hair. He has taken complete control of the Donald's body. |
| Flatulancelot | (12:00:04): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:03:26): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (12:04:14): | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:04:38): | Yup |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:08:54): | Krang |
| Flatulancelot | (12:10:43): | But seriously, \n\nKuato 4 Prez |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:59:36): | Down with capitalism |
| Flatulancelot | (13:01:20): | Up with Lowercasism |
| The Donald | (14:50:49): | I'm getting old man. I'm at 6 flags and I'm not about all these high schoolers |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:53:17): | Yea they're not as hot as you remember them right? |
| Flatulancelot | (15:00:53): | Sexiest thing I ever saw at six flags... Two kangaroos fucking |
| Flatulancelot | (15:01:16): | Really going to town |
| Flatulancelot | (15:02:04): | Then on the physics trip in high school, some bears were fucking as our bus drove by. I screamed out, "hey, those bears are fucking". The teachers didn't like that |
| The Donald | (15:17:49): | It's a highschool chearleader meet her. And non of them have jobs or 401ks like I do. Those sluts |
| The Donald | (15:18:25): | And they are eating so much. Butch start puking to keep that bod |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:30:09): | They haven't even had a existential crisis yet |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:20:43): | It bugs me when girls call their cars their "baby", and then they call their babies their " Camry" |
| Flatulancelot | (16:21:55): | It's a Rene joke, but funny |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:22:11): | Thanks I'm his new ghostwriter |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:22:45): | So expect loads of jokes about ghosts \ufffd |
| Flatulancelot | (16:26:07): | You so clever |
| Flatulancelot | (16:26:37): | Do the joke about Pitbull. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:29:01): | So the other night I went to a Pitbull concert. Now I see why he's called pitbull! He licked peanut butter out of my asshole |
| Flatulancelot | (16:30:31): | If only Rene would use that. Grade A material |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:31:12): | I want to do some stand-up when I tell traditional italian-american jokes but then they take a really weird spin |
| Sunday, 15 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (09:57:48): | I have never seen a movie theater so crowded at 10:00 am |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:58:26): | What are you seeing? Captain America: White is Right? |
| The Donald | (09:58:41): | Yea |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:59:15): | Finally, a civil war I can get behind |
| The Donald | (09:59:22): | I'm gold old white men are finally getting a voice over the oppressive black people |
| The Donald | (09:59:43): | The blacks won the first one. Now it's whiteys time |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:59:59): | Black super heroes vs white super heroes |
| The Donald | (10:00:59): | I'm gunna scream power when Spider-Man beats falcon |
| Flatulancelot | (11:45:09): | It's decided, I'm starting a political party. \n\nThe party's core principles: Science, History, Information, & Technology. |
| Flatulancelot | (11:45:26): | S.H.I.T. |
| Flatulancelot | (11:45:38): | Just like that movie accepted |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:49:34): | What's your platform? To clean up the BMs (Big Money) being dropped on campaigns by big corporations? |
| Flatulancelot | (11:50:47): | Lots of smear campaigns |
| Flatulancelot | (11:51:30): | Our symbol will be shit-stained tighty whities |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:54:36): | I'd be a shit-er |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:56:14): | All the candidates are crap, but only one is SHIT |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:57:08): | I've been a shit-er my whole life I just didn't know it |
| Flatulancelot | (11:59:38): | We need a name. \n\nParty of SHIT? Need something better |
| Flatulancelot | (12:00:06): | But our HQ is definitely called the Shitter. |
| The Donald | (12:43:51): | Civil War was good. |
| The Donald | (12:43:58): | Did the best with what it had |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:44:26): | How was spider man |
| The Donald | (12:44:35): | He was good. |
| The Donald | (12:44:42): | True Spider-Man |
| The Donald | (12:44:44): | And young. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:44:52): | Sarcastic type or Toby maguire type |
| The Donald | (12:45:01): | Sarcastic type |
| The Donald | (12:45:18): | The type that makes him and deadpool such good friends |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:45:46): | Gotcha good |
| Flatulancelot | (12:46:30): | Yeah it was a fun movie. But not all that substantive. |
| The Donald | (12:47:22): | It did a good job. If you only know the cinematic universe then you got a lot more then you bargained for. |
| The Donald | (12:47:54): | If you read the comics. Then you know the comics are over 60 years old and you can't fit that shit into a 2 hour movie |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:44:21): | I didn't watch avengers 2, will I not know what the hell is going on |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:44:35): | Or ant man |
| Flatulancelot | (13:45:14): | It definitely helps having seen them. Like you'll have no idea who/what Vision is |
| Flatulancelot | (13:45:33): | Or what Sakovia is |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:45:43): | God damn it |
| Flatulancelot | (13:45:54): | Not really necessary rough |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:45:54): | I'm cashing out MCU |
| Flatulancelot | (13:45:57): | Though* |
| Flatulancelot | (13:46:34): | All you really have to know is that shit went down in age of ultron and a lot of innocent people died |
| Flatulancelot | (13:47:03): | Vision is AI kinda mixed with human |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:47:21): | I googled vision and idk who the hell this is |
| Flatulancelot | (13:47:31): | Very similar in demeanor to Dr Manhattan |
| Flatulancelot | (13:48:33): | Avengers create ultron, AI to watch over earth, so they can smoke trees all day. Fails. KILL ALL HUMANS. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:48:49): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (13:49:07): | Ultron creates Vision. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:49:15): | Vision kills Ultron |
| Flatulancelot | (13:49:54): | Now an avenger |
| Flatulancelot | (13:50:06): | Fucks Magneto's daughter |
| Flatulancelot | (13:50:25): | Not sure if vision shoots loads or even has penis |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:50:32): | So she got fucked by a robot? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:50:37): | Yup |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:50:39): | Now that's my kind of movie |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:51:00): | EJACULATION SEQUENCR ACTIVATED |
| Flatulancelot | (13:51:11): | He flicks her bean. She flicks his Mind Stone |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:51:16): | INITIATING PULL OUT METHOD TO AVOID CONCEPTION |
| Flatulancelot | (13:52:35): | And Ant Man was one of the better super hero movies. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:52:39): | Should get on that |
| The Donald | (13:53:16): | It's kinda funny seeing all the big name guys then Paul Rudd is like hey I'm here |
| Flatulancelot | (13:54:45): | I want him to use the line "60% of the time or works every time", especially around Black Panther. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:54:53): | It works* |
| Flatulancelot | (13:55:12): | Then wink at the viewing audience |
| The Donald | (14:03:24): | But say winking |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:08:28): | Then the newest hero comes to save the day, celery man |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:09:49): | Can I get a hat wobble on spider man |
| The Donald | (14:12:28): | NUDE TONY |
| The Donald | (14:12:35): | I didn't get that. |
| The Donald | (14:12:40): | NUDE TONY |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:14:11): | OH FUCK |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:14:14): | I'm ok |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:26:41): | I'm at haleys sisters baby shower. She opened a lot of batman and superman onsies. She said to nick "look, batman and superman shirts" "it's okay after this I'm going to return them all and get goku ones" |
| Flatulancelot | (16:27:50): | I thought he's goku. Shouldn't they be gohan onesies |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:32:11): | I'll be sure to bring this up |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:32:31): | Also cori kicked him out of the present opening area cause he wouldn't shut up about trump lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:32:53): | He's going off about unisex bathrooms in schools |
| Flatulancelot | (16:33:39): | You should squeeze in the word power as much as you can into your everyday speech |
| Flatulancelot | (16:33:51): | Until he starts using the word too |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:38:10): | I don't watch to touch politics with him lol |
| Flatulancelot | (16:38:45): | You won't have to. Just incept in him the POWER |
| The Donald | (16:38:59): | What in mans life brings him to that |
| The Donald | (17:47:35): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vbddLNUOMs Just gunna leave this here |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:23:26): | Can't watch right now but this looks awesome. What's the opposite of the friend zone ? I want to make a song about that. The Chad Thundercock zone maybe? |
| Flatulancelot | (18:30:48): | That was amazing |
| Flatulancelot | (18:31:24): | Seriously, amazing. A bit disturbing considering these kids look twelve, but amazing nonetheless |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:15:44): | im thinking of going to brooklyn brewery for my birthday on the 28th, you guys down to come? |
| Flatulancelot | (19:17:38): | Sure |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:00:13): | Shore |
| Flatulancelot | (21:00:59): | STFU. GoT. If you don't, you gone get got |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:07:07): | Can't watch more. Here's more distractions. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:07:22): | Haley can't make it to your bday brewery tour but I'll be there. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (22:44:57): | Aight cool |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (22:46:26): | Just saw marvel civil war, it was cool but I had no clue what the fuck was going on for like half of it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (23:00:25): | So does vision have every super power lol |
| Flatulancelot | (23:01:38): | He's definitely overpowered |
| Flatulancelot | (23:03:35): | Did you see Ultron? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (23:09:43): | Nope |
| Flatulancelot | (23:10:19): | Yeah I could see why things might be a bit confusing |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (23:11:18): | At first I was wondering why don cheadle was black iron man until I remembered him from avengers 1. Then idk who Wanda was, or what visions deal was |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (23:11:51): | Good movie just felt more like an avengers sequel tbh |
| Flatulancelot | (23:12:18): | Agreed |
| Monday, 16 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (05:27:55): | All of the movies are now just so intertwined that they are all just sequels |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (06:45:47): | Yea that's what I'm starting to realize |
| The Donald | (07:31:33): | I want to start a pregnant women fitness. Like Aborpies |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (08:16:54): | How about Miss Carriage |
| The Donald | (09:42:48): | That's the trainer |
| The Donald | (10:11:29): | I'm back for the lolz |
| Flatulancelot | (10:12:49): | "Imma fill you quickly" |
| Flatulancelot | (10:12:59): | That was good though |
| The Donald | (11:22:10): | Also josh the article you like about the non profit medi agency was good. |
| The Donald | (11:22:33): | It was a good outsiders look |
| Flatulancelot | (11:22:44): | On Medium right? |
| The Donald | (11:22:50): | Yea |
| The Donald | (11:23:04): | It wasn't as well researched as I hoped |
| Flatulancelot | (11:23:11): | I saw the first infographic came from your company |
| Flatulancelot | (11:23:19): | True |
| The Donald | (11:23:22): | But we don't release as much as we should |
| Flatulancelot | (11:23:29): | I agree with the sentiment overall though |
| The Donald | (11:23:46): | Zenithoptimedia isn't a company any more |
| The Donald | (11:23:51): | It's Zentih |
| The Donald | (11:24:06): | And then Optimedia | Blue 449 |
| The Donald | (11:25:02): | Actually that might not be public yet |
| Flatulancelot | (11:25:08): | Regardless, journalism shouldn't be synonymous with profit |
| Flatulancelot | (11:25:24): | I'm telling the media so I can cash out. Sorry Marc |
| The Donald | (11:25:35): | You get yellow journalism |
| The Donald | (11:25:37): | And it's bad |
| The Donald | (11:26:08): | That's why you have buzzfeed with the crazy SJW shit. They need people to watch |
| The Donald | (11:26:20): | But we also don't need state run stuff |
| The Donald | (11:26:35): | As that leads down a slippery slope |
| Flatulancelot | (11:30:35): | A private/public matching system could work. Campaign finance system in NYC works that way |
| Flatulancelot | (11:31:43): | PBS is probably a good model |
| The Donald | (11:35:53): | They still struggle |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:55:35): | kids these days are too busy snapchatting their boners to enjoy pbs's fine reruns of sesame street |
| Flatulancelot | (11:57:12): | Sesame Street is on HBO |
| Flatulancelot | (11:57:20): | How times have changed |
| Flatulancelot | (11:58:17): | Never thought I'd see the day when Oscar the Grouch was deep throating Big Bird's big one for a Big Mac |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:59:32): | now i gotta decide if i want to watch game of thrones on sunday or learn about the letter R |
| Flatulancelot | (12:00:51): | This week's letter is R. As in Rape. Like how Danaerys was raped by Khal Drogo in season 1. Here's a clip... |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:02:30): | thanks HBO |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:02:53): | my kids were supposed to learn about deviant sexuality through their creepy uncle, not the media |
| The Donald | (12:32:20): | John Cena is presenting at the NBC upfront. He walked out to his team\nMusic |
| Flatulancelot | (12:33:00): | Know idea what you said other than John Cena |
| The Donald | (12:33:29): | Because you are uncultured swine |
| Flatulancelot | (12:34:28): | Can a pig keep kosher? |
| The Donald | (12:39:32): | Dani Pudi got a new show |
| Flatulancelot | (12:40:09): | "Allah Ahmed" |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:17:18): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/inspiring-working-class-philadelphia-teenager-just-4347 |
| Flatulancelot | (13:18:47): | "Alfonso is even being endlessly tracked by a demonic falcon made of obsidian that repeatedly flays his skin." |
| The Donald | (14:15:41): | I don't think say this enough to. You three are honestly. Some of the weirdest faggots I have ever met. |
| Flatulancelot | (14:19:27): | Rather be a WeirdFag than a TrumpFag |
| Flatulancelot | (14:19:56): | Think there are any FagTrumpFags out there? |
| The Donald | (14:20:28): | Milo Yonulpous. |
| The Donald | (14:20:51): | He is gay loves black dudes and a big fighter of SJWs and a huge trump supporter |
| Flatulancelot | (14:21:11): | Well, I'm done here |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:33:58): | Yea Milo is a unique one |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:34:54): | he's just your average openly gay republican who is against gay marriage and advocates for teen suicide |
| The Donald | (14:47:07): | teens are the worst |
| The Donald | (14:47:33): | they should all kill themselves and make way for the true next generation |
| The Donald | (14:47:39): | early 20 somethings |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:47:53): | i am the future |
| Flatulancelot | (15:31:12): | Wait, he advocates suicide? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:07:53): | https://archive.is/1v4me |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:08:08): | i mean its obviously a troll piece, as are 90% of the things he writes |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:08:15): | but a lot of people got salty over it lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:13:11): | That's kind of funny and man did I miss a lot lol |
| The Donald | (16:13:17): | my 250 dollar skatebaord came |
| The Donald | (16:13:20): | then i did |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:15:38): | what kind of skateboard is it |
| The Donald | (16:23:10): | lekker |
| The Donald | (16:23:15): | fiji |
| The Donald | (16:23:17): | 90/100 |
| The Donald | (16:23:50): | http://lekkerskateboards.com/product/090100/ |
| The Donald | (16:23:56): | thats my baby |
| The Donald | (16:24:05): | they are all custom made |
| Flatulancelot | (16:24:58): | None |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:25:32): | marc you going to ride that in nyc? |
| The Donald | (16:26:14): | i am |
| The Donald | (16:26:37): | im getting back into my old skate shit |
| The Donald | (16:26:44): | i think that was pre brian |
| The Donald | (16:26:50): | last time i got into skating |
| Flatulancelot | (16:27:31): | So your pre Josh era is B.J. |
| The Donald | (16:28:01): | but now is Double Pete so D.P. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:28:39): | so are you becoming casey neistat |
| The Donald | (16:29:45): | who da fuq that |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:30:50): | grown man with floppy hair who skates down the streets of NYC while filming himself with a selfie stick and somehow generating revenue from it |
| The Donald | (16:32:41): | i can be him |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:34:17): | make sure to wear your helmet young man |
| The Donald | (16:47:46): | I'm not a jabronie |
| The Donald | (16:47:55): | I do have to modify my stance |
| The Donald | (16:48:03): | Since I'll have my satchel |
| Flatulancelot | (16:48:35): | MAKE AMERICA SK8 AGAIN |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:57:10): | Boooo |
| Tuesday, 17 May 2016 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:30:28): | gr8 sk8 m8 |
| The Donald | (10:25:35): | Lets see if this works Josh |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:28:02): | That is such a good tagline |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:28:18): | are you really gonna do the two people in the profile pic tho |
| Flatulancelot | (10:41:22): | You scumbag. You're no better than Carlos Mencia |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:43:32): | what if you match with a girl that josh has plowed |
| Flatulancelot | (10:46:06): | Not likely. Aren't many of them out there. Although if you move to Hoboken you will greatly increase your chances |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:49:22): | Bitch I gave you the "subject to change part", josh you're Carlos mencia, and marc your just a mind of mencia fan |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:49:37): | Man I can't believe I used to love that show lol |
| Flatulancelot | (10:50:35): | Me too. But I think he stole a bunch of Bill Cosby material, who in turn stole a bunch of innocence. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:52:00): | hey! rape was my gimmick! |
| Flatulancelot | (10:52:30): | You like fish sticks? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:56:20): | Principal Victoria was fired for referring to rape as a "Hot Cosby" |
| The Donald | (11:17:37): | Who |
| The Donald | (11:17:44): | Oh the south park |
| Flatulancelot | (11:18:18): | None |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:19:03): | the drumpster out back |
| Flatulancelot | (11:41:01): | https://youtu.be/5brkwzJFaoM |
| The Donald | (14:31:42): | so for petes birthday, im taking NJ tansit to the path, take the path to 14th and then the L |
| The Donald | (14:31:46): | anyone else with me |
| Flatulancelot | (14:33:13): | Where you going? Montana? Am I right?\n\nThanks all. My name's Rene. You've been great. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:34:21): | I'll go with you |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:34:33): | And damn josh let Rene come up organically |
| Flatulancelot | (14:35:59): | Driving to Brooklyn easy? |
| Flatulancelot | (14:36:47): | If it is, it would shave a bunch of time off travel not to mention money on train tickets and metro cards |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:36:58): | I ain't driving to brooklyn |
| Flatulancelot | (14:37:06): | Why? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:37:15): | Becuase fuck carbon emissions |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:37:31): | I'm all carbon neutral now |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:37:35): | Think I'll bike |
| Flatulancelot | (14:37:56): | Seriously though, why not car? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:38:12): | Well whoever drives can't really drink at the brewery |
| Flatulancelot | (14:38:55): | I'm not planning on getting shitfaced |
| Flatulancelot | (14:39:12): | Plus, I've already tried most of their stuff |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:39:23): | Would you drive? |
| Flatulancelot | (14:40:07): | If parking is relatively easy, why not |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:40:31): | Okey dokey guess I'm taking the J line |
| Flatulancelot | (14:41:04): | We don't like train jokes |
| Flatulancelot | (14:41:25): | End of the line wasn't pleasant |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:19:47): | Why not just take NJ transit and then the L? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:20:32): | Cause josh wants to kill the planet faster it's cool well all be dead by then anyways |
| Flatulancelot | (16:20:32): | Time. Money. Car just send easier so long as there's parking |
| Flatulancelot | (16:20:37): | Seems* |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:21:35): | i guess if you like driving to brooklyn lol |
| Flatulancelot | (16:22:00): | I'm only gonna drive if it's reasonable |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:22:40): | do you know any good places to eat in brooklyn? |
| The Donald | (16:22:41): | i have the path pass |
| The Donald | (16:23:00): | and the path takes you closer so you dont have to the 2 or 3 to the l |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:23:37): | where do you transfer to the path? newark? |
| The Donald | (16:23:42): | yea |
| The Donald | (16:23:57): | then transfer at JSQ |
| The Donald | (16:24:19): | i do it every day |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:26:22): | how do you get back tho |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:26:22): | What brewery is it again |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:26:27): | Brooklyn Brewery |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:26:49): | Oh ok yea I was therr a few months ago. There's a decent bbq place right next to it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:27:08): | Though I was pretty drunk but I did buy a bottle of bbq sauce from there I still use, it's good lok |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:27:18): | yea i know what youre talking about |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:27:31): | i figure we go into the city, get something to eat, go there, then maybe go to another bar or two after the tour |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:27:45): | There's not really a tour |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:27:54): | the "tour" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:27:56): | You walk in and there's tables and a bar |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:28:00): | well yea |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:28:07): | the tour is just a legal thing |
| Flatulancelot | (16:28:24): | We can go to six point as well |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:28:27): | I think in nj. There you didn't even get an index card with information or anything |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:28:28): | cool im down |
| Flatulancelot | (16:28:31): | And then Torst |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:28:49): | im really more interested in drinking all the beers rather than seeing beer vats for the 100th time lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:29:13): | would you guys be down for Pies n Thighs |
| Flatulancelot | (16:32:28): | Torst is definitely the best beer drinkers bar I've ever been to. Owned by Evil Twin. They have very rare beers. Very chill environment. There's also a famous fried chicken place nearby |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:34:11): | sounds really good. i dont really know any brewries in nyc besides brooklyn so im open to anything |
| Flatulancelot | (16:34:27): | Six Point |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:39:22): | ok that works |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:39:31): | hit up six point, brooklyn and then go to torst? |
| Flatulancelot | (16:40:24): | Sure, not sure where they are all in relation to one another though |
| Flatulancelot | (16:40:43): | Definitely all in bk for sure |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:41:33): | we can all get on marcs skateboard and get around back to the future style |
| Wednesday, 18 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (11:36:04): | They asked for volunteers for the GLSEN awards, they are the respect my pronoun people |
| The Donald | (11:36:18): | i kinda want to and call everyone sir or madam |
| Flatulancelot | (11:38:00): | Just call everyone, "your majesty" |
| The Donald | (11:38:16): | call everyone faggots |
| The Donald | (11:50:01): | turner upfront just had some CS GO footage |
| The Donald | (11:53:20): | SHAQ JUST MENTIONED KAZAAM |
| The Donald | (11:53:24): | ITS AMAZING |
| The Donald | (11:56:44): | also R and M got some heavy screen timne |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:10:31): | turner upfront? i barely know her uprfont |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:10:36): | also |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:10:38): | POWER http://fico.ozock.com/blind-man-wants-a-divorce-after-learning-his-wife-is-black/ |
| The Donald | (12:28:03): | https://www.buzzfeed.com/genamourbarrett/mayo-is-the-most-persecuted-class-of-condiment-nowadays?utm_term=.kmjY0KB6eN#.ddadWEP2y0 |
| The Donald | (12:28:14): | buzzfeed has finally become self aware |
| Flatulancelot | (12:33:30): | There's no way that blind shit is real. Straight out of Chapelle's show |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:33:58): | yea it's probably fake but i want to believe |
| Flatulancelot | (12:34:04): | and buzzfeed can fuck off |
| Flatulancelot | (13:44:03): | Steve has gone full blown hobo |
| Flatulancelot | (13:45:33): | He apparently walked home from work, which is not weird at all. But he did so with a sledge hammer. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:45:41): | lolol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:46:11): | imagine just seeing some guy walking down the street with a sledgehammer |
| Flatulancelot | (13:50:04): | I was pulling into my driveway and saw him in the distance. I thought, "is that a hobo? Nope. Just Steve.\u201d |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:50:39): | is this Edison's latest serial killer? oh no it's steve |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:52:36): | God damn it lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:54:49): | Guess my mom was serious about not giving him a ride. The other day she cleaned up the kitchen and dining room. She asks him to not put anyrhing on the dining room table. She comes home and it's COVERED in his shit. Thing is he normally never puts anything on it. That's when she flipped and cut him off of rides. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:55:02): | Why the sledge hammer though? Did you ask him josh? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:55:53): | Nah. I just said, Steve, you've gone full blown hobo |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:57:48): | how far away does steve work |
| Flatulancelot | (13:58:18): | 5.6 miles |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:58:32): | wow |
| Flatulancelot | (13:58:32): | I'm quoting Steve |
| Flatulancelot | (13:58:42): | Metuchen. Not very far |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:59:32): | Yea it's a walk though lol. If you walk average speed it'll take you more than an hour |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:05:26): | even longer when you are carrying a sledgehammer |
| The Donald | (14:39:43): | im really tired at wo |
| The Donald | (14:39:45): | rk |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:40:21): | have you considered eyelid tattoos |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:40:24): | so it looks like you're awake |
| Flatulancelot | (20:46:00): | holy shit...\n\nhttp://techcrunch.com/2016/05/18/pornhub-launches-bangfit-so-you-can-bang-to-get-fit/?ncid=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Techcrunch+%28TechCrunch%29&utm_content=FaceBook&sr_share=facebook |
| Flatulancelot | (20:46:09): | we were ahead of the game with DickBit |
| Thursday, 19 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (11:04:14): | https://i.sli.mg/vZeVhV.jpg |
| The Donald | (11:14:21): | i realized my picture carries over to all the other groups |
| The Donald | (11:19:39): | and mine is of the next president |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:43:25): | Save us Overlord Trump |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:43:41): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/kids-school-bullied-him-just-being-different-so-he-1530 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:44:56): | also |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:45:05): | we need to get our shit together and actually write or film or create something |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:45:15): | im tired of people stealing our genius ideas |
| Flatulancelot | (13:51:48): | Should start with a podcast. Any video shit would also require a microphone. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:52:02): | Plus, were good at banter |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:54:12): | Ok let's start the movie right now word by word. I'll start |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:54:18): | It was a dark and stormy night. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:57:17): | The water boiling, ready for the Mac and cheese to hit the stove top. |
| The Donald | (14:13:53): | the microwave dinging as the hotdogs sizzled with steam |
| Flatulancelot | (14:14:53): | The moron didn't put them on a plate. On top of that, he used his hands to pick them up. |
| Flatulancelot | (14:15:13): | They soon feel to the floor |
| The Donald | (14:15:56): | Gary looked at them and shrugged his shoulders as he picked them up off the floor and dusted them off |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:20:11): | "Better a floor dog than no dog" he chuckled to himself. |
| Flatulancelot | (14:27:37): | His dog Boris scurried over to lap up the mess. "it's a dog eat dog world" |
| Flatulancelot | (14:28:07): | "man, I'm on a roll" |
| Flatulancelot | (14:28:24): | "ha, did it again" |
| The Donald | (14:28:48): | then he furiously masturbates to hentai |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:34:29): | "Now, where did I put that that third floor dog? Oh right" he said after which he extracted the missing floor dog from his butt hole. |
| The Donald | (14:49:21): | we should do a podcast |
| Flatulancelot | (14:55:02): | , said the man to his pup. |
| Flatulancelot | (14:55:31): | Hours past. The storm rolled through. |
| Flatulancelot | (14:56:32): | The asshole had forgotten about the Mac and cheese and his house burned down. The man and dog had passed silently in the morning fog. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:59:15): | Police tape is everywhere. Gary is sprawled on the floor with a hot dog halfway up his butthole, his pants down and his dog laying right next to his butthole trying to get one last bite of Gary butt dog before passing. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:01:13): | "Looks like another dog bites the butts, ey chief?"detective steve karabinchak mused. |
| Flatulancelot | (15:01:13): | Their charred remains resembled a figure out of horror movies. A human-dog-centipede. The fire had conjoined their bodies. Their flesh now one |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:07:08): | this is good |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:07:20): | get Michael Bay on the phone |
| Flatulancelot | (15:17:56): | , said detective Steve |
| The Donald | (15:21:01): | https://gfycat.com/UncomfortableIncompleteAidi |
| The Donald | (15:21:05): | just watch |
| Flatulancelot | (15:22:25): | O Paul Rudd |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:25:09): | lol thotr |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:27:18): | That's great lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:27:25): | I need to watch ant man |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:28:07): | they should have made his character's name Anthony |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:28:13): | to really add some layers to Ant Man |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:29:44): | Anthony Manning |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:29:49): | Ant Man for short though |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:30:05): | How did you guess my secret identity?! |
| The Donald | (17:58:45): | Anyone want to get drunk and hit on slutty bitches this weekend |
| Flatulancelot | (17:59:35): | I'm good. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:02:04): | I feel like I have something this weekend but I don't remember. I have to check with my secretary. |
| The Donald | (18:02:41): | Is it getting drunk and hitting on slutty bitches |
| The Donald | (18:03:20): | And we know you weren't in josh. You idea of a good time is eating bran and watching the mentalist |
| Flatulancelot | (18:04:29): | How dare you. You think I watch that crap? I'm a C-SPAN man! |
| Flatulancelot | (18:04:43): | Seriously though. I enjoy C-SPAN |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:04:59): | It's true I've seen it |
| The Donald | (18:05:10): | C-Span 2 or nothing |
| Flatulancelot | (18:05:21): | 3 is the shit |
| The Donald | (18:05:39): | That's all the underground senate fight clubs |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:05:43): | I like c span 4, the Quatro |
| Flatulancelot | (18:05:43): | They usually have the conferences on terrorism and cyber security. The cool stuff |
| Flatulancelot | (18:06:27): | Brian did witness it though. When we were helping move the other week. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:09:41): | Think it was literally the first time in my life I saw someone watching cspan |
| The Donald | (18:10:38): | Josh isn't a person. He was a failed cloned goat that escaped. |
| The Donald | (18:10:57): | Ever seen his cloves hoves |
| The Donald | (18:11:21): | You thought it was just him being a Jew. Nope. Jew hooves are more rounded |
| The Donald | (18:11:55): | I was a failed cloned gorilla. They split natty light into the mixture |
| The Donald | (18:15:38): | Brian was a goof |
| The Donald | (18:15:46): | And Pete was a normal child |
| Flatulancelot | (18:16:25): | I'm still waiting for my horns to come in |
| The Donald | (18:17:02): | It's not the horns on your head. But the horns in your heart |
| Flatulancelot | (18:20:02): | You ever hold a human heart in your hands? |
| Flatulancelot | (18:20:05): | I have |
| The Donald | (18:20:26): | For legal reasons. I can't disclose |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:23:02): | You guys know you can win money by betting on yourself losing weight? Dietbet.com. pretty much the site counts on most people dropping out, losing, then the pot is split among people who weren't cucks |
| The Donald | (18:23:27): | Can I cheat? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:23:49): | I figure I keep losing, put it back on, lose again repeat, I can turn this into my next career |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:24:23): | Cheat how, bloat up right before? |
| Flatulancelot | (18:25:19): | It's called putting on mass |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:47:08): | I'm going to become bullimic and destroy everyone |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:06:45): | I'll just join a kilogram competition but leave my scale on pounds \ufffd |
| Flatulancelot | (20:32:16): | Gentlemen, it took me 27 years, but tomorrow will be the first time I will enter into a church. |
| The Donald | (20:32:33): | TO THE BUNKER |
| Flatulancelot | (20:32:56): | Yeah, the apocalypse may be near. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:33:10): | What's the occasion |
| Flatulancelot | (20:33:21): | I have to go to a wedding |
| The Donald | (20:33:25): | Guys we planned for this |
| The Donald | (20:33:48): | I'll get the guns |
| The Donald | (20:33:54): | Brian get the holy water. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:34:18): | I'm not much better than josh lol |
| Flatulancelot | (20:34:25): | Brian, you should tell your mom. |
| The Donald | (20:34:30): | Pete get the snacks. And I swear Pete if you bring U frosted pop tarts again |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:34:48): | Oh some pete frosting huh\n |
| Flatulancelot | (20:35:39): | Prepare your mother's folks. Hell be upon us |
| Flatulancelot | (20:35:50): | Mothers* |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:52:30): | None |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:44:10): | Oh Josh you're going to love mass |
| Flatulancelot | (21:48:14): | How big a difference between Catholic and just plain Christian churches? |
| Flatulancelot | (21:48:58): | My mom said something about Jews not being allowed to kneel in a Catholic Church. Against the rules or some shit |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:49:03): | More kneeling and standing |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:49:05): | Catholic is more ceremonies and less getting excited that Jesus was brutally executed 2k years ago |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:49:19): | Honestly just don't get up to eat the cracker during communion |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:49:32): | That's the only thing |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:50:05): | You can just sit there and think about sex |
| Flatulancelot | (21:50:10): | Best if I just keep my mouth shut. Cover all my bases |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:50:24): | Yee a don't think at a wedding you'll have to worry about that but in general it's true. I'm not even allowed to get communion because I am unpure |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:50:44): | I have not confessed my sins to an old pedo in a closet |
| Flatulancelot | (21:50:49): | What's getting communion entail? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:51:10): | Yea if you havent received the sacrament of communion or are in a state of "mortal sin" you are not supposed to receive it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:51:26): | And its a whole sacrament Catholic kids go through in 2nd grade. Just a big ritual |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:52:40): | Just don't fart too loud and you'll be fine |
| Flatulancelot | (21:52:41): | I'll probably just block this all from my memory. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:53:02): | No definitely observe it like you would a nature show |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:53:21): | It will make you freak your geek out |
| Flatulancelot | (21:54:00): | True. But I bet it won't compare to the Mormon Church in salt lake city. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:55:01): | Honestly, it will be an eye opening experience for you because you will get to see the true reality of the Catholic Church. It's just 90% people who do not care at all and just go because they've always gone |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:55:28): | I would imagine from an outsider's perspective it probably seems like something people take very seriously but that is not really the case at all |
| Flatulancelot | (21:56:36): | I'll be sure to live tweet my experience |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (22:12:00): | Jesus died for WHAT? 10 things you didn't know the son of God sacrificed himself for |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (22:12:12): | We should do click bait articles on religion |
| Flatulancelot | (22:16:59): | You'll never believe what these prophets said! |
| Flatulancelot | (22:17:09): | Abraham said what?! |
| Flatulancelot | (22:17:45): | 10 seas Moses parted that you've never heard of |
| Flatulancelot | (22:18:27): | Noah's ark saved the animals, but you'll never guess what Naomi saved |
| Flatulancelot | (22:19:10): | Adam and Eve and\u2026 Connor? |
| Flatulancelot | (22:19:47): | What's on Jesus' Netflix queue? |
| Friday, 20 May 2016 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (00:26:01): | Hoo whee rick |
| Flatulancelot | (12:22:10): | I'd it acceptable to wear coffee brown shoes with a charcoal gray suit? |
| Flatulancelot | (12:22:14): | Is it* |
| The Donald | (12:25:54): | No |
| Flatulancelot | (12:26:09): | Why? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:26:24): | Just listen to marc he knows more about fashion than all of us combined |
| The Donald | (12:26:32): | It's too off. |
| The Donald | (12:26:39): | Well how brown |
| The Donald | (12:27:07): | Show me the options |
| Flatulancelot | (12:28:29): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (12:28:31): | Light |
| The Donald | (12:32:04): | Color of belt? |
| The Donald | (12:32:10): | Same or slightly off |
| Flatulancelot | (12:32:21): | They have to match? |
| The Donald | (12:32:30): | Yes |
| Flatulancelot | (12:32:43): | That's not happening |
| The Donald | (12:32:44): | If it's close that's fine |
| Flatulancelot | (12:33:57): | Not close at all |
| Flatulancelot | (12:33:59): | None |
| The Donald | (12:34:21): | WHO LET YOU BE A PERSON |
| Flatulancelot | (12:34:39): | I hate this shit with a passion |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:34:41): | Even I know shoes = belt |
| The Donald | (12:34:42): | If it's the only brown one you have then you can roll with it |
| Flatulancelot | (12:34:56): | It's reversible. Black on the other side |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:35:03): | And I'm fucking clueless |
| Flatulancelot | (12:35:19): | Fuck it. I'm going ugly black shoes |
| The Donald | (12:35:21): | I throw up a little in\nMy mouth just then |
| Flatulancelot | (12:35:41): | Fuck fashion |
| Flatulancelot | (12:37:11): | I'm not attending any of your weddings |
| The Donald | (12:37:59): | You are going. And I'm putting you with my old fraterinty brothers and have you fight for my amusement |
| Flatulancelot | (12:49:30): | How's this Marc |
| Flatulancelot | (12:50:14): | I can't tell what color the tie is |
| Flatulancelot | (13:12:19): | Happy holidaze gents |
| The Donald | (13:57:49): | its fine |
| Flatulancelot | (13:57:59): | Cool |
| The Donald | (13:58:11): | just smile and jerk off in the corner like always |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:07:44): | You got a lady accompanying you? |
| Flatulancelot | (14:10:08): | I was a plus one but I decided not to invite anyone cause then I would have to double the wedding gift. Fuck that shit |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:29:49): | idk how i missed this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMICTAl4LCg |
| Flatulancelot | (14:30:04): | This was amazing |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:30:19): | also josh |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:30:22): | get you some cap toe shoes or something |
| Flatulancelot | (14:30:36): | I have no idea what that is |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:30:44): | square toe shoes are for the dads |
| Flatulancelot | (14:30:53): | And it sounds like I don't want to devote the time to find out |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:30:55): | you want to remind people you're virile |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:33:42): | also marc why cant you wear brown shoes with a navy suit, i thought thats what all the fellas are doing these days |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:39:02): | Yea josh you gotta let the ladies know you still got seeds to plant |
| Flatulancelot | (16:48:20): | Why didn't you guys let me know about the heil Hitler salute? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:08:23): | I would have thought your grandparents would have showed you it. Boom roasted. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:56:30): | Brian this isn't your car is it lol |
| Flatulancelot | (20:15:44): | Apparently the priest had heiled Hitler to the wrong person. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:16:13): | Happens to the best of us |
| Flatulancelot | (20:17:16): | No, seriously. The priest had his right hand stretched out to my friend Andrew's forehead, reciting some blessing. Like right after the couple had said their vows. I was laughing a little, as were my friends and Andrew, a Jew. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:19:51): | Yup he's a nazi now |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:41:27): | Oh no that's not the salute |
| The Donald | (22:34:02): | They took a picture with a 99 Benz that was run into the ground |
| The Donald | (22:34:21): | Your dad runs like a '11 |
| The Donald | (22:35:04): | Also. I had an open bar all night. Quit your jobs and go into media. |
| Flatulancelot | (22:35:49): | What a world |
| Flatulancelot | (22:35:50): | So did I. Go get married. There's tax benefits. And you can do it with guys now too. |
| The Donald | (22:36:32): | I call Pete. I want that Sperlazzo money in the divorce |
| Flatulancelot | (22:36:51): | Mmm Sperlazzo |
| The Donald | (22:39:44): | Help me. I might be too good at hitting on women |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (22:51:04): | Solution: try hitting on men |
| The Donald | (22:51:31): | That's like playing in the B league |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (23:32:41): | So what happened you get your D in some V |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (23:39:10): | Have you tried hitting on horses |
| Saturday, 21 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (20:00:56): | JACKIE CHAN DID A PORNO |
| Flatulancelot | (20:02:55): | Show me |
| The Donald | (20:03:51): | It's a Hong Kong film called all in the family were he was a rickshaw driver who bangs a married woman |
| Flatulancelot | (20:04:28): | Arr in the famiry |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:26:53): | Sank you |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:32:20): | Do we get to see chan penetration? Does he use props from the environment during his love making |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:32:45): | He does all his own sexual stunts |
| The Donald | (23:07:19): | Neighbors 2 was the most pro and anti feminist movie ever. And I loved it |
| Flatulancelot | (23:12:21): | Were there tits other than Seth Rogen's? |
| The Donald | (23:25:18): | Some |
| The Donald | (23:25:26): | Zac effrons balls |
| Sunday, 22 May 2016 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (00:15:04): | Were they as smooth as I dreamt they are |
| The Donald | (00:26:38): | Smoother |
| Flatulancelot | (13:36:14): | Google: Asking the hard questions |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:54:56): | You guys going to watch Preacher tonight? |
| Flatulancelot | (14:56:12): | Only seen previews. You read the comics? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:58:34): | Nope but the show is getting very good reviews apparently |
| Flatulancelot | (14:59:40): | Probably worth a watch. See how it is. Seth Rogen is a producer from what I know. It'll probably be better than TWD |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:26:26): | I'll check it out. I read a comic or two of it a while back I thought it was interesting. |
| Monday, 23 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (09:14:53): | Our Friendship in one picture |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:17:46): | None |
| The Donald | (11:00:41): | I just got access to all the pilots for NBC, ABC, FOX and CBS |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:03:54): | Which shows does that entail |
| The Donald | (11:04:25): | Joel Mchale's the great Indoor |
| The Donald | (11:04:32): | thats what im watching now |
| Flatulancelot | (11:04:32): | And how many have you spotted that are, "who the fuck approved this?" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:04:38): | I just learned people who work in NJ Transit on average make 104k. We should have been conductors. Next gen train men. |
| Flatulancelot | (11:05:26): | Anti-capitalist exposed for greed. Shame on you Brian |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:06:02): | I feel like a hypocrite for having tabs open for socialism and Wallstreetbets in the same browser |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:07:41): | Just wait till you all read my manifesto |
| The Donald | (11:09:15): | The Great Indoors is just pretty much shitting on Millennials and i love it |
| The Donald | (11:10:30): | Stephen Fry is in it |
| The Donald | (11:10:39): | and Chrisptoher Minz Platz |
| Flatulancelot | (11:11:39): | Just say McLovin. He has no other name |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:13:31): | Ohhh mclovin that guy |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:30:37): | sounds like a irish r&b singer |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:43:02): | preacher was kind of neat btw |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:43:11): | great for us young angstheists |
| Flatulancelot | (11:44:39): | I'm gonna watch it later. I'll be sure to upload my review to YouTube for y'all to enjoy on your own schedule |
| Flatulancelot | (11:45:11): | Cause watching me talk about having watched other people on TV is compelling entertainment |
| The Donald | (11:47:06): | nah fuck that reaction videos, I want to watch you watching the show |
| Flatulancelot | (11:48:03): | Mystery science theater is coming back btw |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:49:28): | We should consider doing reaction videos |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:49:32): | where we react to reaction videos |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:49:51): | and then we have a follow up where someone reacts to us filming hte reaction video by looking through the windows with binoculars |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:50:04): | Sounds like something clip hole would do, I love it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:50:10): | thank you |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:50:25): | that is the highest form of compliment |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:54:30): | or we could film Teens React to Extreme Temperatures |
| Flatulancelot | (11:55:21): | Mom! Where the fuck is the AC?! |
| Flatulancelot | (11:55:41): | Sweat doesn't complement my skin tone. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:55:49): | let's see what this 14 year old thinks about 145 degree weather |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:56:27): | I had an idea a while ago when those teens react videos were really big to make one like Teens React to the 2013 Honda Civic |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:56:44): | and they are banging it like cavemen |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:57:45): | We have to shoot this shit |
| Flatulancelot | (11:57:51): | Where's the aux port? Ooo, this must be one of those poor people cars |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:58:45): | What is this contraption? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:58:58): | where is the warp drive? |
| The Donald | (12:25:46): | Also reasons to support Fox News, i work with MSNBC and Fox for my client. The staff for sales for fox is damn sexy. MSNBCs are not so much. help me make america great again and motor boat some titties. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:11:47): | dat megyn kelly |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:12:02): | i dont even care that she's old enough to be my mom and has a poorly spelled first name |
| The Donald | (14:13:28): | MSNBC's best shot is Rachel Maddow, who looks like someone tried to womanize John Oliver, then got board halfway through |
| Flatulancelot | (14:13:52): | Nah man. Hallie Jackson |
| Flatulancelot | (14:14:10): | She can hop on pop |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:14:27): | They just play different tropes. Fox - sex sells. Msnbc - if they're ugos you can trust they're smart. |
| The Donald | (14:15:26): | Or is that what they want you to think |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:15:55): | I didn't say they were actually smart. Msnbc is mostly shit. |
| The Donald | (14:15:56): | Exhibit A |
| The Donald | (14:16:06): | None |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:16:09): | you know i would imagine rachel maddow being into some kinky shit |
| The Donald | (14:17:24): | Im always worried im going to type the stupid ass shit we say in my works group chat |
| Flatulancelot | (14:17:55): | They use groupme? |
| The Donald | (14:17:59): | yea |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:19:28): | how do they like your trump picture |
| Flatulancelot | (14:20:08): | O jeez |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:20:25): | You guys know sanders is only 5 years older than trump |
| The Donald | (14:20:50): | Time was not kind to that man |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:22:58): | bernie sanders has been aged by the burden of capitalism |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:23:03): | trump carries it with ease |
| Flatulancelot | (14:23:43): | Honestly, Bernie looks to be in better health than Trump |
| Flatulancelot | (14:23:51): | By leaps and bounds |
| Flatulancelot | (14:24:15): | And Trump's "doctor" said he's the healthiest individual ever |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:25:08): | bernie does look pretty damn old though |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:25:17): | i think it's the badlness and the liver spots |
| The Donald | (14:28:02): | Josh did you just say Bernie looks better then Trump? you need to get his dick outcha mouth so you can see better |
| Flatulancelot | (14:29:00): | I stand by my statement |
| Flatulancelot | (14:29:12): | dick in mouth |
| Flatulancelot | (14:29:34): | Seriously though. Trump looks like shit |
| Flatulancelot | (14:29:48): | Bernie just looks like an old Jew |
| The Donald | (14:30:24): | I understand you dont like guy, but come on Josh |
| The Donald | (14:30:30): | Jews are the most fragile |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:30:35): | I though bernie was 80 and trump was in his 60s tbh |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:30:41): | When I first saw them |
| Flatulancelot | (14:31:28): | Still stand by my statement |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:33:15): | I will say though that Trump looks bizarre lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:33:19): | with the fake hair and tan |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:33:28): | whereas Bernie looks like a typical Jewish grandpa |
| Flatulancelot | (14:33:46): | Exactly |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:33:55): | but Trump definitely looks younger |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:34:16): | I think it's because he's had the fake hair so long that we are just used to it |
| Flatulancelot | (14:34:38): | Take away the tan and the weird hair and let's see how normal he looks |
| The Donald | (14:37:20): | Josh is just feeding him |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:37:52): | he is feeding on souls |
| The Donald | (16:52:33): | Be white and throw money at it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:54:16): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (19:55:06): | Jealous |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:55:31): | If only we could trade and I could give you my spot |
| The Donald | (19:56:08): | You are going to jury duty on my birthday. |
| Flatulancelot | (19:56:10): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (19:56:18): | I should've sent that first |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:56:35): | I noticed that Marc |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:56:47): | We can meet up in NB after at least lol |
| The Donald | (19:57:23): | Or show up drunk and be like HAPPY BIRTHDAY NJ JUDICIAL SYSTEM |
| Flatulancelot | (19:57:40): | JURY NULLIFICATION |
| Flatulancelot | (19:58:16): | you may be exempt for the mere fact that I mentioned that |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:01:09): | I already knew it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:01:15): | I'm trying to think of some excuse |
| Flatulancelot | (20:03:04): | Say you're a Marxist socialist, but unlike Marx, you despise capitalism. You would prefer drug fueled rages to jury duty any day of the week |
| Flatulancelot | (20:03:13): | The reasons are endless |
| Flatulancelot | (20:03:34): | Just don't say you wish to overthrow the government. You could go to prison |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:03:58): | That's what I told my mom she said it's not good enough to just say I'm a socialist. So I said I'll say I'm a radical socialist. If the doesn't work I'll just say I see where ISIS is coming from. |
| Flatulancelot | (20:05:03): | I mean, if you have to choose one cultist radicalization of a major religion over the other, they have a point |
| Flatulancelot | (20:05:46): | Euthanize the retards |
| Flatulancelot | (20:06:41): | You prefer that everyone have blonde hair and blue eyes. Don't forget to mention you're off German descent. I know you don't like it, but this one time it may some you some hardship |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (22:05:17): | Don't sleep and text guys |
| Flatulancelot | (22:13:20): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (22:13:32): | You ever ask him about this? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (22:33:18): | Not yet. I'll ask tomorrow. That's such a ridiculous photo. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (22:57:57): | He genuinely looks like a hobo there |
| Tuesday, 24 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (09:00:49): | Just you friendly neighborhood hobo with a weapon |
| The Donald | (12:25:14): | https://sli.mg/KKkHhE.jpeg |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:27:05): | Everyday I'm more tempted to vote for him if bernie isn't on the ballot. |
| The Donald | (12:28:29): | Alot of Bernie Supporters are switching to the red side |
| The Donald | (12:28:52): | because they want someone to shake things up and make washington actually get shit done |
| Flatulancelot | (12:29:19): | What is he actually gonna do? Seriously |
| Flatulancelot | (12:29:42): | The president has practically no power to change shit |
| The Donald | (12:29:49): | Its more a symbolic thing |
| Flatulancelot | (12:29:51): | Congress is where it's at |
| The Donald | (12:29:52): | like Bernie |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:30:00): | What's any president do, get shit on for the bad, take credit for the good and build a big ass wall |
| The Donald | (12:30:21): | Bernie's socialist policys were never going to get past congress |
| The Donald | (12:30:32): | but he wanted to show he would fight for them |
| The Donald | (12:30:40): | and say fuck you to the establisment |
| The Donald | (12:30:58): | Bernie and Trump are not so different |
| Flatulancelot | (12:31:06): | I need to leave this country |
| The Donald | (12:31:52): | you have a visa |
| The Donald | (12:32:40): | Back to reality, we still on for saturday |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:48:34): | yea lets hit up some breweries and help me get over the existential dread that is going to accompany my upcoming quarter life crisis |
| The Donald | (12:52:34): | still shooting for Brooklym |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:53:44): | yea i figure cuz there are 2 or 3 breweries there |
| Flatulancelot | (12:53:57): | Regardless of where we go, we should leave fairly early |
| Flatulancelot | (12:54:11): | The line at Brooklyn brewery gets super long |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:54:28): | yea |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:54:33): | i might call ahead and see if they can do something |
| Flatulancelot | (12:54:49): | Probably not but give it a shot |
| Flatulancelot | (12:55:05): | Can't speak to six point. Never been |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:02:06): | id like to check them out |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:02:31): | actually looks like they're closed on saturday lol |
| Flatulancelot | (13:02:59): | Six point you mean? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:03:21): | yup |
| Flatulancelot | (13:04:15): | O well. I'm sure we can hit up some hipsters basement claiming to brew something even better |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:06:38): | yea im sure they are all over the place |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:06:53): | worst case scenario we go to bed stuy and score some H |
| Flatulancelot | (13:07:56): | I love me some Brooklyn black tar |
| The Donald | (14:41:49): | We can go chill with my grandma in gravesend |
| The Donald | (19:45:35): | I just had an actual argument about going for trump with my sister. And maybe I have spent to much time on the_donlad. But I said valid arguments. And kept asking her when he said the things he said and she couldn't answer |
| Flatulancelot | (19:46:28): | Ban all Muslims? |
| Flatulancelot | (19:46:50): | Murder families of suspected terrorists? |
| Flatulancelot | (19:47:01): | Mexicans are rapists |
| Flatulancelot | (19:47:17): | Give nukes to Japan? |
| The Donald | (19:47:18): | I'll answers these one at a time then. |
| Flatulancelot | (19:47:22): | And south korea |
| The Donald | (19:47:50): | Jimmy Cater banned Muslims and sent home Muslim students diring the Iran crisis. No one cared |
| Flatulancelot | (19:48:13): | Doesn't make it right. And Jimmy Carter ain't running for president again |
| Flatulancelot | (19:48:43): | That's like saying we should kill native Americans again |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:48:44): | Oh boy here we go hold on let me get my popcorn |
| Flatulancelot | (19:48:47): | Cause Jackson did |
| Flatulancelot | (19:49:11): | So how do you justify it |
| The Donald | (19:49:53): | Banning people or mirder |
| Flatulancelot | (19:50:07): | Other than by precedent. Because this country has set many precedents, and a lot of them are shit. \n\nPlease, justify all of this on its own merits |
| Flatulancelot | (19:50:32): | One by one. Like you said. Justify them each on their own merits |
| Flatulancelot | (19:51:03): | Banning Muslims. Go |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:52:14): | http://m.imgur.com/S6HAKVZ |
| The Donald | (19:52:35): | Carter did it. |
| Flatulancelot | (19:52:44): | Other than precedent |
| Flatulancelot | (19:53:03): | FDR had interment camps for the Japanese. I get it |
| Flatulancelot | (19:53:19): | Justify Banning Muslims on its own merit |
| Flatulancelot | (19:54:23): | I think we should ban all Catholics because of the wars that have been started throughout history due to their shit logic |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:55:10): | Ok you have to let him respond |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:55:58): | Marc you got any statistics, facts, or other justification for it? |
| The Donald | (19:56:28): | With the influx of everything going on things need to be vetted and we don't have the time to vet the refugees coming from other countries. No matter what religion. We need to vet things better. And with over half of foreign Muslims wanting to agree with sharia law. They need to vet. |
| The Donald | (19:57:17): | And also president |
| The Donald | (19:57:33): | Precedent |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:57:49): | Ok I think precedent just means it can be done not should be. But josh you got a response to his other section? |
| Flatulancelot | (19:58:26): | So let me get this straight. Even though 99.99% of Muslims worldwide are peaceful, non radical individuals, they are banned because they believe in Sharia law. \n\nMarc, you are Catholic, yes? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:58:52): | Well strict sharia law isn't peaceful and very anti women correct? |
| The Donald | (19:59:12): | Correct. You need to kill non believers |
| Flatulancelot | (19:59:16): | But that doesn't mean they practice Sharia law. It's what they would prefer |
| Flatulancelot | (19:59:28): | Are you a Catholic? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:59:53): | So they would just prefer to kill non believers? That's not great lol. |
| The Donald | (20:00:12): | I am. |
| Flatulancelot | (20:00:23): | Point I'm trying to make is that Catholics believe in some whack ass shit. They don't practice it |
| Flatulancelot | (20:00:43): | Christian and Jews too |
| The Donald | (20:00:59): | Jesus never said kill no believers. He never said anything about gays |
| Flatulancelot | (20:01:18): | Forget Jesus. What about the main guy |
| Flatulancelot | (20:01:30): | He condoned a lot of heinous shit |
| The Donald | (20:01:35): | That is the main guy |
| Flatulancelot | (20:02:45): | Am I wrong? Is there or is there not a significant amount of death, condoned by God, in the Torah and the new testament |
| The Donald | (20:02:59): | New Testament no |
| The Donald | (20:03:10): | Torah. Yea the Jews went crazy |
| The Donald | (20:03:23): | But God had a kid and settled down |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:03:50): | There is a lot of death yes in the old testament. I don't recall any commandment or decree to kill anyone for anyone reason. I remember turn the other cheek etc. Pete knows this shit best he should be the expert witness on it. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:04:02): | I'll Google now though see if there is |
| The Donald | (20:04:41): | I know Jesus brings Lazurus back |
| Flatulancelot | (20:04:49): | Marc, do you practice everything you are told to do or believe by the Catholic Church? Or the Pope? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:04:55): | Ah I found one, deuteronomy 17, verse 2 |
| The Donald | (20:05:22): | I try too |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:05:29): | Also Luke 19:27 and Matthew 10:34 |
| The Donald | (20:05:30): | But I do slip up |
| The Donald | (20:06:00): | But I also subscribe to a different idea of God |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:07:10): | According to a Zogby International poll of American Muslims taken in November and December of last year, a whopping 71 percent oppose "allowing gays and lesbians to marry legally." And 68 percent support the death penalty.\nNot a single mosque in America accepts homosexuals |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:07:46): | None |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:07:53): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYAcLudBbhg |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:07:58): | 2-5 inclusive |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:08:05): | also theres a video of muslims at a peace conference saying to kill gay people lol |
| Flatulancelot | (20:08:33): | So we ban them all? The Pope and the Catholic Church are no better. That's the point I'm trying to make |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:08:49): | no i agree with you josh |
| Flatulancelot | (20:08:51): | You can't single out Muslims when Catholics and Christians and Jews are just as bad |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:09:09): | i agree, we can't ban muslims because there are bad ones. but it's a hard sell to say that christians and jews are just as bad |
| The Donald | (20:09:11): | I'm saying we need to vet |
| The Donald | (20:09:22): | Christina kill |
| Flatulancelot | (20:09:26): | Marc, we do vet. It takes years |
| The Donald | (20:09:28): | Jews kill. |
| The Donald | (20:09:39): | Then take the years |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:09:57): | there are islamic terrorist actions literally every day |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:09:57): | How many southerners are against gay marriage lol. We let them stay for their smoked meats. |
| Flatulancelot | (20:09:58): | So what you're saying is do exactly what we're already doing? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:10:55): | Colombians kill other Colombians everyday. They're mostly Catholic |
| The Donald | (20:11:08): | More. We are one of the biggest people to check unlike Europe epically Sweden and Germany. But we have to be sure everyone is going to be adjusted to this country |
| The Donald | (20:11:23): | Colombians also don't kill because they are Catholic. They kill for drugs |
| Flatulancelot | (20:11:57): | They kill nonetheless |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:12:10): | but it's not over a cartoon of jesus that was published in an obscure magazine |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:12:16): | that's a separate issue |
| Flatulancelot | (20:12:22): | Agreed |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:12:40): | We accepted less than Canada and many European nations, about 10k. Thoughts on this? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:12:58): | accepted less syrian refugees? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:13:04): | Yea |
| Flatulancelot | (20:13:20): | We're responsible for most of the shit in the middle East. We should take as many as possible |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:13:34): | I'm January also 2 refugees were arrested on terrorism charges in sacremento, cali. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:13:45): | surprise surprise lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:13:53): | i miss the good ol isolationist america days |
| Flatulancelot | (20:14:23): | Back to the point though. Marc, you've drifted from what Trump argued. He said ban all Muslims. You're saying better screening. \n\nJustify BANNING all Muslims |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:14:27): | if these sand people want to go kill eachother with bombs and sticks all day for their invisible father then let them do that |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:15:08): | From Donalds site: |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:15:38): | "Donald j trump is calling for a complete shutdown of Muslims entering the us until the country's representatives can figure out what's going on" |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:15:54): | complete shutdown? lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:16:07): | that is fearmongering at its finest |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:16:09): | Until we figure out what's what |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:16:16): | aka until this shit blows over |
| Flatulancelot | (20:16:26): | Aka never |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:16:45): | nah the next hot button issue will come up and it'll get swept under the rug, like how obama said he was gonna close gitmo |
| Flatulancelot | (20:17:26): | Not for lack of trying. Congress has blocked his every effort |
| Flatulancelot | (20:17:43): | He cut down on the population their significantly |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:17:44): | Cont. "According to pew researxh, among others, there is great hatred of Americans by large segments of the Muslim population. Most recently a poll from the center for security policy released data showing 25% of those polled agreed that violence against Americans here I'm the USA is justified as part of the global jihad" |
| Flatulancelot | (20:18:06): | Marc, justify a complete shutdown. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:18:17): | "And 51% of those polled 'agreed that Muslims in america should have the choice of being governed by sharia law'" |
| The Donald | (20:18:30): | Until a system is put in place |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:18:35): | Well I don't think he does have to do that josh |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:18:43): | That's not what the site says the view is |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:19:01): | You're making a position for him to defend his candidate doesn't formally support |
| Flatulancelot | (20:19:22): | Trump said compete shutdown |
| Flatulancelot | (20:19:29): | Complete* |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:19:39): | "...until the representatives figure out what to do" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:19:52): | He doesn't need to defend an infinite ban |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:20:09): | Not to mention does or would trump have this power |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:20:42): | it's an empty promise |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:20:51): | like his dumb fucking wall that has its price changed every time he talks about it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:21:00): | Yea but you can't argue what you think someone might do |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:21:11): | That's just dumb |
| Flatulancelot | (20:21:45): | Let's move on. \n\nMarc, justify how the commander in chief ordering his subordinates in the military to murder the family members of suspected terrorists? Mind you, this is a war crime. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:21:56): | And depends on both persons view of what trump will do. You could think trump will never end it or that he will but both are just speculative. |
| Flatulancelot | (20:22:25): | Or give your supporting argument as to why this is good policy or beneficial |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:23:30): | trump wants to murder the family of suspected terrorists? |
| The Donald | (20:24:02): | Please find me the quote because I was un aware |
| The Donald | (20:24:48): | But I think it's more a scare tactic. With an enemy purposefully trying to die. Nigga you need to get creative |
| Flatulancelot | (20:26:31): | http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/02/politics/donald-trump-terrorists-families/ |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:26:49): | It's just an eye for an eye josh like it says in your beloved sharia law \ufffd |
| Flatulancelot | (20:27:15): | "he would kill the families of terrorists in order to win the fight against ISIS" |
| The Donald | (20:27:42): | I believe it's a scare tactic. |
| The Donald | (20:27:52): | But I can't support it beyond that |
| The Donald | (20:28:13): | After this is over can we do one for Bernie |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:28:22): | Some people do believe given how isis has killed people that sort of thing is justified |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:28:34): | that makes us no better than ISIS |
| The Donald | (20:28:58): | Isis is only 1 letter away from |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:28:58): | Like running over their head with a truck, drowning alive, burning alive, having a kid slit your throat with a rusty knife. Some fucked up videos out there. |
| The Donald | (20:29:02): | IS US |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:29:12): | dang |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:29:13): | thats deep |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:29:18): | we are the isis |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:29:20): | Isis just wants to hold a mirror up to society and win award for largest mirror |
| Flatulancelot | (20:31:34): | Check out @realDonaldTrump's Tweet: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/265895292191248385?s=09 |
| Flatulancelot | (20:31:40): | OK Marc. Keep it simple for the last one. Justify this. |
| The Donald | (20:32:45): | He's drunk |
| Flatulancelot | (20:33:06): | He doesn't drink. Never has. |
| The Donald | (20:33:21): | He started today |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:33:32): | It's from 2012 lol |
| Flatulancelot | (20:33:47): | Do you support this stance? |
| The Donald | (20:33:54): | No |
| The Donald | (20:34:10): | And no one has to support a Candiate 100% |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:34:53): | those damn chinamen warming the earth |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:35:03): | trying to turn the US into one giant rice cooker |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:35:09): | It's all the cigarettes they smoke |
| The Donald | (20:35:22): | Josh I have a question for you then. You support Bernie. |
| Flatulancelot | (20:35:56): | Yup. But not 100% |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:36:10): | And the disclaimers already come out |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:36:54): | You'd vote him though if he was an option |
| Flatulancelot | (20:37:15): | Correct. And I plan to do so on Jun 7 |
| Flatulancelot | (20:37:23): | And have donated $100 |
| The Donald | (20:37:31): | How do you feel about him saying bread lines are a good thing |
| Flatulancelot | (20:38:05): | Meaning that we should feed the neediest of our fellow citizens? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:38:57): | Yeah, I would agree that we should do that. That's the Christian thing to do. No? |
| The Donald | (20:39:27): | Not that we should feed the poor. That all the people should live in need |
| Flatulancelot | (20:40:12): | Pretty sure you're taking that out of context |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:40:12): | why would bernie say bread lines are a good thing? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:40:37): | You have an in context quote or source? |
| The Donald | (20:41:37): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJBjjP8WSbc Full quote |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:42:07): | Full quote "you know it's funny sometimes american journalists say how bad a country with people lining up for food. That's a good thing. In other countries people don't libe up for food the rich get the food and the poor starve to death" |
| The Donald | (20:42:14): | Yes. |
| The Donald | (20:42:33): | But only the first part |
| Flatulancelot | (20:42:43): | You realize he's saying that people are starving to death in America |
| The Donald | (20:42:48): | Justify only the first part ignoring the second part of the quote |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:42:56): | Lol |
| Flatulancelot | (20:43:12): | You can't just ignore parts |
| The Donald | (20:43:28): | Your right |
| The Donald | (20:43:40): | And Thys why I brought it up |
| The Donald | (20:43:53): | Like you tried with the ban Muslim quote |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:44:02): | Ohhhh shiiiiit |
| Flatulancelot | (20:44:05): | And if you're citizens are in such dire need that they are literally starving, then yes, I agree that you should dyed l feed them |
| Flatulancelot | (20:44:32): | You should feed them* |
| The Donald | (20:44:52): | Josh your missing the point |
| Flatulancelot | (20:44:57): | Trump said outright, complete shutdown of Muslims |
| The Donald | (20:45:09): | Until things can be figured out |
| Flatulancelot | (20:46:07): | What's your point? I think we should feed people if they're in such desperate need. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:46:19): | That's not Marcs point |
| Flatulancelot | (20:47:15): | It's also only a twleve second clip. Haven't seen the whole interview |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:47:17): | Trump said that part 1) we should shut down Muslim immigration part 2) until representatives figure out what to do. You were only reading part 1 and ignoring part 2. Which is what he showed you just fighting against when he did it to bernie. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:47:46): | Part 1) bread lines are good part 2) because at least people aren't starving |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:57:46): | You guys should have a podcast. I'd listen lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:58:00): | or a fight club |
| Flatulancelot | (20:58:50): | We should. |
| Flatulancelot | (20:58:59): | All we need is a microphone |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:59:02): | I found this very entertaining |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:59:14): | And I learned something too |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:59:21): | This was a friendship and learning adventure |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:59:57): | i think you guys are the only people i can safely talk about politics with without one person flipping a shit and taking it as a personal attack |
| The Donald | (21:00:24): | Fuck you Pete. That was personal |
| Flatulancelot | (21:00:30): | Let call it Unqualified |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:03:26): | I think I have a sheet somewhere with that name on it lol |
| Flatulancelot | (21:03:51): | I thought it was I'll equipped and I'll informed |
| Flatulancelot | (21:03:58): | It involved drinking |
| Flatulancelot | (21:04:07): | And moderators |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:04:07): | I still want to do my idea where we go to people in bars or coming out of them and ask them to finish a sentence for us, then start it off horribly |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:04:26): | Like "I'm not a racist but what I don't get about black people is ...." |
| Flatulancelot | (21:04:38): | I'm not X, But Y |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:04:46): | Yea pretty much |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:05:06): | Or do things they wouldn't do |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:05:18): | Go to a hipster and ask him to finish "I'm voting for trump because ___" |
| Flatulancelot | (21:06:38): | Maybe I'll bring my camera to NY this weekend and we can candidly interview some street fucksters |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:15:25): | MvJ |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:15:30): | Whoever wins, we lose |
| Flatulancelot | (21:16:04): | Can't just be Me v Marc every time |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:16:27): | You're the most polar opposites of the group I think though |
| Flatulancelot | (21:17:32): | True, but you don't agree with Pete on everything. I don't think me v Brian would work very well cause we got our dicks in each other's ass's politically |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:17:40): | let's all get fuck the zuck shirts |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:17:52): | also josh i have no strong stances |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:18:05): | all my views are entirely arbitrary baased on what persona i am assuming that day |
| Flatulancelot | (21:18:16): | I'm am Pete. Meh. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:18:19): | i am the political equivalent of gay for pay |
| Flatulancelot | (21:19:33): | Or how about PBMJ |
| Flatulancelot | (21:20:11): | The worst of all sandwiches |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:22:30): | Yea the peanut butter mackerel and jelly |
| Flatulancelot | (21:25:00): | How about we meet once a month to record. Sit down for like 3-4 hours on a Friday night. We can edit it down to 2 or 3 episodes. Have a few subjects ready prior to recording. Maybe some background research, but keep it loose |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:46:17): | I'm down |
| Flatulancelot | (21:47:28): | Pete, you said your brother has a blue yeti microphone, right? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (22:12:32): | Yip |
| Flatulancelot | (22:16:26): | Perhaps we can borrow it one of these days |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (22:16:49): | Yea I'll ask him. He'd probably be fine with that. He barely uses it |
| Wednesday, 25 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (06:39:50): | No real names |
| The Donald | (06:40:30): | I work in a very liberal field and I honestly think even being a republican would get me in hot water |
| The Donald | (06:43:30): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (07:01:38): | I work with a bunch of staunch republicans I don't want my socialist views getting me in trouble or worse., becoming the butt end of jokes |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (07:01:49): | Honestly talking positive about trump at any job can get you in hot water. He's just way too controversial |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (07:02:10): | Like people seeing me and saying "hey comrade". I just don't know if I can take it. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (07:03:03): | It is best to not have political debates with coworkers |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:09:27): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75yJpGTdO8 |
| Flatulancelot | (12:14:59): | Dem Oreos |
| The Donald | (14:38:11): | we have a training program at work, and i signed up to be a Buddy that helps the new hires, we get a free happy hour, they asked why Andy wanted to be a buddy and he said "I want to make the training program great again" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:52:06): | The buddy system just got 10 feet taller |
| The Donald | (15:23:07): | since he is zenith and im opti, he imed me "im gunna build a wall and make OPti pay for it" |
| Flatulancelot | (15:56:02): | I'm not crazy, that's Tito Ortiz, right? |
| Flatulancelot | (15:56:15): | I wonder who Gary is supporting in this race |
| The Donald | (15:56:21): | thats tito |
| Flatulancelot | (15:58:45): | I think he's found his running mate |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:59:50): | They'll really knock out the women's issues this country is facing |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:01:37): | It's funny cause he beat his wife |
| Flatulancelot | (16:06:11): | Seems he turned the table on her as she's the one doling out the majority of beatings |
| Flatulancelot | (16:06:25): | It's funny because she jerks dudes off for a living |
| Thursday, 26 May 2016 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:07:22): | Bernie sanders is debating Donald Trump in California for charity |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:08:26): | For real real. Donald said on Jimmy Kimmel he would debate bernie for charity, bernie tweeted accepting. And also hillary is now actually in real hot water with her email audit. |
| The Donald | (08:09:52): | That would be a good debate |
| The Donald | (08:09:56): | Or will be |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:10:23): | Yea plus it will highlight that this only happened because hillary refused to debate |
| Flatulancelot | (08:10:52): | Fuck her |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:11:06): | Good for trump getting a head start on debating democratic policies and moving to a moderate, good for bernie for making hillary look bad and hopefully gaining ground |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:11:29): | Yea fuck hillary she's a giant C |
| Flatulancelot | (08:11:36): | Such a coward not debating Bernie. She's gonna get trounced by Trump in a debate |
| Flatulancelot | (08:11:43): | Definitely not her during suit |
| Flatulancelot | (08:12:00): | Strong suit* |
| The Donald | (08:12:17): | I don't think Bernie can come back to win the nominations. But I think he really wanted to shake up how we view politics on the left |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:12:27): | Lol she was upset with tone bernie took with here where I'm pretty sure trump make a grown man gen bush cry |
| The Donald | (08:12:51): | I don't agree with most of his policy. But I respect how admit and true he is about his policies |
| Flatulancelot | (08:12:55): | Please clap |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:13:11): | Well that's definitely part of why he's staying in the race. That and the fact that now hillary is in real shit with emails |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:13:55): | You guys see the news on hillary? There's proof of perjury now, of her knowing not to use her personal email but doing it anyway, of knowing about the hacking attempts but not saying anything |
| The Donald | (08:14:40): | If the race becomes Bernie v Trump. I think America wins |
| Flatulancelot | (08:14:55): | She knew she was running for president again. How could she be so stupid to set up a personal server in some neck beards bathroom? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:15:25): | At least I'll actually be able to vote for a candidate I like and matters. |
| Flatulancelot | (08:15:29): | Regardless of the shadiness, she should be DQed for stupidity |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:16:02): | "I don't know how to handle two different email accounts and thats why I should be your next president!" |
| The Donald | (08:16:56): | This was the first time I actually followed politics. And boy was this the right time |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:17:51): | This election is more entertaining than anyone could have predicted |
| Flatulancelot | (08:18:26): | Someone pointed out that the FBI was set to release the details of their criminal investigation no earlier than December, i.e. after the election. State Dept wasn't set to release until a later date. \n\nCould be seen as the IG trying force the FBI's hand and detail their findings before the election |
| The Donald | (08:19:10): | 2 clintons 2 impeachments |
| Flatulancelot | (08:19:22): | Batting 1000 |
| The Donald | (08:20:01): | But at least people liked Bill |
| Flatulancelot | (08:21:35): | I think it's unfair to say people genuinely disliked Hillary previously. There were significant smear campaigns during the 90s. But she's brought some of this new shit on herself |
| The Donald | (08:22:42): | Yea but it's the recent things. I liked her until the previous year. |
| Flatulancelot | (08:24:04): | Well, there is another smear campaign going on currently, but she is running for President. Along with the genuine negative ads that are probably 100% legit |
| The Donald | (08:25:15): | I don't think she can take criticism |
| Flatulancelot | (08:25:55): | Eh. She's been doing it for decades. Seems to me that Trump is the one with thin skin. |
| The Donald | (08:26:06): | Just like a woman. Am I right |
| The Donald | (08:26:21): | Trump has thin skin on personal stuff |
| The Donald | (08:26:27): | Like his hands |
| Flatulancelot | (08:26:32): | He sued Bill Maher a few years ago because he said his dad was an orangutan. |
| Flatulancelot | (08:26:44): | The man can't take a joke |
| The Donald | (08:26:53): | He was a llama and you know it |
| Flatulancelot | (08:27:07): | People should start calling him #BrokeDonnie |
| The Donald | (08:27:09): | Bernie is made of rock though. That nigga unshakable |
| The Donald | (08:27:38): | He ran his campaign right |
| Flatulancelot | (08:28:28): | Dwayne Johnson ran Bernie's campaign??? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:35:06): | I hope bernie campaign sparks a tea party type situation but for the democrats. I can't stand main stream democrats for the most part. |
| Flatulancelot | (08:38:21): | There's an organization gearing up right now whose sole purpose/focus is congressional elections in 2018. They will endorse and support progressives in line with a political agenda like Bernie's |
| Flatulancelot | (08:39:40): | http://brandnewcongress.org/home |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:44:12): | Interesting |
| The Donald | (09:29:12): | http://totalfratmove.com/the-gdi-starter-pack/?utm_medium=short&utm_source=Twitter |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:47:33): | Seems more the young neckbeards starter pack |
| The Donald | (09:51:17): | to frat stars like me, all GDIs are neckbeards |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:53:15): | Nigga you been out of college for 3 years |
| The Donald | (09:56:19): | you can take the kid out the frat, but not the frat out the kids |
| Flatulancelot | (10:03:19): | Brian, your dad is a state Assemblyman now? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:03:59): | Swearing in is today, missing part of work to go to it |
| The Donald | (10:04:27): | Now I have diplomatic immunuty |
| Flatulancelot | (10:05:40): | How did he land that gig? Why wasn't there an election? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:06:19): | There was an election but it wasn't one the public votes in |
| The Donald | (10:06:46): | fucking big government |
| Flatulancelot | (10:13:06): | Sounds kinda fucked up |
| The Donald | (11:39:08): | The Brewery opens at Noon, so we should get there then |
| Flatulancelot | (11:42:28): | Definitely open this weekend? It is a holiday right? |
| The Donald | (11:43:44): | i looked at the site |
| The Donald | (11:43:47): | closed mondya |
| The Donald | (11:43:53): | open sat and sun |
| Flatulancelot | (11:44:28): | We should leave here pretty early then. |
| The Donald | (11:44:46): | so i say we take the 10:44 out of metro to get us in around 11:30 |
| The Donald | (11:45:16): | take any subway to either 14th or Union Square depending on the line |
| The Donald | (11:45:28): | then take the L to the first top in brooklyn |
| The Donald | (11:45:39): | bedford |
| The Donald | (11:46:13): | or alt |
| The Donald | (11:46:22): | we take the NJ into Newark |
| The Donald | (11:46:26): | take the path to JSQ |
| The Donald | (11:46:34): | switch to the 33rd line |
| The Donald | (11:46:39): | get off at 14th |
| The Donald | (11:46:44): | and take the L |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:04:07): | Depends really when Petes want to do it too lol. I'm ok with car or train either way. Could probably finagle lori or my mom dropping us off at the train station |
| Flatulancelot | (12:05:08): | If parking is easy in bk I'm OK with driving in. If not, then train |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:50:34): | i'm going to take the train since i live near the statation |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:50:35): | station |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:50:53): | i figure we get in by like 1 or 2 so we can try and get into the brewery? or do you think that's too late |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:51:09): | i tried to get into there once at like 8pm and there was an hour wait or something |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:51:34): | ill prob just take nj transit into penn station and then take the L |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:51:41): | since i'm familiar with it |
| The Donald | (12:54:54): | well we wanna take the 123. or the ACE from pen? |
| The Donald | (12:55:16): | or we can walk to 33rd and take the path |
| The Donald | (12:58:04): | None |
| The Donald | (13:09:23): | is bernie statistically out? because he is catching up to clinton in Cali Polls |
| Flatulancelot | (13:16:21): | Out, no. But very very unlikely |
| Flatulancelot | (13:16:48): | He would have to win NJ and Cali in landslides of unprecedented scale |
| Flatulancelot | (13:16:55): | And DC |
| Flatulancelot | (13:17:04): | And then convert super delegates |
| The Donald | (13:17:08): | I believe in him |
| Flatulancelot | (13:17:39): | I believe Hillary may be doomed with this email shit. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:17:48): | Her stupidity is our saving grace |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:18:06): | nah |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:18:19): | fall guy will pop up closer to the general election |
| The Donald | (13:18:28): | I think a trump sanders campaign would be great for america |
| The Donald | (13:18:48): | two very oppiste people arguing eaches point to find middle ground |
| Flatulancelot | (13:18:58): | Thru already have a fall but he signed a deal for immunity so they failed |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:19:01): | i dont think trump finds middle ground |
| The Donald | (13:19:09): | I think he would |
| Flatulancelot | (13:19:12): | They already* |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:19:12): | he |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:19:18): | he'll just make fun of bernie's hair |
| The Donald | (13:19:28): | i mean, dont we all |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:19:31): | give him some stupid nickname like lyin' ted |
| The Donald | (13:19:41): | bernie and morty |
| Flatulancelot | (13:19:44): | It's crazy Bernie |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:19:46): | trump doesnt debate, he just turns into a 5th grader and repeats his rhetoric |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:19:51): | yea crazy bernie |
| The Donald | (13:20:10): | I could see that |
| Flatulancelot | (13:20:15): | Poor Donald v crazy Bernie |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:20:18): | Crooked Hilary, Lyin' Ted, Little Marco, etc |
| Flatulancelot | (13:21:06): | If you start calling him Poor Donald, he'll have to show his true wealth |
| Flatulancelot | (13:22:04): | Or people will start to pity him like he's weak, which is exactly what he is trying not to portray. So either way you interpret the "poor"part, it works |
| The Donald | (13:22:20): | I thought it was tiny hands |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:22:57): | that was little marco trying to pretend to be a 5th grader |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:23:02): | but it wasnt in his heart |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:23:08): | and trump could feel it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:23:16): | so he used that as an opportunity to say he has a big ol dick |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:23:31): | goddamn i hate this election |
| Flatulancelot | (13:23:32): | The little hands thing is 30 years old |
| Flatulancelot | (13:23:47): | Started by spy magazine or some shit |
| Flatulancelot | (13:23:56): | Trump has real thin skin |
| Flatulancelot | (13:24:33): | Trump would send a letter every year with a picture, signed saying something to the nature of, "these hands ain't so small" |
| Flatulancelot | (13:24:58): | He's a petulant shit |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:25:35): | that is kind of funny though |
| Flatulancelot | (13:26:15): | http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:26:17): | http://a1.img.talkingpointsmemo.com/image/upload/c_fill,fl_keep_iptc,g_faces,h_365,w_652/fu5s4yl7fzfpufboowsl.jpg |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:26:37): | I'd shake the man's hand, but I can't even find it! |
| Flatulancelot | (13:26:58): | "To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him\u2014generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers" |
| Flatulancelot | (13:27:36): | "Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: \u201cSee, not so short!\u201d I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, \u201cActually, quite short.\u201d Which I can only assume gave him fits." |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:28:17): | lolol |
| The Donald | (13:29:07): | http://i.imgur.com/vH3IAIk.gifv |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:30:09): | Oh look, it's Obama Bin Laden |
| Flatulancelot | (13:31:15): | What he really said was, "this is a big fucking deal" |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:25:34): | http://time.com/4349162/donald-trump-bernie-sanders-debate/ |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:25:36): | twas a prank |
| Flatulancelot | (15:28:15): | I dunno. Just saw him say on TV that he'd do it so long as the network laid out 10-15 million for women's health charities. He was asked multiple times by a number of reporters. Maybe it was a joke initially, but it seems like a legitimate possibility now |
| The Donald | (16:00:19): | i dont think they would joke about that |
| The Donald | (16:00:30): | they both want to talk |
| The Donald | (16:01:30): | Bernie about high prices and his niece doing so well in dental school and trump about his large mascline hands and wherter to use diesel or propane for the fire pit on the wall to mexico |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:04:07): | bernie wants to talk about global wawwwwwming |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:04:58): | im bernie sandiz, i'm a brooklyn boy |
| Flatulancelot | (16:06:11): | Sanders' campaign is indicating they're coordinating with Trump's |
| The Donald | (16:20:02): | Time Just wants Shillary to stay on top since its own by big oil |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:24:14): | Everything I'm seeing says it's still on at the moment |
| Flatulancelot | (16:25:04): | Just a matter of getting $$$ it seems |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:26:50): | Trump has a 10 million dollar donor for women's issues |
| The Donald | (16:27:21): | like he donates or he has a donor on staff |
| Flatulancelot | (16:29:34): | Pretty sure Trump said he thinks the TV network hosting should donate 10-15 million for women's health organizations. He understands, tremendously, how TV works. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:30:13): | Yea I mean the apprentice did last 9.5 seasons longer than it should have, he knows some things. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:30:14): | or he just doesnt want to debate lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:30:24): | and he knows that shit aint happening |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:30:32): | so trump can make dick jokes at the last place dem candidate |
| Flatulancelot | (16:30:48): | Actually, I think he would do it. Because it makes Hillary look like shit |
| Flatulancelot | (16:31:09): | She backed out of a debate right before the Cali primary. And the email shit |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:31:11): | Yea they're both going to bash hillary |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:31:25): | It should have been hillary v bernie and they both would have bashed trump |
| Flatulancelot | (16:31:26): | Doesn't bode well for her no matter who wins the debate |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:31:39): | Now they'll both bash her, with occasional jabs at each other I'm sure |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:35:59): | who hates hilary more? find out tonight! |
| The Donald | (16:37:39): | But if they both shit on hilliary it can go two way, |
| The Donald | (16:38:03): | One, its trump v Hilliary and trump comes out on top |
| The Donald | (16:38:24): | or its trump and Bernie and it will be close and independent voters will really matter |
| The Donald | (16:38:52): | the more i learn about politics the more i respect sanders |
| The Donald | (16:38:58): | still hate his polices |
| The Donald | (16:39:05): | but respect him |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:39:20): | Curious what policies of his do you hate |
| The Donald | (16:39:40): | soclistic ones mostly |
| The Donald | (16:39:43): | healthcare |
| The Donald | (16:39:53): | im cool with the equal rights |
| The Donald | (16:40:52): | I disgree with him on almost purely the physcal side |
| The Donald | (16:41:00): | fiscal |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:41:35): | why do you hate universal healthcare |
| Flatulancelot | (16:41:53): | I was gonna ask the same |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:41:53): | just curious because i am somewhat conservative and im for it |
| Flatulancelot | (16:42:34): | It significantly reduces costs because everyone is in the same pool. Fiscally, it is the most sound plan |
| Flatulancelot | (16:42:55): | Because it is the least expensive in the long term |
| The Donald | (16:43:01): | I have family in the UK and my mom works for the healthcare industry. It really slows down response time and surgeries, Its nice people are insured, but when you do get sick its a fucking hassle to get anything done |
| Flatulancelot | (16:43:35): | The UK is not single payer |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:43:36): | what about people that need treatment and can't afford it? |
| The Donald | (16:43:57): | you can get treatment |
| Flatulancelot | (16:43:58): | UK is socialized healthcare like the VA |
| The Donald | (16:44:12): | most people dont realize you can go to the doctor |
| The Donald | (16:44:31): | or hospital and get stuff for free if you cant pay |
| The Donald | (16:44:41): | if you want feel free to talk to my mom |
| The Donald | (16:44:53): | she is a case manger and she deals with this on a day to day basis |
| Flatulancelot | (16:44:55): | Yeah, but you realize taxpayers like us end up paying for it |
| The Donald | (16:45:03): | yea |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:45:06): | somebody has to pay for it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:45:22): | esp if you have some kind of condition and need to take medication |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:45:33): | going to the ER wont get you a free prescription |
| The Donald | (16:45:34): | illegal aliens biggest effect on this country is on healthcare |
| Flatulancelot | (16:45:49): | I'm gonna leave this for Brian to debunk. I have to go punch stuff |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:45:59): | oh you got a date tonight? |
| The Donald | (16:46:11): | feel free to talk to my mom |
| The Donald | (16:46:19): | she literally does this for a job |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:46:38): | well those mexi-can'ts arent going to get healthcare cuz they arent citizens |
| Flatulancelot | (16:47:47): | She's a case manager under the current schema. All her experience is based on the current system. |
| Flatulancelot | (16:48:22): | How does that lend any credibility to how single payer would work |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:49:40): | My issue is people's health is treated as a commodity to be profited off of. So ways to look off profiting off of you through denying your claim as I just had despite paying my monthly premiums is immoral imo. |
| Flatulancelot | (16:51:27): | Also, people should not be forced to do hours worth of research into their preferred insurance provider. It introduces an unnecessary middle man. People care about their doctor. Not their middle man. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:51:40): | People's health or lack thereof shouldn't be something that is profited off of except by the people who do labor to treat them ie doctors nurses. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:52:46): | I was against a single payer system until i payed my first medical bill |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:53:03): | now i want to live on a commune |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:53:36): | But also with the way these things are figured out with premiuns, it's based on normal distribution and average sickness for your demographic. The less people you have the higher the premium to cover. All our pools of candidates are separated by being in different insurance companies so each company is justified in chargin you a rate (that has a profit built in) that is higher than what it would be if it was national with small people. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:53:50): | The law of large numbers comes into play with this if any are familiar |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:54:18): | premiums arent that bad |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:54:22): | unless you have a super shitty plan |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:54:31): | But think about this |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:54:44): | I paid 2500 in premiums last year total, 227 a month |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:54:51): | Now they refuse to cover a 250 bill I have |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:54:57): | I've paid in 10 times that amount |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:55:26): | what's your premium? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:55:42): | er i mean |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:55:56): | 227 a month |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:56:11): | i think its called copay? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:56:19): | the money you have to pay before insurance takes over |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:56:19): | Copay is 20 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:56:33): | For a regular doctor it's 20, 50 for a specialist |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:56:34): | im drawing a blank |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:56:43): | Deductive |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:56:46): | deductible |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:56:47): | Deductible* |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:56:48): | thats it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:56:54): | that's the real deciding factor |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:57:58): | Yea that's also built into how much profit they make off of you. Also did you know for every 200,000 doctors bill insurances they can expect 7,000 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:58:30): | These insurance companies are very good at haggling so now doctors overcharge them since they know it will be fought to be brought down and the entire system is one big clusterfuck |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:59:17): | it's definitley a messed up system |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:59:33): | but if you have insurance and a relatively low deducitble it is bearable |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:59:58): | Yea but low deductible means high premiums |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:00:41): | I just looked I have a 3k deductible, not great. I think it's also telling how profitable insurance companies are too. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (17:01:59): | 3k isnt too bad |
| Flatulancelot | (17:14:06): | But that means if anything were to happen to Brian that's $3000 in premiums, plus $3000 more for the deductible. Plus, if it were real bad, and his out of pocket max is say $6000, that's another $3000. So $9,000 for the year. Then he's fully covered |
| Flatulancelot | (17:14:43): | Plus more out of pocket for anything insurance didn't cover |
| Flatulancelot | (17:15:37): | And if you're only making ~$60k pretty year. That's a significant portion of your income |
| Flatulancelot | (17:15:59): | And that's already subsidized with tax credits |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:16:47): | Yup |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:18:04): | I'd rather just pay it as a tax and that's it, be guaranteed coverage |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:18:45): | My insurance company sent me a packet of typical costs for conditions on my plans. If I ever actually develop type 2 diabetes I'm fucked |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:19:09): | And if I develop it and then I want to switch, my premium will be higher since I have it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:11:04): | https://streamable.com/1z8w |
| Flatulancelot | (18:48:46): | Marc, what would you propose to fix or change the current healthcare system? |
| The Donald | (18:50:17): | Kill all the poor people duh. |
| Flatulancelot | (18:52:46): | Seriously. You said you're opposed to single payer. What would you suggest in place of the current market place system? |
| The Donald | (18:52:57): | Nothing. |
| The Donald | (18:53:01): | It's broken yes |
| The Donald | (18:53:07): | But the least broken |
| Flatulancelot | (18:53:32): | So leave it as is? |
| The Donald | (18:53:36): | We need to educate people on the risks of life |
| The Donald | (18:54:01): | Like obesity and smoking. |
| The Donald | (18:54:05): | Yea leave it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:54:11): | My two favorite things |
| Flatulancelot | (18:54:14): | Repeal the affordable care act? |
| The Donald | (18:54:22): | Amend it |
| Flatulancelot | (18:54:28): | To do what |
| The Donald | (18:54:58): | I do believe a low cost option should be available. |
| Flatulancelot | (18:55:16): | It's called catastrophic |
| Flatulancelot | (18:55:20): | Or Medicaid |
| The Donald | (18:55:22): | I'm not as adverse in Obama care that I cannot make those judgements |
| The Donald | (18:55:34): | Next question. |
| The Donald | (18:55:43): | Yes you mr Sperlazzo |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:58:02): | what about stuff that isnt a risk of life |
| The Donald | (18:58:20): | Risk is life. |
| The Donald | (18:58:27): | Like shrek is love |
| The Donald | (18:58:43): | I got a question for you guys. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:58:50): | it's about 3 inches |
| The Donald | (18:58:52): | How much you love titties |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:59:00): | more than ass |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:59:03): | titties > ass |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:59:07): | and that is a fact, sorry fellas |
| The Donald | (18:59:15): | Josh. Brian. |
| Flatulancelot | (18:59:38): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (19:00:00): | Ass > tits |
| The Donald | (19:00:18): | What if told you. There's a place we could see both |
| The Donald | (19:01:28): | It's called yo mamma house. |
| The Donald | (19:01:37): | Cause she a hoe |
| The Donald | (19:01:44): | But seriously. We need this debate |
| The Donald | (19:01:51): | Titties or ass |
| The Donald | (19:01:58): | I'm team titties |
| Flatulancelot | (19:01:58): | Ass |
| The Donald | (19:02:13): | Bitch poops from there |
| The Donald | (19:03:40): | Titties you get to play with. You can fuck em. And they give you milk in a pinch |
| The Donald | (19:04:29): | Oh sweet baby Jesus I almost responded to my work chat |
| Flatulancelot | (19:04:32): | Ass |
| The Donald | (19:05:02): | The argument for Ass |
| The Donald | (19:05:06): | Go |
| Flatulancelot | (19:05:12): | Great when standing up. Great when bent over. |
| Flatulancelot | (19:05:19): | Tits when bent over, eh |
| The Donald | (19:05:27): | Nah son |
| The Donald | (19:05:33): | The good then too |
| The Donald | (19:06:07): | Alright I'm sucking on some titties. I'm never afraid both gunna fart on my face |
| Flatulancelot | (19:06:24): | No chance of fucked up, oversized, weird nipples sprouting up on an ass cheek |
| Flatulancelot | (19:07:01): | Can slap an ass. You can slap a tit too, but its not as satisfying |
| The Donald | (19:07:27): | Bitch can have a hairy ass or pimples. |
| The Donald | (19:07:32): | Or the lumpy but |
| Flatulancelot | (19:07:35): | You can get away with staring at a chicks ass because they can't see you doing it |
| Flatulancelot | (19:07:52): | Bitch can have hairy nips too |
| The Donald | (19:08:33): | Who are you fucking Josh? |
| The Donald | (19:08:38): | That they got hairy nips |
| Flatulancelot | (19:08:55): | You can shape a butt without surgery |
| Flatulancelot | (19:09:09): | I've seen some shit |
| The Donald | (19:09:21): | I love titties of any size |
| The Donald | (19:09:27): | Pancake ass is a no go |
| The Donald | (19:09:39): | Becky got nothing |
| Flatulancelot | (19:09:44): | I am no fan of massive tits |
| Flatulancelot | (19:09:51): | Nor a massive ass |
| The Donald | (19:10:04): | Listen. I fucked a bitch with natural H titties |
| The Donald | (19:10:09): | Best night ever |
| The Donald | (19:10:13): | Or I think. |
| The Donald | (19:10:17): | I was drunk |
| Flatulancelot | (19:10:26): | That doesn't sound appealing to me in the slightest |
| The Donald | (19:10:44): | Yea but you eat butt so can we trust you |
| Flatulancelot | (19:11:17): | I've never eaten butt |
| The Donald | (19:12:20): | Josh tongue punches that dirt star |
| Flatulancelot | (19:12:56): | Didn't say I'm opposed. Just never have. |
| The Donald | (19:13:12): | You gunna like butt you gunna like all of it. Even the sexiest ass got a dirt star |
| Flatulancelot | (19:13:58): | Another point, you can put things in a butt. On a butt. Between the cheeks. Can't put things IN tits |
| The Donald | (19:14:45): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (19:14:49): | Also an ample supply of butt toys. Not nearly as many tit toys. \n\nThe markets have spoken. |
| The Donald | (19:15:05): | Those are for gay me |
| The Donald | (19:15:08): | Men |
| The Donald | (19:15:11): | And me |
| The Donald | (19:15:16): | I love some dick |
| The Donald | (19:15:36): | Neighbors 2 had a funny part about dicks vs vaginas |
| Flatulancelot | (19:16:04): | No cloaca? |
| The Donald | (19:16:35): | No sodomy of birds |
| Flatulancelot | (19:16:55): | Really missed an opportunity |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:42:25): | Ass too for me gotta say |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (19:43:13): | You can't smack tittes like you can an ass either. Plus just number wise for most women their ass is bigger than their tits, more bang for your buck |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:44:15): | first of all |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:44:26): | you suck on a titty |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:44:30): | worst case scenario you get milk |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:44:45): | good for protein, calcium's good for the bones, chances are it will nurse your child into a future success |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:44:59): | you suck a booty, BEST CASE SCENARIO you're getting a mouthful of poopy |
| Flatulancelot | (19:45:25): | I'm lactose intolerant. So are you Marc |
| The Donald | (19:52:34): | I'll take lactade for titties |
| Friday, 27 May 2016 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:45:00): | Alright well argue with this logic |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:45:10): | Not every girl has tits big enough to titty fuck |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:45:15): | But you can ass fuck any girl |
| The Donald | (08:46:35): | Agree with me on this one. I never have to worry about getting chocolate rained on with titties. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:48:30): | I guess but you do have to worry what kind of nip you'll get |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:36:16): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZatlBvOBgAI |
| Flatulancelot | (16:18:02): | Chicken Shit Trump backed out of the debate with Bernie even though they had 2 offers from networks |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:28:51): | http://www.cbsnews.com/news/fox-news-host-network-to-schedule-sanders-trump-debate-event-before-june-7/ |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:29:05): | This was from 2 hours ago |
| Flatulancelot | (16:29:30): | Trump posted on his campaign website that he's out |
| Flatulancelot | (16:29:43): | Saw the link on r/politics |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:29:59): | Ah gotcha |
| Flatulancelot | (16:30:39): | https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-statement-on-debating-bernie-sanders |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:31:23): | Wanna meet at NY Penn station at like 1 or 2? Any preference? |
| Flatulancelot | (16:31:27): | "as much as I want to debate Bernie Sanders - \xa0and it would be an easy payday - I will wait to debate the first place finisher in the Democratic Party, probably Crooked Hillary Clinton, or whoever it may be." |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:31:59): | I only got two preferences, beer and soul food |
| The Donald | (16:36:11): | I think we should go in around noon |
| Flatulancelot | (16:36:49): | Go in or get there around noon? |
| The Donald | (16:39:00): | Get to penn at noo |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:42:20): | Do you guys care about the bk brewery tour? I'm cool with just the tasting room since I've been on a thousand brewery tours |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:42:26): | It is free tho |
| The Donald | (16:42:41): | It's your birthday |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:42:44): | There's not really a tour as I recall |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:42:52): | Like no guide or card |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:42:57): | As I recall |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:44:04): | Figured |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:44:14): | Jessie says there is an actual tour tho |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:44:22): | It's 40ppl at a time, runs every half hour |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:44:37): | Oh yea you right |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:45:06): | Up to you bday boy |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:45:32): | Let's just see when we get there |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:45:46): | Want to meet at 1 ? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:49:17): | Works for me |
| The Donald | (17:56:02): | Brian Josh. Take the 11:04 out of metro park? |
| The Donald | (17:56:19): | Are we meeting at pen or the brewery |
| The Donald | (17:57:00): | And by 11:04 I mean 11:44 or 12:03 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:03:55): | Let's meet at Penn station |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:12:29): | Yea sounds good marc |
| Flatulancelot | (22:00:55): | Hey boys. What's the deal with tomorrow? What time train we catching from metropark?\n\nHow we getting there? |
| Saturday, 28 May 2016 |
| The Donald | (06:48:32): | I saw we shoot for the 11:44. Just incase we miss it we can get the 12:04 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (06:59:24): | Kewlios |
| The Donald | (07:45:30): | I can drive |
| The Donald | (07:46:10): | I'll pick you up at 11:30 |
| The Donald | (07:46:20): | Maybe 11:25 |
| Flatulancelot | (07:47:52): | K |
| The Donald | (07:48:11): | Dress in you finest hipster shit |
| The Donald | (07:48:35): | Pants so tight you dick and balls look like a percent sign |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (07:55:29): | This is shorts country |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:07:09): | Haley bought me a pint of jack Daniels I didn't drink. Should I bring it for the train? |
| The Donald | (09:07:24): | If you want |
| Flatulancelot | (09:07:44): | I'll pass |
| The Donald | (09:11:12): | It's supposed to be a tad crowded. You niggas wanna take the path? |
| The Donald | (09:11:34): | And meet Pete at 14th street station |
| Flatulancelot | (09:11:44): | What's supposed to be crowded? |
| The Donald | (09:11:51): | The trains |
| The Donald | (09:12:01): | It's what the alert told me |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:15:17): | I'll do whatever you guys say I don't know shit about trains |
| Flatulancelot | (09:15:30): | If we're already on NJ transit headed to Penn, let's just do that |
| Flatulancelot | (09:15:53): | If it's crowded, it's crowded |
| Flatulancelot | (09:16:02): | Not gonna change scheduling |
| Flatulancelot | (09:16:43): | Plus, it'll be easier to meet with Pete if we head to Penn, no? |
| The Donald | (09:19:04): | Okay. I was just throwing it out there |
| Flatulancelot | (09:19:30): | It was a ball |
| Flatulancelot | (09:19:41): | Swing and a miss |
| Flatulancelot | (09:19:50): | Go home Jack |
| The Donald | (09:20:02): | You are ruining baseball |
| Flatulancelot | (09:20:12): | Goal! |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:31:27): | If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. |
| The Donald | (09:32:29): | That wasn't funny Brian go back to you Commie footie and leave the baseball and the jokes to the real Americans |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:36:02): | That's a Futurama quote hate the writer not the viewer |
| The Donald | (09:36:57): | It's my write as an America to hate everything |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:38:16): | Makes sense since everyone hates us lol |
| The Donald | (10:15:02): | No open toed shoes says the website |
| Flatulancelot | (10:15:39): | But I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies |
| The Donald | (10:16:18): | I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO GO TO KINKOS AND MAKE COPIES |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:17:32): | Ya cucks |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:28:07): | Guess I can't get my big city manicure :( |
| Flatulancelot | (10:28:28): | Pedicure, ya dingus |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:28:46): | Whatever it's gay anyway |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:28:58): | Caring for your phalanges? What are you a faaaaaag |
| Flatulancelot | (10:29:41): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (10:30:16): | They've been showing awesome show and check it out back to back for the last week or so |
| Flatulancelot | (10:31:59): | I'd forgotten that the doctor sucked a guys dick while hopped up on coke at Ron Don Valante's strip club |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:35:22): | I'm making gravy |
| Flatulancelot | (10:38:08): | Brian, you coming back to Webb st or meeting Marc and I at metropark? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:39:10): | I'm omw now be back on webb around 11 |
| Flatulancelot | (10:39:32): | cool cool cool |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:40:37): | This turkeys cooked |
| Flatulancelot | (11:08:49): | Marc, come get us. I still gotta buy train tickets |
| The Donald | (11:11:31): | Okay |
| The Donald | (11:11:37): | I'll leave now |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:26:12): | Jessie and I are on the train now to get to NYC. We are just gonna chill in Manhattan untol you guys get here. Let me know when you all leave so we can meet up. I figured we would all meet in Penn station because it's an easier meeting point |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:47:28): | You guys want to get lunch or just dinner? Me and Jessie are thinking about food |
| The Donald | (11:53:57): | We are getting the 12:03 |
| Flatulancelot | (11:57:22): | I'm down for food whenever. Lunch sounds good |
| The Donald | (12:00:23): | We are on the train |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:05:00): | K cool |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:38:11): | Let me know when you cuckolds get here. Jessie and I are just chilling at some bar |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:43:49): | We're pulling in right now |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:44:02): | You in Penn? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:44:11): | Nope leaving now |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:46:01): | Gimme like 15 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:46:06): | Just closing our tab now |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:54:02): | Take you're time josh and marc are standing in line to shoot their load of urine |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:58:18): | We are here and queer |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:58:27): | Jessie's calling your name Brian |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:58:49): | Just like when we have sex |
| Sunday, 29 May 2016 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:46:29): | Thanks for coming out last night everyone |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:47:50): | It was my pleasure my treasure ;) |
| Flatulancelot | (13:49:03): | Bunch a fags is what you all are. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:49:10): | Getting all sentimental |
| Flatulancelot | (13:56:40): | Speaking of which, who wants to watch game of thrones together? |
| The Donald | (14:00:20): | Only if you hold the door |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:03:10): | Won't be around tonight so I gotta watch it tomorrow morning. Don't hold the door for me ;) |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:15:37): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (19:37:00): | Going to hell for this is wonderful |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:56:42): | Just finished the episode finally lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:57:33): | Turns out bran made hodor a goddamn retard |
| Flatulancelot | (20:59:23): | Not necessarily. I've been wondering, did Hodor know what his life was leading up to the entire time? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:59:42): | Like he knew he was gonna die |
| Flatulancelot | (21:00:13): | He was definitely conscious of everything going on around him. He just couldn't speak |
| Flatulancelot | (21:01:24): | Like right before he died, he was smiling about bacon and sausage that Meera was going on about. And he knew Bran was about to worg him, which never end well |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:25:10): | Maybe he knew it subconsciously? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:25:32): | Why didn't bran's punk ass just wake up |
| Flatulancelot | (21:54:48): | He hasn't gained full control over his ability |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:55:44): | Oh like with me peeing standing up |
| Monday, 30 May 2016 |
| Flatulancelot | (08:39:30): | America's already great |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (08:40:08): | Beat this, Trump |
| The Donald | (08:40:31): | That is trump. A slab of meat on a hot grill. |
| Flatulancelot | (08:40:46): | And a sleeve of bacon on top |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:18:22): | When did you start the brisket |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:18:42): | I'm just trying to figure out what time I should be around to try it lol |
| Flatulancelot | (09:23:00): | 8:20 am |
| Flatulancelot | (09:23:14): | Should be done around 3-4pm |
| Flatulancelot | (09:23:21): | Rest for another hour |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:40:10): | Ya'll bunch a brisket boyz |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:41:30): | Sweet I can't wait to be your brisket taste tester gonna test your smoked meat log |
| Flatulancelot | (09:43:20): | You buy one brisket, you feed a family. You teach a boy to slaughter, you make America great |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:46:31): | Is that an ancient Jewish proverb |
| Flatulancelot | (09:47:49): | It could be, for a small fee |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:30:06): | Also happy memorial day |
| The Donald | (11:21:27): | If it's next to a picture of her. Then you know it's true |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:53:35): | Look at that fine Aryan woman |
| Flatulancelot | (15:27:43): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:35:15): | Time to wrap it? |
| Flatulancelot | (15:48:07): | Yup. Tented until 4 |
| The Donald | (15:56:28): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo4mK4hz8NA\n |
| Tuesday, 31 May 2016 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (07:03:35): | I wish I hadn't googled what clopping was |
| Flatulancelot | (08:02:00): | I'm guessing that it's when a man bends over at the hip and trots like a horse.\n\nSince that is wrong, please tell me what it is |
| The Donald | (08:02:44): | Just go to r/clopclop |
| Flatulancelot | (08:03:17): | Gay brony sex, in costume? |
| The Donald | (08:03:44): | Just look it up. |
| The Donald | (08:03:44): | You need to scare yourself. |
| Flatulancelot | (08:09:07): | Nah. I'm gonna keep guessing. You know what sounding is? |
| The Donald | (08:14:24): | Yea. It's when you sound out words to see what they mean |
| The Donald | (08:14:34): | Duh. That's first grade stuff |
| Flatulancelot | (08:15:41): | Good try, but it's when you stick glass rods in your peehole |
| Flatulancelot | (08:15:52): | Now tell me what clopping is. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (08:15:55): | Been there done that |
| Flatulancelot | (08:16:05): | Spare me, brothers |
| The Donald | (08:16:21): | Make America Clop Again |
| The Donald | (08:18:19): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4WrtMuPWo |
| The Donald | (08:18:32): | Unrelated but funny |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:35:29): | Btw josh as long as we're comparing our smoked meat logs here's mine from Sunday |
| Flatulancelot | (08:45:50): | Dat brisket? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:46:04): | Nope, dat pork |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:46:17): | Before I shredded it |
| Flatulancelot | (08:50:05): | You shred that pork wang, boy |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:50:48): | And here I used to think smoking was just for weed |
| Flatulancelot | (08:51:46): | So much to learn young grasshopper |
| Flatulancelot | (08:52:07): | You should try smoking banana peels |
| The Donald | (10:42:15): | I have gotten to the point where i can get most of the work i need to do done in 3 hours, and my boss isnt here so i dont know what to do |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:42:39): | Welcome to my world |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:43:35): | http://www.theonion.com/article/impressive-new-hire-figures-out-bare-minimum-work--51497 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:56:55): | Haleys sister us giving birth today. Haleys about to become an aunt |
| The Donald | (10:57:51): | GOHANLIZARD is born |
| Flatulancelot | (10:58:06): | Can I perform the circumcision? It's been a lifelong dream. |
| Flatulancelot | (10:58:11): | Vengeance shall be mine |
| Flatulancelot | (10:58:22): | Also, congratulations I guess |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:59:16): | Lol marc evan said he'd be named vegeta reptile or something similar. It is a boy. No idea on the name |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:26:12): | marc since you got nothing to do at work try this out i wonder how we all fall |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:26:14): | https://www.politicalcompass.org/test |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:26:51): | Here's my result - |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:27:07): | http://imgur.com/h5OnDcw |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:35:26): | lenin jr up in hurr |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:35:30): | https://www.google.com/url?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.politicalcompass.org%2Fchart%3Fec%3D-2.0%26soc%3D-3.23&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNExDmTVHBKPqtQYbrcXHK1NzgkFjg |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:35:42): | https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=-2.0&soc=-3.23 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:35:58): | i'm in the Shillary zone |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:36:01): | maybe she's the one for me |
| The Donald | (11:57:33): | https://www.politicalcompass.org/yourpoliticalcompass?ec=2.75&soc=-1.79 |
| The Donald | (11:57:38): | I got Obama |
| The Donald | (11:58:02): | Jesus Brian, Thats a hard lean |
| The Donald | (11:58:24): | Pete and I are pretty much mirrored |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:10:03): | Yea now just to see how Josh comes out lol. and yea I realize I'm far left lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:10:16): | we need to find a far right person for the group to give us some balance |
| The Donald | (12:11:55): | Seriously, I thought i was pretty far right and pete would be in the middle leaning over the right side. Nope out liberal media has brain washed us into thinking that you lefites are normal |
| The Donald | (12:12:39): | for real doh, nigga you har left |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:12:48): | The fact that you got Obama Marc and that is our 'liberal' choice shows how far right we are as a nation lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:13:44): | I'm just gonna go live in a mountain side commune |
| The Donald | (12:13:49): | the right wing for the right nation |
| The Donald | (12:13:51): | America |
| The Donald | (12:14:03): | also i bought a Reagan Bush '84 Tank top |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:16:32): | I'm so ashamed that I did a report on Reagan and Reagaonomics in middle school |
| The Donald | (12:17:00): | You could have been the Chosen One Brian |
| The Donald | (12:17:18): | or should I say Pledge Bry Guy |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:18:26): | then I took a Marx and Marxism class and was cleansed of my sins by the true chosen one, Quarl Marks |
| The Donald | (12:19:48): | http://www.rowdygentleman.com/ |
| The Donald | (12:22:12): | I forgot about this site |
| The Donald | (12:22:24): | TFM always promotes them |
| The Donald | (12:27:03): | I just realized |
| The Donald | (12:27:08): | Mr Peach was a bro |
| The Donald | (12:29:43): | Like He talked about how Reagan was awesome, dressed like a bro, played LAX |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:31:05): | I don't remember him praising Reagan but I remember the other two |
| The Donald | (12:33:21): | We talked about economic policies and how the prevoius president usually dicates the current presidents economy for, but he said reagan got it done in the first term so he got the ecomoic boom at the end |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:33:40): | Ah |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:33:45): | Nah fuck Reagan tbh |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:33:53): | Reagan has no chill tbh fam side chick blaze it |
| The Donald | (12:34:12): | Nah, JFK had the side pieces |
| The Donald | (12:34:24): | so many he had a whole KFC of side chicks |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:34:45): | JFK was a freak in the sheets in a creepy guy kind of way |
| The Donald | (12:34:58): | thats how i want my president, butt fucking his way to the top |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:36:02): | He was also a minute man though |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:36:25): | How can a minute man make america great again if he can't even think of baseball or do math problems for a minute |
| The Donald | (12:38:37): | listen, he got what he needed and bounced |
| The Donald | (12:38:41): | like america should |
| The Donald | (12:39:39): | We arent England or Germany who spends 2 hours on foreplay, going is that good, do you like that. WE are america, we go in, beat that pussy up, leave then bang the roomate |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:40:10): | He also had an intern suck off one of his friends in front of him |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:40:25): | Our president has engaged in literal pimp like activities lol |
| The Donald | (12:47:11): | WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THAT |
| The Donald | (12:47:31): | Bill gets a BJ in the oval Office, huge economic growth |
| The Donald | (12:47:48): | Obama faithfull to Michelle, ecominy crashes |
| The Donald | (12:48:00): | im just saying the writing is on the wall |
| The Donald | (12:48:33): | and its written in semen |
| The Donald | (12:48:45): | Presidential Semen |
| The Donald | (12:48:50): | Im a weird kid |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:54:00): | Bernie's personal life with his wife isn't the greatest, think he met her by cheating on his old wife or something |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:54:09): | Donald has a new model in tow when his current one starts to wrinkle |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:54:17): | and Hillary will have lesbo sleepovers |
| The Donald | (13:06:25): | The more i learn about politics, the more i realize if i came down to Hillary or Bernie, Im team Bernie, I still dont like his social policies but he is a hard nose guy who wants whats best for the country. I understand why people flock to him if you lean left |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:06:48): | Yea Hillary is just a B |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:06:54): | She's just a political opportunist |
| The Donald | (13:07:57): | He also just asked the people to fund his campaign. which was like saying hey, ill do as well as we I can with your help |
| The Donald | (13:08:26): | he doesnt seem to be in bed with alot of people that i know |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:09:56): | Yea no big banks are funding him, his biggest contributor I think is the working nurses super pac |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:10:00): | made up of working nurses |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:11:16): | Most he got was from the American Postal Workers Union, 15k - https://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/contrib.php?cid=n00000528&cycle=2016 |
| The Donald | (13:11:29): | he did it on the people |
| The Donald | (13:11:34): | trump did it himself |
| The Donald | (13:11:39): | thats how it should be |
| The Donald | (13:11:58): | then you dont owe anyone anything when you get into office |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:12:29): | Eh Trump is part of the super rich class that in my opinion needs to be reigned in. Don't think he would do it himself, though I do think him self-funding is much better than Hillary getting millions from big banks |
| The Donald | (13:13:18): | I disagree but I see your point on the rich |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:14:54): | Though Trump did one call for an asset tax on the super wealthy in the 90s, would have been the biggest one time tax ever implemented. So who knows. \xa0It'd be cool if he did that lol |
| The Donald | (13:19:39): | MAGA |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:28:09): | We just have to make it the 1950's again either through science or magic |
| The Donald | (13:30:57): | sweet, pre civil rights |
| The Donald | (13:31:02): | Whitey Back on top |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:38:29): | put the middle back in middle america |
| The Donald | (13:58:47): | Any news on GohanLizards birth |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:59:08): | Lol just asked actually |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:59:20): | nothing yet, haley hasn't heard from her sister so it may be happening as we speak |
| The Donald | (14:03:39): | the prodigal son. John Cena must be warned |
| Flatulancelot | (14:26:33): | Fuck Trump. Double fuck Reagan. |
| The Donald | (14:28:15): | take the test josh |
| The Donald | (14:28:35): | i wanna see the chart break |
| Flatulancelot | (14:28:50): | I'm gonna get Stalin |
| Flatulancelot | (14:29:04): | I'm a left wing authoritarian |
| The Donald | (14:29:07): | you will be the same left as him |
| Flatulancelot | (14:29:09): | I'll take it in a bit |
| The Donald | (14:29:58): | now pleb |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:39:47): | yea pleb now |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:40:03): | I thought I was going to get that too josh |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:40:13): | instead I got ghandi |
| The Donald | (14:41:58): | Ghandi was weird if you look deeplu into it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:42:06): | he was |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:42:31): | he slept next to naked young women to test his ability to resist temptation |
| The Donald | (14:42:53): | and he could shoot his arms and legs out to hit you really far out and spit yoga fire |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:19:20): | guys |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:19:26): | i think it's time I go my own way |
| The Donald | (15:19:42): | you can go your own way |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:19:50): | I took the red pill and now I see the matrix women have made to veil our eyes |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:20:14): | They keep us in pods with this fake reality so they can use our wallets without noticing |
| The Donald | (15:20:15): | no i think you too E |
| The Donald | (15:23:44): | speaking of which, |
| The Donald | (15:23:48): | wanna do drugs |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:37:18): | only trt |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:37:29): | or t |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:37:36): | gotta get j (that's jacked) |
| Flatulancelot | (15:41:48): | https://www.politicalcompass.org/analysis2?ec=-8.5&soc=-7.54 |
| Flatulancelot | (15:43:36): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (15:43:58): | Brian and I are pretty much the same person |
| Flatulancelot | (15:45:59): | I'm between this schmuck |
| Flatulancelot | (15:46:03): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Kropotkin |
| Flatulancelot | (15:46:06): | and Ghandi |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:48:40): | bunch of fuckin commies in here |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:48:47): | geez louise |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:48:56): | how do you have to even respond to get there |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:49:42): | higher taxes on the rich, anti-nationalism, I strongly disagreed with everything about "astrology explains a lot" and type of shit |
| Flatulancelot | (15:50:05): | Prison rehab stuff too |
| Flatulancelot | (15:50:15): | I'm completely against the death penalty |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:50:17): | right |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:50:19): | that too |
| Flatulancelot | (15:50:53): | That punishment isn't the answer. Rehab is |
| Flatulancelot | (15:52:43): | I would assume that the biggest difference lie in the anti-capitalist sentiment Brian and I hold |
| Flatulancelot | (15:52:49): | Hence the libertarian lean |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:52:51): | i did it guys |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:52:51): | https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=-8.88&soc=-7.85 |
| Flatulancelot | (15:53:18): | Show me the way |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:53:26): | also that companies only responsibilitities are to shareholders - strongly disagree |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:53:30): | shit like that |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:53:33): | there ya go kid |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:54:25): | i voted strongly disagree on anything that was related to being involved in any form of commerce, voted strongly agree for any kind of social welfare program, voted strongly agree on the pro side of all social issues except for art |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:54:48): | "the businessmen is more important to society than the artist" you mean? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:55:08): | Abstract art that doesn't represent anything shouldn't be considered art at all. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:55:27): | The prime function of schooling should be to equip the future generation to find jobs. - strongly agree |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:55:29): | etc |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:55:32): | lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:55:42): | ah yea i disagreed strongly on those |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:55:55): | i think im in the same quadrant as josh |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:56:09): | and me lol im right next to j-dog |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:57:04): | so compared to you guys i am very far right |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:57:31): | yea to us, you and marc are just another lumpenproletariat |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:57:43): | just another shill |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:58:44): | you god damn liberals |
| Flatulancelot | (15:58:53): | Let's just get WW3 over with already. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:58:58): | liberals are pussies |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:59:17): | and still buy into neo-liberal anchrocapitalist ideals |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:59:52): | I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with: plasma rifles. - Albert Einstein |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:00:06): | when you guys start making good money you'll change your tunes |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:00:13): | thanks mom |
| Flatulancelot | (16:00:15): | No. I won't |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:00:17): | thats what my mom always says |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:00:29): | "once you get some skin in the game you'll change your views" |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:00:35): | shes not wrong lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:00:43): | unless your dream is to be a self loathing middle aged man |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:00:44): | i love her but she didn't work for shit lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:00:48): | but that will come when you lose your hair and virility |
| Flatulancelot | (16:01:01): | Nothing with be able to convince me that the masses aren't stupid apes that don't know what is best for them |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:01:11): | she's been unemployed the past 20 years telling her kids if only they worked harder they can become like her lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:01:19): | well we can all agree the masses are retarded |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:01:43): | also it'd be pretty sweet to be a trophy husband |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:01:54): | my dream is to be a stay at home dad with no kids |
| Flatulancelot | (16:02:25): | Hey Honey, look look look. I learned to flex my dick. Did it just for you baby |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:02:45): | i'm so glad i agreed to take a second shift at the steel mill babe so you could work on that |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:04:52): | also brian, capitalism has enabled your mom not to work |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:05:08): | it's the greatest gift of all |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:11:14): | lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:11:15): | heys |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:11:22): | he works hard to collect those rent checks |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:13:14): | its a tough job but somebody's gotta do it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:13:50): | that is a good point though, my mom doesnt do shit all day but has more to say about work than my dad who works 70 hours a week |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:14:29): | yea it's frustrating to say the least lol |
| The Donald | (16:14:46): | I do my job for 30 minutes and i come back to the fucking bolshevik revolition |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:15:23): | work is the curse of the working class |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:15:39): | are you joining the class war or what marc |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:16:12): | oh that reminds me one of the political compass questions "class separates people more than race or nationality" - strongly agree lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:17:14): | lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:17:31): | you guys see the movie shooter? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:17:38): | the bad guy was a hammy capitalist senator |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:17:54): | "there is no such thing as democrats or republicans, only the have's and the have-nots!" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:18:00): | then marky mark shooter's him |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:18:26): | and then runs for GOP nominee |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:19:09): | oh man did you guys also see that guardian of the galaxy type movie that came out at the same time, jupiter rising? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:19:32): | it was so bad and the aliens were basically just charicatures of fat cat capitalists |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:19:47): | if you haven't seen the movie, don't its absolutely terrible, so im going to ruin the ending |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:20:27): | these aliens have been harvesting people to create a fountain of youth drink that they use to keep themselves young and to sell |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:20:41): | and when mila kunis asks why they do it the bad maniacally yells "PROFITS!" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:20:46): | and that's it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:20:52): | this is all done for profits lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:21:02): | meanwhile you are watching a movie made for profits |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:21:10): | it would have made more sense if the aliens at least just did it for themselves just to live forever |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:21:24): | yea capitalism is able to profit off of anti-capitalist sentiment, what a world |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:23:57): | there is no capitalism in space |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:24:11): | oh boy ya just unzipped josh |
| Flatulancelot | (16:25:42): | Yeah, I mentioned this to Brian the other week |
| Flatulancelot | (16:25:59): | You think space travel is cool do ya? |
| Flatulancelot | (16:26:18): | You plebs think there's gonna be capitalism in space. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:26:21): | "In space, no one can exploit your labor" |
| Flatulancelot | (16:26:21): | Nah bitch |
| Flatulancelot | (16:26:26): | Space commies |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:26:38): | here's the thing about space communism |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:26:46): | eventually you run out of other people's moon rocks |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:27:02): | lol my mom loves that margaret thatcher quote |
| The Donald | (16:31:45): | Fuck Class war fare |
| The Donald | (16:31:54): | you fucking pussy liberals cant even fight |
| The Donald | (16:32:08): | its all peace and love, well i got punchy and double punchy |
| The Donald | (16:32:15): | those are my feet i kick with |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:32:29): | oh nice a foot punch |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:32:58): | listen marc, class separates us more than race or nationality |
| The Donald | (16:33:16): | Not in America, We are all Americans |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:33:22): | that's why the key identifying factor about the terrorists that perpetuated 9/11 were that they were POOR |
| The Donald | (16:33:23): | and Fuck the rest of the worls |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:33:37): | oh right, they hated us for our freedoms right lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:33:42): | \ufffd |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:33:51): | idk |
| The Donald | (16:33:54): | Listen, i didnt invent a time machine and tea bag carl marx in his sleep |
| The Donald | (16:33:56): | for fun |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:33:59): | bill clinton bombed half of their entire pharmaceutical factories in 1998 lol |
| The Donald | (16:34:02): | i did it for Amercia |
| The Donald | (16:34:17): | Dont fuck with Bill |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:34:19): | honestly hating us for our freedom is just as stupid as the reason they have for every other terrorist activity they do |
| The Donald | (16:34:34): | We all know the real reason |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:34:35): | well the reason was we were bombing them |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:34:41): | and imperialism etc |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:34:45): | are you sure it wasnt just because they are crazy muslims |
| The Donald | (16:34:47): | they want fucking 1 dollar burgers |
| The Donald | (16:34:50): | like we do |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:35:02): | "no place with a mcdonalds has ever waged war with america" |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:35:06): | i mean they also went and executed a staff full of 60 year old men for drawing a cartoon in an obscure magazine of muhammad |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:35:23): | that was isis not al queda i believe |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:35:29): | same shit different day |
| Flatulancelot | (16:35:29): | True |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:35:41): | as a kid osama bin laden saw his entire village turned to rubble by an american air strike |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:35:41): | so |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:35:52): | i mean that's kind of shitty |
| The Donald | (16:36:07): | so he planned one of the biggest terrosit attacks on american soil |
| Flatulancelot | (16:36:07): | I've never heard that before |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:36:13): | didnt we give him weapons in the gulf war |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:36:19): | we did |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:36:32): | it was all a ruse by the rusemaster though |
| The Donald | (16:36:39): | Listen, crazy people are gunna do crazy shit no mtter the reason |
| Flatulancelot | (16:36:54): | Nah. He was a mujahedeen fighter in Afghanistan. He comes from a wealthy Saudi family |
| Flatulancelot | (16:37:07): | He was fighting against the Russians in Afghanistan |
| Flatulancelot | (16:37:15): | We funded the opposition |
| Flatulancelot | (16:37:31): | ie, Osama |
| Flatulancelot | (16:38:06): | He fought along side the founder of Isis, who came from Iraq |
| Flatulancelot | (16:38:35): | They formed different groups after Afghanistan in the 80s |
| Flatulancelot | (16:38:55): | Think the other guy was Zarqawi |
| The Donald | (16:39:03): | Looks like Brian got some leftist bullshit info |
| The Donald | (16:39:13): | now lets go find those WMDs in Iraq |
| Flatulancelot | (16:39:49): | He eventually formed al Qaeda in Iraq, but al Qaeda said they're too extreme, so they became Isis |
| The Donald | (16:40:31): | when other terriost say you are too extreme |
| The Donald | (16:40:40): | then maybe you should look at yourself |
| Flatulancelot | (16:41:12): | Eh, I'm over simplifying. Osama wanted to establish a new caliphate as well, just over many decades |
| The Donald | (16:41:25): | Listen, we just need to nuke all of the middle east then say sorry |
| Flatulancelot | (16:41:27): | End game was the same |
| The Donald | (16:41:43): | its that simple |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:41:44): | that's how we got to where we are now marc lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:42:00): | what if we REALLY nuked them though |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:42:06): | like ethics aside |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:42:08): | just level that place |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:42:17): | tell some of the cool guys not to go to school that day |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:42:22): | but nuke the rest |
| The Donald | (16:42:25): | Glass that shit |
| Flatulancelot | (16:42:29): | Nuke where? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:42:29): | there'd be world peace |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:42:35): | just flatten the middle east |
| The Donald | (16:42:36): | i dont know about that |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:42:43): | lol except for all the people living abroad who had family there |
| The Donald | (16:42:55): | Dont live there then |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:42:59): | and all the muslims in places other than there might not take kindly to a genocide of their religion |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:43:10): | what are they going to do? join isis? |
| Flatulancelot | (16:43:23): | And the fact that there's global repercussions in the form of fallout |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:43:31): | oh yea |
| The Donald | (16:43:31): | i love fallout |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:43:34): | no |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:43:36): | nuclear winter |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:43:36): | what we need to do |
| The Donald | (16:43:37): | the boys |
| The Donald | (16:43:39): | and the game |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:43:42): | is move netherlands red light district there |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:43:53): | these men are lacking sex and it's driving them insane |
| The Donald | (16:43:56): | its not as much fun as it seems |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:44:10): | say that when you live in a fucking desert and aren't getting laid |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:44:30): | i don't what else there is to do there besides get radicalized |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:44:41): | play cricket i guess |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:44:45): | can't drink cant smoke can't get your d wet |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:44:49): | may as well kill infidels |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:44:52): | fly kites and get your butthole raped |
| Flatulancelot | (16:45:51): | Zionism aside, Israel has some good science going down. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:45:59): | yea israel's ok |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:46:05): | when i'm president they'll be allowed to stay |
| Flatulancelot | (16:46:06): | No they're not |
| Flatulancelot | (16:46:13): | Fuck them |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:46:30): | the things about jews |
| Flatulancelot | (16:46:37): | They're fucking disgusting |
| Flatulancelot | (16:46:45): | Israeli Zionists I mean |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:47:04): | I think when we were in NYC we passed some black Israelites |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:47:17): | they claim jesus, abraham lincoln, and many other historical figures were, in fact, black |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:47:23): | and also you we need to enslave whitey |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:47:36): | honestly |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:47:40): | let's bring back slavery |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:47:44): | 100% employment rate |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:47:55): | means of production come back to America, so no more reliance on China |
| Flatulancelot | (16:48:15): | These guys are 100% Trump supporters |
| Flatulancelot | (16:48:19): | They like slavery too |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:48:48): | here's the catch, we have mandatory race based slavery |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:48:51): | so it's not racist |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:49:03): | 2017, it's the Chinese, 2018, it's the Blacks |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:49:07): | etc |
| Flatulancelot | (16:49:20): | It's national service |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:49:31): | man white slavery year will be hella productive |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:49:47): | and the best part is, by the time it's the white person's turn in 2025, we won't even need to do the slavery thing anymore because we will be living in a utopia |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:49:59): | it's like when you get to go last to give a speech in high school and hte period ends before you can present |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:51:08): | won't be be a minority by 2030 or something |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:51:40): | we be* |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:53:14): | cant wait for my white privilege to go away |
| The Donald | (17:02:17): | You guys really go off the depend end when i need to do work |
| Flatulancelot | (17:03:38): | Keep your filthy whore mouth shut |
| The Donald | (17:05:01): | HEY HEY, im a lady and you will respect me like one |
| The Donald | (17:05:04): | you faggot |
| Flatulancelot | (17:05:49): | I may be a commie, but women, am I right? |
| The Donald | (17:28:24): | http://www.rowdygentleman.com/products/fuck-isis-vintage-tee |
| The Donald | (17:28:36): | http://www.rowdygentleman.com/products/mo-money-low-taxes-vintage-tee?utm_medium=directededge |
| Wednesday, 01 June 2016 |
| The Donald | (06:49:42): | Where is Gohan Lizard |
| Flatulancelot | (08:00:34): | Has the dance been performed? |
| The Donald | (08:08:24): | I think the dance made Gohan Lizard |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:09:51): | Haley didn't hear anything from her sister yesterday she should hear from her today |
| The Donald | (08:10:59): | Did John Cena try to stop the birth |
| Flatulancelot | (08:11:17): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (08:11:19): | Do the dance |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (08:12:43): | Never realized how jacked trunks looks |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (08:12:48): | Japan is a weird place |
| The Donald | (08:12:57): | What he did to Haleys sister to stop the birth of his arch rival |
| Flatulancelot | (08:14:02): | Lest we not forget that trunks is a future baby. All future babies are born jacked. They no longer eat food. Just pills and roids |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (08:15:06): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:22:54): | So the baby was born, he was named Austin |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:23:03): | Don't know much more than that |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (08:24:15): | Nickname: "Stone Cold Steve" |
| The Donald | (08:25:47): | The birth was magical |
| Flatulancelot | (08:28:18): | Why not Houston? Or Tallahassee? |
| Flatulancelot | (08:28:22): | Or Josh |
| Flatulancelot | (08:28:31): | Quite frankly, I'm offended |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:32:13): | He's not a J josh |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:32:19): | He's a big C |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:32:22): | A big christian |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (08:32:48): | my first child's name will be Josh HUSSEIN Sperlazzo, don't worry |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:44:25): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:44:34): | Here's Austin |
| The Donald | (12:52:25): | May his beers be as cold as his stunners |
| The Donald | (12:55:47): | I would say now Haley will want a kid. But she works with kids everyday. So that's the best birth control |
| The Donald | (13:34:01): | Holy Shit, Sweden's rapes increased over 1400% |
| The Donald | (13:34:13): | and my sisters visting there in the summer |
| The Donald | (13:34:18): | im not cool with that |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:36:04): | Where'd you see the 1400% as I heard they've always been rapey |
| The Donald | (13:37:03): | http://www.therebel.media/ingrid_carlqvist_sweden_experienced_a_1472_increase_in_rapes |
| The Donald | (13:37:10): | ignore the baised undertones |
| The Donald | (13:37:16): | i just went for the facts |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:38:17): | 1400%? geez louise |
| The Donald | (13:39:00): | I mean them swedes though, i do like em tall blonde and barely speak english |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:41:31): | Yea you get less nagging that way, women amirite? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:42:17): | dont they speak english in sweden |
| The Donald | (13:43:00): | they speak swedish |
| The Donald | (13:43:18): | http://giphy.com/gifs/cooking-LVBH3rg1BUROw |
| The Donald | (13:43:25): | like this fucker |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:44:23): | aha |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:44:30): | according to wikipedia everyone speaks swedish |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:44:38): | but 89% of people say they speak english as a second language |
| The Donald | (13:45:50): | i was going to say actually it says Pete Sucks and edit the page, but i forgot how |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:46:50): | there's always next time |
| The Donald | (13:47:19): | anyone remember when Denmark did a one to one recreation of the vast majority of the counrties cities in minecraft for people to visit |
| The Donald | (13:47:39): | and then People just started putting american flags everywhere |
| The Donald | (13:49:01): | http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/140509152057-minecraft-america-denmark-story-top.png |
| The Donald | (13:49:09): | that was part of the map |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:49:32): | USA USA USA |
| The Donald | (13:50:15): | actually that is a picture of after the blew up the hole city |
| The Donald | (13:50:21): | you can see the tanks |
| The Donald | (13:50:53): | http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/09/tech/social-media/apparently-this-matters-america-invades-denmark-minecraft/ |
| The Donald | (13:50:59): | CNN did a story on it |
| The Donald | (13:54:09): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26C6sKzJlM4 |
| Flatulancelot | (14:20:16): | Shooting at UCLA |
| The Donald | (14:23:57): | 2 dead |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:27:43): | Shit |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:30:32): | looks pretty bad |
| Flatulancelot | (14:31:52): | Alright boys. Let's talk guns |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:33:32): | oh bouy |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:36:18): | here we go |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:36:51): | only solution is.... |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:36:57): | a final one |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:37:55): | MORE guns |
| The Donald | (15:03:04): | I'm still for guns |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:05:13): | two guns for every man woman and child |
| The Donald | (15:05:37): | That way you can shoot the gun if it try's to kill you |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:07:14): | if someone pulled a gun on me i'd just shoot it out of their hand |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:07:20): | and then use my two six shooters to juggle the gun in the air |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:09:33): | Wow you're a better shooter than John Shooter |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:10:09): | I want to dub over the movie shooter by calling marky marc shooter and having the bad guys say things like "you'll never shooter your way outta this one" but he does, again and again |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:11:16): | and add in a flashback scene of his dad, shooter mcgavin |
| The Donald | (16:23:09): | For you filthy Heathens, here is some bernie to mellow up all this MAGA |
| The Donald | (16:29:04): | Trump is polling really well in NJ right now |
| The Donald | (16:29:33): | I still say the best battle would be Sanders V Trump |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:29:57): | yea people here like trump |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:30:00): | it would be |
| Flatulancelot | (16:30:17): | The shill bot is gonna get trounced in a debate |
| The Donald | (16:30:55): | There is so much shit and the whole deck was stacked against sanders, mutha fucka still kept it going |
| Flatulancelot | (16:31:05): | She's too robotic to be able to respond to his ad hoc, improvisational style |
| The Donald | (16:31:35): | He is passinonate about his points and wants honest change |
| Flatulancelot | (16:31:53): | You feel the same about Donald? |
| The Donald | (16:32:14): | I do, its different becuase they focus on different points |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:32:40): | oh is this happening again |
| The Donald | (16:32:46): | I feel Donald wants honest change and speaks for the people who are afraid to speak out in this PC culture |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:32:47): | let me make some popcorn |
| The Donald | (16:33:03): | Bernie is figthing for the voice of the voiceless in his eyes |
| The Donald | (16:33:32): | They both want to make america great again, just there images of a great america differ |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:33:47): | political correctness is just a bullshit way for people to make themselves feel better about issues they invent then regulate |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:34:11): | there are real issues that need to be solved. deciding who uses what bathroom shouldn't be one of them. |
| The Donald | (16:34:26): | exaclty |
| The Donald | (16:34:40): | leave that to the business owners |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:35:26): | it's a fucking dumb as shit issue anyways we've had uni-sex bathrooms since god knows when |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:35:52): | if it's really such a huge issue, just make one room only stalls, and another only urinals |
| The Donald | (16:35:56): | Im not gunna lie, i disagree with a hefty majority of the stuff you guys believe in when it comes to finnace |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:36:04): | oh i don't doubt it |
| The Donald | (16:36:28): | and most likely healthcare |
| The Donald | (16:36:40): | but the civil rights shit is a non issue |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:36:42): | i think it would be interesting seeing women who identify as men use urinals |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:36:55): | it's not even civil rights |
| The Donald | (16:37:08): | Things the debate should be about |
| The Donald | (16:37:12): | Healthcare |
| The Donald | (16:37:16): | forgein policy |
| The Donald | (16:37:23): | done |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:37:41): | voting is a civil right. slavery was. being discriminated from buying a house or a job because you were black, thats civil rights. this shit is just abstract invention by gender study students with too much time on their hands because they annoyed all their friends away |
| The Donald | (16:39:16): | Genders studies shouldnt be a mjor |
| The Donald | (16:39:43): | your feminist interpretive dance major is not the same as a STEM |
| The Donald | (16:39:51): | so stop saying the world is out to get you |
| Flatulancelot | (16:39:54): | Trump's foreign policy is one of ignorance. Hillary's is deplorable. |
| The Donald | (16:40:22): | Trump does need a VP who has a majority FP expernice |
| The Donald | (16:40:26): | he is very green there |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:40:49): | I wonder who would want to and he could handle being Donald's VP |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:40:56): | is George from the apprentice still alive? |
| Flatulancelot | (16:41:21): | The Cheney look alike |
| The Donald | (16:41:28): | Fucking Christie is so far up his ass he is seeing day light |
| The Donald | (16:41:44): | I honselty dont know |
| The Donald | (16:41:52): | who would make a good VP |
| The Donald | (16:42:03): | I think he should say fuck it |
| The Donald | (16:42:11): | and get a demi on the ballot |
| The Donald | (16:42:14): | cross party |
| The Donald | (16:42:27): | TRUMP SANDERS 16 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:42:30): | that'd be interesting |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:42:46): | i hope sanders runs independent or hillary goes to jail |
| Flatulancelot | (16:42:59): | Christie may go down in flames. Quite possible that he is an unnamed coconspirator in the fort Lee bridge scandal. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:43:16): | yea that shit is going down now finally |
| The Donald | (16:43:25): | Mr K for Gov |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:43:25): | he wants to be the attorney general though |
| The Donald | (16:43:43): | Carson Surg GEn |
| Flatulancelot | (16:43:46): | A John Doe asked the release be delayed because it would do irreparable damage to his career |
| Flatulancelot | (16:44:13): | Christie wants to be AG? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:44:53): | that's what everyone thinks |
| Flatulancelot | (16:45:07): | Hope the info comes out soon |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:45:11): | on reddit at least. don't think he wants or would be a good choice for VP but he wants in on teh administration |
| The Donald | (16:46:04): | he would be shit |
| The Donald | (16:46:28): | Trump needs a journeyman who got a shit ton of experience |
| The Donald | (16:46:38): | So they can do Good Cop Bad Cop |
| Flatulancelot | (16:46:55): | Ron Don Valante |
| Flatulancelot | (16:47:04): | RDV for VP |
| The Donald | (16:47:48): | Cant call him rascist after that pick |
| Flatulancelot | (16:48:21): | Trump gonna name Rudy Guliani his VP. Then he's gonna make himself look stupid cause you can't have POTUS and VP be from the same state |
| The Donald | (16:51:27): | Bill Clinton |
| The Donald | (16:51:29): | VP |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:52:29): | Hillary asked him to be in charge of the economy because math is hard! |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:52:39): | As is techonology if you're a woman like me! |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:53:03): | God I really hate her so much |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:53:22): | I don't usually care enough about someone to hate them but she's such a piece of shit |
| The Donald | (16:53:40): | Everything was lined up in her favor |
| The Donald | (16:53:44): | and she blew it |
| The Donald | (16:53:57): | like I dont know how she fucked this up so bad |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:54:09): | All she had to do was NOT compromise confidential files |
| The Donald | (16:54:30): | its like when you let a little kid poop by himself and you go in and there is shit every |
| The Donald | (16:54:37): | like place you didnt think he could get to |
| The Donald | (16:55:03): | that is hiliary clintons political career as of late |
| Flatulancelot | (16:55:12): | All she had to do was let the hunks in IT set up her email on her phone. But no, she had to pay for her own hunk to do it in a bathroom |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:55:29): | http://imgur.com/6mHnQtK |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:55:43): | then this |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:55:44): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjYmknCUgAAUxJD.jpg |
| The Donald | (16:55:49): | yea i saw that |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:56:03): | it's so contradictory too |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:56:17): | vote for me, a progressive liberal on gender issues. what are ya, a pussy? |
| Flatulancelot | (16:56:55): | Was voting for a female this election cycle ever an issue |
| Flatulancelot | (16:57:04): | I haven't heard that brought up. Not once |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:57:29): | "there's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women" |
| The Donald | (16:57:30): | The only time i hear it is when people are saying she is loosing because she is a woman |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:57:44): | Look |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:57:52): | We can't have a president who's emotions are decided by the moon |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:58:01): | Otherwise lets just elect the moon |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:58:17): | We need balls |
| The Donald | (16:58:50): | Listen we all know women are batshit and crazy |
| The Donald | (16:58:57): | Lori, Sam, Jackie |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:59:03): | "Russia? Oh, we're not talking to them right now" |
| The Donald | (16:59:28): | NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRILIA wore teh same flag to the gala |
| The Donald | (16:59:35): | How dare they |
| The Donald | (17:36:22): | http://i.imgur.com/jeE5bsj.gifv |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:13:28): | The Copa Americana, aka world cup lite for countries in North and south america, is going on soon. Some games are happening at metlife stadium. Any of you have any interest in going? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:14:11): | Where's that? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:14:19): | Metlife |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:14:34): | East rutherford nj |
| Flatulancelot | (20:14:42): | O. Yeah I'd go |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:14:58): | I'd go too |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:15:11): | I'm going to be a straight up hooligan |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:16:01): | Lol. Ecuador v haiti, one of the quarter finals and the actual final will be played there |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:16:23): | I'm guess you guys don't want to pay 135 to see the final but one of the other two I'm sure is cheaper |
| Flatulancelot | (20:17:02): | Yeah. I'll be a joo about this. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:18:58): | What's a site other thank ticket master I feel like there really butt fucking me here |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:19:04): | Than* |
| Flatulancelot | (20:27:33): | Stub hub |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:30:15): | Live Nation might have sports |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:36:31): | Ecuador v haiti look to be 52 dollars. I'd buy parking |
| Flatulancelot | (20:37:32): | Are there other games? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:37:39): | Matches? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:37:45): | Whatever. Don't judge me |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:38:20): | Scratch that 40. Yea one of the quarter finals will be there which could potentially have the USA, that is 89. Then the final is there and that's 200+ |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:40:52): | We can also buy tickets for the Jaguars v jets preseason for 6 bucks but I think it's overpriced |
| Flatulancelot | (20:41:44): | Well, it's decided. This will be the one and only time I will don my MAGA attire |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:43:42): | Awwww yeaaa |
| Flatulancelot | (20:43:43): | Because what better time to rep the downfall of America than when partaking in European fancies |
| Flatulancelot | (20:44:28): | Trump's failures on the oval office will lead to Bernie's revolution |
| Flatulancelot | (20:44:37): | All hail Trump |
| The Donald | (21:00:19): | When are the games |
| The Donald | (21:00:31): | Can I wear my America shit |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:00:33): | All are friday - sunday |
| The Donald | (21:00:44): | This Friday |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:00:48): | No |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:00:55): | Let me get exact date hold on |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:01:24): | June 12 is haiti ecuador |
| The Donald | (21:01:26): | Can I wear a tank |
| The Donald | (21:01:40): | Can I build a wall? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:02:01): | There will be people there shirtless and painted so you'll be ok with a tank |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:02:09): | Build it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:02:15): | 10 ft higher |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:14:50): | I need to practice my English cockney accent |
| Flatulancelot | (21:15:44): | I need to practice my best impression of an impressionable American |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:16:21): | Y-y-y-you mean I don't have to pay interest on this for 6 months??? |
| Thursday, 02 June 2016 |
| The Donald | (09:13:26): | I honestly don't know what to say |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:17:56): | lolol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:18:30): | you WISH you were half the cuck this man is! |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:40:33): | Lmao |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:40:47): | It takes real courage to let a real man fuck ya wife |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:43:49): | I mean I get she's saying it takes courage to admit or try a fetish like that but I always kind of thought "real courage" like she says involved some kind of life risking activity ie fireman, soldier, coming out as a homo go your Westboro baptist parents |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:45:32): | lol @ thinking firefighters are "courageous" when there are millions of brave men watching anime porn that involves a man being shrunk down to a tiny size and shoved into a giant anime woman's butthole. learn what real courage is brian |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:45:57): | THESE are the men i want speaking at my child's career day |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:47:02): | "Hi, I'm Rainbow-sans dad and I'm a weeabo" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:51:43): | lol why do you use the word cuck as an insult |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:51:47): | i can't get over that picture |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:51:50): | what a tard |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:53:17): | in the year 3000 there will only be cuckage |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:54:06): | It's the year of the rooster, cuck-a-doodle do |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:55:49): | You either die a bull or live long enough to see yourself become a cuck. Such is life. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:55:56): | Pete you should explain cuck cuck goose |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:56:13): | Brian and I had an idea for a reality show |
| Flatulancelot | (09:56:21): | Go on |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:56:32): | 7 Men who are beta cucks will go through 8 months to transform from cucks to bulls |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:56:38): | each gets a mentor (big black dude) |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:56:48): | each week is an elimination challenege |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:57:12): | i think there were vaguely racist elements to it too and somehow Michael Richards shows up |
| Flatulancelot | (09:57:23): | What phrase does the host use to eliminate contestants? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:57:41): | i think he'd play a game of cuck cuck goose |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:57:52): | and then the goose has to "go his own way" |
| Flatulancelot | (09:58:10): | I mean like the Donald said"you're fired" |
| Flatulancelot | (09:58:29): | There was " you're the weakest link. Goodbye" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:59:05): | Go cuck yourself |
| Flatulancelot | (09:59:46): | "You were a cuck. Still are a cuck. And always will be a cuck.\n\nCuck off" |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:00:42): | oh yea the idea too is that the last elimination challenge |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:00:46): | their wives all show up |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:00:57): | and they must get with her before their mentor does |
| Flatulancelot | (10:03:50): | Congratulations. The goose has risen |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:05:21): | one of the challenges i think will be the bulls teaching the cucks how to pick up taken women, then the cucks go to a bar and hit on women obviously there with a man and they all end up just getting their shit kicked in |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:05:30): | you know what i think too |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:05:53): | maybe throughout this bull/cuck journey, the cucks and bulls realize women aren't worth it and all end up just becoming gay |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:05:56): | with each other |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:06:39): | i was so intent on becoming a bull... i didnt realize there was a bull in front of me this whole time |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:07:13): | "Take me Tyrone!" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:07:25): | "And fuck off susan! I'm going my own way!" |
| Flatulancelot | (10:07:52): | it took me a while, but I finally realized, I wasn't getting off to another man banging my wife. I was getting off to the other man. might as well take out the middle-woman and get right to the buttfucking |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:08:46): | Susan got one thing right - everyone craves the BBC |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:09:02): | abc would renew this for 10 seasons |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:09:17): | we'd have to do a celebrity version |
| Flatulancelot | (10:12:49): | who's the biggest, baddest celebrity cuck of them all??? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:12:59): | Vin Diesel. Nobody saw it coming |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:13:12): | Vinny D got cucked? |
| Flatulancelot | (10:13:15): | aint he gay? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:13:25): | Death cucked paul walker from him |
| Flatulancelot | (10:13:37): | ooo the death cuck death blow |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:27:08): | what is your opinion on a Donald Trump / Tommy Wiseau ticket? |
| Flatulancelot | (11:28:41): | Illegal |
| Flatulancelot | (11:29:11): | Timmy Wiseau wasn't born of this planet |
| The Donald | (11:43:06): | Sanders might pull out Cali |
| Flatulancelot | (11:44:20): | Huh? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:45:48): | wouldnt surprise me, he loves to pull out. that's why he's only got one kid |
| The Donald | (11:46:19): | like might win |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:46:27): | Bernie "Pull-out King" Sanders |
| Flatulancelot | (11:46:44): | O. |
| Flatulancelot | (11:50:41): | But Clinton leads by 17 pts in polls with early voters. 50% of Cali voters vote early |
| Flatulancelot | (11:50:50): | It's a complete toss up |
| Flatulancelot | (11:50:59): | But he's winning with Latino voters |
| Flatulancelot | (11:51:03): | She's winning whites |
| Flatulancelot | (11:51:12): | Complete reverse of national trends |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:51:35): | damn it whites |
| The Donald | (12:00:26): | whites were the chosen ones |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:00:49): | check your privilege white devil |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:00:57): | havent you spread enough smallpox for one day |
| The Donald | (12:01:38): | You can only get Small pox if you dont have Gainz |
| The Donald | (12:01:46): | thats why its called SMALL pox |
| The Donald | (12:01:54): | not big pox |
| The Donald | (12:01:58): | jacked pox |
| The Donald | (12:02:07): | Hate Swole Fucked Pox |
| The Donald | (12:02:12): | only small pox |
| The Donald | (12:03:18): | If Squanto hit the gym more maybe he would be here and John Smith wouldnt have taken his bitches |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:04:00): | thats true |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:04:16): | he'd get to poke-a-hot-ass |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:10:42): | completely unrelated but i think you'd all enjoy a flowchart my boss made |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:10:43): | http://imgur.com/vNtBzn5 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:10:56): | it's about detecting fraud in business |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:11:10): | i think flowcharts should have arrows and directions but I guess not everyone feels the same |
| Flatulancelot | (12:12:24): | r/CrappyDesign |
| Flatulancelot | (12:12:58): | You should post this there. They'll love it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:47:50): | wall street are preparing their clients for a trump presidency |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:47:54): | that means its as good as done |
| Flatulancelot | (12:48:26): | What, capitalism? Or America? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:48:49): | isnt trump the epitome of capitalism |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:49:50): | well i think it means wall street thinks he'll win |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:49:58): | and then it will be the end of capitalism |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:50:02): | and the beginning of trumpism |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:50:15): | what if it turns out he's a great president |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:50:19): | you guys will look awfully silly |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:50:38): | if he cuts taxes on the wealthy like i think i heard him most recenetly say |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:50:52): | i don't think he will be. but i hope the best for this country |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:50:56): | cause im proud to be an american |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:51:00): | where at least i know im freeeee |
| Flatulancelot | (12:51:37): | None |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:53:09): | just accept it or move to venezuela bitches |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:59:20): | to state-run capitalism? no thank you |
| Flatulancelot | (13:03:00): | Always remember... Space Communism |
| The Donald | (13:04:06): | there is no government in space |
| The Donald | (13:04:18): | literally no one country can lay claim |
| The Donald | (13:04:24): | Expect AMERCIA |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:38:29): | Here's another of my bosses flow charts, tell me if you see anything wrong |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:38:35): | http://imgur.com/2mFiUHN |
| Flatulancelot | (14:40:33): | Clockwise and Counter at the same time |
| Flatulancelot | (14:40:47): | Also some info repeats itself |
| The Donald | (14:40:49): | DOUBLE CIRCLE ACTION |
| The Donald | (14:41:34): | where does this chart start |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:42:08): | I can't tell you marc lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:42:13): | Cause I don't know |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:40:51): | http://www.vox.com/2016/6/2/11837608/elon-musk-simulation-argument |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:41:46): | I believe we're all just figments of Elon Musk's autistic mind |
| Flatulancelot | (15:44:04): | The universe is a hologram or computer program is a pretty pervasive theory |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:44:36): | Yea but it's not taken very seriously in philosophy circles at all really. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:45:35): | http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/12/controversial-experiment-sees-no-evidence-universe-hologram |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:51:16): | http://i.imgur.com/dUyMXOU.png |
| Flatulancelot | (15:52:34): | R/KenM |
| Flatulancelot | (15:52:46): | Goldmine |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:01:48): | this looks like the anti-josh http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/31/03/34C8E70300000578-3617160-image-m-61_1464662519652.jpg |
| Flatulancelot | (16:05:52): | If like to punch him in the head |
| Flatulancelot | (16:05:56): | I'd* |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:06:31): | good news for you, some woman beat him with a baseball bat |
| Flatulancelot | (16:07:26): | Did they sodomize him with it? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:08:53): | ill bring that up at the next meeting |
| Flatulancelot | (16:32:10): | Hey Marcy, I've been eating cheddar cheese |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:37:16): | He saw the light of low carb |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:39:06): | Lord Atkins came down and blessed him lol |
| The Donald | (18:02:14): | you gunna blow? |
| Flatulancelot | (18:43:36): | Nah bruh |
| The Donald | (19:04:59): | YOU WERE MY BROTHER. NOW YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:07:36): | And now for sports with Brandon |
| Flatulancelot | (20:36:18): | LeBron is looking a bit swollen after warm-ups |
| The Donald | (20:50:54): | So is Josh old enough to get social security now so he can give up on socialism |
| Flatulancelot | (20:52:08): | 40 more years and socialism here I come |
| Flatulancelot | (20:52:27): | you realize your paychecks are buying into utopia |
| Flatulancelot | (20:52:30): | dont die |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (22:19:55): | Happy birthday btw lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (22:20:18): | I owe you a beer |
| Friday, 03 June 2016 |
| The Donald | (09:13:36): | None |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:16:22): | Quality may may |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:16:51): | How did this gorilla situation become controversial? |
| Flatulancelot | (09:17:50): | Because silverbacks are an endangered species |
| The Donald | (09:21:40): | and black people |
| The Donald | (09:22:41): | Honestly how many people are there in the world like 7 billion |
| The Donald | (09:22:52): | and only a few hundred thousand silver backs |
| The Donald | (09:22:58): | so im just saying |
| The Donald | (09:23:02): | let them have this one |
| Flatulancelot | (09:25:33): | There's less than 1000 |
| The Donald | (09:28:02): | so yea |
| The Donald | (09:28:07): | let them have that one |
| Flatulancelot | (09:28:32): | No |
| Flatulancelot | (09:28:51): | How about we abolish the practice of zoos |
| The Donald | (09:30:11): | you need zoos to preserve some species, think of them like nursing homes for animals. but circus should go |
| The Donald | (09:39:35): | I think Josh and are litterally the complete oppisite |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:03:07): | I get keeping endangered species safe but zoos do seem odd. It's like a prison you walk through and ooh and ahh at. |
| The Donald | (10:06:41): | its a way for people to see exotic animals |
| The Donald | (10:06:48): | and they live pretty awesome lives |
| Flatulancelot | (10:06:51): | Exactly. All these SJWs get all up in fins about Shamu and SeaWorld. What about the silverbacks and giraffes |
| Flatulancelot | (10:07:08): | What the fuck is a giraffe doing in NJ |
| Flatulancelot | (10:07:11): | Or a zebra |
| Flatulancelot | (10:07:25): | Go back to your own country |
| Flatulancelot | (10:08:47): | Why am I not allowed to ooh and ahh at the human zoos? |
| Flatulancelot | (10:09:41): | Do to Rahway and, " oh mommy, look look. A meth addict. And look over there, a mulatto. " |
| Flatulancelot | (10:09:45): | Go to* |
| The Donald | (10:35:51): | you dont do htat |
| The Donald | (10:36:01): | I go to poor places all the time to look |
| The Donald | (10:53:39): | I get it |
| The Donald | (10:54:39): | Josh doesnt like zoos since his species aren't special enough to be put in them. |
| Flatulancelot | (10:55:34): | Jew joke? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:57:27): | Jews own the zoos |
| The Donald | (10:58:30): | socialists |
| The Donald | (10:58:35): | jews are people |
| The Donald | (10:58:46): | socialist are vermin |
| The Donald | (10:59:06): | Brian is an otherkin, he thinks he is vermin, but just a retarded human |
| The Donald | (10:59:20): | Not everything is a jew joke |
| The Donald | (10:59:35): | i make fun you for a plethora of reasons |
| Flatulancelot | (11:25:46): | Marc, what was the line you had about doing dot biz |
| Flatulancelot | (11:25:57): | I wanna update the tagline on the site |
| The Donald | (11:34:36): | We are the everymen of shit? |
| Flatulancelot | (11:34:48): | Right |
| Flatulancelot | (11:36:25): | How about\n\n"Purveyors of shit" |
| The Donald | (11:36:40): | I liked High brow toilet humor |
| Flatulancelot | (11:38:15): | People still see that when they hover over NGBMs profile or if they see doing dot biz in a list of publications |
| Flatulancelot | (11:38:38): | Purveyors of shit will be smack dab in the middle of our homepage |
| Flatulancelot | (11:39:30): | Purveyor: a person or group that spreads or promotes an idea, view, etc. |
| Flatulancelot | (11:39:35): | I think it's fitting |
| The Donald | (11:40:39): | I like it |
| The Donald | (11:42:10): | Im going to write a piece but i want you guys to write campaign pieces |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:42:16): | Then we can become the next gen shit men |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:42:42): | About the candidates or the election in general? |
| The Donald | (11:42:49): | Yea the elections |
| The Donald | (11:43:25): | I wanted it to be like mine would be " The GOP: A Bro's Guide to Politics" |
| The Donald | (11:45:01): | Josh's "Sanders Socialist Soiree: An "What ever you want to be" Guide to Politics" |
| The Donald | (11:45:07): | or shit like that |
| Flatulancelot | (11:46:05): | i'm an artist, Marc. I need to be inspired. this ain't cutting it. "or shit like that" |
| Flatulancelot | (11:46:12): | put a flame beneath my belly |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:46:23): | Maybe josh should write about trump and marc write about sanders |
| Flatulancelot | (11:46:34): | i already wrote about trump |
| The Donald | (11:46:35): | i think we do both |
| Flatulancelot | (11:46:39): | what more can I say |
| The Donald | (11:46:48): | like have both sides of each thng |
| Flatulancelot | (11:46:53): | he's a fucking Hitler wannabe and if you wote for him you |
| Flatulancelot | (11:47:00): | are fucking retarded |
| The Donald | (11:47:11): | then Pete can write a normal persons guide to poltics |
| Flatulancelot | (11:47:22): | but josh, are you saying that half the electorate is fucking retarded??? |
| Flatulancelot | (11:47:30): | yes, that is exactly what I am saying |
| The Donald | (11:48:34): | we can publish them both |
| The Donald | (11:48:49): | and have a bros guide to politics |
| Flatulancelot | (11:49:09): | Trump is stale. too much is written about him already |
| Flatulancelot | (11:49:17): | he's boring |
| The Donald | (11:49:28): | I just want us to both write about hiliary |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:49:31): | How about just a business guide to politics and how to use both parties platforms for profit |
| The Donald | (11:49:35): | and it be pretty much the same |
| Flatulancelot | (11:50:11): | now a critique on capitalism marrying politics is glorious. its like the crown the the faith becoming one |
| Flatulancelot | (11:50:19): | capitalism is the religion |
| Flatulancelot | (11:50:39): | joshie likie |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:50:48): | Capitalism is religion without a sabbath |
| The Donald | (11:50:58): | No its still Sunday |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:51:03): | And no possibility of repenting |
| Flatulancelot | (11:51:12): | God's missing out on 1/7 th of the profits |
| Flatulancelot | (11:51:14): | what a noob |
| The Donald | (11:51:17): | decalring bankrupcy |
| The Donald | (11:51:29): | thats how you repent |
| The Donald | (11:52:15): | Debt is Sin, everyone does it and it keeps the Churches doors open |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:52:18): | This article seems like the perfect place to push my leftist agenda |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:52:59): | Credit boomed in the 70s cause capitalism would have broke without it. Now even that isn't enough. We're basically a feudal state. |
| The Donald | (11:53:45): | Holy shit your left |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:56:05): | We are tho. When 50 people have a much wealth as 165 million, qvw their wealth is increasing on the back of the poor labor who have seen a decrease in wealth, doesn't seem too far from lords and serfs |
| The Donald | (11:58:55): | can you breathe with your head that far up Bernie's ass? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:00:22): | 2 years ago the richest 100 people in the world had as much wealth as the poorest 3.5 billion. 1 year ago it was the wealthiest 80. Now it's the top 42. Wealth is accumulating at the top at an very fast rate |
| The Donald | (12:01:00): | usually what happens |
| The Donald | (12:01:38): | Im for the free market and this. Everyone profits off the people underneathe them |
| The Donald | (12:02:24): | In my opinion, socialism, no matter democratic or national can not work |
| Flatulancelot | (12:02:28): | you're for the wealthiest 42 people on the planet hoarding all that wealth for no apparent reason? |
| The Donald | (12:02:39): | they arent hoarding it |
| Flatulancelot | (12:02:43): | you |
| The Donald | (12:02:43): | they are earning it |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:03:04): | Capitalism is very good at concentrating capital which is what is happening, I just think it's hurting everyone else |
| Flatulancelot | (12:03:17): | jesus marc |
| The Donald | (12:03:42): | Listen, i know you will never see my side of the argument |
| The Donald | (12:03:44): | i know that |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:03:46): | I'm in favor of a maximum wage |
| The Donald | (12:03:50): | im not |
| Flatulancelot | (12:03:55): | what would jesus say about the current state of affairs? |
| Flatulancelot | (12:04:09): | and the pope has been pretty open about the issue |
| Flatulancelot | (12:04:18): | are their opinions of no value to you? |
| The Donald | (12:04:45): | Jesus said " Give onto Cesar what is Cesar's" |
| The Donald | (12:04:54): | Jesus wanted to help everyone |
| The Donald | (12:05:07): | but he also knew it needed to be from the heart |
| The Donald | (12:05:09): | not forced |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:05:27): | I think money after a certain point is immoral. Not to mention if you're making 30 million you're not putting all of that back into the economy |
| Flatulancelot | (12:05:30): | capitalism has failed help everyone. |
| The Donald | (12:05:46): | So |
| The Donald | (12:05:53): | Socialism has too |
| The Donald | (12:06:02): | and Dicatorships |
| The Donald | (12:06:07): | and Commies |
| The Donald | (12:06:54): | we will never see eye to eye |
| The Donald | (12:07:04): | so i say we just drop it |
| Flatulancelot | (12:07:29): | I cannot wrap my head around how a self professed Christian/Catholic can be so in favor of a system that so actively permits the vast majority of humanity to live in abject poverty and or debt |
| The Donald | (12:08:23): | Then leave |
| The Donald | (12:08:34): | litterally if you dislike the sysytem so much leace |
| The Donald | (12:08:41): | you hace the visa to NZ |
| The Donald | (12:08:44): | go |
| The Donald | (12:08:46): | leave |
| The Donald | (12:08:49): | do it |
| The Donald | (12:08:59): | im for the system i grew up int |
| The Donald | (12:09:04): | and developed in |
| Flatulancelot | (12:09:05): | I would very much like to leave, but NZ is temporary and I would be deported back here |
| The Donald | (12:09:26): | You bitch about the system yet you profit from it |
| Flatulancelot | (12:09:48): | doesn't mean it is not wrong |
| The Donald | (12:10:07): | Give all your money to the poor |
| The Donald | (12:10:22): | your seem very calivalre with other peoples privelage |
| Flatulancelot | (12:10:33): | I have practically no money |
| The Donald | (12:10:34): | there is a quote during the civil ware |
| Flatulancelot | (12:10:37): | just for food and health insurance |
| The Donald | (12:10:54): | " i have lost 4 cosuins to the war and im willing to sacrfice my wifes brother" |
| The Donald | (12:11:09): | you want the top 1% to give it all away |
| The Donald | (12:11:31): | you cant make people give up what they earned |
| The Donald | (12:11:51): | Im for equal oppurituniy not equal results |
| The Donald | (12:12:33): | Im for the system and by the system |
| The Donald | (12:12:59): | If i make good decisions and invest wisely thats why im ready to buy an appartment |
| The Donald | (12:13:12): | Im done talking about this |
| The Donald | (12:14:14): | and honeslty you cant wrap your head around it becuase you never tried |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:25:06): | I missed this. What are we arguing about |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:26:36): | oh waaah waah capitalism |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:17:56): | If you don't consider the fact that your boss and their bosses get rich off your labor and pay you less than you earn and don't consider that wrong on any level than yea capitalism is fine. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:19:08): | lol you treat being a working professional like it is some kind of caste system |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:21:55): | It's exploitation in marx terms. If you're ok with people doing the least labor getting the most profit and the people doing the most labor getting the least than yea capitalism is cool |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:23:29): | the people that do the least labor get the most profit? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:23:39): | head honchos. ceos |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:23:50): | I bet CEOs work more than I do lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:29:03): | Dividend receivers. Dividends are based on profits. So you have these people receiving ridiculous sums of money jsut because they bought shares and they actually get some of the companies profit where the person actually doing the labor is not, they're still on a wage. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:30:07): | so you mean people that buy stocks? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:30:15): | can't anyone do that |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:36:00): | let me ask you guys, since you're so against capitalism and all that, if you had a blank slate country what would your ideal economy be like? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:36:16): | like what would you put in place so it's nice and fair for everyone? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:37:10): | At a minimum, an unconditional basic income |
| Flatulancelot | (13:37:30): | Not necessarily throw away capitalism altogether, but highly regulated |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:37:37): | Syndicalism |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:37:53): | Workers equally share in profit and business is treated as a democracy |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:38:02): | Workers have a say in their own company |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:38:30): | ok i get basic income |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:38:39): | what do you mean say in their company |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:38:53): | corporations aren't slave labor lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:40:05): | Their exploitation of labor |
| The Donald | (13:40:34): | How about the risk? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:40:40): | so everybody gets equal bonuses and shit? |
| The Donald | (13:40:49): | You dont have any money invested in your business |
| The Donald | (13:40:54): | why should you get a say |
| The Donald | (13:41:00): | the comapny folds |
| The Donald | (13:41:05): | you get a new job |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:41:21): | If a company has 100k profit the workers decide how it's spent who gets what, not just one guy at the top deciding hell take half and use the other half for the company. |
| The Donald | (13:41:23): | the CEO and owner is out of a job, and a business |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:41:52): | Because without you and your coworkers labor the business wouldn't exist in the first place |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:41:53): | like surplus profit? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:42:06): | Everything is built by labor. The ism just determines who gets paid. |
| The Donald | (13:42:53): | So tell me why the group gets to decide |
| The Donald | (13:43:10): | why should i trust you to handle my business money if i work next to you |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:43:16): | Why does one get to decide |
| The Donald | (13:43:34): | Dont get philosophical |
| The Donald | (13:43:36): | tell me |
| The Donald | (13:43:58): | why should I have a say why my multi national cooperation runs its stuff being 24 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:44:08): | You're the one who's asking why the people who actually make a product that is distributed get to decide what to do with the profits that come from it. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:44:25): | Because you contribute and because they make more off your labor than they pay you |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:44:36): | Why shouldn't you? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:44:41): | the people making the decisions also work for the company |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:44:50): | All I'm really saying is democracy in the workplace. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:44:54): | it's not just the wagecucks down in the coal mines and then the fat cats |
| The Donald | (13:45:28): | Work at a big company and tell me they can have everyone vote how many K Cups we get in the break room |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:45:49): | at my company we get a quarterly payout based on our metrics |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:45:54): | That's not the kind of thing people decide. Certain companies already operate like this and they do finr. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:45:55): | so we are paid based on the profits |
| Flatulancelot | (13:46:18): | Tommy boy inherited his dad's brake pad company and decided, I'll just sell it and make out like a bandit, fire the laborers, that's pretty fucked. \n\nBut if the laborers have a say, they'd probably choose to keep working. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:46:21): | Mondodragon is a very popular one. The workers decide how much more the ceo makes, riggt now it's only 5 times the lowest worker. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:46:21): | if our quarterly target is $60 million and we reach it we get a full payout |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:46:33): | so why would someone want to be a CEO of that company lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:47:14): | It's still in business and doing well. And he's still making a good amount of money. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:47:16): | unless you REALLY love kerosene heaters |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:47:23): | He's still making 6 figures |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:47:27): | that's not that good |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:47:33): | for the level of responsibility |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:47:45): | Well thing is his reponsibility isn't as high either |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:47:52): | Since certain things are voted on |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:48:04): | oh so he doesnt do shit and gets paid because the employees all share his job lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:48:32): | No he just actually manages the company to do well, there's less a focus on just bottom line shit. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:48:52): | Profit isn't the number one factor |
| Flatulancelot | (13:49:05): | Just one of many |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:49:44): | But workers there also have much better job satisfaction as well. 38% of the UK said in a poll their job is "bullshit" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:49:54): | I bet that's even higher here |
| Flatulancelot | (13:50:25): | Most jobs are service jobs in the US, so I'd make the same bet |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:51:18): | so let's say we adopted syndicalism, would you even need CEOs/CFOs/execs etc |
| The Donald | (13:51:42): | Also what happens when the company starts to fall |
| The Donald | (13:51:47): | and need to fire people |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:51:50): | Not really. Valve, the video game company is one. They're worth 4 billion. |
| The Donald | (13:51:54): | that goes to the vote too? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:52:58): | valve's CEO is worth $2 billion lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:53:03): | and they only have 300~ employees |
| The Donald | (13:53:16): | I want to keep an open mind here |
| The Donald | (13:53:22): | Brian Josh |
| The Donald | (13:53:43): | please to your best abilites explain to me why your system would woirk |
| The Donald | (13:53:57): | and when i have questions please answer them as best as you can |
| The Donald | (13:54:11): | I want to give it a fair shot |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:54:37): | the idea of syndicalism is pretty neat i think |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:54:38): | Well certain companies already do work like this for one. I'd consider valve successful. Mondodragon has been around since the 1950s I think |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:58:29): | He added, hirings and firings can both be initiated by something as simple as a conversation between two employees in a hallway. And bonuses, which can sometimes be as large as 10 times an employee\u2019s base pay, are all subject to leaderless peer review. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:58:30): | Mondragon seems like an interesting case, I'm surprised other companies don't do it like that |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:58:40): | That's from valve |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:00:16): | http://www.inc.com/samuel-wagreich/the-4-billion-company-with-no-bosses.html |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:00:35): | Here's a look at valves operations |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:02:02): | i dont know if valve is a great example, ive actually heard a lot of negative shit online about working there |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:02:16): | plus with only 300 employees it's different than like mondragon or smething |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:04:11): | It's a proof of concept though. They've been around a while. They've done some really good stuff. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:04:24): | The company doesn't just fail to function |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:05:05): | so ideally you'd make a law all companies operate this way? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:10:06): | I mean if there was a law like that, yea I'd have a lot less issues with a lot of things. |
| The Donald | (14:15:00): | Brian do you mind answering this question for me, Pete and Josh as well. What do you think the role of government should be |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:16:02): | Ensure the least well off has a decent standard of living |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:16:34): | regulation & infrastructure i guess |
| The Donald | (14:16:39): | Josh |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:18:37): | You guys are awfully cynical about how fucked up the gov is but then you think they are capable of ensuring everyone has a decent standard of living lol |
| Flatulancelot | (14:20:57): | Safety nets for the least well off is big. Defense of its citizens. Infrastructure, which plays into both economics and defense |
| Flatulancelot | (14:21:15): | Health and well being taken care of |
| Flatulancelot | (14:21:57): | I am cynical of government, but I'm also optimistic |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:22:25): | I think it's the method the government currently chooses to operate in that I'm cynical about, but within the system it's in government does an ok job. I just want it to do an ok job with a different end goal. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:23:20): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:23:22): | Just think in 100 years this will all be underwater |
| Flatulancelot | (14:23:47): | The hospital where I was born will be even sooner |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:24:36): | we will have to develop gills to adapt |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:25:13): | And yet I still see new budding going up here lol. It's like they want to get it under water asap. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:25:23): | where is that a picture of |
| Flatulancelot | (14:25:42): | Seriously, this place will be underwater soon. \n\nMount Sinai Medical Center\n\nhttps://goo.gl/maps/NAckbSfReRv |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:25:59): | I'm in the upper east side |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:26:21): | oh that'll show those rich whites |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:26:43): | Eat your bread drink your wine your time is coming bourgeois swine |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:27:01): | That's drakes new motto |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:27:13): | EYBDYWYTICBS |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:27:46): | Curious about before, marc what is your view of the role of government |
| The Donald | (14:29:54): | Im on the lower west side |
| The Donald | (14:30:01): | the more expansive side |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:31:37): | I picked here since it's a closer walk to randalls |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:31:40): | Island |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:33:02): | if you need directions to randall's island just walk.... kanye west |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:33:16): | that's rene's opener |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:33:19): | I'll try my Kanye Best |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:33:43): | is he even playing today |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:34:01): | On my Kanye Quest |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:34:10): | Nah he's sunday tonight's the killers |
| The Donald | (14:34:13): | give it a Kayne Rest |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:35:12): | go see father john misty for the hipster cred |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:35:28): | Just got an email from bernie sanders campaign, subject "Four Days". He really knows how to make someone feel like theyre in the movie The Ring |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:35:47): | 4 days until he blows up california |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:36:06): | Lol will do. For time slots where we didn't know, me and haley listened to the top songs of the two bands playing to try to decide |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:36:13): | also the killers are on saturday |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:36:19): | at least according to the site lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:36:21): | Ah today is the strokes then |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:36:30): | much better choice imo |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:36:39): | I like the killers too |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:36:49): | But yea I agree lol |
| The Donald | (15:37:51): | Hi I would like to bring to your attention there is a governing body called FUPA |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:43:38): | fupa chalupa |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:47:56): | brian your sister just posted a video on instagram of her eating two dozen donuts |
| Flatulancelot | (15:48:35): | KETO FTW |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:48:48): | they're gluten free brah |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:52:21): | Lmao does she hate herself? And are you serious? Please send a link |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:58:43): | https://www.instagram.com/p/BGNFvjYhDBC/?taken-by=lorlieee13 |
| Flatulancelot | (16:00:21): | She's gonna make a great nutritionist one day |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:00:49): | Holy shit I thought you were kidding |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:04:18): | Lori needs to get off social media |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:04:43): | She needs to learn you don't need to ear 12 donuts to get people to like you |
| Flatulancelot | (16:05:31): | What benefit is there in telling the world, I just ate a dozen donuts? |
| Flatulancelot | (16:05:47): | I'd wanna keep that one close to the chest |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:07:08): | well in this case she is telling the world she ate 24 donuts |
| The Donald | (16:08:02): | I watched this at work and i feel people are judging me |
| Flatulancelot | (16:08:42): | I only saw 12 |
| The Donald | (16:08:44): | Also i sit with only women now and i hate it so God Damn much |
| The Donald | (16:09:03): | Literally they are all like Lori and Sam |
| The Donald | (16:09:07): | I NEED BROs |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:09:15): | oh my mistake i thought htose were 12 to a box not 6 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:09:21): | eating 12 donuts is much more reasonable |
| Flatulancelot | (16:09:30): | Still. A dozen fucking donuts |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:09:39): | oh i am being absolutely sarcastic, that is disgusting |
| The Donald | (16:27:11): | Is Ken M real |
| The Donald | (16:27:16): | or a troll |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:27:59): | troll |
| Flatulancelot | (16:29:40): | https://youtu.be/us4Eti0UmDI |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:57:28): | God damn it lori |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:57:39): | She's Dee |
| The Donald | (18:59:17): | Someone vandalized the ads at Metuchen to be very positive to the black community. |
| The Donald | (18:59:59): | Like positive messages like the thug life is no life and and the most cred you want is at college |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:48:07): | I found out I'm more left than haley. Didn't see that coming lol. |
| Flatulancelot | (21:48:45): | You're surprised? |
| Flatulancelot | (21:48:53): | She take the test? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (21:52:11): | did you call Bernie Sanders a libertarian |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (22:45:00): | I'm a little surprised |
| Saturday, 04 June 2016 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:33:02): | Yes please |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:40:13): | Disgusting |
| Flatulancelot | (18:41:25): | Is this real? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:43:50): | Yes it is |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:44:22): | It came up as a sponsored ad on Facebook and I thought you guys would appreciate this |
| Flatulancelot | (19:45:15): | It was probably meant to be, "yes, please" |
| Flatulancelot | (19:45:20): | With the comma |
| Flatulancelot | (19:45:35): | As in, I accept that my choices are wrong. And disgusting |
| Sunday, 05 June 2016 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:53:40): | Found your band josh |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:10:28): | Is there really a band called E/\\GLE? They're really running out of band names huh |
| Flatulancelot | (10:18:11): | Isn't the fat Jew a notorious content theft on Instagram |
| The Donald | (10:23:24): | He was talking about Ric City for your love of Rick Flair. YOU GOTTA WALK THAT ISLE |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:26:39): | Woooooo |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:37:07): | Due to thunderstorms our shit may be delayed or canceled. Any ideas what to do? We were gonna go to a fee museums but besides that idk lol |
| The Donald | (10:46:19): | Your on the island right |
| The Donald | (10:46:26): | So your upper east |
| The Donald | (10:47:20): | I found my calling |
| Flatulancelot | (10:47:50): | Don't go to the museum of sex. It was a waste of money. They just want you to buy shit in the gift shop |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:48:35): | Does the gift shop have good stuff? \ufffd\ufffd |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:48:59): | And yea marc upper east side |
| The Donald | (10:49:40): | There's Central Park and shit but it's raining |
| The Donald | (10:49:48): | There are a few solid museums. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:50:04): | Yea suppose to rain or storm all day supposedly |
| The Donald | (10:50:17): | No joke I think the Jewish Heritage meseum is up there |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:50:38): | Yea think I saw that when I was googling |
| The Donald | (10:51:05): | The Met is up there too |
| The Donald | (10:51:15): | I think Haley would like that |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:51:26): | Yea we were definitely going to check out the Met |
| The Donald | (10:52:06): | There isn't much up there that's not outside oriented. How far are you willing to travel |
| Flatulancelot | (10:52:26): | Met is cool. Right near the scientologist office |
| The Donald | (10:52:50): | Like you can Jump on the 1,2,3 A,C,E and be in midtown or lower east side in 10-20 minutes |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:53:22): | I strongly suggest converting to Scientology |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:56:47): | Hail Xenu |
| Flatulancelot | (11:11:23): | You bitches ever take psyllium husk fiber? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:11:55): | Yea |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:12:03): | It's just fiber |
| Flatulancelot | (11:12:40): | Yeah. I've taken fiber before, by my poops have never been nicer than with this stuff |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:14:35): | Yea it's legit |
| Flatulancelot | (11:15:45): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:17:21): | Too Legit to Pay Taxes |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:19:04): | It's officially canceled. Any restaurant recommendations? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:26:07): | What you in the mood for? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:31:49): | Non american cuisine |
| Flatulancelot | (13:32:47): | Chipotle |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:37:30): | Thanks Lori, got any donut shops you want to recommend too? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:38:03): | -Haley |
| The Donald | (14:02:39): | Look for some cafes up there |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:24:21): | Did Lori ever explain why she ate 12 donuts |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:24:39): | Nope |
| The Donald | (15:24:51): | Called being a beast |
| The Donald | (15:25:07): | I mean fat peice of shit |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:25:13): | I'll ask If it's what she learned in her major |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:50:13): | Decided on schnitzel |
| Flatulancelot | (15:51:31): | Biergarten? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:51:49): | Heidlberg |
| The Donald | (16:04:02): | How come nobody makes me schnitzel |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:08:11): | Yea idk most German food I've eaten is saurbratten. I got jaegerschnitzel today though. |
| Flatulancelot | (16:09:23): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:19:20): | Damn Jaegerschnitzel is great. Those nazis got something right |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (17:20:37): | Turns out their final solution was just a great beer recipe |
| The Donald | (19:15:15): | Reptile show is this weekend |
| The Donald | (19:15:26): | So we can do that and stop at the butcher again |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:16:18): | I'm down |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:16:29): | I want to set the reptiles free |
| The Donald | (19:24:32): | Pete you can wear all the trump stuff o got you |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:40:01): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (20:40:11): | Gohanlizard is officially real |
| Flatulancelot | (20:40:50): | Born with a tail? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:56:46): | Is this picture enough to call CPS? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (22:59:29): | Actually gokusnake changed a lot since getting a kid from what I hear |
| Flatulancelot | (22:59:53): | He went super Saiyan? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (23:00:55): | Became super sensitive nd shit |
| Flatulancelot | (23:01:44): | I guess he lost his dragon balls |
| Monday, 06 June 2016 |
| The Donald | (05:19:32): | It's been 2 days |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (07:18:18): | A lot can change in two days. Look at Goku. He died and came back to life in two days. |
| The Donald | (09:00:30): | None |
| The Donald | (09:24:22): | I think I committed a hate crime with this win |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:18:37): | None |
| The Donald | (11:05:46): | That keeps popping up when I check this at work |
| The Donald | (11:45:42): | I think you guys will like Graves |
| The Donald | (11:45:45): | its on epix |
| The Donald | (11:45:51): | comming out in OCT |
| Flatulancelot | (11:46:21): | Nah. Cause then I have to subscribe to epix |
| The Donald | (11:46:53): | so |
| The Donald | (11:46:56): | do i |
| The Donald | (11:46:58): | it |
| The Donald | (11:47:01): | do it |
| The Donald | (11:47:03): | do it |
| The Donald | (11:47:10): | its alsos a client of mine |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:29:34): | Share your subscription with us |
| The Donald | (14:26:18): | Joel McCale is on my building |
| Flatulancelot | (14:26:35): | Tell him not to jump |
| The Donald | (14:33:23): | I told him to do a flip and he will never be as cool as troy and abed |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:48:53): | Steve is suing somone |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:48:57): | Over 127 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:50:02): | $127. He's suing lab corp, the company that did his blood test. Think his argument is that they can't ask for his money because the statute of limitations is up or something. But that's cause he repeatedly decided not to pay lol. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:50:11): | Getting more info on this now |
| Flatulancelot | (16:50:22): | what lawyer would take this up |
| Flatulancelot | (16:50:48): | and what's the statute of imitations on something like this? how long we talking? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:51:19): | Oh I assume hell represent himself |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:52:22): | No lawyer would take this on an award based payment cause that'd be 40osh bucks. They'd only help steve if steve paid hourly and steves not gonna pay 250 an hour to win 127 lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:55:51): | Apparently he already sued and won 120 against someone else according to him. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:57:25): | Steve said he used a bot to post a "do not do business with this company" type post everyday on some companies Facebook page then they paid him his demands to stop. I think steve isn't only a few steps away from being a hostage taker |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:57:29): | Is* |
| The Donald | (16:59:06): | steve is gunna go to jail |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:59:39): | My mom's arguing with him telling him not to be an idiot but that's never stopped him before |
| The Donald | (17:00:18): | he really is gunna get his ass in so much trouble even your dad wouldnt be able to get him out |
| The Donald | (17:00:27): | and im pretty sure your dad could help with murder |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:01:58): | My dad would tell the judge to throw it out with prejudice lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:02:13): | And testify to the fact that steve knows not what he's doing |
| The Donald | (17:13:35): | Im working around women and i hate it, at least when i was around sorority girls i was blitzed out of my mind or trying to bang at leat one |
| The Donald | (17:13:43): | now its just annoying as fuck |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:14:13): | All they want to do is talk |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:14:23): | Like don't you got work to do too? |
| The Donald | (17:14:49): | they dont care |
| The Donald | (17:15:06): | honestly if it wasnt for the men i honeslty dont think much would get done |
| The Donald | (17:15:26): | since its like a 70/30 split the reps take all the girls out while they guys work |
| The Donald | (17:15:31): | the guys work later hours |
| The Donald | (17:15:44): | this is why we need to expand the pay gap |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:16:06): | We need a pro sexist candidate |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:16:16): | To represent what I feel on the inside |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:16:38): | Women in the kitchens, men on the coal mines, and the women in the coal mines making 50 cents for every dollar I make |
| The Donald | (17:17:15): | Welcome to the republican party brian |
| The Donald | (17:35:22): | Also they are shit talking a guy who is leaving |
| The Donald | (17:36:05): | like he was a nice guy, came in early stayed later then any of those bitches |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (17:53:40): | Fuck them, they're just a bunch of b's |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:12:21): | That was an incredible Steve story Brian |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:12:29): | And Marc, wait till you work with middle aged women |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (19:12:51): | All they do is talk about weight watchers, their kids getting married, and their medical problems |
| Flatulancelot | (20:20:21): | http://the-toast.net/2016/06/06/bible-verses-where-behold-has-been-replaced-with-look-buddy/ |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:35:06): | Jessie's buzzed and I got her to take the political spectrum test. I'm super worried |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:35:19): | "what's a free market?" |
| Flatulancelot | (20:43:12): | "bitch, what you know bout Ayn Rand?" |
| Flatulancelot | (20:43:23): | https://youtu.be/rN5Oa_WdjjM |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (20:45:13): | None |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (21:16:25): | That video was amazing |
| Tuesday, 07 June 2016 |
| The Donald | (06:06:17): | Anyone think Gary Johnson might have an outside shot this year |
| The Donald | (06:13:27): | Also Kimbo slice died |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (06:42:50): | Nah no shot for Gary Johnson but he might have decent numbers for him again |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (06:53:17): | Also RIP kimbo, hope he's beating the shit out of people in that great big Walmart parking lot in the sky |
| Flatulancelot | (07:57:35): | Johnson will get good amount of votes but he'd have to win enough electoral votes to deny the others a majority. He'd have to rely on Congress to vote for him out of sheer disgust for the other candidates |
| Flatulancelot | (08:16:16): | Don't forget. You can all leave work early to vote |
| Flatulancelot | (08:16:19): | I think |
| Flatulancelot | (08:16:29): | Just lie to your bosses |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (08:17:15): | I'm not registered unfortunately |
| Flatulancelot | (08:19:06): | Pretty sure you can register same day |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:26:18): | https://voter.njsvrs.com/PublicAccess/servlet/com.saber.publicaccess.control.PublicAccessNavigationServlet?USERPROCESS=PublicSearch |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (08:27:08): | This is the primary right? So I'd have to register with a party too? |
| Flatulancelot | (08:27:21): | Yeah. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (08:27:36): | If you're unaffiliated you can choose |
| The Donald | (08:27:38): | Don't do it Pete |
| The Donald | (08:27:47): | Don't pick one |
| Flatulancelot | (08:29:21): | You can always just remove yourself from the party |
| Flatulancelot | (08:29:23): | That's what I'm doing |
| The Donald | (08:44:47): | Too much work |
| The Donald | (08:45:44): | And Pete and I are much more likely to change a party based on the election then you two Marxist |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (08:59:37): | Well what are my.options |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:00:18): | Like let's say I registered for the GOP, even tho I prob wouldn't. Didn't everyone drop out but trump |
| Flatulancelot | (09:01:06): | Technically they suspended campaigns. Your can still vote Cruz or kasich. |
| Flatulancelot | (09:01:49): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (09:02:36): | But if you register GOP, you can only vote for one of the three. You cannot vote Bernie or the Shill |
| The Donald | (09:03:03): | I was a Rubio Man |
| The Donald | (09:04:15): | Also can we not call it the GOP, that is stupid acronym and name |
| Flatulancelot | (09:04:33): | How about GORP |
| The Donald | (09:05:05): | Republicans Against Pussy Environmentalist |
| The Donald | (09:05:26): | Im done for that |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:05:53): | Rubio actually had decent ideas on paying for college and being able to get credits for work, through online classes etc |
| Flatulancelot | (09:06:14): | Good Ol' Racist Politicians |
| Flatulancelot | (09:06:55): | I'm not one for concerts, but I'd go see Bernie & the Shills |
| The Donald | (09:08:32): | That sounds like a band that would actually support Bernie |
| The Donald | (09:08:58): | Trump County sounds like it would support trump |
| The Donald | (09:09:16): | NEW IDEA |
| The Donald | (09:09:22): | we make bands for each candiante |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:10:13): | Oh boy, Cruz kasich or trump, how will I decide |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:10:14): | I imagine bernie would have a Bob Dylan type of vibe, trump would be rammenstein and hillary would be a right down the middle top radio pop song |
| The Donald | (09:10:34): | I think Trump would be more industrial pop |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:10:40): | No Bernie is rammstein lol |
| The Donald | (09:10:45): | and Bernie more a reaggie vibe |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:11:15): | I was going to say Bob Dylan or a Vietnam War song |
| Flatulancelot | (09:11:24): | Nah. Bernie is a George Carlin comedy album |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:11:47): | "And what's the deal with the 1%?" |
| The Donald | (09:11:49): | Nah thats more trump, saying what ever he wants |
| The Donald | (09:12:28): | Hillary will have a spoken word album with OJ Simpson called how we got away with it |
| The Donald | (09:13:38): | CNN said 90% of millenials would be interested in a third party candiate |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:14:00): | Third parties are right there, why can't they just vote |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:14:17): | Personally Gary Johnson vs Jill Stein would be great |
| The Donald | (09:14:40): | yea but niether of them have been on SNL or the WWE |
| The Donald | (09:14:45): | so why do i care about them |
| The Donald | (09:15:08): | Our next president needs to be able to show their comedic chops or to take and RKO |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:15:21): | This is true |
| The Donald | (09:15:23): | Stone Cold Steven Austin for Prez |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:15:35): | 6/10 people dislike trump or hillary lol. We're basically voting for people the majority of us dislike. |
| The Donald | (09:16:15): | Im still saying yea they both suck, but with a trump win we get rid of lena dunham |
| The Donald | (09:16:22): | so |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:16:38): | Jill stein and the green party are voting on making the green party platform an anti-capitalist one. Her and Johnson are more opposite than trump and hillary. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (09:16:44): | Lol Lena dunham |
| The Donald | (09:17:51): | It does suck that the people who woul;d most likely do the best job arent even being talked about since they arent in the main party system |
| The Donald | (09:18:56): | Also Capitalism FTW |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:20:58): | It's interesting |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (09:22:00): | Wouldn't mind having Lena Dunham out of this country though |
| The Donald | (10:12:26): | None |
| The Donald | (10:12:35): | If Trump wins |
| The Donald | (10:13:19): | We have picutures we can put in for worl |
| The Donald | (10:13:40): | like so when people email you they can see you |
| The Donald | (10:13:50): | so i want this as my pictures |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:14:45): | are you just trying to push everyone's buttons at this point lol |
| The Donald | (10:15:05): | i meant just the picture not the meme |
| The Donald | (10:15:49): | Listen i need to show my domance and HR has a thing where we cant challenge people to knife fights |
| The Donald | (10:15:53): | so |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:19:02): | do you get into a lot of political debates at work |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:23:05): | I only get contradictory political lectures at work |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:23:59): | Where my boss will say super liberal things like a flat tax is actually a regressive tax due to the marginal value of the dollar, and rail against the private health care system, but then say this is why he's voting trump |
| The Donald | (10:24:00): | i dont say shit |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:24:21): | Also he thinks leaves that fall off of trees go into the soil and turn into oil but that's another issue |
| The Donald | (10:24:31): | I mean |
| The Donald | (10:24:49): | he is wrong |
| The Donald | (10:25:20): | but i can see where he is comming |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:26:11): | His reasoning is that given all the falls that have passed, we should be up to our heads in dead leaves. But we're not. Where did they go? They turned into oil. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:40:37): | i thought they turn into baby shrubs |
| The Donald | (10:43:30): | or you know, soil |
| The Donald | (10:43:54): | Soil |
| The Donald | (10:43:57): | S OIL |
| The Donald | (10:44:05): | Shilliary Oil |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:44:17): | ShOillary |
| The Donald | (10:44:23): | Hillary is being paid by big compost |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (10:44:43): | Guess it's time for her to be like a tree and branch out of america |
| The Donald | (10:46:03): | I work with Catty bitches, Brian works with retarded dangerous Russians |
| The Donald | (10:48:20): | Johnson is polling at 6% |
| The Donald | (10:48:25): | Stien at 3% |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:48:47): | if they joined forces they could probably rule over a Wendy's |
| The Donald | (10:49:04): | if they get over 5% they get the same funding as the Dems and Reps |
| The Donald | (10:49:39): | http://i.imgur.com/fA6N36K.jpg |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (10:58:00): | that kid looks disabled |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:05:19): | Yea I don't want to laugh at it. Too young and potentially disabled. Get me confirmation he's not and then I'll allow myself a few guffaws |
| The Donald | (11:05:40): | Can not confirm |
| The Donald | (11:09:38): | Can someone explain super delgates to me |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:11:41): | delegates with heat vision and flying powers |
| Flatulancelot | (11:11:44): | elected reps, governors, former governors, large donors all get a say in the nominee |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:11:50): | Basically delegates who can choose who their delegate vote goes to, it's not necessarily based on the vote. For example bernie can win a state but the super delegates of the state can still out their vote for hillary. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:12:02): | Give their vote* |
| Flatulancelot | (11:12:37): | in essence they were created to stop an insurgent candidate that party insiders may not want to represent their party |
| Flatulancelot | (11:12:43): | i.e., Bernie |
| Flatulancelot | (11:13:02): | protects establishment candidates |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:13:03): | Yea the vp of the dnc said that I believe |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:13:14): | The VP of the DNC is a real B |
| Flatulancelot | (11:13:31): | DWS said that actually and shes the chairperson of the party |
| Flatulancelot | (11:13:36): | and a rep in Florida |
| Flatulancelot | (11:14:39): | personally, i am not opposed to super delegates. Political Parties are private organizations |
| Flatulancelot | (11:14:44): | they can do whatever the fuck they want |
| Flatulancelot | (11:14:55): | i dont even think primaries are necessary |
| Flatulancelot | (11:15:17): | nor should they be under the authority of the Federal elections committee |
| The Donald | (11:15:35): | I think people give to much legtimatcy to parties |
| Flatulancelot | (11:15:42): | exactly |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:15:48): | thats the problem |
| Flatulancelot | (11:15:51): | Party before Country |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:15:54): | Makes it seem like our only two options |
| The Donald | (11:16:25): | in the actually picture, they are just 2 people running |
| The Donald | (11:16:39): | two normal everyday people who filled out some forms |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:16:41): | If hillary doesn't get in trouble with the Fbi and is the nominee I'm probably voting 3rd party |
| The Donald | (11:16:56): | she has to |
| The Donald | (11:17:05): | its literally a crime |
| Flatulancelot | (11:17:18): | There's a chance that Trump wont be the nominee |
| Flatulancelot | (11:17:25): | and I'm 100% serious |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:17:26): | doubtful |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:17:37): | why hasn't the GOP nominated Paul Ryan btw |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:17:38): | That will destroy the RNC I think |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:17:46): | If they don't pick trump |
| The Donald | (11:18:06): | Yea the party leaders dont want him |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:18:08): | he is anti-trump. young, charismatic, everyone knows paul ryan from his vp bid, he's speaker of the house, etc. sure he's a steaming turd of a human being but he seems much better than cruz or kasich lol |
| The Donald | (11:18:11): | but the people do |
| The Donald | (11:18:31): | I wouldnt mind Ryan |
| The Donald | (11:18:35): | another Kennedy |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:18:35): | Right and if the people see their vote means shit they'll less likely support the party next time. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:18:41): | if i ran the GOP i would have nominated ryan no doubt |
| Flatulancelot | (11:18:42): | yeah, but after this week with his racist shit about the judge, and the potential for a muslim also being unqualified to rule on his case, the party leaders that said they'd vote for him are all backing away |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:18:44): | or pushed him hard |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:18:59): | yea that judge thing was pretty racist lol |
| The Donald | (11:19:04): | Yea |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:19:10): | even for trump |
| Flatulancelot | (11:19:12): | and, "My african american" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:19:16): | You see the shit on fox about the judge? Lot of people don't think it eas |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:19:18): | Was |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:19:23): | well yea |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:19:29): | i think he's still getting nominated |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:19:32): | Just cause we do I think a lot of Americans still completely agree with his logic and thinking |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:19:35): | but just because other racists think he wasnt |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:19:56): | lots of americans who love trump also read at a 4th grade level |
| The Donald | (11:19:57): | I think it was racist, but there is trouble with the Judge giving like 450K to Hilliary |
| The Donald | (11:20:09): | so there was a thing to be made |
| The Donald | (11:20:13): | but he fiucked it up |
| Flatulancelot | (11:20:58): | I am not too sure that he's gonna be the nominee at this point, especially since after today he should really be in general election mode, considering Hillary is the nominee. I am confident that the GOP establishment would rather lose with Jeb Bush as the nominee that go with Trump |
| The Donald | (11:21:00): | It was kinda like giving someone a key your house and him smashing the window with it |
| Flatulancelot | (11:21:10): | but yeah, people do agree with Trump |
| The Donald | (11:21:27): | If the GOP doesnt give it to trump the party will fall |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:21:31): | But josh people have been thinking trump wasn't going to be the nominee 100 times over the past year. Think that train just has too much steam |
| The Donald | (11:21:49): | The Trump train has no breaks |
| Flatulancelot | (11:21:57): | like I said, private organization |
| The Donald | (11:22:11): | they legally dont have |
| Flatulancelot | (11:22:19): | the party has n obligation to voters to actually nominate the person with a majority of primary votes |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:22:22): | Yea but a private organization still wants the status quo of existing for the next election cycle |
| The Donald | (11:22:24): | but the will lose all faith from the public |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:22:40): | but the party wants to win |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:22:45): | and trump is their best option |
| Flatulancelot | (11:22:49): | no he's not |
| The Donald | (11:22:54): | I AM |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:22:56): | then who is? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:22:58): | besides marc |
| Flatulancelot | (11:22:58): | they are also concerned with down ballot |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:23:10): | they'll get the downie market with trump |
| Flatulancelot | (11:23:14): | if they dont control house and senate, they are fucked |
| Flatulancelot | (11:23:17): | no |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:23:17): | Well he got the most votes by a landslide and i think it's too late to swing lefties over with some other conservative |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:23:34): | It'll split the RNC vote |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:23:35): | dont they already have a house majority |
| Flatulancelot | (11:23:39): | Senate is most likely going democratic |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:23:39): | Trump will run independent |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:23:47): | plus NPR made a big deal about trump getting in and changing the supreme court to get more conservative judges |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:23:47): | Bernie runs independent |
| The Donald | (11:23:51): | Honestly |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:23:55): | Nobody gets enough votes and we're all screwed |
| The Donald | (11:23:56): | It may be up too 4 people |
| The Donald | (11:24:09): | Hillairy Ryan Sanders Trump |
| The Donald | (11:24:12): | all have a shot |
| Flatulancelot | (11:24:29): | remember, Trump threatened to go independent earlier this year if he was being treated unfairly |
| The Donald | (11:24:39): | Bernie i think might |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:24:43): | Right and that will happen if he's not the nominee |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:24:54): | And then the Republican vote will split and we'll get a democrat |
| Flatulancelot | (11:25:04): | not true brian |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:25:04): | And the RNC will be damaged as well |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:25:19): | Trump supporters are anti establishment and angry |
| The Donald | (11:25:23): | If the RNC wants to have any power later down the road |
| The Donald | (11:25:28): | they have to go trump |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:25:32): | They're not gonna support a establishment conservative |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:25:42): | I agree with marc |
| The Donald | (11:25:44): | unless they can get him a hillary spot |
| The Donald | (11:25:53): | where the FBI is on his ass |
| Flatulancelot | (11:25:58): | if no one gets 270, congress can only vote for top 3 |
| The Donald | (11:26:00): | they the can say we dont want him |
| Flatulancelot | (11:26:08): | lets say its hillary ryan and trump |
| Flatulancelot | (11:26:12): | ryan wins |
| The Donald | (11:26:20): | To congress |
| The Donald | (11:26:21): | yes |
| The Donald | (11:26:44): | this may very well turn into a barn burner |
| Flatulancelot | (11:26:49): | if its a 4 person race, with legit contendors, not likely anyone would hit 270 |
| The Donald | (11:27:01): | yea |
| The Donald | (11:27:12): | even 3 |
| Flatulancelot | (11:27:12): | and it is likely that hillary would beat bernie in most dem states |
| The Donald | (11:27:14): | its tough |
| The Donald | (11:27:24): | I dont think lately |
| The Donald | (11:27:31): | the shiot is hitting the fan for her |
| The Donald | (11:27:37): | and bernie is gaining steam |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:27:38): | lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:27:41): | you guys are too much |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:27:45): | its going to be trump v hilary |
| Flatulancelot | (11:27:53): | bernie is done for after last night |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:27:56): | And I'll vote the socialist party |
| Flatulancelot | (11:27:59): | still voted for him though |
| The Donald | (11:28:01): | Pete, let us have out conspiacy |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:28:04): | stop acting like trump will follow through on his empty promises and stop acting like bernie is going to be doing anything other than shopping for orthopedic shoes |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:28:23): | Hillary is asking to stop being reported as nominee as it may cause people to not vote for her lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:28:25): | it'll be trump vs hilary, hilary will win, GOP party will restructure |
| The Donald | (11:28:46): | Yea |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:28:48): | and this will be the end of their plot to win the religious right |
| Flatulancelot | (11:29:10): | that's the most likely scenario, but I still think there's a slight chance Trump will be thrown off the ticket |
| The Donald | (11:29:26): | I think there is a bigger chance Hillary does |
| Flatulancelot | (11:29:28): | Bernie wont go indie, too risky |
| The Donald | (11:29:32): | and ends up in prison |
| Flatulancelot | (11:29:39): | highly doubtful |
| Flatulancelot | (11:29:44): | she'll get a pardon |
| Flatulancelot | (11:29:51): | Barry said he'd do it |
| Flatulancelot | (11:29:56): | on the record |
| The Donald | (11:30:03): | A pardon means that you are guilty |
| The Donald | (11:30:13): | and realived of charges |
| Flatulancelot | (11:30:14): | i'm saying she wont go to prison |
| The Donald | (11:30:18): | yea |
| The Donald | (11:30:23): | but a man can hope |
| Flatulancelot | (11:30:23): | not that she wont be charged |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:30:56): | oh yea, hilary is really going to get charged |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:31:13): | she's spent the last 50 years putting every politican and corporation in her pocket |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:31:30): | she could kill a man and not get charged |
| Flatulancelot | (11:31:48): | she has killed many |
| Flatulancelot | (11:32:14): | http://www.amazon.com/Assassination-Complex-Governments-Warfare-Program/dp/1501144138?ie=UTF8&keywords=assassination%20complex&qid=1465313518&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:32:50): | Sanders is 74. Hope he doesn't want his legacy to be "I did what the party told me". He should run or at least support Jill stein or someone else. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:33:02): | lol my dad is all about the clinton body count conspiracy |
| Flatulancelot | (11:34:10): | I hope that when sanders gets on stage at the convention, he endorses Stein |
| Flatulancelot | (11:34:31): | as a big fuck you |
| Flatulancelot | (11:34:38): | right in front of Hillary's face |
| Flatulancelot | (11:34:43): | and the Democrats |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:35:20): | Yea fuck them |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:36:21): | that would be cool |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:36:33): | Ross Perot almost won an election right? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:36:39): | or was a serious contender at least |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:37:17): | oh wait nvm 8% lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:37:32): | 18% |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:38:10): | That's 1/5, he did influence who was president at least |
| Flatulancelot | (11:38:37): | not really |
| Flatulancelot | (11:39:16): | he didnt win a single electoral college vote, and all the data indicates that bill wouldve beaten Bush sr. even if ross weren't in the race |
| Flatulancelot | (11:39:54): | for a good while, Ross dropped out of the race, then got back in at the last minute |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (11:46:37): | He's steve favorite candidate ever |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:53:53): | oh boy |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:54:03): | how's steve's lawsuit btw |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (11:54:21): | is he demanding his $127 be sent back in cash or amazon gift cards? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:01:22): | lol actually after watching jon olivers thing on debt i want to take a second look at what steve is claiming |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:01:36): | once steve had a debt collector coming after him for a debt he already paid off |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:01:55): | and steve claims this debt is too old to be collected which may be true. i just want to see it for myself. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:01:57): | you're brainwashed |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:02:05): | Pete |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:02:06): | its 2016 |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:02:07): | you're giving steve the benefit of the doubt |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:02:42): | steve claims to have used psychological techniques on me and lori to get us to do his biddign |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:02:48): | i wonder if it's finally coming to fruition |
| The Donald | (12:13:13): | I think you just dont want to see your brother in jail |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:13:55): | i feel like steve might enjoy jail |
| Flatulancelot | (12:14:31): | Free food. Free shelter |
| Flatulancelot | (12:14:33): | Free sex |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:15:16): | the only thing steve loses out on is his freedom |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:15:21): | but i dont feel like he is taking advantage of that |
| The Donald | (12:17:00): | He can finally get a significant other |
| The Donald | (12:17:02): | Tyrone |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:39:31): | thats funny, when we were much younger my dad helped builed the municipal building in some town |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:39:39): | and we were there checking out the building at the grand opening |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:39:48): | some journalist asked steve what he thought right after we looked at the cells |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:39:53): | steve said "Jail is good" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:40:14): | my mom asked the journalist not to use that |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:52:42): | Oh there's a conspiracy theory about trump too, that he's what is called an accelerationist |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:53:32): | basically wants to make capitalism fail as fast as possible or something like that |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:54:02): | but isnt he like capitalisms biggest success story lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:54:28): | yea but the thinking he is going to encourage so much capitalism and consupmtion that capitalisms collapse will come much sooner |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:54:58): | i think it's great that we live in a time where every candidate has their own conspiracy theories around them |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (12:55:18): | you have fallen too far down the marxist rabbit hole |
| The Donald | (12:55:36): | Then we go to Socialism? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:55:55): | according to the theory |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:56:04): | well, at least the end of capitalism |
| The Donald | (12:56:11): | Marx even said that the progression of Captlism to Socialism naturally |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:56:26): | yea pretty much |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:56:32): | who knows if there's some inner stage though |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (12:56:57): | nordic countries with their socialist policies seem like a bridge from capitalism to socialism |
| The Donald | (13:01:35): | yea but there biggest claim to fame is a nigga named leaf, I dont need shitty mediocrity. Im the mother fucking Greatest and need the mother fucking greatest country USA |
| Flatulancelot | (13:03:09): | They discovered America |
| Flatulancelot | (13:03:18): | "discovered"* |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:03:37): | I'm torn on who to vote for |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:04:11): | I'm debating trump if bernie isn't nominee |
| Flatulancelot | (13:04:19): | You mean to say, you wish to bring about the fall? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:04:22): | Yea |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:04:35): | "In a word, the free trade system hastens the social revolution. It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor of free trade." K Money aka Karl Marx |
| Flatulancelot | (13:04:39): | Trump already has the nomination. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:04:54): | Rub it in the Shills face while you can |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:05:06): | Oh not today, I'm voting bernie today |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:05:09): | but in november |
| Flatulancelot | (13:05:12): | Ahh |
| The Donald | (13:05:47): | I will never vote for anything that promotes mediocrity. The best should be the best, the rest should be the rest |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:06:03): | so Donald Pump it is |
| The Donald | (13:06:16): | Bernie does crossfit |
| Flatulancelot | (13:06:40): | The Chump plays golf. |
| The Donald | (13:06:51): | Thats Frat |
| The Donald | (13:06:56): | golf is cool |
| Flatulancelot | (13:07:07): | Taint American |
| The Donald | (13:07:13): | God Josh, you really are out of touch with america |
| The Donald | (13:07:17): | and the youths |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:07:21): | America is out of touch with ME |
| The Donald | (13:07:47): | Did you learn that in your gender studies class? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:07:49): | Go drink your Starbicks and play on your Ipays |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:08:15): | and drive your gas fuzzler to corporate amerICanta |
| The Donald | (13:08:21): | Im totally gay for America |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:08:34): | my honeymoon phsae is over |
| The Donald | (13:08:35): | Ill take teh washington monumnet to its base |
| The Donald | (13:09:08): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxieEHPh-J8 |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:09:16): | Pretty symbolic of america fucking you over |
| The Donald | (13:09:31): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQAyskqG0g |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:09:33): | the big D of america gets us all |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:09:45): | geez you guys are way too jaded |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:09:49): | i still like this country |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:10:11): | it's been good to us no doubt |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:10:17): | but were upper middle class white boyws |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:10:38): | besides there's still ways it could be better for us as well |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:11:56): | i refuse to feel bad about myself because i didnt have a shitty childhood |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:12:01): | thats how they getcha |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:12:56): | best you can do is make the best of it with the advantages you're given |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:13:03): | I'm not saying you need to feel bad at all. Things here can be better for everyone though. |
| The Donald | (13:15:08): | Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching. |
| The Donald | (13:15:34): | - Church, RVB |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:16:10): | Ruperman vs Batman had a lot of wisdom |
| The Donald | (13:16:37): | thats honeslty how i try to live my life |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:18:02): | Other countries have in place already things that I'd like to see here. Mandatory minimum vacation time guaranteed to all workers, maternity/paternity leave, the right to unionize. It's not so crazy. Rest of the civilized world does. |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:18:05): | Does it |
| The Donald | (13:18:55): | I disagree on all of those points except baby time |
| Flatulancelot | (13:19:26): | America is a savage, asshole teenager of a nation, hopped up on steroids and mountain dew... and we're about to crash |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:19:34): | Even the mandatory 4 week vacations? And unlimited sick leave as long as your sick. I think it's ridiculous to limit how much someone can be ill. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:19:47): | Immoral |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:19:54): | ive never worked at a job that had limited sick time, didnt know that was a thing |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:19:59): | i do disagree with mandatory vacation tho |
| The Donald | (13:20:13): | My last job we had PTO time |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:20:16): | look at my dad's job, he chose it becaues they only gave x amount of vacation time but also every other friday off |
| The Donald | (13:20:22): | those were sick days lumped in |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:20:26): | versus another job that just gave the standarrd vacation package |
| The Donald | (13:20:52): | Giving you a month off every year is absurd |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:21:04): | Well see that still adds up to 26 fridays off. That's pretty much what I'm asking for, 4 weeks/28 days and is what other countries do without economic collapse. |
| The Donald | (13:21:07): | but its the comapnies right |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:21:08): | i think that's cool if you earn it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:21:29): | but imagine getting a job and your first year you have 4 weeks off because it's the law lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:21:42): | That sounds great? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:21:51): | not for the company lol |
| The Donald | (13:21:51): | Not fisable though |
| Flatulancelot | (13:22:02): | Completely feasible |
| The Donald | (13:22:09): | like everything is so fast paced that you cant take a week off |
| The Donald | (13:22:15): | in my job atleast |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:22:15): | exactly |
| Flatulancelot | (13:22:18): | Rest of the world already has policies just like it |
| The Donald | (13:22:25): | And thats why they suck |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:22:30): | It's done elsewhere. You're wage is subsided partially by the government |
| The Donald | (13:22:30): | look at greece |
| The Donald | (13:22:39): | Europe is going down hill |
| The Donald | (13:22:42): | the EU is burning |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:22:45): | We lead the world in obesity and people who believe angels are real |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:22:53): | and people who quote the newsroom |
| The Donald | (13:22:56): | Okay News Room |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:23:01): | ;) |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:23:07): | It's good though |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:23:18): | It's true too look it up |
| Flatulancelot | (13:23:26): | Greece was founded on loans decades ago that they were never able to pay off. Not like it was a recent occurrence. It's been manifesting for ages. Plus massive amounts of tax evasion don't help |
| The Donald | (13:23:29): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOhDFCcmgvY |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:23:29): | i thought mexico leads the world in obesity |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:23:39): | oh god crowder lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:23:40): | Well they do now |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:23:59): | Barely edged past our fat thighs |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:24:22): | i will agree that we need mandatory maternity time tho |
| The Donald | (13:24:29): | and Pat |
| The Donald | (13:24:45): | and PAWternity |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:24:46): | but forcing vacation time isn't always a great idea imo. i went to italy and they were the laziest fucks on earth |
| The Donald | (13:25:03): | Everyone in Europe is |
| Flatulancelot | (13:25:38): | Germany? |
| The Donald | (13:25:48): | They have some making up for |
| The Donald | (13:25:53): | so they work hard |
| Flatulancelot | (13:26:05): | UK? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:26:11): | Haven't let yet |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:26:24): | Germany and their great "german engineering" eh \ufffd |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:26:46): | cant even exterminate all the european jews |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:26:47): | Germany efficiency is a stereotype lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:26:50): | German* |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:26:59): | their cars efficiently cheat emissions tests |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:27:13): | That was hitless brand of course it lied about its gas |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:27:17): | Hitlers* |
| The Donald | (13:27:33): | I have work to do, keep going and ill catch up when im done |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:27:45): | i have work to do but it aint getting done because fuck capitalism |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:28:32): | I think I want to get into politics and disappoint my dad at the same time. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:29:02): | hmm |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:29:08): | have you considered becoming gay |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:29:27): | I think he'd care less if I was gay than if I told him I was socialist |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:29:38): | that way your father will never have an heir for House TriForm |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:30:09): | Motto : "you bring the coffee?" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:32:18): | They still have steve |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:32:20): | Lol |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:32:56): | He is the first born. Someone recently asked steve if he was taking over the business and I think he said not yet |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (13:33:05): | As though it's possible |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:38:57): | lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (13:39:22): | damn it's going to be TriForm Construction and Amazon Scams LLC |
| The Donald | (14:02:39): | im back |
| The Donald | (14:02:52): | had to be a wage cuck to the fat cats |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:03:00): | now you're talking my language |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:04:33): | https://www.reddit.com/r/CapitalismVSocialism/ |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:04:44): | at the very least this subreddit is anything but an echo chamber lol |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:04:48): | next topic: gay marriage, is it for fags? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:05:12): | depends, are those harley davidson riders gay or not? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:05:53): | well |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (14:05:54): | you won this one |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:06:47): | say you're in the left turn lane and the light turns yellow and some guy in a bmw runs the red before you can turn whats the first thing that comes to your mind? |
| Flatulancelot | (14:07:35): | women should not be allowed behind the wheel |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:07:54): | good catch, that man behind the wheel of the bmw actually identifies as a woman |
| The Donald | (14:08:31): | Did i leave the stove on, becuase my bullishit feminist wife doesnt do the house work |
| The Donald | (14:08:40): | thats mine |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:09:48): | I'm not sure if you'd marry a feminist Marc. I'm not sure if a feminist would marry you either lol |
| The Donald | (14:10:12): | I did it as a goof |
| The Donald | (14:10:19): | it was a goff |
| The Donald | (14:11:26): | Back to the orginal question, i would say wow asshole |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:11:41): | the correct answer is "fag" |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:11:44): | that guys a fag |
| The Donald | (14:11:56): | stop projecting brian |
| The Donald | (14:12:13): | do you need to talk about something? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:12:15): | the fag episode of south park was on last night |
| The Donald | (14:12:23): | are you a faggaggle |
| The Donald | (14:13:17): | Brian, there is a penis in front of you, do you A) suck it B) stick in you Ass C) call the police |
| The Donald | (14:13:28): | its a strangers penis |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:13:55): | how nice is it |
| The Donald | (14:14:40): | 8/10 |
| The Donald | (14:14:45): | nice looking dick |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (14:15:38): | take a picture of it and put it over my own dick like charlies uncle jack |
| The Donald | (14:16:43): | we are weird fucking peopel |
| Flatulancelot | (14:25:56): | dont judge me |
| The Donald | (14:37:24): | Was taking a shit and someone was blowing up the stall next to me. Last time I use the lady's room |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:21:58): | i let loose one of hte most rancid farts of my life during a meeting |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:22:06): | then i asked an unnecessary question to cover up the smell |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:37:01): | Let me ask you guys a question |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:37:10): | How would you describe what a jewish person looks like |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:37:24): | because someone said "Person X looks Jewish" and I just realized I do not understand how you can tell |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:37:26): | but you can |
| Flatulancelot | (15:38:43): | I can, but it ain't so easy to put into words |
| Flatulancelot | (15:39:05): | American Jews are easier to spot than an Israeli or Arab Jew |
| Flatulancelot | (15:39:19): | Most are pasty |
| Flatulancelot | (15:39:24): | Hairy |
| The Donald | (15:39:26): | curly haor |
| The Donald | (15:39:38): | cloved hooves |
| Flatulancelot | (15:40:16): | Gonna have an Eastern European look |
| Flatulancelot | (15:40:58): | Most have family from Poland, Russia, or like myself Belarus |
| Flatulancelot | (15:41:34): | Possibly some Mediterranean looks too cause the Jews got around back in the days. Hellenic Jews |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:41:45): | but then you're just describing someone of european descent |
| Flatulancelot | (15:41:51): | Yeah |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:41:52): | i look at sarah silverman and i go |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:41:54): | that there is a jew |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:41:58): | but i don't know why |
| The Donald | (15:42:13): | You Catholic sences tingle |
| The Donald | (15:42:20): | you must clense the heathens |
| The Donald | (15:42:24): | oh wait |
| The Donald | (15:42:26): | sorry |
| The Donald | (15:42:31): | thats the muslim sence |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:43:13): | yea catholics and jews are cool |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:43:18): | muslims are the real threat |
| Flatulancelot | (15:43:24): | Nah it makes sense. Although they're mostly European, Jews may be considered a separate "race" because they have pretty much kept to themselves in terms of breeding |
| Flatulancelot | (15:43:37): | There's specific ailments only Jews face |
| Flatulancelot | (15:43:53): | Lots of allergies and mental conditions |
| Flatulancelot | (15:43:59): | Lots of inbreeding |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:46:38): | ah yes |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:46:40): | The Jew Flu |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:53:13): | Nobody's said Nose yet? |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:53:18): | that honestly does kind of help |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:53:26): | Sean Lampf had nose for days remember? |
| The Donald | (15:54:06): | i was more worried about him shooting up the school |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:54:17): | See but I have a big nose too |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:54:25): | But I have the blood of Christ running through my veins |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (15:55:56): | Yea don't worry about htat anymore marc, he's a cop and you're white |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (15:56:24): | but your black kids better watch the fuck out |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:20:25): | http://www.theonion.com/video/college-basketball-star-heroically-overcomes-tragi-19097 |
| The Donald | (16:21:51): | I still dont trust him |
| Flatulancelot | (16:34:04): | Who's taking bets on Hillary and Trump's respective VP picks |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:38:28): | hilary is gonna pick that hispanic guy |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:38:30): | the young one |
| Flatulancelot | (16:38:42): | Castro |
| Flatulancelot | (16:38:46): | ? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:38:51): | yea |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:38:53): | julian castro |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:38:59): | now trump is anyone |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:39:02): | anyone's guess |
| Flatulancelot | (16:39:20): | This guy? |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:39:28): | Yes |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:39:43): | the happy mask salesman |
| Flatulancelot | (16:39:50): | I feel like no one has floated John Kerry |
| Flatulancelot | (16:39:59): | Foreign policy ticket |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:40:09): | nah |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:40:11): | kerry is old |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:40:14): | has a tarnished rep |
| Flatulancelot | (16:40:23): | So does Hillary |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:40:24): | hilary needs t ocombat that establishment rep |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:40:34): | her ticket is that she is a woman |
| Flatulancelot | (16:40:40): | Colin Powell |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:40:40): | she needs someone with similar qualifications |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:40:44): | a young hispanic guy is key |
| Flatulancelot | (16:41:04): | Omarosa |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:41:09): | now trump has alienated half the party so who knows who he'll take |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:43:40): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brock_Turner |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:43:44): | what that onion article is based on |
| Flatulancelot | (16:44:06): | We've had this exact conversation before |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (16:44:25): | life is cyclical |
| Flatulancelot | (16:45:02): | Everything came full circle. Guess it's time to end it. |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (16:45:24): | Goodbye cruel world |
| The Donald | (18:09:21): | i just called my dad a pansy |
| The Donald | (18:09:23): | and ment it |
| Whispering Brown Eye | (18:14:23): | Why, did he just cry at the end of the notebook |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:16:31): | Did he vote for a cuck |
| The Donald | (18:17:46): | He has a headache and im still at work so is Christa and he wanted us go get him food |
| The Donald | (18:17:51): | we are both in NYC |
| Flatulancelot | (18:50:11): | Ain't he ever heard of Xi Ming down at the ol' Chinaman watering hole? |
| Flatulancelot | (18:50:53): | He bring broccori right to your door |
| $hillar¥ 4 Prisun | (18:55:36): | Oh sank you so goord |
| The Donald | (18:55:42): | He says No Goocks cause of nam |
| Flatulancelot | (18:57:01): | They drew first blood |
| GroupMe | (18:57:05): | The Donald changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (18:58:05): | The Donald changed the group's name to Kool Kidz Klub |
| Flatulancelot | (18:58:28): | Ah. Now your name makes sense for the group |
| The Donald | (18:58:59): | Yea Donald is a real Kool Guy |
| The Donald | (18:59:40): | No Bernies |
| The Donald | (18:59:55): | We hate Bernies and Obamas |
| GroupMe | (19:02:33): | The Donald changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (19:03:01): | The Donald changed the group's name to The Most Social Party |
| GroupMe | (19:03:23): | The Donald changed name to Comrade Sanders |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:03:47): | Welcome Comrades |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:04:09): | As you can tell I'm bored |
| GroupMe | (19:04:56): | $hillar\xa5 4 Prisun changed name to Emperor Trump |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:05:06): | Remind me I Changed my picture |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:05:27): | Brian you are a party name behind. |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:05:33): | We are commies now |
| GroupMe | (19:06:46): | Whispering Brown Eye changed name to Cryin' Ted |
| Flatulancelot | (19:07:32): | Big red still needs Flatulancelot |
| Emperor Trump | (19:08:04): | Ok I got one |
| GroupMe | (19:08:16): | Emperor Trump changed name to Farto |
| GroupMe | (19:08:29): | Farto changed name to Farto Rubio |
| Farto Rubio | (19:08:34): | There we go\n |
| Flatulancelot | (19:09:21): | Brian. For shame... |
| Flatulancelot | (19:09:27): | MarxO Rubio |
| Flatulancelot | (20:28:14): | https://youtu.be/OvbkX4NkFMc |
| Farto Rubio | (23:17:28): | Hillary has officially become the nominee. |
| Farto Rubio | (23:17:31): | If Bernie doesn't run independent I'm voting for the socialist party or Trump. |
| Cryin' Ted | (23:17:53): | Socialist party or trump lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (23:18:09): | Please don't vote trump |
| Farto Rubio | (23:18:55): | After reading about accelerationism more I realized it's what I already believe. |
| Flatulancelot | (23:19:54): | I'm kinda with Brian. Trump will be such an embarrassment that we'll be forced to clean up our act in his wake |
| Farto Rubio | (23:20:59): | Pretty much. |
| Flatulancelot | (23:21:18): | But realistically, we're such a slim minority that it won't have any significant effect |
| Flatulancelot | (23:21:27): | So Clinton here we come |
| Farto Rubio | (23:21:50): | Idk 1/3 of Bernie supporters said they would not vote clinton |
| Flatulancelot | (23:22:13): | Hillary supporters said the same about Obama in 08 |
| Flatulancelot | (23:22:25): | Don't take that seriously |
| Farto Rubio | (23:22:38): | You and I are 2/2 |
| Farto Rubio | (23:22:42): | 100% |
| Farto Rubio | (23:22:48): | That's math |
| Flatulancelot | (23:23:55): | 100% of remaining Americans aren't such cynical assholes |
| Cryin' Ted | (23:30:02): | Clintons presidency will be the same as Obama's and every other president |
| Flatulancelot | (23:34:19): | Obama seems like a pretty chill dude. The Shill just gives off the old lesbian vibe |
| Farto Rubio | (23:35:43): | Yea I want revolutionary change in our thought though. Either with a president who thinks like a socialist or one who's policies turn more people onto it. Hillary would just be a delay imo. |
| Flatulancelot | (23:36:09): | Hillary does have many commonalities with Nixon |
| Cryin' Ted | (23:36:53): | You guys are too much |
| Flatulancelot | (23:37:14): | I'm not trying to overstate things either. It's pretty flagrant |
| Farto Rubio | (23:37:27): | I think the fastest way to a president is either bernie now or Trump for later. Hillary would be for much later. |
| Farto Rubio | (23:37:39): | President with policies I'm in favor of* |
| Flatulancelot | (23:38:12): | http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2016/02/woodward-and-bernstein-cant-stop-comparing-clinton-nixon |
| Farto Rubio | (23:39:52): | Either her speeches are pro wall street, or they just facades of speeches just enough of a talk for the due diligence to receive a quarter of a million |
| Flatulancelot | (23:40:40): | http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/hillary-in-nixons-shadow-115853 |
| Farto Rubio | (23:43:36): | If hillary is elected we can repurpose all those old "fire the liar" bush stickers |
| Flatulancelot | (23:45:39): | https://goo.gl/images/t4Q2Z3 |
| Flatulancelot | (23:45:51): | Read the guys shirt |
| Farto Rubio | (23:46:13): | That guys awesome lol |
| Farto Rubio | (23:46:23): | I really don't think I'll be voting for her |
| Flatulancelot | (23:47:13): | https://goo.gl/images/4bvEWZ |
| Flatulancelot | (23:47:35): | Same guy that convinced fox news that Trump was selling arm bands |
| Flatulancelot | (23:47:40): | Like Nazis |
| Flatulancelot | (23:48:00): | https://goo.gl/images/Vv5byw |
| Flatulancelot | (23:58:27): | I'd vote for Hillary if Bernie is VP. |
| Flatulancelot | (23:58:59): | But I'd lose some respect for him |
| Farto Rubio | (23:59:56): | Veep has no power fuck that. I don't think bernie would want it anyways but who knows. |
| Wednesday, 08 June 2016 |
| Flatulancelot | (00:01:22): | Who knows. Maybe she has another brain aneurysm or stroke or whatever |
| Cryin' Ted | (00:10:30): | Lol you guys are so jaded |
| Farto Rubio | (00:11:50): | I think part of it is when you're as far left as we are dems and reps don't look so different, but I can't speak for josh. |
| Flatulancelot | (00:12:17): | You're right. Both parties are the same |
| Flatulancelot | (00:12:30): | Especially on foreign policy. |
| Farto Rubio | (00:12:55): | To other countries we essentially have two conservative parties |
| Flatulancelot | (00:13:54): | More than anything, Trump and Bernie represent the extremes of their ideological economic spectrums. Only Trump one this time |
| Flatulancelot | (00:14:04): | Won* |
| Comrade Sanders | (06:41:09): | Brian and Josh. Do you both honestly believe the US will become a full socialist nation in your lifetimes ? |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:05:46): | Also this |
| Farto Rubio | (07:41:58): | Unfortunately not but i so think with people under 30 viewing socialism in a better light than capitalism that we will see some big changrs. |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:52:38): | We will destroy the bourgeois |
| Farto Rubio | (07:53:55): | Either that or they'll destroy us |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:54:50): | The us workplace has become a warzone |
| Flatulancelot | (07:56:21): | We will most definitely get single payer healthcare in our lifetimes |
| Flatulancelot | (07:57:14): | And probably UBI |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:57:32): | What's UBI |
| Farto Rubio | (07:57:41): | Universal basic income |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:57:42): | Because I know I'm getting a UTI in my lifetime |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:57:44): | Ah |
| Farto Rubio | (07:57:51): | Way ahead of you on the uti |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:57:59): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:58:20): | Does everyone get a basic income |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:58:29): | Even those wall Street fat cats |
| Farto Rubio | (07:58:50): | Yup. Those fat cats would have a higher tax rate though so it's a wash for them. |
| Flatulancelot | (07:59:19): | It also replaces all other social welfare programs |
| Farto Rubio | (07:59:33): | It's just easier logistically to give it to everyone and let the tax rate handle it. Otherwise you'd have to do a lot more work. At least from what I've read on /r/basicincome |
| Flatulancelot | (08:00:26): | Surprisingly, a lot of conservatives like the idea |
| Flatulancelot | (08:00:53): | Which leads me to believe that it may happen |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:02:10): | how much do they propose giving on /r/basicincome |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:02:33): | lol I see "why everyone should get 40k a year for nothing" |
| Flatulancelot | (08:02:37): | Like $10k |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:03:16): | so the wealthy of america are going to front this 10k for everyone? |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:03:27): | even the college kids who are just gonna blow it on weed |
| Flatulancelot | (08:04:19): | Universal. But $10k is for current time. When there's more pervasive automation in the labor market, it'll have to be more. |
| Flatulancelot | (08:04:38): | But if you're in school, it'll probably go to tuition |
| Flatulancelot | (08:04:57): | O. Free state school tuition would be nice too |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:05:02): | lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:05:12): | well school is already free right |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:05:17): | in this scenario |
| Flatulancelot | (08:05:27): | Not necessarily |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:05:31): | so some wealthy guy is going to have to pay for your 10k worth of booze and weed |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:05:51): | and the only wealthy guy who will be cool with that is john mcafee |
| Flatulancelot | (08:06:28): | Automation is a thing |
| Flatulancelot | (08:06:50): | A robot is about to become President |
| Farto Rubio | (08:07:04): | It's gonna be a necessity unless we want to live in a techno feudal state in the future |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:07:44): | soon work & production will be a thing of the past |
| Flatulancelot | (08:08:30): | Good chunk of work is already meaningless |
| Flatulancelot | (08:08:39): | Or jobs that is |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:09:42): | good chunk of LIFE is meaningless |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:11:06): | You really think everyone should get 10k just for showing up |
| Flatulancelot | (08:11:24): | Our economy should be one purely devoted to the colonization of Mars. So then we can all peace out |
| Flatulancelot | (08:11:47): | Marc, yes. I do. If not more |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:11:57): | Why |
| Farto Rubio | (08:12:09): | I think Mars is where me and Josh split lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:12:43): | I popped out my momma. So I get 10k for that. |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:13:14): | Also I'm in the train so I will go dark at some point |
| Flatulancelot | (08:13:21): | Kids get less if I'm not mistaken |
| Farto Rubio | (08:13:23): | Out of necessity though marc. Also normally it's different for kids under 18, they get less. Also consider the basic income replaces all other welfare, unemployment, disability etc. |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:15:02): | Yea but disability is your disabled. I get 10k and I can follow my dream of selling coconut subcultures of famous First Ladies. I can do a normal person job. But I want to do nothing. Do I get 10k |
| Flatulancelot | (08:16:05): | Yes. Most important thing is automation. A lot of those jobs that your God emperor says he's bringing back are never coming back. Especially coal. |
| Flatulancelot | (08:16:31): | Just using coal as an example |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:16:51): | So I sit on my ass not contributing to society as a choice. I'm able to work. I get 10k |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:17:02): | Who gives me the 10k |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:17:10): | Can I get it in 1s |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:17:54): | And I get free college |
| Flatulancelot | (08:18:25): | What once took a town of tens of thousands to operate a coal mine, a skeleton crew of a few dozen can remove mountain tops to get to the same amount of coal. |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:18:39): | Don't change the subject |
| Flatulancelot | (08:18:41): | Think of the repercussions of self driving cars from Google |
| Flatulancelot | (08:18:48): | Or Uber |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:18:53): | We are on your point of view |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:19:08): | Answer me why I should get 10k for draining society |
| Flatulancelot | (08:19:26): | You asked why have a UBI. It's a necessity. |
| Flatulancelot | (08:19:37): | I'm giving examples |
| Farto Rubio | (08:19:51): | In the future there won't necessarily be a job for you is why, due to automation. |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:20:18): | All hail our robot overlords then I'm guessing you are saying |
| Flatulancelot | (08:20:34): | Not just robots at a factory |
| Flatulancelot | (08:20:39): | Mostly software |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:20:58): | So I own a Microsoft and I put robots in it |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:21:04): | And we are automating everything f |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:21:09): | I own the business |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:21:28): | So I have to pay 80% in taxes because you don't have a job |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:21:40): | Because everything is automated |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:22:03): | So your punishing the enterprise |
| Farto Rubio | (08:22:34): | Yea. I mean just the other week Adidas got rid of 100k factory jobs and moved to a fully robotic factory. Foxxcom, the iPhone people did the same and axes 60k. A law firm in Chicago recently hired an AI lawyer. All jobs are at risk of not needing as many humans as they used to. |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:23:07): | Okay. That's called business |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:23:21): | And people don't need unskilled labor |
| Farto Rubio | (08:23:24): | It's also called the road to unemployment crisis \n |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:24:20): | Business go with the cheapest force |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:24:36): | You demand 15 an hour for flipping burgers. You get replaced |
| Flatulancelot | (08:24:38): | You're making our point |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:24:48): | I'm making my point |
| Farto Rubio | (08:25:02): | I agree business will go with the cheapest force ie robots |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:25:19): | Then we need techs to keep them going |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:25:27): | Repair men to fix them |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:25:37): | The job makert changes |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:26:20): | Giving everyone 10k for being born is stupid and stops work. If I know I'm getting free money |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:26:24): | Why show up |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:26:27): | Going dark |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:26:31): | Be back in 30 |
| Flatulancelot | (08:26:37): | Business doesn't have \nIncentives to keep employees if they can do it without them and for cheaper |
| Flatulancelot | (08:27:39): | And you're argument about people just not doing anything because they're getting a check has no factual basis. There have been studies showing that you're hypothesis doesn't hold up |
| Farto Rubio | (08:28:29): | Net effect even with repairmen etc is a net loss of jobs |
| Flatulancelot | (08:28:59): | He's in a tunnel. Give him a few to catch up |
| Farto Rubio | (08:33:53): | I'm just gonna write out each step of the argument |
| Farto Rubio | (08:34:09): | 1) business do go with the cheapest labor force |
| Farto Rubio | (08:34:28): | 2) robots/automation is cheaper than any human |
| Farto Rubio | (08:34:52): | 3) more types of jobs are being replaced by robots/automation, not limited to unskilled labor |
| Farto Rubio | (08:35:44): | Therefore less jobs in the total pool of available jobs such that there is no need in the workplace for a lot of people. |
| Farto Rubio | (08:36:15): | But these people don't deserve to starve and therefore should get some type of income, which is what ubi would do. |
| Farto Rubio | (08:36:26): | That's pretty much it yea josh? |
| Flatulancelot | (08:39:21): | From what I understand |
| Flatulancelot | (08:41:00): | Look at social security |
| Flatulancelot | (08:42:06): | We give money to elderly people and disabled because they aren't effective in the labor market |
| Flatulancelot | (08:45:25): | So the same argument can be had when an ever increasing number of people are priced out of the labor market via automation |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:58:06): | im going to try yo refute these claims each one by one by my experience of working in large companies and my own personal views. Let us all remember our opinions are not facts before we start this |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:00:21): | Social Security is a broken system that we paid into that was created as part of the New Deal. The new deal while being great for the infostrucuture of america, kept us in the great depsression for far to long and what brought us out was WW2, Big wars are great for business, small ones not so much. SS we pay into for our working lives and get the money back later, its a pyramid scheme. Im not for it |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:01:03): | Business always go to the cheaper labor forces, but the job market adapts and so do industy |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:01:40): | The Magizine and print idustry is almost "dead" but they have switched to digital and more niche styles to keep consumers going |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:01:50): | we mioght not need printer reparimen now |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:02:03): | but we need coders and IT |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:02:05): | adaption |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:03:14): | Robots are not cheaper then humans, they are more effective and efficient. and robots have been replacing people for years and we havent had a switch, the cotton gin could proccess over 100 times more cotton then a person could in the same day |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:03:17): | we adapted |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:03:31): | more jobs are being replaced by robots |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:03:33): | yes |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:03:40): | but they open more jobs up |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:03:55): | we havent reached singularuty and if we do we have much bigger problems |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:04:25): | Your arguements are based on people saying I want to work but i can only do X |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:04:30): | well change it to Y nowe |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:04:38): | and as for diabled and edlery |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:05:12): | Walmart a huge giant evil corpation employs the most diabled americans |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:05:53): | Now I have a job, please formulate your arguments and i will return to any critics |
| Farto Rubio | (09:06:00): | I think we have different views then. as I think while we never will approach singularity, being that no one works and robots do everything, we will get close to it. Also robots are cheaper. Those kiosks for mcdonalds cost 30k but work 24/7 with no breaks and no OT. Also most of Walmart workers are on fodostamps due to low pay so we're already subsidizing the Walmart largely. |
| Flatulancelot | (09:06:23): | Walmart also takes advantage of the welfare system better than any other American company |
| Flatulancelot | (09:07:01): | Sounds like Marc is a neo-liberal |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:07:51): | Im an American |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:07:57): | thats it |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:08:04): | also sexy |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:08:11): | a sexy sexy american |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:08:16): | who fights space crime |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:08:29): | I checked my emails |
| Farto Rubio | (09:08:35): | There's an argument to be made that Americans already subsidize places like mcdonalds and Walmart due to them paying wages too low to live on so the taxpayers have to support their workers. |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:08:35): | i aint got shit to do yet |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:08:50): | oh no, workers with no skills are going to have to adapt lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:09:07): | I have a microcism of this at wrok |
| Farto Rubio | (09:09:10): | Honestly even coding is being automated to an extent |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:09:16): | Adblocking is a big issue |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:09:33): | first thing i do on a new computer is install adblock |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:09:35): | no remorese |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:09:37): | and people think that it will stop the interent from being free |
| Farto Rubio | (09:09:37): | So it will come to a point where unless you're a phd who's changing things on an abstract scale your just a dime a dozen |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:09:37): | remorse |
| Farto Rubio | (09:09:56): | I have AdBlock yoo |
| Farto Rubio | (09:09:57): | Too |
| Farto Rubio | (09:10:00): | Gotta have it |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:10:02): | No, im saying if you flip burgers you are a dime a dozen |
| Farto Rubio | (09:10:11): | I'm saying we will all become dimes a dozen |
| Farto Rubio | (09:10:20): | That's why it's necessary |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:10:32): | I have never been dime a dozen |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:10:35): | im amazing |
| Farto Rubio | (09:10:53): | You can not work as efficient ally or cheaper than a robot and as robots do more of your job you can't comepete. |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:10:54): | you can tell that to everyone at the unemeployment office eh comrade \ufffd |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:11:06): | as MEDIABOT takes over your clients |
| Farto Rubio | (09:11:12): | Pete didn't you say your last job got automated |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:11:19): | yea it was starting to |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:11:23): | I will go into fighting |
| Farto Rubio | (09:11:34): | And that was white collar IT work yea? |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:11:36): | as much as we want robots to fight |
| Flatulancelot | (09:11:40): | http://www.businessinsider.com/growth-of-us-services-economy-2014-9 |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:11:49): | the big problem with IT isn't necessarily automation yet, the big problem IMO is offshoring for low skill IT work |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:11:52): | Listen, we just need a genophage |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:12:11): | problem is that most people starting in IT are going to start with a low skill job obviously |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:12:25): | your help desks, NOC centers etc are all getting offshored |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:12:26): | A trained monkey can do my job |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:13:15): | a charismatic monkey tho |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:13:29): | but you have to go up the ladder to be teh VP and have alot riding on you |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:13:38): | start from the bottom |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:13:41): | not the midlle |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:14:30): | I think this is our main difference |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:14:40): | Brian and Josh are pemistic |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:14:48): | Pete and I optmistric |
| Flatulancelot | (09:14:49): | Bottom won't be there |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:15:01): | we both see the peaks and valleys of captlism |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:15:03): | i believe drake said it best, "i started from the bottom of the corporate structure and now i am here, right at the top" |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:15:22): | I would not say I am optimistic lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:15:28): | but pete and i look at the peaks and say we want to be at the top |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:15:35): | I just try to be realistic with the situation and not always jump to an immediate negative conclusion |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:15:38): | and brian and Josh say they dont want to be at the bottom |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:16:17): | I just think you guys are too gloom & doom about white collar work |
| Flatulancelot | (09:16:20): | Optimism and pessimism have nothing to do with this argument. It's about recognizing trends and doing something about it to help as many people as possible |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:16:21): | At this point i might just have to whip the slate clean with you guys, you are all figmants of my ikmagtion anyway |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:16:21): | it's not that bad. you don't even have to do it |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:17:03): | there are always going to be shifts as new things take over |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:17:05): | Time to rewrite your charaters |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:17:16): | Brian, you are now an elder woman |
| Farto Rubio | (09:17:25): | I'm rerolling from socialist to violent socialist |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:17:26): | Josh is a monkey truck driver |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:17:33): | i think any job that involves management or working with people is here to stay, and new fields will open up |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:17:37): | and Pete well you keep on |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:17:46): | can you imagine a big data analyst existing even 10 years ago |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:18:07): | back in 2006 the biggest data we had was a tally of how many cave paintings we had in our dirt huts |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:18:14): | in 1980s the biggest issue was how do people get there newspapers |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:18:53): | Now Brian bake me cookies and tell me about the Coloreds |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:19:00): | and Josh have antics |
| Farto Rubio | (09:20:38): | http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2015/05/21/408234543/will-your-job-be-done-by-a-machine |
| Farto Rubio | (09:21:35): | What's everyone chances of being automated? Curious. My job has a 93% chance and I'd say that's accurate. |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:21:58): | my job wasnt on it but i picked closets |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:22:05): | and 17.5% |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:22:07): | oh god don't post this again lol |
| Farto Rubio | (09:22:21): | What job did you pick? And Pete it's never been more relevant lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:22:24): | it says there is a 90% chance barbers will become automated |
| Farto Rubio | (09:22:46): | Have you seen the things women put their heads in? It's already begun |
| Farto Rubio | (09:23:02): | Barbercide is upon us |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:23:26): | and a 37% chance that actors will be automated lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:23:37): | Calculon |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:23:43): | DRAMABOT INITIATING AVENGERS 3 SEQUENCE |
| Farto Rubio | (09:23:48): | CGI films lol. |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:24:07): | voiced by microsoft sam |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:24:13): | in the future it will be only robots writing and starring in movies |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:24:26): | and robot movie projectos |
| Flatulancelot | (09:24:28): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:24:46): | Yea, becuase he isnt dead |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:24:52): | he is chillin with elvis |
| Farto Rubio | (09:25:15): | Think there's a robot author actually out there who's written book. It's in japan |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:25:22): | it's probably hentai |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:25:26): | Japan doesnt countt |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:25:42): | we droped a few A bombs and thats how they turned out |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:25:44): | thats on us |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:25:57): | 98% chance that referees and umpires will be replaced by machines lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:26:06): | Im cool with that |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:26:07): | the fans will love that |
| Farto Rubio | (09:26:15): | They already started in soccer |
| Farto Rubio | (09:26:19): | Goal line technology |
| Farto Rubio | (09:26:24): | They're working on it for offsides now |
| Farto Rubio | (09:26:38): | In a few years they think |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:26:42): | baseball too, they have the pitching boxes for balls and strikes |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:26:46): | its novelty now |
| Farto Rubio | (09:26:46): | It will be the norm. Then just on ref. |
| Farto Rubio | (09:26:50): | One* |
| Farto Rubio | (09:27:11): | That leaves 4 refs who will never work again :( |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:27:26): | i cant wait until everyone is a robot and we can sim whole seasons like i do in madden |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:28:14): | did you guys see how many points Lebronborg scored last night against Currybot? |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:30:01): | Im said KobeTron went to the junk yard |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:30:06): | sad |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:30:26): | He just did not work well with DunkOS 3.0 |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:30:53): | his aim bot went haywire and was just shotting crazy |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:30:55): | I do agree a lot of jobs will be automated though lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:31:02): | yea |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:31:09): | but humans will adapt |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:31:13): | or become robots |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:31:16): | but if you work mgmt or heavily with people you're probably safe |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:31:29): | or any kind of job that requires skilled input or decision making |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:31:42): | plus big companies are really slow to adapt to shit anyway |
| Farto Rubio | (09:32:02): | Let's just make a bet on this and leave it be. 100 bucks says in 20 years UBI will be the next big issue. |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:32:30): | i'd say even sooner at this rate |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:32:38): | Id rather make the bet you and Josh wont be around in 20 years. *click clikc |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:32:44): | we've already exhausted every social issue |
| Flatulancelot | (09:32:54): | Sweden did just have a national referendum |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:33:05): | Gabe Newl |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:33:34): | I thought he was swedish |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:33:43): | nope just fat lazy american |
| Farto Rubio | (09:33:44): | They had 25% support in sweden. In a few years I suspect it will get the popular support. Then other countries will follow. |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:34:12): | https://scottlattablog.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/swedish-chef.jpg |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:34:17): | Party leader |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:35:16): | https://vimeo.com/89788050 |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:35:21): | Back story |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:35:30): | Lunqusit is swedidh |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:36:28): | you can't compare US to sweden tho |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:36:38): | according to google sweden's population is 9.5 million lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:36:50): | NYC alone has 8.4 million |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:36:54): | Thats about NYC |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:37:11): | plus the US is so much more diverse |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:37:21): | no darkies in sweden |
| Farto Rubio | (09:37:21): | To diverse |
| Farto Rubio | (09:37:25): | We need another civil war |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:37:28): | someone making 30k in alabama is well off, someone making 30k in san francisco is homeless |
| Farto Rubio | (09:37:30): | Too* |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:37:38): | we had it |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:37:45): | captian america |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:37:49): | vs Iron man |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:39:47): | man i was expecting so much more from that movie |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:39:54): | I put Actuarie in the thing and is showed up as 20% |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:40:02): | BRIAN IS EDITING THE MEDAI |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:40:10): | HE IS HILLARY |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:40:44): | ACTUARYBOT IS HERE TO CALCULATE RISK FOR YOUR PLEASURE |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:41:19): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27uqGzvdM2o |
| Farto Rubio | (09:47:34): | Lol yea I can't believe I ever wanted to be an actuary now. They almost represent everything I hate. Now I'm planning on working on wall street after grad school and truly become that which I hate. |
| Flatulancelot | (09:49:25): | Just looked it up. Looks like politics is a safe bet |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:49:59): | lol you are a very conflicted person |
| Farto Rubio | (09:50:28): | lol I'm just doing it as a means to an end |
| Farto Rubio | (09:50:33): | I want to end up working at the SEC |
| Farto Rubio | (09:50:50): | Figure I should learn the industry inside and out first before I try to become a regulator |
| Flatulancelot | (09:51:18): | You use that revolving door |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:53:01): | what if you enter into wallstreet |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:53:02): | and you make bank |
| Farto Rubio | (09:53:51): | you think ill give up my morals for the mighty dollar? |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:54:00): | yea |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:54:03): | yes i do |
| Farto Rubio | (09:54:06): | nah fuck that shit |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:54:14): | you say that now |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:54:21): | but if you got offered a job that paid like 200k or something lo |
| Farto Rubio | (09:54:22): | i wake up angry at hte market and go to sleep praying for it's destruction |
| Farto Rubio | (09:54:31): | and in the middle of the day i profit off of it |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:54:35): | attaboy |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:54:52): | he will give into the market, they always do |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:57:00): | http://i.imgur.com/fvsHtrU.jpg |
| Farto Rubio | (09:59:26): | marc do you actively manage your stocks/portfolio |
| Farto Rubio | (10:02:43): | buy h and r block today or tomorrow latest if you do, earnings report coming out in a few days and it's supposed to be really good |
| Farto Rubio | (10:03:19): | plus its super low right now at its lowest support levels |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:03:41): | last night i got pussy AND raided |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:03:43): | so take that society |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:05:01): | I dont day trade, i go investments and divdens, right now H&R doesnt have the greatest program for that and im saving ecxcess for the mortage |
| Farto Rubio | (10:05:51): | ah gotcha. im own a lot of dividend heavy stuff, BDC's with 10% div rate. \xa0besides that im just starting to day trade based on earning reports |
| Farto Rubio | (10:06:21): | made a cool $5 this morning, yacht here I come B) |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:06:30): | living the good life |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:07:34): | Do you do divdend rembermnet |
| Farto Rubio | (10:08:11): | I don't have a DRIP plan in place (dividend reinvestment plan) but all I do with my dividends is manually reinvest them |
| Farto Rubio | (10:08:19): | usually in the same stock to lower the cost basis |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:08:46): | thats the best way |
| Farto Rubio | (10:08:52): | Robinhood doesn't have an auto div reinvestment thing set up because it doesn't allow fractional shares so I just do it the best I can manually |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:08:55): | you never see the money and it keeps growing |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:09:12): | well auto is good |
| Farto Rubio | (10:09:13): | yup. I hope I can live off my dividends eventually well before retirement age. |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:09:25): | thats the plan |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:09:30): | im hoping to retire at 50 |
| Farto Rubio | (10:09:50): | ditto im shooting for 45-50 and then any work I do after at that point is strictly because I want to |
| Farto Rubio | (10:10:02): | other wise its percocets and xbox all day |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:10:27): | i cant wait until we are old and we yell at kids while we play halo |
| Farto Rubio | (10:10:43): | I can't wait for Robo Master Chief |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:11:04): | Robo master Chef |
| Farto Rubio | (10:11:09): | I am an E-Spartan, I've been emailed here to destroy alien scum |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:11:56): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lMYh_ylHMDs/maxresdefault.jpg |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:12:03): | Ill steal your investments |
| Farto Rubio | (10:13:20): | good luck i don't hold onto them long enough for the government to steal them \ufffd |
| Farto Rubio | (10:13:23): | taxation is theft! |
| Farto Rubio | (10:13:31): | the freer the market the cooler the people |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:14:38): | the freer the hoes the sluttier the bitches |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:15:12): | speaking of slutty bitches, i might be tripping on pain killers on my birthday due to wisdom teeth so ill let you know what my plans are |
| Farto Rubio | (10:15:30): | that actually sounds like a great bday |
| Farto Rubio | (10:15:39): | congrats you timed your wisdom teeth surgery to perfection |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:16:22): | i say for your birthday we plan all kinds of activities that are fun on painkillers |
| Farto Rubio | (10:16:43): | listen to smooth jazz and nod off on the couch? |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:19:06): | Im thinking maybe 6 flags or something |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:19:13): | or NYC drinking |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:19:24): | or road trip to go shooting |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:20:44): | lets get fucked up on percs and then shoot guns |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:20:48): | see if we feel the bullets |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:21:45): | http://highergroundtactical.com/ |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:22:00): | im gunna email them see if we can get a private session |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:22:33): | looks cool |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:22:46): | glad it's in PA, because i hear nj's gun restrictions make ranges in the state pretty lame |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:23:09): | looks legit enough to not die, but redneck enough to get some heavy duty guns |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:24:13): | I love how there is a picture where fox news is in the background |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:24:48): | i only have one condition |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:24:58): | can we all agree to yell TAKE THAT ZUCKERBURG as we shoot |
| Farto Rubio | (10:40:22): | can we print out pictures of zuckerberg to shoot at? think that'd get make owner tell somebody about us? |
| Farto Rubio | (10:40:32): | or do you think people in PA hate zuck as much as we do |
| Farto Rubio | (10:46:05): | kid cudi is dennis reynolds |
| Farto Rubio | (10:46:06): | http://i.imgur.com/f38KL5o.png |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:49:53): | oh wow |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:50:13): | you've lost your goddamn mind cudi |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:15:55): | are there ads on group me? |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:16:04): | or is my blocker blocking cookies |
| Farto Rubio | (11:17:30): | I don't see ads, don't think my work computer has adblock |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:24:23): | it says i have blocked 91 things since i opened it |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:24:26): | i think its cookies |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:24:45): | uBlock Orgin blocks everything |
| Flatulancelot | (11:46:31): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (11:47:08): | you prebs lacka disciprine |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:47:15): | use you a dvr |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:47:24): | and skip commercials |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:47:28): | thats an adblock |
| Flatulancelot | (11:47:32): | fuck off |
| Farto Rubio | (11:47:37): | lmao |
| Flatulancelot | (11:47:40): | you know what i meant |
| Flatulancelot | (11:48:10): | I use internet kung fu and just ignore ads. even in gmail |
| Flatulancelot | (11:49:04): | they're like herpes. everyone's got 'em. you just gotta learn to ignore 'em |
| Farto Rubio | (11:51:30): | i just use windows 98 on my old pentium 1 and if there's too many ads, the computer crashes and it's time to go outside |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:06:48): | the girl next to me is going to see hostbusters at midnight, i dont want |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:06:55): | to work here anymore |
| Farto Rubio | (12:10:23): | grrlpower |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:13:04): | i forgot to tell you, when i was sitting at my last desk, a girl i work with took my rulers, since i have 2 because she thought i took hers, i said who the fuck takes rulers theres tons in the closets, then i realized she does, she takes rulers |
| Farto Rubio | (12:13:43): | she's become the ruler of your rulers |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:14:20): | like who the fuck does that |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:14:38): | like if she came to me and said hey i borrowed your rulers, id be cool |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:14:48): | but i took them becuase i thought you took mine |
| Farto Rubio | (12:14:51): | tell her next time she needs something long, hard and with an edge to just ask you personally |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:15:04): | not her |
| Farto Rubio | (12:15:04): | then show her your machete |
| Farto Rubio | (12:29:58): | think im about to get automated |
| Farto Rubio | (12:30:50): | my boss is telling me to show my new coworker the valuation society I told him I wouldn't join since I'm going back to grad school. think my timer just started ticking and when it hits zero, I'm gonna blow |
| Farto Rubio | (12:30:55): | a load in the bathroom and then quit |
| Farto Rubio | (12:51:33): | I have more info on Steve's "lawsuit" for your collective reading pleasures |
| Farto Rubio | (12:53:02): | Back in December Steve had a blood test done for cholesterol particle size |
| Farto Rubio | (12:53:28): | 11 days ago he received a notice saying that in 20 days, his debt will be turned over to a debt collecting agency who will be permitted to damage his credit score |
| Farto Rubio | (12:53:50): | Steve wants them to turn it over to the debt collection agency, then buy back his debt from the debt collector for pennies on the dollar |
| Flatulancelot | (12:56:31): | how much money does it cost to incorporate a debt collection LLC so one may become their own debt collector |
| Farto Rubio | (12:56:47): | thing is you normally dont |
| Farto Rubio | (12:56:54): | pick and choose whose debt you can get |
| Farto Rubio | (12:57:01): | they come bundled by thousands of people |
| Flatulancelot | (12:57:20): | I'm saying, if steve incorporates, is it gonna cost $300 to set up the business |
| Farto Rubio | (12:57:35): | so steve is basically asking the debt collection agency, whom he would now owe the 120, to spend man hours searching for his own debt so he can buy it for 12 dollars and not pay them the other 108 |
| Farto Rubio | (12:57:42): | i don't think he's even trying to incorporate or anything |
| Farto Rubio | (12:57:48): | think he thinks as a private citizen he can buy debt |
| Farto Rubio | (12:57:58): | which honestly im not sure is true or false |
| Farto Rubio | (13:00:01): | it can't be that hard there's a wikihow |
| Farto Rubio | (13:00:02): | http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Collection-Agency-Business |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:06:56): | why does this stuff only happen to steve |
| Farto Rubio | (13:07:33): | he brings it on himself |
| Farto Rubio | (13:07:39): | where most people just pay bills for services they used |
| Farto Rubio | (13:07:41): | he tries to cheat the system |
| Farto Rubio | (13:08:05): | he tried justifying it too by saying how fucked up insurance companies are and how doctors are bought by pharma companies |
| Farto Rubio | (13:08:44): | he said he looked up our doctor and saw the lab that did his blood tests gives her money. i said its probably a finder fee or money for referrals but at the end of the day they're doing science on blood i don't think there's a lot of wiggle room |
| Farto Rubio | (13:09:04): | i told him if he was so pissed off at insurance companies he should vote sanders lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:48:06): | I don't get Steve |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:48:12): | Like on any level |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:45:43): | I want to know steves stance on everything |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:45:46): | and ehy |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:45:54): | and how he would fix it |
| Farto Rubio | (14:46:12): | it's a mix of libertarianism and totalitarianism |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:46:13): | then put it in a book and call it the diary of a mad man |
| Farto Rubio | (14:46:16): | it's rally hard to pin him down |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:46:42): | do you think he just makes it up as he goes |
| Farto Rubio | (14:47:47): | definitely |
| Farto Rubio | (14:47:53): | no doubt in my mind |
| Farto Rubio | (14:48:05): | some things are solid in his worldview but if you ask him something he knows little about |
| Flatulancelot | (14:48:09): | yeah, he's definitely the type of person who would refuse a label of any sort |
| Farto Rubio | (14:48:12): | he'll make up his stance right then and there |
| Farto Rubio | (14:48:22): | he has when i've asked him what he considers himself |
| Farto Rubio | (14:48:30): | i want him to do the political compass test |
| Flatulancelot | (14:48:45): | he did the ISideWith and got Bernie |
| Flatulancelot | (14:49:20): | he almost seemed offended that his own beliefs would have led him down that route. He betrayed himself |
| Farto Rubio | (14:56:25): | we asked him if it meant he'd vote bernie, he said no though |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:57:14): | when i asked him if he cut an onion with his bare hands he said no, yet you saw him do it |
| Farto Rubio | (14:57:34): | yup. the steve technique |
| Farto Rubio | (14:57:41): | hold a full onion in the palm of your left hand |
| Farto Rubio | (14:57:42): | cut with the right |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:57:55): | bobby flay style |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:58:05): | save water by not using a cuting baord |
| Farto Rubio | (15:03:00): | instead of flaying the onion lets just flay your hand |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:07:52): | https://i.sli.mg/4RvnlC.jpg |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:04:34): | http://ageac.org/en/multimedia/scientist-says-he-found-definitive-proof-that-god-exists-2/ |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:04:36): | checkmate atheists |
| Farto Rubio | (16:06:00): | Aight im coming to church with you next week and praying to my old physics text book |
| Farto Rubio | (16:12:54): | http://i.imgur.com/8Nr6JgC.png |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:30:19): | you know, it's interesting. when humans make virtual worlds, they're full of space marines and elves and super heroes and shit. when god makes a virtual world, he fills half of it with people living in abject poverty and hte other half are eating mcdonalds while sitting on the computer for 8 hours a day |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:30:43): | have we out godded god? |
| Farto Rubio | (16:30:54): | Well at the very least we're better writers than he is |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:31:04): | i wish god would retcon my life |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:31:19): | i just want to wake up and realize this life isnt canon anymore |
| Farto Rubio | (16:31:20): | None of what happened in my first 18 years is cannon |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:31:45): | oh no |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:31:48): | the catholic guilt is coming back |
| Flatulancelot | (16:32:32): | http://idiom.ucsd.edu/~bakovic/camba_files/misc/ll/babelfish.html |
| Farto Rubio | (16:33:13): | oh no please I've had enough political debate from before lets not turn this into a religious shit show |
| Flatulancelot | (16:33:37): | it's a douglas adams quote |
| Flatulancelot | (16:33:41): | chill bruh |
| Flatulancelot | (16:35:18): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (16:35:19): | I just saw. Guess I assumed it was a real atheist argument since it was coming from you josh lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:35:37): | man i need to reread the hitchhiker's guide |
| Flatulancelot | (16:35:50): | gotta read all 5 |
| Farto Rubio | (16:35:51): | "While figuring out a better way to do my taxes I accidentally proved there is no god" |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:36:03): | i tried reading so long and thanks for all the fish but couldnt get into it |
| Flatulancelot | (16:36:04): | better not let this get out |
| Flatulancelot | (16:36:31): | once you've completed the series it all wraps up nicely |
| Flatulancelot | (16:37:02): | I didnt much enjoy so long and thanks for all the fish either, but I powered through it |
| Farto Rubio | (16:38:02): | ok not to bring up politics again but I just saw this and im curious about something in the_donald i hope marc can answewr |
| Farto Rubio | (16:38:06): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (16:38:19): | is the Daddy thing at all common |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:39:16): | well he is one of our founding fathers |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:39:29): | america is just like a rebellious teenager, it's taken a while to find itself |
| Flatulancelot | (16:40:16): | havent seen Daddy before. |
| Farto Rubio | (16:40:27): | you guys ever go on circlebroke or circlebroke2? its like circlejerk except links directly to shit people say |
| Flatulancelot | (16:40:31): | i have definitely seen God Emperor though |
| Farto Rubio | (16:40:35): | "reddit in a nutshell" |
| Farto Rubio | (16:40:36): | http://i.imgur.com/mZDJTZz.png |
| Farto Rubio | (16:40:50): | yea I've seen God Emperor too |
| Flatulancelot | (16:41:23): | so circlebroke just links to reddit comments? |
| Farto Rubio | (16:41:34): | yea ridiculous ones |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:41:52): | I am here for questioning |
| Farto Rubio | (16:41:54): | well techinically you have to use circlebrok2 right now, circlebroke is down for the summer to avoid the high school crowd i think |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:41:57): | God Emperor is from Warhammer iirc |
| Farto Rubio | (16:42:11): | marc yo useen people on the_donald refer to trump as daddy? |
| Farto Rubio | (16:46:22): | https://i.imgur.com/2fxjI04.png |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:47:17): | lol oh reddit |
| Farto Rubio | (16:49:31): | damn this pretty much nails everything that's wrong with reddit lol |
| Farto Rubio | (16:49:31): | http://imgur.com/a/bTSSh |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:55:40): | Yea Milo started it |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:55:43): | I dont |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:55:47): | but some do |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:55:59): | Milo is a mod now for the_donald |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:56:43): | lol @ the pedohpile thing on that reddit link, that is the weirdest part of reddit |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:56:58): | no reddit gets real weird |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:56:59): | how you see people seriously try to defend pedophilia as a sexual orientation |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:57:17): | people also clop |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:57:18): | so |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:57:21): | yea |
| Farto Rubio | (16:57:24): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:57:36): | we might want to just wipe clean and let the bees take over |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:57:42): | thats like a ron swanson that wants to bang kids |
| Farto Rubio | (17:00:54): | No good sentence starts with "I'm not a pedophile, but..." |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:02:53): | I'm not a pedophile, but if I was, I would kill myself because pedophilia is disgusting and evil |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:03:12): | i tried |
| Flatulancelot | (17:04:26): | I'm not a pedo but, if I were, I'd just jack off. I wouldn't ever follow through. Ya know? Is that so wrong? C'mon guys. we're libertarians, right? we're free thinkers, right? |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:06:18): | Everyone at work is talking politics |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:06:31): | and i realized i cant say anything due to i worl with these people |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:06:39): | well |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:06:49): | they are talkign about how awesome Shill is |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:06:51): | you could talk about your fears of class warfare |
| Flatulancelot | (17:08:10): | say you think its great that she promoted American technology for the rest of the world |
| Flatulancelot | (17:08:20): | Fracking |
| Flatulancelot | (17:08:43): | cause shill does biz |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:09:04): | you could be a hilary hipster and say you liked her back before it was cool, when hillary was against gay marriage and promoting military actions in the middle east |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:18:03): | We need a black friend |
| Farto Rubio | (19:21:06): | Marc you were our back friend with your acl |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:29:33): | Oh yea. Nigga |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:31:05): | Black lives matter |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:31:15): | I love chubby white women |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:31:42): | Other stereotypes |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:58:39): | We need to make that black friend site |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:36:36): | Anyone ever see when the Russian cops took down PussyRiot trying to record a protest song |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:37:03): | If you ever wanted to see men who truly don't care for human lives. Watch |
| Thursday, 09 June 2016 |
| Farto Rubio | (12:02:32): | blackfriendmeetup.com |
| Farto Rubio | (12:02:39): | somebody buy it |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:18:39): | Honeslty |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:18:43): | we should |
| Farto Rubio | (12:48:00): | if you really had no ethics you cuold keep this company on the DL, and let companies hire black people for company pictures to show their diversity |
| Farto Rubio | (12:48:12): | like retail tokenism |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:21:19): | Im in |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:23:32): | https://sli.mg/a/IbIfSt |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:23:40): | Yo Milo Cold Blooded |
| Farto Rubio | (13:24:53): | I hate both people in the exchange lol |
| Farto Rubio | (13:24:57): | Onsion is the worlds oldest emo fag |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:25:22): | i dont know who he is |
| Farto Rubio | (13:25:43): | he gets posted on cringe pics a lot |
| Farto Rubio | (13:25:46): | well used to |
| Farto Rubio | (13:25:52): | that should tell you all you need to know |
| Farto Rubio | (13:57:32): | my boss is on the phone with his direector/writer\n"we got money and greed, we got sex, all we need is drugs and rock and roll"\n"cocaine is sitting right there out in the open"\n"now you got the women and you got the drugs"\n"i like roulettte because that signifies game of chance and risk"\n"you need money to get women, once you get women you want drinking and drugs, and once you get that you want ..." |
| Farto Rubio | (13:57:47): | "because I want to get across the message of drinking AND drugs |
| Flatulancelot | (13:58:44): | You have a copy of that scene that was shot? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:59:44): | nope not yet at least |
| Farto Rubio | (13:59:58): | "i want to be able to show people we're the total package" |
| Flatulancelot | (14:01:10): | If that's the case, where the cock and balls ? |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:06:45): | https://gfycat.com/SilentWickedInexpectatumpleco |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:06:48): | enjoy |
| Farto Rubio | (14:11:59): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (14:27:48): | you lets not do politics today. you guys hear any good dick jokes recently? |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:33:27): | This is my theroy, Boobs are awesome no matter who you are |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:33:36): | gay straight man woman |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:33:41): | everyone loves boobs |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:33:52): | Everyone thinks Dicks are funny |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:34:13): | you cant say bag of dicks with out a little chuckle |
| Farto Rubio | (14:34:17): | I agree and I think the opposite is true - no one likes moobs. women don't, men don't, nobody do |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:34:24): | Vaginas, are gross |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:34:31): | everyone thinks so |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:35:34): | look at a picuture of a vagina when you arent aroused, its like a day old arbys sandwhich |
| Farto Rubio | (14:36:04): | pulling apart a grilled cheese |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:36:36): | that Limburger factory you got between your thighs |
| Farto Rubio | (14:37:00): | i wanna try your pie and thighs |
| Farto Rubio | (14:37:15): | i wanna take a ride on your slip and slide |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:37:34): | odds puffy nips had a bush? |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:37:43): | im thinking 9/10 |
| Farto Rubio | (14:42:34): | you're saying the odds a girl with puffy nips has a bush? or is there someone named puffy nips |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:55:02): | the former |
| Farto Rubio | (14:56:58): | ah i was hoping there was a girl named puffy nips |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:57:11): | But Puffy Nips and Versace Poseidean about to drop a bomb ass fire EP |
| Farto Rubio | (15:49:40): | completely unrelated but if you want to see a bunch of gifs of NBA players blocking children's shots, check this out |
| Farto Rubio | (15:49:41): | https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3fs4d2/an_extensive_gif_library_of_nba_players/ |
| Flatulancelot | (16:08:38): | Obviously I'm late to the discussion, but by puffy nips, I believe Marc was referring to the hostess at pies and thighs |
| Farto Rubio | (16:23:26): | Oh right were we made that guys first date even better |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:24:19): | i hope they get married |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:25:06): | and they tell people abiut there first date |
| Farto Rubio | (16:25:06): | And we will be mentioned |
| Farto Rubio | (16:25:20): | "I remember on our first date when we ate next to those mentally challenged adults" |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:04:44): | They were all almost definitely retarded |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:05:00): | How does one get puffy nips |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:05:13): | Can they deflate their nips |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:31:43): | one of my exes had an inverted nip |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:26:08): | Pics |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:37:05): | All ask |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:42:18): | She said no |
| Flatulancelot | (20:16:49): | https://youtu.be/X03iP0Uhmck |
| Flatulancelot | (20:16:56): | Pure gold |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:48:58): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (23:01:38): | https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/741007091947556864 |
| Farto Rubio | (23:01:42): | trump vs hillary is starting |
| Flatulancelot | (23:02:49): | Whoever the fuck is running her account is completely inept. They told Trump to delete his account |
| Farto Rubio | (23:03:28): | Yea seemed super high school-ish |
| Flatulancelot | (23:03:30): | How could they not see that as the biggest setup for a left hook. For fucks sake Shills. |
| Farto Rubio | (23:03:35): | Like what a 14 year old on reddit would say |
| Friday, 10 June 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (05:01:26): | Glad to see Lori and Sam getting side jobs in political campaigns |
| Comrade Sanders | (06:40:11): | Can we go back to making fun of neckbeards. I think that was our prime |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:06:30): | the only good neckbeard is a dead neckbeard ya dig \ufffd |
| Farto Rubio | (07:21:03): | Oh deadbeard huh? |
| Farto Rubio | (07:21:23): | And what you talking about Marcus, about lori and sam |
| Farto Rubio | (07:21:50): | Oh you meant hillary twitter |
| Farto Rubio | (08:44:22): | Despite how much I dislike both candidates, I cannot wait until the debates start. |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:03:03): | it will be "Fuck you you are a woman" and Fuck you, im a awoman |
| Farto Rubio | (09:03:41): | "You want to build a wall!" |
| Farto Rubio | (09:03:43): | "So?" |
| Farto Rubio | (09:03:46): | massive applause |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:05:33): | Cucks! You're all cucks! |
| Farto Rubio | (09:05:44): | Last night I was browsing the_donald and someone posted this video of some guy explaining trumps and his views and how he handles the media. He cited a bunch of paragraphs from Trump's "Art of the Deal". \xa0It was interesting and explained basically Trumps whole media strategy to a T |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:06:38): | worked though |
| Farto Rubio | (09:07:06): | Oh no it's given me some more respect for Trump tbh |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:07:25): | ohhh |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:07:45): | love him or hate him, he played the game |
| Farto Rubio | (09:08:30): | if he had planned all the controversies surrounding him for the sake of media attention and what not, it's pretty genius. he also got more free media attention than any other candidate and I think he planned it like that. \xa0I think that's also why he so easily beat his other repbulican candidates. \xa0the news was always talking about what new thing trump said or did that everyone else just sort of fell by the wayside |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:10:29): | Can you guys please stop praising trump, it is scary |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:10:34): | he new saying things liberals hate would rally the conservatives. He knew what he was doing, and everytime people called him rascist and sexist he just kept going since he didnt care |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:10:38): | or seemed like it |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:10:56): | ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:11:25): | His strategy is to target uneducated people who like that he says funny rude things and makes silly nicknames and proposes wildly absurd xenophobic concepts |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:11:41): | Even if he is the god emperor |
| Farto Rubio | (09:11:45): | I think this youtuber isn't someone I would agree a lot with on, he's a red piller. but watch the first 5 minutes -\xa0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8c2Cq-vpg \xa0where he cites art of the deal. \xa0it's all a ruse. trump is just a good salesman |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:11:59): | Pete we have to remember |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:12:10): | Over half of America is retarded |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:12:23): | and they other half are liberal cucks |
| Farto Rubio | (09:12:23): | I'm not saying I like trumps policies but he did play the media like a fiddle |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:12:45): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:12:51): | Either you are to dumb to know or too smart to care |
| Farto Rubio | (09:13:40): | There was a 4chan post that a guy said he was part of Hillary's twitter team but is secretly a trump supporter, so when he can he's been posting things that sound good but could back fire. like the delete your account |
| Farto Rubio | (09:13:57): | also when hillary said "He isn't even president (yet)" |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:13:57): | I doubt it |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:14:09): | but a man can dream |
| Farto Rubio | (09:14:26): | there was a deleted tweet where hillary referenced trump saying "he isn't even president (yet)". thats enough confirmation for me lol |
| Farto Rubio | (09:14:28): | i want to believe |
| Farto Rubio | (09:14:56): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:15:18): | Its between a dousche and a turd |
| Farto Rubio | (09:15:27): | yurp |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:15:35): | Matt Stone and Tray Parker for prez |
| Farto Rubio | (09:17:09): | man political discussion on twitter is almost as bad as youtube |
| Farto Rubio | (09:18:50): | lol trump actually replies to rando's about his tiny hands |
| Farto Rubio | (09:19:14): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (09:19:31): | nevermind misread that Denald |
| Farto Rubio | (09:20:29): | still entertaining though |
| Farto Rubio | (09:20:33): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (12:02:34): | I like that we have two presidential candidates who shitpost at each other over twitter. What a time to be alive. |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:03:13): | we truely are in the future |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:04:25): | imagine Andrew Jackson and John Quincy Adams shit talking |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:04:43): | actually |
| Flatulancelot | (12:04:55): | Duels should still be a thing. |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:04:55): | trump and andrew jackson are simliar |
| Flatulancelot | (12:05:29): | I don't wanna start a debate, but Marc, I'm interested to know your thoughts on libertarians |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:07:55): | they want limited government which in my mind is a good thing |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:08:06): | dont know much else tbh |
| Flatulancelot | (12:08:36): | I think you're much more a libertarian than you know |
| Flatulancelot | (12:09:17): | Socially liberal. Free market economics. Little regulation. No government involvement in healthcare |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:11:11): | http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ron-swanson.jpg |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:12:56): | I can stand by those |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:13:05): | depending on some of the social issues |
| Flatulancelot | (12:13:18): | Like what |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:13:18): | im liberally but not tumblr liberal |
| Flatulancelot | (12:13:34): | Gay marriage. They say do what you want |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:13:43): | I agree |
| Flatulancelot | (12:13:54): | Churches can deny gay couples weddings. Even I agree with that |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:14:03): | I do too |
| Farto Rubio | (12:14:08): | Yea same |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:14:09): | Marraige of a church yes |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:14:16): | state marraige no |
| Flatulancelot | (12:14:19): | Private businesses shouldn't be able to discriminate though |
| Farto Rubio | (12:14:27): | If church and state are separate than the state shouldn't regulate the church in the same way the church shouldn't influence the state |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:15:07): | I think they shouldnt but there cant be quotas |
| Flatulancelot | (12:15:08): | Legalize it |
| Flatulancelot | (12:15:10): | Gary Johnson all about that herb |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:15:40): | like if you have an all white staff, you should have like resumes of them on file and how they are the best people for the job |
| Farto Rubio | (12:15:53): | I like how there's another smaller eric andre in the corner |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:15:54): | best people should get he job |
| Flatulancelot | (12:16:11): | That's their stance too |
| Flatulancelot | (12:16:49): | No help to minorities just cause they're minorities |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:17:32): | you black and you the best |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:17:35): | you get the job |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:17:38): | you white |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:17:42): | you get the job |
| Flatulancelot | (12:17:50): | Marc's a libertarian |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:18:23): | Im just conservative, i dont follow the party system to much |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:18:39): | i just tend to agree more with the GOP |
| Flatulancelot | (12:19:12): | I'm saying you relate more with their party than say Republicans at large |
| Farto Rubio | (12:19:16): | yea but your liberal social views skew you a little libertarian. it's not like its a bad thing most libertarians side with the GOP more than the dems anyways, its just subsection of conservatism that focuses more on personal and business freedom |
| Farto Rubio | (12:19:26): | they're related parties |
| Farto Rubio | (12:19:42): | GOP and libertarians, in theory, agree on a lot economically |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:20:09): | What party does Andy Dwer vote for |
| Farto Rubio | (12:20:25): | he just smokes weed all day |
| Farto Rubio | (12:20:26): | so sanders |
| Farto Rubio | (12:20:33): | oh, self burn |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:21:08): | Politics is a constuct man, you dont know man |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:21:24): | theres places in teh worlsd with no politics |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:21:32): | they just play drums |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:21:36): | and other things |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:21:39): | yea i lost it |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:24:58): | Gorde Howe Died |
| Farto Rubio | (12:32:33): | the hockey player? |
| Flatulancelot | (12:32:53): | Never heard of em |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:36:01): | Howe did he die? |
| Flatulancelot | (12:47:53): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:51:46): | one of the greatest hockey players ever |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:52:07): | i googled him and he's wearing a flyers jersey, eww |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:52:27): | like you give a shit |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:52:35): | about his team |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:52:43): | i hate philly sports fans |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:52:52): | i do too |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:03:43): | One of my coworkers just got mad that this sentence was said by another coworker "Im going down to wait for the pizza so when he gets here we can come right up" |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:03:58): | she was made he didnt say he or she |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:04:23): | she got made of the presumed identity of the pizza delivery guyh |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:06:24): | you gotta ask the delivery PERSON what his PPGPs are |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:06:29): | preferred pizza gender pronouns |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:06:47): | she also gets mad when I use purell on my hands because she is "sensitive to odors" and has told me i need more work, but she comes in an hour later then me and leaves before me and takes and hour lunch |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:09:47): | her life sounds tough |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:10:39): | i bet if you went a few hundred years back in her family tree you'd find a some tough pioneers or something skinning bears to survive, and now in the present day their bloodline has led to a woman that has trouble smelling hand sanitizer |
| Farto Rubio | (13:13:42): | check mate evolutionist |
| Farto Rubio | (13:19:28): | Gawker just filed chapter 11 bankrupcy |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:21:04): | Hulk took them down |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:21:38): | now where will i get my news? |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:21:50): | and they also fucked themselves with the Hippocrates |
| Farto Rubio | (13:21:51): | buzzfeed duh |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:22:08): | pink news |
| Farto Rubio | (13:22:55): | /r/politics |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:23:18): | r/tumlbrinaction |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:39:38): | I just ate 3 pieces of pizza |
| Flatulancelot | (13:39:47): | Have fun |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:40:05): | i have been slowing intorducing cheese back in |
| Flatulancelot | (13:40:06): | Getting paid to poo is great |
| Flatulancelot | (13:40:17): | Ooo. Someone is jealous |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:40:22): | then i said fuck it this is america |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:40:27): | and went hame |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:59:34): | i got a good idea |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:59:45): | fart balloons |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:59:54): | you put them on before your boxers |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:00:07): | they're little plastic bags that are tight on your legs |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:00:13): | you fill them up with farts during hte day |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:00:29): | so that way it won't smell because the air doesnt escape until you get home and take off your fart pants |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:00:36): | but you'll love your own smell at that point |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:00:53): | and for added comfort you can buy matching boxers that contain sound insulation |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:00:59): | so you can fart to your heart's content |
| Farto Rubio | (14:01:07): | I was going to say, what it if pops |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:01:17): | oh you're fucked |
| Farto Rubio | (14:05:05): | god damn am i bored at work |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:05:43): | we just got free lumch and i aint doing shot |
| Farto Rubio | (14:07:37): | i've been doing data entry all day and im sick of it |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:07:57): | you data cuck |
| Farto Rubio | (14:08:14): | cucked by my own keyboard |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:10:54): | i dont want to do work either |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:11:46): | im emailing geico back and forth. they keep asking me to give them their address |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:12:32): | they gunna rob your ass |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:12:52): | be like hey, we talk your car |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:12:54): | and bam |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:12:56): | they do |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:18:41): | no |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:18:46): | they are genuinely emailing me right now |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:18:49): | asking me where they work |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:18:54): | like the address to their own building |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:18:58): | i have tried to explain this numerous times |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:19:03): | they just dont get it |
| Farto Rubio | (14:25:12): | man i can't wait for those steaks tomorrow |
| Farto Rubio | (14:25:25): | ima need to take out a loan to afford everything I want |
| Flatulancelot | (14:35:47): | Cops shot a man at Dallas airport. Man was armed with... |
| Flatulancelot | (14:35:50): | A rock |
| Farto Rubio | (14:36:45): | to protect and serve boulder-kind |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:45:14): | I mean i can make a bomb using only a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:45:26): | i could kill a man with a rock |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:45:31): | and my sock |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:45:35): | with a hawk |
| Farto Rubio | (15:03:56): | http://imgur.com/3XzOFWD |
| Flatulancelot | (15:05:09): | Typical Steve snack |
| Farto Rubio | (15:06:17): | Last time me and lori saw him make chips and cheese on top in the microwave as a nacho thing, he burnt the shit out of the cheese, like rock hard, because he cooked it for like 2 minutes. So me and lori are laughing about it, and he goes "this is how I like them" and proceeds to eat all of them. |
| Farto Rubio | (15:16:04): | he has no concept of time either or anything when it comes to cooking. he sprayed like half the pan with pam, put a egg in, covered it and put it on hight |
| Farto Rubio | (15:16:08): | high* |
| Farto Rubio | (15:16:12): | then went and sat down on his laptop |
| Farto Rubio | (15:16:38): | i didn't say anything. i didn't see the aftermath but im sure it was a shit egg |
| Farto Rubio | (16:29:32): | trump is now tweeting old Obama 08 ads that bashed hillary lol. i really feel like he's gotta be a 4channer at heart |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:29:58): | He is DANKE MEME 420 |
| Saturday, 11 June 2016 |
| Flatulancelot | (14:13:24): | What y'all doing once you get back? |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:50:40): | I'm not gonna be around tonight |
| Farto Rubio | (19:01:57): | Trying a recipe out |
| Farto Rubio | (19:01:57): | Parmigiano basil topped with butter Garlic |
| Flatulancelot | (19:04:23): | Look at this FAGiano |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:05:49): | Just ate the steak and it was incredible |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:05:53): | Brian that looks so good |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:20:43): | Ate some of the weniers. Amazing |
| Flatulancelot | (19:24:17): | I should've gotten a fattier cut |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:25:04): | What cut did you get |
| Flatulancelot | (19:26:57): | Ribeye |
| Farto Rubio | (19:26:58): | I got him a ribeye don't know why he's bitching. I slightly overcooked them but they were still great. |
| Flatulancelot | (19:27:37): | I'm not complaining. It was still awesome. I just want more now |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:28:07): | Yea it doesn't get fattier than ribeye |
| Farto Rubio | (19:43:43): | Ah you mean more, I agree |
| Sunday, 12 June 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:29:47): | I am re watching Johnny Tsunami and the dad is supposed to be a villain and not understand Johnny. The Dad is the only sane one who wants his son to get a great education and not be a beach bum |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:29:56): | I think official became an adult |
| Flatulancelot | (13:30:28): | What the fuck is Johnny tsunami |
| Farto Rubio | (13:30:34): | It's like watching fairly odd parents and Timmy isn't wishing for a job that matches his 401k, smh |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:31:12): | Did you not have cable Josh? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:32:20): | I actually don't recall watching johnny tsunami I just remember the name |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:32:42): | Heathens |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:32:53): | That's like saying you didn't love Brink! |
| Farto Rubio | (13:33:49): | Ok now you lost me definitely don't know brink |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:34:02): | WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE |
| Flatulancelot | (13:35:12): | The fuck is brink |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:35:26): | I I can't even look at you people |
| Farto Rubio | (13:36:19): | What's a Goku? |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:36:32): | I think it's Cabbage |
| Flatulancelot | (13:37:05): | What Would You Do w/ mark summers was my jam |
| Farto Rubio | (13:37:36): | Don't recall that either josh |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:37:55): | I was more a Summer Sanders and figure it out |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:45:57): | Summer sanders is still very fuckable |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:54:43): | im gonna be honst i dont know what johnny tsunami is either |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:55:10): | I don't even know you people anymore |
| Flatulancelot | (13:55:36): | I didn't have cartoon network until I was like 12 |
| Flatulancelot | (13:56:08): | I was Nickelodeon born and raised |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:56:56): | I didn't have cartoon network either until it was too late and i was too old to be interested in cartoons |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:57:00): | it was just boobs from there on out |
| Flatulancelot | (14:00:37): | Boobs and space ghost |
| Flatulancelot | (14:00:45): | And brak |
| Flatulancelot | (14:01:02): | And home movies and sea lab |
| Farto Rubio | (14:01:24): | Born too late for johnny tsunami, too early for virtual reality sponge bob, just in time for the age of Internet porn |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:01:53): | Brian you are older then I am |
| Farto Rubio | (14:02:43): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:15:02): | When VR porn makes it super big. Like what's the point of women after that. |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:15:32): | The deliver man brings me chicken te dies |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:15:48): | I get MTN Dew from fresh direct. |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:37:08): | Nothing like a cold mountain dew after a night of jerking it raw |
| Farto Rubio | (17:32:00): | "I didn't become friends with brian, he became my nigga" -evan |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:32:49): | Friendship pales in comparison to white niggaship |
| Farto Rubio | (17:56:49): | Evan said I could bring my boys, he'll bring his boys, and we can all just be boys |
| Flatulancelot | (18:08:37): | You don't cross streams |
| Farto Rubio | (18:16:26): | We could all be boys though |
| Flatulancelot | (18:18:02): | Don't mix worlds. It'll be a chaotic mess of Venn diagrams |
| Flatulancelot | (18:30:44): | I may have just uttered the most horrific r/ImGoingtoHellforThis joke I've ever thought of |
| Flatulancelot | (18:33:42): | You know what type blood is needed in Orlando? |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:34:15): | All of it |
| Flatulancelot | (18:34:27): | HIV+ |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:34:35): | The shooter lived in Edison apparently |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:34:40): | Also that wasn't even funny |
| Flatulancelot | (18:35:02): | He lived in Edison? |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:35:10): | Not like don't make fun of a current event not funny |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:35:14): | Just not funny |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:35:17): | And yea |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:35:23): | Apparently |
| Flatulancelot | (18:35:38): | Recently |
| Flatulancelot | (18:35:39): | ? |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:35:53): | Not that im aware |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:36:03): | But at some point |
| Flatulancelot | (18:36:10): | You gotta link? |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:36:19): | I'll ask my source |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:38:04): | He lived here with his ex wife |
| Flatulancelot | (18:39:04): | More information is needed comrade |
| Flatulancelot | (18:39:17): | Hearsay will not suffice |
| Flatulancelot | (18:48:22): | http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/06/12/omar-mateen-ex-wife/ |
| Flatulancelot | (18:48:28): | He never lived here |
| Flatulancelot | (18:50:01): | Although, 8 years ago, he met the chick online. She moved to Florida. After 4 months, her parents got her out of the physically abusive relationship and returned her back home to Edison |
| Flatulancelot | (18:50:14): | So she may be from here |
| Flatulancelot | (18:50:31): | Her parents, at the least, still live here |
| Flatulancelot | (18:55:44): | http://www.nj.com/middlesex/index.ssf/2016/06/orlando_shooter_was_married_to_nj_woman_who_says_h.html |
| Flatulancelot | (18:56:50): | She lives in Colorado now. Her parents' house is being monitored |
| Flatulancelot | (18:56:58): | By police and FBI |
| Flatulancelot | (18:57:09): | Right near the ramen place I go to |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:36:20): | Has anyone seen little kiribohs wife? |
| Monday, 13 June 2016 |
| Farto Rubio | (11:17:07): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (12:47:03): | never give up - https://i.reddituploads.com/d0755688bfe44893a229a1d15b318f77?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=302243b324d793452666983be0b1405d |
| Farto Rubio | (13:01:46): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:42:21): | where do you land on the costanza chart |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:42:38): | id say i am politically leaning towards being relieved when susan died |
| Flatulancelot | (14:45:01): | We should be able to buy poison if we so choose. It's our right to do with our bodies what we desire and fuck if the government is gonna interfere |
| Farto Rubio | (14:46:34): | http://imgur.com/98qI5xU |
| Farto Rubio | (14:46:57): | found the constanza chart on /r/fullcommunism, full of zesty may-mays |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:47:34): | listen |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:47:39): | the free market will save us |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:47:57): | a 5 year old will not buy heroin because Big Pokemon will capture them instead |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:48:12): | they won't want to be doing IV opiates until at least 10 years, thanks capitalism |
| Farto Rubio | (15:00:54): | The invisible hand is lubing up two fingers and telling us to bend over |
| Flatulancelot | (15:02:42): | Do libertarians think that we should be able to sell Ebola and smallpox in the free market? |
| Flatulancelot | (15:02:54): | Or bazookas? |
| Flatulancelot | (15:02:58): | And nukes |
| Farto Rubio | (15:03:46): | its not our job to fucking educate you |
| Farto Rubio | (15:03:48): | it's the free markets |
| Flatulancelot | (15:03:52): | Would this be legal? |
| Farto Rubio | (15:04:24): | you can already essentially do that by trading commodities |
| Farto Rubio | (15:04:48): | and doing options on commodities |
| Flatulancelot | (15:05:19): | Once Gary Johnson is president, I'm gonna become a free market biological arms trader |
| Farto Rubio | (15:05:44): | don't know if i sent this already |
| Farto Rubio | (15:05:45): | http://i.imgur.com/fXXcSD2.jpg |
| Flatulancelot | (15:06:26): | Is slave trading acceptable? |
| Flatulancelot | (15:08:00): | Ooo ooo ooo. Let's become free market gene splicers. Geneticly engineering the best slaves the world has ever known |
| Farto Rubio | (15:08:36): | https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-libertarian-solution-to-slavery-in-the-United-States-of-1860 |
| Farto Rubio | (15:09:04): | short answer it seems to be is no. though once the south seceded, the north engaged in a form of slavery by going to war and enforcing their non slavery beliefs on them. |
| Farto Rubio | (15:09:20): | but in general libertarians follow the Non Aggression Principle |
| Farto Rubio | (15:09:50): | NAP for short, is an ethical principle that forbids actions that are inconsistent with libertarianism's conception of property rights and other rights. |
| Flatulancelot | (15:11:01): | But Brian. Think of the free market. We must not inhibit our success |
| Farto Rubio | (15:11:26): | you can't do things that actively harm others |
| Farto Rubio | (15:11:31): | but there's debate as to what that is |
| Farto Rubio | (15:11:42): | or if negligence to help counts as aggression |
| Flatulancelot | (15:12:54): | If you don't like the conditions of your current plantation, just find a new master. Quit your whining. |
| Farto Rubio | (15:13:19): | don't make straw men josh lol |
| Farto Rubio | (15:13:26): | libertarians did mostly seem to be against slavery |
| Farto Rubio | (15:13:39): | from that one quora article i read on the subject |
| Flatulancelot | (15:14:13): | Obviously I'm just doing what I do best. Being a dick. |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:30:21): | Can you guys just movie to Venezuela already |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:30:28): | Move* |
| Farto Rubio | (15:30:43): | That's state capitalism |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:31:51): | we need MORE |
| Flatulancelot | (15:33:36): | We need mas more. And more mas, while we're at it |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:34:39): | "The government is corrupt and cannot be trusted"\n"we need the government to control the economy" |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:34:56): | you just need to get jerked off by the invisible hand |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:35:08): | and let that Conservacum flow |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:47:57): | There's a fat chick with taco earnings. Like cmon. Respect yourself s little |
| Flatulancelot | (20:02:47): | Marc. C'mon. Don't you know that if you're wearing a taco earring in your right, it means you chow beave. Both ears just means she is all about beave chowin' orgies. |
| Flatulancelot | (20:02:49): | Get with the times |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:04:14): | That's why I have two taco nip ringd |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:04:50): | You are the weirdest people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing |
| Flatulancelot | (20:05:33): | Ooo. I too am also all about being the caboose of a beaver centipede |
| Flatulancelot | (20:05:49): | We should share contact info, Pete |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:09:44): | Hit me up on LinkedIn |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:11:34): | I'm on the train and I'm a three seater by myself and a black lady came up looked at me with some disgust in her eyes and sat in a three seater with 2 black people in it. If being racial discriminate against means I get my own seat in the train I'm down |
| Flatulancelot | (20:12:25): | Are you wearing a ridiculous tank? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:12:34): | Or Trump paraphernalia? |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:12:35): | No a hoodie |
| Flatulancelot | (20:12:52): | OK trayvon |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:13:08): | Hands up don't shoot |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:13:08): | I am statically more likely to kill her then she is me |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:13:58): | You know what they say, it's never too late to start writing your Elliott Rodger manifesto |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:20:42): | I need to stop browsing tactics. It makes me want to buy so many things |
| Flatulancelot | (20:24:00): | Tactics? |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:24:14): | I want you all to guess what it is |
| Flatulancelot | (20:28:59): | Daily blog from Jared Rubin's Dildo Emporium??? |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:29:10): | No |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:29:31): | I was going to guess Jareds dildo blog too |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:29:34): | But anyone want to open a colt 45 and Newport emporium in Camden |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:29:49): | We would make bank |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:29:49): | You wouldn't believe some of those dildo sales he has going on |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:30:05): | And lightly used |
| Flatulancelot | (20:30:38): | They have a warby Parker type program. Find the dildo right for you. Send back the ones that aren't a good fit |
| Flatulancelot | (20:30:43): | Free shipping |
| Flatulancelot | (20:31:58): | Even have an online virtual try on. Just put your butthole in front up the laptop's camera |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:32:39): | Or you stick your asshole up against the mail slot and the UPS guy sticks the dildo through there |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:33:04): | "oh it says to put the box right through the mail slot" |
| Flatulancelot | (20:33:16): | *male |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:33:37): | You know when you do the math this job ain't even worth it |
| Flatulancelot | (20:34:15): | Corporate ain't even reimbursing for the latex gloves |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:34:54): | I says to the boss, I can't keep shoving these dildos through the mail slot, I gotta pay my bills you know? |
| Farto Rubio | (20:35:11): | 500,000 dollar salary but you gotta be the mailman who sticks dildos up men's assessment through the mail slot. Yay or nay? |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:35:34): | I'd do it for free |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:36:06): | I'd start a paper route |
| Farto Rubio | (20:36:08): | Also when you're asked what you do you have to be very specific. You can't lie to people about your job. |
| Flatulancelot | (20:36:35): | Sure. It'd be a great shoulder workout |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:36:38): | I'm still down |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:37:21): | I might tell people now thats my job |
| Flatulancelot | (20:37:28): | Marc. Offer this as a free service. You work for "tips" |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:38:00): | "you give us a tip. We give you the whole thing" |
| Flatulancelot | (20:38:31): | "How many inches today, Kevin?" |
| Flatulancelot | (20:39:04): | "we going girthy today, Bob?" |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:39:38): | I like to imagine a guy with a thick Brooklyn accent saying "special delivery!" As he rams a dildo into the mail slot |
| Flatulancelot | (20:41:09): | "Mommy! Mommy! Dildo Marky is here!" |
| Flatulancelot | (20:41:35): | "Quick Timmy. Run. Tell Papa" |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:41:39): | I'd hit the kid for misspelling my name |
| Flatulancelot | (20:42:07): | Yeah but Marcie looks gay |
| Flatulancelot | (20:43:01): | What's tactics |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:43:31): | Skateboard shop |
| Flatulancelot | (20:44:21): | That's gayer than door to door dildo mailmen |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:44:51): | That's why I love it |
| Comrade Sanders | (22:22:22): | You think they could make be Jerk now a days? |
| Cryin' Ted | (22:26:38): | What skateboard stuff did you buy |
| Tuesday, 14 June 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (06:10:13): | Nothing yet |
| Cryin' Ted | (06:44:30): | The new South park video game is called South Park: The Fractured But Whole |
| Flatulancelot | (06:45:52): | Said it before, but you should watch Michael Ian Black's adult swim show, You're Whole |
| Flatulancelot | (06:46:45): | They say what the theme of the new game is? |
| Flatulancelot | (06:47:07): | Obviously political but I mean like fps or RPG |
| Cryin' Ted | (06:47:10): | Yea they released a trailer. It's them having their version of Marvel Civil War lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (06:47:27): | It's probably an RPG I guess |
| Cryin' Ted | (06:47:51): | And I do want to see You're Whole |
| Flatulancelot | (06:48:56): | https://youtu.be/fiayfb1rrs0 |
| Flatulancelot | (06:51:35): | I should probably pick up a new gaming system |
| Flatulancelot | (06:54:13): | The new WWI battlefield looks pretty damn cool |
| Cryin' Ted | (06:56:31): | I can finally live my fantasy of crushing the united states with the power of the Ottoman Empire |
| Flatulancelot | (06:57:04): | Stupid Franz just had to die |
| Farto Rubio | (09:09:48): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:37:28): | why has nobody thought of the hot dog burger yet |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:37:36): | make them patty shaped and then put them in a round bun |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:37:51): | then i won't be afraid that everything thinks i'm gay when i eat them at the drag show |
| Farto Rubio | (09:40:54): | they should just make meat logs like I did |
| Farto Rubio | (09:41:17): | take a hot dog wrap it in some cheese, wrap it in some pork roll, wrap it in some hamburger meat, wrap that in some bacon |
| Farto Rubio | (09:41:27): | and baby you got meat log going |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:01:25): | i got a free message from Facebook today |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:01:37): | Im truely cucking the Zuck |
| Farto Rubio | (10:02:04): | what do you mean you got a free message? they messaged you? |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:03:20): | Hey this is Zuck! Here's a tip, protect that nip. |
| Farto Rubio | (10:04:13): | It's me, everyones favorite cuck, Marky Zuck, here to say I suck |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:05:54): | Massage |
| Farto Rubio | (10:08:19): | oh at your company? did zuck send over a big black man to massage you then sleep with your wife? \xa0"if we're all cucks, then none of us are" - mark cuckerberg |
| Farto Rubio | (10:08:49): | im really happy I have this group chat where I can get out all the cucks I need to for the day cause god knows I can't say this shit in public |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:08:55): | In this world you can either be a cuck or a bull |
| Farto Rubio | (10:18:50): | it's a bull eat cuck world out there |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:04:24): | cuck cuck cuck cuck |
| Farto Rubio | (12:11:57): | Hillary Clinton: Those Under FBI Scrutiny \u2018Shouldn\u2019t Be Able to Just Go Buy a Gun\u2019 |
| Farto Rubio | (12:12:07): | President though, that's cool beans |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:58:35): | I honestly dont understand people. i get people want to blame the cause on something against there views, Hill Dawg with the NRA and T-Bone with Muslims immigration, but people are going way to far out of there way to blame other people for the shooting. Dude was Nuts, cased closed |
| Farto Rubio | (15:00:44): | completely agree. think he had a lot of internal struggle. he was gay or so it appeared, went to the night club regularly, used grindr but also followed a religion that condemned it. \xa0think that internal conflict just made him act out in a horrible way. \xa0then he before he died he pledged to three different and conflicting terrorist organizations, I think as a way to cover up or renounce his homosexuality since that sort of thing is condemned by ISIS. |
| Farto Rubio | (15:00:57): | i think the shooter has a lot more in common with the likes of elliot rodgers than san bernadino |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:37:46): | I hate when people play the mentally ill card on mass shooters |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:37:57): | like if this guy had only just taken medications x & y than he would have been this well -adjusted and kindhearted man |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:38:26): | Some people are just real pieces of shit, I'm sure him being conditioned by his family and brought up in a strict hateful environment had a lot to do with this, but sometimes people just turn out to be complete human garbage |
| Farto Rubio | (15:45:37): | well I think he turned out like he did due to his conditioning. imagine he grew up in san fran as an atheist. \xa0he'd probably taking so much D he'd never have time to even get a G |
| Farto Rubio | (16:05:23): | im curious how we as a group fall on the nature v nuture divide |
| Flatulancelot | (16:09:23): | it's a mixture of both |
| Flatulancelot | (16:09:26): | case closed |
| Farto Rubio | (16:09:40): | there we have it |
| Flatulancelot | (16:10:14): | one may be more pronounced in any one individual, but neither can be neglected as a whole |
| Farto Rubio | (16:10:33): | can't ever neglect the whole |
| Farto Rubio | (16:10:36): | the whole needs attention |
| Farto Rubio | (16:10:38): | feed the whole |
| Flatulancelot | (16:10:55): | whose whole? |
| Farto Rubio | (16:11:19): | whomevers you want \ufffd |
| Flatulancelot | (16:16:22): | does not cumpute |
| Flatulancelot | (16:16:30): | try again... |
| Flatulancelot | (16:16:34): | whose whole? |
| Farto Rubio | (16:16:37): | NUDE TAYNE |
| Flatulancelot | (16:38:40): | https://youtu.be/hOB5K-tJw08 |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:11:39): | can i delete chats that are cluttering my box |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:11:46): | like i only want this one and the work onew |
| Flatulancelot | (17:12:19): | You may have to leave the group |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:13:09): | what if its DMs |
| Flatulancelot | (17:13:57): | Talking about groupme right? |
| Flatulancelot | (17:14:43): | Actually, it looks like you can press and hold, then hit the invisible symbol |
| Flatulancelot | (17:14:48): | At least on Android |
| Flatulancelot | (17:15:01): | Not sure if that deletes the conversion though |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:19:34): | im on desk top |
| Wednesday, 15 June 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:28:14): | All of Meghan trainors songs are about how guys want her. |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:28:23): | And she is not attractive |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:28:44): | Its the bbc |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:30:38): | Well nobody is getting cucked with her. No body want to put a ring on that |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:31:15): | Maybe an onion ring |
| Farto Rubio | (07:31:23): | She's what you call a practice girl |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:31:36): | Can we as a society stop trying to give fat girls confidence. |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:32:17): | Some girls you put a ring on it. Some you are black out drunk at 2 AM in a long dry spell. Know your role |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:33:12): | This reminds me of that scene in the lion king when mufasa is telling his son that the gazelles play an important role in being eaten by the Lions |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:34:12): | He never mention wildebeest though |
| Farto Rubio | (07:34:14): | "Remember simba, get some experience in before you go after nala otherwise you won't know what you're doing and she'll leave you for another alpha" |
| Farto Rubio | (07:34:46): | "Also the hole is lower than you think" |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:35:09): | "but not too low" |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:35:14): | "But try to sneak it in the top one of you can" |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:35:50): | Megan trainor. Trainer. Training girl. |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:36:00): | Dun dun dunnnn |
| Farto Rubio | (07:36:45): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:37:22): | That's what happens when she sees my Call of Duty K/D |
| Farto Rubio | (07:38:40): | You can get the same reaction by telling girls you got a micro dick then showing them you have an average sized dick. |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:04:43): | What's everyone doing this weekend. My coworkers want to go to Hoboken and I'm trying plan a conflicting event so I don't have to go |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:05:37): | I'll be in South Jersey on Saturday but may be free on Friday, I'll let you know |
| Farto Rubio | (08:06:07): | Father's dat sunday think bbq Saturday at haleys. Friday no plans as of now |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:43:46): | I had the Kabsi and Sour Krawt last night. And my butthole is producing mustard gas |
| Flatulancelot | (09:03:32): | I haven't farted in days |
| Farto Rubio | (09:12:34): | a storm is brewing |
| Flatulancelot | (09:13:53): | And I've been eating cheese |
| Farto Rubio | (09:27:57): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (09:28:08): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:18:16): | i dont find sarah silverman funny |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:18:26): | but i dont know if i find her attractive |
| Flatulancelot | (10:18:50): | I'd bang |
| Farto Rubio | (10:35:48): | have you seen nudes of here? they're out there. they're not great. |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:36:52): | ill look them up |
| Flatulancelot | (10:37:45): | She was naked in some indie movie a few years ago |
| Farto Rubio | (10:38:06): | that might be where its from |
| Farto Rubio | (10:38:07): | her tittiesa |
| Farto Rubio | (10:38:13): | ain't nothing to write home about |
| Flatulancelot | (10:38:16): | Yeah |
| Farto Rubio | (10:38:26): | also she has a lot in common with the president before obama |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:42:32): | On her fiscal policies and her conservatism |
| Flatulancelot | (10:42:48): | Bush |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:42:57): | I got the joke |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:43:00): | i made my own |
| Flatulancelot | (10:43:36): | Sarcasm will not be tolerated in this thread |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:43:55): | Dallas Sallad |
| Flatulancelot | (10:44:36): | Sounds Arabic. Ban him |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:46:02): | Sea King Sea King |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:46:10): | Oil Paintings Oil Paintings |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:46:20): | Sea King |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:46:28): | Dallas Mower Expo |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:50:20): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:00:35): | apparently sarah silverman put on weight for that indie movie to not look good |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:00:54): | i saw her nekkid in masters of sex and she looked aight |
| Farto Rubio | (11:10:48): | Masters of sex? more like Masters of NEXT, amirite |
| Farto Rubio | (11:11:02): | hows that for a early 2000's mtv callback |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:14:27): | that was pretty obscure |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:14:31): | I like it |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:15:39): | That was like the Neckbeard Bang Bus, where you get to know the girl before demolishing her |
| Flatulancelot | (11:16:03): | MTV. More like MehTV |
| Farto Rubio | (11:21:42): | the best was when they would next the person right after they walked off the bus |
| Farto Rubio | (11:21:50): | "aww helll no, NEXT" |
| Flatulancelot | (11:22:28): | MTV used to be cool |
| Flatulancelot | (14:17:10): | https://youtu.be/ku8egC8GhSs |
| Farto Rubio | (14:21:47): | thought that was nathan fielder from the screenshot |
| Flatulancelot | (14:24:43): | close enough |
| Flatulancelot | (14:25:07): | pretty sure it's T&E produced, says AbsoLabs at the end |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:17:53): | I like seeing the internet go to war with each other over really stupid shit |
| Farto Rubio | (17:18:08): | What is it this time lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:18:27): | The Donald vs Stop Donald Trump Spam |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:18:33): | they are both retarded |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:18:41): | but they dont see it |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:19:29): | like they are bitching content is getting removed like its some hard hitting exposes on war crimes, its a picture od pepe the frog call your tits |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:21:12): | they are bitching about MODS being thought police now |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:21:26): | if you are a reddit mod, you need to rethink your life |
| Flatulancelot | (17:22:06): | marc, whats your opinion on a lottery based system for choosing legislators (local, state, & federal)? excluding felons and what not, your name is chosen just like you would be for jury duty |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:22:30): | Can I opt out if my name is choosen |
| Farto Rubio | (17:22:44): | Reddit mods are the saddest people around |
| Flatulancelot | (17:22:45): | yes |
| Flatulancelot | (17:23:50): | but compensation will be there |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:24:06): | I understand the thinking behind it, but you need people who would do well hence the voting. You might get a likeable retard in office with voting, but with a lottery you could get Steve and Gary |
| Flatulancelot | (17:24:56): | you have to pass a test to be eligible |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:25:11): | My fb feminist friends are bugging out |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:25:49): | Equality means equality |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:26:02): | Welcome to War Bitches |
| Flatulancelot | (17:26:04): | my only opposition is draft for frontline position |
| Flatulancelot | (17:26:26): | if the time comes when a draft is necessary, we gonna need wombs to repopulate |
| Farto Rubio | (17:26:33): | She actually does have a point about the rape. Something like 1/3 women in the military raped and have little recourse |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:26:45): | More women less rape though |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:26:55): | i feel like you eould have femal barraks |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:27:07): | and more closely supervisoed things with more women |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:27:17): | True, you can't possibly rape all of them |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:27:24): | you can try pete |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:27:27): | a man can try |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:27:33): | Eventually the rapisys will get tired |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:27:45): | They'll go I just want to cuddle this time |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:28:27): | The Donald is likening there not being upvotes to the 3/5th rule |
| Farto Rubio | (17:28:38): | I think jokes like this are what rape culture refer too lol. But damn if it ain't funny |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:28:57): | Ehh, we dont rape |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:29:13): | so its not in our culutre, we are a culutre of assholes |
| Flatulancelot | (17:29:41): | remember folks... rape-murder is FUNNIER than plain ol' rape |
| Farto Rubio | (17:30:04): | Think Huffington post had an article about that actually how rape is worse than murder |
| Flatulancelot | (17:30:16): | what about rape-murder |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:30:17): | fucking Huff Po |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:31:58): | Whats wrong with society is no one respect each other any more |
| Farto Rubio | (17:32:03): | Cause the victim has to live with the pain |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:34:15): | Everyone needs to keep everything bottle up and then expolded and punch a tree down with his bare fists |
| Flatulancelot | (20:07:22): | http://imgur.com/a/8yFge |
| Flatulancelot | (20:07:35): | Where dem bad dads at? |
| Flatulancelot | (20:08:14): | http://m.imgur.com/a/8yFge |
| Flatulancelot | (20:08:39): | http://m.imgur.com/a/8yFge |
| Flatulancelot | (20:08:49): | Fuck. Link ain't working |
| Thursday, 16 June 2016 |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:26:30): | that's not a bad dad |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:26:37): | i wanna meet that dad |
| Farto Rubio | (09:28:36): | I'm gonna become the bbq grill master dad who let's his teenager have a cold one with his burger |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:32:42): | im going to be the cool dad who buys cigarettes for his kids so they'll fit in |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:33:03): | and buys weed off their 15 year old friends |
| Farto Rubio | (09:33:27): | You call this a dime? Don't you bring that weak ass shit in my house again. |
| Farto Rubio | (09:33:34): | I'm calling your mother |
| Farto Rubio | (09:34:00): | Tell her I caught you dealing drugs unless you give me a fair fucking dime Jimmy |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:34:13): | dont fuck me on this jimmy |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:34:16): | don't you dare fuck me |
| Farto Rubio | (09:34:27): | I will jam you up till next week |
| Farto Rubio | (09:34:32): | I will jam and jam and jam |
| Farto Rubio | (09:34:37): | Until there's nothing left to jam |
| Friday, 17 June 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (06:40:06): | Josh there is an open position of a promo scheduler assistant at Comedy Central |
| Comrade Sanders | (06:40:13): | I think you'd like that |
| Farto Rubio | (07:48:43): | Like it? He loves it. He'll take it. |
| Farto Rubio | (07:48:54): | As his agent I just request 10% |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:50:48): | As Brian's agent I also request 10%. |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:57:28): | And I get a finders fee |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:08:06): | And Josh doesnt get paid for his first three months, as is tradition |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:20:36): | So drinks on Josh for his new job |
| Farto Rubio | (08:22:08): | Hey J fetch me a coffee will ya abe make it strong no be of thar weak shit |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:14:39): | Important News: Check it Out With Dr Steve Brule S4 Premieres tonight @ 12:15am |
| Flatulancelot | (09:17:57): | https://youtu.be/n0GqIC6pK0o |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:19:09): | Bringo |
| Flatulancelot | (09:19:45): | Stick your thingy in the dingy in the butterhole to get the prize |
| Flatulancelot | (09:21:36): | They also made a full show out of Tim's web series Decker |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:24:42): | yea thats on at 12 |
| Farto Rubio | (09:26:23): | Looks like I'm staying up past my bedtime tonight |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:26:53): | now you're starting to sound like A WOMAN |
| Farto Rubio | (09:27:34): | Woah, I do normally stay up past 9 pm, check yourself |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:28:24): | i just don't get why they do that |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:59:06): | I was just accepted by the woman i work with by making a grease joke |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:59:32): | "did you see how greasy that eye-talian was?" |
| Farto Rubio | (10:01:07): | "I got chills, they're multiplying like our monthly cash inflow" |
| Flatulancelot | (10:01:24): | "Hey baby, wanna see me do my best impression of John travolta as a straight man?" |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:53:02): | http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/are-you-sexist-take-this-quiz/ |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:53:13): | line em up boys |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:57:02): | I got Hostile 2.5 and benevelont .17 |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:57:10): | Call me Sexy |
| Flatulancelot | (10:57:32): | I got a zero |
| Flatulancelot | (10:57:47): | I just answered strongly disagree to every question |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:58:23): | i think feminist have unreasonable demands |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:58:31): | well third wave tumblr |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:58:37): | which i guess is a small sect |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:59:24): | it's settled, i'm a cuck |
| Farto Rubio | (11:00:17): | yea that's a small sect. i got 1.5 hostile, less sexually hostile than the average woman. those sluts could learn a thing or two from me |
| Farto Rubio | (11:00:32): | 1.17 benevolent sexist |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:00:35): | it's a super loaded quiz lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:00:38): | there is no neutral answer |
| Farto Rubio | (11:00:41): | oh for sure |
| Flatulancelot | (11:00:45): | Marc. You're in too deep. The fuck is third wave Tumblr? |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:00:54): | yea marc get out while you can |
| Farto Rubio | (11:01:00): | that other pbs one "how far are you away from blue collar culture" turned out to be a quiz taht used to be titled "are you a liberal elite" lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:01:03): | while you still have self awareness |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:01:37): | oh yea that blue collar test was asking if you like nascar and transformers movies lol |
| Farto Rubio | (11:01:48): | and if you eat at applebees |
| Farto Rubio | (11:01:50): | no motherfucker |
| Flatulancelot | (11:01:50): | When did PBS turn into the C-SPAN version of buzzfeed |
| Farto Rubio | (11:01:52): | i got taste buds |
| Farto Rubio | (11:02:56): | http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/quiz |
| Farto Rubio | (11:03:55): | nevermind this is a shit quiz that doesn't even make sense |
| Farto Rubio | (11:04:13): | salary 0-30k (poor) or 45-60k (middle class) where the fuck is the 30-45k option lol |
| Farto Rubio | (11:06:07): | also lel at benevolent sexism |
| Farto Rubio | (11:06:19): | imagine a world where women were overly represented in jobs |
| Farto Rubio | (11:06:26): | "Guys stop giving us all the jobs and benefits, that's sexist!" |
| Flatulancelot | (11:07:16): | It's sexist to exclude women in the NFL |
| Farto Rubio | (11:07:51): | where's the men cheerleaders \ufffd |
| Flatulancelot | (11:08:00): | "ooo. Terry let's see that replay again. Looks like her left tittie got flattened. Again." |
| Farto Rubio | (11:08:12): | "she ain't gonna need a mammogram after that hit!" |
| Flatulancelot | (11:08:13): | Really gonna throw off her balance Jim |
| Flatulancelot | (11:09:07): | Theres a reason why her routes all lead to the right side of the end zone |
| Flatulancelot | (11:09:27): | It's like have a flat tire. It's just physics Terry |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:11:25): | Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 175 |
| Flatulancelot | (11:11:36): | Forget planned parenthood Colin, and call bill O'Reilly, the NFL is this year's number one abortion provider. |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:12:11): | now i'd pay to watch that |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:12:19): | the first all pregnant women football league |
| Flatulancelot | (11:12:49): | Everyone is required to get pregnant when the season starts |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:13:01): | the game and the life of their unborn child is on the line in this championship series |
| Flatulancelot | (11:13:12): | Superbowl is gonna be a shit show |
| Flatulancelot | (11:13:26): | Waters breaking left and right down the field |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:13:55): | SHE Went to spike the ball terry but she spiked the baby instead |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:14:00): | thats a 15 yard penalty |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:14:06): | offensive line is yelling PUUUUUSHHH |
| Flatulancelot | (11:14:20): | Left tackles getting tripped up over excess umbilical cord |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:15:35): | see this is why i cant get into sports |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:15:40): | because they never incorporate good ideas like this |
| Flatulancelot | (11:16:49): | Looks like Rhonda just gave birth before the snap. Unfortunately that's gonna be a15 yard penalty for having extra players on the field |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:28:18): | I think we could make this a short |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:01:30): | all we need are a group of 22 very pregnant women who are willing to degrade themselves for no pay |
| Farto Rubio | (12:21:12): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:16:36): | I got a google carboard |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:16:39): | autheic |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:16:46): | VR Porn here i come |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:17:39): | Sorry VR Porn here I cum |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:32:43): | I think people romanticise the original ghost busters a little too much |
| Farto Rubio | (14:33:24): | no doubt but the new one does look like a piece of shit |
| Flatulancelot | (14:34:30): | I think people romanticize it BECAUSE OF how shitty the new one looks |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:36:06): | the first one was good because of rick moranis and bill murray, nobody cared about dan ackroyd or harold ramis |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:36:12): | even life didn't care about harold ramis and now he's dead |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:36:23): | or that black guy they hired like 3/4ths of the way through the movie |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:36:25): | did he even get a name |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:36:35): | i think bill murray just called him "boy" |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:37:01): | Tom C. Abin |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:37:03): | fetch me my proton pack, boy |
| Farto Rubio | (14:37:09): | hey don't hate dan ackroyd |
| Farto Rubio | (14:37:16): | cross the streams boy |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:37:23): | they cut his seen where he sees his niece and nephhew |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:37:30): | I said, don't cross the streams, BOY. |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:38:09): | I for one am excited to see the new Howling Black Woman in Ghostbusters 2k16 |
| Flatulancelot | (14:38:35): | Boy, I say boy |
| Farto Rubio | (14:38:36): | she says "aw hell no" in a scene or I'll send the director 100 bucks myself |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:39:34): | DYYYAMN THAT GHOST DONE SCARED ME MORE THAN A CHICKEN SHORTAGE AT POPEYES |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:40:11): | why have we not made our own ghostbusters |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:40:15): | we could do it better than both of em |
| Farto Rubio | (14:40:24): | Oh also bet at one point she ghosts bust a white supramacist ghost |
| Farto Rubio | (14:40:30): | cause you know girl/black power |
| Farto Rubio | (14:40:35): | why don't we |
| Farto Rubio | (14:41:17): | ill start |
| Farto Rubio | (14:42:17): | it's storming in nyc. cut to a NYU dorm room. kids drinking. \xa0regular college bullshit. \xa0drunk and high kids. \xa0one of htem brings up bloody harry, a new twist on the old bloody mary |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:42:26): | So far so good |
| Farto Rubio | (14:42:39): | you have to vomit into a trash can then say bloody harry 3 times |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:42:51): | On the third vomit you vomit up blood and harry comes out |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:42:58): | He is the ghost that haunts their frat |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:00): | or so the legend goes |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:03): | yea |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:07): | one frat guy is there trying to impress a girl |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:25): | he says he isn't scared, chugs half a bottle of scotch and proceeds to vomit three times |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:30): | then he says blood harry |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:35): | "see nothing happened" |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:42): | "I don't feel so good" |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:43:45): | lol |
| Flatulancelot | (14:43:48): | He takes a lock of her hair first |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:43:55): | what if harry comes out and they just chill with him since he's a legacy |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:43:59): | but he turns out to be a real asshole |
| Flatulancelot | (14:44:12): | Ghost of Dennis Reynolds |
| Farto Rubio | (14:44:14): | bloody harry comes out of his nostrils and scares all the kids except for the frat bro |
| Farto Rubio | (14:44:32): | then bloody harry looks at the frat bro "party foul bro" |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:44:47): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:45:35): | next scene is us, the ghostbusters getting rid of a ghost in a church |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:45:40): | turns out it's the holy ghost |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:45:47): | queue existential crisis as we realize we killed God |
| Farto Rubio | (14:45:51): | oh man |
| Farto Rubio | (14:45:57): | and now they're trying to reverse it |
| Farto Rubio | (14:46:00): | by getting the devil to help them |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:46:03): | lol i love it |
| Farto Rubio | (14:46:19): | there's a point where they contemplate busting the devil too but realize |
| Farto Rubio | (14:46:22): | you can't have good without evil |
| Farto Rubio | (14:46:37): | the movie will end on a ying and yang type not |
| Farto Rubio | (14:46:38): | note |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:46:56): | can good exist without evil? |
| Farto Rubio | (14:47:03): | can ghosts exists without busting? |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:47:05): | if we bust the devil are we also bustin the Lord? |
| Farto Rubio | (14:47:20): | and in a way, are we busting ourselves? |
| Farto Rubio | (14:47:33): | damn |
| Farto Rubio | (14:47:36): | this is already 10x better |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:47:41): | lol i know right |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:47:51): | if only we had acting or any kind of filmmaking skills |
| Farto Rubio | (14:48:14): | if my boss can make it happen so can we |
| Farto Rubio | (14:49:22): | I believe we can bust that ghost busters nut |
| Farto Rubio | (14:49:24): | wide open |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:49:52): | ok so one of us is having sex when our ghost phone goes off |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:50:00): | And he yells "girl i gotta buuuuuust" |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:50:05): | she says pull out first |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:50:16): | and he yells "no you dont understand, i gottaaaa buuuuuust" |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:50:32): | get Troma on the line |
| Farto Rubio | (14:50:40): | got the title |
| Farto Rubio | (14:50:42): | ghost nut busters |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:50:46): | lolol |
| Farto Rubio | (14:51:28): | then he comes in her and starts to get dressed and shes all "what the fuck is your problem im not on birth control" and he goes "i aint got time for this shit baby I told you", then he looks back over his shoulder all dramatic "I gotta bust" |
| Farto Rubio | (14:51:32): | cut opening credits |
| Flatulancelot | (14:52:52): | Or we sell this to a porn studio and call it nut busters. It's a "gang" of 4 gents. They have a station wagon. 3 whites and a black. They specialize in house calls. Mostly house wives. When there's something strange, you call the nut busters. They're never opposed to crossing streams |
| Farto Rubio | (14:53:25): | I was gonna say this sounds pretty pornoesque |
| Farto Rubio | (14:53:40): | I'd still rather watch this porn plot than the new ghost busters though |
| Flatulancelot | (14:53:56): | That's sexist |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:55:58): | here's a sexist idea |
| Farto Rubio | (14:56:03): | you'd know you scored a 0 |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:56:16): | make a Toy Story esque movie about what housewives do when their husbands are out doing the real work |
| Farto Rubio | (14:56:58): | lolol like the movie pets |
| Farto Rubio | (14:57:01): | or whatever its called |
| Farto Rubio | (14:57:14): | turns outt |
| Farto Rubio | (14:57:22): | hey just rub their asses on the couch |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:57:32): | poop in boxes full of sand |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:58:02): | now that's a good idea |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:58:09): | treat housewives like pets |
| Farto Rubio | (14:58:15): | "gotta cover my scent so my husband doesn't smell me make" |
| Flatulancelot | (14:58:34): | Call the nut busters |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:00:51): | my wife is possessed by some kind of sex demon! |
| Farto Rubio | (15:00:52): | ugh i got this nut I just can't bust |
| Farto Rubio | (15:01:15): | she keeps screaming "bbc! bbc! but we only have cspan" |
| Farto Rubio | (15:01:22): | "don't worry, us nut busters know what she needs" |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:03:53): | "Here's my dilemma. My wife accidentally pocket dialed me yesterday and I heard her say that her back door was getting wrecked. I thought our house was being robbed and was worried that she wouldn't be safe, even though I knew her friend Tyrone was over for coffee and would defend her. But when I got home, the back door was absolutely fine and it looked like nobody broke in! Even my wife said she didn't know what was going on. I suspect it may be ghosts. Nut busters, can you help me?" |
| Farto Rubio | (15:58:32): | oh boy |
| Farto Rubio | (15:58:35): | politic talk in my office |
| Farto Rubio | (16:03:19): | my boss is trying to become the next joe the plumber |
| Farto Rubio | (16:03:31): | "joe the forensic accountant" he's signing his letter |
| Flatulancelot | (16:04:28): | So he's running for office? |
| Flatulancelot | (16:04:51): | On the"Joe the ____" platform |
| Farto Rubio | (16:04:54): | no just writing a letter to some news paper i believe |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:11:22): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (16:34:12): | they're making another ice age movie?d |
| Farto Rubio | (16:34:16): | does the world really need that |
| Flatulancelot | (16:38:22): | Of course it does |
| Farto Rubio | (16:38:39): | the tagline is "kiss your ice goodbye" |
| Farto Rubio | (16:38:48): | like kiss your ass goodbye but it's not even close to rhyming |
| Farto Rubio | (16:38:56): | lets write the new ice age too |
| Farto Rubio | (16:39:05): | but its post humans |
| Farto Rubio | (16:39:19): | and there's human buildings everywhere and the animals mistake them for gifts from the god |
| Farto Rubio | (16:39:20): | gods |
| Farto Rubio | (16:39:48): | as well as regular human objects hilariously mis-used by the animals |
| Farto Rubio | (16:43:13): | "and this is what we call a pointer, the gods would use it to point at things that were very important" |
| Farto Rubio | (16:43:25): | then the sloth thing picks up a big purple dildo and uses it to point at things |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:54:50): | Now that's a movie I'd take my kids to |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:24:42): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (20:25:29): | I really wanna believe this is real |
| Flatulancelot | (20:25:53): | And I'm not willing to look up the alternative definitions of boner |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:28:57): | It is real |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:29:07): | Apparently in the 50s boner meant mistake |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:29:35): | http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/ |
| Flatulancelot | (20:30:23): | Guys, my boner made a boner. I had a boner, got a bitch pregnant, what a boner. |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:06:52): | Anyone want shrooms? |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:07:04): | I can get them cheap |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:07:05): | Nah I'm good |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:07:15): | I'll take some bud tho ;) |
| Flatulancelot | (21:07:20): | Marc the Narc |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:07:53): | SHIT THEY FOUND ME OUT. WHO KNEW THWY COULD RYHME. |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:08:35): | Nah a busy grew his own. Like a shot ton he is trying to move |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:09:15): | Wear a wire |
| Flatulancelot | (21:09:21): | You're not really denying the whole narc angle here |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:09:54): | Listen I gotta pay the bills some how. Narcing pays good |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:11:04): | There is a Mexican kid playing oddly cake with himself in the window of the path. |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:11:10): | So I'm good with the wall |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:30:31): | If that's not targeted Ads I don't know what is |
| Flatulancelot | (21:31:37): | You really scream Bill Clinton supporter to me |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:32:02): | I think it's more American tank tops |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:32:17): | Is wear both |
| Saturday, 18 June 2016 |
| Flatulancelot | (00:28:10): | How does John c Reilly, an Oscar nominated actor, get away with playing a retard. For four seasons now. Plus the five seasons of awesome show |
| Cryin' Ted | (00:28:31): | ooh cherry green |
| Cryin' Ted | (00:28:35): | honk honk |
| Flatulancelot | (00:28:49): | Tastes like dust |
| Cryin' Ted | (00:29:02): | if you smell sweet smoke get out, she's gonna blow |
| Flatulancelot | (00:29:32): | This clam boy will become a clam man |
| Flatulancelot | (00:29:57): | I wonder if he actually started driving that car inside the dealership |
| Cryin' Ted | (00:35:26): | no way that's real lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:15:05): | ignore the fucktards at the bottom of the screen\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wa_nUGqilY |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:16:31): | this is going to be good |
| Flatulancelot | (14:34:03): | Murder Charles coming to prime time |
| Flatulancelot | (17:40:48): | Hit a bird with my car. |
| Flatulancelot | (17:41:32): | had poor sense timing |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:41:47): | Your not British. |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:41:53): | You can just say hooker |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:56:29): | Did the bird splash against the windshield like in my dreams |
| Flatulancelot | (18:25:28): | Nah. Went out like a pussy. Hit the front bumper |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:37:10): | That ain't no real nigga |
| Flatulancelot | (18:39:44): | Bird up |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:40:13): | Ranch it up |
| Sunday, 19 June 2016 |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:31:05): | Can't wait to see all these dads today |
| Flatulancelot | (11:50:04): | Apparently on game thrones, a lot of the father son shit happens on Father's day. Ned dying. Tyrion killing his dad. Tonight is battle of the bastard, two boys with daddy issues |
| Farto Rubio | (11:50:30): | No spoilers I'm behind |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:52:08): | Let's just say there are going to be a lot of drunk dads missing Jon snows dance recitals tonight |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:26:47): | Lets be real here. We all know the big reveal is that it was all a big D&D game |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:27:47): | A show like that wouldn't be bad. Like you know it's just a D&D game |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:27:50): | But you film it. |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:27:59): | And have the meta chargers do shit |
| Farto Rubio | (14:28:04): | Ned stark wants to do the right thing. He rolls a 1. He ends gets decapitated. |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:28:38): | It'd be interesting to watch a show where people vote what happens next |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:28:48): | It's just Sean Bean at a table drunk |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:28:55): | Going when I can come back |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:29:19): | Like imagine people submit what they want to happen next and everyone votes for their favorite answer. Like imagine a reddit up votes scenario |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:29:58): | I feel like it would be to hard to control and it would just be the female talent naked |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:30:48): | The show would be titled hitler did nothing wrong and each episode would be called the chicken tendies and the quest for good boy points |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:31:13): | Well that would be half the fun |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:31:30): | The show ends on a cliffhanger, I.e. what will Ned stark do next |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:31:30): | NEW SHOW IDEA. CHICKEN TENDIES AND THE QUEST FOR GOOD BOY POINTS |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:32:00): | I'm gonna get a high score |
| Flatulancelot | (14:32:28): | Plot: Donald Trump runs for President |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:32:39): | No politics |
| Farto Rubio | (14:33:01): | He did it all for the tendies |
| Flatulancelot | (14:33:34): | So he could get that cookie |
| Farto Rubio | (14:34:29): | And stick it up his YEAH |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:39:19): | Brian did you like your own post |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:39:29): | Or did Fred durst |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:39:35): | It was a pretty solid post |
| Farto Rubio | (14:40:01): | How can one not like a Fred durst lyric |
| Flatulancelot | (14:40:20): | Like a chainsaw, what |
| Farto Rubio | (14:42:49): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:43:06): | *personnel |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:42:23): | Christian Gym Memes have changed my life |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:23:44): | The look on his face is like. Yup I have created a monster |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:02:07): | Little did he know, his daughter would be in that position for the majority of her adult life |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:02:33): | DAMN DANIEL |
| Flatulancelot | (20:04:30): | First base. That's a good one |
| Monday, 20 June 2016 |
| Farto Rubio | (08:33:35): | Happy worldwide refugee day gringos |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:17:22): | IT Fucked me, so i want to make my password FUCK_IT |
| Farto Rubio | (09:18:09): | Make your password "YoureGay" |
| Farto Rubio | (09:18:25): | well make that an answer to a security question |
| Farto Rubio | (09:18:38): | so then has to ask you to answer them to reset your password |
| Farto Rubio | (09:18:44): | "Youre security question is "Who is gay?"" |
| Farto Rubio | (09:18:47): | "You're gay" |
| Farto Rubio | (09:18:49): | "that's correct" |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:21:03): | My Password is IT is a bunch of Faggots |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:21:09): | Sir that cant be your password |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:21:11): | Sorry |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:21:20): | IT is a bunch of Faggots 1 |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:21:40): | That'll show them |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:56:33): | Fist base am I right |
| Farto Rubio | (12:06:55): | oh yea, get some tongue |
| Farto Rubio | (12:07:03): | nothing better than some T |
| Farto Rubio | (12:07:08): | (tongue) |
| Farto Rubio | (15:21:01): | anyone want to trade jobs |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:21:34): | you can have my night job |
| Farto Rubio | (15:23:20): | whats that |
| Flatulancelot | (15:27:14): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:03:28): | you are the token black guy |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:22:34): | hey guys, can you help me settle an argument i'm having at work |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:22:58): | should people of color be forced to eat from a food trough located behind the building |
| Farto Rubio | (16:23:12): | whats in the trough |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:23:18): | slop |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:23:28): | corn to fatten em up |
| Flatulancelot | (16:29:31): | Didn't we have an idea for a trough centered restaurant? |
| Farto Rubio | (16:34:55): | corn slop huh |
| Farto Rubio | (16:34:59): | clop as it's called |
| Flatulancelot | (16:36:03): | Now I remember. It's all you can eat. But it's all you can eat in 15 minutes |
| Flatulancelot | (16:36:10): | And we serve you in a trough |
| Flatulancelot | (16:37:04): | It's how we get so many people in and out on a daily basis |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:52:24): | The better question is who hired coloreds Pete. |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:27:12): | i was waiting for my coworkers to leave so i can rip so much ass |
| Farto Rubio | (18:31:52): | I like doing it as I walk past coworkers desks. It's a power move. |
| Tuesday, 21 June 2016 |
| Flatulancelot | (08:54:02): | You guys wanna get a game of poker going sometime soon? |
| Farto Rubio | (08:55:01): | As long as your okay with me taking all your money \ufffd |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:08:03): | sure |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:08:06): | i aint got shit going on this weekend |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:08:14): | i'd be down |
| Farto Rubio | (10:15:31): | maybe also basketball or tennis? |
| Farto Rubio | (10:15:35): | if it's nice out |
| Flatulancelot | (10:16:14): | Yah |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:02:40): | I could dunk over brian |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:02:52): | and i can bring my skatebaord |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:03:03): | Im Brian and I like to Skate Board |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:03:38): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YPaDZMtSDPs/hqdefault.jpg |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:38:57): | There has to be a Jaws parody called Jews right |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:39:04): | like that has to be a thing |
| Farto Rubio | (11:39:40): | instead of massive teeth, victims get snorted through massive noses |
| Farto Rubio | (11:39:45): | no bank is safe |
| Flatulancelot | (11:54:59): | their money grubbing fingers are the real threat |
| Flatulancelot | (11:55:41): | but are they the enemy, when they're the only one keeping the world economy afloat? |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:56:02): | its a movie to show us that |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:56:07): | to make us think |
| Flatulancelot | (11:56:16): | or sink |
| Flatulancelot | (11:57:02): | sink or swim... oi vey. I can't go in the water yet. I just had a tuna sandwich for lunch no more then 10 minutes ago |
| Farto Rubio | (11:57:42): | Gerald! The brisket is almost done! |
| Flatulancelot | (11:58:36): | Esther! The economy is tanking again. Get my bag ready. Time to go to the docks. |
| Farto Rubio | (11:59:02): | In this movie we'll answer the age old question |
| Farto Rubio | (11:59:07): | All jew's are commies |
| Farto Rubio | (11:59:18): | Or jew's run all the worlds banks and run capitalism |
| Farto Rubio | (11:59:23): | which one is it? you decide |
| Flatulancelot | (12:00:10): | i never understood that accusation. Are we commies or are we running the global economy. make up your minds you stupid Gentiles |
| Flatulancelot | (12:01:11): | or maybe its that we're showing the world how bad one is, so that we are led to choose the other. Jews are shepherding in a new era |
| Flatulancelot | (12:01:23): | Trump is the second coming |
| Flatulancelot | (12:01:44): | done for the day. bye |
| Farto Rubio | (12:01:58): | trump did say he only trusts jews with his money |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:43:19): | http://sciencefiction.com/2016/06/20/denver-comic-con-2016-karl-urban-confirms-judge-dredd-2/?a |
| Farto Rubio | (12:44:13): | awesome |
| Farto Rubio | (12:44:18): | that was a great movie |
| Flatulancelot | (12:45:37): | I should watch it again. i don't remember much |
| Flatulancelot | (12:45:39): | i was high |
| Flatulancelot | (12:45:43): | or drunk |
| Flatulancelot | (12:45:44): | or both |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:47:12): | it was a cool movie |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:47:34): | Gavin Free worked on it |
| Farto Rubio | (12:53:02): | who dat |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:54:42): | You probably know him better as Gavin Slave No More |
| Farto Rubio | (12:55:16): | Oh Gavin Freeman |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:57:28): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavin_Free |
| Farto Rubio | (12:58:10): | oh he worked on hot fuzz, nice |
| Farto Rubio | (15:44:09): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/body-image-win-thesauruscom-just-added-300-pounds--4481 |
| Farto Rubio | (15:54:33): | did you know it's a hate crime to draw ursula from the little mermaid as skinny? |
| Farto Rubio | (15:54:47): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (15:54:51): | man i love the internet |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:04:40): | This is a doozy |
| Farto Rubio | (16:16:17): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:17:11): | Is it really that bad to lose weight and exercise lol |
| Farto Rubio | (16:17:52): | Diet and exercise? I might as well get a drink with Bill Cosby |
| Farto Rubio | (16:17:54): | same thing |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:18:11): | I don't get people |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:18:13): | I'm fat. |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:18:20): | I'm trying not to be |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:18:37): | Let me rape the pounds off ya |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:18:39): | I don't expect the world to cater to me and for 10/10 models to want to bang me |
| Farto Rubio | (16:19:42): | Yea it's like fat is now treated as a race. I don't get it but it's fun to laugh at the absurdities it brings like the picture i just posted |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:20:08): | This is a very small subset of women who have internet access lol |
| Farto Rubio | (16:20:32): | But boy howdy am I glad they have it |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:24:35): | I don't really eat pork but I love me some pigs |
| Farto Rubio | (16:25:01): | I am pig girl OIIIINK |
| Flatulancelot | (16:27:20): | Pork rinds are the shit |
| Farto Rubio | (16:27:35): | Hellz yea they are |
| Farto Rubio | (16:27:51): | It's a shame they're hard to find, I have to buy them at liquor stores usually lol |
| Flatulancelot | (16:28:32): | Pretty sure stop n shop has them |
| Flatulancelot | (16:29:04): | ACME for sure |
| Flatulancelot | (16:29:50): | Marc. Fuck your nutritionist. Get on this keto shit |
| Flatulancelot | (16:30:14): | Eat fat all day. It's great |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:31:15): | I see no gainz |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:31:18): | on you |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:31:34): | i only listen to Ape Swole Jacked bros |
| Farto Rubio | (16:31:49): | I'm just gonna start following the japanese pornstar diet |
| Farto Rubio | (16:31:55): | I only eat paper but I can eat all the paper I want |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:31:58): | semen and cokaoraches |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:32:22): | oh, well we watch very different videos |
| Farto Rubio | (16:32:36): | are the pornstars not paper thin? |
| Flatulancelot | (16:33:19): | Dr. Bukaki say eat paper. |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:36:30): | Im Dr Acula |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:40:51): | Do Paleo, it's the best |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:41:58): | I only eat blood and baby powder |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:42:07): | thats powder made out of babies |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:43:23): | Low carb is the way to go but I can never say no to pizza |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:44:05): | its just calrioes in calrioes out |
| Farto Rubio | (16:44:09): | yea i can't ever go back to eating pasta on the reg i feel like shit after |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:44:11): | you can eat as much as you want |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:44:16): | you just gotta pound it out |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:44:36): | But it is true your body processes stuff differently |
| Farto Rubio | (16:44:51): | im just letting the free market decide what I eat from now on |
| Farto Rubio | (16:44:58): | the invisible hand will help me fit into my pants |
| Farto Rubio | (16:45:09): | and give me a reach around as it does |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:45:13): | Now you're using Common Sense |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:32:36): | http://i.imgur.com/aTr6Afr.gifv |
| Flatulancelot | (18:45:26): | Das some quality planet urff giffage |
| Farto Rubio | (19:57:37): | For when you gotta let your girl know she's special |
| Flatulancelot | (19:59:26): | Shaft! |
| Wednesday, 22 June 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:01:22): | http://www.tactics.com/tactics/for-skateboarding |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:01:35): | There is a Bernie line for skating |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:01:52): | so if you guys want to learn and promote your solciast agenda |
| Farto Rubio | (09:03:38): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:06:03): | http://www.tactics.com/enjoi/drumpf-825-r7-ltd-skateboard-deck |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:04:57): | finally, a skateboard that gets ME |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:15:03): | Brian, you still know how to ride? |
| Farto Rubio | (10:15:22): | A true rider never forgets |
| Farto Rubio | (10:15:26): | But I wasn't so yea I forgot |
| Farto Rubio | (10:15:56): | I think I can probably do ok and pick it back up. \xa0I did used to practice everyday in middle school lol |
| Farto Rubio | (10:24:17): | you guys wanna form skater gang |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:47:06): | Kool Kids Klub |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:40:42): | I'm in |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:40:48): | Teach me how to skate Marc |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:40:55): | first be white |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:41:04): | second middle to upper middle class |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:41:09): | third hate your dad |
| Farto Rubio | (11:41:29): | 3/3 im ona rolllll |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:41:50): | you all ready know how then |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:42:00): | its like black people and bass |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:42:12): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5_HmOGT8jM |
| Farto Rubio | (12:35:55): | it's 1230 |
| Farto Rubio | (12:36:04): | im just tarting my work day right now out of boredom |
| Farto Rubio | (12:36:06): | starting |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:05:48): | hardly working or working hard? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:06:36): | im hardly hard |
| Flatulancelot | (13:07:14): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (13:07:41): | pete, your mind has been assimilated by the interwebs |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:07:42): | this is my legacy |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:07:53): | i want my grandkids to repost this dank meme |
| Flatulancelot | (13:08:05): | all i did was search "working hard or hardly working" in groupme media search |
| Flatulancelot | (13:08:07): | then bam |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:08:26): | jesus |
| Flatulancelot | (13:08:27): | you are now become internet, destroyer of worlds |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:08:36): | im glad you guys know i wrote this |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:08:50): | back when i used to check /r/trees it would get reposted every few months and hit the front page |
| Flatulancelot | (13:10:26): | in the bowl that is dank memes, yours is an integral part of the fabric that is the resinous build up, never to be cleaned |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:11:13): | thanks, that means a lot to me |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:30:51): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNf1SQeT_I |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:30:58): | someone made it into a movie |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:31:05): | and they arent the right voices |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:31:52): | Pete you are now a GOd |
| Farto Rubio | (13:31:55): | that's actually pretty good quality lol |
| Farto Rubio | (13:32:05): | this is as weird as when people would send lori anime pictures of nala they drew |
| Farto Rubio | (13:32:11): | im 100% people jerked it to nala |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:32:26): | anime nala or real |
| Farto Rubio | (13:32:43): | they probably drew her and then jerked off to that |
| Farto Rubio | (13:32:59): | but I wouldn't put it past them to jerk it to the real thing |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:39:19): | jesus christ |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:39:35): | someone made a video of a comic in MS paint while stoned |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:39:45): | i'm less surprised about people jerking off to your dead cat |
| Farto Rubio | (13:40:06): | it's weird but that I have less trouble wrapping my head around |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:41:24): | that nala instagram was impressive in a scary way |
| Farto Rubio | (15:00:26): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (15:00:33): | this is depressing lol |
| Flatulancelot | (15:03:35): | shut up with your first world problems |
| Flatulancelot | (15:14:41): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (15:14:49): | conspiracy much... |
| Flatulancelot | (15:15:01): | fucking jews got to google |
| Flatulancelot | (15:15:05): | abandon ship |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:26:25): | Google censors its results |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:26:46): | its pretty well known that they pushed for hiliary |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:27:12): | you couldnt get an autocorrect for hiliary clintion indiment |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:27:26): | but you could get sanders soicliast and trump rascist |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:27:52): | literally all the powers at be are trying to make Hillary president |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:27:58): | and she is still fucking it up |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:28:07): | Women am i right |
| Farto Rubio | (15:28:52): | they need a man to run her campaign |
| Farto Rubio | (15:29:01): | a guy who has the balls to do what needs to be done |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:30:05): | they are saying she has so much money from fundraising but she spent it so shitly that trump gets more mediua |
| Farto Rubio | (15:31:29): | the media also just has a hard on for trump |
| Farto Rubio | (15:31:38): | he gets views |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:07:30): | love him or hate him they show his face |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:08:12): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:13:00): | Isn't he losing support now |
| Flatulancelot | (16:15:36): | he is. and him not raising money is a problem not for his campaign, but for that of the down ballot races. |
| Flatulancelot | (16:15:57): | they rely heavily on the nominee to raise funding for the RNC at large, which is not doing |
| Flatulancelot | (16:16:26): | so he may be getting free media, but if he don't have a congress or senate behind him, he'll be worse off than Obama has been |
| Flatulancelot | (16:18:30): | what's telling is that after 8 years of one party in the executive, the opposition party will usually get the groundswell of support. Bush sr was an exception to the case |
| Flatulancelot | (16:19:36): | trump is bucking the trend. so while a republican should be way up in the polls, this cycle is an exception because of the candidate |
| Flatulancelot | (16:20:46): | so Hillary should not really be up in any polls, but she is. and it is not because she is so beloved, liked some might say about Bush sr. |
| Flatulancelot | (16:21:00): | she has just as bad negatives as he does |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:22:12): | Do you think someone else will get the nomination besides trump |
| Flatulancelot | (16:22:54): | it's quite possible actually |
| Farto Rubio | (16:23:31): | it would destroy the rnc if it happened i think |
| Farto Rubio | (16:23:36): | it would piss off a lot of people |
| Farto Rubio | (16:23:38): | but i'd be ok with that |
| Flatulancelot | (16:24:37): | one of the delegates from Colorado is leading the effort and she is on the rules committee. She was interviewed last night. She is sponsoring a conscious clause, which would "allow" delegates, on moral/religious/conscious grounds to not vote for trump or abstain |
| Flatulancelot | (16:25:42): | and even if the rules dont change, she brought up the fact that the Supreme court has stated on 3 occasions that no matter what label a delegate has, bound or unbound, it carries no legal weight. they can vote however they'd like |
| Flatulancelot | (16:26:52): | but for the rule to pass, they need 56 votes in favor as there are 112 delegates on the rules committee. they have 16 confirmed and this is before Thursday, when the contact information for the remaining delegates on the rules committee is released publicly |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:27:13): | Didn't a lot already pledge support for trump already |
| Flatulancelot | (16:27:16): | at which point this CO delegate will reach out the the remaining ~90 or so on the rules committee |
| Flatulancelot | (16:28:10): | pledge doesn't matter. |
| Flatulancelot | (16:28:25): | paul ryan pledged his support then walked in back 1 day later after the judge remarks |
| Flatulancelot | (16:28:51): | it's also telling that all the corporate sponsors have backed away |
| Flatulancelot | (16:30:55): | So yeah, Cleveland is gonna be a shitshow |
| Farto Rubio | (16:45:28): | the sponsors are leaving cause they know they can't influence trump with their promises of bourgeoisie money \ufffd |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:48:17): | Trump isnt loyal to no many |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:48:19): | man |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:48:23): | he fuck what he want |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:48:29): | whether it be models |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:48:32): | the ecomony |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:48:37): | more models |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:48:52): | Literally this election is between a dousche and a turd |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:49:03): | and made me realize the media sucks |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:49:08): | and the goverment sucks |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:49:14): | and most americans suck |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:49:21): | but we suck less |
| Flatulancelot | (16:49:35): | We? |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:49:41): | america |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:49:49): | you Josh, you suck more |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:50:35): | you are the ecomony of greece, the work ethic of spain, the food of england and the weird fetishes of japan |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:52:10): | You know whats weird |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:52:25): | if Prince William or Prince Harry went to a strip club |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:52:46): | they would be putting pictures of there grandma in the the strippers underwear |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:03:51): | As soon as I'm over 26. I'm voting for the most war monger candidates. Since I'm past the draft age |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:04:35): | That'll show those punks |
| Farto Rubio | (21:04:55): | I heard they're talking about expanding the draft age tho |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:05:09): | Nah put the woman in |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:05:44): | We put them behind enemy lines until\nThey nah the enemy soldiers to death |
| Flatulancelot | (21:09:57): | Sounds like Hillary is your girl |
| Farto Rubio | (21:10:27): | She is the war hawk |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:12:57): | Time to shill for the hill |
| Thursday, 23 June 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (06:44:27): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (06:44:45): | I might have laughed a little to hard at this. |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:22:52): | BRexit is happening today |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:23:00): | well the vote |
| Farto Rubio | (09:23:21): | yea markets have been blue balled all week waiting for it to happen |
| Farto Rubio | (09:23:39): | Can't wait to see if britain decides to separate from the island |
| Farto Rubio | (09:25:23): | hope they don't exit it though it'll be bad for everyone |
| Flatulancelot | (09:26:35): | Hopefully Isis will be able to join the union in their place |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:31:04): | Its there choice |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:31:23): | then we can take over the world with a weekend eu |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:31:28): | USA USA USA |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:31:55): | Also, would bang Kate Middleton |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:32:01): | Lets get to the real topic |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:32:10): | Hot British Bitches |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:34:06): | Billie Piper |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:34:10): | would bang |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:40:19): | Also dont go to Isle of Man for vacation, was ver diapointed buy the lack of Isle and of Man |
| Farto Rubio | (10:46:30): | a lot of people are comparing the UK Independence Party to Trump |
| Flatulancelot | (10:56:09): | Look up Boris Johnson |
| Flatulancelot | (10:56:26): | They might be related |
| Flatulancelot | (10:57:10): | He looks like a former pro wrestler from the 80s turned former London mayor turned Trump supporter |
| Farto Rubio | (10:57:59): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (10:58:07): | here's a random sampling from google images |
| Flatulancelot | (10:59:10): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (10:59:18): | Got the hair of Bernie x Trump |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:00:17): | Yup he loves Trump alright #Build That Wall |
| Farto Rubio | (11:01:20): | Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth? |
| Flatulancelot | (11:01:46): | http://i.imgur.com/Cc76VXZ.jpg |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:02:48): | Did you know GoGurt is just Yogurt |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:03:41): | http://cdn.ymaservices.com/editorial_service/media/images/000/068/675/compressed/gif_460x439_9d698c.gif?1415713706 |
| Flatulancelot | (11:03:48): | And all this time I thought it was the leftover drippings of semen from the factory workers that didn't make it into the Chobani |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:05:00): | I miss that show |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:05:07): | well the good seasons |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:05:11): | 1-3 |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:05:14): | mainly 2 |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:05:40): | season 2 of community might be the best season on televison of all time |
| Flatulancelot | (11:05:58): | Don't go overboard there Marcy |
| Flatulancelot | (11:06:55): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (11:07:10): | Brian might have to fight you |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:08:19): | Josh did you kid nap those childern to start your sociliasr agenda? |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:08:29): | because you go with Asians |
| Flatulancelot | (11:08:58): | Do you not have HBO? What kind of capitalist American are you? |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:10:57): | i do |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:11:01): | never watched the wire |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:11:20): | i skip most HBO shows |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:11:25): | No GOT for me |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:11:29): | No wire |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:11:47): | i watched Entourage in 1 week on HBO GO |
| Farto Rubio | (11:12:22): | lol |
| Farto Rubio | (11:12:47): | The Wire is the best show of all time for serious shit. But season 2 community is god level comedy |
| Farto Rubio | (11:13:04): | I don't think its fair to compare a drama to a comedy anyways |
| Flatulancelot | (11:14:22): | In all fairness, Marc did say that season 2 of community was the best season of television period |
| Flatulancelot | (11:14:26): | Regardless of genre |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:15:21): | Did you know Star Burns was a writer for the show |
| Farto Rubio | (11:15:45): | Yea he's involved in a lot of Adult Swim stuff |
| Farto Rubio | (11:15:50): | he's a funny dude |
| Flatulancelot | (11:16:00): | probably rick and morty, too. |
| Flatulancelot | (11:16:13): | I'm gonna throw into contention Mr. Robot as one of the best seasons of television ever. maybe not the greatest ever, but it was fucking stellar |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:16:25): | it was amazing |
| Flatulancelot | (11:16:26): | acting, writing, cinematography |
| Flatulancelot | (11:16:31): | editing |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:16:37): | im trying to see if i can get the primer for season 2 |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:16:44): | we get early access to shit |
| Flatulancelot | (11:17:10): | honestly, i like binging on a show |
| Flatulancelot | (11:17:27): | like, wait til it's over, then watch in one go |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:26:35): | honestly |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:26:41): | i gotta agree with brian and josh here |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:26:49): | s4 of the wire is the best season in TV history |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:27:08): | You really should give that show a try marc |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:45:00): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:45:10): | Only TV i need |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:46:24): | Sable is married to Brock Lesner? |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:46:41): | what did i miss not watching Wrestling past 2003 |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:47:29): | becoming a juggalo |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:49:41): | remember the good ole days when wrestling wasnt so baby faced and you could RKO a woman no questions asked |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:52:15): | man you'd love saudi arabia |
| Farto Rubio | (12:20:47): | GOP got overruled in congress, that fiduciary ruling for financial advisers is a go go go |
| Flatulancelot | (12:24:44): | they didnt really get overruled. their veto failed to pass muster |
| Flatulancelot | (12:25:12): | so Emperor Obama is the one that did not get overruled |
| Farto Rubio | (12:32:57): | Irregardless |
| Farto Rubio | (12:33:09): | For all tents and purposes |
| Farto Rubio | (12:40:29): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (12:45:31): | I'm coming out as a brown haired Caucasian male |
| Farto Rubio | (12:45:40): | There I said it, you can now stop talking behind my back about it |
| Flatulancelot | (12:47:29): | this may be the single most idiotic dialogue i have seen coming from NPR |
| Flatulancelot | (12:47:45): | this has got to be what Marc sees in us |
| Farto Rubio | (12:48:14): | http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/589/transcript if anyone is bored and wants a laugh |
| Flatulancelot | (12:48:29): | Friends, it's about time I tell you. I was circumcised. |
| Flatulancelot | (12:48:34): | there, i said it |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:49:50): | This is really insensitive, im a closeted fat american, and people who have the courage to come out as fat is really tough, you think fighting a war is tough, try explaining to your family that your fat |
| Farto Rubio | (12:50:43): | There's bravery, then there's real bravery |
| Flatulancelot | (12:51:00): | try coming out as fat and then telling them you're gonna try and lose weight... I guess my identity is a choice after all |
| Flatulancelot | (12:52:01): | the choice to go from chubby to slim, then slim chubby-chaser really threw my mind for a whirl |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:26:34): | what the most offensive sentence you think you ever said? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:27:30): | hmm |
| Flatulancelot | (13:29:58): | offensive how? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:30:01): | like in what sense |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:31:48): | like mine was "Yea but that nigga a faggot" |
| Flatulancelot | (13:35:38): | i think what I did was more offensive than what I said. Zach and I were with my mom, heading to the Met. Right down the street is an office for the church of Scientology. I didn't notice it at first, but then saw, if my memory serves me correctly, a stained-glass window with shit about Zenu and some pamphlets about e-meters. So i backtracked, looked into there office. This black woman just stared as me. I then realized I had come across a unicorn in the wild. I lifted a finger, pointed at her, and laughed. Audibly. I couldn't stop. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:36:05): | then we walked forward a bit |
| Flatulancelot | (13:36:17): | then i ran back just to point and laugh again |
| Flatulancelot | (13:36:32): | i am not really sure that I feel bad about it |
| Farto Rubio | (14:04:29): | yea that's pretty bad |
| Flatulancelot | (14:05:02): | eh. i'm cool with it |
| Flatulancelot | (14:05:10): | i shit on all religions |
| Farto Rubio | (14:06:09): | I guess back when I thought all girls were friendzoning sluts |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:07:42): | Josh you are very diverse in shitting on religion, so good on you for hating everything equally |
| Farto Rubio | (14:08:21): | indian people are cheap |
| Farto Rubio | (14:08:24): | there i said it |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:08:40): | Indian people are the worst |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:08:48): | well the ones on NJ trainsit |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:08:58): | and at metro park |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:09:03): | all others im okay with |
| Flatulancelot | (14:10:01): | wrong. everyone is cheap. |
| Flatulancelot | (14:10:15): | i worked as a server long enough to know that everyone is cheap |
| Flatulancelot | (14:10:28): | and just the opposite, everyone can also be generous |
| Farto Rubio | (14:10:33): | I thought it was a part of pride in indian culture though |
| Farto Rubio | (14:10:47): | they literally have an indian discount student driver school thats really only used by indians |
| Farto Rubio | (14:10:53): | and it has indian driving school in the name |
| Farto Rubio | (14:11:11): | also i saw a guy put a can of vegetables back because his coupon to save 25 cents wasn't accepted |
| Farto Rubio | (14:11:18): | i will never forget that |
| Flatulancelot | (14:11:37): | yeah well people poor brian |
| Flatulancelot | (14:11:41): | get used to it |
| Flatulancelot | (14:11:52): | this america, land of the free, home of the po' |
| Farto Rubio | (14:11:53): | i don't get why they just inherit a lot of money |
| Farto Rubio | (14:12:07): | they just don't* inherit a lot of money |
| Farto Rubio | (14:12:12): | it's not hard |
| Farto Rubio | (14:12:15): | find your rich relative |
| Flatulancelot | (14:12:21): | so poor they can't afford the "o-r" |
| Farto Rubio | (14:12:22): | become thier favorite grandson/nephew/whatever |
| Farto Rubio | (14:12:24): | then kill the |
| Farto Rubio | (14:12:25): | them |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:34:28): | I made thumbs up borris my desktop background |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:19:57): | also all the girls i email from sale, i looked them up on linkedin, banging |
| Farto Rubio | (15:20:38): | ? |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:30:43): | i email netwokrks for tracking and shit |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:30:51): | all the assistants are hot young women |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:30:54): | and Pedro |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:31:04): | but Pedro doesnt do his damn job |
| Farto Rubio | (15:35:43): | lol you should meet the joe who works here |
| Farto Rubio | (15:36:09): | he looks up our clients daughters on facebook and shows me. and he looked up the facebook of the new girl and showed me her beach album lol |
| Farto Rubio | (15:36:14): | it was odd to say the least |
| Farto Rubio | (15:37:28): | Finally made more in one day of trading than 1 day of wage slaving |
| Farto Rubio | (15:37:43): | Just don't ask to see my monthly or yearly performance |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:39:04): | Is there an audio book of the communist manifesto |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:39:10): | and is it nor free? |
| Farto Rubio | (15:40:22): | https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Manifesto.pdf |
| Farto Rubio | (15:41:39): | communist manifesto is a decent read, i read it frosh year of college for my intro to politcal theory class back when i still dreamed of being a poli sci major |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:42:13): | so thats where it all went down hill |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:42:18): | Found it guys |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:42:23): | we can stop looking |
| Farto Rubio | (15:42:27): | i'd say it was more my Marx and Marxism class |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:42:32): | mine was repeated head trama |
| Farto Rubio | (15:42:34): | also the fact I can see the world around me |
| Farto Rubio | (15:42:51): | lol i thought i had the head trauma |
| Farto Rubio | (15:42:59): | 1 hospitalization and 2 sets of stitches |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:43:04): | no you just retarded |
| Farto Rubio | (15:43:56): | no u |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:44:05): | you play soccer, you retarded, you white, you ben affleck |
| Farto Rubio | (15:44:34): | who doesn't want be b affleck |
| Farto Rubio | (15:44:39): | banged j-lo |
| Farto Rubio | (15:44:48): | had it in his prenup she had to put out at least 3 times a week |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:44:49): | and jennifer garner |
| Farto Rubio | (15:44:50): | thats baller |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:45:00): | was that real |
| Farto Rubio | (15:45:06): | i heard it on the radio |
| Farto Rubio | (15:45:07): | so yea |
| Farto Rubio | (15:45:44): | she also had a no cheating clause |
| Farto Rubio | (15:45:53): | I guess we all make promises we can't keep |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:45:59): | If i was a celebrity for just a day |
| Flatulancelot | (15:46:36): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:46:53): | http://i.imgur.com/02oarlg.jpg |
| Farto Rubio | (16:16:03): | yay guns! |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:16:50): | the Democrats ended there sit in |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:17:04): | What is everyones views on guns |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:17:15): | like legit views |
| Farto Rubio | (16:19:18): | i think after a certain points gun aren't for self defense anymore. at what point im not sure. \xa0could they just be for a hobbyist, sure but they can also be used to kill people. \xa0chemist with degrees who know what they're doing aren't allowed to just buy deadly chemicals, hell you can't buy too much ibuprofen cause some people use it to make meth, so to say that you can restrict that but not certain guns seems dumb imo |
| Farto Rubio | (16:20:21): | but i also think the gun violence has other bigger factors than the number of guns we do or don't have in the streets |
| Farto Rubio | (16:21:10): | that's my $ 0.02 |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:26:27): | I believe they are like cars, people should have a liscnec and understand that this can kill someone. but you can have a fun enjoyable time if your not stupid or mentally unstable |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:27:00): | but no black people, cant arm the negros |
| Farto Rubio | (16:27:16): | and also while it's understandable you want a truck to drive, driving a monster truck starts to become a danger to other car drivers |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:33:17): | yea so no automatic weapons |
| Flatulancelot | (16:36:54): | Automatic weapons have been illegal for decades |
| Flatulancelot | (16:37:25): | Guns should be registered |
| Flatulancelot | (16:38:23): | Banning assault weapons is the idea of people that don't understand what a rifle is |
| Flatulancelot | (16:38:36): | Just cause it looks scary isn't the problem |
| Flatulancelot | (16:41:38): | handguns are a bigger issue because they are much more easily concealed |
| Flatulancelot | (16:42:07): | also, the war on drugs should be considered a much more significant issue in relation to gun violence |
| Flatulancelot | (16:42:52): | Democrats banned foregrips in the 90s cause they thought it somehow made the gun they were attached to more dangerous |
| Flatulancelot | (16:45:01): | and fuck the Republicans that block the CDC from doing research into gun violence |
| Flatulancelot | (16:45:09): | suicide is actually the largest contributor to gun deaths, so that's something to consider |
| Flatulancelot | (16:46:27): | suicide is actually the largest contributor to gun deaths, so that's something to consider |
| Flatulancelot | (16:46:27): | fuck the NRA. they represent the manufacturers, who are incentivized to Sell sell sell |
| Farto Rubio | (16:54:38): | I was going to say a lot of gun deaths are probably attributable to poor people who can't afford mental health services |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:06:47): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYuwXjlTqZw |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:06:53): | watch this with the CC on |
| Farto Rubio | (17:22:10): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (17:22:14): | I love this pic so much |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:37:30): | Did I miss the gun control debate? God damn it |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:05:05): | I hate public transportation so very very very much |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:28:13): | What ever Candiate can fix the trains gets my vote. I don't care his social polices. He or she makes he trains run. They got my vote. If even vote for Steve |
| Flatulancelot | (19:28:49): | Steve would get rid of trains in favor of hyper loop |
| Flatulancelot | (19:29:48): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (19:35:22): | Putin actually endorsed the idea for Russia. Said he wants Elon Musk to build that shit pronto |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:42:04): | Scientific discovery. So I have trying to figure this out. When a trains crowded. Indian people will only sit with other Indian people or stand. They won't sit inbetween 2 white people or 2 black propel |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:43:26): | Don't trust whitey |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:43:41): | Or blacky |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:43:45): | Or mexicany |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:44:03): | INDIAN PEOPLE ARE RASICST |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:44:25): | Or don't trust Europeans for there treatment of there home land |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:45:03): | I'm going to write a book. |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:45:08): | Why everyone sucks |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:45:34): | Give me any type of people, race, job. Anything I'll reply you why they suck |
| Flatulancelot | (19:45:42): | Already written. It's called The Bible. Maybe you can write the fourth edition |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:45:53): | King Marc's edition |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:46:08): | Tell me why Navajo Indians suck |
| Flatulancelot | (19:46:10): | And God said, fuck dem bitches |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:46:42): | There bead art relays on turquoise. Nothing but baige goes with turquoise |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:46:52): | Bad color pallet. Next |
| Farto Rubio | (19:47:16): | There is the "the gentleman's guide to racism" I think |
| Flatulancelot | (19:47:17): | Italians. Go |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:47:25): | Oh boy where do I start |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:47:39): | Lazy and big noses. Stealing all my air |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:47:44): | Next |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:47:50): | Hmongs |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:48:05): | Da fuq is that |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:48:29): | Mountain chinks |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:49:06): | Bad wifi and poor basket weaving design. I need flare for my wheat bin |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:49:08): | Next |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:51:43): | North Koreans |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:57:26): | like the Asian Rick Flair. |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:57:34): | But can't walk the Aisle. |
| Flatulancelot | (21:18:40): | https://youtu.be/zJCH1gk3D8s |
| Comrade Sanders | (22:03:43): | Well I'm getting arrested in Texas now |
| Friday, 24 June 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:20:36): | So Britian Said FU EU |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:25:44): | so what does them leaving the EU mean |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:28:27): | they have 2 years to plan the exit |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:33:51): | the pound dropped hard, time to take over england and we will make the Unified Solified Alliance |
| Farto Rubio | (10:05:51): | Overnight England also lost its place as 5th biggest economy to France due to the drop in the pound |
| Farto Rubio | (10:05:57): | Sharpest drop in 31 years |
| Farto Rubio | (10:08:00): | not a single polling place in scotland voted to leave, but now theyre sucked in to. they're definitely gonna vote to leave the UK next referendum |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:08:36): | Europe is crumbling |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:08:40): | TIME TO ATTACK |
| Farto Rubio | (10:09:20): | thats literally what some people think putin is doing |
| Farto Rubio | (10:09:24): | lickin' his lips |
| Farto Rubio | (10:09:34): | for some prime cut of European meat |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:10:01): | President Trump will do what he needs to do. |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:10:26): | We can help Europe the best if we make it America |
| Farto Rubio | (10:10:46): | so we annex europe lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:11:52): | USA USA USA |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:14:29): | Side Note, |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:14:42): | Eric Kouston rides for Nike SB |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:14:50): | I thought he rode for girl |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:18:48): | side note to side note |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:18:56): | i realized you dont follow skateboarding |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:19:00): | back to politics |
| Farto Rubio | (10:19:55): | oh so I was talking with my mom about the brexit this morning |
| Farto Rubio | (10:20:05): | I said I thought it was a mistake and will be looked back as such |
| Farto Rubio | (10:20:30): | she said well 2-3 hundred years ago a certain group of people broke apart from UK and everyone told them they'd be worse off without their mother country etc |
| Farto Rubio | (10:22:17): | I said that was just a bunch of rich assholes who didn't want to pay their taxes |
| Farto Rubio | (10:42:39): | im reading more on this and idk how I feel now since the EU was mostly a super capitalist org. i mean it got voted through with the help of xenophobia and nationalism for sure but it might be a good thing actually |
| Farto Rubio | (10:42:50): | damn why can't issues be black and white |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:55:16): | I think if the people wanted to leave its up to them |
| Farto Rubio | (11:07:45): | the campaign to leave was full of lies |
| Farto Rubio | (11:07:51): | so that should be considered as well |
| Farto Rubio | (11:11:51): | the conservative rupert murdoch even went as far just preventing john oliver's show on the brexit from airing until after the vote. and there was a large lie that the UK contributed 350m a week to the EU when really it was 190 million of which from that they reveied some back |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:12:37): | hoo boy |
| Flatulancelot | (11:13:22): | Ends justify the means??? |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:22:24): | you know it baby |
| Farto Rubio | (11:23:14): | is it time to start yelling over each other with our political views again |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:23:16): | I dont trust John Oliver as a reporter though |
| Farto Rubio | (11:23:27): | KILL WHITEY |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:23:35): | the daily show either |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:23:39): | anything on MSNBC |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:23:43): | i don't trust john oliver as a human being |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:23:44): | or FOox news |
| Farto Rubio | (11:23:49): | right but it is true his show on the topic was blocked until after the vote. thats a fact |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:24:02): | why would they block it though, who cares |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:24:05): | americans aint voting |
| Farto Rubio | (11:24:09): | and it is true there were a lot of lies in the campaign to leave |
| Farto Rubio | (11:24:16): | well they show john oliver in the UK as well |
| Farto Rubio | (11:24:19): | it was blocked there im saying |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:24:29): | oh i thought it was a US news show |
| Farto Rubio | (11:24:30): | the show aired here and was delayed there |
| Flatulancelot | (11:25:00): | His show is popular in UK too and their argument was that his show would influence voters |
| Farto Rubio | (11:25:41): | "The John Oliver Effect" as it's been called |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:26:45): | ok cool, gotta keep away those persuasive arguments |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:27:03): | Im sure there were lies on the stay side as well |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:27:17): | Listen Human Beings are the worst |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:27:20): | thats a fact |
| Farto Rubio | (11:27:30): | brit's are also pissed that this vote was mostly decided by old people who won't be alive to even see the exit lol |
| Farto Rubio | (11:27:38): | or live through it |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:28:04): | thanks britbama |
| Farto Rubio | (11:28:21): | hey obama |
| Farto Rubio | (11:28:25): | find your birth certificate yet? |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:30:04): | we are very different politically, and we need to respect that, but i will continue to disrespct you based on your becnh press max |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:30:15): | fucking losers |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:30:39): | let me ask you guys a question |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:30:43): | 7 |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:30:49): | thats my answer |
| Farto Rubio | (11:30:51): | As I will continue to disrespect you abilities to do integrate differential equations |
| Farto Rubio | (11:30:57): | whats the Q, P? |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:31:19): | with his interest in breaking up big corporations, do you feel that stone cold steve austin represents the socialist movement fully and is your idealized american? |
| Flatulancelot | (11:32:38): | Too Christian |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:32:39): | Stone Cold Steve Austin, worked his way up to fight the establishment aka Vinny M, figthing for the WCW. He wants everyone to get a shot to be World Champ |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:32:48): | but he wasnts you to work hard |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:32:55): | so Idealized AMerican |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:33:12): | Roman Regiens is s fucking commie |
| Flatulancelot | (11:33:19): | Far from environmentally friendly. He wastes most of his beer |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:33:19): | BRING BACK THE ROCK |
| Farto Rubio | (11:33:21): | Work hard? Where's my free money! |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:33:58): | anyone remeber when triple H used to wear tuxedos an d shit |
| Flatulancelot | (11:36:18): | Anyone remember when Rikishi would rub his fat ass on people's faces |
| Flatulancelot | (11:36:33): | And his bros would do the worm |
| Farto Rubio | (11:36:56): | I remember Triple H just had a drinking problem |
| Flatulancelot | (11:37:01): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (11:37:04): | He'd put water in his mouth but then spit it out everywhere |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:37:15): | Steve austin had a drinking problem too, the beer couldnt stay in his mouth |
| Flatulancelot | (11:37:57): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (11:38:09): | This guy. This guy did the worm |
| Flatulancelot | (11:38:20): | Scotty 2 hotty |
| Farto Rubio | (11:38:37): | lol that was Alan's idol for a while |
| Flatulancelot | (11:39:05): | He had big dreams |
| Flatulancelot | (11:39:14): | I think next in line was ICP |
| Farto Rubio | (11:39:34): | josh, this next pic is for you |
| Farto Rubio | (11:39:38): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (11:40:24): | I'm so confused |
| Flatulancelot | (11:40:54): | Someone else thought of space Communism too? |
| Flatulancelot | (11:41:02): | Where did you find this |
| Farto Rubio | (11:41:10): | lol it's not only you |
| Farto Rubio | (11:41:21): | /r/fullcommunism lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:42:02): | what is space communism |
| Flatulancelot | (11:42:48): | My argument against the free market. You think capitalism will reign supreme when we're traveling space |
| Flatulancelot | (11:43:02): | No you fuck nut. Space Communism |
| Flatulancelot | (11:43:17): | Space Communism is the answer to our heavenly prayers |
| Farto Rubio | (11:43:30): | In space, nobody can exploit your labor for profit |
| Farto Rubio | (11:44:16): | basically though if there was a small group of people living in space it wouldn't make sense to have a economic system like capitalism due to the few resources and people. you couldn't form companies or the like. \xa0so everyone would just do things for the benefit of everyones survivial |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:44:34): | why can't you form space companies |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:44:41): | Moon Rocks inc |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:45:00): | Toyota Interstellar Vehicles |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:45:36): | see heres the problem with space communism |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:45:50): | there will be less resources so when the government is in charge of it they will become tyrannical |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:46:04): | this is going to lead to a warhammer emperor of mankind esque situation |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:46:22): | and then that's it for us |
| Farto Rubio | (11:46:52): | no government |
| Farto Rubio | (11:46:58): | only peace love free sex and weed |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:47:03): | space weed? |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:47:10): | sp'weed? |
| Farto Rubio | (11:47:14): | gets you SUPER high |
| Farto Rubio | (11:47:30): | "bro im in the atmosphere" |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:47:33): | pass me that doober, i'm about to achieve higher than light travel |
| Farto Rubio | (11:54:03): | last one i promise |
| Farto Rubio | (11:54:08): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (11:57:57): | What if we had Santa all wrong. He's an inter-dimensional slave trader. When the states ended slavery, he turned to the other nations still in practice. When it no longer became profitable to engage economically with Earthlings, he moved to more fortuitous world. Hence why Santa has not graced us with his presence in centuries |
| Flatulancelot | (11:59:32): | He would leave "gifts" for the families that gave up their dwarves |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:59:34): | also what's the deal with him not giving gifts to jewish children and poor kids |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:00:02): | and how come we leave out cookies for him and he eats like one cookie and just takes a bite out of another and leaves it there |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:00:13): | oh thanks santa, let me clean up your shit |
| Flatulancelot | (12:00:18): | Dwarves are the only ones who could comfortably ride his reindeer without shattering their knees |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:00:32): | it's all so obvious now |
| Flatulancelot | (12:00:36): | But the reindeer were also slaves from another dimension |
| Flatulancelot | (12:00:48): | Just happened to look like deer |
| Farto Rubio | (12:01:19): | If you don't finish your dessert santa, how can you have any meat |
| Flatulancelot | (12:01:55): | What we should really be asking is, what is his end game? If he's just enslaving midgets, what are they actually working for |
| Flatulancelot | (12:02:16): | Is there an inter dimensional dwarf battle brewing? |
| Flatulancelot | (12:02:40): | Are dwarves considered giants on Santa's home world |
| Flatulancelot | (12:03:47): | They see the dwarf and run the fuck away. Then Santa recruits one human and the other team is like, o shit. They got double dwarves. "probably just two dwarves, one on top of the other" |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:04:16): | im going to start referring to normal people as doubledwarves |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:05:51): | i do my job for 15 minutes and i come to space communism |
| Farto Rubio | (12:06:01): | you had 15 minutes of work? damn I envy you |
| Farto Rubio | (12:06:07): | im so fucking bored |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:06:10): | i have alot of work |
| Farto Rubio | (12:06:10): | i did all my work months ago |
| Farto Rubio | (12:06:31): | now im just working on eating lunch |
| Farto Rubio | (12:06:34): | and looking busy |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:07:00): | i have tons of work but i just do it slowly lol |
| Farto Rubio | (12:07:29): | oh i have a picture that we can all enjoy |
| Farto Rubio | (12:07:46): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (12:08:13): | she got chinese food for dinner later lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:08:17): | http://i.imgur.com/0IQBwrf.jpg |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:08:50): | that shirts not even funtional |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:09:48): | listen brian |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:09:54): | her doctor says she has to eat chinese 3 times a week |
| Farto Rubio | (12:09:56): | its chinese in, chinese out |
| Farto Rubio | (12:09:58): | thats all that matters |
| Farto Rubio | (12:10:34): | im really starting to question the integrity of montclairs nutrition program |
| Farto Rubio | (12:58:38): | my boss believes the brexit is all one big scam for wall street |
| Flatulancelot | (13:00:03): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (13:00:23): | he said wall street want's a crash so people sell and they can buy at the bottom |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:00:45): | Brian, do you have a job or are you just sitting in your basement. Your "Boss" is a big mix of Steve and Your Mom |
| Farto Rubio | (13:01:14): | I'm upstairs now bitch |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:01:41): | so the kitchen |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:01:56): | Guys i think we need to finally tell him |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:02:06): | we are all figments of you imagination Brina |
| Farto Rubio | (13:03:19): | I already knew that |
| Farto Rubio | (13:03:34): | that's why I thought Frankie out of existence, the old fifth member of the crew |
| Farto Rubio | (13:03:41): | he tried to become the alpha |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:04:18): | yea but lori and steve are real |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:04:31): | so maybe thats why you invented us |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:06:48): | http://imgur.com/U8C7dMU |
| Farto Rubio | (13:45:36): | pete you remember your idea for the overly confident virgin |
| Flatulancelot | (13:59:49): | Yes Pete. Tell us. There's a rock and roll hall of famer at my house right now along with his biographer. He also happens to be a screenwriter. Now is the legend opportunity to pitch our very best |
| Flatulancelot | (14:00:03): | Perfect opportunity* |
| Flatulancelot | (14:00:19): | Gimme all you got boys |
| Farto Rubio | (14:02:04): | Who is it? |
| Farto Rubio | (14:02:18): | oh the guy your dad was talking about before |
| Flatulancelot | (14:02:43): | Not sure who the biographer is but he's done other music biographies before |
| Flatulancelot | (14:02:56): | Musician is a guy from the rascals |
| Flatulancelot | (14:03:48): | https://youtu.be/cJqjlFGZxtE |
| Farto Rubio | (14:18:41): | tell him about bird sodomy |
| Flatulancelot | (14:20:42): | Thats more of a philosophical quandary |
| Farto Rubio | (14:22:10): | you ever feel like you gotta take a huge shit, but then only a few rabbit turds come out? very few things are more disappointing than that |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:05:58): | story of my fuckin life |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:06:02): | btw new brule tonight boys |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:06:50): | and lets pitch our screenplay |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:07:03): | "Wait till you hear about this one. What's your opinion on dick biting movies?" |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:08:13): | our next screenplay idea needs to blatantly pander to the chinese btw |
| Flatulancelot | (15:10:52): | 1.3 billion. We're selling ourselves short with these American schlubs |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:11:25): | for real, i just read how china is soon going to be the biggest market for movies and they're already starting to pander to them |
| Flatulancelot | (15:12:15): | 60 minutes did an interesting piece on Chinese movie production |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:12:16): | Them there chinamen made south paw |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:12:19): | for the summer blockbusters, they're all doing pretty mediocre in the US except for captain america. but then they're killing it in china. the warcraft movie made the vast majority of its profit in china and independence day 2 is the same way, plus it has blatant china pandering scenes in it apparently |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:12:23): | we need to be ahead of the curve |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:12:42): | lets make our own ching chong film |
| Flatulancelot | (15:12:59): | There's an entire city built in China strictly to shoot movies |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:13:13): | Hollywood |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:13:17): | Bollywood |
| Flatulancelot | (15:13:23): | They built a scale replica of the temple at the forbidden city |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:13:27): | Chink Chonk wood |
| Flatulancelot | (15:13:36): | Place is massive |
| Flatulancelot | (15:14:51): | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hengdian_World_Studios |
| Flatulancelot | (15:14:58): | Chinawood |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:14:59): | i think we should create the gory hole but make the dick biter a small chinese man |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:16:02): | Gory Hore |
| Flatulancelot | (15:16:04): | Make the viewers think we're racist for dropping the L in glory, only for them to realize, nah this is a gory hole for real |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:16:30): | then the twist |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:16:35): | it was rasicts |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:17:44): | Josh Brian, your brain weighs 2% of your body but get over 20% of the body, even your body is a captilist sysytem |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:17:54): | of oxygen |
| Flatulancelot | (15:18:04): | What |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:18:49): | you brain gets 20% of all the oxygen you take in |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:19:00): | but only weighs 2% of it |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:20:01): | uh |
| Flatulancelot | (15:23:40): | Bad joke |
| Flatulancelot | (15:23:49): | You must now suffer the consequences |
| Flatulancelot | (15:23:54): | We shall shame you |
| Flatulancelot | (15:23:57): | Publicly |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:24:36): | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3d/8e/34/3d8e34678a4851b374f882f8f5d0570f.jpg |
| Flatulancelot | (15:27:45): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (15:28:06): | Get you poo ready gents. It's time for flinging. |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:32:03): | hooo boy some spicy EU discussions going on in the cube nextt to me |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:34:25): | http://i.lvme.me/b30gu81.jpg |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:34:30): | I dont watch GOT |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:34:35): | so you have no power |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:34:40): | to shame me |
| Farto Rubio | (15:39:08): | you're body takes all the oxygen then uses it to run your body, to each organ according to his ability, to each acording to his need |
| Farto Rubio | (15:39:10): | your body is a commie |
| Flatulancelot | (15:40:23): | Yeah. Shame on you, Marc, House of Rugs |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:40:46): | god damn |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:40:48): | just realized |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:40:52): | my blood is RED |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:41:00): | my body has been a communist for so long |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:41:23): | Pete, your blood is red |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:41:28): | your skin is white |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:41:32): | your balls are blue |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:41:36): | MURICA |
| Farto Rubio | (15:41:57): | damn |
| Flatulancelot | (15:42:29): | Damn. I just realized. |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:42:29): | A white guy trying to bust a nut, nothing more American |
| Flatulancelot | (15:42:35): | All jizz is white. |
| Flatulancelot | (15:42:38): | White power |
| Farto Rubio | (15:42:55): | long live whitey |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:43:00): | We all start out white |
| Flatulancelot | (16:36:59): | What's everyone doing later |
| Flatulancelot | (16:37:03): | Poker anyone |
| Flatulancelot | (16:37:25): | I got a gambling itch that needs a scratching |
| Farto Rubio | (16:50:41): | Oh I thought we were aiming for Saturday, ima be in Old bridge tonight |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:06:49): | i though we were bballing and skating |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:06:52): | tomorrowe |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:39:42): | I have to do a family thing tomorrow, free tonight and Sunday possibly |
| Saturday, 25 June 2016 |
| Cryin' Ted | (00:09:03): | man how have i never watched decker before, this is great |
| Flatulancelot | (00:09:42): | Shit. I forgot that the doctor will see me soon |
| Flatulancelot | (00:27:16): | Still golden |
| Flatulancelot | (00:27:22): | Marc would hate this |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:17:42): | Ball today? |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:20:04): | Can't, gotta leave for a family thing by 2 or 3 |
| Farto Rubio | (11:20:22): | I think I'd be down |
| Flatulancelot | (11:42:18): | Sure |
| Farto Rubio | (12:10:55): | Someone have a ball? I'm at dicks now and can buy a cheap one if needed |
| Flatulancelot | (12:13:12): | I have one or two but they definitely need to be pumped |
| Farto Rubio | (12:59:51): | I didn't realize how many soccer games were in fir the euros today u think I might just watch them |
| Farto Rubio | (13:00:03): | Also usa v Colombia for 3rd place too |
| Flatulancelot | (13:00:24): | I'm down to watch |
| Farto Rubio | (13:05:39): | Come through if you want to watch |
| Farto Rubio | (13:06:06): | Wales v northern Ireland now, Croatia v Portugal at 3 which will be a great game |
| Flatulancelot | (13:26:52): | Imma cummin baby |
| Farto Rubio | (16:02:00): | Haleys dad just passed away. I'll let you guys know when the wake is, if you could make it I'm sure haley would appreciate it. |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:04:21): | Yea let me know. Tell her I'm sorry for her loss, and if you have any info for the funeral let me know, I want to look into getting flowers or something |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:04:47): | Yea same here |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:05:10): | Pete and Josh if you guys want to go in on some flowers |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:05:28): | Yea I'm interested |
| Farto Rubio | (16:35:55): | Thanks guy really appreciate it |
| Farto Rubio | (16:36:00): | I'm sure she does too |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:20:19): | Pete Hosh. There is a florist we used for my grandfathers one. Good flowers |
| Farto Rubio | (17:34:26): | I think everything might be tomorrow from what I'm hearing now I'll keep you guys updated. |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:34:58): | That's a little quick of turn around |
| Farto Rubio | (17:35:22): | Nevermind sounds like the planning is being done tomorrow. |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:35:45): | Ohhh |
| Farto Rubio | (17:50:47): | I'll keep you guys updated as things are figured out |
| Sunday, 26 June 2016 |
| Farto Rubio | (09:07:37): | Arrangements are being made at 12 I'll let you guys know what time is decided |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:56:31): | Alright |
| Farto Rubio | (13:05:24): | 4-7 pm wednesday at mitruska funeral home on new Brunswick ave (amboy ave) fords |
| Farto Rubio | (20:50:17): | On a lighter note, when we were going to make the arrangements Nick (gokusnake) was wearing a sleeveless shirt. He decided to to switch into another shirt with sleeves that said "do me a favor... and stop talking to me" |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:56:33): | Did you do him that favor |
| Monday, 27 June 2016 |
| Farto Rubio | (08:27:46): | He didn't even have to ask |
| Farto Rubio | (08:49:14): | http://imgur.com/gallery/dhwPLtv |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:07:46): | I forgot I made this my desktop background |
| Farto Rubio | (09:08:13): | he looks like he's taking giant shit but also wants you to know it's great |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:11:36): | Looks more like Jeff Daniels from dumb and dumber |
| Farto Rubio | (09:20:20): | well looks like ghost nut busters has already happened we missed the boat guys |
| Farto Rubio | (09:20:21): | http://loaded.co.uk/ghostbusters-brazzers-porn-parody/ |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:51:28): | I love who media is all about stereotyping |
| Farto Rubio | (09:54:39): | go on |
| Farto Rubio | (09:58:26): | you talking about at your job? |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:12:24): | yea |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:12:37): | like Dennys is targeting low income people |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:12:42): | and throwing money at BET |
| Farto Rubio | (10:21:20): | oh yea |
| Farto Rubio | (10:21:30): | you see it with mcdonalds a lot too targeting urban demographics |
| Farto Rubio | (10:22:12): | so many of their ads seem targeted towards poor black people and it's effective. cigarettes do the same and thats why mostly black people smoke menthol |
| Flatulancelot | (10:23:35): | When I have a black child out of wedlock, I'm gonna name him Menthol. |
| Flatulancelot | (10:23:52): | To show that I'm with it, culturally |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:32:55): | Menthol Snow |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:37:05): | why black people so easily persuaded to buy shit, now please excuse me while i drive my BMW with my Micheal Kors watch and my burbary suit |
| Farto Rubio | (11:35:28): | cause they're marketed to a lot |
| Farto Rubio | (11:35:36): | like you just said dennys is targeting them lol |
| Farto Rubio | (11:35:46): | gotta keep those 2 am denny fight vid's coming |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:53:47): | Dennys is a client |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:00:25): | I still have the youtube channel Denny's fight league |
| Farto Rubio | (12:02:49): | Ask them how they microwave their eggs to perfection |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:14:30): | they hit the egg button |
| Farto Rubio | (12:16:03): | https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/19/texas-secession-movement-brexit-eu-referendum |
| Farto Rubio | (12:16:14): | giddy up cowboys gonna be a wild ride |
| Flatulancelot | (12:19:02): | Didn't we already have this war. This country is blood in, blood out |
| Flatulancelot | (12:19:09): | Once you're in, you can't leave |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:19:18): | take your lumps |
| Farto Rubio | (12:19:49): | we should let them do it then constantly complain about them damn texan immigrants |
| Farto Rubio | (12:19:54): | hell we should do that anyways |
| Farto Rubio | (12:19:58): | fucking cowboys taking our jobs |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:20:29): | http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/dal.png&h=150&w=150 |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:20:34): | they took our jobs |
| Farto Rubio | (12:20:59): | hey if it gets Tony "Homo" Romo out of the US, i'm all for it |
| Farto Rubio | (12:21:06): | durrrr |
| Flatulancelot | (12:22:32): | If Texans were smart, they'd just split up their state into 5 States. When they joined the union, it was part of the ratification process that they could, at any time, split their state into 5. If they were to do that now, they'd gain 8 new senators, likely all Republicans |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:16:01): | Then we can take back this country from you hippy dippy losers with your fancy teeth and edumcations. All i need is the Bible and a semi automactic drum barrell loading modified BAR Brownie Assault Rifle |
| Farto Rubio | (13:24:37): | i think im gonna go the opposite way and live on a commune |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:47:43): | My problem with communes is that there are other people on the communes |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:48:13): | just give me a cabin in the woods and deliver crates of easy mac to me each month |
| Farto Rubio | (13:48:14): | But if there isn't, then it's just an Immune |
| Farto Rubio | (13:54:35): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTcSvnN3ZrE |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:01:59): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_hIMvZTc1A |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:07:12): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw |
| Farto Rubio | (14:17:45): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (14:17:45): | This was sent in a work group chat |
| Farto Rubio | (14:17:50): | Then this was posted |
| Farto Rubio | (14:17:57): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:18:42): | lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:18:56): | so we like to wear jeans and need constant supervision |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:19:02): | well honestly that's true |
| Farto Rubio | (14:19:11): | people reach out their hands to give me a handshake |
| Farto Rubio | (14:19:16): | and im like just poke me on my facebook brodino |
| Farto Rubio | (14:20:14): | there's definitely generational differences |
| Farto Rubio | (14:20:20): | my boss hates technology lol |
| Farto Rubio | (14:20:23): | despises it really |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:23:01): | yea my parents are the same way. the other day my dad was flipping out at the phonograph because he couldn't figure out how to get it to play his favorite ragtime hits |
| Farto Rubio | (14:28:03): | i don't get whats wrong though with wanting to work from home or not wearing formal wear all the time lol. i mean casual friday was a thing before our generation yea? |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:29:55): | working from home is a sore spot at my company |
| Farto Rubio | (14:30:09): | how do you mean |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:30:18): | it used to be you could work from home one day per week but they moved it to once a month |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:30:29): | it's a thing everyone likes but it does cause problems |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:30:34): | the difference post isnt even bad |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:30:42): | its the actual differnce |
| Flatulancelot | (14:30:51): | When I worked from home I never got anything done |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:30:55): | yup |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:31:01): | people often don't get stuff done |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:31:06): | or they go afk |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:31:22): | so let's say you need to contact a coworker but they're out grocery shopping lol |
| Farto Rubio | (14:31:31): | lol its annoying to be in on these posts and then get asked in person "what do you say about that?" |
| Farto Rubio | (14:31:33): | what am i supposed to say |
| Farto Rubio | (14:31:41): | you're right, your generation rocks and mine cries lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:31:51): | "i sure do love snapchat and hate dressing up!" |
| Flatulancelot | (14:32:06): | Our parents generation ruined everything and are blaming us |
| Farto Rubio | (14:32:27): | I say it every every morning and every day and it's so true. Baby boomers are a mess |
| Flatulancelot | (14:32:32): | Climate change. Yeah, you kids are assholes |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:34:17): | they create an environment where no jobs are stable and then complain that people arent dedicated to jobs |
| Farto Rubio | (14:35:27): | yup |
| Farto Rubio | (14:36:35): | globalization amirite |
| Farto Rubio | (15:27:05): | what are your guys thoughts on a "work wife" |
| Flatulancelot | (15:30:13): | Like a chick you're sleeping with at work? |
| Farto Rubio | (15:30:55): | That person at work (same or opposite sex) that takes the place of your "at home" spouse while you are at work (no sexual relationship is part of this being!) You talk with, connect to, and relate to this person as good as or better than your "at home" spouse with regards to all things work related.\nWhile at the monthly incentive meeting, my work wife, Ryan and I shared an inside joke about how bad our boss' suit was..what the hell was that stain and how did it get there? |
| Farto Rubio | (15:31:00): | from urbandictionary |
| Farto Rubio | (15:31:25): | 2nd def : a person of the opposite sex with whom you spend most of your work day.\n\nOh yeah, Maria, she's my work wife. All we do is argue all day and then I have to make up for it by buying her chocolate at the grocery store. |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:32:47): | i need a girl who's an angel in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets |
| Flatulancelot | (15:40:42): | I'm voting Trump |
| Flatulancelot | (15:41:52): | I'm not kidding |
| Flatulancelot | (15:41:58): | Embrace the chaos |
| Flatulancelot | (15:42:31): | Make America Rage Again |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:42:53): | Why? |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:43:20): | Do you hate your civil liberties |
| Farto Rubio | (15:43:23): | to destroy america so it can then rise from the ashes |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:43:35): | I don't think that's how it works |
| Flatulancelot | (15:43:38): | President can't do shit |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:43:44): | this isn't Phoenix, AZ |
| Farto Rubio | (15:44:19): | honestly if trump gets president idk if he'll be able to get anything done. |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:44:25): | Didn't you go on and on about how this is the most important election because the President is choosing a bunch of Supreme Court justices |
| Farto Rubio | (15:44:31): | that's true |
| Flatulancelot | (15:45:06): | That's literally the only reason I'd consider voting Hillary |
| Flatulancelot | (15:45:14): | But I won't. |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:46:29): | as a person with a high school diploma it is your duty to not vote trump |
| Farto Rubio | (15:46:52): | it's the acceleration argument |
| Flatulancelot | (15:47:30): | Yes. We as a country need to make this mistake. To get it out of our system |
| Flatulancelot | (15:47:42): | Embrace the chaos |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:48:06): | well josh here are your people |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:48:07): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ups4FeSuHvY |
| Farto Rubio | (15:48:20): | i heard a bernie supporter on NPR say he was going to for Trump to pop the pimple that has formed on american politics |
| Flatulancelot | (15:48:41): | Think we'd get legal booze if it weren't illegal. Think weed would be so widely accepted if it weren't illegal. We need to make this mistake, collectively |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:49:27): | that doesn't make any sense |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:49:55): | booze was legal before it was illegal |
| Farto Rubio | (15:50:10): | elect trump -> people realize how bad we fucked up -> allows for actual leftist candidate next election |
| Farto Rubio | (15:50:18): | i think that's what josh is driving at |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:50:22): | or people love trump and trump 2 becomes president |
| Flatulancelot | (15:50:28): | What Brian said |
| Farto Rubio | (15:50:37): | 2 trump 2 great again |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:50:42): | and the next election is between Trump and Kanye West |
| Farto Rubio | (15:51:15): | Yeezy's got my vote |
| Flatulancelot | (15:51:26): | I'm voting Trump. Not because I support any of his ideals. But because I so adamantly oppose them |
| Farto Rubio | (15:51:38): | that's mad deep brother man |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:51:58): | So you'd be cool with losing stuff like healthcare to prove a point |
| Flatulancelot | (15:52:02): | That his beliefs are so vile and dangerous, that we'll wake up. Realize our mistake |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:52:06): | a point that most people won't get because they voted for trump |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:52:38): | word of advice, middle america does not wake up or learn |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:53:21): | here is an article from March of this year about a judge trying to desegregate a school in mississipi: http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/17/us/cleveland-mississippi-school-desegregation/ |
| Flatulancelot | (15:53:46): | They will wake up when their situation gets worse. |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:53:48): | these are the people you're giving power to with a trump presidency and they aren't going to wise up and decide to embrace liberal ideology in 4 years lol |
| Farto Rubio | (15:54:00): | im torn |
| Farto Rubio | (15:54:12): | on one hand i just want to say fuck you to hillary and hope that people wake up |
| Flatulancelot | (15:54:16): | I wish to disgrace my parents |
| Farto Rubio | (15:54:29): | but on the other hand, a conservative supreme court justice and the good likelihood no one will wake up |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:54:29): | there are many better ways to do that |
| Flatulancelot | (15:54:54): | People won't wake up unless they're slapped in the face |
| Farto Rubio | (15:55:14): | well |
| Farto Rubio | (15:55:17): | why haven't they yet |
| Flatulancelot | (15:55:24): | They've been oblivious because the changes that have fucked them have come so slowly. While they're asleep |
| Farto Rubio | (15:55:25): | how much more do we need |
| Farto Rubio | (15:55:32): | oh like nightman |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:55:38): | brian is right |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:55:49): | if things are so bad now, why would trump be the one thing that would make people wake up |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:55:58): | or would it just be another step in the wrong direction |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:56:03): | this has been going on since the 80s |
| Farto Rubio | (15:56:10): | i know i mentioned accelerationism before but it's also never actually been successful |
| Flatulancelot | (15:56:17): | And it must continue to its logical end |
| Flatulancelot | (15:56:37): | To show that it cannot work |
| Farto Rubio | (15:57:37): | well |
| Farto Rubio | (15:57:52): | like we said before trump will have some trouble pushing anything considering most people in the house and senate do not like him |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:57:57): | Here's the scary thing: what if trump DOES work? |
| Farto Rubio | (15:57:58): | so all he would do is slowly make things worse |
| Farto Rubio | (15:58:02): | which is par for the course |
| Farto Rubio | (15:58:18): | and that too what if he does a good thing or too and people see him as a good president |
| Farto Rubio | (15:58:27): | or at least a mediocre one |
| Farto Rubio | (15:58:32): | not some end of times thing like we're saying |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:58:34): | Exactly, what if he does what he says he will do, or tries it |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:58:41): | and delivers to his fanbase |
| Flatulancelot | (15:58:49): | No one is building a wall |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:58:49): | and people are happy because they voted for trump and got what they wanted |
| Farto Rubio | (15:59:02): | yea you can say that when you're kicked out on the other side of it |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:59:06): | ok but let's say he gets healthcare repealed |
| Flatulancelot | (15:59:16): | The cost of maintenance alone will scare Republicans |
| Farto Rubio | (15:59:23): | lol |
| Farto Rubio | (15:59:39): | republicans say they're against government spending and waste but you know that's a lie when it's for shit they want |
| Flatulancelot | (16:00:03): | Like the military |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:00:15): | thank you for your service |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:00:24): | this meal at denny's is on us |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:00:27): | - GOP Spending |
| Flatulancelot | (16:01:05): | 800+ military bases worldwide. What benefit do we reap? |
| Farto Rubio | (16:01:10): | im just saying GOP would definitely not be against a wall on financial grounds |
| Farto Rubio | (16:01:18): | especially if their base wants it |
| Farto Rubio | (16:01:26): | and immigration has been such a big issue for them |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:02:27): | just saying that voting for trump because you think it will cause america to "wake up" is like when you watch a movie and the villain gets caught, and then he reveals that it was his plan the whole time |
| Farto Rubio | (16:02:31): | i think its a solution to gov created fear mongering which is just an excuse for more us imperialism |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:02:41): | vote for big business, vote for peace, vote for shillary |
| Farto Rubio | (16:02:47): | lol |
| Farto Rubio | (16:03:00): | I can't wait till we can just text in our votes for what corporation we want to run us next |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:03:32): | hopefully the one i work for |
| Farto Rubio | (16:03:39): | that we watch on a TV show called "America's Corporations Got Leadership": |
| Farto Rubio | (16:04:02): | the CEO's just come out and give their spiel |
| Farto Rubio | (16:04:29): | "Vote for me and free internet for everyone!" -cuckerberg |
| Farto Rubio | (16:05:17): | also no homework and longer summer vacations |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:06:59): | hey if i dont have to pay $70 for shitty internet anymore cuckerburg's got my vote |
| Flatulancelot | (16:07:19): | Internet.org |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:07:30): | What the fuck did i miss |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:08:14): | josh is voting trump to save america |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:08:16): | from itself |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:08:23): | it's kind of an ozymandias kind of thing |
| Flatulancelot | (16:08:32): | Yes. That |
| Farto Rubio | (16:09:09): | Josh wants to make America Great Again in 4 years time |
| Farto Rubio | (16:09:35): | man will we have egg on our face if trump really does it |
| Farto Rubio | (16:10:47): | oh shit iceland is beating england 2-1 |
| Flatulancelot | (16:11:02): | In currency or soccer? |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:11:59): | or in white people |
| Farto Rubio | (16:11:59): | soccer |
| Farto Rubio | (16:12:14): | iceland is so small 8% of their entire population is at the Euros |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:12:38): | glad to see that those 4 farmers got the day off |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:14:21): | Im voting for who ever has the sexiest women as supporters, |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:14:24): | bjork be praised |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:14:27): | that would be trump |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:14:28): | hiliary has Lena Dunham |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:14:30): | so shes out |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:14:35): | and miley cyrus |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:14:48): | thats beating a dead whore |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:14:52): | i mean horse |
| Farto Rubio | (16:14:52): | ugh my coworker joe here was showing me nudes of miley cyrus. i left |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:14:55): | racist white women are where it's at |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:15:20): | nothing hotter than a spoiled racist white woman that wants to have your kids at age 21 |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:15:22): | he showed you nudes of a celbrity at work |
| Farto Rubio | (16:15:50): | yea it's pretty chill |
| Farto Rubio | (16:15:53): | except when it's miley |
| Farto Rubio | (16:16:01): | then it's AW SICK |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:16:11): | you work in a weird place |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:16:39): | sorry you arent allowed to complain about capitalism when you get to look at softcore porn at work |
| Farto Rubio | (16:16:46): | my boss was showing me a poster of Farrah Fawcett |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:16:55): | she got hotter after she died |
| Farto Rubio | (16:17:02): | said it used to be the hottest poster and every guy had to have it when back in the day |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:18:17): | ever think that like the little old ladys you see at the grocery store might have been huge whores at on point |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:19:13): | only one way to find out |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:19:15): | ya dig |
| Farto Rubio | (16:19:31): | oh yea she used to show all the boys her knees and elbows |
| Farto Rubio | (16:19:47): | "cmon girl let me just see ya joints" |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:20:18): | Also unrealted |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:20:36): | i think all ceplpods are alien life and we need to extermite them |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:21:13): | you mean cephalopods? |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:21:16): | like squids and shit |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:21:59): | yea |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:24:19): | man i love calamari |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:24:28): | capice |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:25:06): | also why are there so many not safe for work posts on the front page of reddit |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:25:13): | dont people have jobs |
| Flatulancelot | (16:26:15): | It just means most people have an incognito window open 24/7 |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:26:59): | people can still see whit |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:27:02): | open floor plans |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:28:05): | http://www.tactics.com/enjoi/hilary-t-shirt/dark-chocolate |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:29:14): | ive made some pretty risky clicks at work |
| Farto Rubio | (16:30:24): | i make those risky clicks when the receptionist goes to the bathroom and no one is behind me |
| Farto Rubio | (16:30:52): | also i went downstairs for one second to file some stuff, decided to talk to joe for a second |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:31:05): | i made rocky clicks of you recpetionist in the bathroom |
| Farto Rubio | (16:31:14): | first things out of his mouth "man you see jen? she got in shape. you can see the color of her thong through her sundress" |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:31:36): | is jen the receptionist |
| Farto Rubio | (16:31:39): | she used to be |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:31:45): | lol |
| Farto Rubio | (16:31:50): | she's back now helping out for extra cash since shes a teach and it's the summer |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:32:01): | would you say that she works for tips and tips alone |
| Farto Rubio | (16:32:13): | he also went in to detail how he thinks she's probably boring in bed |
| Farto Rubio | (16:32:21): | but good for her for wearing a thong |
| Farto Rubio | (16:32:30): | he was oddly supportive and cynical |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:32:55): | Can Pete and I come to work with you one day and just go. This isnt how thins works this isnt how any of this works |
| Farto Rubio | (16:34:04): | lol |
| Farto Rubio | (16:34:10): | fuck you're big company corporate structure and culture |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:34:22): | also anyone who is a pro skater under 21, there parents hated them right |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:34:32): | like if your 15 |
| Farto Rubio | (16:34:41): | if they're actually pro and making money, no the parents are just stealing from them |
| Farto Rubio | (16:34:50): | but otherwise yea probably |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:34:57): | your parents dont give a shit about you |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:35:33): | can i borrow $6K for a pair of Nikes, |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:35:57): | i might not get them. but the more money i have the better chance i have |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:36:35): | i disagree, i think bam margera comes from a very loving home |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:36:49): | he just hated them |
| Farto Rubio | (16:38:10): | http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/ |
| Farto Rubio | (16:52:25): | the soccer Brexit is official |
| Farto Rubio | (16:52:39): | England was told to cool off by Iceland |
| Farto Rubio | (16:53:25): | https://i.imgur.com/VJI5jsQ.gifv |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:02:19): | you know that since google is censoring shit Bing has been on the rise |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:02:34): | everything is coming up milohouse |
| Flatulancelot | (17:16:56): | Guess I gotta buy into the whole Bing ecosystem now. Bing phone. Bing search. Bing maps. Bing bong |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:23:31): | bing hardcore gay pornogrpahy |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:24:15): | honestly |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:24:21): | bing is great for porn |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:25:08): | tell me more tell me more |
| Farto Rubio | (17:25:13): | You know what used to be my go to for porn? My imagination. Now you can VR midget bukakke straight to your brain. Where has my country gone |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:27:27): | https://gfycat.com/UnequaledSeveralIndianelephant |
| Farto Rubio | (17:30:02): | He totally hit that |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:30:48): | https://i.redd.it/c1677of6ls5x.jpg\\ |
| Farto Rubio | (18:23:24): | Josh my mom wants to know when we're going out to the mid east to fix it since we messed it up |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:44:21): | Why do you share this with your mom. |
| Farto Rubio | (18:44:36): | It's fun to poke the bear |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:45:05): | These are my conversations with my mom. \n"How are the guys"\n"Still retarded"\n"Don't use that word and get dishes" |
| Farto Rubio | (18:45:24): | She literally used the white man's burden argument for slavery before, we saved those Africans from their own savagery and gave them a better life here. You know after slavery and Jim crow etc. |
| Flatulancelot | (19:07:12): | It was pretty audacious |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:07:52): | Honestly we were doing them a favor |
| Flatulancelot | (19:08:30): | She literally said that yesterday |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:09:50): | Black unemployment rate in 2016: 9.6%\n\nBlack unemployment rate in the 17th century: 0% |
| Flatulancelot | (19:34:19): | Who wants to come with me on a trip to Texas. Need to fill up on some bortions. |
| Farto Rubio | (19:34:47): | Pete did you look up the black unemployment rate just to make that joke lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:44:08): | Who do you think I am? Of course I did |
| Tuesday, 28 June 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:15:45): | Its Mel Brooks 90th birthday, the second greatest Jew |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:17:00): | I saw him on Conan like a year or two ago and he was still funny |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:21:40): | http://i.imgur.com/PguXHC4.jpg |
| Farto Rubio | (10:46:10): | man that was such a well put together parody mini series |
| Farto Rubio | (11:40:11): | so yesterday at dinner I was eating pork loin and i had 2 servings on my plate, 6 oz. my mom made a comment on how much I took. I said I had to make up protein i didn't get earlier in the day and she i don't have to max that out everyday. \xa0so I asked lori "how much protein does a grown man need" |
| Farto Rubio | (11:40:40): | and she was very quietly answer cause she didn't know. she said 30-35 is normal, 45-50 carbs, and 15-20 fa |
| Farto Rubio | (11:40:40): | fat |
| Farto Rubio | (11:41:02): | and in my head im thinking thats less than 600 calories total. i really wonder what she learned in college lol |
| Flatulancelot | (11:58:16): | Ice cream and chicken parmesan keeps the doctor away |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:34:50): | did she mean percent? |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:35:04): | because your diet should be 100% protein |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:35:07): | end |
| Farto Rubio | (13:38:56): | Oh you know maybe that is what she meant that's way less retarded |
| Farto Rubio | (13:53:29): | naked juice and chipotle burrito bowl #eatclean |
| Flatulancelot | (14:33:06): | New idea, feedback wanted: the job spectrum\n\nJobs can be either significant or insignificant. \n\nJobs can be liked or disliked. \n\nRate your jobs |
| Flatulancelot | (14:34:56): | For instance, my last job was completely insignificant and I hated it |
| Farto Rubio | (14:35:08): | honestly i think people are neutral to accounats i guess. they're significant so you don't get f'd in the a by big G, but in terms of liked or not like, idk what the general census is |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:40:46): | my job is significant to the advertising industry, you can decided whether that is true significance and i love it |
| Farto Rubio | (14:41:16): | so is the like/dislike by the employee or societies view of it |
| Farto Rubio | (14:41:28): | for example i think society as a whole dislikes lawyers |
| Farto Rubio | (14:41:37): | but a lawyer may like or dislike his own job |
| Flatulancelot | (14:42:06): | I mean significant in the sense of beneficial to society at large |
| Farto Rubio | (14:42:54): | no i get significant in that sense but what about the like/disliked |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:05): | thats also in terms of society at large yea? |
| Flatulancelot | (14:43:09): | That's the individual |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:12): | like society at large likes doctors since they keep us living |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:29): | oh well that's kind of useless since you can have large disagreement within the same field |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:44): | and odd to match against a societal view i thought both were societal |
| Flatulancelot | (14:43:46): | But I guess the individuals in the field on average is a more appropriate measures |
| Flatulancelot | (14:44:44): | So an average of the sentiment of all doctors |
| Flatulancelot | (14:45:07): | Or all sewage facility workers |
| Farto Rubio | (14:46:09): | you'd actually have to poll whole industries then. and you could have people thinking their job to be much more liked than it is. for examples CEO's could all like their job but that wouldn't necessarily be reflective of the general sentiment |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:13:23): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7jTAGliyY |
| Farto Rubio | (15:19:18): | rip slim jim man |
| Farto Rubio | (15:19:23): | he stopped the apocalpyse |
| Farto Rubio | (15:25:44): | my brother used to listen to that album |
| Farto Rubio | (16:16:49): | https://gfycat.com/UnacceptablePoliticalAfricancivet |
| Farto Rubio | (16:17:33): | there's an r/Tayne |
| Flatulancelot | (16:19:50): | That was a glorious gif |
| Wednesday, 29 June 2016 |
| Farto Rubio | (09:04:13): | a house in woodbridge near gill lane was found to have 100 cats living in it, in the walls and attics |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:21:25): | any people |
| Farto Rubio | (09:22:07): | yea 1 person, her cousin died and wanted to take care of her cat +99 more apparently |
| Farto Rubio | (09:22:32): | http://newjersey.news12.com/news/officials-find-over-100-cats-inside-woodbridge-condo-1.11980548 |
| Farto Rubio | (09:22:36): | hazmat had to be called in lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:05:35): | this is jessie's house in 5 years if left unchecked |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:23:09): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqdZ-MJsJn8&feature=youtu.be |
| Farto Rubio | (10:33:33): | thats awesome lol |
| Farto Rubio | (13:01:44): | i should be getting a cut of my bosses video soon for you all to watch |
| Flatulancelot | (13:02:47): | Did they shoot an entire pilot episode or just a few scenes? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:07:09): | its like a mini episode |
| Farto Rubio | (13:07:10): | 12 minutes long |
| Farto Rubio | (13:07:28): | downloading it now from dropbox, whats a good site to upload it to |
| Flatulancelot | (13:07:29): | An adult swim monster mini series |
| Flatulancelot | (13:07:40): | Mobster* |
| Farto Rubio | (13:09:41): | ah i just saw my boss was notified via dropbox i got it and downloaded it. im just gonna throw it on a USB and we can watch it. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:10:06): | Hoorah |
| Farto Rubio | (13:21:15): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (13:22:21): | How is he so pervasive |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:36:21): | http://imgur.com/yNZ4ThD |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:36:59): | also new CNN poll has Gary Johnson at 13% |
| Flatulancelot | (13:37:16): | These debates gonna be fun |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:42:10): | http://imgur.com/F8PuVuX |
| Farto Rubio | (13:42:24): | http://www.food.com/recipe/11-secret-herbs-and-spices-kfc-copycat-133784 |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:42:48): | MY LIFE IS A LIE |
| Farto Rubio | (13:43:10): | A copy of the recipe, signed by Sanders, is held inside a safe inside a vault in KFC's Louisville headquarters, along with eleven vials containing the herbs and spices.[13][14] To maintain the secrecy of the recipe, half of it is produced by Griffith Laboratories before it is given to McCormick, who add the second half.[15] |
| Farto Rubio | (13:43:30): | it's just fried chicken lol |
| Farto Rubio | (13:43:31): | jeez |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:43:46): | only 3 people know the code to the vault for cokes recepie |
| Farto Rubio | (13:43:53): | gary johnson is a cuck |
| Flatulancelot | (13:45:22): | Nick cage is about to steal the greatest recipes the world has ever known in... National Treasure: The Colonel |
| Farto Rubio | (13:46:00): | i'd watch that |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:46:09): | I installed Grammarly on chrome, i want to know what it thinks of the shit we write |
| Farto Rubio | (13:46:46): | but it's gotta be the recipe for fried chicken from 1776 written in invisible ink on the back of the constitution |
| Farto Rubio | (13:47:09): | i don't know what that is marc but if it analyzes what you talk about im interested in what it has to say about this groupchat |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:48:07): | Analyzing |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:48:23): | Results are in |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:48:28): | It says: |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:48:37): | Yall Niggas retarded |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:07:38): | http://www.tactics.com/deathwish/crooked-i-90-skateboard-deck |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:07:49): | anyone want a board shaped like a 40oz |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:48:08): | what is so special about hte kfc recipe |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:48:10): | it's fast food |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:48:15): | am i taking crazy pills here |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:23:12): | Back on politcs, some people in the netherlands, and even germany want to vote to see if they want to leave the EU |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:28:04): | http://www.wtae.com/national/man-shoots-taco-bell-over-missing-sour-cream/40262926 |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:28:07): | Also this |
| Farto Rubio | (20:58:07): | Today was rough so me and haley are very thankful for pete and josh coming and marc for the flowers, know you would have come if you could. It means a lot to her. |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:59:02): | If there is anything we can do let us known |
| Farto Rubio | (21:02:04): | Yea I think know haleys in a much better place with everything but thanks. |
| Farto Rubio | (21:02:25): | Now if we could just get back to yelling our political views over each other and telling cuck jokes that'd be great |
| Comrade Sanders | (21:16:31): | Fuck toy you commie Cuck |
| Flatulancelot | (21:17:00): | Well that was unexpected |
| Farto Rubio | (21:40:43): | Dur capitalism DURRRRRR |
| Farto Rubio | (21:40:58): | Now things are back to normal |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:45:38): | Nothing like an Invisible Hand jon |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:45:39): | Job |
| Thursday, 30 June 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:11:58): | I just saw Priya from highschool. Bitch looked haggard |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:12:14): | The one with the back brace? |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:12:22): | Yea |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:12:36): | No back brace. |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:12:47): | To this day I still wonder if she was faking it |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:12:53): | But she looked haggard in her pjs on the path |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:13:10): | Maybe she was on her way to a pajama party |
| Farto Rubio | (08:13:11): | Wait we had our own aluminum monster? |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:13:17): | Yea. |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:13:27): | Who would be fatty magoo |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:13:32): | Yea you don't remember Priya? She'd take off the back brace when she wanted to lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:14:00): | Everyone used to wonder if she just had it for attention/getting out of gym |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:14:27): | Only one way to find out. RKO OUT IF NOWHERE |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:16:54): | I'm in |
| Farto Rubio | (08:22:54): | Lol Gokusnake said the same thing last night, RKO out of nowhere |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:23:35): | He said RKO outta nowhere at a wake? |
| Farto Rubio | (08:23:43): | No after |
| Farto Rubio | (08:23:55): | He wore a fedora to a wake |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:24:11): | The world makes sence |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:27:52): | The path wasn't going to have a door be right in front of him on the platform. So a guy stuck out his arm to try to stop it. It was almost stopped. But he thought he could stop the path with his arm |
| Farto Rubio | (08:40:09): | He was just testing to see if his superpowers developed yet |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:57:15): | Maybe it was arm day |
| Farto Rubio | (10:15:12): | Josh let us know what you think of my bosses film |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:16:41): | let's get your boss to finance our film |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:19:04): | http://i.imgur.com/HDKQRwF.jpg |
| Farto Rubio | (10:20:18): | At least he's honest about wanting to fuck us |
| Farto Rubio | (10:22:39): | He doesn't talk like a politician that's why I'm voting for him! |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:23:16): | http://i.imgur.com/xZz9Uy9.gifv |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:23:50): | i want to believe |
| Farto Rubio | (10:25:24): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:26:18): | im pretty sure im in like an 18 |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:26:26): | 22 a big bitch |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:28:48): | eff your beauty standards |
| Farto Rubio | (10:34:57): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (10:35:02): | she comin |
| Farto Rubio | (10:38:07): | you guys see that trailer for the disney movie about the polynesian god Maui |
| Farto Rubio | (10:38:14): | there's already controversy over his body type |
| Farto Rubio | (10:38:38): | I feel like shitposting and complaining about things that don't really matter is so common in real life now |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:41:30): | lol what is the problem with him |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:41:34): | is it cause he's fat |
| Farto Rubio | (10:41:37): | oh yea |
| Farto Rubio | (10:41:54): | and you know if they gave him an adonis like figure like you would imagine a semi-god would have, that'd be an issue too |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:41:59): | honestly people complain about such minute things now |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:42:16): | it's always about like gender representation in disney movies |
| Farto Rubio | (10:42:30): | remember that poster of a girl in a bikini with the phrase "are you beach body ready" |
| Farto Rubio | (10:42:34): | and how much shit that stirred |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:42:37): | imagine if your job was writing about elsa needing to be a lesbian in frozen 2, i'd fucking kill myself |
| Farto Rubio | (10:43:12): | when you get to that level of head-up-assness, you start to mistake your own shit for the actual world |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:44:16): | when you lack outward enemies, you gain inward ones |
| Farto Rubio | (10:45:48): | or you just invent them |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:24:38): | http://i.imgur.com/3WuF9HA.jpg |
| Farto Rubio | (11:25:54): | she literally wants the ending paragraph to the be the ending paragraph from the communist manifesto? lol |
| Farto Rubio | (11:26:25): | well i don't know if its the ending paragraph but its the most quotable |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:39:20): | We have nothing to lose but our genitals |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:59:17): | i dont know why they are getting safe spaces |
| Farto Rubio | (12:16:26): | it's all a lie anyways |
| Farto Rubio | (12:16:45): | its the jews deceiving us |
| Flatulancelot | (12:18:17): | Damn. You got me |
| Farto Rubio | (12:28:51): | You watch yet? |
| Flatulancelot | (12:29:22): | When I'm done pooping |
| Farto Rubio | (12:59:16): | let us know your verdict |
| Flatulancelot | (13:24:27): | straight garbage |
| Flatulancelot | (13:24:46): | the most redeeming quality is that they got Hiram Katz |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:24:57): | Hey. Don't talk about Brian's sex tape like that |
| Farto Rubio | (13:25:37): | hiram katz is a gentle soul and even gentler lover |
| Farto Rubio | (13:25:49): | ah yea i dind't know who that was he looked familiar |
| Flatulancelot | (13:25:59): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (13:26:12): | I love his scene in curb at the restaurant |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:26:13): | That's a fat Mark Summers |
| Flatulancelot | (13:26:45): | here's my whole critique... |
| Flatulancelot | (13:27:08): | opening sequence just felt amateurish, as did the rest of the piece |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:27:11): | Here we go |
| Flatulancelot | (13:27:22): | the actress' gap tooth was distracting |
| Flatulancelot | (13:28:10): | the main actor is supposed to be menacing because of his "cool demeanor" but he just comes off as goofy. he is in no way convincing in the role |
| Flatulancelot | (13:28:25): | ever cigar on screen is not lit |
| Flatulancelot | (13:28:36): | the actors for the most part are shit |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:29:01): | Once again, Brian tried really hard with his sex tape |
| Flatulancelot | (13:29:06): | the audio cuts/transitions are terrible. it goes from a scene with dialogue, to drone footage transition, completely void of sound, not even music playing. it's awkward |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:29:14): | what's the budget on this movie lol |
| Flatulancelot | (13:29:18): | the sex scene makes even less sense than when we read the original script. the actors have zero chemistry together |
| Flatulancelot | (13:29:32): | and lastly |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:29:34): | was there full pen |
| Flatulancelot | (13:29:45): | IS THAT THE JEWISH LAWYER FROM CURB??!?!?!?! |
| Flatulancelot | (13:30:22): | Just side areola |
| Farto Rubio | (13:30:50): | ok so their working on the sound right now, my boss is scoring the whole thing |
| Farto Rubio | (13:30:53): | as we speak |
| Farto Rubio | (13:30:56): | down in nashville |
| Farto Rubio | (13:30:59): | budget is 6k |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:31:08): | what does he expect with 6k lol |
| Farto Rubio | (13:31:14): | i've seen a version with music |
| Farto Rubio | (13:31:21): | it doesn't make it better is all ill say |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:31:38): | why did he have to go to nashville to score this lol |
| Flatulancelot | (13:31:51): | o, also, it seemed like a number of shots were handheld. they should invest in a tripod |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:32:15): | let's have a movie night and watch this |
| Flatulancelot | (13:33:52): | your boss wrote the screenplay, right? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:34:01): | has your dad seen this? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:34:16): | how did someone convince him that this was a worthwhile investment? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:35:02): | let's pitch our Diner Talks series to some big wigs. Rape v Rape-Murder. i'm sure that will go over well with the PC police |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:36:00): | i genuinely think we could write a good movie or show |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:36:03): | maybe not film it lol |
| Farto Rubio | (13:41:04): | well actually i think he's in nashville for his ablum |
| Farto Rubio | (13:41:05): | album |
| Farto Rubio | (13:41:48): | it was written by nick pizzli or something |
| Farto Rubio | (13:42:03): | he wrote a straight to dvd film called american mobster in 2012 |
| Farto Rubio | (13:43:24): | im trying to find it |
| Farto Rubio | (13:43:30): | the poster for this movie is hilariously bad |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:43:55): | you have to post it |
| Farto Rubio | (13:46:54): | im trying to find it i can't remember the exact name but it was trying to play on the success of american gangster |
| Flatulancelot | (13:49:18): | http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1434944/mediaviewer/rm751221248 |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:50:01): | lol frank stallone |
| Flatulancelot | (13:51:00): | apparently the main actor was also the writer |
| Farto Rubio | (13:51:18): | looks like the dude from my bosses movie, how'd you find that |
| Farto Rubio | (13:51:20): | fun fact |
| Farto Rubio | (13:51:37): | the main character in my bosses movie is the brother of the woman who got butchered by that barber last year |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:52:01): | http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368226/ |
| Flatulancelot | (13:52:47): | Google: IMDb "American Mobster" |
| Flatulancelot | (13:52:59): | it's literally the 1st link |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:55:09): | cant find ir |
| Farto Rubio | (13:55:13): | me either |
| Farto Rubio | (13:55:15): | i get american monster |
| Farto Rubio | (13:55:24): | or american gangster rather |
| Farto Rubio | (13:56:13): | i see the this is who I am popping up but I'm trying to find the other movie |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:57:08): | http://www.allmovie.com/movie/american-mobster-miami-shakedown-v556262 |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:57:11): | this it? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:57:36): | YES |
| Farto Rubio | (13:57:39): | thats is miami shakedown |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:57:48): | this is who I am is the new title |
| Farto Rubio | (13:58:53): | oh they changed it after it came out? lol |
| Farto Rubio | (13:58:56): | i just love that poster |
| Farto Rubio | (13:59:10): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (13:59:19): | looks like its from a video games in the 80s |
| Farto Rubio | (13:59:22): | also miami shakedown lol |
| Farto Rubio | (13:59:57): | how'd you figure out this became this is who I am marc |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:00:04): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r6DTTMtG44 |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:01:19): | there is a whole world of very shitty, very low budget vanity movies out there that i didnt even know about |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:01:23): | i want to learn more about this world |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:01:29): | Sylvester Stallone had a stroke and is a better actor then his name sake |
| Flatulancelot | (14:04:05): | believe the info about the name change is on the page |
| Flatulancelot | (14:06:05): | my god, frank stallone painting is a magnificent sight |
| Farto Rubio | (14:07:03): | This is who I am, aka American Mobster, tells the story of Nick Romano, a dapper thug from Miami. Nick has problems with his girlfriend and other gangsters. Nick wants to be a nicer kind of thug, and wants to keep his girl, but one thing leads to another and...well, you know, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. \n\nThe actors in this film are all graduates of the Martin Scoresleezy school of acting, most having majored in Italian thug mimicry, but maybe they actually flunked. The star who portrays Nick, by the way, is also the writer and producer. There is no acting ability displayed on the screen, the action sequences are really cheesy, the fighting and blood shed look about as fake as you can get. I couldn't give away the plot because the movie has none. I often marvel at how money is wasted in the entertainment industry, and this film is a good example. |
| Farto Rubio | (14:07:15): | 3/10 stars, 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful lol |
| Farto Rubio | (14:07:32): | 2/10 actually |
| Flatulancelot | (14:07:46): | i feel sorry for your dad |
| Flatulancelot | (14:07:59): | at least the actors and crew are getting paid |
| Flatulancelot | (14:08:11): | he's never getting his $ back |
| Farto Rubio | (14:11:18): | do you guys believe that certain alcohols are associated with certain moods for people |
| Farto Rubio | (14:11:31): | for example, jack daniels either makes people happy or angry |
| Farto Rubio | (14:12:15): | this is what I was told last night by gokusnake who refused jack daniels because he said it would end up making him angry, he'd convince me to swap wives (his words) so I'd wake up with his wife, but then he'd actually wake up with evan |
| Farto Rubio | (14:12:31): | also he told me what he's looking forward to most for the next 20 years - being a stay at home dad lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:16:01): | http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/bd/bd8b40f6104828a3ba1c55f49560df16a95f365802f0b53be374065c860141c2.jpg |
| Farto Rubio | (14:16:36): | that's how i felt too |
| Farto Rubio | (14:16:45): | he repeated it several times as well just to make sure his wife heard it |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:25:21): | Does he want to bang Evan? |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:26:02): | Cause with all the gay jokes that i make, i would never even joking say i would sleep with Evan |
| Farto Rubio | (14:26:20): | I think he's in the closet |
| Farto Rubio | (14:26:39): | he was drunk last week or so and told haley my ass looked so good in my work pants that he might have to smack it |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:26:40): | Can he fit? |
| Farto Rubio | (14:26:40): | then he did |
| Farto Rubio | (14:27:00): | i felt like my safe space was crashing down around me |
| Farto Rubio | (14:27:12): | but at the same time he called evan gay for saying his baby has nice eyes like him |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:27:20): | Yea if you are gunna make a gay joke, you need the person for who its about to hea |
| Farto Rubio | (14:27:35): | well haley was therew |
| Farto Rubio | (14:27:40): | she was shocked he did it too |
| Farto Rubio | (14:27:43): | it was just weird af |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:27:50): | He wants your D |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:27:54): | in his B |
| Farto Rubio | (14:27:55): | i get it i have a nice ass, but im like a museum, look but no touch |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:28:06): | you do not have a nice ass |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:28:10): | Josh does |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:28:21): | Josh got a good butt and smile |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:28:34): | Brian is Smart |
| Farto Rubio | (14:28:34): | it's not the first time my butt has been violated though |
| Farto Rubio | (14:29:01): | last year at governors ball these girls kept pinching my ass |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:29:22): | i've always viewed marc as the muscle, josh as the brians, me as the wild card, and brian as the hot ass |
| Flatulancelot | (14:29:24): | Is that all I am to you, Mark? A piece of meat. Yeah. That's right. Mark. M-A-R-K. |
| Farto Rubio | (14:29:42): | i didn't tell haley till after d-rake was done though cause I didn't want her to fight someone during a concert she wanted to see |
| Farto Rubio | (14:29:50): | also who knows maybe i could have turned it into a threesome |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:29:54): | so close |
| Farto Rubio | (14:29:56): | but that unfortunately didn't happen |
| Farto Rubio | (14:30:32): | i think we really need to get a handle on our roles within the group |
| Farto Rubio | (14:30:41): | we're not achieving our potential otherwise |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:31:07): | "this guy's not telling us the combination to the safe. brian, give him a little sneak peak of those buns and see if that'll change his mind" |
| Flatulancelot | (14:31:08): | Whose the token black guy? |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:31:14): | Ace |
| Flatulancelot | (14:31:26): | & Mo |
| Flatulancelot | (14:31:31): | & Doc |
| Flatulancelot | (14:31:38): | & Schwartz |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:31:50): | let's make a heist movie |
| Flatulancelot | (14:32:08): | Steal the KFC recipe |
| Flatulancelot | (14:32:15): | Steal the answers to the SATs |
| Farto Rubio | (14:32:28): | SAT's was done |
| Farto Rubio | (14:32:31): | but KFC was not |
| Flatulancelot | (14:32:32): | Steal the katana above that kid Jeffrey down the street |
| Flatulancelot | (14:32:42): | From* |
| Farto Rubio | (14:32:44): | its a sequel to the perfect score. the perfect chicken reciep |
| Flatulancelot | (14:33:11): | "Succulence: The movie" |
| Farto Rubio | (14:33:16): | our heros from the perfect score made it to college then instantly flunk out since they lied about their intelligence |
| Farto Rubio | (14:33:30): | now they need money desperately and decide to open up a fried chicken joint |
| Flatulancelot | (14:33:43): | One become captain America. The other, black widow |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:34:04): | Mark Ruffalo as the High Asian |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:34:19): | and Chris Hemsworth as teh cheating girlfriend |
| Farto Rubio | (14:35:24): | lets set up a google word doc we can all edita |
| Farto Rubio | (14:35:29): | and start writing something |
| Flatulancelot | (14:35:32): | http://www.wired.com/2010/03/ff_masterthief_blanchard/ |
| Farto Rubio | (14:35:35): | or even just jotting down ideas |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:35:45): | I have an idea book |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:35:48): | i keep on me |
| Flatulancelot | (14:36:01): | All joking aside, this is the best heist story I've read that has yet to get a movie deal |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:36:02): | i have some full stories flushed out |
| Flatulancelot | (14:36:33): | We should buy the rights to the story, then sell it to a production studio |
| Farto Rubio | (14:36:42): | make some quick cash |
| Farto Rubio | (14:36:50): | you got on you wanna share marc |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:37:15): | You guys might like a few |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:37:18): | let me grab it |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:37:55): | Okay so this one is a dark comdey |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:38:14): | about an angel who comes to earth and just fucks about |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:38:17): | he cant sin |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:38:20): | so not sex |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:38:23): | or lying |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:38:28): | but he drinks and smokes |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:38:31): | and other shit |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:38:40): | and he suto helps people |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:38:52): | he also has to figure out how to stop lucifer |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:39:02): | who is the head of the world largest non profit |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:39:13): | also he teaches a guy its cool to be gay |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:39:57): | its a big role reverhal |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:40:09): | like imagine chris delai\xa0as the angel |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:40:19): | and like a buttoned up guy as lucifer |
| Flatulancelot | (14:40:46): | so Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in Dogma but less dickish and not trying to take down God with paradoxes and what not |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:41:13): | sounds like Dogma |
| Farto Rubio | (14:41:45): | i like satan running a non-profit |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:41:49): | and then i have Hell Divers, which is about a group of soliders who use fifth dementional tech to travel back in time to solve mysteries |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:41:54): | twist |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:42:05): | the main guy is the dad of another guy |
| Farto Rubio | (14:42:05): | are they scuba soldiers lol why are they called hell divers |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:42:10): | but he doesnt know |
| Flatulancelot | (14:42:19): | so Cyclops and Cable |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:42:40): | yes josh, everything has been done before |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:42:54): | can they be scuba divers also |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:43:05): | its just a title |
| Flatulancelot | (14:43:07): | South Park did the Simpsons already did it trope, Marc. Get creative |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:43:09): | it can change |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:43:24): | okay fine |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:43:44): | Boy George is a super spy who has to have butt sex with eddie murphy while two pandas watch |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:43:48): | i want to raise a million dollars and make that disney movie brian and i thought of with a retired boxer dad learning about the power of the internet |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:43:53): | Nick Cage is already on boardf |
| Farto Rubio | (14:44:53): | nick cage would be perfect |
| Farto Rubio | (14:45:14): | wolfram alpha will really blow that dads mind |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:45:39): | Wow son, you mean the computer can do math? you know back when i was in third grade we didnt have none of them calc-u-lay-tors |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:46:26): | my greatest non-sexual fantasy in life is that i'm on a long flight and get seated next to seth rogen, where i pitch him this movie and it becomes a reality |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:46:30): | Anyone else mad that women can not wear sleaves to work but my guns are trapped in shirt prison |
| Farto Rubio | (14:46:55): | my greatest sexual fantasy involves seth rogen too where he walks in on me banging his mom |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:51:11): | okay, gay robots must become race car legends to save there home world but no one can know there are robots |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:51:16): | set to Take On Me |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:51:37): | the sequel they become astromauts |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:51:48): | that is set to If i could turn back time |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:52:29): | simpsons did that one |
| Flatulancelot | (14:53:43): | Let's not forget this one I came up with:\n\n"Who Loves Orange Soda?!"\n\nThe utterly depressing reality TV show, depicting the trials and tribulations of a Millennial Child Actor. Frequently asked, "Who Loves Orange Soda?!", child actor Kel Mitchell struggles with endless taunts.\n\nThe show ends after a very short-lived, six episode series. |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:53:57): | a movie directed by Tim Burton, it's called Johnny Depp, starring Johnny Depp, but the twist is that it was Helen Botham-Carter the whole time |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:54:18): | i would watch the shit out of that johnny depp movie |
| Farto Rubio | (14:54:42): | it ends with Kel shooting himself in the head and orange soda spilling out in lieu of blood |
| Farto Rubio | (14:55:06): | it's a slow work day for all of us huh |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:55:11): | what about a movie about tim burton making a movie, but there's a typo in the credits that says Johnny Deep, and Johnny Depp ends up getting no credit and loses his fame to this unknown joe schmo |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:55:28): | Title: In Too Depp |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:55:37): | Anyone else masturbate to I hate myself to loving you or is it just me |
| Farto Rubio | (14:55:38): | Amber Heard starts dating the new Deep |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:56:10): | "Wow, two weeks ago I was workin' at the little ceasars and now I got this smokin' hot wife!" |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:56:52): | time to sneak dogs into Austrialla |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:57:19): | New Idea, |
| Farto Rubio | (14:57:23): | "I was just serving pies all over town like a man does, then out of nowhere I get this phone call from some guy named Tim Borton? Says I need to come to LA real quick. \xa0I asked him how many pizza's he needed but it turned out to be something different" |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:57:39): | a hard hitting docu series looking at sex slaves and war in africa |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:57:42): | set to Toto |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:57:57): | "It's a movie, Johnny Depp. We've done this like a thousand times. I don't know how you're not getting this." |
| Farto Rubio | (14:57:59): | what about a movie that takes a sympathetic view of the people who buy sex slaves |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:58:15): | Slave to Love |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:58:31): | Love is the dictators name |
| Farto Rubio | (14:58:32): | then the sequel from the sex slaves point of view, Love to Slave |
| Farto Rubio | (14:58:37): | critcally condemned by all |
| Flatulancelot | (14:59:07): | my programmer friend told me this story about how the head of the main VC firm funding them had to back away from the company because he owned a sex slave |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:59:09): | we are idoits |
| Farto Rubio | (14:59:21): | yea but im laughing lol |
| Farto Rubio | (15:00:02): | this shits making the work day go by faster, i just need to get a weeks worth of work done tomorrow before my boss comes in tuesday |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:00:29): | You just got to have Faith |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:00:30): | i enjoy this |
| Flatulancelot | (15:00:35): | http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2566497/?ref_=tt_cl_t6 |
| Flatulancelot | (15:00:40): | we need this douche |
| Flatulancelot | (15:01:02): | he can play the pizza boy that gets his big break |
| Farto Rubio | (15:01:38): | "Hey tim is me Johnny D, I got your Pizza" |
| Farto Rubio | (15:01:42): | he brings a pizza anyway |
| Farto Rubio | (15:01:54): | just cause he's that damn good of a worker |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:02:15): | john deep has to look nothing like johnny depp |
| Flatulancelot | (15:02:23): | lets write a movie starring a whole swath of celebrity look alikes. the movie poster can have "Johnny Depp" and "Arnlold" |
| Flatulancelot | (15:02:27): | make sure to include "" |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:02:37): | that is a good idea |
| Farto Rubio | (15:02:54): | whats it about though |
| Flatulancelot | (15:02:59): | you could do it for super cheap and people would watch just for how bad it is |
| Farto Rubio | (15:03:11): | like most movies I watch now |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:03:36): | you dont even need a plot, people will see it based on the names alone |
| Farto Rubio | (15:04:13): | so its just a behind the scenes of the shooting of an actual movie with these fake actors |
| Flatulancelot | (15:04:28): | nah. real movie starring the look alikes |
| Farto Rubio | (15:04:44): | make it a mafia movie |
| Farto Rubio | (15:04:49): | North American Gangster |
| Farto Rubio | (15:04:51): | set in canada |
| Flatulancelot | (15:05:07): | lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:05:45): | Pete, Do you like Huey Lewis & The News |
| Farto Rubio | (15:06:16): | i found my google doc regarding the father son hacker team movie |
| Farto Rubio | (15:06:20): | im inviting you all to it |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:06:20): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:06:40): | are they trying to fuck the same girl |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:06:42): | his mom |
| Farto Rubio | (15:07:24): | marc you marcrguggiero2@gmail.com |
| Farto Rubio | (15:07:27): | ? |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:07:38): | thats not even close to my |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:07:59): | im FunkMasterFlex@bonertown |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:08:09): | but yea just spell my name right |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:08:12): | and 2 |
| Farto Rubio | (15:08:49): | kk yall invited |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:09:11): | it's such a good idea |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:09:18): | but nobody will ever give us 1 million dollars to make it |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:09:23): | I want this as a painting |
| Flatulancelot | (15:09:44): | "The Social Media Industrial Complex"\n\nThe celebrity look alikes have to break into the offices of Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and SnapChat. They aren't hackers, so they must rely on their stunning good looks and acting abilities to socially engineer their way in. What's their plan you ask? |
| Flatulancelot | (15:09:55): | I don't have an asnwer. why are they breaking in |
| Flatulancelot | (15:10:21): | to steal the digital identities of the real people? |
| Farto Rubio | (15:10:29): | i don't care pete |
| Flatulancelot | (15:10:30): | mass identity fraud? |
| Farto Rubio | (15:10:31): | i just want it written |
| Farto Rubio | (15:10:40): | i want to create something of value |
| Farto Rubio | (15:10:50): | and this has none, but maybe after practicing the next thing can have value |
| Flatulancelot | (15:12:23): | ooo, the campuses of Facebook and the like all have facial recognition tech and when the actors show up on campus, security gets a red flag letting all the employees know that a VIP is on premise |
| Flatulancelot | (15:13:12): | gaping whole is opened for Jet Li's look alike to go through the back door |
| Flatulancelot | (15:14:17): | and we can have a bunch of cheesy David Caruso tag lines that vaguely resemble the real actors' lines, but are far enough off to be cringey |
| Flatulancelot | (15:14:40): | Arnold: "I will be returning at a later date." |
| Farto Rubio | (15:14:42): | if you guys want to edit the google docs, click the top right button that says "editing" and switch it to suggesting just so we can keep everything withouth deleting ideas |
| Flatulancelot | (15:15:16): | Bruce Willis: "Yippie!" |
| Farto Rubio | (15:15:32): | me and marc are writing the first scene now if you guys wanna join |
| Farto Rubio | (15:17:40): | i think as a group we could collectively bang out a scene or two pretty fast |
| Farto Rubio | (15:17:55): | just like we bang out in other ways pretty fast amirite my fellow premature ejaculators |
| Flatulancelot | (15:18:49): | can the fight that led to the dad's brain injury later be revealed to be a sham. that the da'ds opponent had hacked his body to be better than the dad |
| Flatulancelot | (15:19:05): | so the opponent cheated |
| Farto Rubio | (15:19:22): | ah funny you said that |
| Farto Rubio | (15:19:28): | i thought the same thing |
| Flatulancelot | (15:20:28): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:21:16): | should probably think of an actual plot before we write scenes lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:21:36): | never stoppped Michael Bay |
| Farto Rubio | (15:21:47): | true a little preplanning is a good thing |
| Farto Rubio | (15:21:59): | yea im not sure if me or pete ever explained the arc |
| Flatulancelot | (15:22:23): | can also make it so that in the end, the kid figures out a way to fix/hack the dad's brain injury, while the dad figures out how to hack the mom's illness. but they dont have enough computing power to do both |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:22:59): | well i figured the kid's arc would be that he was getting bullied |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:23:20): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5jXJ61wBE-U/maxresdefault.jpg |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:23:29): | so his dad teaches him how to box and he teaches his dad how to use an aimbot in CS:GO and make message board avatars |
| Farto Rubio | (15:24:46): | and the bully, his dad should be the boxer from the beginning |
| Farto Rubio | (15:24:50): | full circle and shit |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:26:15): | the kid beats up the bully and hten turns to the dad |
| Farto Rubio | (15:26:45): | the kid should really kick the bullys shit in |
| Farto Rubio | (15:26:50): | like worldstar kimboslice style |
| Farto Rubio | (15:26:57): | then turns and smiles at his dad who smiles back |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:27:10): | then lose to a fat kid in the ultimate fighter |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:28:38): | the kid should beat the bully with a tube sock full of razor blades |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:29:16): | did you guys ever see the movie eagle vs shark? |
| Farto Rubio | (15:29:37): | no but I want to just from the title |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:30:39): | it's starring the flight of the conchords guys |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:30:56): | anyway the premise is that this one dude is travelling back to his hometown to fight his bully from high school |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:31:14): | and at the end of the movie he finally encounters the bully and it turns out the guy was in an accident that left him in a wheelchair |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:31:42): | so he goes to shake the bully's hand and forgive him but then sucker punches him and they get in this big fight, and the bully manages to kick his ass even though he was in the wheelchair |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:31:55): | that is the kind of fight i had in mind when thinking of this lol |
| Farto Rubio | (15:32:41): | that's funny |
| Farto Rubio | (15:32:55): | the fight does have to be a big part of the movie |
| Farto Rubio | (15:33:00): | it's the kids climax |
| Farto Rubio | (15:33:05): | a climax for all kids watching too |
| Farto Rubio | (15:33:17): | i just want people to watch that scene and think, that kid is climaxing right now |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:34:01): | i want the audience to climax with the climax |
| Farto Rubio | (15:47:35): | this weekend i'll be in PA but next weekedn sometime other than when we celebrate marcs bday we should sit and write something |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:49:14): | i should be around the next two weekends, i'd be down |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:49:29): | let's at least write a plot outline and then we can go to the diner or something and discuss it |
| Farto Rubio | (18:28:04): | The most bizarre picture I've seen all day |
| Farto Rubio | (18:35:33): | Scratch that even worse |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:37:06): | Wait. So gorillas and black people are the same? |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:37:20): | MY UNCLE JAS ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT |
| Friday, 01 July 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:24:35): | Mean Girls 2 is on MTV right meow |
| Farto Rubio | (08:25:40): | Did we watch that? |
| Flatulancelot | (08:25:42): | Who knew there was a sequel |
| Flatulancelot | (08:25:59): | Who knew that MTV 2 was still a thing |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:26:07): | Yea we for high as shit and watched it |
| Flatulancelot | (08:26:08): | Why are you watching MTV 2? |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:26:34): | MTV. My b |
| Flatulancelot | (08:27:45): | Wait. You had it right |
| Flatulancelot | (08:28:07): | MTV still a thing? |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:28:13): | Also we never understand why the insanely rich girl was unpopular |
| Flatulancelot | (08:28:36): | Durr. Stinky puss |
| Flatulancelot | (08:28:48): | Never seen it but ain't it obvious |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:29:06): | Nah. She drive a Porsche to school. Not ugo or fat |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:29:20): | Even if that puss Stank. I'm in |
| Flatulancelot | (08:29:33): | Stinky puss will ruin anyone's reputation. |
| Flatulancelot | (08:30:04): | Your can have flappy lips. Meaty lips. Roast beef. None of that matters. |
| Flatulancelot | (08:30:15): | But stank poon. Nope |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:30:18): | Blue waffle |
| Flatulancelot | (08:30:36): | What |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:30:45): | Look it up |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:30:55): | In mean girls 3 they should just straight up have a torture chamber |
| Farto Rubio | (08:31:27): | Mean Girls 3: Sex Dungeon |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:31:48): | No. Mean Girl 3. Normal Dungeon |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:32:32): | Also she refers to her moped as bike |
| Flatulancelot | (08:32:57): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (08:33:03): | This is a blue waffle |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:33:20): | Yup |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:33:44): | I love eating blue waffle |
| Flatulancelot | (08:34:26): | I'm not gonna look it up. I will accept my state of ignorance and revel in it. |
| Farto Rubio | (08:34:54): | How did you find that picture of an actual blue waffle then lol |
| Flatulancelot | (08:36:25): | Image search inside groupme |
| Flatulancelot | (08:36:36): | There exists no substantive information there |
| Farto Rubio | (11:40:09): | there is going to be a Passion of the Christ 2 |
| Farto Rubio | (11:40:30): | http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/mel-gibson-is-making-the-passion-of-the-christ-2-a7073746.html |
| Flatulancelot | (11:52:06): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkZ4Ui8izKk |
| Farto Rubio | (12:02:53): | i forgot about that lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:26:10): | Hey Jesus, ever smoke one of THESE? |
| Saturday, 02 July 2016 |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:38:24): | Have you guys ever heard about Robert Morrow? He is a guy who got elected as a GOP chairman in a county in Texas and he is actually insane. Like there are campaigns of people trying to reduce the power of his position because they want him out so badly |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:38:38): | Here's an actual tweet by him |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:39:07): | Check out his Twitter, it's the real deal. He even rates your waifu if you send him a picture |
| Flatulancelot | (10:26:06): | Yeah that guy is great. Maybe Trump will invite him to speak at the convention |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:54:47): | I hope he will be the running mate |
| Flatulancelot | (12:03:59): | The shill is getting interviewed by j Edgar Hoover today |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:24:01): | Did you hear about Bill's secret meeting with the attorney general lol |
| Flatulancelot | (12:24:50): | On the tarmac at an airport. Slick bubba |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:48:41): | You guys remember when we talked to they army guy on Jessie's tinder and we said we were 3 dudes at a papers bar and he just went lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:33:22): | "I've fucked worse" |
| Comrade Sanders | (22:25:37): | My cousins look like a smash mouth cover band |
| Flatulancelot | (22:27:47): | They look like the type to host a podcast together |
| Farto Rubio | (23:13:38): | Funny you say that since we've wanted to host a podcast together |
| Flatulancelot | (23:14:05): | Shut your whore mouth. |
| Flatulancelot | (23:14:17): | Should be the name of our podcast |
| Farto Rubio | (23:14:42): | That's a good nams |
| Sunday, 03 July 2016 |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:00:10): | This ad reminds me of something that Vape Nation guy would do |
| Farto Rubio | (10:00:34): | Is that the real ad? Lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:00:45): | Yup |
| Farto Rubio | (10:01:33): | You play Hak, a hacker, and your job is do the hackiest hack anyone ever hacked. Are you up to the hack challenge? |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:05:04): | Can Hank Hak hack the hacknet? |
| Flatulancelot | (23:13:57): | https://youtu.be/LKDfiBVuqVk |
| Monday, 04 July 2016 |
| Flatulancelot | (13:16:32): | What's everyone doing today? |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:20:07): | I'm coming home now |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:20:36): | I ain't doing shit |
| Flatulancelot | (13:25:34): | Brasketballs?? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:29:12): | Also, Tim is going to the DNC and RNC conventions |
| Farto Rubio | (13:29:22): | My parents decided today's a perfect to clean our entire house lol |
| Flatulancelot | (13:29:57): | Even the basement? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:30:20): | Well the garage and up |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:30:56): | Classic ma and pa K |
| Flatulancelot | (13:31:10): | That's like walking through the mud, but leaving your boots on |
| Farto Rubio | (14:09:38): | Yea I don't get my parents at all lol |
| Farto Rubio | (14:09:57): | Think they scared haley and evan away so I may try to escape as well. Possibly basketball? |
| Farto Rubio | (14:10:01): | Or tennis |
| Flatulancelot | (14:10:15): | My mom dumb and she a doctor |
| Flatulancelot | (14:10:26): | I'm down for activities |
| Farto Rubio | (15:48:27): | I'm down for activities now |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:48:57): | I'm not gunna be home till 8 |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:57:11): | Let me know what's going down |
| Tuesday, 05 July 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:18:55): | Sometimes the trump bots make a good one |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:02:36): | Thanks Donnie T |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:26:08): | I found actual hiliary supporters on Cape Cod |
| Farto Rubio | (09:27:35): | She's such an N |
| Farto Rubio | (09:27:44): | Neoliberal |
| Flatulancelot | (09:28:37): | Thanks for clearing that up Brian. |
| Flatulancelot | (09:30:06): | Bill was the first black president so ya know... |
| Farto Rubio | (09:32:47): | And black guys love fat white chicks, so she's still white |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:45:23): | They sure do |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:06:25): | http://giphy.com/gifs/realitytvgifs-mama-june-shannon-memorial-day-tWlfo0th8sXdK |
| Flatulancelot | (11:07:22): | America, #1 in diabetes type 2 |
| Farto Rubio | (11:20:07): | were so fat as a country |
| Flatulancelot | (11:20:47): | Sugar baby. That sweet, sweet elixer |
| Flatulancelot | (11:21:05): | It shows our wealth |
| Flatulancelot | (11:21:25): | We're successful. Didn't you know. Even our poor folk are successful |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:21:43): | http://wreg.com/2016/07/05/fbi-no-charges-recommended-against-hillary-clinton-over-emails/ |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:21:46): | She did it boys |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:21:52): | Nice one Hilly |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:22:07): | FBI says she's A-OK to take the Iron Throne |
| Farto Rubio | (11:22:36): | http://imgur.com/r/reactiongifs/wNKT7GM |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:23:14): | listen, i'm sure it was an honest mistake |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:23:14): | I have lost all faith in the government |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:23:28): | we all have private email servers in our basement that we are prepared to wipe at every moment |
| Flatulancelot | (11:24:32): | it was in some dude's bathroom so there was definitely some wiping going down |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:24:37): | i am glad to see shillary was above the law |
| Farto Rubio | (11:25:02): | i guess some of us are too big to jail |
| Flatulancelot | (11:26:03): | http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_full/public/blogs/clintontrumpjewishstar.jpg?itok=GbBg2jf2 |
| Farto Rubio | (11:26:20): | good news |
| Farto Rubio | (11:26:22): | if she wins |
| Farto Rubio | (11:26:26): | we'll never have another woman as president |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:27:56): | lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:29:11): | the gay guy next to me is talking about how he was mad at his uncle because he said the phrase "all the gays" |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:29:18): | what a faggot |
| Farto Rubio | (11:31:42): | all them Italians complaining how them gays complain about the phrase All the gays |
| Farto Rubio | (11:31:49): | whatta gabbagool |
| Flatulancelot | (11:31:57): | i tell ya hwhat, all the gays are gay |
| Flatulancelot | (11:32:24): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:34:36): | eeeeeeeeeyyyy all these gay men look at my meatballs? fuggedabouti |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:35:22): | eeeeyyyyyy, they want some italian suasage over ere |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:38:15): | i think the most accepinting culutre\xa0is stoners |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:38:26): | they just want to get high with anyone |
| Flatulancelot | (11:38:44): | made this joke here before, but the italian ghost busters are Gaba-Ghouls |
| Farto Rubio | (11:38:44): | also they don't care enough to hate anythinge |
| Farto Rubio | (11:38:46): | xcept the cops |
| Flatulancelot | (11:39:29): | they grease their hair back with Slimer's goo |
| Flatulancelot | (11:39:48): | then use it as a substitute for olive oil |
| Flatulancelot | (11:40:02): | you greasy bastards |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:40:56): | eyyy that ghost looks like a pasta fazool |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:41:08): | let's-a go bust it after out third nap of the afternoon |
| Farto Rubio | (11:49:14): | i should have the final copy of my bosses video this week |
| Farto Rubio | (11:49:20): | then you can all see the final product w/ music |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:50:22): | is it just a short film |
| Farto Rubio | (11:50:34): | yea around 10-12 minutes |
| Farto Rubio | (11:50:38): | he's gonna market it after this |
| Farto Rubio | (11:50:46): | attempt to* |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:52:26): | if they need an extra, i know a guy, his name is Joey Bonzo |
| Farto Rubio | (11:53:22): | it's alright |
| Farto Rubio | (11:53:27): | Nick Cimino carries the whole thing |
| Farto Rubio | (11:53:29): | This is who he is |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:55:16): | Joey Bonzo is a fictitious charcater |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:56:45): | Also since i dont know GOT, i didnt know that Quantum\xa0Break the game was Little Finger Vs Bobby "The Iceman" Iceman |
| Farto Rubio | (11:56:54): | So is Nick cimino |
| Farto Rubio | (11:57:01): | he's just a figment of Nick Cimino's imagination |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:59:35): | The iceman huh |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:08:09): | shawn ashmore |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:10:13): | also Shawn Ashmores twitter bios is pretty funny |
| Farto Rubio | (14:30:07): | I'm at the dentist and was getting my teeth looked at, I could hear the doctors stomach growling for food |
| Farto Rubio | (14:30:24): | I feel like I shouldn't be worked on by someone who's hungry lol |
| Farto Rubio | (14:30:47): | Hrs just gonna rush me so he can get to his lunch |
| Flatulancelot | (14:30:48): | you shoulda spit some of the food particulate left in your teeth right down his throat |
| Flatulancelot | (14:31:07): | "hey doc... catch" |
| Farto Rubio | (14:31:21): | And he'll go "thanks for the grub champ" |
| Farto Rubio | (14:31:43): | At least I'm novacained up so I won't feel any mistakes |
| Flatulancelot | (14:32:03): | meet Adam Sandler today? |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:42:14): | there is an 10000000% chance the gay guy i work next to was looking at gifs of Quilting with Will |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:42:58): | "At least I'm novacained up so I won't feel any mistakes" my new life motto |
| Farto Rubio | (14:50:10): | That's how I'm gonna live my life from now on, like I'm ready to get a cavity drilled |
| Farto Rubio | (14:50:24): | And jury duty is tomorrow potentially I'll know then |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:30:30): | wait what did i miss |
| Farto Rubio | (17:37:03): | Adam Sandler owns property in new Brunswick which means he's eligible to be called for jury duty. That happened and I think he's on a case in new Brunswick now as a juror. I also have jury duty tomorrow at the courthouse. So I may see him if I'm lucky. |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:50:45): | Ask him is he is on trail for Grown Ups 2 |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:50:54): | since that was a crime against humnaity |
| Farto Rubio | (17:51:26): | Lol. I'm just gonna yell "tally hoo hoo" and "saba doo" at him |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:52:50): | http://www.cntraveler.com/stories/2016-03-17/get-paid-12000-dollars-to-travel-and-drink-beer?mbid=nl_031916_Daily&CNDID=14414450&spMailingID=8686829&spUserID=MTEzNzk2NTQxNjk2S0&spJobID=882129003&spReportId=ODgyMTI5MDAzS0 |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:52:55): | Josh, |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:53:00): | this was made for you |
| Flatulancelot | (18:44:49): | Yeah. They did this last year too |
| Flatulancelot | (18:44:52): | I stopped caring |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:45:26): | YOU ARE THE AT&T OF PEOPLE |
| Flatulancelot | (18:48:40): | Nextel |
| Wednesday, 06 July 2016 |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:15:30): | Happy birthday Marc, let's celebrate this week with hookers and coke. We can flush the coke and teach the hookers computer skills |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:19:28): | The American Dream |
| Farto Rubio | (09:28:33): | No sight of Sadam Aandler yet. I need a movie idea to pitch him if I see him. I was thinking Billy Madison 2: Back to School |
| Flatulancelot | (09:31:42): | Happy birthday Marcy. You did it. |
| Farto Rubio | (09:32:08): | One more circle around the big orange circle in the sky |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:49:01): | Guys, I never cry, but . . . |
| Flatulancelot | (09:50:55): | My kinda cake. Snarky and bound to be thrown out cause I can't eat it |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:41:53): | I will plan the shooting trip, |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:41:58): | when is everyone free |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:42:14): | Im out this weekend and the weekend of the 22th for my wisdom teeth |
| Flatulancelot | (10:42:51): | Wait, are we going to Pennsylvania? |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:43:23): | yea |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:43:27): | just for the day |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:46:38): | Cool beans |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:52:31): | so let me know what your avaiablity is |
| Flatulancelot | (10:53:33): | You know there are gun ranges in NJ. |
| Flatulancelot | (10:53:56): | I thought we were gonna go to PA if we were at Brian's lake house |
| Flatulancelot | (10:54:19): | If we're just going for the day, NJ makes more sense, no? |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:05:02): | NJ gun ranges suck though |
| Flatulancelot | (11:05:29): | You sure. I have friends that have gone and heard no complaints |
| Flatulancelot | (11:05:37): | Of course, I could be wrong |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:08:37): | i just did some googling/checked reddit. apparently there are a lot of rules in NJ regarding what guns they can stock and all that |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:08:50): | however there is a nice place in randolph that is popular on reddit http://store.rtsponline.com/ |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:09:30): | and one in woodland park, not sure where that is |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:10:33): | actually RTSP got pretty good reviews |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:12:39): | i know some places to eat/drink around there too |
| Flatulancelot | (11:13:09): | My friend Jake was at rtsp last month |
| Flatulancelot | (11:13:25): | Said they have everything you could want |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:13:32): | seems like NJ is RTSP or bust |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:13:39): | everything else is like a private range |
| Flatulancelot | (11:13:42): | But it's expensive |
| Flatulancelot | (11:14:10): | So alternatively, we can look into Pennsylvania ranges to see about cost |
| Flatulancelot | (11:14:45): | No sense driving an hour and a half if the range in NJ is the same price |
| Flatulancelot | (11:14:49): | Na mean? |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:17:22): | or just shoot live targets in camden/newark for free and drop the guns down the storm drain when you're done |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:17:44): | you misspelt blacks people |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:18:12): | I told my sister and her friends about Digger Land |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:18:21): | and we made fun of it all weekend |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:18:27): | there is a Diggerland Xl |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:19:05): | for bigdigs |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:21:46): | Also Messi just got convicted of Tax Fraud |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:22:29): | i hope he gets hours of community service |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:22:38): | he will |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:23:01): | i want to see that son of a bitch sign autographs during his 1 hour of highway cleanup |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:23:02): | he will have to train a group of shitty soccer players |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:23:11): | and he will learn the value of coaching |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:23:24): | i guess the real thing i was evading.... was myself |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:24:41): | he's going to have to be a coach at a youth camp for kids that aren't very good at soccer, he comes in and says "looks like this is going to be a very messi situation! ha ha ok boys, pizza's on me" |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:24:47): | i will bet money that this happens |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:25:46): | Then he has to face his old team with his new team |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:26:03): | and learn that the value of friendship can over come anything |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:26:27): | The District 4 Blue Devils vs Barcelona |
| Flatulancelot | (11:27:08): | The Mighty Ducks: Ducking Taxes |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:27:35): | The Mighty Cucks |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:28:23): | that has to be a porn parody already right |
| Farto Rubio | (11:42:27): | What the fuck did I miss |
| Farto Rubio | (11:42:42): | Also what has two thumbs and is on jury duty this guy |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:43:20): | you got placed |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:43:28): | i lie and say im racist |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:43:59): | congrats |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:44:11): | should have been reading the communist manifesto in the stand |
| Farto Rubio | (11:44:49): | First round, then they asked vetting questions. Lol that's exactly what I told haley. I did say I don't trust cop testimony due to instances like in making a murderer, the judge saw the doc and knew it |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:45:59): | i mean there was alot of stuff left out of making a murderer |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:46:05): | is this just the first round tho |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:46:15): | i was selected for the first time then came back after lunch and they let me go |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:46:33): | i said fuck them niggers, then i drove to jury duty |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:47:42): | most prosuctutors want white middle class women since they are the most judgmental |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:47:47): | Im not kidding |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:48:12): | yeah you could tell who they were going to pick based on the survey answers |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:48:46): | rape cases, the defence wants men in the jury the pros wants women. |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:48:58): | man are more liekly yo feel sorry for the girl and convict |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:49:36): | and women fell like they often want to distance them selves from the idea of being rapped and say it was the womens fault |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:49:54): | I took a few media law classes, not sure why rape was inviolved |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:52:18): | i thought they just picked people who looked like they could be easily swayee |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:52:42): | nah there is a science |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:52:54): | there are classes in law school about jury slection |
| Flatulancelot | (11:57:40): | Yeah. Why you think OJ's jury was all black |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:58:22): | probability, duh |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:13:21): | there was 2 whiteys |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:13:45): | http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/Simpson/Jurypage.html |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:15:59): | it was stacked for the juice |
| Farto Rubio | (12:51:14): | Well this was grand jury, numbers were picked by a computer. But who invented the computer? Whitey. |
| Farto Rubio | (12:51:36): | I'm officially on it. Had to do an oath, felt like a boy scout. |
| Flatulancelot | (12:57:40): | Sandler shenanigans ensue? |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:58:37): | sandler is on the jury as both jack and jill |
| Farto Rubio | (13:00:59): | No sandler. Jack v Jill over Madisons hidden treasures |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:01:32): | what kind of case is it, can you say that |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:01:54): | is it OJ's hip son, DJ Simpson? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:02:29): | No case yet. We don't convict guilty or non guilty, we just indeit or no bill (aka not indeit). We just decide if something has enough evidence to go to trial |
| Farto Rubio | (13:03:22): | I'm pretty psyched I only work 4 days a week for the next 18 weeks |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:03:46): | thank you justice system |
| Farto Rubio | (13:05:13): | Also I think I'm excused from jury duty ever again |
| Flatulancelot | (13:07:18): | Ever? Or just for like ten years |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:07:29): | jury duty is every 10 years right? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:07:54): | Normally if you go to jury duty, in 5 years your eligible again |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:08:31): | ruh roh |
| Farto Rubio | (13:08:47): | Normally with those juries though they are one day affairs unless you're on a grand jury or a case is special, like last time I had it it was supposed to last 6 months. If you have a case like that or a grand jury, you're excused from it ever again I believe |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:28:46): | http://i.imgur.com/jZfWbJ4.gif |
| Flatulancelot | (13:30:49): | I want to see pride tournaments come back. |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:31:07): | they wont |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:31:10): | alas |
| Flatulancelot | (13:32:11): | If the UFC hosts it in Japan, it's plausible. US laws don't allow for multiple fights for a single fighter in the same night |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:32:43): | the are revamping the japaneses circuit |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:33:01): | heavily involved with the yakuza |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:33:11): | so they want to cleanm it up |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:12:01): | http://imgur.com/25s0j1L |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:12:05): | it happened |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:12:19): | we are in Idoicracy |
| Flatulancelot | (15:13:13): | It also says urine |
| Flatulancelot | (15:13:58): | Mike Judge and Terry Crewes are set to run legit presidential ad campaign as president Camacho |
| Flatulancelot | (15:14:54): | http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/idiocracy-team-ready-anti-donald-trump-campaign-ads-20160603 |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:30:54): | The problem is that I'd vote for Dwayne elizondo mountain dew Herbert Camacho any day |
| Thursday, 07 July 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (06:33:08): | My dad wants to come shooting with us. |
| Comrade Sanders | (06:33:32): | He said he wants to see if his FBI training still works |
| Comrade Sanders | (06:33:59): | He tried out for the the FBI in the 70s and came in 3rd in his class |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:15:58): | Which dictator is he going to take down |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:16:13): | He starts small |
| Comrade Sanders | (07:16:57): | So Putin |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:48:30): | There has to be a fake tinder profile server by my office because there is so many Hot women 2 miles away and no bios. I saw one where it literally was the same girl. Same make up and background. But 2 different profiles |
| Farto Rubio | (14:48:58): | Probably cause its Jew york |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:49:14): | How many people do you think fall for it |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:49:26): | Like going to there website |
| Farto Rubio | (14:52:41): | Probably increases the drunker and Hornier and lonlier the man is |
| Flatulancelot | (14:57:44): | Jew York Jew York. It's a hell of a town. |
| Flatulancelot | (14:58:22): | No foreskin makes Jews horny boys. |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:28:28): | Are you white devils doing anything tomorrow night |
| Farto Rubio | (21:29:57): | Date night, the Ole ball nd chain |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:33:41): | Mind if I come with and sit in between you guys during the movie? |
| Flatulancelot | (21:34:43): | How you know they ain't\u2026 making a movie? |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:35:50): | Oh cool, I'll be the villain |
| Flatulancelot | (21:35:58): | \U0001f440\n\U0001f443\n\U0001f445 |
| Flatulancelot | (21:39:52): | I actually have plans to protest the police wearing uniforms. I think it's discriminatory to force the police to wear clothing that doesn't best show off their butts. They should be free to wear whatever they want. Sweatpants and a Disney T-shirt. Go for it. |
| Flatulancelot | (21:40:25): | Count me out from date night, fellas. |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:41:21): | You're missing out, I'm going to be the medium sized spoon |
| Farto Rubio | (21:41:47): | Every two spoons needs some cream in the middle to hold them together. Wanna be out cream |
| Farto Rubio | (21:41:50): | Our |
| Flatulancelot | (21:41:54): | I'm spork curious |
| Cryin' Ted | (21:42:10): | Wanna be the double stuff in our oreo |
| Flatulancelot | (21:43:04): | I'll be the glass you dip the Oreo in |
| Farto Rubio | (22:39:01): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r80kSTVoPUY&t=1m35s |
| Farto Rubio | (22:39:04): | Watch this |
| Flatulancelot | (22:44:38): | This is my new favorite thing in the world |
| Cryin' Ted | (22:58:44): | My eyes are opened |
| Flatulancelot | (23:36:29): | Shit is going down in Dallas |
| Flatulancelot | (23:36:59): | 13 cops shot. |
| Flatulancelot | (23:37:17): | 3 of them dead |
| Comrade Sanders | (23:37:35): | ITS HAPPENING. RACE WAR |
| Flatulancelot | (23:39:37): | Apparently two guys firing from elevated positions. Probably out windows or rooftops |
| Flatulancelot | (23:39:46): | Some GTA shit |
| Flatulancelot | (23:40:28): | Snipers |
| Flatulancelot | (23:47:54): | https://twitter.com/i/moments/751245542341083137 |
| Flatulancelot | (23:53:58): | 10 shot. My b |
| Friday, 08 July 2016 |
| Cryin' Ted | (06:46:45): | That'll stop police violence! |
| Comrade Sanders | (06:50:06): | We need to look deeply at ourselves as a nation. And remember. We are all the same. Us whites people. And fuck those damn Minorities. We stole this country fair and square. And I'll be damned if I let some hard working people take it from me |
| Cryin' Ted | (06:55:18): | "Leave no white man alive" - Dave Chappellle |
| Farto Rubio | (07:36:41): | Let's just wait till the full investigation until we jump to conclusions fellas |
| Cryin' Ted | (07:47:33): | Yea right I'm already fired up |
| Farto Rubio | (07:56:23): | Marc your birthday outing to a shooting range is no longer about fun it's about survival lol |
| Farto Rubio | (08:35:48): | Oh boy do I have good chain email for you guys from my mom |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:29:13): | https://i.imgur.com/iKDwU2x.gifv |
| Farto Rubio | (10:30:47): | lmao the holding up his pants as he runs makes this |
| Farto Rubio | (10:30:54): | http://imgur.com/FSpDf8n |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:31:59): | also that emial brian was 100% |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:32:03): | that students name |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:32:06): | was Jesus |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:34:20): | Can someone answer me this, why are blue lives matter and black lives matter at war with each other, cant we want peace for everyone |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:34:40): | cant we both agree that black and police lives matter |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:34:59): | alternative solution, all black police force |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:35:09): | or we kill everyone |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:35:14): | and i mean everyone |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:35:23): | let the bees have the world |
| Farto Rubio | (10:48:53): | "The Bee's will inherit the Earth" - God |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:04:16): | you ever just look at a girl and know, that pussy stank |
| Flatulancelot | (11:05:13): | The one at fox that one time |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:11:17): | her b-hole smelled pretty good tho |
| Farto Rubio | (11:13:53): | that time at fox though you could just smell it |
| Farto Rubio | (11:13:59): | marc you ever drunk text that biatch again |
| Farto Rubio | (11:14:16): | tell her that her and her friends need to stop working at girlscouts and get real jobs |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:14:27): | i did not |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:14:37): | she worked with the girl scouts |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:14:40): | what a loser |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:16:23): | look at me, im selling cookies door to door |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:16:29): | soon they'll be selling their bodies door to door |
| Flatulancelot | (11:17:01): | Once prostitution is legal, they're gonna make a killing |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:17:04): | and no one wants it |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:19:00): | should have told them that we worked for the boy scouts |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:19:05): | and that fox and hound was our turf |
| Flatulancelot | (11:20:35): | Yeah. Keep the chicks out the fox house |
| Farto Rubio | (11:21:11): | that as fun even if josh did blow it |
| Flatulancelot | (11:22:57): | Eh. Judi was just ok |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:23:03): | yea josh you really dropped the ball with that one |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:23:08): | could have had sex without a condom |
| Farto Rubio | (11:24:00): | yea but out of the group she was the hot one |
| Farto Rubio | (11:24:22): | i don't remember much from that night but I remember being pissed at you josh |
| Farto Rubio | (11:24:26): | for not getting her number |
| Farto Rubio | (11:24:42): | it was like i was doing yoga poses in fox and hound for nothing |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:25:20): | i kept talking about how josh was a gentle but supportive lover for NOTHING |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:26:04): | I stand by that Josh is the AT&T of people |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:26:30): | yeah he always has a cell phone |
| Farto Rubio | (11:26:41): | always a cell phone, never a phone call \ufffd |
| Flatulancelot | (11:29:44): | Wi-Fi calls. VoIP bitch |
| Flatulancelot | (11:30:07): | I could do data during phone calls before you Verizon fags |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:30:23): | damn way to hit below the belt \ufffd |
| Flatulancelot | (11:30:53): | I have Verizon |
| Flatulancelot | (11:31:02): | \ufffd |
| Flatulancelot | (11:31:10): | I'm a fraud |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:31:13): | they're raising their prices |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:31:15): | fuck big red |
| Farto Rubio | (11:32:21): | cause them damn workers want a livable wage. what they think this is, china? |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:32:56): | nah they're just trying to capitalize on data overages |
| Flatulancelot | (11:33:14): | I'm switching to Google Project Fi |
| Flatulancelot | (11:33:30): | ~$30/month |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:33:40): | what is that? i was looking at t-mobile |
| Flatulancelot | (11:34:17): | It's a virtual network that piggybacks on T-Mobile and sprint infrastructure. Chooses whichever is best at the moment |
| Flatulancelot | (11:34:31): | $10/GB. Refund for data not used |
| Flatulancelot | (11:35:46): | And Google has contacts to use protected VPNs with a shitload of public wifi providers so you don't use much data anyway. |
| Flatulancelot | (11:35:55): | Contracts* |
| Flatulancelot | (11:36:18): | But you have to have a Nexus device. Literally the only catch |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:36:45): | oh lame |
| Flatulancelot | (11:36:46): | https://fi.google.com/about/?u=0 |
| Flatulancelot | (11:37:12): | Recently they were selling the 5x for $150 |
| Flatulancelot | (11:38:59): | New Nexus devices should be out soon. They look just like an iPhone |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:39:49): | I'm honestly thinking of going back to an iPhone because my S6 has so many annoyances. but I don't like that they're removing the 9mm jack |
| Flatulancelot | (11:40:31): | I dunno man. Stock Android is fucking awesome |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:40:51): | yeah i like the ability to customize my phone, it has made my life so much easier |
| Flatulancelot | (11:41:33): | O. Forgot to mention. Not that it really affects any of us, but Google Fi works internationally too. Like the same plan. If there are extra charges, it's for calls. Data rates the same |
| Flatulancelot | (11:41:58): | iPhones are great, but I'm not going back |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:42:13): | i hate apple telling me what to do with my phone. fuck you i won't do what you tell me. |
| Flatulancelot | (11:42:23): | Stock Android is the black guy of the phone game |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:43:25): | too bad Motorola is DOA |
| Flatulancelot | (11:45:09): | Yeah. I love my current phone. No complaints |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:53:42): | any one want to fuck with the place i had my intership at |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:53:51): | they didnt even knowwhat they were doing |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:54:08): | but i want the NGBM to contact them to get a quote so i can laugh at it |
| Flatulancelot | (11:54:22): | And do what |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:55:08): | pretend to be interested in them |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:55:22): | they are floundering since they have no idea what they are doing |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:55:31): | it was founded by an old stock borker |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:55:42): | hostile takeover? |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:55:42): | who started it as an app deveoplment place |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:55:50): | he doesnt know how to code |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:55:59): | and now they are a digital marketing company |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:56:15): | http://www.venuing.com/ |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:59:24): | let's get them to team up with us as a coaliation against zuckerburg |
| Farto Rubio | (12:28:14): | World War Z is the name of the coalition |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:41:57): | USA sent Mr Robot Masks |
| Flatulancelot | (12:42:15): | To whom |
| Flatulancelot | (12:42:19): | I want one |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:42:29): | my department |
| Flatulancelot | (12:42:32): | Gimme |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:42:35): | no |
| Flatulancelot | (12:42:48): | C'mon |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:43:10): | i only got 2 |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:49:21): | http://imgur.com/Kx57teo |
| Farto Rubio | (12:49:52): | if thats vape nation what is ghastly gonna be |
| Flatulancelot | (12:50:06): | What am i looking at |
| Flatulancelot | (12:50:18): | I know it's some pocket monster shit but huh |
| Farto Rubio | (12:50:51): | pokemon go |
| Farto Rubio | (12:51:03): | its like pokemon but for real life |
| Farto Rubio | (12:51:14): | you "see" pokemon around you in the app or something |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:51:52): | i caught 2 spearows taking a dump |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:56:16): | Can't wait for all the kids playing this to walk into oncoming traffic while trying to catch a wheedle\n |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:56:34): | weedle |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:56:41): | spell it right |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:56:59): | ill jump of a bridge or go the brionx for a dragonite |
| Farto Rubio | (13:33:05): | Green party's Jill Stein invites Bernie Sanders to take over ticket | US news |
| Farto Rubio | (13:33:16): | im going green and for once i don't mean getting high |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:33:42): | This election is a fucking shit show |
| Farto Rubio | (13:34:03): | the likes of which we may never see again, or the likes of which we will have to get used to as normal |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:41:29): | Id vote for the Jew-o Duo |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:45:53): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:48:31): | this is a game for childern |
| Farto Rubio | (14:11:07): | I love getting dieting advice from random coworkers |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:11:21): | Only Eat Pussy |
| Farto Rubio | (14:11:38): | I can only eat pussy, but I can eat as much as I want |
| Farto Rubio | (14:12:30): | I just heard the 6 small meals a day thing lol |
| Farto Rubio | (14:18:10): | from my boss |
| Farto Rubio | (14:18:43): | the receptionist told him what I do seems to work, im glad he didn't inquire further though lol |
| Farto Rubio | (14:18:58): | the only thing worse than talking politics at the office is talking diet-ics |
| Flatulancelot | (14:32:40): | Honestly, the best diet is "Fuck sugar" |
| Flatulancelot | (14:32:48): | All that needs to be said |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:36:46): | Or just don't eat so damn much and exercise |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:36:54): | People really overcomplicate shit lol |
| Flatulancelot | (14:37:46): | Your ain't gonna lose weight exercising |
| Flatulancelot | (14:37:56): | Not how your body works. All diet |
| Flatulancelot | (14:38:10): | Eating less definitely helps |
| Farto Rubio | (14:40:48): | 80% diet 20% exercise = 100% results |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:57:04): | 100% exercise 100% diet = FUCK YOU I DONT NEED MATH IM HUGE |
| Farto Rubio | (14:59:01): | Math? what am i, a NERD |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:04:01): | what ever happened to Ahmeds clock |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:04:06): | did he finish it? |
| Flatulancelot | (15:05:02): | He moved to Abu Dhabi |
| Farto Rubio | (15:05:03): | some say he's still counting down to this day |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:07:00): | https://i.sli.mg/hC9RcE.gif |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:07:19): | everyone on the donald is retarded |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:07:27): | but boy do they do dank memes |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:09:48): | http://sli.mg/D17RZA |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:12:56): | https://i.imgur.com/c3tnhg0.jpg |
| Farto Rubio | (15:17:25): | yea honestly fuck obama for how he handled snowden and manning |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:17:44): | Yea |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:17:52): | Eli is the shittiest manning |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:18:00): | and he is still in hte country |
| Farto Rubio | (15:18:18): | hey he stopped Tom "Cell Phone" Brady from going undefeated |
| Farto Rubio | (15:18:47): | also funny how Tom Brady got in more trouble from his employer for his cell phone and deflating footballs than hillary did for putting confidential information in danger |
| Farto Rubio | (15:19:04): | i really don't know if I can get myself to vote for her |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:19:10): | I cant |
| Farto Rubio | (15:19:17): | i might just write in steve karabinchak |
| Flatulancelot | (15:19:46): | I'm not. Apparently wiki leaks is about to release a major Hillary email dump that they got from a hack into her server |
| Farto Rubio | (15:19:58): | i just wish russia would release them |
| Farto Rubio | (15:20:02): | prove they hacked her bad |
| Farto Rubio | (15:20:30): | they did the hackingest hack job ever done hacked, thanks to Hank "The Hacker" Hackett |
| Flatulancelot | (15:20:34): | Julian assange said that what they're going to release will be way more than enough to indict |
| Farto Rubio | (15:21:23): | oh man when are they gonna release them |
| Farto Rubio | (15:21:27): | don't blue ball me julian |
| Flatulancelot | (15:21:46): | And chairman of oversight, or whatever committee is bringing charges today regarding her perjury under oath about the classified info not being relayed over the server |
| Flatulancelot | (15:22:11): | I think before the convention |
| Farto Rubio | (15:22:31): | yea i mean they had that oversight committee meeting right |
| Flatulancelot | (15:22:52): | Just imagine the shit show that would ensue if the wiki leaks thing is legit |
| Farto Rubio | (15:22:57): | and asked comey straight up did she do X, Y, and Z to compare to hillarys statements |
| Farto Rubio | (15:23:02): | well has julian lied before |
| Flatulancelot | (15:23:37): | Only about sleeping with underage girls. Possibly. He may have been framed. |
| Flatulancelot | (15:24:02): | I mean it's completely normal to be attracted to 15 yo girls |
| Farto Rubio | (15:25:26): | lamo |
| Farto Rubio | (15:25:32): | lmao |
| Flatulancelot | (15:25:59): | Let's play poker |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:26:32): | i only poker in the butt |
| Flatulancelot | (15:26:58): | Seriously. Who's down? |
| Farto Rubio | (15:31:44): | I might be around, haleys going into the city for drinks. she'll need a ride from the train station at some point |
| Flatulancelot | (15:32:29): | No date night? |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:33:08): | im in the city |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:33:24): | Haley is comming to Laughing at Brian night |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:33:39): | Josh were you not on the invite? |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:34:42): | Last month's laughing at Brian night was pretty good, there were nachos and we got go laugh at how Brian will never fully please a woman |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:35:26): | Yea, I cant believe Pete you ate all those oreos |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:35:38): | and we laughed at brians stupid hopes and dreams |
| Farto Rubio | (15:55:15): | they're not stupid, just pointless |
| Farto Rubio | (15:55:20): | \ufffd |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:20:25): | http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/79/797c0da9ae508ec4f7cf8b1f42732ad6f50c821c03243fc7a6c4e640ae2a1820.jpg |
| Saturday, 09 July 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (00:36:13): | If all of you would please follow me down a rabbit hole. I think Donald J Trump might be the 2nd coming of Jesus. Hillary the anti Christ. And Bernie sanders destined to inherit the earth |
| Cryin' Ted | (00:37:55): | I've got ten on this |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:17:00): | So. DJT |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:17:30): | He wants to build a wall. Jesus was a carpenter |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:19:08): | Jesus loves all of those who enter his teaching |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:19:17): | Trump loves legal immigrants |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:19:47): | Jesus banished the tax collectors from the temple. Trump wants no illegals draining the Medicare system |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:20:03): | So trumps the messiah. |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:20:24): | Hillary is a political person who has risen on a false thrown |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:20:44): | Has meetings with the 7 kings. The Arabs. |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:21:18): | Bernie. One of the chosen people is very hesitant to unite the people of the 7 tribes under her |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:21:34): | Trump is Jesus |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:21:41): | Hillary the devil |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:21:50): | Then let's crucify trump |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:21:50): | Bernie the leader of the Jews |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:22:12): | Trump will be crucified for our sins. |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:22:30): | The sins of the white man. So we may live in peace |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:23:14): | I thought Obama would be the one to make me pay for my white guilt |
| Farto Rubio | (09:23:37): | I thought Obama was the atheist socialist Muslim we were all hoping for |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:24:16): | He is. But that ain't got nothing to do with Jebsus |
| Farto Rubio | (09:50:00): | Trump is more of a supply side jesus |
| Farto Rubio | (10:04:25): | http://m.imgur.com/gallery/bCqRp |
| Farto Rubio | (11:34:45): | They made cat dad |
| Farto Rubio | (12:08:03): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHA97HzhxE |
| Farto Rubio | (12:08:25): | It even has the "you have one week or you stay a cat forever" bit just like bear dad |
| Farto Rubio | (12:09:06): | I expected more from kevin spacey |
| Farto Rubio | (12:56:47): | We should do the same exact trailer but with bears. Kevin spacey walks into a bear shop. He, as a bear, poops in his sister in laws purse. He gets bathed and instagrammed by his daughter. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:38:05): | For fucks sake. It's shocking how something this stupid gets made. And it's almost an exact match to bear dad |
| Flatulancelot | (13:38:19): | Let's get writing boys |
| Farto Rubio | (14:24:07): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (14:24:11): | Found this whole going through pics on my phone |
| Flatulancelot | (14:28:04): | Deep in the rabbit hole you are |
| Farto Rubio | (14:33:05): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (14:33:10): | Too deep time to turn around |
| Flatulancelot | (14:34:18): | Vegeta a bitch |
| Flatulancelot | (14:34:50): | Know what I'm Saiyan? |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:37:08): | Oh what the fuck |
| Flatulancelot | (14:55:15): | Who wants to play poker. I need to scratch my gambling itch |
| Farto Rubio | (14:55:43): | Maybe later. Haleys coming over in a bit were gonna smoke and watch tim and Erics billion dollar movie |
| Farto Rubio | (14:55:54): | This is the final test for her |
| Flatulancelot | (14:55:57): | O boy |
| Farto Rubio | (14:55:59): | I hope she passes |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:57:39): | I hope she likes shrim |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:00:55): | I hope she likes shrim |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:21:53): | My boys eat only the softest meats |
| Flatulancelot | (15:22:55): | "they pay me to NOT sell swords" |
| Flatulancelot | (15:24:09): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:24:24): | He's your problem now |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:56:17): | Have you guys ever heard of the term "big O" |
| Flatulancelot | (17:56:38): | In regard to what |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:56:44): | Can't say |
| Flatulancelot | (17:57:11): | Probably not |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:02:23): | Aha |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:04:31): | Jessie couldn't believe I never heard that term |
| Flatulancelot | (18:05:37): | So what does it mean |
| Farto Rubio | (18:18:56): | I only know that in terms of computer science |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:23:53): | It means orgasm |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:24:08): | Jessie was shocked I didn't know what it meant and she texted her friend who was shocked too |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:24:21): | Probably because I've never brought a woman to orgasm before |
| Flatulancelot | (18:25:09): | Well, this was a let down |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:26:25): | That's what the girls always say |
| Cryin' Ted | (18:26:47): | Meanwhile I have to laugh because I orgasm every time |
| Flatulancelot | (18:27:00): | \ufffd |
| Farto Rubio | (19:23:39): | I was gonna guess orgasm but idk seemed kind of obvious. Why big O? Why not just regular O or disappointing O? |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:59:39): | "Can't wait for my boyfriend to come over and give me that disappointing O!" |
| Farto Rubio | (20:24:18): | Also haley was kind of meh about the movie. Halfway through I was worried she going to lose a lot of respect for me by the end |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:32:00): | At least she didn't walk out. That's a big deal |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:33:26): | She did better than 1/4 of Sundance |
| Flatulancelot | (20:54:45): | What she think of shrim? And the decoy |
| Flatulancelot | (20:54:54): | And taquito |
| Flatulancelot | (20:55:02): | And the chef |
| Farto Rubio | (21:18:05): | During the brown bath scene she covered her eyes and said we were fucked up |
| Cryin' Ted | (22:15:55): | Thank God she didn't see "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the baddest dad of them all" |
| Sunday, 10 July 2016 |
| Farto Rubio | (09:39:09): | I was making 3 slices of bacon for myself, had em fully cooked and was just frying up some eggs in the grease. My mom ate a slice while I wasn't looking. This should be an offense punishable by death. |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:57:29): | Ask her if she enjoyed her handouts |
| Flatulancelot | (09:58:24): | I'm genuinely interested to see what she would think of Supply Side Jesus |
| Farto Rubio | (09:58:37): | I sent her it yesterday |
| Farto Rubio | (09:59:08): | I think she disregarded the whole thing cause it was al franken |
| Flatulancelot | (09:59:18): | O boo |
| Flatulancelot | (10:00:15): | Tell her it's a different Al Franken |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:09:44): | James Franco's less talked about brother, Al Franco |
| Farto Rubio | (11:26:29): | http://m.imgur.com/CVWMHfw?r |
| Flatulancelot | (11:30:56): | From Durr to Sir |
| Farto Rubio | (11:34:54): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (11:36:24): | I tried watching her show. Never again. |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:10:03): | Fuck you cracked \n |
| Flatulancelot | (13:11:19): | Hey Brian. Whatever happened with that guy from cracked writing a story about construction crews? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:12:01): | He never responded, cucked me good :( |
| Flatulancelot | (13:12:32): | Cucked by cracked |
| Flatulancelot | (13:13:06): | So why does vagina blood make superheroes? |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:13:29): | I didn't watch |
| Flatulancelot | (13:13:56): | Sexist |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:12:54): | I did watch |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:12:56): | Now |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:13:08): | Women are stronger during a few days |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:13:20): | And can spot snakes the other |
| Flatulancelot | (17:13:58): | Or or or. They're normal on their period. Then inferior the rest of the time |
| Flatulancelot | (17:14:13): | Only when they bleed do they match us |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:22:11): | I can spot a snake from ten miles away |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:22:21): | I just don't like to brag about it |
| Flatulancelot | (17:24:03): | "I can smell a pig from a mile away."\n\nThe immortal words of Kid Rock |
| Comrade Sanders | (18:52:35): | I got slugs got homo things |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:12:45): | I matched with a girl on tinder. And she was a big Bernie supporter. Volunteered for the compaifh. |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:12:48): | That's fine. |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:13:22): | Then she said we need a lot of regulations and I was like. We are done here. |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:07:03): | I'm at 5 seconds of summer. Boy howdy is Americas youth the worst |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:10:23): | What's five seconds of summer |
| Flatulancelot | (20:10:44): | Yeah I have no idea what you're talking about |
| Farto Rubio | (20:13:36): | It's a bad you nerds |
| Farto Rubio | (20:13:39): | Band |
| Farto Rubio | (20:13:41): | I think |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:15:08): | 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly abbreviated as 5SOS) are an Australian rock band from Sydney that formed in 2011. The group were originally YouTube celebrities, posting videos of themselves covering songs from various artists during 2011 and early 2012. They rose to international fame while touring with One Direction on the Take Me Home Tour. |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:15:16): | ok now i get why i don't know them lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:15:48): | in my day we had to wait for the postman to bring us a new record, and so help me god if dad died during WW2 |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:16:15): | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/5_Seconds_of_Summer_2014.jpg |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:16:22): | if you had to punch one which would you choose |
| Flatulancelot | (20:16:38): | Marc. |
| Farto Rubio | (20:18:00): | The greaser on the left. This here is sharks territory |
| Flatulancelot | (20:18:17): | No. Definitely 4 |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:20:15): | i was going to say #2 |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:28:55): | honestly tho the shit i listen to is 10x worse |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:30:34): | I like the band |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:30:38): | I hate the fans |
| Farto Rubio | (20:30:50): | I only listen to obscure stuff like led Zeppelin and the beatles |
| Farto Rubio | (20:30:57): | You guys wouldn't get it |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:31:22): | You kiss your waifu with that mouth? |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:34:02): | I want to listen to teenage girl music. But not deal with teenage girls |
| Farto Rubio | (20:34:58): | I want to be with teenage girls but not deal with Bubba the prison cell mate I'd end up with. You gotta expect it. |
| Monday, 11 July 2016 |
| Cryin' Ted | (00:52:47): | https://youtu.be/udThyN208R4 you guys will enjoy this |
| Flatulancelot | (09:58:49): | Dang horse... I trusted you |
| Flatulancelot | (10:00:35): | That show is way more ridiculous than I thought it could be. They made a twilight reference for fucks sake |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:33:21): | anyone else playing pokemon go? |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:33:31): | or am i the only one getting all the pussy |
| Farto Rubio | (10:33:41): | Haley is lol. I downloaded it but haven't started it. |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:34:04): | its fun as shit |
| Flatulancelot | (10:35:00): | Nope. Rick and Morty 100 years. Forever. |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:06:53): | i guess ill just roll in the pussy my self |
| Farto Rubio | (11:07:24): | Some dude caused an accident on the highway already trying to catch a pikachu |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:07:37): | thats america |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:45:56): | https://i.imgur.com/04WYiY2.jpg |
| Farto Rubio | (11:49:12): | my bosses final cut of his movie is done |
| Flatulancelot | (11:53:52): | And... You get to watch it yet? |
| Farto Rubio | (11:54:08): | yup just did |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:54:23): | is it all we hope |
| Farto Rubio | (11:54:51): | you'll be disappointed in how well it's composed and shot |
| Farto Rubio | (11:54:57): | but the story is cheese |
| Flatulancelot | (11:55:44): | So the music didn't add much? |
| Farto Rubio | (11:56:11): | i mean it makes it run smoother |
| Farto Rubio | (11:56:16): | it's not a detractor |
| Farto Rubio | (11:56:31): | the sound and lighting is all normalized now so it looks better and the sound is right |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:07:03): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (12:07:44): | Doctor said I have to stop eating fried chicken and waffles for breakfast, but what does he know? |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:08:22): | help me |
| Flatulancelot | (12:25:47): | Marc, when did you plan to go to the gun range? |
| Farto Rubio | (12:43:38): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:05:37): | Pretty spot on actually lol |
| Farto Rubio | (13:07:51): | In light of the new movie 9 lives, I have a new idea in the same vein of bear dad. It's called Hand-Dad. |
| Farto Rubio | (13:08:38): | A workaholic father doesn't have enough time to have a catch with his son. On his way to his son's baseball game, he stops in a strange baseball store, run by Christopher Walken reprising his role from Click and Nine Lives, who curses him to become his sons right hand. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:09:16): | Is his son a pitcher? Catcher? First base? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:09:26): | Son's a pitcher |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:09:31): | *kid fixes something in the kitchen*\nMom: Wow son, I didn't know you were such a handyman! |
| Farto Rubio | (13:09:34): | also this could be seen as the spiritual sequel to rookie of the year |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:09:41): | Son: MOM... YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT! |
| Farto Rubio | (13:10:00): | Dad-hand darts out and grabs wife/mom's tit |
| Flatulancelot | (13:10:06): | When the dad returns to human form, he has to have black and blue marks all over his face |
| Farto Rubio | (13:10:07): | Son: Dad! \xa0Don't be so handsy |
| Flatulancelot | (13:10:43): | And he has to be portrayed by one of those old Italian guys with leathery skin |
| Flatulancelot | (13:10:54): | So we can make leather jokes at his expense |
| Farto Rubio | (13:10:58): | nah it's tim allen |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:11:29): | it's always tim allen |
| Farto Rubio | (13:11:43): | this does basically explain rookie of the year though. in that movie, the kid who could pitch real fast didn't have his dad around. \xa0really, the dad was just in his hand the whole time. \xa0explains why he could pitch better than a grown man |
| Farto Rubio | (13:12:00): | by the end of the movie |
| Farto Rubio | (13:12:07): | the son tells his dad that he finally thinks of him as his right hand man |
| Flatulancelot | (13:12:24): | There's the name of the movie |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:12:26): | last scene is the son and dad high fiving |
| Farto Rubio | (13:12:33): | oh thats great |
| Farto Rubio | (13:12:37): | call it right hand man |
| Farto Rubio | (13:12:42): | or Right Hand Dad-Man |
| Farto Rubio | (13:13:48): | obviously there will be a awkward porn related scenario |
| Farto Rubio | (13:14:10): | dad-hand keeps typing in different porn tags cause it turns out, like father and son doesn't apply to the bedroom |
| Farto Rubio | (13:14:23): | that might be the oddest sentence i've ever typed in my life |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:15:11): | dad why do you keep typing bbw? what does that mean? |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:15:23): | dad, what's a "cuck"? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:15:34): | ask your mother son |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:15:44): | ask your mom's friend Tyrone, son |
| Farto Rubio | (13:15:49): | youll find out when you give a woman your heart |
| Farto Rubio | (13:17:31): | i really want to shoot this trailer |
| Farto Rubio | (13:17:37): | all we'd need is two actors, one son, one dad |
| Farto Rubio | (13:18:12): | and i want to end the trailer with the rookie of the year poster, to make people rethink that movie |
| Farto Rubio | (13:18:32): | and now when they do their annual rewatch of rookie of the year, they'll think, there's a man in that hand |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:18:45): | and that will enhance their experience |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:18:53): | soon we will be hired to do all kinds of movie enhancements |
| Farto Rubio | (13:19:02): | for movies that came out yars ago |
| Farto Rubio | (13:19:07): | we just redo them |
| Farto Rubio | (13:19:09): | thats our speciality |
| Farto Rubio | (13:19:15): | give you another lense to watch this movie through |
| Farto Rubio | (13:19:58): | rookie of the year just a genetic freak who can throw real fast and a missing father figure? or, dad turned into hand-dad and now has the strength of a man and prepubescent teen? \xa0well now you can watch either way |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:20:11): | really it's up to you |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:20:17): | you choose your reality, there is no god |
| Farto Rubio | (13:20:27): | i like the idea that we just rethink old movies and tv shows no one gives a shit about anymoret |
| Farto Rubio | (13:20:30): | hat can be our niche |
| Farto Rubio | (13:20:32): | that* |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:20:46): | we already created a fantastic home improvement prequel |
| Farto Rubio | (13:21:02): | exactly |
| Farto Rubio | (13:22:06): | maybe we do that subruban nudist or the view that tim allen encapuslates all that's wrong with capitalism |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:22:30): | i'm tim the consumerist whore taylor |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:22:39): | let's belittle my wife for being educated |
| Farto Rubio | (13:23:01): | Oh ya big fancy phd in psychology? well you know what I got my degree in? |
| Farto Rubio | (13:23:05): | Sawing shit! |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:23:40): | being a man! eating wood and sawing meat |
| Farto Rubio | (13:37:34): | growling like an animal |
| Farto Rubio | (13:37:36): | garruhh |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:38:42): | Dad I cant get into bars, im too young |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:38:58): | and why is this one all men in leather |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:39:31): | Why is Uncle Stan Here? |
| Flatulancelot | (13:42:04): | good, Marc, you're back. |
| Flatulancelot | (13:42:10): | when we going to the range? |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:43:04): | still figuring it out |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:43:14): | most likey August |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:43:21): | i have to get my wisdome |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:52:47): | https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7WTCBePyp2GCamIM/giphy.gif |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:53:03): | no politics |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:53:05): | just funny |
| Farto Rubio | (14:02:25): | This is a metaphor for how capitalist literally want to take the food out of our mouths, and only through socialism and joining together can we scare it off parasitic capitalists. |
| Farto Rubio | (14:02:29): | jk its just a funny gif |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:08:39): | Lul. Wut |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:10:59): | That better be a watermelon under there |
| Flatulancelot | (16:22:07): | or just holdin' in a fart |
| Farto Rubio | (16:57:00): | single moms need love too marc |
| Farto Rubio | (16:57:07): | they also need a father figure |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:57:20): | ehh i am laready talking to one |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:57:23): | i realized |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:57:27): | im great at tinder |
| Farto Rubio | (16:57:56): | you're really good at swiping right? |
| Farto Rubio | (16:58:07): | steve has it automated |
| Farto Rubio | (16:58:20): | why just automate factories when we can automate our love lives |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:59:45): | damn |
| Comrade Sanders | (16:59:51): | steve is better then me |
| Farto Rubio | (17:00:21): | whats your tinder strategy |
| Farto Rubio | (17:00:41): | nah steve ruins all the matches he gets including the prositutes/bots |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:01:13): | Hey big boy, Steve says Hi, yea no says the bot |
| Comrade Sanders | (17:02:59): | can we buy steve a hooker |
| Cryin' Ted | (17:03:47): | Wait does Steve really have an automated tinder script lol |
| Flatulancelot | (17:16:11): | he most certainly does |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:23:55): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:24:09): | Also there is a sub Reddit to bad tinder |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:24:13): | Steve on it ? |
| Tuesday, 12 July 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:01:09): | Why are there so many question marks? |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:02:47): | She has self confidence issues |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:03:18): | I'm glad she will wait for me though |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:05:25): | She could be The One |
| Farto Rubio | (08:13:52): | A top Web woman huh |
| Farto Rubio | (08:15:10): | Marc you got a video camera? |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:15:26): | Only for my sex tapes |
| Farto Rubio | (08:15:51): | What about a hand-dad |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:16:32): | I said only my sex takes |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:16:35): | So yea |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:16:39): | Hand dad is one |
| Farto Rubio | (08:17:09): | Give ya a hand-dad handjob |
| Farto Rubio | (08:57:12): | I just really want to shoot a video |
| Farto Rubio | (08:57:33): | I haven't felt this pumped up since Captain Van Bure'N Berries |
| Farto Rubio | (09:07:12): | would you guys want to shoot this, i was just thinking enough to make a 3-4 minute trailer |
| Farto Rubio | (09:07:29): | no way anyone would actually pay and sit to watch hand-dad |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:10:15): | people paid to come see out MT JPS video |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:10:37): | We can just create a youtube channel |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:10:42): | see it if gets traction |
| Farto Rubio | (09:11:12): | for fake movie trailers or movie enhancements |
| Farto Rubio | (09:11:17): | gives yo ua new way to watch an old movie |
| Farto Rubio | (09:11:34): | rookie of the year is really just a kid with the spirit of his dad in his hand |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:51:38): | wilson was naked |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:12:30): | To be honest I feel like Hand-Dad is the kind of idea that is funny to joke about but it should never see the light of day under any circumstance |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:12:54): | I think in the history of all our absolutely retarded ideas, this one sits pretty high up there |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:13:03): | isnt that 99% of what we say in this chat |
| Farto Rubio | (10:13:16): | Yea but it'd be so easy to make and I really want to make a video |
| Farto Rubio | (10:13:19): | Slecko is coming back baby |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:13:29): | If this chat was realsed none of us could run for public office |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:13:37): | or keep a job |
| Farto Rubio | (10:14:02): | When the son is talking to his hand, he sees the face of his dad too on it, like superimposed |
| Farto Rubio | (10:14:34): | that's how i imagine it. i know it's completely idiotic but I think it's still funny. \xa0and plus would be good practice if we want to make other less retarded videos |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:15:46): | you make 50 shitty films |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:15:59): | you should try yo get them out of the way before makigng a good one |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:16:09): | Hand Dad 38 is going to be a banger |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:16:33): | From the people that brought you Hand Dad 3 comes.... Big Toe Big Brother |
| Farto Rubio | (10:16:35): | the son is now 38 years old, and the dad is still living in his hand |
| Farto Rubio | (10:16:41): | but the dad is old and losing it a bit |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:17:18): | the son goes to finger his wife, who's marriage is straining due to his dad |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:17:30): | and his dad screams, THEY ARE STERALING MY MEDS |
| Farto Rubio | (10:18:06): | "don't muffle me son!" |
| Farto Rubio | (10:18:09): | muff-le |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:18:39): | We are reatrded |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:18:51): | but im glad we are the same retarded |
| Cryin' Ted | (10:18:57): | \ufffd |
| Farto Rubio | (11:03:23): | i started playing pokemon go marc |
| Farto Rubio | (11:03:26): | you got a team? |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:10:42): | can we form a crew |
| Farto Rubio | (11:11:19): | I think. Haley said she was at a park near her house the other day and some 13 year old boys were doing the same thing, hunting. They came up to her and asked her if she wanted to join their team. |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:11:40): | hoo boy |
| Farto Rubio | (11:11:51): | "Pokemon Go has done more for childhood obesity in a week than Michelle Obama has done in 8 years" |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:12:55): | Im team mystic |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:14:27): | it's actually pretty addicting |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:14:34): | i have a team full of bullshit pokemon |
| Farto Rubio | (11:15:19): | i got a evee |
| Farto Rubio | (11:15:28): | almost got a hunter but couldn't find it |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:15:38): | oh i need me a haunter |
| Farto Rubio | (11:15:39): | pokemon is gonna get me into such good shape |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:15:40): | then my life is complete |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:16:09): | Brian did you just run a 5 k in 20 minutes, Yea gotta GET THEM EGGS NIGGA |
| Farto Rubio | (11:17:23): | seriously though me and haley are fixing our bikes this weekend just so we can ride around and catch shit |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:17:37): | my office is in one of the most decenly populate parts |
| Farto Rubio | (11:17:46): | also walking around i had no idea how many fucking feral cats there were in my neighborhood |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:17:58): | there are3 poke stops in my lobby' |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:18:31): | there is one pokestop by my apartment that is right in the middle of the traffic circle |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:18:47): | so should i wander around oncoming traffic to catch pokemon |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:19:17): | also what starter did you guys pick |
| Farto Rubio | (11:19:18): | whats a pokestop |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:19:27): | no clue but it pops up on my gps lol |
| Farto Rubio | (11:19:30): | i see theres 2 gyms near my office, down the road and across the street from each other lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:20:14): | i picked charmander |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:20:17): | but i have all 3 |
| Farto Rubio | (11:20:23): | maybe its time to start walking during lunch lol |
| Farto Rubio | (11:20:47): | i got a squirtle |
| Farto Rubio | (11:20:50): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:21:20): | i make that bitch squirtle |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:21:40): | i picked charmander and now i feel like i have betrayed bulbasaur |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:21:49): | thats who jessie took at least |
| Farto Rubio | (11:22:24): | haley took a bulbasaur too |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:22:37): | women huh |
| Farto Rubio | (11:22:39): | she also caught a pikachu today in deli meat line at the market |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:24:34): | i feel compelled to leave my house today to search |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:24:42): | who is the strongest nigga you guys got? |
| Farto Rubio | (11:25:38): | i only just started yesterday |
| Farto Rubio | (11:25:41): | found a tuaros |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:25:42): | same |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:25:45): | well i started on the weekend |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:25:56): | i have a charmander, geodude, zubat, and some venonats |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:26:06): | I feel like I live on Mt. Moon. This is a nightmare I cannot wake up from |
| Farto Rubio | (11:26:09): | whats this CP number, i don't want no child porn |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:26:25): | it's the number of steps you have to take for the FBI not to search your PC |
| Farto Rubio | (11:27:20): | how do i get star dust |
| Farto Rubio | (11:27:22): | more catching? |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:30:04): | yea |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:30:07): | more catching |
| Farto Rubio | (11:30:36): | yea i wasted it all leveling up my weedle |
| Farto Rubio | (11:30:51): | it's so sad, his bug bite and struggle aka don't die |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:31:59): | ya cuck |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:32:11): | weedle cucked ya |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:32:19): | do i have to pay real money for more pokeball |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:33:50): | no |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:33:55): | you get them from poketops |
| Farto Rubio | (12:12:58): | http://www.vox.com/2016/7/12/12152728/pokemon-go-economic-problems |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:15:42): | i skimmed it |
| Farto Rubio | (12:16:48): | basically pokemon is wallet-jacking small and medium sized cities monies, pouring it into the big tech cities making them the alpha all other cities want to be |
| Farto Rubio | (12:17:02): | it's simple biotruths |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:17:27): | Has socialism destroyed your ability to enjoy anything anymore |
| Farto Rubio | (12:18:20): | im gonna keep playing of course but they ain't getting a fucking cent outta me |
| Farto Rubio | (12:18:41): | im a real gamer |
| Farto Rubio | (12:18:41): | i don |
| Farto Rubio | (12:18:45): | i don't pay to win with money |
| Farto Rubio | (12:18:48): | i pay to win with my life |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:19:07): | some one is a team valor |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:20:49): | it seems like the author of this is really grasping at straws lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:21:08): | he probably graduated college hoping to become a political writer and got stuck in the gaming department instead |
| Farto Rubio | (12:22:55): | i think he has a point. silicon valley and tech cities take in lots of money from app/software sales but don't do much return to the communities they're taking it from, besides providing the app/software |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:25:08): | And Pok\xe9mon Go seems unlikely to produce very many opportunities for complementary local businesses. People play on their smartphones, so there\u2019s no need for Pok\xe9mon cyber cafes. Smartphones are too cheap for smartphone repair shops to be a good business. |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:25:09): | lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (12:31:28): | clearly we need to open up more Pokemon Go plants |
| Farto Rubio | (12:35:01): | gonna get my GED and work in that pokemon factory down the road |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:43:08): | local business that are pokestops have seen spikes in sales |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:43:19): | espically bars a nd resturatnes |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:43:27): | and whore houses |
| Farto Rubio | (12:45:05): | sometimes i just want to say fuck all this shit and go live in a mountain cave |
| Farto Rubio | (12:45:24): | just spend my days jerking it to my own cave drawings of boobs |
| Farto Rubio | (12:47:45): | everyday i'm becoming more disillusioned with our society. i feel like hand-dad is the only thing that makes sense anymore. |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:05:59): | so the drugs really kicked in then |
| Farto Rubio | (13:11:19): | nah i just took the red pill \ufffd |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:13:56): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (14:40:12): | man did i miss a lot |
| Flatulancelot | (14:40:22): | i have a camera and would like to film Hand-Dad |
| Farto Rubio | (14:40:49): | meet me after work in the parking lot then |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:41:08): | Bring your dad and his hands |
| Flatulancelot | (14:42:00): | let's do it this weekend |
| Flatulancelot | (14:42:23): | Film a trailer for a made up film, "Right Hand Man" |
| Farto Rubio | (14:42:29): | im gonna see if I can write something tonight |
| Flatulancelot | (14:43:01): | cant be too difficult. especially since a trailer is only 2 minutes long. |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:18): | i have to go to haleys sisters and gokusnakes collective bday on saturday i believe |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:31): | yea i was gonna say it wouldn't be too long |
| Farto Rubio | (14:43:44): | no one can handle that much man hand dad |
| Flatulancelot | (14:43:48): | we can at least write something and film one of these weekends |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:45:04): | I'll be on vacation this weekend and the weekend of the 30th |
| Flatulancelot | (14:45:22): | ok Bruce Willis |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:45:49): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (14:48:16): | this will be marcs birthday |
| Farto Rubio | (14:48:28): | IT'S MY BIRTHDAY |
| Comrade Sanders | (14:48:42): | Stupid bitches |
| Comrade Sanders | (15:22:25): | so we are gunna get some hookers and blow |
| Cryin' Ted | (16:07:15): | Duh |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:21:34): | https://i.reddituploads.com/ec223e5bda59466f805a60dc663ef091?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=428e00774113c1774ae9a8ca84cfdd55 |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:21:46): | Does Vox just hate Pokemon? |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:21:51): | did they invest in digimon |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:21:56): | and are salty about it |
| Farto Rubio | (19:22:31): | Is that a real article lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:22:36): | yea |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:23:27): | I think it's time to stop reading vox |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:23:50): | i dont |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:24:00): | i get all i need frm tumblr\xa0in action |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:31:08): | Also im very disapointed in not enough trump spam, i thought they would have dank meme like trump sub reddit, its just shitty articles or terrible memes that dont even make sense. Im for bashing people, just do it well you losers |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:32:44): | Holy shit, im pulling rattings for fox news for a buy, i did all of watchers and watchers 25-54 |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:32:52): | and holy fuck did they jump up laot |
| Comrade Sanders | (19:32:59): | fox news is watched by old people |
| Farto Rubio | (19:45:14): | You mean they got new viewers? |
| Cryin' Ted | (20:02:42): | I thought it was just my mom |
| Comrade Sanders | (20:33:12): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (21:56:35): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY |
| Cryin' Ted | (22:55:09): | Well I just went down the freaky eaters rabbit hole and that led to a TLC strange sex rabbit hole |
| Flatulancelot | (22:55:41): | Share. Please share |
| Cryin' Ted | (23:04:37): | Just search TLC Strange Sex on YouTube, it's a doozy |
| Flatulancelot | (23:11:02): | One video was enough for me |
| Flatulancelot | (23:11:29): | Balloon fetishists. He cums when they pop. |
| Cryin' Ted | (23:12:44): | That's pretty hot |
| Cryin' Ted | (23:13:02): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Cryin' Ted | (23:55:32): | How does someone develop a fetish like that |
| Flatulancelot | (23:56:49): | Ever use a condom. Pretty much putting a balloon on your dick. Some people are more attracted to the condom. Not the pussy |
| Wednesday, 13 July 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:23:58): | http://i.imgur.com/KJzEiI1.jpg |
| Flatulancelot | (10:55:12): | Domo Arigato mother fuckers |
| Flatulancelot | (10:56:11): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (10:56:19): | Marc. Gimme a mask |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:56:33): | In the words of my fore fathers |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:56:46): | Fuck you right in the pussy |
| Flatulancelot | (10:56:59): | They knew what's up |
| Farto Rubio | (10:57:35): | Oh shit Mr robot tonight good call |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:57:51): | there is gunna be an 80s falshback this season |
| Flatulancelot | (10:58:09): | dont ruin anything |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:58:13): | and they wanted advertisers to send the old 1989 commericals if they had a spot in it |
| Farto Rubio | (10:58:31): | I hope it's only to make fun of consumerism |
| Flatulancelot | (10:58:34): | i know USA released the first episode online but I still dont wanna know |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:58:39): | they are doing some cool intergration |
| Flatulancelot | (10:58:47): | Synergy |
| Flatulancelot | (10:58:58): | cross-platform unification |
| Flatulancelot | (10:59:05): | buzzwords |
| Flatulancelot | (10:59:08): | ads |
| Flatulancelot | (10:59:39): | I have not a clue what Marc actually does for a living |
| Comrade Sanders | (10:59:48): | Do any of you? |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:00:14): | I feel like Pete has a grasp on it |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:00:23): | since Joe |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:22:37): | my brother wasn't a buyer, he was in AR or somthing |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:22:48): | I very vaguely understand what you do Marc |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:23:12): | I mean you negotiate ad sales right |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:35:35): | I get naked and shake my goodies for divorced middel aged women who give me dollar bills |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:28:58): | We just had to put Molly down |
| Farto Rubio | (12:32:21): | Sorry man that really sucks. She was an awesome dog. |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:32:49): | they found a tumor in her wind pipe |
| Flatulancelot | (12:44:08): | damn. sorry to hear that |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:25:41): | So sorry Marc. I loved Molly |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:33:02): | She liked you guys too |
| Farto Rubio | (14:45:02): | hopefully this will cheer everyone up |
| Farto Rubio | (14:45:04): | my bosses trailer |
| Farto Rubio | (14:45:05): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zBl82aW7g0&feature=youtu.be |
| Flatulancelot | (14:53:52): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (14:54:00): | The only commenter so far... Hiram Katz |
| Farto Rubio | (14:54:13): | I saw that lol |
| Farto Rubio | (14:54:19): | it is him, all his uploads are just him |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:56:40): | calling it now, this is gonna be the next game of thrones |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:57:32): | i think this fits a great niche |
| Farto Rubio | (14:57:50): | the next gabagool |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:58:04): | you know how we never have movies about mobsters that think they are businessmen and will do anything to protect their families? well now we do |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:58:22): | pasta fazool |
| Farto Rubio | (15:00:08): | at least tony soprano was like "im a bad guy I know it, but its because of my upbringing" |
| Farto Rubio | (15:00:20): | it's always the parents, they fudge ya up |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:02:26): | "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster." - Dan Jablons |
| Flatulancelot | (15:03:45): | "DAN JABLONS IS AN IMPROV ACTOR WHO SPECIALIZES IN PLAYING WHITE COLLAR CHARACTERS, SUCH AS LAWYERS, DOCTORS, CONGRESSMEN, BOSSES, SALESMEN, TEACHERS, ACCOUNTANTS, COMPUTER GUYS, DETECTIVES, ADMINISTRATORS, AND DADS - PRETTY MUCH ANYONE WHO WEARS A TIE! HE HAS BEEN PERFORMING FOR OVER 20 YEARS, AND HAS A GREAT BACKGROUND IN FILM, THEATER, AND BUSINESS." |
| Flatulancelot | (15:04:00): | http://www.danjablons.com/ |
| Cryin' Ted | (15:05:06): | he looks like a jewish hobbit |
| Farto Rubio | (15:17:04): | is he literally typcasting himself as a Jew lol |
| Farto Rubio | (15:17:34): | lawyer, doctor, accountant, the big 3 its all there |
| Farto Rubio | (19:01:52): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (19:09:56): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (19:10:05): | black people twitter sure loves them pokemon go |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:51:24): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (20:08:24): | Poking holes in all your condoms |
| Thursday, 14 July 2016 |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:22:56): | If we were spaces. Would we be house slaves or field slaves |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:23:33): | I'd be the silly dancing negro |
| Flatulancelot | (08:24:18): | Slave slave. I'd kinda be like a secretary to another slave. But I'm just working my way up the corporate ladder |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:25:01): | You could be the head slave if you work hard |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:25:58): | I'd think I'd be a sex slave. The masters wife would come my cabin and we would make beautiful music. Then bone. |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:26:29): | She would call me Honkie by day. |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:26:34): | But lover by night |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:26:35): | I seriously think we need to bring back non-race based slavery |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:26:44): | you want to beat china don't you |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:27:11): | I mean. We can just take Mexico and Canada |
| Cryin' Ted | (08:27:37): | no smartphones, no W-2s, no expense reports, just harvesting cotton with your fellow slaves while singing a non-demoninational version of swing low sweet chariot |
| Comrade Sanders | (08:28:05): | Swing average. Okay looking Chariot. |
| Farto Rubio | (08:40:27): | I'd like to think I'd be the slave who suffers Stockholm syndrome and starts identifying with whitey |
| Flatulancelot | (08:47:04): | None |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:09:36): | http://imgur.com/gallery/6zqUwHN |
| Farto Rubio | (09:17:27): | None |
| Flatulancelot | (09:18:38): | If only this is what buzzfeed quizzed us on |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:26:40): | http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_much_of_a_cuck_are_you_1 |
| Flatulancelot | (09:44:07): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:44:23): | 12% Cuck |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:44:33): | to took the test on my desktop |
| Flatulancelot | (09:44:45): | share it with your coworkers |
| Flatulancelot | (09:45:07): | see who the Office Cuck is? |
| Flatulancelot | (09:45:22): | C'mon |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:45:28): | damn you guys are cucks |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:45:34): | i got 42% |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:45:55): | Looks like im the one cucking all of you |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:45:59): | bring me your women |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:46:04): | so i make cuck |
| Flatulancelot | (09:46:32): | socialists = CUCKS |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:46:49): | yea, you guys share everything |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:46:52): | like your wives |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:46:57): | and toliet papre |
| Flatulancelot | (09:47:04): | i guess we like orgies or something |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:47:10): | open the borders so the BBCs can come in |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:53:01): | thats how they get you, hey lets share wives, then you Achemend, Ching Chong and Tyrone are sharing 1 toothbrush and alternating sides on the toliet\xa0paper |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:53:22): | that's a pretty smart idea with the TP |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:53:25): | save the rainforests |
| Flatulancelot | (09:53:35): | I'll take the inside parts of the 2-ply |
| Flatulancelot | (09:53:44): | just gotta separate them real carefully |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:54:09): | you know sheryl crow only used one square of TP |
| Flatulancelot | (09:54:26): | None |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:54:53): | You know sociliast only have 1 ply |
| Cryin' Ted | (09:55:06): | smells like pup pup |
| Comrade Sanders | (09:56:35): | I just want to be a normal american with an average looking wife who hates me and kids i push my dream on |
| Farto Rubio | (10:35:36): | the real american dream |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:00:43): | so i just realized, when we have sons, we have to sit them down and have a talk about only looking at porn with people over 18 |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:00:52): | dont type 13 year olds naked into google |
| Farto Rubio | (11:01:00): | yup already is happening |
| Farto Rubio | (11:01:15): | my old coworkers kid searched for that and it got him spooked lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:01:23): | yea like i did it when i was young i did |
| Farto Rubio | (11:01:29): | also 2/3 of americans fail a basic financial literacy test - http://www.usfinancialcapability.org/quiz.php |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:04:01): | i got 4/5 |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:04:08): | i got the bond question wrong |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:04:16): | i second guessed myself |
| Farto Rubio | (11:04:16): | ditto got the bond question wrong |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:06:24): | You got 2 correct answers out of 6 |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:06:25): | lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:06:28): | ruh roh |
| Farto Rubio | (11:06:45): | ruh roh pete |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:08:14): | only ones i got right were the ones about inflation and 15 vs 30 year mortgage |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:09:00): | oh actually |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:09:09): | reading the responses of the first one now i realize i read it wrong |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:09:15): | so it should be 3/6 |
| Farto Rubio | (11:11:00): | I was gonna say that one I thought you would have got |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:11:34): | i didnt notice it said for 5 years |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:12:06): | still, 3/6 is a failing score lol |
| Farto Rubio | (11:12:28): | your right in with the majority of american average |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:15:35): | i had absolutely no clue about the stocks or bonds |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:15:56): | and the inflation one i got right by just using common sense, but i don't really understand it |
| Farto Rubio | (11:17:34): | the inflation one is pretty easy to explain |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:17:58): | i mean i get the idea, inflation is money being worth less, interest is your money making more etc |
| Farto Rubio | (11:18:07): | imagine you have your hundo in a savings account that gives you 1% interest. at the same time you want to buy something that is worth 100 dollars a year from now |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:18:10): | so yeah the inflation number was higher than the interest number |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:18:19): | http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/32038/1/lena-dunham-supports-that-sushi-is-cultural-appropriation |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:18:32): | Listen, Trump Wins, she leaves |
| Farto Rubio | (11:18:34): | yea so that object you want to buy at year end is now worth 102, where as you only got 101 from the interests, and you went from being able to buy it to have less purchasing power |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:19:25): | how long until sjws try to ban interracial marriage |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:20:11): | You can mix the races, its approration |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:20:19): | it's destroying our cultures! |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:20:19): | you cant live in lback negiborhoods |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:20:25): | its gentrifaction |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:20:43): | MLK Jr would honeslty be ashamed |
| Farto Rubio | (11:21:11): | hoo boy her we goooo |
| Farto Rubio | (11:21:30): | well sjw's are bourgie feminists |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:21:53): | http://66.media.tumblr.com/d8045b640a20640978b36aef91116741/tumblr_mzoa5w0SXv1rgam01o1_r1_400.gif |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:22:14): | whats a bourgie feminist lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:24:18): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf1gokw3uG4&feature=youtu.be |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:25:59): | http://imgur.com/gallery/Po8UHMH/new |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:26:05): | I want this to be the ticket |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:26:07): | SO BAD |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:26:31): | one step closer to president camacho |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:27:06): | Triple H the secretary of state |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:27:20): | and Brock Lesner the Mayor of Suplex City |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:28:09): | http://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sp7-1428922395.jpg |
| Farto Rubio | (11:29:19): | also im convinced we need professional jurors based on my day in jury duty |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:29:55): | Keep Money OUT of Juries |
| Farto Rubio | (11:30:41): | no you need to put more in |
| Farto Rubio | (11:30:53): | people just started indeiting every charge cause they wanted to leave |
| Farto Rubio | (11:31:02): | and weren't getting paid to be there |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:31:32): | wait till the Jury Lobbying industry pops up lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:32:02): | Then the fat cats from big Juries will get laws |
| Farto Rubio | (11:32:06): | private prisons already lobby, that's pretty close |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:32:21): | they lobby juries? wow |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:32:26): | I do think private prisons are stupid |
| Farto Rubio | (11:32:30): | well not juries no |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:32:43): | but i also think public prisons are stupid |
| Farto Rubio | (11:32:44): | but they lobby for laws that put more people away, they lobby for the war on drugs |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:32:48): | Work Camps |
| Farto Rubio | (11:33:03): | work camps? |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:33:08): | you break the law |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:33:11): | you do wokr |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:33:21): | but meaningless work |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:33:33): | so to not take jobs |
| Farto Rubio | (11:33:40): | oh well that's sort of what private prisons do, put people to work for .25 cents an hour and sell the products they make |
| Farto Rubio | (11:33:52): | you're talking about like just digging ditches or breaking rocks? |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:33:57): | yea |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:34:03): | chain gangs |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:34:12): | i need rocks broken |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:34:32): | i actually do see prisoners most days when i commute to work, doing trash cleanup on rt 22 |
| Farto Rubio | (11:34:32): | lol |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:34:58): | getting the mexicans? |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:35:04): | hurr durr |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:47:19): | http://www.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=bfb3c82cf1b7f766&q=media+assistant&l=New+York,+NY&tk=1ankj1cmk1dao87g&from=ja&alid=5769e22ee4b038f6b09f2d7a&utm_source=jobseeker_emails&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=job_alerts |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:47:24): | Josh, applu |
| Comrade Sanders | (11:47:35): | i want to see if they will even accpet men |
| Flatulancelot | (11:56:57): | not gonna happen but I do wanna shop around that nonsense resume i made that has doing dot biz plastered all over it |
| Flatulancelot | (11:57:04): | just to see what kinda response I get |
| Farto Rubio | (11:57:25): | on your resume under "additional skills" say you are a man but can identify as a woman |
| Cryin' Ted | (11:59:56): | say your gender is fluid so you can fulfill any gender roles they might ask for |
| Comrade Sanders | (12:03:01): | say you will fill any gender holes |
| Farto Rubio | (13:41:19): | accidentally left my desk with the group chat open |
| Farto Rubio | (13:41:31): | gave me a heart attack lol |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:41:53): | WHITE POWER |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:42:11): | THIS IS BRIAN'S WHITE SUPREMACY CHAT ROOM, WHITE SUPREMACISTS ONLY |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:51:48): | trump's running mate announced, Mike Pence |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:52:04): | aka homophobic evangelical who denies global warming and evolution. wew lads |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:57:45): | USA USA USA USA |
| Comrade Sanders | (13:57:59): | really trying to get that liberal vote with that pic |
| Cryin' Ted | (13:58:40): | oh this is the guy who tried to make the LGBT discrimination bill in Indiana |
| Flatulancelot | (13:59:30): | i dont think Pence is definite yet TBH |
| Farto Rubio | (14:02:37): | None |
| Farto Rubio | (14:02:41): | trumps face lol |
| Farto Rubio | (14:02:44): | this fucking guy |
| Flatulancelot | (14:02:44): | its probably gonna come down to the line, aka tomorrow at 12 noon. Indiana senate and gov race is hot this cycle and it's illegal for Pence to run for VP and Gov at the same time. Pence has to decalre by 12 noon tomorrow if he's running for Gov. and Dems have a really good shot and picking up both of those positions, meaning Hillary could easily win the state as well. |
| Flatulancelot | (14:03:05): | meaning Pence doesn't add much to Trump's ticket |
| Farto Rubio | (14:03:20): | i see a lot of places talking about him as the pick already |
| Farto Rubio | (14:03:34): | ah he's the 'reported' pick |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:43:32): | I think he's just there to appeal to trump's demographic + give him some legitimacy |
| Cryin' Ted | (14:43:59): | he'll prob say he is going to quit the gov position if he gets VP, like in house of cards |
| Flatulancelot | (14:51:21): | not that he cant be gov if he's runnig as VP. it's that he cant run for REELECTION and VP at the same time |
| Flatulancelot | (14:54:12): | Reps dont even want him to run for reelection cause he polls so poorly in his own state. My argument is that he doesn't lend much to the ticket becuase the Dems may win the Gov, Senate, and the president in Indiana in November. \ncase 1) run for Gov and probably lose\ncase 2) run for VP and lose |
| GroupMe | (14:59:40): | Flatulancelot changed the group's name to Cucks Anonymous |
| GroupMe | (14:59:56): | Flatulancelot changed the topic to: cuckbait |
| GroupMe | (15:06:56): | Comrade Sanders changed name to Too Many Cucks |
| GroupMe | (15:07:34): | Farto Rubio changed name to Mark Cuckerberg |
| GroupMe | (15:14:15): | Flatulancelot changed name to Diet Cuck |
| Diet Cuck | (16:55:47): | Saudi Arabia declaring war on us tomorrow |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:00:28): | Thanks for the news, Diet Cuck |
| Diet Cuck | (17:01:12): | Well, the redacted 28 pages from 9/11 commission is being released tomorrow |
| Diet Cuck | (17:01:28): | Just saying |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:08:19): | They said they'd declare war if they were released? |
| Diet Cuck | (17:14:25): | No. But it would be exciting. They did say that if Saudi Arabia is implicated that there would be severe ramifications |
| Diet Cuck | (17:15:31): | And US families tied to 911 deaths are trying to sue Saudi Arabia, but have failed in large part because the 28 pages were redacted and the evidence classified |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:28:48): | So war is exciting to you josh you war hawk |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:33:55): | Clinton and trump are tied at 40-40 huh |
| Diet Cuck | (18:38:43): | Wait until October. That's when the general public starts paying attention. Polls now don't mean a great deal. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:42:24): | The trend us her declining and him increasing though that's telling |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:43:41): | I feel like I'm forced to vote shills cause now dems now want a path to legal weed and basing my vote on that is as good as basing it on anything else either cadidate offers |
| Diet Cuck | (18:50:50): | In any normal cycle, she'd be down no matter what because the incumbent party usually loses. Not always the case, but 3 terms in a row ain't typical. Usually favors opposition party |
| Diet Cuck | (18:51:19): | Bush Sr and FDR are obvious exceptions |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:51:27): | Also though this election does not follow the rules of logic |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:52:19): | This election cycle will undoubtedly become a movie or mini series at some point in the future |
| Diet Cuck | (18:53:04): | It's already a TV series on Showtime. Called the circus. Made by the guys that wrote the game change book on Palin |
| Diet Cuck | (18:53:54): | I have a feeling there gonna focus a great deal on Bernie for their next book. They gravitated towards him a lot in the primary season |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:31:15): | Wait whos the weed candidate |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:32:03): | Ill vote Hilary is she wants to legalize that dank ass kush |
| Diet Cuck | (19:32:22): | Johnson. But Bernie got the Dems to put legalization in the agenda |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:33:52): | My nigga |
| Diet Cuck | (19:35:10): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:39:40): | They're just talking about how much they hate reagan |
| Cryin' Ted | (19:49:24): | 4 words for you, I'm glad Reagan's dead |
| Diet Cuck | (19:49:59): | Mother fucker had Alzheimer's while he was president |
| Diet Cuck | (19:55:45): | Searching for another gif, I found this |
| Diet Cuck | (19:55:56): | Fucking Japs |
| Friday, 15 July 2016 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:23:36): | http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/287807-trump-releases-pokemon-go-themed-attack-ad-against |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:24:02): | Donald Trump has made a Pokemon Go based attack ad against Hillary Clinton |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:24:07): | He truly is 4chans candidate |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:24:58): | http://imgur.com/a/YGwxo |
| Diet Cuck | (09:25:37): | Damn. That was a good ad |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:26:13): | To give myself the college to hit on women and to numb my existential dread, thats why anyone does it |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:49:28): | The Daily Show failed to get a single emmy nominations for teh\xa0first time in 16 years |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:49:53): | I miss the Jew |
| Diet Cuck | (09:50:33): | That's sad |
| Diet Cuck | (09:50:39): | But he's coming back to HBO |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:51:17): | All of the shows suck now actually |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:51:24): | the ratings have plummetted |
| Diet Cuck | (09:52:17): | Do they account for streaming? |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:52:33): | They say the difference was that Colbert and Stewart put the jokes firsts and news second, and as liberal as they were everyone loved watching them. Noah and Wilmore put agenda first and there jokes suck |
| Diet Cuck | (09:52:48): | Also, blame Brian. He's a Nielson man now |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:52:58): | Are you really? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:53:37): | We're a Nielson family |
| Diet Cuck | (09:53:47): | His whole family has these fruity little pager looking things |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:54:01): | okay, well now i need you to watch shit |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:54:10): | I don't know why. I fought against it. \xa0So steve just carries mine or my mom does or whatever and they keep the few bucks a month |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:54:16): | so it looks like i did my job |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:54:17): | nah im trying not to watch as much lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:54:37): | I GET MORE MONEY, WE CAN RIG THE SYSTEM BRIAN |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:54:39): | ill watch it's always sunny, some hbo shows, and soccer or other sports but that's about it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:54:46): | my family of 5 has all the pwoer |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:54:49): | give me a show |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:54:55): | and i shall make it popular |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:55:16): | Actaully |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:55:20): | watch adult swim |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:55:48): | oh yea that's the only other thing i wuold consider anyways |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:55:55): | if it wasn't past my bedtime \ufffd |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:56:42): | leave it on and say you watched |
| Diet Cuck | (09:57:25): | The Doctor is in tonight |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:57:29): | oh and give you a handout? |
| Diet Cuck | (09:57:43): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:06:39): | https://i.sli.mg/KO76Yr.png |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:06:46): | oh the interenet |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:08:01): | damn not a second of rest |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:08:59): | we have to take a deep look at ourselves and realize, people are the aboslute fucking worst |
| Diet Cuck | (10:15:25): | You buttholes occupied later? |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:16:06): | nope |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:16:20): | well if i get my work done |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:17:06): | i am |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:17:09): | it's gokusnakes bday |
| Diet Cuck | (10:17:24): | Right. |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:25:15): | He gunna get drunk and slap your ass and say it looks like a baby pumpkin |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:29:46): | I can't help it I have a great ass |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:30:16): | Girls wish they had my ass |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:38:02): | We all know you pad your jeans |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:15:30): | http://imgur.com/a/1hnhe |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:15:41): | I dont want to live on this planet anymore |
| Diet Cuck | (11:17:51): | Link failed for me. What did you send? |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:21:01): | Black Women, not Jews, were Hitler's primary target. Revisionist History just muted that. Black Women were destroying Germany |
| Diet Cuck | (11:21:39): | Duh |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:21:43): | Can someone link me to some good old fashion rascims, i want to balance everything out knowing people are retarded no matter what youo believe |
| Diet Cuck | (11:22:57): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (11:23:27): | Check out @realDonaldTrump's Tweet: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/753965070003109888?s=09 |
| Diet Cuck | (11:23:40): | It's official |
| Diet Cuck | (11:25:01): | Think he's purposefully trying to destroy the GOP with his campaign? Like, hmm. Let's pick the guy that wants to ban all abortion and hates the gays. |
| Diet Cuck | (11:25:46): | Is it legal for Trump to place a bet at his own casino regarding his own campaign. Like he's betting on his own campaign losing |
| Diet Cuck | (11:25:58): | So he's stacking the deck to lose |
| Diet Cuck | (11:26:03): | But win the bet |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:28:52): | http://www.cracked.com/video_20056_what-if-donald-trump-just-elaborate-prank.html |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:38:38): | doubt it's legal for him to bet on his own performance, like how athletes can't bet on their own team. but i also think this has never come up before lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:38:46): | revisionism is a thing though |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:39:15): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:39:28): | the question is asking who was most responsible for helping win WW2 |
| Diet Cuck | (11:40:09): | Answer is Russia |
| GroupMe | (11:40:10): | Cryin' Ted changed name to Zuck Me Harder |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:40:35): | Well okay, how deep are we going down this rabbit hole? |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:40:43): | becuase this is my shit |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:40:56): | like i wake up hoping er take about WW2 |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:41:34): | The US did not need to enter into WW2 for the axis to fall |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:41:58): | that being said, Japans hold on china would have not been broken with out America, |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:42:30): | and with out Hitler invading the USSR and killing most his men due to the cold |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:42:38): | the war would have ben tough |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:42:53): | TGhe axis lost the war more then the Allies won it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:43:18): | im not agreeing with the woman who said black women were the target but revisionism does happen is all ima saying |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:49:05): | also an american man foudn most of the nazi gold |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:50:42): | Hitler's living underground still |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:50:48): | or in the moon |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:50:51): | I forget which |
| Diet Cuck | (11:52:18): | Inside the earth riding a T-Rex |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:57:03): | interesting article here - https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-recent-examples-of-revisionist-history |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:57:10): | Afrocentrism tried to redefine history as being far \u201cblacker\u201d than previously thought. It did lead to some interesting discoveries, such as Alexandre Dumas turning out to have had African heritage, but it tried to \u201cblackwash\u201d many historical figures like Jesus, and tried to resituate historical events into an African context & setting that contradicted the established evidence. It didn\u2019t take long for the movement to turn out to be just as racist as any other attempt to paint over the skin colors of historical figures, and is largely scorned & laughed out of the room today.' |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:58:39): | googling historical revisionism brought me to this site - http://www.wallbuilders.com/libissuesarticles.asp?id=112 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:58:45): | wallbuilders.com lol |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:01:24): | Lol @ you losers actually believing that dinosaurs once existed |
| Diet Cuck | (12:02:11): | None |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:02:19): | Bible doesn't say "God so loved the world that he created a race of giant lizards to rule the earth for thousands of years '" |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:03:33): | you think like 1000 years from now, whe people look back at our pictures, they will know that the black box in out hands took the picture |
| Diet Cuck | (12:04:04): | They'll think cats were running things |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:05:30): | They are |
| Diet Cuck | (12:08:24): | http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/ |
| Diet Cuck | (13:17:07): | Someone is bored at work |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:46:20): | i've got 2 pages of hand dad written |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:46:26): | this is a great work day |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:46:33): | most productive ive been in a while at work |
| Zuck Me Harder | (14:15:04): | good god |
| Diet Cuck | (14:20:19): | i thought the dad was supposed to turn into a baseball mitt |
| Diet Cuck | (14:20:39): | i get the impression that he is now literally his son's right hand |
| Diet Cuck | (14:20:44): | am i wrong? |
| Zuck Me Harder | (14:22:03): | that was always the idea |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:22:04): | oh he was always literally the sons right hand |
| Zuck Me Harder | (14:22:07): | baseball mitt is too unrealsitc |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:22:16): | yea c'mon |
| Diet Cuck | (14:22:55): | so why does the dad go to the baseball mitt store? |
| Diet Cuck | (14:23:19): | Christopher walken sells cats, then dad becomes a cat |
| Diet Cuck | (14:23:29): | walken sells mitts, dad becomes a mitt |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:23:42): | well you can't become an inanimate object |
| Diet Cuck | (14:23:47): | His masterpiece was Mitt Romney |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:23:48): | i mean what can you do |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:23:49): | have a hand store |
| Diet Cuck | (14:24:05): | oooooooo |
| Diet Cuck | (14:24:13): | Christopher Walken is a doctor |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:24:25): | it's gotta be the dad forgot his sons bday present |
| Diet Cuck | (14:24:26): | specializing in prosthetics |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:24:28): | that's how they all are |
| Diet Cuck | (14:24:36): | the son has a missing hand |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:24:44): | liar liar, 9 lives, idk about shaggy dog but I bet it is |
| Diet Cuck | (14:24:47): | some freak accident when he was a toddler |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:24:54): | it's gotta be his real hand lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:25:11): | i want that so we can poorly superimpose the dads face on the sons palm |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:25:34): | also so the dad can be moving/doing things with his fings |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:25:35): | fingers |
| Diet Cuck | (14:25:39): | but the dad could become his prosthetics hand which has to be replaced every two or three years because his son is a growing boy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:25:42): | maybe flip off a teacher and get the son in trouble |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:25:51): | oh no this is a magic curse |
| Diet Cuck | (14:26:00): | if he fails to show his true worth, he wont come back as human |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:26:01): | where he becomes a hand and must earn his sons love lest he stay his hand forever |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:26:10): | imagine bear dad but for hands |
| Zuck Me Harder | (14:26:25): | i still like bear dad |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:26:50): | i do too |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:26:53): | that could be the sequel |
| Diet Cuck | (14:26:55): | for Right-hand-man, it's all about prosthetics, i'm telling you |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:26:57): | and he goes "Not again!" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:27:02): | "I can't BEAR it!" |
| Diet Cuck | (14:28:22): | cause if the dad fails to regain his family's love and he's just stuck as his son's hand for the rest of their lives, there's no real consequence if the dad fails. The prosthetics adds an element of a ticking time bomb. Fail, you die |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:28:36): | what do you mean there's no negative to being your sons right hand |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:28:40): | this is prepuberty |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:28:52): | he's only got a year max before he's giving blow jobs on the reg |
| Diet Cuck | (14:28:54): | yeah, but he still gets to see his son grow up |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:28:57): | against his will |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:29:02): | oh big woop |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:29:04): | as his hand |
| Diet Cuck | (14:29:35): | what happens in shaggy dog? |
| Diet Cuck | (14:29:42): | what happens if tim allen fails? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:31:14): | he stays a dog i think |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:31:16): | same with 9 lives |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:31:22): | i assume, i never saw shaggy dog |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:31:46): | huh did you know shaggy dog actually has a meaning |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:31:46): | In its original sense, a shaggy dog story is an extremely long-winded anecdote characterized by extensive narration of typically irrelevant incidents and terminated by an anticlimax or a pointless punchline. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:32:03): | maybe shaggy dog was self aware lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:35:26): | holy shit i just read the plot and its worse than i thought but it does end with tim allen spending more time with his family |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:35:30): | and surfing, doggy style |
| Diet Cuck | (14:36:21): | Tim Allen catches a frisbee in his teeth at the end of the movie |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:36:58): | BBC called Allen uninteresting and said he "only stops short of leg-humping in his attempts to win our affections". |
| Diet Cuck | (14:37:18): | robert downey jr is the bad guy |
| Diet Cuck | (14:37:33): | and the blonde chick from Better Call Saul is a lawyer |
| GroupMe | (14:39:23): | Zuck Me Harder changed the group's avatar |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:47:11): | I go day drinking for 3 hours |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:47:16): | and i miss everything |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:47:48): | day drinking? on a work day? Well I never |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:48:03): | I went for work |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:48:07): | with Fox News |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:48:10): | so yea |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:48:23): | what's your job exactly |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:48:29): | Papa O'Reilly picked up my bill |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:48:33): | do news companies take you guys out to try to get your business |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:48:44): | not just news |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:48:48): | all televison |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:50:55): | so like whats fox new's end goal in taking you out day drinking? |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:51:40): | we spend out clients money with them |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:52:55): | wait i thought they took you out? im confused. Fox news took you out, but you covered the bill with your clients money? |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:32:03): | no |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:32:17): | they covered our bill |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:32:22): | we cuck em |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:32:26): | cuck em good |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:32:37): | my digital team Cucks Facebook on the reg |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:32:48): | We are Optimedia, we cuck you |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:42:19): | CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCKC UCKC UKCCICKS;ndcskvwrgjkn'lrgrnf' |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:33:36): | Guess I'm still confused as to why they bring you guys out. Don't you just buy advertising? Does your company own the channel or something? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:33:49): | You're still day drinking arent ya |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:33:56): | Well technically it's ok drinking now |
| Too Many Cucks | (17:34:06): | no, we are there on behlaf of the client |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:48:38): | Oh so the client wants you to get in with fox for them? |
| Diet Cuck | (18:04:20): | Military coup going down right now in Turkey |
| Diet Cuck | (18:11:27): | They're shooting people in the fucking streets |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:21:20): | New York and Newark are gunna be a mad house too |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:21:25): | Not Martial Law though |
| Diet Cuck | (18:21:33): | https://twitter.com/i/moments/754047765194371072 |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:21:34): | Jesus |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:22:08): | The Darkies are revolting everywhere |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:23:00): | That's insane |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:26:05): | PRESIDENT COMACHO. WE NEED YOU |
| Diet Cuck | (18:27:27): | What makes it even worse is that the border between turkey and Syria/Iraq is massive |
| Diet Cuck | (18:28:34): | If turkey falls to a coup, instability only increases |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:29:45): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:32:34): | There are huge protests in Newark and NY at 7 |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:32:44): | Guess who's train comes in at 6:57 |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:36:00): | Thy closed Newark Broadstreet station |
| Diet Cuck | (18:36:28): | Yeah they ain't getting media coverage. Tell em to go home |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:36:44): | It's gunna get violent |
| Diet Cuck | (18:36:48): | Cause on to of Turkey, Trump is trying to go back on his VP pick |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:36:59): | Do it |
| Diet Cuck | (18:37:08): | Other than turkey* |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:37:26): | The man doesn't play by the rules |
| Diet Cuck | (18:38:05): | I just think it's funny that he actually fucked Pence cause now he can't run for governor |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:38:29): | HIS PLAN ALL ALONG. |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:39:29): | Okay fuck you medium. I want to know about VR |
| Diet Cuck | (18:42:49): | \u201cBuried Alive VR\u201d https://doing.biz/buried-alive-vr-d18d4e90fa8c |
| Diet Cuck | (20:05:33): | some of this shit is nuts\nhttps://www.reddit.com/live/x9gf3donjlkq |
| Zuck Me Harder | (21:09:54): | Just about every person in CA is playing Pokemon Go, this is nuts |
| Diet Cuck | (21:12:09): | You're in Cali? |
| Zuck Me Harder | (21:13:32): | Yup there till the 20th |
| Zuck Me Harder | (21:18:41): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (22:49:48): | Yup. 23 |
| Saturday, 16 July 2016 |
| Diet Cuck | (00:13:10): | Pete, be sure to watch tonights Decker. |
| Diet Cuck | (00:13:12): | http://www.globalhoax.info/index.html |
| Diet Cuck | (00:13:17): | relevant |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:18:19): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:20:16): | Fuck the DMV |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:16:25): | THERES A WOMEN. HAS TO BE 60. Swiping on tinder right in front of me |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:21:14): | Welcome to the new normal marc |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:24:23): | I don't like it |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:24:35): | I hold old people. Young people |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:24:42): | Overly political people |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:24:51): | Underly political people |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:27:47): | I hate everything |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:27:57): | Expect the USA |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:28:30): | None |
| Zuck Me Harder | (10:52:50): | That's the right idea |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:03:43): | I just hate everything about society |
| Diet Cuck | (14:42:01): | Professional screenwriter/author just took a look at doing dot biz and said it was some pretty good shit we got. |
| Diet Cuck | (14:43:28): | "it's sardonic. It's good. There's only one problem, there's not enough of it" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:44:11): | Ask him his opinion on hand dad |
| Diet Cuck | (14:44:12): | "I really like it. It's funny as hell and biting" |
| Diet Cuck | (14:45:19): | I'll ask him next week when he's around. We should flesh it out some if we're gonna show him though |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:46:02): | He really liked hand-dad? That's awesome. What's he written? |
| Diet Cuck | (14:46:21): | No. Doing.biz |
| Diet Cuck | (14:47:38): | He has apparently sold like close to a million books. He's working on a Vietnam screenplay right now based on a true story. For some big Hollywood production company. They paid him a ridiculous advance to write it |
| Diet Cuck | (14:48:01): | From what I know, he's done mostly biographies. Some fiction |
| Sunday, 17 July 2016 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:26:22): | \nYou guys seeing trump and pence's interview |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:26:30): | "You're not a humble man" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:26:51): | "I think I am a humble man, I think I'm much more humble than you can understand" -trump |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:27:17): | He has to be trolling at this point |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:27:32): | Picking pence was just to through people off the trail |
| Diet Cuck | (19:30:11): | Is this 60 minutes? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:30:48): | Yea |
| Diet Cuck | (19:31:10): | Glad I recorded it. This should be good |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:31:21): | It's very good |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:31:55): | Kept asking "how come you attacked hillary for Iraq and said it was bad judgment but give pence a pass" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:32:02): | Stuff like that |
| Diet Cuck | (19:33:23): | Good cause 60 minutes has sucked hard for a while |
| Zuck Me Harder | (20:16:18): | No man will ever be as humble as me |
| Diet Cuck | (20:19:19): | I'm watching right now. Mike Pence is a fucking stooge. Trump is barely letting him speak. It's great. |
| Diet Cuck | (20:25:22): | That Iraq war part was so dumbfounding to actually watch |
| Diet Cuck | (20:26:47): | Cleveland is gonna be a shit show |
| Monday, 18 July 2016 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:35:56): | Haley sent me this, think I'm starting to radicalize her lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:09:14): | nah, she will leave you for a chad, they all do |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:10:36): | all women just want 2 things, a fat wallet and the bbc |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:11:23): | Yea, bitches never want to settle for basic cable, always want that international package |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:12:01): | "What, you expect me to stay with you and not get unbiased news coverage from the British Broadcasting Channel? Fuck off" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:12:42): | also i finally i found a chart that explains why it's so hard to lose weight |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:12:47): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:18:22): | http://i.imgur.com/XMM1VWI.jpg |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:19:21): | back in school i had a class were we talked about how babies treat certain people |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:19:30): | babies like attractive people and dislike ugly people |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:19:36): | like skinny people and dislike fat people |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:19:58): | don't recall if we learned about babies race preferences |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:20:06): | but overall sounds like babies come out like shitlords |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:20:17): | They only like white since they know its the correct color |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:20:20): | POWER |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:21:20): | "Kill All Caucasians" -David Chapelle |
| Diet Cuck | (09:21:21): | Scott Baio and duck dynasty guy are speaking at the RNC. Also a male underwear model. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:22:08): | police asked to get rid of the open carry laws for the arena for the RNC and Kasich said he can't do it |
| Diet Cuck | (09:22:29): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:23:25): | im not sure what im looking at here but i like it |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:31:45): | http://archive.is/moE1I |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:31:52): | Just gunna leave this here |
| Diet Cuck | (09:38:08): | Well |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:01:28): | Also completely unrelated, reddit.com/r/shittypokestops |
| Diet Cuck | (10:03:49): | I dont completely understand what im looking and, nor do i care to learn |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:04:21): | In the world, the real world josh |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:04:28): | People play pokemon Go |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:05:08): | In this game, there are "pokestops" which are typically stores, or landmarks, where you can go and get pokemon items like pokeballs, revives, etc |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:05:25): | Now due to some area's being very rural, there is a lack of stores or landmarks to use |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:05:29): | leading to pokestops like this |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:05:54): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (10:08:34): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (10:08:57): | so you mean to say that American penis very big? |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:20:21): | http://imgur.com/Nc5JlvX |
| Diet Cuck | (10:23:37): | wow. im surprised Apple hasnt taken that down. they're usually on top of this shit. unless this is photoshopped |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:26:24): | richard roeper gave ghostbusters a bad review and now women are telling him to kill himself lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:26:25): | http://chicago.suntimes.com/entertainment/ghostbusters-hater-roeper-ive-had-a-dose-of-some-freaky-posts/ |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:28:16): | in the movie, the old ghostbusters are cannon as there is a Harold Ramis statue in front of a college, but then bill murray and dan akroyd are also cameos in the movies but not as their old characters lol |
| Diet Cuck | (11:31:27): | i refuse to watch this filth. My mom wanted to see it this weekend and I told her it looks like trash. She called me a misogynist |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:31:40): | did she really? lol |
| Diet Cuck | (11:31:55): | yeah, then she was on the phone with Zach, told him that she wanted to see it. |
| Diet Cuck | (11:32:00): | he said it looked like trash |
| Diet Cuck | (11:32:08): | she called him a misogynist |
| Diet Cuck | (11:32:41): | he told her to go watch this documentary about a tickling competition. it would be more enjoyable |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:33:08): | People say it was too bad |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:33:14): | after reading his actual review i kind of want to see it cause it sounds horrific |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:33:15): | like an okay movie |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:33:27): | like the last die hard type of bad |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:33:45): | thats just your male centric\xa0view guys |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:33:55): | true |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:34:03): | they are beautiful women who can only creat amazing pieces of art |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:34:11): | Have you ever seen Citzen Cane |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:34:17): | Male trash |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:34:22): | we must take off our own ideological glasses and give this movie a fair unbiased viewing |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:34:32): | and only then can we cast the first stone |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:34:41): | Our Unbaised opinion is "Shit Sucks" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:34:47): | nah jk it looks like shiiiiiiiiit |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:35:13): | i mean Paul Feig was the creator of freaks and geeks and has done some good stuff |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:35:26): | but i don't find melissa mcarthy funny at all |
| Diet Cuck | (11:37:10): | neither do i |
| Diet Cuck | (11:37:27): | I ike Kristne Wiig and the other white chick |
| Diet Cuck | (11:37:41): | cant say ive seen the black chicks work enough to know if she |
| Diet Cuck | (11:37:44): | is funny |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:11:31): | shes a one trick pony |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:12:39): | basically "loud black woman" is her shtick |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:22:45): | she does it well though |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:22:57): | I never liked Mcarthy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:28:21): | ill see it just so I can hear her say "Aw HELL NAH" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:35:23): | if you guys had to pick a character that you think resembles me from a movie or tv show, what would it be |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:35:25): | i need this for my job lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:44:23): | right now i think R2D2 is winning |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:44:44): | this will go up as my nickname on my bosses site where he has all the employee's he's had, their nickname and a little blurb |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:44:57): | he wanted to put under my nick name "porn watching actuary" |
| Diet Cuck | (12:46:53): | you really do work for Michael Scott |
| Diet Cuck | (12:48:53): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (12:49:01): | what about Mark from Peep Show |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:50:33): | nah boss wouldnt know who that is |
| Diet Cuck | (12:51:25): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (12:51:38): | this way, when your boss writes embarrassing shit, you're not compared to this guy who actually would jerk it at work |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:52:00): | you never did a work-jerk? |
| Diet Cuck | (12:52:19): | nope |
| Diet Cuck | (12:52:30): | why does your boss know about your porn habits? |
| Diet Cuck | (12:53:23): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (12:53:37): | prez. then you could say you killed a guy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:53:45): | cmon |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:53:49): | do something more mainstream |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:54:03): | and no he just talks about actuaries in his accounting classes since the two often work together |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:54:16): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MKH6PAoUuD0/hqdefault.jpg |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:54:23): | The Wall Builder |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:54:25): | but he said that since acutaries basically just stare at numbers all day, they gotta get stimulation somehow and probably just watch porn all the time |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:54:40): | say what you want about trump but he's got the dankest memes |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:54:56): | Thats your new nickname |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:55:01): | the Wall Builder |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:55:24): | you build walls to keep people out of your excel and your heart |
| Diet Cuck | (12:55:59): | what about Jim |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:56:03): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QjmHBwY1bAg/hqdefault.jpg |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:56:08): | he wants it be something number associated |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:56:09): | The Cog |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:56:12): | i was thinking doc brown |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:56:24): | I like the Cog |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:56:26): | for my math skills and love of befriending high school boys |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:56:50): | The Muncher, you munch numbers and poon |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:56:55): | hmmm character from a normie TV show? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:57:02): | yea |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:57:07): | so not Bradley Michael Fartz? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:57:13): | but it can't be like a regular name either |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:57:22): | Like Brian, Nickname: Oscar |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:57:24): | doesn't work |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:57:27): | What about Asian JIm? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:57:33): | lol |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:57:55): | socialist archie bunker |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:57:59): | ryan the temp |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:58:05): | since im out this bitch |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:58:12): | that's how i revela im quitting |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:58:26): | i do get a distinctive ryan vibe |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:58:33): | s1 + 2 ryan of course |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:58:34): | my pleasure my treasure |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:58:49): | and a touch of corporate fraud from season 4 |
| Diet Cuck | (12:59:02): | or ya know, ya could just be jim |
| Diet Cuck | (12:59:13): | office cynic |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:59:15): | i'd just go with Jim |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:59:16): | Brian, Nickname: Jim |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:59:19): | why complicate things |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:59:33): | Why tell your boss about making bub bubs bounce? |
| Diet Cuck | (12:59:42): | plus it's a backhanded joke at your boss being michael |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:59:52): | or senor chang |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:00:12): | http://www.joepetrucelli.com/?page_id=1440 |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:00:29): | Disco Spider |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:01:09): | wow someone on my bosses team already has doc brown |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:01:23): | Code Name : F.A.G.G.O.T. |
| Diet Cuck | (13:02:00): | this is so cringey |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:02:05): | Fucks all Guys & Girly Overte Twinks |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:02:27): | holllly shit |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:02:32): | what |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:02:35): | he gave the asian girl who used to work here the nickname "Ying yang" |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:02:48): | Okay |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:02:57): | codename: NiggerFaggot |
| Zuck Me Harder | (13:03:24): | why is your boss making everyone get nicknames |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:03:28): | not only that |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:03:36): | everyone else has an explanation for their nickname except her |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:04:10): | Do you work for the Trump Campaign ? |
| Zuck Me Harder | (13:04:36): | honestly for all those years spent watching the office |
| Zuck Me Harder | (13:04:39): | you now work in The Office |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:04:47): | we have a similar turnover rate |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:04:51): | yea it's kind of like a fever dream |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:05:08): | sometimes i question if this is real or if im just dreaming my own version of the office |
| Zuck Me Harder | (13:05:08): | try my googie googie |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:05:10): | http://theinstructionlimit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unix-jurassic-park.jpeg |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:05:31): | Brian Realizing he knows the world he lives in |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:05:43): | all those years i've perfected my Jim face |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:05:53): | but there's no camera to catch it now that I have the chance to use it \ufffd |
| Zuck Me Harder | (13:05:55): | Just gotta increase your hair floppiness |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:06:04): | http://www.angryasianman.com/images/angry/randallpark_theoffice01.jpg |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:07:03): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:07:07): | gokusnakes future |
| Zuck Me Harder | (13:08:44): | http://www.theonion.com/article/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-h-26132 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:17:00): | you ever forget where you are |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:17:17): | i was about to rip ass really loud cause i felt it building up but then caught myself |
| Zuck Me Harder | (13:18:10): | i fart all the time at work |
| Zuck Me Harder | (13:18:19): | and browse dank memes |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:18:45): | well it's one thing to do a silent one |
| Zuck Me Harder | (13:24:40): | silent? yea right |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:01:03): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (15:02:09): | r/LateStageCapitalism |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:02:49): | close, r/fullcommunism, but still no matter what thats kind of ridiculous right? lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:03:04): | "wow, im important enough for someone to want my money" isn't really a high bar to set |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:05:38): | http://i.imgur.com/1EFOl7n.png?1 |
| Zuck Me Harder | (15:10:18): | obviously those pandering ads are targeted towards people who want to feel socially conscious by shopping at J Crew or something lol |
| Zuck Me Harder | (15:10:36): | it's not that these corporations have decided they finally want gay money |
| Diet Cuck | (15:14:36): | that's it. as manager of this walmart, I'm setting a quota. At least 5% of all cash in the registers must contain detectable amounts of semen and queef dust |
| Zuck Me Harder | (15:16:47): | you are a true champion of equality |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:25:56): | Do Queef produce duct, that bitch need to get some |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:14:19): | https://i.sli.mg/IITHek.png |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:14:29): | This is the man we should inspire to be |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:17:38): | lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:18:06): | so we have one party who's runs by crooks who likes to pretend they're acting on behalf of the working class and another who's embraced a shakespearan sexual term for stealing another mans wife |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:18:35): | whats worse than picking between a shit sandwich and a giant turd, i feel they don't do it justice at this point |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:19:31): | Who the fuck DVRs the news, alot of people apprantly.\xa0Im\xa0pulling ratings for CNN Fox News and CNBC |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:19:36): | Live vs c3 |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:19:42): | so many peopl DVR the news |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:20:18): | my mom dvr's parts she wants me to see, mostly billiam o'reilly |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:20:38): | or "The Five" |
| Diet Cuck | (16:36:32): | I DVR Rachel Maddow. Not hourly nonsense though |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:20:37): | why |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:15:54): | I was just watching coverage on fox, some young kid was holding up a "socialism sucks" sign behind the anchor |
| Zuck Me Harder | (19:16:34): | \U0001f60f |
| Diet Cuck | (19:47:14): | Why do I record Maddow, you mean? |
| Zuck Me Harder | (19:56:35): | Just why in general |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:00:00): | Because he needs to ease himself into the cuck news network and it's made easier by watching a woman who looks like a man |
| Diet Cuck | (20:09:35): | All of that is true. But she's actually good at dissecting current events and putting them in context. Also good investigative journalism. She was one of the first on the fling Michigan thing. |
| Diet Cuck | (20:09:48): | Flint* |
| Zuck Me Harder | (20:20:08): | Also she's got that tight little booty |
| Diet Cuck | (20:20:53): | She looks loose and flabby |
| Zuck Me Harder | (20:22:49): | "Loose is the new tight." - Cucks |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:23:36): | It's called body acceptance you chauvinistic pigs |
| Diet Cuck | (20:24:58): | I accept that she has a flabby ass |
| Diet Cuck | (20:25:05): | But I don't like it |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:26:33): | I ain't accepting no ones body. They gunna be accepting mine. In dat Pussy |
| Diet Cuck | (20:27:48): | Cause of the implication |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:28:13): | Marc pete you guys watching the convention |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:28:36): | It has a theme. Each day is a different "make america _____ again". Today is make america safe again. |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:28:54): | I'm coming home now |
| Diet Cuck | (20:29:09): | So is America |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:29:15): | Damn you stay late tonight? |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:32:11): | It's not too late |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:32:17): | We have a lot to do |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:32:27): | Plus the hour and a half commute |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:32:53): | But I make that Manhattan money. Salary and benies motherfucker |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:33:48): | Do you get the NY and NJ tax? |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:33:59): | Yea |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:34:06): | But I get most back |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:35:28): | Also a lot of mobility. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:35:57): | All bout that upward mobility |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:36:18): | Till I reach the peak, living on a commune in a rural mountain range |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:36:27): | Literal peak |
| Zuck Me Harder | (21:07:18): | My parents have the RNC thing on but I'm not really watching. Just lots of trump pep talks. I'm honestly so fucking sick of hearing about this election |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (21:10:54): | It's terrible imo. My parents are loving it though. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (21:14:10): | Hey pete, this guy just said hillary counts as Obama third term. Looks like you lost that bet. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (21:14:59): | Well possibly. If shillary lost. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (21:15:12): | Then you win. |
| Zuck Me Harder | (21:15:16): | Please don't tell my mom. Can't spare the $100 |
| Tuesday, 19 July 2016 |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:06:17): | My sister took the ancestors DNA test. I'm 13% middle eastern |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:07:16): | 30% British. 27 % Italian 13% Scandinavia |
| Diet Cuck | (08:07:29): | Yeah well I'm like 2% Neanderthal |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:07:38): | Guess you'll have to cut off an arm and deport it when trump wins ;) |
| Diet Cuck | (08:07:38): | Get on my level |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:08:03): | What service did you guys use |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:08:21): | Ancestry |
| Diet Cuck | (08:08:52): | You see that Malania Trump stole some of her speech from Michelle Obama |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:09:00): | What did they need, saliva? |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:09:08): | Yea |
| Diet Cuck | (08:09:30): | We used national geographic. I wanna do it again with 23 and me |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:09:45): | Yea listening to npr now, they mentioned it. |
| Diet Cuck | (08:10:10): | Yeah. Zach spit into a tube |
| Diet Cuck | (08:10:47): | \ufffd |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:11:44): | I hope I get neanderthal |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:11:57): | Durka Durka Jihad |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:12:30): | Oh fuck. I'm probably on a watch list now |
| Zuck Me Harder | (09:07:40): | I want to do the test too, gotta make sure my bloodline is pure and tfw when you don't have a sister to make an incest baby with \U0001f62d |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:11:11): | It's ok marc, NSA is the big brother I always wanted |
| Diet Cuck | (09:11:41): | And the absent father I deserve |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:23:20): | https://i.redd.it/oragfwo7c6ax.gif |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:23:38): | This Goalie is a great doctor |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:24:32): | https://i.redd.it/9m6hq9er62ax.jpg |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:24:38): | Also this |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:26:44): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:26:55): | A fantastic bollywood fight scene, need i say more |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:27:36): | This, this is just gay porn |
| Diet Cuck | (09:28:27): | You need to be culturally sensitive Marc |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:31:34): | HEy |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:31:47): | Im the one who is 13% sand person |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:32:34): | http://techiedoodlers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Tusken_SWGTCG.jpg |
| Diet Cuck | (09:36:40): | I dunno why you're surprised. Italy is separated from North Africa and the middle East by one puny little Mediterranean Sea |
| Diet Cuck | (09:36:52): | And people gonna fuck |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:37:36): | people alwaus gunna\xa0fuck |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:37:52): | how long from when we find alien life until we fuck it |
| Diet Cuck | (09:38:14): | I mean, humans created dogs |
| Diet Cuck | (09:38:18): | Then we fucked them |
| Diet Cuck | (10:05:06): | I think the DOJ Twitter got hacked |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:48:14): | http://heatst.com/uk/british-police-hitting-on-women-is-now-a-hate-crime/ |
| Diet Cuck | (10:49:38): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:13:43): | i like that my boss shows every client that comes in his movie |
| Diet Cuck | (13:32:23): | even with the laughable sex scene? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:40:08): | especially |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:40:41): | god damn do I fucking hate edison cops lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:40:54): | never met people so greedy |
| Diet Cuck | (13:51:01): | they want bigger bonuses? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:19:16): | my boss proposed a new salary structure that basically raised their max wage by 10k, but they'd have to work a few more years for it. guy was like nah we haven't gotten a raise the past 3 years, just step us, i don't want guys to not retire at the top step |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:19:43): | when not a day ago he was probably just thinking he'd get a few % on top of the 132 salary, now that there's a 10k jump he wants it immediately |
| Diet Cuck | (14:22:57): | what the fuck do edison cops even do |
| Diet Cuck | (14:23:05): | what crime is there in these parts? |
| Diet Cuck | (14:23:27): | maybe domestic violence and the occasional meth lab blowing up, but really |
| Diet Cuck | (14:29:33): | http://www.usa.com/edison-nj-crime-and-crime-rate.htm |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:29:35): | remember that dude who threw a molotov cocktail into his bosses office |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:29:41): | think back in 2013 |
| Diet Cuck | (14:29:49): | 67% less crime here than the nat'l avg |
| Diet Cuck | (14:30:05): | no but go on |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:30:18): | ah well he got suspended but is still getting a 120k salary lol |
| Diet Cuck | (14:33:54): | justice was served, brian. |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:38:47): | Is Samantha Bee Hot? |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:38:52): | my penis is confused |
| Diet Cuck | (15:42:55): | i dont find her particularly attractive. she aint fugly. but she definitely aint hot |
| Diet Cuck | (15:44:07): | did you cum a little in your pants at work? |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:45:46): | rephrase |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:45:54): | she bangable, like you would bang |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:46:26): | and i cum in my pants everday to serve the captlistic system |
| Diet Cuck | (15:55:57): | jason jones bangs it so there must be something there. |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:02:27): | he would |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:03:12): | Jason Jones looks like the guy who would get a hotel room and pretend to pick up his wife at teh hotel bar to keep the romance alive |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:03:31): | Yes that is a specific look |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:07:39): | oh never realized they were married till right now |
| Diet Cuck | (16:16:19): | and they're Canadian |
| Diet Cuck | (16:16:21): | yuck |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:22:49): | Also im seeing sucide squad early with work |
| Diet Cuck | (16:23:32): | i'm hoping it's as good as the hype |
| Diet Cuck | (16:23:43): | i'm excited for it |
| Diet Cuck | (16:23:53): | you hear anything from early viewers? |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:26:13): | ? |
| Diet Cuck | (16:28:29): | anyone else in your company see advanced screening that you've talked to? |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:23:47): | yea |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:24:10): | they went to Batman v Superman early |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:41:57): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (19:43:56): | Tay Tay a vaggy virgin. |
| Diet Cuck | (19:44:20): | She a straight butt girl till there's a ring on tha finger |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:45:39): | I just think it's hilarious 1) a grown man made a ham clit 2) made one of his daughters 3) somehow made this about religion |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:59:56): | Omarosa, from the first Apprentice, is Trumps head of African American outreach lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:07:49): | I don't get it |
| Zuck Me Harder | (23:14:38): | Ya cuck |
| Wednesday, 20 July 2016 |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:41:45): | I don't think those should be lumped together LinkedIn |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:47:28): | Omarosa was a black woman contestant on the very first apprentice who had a reputation for being a bitch and arguing with everyone. It's just funny cause it seems like Donald doesn't have a deep bench of black people to choose from, first apprentice is over a decade old now |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:48:08): | Yea airbnb is destroying hotels #conciergelivesmatter |
| Diet Cuck | (09:49:55): | #AmericanFavelas |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:14:34): | Uber Lyft and what ever else will crash when the drivers realize they are getting shit |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:14:47): | Air BNB will get shit on by renter laws |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:15:11): | Uber plans to use auto driving cars once they're out. Then it's good by taxis. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:15:16): | Goodbye* |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:15:42): | Yea I think it was NY that said fuck airbnb |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:15:57): | You think Uber will have enough capital to do that by then? |
| Diet Cuck | (10:16:06): | Uber has a bunch of Teslas driving around Pittsburgh |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:16:22): | a bunch is like what 5 -6 |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:16:28): | not enough to meet the demand |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:16:33): | They have a shit ton now they grew so quickly and their model is so profitable I don't doubt it. Even if they can't replace everyone at first it will happen eventually |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:17:06): | I just dont like the ideas of Air BNB and Uber |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:17:11): | Ubers really a shit company imo. Not that different from vector knives |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:17:13): | I don't either |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:17:33): | we are all retarded and we are on the upper side of intellegnce all having degrees |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:17:55): | and i barely trust us to drive or stay in each other houses |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:18:28): | Tech-cucks think their "disruptive" companies and ideas are saving the economy when really it's creating a "gig" economy that will make it harder to keep steady employment in the disrupted fields. |
| Diet Cuck | (10:19:08): | Shut up Brian. You'll ruin the plan |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:19:42): | You won't be a taxi driver with a salary, you'll be an uber driver who will only get paid for every person you pick up. You won't work at a hotel everyday regardless of occupancy, you'll run a airbnb where your salary directly depends on occupancy. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:19:56): | Cuckerberg cucked us all |
| Diet Cuck | (10:20:03): | We must let the cuckies proceed. We well never get our free money from the government without them. |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:34:09): | I mean thats just the unskilled cucks |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:34:18): | fortune never favors the poor |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:35:08): | and MERICA NEVER FAVORS COMMIES PINKO BASTARDS LIKE YOU TOO |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:35:13): | http://entertainment.ie/images_content/rect/abe%20on%20a%20bear.jpg |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:35:34): | da fuq does Pinko mean |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:35:44): | i just know people say it |
| Diet Cuck | (10:36:05): | Commie lite? |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:36:12): | its one of those phrases im worried to googel at work |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:38:09): | The Government belongs to the people, not the other way around |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:38:34): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:38:47): | this keeps poping up in my youtube ads |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:39:05): | this guys is going overboard |
| Diet Cuck | (10:39:38): | Government doesn't belong to anyone but the 1% |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:40:19): | okay yea we arent getting into this, i have work to do, so fart jokes |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:40:39): | you ever have a girl queef when you are banginh her? |
| Diet Cuck | (10:41:54): | Not so much a queef. Just my ding dong pushing all the air out |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:42:10): | how do queefs happen |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:42:17): | like we dont fart out or dicks |
| Diet Cuck | (10:43:19): | Think of the vag as a balloon. With muscles. When they contact, air goes out the balloon knot |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:44:28): | how did the air get in |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:45:27): | now i want Arbys |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:46:19): | http://www.mightysweet.com/mesohungry/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/02-This-Way-This-Little-Piggy-Had-Roast-Beef.jpg |
| Zuck Me Harder | (11:08:41): | I'd like to interrupt this politically charged queefing discussion to let you guys know I just took a poop so spicy that my eyes teared up |
| Diet Cuck | (11:26:56): | You eating that fine Mexican cuisine? |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:27:03): | http://reactionimage.org/img/gallery/7154536228.jpg |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:30:20): | you guys ever play the google trends game? |
| Zuck Me Harder | (11:43:00): | What's that |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:58:25): | I only play games in the bedroom and the boardroom |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:59:14): | its when you take one work and each team has to added another word onto it and they compare it on google trends to see |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:59:50): | This sounds like a game marketing people play |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:00:05): | yea |
| Diet Cuck | (12:03:30): | i just watched that trailer. Jesus christ. |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:07:51): | Hilary gon getcha |
| Zuck Me Harder | (12:08:17): | They really care about the email server, although I bet half of the people who will watch that movie will go "what's email?" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:32:49): | Wait what trailer? |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:33:32): | scroll up |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:33:54): | Also I recently learned George w bush had his own private white house server attached to gwb43.com, of which he deleted 22 million emails off of. How come no one fucking knows how to use email. We need to include that as a test to be eligible to run |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:34:10): | I mean |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:34:23): | we cant really expect GW to know how to do much |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:35:17): | Except run the country apparently lol. We're such a dumb nation. |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:36:01): | listen, we are america |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:36:07): | take that as you will |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:44:17): | True. I'm not in traffic. I am traffic. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:48:43): | Trailer looks terrible and I want to see it |
| Diet Cuck | (12:50:01): | i think we watched this clown's last movie. |
| Diet Cuck | (12:50:13): | or at least we started to. it was so bad we had to turn it off |
| Diet Cuck | (12:50:30): | Steve has a dvd i think |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:05:40): | what are steves politocal views, well besides for hire |
| Diet Cuck | (13:06:40): | he's a lot like you |
| Diet Cuck | (13:07:02): | economically and socially |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:22:46): | Well at least the Karabinchaks got one right with teaching them politics, unless Lori is a closet conservative |
| Diet Cuck | (13:23:27): | i dont think she's closeted about it |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:24:20): | I dont talk politcs\xa0outside this circle so I wouldnt\xa0know |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:24:38): | I can call my coworkers Cucks and Commies you know what im saying |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:25:31): | Loris political standing is just uninformed leaning towards conservative |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:25:39): | Steve is a odd one |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:25:53): | Libertarian almost but with a touch of fascism |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:29:26): | https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/VrJlcNmgj.QeH0fFN0GhCg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAwO2lsPXBsYW5l/http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm7q22PYpu1qey5y8.jpg |
| Diet Cuck | (13:30:14): | Yeah, you can do that in any non-muslim country Ron |
| Diet Cuck | (13:30:24): | cause of the whole no alcohol thing, ya know |
| Diet Cuck | (13:30:44): | but maybe not india, cause of the not eating cow thing |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:31:25): | No America's one of the only places it's socially acceptable to do it cause how fat we is |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:31:27): | http://giphy.com/gifs/XsluJXldzBpmw |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:32:49): | Remember when the youtube video of Ron Swanson drinking whiskey silently for 45 minutes came out and reddit loved it. Think that may have been the dumbest thing I've ever seen. |
| Diet Cuck | (13:35:13): | https://www.viceland.com/en_us/video/ancient-aliens-with-action-bronson-trailer/57851ed1ce3b01fc6f058ec7?=1 |
| Diet Cuck | (13:36:37): | this is literally a show of a famous hip hop rapper/chef sitting around with other celebrities, ripping bongs, and watching ancient aliens |
| Diet Cuck | (13:36:42): | what an age we live in |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:42:33): | http://giphy.com/gifs/fx-charlie-day-its-always-sunny-3oEjHB9hSPEYMuMNfW |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:41:08): | 2D marriage now legal in Japan |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:45:00): | time to marry the waifu |
| Diet Cuck | (15:09:28): | can I marry my own marriage certificate? |
| Diet Cuck | (15:10:06): | I wanna be a polygamist, on paper only |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:10:13): | https://media4.giphy.com/media/jzDk3BybZHNBK/200_s.gif |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:19:47): | Okay Here me out |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:19:49): | hear |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:20:19): | Wolf Bliterzer should get gay married to the law and order producer Dick Wolf |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:20:27): | So he woul be Wolf Wolf |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:22:29): | Dick Blitzer sounds cool too lol |
| Diet Cuck | (15:34:52): | man, now I need to look up what Wolf blitzer named his kids |
| Diet Cuck | (15:36:58): | damn, just one jappy daughter |
| Diet Cuck | (15:37:14): | shame he never adopted a Richard |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:17:17): | https://i.imgur.com/luMDIEe.gif |
| Diet Cuck | (19:19:12): | None |
| GroupMe | (20:38:52): | Zuck Me Harder changed name to Cuck A Doodle Doo |
| Thursday, 21 July 2016 |
| Too Many Cucks | (06:12:41): | Anyone else think Mike Pence is a gay away from looking like a Nazi Commander |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:08:27): | https://i.imgur.com/LEGv13E.png |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:11:18): | ted cruz was supposed to endorse trump, |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:11:33): | and went nah fuck that shit |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:12:15): | thats what happens when you call a mans wife a hag and imply his dad had a hand in assassinating jfk lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:15:13): | http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/blogs/cruz_poster090915.png |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:15:23): | Teddy West Side dont fuck around |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:26:51): | I also want to reiterate, i would do terrible terrible things to Megyn Kelly, sexually, I know i have to clarify that for Josh since he wants to do that physically and sexually |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:27:25): | also Erin Burnett |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:27:31): | anyone Hot on MSNBC? |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:27:40): | See it i can hit the trifecta |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:28:49): | Sorry im dealing with alot\xa0of shit for the RNC and i keep having to look up news shit |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:28:54): | so it all pops up |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:30:20): | nah its cool i've been loosely following the RNC |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:30:29): | mostly watching when my parents are watching it on Fox News |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:31:10): | You cant really get an unbiased view on any media outlet now a days on Conventions, you just get echo chambers |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:46:25): | I watched some of the RNC on fox news with my parents and it was bizarre |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:46:49): | Fox has its head so far up its own ass its its head again |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:46:50): | It's like 95\u2105 fear mongering speeches |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:47:08): | And fox sucks the GOPs dick so hard it's comical |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:47:34): | Like they were praising Trump's wife's intelligence and poise as a potential first lady after her speech |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:47:58): | Are we all going to sit here and act like trumps marriage is actually valid |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:49:18): | He is the best at marriage |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:49:28): | thats why he has done it like what 4 times |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:49:46): | you dont stop when you are on top |
| Diet Cuck | (09:51:31): | Only unbiased coverage is the raw feed on C-SPAN |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:55:51): | I don't care about a little bias |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:55:58): | but Fox News wasn't bias, it was just the cheering section |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:56:35): | and like 95% of the speeches were fear based |
| Diet Cuck | (09:56:47): | And against Clinton |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:56:55): | immigrants gonna get us, isis gonna get us, "socialism" (aka affordable healthcare) gonna get us |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:57:01): | clinton = socialism |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:57:27): | clinto was mentioned 79 times while trump was mentions 61 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:57:34): | then chris christie gave a speech that sounded ripped straight out of game of thrones |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:57:42): | where they condemned clinton to die for her sins |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:57:59): | Clinton appears, "I choose trial by combat" |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:00:04): | who would her champion be |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:00:26): | I was just pondering that. I think Trump would choose Christie. \xa0Either christie wins and he's a genius or Christie dies and everyone wins |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:00:47): | what about a reanimanted ted kennedy |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:00:53): | he's not afraid to kill again |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:03:29): | whos the biggest baddest motherfucking liberal around |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:11:37): | cory booker looks like he could be a decent fighter |
| Diet Cuck | (10:11:59): | He's soft |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:14:19): | yea i'm with josh |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:14:43): | the only thing he can fight are allegations of him being a homosexual |
| Diet Cuck | (10:34:46): | None |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:35:49): | reminds me of tim and eric lol |
| Diet Cuck | (10:36:58): | Tim is at the convention |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:54:38): | my boss is burning me a blue ray of his final movie |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:55:05): | so we can have a viewingt |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:55:24): | there are changes since the last version |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:06:52): | a narrated opening, fixed sound levels, a whole new experience |
| Diet Cuck | (11:07:27): | Who narrates? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:07:53): | nicky cimino, writer, actor, director extraordinaire |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:14:46): | Pokemon Go in a nutshell - |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:14:51): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:31:15): | TOO BAD YOU SUCK AT BOTH |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:35:04): | i'd like you to know i got my first beedrill |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:35:12): | and my best pokemon is a raticate with a 160 CP |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:35:23): | so yea i probably suck lol |
| Diet Cuck | (11:35:57): | I'd like you to know that I haven't even considered downloading that filthy Japanese propaganda. |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:39:56): | wow you do suck |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:40:10): | i got a golbat at663 |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:40:18): | pidgeto 662 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:46:03): | let me ask you |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:46:09): | do you drive around and catch them |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:46:27): | gokusnake was complaining how people are complaining that this game makes them actually have to get up and move |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:46:42): | he did this while he was driving around and catching them lol |
| Diet Cuck | (11:47:40): | see the video of the asshole driving and playing, then crashing into a parked cop car |
| Diet Cuck | (11:47:48): | cops caught it on their bodycams |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:47:48): | You did it Internet. You made me laugh while pooping |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:48:15): | This guys name |
| Diet Cuck | (11:48:40): | wait, you can orgies now in Tinder? |
| Diet Cuck | (11:48:46): | when did this happen? |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:59:57): | like yesterday |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:00:39): | i wish they made tinder for people that wanted to have unprotected sex |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:00:46): | i hate how these girls expect that im going to use a condom |
| Diet Cuck | (12:01:07): | how big can these groups get? |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:01:19): | no idea |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:03:01): | why would I use a C |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:07:51): | When all she wants is the D |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:28:50): | http://imgur.com/vn0CmOG |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:29:07): | Jesus and Pokemon Go, Josh, I have found your true enemy |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:42:55): | http://pixelbedlam.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Twitch-Plays-Pokemon-Bird-Jesus-Fan-Art-e1394698774525.jpg |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:19:09): | Pokemon Go is life |
| Diet Cuck | (13:24:36): | The Father., The Son, and the Holy shitballs Ash, a wild Charizard. Go git 'em |
| Diet Cuck | (13:25:25): | I think now is my opportune time to sell my complete originals 151 Pokemon card collection |
| Diet Cuck | (13:25:37): | i have waited almost 20 years, and now my time has come |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:43:47): | I was rewatching the first few episodes of pokemon earlier this week with haley |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:43:53): | ash is a r-tard and a slave owner |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:44:07): | before he tries catching his first pidgey, he says "enjoy your last moments of freedom!" |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:56:43): | http://www.dorkly.com/post/79724/mcdonalds-let-the-internet-create-their-own-burgers-and-guess-what-happened |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:08:57): | my favorite one |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:09:01): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:01:08): | http://i.imgur.com/M1nH31P.jpg |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:27:04): | We found Josh's true enemy. Now we found mine |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:32:19): | ok now find mine |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:34:02): | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/kingofthehill/images/b/be/92857.png/revision/latest?cb=20130808022752 |
| Diet Cuck | (16:38:00): | hey, i wouldnt go near that shitposting meme trash either |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:44:53): | oh i wanna match |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:45:09): | and ask her if she wants to make America great again |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:58:30): | Whats Everyones Blood Types, i need to know it for a thing, but good news is ill come into some money |
| Diet Cuck | (16:59:34): | I have no idea what mine is |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:59:49): | You should really know |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:03:53): | im AB+ |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:03:56): | the universal reciever |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:04:04): | suck it nerds |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:04:15): | i can use yours but you probably can't use mine |
| Too Many Cucks | (17:05:11): | I can use it to bathe in |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:07:00): | hope you like the hepatitis \ufffd |
| Too Many Cucks | (17:07:23): | I LURV IT |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:35:24): | None |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:51:18): | Is Obama really unpopular though |
| Diet Cuck | (18:51:45): | Not at all. He's one of few two term presidents to go out with positive approval ratings |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:54:23): | Positive being above 50% right lol |
| Diet Cuck | (19:01:34): | Yeah |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:09:38): | I liked Bama. |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:09:52): | He was liberal but had the best intentions. |
| Diet Cuck | (19:10:38): | I don't regret having voted for him twice |
| Diet Cuck | (19:10:56): | But I don't approve of a lot that he's done |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:11:07): | Oh I registered to vote. So I'm in this November. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:11:36): | I liked he tried healthcare but he increased drone strikes, tried whistle blowers, and didn't stop the Dea from raiding dispensaries in cali despite them being legal under state law. But I guess at least he wasn't Romney. |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:12:18): | Romney was just vanilla pudding. Yea pudding is good. But it's not something you take when you can get something better |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:13:17): | Fo real though. This election is a shit show. We got a tv star and not the cool Reagan kind. And a sociopath. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:14:03): | Fascist-lite v criminal-heavy |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:14:13): | I like that trump isn't afraid to soak his mind. Why comes out is usually retarded. But hey. He has the right to say it. I like Hiliarys pants suits. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:14:50): | I have to say I did enjoy watching trump bully some of the status quo politicians |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:15:11): | You gotta shake things up so they don't fell comfortable |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:15:22): | It's there jobs to serve the people. Not the other way around |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:15:24): | I feel like Jeb cries every night now |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:15:39): | Trump's presidency and Hilary's will be exactly the same |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:15:45): | Well they don't serve the people they serve themselves and the rich. |
| Diet Cuck | (19:15:59): | I disagree. |
| Diet Cuck | (19:16:15): | Presidents true power nowadays is in foreign policy |
| Diet Cuck | (19:16:27): | They are very very different people |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:16:56): | On foreign policy trump can do damage. Hillary will have an easier time passing legislation since she's more status quo, where trump has people in his own party who don't support him + the entire dem party probably refusing to support him at all |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:16:57): | We will still just fight nonstop proxy wars and trade with other countries |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:17:33): | We just need to dig a new American underneath this one, have half our population go live there and trade exclusively with it. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:17:42): | Anyone who's unemployed can become a digger |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:18:23): | Once the digging done anyone unemployed again can get on the treadmill that generates electricity. |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:18:35): | Why the Fuck the is Jarron Collims speaking at the DNC. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:18:43): | Who dat ninja |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:18:48): | OH MY GOD |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:18:59): | This confrims a trump victory. |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:19:16): | Collins always loves to Cleveland |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:19:34): | Sorry Pete will be the only one to get that |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:19:37): | Trump had 2 underwear models speak at the rnc |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:19:40): | It's s basketball thing |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:20:09): | Collins is the head coach of the GSW |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:20:18): | The lost to the Cavs this year in the finals |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:20:31): | Hard fought 7 games |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:20:31): | LeBron for president |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:20:50): | Kanye 2020 |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:21:02): | He has a new show on CNBC called Cleveland Hustle coming out |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:21:12): | I'm voting for Kayne |
| Diet Cuck | (19:22:03): | What seriously concerns me is that Obama continued the Bush policy of "preparing the battlefield" meaning that they bomb/drone in sovereign nations to preempt new ground wars. No renewal of an Authorization for Use of Military Force. All due to Rumsfeld and Cheney believing that the Executive Office needed to operate with more power. Now imagine Trump with this power |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:22:12): | Kim Kardashian for thickest first lady ever, and first to have a sex tape |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:22:48): | The 1% doctrine |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:23:11): | You guys really are socialist |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:23:31): | Sorry I meant to type Faggots. |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:23:41): | Phone does that sometimes |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:23:53): | If there's a 1% chance that Pakistani scientists are helping al-Qaeda build or develop a nuclear weapon, we have to treat it as a certainty in terms of our response. It's not about our analysis ... It's about our response. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:23:58): | Dick cheney |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:23:59): | Damn you Steve Jobs ghost |
| Diet Cuck | (19:24:02): | That's not a matter of socialism. That's a matter of executive officer oversight |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:24:37): | I was talking about the 1% shit |
| Diet Cuck | (19:24:57): | O. Yeah. Fuck the commies |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:25:00): | The 1% doctrine pretty much became how the white house treated threats |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:25:10): | Has nothing to do with the rich 1% |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:25:21): | Funny they both share 1% though |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:25:44): | 1 is the lonliest number cause its associated with bad shit all the time |
| Diet Cuck | (19:26:50): | Remember when Obama asked for a new AUMF for Isis in Syria. And then Republicans didn't give him one but wanted him to attack anyway. Yeah. Not a great precedent. |
| Diet Cuck | (19:27:21): | Let the president just attack places around the world. Without check |
| Diet Cuck | (19:28:06): | And just today Trump is saying that he's not gonna live up to our responsibilities to NATO |
| Diet Cuck | (19:28:32): | Pretty much the only thing preventing the Baltic states from falling to Putin |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:30:31): | It's the reckless abandon we do with these strikes too. 90% of the people killed by our drone strikes are civilians. We bombed a hospital before. Shit is fucked up. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:32:06): | And then the white house comes out with bs numbers about the amount of civilians they've killed to make themselves not look so terrible |
| Diet Cuck | (19:33:08): | Yeah but that's a good thing Brian. Cause in 10 years time when the kids who suffered the bombings grow up, we'll have a fresh batch of enemies. It's good for industry. |
| Diet Cuck | (19:33:29): | And Americans deserve good jobs |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:41:41): | Now we sound like super left nut jobs and it's talking to regular people I'd never get to this point. I only recently started telling my mom some of my real beliefs and it was met with lots of eye rolling and mocking lol |
| Diet Cuck | (19:48:00): | The government should ensure that everyone has healthcare. |
| Diet Cuck | (19:48:01): | \U0001f62e |
| Diet Cuck | (19:48:30): | We shouldn't kill innocent civilians. |
| Diet Cuck | (19:48:31): | \U0001f62c |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:49:33): | Well the thing I told my mom that made her roll her eyes was that basically a few rich people run the media and government. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:49:53): | And I think to a lot of people that sounds like conspiracy theory territory. |
| Diet Cuck | (19:55:53): | Who wants to take a bet. I'm putting $100 on Lt Governor of California Gavin Newsom to be on the presidential ticket in 2024 |
| Friday, 22 July 2016 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:15:34): | You guys watch the rnc last night? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:33:57): | Nah |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:36:15): | Trump talked for an hour |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:17:12): | I don't know if I can take an hour of nonstop Trump |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:17:25): | also Josh, Bojack Season 3 came out today |
| Diet Cuck | (09:17:34): | O nice |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:17:43): | According to a lot of sources. Even CNN the speech was great |
| Diet Cuck | (09:17:49): | And Pete, there was only about 20 minutes of speaking |
| Diet Cuck | (09:18:07): | 40 min of pauses and applauding |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:18:26): | Just like my sexy time |
| Diet Cuck | (09:18:52): | His speech want great |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:18:59): | please clap |
| Diet Cuck | (09:19:03): | It was nationalistic |
| Diet Cuck | (09:19:38): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:20:01): | I'm getting my wisdom teeth out at 2 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:20:07): | get high af |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:20:12): | on painkillers |
| Diet Cuck | (09:20:28): | Now you're a real man |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:22:05): | If they give you a choice between vicodin and percocet get percocet. Vicodin gives some people nightmares. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:22:29): | percocet gives people gay dreams though |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:22:34): | and god help you if you mix them |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:22:54): | My gay dreams have to turned to homosexual nightmares |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:23:26): | my doctor gave me these painkillers once and i had to stop taking them because i was having gay dreams every night. I think the painkiller was called "placebo" or something |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:33:33): | mike pence's daughter is an actual vampire - no reflection http://i.imgur.com/KjIRE5M.jpg |
| Diet Cuck | (09:40:50): | That's frightening |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:11:32): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (14:36:55): | https://youtu.be/vL8Dz4mGv1g |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:37:23): | Wisdom teeth are out |
| Diet Cuck | (14:39:10): | Let me know when you start tripping balls |
| Diet Cuck | (14:39:15): | Opiates are great |
| Diet Cuck | (14:39:25): | Feel like you're floating on a cloud |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:39:34): | I'm not even in pain or loopy |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:39:40): | I might be a god |
| Diet Cuck | (14:39:59): | Or you had tiny pussy wisdom teeth |
| Diet Cuck | (14:40:48): | I decided to keep mine. No point in throwing away good wisdom at such a young age. |
| Diet Cuck | (20:19:34): | https://youtu.be/d-xREfdihtY |
| Diet Cuck | (20:19:48): | Rick and Morty forever. 100 years. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (20:30:02): | 100 years Rick and Morty |
| Diet Cuck | (20:59:24): | You guys putting stuff in your butts tonight? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (21:09:20): | How'd you guess? |
| Diet Cuck | (21:09:43): | All the tell tale signs were there |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (21:17:30): | Yup date night carnival night sorry bruhs |
| Diet Cuck | (21:18:33): | Cotton candy and preteens. |
| Diet Cuck | (21:19:31): | I wanna order some t-shirts:\n\nMAKE WHITE\nTRASH AGAIN |
| Diet Cuck | (21:35:01): | Or a hat |
| Diet Cuck | (21:36:24): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (21:36:48): | https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/10/06/hey-lets-all-make-our-own-donald-trump-hats/ |
| Too Many Cucks | (22:13:29): | Tell me princess, when did you\nLast let you heart decided ? |
| Diet Cuck | (22:14:34): | Nigga, you high |
| Too Many Cucks | (22:14:56): | On a magic carpet |
| Diet Cuck | (22:15:19): | Have fun not pooping for a week |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (22:15:33): | \ufffd |
| Too Many Cucks | (22:16:02): | I'm have been eat dairy since I know opioids clog me up |
| Diet Cuck | (22:16:52): | I ate taco Bell with sour cream after a week without pooping. After my acl surgery |
| Diet Cuck | (22:17:08): | Good call |
| Too Many Cucks | (22:17:20): | I have a milkshake |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (22:19:54): | You gay nerds and your dairy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (22:20:23): | Just milk bang already you know you want to |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (22:48:16): | Bojack season 3 is great so far |
| Diet Cuck | (22:48:48): | More depressing than the election? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (22:48:59): | About on par |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:17:46): | She gunna give me a sidequest |
| Diet Cuck | (23:19:17): | Ask if she'll let you get freaky. Just put the tip in her big ole ear hole. |
| Saturday, 23 July 2016 |
| Diet Cuck | (13:37:30): | https://youtu.be/hC-W2Mbu0OQ |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:49:56): | Lol I saw that |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:28:25): | I just watch the Eric Andre at the rnc video that shit was great |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:28:48): | Also Mr robot Is the best shit on tv |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:37:37): | It might be the drugs. But the Eric Andre thing wasn't funny. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:23:30): | Yea it's the drugs |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:24:26): | Ehh I never found Party Boy on Jack ass to be funny either |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:24:46): | I don't care for the just dance around like idiots genre and f comedy |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:24:58): | Give me a celery man |
| Sunday, 24 July 2016 |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:28:41): | I just watched an interview of Eric Andre trying to troll The RNC. I have seen him troll a lot of people. I honestly think he was scarred for his safety and couldn't give it his all cause it sucked. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (18:59:04): | Josh you'll like season 3 of bojack, there's an episode that is nonstop abortion jokes |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (18:59:24): | Including a pop song called Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus |
| Diet Cuck | (20:00:27): | Almost forgot. I came up with a great web series. Pok\xe9mon pi\xf1atas filled with random shit. Raw meat, candy. Bones. Each week, a new Pok\xe9mon. Fill Pikachu with trash. Let the raccoons come and devour Pikachu. Next week, fill charizard with acorns. Let the squirrels tear apart his flesh |
| Diet Cuck | (20:00:52): | Just leave a camera nearby |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:25:39): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (20:26:01): | You'd watch it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:33:05): | To be fair we watch a lot of retarded shit |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:33:35): | I've now learned for example haley thinks the tim and Eric billion dollar movie is possibly the worst thing she's ever seen |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (20:33:56): | Is that honestly surprising to you |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:34:44): | No. I could feel her respect for me disappearing as we watched 6 little boys shitting enough to fill a bathtub. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (20:35:04): | My boys eat only the softest meats |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:35:58): | I say that and shrim to her |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:36:02): | She hates it |
| Monday, 25 July 2016 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:38:49): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:39:14): | My brother has 2 "automated browsers" (what it says in the web page title) running, both watching the same tv show that looks like news show run by a kjd |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:39:16): | kid |
| Diet Cuck | (18:39:50): | Is this for the Nielson thing? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:39:40): | I honestly can never even take a guess at what Steve is up to |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:40:01): | No its not for Nielson |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:40:31): | I talk to steve almost everyday and I have little clue what he's up to |
| Tuesday, 26 July 2016 |
| Diet Cuck | (00:56:08): | https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/reddit-ask-me-anything-with-donald-j.-trump |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (01:04:07): | I gotta be honest, this subreddit is making some good points about the DNC and Hilary |
| Diet Cuck | (01:04:36): | Fuck the shill |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (01:09:32): | Why doesn't the DNC at least have an American flag on stage |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (01:10:07): | Are they afraid it will distract from the nonstop speeches from illegals and lesbians lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (01:10:25): | And Sarah Silverman of course |
| Diet Cuck | (01:11:46): | Vagina |
| Too Many Cucks | (06:55:14): | Sarah Silverman is just the worst |
| Too Many Cucks | (06:55:17): | In every way |
| Too Many Cucks | (06:56:32): | The NCs have become more super bowls then a place where political people go |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (07:58:12): | Yea I told josh last night the whole thing is just a 3 day sports event for people who follow politics. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (07:59:16): | President Camacho here we come. Can't wait for the first conservative nominee go carry an AR on stage with him, or the first liberal nominee to smoke weed on stage |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:00:22): | Hilary is still kind of against weed |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:00:41): | She'll come around just like gay marriage |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:01:00): | she has that typical BS noncomittal stance |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:01:14): | if the US public throws up a big enough fit around weed she'll say "oh ok" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:01:17): | One thing you can count on her being is a slimey politician who will do anything for a vote. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:01:42): | that's why she says "oh i don't know, i guess it should be a state issue lol" |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:01:50): | so people for and against weed remain hopeful |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:02:13): | She wants to know what the cool kids think first before she commits to a stance |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:02:24): | meanwhile thousands of americans get locked up each year for gay polygamy |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:02:52): | I want to live in a world where a child can be raised by 6 male horses |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:03:16): | A man should be able to fuck as many men in the ass as he pleases. MLK said that |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:01:45): | https://twitter.com/john_jay__/status/757897455530901504 |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:01:59): | Literally Chicken Tendies on the floor of the DNC |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:23:38): | I really dont want to do work today |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:24:43): | Me either. I was called yesterday at 7 by my boss telling me im in charge of cleaning up/organizing the office cause he had a meeting at 530 that went terribly cause he couldn't find shit lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:26:40): | you need top find a new place to wokr |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:28:48): | get a job at a company that doesnt make you do shit like clean the office lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:33:17): | you have been there for over a year, that's\xa0enough to find a new job |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:35:18): | Well organize the files lol. And eh I think it's kind of funny + I'm going back to school soon so I don't really care to find a new one at the moment |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:37:52): | I'm essentially living in the Office, my dreams are finally coming true. Plus I no longer care if I keep this job or not so I can see all this shit happen without too much stress lol. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:38:49): | as long as the bossman doesnt take advantage of that |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:38:50): | why are you going back to school? |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:39:44): | do you need it? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:52:19): | going back to school to study 17th century feminist art |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:52:47): | no im going back for a degree in mathematical finance. it would let me be a quantitative analyst/computational trader, would end up at a investment bank or hedge fund. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:56:28): | man if you hate the 40 hour work week wait till you work at an i-bank lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:56:54): | im gonna look for a comuter/algorithmic trading prop shop, they're much more reasonable than I-banks |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:57:00): | computer* |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:57:09): | either that or the government |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:57:17): | yea much better choice |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:57:48): | the government has a program for people who get grad degrees to go right into employment after. I'm hoping I can do that with the SEC |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:58:18): | yea i-banks would be the bane of my existence |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:58:49): | there's a thing called face time where they have the quants and workers stay for hours after the market has closed at 430, till around 7, in case clients come in so it seems like it's staffed lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:59:02): | im hoping to avoid that |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:12:18): | Just become a pirate |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:13:07): | yeah piracy is a pretty stable career |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:14:32): | As long as you have a plan and a goal grad school is good, a lot of people I know are going back to school since they can't find jobs. Like some of the people i work with here have masters in business or media, there is no reason to have a masters in media, |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:14:35): | ever |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:14:38): | of all time |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:16:10): | But I cant wait for Brian to be another Cog in the captlist machine |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:16:28): | https://franklinstoveblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/cog.png |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:16:38): | That will be you Brain |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:17:22): | http://edgecast.lvlup-files.buscafs.com/uploads/news/photos/news_photo_42369_1404484152.jpg |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:17:44): | This is me, Im also a Cog, but i run on whole Grain baby, whoa |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:18:15): | "I'm a socialist," says Brian as he uses a poor person as an ottoman while relaxing in his SEC cigar lounge |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:19:17): | http://syndic8.grantdigital.com.au/content/2014/08/01/manandwine_625b0.jpg |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:20:19): | "I want everyone to be Equal" Brian says as he drinks his 1000 dollar merlot and pissed on a poor family |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:20:55): | http://yourlisten.com/asset/load/354770 |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:21:01): | That can be Josh |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:22:09): | the tears of the poor make great polish for your maserati |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:23:57): | "I wax my porche with blocks of Gold it doesnt work well but fuck it I have 12" |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:27:35): | You really sold out Brian, what would Brian 13 minutes ago think of all this. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:28:05): | lol im doing this so I can work at the SEC so I can help put people who manipulate markets and defraud the poor for their own benefit away |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:28:18): | and so I can drive luxury cars that no one really needs |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:28:48): | i just want to get enough money where I don't have to work and devote all my time to the cause |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:29:09): | the revolution is coming comrades |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:29:26): | what is the cause lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:29:34): | But Why the SEC, the ACC is a much better conference |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:29:46): | Thats a college football joke |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:29:55): | I dont expect Josh or Brian to get ti |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:30:01): | Of Brian did |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:30:02): | yea I got it, if only there was a government agency named The Big 10 I could work for |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:30:23): | I would work for something called the big 10 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:30:26): | it just consists of the 10 biggest dudes who work in government |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:30:27): | me too |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:30:32): | which has like 12 teams |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:30:37): | how tall are we talking here brian |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:30:44): | giant |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:31:05): | I typed fancy man into google |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:31:07): | this came up |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:31:09): | http://orig15.deviantart.net/7065/f/2013/195/a/e/the_fancy_man_and_the_dragoness_by_theannoyingalien-d6dgvxt.png |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:31:10): | im talking tall, im talking wide |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:31:22): | im talking full spherical volume |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:31:29): | so you could be a chode, but if you're a big enough chode you can make it |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:31:43): | we found our new shirt |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:31:54): | im betting that's beginning of a bender futurama porno |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:32:51): | ColdSteel |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:32:54): | the hedgeheg |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:33:20): | http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/005/752/bff.png |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:34:33): | there truly is no limit on the capabilities of the internet |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:37:34): | No matter what we say or do, we will never be as weird as people on the internet want to be |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:40:28): | let's get cuck hunt shirts |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:41:22): | wear em to the bar, hit on women in front of their boyfriends, when the boyfriends say something just point to your chest, then a finger gun at them, go pow |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:41:40): | ya cucked |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:41:52): | "the only good cuck is a dead cuck" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:56:56): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:59:24): | i think he's carrying an AR too lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:04:49): | you know marc |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:04:57): | since we're such opposite sides of the political spectruma |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:05:04): | at least we can both make fun of liberals |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:05:30): | all the normies in the middle |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:25:58): | https://np.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4uoh85/were_guerrilla_filmmakers_who_made_a_dark_comedy/ |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:26:04): | check out the clip they posted as their favorite |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:26:11): | its terrible |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:26:13): | we need to make a movie |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:26:17): | before it's too late |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:27:37): | I wish we had movie making abilities |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:29:18): | we do |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:29:22): | its in here \ufffd |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:29:52): | and in here \ufffd |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:30:02): | i know that's a turkey but pretend it's a hand |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:33:09): | and in that hand is the spirit of film-hand-dad |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:57:18): | im almost done writing the trailer for hand-dad. would you guys help me shoot it and does anyone want to play the son or dad |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:59:12): | i only want to shoot a trailer. it's gonna probably end up being 6-8 pages long is all. |
| Diet Cuck | (12:59:42): | I'll play a part for sure |
| Diet Cuck | (12:59:46): | i have no shame |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:00:05): | you want to be the son or dad |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:00:16): | if you're the son you gotta shave |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:00:27): | oh man i just had another idea |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:00:30): | you play the dad, keep the beard |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:00:39): | and another kid will make fun of the son for having hairy palms |
| Diet Cuck | (13:00:40): | yes sir |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:00:54): | thus begins the fight scene |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:03:30): | please help my dreams come true fellas |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:03:40): | i just want to make a movie about a dad living in his boys hand |
| Diet Cuck | (13:05:24): | which hand does the son wipe his ass with? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:05:49): | what about masturbation |
| Diet Cuck | (13:06:11): | i was working up to that |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:08:57): | well this is a trailer so not every possible scene with a hand dad can happen. and i do want it to be absurd but i don't want it to be like lowest common denominator |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:09:03): | im trying to avoid shit jokes lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:09:45): | im thinking he's pre mastubating age too |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:10:14): | so are you trying to take the high road with a movie about a man who becomes his son's hand |
| Diet Cuck | (13:10:26): | fine, no poop jokes, but what about an implication? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:10:39): | i just want to make a mocking of shaggy dog and 9 lives, not make it a jerk fest |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:10:42): | i mean an implication is fine |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:11:16): | maybe the mom is outside his room and she says dinner is ready and you just hear the dad yelling for help but its muffled |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:11:33): | but that's pretty dark, you're essentailly mouth raping your father |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:12:35): | or like a scene where the son walks out of his room in a stunned disbelief, and finally he just says "im sorry dad" and the dad says "I can't wait till im not your hand anymore" |
| Diet Cuck | (13:12:49): | finally, a rape joke we can all get behind. my life's work is complete |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:13:16): | rape is funny when it happens to men who anthropomorphize into their sons hand |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:13:55): | poop scene would probably be better |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:14:15): | son just goes to the bathroom, you hear the dad scream, and you hear the son say sorry, left hand, I forgot |
| Diet Cuck | (13:14:51): | then doesnt wash his hands |
| Diet Cuck | (13:15:10): | o man, shower scene |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:15:29): | i feel like half this trailer is now gonna take place in a bathroom lol |
| Diet Cuck | (13:15:29): | we should just make the dad a baseball glove |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:15:41): | nah |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:15:44): | he's the hand |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:15:48): | that's the whole schtick |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:15:52): | you can write and make glove dad |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:16:02): | brother of hand dad |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:17:03): | SON YOU FORGOT THE POOP GLOVE, OH MY G- |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:17:23): | BLGURGGHG |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:17:29): | then the sequel Big Toe, Big Bro |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:17:49): | Hey lil bro, how about getting some new socks? pee yew! |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:17:50): | this is gonna be the next marvel |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:17:56): | one by one this kid absorbs his family into his body |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:18:10): | got a 10 movie plan already in the works |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:18:27): | he could ask his big bro for some sex advice and his brother is like "you gotta toe her" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:19:16): | girls love toe play |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:25:49): | so eventually there's hand dad, toe bro, and mom hole (or dick) |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:27:34): | now you understand why i am hesistant to get involved in the creation of this |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:27:48): | just hand dad |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:28:13): | it needs to happen before 9 lives finishes |
| Diet Cuck | (13:31:24): | i want feedback before publishing this |
| Diet Cuck | (13:31:26): | https://medium.com/@Aaron_Shapiro/fcfbabe62fee |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:33:01): | i count 35 flags behind him |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:33:02): | why not 50 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:36:01): | confirmed that trump hates 15 states |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:36:05): | i like it |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:38:43): | this was a good read |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:38:49): | but then i got really into it and it ended |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:38:53): | we need more purge details |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:39:01): | is this normies killing normies? |
| Diet Cuck | (13:39:23): | who knows. the purge is a helluva thing |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:39:59): | maybe give your view of what actually happens during this purge |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:40:01): | who is killing who |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:40:13): | talk about trump being on the front lawn of the white house in his own turret |
| Diet Cuck | (13:40:47): | eh, i just wanted to lay out how it could realistically happen. not the aftermath |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:43:37): | well |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:43:39): | i don't see it |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:44:04): | it relies too much on trump condoning the purge |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:44:14): | and that is literally the one thing he hasnt condoned yet |
| Diet Cuck | (13:46:07): | but he could |
| Diet Cuck | (13:46:25): | that's literally the only thing in the way |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:14:53): | Rick and Morty brought up a good point |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:14:57): | like the first yeatr |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:15:02): | do people just go for it |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:15:06): | or is it a trap |
| Diet Cuck | (14:15:34): | it's working in the phillippines. who knows |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:17:20): | what was the point of that movie |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:17:32): | like how did they rationalize that the purge was beneficial for the society |
| Diet Cuck | (14:18:25): | crime all but disappeared the rest of the year because they allowed some "steam out" |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:18:28): | It kinda just took on a life of its own, it was suposed to be a thriller, but then they realized the outside the house was way cooler |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:18:42): | They didnt think it was going to be a thing |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:19:36): | so the criminals are cool with just doing crime once a year |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:19:48): | yea |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:20:08): | its more that you dont do crime since you know you can get killed over it |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:20:27): | Plus the slaughter of the homeless and poor is always cool |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:20:30): | but then they do it on the pruge night |
| Diet Cuck | (14:20:36): | yup |
| Diet Cuck | (14:20:43): | no consequences on purge night |
| Diet Cuck | (14:20:48): | let loose Pete |
| Diet Cuck | (14:20:51): | c'mon |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:21:03): | but everyone just murders |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:21:09): | where is the white collar crime |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:21:11): | and looting |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:21:16): | raping and pillaging |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:21:34): | Id insider trade the fuck out of shit |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:22:29): | you guys know when the RNC was on TV |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:22:35): | i need to pull ratings |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:22:41): | like times of day |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:22:45): | like 5-8 |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:23:48): | Also trump is winning 48% to 45% on CNN poll |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:23:57): | Shill really fucked this up |
| Diet Cuck | (14:24:16): | nah bruh |
| Diet Cuck | (14:24:23): | convention bump is a thing |
| Diet Cuck | (14:24:30): | happens every time |
| Diet Cuck | (14:24:48): | Hillary will go up next week |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:25:04): | yea but i dont think the emails are gunna do shill anything |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:25:11): | i dont think she will |
| Diet Cuck | (14:25:17): | if anything, its telling that trump's number arent higher |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:25:33): | dnc emails has hurt her more than her government ones apparently |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:25:57): | This is an election between a Karadsihin and a Sociopath |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:25:58): | unfortunately though trump started lower and has risen, where hillary lost ground. that trend can't be ignored |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:26:11): | I want niether |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:26:24): | I want America to take a look in the mirror and go damn |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:26:29): | check its self into rehab |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:26:34): | and figure this shit out |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:27:22): | i just don't want to go back to a non-black president |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:27:27): | i think as americans we can go blacker |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:27:34): | kanye 2020 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:27:35): | not go backer |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:27:36): | I think we need Asian |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:27:53): | Some Chung Pow diplomacy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:27:53): | oh me america, me so sowwy |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:51:27): | Who do you think NJ will fall to |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:51:44): | The God Emperor or Shill Queen |
| Diet Cuck | (14:52:32): | Shill for sure |
| Diet Cuck | (14:52:45): | http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/new-jersey/ |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:53:23): | Im just hoping Gary Johnson gets over 5% |
| Diet Cuck | (14:54:07): | likely if he or Stein are in any debates |
| Diet Cuck | (14:54:15): | which seems more and more likely the case |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:54:24): | i would love for at least 1 3rd party candidate to make the debates |
| Diet Cuck | (14:55:05): | it's likely |
| Diet Cuck | (14:55:23): | johnson is at 13% nationally in some polls. only 15% and your on the debate stage |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:55:58): | I think America would do better with more than 2 parties, because im socailly\xa0liberal, marry and fuck who you want |
| Diet Cuck | (14:56:00): | and the news media is talking about the Libertarians more and more everyday |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:56:13): | but fiscialy i aint\xa0wanna pay for shit |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:56:19): | i want my momey to go to my shit |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:56:30): | also i distrust the governement |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:56:49): | "i don't think a gay homeless man should die cause he's gay, he should die cause he's homeless" |
| Diet Cuck | (14:56:55): | we can only have two parties in the US based on how we vote. You'd need to change the voting process itself if you want anything more than 2 parties |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:57:14): | yea |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:57:19): | fuck it we should all vote 3rd party |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:58:27): | well i distrust the government in it's current form |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:58:55): | Its not even in its final form |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:59:01): | when it's run like a business |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:59:07): | that's its final form |
| Diet Cuck | (14:59:46): | TRUMP 2016!? |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:00:47): | We have a ted talk tomorrow for the Young professionals and one of the topics they want to ask about is tolerance and understanding. If this goes Tumblr real quick then im gunna be pissed |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:00:59): | lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:01:01): | oh man |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:01:11): | let your freak flag fly marc, let em know what you think |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:01:31): | that's one benefit of not having an HR department lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:01:43): | here my boss makes dick jokes to us |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:01:44): | i cant say shit to HR |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:01:50): | im a straigh white man |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:01:53): | im enemy number 1 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:01:58): | he'd slap me if i told him to call me xer |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:02:18): | If someone said use pronouns |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:02:25): | i would only use formal nouns |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:02:42): | becuase fuck you, be normal |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:03:17): | you arent a pan sexual demi god, you are a fucking weirdo with an internet connection |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:04:57): | lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:05:02): | what a time we live in |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:18:22): | I blame particpation trophies and soccer |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:34:38): | http://i.imgur.com/BEqxw4D.gifv |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:34:43): | That Nigga Drunk |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:35:15): | which i was sharing the stage with Sarah Silverman, i would be plastered too |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:37:02): | hey everyone, its me sarah silverman |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:37:03): | poop |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:37:04): | vagina |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:37:08): | thanks, you've been great |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:38:34): | my vagina smells like poop! |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:38:57): | hey everyone, it's me sarah silverman |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:39:13): | my poopy vagina is so wide open that many of the black men that enter it call it the grand canyon |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:39:16): | please vote for clinton |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:40:18): | also third parties shmird parties |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:40:26): | Hey arent I quirky and cool for going agaisnt the grain of comedy, if you keep saying Sanders then you are rebel scum and must be crrushed |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:41:11): | they key is to not put so much stock in federal elections becaues it will always be status quo |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:41:20): | get involved at the local level if you want to make changes imo |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:41:34): | josh and brian idk why you guys have never considered getting into politics |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:41:46): | marc i know you haven't because you're an eye-talian |
| Diet Cuck | (15:42:00): | Brian and I have talked about it |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:42:12): | I thought about it but i would just go "Are you fucking retarded?" to pretty much everyone |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:42:30): | you guys should do something |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:42:38): | even something small on a local level to get your feet wet |
| Diet Cuck | (15:42:38): | I mean I am planning on making public policy the focus of my future career |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:44:16): | I can't wait to blackmail Josh until giving me all the chicken tendies and the good boy points |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:46:15): | you guys really should do something tho |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:46:33): | we need less slimy old men in politics and more slightly less slimy young men |
| Diet Cuck | (15:46:58): | i'm gonna grease my hair back so good |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:47:18): | Hey Hey |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:47:25): | thats cultrual\xa0approation |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:47:34): | greasy hair is mine a petes thing |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:47:56): | go cut you penis somewhere else |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:48:06): | that's a deeply held cultural belief of mine |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:48:24): | along with watching Goodfellas and saying "gabagool" |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:48:29): | "pasta fazool" |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:48:55): | IM WALKING HERE |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:54:28): | i want to work at the regulatory agency in the government. i've thought about getting involved too |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:55:06): | I want to destory the governement\xa0from the inside |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:55:17): | that's my plan |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:55:20): | like Delta did to that giant worm in Gears 2 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:55:20): | get your own plan |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:55:23): | do it from the outside |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:55:38): | you know i never played gears |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:55:46): | like delta did to every other boss monster it faced |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:55:51): | but since i got them for free im going through and playing them |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:55:59): | gears was great |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:56:09): | Josh can be Baird |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:56:13): | Pete is Cole |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:56:17): | Ill be Marcus |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:56:22): | Brian can be Anya |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:56:35): | guys whats a value proposition. i got an email through \xa0my linkedin saying this |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:56:37): | I came across your profile on LinkedIn and I was really impressed with your math and accounting experience. I would like the to speak with you about a unique opportunity with a strong value proposition. |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:56:51): | they gunna take your orgins |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:58:29): | i feel like he wants my Vcard |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:58:33): | but im still saving that |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:58:43): | your value card |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:59:39): | i think that's the default linkedin message |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:59:46): | also my dick is rock hard for gears 4 |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:00:09): | i gotta be 2 3 and judgement first |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:00:17): | im almost done with 2 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:00:24): | i just checked the dudes linkedin and it sounds like something out of NGBM |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:00:30): | https://www.linkedin.com/in/ron-lieberman-5952788 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:00:55): | he looks like the kind of guy you ask what he does and he says "I'm an entrepreneur" |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:01:36): | oh so you work in MLM |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:18:33): | i think im getting stockholm syndrome |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:18:49): | i was made to watch my bosses movie again, in 4k this time, and im starting to think its good. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:18:56): | this is a very specific kind of brainwashing |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:20:46): | lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:20:50): | get out of there |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:20:58): | pete |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:21:02): | i do what i need to do to survive |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:21:05): | the only good quality of that movie is that it taught me how to stir sauce |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:21:16): | i do what i need to do to keep my family together |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:21:22): | some people think of me as a cirminal |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:21:27): | i just think of myself as a next gen biz man |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:22:13): | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoons/images/3/39/Carl_pretending_to_be_jimmy.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110821090642 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:27:34): | what was our idea about facebook2 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:27:44): | facebooktwo |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:42:08): | it's new, it's facebook2 |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:46:23): | Cuckbook |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:46:55): | "get cucked tonight by these horny bulls in your area" |
| Too Many Cucks | (17:05:30): | okay i need a reddit where all the NSFW is out of cliackable things when i go to ALL |
| Too Many Cucks | (17:05:56): | i had a naked redhead on my screen |
| Too Many Cucks | (17:12:18): | http://i.imgur.com/5vPl74e.jpg |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:10:31): | https://i.reddituploads.com/0605c192fd334103a2c4f074b9caff89?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=03cf3f124965c3115724b2cea4b996c6 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (18:11:11): | #DicksOutForHarambe |
| Diet Cuck | (19:40:43): | I think I just screamed, "I can see your taint, Brian" to Brian's dad. |
| Diet Cuck | (19:44:04): | In my defense, I thought Brian was smoking a bowl. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:47:12): | Oh shit you did yell at me. Yea that was me smoking a bowl. |
| Diet Cuck | (19:48:25): | O. Good |
| Diet Cuck | (19:48:56): | Cause otherwise the next time I saw your dad, it could've been awkward |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:59:41): | For real though have you seen Mr karabinchaks taint tho |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:59:52): | It is like no taint I have ever seen |
| Diet Cuck | (20:01:49): | Say what you will about the Karabinchak boys, they do have the most glorious of taints |
| Wednesday, 27 July 2016 |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:14:27): | There are openings at the UN josh. This is your time |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:25:33): | We have a couple open positions at my comp at josh. I can't give references for entry level but I can give your resume to HR |
| Diet Cuck | (08:32:53): | Thanks man but I'm good I'm. Come September I'm gonna be looking for jobs in DC. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:34:14): | From a next gen biz man to a last gen gov man. How the mighty have fallen |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:00:11): | Overthrow the government |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:00:39): | Public policy positions? |
| Diet Cuck | (09:01:37): | Non profit then get into grad school. Or just straight to grad school |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:02:07): | Cool beans |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:07:09): | Aaron Sorkin now offers an online screenwriting class |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:08:12): | https://www.masterclass.com/classes/aaron-sorkin-teaches-screenwriting |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:08:27): | Let's pitch him The Social Network 2: Facebook2: It's New, It's Facebook2 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:08:29): | whole thing is only $90 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:08:34): | lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:09:06): | with our protaganist Dark Fuckerberg |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:12:54): | And the Twinklefag Twins |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:52:21): | donald trump's AMA is today |
| Diet Cuck | (09:57:58): | Mr. Trump, in order to make America great again, would you consider instituting the annual Purge? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:58:51): | You know what would make America great? If trump just gave everybody $100 |
| Diet Cuck | (09:59:01): | So UBI |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:59:07): | nah just $100 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:59:28): | like imagine you wake up one morning and check your mail and there's a $100 bill in an envelope that says Love, Trump |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:59:49): | UBI is depressing, getting $100 from your friendly neighborhood Trump is great |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:00:23): | Papa Trump, pay me |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:04:33): | Papa Trump is the lifeblood of America, and he will take the blood of America is he doesn't win |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:05:08): | Please Daddy Trump, save us from ourselves |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:05:16): | $hillary will just bitch about misogyny and Sarah Silverman and Lena Dunham will finger bang |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:05:41): | I don't like this new trend of Lena Dunham thinking she has any sort of value as a human being |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:05:42): | I'm voting Stein. I can't bring myself to Trump or Clinton. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:05:56): | It's Stein Time |
| Diet Cuck | (10:06:06): | Jill not shill |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:06:07): | She should aim for those young votes |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:06:14): | all ten of the young voters |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:06:20): | Pretend she's R.L. Stein |
| Diet Cuck | (10:06:25): | She's at the convention |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:06:39): | she's working concessions |
| Diet Cuck | (10:06:42): | She's being interviewed on the big networks. |
| Diet Cuck | (10:06:52): | I'm voting for her |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:07:46): | Im Going Gary |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:08:11): | becuase I hate government |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:08:54): | Everyone gets a Waifu |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:09:11): | 1% of the population control 90% of the Waifu's. That ain't right. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:10:36): | i'll prob vote for gary johnson if i remember to finish registering to vote |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:10:57): | When i renewed my lisence i registered |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:11:31): | same, but then you have to fill out some card right |
| Diet Cuck | (10:22:36): | New movie idea. Teens that just got their drivers licenses. They're driving around their hometown of Reno, Nevada playing Pokemon go. It's summer. They keep driving. Keeping their eyes on their phones. They pass into area 51 and then shit goes down |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:26:56): | hey guys there's a charizard in this aircraft hanger! |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:27:26): | Yea this will end up happening lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:27:30): | Some kid walked off a cliff |
| Diet Cuck | (10:29:01): | I just saw that Japan had to ask the developer to remove the Pok\xe9mon from the nuclear reactor that went down in the earthquake/tsunami |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:33:00): | if you won't risk developing leukemia then you're not a real pokemon master |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:33:25): | yea i think im deleting pokemon go |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:33:55): | i haven't played in in over a week |
| Diet Cuck | (10:33:57): | Steve was going on about how the CIA owns the company that developer the game |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:34:15): | oh boy |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:34:44): | i feel like i hit a wall with the game, it's all just pidgeys and shit in my area. dont really play it too much anymore |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:34:45): | You're all being watched all the time |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:34:56): | thanks to pokemon |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:36:24): | i'm already being watched all the time thanks to livestreaming my dumps |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:53:52): | i would totally live stream my dumps |
| Too Many Cucks | (10:54:57): | http://roosterteeth.com/episode/million-dollars-but-season-2-mime-time-serial-hugger |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:59:59): | i would watch only if you promised to eat lots of corn the night before |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:07:25): | the no whiper |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:20:49): | Wiper, no Wiping! |
| Diet Cuck | (11:21:29): | I'm pooping right now |
| Diet Cuck | (11:21:43): | I'll probably poop again in three hours |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:22:50): | thats called regularity |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:23:46): | i'd kill for your bowel movements |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:26:04): | I have killed for his bowel |
| Diet Cuck | (11:41:46): | ok here it is:\n\nGood evening Mr. Trump.\n\nIn your tremendous acceptance speech at the RNC last week you said, "The crime and violence that today afflicts our nation will soon, and I mean very soon, come to an end. Beginning on January 20th of 2017, safety will be restored."\n\nIn order to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain, would you consider instituting the annual Purge?\n\nIn Unity,\nThe NextGenBizMen |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:42:10): | lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:42:32): | i'd normally say not to # it but trump loves his tweeter |
| Diet Cuck | (11:42:46): | this AMA is gonna be legendary |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:42:48): | also Haley said she was canceling her Hulu account and it asked her why she was leaving, she wrote they got cucked by netflix |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:42:57): | cuckflix |
| Diet Cuck | (11:42:58): | LOL |
| Diet Cuck | (11:43:22): | looks like Hulu needs to join Cucks Anonymous |
| Diet Cuck | (11:43:48): | I also, considered throwing this in to the AMA question: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_9066 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:44:25): | what if you actually give him the idea, he gets elected and does something like it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:44:29): | im gonna purge you first |
| Diet Cuck | (11:45:27): | i just wanna coax an answer out of him |
| Diet Cuck | (11:45:53): | not gonna happen, but if I incept him, I incept him |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:51:31): | and then once again, jew's ruin a perfectly good country |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:51:37): | keeping the tradition alive |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:07:11): | i feel like trump's team will probably answer these questions fairly seriously |
| Diet Cuck | (12:08:13): | https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/4uvdeg/the_trump_purge_a_logical_progression_from_status/?st=ir5356jy&sh=0c97aee9 |
| Diet Cuck | (12:08:20): | I want your upvotes |
| Diet Cuck | (12:08:23): | all of them |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:14:45): | I got you fam |
| Diet Cuck | (12:16:16): | https://www.reddit.com/r/humor/comments/4uvfaa/the_trump_purge_a_logical_progression_from_status/?st=ir53dnks&sh=6c2ab94c |
| Diet Cuck | (12:16:17): | here too |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:18:04): | this humor sub is like 95% The Onion links lol |
| Diet Cuck | (12:19:26): | i dunno where else to post |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:19:39): | thats all i'd say |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:19:41): | funny is a shit hole |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:20:00): | i don't know if the_donald would love or hate it |
| Diet Cuck | (12:20:44): | i'm gonna post it there but be sure to put "[satire]" in the title |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:20:58): | yea idk if thats a thing there |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:21:06): | just change it from annual purge to annual cuck hunt |
| Diet Cuck | (12:23:52): | and to any of you Facebook fags, post it there too |
| Diet Cuck | (12:24:01): | and marc, share this with your work friends |
| Diet Cuck | (12:24:10): | none of our names are on the site anymore |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:24:30): | i'm deej beej now |
| Diet Cuck | (12:25:49): | https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4uvh4s/satire_the_trump_purge_a_logical_progression_from/?st=ir53rf4y&sh=5b83787e |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:26:49): | the_donald doesn't let me vote due to my leftist tendencies |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:31:08): | did you get banned from there lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:31:40): | they probably just banned anyone subscribed to /r/socialism, /r/fullcommunism, or /r/latestagecapitalism |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:32:17): | what is fullcommunism |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:32:47): | just memes about communism and socialism |
| Diet Cuck | (12:33:05): | John Hinckley is free from the psych ward |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:33:33): | Hinckley did nothing wrong |
| Diet Cuck | (12:34:02): | well, he did shoot an innocent man in the head |
| Diet Cuck | (12:34:28): | because Jodie Foster was sexy |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:34:50): | yea jodie foster wants to know if hinckley is DTF |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:35:16): | apparently Michael Reagan forgives him |
| Diet Cuck | (12:35:44): | for shooting his dad. not Brady |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:39:02): | michael reagan doesnt even like his dad lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:39:37): | He didnt understand that his wafiu\xa0was real |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:41:54): | The_Donald is just Tumblr for the right, everyone is retarded, they just dont see it |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:42:01): | also dank memes |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:43:48): | theres a thread on how the DNC doesn't have any americna flags lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:44:46): | there should be flags, but they dont have to go over board |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:45:16): | oh snopes did a thing |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:45:19): | there were flags lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:45:24): | it's just digital |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:45:31): | that's a big screen, someone took a picture when there wasnt anything on them lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:45:48): | i love how snopes has to debunk that now |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:46:12): | http://www.snopes.com/flags-banned-at-dnc/ |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:46:31): | didnt stop my mom from emailing me about this |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:47:20): | I dont like how I know my parents are retarded now but they rasiesd me |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:47:27): | our political conventions are so fictitious we need an urban legend debunking website to work on them |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:47:56): | yea i've come to conclude my mom's an r-tard |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:48:07): | well she's just incredibly out of touch |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:48:42): | as i was going to work today she was saying how she was gonna have to go shopping, pay some bills and collect some rent checks |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:48:56): | and i said oh sounds like an easy day. she did not like that lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:49:18): | you knew what you were doing lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:49:40): | Oh I did |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:49:46): | I was also walking out the door so it didn't matter |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:56:30): | She just doenst want to see her baby boy become a cuck |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:56:53): | did I ever tell you guys the time steve ate ketchup packets for lunch |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:57:34): | im not shocked |
| Too Many Cucks | (12:58:12): | Steve is the only person i know who would starve to death out of spit |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:58:33): | yea, me steve and john went to lunch during work. steve didn't want to spend money. \xa0and one of our meals had extra ketchup packets or there was a condiment station where he was able to get them. \xa0so to save a few bucks he just ripped one open and ate it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:58:52): | i think he only ate one or two, i can't imagine they actually tasted good lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:02:30): | what did he say about this lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:03:05): | did he acknowledge that it was pure lunacy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:04:12): | you're asking if the man eating ketchup packets to save money realized the lunacy of doing so? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:04:55): | there's one thing steve doesn't do |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:04:56): | it's regrets |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:05:25): | he defends every single past decision of his. i know me and john have brought up that lunch but he stands by it. \xa0maybe he does regret things but he never ever admits it. |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:08:49): | we need to get him laid |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:09:13): | it will never happen |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:10:00): | c'mon man |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:10:03): | it can happen |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:10:18): | craigslist is a thing |
| Diet Cuck | (13:10:52): | when your parents move away and he has to deal on his own, he'll work it all out |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:10:55): | do you htink steve hasnt tried |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:11:16): | now steve living on his home would be a sight to see |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:11:22): | *own |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:11:32): | lori's done some fb snooping on his computer when he leaves it open |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:11:34): | he tries all the time |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:12:30): | one time he left his okcupid on, so me and haley, drunk and thinking it was a good idea, started messaging girls for him. one started responding, and had a good back and forth going. then steve came so we bolted. \xa0we later checked what he said to her, and kind of out of the blue of the conversation he wrote to her "u like hockey" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:12:51): | she tried continuing, saying sort of or something but she asked him what team he liked and he just replied "rangers" or something |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:12:56): | and it died down after that lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:13:23): | there was another message from a girl askign which one in the picture he was, "one with tongue out" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:13:44): | another time he answered the same question "middle two" as in he's the 2 people in the middle lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:14:50): | i know about his dates cause he often talks to other women about them on fb, lori shows me |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:15:06): | wait so |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:15:24): | steve sees this OKC conversation that's been going on for a while and just picks up where you guys left off? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:15:50): | but you have to tell me about steve's dates lol |
| Diet Cuck | (13:16:11): | you havent heard the mcdonalds story? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:16:22): | it was scary i think he took a 18 year old girl to a yellowcard concert and tried to kiss her on the subway ride home but she wasn't into or it happened when her head was turned or something |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:16:44): | oh yea i mean he must have thought a guardian angle did it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:16:48): | or we did |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:17:00): | he did look at us but its not like we were fucking him over, he now had a girls attention so i doubt he was mad |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:17:05): | oh yea i did hear the mcdonalds story but i figured it was made up |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:17:07): | we only used our powers for good |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:17:16): | lol you wish it was made up |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:17:45): | i will contribute some money for an escort |
| Diet Cuck | (13:17:49): | went on a date to a fish restaurant, but she wanted to go to McDonalds |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:18:08): | typical woman |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:25:22): | There's another one where he said he went to a date with a girl to a Chinese or Thai place |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:25:29): | But he couldn't remember the name of the place |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:25:34): | Or what he got |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:25:43): | or who the girl was |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:25:46): | He claimed you just picked from a menu of pictures or some bs |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:25:54): | Yea it was all bs lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:26:18): | we gotta weekend at bernies him |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:26:25): | I think another time he went to mcdonalds with a girl and asked her to pay |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:26:34): | He's the ultimate meninist |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:26:47): | We're not killing steve and propping him up as a ragdoll lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:27:05): | just drug him |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:27:10): | and we do that date for him |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:27:37): | ohh |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:27:43): | why not just an earpiece |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:28:00): | we crowdsource the knowledge needed to get steve laid |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:28:09): | this is NGBM's next challenge |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:28:11): | i dont trust him to do the actions |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:28:26): | let's take steve out to a college bar |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:28:29): | and try to get him to hit on girls |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:28:32): | or a regular bar |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:28:36): | or to a corner |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:28:40): | and buy a hooker |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:28:52): | i think we should all take him out and go as his PR Team |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:28:54): | lets try non-professionals first lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:29:03): | have you met steve? he's the neweset model of male |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:29:13): | haaaaaaaaaaaaaave you met steve |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:29:21): | "Bush did 9/11" |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:29:50): | "Want to go to Macdonald? your paying" |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:30:41): | https://i.reddituploads.com/6e5d0c9604f4461da417da76ba88d7d5?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=939d0db9a163007c25bcf22b50c9c875 |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:31:59): | https://theuniversalspectator.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/weekend-at-bernies.jpg |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:32:31): | i looked up weekend at bernies |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:32:36): | then had this idea |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:32:40): | and so did the internet |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:32:49): | i am dispoainted in myself |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:33:22): | http://imgur.com/tHFoWE8 |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:56:22): | http://i.imgur.com/zLk4pmu.jpg |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:56:32): | Okay The_Donald has teh Dankest Memes |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:57:04): | Okay here me out |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:57:12): | What if |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:57:27): | this is all Bill Gates idea to get Bing over google |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:58:04): | All the crazyness and censorship, people pissed at Google, and Yahoo was just sold to Verizon |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:58:12): | Bing Comes out on top |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:58:21): | Bill Gates is a genuis |
| Too Many Cucks | (13:58:28): | half life 3 confirmed |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:00:36): | i found the image that confirms it |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:00:48): | this image makes the whole world make sence |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:00:50): | https://brianfindusgaming.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/nextpopecage.jpg |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:00:59): | Nike Cage is all |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:01:21): | Im very bored at work |
| Diet Cuck | (14:01:26): | One true God |
| Diet Cuck | (14:02:33): | I'm pooping again |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:03:33): | sarah silverman, for being such a J, is a real B |
| Diet Cuck | (14:06:46): | we only come in two forms. Sanders or Madoffs. nothing in between |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:14:36): | i watched more of the rnc than the dnc |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:14:40): | i can't fucking stand the dnc |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:32:02): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:42:12): | I more DNCE |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:42:27): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNCE |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:43:10): | new favorite band at the 2016 kids choice award? damn |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:50:19): | The internet has made me skeptical of everything |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:51:12): | I cant look at a posted tweet or article with thinking, is this photoshopped or what do the Jews want out of this |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:53:26): | i'm always looking for what the jewish desire is behind things now |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:02:53): | We havent mentioned Jackie Chan in way too long |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:03:11): | what do you think he is doing ? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:22:46): | Prob eating rice |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:23:11): | Maybe getting into a wacky scenario and using the environment to his advantage |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:23:17): | But probably eating rice |
| Too Many Cucks | (17:50:35): | https://i.reddituploads.com/8323f830fe5546c48e73f114a50c9ee0?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=6e00956395c275ab2ec01d2df848f18a |
| Diet Cuck | (17:52:31): | What am I looking at? |
| Diet Cuck | (17:52:58): | Also, 630 boys. Don't miss the AMA of the century |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (18:34:45): | The cucks are out tonight |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:35:59): | how is the AMA |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:36:04): | im going to be on the train |
| Too Many Cucks | (18:36:23): | AND JERKING IT TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN |
| Diet Cuck | (18:37:30): | 630 questions. 7pm is answers |
| Diet Cuck | (18:38:27): | https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4uxdbn/im_donald_j_trump_and_im_your_next_president_of/d5tmxib |
| Diet Cuck | (18:38:48): | upvote me mother fuckers |
| Diet Cuck | (18:38:51): | he needs to see this |
| Diet Cuck | (18:40:05): | damn. i got banned from posting almost immediately |
| Diet Cuck | (19:20:34): | this is the most lackluster AMA ever |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:25:31): | People blew it up to much |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:25:51): | And your tiny Commie mind can't understand what greatness this is |
| Diet Cuck | (19:26:21): | he's answered 2 questions. one of them cannot even be considered a coherent response |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:26:34): | Go eat your tendies, while I do something stereotypical of Trump supporters |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:26:35): | Is he done |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:26:41): | Build a wall maybe |
| Diet Cuck | (19:27:37): | https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4uxdbn/im_donald_j_trump_and_im_your_next_president_of/d5ton5k |
| Diet Cuck | (19:27:47): | this one response is literally it |
| Diet Cuck | (19:27:51): | in 27 minutes |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:28:46): | I'm just looking at the comments |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:28:50): | They are the real show |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:29:10): | Anyone use the term Sand Nigger yet? |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:30:46): | If this isn't an orgy I don't know what is. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:36:24): | What has happened to tinder |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:36:41): | Trying to stay relevant. |
| Too Many Cucks | (19:59:53): | I MATCHED WITH A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER ON TINDER. IM GUNNA BE THE NEXT JOHN CENA |
| Diet Cuck | (20:19:49): | who? pics or it didn't happen |
| Diet Cuck | (20:20:59): | ask her thoughts on Chris Beniot |
| Diet Cuck | (20:21:58): | this picture disturbs me |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:52:26): | Benoit was a great entertainer |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:52:29): | So was his wife |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:52:36): | Not making a joke |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:52:41): | She was a wrestler too |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (20:53:28): | What are you getting at here |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:54:27): | Nothing. He was a great performer and it was a tradgey that happened and we as a society need to look into head trauma more to stop things like that happening again |
| Too Many Cucks | (20:54:36): | I mean. Hurrr Durrr murder |
| Diet Cuck | (21:31:10): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8u7iu_AJs0 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (21:32:19): | what the fuck |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (21:33:19): | we gotta write |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (21:34:09): | I like that they aren't explaining why these dogs are sentient and have a TV show |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (21:34:29): | It just demands you accept that there is a Pup Star TV show right off the bat |
| Diet Cuck | (21:35:02): | i feel bad for the extras that had to sit in the audience and watch dogs move left and right on stage. probably shitting here and there |
| Too Many Cucks | (21:37:53): | How high are we gunna get to watch that |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (22:27:19): | None |
| Thursday, 28 July 2016 |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:10:47): | Priyas back brace was on again |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:11:26): | The greatest mystery of our time |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:36:00): | So I finally watched the pup star promo. Wow. \xa0Yea can we all dedicate like 1 hour a week to writing somthing collectively lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:45:43): | I have an idea for a genre that is virtually untapped |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:46:12): | dog hand? the spirit of your talking pet dog goes into your sons hand? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:48:39): | Horror movies for children |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:50:47): | Here's the thing, kids love being scared but it is not appropriate to scare them with death or the occult. So we will scare them with the universal fears of children, which is being shamed in front of your classmates and your mom marrying a guy who hates noise, video games, and ice cream |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:51:25): | So hypothetically, make a movie about a kid who has to present in front of his class, but he forgot his project at home and also he's in his underwear |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:59:22): | you know what should be made |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:59:34): | a first person perspective movie on being bullied |
| Too Many Cucks | (08:59:47): | Shotty the Bully |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:59:53): | schools would eat that shit up to show to their kids |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:59:54): | lol |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:00:05): | And the message is If you are being bullied then you are weird and you should change |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:19:21): | Give it a smack my bitch up twist at the end like it turns out the kid being bullied is a tiny adult man |
| Too Many Cucks | (09:30:46): | thats called the orphan |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:38:08): | oh that's the man kid right |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:38:12): | who just murders people |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:31:10): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:31:43): | we had a discussion about safe spaces, tolerance, the brexit and cooperations at work |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:32:01): | im very proud of myself for not speaking or killing everyone in the room |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:32:42): | These people make Josh and Brian look like what people think Reagan was |
| Diet Cuck | (11:32:58): | God has judge you Marc. You're in hell. |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:33:16): | Well honertly, im not suprised |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:33:45): | liberalism is disgusting |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:33:47): | when i go to the pearly gates, and saint peter just pulls this group chat up, ill just be like, well ypu |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:33:57): | ill get on the bus to hell |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:35:17): | "welcome to heaven, this is a safe space" "see ya nerd" |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:37:04): | "Welcome to Heaven, no one will ever judge you again" "Pffft what a fag, See you in Hell Jesus" and i jump on a motorcycle and smoke a cigarette while Mother Theresa rides bitch |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:37:42): | http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/dcb80218152231bc3b7cb50314b135118ec8e62d/c=0-144-6000-4655&r=x408&c=540x405/local/-/media/2016/01/26/USATODAY/USATODAY/635894195016798086-superdevil-familyguy.jpg |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:37:51): | that me |
| Diet Cuck | (11:40:20): | Heaven is for fags |
| Diet Cuck | (11:40:59): | Fuck you Todd Burpo |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:31:56): | http://i.imgur.com/bbZFel3.gifv |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:04:42): | Do you have a safe space at work Marc |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:05:17): | we do |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:05:29): | im not kidding |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:05:43): | What is it like? |
| Too Many Cucks | (14:06:00): | i dont know, im a straight white male, i cant go in there |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:06:06): | When I was in college some people in a student group I was in set up a room as a safe space after an event but I didn't really know what that meant at the time |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:06:14): | Is it full of like stuffed animals and mac & cheese |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:07:10): | That sounds great |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:08:24): | I am genuinely curious to find out what a safe space actually is lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:09:57): | if someone hurts your feelings do you just sprint over to the safe room and lock the door? |
| Diet Cuck | (14:12:15): | I feel safest when my dick is in my hand |
| Diet Cuck | (14:12:37): | Is that allowed? You can't discriminate, right? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:16:40): | It's what I do for comfort |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:23:26): | https://www.change.org/p/rename-fire-ants-to-spicy-boys |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:24:47): | I'm signing it |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:25:13): | embrace the future |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:29:07): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-XMtNEudQ |
| Diet Cuck | (14:38:47): | 2:30 is the sweet spot |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:12:05): | my God |
| Diet Cuck | (15:12:39): | what? you went into the safe space? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:19:51): | I think that was more in reaction to im allen lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:49:53): | We need a safe space for men that is just power tools and home improvement on dvd |
| Diet Cuck | (15:54:42): | https://i.redd.it/l4xj2s5a8ybx.jpg |
| Diet Cuck | (15:56:02): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (15:56:10): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (15:59:21): | http://i.imgur.com/H61vOzz.mp4 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:00:15): | people have so much free time on their hands |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:01:20): | this is why we don't need more jobs |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:01:29): | unemployment is an integral part of the culture in 2016 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:01:44): | who will serve up zesty memes when the high schoolers are in class? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:02:08): | and since society has determined that literature, the arts, etc are all for gay homo nerds only, this is all we've got |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:22:21): | What the fuck is happening at and round the DNC |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:22:39): | when did it become a warzone |
| Diet Cuck | (16:23:15): | You talking about the Bernie people? |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:23:40): | just everything |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:23:50): | wasnt there a riot 2 nights ago outside |
| Diet Cuck | (16:27:30): | Not that I'm aware of |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:29:22): | i saw video os like a riot |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:29:35): | but it was also on the donald |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:29:39): | so i cant be sure |
| Diet Cuck | (16:29:43): | or |
| Diet Cuck | (16:29:58): | its the liberal media hiding the truth |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:30:13): | http://www.redstate.com/brandon_morse/2016/07/28/riots-massive-protests-occurred-outside-dnc.-funny-media-hasnt-mentioned/ |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:30:43): | As Bernie Supporters, how do you feel |
| Diet Cuck | (16:31:13): | 1. that aint a riot |
| Diet Cuck | (16:31:17): | baltimore was a riot |
| Diet Cuck | (16:31:36): | 2. the protests were planned 6 months in advance by a landscaper |
| Diet Cuck | (16:31:49): | so its not like this should come as a surprise to anyone |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:39:08): | i agree it's not a riot but its def a protest. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:39:30): | as a pinko commie, the DNC is terrible |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:39:39): | and liberals are terrible |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:40:24): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH5MTpZGfQ4 |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:40:59): | Fucking Booige |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:42:16): | this guy is a mix of cartman, steve, and gokusnake |
| Too Many Cucks | (16:42:39): | https://i.imgur.com/CVFV7V9.gif |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:43:25): | he's just playing a character |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:43:28): | he really is like 600lbs tho |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:43:49): | lol he plays it perfectly |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:43:59): | he must have his own steve and goku snake his own life |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:46:11): | everybody needs one |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:25:23): | I made out with out intern |
| Diet Cuck | (23:26:11): | How was he? |
| Diet Cuck | (23:26:17): | \ufffd |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:26:36): | It's a she. I know right |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:39:22): | She is Indian. And has a boyfriend. So I'm officially that guy |
| Diet Cuck | (23:41:04): | You dog |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:41:17): | I don't know who to tell. |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:41:23): | She ain't even 21 |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:41:33): | Sucked her nips on the street. |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:41:59): | Gotta see her tomorrow. She said this wasn't the first time she thought about it |
| Diet Cuck | (23:42:35): | You sucked bare nip in the streets of Manhattan? |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:42:58): | Yup. Peicered |
| Diet Cuck | (23:43:03): | Aren't you in the city late as fuck |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:43:24): | I'm getting the 12:q14 home |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:43:33): | I got a kidle |
| Diet Cuck | (23:43:55): | You've kidnapped a child? |
| Diet Cuck | (23:44:11): | Don't suck his nips. |
| Diet Cuck | (23:44:26): | You'll get in trouble |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:44:38): | PETES NIPPS ARE TOO GOOD TO NOT SUCK |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:45:51): | So yea. Made out with my intern. |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:47:20): | Also her boyfriend works with my sister |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:47:22): | Soooooo |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:47:31): | I dune fucked up |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:49:44): | I may be a God or a King. But none of that matters in the world of the last living |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (23:58:22): | You sucked street nip? |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:59:10): | I'm not a smart man or a kind man |
| Too Many Cucks | (23:59:16): | But I'm a great man |
| Friday, 29 July 2016 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:01:42): | Good job kid, you did it |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:17:05): | So. Well she said and I quote "I want you to fuck me " but I didn't have a I condom and I ain't ready to be a dad. So I think I made the right choice. |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:17:24): | And she said "how do I tell Tyler". I said "don't" |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:17:50): | Tyler The Cuck |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:18:07): | Bitch 23 and an intern. |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:18:15): | He deserves to be a Cuck |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:18:27): | He was born a cuck |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:19:00): | Who am I |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:20:26): | When life gives you lemons. Make out with you interns |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:20:40): | What if it's a dude |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:21:07): | Well then I have some soul searching in the morning to do then |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:22:56): | Shut up cracked. You piece of shit. Buzzfeed doesn't do that |
| Diet Cuck | (00:24:02): | How did they play me? |
| Diet Cuck | (00:24:11): | Did they make a song together? |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:24:13): | No idea |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:25:40): | Who let me be a person |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:26:30): | Probably your parents |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:26:30): | Scratch that. Faggots talking about configuration of jazz in the train |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:26:50): | Those niggas faggots |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:29:18): | Should I get macdonlads on the way home? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:29:34): | Of course, it's a victory meal |
| Diet Cuck | (00:29:44): | From the sound if it, you shouldn't even be driving |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:29:48): | To celebrate street nip / almost street penetratiom |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:30:12): | Hey. Hey America says innocent until proven guilty |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:30:37): | So no DUI Until I'm caught |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:31:22): | Which honestly if the was a cop on woodland. All the time from Brian's. I'd be fucked |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:31:44): | Lucky I ain't running for publication c office |
| Diet Cuck | (00:32:04): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:32:27): | Your parents are weird |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:33:41): | If you are going to drive drunk don't text and drive also lol |
| Diet Cuck | (00:34:43): | Yeah. I wanna see you on periscope. Fuck texting |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:34:44): | The last 3 images are a pichachu pi\xf1ata, a snap shot of cracked, and Daniel Cornmier ( an Olympic medalist) shirtless with chicken |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:34:56): | We truely are the America dream |
| Diet Cuck | (00:35:09): | None |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:56:50): | Let is never forget |
| Too Many Cucks | (00:59:40): | This girl got a Bush for days |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (07:42:38): | Can we back up a sec. You sucked street nip? |
| Too Many Cucks | (07:47:48): | Last night was Hazey |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (07:49:44): | Sounds like street nip to me |
| Too Many Cucks | (07:50:53): | Say what you want. But boy howdy am I a good time |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (07:51:09): | Except for Tyler amirite |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (07:51:18): | You just stay the hell away from my nips |
| Too Many Cucks | (07:51:47): | You better have taken that tip to protect your nips |
| Too Many Cucks | (07:51:58): | Cause I'm coming Pete |
| Too Many Cucks | (07:52:03): | For dem nips |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (07:53:31): | I knew this day would come |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (07:55:26): | So do you want to be with this chick or were you just trying to dip your wick in some poison |
| Too Many Cucks | (07:55:50): | She is an intern who leaves for school in 2 weeks |
| Too Many Cucks | (07:56:10): | Call me John wick |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (07:56:45): | Ah gotcha. You just made a new man, going his own way, once Tyler finds out |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (07:56:52): | Or a red piller |
| Too Many Cucks | (07:57:15): | He cheated on her so it was kinda like a little revenge |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:23:41): | Lol people are so dumb |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:24:23): | Well I'm sure that relationship will be long and healthy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:06:21): | I hate Neil DeGrasse Tyson, he's done such a face to heel turn |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:06:48): | He used to just make me want to smoke weed and look at stars like scientist do but now he's just a smug butthole |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:14:53): | https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/748157273789300736 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:17:57): | None |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:22:53): | That's what happens when you get famous with the smug butthole crowd |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:24:04): | https://twitter.com/neiltyson?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:24:10): | here's his squad |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:24:25): | https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/748157603176419328 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:24:53): | this is the gayest thing i've ever seen and i've seen a shit ton of gay shit |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:24:22): | marc, cuck neil next |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:25:16): | Ill dick slap his wife and they slap him with the Bible screaming "it took God 7 days to make the earth and took me 3 minutes to make you bitch Nut" |
| Too Many Cucks | (11:32:00): | Be a man Hulk |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:32:28): | my brother used to listen to that whole album all the time |
| GroupMe | (11:33:03): | Too Many Cucks enabled Office Mode. Messages won't buzz your phone. |
| GroupMe | (11:33:19): | Too Many Cucks changed name to YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:34:45): | http://65.media.tumblr.com/11edc262a9231343a571428f213bd228/tumblr_n7qf3s0Krm1tdhshzo1_1280.jpg |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:35:48): | I have never actually been said to remember a celebrity is dead, unitl now |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:35:52): | i miss Rowdy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:41:18): | The Maniac loves you |
| Diet Cuck | (11:49:37): | The fuck is office mode |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:49:52): | It's for us wage slaves |
| Diet Cuck | (11:50:05): | Also, Zika is here boys. |
| Diet Cuck | (11:54:34): | Well leave this office shit on cause I'm gonna be a hermit for the next three weeks. GREs soon. Actually, just use the other groupme you have. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:00:17): | noice im starting the gre's next week. my vocab will become immense |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:01:05): | The Kool Kids Klub |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:15:33): | I wish I was a cool GRE kid \ufffd |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:16:16): | I was the first one for the GREs |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:16:19): | Hipster level |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:18:07): | once you guys all have your grad degrees, you can come to me if you want to learn the perspectives of the uneducated, unwashed masses |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:18:49): | Im just here for the Fat Cat Capitalism |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:33:22): | i can't wait to exploit the proles |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:41:02): | you guys see bill o reilly talking about slavery lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:41:22): | michelle obama talked about waking up in a house built by slaves |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:41:34): | he Fox News host pointed out\u2014just as a point of interest!\u2014that slaves working on the construction of the White House\u2019 were joined by free black, white, and immigrant labor, and that they were \u201cwell-fed and had decent lodgings provided by the government.\u201d |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:42:19): | He's said a lot of dumb shit before but this is pretty high up on the list |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:42:45): | What was he trying to say with this point lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:43:35): | idk just discredit michelles statement i think. "this house was built by slaves" "yea true but hey they were fed and sheltered at least!" i really don't know |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:43:49): | On Wednesday night, O\u2019Reilly brought up the subject again, expressing wonder at the pushback he got for his comments. He berated the media, professing an innocent historical investment in the topic. \u201cAs any honest historian knows, in order to keep slaves and free laborers strong, the Washington administration provided meat, bread, and other staples, also decent lodging on the grounds of the new presidential building. That is a fact. Not a justification, not a defense of slavery. Just a fact,\u201d O\u2019Reilly thundered. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:45:02): | can't explain that |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:45:18): | slaves go in, white house comes out, you can't explain that |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:45:53): | Fuck man |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:46:00): | this is what I hate so much about politics |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:46:03): | everything has to be partisan |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:46:14): | Like Michelle Obama can't even make a valid point, it has to be this partisan thing |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:47:20): | The fact that they always put down Michelle Obama, who is pretty much a model first lady, and praise Melania Trump, who is pretty much little more than a moist hole to put in a penis, is pretty disgusting |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:47:22): | im surprised he dind't go with "and we know what party freed the slaves" lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:47:56): | a lot of people don't like her just cause she's black |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:48:17): | yea my family says a lot of shit about her that is pretty obviously racially motivated |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:48:24): | its actually really disgusting, back at tri form, and at my new job here, i've heard people call her an ugly ape |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:48:27): | "she looks so masculine" kind of shit |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:48:29): | that's pretty fucked up |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:48:31): | yea |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:48:32): | yup i've heard that too |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:48:34): | that too |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:49:03): | "arms are too muscular, 2/10 would not bang" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:50:31): | also the fact people try to dismiss her trying to do good, cause she's only in the whitehouse cause obama was elected. she did go to harvard law, she's no dummy. but melania trump, an underwear model who can pass as an english speaker when needed, is the first lady we need |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:50:55): | meanwhile she's highly educated, has had a long career, done so much stuff for education, healthy living/obesity for kids, had a big thing for urban housing/poverty a few years ago etc |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:51:15): | but of course because of her last name it has to be partisan. what good has o'reilly ever done for anyone in society? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:51:37): | he gave them a new spin on the old tale of jesus's death |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:51:46): | and lincoln's death |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:51:50): | and JFK's death |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:52:12): | i thought he was in a no-spin zone |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:52:17): | next up "Killing O'Reilly" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:52:20): | his suicide memoir |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:53:08): | Bill O'Reilly is the only man with the moral fiber and fortitude to take down a vile man like Bill O'Reilly |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:53:11): | and HE KNOWS IT |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:54:03): | i have made it my goal for my 20s to become a more open minded/less negative/cynical person and it is really hard with all this bullshit white noise in this election |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:55:24): | i think it's ok to be cynical about what is the current situation as long as you're hopeful about it changing. it's hard not to by cynical. \xa055% of the population don't like hillary and 57% don't like trump. \xa0whoever is elected is essentially starting with a negative popularity rating lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:19:58): | my parents are going to see Hillary's America tonight lol |
| Diet Cuck | (14:23:31): | O boy |
| Diet Cuck | (14:23:53): | I more surprised hear that it's playing in theaters |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:24:27): | can't do worse than ghostbusters |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:25:59): | Hilary's America is going to be a sequel to Minority Report |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:26:18): | they cause woman to have abortions before they're even pregnant |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:27:50): | "the precog determines that one day you will have a child who will one experiment with socialism. pregnancy status: to be terminated" that unborn babys name? \xa0Albert Marx |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:29:11): | You can't terminate my child! He could be the next patriot, not a pinhead! |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:29:45): | If Hillary is president, we are all pinheads \ufffd |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:29:47): | \ufffd* |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:41:40): | my boss is an abusive boyfriend, and everyone who works here is his girlfriend |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:42:14): | he was yelling at my coworker, and then said to stay on top of things, and "don't make me do this again" as in yell at you again |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:42:39): | he also my other coworker Priscilla, that he only yells and is harsh cause he cares |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:54:49): | I go day drinking and eating sushi for 4 hours at Trump Soho and I come back to this |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:55:28): | i cant leave you guys alone with out you talking about "Equality" and "We should respect people for there actions" |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:55:34): | Im only here for the dick jokes |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:56:17): | For real though i love my job |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:59:21): | They let me go to the bathroom twice today, and they said if I meet my metrics next quarter I can get another two bathroom tokens. I love my job as well. |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:59:45): | Damn Pete, thats so much pooping |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:00:02): | you gotta be a regualatr as josh to take full advantage |
| Diet Cuck | (18:20:07): | I'm so regular that I scheduled my GREs for 530pm cause I knew it would fall after my second poop of the day |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (18:20:25): | If you have an extra 400 to 500 dollars. Trump soho is really nice |
| Diet Cuck | (18:24:02): | How are the tacos? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:31:45): | I've been to trump tower, It's aight |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:31:49): | For a cuck |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (19:07:51): | I may have helped put a person in prison today so I'm finally liking my job lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:17:26): | Did you call the cops to report a suspicious Muslim in the building |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:50:38): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (21:54:38): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (21:54:50): | My brother has a program called poke buddy running. It seems to automate the game pokemon go somehow? He has the task "farm pokestops" and "transfer bad pokemon" checked off |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (21:55:48): | I see now, on the map it's his character and it's moving automatically. He is automating pokemon go. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (21:56:38): | So what is the fun of the game lol |
| Diet Cuck | (21:57:49): | The profit margins |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (23:08:42): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (23:11:03): | https://youtu.be/TtbBqS8cyJk |
| Saturday, 30 July 2016 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (07:35:58): | None |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:23:18): | He's got a solid entourage |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:27:39): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (23:13:47): | None |
| Sunday, 31 July 2016 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:38:04): | #DicksOutForHarambe |
| Monday, 01 August 2016 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (07:58:22): | Do people actually believe this. Or is it kinda like the_donald. People on the outside think it's real but the people on thin side are either having a laugh or mentally handicapped |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:01:58): | Basketball player draymond green actually put his dick on his snap story with #dicksoutforharambe |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:08:09): | Google him and all you will see is him apologizing for it now lol |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:10:17): | http://www.businessinsider.com/kevin-roberts-on-women-in-leadership-roles-2016-7??r=UK&IR=T |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:10:24): | This is part of my company |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:10:28): | well parent compnay |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:10:43): | we just got an email condemning him |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:21:33): | We had a black president racism is over and once hillary is pres sexism will finally be over too #power |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:15:24): | Our next president |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:15:30): | None |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:53:21): | We elect a black man president, and as soon as he is about to leave we have the worst race relations in over 25 years. America has gone black and is uncertain if we will go back |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:59:41): | They moved my desk and now I sit across from my boss, next to person i report directly to and in front of the office of my VP. I have never been more productive then these last 2 hours |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:12:43): | I think it's the relations between cops and people which is intertwined with race that are the worst they've been. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:12:46): | And lol that sucks |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:12:57): | its like being made to sit next to the teacher cause you were bad in class |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:22:12): | I was good, but they wanted me to be closer to the team |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:23:05): | Oh no it is normally a good thing in the workplace lol. I got moved up to the first floor from the basement because I was doing good. \xa0Now no one calls my troglodyte anymore. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:25:11): | "Do all you idiots actually want Hillary to win or is it just your spite of Trump (the successful old white guy, heaven forbid) that makes you want to turn the US into Russia?\n\nWe developed this country to get away from anarchist rule not to go right back into it. Shit, by 2022 if the dems have their way I'll be a tranny using the rapist-friendly bathroom after I eat my Mexican falafel with curry in a POW camp run by Kim Jong Ding Dong and North Korea with my 5 kids, Juan, Muhammad, Jing Lee, Daqueesha, and Harabe, all because Hillary decided a peace pipe pow-wow at a mosque and arming the military with tasers was the best way to go." |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:25:27): | I love how pissed off people on reddit get about everything and how the first step is to always go to the extreme |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:46:41): | Thats the internet for you |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:48:01): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-_JhRJ0tWA |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:32:39): | None |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:35:31): | We might disagree on alot of issues, economic\xa0systems, abortions, whether Poodie\xa0Tang deserves 9 Oscars or 10. But we all agree on Dank Memes |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:36:39): | You could be a nazi, but if your nazi memes are dank, I'll at least listen |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:55:19): | 9% of our voting public determined our election would be Trump v Hillary. Only 9% of people participated in the primaries. \xa0We deserve this lol |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:27:37): | well you have to declare when you vote in primiaries |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:33:39): | Yea I'm just saying less than 1/10 eligble voters actually voted to decide it would be the shill v the donald |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:43:56): | I think they should let everyone vote for who they want |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:44:01): | like in the prmiaries |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:44:14): | like the top 4 parties everyone can vote |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:44:20): | Yea I agree. Some states allow you to declare when you vote. \xa0But the problem is that 9/10 people didn't even bother to vote |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:44:29): | I would have |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:44:37): | but i dont want to declare |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:44:40): | so i cant vote |
| Diet Cuck | (14:30:09): | http://time.com/4352797/ranked-choice-voting-maine-donald-trump/ |
| Diet Cuck | (14:30:19): | Ranked Choice Voting |
| Diet Cuck | (14:30:22): | That is all |
| Diet Cuck | (14:34:24): | https://youtu.be/pX1N37rPmHc |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:35:04): | What am I missing here |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:36:29): | We were talking how the Primary voice is wonky |
| Diet Cuck | (14:41:21): | In essence, only 4.5% of the American people actually voted for Trump to be the nominee. Same thing with Hillary. That's fucked |
| Diet Cuck | (14:41:48): | Majority of primary voters voted for someone other than Trump |
| Diet Cuck | (14:43:03): | But since it's a plurality wins system, Trump won. So if there's 17 candidates, and person with the most wins, Trump wins even if he only got 20% in the state. Because the other 80% was divided between 16 other candidates |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:44:23): | I dont want Bernie, Nor Hilliary, Nor Trump. This is the year 3rd parties can make a big splash getting there platforms\xa0out there since people dont\xa0like anyone |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:44:27): | I liked Rubio |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:44:32): | he would have been my guy |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:45:15): | If trump doesnt win, i can see Rubio coming out on top next time, since Ted shot himself in the foot and Trump just destroyed Jeb |
| Diet Cuck | (14:50:32): | Honestly, I don't think Ted did himself a disservice at all. I think it's gonna play real well in his future since he was the only one with the balls to try and stop Trump at the RNC |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:51:03): | I think its just saying he is Party first |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:51:10): | which might be good since Trumo |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:51:21): | but if it goes back to normal then no it wont |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:51:30): | this Election is just a dumpster fire, |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:05:44): | Rubio actually had some good idea's regarding college credits and payment. it wasn't ideal but it was progress. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:05:54): | Marc, how are things with street nip girl? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:06:03): | Boy Howdy |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:06:11): | Do i have some stories |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:06:41): | c'mon |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:06:45): | you can't blue ball us like this |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:06:56): | we're all taken or celibate against our will (josh) |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:07:53): | So she has a boyfriend, and she wakes up and tells him, then she say it was a mistake blah blah blah i was drunk i dont know what happened blah blah blah, she know she is the one who kissed me and i being the tank i am, well i was drunk but remembered everything |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:08:13): | so she asked can we pretend we just kissed a little bit |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:08:16): | i was like sure |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:08:25): | oh instead of sucking nip in the middle of the street? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:08:46): | you just kissed? at least thats the story she wants to tell the bf? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:08:53): | So she says can you send a snap chat saying i kissed her |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:08:59): | i go sure |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:09:01): | and i send it |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:09:13): | and then she is like i dont want this to be weird about this |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:09:18): | i say i wont |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:09:30): | so rewind to that night |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:09:36): | lolol "hey remember when we kissed and I definitely didn't suck your nip in public" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:09:46): | was this snap chat to show her bf proving you only kissed? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:09:56): | she screen shoted it |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:10:03): | what ever lie she needs to say i dont really care |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:10:09): | no my chair not my problem |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:10:20): | but i know three things |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:10:26): | one she is a terrible kisser |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:10:34): | two them nips pierced |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:10:47): | and three, if i wanted street penertation i could have had it |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:11:01): | but i didnt want to bang my intern in an alley with out a condom |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:11:09): | yea, gotta be responsible |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:11:21): | here's a tip, stop at the nip |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:11:22): | so we have more happy hours |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:11:28): | and she will drink |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:11:34): | and then tell me all teh same things |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:11:36): | she like me |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:11:43): | blah blah blah |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:11:46): | and ill push her off |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:11:53): | and then move onto my next conquest |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:12:16): | there is a 29 year old at work who wants me, she aint great |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:12:22): | you know pushing her off will only make her want you amore |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:12:25): | but im more in it for the storeies |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:12:34): | I know |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:12:37): | but i have the power |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:12:43): | BITCH IM HEMAN |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:12:57): | lol is she your intern specifically or just an intern in general |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:13:15): | specifically |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:13:21): | like i give her work |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:13:57): | its what ever, at my job people bang all the time |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:14:11): | im gunna\xa0go after Hannah next |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:14:40): | Hannah actually cute |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:14:56): | but my intern is indian, so im\xa0multicultiral\xa0meow |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:16:06): | just be careful |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:16:09): | don't shit where you eat |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:16:12): | or fuck where you eat |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:17:36): | i try not to |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:17:40): | but also |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:17:45): | i dont care |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:17:55): | i aint trying to find a wife |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:18:03): | i need like a nurse or a teacher |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:18:07): | down home girl |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:18:23): | where i will make all the money and bang hot starlets |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:18:32): | or just her |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:18:39): | I want to be Arie Gold |
| Diet Cuck | (15:19:20): | \u201cRomance in the Workplace\u201d https://doing.biz/romance-in-the-workplace-96548196c005 |
| Diet Cuck | (15:19:34): | Fuck your way to the top Marc |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:19:53): | http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-i-m-not-a-role-model-just-because-i-dunk-a-basketball-doesn-t-mean-i-should-raise-your-charles-barkley-1-84-35.jpg |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:20:05): | i could have fucked the top |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:20:09): | while her on top |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:20:19): | I live a weird life |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:24:19): | oh yea |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:24:30): | when you blew it with the hot rich CEO who was drunk and wanted to bang you |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:24:34): | good job rtard |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:30:56): | Hey, i can hit it |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:31:02): | just gotta figure out when |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (18:00:17): | who wants to go see some titties |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (18:24:39): | Strip club? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (18:35:58): | or hit on your interens |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (18:47:21): | where was that link to see who will win the predinecy |
| Diet Cuck | (19:14:12): | http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=mobilebar&v=1 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:38:20): | okay, so im waiting for some reports to run |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:38:26): | and i went on reddit |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:38:57): | and saw on the Donald that\xa0trump tweeted something off teh\xa0website, so i looked |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:39:09): | and then i figured lets look at the replies |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:39:17): | one person says shut up |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:39:29): | a person replies that he shouldnt if its true |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:39:43): | then guy one says he is terrible |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:40:04): | Trump guys says at least he doesnt love teh\xa0KKK |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:40:08): | like hiliary |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:40:15): | Guy one says prove it |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:40:45): | Now, i think the trump guy's eye must have blown the fuck up and the showed the hillary KKK guys |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:40:59): | literlally his life gaol was achivedn then and there |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (22:06:24): | you know whats more important than electing our next president? electing your next waifu. \xa0exhibit A) |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (22:06:30): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (22:06:37): | need I say more |
| Tuesday, 02 August 2016 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (06:49:28): | Lol @ you suckers dating 3Ds. They are not pure |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (08:08:17): | You wouldn't have a used sex doll |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (08:08:29): | So why a used women. I only date pure |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:04:50): | handdad + freaky friday = |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:05:08): | son, mom, and hand dad finish eating at a weird Chinese restaurant, hand dad opens a up a fortune cookie that says "you don't really know how hard anyone has it until you walk a mile in their shoes"\nthe mom says "yea, you don't know how hard I have it" to which hand dad scoffs "cmon, I'm a fucking hand attached to a teenage son"\nthen the electricity goes out and you see their souls switch, but nothing happens...till the next morning\nthen the mom wakes up and realizes she is now the hand, hand dad wakes up and realizes he's the wife\nand by the eend\nthe wife realizes hand dad does have it hard, and hand dad realizes he'd rather be a hand than a woman |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:10:50): | put me back in the fucking hand! i can't stand another episode of the view |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:18:16): | marc your doppelganger at my job |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:18:18): | just got fired |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:18:19): | again |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:19:31): | i heard if you fire him 3 times that's when you get the real savings |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:20:37): | and just like that |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:20:51): | i become the most attractive man in the office |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:20:59): | the iron throne is mine |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:21:33): | how's it feel to be the office hunk |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:26:32): | I feel strangely powerful |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:26:40): | I'm work-hot now |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:26:42): | by default |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:32:17): | until he hires some hunk |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:32:53): | man ill be so pissed |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:32:57): | better get in shape before then |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:37:34): | yea i have no shot being work hunk |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:38:06): | I'm in the Future Hunks training program at work |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (14:38:17): | they are grooming us now so that way when we hit 40 we can ruin marriages |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:41:04): | Pfft, im already there Pete |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:41:07): | by that time you'll be a rich hunk and get the half asian variety wives |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:01:33): | so apparently someone just stole one of rene's jokes and he called him out on it |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:01:38): | are we missing something here |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:05:01): | what like a real comedian stole one of rene's jokes? did they make it funny somehow? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:05:14): | idk it was another twitter comedy person like rene |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:05:18): | and it was the same unfunny joke |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:05:30): | do you think rene might actually be funny |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:07:26): | is it possible we're the unfunny ones? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:07:30): | No, it's Rene who is wrong |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:09:38): | it's the only logical explanation |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:45:38): | what was the joke? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:49:55): | Spagetti and Meatballs |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:10:37): | Savage |
| Diet Cuck | (19:37:37): | Wait, so what was Rene's joke that was stolen |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (23:53:50): | I'm like 8 years late to this party. And just finished gears 2. Did Marcus and Anya have a romance I just missed or is it flushed out int the 3rd game |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (23:53:58): | Cause I know they bang |
| Wednesday, 03 August 2016 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (07:24:05): | No they just shoehorned it in |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (07:24:19): | Third game has a weird story even for gears standards |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (07:24:34): | Dom becomes a farmer and Cole has an existential crisis |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (08:04:54): | "Does the Cole Train really run on whole grain. Or does whole grain run on the Cole train" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:52:59): | "Am I Cole Train or a Coal Train? WHO AM IIIII?" |
| Diet Cuck | (13:23:20): | Check out @Morning_Joe's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/760790261370753025?s=09 |
| Diet Cuck | (13:23:29): | This is frightening |
| Diet Cuck | (13:25:25): | Trump asked why if we have nukes we can't use them |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:28:12): | he does raise a good point |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:28:37): | if we nuke every other country then there is nobody left to compare the US against, ergo America is Great Again |
| Diet Cuck | (13:31:03): | But then we're also the worst |
| Diet Cuck | (13:31:10): | So leave Mexico intact |
| Diet Cuck | (13:31:17): | They can be the worst |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:52:06): | http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/ |
| Diet Cuck | (13:57:24): | Yeah it ain't looking good for him |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:20:33): | Nate Silver of 538 has been wrong so much this election I don't really give him any credence anymore at least for this cycle |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:22:01): | I also think a lot of people don't want to tell people they're voting trump but will once they're in the voting booth |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:22:18): | apparently those nuke comments, Joe heard from a guy who had a confidential talk with trump |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:22:18): | and apparently they were from months ago |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:22:36): | this is truly the finale of sienfeld |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:09:41): | Just got this email from my mom |
| Diet Cuck | (19:47:00): | How do people believe this shit |
| Diet Cuck | (19:47:34): | Like I can conceive of president Trump saying he wants to do that |
| Thursday, 04 August 2016 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:32:30): | Please forward that to me lol |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (08:47:53): | This has never happened to me before until now. \n\nA girl with on tinder sent me nude snap chats. And one was of downtown. I have never been so disgusted in my life. I stopped talking to her. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:01:50): | so my coworker may be being let go on his birthday |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:01:52): | talk about a shit birthday |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:07:33): | http://www.nj.com/cumberland/index.ssf/2016/08/panic_confusion_disbelief_in_911_mix-up_police_sho.html |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:36:28): | so looks like there may be production issues for my bosses film |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:36:48): | remember how we looked up that old movie, This is Who I Am |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:37:00): | and it used to be called American Mobster: Miami Shakedown |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:37:32): | apparently that production company claims to own the name american mobster |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:45:15): | New plan |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:45:23): | we make a movie about making this movie |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:46:18): | ah yes, meta hippy jew humor |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:46:40): | Oh Vey, what are we gunna do about the name |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:54:00): | Brian how many people work at your company? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:54:05): | like sub 20? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:57:11): | I wanna know how many people my company would have to fire to be the same percent as letting Fake Marc go |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:05:05): | well before we let anyone go, there are 2 partners, me, new girl, the 2 joes (russian and marc variety), the milf receptionist, and after that 2 part time people |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:05:40): | so 9 if you count part time people. 7 if you don't. \xa0equivalent to firing 11-14% of your staff |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:10:41): | my copmany would let go 30-40 people to match Joes, and my umbrella company would have to let go around 550 people |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:10:51): | Brian you are worth 550 of me |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:10:57): | i feel so powerful |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:11:09): | now if only i was paid 550x more |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:11:58): | said the socialist |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:12:20): | i kid |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:12:25): | i love squalor |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:12:32): | Brian dont deny, we know you are fat capitalist pig like us |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:12:37): | nah lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:12:45): | everyday i go deeper in the rabbit hole |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:12:54): | soon ill end up in china or something |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:13:11): | http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0cxFUDrujZM/U7aAzmRm9DI/AAAAAAAAmMk/geFLvlIWE2M/s1600/capitalist+pig+2+copy+copy.jpg |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:13:14): | i did do great today so far in the stock market though, made more there than a full days salary |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:13:51): | lol you guys see the forbes article recently where a rich man was saying the 99% of the population should have some sympathy for the 1% who won't be able to sustain their lavish lifestyles in retirement |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:14:56): | None |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:16:51): | Most Homeless people are mentally ill people |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:17:06): | and should be helped |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:17:24): | i misspelt exterminated, my b |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:19:56): | we are all very different people brought together by our love for dank weed and dank memes |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:20:11): | all i want is a dank life |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:25:42): | Look at all this labor I exploited today. Think I'm gonna quit my job and just exploit full time. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:32:01): | seriously though the stock market is so silly |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:32:30): | after Pokemon Go, nitendo's stock went up a bit and it's market cap really grew |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:32:45): | then the stock went back down when the investors realized Nitendo didn't actually create Pokemon Go |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:52:37): | Thats captailism |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:53:01): | crapitalism amirite gaylords |
| Diet Cuck | (11:53:15): | https://youtu.be/uZoFNVhEfpE |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:54:25): | ill watch that when im not at work |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:08:44): | http://i.imgur.com/Kl7RrSS.gifv |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:09:54): | someone needs to edit a lazer coming out of her mouth |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:10:33): | http://i.imgur.com/pBjNj1z.gifv |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:30:37): | I want to read her emails to find the stupid ones, like "hey bill working late, get Chinese for dinner" |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:30:54): | or when she replied all to a company wide email |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:31:02): | oh I was reading through some of htem |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:31:07): | many of them remind me of my boss actually lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:31:28): | I found one where she was asking her assistant to set up a drink with this 5 star general. aka going to pound town |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:31:51): | most are her employees sending her the recent articles about her, and her fowarding them to her assistant "Pls print" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:32:57): | another one, she was sent a article, and she forwarded it the jewish guy who was her aid unofficially (obama said she couldn't bring him into the whitehouse, he's rumored to be the source of the obama/kenya connection). |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:33:17): | so she's sent an article that seemed straightforward and she forwards it to this guy with the message "What is this" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:34:43): | she's such a dumb b, it's obvious for many emails she doesn't read them and just forwards them to have someone else give her the analysis |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:34:47): | which is what my boss does |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:34:49): | to me |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:34:50): | which I hate |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:34:55): | QED I hate clinton |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:51:46): | a vote for clinton is a vote for your boss printing out emails |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:46:30): | I forgot to tell you guys a pretty funny story about Gokusnake so here we go |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:47:31): | Last weekend I was over Haley's grandparents who were out for the week. It was me Haley Evan Nick and Cori there. \xa0When it gets to evening Nick Cori and Evan start having a few drinks. \xa0And Nick starts telling us about a feud he's having at work |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:48:00): | where does he work? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:48:23): | A glass sheet factory I think, they make windows, something related to that |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:48:28): | ok |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:48:32): | CONTINUE |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:48:37): | It's about a video game. Some guy at his work say's he plays Street Fighter and he's good at it, and I guess he tells Nick he could beat him. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:48:43): | Bad move |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:48:50): | And Nick goes on this rant about how' he's been playing this since the 80's, the orginal |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:49:11): | And that "I'm a Gamer. You don't fuck with a Gamer on a game he says he's good at" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:49:22): | he repeated that or some version of it many times |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:50:12): | So anyways, its the evening after work, they were supposed up to play on the PS4 network at like 6 or something. Nick get's a message from the guys GF over the PS4 Network " hey so and so is away, he said he'll be on in 20 minutes" |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:50:33): | lol i like where this is going |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:50:58): | Now the fact that this guy had his gf message Nick was a huge thing to him. "What a bitch move having your girlfriend message me saying you're not there. \xa0But whatever, I decided I'd wait. \xa0But he doesn't show up for an hour and a half so I got off" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:51:10): | the next day at work |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:51:27): | he brags about how he kept calling this guy a bitch for having his girlfriend message him and a pussy for not showing up |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:51:42): | he even mentioned one time when the guy was like "seriously, still" and nick replied "all day" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:51:52): | like he was proud about holding this grudge over not playing street fighter |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:52:40): | the guy got pissed I guess and told him he could kick his ass in Street fighter and nick said nah stfu, play me. then he got another coworkers attention and asked "you know me. \xa0I'm a gamer. \xa0do I fuck around with the games I play?" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:52:46): | and the coworker responded in the negative |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:53:10): | I'm sure everyone who knows him knows him is aware of how much he plays, it comes up a lot lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:53:30): | i want to challenge him to street fighter so badly and then not show up |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:53:39): | so then he goes on "look I could understand if the guy was in the middle of the god of war games, and wanted to finish them before playing me, cool I get it. but to have his GIRLFRIEND message ME, just a straight up bitch move" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:53:49): | lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:54:11): | im gonna look up a cheap combo with the cheapest character, memorize it and try to beat him |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:54:17): | button mash it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:54:44): | I have pretty good reaction speed now due to playing fifa and sitting 5 inches away so I can watch the feet |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:54:47): | so I think I can do it |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:55:09): | Nah, just have an actual street fight |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:55:10): | just know one thing, you don't fuck with a gamer with his games |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:55:17): | https://youtu.be/cTdQ7Xx4Q34?t=11s |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:55:32): | Brian I will train you, first lesson, dick kick |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:55:33): | he bragged about how his son will beat evan in videogames soon |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:55:57): | I guess people have different dreams for their kids |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:55:57): | you are going to marry into a weird famiuly |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:55:57): | i feel like half of what gokusnake says sounds like a monologue you'd expect to hear from a 7th grader before he opens fire on his classmates in the cafeteria with the gun he brought from home |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:56:24): | I've actually talked to Cori more and she is pretty normal |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:57:02): | Haley's family is not weird really. It's just Nick who married into it |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:57:54): | no offense but what does Cori see in The Master Gamer |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:58:43): | Not sure. they have a long history together. \xa0they met on myspace and bonded over Korn and slipknot |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:00:43): | i guess it's true what they say, opposites attract |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:05:50): | Well if everyone who marries in is weird |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:06:03): | then what does that say about you brian |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:06:07): | i guess im weird too |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:06:19): | also i miss Dante, Pete have Jessie call Dante |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:06:21): | idk i've had their aunt's tell me they like me while drunk, that im the good one |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:06:23): | i miss him |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:06:24): | yea where's dante |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:06:37): | whats |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:06:41): | whats dante take on this |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:06:48): | lets have dante run a diagnostic |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:06:58): | The Dante Down Low |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:07:07): | Dante says the systems are coming in too hot |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:07:30): | Just like him and he rips off his pants |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:07:36): | Also marc how do you feel about the fact that if i marry into jessie's family, thre is a possibility that her sister's boyfriend becomes my brother in law |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:08:19): | and then we have an arnold schwarzenegger/danny devito twins relationship |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:08:19): | Then i can sneak into his gym |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:08:35): | That man was huge |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:08:41): | yea he's a monster |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:08:45): | and better then me in everyway |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:08:50): | expect i dont have a kid |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:08:54): | so net even |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:09:27): | I hope his daughter looks like her mom |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:09:29): | yea having a kid this young is like a -1000 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:09:52): | but he played college ball, getting a masters from columbia in poli sci and was a tank, so |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:10:05): | the best thing is that the kid's mom is like 5'11" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:10:19): | oh that kid is from a different girl? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:10:23): | yea |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:10:24): | i thought it was from jessies sis |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:10:25): | ohhh |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:10:33): | no her sister hates kids lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:10:38): | lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:11:03): | when she was going to first meet her bf's daughter she said she was nervous because she didnt know what she would talk about with her lol |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:11:46): | "So the wiggles still a thing" |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:13:42): | My man goal is to be him |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:14:03): | exepect the masters, i dont need that |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:14:09): | or the random assualts |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:15:03): | yea he loves his random assaults |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:43:31): | so i got the all clear from my docotr |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:43:42): | so we can do stupid shot for my birthday |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:43:58): | maybe a nice steak dinner and cigars |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (18:55:32): | Seems legit |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:17:52): | Wanna do something next weekend? |
| Diet Cuck | (20:54:51): | I'm gonna be sheltered until the 19th |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (21:33:05): | Sounds GREat |
| Friday, 05 August 2016 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (07:18:16): | None |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (07:18:26): | We will figure it out |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (07:18:42): | When do you go into hibernation josh |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:04:51): | i think he's in hibernation now |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:04:54): | http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/08/03/487640479/75-percent-of-americans-say-they-eat-healthy-despite-evidence-to-the-contrary?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20160803 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:06:08): | i feel like 90% of americans dont even know what eating healthy constitutes |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:06:25): | and food companies all disguise their shit as being healthy, i.e. whole wheat or all natural baked chips |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:06:40): | that being said i have been eating like garbage for the last two or three weeks |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:07:13): | looks like we switched |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:07:20): | i've been among the strictest i've ever been |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:08:45): | https://i.sli.mg/hCcWbp.gif |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:09:00): | grocery shopping and cooking are the banes of my existence |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:09:10): | grocery store is my home away from home |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:09:30): | and cooking is actually something I enjoy and take pride in |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:09:39): | but recently i've just been lazy. it's just been a shit ton of salads lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:11:22): | grocery shopping is just so time consuming and expensive so i put it off lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:11:33): | and i think i wouldnt mind cooking so much if i didnt have to do it after work |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:12:50): | yea that's why I usually just cook in bulk now just so I won't have to later. idk i like grocery shopping and cooking for people. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:13:11): | i want to hire you as my personal chef |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:13:30): | aka mom |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:14:25): | you got it, i work for weed |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:15:50): | my nigga |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:15:57): | my mom doesn't cook anymore |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:16:02): | now she asks ME whats for dinner |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:16:04): | i hate it |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:16:08): | http://www.bloomingfieldfarmvt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dandelions.jpg |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:16:15): | All that dank weed |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:59:55): | yesterday was Obama's birthday. On it he released an article he wrote "This is what a Feminist Looks Like" |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:32:30): | http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/CMD-rLdWgAAEIXq.jpg-large-300x533.jpeg |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:32:49): | if you arent attracted to her you are a misogynistic pig |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:36:04): | what is that shit sagging out of her shirt |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:36:06): | are those the boobs |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:36:15): | or a front butt |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:36:27): | front butt is the worst butt |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:39:11): | Its the FUPA |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:39:30): | FUPA Chulupa belly of the buddha |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:39:43): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiUxt3hTi7A |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:40:09): | http://i.imgur.com/Xm0P7Jw.gif |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:15:52): | https://imgur.com/a/2CvHq |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:16:08): | holy shit that gif is like a fucking lava lamp on crack |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:42:07): | wasnt clinton\xa0kicking the shit out of trump |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:42:15): | like more then that now |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:42:23): | like she at like 70 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:43:28): | 538 has clinton at 75% |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:44:17): | click the picture |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:44:24): | there's a second picture that explains how it happened |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:44:34): | oh shit it didn't go through old on |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:44:49): | None |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:44:55): | but the NY times has trump at 40 to and hill dog at 45 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:48:21): | yea i don't trust 538 at all this election. 1) his bias is obvious now and 2) he's been very wrong. \xa0if we assume his predictions are right, we are living in the .0001% chance universe lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:57:58): | http://imgur.com/Pm3imzy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:58:10): | nate silver is just a cuck who think's he knows math but he doesn't know true math |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:47:17): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRCWTrOrN5M |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:52:24): | here it is the RNC - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs6HrFJmzis |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:52:28): | dnc is part 2 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:50:55): | None |
| Diet Cuck | (16:50:27): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwH034Z3MrU |
| Diet Cuck | (16:50:45): | premier is tonight after eric andr\xe9 |
| Diet Cuck | (16:52:55): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-KNQRQJ-sk |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:05:57): | I'm pretty stoked. Apparently it was censored a bit tho |
| Diet Cuck | (17:08:52): | i would assume that's the case. apparently eric andre was set to have 2 trannies fucking next to hannibal duing an interview with a guest, but legal shut him down |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (18:49:18): | We have had that same discussion about renting lol |
| Saturday, 06 August 2016 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:29:13): | i enjoyed that |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:31:38): | the sketch about bullying kids was my favorite |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (08:29:08): | http://vader.joemonster.org/upload/rvf/152327054b2eccdgiphy.gif |
| Diet Cuck | (10:24:09): | Eric Andre was at the top of his game |
| Diet Cuck | (10:24:29): | MDE was pretty good too |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:02:05): | Yea both were solid |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:02:38): | Charles from MDE should get into acting, he was so good in the football thing |
| Diet Cuck | (12:03:28): | i loved the awkward teen angst |
| Diet Cuck | (15:20:04): | My dad just watched the episode of Eric Andre. He loved it. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:28:49): | It's the perfect show for father son bonding |
| Monday, 08 August 2016 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:20:36): | Sunday we are having a BBQ |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:20:40): | invited |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:34:44): | I hope your mom smokes something again lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:34:53): | also I got the blu ray final cut of my bosses film |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:38:32): | i hope the sex scene is still intact |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:42:16): | oh well the woman in it, her/her family are complaining and wanted it edited/reshot because you can see her nip for a sec |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:43:09): | god forbid |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:43:29): | it was art until you saw the corner of her nip |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:53:17): | she cute though? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:53:41): | nips the size of pepperoni? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:54:13): | she aight but you can barely see the nip |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:54:24): | tinier then deli pepperoni, but bigger than lunchables pepperoni |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:54:40): | so like normal pizza |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:55:02): | yea |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:55:06): | https://www.pizzahut.com/assets/w/tile/thor/Pepperoni_Lovers_Pizza.png |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:00:20): | i would love to suck on some perky pepperoni pizza right now |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:09:44): | only in the street |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:13:20): | listen, you guys gotts suck some street nip now |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:37:45): | None |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:38:12): | lennon in the streets harambe in the sheets |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:55:55): | would you guys be interested in going to a Red Bulls game on Saturday, to celebrate Mr. Ruggerio's Fateful Orgasm 25 years ago |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:11:50): | Da Fuq is that |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:14:18): | MLS |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:15:04): | they were previously known as The Metrosexual Stars |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:15:12): | at least that's what my dad called them |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:15:50): | i could go |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:15:54): | we can take the train |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:16:01): | the path drops you right there |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:24:14): | get blitzed |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:24:20): | fight soccer hooligans |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:24:32): | that's the dream innit |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:32:35): | I thought street nip was the dream |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:54:01): | I have texted teh same thing on tinder so many times that my phone autocompletes it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:54:12): | whats your line |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:54:56): | "did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause your face is all fucked up" |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:06:02): | Bitch you fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then it fell on top of oyu |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:06:46): | then they go "oh shit my v is wet" |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:07:32): | then i go, that shit stank |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:07:39): | but id futz with it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:27:31): | you've all seen Air Bud right |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:44:45): | yea |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:44:47): | there's Air Bud, Bud where he plays volley ball, bud where he plays football |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:44:54): | but you know the one field he never stepped foot on? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:44:56): | the battlefield |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:45:04): | introducing Army Bud |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:45:18): | Army Bud : Dogs of War |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:45:41): | oh dude that's grat |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:45:42): | http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTU1NzYyNDQyNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzgzOTUxMQ@@._V1_UY268_CR2,0,182,268_AL_.jpg |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:46:02): | looks like that made it with Christopher Walken as AirBud |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:46:33): | does that movie feature a dog as a sniper and explosives expert? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:56:14): | Duh |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:56:48): | "Air Bud, I need you to run a diagnostic on that suspected IED 100 m up the road." "bark bark" |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:58:39): | "OH MY GOD A SUICIDED BOMBER", faint gunshot heard in the\xa0distance, bomber falls to the ground, Zoom in to see air bud in a trees sniping. " Looks like he was barking up the right tree" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:59:08): | "Air bud you saved us again!" "Bark bark" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:59:23): | everytime air bud responds, its the same clip of him barking twice with the same background, no matter where they actually are |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:14:39): | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e6/fd/e7/e6fde7d324d3e077aca1e7177c0d2f59.jpg |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:29:19): | Cannot un see |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:29:41): | when the fuck did we get ice cream |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:31:39): | http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljk4ypGH2W1qak9qho1_500.png |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:32:31): | The special olympics okayed that movie |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:56:44): | fellas |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:56:54): | i have a full script of American Mobster, episode 1 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:58:19): | 40 pages |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:06:20): | oh this one features some courtroom sex |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:58:38): | My VP just emailed me while she was in the bathroom |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:58:45): | and another sex scene that involves some gun play B) |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:02:09): | My boss has a habit of going into the bathroom and then talking to me through the wall |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:03:45): | yea but your boss is an ugly man |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:03:53): | mines a pretty attractive women |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:04:09): | the uglier you are the more you talk while you poop |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:04:13): | thats a fact |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:36:26): | My intern's last day is Friday, do i got for the street penetration or just stick with the story i gained of street nip |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:36:07): | None |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:43:25): | Is that a hooker crying? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (18:06:13): | I found Brians First message to Haley |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (18:06:14): | http://i.imgur.com/0p5pCtr.jpg |
| Diet Cuck | (21:00:45): | https://youtu.be/cDFOL_5eZlw |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (23:46:07): | They've taken all our ideas |
| Tuesday, 09 August 2016 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:15:25): | you guys coming Sunday, im\xa0trying to get a head count |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:31:52): | Yessir |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:32:12): | I'll also be at your BBQ \U0001f60e |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:36:26): | http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/5886/what-are-the-lonely-island-s-funniest-lyrics-1979713539-jun-11-2013-1-600x450.jpg |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:12:09): | me and haley will be at the bbq |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:12:15): | also god damn it i can't believe couch dad is a thing |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:12:26): | the only thing their missing is the origin of how he came to be couch dad |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:12:36): | but all you need is christopher walken as the owner of a couch store and you're set |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:20:51): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:20:57): | this is how I imagine we look |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:28:38): | http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qOVO7SnBSlA/VV3CemCF86I/AAAAAAAAAcM/37bM07NUE58/s1600/power2.png |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:28:44): | but this is how we feel |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:29:00): | thats what I see when I look in the mirror |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:29:09): | I'm not a scrawny white boy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:29:13): | I'm three muscular black men |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:09:47): | https://gfycat.com/HelplessMistyDunnart |
| Diet Cuck | (13:32:45): | Sorry Marcy. Can't make it to your shindig. |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:33:00): | Its cool |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:33:04): | i know you got the GREs |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:33:12): | plus the puppy hates Jews |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:33:12): | his dog would have torn into your goyim flesh anyways |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:33:40): | His Full name is Wesley "The Third Riech" Ruggiero |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:52:17): | You know that boner you get when you crush the hopes and dreams of a minority? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:53:49): | I know that boner when I steal time away from my company by spending more time pooping than I really need to |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:54:19): | Eating fiber is the greatest |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:54:27): | more time paid to poop |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:54:51): | Anyone else want to make Shit Stats with me? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:55:04): | we track your poops or time and weight |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:55:13): | and you can compete with friends |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:56:44): | I had a 1.2 pound fart this morning somehow |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:56:50): | I don't even know it was possible |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:56:59): | But yea ShitStats sounds great actually |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:57:03): | you farted 1.2 pounds |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:57:26): | is methane nitrogen and CO2 heavier then air? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:57:32): | I'm not sure |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:57:52): | isnt air like 90 something nitrogen |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:58:17): | I just know I woke up, pissed, weighed myself. 172.2. \xa0I go back to lay down for a second cause I don't want to go to work and let a long fart rip. \xa0think it'd be funny to weigh myself again not expecting anything and all of a sudden im 171, \xa0I checked multiple times and I was 171. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:58:32): | I didn't believe it myself |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:58:49): | then I took an average size dump and thought I'd check again, and I didn't lose anything extra |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:58:56): | I think physics is bullshit |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:59:09): | you weigh 171 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:59:15): | what are you a women |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:59:28): | no man should be under 450lbs |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:59:33): | yup almost back to the 160s after my years long absence |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:59:37): | real men have curves |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:00:03): | http://i.imgur.com/au7kcMP.jpg |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:00:42): | id like to know my optimal size |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:01:02): | i took a test in college and it said no body fat id be 215lbs |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:01:16): | id like to know what it is now |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:01:36): | go to a Dextra center |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:01:40): | I kind of want to go to one too |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:01:44): | find out my exact BF |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:01:50): | nah i dont want to go be a scietologsit |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:04:24): | I feel like im in a sitcom, im\xa0talking to like 4 girls from tinder, didnt\xa0put any names in phones |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:04:45): | so im waiting until i find the coatcheck\xa0girl right infront of me the whole time |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:04:59): | that was the year of the gas leak |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:05:59): | you don't even got nicknames like tits magee, the ass, butterface or blonde bitch? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:22:00): | no |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:22:21): | Its big Titties, big titties, big titties and short hair big titties |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:22:33): | oh ones a virgin |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:22:53): | don't fuck the virgin lol |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:23:01): | But i wann |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:23:08): | ive take 3 v cards |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:23:13): | I wanna collect them all |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:23:20): | want to make it an even 4 huh |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:23:53): | its just a numbers game |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:24:03): | theres a girl at work im gunna\xa0bang |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:24:17): | i even got street nips telling me the girl wants to bang me |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:24:23): | plus street nips does too |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:24:27): | im a hot comedity |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:28:20): | I might be work Hot |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:30:13): | whos this work girl |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:30:17): | is she in your dept |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:30:23): | a superior or lower level |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:31:07): | She a superviosr |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:31:10): | not my deparmtent |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:31:17): | a little crazy |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:31:20): | big tits |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:31:23): | drinks alot |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:31:24): | how big |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:31:34): | at least DD |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:31:35): | and how much |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:31:41): | as much as me |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:32:20): | hmm |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:32:26): | as your love life advisor |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:32:30): | i'd say boink her |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:32:46): | Brian are you trying to live Vicarsley through me? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:32:57): | So what |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:32:57): | im cool with it, |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:33:27): | It's not like I'll ever tinder again, until the tinder where married couples can meet other cool married couples becomes a thing |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:33:34): | ill have a little picture of you in my wallet, and everything i see a girl, Just go, Do it for Brian |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:33:42): | That should be a thing |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:33:43): | takes all the pressure off |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:33:47): | It should |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:33:48): | Lets got on it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:33:55): | right after I said it I wondered why it wasn't |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:34:02): | especially for married people with kids |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:34:09): | it's not like they have time to make friends |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:34:19): | or even couples with not other couple friends |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:34:48): | a Friendr |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:34:59): | it would turn into wife swap |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:35:26): | or in Goku Snakes case, trading his wife to bang Evan and Brian |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:36:39): | he said i would bang his wife and he'd say he'd bang haley but then end up waking up with evan |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:36:59): | i think it's my sweet ass he's actually after though |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:38:35): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86NTk2woxPU |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:43:02): | Holy shit was Community so good for 2 seasons |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:43:47): | Any of you guys want to sing Some where out there with me? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:03:56): | http://imgur.com/66bfxxx |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:55:01): | https://i.redd.it/jqj6u8s6mcex.jpg |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:55:25): | that guy only likes white artic foxes |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:37:38): | so trump just made a joke about assassinating hilary clinton lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:37:47): | http://www.vox.com/2016/8/9/12415644/donald-trump-second-amendment-joke |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:47:16): | is it surpising though |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:47:46): | also im like 97% Hiliary\xa0has actually hired some people to kill people |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:48:13): | so as americans we fucked |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:54:17): | So apparently there's interest from HBO for my boss's show |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:55:27): | it's all in the sauce scen |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:55:29): | scene |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:56:40): | they liked the music and direction but thought they'd be getting a full pilot |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:59:27): | so now they're filming it huh |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:59:30): | i told him if he's actually signed by HBO i will write for him lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:59:32): | yea |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:59:38): | gonna shoot the whole pilot now |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:59:42): | also Nino admitted he can't write |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:59:53): | so now my boss wants to write the pilot and wants my help |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:02:17): | this is it, kid |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:02:19): | the big time |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:02:20): | ya made it |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:02:32): | make sure to pepper in "gabagool" |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:06:42): | who is Nino |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:06:49): | like construction Nino |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:06:58): | ill write for him too |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:07:24): | "That Nigger a Faggot" I feel like your boss would love that |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:07:33): | brian this is your shot to add in a little hand dad |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:08:47): | "I'm walking here!" - Nino "yea were walking here!" - ninos hand dad |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:09:03): | perfect |
| Diet Cuck | (17:15:14): | HBO? there is no way that is possible |
| Diet Cuck | (17:15:27): | you should see the email that your boss is basing this off of |
| Diet Cuck | (17:15:59): | he's probably hyping himself up based on an email saying, "o, this looks great" from some lowly schmuck working at HBO |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:16:06): | I heard him talking on the phone |
| Diet Cuck | (17:16:24): | with who? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:17:02): | It's a personal friend. Not sure. I'd literally would put everything else on hold to write got hbo though but that's probably a pipe dream lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:17:14): | For hbo* |
| Diet Cuck | (17:17:30): | no way in hell that HBO would make their next mafia show about Miami Shakedown. to go from sopranos to that is unacceptable |
| Diet Cuck | (17:17:54): | you should write if he this is for real, but i wouldnt be so trusting in your boss |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:17:56): | They want a full pilot to make a judgement |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:18:29): | They saw the finished product of what we saw and just want a full pilot |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:19:19): | our we sure this is HBO and not like another HBO like the Hebert Belfante Orchestra |
| Diet Cuck | (17:19:31): | that sounds like something anyone at any network would say. but just because they wanna see a pilot doesnt guarantee further production. but |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:19:39): | American Mobster is going to get picked up by HBO and Rene is going to be opening in madison square garden soon |
| Diet Cuck | (17:19:40): | you should still write if your boss is gonna let you |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:19:46): | has the world gone mad or maybe i am out of touch |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:19:57): | We are our of touch tbh |
| Diet Cuck | (17:20:02): | thats a good line for hand dad |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:20:07): | Write a horrifc sex sence |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:20:12): | and see what happens |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:20:24): | if 9 lives and pup star got green light |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:20:26): | we can do ti |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:20:47): | Well see my boss wants to get away from Nino the character and make the show just about corruption in LA |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:21:01): | Brian, |
| Diet Cuck | (17:21:09): | umm, does he know anything about LA? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:21:15): | So there would be the mob but also other Gangs, politics etc |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:21:23): | copy and paste the plot synposis of true crime streets of LA |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:21:23): | I got the street cred |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:21:28): | and see what happend |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:21:33): | He got the capital |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:21:40): | All in the game |
| Diet Cuck | (17:22:05): | seriously though, what insight could your boss possibly have into crime, gangs, and politics of LA |
| Diet Cuck | (17:22:10): | hes from NJ |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:22:15): | The game begins with Det. Nick Kang (voiced by Russell Wong) being recruited into the autonomous Elite Operations Division of the LAPD at the behest of Chief Wanda Parks (C. C. H. Pounder). Kang is the son of Henry Wilson, a detective whose disappearance twenty years previously has remained unsolved. He was recently suspended from the police department for repeated incidents of excessive force, but Parks believes he has what it takes to help the E.O.D. break a case involving a series of bombings in Chinatown. Kang's gut tells him the Triad is behind it. Parks partners him with Det. Rosie Velasco (Michelle Rodriguez), an ex-gangbanger turned cop. |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:22:32): | Literally dont change shit |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:23:34): | The show begins with Det. Nick Kang (looking at Russell Wong) being recruited into the autonomous Elite Operations Division of the LAPD at the behest of Chief Wanda Parks ( looking at C. C. H. Pounder). Kang is the son of Henry Wilson, a detective whose disappearance twenty years previously has remained unsolved. He was recently suspended from the police department for repeated incidents of excessive force, but Parks believes he has what it takes to help the E.O.D. break a case involving a series of bombings in Chinatown. Kang's gut tells him the Triad is behind it. Parks partners him with Det. Rosie Velasco (lookig at Michelle Rodriguez), an ex-gangbanger turned cop. |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:23:37): | Done |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:23:42): | show it to him |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:24:15): | He works with lots of lawyers and judges. The first script for the pilot includes a corrupt judge. |
| Diet Cuck | (17:24:51): | is he shooting for The Wire: LA |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:24:51): | We can do it like the wire |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:25:00): | That's what I was thinking |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:25:06): | Season one LA |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:25:09): | Season 2 New York |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:25:15): | season 3 Hing Kong |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:25:35): | If I'm writing it it's gonna be the wire: LA shakedown |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:25:40): | season 4 ( i dont know since sleeping dogs two isnt out yet) |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:27:05): | I don't think he's ever seen the wire |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:27:06): | Damn lol big changes |
| Diet Cuck | (17:27:16): | Brian, let's get a sitdown with your boss. Pitch him all the ridiculous ideas we have had for TV/movie productions. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:27:29): | Yea he doesn't want to continue with Nino I think loo |
| Diet Cuck | (17:27:31): | does he wanna be a producer or a writer? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:27:53): | He wants to do the music |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:28:16): | And pitch ideas, maybe write some |
| Diet Cuck | (17:28:26): | so is he funding all of this just so that he can get the music credits on IMDb? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:29:06): | No hell be a producer and a composer but he sees himself more a big picture guy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:31:56): | Idk I kind am looking forward to writing something serious and not dad related even if it's not my own personal idea |
| Diet Cuck | (17:32:23): | no doubt, it would be fun |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:32:25): | Maybe include a twist that uncle Tony? That's actually ninos dad. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:32:27): | I think we need to move away from the dads |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:33:22): | Maybe I'll pay 90 and take Aaron sorkins screenwriting class so I can learn to write scenes where people walk through hallways and exchange quick witted banter |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:33:53): | My boss is willing to buy final draft for me lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:34:33): | But only if I'm going to use it he said. It felt like he was trying to buy my love at a divorced christmas |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:35:24): | This is a good chance to work on your screenwriting skills |
| Diet Cuck | (17:37:08): | i still like my idea that I had a while ago about CIA and NSA owned coffee shops. Govt supplies wannabe screenwriters with free WiFi, and collect all of their ideas, nationwide. They pick the best ones to actually act on. Kinda like Argo produced a fake movie, the CIA would pick and choose the best parts of scripts to be more creative in their covert activities. like outsourcing their creative efforts to unwitting coffee enthusiasts |
| Diet Cuck | (17:37:41): | called "Intelligentcia" |
| Diet Cuck | (17:37:56): | because of the stupid fucking intelligentsia coffee |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (17:52:31): | What if the writers just write at home |
| Diet Cuck | (18:01:19): | If you can afford your own Wi-Fi, you're already a successful writer with ideas already out in the public domain. We'll steal those too |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (18:37:10): | I got a book of ideas I flushed out |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (18:37:18): | I'd be open to sharing some |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (18:37:20): | Not all |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:10:19): | You guys remember in old cartoons when you could tell someone was going to interact with something because it was lighter then he background |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (19:51:29): | That was just gods light |
| Diet Cuck | (20:16:50): | Considering the last episode of Eric Andre: https://twitter.com/Sprite/status/762793200582930432?s=09 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (20:32:15): | Can't wait for this week's episode |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (20:43:04): | Go on marc about the objects being lighter in cartoons |
| Wednesday, 10 August 2016 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (05:04:30): | Nothing that was it. I just miss it. You could guess what happened next. |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (05:04:54): | I also miss the golden age of College Humor. Like 06-08 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (07:48:21): | They had some solid stuff back then |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (07:52:31): | Josh NBC Universal is looking for script and writing assistants |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (07:52:35): | You should apply |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:42:29): | my mom just emailed me to show me this great new site she discovered |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:42:40): | None |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:42:43): | None |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:08:18): | I recently got back into 3rd wave ska |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:11:17): | damn you skipped two entire waves |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:11:26): | you're like a surfer that showed up to the beach late |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:44:49): | TTWN is Total Traffic Weather and News. It's a radio partner we use. I needed to know there headquaters were so i google them. this was in the search resutls |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:44:50): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhEc5raan34 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:15:36): | Woah Facebook is mobile now? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:15:52): | Lol did you ask her why she sent that to you |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:16:09): | "This is that jew's fortress" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:18:57): | Cuckerbergs Castle |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:20:06): | America has 29 medals in the Olympics number 2 is china at 17 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:17:20): | http://i.imgur.com/I1hBd9h.jpg |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:42:03): | http://thecuck.gawker.com/welcome-to-gawkers-new-mens-site-the-cuck-1785101113 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:42:14): | This might be real |
| Diet Cuck | (17:53:21): | There's a dude scaling Trump tower |
| Diet Cuck | (17:56:23): | https://twitter.com/i/moments/763478538460786689 |
| Diet Cuck | (17:56:56): | Also, why didn't we think of The Cuck |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (22:27:00): | I just went into my basement. My brother is asleep on the couch and he has "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea blasting from his laptop. |
| Thursday, 11 August 2016 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (06:17:33): | They could never make married with children now a days |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:02:10): | Yea not enough PoC |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:30:19): | Unrelated note. I just a huge shit at work at it stank so much I can hear people sniffing |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:22:15): | Damn that's impressive |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:02:51): | hey marc you remember "STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN" |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:15:09): | Now that i have your atttention |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:20:56): | WHERES MY HAM SUB |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:21:33): | it was over like 3/4s of a sub |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:23:10): | what do you think the meaning of life is? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:23:30): | are you serously asking? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:23:34): | hey get back to work |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:23:38): | pick up the trash |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:39:33): | Remeber that guy told us its hard to get Aids |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:42:24): | is it worth the challenge? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:58:56): | nah |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:01:18): | https://gfycat.com/ZigzagDamagedBarracuda |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:01:36): | http://imgur.com/08SR4oS |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:12:34): | I wish more political structures were explained with this patrick meme |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:58:03): | Brian i showed you the same thins but the roles were reversed |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:58:22): | manta ray was saying socliasom failled |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:58:41): | just saw teh first one |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:58:52): | well htere is egg on my face |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:00:52): | Thes Socialist cant do anything with out the state telling htem what to do, ho ho. poor poor loser, now excuse me while i put spinning rims on gold jetskis |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:08:32): | you did then I found the reverse |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:08:42): | everyone just needs to explain things in memes |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:08:46): | so everyone can follow along |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:26:50): | hur dur\xa0you uncultred\xa0swine, i only read teh\xa0dankest may mays |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:38:12): | http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/07/opinion/sunday/do-your-friends-actually-like-you.html?src=trending&_r=0 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:38:19): | According to this only half of friendships are mutual |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:38:25): | So which 1.5 of you hate me |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:09:03): | Maybe we all hate you .5 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (18:47:08): | You guys doing anything tomorrow night? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (22:00:17): | I might have a date. I can block e it off |
| Friday, 12 August 2016 |
| Diet Cuck | (09:12:14): | What you got in mind Peter? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:51:46): | My sister bought a camera to watch the puppy on |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:51:55): | and boy howdy does he have the life |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:03:14): | https://imgur.com/3GEUKmI |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:14:18): | http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3734948/Rise-spornosexual-Men-t-high-powered-jobs-financial-crisis-strive-buff-bodies-porn-sports-stars-appear-successful.html |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:15:25): | we live in a weird timne |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:23:47): | up youre bench, up your pay |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:23:52): | your* |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:38:35): | https://i.sli.mg/8TGAC2.jpg |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:43:09): | I think a game of D&D would be fun witht he 4 of us |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:43:17): | since we wouldnt care about anything |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:43:35): | D&D would be cool |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:43:48): | we need a dungeon master |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:44:02): | and i want the cmapign to be the plot of G Force |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:44:07): | full roll play |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:00:05): | https://i.reddituploads.com/e93f05bbbf1c4674823325158f6fb2c1?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=959b169799a19e5fb9fbdbb466aa989c |
| Diet Cuck | (21:53:35): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hZVWuMEbFI |
| Diet Cuck | (21:54:02): | the thumbnail isn't even photoshopped |
| Saturday, 13 August 2016 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:09:16): | Eric Andre is great this season |
| Diet Cuck | (00:13:31): | Jack mcbrayer looked genuinely shocked. Like he purposefully didn't let Eric tell him what was in store for him. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:19:01): | I loved when that guy came out of the desk |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:21:52): | So world peace is now red pill the show |
| Diet Cuck | (00:27:47): | Yeah I don't know what the fuck I just watched. I liked it but I don't know why |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:33:28): | I liked when they had Jews rock playing and then cut to the adult swim execs on their phones |
| Diet Cuck | (00:56:39): | Best was when they just stopped with the British accents and berated the white chick |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:24:22): | There's a good truck fest going on in woodbridge center. Me haley evan lori are going all y'all are invited to come with us |
| Diet Cuck | (12:54:05): | I'm gonna be studying, but what's a truck fest? Or did you just misspell fuck? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (14:15:20): | Food truck* |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:53:32): | None |
| Sunday, 14 August 2016 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:19:43): | Still on for 2 pm marc? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:40:23): | If 2 is still good I'll leave in 10. Should I bring beer or food or anything |
| Monday, 15 August 2016 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:46:55): | My boss threw out his remaining tuna fish on friday, today the office fucking reeks lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:06:09): | Smells like pup pup |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (09:06:20): | Smells like death death actually |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:17:16): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8QWHWXLfl8 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:21:24): | Disney contacted my boss |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:21:29): | not about American Mobster |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:21:46): | about a kid's song he wrote for his wife who teaches at a preschool |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:21:57): | they assigned him an animator and want 15 songs from him |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:01:21): | Trump said hillary doesn't have the mental or physical stamina to be president and take on isis. Will he attempt to fat shame her out of the race? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (20:08:21): | So your boss is basically a renaissance man |
| Tuesday, 16 August 2016 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:20:36): | There are two girls I work worth they look eerily similar and they are completely different lifestyles, Ones a dirty hipster and ones a preppy sorority girl. I think they were an experiment\xa0of nature vs nurture |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:07:17): | they need to do a trading places kind of thing next |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:08:21): | nah MK Ultra |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:08:33): | start injecting us with LSD |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:46:07): | None |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:18:45): | So Liberty Mutual has like really strick guidlines\xa0for what they can air on, and one of the people sent me the DNA list. Family Guy American Dad and alot\xa0of PG 13 shows arent allowed for being unsophisticated. Tim and Eric got the grean light |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:19:32): | cause the people watching tim and eric are so high they think liberty mutual is a good option |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:59:12): | http://imgur.com/gallery/i0Wt7 |
| Diet Cuck | (16:07:25): | https://www.reddit.com/r/TaydolfSwiftler/ |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:20:23): | #TeamYeezy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (18:12:13): | http://www.theonion.com/article/hr-director-reminds-employees-that-any-crying-done-37747 |
| Diet Cuck | (20:16:48): | https://youtu.be/v2DcfwOurtI |
| Diet Cuck | (20:16:56): | Be sure to read the description |
| Wednesday, 17 August 2016 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (07:48:40): | Where is the easiest place to park by world of beer |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:11:21): | Not by world of beer lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:11:46): | Probably the parking deck because you won't find street parking easily, even on a week day |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:35:20): | i got a date on friday and we are going to dillanger room |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:35:27): | well i use date loosely |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:35:45): | im gunna\xa0bang her and never call her again on saturday |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:57:16): | Dillanger Room looks pretty legit |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:57:34): | I thought it was going to be a bank robber themed restaurant though, so that's a little disappointing |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:56:10): | There's a street I used to park on when haley lived in the apartments that is near world of beer. I'll find the name and send it |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:56:37): | anyone a know a good alley to suck street nip? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:10:59): | You can just do that in an alley or sidewalk new brunswick |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:35:21): | Gary is getting married josh. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:35:24): | Next tuesday |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:35:31): | well that was quick |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:35:38): | City hall in the city |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:35:50): | TIME TO CRASH IT BOYS |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:35:52): | My mom thinks steve will be supporting Gary and a baby |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:37:17): | What Does Gary DO |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:37:22): | who married him |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:37:32): | why does she need a green card so bad |
| Diet Cuck | (13:42:13): | I take a poop and I have to learn this. Way to ruin my day Brian |
| Diet Cuck | (13:42:52): | This needs to be a reality show: "Gary Getting Married" |
| Diet Cuck | (14:12:58): | Please tell me that Steve's best man speech is just him reciting Gary's blog posts. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:06:50): | Wait |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:07:03): | so is steve going to continue to cover half the rent of their marital apartment lol |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:15:41): | Wait, what did i miss |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:15:46): | steve covers gary |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:15:48): | why |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:15:51): | he lives at home |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:16:21): | Does Garys Wifes speaka the Engrish? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (18:54:27): | Ooh you are missing a good chapter of the Steve saga |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (20:18:44): | https://youtu.be/ezMs8iCx13w lol |
| Thursday, 18 August 2016 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:44:47): | i missed all of this apparently my groupme doesn't give me notiifciations if you have a browser version open lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:45:08): | but yes marc, currently steve pays half rent, half utitilies, half the cable, etc even though he only stays at the apartment 4-6 days a week |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:45:15): | gary has been dating this girl 21 months |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:08:09): | Does she speak Engrish? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:08:35): | I honestly don't know |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:14:58): | she asian right |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:15:05): | is she of legal age |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:15:05): | oh yea |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:15:18): | she rove him rong time |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:16:11): | what does Gary Look Like |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:16:18): | i imagine like 95lbs |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:16:56): | 140ish |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:16:59): | 150ish |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:17:05): | slightly taller than steve |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:17:07): | frost tips |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:17:12): | jesus |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:17:15): | no he cant |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:17:18): | have frosted tips |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:17:26): | dunno about frost tips now but i know he's done it before lol |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:17:56): | like in 97 |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:18:21): | no it would have been appropriate then |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:18:26): | im talking a few years ago |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:24:01): | wow |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:24:04): | is he real |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:24:12): | or you guys just saying stuff |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:29:01): | im 100% |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:49:28): | nah you lion |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:11:28): | Do you think Steve will be the best man man or the Worst Man and Bad Friend |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:22:57): | damn |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:15:12): | steve is a bad friend and a coward |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:22:02): | or the best man |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:22:58): | he is paying half the rent and he only lives there half the time |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:23:03): | seems like a good friend |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:23:15): | why dont you pay Petes Rent Brian hmmmmm |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:47:29): | me and pete are just quoting Gary on Steve from a blog entry titled "The McDonald's Story" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:48:50): | http://web.archive.org/web/20110101082600/http://www.lostyouthnation.com/kohutscorner.htm |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:48:59): | all the blog posts |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:49:10): | http://web.archive.org/web/20101031203243/http://www.lostyouthnation.com/mcdonalds.html |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:49:13): | the mcdonalds incident |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:50:00): | One of my favorite stories of all time |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:52:02): | steve is a coward and a bad friend because he refused to get involved in a fight in a mcdonalds drive thru |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:52:21): | in a twist of events, steve ends up being the sanest person in this story |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:55:23): | i just read it |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:55:27): | he is retarded |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:55:35): | You have to read all of them to fully appreciate gary |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:55:47): | I want to hit Gary |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:55:47): | Then you start to see the common elements of the story |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:55:49): | so hard |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:55:53): | in the face |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:56:03): | it should really give any single person hope |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:56:06): | if he can get married |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:56:16): | then you two can find a chinese woman who needs a greencard to marry you |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:56:20): | too* |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:56:51): | This is the same dude who was like 23 fighting 14 year olds right |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:56:53): | my favorite is that he has these response articles |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:56:55): | yea lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:57:06): | 21 vs 14 but still bragged about being undefeated |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:57:24): | I want to hurt him |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:57:30): | so very very much |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:57:41): | I like when you start to notice the little things, like his belief in UFOs or dumping on Steve in every story |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:57:59): | ONLY WE CAN DUMP ON STEVE |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:58:00): | a recurring thing he says is "X may be the best in the world and possibly the universe" |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:58:11): | he always leaves the possibility for Gurlak from Sector-X |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:58:55): | "Jason Mayhem Miller is the most entertaining fighter in the world and possibly the universe" |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:58:55): | who the fuck in Conway |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:59:12): | Jason Miller had a multi hour stand off with teh police |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:59:42): | Him and Crazy Horse Bennet shouldnt be allowed near normal people |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:00:18): | conway is gary's friend, he was in steves grade |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:00:31): | hew as fucking some teacher from JP Stevens during and after high school |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:00:48): | now he's an accountant I believe |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:00:56): | there were very few teachers i would bang in JP |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:01:15): | even as a 14 year old |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:01:21): | There's very few teachers I wouldnt bang |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:01:37): | Im not talking about the male staff Pete |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:01:42): | Liotti the body |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:01:43): | Oh nevermind |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:01:45): | the chem teach |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:01:57): | I had Canova |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:02:01): | who was a good teacher |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:02:12): | you missed out on a year of spank bank material |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:02:25): | Ms Robak wasnt bad |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:03:54): | One of the stroies is called Johny Guam and the rope snake |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:04:09): | that better be about how John Hanged Gary |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:04:47): | lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:04:53): | read them all |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:05:05): | me and pete had the idea to go to an open mic night and just reading a few entries |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:07:41): | Marc, have I ever told you about Augusto night? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:42:16): | no |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:43:03): | oh |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:43:05): | its a magical night |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:50:37): | when your parents go on vacation to the beach for 2 weeks and you think, as a 21 year old, you'd have more fun at home in an empty house getting drunk and wrestling 14 year olds, thats Augusto |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:53:44): | is he gay |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (13:53:51): | or a pedo |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:54:23): | the weirdest part is that he's not either |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (13:54:31): | he's just a fucking weirdo |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:16:25): | is he a neckbeard or is has he transanded to Shenpie |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (14:42:19): | I cant belive im saying this, Microsoft tech support was kind curtosie\xa0and helpful |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (15:13:03): | They were very helpful when my Xbox red ringed and when I had my account hacked |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:14:27): | i hacked it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:36:15): | None |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:36:28): | holy shit this looks great lol |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:36:44): | Frank will run as Trump, Charlie joins ISIS and The Gang Overthrows the Turkish Government |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:38:13): | nevermind these apparently are fake |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (15:38:21): | what a rollercoaster those past 2 minutes were |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:13:10): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4tcgzKZgLY&feature=youtu.be |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:14:05): | found garys wedding |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:15:19): | made it 50 seconds in before i had to close it |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:16:03): | she breaks out into songs |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:38:31): | http://www.dailydot.com/layer8/ppp-texas-poll-jill-stein-harambe-deez-nutz/ |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:38:39): | Dicks out lads |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:40:57): | Hes got my vote |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:40:59): | RIP |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:41:05): | Kimbo Slice |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (16:41:08): | True legends never die |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:47:01): | So the Xbox Support keeps calling me Jackie |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (17:47:12): | realized i have my name as Dr Jackie Chan MD |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (18:21:57): | I can't believe I'm fixing the Xbox for THE Jackie chan |
| Diet Cuck | (22:47:01): | I'm back boys |
| Friday, 19 August 2016 |
| Diet Cuck | (08:20:23): | What are you cool dudes up to this weekend? Any drugs? Perhaps illegal gun trades across state lines? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (08:22:56): | I know a narc when I see one |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (08:23:59): | I got a tinder date Saturday |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (08:24:08): | If you guys wanna crash it |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:33:58): | I got the drugos |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:34:05): | And an empty houseo |
| Diet Cuck | (08:34:22): | Earpiece. Microphone. Binoculars. Let's crash this date |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:34:38): | You say what we tell you to say |
| Diet Cuck | (08:35:01): | How great would that be. Especially if it weren't on film |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:35:32): | I'd like to tape it but would do it either way |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:36:53): | We have to make sure not to make Marc just look like a sexual my deviant potential rapist though |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:40:29): | Marc you should watch million dollar extreme on adult swim it's the most red pill show on tv |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (08:41:19): | Last ep they literally had a sketch called "the wall" where they just made fun of women over 30 who were looking for man lol |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:54:33): | I'm out sat but free later tonight |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:51:04): | you guys can crash teh date |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:51:08): | i really dont care |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:51:11): | honestly |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:51:15): | it would be funny |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:51:27): | tomorrow at teh dillanger room |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:55:42): | We all just act like we don't know each other, but we come up at different times thanking you for helping us at various times, like groundhog day bill murray. |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:56:07): | I'll thank you for for fixing my tire, josh can thank you for getting him out of a tree, and pete can thank you for finally sexually satisfying his wife |
| Diet Cuck | (11:12:57): | She'll think of you a saint, Marc |
| Diet Cuck | (11:13:03): | Definite bone |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:21:05): | she sent me naked pictures and said we are gunna bone |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:21:07): | so |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:21:12): | i think i got this |
| Diet Cuck | (11:22:14): | We need to help |
| Diet Cuck | (11:22:25): | It needs to be a weird bone |
| Diet Cuck | (11:22:35): | One you'll definitely regret |
| Diet Cuck | (11:22:44): | Or that she'll regret |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:22:48): | something needs to go up her butt |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:22:54): | that aint my dick or fingers |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:23:12): | well just hide in the closet and tape it |
| Diet Cuck | (11:23:16): | We should hype your big toe. And just how big it is |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:23:18): | you can do a houdini with josh |
| Diet Cuck | (11:23:54): | Marc has a chode for a toe. Super thick |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:31:26): | im not bringing her home |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:31:33): | my family lives there |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:31:40): | she gets her car or the bathroom |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:31:52): | the parking lot behind that abandoned wendys |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:31:59): | you got options |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:32:04): | sounds good to me |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:32:10): | doggy on the dumpster |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:32:27): | i always wanted to do a dumpster bang |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:32:30): | not bang in a dumpster |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:32:35): | i will say the Cole Train runs on Whole Grain as i bust on her face |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:32:35): | but just up against on |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:38:44): | do it |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:38:48): | you got a women |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:38:57): | I just need a dumpster |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:39:43): | You have Sams number |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (11:40:34): | She's just a human dumpster |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:41:09): | still a dumpster |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (11:41:23): | but porabally diriter then a trash dumpster |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:08:04): | https://m.popkey.co/7a326f/qr5kG.gif |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (12:08:17): | http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7e6/803463810_208731.gif |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (12:08:51): | he saved us all |
| Diet Cuck | (12:13:02): | King of the Jews |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:49:59): | 9 pm dillanger roon |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:50:02): | saturday |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:50:04): | be there |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:50:08): | be weird |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:50:15): | be sexy |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (15:50:26): | Listen she aint great but im in a dry spell |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (16:34:41): | I respect a man who doesn't respect a woman |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:45:08): | No judgment here I'm thinj we all have our slump busters were not necessarily proud of |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:46:43): | Also I have an idea to make a dubbed version of space jam, only thing is I'm going to insert mac charlie Dennis and see as those little alien things since danny devote is already the main bad guy |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (17:48:05): | Call the whole thing "the gang almost enslaves Michael jordan" |
| Saturday, 20 August 2016 |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:11:58): | Eric Andre is so good this season |
| Diet Cuck | (00:14:20): | Yeah that was on point |
| Diet Cuck | (00:27:16): | These guys are gonna get arrested |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (00:31:42): | Idk how world peace is still on air, they literally just did blackface |
| Diet Cuck | (00:37:28): | And "threatened" the lives of politicians |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:52:56): | You cucks doing anything today? |
| Diet Cuck | (11:46:09): | Cooking meth |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (11:49:56): | What flavor? |
| Diet Cuck | (11:50:50): | Belgian white wheat with coriander and orange peel |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:00:36): | Sounds good |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (12:01:11): | So blue moon? |
| Diet Cuck | (12:02:45): | Pretty close, yeah. If you've ever had Allagash White Wheat it's more similar to that |
| Diet Cuck | (13:03:50): | I'm in highland park. You guys wanna crash Marc's date later? |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:36:32): | that is a tempting offer |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:36:38): | im gonna grab dinner with some friends but im free after |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:27:11): | I want you guys too |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (16:32:06): | Crash my date |
| Diet Cuck | (16:44:51): | If only I had brought business cards |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (18:03:29): | Turns out I'm not free tonight, sorry boyz |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (18:03:40): | If you want I can call a bomb threat to the restaurant tho |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (18:30:33): | Josh. Brian. I expect you there |
| Diet Cuck | (18:37:27): | Maybe I'll make an appearance. Depends what time though |
| Diet Cuck | (18:37:48): | Gonna go to brother Jimmy's for food in like ten minutes |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:34:39): | It go pushed back to 10 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:34:46): | She gunna cancel. |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (19:34:50): | I know it |
| Diet Cuck | (20:41:26): | Gay |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (20:45:20): | I mean. We can still go |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (20:45:43): | And if she shows up I rush you guys to bathroom like I have 2 dates |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (20:45:55): | I SHOULD SET UP 2 tinder dates at the same time |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (21:00:12): | Dates still on |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (21:00:15): | Who's in |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (21:29:04): | Can't make it, you'll have to pound without me |
| Diet Cuck | (21:30:45): | I'm already back home |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (21:42:39): | But I need my cheering section |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (21:48:04): | Seal the deal marc |
| Diet Cuck | (22:02:21): | None |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (22:08:26): | When you gotta double check tinder to remember her name |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (22:10:30): | Very upset you guys aren't here |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (22:11:05): | Now I gotta find another 3 guys for the weird 5 way |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (23:23:06): | 4 men one girl |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (23:30:27): | She is everything I hate in a person. Hipster as shit. |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (23:30:34): | I'm gunna hate fuck her. |
| Diet Cuck | (23:51:15): | Poker a hole in the condom. She'll like the joke. Because it's ironic. |
| Diet Cuck | (23:51:22): | Poke* |
| Sunday, 21 August 2016 |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (00:34:05): | I did it as a goof |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (01:55:55): | She would let me bang. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (08:37:15): | Did you bring your monster condom for your magnum dong? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (09:22:15): | She is everything I hate about people. But I can't leave with out smashing dat puss. But I'm glad I'm talking to 4 other girls too. |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (09:46:18): | Hate and love are two sides of the same coin |
| Diet Cuck | (09:48:37): | So where did the bang go down? Which dumpster? Which back alley? |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:50:26): | No bang. Just finger banged her on her car in the parking lot |
| YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE | (10:50:36): | On her car not in it |
| Diet Cuck | (10:53:12): | Street clit |
| Diet Cuck | (10:54:10): | None |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (10:55:29): | Can you even get it up anymore unless you are in the street? |
| Mark Cuckerberg | (10:57:26): | God damn can't believe I missed this |
| Cuck A Doodle Doo | (13:15:28): | http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/green-partys-jill-stein-tied-with-dead-gorilla-harambe-and-losing-to-deez-nuts-in-texas-poll/ |
| GroupMe | (14:27:54): | Cuck A Doodle Doo changed the group's name to Vape N' Flex Boys |
| GroupMe | (14:28:12): | Cuck A Doodle Doo changed name to Sir Vapes-A-Lot |
| GroupMe | (14:28:53): | Sir Vapes-A-Lot changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (14:47:37): | Diet Cuck changed name to Proud Clouds |
| GroupMe | (18:30:49): | Sir Vapes-A-Lot changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (18:48:46): | YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE changed name to Vape-Worm |
| Vape-Worm | (18:51:49): | https://imgur.com/CYu2kCb.png |
| Monday, 22 August 2016 |
| GroupMe | (07:22:22): | Mark Cuckerberg changed name to The Great Vape |
| The Great Vape | (09:26:43): | None |
| Proud Clouds | (09:27:18): | #DicksOutVapesUp |
| Vape-Worm | (12:21:57): | the Cincinnati Zoo is plead with people stop making memes about there dead gorillea |
| Vape-Worm | (12:22:11): | http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/harambe-memes-cincinnati-zoo-gorilla-shot-dead-rip-a7203356.html |
| The Great Vape | (12:22:34): | #DicksIn |
| Proud Clouds | (12:51:01): | begging the internet to stop is always a foolproof method |
| The Great Vape | (12:51:27): | the Streisand Effect |
| Proud Clouds | (12:51:57): | what did Barbs do? |
| The Great Vape | (13:04:08): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect |
| The Great Vape | (13:04:22): | The Streisand effect is the phenomenon whereby an attempt to hide, remove, or censor a piece of information has the unintended consequence of publicizing the information more widely, usually facilitated by the Internet. |
| The Great Vape | (13:04:35): | It is named after American entertainer Barbra Streisand, whose 2003 attempt to suppress photographs of her residence in Malibu, California, inadvertently drew further public attention to it. |
| Proud Clouds | (13:05:42): | you guys hear about that case in florida where the student killed some couple then started eating their faces? |
| The Great Vape | (13:05:54): | Yup |
| The Great Vape | (13:06:06): | Police didn't shoot him #FaceEatersPrivilege |
| Proud Clouds | (13:06:30): | so my aunt and uncle and cousins down in florida are close family friends |
| Proud Clouds | (13:06:37): | of the victims |
| The Great Vape | (13:07:40): | Oh shit I'm sorry dude |
| Proud Clouds | (13:08:14): | you dont need to apologize to me |
| The Great Vape | (13:10:42): | is it ok to joke about it? |
| The Great Vape | (13:11:04): | Those victims must have had egg on their face |
| Proud Clouds | (13:11:11): | i dont care. so i just learned more... my aunt's friends Sheila and Bob's son is married to the sister of the victim |
| Proud Clouds | (13:12:38): | if you ever hear Zach and I doing very stereotypical Jewish women voices, we're making fun of Sheila |
| The Great Vape | (13:21:52): | if you ever hear me doing a stereotypical jewish womans voice, i'm making fun of my mudda |
| Vape-Worm | (13:53:34): | https://i.redd.it/q9had0cdlxgx.png |
| Vape-Worm | (13:53:50): | Josh, he is right, I WANT FREE PILLS SO I CAN EAT DAIRY |
| Proud Clouds | (13:55:13): | bitch, just stop drinking milk. you'll actually save $$$ if yo don't spend it |
| Proud Clouds | (13:55:39): | plus, I'm a cheese boy now. CHEDDAR ALL DAY, BABY!!!! |
| The Great Vape | (14:11:47): | its only about the lactose content from what i've read. milk = high lactose. actual full fat cheese = low lactose. |
| The Great Vape | (14:11:56): | eat ya cheese boy skip the cow jizz |
| Proud Clouds | (14:23:05): | None |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:48:19): | nothing like some good old cow nut juice |
| Vape-Worm | (16:02:32): | One the trainees has a really nice butt, what do i do? I need an alley |
| The Great Vape | (16:03:04): | Tell her you got a nice alley where you can fill her butt valley |
| Vape-Worm | (16:55:59): | Kung Pow Enter the Fist was a great movie |
| Vape-Worm | (17:52:06): | an SVP of my company just gave me 36 bud lights |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (17:57:07): | 9 each, who's in |
| Vape-Worm | (18:12:58): | oh |
| Vape-Worm | (18:13:03): | i drank some already |
| Tuesday, 23 August 2016 |
| The Great Vape | (09:41:19): | Harambe lives in our shadows |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (10:53:14): | Goddamn this is good |
| The Great Vape | (11:00:07): | reddit.com/r/harambe if you want some quality shit posts |
| The Great Vape | (11:00:14): | also steve just texted my whole family 2 words |
| The Great Vape | (11:00:17): | "There married" |
| Vape-Worm | (11:04:29): | Moseltov |
| Proud Clouds | (11:12:19): | Steve can now officially cuck Gary |
| Vape-Worm | (11:41:48): | that is something we could make a movie about |
| Vape-Worm | (11:42:02): | 30 year old vrigin cucking his best friend |
| Vape-Worm | (11:42:08): | call it Cuck Dad |
| The Great Vape | (11:42:22): | I was gonna say What the Cuck |
| Vape-Worm | (12:29:49): | you know how Entourage was the story of E, lets make a movie show about us but the story is of steve |
| Vape-Worm | (17:29:56): | brian are you having dog fighting at your house on your deck? |
| Proud Clouds | (18:02:54): | OK what has Lori posted now ? |
| Vape-Worm | (19:19:13): | Also Brian is a basic bitch |
| Vape-Worm | (19:19:22): | Stop sending me pictures of your food |
| Vape-Worm | (19:19:28): | Unless it's a pun |
| Vape-Worm | (19:19:38): | Because your playing is shit |
| Proud Clouds | (22:12:11): | The word "cucked" was just uttered on the "news" |
| The Great Vape | (23:06:12): | Don't hate my plate |
| The Great Vape | (23:06:18): | Also in what context josh |
| Proud Clouds | (23:18:22): | A Republican strategist commenting that Trump had cucked himself by flip flopping on immigration because immigration is his key issue |
| The Great Vape | (23:20:07): | No fucking way did he really lol |
| Proud Clouds | (23:35:44): | This is no joking matter |
| Wednesday, 24 August 2016 |
| The Great Vape | (07:31:52): | Also the pictures and video I've seen of Garys wedding really makes me think it was a green card thing |
| Proud Clouds | (08:04:02): | He's the epitome of the fedora wearing internet good guy. Did he wear his fedora to the wedding? |
| Vape-Worm | (09:08:49): | show us pictures |
| Vape-Worm | (13:22:28): | http://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/541367/the-swoly-bible-by-dom-mazzetti/9780735211124/ |
| Vape-Worm | (13:22:40): | Yes i pre ordered it |
| Vape-Worm | (18:46:22): | Lets all Cuck Gary |
| Thursday, 25 August 2016 |
| Vape-Worm | (16:56:05): | http://imgur.com/o4Ck2g7 |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (17:11:29): | Injustice n chill |
| Vape-Worm | (21:52:43): | Girls are stupid. If I ask for the sluttiest girl her. You find me the God Damn sluttiest girl here. Don't say it's weird |
| Proud Clouds | (22:21:09): | What |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (23:21:46): | Are you at a brothel |
| Friday, 26 August 2016 |
| The Great Vape | (09:07:17): | If he was at a brothel he wouldn't have to ask |
| The Great Vape | (09:07:55): | Also anyone want to go to happy hour in the city. Haley won a raffle at a bar and everyone who says they are with her gets 1/2 off drinks |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:08:30): | Today? |
| The Great Vape | (09:09:30): | Yup half price from 6-9 I think |
| The Great Vape | (09:15:44): | That's their happy hour time and we get an additional 50% off because of haley. Let me know or just show up whatever I'm just throwing this out there lok |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (10:38:18): | I probably won't be able to make it because of work, I wouldn't even be able to get into Manhattan until like 7 |
| The Great Vape | (11:27:58): | No problemos |
| Proud Clouds | (14:35:40): | I just got 2 pairs of Levi's from Macy's at a cost of $3.49. Don't you ever question my Jewish prowess, motherfuckers. |
| The Great Vape | (14:39:22): | damn |
| The Great Vape | (14:39:25): | how'd you jew that one |
| Proud Clouds | (14:49:04): | bought a pair the other day during sale, but they didnt have my size in store, so the sales woman ordered it online to be shipped to my house. But the dumbass ordered the completely wrong color. I called India, complained, said she really blew it this time. India sent me the right pair for only $4. Except they sent me two pairs by accident. When the original pair gets here (wrong color), I'll return it for full price, getting a refund |
| The Great Vape | (14:57:01): | So actually you'll have got it for free after you get your refund? |
| The Great Vape | (14:57:09): | also lol calling india to tell them they really blew it this time |
| Proud Clouds | (15:45:52): | Well, I paid $3.49 for the correct pair. They sent two by accident. The original was like $50, so I'll return those. |
| The Great Vape | (15:49:39): | So you'll get 50 back? |
| The Great Vape | (15:49:48): | So you just made like 46 bucks and got a free pair of jeans? |
| The Great Vape | (15:50:00): | Man I hope someones head rolls for this blunder |
| Proud Clouds | (15:52:57): | Well, I'll get the $50 back. I'll have spent$3.49 total for two pairs |
| Proud Clouds | (15:53:09): | Not like I made money though |
| Proud Clouds | (15:53:21): | Unless someone wants to buy some Levi's |
| Proud Clouds | (15:53:33): | Feel off the back of a truck |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (17:26:25): | I'll buy them and resell them for $5 |
| Proud Clouds | (17:27:19): | Just made the same offer to Brian |
| Saturday, 27 August 2016 |
| Proud Clouds | (00:12:58): | Eric Andre is on fire |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (00:23:01): | You got about ten seconds to show me that hole, because this gorilla dick daddy is hungry |
| Proud Clouds | (00:29:01): | I can't believe these people got adult swim to air this. That handicapped thing was pretty racey |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (10:38:49): | you secret name will be David Duke |
| Proud Clouds | (12:09:15): | Your other secret name is Tenis |
| Proud Clouds | (12:10:16): | Join the army bit on Eric Andre was brilliant |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (14:08:19): | Oh shit I said nigga |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (17:14:18): | I am officially engaged |
| Proud Clouds | (18:11:57): | Perfect time to roll out a new business. Rent-a-boy. \n\nYou rent a boy by the hour to serve as your ring bearer |
| Proud Clouds | (18:12:10): | Also, congrats |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (19:02:19): | Thank you. Definitely looking to rent a few boys |
| Proud Clouds | (20:36:26): | You should change your last name Pete |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (21:59:28): | I want to be Pete Peterson so badly |
| Proud Clouds | (22:11:34): | What's Jesse's last name? |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (22:28:29): | Peterson |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (22:28:33): | How great is that |
| Proud Clouds | (22:32:05): | O for Christ's sake. You have to now |
| Proud Clouds | (22:32:19): | For all that is holy. You must change your name |
| Proud Clouds | (22:32:45): | Peter Peterson. C'mon. Do it for the sake of comedy |
| Sunday, 28 August 2016 |
| Vape-Worm | (00:08:03): | Do it |
| Proud Clouds | (00:09:54): | At the least, name your first born son Peter Peterson, Jr. Let him take his mother's name. |
| Proud Clouds | (00:10:12): | Let him take all the flack |
| Proud Clouds | (00:10:16): | Jokes on him |
| Vape-Worm | (08:17:11): | Now there are only 3 not engaged men. Time to start the trio we always wanted of murder ball refs |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:06:15): | Ive made a decision to never use the word fiance, The Room style |
| The Great Vape | (12:02:34): | She's just you're future wife |
| The Great Vape | (12:20:24): | None |
| Vape-Worm | (12:58:48): | Things that need to be said on Peters wedding day \n\n"Peter you are always playing Puschologist"\n\n"Oh Hi Mark"\n\n"I can't believe i ate the whole thing"\n |
| Proud Clouds | (18:14:17): | I somehow managed to sit in such a way that my right nut fell asleep. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (19:24:28): | That's impressive |
| Proud Clouds | (20:13:50): | http://i.imgur.com/wGBZX8n.jpg |
| Monday, 29 August 2016 |
| Vape-Worm | (12:39:36): | Josh. sept 11 we are gunna go to a redbulls game. You want in? |
| Vape-Worm | (13:06:14): | http://i.imgur.com/AU89nCx.jpg |
| Tuesday, 30 August 2016 |
| Proud Clouds | (06:58:22): | http://www.pgpf.org/ |
| Vape-Worm | (09:33:30): | What is it |
| Vape-Worm | (09:33:39): | Oh its Pete |
| Vape-Worm | (09:33:46): | i couldnt see the name |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (12:25:45): | this is the most american thing ive ever seen http://i.imgur.com/i19NBPh.jpg |
| Vape-Worm | (13:17:13): | https://i.reddituploads.com/3e50d2843f17464089fa63660fd33de5?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=e4ca472ed7f82c1f0ce4d0f55c4f0a76 |
| The Great Vape | (19:00:25): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA&feature=youtu.be |
| Proud Clouds | (19:58:42): | I'd gain so much respect for the shill if this were one of her legit ads |
| Proud Clouds | (19:59:37): | Imagine campaigns in 30 years when millennials are running for office. Ads are gonna be a straight shit show. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:45:46): | There aren't going to be elections in third years, just meme-offs |
| The Great Vape | (20:58:33): | If this is trumps legacy then well done |
| Proud Clouds | (23:38:40): | Trump just pulled a fucking Zoolander so hard. Shill used some software called bleachbit to wipe her server. Trump just said at a rally that shill poured bleach and other chemicals on her emails to further hide her crimes |
| Wednesday, 31 August 2016 |
| Vape-Worm | (09:33:38): | Trumps going to Mexico, probs finding a new wife, Ivanka is getting old |
| Vape-Worm | (09:34:21): | or what ever his wifes name is |
| Vape-Worm | (09:35:30): | http://marcoreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/trump-sombrero.jpg |
| Vape-Worm | (09:35:51): | Im voting for Gaint Meteor |
| Vape-Worm | (09:35:57): | or Deez Nutz |
| Vape-Worm | (09:38:14): | You know ever since unscribed from The Donald and Enough Trump spam. my views are just not a potent. I miss those dank memes |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (10:44:32): | Life has gotten a lot easier since I unsubscribed from all political sites/subreddits |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (10:44:48): | It's not providing me any additional political information, it's just a circus at this point |
| The Great Vape | (12:58:03): | Welcome to manufactured consent lol |
| The Great Vape | (12:58:40): | There's a good deal of evidence the government works with the New York Times to ensure what is printed is ok with the government first |
| The Great Vape | (13:00:16): | /r/politics is a liberal shit hole |
| Proud Clouds | (13:02:26): | Not a matter of evidence. That's standard practice in journalism. Even wikileaks consults with intelligence agencies so they don't endanger lives |
| Proud Clouds | (13:02:44): | Why you see redacted info even in leaks |
| Proud Clouds | (13:06:39): | But NYT does suck major dick. They withheld info about NSA surveillance of Americans and patriot act so as to not affect public opinion of Bush before reelection. |
| The Great Vape | (13:24:44): | No I'm talking the government talks with NYT about positions they take. They take liberal positions that they call progressive of left so that people who go beyond that look like radicals. Saw a noam chomsky interview yesterday about it, really interesting |
| Vape-Worm | (13:25:53): | you guys hear about they vine of the dude fuckingt eh McChicken |
| The Great Vape | (13:34:02): | I saw it |
| The Great Vape | (13:34:11): | Gave it the McDicken |
| The Great Vape | (13:35:22): | The vine page was "the official McChicken meme page" or something right lol |
| Vape-Worm | (13:36:17): | Its blowing up black people twiter |
| Vape-Worm | (13:36:27): | i love that sub reddit |
| Vape-Worm | (13:36:31): | they are just like us |
| Vape-Worm | (13:36:36): | like celebs |
| Vape-Worm | (13:36:41): | hate whities |
| Vape-Worm | (13:36:46): | fuck sandwhiches |
| The Great Vape | (14:32:29): | Mayo bad, seasoning good |
| The Great Vape | (14:32:42): | Also do you guys remember Cheyenne from high school? |
| Vape-Worm | (14:33:46): | Asian? |
| The Great Vape | (14:34:15): | No big black kid |
| Vape-Worm | (14:34:25): | maybe |
| Vape-Worm | (14:34:32): | show me picture |
| The Great Vape | (14:34:36): | Cheyenne little? |
| Vape-Worm | (14:34:42): | oh yea |
| The Great Vape | (14:34:55): | Oh shit so that was his last name |
| The Great Vape | (14:34:58): | Just had him in a case |
| Vape-Worm | (14:35:16): | what he do |
| The Great Vape | (14:35:29): | It's actually a pretty crazy case |
| The Great Vape | (14:38:58): | So basically these people who worked at a cleaning company, cleaned this paving businesses office. The owner of the cleaning company was one of the ring leaders. Since he was in the office after hours he went through their accounting and figured out their bank accounts. He was also friends with a person at another company who did the same, found out his own companies banking info. |
| The Great Vape | (14:39:47): | Then they went to a friend who had a magnetic copier and made fake checks out to themselves from the companies. Cheyenne Little was one of the names that appeared on these checks. 150k+ was stolen. |
| The Great Vape | (14:40:24): | They'd hire women to be the ones to go into the banks to cash these checks because they thought they'd raise less suspicion. Some of these women also became or were prostitutes. |
| Vape-Worm | (15:07:25): | are you legally allowed to tell us this |
| Vape-Worm | (15:07:30): | if so write a book |
| Vape-Worm | (15:14:36): | http://i.imgur.com/ObeXu.jpg |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:45:06): | this is for josh & brian, in case you guys are looking for a new hairstyle \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_trim_our_hair_in_accordance_with_the_socialist_lifestyle |
| Proud Clouds | (16:08:29): | Brian, are you allowed to divulge this shit? |
| Vape-Worm | (17:17:48): | I got box seats to the giants game tomorrow |
| Vape-Worm | (17:17:52): | 4 tickets |
| Vape-Worm | (17:18:02): | free food and drink |
| Vape-Worm | (17:18:10): | and none of you are invited |
| Proud Clouds | (17:26:11): | But what about the three of us? |
| Vape-Worm | (17:28:19): | you can watch on tv |
| Proud Clouds | (17:29:51): | I haven't been on Instagram in a long while and I just came across this |
| Proud Clouds | (17:29:54): | https://www.instagram.com/p/BJvWKxtg-qJ/ |
| Proud Clouds | (17:30:05): | Is this funny? |
| Vape-Worm | (17:30:26): | He is a makes you think comedian |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (17:30:34): | Haha haha haha he got me this time |
| Proud Clouds | (17:31:25): | Also, Marc. Sports is gay. But only the ones that I don't like watching. |
| Vape-Worm | (17:31:55): | he make you think "is this funny" so you go to a show, next thing you know you still cant figure it out and you tickets in 3 cities to his worl tour to see if the location matters to him being funny |
| Vape-Worm | (17:32:36): | http://67.media.tumblr.com/6278b0edd5bc871d39152201c6f424f3/tumblr_mqt9969wR81rtxq9do1_1280.png |
| Proud Clouds | (20:26:56): | https://youtu.be/UOPXkeITZzY |
| Proud Clouds | (20:27:45): | I found it. In all its brilliance. Trump mistaking BleachBit, a piece of software, for actual bleach. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:31:12): | The files are IN the computer? |
| Proud Clouds | (20:33:05): | Like I said, full blown Zoolander moment |
| Proud Clouds | (23:21:33): | Can we all sport fedoras and neckbeards at your wedding, Pete? |
| Proud Clouds | (23:21:49): | And canes. Definitely canes. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (23:22:34): | I'm expecting dumb and dumber tuxes |
| Thursday, 01 September 2016 |
| Vape-Worm | (09:37:18): | None |
| Vape-Worm | (12:10:44): | I realy have to respect the NSFW tags |
| Vape-Worm | (16:24:25): | i put lemon juice in my water and the after taste tastes like weed, no im worried |
| Proud Clouds | (16:45:59): | time to throw a lemon party |
| The Great Vape | (17:56:20): | Fox news was talking about 49ers qb Kaepernick sitting during the national anthem. I said I was happy with it, silent protest and that the star spangled banner used to have a racist slave owning verse in it. She said he should be grateful that verse was taken out and he was raised by white parents, had no problems and has nothing to complain about. So I said what about free speech lol |
| The Great Vape | (17:56:36): | My mom has more than once invoked the white man's burden unknowingly lol |
| Vape-Worm | (21:43:02): | In drinking in a box |
| Vape-Worm | (21:43:05): | Soooo |
| Vape-Worm | (23:23:37): | Listen. Everyone stop your stupid jobs. Join media. We get so much free shit |
| Friday, 02 September 2016 |
| Proud Clouds | (06:30:15): | http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN1175L5?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=57c889ee04d30106fd9559fb&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter |
| The Great Vape | (09:03:31): | I'm good Marc lol |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (10:33:48): | here's the thing, i don't really want to work in media, but i want free shit |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (10:34:03): | what hope is there for me? |
| The Great Vape | (10:34:16): | oh go to steve's Amazon School |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (10:35:59): | I hope I don't miss the cutoff for fall enrollment |
| The Great Vape | (10:58:54): | Who wants to co-own a bbq catering service with me next summer |
| The Great Vape | (10:59:25): | I'm thinking to call it "Brian and his Bitches BBQ #SmokeUp" |
| The Great Vape | (10:59:28): | I really hope that names not taken |
| Proud Clouds | (11:27:20): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE |
| The Great Vape | (11:27:46): | oh man did you see is first two tries |
| Proud Clouds | (11:29:30): | Nah. Just saw this on NotTimAndEric |
| Proud Clouds | (11:29:34): | Where's the other two |
| The Great Vape | (11:29:39): | on /r/cringe lol |
| The Great Vape | (11:30:14): | they're hard to watch i couldn't make it |
| The Great Vape | (11:30:15): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBo5-6WotEM&feature=youtu.be |
| Proud Clouds | (11:34:09): | O man. That was real bad |
| Proud Clouds | (11:34:28): | I don't think he likes Asian chicks. |
| Vape-Worm | (13:10:26): | None |
| The Great Vape | (13:11:14): | marc you would like reddit.com/r/choosingbeggars |
| Vape-Worm | (13:12:11): | It's amazing |
| Vape-Worm | (13:22:06): | It's josh expect poly |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:25:43): | What is a fuck boy |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:25:51): | I see this term a lot lol |
| The Great Vape | (13:27:35): | A person who is a weak ass pussy \nthat ain't bout shit. |
| The Great Vape | (13:27:41): | number definition on urban dictionary right there |
| The Great Vape | (13:28:12): | how to spot a fuckboy:\n\n- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals \n- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there\u2019s a \u201c\ufffd\u201d involved) \n- relies on his mom but doesn\u2019t respect women \n- looks like he just read one of jaden smith\u2019s tweets in all of his selfies \ncan\u2019t find the clitoris\n\nfuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy\u2026he a fuckboy\u2026and u will know\n- timothy over here askin\u2019 for nudes when all u did was say hello so he's a fuckboy \n- connor who won\u2019t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs cause he's a fuckboy \n- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time cause he's a fuckboy \n- gregory mad cause u didn\u2019t blow him after the first date so he's a fuckboy |
| The Great Vape | (13:28:49): | None |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:41:57): | I think Im even more confused now |
| The Great Vape | (13:43:39): | just do a harambe shot |
| The Great Vape | (14:49:57): | Marc your Doppelganger at my job has been let go again \ufffd |
| Vape-Worm | (21:46:28): | Who hired him again |
| Saturday, 03 September 2016 |
| Vape-Worm | (10:41:53): | This was my favorite |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:14:00): | I love to travel and I love to laugh! |
| Sunday, 04 September 2016 |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (00:41:24): | None |
| Monday, 05 September 2016 |
| Vape-Worm | (16:17:33): | Can I smoke shit with some weed ? Like get some solid hickory. And some dank |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:31:29): | You'll notice this pork has notes of hickory and skunk |
| Tuesday, 06 September 2016 |
| Vape-Worm | (09:41:08): | my mom has been smokings wings now and they are amzing, so next time you guys coem\xa0over we will make some |
| Vape-Worm | (11:22:51): | also dont forget Sunday is the game |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (12:32:30): | I'm excited, gotta learn about the team now so I can talk out of my ass |
| Vape-Worm | (12:33:25): | Do we throw beer too? |
| The Great Vape | (13:46:09): | Don't worry they give out cheer pamphlets so you can follow along |
| The Great Vape | (13:48:22): | Dave and busters dave and busted all over me, left my wallet there last night when we ate before kanye west, picked it up today and they took my $50 out of my wallet |
| Vape-Worm | (14:01:10): | it was probably Kayne |
| The Great Vape | (14:50:45): | You know how I said my two coworkers were let go last Friday right before labor day? One had signed a lease in NJ that day and now he's pissed at my boss for presenting this opportunity as a real job/career not a one off contract type thing. |
| The Great Vape | (14:52:30): | My boss is such a huge asshole |
| Vape-Worm | (14:55:05): | Gotta get that shit in writing, i learned from my last job that everyone sucks ands you cant expect anything |
| Vape-Worm | (15:01:40): | So I like to look at my old company to see who is still there and to hope they are circling the drain |
| Vape-Worm | (15:01:59): | i found a web site where i can see where see all the changes |
| Vape-Worm | (15:02:17): | 144 hires and fires since i left |
| The Great Vape | (15:42:58): | God damn that's some huge turnover |
| Vape-Worm | (15:43:21): | yea, i looked back and even the people who have been there for 8 years have left |
| The Great Vape | (15:43:29): | Well the new guy who was let go now wants to meet with my boss face to face to ask what the fuck |
| Vape-Worm | (15:43:45): | someone is gettting shot |
| Vape-Worm | (15:44:05): | can he legally do anything? |
| Vape-Worm | (15:44:12): | like was it in his contract? |
| Vape-Worm | (15:44:43): | also your boss seems like a sketchy mother fucker |
| The Great Vape | (15:45:16): | I'm not sure what his contract was but I know my boss hired him with a "this is a career" type advertisement. Wonder if Elis has that in writing anywhere. He is. I explained to josh his whole system it's fucked up |
| The Great Vape | (15:46:12): | He basically scouts students from his classes, promises them a good job/career, they get fed up at his job and leave or are fired, then he hires a new student who he starts back at the lowest possible wage. Longest someone had been here was 3 years and then they had enough |
| Vape-Worm | (15:49:32): | there are places like that |
| Vape-Worm | (15:49:47): | they look for lowest wage over personal invesment |
| Vape-Worm | (15:49:52): | its stupid |
| Vape-Worm | (15:50:11): | when are you leaving |
| Vape-Worm | (15:50:16): | you are at almost 2 years |
| The Great Vape | (15:52:47): | Well I'm moving down to hourly and part time so I got half a foot out the door. Once I complete this semester I'll havr completed a class that makes me eligble for internships that will pay better so I'm definitely leaving at least by December latest I think |
| Vape-Worm | (15:56:03): | part time so you are taking classes in the other part |
| The Great Vape | (16:04:23): | Well they suggested it since I was missing hours at jury duty which is illegal. But they're lucky I was trying to not work full time anyways. |
| The Great Vape | (16:05:11): | I wanted to work less so I could focus on school. But yea they've technically been breaking labor laws. I now have an email from them explicitly telling me to take a day off of jury duty to come in and work which I believe to be illegal as well. |
| Vape-Worm | (16:35:04): | you cant |
| Vape-Worm | (16:35:08): | you have to be there |
| Vape-Worm | (16:35:25): | do they know how laws work? |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (18:26:12): | this place sounds like a nightmare |
| Vape-Worm | (18:36:24): | https://imgur.com/H6CmOVe.jpg |
| The Great Vape | (20:12:11): | I'm only one of 2 white people in my grad class, the other white person is the professor powerrrr |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (22:18:09): | Kill all whites |
| Wednesday, 07 September 2016 |
| The Great Vape | (09:06:37): | I'm Dave Chapelle and I will be your professor for Mathematical Finance I. Lesson 1: \xa0Vanquish the white devil within |
| Vape-Worm | (09:23:42): | Brian is he telling you to seize they day? |
| The Great Vape | (09:24:08): | He told me to kill white men like today is my last chance to |
| Vape-Worm | (09:24:55): | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/community-sitcom/images/f/fc/Seize_the_day!.png/revision/latest?cb=20120523174602 |
| The Great Vape | (09:26:06): | "I'm going to have....a birthday cake!" |
| Vape-Worm | (09:27:53): | THIS IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO TEACH ACCOUNTING |
| The Great Vape | (09:38:32): | man community season 1 and 2 were top tier television |
| Vape-Worm | (10:09:06): | yea |
| Vape-Worm | (10:09:11): | season 2 |
| Vape-Worm | (10:09:13): | peak |
| Vape-Worm | (10:10:13): | https://twitter.com/stealthmountain\\ |
| Vape-Worm | (10:10:20): | have you guys seen this |
| Vape-Worm | (10:10:24): | its amazing |
| The Great Vape | (11:57:00): | https://gfycat.com/MarvelousDeficientErmine |
| The Great Vape | (11:57:09): | We can all at least agree Clinton is a piece of shit lol |
| Vape-Worm | (11:58:24): | that gif must be getting so much use in this election |
| Vape-Worm | (11:58:34): | also Gary Johnson is on youtube ads now |
| The Great Vape | (11:58:46): | Yea that gif has potential. Spongebob was the shit |
| Vape-Worm | (11:58:48): | and taking shots at Trump and Hillary |
| Vape-Worm | (11:59:04): | Doodle Bob |
| Vape-Worm | (11:59:24): | and the episode where Spongebob gets traded to the chum bucket |
| Vape-Worm | (11:59:33): | best full episode |
| The Great Vape | (11:59:48): | The Fry Cook Olympics is up there too |
| The Great Vape | (12:00:14): | "Do it for the Krusty Krab!" "For the Krusty Krab!" |
| Vape-Worm | (12:00:16): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tr6s2MWbmU |
| The Great Vape | (12:00:26): | "Do it because I told you so!" "Because he told me so!" |
| Vape-Worm | (12:04:43): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tr6s2MWbmU |
| Vape-Worm | (12:04:56): | wait wrong link |
| Vape-Worm | (12:11:53): | How did Spongebob get the rights to Van Helen? |
| The Great Vape | (12:12:24): | shhhh don't ask questions |
| The Great Vape | (12:12:34): | they may have been fans though or something who knows |
| The Great Vape | (12:12:42): | lot of celebrities guess starred because they were fans |
| Vape-Worm | (12:14:09): | yea but that was like season 2 |
| Vape-Worm | (12:14:38): | season 2 episode 15 |
| Vape-Worm | (12:14:54): | aired 9/7/11 |
| Vape-Worm | (12:15:05): | i mean 9/7/01 |
| The Great Vape | (12:15:28): | damn 4 days before the world changed forever |
| The Great Vape | (12:15:37): | the last golden moment |
| The Great Vape | (12:53:45): | https://i.redd.it/ojpwy6yumkcx.jpg |
| The Great Vape | (13:53:52): | I found this on /r/gainit and made me think of Marc |
| The Great Vape | (13:53:56): | I was at school pounding back some milk today and a kid looked at me and said "Dairy milk is bad for humans because milk is made for one ton animals and humans are not one ton animals." I looked him dead in the eye and said:\nI want to be a one ton animal. |
| Vape-Worm | (13:59:20): | http://visionaryathletes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Screen-Shot-2014-03-05-at-10.38.28-AM.png |
| Vape-Worm | (13:59:51): | Suck it darwin, we didn't evolve from apes. we evolved into apes |
| The Great Vape | (14:00:27): | Harambe was the alpha and omega all along |
| Vape-Worm | (14:54:19): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw |
| Vape-Worm | (16:10:04): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKmcJgwZg4U |
| GroupMe | (19:56:11): | Proud Clouds disabled Office Mode. Messages will buzz your phone. |
| Proud Clouds | (20:23:22): | Fuck this office mode shit. I have way too many unread messages. Just mute the conversation if you need when you're at work. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (22:02:47): | Offices are for nerds |
| Thursday, 08 September 2016 |
| Vape-Worm | (05:27:45): | Who's in |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (07:04:50): | We need fuck the zuck shirts more though |
| The Great Vape | (09:14:32): | I want a pic of Zuck bending over forward on the front of the shirt in pain, on the back of the shirt is harambes back, but he's looking over his shoulder and giving a thumbs up, and underneath him is #DicksOutForHaramambetoFuckTheZuck |
| The Great Vape | (09:30:01): | so we tailgaiting this red bull bitch or what |
| The Great Vape | (09:39:06): | Also some advice my mom gave me this morning via text, sent me a newspaper article titled "If you want more money, get a better paying Job" and then sent me "FYI". So just some sage advice for all of us to use |
| The Great Vape | (10:14:24): | http://www.mycentraljersey.com/story/opinion/columnists/jay-jefferson-cooke/2016/09/07/some-minimum-wage-debate-clarification-sorely-needed/89910298/ |
| The Great Vape | (10:14:31): | thats the article it has a different name online for some reason |
| Vape-Worm | (10:29:43): | What time we thinking of getting there |
| Vape-Worm | (10:29:47): | we can get beers |
| Vape-Worm | (10:29:54): | i have that big ass cooler |
| Vape-Worm | (10:30:54): | But if i get drunk keep me out of the Alley ways, cant be sucking street nips at 1 pm on a sunday |
| The Great Vape | (10:32:13): | its alright we will keep lookout |
| The Great Vape | (10:33:06): | ill make something to bring and chow down on |
| Vape-Worm | (10:33:14): | Oh forgot to say, went on another date with on car girl, we fooled around in the alley by the metuchen train station parking lot, but it was in the car this time |
| Vape-Worm | (10:34:29): | She also got really winded and sweaty, which made me wanna say "wow you need cardio" |
| The Great Vape | (10:34:49): | you should go to the exhibitionist show thats held in an alleyway |
| Vape-Worm | (10:36:00): | nah i dont want to be caught, i just like the night breeze on my nut sack |
| The Great Vape | (10:37:27): | was this metuchen girl a different girl |
| Vape-Worm | (10:38:13): | as terrible as it sounds |
| Vape-Worm | (10:38:17): | which one was that |
| Vape-Worm | (10:38:25): | i got to many hoes at the moment |
| Vape-Worm | (10:38:48): | the others arent worthy of stories, nothing funny happened |
| The Great Vape | (10:41:22): | lol do you just ghost these woman after you get your street bj |
| Vape-Worm | (10:46:50): | no, i slowly stop talking to them |
| Vape-Worm | (10:46:55): | im not a monster |
| Vape-Worm | (10:46:57): | well i am |
| Vape-Worm | (10:47:03): | but not in that way |
| Vape-Worm | (10:47:17): | I got a date with a rep from VEVO |
| Vape-Worm | (10:47:29): | i want to see if she can expensce my date as a work thing |
| The Great Vape | (10:54:32): | nothing turns the ladies on like being able to deduct a meal as a business expense |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:23:13): | Marc do you really only bang women in the streets now |
| Vape-Worm | (11:24:38): | No, i just dont want to bring them to my house |
| Vape-Worm | (11:24:42): | her place is cool |
| Vape-Worm | (11:25:11): | I dont want to be Hey Mom and Dad, this is ummmmm\xa0yea |
| Vape-Worm | (12:16:58): | https://i.reddituploads.com/1ec6ba0e1e934e2ab09d1161d131d966?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=69127f207e4fe6da81817fc35a0e930c' |
| Proud Clouds | (13:06:19): | What a hunk |
| The Great Vape | (13:27:44): | providing libertarian solutions to everyday problems, lmao |
| The Great Vape | (13:38:43): | whats your libertarian solution for roads |
| The Great Vape | (13:38:55): | also |
| The Great Vape | (13:39:04): | None |
| Proud Clouds | (13:46:53): | Trump boys got a hot sister. Lucky them |
| Proud Clouds | (13:47:40): | And she just had a baby. You know that milk is on point. |
| The Great Vape | (14:14:53): | None |
| The Great Vape | (14:15:15): | i get hillary was attacked a lot last night but trump literally couldn't string a sentence together last night |
| Vape-Worm | (14:17:33): | I want Hillary to win |
| The Great Vape | (14:18:13): | Really? |
| The Great Vape | (14:20:19): | Why the change of heart |
| Vape-Worm | (14:20:47): | As a conservative, i will defend some of trumps policies and even that he is better then Hillary, which i think is true. But if trump wins then that type of policy and action will be the majority on the republican party. Trump isnt conservative, he is just on the GOP ticket. Hillary wins, we get another Rep in the oval office in 4 year. Trump wins, we dont\xa0get another Rep in office for 80 years |
| Vape-Worm | (14:21:29): | We need Paul Ryan and Marco Rubio, not Trump and Pence |
| The Great Vape | (14:22:27): | Interseeting |
| Vape-Worm | (14:25:00): | The world flipped on our generation. Old days the right shut down the left for supporting free speech, with us it switched. the Left is suppressing a lot Right speakers on campuses and rallys. So if Shill wins, then people see who she is shutting down the right and we all look at society and take a breathe, Trump wins well here comes the left and people will aggree that speech should be limited |
| Vape-Worm | (14:25:19): | Trump has every right to say what he wants, and he has some vaild points |
| Vape-Worm | (14:25:31): | but he is an idiot and doesnt know how to say them |
| Vape-Worm | (14:26:05): | Just like Shill is the anti obama, Obama never ran on being black, he ran on he wanted to change the system and help people. |
| Vape-Worm | (14:26:15): | Then he made history |
| Vape-Worm | (14:26:30): | Hillary wants to make history by pretending to help people |
| Vape-Worm | (14:26:36): | I think we can all agree |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (14:27:19): | Nah that's just her angle |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (14:27:23): | It's all marketing |
| The Great Vape | (14:29:22): | While i disagree with the free speech bit and I agree trump winning would hurt the GOP long term |
| The Great Vape | (14:29:56): | She just wants to continue and expand obama's shit |
| The Great Vape | (14:36:39): | I mean the Right has an issue with Colin Kaepernick not standing during the national anthem. What about his free speech? I don't think the right is as pro free speech as they imagine themselves imho. \xa0My mom and Fox News hate Colin Kaepernick lol |
| Vape-Worm | (14:37:15): | Colin Kaepernick had every right to do that |
| Vape-Worm | (14:37:28): | and most young consertavives agree |
| Vape-Worm | (14:37:37): | Megan Kelly and your mom are the old gaurd |
| Vape-Worm | (14:38:40): | Most young conservatives, well besides the "cuckers" would agree. Its a peacefull protest that he did |
| The Great Vape | (14:38:53): | Well that's good to know, I don't keep pace with what the younger conservatives think so thats good to hear. What kind of free speech though do think is most under attack |
| Vape-Worm | (14:39:05): | there is a big split |
| Vape-Worm | (14:39:19): | between the consertavies and the pissed off |
| The Great Vape | (14:39:35): | the pissed off being the alt-right crowd? |
| Vape-Worm | (14:40:02): | I dont like being PC, and ill say social programs in my mind hinder alot, lower taxes less governement |
| Vape-Worm | (14:40:05): | that stuff |
| Vape-Worm | (14:40:37): | Calling someone a Cuck and a Nigger or Faggot isnt not PC, you just dont want to be told being white is bad anymore |
| Vape-Worm | (14:41:05): | Whats the alternate to the Right? left, Alt Right = Left |
| The Great Vape | (14:41:19): | the left's version of the alt right? |
| Vape-Worm | (14:41:30): | http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif |
| The Great Vape | (14:41:44): | i guess that'd be me and josh, we're about as far left as you'd find in america, we're socialist/commies |
| The Great Vape | (14:41:59): | ah man i thought the gif was gonna go on long enough to show steve brule |
| Vape-Worm | (14:42:01): | most all right are pissed off left |
| The Great Vape | (14:42:28): | you're say most alt-right are pissed off liberals/leftist? that I don't agree with at all. |
| Vape-Worm | (14:43:08): | well you have every right to your opinion and im sure you have vaild\xa0points |
| Vape-Worm | (14:43:15): | i mean CUCK CUCK CUCK |
| The Great Vape | (14:44:24): | i just don't see how someone who's a leftist or a liberal switches to the alt-right when ideaologically its the complete opposite |
| The Great Vape | (14:44:28): | i mean CUCK |
| Vape-Worm | (14:44:57): | there the same people who went form Bernie to Trump |
| Vape-Worm | (14:45:04): | let me rephrase |
| Vape-Worm | (14:45:08): | i see your point |
| Vape-Worm | (14:45:12): | Alt right |
| Vape-Worm | (14:45:20): | are just rebels with out a cause |
| The Great Vape | (14:45:49): | those people don't agree with trump they just hate the establishment and want to watch it burn, accelerate capitalism/government to the point of decay, at least from what i've seen posted |
| The Great Vape | (14:46:20): | i think alt-right has anger like a lot of americans, but their's is misplaced and misdirected towards immigrants, china, and other foreign boogie men instead of where it should be placed |
| Vape-Worm | (14:46:35): | Black people |
| Vape-Worm | (14:46:56): | i think the anger may not be misplaced, just misguided |
| Vape-Worm | (14:47:12): | and thats where our ideologies\xa0differ |
| Vape-Worm | (14:47:17): | Hence me right, you left |
| Vape-Worm | (14:48:21): | This election did make me realize something |
| Vape-Worm | (14:48:29): | The Left hates Hill |
| Vape-Worm | (14:48:34): | The Right hates Hill |
| Vape-Worm | (14:48:37): | and she is winning |
| Vape-Worm | (14:48:46): | so most of the voters are just unifomred |
| Vape-Worm | (14:48:51): | or dont care enought to change |
| The Great Vape | (14:49:05): | they just don't want to change the status quo |
| The Great Vape | (14:49:15): | the right is winning though things are shifting that way |
| Vape-Worm | (14:49:24): | Its a pedulm effect |
| The Great Vape | (14:49:25): | i mean shit hillary talked about being the small business president and about american exceptionalism |
| The Great Vape | (14:49:34): | that sounds like george bush circa 2004 |
| The Great Vape | (14:50:42): | in the past, democrats advertised as the workers party, repbulicans were the small business candidates |
| The Great Vape | (14:50:56): | now democrats are the small business candidate, repbulicans are big business candidate, and workers are left out in the dust |
| The Great Vape | (14:51:21): | and thats why bernie had such a following, from those displaced workers who now have no party |
| Vape-Worm | (14:53:48): | i think most of america is displaced |
| The Great Vape | (14:54:00): | trumps not exactly a big business candidate though, well he is but he doesn't present himself as such, and i think thats exactly what the alt right formed from. frustrated workers who had no one representing them, and trump comes along and says hey these are some reasons why shit sucks |
| Vape-Worm | (14:54:01): | Trump won because Whitey is angry |
| The Great Vape | (14:54:03): | yea |
| The Great Vape | (14:54:25): | some say he's the last gasp push of white nationalism |
| Vape-Worm | (14:54:36): | he is |
| Vape-Worm | (14:54:46): | and honestly he needed to happen |
| Vape-Worm | (14:55:09): | becuase its starting to become if you are middle class and above and white you are the enemy |
| The Great Vape | (14:55:36): | well he was inevitable due to the conditions we have |
| Vape-Worm | (14:56:17): | and thats were i think we differ again |
| Vape-Worm | (14:56:51): | I honstley think alot of the poor and stuff like that is a product of there enivorment |
| Vape-Worm | (14:56:58): | and we need to fix the enviroment |
| Vape-Worm | (14:57:05): | not by giving people money |
| Vape-Worm | (14:57:10): | by teaching them |
| Vape-Worm | (14:57:12): | to save |
| Vape-Worm | (14:57:16): | by getting jobs |
| The Great Vape | (14:57:23): | well this is definitely where we differ |
| The Great Vape | (14:57:24): | the money is there |
| The Great Vape | (14:57:27): | its just moving upwards |
| Vape-Worm | (14:58:49): | to the people who create the goods and services |
| Vape-Worm | (14:59:00): | and this is where we disagree again |
| Vape-Worm | (14:59:11): | you and Josh are labor |
| Vape-Worm | (14:59:16): | I am captial |
| The Great Vape | (14:59:20): | to CEO'sy |
| The Great Vape | (14:59:23): | yea |
| The Great Vape | (14:59:26): | i agree with that |
| The Great Vape | (14:59:39): | with most things you're either on the side of the worker or the side of the capitalist |
| Vape-Worm | (15:00:46): | you can correct me if im wrong, but you believe that since you are the one making chair, you should be a bigger part of the company since with out you the chair wouldnt be made |
| The Great Vape | (15:01:11): | also CEO's don't create goods and services. the people who create the goods or do the services do imo. \xa0everything is made with human labor. \xa0the ideaology just determines who gets paid. capitalism - the top employees. socailism - the workers who make the product |
| The Great Vape | (15:01:55): | well i do believe that without say the workers in a large company, say walmart had no stock people or cashiers or workers, the CEO's would be fucked |
| The Great Vape | (15:02:24): | higher ups rely on the buying the labor from workers and then selling it a higher price to make a profit, its the only way capitalism works |
| Vape-Worm | (15:03:06): | Thats where i disagree, the CEO investors and owners take the risk. They put there money on the line which they cant get back if it fails. You are a stock boy and the comapny\xa0fails, you find a new job, you invested your life savings in the company and it fails you are fucked |
| Vape-Worm | (15:03:38): | and you may say well the person may lose there job and fuck them, but none takes there money that they had earned |
| Vape-Worm | (15:03:46): | exepect uncle sam |
| The Great Vape | (15:04:02): | Lets talk about risk. Walmart recently from 2015 to 2016 has seen a decline in stock price, revenue, and profit, but the CEO has given himself a $500,000 raise. \xa0This isn't an anomaly. |
| Vape-Worm | (15:04:27): | Then the stock boys should quit |
| Vape-Worm | (15:04:31): | and work for Target |
| Vape-Worm | (15:04:37): | or Wlgreens |
| The Great Vape | (15:04:48): | Oh so any of the minimum wage jobs that don't pay a living wage lol |
| Vape-Worm | (15:05:17): | Now this is where i know we differ on wages |
| Vape-Worm | (15:05:21): | and i wont go into it at work |
| Vape-Worm | (15:05:27): | since i wouldnt get shit done |
| The Great Vape | (15:05:33): | Over the past 4 years the board of Walmart increased salaries by 45 million while recently letting 7,000 people last month |
| The Great Vape | (15:06:11): | Yea I know we differ on minimum wage a lot lol |
| Vape-Worm | (15:08:02): | Its there right as owners |
| Vape-Worm | (15:08:12): | they put there lively hoods on the line |
| Vape-Worm | (15:08:56): | if you want to give yourself a raise when you make a walmart, then thats your right |
| Vape-Worm | (15:09:19): | if you think its unjust walk awat |
| The Great Vape | (15:10:13): | why do we aim for democracy in private lives but cede to live to having a monarchy type heirarchy in our workplace |
| Proud Clouds | (15:10:52): | Exactly. Why is democracy in the workplace, ie unions, a bad thing? |
| Proud Clouds | (15:11:31): | How is an authoritarian system in business, or oligarchic system more beneficial |
| Proud Clouds | (15:12:34): | Just look at the NFL. One of the most successful enterprises in America. Fucking billionaires literally playing socialism as a side gig, and showing the world how successful it can is as an economic model |
| Proud Clouds | (15:12:51): | It can be* |
| The Great Vape | (15:15:38): | Adam Smith himself argued against corporations |
| Proud Clouds | (15:17:07): | Corporations or corporate governance? |
| The Great Vape | (15:17:19): | Corporations |
| The Great Vape | (15:18:27): | He thought everyone should be self-employed otherwise the free market wouldn't give liberation but instead enslavement |
| The Great Vape | (15:18:28): | his words |
| Proud Clouds | (15:18:48): | Ah. |
| Proud Clouds | (15:19:23): | Well to Marc's point about just walking away from a job at say Walmart, not everyone has that luxury |
| Proud Clouds | (15:19:43): | Many times Walmart is the largest employer in an area, that already is the best paying job, as well |
| Proud Clouds | (15:20:37): | Underserved areas like the may also lack community colleges where said person may be able to get training, let alone afford training if there is a college |
| Proud Clouds | (15:21:52): | "just walk away" is not solving any problems |
| Proud Clouds | (15:23:44): | And Marc, as someone that's not too keen on social programs, Walmart is one of the nation's largest benefactors of said programs, strictly because they refuse to raise wages. |
| Proud Clouds | (15:24:06): | They are fucking us, the taxpayers |
| Vape-Worm | (15:24:21): | sorry had work, will get caught up meow and respond |
| The Great Vape | (15:25:50): | Good, I enjoy talking politics with you gay nerds |
| Vape-Worm | (15:25:59): | Okay so here we go |
| Vape-Worm | (15:26:17): | Democary is in the market, not the work place |
| Vape-Worm | (15:26:28): | i dont get to vote for my supervisors shit |
| Vape-Worm | (15:26:33): | and thats why its run that way |
| Vape-Worm | (15:26:42): | You can always walk away |
| Vape-Worm | (15:26:49): | there in no gun |
| Vape-Worm | (15:26:59): | if you feel its so un just you will walk away |
| Vape-Worm | (15:27:18): | and walmart pays shit wages |
| Vape-Worm | (15:27:28): | becuase tehy\xa0know there employees get subsides |
| Vape-Worm | (15:27:34): | so take that away |
| Vape-Worm | (15:27:49): | either they walk or walmart pays more to the employees |
| Proud Clouds | (15:28:06): | Or you know. They don't |
| Vape-Worm | (15:28:18): | then if they dont |
| Vape-Worm | (15:28:22): | and you dont leave |
| Vape-Worm | (15:28:26): | its consuanal |
| Vape-Worm | (15:28:33): | and you are willing getting fucked |
| The Great Vape | (15:28:47): | it's consentual even though you have no other options? well i guess you could just become homeless as your alternative |
| Vape-Worm | (15:29:05): | if you feel its so unjust you will walk |
| Vape-Worm | (15:29:07): | no gun |
| Vape-Worm | (15:29:12): | unlike the govenemrnt |
| The Great Vape | (15:29:19): | where will you go |
| Vape-Worm | (15:29:42): | where i have to pay to pay the poor guys or i wll get taken away with guns |
| The Great Vape | (15:30:03): | you're forced to participate in the market. you can't opt out and live in the woods. its technically illegal to since all the land is owned by private firms or government and you can't live on it without $. you're forced to have to participate in the job market if you want a means of living |
| Vape-Worm | (15:30:05): | If you think it sucks but you wont walk away |
| Vape-Worm | (15:30:27): | you can live in the woods |
| The Great Vape | (15:30:41): | you can get arrested for it |
| Vape-Worm | (15:30:53): | thats the governement not the market |
| Proud Clouds | (15:31:06): | I don't think we're gonna get anywhere with this. Can you just clarify the one thing though about democracy. |
| Vape-Worm | (15:31:17): | yes we dont live in onme |
| Proud Clouds | (15:31:20): | Why it democracy a no no |
| The Great Vape | (15:31:24): | well also because large sections of land are owned by private firms as well |
| Vape-Worm | (15:31:26): | we live in a constuinaila republic |
| Vape-Worm | (15:31:44): | Democracy is great |
| Vape-Worm | (15:31:48): | in large pictures |
| Vape-Worm | (15:31:59): | we get to pick who sets the rules |
| Vape-Worm | (15:32:06): | for over arching things |
| Vape-Worm | (15:32:13): | now we are a family of 5 |
| Proud Clouds | (15:32:16): | It's a constitutional democratic republic. Meaning the representatives are of the people. As in demos |
| Vape-Worm | (15:32:17): | 2 parents |
| Vape-Worm | (15:32:22): | 3 kids |
| Vape-Worm | (15:32:33): | the parents know much more then the kids |
| Vape-Worm | (15:32:39): | worked hard to get the knowledge |
| Vape-Worm | (15:32:42): | 3 kids |
| Vape-Worm | (15:32:47): | are retarded kids |
| Vape-Worm | (15:32:54): | we vote to eat pizza everynight |
| The Great Vape | (15:32:54): | wait so are you saying the CEO's know much more? and that workers are the retarded kids? |
| Vape-Worm | (15:33:25): | You think the CEO of walmart doesnt work harder then a stock boy? |
| The Great Vape | (15:33:39): | something like 60% of the highest paying CEO's in the past 25 years have been fired, bailed out, or arrested on SEC charges |
| Vape-Worm | (15:34:02): | I never for bail outs |
| The Great Vape | (15:34:06): | do you think he works 530 times harder? |
| Vape-Worm | (15:34:12): | honestl |
| The Great Vape | (15:34:13): | is that even possible? |
| Vape-Worm | (15:34:14): | yes |
| Vape-Worm | (15:34:38): | not everything has to be protional |
| Vape-Worm | (15:34:52): | and the CEO has much more invested then the sotck boiy |
| Vape-Worm | (15:35:00): | thats why he or she gets more money |
| Vape-Worm | (15:35:05): | Captial over labor |
| Vape-Worm | (15:35:12): | is my philopshy |
| The Great Vape | (15:35:16): | oh the walton boy who was born into the right family? |
| Vape-Worm | (15:36:02): | some poeple are lucky, but when he gets the job he has to work hard at it |
| The Great Vape | (15:36:05): | the whole CEO rise in salary has been an upward circlejerk since a thing called compensation firms started existing |
| Vape-Worm | (15:36:22): | just becuase you start on third doesnt mean the run home is easier |
| The Great Vape | (15:36:29): | they justify CEO salaries to share holders. then CEO's use other CEO's as a benchmark to justify higher salaries. \xa0its a big circlejerk upwards |
| The Great Vape | (15:36:40): | no but some people are born on third thinking they hit a triple |
| Vape-Worm | (15:36:53): | dont think it them |
| Vape-Worm | (15:36:58): | but your one third |
| Vape-Worm | (15:37:02): | so make it home |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:37:14): | i will agree that CEOs probably work harder than a walmart employee lol |
| The Great Vape | (15:37:26): | do you forsee yourself becoming a CEO somewhere marc? just curious |
| Vape-Worm | (15:37:29): | my VP is always working |
| Vape-Worm | (15:37:34): | COO |
| Vape-Worm | (15:37:48): | CEO to much work |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:37:56): | lol |
| The Great Vape | (15:37:56): | but some C level position?[ |
| The Great Vape | (15:38:04): | ah COO |
| Vape-Worm | (15:38:20): | Fuck yea, and ill start at the bottom and get there through hard work and my charm |
| Vape-Worm | (15:38:31): | and sucking street nip |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:40:04): | i mean it's not crazy to aspire to be an exec at a company |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:40:22): | not an impossible goal in a 30+ year career |
| The Great Vape | (15:40:24): | no i was just curious because of the defense of capital vs the defense of labor |
| The Great Vape | (15:40:45): | he wants to defend capital because he believes one day it will be him |
| Vape-Worm | (15:40:49): | do you see yourself not? |
| The Great Vape | (15:40:55): | so that makes sense |
| The Great Vape | (15:41:05): | statistically no, nor do I want to. i have my own life plan |
| The Great Vape | (15:41:18): | doesn't involved CEO or executivedome |
| The Great Vape | (15:41:26): | executivedom* |
| Vape-Worm | (15:41:35): | thats why you dont\xa0defend it |
| The Great Vape | (15:42:02): | well also because your basically defending 1% of the population who is a part of it instead of the 99% who get screwed by it more often than not |
| The Great Vape | (15:42:14): | we just disagree on who to defend |
| The Great Vape | (15:42:18): | or who needs defending |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:43:01): | there are business leaders out there besides the waltons |
| The Great Vape | (15:43:13): | there are. costco is probably one of the only decent ones. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:43:19): | you cant generalize the entire industry based on one family |
| The Great Vape | (15:43:25): | well ok pick a company |
| The Great Vape | (15:43:46): | if you don't think its skewed one way then we have a disagreement |
| Vape-Worm | (15:44:53): | my comany |
| Vape-Worm | (15:44:56): | Dave Ehlers |
| Vape-Worm | (15:44:58): | Gay |
| Vape-Worm | (15:45:04): | worked his way up |
| Vape-Worm | (15:45:09): | now out charity is GLSEN |
| Vape-Worm | (15:45:13): | cool dude |
| Vape-Worm | (15:45:16): | down to earth |
| Vape-Worm | (15:45:23): | and works really fucking hard |
| The Great Vape | (15:45:26): | im sure he is |
| Vape-Worm | (15:45:27): | wasnt born rich |
| The Great Vape | (15:45:31): | and im sure you make a lot of money for him |
| The Great Vape | (15:45:37): | and he lets you keep a small part of that |
| Vape-Worm | (15:45:51): | With out him I wouldnt have a job |
| Vape-Worm | (15:45:54): | with out me |
| Vape-Worm | (15:46:01): | he could find someone else |
| Vape-Worm | (15:46:19): | i would find a new job |
| The Great Vape | (15:46:22): | why cant you find something else like the walmart stockboy |
| Vape-Worm | (15:46:30): | i would |
| Vape-Worm | (15:46:37): | but i wouldnt have this job |
| Vape-Worm | (15:46:44): | i would work of OMD |
| Vape-Worm | (15:46:47): | or Mediacom |
| Vape-Worm | (15:46:55): | or Zenith |
| Vape-Worm | (15:47:28): | I work hard knowing it pays off in the long run. |
| Vape-Worm | (15:49:20): | Brian you believe that since you werent born on third you arent making it home |
| Vape-Worm | (15:49:22): | me |
| Vape-Worm | (15:49:30): | if i was born in the batters box |
| Vape-Worm | (15:49:33): | im making it home |
| Vape-Worm | (15:49:48): | if i get thrown out so be it |
| Vape-Worm | (15:49:55): | but ill get right back in it |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:50:37): | my dad isnt c level but he's an executive and he didnt come from money |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:50:48): | his father painted school busses for a living |
| Vape-Worm | (15:50:55): | my dad didnt either, and he is a director |
| The Great Vape | (15:50:57): | my argument isn't that people can't work their way up ever |
| Vape-Worm | (15:50:57): | my mom too |
| The Great Vape | (15:51:23): | my argument is about worker exploitation and the growing inequality between the wages of the poor and the super wealthy |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:52:23): | fair enough |
| The Great Vape | (15:52:42): | my boss tells all his clients that im worth 75 an hour, thats how much he charges them to rent me out to work on their case, and in the same breath tells me im worth 20 of that. the only way he makes money, and the only way anyone can make money on the labor of another, is to pay them less than what their labor produces, which is not a fair deal in the view of leftists |
| Vape-Worm | (15:53:00): | If you think its not fair |
| Vape-Worm | (15:53:02): | leave |
| The Great Vape | (15:53:05): | i just use that as an example to illustrate what leftists conceive as worker exploitation |
| Vape-Worm | (15:53:18): | and on the right |
| Vape-Worm | (15:53:26): | its i take out a loan against my house |
| Vape-Worm | (15:53:30): | and build a company |
| Vape-Worm | (15:53:34): | i hire people |
| Vape-Worm | (15:53:37): | i make it |
| The Great Vape | (15:53:39): | well see, I can't. because I don't own a firm. and people only go to accountants with firms. its in this way that capital is required to produce more capital |
| Vape-Worm | (15:53:41): | and its awesome |
| Vape-Worm | (15:53:53): | loans |
| Vape-Worm | (15:54:01): | and a business plan |
| Vape-Worm | (15:54:11): | but what if you fail? |
| The Great Vape | (15:54:11): | loans are one of the most bizzare things when you think about it |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:54:45): | a lot of employees do get paid a percentage of the profits |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:54:50): | thats how my bonus was calculated this quarter |
| The Great Vape | (15:55:11): | part of which had to go to the white man |
| Vape-Worm | (15:55:12): | i just get a bunch of free shit |
| The Great Vape | (15:55:14): | aka insurance |
| The Great Vape | (15:55:56): | if i ever were to start a company it'd be a coop or a employee stock owned partnership (ESOP) |
| Vape-Worm | (15:56:17): | thats your right as a business owner |
| The Great Vape | (15:56:27): | but if you think of what money is |
| The Great Vape | (15:56:42): | and what i used to be before we got off the gold standard, it was a measure of gold literally |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:57:00): | you said something interesting before |
| Vape-Worm | (15:57:08): | about the white man |
| The Great Vape | (15:57:10): | about what pete |
| Vape-Worm | (15:57:15): | go on about this amazing creature |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:57:28): | my boss tells all his clients that im worth 75 an hour, thats how much he charges them to rent me out to work on their case, and in the same breath tells me im worth 20 of that. // well see, I can't [be self employed]. because I don't own a firm. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:57:52): | so would you say that a benefit of working for your boss is using his firm to get paid |
| The Great Vape | (15:57:57): | yea thats about owning the means of production |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:57:58): | or do you see that as explotiation |
| The Great Vape | (15:58:04): | well im required to work for a firm |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:58:09): | ok |
| The Great Vape | (15:58:19): | in that who will hire me otherwise or pay me 75 as an indepentent contractor |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:58:22): | i mean you don't have to, but nobody would deal with you if you werent right |
| The Great Vape | (15:58:30): | for the most part |
| The Great Vape | (15:58:35): | i mean who would come to Brian LLC |
| The Great Vape | (15:58:40): | "( |
| The Great Vape | (15:58:42): | \ufffd |
| Vape-Worm | (15:58:49): | me |
| The Great Vape | (15:58:50): | but say I owned the firm |
| The Great Vape | (15:58:55): | and i charged others 75 |
| The Great Vape | (15:58:59): | i can then literally give myself all 75 |
| Vape-Worm | (15:59:17): | or you say 60 |
| Vape-Worm | (15:59:21): | and undercut the market |
| The Great Vape | (15:59:24): | the only reason that doesn't happen is that choice is in hands of another |
| The Great Vape | (15:59:28): | lol |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:59:32): | typically the 75 covers other services too right? |
| The Great Vape | (15:59:33): | yea please meet me in my bedroom |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:59:37): | i mean you dont do 100% of the work for the company right? |
| The Great Vape | (16:00:19): | yea i mean im ignoring other things, like cost of goods sold etc but the undisputable fact remains that I MUST be paid less than what I produce otherwise my boss couldn't turn a profit on me and he wouldn't keep me |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:01:10): | well yea lol |
| The Great Vape | (16:01:29): | would you accept less for a commodity in the market |
| The Great Vape | (16:01:44): | you have 100 dollars worth of metal, some guys says hell only give 50 for it, would you take that? |
| The Great Vape | (16:01:58): | i don't think so. but we're forced to undersell our labor. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:02:21): | this would make sense if you were trying to calculate how many jews you need to build a pyramid |
| The Great Vape | (16:02:29): | its 7 |
| The Great Vape | (16:02:32): | 7 jews |
| The Great Vape | (16:02:37): | 7 bear jews |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:02:40): | but if you are taking a more dynamic job it kind of starts to get harder to argue |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:03:01): | most jobs you cant quantify the output into strict dollars or whatever |
| The Great Vape | (16:03:23): | i bet HP has you pegged tbh |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:03:46): | at that point you're being paid based on your responsiblity/accountability and how easily you can be replaced |
| The Great Vape | (16:03:47): | its a good measure for management so they know who to fire |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:04:01): | that's based on metrics around here |
| The Great Vape | (16:04:04): | thats part of it im sure, who's not bringing in more money they they're being paid. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:04:08): | targets you hit per quarter |
| The Great Vape | (16:04:19): | right and i bet there are metrics specific to you as to how much you brought in per quarter |
| The Great Vape | (16:04:27): | or at least your department as a whole |
| The Great Vape | (16:04:50): | and if you don't turn a profit or your deparment doesn't turn a profit for a quarter, 2 or long enough where it's an issue you get he axe |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:05:20): | yeah essentially |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:05:33): | im just saying there are other factors to employment |
| The Great Vape | (16:06:30): | right but if someone can't be profited off, that seems like a factor that would prevent being employed. like how it used to be that people with pre existing conditions wouldn't be covered by any insurance company, because they wouldn't be able to be profited off of. i think its a very similar proposition here |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:07:01): | ok fair enough |
| Proud Clouds | (16:07:10): | Squirt.org |
| The Great Vape | (16:07:29): | is this what it sounds like |
| The Great Vape | (16:07:31): | im at work |
| Proud Clouds | (16:08:20): | I saw a billboard in NYC |
| Proud Clouds | (16:19:33): | At least we can all agree that squirt dot org was a missed opportunity for us |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:21:32): | we have missed too many golden opportunities |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:21:48): | it's time to start the Dad Network |
| The Great Vape | (16:22:10): | for dads, by future dads |
| The Great Vape | (16:22:27): | we know what dads want and we just wanna give the dads what they need |
| Proud Clouds | (16:22:47): | It's like spike, but for dads |
| The Great Vape | (16:22:57): | just turn on your audio enabled listening television and say "daddy please help!" to go to the dad network |
| Proud Clouds | (16:23:49): | Network motto:\n"\u2026 but for dads" |
| The Great Vape | (16:24:16): | sports for dads! cameras focused on them cheerleaders \ufffd |
| Proud Clouds | (16:24:29): | Friday night can be gay dad night. We don't discriminate |
| Proud Clouds | (16:24:49): | Disco dad night is Tuesday. No one likes Tuesday |
| Proud Clouds | (16:25:22): | Pop up dad bars sponsored by the Dad network |
| Proud Clouds | (16:25:38): | We only have lazy boys |
| Proud Clouds | (16:26:07): | And we never flip the cushion. Or we always flip the cushion. But we don't ever wash them |
| Proud Clouds | (16:26:27): | O man, remember the couch jizz collectors |
| Proud Clouds | (16:26:59): | Purchase couches at discounted prices, but they required a certain amount of cum |
| Vape-Worm | (16:28:05): | I ONLY CUM IN THE STREETS |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:29:40): | to avoid any more of our ideas being taken, i say the next stupid idea we think of we dump thousands of dollars into immediately, with no regard for the consequences or even basic common sense |
| The Great Vape | (16:30:00): | word up |
| Vape-Worm | (16:30:11): | Street Nips |
| Vape-Worm | (16:30:18): | Wanna suck titties |
| Vape-Worm | (16:30:30): | try street nips |
| The Great Vape | (16:30:32): | i got 5 on it |
| Vape-Worm | (16:30:41): | the descret way to suck tittie in public |
| Vape-Worm | (16:31:11): | http://www.motherhood.com/images/site/BreastfeedingImage_100509.jpg |
| Vape-Worm | (16:31:15): | but a grown man |
| The Great Vape | (16:31:29): | c'mon babe just a few sucks |
| The Great Vape | (16:31:38): | you're lucky im wearing my NGBM street nip wear! |
| The Great Vape | (16:32:06): | how about just a flap over the nipple you can open and close |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:35:04): | oh cool, a line of men's shirts with nipple flaps |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:35:14): | street nips for all |
| The Great Vape | (16:35:24): | well shirts for women, made by the men who want to suck the women |
| Proud Clouds | (16:35:35): | None |
| Proud Clouds | (16:35:38): | You mean like this |
| The Great Vape | (16:35:59): | well there'd be a button to open or close the nipple flaps, in my vision of it |
| Proud Clouds | (16:36:15): | O. So a button fly for nips |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:36:17): | yea those nips are free |
| The Great Vape | (16:36:18): | you'd have to get custom made bras that let the nip out as well, another product to sell |
| The Great Vape | (16:36:23): | yea maybe a zipper |
| Proud Clouds | (16:36:31): | O man. |
| Proud Clouds | (16:36:34): | That's genius |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:36:34): | you need hidden nips for business meetings, but as soon as you hit the street its nips out |
| The Great Vape | (16:36:37): | "hold on gotta let the twins breath" unzippp |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:36:42): | nipper zipper |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:36:58): | listen fellas, you know how much you hate undoing bras |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:37:05): | what if you could just unzip the nips |
| The Great Vape | (16:37:08): | what if you never had to take her shirt off! |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:37:08): | get right to the boob meat |
| The Great Vape | (16:37:11): | lol |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:37:22): | "i just got to second base and my girl is fully clothed!" |
| The Great Vape | (16:37:40): | "i'm still allowed to heaven because of this technicality! woohoo!" |
| The Great Vape | (16:37:51): | "take THAT god!' |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:37:55): | lol |
| The Great Vape | (16:39:10): | someone find a clothing company who will make our prototype |
| The Great Vape | (16:39:23): | and will make it for 1000 dollars or less |
| The Great Vape | (16:39:33): | either this or we learn to sew |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:39:56): | i'm willing to dump my life savings into this |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:40:02): | into nipple zippers |
| The Great Vape | (18:39:14): | Marc pete you guys do bro splits? What y'all workouts look like |
| Vape-Worm | (18:39:32): | Lift heavy weight. Run. Repeat |
| The Great Vape | (18:39:35): | I saw naughty grandpa and got body shamed by Robert de niro, this will not stand |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (18:41:57): | What's a bro aplit |
| Vape-Worm | (18:42:27): | No idea. So Bros don't do it |
| The Great Vape | (18:42:57): | What r fitness calls doing bis, tri, chest one day, legs another, back another, or some variation of that |
| Vape-Worm | (18:43:13): | You mean do work outs |
| Vape-Worm | (18:43:19): | Chest one day. |
| Vape-Worm | (18:43:21): | Back |
| Vape-Worm | (18:43:24): | Arms |
| Vape-Worm | (18:43:27): | Legs |
| Vape-Worm | (18:43:32): | Shoulders and abs |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (18:45:15): | ah so i work out usually 3 days a week on a good week. chest/triceps, back/biceps, then shoulders/legs, and i try to do abs each workout |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (18:45:39): | i go to the gym with a coworker sometimes and he actually gave me a really good fitness routine he got out of a magazine, i can let you borrow my copy |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (18:45:55): | it's a lot of exercises i dont normally do but i found it really effective, helped me get past a slump |
| Vape-Worm | (18:45:58): | Biceps curls. Repeat |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (18:46:15): | i'm not really hardcore with lifting anymore, just something i do to maintain shape at this point |
| The Great Vape | (18:46:22): | I want that de niro bod |
| Vape-Worm | (18:46:47): | I want to be a house. I'm just a condo now |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (18:47:31): | you already got the diet part down, just need to find the workout part that works for you |
| Vape-Worm | (18:48:57): | All you need in your diet |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (18:49:43): | for real, imo the key is to just find the workout that you enjoy. a lot of people tell you just to do old timey olympic lifts and shit but if you just want to be in decent shape and look good you dont need to do a routine you dont enjoy |
| Vape-Worm | (18:50:09): | Yea do what you like |
| Vape-Worm | (18:50:58): | Find what you like and just go. Never try and begrudgingly do it. That's when you stop |
| Vape-Worm | (19:10:16): | The 6:57 NEC train got a really cute conductor. Does a train count as the street? |
| The Great Vape | (19:11:04): | Only one way to find out ;) |
| Vape-Worm | (19:11:21): | Only my penis can decided |
| Vape-Worm | (19:21:42): | New idea. Facebook but all the worst things about you. Like failed musicians and masterbated to ponies |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (19:22:17): | So regular Facebook |
| Vape-Worm | (19:22:27): | Yea |
| The Great Vape | (19:24:31): | Worstbook |
| The Great Vape | (19:24:35): | Or confessionbook |
| Vape-Worm | (19:24:51): | My post secret did that |
| Friday, 09 September 2016 |
| The Great Vape | (09:25:17): | the entire Seattle Seahawks will be protesting the national anthem this sunday |
| The Great Vape | (09:25:24): | can't wait to hear my moms reaction on that |
| The Great Vape | (09:25:31): | or papa bear o reilly's |
| Vape-Worm | (09:29:58): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Hauschka#/media/File:Steven_Hauschka_2014.jpg |
| Vape-Worm | (09:30:11): | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Steven_Hauschka_2014.jpg |
| Vape-Worm | (09:31:00): | i dont think Hauschka is gunna\xa0send anty message protesting |
| The Great Vape | (09:31:53): | why? he'll be sitting during the national anthem on the 15th anniversary of 9/11. that will definitely get attention even if he was the only one doing it |
| Vape-Worm | (09:32:25): | i ment he is the kicker |
| Vape-Worm | (09:32:29): | no one cares |
| Vape-Worm | (09:32:34): | about kickers |
| The Great Vape | (09:32:56): | sitting during the national anthem on the 15th anniversary of 9/11. people would probably yell at you if you were doing it in the audience lol |
| Vape-Worm | (09:33:27): | i got introuble for wearing a hat while i was the camera man |
| Vape-Worm | (09:33:54): | No one should care if you sit |
| Vape-Worm | (09:34:04): | no one should care is you stnad |
| Vape-Worm | (09:34:29): | Also people need to stop putting their hands over there hearts |
| Vape-Worm | (09:34:33): | thats only for the pledge |
| The Great Vape | (09:34:47): | well people do care. and i think actually they'll be taking a knee but not sure yet |
| Vape-Worm | (09:35:03): | people are stupid |
| The Great Vape | (09:35:06): | yea the fact we had to say the pledge everyday in hs was so dumb |
| Vape-Worm | (09:35:29): | whether you are on the right or the lest 99% of people are stupid |
| Proud Clouds | (09:35:43): | I was that cool kid who never said "under God" |
| Vape-Worm | (09:35:57): | You said under Money |
| Vape-Worm | (09:36:15): | or Stalin, which ever is funnier |
| Proud Clouds | (09:36:44): | Nah. I just skipped it. There was one day I just slept right through it. No one bothered to wake me up |
| The Great Vape | (09:36:57): | I pledge allegiance to Karl Marx and the future communist state of america |
| The Great Vape | (09:37:18): | i tried sitting a few times because i was doing other shit like homework and teachers would make me stand |
| Vape-Worm | (09:37:45): | I do think it was stupid to say it every day |
| Proud Clouds | (09:38:04): | It's called indoctrination Marc. EVERYDAY |
| Vape-Worm | (09:39:20): | nah i didnt\xa0see any reapers |
| Vape-Worm | (09:39:28): | Thats a mass effect joke |
| Proud Clouds | (09:41:08): | https://youtu.be/iAOOO12KW60 |
| Proud Clouds | (09:41:20): | Nathan has a web series. 5 episodes |
| The Great Vape | (09:43:16): | Nathan for me? It's an early late night date night with nate night! |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:46:45): | i know you guys are cool with kaepernick sitting down during hte national anthem |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:46:51): | but how would you feel if he went face down ass up during it? |
| Vape-Worm | (09:47:24): | Thats they way we like to get fucked by the establishment |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:47:50): | i think that is honestly a much more powerful statement |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:48:03): | hes presenting his boy's hole to the federal govt |
| Proud Clouds | (09:48:32): | None |
| Vape-Worm | (09:48:57): | http://imgur.com/b9v8VXt |
| The Great Vape | (09:49:45): | black asses matter |
| Vape-Worm | (09:50:48): | if you dont subscribe to black people twitter |
| Vape-Worm | (09:50:50): | i recomend it |
| The Great Vape | (09:51:16): | of course im subscribed to black people twitter |
| The Great Vape | (09:51:21): | and old people facebook |
| Vape-Worm | (09:51:28): | i dont know about that one |
| Proud Clouds | (09:51:35): | Ooo. I haven't seen old people Facebook |
| Vape-Worm | (09:52:47): | well this is fucking magical |
| The Great Vape | (09:53:25): | there's also indianpeoplefacebook |
| The Great Vape | (09:53:29): | equally as entertaining |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:54:03): | http://i.imgur.com/RxKYXk6.png |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:54:16): | http://imgur.com/nb136kl |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:54:47): | i think these two pictures are some of my favorite things on the internet in general |
| Proud Clouds | (09:55:44): | I've definitely seen these before |
| Vape-Worm | (09:57:00): | now we need some russian dashboard cams and we can get multicultrism |
| The Great Vape | (09:57:28): | I think /r/normaldayinrussia is a sub |
| The Great Vape | (10:58:53): | anyone have wellsfargo? |
| The Great Vape | (10:58:54): | http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/09/business/dealbook/wells-fargo-fined-for-years-of-harm-to-customers.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=2 |
| Proud Clouds | (11:02:17): | Holy shit. 5,300 employees fired for involvement |
| The Great Vape | (11:03:49): | no seniors admonished or fired yet |
| The Great Vape | (11:09:56): | stock still went up 14 cents too lol |
| The Great Vape | (11:10:07): | the market literally doesn't not give a shit |
| The Great Vape | (11:26:44): | what do you guys think of an anti-green party |
| The Great Vape | (11:26:52): | fuck the earth and the clique it claims |
| The Great Vape | (11:27:19): | if global warming is going to take us out, we're going to take the earth out with us |
| Proud Clouds | (11:33:18): | United we stand to watch it all fall |
| The Great Vape | (11:33:59): | let me ask you why man eating tarantulas get to live in the rain forest rent free, but I have to pay rent and worry about it's well being? |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:40:34): | We have 48 million people without enough food in the US |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:40:45): | meanwhile we have over 795 million worldwide starving |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:41:08): | yet we have over 750k giant animals in zoos that we are just wasting money on so people with enough food can look at them and say "wow, a lion! how nice" |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:41:29): | i say we stop wasting money on animals that would kill us in a second if they had the chance and use them to solve a problem: hunger |
| Vape-Worm | (11:43:36): | I would eat Hamarbe and Cecil in a heart beat |
| Vape-Worm | (11:43:43): | their heart beat |
| Vape-Worm | (11:43:47): | still beating |
| Proud Clouds | (11:43:56): | None |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:44:31): | Think of all the problems we could solve if we just hated the environment |
| The Great Vape | (11:44:33): | lol bomb the arabs and take their oil, bomb the indians and take their casino |
| The Great Vape | (11:44:35): | how relevant |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:45:03): | hurrrr durrr we have to preserve the environment because of natural beauty |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:45:23): | raze the rainforests |
| The Great Vape | (11:46:55): | burn it fucking downnnnn |
| Vape-Worm | (11:46:59): | I want to raise my childern in a world were they can get a 1 dollar hamburger, |
| Vape-Worm | (11:47:06): | So raze everything else |
| The Great Vape | (11:48:32): | i want my boy to be able to get a lion burger whenever he wants to its his right as an american |
| The Great Vape | (11:48:52): | you ever taste that endangered flesh? you know why they don't want us eating them? cause they're delicious |
| Proud Clouds | (11:48:57): | Bald eagle sausage |
| Proud Clouds | (11:49:13): | Beaver pie |
| Proud Clouds | (11:49:16): | \ufffd |
| Proud Clouds | (11:49:48): | Rhino tar tar |
| Proud Clouds | (11:50:39): | I can't wait until we inadvertently introduce Rhino AIDS to the world after consuming their succulent brains |
| Vape-Worm | (12:03:50): | kill em all |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (12:26:56): | We need to stop worrying about our kids and start worrying about our trucks |
| Vape-Worm | (12:27:29): | Truck Nutz |
| The Great Vape | (12:29:26): | let me hear you say Truck yeaaaa |
| The Great Vape | (13:14:31): | found out how to get my dream bod |
| The Great Vape | (13:14:45): | None |
| Vape-Worm | (13:15:36): | i saw that |
| The Great Vape | (13:15:36): | also ill get to look like iron man |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:30:51): | i bet you'll look good stark naked |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:31:04): | \ufffd |
| Vape-Worm | (13:36:39): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CR8eagnU8AAuYFm.jpg |
| Vape-Worm | (14:39:22): | is getting tampons for your girlfriend a sign of love, i see it on reddit. I just do what everyone should do, Go eww and loke her in a cabin until its over |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (14:42:53): | never understood the stereotype of guys being embarrassed to buy tampons |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (14:43:00): | like obviously it's not for you lol |
| Vape-Worm | (14:44:19): | I dont want people knowing i havent\xa0impreganting\xa0her |
| The Great Vape | (14:49:37): | "haha this nerds seed is weak" |
| Vape-Worm | (18:33:40): | I'm on the train and two ham beasts came on and say in a three seater with a dude in it already. I feel so bad for him. These bitches would barely fit in a three seater by themselves |
| Vape-Worm | (18:34:49): | Also this |
| Vape-Worm | (18:34:56): | None |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (22:45:30): | Sometimes I wonder if Dom mazetti got swole to make videos or if he really wanted to work out |
| Saturday, 10 September 2016 |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (00:13:45): | Eric Andre is great this season |
| Proud Clouds | (00:32:47): | Honestly, this may have been the best episode of the series |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (00:34:04): | Was thinking that too |
| Proud Clouds | (00:35:09): | Penn Jillette was great. Jillian Whatever had no idea what the fuck was going on. Ranch was turnt |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (00:37:13): | It killed me when he stuck out his head at the end and screamed atheism |
| Proud Clouds | (00:38:22): | Magic magic magic magic magic magic |
| Proud Clouds | (00:38:27): | Atheism |
| Proud Clouds | (00:47:50): | Pete, can you explain to me what the fuck MDE world peace is supposed to be |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (01:03:30): | I don't know but I find it captivating. I have a feeling they'll get a second season |
| Proud Clouds | (01:04:15): | It definitely has its moments. Hard to look away |
| Proud Clouds | (01:04:23): | The gym bit was good |
| The Great Vape | (09:08:09): | They're the red pill on tv |
| Proud Clouds | (09:08:43): | But is that they're intention |
| Proud Clouds | (09:08:47): | Their* |
| The Great Vape | (09:11:35): | Yea they said before it started it would be the most red pill show on tv |
| The Great Vape | (09:11:55): | I haven't seen all the episodes but everyone I've seen has references to red pill culture or terminology |
| Proud Clouds | (09:11:57): | Well then |
| The Great Vape | (09:12:28): | Yea the red pill is fucked up lol |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:49:06): | I don't get some of the sketches on that show, like that jail one at the end of last night, but they just do a lot of jokes about modern culture, internet shit. Etc |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:49:42): | I like that world peace is the one truly edgy show I've seen on TV, nobody else name drops David duke and makes fun of single moms |
| Proud Clouds | (09:50:14): | I do like that they break character in almost every bit |
| Proud Clouds | (09:50:32): | Cause they know how ridiculous it is |
| The Great Vape | (10:23:17): | None |
| The Great Vape | (10:23:22): | Anyone want a knife? Haleys having a garage sale today. |
| The Great Vape | (10:24:10): | 8 for the large ones, 5 for the medium 3 for the small |
| Proud Clouds | (10:25:05): | I see more than three types bruh |
| The Great Vape | (10:25:20): | Well we are selling them by type bruh |
| Proud Clouds | (10:26:14): | Are they all folding knives? Any fixed blades? |
| The Great Vape | (10:26:30): | Yea they're all folding knives |
| Proud Clouds | (10:28:23): | I'm gonna be a dick. Can you get one picture with each different knife. I wanna see if they're serrated and all that shit. |
| The Great Vape | (10:29:24): | None |
| The Great Vape | (10:29:44): | Evan found these too I think these are the dame kind as the ones in the boxes |
| Proud Clouds | (10:29:47): | Hot damn |
| The Great Vape | (10:31:03): | Edgy \ufffd |
| The Great Vape | (10:34:42): | But yea just let me know if any of you want a knife lol. Or stop by. There's a fee dog artsy dog food dishes too marc idk if that appeals to you |
| The Great Vape | (10:35:12): | None |
| The Great Vape | (10:35:31): | None |
| The Great Vape | (10:36:48): | In the first pic on the left is food bowls and on the right is cookie jars in the shape of hell Hounds |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (10:39:27): | can you combine the dog dish and knives to make some kind of knife dish? |
| The Great Vape | (10:41:34): | It's more of a dog knife but sure |
| Vape-Worm | (10:47:28): | Sprinkles and Wes would break that stuff thanks for the offer |
| Vape-Worm | (10:47:38): | I mean the knives too. I train killers |
| The Great Vape | (11:19:13): | None |
| The Great Vape | (11:22:12): | Better pic of the knives |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:26:21): | Why do they have so many knives? |
| Proud Clouds | (11:27:19): | Why don't you have this many, Pete? You're no man. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:28:47): | My youth minister was right \U0001f614 |
| The Great Vape | (12:12:13): | I just saw pete Zaki lol |
| The Great Vape | (12:15:02): | He works in risk management and compliance now |
| Vape-Worm | (12:15:05): | Where |
| The Great Vape | (12:15:38): | Think he said near the Raritan center, he's not too far from my job actually lol |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (12:34:02): | The biggest risk you can ever take is hiring Pete Zaki for your company |
| Vape-Worm | (12:41:44): | People work weird jobs now |
| The Great Vape | (12:41:49): | I noticed him because he was wearing a shirt that said 'I can't do adulting today' and I thought what a fag. Then I saw it was pete Zaki and it made sense |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (12:59:36): | Just checked my mom into a nursing home against her wishes #adulting |
| The Great Vape | (13:01:08): | Just checked in with her on her deathbed so I don't get cut out of the will #adulting |
| Vape-Worm | (13:05:59): | Fucked someone besides my wife. #Adultering |
| The Great Vape | (13:06:03): | We should hijack #adulting to just make it about the darkest realest parts of life |
| The Great Vape | (13:06:42): | Drank a fifth of bottom shelf whiskey because I hate my job and I can't relate to my kids #adulting |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:07:56): | Just found out that after 12 years of marriage, my wife was having an emotional affair with a co-worker and said she no longer finds me attractive, but we need to stay married because out mortgage is dependent on both our salaries and we don't want to take our kids out of their schools #adulting #justguythings |
| Proud Clouds | (13:09:12): | My colostomy bag is leaking, but I can't afford to replace it because I need the gas money #Adulting |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:13:27): | That awkward moment when you miss your daughter's dance recital because you have to get a biopsy for potential colon cancer and now your daughter says she wants to go live with her mother and her mother's new family in Seattle #lol #adulting #justguythings |
| The Great Vape | (13:14:42): | That face when you come to a dear john letter and divorce papers #adulting #thirstythursday |
| Proud Clouds | (13:17:29): | When you yell at your autistic kid, telling him to, "fuck off, Jimmy", then have to face the repercussions when his speech pathologist reports back that she's being berated with "fuck off Mrs. P". Then you just wanna keep telling Jimmy to fuck off for not being able to keep his stupid mouth shut #Adulting |
| The Great Vape | (13:18:16): | That awkward moment when you retire but social security ran out #mathishard #adulting |
| Proud Clouds | (13:20:42): | Should've gone through with that third bortion #Adulting #FundPlannedParenthood |
| Proud Clouds | (13:20:59): | We'll do well in Hell |
| The Great Vape | (13:21:54): | When your wife gets pregnant again and she doesn't know you had that vasectomy #bbc #adulting |
| Proud Clouds | (13:23:17): | You and the waifu both have blue eyes, but the middle child has brown #Adulting #Cunts |
| Vape-Worm | (13:27:17): | When your you are waiting for the technology to catch up so you can have an android version of your waifu so you can finally see a vagina in real life #manchilding |
| The Great Vape | (13:28:38): | That awkward moment when your wife promises you a room for your man cave but then has design ideas about how it should look #adulting |
| Vape-Worm | (13:29:50): | When you fall in love with a stripper because she pretends to like you and that's more then your wife will do #adultibg |
| The Great Vape | (13:31:34): | When a woman accidentally brushes shoulders with you on the subway and that's the most human contact you've had in years #ilovemylife #adulting |
| Proud Clouds | (13:33:48): | When the only home you can afford is one of those ridiculous Tiny Homes because the American dream is a lie. #AdultingInAmerica #NoKidsNoLegacy |
| The Great Vape | (13:37:26): | That awkward moment when the housing market collapses, your parents lose their retirement, you're in debt to student loans for the next 2 decades, wage stagnation and globalization have irreparably hurt the job market, and magazines call you lazy and entitled #adulting |
| Proud Clouds | (13:41:35): | Communism bad. Sharing economy \U0001f44d. #Adulting |
| Vape-Worm | (13:41:41): | When you get that direct deposit and you live at home and have no real bills so you blow 200 on a pair of shoes and still save more money then most 45 couples dream. #youngadulting |
| The Great Vape | (13:42:02): | That awkward moment when half your generation works in the service industry and companies wonder why no young people are buying diamonds #lazymillenials |
| The Great Vape | (13:42:29): | When you're excited to get socks as a present #adulting |
| Vape-Worm | (13:43:10): | When your pass a homedepot and you say "let me stop in I need a few things" #adulting |
| The Great Vape | (13:43:10): | Also what is the time of departure for tomorrow? We meeting at petes right? |
| Vape-Worm | (13:43:23): | Games at 1 |
| Vape-Worm | (13:43:31): | Tail gate for an hour? |
| Vape-Worm | (13:43:39): | So leave her at 11? |
| The Great Vape | (13:49:27): | Aight I might be a little late or have to go straight to the stadium because haleys doing the garage sale again tomorrow and said she'd help in the morning. So I gotta see |
| The Great Vape | (13:49:39): | Worst comes to worst I'll meet you in the parking lot at red bulls |
| The Great Vape | (13:49:48): | Be there and be ready to fight |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:49:58): | OK cool |
| Vape-Worm | (13:49:59): | Aight |
| The Great Vape | (13:52:54): | When you tell your wife you're going to blow of some steam with the guys, and "the guys" is actually the new bar near your house where you drink alone #adulting #marriageiscompromise |
| The Great Vape | (14:31:08): | That awkward moment when you tell your wife you'll quit smoking cigarettes for the children's sake but you love nicotine more than you love your kids #smokeup |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:29:59): | 90% sure my wedding will be on July 22. I'll need your addresses in a little bit for save the dates |
| Vape-Worm | (20:30:56): | You found a place ? |
| Proud Clouds | (20:32:38): | Save some money by sending Brian and I one invitation. Make the mailman's job easier |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:33:33): | Fuck the mailman. I'm covering these letters in double sided tape so I can show him who's boss |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:34:19): | And yes our venue is in Randolph, right by where Jessie lives off route 10. We have to do a church ceremony so we are waiting on a church in like Morristown or something but that seems pretty sure now |
| Sunday, 11 September 2016 |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (07:56:33): | Btw Josh I found out why that last sketch in World Peace didn't make much sense, it was censored last minute. The song that was supposed to have been playing was a song called cop killer but the network swapped it out |
| The Great Vape | (09:30:09): | Told my mom Seattle Seahawks plan on sitting today during national anthem. "I'm never watching their games ever again" lol |
| Vape-Worm | (09:31:48): | Because your mom is a huge Seahawks fan. True 12th man army |
| Vape-Worm | (09:32:09): | Can your mom name 3 people on the Seahawks? |
| Vape-Worm | (09:32:17): | I'll even accept coaches |
| The Great Vape | (09:32:40): | That matters not |
| The Great Vape | (09:33:02): | They're just unamerican! |
| The Great Vape | (09:33:31): | I can't wait till her team plays them and she'll have to black out half the screen |
| Vape-Worm | (09:36:08): | They have a right to protest. The NFL also has a right to put a rule is place to make them stand like the NBA has it. So if the rule goes into effect. Then they can't be jailed. But fined a shot ton. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:43:17): | Why is this even an issue |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:43:31): | It's the most low impact form of activism out there, next to chain emails |
| Vape-Worm | (09:43:53): | As Americans. I don't know either |
| Vape-Worm | (09:44:26): | They have a right to do it. If they think there is injustice in the world it's a way to bring attention to it. |
| Vape-Worm | (09:44:39): | I'm not saying the pledge until I can marry my waifu |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (09:48:25): | Just go to Japan you silly man |
| The Great Vape | (10:21:11): | Freedom ain't not free - Eric andre |
| The Great Vape | (11:17:39): | Shillary feinted at a 9/11 memorial today and had to leave |
| Proud Clouds | (11:19:05): | She didn't feint |
| Proud Clouds | (11:19:10): | She just left |
| The Great Vape | (11:19:22): | "Fell ill" |
| Proud Clouds | (11:19:38): | My money is on her having diarrhea |
| The Great Vape | (11:19:39): | No one saying what's wrong |
| Proud Clouds | (11:19:48): | Didn't wanna poop on a public bathroom |
| The Great Vape | (11:19:50): | Before leaving sources said she was confused and disoriented |
| Proud Clouds | (11:20:04): | Where you reading this |
| The Great Vape | (11:20:16): | Twitter account from a reporter who was there |
| Proud Clouds | (11:20:36): | Fox news |
| The Great Vape | (11:21:05): | https://mobile.twitter.com/johncardillo/status/774974671733137412 |
| The Great Vape | (11:21:52): | Dude is a pro trump ex NYPD so take with grain of salt |
| Proud Clouds | (11:22:05): | That's what I'm saying |
| The Great Vape | (11:22:55): | https://mobile.twitter.com/MiltonWolfMD/status/774979284016345088 |
| The Great Vape | (11:24:20): | Fact remains if it's heat stroke or heat related how will she fair in the middle east? Or mexico? Or arizona? It'd be crazy if she was actually so sick she couldn't continue. Then what? Biden? |
| Proud Clouds | (11:24:58): | Dude should lose his medical license for a Twitter diagnosis |
| Proud Clouds | (11:25:16): | Probably Biden |
| Proud Clouds | (11:25:42): | Plus, he's objectively an excellent debater. I'd love to see him vs Trump |
| The Great Vape | (11:26:11): | Apparently that video is just b footage and people there are reporting her fainting/needing to be carried into her care. |
| The Great Vape | (11:26:20): | Lol yea the Dr is a hack just thought it was funny |
| The Great Vape | (11:26:45): | Either he's a hack or the next dr. House who can diagnose based on twitter rumors |
| Proud Clouds | (11:27:08): | Sounds like the next hit sitcom on NBC |
| Proud Clouds | (11:27:21): | Dr Twit, MD |
| The Great Vape | (11:30:13): | It's like when they had that show blind justice with the blind detective who had to smell for evidence |
| Proud Clouds | (11:30:58): | Is that a real thing\n |
| The Great Vape | (11:51:05): | Yea lasted a few episodes 30 rock even referenced it and made fun of it |
| The Great Vape | (11:52:41): | So me and haley will be leaving in a few minutes to go right to the stadium and meet you guys in the parking lot? Cool? |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:53:02): | Sure sounds good |
| The Great Vape | (11:54:45): | Marc you going with with pete? Or want to carpool? |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:55:02): | Marc is with us now |
| The Great Vape | (11:56:11): | K cool beans |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (11:59:40): | You'll never have Marc again |
| The Great Vape | (12:27:56): | :( |
| The Great Vape | (12:28:19): | We're 7 miles out, should be at stadium around 1250 due to a car accident on the parkway |
| The Great Vape | (12:33:08): | Let me knows what area you guys parked near so we can meet up and I can cash out on those tickets |
| The Great Vape | (12:33:28): | I mean so u can exchange money for the tickets ;) |
| The Great Vape | (12:37:21): | None |
| The Great Vape | (12:37:21): | Stuck behind an eagle with my initials |
| Monday, 12 September 2016 |
| The Great Vape | (08:59:07): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdwhKRZuBw |
| Vape-Worm | (14:40:12): | None |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:51:57): | She has pretty good taste in music tho tbh |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (15:52:56): | Plus she likes sad men so I might give her a call |
| Vape-Worm | (16:18:09): | I don't remember swiping right on her |
| The Great Vape | (16:19:27): | I say go for it |
| The Great Vape | (16:19:31): | check that box off your sexual bingo board |
| The Great Vape | (16:35:11): | donald trump Jr. posted this on instagram |
| The Great Vape | (16:35:17): | None |
| The Great Vape | (16:35:47): | MSNBC and other networks think Pepe the Frog is a symbol of white nationalism lol |
| The Great Vape | (16:35:53): | not just something from an anime image board |
| Proud Clouds | (16:41:04): | The original of that expendable ripoff include David Duke |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (17:01:37): | The Duke himself |
| Proud Clouds | (17:02:36): | https://goo.gl/images/5758rU |
| Proud Clouds | (17:03:02): | https://greatschoolwars.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/image-1.png |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (17:05:26): | If trump wasn't actually going to become president I'd be 100% supporting his campaign. This is internet magic come to life |
| Vape-Worm | (17:06:46): | You think Shill Might die |
| Vape-Worm | (17:07:26): | also, i was at the gym today and CNN did a whole story about Trump didnt say anyhthing about hillairys\xa0health |
| Vape-Worm | (17:07:48): | im strating to think he might actually have planned this crazy shit in the begining |
| Vape-Worm | (17:08:09): | he might be the true God Emperor |
| Tuesday, 13 September 2016 |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (08:14:24): | Eid Mubarak guys \U0001f473\U0001f4a3\U0001f609 |
| Vape-Worm | (08:54:37): | http://i.imgur.com/ALjX4hy.jpg |
| The Great Vape | (09:01:50): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNTjNkD7ifU |
| The Great Vape | (09:04:17): | i found that by accident |
| The Great Vape | (09:04:20): | i was trying to find this song |
| The Great Vape | (09:04:21): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk |
| Vape-Worm | (09:28:12): | where did you find these |
| The Great Vape | (09:30:11): | well last night reddit linked to me an efukt video of a real life cuck who has second thoughts during the cuckening |
| The Great Vape | (09:31:05): | the video has the second youtube video song i linked playing during it, I was trying to find that and accidentally found time heideckers song as well lol |
| The Great Vape | (09:31:14): | it's been an odd 12 hours |
| The Great Vape | (09:31:20): | too many cucks |
| Vape-Worm | (09:32:40): | Who would agree to get cucked |
| Vape-Worm | (09:32:46): | i wouldnt |
| The Great Vape | (09:33:32): | some people are into it i guess. this dude was taping his girlfriend or wife fucking this black dude and goes "honey im having second thoughts on this" and she goes "Second thoughts on what?" as shes getting fucked, as though he's having second thoughts on having chicken for dinner or something lol |
| Vape-Worm | (10:40:48): | Like you really have to be beta to let your wife get banged, or into some weird ass shit |
| Vape-Worm | (10:41:04): | BoneSaw is ready to Cuck you |
| The Great Vape | (11:15:42): | Donald Trump, Pepe the frog, and white supremacists: an explainer\nThat cartoon frog is more sinister than you might realize. |
| The Great Vape | (11:15:54): | this is from an article on hillary's official website |
| The Great Vape | (11:16:00): | https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/ |
| The Great Vape | (11:16:04): | what a fucking time to be alive |
| Proud Clouds | (11:16:55): | When the fuck is someone gonna inform the adults that Pepe is just a stupid fucking cartoon that Pete drew |
| Vape-Worm | (11:19:28): | Can we do that |
| Vape-Worm | (11:19:45): | can we make Petes Hardly working cartoon a symbol for somthing |
| Vape-Worm | (11:19:49): | im think abortion |
| Proud Clouds | (11:20:06): | "Hey media. It was me. I did Pepe!" |
| Vape-Worm | (11:20:55): | http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1439367/Working#f6d69d_1438923 |
| Vape-Worm | (11:21:05): | this is about aboation and taking away womens rights |
| Proud Clouds | (11:21:32): | Quick, swap in Trump's head |
| The Great Vape | (11:24:30): | in the last frame just put Pences head and instead of him laughing say "We need to protect those who have no voice" |
| The Great Vape | (11:31:02): | when you enter hillary clintons site you see this sometimes |
| The Great Vape | (11:31:02): | http://i.imgur.com/D4G68lA.jpg |
| The Great Vape | (11:31:18): | Her whole platform is "I'm not Trump" lol |
| Proud Clouds | (11:32:14): | And that she's a woman. |
| Proud Clouds | (11:32:47): | Go back and look at Barry. He never discussed the black thing. Only after he won did he talk about it |
| Proud Clouds | (11:32:57): | She is full vagina ahead |
| Proud Clouds | (11:33:20): | Gotta snuke in her snizz she can't help not talk about |
| Vape-Worm | (12:25:03): | An orange reality star comes in and has a decent chance of beating the most "qualified" candidate in history. Hillary might be the worst candiate in history, anyone else would trump trump |
| Vape-Worm | (12:25:17): | Trump is speakigng to the angry white guy |
| The Great Vape | (12:25:37): | He definitely speaks for the angry white man |
| Vape-Worm | (12:25:39): | but thats not enough for him to win, Shill is losing as much as trump is winning |
| The Great Vape | (12:26:07): | Julian Assange says there's another more damning email leak he's holding onto till october |
| Vape-Worm | (12:26:20): | fucking frenchie |
| The Great Vape | (12:26:21): | trump has caught up in a few national polls |
| Vape-Worm | (12:26:24): | DROP THE BOMB |
| The Great Vape | (12:26:29): | we may actually be facing a trump presidency |
| Vape-Worm | (12:26:40): | which is bad for republicans |
| The Great Vape | (12:26:47): | and people are distrusting more after the feinting incident, they think she's lying about pnuemonia |
| Vape-Worm | (12:26:53): | man, i wish bernie was here |
| The Great Vape | (12:27:01): | since first it was allergies, then overheating, then oh yea she's had pneumonia for a while |
| The Great Vape | (12:27:09): | Bernie tried to save us |
| Vape-Worm | (12:27:18): | I hate all his policies, but he had 2 things i liked |
| Vape-Worm | (12:27:30): | he stuck to his guns, he never waviered |
| Vape-Worm | (12:27:38): | and 2 he wasnt hillary |
| Vape-Worm | (12:29:01): | He was a rarity in politics |
| Vape-Worm | (12:29:15): | i only wish he was conservative and not a dirty hippie |
| The Great Vape | (12:30:48): | yea its why i hated ron paul least on the republican side |
| The Great Vape | (12:30:55): | i mean rand |
| The Great Vape | (12:31:06): | man why the fuck would a guy named ron name his kid rand, just go ron jr jesus |
| Proud Clouds | (12:31:35): | Ayn Rand |
| The Great Vape | (12:31:56): | lobbyist stopped bothering to go to Ron Paul's office because he dind't bend his beliefs. there's way too little of that on both sides |
| The Great Vape | (12:32:05): | Dam you right |
| Proud Clouds | (12:32:09): | Can't get no more libertarian |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:27:33): | Gotta privatize the police boys |
| Proud Clouds | (13:27:59): | Shut up Pete and get to work on more Pepe |
| The Great Vape | (13:28:31): | Who needs roads anyways? Wasting my tax dollars smh |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:31:14): | Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads *heads to Somalia* |
| The Great Vape | (13:31:36): | I think you mean "Where we're going, they don't have roads" |
| Vape-Worm | (13:33:51): | http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/13/health/parent-acts-kids-think-parents-wrong/index.html |
| Vape-Worm | (13:33:55): | this speaks to me |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:35:03): | i thought this about my mom a lot when i was a kid |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:35:07): | as i got older i realized i was correct |
| Proud Clouds | (13:35:57): | my future parenting strategy to always be right: just say "i dunno" |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:36:05): | "ask your mother" |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:36:32): | dad, who was responsible for 9/11?\n...ask your mother |
| Vape-Worm | (13:37:43): | Dad why are you white and im black, Ask that whore i mean your mother |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:38:03): | i cant wait to raise someone else's kid |
| The Great Vape | (13:38:14): | Son, I know you've been into your British Broadcasting Channel, but it's time you learn about a new kind of BBC |
| Vape-Worm | (13:38:21): | I cant wait to have some one else raise my kid |
| Proud Clouds | (13:38:41): | cucked: the future of parenting in America |
| The Great Vape | (13:38:54): | we're such faggots |
| Proud Clouds | (13:38:59): | new reality show perhaps |
| Vape-Worm | (13:39:18): | I know me and Jamal dont look like father and son |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:39:32): | From Chad to Cuck - Reinventing the Modern Man |
| Proud Clouds | (13:39:41): | walking dead is already a pioneer. dat baby is shane's |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:39:56): | yup, and then they named it after some chick that carl didnt even bang |
| Proud Clouds | (13:40:01): | gonna grow up to be a killer cuck |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:40:03): | hes like "oh it's my 'teacher' " |
| The Great Vape | (13:40:31): | Cuck Quarl |
| Vape-Worm | (13:40:34): | Zombie apolcypse happens yoy\xa0sure as shit i aint rasie\xa0someone elses\xa0kid |
| The Great Vape | (13:40:50): | It's nature rules out here bitch |
| Vape-Worm | (13:40:51): | fuck ill kill my own, back on the dating scene |
| The Great Vape | (13:41:03): | you carry my dna or I carry your head to the ceremonial head pile |
| Vape-Worm | (13:41:28): | What happened you wife and childern, bitch couldnt run fast enough |
| Vape-Worm | (13:41:50): | The Kids, da fuq you think was slowering her down |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:42:05): | at this point, this would be a significant improvement to the walking dead |
| The Great Vape | (13:43:01): | carl, being the youngest virile male, starts impregnanting as many young women as he can and shoots those who opposes him |
| The Great Vape | (13:43:16): | its the perfect environment for him to create his own harem he realizes |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:43:47): | i think moral orel did that |
| The Great Vape | (13:43:54): | awww |
| Proud Clouds | (13:44:14): | My name is Quarl, cuck of cucks. Look on my works ye cucked and despair |
| The Great Vape | (13:44:28): | i got another idea. Rick and the gang goes through the forset and come across a self sufficient commune who farms all its own food and is completely self sustainable. \xa0There is art and free love. |
| The Great Vape | (13:44:34): | Rick starts decapitating them |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:44:58): | no joke that is kind of going to happen next season i think lol |
| The Great Vape | (13:45:11): | lol great |
| The Great Vape | (13:45:25): | they fight zombies with the power of music |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:45:42): | in last season he finds this new community, executes a guy in public on like the first day there and then becomes a leader and brings the community into all out warfare |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:45:56): | this is over like two days |
| The Great Vape | (13:46:05): | Rick did? lol. he's implenting his mein kempf blitzkreig strategy |
| Proud Clouds | (13:46:47): | guy was beating his own wife though |
| Proud Clouds | (13:46:59): | rick cucked the dead guy |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:47:07): | yea rick wanted to bang the woman |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:47:18): | so he executed the guy instead of putting him in a jail or something |
| The Great Vape | (13:47:34): | look at me |
| The Great Vape | (13:47:36): | i am your husband now |
| Proud Clouds | (13:47:37): | dead cuck did kill a guy though |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:47:50): | coworker just said to me |
| The Great Vape | (13:47:56): | so ricks going full silverback gorilla huh |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:48:02): | "if you ever decide to become a mass shooter, shoot me first" |
| Proud Clouds | (13:48:09): | woah |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:48:11): | i honestly did not know how to respond |
| The Great Vape | (13:48:17): | what vibe do you give off at work pete |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:48:17): | i just said "oh, ha ha |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:48:24): | she was trying to make a joke |
| The Great Vape | (13:48:25): | you still wearing that trenchcoat |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:48:31): | because she was on the phone with IT for like two hours |
| The Great Vape | (13:48:36): | you should have just winked |
| The Great Vape | (13:48:37): | LOLs |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:48:47): | should have said "i'll add ya on the list" |
| The Great Vape | (13:49:01): | he was just pissed off and was like man that guy next to me probably will mass murder us all anyways, at least then i won't have to deal with it" |
| The Great Vape | (13:49:47): | I remember one of the first times I met Rene Polanco, he said I look like a murderer lol |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:50:06): | were you writing your elliott rodger manifesto |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:50:23): | honestly thats funnier than any rene jokes now |
| The Great Vape | (13:51:24): | i asked who told him |
| The Great Vape | (13:51:41): | not really. i don't remember much from freshman year high school. that was the dark times |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (13:52:27): | I just remember the beatings mostly |
| The Great Vape | (14:59:50): | men, what is best in life |
| The Great Vape | (15:00:25): | shit posting, dank memes, and donald trump telling hillary clinton to shut it 2 weeks from tonight in the thunder dome debate! |
| The Great Vape | (15:00:33): | holy shit you think Pepe the Frog might come up as a debate topic |
| Proud Clouds | (15:00:56): | not a chance |
| Vape-Worm | (15:01:56): | My memes are the best, i have the best memes, the dankest meme |
| The Great Vape | (15:01:58): | ill make a bet on this |
| Vape-Worm | (15:02:09): | As a woman i know memes |
| The Great Vape | (15:02:10): | ill bet Pepe does come up at some point in one of the debates |
| The Great Vape | (15:02:15): | 5 bucks |
| Vape-Worm | (15:02:17): | those are now there stances |
| Proud Clouds | (15:02:38): | tremendous memes |
| Vape-Worm | (15:02:46): | my karma is Huge |
| Proud Clouds | (15:03:14): | are you betting just that it comes up? or that a moderator mentions it? or that Shilldawg brings it up? |
| Proud Clouds | (15:03:41): | doubt a moderator would touch it. not a policy question |
| Vape-Worm | (15:03:46): | shill |
| Proud Clouds | (15:04:04): | yeah i think its quite possible that shill will bring it up |
| The Great Vape | (15:04:09): | im saying anyone |
| The Great Vape | (15:04:14): | moderator, or the shill |
| The Great Vape | (15:04:39): | ill be 5 bucks a moderator does and 10 bucks hillary does a frog ribbit sound, then call that the sound of white nationalism |
| The Great Vape | (15:04:49): | she's already barked |
| The Great Vape | (15:05:03): | time to see what other animals she can do |
| Vape-Worm | (15:05:54): | she dont know danke |
| Proud Clouds | (15:05:55): | "read my lips, after this election, Trump is gonna be just like Pepe, croaking over twitter" |
| The Great Vape | (15:06:12): | she is the meme queen though |
| The Great Vape | (15:06:22): | netflix and hill? -actual snapchat from hillary clinton |
| Vape-Worm | (15:06:38): | Im hip to the youth |
| The Great Vape | (15:06:38): | its funny cause no ones touched that bat cave in a coons age |
| Proud Clouds | (15:07:35): | o man would i love to hear "coons age" uttered on the debate stage. by either of them |
| Vape-Worm | (15:07:57): | Hambre |
| The Great Vape | (15:09:39): | I have a question for Mr. Trump, from Twitter. Did Harambe deserve to die? #DicksOut |
| The Great Vape | (15:09:54): | give it 30 years and this is what we will see lol |
| Proud Clouds | (15:10:43): | "Secretary Clinton, regardless of your own anatomy, yes or no, dicks out for Harambe?" |
| Proud Clouds | (15:11:06): | clits out, Lester. Clits out. |
| The Great Vape | (15:12:48): | #WomenForHarambe |
| The Great Vape | (15:12:54): | #SmashTheCagedCeiling |
| Vape-Worm | (16:17:36): | Look at dem titties |
| The Great Vape | (16:18:15): | and then look at her everything else |
| Vape-Worm | (16:18:32): | yea i just saw titties |
| Vape-Worm | (16:18:42): | listen i aint trying to find a wife |
| The Great Vape | (16:18:51): | lol don't blame you if you're just looking to bang all you need is one good feature |
| The Great Vape | (16:19:01): | then you can let your imagination and turning the lights off do the rest |
| Vape-Worm | (16:19:07): | just some puppets to be put on my meat stick |
| Vape-Worm | (16:35:40): | a random number texted me and i have no idea who it is |
| Vape-Worm | (16:35:51): | i think its a way back tinder bitch |
| Vape-Worm | (16:35:55): | but i have no idea |
| The Great Vape | (16:46:13): | just say "remember what you told me the first time you talked to me? say it again" |
| The Great Vape | (16:46:28): | hopefully she will and it will refersh her memory |
| The Great Vape | (16:46:37): | your* |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:52:32): | I want to form a nest between those titties |
| Proud Clouds | (16:52:55): | baby bird between them bosoms |
| The Great Vape | (17:22:57): | http://www.theonion.com/article/scientists-look-one-third-of-the-human-race-has-to-27166 |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (17:36:52): | Draw straws |
| Vape-Worm | (17:37:22): | thunder dome |
| Vape-Worm | (17:37:42): | all the women at my job talk about there shitty fitness classes |
| Vape-Worm | (17:37:48): | does Lori want a job |
| Vape-Worm | (17:37:53): | she will fit right in |
| The Great Vape | (17:38:19): | are they crossfit bitches |
| The Great Vape | (17:38:22): | or something else |
| Vape-Worm | (17:38:59): | soul cycle cko name work out bitches |
| Vape-Worm | (17:40:03): | i dont do anything that doesnt\xa0invlove\xa0bench press |
| Vape-Worm | (17:41:02): | https://i.redd.it/7b8c4o6ckblx.png |
| The Great Vape | (17:41:41): | lol god damn i hate that |
| Proud Clouds | (17:42:13): | I was given a MacBook air and a hoodie |
| Proud Clouds | (17:42:19): | Amongst other things |
| Vape-Worm | (17:43:03): | we do have a start up |
| Vape-Worm | (17:43:09): | we are the uber of business |
| Proud Clouds | (17:43:12): | And there was definitely some soylent lying around |
| Vape-Worm | (17:44:31): | what is itr |
| Proud Clouds | (17:44:49): | "food" |
| Vape-Worm | (17:45:08): | is it people? |
| Proud Clouds | (17:45:32): | that's the joke |
| Proud Clouds | (17:46:02): | its pretty much powder that can act as meal replacement |
| Proud Clouds | (17:46:15): | has protein, fats, essential amino acids and what not |
| The Great Vape | (17:46:48): | unfortunately its super carby |
| Vape-Worm | (17:47:47): | eat your damn food peoplw |
| Proud Clouds | (17:48:42): | eat your damn people-food |
| Vape-Worm | (17:48:56): | EAT PEOPLE |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (18:16:34): | Kill people burn shit fuck school |
| The Great Vape | (18:32:39): | I went to school once. The school of hard knocks. I dropped out and got into rutgers |
| Vape-Worm | (18:52:21): | I'm witnessed a sassy gay black mine and equally sassy black women fighting in Newark Penn Macdonlads |
| Vape-Worm | (18:52:29): | It was magical |
| The Great Vape | (18:57:25): | We're they fighting over the mcdonalds ice cream machine |
| Vape-Worm | (18:58:04): | No that would have been the best |
| Vape-Worm | (19:09:55): | There is a recommend to a friend on tinder now. |
| Vape-Worm | (19:10:01): | We all need to get it |
| Vape-Worm | (19:10:08): | And send the best ones to each other |
| Proud Clouds | (19:11:16): | Hasn't that been there since the beginning? |
| Proud Clouds | (19:11:28): | Or am I thinking of a different app |
| Vape-Worm | (19:11:29): | Not that I saw |
| Proud Clouds | (19:11:46): | I remember sending uggos to friends |
| Vape-Worm | (19:11:56): | I do not |
| Vape-Worm | (19:22:58): | Also Halloween what we doing |
| Vape-Worm | (19:23:04): | I'm busy Friday |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:21:59): | Dunno what's there to do |
| Proud Clouds | (20:22:31): | Free ties |
| Vape-Worm | (20:23:19): | Drink excessively and hit on drunk sluts. And or get those sluts kicked out of a bar |
| Proud Clouds | (20:25:46): | I got it. I'm gonna be Kraft punk |
| Proud Clouds | (20:25:56): | I'll hand out free easy Mac |
| Proud Clouds | (20:29:54): | I'll buy massive amounts of dried cheese powders from Costco. I'll run around the streets in a manic state letting onlookers revel in the sick joke of my own lactose intolerance. A walking paradox. True comedian |
| Proud Clouds | (20:31:06): | Go to the doctor. Tell him about my depression. Tells me Kraft punk is in town. To go so him. It'd lift my spirits. I say, "but doctor, I am Kraft punk." |
| Proud Clouds | (20:31:24): | Go see him* |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:40:25): | You should be Easy Mac |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:41:00): | Hey girls, I'm Mac. How's about we go back to your place? I'm easy. By the way, want a scoop of Mac and cheese |
| Proud Clouds | (20:41:11): | Hey ladies. How you like your noodles? |
| Vape-Worm | (20:41:26): | Then I come in. Hey ladies I'm cheese |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:42:11): | Let's just go as a bunch of guys trying to get laid by passing out free samples of food |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:42:17): | It's the Costco Approach |
| Proud Clouds | (20:42:24): | How bout we go in the hot tub? Just make sure we get out in time. No one wants a soft noodle |
| Proud Clouds | (20:43:13): | Throw me at the wall and I'll tell you if I'm ready |
| Proud Clouds | (20:44:16): | Wanna go into the city. Not actually go into any bars. Just harass people on the streets |
| The Great Vape | (20:44:27): | Sup ladies want to make pigs in a blanket I'll be the pig you be the blanket |
| Vape-Worm | (20:44:57): | Sup ladies. Wanna be a pig in the blanket. You are a pig and should be covered |
| The Great Vape | (20:45:33): | You girls are lucky I'm not a Muslim or a jew otherwise I couldn't touch you. The names brian. |
| Proud Clouds | (20:45:55): | Sup ladies. Wanna sample my cream of mushroom tip soup? |
| Vape-Worm | (20:46:20): | Hey ladies. I'm part of green piece and I'm here to help. I'm here to make sure all whales are safe from harm |
| The Great Vape | (20:47:04): | Land ahoy! Oh I'm sorry I mean hello lades I mistook you your a small island mass. |
| The Great Vape | (20:47:08): | You're fat |
| Vape-Worm | (20:48:16): | Ma'am. In not gunna lie. You are the ugliest women I have ever seen. And you have more rolls then a bakery. Which I assume you are. But listen. I'm drunk and I need a story. So what you say. Swallow my load like so many Ben and berries pints |
| The Great Vape | (20:48:28): | Sup fatties, I'm the best you're gonna do so let's just cut the bullshit and let me stuff you like a chipotle burrito you ate for lunch. I'm going in the same hole that came out nahmean? |
| The Great Vape | (20:48:58): | Lol we had the same Idea |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (21:05:40): | My mom is my Facebook friend now and just told me she's framing a photo she found on there of me and Jessie when we were blackout drunk |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (21:05:46): | On new year's lol |
| The Great Vape | (21:17:17): | my sister is an anti-kaepernick bill o'reilly republican lol. she agrees with my moms/papa bears point of view that he's a pinhead |
| The Great Vape | (21:17:20): | not a patrio |
| The Great Vape | (21:17:21): | patriot* |
| Proud Clouds | (21:18:07): | What's the justification for her stance |
| The Great Vape | (21:19:33): | idk i didn't hear it, i just heard them talking about how dumb i was for supporting him, that he's a pinhead, so i yelled downstairs not to talk about me without me there |
| The Great Vape | (21:20:29): | then lori left but i know she thinks he should have been standing. also my mom was talking about some social programs trump wants to do, like child care and a few other things, and said he's just doing it because our generation couldn't make it on our owneeee and we need help from the governmentttttt (emphasis hers, in a babyish tone of voice) |
| The Great Vape | (21:21:13): | next thanksgiving i'm gonna turn it into a stereotypical sitcom thanksgiving with families bickering over politics |
| The Great Vape | (21:21:22): | that'll show em all |
| Proud Clouds | (21:23:20): | https://theintercept.com/2016/09/13/more-proof-the-u-s-national-anthem-has-always-been-tainted-with-racism/ |
| The Great Vape | (21:28:08): | i read my mom the first part. obviously she was not aware of the real history and did concede a little bit |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (21:28:25): | You bring these debates and comments on yourself |
| The Great Vape | (21:28:28): | but by not standing for the flag he's disrespecting WW2 troops specifically it came to be somehow |
| The Great Vape | (21:28:33): | i do but ill amdit i enjoy them lol |
| The Great Vape | (21:28:46): | its fun poking the bear |
| The Great Vape | (21:29:37): | i was like being forced to stand and salute though sounds more like something nazi germany/north korea would do, not a self proclaimed free country but that was glossed over lol. im surprised at lori though |
| The Great Vape | (21:33:32): | im surprised that lori had an opinion on something other than crossfit |
| Proud Clouds | (21:33:49): | What's her opinion of CrossFit? |
| The Great Vape | (21:34:20): | that was a joke, i mean it just seems like she gets caught up in fads and isn't really the political type |
| Wednesday, 14 September 2016 |
| The Great Vape | (08:27:56): | Trump is getting a medical by Dr. Oz today who will release the results on his show |
| The Great Vape | (08:28:24): | This is real not a joke lol |
| Vape-Worm | (09:16:31): | Just say this to your mom, He has a right to do it, and the NFL has a right to put a rule on the books to make you stand. there is no rule so he doesnt have to |
| Vape-Worm | (09:17:03): | Its a peaceful protest for something that he belives it worng with this conutry |
| The Great Vape | (09:17:06): | Technically the NFL is a non profit right? |
| Vape-Worm | (09:17:15): | Its a private corpoation |
| Vape-Worm | (09:17:23): | non profit doesnt\xa0mean shit |
| Vape-Worm | (09:17:55): | if you are a private cooperation, even if you take government money like the boyscotts do, you have the right to set the rules |
| Vape-Worm | (09:18:23): | because you can opt out at any time |
| Vape-Worm | (09:18:38): | and they can opt out of you at any time |
| The Great Vape | (09:19:14): | It was a non profit until 2014. Well things like non profit 501(c)s have different standards for how they can regulate employees since they get tax benefits from the government |
| The Great Vape | (09:19:31): | But yea you right now it appears to be non profit |
| Vape-Worm | (09:19:50): | the NBA has a rule that you need to stand |
| The Great Vape | (09:20:06): | Nfl would look like it's censoring free speech if it tried writing a rule now. But also people wouldn't stop watching football |
| Vape-Worm | (09:20:11): | and i doubt you will see them protest when it starts, since the NBA will fine the shit out iof them |
| Vape-Worm | (09:20:28): | they could kill babies and people wouldnt stop watching |
| Vape-Worm | (09:22:00): | You kinda just have to see it as both sides are retarded. When Phil Robertson said they stuff he did, the government cant stop him, but AMC had every right to fire him since its private |
| Vape-Worm | (09:22:11): | Libtards kept saying that |
| Vape-Worm | (09:22:26): | which they were 100% right |
| Vape-Worm | (09:22:32): | now its flipped |
| Vape-Worm | (09:22:41): | and people are saying its a free speech issue |
| Vape-Worm | (09:22:42): | its not |
| Vape-Worm | (09:22:49): | its an NFL issue |
| Vape-Worm | (09:23:55): | I will no longer reffer to people as right and left |
| Vape-Worm | (09:24:00): | just Funides and libatrad |
| Vape-Worm | (09:25:23): | http://imgur.com/VJPE0GC |
| The Great Vape | (09:26:30): | It's odd though in a way. Free speech, unless your employed. People get fired for shit they say off hours on social media cause it doesn't reflect their companies values. |
| Vape-Worm | (09:27:05): | Cause its a private company, free speech only pertains to the governement |
| The Great Vape | (09:27:18): | Yea but you're forced to work to live |
| The Great Vape | (09:27:39): | So you have to accept there's sector of your life where your amendments end |
| Vape-Worm | (09:28:00): | Just dont be a retard on social media |
| Vape-Worm | (09:28:26): | they are private companies and can do things they way they wish |
| The Great Vape | (09:29:09): | I think that's the issue I have that private companies can regulate your bill of rights just because they pay you money. |
| Vape-Worm | (09:29:23): | if you dont like it leave |
| Vape-Worm | (09:29:30): | thats the answer |
| Vape-Worm | (09:29:43): | you cant leave the governement you are a cizten of |
| Vape-Worm | (09:29:54): | well not with out a lot of hard work and paperwork |
| The Great Vape | (09:29:56): | To another private company who feels the same way or can enact the same policy |
| Vape-Worm | (09:30:20): | this is just coming back to big vs small government |
| Vape-Worm | (09:30:29): | im for small and have to take teh\xa0good with the bad |
| Vape-Worm | (09:30:40): | and you want big and have to take the good with the bad |
| The Great Vape | (10:12:06): | Unrelated, this weekend is evans bday. We're seeing a rutgers game he wanted me to invite you guys |
| The Great Vape | (10:15:58): | You guys don't need presents or nothing just a willingness to drink beer and watch football and hit on sluts |
| Vape-Worm | (10:16:06): | I have another birthday I'm going to on Saturday. Have fun though |
| The Great Vape | (10:16:28): | Kk |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (10:41:36): | unfortunately i will be in PA all weekend |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (10:41:49): | plow as many whores as possible in my honor |
| Vape-Worm | (13:58:49): | Tell Evan to say his name is Tex |
| Vape-Worm | (13:58:57): | Tex should be a junior now |
| Vape-Worm | (14:34:32): | Tex found early his freshman year and spent all his time with her, but she just broke his heart for a big city guy. So now tex is back baby |
| Vape-Worm | (14:34:40): | that can be his back sotry |
| Vape-Worm | (15:42:17): | Seems legit |
| The Great Vape | (15:45:03): | Lol takeme-now.com |
| The Great Vape | (15:45:22): | I haven't gone there so can't say this link is sfw lol |
| The Great Vape | (16:01:32): | I forgot what a cuck Dr Phil was |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:11:01): | He's not even a real doctor |
| Vape-Worm | (16:11:35): | Okay Harley Quinn Calm down |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:11:48): | His name isn't even Phil |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:12:17): | Its Frank, JD |
| Proud Clouds | (16:12:27): | He's just a figment of Oprah's imagination |
| Proud Clouds | (16:13:03): | If he's a lawyer, he's technically a doctor |
| Proud Clouds | (16:13:10): | Juris Doctor |
| Proud Clouds | (16:13:46): | He should change the name of his show to Frankie Philly Esquire |
| The Great Vape | (16:17:08): | Wait he's a lawyer not a psych md? Lol |
| Proud Clouds | (16:20:56): | So he's got a PhD in clinical psych. He's legit |
| Proud Clouds | (16:21:01): | And his name is Phil |
| Proud Clouds | (16:21:15): | His credentials are legit at least |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:23:14): | He's a doctor of the mind, that's even more powerful than those body nerd doctors |
| Vape-Worm | (16:23:56): | My Body is more powerful then the mind |
| Vape-Worm | (16:24:01): | the mind is all squishy |
| The Great Vape | (16:24:56): | It goes doctor of the mind > doctor of the vagoo > all those other nerds > doctor of history |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (16:25:35): | Dr. Phi - doctor of the mind, helping to mend the very thing that makes man who he is and our only window to reality\n\nRegular Doctors - "hurrr durr im going to remove a growth from ur butthole" |
| The Great Vape | (16:33:41): | Doctor Phil also asks the patient for their opinions on their own illness. Doctors just tells the patient their opinion on their illness, fucking know it alls |
| Vape-Worm | (17:38:35): | https://i.redd.it/uq6tztniojlx.png |
| Proud Clouds | (18:02:26): | #ClitsOut |
| Proud Clouds | (19:57:32): | New South park tonight is talkin foozball |
| Vape-Worm | (20:47:09): | Brian Pete. Do you realize my dad of alcoholism was Craig Robeson ? |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:59:32): | Yeah of course |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (20:59:56): | I was watching the office for like 10 hours a day by the time I saw helpful bus |
| Vape-Worm | (21:10:09): | I never watched it |
| Vape-Worm | (21:10:28): | The office |
| Vape-Worm | (21:10:48): | I had cringe humor |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (21:16:53): | It's not cringe humor. It's my life. |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (21:16:57): | https://youtu.be/kJa2kwoZ2a4 |
| Vape-Worm | (21:20:26): | College humor went from this |
| Vape-Worm | (21:20:30): | To this |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (21:21:18): | "hey, this period isn't half bad!" |
| Vape-Worm | (21:24:07): | Is that what people in college think is funny know? |
| Sir Vapes-A-Lot | (21:24:29): | Well it has college humor in the title |
| Vape-Worm | (21:24:53): | You were kings. Now mere peasants |
| The Great Vape | (21:35:07): | Blame mike Gilbert |
| The Great Vape | (21:35:56): | Also cmon college humor was always 30 year Olds writing jokes for young 20 year olds. It was humor for college kids by adults. This is what older people think college kids are like. |
| Thursday, 15 September 2016 |
| Vape-Worm | (05:10:00): | I watch the period one. It was actually kinda funny. It wasn't a psa. More a mock psa |
| The Great Vape | (08:43:05): | You guys see those Collin Powell emails |
| The Great Vape | (08:43:22): | he said hillary clinton is non-transformation and that bill is still dicking bimbos at his house |
| The Great Vape | (08:43:35): | then a reporter asked if those emails were real and he said ya god damn right they are |
| The Great Vape | (08:45:03): | he also called them the clintonista's and referred to their workers as clintons minions lol |
| The Great Vape | (09:13:07): | he also said you won't believe the other shit i wrote |
| The Great Vape | (09:13:14): | he said more are coming he's sure |
| The Great Vape | (09:13:22): | i hope he calls hillary a cunt in an email lol |
| The Great Vape | (09:13:31): | and then says yea i wrote it so what, she is one |
| Vape-Worm | (09:16:53): | Colin Powell thing as shot |
| Vape-Worm | (09:22:50): | Favortie thing about this, one that buzzfeed broke the story |
| Vape-Worm | (09:23:16): | two the highlight him sayiong trump is a national digress and say he called Hilairy\xa0Greddy |
| Vape-Worm | (09:23:31): | He called her a cunt and no one is saying anything |
| The Great Vape | (09:28:02): | buzzfeed actually broke another great story too recently about the secret international arbitration between companies and business and how businesses can strong arm little countries |
| The Great Vape | (09:28:04): | https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrishamby/super-court?utm_term=.vhx6RbAV2R#.bnBWEGgNPE |
| The Great Vape | (09:28:16): | buzzfeed actually has been a decent journalist as of recent. true signs of the end times |
| Vape-Worm | (09:29:25): | A bank seised a war ship from a south american nation since it owed it money |
| Vape-Worm | (09:29:36): | which i think is baller as fuck |
| The Great Vape | (09:31:38): | a lot of times the company bases these lost earnings on potential future loss revenue though, at least according to the article |
| The Great Vape | (09:32:20): | one company was expecting a 14% yearly rate of return, but a change of leadership prevented them from doing their business. so they got what they were GOING to invest (they had not put a dime in yet) plus 14% and damages |
| The Great Vape | (09:32:32): | its a really good article series from buzzfeed |
| The Great Vape | (09:32:38): | words i never thought I said for $100 |
| GroupMe | (10:01:22): | Sir Vapes-A-Lot changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (10:02:10): | Sir Vapes-A-Lot changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (10:02:56): | The Great Vape changed the group's name to The Saucy Boys |
| GroupMe | (10:03:04): | The Great Vape changed the topic to: Seize the Memes of Production |
| The Great Vape | (10:04:03): | Saucy Boys is how John Adams referred to alcoholics |
| The Great Vape | (10:04:10): | just so there's no confusion. i think that term needs a comeback |
| GroupMe | (10:55:52): | Vape-Worm changed name to The Socialist PAR-TAY |
| GroupMe | (11:06:04): | The Great Vape changed name to Quit Your Stall-in |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:13:53): | https://i.reddituploads.com/488e7e3ed18a4a718b046ede438b2e0e?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=4bf401cf74d212ff7e46b0ae388aaa34 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:15:22): | lol such a memeable picture |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:15:29): | that is one fetish i will never understand |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:15:43): | Ponies |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:19:24): | i mean even bestiality i can understand, you put your dick in a hole, I get that |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:19:26): | but cartoon ponies |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:19:30): | you can't fuck a tv |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:20:09): | i guess its cartoon plus beasity |
| GroupMe | (11:21:15): | Sir Vapes-A-Lot changed name to Pol Pothead |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:20:38): | https://i.redd.it/af563zm7tykx.png |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:21:50): | at least he was polite lol |
| GroupMe | (12:49:22): | Proud Clouds changed name to Noam Chumpsky |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:01:30): | http://imgur.com/MDhg2HU |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:04:00): | when netflix and chill turns into netflix and WILL SOMEBODY SHUT THAT GOD DAMN BABY UP |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:11:45): | http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2016/09/new_jersey_tops_nation_in_number_of_millennials_living_with_their_parents.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:22:19): | Becuase the taxes are to damn high |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:22:25): | Fucking governement |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:22:43): | and rent/standard of living is one of the highest in the country |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:22:59): | im probably leaving this place after graduation lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:59:49): | NJ beuracracy. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:00:16): | So much paper |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:04:24): | FUCK TREES I CLIMB BOUYS MOTHER FUCKER |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:10:59): | Just walked into the bathroom in the same government building. Dude was taking a dump with the stall door wide open. Weird thing is, I was in the bathroom first taking a piss. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:45:20): | IT WAS ME |
| Pol Pothead | (16:57:23): | Josh are you working for the man now |
| Pol Pothead | (16:57:50): | Also Brian you're right, cost of living in NJ is absurd now. Wish I could get out of this state |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:10:28): | Nah. Volunteering for the man |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:11:04): | I'd love to work for the man though |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:11:17): | Then become the man |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:11:52): | Welcome to the Jew World Order |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:13:33): | Already there. Open your eyes |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:13:41): | You sheep |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:31:09): | You know what i think would be funny |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:31:20): | if i dated like a really artsy chick |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:31:30): | life she liked going to art gallerys and shit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:31:34): | and then theres me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:31:42): | who referes to shirts as arm prison |
| Pol Pothead | (17:33:03): | Maybe she thinks you're doing that as performance art |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:33:17): | she would be wring |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:19:01): | http://www.theonion.com/article/man-just-waiting-tables-until-fundamental-structur-53950 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:19:20): | think there's some commies at the onion lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:03:00): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:06:02): | #LegalizeRanch |
| Pol Pothead | (20:06:02): | Sick waifu bro |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:38:19): | Back to the art thing. When I cum on her face I'll call my self Jackson Polluck |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:17:07): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:24:02): | Halloween. What's up? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:25:50): | I'm definitely doing cheese dealer. Gonna buy a bunch of dime baggies. Safety pin them into my jacket. Give some options. Cheddar. Parmesan. Jalapeno jack. 5 cheese shredded blend. Then individual macaroni noodles in their own baggies |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:26:14): | Have eights too of each variety |
| Pol Pothead | (22:26:18): | That's actually really good |
| Pol Pothead | (22:26:31): | Id be down to do something fun |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:26:36): | O Pete you missed it last year. It was a fucking blast. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:26:51): | Handing shit out to people is definitely the way to go. |
| Pol Pothead | (22:26:53): | Gotta see if Jessie has plans already tho |
| Pol Pothead | (22:27:00): | Didn't you get kicked out of a bar |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:27:23): | No. Marc got other people kicked out of line to the bar we were in |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:28:58): | If someone else wants to be a pasta dealer, we could work that angle. Maybe one of you Italians |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:29:26): | You come in cool with the Mac. I hit em hard with the cheese |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:30:32): | Oh it was amazing marc got other people kicked out of line for throwing shit into the bar that he originally threw at them, he essentially had me and haley cut 10 people lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:32:16): | Ooo. Two of us can be Mac and cheese. The other two peanut butter and jelly |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:32:46): | Me and haley already got a thing |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:32:58): | Imagine four assholes trying to peddle individual noodles. Bags of cheese. Bags of peanut butter. Bags of jelly |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:33:27): | Going somewhere or you're planning an outfit |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:33:40): | We're gonna be Lance and nina from portlandia because I a good impression of Fred armisen doing an impression of a whiney woman |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:33:45): | Just costumes |
| Pol Pothead | (22:33:48): | Got that WMD |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:34:51): | Got that PBJ |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:35:06): | Marc, fulfill your destiny. Become my Mac |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:37:58): | Ok Marc is mac but who is you? Dennis? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:38:27): | No. I'm just cheese |
| Pol Pothead | (22:38:28): | Cheese |
| Pol Pothead | (22:38:44): | It's a new kind of mac |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:38:54): | Real easy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:39:30): | You'll get iced in the end, can't say you didn't deserve it |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:39:42): | This Mac is so easy he'll dick ya in the alley |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:40:15): | The cheese stands alone |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (23:31:20): | Rejoined Facebook and instantly regret it but hopefully some good will come from it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (23:31:37): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (23:31:38): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (23:32:08): | Anyone want a kitten lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:34:04): | Why did you do this Brian. Leave. Now. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (23:34:48): | I'm going to tomorrow. Social media makes me want to hurl in general. But if it helps get a cat out of my house now that's not so bad |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (23:35:08): | Right now there are 7 cats to 5 humans, that's not right |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (23:35:41): | Keep america a human country powerrrrr |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (23:35:56): | #humanpower |
| Friday, 16 September 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (04:59:17): | I want to be half Mac and Half frank |
| Noam Chumpsky | (06:29:30): | You wouldn't be Mac Mac. You'd be Kraft Mac |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:27:32): | You could be Mac with Frank's Red Hot |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:37:35): | http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v22/dryedmangoez/0911/sunny702-00006.jpg |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:43:07): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:45:01): | None |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:32:15): | Brian if your Instagram turns into your food again I'm gunna be pissed |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:32:41): | #SorryI'mNotSorry |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:32:47): | It's all I got |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:33:11): | honestly im probably deleting it again today lol. i reactivated facebook because I had to to reactivate instagram, which is dumb enough as is |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:33:15): | and after looking at both |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:33:16): | I'm gunna shit post you so much Milo Yenapolous is gunna ask me for advice |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:33:31): | lol that guys a cuck |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:33:43): | banned from the tweeter |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:34:06): | He likes black men. So is he a Cuck? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:34:47): | And he got banned because Lesley jones can't take a few little hundreds of tweets telling her to kill herself. Like that's just family dinner on Tuesday for me |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:34:48): | well i guess he would be the one who cucks his bf? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:35:12): | all because she starred in a bad movie, apparently she was the best part of the movie too from what i heard lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:35:28): | if we told everyone to kill themselves after a bad movie, nicholas cage would have been dead years ago |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:35:43): | Yea but that's winning the special olmypics |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:35:57): | Als nick cahe is riding forever on Con Air |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:36:32): | Which is just a conservative love peom to the nation |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:46:42): | http://i.imgur.com/S8RBDBd.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:46:57): | Dude invented so many things, but he also married a pigeon |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:47:29): | he also died a VIRGIN NERDDDD |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:50:48): | While our boy T Edison was fucking his wife and had kids |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:51:04): | he also was and asshole but also kinda a badass |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:52:24): | Edison backed out of paying Tesla $50,000 to fix his DC motor \u2013 which Tesla did with great ease. He managed to turn an inefficient device into something incredibly efficient that saved Edison all sorts of money (well more than he agreed to pay Tesla). All he said was that Tesla failed to \u201cunderstand the American sense of humor\u201d (Tesla was a Serbian immigrant). More like he failed to realize how much of a stingy two-timer Edison was. Edison offered to up his pay from $18 a week to all of $25. Tesla, not a moment too soon (but far too many too late), resigned. Thereafter he wound up digging ditches, before starting his own company and accepting investments to do some experiments in his own right. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:52:42): | http://listverse.com/2012/06/07/10-ways-edison-treated-tesla-like-a-jerk/ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:52:50): | i forgot about listverse I used to go there all the time lol |
| Pol Pothead | (11:53:21): | tesla was a gay nerd |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:53:42): | Newton was too, died a virgin nerd |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:54:02): | so what you created an entire branch of mathematics on your own, at least i'm getting laid ya gay nerd |
| Pol Pothead | (11:54:48): | can calculus S your D |
| Pol Pothead | (11:54:59): | can calculus bear you a child and make you a real man |
| Pol Pothead | (11:55:23): | nobody sleeps through sex class in 12th grade |
| Pol Pothead | (11:55:29): | i looooved sex class |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:10:09): | "i love my lifeeeeee" -non math nerds |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:03:32): | I realized i can never go into another industry |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:03:45): | I have grown acustom to this life style |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:04:09): | That's awesome you love your job |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:04:26): | You are now officially a minority in the United states! |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:04:44): | you guys can come, free shit, great money decent hours |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:05:02): | i can get you in on hte ground floor |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:05:10): | snort coke in the bathroom |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:05:57): | im good got my own path. besides ill have enough coke on wall street |
| Pol Pothead | (15:25:31): | Not really my kind of career but I'm glad you love it |
| Pol Pothead | (15:25:38): | Hope you don't get a deviated septum |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:37:26): | On a related note |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:37:33): | I'm leaving my job this month |
| Pol Pothead | (15:43:36): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:48:50): | Yet another movie I have not seen |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:49:45): | Ditto |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:49:55): | its White propganda open your eyes sheep |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:50:07): | What he's really saying is "the jews are in control" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:50:30): | mel gibson tried to save us from the jews |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:50:42): | and instead we elected one to the white house |
| Pol Pothead | (15:50:42): | you didn't see braveheart? |
| Pol Pothead | (15:50:56): | well damn i just spoiled the final scene then |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:56:20): | its alright we all knew it anyways lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:56:48): | history spoilere alert |
| Pol Pothead | (15:58:32): | wait till you find out what happens at the end of hte passion |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:58:58): | Jesus flys around the earth to revert time to Eden and stops Eve from ever eating the apple |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:59:44): | I think thats suepr\xa0man 2 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:00:03): | Jesus was the original super man |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:00:14): | Tough, but not quite tough as nails |
| Pol Pothead | (16:00:23): | None |
| Pol Pothead | (16:00:33): | Goddamn I forgot how gross this movie was |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:00:43): | lol it was just violence porn |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:00:46): | http://rs658.pbsrc.com/albums/uu305/RAMIUS_HOBOBLOOD/1241318483157.jpg~c200 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:00:49): | to make you feel bad for sinning |
| Pol Pothead | (16:01:18): | my mom made me watch it when i was like 13 and i remember being really uncomfortable lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:01:50): | i felt the same way when my parents used there sex tape to teach me accounting |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:02:10): | see son, thats how you count to three. you count the pumps |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:03:18): | a tax return is like a blow job sone witha fascial at the end |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:03:55): | by that I mean you have to pay someone else to do it for you |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:04:10): | THIS IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO TEACH ACCOUNTING |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:05:34): | Ill have a BIRTHDAY CAKE |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:08:51): | wanna see like a million dollars |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:08:53): | http://i.imgur.com/FKoQHch.gifv |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:09:36): | why get a car when you can get this giant white snake? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:20:20): | http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/hillary-clinton-laughs-off-pneumonia-health-scare-with-i-feel-go/ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:20:29): | Hillary Clinton laughs off pneumonia health scare with I Feel Good by James Brown (who died of pneumonia) |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:20:45): | Just when you were wondering in what way this election could be more comical |
| Pol Pothead | (16:21:09): | None |
| Pol Pothead | (16:21:15): | this gif feature is fantastic |
| Pol Pothead | (16:21:32): | Hillary Clinton is really a God |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:21:39): | where's her black male caretaker with the syringe? |
| Pol Pothead | (16:21:57): | when I had pneumonia at age 17 it took me two weeks to get over it, but when Hillary had it, she was cured in a weekend! And she's 68! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:25:50): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:26:49): | this is a letter trumps camp released from his doctor lol it sounds like trump wrote it |
| Pol Pothead | (16:27:53): | this election is so fucking ridiculous |
| Pol Pothead | (16:27:56): | sometimes i feel like it's a dream |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:28:15): | also the website on it is fake and the font of the header is the same as the content, doctor has an gmail address, if if this has been trumps doctor for 35 years, why is he going to a gaestronologist for 35 years if he doesn't have a digestive track issue? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:28:51): | Obama's 08 dream has turned into a 2016 hellscape \ufffd |
| Pol Pothead | (16:29:42): | I can state unequivocally that Trump will be the healthiest candidate ever selected for the presidency LOL |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:30:41): | either trump helped the doctor write it or he wrote it himself lol |
| Pol Pothead | (16:31:07): | it reads like it was written by a retarded person |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:31:20): | i think i heard somewhere this election our choices are between the two oldest candidates ever |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:31:56): | False, Andrew Jackson was, that man was unkill able |
| Pol Pothead | (16:32:02): | i think george hw bush might be the healthiest president of all time |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:32:30): | he is locked in the Washington monument waiing for his time to be released back into the world |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:32:44): | Jackson was a badass and a pyschopath |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:32:52): | He was the joker |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:33:04): | JFK was till his little headache |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:33:21): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SupNaQeJrq0\\ |
| Pol Pothead | (16:34:09): | oldest president was gerald ford who died @ 93 |
| Pol Pothead | (16:34:12): | but he had health problems |
| Pol Pothead | (16:34:16): | second was Reagan who had alzheimers |
| Pol Pothead | (16:34:26): | third is HW Bush and he went skydiving two years ago and was just at the RNC |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:35:24): | Reagan Bush 84 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:35:27): | and 16 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:35:32): | Zombie Reagan |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:35:52): | Just give Reagan jelly beans to make it look like hes talking and ill take care of the rest \ufffd |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:36:16): | http://cdn4.designbyhumans.com/product/design/u996660/pr186478-2-2375200-190x285-b-p-000000.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:37:54): | I typed on Zombie reagan |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:37:57): | this showed up |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:37:58): | http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/caption121813-500x343.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:40:10): | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/NRPOSE.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:40:18): | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Hillary_Clinton_1992.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:40:26): | Both were first ladys |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:40:48): | both will most likely die in 2016 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:28:57): | That's not a prediction that's a promise |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:30:53): | I dunno where you fucks been that you're just seeing Trump's doctors letter but the best part is that the dr claimed in a TV interview for NBC that he only had five minutes to write it. He was in a rush because of Hillary. She was releasing hers so Trump had a car wait outside the dr office, says "write me a letter, doc". |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:31:13): | But shill had released her dr info five months earlier |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:32:01): | And the doctors wife in the interview makes things even sketchier |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:32:35): | Sketchier than this |
| Pol Pothead | (18:50:57): | None |
| Pol Pothead | (18:51:21): | Unrelated, I just like the gifs |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (21:14:44): | My intern got a news article written about her and I didn't get a shout out |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (21:14:59): | She even mentioned the event where we made out |
| Pol Pothead | (21:39:36): | Was the article on great moments in work hookup history |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (22:27:50): | Nah. I think Josh still has that |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:28:33): | \u263a |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:28:42): | Fuck yo way to the top boys |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (22:28:59): | Nah I get the bitch to be on top |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:29:46): | Think I said somewhere in there: "sleep your way to their bottom" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:30:21): | Cause it's not about fucking your way to the top. It's about lowering their standing. Hitting their bottom. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (22:31:47): | Josh has best hook up work story. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (22:32:09): | Pete has the best "I'm an adult job" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (22:32:27): | I have the rest of the awesome work stories |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (22:32:39): | And Brian all the worst stories |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:32:47): | Eh. All I did was sleep with my manager at a bar. Not that compelling |
| Pol Pothead | (22:34:15): | Yea you didn't even suck street nip |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (22:38:14): | I mean I'm the only one stupid enough to put himself in situations like that |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (22:40:46): | Side note. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (22:40:56): | Wily winks is ficked up |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:42:32): | Yeah. Whatever you just said. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:42:43): | Dafuq you just say? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (22:43:16): | Wills Wonka is a fucked up movie |
| Pol Pothead | (22:43:49): | Wily winks lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:18:35): | So feral cats are ruining the ecosystem. So Brian. Time to put down Lori. She is doing more harm then a hummer |
| Saturday, 17 September 2016 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:12:15): | Eric Andre can never go off the air. I need him in my life. |
| Pol Pothead | (07:36:12): | He never will at this poojtn |
| Pol Pothead | (07:36:13): | Point |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:12:30): | Wily winks lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:17:17): | If we were and Adam Sandler movie. Pete would be Adam Sandler. The hard working normal guy. Brian would be the hates his job best friend. I'd be the douschebag and Josh would be who ever rob Snieder is in that movie |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:18:17): | Haley agrees with that synopsis lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:18:37): | It's sad that my defining feature is that I hate my jov |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:18:52): | Can't I just be the dirty commie hippie or something |
| Pol Pothead | (08:30:17): | I am neither hardworking nor normal |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:31:40): | You can do it |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:32:55): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:34:07): | Holy shit. Trump said we should remove the guns from Hillary's secret service detail and "see what happens" |
| Pol Pothead | (08:48:10): | He's challenging Hillary's pro-swords stance |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:51:23): | Honestly it would be bad ass if hillarys secret service was knights on horses |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:52:21): | I might respect her more |
| Pol Pothead | (09:10:47): | I'd hit it |
| Pol Pothead | (09:10:54): | But only if I was drunk |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:48:07): | Josh you still have a copy of from jersey to dehli |
| Noam Chumpsky | (09:48:38): | Yeah. The ultimate blackmail if I ever run for office |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:50:41): | I told evan about it he wants to see it |
| Noam Chumpsky | (09:50:53): | O boy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:44:06): | https://youtu.be/GpBIFAwHRv8 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:25:11): | Explosion in Chelsea |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:29:05): | Marc, you in the city right now? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:17:51): | Holy shit that's insane |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:18:29): | Some are suggesting a connection to the seaside heights bomb this morning |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:23:55): | Happened at 830. At 910 Trump said it was a bombing. Not even FBI or counter terrorism have said what it was. Trumpy jumping the gun |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:26:03): | Check out @MarkHarrisNYC's Tweet: https://twitter.com/MarkHarrisNYC/status/777324942975197185?s=09 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:09:35): | Check out @NYPDSpecialops's Tweet: https://twitter.com/NYPDSpecialops/status/777342597283078144?s=09 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:10:18): | I am. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:10:22): | Got a train |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:10:25): | Not dead. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:10:50): | It's a bomb |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:11:12): | Or at least a hell of an explosive |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:11:22): | Nothing has been stated. Not by police or feds |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:11:25): | It's a warning to the united nations |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:11:28): | News conference shortly |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:11:36): | My estimation |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:12:04): | They blocked off all of 23rd. Closed the path |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:12:09): | From WTC |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:12:17): | Eh. Could just be some stupid teen |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:12:49): | The mangled dumpster showed you knew what you were doing |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:12:57): | You might be an idiot |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:13:05): | But you knew how bombs work |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:16:08): | No. My friend and I bought fireworks from the same place the Boston bombers did. We just cut open Roman candles, m80s, and legit shells. Those were some powerful explosions. Don't have be a genius to know that explosion inside an enclosed environment equals PRESSURE |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:17:06): | Explosive find the weakest point. That's the top |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:17:07): | We did stupid shit like that in highschool. No pipe bomb of course, but imagine some fucking kids decide to do the same in NYC |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:17:29): | Well shit is still ficked up |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:17:32): | Point I'm trying to make is don't jump the gun. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:17:36): | Could be kids |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:17:48): | Could be aliens too |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:18:00): | We gotta wait and see |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:18:04): | Could be this |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:18:13): | My money is in Brian |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:18:20): | Anyone heard from him |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:18:49): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:19:16): | O my god. My new favorite |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:19:49): | Conspiracy: DJT did it. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:20:06): | Who |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:20:09): | With Hilary on her death bed. DJT signs up kids to blow shit up |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:20:16): | Dirty Jew Trump? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:20:28): | Donald J trump |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:20:35): | And then he saws it's a bomb |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:20:42): | Because he knows |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:20:52): | Saying Mercia isn't safe |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:21:02): | And he takes the lead in the polls |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (23:21:32): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:22:33): | Hwhat |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:24:13): | Check out @YourAnonNews's Tweet: https://twitter.com/YourAnonNews/status/777347024827977732?s=09 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:24:24): | Video of the explosion |
| Sunday, 18 September 2016 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:17:30): | Confirmed second device |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:17:44): | Possibly a pressure cooker involved |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:24:36): | Shit. The second device is right where I used to work. 27th and 7tg |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:24:44): | 7th* |
| Pol Pothead | (08:19:28): | Anyone hurt? |
| Pol Pothead | (10:01:27): | Oh wow 29 injured |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:15:51): | It was right by the home for the blind |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:31:00): | Wasn't me |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:31:24): | That's insane though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:31:40): | Wait so there were two separate devices and explosions? |
| Pol Pothead | (10:35:08): | Yeah, one was defused |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:35:35): | There is a woman in full burka in Petsmart. I'm not falling for it. I know it's Smoke and I'm the new mortal kombat tournament |
| Pol Pothead | (13:59:16): | At the very least it's Mileena. Don't get distracted by her sexy Muslim curves |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:08:57): | Another pipe bomb along NJ transit |
| Monday, 19 September 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (04:48:41): | It's in Elizabeth |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (04:48:53): | So I think they just hate trains |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (04:59:01): | THEY HATE THE TRAINS. STAY AWAY FROM THE TRAINS |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (06:28:18): | Damn this shit crazy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:26:00): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (07:26:47): | My parents were on the train last night from NYC. Got stopped a few stations North for "an issue with another southbound train ahead"\n\nHad to go pick them up at the airport once everyone realized it was another bomb scare |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:27:21): | It's the auto industry |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:27:27): | Stoping mass transit |
| Pol Pothead | (07:30:41): | Do we know if these are tied to the religion of peace |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:34:46): | I don't think ISIS would target Elizabeth NJ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:34:52): | It's capitalist extremeists |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:37:56): | If I martyr myself I get 72 Roth IRAs in heaven |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:39:02): | If you martyr yourself your family will always receive the largest tax rebate possible |
| Pol Pothead | (07:39:13): | Wow better set up a car bomb! |
| Pol Pothead | (07:39:49): | You know what they say, the freer the market, the more likely the people are going to be blown up in a car bomb |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:39:53): | Better get one with tax credits and a good insurance policy so this doesn't hurt my family! |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:23:09): | I wouldn't be surprised if it was racially motivated either whitey or darky. Since it's random places |
| Pol Pothead | (08:31:33): | Npr says it's a Muslim guy lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:31:54): | Well suspected |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:31:54): | Welp |
| Pol Pothead | (08:31:59): | Some Muhammad guy from Elizabeth, 28 year old |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:32:25): | Well I hope President Trump addresses the nation soon |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:37:07): | You guys see any Hillary signs in front of houses? I literally haven't seen one, only trump signs |
| Pol Pothead | (08:42:23): | Nope lol |
| Pol Pothead | (08:42:36): | Hillary: She's the Other Option |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:43:13): | I have seen 1 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:44:02): | Billie boy was on Npr this morning talking about her. The host brought up an article that said trump isn't fit to handle national security, but also neither is shillary. Bills answer was that he was talking to a guy at his local deli who just wants to know who will help the economy more lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:01:55): | So I got this email from my boss |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:02:17): | "Please send me a list of current projects/open items you are working on. I need to structure the workload, thanks." |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:02:35): | i think its time for a mutual parting lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:02:45): | or a mutual agreement to part-timing till the parting |
| Pol Pothead | (09:09:28): | Send him back a picture of your nuts |
| Pol Pothead | (09:09:36): | And say how's this for a workload ya cuck |
| Pol Pothead | (09:09:48): | I'm gonna steal your company's secrets and make millions |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:09:52): | I got a load for ya right hurrrrr |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:09:57): | just give me a few minutes |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:53:29): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:53:16): | I see what you did there |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:56:12): | There was just a shoot out in linden with the bomber |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:56:24): | He lost. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:56:27): | He's alive |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:56:31): | But lost |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:03:34): | wow |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:04:04): | thats 10 minutes away from me |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:05:02): | yeah. He was sleeping in the entrance of some business. Someone called the fuzz. He opened fire at the cops. One cop shot in chest but he had body armor. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:21:47): | well hopefully he doesnt have acomplishes |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:22:02): | but Presdient Trump will crack down on this |
| Pol Pothead | (12:25:45): | This is just more ammo for god emperor trump to use |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:27:45): | Like this was Shills race to loase |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:27:47): | lose |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:27:48): | Especially since he called it an attack before it was labeled one |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:27:55): | Hell go see I knew it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:28:02): | I have the judgement required |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:28:27): | I think he wont, with this he called it, but he wont say much |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:28:40): | becuase he wants the media to make the first moive |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:28:51): | like why isnt trump saying anything |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:29:04): | and that gets the unndecided to think he changed |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:29:10): | and is looking more pres worthy |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:29:17): | while shill is falling over |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:29:31): | This race is just who can be less like themselves |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:30:03): | How do you do fellow millenials - hillary clinton |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:30:32): | I thought after the first explosion at the 5k trump tweeted it was an attack |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:31:04): | it was handed to shill on a silver platter, then Bernie was like heyyyyy gurlllll i wanna take money out of politics |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:31:19): | Then she had to fight Bernies battle |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:31:26): | now she is fighting trumps battlew |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:31:32): | The Battle of Bernard |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:31:38): | she isnt sticking to a game plan |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:31:47): | she is lost and swinging for the fences |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:31:50): | She's just trying not to die from pneumonia |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:32:01): | at the debates she is gunna poke trump to get a responce |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:32:05): | and wants him to freak |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:32:25): | but he will hold it together at least for the 3 hours on tv |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:32:35): | then murder a puppy or pray to his hair |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:32:40): | and shill will lose |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:32:51): | which is bad for me |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:33:21): | She'll shake his hands and say "wow these are the tiniest man hands I ever seen, bet he's got a tiny dinger. I'm looking forward to a fair debate!" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:33:49): | And he will go "Well thats your opnion" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:34:01): | then after hte election send her a snap chat of his dick |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:34:07): | in the oval office |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:34:09): | Trump said this morning that we should expect more bombings |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:34:16): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TttI60-mjQ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:34:25): | well I agree with Trump on that one lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:35:12): | Cause we're weak |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:35:52): | speak for yourslef |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:37:09): | Papa Trump called you weak, Marc |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:37:16): | You gonna take that |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:40:34): | http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s306x306/e15/10891098_1382129825421153_149079918_n.jpg |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:47:09): | Trump called you a little bitch |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:47:14): | That's all you got |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:52:11): | its cause they hate us |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:52:14): | for our free-dumbs |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:52:41): | We got so many dumbs, it'll make your head spin |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:53:17): | muh freeze-peach |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:58:26): | i can't wait for the debate though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:58:30): | it's gonna be such a shit show |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:58:44): | One week |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:59:05): | picked the wrong week to stop playing drinking games |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:59:18): | just kidding im an alcoholic |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:12:07): | https://youtu.be/8uQlzN34PJs |
| Pol Pothead | (13:28:11): | nothing i love more than the rewarding feeling you get from spending 9 hours looking at spreadsheets for work that you are almost entirely detached from and will not directly profit from |
| Pol Pothead | (13:28:37): | best part is that i get to go home and do it all again the next day |
| Pol Pothead | (13:30:22): | seriously, how do people do this for like 30+ years |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:30:41): | Drugs |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:31:05): | and in a sexless marrage, your excel is doesnt\xa0hate or love you |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:31:14): | thats more then your whore wife |
| Pol Pothead | (13:31:55): | that's true |
| Pol Pothead | (13:32:12): | maybe i've been looking at this all wrong. instead of making my work life better i should try and make my personal life worse |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:34:01): | Break off that engagement of yours. Then HP will seem like heaven on earth |
| Pol Pothead | (13:35:28): | it's worth a try |
| Pol Pothead | (13:35:42): | i'm thinking about adopting a kid so i can lose him in a car accident |
| Pol Pothead | (13:36:01): | then every time i get home it's pure pain, but working on pricing spreadsheets is the only time i can avoid the torment |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:40:07): | "God damn do I miss timmy more every passing day...I'm pretty sure our client has been fucking us over on payments for years!" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:40:43): | NGBM should offer a job satisfaction program where we make the personal lives of disgruntled employees worse |
| Pol Pothead | (13:40:57): | and just when they can't possibly be more miserable, their office gets a capuccino machine |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:42:24): | "At least my work environment isn't a hell hole like my life!" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:43:06): | you know, they really care about us. like when they bought us that capuccino machine. |
| Pol Pothead | (13:43:51): | meanwhile my adopted baby boy N'Jambi is being buried in a mass grave |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:44:04): | but at least mornings aren't so bad anymore! |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:44:45): | We could be hired as consultant by firms to harass employees |
| Pol Pothead | (13:46:17): | "Employee X was passed over for a promotion so I could give it to my nephew. Do you mind harassing him until he breaks?" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:47:28): | "Just give me an address" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:47:37): | "I'll show him what real pain is" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:48:44): | Apparently this elizabeth bomber guy graduated from Edison High school in 07 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:48:52): | my mom sent me a pic from the yearbook |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:49:01): | "We are in the red so we cant give out christmas bonuses this year, You know what to do" \xa0*picks up silcened\xa0pistol and sniper rifle"All the women and childern?" You can find the address in HR" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:49:05): | Haley might know him then |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:49:20): | We all knew Edison High was a dump |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:49:25): | but not like this |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:49:29): | and not on dry land |
| Pol Pothead | (13:50:01): | i figured he'd just be having 9 kids with 6 different women, not bombing train stations |
| Pol Pothead | (13:50:39): | thank god we're from the civilized edison |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:51:20): | Time to build that wall |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:51:28): | And make Metuchen pay for it |
| Pol Pothead | (13:51:51): | metuchen is basically the berlin wall of edison |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:52:23): | Don't tear down that wall |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:52:27): | Tear down that whole fucking city |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:52:36): | They are less-thans |
| Pol Pothead | (13:53:10): | exactly |
| Pol Pothead | (13:54:00): | us northeds are gazing in the natural beauty of Golf Edge Park while the southeds are having picnics on rt 1 and convincing themselves it's convenient |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:58:24): | Oh, while at the tailgate for Evan's birthday party me josh evan and his friend ant came up with something |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:58:33): | It's a tatoo of a thermometer you put on your inner thigh |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:58:40): | So you can tell the temperature based on how much your balls are sagging |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:58:50): | You'll never wonder how cold it is again |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:59:58): | Wait, Evan graduated 08 right? Does he know this bomber guy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:00:22): | He did, idk I can ask |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:16:38): | Brian, Josh, you guys remeber when we were in perth amboy\xa0pulling down locker and that teacher was shit talking all the students to us |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:16:52): | Yup |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:18:21): | That was funnyt |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:18:27): | and i hope to be that man one day |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:19:40): | Not quite, what did that asshole say? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:21:50): | The kids in summer school were fuck ups |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:22:14): | we were pulling down the locker and one of us said "Oh look Pedro Hearts Maria" since it was written in the locker. so then i think i ask i wonder they are still together and the teacher goes" no but i bet there are a bunch of little pedros running around" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:22:44): | lol oh shit i don't remember that |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:23:06): | i just remember john hitting on high schooler and Vinnie being a real life italian caricature |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:23:27): | and those girls trying yo bang lucas |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:23:43): | right |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:23:52): | here's my number and instagram but IM NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:23:56): | ...but who knows \ufffd |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:24:00): | and snap caht too |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:24:40): | they were rachet as fuck |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:42:58): | Who has 2 thumbs and is a part time worker 3 days a week now, this guyyyy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:03:44): | None |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:04:55): | no, you should live simply |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:04:59): | save your moeny |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:05:02): | doent go into debt |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:05:20): | dont then need the governement to bail you out |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:05:27): | and have socilaism take over |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:05:33): | Be smart |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:05:35): | be like me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:05:42): | be Murica |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:05:50): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:07:09): | even better |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:07:13): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:07:30): | there's just been a bunch of articles about millenials killing industries because we don't spend money on them lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:07:57): | millenals are killing them, the baby boomers fucked them |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:08:14): | we will be killing the funeral home indstruty too one day |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:08:47): | honestly we should the funeral industry at the moment is atrociously overpriced and preys on people during a time of weakness |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:09:20): | always have a third party there |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:09:22): | it was so bad during the 2000's the Federal Trade Commission stepped in. You have to sign a Federal Trade Commission agreement when arranging a funeral now to make sure you're not getting fucked in the ass, but you still are cause the prices are absurd |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:11:25): | https://i.reddituploads.com/9913e554272944efa44f307ca4737fd5?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=3e5478ca22cade0dd6a89fc937b70395 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:48:39): | None |
| Pol Pothead | (16:15:45): | Gotta save the golf industry boys |
| Pol Pothead | (16:16:12): | Us 20 somethings need a hobby that takes all day and requires hundreds of dollars in investments |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:16:25): | DoTa |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:16:34): | or one of those esports |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:31:53): | white sports are expenive |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:32:15): | darky sports all you need is a ball and the governement funded court |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:32:37): | i like how one of the whitest most expensive sports is one we stole from the native americans lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:32:52): | nah thats polo |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:32:56): | give us yo sport red man |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:33:03): | lax is the least fancy fancy sport |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:33:19): | like you play you white and rich, but like 6 fiugres rich |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:33:24): | not 7 to 10 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:33:46): | Nigga play polo, that nigga so rich he chill with the queen |
| Pol Pothead | (16:37:31): | i read somewhere that the most expensive thing you can do in sports is be a hocky goalie |
| Pol Pothead | (16:37:37): | *hockey |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:38:55): | I believe it |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:55:44): | yea if you start young too, new pads every year |
| Pol Pothead | (17:02:51): | my kids will be eAthletes |
| Pol Pothead | (17:04:15): | Gonna force them to play computer games for 8 hours a day |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:17:35): | They'll become MLB stars to spite you |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:18:00): | "No dad I want to do a real sport not your pussy computer shit!" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:32:16): | NO SON OF MINE WILL PLAY FOOTBALL!!! UNLESS ITS ON MADDEN. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:32:42): | NO DAD!!! IM THE BEST QUARTERBACK IN THE STATE!!! I GET SO MUCH PUSSY DAD |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:32:53): | NO SON!!!! THINK OF YOUR WAIFU |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:33:20): | "I'm gonna grow up to be a drone racer, dad. And not on tatooine like that fag anakin skywalker!" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:51:16): | My President of Investment makes me never want to have kids, she dropped 5Gs on flip flops |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:51:27): | and 15 on a bag becuase she wanted to |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:51:37): | and she aint fronting |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:52:01): | WHO THE FUCK DROPS 5 Gs on flip flops |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:52:19): | thats literally 5000 pairs of old navy flip flops |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:52:57): | Hey she worked hard for that money she can spend it how she likes! |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:53:03): | she did |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:53:08): | i fucked up |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:53:17): | i really fucked up not banging her |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:53:50): | I only regret 2 things in my life |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:53:51): | that |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:54:00): | and other thing that i dont talk about |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:54:26): | Ok you can't mention it and not say it lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:55:06): | there were bodies i woke up in mexico, they kept calling me el muerte\xa0blanco |
| Pol Pothead | (17:56:27): | marc next time youre at work can you look up ratings for Viceland |
| Pol Pothead | (17:56:35): | I was just wondering if anyone actually watches that channel |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:58:41): | Just gays commies and jews |
| Pol Pothead | (18:00:51): | gay commie jews |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:02:25): | yea, you want specific shows or just the channe; |
| Pol Pothead | (18:02:52): | just the channel i guess |
| Pol Pothead | (18:03:01): | just want to see if it's doing well, what demo is actually watching it |
| Pol Pothead | (18:03:18): | i tried watching it when the channel first came out and it was pretty bad |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:04:36): | put the report in |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:04:43): | it should be ready befoer i leave |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:04:55): | if not tommorrow |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:06:30): | it does shit ratings |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:06:43): | one shows average is 15,000 people |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:07:19): | i can have a live stream of me shitting and get more |
| Pol Pothead | (18:20:08): | I know I'd watch that if you ate a lot of red meat the night before |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:20:23): | only soft meats tho |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:21:52): | I've seen some of the shit on viceland. they've definitely got more programming now than when they launched |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:22:07): | i like the one with Omar |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:22:14): | Black Market |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:22:23): | yea I wanted to see that one actually |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:22:51): | he just interviews the illicit trades. drugs, gambling, gasoline |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:22:59): | they did one about palestine |
| Pol Pothead | (18:28:49): | Oh yea they didn't have that show |
| Pol Pothead | (18:28:55): | When it first launched |
| Pol Pothead | (18:29:08): | It was mostly that weed show and action Bronson's fifty different shows |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:31:16): | 3 army helicopters just flew over webb st |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:31:49): | damn |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:31:58): | good thing im in P-way |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:32:06): | they ain't never taking my weed |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:43:39): | Guys I have to tell you something. I'm batman |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:44:11): | batman's a dumb rich bitch |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:44:52): | None |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:58:34): | None |
| Tuesday, 20 September 2016 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (01:02:57): | http://motherboard.vice.com/read/hillary-clinton-tech-guy-asked-reddit-for-email-advice |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (04:53:54): | Well that person is going to be killed |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (05:02:38): | None |
| Pol Pothead | (10:01:46): | Apparently Hillary Clinton was on The Breakfast Club (Hot 97's morning show) and when they asked her what is the one thing she always carries in her purse, she said "hot sauce" LOL |
| Pol Pothead | (10:02:26): | don't know how i missed this one, it's gold |
| Pol Pothead | (10:03:08): | oh the breakfast club is 105.1 (white) POWER's morning show not Hot 97 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:19:08): | she is like an alien trying yo fit into human society |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:19:13): | LIZARD PEOPLE |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:24:30): | How do you do, fellow blacks |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:25:32): | http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/10/how-spot-reptilians-runing-us-government/354496/ |
| Pol Pothead | (11:09:56): | http://www.vox.com/2016/9/20/12970076/donald-trump-ban-abortion-policy |
| Pol Pothead | (11:10:02): | this election makes me want t odie |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:10:31): | You should try getting yourself borted, Pete |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:10:42): | Never too late |
| Pol Pothead | (11:10:48): | i think that's super late term at this point |
| Pol Pothead | (11:11:06): | mike pence tried passing a law making mandatory funerals for aborted fetuses lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:11:14): | Yeesh |
| Pol Pothead | (11:12:01): | trump's plan also includes lots of anti-contraception measures which is pretty baffling |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:12:49): | That's pretty standard with a lot of conservatives |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:52:33): | http://imgur.com/pTOK6LK |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:52:55): | http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/60s-spiderman-out-of-fucking-nowhere.jpg |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:54:34): | O man. Spiderman memes were the shit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:00:10): | http://i.imgur.com/k8XW90W.png |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:05:24): | http://i.imgur.com/woqhYqP.jpg |
| Pol Pothead | (12:05:41): | The cartoon was fantastic |
| Pol Pothead | (12:05:54): | Now to get that other half of the $100 bill! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:10:06): | I just checked even in today's dollars that's only a $813 lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:14:10): | what |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:15:10): | There was an episode when a bad guy was going to destroy nyc because another bad guy was paying him 100 dollars, half now half when the job was done lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:15:51): | remember the wall |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:18:31): | He was a bad guy who was literally a wall right lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:18:36): | Man that was a great stoner show |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:19:55): | http://imgur.com/RbseI2U |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:27:17): | https://youtu.be/gyWV-bL9-oc |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:27:25): | Holy shit. Watch this |
| Pol Pothead | (12:27:53): | Corey Feldman is a weird fucking guy |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:28:02): | Why was Corey Feldman not cast as Tommy Wiseau in James Francos movie |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:28:37): | Yeah, he said he was molested/raped by older Hollywood big wigs when he was a kid |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:29:21): | he also loved micheal jackson |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:29:55): | that bassist is actually playing |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:29:56): | I think he could just relate to Michael honestly. They both had really weird, fucked up childhoods |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:30:32): | Weird as it sounds. Michael Jackson was probably one of the only people on earth that Feldman could have possible related to |
| Pol Pothead | (12:33:52): | And Corey Haim |
| Pol Pothead | (12:34:17): | Child acting should be illegal imo |
| Pol Pothead | (12:34:52): | or at the very least, they should not be allowed to be advertised or promoted for film/tv work |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:38:00): | Yea I mean we can't have movies that don't have children anymore but also child actors usually end up fucked up later in life |
| Pol Pothead | (12:41:48): | yea, it should not be legal to make them celebrities |
| Pol Pothead | (12:42:04): | it almost never works out |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:52:24): | my boss (joe) texted me asking for the status of a report and to next time give him a heads up when im off lol. the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:52:32): | so happy to have one foot out of there |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:53:24): | So the people that approved of you working part time don't know that you're working part time |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:54:25): | well there are two partners at the firm. I talked to Tim because Joe was in a meeting, also tim is better with remembering schedules and policy etc. \xa0Honestly if Tim was my only boss I would have 0 issue with working there he's a really good boss. \xa0I'm guessing Tim told Joe last night after I left, and Joe forgot lol |
| Pol Pothead | (13:41:01): | How does it feel to be a partially free man |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:43:54): | great |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:44:17): | when my boss texted me today I was going to respond but the I was thought I'm not on the clock, im not salaried, this ain't my fucking problem lol |
| Pol Pothead | (13:49:10): | That's my greatest fantasy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:49:15): | So now I'm ghosting my boss |
| Pol Pothead | (13:56:38): | That's how you have to deal with the clingy ones |
| Pol Pothead | (14:18:04): | also holy crap @ that cory feldman concert lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:19:07): | i like when the black guys says, as part of the song, for feldman to twerk, and he does, quite happily too |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:38:48): | Marc, you been watching Mr robot? I remember you had some promo material before season two aired |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:44:31): | we have a unit in the final |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:44:38): | but i haven watched it yet |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:44:48): | me and my sister watch together |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:45:16): | I have no idea what that means |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:45:30): | there will be a Berlin Station comerical |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:45:37): | in the mr robot final |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:45:44): | Brian, say you watched it live |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:45:53): | your in the demo |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:00:14): | Also i got invited to a gay straight mixer for the companies non profit\xa0for gay straight\xa0education |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:00:26): | im pretty sure this is just a forced sentivitive\xa0training |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:00:56): | I declined to go, I would have called one of them a fag and been fired |
| Pol Pothead | (16:03:28): | What the hell is a gay straight mixer |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:07:40): | Do people have to wear what sexuality they are on their shirt or something? Cause that would seem messed up, but if they didn't you'd also wouldn't know who was gay/straight at the gay straight mixer and then it seems kind of pointless, just a regulary mixer then lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:08:23): | like what if you're a gay guy in the closet going to the gay straight mixer, and everyone already knows your gay, but you put on the straight button and everyone has to just pretend its true |
| Pol Pothead | (16:08:42): | so here i am chatting up to this guy at the mixer, we go back to my place, we mess around a little bit, and then it turns out he was actually gay! boy did he feel stupid when i told him i was straight |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:09:34): | Will there be fun-tivities |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:09:44): | Like you have to share the story of the first time you realized you were straight |
| Pol Pothead | (16:10:58): | i first realized i was straight when all the guys on the football team were talking about their favorite hunks from Predator, and I realized i actually liked the chick but pretended I was into Carl Weathers \ufffd |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:11:20): | I mean body mass alone |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:11:41): | I realized I was a pan-sexual when I was into the Predator |
| Pol Pothead | (16:13:00): | say you're pan-gender |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:13:59): | im pan sexual |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:14:05): | ill fuck cook ware |
| Pol Pothead | (16:14:27): | i'll fuck that colander in all its holes |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:15:04): | im gunna\xa0turn that pot into a funnel |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:22:27): | angelina jolie is filing for divorce from brad pitt |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:22:30): | Our sources say, Angelina became "fed up" with Brad's consumption of weed and possibly alcohol, and mixed with what she believes is "an anger problem" ... felt it became dangerous for the children. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:22:36): | sounds like she's just a buzz kill |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:23:03): | boo who i had cancer and my boobies got removed |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:23:09): | thats her |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:23:26): | BRAD AND JENNIFER GETTING BACK TOGETHER? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:24:44): | J-Rad is finally happening! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:27:50): | or Brennifer |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:34:26): | So where we all watching this debate next week? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:36:05): | only if there is a drinking game |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:36:12): | and its sponsored |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:36:17): | it's on a monday right? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:36:23): | yea |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:36:30): | 9/26 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:36:32): | this guy don't have work tuesday, it's definitely a drinking game for me |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:36:42): | we have to make rules |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:37:02): | if donald mentions his dick size again during this debate that's a double |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:37:09): | Anytime the word tremendous is used. Or great. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:37:09): | http://www.debatedrinking.com/ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:40:13): | I'll sponsor it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:40:22): | with my friend Jack Daniels or Jim Beam |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:40:47): | unless there's something else everyone who wants to participate in wants |
| Pol Pothead | (16:49:57): | you crazy kids |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:51:49): | i can get drunk at my job, i think i can show up hung over |
| Pol Pothead | (16:53:40): | i'll try getting drunk at mine too |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:45:41): | do it |
| Pol Pothead | (20:25:24): | So the save the dates came in, can you guys send me your addresses |
| Pol Pothead | (20:25:41): | And don't give me that shit about how I know where you live because I have no concept of the world |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:26:23): | Joshua Margulies\n90 Webb Street\nEdison, NJ 08820 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:31:59): | Master Dickbutt Faggot\n123 Blow Me Avenue\nFaggottown Iowa 42069 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:33:06): | Marc Ruggiero \n9 Dellview Drive\nEdison NJ 08820 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:33:27): | I prefer faggottown, Michigan. More authentic faggot feel |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:33:43): | Those Faggots sold out |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:33:49): | 84 webb street, rest same as josh |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:33:59): | You can write it just like that |
| Pol Pothead | (20:38:37): | You ain't no master marc |
| Pol Pothead | (20:38:50): | You only earn that title if you defeat me in one on one combat |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:39:35): | It only says a Sperlazzo. I defeated your dad. I AM YOUR FATHER PEOPLE. YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:40:15): | Ok Mr duckbutt faggot |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:40:33): | Hmm. I fucked that one up. But I'm OK with it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (21:01:23): | Ha he has a butt like a duck |
| Wednesday, 21 September 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (06:05:13): | There is an old Indian woman doing the downward fist pump like we do but with ankle weights on her arms and a bar behind her back |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (06:10:16): | Also how do I get my doctor to put me on TRT. I need higher test levels then a Asians Sat scores |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:36:31): | Fake symptoms of low testosterone but that is very hard. There what's essentially called testosterone clinics who do pseudo tests and are all too happy to prescribe some testosterone |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:08:58): | Or you can just order shot online from Indian pharmacies |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:13:55): | I want my isurance to cover it though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:16:20): | Go to a testosterone clinic then. Be warned they're not always that great do your research and definitely know dosage for whatever they prescribe you. There's some horror stories |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:16:54): | Men becoming too swole to control |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:27:03): | Ehh. I'll just work out more then |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:29:19): | Lose weight and eat more fat is the natural way. I know you already do compound lifts which have been shown to help, but high intensity interval training also apparently increases T |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:30:48): | I don't trust your gypsy science |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:30:59): | I'll asked the jacked guy at the gym |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:31:38): | I don't need to increase my t levels. I just wanted steroids |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:31:54): | I guys I'll have to a condo and not a house |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:37:55): | Lol it helped me. This what you'll find online anywhere if you're looking for natural ways to increase your T. Eat fat, sleep enough, cut booze, lose abodimal fat, compound lifts and HIIT. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:27:13): | Cut Booze aint gunna\xa0happen |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:27:17): | ill lose my job |
| Pol Pothead | (09:35:39): | Marc, we are really happy you are making strides towards sobriety and healthy living. Unfortunately, we are going to have to let you go |
| Pol Pothead | (09:54:37): | hooo boy the women in my cube pod are discussing menopause, i wish i was dead |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:54:57): | Start discussing your jack off sessions |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:55:13): | If they can talk about non urine liquid coming out of them, so can you |
| Pol Pothead | (09:55:25): | you know what, you're right. i earned this |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:56:16): | "So I'm there and I'm jacking it ya know? And right as I'm about to finish, the video cuts to the guys face. Ugh the struggle is real fellas, the struggle is real." |
| Pol Pothead | (09:56:36): | this guy knows what i'm talking about! |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:03:06): | I'm more offended by the whole "in my cube pod" thing |
| Pol Pothead | (10:04:04): | it's basically just 4 desks in a a half cubicle kind of thing |
| Pol Pothead | (10:04:49): | walls are a little below my shoulder when i stand, there is a desk in each corner, and one of them is empty |
| Pol Pothead | (10:04:58): | it's actually a lot nicer than working in a cube imo, feels more open |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:15:04): | If i get an extra ticket to the jets game on 10/2 anyone want to go |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:15:07): | its in a suite |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:15:13): | free food and booze |
| Pol Pothead | (10:18:13): | 10/2? let me check what i have going on that day |
| Pol Pothead | (10:18:59): | Probably free that day since it's a Sunday |
| Pol Pothead | (10:21:28): | oh god now they're talking about dieting |
| Pol Pothead | (10:23:08): | "you don't need to worry about diet, you're so skinny!" |
| Pol Pothead | (10:23:14): | why do they think i'm skinny ? lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:44:27): | I'd be down for jets if possible |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:44:54): | And Pete I saw something that Americans are so used to obesity that our perception of average body types is now literally skewed |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:58:21): | well nate took the extra ticket so its him and me now |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:58:42): | if we get offered again ill let you guys know |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:59:15): | Josh you should honeslty look into jobs like mine |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:59:24): | they are a mix of cooperate and wonky |
| Pol Pothead | (11:02:12): | God damn it Nate |
| Pol Pothead | (11:02:18): | I wanted a taste of the high life |
| Pol Pothead | (11:02:27): | At least we can go to a New York Sharks game |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:11:57): | and i can flirt with the playeres |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:13:58): | http://nysharksfootball.com/ |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:14:04): | TRY OUTS |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:14:07): | WE NEED TO |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:14:12): | Jawanna men? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:14:47): | Marc, I don't think your line of work is for me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:14:51): | Briana, Joshina, Peteroria,\xa0Marquesha |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:16:45): | http://nysharksfootball.com/player/maggie-natell/ |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:16:53): | Maggie actually cute |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:20:26): | Im gunna\xa0turn her tight end into a wide reciever if you know what i mean |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:22:05): | Im mad they dont have height and weight |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:22:14): | i need to know if she can bare my childern |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:22:45): | Yeah. For real. Does she have the hips |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:22:59): | What's her pelvic structure like |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:23:06): | http://nysharksfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-Team-Photo.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:23:16): | I think Josh you would like 38 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:23:44): | I'm scared |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:24:04): | we know you have the weirdest boner right now |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:25:08): | Nah. I'm good |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:25:43): | Boners are like farts. I'll own up to them. No matter how foul. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:26:04): | http://nysharksfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2016-Media-Kitp3of4.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:26:15): | im pretty sure we can own teh\xa0team for 7500 |
| Pol Pothead | (11:27:02): | We should also look into the Legends Football League |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:28:02): | should not have looked that up at work |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:28:27): | for 7500 we can get teh NGBM logo on there helemts |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:28:35): | or a picture of Josh's face |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:30:29): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:31:19): | Girls, we gotta new name. Josh's tuna monsters |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:33:09): | http://nysharksfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2016-Media-Kit_P2of4.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:33:24): | Look at Adam Douglas |
| Pol Pothead | (11:45:17): | Smells Like Fish |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:45:18): | No better fish in the sea than he |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:45:35): | Smells like pep pep |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:46:05): | we have to got to a game |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:48:40): | Well go as shark bait ;) |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:49:05): | Don't get chummy with me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:58:44): | They girls can smell blood in the water |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:02:18): | They are the blood in the water, period. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:50:28): | So the state is asking my dad and other politicians to go out to Colorado to see how their legal Marijuana program works as part of a fact finding project |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:52:20): | WHAT |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:52:31): | Can we speak to your dad before he goes |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:55:34): | Yea that was my reaction. Seeing the process from seed to sale, talk to law enforcement and tax officials the whole deal |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:55:39): | Sure it's in October |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:56:23): | Also free samples my mom said lol |
| Pol Pothead | (12:57:20): | You dad better fucking do everything in his power to get this legalized lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:58:18): | I know there's a few people in the house who are fighting for it hard. Once christie is gone I don't think anything will stop us |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:58:40): | The black market will |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:58:51): | What will the dealers do? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:58:56): | Think of the dealers |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:59:10): | Putting them out of jobs. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:59:18): | And you say your for the people |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:59:43): | They can open up their own coop |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:59:44): | Also privately owned dealer. I don't want the government in my weed |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:32:20): | I have been looking up comicbooks and female football players all day |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:32:46): | Slow work day eh? I know that game |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:32:57): | nah its just i dont want to do wokrm |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:34:03): | This woman in grand jury was complaining about witnesses not being there and a lawyer being slower than others and we want to get out of there. I hate this woman. She groans and complains whenever a trial goes on long or if one of the jurors asks a question |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:34:20): | So the lawyer asked to go on the record to tell her off pretty much lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:34:46): | You honor, my client is innoicetn and FUCK DAT BTICH |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:35:24): | Another lawyer made sure he was off record before he told is his boss fucked up and that's why we heard the evidence but couldn't vote till next week lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:35:56): | Honestly jury duty ain't that bad it gets a bad rap |
| Pol Pothead | (13:49:00): | It's only good if you really hate your job lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:51:45): | I mean if your only there for a day and your job is paying you like a lot do, it's essentially a day off once your case is over |
| Pol Pothead | (13:54:52): | yea but you have to drive X amount of time to a courthouse and then sit around all day while you fall behind at work |
| Pol Pothead | (13:55:04): | i had jury duty like 2 years ago and it was a pain in the ass tbh even though i got paid for it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:56:21): | If you don't get called you can just read lol. And the cases can be interesting |
| Pol Pothead | (13:56:53): | yea the case i was called in for was robbery so i thought that might be kind of neat |
| Pol Pothead | (13:59:54): | i was so excited to throw a white man in jail |
| Pol Pothead | (14:00:00): | but i wasn't selected \ufffd |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:03:15): | the only good white man is an imprisoned one |
| Pol Pothead | (14:09:46): | kill all whites |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:11:06): | All Hail Barack Hussein Obama |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:12:28): | http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37420032/australian-man-patents-the-hamdog---a-hotdog-and-burger-combo |
| Pol Pothead | (14:25:05): | let's streamline barbecues |
| Pol Pothead | (17:11:37): | http://nypost.com/2016/09/21/anthony-weiner-accused-of-sexting-relationship-with-15-year-old-girl/ |
| Pol Pothead | (17:11:44): | I wish I loved something as much as Anthony Weiner loves sexting |
| Pol Pothead | (17:13:12): | At first it threatened his career, then it really threatened his career, then it ruined his career, then it ruined his re-election, then it ruined his marriage, and now it seems like it's going to ruin his freedom, but by God, this man refuses to give up |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:14:04): | Damn does that dude love getting and sending nudes |
| Pol Pothead | (17:14:22): | seriously |
| Pol Pothead | (17:14:49): | if you went to his life story and replaced "sexting" with "football", you'd have the makings of a classic Disney film about never giving up and being brave in the face of adversity |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:14:51): | Someone needs to take his cell phone away like losing your license for a DUI |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:15:26): | Sexting is a privilege not a right! |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:20:12): | IM GUNNA WIN THIS ELECTION ONE DICK PIC AT A TIME |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:25:30): | Lol his name was T Dog, must like the walking dead |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:25:37): | \u201cI would bust that tight p\u2013sy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week,\u201d |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:26:14): | I'm gonna make ya leak girl |
| Pol Pothead | (17:53:01): | It's mister leak yo girl |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:59:19): | You gonna need a plumber by the time I'm done up in them guts |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:24:48): | you guys know anyone who wants a fucking kitten |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:25:02): | lori caught these things, now she's gone 12 hours a day because she goes to work and then crossfit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:26:49): | I can ask |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:27:00): | seriously please do ll |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:27:15): | this is all of a sudden becoming all our responsibilities except lories |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:27:18): | lori |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:27:24): | loris* |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:27:37): | My mom know a lot of lonely middle aged women so |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:27:45): | that's perfect |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:47:13): | I need a pick nigga |
| Thursday, 22 September 2016 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:28:24): | I just saw a Trump TV spot. It's just a bunch of business buzzwords. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:30:13): | Defined by FRREDOM |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:30:21): | Success |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:30:40): | I saw that ad I was wondering what that even means, to be a person who is defined by freedom lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:30:52): | It was a ridiculous ad |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:31:17): | Your must not be free |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:31:21): | If you don't get it |
| Pol Pothead | (08:47:14): | Freedom is my defining trait, you don't get me mom |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:16:57): | Ever be in the bathroom at work and realize that this is the only room that you can whip your dick out and not get fired |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:17:31): | Well now I won't not be able to think that |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:01:54): | https://www.instagram.com/p/BKn-e0PDfDZ/ |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:20:11): | rick and morty have a comic book |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:21:49): | Great. Now I have to use my words-on-paper comprehension skills |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:38:37): | http://view-comic.com/rick-and-morty-001-2015/ |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:52:19): | https://youtu.be/xrkPe-9rM1Q |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:53:51): | Hello fellow millennials, i too like this Seth Rogan |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:54:12): | Zack g was pretty funny |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:54:58): | Zack dropping bombs |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:58:47): | i think that was the most unbaised shitting on both candiates i have seen |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:12:53): | The Darkies rioting again? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:13:25): | North Carolina. Last two nights. Someone got shot last night |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:13:52): | Cops killed am unarmed guy in the middle of the road. Caught on camera. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:15:08): | Cops claim he had a gun. People close to him said he was reading a book. The video is pretty damning. Dude was walking back to his car hands up, then gets tasered and shot I believe |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:15:28): | cops he was armed |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:15:32): | i didnt see a video |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:15:49): | cops Say* |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:16:29): | Think someone in the car took a video close up but idk. Some are asking for an independent investigation not done by the police department |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:18:03): | link me brah |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:18:47): | Cop say one thing, Family says another, i gotta see it myself before i judge |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:19:03): | http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/20/us/oklahoma-tulsa-police-shooting/ |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:19:10): | Ooo. My bad. I was thinking of the other black guy the cops shot this week on OK |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:19:12): | full video is in link |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:19:24): | Guy in NC had a gun |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:19:32): | there's cop camera footage and helicopter footage |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:19:38): | cop car* footage |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:20:02): | yea the video is in TUlsa |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:20:06): | i didnt know about that one |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:20:32): | i think the fact we have to differentiate which black person shot by the cops we're referring to this week says it all really |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:21:14): | yea, that white people are bullet proof |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:21:24): | its all the unseasoned chicken |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:21:54): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:25:23): | what do you think of the video? i think that + the fact that the window was not even open so he couldn't possibly even be reaching into his car, it's pretty damning |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:25:39): | he opened the door |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:26:03): | but still the defense is that they didnt know he was unarmed |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:26:11): | which is damning |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:26:50): | My take on all the police shootings is always this, i dont think these cops mean to kill black peopl |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:27:07): | i honesrtly think they are scared for there lives |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:27:18): | becuase they are black |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:27:26): | which is a bad problem, |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:27:33): | yea i heard an NPR thing where a psychologist interviewed a bunch of cops |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:27:39): | a lot of them are just afraid of black people |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:27:48): | and we need to talk about this as a race and cultural issue |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:27:55): | its on both sides |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:28:00): | and people dont want to say that |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:28:18): | but the cops need to be not affiard and put those fears to rest |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:28:26): | by treating everyone equal |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:28:59): | but the black community also needs to chage the vilifaction of cops |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:29:10): | its a circle |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:29:36): | cops shot black person, black people villify cops, cops get scared, shot black person |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:30:23): | it needs to stop |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:30:31): | and both sides have to play apart |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:31:25): | thats my two cents |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:31:59): | it definitely needs to stop |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:32:01): | it's ridiculous |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:32:51): | dylan roof was taken in alive after massacring a black church group but these traffic stops keep ending up with black people dead. shit is not right. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:34:18): | let me guys ask you a legit question |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:34:33): | If shit went down like a shooting or something, would you go to the cops |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:34:34): | They didn't even kill this terrorist in linden |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:34:46): | I would. Yes |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:34:51): | I would too |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:34:59): | But we're white. We don't know what it's like not to be |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:35:13): | Yea. I'm not calling for a abolishment of the police force. \xa0But the current form it's in is toxic. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:35:33): | I've called the cops once before when I thought someone was in my house |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:35:43): | Turned out it was just gas |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:35:44): | Yea, we arent afriad of cops |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:35:50): | Yea I've been pulled over 5 times |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:35:53): | never got a ticket |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:36:02): | most black people are afriad and have a right tobe |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:36:09): | I've called the cops plenty |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:36:10): | they feel like they arent being protected |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:36:29): | or served |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:36:32): | They feel like they're more targets of the police than being protected by the police |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:36:36): | exactly |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:36:59): | Also have to consider that the laws have not been kind to minority populations. Ever. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:36:59): | so they dont like cops, then when interactions happen it goes south becuase\xa0both sides are scared |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:37:06): | Police enforce laws. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:37:34): | the communities need to talk |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:37:45): | and realize they cops want to help, well most, |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:37:55): | and the community needs to express they feel targeted |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:38:05): | i mean its easy for me to say in my ivroy tower |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:39:22): | I mean there's an argument to be made that laws and legislation have been passed before specifically to target black people, the war on drugs being the biggest magnet for that argument |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:41:05): | i think the war on drugs is more a war on the poor |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:41:26): | Crack Cocaine is harder penatlies then coccaine, |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:41:33): | but cyrstal meth is the same as crack |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:41:38): | Well yea it's definitely a class thing too |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:41:59): | CM 80% of arrest are white, Crack somewhere around the smae figure |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:42:12): | im sure now that herione is comming\xa0into suburbia |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:42:17): | the penalties will go down' |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:42:21): | not a white thing |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:42:25): | a rich thing |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:42:44): | Crystal meth is a midwest thing which is mostly white |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:43:15): | but Cry Stal is a black thing that is a shitty champagen |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:43:33): | dont take champagne or wine advice form rappers |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:43:53): | no one ever raps about a nice after dinner port |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:45:04): | it all comes back to poor you commies |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:48:22): | it does though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:50:41): | http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/07/us/darren-seals-ferguson-activist-found-dead-shot-burning-car/index.html |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:50:45): | josh is this what you were talking about |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:53:24): | damn |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:53:58): | thats horrible |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:55:46): | Yea seriously fucked up |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:56:08): | the VP of digital is watching between 2 ferns |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:56:12): | unrelated |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:56:30): | lol was it good? didn't see Zach G roast her |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:56:37): | you know what would have been good, if hillary was sitting there |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:56:44): | and zach was dragged to his seat by two men |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:56:49): | weekend at bernies style |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:57:18): | There were so many good things you could do with Bernie ans his name |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:57:21): | Bernie Man |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:57:27): | Weekend a Bernies |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:57:40): | Feel the Bern |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:57:43): | The Sanders-Man |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:57:50): | Sandman |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:58:14): | Jack and Jill Staring Bernie Sandler |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:58:51): | The top 1% of Adam Sandler Movies get 90% of the laughs |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:58:53): | That's not right |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:59:34): | Why do Water Boy and Bill Madison get all the laughs while Jack and Jill and sinsiter 6 get none |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:00:56): | I want movies to be like Mr Deeds, not to good not to bad, just average |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:01:31): | did we just explain the wealth gap using adam sandler\xa0movies |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:02:41): | Now lets tackle the war on terror using Ryan Gosling films |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:05:06): | Ya see, the history of the middle east is a lot like the notebook, it will make you cry, and people forget it easily so you have to constantly re-read it to them |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:06:00): | http://imgur.com/a/IC5Sk |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:06:06): | just look at this |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:09:09): | http://imgur.com/a/30gAC |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:09:12): | also nthis ]\\ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:53:55): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:55:13): | O man. Nothing pissed off Zach more than than a good, hearty chyeah boiiiiiii |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:12:55): | Brian you on black people twitter agian? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:13:50): | Is there a list of all the name changes we have had over the years? |
| Pol Pothead | (17:15:20): | Goddamn I hate corporate America |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:15:42): | NO PETE, YOU ARE THE CHOOSEN ONEW |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:15:42): | fsociety |
| Pol Pothead | (17:15:50): | I think I got like two more years in me |
| Pol Pothead | (17:16:01): | I can't take all this corporate BS |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:16:11): | yea i feel like i only got a good 30-40 left in me |
| Pol Pothead | (17:16:40): | You are a better man than I |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:16:54): | I just dont work in a normal enviroment |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:17:16): | bunch of young slutty coeds free drinks and trips |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:17:25): | nigga it like the real world |
| Pol Pothead | (17:18:46): | My company is not a captive finance company anymore, just a subsidiary. So we aren't technically the finance arm of HP, so there was a big town hall meeting today and I heard a few people talking about a hypothetical situation where we could be just bought out for our portfolio of customers |
| Pol Pothead | (17:18:58): | I'm just so sick of the corporate BS and lack of job security |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:21:05): | Damn dude that sucks |
| Pol Pothead | (17:23:39): | This is all speculation at this point based on some stuff the CEO hinted at but it still sucks |
| Pol Pothead | (17:25:37): | Since HP is spinning off a lot of their divisions |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:51:34): | Fucked up they'd sell your customer list and lay you guys off just to make a quick buck for the investors and owners. That sucks. They give you any kind of time frame? |
| Pol Pothead | (18:10:26): | No this is just some observations |
| Pol Pothead | (18:11:02): | Basically it seems like we are going off into a certain direction and this is just rumors about potentially where the future might lead |
| Pol Pothead | (18:11:24): | It's more about the volatile nature of business than some execs paying off a yacht |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:11:29): | Looking for a new job in case or anything? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:11:57): | I did hear recently HP no longer will allow 3rd party ink in their printers to the dismay of many redditors |
| Pol Pothead | (18:17:54): | No that'd be silly. We are still a very profitable company and in the chance this even did happen it wouldn't be for a little while |
| Pol Pothead | (18:18:24): | It's just the way some people are interpreting things based on how the CEO and HP's CFO said things in the town hall meeting |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:19:23): | What did the ceo and cfo say? |
| Pol Pothead | (18:23:31): | CEO gave a speech on adaptability and answer questions about the captive finance thing. Then he read a quote from a book about adaptability which is apparently unusual for him. Plus he was saying some historical stuff about how HP motivated us to raise our RoE which people speculate is another possibility in the future, that HP demands more |
| Pol Pothead | (18:23:44): | It's a lot of little things people have noticed |
| Pol Pothead | (18:23:58): | Basically just that the future is uncertain |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:26:03): | Yea I can see why people would take that very poorly |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:33:16): | looking at the stock info now |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:34:04): | the price looks good and is increasing but their revenue has been on a decreasing trend for the past few years. somehow they've managed increasing profits though so they're cutting expenses somewhere. \xa0also they're apparently terrible investors, their acquisitions are cost them 5 billion last year |
| Pol Pothead | (18:36:16): | They bought Aruba |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:36:23): | they also just gained a shit ton of long term debt. from 300k to 15 million in the last year and their stock price/earnings is much higher than industry average |
| Pol Pothead | (18:36:57): | Are you looking at HP or HPE? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:37:12): | i was looking at HPE |
| Pol Pothead | (18:37:18): | Ah |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:37:22): | is that incorrect? |
| Pol Pothead | (18:37:27): | No that's me |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:37:59): | margaret c whitmans the ceo and catherine lesjak the cfo? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:40:14): | good news is there's no selling off of stock at least recently so thats good and the stock price/sales ratio is good, but their price to cash flow looks inflated |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:40:16): | so all in all |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:40:20): | i have no idea what is going on |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:41:55): | analyst say the stock is overweight |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:42:02): | but that is actually a good thing apparnetly |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:42:45): | So what you're saying is they're cultivating mass... |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:42:57): | oh yea tons of it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:45:29): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:47:40): | oh sorry this report card is just by one schlub benjamin graham. not everyone is as negative as him |
| Pol Pothead | (18:48:01): | I blew it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:48:24): | tell the bossman you're shorting him |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:48:47): | i'm betting against you mr boss man |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:49:00): | nevermind i meant mrs boss man |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:49:03): | what a progressive company |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:50:48): | did your company buy something huge in 2015 im just trying to find why their debt jumped from the equivalent of 6 student loans to 15 milion |
| Pol Pothead | (18:53:52): | I work for HPE Financial Services, it's a separate company |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:54:04): | separate stock? |
| Pol Pothead | (18:54:09): | And HPE bought Aruba |
| Pol Pothead | (18:54:13): | For over a billion |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:54:28): | ah I see that now |
| Pol Pothead | (18:54:31): | It's some location based mobile tech thing |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:54:50): | yea aruba networks apparently |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:56:12): | My work event is soonish we by mountain gay |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:56:29): | oh the gay straight ally mixer? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:57:00): | Ally or alley? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:57:10): | This an alley mixer? |
| Pol Pothead | (18:59:09): | Gay mountain huh |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:00:01): | break that back boy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:58:01): | http://imgur.com/a/cyl9m |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:07:39): | No not the faggot mixer |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:10:12): | that sounds like an oversized blender you'd find in a Middle Eastern country |
| Pol Pothead | (20:18:03): | The faggot mixer calls for more gay blood |
| Friday, 23 September 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (06:44:58): | Damn I'm pretty |
| Pol Pothead | (07:32:01): | Is that hoboken |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:45:09): | Nah lower Manhattan |
| Pol Pothead | (07:45:47): | Sub Manhattan with the mole people? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:05:17): | You look like your name should be Blake or maybe Preston |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:06:56): | Chansey |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:09:45): | https://i.reddituploads.com/8a43ac91a09d45409cbea86fc9114fb4?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=c40ef5df29d56ae9ed4a5ab264bac0aa |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:11:11): | Hey Uncle Kracker, you know that new booty hole sexual sound you've been looking? Well listen to this! |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:42:25): | Hey Uncle, Unlce its your nephew, Nephew cracker |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:54:16): | The girl at the office that hates me is being really nice to me. I dont know if its a trick or not. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:55:27): | is she trying to gain my confiendce to destroy me on the inside |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:55:31): | does she want the D |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:55:38): | I DONT KNOW WHO AM I |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:56:05): | http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/dvdboxart/20893/p20893_d_v8_aa.jpg |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:56:31): | WHO AM IIIIIIIIIIIIII |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:56:35): | why does this girl hate you lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:58:27): | she said i want everyone to be talking about me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:58:36): | which is wrong |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:58:59): | I want everyone to talk about how much puss i slay and how much i bench |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:59:22): | tell her you don't hate cause she stinks, she stinks cause you hate her |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:00:08): | like she aint bad |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:01:00): | be wary. she just wants to steal your gains |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:01:59): | NOT MY GAME |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:27:22): | I had some bomb as BBQ last night |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:27:28): | It's from Brooklyn |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:28:53): | what did you get |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:29:09): | brisket or bust |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:29:23): | It was buffer style. I had brisket that rivlled my moms. Pulled part. Ribs. Mac and cheese |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:29:32): | Moist ass corn bread |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:29:39): | damn i fucking love bbq |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:29:44): | I came a little |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:29:53): | There's one on Manhattan |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:29:57): | I recommend it |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:31:06): | You ever follow an ex on Instagram and they take a selfie of her face and you laugh when you realized that you have cum on her face |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:31:13): | Or am I just weird |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:33:42): | "an ex told me she gave me the best years of her life\nI saw a recent picture of her I guess she was right" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:37:13): | Thats from Kanyward Westingham |
| Pol Pothead | (10:52:42): | Truly the voice of a generation |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:58:42): | honestly I've been listening to the life of pablo for months now lol spotify is just a kanye west listening app for me at the moment |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:43:08): | that 3 fictional character thing |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:43:13): | i would marcus fenix |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:43:16): | dom santigao |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:43:23): | and duke nukem |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:43:42): | wait no |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:43:48): | trade duke for the |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:43:50): | COLE TRAIN |
| Pol Pothead | (12:12:57): | I would have you as Johnny Bravo / Mac from Sunny / Peter Parker from that scene in Spiderman 3 where he's walking down the street to jazz music and point finger guns at all the girls |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:15:30): | that's pretty spot on I think for marc lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:17:04): | for josh |
| Pol Pothead | (12:18:14): | hmmm |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:18:30): | Dennis from Sunny, Toby from the Office, and the non charlie day scientist from pacific rim who's all about the science |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:18:54): | but eventually in the end learns something about science and more ultimately, himself |
| Pol Pothead | (12:19:54): | Larry David from Curb / Donnie Darko for his interest in time travel / Jason Ellis for the bird rape |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:20:08): | thats better |
| Pol Pothead | (12:20:09): | jason ellis is basically a ficitonal chracter |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:20:17): | Larry David definitely |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:20:55): | Actually Oscar from the Office |
| Pol Pothead | (12:21:03): | yea cuz he's GAY |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:21:05): | Larry David, Oscar the Accountant, and Jason Ellis |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:21:07): | II get the first too for me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:21:15): | why emo peter parker |
| Pol Pothead | (12:21:17): | well i forgot it has to be fictional characters so jason ellis has to go |
| Pol Pothead | (12:21:25): | larry david can stay since he's a character |
| Pol Pothead | (12:21:36): | I think if you say Oscar it has to be late season oscar |
| Pol Pothead | (12:21:42): | early season one is just a gay accountant |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:21:47): | oscar for the nitpicking of details. "Actually....." |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:21:47): | true |
| Pol Pothead | (12:22:00): | Actually Oscar, there you go |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:23:28): | i feel with these things you have to have someone else do you |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:23:38): | otherwise you'll just pick good characters for yourself |
| Pol Pothead | (12:25:09): | i'm don draper (for my style and business acumen) / john mcclane (for my daring stunts) / tyler durden (washboard abs) |
| Pol Pothead | (12:25:26): | since i'm basically an alpha male |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:28:25): | Pete you are |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:28:50): | Chandler from Friends |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:29:06): | im like Jonah hill from 22 jump street for his betaness/jonah hill from 23 jump street for his betaness/ jonah hill in real life for his weight fluctuations |
| Pol Pothead | (12:29:35): | which one is chandler, is he the jewish guy |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:29:42): | thats ross |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:30:18): | Dave Franco from 22 jump street |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:31:03): | and bill hader from super bad |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:31:24): | just normal people brought into weird situations by Joey( Me) |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:31:33): | Seth Rogan (Josh) |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:31:42): | and Jonah Hill ( Brian) |
| Pol Pothead | (12:31:48): | im not that normal |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:32:01): | lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:32:02): | you the most normal |
| Pol Pothead | (12:32:02): | or motivated |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:32:06): | i really don't want to be jonah hill |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:32:15): | i'd rather just be dead |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:32:15): | Shut up piggy |
| Pol Pothead | (12:32:16): | no i'm just "normal presenting' |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:32:20): | oink oink oink |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:32:45): | you're gonna body shame me into a six pac |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:32:48): | thank you |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:32:54): | 12 pac bitch |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:33:08): | hope this doesnt' eventually turn into an eating disorder down the road |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:33:11): | You gunna die, but gunna\xa0get those Jesus abs |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:33:12): | but only oen way to find out |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:33:40): | I hope this doesnt awaken naything in me |
| Pol Pothead | (12:33:54): | i'm comic book guy (for my love of arguing about nerdy shit on the internet) / marshall from HIMYM (for my love of smoking that dank ass kush and desire to be a boring husband) / Peter from Office Space (since I've already burned out on office life and life in general) |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:34:30): | am i barney if we are hiymym |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:34:37): | damn Peter from Office Space is great |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:34:50): | you're the most barney-esque out of us |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:34:54): | so sure you can have it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:35:02): | im Ted cause im a fag and nobody likes me |
| Pol Pothead | (12:35:03): | you know what, i'll give you barney |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:35:12): | brian you are ted |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:35:14): | and josh |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:35:16): | robin |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:35:21): | casue we know you fucking |
| Pol Pothead | (12:35:24): | josh is robin because he's a hot little number |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:35:33): | and cnadian |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:35:38): | and a pop star |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:36:06): | there is video proof of Josh saying "no im gay too" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:36:38): | yea then his friends made a montage of that little clip into a minute titled "Josh is gay" where they just replayed it over and over lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:37:24): | I have no idea what you're all taking about with this character thing |
| Pol Pothead | (12:37:35): | it's some stupid facebook fad |
| Pol Pothead | (12:37:42): | you just pick 3 fictional characters that describe you |
| Pol Pothead | (12:38:01): | marc envisions himself as 75% of the cast of the video game Gears of War |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:38:12): | but we all know im Baird |
| Pol Pothead | (12:38:21): | no you're Cole |
| Pol Pothead | (12:38:24): | Wooo |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:38:27): | but i look like anya |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:38:50): | well delta is 4 guy |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:38:57): | we know Brian is Dom |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:39:02): | Josh Marcus |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:39:08): | casue that bromance is alive |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:39:11): | i like to think of myself as Jim from the office but I know deep down I'm just Ryan |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:39:13): | Ill be cole |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:39:21): | and Pete Baird |
| Pol Pothead | (12:44:06): | brian is The Dude / Ryan from The Office |
| Pol Pothead | (12:44:09): | need a solid third |
| Pol Pothead | (12:44:54): | ooh |
| Pol Pothead | (12:45:13): | the characterization of john nash in a beautiful mind |
| Pol Pothead | (12:45:18): | before he finds out he's schizophrenic |
| Pol Pothead | (12:45:31): | and he's just writing math formulas for how girls pick out guys to hook up with |
| Pol Pothead | (12:47:06): | His inspiration comes when he and his fellow graduate students discuss how to approach a group of women at a bar. Hansen quotes Adam Smith and advocates "every man for himself", but Nash argues that a cooperative approach would lead to better chances of success. Nash develops a new concept of governing dynamics and publishes an article on this. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:47:08): | ill take it lol |
| Pol Pothead | (12:47:13): | yea thats brian lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:52:56): | losers try there best |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:53:04): | winners go home and fuick the prom queen |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:53:35): | Can't wait to realize you're all figment of my imagination |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:53:55): | if you imagined me, then you fucked up in the head |
| Pol Pothead | (12:58:58): | that is a good argument against solopism |
| Pol Pothead | (12:59:09): | how do you explain marc |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:01:51): | I wanna hear this |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:57:42): | its like |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:57:48): | if god is real |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:58:12): | explain this |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:01:38): | damn im trying to post a pic of a weird ass looking animal but it wont work lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:06:42): | hey dont make fun og Josh's mom |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:07:18): | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/eincyclopedia/images/9/98/Burn!_kelso.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130926150934 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:13:54): | klassic kelso |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:18:14): | Klassic Kelso Kombo |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:19:34): | hey Kelso, kool kloth you got over your head |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:20:44): | Its pointy like a penis |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:37:56): | you think the artist of V for Vendetta made the guiy fawkes mask and wondered, I hope oneday\xa0this becomes the symbol of fat virgirns |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:43:51): | You mean Alan Moore. Same guy that wrote Watchmen. You need look no further than Alan Moore to find said fat virgin |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:44:43): | hes more a death metal guy |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:44:45): | they get chicks |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:44:49): | In fact, this fag right here has a tattoo inspired by said fat virgin. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:45:28): | Im gunna\xa0say this right here right now |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:45:32): | watchman |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:45:36): | overrated |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:45:36): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:46:49): | Book no. Movie, kinda. They went a little too gory. Took away from a lot of the narrative in the book. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:47:23): | didnt load |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:47:25): | cant see pic |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:49:01): | Just search Alan Moore on Google. Gay fat virgin nerd |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:50:18): | just search Roger Moore on Google. BAMF |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:48:43): | peeps doing shit later? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:52:57): | i will have to get back to you on that |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:00:12): | Also Pete that's my wedding date |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:00:12): | Don't forget to watch threesome porn tonight boys |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:02:43): | what about Buy-sexual visibility \ufffd thats the name for legalizing prostitution movement, or it should be |
| Pol Pothead | (17:14:20): | How much contact is allowed in DP porn before it becomes bisexual porn? This is crucial |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:06:40): | Show this to Lori |
| Pol Pothead | (18:07:48): | Honestly I started at 135 too |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:08:08): | You have to |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:08:31): | And you can't put anything but a 45 on the bar until you dead 315 |
| Pol Pothead | (18:12:29): | Honestly I don't deadlift anymore |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:14:17): | When Brian and I were letting earlier this year, that was the one thing that worried me. Throwing out my back |
| Pol Pothead | (18:15:19): | It's safer than you think but one mistake can fuck you up if you aren't careful |
| Pol Pothead | (18:15:44): | When I first started lifting my form was crappy and I was putting a lot of weight on, and I ended up hurting my back |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:15:49): | Belts good form and not going heavy everything |
| Pol Pothead | (18:16:24): | I'm not trying to be a power lifter or whatever so I don't care, I do a lot of dumbbell stuff and cables lately |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:17:09): | All I got is my numbers. |
| Pol Pothead | (18:18:07): | I do alternative light and heavy weeks and it's a game changer |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:19:21): | I do that but with chicks I bang |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:19:46): | Maxed out at 315 |
| Saturday, 24 September 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:06:31): | The smithsoimian opened up a mueseum of African American culture and history. Some one said its rascist and where is the white history museums. Bitch that's the rest of the mueseum |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:10:00): | The mentioned Geroge Washington Carver. If they mention he invented peanut butter I'm gunna be pissed |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:10:49): | He invented over 500 things to do with penanuta. One of them wasn't penanuta butter. |
| Pol Pothead | (11:13:54): | That's just revisionist white man history |
| Pol Pothead | (12:38:21): | https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/23/trump-is-headed-for-a-win-says-professor-whos-predicted-30-years-of-presidential-outcomes-correctly/ |
| Pol Pothead | (12:38:42): | batten down the hatches boys |
| Pol Pothead | (12:39:15): | this professor's methodology is actually kind of interesting |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:47:36): | Yea reading it now, it's pretty cool. Well see I'd it's right, or if he will have to add a new category - challenging candidate is a tv personality |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:20:22): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQDZUl7XTAk |
| Pol Pothead | (13:22:43): | The freer the market, the warmer the earth |
| Pol Pothead | (13:22:49): | Here's another modern classic |
| Pol Pothead | (13:23:16): | https://youtu.be/COItiKtHWyg |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:25:14): | Lol libertarianism is such a trash ideology |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:31:08): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYzCn_Aj4rE |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:31:16): | I feel like this guy would have a decent shot this election |
| Pol Pothead | (13:35:04): | My problem with libertarianism is the same with any adherents of only one political ideology, that when their political ideal has some kind of hole or inherent flaw in it, they do mental gymnastics to rationalize it |
| Pol Pothead | (13:35:44): | It is OK to not be right about everything all the time or have all the answers |
| Pol Pothead | (13:36:15): | Plus it's cute they did their own little debate |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:47:30): | I mean they acknowledge global warming and it's man made but don't want to do anything that would hinder businesses profits so, hey were gonna get eaten by the sun in a few bullion years and that's real global warming, so what's the point anyways |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:48:26): | Might as well make that cash now while we can lol. Idk I think if you agree global warming is real and it could end up killing us as a species, if you don't want to stop it you're kind of a fucking retard |
| Pol Pothead | (13:52:08): | Their problem here is that they can't mention doing anything to take care of global warming because it would contradict their libertarian stance |
| Pol Pothead | (13:53:47): | global warming is a scientific fact, the debate is over whether or not it's something to worry about and what we should do specifically |
| Pol Pothead | (13:55:37): | guess i'm just jaded towards politics in general at this point lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:58:12): | It's real we just need to embrace because of our ideology lol. Yea at least politics in america I agree. I was looking up communes earlier today lol. I just want to opt out |
| Pol Pothead | (15:47:30): | Let's start our own nation who's in |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:48:57): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUSACOPLuoA |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:05:03): | When the world collapse into war. I need a hero. I need President Comacho |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:06:35): | Trump will do |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:09:35): | Did you see the promo where Hilary was literally wondering why she wasn't winning by 50 points |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:09:58): | Can you imagine a normal candidate against her |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:10:26): | Four years ago I assumed it'd be Jeb v shill |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:10:27): | Did not see that promo |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:10:38): | Jeb blew it |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:10:41): | We all assumed that |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:10:48): | I don't think he did |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:10:53): | America did |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:11:07): | Jeb didn't blow it. The trump tornado came in. Swept the Jeb off the stage |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:11:15): | It's like prison. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:11:28): | Trump came in and took down the biggest guy |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:11:37): | Then the rest fell in line |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:12:32): | Even Cruz supported trump now |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:12:47): | America is officially retarded |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:13:03): | Left or right. Everybody retarded |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:13:36): | We need to start a new political paradigm. Up and down |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:13:47): | Forward and back is too controversial |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:14:30): | Or you know. Retarded and not retarded |
| Pol Pothead | (16:14:32): | Jeb is a mess |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:15:20): | Jeb got knocked off his game plan. Came in thinking he had this. And then when trump just attacked him. He didn't know what to do. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:16:41): | Reddit.com/r/DonaldAndHobbes |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:20:15): | It's a psychopath vs a sociopath |
| Sunday, 25 September 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:17:32): | No hookups but casual dating. So you mean getting free dinner |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:34:00): | She might be my dream girl. Time to bang her and never call her again |
| Pol Pothead | (14:42:06): | I don't know how you find these girls |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:43:25): | Only thing I miss about a Facebook account is access to tinder |
| Pol Pothead | (14:52:20): | What about all those great Facebook memes? |
| Pol Pothead | (14:53:06): | When She Say She Like 90s Nickelodeon Bruhhhh \U0001f605\U0001f605\U0001f605 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:24:49): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:25:22): | What's wrong with this one? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:25:45): | Nothing just super basic |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:26:10): | None |
| Pol Pothead | (17:26:23): | She forgot to mention she likes dogs and loves to laugh |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:27:44): | If I don't swipe right I'm transphobic. Right |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:30:25): | What's the term for a basic man |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:30:36): | I only hear basic for women typically |
| Pol Pothead | (17:31:19): | bro |
| Pol Pothead | (17:31:21): | dudebro |
| Pol Pothead | (17:31:21): | etc |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:32:21): | So "she's basic" = "he's a bro" |
| Pol Pothead | (17:33:22): | yea |
| Pol Pothead | (17:34:08): | To some they drink their PSLs as a badge of honor |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:48:22): | I take offense to that |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:17:01): | https://www.waifupillows.com/ |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:17:22): | Pick which one you want your tour bachelor party Pete |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:24:24): | Damn. Jesse gon be jealous. |
| Pol Pothead | (20:35:45): | I want to tell her I'm working late and then take one of these with me to Applebee's |
| Monday, 26 September 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (04:58:06): | None |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:04:32): | Holy shit Michael Gilbert looks like a straight up hippie and wearing a Canadian tuxedo |
| Pol Pothead | (08:05:40): | Apparently he got married recently |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:06:26): | What a loser. Who gets married. Right fellas |
| Pol Pothead | (08:07:00): | For me it is all a ruse |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:07:44): | Getting half dat teacher money |
| Pol Pothead | (08:15:09): | All I have to do is sign that marriage license and then that 15k a year before taxes is MINE |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:38:23): | Then you find a new woman and a new 15k |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:38:50): | Goodbye slave wage hello alimony |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:53:35): | "Brand trump and brand clinton won't be the only brands on stage tonight" -npr. I like the admission were essentially voting between two companies. Can't wait for Walmart to run next cycle lol. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:55:08): | You think Trumps gonna be a dick or try to play nice tonight |
| Pol Pothead | (09:00:45): | Play nice |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:02:03): | I think so too but I hope he doesnt. I want to see him get under her reptilian skin |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:02:08): | Not that he also isn't a reptile |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:10:01): | Trumps a mole person |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:10:09): | God Brian, dont you know anything |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:14:05): | Moles are near sighted so they think that hair looks good |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:20:32): | I think this debate is going to be the inverse of what people think |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:20:44): | I think Clinton is going to hit trump hard |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:20:47): | and fast |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:21:03): | and will either crack or hold strong |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:21:07): | like his wall |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:21:39): | yea I think Clinton will try to get under his skin |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:21:44): | Donald Trump is the wall and hillary is the Mexican Rapist Muuders\xa0and theives, and some good people trying to get through |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:21:44): | I'm sure she has some prepared zingers |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:21:59): | those good people? Albert "Bernie Sanders" Einstein |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:22:15): | and Jesus |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:22:34): | She's definitely going to attack. Relentlessly. She's ruthless. And well studied. If she can get under his skin at any point, she wins |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:22:54): | yea, its gunna come down to trumps defence |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:23:08): | Panthers vs the Broncos |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:23:18): | People are thinking Trump is gonna be graded on a curve like George W. Bush. As long as he holds it in and doesn't make a dookie on the floor, he wins. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:23:20): | sorry you people dont watch footbale |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:23:23): | Trump's defense is weak to substance |
| Pol Pothead | (10:26:45): | To me I think this debate will be a lot like yesterday's Green Bay Packers vs Detroit Lions game. I'm not going to watch it |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:27:05): | Pete |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:27:12): | You have to watch |
| Pol Pothead | (10:27:30): | lol i might |
| Pol Pothead | (10:27:36): | i just wanted to rile up Marc |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:27:36): | cmon everybody |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:27:42): | lets smoke a fat blunt and watch the debate |
| Pol Pothead | (10:27:50): | - Gary Johnson |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:27:55): | Imagine if Trump walks off the stage cause he's all pissy |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:28:04): | You wanna miss that? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:28:12): | I doub't that |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:28:15): | doubt* |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:28:21): | Imagine hillary has an episode on stage though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:28:26): | and has to bernie at weekends off |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:28:48): | "Trump by default!" |
| Pol Pothead | (10:29:42): | my mom told me yesterday how there was some interview with hillary and while she was speaking her eyes started lookin g in two different directions |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:29:48): | Watch the Debate on CNN |
| Pol Pothead | (10:29:49): | this election is fucking insane, this country has gone off the rails |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:29:53): | i have a few units running |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:30:18): | Nah. ABC is fact checking live |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:30:40): | Well Brian Watch the Pre and Post debate on CNN |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:30:46): | get me those sweet sweet ratings |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:31:08): | my mom will have the neilsen beeper things, ill let her know |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:31:14): | or just put them in front of a TV on CNN |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:31:15): | Pete, Josh you are worthless to me |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:31:15): | got you \ufffd |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:32:03): | I never thought id say this, but Mrs K and Steve are the most important assets i have |
| Pol Pothead | (10:32:24): | your job depends on Steve watching conspiracy shows at 4am |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:40:57): | if i buy the show, then yes |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:41:01): | yes it does |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:46:14): | Does your company have stats on online shows? Like Alex Jones radio show? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:55:54): | we do, but not my department |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:56:19): | my company has a hand in all media |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:43:07): | did you know the IRS can suspend your license if you're under audit |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:43:09): | shit is fucked up |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:44:08): | Where'd you get that gas money, huh? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:44:31): | It's all fun and games till you game the Tax Man |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:44:47): | it's fucked up too cause their audit is completely retarded and nonsensical |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:44:56): | and they were about to suspend it again |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:45:52): | and no one even checked the status of the audit despite us requesting it multiple times. its bureaucracy at it's worst. dude was about to have his license suspended again because the IRS was too lazy to investigate it's own audit, which if they looked at would see is completely baseless. \xa0he might owe some money, but it's not more than a few grand. its insane |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:06:20): | remember you're guilty till proven innocent by the IRS lol |
| Pol Pothead | (12:07:12): | don't get audited fellas |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:07:46): | and if you do come to me lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:08:09): | seriously an accountant will charge you 250 an hour just to add your bank statements essentially |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:09:05): | and they say im the criminal for murdering those homeless people |
| Pol Pothead | (12:10:38): | i got a 9mm solution to your homeless problem right here, california |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:26:56): | IT MY DICK |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:27:00): | MIRCO PENIS |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:45:13): | http://imgur.com/HShQ3i5 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:45:54): | I don't get it |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:46:12): | brian does |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:46:12): | josh you're so white sometimes |
| Pol Pothead | (12:46:22): | Lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:46:46): | mcdonalds ice cream machines have a notorious reputation for being broken almost all the time |
| Pol Pothead | (12:47:52): | Sorry we can't all afford haggan das JOSH |
| Pol Pothead | (12:48:07): | We have to eat McDonald's das |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:48:21): | Mickey daas |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:48:52): | So the mcflurry is unreliable? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:49:06): | However will the plebs get their sugar |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:52:53): | by fucking McChickens duh |
| Pol Pothead | (12:53:33): | i need my beetus and i need it now |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:00:13): | it's my beetus and I need it now! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:00:34): | this should go to the J G Wentworth commercial theme song lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:00:44): | 877 beetus now |
| Pol Pothead | (13:00:54): | I have type 2 diabetes and I need McFlurries now |
| Pol Pothead | (13:01:15): | Call JG Wentworth, 877 Beetus Now |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:01:29): | JG Wentworth is also a beetus doctor |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:01:33): | he's got a racket going |
| Pol Pothead | (13:01:43): | damn man |
| Pol Pothead | (13:01:52): | my coworkers are talking about weight loss surgery |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:02:26): | I remeber once in health class, Varun did a diabetes presentation and he used the family guy clip where that old actor calls it "Beetus" over and over as his "educational video" requirement. he got an A+ lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:02:38): | I'm convinced no one cares less about their jobs than high school health teachers |
| Pol Pothead | (13:04:40): | without a doubt |
| Pol Pothead | (13:04:50): | we watched the McStroke episode of family guy in health class |
| Pol Pothead | (13:05:05): | and i remember ms pisano turned it off like halfway through because she realized this was not good to show a class |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:05:55): | what weight loss surgery are your cowalkers on about |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:06:03): | I have my own weightloss regimes |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:06:11): | its filled with fork-put downs and plate-push aways |
| Pol Pothead | (13:06:16): | oh idk |
| Pol Pothead | (13:06:20): | theyre just talking about dieting |
| Pol Pothead | (13:06:26): | and what their doctors are telling them about options |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:06:47): | "well there is diet and exericse" "nah, what are your crazy surgical options doc?" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:07:15): | one was telling me how it gets harder to lose weight as they get older |
| Pol Pothead | (13:07:18): | i said Biiiiitch |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:07:56): | its called my fitness pal motherfucker do you track it |
| Pol Pothead | (13:08:25): | you know i do give them some credit |
| Pol Pothead | (13:08:32): | if you're like 40+ and have kids and work full time and all that shit |
| Pol Pothead | (13:08:37): | i'm sure it's harder to keep off weight |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:08:39): | i actually heard lori say "tee hee" when describing a cheat meal/snack she had. i was holy shit that does happen in real life |
| Pol Pothead | (13:08:55): | lori has rapidly become a crossfit stereotype |
| Pol Pothead | (13:08:57): | within like a week |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:09:17): | sure but i feel like i do less cooking now. i literally eat salads like 15+ times a week. it takes 5 miinutes max to make. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:09:41): | Fuck CrossFit, i lost thirty pounds without working out |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:09:49): | It's a scam |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:10:07): | Untied lifters union of America is scheming |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:10:29): | It's Big Muscle that's keeping us manlets by feeding us misinformation! Stay Woke, Stay Big |
| Pol Pothead | (13:11:15): | crossfit isn't abouut losing weight |
| Pol Pothead | (13:11:26): | it's about getting that body you've always wanted while feeling great doing it |
| Pol Pothead | (13:11:35): | lori's words not mine |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:13:35): | I mean good for her for doing something |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:13:42): | but she sure became a cult like disciple in no time flat |
| Pol Pothead | (13:14:31): | in like two days brian |
| Pol Pothead | (13:14:45): | even cults would be like "come on, slow down" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:14:59): | you have weeks before the mothership visits earth! |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:18:47): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6tTv_DEY7s |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:18:53): | show this to loire |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:19:01): | lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:19:55): | i mean i don't want to bash her working out even if it is cross fit just because it's been a while she's worked out and something is better than nothing. don't want to discourage her or be a "hater" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:20:11): | Ill do it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:20:17): | otherwise her next insta post will be "I'm about proving the haters (my brother) wrong!" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:20:18): | ill be the hater |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:20:41): | Ill hate the fuck out here until she gets form down |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:21:38): | oh yea i've seen her form its not great, that I actually was gonna mention cause she will hurt something |
| Pol Pothead | (13:22:57): | honestly good for her that she's working out |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:24:13): | yea I don't want to be a dick to someone trying to lose weight/work out even if it is my own sister |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:30:19): | Lori is going to be mayor of Snap City |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:30:46): | crique her form bewfore she goes into ego lifting and hurts her self |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:30:54): | Trust me, Im a gym bro |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:31:25): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gtjnL2DoFRk/maxresdefault.jpg\\ |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:31:29): | these are my peopel |
| Pol Pothead | (13:31:30): | better to be mayor of snap city than a lowly citizen of the straight back slums |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:31:44): | said no one ever |
| Pol Pothead | (13:33:43): | what sounds cooler: "oh yea, i used to deadlift 450 but threw out my back" or "i deadlift 185 with good form! i eat pizza with a fork too!" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:35:19): | What sounds cooler, I used to be able deadlift 450 an thrwo my back out |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:35:20): | or |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:35:29): | I can deadliftr 6000000000000000000 lbs with good form |
| Pol Pothead | (13:35:41): | well |
| Pol Pothead | (13:35:51): | if you throw your back out, you can tell weightlifting stories for the rest of your life |
| Pol Pothead | (13:36:08): | if you can lift trillions of pounds you have to keep going with it, you can't live off your high school accomplishments |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:36:11): | Pete you want to retire on top, not be sidelined by injury |
| Pol Pothead | (13:36:33): | when we die, the only thing people will have to remember us by are our high school sports records |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:36:37): | "I could have been the next Rippertoe, if it wasn't for my pesky 3 slipped disks" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:37:01): | "That sucks bro, time to go bang your wife" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:37:14): | casue you cant |
| Pol Pothead | (13:37:21): | Oh yea, I used to have so much sex back in high school. I was the varsity captain. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:37:22): | cause your weirner dont work |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:37:32): | Hey I was a varisty casptian |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:37:37): | and had 0 sex |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:37:39): | so there |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:37:53): | stupid Katie |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:38:11): | no sex and i missed Half priced apps at applbees |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:38:22): | damn surprised you didn't kill yourself |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:38:28): | i had no sex but at least I had half priced apps |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:38:31): | should have |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:38:31): | they kept me going |
| Pol Pothead | (13:38:39): | wait |
| Pol Pothead | (13:38:44): | did she not let you go to applebees |
| Pol Pothead | (13:38:50): | is this what i am getting from this discussion |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:39:07): | Her family was killed by Mr Apple Bees |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:39:13): | so she swore venguance |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:39:53): | No, you guys used to go with Matt and Sean |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:39:55): | financial vengeance. They're never getting a dime out of me! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:40:02): | lol yea I remember |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:40:11): | FUCK YOUR POT STICKERs |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:40:42): | Sean's a cop now |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:40:44): | reminds me of this |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:40:44): | http://www.theonion.com/article/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove--33427 |
| Pol Pothead | (13:41:12): | he was an unhinged kid |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:41:22): | I would not be surpised it i heard sean murdered an unarmed black man |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:41:27): | or white woman |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:41:29): | or dog |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:41:33): | ladyboy |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:41:41): | pretty much anyone |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:41:42): | really its just a matter of time before he kills somethign or someone |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:42:16): | "You remember that kid with a knife collection who would practice throwing them at his closet door? Yea he protects us now" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:42:32): | i forgot all about the door thing |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:42:39): | Sean is the best anti-cop argument I have |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:43:06): | Also the blow dart |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:43:12): | and the air soft guns |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:43:18): | Who is Dart |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:43:22): | you mean Bart? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:43:54): | No, he had like an actual blow dart you would blow in to shoot a dart out of |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:44:03): | like ace ventura 2 shit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:44:10): | when nature calls? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:44:14): | he did that at the closet door as well |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:44:15): | yea |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:45:06): | why he so made at the closet |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:45:11): | he trying to go back in |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:46:42): | either way doesn't it make you feel safer knowing he now has a gun and legal authority to kill |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:47:08): | Welp, time to go riot in Caharellte |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:48:12): | What |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:49:04): | To recap. me marc and pete had a mutual friend sean. Sean had an obsession with knives, blow darts, air soft, variety of weapons. \xa0Mentally he a little crazy in our opinion. \xa0He's now a cop. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:49:05): | Charolette |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:49:17): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:51:46): | Open your mind Marc |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:51:55): | Maybe you're not a man, but a demi-queer man and you just don't know it yet |
| Pol Pothead | (13:53:33): | if you dont bang his butthole youre a bigot |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:12:00): | http://imgur.com/a/0NAY4 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:10:14): | https://i.reddituploads.com/f6c6bbd488ff4d3a8a3d27748f477c27?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=5e815fcc578302227930b357b50d2497 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:10:18): | Makes you think |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:15:03): | https://i.redd.it/9k19hbv5tpnx.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:15:31): | We all know which one ill be |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:16:05): | the one rocking the Guy Fieri backwards sunglasses look |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:17:02): | You know me so well |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:17:19): | plus he is the only one with a tie so you know he fancy |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:17:31): | not like that guy in the middle |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:17:35): | glasses and no ite |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:17:37): | tie |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:17:41): | what a bum |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:17:49): | jabroni if you ask me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:21:41): | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/053/453/f5f.jpg |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:23:23): | someone please elect me mayor |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:24:09): | or at least to the council |
| Pol Pothead | (16:26:27): | I'm on it |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:26:49): | put in a good word for me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:27:03): | for edison or flavor town |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:27:12): | flavortown shmuck |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:27:24): | what good is edison |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:27:29): | c'mon now |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:27:39): | im on the town council of suplex city |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:27:59): | say hi to Shawn Michaels and the rest of Degeneration X for me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:28:05): | Mayor Lesnar keeps a tight shit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:28:08): | ship |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:28:36): | did NWO ever take over? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:28:36): | they good Degerention X |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:28:51): | or the shity one |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:28:52): | and no |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:29:09): | Vice Mayor Randall Orton stopped the merger |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:29:26): | dang. well, maybe they'll fair better in flavortown |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:29:41): | they did have quite the knack for spicing things up |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:29:54): | what with their pelvic gyrations and what not |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:30:15): | we are weard |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:30:18): | weird |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:30:48): | when you order the soup of the day from X-pac, he places the bowl on the table and shouts, "suck it!" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:31:35): | you have rakishis rump roast? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:33:20): | Waiter, I'll have chef Scotty 2 Hotty's famous worm appetizer |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:34:00): | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Hunter_Hearst_Helmsley_tailcoat.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:34:05): | our watier |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:34:33): | we are dining on the fine Chyna |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:36:18): | Ill have your fineist Stone Cold Coors light please |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:38:17): | Chyna looks like Jennifer Tiley and the hulk had a kid |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:38:19): | RIP |
| Pol Pothead | (16:39:01): | Rip pimp c |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:45:37): | my supervisor is a big wrestling fan so i started back up again since i dont want to watch basketball |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:47:20): | I want to be Brock Lesnar |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:47:28): | or at the very least Paul Heyman |
| Pol Pothead | (16:48:42): | Get out while.you can marc |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:49:39): | wrestling or basketball |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:49:42): | or the work |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:49:53): | i can keep it a secert |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:50:01): | from the outside world |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:50:13): | i kept all those murders didnt i |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:14:52): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R5_SdjBJQw for real they should use these if they can get the rtights |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:30:15): | I just bought guy fieri bbq sauce he better take me to flavor town or I will flip my shit |
| Pol Pothead | (17:34:34): | Why would you do that |
| Pol Pothead | (17:34:56): | Has jabooty dubs taught you nothing |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:04:09): | Lowest carb count, the only Carolina bbq sauce that wasn't loaded with sugar. Then again it'd called Carolina #6 so I guess it took a few tries to get it right |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:26:08): | I don't carb lol. I barb load |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:26:12): | Load |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:29:27): | I fucked that up |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:57:15): | Texas lawyer in a Nazi uniform opened fire in a mall |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:57:23): | 9 injured |
| Noam Chumpsky | (19:58:05): | This is happening now? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:58:30): | http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/multiple-injuries-reported-shooting-houston-shopping-mall-article-1.2806725 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:59:26): | Happened earlier but I didn't hear about it till now |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:01:47): | Damn |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:08:11): | Tell me it wasn't the Texas Law Hawk |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:12:03): | You can't legally buy a tommy gun |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:12:21): | It's an automatic sub machine gun |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:14:34): | Marc you gonna make debate viewing? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:15:07): | Can't. Just got home. Need to eat and sleep. Have fun though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:18:13): | No probs |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:19:18): | Watch the cnn pre show tell me what you think of the graves commercial |
| Tuesday, 27 September 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (05:09:19): | How was the debate ? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (05:15:15): | He has my vote |
| Pol Pothead | (07:28:34): | Real bad |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:47:37): | Like good real bad. Like a blood bath. Or bad bad like your grandma is in the hospital we need you to fly home bad |
| Pol Pothead | (07:57:11): | Just depressing. It was a circus |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:05:55): | Whomp |
| Pol Pothead | (08:26:45): | My cousin got interviewed by infowars while he was protesting the debate last night lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:27:41): | It was what I hoped for - essentially reality tv |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:33:34): | We need some Reagan Obama debates |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:33:36): | You got a link regarding your cousin pete. What did he say? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:33:39): | Go get zombie Reagan |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:34:38): | Trump kept mentioning reagan under the assumption on the third time he would magically appear |
| Pol Pothead | (08:35:38): | It's not really worth linking, nothing wild or crazy. My cousin was just talking about how Gary Johnson should have been in the debates, why he likes Johnson, etc |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:37:01): | Ah yea it would have been nice to hear an alternative point of view |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:13:50): | https://i.redd.it/n1lwq5fkoznx.jpg |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:18:28): | Hahahahaha kill meeeeeeee |
| Pol Pothead | (09:34:32): | NPR this morning was going on and on about how everyone thought Hillary won that debate by a landslide |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:34:55): | I think everyone lost |
| Pol Pothead | (09:34:55): | but I think it's interesting that all 3 of us and brian's parents seemed to think that Trump was ahead |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:35:08): | America lost |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:35:55): | From what I heard they didnt ask hillary baout emails or bENGAZHI |
| Pol Pothead | (09:36:11): | no he mentioned emails |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:36:13): | but asked trump about the trump foundation |
| Pol Pothead | (09:36:15): | everyone cheered |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:36:41): | like she done fucked up on tha |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:37:42): | john oliver did a report on hte\xa0scandals and had to try so hard to make Trumps scandals look worse. "Now i know her accpeeting\xa02.5 million from russa\xa0and thats the same day we sold them a urnianm\xa0mine, But trump he spoetn\xa0money on selttling lawsuits so yea |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:38:08): | like you can like hillary |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:38:12): | you can like trump |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:38:18): | just take the good with the bad |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:38:49): | thats any candiate, you might not like everything they say but if its cloests to what you belive go for it |
| Pol Pothead | (09:38:49): | they're just two completely different kinds of bad |
| Pol Pothead | (09:38:54): | well not completely |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:39:04): | both are bat shit crazy |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:39:25): | one just has 30 years of being in politics of being batshit crazy |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:39:37): | Trump wants to be presdient for shits a giggles |
| Pol Pothead | (09:39:44): | they both want it for shits and giggles |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:39:46): | Hillairy wants to be in the history boobs |
| Pol Pothead | (09:39:48): | legacy, power etc |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:39:53): | books not bbobs |
| Pol Pothead | (09:40:00): | they're both rich and successful beyond any ordinary measure |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:40:32): | Hillary just wants to be first, Obama was teh first black president |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:40:39): | he didnt run on being black |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:40:58): | never said if Romeny wins you will lose what it means to be black |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:41:20): | obama is a great leader and just need to regin the country by in these last few months |
| Pol Pothead | (09:43:11): | what did obama even do lol |
| Pol Pothead | (09:43:24): | besides plow michelle obama in the lincoln bedroom |
| Pol Pothead | (09:43:26): | i know i would have |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:43:36): | thats all we asked of him |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:44:00): | No one ever pays me in Michelle Obama sexual favors :( |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:45:01): | id say michelle was bangable |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:45:07): | and lady beard johnson |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:45:14): | martha washington |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:45:19): | Obama pushed the democratic party more right by normalizing drone strikes, never doing anyrhing about Marijuana like promised, gitmo is still open, income in quality got worse after quantitative easing of 08 |
| Pol Pothead | (09:45:41): | he barely got universal healthcare passed |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:45:51): | I hate both major parties so much. I don't think I'll ever cast another republican or democrat vote nationally |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:46:04): | fuck it |
| Pol Pothead | (09:46:08): | aka throw your vote in the trash \ufffd |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:46:14): | Im voting Steve karabinchak |
| Pol Pothead | (09:46:17): | just stop voting and caring, it's all over |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:46:32): | "If we going down, lets make it quick" |
| Pol Pothead | (09:46:35): | this world is run by large corporations |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:47:00): | Music to my ears pete. Music that makes my ears bleed. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:47:21): | and i cant wait to run a large cooperation |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:47:31): | SYSTEMS RIGGED AND I CANT WAIT TO WIN IT |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:48:03): | Essentially the attitude that got us where we are today lol. I'm not poor just temporarily un-rich! |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:48:52): | it was also the atuide of the industrial revelotion |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:48:55): | prohibation |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:49:08): | western expention |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:49:12): | cave paintings |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:52:49): | All horrible except the cave paintings of boobs, I still have those in the spank bank |
| Pol Pothead | (09:57:04): | yea fuck the industrial revolution |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:59:46): | yea fuck the advancements made to put us where we are as a society now |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:14:59): | plus prohibition invented mixed drinks |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:15:12): | imagine a world with out Mia Thias |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:15:23): | I dont wanna live in that world |
| Pol Pothead | (12:15:55): | That is a good point |
| Pol Pothead | (12:16:06): | What are we without LITs |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:17:03): | How many ugos would go unlaid with out mixed drinks |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:17:09): | think of the childern |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:17:19): | think of the bortions |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:28:45): | http://i.imgur.com/V6PrmPV.jpg |
| Pol Pothead | (12:46:18): | The election is a lot better when there are feral cats playing king of the hill in the background |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:26:11): | Guess who is back |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:01:58): | http://www.adl.org/combating-hate/hate-on-display/c/pepe-the-frog.html?referrer=https://www.reddit.com/?count=25&after=t3_54rg7e |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:04:27): | What harm can be done by putting a little Pepe in your step? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:07:14): | Feels bad man |
| Pol Pothead | (16:09:21): | Lold at the "kill Jews man" picture |
| Wednesday, 28 September 2016 |
| Pol Pothead | (00:50:21): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (01:09:03): | Ya got me |
| Noam Chumpsky | (01:09:20): | Secret atheist plot revealed. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (06:10:57): | Can someone explain to me this bill to let 9/11 people sue Saudi Arabi |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:40:42): | It's so stupid imo |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:41:18): | I don't get. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:41:31): | I understand the attackers came from there |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:42:13): | But it wasn't state sanctioned |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:43:37): | I forget if there was info directly linking the Saudi gov or not regarding funding or sleuthing. But even if passes, then other countries might pass similar legislation allowing their populace to sue us. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:44:21): | Who would take this court case. The UN |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:44:47): | No idea tbh |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:45:11): | And I'm gunna sue Canada. Fucking misleading me thinking there Taylor ham is some kinda fancy bacon |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:45:39): | Fucking Canucks |
| Pol Pothead | (07:47:02): | It's called pork roll |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:49:56): | Pork roll is thicker |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:50:10): | Or that's what I always thought the difference was |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:50:53): | Pork roll is better anyways |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:51:31): | I thought you get slices of Taylor ham on a sandwich. But you get a peice of pork roll |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:52:09): | Taylor Swift Ham. Skinny. Pork Rolls is thic |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:52:26): | Am I use that right. Some one call Jamal and ask him |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:52:51): | I do love be those colorful hats he has. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:52:57): | What are they called |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:53:10): | Yamacka |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:53:10): | What's Ja Rule gotta say about this |
| Pol Pothead | (07:55:21): | "Who rules? Ja Rules!" - Ja "Rules" Rule |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:04:37): | Alright were gonna do this one by Ja Rules |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:07:58): | You a loose cannon who doesn't play by ja rules |
| Pol Pothead | (12:27:40): | You faggettes doing anything Saturday? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:27:59): | YOUR DAD |
| Pol Pothead | (12:28:15): | Thomas Sperlazzo is a saint! |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:28:28): | but Saturday is actually my only free day so im good |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:28:36): | down for what ever |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:28:45): | Got a date friday and suite life sunday |
| Pol Pothead | (12:29:31): | Threesome with Zach and Cody? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:31:03): | Don't think I'm doing much Saturday |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:49:19): | Just heard people in jury duty talking about diets, one woman is trying to lose weight so a guy who's getting lunch with her asks "do you want to get a salad or something then?" "No I'm not eating rabbit food" lol how did salads get such a bad rap |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:50:07): | Cause these God damn liberals. That's why |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:51:29): | Even at my job I had two larger people refer to my lunches as rabbit food when I started bringing salads everyday lol. |
| Pol Pothead | (12:51:35): | Jessie says the same thing. It blows my mind |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:53:36): | The same person went on that free pancake days, national donut day etc are the reason we have a obesity epidemic. I was thinking that may be part of it, but I think this aversion to salad is another one lol |
| Pol Pothead | (12:54:08): | Well for most people salad is a diet food |
| Pol Pothead | (12:54:22): | It's just lettuce and vegetables they probably hate |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:54:26): | Bitch said she was trying to diet lol |
| Pol Pothead | (12:54:42): | Every woman says that |
| Pol Pothead | (12:56:15): | i don't get it, salads are delicious |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:56:40): | It's the bread of vegetables just put what you want on it lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:57:40): | I love salads, but if you dont do them right you can burn out on them |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:57:53): | like if you used the same indgredents and shit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:58:02): | ot love smothering them in ranch and shit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:58:28): | Solid Protien and mixed veggies on some romana or argulia |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:58:30): | banging |
| Pol Pothead | (12:59:07): | problem is most people arent just cool with a lite dressing and veggies |
| Pol Pothead | (12:59:15): | so they throw in like fried chicken and blue cheese dressing |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:59:21): | I mean I get burning out but you need to eat them to burn out on them |
| Pol Pothead | (12:59:22): | and then it's worse than if they had a sandwich |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:59:52): | Lol I mostly use blue cheese ranch or ceaser |
| Pol Pothead | (13:00:05): | but you're doing keto |
| Pol Pothead | (13:00:12): | if you're not then you're just going to get fat lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:00:26): | True also I measure shit |
| Pol Pothead | (13:00:41): | the women i work with do that |
| Pol Pothead | (13:00:53): | they try and eat healthy, get a salad covered in ranch and croutons and chicken and shit |
| Pol Pothead | (13:00:56): | eat that for a week |
| Pol Pothead | (13:01:03): | and give up and do a fad thing, like some kind of 15 shakes a day diet |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:01:04): | It's super easy to add a extra tablespoon and bane extra 200 calories |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:01:46): | The 30 bananas a day diet lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:01:55): | Easily the most ridiculous one |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:02:00): | fuck that bananan one |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:02:08): | peopel will die of patosuim\xa0poisong |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:02:14): | and being a faggot |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:03:27): | Also it's like 600 g of sugar a day lol |
| Pol Pothead | (13:04:15): | in the movie Big, was tom hank's love interest a pedophile? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:04:27): | Yes |
| Pol Pothead | (13:04:32): | nice |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:04:34): | Personality wise at least |
| Pol Pothead | (13:04:52): | tom hanks character just looked like he was 30 |
| Pol Pothead | (13:05:01): | that wont hold up in court |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:05:24): | You should have known he was under a gypsy curse, any reasonable person would have |
| Pol Pothead | (13:05:48): | Big 2 would be a great movie |
| Pol Pothead | (13:06:12): | It's a year later and Tom Hank's mom is suing the woman for statutory rape of her 12 year old son |
| Pol Pothead | (13:06:29): | main character is the defendant of the woman, who is out to prove that it was a gypsy curse |
| Pol Pothead | (13:07:22): | final scene would be them in the courtroom, the judge says to kid hanks "did you bang that hot 30 year old chick? nice" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:07:29): | court is adjourned |
| Pol Pothead | (13:07:43): | "where were these hot toy company execs when i was a kid!" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:08:07): | listen havent we all banged a 12 year old in a 30 year old body |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:09:11): | "I'm a kid at heart!"-What pedophiles look for on dating profiles |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:09:15): | Bringo |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:09:54): | Did the love interst never notice Tom hanks had boy like interest or did she just think "oh men, they never grow up" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:10:07): | i mean she fucked him in his bunk bed |
| Pol Pothead | (13:10:12): | he had a ball pit in his house |
| Pol Pothead | (13:10:22): | he acted like a 12 year old child in every single aspect |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:10:29): | He's like "I want to play with my race cars!" And she's complaining later to her friends about all men car about are their hot wheels |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:10:48): | maybe she just really wanted the D |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:11:09): | and was tired of those stuffy new yorkers |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:11:17): | and wanted a free spirit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:11:32): | sure he was a little immature |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:11:40): | but thats what made it special |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:11:48): | Man that movie as really fucked up when you examine it like this. There was definitely something wrong with that women, either pedophile tendencies or trying to reclaim the young love she never had, something was fucked in her head |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:11:52): | thats her testomony |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:12:05): | "Annnnn guilty" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:12:10): | Annnnnd* |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:12:33): | Face it lady you fucked a preteen |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:12:39): | nice |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:12:44): | You're going to pound me in the ass prison |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:13:06): | no she is going to broom stick in the pussy prison |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:13:16): | no sex toys in prison |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:13:21): | unless the gaurds bring them |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:13:29): | ive seen many prison films |
| Pol Pothead | (13:13:37): | that kid became VP of a toy company in like a week |
| Pol Pothead | (13:13:43): | then fucked an adult woman |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:13:58): | And here I am smoking weed playing vidya |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:14:00): | really makes you think what are we doinf |
| Pol Pothead | (13:14:12): | just solidifies the fact that women dont care about the fact that you act like you have severe autism if you have lots of money |
| Pol Pothead | (13:14:40): | man i wish i was big \ufffd |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:14:48): | Also it's a message on the incompetence of that toys company board if executives if a 12 year old broke into it in a week |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:15:06): | You can literally act like a child |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:15:34): | And if you have money and a ball pit, a woman fuck you even if you look like Tom hanks |
| Pol Pothead | (13:17:28): | takeaways from big: companies are run by fucking incompetent manchildren, all it takes to fuck a woman is to have lots of money and a ballpit in your house |
| Pol Pothead | (13:17:34): | GREAT MOVIE GUYS |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:17:45): | Onto the next one- small |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:18:00): | A grown man gets put into a child's body and gets bullied at school all over again |
| Pol Pothead | (13:18:07): | and has sex with a teacher |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:18:21): | Except he has the mind of a man and starts elaborate plans to really fuck the bullies |
| Pol Pothead | (13:18:33): | lolol |
| Pol Pothead | (13:18:34): | i love it |
| Pol Pothead | (13:18:41): | he's some burned out exec |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:18:46): | "You know why they call me small ms teacher? Let me show you why they dont" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:18:47): | "I wish I was a kid again. I miss those carefree days" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:19:01): | then he goes to school and is bullied for being a nerd and raped by his science teacher |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:19:21): | And at the end it's all "wow, children, business executives, I guess nobody has it easy" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:20:40): | Hey teach, thanks for the lessons. All of them ;) I mean the sex lessons you pedo |
| Pol Pothead | (13:21:22): | wow we really do immediately jump to rape jokes |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:21:38): | Well this Is just statutory |
| Pol Pothead | (13:21:58): | well |
| Pol Pothead | (13:21:59): | is it rape |
| Pol Pothead | (13:22:03): | if an adult becomes a child |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:22:07): | Papal rape is still the best rape |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:22:08): | And if bigs love interest was a pedo because he had the mind of a child, then the teacher wouldn't cause he has the mind of a man |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:22:12): | If say no |
| Pol Pothead | (13:22:16): | LOL |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:22:17): | Id* |
| Pol Pothead | (13:22:20): | so the science teacher walks free |
| Pol Pothead | (13:22:26): | but the woman tom hanks banged goes to prison for life |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:22:29): | Checkmate court |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:22:42): | Bet you didn't see this one coming judge |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:22:49): | I'm actually 50 years old in the body of a kid |
| Pol Pothead | (13:22:57): | in all my years as a judge, ive never seen a gypsy curse case quite like this one! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:23:11): | At which point the teacher is like oh that's how he was giving me investing advice |
| Pol Pothead | (13:23:29): | no wonder he knew so much about home remodelling |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:23:35): | So could a tard that's 40 with the mind of an eight year old be statutory raped by a woman? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:23:51): | He was really handy around the house and kept chain smoking but I just thought that's how kids were these days |
| Pol Pothead | (13:23:52): | if he's mentally unfit to consent |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:24:01): | I mean that's come up before |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:24:04): | da fuq did i miss |
| Pol Pothead | (13:24:10): | we are writing a rape movie |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:24:16): | And I think it is statutory |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:24:17): | we were banging hot 30 somethings |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:24:20): | Yea scroll back |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:24:23): | and now we pope raping |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:24:25): | It's the sequel to big, small |
| Pol Pothead | (13:24:26): | Big 2: Small |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:24:34): | thats freak friday |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:24:38): | 2 Big 2 Small |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:24:41): | or 17 again |
| Pol Pothead | (13:24:44): | they never sealed the deal in Freaky Friday |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:24:46): | or 18 again |
| Pol Pothead | (13:24:58): | I looked into 13 going on 30 |
| Pol Pothead | (13:24:59): | as the reversal |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:25:01): | Zac Effron always seals the deal |
| Pol Pothead | (13:25:04): | but it turns out they learned from the Big loophole |
| Pol Pothead | (13:25:10): | and they made the 13 year old physically turn into a 30 year old |
| Pol Pothead | (13:25:14): | like she aged apparently |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:25:17): | This movie is about the repercussions in court after the body reversion |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:25:53): | A dude fucking a 30 year old with the mind of a 13 year old is definitely a pedo |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:26:03): | Therefore so is Tom hanks love interest |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:26:13): | shes my wife stuck in my 12 year olds body, and my 12 year old is stuck in my wifes body |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:26:19): | and i need to nut |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:26:24): | so what was i gunna do |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:26:27): | not nut |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:26:35): | What do you mean the internet? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:26:40): | What's on there? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:27:07): | why would i look up BBC i hate the english |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:27:36): | anyone look up SAC? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:27:39): | or MWC |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:28:05): | Either way it's fucked up, you fuck your daughter in your wife's body, or potentially take your daughters physical virginity by banging the wife in her body |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:28:25): | you say fucked up I say party |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:28:40): | WHO WANTS THERAPY |
| Pol Pothead | (13:29:27): | well |
| Pol Pothead | (13:29:28): | freaky friday |
| Pol Pothead | (13:29:30): | was especially freaky |
| Pol Pothead | (13:29:34): | because it was not almost pedophilia |
| Pol Pothead | (13:29:39): | but it was also almost incest |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:33:17): | At least it was a step dad I think though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:34:23): | Ok so I got it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:35:21): | Kevin Spacey is an overworked business executive who by a gypsy curse becomes a child. He then wonders into Christopher walkens pet store where he goes into the body of a dog, but it also turns out this dog is a werewolf |
| Pol Pothead | (13:35:35): | "Thank god this man that wanted to have sex with this teenage girl was just her step dad!" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:35:44): | I like it |
| Pol Pothead | (13:43:08): | http://imgur.com/lIiy6gK |
| Pol Pothead | (13:43:25): | this kid is going places, boys |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:43:48): | all she needs is a meme |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:55:21): | Nothing like using your children to push your political message |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:56:27): | "Little Bobby here wonders why we've embraced neoliberal policies and have been to slow to follow Nordic policies of social democracy. He said that's why he wants bernie sanders!" |
| Pol Pothead | (14:56:27): | Yea I can't wait to do that |
| Pol Pothead | (14:58:41): | you guys will want to open your facebooks up again when i have kids because my libertarian son is going to be telling his prek class about how we need to privatize police because it's not fair that daddy has to pay the big bad government all this money when he only sees a statistically small amount of crime! |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:00:19): | And who needs roads when we've got our 350 super duty trucks. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:00:26): | Can I get a truck Yeah |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:53:21): | Oh man there's something called the 67% movement, by fat women to get 67% of clothes in stores and pictures of models to be plus sized to reflect american women |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:54:51): | This woman on Npr called fat women the unseen/unheard majority. Idk I see em everywhere |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:55:53): | ya know, i'm having a hard time as is being a straight white male. now you're telling me i have to worry about being a healthy weight.... |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:55:53): | This story was brought up after a clinton trump thing. Clinton said trump was bad for calling an ex universe winner "Mrs piggy". Trump didn't apolgoize, he called into fox and said she won then gained a bunch of weight and it's a real problem lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:55:55): | MAGA |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:56:42): | Oh man she called fat the other dirty f word and we need to not be afraid or attach stigma to it |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:57:03): | Fuck them fatties |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:57:06): | Can't wait for the smoker and alcoholics acceptance movement |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:57:48): | #healthyatanylungcapacity |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:57:59): | Like I'm fat. Weight 280. Wear 40 pants. Xl to XXL shirts. Wide. But I don't expect the world to change for me. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:58:08): | And I don't want to be fat |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:58:14): | And take steps to not be |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:58:30): | If you can't fit in an airplane seat. That's your problem |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:58:47): | I can fit comfortably and I'm larger the most Americans |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:00:27): | Another woman was complaining even the plus sized don't accurately represent her body and shape. But if your round like that your body shape is represented by the sun and moon so you can literally see it 24/7 |
| Pol Pothead | (16:01:21): | # eff your beauty standards |
| Pol Pothead | (16:02:42): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:02:42): | You know Facebook doesn't allow ads with scales or before/after pics anymore |
| Pol Pothead | (16:03:38): | Shhhh Facebook is safe, the scale can't get you here |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:04:10): | You're relationship with gravity is just a social construct |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:04:29): | this whole safe space movement is being perpetuated by big pasta |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:05:13): | Olive Garden is the #1 contributor to the Super PAC lobbying arm of big pasta and big bread |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:05:43): | Fat people should not be discriminated against or hated just for being fat, but the whole movement to push it as healthy/non harmful is ludicrous |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:05:47): | Endless breadsticks means so much more than you can ever know |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:06:20): | It's Big Carbo-load |
| Pol Pothead | (16:06:26): | It means you can go there with a trash bag and fill that son of a bitch up |
| Pol Pothead | (16:11:24): | None |
| Pol Pothead | (16:11:36): | if you're not inspired then you're a fucking bigot |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:11:44): | The worst was the woman acknowledging women getting fatter with 67% now overweight or obese and the question isn't "why is this happening and how can we stop it" but "how can we market better to them in stores and appease them". Let's just keep lowering the bar |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:12:09): | where's James Cameron when you need him |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:13:34): | No other minority draws attention to them self in such a way. I don't see any "this black guy is playing hockey and is inspiring others to do the same" lol |
| Pol Pothead | (16:14:01): | well |
| Pol Pothead | (16:14:10): | weight loss is actually impossible, that's the difference |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:15:06): | That makes it so much worse also it's not a minority, now being normal weight is technically the minority so technically we should be the ones making articles like this |
| Pol Pothead | (16:15:24): | no |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:15:26): | This normal sized man just ate 2 racks of ribs and is inspiring others to do the same |
| Pol Pothead | (16:15:34): | are we really going to complain that airplane seats are too big for us now |
| Pol Pothead | (16:15:36): | and too roomy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:15:50): | Lol It'd be funny |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:15:54): | Omg pepe is on Npr |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:15:59): | Right now |
| Pol Pothead | (16:16:04): | god bless |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:16:50): | They just called pepe a currency on 4chan and reddit as though the pepe market was real lol |
| Pol Pothead | (16:17:47): | i want off this election's wild ride |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:17:51): | The consistency with which media misunderstands popular internet culture never ceases to amaze me |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:18:28): | 40 more days till this hell is over |
| Pol Pothead | (16:18:47): | it's because the nerd world had a solid 10+ year digital jumpstart before the normies started using the internet and watching super hero movies |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:18:55): | None |
| Pol Pothead | (16:18:56): | now they are trying to understand pepes and waifus |
| Pol Pothead | (16:19:53): | "My teammate in Counter Strike said he wants to rape my butthole. Is there a misogyny problem in the gaming sphere?" |
| Pol Pothead | (16:20:01): | no you r-tard they just think that's funny |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:20:17): | https://www.instagram.com/p/BK5xv6zBm4q/ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:20:20): | There is though I would hate to be a woman online |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:20:28): | Especially in a game |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:20:35): | Rick and Morty gets it |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:20:59): | Ricks out for Harambe |
| Pol Pothead | (16:21:57): | be a G.I.R.L. |
| Pol Pothead | (16:21:59): | guy in real life |
| Pol Pothead | (16:22:57): | there was a great story on reddit about how this guy was pretending to be a woman in an MMORPG, and he met another woman who told him she was a lesbian. so they began this romantic relationship and were cybering online and stuff. turns out that they were both guys online pretending to be lesbians |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:27:30): | I remember that lol |
| Pol Pothead | (16:45:10): | http://www.vice.com/en_us/read/hw-what-will-replace-the-hipster-245?utm_source=vicefbusads&utm_campaign=0v30 |
| Pol Pothead | (16:45:13): | so which one are you guys |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:45:42): | fuckin VICE |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:45:56): | as much I like their HBO shit, they are awful |
| Pol Pothead | (16:46:03): | yeah they are lol |
| Pol Pothead | (16:46:26): | they really went down the shitter when Gavin left and turned into Ronald Reagan |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:47:20): | This disgusts me lol. Buzzfeed level journalism |
| Pol Pothead | (16:47:38): | lol |
| Pol Pothead | (16:47:48): | you are using the phrase journalism too loosely |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:47:59): | I'm a Nu Bro though ;) |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:48:05): | Not really |
| Pol Pothead | (16:48:15): | I'm a gamergater! |
| Pol Pothead | (16:48:18): | Gamer Gator |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:48:26): | Vice news uploaded these overtly biased videos yesterday to their youtube channel slamming Trump. They were in essence Super Deluxe videos. they were getting slammed in the comments on how the fuck could a NEWS agency call that news |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:48:57): | took the videos down |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:49:07): | Lolol oh man I wonder if super deluxe did the debate |
| Pol Pothead | (16:49:37): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:49:43): | they did |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:49:44): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP2c0rDEFCk |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:49:58): | its just eh |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:50:00): | I was about to post it lol |
| Pol Pothead | (16:50:15): | what drives me nuts about this whole debate thing |
| Pol Pothead | (16:50:25): | is that everyone is saying trump is this crazy wacky unstable bigot guy, which is fair |
| Pol Pothead | (16:50:32): | but then by response hillary is the nice good guy choice |
| Pol Pothead | (16:50:46): | we have to vote hillary or america is doomed! |
| Pol Pothead | (16:51:04): | there has to be a good guy and a bad guy but seems like nobody will admit it's two bad guys |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:51:13): | Yup lol. I saw Crack open a cold one and watch it all burn |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:51:31): | Idk 7/10 Americans are disatisfidd with both candidates |
| Pol Pothead | (16:51:37): | As much as I'd love a Goldman Sachs / Exxon / GE / etc presidency |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:51:52): | This is what happens when a small percentage votes in preliminaries |
| Pol Pothead | (16:52:04): | I miss Bernie |
| Pol Pothead | (16:52:20): | at least we knew he was circumcized |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:52:25): | 9% of eligible voters decided these are our options |
| Pol Pothead | (16:52:38): | Rock the Vote! |
| Pol Pothead | (16:52:51): | I want to go to one of those MTV celebrity voting campaigns |
| Pol Pothead | (16:52:59): | and be like Thanks guys! I'm going to vote now! Build that wall! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:53:24): | Lol on bill o Reilly before the debate people were chanting build the wall |
| Pol Pothead | (16:54:11): | lolol |
| Pol Pothead | (16:54:30): | I've seen people in NJ talking about it and this blows my mind |
| Pol Pothead | (16:54:41): | are there even illegal mexicans in NJ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:55:14): | Perth amboy |
| Pol Pothead | (16:55:28): | damn |
| Pol Pothead | (16:55:30): | just build a wall there |
| Pol Pothead | (16:55:58): | but i doubt illegal immigration is a big deal in the northeast compared t the south |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:56:12): | Lot of contractors use them it's pretty fucked up actually, they'll house a bunch of illegals in a house and pay then 50 a day for work, but they have to pay rent and if your sick you get kicked out |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:56:23): | it would shock me if even 50% of Trump supporters have ever even met anyone of hispanic descent |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:56:23): | Yea idk but it does exist here |
| Pol Pothead | (16:57:45): | that is really fucked up |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:58:18): | It really is. I've worked with subcontractors like that, their whole crew is illegals and maybe one head guy |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:59:28): | o man, the Polish stucco guys are great |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:59:36): | they drink beer on the job site |
| Pol Pothead | (16:59:42): | those are the fun kind of illegals though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:04:47): | To be fair the last Mexican illegals I worked with also drank a pint on the job site, I know cause I cleaned up their mess. Threw it out before john or the school staff found it lol |
| Pol Pothead | (17:07:29): | gotta do someting to get through that shift |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:40:55): | I saw a guy on the path the looked like josh. But if Josh if he worked on Wall Street and worried about stocks. The Nega Josh |
| Pol Pothead | (19:42:50): | i'm sure negajosh is disgusted by discussions on the legal definition of bird rape |
| Pol Pothead | (19:43:08): | also i have an idea for a video |
| Pol Pothead | (19:43:18): | let's say that the north lost the civil war and slavery is legal |
| Pol Pothead | (19:43:22): | now it's 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:43:37): | In the south |
| Pol Pothead | (19:43:45): | and everything is the same except that there are just black guys that work at jobs and dont get paid and are chained to the desk |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:44:03): | The USA would be 3 countries if the south won |
| Pol Pothead | (19:44:13): | so you go to the cardiologist and he is just chained to the wall but he gives you tests |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:45:53): | Dr Johnson how are my test results. \n\nYou have high blood pressure and we need to start on a diet. \n\nThen his boss comes in. \n\nBOY you clear those insurance claims yet \n\nNo Masta not yet. |
| Pol Pothead | (19:46:07): | Oh boy, feedin' time |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:46:45): | I like how Jay Z thanks his weed man in his song in Izzo |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:50:39): | Everyone needs to thank their weed man |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:53:02): | Then the end scene is a giant mirror that shows the audience in chains. Boom mind blown. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:55:48): | Then dick butt |
| Pol Pothead | (19:59:47): | You know, nobody thanks the weed man enough |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:00:39): | The Simpsons played "because I got high" in Sundays episode |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:02:40): | Pete I am going to ask some of the vendors for advice on your bachelor party. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:12:01): | And see if I can get them to put |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:12:14): | You mind wearing a Vevo jersey all night ? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:24:43): | Also just saw an old photo of Bill and Hillary |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:24:50): | She still looks like a cunt |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:25:00): | But damn bill was and still is the man |
| Pol Pothead | (20:46:01): | a vevo jersey? |
| Pol Pothead | (20:46:26): | do you think these vendors would throw money towards my bachelor party if i turned into a walking billboard for their shit that night |
| Pol Pothead | (20:47:27): | i would love to do that, they pay for me to go to the VIP section of a club and I'm decked out in full The Walking Dead gear, inviting girls in for a drink so I can give them The Walking Dead swag and remind them to watch season 7 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:47:30): | Don't be shy ladies. This second dance is paid for by our generous sponsors at Kleenex |
| Pol Pothead | (20:48:41): | whats up girls, i'm pete but you can call me Mr. Kleenex |
| Pol Pothead | (20:49:16): | hey girl, you want to get out of here? i know a great CVS where we can get Kleenex |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:51:20): | After Orlando, explosions in clubs have been frowned upon, but my sponsors at Mentos would love for me to buy you a diet coke |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:51:48): | I'm not proud of that one |
| Pol Pothead | (20:52:59): | i'll try it in miami where the joke isnt as fresh |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:06:20): | Holy shit. Trump illegally conducted business with Fidel Castro in 1998 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:07:20): | Newsweek cover story tomorrow |
| Pol Pothead | (21:19:25): | Atta boy |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:20:40): | Communist Cuba is tremendous. Best guys. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:28:10): | Check out @MaddowBlog's Tweet: https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/781302685873995778?s=09 |
| Pol Pothead | (22:53:19): | http://store.steampowered.com/app/518670/ |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:54:49): | Harambe would be proud |
| Thursday, 29 September 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (04:37:04): | Is Maddow's Twitter picture an owl? If so. CONSPIRACY |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (04:54:18): | Brian. You are part of the problem. Thinking you are pre disposed to a fake illness |
| Pol Pothead | (07:30:51): | Is there no limit to human stupidity? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:43:56): | Damn this past year was a lie and I've been eating all these veggies and losing weight for no reason |
| Pol Pothead | (07:51:37): | Wake up Neo |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:35:30): | So you see hoboken |
| Pol Pothead | (09:40:19): | Yea were you on that? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:41:50): | no NEC comes into Newark Penn |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:41:59): | my buddy was at the station |
| Pol Pothead | (09:42:43): | There were no deaths thankfully |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:46:02): | not confrimed |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:46:12): | there are people still trapped |
| Pol Pothead | (09:47:15): | Apparently my coworker was supposed to be on that train but missed it by a few minutes |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:47:29): | crazy how that happens |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:48:59): | wow god damn |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:07:48): | i Blame the jews |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:48:25): | http://emptynetsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/entourage-Congrats-Youre-A-Real-Asian.jpg |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:04:36): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJaHq9u6T6k |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:06:37): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvCO1KyrXgM |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:30:48): | My sister get a free trip to florida |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:30:56): | from a tv netwrok |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:30:59): | and she is taking me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:31:03): | sooooo suck it |
| Pol Pothead | (13:34:51): | Make sure to listen to will Smith's Miami song on loop for as long as possible |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:37:28): | Where in Florida |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:37:52): | Ponte Verde Beach |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:38:05): | Or Point Green Playa in spanish |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:38:57): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:44:44): | don't get killed marc |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:58:56): | on a boat |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:58:58): | or zika |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:59:03): | or drug smugglers |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:00:08): | or choking on to many dicks |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:00:13): | if I see a "Florida Man Kills New Jersey tourist" headline, I'm gonna have to read it to make sure some bath salts addict didn't eat your face |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:02:00): | Id say it would be teh reverse " NJ tourist Kills 11 after drinking accident" The suspect is quoting in say "listen they said they could handle everclear, so i force fed them all a handle of everclear, this is on them" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:21:13): | http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/14/12183012/ohlala-paid-dating-app-berlin-pia-poppenreiter-uber |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:21:20): | Isn't this just an escorting app lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:22:37): | "OHLALA ISN\u2019T REALLY AN "UBER FOR ESCORTS," IT\u2019S A TASKRABBIT FOR EMOTIONAL LABOR" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:22:46): | guess talking to us men is such a laborious chore \ufffd |
| Pol Pothead | (15:38:39): | This app allows for the Girlfriend Experience |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:41:22): | this cant be real right |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:42:24): | This is a libertarian's wet dream. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:43:04): | They say invest in yourself, but why not have others invest in your dinner + cash? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:58:46): | cant downlaod it |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:01:32): | theres like 8 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:01:39): | and all in idfferent languages |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:01:43): | soooooooo |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:01:56): | im just trying to look at the cleintale |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:03:07): | lol just become a rich arab man who flys instagram sluts to his golden palace |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:03:09): | its esy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:03:12): | easy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:10:36): | then you shit on them, give them 50k and get on with your day |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:13:50): | Shitting on women is great. Now i understand Sharia Law. It's all so clear now. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:16:51): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:17:02): | no live salmon? what hell did this woman go through before lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:17:30): | Tuna all day |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:19:06): | http://www.lollipop.sg/insider/dubai-sugar-daddy-exposes-how-instagram-model-will-do-anything-money |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:19:07): | oh wow |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:19:17): | at the bottom is a serious of pics of the conversation its absurd |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:19:36): | that one wont load for me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:19:42): | where are you finding these |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:20:21): | googled dubai instragram models poop |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:21:31): | ill post some its very funny |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:21:34): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:21:58): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:22:13): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:22:36): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:22:43): | these are the best parts lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:23:01): | coprophilia and salmonphilia eh |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:23:10): | Listen, a salmon is a big fucking fish |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:23:25): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:23:49): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:24:07): | None |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:24:10): | http://trekity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/6163800234_a974597ef4_z-640x265.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:24:20): | THATS A SALMON |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:24:44): | looks like its shits all retarded |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:24:56): | Things people do for money |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:25:32): | Id shove a salmon up a dudes ass for 25K |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:25:47): | i looked her up on instagram, she deleted it and now its just a joke |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:26:12): | nothing ever gets deleted on the interenet |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:26:17): | None |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:29:03): | i wanna be an escort |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:29:11): | but ill do if for tatertots |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:29:15): | and beer |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:29:27): | like my granpapy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:26:04): | Did you guys ever see fast 7? It's retardedly bad in a expendables 2 kind of way |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:26:40): | The rock is in the hospital from an injury and sees a tower explode outside, so he flexs his arm to break his cast off and tells his daughter he's gotta go to work |
| Pol Pothead | (20:27:23): | That's his day to day |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:27:59): | I stopped after 4 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:28:14): | Don't worry about taking off my cast doc, I got it |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:29:47): | At least the first one was reasonably within the realm of believability. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:29:51): | Also some of the shit they pull off its like they're super humans, but as far as I know they never said Vin diesel had xmen DNA shit or anything to explain their super human reflexes |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:29:55): | It was just racing cars and shooting guns |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:30:08): | It's the most absurd ways possible |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:31:11): | It's one of the most successful franchises though. I guess we're not American enough. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:32:02): | Apparently it's huge in Asian culture from what I've heard |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:33:42): | Ok nkw the rock also had psychic powers, he went from the hospital to driving a ambulance off a bridge to destroy a drone that I had no idea how he know where anything was |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:34:03): | This shit is ridiculous |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:34:33): | In a good way? Does it know it is retarded |
| Pol Pothead | (20:37:30): | You nig nogs want to do something Saturday |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:38:41): | Retarded. Vin diesel just earthquake stomped Jason Statham into oblivion no joke |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:39:10): | And I'll have to let you know actually if I am free it'll be during the day not night. |
| Pol Pothead | (20:41:24): | Day rhymes with gay. Are you calling me gay? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:41:24): | But maybe something in the noon? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:41:34): | Noon rhymes with coon |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:41:49): | And I'm definitely not calling you a gay coon |
| Pol Pothead | (20:42:09): | Whoa check out this racist. He wants to hang out at noon! And he thinks I'm gau |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:42:13): | Closet coon? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (21:02:35): | This is you guys |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:07:30): | Set that fag ablaze. Its most comfortable in its flaming form. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (21:56:11): | Watched ant man from the begging honesty think it's one of my favorite marvel movies |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:56:55): | Took ya long enough ya dope |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (21:57:04): | Shaddup |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (21:57:33): | Like how he puts falcon in a triangle chock and Brazilian jui jitsu trumps super powers lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (21:57:38): | Choke* |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:58:21): | Surprisingly light on dick jokes. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (21:58:52): | Whatever you taste like a burger |
| Pol Pothead | (22:08:00): | Is it actually a good movie |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:08:44): | It is, good mix of humor, action, and flawed hero. Plus Avon Barksdale as a cop |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:08:50): | Yup. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:09:22): | He was good in dredd as well |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:09:35): | Ant man and guardians are the best marvels ever done |
| Pol Pothead | (22:10:51): | What about captain America 2 |
| Pol Pothead | (22:11:02): | That one was really good |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:11:35): | Ant man, guardians, and cap 2 are the 3 best |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:11:52): | No doubt |
| Pol Pothead | (22:12:15): | And avengers 1? |
| Pol Pothead | (22:12:17): | Lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:12:23): | That's 4th I'd say |
| Pol Pothead | (22:12:40): | Iron man 1 is 5 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:12:46): | Avengers were both awful |
| Pol Pothead | (22:12:58): | You didn't like the first one? C'mon |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:13:02): | Nah |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:13:03): | Oh cmon avengers 1 while dumb was exactly what you wanted |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:13:13): | Go back and watch it again |
| Pol Pothead | (22:13:16): | Did you not understand the message about friendship |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:13:39): | Hulk smash, mother fucker |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:13:58): | Demi god? Hulk don't play that |
| Noam Chumpsky | (22:14:00): | Iron Man is definitely up there though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:16:02): | Ant man sees his company screws customers out of millions, posts the banks statements online that prove it and drive the ceos car into a pool - commie confirmed |
| Pol Pothead | (22:16:30): | Is he organizing the proles tho |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:16:44): | He's agitating at least |
| Pol Pothead | (22:16:49): | He might just be the embodiment of crony capitalism |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:17:28): | Agitate, educate, organize |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:17:41): | He did step 1 and 2 at least lol |
| Pol Pothead | (22:18:49): | He could just be a libertarian teacher |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:20:37): | Michael Pena is great in this though and apparently is a super human at 1 punching tko'ing people |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:30:18): | It's definitely the funniest no contest. Giant Tomas the tank, "that's a messed up looking dog" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (22:32:27): | And the trippy ending where he goes subatomic that kind of just makes every super hero kind of bleh in terms of quantum physics. Actually I think Ant man is number 1. |
| Friday, 30 September 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:30:56): | https://alexisruth.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/kenan-and-kel-2.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:31:10): | Kenan and Kel were ahead of salmonphilia |
| Pol Pothead | (11:08:58): | i dropped the screw... in the tuna |
| Pol Pothead | (11:09:15): | also i had an idea for a youtube video and i wanted to run it by you guys |
| Pol Pothead | (11:09:51): | I want to create an unboxing/review for the latest iPhone or whatever, but the catch is that we review it based on how people really use their phones |
| Pol Pothead | (11:10:50): | so we immediately throw the phone into an Otterbox and show how well it texts the weed dealer, how quickly it is able to refresh instagram after just closing the app, and how easily you are able to go into old summer photo albums of girls you knew back in college so you can download their bikini pics to jerk it to later |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:27:21): | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/88/42/33/884233ff5af8be5ba58612e6ef34d594.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:27:52): | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7a/19/fa/7a19fa42f5cf8bd06e4b98fe5daa7d24.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:30:26): | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3a/76/9d/3a769d308d45f09ac035163cc09a55cf.jpg |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:40:37): | Let's not forget my idea for a reality program "Who loves orange soda?!"\n\nFollows around Kel until he kills himself because he'll forever be known as the orange soda kid |
| Pol Pothead | (12:46:50): | I hear he has a successful career now hosting high school talent shows |
| Pol Pothead | (12:46:57): | \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:17:34): | https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/2/15/15/enhanced-buzz-4362-1360961181-12.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:14:36): | https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-09/4/12/enhanced/webdr11/anigif_enhanced-4687-1409848244-14_preview.gif |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:16:14): | Who's doing what later? |
| Pol Pothead | (16:17:24): | I'm out today but aint doing shit tomorrow |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:17:50): | Got a bday to attend tonight |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:18:23): | Tomorrow got school work but may be free for a bit if you guys wanna basketball or something |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:19:05): | butt stuff |
| Pol Pothead | (16:19:53): | I'm down for anal |
| Pol Pothead | (16:20:04): | Possibly basketball if I'm home in time and it ain't raining |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:20:14): | it gunna rain |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:20:20): | so everyone buy 2k |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:20:41): | whos up for some dutch rudders |
| Pol Pothead | (16:21:09): | Fuck off Vice |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:22:16): | Feels bad man |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:24:27): | They turned "humans of NY" into "4chan in the streets" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:23:02): | I want to play DND with you guys |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:23:08): | because i think it would be funny |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:23:20): | how retarded we all are and stupid ways we thing |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:23:55): | Josh the Goblin Attacks you what do you do? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:48:35): | got stood up for another date |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:48:41): | so theres thats |
| Pol Pothead | (17:56:59): | I had to babysit some d&d nerds when I was in college, it was a life experience |
| Pol Pothead | (18:01:34): | Didn't really understand it to be honest |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:55:45): | Got stood up tonight |
| Pol Pothead | (19:56:13): | Damn that sucks, sorry to hear that |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:56:26): | It's okay. I'm better single |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:56:39): | Who's gunna be the cool guy in the group |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:56:43): | If I'm taken |
| Noam Chumpsky | (19:58:29): | I'm down for d and d |
| Noam Chumpsky | (19:58:37): | And yeah that sucks Marc |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:59:31): | It's not the first time. Not the last |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:00:00): | I can be the dungeon master |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:00:06): | It should be fun |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:00:15): | We can do a beginner quest |
| Pol Pothead | (20:00:24): | You can be Josef fritzl |
| Pol Pothead | (20:00:53): | Do you have the rules for d&d |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:01:26): | I know them. I can get a beginners set for like 19 bucks. Dice and shit included |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:01:35): | You guys roll charters |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:01:45): | Can I be a Nazi researcher brought to North Korea cause I wasn't good enough for America |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:02:00): | I'm our DND world. Yes |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:02:20): | Shweeeeet |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:02:34): | I guess that's an elf? |
| Pol Pothead | (20:08:09): | I'm going to be like professor x except not psychic and black |
| Pol Pothead | (20:08:19): | So a handicapped black guy |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:09:22): | With twenty inch rims |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:12:01): | Dwarf |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:12:28): | Brian can be dragonborn since he is cold blood and eats small children |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:13:33): | So you guys will just be humans in a crazy mixed up world |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:13:37): | I can do that |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:14:32): | I was typing in how to roll a DND character |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:21:05): | We're about to become pros in all forms of rolling |
| Pol Pothead | (20:24:47): | Let's roll while we roll |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:25:11): | You got a wheelchair? |
| Pol Pothead | (20:43:19): | I have a guy |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:18:49): | Trump made a cameo in a Playboy porn in 2000 |
| Pol Pothead | (21:19:14): | #Trump2016 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:19:31): | https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/donald-trump-appeared-in-a-2000-playboy-softcore-porn?utm_term=.sneGyzLJ6#.hxA8D4MYV |
| Pol Pothead | (21:19:40): | Imagine how much fun trump would be if he actually had good policies |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:20:07): | And wasn't an overt racist |
| Pol Pothead | (21:20:38): | I'd settle for subtle racism |
| Saturday, 01 October 2016 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:28:27): | Anyone down to do to the thrift store to find Halloween worthy clothing? |
| Pol Pothead | (14:29:50): | Sure |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:30:35): | Brian, when you gotta leave to do whatever it is you're doing |
| Pol Pothead | (14:46:18): | So where are we going for Halloween? |
| Pol Pothead | (14:46:26): | Don't think Jessie and I have plans |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:47:23): | I know one of my friends in doing something the Friday in NB. Then Hoboken that Saturday. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:47:40): | I'm open to roaming NYC streets too |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:47:53): | Friday I have a huge work thing |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:48:01): | Saturday I'm free |
| Pol Pothead | (14:48:20): | I'll crash it in my Pepe the frog costume |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:51:42): | Kill Jews man |
| Sunday, 02 October 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:54:42): | I swear your barista should stop writing quotes and make fucking coffee this is why it takes me 12 minutes to get a small black coffee |
| Pol Pothead | (11:04:27): | This girl has a serious relationship with her Starbucks barista |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:06:38): | She was the most basic of bitches |
| Pol Pothead | (11:07:20): | I hope she left a tip. $1 to have a sense of purpose restored in your life |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:49:53): | https://youtu.be/xXQnAhjrknw |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:08:35): | Sorry my phone was dead for a while what's up? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:08:47): | Ain't got no plans for Halloween saturday |
| Monday, 03 October 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:24:43): | BUTT STUFF ALL DAY |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:25:21): | also the girl who stood me up said she forgot about our date and she wants to make it up to me, some one get me a salmon |
| Pol Pothead | (09:37:18): | I hope she likes getting fisted |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:41:33): | lol her excuse was she forgot? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:14:38): | yea just she forgot |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:14:45): | which i said was cool |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:15:01): | now i dont want to date her, i just wanna do weird shit and have a story |
| Pol Pothead | (10:15:24): | Nothing like a good make up Cleveland steamer |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:15:57): | something is going in her butt, i dont know what yet but something |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:16:17): | you dont stand me up and not get sodimized |
| Pol Pothead | (10:16:41): | Thanks for reminding me to never cancel plans with you |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:16:59): | Canceling plans is fine, not showing up |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:17:04): | thats a paddling |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:17:04): | that reminds me i have to cancel plans with you \ufffd |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:17:07): | in the ass |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:28:41): | http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Pokemon-Geek-My-girlfriend-told-me.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:28:49): | Yea like he has a girlfriend |
| Pol Pothead | (12:41:54): | He means his case worker |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:59:09): | So i have a work party on the 28th until 7 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:59:18): | but Andrew is coming up that night |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:59:25): | so want to go out friday |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:59:28): | and saturday |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:59:39): | Friday with Andrew and Mary |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:59:43): | I'm open to whatever |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:00:01): | Ill open your what ever \ufffd |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:00:01): | I dunno who these people are that you speak of though |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:00:07): | You met them |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:00:17): | or at least Pete and Brian have |
| Pol Pothead | (13:04:40): | Yea we met them at your house |
| Pol Pothead | (13:04:51): | I should be free one night to go out of you guys are around |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:09:52): | Trump foundation just got served by NY attorney general with a cease and desist |
| Pol Pothead | (13:10:24): | This election really is a wild ride |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:12:40): | yea ill be around for sure one night |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:12:50): | i'll be cross dressing for boys across america |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:13:06): | and when/why did this happen josh. synthesize the raw data for us |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:13:27): | i ain't got time to bleed, i ain't got time to read |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:15:14): | So the foundation had been using its funds to buy paintings, totalling around $20k, then paying Trump's legal fees, $248k. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:15:51): | Also, donated $25k to Florida AG. She soon stopped her investigation into Trump university |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:16:37): | All of that is illegal, and he had paid fines to settle them. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:17:24): | I believe the cease and desist was ordered because on top of all that, the charity never filed the necessary paperwork to even operate in the state of NY in the first place |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:17:49): | classic trump |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:17:52): | this makes him smart |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:18:11): | another news cycle he runs doesn't even matter if it's good or bad he just wants you to hear his name |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:18:34): | I don't pay taxes. I'm a genius. You know that border wall I want... |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:20:53): | roads are just socialism anyways |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:21:05): | you guys see trumps tax returns |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:21:12): | We need an ATV economy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:38:00): | Trash Economy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:38:04): | we take cubes of trash and use it as money |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:39:59): | What about a hair economy. Sure, it sucks for the elderly, but you better damn well believe that I'm gonna be successful in my twenties. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:40:51): | Go on. Say it. Just another ploy for the Jews to rule the world. Well yeah. It is. Cause we some hairy fucks. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:41:08): | oh goyim |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:41:44): | That patch of shoulder hair is my third home in Malibu. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:42:34): | Porn stars won't fare well in this economy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:42:50): | german and french ones will |
| Pol Pothead | (13:51:20): | Once again bald men are in last place |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:29:47): | Swimmers, fighters and cyclists wont either |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:29:54): | nor asians |
| Tuesday, 04 October 2016 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:31:39): | so did Julian Assange blue ball us all |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:31:43): | is there no wikileak thing on clinton |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:33:05): | Yes and no. Thing today was a ten year anniversary. But he promised that they'll be doing data dumps every week for ten weeks |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:34:03): | They'll focus on us politics and promised there will be damning revelations, some completely unexpected |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:34:27): | Schedule is such that some will be released before the election |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:34:41): | Clinton's a reptile person? Actually I wouldn't be surprised, it would explain a lot. |
| Pol Pothead | (13:38:44): | Apparently he reneged on some of his claims |
| Pol Pothead | (13:38:53): | Said it could be damning for Trump or Hillary |
| Pol Pothead | (13:39:04): | I think the dude is just trying to be relevant again tbh |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:39:39): | I dunno. He hasn't really shown any reason to doubt his claims in the past |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:40:12): | May not be as bad as he says, but I'm willing to believe whatever it is he has is not gonna be good |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:40:21): | Here's a dic pic Trump sent to Hillary Clinton. You won't believe her response! |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:40:39): | Maybe shill called Barry an N |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:40:40): | "I call it Trump Tower" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:43:26): | did assange give an official statement on when he is releasing this shit? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:44:19): | Nah. |
| Pol Pothead | (13:44:48): | he is blueballing conspiracy theorists throughout the nation |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:02:27): | Brian Hiliary isn't a lizard person. I have a lizard. They are much more warm and comforting |
| Pol Pothead | (14:10:39): | Then explain Hillary's heat lamp |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:11:22): | And Hillary needing a large black man to hold her close and keep her warm |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:11:43): | "He's my doctor, but I like to call him mr. blankie" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:13:48): | Spike is a bearded dragon and just over a year old, and he knows more how to be relatble and understand people |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:14:00): | Hilairy is so shitty she can only be human |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:14:26): | And proves God is real. Becuase you have to be the almighty to make something that shitty |
| Pol Pothead | (14:26:31): | Well shit now I'm Catholic again |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:47:28): | None |
| Pol Pothead | (14:48:48): | This guy has it all figured out |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:49:28): | no hymen, no diamond |
| Pol Pothead | (14:52:09): | Why would he want to marry a used trash whore? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:52:29): | Why would I want to date a 3-D? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:52:59): | the classic |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:53:03): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:53:13): | http://imgur.com/K8KIBhF |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:54:39): | damn it, on rereading this, outside all the weird women shit, i kind of agree with our super saiyan hero |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:54:45): | i do need to stop making money for the jews |
| Pol Pothead | (14:56:57): | That sounds like a NEET idea |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:57:17): | I must free myself from my Jewish desires |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:57:19): | Sorry Josh |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:57:29): | You missed your chance with me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:09:24): | What you dont see is after he goes super sayan |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:09:48): | his mom brings him chicekn tendies and tells him to clean out his piss jars |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:12:10): | What about his cum box |
| Pol Pothead | (15:13:13): | i'd kill for a piss jar |
| Pol Pothead | (15:13:28): | and chicken tendies |
| Pol Pothead | (15:14:04): | you don't realize how much you miss being a pseudo-autistic-spectrum manchild until it's gone \ufffd |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:13:53): | Im pretty sure this girl is trying to catfish me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:14:00): | but i dont care |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:14:03): | and its funny |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:14:07): | what's she look like |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:14:12): | same pic everytime |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:14:14): | that's how yo utell |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:14:18): | she got the angles? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:14:20): | not great to begin with |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:14:28): | but ever ysingle pic is hte\xa0dame |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:14:29): | same |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:14:33): | and shit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:21:12): | okay not getting catfished |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:21:19): | but this is a girl who lies to get attention |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:21:22): | so |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:21:31): | im just going to have her do stupid shit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:21:43): | and then ghost her |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:21:53): | then she will threaten sucicde |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:21:56): | and ill go |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:21:59): | "you wont" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:32:29): | she just wants some D |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:32:32): | don't be a J |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:33:05): | I sent you all a email as to why Trump is the christian choice, which I received from my mom |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:33:08): | let me know what you think lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:34:49): | Just read it. Whoever wrote it is a fucking moron and does not understand that there is to be no religious test to hold office |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:35:56): | oh well the whole thing is just sent around christian circles i think |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:36:03): | And if everyone stopped with this thought process that says " party > country" then a third party could win. But since Republicans are second only to Jesus, vote Trump |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:36:08): | just convincing other christians to vote republican given qualms about trmp |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:36:39): | lol yea i like how they threw in 1) third party vote is a waste and 2) alternative oncology treatments can work |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:38:16): | I'd bet money that Trump looks down on religious people |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:38:51): | I bet money Trump is dumb enough to be religious buuuuuurn checkmate theists watch the edge nerds |
| Pol Pothead | (17:43:18): | Trump embodies so many Christian values |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:44:33): | He had many children with multiple wives, works with saudi's, and thinks highly of russia |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:44:41): | maybe he's a middle eastern muslim |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:44:49): | in the 90s |
| Noam Chumpsky | (19:33:58): | Clinton Foundation got hacked |
| Pol Pothead | (19:34:15): | Was it by that 400lb guy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:34:48): | 9d chess by the centipede master poppa trump |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:35:25): | It was Julian assange |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:36:31): | I'm surprised how much flak trump got for saying it could be a 400 lb hacker, that's my first thought of what a hacker looks like |
| Pol Pothead | (19:37:02): | When I think hacker I think jacked dude with great fashion sense |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:37:16): | Wow he must hack out |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:37:57): | If trump said it was a channing Tatum type hacker hackers would be mad at the unrealistic body standards now set on them |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:38:01): | It's a lose lose |
| Pol Pothead | (19:38:54): | None |
| Pol Pothead | (19:39:00): | Look at these hackerz |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:40:02): | Password huh? "Sex" teehee who would guess I'm so naughty ;) |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:41:43): | Remeber what Johnny Depps said, "I'm a hacker not a slacker" |
| Pol Pothead | (19:43:11): | None |
| Wednesday, 05 October 2016 |
| Pol Pothead | (08:01:06): | Did you guys see that movie of the Christian woman crying while she reads Vince Staples lyrics |
| Pol Pothead | (08:01:17): | Not movie, YouTube video |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:47:52): | link me brah |
| Pol Pothead | (09:51:57): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2uJRkeSY4 |
| Pol Pothead | (09:52:03): | it's real good |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:20:02): | Lmao |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:20:31): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:21:06): | That top comment lol |
| Pol Pothead | (10:23:39): | Hoes need..... Abortions..... Waaaaahhhh |
| Pol Pothead | (13:40:55): | Facebook has labeled me as "very liberal" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:53:40): | You welfare queen you |
| Pol Pothead | (13:54:30): | I'm just going to spend my food stamps on drugs anyway |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:09:42): | how do i check |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:10:06): | i want to get ????? as my leaning |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:12:39): | By the American definition, you're definitely a libertarian |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:13:12): | Isidewith will give you a better description than Facebook |
| Pol Pothead | (16:14:36): | The Facebook thing is just for ads |
| Pol Pothead | (16:14:55): | basically it reads all your personal information it has access to and then provides you advertisements based on it |
| Pol Pothead | (16:15:19): | so if you see my thing it shows that I use Windows 10 mostly, have a Samsung phone, went to Rutgers, use a Yahoo email to login, have bought tech stuff early etc |
| Pol Pothead | (16:15:40): | and I think it makes an assumption about your political affiliation based on the info it's collected from you so it can send relevant ads |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:16:08): | Pete, delete your yahoo account |
| Pol Pothead | (16:16:27): | Marc go to Account Settings --> Ads --> Manage Preferences -->More --> Lifestyle and Culture and it's there |
| Pol Pothead | (16:16:35): | and yeah Yahoo is shit, I don't use that email for anything important anymore |
| Pol Pothead | (16:16:47): | I made my Facebook account back in like 2006 or 7 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:11:04): | https://youtu.be/UUQ-Xw4EgXs |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:12:11): | Fuck these teaser trailers. Nevertheless, this is one sequel I look forward to watching |
| Pol Pothead | (23:21:50): | I can't wait to see this, the first was great |
| Pol Pothead | (23:22:00): | Now we just need Dredd 2 |
| Thursday, 06 October 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:32:38): | I'm being Dom mazzetti for Halloween |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:32:47): | Gotta lift hard |
| Pol Pothead | (07:46:52): | That's my secret. I'm always hard |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:31:55): | im a shower not a grower |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:48:25): | A girl on tinder sent me like 8 nudes and then got made when i asked if she wanted to meet up she said she isnt just looking for sex. Im\xa0like BITCH |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:48:40): | lmao |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:48:49): | oh you were just showing me your nipples for your health? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:50:05): | im like you showed some shit that i might be scared and this was fucking early like max 5 messages in |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:53:47): | lmao |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:54:03): | "Hey" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, u? "Good" "here's my tits" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:55:46): | It was more hey if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me, haha what are you britney spears, no just a guy who likes word play and boobs, haha, so can i see yours and pics |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:56:05): | and that worked huh? man tinder gone changed the game |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:56:39): | Now she is "upset" da fuq do i care you a rando |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:56:46): | lol upset |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:57:00): | what did she think showing you nudes wouldn't get you wanting sex or something?y |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:57:20): | you gotta tell this girl whats what before she strips for some guy then tells him she doens't want to bone and he doesn't take it as well |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:57:37): | She said she was upset because guys want in her pants and leave |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:57:58): | INTERVENTION TIME BOYS |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:57:59): | i told her i want in her pants and i wanna stay, (but not really, out before breakfast) |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:57:59): | oh she's a practice girl |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:58:19): | Bitch is tball |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:58:25): | just get the motion down |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:58:53): | marc this is you |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:58:59): | None |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:59:29): | Im not like other guys, im way worse |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:00:05): | im going to pittsburgh\xa0in novemebr\xa0for a wedding and im going down a day early |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:00:14): | already got some bitches lined up |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:01:00): | oh i forgot to mention this is an actual text from this girl |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:01:19): | "Hey want to meet up tommrrow and hook up" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:01:49): | lol so you said yes and she said "what you think im just gonna fuck you?" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:02:16): | nah i said i have a work thing |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:02:23): | i get free alcholol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:02:55): | listen if she gunna throw it around like that, i only get free alcholol\xa0 like 2 times a week from like 6:30 to 9 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:03:12): | i can have this bitch at 3 am on a tuesday |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:03:16): | alcholol wins |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:09:48): | Listen Pete, for real, if your wedding is cash bar, im not coming |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:11:17): | Also its comiccon |
| Pol Pothead | (11:37:55): | Do you really think I'd have a cash bar at my wedding |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:38:41): | You know, Jessie no, but the jessie and pete that have to pay the bill maybe |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:38:55): | im gunna\xa0srink\xa0alot |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:39:16): | and bang one of the groomsmen |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:39:24): | Brian open up your butthole |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:43:02): | Haleys gonna hide in the closet to video tape it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:47:14): | Donald Trump said Wednesday that derogatory statements he has made toward women were all for the sake of \u201centertainment\u201d and did not reflect his true feelings.\n"A lot of that was done for the purpose of entertainment; there's nobody that has more respect for women than I do," the real estate mogul told Las Vegas\u2019 KSNV-TV in an interview taped Wednesday ahead of a rally in Henderson, Nevada.\n\nRead more: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-women-insults-entertainment-229225#ixzz4MJvwIgT2 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:48:27): | Hysterical |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:49:29): | His opponents have created multiple TV ads using Trump\u2019s own words against him, including one from Hillary Clinton that features soundbites of the Manhattan billionaire referring to one woman as \u201ca fat slob\u201d and remarking that \u201cA person who\u2019s flat-chested is very hard for them to be a 10.\u201d Those audio clips play as young girls look at reflections of themselves in mirrors and cellphone cameras, finishing with the question \u201cIs this the president we want for our daughters?\u201d written across the screen. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:49:40): | honestly he's right thought, it's very hard for a flat-chester to be a 10 |
| Pol Pothead | (11:51:31): | We don't want them to give into despair thougb |
| Pol Pothead | (11:51:37): | That's when you know all is lost |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:53:09): | He is a champion of the small boobed americans |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:55:05): | Also i want to place bets on how many harely quins we see during halloween |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:55:19): | and how many people break out there 2008 joker costume |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:56:31): | 2008 Batman Joker v 2016 Suicide Squad Joker vs 2024 Robo-Joker 2.0 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:57:14): | They'll be no match for the cheese |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:03:31): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:03:48): | #StatusQuo |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:04:33): | Yeah this was blowing up on r/media_criticism |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:04:47): | exactly where I found it lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:23:31): | when i get a sec ill tell you guys about a meeting i had abiut this tuff |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:30:27): | we can't handle the truth |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:39:18): | since the election is grip and ripping people are looking for short flights around meow to get the politcal band wagon. \xa0we had like a group meeting about what we should do and we got a pretty indepth look at what it is and what each netwrok does. BBC World news reports on factual news 71% of the time and has opinion pieces 19% of the time, and they just got bought by AMC networks |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:39:41): | CNN is 54% Factual news 46 Opionion |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:39:56): | Foxs 46% factual news 54 Opionin. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:40:10): | MSNBC 15% factual 85% opionon |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:40:42): | this is what happens when you have 24 hour news cycle networks that all only have the same stories to report on lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:40:52): | i completely believe it. CNN is a shit hole |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:40:57): | now we split it up and depends on your, but if they want in they have to pick fact or feel |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:41:24): | if you are like a chemical company or shit like that you want to be associated with hard data |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:41:27): | so you go BBC |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:41:38): | if you are insuracne you got both |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:41:44): | and alot of others are feels |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:42:02): | and theres alot more money in feels |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:42:15): | so CNN is starting to shift more from factual to feels |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:42:26): | and making hard news sroies |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:42:33): | even a litte bit more opionion |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:42:49): | CNN used to be the slightly left leaning center news |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:42:56): | MSNBC far left |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:43:03): | Fox Middle to Far Right |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:43:22): | but now everyone has to pick a side since we dont want news we want echo chanbers |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:44:28): | and butts |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:44:31): | lots of butts |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:45:08): | Only problem with all this is that there still remains only a few significant players in news. Everything has been consolidated. Even if one is more fact driven than another, shit don't matter. They all serve moneyed interests, namely advertisers. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:45:27): | People are the product. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:45:53): | We are being sold to businesses by the middle men, the news |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:46:05): | yea pretty nuch |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (12:46:18): | tv is just a way to get people to watch commericlasl |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:46:34): | Exactly |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:47:32): | Same thing with newspapers. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:56:08): | Wow, I thought I was up before, but now I'm really WOKE |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:57:30): | Noam Chumpsky at your service. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:57:53): | But seriously, I just read about this yesterday in Chomsky's book |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:00:32): | back to the crazy bitch |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:01:03): | she is on disability for her back, but she said its fine cause she can work out and shit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:01:14): | I hate this girl so much |
| Pol Pothead | (13:01:20): | Her neck, her back, her pussy and her crack? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:01:20): | but i have to bang her |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:01:34): | good old hate bang |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:01:42): | stay in a relationship long enough and they eventually turn to that anyays |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:01:44): | anyways* |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:01:54): | Filthy liberals? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:02:04): | LIBERALS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:02:17): | Build that wall |
| Pol Pothead | (13:02:18): | God |
| Pol Pothead | (13:02:19): | Damn |
| Pol Pothead | (13:02:23): | liberals |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:03:46): | http://i.imgur.com/QEJDqFG.jpg |
| Pol Pothead | (13:38:00): | i know we hate huff post but |
| Pol Pothead | (13:38:01): | http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rush-limbaugh-hurricanes_us_57f5deffe4b0b7aafe0bff06?section=& |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:38:40): | lol rush Limbaugh is alex jones territory |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:39:00): | It's in the interest of the left to have their homes destroyed by a force of nature to help them score political points |
| Pol Pothead | (13:39:13): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:39:35): | Feels Saad Maan |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:39:47): | Hurricanes were made up by the left to shut down business |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:39:55): | That's the kind of thinking that literally gets people killed |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:40:24): | Let's just play outside in +120 mph winds. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:40:29): | "Not responding to our labor strike huh? Time to do our hurricane dance" |
| Pol Pothead | (13:42:03): | by my calculations, we have five years before the world ends, unless we can start to reverse things like pollution and war, we need hope and change |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:42:43): | Nah. War will kill enough to drive down the needs to slow pollution. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:43:23): | how about everyone stop having SO MANY FUCKING KIDS |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:43:32): | they're called condoms they're not THAT bad |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:43:46): | I mean yea they are terrible |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:43:57): | ok sure I get why you wouldn't want to use them at all |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:44:02): | and yea it's so much better withoutw |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:44:06): | what were talking about again? |
| Pol Pothead | (13:44:11): | sea floor farming, a whole new realm of agri on the sea floor, untapped land resources 75% use it bitch, beets yams, sea potatoes\u2026 You like cheesy potato skins from TGIF? Try cheesy sea potatoes with sea cheese gonna knock yr taste buds right outta yer mouth.\n\ntrash economy, the abundance of trash what are we gonna do with it? put it on an island. No more need to cut down trees printing up dollars, trash econ replaces econ with money, we\u2019ll all be rich it\u2019s a gold rush, walk with me |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:44:55): | that video is still one of the best things i've ever seen |
| Pol Pothead | (13:45:41): | It\u2019s called the knock out game and eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it. I don\u2019t want to go back to the old days anymore than anyone else but unless Toure reels his boys in it\u2019s gonna be a big ol mess. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:46:03): | okay so people argue agaisnt climate change |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:46:12): | and say they have studies |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:46:20): | who makes the studies? |
| Pol Pothead | (13:46:32): | climate change is an irrefutable scientific fact lol |
| Pol Pothead | (13:46:44): | you could maybe argue that it isnt important or whatever |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:46:58): | Newton thought he could eat mercury to become immortal killing him, making him a stupid science bitch |
| Pol Pothead | (13:46:59): | but to deny it exists is like saying that you don't believe in water because you live n the desert |
| Pol Pothead | (13:48:49): | It\u2019s called the knock out game and eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it. I don\u2019t want to go back to the old days anymore than anyone else but unless Toure reels his boys in it\u2019s gonna be a big ol mess. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:48:52): | im with gary johnson |
| Pol Pothead | (13:48:55): | By 2070, also due to the low oxygen levels the NEGGL will also impose an 'air tax' on its people. At birth, doctors place a chip inside your lungs that monitors the amount of air your body processes and you will be charged a certain amount Astro-blics (the global currency) to your file on the Universal Data Base. If you are unable to pay the air tax your Universal Data Base account will be terminated and you'll be sent to an subterranean labor camp. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:48:57): | i want off this rock |
| Pol Pothead | (13:49:05): | if only gary johnson knew who ran north korea |
| Pol Pothead | (13:49:07): | then we'd be playing with fire |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:50:35): | Gary Johnson reminds me of hte kid that shit talks from the sideline like how he would win the game and when he gets the chabce to play he fucks it to all hell |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:53:07): | side note |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:53:11): | Honestly, who the fuck cares if he can't name a world leader he wants to bang. What matters is how he would bang when the time comes to bang |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:53:19): | i kinda wanna go toa doive bar this weekend |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:53:20): | anyone in |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:53:27): | Brian we can get you soda |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:53:43): | I'm busy Saturday |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:53:49): | fag |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:54:05): | Wedding stuff for a friend |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:54:09): | It is gay |
| Pol Pothead | (13:54:16): | im going gay shit on saturday too \ufffd |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:56:40): | I'm free Friday |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:56:50): | saturday, maybe. ill have to let you know. got my first midterm next week |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:59:24): | oh shit yo Josh when is Andrew "A Tit is a Tit" getting married |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:00:05): | i free friday i think |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:00:08): | depends on work |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:00:33): | Aight. haley will be out at a beyonce concert, so I will be around |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:01:12): | Two years I believe |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:01:38): | I'm free Friday. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:11:03): | lol my boss is on the phone with a client, a woman named Illeana who he represented as well as her brother Dino |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:11:13): | and he keeps bringing up what a little BITCH Dino was |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:14:28): | the client, Dino, is refusing to pay, threatening to have his "mob guys" come deal with us |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:38:32): | None |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:50:22): | Brian just shoot up the place |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:58:18): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:53:31): | "im about to get in his face and beat his fucking face he's such a fucking pussy" - my boss to the lawyer regarding the client lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:53:42): | "i may not be a lawyer, but I know how to win a case, more than most lawyers do" -also my boss |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:01:51): | So I have been emailing a mortgage broker and they dudes being an asshole |
| Pol Pothead | (16:02:13): | sounds about right for his profession |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:02:31): | im trying to spend a shit ton of money with your bank |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:02:36): | im not asking for free shit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:02:54): | im asking for a nice email and not being condescending |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:03:13): | Lol my boss used to do mortgages and is going back to it |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:03:27): | well there it is folks |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:03:30): | explains it all |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:03:33): | fuck it |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:03:36): | ill pay cash |
| Pol Pothead | (16:06:30): | did you find a place yet |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:09:31): | Remember pay off more if you can interest will kill ya |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:10:23): | The earlier payments especially |
| Pol Pothead | (16:10:42): | yea fuck interest |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:11:17): | You'll get a lot of nice tax benefits at least |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:21:18): | yea we are gunna go 30 year fixed and pay off as much as we can early |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:21:55): | when i get a rise and shit we will be able to dump mo money into it |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:22:21): | then when we party in hoboken, i can crash in my bed and tell you poeple to get of my property |
| Pol Pothead | (16:23:02): | Ill just sleep on the sidewalk, that's my destiny anyway |
| Friday, 07 October 2016 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:08:33): | http://www.mycentraljersey.com/story/news/crime/jersey-mayhem/2016/10/06/47-people-indicted-middlesex-county-financial-fraud-case/91666554/ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:08:40): | here's the case I was one 2 weeks ago it's pretty interesting |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:14:02): | https://i.redd.it/i4gvyfe06ypx.jpg |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:27:54): | "If ignorance is bliss then down syndrome must be euphoria" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:30:39): | http://i.imgur.com/aQ66sLe.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:30:45): | that water albert eistnien |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:32:39): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/plus-size-model-was-inspiring-then-she-lost-100-po-4936 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:38:58): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:39:19): | tfw sharia law and iraq gaurantee more days off for workers, but they hate us for our freedoms |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:39:43): | welcome to shit post friday where the likes don't matter |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:40:09): | Roses are red\nHarambe's in heaven\nBush had prior knowledge of 9/11 |
| Pol Pothead | (12:44:45): | At least we have our freedom |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:45:03): | we |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:45:10): | we're free-2b-dumb |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:45:23): | Freedom to choose between ketchup and catsup |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:45:44): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:45:55): | freedom to choose between the rich white criminal or the rich white sleezy businessman as our next leader |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:46:53): | Who wants to watch the next debate on Sunday |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:47:05): | oh ill def be watching |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:47:35): | and taking diligent notes so I can make an informed decision about who I'm going to vote for! - no one in america |
| Pol Pothead | (13:04:36): | i'll watch with you guys again, that was fun |
| Pol Pothead | (13:04:47): | i almost forgot they were running for president |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:05:25): | that must have been a beautiful moment in your life when you forgot trump and clinton existed and were running for president |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:13:25): | let's make a pact. if 20 years from now, it's donald trump jr vs chelsea clinton, we all up and move to the woods to start a new community of our own |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:19:21): | But if its Ivanka vs Cheslea, then now |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:19:33): | just want to see a scissor contest |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:19:43): | Arts and Crafts Bitch\\ |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:19:49): | im so bored at work |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:21:02): | I'd show Ivanka my Trump Tower if ya know what I'm saying |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:21:16): | I think Donald wants to too |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:21:19): | Id show her my crippling debt |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:21:47): | He has too have called his dick the trump tower righjt |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:21:52): | that has to have happened |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:22:23): | "cmon baby, just the top floor" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:24:36): | imagine 2020, when we have two normal people gain |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:25:15): | yea unfortunately i think we're heading down a slippery slope tbh |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:25:19): | like we are gunna be "well i dont like Rubios\xa0stance on this" and "i dont like insert democratic\xa0name foregin polies" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:25:21): | Well, one of them in 2020 is still gonna be one of the fucknuts that were stuck with now |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:25:38): | instead of why is trump tweeting at 3 am about a sex tape |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:25:52): | and how many death can we link to clinton |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:25:58): | 47 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:26:02): | the number is 47 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:26:11): | My money is on Lt Gov of California Gavin Newsom winning in 2024 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:26:20): | not 2020 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:26:27): | 2024 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:26:35): | i doubt either fucks will be a 2 termer |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:27:04): | Depends what happens to GOP in the wake of Trump |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:27:07): | well i think clinton has a better shot of being a 2 termer |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:27:20): | trump i think will be a 1 term lame duck president who will struggle to get anything done in congress |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:27:55): | I dunno. If he wins, he'd likely have two houses working in his favor |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:28:20): | i mean i don't know a single dem who likes him and a lot of republicans do not like him still either |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:28:29): | i think trump loses |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:28:33): | Hilary wins |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:28:44): | Rubio comes out on top for the GOP |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:28:57): | kicks her in the teet since she will destroy everything |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:29:17): | Unless anither no name republican comes in |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:29:35): | If hilary wins we will hace\xa0a a Rep in office in 2020 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:29:50): | and if trump wins we will have a dem in for 2020 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:29:52): | if hillary does bring a higher minimum wage, abolishes private prisons like she said, and reschedules marijuana, she won't be a complete fucking waste at least. sucks for brown people in other countries who have to deal with clinton though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:30:23): | idk i feel like if clinton wins, the whole democratic structure is behind her in 202 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:30:25): | 2020* |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:30:27): | im sorry there are other countrys\xa0besides America? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:30:31): | you mean the ocean? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:30:57): | lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:31:21): | The only threat that Trump actually poses is an existential one |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:31:36): | unless there is another further left party that emerges that sucks some of her more lefty democrats from her, which i hope happens, i think she'll win 2020 minus some major screw up or health thing |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:31:59): | Hilary need voter turn out, Democrats do shit numbers with undecided voters. Romney won the indepent vote handledy but Barry got more democrats out |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:32:04): | Seriously. POTUS has enormous power to conduct secret warfare. Trump said yesterday his plan is to attack first |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:32:18): | he just wants to follow the bush doctrine of preemptive strike |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:32:27): | the shill does need turnout |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:32:36): | and no one wants |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:32:45): | here in NJ i've seen WAY more trump than hillary signs too and i've been trying to figure out why since democrats outnumber republicans 9:1 here |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:33:03): | i think people are ashamed to openly support clinton, but just view her as a better alternative |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:33:08): | Cause even Dems don't wanna say they're for shill |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:33:21): | becuase hillary is that old eggo\xa0you find in back of the fridge, youll eat it ifr\xa0your hnger but yiu dont weant to |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:33:22): | But they still hate Trump |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:33:27): | funny cause that's my moms rational for voting trump |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:33:48): | she just can't vote clinton. shes not on board with trump just views him as a better alternative to clinton |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:33:50): | No one will win this election |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:34:01): | they other person just wont lose |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:34:22): | Trump wins no matter what |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:34:52): | honestly is this election depressing anyone else |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:35:03): | has there ever been this much of a shit show ? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:35:03): | If he loses, he starts there media empire that everyone gossips about |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:35:37): | this election is waking up after drinking next to a 400lbs ham planet |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:35:48): | we need to look ourselves int he mirror |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:35:54): | Yes. Very depressing. My parents lived through legitimate social upheaval in the sixties. They've never seen anything like this |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:35:55): | and think about our decisions |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:36:23): | Historians relay the same thing. This election is fucked |
| Pol Pothead | (14:38:55): | Just wait till our generation is the one that is primarily voting |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:39:14): | i got a modest proposal |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:39:16): | eat the rich |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:48:07): | not enough of them to go around |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:48:25): | we'll starve to death |
| Pol Pothead | (14:50:45): | We need to bring back slavery |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:51:11): | gulags por favor! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:52:34): | bill gates, dig that trench |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:52:42): | take the red pill peter |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:52:47): | you're so close to realizing the truth |
| Pol Pothead | (14:55:51): | This gorilla dick daddy is hungry for the truth |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:56:28): | hey kid, capitalism is a cycle of failure on a global scale spread the good word |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:58:43): | hey kids, psst, it's me Uncle Sam. don't tell your parents I told you this, but slavey never ended. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:58:49): | \ufffd |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:59:18): | we dont even have to clothe and feed them slaves no more. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:01:06): | and... the police will shatter their knees for us! |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:01:22): | None |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:12:34): | i want to run for presdient |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:12:48): | some one find me a porno that needs inrtoducing |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:12:54): | and a private email server |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:14:04): | got to use my hotmail account $hillDawg69 to email troop postions |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:27:43): | we must embrace fully automated gay space communism before elon musk ruins it |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:38:07): | Anything going on later tonight |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:38:09): | ? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:38:44): | Just trying to seize the means |
| Pol Pothead | (15:48:35): | I'm busy tonight, might be free tomorrow |
| Pol Pothead | (15:48:44): | I've already seized my means |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:49:12): | ill be right out of the bathroom! I'm just seizing my means, namean \ufffd |
| Pol Pothead | (16:12:03): | Don't come in mom, I'm organizing an uprising |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:15:49): | "I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women \u2014 I just start kissing them, it's like a magnet. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything\u2026 Grab 'em by the pussy." |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:15:56): | guess who said it...... |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:16:29): | and also said.... |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:16:36): | "I moved on her actually, she was down in Palm Beach and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try to fuck her, she was married \u2026 and I moved on her very heavily" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:16:53): | and.... |
| Pol Pothead | (16:17:03): | Goddamn it Bill Clinton |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:17:12): | "I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture and I told her 'I'll show you where you can get some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch, and I could not get there, and she was married. And all the sudden I see her and she's got the big phony tits, she's totally changed her look." |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:17:21): | http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/trump-hot-mic-when-you-re-star-you-can-do-n662116 |
| Pol Pothead | (16:18:04): | At least he's not Hillary durrrrr |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:21:02): | \u201cThis was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course - not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended.\u201d |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:21:05): | https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/statement-from-donald-j.-trump |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:21:19): | that's his official response |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:22:03): | i love how that's an announcement on his websitel ol |
| Pol Pothead | (16:23:31): | I like how the context is supposed to make what he said he less gross |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:23:51): | lol sure im bad but my opponents husband is worse |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:23:59): | i mean bill was a womanizer no doubt, dicking bimbos to this day |
| Pol Pothead | (16:24:12): | But he's not running for president again |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:24:54): | at this point, can't we just elect carter of Bush sr. again? At least we know they're stable individuals |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:24:58): | or* |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:25:14): | it does seem a little hypocritical though to call out someone else for being a womanizer when you potentially married a bigger womanizer lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:25:24): | they're both just shit |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:25:47): | i mean women have come out against bill saying he raped them |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:26:00): | though i've also heard the same about turmp |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:26:03): | god dam are we fucked |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:27:13): | at least Kennedy womanized in the privacy of his own home |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:27:24): | i.e., the white house |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:27:57): | JFK was fucked in the head too, made a intern he was banging blow a colleague while he watched |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:28:11): | apparently JFK was a minute man too, but I guess he had pres shit to do |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:28:44): | CUCK ALERT. SET THE ALERT SYSTEM TO DEFCUCK 1! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:29:32): | Oh man if Trump was elected I would like a daily Cuck Alert Status |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:29:36): | Cuck Alert: BBC level |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:29:39): | this is the big time boys |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:30:18): | if trump uses the word in any of the future debates i can at least be sure that there is no hope left for american politics |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:30:26): | the word cuck* |
| Pol Pothead | (16:32:08): | There already is no hope |
| Pol Pothead | (16:32:37): | I still get offended when I hear about trump on the news, like we are supposed to take him seriously |
| Pol Pothead | (16:33:21): | My determining factor for when politics is fucked up: if Ben Carson seems like a good choice compared to you, things are not looking hot |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:33:31): | The Ben Carson Test |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:33:32): | we have to. he's the nominee of one of two major politcal parties |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:33:41): | its either that or throw away our vote! |
| Pol Pothead | (16:35:27): | People should just admit this is a meme circus |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:35:44): | it always has been |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:35:47): | society of spectacle |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:35:57): | breads and circuses etc |
| Pol Pothead | (16:38:48): | Carbs have ruined this nation |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:39:12): | our politics need to go on a ketogenic diet |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:51:52): | r/thathappened is amazing' |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:59:30): | So Paul Ryan was supposed to campaign for Trump this weekend. Odds that he sticks to it? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:00:14): | And CNN just played the full uncensored audio/video. Pussy and all. It's amazing |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:01:43): | https://i.redd.it/c886y2gw3ypx.png |
| Pol Pothead | (17:06:44): | I miss classic DJ Khaled before he became self aware |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:36:57): | A tinder bitch. She don't get responsible saving |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:39:04): | I don't know this woman but she's already made me angry at her |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:39:36): | She said she was kidding. But trust me. Your strange ain't worth my savings |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:39:42): | Also wikileaks just leaked hillarys paid speeches apparently |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:40:28): | Aren't all speeches paid |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:41:47): | Well I guess the ones that she never released the transcripts to. To Goldman sacs etc |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:42:36): | Ohhhh |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:42:39): | The dancing |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:42:43): | Damning |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:43:14): | Sunday is gonna be fun |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:45:08): | Holy shit these are awful |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:46:21): | Bad enough for president trump |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:59:05): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (19:01:14): | Brian, you find anything in the Podesta emails? A lot of it is just internal strategy and back and forth with media |
| Pol Pothead | (19:01:36): | Tell her "this gorilla dick daddy is hungry. And if you don't blow me right, I might kill you" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:02:48): | Saw clinton campaign worked with Bloomberg on anti sanders ad |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:03:08): | You know maybe Julian assange isn't such a cuck after all |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:05:55): | So the media is in with Clinton. Our crazy uncles and Steve were right |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:06:21): | See the tin foil hat was a good idea |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:07:31): | My mom thinks the whole trump thing is overblown, that's just how guys talk lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:07:59): | Yea. We always talk about pretty much taking beautiful woman |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:08:16): | Like the trump thing is stupid. But that can't put shine the Hillary emails |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:09:35): | The fox news anchor says maybe he's grown up since then |
| Noam Chumpsky | (19:09:35): | I can honestly say I have never heard anyone around me talk about grabbing bitches by the pussy or even just hinting at the notion of making advances against one's will |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:09:56): | He was 59 then and 70 now. He's got no more growing up to do. He's only shrinking from here on out. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:10:20): | I go right for the pussy. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:10:31): | Claw game that shit |
| Noam Chumpsky | (19:10:46): | None |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:11:54): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:13:37): | This election has turned into a race to the bottom |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:14:12): | To top it off buzzfeed broke the wiki leaks story |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:14:39): | Truly the end times |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:14:41): | Buzzfeed the only unbought media |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:14:57): | It's kinda smart. More people look at buzzfeed then CNN |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:15:00): | Or fox |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:22:55): | Clinton looking at the wiki leaks |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:30:44): | I forgot comic con was this week. Weirdos on the train |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:38:17): | RNC officials meeting in DC right now to talk about booting Trump from the ticket |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:39:20): | Check out @Yamiche's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/784564766211727360?s=09 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:40:32): | Check out @Yamiche's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/784565272464064512?s=09 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:41:02): | So I take that back. Looks like they're probably scheming to make him quit |
| Pol Pothead | (21:43:05): | Doubt he'd ever drop out now |
| Pol Pothead | (21:43:35): | And if he quits Hillary is guaranteed the win I bet. It takes the US a year to figure out who is even running |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:43:43): | Really though? He's gonna make more money than he ever had in the past if he actually starts a media network |
| Pol Pothead | (21:44:08): | Are these latest comments even that outrageous though |
| Pol Pothead | (21:44:15): | Like are you actually surprised |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:44:23): | Grab her by the pussy |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:45:02): | No. But he's literally saying he gropes women against their will |
| Pol Pothead | (21:45:06): | Remember when trump said he could kill someone and his fans would still love him |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:45:27): | Yeah, but this is America. We love guns |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:45:37): | And that was rhetorical |
| Pol Pothead | (21:45:39): | "he may molest women but at least he's not Hillary" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:46:46): | O and Paul Ryan did in fact cancel their event planned for tomorrow |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:07:30): | Trump is releasing a video statement. Tonight. It's almost midnight. Something about this is different. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:28:46): | https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/784595559562743817?s=09 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:48:42): | It's officially been more than 24 hours since Trump has tweeted anything |
| Pol Pothead | (23:57:30): | It's probably just going to be him saying sorry |
| Pol Pothead | (23:59:12): | just saw a tweet from that breitbart chick defending what trump said. how fucking brainwashed do you have to be |
| Noam Chumpsky | (23:59:26): | Chair is chamber of commerce for all of US said he needs to bow out. Colorado rep said the same. Utah gov and rep said same |
| Pol Pothead | (23:59:56): | uh oh |
| Saturday, 08 October 2016 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:00:01): | John huntsman said to bow out |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:00:25): | A lot of unendorsements tonight |
| Pol Pothead | (00:00:34): | where do you see this annoucement |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:00:55): | I pretty much only follow journalists on Twitter |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:01:07): | They're all freaking out like I've never seen before |
| Pol Pothead | (00:01:53): | https://twitter.com/CNN/status/784597629493735429 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:01:56): | Even Steven colbert said Trump is trying to fuck America |
| Pol Pothead | (00:01:59): | oh wow, he is airing a big statement |
| Pol Pothead | (00:02:10): | this is the real deal |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:02:35): | Yeah. Chaffetz has clout |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:03:30): | Fox is only covering the hurricane. They're not even touching this |
| Pol Pothead | (00:05:10): | https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/784600709203365888 |
| Pol Pothead | (00:05:15): | their latest tweet lol |
| Pol Pothead | (00:07:46): | who leaked the trump audio? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:08:10): | Access Hollywood dude |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:08:14): | Trump talking now |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:08:22): | Not apologizing |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:08:34): | He's bashing Hillary |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:08:37): | And bill |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:08:44): | It's on Facebook |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:08:50): | Wow |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:09:17): | All he said was "I was wrong. Sorry" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:12:33): | \nhttps://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157844642270725&id=153080620724&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FRCS03oq8Aw&_rdr |
| Pol Pothead | (00:14:08): | only 21 seconds of that was a genuine policy |
| Pol Pothead | (00:14:16): | and then hes off to saying "bill clinton was worse!" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:14:41): | Exactly. A lot of Republicans saying to drop out |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:14:47): | Just tonight |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:15:07): | And access Hollywood says they have HOURS more tape just like this |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:15:17): | Hot mic moments with Donald from over the years |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:20:42): | Virginia rep calls to drop |
| Pol Pothead | (00:21:21): | i wish |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:45:49): | Holy shit. CNN just had a bunch of Republicans arguing with one another. One anti Trump woman was saying how Trump's use of the word pussy was offensive. Said it a bunch on live air. Then the pro Trump woman asked her to stop saying pussy because her kids were watching. |
| Pol Pothead | (00:46:23): | This is it, the final days of America |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:46:53): | Even Trump's economic advisor tweeted something that ended with "end?" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:49:52): | https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/784616044048572416?s=09 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:50:20): | There's the clip. Gold |
| Pol Pothead | (00:51:11): | Jesus christ\n |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:56:19): | Another senator just told him to fuck off |
| Noam Chumpsky | (00:57:46): | And he's on Trump's list for SCOTUS |
| Pol Pothead | (01:08:05): | Let's see if this blows over |
| Noam Chumpsky | (01:09:40): | I hope not. He deserves this. I hope a fat lesbian Mexican with a flat chest grabs his dick in the forum on Sunday |
| Pol Pothead | (01:12:06): | What would really wreck trump is a recording of him saying something racist |
| Pol Pothead | (01:12:15): | I know there has to be one out there |
| Noam Chumpsky | (01:12:50): | Probably. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (01:43:32): | https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/784623745226899456?s=09 |
| Pol Pothead | (15:39:50): | You guys busy tonight? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:40:03): | Nope |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:40:38): | Engagement party in Morristown |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:54:21): | Biii |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:57:42): | Going out to dinner at 6, maybe busy after though. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:57:08): | Fav |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:43:12): | You guys doing anything the 22nd? Halloween booze crusie. Boards 630 to 8, goes from 8 to 12. Open bar. Money goes to animal shelter. May have already mentioned this but not sure. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:43:42): | I'm gonna pass |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:43:46): | But thanks |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:49:55): | That a Friday or Saturday. I know I can't make it back from work by 6:30 |
| Pol Pothead | (19:03:07): | Unfortunately my parents will be in NJ that weekend |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:07:10): | It's Saturday marc the booze cruise leaves from lower east side Manhattan |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:22:40): | Lemme check |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:33:27): | My mom just started crying and freaking out that the recliner couldn't close. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:33:51): | I'm going the trump route. Trade the wife's in ever so often |
| Sunday, 09 October 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:17:11): | We doing the debate tonight |
| Pol Pothead | (08:37:10): | Unfortunately I can't, just remembered I'm going to a concert lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:51:56): | I'm down with the sickness (that is the us political system) |
| Noam Chumpsky | (09:18:35): | O it's on |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:39:20): | I watched best of LFL I have never seen so many tramp stamps |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:44:16): | LFL? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:44:32): | Legends football league |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:45:00): | O is that the butch ladies league? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:45:52): | Nah it's was formally the ligenere football league |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:46:37): | It's pretty much just a hooters kitchen fight |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:48:05): | So were they Trump stamps or tramp stamps? And where in God's name were you watching LFL games? |
| Pol Pothead | (17:52:43): | For the skill and precision |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:54:19): | Tramp stamps. I was on YouTube and best NFL fights popped up in videos. Then went down the rabbit hole |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:56:11): | The coaches are crazy too. They act like this is there big break |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:11:22): | Where we doing the debate |
| Noam Chumpsky | (19:37:07): | Dunno |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:37:27): | There a bar showing it ? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (19:37:46): | I'm not going to a bar to watch this. Trump just appeared with Bill's alleged rape victims |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:37:46): | Yea it's called Brians basement bar ;) |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:38:00): | Brians smoke house really if you know what I mean |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:38:11): | Aight. I'll come over around 8:30 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:38:17): | It's like watching politics with with the sunglasses from they live |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:02:48): | Me and haley just popped out for a second should be home around 830 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:03:47): | Aight. I'll leave at 8:30 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:24:33): | Let me know when you're back doc chak. |
| Pol Pothead | (20:29:26): | Let me know if any really wild shit goes down lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:30:02): | Well, bill Clinton is gonna be in the same room as his alleged rape victims. So there's that |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:38:49): | I'm here and queer so get over here |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:40:07): | Trump gonna say some wild shit like "I'm that gorilla dick god, I make dyke pussy wet" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:46:45): | Your door bell is broken |
| Pol Pothead | (20:50:25): | Then I told Milania, you have about ten seconds to show me your hole, and if you don't blow me right, i might kill you |
| Monday, 10 October 2016 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:31:32): | So trump promised if elected to have the Attorney General investigate clinton |
| Noam Chumpsky | (07:32:18): | And thrown in jail |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:40:56): | Back to things to look forward to. Gears 4 was pretty damn good |
| Pol Pothead | (07:44:54): | Glad I skipped the debate last night lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:06:35): | Honestly it was funny seeing hillary struggle and how shocked she was at some of the stuff trump said |
| Pol Pothead | (08:28:45): | Would you say that trump moved her like a bitch? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:31:02): | "I'm happy someone like you isn't in charge of the law" -hillary "because you'd be in jail"-trump, probably trumps best moment lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:29:50): | None |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:30:06): | glad that NBC cleared up exactly how Hillary broke the law lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (09:32:03): | Yup. Fuck the shill |
| Noam Chumpsky | (09:33:33): | But we should also remember that the RNC deleted 22 million Bush & Cheney emails from their administration. Republicans don't have a great foundation to make these attacks. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (09:33:56): | Then again, Trump ain't no fan of Jeb |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:34:09): | So old people can't do emails |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:34:16): | Things we learned |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:36:58): | we need to lower the presidential age so we can elect Baron Trump |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:37:01): | he's great with computers |
| Pol Pothead | (09:37:29): | Baron Trump, what a name lol |
| Pol Pothead | (09:37:52): | should name his next kid he has at age 80 "Overlord Trump" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (09:38:15): | He named Baron after his fake PR persona. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (09:38:22): | John Baron |
| Noam Chumpsky | (09:38:58): | https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/the-fix/wp/2016/03/21/the-amazing-story-of-donald-trumps-old-spokesman-john-barron-who-was-actually-donald-trump-himself/ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:39:39): | whats terrible is i have to go to the_donald to here discussion about certain points. /r/politics is completely overrun now by Correct The Record, hillarys million dollar internet propaganda machine |
| Pol Pothead | (09:40:58): | the only way to win is to not play |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:41:25): | alright who's coming with me to start a commune then lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:41:33): | otherwise we all gotta play still \ufffd |
| Pol Pothead | (09:42:18): | you could just live in blissful ignorance like me |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:43:13): | how blissfully ignorant will it be with the Clinton-ista army comes to your door asking for your papers, and throwing you out of this country if you're a real citizen to make room for syrian refugees |
| Pol Pothead | (09:46:05): | i'll just go live in Syria, aka America 2 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:02:09): | https://youtu.be/QlawwBCTP2M |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:12:07): | None |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:13:29): | Check out @stoolpresidente's Tweet: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/785310331228815360?s=09 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:18:27): | a thought from Men Going their Own Way: |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:18:30): | If everyone hates Trumps words, who bought 80 million copies of Fifty Shades of Grey? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:18:34): | Women need to be called out. Trump told the truth about women's charecter and they hate it. |
| Pol Pothead | (11:23:14): | They cracked the code |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:37:28): | also just watched that trailer holy shit does that seem dumb |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:37:42): | Yes indeed |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:42:03): | None |
| Pol Pothead | (11:44:05): | I can see the outline of his micropenis and now I want to kill myself |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:44:29): | I was going to say the same thing. It's like a huge funnel going to a tiny spout |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:25:53): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuM3yaPXYAIKY-p.jpg:large |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:26:27): | disregard apparently this is fake |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:29:34): | so you guys know how I have 7 cats |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:30:02): | the smallest kitten, smokey, that has a respiratory thing and possibly have a thyroid thing that would keep him small his whole life (under 5 lbs) |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:30:08): | You a serial pussy grabber now, Brian |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:30:10): | he may be whats actually called a "dwarf kitten" |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:30:15): | and worth a few grand |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:30:45): | Instagram famous kitten. Living next door. To me!!! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:30:46): | and we promised him to some dumb 12 year old girl who probably won't even sell him for cold hard cash |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:32:02): | Bet Lori feels real stupid now, not being able to capitalize on her kitten's physical deformity |
| Pol Pothead | (18:45:21): | Cat-pitalism |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:48:46): | booooooo |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:53:41): | we need socki-ialism |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:53:43): | socks for everyone |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:36:54): | fuck steve yobs |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:01:02): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiSVzNbmzO0 |
| Pol Pothead | (20:08:54): | Bill burr is always so on point lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (21:47:52): | Yea he's the number one comic right now imo |
| Tuesday, 11 October 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (04:43:32): | I thought spiderman number 1 was the number one comic right now |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:55:23): | a girl on tinder asked me if i was a good listerner |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:55:28): | Da Fuq |
| Pol Pothead | (16:03:29): | Say bitch you typing to me, I'm a good reader |
| Pol Pothead | (18:43:00): | Lori just posted a progress photo on Snapchat with the caption "it's a lifestyle" |
| Pol Pothead | (18:43:18): | She has to be fucking with us at this point |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:43:29): | I don't eat 18 hardboiled eggs a day because it's easy, I do it because it's hard |
| Pol Pothead | (18:44:00): | I didn't choose the egg lifestyle, the egg lifestyle chose mr |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:45:00): | My mom's been worried about my sister since she started drinking protein shakes lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:45:12): | Thinks she'll end up bulky and muscular and men don't like that |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:45:45): | Sounds like your mom took the red pill |
| Pol Pothead | (18:46:02): | Lori's SMV is too low |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:46:18): | SMV? |
| Pol Pothead | (18:46:20): | But for real those protein shakes will sneak up on you |
| Pol Pothead | (18:46:43): | They can be calorie dense |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:48:01): | Smv is sexual market value, on the red pill |
| Pol Pothead | (18:48:17): | It's all about that SMV |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:48:32): | There's also a redpillwomen subreddit I went to the other day and one of the top posts ever was "want to increase your smv? Lose weight" |
| Pol Pothead | (18:48:53): | It's like bizarro world |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:52:26): | Gotta get lori on my egg diet if she really wants results |
| Pol Pothead | (18:53:52): | Hey lori, you ever think about quitting CrossFit and just eating 18 eggs a day? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:54:27): | Honestly it's super cheap way to eat especially if you buy your eggs at costco. I did the calculation the other day it's less than $100 a month to eat |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:55:08): | You ever feel like a slave to big food? Time to break the chains that bind you to your stouffers, hungry man dinners, and chicken nuggets. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:55:38): | Just eat 1 to 2 dozen eggs a day! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:56:01): | Honestly it is perfect macros for me lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:57:04): | Good bye cooking, hello 20 6-7 hardboiled eggs a meal |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:57:12): | Hello to* |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:57:46): | My farts will clear a room |
| Pol Pothead | (18:57:49): | You see these abs? I consume entire generations of chickens a day to get them |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:58:12): | Freedom ain't not free and neither are these abs |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (18:58:49): | Just like american soldiers fought hard for our freedoms, I fought hard for these sick abs that I use for, well really nothing, but they look great |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:59:58): | No use? I share them with others for fake internet points in the hope that an advertising agency will capitalize on my influence |
| Pol Pothead | (19:15:02): | Hey kid, I saw you accomplished a goal based purely on your vanity and ability to do repetitive tasks three or four times a week. We want to sell t-shirts based on those abs |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:37:15): | https://youtu.be/98oxZOM_niU |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:37:45): | I'm most disturbed by the fact that he kinda looks like my dad in this. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (21:08:31): | Someone summarize this. I had a free happy hour and don't feel like reading |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:10:05): | Lori became a stereotype |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (21:14:10): | That's old news |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (21:14:20): | She hops from one to another |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (21:14:33): | I stick to one. Bro |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (21:15:23): | Josh is a militants atheist. Pete is "normal" Brian is well. He is woke and transcends |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (21:17:13): | We are all stereotypes. There's a reason they are a thing |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:17:47): | Fuck you and your God |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (21:18:14): | I'm the Woke one? Lol. I'll take it. |
| Pol Pothead | (21:19:02): | I'm normal? How did this happen |
| Pol Pothead | (21:19:24): | I spent an hour last week convincing people on the internet that I had never eaten garlic bread before |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:20:13): | You're gonna have to spend another hour right now |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (21:21:52): | Garlic bread is just another method the government controls us. That's why it's called "garlic bread and circuses" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (21:22:43): | Big garlic does it again. How could I have been so stupid |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (21:33:06): | I suspect garlic causes brain rot but big garlic keeps stopping my research |
| Wednesday, 12 October 2016 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (02:49:59): | You guys see the video of fake vr using the voice actor of Trevor from GTA |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:00:31): | I'm so popular |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:47:23): | Marc my mom wants me to bother you to see if you do know anyone who wants a kitten lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:07:54): | Yea my mom has 2 people she thinks is. I asked Lori for pictures yesterday |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:09:01): | Sweet |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:09:15): | Marc you have the power to save my life here |
| Pol Pothead | (08:09:34): | You know Lori is just going to rescue more cats |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:09:48): | Well Garfield got snipped |
| Pol Pothead | (08:09:54): | Nice |
| Pol Pothead | (08:10:11): | He's like the Genghis Khan of feral cats |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:10:13): | One of the others was already pregnant though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:10:38): | Yea they estimated he's 10 years old pretty impressive |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:11:26): | You know what the worst part about having seven cats in your house is? The smell |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:22:03): | Ken Bone is a new internet star |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:34:46): | He looks like kind of person who wiggles his fingers and says "don't mind if I do" when someone brings in donuts |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:05:33): | He looks like he writes mlp fan fiction |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:06:15): | I'd like to ask their candidates about there plans to fund a portal to the cartoon realm |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:20:30): | with the rise of clopping entering into the realm of MLP fan fiction, how will you help us Bronies stop the clopping community from ruining a lovely show |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:22:30): | Now a questions from Xbox Live, XXGhostXSniperXX69 asked, "Hey Faggot Trump and Bitch Clinton, how do you like it when i bone your mom. Trolololo" |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:42:42): | https://i.redd.it/q9g43xim61rx.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:43:39): | oh reddit |
| Pol Pothead | (09:50:16): | This is Obama's America |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:09:08): | http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/0/31//team_america_world_police_derka_derka.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:09:12): | Gotta blend in |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:21:59): | Also this |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:23:21): | Cuntmafia. Nice |
| Pol Pothead | (15:30:10): | That's my kind of mafia |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:33:44): | I'm more the Gooch Gang |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:34:04): | Taint Squad |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:35:05): | Coochie Clique |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:35:32): | Kookie Klan |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:37:36): | Just looked up her instagram oh my lawd |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:39:55): | i just did too |
| Pol Pothead | (15:40:00): | I sincerely regret looking that up |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:40:03): | she is tumblr incarnte |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:40:38): | I was feeling too happy today, something was bound to bring me down but I never expected it to be the cunt mafia |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:42:06): | She was with Hannibal burress in one photo. And Ellen page in another. I hope people don't actually respect this person |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:42:28): | And I hope you swiped left Marc |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:43:19): | which way is accpet |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:43:23): | i did that |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:43:31): | i want to make this bitch pay |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:43:37): | for assulting my eyes |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:43:52): | also my reagan bush shirt will make her go hard left |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:44:20): | Right is right |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:44:27): | Did i ever tell you about the time early in my tinder game, i was drunk and matched with a ham planet |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:44:56): | so i was like hey and she just went off on a about how all guys want is sex |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:45:10): | and i just went "You have a tumblr dont you" |
| Pol Pothead | (15:45:47): | Does the Reagan tank top get you any poon |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:46:03): | hot Soriety Poon |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:46:08): | Greeks love Reagan |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:46:33): | Being Frat gets you poon |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:46:37): | Is it cause the Greeks were all gay |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:46:39): | hot greek poon |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:46:49): | being a hipster |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:46:57): | gets you hot in a weird way poon |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:47:04): | like puff mipples |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:47:06): | girl |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:47:18): | or girl with the ass that melted into her thighs |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:47:56): | Pete is Flat butt coming to the wedding? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:48:59): | Who's flat butt? I feel like I know that name |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:49:31): | YO |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:49:36): | Someone find me slut face |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:49:42): | im gunna\xa0make her my slut wife |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:50:01): | OH shit slut face! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:50:20): | Man I feel so bad I think she heard me calling her that once when I saw her at 711 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:50:28): | Who? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:50:45): | you graduated hisghschool at that point |
| Pol Pothead | (16:01:19): | Who was slutface |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:13:54): | from senior year |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:17:22): | Sam Played soccer |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:17:35): | sam is a whore |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:17:37): | there fore |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:17:42): | all soccer players are whores |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:18:06): | im doing more shitty transitive property humor know |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:18:17): | it think its my new humor period |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:18:22): | no more dad jokes |
| Pol Pothead | (16:19:54): | im trying to evolve my sense of humor past dad jokes |
| Pol Pothead | (16:20:03): | because pretty soon the movie Bad Dads will be made and it will no longer be amusing |
| Pol Pothead | (16:21:32): | http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2016/10/10/bad-dads-follows-bad-moms/91858742/ |
| Pol Pothead | (16:21:33): | fuck my life |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:21:48): | God damn it |
| Pol Pothead | (16:21:57): | in like 2011 we came up with The Dad Network |
| Pol Pothead | (16:22:11): | we came up with "Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Baddest Dad of Them All?" |
| Pol Pothead | (16:22:18): | and now Hollywood has perverted that idea |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:23:48): | Well, the CIA has enormous influence in Hollywood. And the national security apparatus in the US collects data on its citizens. Hence, the CIA stole our creative works to make profit |
| Pol Pothead | (16:24:28): | I knew it |
| Pol Pothead | (16:25:09): | This is Obama's America |
| Pol Pothead | (16:25:19): | Soon to be Obama 2's America |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:25:38): | I wasn't kidding about the CIA thing either |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:25:50): | https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1530122651/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_2_8?colid=RI9GCNFL53VO&coliid=I2RDZU7WCB72EL |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:26:59): | This guy was a screenwriter doing a story about the CIA in Panama. He was found murdered, without hands. Super sketchy circumstances |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:27:18): | https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0292772467/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_2_7?colid=RI9GCNFL53VO&coliid=I3IJTT5JFTKXJE |
| Pol Pothead | (16:30:01): | interesting |
| Pol Pothead | (16:30:21): | it's all propaganda |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:31:22): | Not all. But a good deal is influenced by Washington |
| Pol Pothead | (16:32:08): | personally i think we could use some more Walmart themed movies |
| Pol Pothead | (17:32:10): | http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/room-director-tommy-wiseau-star-937339 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:38:01): | I'm sold |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (22:03:28): | Fuck her right in the pussy was fake right |
| Pol Pothead | (22:04:51): | I think so |
| Thursday, 13 October 2016 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:01:43): | Donald Trump is planning on using the new York times for their collusion with the Clinton campaign and defamation of him or something like that |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (07:24:03): | http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-was-never-able-accept-my-sons-autism-until-i-mon-3532 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:36:58): | Clinton is a cunt. But Donald needs to just bow out |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:39:11): | What kind of phones do you all have |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:43:29): | Moto X 2ng gen |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:43:44): | Brian, get a pixel |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:43:58): | Is there a new gen? Do you like it? \xa0My phone is pretty much essentially done now |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:44:19): | Thank you planned obsolescence! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:45:04): | Whats a pixel |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:45:47): | Don't know about new one. Pixel is the new Nexus phone. Stock Android. Built by Google |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:46:13): | And you can switch to Google Fi. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:46:36): | From Verizon. Only like $30/month |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:47:42): | I'm on a family plan but I may switch to that. Pixel seems cool though. |
| Pol Pothead | (08:48:00): | Yea the pixel looks legit |
| Pol Pothead | (08:48:17): | Or the s7 if you like Samsung |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:52:09): | I do like random fires |
| Pol Pothead | (08:52:35): | Keeps you on your toes |
| Pol Pothead | (08:54:20): | iPhone 7 too if you don't use your headphone jack lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:55:01): | Keep me on my toes for always potentially losing my headphones! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:55:30): | wow, all these companies trying to keep me on my toes, what a world |
| Pol Pothead | (09:01:06): | Sorry that you don't want to be challenged anymore |
| Pol Pothead | (09:01:52): | I want a p bump |
| Pol Pothead | (09:02:03): | I want a phone with no screen |
| Pol Pothead | (09:02:27): | So I have to send a letter to Samsung and wait two business days to see what is on there |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:37:13): | http://imgur.com/JsCbGSr |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:39:46): | Only one of these two men can rightfully make a claim on the Bone Zone |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:50:23): | https://i.redd.it/7g7dz157r9rx.jpg |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:51:17): | None |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:27:35): | http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/FDL7WheSjQdxCY90WpO6gd5_3uU=/950x534/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F243753%2Fken-bone-smoke-weed.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:27:46): | I might go as Ken Bone for Halloween |
| Pol Pothead | (15:28:07): | Solid choice |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:28:31): | Best start growing that stache. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:28:41): | And an affinity for liberal policy |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:28:53): | i have a stache |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:29:01): | its connected to my beared |
| Pol Pothead | (15:33:20): | You are going to have to shave the beard portion. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:34:51): | it will grow back |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:40:27): | oh I heard something in Jury Duty that's crazy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:42:25): | Everytime your license plate is just run by a cop car, just run not leading to you being pulled over or anything, it's recorded in a database that is used by the state |
| Pol Pothead | (15:42:52): | Not surprised |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:42:56): | in this database is also everytime you've been pulled over, everytime you went through a toll, everytime you passed a camera that catches your license plate |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:43:05): | and you know what all this info is being used for? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:43:09): | to catch people for insurance fraud lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:44:27): | JUSTICE!!!! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:44:55): | Apparently a new law was just put into place in 2015 regarding insurance fraud |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:45:07): | You can't buy car insurance out of state, its a fucking crime lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:45:47): | You can't buy health insurance out of state either. I don't see the relevance |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:46:44): | whomp |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:46:58): | also brian i told my vp that you have a neilson box |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:47:21): | and that i tell you what to watch |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:47:25): | she told me |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:47:44): | "awesome, we might need him for other stuff" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:48:01): | Insider trading. Nice |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:48:08): | What's my % |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:48:22): | a hot dog and a blunt |
| Pol Pothead | (15:48:26): | Yeah you can't buy car insurance out of state, and NJ had the highest rates in the US |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:48:33): | also pretty ridiculous if you're gonna have private industry, you don't even let them compete. it's not even a free market, its monopolies within each state lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:48:48): | and you can't even drive without insurance |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:49:14): | Yeah but each state has highly variable regulations |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:49:32): | Which is why the health insurance wouldn't work |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:50:11): | You'd need federal consensus on regulation |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:50:22): | But we determine largely state by state |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:50:45): | So Mississippi car insurance may not even be remotely applicable in NJ |
| Pol Pothead | (15:51:11): | i love my free market where comcast has a monopoly over my entire city |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:51:21): | You in effect may be putting yourself on the line for some minor infraction, whereas in Mississippi you're all good cause there's different standards |
| Pol Pothead | (15:51:43): | my car insurance is almost higher than the payments on my car |
| Pol Pothead | (15:52:15): | is that technically negative equity lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:52:16): | I'm not saying the lack of competition is good, but solution isn't to just"get rid of the lines" as Papa Trump would say |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:52:51): | No it's not Pete, equity is about building your assets. However cars are quickly depreciating so you're not exactly building equity with them |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:53:13): | Also who's this Evan MccMullin who's giving Trump and Clinton a run for their money in Utah |
| Pol Pothead | (15:53:21): | this 2015 subaru impreza is my ticket to the big time |
| Pol Pothead | (15:53:24): | just you see, in ten years |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:53:24): | he's polling 20% |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:53:37): | It will be a classic in 2035! |
| Pol Pothead | (15:54:02): | hey honey look, a 2015 impreza! remember those from 20 years ago |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:54:48): | Former CIA officer and congressional advisor. Mormon. Only eligible in a few states. His plan is deny Hillary and Trump 270 and have the election thrown to the newly elected House |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:54:50): | Shut up peter and get in the boat, global warming flooded the world |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:55:20): | I like his plan |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:55:27): | he is the batman |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:55:33): | Or is he the Joker? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:55:38): | It's what I laid out for Colin Powell |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:55:59): | Actually scratch that, Trump is the Joker and Hillary is 2-Face |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:56:01): | Hiliary is two face |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:56:07): | Trump the joker |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:56:12): | Definitely the joker. Making a mockery of the system by exploiting it's vulnerabilities and absurdities |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:56:18): | Ken Bone is bain |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:56:33): | Feel the Bain Pain of this Bone |
| Pol Pothead | (15:56:37): | https://cdn.tmpo.co/data/2016/09/17/id_539944/539944_620.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:56:39): | Obama is black panther |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:57:07): | Bill Clinton is Guy Gardner |
| Pol Pothead | (15:57:25): | who is guy gardner |
| Pol Pothead | (15:57:56): | you'd think bill clinton would be aquaman because his sea men get everywhere |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:57:58): | he got kicked \xa0out of the green lantern core for having to much fun |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:58:03): | and not weaing the mask |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:58:26): | http://www.newsarama.com/images/i/000/150/406/i02/GL_Lost_Army_1_pg_Guy_Gardner.jpg |
| Pol Pothead | (16:00:11): | lol one minute i'm not wearing any magic rings |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:01:06): | one minute no magic rings, next minute things are getting weird! |
| Pol Pothead | (16:03:13): | that's too much, man! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:05:04): | i mean magic rings, hidden identities, fighting intergalactic beings that could warrant a diety status, all cool |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:05:10): | but now I'm getting teleported? the heck? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:16:25): | http://img00.deviantart.net/256a/i/2013/217/4/e/guy_gardner__genius_by_leolaino76-d6grp9t.jpg |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:29:07): | who wants to got to a hockey gaem |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:34:37): | im down |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:34:41): | with the hit sticks |
| Pol Pothead | (16:43:31): | I'm in |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:44:20): | When and where |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:45:36): | End of my street, Web Street Warriors vs the King Street Latins |
| Pol Pothead | (16:49:12): | Fuck King Street |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:13:40): | Trump: I didn\u2019t sexually assault a People magazine reporter, because \u201clook at her\u201d |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:14:28): | Trump's officially out of fucks to give when talking to the media lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:14:36): | Ivanka though. Amirite? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:15:44): | He started by calling Mexicans murderers and rapists. Can anything from the last 18 months be surprising. Seriously |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:16:04): | No one should be shocked. At all. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:16:39): | Commented on his dick size |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:17:22): | Complained that a fox news anchor was on her period |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:18:01): | Said blacks and Latinos live in hellscapes |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:18:15): | Incited violence at his own rallies |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:18:27): | Threatening to jail his political opponents |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:18:52): | Threatening to open libel laws so that he can suppress media coverage |
| Pol Pothead | (17:19:00): | I think he's presidential material |
| Pol Pothead | (17:19:21): | How did he get so successful lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:20:09): | Branding |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:20:20): | George H W Busch. He still got 1 term left |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:20:27): | I'm sure he'd like to brand some black folk too |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:20:43): | Keep him as a temp so we can come back in four years with a better plan |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:21:00): | That's what I've been saying. We'd have been better off if this election were Jimmy Carter v Bush Sr |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:21:38): | At least you know where they stand. And they're not horrible people |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:22:19): | Fuck it. Get Bernie back up there. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:22:32): | I hate socialism but at least he ain't retarded |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:22:46): | If wikileaks comes out with something really damning, ya never know |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:22:59): | But Biden would probably take over |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:23:06): | She has been connected to 47 mysterious deaths |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:23:12): | Can't get more damning |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (17:23:50): | I barely got 47 Instagram followers |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:25:09): | It's a few hundred thousand if you count Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, Yemen, Somalia, Ethiopia, Israel/Palestine and Egypt |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:25:43): | And adding nothing mysterious about that. All public information |
| Noam Chumpsky | (17:25:56): | Ain't nothing* |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:28:21): | There's a whole conspiracy about it on The_Donald that one of Trump's sexual victims is actually a part of Hillary's Campagin, and normally you'd laugh it off but after everything else she's done, I honestly wouldn't put it past her |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (17:29:32): | Also yea, if one of you were in some way connected to 1 mysterious death I'd probably wouldn't drink with you, connected to 2 mysterious deaths and im probably not hanging out with you anymore, more than that and I'd be volunteering information to the police lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:42:56): | So I learned I don't qualify to be an uber driver |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:43:41): | On what grounds? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:43:51): | Car too old |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:44:13): | That's fucking ridiculous |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:44:29): | I mean it's an 07 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:44:49): | Most people don't care of cars like my family does |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:44:51): | Why would that be disqualifying |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:45:04): | You need a car 5 years or younger |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:45:21): | You got airbags? You got seatbelts? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (18:45:32): | Fuck Uber |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (18:45:38): | Yea even middle seat belts and airbags |
| Pol Pothead | (19:01:22): | Y'all a bunch of Uber h8rs |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (19:54:13): | I hate everyone and everything |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:10:54): | Welcome |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:21:10): | 1990s - communism bad. 2010s - welcome to the sharing economy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:21:24): | Fuck uber seriously though |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:21:44): | Right in the tailpipe |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:21:48): | No condom |
| Pol Pothead | (20:22:42): | Oh come on |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:22:59): | Ok. Condom |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:23:10): | I don't want a dirty dick |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:23:10): | Sharing is bad until it was monetized |
| Pol Pothead | (20:23:28): | Who said that |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:23:36): | I did |
| Pol Pothead | (20:23:40): | You think I want to pay for shit |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:23:52): | I've probably seen it in comments though |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:25:23): | Seriously though the gig economy is bad for us it weakens job security and increases competition between workers not companies |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:26:29): | That's my commie 2 cents of the day, which is all us commies have |
| Pol Pothead | (20:30:32): | Youre acting like people are forced to Uber |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:30:44): | I dislike uber air bnb all that shit |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:31:29): | Not forced. But done out of economic necessity\n\nI'm surprised to hear that from you Marc. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:31:39): | I don't believe any employment is fully 100% voluntary. Gotta eat pay bills etc. Forces outside your control force people to take jobs they don't necessarily like just to stay alive and so I don't think it's voluntary |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:32:04): | I know Marcs been against it before I was actually lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:32:05): | Ever see a man leave off the land. |
| Pol Pothead | (20:32:11): | Ah yes Uber or starve |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:32:22): | Vote or die |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:33:48): | Let's play who is relevant today |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:35:57): | Paris should have never been relevant in the first place lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:36:35): | Paris had Kim karadasin as an assistant when she was in the simple life |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:36:41): | Shit comes full circle |
| Noam Chumpsky | (20:36:53): | Paris made herself relevant. She's actually pretty smart from what I've heard |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (20:37:38): | Not as smart as Dante |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:38:00): | How condescending is that anyways lol. Us Richie riches, for fun, will see how the simple unwashed masses live and see how much we get disgusted! |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:38:48): | I used to watch it and it was just Paris getting grossed out by farm lifr |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (20:39:51): | And Nicole Richie was there too because why not lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (23:41:19): | http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/13/technology/ken-bone-uber/ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (23:41:30): | This world didn't deserve this hero |
| Pol Pothead | (23:42:54): | Imagine if he had just teamed up with Joe the Plumber instead |
| Friday, 14 October 2016 |
| Pol Pothead | (07:43:51): | You niglets busy tonight? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:47:15): | Nah |
| Pol Pothead | (07:48:36): | Cool, then you have a few minutes to talk about the Lord |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:49:09): | She hasn't made music in a while doh |
| Noam Chumpsky | (07:52:13): | Marc, would you be interested in recording a podcast? Two socialists and Pete don't make for thrilling air waves. We need variety. \n\nUnless you had something else in mind, Pete. |
| Pol Pothead | (07:52:44): | Not at all lol |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:52:54): | I'm game |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (07:53:09): | 2 commies a bro and a peter place |
| Noam Chumpsky | (07:53:10): | Kewl |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:29:58): | Think the idea was give our perspectives on current events. Also if you had a topic you felt strongly about you can do a small rant on it to be discussed after. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:37:05): | Can I call you faggots ? |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (08:38:08): | If so I'm in. I think I'm the most different on views in the group. Pseudo religious right wing bro who crushes puss |
| Pol Pothead | (08:43:24): | I dont know politics as well as you guys |
| Noam Chumpsky | (08:45:23): | That's kind of the point actually. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:47:39): | It doesn't have to always be politics. I'd get sick of that as well. We can do local or less poltically charged news as well. |
| Pol Pothead | (08:56:33): | You guys will run circles around me in politics tho |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:58:15): | Well I think for whatever topic it is we decide in advance so we can research anyways. There's shit I don't know anything about. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:58:56): | Also as much I want to use this as the perfect place to push my political agenda, I'd like to do some stupid shit in the nature of good dad bad dad for fun |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:59:58): | Also having facts has never been critical to discussing politics if the LAME stream media is anything to go by amrite! |
| Noam Chumpsky | (09:06:03): | You free tonight Brian? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:07:27): | Tonight I'm Old Bridging it, tomorrow I'll be Edisoning it |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:24:33): | i got a date tommorrow |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:24:53): | whos the guy a durrrrrr |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:25:11): | your dad |
| Pol Pothead | (09:25:22): | Daaaaaaaaamn |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:25:28): | oh shit |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:25:49): | all your dads |
| Pol Pothead | (09:26:02): | Our dads are fags :( |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:26:30): | Our dads are fags? Not that there's anything wrong with that |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:26:30): | you guys will have to look at your dads and know i was in that poop shoot |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:26:38): | I just thought they'd date more age appropriate men |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (09:27:05): | age aint nothing but a number if its over 18 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:47:19): | https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/786909945350328320 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:47:25): | wikileaks is taking the piss now lolol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:57:02): | I think I just found Bill Clinton's cell phone number in a wikileaks article who wants to call it lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (09:58:58): | Nevermind not Bill's number, but Bill De Blasio's number is here |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:20:11): | is it wrong im fooling around with a girl from costco to get discounts |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:20:31): | yes because cotsco already got the best discounts around |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:21:01): | unless you're doing it for free food court food |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:21:11): | Actually, Brian is right. Costco employees don't get additional discounts |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:21:23): | well fuck |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:21:29): | gotta dump her then |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:21:43): | wasting my time an shit |
| Pol Pothead | (10:31:16): | Imagine a girl bringing you costco pizza in bed |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (10:31:34): | just came a little |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:32:07): | you know they have brisket sandwiches now at the food court? god damn i love costco |
| Pol Pothead | (10:35:46): | I should get a membership |
| Noam Chumpsky | (10:37:27): | You should be ashamed of yourself that you don't already have one |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:39:47): | the 2% cash back one allows you to get 2% back in cash of your yearly purchases, and if that 2% is less than the $100 yearly membership, they make it $100 anyways so it's essentially free |
| Pol Pothead | (10:44:14): | I just can't justify it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:44:32): | pete they're paying you to shop! |
| Pol Pothead | (10:44:49): | I don't shop all that much tho |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:44:53): | though honestly i trust the quality of costco brand and what they keep in stock plus much cheaper |
| Pol Pothead | (10:44:58): | And I would have to go on route 22 |
| Pol Pothead | (10:45:02): | Aka the worst road in NJ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:45:09): | you want 60 eggs? you can get em at dirt prices |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:00:49): | I got 7 days to lose 2 pounds, its time for an egg cleanse |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:14:04): | 30 bananas a day |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:16:52): | i just did some basic math |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:17:26): | thats 3150 calories a day, 12 g from fat, 810 g of carbs (with 420 being sugar a durrr), and 39 g protein |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:17:33): | does not seem like balanced macros at all lol |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:18:16): | Might die too from potassium poisoning |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:18:33): | K not good for how the brain functions |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:18:37): | 240% magneisum |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (11:19:01): | 600% Vitamin B-6 |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:22:36): | big banana |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:22:42): | trying to kill us |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:23:19): | Big Chiquita lost all credibility in my book |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (11:43:30): | from the Banana Wars? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (11:44:25): | Established the first banana republic after BW2 |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:00:05): | apparently there's a commercial on 101.5 that's about my dad |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:02:38): | I mean, he is running for public office |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:05:10): | yea makes me think if we podcast maybe i need a fake name if im gonna be spouting my rhetoric |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:05:14): | call my ryan, ryan barabinchak |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:05:52): | I was thinking just go with Mo and Ace and Doc and Schwartz |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:07:00): | i mean if my dad wasn't who he was i'd use my real name. also his generation doesn't listen to podcasts so its mostly younger people i'd worry about |
| Pol Pothead | (12:07:15): | Call yourselves the Bolshevik Boys |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:08:48): | Yeah. Don't wanna leave any openings for people to act maliciously. Trolls be trolling |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:09:08): | Luckily though we'll have mulitple view points so a troll to one of us is a supporter to another |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (12:09:13): | unless its like "go kill urself" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:17:53): | Pete, what was that thing I need to buy. Some kind of splitter? |
| Pol Pothead | (12:21:07): | Probably something like this |
| Pol Pothead | (12:21:09): | https://www.amazon.com/Belkin-RockStar-3-5-mm-Headphone-Splitter/dp/B0017PG8KS |
| Pol Pothead | (12:21:30): | Just because we'd need multiple headphones to use as monitors to hear our voice |
| Noam Chumpsky | (12:22:25): | Gotcha |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:04:52): | https://i.redd.it/o5b4onrpterx.png |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:07:25): | I like that Alaska is commie lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:11:06): | I'm writing in Harambe |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:11:27): | when do you wanna recorded |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:11:29): | and on what |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:11:40): | i dont have good mics |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:12:04): | We're borrowing Pete's brother's mic. |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:12:09): | Record tomorrow |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:12:15): | also we probably will need one of us to sort of host/run the show to avoid dead air, transition topics etc |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:12:19): | one mic? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:12:23): | Yeah |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:12:28): | For now |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:12:34): | aight |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:12:37): | how will that work, we circle around one mic? |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:12:38): | But it has the ability to capture 360 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:12:44): | Yeah. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:12:45): | oh ok cool |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:12:57): | we will need to not talk over each other |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:13:00): | or bang the table |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:13:22): | we need someone to guide discussion if it lulls as well imo |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:13:45): | Ill volunteer if no one else wants to |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:13:53): | Pete has most experience though |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:14:43): | Also, Brian started writing out some ideas. I've got some too. But I'd rather not say so that everyone comes in with a blank slate |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:15:19): | https://i.redd.it/yhzhehl5lfrx.jpg |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:16:03): | What time everyone available? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:16:40): | well maybe one thing to talk about tomorrow would be the email dumps |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:16:45): | or the election in general |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:16:47): | the last debate |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:17:00): | the next debates strategy |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:17:14): | our perception of candidate support in the state of NJ |
| Pol Pothead | (13:17:18): | Write down topics for discussion |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:17:44): | lori's deadlift form |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:19:11): | Yeah. Just write shit down. Don't say what you've got written down though to one another. If we don't get to it this week, we can cover it another time |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:19:37): | Pick out a few news stories from the week |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:19:54): | General discussion topics |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:21:11): | Only thing we should share with one another before recording are ideas for funny bits. |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:21:14): | you nerds can, im bringing the sassy and the good looks and charm |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:21:41): | what will our fans be called |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:21:44): | i think |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:21:48): | Faggots |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:21:51): | nobody can see your good looks, better bring your radio voice |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:22:05): | EVERYONE CAN SEE MY GOOD LOOKS |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:22:35): | THEY ARE BEYOND THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM INTO AUDITORY LEVELS |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:23:49): | "wow that guys voice is amazing, I bet he's a hunk" |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:25:20): | Marc, the show needs a name |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:25:39): | I suggested we steal Pete's Twitter handle, Millennial Fury |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:25:50): | Or just go with Next Gen Biz Men |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:25:57): | Or Ear Stuff |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:26:04): | i like fury |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:26:14): | and out late night cast can be Night Fury |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (13:26:41): | and our weird sex podcast can be millennial Furry |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:27:46): | Apparently there's already something called the millennial podcast |
| Noam Chumpsky | (13:28:24): | And it's on NPR stations |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:28:46): | oh ok so no one listens to it |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (13:28:55): | we're fine |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:17:14): | That guys is a literal Cuck |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:18:50): | Forever partner. Fuck off |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:19:14): | This is where I sympathize with Trumpians. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:21:18): | What if he also gets to date other people. Then she's the cuck-queen |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:21:30): | Are they both cucks if they're both dating other people as well as their forever partner? |
| Pol Pothead | (14:22:18): | Sometimes I wonder if I have the social views of a person from the 50s or if social progress in 2016 is just fucking retarded |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:23:23): | I mean it seems like it's just an extended threesome actually |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:24:05): | I have a partner who I date/fuck, another 3rd party who I just fuck, and the two shall never meet, and this will go on until who knows. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:24:26): | Honestly though like, STD's? What's the point of having sex with a bunch of different people if you always have to wear condoms tbh lol |
| Pol Pothead | (14:24:42): | Condoms arent THAT bad lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:24:50): | I mean and other people aren't that great either lol |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:24:52): | you pick a hole |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:24:55): | you go in and get out |
| Pol Pothead | (14:25:00): | True |
| Pol Pothead | (14:25:04): | Sex is sex |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:25:10): | it's not like some people have a vagina on there stomach and the whole thing is completely different |
| Pol Pothead | (14:25:11): | A tits a tit, suck what you can get |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:25:22): | yea and you know what? that guys getting married |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:25:27): | so he obviously had the right idea |
| Pol Pothead | (14:26:44): | He is sucking what he can get |
| Pol Pothead | (14:27:01): | And at the end of the day he's got a tit in his mouth |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:27:20): | a tit in the mouth, your D in some V without a C, and you're G to G |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:52:54): | Trump shit blowing up right now. Apprentice contestant saying she was assaulted. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:53:26): | by Trump? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:53:31): | was it Omarosa |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:53:49): | Yup. Kissed and groped |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:55:03): | Man. He is going down in flames. Fast. Fuck did Shill get lucky |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:56:01): | i don't think that's really true though unless you take /r/politics as the poll |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:56:08): | I don't know what more plausible. Him being a rapist. Or Hillary staging all this. Like both have a really good shot ar being really |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:56:29): | 7/10 republican voters in swing states didn't care about his grabbing pussy comments and 2/10 couldn't even be bothered to listen to them |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:56:42): | so i don't think this will matter |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:57:04): | Hillary will win. And we will get a republican in 4 years |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:57:45): | I think what is most likely is that Trump is a privileged billionaire that actually assaulted women. Not some conspiracy. I'm just saying that had Jeb been the nominee, Hillary would probably be polling where Trump is now |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:58:29): | The time has come where we want a Bush in the White House |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:59:10): | the only news sources i trust now are /r/wikileaks and /r/conspiracy |
| Noam Chumpsky | (14:59:16): | And his name is Billy |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:59:37): | It's going to be voter turn out. Obama didn't win because he got more independents. He won because he got more decomcrates to vote |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (14:59:45): | Same with Hillary and trump |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:00:05): | Who ever brings more people to the polls will win. Unless your Bernie or all gore |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (15:00:08): | Al |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:00:35): | I'm turning out for the 3rd party. but yea if the bigger turnout helps hillary |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:00:48): | if people think she has it in the bag though that could hurt her |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:01:04): | but she'll have her good friends at the electronic voter machine company just do a little fixing \ufffd |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:03:54): | I don't see this Apprentice shit even on /r/politics where'd you hear that josh |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:04:29): | Was just on live TV |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:06:17): | https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/57dw9a/im_american_citizen_undecided_voter_loving/ |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (15:06:32): | Ken Bone doing an AMA, top comment is snoop dogg telling him to come thru for a special surprise |
| Noam Chumpsky | (15:06:39): | Check out @ReutersPolitics's Tweet: https://twitter.com/ReutersPolitics/status/787005776854290432?s=09 |
| Noam Chumpsky | (16:15:50): | O boy. Bernie Sanders and Ann Coulter are both on bill Maher tonight. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (16:19:21): | Bills a corporate shill |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:22:45): | Ken Bone is marriewd |
| The Socialist PAR-TAY | (16:22:50): | time to trade up |
| GroupMe | (18:23:12): | Pol Pothead changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (18:23:22): | Pol Pothead changed the group's name to Fieri Guys |
| GroupMe | (18:35:14): | The Socialist PAR-TAY changed name to Resident of Flavor Town |
| Resident of Flavor Town | (18:36:08): | None |
| GroupMe | (18:40:25): | Noam Chumpsky changed name to Sushi Joe |
| Sushi Joe | (18:46:34): | @wikileaks's Tweet: https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/787060280832380928?s=09 |
| Sushi Joe | (18:46:56): | DNC trolled Trump. I'm not even upset with this |
| Pol Pothead | (18:49:05): | The joke is on them when out of work millennials apply for the job by the hundreds |
| Resident of Flavor Town | (18:58:06): | I'm upset. You should never accuse someone of sexual assualt |
| Resident of Flavor Town | (18:58:09): | For fun |
| Resident of Flavor Town | (18:58:26): | The DNC needs an enema |
| Resident of Flavor Town | (18:58:35): | So does the RNC |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:03:45): | I think I saw that before |
| Sushi Joe | (19:04:22): | Yeah I don't think it's new but wikileaks just tweeted it out |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (19:05:40): | Thank you based assange |
| Pol Pothead | (22:48:28): | just figured out how i'm going to convert josh & brian to christianity |
| Pol Pothead | (22:48:30): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q19qRUBj-ic&feature=youtu.be |
| Sushi Joe | (23:02:25): | o man, if only someone had told me that a good punch square in the sternum is all I need to start believing, I would've gotten down on my knees decades ago |
| Sushi Joe | (23:03:00): | side note... I drafted an outline for tomorrow. got some current event topics to discuss |
| Sushi Joe | (23:03:27): | there's also gonna me a featured topic: CASH |
| Pol Pothead | (23:03:29): | dont think i will be able to hang out but let me know what material you guys come up with |
| Sushi Joe | (23:03:43): | can we get the mic? |
| Pol Pothead | (23:04:56): | yea let me ask my brother |
| Sushi Joe | (23:05:22): | wait, is everyone gonna be around sunday? |
| Pol Pothead | (23:06:49): | yea thats the lords day |
| Sushi Joe | (23:07:26): | Marc? Brian? better if everyone is involved |
| Sushi Joe | (23:07:33): | complete tangent, just thought of a stupid article idea\n\nManifest Destiny Dies as the Border Wall: Trump's Surrender |
| Sushi Joe | (23:08:41): | Sunday might be best anyway cause steve wont be in edison tomorrow and I thought his input on the subject of cash would be interesting |
| Saturday, 15 October 2016 |
| Resident of Flavor Town | (06:35:36): | I'm going apple picking Sunday |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (08:13:18): | I should be around Sunday |
| Pol Pothead | (16:05:11): | So what is going on for Halloween? |
| Resident of Flavor Town | (16:05:39): | Where do we want to go |
| Resident of Flavor Town | (16:05:51): | Friday Andrew is coming in |
| Sushi Joe | (16:07:28): | I may go to NB/highland park the Friday. Friend is having a party. Other friend may be having a party in Hoboken that Saturday |
| Sushi Joe | (16:07:41): | You guys have any ideas |
| Sushi Joe | (16:07:56): | And what you all going as |
| Sushi Joe | (20:46:14): | i think this may be the best thing i've written so far |
| Sushi Joe | (20:46:15): | https://doing.biz/manifest-destiny-dies-at-the-border-wall-603737f3063b#.j8on23751 |
| Sunday, 16 October 2016 |
| Resident of Flavor Town | (07:45:01): | Pete and I are country folk now. We are buying cowboy hats and learning to line dance |
| Pol Pothead | (10:18:35): | It's happening |
| Pol Pothead | (10:18:55): | I've already started doing dip |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:32:37): | This weekend, believe saturday, I'm doing the cruise thing with lori Jackie haley. |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (10:33:03): | I'm crossing dressing as a portlandia character so is she. Don't know if we'll do the same costumes the following week that's closer to Halloween tho |
| Sushi Joe | (10:34:11): | Read my article. I'm desperate for attention. |
| Pol Pothead | (10:41:21): | Lol conquer the hemisphere |
| Pol Pothead | (10:44:50): | Am I a Hillary fan now? |
| Pol Pothead | (10:45:17): | None |
| Sushi Joe | (10:48:39): | I am. But only for comedy's sake |
| GroupMe | (11:13:39): | Pol Pothead changed the group's name to Im With Her |
| GroupMe | (11:14:05): | Pol Pothead changed the group's name to I'm With Her |
| GroupMe | (11:15:48): | Pol Pothead changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (11:16:38): | Pol Pothead changed the group's name to Make Goldman Sachs Great Again |
| GroupMe | (11:19:02): | Pol Pothead changed name to Doc Choc |
| GroupMe | (11:19:12): | Doc Choc changed the group's name to I'm With Her |
| Doc Choc | (11:19:16): | OK I'm done |
| GroupMe | (12:00:07): | Resident of Flavor Town changed name to Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole |
| Doc Choc | (14:22:53): | So was trump just in Edison at some Indian thing? |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (14:24:14): | Yea Hindi coalition of Republicans hosted him at the Raritan expo center |
| Doc Choc | (14:24:29): | God bless America |
| GroupMe | (14:26:45): | Sushi Joe changed name to Shill Bill |
| Shill Bill | (19:45:25): | 600th episode of the Simpsons on at 8 |
| Doc Choc | (20:02:33): | Frank Grimes' ghost lol |
| Doc Choc | (20:29:15): | Forgot how much I enjoyed the Treehouse of Horror episodes |
| Quit Your Stall-in | (21:00:40): | I'll have to catch up |
| GroupMe | (21:00:52): | Quit Your Stall-in changed name to Good Ol' Grimey |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:07:32): | That moment when Dunkey does the best political commentary yet |
| Doc Choc | (22:17:49): | You mean the video with that trump assassination game? |
| Shill Bill | (22:19:31): | What |
| Monday, 17 October 2016 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (04:43:23): | Yea |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:06:06): | Who's down to watch the fall of America part 1: the third debate on Wednesday |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:22:25): | https://streamable.com/6g5v |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:22:35): | this shit is pretty frightening tbh |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:22:34): | CNN just got Woke |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:23:24): | They're just straight up lying telling people they're not legally allowed to look at wikileaks lol. telling people they need CNN and the media to interpret for them. \xa0Clinton News Network confirmed |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:23:32): | #We'reAllWithHer |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:30:21): | It's illegal to be in possession of them. You can look all you want. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:30:53): | The more and more that comes out. The more and more I hate everything |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:31:14): | yea it's like the pentagon papers I believe someone compared it too. it's not like we stole them. \xa0but they're out there now so we can look. \xa0I agree the more that comes out the more I get pissed |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:31:30): | Even John Oliver had a story about third party candidates and ripped Shill |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:31:30): | I made it till 830 today before getting pissed at them though, so that's an improvement |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:31:53): | yup John Oliver working directly with the campaign was disheartening |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:38:32): | hillary in a leaked speech said she was against all forms of weed legalization and called environmentalist losers |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:38:39): | and she wants to defend fracking |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:38:48): | you know basically her public position lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:38:53): | basically the opposite* |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:52:03): | also power has been cut off to the embassy where Julian Assange is |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:11:51): | If Clinton gets to be president, Snowden should be welcomed back into America |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:16:43): | Snowden should be welecomed back now, but Obama has been super harsh on whistleblowers. And given Hillary's relationship to wikileaks, I don't think she likes whistleblowers that much. \xa0I don't think it will happen unfortunately. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:21:52): | we should send him a cake |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:24:40): | The cake should read "It's not poison I promise: |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:24:41): | " |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:25:51): | Also news I think we all really care about |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:25:58): | Samantha Barbeito now has a boyfriennd |
| Doc Choc | (10:26:46): | You mean a cuck buddy |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:27:45): | she's not like the guys she usually goes for according to lorit |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:27:52): | his is a tall lanky hispanic guy who's nice to her |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:28:12): | she usually dates shorter more muscular white guys who are mean to her |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:29:00): | he knows nothing of Sam's past |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:03:21): | does he use two condoms |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:03:27): | and a hazmat suit? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:03:56): | i feel like her vag is hte glowing sea in fallout 4, only the most hardened creatures can survive |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:04:24): | if you've seen stranger things i imagine it looks like the Rift |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:04:33): | gate, whatever |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:04:50): | the demigorgon |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:05:01): | that was her bortion |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:05:35): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STjjwHFW5jY |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:08:19): | We give Sam alot of shit, but deep down we all know she deserves more hate |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:09:28): | remember we laughed her out of my house |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:09:36): | i felt bad but also, she desrved it |
| Doc Choc | (11:09:48): | What? I was high! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:12:23): | See the thing with insurance companies is they won't raise your rates if you don't tell them it happened \ufffd |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:12:43): | Why wouldn't I tell them? Oh because I crashed into a parked car in my own driveway but it's ok because I was high at the time |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:13:03): | I like how her not having to tell insurance was another point for her as though it made it ok lol |
| Shill Bill | (11:13:51): | I like when she got offended when she said Lori want talking to her. It needs to be stated that Lori was eating |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:14:13): | and also Sam was asleep before that while Lori was eating |
| Doc Choc | (11:14:26): | Something went terribly wrong in Sam's brain at one point |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:38:59): | None |
| Shill Bill | (11:52:02): | https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/788025474274516992?s=09 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:53:30): | Vermin Supreme 2016 |
| Shill Bill | (11:55:36): | \nhttp://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN12H1F2?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social |
| Doc Choc | (11:56:10): | 24/7 The Apprentice network |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:56:44): | Sweet baby Jesus some one make sure no one gets 270 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:56:55): | and we have a good old fashion thunder dome |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:56:56): | then it goes to the house and they'll pick the shill \ufffd |
| Shill Bill | (11:57:41): | Not necessarily. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:57:57): | what happens if neither gets 270 then |
| Shill Bill | (11:57:59): | 538 did I write up last week, gaming out how it might go down |
| Doc Choc | (11:58:04): | you're acting like trump is the lesser of two evils |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:58:05): | honestly fuck nate silver |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:58:21): | i can't stand him this election |
| Shill Bill | (11:58:24): | Goes to newly elected house |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:58:30): | Pick shill so everyone can say we dindnt want shil |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:58:47): | oh and people think repbulicans might win the house right |
| Shill Bill | (11:58:53): | Yeah |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:58:55): | Rubio/Cruz vs Shill/Kain 2020 |
| Shill Bill | (11:59:03): | It's a possibility at least |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:59:21): | still ther'es the never trump camp in republicans and all those who recently after the pussy video took back their endorsement |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:59:31): | but then again they're still just shills |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:59:43): | they don't really care about anything other than their image |
| Doc Choc | (11:59:55): | and now everyone is acting like they've never heard a man talk about women in a crude way |
| Shill Bill | (12:00:01): | McMullin may win Idaho too |
| Doc Choc | (12:00:08): | "I can't believe he talked about a woman's p-p-p-p-p-pussy!" |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:00:28): | if you look at this group chat |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:00:33): | none of us could run |
| Shill Bill | (12:00:39): | Check out @johnclaybrook's Tweet: https://twitter.com/johnclaybrook/status/787098943821787136?s=09 |
| Doc Choc | (12:00:51): | For a while this group chat was centered around Sam allowing strange men to ejaculate in her butthole without any sort of protection |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:01:01): | bill burr has a good bit about how whenever it comes out a celebrity cheated on his gf or wife, its the fattest man who's gone the longest without getting laid who talks about how deplorable the rich handsome actor is for submitting to the tidal wave of women who throw themselves at them daily |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:01:07): | The Golden era |
| Doc Choc | (12:01:23): | They interviewed Tom Hanks and asked him about trump |
| Shill Bill | (12:01:29): | Make Unprotected Butt Sex Great Again |
| Doc Choc | (12:01:30): | and he's like NO MAN I'VE EVER MET TALKS LIKE THIS!!! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:01:58): | yea to say that NO man ever talks like this i think just shows his disconnect. 2 men in my office talk like that lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:02:04): | I say "Smackable Ass" to women alot |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:02:54): | Nick and John have said some shit |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:03:04): | John has said some shit directly to high school girls lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:03:04): | Fucking Nino |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:03:11): | What about Vinnie lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:03:18): | Nino was way worse |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:03:20): | at least if you're gonna degrade women make it funny like Vinnie |
| Shill Bill | (12:03:50): | Well, to be fair, people comment all the time on the female form and how they'd like to throat fuck a woman or two, but I have never overheard anyone talk about it on non-consensual terms |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:03:51): | Josh remember when Nino told us about the time he fucked a stripper while his friends smacked his ass |
| Doc Choc | (12:04:10): | i think trump was just bragging about how he could fuck any woman he wanted to because he was rich |
| Shill Bill | (12:04:13): | I do not |
| Doc Choc | (12:04:14): | not that he rapes them in a dark alley |
| Doc Choc | (12:04:23): | still pretty gross and not presidential material lol |
| Doc Choc | (12:04:32): | but the fake moral outrage about this is annoying |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:04:37): | Im with Pete |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:04:49): | What he said yea is stupid |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:04:58): | but we all say stupid shit |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:05:11): | and none of us should be president |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:05:30): | Let yea who has not grabbed a pussy cast the first stone |
| Doc Choc | (12:06:26): | thing is that he said this as a very public figure @ age 60 |
| Doc Choc | (12:06:39): | not while drunk in college, but is anyone honestly surprised |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:13:12): | yea but he was in private |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:13:28): | also i think as a country we've moved to more morally depraved shit against women |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:14:00): | i mean facial abuse is now a big thing in porn that I don't think was around during ma and pa's heyday when they'd look at the black and whtie german porn they improted |
| Doc Choc | (12:14:34): | women didnt even have vaginas back then |
| Doc Choc | (12:15:05): | that being said i dont know if you can use the extremes of pornography as a moral compass for the nation |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:15:22): | i think it shows a trend though |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:15:38): | i bet efukt will be referenced in a history of sex book in the future |
| Doc Choc | (12:15:45): | well the dudes that watch that kind of stuff probably hated women to begin with |
| Doc Choc | (12:15:51): | fucking sluts wont blow me etc |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:17:23): | i think its just odd that men as demographic as shifting towards rape and abuse fantasies, but then lambast trump for a pretty innocuous and what I thought was a sarcastic/comdeic comment |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:17:46): | well not innocuous but compared to the porn, it was |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:19:47): | and whats the deal wtih incest porn now becoming mainstream |
| Doc Choc | (12:20:20): | ive always wanted to fuck the sister i've never had \ufffd |
| Doc Choc | (12:20:49): | porn needs to just take a breather tbh |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:21:33): | create the great porn black out of 2016 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:21:38): | no porn for anyone in america |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:21:53): | productivity to be raised 200% in the male population |
| Doc Choc | (12:24:05): | divorce rate goes down like 20%, internet speeds rise as traffic opens up, the ecnomy is stimulated because people arent stimulating themselves anymore |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:25:25): | and thats just the first week |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:25:49): | imagination starts becoming a thing again |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:26:15): | groups of men gather to talk about another porn way from our forefathers time, when they would rely on this magical mental tool called "imagination" |
| Doc Choc | (12:26:31): | soon men are discovering colors again, remember those? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:26:45): | and feelings, remember feelings? |
| Doc Choc | (12:27:02): | all over the nation dudes discover they are gay as they found out for years now they've been googling things like "destroyed by big dicks" or "huge loads" |
| Doc Choc | (12:27:30): | "you know when I'm not looking at porn, what i do for hours a day seems awfully gay" |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:27:33): | "i realized, when I was googling 'destroyed by big dick #9 cockzilla', it was actually me that wanted to be destroyed" |
| Doc Choc | (12:27:53): | birth rate goes down by 50% in the US |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:28:13): | lack of porn causes a rise of consciousness of men about their own behaviors in a way never seen before |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:28:19): | alcoholhism and drug use goes up 50% though |
| Doc Choc | (12:28:38): | soon we have a global existential crisis on ourhands |
| Doc Choc | (12:28:40): | and this is just day 2 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:29:46): | the 24/7 news only stops talking about the porn crisis in this country to show images of hot celebrities to try to ease the transition |
| Doc Choc | (12:31:30): | Hillary Clinton, now in her 4th term, decrees an order from the Golden Throne to institute the thought police in order to curb these existential thoughts from the minds of the dissatisfied homosexual male population |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:32:17): | Chelsea Clinton becomes the only porn star the male population is allowed to enjoy. The crisis continues as it did. |
| Doc Choc | (12:34:27): | it has been an eventful two days |
| Doc Choc | (12:34:44): | Chelsea's butthole is not prepared for these drastic changes in the American social structure |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:37:22): | You porn is illegal in china? It finally clicked for me why they're killing us on productivity |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:35:04): | how's your guys Sean Hannity Impression? |
| Shill Bill | (13:37:57): | I don't know that any of us do impressions very well |
| Shill Bill | (13:38:06): | Why |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:38:36): | Me and Pete want to ghost write a conservative Rant book in the same vein as Michael Savage |
| Shill Bill | (13:39:44): | https://www.amazon.com/Am-America-So-Can-You/dp/0446582182 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:41:27): | yea but you remember Savage Nation josh? the book we used to read from lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:41:33): | about the good old days of tough love and neglect |
| Shill Bill | (13:41:49): | Yeah |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:41:58): | In that vein |
| Shill Bill | (13:42:07): | Gotcha |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:42:18): | Back in my day when we celebrated christmas, I'd always be the first one up. I'd go check out and shake all my presents trying to guess what they were. Not like today when kids email their parents amazon wishlists and know exactly what they were getting. My Christmas was always fully of surprises because I never asked for anything, that's just how kids were those days. You'd hope to get a present and expect coal. And you know what? It made us tough and taught us how to hope for the best and prepare for the worst. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:42:38): | From chapter title pending "World War 3: The War on Christmas" |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:15:47): | my dads going on 101.5 in a minute |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:16:52): | to apologize for having you Steve and Lori? about damn time |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:19:02): | apparently some people in NJ are pissed that we are reviving heroin addict's who OD'd |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:32:04): | Most people are mad at the wrong reason. I think we should invest in this, but not as heavy as we are. Spend the money stopping people from getting addicted and not a reaction to it |
| Doc Choc | (15:20:23): | People are mad we are reviving heroin addicts? Is this real life? |
| Doc Choc | (15:21:32): | Google says a kit of Narcan costs like $20 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:21:57): | It's a waste of money, also it keeps the heorin addict addicted to heroin |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:22:03): | seriously what someone said on the radio |
| Doc Choc | (15:22:08): | lol |
| Doc Choc | (15:22:14): | if they all died nobody would be addicted anymore! |
| Doc Choc | (15:22:17): | it's self correcting! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:22:25): | The Phillipino way |
| Doc Choc | (15:22:42): | I bet if some of them had kids with drug problems they'd change their tune REAL fast |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:23:15): | Heroin/opiod addiction in the north east is a fucking epidemic |
| Doc Choc | (15:23:31): | now that it is affecting white people there are starting to be discussions about it |
| Doc Choc | (15:23:38): | especially with new kinds of synthetic opiods coming out |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:25:04): | it's becoming a health crisis |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:25:07): | i mostly blame big pharma |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:25:38): | giving out vicodin and percocet like candy, then the script runs out, and the person learns that heroin is both stronger and cheaper than buying pills on the street, tf you think is gonna happen |
| Doc Choc | (15:25:58): | war on drugs doesnt help either |
| Doc Choc | (15:26:16): | you have bored suburban kids in kind of crappier white areas now who have a friend that snorts heroin and he's fine, so why not try it? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:28:37): | War on Drugs + Private Prisons & Mandatory Occupancy numbers + For Profit Policing where they get to keep drugs/money found = putting people away who should't go away |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:28:50): | addiction is a mental illness not a crime |
| Doc Choc | (15:29:45): | no doubt |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:35:34): | Im addicted to stealing them |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:35:39): | and now its not a crime |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:35:45): | so gimme your wallets |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:36:11): | I do agree that addiction you need help |
| Doc Choc | (15:36:21): | some folks say that smoking herb is a crime |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:36:21): | but if you are addicted to an illegal substance |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:36:24): | thats a crime |
| Doc Choc | (15:36:30): | if they catch you smokin they're bound to drop the dime |
| Doc Choc | (15:37:34): | ive heard both things, people saying that it doesnt help to turn a drug user into a felon, but that sometimes prison is safer for an addict than the streets |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:40:00): | I have a really easy way to not get addcited |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:40:05): | dont do drugs |
| Doc Choc | (15:40:44): | i will relay this message to the hood |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:40:47): | we all have had sex and now we want that sweet poon tang, imaging if we didnt, the men who could have become not wasting hours jerking it to saved by the bell |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:40:55): | Mr Belding |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:40:58): | hmmmmm |
| Doc Choc | (15:41:07): | why did he name his son zach, weird af |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:41:11): | give me definition |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:41:23): | dentention |
| Doc Choc | (15:41:43): | what if we instituted some kind of Mr. Feeney Mentorship type program in the US |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:41:50): | Listen Jessie and you are gunna name your first born after Jessies frienemy |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:41:56): | thats what happens |
| Doc Choc | (15:41:59): | all young men born in this country are paired up with an older gentleman who will approve or disapporive of their life decisions |
| Doc Choc | (15:42:14): | my son will be named AC Slater |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:42:25): | So welcome to the world Lequisha Sperlazo |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:42:28): | "Become a Feeny today!" |
| Doc Choc | (15:42:33): | daughter will be named Dead after her grandmother |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:42:36): | "Help a Zach" |
| Doc Choc | (15:42:51): | now thats some dark humor for ya |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:43:11): | I was gonna say lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:43:13): | pretty dark |
| Doc Choc | (15:43:37): | I call this REALITY humor |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:54:44): | pretty dank |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:10:22): | http://i.imgur.com/sUSB2ai.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:11:35): | i find them intimidating in the same way I find a boulder that could fall on me intimidating |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:11:59): | also whats wrong with kids eating salads and lean protein, everyone should eat those things on the reg lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:27:32): | you guys now steve is a travel agent |
| Shill Bill | (17:28:58): | You're gonna need to explain yourself |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:29:32): | I just learned this as well. Me and haley planned a vacation during winter break and steve was like I can get you a better price you know |
| Shill Bill | (17:29:50): | Did he? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:30:06): | I don't know I just sent him the info and what we paid so I shall see lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:30:13): | I had no idea Steve had so many skills |
| Shill Bill | (17:30:40): | Smart move to join a dying industry |
| Shill Bill | (17:30:48): | Less competition |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:34:16): | well if you guys are planning on going anywhere, I know a guy \ufffd |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:37:59): | i know a guy who knows a guy |
| Shill Bill | (17:40:08): | I know a guy who thinks he knows a guy |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:41:17): | DID YOU JUST ASSUME XE GENDER |
| Doc Choc | (17:46:54): | Steve truly is an enigma |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:11:42): | steve may have actually just saved us 500 dollars lol |
| Shill Bill | (18:12:23): | Well then |
| Doc Choc | (18:13:07): | Do you have to use Steve Airlines, a wholly owned subsidiary of Steve University? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:14:44): | Steve Steaks coming out ? |
| Shill Bill | (19:18:43): | Steve's Steakie bake ums |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:31:37): | Worst thing about trump is he only eats steaks well done |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:31:52): | He shares that in common with barfbeito |
| Doc Choc | (20:37:55): | Gross |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:43:00): | Most disgusting thing I ever heard |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:43:47): | Me haley lori and Sam were at tumulties. Me and haley both got different versions of the new York strip. She was like you eat steak? I can only eat it if it's well done. |
| Shill Bill | (20:45:00): | I didn't know I could be more disgusted with her |
| Shill Bill | (20:46:44): | https://g.redditmedia.com/uY5cnQKOFbcvCiK0vzBd_gH1z32--XWiuzcgDw9Jb3g.gif?fm=mp4&mp4-fragmented=false&s=a6f7c9a77691d06bd99bcb1cf1edb10e |
| Tuesday, 18 October 2016 |
| Shill Bill | (07:12:05): | https://twitter.com/i/moments/788209230486441984 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:29:44): | I always hated the politicians kissing babies/children thing as a requirement of the job |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:56:44): | Hannibal Burress with a new netflix stand up special |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:05:39): | None |
| Doc Choc | (10:51:33): | https://youtu.be/l3eOo_EeGj0 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:57:15): | My mom and Steve need this lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:04:58): | apparetnly John Kerry was the one who asked Ecuador to shut off power to Assange |
| Shill Bill | (14:05:18): | Shocking |
| Shill Bill | (14:06:17): | The US government has the internet severed to one of the most notorious media organizations causing political turmoil |
| Shill Bill | (14:06:45): | At the height of election season |
| Shill Bill | (14:07:10): | And the candidate most likely to win is harmed the most |
| Shill Bill | (14:07:21): | Hurr durr |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:08:17): | John Kerry I guess thought all the files were on Assange's laptop lolol |
| Shill Bill | (14:09:45): | Yeah that's just dumb. Assange had stated publicly that there's a dead man switch in place so that in the case that he's compromised, whether it's detention, assassination, etc. That passwords would be leaked to make document dumps |
| Shill Bill | (14:10:20): | Which happened the other day. Their Twitter account released passwords to three such dumps |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:28:34): | Huh interesting. Glad he has contingency plans. \xa0I guess not everyone out of Australia is a rapist or dumb ass. \xa0Good for you Assange for breaking the mold. |
| Shill Bill | (14:29:33): | So Melania did an interview with Anderson Cooper last night defending Papa Trump. Hillary did the same in the 90s in the wake of Bill's cheating. Remember how Melania lifted Michelle Obama's speech... will Melania did the same thing last night. Lifting Hillary's words |
| Shill Bill | (14:30:30): | Not verbatim, but it's still funny |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:30:57): | Oh mannnn |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:31:09): | that's amazing honestly because now they can't call her out on it wihtout saying hillary did the same thing |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:31:39): | 8-D inverted chess |
| Shill Bill | (14:31:55): | I don't think anyone gonna make an issue out of it. I'm sure most women in similar situations react the same |
| Shill Bill | (14:32:00): | Or men for that matter |
| Shill Bill | (14:32:04): | But still funny |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:32:21): | it was probably done on purpose |
| Shill Bill | (14:32:40): | I hope |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:32:43): | I bet Trump thought of it, this is the idea that can only come from the Meme Candidate |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:33:03): | 2016, Memes Do Come True |
| Shill Bill | (14:33:04): | Meme Supreme |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:54:41): | The Shills are out to get me |
| Shill Bill | (15:55:46): | Are you commenting on r/politics again? Silly Brian, CTR is for sheeple. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:56:52): | nope lol, negareddit, but it's infiltrated by Correct the Record |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:57:11): | this has taken up most of my afternoon |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:57:36): | i even emailed Correct the Record saying I'm a registered dem, want to help, what cna I do, just to see what instructions if any they give me |
| Shill Bill | (16:01:26): | what did they respond with? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:01:41): | nothing yet |
| Shill Bill | (16:02:18): | wait, so i'm confused. what has taken up most of your afternoon? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:02:42): | shitposting on reddit |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:02:56): | arguing that correct the record does exist and controls /r/politics |
| Shill Bill | (16:03:45): | o. yeah wasnt there an article on the Intercept a long while ago exposing that they are paid to troll |
| Shill Bill | (16:03:52): | it's not like it's a secret |
| Shill Bill | (16:04:09): | just no one likes to bring it up in mass media cause they have no reason to |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:04:11): | lot of denial about it |
| Shill Bill | (16:04:41): | that's humanity for you |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:21:30): | Melania's issue, if first lady, is social media bullying |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:22:06): | None |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:53:23): | The boss baby. Look it up. |
| Shill Bill | (21:53:53): | Alex Baldwin? |
| Shill Bill | (23:02:11): | Trump invited to tomorrow's debate Obama's African-born half-brother |
| Wednesday, 19 October 2016 |
| Doc Choc | (00:33:44): | Tyler the Creator for first lady |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (07:59:08): | Debate tonight? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:17:29): | If I get home early enough |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:57:52): | http://i.imgur.com/3l7xmFv.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:59:21): | If only Nathan Fielder was moderating |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:59:41): | Then we could have a late date debate with nate night |
| Shill Bill | (13:20:44): | https://youtu.be/wX0aiMVvnvg |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:53:15): | Things i over heard |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:53:51): | Who one the contest ? . . . Oh the one they fat shamed, well at least they arent white |
| Doc Choc | (14:07:08): | so at my job there is now a year end promotional thing going on where if you do a bunch of stuff you can win Voice of the Workforce Dollars |
| Doc Choc | (14:07:28): | and you can enter in these VOW Dollars into a raffle for the chance to win 200 Recognition Points |
| Doc Choc | (14:07:34): | I am not sure if I am getting paid with real money anymore |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:08:21): | what the fuck is that |
| Shill Bill | (14:08:30): | Welcome, comrade Peter |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:08:35): | How many stanely nickels to a dwight\xa0dollar? |
| Doc Choc | (14:09:12): | pretty sure i'm going to have to figure out how to use this monopoly money to pay my rent this month |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:09:36): | use the little iron as a actually iron |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:09:42): | and take the car to work |
| Doc Choc | (14:11:55): | turns out i cannot convert my recognition points into real money unfortunately |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:12:22): | what can you |
| Doc Choc | (14:12:36): | i can buy random crap with them |
| Doc Choc | (14:12:42): | i actually have a lot saved up |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:13:11): | can i get HR violation off my record |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:13:17): | or they turn an blid eye |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:13:25): | Karen in accounting need to get dick slapped |
| Doc Choc | (14:15:04): | you can redeem 2,000 recognition points for a chance to play 7 Minutes in Heaven with a Customer Delivery Manager of your choice |
| Doc Choc | (14:15:46): | i'm going to turn those seven minutes in heaven into an Eternity of Psychological Damage |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:29:39): | do they accumlate intreset |
| Doc Choc | (16:25:04): | I wish. I could afford some sick Bluetooth earbuds, a Fitbit, headphones, and I'm a few points away from a ps4 |
| Doc Choc | (16:25:16): | Kind of wish I just got money for food though because that would help more |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:22:16): | Can these point pay my car payments> |
| Doc Choc | (18:12:14): | Does your car payment accept old models of Beats headphones |
| Shill Bill | (19:52:13): | What's the deal with the debate? Who wants to watch? |
| Doc Choc | (20:12:37): | Think I'm just going to watch at home so I can wallow in my depression |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:20:40): | Me and haley are watching here if you want to join |
| Shill Bill | (20:23:09): | Kewl |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:25:35): | I'll use the neurotransmitter I installed in all your heads to see the highlights. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:26:19): | Also I see what you all do in the shower |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:26:24): | Pete you should be ashamed. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:26:46): | Use a damn wash cloth. No buddy wants your ball sweat on the soap |
| Doc Choc | (20:34:28): | You know I won't |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:34:54): | Use liquid soap then |
| Doc Choc | (21:28:36): | Wiki leaks name drop |
| Doc Choc | (21:29:47): | Man Hillary is such human garbage lol |
| Doc Choc | (21:30:03): | What the fuck is she talking about with Russians |
| Shill Bill | (21:30:17): | Who knows |
| Doc Choc | (22:19:42): | This is a mess |
| Shill Bill | (22:20:53): | He's back to using his style from the first debate |
| Shill Bill | (22:21:10): | Starts out calm, then gets riled up |
| Doc Choc | (22:21:21): | HAVE YOU SEEN ALEPPO? |
| Thursday, 20 October 2016 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (04:54:15): | I don't know what just clicked in my head. But holy shit trump has Tony hands. I thought it was you damn liberals spreading lies about our God Emperor but no. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:32:41): | This I my take in the election. Donald trump is saying crazy shit about Hillary. And it's mostly true. But The Donald doesn't know that. It's like accusing some one of murder by using a death ray. Yea she did murder the person. But he is going a real wrong way to try to prove it |
| Doc Choc | (07:33:23): | My brother and I were laughing about how every time says some statistic or number it's always some made up stat he pulled out of his ass lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:37:16): | Hillary has lied 300% of the time. Just look at the numbers. From reports I have made up. - The Donald\n\nI have never lied you can check it out at hiliaryclinton.com - Shill Bot |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:16:29): | None |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:43:28): | Why is she naked giving him a blowjob standing up. I feel standing bjs only happen with clothes on. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:46:20): | also if I was the guy in the pic I'd imagine I'd help out a bit and hold my own stomach from crushing her head if she's going through the trouble of blowing me |
| Doc Choc | (09:50:24): | Her shoulders must be so sore after that |
| Doc Choc | (09:50:31): | Thats a serious OHP |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:34:34): | https://i.redd.it/uk25ge10yksx.png |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:07:35): | that's the comment of someone who's pissed this guy became out of their league |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:17:45): | or became hotter than they are |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:19:03): | its hey you can be hot too if you work |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:19:43): | yea that commenter doesn't want to do the work required to look hot |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:19:52): | instead |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:20:11): | what if we as a society just lowered our standards to accommodate him/more likely her? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:35:22): | everyone should find me attractive because i dont want to put the time in to work on it, i want to be handed women |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:38:27): | and no fatties |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:45:32): | Marc, I might need to cut weight tomorrow or the next day for my weigh in. I refuse to lose to those fat women. \xa0Whats the easiest way I can shed like 1-2 pounds of water weight. \xa0Would turning on a hot shower, and sitting in the bathroom in a sweatshirt work? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:46:19): | how far and how active do you want to be? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:47:04): | least active as possible lol. i might be ok by tomorrow my weights been fluctuating to where I need to be, but today it flucutated higher than my weigh in, so I need a backup plan |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:47:30): | cut 3 holes in a garbage bag for you head and arms, put that on and then a sweat shirt and sweat pants |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:47:44): | tape the legs and arms closed |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:47:50): | turn shower on high |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:47:52): | hot |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:47:59): | sit and repeat |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:48:05): | sweet |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:48:09): | those fat women won't know what hit em |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:48:41): | if you feel light headed |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:48:54): | then stop being a bitch and keep going until you are skinny |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:49:50): | also why do you have a weigh in, if you started teh Granny fight league with out me im\xa0gunna be pissed |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:52:41): | lol this is for my diet bet. about 4 months ago, I signed up for a 6 month weightloss challenge. every who entered had to put down 100 dollars on themselves. \xa0the goal was to lose 10% total, 3% first month, 6% by the second month, 8% 3rd month, 9% 4th month and 10% 5 and 6 month. \xa0if you miss a month, you're eliminated and you foreit your 100 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:53:25): | originally 450 joined, 50 have quit. 250 made it past the first round, 160 the second, 120 the third. \xa0at this rate by the end I could win around 300 bucks |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:53:56): | as long as I don't royally fuck up |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:54:17): | just cut, dont eat or drink the day before |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:54:30): | the best way is to excerise |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:54:34): | and do the trash bag |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:54:35): | yea i was going to fast heavily too. did that last round right before the weight lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:54:38): | same time |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:54:54): | word. i might wake up and be ok but in case not I needed to know what to do |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:55:25): | trash bags and hoodies, teh simple secert |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:55:40): | this companies who business model is based on the fact that fat women can't stick to their diets |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:55:41): | if you have a beanie, wear theat |
| Doc Choc | (12:55:52): | Jump rope in the bathroom in full sweats on and shower on hot |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:56:14): | add the trash bag and you are golden |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:56:36): | then reward yourseld with Tacobel |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:57:19): | lol the day after I successfully weigh in i usually cheat |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:57:43): | you also cheat to make the wieght |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:58:09): | well i mean i didn't cheat all the weight i've lost so far lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:58:16): | im just cheating to make sure im not unfairly eliminated |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:58:27): | if thats cheating then arrest me |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:58:28): | shut up hiliary |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:58:44): | hey, at least im not trump |
| Shill Bill | (12:58:50): | What you need to get down to? What you at now |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:59:13): | i need to get down to 166.3, but my scale only does increments of .2 so really i need 166.2 which I was at on Tuesday |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:59:54): | fatty |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:59:57): | then last night i had some chocolate, which made me hold some water weight, and now im back at 168.8. like i said when I eat off diet my weight fluctuates a lot lol |
| Shill Bill | (12:59:59): | Looks like Brian and I weigh the same now |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:00:04): | aw fuck |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:00:06): | you caught up |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:00:23): | i was dreading this day |
| Shill Bill | (13:00:29): | Yup. I'm shooting for 155 now |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:00:33): | ditto |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:00:36): | yea, but how much can you bench |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:00:42): | thats the true test |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:00:53): | bench? like how long can I sit on a park bench? \xa0pretty long if it's not too hot out |
| Shill Bill | (13:01:10): | Especially if you got some quality bird feed |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:01:16): | i want to bench more than my weight. instead of upping my bench, i just lowered my weight |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:01:40): | how bout some side bet action |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:02:26): | how much can you actually bench? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:04:05): | honestly its been a while. i haven't worked out at all during this diet bet i've only lost my weight by dieting. \xa0according to bodybuilding calculator, doign 5 reps of 155 (which is what I was doing) translates to a 1 Rep max of 177 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:04:25): | so im still only a manlet \ufffd |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:16:01): | well aleast you are putting up a plate |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:16:26): | your still a bitch though |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:16:35): | Gotta join the 225 club |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:16:39): | then the 315 club |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:16:47): | yea i figured with the potential fasting ill wait till after this weigh in then start working out again |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:16:52): | yea all I want is the 225 club \ufffd |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:16:58): | then i'll be a real man |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:16:59): | you will gain alot of weight liftinhg |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:17:05): | dont push it |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:17:09): | you being a real man |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:17:18): | im in my cut phase \ufffd |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:17:22): | then my bulk |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:17:27): | collect some mass |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:17:50): | only way you collecting mass is if you get a blacj hole |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:17:56): | science burn |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:20:42): | i collected mass once before |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:20:50): | it's called weed and the taco bell drive thru |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:29:55): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:34:26): | My coworker grew up in socialist slovakia and said growing up he was taught capitalism was evil in school loll |
| Shill Bill | (14:34:52): | And now? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:35:10): | Who does your boss hire? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:35:24): | My boss hires whoever is in his class who's a good student and willing to work for food |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:36:40): | Well we were talking about Tesla, how it's driverless, its safer, they brought up how it will look in the future for our kids to drive, I said they might not have to be driving. I then mentioned Uber using Tesla, how the trucking industry is going to go automated soon, how around 6% of our population will be out of a job in a decade |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:37:18): | I said it could be good if this was done for the common good fo the people and my coworker said yea but the problem is profits and capitalism, and just like that I fell in love all over again |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:38:34): | But yea he said growing up everyone had healthcare, if you had to get medicine everything was 1 dollar, he never saw a homeless person on the street, if you didn't have a dwelling the government would give you an apartment or house, if you needed money the government would lend you money at 0% interest |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:38:44): | by coworker you mean you |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:39:03): | Also he said that being unemployed for too long was a crime and would get you imprisoned |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:39:26): | And things like there was only a few TV models to choose from |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:39:42): | Also he only saw his first black person at 10 years old and was astonished but I think that's just something else lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:41:07): | once again, you mean you, you racist\xa0fuck |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:45:18): | the racist was me all along? wowwwww |
| Doc Choc | (14:50:59): | prisons will be loaded with millennials |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:41:11): | http://imgur.com/F2RQqhQ |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:43:03): | http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/woman-town-meeting-donald-trump-rally-smears-30-cars-smooth-peanut-butter-protest-a7369991.html |
| Shill Bill | (16:46:15): | At least it wasn't chunky |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:53:01): | those slaves were just so efficient they ran out of stuff to do in africa! |
| Doc Choc | (17:03:35): | We're so boooooooored mastuh |
| Doc Choc | (17:04:12): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrZZQzyhp7g |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:30:57): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHevGGYuAsw |
| Shill Bill | (18:03:15): | https://www.instagram.com/lizard_force/ |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:09:39): | Too little Hillary in Lizard Force |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:09:59): | I spent 8 minutes today watching Alex Jones dissect Hillary opening a pickle of jars on Jimmy Kimmel |
| Shill Bill | (18:10:10): | Don't you dare embroil lizard force in politics |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:09:45): | None |
| Doc Choc | (20:32:52): | Just what I want to do, pay for these freeloaders to play with blocks |
| Doc Choc | (20:33:06): | Why don't we just give em free welfare for life |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:53:40): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viQnHOXyqEg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:59:23): | Here's a shorter and sweeter crossfit vid |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:59:26): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGGFWvo3MUI&feature=youtu.be |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:00:15): | don't tussel with the muscle |
| Doc Choc | (21:02:47): | Oh man this is too good |
| Doc Choc | (21:03:11): | Look at him owning that beta |
| Doc Choc | (21:05:28): | I've seen that other video, I love how he does sprints in the gym |
| Shill Bill | (21:05:56): | What's with those ring dips. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:06:13): | I like how he thinks people are looking at him because he's awesome, not because he's doing sprints in the weight room. |
| Doc Choc | (21:07:25): | https://youtu.be/_Hjeb1YCR3M |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:02:19): | So that who Josh and Brian aspiring to be ? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:04:44): | If any of you lift like this I'll kill you. Slow and painful. You don't deserve to touch a bar bell |
| Friday, 21 October 2016 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:02:56): | I'm inspiring to get be Otter Mode |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:11:25): | http://i48.tinypic.com/54iuzr.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:11:34): | scratch that im going for T-Rex |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:16:48): | chubbyfat->skinnyfat->T-Rex |
| Shill Bill | (09:20:01): | curlbro #1 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:24:13): | I guess I'm fatass fatass |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:24:49): | lori thinks of herself as a cardiobunny but really she's a future syntholmode |
| Doc Choc | (09:26:47): | She's bulking first then cutting |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:26:49): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:35:00): | http://i.imgur.com/3GYMqP7.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:35:11): | I love when 4chan makes these dumbass charts lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:37:03): | I'm between a Micro Beta and a True Beta |
| Doc Choc | (09:38:43): | Sick, I got -700, almost an alpha knight |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:41:40): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:41:44): | one more for good measure |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:45:11): | I got -800 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:48:53): | abd 10 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:48:57): | Im super Alpha |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:49:03): | bow down bitches |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:50:08): | I'll just always be a Beta Bux \ufffd |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:50:34): | also we just took 2 tests to see if we were alpha |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:50:44): | i thing that makes us all beta |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:50:55): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:51:15): | why not make it three tests, this one is truly out of the mind of someone with mental issues |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:51:24): | I'm a Gamma Positive though |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:52:19): | to much reading |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:52:26): | im going to say im Alpha negative |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:52:37): | I do curls in the squat rack |
| Doc Choc | (09:54:35): | I'm a delta negative in the making |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:00:01): | i need to change the password on my comp at work. Im thinking F@ggot69 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:04:44): | I like to use a variation of Faggatron |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:49:08): | https://i.reddituploads.com/ee26083f07774f5aa1d9941668ca20fd?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=a105186486da63c42a5b4e59eb0ade3f |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:51:27): | fucking scott complaining |
| Doc Choc | (11:55:32): | Spiderman gets a new phone http://i.imgur.com/1OkgjQa.gifv |
| Doc Choc | (11:58:03): | sorry i just love the note 7 memes, even obama got in on it |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:59:20): | what did bobama do? bobama@ameritech was his fake email he used lol |
| Doc Choc | (12:01:04): | he joked about it when he was talking about healthcare https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/789173837699031040 |
| Doc Choc | (12:01:27): | man i would love to smoke a fat L with obama |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:06:47): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:10:58): | https://media0.giphy.com/media/s3LwALvlXPNv2/200_s.gif |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:15:26): | John Podesta's password for his computer was p@ssw0rd |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:15:37): | Obviously this took highly intelligent russian hackers to break into |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:17:40): | dammit julian if you release this shit 8-10 months earlier we could have ousted hillary for bernie |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:18:00): | wikileaks is hinting they also have barack obama's emails they're going to release |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:18:23): | it just dick pics to Michelle |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:18:39): | Hey Putin, open this attachment |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:18:42): | Gotchaaaaaa |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:19:08): | The Subject line is " Your Stimulus Package" |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:20:05): | he emails Joe Bidden, "imma have mo mo (Michelle) gown down so fast im\xa0gunna\xa0call it a sub prime mortage" |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:20:27): | can we write this book |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:20:34): | just Obamas sexcapdes |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:21:22): | Barack Obama: An Erotic Presidency |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:21:35): | honestly i think there's a market forthat |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:21:37): | i'd read it lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:22:27): | " I raw dogged Mo Mo in the lincoln bedroom. He wanted us to be free of shackles" |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:23:31): | "I think i can agree with some of Roosevelts stuff, MoMo is gunna get the big stick tonight, but she aint gunna be speaking softly if you knwo what im saying" |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:24:09): | michelle, I gotta hold the union together, and the only way I can do it is by ravaging your body |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:25:01): | MoMo, Call me Grant, cause I'm gunna\xa0decimate your south |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:25:49): | After sex my pee was like Sherman's march to the sea, very firey |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:26:06): | I fuck like truman, you think im\xa0done, but then i get a late surge in the pole |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:27:14): | Bill calls Barry " Hey Barry, you know why they call me Johnny Almond seed? Cause im leaving nuts all over america" |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:30:36): | Bernie comes in, "Obama we need to have more socialism" \n\nBarry Goes "Dont worry Bern, Im spreading the wealth tonight, Melamia and MoMo are gunna share me tonight to hammer out the difference between and old white man and a young black guy" |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:31:00): | I am really good at this |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:31:21): | you just gotta include the BBBC (the first B stands for Barack's) |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:32:09): | Dat pussy the compound and my dick is seal team 6, prepare to be entered |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:31:50): | http://imgur.com/S6moB9V |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:32:49): | https://i.reddituploads.com/c4740e21ad794faaba93478c48ed31eb?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=e98892a99d6f2443142e36751e8fc73e |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:53:25): | the flying spaghetti monster is the opiate of the neckbeards |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:02:00): | man marc sending commie memes |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:02:02): | is this opposite day |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:02:10): | or are you moving on over to the dark side |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:19:32): | This answer your question |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:19:39): | None |
| Shill Bill | (17:27:51): | Holy shit. You guys read about this DDoS attack? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:28:19): | yea it affected alot of out serviers |
| Shill Bill | (17:28:38): | Imagine someone pulls that shit election day |
| Shill Bill | (17:29:52): | Obviously massive enough attack and sophisticated enough that if done again, on a larger scale, and more serious than just DDoS, people would freak the fuck out |
| Shill Bill | (17:30:07): | And Papa Trump here we come. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:42:14): | Make america DDOS again |
| Shill Bill | (23:30:18): | Who wants a tattoo? Let's get tattoos. |
| Doc Choc | (23:40:18): | What are you going to get |
| Shill Bill | (23:40:51): | None |
| Shill Bill | (23:40:52): | None |
| Shill Bill | (23:41:02): | Some sort of photo realistic version of this |
| Doc Choc | (23:41:33): | Who's that |
| Shill Bill | (23:41:47): | Ramesses II |
| Doc Choc | (23:44:27): | That'd be a pretty sick sleeve tattoo |
| Shill Bill | (23:45:32): | I'm thinking ribs |
| Shill Bill | (23:45:53): | Or upper back |
| Shill Bill | (23:47:49): | You ready Petey? Do it. You too Marc |
| Doc Choc | (23:48:28): | I really want one and am ready. Think Jessie wants me to wait till after the wedding though |
| Shill Bill | (23:49:57): | Not like you're getting a face tattoo. You want one on your forearm or bicep, right? |
| Doc Choc | (23:52:16): | Yup |
| Doc Choc | (23:52:28): | Not sure why she said that, I might get one soon tho |
| Shill Bill | (23:55:21): | Do it. I wanna get mine in the next month or two. I can hold your hand if you need. |
| Doc Choc | (23:56:24): | Might need something to bite down on so I don't swallow my tongue |
| Shill Bill | (23:57:33): | Marc. Give in to peer pressure |
| Saturday, 22 October 2016 |
| Doc Choc | (00:14:27): | At least get your nips pierced Marc |
| Shill Bill | (00:17:16): | Pete, this is the guy you like, right? \nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BLpr981BGfR/ |
| Doc Choc | (00:18:39): | Oh yea love this dude |
| Shill Bill | (00:21:57): | Yeah, I like him a lot. Just discovered this guy today. Very clean work. All small pieces. \n\nhttps://www.instagram.com/evantattoo/ |
| Shill Bill | (00:32:29): | https://www.instagram.com/sean_foy/ |
| Shill Bill | (00:32:33): | This guy too |
| Doc Choc | (00:33:18): | NYC is the mecca of tattoo locations |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:56:12): | I need to a bike installed in my bathroom to cut water weight easier I did the garbage and sweatshirt for an hour and lost 0 pounds lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:57:37): | So I put some tissue under the scale, got it to read under my goal weight and got it officially accepted so I'm good. Those fat women will have to get their money from my cold dead hands |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:58:42): | You need to exercise and do. Get the blood pumping |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:19:26): | Makes sense but I got this month's money so I'm fine lol |
| Doc Choc | (11:24:59): | I've decided that my new style is going to be wearing "I will murder you if you date my daughter t-shirts" |
| Doc Choc | (11:25:17): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvW8HAAXYAAZWhl.jpg |
| Doc Choc | (11:25:27): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvW8HAIXYAAK-f-.jpg |
| Doc Choc | (11:25:42): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvW8HAHWEAAYI09.jpg |
| Doc Choc | (11:25:44): | etc etc etc |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:30:53): | Gotta get ready to make your daughter feel like a possession ASAP |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:30:15): | Say your 16 year old daughter brings a boyfriend over and he's wearing a "I'm gonna ruin your daughters purity" t shirt. You gotta have one of these shirts to counter it |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:30:30): | Also there should be that kind of shirt lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:31:02): | "Want to know what happened to the last guys daughter I dated? Last I hear she works the streets at night. Anyways my names Brian and this is my t shirt" |
| Doc Choc | (17:13:16): | So unfortunately I won't be able to make it out on the 29th for Halloween, will be able to do it on Sunday though and I might take off work on Monday |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:11:11): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:11:27): | I think I can pass as a very ugly woman |
| Shill Bill | (18:11:52): | Holy shit Brian |
| Doc Choc | (18:12:01): | Goddamn |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:17:47): | Gotta say it's bullshit woman's clothing doesn't have pockets |
| Shill Bill | (18:18:23): | Forces them to buy purses |
| Shill Bill | (18:18:32): | Because capitalism |
| Doc Choc | (18:19:19): | They all just put their phones sticking halfway out of their back pocket and then sit on them and crack them |
| Shill Bill | (18:19:33): | I need an all-purpose emoji to use when I want to express my grievances with capitalism |
| Shill Bill | (18:20:41): | \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8 |
| Doc Choc | (18:21:16): | \U0001f473 |
| Doc Choc | (18:21:52): | \U0001f473\U0001f4a3\u2708 |
| Doc Choc | (22:21:13): | Brian's girl costume looks like the biggest mistake of my life |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (22:57:20): | People liked it, one guy who was drunk legit thought I was a girl and I now know how awkward it is getting out of that shit |
| Shill Bill | (22:58:57): | Anyone know who the characters were |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (23:03:48): | A few did, one woman asked for our picture |
| Shill Bill | (23:05:01): | Anyone compliment your ladylike figure? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (23:05:29): | Yes and it sucks |
| Shill Bill | (23:16:42): | Should've shaved your legs |
| Doc Choc | (23:43:45): | Did you use your best black man voice and say "thanks bro" |
| Sunday, 23 October 2016 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:18:20): | 2 separate drunk men thought I was a woman last night and I gotta say getting hit on fucking sucks |
| Doc Choc | (08:44:40): | It's like hello, my eyes are up here boys |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:46:49): | Unfortunately, or fortunately, I was compeltely flat. Otherwise who knows how many guys would have wanted a piece of this |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:47:47): | Black women hit on haley yesterday when she was dressed as a man and she just wants that on record |
| Doc Choc | (08:55:05): | It was the mustache |
| Doc Choc | (10:19:22): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPt8kAL7vTY |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:10:15): | We all good for Friday right |
| Shill Bill | (11:26:10): | No. Pete is out. I'm gonna be in NB |
| Shill Bill | (11:26:27): | No one has posed anything for next weekend |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:33:29): | Me and haley are down for whatever whenever |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:55:05): | Friday is the 28th |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:55:15): | Pete is out on the 29tg |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:55:33): | Trying to show Andrew and Mary a good time. Need to bring the best |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:55:53): | And since thy aren't available I need you people |
| Shill Bill | (11:56:16): | NB? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:56:29): | I'll do it |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:56:45): | I'll get home around 7 from drinking for free |
| Shill Bill | (11:58:10): | I'll be at a friend's house party. Maybe I can meet you guys in NB sometime throughout the night |
| Shill Bill | (11:58:18): | Saturday is easiest though |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:59:31): | Yea I want to go out then too. But since they are in town I need to entertain |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:16:15): | I'm down with the sickness |
| Doc Choc | (12:43:02): | I'll be there in spirit |
| Doc Choc | (12:43:25): | I figure you guys are busy Sunday but I should be free that night, might take off work on monday |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:05:38): | I got a another work party Monday. So gotta go in |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:35:12): | I don't understand why you guys don't want to work in my field |
| Shill Bill | (15:36:17): | You're seriously asking Brian and I that question |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:37:44): | Well no. You want to seieze he memes of production |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:39:03): | I don't know why you guys don't move to Europe and enjoy socialism |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:39:31): | Pete as a red blooded American and not a damn commie. I mean damn socialist. You should switch |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:39:51): | Brian Josh enjoy each gruel and working in a goolag |
| Shill Bill | (15:41:11): | There aren't any socialist countries in Europe that I'm aware of |
| Doc Choc | (15:41:38): | The only remaining utopia is Cuba |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:41:51): | Oh boy can't wait for the incoming level headed discussion |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:42:17): | Everyone is entitled to there opinion |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:42:19): | Can't we all just get along |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:42:51): | Only if you work in my sweat shops |
| Doc Choc | (15:43:21): | I just love shit talking |
| Doc Choc | (15:43:39): | I barely have any political convictions |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:43:44): | Don't we all |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:44:03): | It just come down to who calls who a faggot first |
| Doc Choc | (15:44:09): | And I don't want to work in your field because I would be overwhelmed by all the parties lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:44:13): | Then we grab each other by the pussy |
| Doc Choc | (15:44:20): | Plus free giants tickets ain't going to pay my rent |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:44:36): | Jets ticked pete |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:45:58): | I honestly didn't think that my fraternity would be what prepared me most for my job |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:47:16): | Who would of taught paying for friends would help me get paid to have friends |
| Doc Choc | (15:47:28): | I had a party kind of job for my first one, fun at the time but can't do it again tbh |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:54:44): | I purposefully avoided a few after work drinks before |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:09:22): | I threw up in my mouth |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:09:47): | Also Brian I would just avoided your coworkers |
| Doc Choc | (20:05:52): | None |
| Doc Choc | (20:05:59): | No context, I just love this |
| Shill Bill | (20:10:47): | @wikileaks's Tweet: https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/790211011047460864?s=09 |
| Shill Bill | (22:56:45): | Anonymous hacked RT Twitter. It's pretty funny |
| Shill Bill | (22:58:00): | I think it's the real RT. Maybe not. Still funny |
| Doc Choc | (23:03:19): | I don't see it, just links to articles. Did they take it down |
| Shill Bill | (23:04:26): | Nah. On the wikileaks page. I think it's just a parody RT account that someone created |
| Monday, 24 October 2016 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (06:36:26): | I forgot to mention. I met a guy who works on the ad sales side of college humor and I asked him why it sucks now and was great in the past. He said all the main people left and there was a vacuum where spots needed to be filled. Honestly they need to whip the slate clean and start again. Need a new Jake and Amir and stuff to go on |
| Doc Choc | (06:46:33): | Yea I figured it's just all new people and probably a new target audience |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (07:05:46): | Maybe it sucks cause we're no longer in college |
| Doc Choc | (08:38:22): | Don't you dare |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:49:15): | I'm pretty sure I still am |
| Doc Choc | (08:50:53): | Brian only watches Grad School Humor now |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:09:47): | https://www.pinterest.com/explore/graduate-school-humor/ |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:08:25): | well that's depressing |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:49:08): | Project Veritas to drop a new video at noon that directly implicates Hillary Clinton |
| Doc Choc | (11:51:22): | But trump said gross things about women!!!! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:52:19): | Hillary's team also directly manipulating the media polls by encouraging over sampling of favorable demographics. Nate Silver listed directly as one of the clinton friendly polls to cite. \xa0Always knew Nate Silver was a math-cuck |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:53:05): | if it was anyone else running against one or the other, its theres |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:53:17): | Imagine Romney or Mcain against shill |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:53:41): | Imgaine Kerry Or Obama agasint\xa0trump |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:53:51): | thats the world i want to live in |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:54:07): | Give us Rubio v Bernie in 2020 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:02:22): | http://projectveritas.com/2016/09/23/undercover-fsu-and-uva-embrace-fictitious-99-99-society/ |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:05:59): | I hate this America |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:06:04): | Im moving to mexico |
| Doc Choc | (12:06:06): | https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/790303800674226176 |
| Doc Choc | (12:07:25): | Egg McMuffin 2016 |
| Shill Bill | (12:07:27): | He might win Idaho too, but there hasn't been any recent polling there. But there's a huge Mormon population |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:07:46): | lol good luck in mexico, there's some bad hombres there |
| Shill Bill | (12:08:10): | I think Denmark sounds nice |
| Shill Bill | (12:08:37): | Most Nordic countries actually. Once I get my masters, maybe I'll move |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:09:04): | I'll stay here for the Revolution |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:09:40): | im just waiting on that or a drastic restructuring of our economy and perspective on labor happens, once that happens im golden |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:09:46): | otherwise USA got 10 years and then im out |
| Doc Choc | (12:11:18): | hit up Sweden |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:12:25): | Oh on saturday on our way to the booze cruise we had a run in with a trump supporter on the road |
| Shill Bill | (12:12:49): | Mad Max here we come |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:13:44): | We took a taxi and the driver was indian I think. We're driving to a red light, this white dude in a pick up truck coming the other way slows down, signals the driver to lower his window and yells in "Who you voting for November 8th? Who you voting for?" |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:14:01): | Our driver said nothing, then the guy said "I know who you're voting for" and drove off |
| Doc Choc | (12:15:03): | are you implying that he is a trump supporter because he is WHITE? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:15:23): | No, because he drives a pick up. Trump wants to make Trucks Tough Again |
| Doc Choc | (12:15:35): | because he drives a truck designed for WORK? liberals drive priuses because you don't need a giant truck bed to store all their handouts |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:15:45): | When did our pick up trucks become so SOFT |
| Shill Bill | (12:15:48): | I genuinely think a small minority of Trump supporters will shoot people on election day. |
| Shill Bill | (12:16:02): | Mostly the Mexicans |
| Shill Bill | (12:16:09): | That are actually Guatemalan |
| Doc Choc | (12:16:47): | maga |
| Doc Choc | (12:17:03): | heres your revolution ya punks |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:17:17): | Finally, an America for the Rest of Us |
| Shill Bill | (12:18:38): | I willing to bet that the majority of Trump supporters have never laid eyes on an illegal immigrant |
| Doc Choc | (12:19:06): | im sure the ones in the south have |
| Doc Choc | (12:19:24): | there are mexicans all over the place where my parents are for example |
| Shill Bill | (12:19:58): | California, new Mexico, Arizona, and Texas are four out of fifty States |
| Shill Bill | (12:20:38): | I'm sure the Mexicans are taking all the jobs in South Dakota |
| Shill Bill | (12:20:48): | And new Hampshire |
| Doc Choc | (12:29:09): | you're right |
| Doc Choc | (12:29:10): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_immigration_to_the_United_States#Breakdown_by_state |
| Doc Choc | (12:29:16): | there is like 10 notable states |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:29:33): | 5/6 of the last presidential elections New Hampshire has gone democrat so I don't think they'll be trump |
| Doc Choc | (12:29:33): | then 2 million spread between 40 states |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:29:35): | but who knows |
| Doc Choc | (12:29:48): | NJ is on the list of top 10 for illegal immigrants, i wonder why |
| Doc Choc | (12:31:43): | Honestly I did see a truck full of Mexicans this morning when I went to buy my coffee |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:32:31): | Areas like Perth Amboys are hot beds |
| Doc Choc | (12:32:41): | yea but why NJ / male models |
| Shill Bill | (12:33:00): | Most densely populated state. Near NYC |
| Shill Bill | (12:33:09): | Rich people who'll have cash |
| Doc Choc | (12:34:03): | true |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:36:33): | there are houses full of workers for contractors who share rooms and a house and if you get sick ya out |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:36:49): | it's pretty fucked up |
| Doc Choc | (12:37:08): | it's called the share economy you asshole |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:37:18): | pretty sure my street harbored an undocumented worker before |
| Doc Choc | (12:37:24): | Construction: Uber Edition |
| Shill Bill | (12:37:58): | https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.handy.handy.prod |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:38:18): | Job Security is just an antiquated term for our parents who had no side hustle or work ethic to work multiple jobs |
| Doc Choc | (12:39:54): | this weekend my mom was telling us how her first interview out of college, she missed the interview, called back, got another interview, got offered the job, and then turned the company down lol |
| Doc Choc | (12:40:06): | if that happened today you'd be blacklisted from every company lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:40:10): | We should rename Baby Boomers "The Worst Generation" |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:40:18): | Right after "The Greatest Generation" |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:40:25): | well shortly after |
| Doc Choc | (12:40:29): | oh wow they fought two world wars, real great people |
| Doc Choc | (12:41:20): | \ufffd |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:41:32): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDbvVFffWV4 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:41:38): | THIS IS WHAT PARENTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE |
| Doc Choc | (12:41:53): | lol is that what your parents actually believe tho |
| Shill Bill | (12:44:10): | It's what Paul Ryan spouts. That why don't people just go get jobs at McDonalds. Cause that's what he did. |
| Shill Bill | (12:44:20): | It's just a starter job he says |
| Shill Bill | (12:44:33): | Meanwhile, average age of a worker is like 40 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:46:10): | average minimum worker age is 35 I believe |
| Doc Choc | (12:46:14): | they're slow starters |
| Shill Bill | (12:46:38): | Self driving cars are going to be on the road in great numbers by the year 2020. Hillary only gonna be a one term president cause the economy is gonna tank again when three million truck drivers no longer have jobs |
| Doc Choc | (12:48:38): | http://i.imgur.com/pNH1gxR.png |
| Shill Bill | (12:53:58): | Brian, what happened with veritas |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:54:31): | Just started looking now actually lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:54:41): | I have to go to the_donald to find out anythign that isn't pro clinton on reddit now |
| Doc Choc | (12:56:23): | trade one propoganda for another |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:56:59): | Ok the newest vdieo came out, and one of the men invovled Bob Creamer, a former con, who's worked with the DNC through contracting groups to create the fake violence and what not, who's gone to the white house over 300 times and met with barack obama 47 times, says Hillary Clinton is directly invovled |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:57:29): | this though you can actually see the people talking directly because they think that Andrew O'Keefe is a money guyt |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:57:59): | hey set up a fake offshore company, made it look like they could be a big donor, and got to meet with people. they said they also got invited to the white house at one point before this all came out |
| Shill Bill | (12:58:28): | The end is nigh |
| Doc Choc | (12:58:39): | lol Bob Creamer |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:59:12): | "In the end, it was the candidate, Hillary Clinton, the future president of the United states who wanted ducks on the ground, so by God, we will get ducks on the ground. Don't repeat that to anybody." -Bob Creamer |
| Doc Choc | (13:00:00): | feel like it's been proven time and time again tho that people don't care about corruption |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:00:01): | Scott Foval already resigned after the first 2 parts came out |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:00:05): | yea |
| Doc Choc | (13:00:05): | they care about FEELINGS |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:00:16): | but I'll keep watching lol. there's going to be a new part everyday this week |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:01:49): | lol this is sort of funny |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:02:21): | one of the plots was to have people Donald Ducks costumes and hold signs "Donald Ducks Releasing his Tax Returns" at trump tower when trump was there |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:02:47): | "The real problem it turns out that it's not easy to find Donald Duck costumes for adults, as you might imagine. Five year olds, plenty of them, but the other ones are mascot sized" |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:03:00): | This election truly is about the real issues |
| Doc Choc | (13:03:11): | i wish i could take a pill and just wake up on november 9th |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:04:20): | oh man |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:04:28): | this video is actually really damning |
| Doc Choc | (13:06:20): | None |
| Doc Choc | (13:06:50): | http://imgur.com/hUxZbjQ |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:07:25): | We're all becoming Jimmy and have to question if the people around us are even real or advertisments |
| Doc Choc | (13:08:02): | When I have to wonder that I like to relax with a nice glass of Diet Pepsi, which has all the great taste of original Pepsi with half the calories! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:08:50): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhIIPbO_6xg |
| Doc Choc | (13:23:08): | Classic movie |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:28:12): | Apparently Bob Cream-in-her also resigned lol |
| Doc Choc | (13:29:18): | donald trump said he GRABS WOMEN BY THE PUSSY |
| Doc Choc | (13:30:11): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:36:32): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlz3-OzcExI |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:05:32): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:06:09): | guys are looking off to the distance like they're exteremely important, you run a glorified burrito truck |
| Shill Bill | (14:09:32): | I don't get why everyone has diarrhea after eating their food. |
| Shill Bill | (14:09:55): | Unless everyone is constantly getting ecoli |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:10:07): | I don't either but I only get their salads now and I don't get the shits |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:10:43): | i was in a meeting and my Director said Did you see trumps tweets, they are insane. Then I replied no, i was looking at wikileaks, he goes well the tweets are pretty damning. I say wikileaks\xa0is too. He says that wiki leaks is to above peoples heads to understand, the tweets people can understand and get mad at. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:10:55): | that made me sad |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:14:24): | ask your director if he has a hard time reading emails |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:14:30): | cause that's the level you need to comprehend wikileaks lol |
| Doc Choc | (14:21:21): | What does FW: mean???? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:21:55): | what do you mean I have to read bottom up? is this 90 degree rotated japanese? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:22:16): | ill just let CNN synthesize it for me |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:52:46): | I heard they were illegal to read |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:53:42): | I do love how, Pete and I and Brian and Josh have vastly different opinions on hte government, but we all agree this shit fucked up end to end. Its brought america\xa0together |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:54:43): | I don't agree with the horseshoe theory at all, but this election I've been going on the_donald everyday to check out the wikileaks shit and corruption. also I completely agree with them on the media having a huge liberal bias. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:55:15): | Socialist and Capitalist come together\xa0to say Trump is an egomaniac who needs to be put down and Hilary is a war criminal |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:55:55): | I feel like you cant be educated on the candiates and back them, |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:56:01): | Hillary is a war criminal, political criminal, helped enact the honduran coup and keep down the haitian minimum wage. truly a bastion of progressive ideals |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:56:46): | i completely agree on you can't be educated on these candidates and actually support one. you're just against the other |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:57:11): | no one is going to win, the person is just going to not lose |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:59:03): | Everyone is going off there feelings |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:59:17): | and trying to say they are the moral choice |
| Shill Bill | (14:59:53): | i have lost all confidence in the integrity of the system |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:59:59): | i kind of want to vote trump and see if he wins just to see if the illusion of democracy still exists |
| Shill Bill | (15:00:12): | i wont vote for hillary |
| Shill Bill | (15:00:26): | but i keep thinking I'll vote trump just because it would be exciting |
| Shill Bill | (15:00:34): | "May you live in interesting times" |
| Shill Bill | (15:01:08): | we deserve him |
| Doc Choc | (15:12:31): | All I know is that things need to change politically |
| Shill Bill | (15:18:39): | they won't |
| Shill Bill | (15:18:46): | it will all be superficial |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:20:30): | see the glory of light that is true communism comrade, just remember stalin did nothing wrong |
| Doc Choc | (15:20:46): | He was the true hero in all of this |
| Shill Bill | (15:20:46): | whatever happens to the GOP, it will only be on the surface. they'll adopt policies that are more appealing to social liberals (LGBT, abortion, etc.). or they'll defect to the Libertarians. but under the surface, the monied interests that keep campaigns and legislators going will be the same people |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:21:11): | it's like Stalin's saying what we're all thinking! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:21:22): | same with the democrats |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:21:59): | they're both just parties of monied interests. hillary still hates gays. but she has to pretend she doesn't. |
| Shill Bill | (15:22:14): | she is a gay |
| Shill Bill | (15:22:20): | munches rug, remember |
| Doc Choc | (15:24:05): | politics is just a game played by the elite, always has been, always will. best to just change things in the spheres of influence you have |
| Shill Bill | (15:24:23): | good luck with that |
| Doc Choc | (15:24:39): | community/family level |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:24:59): | revolution 2020 be there be square |
| Doc Choc | (16:01:12): | i'm going to say something that i know i will regret for the rest of my life |
| Doc Choc | (16:01:16): | but would you guys be down to play risk sometime |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:06:02): | oh boy howdy |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:08:02): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:34:54): | None |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:36:10): | Well we matched |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:45:55): | Last chance for kittens of you know anyone who wants one, after my mom gets back from vacation were getting rid of them |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:46:04): | Josh I know you loved grabbing that pussy |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:02:08): | like going to a shelter? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:03:28): | Nah my mom's making cat burgers and we will eat our mistake |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:04:21): | Yea some no kill shelter my mom's been researching them |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:06:12): | they are young and soical |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:06:17): | they will go quick |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:40:35): | Cause that's how you get a boyfriend |
| Doc Choc | (19:46:25): | Wear two or three condoms |
| Shill Bill | (19:48:06): | Jokes on you. Now we all have her number. Brian, here's your chance to pawn off that pussy that's been plaguing your household |
| Doc Choc | (20:21:40): | Do you want a boyfriend who can spend ten hours a day and provide you with 5 cats |
| Tuesday, 25 October 2016 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:04:51): | http://kissfm969.com/early-voters-from-amarillo-are-saying-their-votes-were-changed-on-the-ballot/?trackback=twitter_top |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:06:15): | Fucking Shill |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:06:18): | or Trump |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:06:26): | who ever is doing this |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:06:38): | fuck em both |
| Shill Bill | (11:06:53): | I'm voting Trump |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:06:59): | telling kids in high school that america is a democracy is pretty much propaganda at this point |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:08:08): | Remember Kids, no democracy has ever gone tyrannical at any point ever and always trust your leaders. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:08:31): | Now repeat after me "removen seh\xa0judian\xa0afstratien" |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:09:31): | at this point i really dont know who is more like Hilter, |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:09:47): | I mean Hitler at least made good speeches |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:10:36): | Hitler's too well spoken to be Trump, but Hitler isn't greedy enough to be Hillary |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:13:22): | Hitler 2016 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:13:30): | might as well |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:14:19): | The hilter from the whitest kids you know rap would be cool, He Stopped burning people and started to burn CDs |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:30:09): | r/iamverysmart is my new favorite |
| Doc Choc | (11:43:27): | i was going to vote Harambe but all the normies ruined that may-may for me |
| Doc Choc | (11:43:55): | so instead i will stay at home and look into real estate prices in Canada |
| Doc Choc | (11:48:23): | Gloria La Riva is on the NJ ballot so you filthy bolsheviks have someone to vote for |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:30:36): | My Director got way to mad that a network couldn't get us something because\xa0the system wasnt finished finalizing |
| Doc Choc | (12:57:02): | thats professional work in a nutshell |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:59:42): | whom[ |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:02:17): | https://imgur.com/a/TuTcx |
| Wednesday, 26 October 2016 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:14:19): | None |
| Doc Choc | (08:23:26): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:25:06): | Knock knock who's there? It's me, wondering why your not naked |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:25:21): | Knock knock who's there? Me again, still wondering why you're not naked |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:29:45): | I can have sex with your personality. I can't stick my penis in your college degree. And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams. So why are you sharing all this information with me |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:31:23): | https://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yneii2OS1qabfx1o1_500.gif |
| Doc Choc | (10:21:21): | Those were some quality videoa |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:23:50): | Jon Lajoie was the man |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:31:57): | Im a Stay at Home Dad, I dont Do Drugs, Im a stay at home dad I get high on baby hugs |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:34:09): | it's the shill's birthday |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:34:22): | also if you guys never seen Malik Obama's twitter it's a shit posters gold mind |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:34:26): | mine* |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:35:13): | https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik |
| Doc Choc | (13:34:31): | hes not even the weirdest thing to come out of this election |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:40:32): | It's hard to pinpoint the weirdest thing |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:40:57): | Hillary health conspiracy rumors and then her weekend at bernies moment |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:41:42): | Trump bullying Geb Bush to near years |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:41:46): | Tears |
| Doc Choc | (14:44:30): | Trump threatening to throw Hillary in prison during a debate and saying he won't accept the outcome of the election are some other good ones |
| Shill Bill | (14:45:30): | Lincoln Chafee |
| Shill Bill | (14:47:01): | Trump's second campaign manager Paul Manafort having to quit because of his deep ties to Russia and Ukraine |
| Shill Bill | (14:48:44): | Also, Jim Webb saying in the first Dem debate that the enemy he's most proud to have made was the Vietnamese he'd killed. |
| Doc Choc | (14:55:35): | Oh man I forgot about him bragging about his kills |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:04:00): | I murdered people lol yea me |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:24:51): | I feel like in a Republican debate that line would have worked great though |
| Shill Bill | (15:26:00): | Sure would've. Remember where Ron Paul said he'd let a guy die because it was the guy's choice not to purchase health insurance. And he's a fucking MD. The crowd went nuts |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:26:59): | The Right doesnt like the weak |
| Doc Choc | (15:29:54): | Gotta keep the gene pool strong boys |
| Doc Choc | (15:32:05): | oh man i just watched the video, Ronny P really did say that |
| Doc Choc | (15:32:14): | The churches take care of him! |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:47:51): | Obama is going to be on Samantha B |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:35:17): | http://i.imgur.com/l6VFbFR.gif |
| Shill Bill | (16:37:30): | Fuck Trump. America is already great |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:39:24): | someone destroyed Trumps star |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:39:31): | on the walk of fame |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:39:48): | Becuase if you have different opionins from me fuck you and die |
| Doc Choc | (17:04:39): | RIP Trump's presidetial bid press F to pay respects |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:06:58): | press X |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:07:02): | fucking PC snob |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:33:35): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFkw0hzW1c&ab_channel=BusinessInsider |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:33:45): | #Proud |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:12:03): | Why do girls get mad when they say tie me up and do what ever I want. And I tie them up and go play Xbox. At least Cortana listens to me half the time |
| Doc Choc | (18:18:12): | Women be shopping |
| Doc Choc | (19:52:43): | Some retard shared this on Facebook#CTR |
| Shill Bill | (19:56:27): | HRC team was emailing amongst themselves pictures of Bernie poolside getting some rays this past summer. Fucking creepy. |
| Shill Bill | (19:57:45): | @mtracey's Tweet: https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/791270300264595456?s=09 |
| Doc Choc | (20:05:05): | Not found\U0001f62d |
| Shill Bill | (20:06:57): | The link? |
| Shill Bill | (20:08:00): | How's this for ya\n\nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BMCzKDbhk7P/ |
| Doc Choc | (20:15:12): | Found my first tattoo |
| Shill Bill | (20:15:37): | Right in the taint |
| Thursday, 27 October 2016 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:57:26): | who the fuck is Cody Landry, Is he Jervis Landry's Brother? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:59:13): | http://www.seahawks.com/news/2016/10/26/seahawks-cornerback-richard-sherman-wears-harry-potter-costume-wednesday-press |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:59:21): | I know you dont like Football |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:59:33): | but Sherman being Sherman |
| Doc Choc | (11:15:10): | I've been trying to follow football this season so I can pass as a normal man in public |
| Doc Choc | (11:15:25): | I'm even watching baseball |
| Doc Choc | (11:15:36): | This is what capitalism has reduced me to |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:15:46): | ugh sick baseball? blurghhhhhhh |
| Doc Choc | (11:16:48): | do you have any idea what it's like to watch 9 innings of a cubs game and pretend like it is engaging |
| Doc Choc | (11:17:23): | oh look, they are lining up to bat, he hit the ball, some guy in the outfield caught it, now he goes to sit down, great job team |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:25:06): | we can all agree though baseball is better then commie ball |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:25:34): | a bunch of grown men rolling arouond in fake pain, if i wanted that bad of acting id go to Brians Improv shot |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:25:36): | show |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:26:18): | how full of ourselves are we that we have the World Series and it's strictly teams from North America lol |
| Doc Choc | (11:31:41): | Check out @TIME's Tweet: https://twitter.com/TIME/status/791663301063241728?s=09 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:32:55): | Also I will never agree any sport is better than soccer lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:32:58): | and damn bill |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:33:22): | He's not a businessman, he's a business, man |
| Doc Choc | (11:36:05): | When you say "soccer" you mean futb\xf3l, right? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:37:02): | Siiiii |
| Doc Choc | (11:37:25): | Nothing better than seeing all my favorite players in their kits running up and down the pitch |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:58:07): | geting some fish ad chips while wearing the team colours. i am a huge supporter |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:01:37): | https://i.redd.it/46o1orsalxtx.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:04:58): | lol declaration of independence. I DECLARE INDEPENDENCE |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:05:15): | you just can't say you're independent and expect anything to happen |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:05:19): | I didn't say it, I declared it |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:05:55): | get your office ass micheal scott\xa0loving dwight\xa0dollar using ass out of here |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:06:40): | don't hate lol |
| Doc Choc | (13:07:50): | i dont understand how a human being can watch S2 of The Office and not realize its true beauty, but I accept you for who you are Marc |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:08:17): | Who said i was Human? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:08:58): | we all know after my 22nd birthday im not human some kinda of robot how runs on alcohol. Im\xa0bender |
| Doc Choc | (13:11:28): | i will agree with that |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:12:07): | I probably should have died, and just woke up with a hange over |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:12:59): | most people would have died from that amount of liquor. it was then i realized that he Has risen again |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:13:19): | and 2000 years of waiting has made Jesus itching for some partying |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:26:42): | We all know this is Pete Davidson in drag |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:28:10): | at least she'll date manlets |
| Doc Choc | (13:28:50): | why are you getting paired up with gay women on tinder |
| Shill Bill | (13:32:53): | Why do punks put so much care and time into their fashion sensibilities. You'd think they'd just throw on dirty laundry. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:15:51): | http://qz.com/816188/science-shows-the-richer-you-get-the-less-you-pay-attention-to-other-people/ |
| Doc Choc | (14:25:23): | aka rich people are easier to rob \ufffd |
| Doc Choc | (14:25:30): | lets get to it boys |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:26:58): | Whens the next time Kim Kardashian is staying in paris? |
| Doc Choc | (14:27:11): | REMEMBER ME NIGGA |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:33:21): | https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/59o4i7/just_like_men_determining_womens_reproductive/ |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:33:36): | when r/poltics spills over into shower thoughts |
| Shill Bill | (15:35:06): | Which spills over to r/latestagecapitalism |
| Shill Bill | (15:35:28): | Where does one procure dime bags? |
| Doc Choc | (15:36:10): | Smoke shop |
| Doc Choc | (15:36:21): | Or I can give you a bunch tomorrow if you're around |
| Shill Bill | (15:36:43): | I went to a dollar store with no luck |
| Shill Bill | (15:37:02): | Where is there a head shop around here |
| Doc Choc | (15:37:17): | Route 22 has a couple |
| Shill Bill | (15:37:35): | So far |
| Doc Choc | (15:38:02): | Yea I can't think of any closer in Edison |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:38:20): | WE SELLING |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:38:29): | finally i get to be a drug enforcer |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:38:38): | look at me now Dad |
| Shill Bill | (15:38:50): | Cheese mother fucker. Free handouts |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:39:06): | oh yea |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:39:12): | so NB Friday right |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:39:15): | what saturday |
| Doc Choc | (15:39:16): | You guys doing anything tomorrow night btw |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:39:22): | I have andrew |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:39:29): | so i need him to do dtuff |
| Doc Choc | (15:39:32): | I must have him |
| Shill Bill | (15:39:36): | I'll be in highland park. Might make it to NB. Might not |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:39:53): | I need things to do with him and mary |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:39:58): | so we are open to anything |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:40:04): | and i mean anything \ufffd |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:40:53): | https://i.redd.it/bp4zofaz1wtx.jpg |
| Doc Choc | (15:41:08): | if you are in high(420)land park then just stop in the smokeshop on easton |
| Shill Bill | (15:41:32): | Won't have time tomorrow |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:41:44): | I don't know if Mossums is still around on stephenville parkway but the guy helped me buy dime bags, he was like "oh for ganga? here you go" |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:42:04): | i know it got shut down for a second but I think it came back |
| Doc Choc | (15:42:14): | that was a man with truly flexible morals |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:42:15): | you can also just ask shane where he gets his lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:42:41): | yea i remember Jackie got him to give her a dutch on credit once lols |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:42:46): | he didn't have no money but basically begged |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:44:22): | I also have a couple I can give you |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:44:41): | the cheese will have quite a stench to it then though |
| Shill Bill | (15:45:28): | Yeah. If I'm handing out dime bags, I'd rather not give cops an actual reason to arrest me |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:50:38): | I'm gunna hand out free pearl necklaces to drunk kicks |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:50:39): | Don't be a pussy |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:50:57): | You obviously missed the point of that story Brian |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:54:07): | You guys want to see my bosses thought of the day |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:56:02): | He asked my coworker Priscilla to write up the gist of it and she wrote this "We are always in a constant state of learning, no matter what age or what topic, there is always something new to be learned. Often we get so caught up in studying and trying to understand new techniques that we forget to actually do the thing we\u2019re trying to accomplish. For example, new tax laws get us lost in trying to understand how to comply with new regulations. We get so confused sometimes trying to follow new procedures and the returns we\u2019re supposed to complete get pushed to the backburner. We spend so much time trying to constantly keep up with new information rather than continuing to perfect our existing skill set. We need to expand on what we already know, not replace it." |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:56:08): | My boss rewrote it to this |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:56:21): | "We are always in a constant state of learning, no matter what age or what topic, there is always something new to be learned. Often we get so caught up learning new the output we generate suffers. When trying to advance existing knowledge we should not lose sight of what knowledge we have already acquired and continue to generate results and output. In studying and trying to understand new techniques we often forget to actually do the thing we\u2019re trying to accomplish with existing means we already have learned.\nA new tax law as an example. We can be so caught up in this idea that it\u2019s new and forget that tax law in general is a rule and there is continuities form past laws and current laws that we already know. Learning anything new takes time and effort. It is important that the learning does not stop the progress of what you already know how to do and the required outputs that result from the knowledge. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:56:28): | Keep up with new information rather than continuing to make it perfect and improve are already existing skill set by continually generating outputs. We need to expand on what we already know, not replace it. Remember there is no need to reinvent the entire wheel, but rather improve it or else the wheel that exist is no longer moving will we are learning. Remember all new learning is a work in progress and failing to generate out puts along the way are missed opportunities to expand your existing base of knowledge. |
| Doc Choc | (15:57:31): | - Michael Scott |
| Shill Bill | (15:58:25): | This is like what a sixth grader would write for a persuasive essay assignment |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:17:10): | His writing usually makes me think of Charlie Kelly trying to be a lawyer |
| Shill Bill | (16:28:10): | Hobby Lobby is great |
| Shill Bill | (16:28:52): | They have everything. Even hate for the gays |
| Shill Bill | (16:28:53): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:28:53): | I went there once after jury duty looking for something. Literally the whole store was women. \xa0Women shopping, women working, I felt like they all thought I was a rapist, making them the true sexists |
| Shill Bill | (16:32:22): | Think I'm gonna buy Cheetos and cheez its and cheesey poofs to hand out too |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:33:48): | when peopel ask what you are, whats your answer? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:33:57): | "I just went with the cheesiest costume I could think of" |
| Shill Bill | (16:34:22): | I don't know that I'll have an answer. I didn't last year |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:34:24): | if you use that line and you don't get laid it's all your fault |
| Doc Choc | (16:35:09): | You should keep a few flaming hot Cheetos on little bags for when people ask for the harder stuff |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:38:49): | you should definitely have an answer |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:39:14): | what if a nice jewish girl asks you what you are? you're just gonna let that jewish american princess slip through your hands? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:56:44): | Halloween sluts are no longer an option for me Josh, but it's not too late for you |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:00:17): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMFzBXezmgs |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:00:26): | watch this and learn josh |
| Shill Bill | (17:11:41): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:26:20): | https://mobile.twitter.com/TheOnion/status/791678363752542208/video/1 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:58:25): | thats the man i want to be |
| Shill Bill | (21:20:56): | 1 lb Parmesan |
| Shill Bill | (21:20:59): | I've got mozzarella and cheddar too |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:21:25): | God damn you ain't kidding around |
| Shill Bill | (21:21:38): | And this |
| Shill Bill | (21:22:04): | Did fo real real Bri Bri |
| Shill Bill | (21:22:11): | Dis* |
| Shill Bill | (21:31:50): | Any of you guys own a fanny pack? |
| Doc Choc | (21:32:37): | I wish |
| Shill Bill | (21:33:16): | I realized in gonna need one to become the best cheese dealer in the world |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (22:54:20): | I'm warning you guys. I'm gunna be blitz\n So Brian text me when we wanna go out. I'm aiming for 9ish |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (22:55:12): | None |
| Shill Bill | (22:56:17): | O I've been there. Nice landscaping. |
| Doc Choc | (22:56:35): | Philly in a nutshell https://streamable.com/11pb |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:07:32): | When you white but like black chicks |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:13:59): | Well |
| Shill Bill | (23:15:19): | "I'm normal now. Heap praise upon me!" |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:15:35): | You could have ficked that Josh |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:15:39): | Had a story |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:15:42): | And Aids |
| Shill Bill | (23:18:47): | Check out my stash |
| Shill Bill | (23:20:08): | Cheez its, flaming hot Cheetos, and cheese puffs are in eight bags. Cheddar, mozzarella, and parmesan in dime. And of course cheese wiz |
| Doc Choc | (23:44:47): | you are going to have a trench coat right |
| Shill Bill | (23:45:10): | That's why I need a fanny pack |
| Shill Bill | (23:45:32): | I went to Unique earlier to look for one actually |
| Shill Bill | (23:45:42): | They were like $50 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:45:56): | flashing is expressive |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:46:04): | Expensive |
| Shill Bill | (23:46:17): | I'm just gonna wear the same jacket from last year. |
| Doc Choc | (23:46:18): | What are you actually wearing |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:46:27): | Do it |
| Shill Bill | (23:46:36): | Maybe cut some holes on the lining |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:47:04): | And in your Croth. Have her find th cuheese |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:47:10): | Damn. I'm weird. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:47:18): | Why are you friends with me |
| Shill Bill | (23:48:01): | You're the weird one? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:48:12): | We all are |
| Doc Choc | (23:48:38): | I'm not turning into a cheese dealer tho |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:49:13): | Hitting that sharp cheddar ruined my life |
| Shill Bill | (23:49:32): | I'm more like a mobile free sample Costco lady |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:49:39): | Just say not to dairy |
| Shill Bill | (23:49:58): | Never get high on your own supply |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:50:10): | But the calcium |
| Doc Choc | (23:50:24): | The farting |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (23:50:40): | And shitting |
| Friday, 28 October 2016 |
| Shill Bill | (00:06:36): | Since I'll be at a party, I'm not gonna have much of an opportunity to harass people. Let me know if you guys end up in NB. I need to harass some people at some point |
| Shill Bill | (08:02:54): | Brian, what you doing later |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:06:07): | All of you are your cheese weakness, bow before your dairy god |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:06:16): | Also josh I might have a fanny pack |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:06:42): | I'm going with Marky Marc |
| Shill Bill | (08:07:16): | I decided I'm going as a Mormon. That way I can get away with wearing a backpack and not look weird |
| Shill Bill | (08:07:50): | Then when people are like. "O he's a Mormon." They'll be even more surprised when I hit em with the cheese |
| Shill Bill | (08:08:14): | But I can't pack would still be legit |
| Shill Bill | (08:08:24): | But a fanny pack* |
| Shill Bill | (08:08:46): | \u2020 Brother Joshua \u2020 |
| Shill Bill | (08:08:53): | Anyone got name tags |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:09:15): | Cheesus Christ |
| Shill Bill | (08:10:16): | Haley coming to or you gonna be my date for the evening, you foxy lady you |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:11:58): | Haleys going too, she's gonna be my biker bro boyfriend Lance and I'm Jewish american princess Nina |
| Shill Bill | (08:12:43): | Damn you all to heck |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:12:57): | Spooky Mormon he'll dream |
| Doc Choc | (08:18:06): | So you're a Mormon with dime bags of cheese huh |
| Shill Bill | (08:18:40): | I don't like labels. |
| Shill Bill | (08:18:43): | What are you |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:24:28): | None |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:26:36): | I'll be dat stanky puss man |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:27:14): | Go up to a girl and say hey o got some cheese. So can I see that Limburger factory you got between your thighs |
| Shill Bill | (08:28:41): | Marc, what you going as |
| Shill Bill | (08:28:43): | Pete? |
| Doc Choc | (08:43:25): | I don't have a costume unfortunately |
| Doc Choc | (08:43:30): | Forgot to get one |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:45:37): | you can always be a NERD |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:45:47): | seriously just dress like a dork and call yourself a nerd |
| Shill Bill | (08:48:41): | Or, here me out. You can be my fellow Mormon |
| Shill Bill | (08:48:53): | Good Mormon, bad Mormon routine |
| Shill Bill | (08:49:18): | Just wear black pants, black shoes, white button down, black tie. |
| Shill Bill | (08:49:38): | \u2020 Brother Peter \u2020 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:51:26): | Josh can be the good mormom telling them the good word, you can be the bad mormom asking them if they want to be your 6th wife |
| Doc Choc | (08:56:23): | I'll dress like normal and call myself a gay virgin nerd :( |
| Shill Bill | (08:56:54): | Brother Peter. C'mon |
| Shill Bill | (08:57:05): | If you ain't got anything else, why not |
| Doc Choc | (09:04:21): | I'll see what I have |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:27:02): | im going as Duffman |
| Shill Bill | (09:28:18): | Nice. I did that one year. Better be legit or I'm gonna criticize you. I'll criticize you anyway, but if you fuck it up, I'll really criticize you |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:28:54): | i expect nothing less |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:29:23): | Duffman....can't...breath! |
| Doc Choc | (09:35:44): | Duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem |
| Doc Choc | (09:56:04): | http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/10/27/chuck_todd_it_took_12_clinton_staffers_12_hours_to_write_one_tweet.html |
| Doc Choc | (09:58:11): | pretty interesting how they composed that one tweet tho |
| Doc Choc | (09:58:44): | it's specifically designed to be non-committal to a stance but kind of supportive of the #FightFor15 thing, so you make the assumption in your head that she wants the $15 min wage |
| Shill Bill | (09:59:07): | Cause she initially didn't support $15 |
| Shill Bill | (09:59:20): | Only because Bernie pushed her towards it |
| Doc Choc | (09:59:45): | but she hasnt explicitly said $15 |
| Doc Choc | (09:59:59): | just that "we will have a conversation with workers" aka noncommittal lol |
| Shill Bill | (10:01:24): | Bitch |
| Doc Choc | (10:03:17): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:08:47): | Now that is some sweet liberalism |
| Doc Choc | (10:09:08): | God.... Damn.... Liberalssssssss |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:13:25): | Liberalism manifests itself in various ways.\n...\nTo let things drift if they do not affect one personally; to say as little as possible while knowing perfectly well what is wrong, to be worldly wise and play safe and seek only to avoid blame. This is a third type. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:17:40): | You know, this Mao fellow had some good ideas |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:32:16): | Seriously though that tweet and the break down of the construction of it, to appear concerned, but non-committal, yes workers deserve a decent wage but what about muh pragmatism and small businesses, it's really peak liberalism |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:32:51): | "In every American community there are varying shades of political opinion. One of the shadiest of these is the liberals. An outspoken group on many subjects, ten degrees to the left of center in good times, ten degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally. Here, then, is a lesson in safe logic." |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:33:46): | there was a song in the 60's called Love Me I'm a Liberal that basically just shat on liberals lol. man those hippies had it right. \xa0https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Me,_I%27m_a_Liberal |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:02:31): | None |
| Doc Choc | (11:07:18): | The only good liberal.... is a dead liberal |
| Doc Choc | (11:08:09): | if your views arent the most extreme part of the political spectrum then get the fuck out da club |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:10:09): | we just love to worship the middle lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:10:18): | what we need is a mix of slavery and free men |
| Doc Choc | (11:10:34): | you're right. i need to stop being so noncommittal. i'm going to become a fascist |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:12:01): | say what you want about national socialism at least it's an ethos! |
| Doc Choc | (11:13:21): | hey at least we're both socialists now \ufffd |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:13:40): | yea fucking hitler had to call his bullshit third way fascism "national socialism" lol |
| Doc Choc | (11:16:27): | HItler really dropped the ball on that one |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:16:49): | "This will show those edgy white boys in the 2010s!" |
| Doc Choc | (11:17:28): | you know, if it wasnt for that whole holocaust/ww2 fiasco.... |
| Doc Choc | (11:46:18): | Btw remember Sameen from HS? Check out his vacation photo he just put up on Facebook |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:27:04): | marc what time is Andrew coming in |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:26:17): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:32:17): | Hey Marky marc |
| Shill Bill | (18:11:52): | Hey Peter |
| Shill Bill | (18:11:56): | What you dressing as |
| Shill Bill | (18:11:59): | Mormon |
| Shill Bill | (18:12:13): | Say Mormon |
| Doc Choc | (18:41:53): | How do Mormons dress |
| Doc Choc | (18:42:40): | I'll go as the scariest thing in 2016, an undecided voter |
| Shill Bill | (18:44:34): | http://bookofmormonbroadway.com/images/show/hero-tour-1.jpg |
| Shill Bill | (18:45:21): | That's a Mormon for ya |
| Shill Bill | (18:45:42): | None |
| Shill Bill | (18:45:51): | I'm gonna include the backpack though. Because cheese |
| Doc Choc | (18:51:26): | I love it |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:52:37): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9osskTGhb2s |
| Doc Choc | (18:53:26): | Not sure if I will make it out tonight, gotta get up very early tomorrow |
| Shill Bill | (18:53:59): | Fag |
| Shill Bill | (18:54:22): | Also, book of Mormon was the best play I've ever seen |
| Shill Bill | (19:34:40): | We could've been brothers Pete |
| Doc Choc | (19:36:19): | Where's the cheese |
| Shill Bill | (19:41:25): | None |
| Shill Bill | (19:42:29): | None |
| Doc Choc | (19:57:08): | Are you going to wiz on people |
| Shill Bill | (19:58:02): | Like the yellow pee pee monster |
| Shill Bill | (21:18:24): | What time are you all heading out |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:19:43): | Marcs coming to me right now |
| Doc Choc | (21:20:22): | I'm prob just staying home tonight |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:21:19): | Word |
| Shill Bill | (21:22:00): | K. Just gimme a heads up when you get to NB and where you'll be |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:22:34): | Will do |
| Shill Bill | (21:41:15): | So there's gonna be a six year old at the party I'm at |
| Doc Choc | (21:41:51): | Get him hooked on that good shit early |
| Doc Choc | (21:42:08): | You ever have cheezits kid? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:51:15): | Lol were gonna be at NB in 10 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:51:44): | If you wanna meet us there |
| Shill Bill | (21:52:41): | I'll head out once my other friends get here. And the six year old. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:52:54): | Cool |
| Shill Bill | (21:53:56): | You guys headed to a bar? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:54:55): | Yarp, parking at olive branch |
| Saturday, 29 October 2016 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:40:02): | I rented Hillarys America it's so bad it's good lol |
| Doc Choc | (10:35:52): | Is it about the ice caps are going to melt and abortion becomes America's national sport? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:57:24): | Well from a movie and story telling standpoint it's just bizzare |
| Shill Bill | (11:58:02): | Isn't the guy butt hurt cause he was in prison |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:58:33): | It starts with him telling us he went to prison for 8 months for making Obamas America. He recreates the trial and his experience in prison where his main activity was interviewing other criminals on how to do crime, then relating those strategies to the democratic party |
| Shill Bill | (11:59:12): | My kinda movie |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:59:33): | Of course the interviews here fictionalized or recreated, but later on he has real documentary interviews shot the same way |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:00:33): | He switches between narration and interviews to push his narrative and had a funny habit of answering his own question during narration |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:01:11): | "Could hillary really be do callous to have her marriage simply be a political tool? Yes, she can" then on to the next topic lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:03:00): | Also there are scenes when he goes to the democratic headquarters and "sneaks in" to the employees only area, goes through files and here he explains the slave owning and civil rights Era democrats, implying you can't get this information from any history book lol. |
| Shill Bill | (12:03:39): | This guy is the Michael Moore for the GOP |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:03:51): | He then does the same thing at Hillary Clinton's office, lots of shots of a shadowy clinton actress in the Oval office |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:04:29): | One of my favorite narrated lines was after he got out of prison "I got Obama right. Now I have to figure out hillary." |
| Shill Bill | (12:05:09): | What exactly did he get right? That he's black? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:06:15): | I forgot to mention the first 10 minutes is just him explaining why his movie Obamas America was accurate |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:31:41): | He did get fucked by the legal system |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:31:56): | He had to serve 10 months in jail |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:34:05): | What's the plan for tonight |
| Shill Bill | (12:48:01): | https://youtu.be/Bh94aDRQAkI?t=975 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:26:38): | Well I don't know if I can sing that well |
| Shill Bill | (13:27:39): | Let's find a hand job karaoke bar for tonight |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:28:06): | I mean I feel like we can find one. But it won't be a straight one |
| Shill Bill | (13:28:26): | Regardless, I'm down to go out later |
| Shill Bill | (18:00:32): | So gents, what's good? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:05:19): | Where we headed |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:05:24): | And what we doing |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:05:34): | There's Hoboken, |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:05:37): | The city |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:05:50): | Suplex City |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:05:54): | NB again |
| Shill Bill | (18:07:18): | I'm not gonna drink but I wanna hit the streets |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:15:16): | Give out that cheese |
| Shill Bill | (18:15:31): | Brian |
| Shill Bill | (18:15:32): | Pete |
| Shill Bill | (18:15:34): | ? |
| Doc Choc | (18:26:13): | I'm still out with family in long island so I'm not gonna make it tonight |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:56:17): | Blain. Answer your phone |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:58:13): | Unfortunately haley is feeling like shit now, she has really bad nausea right now I don't think we'll be able to go out unfortunately |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:58:28): | Booooo |
| Sunday, 30 October 2016 |
| Doc Choc | (18:28:12): | Metal Gear Solid 2 predicted the 2016 election |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:06:02): | Unfortunately it's been like that way longer than solid snake lol |
| Monday, 31 October 2016 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:06:18): | Josh there is an editor positions at Huff Po. Go make it great agin |
| Doc Choc | (08:07:45): | 10 Celebrities Who Are Totally Lizard People! |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:08:12): | 10 ways your vote doesn't matter! |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:10:58): | Cracked went to the commies |
| Doc Choc | (08:13:58): | Cracked has been garbage for years now |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:16:04): | True |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:16:15): | I miss old cracked and old college humor |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:17:21): | When they we're so PC. When they were about college and they embraced the drunken and rampaging culture of college. I miss the days of cute girl of the week and frat dad. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:17:39): | Make Cracked great again |
| Doc Choc | (08:21:35): | I miss when college humor represented my college experience, which was sitting inside watching college humor videos |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:32:39): | Oh wow, they're watching intanet video's just like me! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:33:02): | Also guys fill up your gas tanks today, 23 cent gas tax hike goes into effect tomorrow |
| Doc Choc | (08:36:13): | Goddamn |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:51:59): | don't worry |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:52:04): | it's all going towards paying off debt lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:19:40): | https://i.sli.mg/bTAKw7.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:23:53): | apparently there is recent footage out there of Hillary Clinton being racist towards a black woman and it's going to be leaked soon |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:24:20): | This year is the year that showed conspiracy theorists are actually the ones most in touch with the political process lol |
| Doc Choc | (09:51:17): | They could release a video of Clinton raping a child at this point and nobody would care |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:52:31): | For real. This made me lose faith in the average American. I didn't think I could lose what I didn't have. But it happened |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:52:46): | Hillary Clinton is a James Bond villain |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:53:19): | Donald Trump is a die hard villain |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:04:54): | Tony Podesta, brother of John Podesta, who runs Clinton's campaign, is a registered foreign agent on Saudi'sgovernment payroll |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:05:03): | throw it in with all the other conspiracies this year |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:06:23): | Conspiracy theorists are the Cinderella\xa0story of this year |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:35:36): | in lighter news |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:35:39): | @GovGaryJohnson just told @MSNBC that his lack of geographical knowledge is a plus bc you can't get into a war w/ a country you can't find |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:51:47): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JfZKDrvUs-g/maxresdefault.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:16:52): | TIL 35% of polled American workers said they would be willing to forego a significant pay raise in exchange for having their boss fired. |
| Doc Choc | (14:42:06): | i dont doubt it |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:48:55): | Cause you are at the top if they fall |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:53:30): | http://www.theonion.com/article/anthropologists-discover-isolated-tribe-joyful-ame-54547 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:30:21): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSFiwA2P914&feature=youtu.be |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:30:38): | Short vidya to keep us over tomorrow, when Hillary disparaging a black women is supposed to come out |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:30:41): | over till tomorrow* |
| Doc Choc | (15:43:18): | did she grab her by the pussy tho |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:50:27): | http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-demon-poll-republican-voters-beliefs-a7388546.html |
| Tuesday, 01 November 2016 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:24:13): | I got free food all night long with my tickets to the Nets last night. I ate so much. And this morning I knew this was gunna be a huge Duce. So I yelled Exodia obliterate when I pooped |
| Doc Choc | (07:40:11): | Did the bulls win |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:42:04): | Yea 118 to 88 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:42:16): | The nets played so sloppy |
| Shill Bill | (07:46:28): | Suck it Jay z |
| Doc Choc | (07:47:45): | Now he has 100 problems |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:54:49): | Jay z has his name in the rafters of how many sold out shows he's done in Brooklyn |
| Shill Bill | (07:56:28): | I believe he calls that "getting dome" |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:33:18): | I have been ripping some dirt mcnasty ass on the path |
| Shill Bill | (08:34:31): | Keeping the ladies warm on a brisk November morn |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:41:04): | You guys should write "Fart Poetry" and market it to 13 year old boys to get them into literature and liberal arts |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:41:16): | Sell it to schools |
| Shill Bill | (08:41:43): | Everything is art. \nEven your farts. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:42:10): | That's the opening right there |
| Shill Bill | (08:42:40): | Your butthole is also an opening |
| Shill Bill | (08:42:50): | At the other end is your mouth |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:02:36): | https://gfycat.com/LeafyGregariousIndianabat |
| Shill Bill | (09:05:05): | Did not see that one coming |
| Shill Bill | (09:05:20): | It was a white kid all along |
| Doc Choc | (09:05:38): | Liberal Farts |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:13:08): | I knew Kids did 9/11 |
| Shill Bill | (09:14:48): | Damn nursery rhyme inspired them is what happened. Ring around the Rosey |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:15:51): | We should make some updated nursery rhymes |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:16:29): | Ring around the rosey was about keeping roses in your pocket to stave off the black plague. We need rhymes about staving off Zika and globalism |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:17:34): | Hickory Dickory Dock, the White man afraid of Big Black Cock, He joins the Klan and stays till the end Hickory Dickory Dock |
| Shill Bill | (09:18:13): | Need to add cuck in there somewhere |
| Shill Bill | (09:18:18): | For flavor |
| Shill Bill | (09:18:26): | Add to-taste |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:19:01): | His got fot fucked he became Cucked hickory Dickory dock |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:19:07): | His wife |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:19:28): | we need 2 versions |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:20:17): | liberal and conservative to capture the market |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:22:07): | Hickory Dickory Dock, The blacks dont deserve what they got, living on a welfare state, and all them hate, hiclory\xa0dickory\xa0get a job lazy fucks |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:22:32): | i think that should be volume one |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:55:13): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:55:22): | some technical analysis of the election courtesy of wallstreetbets |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:12:39): | What happened to Triple H, he went from fuck the establishment to being the establishment. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:06:20): | http://i.imgur.com/ll6HR6y.gifv |
| Shill Bill | (11:09:27): | Where is this. I want a turn |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:10:41): | Its Saint Peters Gate, you bounce you go to heavens, you fall you go to hell. ythe kid in green murdered 56 people |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:28:50): | those kittens still at yourhouse brian? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:42:32): | yessir |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:42:35): | you got a buyer? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:43:13): | One of them is claimed but the other two are still available |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:46:46): | yea |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:46:48): | i got one |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:47:35): | sweet that's awesome |
| Doc Choc | (11:50:54): | Are you guys getting into the lucrative business of Cat Dealing |
| Doc Choc | (12:02:21): | http://www.theverge.com/a/verge-2021/secretary-anthony-foxx |
| Doc Choc | (12:02:40): | You guys might find this interview interesting since I know you've talked about how we will be moving to self-driving cars in the near future |
| Shill Bill | (12:17:31): | Upset they didn't mention NASCAR |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:22:37): | self driving cars would affect taxi driver/ubers |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:22:45): | bus drivers |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:23:07): | they already have 18 wheelers trying it out |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:23:20): | make the roads saffer |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:23:26): | trucks are crazy |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:23:45): | they are just working on the parking aspect for 18 wheelers and need drivers to take them out/park them away, but the middle is all done. only a matter of time before it's completely automated |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:24:59): | honestly i think the hospitality indsutry might get a bump from this |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:26:39): | it's gonna hurt auto insurance industry |
| Doc Choc | (12:26:47): | our infrastructure isnt good tho |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:26:50): | oh yea good point i saw stuff on that too marc |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:27:07): | will it hurt them |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:27:14): | there's a lot of hospitality/restuaants that only exists really for truckers/long distance drives on certain roads |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:27:17): | wont they still need to make the cars |
| Doc Choc | (12:27:48): | or at least the robot drivers |
| Doc Choc | (12:27:51): | DriveBot 9000 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:28:25): | http://orig07.deviantart.net/3eae/f/2012/340/2/b/profile_picture_by_tedd_the_bus_driver-d5n8eus.png |
| Doc Choc | (12:58:32): | I've been listening to R Kelly all day |
| Doc Choc | (12:58:47): | It's too bad this guy is a pedophile because he's hilarious |
| Doc Choc | (13:00:18): | Girl I promise this will be painless (painless)\nWe'll take a trip to planet Uranus |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:05:01): | damn straight to thepoint lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:05:14): | this the remix to ignition |
| Doc Choc | (13:05:44): | So don't trip I got a giant rocket\nGliding through just hitting your pocket |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:06:02): | THE MAN WAS A MIDGET |
| Doc Choc | (13:06:21): | Right now I am listening to Same Girl, which showcases R Kelly's tenuous grasp on what twins are actually like |
| Shill Bill | (13:13:26): | Twins, how do they work |
| Doc Choc | (16:03:39): | so where is my video of hillary clinton dropping a hard N bomb in glorious 1080p |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:16:40): | Oh yea |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:16:45): | Let me see |
| Doc Choc | (16:23:17): | https://youtu.be/4JuK1Yr35Io?t=6s |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:35:40): | I wanna hear that hard R |
| Shill Bill | (16:36:15): | Rodham |
| Shill Bill | (16:37:31): | Maybe rodham will recruit hard R rodman for Sec of State considering his cozy relationship with Kim Jung Un |
| Doc Choc | (16:40:05): | Dennis Rodham> |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:42:32): | Bill leimbeer |
| Shill Bill | (16:44:01): | Who dat |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:44:42): | Bill Laimbeer |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:44:55): | he was the big man for the pistons in the bad boy era |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:45:05): | Rodham was a piston |
| Shill Bill | (16:45:13): | Scotty Pippin my boy |
| Shill Bill | (16:45:33): | I dunno about this lambqueer guy though |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:46:10): | Pippin was a Bull |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:46:38): | The Pistons are the only team to be over 500 against JOrdan and Pippin during there reeign |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:52:46): | It might be coming out tomorrow |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:53:05): | James O Keefe has a dead man's switch in case clinton kills him lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:24:45): | http://i.imgur.com/D7dsK5y.gifv |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:24:49): | Pete |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:24:53): | train to be this man |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:26:11): | That must be a lower league Bull, the buck off time is terrible |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:56:59): | https://i.sli.mg/cIfd3h.png |
| Wednesday, 02 November 2016 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (05:28:47): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tWXP6GbZXYM |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (05:30:33): | They are really trying To minimize the emails |
| Doc Choc | (06:49:03): | It's a good strategy. Have your media cronies downplay what Hillary did and play up the bad stuff with trump |
| Doc Choc | (06:49:30): | I don't know what a security clearance is but I know that trump rapes everybody! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (07:29:57): | Hillary on the breakfast club talking about a national dance party to fight the fun defecit - wtf |
| Doc Choc | (07:35:23): | I hate when she pretends that she can release with the proles |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (07:36:27): | "We need a dance party tbh fam, trump has no chill, vote hilldaw" -hillary clinton |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (07:36:38): | Hilldawg* |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:22:43): | And the hot sauce she keeps in her bag |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:23:37): | "Ugh, mayo amirite my fellow blacks" -hillary |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:24:47): | How do you unite two very left socialists a centerist. And mid right capitalist. This election. Because we are retarded |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:24:51): | Aren't |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:25:19): | I really don't know how anyone supports either of them |
| Doc Choc | (08:25:21): | I don't think I am an -ist |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:25:56): | Your in the center. Not to left not to right |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:26:26): | I needed to make it an it's for the saying pete. God. Do you even know political humor |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:34:18): | I'd say centrist seems pretty fair for you pete. You're right of me josh, left of marc, and slightly left of the democratic party which is center right in world politics |
| Doc Choc | (08:37:59): | I meant more towards capitalist |
| Doc Choc | (08:38:20): | I don't have any particular love for the system, I'm not the monopoly guy |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:38:36): | Ohh are you saying your an anti capitalist? If so you're definitely not centrist you're on the left half now |
| Doc Choc | (08:40:04): | Not anti, just not pro lol |
| Doc Choc | (08:40:27): | It is what it is |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:00:32): | You gotta pick a side this is war |
| Doc Choc | (09:05:47): | Fascism it is |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:06:08): | I saw a Hillary hat in the wild today |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:06:08): | You capitalist piggy |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:06:32): | I only know of 1 hillary sign at a house near me |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:09:17): | I really didn't think people actually liked her. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:09:37): | I thought they were just voting against trump. Which is a solid argument |
| Doc Choc | (09:12:27): | Middle aged white women who vote Democrat down the board each year and minorities who were adults during Bill Clinton genuinely likebher |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:13:25): | I said people Pete. Women and Minorities aren't people |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:14:41): | Rich landowners, now that's people |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:15:01): | Theme good people |
| Doc Choc | (09:19:14): | None |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:40:23): | None |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:29:22): | https://i.reddituploads.com/ee276efc6d334df8b99b80af93d99ee4?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=881430140822f343df5e262d2d5816f8 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:29:30): | This man is a true patriot |
| Shill Bill | (11:31:29): | 204 doesn't have the same ring to it as does 420 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:31:47): | Just Blaze |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:10:12): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMHIhtLofyo |
| Shill Bill | (12:13:48): | That was gross |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:18:24): | grossly amazong |
| Shill Bill | (12:35:16): | Can we just get WWIII over with already |
| Doc Choc | (12:41:43): | "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with Proton Space Lasers." - Albert Einstein |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:50:39): | "The sun will eventually eat us anyways so who cares if we another country won't matter in a billion years anyways" -Gary johnson |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:50:54): | Nuke another country* |
| Doc Choc | (12:52:02): | he does have a valid point, let's live in the moment! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:53:01): | "Let's hot box the planet, call it global warming" -Gary J |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:53:14): | Gary J is looking at the Real Long game |
| Doc Choc | (12:53:23): | Gary Johnson 2016/420 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:53:38): | Gary johnson - whatever year the sun burns out |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:53:43): | WHAT THEN GARY |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:54:02): | If the Human Race hasn't evolved into beings of pure engery imma be pissed |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:54:21): | the universe is only 4.5 bullion years |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:54:48): | After the sun envelopes earth, it will eventually burn out and we'll experience some global cooling. See, nature IS self correcting |
| Doc Choc | (12:55:00): | listen, there are warming and cooling cycles... |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:55:12): | also we discussed hope solos nasty vagina at my job today |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:55:29): | It is nasty I seent it |
| Doc Choc | (12:55:33): | who |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:55:40): | Hope Solo |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:55:42): | Usa women's soccer goalie |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:55:43): | soccer player |
| Doc Choc | (12:55:53): | oh i was going to call you both gay nerds for talking about star wars shit |
| Doc Choc | (12:55:57): | but it turns out i'm the gay nerd |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:56:12): | I said it looked like a day old arbies sandwhich, my boss goes lots of beef |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:56:24): | It's like I say about gay nerds, it's always exactly who you suspect |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:03:27): | anyone else want to write a kids TV show and make the subtext really hidden and see if anyone gets it |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:03:41): | Like how the Teletubies is about the Vietnam War |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:03:44): | Oh like the tv show on nick that has cuck messages in it |
| Doc Choc | (13:04:09): | cucks are the future |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:04:23): | to many bulls not enough cucks |
| Doc Choc | (13:04:54): | 1% of the bulls have 99% of the white women |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:05:17): | well 99% if the fat ones |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:05:20): | fat cats |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:06:15): | im pretty sure black guys sleep with fat white women becuase\xa0its the closets they can get to fighitng a white man and not get arrested |
| Doc Choc | (13:10:15): | why do black guys in very good shape like big fat white women |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:11:35): | Opposites attract never applied more than right now |
| Doc Choc | (13:12:42): | thats why i only date girls with no legs |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:13:45): | and for me no eyes |
| Doc Choc | (14:07:03): | i'm voting for Hillary because I just read on Pitchfork that Tim Kaine is a fan of The Replacements |
| Doc Choc | (14:07:06): | thats a good enough reason right |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:26:03): | As good as any one elses! |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:29:17): | everything with the replacements is good |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:29:19): | the badn |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:29:20): | band |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:29:26): | movie |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:29:31): | tv show |
| Doc Choc | (14:32:46): | Even getting replacement things |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:34:27): | i got a robot dick, its great but it does that weird Doc Oc thing where it tries to make me do evil things, to bad i already do am i right boys |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:46:44): | How the dnc will react when trump gets the popular vote but hillary becomes president anyway - |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:46:45): | http://m.imgur.com/a/mDNrW |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:47:29): | None |
| Doc Choc | (14:50:30): | It's all just a game for the elite anyway |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:51:01): | Which millionaire do you want to rule you? See, you have choice! |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:51:59): | you want choice A |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:52:02): | or choice 1 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:55:35): | you guys see the new FBI Director on the Hillary Case? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:55:38): | https://sli.mg/2uZZc9 |
| Doc Choc | (14:57:18): | I kind of want to go to bed now and wake up on November 9th |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:58:20): | It's like that song, wake me up when November is 30% over |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:59:22): | Can someone explain to me the Voter ID thing, i know 11% of people dont have a photo id, but you can get a free state ID. My friend had one since she didnt have her drivers liscence |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:02:29): | is the white man keeping the black man down? or is the black man to lazy to go to the DMV? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:02:53): | answer me in broad over generalizations |
| Shill Bill | (15:03:23): | Problem is that great numbers of people actually can't get IDs. A lot of old people. Young black people. Latinos. restrictions set in place largely by Republican state legislatures specifically target these populations. North Carolina was busted because it was done with "surgical precision" |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:03:25): | I'll be as broad as possible |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:03:29): | Racism |
| Shill Bill | (15:03:45): | Also college students |
| Shill Bill | (15:04:57): | Legislatures make it illegal for students to vote on campus, forcing them to go home to vote, which in many instances is not feasible. And then also restrict absentee voting to same population of students |
| Shill Bill | (15:05:07): | Because there overwhelmingly lean Democrat |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:05:35): | Anytime a party wants stricter requirements to voting I'd be wary and think about what they are befitting from it |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:06:05): | Republicans benefit from it that's the only reason they want it not some moral high ground |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:06:27): | Essentially, POWERRRRR |
| Shill Bill | (15:07:06): | I think we'd all agree that presenting a license or photo ID to vote is reasonable. I'm down for that. But you can't then follow that up with laws making it near impossible to obtain said ID |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:09:39): | We need paper ballots again tbh I don't trust electronic voting. Paper ballots with a receipt the voter keeps so in case a county's population thinks there was a miscount or manipulation then they can independently count the vote |
| Shill Bill | (15:10:32): | In 80% of the country, you can request a receipt |
| Shill Bill | (15:10:43): | Depends on the county |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:11:25): | They should give you one regardless or have a auditing agency overseeing. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:12:12): | I do think there will be vote manipulation this election and that's scary/sucks. |
| Shill Bill | (15:12:51): | States audit random precincts in every election. And will audit every vote if any suspicions arise |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:35:16): | I don't trust George soros or his lizard magic |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:05:19): | thats what i call my semen, lizard magic |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:07:59): | http://www.wsj.com/articles/new-york-times-profit-slumps-print-ad-sales-drop-19-1478092100 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:08:07): | http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3897406/New-York-Times-reports-95-7-percent-fall-quarterly-profit.html |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:08:13): | Well someone is wrong |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:08:24): | and i dont think its the Wall Street Journal |
| Shill Bill | (16:12:35): | more media companies need to go down the NPR, citizen funding route |
| Shill Bill | (16:15:42): | hey brian, what does your dad think of the 2 ballot measures for NJ next week? |
| Doc Choc | (17:02:20): | Nothing I love more than NPRs biweekly Beg For Money campaign |
| Shill Bill | (17:02:52): | thrice yearly, Peter |
| Doc Choc | (17:04:30): | They're all like, we are going to match your donations |
| Doc Choc | (17:04:40): | How about we cut out the middleman and you just pay off your bills |
| Doc Choc | (17:05:51): | Swear to god how expensive is it to maintain a radio station in 2016, we have people installing fucking VR sex clubs in their basement but they can't afford tech from the 50s? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:15:12): | Radio is still a big industry |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:15:19): | trust me |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:15:21): | i know |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:15:26): | wink |
| Doc Choc | (17:16:00): | I just hate everything |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:31:11): | I'm an asshole |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:39:11): | https://gfycat.com/BothRepulsiveAlbertosaurus |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:59:44): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:00:05): | Are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:00:28): | you can now buy an extension to turn your wireless AirPods back into regular headphones! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:03:17): | NPR did have a good bit today with a bunch of comedy writers talking about their craft. Larry Wilmore was there, I wanted to call in "If you're so funny, why'd your show get canceled then hmmm?" |
| Doc Choc | (18:22:02): | Those Spigen wires are ones that go around your neck, not to the phone |
| Doc Choc | (18:22:27): | Larry Wilmore is a blight upon the human race |
| Shill Bill | (18:24:22): | Even better is that the wired headphones that now come with the new iPhone can't plug into the new MacBook pro. |
| Shill Bill | (18:24:43): | Because it has a headphone port, but the headphones are lightning |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:25:34): | Oh so it turns your headphones into a necklace like some sort of gay tech nerd? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:53:14): | Did you know Larry Wilmore did help with the early seasons of the office tho pete |
| Doc Choc | (19:12:37): | Don't do this to me brian |
| Doc Choc | (19:13:07): | The first 4 seasons of the office are all I have left |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:34:22): | I didn't know Brian and Josh made it into this book |
| Shill Bill | (20:35:45): | I didn't know you thought so little of me |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:44:53): | I dint know you benched so little |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:46:53): | Pete is my brotege. I am his brofessor. You and Brian are in BC times. Before curls |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:47:45): | Pete wants to bench 225. You and Brian want income equality. What's more important. |
| Doc Choc | (20:47:45): | I want you to follow me around the gym and just fire off one liners |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:55:04): | None |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:55:47): | I literately told a rep that a guy passing in the street needed to work on his delts |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:09:46): | If a girl on tinder says she doesn't drink. Do I respond. Or let he down gently |
| Doc Choc | (21:11:20): | Ask her what she thinks about amphetamines |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:13:02): | I really don't know what she does for fun |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:15:53): | Everything I hate |
| Shill Bill | (21:17:13): | Ask if she's a Bernie bro |
| Doc Choc | (21:25:58): | If you don't smoke blunts DELETE MY NUMBER |
| Doc Choc | (22:07:58): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA |
| Shill Bill | (22:11:03): | In what year is Jones expected to call on his supporters to drink the poison? |
| Thursday, 03 November 2016 |
| Doc Choc | (07:39:40): | They do have to go back to the mother ship soon |
| Doc Choc | (08:17:59): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PtPNl1VEg&feature=youtu.be |
| Doc Choc | (08:18:07): | Good Morning |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:29:01): | Josh, next halloween, wanna go as buff Mormons, we are the part of the Church of Iron, of LAT erday gainz and we preach the swoley bible |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:30:36): | we will cut off the sleeves of the shirts |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:30:49): | Pete and Brian you can come in on it too |
| Doc Choc | (10:49:04): | I will convert to the LDS Church for this costume |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:54:54): | You can have as many wives as you want, but never cheat on the bench |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:58:28): | you think the Gamer Tag MLG Mormon is taken? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:02:21): | Josh lori found you on okcupid and guess what it's a match! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:02:30): | None |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:02:57): | is that Alex form Highschool in hte bottom corner |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:03:01): | 84 that's a solid B |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:04:27): | Your sisters has a 83% match from a person from Staten Island |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:04:35): | i now hate her |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:04:50): | Worse, 84 with a J |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:04:57): | Oy vey |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:05:16): | Staten Island is worse then the Jews |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:05:24): | If hitler knew about Staten Island |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:05:31): | the war would have been different |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:07:32): | http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Dj+hitler+_b500af0641a2303d6337ebfad15e7a98.jpg |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:08:32): | https://therongolianstar.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/4cd01a4d57c2e-going_steady_with_hitler.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:23:08): | Well suck my dick and call me josef mengele, I'm going steady with Big H! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:40:49): | So the lawyer at the Department of Justice in charge of the Clinton email probe, Peter Kadzik, has a very close relationship with John Podesta. In May of 2015, Kadzik's son emailed John Podesta asking for a job opportunity in the Clinton campaign, which he replied he'd put PJ into the list of candidates. \xa0DNC Communications director now also reportedly saying back in 2015 that emailing that she'd "do anything to help Hillary win". \xa0Also this from 2014 - "We agreed that if she gets a significant primary challenger, we need to consider changing course and getting NY, NJ, and maybe others to move their dates earlier to give her hefty early wins." |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:40:57): | Whens the revolution happening fellas |
| Doc Choc | (11:50:19): | Better get used to it |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:51:12): | they better get used to these hands |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:51:19): | THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULDNT BE PRESIDENT, men can keep there murders and riggin in code |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:51:25): | use a cypher |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:51:32): | fuckin N00Bs |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:51:58): | but for reall this was the first election i paid attention too |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:52:11): | and bow howdy, that like your first movie is the room |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:52:45): | you picked the wrong election cycle to start voting |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:53:01): | Im Voting for Hambre |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:53:20): | he was too pure for this world |
| Doc Choc | (11:55:10): | Think I'm done with politics after the 8th lol |
| Doc Choc | (11:55:28): | This election has made me significantly dumber |
| Doc Choc | (11:55:40): | It's just two dirtbags accusing each other of rape |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:59:17): | this is only barely above an Xbox Live level of debate |
| Doc Choc | (12:17:26): | https://youtu.be/CMKlHdj-anU |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:24:49): | guys i got a new job |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:24:51): | at my old job |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:24:57): | remember how i was a book editor |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:25:04): | now im editing my bosses children story |
| Doc Choc | (12:29:56): | Your resume is going to look wild |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:34:04): | The Kid who cooked the books |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:37:53): | Also Amazon Prime said that American Mobster is moving onto their next round |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:38:07): | That they haven't forgotten about it, and it's still in the mix etc |
| Doc Choc | (12:50:49): | Goddamn |
| Doc Choc | (12:50:54): | We need to film something |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:23:18): | seriously |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:23:26): | he's working with disney on this children's book/movie/series too |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:23:34): | he got legit story board from them drawing his character |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:24:03): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:24:32): | this is what they did for him so far and what he's shown me |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:30:27): | thats pretty good |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:30:57): | yea it's a Disney employee who's drawing it it's super legit |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:31:04): | also how do you have a job? like how is his bussiness still vaiable |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:31:12): | oh my other boss |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:31:17): | he's the backbone tbh lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:31:29): | he is the Pence to the Trump |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:33:42): | lol my boss joe was talking about how you know Trump has the best people with the best intel and the onyl reason he's saying hillary is corrupt is because these smart people are telling him she is. I wonder if these geniuses also told him to do every other retarded thing he's done this election lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:51:04): | lets write a childerns book about underground sex slavery |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:51:39): | Timmy and Pricey Virgin |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:01:00): | hey marc who's that person who wants a cat |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:01:09): | let me know so I can drop one on their doorstep ring their bell and run away |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:17:41): | its someone my dad works with |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:17:48): | ill get you the info |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:31:29): | sweet thanks |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:31:42): | i won't stop bothering you about it either because my mom doesn't stop bothering me about it lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:32:34): | the cycle of pestering |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:32:52): | cat shit rolls own hill |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:32:57): | down* |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:42:04): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:45:38): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_z6RCm6uw |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:50:29): | actually a good cracked article |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:50:30): | http://www.cracked.com/article_23866_6-hilariously-uncomfortable-rants-dvd-commentaries.html |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:36:34): | https://i.reddituploads.com/3742aad84a034decb5f31522c030b833?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=4f8fc0076a6af17e8698175e6a1dd63e |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:37:05): | lol is this on a post about eric andre |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:37:24): | i love the eric andre show but it's not exactly high brow lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:41:41): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:48:17): | April 2020 were all taking a day off of work for this centuries great smoke fest lol |
| Doc Choc | (20:02:26): | I'm taking a month off |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:05:07): | #hotboxtheplanet will trend in April 2020 mark my words |
| Shill Bill | (20:18:12): | Rubio 2020 \nClear Vision for the Future |
| Shill Bill | (20:19:04): | You know whichever fuckwit politician that plays on the 2020 vision thing is gonna win their party's nomination |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:19:14): | Snoop lion 2020 a cloud to get lost in |
| Friday, 04 November 2016 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (07:19:56): | The now working theory on Clinton over at the_Donald is that there are alleged pedophile activities connected to Clinton/John Podesta and they used code in the emails |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (07:31:27): | https://i.sli.mg/TJ9dbO.png |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (07:31:47): | Tomorrow could be quite the day lol |
| Doc Choc | (07:45:30): | Is your source 4chan though |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:46:06): | I want to see this just explode. Both parties. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:46:25): | I want this to go down in history as the worst election in history. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:46:31): | And I was a part of it |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:11:01): | http://www.inquisitr.com/3676600/spirit-cooking-dinner-john-podestas-wikileaks-email-brings-evil-and-satanic-cult-buzz-to-hillary-clinton-graphic-video/ |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:11:18): | Alex Jones was right all along, the government is infiltrated with satanic pedophiles |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:27:08): | None |
| Shill Bill | (09:28:55): | Blue pill! Now I say! NOW! |
| Doc Choc | (09:39:54): | I knew it all along |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:40:30): | im reading articles on it now |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:40:33): | man i wish I was serf |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:40:35): | they had it set |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:42:28): | Slave is where it's at. Free Housing. Food. Picking cotton is great for the Lats. And if I work hard enough master will make me in charge. Middle management baby |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:43:19): | That's why Adam Smith advocated for wage labor over slavery. Those slaves had it made - the master had to provide food shelter healthcare. \xa0Wage laboreres had to pay for their own expenses. \xa0I wish I had a master to take care of me \ufffd |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:43:43): | The quarter back |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:44:00): | ? |
| Shill Bill | (09:44:21): | Founder of capitalism |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:44:30): | The Poppa of the C word |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:44:49): | No I'm pretty sure he is the Quarterback of the Chiefs. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:45:38): | Listen you commies. Learn American sports. Like football and spousal abuse |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:45:48): | You think if some other country ever invaded and took over america, they'd have a sport team called the North Region Marines? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:46:04): | I hope so |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:46:10): | It's for the culture |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:49:47): | https://streamable.com/q3s2 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:50:07): | excerpt from Michael Moores new doc Trumpland |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:50:12): | he's predicting a trump win |
| Doc Choc | (10:53:40): | He has like 30% now lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:54:26): | if any more FBI shit actually DOES happen tomorrow |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:54:30): | wew lad |
| Doc Choc | (10:56:42): | obama will just pardon her before he leaves |
| Doc Choc | (10:56:46): | like ever POTUS |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:57:41): | I think that would look like an admission and definitely would not help her numbers |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:57:50): | at least she'd stay out of prison i guess for her sake lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:30:15): | So I'm at the airport and there was a MAGA hat on an old guy and some very Muslim people. Nothing happened. Exchanged pleasantries and went there ways. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:30:58): | then he wrote in his tumblr "fucking muslims taking my jobs" |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:00:08): | Strength comes from how much you lift. Fucking bitches and word porn |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:40:17): | who wants to start a new country with me |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:40:19): | im tired of this one |
| Shill Bill | (13:41:57): | None |
| Shill Bill | (13:42:16): | Karabinchakistan |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:42:28): | im thinking one of the people, by the people, for the people |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:42:31): | i shotty king slot |
| Doc Choc | (13:51:05): | Karabinchakistan sounds oddly convincing as a name |
| Shill Bill | (13:51:44): | Steve is the first enemy of the state |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:51:50): | None |
| Shill Bill | (13:52:02): | He's gone rogue before the foundation has even been laid |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:52:03): | This country in Risk, my uncle used to call Karabinchakland lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:52:27): | Steve is the Bitcoin Czar |
| Shill Bill | (13:52:41): | Lord of Coin |
| Shill Bill | (13:54:16): | Two of Christie's henchman were just convicted on 7 felony charges, each |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:54:32): | HA guess that mistrial attempt didn't work eh |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:54:35): | good fuck em |
| Shill Bill | (13:55:00): | Remember, you voted for him |
| Shill Bill | (13:55:43): | Also, Intel community reporting possible terrorist attacks on Monday in VA, Texas, and NY |
| Shill Bill | (13:56:00): | By Al Qaeda |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:57:14): | those guys are still around huh |
| Shill Bill | (13:58:05): | Yeah. They're the reasonable terrorists that don't believe in murdering fellow Muslims. Not like those savages in ISIS |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:59:48): | oh you mean Hillary's terrorist group |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:01:19): | regarding christie, he's spent 11 million of tax payer dollars on lawyers fighting/investigating this so far |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:02:01): | at $650 the rate for a good attorney, and working full time, thats 8.1 full years of man hours on this case |
| Shill Bill | (14:05:43): | He'll probably go to prison too |
| Doc Choc | (14:17:30): | Prison is good |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:18:22): | -Steve, BittyCoin Czar |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:44:15): | So Rutgers be stabbing |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:44:25): | yeat |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:44:30): | those streets don't play |
| Doc Choc | (15:44:57): | What happened |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:45:14): | 5 people stabbed |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:45:25): | god damn didn't realize it was that many |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:45:41): | Suspect in custody |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:46:25): | Also being in a swing state during the election is magical |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:46:32): | Ever other add is political |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:47:26): | Ads Rule Everything Around Me |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:47:33): | How are the trump ads |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:47:37): | are they attack ads |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:48:26): | Both are |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:49:09): | None |
| Shill Bill | (15:50:30): | See BUTTS on page 4. Lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:57:16): | The trump ads are\nAmazing |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:57:22): | And really well put together |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:57:37): | i want to see them lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:58:02): | i saw the one that's just a bunch of buzzwords video of trump walking like he means business but that's it |
| Shill Bill | (15:58:35): | More prosperous |
| Shill Bill | (15:58:38): | Strong |
| Shill Bill | (15:58:45): | Trump |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:58:48): | Leadership |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:58:49): | ISIS! |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:58:52): | Coal |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:07:17): | Lol it said people are looking for The Dick Butt Vandal |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:08:39): | Trump has bought 2 minute ads in NFL football. That has to be over a\nMillion dollars for that 1 spot |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:11:31): | A 2 minute spot during the preshow of the first debate in CNN was 80K for just that. |
| Doc Choc | (17:12:20): | I saw a lot of political ads during game 7 on Monday |
| Doc Choc | (17:12:25): | Must have cost a fortune |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:12:33): | Huge |
| Saturday, 05 November 2016 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:59:27): | Marc I changed my view on NPR, you were right it's liberal af |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:02:34): | Also I had a dream trump won lol what's wrong with me |
| Doc Choc | (09:02:54): | You're turning into my mom |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:10:11): | Just make sure your home for dinner I'm making a roast |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:23:19): | Everything has a biased. Plus group funded things outside of religious things are mainly left. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:24:01): | Also who wants to motor boat megyn Kelly's titties |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:31:35): | Also it's sam Barfbeitos birthday today |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:32:16): | She was born? I figured her parents accidentally made a pentagram and she showed up |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:58:59): | I was thinking in a test tube like Sephiroth in FF7 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:59:03): | Just definitely not by normal means |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:01:43): | You guys hear about Rudy Guiliani said the FBI leaked info to the RNC about Clinton, now the Democrats are calling for an investigation. Also it turned out the emails on Huma's laptop relating to Hillary's tenure as SoS are NOT duplicates and have not been seen before by the FBI. \xa0And the election is in 3 days. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:02:21): | This is like some shitty prime time political show that tries to cram as much drama in one hour as possible |
| Shill Bill | (10:30:50): | There was also allegedly a bug in DNC HQ in Washington DC. Some kind of radio transmitter |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:32:59): | Jesus christ lol |
| Shill Bill | (10:33:36): | Some Watergate shit |
| Shill Bill | (10:34:08): | But DNC could be lying. FBI said they never reported it, DNC said they did |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:47:44): | Holy shit I always suspected steve was a sovereign citizen person lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:47:45): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:48:22): | None |
| Doc Choc | (11:51:00): | Just waiting for the video of him open carrying at a Walmart |
| Shill Bill | (13:26:06): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:26:37): | Never gets old lol |
| Shill Bill | (13:26:59): | TIL Hillary doesn't know how to use a desktop computer |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:29:06): | What happened |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:29:17): | Does she yell at it "computer go to email!" |
| Shill Bill | (13:29:32): | No. She literally just never learned how. |
| Shill Bill | (13:30:07): | I'm not exaggerating. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:30:15): | Elaborate |
| Shill Bill | (13:30:52): | That's according to multiple FBI sworn testimonies. She just never learned |
| Shill Bill | (13:33:15): | That's likely the reason she set up the server in the first place. The only computer she ever learned to use was an antiquated blackberry. Her staff had to rig the private system so that she could still use the blackberry. Staff had to purchase old obsolete blackberry on Amazon or eBay just so she could continue to use her blackberry. |
| Shill Bill | (13:35:18): | In 92 when internet was just starting, she was first lady. Never had to learn to use computer or internet. 8 years pass in white house. She's behind the fucking curve. Never bothered to learn when she got out. Not even when senator |
| Shill Bill | (13:36:38): | So while she may have tried to skirt public scrutiny with private server, the most likely reason she setup private server is some Veep level shit. She just don't know how to use a computer |
| Shill Bill | (13:37:52): | Apparently it's all clear as day in public report from FBI. 270 pages or something. |
| Shill Bill | (13:38:00): | You can download it if you want |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:41:06): | We live in the dumbest timeline |
| Sunday, 06 November 2016 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (08:21:00): | None |
| Doc Choc | (08:23:00): | When I clicked this picture to read the caption, I accidentally swiped right and this came up. It's a sign |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:32:53): | So two new conspiracy theories today, Clinton/Podesta/DNC have a pedophile ring going on that uses a few pizza restuarnats who's symbols are listed as "pedophile symbols" according to a FBI document. Second one is that guy who went nuts at Trump rally and yelled he had a gun is actually a DNC plant and has been found in the files of the Wikileak Podesta emails. \xa02 more days till election. \xa0Wonder what tomorrow will bring lol |
| Shill Bill | (11:15:24): | So are we headed to Brian's lake house on Wednesday? Piccatiny Arsenal is on the way. Best to beat the crowds into the woods before the war starts |
| Shill Bill | (11:34:37): | O and Pete. I remember the absolute weirdest thing Trump has done this election season: He got into a fight with the Pope. |
| Doc Choc | (12:27:12): | Oh yeah, that was a weird one |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:25:55): | I sat across from the dude who plays dare devil |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:26:03): | In the airport. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:27:10): | Also the dude siting next to me in the plane gave me the dirtiest look. I'm big but not you feel uncomfortable on a plan with me big |
| Shill Bill | (18:27:53): | Where you going? |
| Shill Bill | (18:28:18): | Also, throw something at daredevil. See if his powers are real |
| Doc Choc | (18:29:27): | Did you really see the dare devil guy |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:39:04): | Yea. People took pictures with him |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:39:56): | His buddy was looking over some comics that I think is the source material for the Defenders |
| Shill Bill | (19:40:49): | Wonder if they'll tie in the punisher to that series |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:41:08): | I think they are |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:41:15): | I talked to him about shoes |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:41:20): | Really British |
| Shill Bill | (20:00:52): | Check out @Snowden's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/795424579715940352?s=09 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:03:25): | Honestly Snowden is an American hero |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:03:54): | And now I'm going to randomly selected for security screenings |
| Doc Choc | (20:04:32): | RIP |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:08:42): | Pete. If I have any say in your wedding it's don't do the seating they did at this wedding |
| Doc Choc | (20:27:04): | What did they have? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:29:00): | They had a iso sweetheart table. But i was super far away from everything. And then they split up the bridal party to different tables. Like some were at ours. Some at 9 some 11 |
| Doc Choc | (20:30:01): | We are going to do the sweatheart table but that's it. not going to separate the bridal parties because that really sucks |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:30:34): | Well it will be nice. Me and you at the table |
| Doc Choc | (20:33:17): | Honestly I was thinking more like you and my dad |
| Doc Choc | (20:33:35): | He says he wants to talk to a real man at the wedding |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:33:39): | I'd love to have a cold one with that dad |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:34:01): | That's dad talk for beer |
| Doc Choc | (20:34:28): | And by beer they always mean Sam Adams Boston lager |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:04:24): | This is some next level stupid |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:07:37): | Also a girl on tinder just said "I don't want to be rude but why did you message me" bitch we matched the fuck you mean |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:22:53): | None |
| Doc Choc | (21:23:47): | She does make a good point but she underestimates the appeal of boob pics |
| Shill Bill | (22:58:24): | https://youtu.be/Taq60Vs-s-g |
| Doc Choc | (23:46:30): | The renaissance, the enlightenment, the industrial revolution, and all of humanity's 200,000 years of evolution has culminated in this |
| Shill Bill | (23:55:36): | I asked myself, "is this heaven or hell?" \n\nStrikingly, the first commenter on the video asked of himself the very same thing. Personally, I think it could've used more ranch. |
| Doc Choc | (23:57:20): | bird up |
| Monday, 07 November 2016 |
| Doc Choc | (00:26:09): | https://youtu.be/pbnJFQ5pnog |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:57:05): | There's gritty Flintstone comics |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:57:07): | https://i.imgur.com/Umh2gub.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:57:33): | https://i.imgur.com/uKTjgmI.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:00:03): | Fred defending caveman gay marriage |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:00:05): | http://m.imgur.com/gallery/1sb55 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:01:37): | http://m.imgur.com/W6vrWcR?r |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:01:48): | Ok I'm done this comic is too real and depressing lol |
| Doc Choc | (09:17:53): | These are great |
| Doc Choc | (09:18:00): | Yabba dabba don't |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:18:14): | Yabba dabba deep |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:18:25): | Actually they explain that too apparently it's a response to PTSD episodes lol |
| Doc Choc | (09:18:54): | Who makes this shit lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:19:23): | DC actually lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:19:59): | http://www.dccomics.com/comics/the-flintstones-2016/the-flintstones-1 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:22:53): | This is a comic you buy and keep for 50 years and sell since it will be super rare since no one bought it |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:26:22): | She went to New York. Now I have to find another job and burn the city to the ground to save those people from super aids. Remember me as a hero |
| Doc Choc | (09:40:40): | I fully enjoy getting notifications on my phone from Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:27:02): | Marc you take any supplements for working out? just protein powder and creatine I assume? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:27:29): | I'm cutting so no protein at the moment. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:27:38): | But if you want a pre work out |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:27:49): | Maybe I'll try those steroids I've been hearing so much about |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:28:09): | so just protein creatine and a preworkout? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:28:16): | well for someone like me |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:28:16): | I used to take a pre work out that was just plant matter |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:28:28): | Yea if you want you can do fish oil pills |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:28:31): | That helps |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:28:35): | yea I had used jack3d before and i felt like my heart was gonna xplode |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:28:43): | good to know |
| Shill Bill | (11:22:41): | I need you guys to know something |
| Shill Bill | (11:22:47): | Jews really do run the media |
| Shill Bill | (11:23:31): | Think about it. There's only 14 million of us. But how many of us do you know by name? |
| Shill Bill | (11:24:25): | Spielberg. Sandler. Natalie portman. Ivanka Trump. Harvey weinstein. Einstein. |
| Shill Bill | (11:24:56): | I needed to get that off my chest. It's really been weighing heavy on me. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:27:48): | It's alright |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:27:50): | We've known all along |
| Shill Bill | (11:28:48): | Is Springsteen a Jew? |
| Shill Bill | (11:28:57): | We know Bloomberg is |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:29:35): | He probably is if I had to guess |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:55:05): | When do the polls open tomorrow |
| Shill Bill | (11:56:07): | 6am. Close at 8 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:59:18): | Okay. I'll have to go early |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:12:12): | https://streamable.com/6dnn |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:13:05): | When Mr K wins. I'm not paying taxes |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:13:37): | apparently an attack ad robo call went out about my dad recently |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:13:43): | did you guys recieve it? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:14:17): | Not that I saw |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:14:23): | What did your dad do |
| Doc Choc | (13:15:22): | Robert Karabinchak says he cares about families, but did you know his son Steve runs a fraudulent Amazon gift card / college / sneaker whole seller / survivalist bunker out of his house? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:16:03): | It was about him voting for the gas tax |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:18:18): | Your dad voted for the gas tax. Well I have no strong opinions on that |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:18:28): | But I will vote now on prop 1 and 2 |
| Shill Bill | (13:18:45): | I'm voting no on new casino |
| Shill Bill | (13:19:49): | Yes on appropriating all money collected from gas tax to go to transportation trust fund. Makes sense |
| Shill Bill | (13:20:11): | Like weed tax money going to education only in Colorado |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:20:21): | I'm fine with that |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:20:24): | It's the fine print |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:20:45): | It also gives the state to borrow unlimited funds to pay for roads |
| Shill Bill | (13:20:52): | Read the fine print on casino shit on ballotopedia |
| Shill Bill | (13:20:58): | It's ridiculous |
| Doc Choc | (13:21:02): | Since Josh mentioned it, what do you guys all think about the casinos |
| Doc Choc | (13:21:12): | Y/N? |
| Shill Bill | (13:21:16): | No |
| Doc Choc | (13:21:28): | Why not |
| Shill Bill | (13:21:28): | Current casino owners have first dibs on new casinos |
| Doc Choc | (13:21:32): | I haven't read about it |
| Shill Bill | (13:22:01): | And why the fuck do we need more. They make their money on poor people and the elderly |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:22:36): | I agree |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:22:40): | No on casinos |
| Shill Bill | (13:22:41): | And NJ was the first to legalize online gambling. Why should the taxpayer subsidize building new physical structures when they're unnecessary |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:23:47): | The state owes the borgata like 50 million in back taxes. And casinos in AC are closing left and right |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:23:52): | We don't need more |
| Shill Bill | (13:24:02): | And the YES proponents say in their ads, fuck NY and PA. They're stealing our money and jobs. That's a ridiculous argument |
| Shill Bill | (13:24:58): | It's a fucking bandaid argument. Let's stick it to the other states without trying to fix any actual problems |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:26:32): | Brian. Is your dad ever worried Steve is going to cost him an election |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:27:17): | You are a pot smoking socialist. And Lori is a cat hoarding cross fitter. And Steve is isteve |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:28:31): | I want Mr K to be president and Steve live in the basement of the White House trying to fuck with the survers. And trying to make deals with China |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:40:29): | I worried I'd cost him an election lol. He didn't want me replying to a letter to the editor before I think because my anti capitalist rhetoric wouldn't have looked good on him. \xa0Steve, steve would cost him an election in a different way |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:41:02): | "Rob, why is the laptop the state of NJ lent you currently running 100 tabs all with the title 'free survey gift prizes click now!'?" |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:41:26): | Edison did lend my dad a laptop and steve used it for click for cash bullshit, my dad was so pissed lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:42:00): | Rob why did you send an email saying all taxes are now in bitcoin and that we made Steve University the new state college |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:42:57): | NEW PLAN. WE MAKE STEVE RUN FOR OFFICE |
| Doc Choc | (13:43:42): | He's got my vote |
| Shill Bill | (13:43:57): | Steve's already said he's writing himself in |
| Shill Bill | (13:44:02): | I may do the same |
| Doc Choc | (13:45:18): | I thought he was a trumper |
| Shill Bill | (13:47:04): | Nope. He actually matched most closely with Bernie, but refused to consider him out of stubbornness |
| Shill Bill | (13:47:20): | So Steve is Steve's next best option |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:49:50): | If Steve matched with Bernie. Shouldn't you guess now reconsider Bernie. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:15:20): | Steve is an odd case |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:15:31): | occasionally he'll say something insightful that I completely 100% agree witha |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:16:02): | and other times I couldn't disagree with him more if I wanted to. he's truly an enigma. \xa0he's pretty hard to pin down ideologically |
| Shill Bill | (14:16:50): | He's like Ron Paul |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:19:17): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:19:20): | I can't take this pressure Bernie |
| Shill Bill | (14:20:23): | Pretty sure some kid from JP is running the dude's campaign in Union county for which Bernie just emailed us about |
| Shill Bill | (14:20:45): | He's a gay Jew |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:21:42): | Which one? You know what year he graduate? |
| Shill Bill | (14:22:08): | Josh Levine. '08 |
| Shill Bill | (14:23:28): | Saw on LinkedIn a few weeks ago. So I could be mistaken. Haven't really double checked |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:25:20): | http://www.politicususa.com/2016/10/13/chris-christie-facing-10-years-prison-summons-issued-misconduct-office.html |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (14:46:30): | I hope our jelly donut of a governor gets eaten up by the justice system |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:30:20): | He can't go to jail. I can't afford taxes to feed that fuck. At least if he is elected we can kick him out |
| Shill Bill | (15:30:57): | He can't run again |
| Shill Bill | (15:31:21): | Electorally or on his feet |
| Shill Bill | (15:32:24): | He could run again in 2121 though |
| Shill Bill | (15:32:30): | 2021* |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:16:37): | So what is a sovereign citizen. And what are there 30,000 videos of them being assholes to cops |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (18:17:17): | Oh its awesome you have all the rights of s citizen but don't have to follow any of the laws |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:19:57): | I feel like that's not right |
| Doc Choc | (18:33:01): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:21:41): | Wednesday I need all my weed stuff outta my house. Tuesday or Wednesday you guys want to smoke and watch a shitty movie before I do? |
| Doc Choc | (19:22:27): | Abso fuckin lootly |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:27:51): | We just need a shitty movie and shitty food to go with it. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:28:07): | I haven't had Thai food in a while |
| Shill Bill | (19:28:22): | What's Wednesday |
| Shill Bill | (19:30:10): | Also, town council meetings are a wasteland. There was only 6 other citizens. Everyone else has to be there. I'm stirring up some shit in two weeks |
| Doc Choc | (19:30:51): | I'm down to get dumb and eat garbage and watch movies, I feel like I have spent too long being an afult |
| Doc Choc | (19:30:58): | And what are you cooking up Josh |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:32:45): | I'm the words of Abe Lincoln. Where the weed at |
| Shill Bill | (19:33:10): | Your can say whatever you want. It's great |
| Shill Bill | (19:33:20): | So long as it's apolitical |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:37:34): | What shit are you going to stir up lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:37:58): | And Wednesday is just when I gotta be real adult and start studying for my piss exam |
| Shill Bill | (19:40:39): | I'm not actually gonna cause problems. But council meetings are sweet |
| Shill Bill | (19:43:04): | It's also crazy that in a town of +100,000 that I was one of 7 people in attendance |
| Doc Choc | (19:46:50): | Aka you can run the town |
| Shill Bill | (19:49:24): | Everyone wants to know about street sweeping, leaves, and snow plows |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:49:42): | Anyone got a vap I can borrow and weed o can buy. I want to be high when I go to cats |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:50:01): | I can introduce you to my guy, he lives on my street |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:50:17): | It's been super convenient lol |
| Doc Choc | (19:50:26): | Let's buy him out |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:51:15): | Is it josh. Is Josh the guy |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:51:36): | Josh wishes |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:51:44): | He'd be a richer man because of me |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:52:43): | I can smell a sting |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:34:30): | I've been employing the "fuck defending I'll just score more than you" method in fifa |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:35:15): | None |
| Shill Bill | (21:36:20): | Doing the Webb Street Warriors good |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:43:51): | This is for you gary |
| Tuesday, 08 November 2016 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:13:03): | My mom just told me that they wouldn't let me vote with a hat on. Not like you have to take it off. Like if I show up with a hat on they will turn me away and I can't vote |
| Doc Choc | (07:13:34): | Love Trumps Hat |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:22:57): | I'm trying to make America SWOLE again |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:44:55): | Well I voted for the first time |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (07:46:47): | For a dude that stuck his tongue out during an interview |
| Shill Bill | (07:47:42): | I'm proud of you |
| Shill Bill | (07:48:09): | You wasted your vote, just like Brian and I plan to do. |
| Shill Bill | (07:51:36): | \u201cWhy Voting For Hillary Is Morally Untenable\u201d @mtracey https://medium.com/@mtracey/why-voting-for-hillary-is-morally-untenable-be4d9fe330ac |
| Shill Bill | (07:51:46): | This was a good read |
| Doc Choc | (07:56:28): | OK but one of the two people has to win |
| Doc Choc | (07:56:46): | And until we have election reform, this system is designed around two parties |
| Doc Choc | (07:57:07): | At the very least, vote for Hillary to keep Mike pence from running the Senate |
| Shill Bill | (07:57:11): | Yup |
| Shill Bill | (07:57:14): | Nope |
| Shill Bill | (07:58:05): | VP don't actually run anything legislatively. Just tie breaking votes. |
| Shill Bill | (07:58:25): | Had I lived in PA, I probably would vote for Hillary |
| Shill Bill | (07:58:59): | But the nature of the electoral college system makes our votes in NJ negligible |
| Doc Choc | (07:59:35): | Might as well enjoy the illusion of democracy while we still can |
| Doc Choc | (08:00:00): | I'm between Clinton and Johnson at this point, will decide while I'm at work |
| Doc Choc | (08:00:06): | Either way it's bullshit |
| Shill Bill | (08:04:08): | I'm actually hoping the race is super close and that Evan McMullin wins Utah. I'd love to see the clusterfuck that would ensue if it went to Congress |
| Doc Choc | (08:33:58): | That article was a good read btw |
| Doc Choc | (08:34:25): | I understand war is inevitable but I can't support a candidate who so brazenly supports it like with that no fly zone |
| Doc Choc | (08:34:47): | How did democrats become neo cons |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:35:24): | They've been shifting to the right for years now |
| Shill Bill | (08:36:08): | We've had a war economy since the 40s |
| Doc Choc | (08:36:37): | Save us Bernie |
| Shill Bill | (08:36:46): | It's inevitable that any party operating on the federal level necessarily be in favor of massive defense spending |
| Doc Choc | (08:36:52): | You were too pure for this earth |
| Shill Bill | (08:37:38): | Chomsky notes that when Reagan slowed spending in the 80s ever so slightly, the economy took a notable tick down |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (08:38:33): | This country runs on war, hoo rah |
| Shill Bill | (08:39:33): | That's probably the biggest gripe GOP has with libertarians. That they're non-interventionists |
| Shill Bill | (08:40:01): | Cause they love libertarian economics |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:08:25): | I support the war until we either end up as Marcus Phoniex or Master Chief. I'm tired of bitch as normal soldiers. |
| Doc Choc | (09:12:19): | Im deciding if I'd rather live in a halo or gears world now |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:20:37): | Gears Muscles Halo Tech UnCharted Physics, Tomb Radier Booty |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (09:41:54): | I want your Dads compain slogan to be "Liars Die and Snitches get Stiches |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:49:59): | Damn marc I want to live in that tomb raider booty world |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:50:15): | https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14900379_10157591447710532_7659633952206073450_n.jpg?oh=7a6b177b513bf362e69f54304099cb8b&oe=58C6DA01 |
| Doc Choc | (09:51:27): | Oh you |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:51:51): | https://i.imgur.com/HEpI2uW.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:52:39): | https://i.imgur.com/Urc1hWR.jpg |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (09:53:26): | That's your dose of full communism for today lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:05:12): | and to retort |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:05:14): | http://img.memecdn.com/i-like-titles_o_831947.jpg |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:05:48): | this time the Zuck Cucked you |
| Doc Choc | (10:15:29): | just wait until you realize the true beauty of living in public housing on a fixed income |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:25:31): | Look I just want to get my bread in line and be left alone |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:29:29): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN5EZwanClY |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:30:17): | Also Brian how do you hate Capitalism, you literally own fat cats |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:30:47): | like 45 cats |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:30:49): | Cats are libertarians, completely dependent on others but fully convinced of their independence |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:31:25): | Dogs are social media whores trying tyo get there ex back, they wanty attention and love |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:31:30): | Cats are neck beards |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (10:31:45): | they live in the basement, shit in a box and say they are the best |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:35:21): | MOM! MORE FISH STICKS |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:35:42): | God I wish government didn't tax me then I'd really be successful |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (10:39:15): | For real though grey poupon is great mustard |
| Doc Choc | (10:43:03): | More like GAY poupon |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:14:11): | https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/11/explaining-it-all |
| Shill Bill | (11:14:48): | They railed on vox pretty hard in this article if I'm not mistaken |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:17:32): | Oh they really did. It's like they said what we were all thinking! |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:23:11): | damn |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:23:33): | they swung hard and hit Vox right in the non gender\xa0estalished\xa0gentials |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:27:11): | There'd nothing worse than liberal smugness |
| Doc Choc | (11:27:40): | against my better judgment i kind of like vox sometimes |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:28:05): | Pete did you vote yet? |
| Doc Choc | (11:28:47): | no i will do it after work |
| Doc Choc | (11:28:52): | i live right by a voting place |
| Shill Bill | (11:29:49): | Vox actually produced a good video about the prevalence of grey poupon references in hip hop. Their music analysis stuff is good cause it's apolitical |
| Shill Bill | (11:30:31): | And their policy podcast is well produced, if you know how to look past their blatant biases |
| Doc Choc | (11:30:37): | their youtube channel is quality as well |
| Shill Bill | (11:30:54): | Yeah. Just have to know what to filter out mentally |
| Doc Choc | (11:35:20): | but then i get conflicted that maybe there are people that know more than me about certain issues lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:36:13): | Well if it makes you feel better most a lot of vox is written by a undergrad in philosophy on topics he is not an expert in lol |
| Doc Choc | (11:37:29): | there are topics that philosophy undergrads arent experts in? |
| Doc Choc | (11:37:39): | i thought they had it all figured out, man |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:40:17): | Just saying you shouldn't necessarily trust voxs take lol. He's also kind of a contrarian for contrarian sake. |
| Shill Bill | (11:43:11): | Also worth noting that NBC owns like a 20% stake in the company |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:43:40): | And NBC is a shill we all know it |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:43:45): | Matt Lauers a cuck |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:45:09): | Apparently when Matt Lauer interviewed trump and Clinton that time, he asked clinton a question that wasn't in the prep questions and afterwards she was pissed lol |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:48:56): | I feel like hilary is a terrible person |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:49:00): | like to her core |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (11:49:16): | and bill married her since he could bang bimbos and she not acre |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (11:49:27): | Trumps a bad person cause he's a moron. Hillary is a bad person because she chose to be. |
| Doc Choc | (11:55:38): | so who do you trust for news |
| Doc Choc | (11:55:43): | or political commentary |
| Shill Bill | (11:56:17): | The Intercept |
| Shill Bill | (11:57:09): | NPR |
| Shill Bill | (11:57:48): | WSJ for business info because their reporting be accurate because otherwise people lose money. That'd be a no no |
| Shill Bill | (11:59:35): | You just have to know how to parse out journalists from columnists. And if someone says they're not biased, they're lying. Journalists open about their biases are infinitely more trustworthy in my opinion |
| Doc Choc | (12:01:32): | i think a lot of people use statistics though to give the false sense of legitimacy |
| Doc Choc | (12:01:52): | sometimes it catches me off guard |
| Shill Bill | (12:02:09): | Well yeah, you can fudge numbers to work in favor of your own argument |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:02:13): | I trust WSJ and the economist for numbers but their opinions and articles can be super conservative |
| Shill Bill | (12:02:36): | \u201cThe Trump Purge\u201d https://doing.biz/the-trump-purge-fcfbabe62fee |
| Doc Choc | (12:02:37): | not even fudging numbers, just presenting them in such a way to make them prove something else |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:02:40): | And yea there's a joke about it actually |
| Shill Bill | (12:03:09): | Like I used real numbers to make a whack ass argument |
| Doc Choc | (12:03:30): | Exactly |
| Doc Choc | (12:03:36): | now imagine if you tried to present that more seriously |
| Doc Choc | (12:04:03): | and with smartphones and stuff, data is ubiquitous but our ability to critically interpret it is still very low IMO |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:05:19): | A job interviewer is interviewing a mathematician, an engineer, and a statistician for a job. The interviewer asks the mathematician what 2+2 is to which he answers 4. The engineer, when asked what 2+2 is said "let's call it 5 just to be safe". The statistician is asked what 2+2 is, to which he lowers the blinds and whispers "what do you want it to be?" |
| Doc Choc | (12:05:31): | lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:06:01): | It's a mistake high schools teach calc, they should teach statistics and probability imo. Much more real world application there. |
| Doc Choc | (12:06:33): | but you cant argue on stats alone |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:14:28): | I've used stats before for evil at my job |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:15:17): | My job is the embodiement of captlism |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:17:35): | What makes you say that |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (12:18:03): | Did your boss talk about exploiting the proletariat |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:19:05): | No but i work in adveritising, the engine of capitalism, |
| Shill Bill | (12:20:01): | Literally selling people to corporations |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (12:21:39): | well the middle man, the networks do trhat |
| Doc Choc | (12:48:54): | Do you guys think that all advertising is inherently bad |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:16:59): | no |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:17:06): | its what we do for life |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:17:42): | look at your tinder profile picture, its not you in the same pose and shit, you present the best stuff you have |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:19:05): | I mean that's kind of a lie right. Like large women who use the angles to look thin. That's evil. Ergo advertising is evil. Bam |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:19:40): | is lying evil |
| Doc Choc | (13:19:57): | it's not the fault of the fat women that your optics are so easily illusioned |
| Doc Choc | (13:20:11): | blame the refraction of light, not strategic selfies |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:20:19): | we all lie to protect peoples feelings, |
| Doc Choc | (13:20:22): | fuck as many obese women as possible |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:20:40): | to stop people from seeing you have more chins then a chinese phonebook |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:21:21): | that your butt hole un shaven looks like mess that proves God is real and he hates you |
| Doc Choc | (13:21:35): | to summarize, advertising |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:22:08): | thank you and id like to open the floor to questions |
| Doc Choc | (13:25:56): | yea i gots a question, how they be making them holes in the swiss cheese |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:26:35): | Real question, do you think advertising has gone too far with subversive techniques in the form of sponsored articles and similar forms? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:27:24): | Gnomes fuck the chees |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:28:46): | real answer no i do not also i know i am super baised on this |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:29:37): | Is there a next big thing in advertising? Like a new way it will be done that's catching on now? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:29:53): | no actually native ads were super old |
| Doc Choc | (13:30:02): | my money is on branded content |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:30:07): | they were the first form of TV ads |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:30:20): | Branded content and unzapables are whats going on |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:30:36): | Digital advertsing is going to have a big implusion soon |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:31:39): | Digital is the first form of advertsiering you can block by fire and forget |
| Doc Choc | (13:32:12): | i honestly think branded content is a little more honest than regular advertising too |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:33:51): | i did a whole powerpoint on Branded content and sponshorships |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:34:12): | i can send if it you want |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:34:20): | its a section of the bigger ppt |
| Shill Bill | (13:35:34): | O right. I wrote that sponsored content article for you |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:35:51): | yea |
| Shill Bill | (13:35:52): | Content sponsors must be content |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:35:55): | i used some of it |
| Shill Bill | (13:36:04): | Wait for real |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:36:12): | for ideas |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:36:31): | i didnt site you |
| Shill Bill | (13:36:36): | Fuck me. I'm a marketing maven |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:40:07): | id think youd like planning josh |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:40:21): | but i know you dont want a desk job |
| Shill Bill | (13:40:39): | Nope. Nor do I know what you mean by planning |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:40:52): | you plann the campaigns for the client |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:40:59): | you allocate all thay shit |
| Shill Bill | (13:41:35): | I'd probably wanna commit suicide after two months in advertising |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:42:05): | well that two more months then now isnt you sad depressed fuck |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:42:25): | do it |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:42:27): | you wont |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:42:53): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7UvijCCQAACGHR.jpg |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:42:59): | take the job |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:43:04): | become everything you hate |
| Shill Bill | (13:43:26): | I'm giving journalism serious consideration |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:43:27): | https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder726/500x/44872726.jpg |
| Doc Choc | (13:47:17): | i think youd be a good journalist |
| Doc Choc | (13:47:20): | start a serious blog |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:50:01): | then make it a full time gig |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:50:14): | have a staff |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:50:25): | become head of your own company |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:50:28): | take on advertsiers |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:50:31): | make money |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:50:35): | You mean coop |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:50:39): | no |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:50:46): | Josh will become a fat cat |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:50:47): | Oh yea ;) |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:51:02): | He's rejecting his Jewish desires |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:51:05): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IaVIRqHBM3k/hqdefault.jpg |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:51:09): | this will be Josh |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:51:16): | the fattest of cats |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (13:51:34): | I've heard of fat pussy but this is ridiculous! |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:51:42): | HE WILL RUN THE MEDIA, IT IS YOUR DESTINY, YOU KNOW IT BE TRUE |
| Shill Bill | (13:52:04): | I actually plan to start a real publication this week or next |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:52:18): | ill read it |
| Shill Bill | (13:53:31): | The councilwoman yesterday brought up corporate dormitories in Edison. I think it'd be interesting to investigate that further |
| Doc Choc | (13:53:44): | what is that |
| Shill Bill | (13:53:50): | Companies using homes as boarding houses |
| Shill Bill | (13:54:01): | Which it illegal |
| Doc Choc | (13:54:15): | is this to house all the injuns |
| Shill Bill | (13:54:16): | One house got cited $1500 twice in one week |
| Shill Bill | (13:54:24): | In all likelihood, yes |
| Doc Choc | (13:54:53): | honestly thats probably what happens when you have morre people than housing in north ed |
| Shill Bill | (13:54:55): | Specifically related to McMansions in Edison being used for this purpose |
| Doc Choc | (13:55:09): | my parents sold their house in one or two days iirc |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:58:42): | you sure its just not indian people living 100 in a house |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (13:58:49): | they do that |
| Shill Bill | (14:09:52): | Nah. Before I moved to Webb Street, my mom an I came across a "hotel" for workers off of woodland Ave |
| Doc Choc | (14:12:28): | every day is like a vacation when you live in a hotel |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:25:39): | http://static.tvgcdn.net/rovi/showcards/tvshow/194675/thumbs/16923447_1050x1400.jpg |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:27:29): | its teh third spin off |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:27:32): | suite life |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:27:36): | suite life on deck |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:27:47): | suite life: living with coworkers |
| Doc Choc | (14:30:04): | i miss the good old days when it was exciting to live in a hotel |
| Doc Choc | (14:30:09): | remember how great home alone 2 is |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:31:34): | http://media.breitbart.com/media/2015/12/Donald-Trump-in-Home-Alone-2-20th-Century-Fox-640x480.jpg |
| Doc Choc | (14:32:06): | goddamn |
| Doc Choc | (14:32:08): | it's come full circle |
| Doc Choc | (14:32:11): | MAGA MAGA MAGA |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:32:34): | All Roads end with Trump |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:33:07): | https://www.splcenter.org/sites/default/files/trump-angel-warrior-618x403_0.jpg |
| Doc Choc | (14:35:31): | damn, why cant trump have some good policies |
| Doc Choc | (14:35:40): | hes too memeable |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:35:43): | http://i.imgur.com/ITpByZo.jpg |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:42:27): | who ever wins |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:42:31): | im going to be sad |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:42:39): | even Gary Johnsons |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:53:22): | you know what did make me sad though today, when my sister and i went to vote and after we did it, said i voted for Johnson, she said good as long as i didnt vote for Trump. Everyone should not be judged by who they vote for if they think with an informed opinion that it would be the best country under them |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (14:53:49): | Everyone need to remember that tomorrow everyone goes back to normal for 4 years |
| Doc Choc | (14:54:44): | i think the media has done a pretty solid job of making trump seem like a racist rapist, and trump has done a pretty solid job of not doing anything to refute those claims |
| Doc Choc | (14:56:21): | i think this has been a watershed election in terms of how technology / information have affected an election |
| Doc Choc | (14:57:07): | the impact of stuff like clickbait articles, twitter, leaks etc cannot be downplayed |
| Doc Choc | (14:57:22): | especially since we havent seen this since the last major election in 08 |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:13:31): | Thr leaks have been the nest thing about this election tbh lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:17:51): | tfw the DNC wanted Trump to be the republican candidate |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (15:17:51): | https://i.sli.mg/sZJtMK.png |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:48:35): | my supervisor just said he would rather know what trump does with his money then waht hillary\xa0did with the email |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:48:49): | since trump not realsing taxes is way shadier |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (15:48:59): | lost a little respect for him |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:27:21): | http://i.imgur.com/aq8UCRI.jpg |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:28:10): | Donald and Hillary? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:31:53): | They were always meant to be together, the timing just never worked out \ufffd |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:31:59): | http://imgur.com/k3LcJCU |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:32:11): | confirmed reports of voting machines turning republican line votes into democrat line votes in PA |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:43:12): | i told a coworker about the this saying there was machines malfuntions |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:43:27): | he said If trump wins ill lose it |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:43:41): | and i said it turned repuibl.icans in democrat votes |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:43:47): | he said oh i dont care then |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:44:17): | the rules arent ment to be broken unless it helps your team win i guess |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:45:04): | that's american politics |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:47:19): | also nice switch catching him on his liberal hypocrisy |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:47:54): | i dislike trump as a person, i dislike Sanders on plicy and Shill Bot on both, but i would never condone cheating to win |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:47:58): | Bernie Got Fucled |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:48:00): | Fucked |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:48:05): | plan and simple |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:49:18): | http://i.imgur.com/MO3M9vV.gifv |
| Doc Choc | (16:56:17): | unrelated but Huffpost solves the shortage of women in STEM by changing it to STEAM |
| Doc Choc | (16:56:28): | Science Technology Engineering Arts Math |
| Doc Choc | (16:56:34): | http://archive.is/HdmmG |
| Doc Choc | (16:56:53): | what is even real anymore |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:58:23): | im going to populate mars guys, by counting the populations of Utah as well |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:58:30): | i did it |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (16:58:32): | yea me |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (16:59:33): | wouldn't STEAM just be every major then |
| Doc Choc | (17:03:20): | Yup lol |
| Shill Bill | (17:23:13): | I also posed something similar to Brian the other week in order to solve the gender wage gap. Just pay the men less. Easy |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:50:19): | http://www.tvovie.com/2016/11/man-tells-cops-they-cant-search-his.html |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:51:02): | BlueLivesMatter |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:51:17): | #Whitelivesmatter |
| Shill Bill | (17:51:56): | #BeardAndButter |
| Doc Choc | (17:52:54): | Time to Pokemon Go to the polls |
| Shill Bill | (17:53:37): | I haven't had a drop of hard liquor in months. I think I'm having scotch tonight. |
| Doc Choc | (17:53:53): | I will join you |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (17:54:15): | I havent had a drop of hard liquor in hours |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (17:54:16): | Vote 420 party |
| Shill Bill | (18:05:38): | You guys watching election results with us |
| Shill Bill | (18:05:52): | Who's calling out of work tomorrow |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:07:40): | i have way to much shit to call out |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:07:41): | but also |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:07:47): | when is weed day |
| Doc Choc | (18:09:42): | I didn't get a sticker \U0001f630 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:10:19): | http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eKVMQr_T_f8/T9f1vpJvxqI/AAAAAAAAAJI/7UHRh-HCcFA/s1600/QrSQr.jpg |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:10:22): | i didnt either |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:10:27): | no Stickers in NJ |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:10:44): | You vote as we are the shinning example of the best state in the Union |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (18:11:06): | also the state is broke as shit |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:04:57): | we're 16 billion in debta |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:05:05): | and we're about to borrow another 12 billion |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:06:12): | That is the worst man bun I have ever seen |
| Shill Bill | (19:06:13): | Woo. Let's build more casinos |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:06:33): | honestly thinking maybe we should have voted no on gas tax so they could use funds for the debt payments. my boss said something about that proposition, that the transportion trust fund then has discretion on who gets the money |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:07:06): | what municipalities, the parkway/turnpike, trains, etc so they still have discretion so it's not necessarily going to be fixing roads near you |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:07:11): | casino's passed? |
| Shill Bill | (19:08:26): | Polls close at 8. I was just saying that lets build casinos cause that's how we get out of debt |
| Shill Bill | (19:08:36): | Win the lotto |
| Shill Bill | (19:08:49): | And horse racing |
| Shill Bill | (19:08:53): | It only makes sense |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:09:47): | Has anyone given any of you guys shit for voting third party |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:09:49): | All I need is black jack and boomers |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:09:54): | Hookers |
| Doc Choc | (19:10:04): | My parents did |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:10:06): | Aww I wanted boomers |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:10:29): | BOOMERS. |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:10:44): | Lol ditto my mom did. Think my dad would have but he had to run to an election results showing thing |
| Shill Bill | (19:10:54): | Pete, your parents live in California. You should give them flack for having voted at all |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:11:32): | I don't think my parents know |
| Shill Bill | (19:11:37): | Trump won Indiana and Kentucky. Hillary took Vermont |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:11:49): | Did Vermont report in yet though |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:11:59): | Google just has it as null null |
| Shill Bill | (19:12:11): | Think I just heard it reported that way on NPR |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:12:11): | And saying she won |
| Shill Bill | (19:12:15): | Maybe I misheard |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:12:28): | None |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:12:30): | It's happening |
| Shill Bill | (19:12:33): | Nothing surprising though |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:12:35): | THEY WANT TO STUFFLE VERMONT |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:12:46): | Stop the Centipedes |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:12:54): | ALL HAIL TRUMP |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:12:55): | Btw what a dumb nickname to give yourself |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:13:37): | Trumps leading Florida |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:13:54): | None |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:14:00): | It's happening |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:14:07): | 59% to 30%, 139k votes trump 60k shill |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:14:30): | I'm exicited like someone just started the purge |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:14:50): | I'm anxious, scared, and kind of want to kill something |
| Doc Choc | (19:15:06): | That's the spirit! |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:15:55): | MAGA |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:16:07): | You voted johnson though right |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:16:17): | Yea |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:16:17): | Make America Smoke Weed Again |
| Doc Choc | (19:16:31): | Hell yea |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:16:55): | I want more the 2 parties in America |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:17:22): | You see him fake a heart attack during a debate when someone else said that when someone is high their chance of a heart attack increases by 5 times |
| Doc Choc | (19:18:57): | How can you not vote for that |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:19:04): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pzoJVnPblI |
| Doc Choc | (19:19:34): | Does the stoners code mean nothing to you |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:20:16): | The stoners code only has one rule |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:20:19): | Pass that shit |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:20:25): | Also no biting |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:28:31): | It's happening. I can't believe it |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:33:57): | If shill bot takes Florida. It's over right |
| Doc Choc | (19:35:49): | So where are you guys keeping track of who wins what? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:36:00): | Google |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:36:16): | Aka shill search engine |
| Shill Bill | (19:36:20): | Kinda. North Carolina and PA matter whole lot |
| Shill Bill | (19:36:30): | Use Washington post and nytimes |
| Shill Bill | (19:36:37): | They have great interactive maps |
| Shill Bill | (19:37:40): | You can dive deep into county by county data. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:38:34): | Josh. A woman called me thinking\nI was a realtor asking for an estimate for her house. You want to pretend to be him and fuck with them ? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:38:39): | I'm really curious how Edison voted |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:38:59): | At least 3 for Johnson |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:39:18): | Oh shit he's leading florida agian |
| Shill Bill | (19:39:20): | I'm good on being a realtor. I don't believe in land ownership |
| Shill Bill | (19:39:48): | Don't pay much attention to that unless Dade county has reported already |
| Shill Bill | (19:40:08): | Pan handle hasn't even closed polls yet |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (19:41:14): | What states does Trump need |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:41:28): | Every swing state |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:43:35): | Trump is winning in Ohio. Ohio has voted right for every president in like the last 12 elections |
| Doc Choc | (19:43:54): | i need to get out of this country asap |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:44:33): | I'm staying. Love it or hate it. I'm American. And I stand by it. Even if Bernie won. He would be my president |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:45:05): | Trump will be my president. Or Hilliard will be my president and lizard person |
| Shill Bill | (19:45:45): | Ohio reporting now but Trump NEEDS NC, Florida, Nevada |
| Shill Bill | (19:45:51): | NH |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:46:09): | Pete did you just make fun of Ross Zeller on Instagram? |
| Doc Choc | (19:46:23): | nah its an inside joke from HS |
| Shill Bill | (19:47:03): | And Colorado |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:47:53): | I think if he takes Penn he won't need NH |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:48:41): | How's your dad look Brian |
| Doc Choc | (19:49:21): | he's pretty handsome iirc |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:57:23): | Ohio now heavy shil bot. 54 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (19:57:38): | I think this might be the Centipedes final ride |
| Shill Bill | (19:59:57): | Still really early but all big money was on Hillary anyway. Not surprising |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:00:41): | Start playing 99 red balloons and get Trump and Pence to ride off into the sunset. "Donald. I always thought of you as my Gay Father" |
| Shill Bill | (20:00:47): | Shill just sweeped 8pm |
| Doc Choc | (20:04:34): | rip trump |
| Shill Bill | (20:06:30): | Florida still really close |
| Shill Bill | (20:06:58): | 50,000 votes |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:07:29): | Go peacefully into the night |
| Shill Bill | (20:07:49): | Peacefully. Right. Cause he's a graceful loser |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:08:03): | All he has after this is being super rich and a hot wife |
| Shill Bill | (20:08:15): | And daughter |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:08:30): | I can see her running |
| Doc Choc | (20:08:56): | I'd love to see her run... In slow motion |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:33:26): | Shil bot currently winning Texas |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:35:01): | I heard if hillary wins Texas will want to do a texit |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:35:30): | If Hillary wins Texas I'll buy you all a cup of coffee |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:35:36): | At a dinner |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:36:13): | Excludes any coffee over 10 dollars |
| Shill Bill | (20:38:57): | important to remember that when we ratified Texas joining the union, it became part of the constitution that Texas can split into 5 states, whenever they want. dont need congressional approval. Hillary winning Texas may be the tipping point for for Texans wanting to put that into play |
| Shill Bill | (20:39:20): | that would likely add 8 new GOP senators |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:39:24): | Oh I meant if Texas wins the entire election, Texas will consider a texit |
| Shill Bill | (20:39:29): | and 4 GOP governors |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:39:32): | I'd Clinton wins* |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:39:49): | God damn it you know what I mean lol |
| Shill Bill | (20:40:04): | well, texas adding 8 senators would be better than a texit politically for the GOP |
| Shill Bill | (20:40:11): | itd be an insurgency |
| Shill Bill | (20:40:29): | only way to conceivably combat would be to split Cali into 6 states |
| Shill Bill | (20:40:40): | which has been proposed within the last 4 years |
| Shill Bill | (20:40:51): | add 10 new Dem senators and 5 Dem governors |
| Shill Bill | (20:41:41): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_divisionism |
| Shill Bill | (20:41:45): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Californias |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:41:55): | What's so great about dumb old texas? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (20:45:58): | Make America Gears again |
| Doc Choc | (20:49:24): | why do politics always have to come down to Florida |
| Doc Choc | (20:49:27): | Florida is the India of the US |
| Doc Choc | (20:49:38): | it's old people and meth labs |
| Shill Bill | (20:50:07): | because its a rather large state (population-wise) with both urban and rural population centers |
| Shill Bill | (20:51:01): | Miami, tampa, orlando are all really dense and heavily DEM, while the rest of the state is straight GOP |
| Shill Bill | (20:51:31): | and the balance one another out, so its the fucking seesaw state |
| Shill Bill | (20:51:56): | you get more meth heads one year then jews and you set yourself up for a Trump win |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:51:57): | why do we still accept the electoral college lol |
| Doc Choc | (20:52:21): | because it works in the favor of the two parties doesnt it |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:52:47): | well yea definitely does |
| Shill Bill | (20:53:01): | because it makes it easier for the 2 parties to maintain power. it's much harder to actually campaign across all 50 states. Nixon tried, for some stupid reason. it fucked his campaign |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:53:29): | all our third party votes in a way don't count at all since our candidates will recieve 0 electoral votes. and that scares people away from voting third party, don't want to waste their vote. |
| Shill Bill | (20:54:01): | yup |
| Shill Bill | (20:54:50): | the presidential election is the closest thing this country has to national referendum (like Brexit) and it aint even close to an actual referendum |
| Shill Bill | (20:55:39): | speaking of referendums, cali may legalize ranch tonight. and CO may get single payer health care |
| Shill Bill | (20:55:45): | so it's not all bad tonight |
| Shill Bill | (20:57:06): | looks like Rob is winning in a landslide |
| Shill Bill | (20:57:24): | 55% to 45% |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (20:59:31): | Trump has cuaght up in ohio only 2k behind now |
| Shill Bill | (21:00:27): | jesus, trump is killing it in Ocean county NJ |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:01:25): | How is trump winning NJ 54 to 43 but still lost the state? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:01:35): | Google you fuckimg with me ? |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:02:00): | I was literally going to say the same thing |
| Shill Bill | (21:02:11): | it's cause the northern counties have not been tabulated yet |
| Shill Bill | (21:02:24): | and they're going Clinton for sure |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:02:35): | Still. Shouldn't it still be un won |
| Shill Bill | (21:02:45): | nah |
| Shill Bill | (21:04:16): | weed winning right now in Mass |
| Shill Bill | (21:05:02): | and maine |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:05:27): | what about single payer |
| Shill Bill | (21:06:00): | wont know for a few minutes |
| Shill Bill | (21:07:11): | im keeping an eye on NJ, Maine, Mass, Arizona, Nevada, and Cali for weed. Colorado for single payer. Utah for McMuffin |
| Shill Bill | (21:07:21): | NJ not for weed, but cause ya know, we live here |
| Doc Choc | (21:07:31): | waaaait weed was on the ballot for NJ? |
| Shill Bill | (21:08:01): | nah |
| Shill Bill | (21:08:13): | but Brian's dad is gonna pass that shit in the legislature |
| Shill Bill | (21:08:22): | cause im gonna lobby the shit out of him |
| Shill Bill | (21:09:18): | also, Marc, Essex county was just counted and Hillary skyrocketed to the lead in NJ |
| Doc Choc | (21:10:06): | thank god |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:16:31): | I just don't like saying it's won until it is |
| Doc Choc | (21:17:26): | this election makes me realize how many useless states are in this country |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:18:35): | Honestly NJ is a lot closer then I thought |
| Shill Bill | (21:20:13): | what's your weapon of choice for the start of the war? my dad has an axe in the garage that's pretty sweet. I also have a bat that I can drive some nails through. Zach said he's gonna cover himself in vasoline so people can't grab him easily, then carry a satchel of quality throwing-rocks |
| Doc Choc | (21:20:14): | it makes sense when you think about all the trump bumper stickers and shit you've seen |
| Shill Bill | (21:34:00): | so trump is winning virginia... |
| Shill Bill | (21:34:16): | 538 projected Hillary win 85% of the time |
| Doc Choc | (21:34:22): | hold me |
| Shill Bill | (21:34:45): | 90% reporting |
| Shill Bill | (21:35:03): | that may have been the unexpected flip that seals the deal for trump |
| Shill Bill | (21:36:48): | my mom is freaking the fuck out |
| Shill Bill | (21:36:53): | it's great |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:41:10): | what the fuck did i miss |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:41:17): | is trump actually doing this |
| Doc Choc | (21:41:20): | this is kind of scary though lol |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:42:10): | d |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:42:19): | Do you guys think Hillary even has a concession speech written lol |
| Doc Choc | (21:42:49): | I like to think that she just has a bomb vest on |
| Shill Bill | (21:44:30): | she does. they apparently wrote both last night |
| Shill Bill | (21:44:38): | but yeah, trump may actually win |
| Shill Bill | (21:44:59): | the dow futures are down 500 pts already |
| Shill Bill | (21:45:20): | if trump wins, the economy is gonna go into the tank overnight |
| Shill Bill | (21:45:50): | viva la revolucion |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:45:53): | i hope you took out your acorns |
| Shill Bill | (21:46:28): | i didnt |
| Shill Bill | (21:46:38): | i was gambling on a hillary win |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:46:53): | i was gonna send you a pic earlier |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:47:05): | the stock market without fail has dropped the day after an eelction no matter what |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:47:20): | since the 70s |
| Shill Bill | (21:48:10): | what if Putin really did rig the election in trump;s favor |
| Shill Bill | (21:48:26): | either way, a trump win would be utterly absurd |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:48:45): | We are living in the timeline of meme dreams |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:49:42): | WE WILL TAKE BACK THE EARTH FROM THE LIZARD PEOPLE. THATS WHY WE HAVE GLOBAL WARMING. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:50:31): | You know what's sad. No matter what I say to joke about this. We all fucked no matter what |
| Shill Bill | (21:50:34): | we shall shed our skins and welcome the blaze |
| Shill Bill | (21:50:47): | anyone checking in on the_donald? |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:50:49): | But guys. Trump wins. Lena Dunham leaves\n |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:50:59): | Soooo MAGA mother fuckers |
| Doc Choc | (21:51:55): | Amy Schumer said that too |
| Shill Bill | (21:52:41): | increase the density of sexy ladies |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:52:51): | So I feel like we might get a silver lining |
| Shill Bill | (21:53:36): | mexican peso took sharp decline at 8PM |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:53:39): | We get rid of those two. And we raise up the hotness scale a few decimals for the average American women |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:53:51): | Also tumblr would exploded. |
| Doc Choc | (21:54:25): | \\ |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:54:58): | I expected it |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (21:54:59): | I told you nate silver was a math cuck |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:56:16): | I have no idea why. But I keep watching sovereign citizens being assholes. |
| Shill Bill | (21:56:46): | come tomorrow morning, maybe you'll wanna hop on their bandwagon |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:57:10): | Like who thinks this a real thing. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (21:58:04): | I'm only in one wagon 'Murica |
| Doc Choc | (22:04:45): | Make America Great Again Boys |
| Shill Bill | (22:33:37): | 55% |
| Shill Bill | (22:33:39): | 538 has trump with better odds |
| Shill Bill | (22:36:35): | clinton won virginia |
| Shill Bill | (22:36:53): | shes's at 52% now |
| Shill Bill | (22:39:28): | you guys |
| Doc Choc | (22:40:10): | this is a rollercoastser |
| Doc Choc | (22:43:18): | what is the evangelical version of the islamic revolution, because thats what is happening in the US |
| Shill Bill | (23:01:36): | 2% chance that no one hits 270 |
| Shill Bill | (23:02:00): | None |
| Shill Bill | (23:02:22): | McMuffin 2016 |
| Shill Bill | (23:06:45): | marc, it's literally roulette odds. Trump is red. Shill black. no 270 is 00 and 0 |
| Shill Bill | (23:10:07): | Trump at 61% |
| Shill Bill | (23:10:18): | its happening |
| Doc Choc | (23:11:57): | what are the big states to watch now? |
| Shill Bill | (23:12:27): | wisconsin, michigan, penn |
| Shill Bill | (23:12:38): | shes likely gonna lose the first two |
| Doc Choc | (23:12:55): | my brother says it comes down to her holding down PA and Michigan |
| Shill Bill | (23:15:20): | michigan dont look good |
| Doc Choc | (23:15:52): | No it does not |
| Shill Bill | (23:22:11): | weed is legal in Cali |
| Shill Bill | (23:22:42): | pete's gonna me visiting his parents more often |
| Doc Choc | (23:25:32): | HELL |
| Doc Choc | (23:25:33): | YEA |
| Doc Choc | (23:25:54): | silver lining |
| Shill Bill | (23:30:31): | trump won florida |
| Shill Bill | (23:32:09): | and iowa |
| Doc Choc | (23:33:08): | so it's up to michigan |
| Wednesday, 09 November 2016 |
| Shill Bill | (00:02:15): | NYTimes has it at 95% |
| Shill Bill | (00:02:17): | trump |
| Doc Choc | (00:05:48): | Not sure how much Ionger I can stay up for this |
| Shill Bill | (00:09:30): | Trump is gonna be president |
| Good Ol' Grimey | (00:20:06): | I knew this shit would happen |
| Shill Bill | (00:22:03): | Obama is making super liberal recess Supreme Court appointment |
| Shill Bill | (00:22:10): | two year term |
| Shill Bill | (00:22:16): | blocking Trumo |
| Shill Bill | (00:22:21): | Trump* |
| Shill Bill | (00:22:31): | for 2 years at least |
| GroupMe | (00:22:43): | Doc Choc changed the group's name to United States Of Uneducated White Guys |
| GroupMe | (00:23:42): | Doc Choc changed the group's avatar |
| Shill Bill | (00:25:40): | Shill Bill still works. I'm keeping it for now |
| GroupMe | (00:27:27): | Good Ol' Grimey changed name to The 100 Ft Wall |
| GroupMe | (00:33:28): | Doc Choc changed name to Grab Em By The Swing States |
| Shill Bill | (01:06:20): | it's not stopping |
| Shill Bill | (01:13:55): | MSNBC is in the fetal postition |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (01:24:15): | I didn't even think |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (01:24:29): | But will trump actually get a special prosecutor to send hillary to prison now |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (01:24:36): | Cause that will ease some of this pain |
| Shill Bill | (02:05:00): | Hillary ain't giving concession speech tonight |
| Shill Bill | (02:05:05): | Told em to go home |
| Shill Bill | (02:24:21): | She's probably crying herself to stroke tonight. |
| Shill Bill | (02:39:57): | AP called it for Trump |
| Shill Bill | (02:41:15): | Hillary called Trump to concede |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (03:01:50): | SO ONE FIND ME MY WAR AX. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (03:03:25): | Well welcome to the Presidency Mike Pence |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (03:04:53): | I'm happy. I'm sad. I'm excited. I need to replay Fallout 4 to prepare for the future. I need to get some good Mexican and Middle eastern food. Before it's gone. |
| Shill Bill | (03:05:35): | I can't believe that just happened |
| Shill Bill | (03:06:04): | Also, Baron looked awkward as fuck |
| Shill Bill | (03:07:00): | @VicBergerIV's Tweet: https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/796260418540990464?s=09 |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (03:07:57): | Maybe trump will be the next Reagan. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (03:10:35): | Anyone else just kinda hope Samantha Bee just offs herself live on Air. |
| Shill Bill | (03:12:49): | https://youtu.be/1DNyLD2SRjA |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (03:17:27): | None |
| Shill Bill | (03:20:57): | New price. Everything $45 in honor of the 45th president |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (03:22:55): | So instead of trump and Pence riding off into the sunset on a motorcycle into the sun set. Mr President said. "Mikey. We got one last shot at this" |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (03:33:02): | IT WAS ALL A RUSE |
| Shill Bill | (03:33:27): | #OneTrueGod |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (03:34:25): | Imagine is Trump extends Bernie A positions in the cabinet. |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (03:34:47): | You hate Hilary. I hate Hilary. So let's be friends |
| Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole | (05:11:19): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:34:12): | I cannot fucking believe it |
| GroupMe | (06:34:21): | Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole changed name to Build a fence with a Pence |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:34:46): | This country has lost its fucking mind, the guy who did not say a single coherent thing all election cycle is our president |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:34:57): | I feel bad for minorities right now tbh |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (06:36:24): | It's the bending of the spoon |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (06:37:44): | Many people didn't like America where is was going and they had to bend it back. Now to bend it back to center you need to go past where you want to go to rest in the middle. Or that's how I rationalize this in my head. Maybe we are all just really stupid |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:40:04): | I think this is a situation where the excessive hubris of more educated people was their downfall |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:40:31): | They had 4 years of Obama and got gay marriage legalized and a form of single payer healthcare |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:41:40): | And pretended like they had the biggest voice in the US, not high school dropouts in Michigan who are afraid of Mexicans they've never seen |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (06:52:32): | I also think people didn't realize how much the black vote effected obamas election as well. Obama got so many more people to the polls then Hillary. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:54:28): | I think it's more that people underestimated how uneducated white people are still the single largest demographic in the US |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (06:54:28): | Trump won 8% of the black vote. Romney won 6%. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (06:54:55): | More black people didn't like trump. There was just less black voters |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:56:04): | I am so fucking depressed about all this lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:04:05): | Just remember though. Whether a doctor or homeless. Black white Asian. Left or right. We all are equal in the fact we get 1 vote |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:09:58): | We aren't better then a guy who dropped of highschool in Michigan to work in an auto plant as a guy in 3 Doctorate Person at MIT isn't better then we are |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:12:05): | To lighten the mood. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:12:12): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (07:56:14): | Some light pedophilia to lighten the mood lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (07:59:31): | PedophiliaTrumpsHate |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:02:09): | How did Harambre do in the polls? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:02:44): | 15k votes |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:03:02): | That makes me proud |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:03:16): | A Meme made 15k people vote for a dead gorilla |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:03:24): | That stupid fucking joke stopped being funny 6 months ago tho |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:03:39): | So did this election |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:03:48): | Don't do my boy Harambe dirty like that |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:05:11): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:05:30): | I thought it would happen but still have trouble believing it. Look at that fucking face |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:06:02): | Can we all admit now nate silver is a hack lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:06:27): | But he predicted Obama would win reelection! |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:06:37): | I don't know who he is |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:07:06): | 538 Stat guy |
| GroupMe | (08:07:10): | Build a fence with a Pence changed the topic to: Make Group Chats Great Again |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:07:19): | Ohhh |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:07:53): | Didn't he have shil by like 80 pets |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:09:21): | He forgot to include one thing in his statistical model, the meme factor |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:10:19): | I just think it's funny the liberal media was so up its own ass about hillary and her winning that they bought their own bs and didn't think this would happen |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:10:26): | The Pepe curve |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:11:03): | On the real. This election pointed out a lot of flaws in America we need to address |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:12:08): | But we get some dank memes for 4 years |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:12:47): | Remember how much we laughed at the dumb things George w said? We get that on steroids |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:13:32): | Donald Pump. Make America SWOLE Again |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:22:28): | Time to buy a gun now lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:24:36): | All of them |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:25:00): | Lol people on Npr complaining "they don't know what go tell their children" just fell them we elected Donald trump not like little kids are following the election and political landscape closely lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:25:12): | Trump is hard on firearms |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:27:29): | Looks like that guy who predicted trump with the 13 questions is right again |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:28:34): | Witch. Kill him with fire |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:45:05): | NPR is on fire right now |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:47:10): | Honestly I get the children thing though |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:53:14): | My coworker was saying her young kids did pick up on some trump rhetoric |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:55:56): | Bigly |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:56:07): | Nofap is taking the win well - "If Trump can win the presidency, I can sure as hell stop fapping!" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:56:29): | Lolol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:56:48): | http://i.imgur.com/DzxsHGp.jpg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:56:59): | at least we will get some new music courtesy of martin shkreli |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:58:39): | Isn't that kinda ironic. The guy known for taking full advantage of capitalism giving it away for free |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:59:08): | Also it's like someone died at my office. It's so somber |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:02:01): | Let's take a road trip to Boston once legal weed is in place |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:02:46): | Pete you want that to be your bachelor party? We drive up. Stay a few nights. See a celtics game if it's early enough ? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:04:10): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:04:51): | lol based martin |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:06:56): | That actually sounds pretty dope |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:07:35): | If there's no basketball game we can go to a concert or just bar hopping or whatever |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:08:27): | I'll see when dates are when the celctics are home. And I can plan stuff. I'll put out some dates. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:18:35): | https://i.sli.mg/FlelIo.png |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:18:42): | reddit.com/r/HillaryMeltdown |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:18:48): | at least we can enjoy some schadenfraude |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:25:29): | Clinton/DNC is blaming third party voters for costing her the election lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:41:06): | If everyone who voted Johnson voted Shill, she would have won FLorida |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:41:34): | same for PA |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:41:35): | yea but I don't think epopel who voted johnson would vote shill, they'd vote trump |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:41:57): | i think a mix |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:42:04): | but I agree |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:42:13): | i dont think it would have been enougbh |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:09:00): | more black and latino people voted for trump than voted for romney |
| Shill Bill | (10:09:46): | I think Hillary's fatal flaw was that she's a shit campaigner and never had a coherent message for voters. |
| Shill Bill | (10:10:22): | Can't campaign on "I'm not that guy" |
| Shill Bill | (10:12:20): | Also, we own @ItsNotHillary on Twitter. It was meant as a joke about Bill being First Man. But now... |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:14:18): | oh boy we are in prime positon |
| Shill Bill | (10:14:19): | Check out The First Man (@ItsNotHillary): https://twitter.com/ItsNotHillary?s=09 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:14:21): | whats our first tweet |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:14:47): | just post a picture of turmp with the caption "it's me bitches" |
| Shill Bill | (10:16:37): | https://youtu.be/zcZTTB10_Vo |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:24:14): | we're all watching hillary's concession speech at my work lol |
| Shill Bill | (10:37:24): | Bye bye Rubio 2020 |
| Shill Bill | (10:37:30): | Sorry Marc |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:37:37): | that little guy |
| Shill Bill | (10:38:04): | Couldn't quite make it over the wall |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:41:24): | we have to make this twitter something |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:41:30): | as a pardoy account |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:43:14): | http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/020/360/462.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:43:20): | this as its picture |
| Shill Bill | (10:43:34): | Unrelated, new first lady is sexy. Barron gonna be bullied with lots of MILF jokes. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:43:50): | Ill bully him |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:44:12): | Hey Barron, I'd love to fertilize your mother, hopefully you dind't leave her Barron |
| Shill Bill | (10:44:13): | Apparently, Russia was showing nude photos of Melania yesterday on state TV |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:44:34): | AH MOTHER LAND |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:44:55): | Does Barron have a twitter? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:45:38): | "Hey Baron, your half sister is a hot piece of ass." - Baron's Dad |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:45:47): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9Rv29YiFfws/hqdefault.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:46:28): | can we just make a pardoy trump account |
| Shill Bill | (10:46:30): | @realDonaldTrump is about to transition to @POTUS on Twitter come January |
| Shill Bill | (10:46:57): | Nothing stopping us. Unless free speech somehow goes away |
| Shill Bill | (10:47:09): | Cause it hurts good emperor's feelings |
| Shill Bill | (10:47:19): | God* |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:49:11): | lets do it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:49:35): | Josh you can manage it and make it a career of parody twitter accounts |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:49:47): | Briand and I already have experince |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:51:29): | oh shit that's right lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:51:47): | that was like the best 3 weeks of our lives |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:53:52): | i know |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:54:09): | remember that woman that asked if we would visit her sick child in the hospital |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:54:13): | DELETE |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:55:04): | looking back, that person probably knew we were bullshitting and trying to get us to admit it lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:56:05): | what about the one that wanted to send a script |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:56:23): | and we tried to get her to write Eraserhead 2 |
| Shill Bill | (11:00:22): | I'm gonna go see Dr. Strange because reality sucks |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:19:08): | what internet privacy precautions would one have to take if one were wanted to converse with a group about revolution |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:19:10): | im asking for a friend |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:23:38): | TOR |
| Shill Bill | (11:24:06): | That's just to anonymously browse internet |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:24:23): | yea I'm talking about revolution |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:24:24): | i mean my friend is |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:24:51): | TOR will allow you to access encrypted sites |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:24:51): | also hillary is about to come out now to talk, at 1130. she was supposed to concede at 930 then 1030. guess she's been cramming on that concesssion speech that she didn't prepare for lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:24:56): | it's layers of encryption |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:25:10): | say to communicate though |
| Shill Bill | (11:25:29): | Signal |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:25:57): | can signal do group chats |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:26:00): | but then you are assuming that Signal is completely safe |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:26:16): | fuck ill guess ill just make my own encrption app from the ground app |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:26:19): | the only way to truly be safe |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:26:38): | A becomes B, B becomes C, C becomes D and so on. its bullet proof |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:36:19): | tim "the cuck" kaine talking now |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:36:27): | talking about how they won the popular vote of america |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:36:54): | that dont me SHIT timmy |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:37:02): | the uneducated angry white masses have spoken |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:37:10): | #Whitelash |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:37:17): | We want the Law & Order candidate |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:37:30): | im really really interested if trump actually does try to put hillary in prison |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:37:33): | one bright spot |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:37:40): | I want every black man making under 40k to get a full cavity search every time he passes by a cop car |
| Shill Bill | (11:38:01): | Well, if Rudy is AG, he may follow through with it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:38:31): | whats going on with Christie? |
| Shill Bill | (11:38:32): | Maybe Christie will get a pardon if he's convicted |
| Shill Bill | (11:38:42): | Still up in the air |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:38:55): | kudos to him |
| Shill Bill | (11:39:01): | Trump has to be in court in a few days for the rape trial |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:39:01): | he burned/blocked every bridge |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:39:04): | and it worked out in the end |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:39:14): | the child rape one? |
| Shill Bill | (11:39:20): | Yeah |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:39:27): | lol |
| Shill Bill | (11:39:31): | Yup |
| Shill Bill | (11:39:44): | Can you pardon yourself |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:39:52): | You can when you're the God Emperor |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:39:55): | "Pardon meeeeee" |
| Shill Bill | (11:40:37): | Watching these liberals is come to terms with their failure is really cringey |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:40:53): | yea |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:41:00): | fucking liberals are the worst |
| Shill Bill | (11:41:33): | Wherever you read from Alex last night was great |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:41:34): | the pant suit is out in full form |
| Shill Bill | (11:41:39): | Whatever* |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:41:42): | hes back on it today lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:42:01): | "I'm laughing at all the liberals who are disgusted at HRC losing. As a communist I view Donald Trump as a fascist pig, but seriously. Hilary fucking Clinton? She is a war pig and a criminal. You could not seriously expect her to win against a right wing nationalist. HRC is cut and dry a shill for the banking industry and the war industry. How can you seriously blame people for not wanting to vote for the corporate piece of shit that is Hilary Clinton? HRC should be in prison. Y'all should have voted for Gloria La Riva." -my old weed dealer |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:43:04): | Gary Johnson? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:43:44): | http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/if-youre-overwhelmed-by-the-election-heres-what-you-can-do-now_us_5822c7d0e4b0e80b02cdf133 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:43:53): | third bullet point is just a bunch of different suicide hotlines lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:44:20): | lol liberals |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:45:02): | lol this bitch is talking about how we saw the rule of law in action last night |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:45:16): | if we saw the rule of law your ass would be in prison |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:45:30): | did we really just elect a guy who believes that global warming is a lie created by the Chinese |
| Shill Bill | (11:45:39): | Yup |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:45:47): | GOOD |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:45:49): | he was joking when he said that it's all a big joke |
| Shill Bill | (11:45:50): | National referendums are great |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:45:54): | we're all about to wake up and sanders won |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:46:02): | buy at least he have all emails on 2 phones |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:46:04): | I have a questin for you guys |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:46:16): | What is the argument against single payer healthcare |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:46:28): | like what is the republican solution |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:46:40): | heatlhcare reform |
| Shill Bill | (11:46:57): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:47:26): | So they way its fucked up now is this |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:47:48): | The goverenment makes werid\xa0fucking medicare and medicasde laws |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:47:52): | jsut for those 2 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:48:01): | becuase thats what they are incahrge of |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:48:17): | then the insurance companies follow suit and make the same weird ass laws |
| Shill Bill | (11:48:28): | Really isn't one. They pose allowing insurance companies to sell plans to people in other states. But this neglects the fact that different states have wildly different regulations on the industry |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:48:53): | my mom explained it to me thins morning since she deals with this as her job |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:49:00): | feel free to ask her about it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:49:19): | Obama care doesnt cover illegals like most people think |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:49:33): | it covers the poor, which are worse |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:50:18): | 99% of america doesnt understand the healthcare system an issues |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:50:50): | ok so i get that private insurance needs reform |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:50:56): | but what is the solution for the people now who dont have it? |
| Shill Bill | (11:50:59): | It's actually quite absurd that they oppose the structure of Obamacare. It's in essence a huge scheme to ensure to insurance industry's prolonged success |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:51:01): | philosophically and morally im against it. profiting off of sickness and the fact that profits increase the more they can deny coverage/services creates 2 conflicting interest, treating people's illness and making money. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:51:34): | I aint got time for morals |
| Shill Bill | (11:51:41): | And Obamacare was a Republican think tank idea |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:51:44): | i need to put spiing rims on my gold jetksi |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:51:44): | all it does is prevent people from getting tests and screens and only going to the hospital when it's so bad they cannot go on |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:51:48): | yup back in the 90s |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:52:01): | i got a CT scan back in June and it was $2k without insurance |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:52:06): | and thats just the actual test |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:52:15): | also people equat single payer and socialized medicine |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:52:18): | if i didnt have insurance i would have just never had the test |
| Shill Bill | (11:53:10): | People also equate socialism with governance. It's an economic model |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:53:34): | but everyone likes socialized education |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:53:36): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:53:38): | oh fuck off |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:53:50): | whens the last time we heard anyone complain about socialized high schools lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:53:50): | lol clinton quoting scripture |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:53:55): | i know right |
| Shill Bill | (11:54:44): | I'm gonna move to Vermont. Get me some Bernie, Heady Topper beer, and guns |
| Shill Bill | (11:54:59): | And a friendly Canadian neighbor |
| Shill Bill | (11:55:34): | Maybe I'll give the army another go. You know spending is about to go through the roof |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:55:58): | become a rich soldier boy, it could be youuuuuuuuuu |
| Shill Bill | (11:56:58): | Play the game baby. Upper middle class Jew becomes soldier in Trump army. People like a story |
| Shill Bill | (11:57:16): | If I don't die |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:58:52): | this reality man |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:59:59): | if lena dunham and amy schumer aren't racist |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:00:06): | how come they don't want to move to mexico hmmmmmmm? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:00:11): | something i saw on reddit lol |
| Shill Bill | (12:00:25): | yeah, that was a good one |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:01:27): | can they please leave though |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:01:50): | why does reddit hate amy schumer though |
| Shill Bill | (12:02:09): | cause she aint funny |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:02:19): | one day i was washing my VAGINA after SEX |
| Shill Bill | (12:02:21): | her delivery is so forced |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:02:25): | yea but lots of women find that shit funny |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:02:35): | also she has a story that some interpret as rape but no one calls her on it cause she's a woman |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:02:40): | not all comedy has to appeal to 20 year old white virgin college students |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:02:46): | basically fucked a dude while he was blacked out drunk |
| Shill Bill | (12:02:53): | but lots of women AND men find the likes of amy poehler and tina fey funny |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:02:55): | oh no, what a travesty lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:03:05): | don't encourage male rape culture pete |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:03:23): | you know more men in US prisons are raped then women in the USA? |
| Shill Bill | (12:03:27): | maybe schumer is the MDE for white bitches |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:03:30): | i don't know if that's true but could you imagine |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:04:05): | i hate when im in my ultra max prison, just trying to go to the latest Aryan Brotherhood mixer, and then i get my asshole raped |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:04:50): | so I'm here getting my butthole raped JUST BECAUSE i happened to be contracted by the Latin Kings to kill an Aryan Brotherhood member |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:05:01): | yet these college girls are whining about rape because they got too drunk at a frat party? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:05:12): | at tracy morgan's show he talked about how his aunt visits his uncle in jail, and his uncle said something like "bet your glad it's friday" and his aunt who hates her husband said "bitch you in prison the fuck you care what day it is? for you there are only two days, days you get fucked in the ass, and days that you don't" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:05:16): | #MensRightsMatter |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:05:28): | lolol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:06:58): | heres a golden quote from my facebook |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:07:35): | "If anyone is feeling alone or unsafe today, f eel free to reach out to me. If you don't want to use public transportation, sit alone at lunch, or whatever; reach out to me. I will do my best to be with you, travel with you, and hold sapce with you. Today feels like a day we need tobe together rather than apart" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:07:48): | get a grip lady lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:07:58): | lmao. everyone knows obama is still president for a bit right? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:07:59): | they didnt just legalize rape |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:08:02): | and also trump has to go through congress? |
| Shill Bill | (12:08:04): | on a lighter note, Brian and I thought of something last night. In order to create a sustainable commune, one must establish a corporate entity |
| Shill Bill | (12:08:11): | shit, that wasnt ready |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:08:16): | actually that is a genius idea lol |
| Shill Bill | (12:08:29): | the corporation then must adopt people |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:08:36): | it's been done before where a rich benefactor started a commune, happened a few times ni america |
| Shill Bill | (12:08:36): | since corporations are people |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:08:46): | and get a nice inheritance |
| Shill Bill | (12:09:01): | well, it's a tax scheme |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:09:09): | "sorry mom and dad, i love you and all, but Corporation X has agreed to adopt me and 5 million is 5 million. later skaters!" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:09:09): | lol |
| Shill Bill | (12:09:25): | see cause commune's fail a lot because people still have to pay taxes. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:10:13): | why not make em charities |
| Shill Bill | (12:10:30): | but if the company doesnt pay their kids, but still lets them make use of their resources and the company gets ridiculous tax breaks, it may be sustainable |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:10:31): | or make them "religious" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:10:31): | you still need land for a commune and thus real estate taxes |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:10:49): | Church of Marx |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:11:02): | finally, a opiate of the masses for the rest of us! |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:15:03): | why is everyone pretending like a trump presidency means we will never have wars |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:15:11): | hurr durr we just avoided nuclear holocaust |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:15:34): | other people think trump will become the catalyst of nuclear implosion |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:15:38): | nobody knows SHIT |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:15:43): | the experts were wrong |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:15:51): | maybe following the liberal elite was a mistake |
| Shill Bill | (12:16:58): | this is the time when I think we should all be very upset with President Obama and his decision to go into Syria without a renewed Authorization for Use of Military Force. Acting unilaterally without consent from Congress is a horrific precedent to have set |
| Shill Bill | (12:17:13): | amongst other things |
| Shill Bill | (12:17:52): | https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons/status/796375327278854144 |
| Shill Bill | (12:18:17): | https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons/status/796390519471534080 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:20:12): | Wow now that's what I call a progressive! |
| Shill Bill | (12:20:27): | Obama speaking now |
| Shill Bill | (12:22:04): | hopefully he takes the opportunity to reschedule weed now before trump takes office |
| Shill Bill | (12:22:18): | I dont think Trump cares one way or the other about weed |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:22:28): | nah he said hes against it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:22:41): | I saw him say let states decide |
| Shill Bill | (12:22:43): | he also said he was against gay marriage |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:22:47): | i truly don't know what trumps stance is on a lot of stuff lol |
| Shill Bill | (12:22:51): | he's a politician |
| Shill Bill | (12:23:28): | Trump is a capitalist. just assume that he'll always side with the plan that makes money |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:23:50): | i dont understand why rural white people vote for him then |
| Shill Bill | (12:23:50): | ^^obama is a politician. Not trump |
| Shill Bill | (12:24:10): | because people consistently vote against their own interests |
| Shill Bill | (12:24:24): | nothing new. phenomenon that has existed and will persist |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:24:34): | rural white people hated global elites talking down to them and screwing them over, and this is what they thought was a FU to the establihsment |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:24:36): | it's brexit |
| Shill Bill | (12:24:44): | yup |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:24:54): | Got a lot of work to do |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:24:57): | going Dark |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:24:59): | it's probably not good to always vote for your best interests, but you'd think they'd say "hey, we are losing our menial labor jobs to mexico, maybe we should fight for better education so we can get the new better jobs" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:25:03): | good luck marc |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:25:07): | give me the cliffnotes when i get back |
| Shill Bill | (12:25:33): | socialism good, capitalism bad yada yada yada |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:25:38): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:26:12): | it's angry rebellion |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:26:18): | it's still crazy to think this happened |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:26:51): | yea |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:27:04): | None |
| Shill Bill | (12:27:31): | brian, you said Haley went to sleep not knowing who won. How's she reacting? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:28:54): | I asked her what she thought about it earlier |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:29:26): | "I like have no cares about it. I'm actually relieved Hillary didn't win but it doesn't mean I'm happy for trump either but everyone's status on facebook is so melodramatic, I'm over it lol" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:32:18): | yeah i realize now i was being a little melodramatic last night, but i think it was purely a reactionary response |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:32:34): | it's a you had to be there moment |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:32:52): | following the election with Google and CNN and seeing all the states turning red was just shocking tbh |
| Shill Bill | (12:33:25): | brian and I at one point turned on MSNBC just to watch the liberals cringe |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:35:08): | it was kind of funny watching their minds being blown |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:35:28): | I can't believe we have our first Alpha president |
| Shill Bill | (12:35:54): | https://theintercept.com/2016/11/09/democrats-trump-and-the-ongoing-dangerous-refusal-to-learn-the-lesson-of-brexit/ |
| Shill Bill | (12:36:31): | Dems refusal to even acknowledge that people are hurting was so dumb. Bernie v trump is the race we shouldve seen |
| Shill Bill | (12:36:50): | now we got the Con-Man in Chief |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:41:42): | #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:41:51): | rhetoric like that pretty much made them lose the race |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:41:57): | because the angry white guys went to Trump's idea instead |
| Shill Bill | (12:44:48): | when you got the White house touting unemployment <5%, without openly stating that the data is skewed because it doesn't account for long term unemployed OR those who stopped looking OR those who work part-time or multiple part-time jobs, regular people see through that shit. DEMs are fucking retarded. that was Bernie's strength. he was real with the people. could say that same of trump, he just had his own way of saying things |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:47:56): | plus a lot of the job creation under obama that they touted so much |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:47:59): | it was low wage jobs |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:48:07): | so yay there's more jobs but people who get them are still suffering |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:48:19): | \u201cboth Brexit and Trumpism are the very, very wrong answers to legitimate questions that urban elites have refused to ask for 30 years\u201d from that intercept article, i think this nails it |
| Shill Bill | (12:56:25): | some chomsky wisdom https://twitter.com/fahd09/status/796271396380962816 |
| Shill Bill | (12:56:29): | https://twitter.com/fahd09/status/796271396380962816 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:58:30): | yup noam was spot on |
| Shill Bill | (12:59:40): | man, if i get into Maryland or virginia, I'm gonna be at the epicenter of one of the most consequential presidencies in american history |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:59:47): | my coworker just told me her stupid fucking socialist rhetoric again |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:59:56): | oh please tell me you slammed her this timew |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:59:59): | hat did that dumb b say |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:00:21): | she is one of the smuggest liberals ive ever met |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:00:28): | and she was going on about how they have socialism all over europe |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:00:31): | in ireland, england etc |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:00:33): | and it's great! |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:00:39): | i said thats not really socialism |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:00:46): | she said yes it is, very matter of factly |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:00:50): | then gave me a lesson about socialism |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:01:07): | you see, a lot of republicans make it seem like a big deal, but in reality socialism is when you give everyone healthcare, and pay for college |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:01:08): | oh man my reeeee levels are rising |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:01:57): | did you ask her if the workers own their means of production |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:04:46): | ask her if they live under a dictatorship of capital pete |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:04:47): | ask her |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:05:15): | i tried once and it went over her head |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:05:20): | and then she lectured me like i was a child |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:05:32): | goddamn she tries to talk to me about politics all the time, like i really like clinton |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:05:36): | see only liberals have the correct facts and the correct interpretations |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:05:43): | yup |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:06:37): | is she crying today |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:06:49): | ask her for some liberal tears because your lunch needs some salt added to it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:08:49): | as if there is even THAT big of a difference between clinton and trump tbh |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:09:04): | yea |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:09:23): | i see people like "the blood of thousands is now on your hands if you voted trump" as though clinton wasn't going to bomb the shit out of bronw people across the world |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:09:48): | she would just be better at rationalizing it politely for TV |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:12:26): | i am against anyone who is proud of being unintelligent or uninformed |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:12:32): | but Clinton was a real scumbag too |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:12:39): | and her losing is almost worth a trump presidency |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:12:41): | thats the worst about liberals though they THINK they're the only informed ones |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:13:03): | when really it's us commies who are the informed ones \ufffd |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:13:51): | sorry your candidate isnt an alpha like trump |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:14:41): | i just feel like with trump that it's the unknown factor that is scariest because he just speaks nonsense constantly |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:14:55): | at least hillary was going to be 4 more years of status quo, proxy wars, etc |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:16:05): | today Putin says he wants to normalize relations with the USA |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:16:23): | ready to restore ties - http://www.reuters.com/article/usa-election-russia-putin-idUSR4N1D800D?c? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:16:37): | hillary's shit about russia was one of her most troubling points |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:16:42): | what do we gain with NOT being friends with other countries |
| Shill Bill | (13:17:16): | i'm happy someone like trump won (an outsider saying fuck you to the established power structure), but I'm also frightened because someone like Trump won (demagogue with seriously dangerous rhetoric) |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:17:20): | lets see |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:17:34): | \ufffd that's my thoughts exactly |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:17:38): | ^ ^ |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:17:54): | Hillary - Russia is scary, I'm the small business president, America has always been great! She's like a 1960's mccarthy republican lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:18:04): | lol |
| Shill Bill | (13:18:13): | the US intelligence community still has yet to release any evidence tying all the russian claims to wikileaks or any other trump-russia talk |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:18:19): | Black communities in the inner city are GREAT! Such awesome soul food! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:18:43): | the "17 intelligence angencies say it was russia" was BS, it's one guy who ran them all and he lied to congress about the NSA spying lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:24:46): | you know if USA actually does decline into a fascist police state, I blame Hillary and DWS. the stole the presidency from bernie, blew a 3-1 lead and then handed it trump |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:25:15): | yessir |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:26:13): | so about that new society in the woods I've been talking about, I think we could find more volunteers for it now lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:28:16): | http://www.theonion.com/article/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-en-35788 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:28:29): | im back, ill catch up and bring my though |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:29:28): | I've been trying to find out aboutTrump's actual policies and they are extremely vague beyond ridiculous shit like The Wall or Muslim Database |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:32:18): | okay and im caught up |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:32:34): | tl;dr america is getting weird |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:32:40): | 1 Pete, yes you were melodramtic last night not even gunna lie |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:32:45): | Thoughts? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:32:58): | 2 Noam Chumpsky |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:33:04): | just a pun |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:33:09): | never liked his teachings |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:33:22): | but i can see why people like him |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:33:31): | more like Gnome Chumpsky, that guy is a beta manlet who cant even dunk |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:34:08): | 3 Trump and Hilary would be similiar very mmuch so |
| Shill Bill | (13:34:13): | http://www.justsaygnome.net/uploads/2/6/1/3/2613300/6253061.jpg |
| Shill Bill | (13:34:37): | http://cdn8.openculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/18114910/noam-garden-gnome-e1421610559580.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:34:46): | 4 we do need to normalize things with russia, and clinton just needed an outside enemy that wasnt\xa0muslims\xa0since Trump called dibs |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:35:37): | 5 Trump is retarded and going to start some small shit, but shill is just evil and would start WW3 with her shit |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:35:57): | 6 December 15th weed legal in Mass |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:36:11): | 7 Pete your coworker is retarded |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:36:21): | None |
| Shill Bill | (13:36:28): | o wow that's a fast turn around for Mass |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:36:35): | but no matter what side of the isle she is one she will always be that way |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:36:49): | everyone has there reliogion they pray too |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:36:55): | hers is being a dumb cunt |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:37:10): | 8 and an overall |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:37:18): | Guys Honestly, thank you |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:37:43): | Because we are 4 very different people with very different views |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:37:55): | but we all can work together and we may not agree |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:38:08): | but we know that we inform each other of stuf |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:38:14): | we arent an echo chamber |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:38:24): | and thats why we know so much about this election |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:38:26): | it looks like an ideology we all share is the ideology of friendship |
| Shill Bill | (13:38:32): | shut up fags |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:38:43): | Amercica need to be more like us |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:38:46): | this election was a political AND friendship adventure |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:38:50): | 4 white kids who smoke pot |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:39:12): | and like shit movies |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:39:21): | people who dont want to be friends with trump voters are stupid |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:39:22): | btw what you guys think, friday, smoke weed and watch a shit movie |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:39:41): | be diverse and learn your own way |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:40:15): | im sure with out Josh and Brian i would be somewhere in texas shooting guns and knocking up 18 year olds |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:40:21): | im in |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:40:23): | so fuck you for stopping that |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:40:39): | but we keep each other psudo grounded |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:40:55): | im in for smoking weed and bad movies & for impregnating girls in texas |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:41:12): | to be honest i don't see my vies changing at all but i enjoy the healthy debate |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:41:24): | they wont change |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:41:26): | thats what they all say |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:41:35): | but you can at least see why people hold them |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:41:39): | if you expected your views to change then they wouldnt be your views |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:42:14): | i mean they'd just be soem weak af views |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:42:17): | and 1 last thing |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:42:23): | https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.24694638.0052/flat,800x800,070,f.u1.jpg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:42:32): | "yea im against abortion, but who knows im open to suggestion \ufffd" |
| Shill Bill | (13:42:57): | damn, dickbutt's got curves for days |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:43:21): | I'm for abortion. Or against it. Who Knows. I don't care. Wanna go back to my place? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:44:42): | taxes are bad, but also, they aren't |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:45:17): | we are some weird fucking people |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:45:22): | but our weird |
| Shill Bill | (13:45:26): | guns dont kill people. guns do |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:45:33): | I kill people |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:45:35): | with guns |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:45:45): | who got weed and a vape |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:45:52): | i want to got to cats high as shit |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:46:01): | cats? |
| Shill Bill | (13:46:08): | the play? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:46:08): | the musicals |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:46:19): | i got tickets from work |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:46:25): | im bringing my lawyer frimed |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:46:52): | that sounds awesome lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:46:56): | i got a vape you can have |
| Shill Bill | (13:49:05): | Vox is imploding |
| Shill Bill | (13:49:12): | this is fun |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:49:32): | good fuck vox lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:49:45): | Donald Trump now has a whole country to govern, not just Breitbart Nation |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:49:46): | lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:49:54): | and you guys thought i was being dramatic! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:50:09): | Donald Trump\u2019s election is a disaster for gunmakers. Really. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:50:31): | i love how they always add "really" to the end of the articles, as if you read them and go "no way thats true" but then they got you with the "really" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:50:54): | https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/11/explaining-it-all |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:51:00): | oh wait i think i posted this already |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:51:15): | i get into so many shit post battles i forget who i sent what to |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:53:17): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:55:03): | Lot of firsts for trump. First president in 40 years to get elected without releasing tax returns, first to be president without prior political experience, first president to have recieved a stone cold stunner and lived to tell the tale |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:55:09): | http://i.giphy.com/13W4m6ZevaC5P2.gif |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:55:28): | ok that's actually pretty awesome |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:55:51): | I hope our next president also comes out of the WWE pool |
| Shill Bill | (13:55:59): | can he just shave his head already. his hair is ridiculous |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:56:12): | WWE pool of minor celebrity cameo's |
| Shill Bill | (13:56:17): | John Cena for SecDef |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:56:40): | Putin will stump trump, Trump will then shave his head and go on a rampage Breaking Bad style |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:56:52): | you know what, a trump presidency will be fun |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:57:01): | look at how we are talking about him already |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:57:28): | when is the last time we had a fun talk about hillary that didnt include her secret elder care facility located in the NY sewer system underneath her daughther's apartment |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:57:29): | lets try to make the best of it eh? lol. if he lowers capital gains taxes, we can make a killing in the stock market at least |
| Shill Bill | (13:57:33): | say that now. shit is gonna get real in january |
| Shill Bill | (13:59:20): | he's a fucking wildcard. for all we know, he'll govern from the center. but if he follows through in the same manner with which he speaks, there could be serious trouble in the not too distant future |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:00:01): | worst case scenario |
| Shill Bill | (14:00:12): | specifically in regard to foreign policy as that is the one domain where the President, for all intents and purposes, has free range to do so as they please |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:00:27): | we're forced to buy guns defend ourselves against a tyrannical rule. best case scenario, america is great, again |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:03:41): | You guys think how much Trump loved wikileaks and quoting wikileaks he might pardon or offer asylum to julian assange lol |
| Shill Bill | (14:03:53): | no |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:03:56): | https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-pardon-julian-assange |
| Shill Bill | (14:03:58): | he doesnt give a fuck |
| Shill Bill | (14:04:33): | assange did it for free. no negotiation needed. trump aint known for his charitable giving |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:05:10): | I honestly hope that Trump is the best presdient of all time |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:05:18): | just does great things |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:05:23): | saves the world |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:05:35): | and then we can look back at those people and go |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:05:48): | "you disgust me for not beliving in him" |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:06:20): | that will knock fucking those basic white biktches off there perch |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:07:17): | 55% of democrats say republican polcies scare them/pose a threat, 49% of republicans feel the same. stephen colbert talking on TV just riffing |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:07:17): | http://www.vox.com/culture/2016/11/9/13571980/stephen-colbert-election-special |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:07:26): | most serious i've ever seen him |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:07:35): | EAT YOUR TEARS LIBERAL SCUMMMMMMMMMMM |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:07:44): | i kid he's still a good comedian |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:08:50): | http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/5821eda9e4b0102262411d47?timestamp=1478619046920 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:08:57): | i used to work with this girl |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:09:03): | could have banged her |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:09:19): | why didn't you |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:09:20): | you gay? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:11:16): | lol this article is dumb. "I told people I was voting for the first time, so they congratulated me, but what about all the other first time voters who didn't get congratulated?" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:11:21): | first off, maybe they didn't tell anyone so who cares |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:11:31): | second off no one should be congratuled its your civic duty to vote |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:12:22): | you should be shamed for not voting if you were able to, not congratulated for doing what you're supposed to. I wasn't congratulated for serving on jury duty for 18 weeks. \xa0thats just what you have to do as part of your social contract to the state |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:15:46): | how come nobody thanks me for my service after jury duty??? |
| Shill Bill | (14:16:00): | shining glimmer of hope from last night is that millennials outright rejected Trump. not saying it's good that hillary wouldve won. but what it does mean is that in 40 years time, this country is gonna be significantly different place |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:16:08): | also it just sunk in how absurd it is that trump wants to literally build a giant wall across the US / Mexico border |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:16:19): | like a giant concrete monster so high that you'd need a helicopter |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:16:30): | actually i guess that's a lie, my last session we met with the judge, and he said it's important what we did blah blah, and got us out of there in 5 minutes cause new jury duty selections were coming up lol |
| Shill Bill | (14:16:32): | or you know, a shovel |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:16:56): | the wall just got 10 feet deeper |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:17:44): | How to coexist, after defeat, with citizens whose views you despise\nDemocracy means accepting shocking outcomes. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:17:48): | straight from Vox lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:18:40): | lolol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:18:45): | only liberals think this is acceptable from their view |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:19:10): | does everyone now hate liberals lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:19:13): | out of us |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:19:14): | but add in one word like How to coexist, after defeat, with black people whose views you despise |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:19:27): | What'dya mean you want a wage! |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:19:32): | ive always found the smugness frustrating |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:19:38): | thats why i cant find a party to align with |
| Shill Bill | (14:20:04): | the idea of being in a party is absurd |
| Shill Bill | (14:20:14): | everyone should be independents |
| Shill Bill | (14:20:23): | party system is like religion |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:20:32): | agreed |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:20:34): | update |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:20:37): | my coworker is fucking crying |
| Shill Bill | (14:20:38): | which is most evident at the conventions |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:20:40): | LOL |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:20:49): | what a loser lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:21:05): | go whisper in her ear pete "you're fired" |
| Shill Bill | (14:21:25): | i have every intention of removing myself from DNC in the coming days |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:21:36): | i cant even handle this now, she is crying |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:21:45): | now how will the US get its socialism?! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:21:46): | tell her it's ok, there is always revolution |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:22:06): | lol |
| Shill Bill | (14:22:11): | "but i dont believe in guns" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:22:18): | tell her she's a social democrat. actually that's what I think you are pete |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:22:26): | if you were to be labeled |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:22:27): | now we have a rich white president but this one is a MEANIE! |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:22:34): | social democrat? sounds sexy |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:22:42): | it's like hey, i'm a democrat, but I like to go out and party |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:23:15): | what is a social democrat tho |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:23:26): | do you have questions about capitalism but don't want to dismantle it right now? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:23:37): | do you think things like social healthcare and public funded state colleges is a good idea? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:23:37): | yes lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:23:41): | yes lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:23:54): | do you think socialists/communists are too extreme? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:23:58): | yeppers |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:24:18): | do you think the uber rich should pay more in taxes |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:24:25): | hell yea |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:24:32): | its like youre reading my mind |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:24:37): | yea I think you have all the markings of a soc dem |
| Shill Bill | (14:24:40): | pretty much socialism without the authoritarian lefty shit like Lenin. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:24:56): | cool, can i still be smug? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:25:03): | only to liberals |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:25:23): | beware though, socialist and commies will still think lesser of you. but that's like 1% of the population |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:25:25): | and just like judas |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:25:39): | there will come a time where you are forced to decide to betray your socialist comrades for capitalists interestsa |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:25:42): | and you will do it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:26:27): | just like Rosa Luxemburg \ufffd |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:26:33): | oh ok that's fine by me |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:26:45): | i want to feel like i am sticking up for the little guy but still buy a new iphone each year |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:27:12): | well looks like your a social democrat! congrats on your new political ideology |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:27:28): | who is the thinker i can cite whenever i want to complain about something? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:27:33): | now learn it thoroughly and be sure to put it into conversations it doesn't belong in |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:27:34): | hmm |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:27:59): | bernie sanders is a soc dem, you can cite nordic country models of soc dem policies working nicely |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:28:29): | occasionally you can cite leftist literature but you can't go too deep otherwise you'll get capitalist critique and that goes against your ideology |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:28:41): | ah ok |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:28:42): | hmm |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:29:17): | i can still say "I dont support either candidate!" to appear superior in general elections right? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:30:16): | absolutely, next election you'll probably be ablet o |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:30:31): | thanks guys, I really like my new political ideology |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:30:52): | you'll also be allowed to rant about profit motive while at the same time aruging for the existence of money |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:30:58): | you got it made baby |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:31:39): | I told my liberal coworker that Hillary can be Trump's Secretary of the Department of Corrections \ufffd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:31:49): | did you really lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:32:11): | tell her Trump said that he's already looking into a special prosecutor to try clinton. it's not true, but he did promise it and it would be a nice shit post in real life |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:33:01): | hmm i'll work it into our conversation |
| Shill Bill | (14:33:32): | Martin Skrelli to head the FDA |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:48:10): | I love my new social democrat friends |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:48:48): | lets talk about how healthcare and college should be a right! also did I mention you're now also in favor of universal basic income and worker unions? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:49:51): | uhh yea i guess!! |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:50:34): | nothing like a good union to get you really whistling while you work! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:52:18): | you can say things like "Union break!" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:54:56): | I didn't choose being a social democrat, being a social democrat (was) chose(n) (for) me |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:58:39): | they are bringin back samuria jack |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:00:41): | that show was dope |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:01:05): | comes back in march |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:01:39): | https://i.sli.mg/433BBl.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:01:47): | press X to pay respects |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:07:44): | https://gfycat.com/GrimInferiorCardinal |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:09:21): | http://imgur.com/a/vGrSD |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:10:28): | http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/29856/ |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:10:51): | I hate white people |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:11:00): | maybe you're a social democrat too! |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:11:06): | no |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:11:14): | i like rich popel |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:11:17): | I'm so happy that I'm a social democrat and I love Lisa so much |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:11:25): | rich people have color |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:11:28): | only green |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:12:04): | Only the poor have race, gender, that shit, Rich people, you either rich or a high class escort |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:12:43): | due cause rich people invent race and gender to keep us divided #WAKEUPAMERIKKA |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:16:16): | As a social democrat, I really enjoyed this post election recap with you guys |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:16:32): | thats my new phrase btw |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:17:57): | As a anarcho-syndicalist marxist with chinese characteristics, I agree |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:19:49): | hahaha he said he has a small dick! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:21:01): | you guys ever hear of Posadists? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:21:16): | https://i.sli.mg/vOxXE4.jpg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:22:16): | basically alien invasion of nuclear war will bring about the communist revolution. named after this brazilian guy Posad. \xa0some guy went around saying he's a posadist with chinese characteristsics which doesn't make any sense, unless he thinks the aliens will land in china first lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:25:07): | AMERICA STATUS: UNCUCKED\n\nTRUMP STATUS: CROWNED GOD-EMPEROR OF THE GALAXY\n\nPENCE STATUS: NAMED COMMANDER OF THE SILVER FOX LEGION\n\nMEXICO STATUS: WALLED\n\nHILLARY STATUS: IMPRISONED\n\nOBAMA STATUS: FIRED\n\nSJWs AND CUCKS STATUS: MOVING TO CANADA\n\nILLEGALS STATUS: DEPORTED\n\nISIS STATUS: KNOCKED THE HELL OUT\n\nIVANKA, DONNY JR AND ERIC STATUS: TAKING OVER TRUMP ORG\n\nBARRON STATUS: PLAYING 7D QUANTIC CHESS AGAINST THE MEDIA\n\nFARAGE STATUS: STILL DRUNK FROM BREXIT\n\nPROGRAM CODENAME THE UNCUCKENING STATUS: GIVEN GREEN LIGHT\n\nWESTERN CIVILIZATION STATUS: SAVED |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:25:22): | POKEMON GO\u2026.. TO JAIL |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:29:23): | god damn where did you find that, the_donald? lol |
| Shill Bill | (15:30:54): | Please tell me that's all you Brother Peter |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:39:54): | I need a day. I had planned on stopping by to see Susan B. Anthony again today in celebration of the election of the most qualified, experienced candidate to ever run for president, who happened to be a woman. And I need a day to mourn the abrupt cancellation of those plans.\nBut my dad once told me it's important to grieve and it's ok to mourn, but not to dwell.\nSo tomorrow, I will be ready to donate, and volunteer, and listen, and support. But I'm going to take a day. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:41:38): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:41:46): | lol based crazy ryan |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:42:16): | Ill miss Snoop Stewart and Handler |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:42:27): | and angry Samuel L Jackson |
| Shill Bill | (15:43:31): | Damn. Trump gonna ruin the marvel cinematic universe. Sam is my rock |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:43:59): | he aint gunna\xa0give up that money |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:44:19): | none will move, i do hop the bottom 2 are deported to mexico |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:44:28): | why everyone want to go to candan |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:44:32): | fucling racists |
| Shill Bill | (15:44:57): | Single payer healthcare for one |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:45:15): | Nigga you know how long those lines are |
| Shill Bill | (15:45:28): | But they do have rampant domestic spying |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:45:39): | Fucking Moose |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:45:43): | Meece? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:45:48): | Mooses? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:46:55): | yea none of those jews will move |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:47:04): | jews are jews first and country men second they just love money more than anything |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:48:19): | None |
| Shill Bill | (15:48:23): | So what's am I |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:48:44): | sorry to break it to you josh but you're not personally wealthy enough to be a Tru-Jew |
| Shill Bill | (15:48:58): | Phew |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:03:57): | http://imgur.com/KXOBZD0 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:04:07): | clinton supporters taking the news well |
| Shill Bill | (16:04:17): | Check out @SSS_joshnelson's Tweet: https://twitter.com/SSS_joshnelson/status/796374940903768064?s=09 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:04:25): | If Chris Evans can go from Not another Teen Movie to Captian America, Donald trump can be president |
| Shill Bill | (16:05:48): | I'm shocked with myself. I'm reveling in the tears of smug Hillary supporters more than I had expected i would |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:06:28): | Oh yea it's easily the biggest upside |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:06:30): | Welcome to the choosen people Josh, the people of not giving a fuck due to it not really effecting my day to day very much as of yet |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:06:34): | hows your mom handling it josh |
| Shill Bill | (16:06:48): | Not well |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:06:51): | Sapuku |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:06:52): | nice |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:06:54): | well i just love smug liberals crying |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:07:01): | honestly i am loving the Trumpire now after seeing my coworker cry |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:07:36): | if i can continue to see smug people crying throughout these next 4 years, I might be ok with it |
| Shill Bill | (16:07:44): | She said she wants to go on anti depressants and move to Costa Rica. I told her have fun. I'll probably die in the civil war |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:08:18): | http://fourletternerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/h20wkj2-iron-man-vs-captain-america-who-sides-with-who-in-marvel-s-civil-war-could-the-hulk-trigger-civil-war-in-the-marvel-cin-who-can-rep.jpeg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:09:55): | http://imgur.com/hXL8U4T |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:10:02): | jesus lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:10:39): | https://i.reddituploads.com/d996bcd8d32641e698b592b2cc343ac8?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=dae08302cd82a1c31d4b5e8b8861377e |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:10:48): | https://i.reddituploads.com/81d52a655a4841b1950dcea090eaa254?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=07db850d515d1c6308bf5abb3a4e2388 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:10:52): | the only thing this presidency will be sure to provide is a lifetime of memes |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:11:12): | Im cool with it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:11:50): | well thats cause you're a fucking white male |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:12:01): | no |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:12:06): | the chicks i bang |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:12:13): | are fucking a white male |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:13:23): | https://i.reddituploads.com/4ddca92d3c4c47348d75851d951d2f48?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=8b9e40165f1045bbc2b84c17161a4be3 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:17:15): | https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/trump-picks-top-climate-skeptic-to-lead-epa-transition/ |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:17:20): | ok it became less funny all of a sudden |
| Shill Bill | (16:18:19): | Yup. Like I said. Wait until January |
| Shill Bill | (16:19:34): | There's also a great number of areas in policy where he just doesn't care. So he'll appoint people he knows to tackle those issues. Those people may have horrific ideas |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:20:10): | Dave Duke, head of race relations |
| Shill Bill | (16:20:12): | Luke I don't think he personally gives a fuck about the war on drugs |
| Shill Bill | (16:20:17): | Like* |
| Shill Bill | (16:21:12): | So appoint Rudy or some other schmuck to run that area of policy and shit could get ugly. Could order crack downs on Cali and Colorado |
| Shill Bill | (16:21:26): | Weed still federally illegal |
| Shill Bill | (16:21:36): | Obama just laid back and didn't press the issue |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:21:41): | imagine trumps the one who says fuck it, its a good business decisions, lets make it legal |
| Shill Bill | (16:22:01): | I'd respect him more |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:22:01): | nah that would piss of the authoritarian right |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:22:03): | imagine everything trump does for a business reasons just also happens to be super progressive lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:22:14): | Guantanamo Bay is too expensive! we have to shut it down |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:22:18): | one of trump's selling points was anti-drug |
| Shill Bill | (16:22:26): | But his vocal disdain for blacks would make that a surprising move |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:22:33): | LAW & ORDER |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:22:34): | All these military bases all over the world are costing us too much money, lets disband them and sell them back to the host nation! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:22:54): | i don't recall trump really railing against drugs though tbh |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:23:12): | more railing against the chinese |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:23:53): | None |
| Shill Bill | (16:24:07): | This is novel and kinda fun to laugh at Hillary right now, but there's potential for this to go really bad once he's in office. |
| Shill Bill | (16:24:57): | I'm sure some things he'll do will actual largely benefit great numbers of people. But he's an extremist. It's either really good. Or really bad |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:25:38): | we'll be ok |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:25:39): | we're white |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:26:43): | https://i.sli.mg/R8He3c.png |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:26:49): | lolol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:27:53): | marty streamed 2 unheard wu tang tracks last night and is talking to them about releasing the private album he bought |
| Shill Bill | (16:28:41): | Hey. We all won last night. "Once Upon a Time Shaolin" to be released soon #WuTangClanAintNothinToFuckWith |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:31:35): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:33:09): | they are setting up safe spaces |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:33:15): | to talk about the election |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:33:24): | im glad trump won now |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:33:37): | I don't have an issue with safe spaces tbh |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:35:23): | they are setting them up in my office |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:35:28): | for the employees |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:35:38): | thats my issue |
| Shill Bill | (16:35:41): | https://youtu.be/DAgJgJqVHAk |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:35:48): | just hold it in and murder everyone |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:35:53): | well do you have to participate in them |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:36:05): | or cater to views outside of their safe space |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:37:02): | i get the point of a safe space but it's kind of dumb for election coverage lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:37:13): | at a certain point you need to just be an adult and accept that this is the reality you live on |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:37:23): | you cant cry away the Trumpire |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:38:36): | yea but usually safe spaces are for marginalized people who are often drowned out in main stream conversation. like trans people. i went to a trans meeting once for a college project that was a "safe space" where they could converse with other trans people without having to explain the legitimacy of being trans to the rest of the population who aren't always so kind to trans people. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:38:50): | here though i do find it a little ridiculous since clinton won a majority vote |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:38:54): | yea but this is for people sad about the election lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:39:01): | these people aren't marginalized in fact they're the majority |
| Shill Bill | (16:40:23): | "Hey all. I just wanted to say that, with a heavy heart, Trump was right. It's rigged." |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:41:31): | apaprently last night NYT or New Yorker published a late issue with Trump and "LOSER" across the front |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:41:39): | newsweek jumped the gun too |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:41:51): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:42:24): | put pepe on there |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:43:02): | what do you think clinton is doing right now? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:43:11): | i bet getting drunk at a dive bar looking for some young bbc to take away some of the pain |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:43:44): | the same thing she does every night, try and take over the world |
| Shill Bill | (16:45:21): | Crying. Plotting revenge through the back channels at the Clinton Foundation. Planning on shutting down the foundation, because Trump is gonna go after it hard |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:45:35): | oh shit apparently some intern tweeted this on hillarys twitter lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:45:36): | https://i.sli.mg/lHGnv8.png |
| Shill Bill | (16:46:07): | That was last week |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:46:17): | the lie here is that Trump is one of the least popular candidates of all time |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:48:36): | if it's a lie, then we fight on that lie |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:48:41): | -slim charles |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:50:00): | lol high schools in california are walking out |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:50:02): | well did |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:50:11): | little b's couldn't even vote |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:50:29): | lol i know right |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:50:32): | what are they worried about, their parents paying taxes |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:50:38): | them not being able to have a gay mariage in 15 years |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:50:46): | get back to your beanie babies you little turds |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:51:08): | im wondering |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:51:19): | if gay marriage is repealed what happens to those who are already married |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:51:37): | no ex post factos laws right? you can't go back and retroactively punish someone for doing something that was legal at the time |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:51:57): | i see posts about gay people worried their marriage will be ended by the government |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:52:36): | isnt it constitutionally protected |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:53:09): | i don't think the consittution says anything about marriage |
| Shill Bill | (16:53:11): | Supreme Court already ruled. Another case would have to come up through the courts and plaintiffs would have to show definitively that their constitutional rights have been infringed |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:53:18): | yea that's what I thought too |
| Shill Bill | (16:53:22): | Unless there's a constitutional amendment |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:53:24): | and how would that even come to be |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:53:47): | "these gay people infringed my rights somehow and it's strictly due to their being able to get married" is gonna be hard af to prove |
| Shill Bill | (16:54:08): | Something like 30+ states convene and say they want to hold constitutional Congress |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:54:26): | doesnt matter if the constitution doesnt say anythign about marriage, the whole point of the supreme court is to take modern issues and somehow make it relate to a hastily written piece of paper written by unwashed slaveowners by candlelight |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:55:28): | a piece of paper that coincidentally when enacted directly financially benefited 45 of the 50 drafters. thats just coincidence though |
| Shill Bill | (16:55:32): | I wouldn't be shocked if one is called in the first two years of Trump presidency. GOP has dominant control over executive and legislative offices on the federal level and especially governors offices and state houses |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:56:09): | what is constitutional congress |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:56:09): | https://twitter.com/LaughingFooty/status/796377423428329472 |
| Shill Bill | (16:56:27): | If they were ever gonna act on amending the Constitution, then next two years are the most opportune time |
| Shill Bill | (16:57:45): | I may have used wing terminology. But to amend, the states say they wanna do it. Then vote on whether or not they wanna amend |
| Shill Bill | (16:57:53): | Then goes to Congress |
| Shill Bill | (16:59:25): | Article V of the Constitution prescribes how an amendment can become a part of the Constitution. While there are two ways, only one has ever been used. All 27 Amendments have been ratified after two-thirds of the House and Senate approve of the proposal and send it to the states for a vote. Then, three-fourths of the states must affirm the proposed Amendment.\n\nThe other method of passing an amendment requires a Constitutional Convention to be cal |
| Shill Bill | (16:59:27): | I had it backwards |
| Shill Bill | (17:00:02): | Woops |
| Shill Bill | (17:00:06): | The other method of passing an amendment requires a Constitutional Convention to be called by two-thirds of the legislatures of the States. That Convention can propose as many amendments as it deems necessary. Those amendments must be approved by three-fourths of the states. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:00:22): | http://www.npr.org/2016/11/09/501451368/here-is-what-donald-trump-wants-to-do-in-his-first-100-days?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=202709 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:00:38): | this is interesting |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:00:54): | and i wonder what they'd want to amend |
| Shill Bill | (17:01:29): | Abortion. Gay marriage. Stuff to please their base |
| Shill Bill | (17:02:12): | Trump also said he wants to see an amendment to place term limits on Congress |
| Shill Bill | (17:02:22): | Which I'm in favor of |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:02:31): | same |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:02:39): | but then shit like repealing obamacare to replace it with HSAs |
| Shill Bill | (17:03:15): | That's not really relevant to Constitution |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:05:05): | cant wait for the keystone pipeline. fuck the environment! |
| Shill Bill | (17:08:58): | Time to put money in oil markets |
| Shill Bill | (18:06:19): | Forgot, Dave chappelle is hosting SNL Saturday |
| Shill Bill | (18:06:23): | With tribe |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:18:22): | I actually like a few of these, term limits, not allowing lobbying by foreign governments, not allowing foreign lobbyist raising money for american campaigns |
| Shill Bill | (18:18:42): | Yeah |
| Shill Bill | (18:19:37): | Good luck getting Congress and Senate to vote on limiting their own power though |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:19:50): | yea they already said they wont |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:25:58): | imagine we had that power |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:26:08): | Boss - "Brian, you're fired" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:26:17): | Me - "Actually, I just took a vote on it. I'm gonna stay" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:30:22): | Because we need people to vote on their own term limits how can we ever expect to get them |
| Shill Bill | (18:33:12): | States may be able to do it individually. Like Maine last night passed Ranked choice vote, which affects federal elections as well. Except president, I think. So states may be able to place term limits on the federal representatives as well. But I'm not entirely sure |
| Shill Bill | (18:33:27): | Via statewide referendums |
| Shill Bill | (18:33:33): | Let voters decide |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:08:10): | So the market closed 300 points up |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:08:36): | For being president elect for 1 day. He's doing a solid job |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:12:02): | eh that's still down 200 points from yesterday lol. its cause the market is run by spaztastic speculators who manipulate it for their own gain |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:12:25): | As a social Democrat I think that's bad! |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:12:25): | You mean patriots |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:12:56): | every election since the 70s the day after there's a drop then a rebound. the market makers are the ones who say oh no, its uncertain in the future, drop prices! then people sell, and those in the know know it will turn right around buy up the shares on the cheap and make a quick buck |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:13:18): | You mean patriots. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:13:33): | I mean capitalist swine |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:13:56): | You can sell pork bellies on the market. Yes Brian. Good your learning |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:14:55): | The meat industry is just another conspiracy for their involvement and lack of accountability for their part in the global warming crisis! #StayWoke #StayWarm #Cow-spiracy |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:16:32): | Meat is a huge factor in global warming |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:17:11): | My meat. From making those capitalist sluts so hot |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:17:35): | I will never turn down the oppuritny to make a dick joke |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:34:06): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:37:07): | Yes you can |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:37:13): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:37:41): | This man and his sorcery lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:38:05): | Ross Zeller looks like he is 45 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:38:53): | He's getting his old years in early |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:39:07): | Then he's gonna use up his young years, smrat |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:39:11): | smart* |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:43:19): | When we're all 45 he's gonna look like hes 20 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:43:34): | He's basically Benjamin button |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:45:33): | Wow Ross, at 35 your hair really started coming in |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:56:25): | https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/09/donald-trump-white-house-hillary-clinton-liberals |
| Shill Bill | (20:00:25): | Lesson learned? Probably not |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:17:12): | Jessie is going to some sex toy mlm party on Friday and needs to bring a "naughty" dessert for appetizer. I am trying to help her think of the nastiest shit possible, any suggestions? We are thing of a humongous veiny black dick cake ejaculating vanilla frosting but we are open to suggestions |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:17:54): | Jizz |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:18:06): | Just straight up jizz |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:21:39): | Jizz + splenda |
| Shill Bill | (20:32:46): | America really don't like Shill https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/796520362301329408?s=09 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:37:52): | Fuck hill |
| Shill Bill | (20:38:28): | Now your just pandering, Pete |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:38:57): | As a social Democrat I disagree |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:42:57): | How the fuck does little kurioboh have the best video to explain why to stop crying about the election |
| Shill Bill | (20:43:15): | Who |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:43:53): | Yugioh abridged guy |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:44:32): | Lotta people crying about it right now in a few cities |
| Shill Bill | (20:49:00): | Good day to be a white male |
| Shill Bill | (20:50:17): | I made a joke last year at Thanksgiving that I was thankful for my white privilege. There were Asians there, so it was funny. Didn't think it would be so prescient |
| Shill Bill | (22:24:18): | South Park just had bill Clinton and bill Cosby sing a duet about joining Bill Clinton's gentleman's club |
| Thursday, 10 November 2016 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (04:57:25): | A lot of my coworkers had videos of them at protests. I just want them to shut up and take lose gracefully. This is why everyone hates millennials. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (05:05:18): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1SaD-gSZO4 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (05:06:31): | She needs to calm the fuck down. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:34:05): | Protests? What the fuck? Clinton lost lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:34:17): | Some people don't deserve democracy |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (07:48:11): | Tfw liberals are upset that trump said he wouldn't accept election results then do exactly that |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (07:50:48): | Now I see why you guys want to execute every last liberal man, woman and child and bathe in their blood |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (07:51:43): | I mean trump if he is to start acting like a fascist should be protests but part of me thinks his entire campaign was one big sales call. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (07:53:57): | Yea don't know if he will really pull off that wall lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:09:04): | He won't. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:09:15): | I'm sure like every president. He won't do shit. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:09:43): | Expect Fillmore. That night got shit done |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:09:44): | Sounds like something a MEXICANT would say |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:10:09): | He is a Presidont who Americant |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:58:09): | so who's got a shitty movie |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:58:42): | everyone down for a shitty movie + weed + maybe vidya or something on friday? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:04:35): | I'm excited, just did my first action as a social Democrat, my brother and I just got run the jewels tickets for February |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:04:43): | And I'm down |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:05:36): | I need to veg on vag |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:05:39): | Nice I just did my first action as a communist and started researching guns and gun ownership |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:06:31): | I hear they are really hard to get in NJ, like you need approval from the town and police station (unless you are a cop or active military) |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:07:18): | yea luckily poppa trump should make it soon that I can buy when I stop for a gas fill up |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:17:51): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:19:39): | Electoral college needs to go in the trash lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:19:54): | one vote = one vote |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:20:19): | the only way mathematically for someone to win the electoral and lose the popular is if some votes in essence don't count at all |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:23:36): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:24:04): | Trump needed about 50k less votes per electoral college point he got |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:25:00): | i aint never goin to college - hillary |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:25:18): | at this pace, hillary would have needed 2.4 million more votes just to be even with Trump, which I know isn't possible but it's interesting to extrapolate |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:27:20): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:27:49): | scratch that she would have needed 13 million extra votes just to tie trump with at her average rate of votes/electoral votes |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:31:51): | the system is fucked up lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:14:51): | last analysis |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:14:54): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:15:11): | Hillary's popular vote at the rate that Trump was getting electoral votes would have handily given her the election |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:39:26): | so is Ivanka now the most desirable woman in America? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:39:37): | I know im in the minority in this so the cops will shoot me |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:39:38): | but |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:39:48): | i like the electorail college |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:40:18): | It makes sure every state is represented fairly |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:40:57): | how many mid western states does it take to bring down the bohemth that is the liberal sepool of California |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:41:08): | NY Texas and Cali would only matter then |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:41:11): | Maine |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:41:13): | it creates voter apathy more than anything imo. republican in a repubiclan state - they got it, don't need my vote. repbulican in a dem state/dem in a rep state - whats the point, my states going the other way. \xa03rd party in any state -FUCK |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:41:13): | Utah |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:41:46): | yea but say thats the same thing in a small state |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:41:55): | Oh everyone in utah voted for me |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:41:57): | thats nice |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:42:09): | to bad Cali and NY wanted the other guy |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:42:10): | it turns the election into a game where only two parties can compete and only swing states matter |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:42:31): | i think it does more good then bad IMO |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:42:38): | but what do i know |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:42:43): | I only have a history degree |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:42:50): | plus it does unequally proportion the votes though based on who actually voted. imagien 2 states, a population of a 10 people each for 10 electoral votes. \xa0first state, everyone votes and the 10 electoral votes are given away, each vote was worth 1 electoral vote. \xa0in that other state, say there's heavy apathy, only 1 person votes, then that 1 vote is worth 10 electoral vollege votes |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:43:00): | https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/498006663987601408/gF4SJw82_400x400.jpeg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:43:06): | well the math shows it unevenly weights votes |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:43:14): | but i just have a math degree what do I know |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:43:20): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:43:37): | Math is for losers |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:43:43): | Any one ever get laid with math |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:43:44): | no |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:43:52): | any one get laid with history |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:43:53): | no |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:44:16): | so we are just virgins arguing over a system with good intentions but often brings out the worst |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:44:27): | watch a beautiful mind |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:44:36): | it's about john nash creating a math theory to get laid |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:44:52): | there boobs ? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:45:01): | no it's BYO |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:45:12): | well then no |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:45:27): | I only buy my boobs |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:51:01): | fuck the electoral college imo. it's only purpose to keep the 2 party system at this point. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:52:59): | Its not great |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:53:15): | but its also to keep miniorties from being drowned out |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:53:36): | Ill use math for you gay nerd |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:53:46): | nah gerrymandering keeps em out |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:54:58): | If someone says hey we are going to tax the top 1% at 100% to pay for the rest of the 99% people's living, then it would pass in a true democracy 99 vs 1 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:55:01): | but |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:55:35): | the EC was put in place to say that everyone has a right to be heard anf the 99% cant drown out the 1% |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:55:51): | The lower 99% are the worst type of people |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:55:54): | Poor People |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:56:30): | I think its a necessary evil |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:56:36): | instead we let the 1% boss around 99% percent aka democracy in the capitalist state \ufffd |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:57:04): | yea but we dont vote on that, thats just given to us, TO ARMS COMARDES |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:57:26): | WE MUST DESTROY THE PROLTARATE |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:57:50): | marc like it or not you are the proletariat at the moment lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:57:58): | you sell your labor, you're a prole just like us |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:58:17): | i also sell my body |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:58:29): | 50 bucks gets you a good time |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:58:44): | Marx's Theory of SMV |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:58:59): | Why do the Chads have all the value |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:59:00): | i'm a sexual socialist |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:59:20): | I'm defnitely far left in the sexual market |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:59:20): | why cant we split it even as the fat neckbeards deserve a chance to bang tens |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:59:21): | 10% of chads own 80% of women! wheres the democracy in that |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:59:27): | i need sexual handouts |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:59:36): | they are called hanjobs |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:59:37): | go to sweden and get disabled |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:59:43): | they give money to disabled peopel to visit brothels |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:59:44): | wait what |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:59:58): | like can i pretend to be disable |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:00:01): | like a ringer |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:00:15): | well a non disabled person can probably just fuck a whore on their own |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:00:17): | someone get me johnny knoxville on the phone |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:00:30): | might be the netherlands. some European country i know subsidizes handicap people's prostitute expenses |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:00:31): | sweden is such a weird country |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:01:00): | Europe is Weird |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:01:07): | I cab see why England left |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:02:06): | speak for yourselves that seems like a good thing |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:02:10): | disabled people need sex too |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:02:15): | or sexual contact at least |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:02:34): | nobody is entitled to sex though lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:02:54): | imagine being paralyzed AND not getting attention from women. they have higher suicide rates. \xa0i imagine lack of intimacy is a contributing factor |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:02:55): | it's a privilege |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:03:03): | yea but hookers will always exist anyways |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:03:12): | why not help ease some mental suffering |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:03:17): | for those who are physically already suffering |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:03:38): | because if you extrapolate that thinking for other guys who arent getting laid it starts to turn women into fuckholes |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:04:02): | well personally prostitution should be legal anyways |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:04:12): | yea agreed |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:04:14): | otherwise right now they're owned by pimps and are fuckholes without workers rights |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:04:19): | but I doubt it will happen in the US for a long time |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:04:34): | oh for sure we're so backwards. europe leads the way in sexual exploration |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:05:10): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:08:15): | isnt the whole point of Euro trip that |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:08:28): | and then he bangs the American Chick |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:08:35): | because America is better |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:09:01): | sure Europe might tie you down and have its way, but America is that sweet make love style |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:09:06): | get some Barry White |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:09:10): | nice wine |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:09:14): | and make love |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:09:25): | Europe is a hooker at a truck stop |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:09:32): | bang you take your shit anf leave |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:09:43): | I shoud be a politcal\xa0commentator |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:09:59): | the color commentator |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:12:49): | no, we need a black guy for colored commentator, wow Pete, trying to take POC jobs |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:14:44): | We just call them commentators now |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:15:09): | can we talk about the real issues now please |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:15:11): | like gamergate |
| Shill Bill | (11:17:12): | I'm gonna be commenting on all this shit on an internet radio show at 130 |
| Shill Bill | (11:17:25): | I'm stealing all your ideas and not giving you all any credit |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:17:39): | you fucking bitch |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:17:43): | what internet radio show |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:18:01): | i want to listen so I can call in and say "I know that guy, hes a jew, don't trust him" |
| Shill Bill | (11:18:43): | http://www.villageconnectionmagazine.com/radio.html |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:19:06): | how'd you get on this show? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:19:35): | once you get on you should just start yelling PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS until they cut you off |
| Shill Bill | (11:19:40): | It's the guys show that's writing the book about the rock and roll hall of fame guy my dad is friends with. Also a screenwriter |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:20:03): | oh sheesh |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:20:15): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3RsJBhhswI |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:20:23): | you better pitch Hand-Dad or Army-Bud |
| Shill Bill | (11:20:31): | I just texted him last night when I was drunk and said, hey man. I'm a millennial. I need to vent |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:20:45): | and he said why not do it publicly on the radio? |
| Shill Bill | (11:21:48): | Yeah. No questions asked |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:21:56): | nice |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:22:05): | you're talking about the election? |
| Shill Bill | (11:22:59): | Yeah I assume. I don't know how large the following is, but I do know there were some heavy hitter classic rock types interviewed in weeks past |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:23:28): | if he asks you if you think trump won because of the racist vote what's your take |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:23:51): | cause i keep seeing that and it kind of pisses me off/ignores the larger issue/feeds fuel to the trump's base |
| Shill Bill | (11:24:16): | That's not what happened |
| Shill Bill | (11:24:27): | Dem vote was down |
| Shill Bill | (11:24:39): | Hillary fucked up and didn't strategize properly |
| Shill Bill | (11:24:42): | Her fault |
| Shill Bill | (11:24:59): | Did Trump fire up racists, yes |
| Shill Bill | (11:25:09): | Did they win it for him, no |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:26:09): | None |
| Shill Bill | (11:30:08): | I do have a radical idea that I haven't heard floated before that I may mention on the show... getting rid of the presidency as we know it and replacing it with a Governing Council, made up of the governors of all fifty States |
| Shill Bill | (11:30:21): | Electoral college has problems |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:30:21): | i was just thinking maybe having a president is a mistake |
| Shill Bill | (11:30:34): | Marc is right the EC protects minorities |
| Shill Bill | (11:31:10): | But pop vote would mean that candidates focus most of time and attention to population centers ie Dems |
| Shill Bill | (11:31:31): | The problem as I see it is the national referendum model |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:31:42): | as it is right now, the onyl way for all votes to equally count under an electoral model is for 100% of people to vote. which has never ever happened in our country |
| Shill Bill | (11:32:25): | But if you distribute the executive powers through the governors offices, you still protect voices from your state |
| Shill Bill | (11:33:28): | Perhaps they elect a President amongst themselves |
| Shill Bill | (11:33:53): | That's how we get a speaker of the house |
| Shill Bill | (11:34:21): | That's how UK gets their prime minister |
| Shill Bill | (11:35:33): | Obvious kinks to work out, but I feel it's a viable alternative |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:43:43): | Well im in to listen |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:43:52): | Mention Next Gen Biz Men |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:44:12): | my boss said all the protesters should be shot lol. "if you stab someone you go to jail, if you shoot someone you go to jail, if you're illegal you don't. are people that stupid?" i don't get how that relates to the protests. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:44:19): | can i listen to it on the interent |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:44:35): | yea i want to listen |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:44:53): | i want you to say what we're all thinking |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:45:06): | that we now have the hottest first lady |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:45:32): | Slow your roll |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:45:37): | Lady Bird Johnson |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:45:43): | one fine piece of Assss |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:46:04): | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/MrsJohnson.png/220px-MrsJohnson.png |
| Shill Bill | (11:46:04): | Yeah you can listen online |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:46:10): | link me bor |
| Shill Bill | (11:46:39): | http://www.villageconnectionmagazine.com/radio.html |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:46:42): | Fuck i broke my headphones |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:46:54): | someone record it |
| Shill Bill | (11:47:31): | It'll be online to listen to at your earliest convenience |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:51:34): | what time is it again |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:51:58): | an hour before the dentist appointment |
| Shill Bill | (11:51:58): | 130 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:52:00): | of tooth hurty |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:54:28): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:55:02): | Did I tell you guys my parallel universe theory about this election |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:57:19): | do tell |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:59:51): | So I know you're all aware of parallel universes in theory. There's a main universe that is focused on typically, and all other universes are reflections of the main one with some quirk.\n\nWe are NOT the main universe. \xa0We are a paralell one, and our quirk is that whatever becomes a meme on the internet, becomes real. \xa0Like death note. \xa0Think, Leicester won the league through memes, Cubs won, Meek Mill got memed out of existence by Drake even going through a meme powerpoint on stage, and now, Trump has shitposted his way to the presidency |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:00:30): | So really all we have to do, to actually make America great again, is to make memes about how it becomes great/what is like. Which really suits my desires for activism, and to not really do anything besides look at funny internet pictures. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:03:14): | is Harambe a meme because he is dead or is he dead became he is a meme? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:05:01): | Harambe lives on through memes |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:05:04): | True legends never die |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:05:22): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:05:33): | also some erotic hillary fan fiction for you guys, its hilarious lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:05:45): | http://i.imgur.com/TWNipYR.jpg |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:06:11): | i'll watch this later when i am alone and having a glass of red wine in the tub |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:08:26): | ill give ya a taste |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:08:40): | "Do you want me to touch it Barack? Would that make you feel better?" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:09:01): | "My two blackberries are turning into blueberries," Obama said. Hew as back to whining. \xa0"Do you know how long it's been?" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:13:19): | this good smut is giving me 2 blueberries know what i am saying |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:36:25): | that was amazing |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:36:37): | yea you guys should read the pic if you have time the whole thing is hilarious |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:37:02): | we have to break up |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:37:47): | "But why?" hillary was getting upset. She liked having both Donald and Bernie in her life. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:38:15): | "No, not us, Hillary. The banks. \xa0We have to break up the big banks." |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:07:54): | I feel like michelle obama\xa0would give the worst handjobs |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:08:50): | Only one way to find out |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:09:36): | idk her arms look like she has the stamina to go a while which could come in HANDy |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:09:47): | get it do you get it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:09:51): | CUM in HANDy |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:10:05): | because i am a man and i come and she has good hands that i cum in do you get it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:10:13): | What is cum? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:15:30): | Cumin the spice |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:26:57): | josh wahats the name of the radio show you're going on |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:27:04): | or is it the default one when you go to the webpage |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:29:50): | Mr. Marguilies, really talented writer/blogger |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:29:53): | FUCKING PLUG NGBM YOU BITCH |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:29:55): | lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:30:00): | wait till they hear about bird rape |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:30:18): | josh's voice makes me cum |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:30:29): | he's got a voice and face for radio |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:30:50): | LOL |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:37:30): | im in the chat |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:37:42): | join me |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:37:56): | this is more important than work |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:39:00): | im in |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:39:06): | and i cant even hear ior |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:39:38): | \ufffd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:39:46): | oh man josh is getting questioned on whitelash |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:40:10): | Say the russians did it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:40:14): | dont let em shake you josh, white is right |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:40:19): | P O W E R |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:40:47): | MDawg420 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:55:23): | we are retarded |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:57:08): | josh I have a full brain and I don't think you're funny at all |
| Shill Bill | (14:00:16): | man, I had so much more to say |
| Shill Bill | (14:00:24): | 30 minutes flew by. shit |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:00:36): | next time just talk over the host |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:00:39): | go no you listen to ME |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:00:48): | the streets will run with burgundy's blood |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:15:19): | None |
| Shill Bill | (15:15:58): | Highly regrettable choices |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:58:18): | http://www.theonion.com/articleslideshow/america-chooses-glass-ceiling-look-back-hillary-cl-54613#0 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:05:46): | http://www.theonion.com/article/area-liberal-no-longer-recognizes-fanciful-wildly--54670 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:06:02): | HRC |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:06:08): | Hilary Really Choked |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:06:25): | Blew a 3-1 lead |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:06:35): | Stole a 3-1 lead from Bernie, and then blew it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:07:43): | Cali blew another 3-1 lead over Ohio |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:15:03): | https://i.redd.it/abgwsajvagwx.jpg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:16:30): | anarchy babyyyy |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:21:16): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:25:37): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:25:47): | lol i love that little shit bags smug look and sun glasses |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:34:30): | https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/796786507092660224 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:34:40): | unheard nirvana stuff streamed by shkreli |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:35:36): | nevermidn think i was lied to |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:39:46): | dont you do this to me ricky booby |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:46:20): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:46:33): | at least our next secretary of state is very smart and he knows it lol |
| Shill Bill | (16:50:58): | Think he's got a PhD in history or some shit. Address him by his real name, Doctor Mr Secretary |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:51:27): | https://i.imgur.com/O5TSWFX.jpg |
| Shill Bill | (16:54:34): | https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/796825797323526145 |
| Shill Bill | (16:54:52): | DNC gonna be a mess |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:55:36): | Thank you Based-Zach |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:55:48): | Course still sucks we will die from climate change but eh, that's life amritie |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:56:06): | This is Brittant and KFed all over again |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:56:24): | who would have thaough Kevin Feddlerine would have been the sane one |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:56:32): | just like the RNC is now |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:59:40): | http://i.imgur.com/aXeHYaU.jpg |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:33:34): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:33:44): | Unrelated, I'm just over the election |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:39:45): | Idk I'm growing anxious |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:40:11): | PSL party finally contacted me, asked me to come to the Harlem protest and to pack heat |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:41:40): | Time to start thinning the herd if you get my drift ;) |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:43:06): | Big ass usa flag hanging behind shop rite now in the construction rental yard between 2 cherry picks |
| Shill Bill | (18:43:26): | Trump is back in NYC tonight. I feel like someone is going to try and do something really rash. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:43:48): | I was talking about this with my coworker today we both said the same |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:44:22): | Just saying "president trump" out loud feels absurd tbh |
| Shill Bill | (18:45:21): | Yeah. But it's reality. And great deal of blame lies with DNC |
| Shill Bill | (18:45:46): | That's where these protesters need to focus their attention |
| Shill Bill | (18:45:50): | IMHO |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:46:05): | Well too late for that |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:46:11): | They just wanna bash the fash |
| Shill Bill | (18:47:12): | He ain't that yet. But he's teetering on becoming one. Then there's justification for outage, but we're not there at the moment |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:51:47): | Yea I'm going to be anxious until his inauguration |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:52:13): | I'm afraid of the accelerationism now |
| Shill Bill | (19:01:57): | Like I said earlier, you may think you want it, but what it actually means is truly horrific |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:08:49): | I was talking to my mom abo it my fear of the environment mentioned wind power, she said oh they complained it killed birds. Steves solution was to fry up the dead bird and feed the homeless, boom problem solved |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:11:51): | Steve for president |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:13:00): | 2 birds one stone |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:19:49): | Two birds one wind turbine |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:38:54): | How do I reach these keedddzzzz |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:40:04): | Donald Trump as president is probably the best thing to ever happen to South park |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:46:00): | now that it's over, it;s almost hard to remember how it all began |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:46:02): | https://i.redd.it/e7p4q2uuanwx.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:47:44): | This old black guy next to me is reading brebart. I guess he wants to fit in during the Trumpire |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:01:35): | YouTube is censoring a video that shows Clinton supporters beating up a trump voter. Guess you can't say you are the morally right group with that out in the open |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (22:48:26): | I believe violence is appropriate in regards to fascism and fascist regimes. Some people liken donald to a fascist regime but I do think it's too early to start beating up old supporters of his. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (22:49:20): | Marc, what would you think about doing a Marx with Marc podcast where we read a short socialist piece to you and get your reaction? we could do the reverse as well to keep things fair |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (22:50:45): | you could read a piece of literature representing your ideology to one of us and get our take. |
| Friday, 11 November 2016 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (05:02:09): | I'd just make you guys read rap lyrics |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (05:02:25): | But I'd do it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (05:02:46): | Just throw a K in Marc. To protect my identity |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:55:13): | How do you think Marx would react to Wu Tang Clan's "Shame on a Nigga" |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (06:55:47): | Or how RZA would react to the Communist Manifesto |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (06:57:16): | Hed probably love it but wish it included more kung fu |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:50:43): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (07:53:19): | M A G A |
| Shill Bill | (07:55:19): | What movie we watching later? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:58:55): | MASA. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:59:03): | Make America Skate Again |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:59:07): | And cyber bully |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:04:27): | Fateful findings? Very relevant now |
| Shill Bill | (08:05:01): | Haven't seen either of these |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:05:46): | Hilary's America |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:06:27): | https://youtu.be/aFgQ34b96_U |
| Shill Bill | (08:09:10): | Hillary's America is now a true alternate reality scifi drama |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:09:43): | That feel when you'll never know if Hilary's America was true or not \U0001f630 |
| Shill Bill | (08:31:02): | My god, Pete. That trailer. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:37:49): | I'm down for fateful findings lol |
| Shill Bill | (08:38:01): | Marc won't have a good night |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:53:49): | i can laugh at my faith |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:54:12): | If you can't laugh at yourself at all, life is going to be hard in general |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:55:05): | my favorite parts are how the left is portyied in these things |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:55:14): | like in Gods not Dead |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:55:35): | it was so funny how a proffessor would fail someone who said God isnt dead |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:55:40): | its philopshy |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:55:48): | that teacher is drunk anyway |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:55:53): | oh that's that christian movie right |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:56:07): | that tries to make atheists look terrible |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:56:37): | which is stupid |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:57:12): | i mean some atheists are idiots |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:57:14): | i just use brian and it shows people athiest are stupid |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:57:16): | just look at /r/atheism |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:57:25): | alright good burn lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:57:59): | i tried using josh but they kept saying stop using hyperbole |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:59:32): | http://i.imgur.com/thy8Pk7.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:03:45): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbygriZT1Xw&feature=youtu.be |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:04:08): | Ann Coulter should get to DDT all those people |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:05:02): | Fuck Bill Maher |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:05:05): | I would have just shit on Bill Mahur if i was her now. Be like you still laughing, this my house now |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:05:23): | Bill Maher and Ricky Gervas give atheist a bad name |
| Shill Bill | (09:05:47): | She also said Trump was just doing his standard retard impression when he made fun of that disabled reporter |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:06:01): | Be like NDT be like hey im athiest,\xa0but look at science |
| Shill Bill | (09:06:02): | But to be fair, Maher said Trump would win |
| Shill Bill | (09:06:23): | Or that it was very likely |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:06:32): | lol NDT is kind of a butt, he's the posterboy of /r/iamverysmart now |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:06:43): | i mean he is |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:06:50): | like if 1 dude gets to do that |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:06:52): | its him |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:07:15): | he is the head of the biggest planetuim in the world, not a dude in a basement |
| Shill Bill | (09:07:37): | What if that planetarium is in a basement |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:07:48): | He is smart rho and good in cosmos |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:07:52): | yea some people on reddit said they won a prize to have him come and present at their college and they got to have dinner with him. they said he was just an asshole |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:07:53): | and gassy |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:07:55): | said he farted alot |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:08:36): | Listen i can only get so hard |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:08:50): | smart farting asshole |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:08:52): | sign me up |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:09:08): | http://i.imgur.com/RjlHlxe.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:11:35): | https://i.imgur.com/RJsV0Uc.jpg |
| Shill Bill | (09:12:25): | Marc, who would you vote for in a Trump v Bernie election in 2020? |
| Shill Bill | (09:12:41): | Given your current perception of the candidates |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:12:51): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:13:46): | Bernie ain't running in 2020 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:13:51): | He'll be ancient |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:14:17): | He said he would consider it |
| Shill Bill | (09:14:26): | Just asking a hypothetical. Trump ain't young either |
| Shill Bill | (09:14:46): | Oldest person ever elected |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:14:48): | As of Right now |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:14:56): | Id go Trump |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:15:04): | Bernie is a great guy |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:15:13): | and belives he is right and wants to fight for it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:15:18): | which i admire |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:15:46): | but I fundamentally disagree\xa0with his socialistic policies |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:15:56): | and he wont beat Trump in a re election |
| Shill Bill | (09:16:27): | Fair enough. "Marx with Marc" should be fun |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:16:41): | im down |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:16:48): | do i get it droped on me that day |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:16:52): | or do i have time to read it |
| Shill Bill | (09:17:10): | Nah. We read it to you. You react |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:17:16): | ah |
| Shill Bill | (09:17:19): | Then you read us some capitalist stuff |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:17:19): | i was gonna say you can read it |
| Shill Bill | (09:17:35): | Either way, we just need your reaction |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:17:36): | it might be better if you had responses thought ahead o f time |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:17:37): | yea |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:17:47): | im better off the cuff |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:17:57): | alrighty then lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:18:11): | just let me know the basis of the articles and i can listen yo you |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:18:14): | or read it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:18:24): | like i read it then we go live |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:19:08): | I think we were going with "The Principles of Communism" by Frederich Engels, Marx's bff. It's written in a question-answer response, 25 questions, explaining what communism is based on |
| Shill Bill | (09:19:11): | Nah, has to be read as part of recording |
| Shill Bill | (09:20:50): | So read a passage, then reaction. Listeners would have to know what you're reacting to |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:41:02): | https://medium.com/@SeanBlanda/the-other-side-is-not-dumb-2670c1294063#.r9kfhrrsn |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:50:02): | that is really well written and right |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:50:23): | we live in echo chambers and people who arent in contact with diverse opionons dont\xa0understand |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:52:50): | yup. i think the controversial opinion game thing is a good idea |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:52:56): | it is |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:53:07): | i always try to understand the other side now |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:53:16): | like what i said about bernie earlier |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:53:56): | yea agreed. it's bad to live in an echo chamber. \xa0im just lucky my echo chamber is the right one |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:53:56): | i diagree with his politics doenst make him stupid or evil |
| Shill Bill | (09:55:01): | Mandatory weekly community teleconference with other random American communities. No show = fine/tax |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:55:58): | well that would only hurt poorer people who can't make the teleconference due to working long hours. but i do think that's a good idea otherwise. \xa0the liberal bubble that has just burst shows its a necessity |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:56:43): | yea trump winning showed how unaware the media is to most of america |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:57:04): | that's what happens when they're pushing a narrative instead of reporting truth |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:59:20): | The Port Authority is gonna be in financial trouble real soon |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:59:24): | how do you short a government institution |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:08:36): | seriously though listen this shit it's crazy |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:08:50): | people working at Port Authority right now have been out of contract for about 10 years |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:10:40): | so when a new contract finally is made, thats 10 years of retro pay for thousands of people, probably around 1.5% or more since the Port Authority does NOT have to follow a 2% cap like the rest of NJ,their salaries which are around 100k right now on average. and in their audited financial statement where you're supposed to disclose things like possible upcoming costs, this is not even mentioned anywhere |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:15:21): | and this is for every employee, Port Authority Police, Sergant Bureau, Detective Bureau, Lt Bureau,, Mechanics, and everyone else who works there. \xa0it's gonna be a nightmare |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:25:03): | they employ almost 7000 people now. also anyone who retired in the past 10 years will be entitled to retro pay up to their retirement as well. shit is gonna get fucked up. |
| Shill Bill | (10:30:14): | Go Chris Christie |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:39:24): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:39:29): | yes liberal tears, flow freely |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:39:35): | thats my friend from college lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:42:03): | im so glad we all hate liberals now lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:43:20): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:44:40): | does she mean the volience towards trump supporters in major metropltian areas |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:45:05): | I dont even wear my Make Media Great Again hat |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:45:23): | MMGA |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:45:56): | I'm prepared, me a my little friend, an Eagle from the Desert \ufffd |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:46:36): | Im more a fan of the TMNT, I got some Uz if you catch my drift |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:47:07): | Im also a huge fan of my Anna Kendirck\xa0collection, i have 47 of AKs movies |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:47:33): | also a big fan of gum |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:47:41): | fully loaded Bazooka Joes |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:48:13): | I also have been catfishing people on line saying im an M16 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:48:53): | also some really cool clocks great clocks, glocks |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:48:56): | I was thinking of getting a new water pipe\xa0to smoke from. I hear that Roor makes some water pipes that are the bomb. I looked into the alternatives, but every review I read says Roor trumps the competition and towers\xa0over other methods of smoking |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:49:16): | see if you can find the hidden message! |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:50:14): | there is a bomb in the lasagna |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:50:36): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmHlh6tQAO4 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:57:28): | look at this liberal |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:57:32): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:58:00): | Reply "You would say that whitey" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:58:54): | it is my fantasy to do a reply all to an email like that |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:59:06): | and have 300k people read my shit |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:59:47): | To Meg:\n\nDo you have room in your liberal bubble for one more? I want to get away from this reality.\n\nPete "The Social Democrat" Sperlazzo |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:00:12): | By the way, I'm a Social Democrat. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:00:30): | P.S. Bernie was robbed |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:01:52): | we have new clients at my office. my boss loves sharing his political views with people he's known less than an hour |
| Shill Bill | (11:01:58): | Brian, we did it. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:03:44): | Guys, honest and serious question. What markets/industries/products do you think will do well under a Trump presidency A) if he does what he says and B) if he doesn't |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:03:56): | need to know both so hedging bets can be done |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:06:14): | Steel jumped 30% after trump was announced, Private Prisons jumped 55% |
| Shill Bill | (11:06:47): | Yeah, Brian and I started a spreadsheet of evil |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:07:00): | How do we capitalize on white power |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:07:28): | how do you short mosques |
| Shill Bill | (11:08:39): | We want to capitalize on misogyny and islamophobia |
| Shill Bill | (11:09:20): | Sadly not a joke |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:10:04): | I was thinking something has got to spike on inauguration day but I don't know what. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:14:17): | "Man, who would have expected the ride we\u2019re all having right now? This is pretty amazing\u2026. Who would have thought that this circus would come to town?\nBut, you know\u2014it may not be good for America, but it\u2019s damn good for CBS, that\u2019s all I got to say.\nSo what can I say? It\u2019s\u2014you know, the money\u2019s rolling in, and this is fun." -Les Moonves on Trump being elected |
| Shill Bill | (11:14:49): | Fuck that |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:18:29): | This is what I told my mom last night and she got pissed. I told her Hillary was the rich peoples Plan A and Trump was Plan B. \xa0Not like they're going to hate his tax cuts or anything. \xa0She got pissed. \xa0IT WAS ALL A RUSEEE |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:26:44): | i just want to get high |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:26:58): | fuck this gay democracy |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:33:37): | do you guys ever feel like your societal/political problems are just self inflicted lol |
| Shill Bill | (11:33:59): | No |
| Shill Bill | (11:34:48): | I took the red pill willingly |
| Shill Bill | (11:34:56): | I chose to be informed |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:35:30): | don't call it the red pill lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:35:51): | yea self inflicted, by humanity, on humanity |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:36:21): | but you choose to seek out stuff that affirms your views right |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:36:42): | reality has a communist bias |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:39:27): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv9hn4IGofM |
| Shill Bill | (11:40:22): | Just reading critiques an analysis of current capitalist system is revealing in and of itself |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:40:37): | they just presented us some stuff |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:40:47): | https://userscontent2.emaze.com/images/e97186c1-9b71-45bc-a741-9ef279ab17b3/8cc1ffe4-ceed-4b27-9771-7435871e3e60.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:40:54): | Thats a full grown one |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:41:04): | snakes aint gunna\xa0fuck with dat |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:41:09): | That is fucking magestic tbh |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:41:13): | majestic* |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:41:22): | dat jump |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:41:26): | like a movie |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:42:10): | Here is something you can't understand, how an iguana can just kill a man |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:42:48): | damn that video was intesnse |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:43:03): | i thought he was a goner when got tangled up and the was lol nope see ya |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:43:11): | He was trump |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:43:17): | Fuck these scandals |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:43:23): | to the white house |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:43:54): | then the one at the top was melinia |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:44:03): | gunna get some lizard strange tonoghjt |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:59:26): | http://i.imgur.com/RLHMowU.jpg |
| Shill Bill | (12:00:22): | WNBA is gonna be sick in ten years time |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:01:17): | http://www.inquisitr.com/3704461/hillary-voters-owe-it-to-america-to-stop-calling-everyone-a-nazi-and-start-reading-wikileaks/ |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:01:18): | lol |
| Shill Bill | (12:02:48): | I feel good that we we're all in the fuck Hillary camp. Except Pete. Pete is dirty Jew globalist scum |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:04:08): | you went full alex jones there |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:15:01): | well i am still waiting for the Son of God |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:43:28): | i kinda stole lunch today |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:43:57): | i did that yesterday, walked into a sales meeting after everyone left and snatched up leftover food like a fucking raccoon |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:46:54): | what did you steal marc lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:47:56): | I went to a take out place |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:48:00): | i had a gift card |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:48:08): | and i waited for mac and cheese |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:48:13): | then other people were |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:48:17): | they left right after |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:48:21): | and so did i |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:48:24): | so yea |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:54:04): | http://i.imgur.com/7zyESBf.png |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:54:16): | okay calm down nerds |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:54:37): | Mario Goes SteamPunk |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:01:51): | something about steampunk makes me very uncomfortable |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:02:01): | its up there with furries |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:05:14): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:05:53): | my mom types exactly like trump only with a lot more typos |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:08:22): | Melania liked Mrs. O a lot! makes it sound like Mrs. O is the family dog or something lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:08:44): | I understand he only has 140 characters but doesn't sound great still lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:09:32): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:12:20): | Trump is such a fucking retard lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:12:27): | but he's the peoples' choice |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:12:46): | At least it's the best system we have |
| Shill Bill | (13:14:35): | We need sortition. Only way to combat apathy and complacency |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:17:00): | we just need gulags |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:18:44): | Save us Stalin |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:39:06): | >Police Calm Millennial Protesters By Handing Out Participation Trophies |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:39:49): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:47:01): | We should start calling baby boomers the Trophy Generation |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:47:09): | They thought it was such a good idea to just give out trophies all the time |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:47:24): | Wanna watch howard the duck |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:47:36): | Is it shitty? Is it funny? My only 2 conditions |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:47:43): | both |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:47:50): | voted worst movie of the 80s |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:48:01): | that sounds great lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:48:28): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:48:36): | By decade, you're right Howard the Duck is right there lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:49:36): | is it so bad its good tho |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:49:38): | or just bad |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:49:44): | its a marvel movie |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:49:51): | maed by geoge lucas |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:50:53): | its 2.99 on youtube |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:51:35): | https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/25-movies-so-bad-theyre-unmissable/ |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:55:52): | https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarettwieselman/bad-movies-we-love?utm_term=.eq2nB1174#.gvJeMmmLp |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:57:14): | From Justin To Kelly, remember that movie? lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:57:19): | Justin: Hey, you\u2019re the girl from the beach.\nKelly: My friends call me Kelly for short. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:57:24): | lolol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:57:28): | Whats her long name? Kellendra? lol |
| Shill Bill | (14:00:25): | O man, there was this kid Terrance I worked with at WOB. One day I asked him, "hey what's Terrance short for". He was thoroughly confused |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:02:02): | Well Marc is the short for my name |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:02:23): | Mark my words ill gut you like a fish you piece of shit doctor Ruggiero |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:02:25): | What's Marc long for though? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:04:01): | this buzzfeed article is shit by the way, Demolition Man is a GREAT movie |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:04:35): | i looked up howard the duck, seems to have a good following of people saying its so bad its good |
| Shill Bill | (14:05:19): | how can you go wrong when Stallone and Bullock mind fucking |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:05:34): | there's also Mac and Me, the ET ripoff lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:05:57): | lol this guy doesnt even know how to use the 3 seashells |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:06:03): | paul rudd loves that movie |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:06:14): | and Josh from Clueless cant be wrong |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:06:20): | he bangs his step sister |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:07:01): | i wish i had a stepsister so i could bang her |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:07:36): | if that is sick then you're telling me that like 50% of hardcore porn is sick! |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:08:23): | if you tell me that jerking off to ponies is wrong then i guess a whole sub reddit is wrong |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:15:57): | remember guys when banging a chick float a finger around her buttholw |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:16:07): | you miss 100% of the shots you dont take |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:18:00): | the upshot of incest porn is an odd phenomenon |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:18:05): | black people are judging white people so hard for it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:18:15): | i can't blame them i find it weird af |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:19:48): | thats why i stick to the good stuff furries |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:20:01): | between incest and cucks, it's no wonder people think the white man is crazy |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:21:23): | the winner is uglly fat white women |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:21:32): | thats the white experience, being cucked by your hotstepsister |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:21:52): | oh yea like barron aint gunna\xa0jerk it to Ivanka |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:21:57): | andthen your 25 year old hot stepmom walks in and joins the action |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:22:02): | we all are gunna jerk it to her |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:22:05): | barron is going to have a very confusing childhood |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:22:38): | i cant wait until we have 2 first ladies |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:23:09): | Oh shit could you imagine trump divorces melania during his term and remarries |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:23:16): | id have a threesome with ivanka and melinia |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:23:28): | throw Michelle in there too |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:23:28): | ditto that |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:23:32): | i like variety |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:23:38): | it's cool when its a mom and daughter that you're not related to |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:23:57): | "id have a threesome with ivanka and melinia" - Donald trump |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:24:10): | Fuck it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:24:17): | throw Jill Biden in there too |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:24:20): | if you think trump hasnt had a threesome you're an idiot |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:24:32): | he gets a firm grip on that pussy |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:24:44): | Lady Bird Johnson |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:24:46): | now |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:25:00): | oh she dead |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:25:02): | nvm |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:25:12): | the fuck kind of name was lady bird |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:25:33): | what kinda first name is Peter |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:25:43): | should be P'tor |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:25:44): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:25:49): | for mother russia |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:25:54): | oh it wasnt her actual name |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:26:05): | hey i'm claudia but everyone calls me Bird Woman |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:26:18): | War Eagles |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:27:20): | I'm the Human Bird |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:27:30): | http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/theanchoress/files/2013/10/hankladybird.png |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:27:39): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:27:47): | accidentally pressed control v again on my work shit lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:28:07): | https://vimeo.com/136582340 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:28:56): | i can still recite the opening in my hjead |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:30:06): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:30:10): | more liberal tears for you guys |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:30:16): | facebook is a goldmine |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:45:23): | everyone is so up in arms and this crazy shit they can't see the hypocrisy |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:45:31): | America desrves trump |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:45:36): | cause he cant either |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:46:01): | hilary can and explotied\xa0it, and thats\xa0why she lost |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:46:23): | im so torn |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:46:44): | i think trump has potential to be an absolute disaster and do real harm to a lot of peopel |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:46:50): | but watching liberal tears is great |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:47:08): | i'm that gorilla dick POTUS |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:47:12): | i make dyke pussy wet |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:47:14): | course we're all white so we're safe in the future thunder dome anyways |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:47:17): | white men* |
| Shill Bill | (14:47:43): | Ben Carson is on Trump's transition team |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:48:17): | Donald Trump may select Jose Rodriguez, one of the primary architects of the George W. Bush torture program, to run the Central Intelligence Agency, according to a law firm with close ties to Trump. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:48:35): | M A G A |
| Shill Bill | (14:49:29): | Surgeon General Carson |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:49:41): | S C A R Y |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:50:12): | one of my favorite shower thoughts - "If you don't know what any of the words mean, water boarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds awesome" |
| Shill Bill | (14:51:00): | Now that the cabinet is coming together and good appointees are coming to light, this is becoming scary |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:51:13): | yarp |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:51:24): | Hey pete, you're in growing company |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:51:26): | >Democratic Socialists of America added 1,000 members in 2 days following election. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:51:48): | you realize that Ben Carison is one of the best Nerosurgians in the world right |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:51:56): | he would be a great suergon general |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:52:19): | he has the personality of cardboard |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:52:29): | but he knows his shit |
| Shill Bill | (14:53:26): | He thinks going to prison makes you gay |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:54:07): | "My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain. Now all the archaeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs\u2019 graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it. And I don\u2019t think it\u2019d just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain," he told students, according to the video posted. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:56:15): | On how he would handle an active-shooter situation\n\nThe candidate told "Fox and Friends" that if a gunman like the one who killed nine people at Umpqua Community College in Oregon had walked up to him and asked his religion, he would not go along.\n\n"Not only would I probably not cooperate with him, I would not just stand there and let him shoot me, I would say, \u2018Hey guys, everybody attack him. He may shoot me, but he can\u2019t get us all,'" Carson suggested, when talking about the October killings. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:57:14): | ah found the gay thing |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:57:15): | "A lot of people who go into prison straight and when they come out, they\u2019re gay, so did something happen while they were in there? Ask yourself that question," he told Chris Cuomo. |
| Shill Bill | (14:57:59): | Ben Carson is a world renowned neurosurgeon, not a doctor of public health |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:59:13): | At the Values Voter Summit in October 2013, Carson remarked that "Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery."\n\n"And it is in a way, it is slavery in a way, because it is making all of us subservient to the government, and it was never about health care. It was about control," he said. |
| Shill Bill | (14:59:15): | Big difference between MD and more analytical policy work like that of PhD |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:59:26): | man Ben Carson is a quote gold mine lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:59:46): | he reminds me of will.i.am |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:59:57): | dude knows medicine |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:00:01): | thats all you need |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:00:45): | listen here you silly liberal fruit cakes |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:01:04): | people have been apointed ambasdors to countrys they have never been |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:01:32): | can be elected presdient after running reality tv |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:01:33): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:01:47): | anything is possibleeeeeeeee |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:01:53): | Ben Carson can be Surgorn general |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:02:27): | if christie doesnt go to jail, and if donald likes him that day, he might be in the short list for attoerny general as a goof |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:03:12): | the Donald will make America great again |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:03:34): | then you liberals will fuck it all up again trying to help poor people |
| Shill Bill | (15:03:36): | Not if the Donald can help it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:03:43): | if they wanted help they shouldnt be poor |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:05:03): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:05:18): | my point for the electoral college |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:05:22): | sorry it was on facebook |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:06:00): | The point about electoral colleges protecting minority voters is kind of moot though when every state is gerrymandered to death |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:07:07): | https://aboveaverage.com/small-comfort-heres-the-electoral-map-if-only-i-voted/?utm_campaign=Organic&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=pagepost |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:08:04): | My biggest issue with the electoral college, besides that some votes coutn more than others, is that it's a very high barrier for 3rd parties. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:09:32): | i do think it does bare third parties |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:09:52): | but with GJ and the commie only getting less then 5% |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:09:58): | there are bigger issues |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:10:24): | if Gary got 40% of the votes in a several states |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:10:30): | and lost each state |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:10:32): | then yea |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:10:35): | fucked up |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:10:40): | yea exactly |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:10:47): | but he got 5% |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:10:53): | not gunna win anything' |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:10:53): | the only way he could have got any electoral college points was if they were all centered in one state |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:11:01): | instead each vote then amounted to nothing when the state went dem or rep |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:11:09): | he got 4 million votes |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:11:21): | yea |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:11:33): | not 40 million |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:11:35): | 4 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:11:39): | i was one of them |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:12:03): | but you are saying the pool sucks because you are losing to Phelps and Locte |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:12:10): | yea teh pool does suck |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:12:14): | at the rate of votes/electoral point, he should hav had between 15-18 electoral votes based on trump and hillarys rate of votes/electoral point |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:12:35): | and what would the 15-18 do? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:12:40): | jill would hav ehad 4-5 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:12:46): | well then no one would have reached 270 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:12:57): | trump has 303 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:13:40): | he pretty much posterized hill dawg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:14:02): | a proportional appropration of electoral votes may have inspired more 3rd party voters. our rep and dem voters are already apathetic, imagine how 3rd party voters are |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:14:15): | true |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:14:18): | but then |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:14:31): | we would have to do it not by state |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:14:47): | and then it would open it to a true democarcy of the popular vote |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:14:55): | which fucks the minioties |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:15:00): | so what is the argument exactly for the electoral college |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:15:22): | i understand minority protection but thats offset in part by gerrymandreing no? what other reasons are there? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:15:34): | that its not great, but it protects huge states like Cali NY and Texas from being the only thing that matters |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:15:50): | if its a true Democracy then you put all your money into those states |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:15:58): | the smaller states mean shit |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:16:05): | ohio gets nothing |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:16:21): | ok another question |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:17:51): | yes, i did have sexual relations with that woman |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:17:55): | lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:18:25): | i came on that blue dress and made it white |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:18:36): | Bill clinton did it first the blue and white dress |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:18:45): | trail blazer |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:19:56): | http://i.imgur.com/71QBMaF.jpg |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:20:07): | this is why hillary lost the rural states lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:20:16): | actually im doing the math now, electoral college favors cali and texas lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:20:28): | they need less votes per electoral point than the national average |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:21:36): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:22:44): | oh wait my bad theres 538 electoral college votes? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:24:49): | yea hence 538 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:25:31): | what a cuck |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:25:49): | im confused here |
| Shill Bill | (15:26:09): | https://youtu.be/G3wLQz-LgrM |
| Shill Bill | (15:26:35): | Watch all CGP grey videos. Some of the best on YouTube |
| Shill Bill | (15:26:42): | This is today's |
| Shill Bill | (15:26:57): | Haven't watched yet, let me know how it is |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:28:49): | the real problem is the jews |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:30:56): | something is wrong here, somenoe needs to do this real electoral math again because florida is more discriminated against by the electoral college than cali/texas despite having a smaller population |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:31:10): | i guess that's why they're politicians, not mathematicians B) |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:32:23): | that is an issue |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:32:37): | the people in charge redraw the disctricts |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:32:45): | to stay in charge |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:32:56): | thats teh\xa0big issue |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:33:09): | and the mole people |
| Shill Bill | (15:33:22): | Rangevoting.org |
| Shill Bill | (15:33:43): | Mathematical model to draw districts based on population centers |
| Shill Bill | (15:33:50): | Called split line method |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:33:57): | im trying to find the biggest discrepancy and so far its vermont to florida |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:34:21): | it takes 4.7 floridian votes per vermont |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:34:32): | vermont vote* |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:34:39): | WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MOLE PEOPLE |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:34:56): | it takes 156,000 vermont voters for a electoral point. it takes 736,000 flordian voters for an electoral point. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:35:39): | i thought we were talking about the jews |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:46:12): | alright im now 100% convinced it's broken |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:48:11): | basing on the actual turnout, a larger state, Michigan with 9 million people, needed less votes per electoral point than the state of wisonsin, population 5.6 million |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:48:56): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:49:47): | on the left is total population, right is total voted. so you can see how if a bigger state has lower turnout, those voters actually have a lot of more power. in fact a michigan vote was almost 2x as strong as a wisconsin vote, despite being almost double the size of wisconsin |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:02:38): | everyone shut up about the election |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:02:44): | i need to vent about work |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:02:58): | im pretty sure my new buyer is retarded |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:03:04): | whos the newbie |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:03:13): | a dude |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:03:19): | hes like 2 months in though |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:03:25): | and doesnt understand shit |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:03:44): | whats he tryna do |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:04:55): | he just isnt reading anything |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:05:00): | not paying attention |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:05:24): | i did something he changed it and then our supervisor was like what happend |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:05:36): | and i told him he changed them for some reason |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:06:46): | he just asked me for the titles of the programing and its on the chart i put together that he is looking at |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:07:46): | he could do his job if he just read the shit he was supposed to read |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:08:33): | sounds exactly like my boss lmao |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:08:41): | steal my technique and J-Box it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:08:50): | highlight the important bits he needs to know and assume he'll skip the rest |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:14:58): | document everything tbh, escalate if you have to |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:15:14): | dont make it so you have to take blame for his fuckup |
| GroupMe | (16:16:33): | Grab Em By The Swing States changed the group's name to Jihad Me At Allahu Akbar \U0001f473 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:44:21): | Chelsea Clinton is being set up to run for congress soon, so don't worry, we can eventually have a lady Clinton in the White House eventually! |
| Shill Bill | (16:45:41): | Fuck this dynasty bullshit |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:46:15): | Cuck Dynasty |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:46:24): | I come from a long line of cucks |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:46:33): | My father was a cuck, as was his father, as was his father |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:46:38): | So really none of us know our fathers |
| Shill Bill | (16:46:57): | You sure your father is actually your father... |
| Shill Bill | (16:47:12): | Damn. Beat me to it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:50:39): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:51:48): | headeing home now |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:51:55): | when do we wanna do this |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:52:12): | sweet. im picking up thai if you want anything marc |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:53:59): | haley probably wont be over till 8ish so is it cool if we do the movie then? we can record, fuck around, vidya before hand whateva |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:54:05): | get high in the ho house |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:58:30): | http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/11/senate_majority_leader_seeks_impeachment_of_christ.html#incart_river_home |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:00:31): | about to order Thai food, last callllllllll |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:06:02): | I'm down to just hang out and eat Thai or whatever. Gotta stop at a store and my place first and then I'll head over |
| Shill Bill | (17:14:01): | Dunt forget microphone |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:23:13): | I'll probe eat at home. I think my mom made dinner. I'll let you know when o head over |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:23:47): | K no problem. I won't be home till around 620, food won't be done till 6 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:45:47): | I want to put this on Instagram \n |
| Shill Bill | (17:51:05): | Fuck that shit. I'll hate everyone no matter what |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:51:36): | Reagan had a word for you. It was American. And he loved you anyway |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:52:02): | I posted this instead\n |
| Shill Bill | (17:55:32): | Only would've loved me cause he had Alzheimer's. Had he met me, I would've changed his mind |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:04:09): | Be home doon |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:04:12): | Soon |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:04:24): | Time get high and thai |
| Shill Bill | (18:05:08): | Anyone want beer |
| Shill Bill | (18:05:28): | I'm just grab a six pack of something |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:05:28): | Sure |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:09:56): | I would love a beer |
| Shill Bill | (18:10:44): | Schlafly coffee stout work? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:12:03): | Cool with me |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:12:54): | Yea one of my favorite breweries |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:17:34): | I'm home now so come thru whenevers |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:51:22): | Just finished food. Be over soon |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:54:03): | Cool cool cool |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:20:13): | Get the fuck over here |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:20:22): | Do you think this is a game? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:24:49): | I always do fsggof |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:24:52): | I need to get gas |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:25:05): | Eat some beans hahahaahahaha |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:25:17): | #madlads |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:37:37): | Let's go upstairs gotta discuss something ;) |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:37:56): | \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (22:09:21): | I'll be right down, keep watching w/o me for now |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (22:22:16): | Be down in 5. |
| Saturday, 12 November 2016 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:39:40): | I Resign Today As President of the Bank |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:43:24): | Your not Jewish |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:23:55): | New tribe called quest album is sick btw |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:44:40): | Was I so high I didn't get the movie. Or did it just not make sence |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:45:45): | It made no fucking sense |
| Shill Bill | (14:28:20): | Demolition Man is on. I forgot that Wesley Snipes is also a genius hacker. |
| Shill Bill | (14:29:15): | Also remind me, why did they choose to freeze criminals. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:33:28): | Did you see the three seashells yet |
| Shill Bill | (14:34:05): | They're just thawing Stallone now |
| Shill Bill | (14:39:30): | Just happened |
| Shill Bill | (14:39:41): | Man Rob Schneider is a dick |
| Shill Bill | (14:41:30): | What's dystopian about this future is that the writer couldn't decide if it's a super smug liberal hell or a more traditional values, no curse word, anti abortion future. |
| Shill Bill | (14:44:36): | All their music is just commercial ads. I don't remember any of this |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:44:46): | Be well |
| Shill Bill | (14:57:01): | They said Arnold became president |
| Shill Bill | (14:57:09): | This movie is a goldmine |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:57:22): | I know, it's so good |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:15:02): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqEddipbpkw&feature=youtu.be |
| Shill Bill | (15:59:09): | Hold me |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:40:12): | That was amazing |
| Sunday, 13 November 2016 |
| Shill Bill | (00:04:41): | Chapelle is great |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (00:05:06): | Damn I missed it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (00:09:29): | Shit so did i |
| Shill Bill | (00:11:43): | Tribe is also great |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (00:12:02): | Oh yea |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (00:12:28): | Solid wall of sound is the best song on the album imo, had it on repeat all day |
| Shill Bill | (00:13:15): | I'll have to download soon |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (00:48:45): | So I graduated from street nips tonight |
| Shill Bill | (00:49:27): | I thought you already got to street clit. Or am I imagining things |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (00:50:15): | No that was parking garage clit |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (00:50:58): | Now alley bj. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (00:51:22): | You can now never look at the alley way by haleys pub the same ever again |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (00:52:03): | Did you bang in a Wendy's dumpster |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (00:52:14): | Working my way up |
| Shill Bill | (00:52:49): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (01:04:04): | https://media3.giphy.com/media/usoyeDVuSN2h2/giphy.gif |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:36:27): | Everyone gotta step up 2 the streets |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:36:44): | Josh. You better get some street nips by eoy |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:38:23): | But the haleys barcade is fun |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:38:30): | We should go some time |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:09:39): | I'm down |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:09:44): | Or yestercades |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:47:32): | Oh yea I was at the Haleys Barcade a few weeks ago its cool |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:47:34): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP6uZiPDQ5k&feature=youtu.be |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:35:34): | That what you are calling it now a seat ;) |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:46:09): | Yo what's with all these 8 year olds crying about trump. The have no idea what that meant. They don't know about his policies and shit |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:50:06): | They just like to be trolls |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:50:24): | They know trump makes people upset and he's funny |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:50:24): | https://m.reddit.com/r/bidenbro |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:50:36): | You know who a big troll. Biden |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:50:48): | And sensitive kids with liberal parents know trump is supposed to make them upset |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:51:18): | Make America repress there feelings again |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:52:15): | Repress all the feelings, that's what I do |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:53:32): | Did anyone see the interview where the upset white guy was interviewed by a black reporter and he said "how did Hilary not win. It's like my vote didn't matter. It's like when your vote only matter 1/3rd". The reporter just looked at him like brah |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:56:28): | If we keep memeing Biden. We can have him in 2020. I'm only voting for people with the dankest memes. Is |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:56:34): | Yea he didn't know about the electoral college |
| Shill Bill | (14:05:45): | https://streamable.com/ffar |
| Shill Bill | (14:05:59): | This was one of the funnier bits |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:13:17): | I saw the walking dead one, not really funny but it was a nice Chappelle tribute |
| Shill Bill | (14:15:13): | Maybe it was just funny watching live. There was another bit with Chris Rock that was spot on. |
| Shill Bill | (18:15:12): | Holy shit. Trump is considering Linda McMahon for a cabinet position. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:29:25): | I thought it was funny lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:30:05): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SHG0ezLiVGc |
| Shill Bill | (18:32:01): | That's the one with Chris Rock I was taking about |
| Shill Bill | (18:43:22): | Check out @ZaidJilani's Tweet: https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/797944502145183745?s=09 |
| Shill Bill | (18:43:46): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:44:43): | They did it before and they'll do it again ;) |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:46:15): | http://boingboing.net/2016/11/11/hitlers-only-kidding-about.html |
| Shill Bill | (18:47:37): | Damn |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:07:22): | Hitler's huburis lost him the war |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:07:40): | Commies just through bodies at him until he got cold and died |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:10:20): | Remember. The only thing that can beat hate. Is more hate |
| Monday, 14 November 2016 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:28:43): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:36:15): | https://i.redd.it/tatwsgz6kdxx.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:40:57): | http://i.imgur.com/Dxd2NtF.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:41:23): | https://i.redd.it/ypg1m7r79hxx.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:43:48): | http://imgur.com/5XDmKk6 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:44:39): | I won't miss Barack, but I will miss Biden \ufffd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:45:44): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:45:56): | damn barack looks young af in this one |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:16:21): | http://i.imgur.com/2TwNRDp.jpg |
| Shill Bill | (11:17:33): | Never gonna get old |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:42:17): | guys buy steel |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:42:22): | it's gonna be a gold mine |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:43:11): | I've already been stocking up on solid steel bars |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:46:27): | the number one industry expected to go up is concrete lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:46:34): | im gonna buy some just in case that wall somehow does happen |
| Shill Bill | (11:47:29): | Saw Reddit headline that it Trump wants trade war with China, they'll bar sales of iPhones and cars |
| Shill Bill | (11:47:38): | Short Apple stock |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:51:58): | im gonna sell mine off anyways it's barely moved since it split in aug 2015 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:52:05): | i should have sold it at 130 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:25:19): | https://i.reddituploads.com/aba83ae2efa24e6c9063695dc10064f1?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=9de77ce6b1599db964e39aeaf1044f95 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:26:08): | classic lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:35:42): | http://imgur.com/a/2wmkg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:39:33): | None |
| Shill Bill | (13:42:45): | https://theintercept.com/2016/11/14/slashed-budgets-and-toxic-chemicals-planning-for-environmental-carnage-under-donald-trumps-epa/ |
| Shill Bill | (13:42:58): | this worries me more than anything else right now |
| Shill Bill | (13:43:19): | we really are fucked |
| Shill Bill | (13:43:26): | royally |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:44:03): | my only hope is those gay science nerds are wrong |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:44:26): | peter thiel's plan is Mr. burns plan from the simpsons lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:44:36): | put shit into the atmosphere to block the sun and create solar energy |
| Shill Bill | (13:45:40): | there is so little to be hopeful for for the next 4 years |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:47:41): | my mom keeps going off on clean coal i tell her that that isn't really a thing and it's not a solution to our issues and she tells me idk what im talking about. idk shit is scary. \xa0im down for the mr. burns plan if it would work. i'd donate to that. \xa0this shit is only going to get worse and we need to stop it. |
| Shill Bill | (13:47:42): | at least with the black guy he was wreaking havoc abroad. all the domestic shit was just infringing on our privacy by spying on us. easily ignored. but Trump is a monster. he wants to make it all out in the open, where I have to openly recognize that its happening |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:48:32): | France said if we scrap the Paris agreement they're gonna heavily tax american imports. I hope they do and other countries do the same. \xa0We can't not follow that. \xa0If we don't other developing nations might scrap it too and then we are all going to be fucked. |
| Shill Bill | (13:49:57): | we're so far behind. saw that Russia, Japan, China, India, and a bunch of other nations are all sharing free solar and renewable energy from China's Gobi Desert. All free and shared on a massive communal power grid |
| Shill Bill | (13:50:50): | fucking greedy americans NEED to make $$$$ now, in the short term because fuck their kids and grandkids and everyone else. I deserve my Oil $$$ |
| Shill Bill | (13:52:06): | wait until Arctic can no longer form an ice cap and then see how Russia and US, Canada, Norway, and Greenland all go to war for the oil at the north pole |
| Shill Bill | (13:52:15): | gonna be really fun |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:52:18): | you know why there oil lobby hasn't jumped on green energy? you can't privatize the sun or wind as easily as a physical resource. |
| Shill Bill | (13:55:19): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV67yJHoPvw |
| Shill Bill | (13:55:30): | 13% of oil reserves just waiting to be tapped |
| Shill Bill | (13:55:48): | think this was the industry's long game? |
| Shill Bill | (13:56:07): | 30% world natural gas reserves |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:56:11): | if their long game is to melt the ice caps to get more oil to burn more fuel |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:56:16): | well |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:56:45): | "The earth is not dying, it is being killed, and those who are killing it have names and addresses." -Utah Phillips |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:12:38): | climate change does need to be addressed |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:12:42): | like its to cold |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:12:47): | when it gunna warm up |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:12:54): | and if the sea level rises |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:13:01): | is Edison gunna be beach front them |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:13:32): | just check out where investment banks are buying up land, they're buying up future beach front property as we speak |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:13:51): | time to get in on ti |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:13:59): | and invest in underwater hotels |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:14:11): | and dolphins and seals as pets |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:14:19): | Im gunna make a mint |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:14:34): | we gunna use clam shells as currency or what |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:25:33): | trash economy PLEASE |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:26:49): | youd be worth your weight in gold then brian |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:27:00): | no |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:27:05): | I'd be worth my weight in trash |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:29:45): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DJswI9pcjE |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:37:38): | https://i.imgur.com/wwNaWZ9.jpg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:38:09): | From the new feature film, Boss-Bud |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:38:20): | "There's no rule that says a dog can't be middle management!" |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:38:49): | wow that client call was Ruffff |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:39:04): | Does anybody know anyone with a trained golden retriever |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:39:12): | I just want to shoot like 5 fake air bud sequels |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:39:13): | Army Bud |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:39:16): | Boss Bud |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:39:27): | Bud Bud, that's when the dog gets into the new marijuana business |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:39:27): | Legal Bud Bud |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:39:42): | great minds etc |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:39:47): | Bug Bud |
| Shill Bill | (14:39:55): | anyone else find it kinda racist that all of the bathroom attendants at Dog Corp. are all mexicans? |
| Shill Bill | (14:40:16): | cause ya know, they're landscapers |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:40:43): | What's Bug bud about? The dog shinks down and is the size of a bug? "There's no rule that says a dog can't be a lady bug!" \xa0In every trailer I want some guy going through a rule book to see if there's a rule against whatever the dog wants to be, only to find out, there isn't |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:47:50): | Big Bud could be Air Bud in the Big Brother program |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:48:05): | They run out of human adults for big brothers and assign one at risk kid a golden retriever |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:48:43): | "There's no rule that a dog can't mentor a parentless kid!" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:53:00): | all these movies have some hardass that is anti-dog who's fighting bud every step of the way and they all end in a courtroom scene where Bud proves his worth, wins over the judge and the bad guy loses and some asshole says "Looks like every dog his has day...in court!" |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:58:28): | Im going to see if i can marry Tiffany Trump |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:58:35): | i want to meet the donald |
| Shill Bill | (15:58:45): | marry Barron |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:58:58): | nah he too good for me |
| Shill Bill | (15:59:11): | he's so good with the computers though |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:59:24): | our neighbor knew him, Trump went to his funeral. he was a real estate developer. \xa0his son is now too, and currently lives in Trump tower |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:59:59): | its my in |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:00:12): | lets do this Cant Buy me love |
| Shill Bill | (16:01:52): | same guy is married to the daughter of one of Howard Stern's lawyer friends |
| Shill Bill | (16:02:01): | his name is also Mark R |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:02:35): | wait the woman Mark married is the daughter of one of howard sterns lawyer friends? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:03:54): | i looked it up |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:03:56): | them* |
| Shill Bill | (16:03:56): | yeah, Dominic Barbaba |
| Shill Bill | (16:03:58): | https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=dominic+barbara |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:04:01): | i think it's a trophy wife thing |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:04:17): | Nigga you know my name ends in a C |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:04:28): | she wont have to change teh mogram towels though |
| Shill Bill | (16:04:30): | his doesnt |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:04:47): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:04:54): | the red pill is right woman just want money \ufffd |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:05:43): | so when socialism evens the market |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:05:50): | it ecens teh\xa0Sexual Market |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:05:55): | evens |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:05:57): | yarp |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:06:02): | convinced now? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:06:07): | fuck no |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:06:11): | im gunna be rich |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:06:17): | and want a hot wifer |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:06:31): | i aint settling for not personalitly bull shit |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:06:52): | what if she's hot but doesn't see whats so funny about fateful findings |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:07:19): | how hot |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:07:48): | what if she's you're ideal hot |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:07:49): | but |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:07:56): | she has no common interests at all |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:07:59): | besides your money |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:08:07): | I love money |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:08:13): | she loves money |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:08:17): | seems like we are set |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:08:42): | Didnt you watch the epidode of commuitny where perice\xa0marries the hot asian\xa0chick |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:08:51): | but you can't ever agree what to do with it! |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:09:16): | ehh as long as she lets me do the nasty we good |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:09:20): | ill hide my wealth |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:09:26): | and have a secert family |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:10:45): | we all know love ain't real relationships are a joke and marriage is a scam, also did i say Happy Wedding yet Pete? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:13:04): | Oh I know it's a scam |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:13:20): | I'm going to rob her family of MILLIONS |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:26:57): | liberals am i right |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:26:58): | https://i.redd.it/mvjx2lylwmxx.gif |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:29:54): | https://i.redd.it/oqgrroi0bmxx.jpg |
| Shill Bill | (21:19:25): | https://youtu.be/WPnlkbHvkmU |
| Shill Bill | (21:19:35): | We gonna watch this one next? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:23:37): | No doubt |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:25:27): | Drives me nuts how he pronounces man "me-yen" |
| Shill Bill | (21:26:32): | This was produced by Trump's new senior Advisor |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:26:57): | Good to know America is in good hands |
| Shill Bill | (21:27:15): | The best hands |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (21:38:32): | My supervisorI told me he realized I'm a closer trump supporter. I told him\nI'm not I just don't like hiporocracy |
| Shill Bill | (21:41:00): | Work and politics shouldn't mix. |
| Shill Bill | (21:41:13): | Unless you work in politics |
| Shill Bill | (21:41:26): | Or not |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (21:50:56): | I don't talk about to. He always does |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:51:38): | smug liberal incoming |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:51:41): | LIBERALSSSS |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (21:51:56): | I'll shit in trump. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (21:52:01): | I'll shit in Hillary |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (21:52:08): | Hell I'll shit on Gary |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (21:52:29): | But you have to acknowledge they all have there faults and there was not perfect choice |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (21:53:06): | She lives in Washington heights. |
| Shill Bill | (21:54:17): | Just saying fuck Trump ain't gonna accomplish shit. Stupid liberals |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (21:55:20): | Leftist. You can be liberal and be a well rounded individual with good ideals of you are a leftists or a rightist. You just go with the cultural and don't understand. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:38:44): | None |
| Shill Bill | (22:39:17): | He means the sharks, so it's OK |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:39:33): | Great whites |
| Shill Bill | (22:39:37): | Guys, we appropriated Chappelle. We did it! |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:40:27): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:40:51): | Chapelle is mine now |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:40:54): | There ain't no great black shark |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:40:58): | Power |
| Shill Bill | (22:45:00): | An Oppressed Minority in Disguise:\nSurprise! I'm a Jew |
| Shill Bill | (22:45:09): | My next doing dot biz piece |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:45:31): | Judaism is truly the most versatile race card |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:46:43): | Are they white. Are they a minority. Are there eggs better poached or scrambled? Since they run the media will they help decline print sales? |
| Shill Bill | (22:47:14): | I'm the perfect trojan horse |
| Shill Bill | (22:47:32): | Except horses have hooves. I dunno if that's kosher |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:47:47): | Now here me out. What if. Butler knew something we didn't. Like the Jews were trying to destroy he earths core and gonto the moon to start a colony. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:47:54): | Hitler |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:48:26): | What if we owe the world to hitler. For taking one for the team |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:48:28): | Whenever I get jealous of the Jews for controlling all major banks and the media, I remember how they can't enjoy delicious horse meat like us Christians |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:49:27): | None |
| Shill Bill | (22:50:41): | Man, this group chat is incriminating evidence |
| Shill Bill | (22:50:59): | In what, I don't know. But something |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:51:22): | None of you guys are running for political office until group me goes out of business |
| Shill Bill | (22:51:42): | You mean their overlord, Microsoft |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:51:55): | They should be folding any day now |
| Shill Bill | (22:52:25): | I'm keeping an eye on Brian. He's gonna try and off us all |
| Tuesday, 15 November 2016 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:10:23): | My ass must be a dope rapper. It is spitting straight fire right now |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:14:12): | I told you not to eat the cheese |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:14:36): | Nah it was all the food at MSG |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:14:58): | Free food means Marc eats enough to not have to eat breakfast the next day |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:16:38): | I know how that goes |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:16:55): | When someone at work brings in bagels I wonder how I can make this food last me two or three days |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:49:42): | https://i.sli.mg/LP1y1b.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:49:45): | i love trolls |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:51:47): | buy pepsi when it hits rock bottom |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:51:56): | the trumpers are driving the stock down |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:52:09): | Why, is trump a coke guy |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:52:25): | you know thos sniffles |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:52:45): | \ufffd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:05:49): | Guns are killing it too, I bought smith weston yesterday and it's already up 7% lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:05:59): | Is Pepsi really being driven down by trump |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:06:48): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:06:52): | Good call marc |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:09:28): | You guys want to form an investment club |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:10:02): | Basically an excuse to get away from the old ball and chain once a month and tell dick jokes if my dad's investment club is anything to go by |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:11:54): | Just because we're living the oppressive regime of capitalism doesn't mean we can't try to have a little fun! |
| Shill Bill | (10:16:27): | I'm genuinely interested |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:18:02): | stocks are fun |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:18:14): | im more a blue chip nigga, gotta get them cool ranch |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:19:29): | I imagine blue chips and safe stocks would be the largest portion of our portfolio |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:20:11): | Then some mid range stocks and then only a tiny portion of high risk high reward stocks |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:21:18): | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/whatculture-wrestling/images/7/79/KingRoss1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160726090108 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:10:08): | http://i.imgur.com/2mfWMKU.jpg |
| Shill Bill | (11:14:47): | I'd buy some |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:15:45): | So when are we getting our radio show |
| Shill Bill | (14:21:08): | Whenever we buy a mic |
| Shill Bill | (14:29:28): | Definitely need to borrow your brother's first though to see if it's a worthwhile venture |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:43:08): | Yup I'll try and get it for next time |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:37:47): | https://i.reddituploads.com/6ca59940056c4a23841b2277be84496c?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=931bd11a5b894cb66231e8fa92115300 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:07:05): | What's a tulpa lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:07:22): | no idea |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:07:42): | Tulpa is a concept in mysticism of a being or object which is created through sheer spiritual or mental discipline alone. Indian Buddhist texts call it an unreal, illusory, or mind-created apparition. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:07:52): | googled it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:08:08): | is it like a FUPA |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:09:41): | https://www.reddit.com/r/Tulpas/ |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:09:44): | oh man this is weird |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:09:56): | they are imaginary friends that have free will |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:10:27): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:10:38): | wrong person |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:10:41): | that was for Nate |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:11:34): | i always enjoy reading about cannibalism |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:20:27): | Huh there's one post in /r/tulpa some guy is claiming to actually be a tulpa and to ask him anything. Do tulpas know things? What do they know? Let's find out! |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:21:07): | So I finally did research and found out this thing my mom's been calling a delusion for the past few years is actually a tulpa, huzzah. His name is Jamie, he's 35+ years old with three kids and he's not from our planet. By the time we learned that he's probably a tulpa from someone who watches me on Deviantart recommending I research it, Jamie's already capable of completely possessing me, he talks to me all the time, his home world that has it's own society structure, language, entire families of species- well I've been developing the universe of my mind palace since I was 4. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:21:39): | what the fuck |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:39:20): | Lol mind palace |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:07:07): | https://www.reddit.com/r/Tulpas/ |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:11:42): | Also the black lady who laughed in Ann Coulters face when she said Donald Trump had the best shot to win the general election. She dead now |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:11:48): | like for real dead |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:11:57): | http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/11/14/gwen-ifill-dead-at-61.html?via=mobile&source=twitter |
| Shill Bill | (18:39:18): | For fucks sake, the Rock might run for president in 2020 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:42:22): | Do you smell what the rock is campaigning |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:53:32): | You guys want to piss off your conservative parents? Here you go |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:53:41): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:10:38): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:10:46): | Eric andre been very political recently |
| Shill Bill | (19:13:48): | I noticed too |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:14:36): | He has been political since the election started |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:31:53): | You Based Martin spitting straight heat at Lena and Amy to move |
| Shill Bill | (22:32:42): | What |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:39:14): | The AIDS medication dude |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:39:36): | Said he would give Amy shiner and Lena Dunham 150k each to leave |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:39:48): | People on twitter are pitching in too |
| Shill Bill | (22:42:25): | Skrelli? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:42:43): | How does he still have so much money |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:42:47): | No not the DJ |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:43:03): | Capitalism. |
| Shill Bill | (22:43:14): | Marc is drunk |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:43:23): | No I just saw cats. |
| Shill Bill | (22:43:33): | Marc is high as balls |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:43:33): | That got me all kinda of fucked up |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:44:26): | That's a fucking weird play |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:44:35): | All I know if that there were cats |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:44:45): | That's about it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:48:39): | Oh I forget to say. A guy that works for a company that we use. Made a $58k mistake |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:49:03): | His boss called us and sounded like he was gunna kill himself |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:49:43): | How do you explain that one |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:52:45): | The under valued some stuff |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (23:06:56): | So we got $58 k of free ad time |
| Shill Bill | (23:09:46): | Ngbm billboard? |
| Shill Bill | (23:51:51): | Check out @realDonaldTrump's Tweet: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/798721142525665280?s=09 |
| Shill Bill | (23:52:03): | We're living in a fucking game show |
| Wednesday, 16 November 2016 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (06:22:28): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:35:53): | I saw one where it said Fuck Donald Trump chants were heard outside the White House. Someone commented. "He ain't even in there yet. You just interrupting Barack and Michelle's Dinner " |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:43:32): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (07:46:53): | Yeah, as if Michelle and Barack still have dinner and don't just go straight to raw dogging it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:47:55): | How many things do you think Obama is gunna jizz on before he leaves and laugh when he sees trump use it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:50:29): | Also I just discovered R/imgoingtohellforthis |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:50:34): | I love it so |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (07:50:43): | You missed the glory days of that sub |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (07:55:08): | Did I |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:14:26): | The things people think they are entitled too is astounding. I was on the path and a lady in the seat has he arm over the edge into the standing room. I lean against it to get my normal spot. She try's to jostle for position and I ain't budging. She says to me her arm is there and I say her space stops at her seat. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:14:33): | She goes off and I just left |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:49:21): | Should have told her not to lady - spread onto your personal space |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:59:21): | Fight the power |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:59:40): | Lady spreading should be when women put their purses on a seat like it's a person |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:59:53): | I she was old black and Muslim. If I didn't leave I'd be front page of huff po |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:05:37): | "Look at the look at this privileged cis white male mansplain to a beautiful powerful WoC why she isn't allowed to exist in his space! Trigger: Mansplaining, White Male" |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:06:14): | Yea pretty much |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:06:52): | She had a gold tooth |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:10:44): | damnt |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:10:48): | that is gangster |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:10:53): | i would have let her have it too |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:12:50): | Who the fuck has gold teeth |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:13:20): | People who get the space on the train \ufffd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:13:32): | lol it is funny though |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:14:17): | http://i.imgur.com/SKHNmsd.png |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:14:43): | That's a real nigga |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:14:45): | He looks like an FBI agent lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:15:00): | Just finished the big case and is taking a break with a cone |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:15:08): | Bro Biden is amazing |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:15:10): | "Take Hitler away, I'm grabbing a scoop" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:15:32): | FBI agent Burt Macklin |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:24:03): | Holy shit is the Huff Po a dumpster fire |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:24:34): | and so is Breitbart |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:25:01): | American Media needs to get dick slapped into normalcy again |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:26:17): | we need more leftist media in the mainstream |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:26:24): | all we have is a shit ton of liberal bs and fox news |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:27:55): | we just need like aliens to write about it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:27:58): | I don't think it would appeal to the kinds of people that watch cable news |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:28:09): | I.e. Fought in wars against communism lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:28:10): | we just need bulit points |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:28:36): | against nazis ya mean with the communists lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:28:43): | Next Gen News Men |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:28:56): | We only present the FACTS |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:29:09): | No I mean like the Vietnam war |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:29:10): | Next Gen Guys Association |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:29:43): | oh that was for big business the domino of communism was just a cover |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:29:54): | it's all just a cover |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:29:56): | for the grand plan |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:30:01): | when the lizard people finally rise up |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:30:16): | Ok yea but the official reason, which in sure a massive amount of people actually believe, is that it was to prevent the spread of communism |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:30:37): | yea that is what I was taught in school lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:32:49): | and im sure if you watch all of your friends get slaughtered by viet cong then you will probably internalize this war as a noble cause, because why else would you put yourself through that etc |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:33:25): | you know whats one thing i dont getr |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:33:31): | Magnets, how do they work |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:33:32): | unrelated but i found a new cool subreddit |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:33:45): | https://reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:34:26): | its not loading, but if its r/socialism im\xa0gunna kill you |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:34:39): | r/NatureIsFuckingLit |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:35:03): | yea i love that one |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:35:08): | the falcon video |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:40:08): | http://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/pizzagate-4chan-uncovered-sick-world-washingtons-occult-elite/ |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:40:12): | #PizzaGate |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:40:22): | see how deep down the 4chan rabbit hole you want to go |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:40:32): | and uncover the Clinton secret pedophilia/occult ring |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:40:36): | yea I was reading that |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:40:43): | the one pizza place ended up changing it's logo |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:40:43): | it's a giant shitpost |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:40:53): | it actually was using a pedo symbol lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:41:05): | either knowingly or not knowingly |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:41:48): | people think the Wikileaks AMA yesterday was made up as well, it was done by the US and Assange is actually dead |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:42:30): | you need to dial back on the conspiracy theories lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:43:09): | well the AMA was never verified |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:43:17): | and apparently the hashes on the Wikileaks insurance file didn't match |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:43:22): | that's blowing up on reddit now |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:44:06): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:44:14): | dial it up Brian |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:45:57): | Hey man the Parliament had a pedophile ring for decades that was covered pu |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:45:58): | up |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:46:04): | https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/5d4ws7/why_are_people_suspicious_julian_assange_has/ |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:46:23): | I think it's the final taboo for people who are rich and powerful. The last line to cross in their sick lizard heads |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:46:31): | and can we talk about chem trails |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:50:11): | for my birthday i just want a really good quality tin foil hate please |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:50:21): | and a self sustaining place in the woods off the grid |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:52:54): | now i am reading theories that pamela anderson has assassinated julian assange |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:52:57): | this is where i check out |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:53:34): | The truth is out there |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:56:09): | http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/11/15/assanges-cat-dressed-to-impress-for-owners-grilling.html |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:08:50): | there are few things i like more than cats wearing little ties or bow ties |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:35:32): | https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/798625013087621120 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:36:56): | i really hope they dont make space jam 2 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:37:01): | unless it is a dystopian one |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:40:45): | Lebron loses and becomes a slave for the rest of his life, the movie follows his work on the intergalactic tobacco plantation and how he makes friends with fellow athletes who lost similar bets against Alien Danny Devito. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:41:42): | all we need to do now is pitch that to some of them hollywood jews |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:42:43): | So Hollywood |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:15:26): | 5 liberals forced to have conservative facebook feeds for a few weeks leading up to elections, and 5 conservatives doing the reverse - |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:15:27): | https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/16/facebook-bias-bubble-us-election-conservative-liberal-news-feed |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:16:49): | http://imgur.com/E5pJliY |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:17:21): | fucking cuck |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:18:06): | when did you first steal the alpha status from your dad? -red pill question for the real men out there |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:21:19): | http://deadspin.com/5783575/compiling-the-absurd-box-score-for-space-jam-or-shawn-bradley-sucked-against-cartoons-too |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:21:23): | This is only for pete |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:33:40): | \u2022 Both teams shot an extraordinary percentage from the field, due in large part to the vast majority of field goals scored by dunk. In fact, only one field goal was missed during the action in the film \u2014 Bupkus was thwarted by the initiative of one Wile E. Coyote and his timely detonation of a small cache of explosives strategically placed around the hoop. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:33:47): | Wiley Coyote defensive play of the year |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:41:45): | http://monetarywatch.com/2016/11/student-debt-hits-new-record/?doing_wp_cron=1479231427.4497339725494384765625 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:41:48): | how to short this |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:42:00): | sorry i thought i was in google |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:43:31): | the student debt thing is going to be a huge problem really soon |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:43:44): | calling it now, in 10 years automation is going to destroy entry level work |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:43:46): | look at those losers with student debt |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:44:02): | why arent they just rich |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:46:58): | kids these days |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:47:00): | Trump just named reportedly appointed Frank Gaffney to his cabinet, an islamaphobe conspiracy theoriest whos beliefs include: |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:47:42): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Gaffney#Beliefs |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:47:58): | The belief that the logo of the U.S. Missile Defense Agency is a coded indicator of "official U.S. submission to Islam" because it "appears ominously to reflect a morphing of the Islamic crescent and star".[64] |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:48:32): | Accusations that Barack Obama is a Muslim who has secretly orchestrated "the most consequential bait-and-switch since Adolf Hitler", that Gen. David Petraeus had "submitted to Sharia", that congressman Keith Ellison is "likely to leak information to the Muslim Brotherhood", and that deputies in the Broward County Sheriff's department are "directly tied to Hamas |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:48:37): | now did he say this publicaly or was in a group chat |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:48:39): | cause |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:48:48): | we all agree with hitler them |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:48:52): | heres the thing, i looked into all this, and it all checks out |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:49:06): | and we all know one Josh is hte only one who liked hitler |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:49:08): | oh apparently he's funded by a lot of defense contractors |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:49:11): | hes got a thing for staches |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:49:17): | so its probably his job to stir up anti islam sentiment |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:49:49): | so what exactly is this transition team |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:49:56): | it's not his cabinet right |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:50:11): | an anti-semite, a white supramecist, and a islamaphobe conspiracy team. and that's just Frank! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:51:02): | it's the team to help Trump hit the ground running on January 21st. I assume to help him shape policy to his views, figure out how he's going to sell it to the people and congress etc. \xa0Help him find where the bathrooms are in the whitehouse. \xa0that sort of thing. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:51:18): | oh ok |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:51:25): | hopefully they all wear transitions sunglasses too |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:54:05): | listen |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:54:07): | Blanka: "Who are you?"\nEl Fuerte: "Me? Who are you?"\nBlanka: "Only bad men hide their faces!"\nEl Fuerte: "Lay off the mask, Amigo! I'll show you!"\nBlanka: "Grrrrrr!" |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:54:16): | if blanka doesnt\xa0trust masked people |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:54:19): | i dont either |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:54:23): | ban the muslims |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:55:45): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:56:02): | oh man, dave chappelle is so good |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:56:19): | memeing race hate on dave chapelle pics |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:56:20): | Dave Chappelle wants to make America Great again |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:56:21): | it just feels right you know |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:56:34): | can we make that happen |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:56:39): | just that the new meme |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:57:32): | honestly |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:57:35): | i read that in his voice too |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:57:42): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:57:50): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:58:40): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:59:28): | this shouldn't be as fun as it is lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:00:25): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:00:48): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:01:22): | damn chapelles gone alt right |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:01:55): | i thought he was more of a general hate monger |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:02:45): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:05:17): | came across this one for all you wage slaves out there! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:05:20): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:05:42): | nothing i love more than working in an office building until it is dark out |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:05:49): | weekends are for sunlight! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:06:16): | Life is for the weekend! |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:06:30): | http://imgur.com/XnN7wb8 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:06:35): | i cried a little |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:07:00): | surprised it worked out that well |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:07:10): | he studies the blade |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:26:43): | None |
| Shill Bill | (13:38:09): | Officially no longer a Democrat |
| Shill Bill | (13:38:18): | Fuck the system boys |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:39:14): | but now your black ass cant vote in the primaries |
| Shill Bill | (13:48:43): | I can register day of |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:56:15): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:59:04): | there's an /r/memeEconomy lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:01:32): | https://i.redd.it/vje38qd4cmwx.png |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:01:40): | gotta admit these memes are DANK |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:40:16): | http://i.imgur.com/uSZZ4Sv.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:40:21): | lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:43:40): | Also Grub Hub came out agaisnt Donald |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:43:43): | im sorry |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:43:47): | The Donald |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:43:57): | and there shares droped 6 bucks |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:44:24): | thats double digit drop |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:45:05): | percent wise |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:46:36): | time to buy up |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:47:58): | could also be the massive offloading of stock by the CEO, he sold half a million shares on 11/7/16 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:48:09): | my bet, he'll buy back on the dip |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:49:00): | CFO also sold off 200k shares that day. i think they were both betting on stock market in general taking a hit after election day lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:50:02): | oh my bad, i misread the shares vs value. CEO sold off half a million dollars worth of stock, not half a million shares. \xa0CFO sold 200k worth of stock. still. \xa0i'd bet they buy up some soon |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:51:35): | god damn look at this mofo |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:51:38): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:51:47): | made 69 million in one day |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:51:55): | 75* |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:54:21): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:56:11): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:56:51): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:57:00): | dam this benjamin fellow had a good two years |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:57:37): | jesus lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:58:05): | 202,576,936 made over the two years. odds are he's hit with a full capital gains tax though since grub hub is young and he didn't hold onto them for a full year |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:59:07): | wow capital gains tax, if you're in the highest tax bracket, is actually only 20% so this guy still got to keep 162 million of this |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:59:18): | aka i need to get into stock trading |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:00:14): | check out my sick profit |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:00:40): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:00:49): | eat your heart out benjamin |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:03:34): | Thats Jacket Money |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:18:35): | yea so watch out, ill be big time in no time \ufffd |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:43:24): | http://imgur.com/DNt0T5D |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:57:12): | COLD STEEL THE HEDGEHEG |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:02:33): | http://www.dailystormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Yolo-ddd-i-would-never-do-this-to-you-merchant_8e6345_4273994.png |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:06:43): | https://i.redd.it/40zaa3bhe0yx.jpg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:07:35): | Huffpo is such garbage it doesn't recognize it's own trash |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:09:02): | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/960/143/d7a.jpg |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:14:56): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:14:56): | Lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:16:07): | she can go now |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:17:38): | Martin shkreli is collecting donations for her moving costs |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:17:49): | http://i.imgur.com/lj85Obm.jpg |
| Shill Bill | (17:19:12): | None |
| Shill Bill | (17:19:21): | over/under on how soon Barry tokes up again after POTUS |
| Shill Bill | (17:19:34): | 1 year? 2 years? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:19:41): | day 0 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:19:48): | lights up at the agnoation |
| Shill Bill | (17:21:11): | pass the presidency to the left hand side |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:22:03): | you think he half nigga lips it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:22:19): | https://i.reddituploads.com/4d258b82cad74eae8c3d8c2e703ff443?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=8d93b52c9279e778acffaf388b5c8c7b |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:22:48): | That's amazing lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:39:41): | https://i.redd.it/9oc9ihq0kuxx.png |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:45:16): | Enough Trump Spam is really clinging to its last life |
| Shill Bill | (17:52:42): | I'm sure they'll have a spiritual awakening of sorts in the months to come |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:01:29): | R/politics is back to its normal as well |
| Shill Bill | (18:03:00): | mike Pence scary |
| Shill Bill | (18:03:01): | https://theintercept.com/2016/11/15/mike-pence-will-be-the-most-powerful-christian-supremacist-in-us-history/ |
| Shill Bill | (18:03:23): | didnt realize how close he is with Blackwater mercenary group |
| Shill Bill | (18:03:48): | nor did i realize how crazy a religious exremist blackwater founder is |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:13:09): | Eh fear mongering imo |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:14:32): | I don't think it seems like anyone in the trump regime knows what is going on anyway |
| Shill Bill | (19:19:03): | True, but that probably means Pence's opinion and actions hold more weight now. And Pence will sit on national security council |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:19:24): | Not like he is the first Christian president |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:19:55): | Remember when dubya said that god told him in a dream to invade Iraq |
| Shill Bill | (19:20:27): | No\U0001f614 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:21:22): | https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2005/oct/07/iraq.usa?client=safari |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:21:47): | This country is built off the backs of tremendous retards. Mike pence is just next in line |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:18:29): | But the fact we actually did invade Iraq because our president dreamed God told him to do it is still kind of insane. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:20:37): | Oh look at mr high and mighty here acting like he never did anything because he had a divine vision while he slept |
| Shill Bill | (20:21:59): | Is there a name for kids conceived of accidently via nocturnal emissions. Like you jizz in your sleep, then your girl rolls over and vacuums up the goo. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:22:15): | That's how I was born |
| Shill Bill | (20:22:23): | Ah. A Pete |
| Shill Bill | (20:22:28): | Cool cool cool |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:22:39): | That's what my mom called it |
| Thursday, 17 November 2016 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:02:14): | I was a failed abortion. The doctor said he kept stabbing but I was too Willy |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:03:05): | Your life taught the doctor a valuable lesson, to never give up |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:04:55): | And you taught him a valuable lesson, that he can't cut it as a doctor |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:05:10): | Then I came out and DDTed him. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:10:14): | You can't abort what you can't catch. The flash taught me that |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:00:03): | https://i.reddituploads.com/a8de2c24d0014bd1a3c7d0a57f1f4e17?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=509e507cb4fffd7bed079c93b393a777 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:52:22): | FYI |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:52:26): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:02:30): | wet hot american summer is proof jews run hollywood |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:08:42): | a movie full of jews about a jew summer camp where 90% of the actors went on to bigger and better things, and the fact they were able to succesffully make a tv series about the show 13 years later and had everyone come back for it lol + more jews |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:10:51): | nah |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:11:00): | its lizard people |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:10:56): | Find the black republican! |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:11:26): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:50:19): | found him |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:51:26): | https://i.sli.mg/Nck8uC.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:51:36): | Cucknie Sanders |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:52:18): | that's why you need to go full communist |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:54:29): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:54:54): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:54:58): | One day you will wise up young comrade |
| Shill Bill | (13:55:54): | Who knew Mickey had such wisdom |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:56:04): | nah he one acid |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:56:09): | you can see it in his eyes |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:57:04): | C L A S S W A R F A R E \xa0 B A B Y |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:19:27): | talk about infinite warfare |
| Shill Bill | (18:16:21): | Check out @TalKopan's Tweet: https://twitter.com/TalKopan/status/799374483299536896?s=09 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:22:17): | Someone yelled wutang and did a flip into the pool at trump tower? |
| Shill Bill | (18:23:00): | Pool= press pool reporters |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:23:21): | Ohhh good fuck reporters |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:23:31): | Bunch of liberals |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:27:30): | Fox news last night was saying reporters were mad trump got dinner at some fancy place and didn't tell any media lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:29:03): | None |
| Shill Bill | (18:29:16): | Yeah. But there's actually really good reason to alert press to POTUS's every move. Reagan didn't and got shot. Telling press where you are at all times is standard operating procedure, but also good policy |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:29:52): | He had secret service with him |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:30:33): | NYT journalist is gonna dive and take a bullet for trumpie |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:31:44): | He might not allow every outlet white house access right |
| Shill Bill | (18:32:45): | Actually I facts wrong. Press pool was there for Reagan. It's why we have pictures video. Kennedy too. Point is, telling press where you are is part of freedom of press |
| Shill Bill | (18:33:00): | But yeah he said he don't like NYT or washpo |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:33:01): | Lol freedom of press |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:33:11): | Muh free press |
| Shill Bill | (18:33:53): | Free press is pretty much whole point of first amendment |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:36:15): | If they were good at their job they would have known he was going to dinner |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:36:20): | Free to publish propaganda and disparage anything further left than the NYT. So glad they have the freedom to do that. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:36:22): | It's not like he went into hiding lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:36:51): | The first amendment is just to appease the unwashed massss |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:36:56): | Masses |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:37:24): | This is where horseshoe theory comes into play, that sounds like something my mom would say lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:37:36): | I only care about freedom, the freedom to be dank |
| Shill Bill | (18:37:44): | NBC reporter figured out and made reservation there. That's why there video |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:38:00): | That's some hard hitting journalism |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:38:08): | "Oh my god look he's eating dinner and didn't bother to tell anyone! Everyone come quick!" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:38:25): | You like butter, don't you trump |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:38:54): | You feel that in your veins. I know your doctor told you to watch your fat intake trump |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:39:10): | You ever wonder why no matter how hard you tried you couldn't Lose weight? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:40:50): | That isn't a rash on you, that's hundreds of little needle marks. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:41:30): | Let's make that into a feature length film |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:50:35): | Super deluxe is doing a live Crack vs Heroin poll lol |
| Shill Bill | (19:54:31): | guys, this is our chance to tell Papa Trump |
| Shill Bill | (19:54:33): | https://apply.ptt.gov/yourstory/ |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:54:58): | Oh I'm in |
| Shill Bill | (19:55:47): | None |
| Shill Bill | (19:55:59): | an official gov website |
| Shill Bill | (19:56:06): | off to a great start |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:38:19): | Wait did you type that in or is that the place holder text |
| Shill Bill | (20:38:36): | place holder |
| Shill Bill | (20:38:49): | i guess hillary cannot fill out this form |
| Shill Bill | (20:39:10): | she have to lie and say she's not a robot |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:39:16): | Good lord |
| Shill Bill | (20:39:38): | straight from GreatAgain.gov |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:40:57): | Just finished my midterm. I feel much pressure competing against a class full of asians. It's like I represent all white people. I'm the Jackie Robinson of math at rutgers |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:41:38): | I hope you made us proud |
| Shill Bill | (20:42:12): | I hope you made us great |
| Shill Bill | (20:42:16): | again |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:42:48): | I did a quick count of my points I should have between a 95-100/120. With a curve I'm thinking a high B. Shit was fucking tough. |
| Shill Bill | (20:43:58): | o boo hoo. brian forgot how to count to 120 tonight. |
| Shill Bill | (20:44:18): | whats a counting degree worth anyways? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:45:18): | Only plus side of being the only white kid the professor knows me by name lol |
| Shill Bill | (20:46:03): | "how about you, Blian?" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:46:19): | Nah my professor is a white nigga |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:47:15): | He let's call him "my honkey" |
| Shill Bill | (20:48:27): | sounds like a classic American love story |
| Friday, 18 November 2016 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:46:22): | guess who got offered robinhood Gold as one of the first memebers. I can't wait to lose my money at twice the rate |
| Shill Bill | (08:47:02): | So you just get trades approved faster? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:49:32): | Nah but I do now have access to extended trading hours for free which is actually really nice, normally you need to pay extra for that |
| Shill Bill | (08:50:05): | More capitalism, more often |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:50:10): | And I get a $1,000 margin and they don't require interest back like most trading houses |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:50:22): | the faster you can circulate capital the more you can make of it baby |
| Shill Bill | (08:52:13): | McDonalds is implementing screens to order food. Da robots is coming |
| Shill Bill | (08:52:50): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:53:28): | I dumped my ISIS stock of lockheed martin in favor of Mexican Wall Stocks, concrete and construction. |
| Shill Bill | (08:53:51): | I don't even know if you're joking |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:55:17): | im not i sold my LMT for a cool .35 cents because it was barely moving, construction has been on the up, it hasn't moved this much since 2009 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:56:00): | i think LMT will do better AFTER trump is president. construction will do well now and in the future, even if he doesn't do the wall but decides to do infrastructure im still good |
| Shill Bill | (08:56:14): | You buying specific construction stock or are there indexes? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:56:29): | i got an index so I have exposure to the 2 big construction stocks |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:57:01): | PKB is the index, it has shares in MLM and the other big construction stock, forget hte name. Guns are fucking killing it right now no pun intended |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:58:50): | i hope trump talks about the wall today |
| Shill Bill | (09:00:08): | Nah. He's announcing to many cabinet picks today. Only reason he'd mention the wall would be if it's not good news. Friday is not the day to make good announcements. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:00:59): | i'd take him talking about our crumbling infrastructure and fixing that too |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:17:40): | you guys should see my google stock spreadsheet it's getting ridiculous. it allows you to pull in live financial information so I have a column that tells me when a stock is being traded more or less than average at this time based on the hours and average trading info. |
| Shill Bill | (09:19:00): | Killing Santa Claus: The Secret Plot to Destroy the World\u2019s #1 Communist\n\nI'm gonna write about how global warming is real. But it's a plot to destroy Santa cause he's giving away goods and services for free. That's a no no in capitalism |
| Shill Bill | (09:19:18): | He's the real red menace |
| Shill Bill | (09:20:00): | "The ice cold capitalist are succeeding in driving an ice pick into the tender heart of Ol\u2019 Saint Nick." |
| Shill Bill | (09:21:23): | How you updating a spreadsheet with live info. That function built into Google docs or excel? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:22:26): | google has built in financial info. you can type in =googlefinance("STCK", "Price") to get the current live price, or other attributes |
| Shill Bill | (09:24:35): | This a different spreadsheet than Trumpire Investments LLC? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:25:17): | nah same one i just added a few columns you can see I know have a measure of how many trades happen on average by this time and how many actually have, to indicate if a stock is being traded more heavily or less heavily than average at the current moment |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:26:21): | also going back to what you were saying |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:26:25): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:29:45): | https://i.redd.it/3uydc4qb3cyx.jpg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:30:31): | snail trailllllllllll |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:30:37): | When ever I see Josh and Brian go back and forth with out Pete interjecting, i know you went full commies with out reading it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:30:57): | that's right about 90% of the time. the other 10% is probably just about a tv show |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:32:20): | actually though this time there was some stock talk |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:54:19): | I just found a document in my google drive "My Dinner with Dringus" and the only line written in it is "Similar to my dinner with Andre". |
| Shill Bill | (10:00:47): | So intriguing. I'd watch |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:04:01): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:39:25): | http://kottonzoo.com/images/thumbnails/252/225/x2434_main_1447380032.png.pagespeed.ic.jyzkyo8FO4.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:45:45): | http://i.imgur.com/MBdncOO.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:13:07): | https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKSoJ0Xlyjduql2/source.gif |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:28:24): | https://i.sli.mg/2V7OlX.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:28:30): | thats pretty messed up |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:29:16): | Nah fuck whitey |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:29:21): | racism equals privilege plus power |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:29:41): | That's some tumblr talk for you |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:42:21): | i mean |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:42:43): | think of all the harm that's come from white people saying fuck the blacks and all the harm that's come from black people saying fuck the whites lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:42:58): | EVERYONE SHUT UP |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:43:08): | i forgot the new pokemon came out today |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:43:26): | and now you can contunie |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:43:42): | i was just going to say black power |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:43:43): | Are there black Pok\xe9mon? Trying to tie these two together |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:43:53): | there's blackachu |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:44:51): | None |
| Shill Bill | (12:45:12): | I always preferred Reichu |
| Shill Bill | (12:45:23): | As in third Reich |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:45:43): | yea dumb peter pan syndrome ass pikachu refusing to evolve in the show |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:46:07): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:46:19): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:46:23): | race war has never been so cute |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:46:58): | Mines NigglyPuff |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:47:01): | Well this is new |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:47:40): | lol this inspired me to type in other nationalities + pokemon |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:47:42): | heres indian pokemon |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:47:45): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:48:02): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:51:29): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:14:53): | https://i.reddituploads.com/1a10bc274d324c289424b6061abdb178?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=3edf2b02806fcb992898f5d179d3390d |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:29:40): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJFcpRxju2g&feature=youtu.be&t=1m23s |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:30:11): | ronald reagan literally advocating for socialism at the end. this shakes up my whole foundation |
| Shill Bill | (13:30:49): | Reagan also granted amnesty for how many millions of illegal imigrants |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:31:39): | Reagan also rode a velociraptor shooting uzis |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:33:23): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:38:24): | You activated my trap card |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:38:25): | https://sli.mg/XuGDyo |
| Shill Bill | (13:39:36): | let's make a meme card game |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:40:08): | https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/whatdoyoumeme/what-do-you-memetm |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:40:10): | failed |
| Shill Bill | (13:40:16): | well then |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:40:24): | Brah do you even interent? |
| Shill Bill | (13:41:16): | not goods apparently |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:41:59): | oh boy we getting started on bernie again lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:42:18): | the top x% of the top x% |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:42:22): | http://i.imgur.com/RQah8hZ.png |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:43:54): | this was posted from @floridaHRC day of election and qas quickly deleted lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:43:58): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:44:28): | some alternatives |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:44:31): | None |
| Shill Bill | (13:44:33): | i mean, they still made history. cause they lost |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:44:54): | None |
| Shill Bill | (13:46:56): | is Tay Tay still a nazi |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:47:52): | she is hitlers wet drea, |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:49:18): | https://i.reddituploads.com/9dc5a09d329a43c2b865f4c7fdc339b8?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=12340fadba611aaf4b4b8ccbae16e8b7 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:57:00): | https://i.reddituploads.com/f3c0d2ed569348499b4ea05d9e1c263b?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=45bca5e903dc9787b7138dc267772bc5 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:06:15): | give it the old college triy |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:13:13): | im off to start my own communal society in the woods where each is given to their needs and each contributes to their abilities. i only have one question, who's coming with me? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:13:16): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:17:58): | See that concept doesn't work when your needs are vastly greater than your abilities |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:18:19): | if you're a one man community sure |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:19:09): | im trying to think of what i would contribute in the woods though |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:19:21): | i would probably just eat rocks and then die |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:26:01): | https://gfycat.com/ImperturbableFelineArgentineruddyduck |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:26:57): | it looks cool but wtf is the point lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:29:41): | how you gunna build that int he wood |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:40:05): | Dankest Pokemon |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:22:36): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:22:42): | this dude looks like capitalism took human form |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:24:43): | http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/131/1/c/Woll_Smoth_by_Bassel.png |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:24:54): | Looks like Woll Smoth |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:39:56): | http://i.imgur.com/ukHu7hw.jpg |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:40:39): | He's going to love Terryology |
| Shill Bill | (15:40:56): | Sounds like Garyology too |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:45:36): | Steveologist - one who practices the art of scamming amazon |
| Shill Bill | (15:48:53): | Scamazon |
| Shill Bill | (15:49:02): | Scamazon.com |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:53:11): | i want to just sit down with steve and have him explain his world to me |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:11:39): | it's actually really fun when your high to pick steves brain |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:20:09): | how does he feel about president trump? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:21:28): | not sure, don't think he cares yet tbh lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:21:29): | https://i.reddituploads.com/c8de5c35a5ad4073b79978c6e3b85821?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=e51c2483de3d94fc410cd99306fb0a07 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:22:08): | Trump President i get tendies, |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:22:15): | clinton presdient\xa0i get tendies |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:22:23): | Magic unicorn adventure? That sounds hard as hell |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:24:46): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn5pIkEHPf0 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:24:53): | this cant be real right |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:29:27): | i believe it lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:32:46): | https://i.redd.it/acgb7ey4yeyx.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:32:51): | kinda true |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:34:47): | it is true lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:34:48): | http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/10/27/chuck_todd_it_took_12_clinton_staffers_12_hours_to_write_one_tweet.html |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:36:10): | this was a tweet about supporting the fight for 15 crowd, but they make sure not to actually take a stance or position on it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:36:13): | spineless slime |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:41:05): | you guys doing anything saturday night? haleys going out with her friends |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:41:14): | so i figured i may as well slum it with you guys |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:41:24): | Oh im going out with Haley |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:41:38): | its the We Hate Brian Club |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:41:49): | Pete is chapter Treasurer |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:42:20): | I'm hanging out with Jessie Saturday but we might be able to go out with you guys if you're down to do shit |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:42:44): | And I quit the We Hate Brian club, got too political and cliquey |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:43:18): | MABA |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:43:31): | i fucked htat up |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:43:35): | MBGA |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:43:41): | Make Brian Great Again |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:44:16): | jokes on you |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:44:18): | I was never great |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:44:22): | I was ok at some points |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:46:25): | I prefer old-school brian, pre-math brian, when we both used to stay up all night talking about how numbers are gay and marvelling at how we have 11 fingers |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:48:50): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:49:02): | my second cousin, future red piller, man going his own way |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:50:12): | 100% of those back up lovers have the BBC |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:50:16): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOLo7DibduI |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:50:36): | DON LEMON DONT GIVE A FUCK |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:54:22): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtBdiNghl7c |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:54:26): | What is this |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:54:29): | fucking batman |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:54:47): | nigel farage and boris johnson are the UK political donald trumps |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:54:59): | AKA |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:55:01): | Winners |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:55:11): | aka FUCKING FASCIST PIGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:58:46): | https://i.redd.it/6b0twethxfyx.png |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:58:55): | Stephen Dallas |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:58:59): | you savage |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:59:00): | lmao |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:00:32): | I think steve is actually moving out out. he just told me the TV is going to his apartment after thanksgiving. things must be pretty serious |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:00:48): | which tv |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:00:52): | the basment one |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:00:58): | isnt that your parents |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:02:09): | yea the basement, no steve paid for it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:27:15): | Did Steve find a new job |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:28:42): | That's what it sounds like |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:28:52): | Damn good for him |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:29:08): | Pretty soon he'll be watching black and white TV in his own place |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (18:39:19): | Should I follow the girl I lost my virginity to in Instagram |
| Shill Bill | (18:45:48): | Why would I say no |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:06:13): | It's okay josh. You'll find a guy who will take yours one day |
| Shill Bill | (19:14:13): | You busy tonight? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:14:30): | For you. Yes |
| Saturday, 19 November 2016 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:00:04): | So marc you still know someone who wants a cat because we just found three more kittens oh god why |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:05:23): | Please someone wake me from this cat nightmare |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:09:51): | You took them in already? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:10:54): | Brian is a cat person now |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:11:35): | https://media2.giphy.com/media/3orif6uqOTNeKE82uQ/giphy.gif |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:49:31): | So the landscapers were doing the leaves in our backyard. Then 3 of them came to my front door ringing the bell hold 3 kittens saying they found them under our deck and at that point what choice did I have lol |
| Shill Bill | (11:52:06): | Slam the door in their face? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:03:10): | So no speako espanol! |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:03:51): | Do you have like seven cats now |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:05:45): | Well they were worried about hurting them with the leaf blowers. And yes 7 lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:05:52): | 11 if you count the outdoor cars |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:05:54): | Kill me |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:07:30): | I think the legal limit for pets is like 8 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:08:08): | 8 cats 3 dogs |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:08:23): | So you're almost at capacity at least |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:08:26): | Well then you can take 7 cats can't ya ;) |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:19:45): | Hippies are the worst type of people |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:23:12): | I'm kind of a hippie and I'm not terrible |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:23:52): | What did hippies ever do to you man |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:25:52): | You like weed, you like the ability to sleep with many women (free love), and you love Jean jackets. I think you're a hippie and you don't even know it ;) |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:27:10): | You have a long board too lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:40:59): | Is Marc the biggest hippy of us all? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:41:03): | \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:43:49): | One. I don't like jean jackets |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:44:07): | 2 I have a nickel board which is a shirt board |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:44:20): | And three. Fuck you |
| Shill Bill | (13:45:16): | Sounds like the hippie is butt hurt |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:57:25): | Your just butt hurt cause i wouldn't make your butt hurt last night |
| Shill Bill | (18:42:34): | Check out @AngelTilaLove's Tweet: https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove/status/799809348755161088?s=09 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:15:19): | Oh god I forgot about her |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:16:17): | So she's a nazi huh |
| Monday, 21 November 2016 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (05:00:43): | Josh vice came in last week and told us they were expanding. They are hiring journalists for there Brooklyn office. Here's your shot kid |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:17:52): | They are doing Vice money. You can spread your communist pr |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:17:59): | Propaganda |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:18:39): | Vice MONEY? Should be Vice Labor vouchers |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:52:27): | josh we were wrong all along |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (08:52:31): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:03:06): | I though ford was a national socialist \U0001f60f |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:09:22): | https://i.reddituploads.com/37910d0dc6b34ff2887490210647c4a4?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=44622ffe4974372a69bf85b034698613 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:09:24): | apparently he was a big fan of the nazi's lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:09:46): | women drivers amirite my fellow men |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:10:21): | Party People Say Hiel |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:29:08): | What if Bernie wasn't socialism. So he can be in control of all the money. Because he wants it all. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:55:03): | so basically just keep the system as is \ufffd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:55:08): | since jew's control the money |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:55:51): | you see newt gringrich defending the appointment of steve bannon, saying how he's not an anti-semite, he's worked in big banks and with hollywood producers! lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:58:21): | The Mel Gibson defense |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:58:31): | Your dirty jew fan, Mel Gibson |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:27:39): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6iN6VTL7v8 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:31:14): | http://i.imgur.com/1Fz9TbF.gifv |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:36:44): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:36:55): | personally I say florida is the 4loko state |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:37:09): | Bud Light |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:37:21): | Is Meth and Herion and answer? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:58:08): | https://i.reddituploads.com/d9bd388774174f22b870ad413529dff4?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=0e5e53a546146a205e16b52c9852229a |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:02:19): | http://www.businessinsider.com/how-daniel-rigmaiden-discovered-stingray-spying-technology-2015-6 |
| Shill Bill | (13:40:36): | https://theintercept.com/surveillance-catalogue/ |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:49:36): | come get me coppers |
| Shill Bill | (13:50:06): | \U0001f437 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:51:29): | if they really want to know what porn i watch go ahead, what gifs i watch go ahead, BUT I WILL BE FUCKING DAMNED IF THEY KNOW WHAT POKEMON IM EV TRAINING RIGHT NOW |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:36:35): | i feel like im going too far down the rabbit hole |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:36:42): | /r/pizzagate is taking up all my time |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:14:56): | Please tell me Donald Trump and Reddit are going to bring down the biggest pedo ring since the church |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:15:58): | Norway just arrested a ring of 20 pedos involving lawyers and politicians. who knows who will be next! |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:16:12): | this is amazing, "Donald Trump is racist for thinking illegal immigrants don't\xa0belong in this country" "But is cool clinton\xa0hid a pedo ring for years" |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:19:14): | I think a bunch of republicans were arrrested for ot |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:19:15): | it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:19:20): | WHY ISNT THIS ON THE NEWS |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:19:38): | CNN more like Child Nudes Network |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:19:39): | cause the LAME stream media is in on it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:20:38): | https://i.imgur.com/aCOcBD9.gifv |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:29:46): | yo, the fuck |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:29:58): | this isnt some funny bush did 9/11 ahit |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:30:06): | this mightbe happening |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:39:29): | you think anyone drove by that and thought "wow, I was thinking I'd go hillary, but that lawn makes some really strong points" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:42:09): | with this election? honestly yea |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:46:07): | https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/14607004_1049377878494675_6532112908904562688_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTM1ODk0ODUzOTA0ODE4ODU5MA%3D%3D.2 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:49:05): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:57:34): | yea keep our kids out of hip hop! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:12:11): | did you guys know at the end of his term and when running again, trump plans to get 95% of the black vote? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:12:52): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:34:10): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:40:34): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:45:21): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:46:32): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:52:39): | https://i.imgur.com/sg9JCo8.gif |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:54:23): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:54:33): | Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:54:40): | holy shit that first pic lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:11:38): | Can someone explain to me why woman complain about carrying a baby around for 9 month then holding it for like 2 years |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:11:48): | I pay to life shit up and down |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:11:57): | plus you had sex for it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:12:02): | i feel like its a win win |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:12:08): | swole lower back |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:12:15): | people know you bone |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:12:24): | Oh wow I feel so bad for you, you had sex |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:13:07): | an aqbortion is throwing away a free gym membership |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:13:13): | which is the real crime |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:13:30): | 9 months where you get to eat whatever you want and complain about going up stairs? I call that a dirty bulk |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:14:12): | and everytime you bend down its a squat |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:54:18): | 25 years later my mom brings up the fact she was pregnant with my for 9 months. Is there no expiration date on this shit? Can you imagine holding onto one achievement for 25 years? It's like a 60 year old thinking he's better than for you because in high school he caught a winning touchdown once. Except also it turns out every person of his gender is capable of catching that touchdown if they so desired |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:06:16): | No joke, when I was dating Kristi her dad used to do that, brag about shit he did in high school at age 50+ |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:06:19): | It was weird |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:12:33): | Where are all the Dads bragging about busting the nut that made you |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (18:15:54): | Remember highschool though. Solid |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:16:19): | High school was were I honed my fine motor skills through video games lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:24:36): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:25:25): | Been there done that |
| Tuesday, 22 November 2016 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:58:25): | http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3960366/Migrants-burned-refugee-centre-causing-10-million-damage-wasn-t-Nutella-Gummibears-chocolate-German-Red-Cross-worker-reveals.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:58:36): | See i feel like that would be in america |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:01:41): | Not with our army |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:01:43): | I mean police |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:03:54): | https://i.reddituploads.com/ada6df2d963a499d9cc1532f9a6b882f?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=ece9907207d17c0f70172d258007e8ff |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:08:54): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1o6-bi3jlxk&time_continue=159 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:43:04): | Can we all agree that if any of us have a girl born on 1/17 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:43:08): | we name her Sierra |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:43:55): | I was going to name her Ivanka after her mother |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:44:07): | \U0001f60f |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:44:37): | Well then Name him Barron after his dad |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:54:00): | http://imgur.com/Br0gao5 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:14:57): | You think I could nap it out on the toilet at work |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:16:45): | You don't know if you don't try ;) |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:52:39): | https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/tim-allen-hollywood-hypocritical-trump-bashing-2016-11?client=ms-android-verizon#scso=uid_WDSToAAPIesKVIrnHwEohA_18:0 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:52:51): | Tin allen back in the news |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:10:51): | Anyone else think that kayne might be right all this time |
| Shill Bill | (14:11:24): | Anyone else think that Tim Allen's neighbor was a nudist? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:12:42): | I thought that was confrimed |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:23:19): | Can we create a crossover with Tim Allen and QQ? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:21:26): | Gary the landlord |
| Shill Bill | (15:23:02): | Dang. He feisty |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:24:31): | Steve's legs are going to be broken soon |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:24:51): | If he says he got those black eyes from walking into a door don't believe him |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:38:21): | Does Steve need a body Guard, i accept ill gotten amazon gift cards |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:41:51): | https://i.redd.it/hrvbxliye1zx.png |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:44:15): | https://i.reddituploads.com/9b7982675af547018cec99f61bda50b0?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=afbb9ad0afa3082872f2f71d94a793bd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:24:56): | Donald Trump attacks one of the most powerful CEO in Corporate America - At the very top of the Trump Tower skyscraper, he personally warns CNN CEO Jeff Zuckers : "I hate your network. Everyone at CNN is a liar. You should be ashamed" |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:26:19): | Trump Train Gives No Fucks and Has no Breaks |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:26:40): | We all know Trump CNN because he is in Bed with Vinny Mac |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:31:23): | I hope the trump tower becomes the new White House |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:32:30): | with black jack and hookers |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:34:02): | melania is gonna stay there till barron's mind isn't as empty as his name |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:34:08): | aka till the school year is over |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:34:49): | https://i.redd.it/n2c98tpf86zx.jpg |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:35:38): | You like cocaine, don't you Marc |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:38:10): | I get high on life Pete |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:38:32): | Life Cereal, i smash that shit and snort it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:41:44): | Can we talk about the jews? We haven't talked about how the jews are screwing at all today |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:41:53): | Screwing us* |
| Shill Bill | (16:42:21): | Bend over gents. It ain't gonna be all the Jews. Just this Jew. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:44:02): | Thank god for my white privilege |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:52:28): | http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2016/11/15/tinder-gets-trans-friendly-update-dozens-gender-identity-options/93870512/ |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:52:58): | jew privilege > white privilege, check your lack of privilege |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:53:04): | yea I heard that |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:53:20): | time to fuck the other 36 genders |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:53:34): | you did the hair rainbow |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:53:36): | now the gender rainbow |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:53:48): | first gender up: Male |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:54:27): | wait a minute, if a girl wants to be a guys then she gets test to be more manly, but if i have test i get arested for streriods |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:54:43): | honestly i agre it's dumb. all the hollywood actors are all on HGH anyways |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:54:59): | POWER BARS |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:55:10): | How do i get HGH |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:55:16): | i want to be HiGH |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:55:22): | wink wink |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:57:08): | I was reading on a forum about this "straight" guy who goes on Grindr and fucks pre op trans women because they throw themselves at straight guys, that could be an untapped market for you |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:57:31): | wait what |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:57:36): | they females |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:57:45): | and i can fuck them in the butt |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:57:47): | wait they're men becoming women or women becoming men |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:57:54): | i mean the butts safe either way |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:58:06): | Boys becoming Men Men Becoming Wolves |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:58:25): | werewolf barmitzvah spooky scary |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:58:45): | ok so gary messaged steve "We just got DramaFever"\nsteve: "whats that"\ngary: "it's like crunchyroll but for asian dramas"\nsteve: "coooool"\ngary: "asian women love it, so there's a good chance aurora will have her friends over to watch it"\nsteve: "ohh nice"\ngary: "aurora said because of that you should probably pay for it"\nsteve: "lol"\ni swear to god steve better not be paying for the asian drama on demand channel |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:59:24): | His Wifes name is Aurora |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:59:32): | New Plan |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:59:33): | as in borealis |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:59:38): | Bang Garys wife |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:59:50): | you're gonna throw a frame bang his way huh |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:59:58): | never had an asian |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:00:01): | and lets be real |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:00:04): | she married gary |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:00:11): | she probabbly retarded |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:00:33): | on some level i do think she has to have some defeciency or more likely in desperate need of a green card |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:01:10): | i can give her a green card to the bone zone |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:07:48): | https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/801122850891591680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:08:00): | Damn Ted Cruz Spit Straight FIRE |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:08:30): | ohohohhohohohohohohoho |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:09:00): | I like Rubio |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:09:04): | I like Criz |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:09:15): | The Donald is growing on me |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:09:24): | I like Barry |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:09:31): | I love BroBiden |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:35:24): | http://i.imgur.com/QVqucyu.gif |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:44:36): | Barry who? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:46:09): | OBAMA |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:46:41): | that's what I thought you meant but I wasn't sure |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:46:50): | but yea he's essentailly a right winger now \ufffd |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:47:38): | Listen Right Wing |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:47:40): | White Wing |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:47:44): | Chicken Wings |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:48:31): | There's a reason they call it the RIGHT wing |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:48:54): | I want to join a party so I can get more involved in voting now that we live in the trumpire |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:02:36): | Join the SDA, Social Democrats of America |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:05:21): | I'll prob just join the Democratic Party |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:05:30): | So I can vote in primaries and stuff |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:07:23): | Fuck the dnc |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (18:18:10): | Gotta do what you gotta do |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:18:54): | Be independent you can still vote in primaries |
| Shill Bill | (19:44:21): | https://www.mykybella.com/ |
| Shill Bill | (19:45:26): | Double chin treatment. Who knew? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:10:14): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:23:05): | Bravo |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:25:35): | "Sink wash your meat" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:46:25): | None |
| Wednesday, 23 November 2016 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:24:22): | http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-uncles-enter-last-stage-of-prep-for-thursd-30463 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:28:47): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:29:02): | on the site professorwatchlist that lets you report spooky socialist professors |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:32:27): | It'd be easier to report professors who are NOT socialist lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:32:44): | a durrrrrrrrrrr |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:32:51): | you mean libtard cucks |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:53:26): | >Clinton's lead in the popular vote surpasses 2 million |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:57:51): | hillary clinton getting the presidency - |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:57:52): | http://i.imgur.com/gRiRcKB.gifv |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:04:04): | the nazi's on reddits admin team shut down /r/pizzagate ( |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:04:05): | \ufffd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:27:29): | Lena Dunham is sitting Shiva for Hillary Clinton's loss lmao |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:27:36): | http://archive.is/DLsq2#selection-589.0-598.0 |
| Shill Bill | (14:29:15): | I love watching them all cringe |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:29:48): | L I B E R A L S |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:30:46): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:30:57): | Thank god we are so enlightened right boys |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:31:21): | it's like i always say |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:31:27): | reality has a social democratic bias |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:32:36): | Since becoming a social democrat I've won every argument I've been in! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:33:16): | can't wait till thursday. i left out my Marx and Engels reader on the kitchen table before I left so my mom can see it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:34:08): | "oh this old thing? it's only the best book I've ever fucking read you ignorant reactionary fuck" -me to my grandma when she asks what I'm reading |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:37:28): | oh man my coworker just made my week. our receptionist was talking about how she needs the turkey out by 430 because her neice has to go to work at 6. my slovenian coworker says "see they don't know how they're screwing up peoples lives" and I said "no they know exactly what they are doing" and he said "yup, capitalism in full bloom" and he gave me this look that just said "revolution is near" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:39:30): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:41:01): | I was going to put "To each according to his needs" over a picture of a black guy in expensive sneakers |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:41:06): | but groupme is surprisingly progressive |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:41:29): | this one looks like anti-capitalist propaganda considering how underpaid wal mart employees are lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:41:31): | i'm looking to break into the "conservative 80 year old man internet meme market" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:41:33): | what do you think? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:41:40): | good point, i need to work on that |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:41:58): | well you're on the right track by trying using a bad example of black people for your point |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:44:02): | thanks, im working hard on this |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:44:45): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:45:56): | i just found a whole group of iron steel worker memes lmao |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:46:09): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:46:33): | this one is defintiely out of place though |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:46:35): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:59:58): | None |
| Thursday, 24 November 2016 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:18:39): | Happy spanksgiving you UNEDUCATED WHITE MALES |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:18:59): | I'm gonna spank it all day |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:19:27): | This spanking goes out to the people who originally got spanked, the native Americans |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:21:36): | Thanks for the turkey ya dumb savages |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:31:35): | Gobble gobble mother fucker |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:45:18): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:45:29): | Some wisdom from a old friend |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:51:30): | Thank you Ryan |
| Shill Bill | (09:52:17): | He liked AND commented on his own post |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:52:30): | He does that on all his posts |
| Shill Bill | (09:52:36): | Ryan sounds questionable |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:52:45): | You have no idea |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:26:21): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:43:58): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:43:05): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:43:10): | Another Ryan classic |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:49:45): | LOL wtf |
| Shill Bill | (18:51:05): | Pete, don't tease us. What do the other ten comments say? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:22:17): | Just a bunch of people encouraging him and Ryan saying he has low self esteem |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:22:42): | Nothing as good as talking about fucking whores on facebook |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:34:45): | Wow that is some desperation |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:38:03): | Lori asked me about him because ryan has been hitting up Jackie and I told her he was crazy. I should just encourage her to look at his Facebook lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:42:20): | Jackie has a really nice body. But terrible lifting form. 2/10 would not bang |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:19:51): | Sorry Jackie , you ain't getting no Ruggiero D when you deadlift like that |
| Shill Bill | (20:39:29): | Zach just shared this with me from Facebook. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:50:29): | These are definitely some lost youth |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:51:47): | Strong Bay Bay? Does anyone know what that means in any context lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:52:04): | Is it me or does Lori make that same face |
| Shill Bill | (21:03:28): | Maybe we're not supposed to read "strong" as part of it all cause it's on his shirt. Just "bay bay". |
| Shill Bill | (21:04:16): | Also, Steve should grow out his hair. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (21:05:09): | Ok please explain Bay Bay then anyone lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:27:29): | The world will never know |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:27:58): | Which one of the Asian ladies is Gary's wife |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (22:06:11): | I honestly don't know lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:07:15): | http://www.geekbinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/The-Office-A-Benihana-Christmas.jpeg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (22:12:06): | Wait that happens recently ? |
| Friday, 25 November 2016 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:44:48): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:45:50): | Let it go Native Americans. We gave you blankets and small pics |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:45:58): | Pox |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:46:09): | Plus you can't put a price on al those beads |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:46:56): | Now people in manthham sell beads |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:50:31): | plus think of all the money we paid for all their land |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:50:40): | if they just put that into the preindustrial stock market |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:50:43): | they'd be rich now |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:53:20): | But what would the great spirit and mighty buffalo think about that? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:46:44): | he thought it would do better in a mutual fund, he was wrong |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:00:44): | the washington post has an article about how reddit banned /r/pizzagate. does this qualify as fake news since if you told the average american that reddit banned the subreddit /r/pizzagate, they'd probably say "ok, what's reddit, what's a subreddit and whats /r/pizzagate and why is any of this important" |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:38:28): | We missed international men's day |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:38:57): | Haley mentioned it to me when it happened |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:39:04): | I thought everyday was international men's day though |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:39:06): | since we run this shit |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:39:23): | I'll manspread today anyway |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:40:07): | today is interantional buy nothing day |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:40:37): | Too late, I bought a $500 vacuum for $230 bayyybeee |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:41:08): | next week sell it again for $400 at a discount to the suckers who missed the sale, make a cool $170. that's the market in action! |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:41:18): | That's a solid idea lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:42:09): | buy high sell higher \ufffd |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:42:36): | Black Friday for life |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:42:45): | I love fighting over shit I don't need |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:43:41): | http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/ |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:44:33): | Jesus Christ lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:44:52): | How does someone get trampled in wall mart |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:46:21): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_adgG8Ba2Q |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:49:01): | my mom sent me a list of intersting cat facts lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:49:13): | Think about how satisfying it will be for the victor to watch two and a half men on that tv after you killed for it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:49:40): | it will make all movies and television you watch on it that much sweeter, knowing you had to kill a man for the privilege. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:50:37): | Domestic cats spend about 70% of their day sleeping. And 15% of their day grooming. \xa0This fact makes me want to try some of that cat nip I've been hearing so much about |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:51:05): | Cats have it so good |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:51:12): | Especially if they live under your deck |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:51:24): | I see them going to other decks |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:51:28): | I know they're not monogamous to us |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:51:36): | but I love them and I can't leave them because of the kids |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:52:00): | once those kids grow up though im out |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:57:17): | We all know dogs are better then cats |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:57:36): | the one kitten we kept is the best cat we have, rocky |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:57:42): | he's pretty doglike though |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:10:10): | https://twitter.com/AbelCain2023/status/801187348193169409 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:50:31): | http://i.imgur.com/ngmKZ.jpg |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:50:34): | josh you remember this |
| Shill Bill | (14:24:37): | I forget the context, but yes |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:25:09): | we were high watching breaking bad |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:31:37): | I missed that, we'd get high and watch breaking bad and then I'd go to work and eat Hot Fries and watch The Wire |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:32:34): | man you'd get a lot of quality television in one night. i miss that too, walking dead, breaking bad, that chris cuckwick for analysis |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:32:59): | He really was an amcuck |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:33:04): | AMCuck |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:37:37): | His wife is super rich |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:40:24): | But does she got a fatty |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:41:02): | im looking right now |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:42:17): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:42:20): | too smallllll |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:43:27): | where da thicc chicc's at |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:55:35): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:57:19): | http://media.tumblr.com/ce5c1f573bae3e2b6260b332ea9ab88d/tumblr_inline_n9h45lChCQ1qjf29a.png |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:57:28): | Now that's what I call an ass |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:34:35): | What's one place in the world you never want to visit |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:34:38): | Like country |
| Shill Bill | (15:38:05): | Palestine |
| Shill Bill | (15:38:07): | \ufffd |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:38:29): | Most of Africa lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:39:05): | And most of asi |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:39:11): | And the Middle East |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:39:34): | So pretty much continental US and west Europe Lol |
| Shill Bill | (15:42:03): | I don't think most of Russia is worth visiting |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:42:30): | Id only consider visiting Russia if I had ten kilos of heroin to sell |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:44:38): | Any of the nations where my a piece of my smart phone came from |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:45:08): | because it's probably not a great place if that's one of their best employment opportunities |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:53:08): | You don't want an all expenses paid vacation to Cambodia? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:54:19): | china I wouldn't go to either or anywhere else that has a "smog alert" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:55:29): | On a serious note, I also wouldn't want to vacation in a third world country, made planning the honeymoon annoying lol |
| Shill Bill | (15:55:44): | Where you going |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:55:51): | Hawaii |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:56:22): | noice |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:56:34): | but you got to pronounce it "uh-ai-ee" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:56:49): | Is that the gringo pronunciation |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:57:00): | Or filthy savage native pronunciation |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:57:38): | its the gringo bastardization of the filthy savage pronunciation |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:11:08): | I'd go to Russia |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:18:14): | the capitalist goes to russia eh |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:18:38): | too cold. and too many crazies |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:27:50): | You're just as capitalist as the rest of us lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:28:37): | Embrace it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:29:00): | https://media4.giphy.com/media/UzzFEijDCAD16/giphy.gif |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (16:54:33): | When I eventually work at Goldman Sachs and a "computer error" accidentally gives 50 million to charity, remember me as I go to jail |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (17:08:20): | Charity the name of the stripper ? |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (17:09:00): | It was a blow job that could end, or start, wars. She earned that 50 mil |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:04:41): | P O W E R |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:08:55): | Trump picked a creationist as his education secretary lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:09:16): | #BringPrayerBackInPublicSchool |
| Saturday, 26 November 2016 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:41:05): | And on the third day God created the Browning automatic rifle so Man could hunt the dinosaurs |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:41:51): | Now Pete. Have you read the fossil records. Or are you just taking them On FAITH |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:42:52): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:51:05): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (08:52:47): | You can make anyone do anything with a great smile. Threats of violence and homo erotic undertones p |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:05:57): | RIP Fidel Castro |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:12:49): | http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/cuckolding-relationships-reached-record-high/ |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:13:07): | Cucks are back on the menus boys |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:28:12): | Fidel died on Black Friday. Thanks capitalism |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:38:38): | He the farm cause the deal was too good to pass up |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:38:44): | He bought* |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:00:04): | At least you guys still have based Raul |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:21:22): | Let's make a show where we change neckbeard into chads |
| Shill Bill | (16:22:06): | From Chad to rad |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (16:47:27): | Wayabo to what a boy |
| Sunday, 27 November 2016 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:15:58): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:18:34): | I like the half a joke told lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:18:47): | I was wondering how stock price is calculated so I decided to look it up. I present to you the science of economics- |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:19:06): | Also, 69% charged \ufffd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (13:46:30): | https://i.reddituploads.com/bf2e808ca13b4b61922b9435512158ae?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=a2ca39d6a739c209828da768679daa8e |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:54:06): | I can fit the GameCube + network adapter, top that |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:01:33): | I found a new sub /r/gatekeeping it's great |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:01:36): | https://i.reddituploads.com/038229af48d849a9bffede1c599dc877?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=e830060663c4d3139134494806514a76 |
| Monday, 28 November 2016 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:15:51): | i clicked random instead of all on reddit |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:15:57): | got furries, fucking reddit |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:22:45): | Yea that should really be blocked from random lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:11:15): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:10:29): | http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Buzzwole_(Pok%C3%A9mon) |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:10:44): | Its Name is Buzzwole |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:10:48): | i want it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:15:04): | You just sold me on Pok\xe9mon |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:03:32): | http://imgur.com/gmbQAEl |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:12:49): | Everyone is wrong exepct for my opinions |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:12:57): | http://www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/9-year-old-special-olympics-12238424 |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:13:32): | it's just contradictory is all lol. its ok when someone from my party commits war crimes, but not when someone from your party does something bad (because we are also choosing to ignore the good) |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:13:50): | Lets be real here |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:13:59): | Fidel was a war crimial |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:14:02): | Blair |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:14:06): | probally was too |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:14:27): | but people celbrating fidel are pretty stupid |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:14:30): | How many countries did Fidel invade again, or coups did Fidel orchestrate |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:15:06): | Are you for real arguing that Fidel Castro was a good leader? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:16:37): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:17:10): | He didn't try to assassinate our president 638 times |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:17:21): | so he's got us there |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:18:51): | he also killed his political opposition, engaged in insane censorship and burned books, |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:18:56): | so we got him there |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:19:38): | and we all know McDaady and Johnny K carried the team in Five |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:19:49): | Fidel and Nixon didnt do sheeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttt |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:20:46): | http://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2010/11/10/a5785ae9-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/620x350/b3fd04ab8ec793de4fb2c8ce00fdb377/image7040938.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:21:00): | Let us never forget that day |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:21:01): | well the political opposition was bautista, take a look at his page, dude was terrible. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:21:04): | also tell me this isn't bad ass |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:21:29): | No politcal leader will ever be more badass then Teddy Roselvett |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:21:35): | during a speech castro was giving in cuba once, US bombs start going off and he he continues his speech |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:21:48): | and says we all know where these bombs are from etc etc |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:22:15): | Teddy West Side was shot during his speech and kept going |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:22:33): | I guess views of Castro depend on whether you believe the ends justify the means |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:23:11): | And your view of Teddy is whether you want to live or not, dude was bad ass |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:23:23): | he volunteered and fought in WW1 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:23:31): | AFTER HE WAS PRESIDENT |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:23:34): | but even then, there werent thousands of people floating on life rafts in shark infested waters to go to the US because Castro was such a good leader lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:24:12): | Can we get back to Teddy R for a sec and how badass old repsidents were |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:24:39): | but for every badass like Teddy R we have someone like Harrison |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:24:56): | Pierce was the worst |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:25:06): | Carter was pretty bad tpp |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:25:08): | too |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:25:27): | Andrew Jackson could stop bullets |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:25:43): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:26:00): | and his last words were that he wished he killed more people |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:27:15): | average cuban makes like $300 a month lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:27:33): | so who cares about unemployment when you're doing mandatory physical labor anyway |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:27:57): | Wait wait |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:28:01): | time out |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:28:04): | throw the flag |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:28:54): | http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/cuba/article89133407.html |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:29:06): | they have more free time than us, less homelessness they're more literate, live longer, lower infant mortality rate. money is just paper anyways \ufffd |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:29:27): | more free time to wait in food lines lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:29:37): | You really drank the Kool AId |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:29:45): | they can read the repair manuals for their cars from the 1960s lol |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:29:45): | like gulped that shit |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:30:31): | How are your views on Stalin |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:30:59): | Under Stalin the Ukranie had a 0.000% of obesity |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:31:06): | lets just say that The Rock might have some competition for The People's Champion \ufffd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:31:10): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=WApT5wYHSCg&app=desktop |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:31:24): | you know most people want to return to a communist europe |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:31:39): | Who |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:31:45): | even the so called shitty communist countries of romania, the majority people who lived under that system want to go back |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:32:02): | So do most Amish People |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:32:10): | want to go back to that |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:32:13): | lol reminds me of animal farm |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:32:14): | its what they know |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:32:17): | http://www.pewresearch.org/daily-number/hungary-better-off-under-communism/ |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:33:31): | http://www.balkanalysis.com/romania/2011/12/27/in-romania-opinion-polls-show-nostalgia-for-communism/ etc etc you can search for any country that has a poll done find the same thing |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:33:46): | Yes lets all follow the Economist Power House of Hungary, and Follow Norway's\xa0Plans for Peace |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:34:06): | Norways plan for peace is not to have an army |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:34:12): | and let America deal with it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:34:18): | fucking Norway |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:34:20): | lol so they actually tried a different system and your discounting their well informed opinion since they've been under both, because they don't produce shit? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:34:53): | yes |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:34:59): | that's absurd |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:35:02): | they're just another country that was defeated by the almighty fax machine |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:35:26): | Im not gunna\xa0follow anyone else but the US |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:35:37): | its in a league of its own of mixed cultures |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:35:43): | and people |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:36:18): | yea i dont really think there are any countries that match the diversity in the US, could be wrong tho |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:36:33): | Hungray has 9.87 million pople |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:36:37): | people |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:36:47): | The USA has almost 400 million |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:36:51): | 321 million |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:36:56): | cool |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:36:59): | I don't see why this matters though |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:37:18): | as though our ability to handle resource allocation freezes at a certain number |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:37:37): | becuase the bigger everything is harder it is to run |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:37:40): | Okay |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:37:43): | https://panampost.com/belen-marty/2015/10/06/inside-the-cuban-hospitals-that-castro-doesnt-want-tourists-to-see/ |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:37:53): | But Utopia Cuba has free healthcare! |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:37:53): | Lets do this |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:38:02): | We all start |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:38:05): | 4 guys |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:38:10): | Josh Pete You and I |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:38:13): | and 4 Girls |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:38:22): | Jessie Haley and two others |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:38:30): | we start a communin |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:38:48): | you're not banging my bitch |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:39:07): | Im banging YOU bitch |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:39:19): | part of what makes capitalism great is getting to go raw dog in my bitch and she cant do anything about it |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:39:35): | but we all do psudo equal work to get everything settled |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:39:43): | work the land and shit |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:39:47): | so we all die |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:39:56): | and our next generation starts |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:40:07): | then they have kids 2 each so its 24 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:40:22): | isnt it hard to runn\xa024 people and make them do equal work |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:40:25): | then it is 4 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:40:47): | also I bang i 6'7 blonde sweddish moddel |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:40:53): | now my kids can becnh 400 lbs |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:41:12): | and they start doing more work since they are stronger then the oxen we have |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:41:28): | should they get more then your punny kids |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:41:29): | yea communism relies on the idea that everyone is equal |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:41:34): | long story short |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:41:38): | and marc is a testament that this is not the case |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:41:39): | everyone is equal |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:41:43): | at least according to our constitution \ufffd |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:41:45): | but are they really |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:41:50): | can you put up 300lbs |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:41:56): | can you suck street nip |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:42:05): | well i guess that last one is a matter of taste |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:42:18): | this is exactly the argument a liberal professor made once and then lenin wrote a letter to him lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:42:21): | https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1914/mar/11.htm |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:43:24): | what was a liberl professor in 1914 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:43:27): | gimme the tl;dr |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:43:35): | Women should be able to where skirts above there ankles |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:43:52): | and may look at a man before marrage |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:44:13): | basically the argument the liberal professor says is "communism says everyone is equal but obviously that is not true, some are stronger, smarter", lenin says of course communism doesn't mean equality like that, equal in terms of rights |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:44:30): | yea but pete is left handed |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:44:51): | also rights arent handed out in Captlism |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:45:02): | they are handed out in our Constuinatl Republic |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:45:02): | why cant you all have equal rights in capitalism |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:45:03): | which is what infuraites communist the most lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:45:21): | oh now 2 capitalist go at it, ima sit this one out |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:45:32): | I think Brian just wants to steal my gains |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:45:38): | without a doubt |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:45:40): | listen i put up 315 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:45:45): | we aint splitting that |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:45:56): | you've been putting up 315 for years, your rate of return is shit |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:46:10): | G O D D A M N |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:46:10): | hey i dont have a spot |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:46:26): | oh, you need someone to help you? what are you, a COMMIE |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:46:28): | Typical capitalist response |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:46:43): | believes in his soverignity to put up 315lbs but relies on the welfare of the spotter |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:46:48): | spottertariat |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:46:57): | Brian is trying to make me smaller and not himself bigger |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:47:03): | I THOUGHT HIM SOMETHING |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:47:06): | YEA |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:47:14): | welcome to bro science |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:47:28): | if cuba is so great, why dont we get all our poor to go on rafts towards there |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:47:32): | we can swap |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:47:50): | i got work to do, so unless brian wants to spilt half his pay check i got shit to do |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:47:56): | we will give you all of inner city chicago and you give us back elian gonzales |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:48:50): | im only cool with sexual communism |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:49:01): | where i can do nothing and get an average looking girl |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:49:03): | or guy |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:49:15): | i feel like in commie town |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:49:27): | a butthole is a butthole |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:49:35): | you gunna fuck it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:50:29): | a holes a hole take what you can get |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:51:03): | no matter what |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:51:08): | we all agree on sex |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:51:10): | we like it |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:51:18): | also fuck liberals right guys |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:51:28): | fucking cucks |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:51:51): | "the answer is always in the middle" those self-CENTERED bitches |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:52:06): | when they open they legs it is |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:52:08): | wink |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:52:42): | as a social democrat... |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:53:18): | how got more ass back in day |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:53:20): | Bernie |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:53:25): | or Biden |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:54:38): | bernie definitely had his fair share of orgies |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:54:42): | the guy who lived on a commune with women who believed in free love or the straight edge nerd? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:55:08): | https://i.reddituploads.com/a5e061a5473e42b9981c673f1bd4a849?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=d49ca1245badaee6509bb2d270fbb792 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:55:21): | Who you calling a straigh edge nerd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:55:31): | he doesn't even smoke rocks |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:55:42): | probably the most pussy was from joseph stalin |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:55:46): | https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/afd9eea2abbc599805c4bb1808a1c8d1f26729b7c86230a3200a15373d3dc422_large |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:55:51): | his hair game was unreal |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:55:53): | nah G Khan |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:55:58): | well |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:56:02): | he more took the pussy than got it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:56:15): | stalin had a style that was like 70 years before its time |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:56:31): | and an ideology to go with it \ufffd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:56:32): | ok im done |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:56:37): | that was my last comment |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:57:08): | None |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:57:47): | when the hitler stach\xa0comming\xa0back |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:58:29): | What the Fuck is Formula 1 Qualifying |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:58:33): | I mena |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:58:39): | Formula 1 Practice |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:58:46): | how do you practice |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (12:59:12): | now this time, go left a little lefter |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (12:59:14): | http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Oculus-Rift.jpg |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:06:40): | Brian Firestone and Bridgestone are investing in the EPL |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:06:54): | so they are doing Trucks and Soccer |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:07:00): | weird mix |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:12:01): | Why was Danica Patrick getting her own car such a big deal deal |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:12:21): | Nascar Drivers crash there cars all the time, woman would be great |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:33:17): | so another person was found dead looking into the pedofile ring |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:33:29): | yes i ment the pun |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:34:26): | Pizzagate is real |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:34:29): | Is real |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:34:33): | Isreal |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:35:20): | Pizza Gate |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:35:25): | PizzaGate |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (13:35:33): | Podesta is Gay |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:57:17): | http://www.wnd.com/2016/11/the-purge-companies-exact-revenge-on-trump-supporters/ |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:57:34): | How not to run a business in a capitalistic society |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (14:59:08): | they're just betting that they'll bring in more money from people who agree with them than the money they'll lose from these trump clients |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:59:27): | or or |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:59:34): | just cater to everyone |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (14:59:55): | I didnt vote trump, but if thats\xa0your motto then fuck off |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:01:03): | i mean they think they're going to make more money this way I'm guessing which is capitalistic. why cater to everyone when you can make more not catering to a some?\xa0\ufffd |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:02:05): | I dont think you would make more not catering all in this situation |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:02:13): | you are in SEO not gold |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:02:21): | well they just got free press |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:02:28): | all they have to do is not actually follow through with what they just said |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:03:14): | now thats caplitlism |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:03:25): | hell yea it is |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (15:03:33): | make the crisis to profit from the crisis |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (15:03:36): | https://media.giphy.com/media/XreQmk7ETCak0/giphy.gif |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (18:27:48): | Everyone on reddit has been taking pictures with there baby bearded dragons saying they are chilling, When spike was little mother fucker would run all over the god damn place like a lightning bolt, who drugged these dragons to have them sit still |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:28:44): | Hillary "Queen Lizard" Clinton |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (18:29:26): | Nah Spike dont hang out with those types of people |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (18:30:33): | Also dude stopped an attack at OSU |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (18:31:05): | maybe terrorism, maybe just a really mad Muslim trying, but the police shot hi, |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (18:33:17): | If any of you go on a shooting spree, either shoot me first or kill other too and yourself. Then i can finally make the ventriloquist barbershop quartet that i have always wanted to |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:46:49): | lets be honest we all know it will be me |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (18:48:51): | just because cuban gulags was a bunch of liberal propaganda, doesn't mean it wasn't a good idea \ufffd |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:10:11): | im reading this ted kaczynski's manifesto I've heard so much about. its not bad. he'd fit right in with conservatives today and the trump crowd actually |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:11:00): | 16. Words like "self-confidence," "self-reliance," "initiative",\n "enterprise," "optimism," etc. play little role in the liberal and\n leftist vocabulary. The leftist is anti-individualistic,\n pro-collectivist. He wants society to solve everyone's needs for them,\n take care of them. He is not the sort of person who has an inner sense\n of confidence in his own ability to solve his own problems and satisfy\n his own needs. The leftist is antagonistic to the concept of\n competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:16:24): | elliot rodgers manifesto honestly sounds like gary wrote it lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:16:46): | Humanity\u2026 All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women.\nIt has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit\nin and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence\nof loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing\nthe value in me. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:16:57): | This is the story of how I, Elliot Rodger, came to be. This is the story of my entire life. It is a dark story\nof sadness, anger, and hatred. It is a story of a war against cruel injustice. In this magnificent story, I will\ndisclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience that I have pulled from my\nsuperior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped my views of the world. This tragedy did\nnot have to happen. I didn\u2019t want things to turn out this way, but humanity forced my hand, and this\nstory will explain why. My life didn\u2019t start out dark and twisted. I started out as a happy and blissful\nchild, living my life to the fullest in a world I thought was good and pure\u2026 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:30:46): | I'm here for the dank memes |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:31:01): | too late, this is all about criminal manifestos now |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:31:32): | seriously though elliot rodgers manifesto is like gary wrote a 141 blog post about his entire life |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:31:34): | Here's my manifesto. Grab em by the pussy |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:34:10): | this guy is like a charactacure of a narcissist lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:34:28): | After a lot of debating, we agreed to resolve our conflict with each other. This didn\u2019t mean I forgot all of the slights he\ndealt to me in the past, however. I never forget. I never forgive. One day I\u2019ll show him how superior I\nam. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:34:40): | This was extremely disappointing. I was hoping I would get decent, mature, clean-cut\nhousemates. Instead I got low-class scum. |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:35:22): | On the second day, they started inviting their equally rowdy friends into my apartment, and we\nexchanged more small talk. To my indignant surprise, they asked me the question I always dreaded\nanswering: \u201cAre you a virgin?\u201d I admitted that I was a virgin. I always admitted the truth about this. It\nwas my life struggle, and I couldn\u2019t lie about such a thing. They then had the audacity to tell me that\nthey lost their virginity long ago, bragging about all the girls they had slept with. I particularly hated\nAngel because of his ugly pig-face. How could such an ugly animal have had sexual experiences with\ngirls, and yet I haven\u2019t? What was wrong with this world? I got so angry that I went to my room and\npunched the wall. They heard me and started laughing. It was almost a repeat of what I experienced\nwith that black boy named Chance in the old apartment, except this time it was worse because these\nwere my housemates for the year! |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:36:10): | guess he forgot about this note to self |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:36:11): | Though I suppose it was for the best\u2026 My life\nwas too important to risk doing anything rash. |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (19:58:45): | Hey Brian. Stop reading this shit. I ain't about to be interviewed by the news saying "yea I figured he'd shoot up the work place, he was weird as shit" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (19:59:54): | This unabomeber though |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:00:17): | Just get a unibrow |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (20:00:38): | Elliot Rodgers is jsut for fun it's hilarious |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (20:02:23): | Remember when I said I would just crush pussy for fun once as a goof. Now look at me. So many dead cats |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:24:43): | i had to read the unabomber manifesto for college lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:24:45): | well part of it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:25:06): | now elliott rodger's manifesto is a tough one |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (22:44:39): | I've been watching aqua teen hunger force the last few nights and it's just as good as I remember |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (23:00:06): | Let's make an 80s band |
| Tuesday, 29 November 2016 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (06:39:09): | She means Anal |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:32:19): | http://www.theonion.com/article/man-returns-to-work-after-vacation-with-fresh-reen-30812 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:39:45): | http://imgur.com/gallery/918lj |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (09:39:50): | This was awesome |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:42:07): | that person really has the voice of the characters down lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:42:30): | there's this as well - https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld/ |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:42:50): | someone wrote a 9/11 episode where george lies about being a firefighter that ran into the towers for the glory, it's actually ihlarious |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (09:44:32): | https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B50l484pDaMobXI2Wk5CX0NMbkU/view |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:14:28): | http://imgur.com/sNo9iiu |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (10:14:33): | Fucking New Day |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:26:01): | told you it tasted like groceries |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:26:58): | I think Trump is still playing games with hillary supporters just for fun today lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:28:07): | he tweeted this - "Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag - if they do, there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail!" |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:29:16): | back in 2005 though, hillary supported the Flag protection act, which would allow you to be imprisoned up to 1 year in jail of fined 100,000 if you were burning the flag |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (10:29:29): | the 8-d multi dimensional chess game continues |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:01:05): | you think he just has a book of stupid shit Hillary said and tweets it to get everyone in a catch 22 |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:01:11): | he is a mastermind |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:02:08): | wait time the fuck out |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:02:27): | the happy birthday to the future president thing was real |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:27:36): | what happy birthday to the future president thing? |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:27:57): | https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/791263939015376902?lang=en |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:31:36): | None |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:31:41): | lmao wow |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:43:44): | Yup |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:44:12): | She must have read huff pos 98.1% chance of Clinton victory |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:44:14): | who talks about themselves like that btw lol |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:44:27): | it was her turn! |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:44:27): | Sociopaths |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:50:23): | What would you rather have. Your daughter be a slut. Or your son be a neck beard |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:51:10): | slut cause then i'd at least have a chad son-in-law and grandkids, neckbeard son will get you either an imported wife for greencard or no waifu at all |
| Build a fence with a Pence | (11:52:02): | Speaking of imported wives. Did Steve pay for the anime thing |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:52:11): | oh i dk |
| The 100 Ft Wall | (11:52:15): | maybe. i hope not though |
| GroupMe | (11:53:48): | Grab Em By The Swing States changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (11:54:38): | Grab Em By The Swing States changed the group's name to Clinton Cuck Community |
| GroupMe | (12:05:27): | The 100 Ft Wall changed name to CondolCuckYa Wife |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:06:29): | im going fo the inverted cuck trope |
| GroupMe | (12:13:44): | Build a fence with a Pence changed the topic to: Make America Cucks Again |
| GroupMe | (12:14:15): | Build a fence with a Pence changed name to Cuck Me Gentle |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:14:51): | i went with the female cuck |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:14:56): | the Hillary Voter |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:15:31): | oh so did I, I'm that BBV that white men can't resist |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:16:47): | im the strange love child of Rachael Maddow and Sally Kohn |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:55:39): | medival people knew how to party |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:55:49): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:02:48): | wanna make a holiday porn called Cum on ye faithful |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:04:35): | only if it's jesus jerking ontop of a christian congregation, at church, on christmas day |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:04:40): | as offesnsive as possible |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:05:27): | he is atop a christmas tree with the tip up his ass |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:05:57): | "Come forward ye faithful for the holy spirit ughhhhh" |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:06:41): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:06:48): | like this but with his dick |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:38:29): | you guys know UK banned specific acts in their porn? |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:38:31): | 'Such restrictions include the \u201cfour-finger rule\u201d, for instance, which limits the number of digits that can be placed into any orifice while on video.' |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:52:27): | yea but that dont say nothing about dicks in a hole |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:52:53): | Someone get me Barfbeito I have tests to run |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:53:14): | she's got a bf now, she's a completely differnet person |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:53:16): | lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:53:52): | you cant change a slut of the magintude |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:58:30): | http://i.imgur.com/XrZeFXS.gifv |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:05:41): | http://imgur.com/EDA4sw4 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:38:25): | That Jesus painting was pretty funny tbh can |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:38:31): | Fam |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:38:36): | Short for family |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:38:54): | It's what black people call their parents, not by their first name like us whites |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:52:52): | i had to explain white women hair cuts to my buddy david today |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:52:57): | he is a sassy gay black man |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:53:30): | https://www.yourfriendshouse.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/canispeaktothemanager.jpg |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:53:44): | he thought this was i have mixed kids hair cut |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:54:18): | i was like no no this is can i speak to the manager haircut ie she is psudo\xa0racists\xa0and wants to speak to someone white |
| Wednesday, 30 November 2016 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:03:55): | https://i.redd.it/19fh6s8mwo0y.jpg |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:57:23): | so i hit random istead of all again |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:57:49): | got sent to small dick problems, 1 why is that on random 2 shouldnt they know im subscribed and a mod |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (10:00:59): | oh yea that and /r/short is where to go to see the angriest of men |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:19:00): | there are some angry people on r/short i see now |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (10:19:18): | i do feel bad, I mean we're all manlets but were not manletlets |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (10:19:30): | check your height privilege |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:19:32): | i will never feel bad for short guys |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:19:48): | they dont have to move the bar as far when they squat or deadlift |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (10:20:22): | it's definitely easier to define your muscles when they're only 5 inches long |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:20:32): | exaclty |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:20:47): | they need to check there privelage |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:21:27): | im over here busting my ass trying to break parallel and short dude physcally\xa0cant half rep becuase his full bar path is 4 inches |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:21:55): | havent normal sized meat heads suffered enough |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:34:30): | If you are a jacked short guy though everyone assumes you are a scrappy little asshole |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:34:48): | are they wrong pete |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:34:52): | look at the Irish |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:48:12): | http://www.vice.com/jobs |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:48:22): | Josh I really think youd like it at Vice |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:48:47): | its all the hippie shit that you love and all the capitalism that i loive |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:49:13): | plus you would be paid by the dollars my company and others like it give you |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:49:17): | I WOULD OWN YOU |
| Shill Bill | (10:53:16): | I'm going to grad school next year. Not trying to find a new job or sign a new lease |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:59:42): | Did you look at schools or programs yet? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:00:55): | And I'd love to work for vice but commuting to DUMBO or whatever every day sounds like a nightmare lol |
| Shill Bill | (11:01:55): | Went to a fair this summer. Gonna apply to like ten schools. Due dates for apps to get scholarships range from two weeks from now up to February. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:02:19): | What do you have in mind for what you're going for? |
| Shill Bill | (11:03:36): | Public Policy. Texas has a dual Public Affairs & Journalism Masters which would be interesting |
| Shill Bill | (11:04:28): | So that when I learn what is best for you all, I can also learn how to tell you. |
| Shill Bill | (11:06:53): | Re Vice, they have some really shady business practices |
| Shill Bill | (11:07:07): | But I'd probably like working there anyway |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:07:44): | so |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:08:11): | my boss is literally acting like the cartoon of a capitalist pig |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:09:42): | he was yelling at Lynn our receptionist for fucking a Power of Attorney form. it happened because he sent her incomplete information, she did it based on that, then he sent the complete information and she asked which to go on and he flipped the fuck out |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:10:00): | at one point he yelled "You fucking jump when I tell you" |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:10:16): | complained how he can't make money off of us |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:12:03): | I don't know how you handle working there |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:17:13): | well i enjoy his bourgie tears about how he can't profit by underpaying my labor to me to oversell to someone else |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:17:20): | but that will only get me so far. think im quitting soon |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:37:25): | I can see why you hate capitalism working under #NotAllCapitalism |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:41:14): | Well most workers work for a small business, and small businesses are the most likely to commit worker offenses |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:41:18): | in the US at least |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:41:54): | due to lack of HR or any regulatory branch inside the business. we were just talking about how Joe would have been fired had this been a big firm with an HR department for the way he talks and what he texts people |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:43:09): | professional work in general just sucks tbh |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:43:59): | Hey, #NotTrueCapitalism! |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:45:00): | who is joe |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:45:18): | Joe is my asshole boss |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:45:20): | he sending dick pics |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:45:22): | then there is Tim my cuck boss |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:45:26): | Brian's Master |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:45:38): | "when I say jump boy you better jump I do declare" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:45:51): | BOY, did you send out those reports? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:45:55): | yes suh i did suh |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:46:15): | And the bank accounts? |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:46:22): | I reconciled them to the penny suh as you like it suh |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:46:52): | Good. I may just make you a House Accountant after all |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:47:02): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:48:10): | oh man marc you don't realize it but you just opened up a whole new world of meme-ry for me |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:48:56): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:50:58): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:51:49): | you know marc for being so against our views, you make a damn good communist meme |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:52:22): | hey, you can be best at something, doesnt mean you have to like it |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:53:10): | true actually a lot of atheletes don't even like the sports they play i've read. they're just good at it and it pays well |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:54:07): | they start off liking it, but then it becomes their full time job, there's added pressure, and they grow to resent it. this one soccer player Essou-Akkotto talks about it a lot. \xa0he say's he'll go to any team that has the fattest paycheck cause he doens't even care for soccer |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:56:04): | yea i'd imagine the stress and pressure of playing a sport professionally takes a lot of the fun out of it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:56:22): | nothing more fun than having fans try to murder you because you didn't do well in a game that they watch for fun! |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:56:29): | None |
| Shill Bill | (11:56:55): | Marc on fiyahh |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:59:10): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:01:06): | lol i found this premade one |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:01:11): | None |
| Shill Bill | (12:01:47): | Too modern. Too real. Ruins the allure. |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:05:34): | None |
| Shill Bill | (12:06:15): | Marc gets it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:07:15): | That Moment when you realize your best Communist Memer is a Capitalist Pig |
| Shill Bill | (12:08:13): | You'll make an excellent tycoon one day |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:09:29): | well that's the Black Business man meme, it's supposed to start off as something that looks like it will become a black stereotype then turns to a business thing. so they went full anti-joke with it. \xa0it works you just don't get contet god josh |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:09:33): | context* |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:09:52): | i think im gonna tell these piggas december 23rd is my last day |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:10:02): | pigga is my new slang for the boss man |
| Shill Bill | (12:12:04): | Apply to new job yet |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:24:42): | Me in 2050, I will be a shadowy investor in Josh's campaign |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:25:35): | Me in 2040 |
| Shill Bill | (12:25:46): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:37:53): | wow thats really insensitive Josh, Future rich white guys are stereotypes for your amusement |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:38:15): | you are the stereotypes we use for amusements |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:38:27): | you know |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:38:35): | i suddenly get why its fun to say white tears |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:39:19): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:39:21): | becuase you want to blame others for your own short commings |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:39:38): | or should i say short cummings |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:42:19): | you know you have more in common with the unabomber than you thought \ufffd |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:42:27): | that's his analysis of leftists as well lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:43:05): | i bomb my briefs after chitpole |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:43:10): | so un spanish |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:43:16): | im Un Bomber |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:43:31): | so maybe i am him |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:43:49): | plus dude had a cool hoodie and shades |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:51:48): | He was like a Lorax that killed people |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:52:43): | oh so it's cool to kill trees but when trees kill you now we gotta be reasonable |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:52:51): | tree power |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:01:34): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:06:19): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:20:48): | i dont know how they find me |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:34:18): | https://i.imgur.com/3Esl3re.gifv |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:42:31): | "Describe your last fart with a movie title" |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:42:32): | I said |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:42:34): | The Big Shart |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:13:08): | I'm an asshole |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:19:12): | The joy of fundraising lol |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:21:10): | You don't need a how to book for the Joy of Fun-raising |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:23:54): | tell her a spectre is hauting her body and you the spectre |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:23:56): | tell her marc |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:38:55): | I already had it |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:39:12): | oh gross you fucked a nerd |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:20:05): | most expenseive location in NJ - Middlesex, Somerset, and Hunterdon. congrats boys we made it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:27:59): | What about Essex |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:28:51): | That has short hills and Westfield right? Maybe summit |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:29:52): | this is what cost-of-living.com told me and what we're sourcing |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:30:11): | cost of living. "you alive? ok, pay me bitch" -society |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:42:20): | I blame the Indians because they raise our car insurance |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:46:53): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:46:59): | translation - my kid ain't going to no college |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:51:13): | My kid is goin on a football scholarship just like his old man |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:02:01): | im paying cash |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:03:27): | Pete your kids can have my kids football scholarship when my kids give it up to dance |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:04:28): | Brian your kids can beg our kids for change and when they give it to them they will throw it back and say i dont want coins i want real change |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:04:34): | and arbys |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:04:38): | everyone wants arbys |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:04:59): | and Josh and Sam will have like 12 kids |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:05:07): | and get divorced |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:05:21): | even though they were never marries |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:06:01): | I'd love to see how a Josh and Sam kid would turn out |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:06:05): | a socialist slut |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:06:20): | yes give me all the tax money and dicks |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:06:47): | we are all equal and everyone gets a turn in her or his butthole |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:06:47): | we the working class are oppressed, now I need you to O-press that D on this V |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:07:50): | you can spell socialist with out Slut, Yes you can, Shut up and get in my asshole, go in raw and dry |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (19:41:21): | You guys doing anything Saturday night? |
| Shill Bill | (19:49:18): | Nah b |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (20:14:27): | We got the show |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (20:14:34): | But after I'm good |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:14:43): | That's the morning right |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (20:16:56): | Yea |
| Shill Bill | (23:08:25): | Trump goes on a nationwide "thank you tour" starting tomorrow |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (23:09:22): | God bless America |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (23:09:37): | So when is he in NJ |
| Shill Bill | (23:11:14): | He has a house in NJ where they've been holding transition team meetings. Maybe he'll throw a house party. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (23:11:32): | I'll bring the keg of American beer |
| Thursday, 01 December 2016 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (08:59:25): | Did you trade in your good boy points for tendie at work yet pete |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:04:15): | I'm just going to start calling money good boy points |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:04:56): | Yea I traded half for wireless earbuds |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:05:15): | Oh did you buy the wire to attach so you don't lose them |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:06:38): | Also looking at the group pic it's amazing how bill clinton fell from power for someone like monica. Like she's average but shit you're the president you can def pull someone hotter than that |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:07:18): | He probably thought nobody would find out lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:07:31): | Or he probably fucked a lot of women and she was just the snitch |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:09:37): | I thought they were caught by a third party? I might be mistaken but if that's true whoever caught them committed a party foul the nation felt |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:12:20): | She told her friend |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:12:52): | And I think her friend told Matthew drudge or something |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:14:51): | To be fair if any of you guys sucked off trump I'd hope you'd tell us |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:16:33): | You'll only know when robo-emperor-trump attends my funeral and gives you a knowing look |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:19:25): | And then I'm next \U0001f61e |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:52:22): | Ill suck off Ivanka |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:53:00): | you think trump will get divorced in the white house? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:53:19): | Can you split hte white house in a divorce ? |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:54:51): | You get the west I get the east |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:55:48): | Why would he get divorced |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:56:02): | Trump is the ultimate example of when gold digging works perfectly |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:56:53): | Melania's situation is what every gold digging ho dreams about |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:57:05): | I cant wait for the Michele Melinaine death battle |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:57:45): | They should do one of those epic rap battles Melania v Michelle and Melania just copies every Michelle verse |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:58:26): | only this time in broken english |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:58:53): | Im gunna\xa0bring such a hurtin\xa0on you |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:58:59): | I bring hurt on yourself |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:59:07): | She is going to employ the Tyler the Creator tactic in her war against Cyberbullying |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:59:08): | http://i.imgur.com/W1zk4ZF.jpg |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:00:04): | im gunna\xa0cyber bully the fuck out of my kids |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:00:44): | im going to find out whatever computer games they play and then spawn camp them until they are broken down mentally |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:01:40): | "Stop Spawn Killing" "Shut up Faggot, im gunna\xa0bang your mom tonight" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:02:16): | who is this guy and how does he know so much information about my mom?! |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:02:39): | Tell your mom her meatloaf sucks |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:03:39): | hey kid, you suck at call of duty and i bet your dad is really disappointed in your grades in algebra class! i bet a little faggot like you will never make it to the Platinum Division or raise his grade up to at least a B by next marking period |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:03:35): | https://i.reddituploads.com/ecd9360c5e0f410ea73ac8cb90871de1?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=c3b6aa3540070829f018c6543169efdf |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:03:45): | the queen was def bangable |
| Shill Bill | (12:06:21): | She got that joo nose |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:16:21): | She got that English Monarchy Money doh |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:17:28): | Remeber when she told people to take austerity measures while wearing a multi million dollar hat? |
| Shill Bill | (12:17:55): | Smooth |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:18:09): | Hey man, she gotta stay fly |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:27:44): | these peasants dont understand, they still shop at KOHLS |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:28:48): | if you dont wear $300+ jeans made with raw denim imported straight from Japan then I don't want to fuckin know you |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:45:20): | Loris starting to study for the gre she's taking in 19 days and asking me basic math questions |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:45:33): | My names lori karabinchak and welcome to jackass |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:47:05): | sounds like she's ready for graduate school! |
| Shill Bill | (12:51:58): | So she's giving herself three weeks to study. Smart |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (12:53:29): | ive heard most GRE instructors suggest that you just crack the books open the night before and curse under your breath as you try to read through five different textbooks at 1am |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:57:43): | i took it with out studying |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:57:46): | it wasnt bad |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:58:25): | mine was also just the generic one |
| Shill Bill | (12:58:29): | At the time, you were in college though. So you were accustomed to writing and doing some basic math |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:58:58): | i was in college, all i did was drink and crush puss |
| Shill Bill | (12:58:58): | Lori will bomb the math section if she's seriously only devoting 19 days to studying |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:59:23): | mostly drink |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:00:32): | i'm sure you accidentally studied more than you think, you did graduate in 4 years |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:05:10): | I'll give you one question |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:05:53): | There's 50 questions on a test. You get 1 point for every correct answer and -2 off for every wrong answer. Someone scored a 35. How many questions did they wrong? |
| Shill Bill | (13:07:16): | What if I omit |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:09:52): | Then you lose status in our math rankings within this group |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:10:08): | alright lets tackle this brain buster |
| Shill Bill | (13:11:51): | Are we two assume that every question got an answer? Or does omission count as -2 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:13:26): | i got 7.5 but it's probably wrong |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:13:35): | Yes every question is answered |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:13:40): | No ommissions |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:13:51): | Incorrect pete but close |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:17:29): | 6? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:17:48): | 50 questions, 1 point each, someone scored a 35 so that's 15 points removed. each wrong question is -2 each so 15/2 = 7.5? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:17:57): | man i aint never goin to college |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:18:04): | its a 3 point sing for each wrong answer |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:18:10): | 50 right is 50 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:18:15): | 49 right is 47 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:18:19): | 48 is 44 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:18:33): | 47 is 41 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:18:41): | 46 is 38 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:18:48): | 45 is 35 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:18:58): | so 5 wrong |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:19:00): | my b |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:20:00): | i do math like a gay nerd |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:20:13): | durr look at me use letters instead of numbers durrr |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:22:51): | i dont get it \ufffd |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:23:19): | oh wait |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:23:22): | now i see what you mean |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:28:02): | Hey Gay Math Nerd |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:28:05): | am i right |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:28:06): | -2x + (50-x) = 35 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:29:01): | you dont need brackets there pete |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:29:11): | God do you even Pedmas |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:30:39): | Looks like I got the Brains and the Brawn |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:30:55): | i was always more of a bounty guy though |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:31:03): | quilted quicker picker uper |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:37:52): | Marc is correct |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:38:15): | Marc is correct |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:39:00): | Nice job, and yea pete that's the right equation |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:39:55): | i found this way too difficult lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:40:04): | i am so fucked |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:47:41): | if you need help with the gre's just lemme know |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:50:57): | Okay my turn |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:51:35): | Johnny has 2 plates and the bar on bench and he puts that up 10 times easy. What is an apporiate squat ratio for Johnny |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:53:13): | well if he can bench 135 ten times, thats moving a load of 1350 lbs total. and if johnny ain't a bitch, that should be 1.5 times his body weight, meaning he weighs 90 lbs, so he is a bitch |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:53:23): | but that would also mean he should be squatting 2x his weight, or 180 lbs, final ansewr |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:25:16): | 2 plates is 225 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:25:36): | you count only the plates on 1 side of the bar |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:25:47): | and the correct answer is never |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:25:50): | never squat |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:20:39): | who wants to apply for pistol permits with me |
| Shill Bill | (17:36:04): | I'm not permitted to own a firearm |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:48:54): | I do |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:49:05): | why not |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:49:07): | I want an auto shotgun |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:49:13): | is it cause you are a commie |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:49:42): | http://www.hatchergun.com/Saiga%20Short/Saiga_12_HGC_Blk_13_Back_Corner.JPG |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:49:48): | Home Protection |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:53:04): | I need a RPG for home intruders |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:53:20): | Ain't got no home to intrude after I fire of this bad boy |
| Shill Bill | (18:13:59): | My dad is a convicted felon |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (18:36:58): | Does anyone have little nieces/nephews/cousins that need math tutoring |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (18:55:23): | So that's not you though |
| Shill Bill | (18:56:14): | Unless one of us moves, I'm not legally allowed |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (18:56:59): | Who said legal |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (18:57:15): | *puts on shades |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (19:04:42): | seriously though anyone know little kids who wants to come to brian's school who can't do math good and want to learn other STEM subjects good too |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (19:18:02): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CyhqMrIUsAEZgzW.jpg |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (19:18:19): | one of these people has taken their loss differently from the other |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (19:23:43): | Bernies pissed since he wanted to run shit. All Jews do |
| Friday, 02 December 2016 |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:10:59): | so my boss is meeting wtih Bartel Landscaping and their old accountant since he's being audited |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:11:05): | the old accountant used to keep the books |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:11:15): | first thing my boss says "the issue is the books are shit" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:13:42): | Your books are shit and your girls a hoe |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:21:53): | I love my baby landcape ill never let it go |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:22:26): | did we just remix DMX into an audit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:22:28): | we are white |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:23:25): | we're the target audience for Dave Chapelle's little friend |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:29:40): | None |
| Shill Bill | (09:57:52): | What's the boys doing later? Next Gen Biz Men Presents The Ear Canal Extravaganza Podcast ft the Next Gen Biz Men |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:06:50): | I'm appt hunting |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:07:53): | i'm free tonight |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:08:01): | marc are you set on hoboken? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:08:44): | or are you looking anywhere else |
| Shill Bill | (10:09:05): | La ciudad de Jersey? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:09:20): | Only Hoboken |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:09:36): | Jersey City still do "up and coming" |
| Shill Bill | (10:10:06): | And you're buying, right? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:10:08): | we are looking to spend around 700K so we can get a nice place in hoboken for that |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:10:17): | yea we are buying |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:10:19): | damn |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:10:36): | thats like how much my parents paid for their house lol |
| Shill Bill | (10:10:49): | Wouldn't it then make sense to look at JC. Since value will rise in time |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:10:58): | Hoboken will too |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:11:09): | plus my sister has her heart set on HB |
| Shill Bill | (10:11:09): | Hoboken is already top ten most expensive locations in all of US |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:11:28): | honeslty in a few years it will mostly be top 5 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:11:30): | just curious, why didnt you guys want to live in NYC since you both work there? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:11:51): | to expensive and we both never want to live in the city |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:11:55): | City is trash |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:12:20): | manhattan is absurd for what you have to pay yo buy |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:12:43): | now is i lived in pittsburgh |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:12:50): | i could be God at 300K |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:13:14): | very poor city |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:13:27): | what about like brooklyn, queens, etc |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:14:15): | i know Astoria is like the cool place to live now for a lot of people in nyc, even though Kevin James reigns as the king there |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:15:16): | not trying to question your decision, just genuinely curious about your thoughts on the other boroughs because i see a lot of my own friends go through this when trying to live near NYC |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:18:41): | My Grandma lives in Brookyln |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:18:46): | nad i hate the hippies |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:18:51): | we are Jersey Kids |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:18:59): | gunna stay here |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:19:17): | I honestly would never move to NYC in any bourgh |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:19:30): | Bronx is Shit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:19:40): | Queens is okay in certian places |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:19:53): | Brooklyn is Old People or Hipsters |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:20:03): | Manthhan is dirty and where i work |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:20:17): | and Staten Island should be purged from the Map |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:20:22): | manhattan is grimy as fuck |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:21:12): | you live in NYC for like 5 years to get life experince |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:21:18): | i got enough of that |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:21:26): | i want to be an old man with a porch i own |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:21:45): | in a rocker chair, saying its good to own land |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:22:04): | arent you buying a condo though lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:22:24): | yea |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:22:31): | but i can sit on my fire escape |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:22:51): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (10:32:11): | me and haley were looking into local condos |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (10:32:30): | townhomes. not bad. \xa0you can get a nice one for like 200ish k |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (10:32:51): | 40-60k downpayment then paying 500-700 a month |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:37:58): | thats pretty cheap |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (10:43:10): | yea plus you get snow removal, some amenities like a pool/tennis court. some had 3 levels - a garage and 2 stories above it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:43:47): | marc if you live in hoboken will you get to keep a car there? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:43:51): | @Cuck Me Gentle |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (10:43:56): | lol cuck me gentle |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:47:15): | most likely no |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:47:22): | on the car |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:47:48): | some spaces come with the psrking spot |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (10:48:05): | if we get that we would take the highlander and get it transfered to our names and shit |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:21:13): | are you just going to share the highlander because There Can Be Only One? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:21:38): | that and its been paid off |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:01:52): | so who wants to live on a farm with me and say fuck this gay society |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:02:07): | nah |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:03:07): | whos coming with me man |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:03:21): | government was a mistake |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:03:40): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs1ZNRcAThY |
| Shill Bill | (12:11:37): | We can eat veggies grown in our own poop. My dream come true. |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:12:36): | it'd be nice to only do work that was related to survival and my wants/needs instead of making money for the globalist jews |
| Shill Bill | (12:13:11): | Agreed |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:13:33): | I need a nice squat rack and a bench |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:13:42): | i mean we'd have a gym |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:13:54): | imagine working 5 hours a day then you could spend the rest of your time just getting fucking ripped |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:14:08): | i can do that noe |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:14:14): | id be an instragram model |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:16:30): | go for it, you can get shit on by a saudi prince for 50k |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:16:31): | not a bad deal |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:22:29): | ill do it for 40K |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:27:22): | http://i.imgur.com/lr1ZDxq.jpg |
| Shill Bill | (12:36:36): | I don't approve of you sharing pictures of my likeness without my expressed written consent |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:37:19): | our president dont need consent |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:37:21): | i dont either |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:48:56): | you guys watch that trevor noah interview of tomi lohen |
| Shill Bill | (12:49:27): | Yeah |
| Shill Bill | (12:49:43): | She's a 1 |
| Shill Bill | (12:50:06): | I'm a millennial. I don't like labels. |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:51:24): | oh yea that part was funny. |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:55:48): | like 1 as in out of 10 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:55:54): | or our scale |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:55:57): | od 1 is bang |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:56:01): | 1 as in bang |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:56:20): | Why are right chicks either hot as ball or trolls |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:56:25): | half her appeal is sexual the other quarter is she's not a bad speaker and the last quarter is her message |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:56:41): | link me brah |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:56:56): | rub one out to her "message" at my desk |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:57:34): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:57:59): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:01:12): | Lauren southern is my favorite alt right nick |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:01:14): | Chick |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:01:18): | Hnnnnnnggggh |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:02:25): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:02:47): | i think the reason libertarians need pretty faces for their message is their ideology is so dumb you need a distraction from it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:03:26): | i love her |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:03:29): | sexually |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:03:32): | she candian |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:10:42): | Lauren has stolen my heart just like she thinks SJWs have stolen our universities |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:10:58): | Im watching the Tami thing |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:11:13): | I don't even care if she uses SJWs non ironically, I'd still marry her |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:12:04): | Tami got her shit together, I dont think trevor was a prepared as he should have been |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:12:09): | im also only half way through |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:12:19): | he shot down some of her poinrs |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:12:29): | and got her in some logic traps |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:12:50): | but she had an answer and you can tell when he didnt when he wanted to move on to something else |
| Shill Bill | (13:13:43): | Most of the interview is him asking how capernick should have spoken out and she never gives an answer |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:13:50): | well that comes up yea |
| Shill Bill | (13:13:57): | He asked like three or four times |
| Shill Bill | (13:14:05): | She is great at deflecting |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:14:12): | Let Kapernick kneel |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:14:16): | who gives a shit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:14:24): | dudes a shit QB on a shit team |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:14:30): | he is doing it for attention |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:15:55): | well yes the point of any protest is attention. i agree as far as protests though how much more benign can you get |
| Shill Bill | (13:16:19): | She went on some uber patriotic rant about the flag |
| Shill Bill | (13:17:13): | I'm sure she had some valid points in regard to other shit, but her interview on the daily show wasn't good. She's well spoken, but came off idiotic |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:18:04): | i watched it with haley, i think a lot of democrats would agree with a lot of her points tbh |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:18:28): | "it's his 1st amendment right to kneel and it's mine to be allowed to criticize that" |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:18:59): | its true |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:19:28): | also when Trevor said the prison system was designed to opress i just disagree with that |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:19:35): | its not working |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:19:38): | i agree |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:19:53): | but it wasnt designed to say fuck Darkies |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:20:15): | its supposed to get people back into normal society |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:20:22): | and it fails hard |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:20:42): | well the first police force was created to catch escaped sclaves |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:20:48): | slaves* |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:21:01): | every country has a police force |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:21:02): | i think that's what he is probably referencing |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:21:03): | UK |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:21:06): | Ireland |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:21:08): | Norway |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:21:11): | Latvia |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:21:27): | none of them jail people or blacks in the % we do |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:21:37): | we have more prisoners than china iirc |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:21:50): | none of them have teh amount of blacks then we do to though |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:21:58): | China kills people thjey dont like |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:22:11): | Listen is shit fucked up yes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:22:23): | but america needs to see that its fucked up on all ends |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:22:33): | the 13th amendment was specifically written with the prison labor being allowed and i don't believe that was a accident |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:22:38): | it is all fucked |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:23:16): | i have watched way too many prison documentaries, i dont think the issue is so black and white |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:23:17): | Is the police for fucked up |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:23:22): | yes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:23:26): | to much power |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:23:29): | i think the real problem is whatever got these guys in prison in the first place, |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:23:37): | they dont need fucking tanks |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:23:39): | obviously we are talking about violent/drug offenders |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:24:52): | america needs to stop name calling and look at true numbers like a bunch iof\xa0nerds |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:25:08): | blacks are incarated more, but they also commit more crimes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:25:20): | how do we stop them from commiting crimes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:25:30): | why do they commit them |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:25:41): | they real questions that need to be asked |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:26:05): | also convicted more for the same crimes as white people though. I agree about looking for root causes, the obvious one is poverty. \xa0if the best job you're going to get pays 8.38 an hour dealing drugs becomes a lot more appealing |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:26:32): | imagine you are a cop in an inner city though and you want to get gang members or whatever off the streets, you pick them up for shit like drug possession |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:26:47): | and states have mandatory quota's for private prisons, the police force especially swat is becoming more privatized and for profit, politicians benefit from the money donated to them by owners of these private prisons so they're encouraged to make laws to put more people away |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:26:53): | whereas if you have a white guy in the burbs it's a different policing mentality |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:28:22): | you cant deny there is a cultural of violence crime and fiscal irresponsibly in the inner cities |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:28:34): | 70% single mother rate |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:28:51): | these are the issues that need to be adressed |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:29:05): | Arranged marriage for all single mothers |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:29:21): | and i dont beleive\xa0that since your grandfather couldn't\xa0go to college is the reason you drop out of highschool |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:29:23): | i think the only way to properly understand those issues is to look at the events that led to them |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:30:33): | you have to look at all 3 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:30:36): | past present future |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:30:48): | you can see the road that lead it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:30:58): | but you are also building the future |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:31:24): | i dont see very many former gang memebers\xa0get out and want to be a CEO |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:31:42): | I see CEO's acting like gang members though \ufffd |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:31:55): | stealing crazy amounts and getting a slap on the wrist |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:32:34): | #NotAllCEOs |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:36:35): | Dont hate the player hate that game |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:36:41): | that you do actually |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:36:44): | damn commies |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:38:19): | i hate both |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:42:26): | Well when I'm rich off capitalism. You and josh can't come in my yacht. Pete you can be my first mate |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:43:29): | last thing i have to say about it though, i think it makes more sense to think of that any race who went through what black people did in america would be in a similar spot, it's due to the societal conditions through history that got them where they are now it's because of skin color |
| Shill Bill | (13:44:21): | Marc, what you think of the notion that Jews are the smartest race of people. There's science to back it up. I'm not just pulling this out of my ass here |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:50:53): | I looked it up on google. Statistically it's true apparently. \xa0I accidnetally clicked on a stormfront forum where they discuss explanations for it. |
| Shill Bill | (13:53:16): | It can be chalked up to cultural shit. Strong emphasis on education. We also have a significantly outsider number of Nobel prizes when compared against our overall population, like only 15 million of us |
| Shill Bill | (13:53:47): | So, I'm smarter than all of you. |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:54:32): | answers I saw 1) jews make the tests 2)jews get to go to jew only schools while we're all in mixed schools 3)Good for lying to people you're screwing over but not good for building aqueducts, and roads, or great works of art 4) They seem to have a manipulative knack, and a way of making themselves middlemen. Instead of producing things other people will need, they make you need them. Like the difference between a farmer and a lawyer. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:55:00): | jews also control all statistics and the mainstream media, plus partial control of the weather |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:55:22): | you ain't smarter than me nerd |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:55:29): | well i mean |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:55:30): | you dumb jock |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:55:31): | im the nerd |
| Shill Bill | (13:56:35): | Still want to know what Marc thinks. Since the statistics show that Jews are on average smarter than everyone else, what can we do to level the playing field for the rest of you dumbasses |
| Shill Bill | (13:56:46): | Aside from genocide |
| Shill Bill | (13:56:50): | Tried that already |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:06:47): | You smarter you smart |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:06:53): | why level the playing field |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:08:13): | Statically, based on pay and such black people are better at basketball |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:08:27): | i dont need 5'9 jews in the NBA to make it even |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:08:50): | not dig at you josh |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:08:58): | i just stole that quote form Ben Shaprio |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:09:10): | he is a 5'9 jew |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:10:09): | yea he's a hebrewlet |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:12:58): | there is an issue where inequality doesn't\xa0mean inequity |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:14:14): | we have inequality in qualities, height, intelligence, that come from our upbringing. and that will never be equalized due to growing up with different parents in different communities with different values. but we all should strive for equal rights which I do not believe we have |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:15:27): | so you think height is caused by your upbringing and not genetics lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:17:11): | i believe we all have equal rights |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:17:48): | in goverment |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:18:30): | well im saying for other non physical traits it's based on conditioning |
| Shill Bill | (14:18:33): | Currently? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:18:39): | yes |
| Shill Bill | (14:18:56): | You believe we currently all have equal rights under the law? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:19:10): | under the amendments yes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:19:22): | all free citizens |
| Shill Bill | (14:19:45): | It was just last year that gay people could get married. Employers and landlords can still evict people cause they fuck one another in the butt. |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:20:04): | 1 empolyers aint eh govenment |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:20:07): | unless they are |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:20:11): | that aint law |
| Shill Bill | (14:20:18): | It is law |
| Shill Bill | (14:20:29): | You can get evicted for being gay |
| Shill Bill | (14:20:33): | In some states |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:20:46): | Does the government kick you out |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:20:50): | or does the land onwer |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:20:52): | owner |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:20:58): | Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Utah |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:21:05): | sodomy is still illegal there lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:21:34): | As of April 2014, 17 states either have not yet formally repealed their laws against sexual activity among consenting adults, or have not revised them to accurately reflect their true scope in the aftermath of Lawrence v. Texas. Often, the sodomy law was drafted to also encompass other forms of sexual conduct such as bestiality, and no attempt has subsequently succeeded in separating them. Thirteen states' statutes purport to ban all forms of sodomy, some including oral intercourse, regardless of the participants' genders: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Utah. Three states specifically target their statutes at same-sex relations only: Kansas,[17][18] Kentucky, and Texas. |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:21:37): | we all know theres butt fucking in florida |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:21:55): | Anyone been jailed over it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:21:59): | Yes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:22:14): | you know NJ doesnt have incest laws right |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:22:25): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:22:37): | that's because incest is best, put your sister to the test |
| Shill Bill | (14:22:56): | Owner. What fucking difference does it make if its public or private. The law says that private landlords can legally evict on sexual preference. And employers can fire on sexual preference. Please elaborate on how that's equal protection under law |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:23:25): | Becuase its private not public |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:23:46): | there are so many no clause fire policies |
| Shill Bill | (14:23:48): | But it's codified in law, which is public |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:24:08): | I think that the law should stay out of business |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:24:17): | so if they want to fire someone |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:24:19): | go for it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:24:26): | but then the ripple effect happens |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:24:35): | then gay people dont want to work there |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:24:46): | and they company may fold |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:24:55): | Captilism only cares about money |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:25:03): | if you want to alienate a base |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:25:05): | do it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:25:11): | you want get more money from them |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:25:14): | i dont think there are that many gay people that entire companies would fold lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:25:30): | let's say my company HP fires all gay employees because they're icky |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:25:32): | you clearly dont work where i do |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:25:34): | there's 30k people here |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:25:52): | even if 1% of the 30k were gay that's 300 people |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:26:12): | so that's 300k people fired because someone thinks they're icky and doesnt like how they look or talk |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:26:17): | i mean 300 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:26:38): | if they own comapny they can |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:26:56): | if you put up all the money its your money and can run it as you please |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:27:02): | if you have investors |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:27:13): | then you have to do whats best for their money |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:27:17): | do you not see the parallels between this and segregation tho |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:27:53): | No becuase segeration was seprate\xa0but equal |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:28:08): | this is i dont like you you can go somewhere else that anyone can go |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:28:31): | there is not jim crow law that says you cant hire gays or they have to eat in the back |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:28:50): | The government should stay out of business |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:28:56): | in almost all aspects |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:28:59): | but you're saying they should be able to discriminate employment based on racial issues or gender or sexuality? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:29:18): | or if they dont like their shoes |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:29:27): | like if a black guy walks in my office for an interview i can just say "sorry pal, no darkies allowed" and he has to leave? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:29:27): | or dont like thet are mets fans |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:29:40): | yea |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:29:51): | then no well trained black people work there |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:29:59): | and go find another job at another company |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:30:05): | make that company gorw |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:30:08): | unless they don't like black people much either lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:30:25): | well if everyone hates black people then thats society |
| Shill Bill | (14:30:35): | For fucks sake Marc. |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:30:38): | that was our society in like the 50s |
| Shill Bill | (14:31:12): | You're for equal protection under law, but OK with discriminatory laws? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:31:22): | ITS NOT A LAW\\ |
| Shill Bill | (14:31:32): | Yes. It is. |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:31:40): | listen you should be able to fire anyone at any time |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:31:43): | im fore expanding it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:31:58): | they tall, short black white |
| Shill Bill | (14:31:59): | Ok. No more politics please. Ever. |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:32:01): | anything |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:32:31): | Let me explain this |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:32:34): | this is a pretty tough one to defend |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:32:40): | im up to it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:32:54): | what you are saying negates like 100 years of social progress |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:33:25): | Okay follow me on this one camera guy |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:34:32): | In the USA we have affirmative action and laws like that saying you must have x amount of diversty in you work staff, just racial |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:34:44): | not x amount of left and y amnount of right |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:34:59): | purely race gener and sexual oreintation |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:35:17): | I think thats messed up |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:35:25): | best people should get the job |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:35:35): | you the best accountatn |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:35:38): | you get it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:35:43): | best chef |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:35:45): | you get it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:35:54): | i dont care if its 100% asian\xa0women |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:35:59): | if im the head i want the best |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:36:13): | So i want those laws out |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:36:19): | on the flip side |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:36:38): | i think you should be able to fire how ever you want sinces its your comapny |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:37:20): | If you get fired for being gay black white asian |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:37:34): | it sucks, but if you are the best |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:37:40): | another comapny will hire you |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:37:48): | and you will do great things |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:37:56): | and then go from there |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:38:00): | i want less laws |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:38:44): | I've got to say, you are the first person I've ever met who has argued this one lol |
| Shill Bill | (14:39:19): | Marc is for sure, 100% a libertarian |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:39:53): | The free market will place gays in the best companies for them |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:39:58): | unless this is ten years ago |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:41:18): | I cant help society |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:41:25): | I can let the Free Market be Free |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:41:36): | if i opened a business |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:41:38): | i want the best |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:42:01): | you where a banana hammock to work every day but you are the best accountant |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:42:05): | well sign him up |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:43:04): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:43:12): | 'Murica |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:44:13): | also i think the state shouldn't have "marriage" gay or straight, there can be unions in the eyes of the state to any willing adults |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:44:19): | thats the state |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:44:55): | Marriage is a religous instuatution and churchs\xa0mosques and temples should have teh right to refuse the cermony |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:45:10): | So you would get married in a church |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:45:20): | get unionized in the court house |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:45:33): | everything in a Union is the same as today |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:45:43): | just different name to not upset the fundies |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:47:45): | so your point is |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:47:55): | if you're a white man, you should be judged based on the merit of your work alone |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:48:08): | if you are anyone |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:48:15): | if you're not a white man, you should be judged based on the merit of your work alone and probably your race/sexuality/gender/etc |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:48:17): | you should be judged based on merit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:48:54): | but there should be no law forcing anyone in, to stay or out of the compnay |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:49:26): | also i think marriage laws exist to provide a legal basis for joint possessions / child custody / etc |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:49:38): | change them to union law |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:49:39): | ive been going through this stuff now and it's less insidiuous than i used to think |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:49:51): | keep everything the same |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:49:59): | just call it something different |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:50:07): | speration of church and state |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:50:51): | Just let people be people |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:51:02): | everything will work itself out |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:51:17): | and then maybe the bees will come back |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:53:54): | my point will always be |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:54:03): | just leave me alone to do my thing |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:55:29): | what the fuck did i miss |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:56:22): | Im a libertarian and Pete and Josh think I'm Homophobic |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:56:43): | While im actually Heterophobic, fucking breeders man |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:57:04): | Yea I gathered from the chat lol |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:58:21): | I believe you are just legitimately pro-business Marc and not actually homophobic, I think the issue is that when you take the side of the business you give them ability to discriminate, like "Irish need not apply" type shit on some level or another |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:59:43): | but that's all i got to say about that, i think you guys said all you wanted lol |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:59:58): | i think i spooked someone who was smoking the parking lot of the dunkin donuts |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:00:08): | I didn't say homophobic |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:00:39): | just that you favor a policy that would directly harm minorities and provide absolotely no benefit to anyone but people with biases |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:00:54): | I can say Im on the side of business |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:00:58): | no matter good or bad |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:01:13): | i know the laws are ment to provide secuirty |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:01:21): | and stop predjuice |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:01:41): | which is a good thing in theory in my mind |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:02:03): | but i think business should be allowed to be run as they want |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:02:07): | good or bad |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:02:15): | I will say it to a guy in the klan |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:02:27): | I went to pick up an online order my boss placed, pull up and theres this girl in a car next me who looked to be rolling up a j, I get there it's 3 iced coffees and a tea, I thought it was wrong but whatever so I bring it back to my office. Boss tells me it's wrong, and to go back and get the right things. \xa0so I get back, pull into the same parking space, and she's still THERE. \xa0I pull out the two ice coffees and walk into dunkin donuts. \xa0I like to imagine she was only half paying attention, is getting deja vu and is wondering why someone is delivering iced coffee to dunkin donuts |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:02:27): | and a guy who makes double ended rainbow dildos |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:03:04): | I can really see why you hate captlislm and CEOs |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:03:16): | if i worked there too i would too |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:03:25): | spread your pamphlets there |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:06:04): | what worker rights do you believe should exist? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:06:40): | you want my foreal answer |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:06:52): | the right to quit at any time |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:07:10): | the right to negotiate there terms and pay |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:07:20): | and the right to voice there concerns |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:08:00): | end |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:08:02): | in your opinion should an employer be allowed to, say, not give raises to gay employees because he doesnt like them? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:08:23): | like christmas bonus time rolls around and everyone gets one but the homosexuals at the company |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:08:24): | drop the gay and yes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:08:34): | i feel any reason is reason enough |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:08:41): | if you feel undervalued |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:08:44): | but would gay fall under a reason that is allowed |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:08:52): | then yes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:08:59): | any reason |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:09:01): | i think that's the issue we're having here |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:09:10): | im dealing in absoultes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:09:21): | and to defend my position i have to |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:09:28): | well do you think those rights you mentioned before are rights we currently have? |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:09:40): | i concede we have the right to quit anytime, but the other two |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:10:06): | No i dont think we have them now |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:10:21): | and i dont have a good way yo ensure them |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:10:49): | alot of people cant negotiate there pay |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:10:57): | I would say unions for the negotiations and legal protection for whistleblowers but I don't know if that would work for you |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:11:14): | no i dont like unions |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:11:21): | Unions on paper are amazing |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:11:29): | but in real life they are shit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:11:39): | not all |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:11:44): | but IMO most |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:12:48): | well I can't think of a better way for employees to get leverage in negotiations other than pooling together their resources so that's why I'm a pro-union guy. if there's a better way i'd be all for it. |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:13:18): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:13:55): | crossfit is not a sport |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:13:59): | they arent atheltes |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:14:06): | finally |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:14:08): | common ground |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:14:25): | they're athelets for the next generation! |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:14:32): | thats how Palestine-Israel\xa0peace talks should start |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:14:49): | israel, palestine, before we begin, i'd like both of your opinions on hummus and crossfit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:15:06): | working out hurt is stupid |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:15:11): | rest and recover |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:15:11): | lori has been doing crossfit for like 3 months and she already has 3 injuries? |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:15:19): | hey |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:15:24): | its the best workout system we have |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:15:53): | 5 lumbar discs in the spine, 5 lumbar discs, take one out pass it around 4 lumbar discs in the spine |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:15:55): | normally you'd take that as a sign that something is wrong with your workout, but at crossfit, we know that it means there's something wrong with YOU |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:16:22): | you arent a real athlete until you've acquired hip injuries at age 23 and continued to do what caused you those injuries in the first place |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:16:41): | they say the definition of bravery is doing the same thing over and over with worse results |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:16:59): | ACL tears are for pussies, now pistol sqauts |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:18:09): | Time for those 3rd World Squarts, or as I call them, iSquats |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:44:09): | I always thought Crossfiters were straw men on the internet so fitness people had someone to laugh at collectivley |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:44:14): | I was wrong |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:49:57): | it's a workout cult |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:52:22): | do this checklist http://www.csj.org/infoserv_cult101/checklis.htm |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:52:46): | almost every single one applies to crossfit except for a few like punishing you from speaking to outsiders |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:53:41): | so we are having a safe space at work on tuesday |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:53:56): | and i want to go to hear the butt hurt leftists |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:54:39): | what is it a safe space for |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:54:42): | dont' call democrats leftists |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:54:56): | you're just pushing the mainstream narrative that democrats are as far left as you're allowed to go |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:55:17): | they're still left of the center or the right |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:55:24): | no they're right of center |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:55:32): | democrats here are the right wing in europe |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:56:39): | i'm guessing its for a trump presidency/his cabinet picks thus far though |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:56:51): | amirite marc? whats the safe space for |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:57:46): | I dont consider you or Josh Lefitsts |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:57:50): | i think you are liberals |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:58:04): | liberals are pro capitalisism |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:58:13): | ehh |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:58:26): | i think you can understadn a policy and like it no matter the end of the scale |
| Shill Bill | (15:58:33): | I aint no liberal |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:58:42): | but you shy towards the left side |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:58:52): | Leftisit follow the left blindly |
| Shill Bill | (15:58:54): | Yeah. Liberal ain't left |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:58:59): | like rightest do |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:59:08): | i think im consertiavtive |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:59:19): | personally marc I think you're a libertarian |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:59:21): | I can see when a policy form the left is good |
| Shill Bill | (15:59:26): | Economically, yes. Socially, no you're not |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:59:35): | i think you're too socially progressive to be a run of the mill conservative |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:59:48): | yea marry who ever you want |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:59:51): | i dont care |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:00:01): | and you're pro weed stance as well |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:00:02): | stay out of my bedroom ill stay our of yours |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:00:07): | yea you're a libertarian lol |
| Shill Bill | (16:00:08): | Still, I ain't no liberal |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:00:13): | unless we getting freaky |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:00:17): | \ufffd |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:00:31): | i'm probably the dirty liberal of the group |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:01:18): | well if you're actually a soc dem you're right in the middle line |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:01:38): | i feel socalism is more left then center |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:01:40): | that middle line is the switch of pro capitalism and anti capitalism, and you think we need both |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:01:43): | socialism is left |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:01:51): | through democratic infront doesnt really change it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:02:17): | the Nazis were democraticly elected soilaists |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:02:18): | democratic socialism still has private ownership of companies, but a big safety net, in the model of the nordic countries |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:02:29): | I live life on the edge |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:02:39): | no net |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:02:50): | well they co-opted the word socialist because the socialist movement was coming up big then, and called themselves national socialists. but hitler himself considered his way a third way outside captialism and socialism |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:02:52): | i fall into my fat stacks of cash |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:02:57): | and the first people htey killed was communists |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:03:06): | so how socialist could they have really been |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:03:19): | well i never thought of that |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:03:25): | i alwasy equated the 2 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:03:33): | socal and commie |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:03:36): | not nazis |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:03:41): | well you can in should in most situations, just not with nazi's |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:04:42): | Damn nazis |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:04:53): | the one thing they did wrong was ruin soclialism |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:05:02): | marc what do you think about welfare |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:05:11): | I dislike it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:05:21): | i understand there are people who need help |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:06:31): | but i think it should be given from private charities or the church, let me help people cause i want to |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:06:53): | Its like reading a Catch 22 on your own |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:07:04): | you enjoy it and love the feeling when you finished |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:07:21): | but being forced to read it in Highschool you hate it and want it to end |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:07:21): | didnt you file for unemployment tho |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:07:52): | Unemployment you have to pay into it first, and i didnt really take it for more then 1 month |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:07:55): | i felt dirty |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:08:14): | i didnt need it and other people did |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:09:30): | my boss just said "we are so socialist and communistic and all the money is going to the top rich people" i don't think he knows what he is saying lol |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:11:22): | bitching about income inquality and blaming it on our socialistic and communistic policies lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:11:25): | i dont think thats\xa0how that works |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:11:35): | yea I was going to say I don't even think any conservatives would say that |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:11:50): | they normally just say socialism makes everyone equally poor |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:11:55): | people just want to bitch about shit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:12:01): | and mix messages |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:12:20): | have a well researched stance and stick by it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:12:25): | dont use buzz words |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:12:38): | if you dont know then say you dont\xa0know enough to make a choice |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:14:19): | i find avoiding the socialism buzzwords and just talking the ideology appeals to a lotta people. i even got the woman here who votes trump to agree with me a lot the other day after my boss flipped out |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:15:24): | i'll only ever say bourgie tears to you guys. out here in the real world, I call them white tears \ufffd |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:15:41): | from the stories you say |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:15:56): | everyone you work with should be a dirty socialist |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:16:23): | your boss is seems to be on the worst end captlism can produce |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:16:43): | well that's the logical extension of this ideology, someone like my boss |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:17:11): | nah mine is, i hold all the money and people give me shit to have it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:17:33): | plus i get to corrupt the minds of the youth |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:17:40): | and deal in stereotypes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:18:37): | you want low income families |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:18:56): | i would love a low income family! |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:19:24): | i want a guarantee of a decent of life for all families is all, not a work or starve society where you're labor isn't even fully owned by you |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:21:14): | Can you explain this to me as two socialist |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:21:20): | like i realy dont\xa0get this |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:21:29): | oh the value of labor thing? |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:21:29): | ok sure |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:21:33): | no not that |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:21:37): | i get that |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:21:49): | you want a fair wage for what you do in the company |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:22:06): | you think they guy who makes the chairs hould get more then the supervisor |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:22:12): | who doesnt make the goods |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:22:23): | What i dont get is |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:22:48): | You works and then all the money goes to the government who the divies it up |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:22:53): | why would i work hard |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:23:00): | if i know what im gunna get |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:23:08): | also |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:23:22): | if the government has the power to split it all up |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:23:33): | wouldnt they fuck it up |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:23:40): | like they do everythiung else |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:23:48): | this was a problem in Cuba when Che tried to get rid of profits as an incentive for workers lol |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:24:23): | well actually a heavy theme in communism is anarchism, that was the original philosopical train of thought. I personally have a problem with a large fedreal government where about 1,000 people make laws that affect 321 million. \xa0it's like 10 ant's controlling a bull in a china shop |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:24:23): | i really dont get it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:25:06): | so then how fo we do socailism with out a head |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:25:12): | but there's a lot to what you just said so im going to go point by point |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:25:44): | well socialism and communism is against heirarchies for the most part, definitely how they are now where you have level after level after level |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:26:24): | it's the belief that a community knows best what a community needs, not what someone who runs the community says it needs. but as to your other points |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:33:42): | Let me do this by an example. This might get slightly mathy so bear with me. Consider the lowest level employee at a company. He makes 10,000 a year. He must produce more than 10,000 a year for the company if he doesn't want to be let go, to help contribute to the companies profit and not just be a net-zero (no profit/loss) for the company. And as you go up the ladder, it's always like that, you must produce more than you are paid. This is where profits come from. But there are people who reap the benefits of those profits maid by those under, and once you reach a certain level in that ladder, you are recieving more money than you helped produce for the company, while everyone else has the exact opposite situation. So my opinion for fixing this is just a more flat worker structure. . |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:33:59): | You have workers and you can have supervisors, but only as so many levels as needed for the company to continue, and only such that these employers are not profiting off the unpaid revenue the lower workers are making ie in a place like a co-op, esop, companies such as Mondragon or Valve. Also I think the idea that working for not money is hard to imagine because we grew up in a world where money was already in place as necessary, but you can look at any anarchist community like the paris commune, communal communities like the native americans before Columbus similar, to see that money is not a necessary item for a community to decide what it needs and to work to achieve it. |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:34:00): | in fact, we'd work less if it was that way, the reason we still work 40 hours a week despite increasing technology is only to increase profits, economist from the 1920's thought by now we'd be down to a 25 hour work week given increasing automation, and automation has increased, but we're working more still to increase profits for your boss or shareholder value. |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:34:09): | had to send it in a few messages, was too long for one lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:36:02): | cool |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:36:07): | i see your point |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:36:20): | i dont agree with it but i see where you are coming from |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:37:33): | well as long as you see my point |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:38:14): | now, i think it runs on flawed logic but that might just be my bias |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:39:03): | What part do you think is flawed or based on flawed assumptions? I'm not going to continue on it or try to convince just genuinely curious |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:39:41): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:39:59): | you say that everyone has to earn more then what they make, but there is a tipping point where you earn less for the company then it pays |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:40:22): | i dont belive that to be true on 2 fronts |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:40:54): | 1 i know my VP and CEO work tones of hours on multple accounts so that they do stay profitable |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:41:05): | they manage us to keep it running smooth |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:41:10): | 2 share holders |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:41:24): | marc does your company have a stock symbol? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:41:32): | like on the market |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:41:34): | yea |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:41:37): | Publicis |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:41:40): | its in frnace |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:41:44): | i think the paris excahnge |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:41:57): | they pronounce it poooo-blicis |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:42:16): | close pete lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:42:57): | but for share holders |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:43:41): | employees get paid the same wage no matter what |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:43:44): | the good |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:43:46): | and the bad |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:43:57): | still get paid if the comapny is sinking |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:44:06): | so then the company folds |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:44:11): | and you are out of work |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:44:13): | sucks |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:44:20): | but you find another job |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:44:26): | Share holders lose there money |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:44:36): | they get it based on the comapnies well being |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:44:37): | right and if a CEO does well he gets more money right? isn't that a double standard, workers get X no matter how hard they work, CEO's can get more if they do well? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:44:57): | the CEO at my company has a fixed salary |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:45:06): | and if he was the owner |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:45:08): | then no |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:45:09): | lots of people get bonuses lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:45:15): | i just got one that was performance based this morning |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:45:20): | If i put money in |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:45:41): | plus raises |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:45:43): | increases in PTO |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:45:44): | etc |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:45:56): | If i invest in the comapny 5K |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:46:00): | Yea you have to look at how they trade as well. CEO's typically make a lot more trading the company stock than their compensation |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:46:12): | okay |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:46:18): | dont see a problem with that |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:46:26): | Id love stock options |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:46:41): | when you ionvest in a company |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:46:46): | and the stock price is reflective of how the employee's are working in the company. and dividends is literally just giving off the extra revenue the workers created to shareholdres instead of back to the employees |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:46:46): | you need it to suceed |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:47:04): | i think we will just never agree on this main difference |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:47:09): | What is more important |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:47:16): | money or labor |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:47:34): | or invesment or labor |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:47:39): | dont want to be too broad |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:47:55): | labor |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:47:57): | nothing is made without labor |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:48:16): | money is just a means of controlling labor |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:48:25): | except when it's automated \ufffd |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:48:27): | cant pay the labor with out invesments |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:48:36): | Robots FTW |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:49:23): | well thats cause we live in a society with money. and even those investments are profited off of. \xa0you take a loan from a bank you're paying back interest. \xa0imagine a fully automated world where every job is done by a robot |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:49:29): | if it was capitalistic it'd be a hell scape |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:50:30): | you'd have no money and no way to make it, and that's the path we're heading down. we may never get fully automated but the need for human labor is lessening |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:50:32): | that doesnt make any sense though lol |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:50:44): | explain |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:50:48): | why would we create an economy entirely populated by robots |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:50:50): | who would it benefit |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:50:56): | so we could just live in leisure 24/7 |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:50:58): | ? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:51:07): | but you're saying there would be no jobs right |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:51:12): | right because robots do everything |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:51:13): | it's just robots doing 90% of the work |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:51:39): | ok say it's even that level, they do 90% of the work and humans have to work 4 hours a week |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:51:44): | so why would these companies invest in automation that will make them all lose their jobs and destroy their industry? |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:51:54): | well it won't make those at the top lose their jobs |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:52:08): | kiosks aren't replacing the ceo's of mcdonalds, ceo's are using automation to replace lower levels |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:52:19): | and that's beceause they already have money |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:52:29): | so that gives them the right to make these decisions |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:52:40): | allegedly |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:52:54): | id Kiosks can keep the icecream machine working |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:52:56): | im for the, |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:52:58): | i agree its going to fuck up entry level and already is, but the idea that a capitalistic nation would be entirely automated makes no sense, at some people someone has to inejct money into it |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:53:18): | the whole point of capitalism is for people to make money, why would you remove that element |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:53:20): | i think everyone would end up adapting |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:53:33): | we used to be a raw material based econ |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:53:38): | then indisrty |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:53:44): | unemployement is going to be a crisis in about a decade due to lack of jobs. |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:53:44): | now information |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:54:06): | unskilled workers always get the shaft |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:54:12): | since they are unskilled |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:54:13): | well that's another thing. we have raw materials and factories that people can work at but a few private interests own both so communities that have people willing to work and the skills to work with said materials for the good of the community can't |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:54:13): | i think entry level too |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:54:23): | entry level white collar is most at risk |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:54:32): | yea it's fucked, i already kind of lost a job to automation |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:54:41): | people are complaining about it at HPE too |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:54:41): | you can't compete with a robot |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:54:43): | sex worker? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:55:10): | I belive in humanity to adapt to the growing scale |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:55:13): | if not |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:55:27): | i have 5 years of food and a bunker |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:55:32): | i think if it's to adapt you basically have to invent new industries to populate with people, but what would stop these new industries from also being automated? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:55:40): | wait it out intl i can be John Connor |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:55:41): | the way to adapt is to get more specialized to get a job above what is being automated, but that means more education tbh |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:56:05): | how will socalism help robots |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:56:10): | what about them |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (16:56:12): | imo the solution is to make education more accessible to white collar people, i think there should also be a white collar minimum wage |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:56:13): | well socialism wants automation |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:56:27): | but for the good of people not for profit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:56:48): | so we go 100% entry level automation |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:57:03): | socialsim wants the people who still have jobs |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:57:08): | to pay for the people who dont |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:58:35): | EVERYONE SHUT UP |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:58:42): | I FOUND SOMETHING AMAZING |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:58:43): | you need to get past this idea of paying for it or money. if a robotic farm can produce food by just running on electricity and requiring minimum labor, it should provide that food to the surrounding community. \xa0but if you're not selling it, no human farm can compete, and if we're at the level of compeltely robotic farming, a lot of jobs are probably gone to automation as well and you won't have people who can afford to buy said food |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:58:50): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:59:31): | but what do we give in return |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:59:39): | everything is a transaction |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:59:50): | i don't believe that. we only feel that way cause that is the world we grew up in |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:59:54): | you put with your bitches shit to get in the box on the reg |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:00:18): | why would anyone do anything ever then |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:00:24): | if i get it for free |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:00:31): | then what would be my purpose |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:00:32): | i'm not going to pretend like i'd be happy having only my basic needs met |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:00:44): | but normally its the communist actions that are most revered still in this world. we praise people who give money away. we praise when a doctor does no borders stuff. we give cigarettes for free. when someone asks you for a spot, do you tell them your rate is 5 dollars per spot? is that not a trasnaction? |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:00:54): | well right now you pay for your basic needs to be met |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:01:01): | you're existence is not even free |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:01:14): | well now i am |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:01:20): | you want money |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:01:26): | bitch i got an API |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:01:37): | but even in those situations |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:01:41): | you give me a 5 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:01:52): | you expect it back and then when you need something |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:01:55): | you get it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:01:59): | a transaction |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:02:03): | we praise coutnries that give food to the needy |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:02:09): | it's a good thing to do inherently |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:02:24): | we have enough food to feed everyone |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:02:31): | we praise it due to the fact we have done so well we can give it away |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:02:32): | and enough houses to house everyone in america at least |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:02:49): | even enough factories and raw materials right now to give everyone a job |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:02:51): | no one gets pissed a homeless dude doesnt give to charity |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:03:09): | but if im a billionaire |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:03:17): | i have to donate or look like an asshole |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:03:34): | do what you want with your money |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:03:44): | its yours |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:04:04): | if you want to make social change then do something, complaining that our govt doesnt do enough to help the poor (and it's a valid complaint) is basically just complaining about someone else's altruism |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:04:12): | is it not morally good to feed the hungry |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:04:46): | morals dont pay my rent |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:04:54): | and if you have enough to feed the poor but don't because you won't be making money off of I find that wrong. the idea of making money off the most basic needs of man is the worst imo |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:05:14): | yea rent lol don't get me started on rent |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:05:16): | so then why dont you work at a soup kitchen lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:05:17): | who said i would be making money off it |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:05:25): | maybe i just want the food |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:05:45): | the system is broken. the system needs to be fixed. \xa0I did volunteer at a food kitchen 2 weeks ago btw |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:05:50): | soup* |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:05:54): | me and haley went |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:06:23): | well food companies do make money off of food |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:06:25): | they make a profit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (17:06:42): | i mean i voluteener all the time at my moms hoisptial |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:06:49): | charity is a band aid on a broken leg |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:07:27): | it's good that it is helping some people but the issue is deeper than it can solve imo |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:13:26): | Or just kill the poor |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:13:36): | It's so easy |
| Shill Bill | (17:16:48): | Eat the poor |
| Shill Bill | (17:17:57): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal?wprov=sfla1 |
| Shill Bill | (17:18:40): | "Swift suggests that the impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling their children as food for rich gentlemen and ladies. This satirical\xa0hyperbolemocks heartless attitudes towards the poor, as well as\xa0British\xa0policy toward the\xa0Irish\xa0in general." |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:23:36): | I think this is one of the first examples of satire |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (20:16:40): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (20:32:52): | None |
| Saturday, 03 December 2016 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (07:39:49): | Let me know when you cucks are headed over |
| Shill Bill | (08:35:16): | For what |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:35:38): | We started a gang |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:35:48): | Leather jacket boys |
| Shill Bill | (08:36:07): | What's initiation like? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:36:42): | Do you have a leather jacket? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:36:56): | Do you believe in white supremacy (not required but encouraged)? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:37:24): | Can you work a keurig or have willingness to learn how to work a keurig? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:03:27): | None |
| Shill Bill | (13:11:36): | Grey. I can't wait for the singularity, name Pepe |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:11:55): | I just want one more day with Tay AI |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:20:08): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:46:50): | Ducky is adapting well. |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:46:59): | Still hates the Jews though |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:48:48): | She was probably just happy to be out of the car lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:49:38): | She said why did you stick me with the Guinea and the Krawt. |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:49:53): | I think she is rascist to only whites |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:08:52): | None |
| Shill Bill | (16:02:37): | Wait, were you guys in PA? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:02:49): | Yea. |
| Shill Bill | (16:03:00): | Ooo |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:03:03): | Reptile show. We invite you every time |
| Shill Bill | (16:03:24): | I said I'd come. |
| Shill Bill | (16:03:42): | Didn't know it was today |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (16:03:58): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (17:12:03): | Come to the next one, Marc's reptile hoarding has only just begun |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (20:15:09): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (20:36:38): | These steaks are amazing |
| Shill Bill | (20:36:58): | Better than the butcher? |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:59:54): | These steaks were so fucking good |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:00:37): | We just had them with salt and pepper, the onions look good but since I only have these a few times a year I wanted it plain |
| Shill Bill | (21:03:23): | Peter Peterson. Plainest Jane I know |
| Shill Bill | (21:03:36): | Please change your name |
| Sunday, 04 December 2016 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (07:18:53): | Clean off your table you heathen |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (07:40:24): | They're just a different cut than I usually get, delmonico, like a fattier rib eye |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:28:19): | http://www.clickhole.com/article/body-positivity-win-14-year-old-boy-would-have-sex-4542 |
| Monday, 05 December 2016 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (06:28:56): | The shit that pops up when you search to many Donald Trump memes on YouTube |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (07:48:17): | I was designed from the womb to hate Jews. My body is nothing but a Jew hating machine, created by the SJWs |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (07:54:29): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (08:56:52): | that's not a real video on PragerU.com is it marc lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:08:23): | the wolfstien |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:08:24): | no |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:08:32): | the i was born to hate jews |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:08:34): | yes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:08:36): | very real |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:08:38): | good lord |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:08:58): | its more anti muslim then anti jew |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:09:22): | its kinda like if the internet had a baby and made a video |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:09:30): | it never says its pro jew |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:09:37): | and even says jews control the wes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:09:39): | west |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:11:04): | Heard about Pizzagate on NPR and I agree with you guys now, sounds way too fishy and I do get some kind of a coverup vibe |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:11:25): | They said way too many times it was false, as if there is nothing weird about a pizza related map |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:14:34): | yea |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:14:47): | dumb gun guy will make the people who still look into it as nut jobs |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:14:52): | but maybe he was a plant! |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:15:36): | It's his right as an American to bring a semi automatic rifle into a children's pizza place |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:18:54): | im actually really afraid of this whole "fake news" movement thing |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:19:07): | Me too |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:19:10): | obviously some are, like that guy NPR investigated who literally just made shit up |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:19:23): | CNN and MSNBC are ruining america |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:19:28): | but it's an easy cop out for big media to discredit truthful things a smaller platform pushes |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:19:29): | we need more Fox and Brietbart |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:19:31): | no bais |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:19:37): | fair and balanced |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:19:44): | other clearly false things |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:20:13): | Let me ask you an honest questionm |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:20:25): | you guys saw force awaken right? |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:20:50): | actually no |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:21:04): | but im aware of the spoilers |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:21:09): | okay |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:21:33): | So i watch some Lauren Southern stuff and she is on Rebel.media |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:21:40): | so they wwere like hey check this guy out |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:21:48): | Gavin Mcgunies |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:21:50): | or something |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:22:26): | dude made a video about how Star wars was shoving fenism down our throughts since a girl couldnt fight cool lightsaber battles |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:22:34): | I didnt find it that way |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:22:51): | and thought it was well crafted and didnt matter the gender or race of the people |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:23:05): | but i might just love star wars |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:23:14): | so i wanted to sdee whjat you guys thought |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:23:32): | if i was biais or he was a woman hater |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:23:58): | so this light saber fight |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:24:19): | did she mention or was it implied during it she was symbolically fighting the patriarchy or anything like that |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:24:26): | or did she use her boobs as a weapon at one point |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:24:49): | did she play the "you can't hit me im a woman" card at anytime or any kind of "you just got beat by a woman #girlpower" type of thing |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:25:56): | first of all, don't use Gavin McInnes as a source of any legitimate viewpoints, don't take a word he says seriously |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:26:47): | Against my better judgment I think he's kind of funny and I've been reading Vice since I was like 15 so I kind of like him sometimes, I even read his book, but he just talks out of his ass constantly, he's a 50 year old Trump troll |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:26:56): | and as for Force Awakens |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:27:22): | There weren't really any "girl power" themes in the movie |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:27:34): | Thats what i thought |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:27:41): | like it was just a story |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:27:48): | about robots |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:27:53): | and how they will take over |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:27:59): | you could have swapped Rey with a male actor and the plot wouldnt have changed in any way |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:27:59): | I think the whole reason for having a black person and a girl as the main chracters were $$$$$$ |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:27:59): | it's all about selling toys |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:28:12): | Truf |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:28:16): | date toy money doh |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:28:29): | now they can target toys towards girls because the main is a girl, they can try and reach black kids who might not have identified with the all white previous movies etc |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:28:42): | the amount of money from Star Wars merch is MASSIVE |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:28:47): | like my |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:28:51): | ego |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:29:00): | and my DICKKKK |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:29:05): | the real moneymaker for Walt Disney is Star Wars merchandise. Analysts predict Star Wars merch will generate some $3 billion in sales in 2015, and $5 billion over the next 12 months. |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:29:17): | jusy from me alone |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:29:34): | Wait till you see the new handicapped Jedi, W'heelchayr |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:29:35): | god damn |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:29:48): | there is a dude in the lore named Kid\\ |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:29:50): | Fisto |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:29:53): | Kid Fisto |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:30:10): | Kit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:30:12): | my B |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:30:30): | oh, Kid Fisto sounds funnier lol |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:30:38): | sounds like something John Podesta would be into |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:30:47): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:33:32): | look at all these young kits! i mean kids |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:37:05): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (09:37:32): | no wonder they rebooted the franchise lol |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:38:10): | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/374/971/a31.jpg |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:59:26): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (10:04:29): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N_khFQq7hk |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:47:37): | New Black Girl at the office, gunna try to put some vanilla in her chocolate |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:48:55): | https://secure.static.tumblr.com/0cb2a28eee50326d0049b258fcde061a/tsxmsvb/0vLo0mgt4/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640.jpg |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:49:10): | Guess what everyone is getting for Christmas |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:50:55): | Cream pies? |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:51:57): | no |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (11:52:03): | jeff goldblum |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:16:57): | Today my boss asked me to graph income inequality in New Jersey over the years |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:17:05): | This might be my best day at work |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:18:18): | He will look at it and go "The richest arent rich enough, Brian Make Me Richer" |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:18:51): | it is kind of shockingb |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:19:06): | https://www.google.com/search?q=middle+finger+graphic&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQ-Z_Sx93QAhWHh1QKHSs4BtMQ_AUICCgB&biw=1280&bih=643#tbm=isch&q=middle+finger+graphing+calucaltor&imgrc=ddQF5WTwK0M-gM%3A |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:19:17): | http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UVhyW1TWsv0/U-iMr5Q4III/AAAAAAAAGIY/Yo-DAZwnsv0/s1600/Penis,+mathematical+equation+1+-+0b.jpg |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:20:05): | actually im doing the north east as a whole but still. 75% of people make less than $52,499, only a quarter make more than that |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (12:20:09): | well in 2007 |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:21:07): | in 2007 i made 0 dollars |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:21:13): | wait thats a lie |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:21:19): | i had invesments and shit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (12:22:42): | Damn its hard being a capitalist fat cat, i have to keep track of all my accounts and shit, you Commies dont\xa0worry about nothing, stand on bread line, stand on water line, stand on death line, I might switch over to being a commie |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:29:32): | idk if a capitalist fat cat can handle being on his feet that much. "i'll have Geoffrey stand in the death line for me" |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:30:33): | Geoffrey Call Me when Im Dead, im far to busy to remember im mortal |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:31:15): | Doctor, I don't have time to worry about this Zika what have you, I need to make some motherfucking monayyyy |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:32:09): | Do not search Cuck Tales on google at work to find the funny meme you saw on reddit |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:32:16): | you see some stuff |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:34:40): | What do you guys think of a show called "The BBC Diaries", like sex in the city, but its 4 huge black dudes who just gossip about the white wives they've been sleeping with and how the husband acts during it. "It was good with the wife and all, but the husband kept shoving the camera in my face and narrating, really was killing it for me. \xa0But like the craigslist pro I am, I finished anyays" |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:35:25): | we will have it run on MSNBC |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (13:36:08): | i dont get cucking, i fuck black dudes all the time, but its not cucking when you top dawg in cell block B |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:25:41): | Okay, lets right a shopw about a hardcore rapper |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:25:44): | but he is gay |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:25:50): | and raps about really gay shit |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:27:33): | https://media4.giphy.com/media/jEOSsxjLV76Kc/giphy.gif |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:30:45): | damn |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (14:30:53): | i thought i was orginal |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:35:23): | Homies over hoes, do the homie |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:35:49): | nothing is original anymore \ufffd |
| Shill Bill | (14:37:54): | None |
| Shill Bill | (14:38:21): | Thuggin love baby |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:42:18): | I loved when he was selling miniskirts for men because you could easily hide a gun in them or something like that lol |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:02:37): | http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/11/30/congress-allows-rule-permitting-mass-hacking-government-take-effect/94683030/ |
| Shill Bill | (15:06:44): | Shocking |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:09:11): | If they want to hack my computer let them. they wont get passed the fire wall |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:09:25): | and by that i mean teh litteral wall of fire i made around my house |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:09:51): | HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW PUNK FBI BITCHES |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:10:56): | for me they'd be like "wow, this guy is really into finding coupons to get sneakers for half price" |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (15:11:02): | None |
| Tuesday, 06 December 2016 |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:31:18): | Cuck Swim cancelled World Peace \U0001f62d |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (08:31:40): | I'll call Hilary |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (08:31:52): | Different Hilliary |
| Shill Bill | (08:31:55): | I'm not surprised |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (08:32:01): | She works for AS |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (08:32:21): | It was too real |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (08:32:24): | Society wasn't ready |
| Shill Bill | (08:33:07): | I dunno if I was ready. |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (08:35:17): | Im that gorilla dick nigga I make dyke pussy wet |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (08:35:27): | the fact that they were able to get that on tv I think makes the show a success |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (08:35:40): | Also when they said jews control everything and then showed their producers lol |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:41:23): | There were hit pieces saying there were secret swatstikas in the show |
| Shill Bill | (08:43:45): | Brett Gellman also broke ties with AS because "they're supporters of the alt-right" |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:45:36): | I'm sure that was a big factor |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (08:55:44): | Adult swim is Turner |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (08:55:48): | Who owns CNN |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:59:05): | Clinton \U0001f60f |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (08:59:15): | \U0001f60f\U0001f609\U0001f60f\U0001f609\U0001f60f\U0001f609 |
| Shill Bill | (08:59:24): | None |
| Cuck Me Gentle | (09:09:19): | Listen here you silly liberal faggots. There is no alt right. It's only all white like our nation should be |
| Shill Bill | (09:10:10): | David Duke says Jews ain't white. Is he right? |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:10:37): | J Power |
| GroupMe | (09:12:41): | Grab Em By The Swing States changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (09:13:16): | Grab Em By The Swing States changed the group's name to White is Not Right |
| GroupMe | (09:17:26): | Shill Bill changed name to Joe Rogan |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:19:41): | None |
| GroupMe | (09:21:53): | Cuck Me Gentle changed name to Up Tighty Whities |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:23:50): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:24:39): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:42:22): | http://i.imgur.com/eyet86Z.gifv |
| Joe Rogan | (09:44:27): | Jackie Chan knows the truth. White ain't right. Neither is Jaden Smith. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:48:04): | Joe Biden might run in 2020 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:48:08): | Hes got my vote |
| Joe Rogan | (09:50:57): | If that's who the Democrats run, they really don't get what just happened |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:51:22): | Democrats are done |
| Joe Rogan | (09:51:27): | But objectively he's a better person than Trump |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:51:44): | The only way they can not lose again is to go further left. A Barnie Sandals type |
| Joe Rogan | (09:52:24): | If Dems let Ellison run DNC, and Bernie runs in 2020 or a Bernie like candidate, they got my vote. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:53:23): | I would never vote for Bernie |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:53:28): | He got shit memes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:53:44): | Biden and Trump know how to Meme |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:55:23): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:56:15): | The Voting Map when He runs in 2020 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:57:44): | https://imgur.com/gallery/a72Ub |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (09:59:53): | I'm just gonna write in Robo-Noam Chomsky-Bot 6.9 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:00:30): | Harambe |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:02:08): | http://i.imgur.com/lLKHDTp.gifv |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:02:16): | Look at these Memes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:02:27): | It will be the greatest Meme War ever |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:02:41): | The Donald Vs Biden Bro |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:14:58): | I for one am happy to live in a world where 4chan and Florida decides who runs my life |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (11:22:46): | Florida, the cultural Mecca of western civilization |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (11:25:13): | And 4chan, the cultural shit hole of, well everything |
| Joe Rogan | (11:43:09): | 4chan has usurped from volcanoes the title of "butthole of the world" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:26:37): | https://i.redd.it/iz1gsk1fvx1y.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:26:53): | Internet man how does it work |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:27:21): | I have never seen Bee Movie |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:27:47): | but does the woman have an affiar with the bee? |
| Joe Rogan | (13:28:19): | Who has seen it. And what happened that it's being memed so much recently |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:29:08): | I have seen it and no, no bee sex |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:29:17): | just an un-bee-lievable friendship |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:33:25): | https://media.giphy.com/media/jSxK33dwEMbkY/giphy.gif |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:35:19): | I saw bee movie in theaters |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:35:34): | I remember thinking it was fairly funny for an animated film |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:35:59): | I was at an age where I thought everything was gay except for me |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (13:36:11): | So it was nice to go to the movies for a change |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:37:05): | it was just jerry seinfeld as a bee |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (13:37:10): | And whats the deal with flowers? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:05:50): | So my buyer clearly doesnt check over shit before he sends it out |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:09:52): | typos? |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:10:11): | did he accidentally leave his porn search results in the document |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:12:11): | no i mad like 80 something docs and i said hey they are finished, look them over and let me know if I need to change anything |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:12:22): | one thing was missing a zero and he sent it out |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:12:28): | #No Look |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:13:46): | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a2/fa/aa/a2faaac436e240ffa223cf69e5cd0482.gif |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:14:26): | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/cc/c4/97/ccc497bae68e738cc1e973daf7e98a1a.gif |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:21:07): | just how important was this zero |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:21:51): | went from 11 G to 110 Gs |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:22:00): | so in the grand scheme not much |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:22:12): | das a lotta G's |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:22:20): | Not with these peopel |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:22:34): | T Mobile Drops a Million a week on TV |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:22:40): | A WEEK NIGGGA |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (14:26:03): | im so glad resources are allocated so efficiently and I love lisa so much |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:27:16): | For the good of the race |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:41:24): | why girls get mad when you say hey nice tits, granted i follow it with, but you are a terrible person and i hope you and everyone you love die in a fire |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (14:46:46): | Girls love that |
| Joe Rogan | (15:00:52): | https://theintercept.com/2016/12/06/tourists-visit-plantation-in-brazil-and-are-served-by-black-slaves/ |
| Joe Rogan | (15:01:21): | R/latestagecapitalism in full swing |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:04:31): | I fail to see how these slaves are any different than today's wageslaves \ufffd |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (15:04:35): | how'd you like that one brian |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:10:42): | petes |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:10:45): | stay woke |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (15:27:44): | the government is injecting aids into our chicken nuggets. THATS A METAPHOR |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:58:46): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:59:23): | i find it funny that Brian is a Commie, yet has A FAT CAT |
| Joe Rogan | (16:00:05): | He lives vicariously through the feline swine |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:01:34): | Brian Speaking " We must be equal Comrades" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:01:49): | Brian at home "Oh Amber, how i want to be you" |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (16:01:49): | I do say that a lot |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:02:10): | I see it now |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:02:37): | Brian is a Capitalist spy trying to bring down the Commies |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:03:32): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:01:55): | I don't remember saying that at graduation |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:03:37): | its in white text, so you had to have |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:04:44): | None |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:06:55): | Never seen this pic lol |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (17:07:20): | remember, the real prison is in your mind |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:38:45): | None |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (20:38:57): | \U0001f385\U0001f385\U0001f385 |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (20:44:05): | That is morbid lol |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (21:35:16): | i don't know if we say it enough but |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (21:35:18): | fucking |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (21:35:19): | liberals |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (21:38:05): | http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/things-i-blame-for-hillary-clintons-loss-ranked_us_58459894e4b0496fbcb0c26d |
| Joe Rogan | (21:43:52): | #2 Bernie |
| Joe Rogan | (21:43:55): | Fuck off |
| Grab Em By The Swing States | (21:44:09): | Lol |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (21:44:25): | actually, #2 is misogny |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (21:44:30): | 1-199 is Misogny |
| CondolCuckYa Wife | (21:44:33): | you fucking sexist pig |
| GroupMe | (21:44:40): | Grab Em By The Swing States changed name to Trill Stein |
| Joe Rogan | (21:44:45): | Should read\n #1 Hilary\n#2 # Hillary |
| Joe Rogan | (21:45:45): | I just realized, I only voted for Jews this presidential season. |
| Joe Rogan | (21:45:57): | Presidential level at least |
| GroupMe | (21:46:00): | CondolCuckYa Wife changed name to Dr. Cornel Best |
| Joe Rogan | (21:46:02): | So did Brian |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:46:27): | Some of you Jew's are alright |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:46:30): | don't go to temple tomorrow |
| Joe Rogan | (21:46:45): | What's that supposed to mean |
| Trill Stein | (21:47:12): | Columbine kids lol |
| GroupMe | (21:47:56): | Joe Rogan changed name to Dr. MLcucK Jr. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:48:03): | It'd a 4chan thing, some guy said it before shooting up a spot and now it's a 4chan meme |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:00:33): | https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/12/the-necessity-of-credibility |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:00:44): | I really hate all media now |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:09:55): | Don't. Just know what to parse out from each org |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:10:19): | the LAME STREAM media can suck it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:10:27): | bill o'reilly was right again |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:11:28): | If only the MSM had a mouth so I could ram my weiner down it's throat |
| Trill Stein | (22:29:58): | http://thelstop.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Ann.jpg |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:31:23): | I don't know if I hate her or pity her |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:31:29): | She's still a B |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:36:02): | I accidnetally ended up on vox.com |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:36:05): | god I fucking hate vox |
| Trill Stein | (22:36:44): | Vox is ok sometimes |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:36:52): | They produce quality videos, but they are generally shit |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:37:12): | Their NBC's buzzfeed |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:37:16): | Generally shit imo. They take the 'explainer' 'fact-checker' role pretend to be nuetral and then have a centrist bias |
| Trill Stein | (22:37:49): | God forbid lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:38:10): | Well it's misleading to pretend to be a fact checker and then have an obvious bias |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:38:44): | Brian, they're not fact checkers. They're explainers. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:38:46): | Or to completely disregard the principle of charity which should be adhered to if you were to fact check what someone said anyways |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:38:50): | right |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:38:52): | Get your facts straight |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:38:54): | explain it to me vox |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:39:03): | explain why you're right |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:39:29): | We're right cause we're left |
| Trill Stein | (22:39:36): | So they should explain stats? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:39:53): | They don't explain stats, they're not stat teachers |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:39:55): | they spin stats |
| Trill Stein | (22:40:01): | Ohhh |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:40:07): | or explain away inconsitencies |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:40:17): | Sure, trump was right when he said X but only because of ..... |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:40:21): | so trump was still wrong |
| Trill Stein | (22:40:39): | Oh I see what you mean |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:41:00): | you guys should read the article I posted, it's long but really well sourced and really good. I'm really angry at this whole fake news thing tbh |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:41:37): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:41:53): | lol marxist |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:41:57): | i wish |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:42:50): | Good luck combating fake news |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:43:01): | Especially with an open internet |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:43:05): | Can't have it both ways |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:43:26): | I'm just opting out of main stream shit. I honestly think citizen/open source media has to be the way forward. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:43:30): | What you really want, which is what we all should want, is an educated public. |
| Trill Stein | (22:43:31): | Especially when I love making shit up |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:43:59): | Well ideally it's what you want, but the POWERS THAT BE do not |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:44:16): | Educated public would be able to discern real from fake |
| Trill Stein | (22:44:59): | Just find sources you trust |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:45:30): | https://youtu.be/fR4wxlCGIu0 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:46:54): | You know what the best part of this article, they discuss the tweet trump made how if illegal votes were discounted he would have won the popular vote. Then Washington Post said how he was engaging again in believing fake news. \xa0Then Trump's spokesman on NPR referenced a Washington Post article by two researchers who estimated about 6.8% of illegals who were registered voted in 2008 and 3% in 2012, so Washington's Post Defense was that that was on their blog Monkey Cage, not their official site. \xa0But you look at the article it has WASHINGTON POST huge on top as usual and in tiny font "monkey cage". \xa0Also they've still never retracted \xa0it, just gave a disclaimer it's a controversial study. |
| Trill Stein | (22:46:56): | The eighties were a weird time |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:48:38): | The dude was right and honest lol. Republicans do not want high turnout, it tends to hurt them. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:49:20): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbG4RT1yMlg |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:53:08): | My parents have fox news on, they're talking about islam and it's treatment of women, Sean Hannity was slamming it etc and the guy said "Then why was the first guy Trump called a leader of a Islamic country" lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:54:28): | OIL |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:54:36): | In all fairness, Islam does treat women in a horrific fashion, as does most other religions |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:55:04): | yea this is just a boutique issue. you think trump gives a flying fuck how islamic women are treated in islamic countries |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:55:19): | Not in the slightest |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:55:26): | Trump don't give a fuck |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:55:51): | https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/08/why-politifact-truefalse-percentages-are-meaningless |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:55:58): | good article on the bs tha tis politifat |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:56:00): | fact* |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:56:11): | I'm kinda excited to see what he'll do because I don't disagree with everything he says. He just arrived at the same conclusions for the exact wrong reasons |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:57:16): | This is the one area of the horseshoe theory I don't deny. I think those on the far right are right when they say shit is getting worse. \xa0The reasons why is where the difference lies. \xa0Trump is right that NAFTA and TPP are shit deals |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:58:42): | The problem here is that PolitiFact isn\u2019t actually evaluating what it purports to be evaluating. The assertion is that a certain percentage of Trump\u2019s \u201cstatements\u201d are true. But which statements are we talking about? When Trump speaks publicly, he can go on for more than an hour. During that time, hundreds of sentences will pour forth from his mouth. Each one of these is a statement. But PolitiFact is not evaluating all of them. Instead, it\u2019s selecting particular statements to evaluate. Thus when someone says \u201cX percentage of Trump\u2019s statements are true,\u201d what they mean is \u201cX percentage of the statements PolitiFact chose to evaluate\u201d are true. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:59:05): | That distinction makes an important difference. PolitiFact does not take a random sample of the sentences in Trump\u2019s speeches. If it did, it would include things like \u201cMy father was in real estate\u201d and \u201cI\u2019ve run a business for many years.\u201d (Plus things like \u201cYou\u2019re a beautiful crowd!\u201d) Instead, it picks out certain statements that it thinks ought to be evaluated. But, by their nature, these are going to be the most contentious and controversial statements in the speech. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:59:25): | biggest take away from the article |
| Trill Stein | (23:00:05): | Why would readers care though lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:00:22): | Well, also important to note that politifact is like 4 people in a room in Tampa |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:00:33): | Well it was referenced a lot "Trump lies 90% of the time" in the NYT, WaPo, and many other articles |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:00:35): | Hardly mainstream |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:00:38): | and they referenced politifact |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:01:10): | but when you choose what to actually fact check are in control of the stat's themselves |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:01:41): | Problem is that MSM treats politifact like they're holier than thou |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:01:51): | Instead of checking shit themselves |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:02:09): | Seriously, politifact is really small operation |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:02:28): | also there's a lot of bias in them anyways. Trump said once tweeted that "Wind power kills hundreds of eagles". \xa0Apparently in California alone they kill 116 eagles and a wild life foundation said it WAS a problem. \xa0But this tweet was rated "Mostly False" and that's part of the narrative now |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:03:24): | http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/staff/ |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:03:29): | 9 people |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:03:40): | 9 cucks |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:04:07): | 10, sorry |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:04:40): | despite the fact it's now discretion. 116 alone, wildlife foundation does say it's a problem, california + other states is probably over 200 at least, and a tweet that says "hundreds of eagles die by windpower" is mostly false is completely a subjective statement to make |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:05:02): | 116 dead eagles in cali alone* |
| Trill Stein | (23:05:19): | No More Dead Eagles |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:05:35): | also that's worse |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:05:39): | that 9 people have so much power |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:05:43): | politifact is cited a lot |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:06:11): | Blame MSM for citing them so much |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:06:18): | Not their fault |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:06:19): | I do lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:07:11): | well it is sitll their fault for being biased, but it is the msm's fault for taking the bait. but thing is I don't htink they're taking any bait. \xa0I just think they're all colluding tbh. \xa0they all have converging interest here and so there's a non-spoken conspiracy given they all want the same thing |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:07:27): | you scratch my back i scratch yours and we never talk about it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:17:17): | just remember jack kelly "The government of today has no right telling us how to live our lives, because the government of 200 years ago already did!" |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:18:06): | So what you're saying is that we need slaves |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:21:39): | Just did a puzzle room and nailed it |
| Trill Stein | (23:22:05): | Ain't nobody gonna lock me up |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:22:07): | The real exit was in your mind |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:24:13): | We exited with 13 seconds left |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:24:41): | Also we won because i flirted with the person and she helped us |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:24:51): | The fuck is a puzzle room |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:25:04): | The vagina stupid. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:25:22): | No it's a room where you have an hour to solve pulzes to get out |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:27:47): | What happens if you don't |
| Trill Stein | (23:28:07): | Turns into the Rape Room |
| Trill Stein | (23:28:34): | Let's just say you don't want to be in the Rape Room |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (23:29:51): | Unless you're into that sort of thing |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:34:58): | You are a loser |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:35:22): | You wanna bottle. A big dirt bottle |
| Trill Stein | (23:39:39): | Did you guys know that the word rape actually comes from Mike Rape, the first man to force a woman to have sex with him? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:40:10): | It was going to be called Miking. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:57:01): | The room was a lot of fun. We should do one |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:57:52): | who's the designated rapist? |
| Trill Stein | (23:57:54): | Jessie has been trying to get me to do one for a while, she did one up in Montclair with her coworkers |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:58:02): | i'm down |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:58:07): | for the puzzle room |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:58:13): | not DR |
| Trill Stein | (23:58:20): | Damn |
| Wednesday, 07 December 2016 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (07:49:26): | There's one opening in edison actually |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:50:08): | North or Sourh. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:50:21): | Cause south Edison and it's people are trash. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (07:50:45): | Woodbridge ave, actually in that office building my parents own |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:50:53): | And people who get in relations with south Edison people are even worse |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:51:01): | NORTH POWER |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:51:30): | I'd go |
| Trill Stein | (07:51:50): | Hope my fight or flight senses don't kick in too bad |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (07:52:33): | Also you guys remember that sketch idea we had where stock brokers invest in little kids with the expectation of getting some of their salary later own, betting on which kids would be successful essentially "little Bobby is definitely going to the nfl, I need to get in early while he's still cheap" |
| Trill Stein | (07:52:57): | Please don't tell me someone took that idea too |
| Trill Stein | (07:53:05): | My little heart can't take any more |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (07:53:14): | Actually it's happening in real life with college students |
| Trill Stein | (07:53:32): | Oh shit I want to get into this market |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (07:56:22): | Go invest in Purdue students they're the college trying it out. You can get between .75%-10% of the students income after he graduates for up to 9 years |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:56:50): | Seriously |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (07:57:11): | http://money.cnn.com/2016/11/28/pf/college/mitch-daniels-purdue/index.html?iid=EL |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:16:56): | Education is the best investment. So why do only parents get to have all the fun? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:30:05): | This is fuckimg retarded and bound to fail when I put 3 large on Johnny and fucker gets a BA in lesbian dance theory |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:31:19): | Also isn't the the ultimate shift of blame. Hey man. I didn't get to job because my investors didn't give me enough. Not I got a 1.3 GPA and have no marketable skills |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:39:49): | I think investors doing due diligence will invest in STEM kids for the best average return and the arts kids will be SOL |
| Trill Stein | (09:01:07): | How will they start their finger painting empire then |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:10:34): | Angela Merkel calls for burqa ban 'wherever legally possible' in Germany |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:13:00): | my mom watching about this last night on fox and was so happy. she said if she was there in Islamic world, she would have to have wear a burqa, and if they're here, they should do what we do. i was like we have a american dress code? lol |
| Trill Stein | (09:15:39): | Lol right |
| Trill Stein | (09:16:08): | If they don't wear Burqas how will we know who the muslims are? |
| Trill Stein | (09:16:44): | Your mom will have to assume everyone is an ISIS sympathizer |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:17:22): | we could just assume that they're all gay and not make any offensive jokes |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:20:09): | All this Trump Boeing stuff "Trumps gonna fuck with stocks by tweeting non-facts" etc is so fucking dumb |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:26:50): | I realized that I based a lot of my partying and adult lifestyles off of the movie Eurotrip |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:27:15): | gross you made out with your sister? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:27:36): | No I'm Cooper |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:28:06): | You saw your sisters titties at that nude beach? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:28:27): | This is why I can't bring you guys anywhere |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:28:50): | Who wants to go to Bratislava |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:29:09): | Im cooper |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:29:13): | Maybe reunite the Soviet Union for old times sake |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:29:21): | Josh and Zach would make out |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:29:30): | I'm just going to start modeling my life after the Dude in big lebowski and opt out of everything except joints, white russians and bowling |
| Trill Stein | (10:33:26): | You're too fired up |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:35:36): | it's either that, live on a buddhist monasatary, or die of a heart attack by 40 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:35:50): | still weighing the options |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:43:31): | Today is comrade Noam's birthday |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:50:41): | and Trump is Time's Person of the year announced today |
| Trill Stein | (10:52:16): | M A G A |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:55:03): | http://imgur.com/DWucJK7 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:55:16): | Should have took the deal |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:56:25): | What are the odds that Trump resigns before term ends just cause he doesn't wanna do it no more. Gets bored. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:57:00): | Lot of people think he'll get impeached in his first term for some reason or another |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:58:44): | None |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:01:46): | Technically, he is in violation of the law the instant he takes office. Because he hasn't divested himself from his companies, he's left himself open to one of the Constitution's biggest no no items |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:02:31): | Yea but didn't Obama violate it too by bein black |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:03:59): | "No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States: and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state." |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:04:10): | Trump violates this day one |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:04:44): | unfortunately the republican house and congress would have to be the ones to start the impeachment proceedings though right |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:05:26): | I dunno, but not all GOP is on board with Trump so who knows what will happen |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:05:55): | Remember, Trump is not a Republican. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:05:58): | I'm guessing that will be taken care of by day 1 tbh. No way he'd leave himself so openly in violation of that. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:06:12): | Right, he's a cheeto |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:06:42): | That's the thing, he is leaving himself open. Even if his kids run the business, it's unconstitutional |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:07:16): | Maybe he just doesn't wanna be POTUS and is expecting to get thrown out |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:08:20): | if it's his kids running it republican congress will let it slide unless he defies them in a way they can't stand imo. plus then you'd get Pence |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:12:31): | if im on /r/all, is there a way to just hide all the nsfw posts |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:12:47): | Logout of your account |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:13:15): | NSFW posts default to off when not logged in |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:13:23): | I think |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:13:57): | Better yet, just open am incognito tab without logging in |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:14:50): | k thanks don't need tits or ass on my screen lol |
| Trill Stein | (11:22:49): | Yea you do |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:23:39): | I'm not saying I don't want it \ufffd |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:24:21): | stare at spreadsheets long enough and the 8's and B's start look a lot like T's and A's |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:25:08): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:49:08): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:49:29): | Big Ounce lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:49:52): | that's 30 grams instead of your standard 28 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:52:32): | Okay I'm done with politics again. It was fun. We had our laughs at trump and all the liberals. But I'm going back to dank memes and being willing oblivious to the world outside of the gym |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:06:59): | agreed |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:07:21): | unless it's laughing at liberal scum i don't want to know it anymore |
| Trill Stein | (12:19:31): | I've already stopped listening the news |
| Trill Stein | (12:19:43): | Wake me up for the next election, it's been real guys |
| Trill Stein | (12:19:51): | Back to gamer gate for me |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:20:26): | I'll take Ethics in Video Game Journalism for $600 Alex |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:53:31): | I have a idea for a body switching movie, I call it Legal Transition. It's about a cop and drug dealer who get into a shoot out on dark and stormy night, when lightning strikes knocking them both unconscious, but also transferring their consciousnesses. \xa0Sot he cop is now in the drug dealers body, and vice versa. \xa0And it's not like they can exactly go back to their respective crews to explain what happened, so they're forced to play the role. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:55:01): | I also have the same idea but with a K-9 Unit and a drug dealer, called Dank Bud: Back to the Streets |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:56:11): | So after the switch, the lower gang members will ask the guy "What we gonna do about the new crew down the block?" and the k-9 in the human body just says "RUFF RUFF" and someoen else goes "Yea, lets rough em up!" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:56:58): | repeat for about 90 minutes where the drug dealer with the mind of a dog becomes top kingpin of the city just by repeating ruff over and over |
| Trill Stein | (13:06:57): | I'd watch all these movies back to back |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:28:36): | how about a sports movie about a competitive eater |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:35:21): | "The Swallow" |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:39:06): | You guys know where to buy quality leather boots? Not work boots like timberland, but just nice boots. Not that chukka shit either |
| Trill Stein | (13:45:39): | How much are you willing to spend |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:46:24): | "The Big Gulp" |
| Trill Stein | (13:47:29): | Red wings are a very good quality boot and they have a bunch of stores all over the place, I'm wearing them now actually |
| Trill Stein | (13:48:55): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:01:51): | I have no idea about boots. Also you know when you plowing a girl and she says choke her. And you do but you get carried away and hear a snap and she goes limp. Now you gotta make it look like a suicided. So you build a noose and hang her. When writing the not is it better to go long or short with the note? I can never get it right |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:05:13): | you're first mistake was deciding to be straight and having sex with women |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:05:27): | you don't get these types of problems with men. better neck muscles |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:05:48): | Men built like Ox |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (14:06:27): | Pete. I was looking for boots that go a little higher up. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:07:06): | he wants them thigh highs |
| Trill Stein | (14:48:34): | Red wings makes higher up ones, look up iron rangers |
| Trill Stein | (14:49:06): | I'll ask my brother for other brands, he's really into boots and clothes and shit has a small collection of expensive shoes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:55:55): | Damn Bee movie. That hurts |
| Trill Stein | (14:56:39): | How did bee movie become a thing |
| Trill Stein | (14:56:55): | I feel like I'm finally an outsider to the meme world, I guess I am getting old |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:05:29): | None |
| Thursday, 08 December 2016 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:39:56): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jGzFumqed4 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:36:32): | Savage |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:38:30): | Tim Hunks played a Nazi? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:38:54): | http://i.imgur.com/pJ0VlhR.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:40:11): | I replaced the_Donald with Dank Memes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:40:20): | and Im never going back |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:42:18): | https://youtu.be/_XVb7Op4jns |
| Trill Stein | (11:45:10): | Prison sounds great |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:45:12): | We all have Nostalgia for the old interent |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:45:22): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:45:45): | i miss the old internet |
| Trill Stein | (11:54:58): | I remember my father showing me a flash video of the Backstreet Boys singing about how they were all gay |
| Trill Stein | (11:55:03): | It was simpler times back then |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:00:21): | https://youtu.be/q0DmYf2vhhg |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:28:23): | Just to let you all know I won't be around pretty much till after the 19th after my last final. Hermit mode starts today |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:31:44): | Gay nerd if I've ever seen one |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:36:23): | So whos up for some awesome cool shit before the 19th |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:36:51): | and we can send pics of us having fun and caption it Brian is a loser for still being in school |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:38:01): | Wow, I really am a gay nerd \ufffd |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:40:45): | \U0001f449\U0001f448 \U0001f52c |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:41:16): | I always thought others were the gay nerds, but really, the gay nerd was inside me all along |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:41:52): | Sometimes you just gotta pull the dick out your butt |
| Trill Stein | (12:49:30): | You don't have to be gay to love nerds you just have to be gay to be a nerd |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:54:34): | its hip to be square |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:15:59): | we had a group chat for when i was doing my training, and people still use it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:16:18): | people need to give up on it, i havent seen these people in like 7 months \\ |
| Trill Stein | (14:19:06): | But in training you promised to be friends forever! |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:21:37): | I promise alot of stuff I dont\xa0mean |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:21:41): | like I love you |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:21:48): | and dont worry i pulled out |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:17:49): | http://i.imgur.com/11PN2Et.gifv |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:20:30): | I must know how |
| Trill Stein | (16:20:51): | that's extreme drifting |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:24:47): | now this is pod racing |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:58:42): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwfYTSdJ7kY |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:59:50): | Fucking Seth MacFarlane |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:05:10): | What, you didn't have enough shitty comedies on Fox seth? You needed another? \xa0I'm still bitter |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:39:29): | i would do dirty things to Milana Vayntrub |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:39:34): | i never knew her name |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:41:43): | Yup. She chesty. Funny too |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:41:51): | oh the AT&T chick |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:53:58): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:54:04): | That's one way to start a conversation with a tutor lol |
| Trill Stein | (20:54:18): | Ask him if he's good |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:59:50): | Once I'm done with graduate school I'm definitely gonna keep tutoring. Final's season comes you can make a killing. \xa0If you guys think you can teach a subject you should def do try it out. \xa0Set your own rate and appointments be your own boss get rich quick! |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:00:38): | What's your rate, $40/hr? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:00:49): | And what you teaching? And at what level |
| Trill Stein | (21:00:53): | Shit I'm about to quit my job |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:01:00): | Right now it's 30 but I think I'm gonna change it to 40 soon, espeically for college level courses |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:01:15): | Hell I can probably get away with 50 for college courses, I see tutors charge more than that |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:01:31): | What you tutoring now? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:02:24): | Depends on the student. One kid I tutored it was mathematical logic for 30 an hour, should have definitely upped my price for that. \xa0But then I taught someone how to do the quadratic formula for an hour and got 30 for it lol |
| Trill Stein | (21:02:44): | What is there to teach about the quadratic formula |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:05:17): | well it was just hidden versions of it. like x^4 + 3x^2 - 4 =0, \xa0then you have to transform it by setting y=x^2 to get y^2 +3y -4=0, then solve for y, then figure out what x is. \xa0easily the best I've ever been paid for the easiest work I've ever done |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:08:09): | I think come January, this is what I'm just going to transition to. this website I tutor through even lets you set up online appointments with video/text/ and a whiteboard tool so I can just work from home. \xa0If you guys know anyone who wants a tutor too, besides recommending me, if you can have them sign up for this website I work at and refer me, I can start to keep 100% of my fee instead of paying out a commission to the white man |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:14:14): | None |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:15:08): | You have good rapport with your students I see |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:15:38): | Jk |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:15:53): | I use the model of an abusive relationship on my students. I make them think they know nothing so that they need me to teach em. \xa0Teaching is just one big racket |
| Trill Stein | (21:47:43): | Gotta break em down before you can build them up |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:48:15): | Yeah, break their knees Brian |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:48:23): | No that's now how you solve a quadratic you STUPID BITCH GOD DAMN IT |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:48:28): | listen baby, I don't wanna hurt ya |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:49:13): | I'm sorry I yelled. It's just, I'm really passionate about solving a type of equation that has already been solved for over 1000 years |
| Trill Stein | (21:49:48): | The quadratic equation is really just a theory |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:50:34): | See if I start to feel the student actually is getting a grasp of the concept and math in general, BAM, hit em with some mathematical fictionalism and get them to question the entire field and everything they know about it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:52:55): | "Are you sure x=4? Are you sure math even describes anything in reality and if not, how can you be so sure x=4 huh?" |
| Trill Stein | (21:58:24): | Does math even exist naturally or is it a human invention? That'll be $30 please |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:59:20): | Is math the language or the universe or just the language we invented that for some reason describes the universe very well? While you ponder that, I'm gonna hit the john. \xa0This is still on the clock btw |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:59:30): | of the* |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:11:59): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:12:09): | this is real btw |
| Trill Stein | (22:12:22): | He is a treasure |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:20:12): | here's another national treasure |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:20:14): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT1301ZvDM8 |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:21:29): | Do Saiyans pose any radiological threats? |
| Trill Stein | (23:20:16): | Depends on their power level |
| Friday, 09 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (06:00:27): | Brian. Want to tag team tutor. You can teach them math and I can teach them not to be a gay Nerd. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (06:01:42): | "Brian I got a 95 on my test"\n"Awesome Jimmy, you worked really hard"\n\n"Marc I got a 95 on my test"\n"Well no beer, pussy, and lifting for you for a week" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:52:48): | None |
| Trill Stein | (09:14:40): | The official risk mantra |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:27:24): | If you aint willing to bet in minigolf then you dont have a gambling problem |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:31:24): | Maybe you just need to stop being jealous and start working on your short game |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:49:10): | Im about the long con |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:49:18): | and the long dong |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:51:05): | http://i.imgur.com/CrpBT8o.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:28:50): | wait |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:29:01): | R/PizzaGate has been banned? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:29:19): | Oh man I was about to bring up pizzagate lol. yea like a week or so ago |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:29:31): | Go to /r/conspiracy which is essentially pizzagate now |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:30:04): | All this seems to fishy to me |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:30:25): | the rabbit hole goes deep |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:30:50): | also all the backlash from the MSM over such a dumb conspiracy theory. the coverup seems even more damning |
| Trill Stein | (10:31:03): | The theory is fairly stupid but the amount of coverage it's getting from the media about how fake pizza gate is makes things look very suspicious |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:31:19): | like if it was that fake and dumb, then why are you constantly covering it lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:31:30): | just yesterday clinton gave speech on the dangers of fake news |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:32:34): | "lives are at stake" -referencing the actor who went to comet pizza with a gun. official report says he fired a gun, witness inside restuarant said no such thing. \xa0also day before that happened, the street camera that directly faces the pizza place was removed |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:32:42): | so there's no footage |
| Trill Stein | (10:34:02): | Pizzagate Is Real |
| Trill Stein | (10:34:13): | Pizzagate Israel |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:34:25): | Real Eyes |
| Trill Stein | (10:34:27): | \U0001f1ee\U0001f1f1 \U0001f1ee\U0001f1f1 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:34:27): | Realize |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:34:29): | Real Lies |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:40:30): | Marc, has there been any talk around your office about the "Fake News" thing |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:59:53): | no, we dont give a fuck if its fake or not |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:59:58): | we need yo eyeballs |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:00:14): | so if we get impressions and ratings we go to ut |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:00:32): | But yea this whole thing is really fishy to me |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:00:54): | Who would have thought Doanld Trump presidnecy would shake up the world this way |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:00:59): | and he isnt even part of it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:01:24): | Clinton calling on the government to label/determine what is fake news |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:01:38): | aka anything that goes against the official narrative |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:02:01): | So no more first amendment? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:02:25): | like we eva had it in the first place STAY WOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:02:59): | I dont like most of the the alt rights shit, but i agree that alot\xa0of people in American Politics\xa0do want to stoip\xa0free speech and |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:03:02): | shit |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:03:34): | Hate Speech should be allowed as it isnt calling for action |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:08:04): | Well agree to disagree about protecting hate speech, but I think we can agree the government deciding what news is 'real' sets a terrible precedent |
| Trill Stein | (11:08:30): | hate speech is legal iirc |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:09:29): | There's some bill that want's to increase gov funding to combat 'foreign propaganda' aka russian news. Combine this with the fact Washington Post blacklisted 200 legit alternative media sites as russian propaganda based on a shady unknown research group "PropOrNot" and baby we gotta shit stew going |
| Trill Stein | (11:11:02): | more and more i see cipher from the matrix being the only logical person |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:11:20): | I just want to eat that steak and go back to the bubble |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:14:13): | Blue > Red |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:14:51): | https://youtu.be/RPfx_jFZQuI |
| Trill Stein | (11:14:53): | if you take the red pill, best case scenario you live in fear on a derelict spaceship eating slop and being hunted by brual machines |
| Trill Stein | (11:15:09): | josh have you been following the world peace shitstorm with the show being cancelled |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:15:44): | I wouldn't say I've been following it, bit I see a lot of people are butthurt on Reddit and YouTube |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:15:48): | Blaming Tim a lot |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:15:49): | I'd like to see the version where Keanu picks the blue Pill and then goes about his daily life, and in the background of his daily boring life you see morpheous the gang a new member running around the city firing guns being chased by agents, get to see how the fuck the media talks about the fact a dude jumped 100 feet between buildings or that a single woman killed 3 swat teams |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:16:42): | Describe the shitstorm for us |
| Trill Stein | (11:18:01): | So obviously you know World Peace is a pretty edgy show |
| Trill Stein | (11:18:36): | Anyway Brett Gelman, you probably know him from a few AS shows, a few weeks ago threatened to cut ties with Adult Swim because there were very few female writers for AS shows and because the VP said that women weren't very funny |
| Trill Stein | (11:18:55): | he also threatened to leave over World Peace, saying it was an alt-right show, sexist, etc |
| Trill Stein | (11:20:27): | Now obviously you know Sam, and especially with the election he was very vocal, posting trump shit on Twitter constantly, making videos of him berating a Buzzfeed reporting trying to write a hit piece on him, and MDE's fans are absolute garbage |
| Trill Stein | (11:20:44): | So there are some fake news pieces about the show, like that it has hidden swatstikas in it, etc |
| Trill Stein | (11:21:07): | And with the hit pieces + the pressure on Adult Swim with the alt right / anti women thing + Sam being a general retard the show gets cancelled |
| Trill Stein | (11:21:20): | Rumor has it that Tim Heidecker and Judd Apatow also campaigned to have the show removed |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:21:23): | But he isn't actually alt right. He's just a pro troll |
| Trill Stein | (11:21:28): | Eh he kind of is |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:21:43): | Is he though |
| Trill Stein | (11:21:51): | Sam called Tim's internet radio show last night and went apeshit |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:21:56): | Or is he just doing shit to stir people up |
| Trill Stein | (11:22:05): | saying how he is now blacklisted from the media, he cant afford health insurance etc |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:22:24): | Tim has a radio show? |
| Trill Stein | (11:22:28): | I think he does try to stir shit but he is definitely very right wing, he is very vocal of his trump support |
| Trill Stein | (11:22:29): | yea |
| Trill Stein | (11:24:08): | on the one hand sam did seem like he was self sabotaging himself and his fans did not help at all, on the other, eric andrew or something wouldnt get kicked off the air for doing the same shit and the show was fairly apolitical imo |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:26:54): | I think Eric is more just straight up absurd though where Sam is absurd in a right wing manner. There was those red pill sketches and I think people associate that with right wingness as well |
| Trill Stein | (11:27:09): | yea definitely agreed |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:27:17): | Obivously not all their sketches were political and some even seemed left or anarchist, like when they show you how to make a glass of tap water |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:27:25): | and just denounce all the shit government has done |
| Trill Stein | (11:27:31): | i'm sure if the show debuted before the trump election too it wouldnt have attracted so much heaet |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:27:41): | no doubt |
| Trill Stein | (11:28:28): | hes def an alt righter tho, white nationalist, whatever |
| Trill Stein | (11:28:29): | https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/3luw09/is_mde_becoming_more_right_leaning_from_a/cva0nd2/ |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:30:18): | yea he's definitely right winger reading that |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:31:01): | Whether you think the problem is genetic or cultural, it doesn't matter when you import immigrants in large numbers, because they form communities that don't integrate. They bring their language and their religion with them, and they vote for socialist policies. This will continue until white people have been sucked dry, and then there won't be any voting anymore, there'll be Sharia law instead. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:31:34): | yeesh |
| Trill Stein | (11:31:47): | lol then he wonders why his show got cancelled |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:31:47): | We're putting Western Civ on the alter as a sacrifice to white guilt because we're worried some frizzy-haired Afro transsexual will wag his finger at us. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:33:39): | Ugh. Some things I agree with so strongly, and then BAM, he's an idiot |
| Trill Stein | (11:34:37): | yup |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:37:33): | this guy just came into our office, hasn't filed a business tax return since 2008 lol |
| Trill Stein | (11:37:47): | well why break the streak now |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:37:58): | IRS sent him a letter at the end of 2015 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:38:06): | didn't stop him from not filing in 2015 though lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:38:23): | now he's getting an inheritance though and doesn't want the government to touch it |
| Trill Stein | (11:39:20): | this is a world of retards |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:39:42): | I don't know who's dumber, the guy who didn't file a tax return for 7 years, or the government who took 7 years to realize he wasn't doing it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:46:04): | I'm just glad it's the best system we got and that I love lisa so much |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:02:15): | I aint got time to read this |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:02:21): | sum it up |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:02:34): | White is right |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:02:49): | Drowning in brown |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:03:32): | so skimmed it, might have missed something but i think the best way to combat things oyu dont like is not hide them but brin it to the fore front |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:03:42): | debate it logically and let people decided |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:04:23): | now people are also retared |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:04:30): | so we are at an impass |
| Trill Stein | (12:04:42): | d o w n w i t h \xa0 b r o w n |
| Trill Stein | (12:04:54): | if it's brown flush it down |
| Trill Stein | (12:05:11): | if it's yellow let it mellow |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:05:22): | I think the alt-right is just the pendulum swing |
| Trill Stein | (12:05:55): | it's a reaction to social progress and shifting demographics |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:06:18): | its an attempt to go back to they way things were |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:06:40): | it happens alot |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:06:54): | but im not recognizing 37 genders |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:07:05): | or that blacks are more then 3/5 of a person |
| Trill Stein | (12:11:51): | how can you not believe gender is fluid when you yourself are made up of 70% water |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:13:26): | eh if someone wants to identify as genderfluid or demi-boy or anything else no skin off my back. doesn't really affeect my day to day |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:13:50): | I think this is whats happening, but also im also on the conservative\xa0side. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:13:59): | We are in a changing field |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:14:17): | Civil rights for LGBT Blacks and so on are big issues |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:14:21): | police brutaltilty |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:14:28): | shit that is a real problem |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:14:50): | but then people try to shoe horn shit in |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:15:08): | I dont think any sain person can say that police brutality is right |
| Trill Stein | (12:15:32): | yea but why should it matter how someone else wants to express themselves or identify themselves |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:15:55): | what you want to call youself is up to you |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:16:03): | what i have to call you shouldnt |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:16:10): | I mean I don't have issues when someone has a name that I've never encountered before |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:16:19): | and I wouldn't tell them "no you're robert now" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:16:24): | if you want to be a demi boy go for it |
| Trill Stein | (12:16:34): | i work with a woman named Cynthia but she asks everyone to call her Jan, it's not really difficult for me to respect that lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:17:04): | personally i don't myself often having to refer to someones gender anyway |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:17:17): | except with all these feeeeeeeemaaaaaaaaales I work with |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:17:19): | most people dont |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:17:42): | Listen i wont say Xe or Zim are promouns |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:17:52): | i will respect you and just call you by name |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:18:04): | common ground in my eyes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:18:44): | If you want to use what ever pronouns you want go for it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:18:57): | but dont force me to change shit to cater to you |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:19:07): | You want Zhe Zher and Zhim |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:19:15): | you get called by your first name |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:19:33): | and say its Jan's pen instead of her pen |
| Trill Stein | (12:19:57): | eh if someone wants me to refer to them as Xe or whatever because that makes them happy, fine by me, it's really no effort on my behalf, it's not really important to me to make sure that i call an androgynous person by the anatomically correct pronouns |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:20:30): | its the slip ups that i worry about |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:20:36): | and then i get called into HR |
| Trill Stein | (12:21:30): | just say "oops sorry" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:21:37): | I think people are ok with the occasional slip up, I think they just are asking for an honest effort to respect their chosen sexual identity. I assume they'd rather someone try and make a mistake once ina \xa0while than refuse all together |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:21:54): | cool |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:21:59): | also it's such a small part of hte population |
| Trill Stein | (12:22:11): | yea tbh ive never even met a trans person before |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:22:15): | i personally have never met anyone who asked for a different pronoun except at a LGBT meeting |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:22:16): | I have |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:22:21): | never had a problem |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:22:40): | i accidentally have called Ellias racheal before |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:22:44): | he doesnt care |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:22:50): | nice guy |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:22:55): | i respoect his pronouns |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:23:02): | but i dont like the made up ones |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:23:07): | thats my thing |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:23:16): | i dont like the Xes\xa0and Zims |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:23:44): | i dont like tumblr shit |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:26:56): | i dont know maybe im\xa0just stuck in my ways and want to keep brain space for all the old N64 cheat codes i kn ow |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:29:32): | I think honestly tumblr is just a super vocal minority online. I get what you mean, I'd be taken a back for a second if someone asked me to refer to them as xe or xim or zim etc because it's out of the norm, but if that is what they truly wanted, I'd try it. \xa0again though I'd be surprised If I ran into more than a few people like this in my life |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:30:10): | im still agaisnt women in the mens\xa0room |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:30:19): | but thats purely based on the lines |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:30:22): | nothing else |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:30:29): | oh yea I feel ya there |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:30:45): | I ain't waiting for a woman to do the required acrobatics to use a urinal |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:30:54): | Ya know, unisex bathrooms are a thing |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:31:14): | i don't think it will happen in bars either |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:31:22): | too many drunk guys will show their junk 'by accident' |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:31:31): | hey |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:31:41): | there is a huge doubel standard there |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:31:50): | girl shows tits |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:31:55): | she gets a tshirt |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:32:01): | i show my dick |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:32:06): | im a sex offender |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:32:35): | i think the fact is that everyone including gay guys likes tits it's seems, where you're dick, you still have a lot of convincing to get a girl who supposedly loves you to want to see it at times |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:32:50): | dick lives matter |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:33:13): | nah bitches love my dick |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:33:23): | never heard a complaint |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:33:31): | thats just cause you don't listen to women |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:33:43): | Hey you live in your world |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:33:46): | ill live in miner |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:33:50): | but it is all just nag nag nag so |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:34:07): | why should i listen when i can play pokemon |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:34:33): | "why'd she break up with you lloyd?" "oh she was saying how I don't listen enough or something, I wasn't really paying attention" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:34:56): | I dont think i could do a realtionship |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:35:06): | if she started nagginf id be a smart ass or walk away |
| Trill Stein | (12:36:18): | its easy, you just tune out and think about the great angry sex you'll have later |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:36:56): | But pete |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:37:05): | think of all teh EVs you are missing out |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:37:18): | AND PRESTON HAS ANOTHER SETTLEMENT |
| Trill Stein | (12:37:49): | i got a bullet with Preston's name on it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:41:57): | oh yea angry sex now that is what I call sex vol 2 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:47:53): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:48:34): | what games are you guys talking about |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:48:54): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:49:52): | Drake has a porn hub account where he only comments on Mia Khalifa video's telling her she doesn't have to do this |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:50:11): | I like a good chuckle while I'm jerking it and I'm glad the internet has got to the point to provide that |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:50:25): | I dont like fake tits |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:50:38): | so i dont her and she is an FSU fan too |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:50:41): | so fuck her |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:50:46): | but no in hte good way |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:51:51): | yea her novelty wore off |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:52:13): | now I like to do what I call the world tour |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:52:39): | jerk off in a hotel bathroom? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:52:46): | and see the top pornstars in the canada, or spain, or germany etc |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:52:54): | ahh |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:53:24): | it's interesting to see what different countries find attractive |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:53:31): | i'm becoming more well cultured this way |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:53:58): | it's just a anthropological experiment i swear! |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:54:05): | you think i LIKE this? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:56:33): | So whos the top one in Latvia |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:56:58): | you ever see the topped searched term by state |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:57:06): | NJ is Cougar |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:57:59): | oh you can do by state? well looks like im taking a 50 state tour fellas |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:58:07): | I wonder if there's one for alaksa |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:59:45): | Im gunna make her say OHHH Canada |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:00:02): | and make sure she Mexican take a dick |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:00:11): | Russian her to bed |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:00:29): | Fuckistan |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:00:35): | but fuck so she has a Spain in the Ass |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:01:02): | Oh about spain, it's interseting to see. In america the top people all have 100's of videos of them |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:01:36): | in other countries, they have like 4 or 5 people who 80% of their countries videos, the rest did a few then quit |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:01:40): | the USA just loves it porn |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:49:22): | so my boss is Anti-Minimum Wage and Pro-Union lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:09:37): | Shhhh I'm drunk |
| Trill Stein | (18:11:18): | My negro |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:58:43): | So am I don't see me bragging about it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:59:10): | It's like I always say, opiates are the opiates of the masses |
| Trill Stein | (19:59:31): | Fenatyl |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:20:46): | The revolution will come when there's a chicken in every pot, and a vicodin in every medicine cabinet |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:48:28): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:48:33): | So we watching |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:12:52): | What is this? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:32:50): | For real. The fuck is this? |
| Trill Stein | (21:33:10): | No clue lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:00:24): | https://youtu.be/nMGwN8cxF7U |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:01:01): | So MDE wrote a book: "How to Bomb the US Government" |
| Trill Stein | (23:17:53): | I wanted to buy it but I'm afraid it will put me on some kind of watch list |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:28:57): | Check out @samueloakford's Tweet: https://twitter.com/samueloakford/status/807268433238851584?s=09 |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:29:40): | Holy shit. So one of Glenn Beck's foreign correspondents at the Blade is literally sniping at Isis. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:29:48): | Blaze* |
| Trill Stein | (23:30:07): | So tell me, what has Huff Post ever done to fight Isis? |
| Saturday, 10 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:37:33): | Pete how do you not know |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:37:52): | About Robbie rotten |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:38:01): | Best ska song in years |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:38:10): | Does that reporter know shooting at ISIS makes him as bad as ISIS? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:40:47): | Wait what |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:41:09): | A reporter took place in a firefight willingly? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:42:04): | Check out the tweet josh posted |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:42:32): | Also the guy who played Robbie rotten has pretty bad PC and a gofundme raised so much money that he was so thankful he will perform his song |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:42:46): | And yea I saw the tweet but it looked more like target practice |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:43:07): | Like it didn't seem he was in an active battle |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:45:06): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oNVfrxkHj1M |
| Trill Stein | (11:48:04): | So they cloned him huh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:51:38): | Yea. He is all over dank memes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:51:50): | I said I was replacing politics with dank memes |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:04:03): | But dank memes won an election, dank memes are political! |
| Trill Stein | (12:08:09): | I remember lazy town memes from like ten years ago lol |
| Trill Stein | (12:08:33): | Hearing people play the cake song during cs1.6 |
| Trill Stein | (12:08:37): | Or the pirate one |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:22:02): | Yea since he is sick they brought it back. DANK MEMES NEVER DIE. THEY JUSY GO MISSING IN ACTION |
| Trill Stein | (12:23:00): | Can't wait for YTMND's comeback |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:24:47): | The pink hair girl is older then Pete and I |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:38:41): | Exxon Mobil CEO will be Sec of State, pending confirmation |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:02:42): | so whats all this scuddlebutt I hear about the CIA saying Russia hacked the election lol |
| Trill Stein | (16:05:01): | They're like Emmanuel Goldstein from 1984 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:07:41): | Are we at this point now in the works |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:08:00): | Like it's all over. Fuck lett em fly boys |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:08:09): | So CIA brought all legislative leaders and chairs of Senate homeland security and Intel committees and Comey into private classified meeting to brief them about Russian hacking of DNC, podesta, and state election stuff. Obama admin wanted to make it a clear bipartisan effort to combat Putin. Mitch McConnell though didn't want take any action. Now how wife is in Trump cabinet. \n\n |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:08:32): | Problem with all this is that admin, CIA, all the Intel agencies is they're not actually releasing and evidence/proof |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:09:00): | Some world say that doing so would reveal Intel collection techniques or identities of spies |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:09:33): | Trump claims that these are same people that talked about WMDs in Iraq. Until Intel community provides evidence, I'm with Trump on this one |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:10:52): | But there were WMDs in Iraq. Wildly manly dudes. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:12:32): | Actually there were legit WMDs (chemical weapons) that were uncovered by US ground troops. A lot were actually irreparably harmed from them. Like agent orange type shit. Only problem is that the chemical weapons uncovered were discovered at factories that were built and sanctioned by the US gov |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:13:53): | http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/10/14/world/middleeast/us-casualties-of-iraq-chemical-weapons.html |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:14:24): | I don't trust the LAME stream Media |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:14:32): | What does Steve think of all this |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:16:01): | Also I matched with a red headed Krav Maga instructor on tinder. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:16:24): | I need to know who would win during sex. My skills in fighting or her. |
| Trill Stein | (16:21:02): | Sounds like you are going to beat this woman up |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:23:29): | She could beat me up pete |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:23:40): | That's they whole point of the fight. See who wins |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:24:37): | I'm for equality pete. So sorry for being progressive and thinking it's okay to people's elbow a bitch from the top rope |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:25:11): | What next pete you gunna be made for woman voting or for countering the DDT |
| Trill Stein | (16:26:35): | Women desire the people's elbow |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:52:10): | Go home PETA |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:57:56): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:23:25): | So what are we doing for Taylor Swifts Birthday? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:31:31): | Swastika tattoos? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:32:14): | side note: gained a shit ton of respect for Tucker Carlson after this... |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:32:15): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDtvYHOY_Uc |
| Trill Stein | (18:32:51): | None |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:33:32): | Shadow of Dave's mic looks like a BBC |
| Trill Stein | (18:39:10): | Yea black guys have them on their chests |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:32:25): | It just goes up to their chest is all |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:32:31): | also normally I hate tucker carlson but that was good |
| Sunday, 11 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (00:16:02): | I guess I can stop lifting and training. All I have to do is watch the eyes. I feel this is Gary shit |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:33:22): | I don't know what those professionals are bitching about its not hard |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:01:32): | Why does Conor McGreggor even try. I just think it and it happens |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:33:02): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:33:33): | Red is jews, Green are gay, Blue are Non-White. We're under Jew-trol. \xa0Found this autistic art piece on /r/conspiracy lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:42:14): | TIL that NBC Universal and Time Warner are both gay Jews |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:44:05): | What's the parameter here? Do you simply have to have one gay Jew at your employ for the entirety of your org to be considered a gay Jew? Or is it >50%? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:44:23): | Ah, well if you look at the bottom, a * means married to a Jew and that counts, an ! means suspected jew |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:45:37): | Man. I guess I gotta become a gay if I really wanna control the minds of the masses. All so clear now. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:46:51): | also, regarding russian hacking, John Podesta lost his cellphone with access to the emails back when. His password was "p@ssw0rd" it was revealed. \xa0It turned out he didn't change it after losing the phone and having that information come out either, 4chan was able to get into his twitter using it lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:46:52): | https://pics.onsizzle.com/rt-america-rt-america-america-breaking-john-podestas-twitter-account-4774095.png |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:47:39): | Fucknut |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:48:37): | Oblivious it took Russia's best and brightest to get into John Podesta's shit when a 14 year old edge lord on 4chan was able to do it lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:49:55): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:09:46): | also I rewatched the Jerk last night and completely forgot about this line lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:09:47): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TobEiGVwoI8 |
| Trill Stein | (14:31:44): | https://youtu.be/BAXwt9vUny4 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:45:02): | What did he get on CNN |
| Trill Stein | (14:48:34): | It's not actually CNN lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (14:50:01): | O man. If that made their airwaves they'd have to shut down the network |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:50:57): | I didn't have the volume on |
| Trill Stein | (14:51:14): | Oh you need the volume for this |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:12:02): | That took a turn after I put the volume on |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:12:24): | So it was shit posting clock boy |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:19:08): | Clock boy did just take apart a clock and put it in a brief case. Do I think he planned this. No. do I think the was one of the kids who lie about shit to seem cool. Yes. |
| Trill Stein | (15:51:35): | Cool clock, Ahmed . Wanna smoke a fat L |
| Trill Stein | (17:02:34): | Are you guys around for New Years |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:02:44): | I am |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:02:54): | Yup |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:03:20): | I am not |
| Trill Stein | (17:04:20): | You homo |
| Trill Stein | (17:05:24): | Jk we are all homos, homosexual sapiens |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:05:41): | G A Y N E R D A L E R T |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:09:09): | Actually Pete, were Homo Sapiens Sapiens. You're joke would've been funnier had you the correct binomial nomenclature |
| Trill Stein | (17:09:48): | That was just me coming out to you guys |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:12:08): | You gay sapien |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:13:05): | Stay outta this Brian. He may be gay, but at least he ain't no nerd |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:18:44): | I'd Rather be gay then a Math major. At least gay guys have sex |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:26:04): | Fine but 69ing and 68ing now only belongs to math majors. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:27:10): | And 70ing? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:27:31): | you give her one and she owes you? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:27:51): | Not how that works |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:27:54): | But okay |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:28:09): | 68 is gender neutral |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:28:21): | What do we day gents? We have a deal with this gay nerd? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:23:59): | SNL really went hard in Pizza Gate as fake news. In weekend update. Fake news |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:24:47): | So did Stephen Colbert, he says at the beginning "please don't get your news from me" and then "here's all this fake news you shouldn't listen to" lol |
| Trill Stein | (20:25:13): | It's so fake and dumb and ridiculous that we will discredit it on every mainstream news source \U0001f609 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:26:16): | I can't handle most of reddit's news subs anymore especially /r/politics or /r/news |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:28:07): | Replace it with Dank Memes |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (20:35:56): | I was shocked when 4chan was mentioned on SNL |
| Trill Stein | (20:37:02): | Does that mean that the average person who watches SNL is aware of 4chan? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:41:35): | Micheal Che mad a joke about trump and the CIA. All they do is shit in trump. But this happens. \n\n"Trump said these are the same people who said Sadam had WMEs. And trump. Well damn that's a good come back" |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (20:49:04): | I'd say <1% of Americans know what 4chan is |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:56:05): | got a link to michael che saying "damn that's a good come back?" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:56:22): | Look up this weeks weekend update |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:05:23): | Anyone think the gamer tag Hillary Puff is taken ? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:09:14): | Get it |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:09:18): | See what you're going for, but doesn't quite have the ring to it that it should |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:10:16): | What about Niggely Puff |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:10:34): | Or F@GG0t |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:10:50): | See that has more of a ring to it. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:12:06): | I like how they report on the Pope denouncing fake news, but the week before when the Pope was praising communists, no one gave a shit about the pope lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:12:45): | As a catholic. I can say this |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:12:54): | The Pope talks to God. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:13:04): | He can't really say check your sources |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:14:35): | The Pope is really trying to get young people back into the church. \n\nPope. What do young people like?\n\nCommies and Cable News. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:15:26): | Yes, the Commie News Network or CNN |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:46:15): | A commie news network would just be depressing at the moment lol |
| Trill Stein | (22:15:07): | Clinton news network I thought ;) |
| Monday, 12 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:15:53): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:18:45): | Jesus Ross Zeller looks like he is 45 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:20:46): | He looked 30 in high school lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:00:15): | None |
| Trill Stein | (10:11:17): | He wasn't spider man, he was man spider |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:11:44): | First Trump blamed Russian hacking on "Some 400 pound guy in a basement". Now he says it could be "Some guy at his home in New Jersey". |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:11:46): | Why not both? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:11:55): | None |
| Trill Stein | (10:12:03): | And I'd rather look young than old I think, the other day I was Christmas shopping and the girl working there asked me what high school I go to lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:16:49): | Yea when I'm shaved I often get carded lol. It's ok when we're older people will be like wow are you 25? and I'll say no, I'm 73 now get off my space lawn! |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:04:27): | I hate when I get asked that |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:05:14): | Hey what do you go to JP. \n\nNo I'm 25. I'm just picking up my girlfriend |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:46:50): | None |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:55:10): | That Carcetti? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:55:41): | Little Finger, that you dawg? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:58:18): | in the back right for some reason lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:58:22): | putin, aka hackerman |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:58:39): | with the ability to hack any password that is a variation of the word "password" |
| Trill Stein | (12:12:05): | My dad always used to use password as his password for stuff lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:29:14): | Pete, what's your dad's email address? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:29:24): | And date of birth? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:29:38): | And name of first pet ? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:29:56): | And name of his favorite Son |
| Trill Stein | (12:33:32): | I think his mothers maiden name is password |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:02:03): | I have a great story for you guys today about my boss |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:05:12): | Right now all my coworkers are texting me to come back to help with a report due tomorrow, I left cause I had class and my boss only just started relooking at the report around 4:30 after I added in all the stuff he wanted in it. What was he doing earlier today? \xa0Great question, I'll tell you. \xa0The first hour or so after he came in (around 10:30 am to 11:30), he was giving my coworkers Lynn and Priscilla an organization lecture, about how he wants them to keep multiple work journal to record what they do, how he want's Priscilla to have a different section for each different kind of case to record what she learned about that kind of case etc. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:06:40): | Then he was reading his own book that was just published and marking it up with different color highlighters and called me and Prisicilla in to show his ingenious idea of using different color highlighters to represent different types of things, yellow for definitions, green for formulas, orange for something insightful etc. He had Lynn running around for half an hour to find more different color highlighters for him. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:06:55): | So this guy is reading his own book that HE wrote and he's thinking "wow that's a great point I made, I should highlight that" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:10:32): | That takes us to around 1, and between 1 and 2 I have no idea what he did. At 2, he sent me a file to incorporate into our report. At 4 he tells me a few new calculations to do, 4:30 asks for a copy of the report to read, 5 o'clock he's bitching that I'm gone and he doesn't know where shit is or something I don't know what the fuck he can be complaining about since the file is more organized than usual given he bitched about it before. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:14:46): | I hope you're not going back in to work |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:14:52): | Church and state |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:15:14): | Got my last programming class tonight so I can't anyways |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:15:23): | but they want me to come in tomororw and take wednesday off |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:15:48): | and I have homework due tomorrow I was planning on doing during the day + I scheduled a session with a c++ tutor to help me. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:22:46): | Your boss a dumbass. School it is |
| Trill Stein | (18:23:40): | Just tell them you are a student, it's finals week etc |
| Trill Stein | (18:24:02): | Not that they'll be understanding |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:24:18): | "Come in tomorrow and take wednesday off. We need you for this report." |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:24:57): | I'm the least fucking qualified person working on this report, there's supposed another expert working on it as well who never sent us anything but was supposed to, he used to be the third partner at this company. No wonder he got out |
| Trill Stein | (18:27:54): | This company is a fuckin joke |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:28:15): | What's he gonna do if you don't, fire you? 1) sounds like they can't afford to fire you and 2) you were gonna quit soon anyway |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:28:24): | I'm about to quit tonight |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:28:29): | Lol |
| Trill Stein | (18:33:29): | Quick half baked style |
| Trill Stein | (18:33:37): | *Quit |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:33:46): | I'm about ot |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:33:54): | I'd love to tell em all to fuck off |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:34:01): | well just joe really |
| Trill Stein | (18:34:13): | Still better than Kumon |
| Trill Stein | (18:34:22): | At least they don't watch you in the bathroom |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:34:29): | I'd rather that at this point tbh |
| Trill Stein | (18:34:37): | Damn |
| Trill Stein | (18:34:57): | It fails the Kumon test |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:35:45): | I know, I never thought any job I had would |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:08:50): | Just got caught up. You quit |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:08:59): | Tell em to suck it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:15:40): | Wednesday I will be telling them to suck it in the most polite way possible that still allows me to get a recommendation letter from them |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:18:31): | just told em i'm not coming in tomorrow |
| Trill Stein | (20:18:43): | Nice |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:19:12): | i said tomorrow, call me john cenca |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:19:16): | cause you can't see me |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:19:24): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:19:32): | Just send that in an email |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:19:52): | i'll just make that the entirety of my resignation letter |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:20:16): | Photo shop your head on Lynch's body |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:34:29): | i can't wait for the reaction to my two weeks |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:34:38): | we just went over all the projects i have on my plate today |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:34:51): | including joes pet projects |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (20:36:15): | Can you put a number on how much of the firm's work that you alone do? Like do you do 40% of the work? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:40:02): | Here's the cycle typically |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:44:34): | Case comes in. Documents come in. I tell joe what we got, he tells me what to email the lawyer requesting. We get more documents. I analyze them in excel in a meaningful manner. Joe sometimes tells me some old report to model this one after so I have a template to fill in (this occasionally is helpful and occasionally more unhelpful). I draft the report. Joe reads, makes a few suggestions for me to add, or some other thing to analyze and include. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:44:35): | Then typically last few days before the report is due, he'll read my report call it shit because it doesn't cite IRS codes and that 'scares the shit out of them' (joe loves to tell others how knowledgeable he is, i swear to god the number of times i've heard him tell lawyers/clients "i just finished my second book on forensic account" and chuckle, like that makes him the ultimate authority and to question him is futile). Mind you, he also bitches about how jduges don't seem to give a fuck about IRS codes or tax implications so I don't know why he keeps insisting on them. Then he'll make his changes, say "see how I made it better" (not kidding he says this a lot even if he just changes a few words in my paragraphs). Then after his changes, everyone in the office proofreads it, Tim checks my numbers, and then we send it out, with joes signature on it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:45:56): | and then when lawyers have questions about the math of certain sections, joe will have me write them an email explaining it because sometimes he doesn't get it either |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:46:34): | oh that reminds me, today he was telling do this graphing with whole lotta math jargon, that separately the words made sense, but together was complete nonsense |
| Trill Stein | (20:51:57): | Lol you need to leave |
| Trill Stein | (20:52:10): | I can hear your mental health deteriorating as you wrote that |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:52:53): | I finally graphed what I thought he wanted and he was confused by it lol |
| Trill Stein | (20:53:04): | No job is worth that much stress. You're 25, live in a major job market, college educated, you'll find other work |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:53:40): | yea I could also just become a pan handler, seems like less stress |
| Trill Stein | (20:54:18): | I hear you don't even need to chop off your legs these days, just tuck me in |
| Trill Stein | (20:54:23): | Them in |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:54:23): | i will never forget the image of this man highlighting his own book and bragging about his system of using highlighters where different colors mean different things. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:54:35): | like as a new idea |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:54:48): | he called me into the office to tell me this idea, use different color highlighters to mean different things |
| Trill Stein | (20:54:59): | Red means I'm angry! |
| Trill Stein | (20:55:09): | Green means money |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:55:10): | i had to feign enthusiasm "wow that's a great idea I never do that!" |
| Trill Stein | (20:55:20): | Yellow is tax code violations |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:55:34): | well see when you highlight your own book |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:55:46): | it all ends up getting highlighted |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:58:53): | Pete. Is Brian a Synth? |
| Trill Stein | (21:05:31): | Oh yea no doubt in my mind |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:05:44): | whats a synth |
| Trill Stein | (21:05:57): | Thats a synth thing to ask |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:07:12): | Guess I'm a synth, too |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:07:31): | That seems like an un-synth thing to say |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:08:36): | FOR ELDER MAXIUS |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:09:25): | YA MIGHT BE A SYNTH IF |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:09:38): | I call this my Synth-neck comedy routine |
| Trill Stein | (21:10:51): | Fuck those railroad SJWs |
| Trill Stein | (21:11:01): | This is all shit from fallout 4 btw |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:11:46): | oh im an android? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:11:50): | that does not compute |
| Trill Stein | (21:12:08): | They're androids that replace regular people, incognito |
| Trill Stein | (21:12:19): | There's no way of telling if you're a synth |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:12:22): | ohhhh |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:12:24): | good |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:12:25): | no way to tel |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:12:27): | tell |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:12:36): | the fact my dick is a usb drive is just a birth defect |
| Trill Stein | (21:12:39): | If you like math and drink robot fuel it's a good sign tho |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:12:51): | i do like robofuel |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:12:53): | its what synths crave |
| Trill Stein | (21:50:54): | Btw I'm getting a nice camera so we should film stuff |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:53:18): | I got the closet to film it from |
| Tuesday, 13 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:55:15): | I got the reckless lifestyle to be filmed |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:55:38): | And the creative direction to direct |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:55:43): | I'm a triple threat |
| Trill Stein | (08:01:51): | But what's the third part |
| Trill Stein | (08:02:52): | http://www.theonion.com/article/high-school-bully-worried-victims-will-realize-he--52159?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:30:05): | I'm one year older and on year closer to death |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:30:19): | Whoo! |
| Trill Stein | (08:40:19): | http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QFkv9Ud1mbE/S15QuHUhoOI/AAAAAAAAH88/wUIxGNqAYVo/s320/happy-bird-day_small.gif |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (08:40:22): | Congrats kid. Ya made it round the sun once more. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:48:03): | Let me give you youngions some advice |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:48:11): | All life's a stage, smoke weed till you die |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:48:59): | Also don't trust whitey |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:51:50): | Happy Birthday |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:53:21): | I got three cigars free from a vendor |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:53:24): | so one for me |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:53:28): | one for Pete |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:53:41): | and Josh and Brian can wait for the governement to supply them |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:53:56): | then one for me again |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:54:08): | Nah for real though i got three nice cigars |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:54:13): | so we shjould smoke them |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:54:19): | you guys can have em |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (08:55:39): | Thanks but I'm good. Keep it for yourself Marc. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:57:08): | I'm down I haven't smoked a cigar in a while |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:00:17): | well now we got our 3 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:00:51): | Also Pete, the third threat is being threatening |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:05:19): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:21:19): | I think I found a photo that can bring together the left and the right and unite the people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:22:20): | None |
| Trill Stein | (09:22:22): | Does the picture say RT for a chance to win an iPad |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:22:45): | It's got everything we want |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:22:49): | Lesbians |
| Trill Stein | (09:22:52): | Damn I wish I was a hot lesbian |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:22:52): | Soldiers. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:22:56): | MURICA |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:22:59): | Oh great liberal feminism in the MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX WHAT IS THIS PROPAGANDA |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:23:18): | Yea hot lesions have it made |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:23:23): | Lesbians* lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:23:31): | Hot lesions should get checked by a doctor |
| Trill Stein | (09:28:11): | Dr Sperlazzo |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:47:23): | Id be they hot lesbian soldier doctor |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:47:41): | My flag would be at full mast if you know what im saying |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:27:44): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:38:02): | What would you do if your son was at home crying alone on the bedroom floor cause he is hungry and they only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit on money? |
| Trill Stein | (11:55:01): | Is his daddy gone somewhere smokin rock now, in and out of lockdown? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:55:43): | And you aint got a job now |
| Trill Stein | (12:02:44): | I'm eating yogurt at work with a knife because I'm too lazy to go to the cafeteria to get a plastic spoon |
| Trill Stein | (12:03:07): | If my boss sees this I'm fucked |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:03:32): | Yea right, you're going to see him start eating yogurt with a knife because it's what millenials do |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:03:55): | What if it were gogurt. Then you'd be the cool guy in the office |
| Trill Stein | (12:08:24): | Good point |
| Trill Stein | (12:08:42): | This gorilla dick daddy really wants some yogurt but there's no time to use a utensil! |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:03:08): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-7ZYLo6iPY |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:57:48): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:15:44): | so I'm basically hitting a restart button on the last 2 years of my life lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:16:23): | dropping this job, dropping out of my grad program and pursuing what I always really wanted, computer science |
| Trill Stein | (14:20:03): | My nigga |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:20:34): | Feels really good |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:20:59): | 2016 may have sucked by 26 doesn't have to lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:14:16): | Tell Haley they too. So you are only dating for like 1 year and she won't nag for a ring |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:14:41): | I see behind you plan Brian. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:16:18): | Also 2016 was awesome. We got great hits as. Street Nips. A $10,000 snake. Dank Memes. Lori doing crossfit. |
| Trill Stein | (15:16:26): | Oh shit I didn't know about reset years |
| Trill Stein | (15:16:39): | Now I have to get married? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:17:18): | Pete. You can say it's 2017 and the barbaric marriage culture is oppressing you. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:17:33): | Then cash out |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (15:18:43): | It's just a Patriarchial artifact from a time when women were bought and sold as possessions to own, not people to love. If it was about love why does so much money have to be involved? \xa0Tell jessie that she'll love it lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:20:28): | Then dye your hair green |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:21:18): | Remember guys. It's a cuck or be cucked world out there |
| Trill Stein | (15:23:43): | Time to get cucked :( |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:41:28): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:41:33): | Nancy Reagan has seen some fucking shit |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:45:00): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DXo5haNd9M |
| Trill Stein | (19:47:47): | Felix's company is hiring a part time content writer, I was tempted to apply for it lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (20:43:02): | Dank Stop? Would you be a product tester? |
| Trill Stein | (21:34:58): | I guess just write about dank stuff |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:45:33): | This dank was the dankest dank I ever danked. Dank/10 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:45:58): | So in 2017 can we all agree one something |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:46:27): | We need to stop treating woman like 2nd class citizens. They aren't. Citizens are people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:46:30): | Woman are not |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:59:31): | I'm glad somebody said it |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:00:14): | What about the gender non conforming turtle person? |
| Wednesday, 14 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (06:12:43): | They are people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:10:36): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:19:13): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:09:58): | just because it hasn't been said in a while |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:10:00): | fucking LIBERALS |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:14:43): | Don't be too harsh on the liberals, Brian. They know not the meaning of their labels. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:15:35): | Surely they would embrace their cuckhood if only they knew what it meant. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:20:09): | Remember, only 6 senators read the intelligence report on WMD's before voting on the war on Iraq #WokeFactOfTheDay |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:22:15): | #BringBackTheDraft |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:12:46): | Liberals Think Conservatives are retarded, Conservatives think liberals are retarded, they are both right |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:26:00): | yea we're above all of them |
| Trill Stein | (14:36:02): | Only I have true political insight |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:46:47): | True you're a socdem |
| Trill Stein | (14:53:03): | You cant characterize my political views with just a label |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:53:23): | What about Sander-ista |
| Trill Stein | (15:06:00): | If I had to characterize the complex ideologies that make up my nuanced worldview, I'd have to say democrat |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (15:06:38): | ugh |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (15:06:41): | you fucking liberal scum |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:12:44): | If I had to characterize the complex ideologies that make up my nuanced worldview, I'd have to say Sexy |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (15:24:46): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (15:24:52): | Chapelle at it again! |
| Trill Stein | (15:32:16): | This kid is on to something here |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:35:07): | what if a white kid did that report, and said nonwhite people are a plague on the planet. He would fail and the\xa0teacher would write on his\xa0paper "Yea we all knew that, the assignment\xa0was to argue something, you stated facts, POWER" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:36:41): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (15:37:59): | eh the kid is right though. WHITE AIN'T RIGHT (black) POWERRR |
| Trill Stein | (15:41:19): | Racism = privilege + power |
| Trill Stein | (15:41:31): | Ergo blacks cannot be racist |
| Trill Stein | (15:41:37): | Ergo white is not right |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:42:44): | ARGO was a move made by white people that won best picture, Ben Affleck has 2 oscars |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:42:48): | if you white |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:42:51): | you ben affleck |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:42:55): | so white is right |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:43:10): | take that BLM |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:43:51): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (15:45:55): | whats that from lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:52:26): | Role Models |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (15:52:48): | oh right lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:07:18): | I only got 2 words for you |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:07:20): | FUCK |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:07:21): | WHITEY |
| Trill Stein | (17:30:51): | Gilbert arenas instagram is a treasure, he is documenting his baby mamas fight for child support and talking about how he is std free so he is giving out dick |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:32:51): | he is No Chill Gil |
| Trill Stein | (17:33:51): | He truly is |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:48:34): | Boner soup |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:51:55): | I concur |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:04:25): | Damn I'm smooth |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:04:36): | Also this girl super hot |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:30:36): | How hot is she |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:30:39): | on a scale from 0 to 1 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:10:43): | 2 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:25:36): | oh wowwwwwwwwwwwwww |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:27:35): | I'd fuck her and then call her the next day |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:27:39): | That's how hot |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:52:02): | America in one picture |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:56:23): | Justin T-Money |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:56:39): | The year quoting prime minister |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:57:26): | "It's 2015 \ufffd" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:57:47): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:58:04): | There's a better one |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:59:11): | Nigel Farage is like the stereotype of rude British man |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:30:02): | http://m.imgur.com/3tdkOzf |
| Thursday, 15 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:17:08): | https://i.reddituploads.com/794bc0bb4b214e68bdecfcb73e5b664b?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=419716d7ebdc120f345da1fb3f04c5bd |
| Trill Stein | (09:38:18): | That is my savior |
| Trill Stein | (09:38:47): | How is Jesus supposed to save us from original sin if it looks like he can't even put up 250lbs |
| Trill Stein | (10:55:44): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg&feature=youtu.be |
| Trill Stein | (10:55:51): | Society was a mistake |
| Trill Stein | (10:56:00): | This is the last straw, I'm living in the woods |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:06:05): | Its all the bullshit of a real relationship, but you can pull the plug on her at any time |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:12:18): | I wish it was this easy turn my wife on! |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:15:48): | They didn't show the part where the robot nags about taking out the garbage for 3 hours while the game is on |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:27:34): | Can i beat her? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:32:23): | None |
| Trill Stein | (13:33:00): | That sums it up |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:35:24): | What happens when the God emperor of conspiracy nuts literally sits atop the pyramid of the illuminati |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:35:56): | Then we reach singularity |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:36:07): | and we become one with the trump\\ |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:37:54): | Trump's election proves one of two things. 1) The illuminati doesn't exist or 2) the illuminati "allowed" Trump to win so that they can in turn place harsh restrictions on exactly who can run for president, on essence limiting the pool of candidates to the Hillarys and Romneys of the world |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:37:55): | https://i.redd.it/g2ndc94yln3y.png |
| Friday, 16 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:19:52): | What |
| Trill Stein | (08:25:40): | I know that story |
| Trill Stein | (08:25:52): | The struggle is real |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:01:40): | You can tell the new Pok\xe9mon had grown neckbeards in mind with all the scantily clad woman |
| Trill Stein | (09:03:22): | It's perfect for me |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:07:56): | Pivot. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:07:58): | Brian |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:08:14): | Keep us updated on your retirement |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:09:29): | Will do |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:09:35): | I wanna know if your boss gets on his knees and begs you to stay. And they he doubles your current salary and ups vacation days and you become the capitalist piggie |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:10:10): | Doubt that lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:10:20): | or he say "who are you?" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:11:57): | I think actually I have to wait to till next week. I want to work as long as possible for the $ before I do the coding bootcamp |
| Trill Stein | (09:12:51): | They wagecucked ya |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:14:00): | You all doing anything later? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:14:08): | your dad |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:14:33): | So that's why he's going into the city, huh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:14:46): | one in the front 2 in the back, gottem locked up like a chinese finger trap |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:17:55): | Man, "dinner with friends" is way more complex than I had originally thought. |
| Trill Stein | (09:40:32): | I'm gonna be in CA from tonight to the 26th |
| Trill Stein | (09:41:03): | Ten days of trump lectures baby woooo |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:41:16): | And legal weed |
| Trill Stein | (09:41:42): | The game done changed |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:42:39): | Did the law take effect yet. I know Mass started like yesterday or something |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:44:27): | Oh shit do it pete. You can legally smoke and there's nothing they can do about it. You can have your own "NOW I'M RELAXED" moment |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:45:07): | OK so there's no shops yet. You can legally be given weed by someone with an Rx |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:45:15): | Right now it's a sharing economy |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:45:23): | No shops till 2018 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:45:27): | "Ya see this fucking blunt in my hand fams? Watch this *puff puff* now I'm *cough cough cough* now I'm relaxed" |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:45:52): | "Now, I'm a little OK with Trump" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:46:19): | Oh lord the reefer madness is overtaking my boooody |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (09:48:06): | O man. Please smoke in your parents house and completely overdo it, as if it were your first time doing pot. Freak your parents the fuck out. And tell them, "but ma, pa, it's legal. How was an innocent Catholic boy like me to know?" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:49:35): | Momma I can hear Satan and he's telling me lies like premarital sex is ok |
| Trill Stein | (10:05:14): | But mommy and daddy, the government said it's ok |
| Trill Stein | (10:05:32): | These jazz cigarettes make me want to bop with some negroes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:11:23): | i found the weirdest prequel to Captian America |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:11:36): | i dont even think Marvel let it go |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:12:02): | its like inbetween him getting big and the war |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:12:25): | http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277371/ |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:13:23): | I think Brian and I watched this movie a good thirty, maybe forty times |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:13:33): | Not even exaggerating |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:18:32): | Yea I can perry much quote the entire thing lol |
| Trill Stein | (12:19:39): | I miss childhood, when if you liked a movie you watched it 40 times |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:25:53): | im gunna\xa0by the DVD |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:25:57): | whos in for a watch |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:43:05): | I might not get a chance to quit at this rate I might get a call tomorrow saying I'm fired I think lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:43:35): | For real? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:43:40): | If I could just get fired I'd be soooo happy. Hello unemplyoemt! |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:43:47): | True |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:44:06): | Why would they fire you though? Not enough work to go around? |
| Trill Stein | (12:44:27): | Did you piss em off |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:45:00): | Lol let me regale you. I was in at 830. Joe left some notes on stuff to find for this case. He knew (or should have) known I was leaving at 12 for my final. Tim knew. It's on the calendar. Priscilla had hers yesterday and it's been talked about in office. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:45:15): | So today joe decides to come in at 1130 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:49:24): | I was going to explain the work I did based on his notes but he was busy with tim so I explained to priscilla to explain to him and I left. Not 10 minutes away I have text and phone calls. "Did you leave me again knowing we have a report we have due you left me with a mess you I paid you to work on this I'm extremely disappointed" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:49:36): | Then tim told me not to come in Monday so I'm fired! |
| Trill Stein | (12:50:55): | Damn doesn't sound good |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:51:18): | I'm ok actually if I never have to think about that place again it'll be too soon lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:51:38): | What's the deal with unemployment? |
| Trill Stein | (12:52:48): | Make sure you are actually fired first |
| Trill Stein | (12:52:58): | You'll have to sign stuff |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:53:05): | So they're mad that you weren't there to explain the work you did because you had finals. Then claimed you didn't do the work? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:54:41): | I explained it all to priscilla to explain to joe. Apparently me not spending 5 minutes to explain to him and having someone else explain it is worse than him coming in 3 hours late lol. Doubt there anyrhing to sign. Nobody else who got let go ever came back to sign shit. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:55:30): | Yea idk what they're claiming. I'm completely fine not being Joe's full time errands boy/part time data analyst. |
| Trill Stein | (12:55:57): | You have to sign shit for legal reasons. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:56:02): | Walt until they actually say you're fired. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:56:07): | Go in Monday. |
| Trill Stein | (12:56:08): | Saying you understand you're terminated, agree etc |
| Trill Stein | (12:56:24): | They have to be explicit about it, it's a very strict thing |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:56:29): | If they tell you to leave on Monday, get shit in writing |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:56:35): | Once again nobody has ever signed anything. Normally they're let go on Saturday and never come in again |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:56:51): | I was told not to go in monday specifically also |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:57:04): | Well, if you want unemployment, get paperwork |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:57:41): | Yea good point I'll ask for that. Joe marc got it without any paper work from PPD somehow lol |
| Trill Stein | (12:57:50): | Were you legally working there? |
| Trill Stein | (12:57:58): | Or was it like a pay in cash thing |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:58:01): | I don't really care to get it and if I keep working as a tutor idk if I'd even qualify tbh |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:58:21): | It was legal, through ADP payroll |
| Trill Stein | (12:59:18): | They probably had the fired people sign stuff and you didn't see it, I can't imagine otherwise if it's a legit business |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:59:40): | Everyone they fired, they call on Saturday and are never seem again lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:59:50): | It's not a legit business in terms of HR procedure |
| Trill Stein | (13:02:53): | That sounds like they're asking for trouble lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:03:04): | SUE THEM |
| Trill Stein | (13:03:04): | Sue them for discriminating against students |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:03:08): | DO IT |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:03:12): | MAKE THAT MONEY |
| Trill Stein | (13:03:21): | If you don't sign you probably could make a case lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:03:27): | OWN THE BUSINESS AND SHIT ON TIM |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:03:40): | LITERALLY SHIT ON HIM |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:03:44): | I'll drop the case for a shitty recommendation letter! |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:04:02): | i am the the hooded kermit meme of the group |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:04:12): | Lol I'm actually so happy to never come in again. I'll just miss my Britta water bottle. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:04:26): | Ill get you a new one |
| Trill Stein | (13:04:37): | Keep it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:05:46): | Right now marc so am i. After all the unnecessary stress they've put on me I find it hilarious that the one time it's reversed the stress onto them they fire me. |
| Trill Stein | (13:06:58): | Make sure you're legit fired tho |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:07:18): | I'll make sure I am, I'll leave a shit on the driveway |
| Trill Stein | (13:09:36): | Now all 4 NGBM have been fired |
| Trill Stein | (13:09:58): | What a time to be a biz boy |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:10:10): | They said not to come in on Monday as they decide what to do. I suspect Tuesday I'll get a call. I'll reply "new job, who dis" |
| Trill Stein | (13:12:10): | What if they give you one more chance though |
| Trill Stein | (13:12:22): | Gotta sabotage it now |
| Trill Stein | (13:12:34): | Pull out your dick |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:12:36): | One more chance to leave an upper decker |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:14:28): | Oh shit I forgot I have a copy of their office key lok |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:19:21): | Fuck my birthday this is what I want to celebrate lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:20:16): | I don't think I realized how much I actually hated it there until today |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:28:59): | You never do |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:29:08): | SO BRIANS GETTING FUCKED UP TONGIHT |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:23:36): | so what we doing |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:24:10): | lets get Brian Fucked up |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:24:27): | Bri Bri? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:26:40): | Call him by his real Name, HEY FAGGOT |
| Trill Stein | (16:28:50): | He loves that |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:32:54): | https://i.reddituploads.com/ae3eb389af324aec8d5b8f7006284c45?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=a2dea664ab249b5d6dce002372697a26 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:20:26): | None |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:21:43): | #12JewBankersInTheSky |
| Saturday, 17 December 2016 |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:41:17): | https://youtu.be/FeFmNkrDioI |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:41:57): | Apparently this woman is a paranoid schizophrenic, but this shit was still funny. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:37:01): | Fallout 4 got weird https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2016-12-17T17:36:50Z/4d55db2f.480x360r90.mp4 |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:39:40): | Some serious glare you got going on on that TV there Marky |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:40:08): | It's the lights from spike |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:40:24): | Where'd you buy the pommel horse? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:41:01): | I made it out of plastic forks and lead paint |
| Trill Stein | (14:32:15): | I need to track down Zack Knight to save me |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (14:40:22): | make sure his dick don't go too far up your itchy rectum or you'll for sure turn into a dirty gay |
| Trill Stein | (14:52:10): | I went to r/altright because I saw people on Reddit complaining about it. Wow, it is worse than I thought |
| Trill Stein | (15:08:17): | It's straight up white supremacist shit, pictures from david duke .com etc |
| Trill Stein | (15:08:29): | Although I do love their Jewish conspiracies |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (15:18:48): | who wouldve thought |
| Trill Stein | (15:19:01): | I honestly did not know it was that bad |
| Trill Stein | (15:19:43): | I thought alt right was just like non religious conservatives who are going "hurr durr I'm not PC, there are only two genders" |
| Trill Stein | (15:20:02): | But there are articles against race mixing and shit on three |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (15:24:00): | this is why people say "alt-right" and "race realist" are just a code words for racist. It's honestly just a great PR campaign they've run. They're just racists through and through |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (15:28:08): | its like when people say neoliberal. Chomsky points out that there is literally nothing new about it. It's just liberalism. Same premise here with the alt-right. They are just "right wing", not alt. |
| Trill Stein | (15:28:33): | I guess just alternative to the religious right ? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (15:31:18): | no clue |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:39:34): | I hate all people equally. Humans are trash |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:39:51): | Let the bees rule |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:20:39): | None |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:26:49): | When the fuck are stupid liberals gonna realize that Hillary was just a terrible candidate. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:27:10): | On February 33rd |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:27:42): | When ever you lose. It's not that you didn't try hard enough. It's because everyone was against you |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:27:55): | Both candidates would have played this card. |
| Trill Stein | (18:57:56): | do people really like hillary that much? |
| Trill Stein | (18:58:03): | you don't see conservatives lamenting Romney lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:58:29): | It was that Hilary had a vagina. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:58:41): | And it "was her time" |
| Trill Stein | (18:59:04): | the "it's her turn" thing is so funny |
| Trill Stein | (18:59:10): | i guess it wasnt her turn the last two elections lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:59:23): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:59:55): | That Asian dude just looks like well I'm not getting laid tonight |
| Trill Stein | (19:02:21): | look at that bluepilled cuck |
| Trill Stein | (19:02:50): | bet he stills holds doors for women and thanks soldiers for their service when he sees them shopping in walmart |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:18:38): | Lol Hillary was such trash |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:19:26): | is* |
| Trill Stein | (19:23:42): | Hillary Stormborn, Queen of the LGBT |
| Trill Stein | (19:24:10): | None |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:27:08): | It's so amusing that they think she's some LGBT warrior. \n\nhttp://www.npr.org/2014/06/12/321313477/hillary-clinton-the-fresh-air-interview |
| Trill Stein | (19:27:23): | who would have thought a woman that spent like 20 years fighting against gay rights is now their greatest champion? |
| Trill Stein | (19:27:35): | really shows how much people can change! |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:10:22): | Odds I can bang a jets cheerleader |
| Trill Stein | (23:15:14): | Do you have a gun |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:15:53): | Does my penis count as a gun |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:16:22): | What ever the answer. Yes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:17:14): | Is that a roll of quarters in you pocket or are you happy to see me ?\n\nNo bitch it's my .44. Streets are dangerous bitch |
| Sunday, 18 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:15:37): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6zpDba2Lo8 |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:16:55): | Brilliant |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:50:49): | that video expliains why hillary lost \ufffd |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:50:52): | too smart for us |
| Trill Stein | (16:52:48): | I wish my childlike mind could comprehend the splendor of Clinton |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:56:56): | You see, in a election you got 3 people, Bernard Sandles who wants us to be in gulags, you got trump who wants to make america white again, and then you got her \ufffd. \xa0So do you want to live under bernie's stalin like rule, trumps white supremacist rule, or do you want to be cool and help the first women break the glass ceiling of the presidency? \xa0I'm with her y'all |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:57:09): | *this is what clintonistas actually believe* |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:04:37): | http://revisionisthistory.com/episodes/01-the-lady-vanishes |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:04:56): | from a Guardian article: \n\nThe episode spans more than a century of \u201cmoral licensing\u201d \u2013 the idea that when a door opens for an outsider, it usually just \u201cgives the status quo justification to close the door again\u201d. It happened in Gillard\u2019s case, says Gladwell, when her election as the first female PM of Australia was followed by an unbelievable and unstoppable display of blatant misogyny. It happened in the case of the Nazis\u2019 love of poet Berthold Auerbach, he explains, \u201cbecause they think they\u2019ve demonstrated their open-mindedness by loving this one Jew, they feel free to act in the most despicable way to other Jews.\u201d And it happened after Barack Obama\u2019s US presidential election, where for many, having elected a black president gave free rein for racism. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:05:20): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-licensing#Political_opinions_and_racial_bias |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:05:34): | think this pretty much sums up 2016 |
| Trill Stein | (17:06:50): | "I'm not racist, I have a black president!" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:07:41): | no joke my mom has said "they have obama what else do they want" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:07:57): | i've heard that at my workplace as well |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:08:01): | well, my OLD workplace \ufffd |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:13:43): | oh also haley illuminated some stuff on the firing. companies of less than 15 people don't have follow a lot of federal regulations that companies over 15 do, ie a lot of HR practices you'd expect at larger companies |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:25:15): | So is it official then? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:26:34): | What happens when they beg you to come back. "We were just kidding bro, lol. Please come back. We need you" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:27:44): | Well we shall see. They told me not to come in tomorrow as they decide on my future". \xa0I've been thinking about what to say if they ask for me back. \xa0Probably "I'll need some time to determine my future" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:29:18): | my mom is very upset about how well I am taking this |
| Trill Stein | (17:40:56): | Lol you should pretend you're upset |
| Trill Stein | (17:41:18): | Let her see you cry a single tear |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:48:15): | she said wait till you get a crabby boss |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:48:27): | i was like i couldn't think of a more crabby boss. my boss legit has mood swings |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:53:44): | Brian. I can honestly say. Most shitty bosses would look at your old one and go. "Wow that guys a dick" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:56:07): | Yea I think she think's I'm being hyperbolic |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:56:15): | but I prefer the sweatshop boss at kumon to him tbh lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:56:23): | at least she was consistent |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:57:12): | Go to a big company. With HR and fat cats. Become a fat cat Brian. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:58:09): | i just want an HR department lol |
| Trill Stein | (18:01:49): | but then you cant talk about porn with your coworkers |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:04:42): | you know he'd ask me how the porn watching is |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:05:11): | his joke about actuaries in his accounting class is calling them 'porn watching actuaries' because all they do is look at numbers, they must watch porn for stimulation |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:05:27): | as though we didn't just look at numbers all day at the accounting office lol |
| Trill Stein | (18:08:53): | hes too busy getting pussy |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:13:34): | if you took him at his word, you might believe that lol |
| Trill Stein | (18:15:25): | have you guys seen the sub /r/DebateAltRight |
| Trill Stein | (18:15:27): | it's insane |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:16:22): | lmao like they can be rationalized out of their white supremacy if only they had the right facts and interpretations |
| Trill Stein | (18:16:27): | http://i.imgur.com/H4qACfW.jpg |
| Trill Stein | (18:16:46): | it is unreal that this is a mainstream belief in 2016, we are truly in the final days |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:18:11): | holy shit that is insane. i knew they denied the holocaust but not to the extent where they made concentration camps look like summer camps |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:18:51): | If racial IQ statistics should be taken at face value, doesn't that make Jews and Asians intellectually superior to Whites? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:18:52): | hey josh your question is #2 of al time |
| Trill Stein | (18:18:55): | the worst part about the holocaust was when they made us act in Cats the Musical |
| Trill Stein | (18:20:33): | The historical enemy of the American people is not the German (in fact, the majority of white Americans are descended from German blood according to some stats (60% iirc)). The historical enemy of the American people are the Jews. Whether or not the majority acknowledge it or not doesn't matter. Hitler was no threat to the Americans and had no intentions to cause a conflict with them. |
| Trill Stein | (18:20:34): | what the fuck |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:21:30): | apparently "JQ" is alt right slang. it means the "Jewish Question", meaning what to do with jews |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:22:17): | man I really wish Marx didn't engage in the colloquial anti-semitism of the time as now he'll probably be associated with this shit lol |
| Trill Stein | (18:22:36): | dont worry the alt right hates marx |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:23:07): | Think of the alt-right as a bit like alt-rock (after all, they share a prefix). |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:23:43): | you guys remember when Alice in Chains sang about how the Jew's got free dentistry at their concentration camps? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:23:54): | The true enemy is fucktardedness |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:24:53): | If you don't support white racial identity, and race realism you aren't alt-right. /r/The_Donald is part of the nu-right, and their rallying cry is "The Democrats are the real racists". |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:25:02): | this sub is fascinating in a horrible way |
| Trill Stein | (18:26:10): | until yesterday i thought the alt right was just donald trump supporters with memes |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:26:14): | oh no |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:26:22): | /r/altright is literally kkk esque propaganda |
| Trill Stein | (18:26:33): | now im wondering why the jews were complaining about the quality of the golf courses at auschuwitz |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:26:38): | people were really pissed when it was the subreddit of the day |
| Trill Stein | (18:27:00): | they need to go back to Voat |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:27:22): | where they can hate fat minorities as much as they want |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:28:27): | they like malik obama on /r/altright, happy he's going "full fash" https://i.imgur.com/y4gXIen.jpg |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:28:40): | they literally are advocating for fascism in no uncertain terms lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:28:44): | good god |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:29:32): | Half naked women get thousands of upvotes, how many for our boys in grey? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:29:38): | http://i.imgur.com/LOkdZUG.jpg |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:29:48): | their second most upvoted post of all time |
| Trill Stein | (18:29:55): | lol |
| Trill Stein | (18:30:14): | is malik obama real |
| Trill Stein | (18:30:18): | or is someone else tweeting for him now |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:30:34): | no idea but he's either mentally fucked up or someone stole his password lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:30:58): | Self fulfilling prophecy, keep calling us Nazis and we will become Nazis. You want a bad guy, you will get a bad guy. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:31:13): | if people kept calling you nazi's maybe you'd think 'am i acting like a nazi |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:31:15): | ' |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:31:21): | not 'well you want a nazi you got a nazi' lol |
| Trill Stein | (18:33:01): | i did nazi that coming |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:33:35): | I'm getting more and more nervous that I'll be attending the inauguration |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:34:03): | I really think there will be violence ther etbh |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:34:25): | So do I |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:35:28): | Especially against protesters. I'm just gonna be there to observe, so hopefully I won't be singled out |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:38:01): | just officially got that "You're fired" text |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:38:05): | nigga |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:38:08): | im freeeeeee |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:38:51): | Did it just say, "you're fired" |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:39:39): | You should tell your boss he's a terrible musician, screen writer, author, etc. Really get under his skin and hit him in the feels. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:40:07): | eh |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:40:12): | ill ask for a recommendation letter first |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:40:13): | then |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:40:13): | sure |
| Trill Stein | (18:40:30): | probably should have gotten that letter before oyu were let go lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:40:58): | Tim tried to call me but i didn't see it. My voice mail is full so he texted me "hey i tried to call but your voicemail is full. we decided to let you go. \xa0we're moving in a different direction blah blah blah" |
| Trill Stein | (18:41:17): | did you say "why dont you want me anymore daddy" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:41:23): | well i think tim will feel bad now. honestly just a neutral letter ill take. \xa0then ill shit on his dreams |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:41:32): | "cmon work daddy I want to be good \ufffd " |
| Trill Stein | (18:41:48): | it's a gamble but maybe he put up a son for adoption in HS or something |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:44:24): | this could not have worked out better |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:44:33): | i know have in writing that I am let go and not for misconduct just because |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:45:01): | Screenshots baby |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:45:05): | Hell yea |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:45:52): | i was looking it up. fucked up you don't get unemployment if you're fired for simple misconduct for 7 weeks or ever for severe unemployment. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:10:08): | looks like ya commie got what he always wanted and can now live off the government as Karl Marx predicted |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:22:57): | I only know one thing, and that's that I want the government to decide everything for me |
| Trill Stein | (19:26:56): | Government, what will I wear today |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:29:51): | Government, tell me what to learn today that you're not planning on immediately outsourcing por favor |
| Trill Stein | (19:30:24): | Just become the guy that does the outsourcing |
| Trill Stein | (19:30:32): | That's my goal |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:32:28): | Oh you want to be the capitalist pig \ufffd |
| Trill Stein | (21:15:51): | Big time |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:31:57): | So just got caught up |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:32:16): | Well we have Nazis again |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:32:25): | Only 2 guys can stop nazis |
| Trill Stein | (21:32:46): | Indiana jones and...? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:32:57): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:33:37): | Wait. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:33:44): | Follow me on this one camera guy |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:33:55): | What if the alt right wants a civil war |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:34:02): | And thousands die |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:34:25): | So EA and Activision can make more video games |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:35:07): | Press F to start race War |
| Trill Stein | (21:47:12): | I'd play that game too |
| Trill Stein | (21:47:16): | That's the worst part |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:48:21): | America is going to the whiteys. Canada and Germany are going to the refugees. Mexico and the drug lords are our last hope. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:50:43): | Can't we go back to hating each other or sports teams and other shit |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:52:32): | It's too far gone for that now. My sports team is the USA Proles and right now the USA Bourgies are favored to win |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:53:17): | The Mexican Illegals are the real up and coming team |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:54:09): | That's just what the USA Bourgies want you to think as they run away with the title |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:54:39): | The top 1% of the table has 90% of the titles |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:56:36): | Fucking Manchester United |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:01:39): | Wait |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:01:57): | Are you saying that the 1% is Man U. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:02:02): | I hate Man U. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:02:16): | so I hate the 1 % |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:02:17): | Looks were on the same side then....comrade |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:03:05): | Dasvidanya Capitalist Swine |
| Trill Stein | (22:36:46): | The only 1% I like is milk |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (23:04:32): | Rogue One was really good. |
| Trill Stein | (23:23:12): | I've heard. Gonna see it this week |
| Monday, 19 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:37:13): | Ducky got out of her cage so now I have to find her. Whomp |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (07:53:08): | You gotta bait her with the good grub |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (07:54:30): | Also marc I'm reading the unemployment stuff. They said they're going to call me, give me an interview over the facts of the case, and possible schedule me to a work meeting thing. Also that I'm not allowed to turn down any job otherwise I'll lose my unemployment. Did they did this for you or do they just say this and not follow through lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:00:35): | They didn't. It's an empty threat |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:01:07): | They will call you |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:01:18): | If you don't fill out your form online |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:02:53): | Ah ok good. I figured they probably wouldn't. Government and taxpayer teat, here I come |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:37:23): | http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/daily-stomer-racist-white-supremacist-troll-montana-whitefish-love-lives-here-jews-target-donald-a7483396.html |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:37:29): | so they're just nazi's now right |
| Trill Stein | (09:47:57): | How'd the lizard get out |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:51:34): | Someone forgot to zip up Hillary's human suit ba dum tish |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:47:42): | She popped open the cage |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:48:15): | Everything online says the way to catch her is wait for her to get hungry and come back for food |
| Trill Stein | (10:48:38): | https://drewmasonfilms.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/clever-girl.png |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:49:45): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:50:02): | That's gunna be me |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:50:33): | Everything says not to worry |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:08:42): | so my ex-boss called my dad to bitch about me lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:09:01): | Your sons a piece of shit Rob |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:09:10): | Hey Steve tries |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:09:19): | I'm talking about Brian Rob |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:09:28): | You sure? He's the good one |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:09:48): | STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:09:53): | now becomes BRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:02): | How petty is your old boss to call your dad |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:30): | HOW DARE HE TAKE A FINAL AND NOT WORK. IM GUNNA GET HIM GROUNDED |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:49): | No Xbox for a week young man |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:10:59): | if my dad mentions it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:11:14): | ill just dig up my old reddit post where I wrote all my bosses sins and idiocy and start reading them to him 1 by 1 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:11:35): | Then pull out a joint and say now I'm relaxed |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:15:32): | I wonder what he even bitched about lol. I knew this would happen though. \xa0If he calls me to ask for help and then starts bitching me out like he did to Joe Marc I'm just going to hang up on him. \xa0He called Joe Marc after firing him, to ask him about certain things in the project he did because he didn't undrestand it. \xa0Mind you, Joe Marc brought up these very issues to Joe, which he dismissed. \xa0So Joe called JM and was like "What is this? \xa0I don't understand this, I paid you money to do this and it doesn't make sense how am I supposed to make a profit here off of yo? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:16:26): | You better not explain shit. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:16:47): | He wants an answer, you say, "pay me, bitch" |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:17:26): | Or tell him to ask the chick you explained everything to |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:20:00): | I'll just respond with anti-capitalist rhetoric. "Maybe your need to make money off of others by paying them less than you charge clients to use them is creating animosity and these feelings of anger should be directed at the system that encourages you to do such, not the worker who is merely a pawn in the game. \xa0Also, its in the quickbooks file dumbass" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:21:21): | or maybe I go the reverse |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:22:15): | "Sorry you couldn't make more money off my work, I should have worked harder so you could have taken home more money while my pay would be the same no matter what." |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:30:27): | I'd just tell him to suck it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:30:52): | Grab your crotch and say I got your profits right here |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:30:54): | yea in all honesty ill probably just sit there, listen, let him rant, then hang up |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:31:11): | Hang up during |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:31:56): | and my mom was pissed at me the past few weeks for having full voicemailb |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:32:21): | but it saved me. because now I have the lay off/firing in text message. looks like laziness can be helpful |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:41:53): | How the fuck is your voicemail full |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:44:03): | O shit. Russian ambassador to Turkey was just shot |
| Trill Stein | (12:06:19): | You should clear out that voicemail lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:21:09): | I just never checked it lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:25:52): | https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/810891983959035904 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:28:25): | Dude looks straight outta a shitty spy movie |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:29:43): | https://twitter.com/xiseyn/status/810895174532562945 |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:29:48): | Here's the video |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:29:58): | Internet is fucking crazy |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:30:14): | It's like watching the start to WWI |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:30:54): | News just came in that the dude died |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:31:55): | Turkey is huge strategically/geopolitically. As is Russia obviously. Wow wow wow |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:34:53): | Marc, gimme some context to Ferdinand. How long after he was assassinated did the war start? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:35:52): | Apparently shooter was a Turkish riot police officer |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:38:09): | It's ok someone on reddit assured me this is in no way similar to ferdinand |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:39:02): | I don't get 99% of people on reddit lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:40:13): | Or the fact it was highly upvoted. It was probably written by some 14 year old edge lord trying to be contrarian by being above the situation lol |
| Trill Stein | (12:42:22): | He's not really wrong tho, it's not the same as 1914 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:42:51): | Of course not to blow over a ambassador assassination when Russia and turkey are supposed to meet tomorrow about syria |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:43:00): | Well, I guess we'll know for sure if WWIII starts |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:43:21): | Idk it was the nonchalant dismissal he had |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:43:32): | Apparently the assassin said it was about Aleppo |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:43:44): | Gary Johnson is very confused by this |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:51:57): | Took 1 month to declare war after the Frans was killed |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:52:27): | Also they tried really hard to kill Frans |
| Trill Stein | (12:52:31): | Ok cool it won't mess up New Years |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:52:45): | like multiple attempots |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:52:57): | but they got lucky and the guy who killed him got lost |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:53:11): | and said fuck it im not going to the plot |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:53:18): | im gunna\xa0get a sandwhich |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:53:36): | gets a sandwhich and the carriage rolls up at the same place looking for directions |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:53:47): | thats how WW1 started |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:54:02): | a dude got lost and wanted a sandwhich |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:55:26): | Oh yea that's one of my favorite history stories |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (12:55:55): | Said it before, but can we just hold scheduled war. Like every 33 years. Make sure every generation gets a chance. It's like the Olympics. Except it's meaningful. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (12:56:08): | Really makes you realize how dumb and random it all is |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (13:00:56): | #21stCenturyColosseum |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:35:50): | I just learned what Joe told my dad and boy howdy |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:38:02): | "So he calls your dad and says I just want to talk to you and keep this between you and me but I have to let your son go because he's not the same person anymore who started with me.He leaves when he wants doesn't say anything blah blah blah then I think your dad says something like "you're firing my son because he had to leave to study for a final?" Cause Joe said next no thats not what I'm letting him go at all. If it was for af inal I understand but its been all week hes leaving early and asking to take time off and I've let him do schol work here and study and stuff abut he's been leaving me everyday now not telling me where we're at with work... |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:40:05): | mind you this is just what I can can recall in my head. It's not word for word. \xa0But he pretty much ratted you out to your dad like a little child. \xa0And then after he hung up tim and joe kept going on and on like oh I don't get it whats going on with him is he depresse is he on drugs. \xa0Like cmon thats so unnecessary. \xa0And of course Joe pulls me in his office like you se this is what Brian did and I needed him to do abc. \xa0This is why I'm mad and yell. \xa0It's not cause Im an asshole. \xa0And I just stayed quiet until Tim said something else. \xa0Its just a whole freaking nightmare and mess. \xa0This is completely ridiculous. \xa0He had no right calling your dad. \xa0I'd be pissed if he called my parents and said shit like that" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:40:42): | I gotta say though, they really hit the nail on the head with "is he depressed is he on drugs" |
| Trill Stein | (13:41:30): | Who would have thought that shitty working conditions are not conducive to happy workers lol |
| Trill Stein | (13:41:45): | Hopefully your dad stood up for you |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:43:02): | Yea. I was wondering what he was talkinga bout with me taking time off when I wanted etc, then it hit me |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:43:17): | when they asked me to come in tuesday and I said no, I have class/homework for the class+tutoring sessions I already booked, etc |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (13:43:23): | I knew standing up for my rights was a mistake! |
| Trill Stein | (13:44:31): | Fuck toy for wanting to have regularly scheduled hours |
| Trill Stein | (13:45:57): | *you |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:00:30): | lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:00:39): | I do find it funny though. I knew this was going to happen if I was fired or quit |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (14:03:50): | Honestly, getting fired felt amazing. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:04:07): | So far I feel the same. I feel like I have that glow pregnant women have |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:04:16): | I'm pregnant myself |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:04:19): | Pregnant with opportunity |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:39:08): | A brian is most udeful when he is unemployed |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:45:04): | So may company has riot games as a client |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:50:41): | http://i.imgur.com/SHLSx45.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:53:54): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:57:30): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:01:23): | marc when you got unemployment did they make you watch a video on how to use jobs4jersey.com lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:01:29): | i feel like im in a high school assembly |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:04:32): | no |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:04:38): | i filled out a questionair |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:04:44): | and they gave me money |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:05:29): | i think they revamped it since i had it since it was so easy to gain teh system |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:05:37): | i was like hey im white give me money |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:05:41): | fucking chris christie |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:05:41): | and they did |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:06:17): | He can choke on a bag of M&Ms he poured into a bigger bag of M&Ms |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:10:35): | Wow this government website read my resume and work history better than any company has though lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:15:21): | so i went on r/altright |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:15:42): | i just want to give a jew a hug and tell him its gunna be allright |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:16:50): | the Donald is just a bunch of guys who don't like the idea of PC culture\xa0and want to be anti establishment. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:16:58): | Altright is a legit hate group |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:17:02): | I'm waiting for you Marc |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:17:22): | wtf so I did the job thing, set up an account, and it took me away from the unemployment filing processes and I can't get back. Fucking Chris Christie I blame him |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:17:23): | open up big boy |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:18:06): | did you make an account |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:18:17): | you sing in with you SS number |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:18:45): | O, I thought you you meant that in a German way |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:18:49): | mine was 867-53-0969 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:10): | tell called me Jenny |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:17): | and said they had my number |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:27): | and no thats SS |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:36): | SS |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:43): | can i not iltaizie in group me |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:46): | damn it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:21:53): | God damn it they actually fucked me lol. So i filled out the thing as best I could. \xa0Get to the part where they make you sign up for Jobs4Jersey. \xa0But apparently that wasn't the end where you hit submit. \xa0So I never got an email confirmation of my claim. \xa0But I cant redo it because I have a current claim being processes. \xa0So I went to check the status of the claim, and it said it can't do that right now, and I need to call them lol. \xa0FUCKING CHRIS CHRISTIE |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:23:13): | and they close at 4:30 so I gotta call tomorrow now lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:23:39): | Noob |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:23:43): | No free money fo you |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:23:55): | I failed you Marx \ufffd |
| Trill Stein | (16:25:21): | No handouts for this millennial! |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:27:02): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:31:35): | is that a hooker? |
| Trill Stein | (16:35:07): | Twenty bucks is twenty bucks |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:35:35): | I could be a hooker? |
| Trill Stein | (16:35:56): | I could be a ditch digger? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:44:15): | https://www.rt.com/news/370827-berlin-christmas-market-truck/ |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:51:37): | WWIII |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (16:51:42): | Sko |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:55:58): | They hate Christman |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:56:33): | Save us Christ-Man! |
| Trill Stein | (16:56:38): | Stay away from the Christmas! |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:57:27): | Muslims terrorists hate us cause we can jack off |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:57:47): | if i couldnt jerk off and saw america\xa0id be mad too |
| Trill Stein | (16:57:49): | They don't know about the double shaft technique |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:58:04): | its not gay if only the penises touch |
| Trill Stein | (16:58:06): | Two hands doing twice the work |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:59:28): | Be 16 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:59:31): | in syria |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:59:39): | cant touch yourself becuase its a sin |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:59:47): | dont know what your wife looks like |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:59:51): | only sand around |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:59:57): | see om tv |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:00:05): | Budty blond selling beer |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:00:08): | you can drink |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:00:25): | ISIS guy says hey you get 72 virgins if you kill alot of people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:00:35): | where do i sign up |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:00:43): | Marc an autist |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:00:44): | Be a muslim in the US |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:00:51): | gets crunk |
| Trill Stein | (17:00:52): | Just what I want to do, crack open 72 hymens |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:00:58): | gets puss on teh reg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:01:09): | doesnt kill anyone |
| Trill Stein | (17:01:11): | Allah doesn't say shit about 72 changes of sheets |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:02:14): | Be German |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:02:25): | alot of people are comming in taking jobs |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:02:37): | cant say shit becasue will be called nazi |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:02:40): | end |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:02:46): | Be American |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:02:50): | Be Awesome |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:02:54): | Fuck Bitches |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:02:57): | Get Money |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:03:01): | Fuck Money |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:03:05): | Get Bitches |
| Trill Stein | (17:05:59): | God bless the USA |
| Trill Stein | (17:06:21): | Go to Germany and open carry in walmart, see what happens |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:07:08): | Be person |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:07:11): | Be born |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:07:18): | Be told I'm nationality X |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:07:31): | Start looking for reasons why other nationalities suck |
| Trill Stein | (17:09:21): | I'm just glad I'm not some croissant eating honhonhon pursed lip oui oui drinker |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:10:07): | Fucking government and borders. WE'RE ALL HUMAN PEOPLE! |
| Trill Stein | (17:10:17): | Yeah OK |
| Trill Stein | (17:10:30): | (((People))) |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:11:21): | You guys remember meeting up with your gfs at the public library to sit together at a cubicle watch YouTube videos gossip and occasionally make out? This is what I'm currently witnessing |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:17:59): | No. I was too cool to go to a library. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:18:12): | Also this |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:21:48): | In Africa they call pizza white man fuel |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:22:06): | To destroy the white man we must destroy his pizza |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:29:29): | It's official boys |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:30:18): | Who wants one |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:31:56): | Nevermind we are all getting these |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:49:44): | I would honestly wear that lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:49:47): | That's amazing |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:50:29): | Needs more illuminati |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:55:08): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:55:17): | We need these for the bachelor party |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:56:00): | Wait. Idea |
| Trill Stein | (20:02:40): | Did you make this lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:04:35): | No we can buy it on Amazon |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:04:49): | What if we do it July 4th weekend |
| Trill Stein | (20:05:17): | I'll ask my brother |
| Trill Stein | (20:06:36): | He says he was thinking around my birthday or June, think he has a run that weekend |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:06:49): | http://brobible.com/gear/article/president-tank-tops/ |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:07:01): | I have a wedding that weekend |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:07:06): | 6/27 |
| Trill Stein | (20:07:12): | Ok |
| Trill Stein | (20:07:46): | June works then |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:08:40): | Everyone needs one of those tanks |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (20:35:17): | Anyone download new Mario app? |
| Trill Stein | (20:35:31): | Yea it's disappointing |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (20:35:49): | Bummer |
| Trill Stein | (20:35:54): | You only get 3 levels and there's not much to do, then you have to pay $10 for the rest |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (20:36:17): | O. Well I have $20 from Google surveys |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (20:36:29): | Might be worth it then |
| Trill Stein | (20:36:37): | Might as well blow it then |
| Trill Stein | (20:36:52): | Feels very good quality for a phone game, good for a pooping session |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (20:37:25): | Why do you think I ask. Guess what I'm doing right now |
| Trill Stein | (21:54:45): | None |
| Trill Stein | (21:56:19): | Did the lizard come home yet @Up Tighty Whities |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:56:51): | Not yet. But she will come out when she is hungry. She is most active at night |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:09:18): | So what you're saying is, the lizard Queen was supposed be sleeping when this happened. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:20:42): | Yes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:17:56): | I set up an camera around to thfood to find her |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:18:02): | I'm going with science |
| Trill Stein | (23:25:42): | Ain't that just like a woman, to accept free food and care from you, and then as soon as you go to work she escapes her cage |
| Tuesday, 20 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (07:39:57): | I'm pretty sure the path announcer is Glados from portal |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:47:48): | I'm a kid starting to use only memes to flirt with tinder girls |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:06:25): | I'm proud of you |
| Trill Stein | (10:06:44): | Women will love it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:07:27): | Thanks Dad |
| Trill Stein | (10:08:24): | I want to be the one to tell your future kids why their dads nickname was "Ol Condomless Back Alley Marc" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:11:51): | None |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:13:38): | It's come time we talk about the birds and the bees |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:14:34): | See son, birds are feathered dinosaurs that fly. Bees were created by a famous Jew, Jerry Seinfeld. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:15:34): | Bees are Thicc |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:15:42): | And your mom used to succ |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:49:36): | man I missed a lot |
| Trill Stein | (10:52:30): | Yea keep up nerd |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:36:21): | I need to ask drunk pete some questions about his bachelor party |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:36:30): | When will he be available |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:36:56): | Right now, gotta get through the workday somehow right? |
| Trill Stein | (11:40:07): | Nigga I'm on vacation |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:40:19): | Gotta get through family time somehow! |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:40:24): | Gotta get through life somehow! |
| Trill Stein | (11:40:27): | There you go |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:17:52): | How do I sneak 9/11 into this |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:18:18): | Or at least dirka dirka jihad |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:21:15): | http://i.imgur.com/d90WY9S.jpg |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (15:25:01): | Her profile is mocking a guys profile who said the same in reverse originally lol |
| Trill Stein | (15:26:54): | I feel significantly dumber reading that GOD thing lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:40:21): | yea i know |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:40:25): | my operner to her was |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:40:32): | So i see you like dank memes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:40:35): | she said yes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:40:40): | and i said we are number 1 |
| Trill Stein | (15:44:23): | Sounds like marriage material |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:32:43): | Just read that God thing. Love how the student went into detail to describe things such as Mega Heat lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:33:00): | Crossfit is coming in between lori and our family \ufffd |
| Trill Stein | (16:33:53): | What happened lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:36:31): | I came home and shes complaining about how my parents are complaining it's all she does and leaves her with no time to clean |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:37:13): | My uncle from Virginia is coming up Thursday. My mom told her 'you're gonna skip crossfit that day" and she said "like, WHY would I do that?" |
| Trill Stein | (16:37:28): | Might be time to check their crossfire thetan levels |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:37:30): | "I'll just see if I can get out early! |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:38:06): | Then my mom suggested doing morning classes but that is out of the question apparently lol |
| Trill Stein | (16:38:50): | There is only Crossfit, there is nothing else |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:39:14): | You want to meet up? Let me just check my crossfit schedule first |
| Trill Stein | (16:40:13): | Sorry, crossfit elders say I have to focus on my explosive squats today |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:41:17): | They say my chi is currently not at acceptable CF levels |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:49:05): | I'm going to give my mom this as a christmas card |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (16:49:06): | http://imgur.com/KRnw89q |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:19:25): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB4Nby2Ai-g&index=50&list=FL4EBknaKA790WEJ-DTcJi3w |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:30:02): | https://gfycat.com/UnlinedAdorableElectriceel |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:24:39): | Just realized my boss inadvertantly quoted Homer Simpson lol. "Pfft, seatbelts, they kill more people than they save!" |
| Trill Stein | (20:52:03): | Doctor says I need to eat Chinese food three times a week |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:01:32): | Says my MSG levels are dangerously low |
| Wednesday, 21 December 2016 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (09:52:58): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTqhyHuKVKA |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:02:34): | Poor Steve |
| Trill Stein | (10:04:27): | It was Ouya's turn! |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:05:04): | Hillary's too |
| Trill Stein | (10:05:48): | I bet she loved the Ouya |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:20:29): | "I just love video games and television like the youths!" |
| Trill Stein | (10:21:46): | Hey young people, stop playing ya Ouyas for a minute so you can go vote for LGBT Kween Hilly! |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:24:23): | Just say "OUYA VOTE YASS ON PROP 69 SLAY KWEEN" |
| Trill Stein | (10:24:50): | Man Hillary gets us! |
| Trill Stein | (10:25:06): | Did you try that new Ouya game, spider solitaire? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:36:16): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7tbBxQFZl0 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:39:56): | long but well worth it trust me lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:47:52): | Twas worth it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (14:27:23): | http://m.imgur.com/5B4kRcb?r |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:12:08): | http://imgur.com/idH18yk |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:31:51): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yZERI42eRU&feature=youtu.be |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:34:23): | Yup |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:34:43): | https://i.reddituploads.com/1226131465424c9989e51772bd1f2030?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=54b081fa2db5420c4fa265bdad87429c |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:35:06): | Yup |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:35:40): | Hillary administration wouldn't have stopped it either |
| Trill Stein | (18:37:01): | This \U0001f3ac looks like \U0001f4a9 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:37:43): | Quick, tweet your most important political topic in 3 emojis or less! |
| Trill Stein | (18:38:02): | My goal for 2017 is to use more emojis with my male friends |
| Trill Stein | (18:38:05): | \U0001f44c |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:39:07): | that's a \ufffd\xa0(fuego (that means cool)) idea |
| Trill Stein | (18:39:28): | Wow this is really enriching my conversation! |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:39:33): | i also plan on adding more y's when I say hey |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:39:34): | heyyyyyyyy |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:39:39): | so you know im down to clown |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:39:44): | \U0001f52b\U0001f4b0\U0001f437 |
| Trill Stein | (18:39:47): | Heyyyyyy \U0001f643 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:40:59): | yasssss kweeeeeen |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:41:12): | \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8\U0001f51c\U0001f1e9\U0001f1ea |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:41:14): | \ufffd movie but every time they say\xa0\ufffd\xa0it gets faster |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:41:28): | damn josh |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:41:34): | you could teach a poli sci class with those emoji skills |
| Trill Stein | (18:44:29): | \U0001f31c\u2b50\ufe0f + \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8 = \U0001f473\U0001f4a3 |
| Trill Stein | (18:46:57): | \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8\u2796\U0001f3f3\ufe0f\u200d\U0001f308=\U0001f44d |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:48:18): | Damn |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:48:23): | tweet this at mike pence asap |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:51:59): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:52:22): | is this white lady serious |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:54:38): | \U0001f52f\U0001f443\U0001f4b0 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:55:19): | the globalist jews pray for our shekels? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:56:42): | Man, when I got to Israel and they needed to convert my dollars to shekels, I thought they we joking |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:57:00): | And it was supposed to read "Jews smell money" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:57:15): | oh that's a nose, looked like hands together praying lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:57:37): | \U0001f64f |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:57:38): | \U0001f44f |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:57:47): | Emoji got you covered |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:58:47): | \U0001f44f |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:59:24): | \U0001f44f YOU'RE \U0001f44f NOT\xa0\U0001f44f A\xa0\U0001f44f REAL\xa0\U0001f44f AMERICAN\xa0\U0001f44f UNLESS\xa0\U0001f44f YOU\xa0\U0001f44f CAN\xa0\U0001f44f EAT\U0001f44f A\xa0\U0001f44f FULL\xa0\U0001f44f 12\xa0\U0001f44f PIECE\xa0\U0001f44f KFC\xa0\U0001f44f BUCKET\xa0\U0001f44f |
| Trill Stein | (19:00:21): | \U0001f1e6\U0001f1f7\u2721\ufe0f\U0001f47a |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:00:39): | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Alton_Harris?wprov=sfla1 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:02:12): | Harris' execution is specifically remembered for his peculiar choice of final words (recorded by Warden Daniel Vasquez): "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the grim reaper,"[12] a misquotation of a line from the 1991 film Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. The misquoted line ("You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.") was itself an adaptation of the traditional German Totentanz (danse macabre) illustration caption "Wer war der Thor, wer der Weise[r], wer der Bettler oder Kaiser? Ob arm, ob reich, im Tode gleich." ("Who was the fool, who the wise man, who the beggar or the Emperor? Whether rich or poor, [all are] equal in death.").[13] Harris' execution was the subject of a 1995 Dutch documentary film, Procedure 769, witness to an execution. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:02:26): | Yup |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:02:32): | Real American |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:03:08): | And ate 21 piece bucket |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:03:14): | When I'm inevitably on death row, about to be executed, and am asked for my last words, I want to quote something shitty |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:03:30): | "I can't help you out of this one Jim" |
| Trill Stein | (19:04:31): | I resign as president of the bank |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:07:21): | I hacked government and corporate secrets |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:09:33): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pkLvfFZnPk |
| Trill Stein | (19:27:42): | Amazing scene |
| Thursday, 22 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:41:02): | My CEO sent a company wide email to follow him on tiwtter |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:48:11): | What's his twitter |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:48:24): | I'm going to make a account and pretend I'm an employee to trash talk him |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:48:36): | Then he'll try to find me in their system and waste some time lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:50:07): | @SuckMyPresidentialCOC |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (08:59:47): | I can't find him hey waaaait a second |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:48:09): | https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5jdljs/based_putin_isis_will_regret_what_they_have/ |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:48:16): | DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (15:52:00): | This real? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:52:58): | jury still out |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (15:55:27): | Looks like people are struggling for a source then again he met turkey without the USA. Who knows |
| Trill Stein | (16:40:26): | My boy |
| Trill Stein | (16:52:13): | can we just wipe syria off the map so we can hear about other shit in the news for once, like what chloe kardashian is up to |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:00:26): | My uncle jack Han solo |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:00:50): | He said at his house in Vermont he opened up his door to go outside and there was a black bear right there taller than he was looking down |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:01:03): | I thought he was going to say he just shut and locked the door |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:01:16): | He said he grabbed a .22 he has hanging next to the door and shot it in the shoulder |
| Trill Stein | (17:01:20): | instead he froze it in carbonite |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:01:31): | His only regret was not having a larger caliber he said |
| Trill Stein | (17:01:41): | did that kill the bear |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:01:52): | Nah but he sure ain't like it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:06:40): | I've killed a bear with my hands. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:06:45): | Struggled allot |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:06:49): | But he doed |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:07:02): | I though gays were supposed to be easy to kill |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:07:13): | I'm killing a twink next |
| Trill Stein | (17:09:09): | bravo |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:10:22): | Thanks. I wanted a twist at the end |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:20:07): | My uncle also brought my dad this |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:20:27): | An ammo box |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:20:32): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:21:33): | He brought us scotch an ammo box and cash, that was his gifts to us. He's a real life Ron Swanson lol |
| Trill Stein | (17:21:35): | nice |
| Trill Stein | (17:21:37): | time to kil |
| Trill Stein | (17:22:00): | now you just need solid gold bars |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:22:13): | And steak |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:22:18): | And a beard |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (17:23:23): | And don't mention you're a commie |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:24:15): | I'm not going to he might treat me worse than that black bear |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:26:03): | Maybe you aren't a commie. Just in your I am 14 and this is deep phase |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:26:13): | I'm 26 and this is deep |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:26:29): | That's how I talk mid sex |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:26:35): | All hope is lost for josh. Cause he always Stallin |
| Trill Stein | (17:26:56): | ya'll a buncha freedom haters |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:27:01): | You say this is deep to 14year olds? |
| Trill Stein | (17:27:02): | bet you never even seen nascar |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:27:35): | Nah just to haley who tells me to stop talking like a 14 year old |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:28:07): | "COD, ALEGRBRA HOMEWORK. PROM IN 2 years |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:28:53): | NOBODY LIKES, YOU GOTTA LET ME GO TO THE SKATE RINK MOM |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (17:28:59): | NOBODY LIKES ME* |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:29:02): | Splooge city bitch. Now make me a sandwich |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:29:28): | Smell weed in time and say your are a pothead |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:30:11): | You know what's sad yet not. We can never go to another prom unless our kids are losers |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:30:22): | I had 1 good prom and 1 bad prom |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:30:32): | I need the rubber match to win it all |
| Trill Stein | (17:32:19): | one prom was more than enough for me |
| Trill Stein | (17:33:06): | that kind of stuff is not something i miss at all about being an adult, i'm already starting to repress high school memories |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:20:48): | My mom's drinking. Asking my own grandmother if "have you met my liberal son?" |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:21:23): | Liberal. Hah. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:22:03): | That was what I wanted to say but instead I was the bigger person and just asked to not do this lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:24:52): | Don't need my WW2 vet bear shooting concealed carrying drunk uncle to know I'm socialist or even just a Democrat lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:27:35): | Am I the only independent here? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:27:56): | You stupid fucking ideologues |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:28:08): | Communism isn't an ideology it's reality |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:28:30): | Says to Democrat |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:28:52): | Says the Democrat* |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:29:08): | Eh I have no respect for what the state says about anything |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:29:21): | Says the Democrat |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:29:30): | Don't tell my dad though |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:30:08): | Anyone down for some blackmail? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:30:42): | After he read that letter to the editor I never sent I think he knows a lot of my positions lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:30:55): | He said it would make people upset because it was so inflammatory |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:31:05): | And people would look into me etc |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:31:47): | Best delete your Reddit account. Start anew. |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:32:12): | Was thinking that tbh |
| Trill Stein | (18:32:12): | You guys are so edgy lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:32:19): | Especially since I access it from my phone |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:33:06): | I just don't like that multiple entities are monitoring and logging my activity which, if the government isn't already doing, they just buy the information from Google etc. |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:34:04): | Yeah I need to delete my Facebook for good. I only disabled it. |
| Trill Stein | (18:34:19): | I'm sure Obama is in the situation room right now poring through your Reddit comments lol |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:34:39): | Honestly, Reddit is just as bad a cesspool as Facebook |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:34:53): | Depending on the sub |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:35:04): | The history of the CIA and FBI keeping tabs on specifically leftist movements/groups/people is what scares me |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:35:16): | COINTELPRO |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:36:12): | I honestly bet every user subscribed to a leftist subreddit is on some list on the NSA |
| Trill Stein | (18:36:22): | Lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:37:15): | You don't get it cause you're just a social democrat |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:37:30): | ;) |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:37:39): | r/latestagecapitalism is definitely a target |
| Trill Stein | (18:39:29): | They're all like 16 lol |
| Trill Stein | (18:40:46): | Honestly my mom says the same thing about being on a watch list, but for being a catholic lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:42:07): | Well the difference is a documented history of leftist movements targeted by the FBI and CIA. The KKK was one of the only right movements to be followed by the likes of COINTELPRO |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:43:40): | None |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:43:46): | I'm going to stop before I go full charlie |
| Trill Stein | (18:44:36): | Embrace it |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:46:42): | Oh I do but I know it's not good conversation lol so I'm ma stop. And what's with kanye? |
| Trill Stein | (18:48:35): | Kanye Silvia? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (18:48:54): | The man does not exist, only the legend |
| Trill Stein | (18:56:11): | Tell your family you love Big Brother |
| Trill Stein | (18:56:18): | it's the only way to survive the holidays |
| Trill Stein | (18:56:34): | also call your Christmas tree a Holiday Tree |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (18:57:14): | Tell them the heebs next door have a Chanukah bush |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:01:51): | I got your Chanukah bush right hereeeee, and guess what it only ever has 1 candle |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:04:02): | You guys want to see the comedic stylings of Rene? We can still make his edison show |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:08:40): | Edison? When? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:09:17): | Today fool, check his fb |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:09:26): | I was just kidding though I'm not going to that shit |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:10:00): | Where in Edison |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:10:28): | Where is there stand-up in Edison |
| Trill Stein | (19:22:09): | its at JP |
| Trill Stein | (19:22:27): | aka Comedy High School |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (19:22:48): | Oh, you mean JP (just playin) HS |
| Trill Stein | (19:22:52): | if i was in NJ now i would honestly go just to see what Rene's standup is actually like |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:23:33): | Is he performing for high schoolers? |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (19:24:04): | Wonder how many Snapchat jokes he'll make |
| Trill Stein | (19:25:27): | You know what the hardest part about using snapchat is for us puerto ricans? passing the credit check at the verizon store |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (20:59:31): | You ever wonder how PitBull uses snapchat? I bet it goes like this "Hi I'm PitBull and now I'm on SnapChat" |
| Trill Stein | (20:59:58): | By the way my names Rene |
| Trill Stein | (21:00:06): | Let's have some fun tonight folks |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:01:18): | You ever wonder how PitBull orders at the drive thru? I be it goes like "I'm PitBull and I want a big mac" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:02:26): | When PitBulls talking to his mama mia, what us puerto rican's call our mother, I bet he goes "Hello mother, It's me, PitBull. I know you named me Roger, but I figured at the young age of 35 PitBull was a better name for me" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:02:39): | And that's the end of my PitBull material |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:02:43): | You've been a wonderful audience |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:02:51): | Woof woof |
| Trill Stein | (21:03:58): | You ever wonder what pitbull would be like if he was a dog? He'd say hi I'm pitbull |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:04:25): | I'm Rene Polanco, and welcome to the Pit of Bull, my new stand up special |
| Trill Stein | (21:04:30): | You ever wonder what pitbull would say if he wanted to commit suicide? He'd say bye I'm pitbull |
| Trill Stein | (21:04:48): | We need to do standup |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:05:46): | Can we do a multiple person standup |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:05:52): | I feel like we do better playing off of each other |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:06:09): | No one said we can't |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:06:17): | We're the Pits of Bull, and welcome to your new hell |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:06:29): | Uh oh. Did we just start an improv group |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:08:00): | Some people start bands or sports teams, some start groups where multiple people impersonate a popular mainstream artist who named himself after a dog species |
| Trill Stein | (21:08:00): | Can we do beastie boys style stand up |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:08:09): | oh i like where this is going |
| Trill Stein | (21:08:15): | What's the deal with airline FOOD |
| Trill Stein | (21:08:25): | Why they always gotta be RUDE |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:14:41): | Don't you know us passengers are human TOO |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:14:46): | I'm gonna eat it ANYWAY |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:19:53): | We just need a improve troupe name |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:20:24): | Next Gen Imp Men |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:20:26): | 3 Dudes and a (((Jew))) |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:20:36): | Heyoooo |
| Trill Stein | (21:21:00): | (((Comedy))) |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:21:02): | That just makes us sound like midget demon men |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:21:11): | I think (((Comedy))) is assumed \ufffd |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:21:13): | It means we're edgy |
| Trill Stein | (21:22:50): | They ain't wrong |
| Trill Stein | (21:23:54): | Let's make a video about shocking your immune system and jumpstarting your metabolism by eating fast food a few times a week |
| Trill Stein | (21:24:06): | Because that's what my mom said |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:24:16): | Did she? lol |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:24:21): | how did this come up/what was the rational |
| Trill Stein | (21:24:29): | She shocks her immune system with pills she buys online |
| Trill Stein | (21:24:42): | Imagine someone hit her immune system with a taser |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:24:50): | How fast do you have to inhale the burgers? |
| Trill Stein | (21:24:50): | That's what her Umca pills do |
| Trill Stein | (21:25:03): | The faster the more effective |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:25:13): | Another question |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:25:28): | Why is shocking your immune system a good thing |
| Trill Stein | (21:25:44): | Your immune system gets lazy |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:25:49): | Ah |
| Trill Stein | (21:25:52): | Forgets what it's like to face a real challenge |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:25:55): | Well that's why I just lick public hand rails |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:27:14): | My mom wants my whole family to do this Gerson Miralce Diet BS thing |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:27:34): | it literally advertises partially as a 'natural cancer cure' |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:27:35): | its absurd |
| Trill Stein | (21:28:32): | Cancer HATES it! |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:30:22): | Carrots and other vegetables! My one weakness! |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:31:53): | You should show your mom the scholarly research indicating that smoking herb prevents certain types of lung cancer |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:32:11): | Also, jerking off prevents prostate cancer |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:32:48): | I'll pass on that second one |
| Trill Stein | (21:32:53): | What if I do both at the same time? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:33:04): | I didn't know people did em separately |
| Trill Stein | (21:33:56): | You guys want to meet up at the park for a smoke n stroke |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:44:22): | So there I am with the Next Gen Imp Men, having a smoke and stroke, you fellas know what I'm talking about |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:44:29): | at this point, you guys go "ohhhh yeaaaaa" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:44:38): | our whole stand up act is just inside jokes |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:44:44): | it's so avante garde |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:44:51): | that you'll never get it |
| Trill Stein | (21:48:15): | At what point do we do the drunk bitches dance |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:48:31): | STEVEEEEEEEEN |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:49:17): | Then we can just start saying "Cucks are out tonight" over and over, pointing out different members of the audience we identify as cucks |
| Trill Stein | (21:52:11): | Ok I'm gonna book our first gig |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (21:55:54): | We need a name that screams the opposite of 4 cis gendered white males |
| Trill Stein | (21:56:28): | 4 non cis blondes |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:56:37): | The 4 lezi's |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:57:21): | ok 4 non cis blondes is way better lol |
| Trill Stein | (21:57:45): | Or Ben folds 6 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (21:58:36): | I'm watching the simpsons when Mr. burns has the trillion dollar bill. "The President printed a trillion dollar bill, and gave it to Mr. Burns, the most wealthy and therefore the most trustworthy American, to bring it over to Europe. \xa0It never arrived" |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:00:15): | this show has aged incredibly well lol |
| Trill Stein | (22:00:40): | It's a classic |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (22:01:43): | Best Buy bargain bin FTW |
| Trill Stein | (22:02:39): | They need a box set of the essentials |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:05:31): | seasons 3-10 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (22:05:35): | essentials lol |
| Trill Stein | (22:06:17): | Time to torrent |
| Friday, 23 December 2016 |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:22:45): | Its time for our cuckneck comedy tour |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:25:22): | We could just use Cucksuasion Nation as our name |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:27:22): | Cuck White, Jeff Cuckworthy, Larry the Cuck Guy, and the other Cuck |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:35:23): | I'm late to this party but Homer Simpson is god |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (10:36:10): | Tardy Cuck over here |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:41:24): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:46:21): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J48dqyz_C6s |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:46:33): | We doing this now ? |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (10:49:40): | I'm unemployed now, nothing better to do than watch youtube all day |
| GroupMe | (11:27:06): | Trill Stein changed the group's name to Cuckneck Comedy Tour |
| GroupMe | (11:27:20): | Trill Stein changed name to Jeff Cuckworthy |
| GroupMe | (11:28:49): | Jeff Cuckworthy changed the group's avatar |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (11:29:26): | I changed the group avatar to St Joseph, the original cuck, the king of all cucks |
| Dr. MLcucK Jr. | (11:29:45): | I need a back story |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (11:30:25): | So there is this couple that is engaged, Joseph and Mary |
| Dr. Cornel Best | (11:30:54): | He got cucked by the ultimate Bull - God himself |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (11:31:10): | One night God tells Mary that she will carry his child, Jesus. It is an immaculate conception |
| GroupMe | (11:31:30): | Dr. Cornel Best changed name to Larry the Cuck Guy |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (11:31:32): | Meanwhile her husband is not asked about this first, God just shoves in his BBC |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (11:32:13): | So now good ol St Joseph is stuck raising a kid that isn't even his |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:32:44): | Then Jesus, being the son of the ultimate bull, at the ripe of age 12 decides he's too good to be raised by a cuck and takes off |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:35:08): | And then Kiss came down and killed the dinosaurs and that's why we have Christmas |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (11:35:18): | Exactly, to make it even better, his child starts going "oh yea, god is my real father, this guy Joseph is a virgin LOL" |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:50:57): | There's so much weird sex shit in the bible lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:56:26): | You wouldn't know you virgin nerd |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:57:42): | I'm a virgin cause all I do is read the bible :( |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:02): | Nah. Bible bitches cray |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:12): | You a virgin cause your a NERD |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:32): | A gay nerd who deserves to be STONED |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:40): | \ufffd |
| GroupMe | (12:11:38): | Dr. MLcucK Jr. changed name to Ron White Is Right |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (14:58:26): | So @Ron White Is Right is Super Mario Run worth 10 bucks? |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (14:58:41): | Also did you get the iPhone 7 or 7+ |
| Ron White Is Right | (14:58:59): | Haven't bought it yet. Should probably get on that |
| Ron White Is Right | (14:59:23): | I ain't getting no iPhone ever again. Fuck apple |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (14:59:38): | Oh cuz the game is only on apple until next year |
| Ron White Is Right | (15:03:31): | Well cuck me in the ass |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:22:30): | Anyone want to get shotfaced tonight? |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (15:23:12): | Not home till the 26th but I am willing to after |
| Ron White Is Right | (15:23:31): | None |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (15:49:16): | I'm wasted! |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:00:22): | unfortunately can't get shotfaced tonight |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (16:00:42): | CAN'T or WON'T |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:00:46): | going over haleys to finish packing for when we go to jamaica. gotta pack a parachute so on the way back I can escape to cuba |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (16:00:48): | Because I'll spike your shit |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:02:23): | nothing i enjoy more than being fed drugs without my knowledge! |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:04:56): | I think I've herad lori talk on the phone about crossfit more than I've seen her study for her GRE coming up next week lpol |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (16:12:04): | Everything I needed to know about the GREs I've learned from crossfire |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (16:12:06): | Crossfit |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (16:12:28): | Perseverance, problem solving, differential equations, it's all there |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:18:18): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0UKDH5UkAAtTUF.jpg |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (16:21:39): | Lauren southern will be taught in every poli science class in 100 years |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (16:22:52): | Class, open your iBooks to page 300 and we will read how the great philosopher Lauren southern asked an angry 18 year old college student to explain how to define gender |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:37:50): | Apparently it's only 61 pages and 7 chapters lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:43:25): | It is the current year. \nRight now, you -- yes, you -- young progressive millennial, can have almost anything you want. The world is your oyster, and there will always be more pearls to plunder.\nIs two genders not enough for you? Do you want more? Well, Facebook offers 58 genders for your self-identifcation pleasure.\nIs jerking off to porn not enough for you? Do you want more? Well, with a few hundred swipes and a few dozen shots, you can get sex with nothing but your iPhone and credit card.\nIs our society not inclusive enough for you? Do you want more? Well, rejoice, for every day a new petition or Twitter hashtag can give you the high of social consciousness and activism with nothing more than a few keystrokes or a mouse click. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:43:28): | here's the actual opening |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (21:10:20): | Rogue one was so fucking good |
| Ron White Is Right | (21:14:08): | Yup. Only star wars movie that was actually a legit war movie |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (21:14:39): | Oh yea I thought the same thing |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (21:14:57): | The franchise is going through a renaissance now imo, fuck George Lucas |
| Ron White Is Right | (21:18:54): | Young Han Solo movie should be interesting |
| Ron White Is Right | (21:19:33): | But then again, tying things back to original trilogy too much could get stale |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (21:21:27): | Yea I was already feeling that a little in rogue one but they did a good job not making it too derivative |
| Ron White Is Right | (21:24:40): | Yeah. Just enough Easter eggs but still fun. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:24:51): | I'm watching the Big Short and it's making me realize. Brian why can't you do these things. I want to short stuff |
| Saturday, 24 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (01:12:03): | \U0001f346 |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (02:47:16): | \U0001f91c\U0001f3fe\U0001f44c |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:36:51): | \U0001f346\U0001f4a6\U0001f60e |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:43:27): | I'm googling "how to short the white race" |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (12:44:54): | http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0Clke5PtGGA/TQciFS3Y99I/AAAAAAAAAls/m_Ni0W6D7uQ/s320/Dave-Chappelle.jpg |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:45:28): | Uphold Chapellism |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:45:43): | There's one rule and one rule only |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:45:46): | Kill whitey |
| GroupMe | (12:46:22): | Jeff Cuckworthy changed the group's avatar |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (12:46:58): | How great is this avatar |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:47:03): | That picture is amazing lol Where'd you find it |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (12:47:13): | Right here on GroupMe |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:47:56): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:48:02): | They got some good cuck stuff |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:48:22): | Some real good OC (original cuck) |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (12:51:34): | I'm the OC OG |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:12:41): | http://i.imgur.com/STw8pdb.png |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (14:17:43): | wilfred is the kind of show that is funny for one ep but i cant watch the whole thing |
| Ron White Is Right | (14:28:43): | Was the show good? |
| Ron White Is Right | (14:28:52): | Was the dog real? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:19:58): | I watch the first couple seasons. I liked it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:20:34): | But I have superior taste then you plebs. I enjoy the finer things. Like MTN DEW and cool ranch Doritos |
| Ron White Is Right | (15:21:02): | Taco Bell #1 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:22:12): | I liked Wilfred, I watched the first two seasons. Apparently it's over now |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (15:22:35): | Cool ranch > nacho cheese |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:30:43): | I agree and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:30:49): | http://i.imgur.com/rFq3kjG.gifv |
| Ron White Is Right | (16:30:57): | https://youtu.be/cVr9BRW64wM |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:32:53): | That's a professional REEEEE |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:35:03): | Say some gangsta is dissin' ya fly girl, ya just give 'em one of these |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:35:09): | https://i.redd.it/c43p1m3ikmzx.gif |
| Ron White Is Right | (16:36:33): | Man, og Simpsons will go down as necessary viewing for all humanity. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:16:07): | Happy jew Christmas |
| Ron White Is Right | (18:25:27): | Eh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:26:46): | Do you get gifts or your parents just say how disappointed in you they are like Christmas |
| Ron White Is Right | (18:41:52): | None |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (19:21:47): | Some light beach reading |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (21:53:14): | None |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (21:53:34): | Really makes u think.... |
| Ron White Is Right | (22:19:41): | Pete, have you seen "Dracula 3000" |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (22:19:53): | No but it sounds right up my alley |
| Ron White Is Right | (22:20:17): | Dang |
| Sunday, 25 December 2016 |
| Ron White Is Right | (01:22:10): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (01:22:53): | Marc remember the wicker man worst scenes |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (01:23:00): | It does not do the movie justice |
| Ron White Is Right | (02:52:07): | @Jeff Cuckworthy Run the Jewels just released their new album via YouTube |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (02:53:18): | Yea I heard, I'm on that. Can't wait to see them live in feb |
| Ron White Is Right | (02:55:48): | Merry Christmas |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (02:56:08): | God bless us, everybody |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (03:08:18): | Also I really want to film one of those videos where a soldier surprises his wife/family that he is home for the holidays, but this soldier jumps out of the bushes or tails his wife's car home |
| Ron White Is Right | (03:10:51): | Is the wife cheating on the soldier? |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (03:11:24): | Yes with another soldier who is going to surprise them both |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:28:12): | He's hiding in the other set of bushes right next to the husband soldier |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:11:45): | Surprise wife, it's your husband! But don't worry sir, your wife isn't the only on with a surprise, here's the man she's been sleeping with while you've been away! Come on outta those bushes Joey! |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (10:12:22): | Little do they all know that The Returning Vet Strangler is also in those bushes |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:15:03): | And little does he know the vet strangler strangler is there too! Death to vet killers! |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (10:15:31): | There are a lot of bushes in this park |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:16:08): | And next to him is a liberal to let him know that strangling vet stranglers makes him as bad as the vet strangler |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:22:04): | At least for today we can break the Jewish supremacy of hannukah |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:54:04): | You may beat us 7-1 but your candle burning ass isn't shutting us out |
| Ron White Is Right | (12:39:07): | Hey you Jesus loving hippies\u2026 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:08:34): | Okay you godless heathens |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:08:40): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:35:26): | I have no idea what's going on in this game |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:35:27): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:36:05): | They are making it great again |
| Ron White Is Right | (15:45:54): | You got American settlers? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:47:02): | Nah my cousin did |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:47:49): | But none if us know the real rules so we're winging it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:48:12): | Whites win. The end |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (16:22:28): | Is that like super settlers of Catania |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (16:22:31): | Catan |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:30:45): | We're almost done with the game and finally figured out how to win |
| Ron White Is Right | (16:39:12): | Kill the injuns? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:40:18): | Kill me all |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:43:56): | There is a device card called "native support" where you can take 2 of whatever resource you want. Sounds more like "steal from the natives 2 of your choice" lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:29:01): | Crying yelling and hissy fits. It's a Ruggiero Christmas |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (18:09:11): | Sounds like my family |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (18:09:25): | Must be an eye-Talian thing |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:35:51): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:41:03): | I'm going full skater |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (19:01:53): | Or skeeter |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:02:50): | None |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (19:50:06): | So far this Christmas has been our family calling everything liberal |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:50:19): | Sorry pete but I'm the black friend now |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:50:27): | And the fat funny one |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:50:40): | I'm Craig Robertson |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (19:50:42): | Oh a Keenan Thompson type |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (19:50:51): | Wow we went different directions with that one |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (19:51:03): | We need to get black on track |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:51:15): | Black to the future |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:52:40): | Empire strikes black |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:53:04): | Broke Black Mountain |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (19:53:25): | Lol broke black mountain |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:54:20): | Works on so many levels. Unlike blacks |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (19:57:10): | Now that is what I call a black joke. Merry fuckin Christmas |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:00:56): | I'd be a great racist |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:01:05): | Damn my tolerance |
| Monday, 26 December 2016 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:12:12): | Just made it to Florida about to go to Jamaica and I have to say Jerry Seinfeld had it right, what IS the deal with airline food |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:13:54): | Also at JFK I counted 6 bars within our gate. Why do airlines want drunk passengers so bad |
| Ron White Is Right | (09:16:21): | Not about drunk passengers. It's about the ability to mark-up alcohol 300%. It's capitalism, stupid. |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (10:25:46): | Yea I paid 8 dollars for a blue moon at the airport last week, and that was the cheapest beer on the menu |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (10:28:20): | When your flight is delayed for hours there is nothing to do but drink and think critical thoughts of all the middle eastern people waiting to go on your flight |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (12:38:17): | https://twitter.com/obamamalik/status/813407965776646149 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:54:58): | Malik is the Steve Brian is the barak |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:55:09): | Pete is Michelle |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:55:25): | I'm ivankas husband |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:01:48): | My kids won't believe in Santa |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:01:55): | But fear Krumpas |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (14:42:36): | So you're (((Ivanka's Husband))) ? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:44:28): | There is no man here that would take her to pound town |
| Ron White Is Right | (14:46:53): | So Marc is a Jew? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:47:45): | To get in her fart box? Shabbat shalom |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:52:12): | Serious note. Anyone want to start a theories channel of pop culture things |
| Ron White Is Right | (14:53:58): | I got one. Tim Allen's neighbor in "Home Improvement" was a nudist. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:54:45): | My saved by the bell theory |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:54:52): | I know enough about editing |
| Ron White Is Right | (14:55:41): | Sure. You know how to rip content so we can use it in videos |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:56:05): | I do |
| Ron White Is Right | (14:56:27): | Get to it whitey |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:52:10): | R.L. Stines the Haunting Hour. We all need to watch these |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:52:15): | They are so bad |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:22:53): | Right Pete |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (19:44:13): | You're supposed to call that gravy |
| Tuesday, 27 December 2016 |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (15:14:13): | West world is the real deal, you'll cowards need to watch it |
| Ron White Is Right | (15:25:43): | The ending is great. Let me spoil it for you. |
| Ron White Is Right | (15:25:54): | They're robots. |
| Ron White Is Right | (15:27:54): | Seriously though, it is a great show. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:34:56): | Carrie Fisher Died |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:35:23): | If they try to take Mark Hammil away from me this year. I'm gunna lose it |
| Ron White Is Right | (15:46:04): | I'm curious to know how they'll fit that into Star Wars 8&9. They'll have to work in a death scene if they hadn't already killed off Leia |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:23:32): | She will die of a broken heart since Kylo killed Han |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (16:35:13): | It's the leading cause of death on tattooine |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:16:58): | I went on the alt right again to look. I feel like I have to destroy my phone and leave the country |
| Ron White Is Right | (22:10:23): | When's the Alt-Forward going to emerge? |
| Ron White Is Right | (22:10:45): | Or the Alt-Back for that matter. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:11:41): | What's about Control Shift |
| Wednesday, 28 December 2016 |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (09:32:50): | So Smash Mouth posted a picture of Carrie Fisher as a tribute with their band name plastered on it lol\n\nhttps://twitter.com/RonArsenault/status/813888309978136580 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:06:37): | Hey man. All the glitters is gold |
| Thursday, 29 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:28:23): | I ain't never been this woke |
| Ron White Is Right | (09:30:17): | When the fuck someone gonna tell me why people be so hard for Bee Movie |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:30:39): | You are a normie |
| Ron White Is Right | (09:33:00): | Alt-Normie |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:33:13): | So you hate Jews? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:33:32): | Alt-Cntl-F4 |
| Ron White Is Right | (09:34:30): | Only hate the Jews named Norman. It's a small cohort. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:35:06): | And Jesus. You hate Jews named Jesus |
| Ron White Is Right | (09:36:08): | Jesus' name wasn't Jesus |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:36:28): | It was |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:36:32): | JOSHUA |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:37:12): | I imagine most white nationalists are Christina |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:37:21): | So they love Jesus |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:37:27): | Who was an Arabic Jew |
| Ron White Is Right | (09:38:45): | So, I hate myself. And Joshua translates to "God is salvation". And Joshua is God, so Joshua is salvation. But Joshua hates himself. Therefore, Joshua hates God. |
| Ron White Is Right | (09:39:00): | Flawless logic |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:39:12): | There for God hates Joshua |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:39:19): | So God Hates God. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:40:07): | Brian and Pete are gunna wake up to a weird conversation |
| Ron White Is Right | (09:40:12): | It all makes sense now. This has all just been some sad emo kid that hates himself and his out of the picture daddy |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (09:58:53): | All I know is that I know nothing but bee movie memes |
| Ron White Is Right | (17:22:45): | http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/29/amazon-flying-warehouse-deploy-delivery-drones-patent.html |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (17:23:21): | Sky net is here baby |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:23:57): | Nah they will just become rasict drones and be shit down |
| Ron White Is Right | (17:24:41): | It's so hard to come to terms with my love for r/futurology and all the commie shit |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (17:25:19): | I know what you mean, my life is a constant battle between my disgust of conspicuous consumption and love of new tech bullshit |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:41:07): | I want robots |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:41:13): | That I can treat like shit |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:41:32): | Like woman but I don't have to put on a lease |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:32:44): | How do I short Student loans? |
| Friday, 30 December 2016 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:17:37): | None |
| Saturday, 31 December 2016 |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (01:04:42): | Ronda Rousey just got slaughtered, RIP comeback, press X to pay respects |
| Ron White Is Right | (01:06:09): | She get punched in da face? |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (01:06:41): | Got her bhole destroyed apparently, lost in 47 seconds, her career is done |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (01:09:44): | https://oddshot.tv/shot/Uzqca3xmca1FrLoqGZNbZHKB |
| Ron White Is Right | (01:11:44): | Dang |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (01:12:26): | Wonder why she opted for a title fight after taking a year off |
| Ron White Is Right | (01:12:40): | No more thirteen year old boys gonna be wanking it to her beefy shoulders no more |
| Ron White Is Right | (01:13:14): | she took a year off? |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (01:13:43): | Yea after holly hold she got all depressed and didn't do anything, lost a lot of her movie deals cuz she can't act too |
| Ron White Is Right | (01:14:07): | Sucks for her |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (01:14:34): | Yea this makes me think she's not so tough. I beat up women half her size |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:05:39): | Nunez is a beast |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:05:52): | Ronda isn't gunna fight anymore |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:06:19): | That was also Goldbergs last play by play in the UFC |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:06:32): | Joe Rogan will be gone by July |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:07:43): | Also holy shit she lost within a minute of the first round |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:21:55): | Real or fake? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:22:51): | This is sick. Who takes a picture of a beached whale |
| Ron White Is Right | (23:22:52): | Probably really saggy |
| Sunday, 01 January 2017 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:23:48): | Officially in Jamaica |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:24:12): | Tried to send this my first day, welcome to Jamaica starter pack |
| Ron White Is Right | (13:24:58): | Haven't you been there for like a week? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:25:48): | Yea I have, I'm on bus with WiFi back to airport first time my wifis worked. Trying to send a pic |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:27:20): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:29:50): | We got that out first day |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:30:21): | A welcome to Jamaica starter pack mon |
| Ron White Is Right | (13:30:58): | Was it any good? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:31:24): | It was like high trade mids, 60 bucks for a q. Super mellow, perfect for our situation tbh |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:31:31): | High grade* |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:32:18): | Thetr were guys selling brownies on the side of the road and like 1/7 cars I saw a driver smoking a joint |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:32:38): | As well as people just rolling up everywhere |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:33:45): | 5/5 vacation this place is awesome if any of you are considering it |
| Ron White Is Right | (13:35:51): | Inexpensive? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:36:58): | Depends on the time of year but it can be. Ours was expensive but if you go a month after we did it's less. Also depends on the resort and how many excursions you do |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:37:20): | We did 4 excursions over 6 days so that added to it |
| Monday, 02 January 2017 |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (08:05:31): | Living the dream |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (08:05:46): | Did you get to smoke on the beach |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:14:07): | Making my unemployment harder to overcome with my necklace/bracket and embracing my inner whiteness |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:14:49): | We mostly smoked on the balcony but at the edge of the resort, there was a guy outside the fence constantly making the smoking motion, he's who we bought from and there was an on table resort near him where a bunch of old people were smoking with a rastafarian lol |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (11:38:10): | http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/60071b4953dd41b2c0ca3c12755992a2/l.jpg |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:59:15): | Oh also the "ya mon" is not a stereotype almost everyone there says it. One day, during a history tour with a private driver, the guy was telling us how Jamaica was owned by England for 400 years and every Jamaican is a desecration of a African slave. Me " wow that sucks" him "ya mon". I almost lost it lol |
| Ron White Is Right | (13:59:55): | Desecration? |
| Ron White Is Right | (14:00:18): | You mean descendant, right? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:03:24): | Yes descendant lol |
| Ron White Is Right | (14:05:13): | What other stereotypes are true? What's the secret ingredient in jerk chicken? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:50:22): | Scotchies peppers is the secret ingredient. Also everyone is very chill there. One bus we were on for a tour got into an accident with the car in front of us. They both got out of the car, flagged down a cop from the road who just drove by the accident didn't bother getting out or anything, within 5 minutes the whole thing was amicably over. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:50:42): | Like the cop just slowed his roll talking to them, looking at the damage and moved on lol |
| Ron White Is Right | (14:52:30): | Cause cops in Jamaica be smokin the herb mon |
| Tuesday, 03 January 2017 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:22:21): | There is a song lyric that me think of Josh. "She moaned Oh My God. I replied God is Dead" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:22:59): | Seems like something you would do josh |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:23:12): | "Jesus christ" "woah woah woah, who the hell is this jesus christ" |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (08:40:04): | I gotta watch that movie again lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:34:33): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:34:48): | are they radio hosts or gay porn stars |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:34:50): | you decided |
| Jeff Cuckworthy | (13:48:14): | Why can't they be both, like Alex jones |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:54:55): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:57:29): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:58:33): | Today I made Alex Jones and Dave Chapple a fictional gay couple. 2017 started off right |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:14:19): | http://i.imgur.com/ARQAgxw.gifv |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:32:37): | http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Mark-Zuckerberg-Atheist-Religion-Important/2017/01/03/id/766511/ |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:32:42): | my mom sent me this lol |
| Ron White Is Right | (17:41:37): | 1) who the fuck cares about cuckerberg's religious beliefs? \n\n2) the fuck is newsmax?\n\n3) which fuckwit editor at newsmax said this was newsworthy? |
| Ron White Is Right | (17:43:36): | "damn it Jim, I wanted the latest beat on Zuckerberg and God on my desk yesterday" |
| Ron White Is Right | (17:44:51): | Jesus, looking at it now, all the major outlets are running the same fucking story. I hate American media so much. |
| GroupMe | (17:45:49): | Ron White Is Right changed the group's name to Clicks For God |
| GroupMe | (17:46:38): | Ron White Is Right changed name to Clickbait > Jailbait ??? |
| Clickbait > Jailbait ??? | (17:47:53): | In the name of the Lord, for all that is holy, you will click this link. |
| Clickbait > Jailbait ??? | (17:50:12): | You click this link today and we can increase our traffic 17% on off-peak days. That's more money in God's pockets\u2026 and yours \ufffd |
| Clickbait > Jailbait ??? | (17:53:28): | Why haven't churches gotten into the clickbait game. Automate them tithings. God is so basic. |
| Clickbait > Jailbait ??? | (17:56:21): | Brian, this should be your next career move. Establish the BuzzFeed of the Catholic Church. \n\nPontifFire.com |
| GroupMe | (17:57:56): | Clickbait > Jailbait ??? changed name to PontifFire.com |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:08:47): | http://i.imgur.com/z4oi5y8.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:11:00): | your mom really wants you to be religous brian |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:11:57): | but if you were all the premarital sex you have with condoms wouldnt send you to hell you gay virgin nerd |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:12:15): | all the dicks you suck would though |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:39:31): | Paint ball in Monroe. Who wants in ? |
| PontifFire.com | (19:44:55): | I'm down for paintball |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:45:09): | Nude though |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:45:14): | Only nut shots |
| PontifFire.com | (19:45:21): | #BlueBalls |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:45:37): | #BlackandBlueBalls |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:46:22): | My google maps is just liquor stores comic shops and random thoughts I have to look up |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:57:28): | If I match. First thing I tell her I voted for trump. Not true but way to good to pass up |
| Wednesday, 04 January 2017 |
| GroupMe | (10:23:28): | Jeff Cuckworthy changed name to Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:38:30): | mind blown |
| PontifFire.com | (11:39:58): | What about guy fieri? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:40:58): | None |
| PontifFire.com | (11:41:14): | My man |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:42:35): | its like a pokemon evolution try |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:42:37): | tree |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:11:38): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCnrbzBSqNU |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:14:03): | I'm a simple man, I see shrek, I like it |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:14:28): | Also my ex boss is texting me, happy new years btw where are these files? Lol |
| PontifFire.com | (13:14:40): | Don't answer him |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:15:19): | I haven't |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:16:18): | Say right here and send him a picture of your ass |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:16:36): | One of things he'd asking for I never made because it didn't make any sense, the other I never finished but know where it is. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:20:19): | Send him a dick pic and say Audit This |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:20:51): | I got nothing to do, time to work on getting a fake spoofed phone number and making this a reality |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:38:23): | Anyone else love what I call a shotgun poop. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:38:58): | You are shitting and you have like small nugget coming out but then you fart and it shoots out |
| PontifFire.com | (13:39:39): | You a fucking rabbit? |
| PontifFire.com | (13:39:49): | Poop like a real man |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:49:02): | my bad for having many fruits and vegetables in my diet |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:07:07): | Oh I had a shotgun poop this morning |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:07:13): | First poop, hard, 2 small nuggets |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:07:37): | Then like 30 minutes later, had to shit again, sat down, came out in one blast and was above average sized poop |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:07:59): | Almost instantaneous. It was really cool |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:59:23): | why is Louis CK a cuck? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:37:59): | If you have to ask, you're a cuck too \ufffd |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:38:06): | https://i.reddituploads.com/0979b67251a04ac39d2816798bea931f?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=a685e4c450307bbc244a49f03e33b06a |
| PontifFire.com | (16:41:30): | All hail snoo |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:54:03): | Hey Man, cucking aint easy, you gotta bang peoples wives |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:54:08): | its a tough job |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:54:12): | some really ugly |
| PontifFire.com | (16:54:55): | Who's it harder on, you or the cuck? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:55:15): | me, the cuck likes it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:55:18): | doesnt he |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:55:21): | i really dont know |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:55:45): | all i know is never type cuck tales into google images looking for a funny image |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:55:49): | lots of dicks |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:55:52): | like alot |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:55:59): | even on safe search |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:08:08): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:16:07): | Lol asking Google for safe search of cuck tales |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:16:39): | Google, find me arianna grandes butthole, safe search on |
| PontifFire.com | (17:16:57): | I'd watch Disney's Cuck Tales |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:20:23): | Google, find me arianna grandes bowel movements a day after she ate three ghost peppers |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:50:12): | 2017 I'm gunna find a nice girl who is funny and sweet and good looking and can deadlift 405 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:50:29): | THUNDER THIGHS |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:50:48): | Would you settle for just a girl |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:50:58): | Cuz I could find you one of those |
| PontifFire.com | (19:50:59): | Ronda Rousey |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:51:39): | Rhonda can't lift shit |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:51:57): | I'd fuck Paige van Zant though |
| PontifFire.com | (22:06:25): | Yo did you all know that Sunny season 12 premieres tonight and purposefully not tell me |
| PontifFire.com | (22:06:28): | It's on right now |
| PontifFire.com | (22:07:06): | Thankfully my DVR is recording it |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (22:07:44): | I'm watching season 11 now since it's just on Netflix |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (22:14:26): | Fuuuuck I forgot |
| Thursday, 05 January 2017 |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (07:40:05): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR1KrApuXTM |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:30:28): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30XOnleTw_w |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:55:53): | i know i'm late on this one but my new favorite meme at the moment is the Build Up Speed For 12 Hours one |
| PontifFire.com | (10:14:31): | Honestly have no clue what you mean. I'm not internetting right |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:02:46): | some guy made this insanely complex video explaining how he beats a level in super mario 64 by only pressing the A button 0.5 times |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:03:17): | it involves doing something for 12 hours to build up speed and delves into explaining concepts like Quantum Parallel Universes, de facto speed, etc |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:03:40): | now it is a top notch meme and one of the greatest arguments for capitalism, because when people aren't working this is the inevitable outcome |
| PontifFire.com | (11:04:01): | O. I've seen that video |
| PontifFire.com | (11:04:18): | Gotta trick the spider |
| PontifFire.com | (11:04:27): | And stand on the slope |
| PontifFire.com | (11:04:36): | Then jump to the next map |
| PontifFire.com | (11:05:05): | By raising the spider up on an imaginary platform |
| PontifFire.com | (11:05:55): | I hate that I know this |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:06:50): | just make sure your QPU is aligned |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:55:15): | Also holy shit @ this Chicago torture vid |
| PontifFire.com | (11:55:40): | Fuck Trump |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:56:02): | Kill all whites |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:56:18): | Chappelle should be thrown in jail for this one |
| PontifFire.com | (11:57:09): | What did the kids who held whitey captive think would happen to them in the aftermath of the video's release? |
| PontifFire.com | (11:57:23): | What was the thinking |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:58:18): | Don't livestream your torture vids, This is torture 101 |
| PontifFire.com | (11:58:28): | "Let's kidnap a tard, threaten him with knives, make him drink toilet water AND post a video of it all for the public to see" |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:59:25): | One of the guys apparently promoted his soundcloud in the video too lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:00:01): | I don't agree with the guy kidnapping and torturing a retarded person but damn is his mixtape fire! |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:14:21): | Someone Check the Donald and Alt Right subreddts |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:14:28): | i want to see what they say |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:15:32): | What do you think they say lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:15:40): | https://i.redd.it/hah6em055w7y.png |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:15:53): | top post of the donals |
| PontifFire.com | (12:16:57): | MTV used to be cool |
| PontifFire.com | (12:18:12): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:17:30): | Just got caught up with the news |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:17:40): | Uphold Chapelleism |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:19:27): | https://i.sli.mg/DRrUWq.png |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:28:02): | Honestly |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:28:04): | Fuck Barack Obama |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:41:02): | http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1474/40/1474409792168.png |
| PontifFire.com | (13:42:49): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:43:05): | lol alex jones |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:43:10): | chris christie |
| PontifFire.com | (13:43:14): | I hope we get an Emperor in the US soon |
| PontifFire.com | (13:43:25): | Really, it's what we need |
| PontifFire.com | (13:44:18): | It's what we crave |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:44:56): | Expendables 4 to be made boys |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:45:01): | we going opening day? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:45:10): | or to get an early screening? |
| PontifFire.com | (14:45:32): | 3 sucked hard. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:45:48): | Ronda Ruined it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:45:54): | who lets a woman in the expandables |
| PontifFire.com | (14:46:01): | Eh. Probably cause it wasn't R rated |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:46:10): | i want juiced up man meat |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:46:21): | terry cruz with and automatic shotgun |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:47:03): | http://www.blackfilm.com/read/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Terry-Crews-The-Expendables-3-pic.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:47:10): | thats what i want |
| PontifFire.com | (14:47:55): | I want an Expendables x Jurassic Park mashup |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:48:03): | http://photo.boxingscene.com/uploads/rousey-nunes-fight%20(13).jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:48:06): | not this |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:48:53): | https://resources.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/a/1/b/t/y/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349.1a1bca.png/1477963912413.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:49:12): | those are actual sized dinosaurs in his hands |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:49:40): | the internet man |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:49:41): | https://sli.mg/cRWnhx |
| PontifFire.com | (14:50:56): | Fucking Ahmed. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:52:05): | Black Brown White Asian, All people are terrible |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:05:58): | Ahmed was a plant |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:06:13): | By the (((globalists))) |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:32:54): | that's some good FAKE NEWS |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:33:14): | also expendables 3 was a steaming turd. franchise peaked with 2 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:48:05): | On the real, Ahmed didnt make that clock, he took apart another clock. Bitch a poser and he got caught up in the biggest shit storm in a long while and nigga DIDNT EVEN MAKE THE CLOCK |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:58:19): | That whole week must have been like a curb your enthusiasm episode for Ahmed |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:13:07): | http://www.blazingcatfur.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ahmed-mohamed-muslim-clock-bomb-boy-hoax-scam-jihad-obama1-620x593.jpg |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:14:37): | Cool clock Ahmed is one of my favorite conservative outrage stories |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:47:47): | My boss called my dad asking about those files |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:48:16): | I'm living in the sitcom timeline |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:49:40): | Your boss really doesnt understand the concept of fired does he |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:50:50): | Tell him if he wants the files he's gonna have to hire you as a contractor ;-) |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:50:57): | 50 an hour baby |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:51:18): | And the first 5 hours are orientation |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:51:41): | Then the next hour is showing him how to get to My Documents |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:52:47): | then open up a jpeg of you smoking a joint and have the\xa0captions "Suck It Boss Man" |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:53:14): | For real fuck this guy and fuck his files |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:02:11): | there's two files he's looking for. one is right there |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:02:23): | so |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:02:34): | the other doesn't exist because he asked for it the week beore my final week, and my final week we were all hands on deck for a different report |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:02:35): | he can press that "Insert Graph" button himself |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:03:57): | Lol well it's not your problem anymore |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:04:55): | i can only have so much sympathy for a man who made around 50k off of my labor in 1.5 years, who let me go the way that he did |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:05:56): | Small businesses are the worst |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:06:05): | get me a fortune 500 company |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:06:11): | they never do anything wrong |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:06:41): | you guys should invest in Enron |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:06:46): | great company |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:20:34): | this is like a bad dream i just got another text from him |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:20:37): | at least they have HR departments. also comapnies less than 15 employees have a lot less federal regulation they have to follow |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:21:51): | just tell him you dont work for him anymore |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:03:22): | lol just all the Pics and those words |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:04:47): | Beautiful lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:29:51): | Brian I'm going to show you a picture. Try not to cum in your pants |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:29:57): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:35:11): | oh man |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:35:22): | i know you told me to try not to cum my pants, but this was too good |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:36:22): | You gotta clean them |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:38:31): | This is my swamp |
| Friday, 06 January 2017 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:36:47): | https://i.redd.it/ptu1o0093x7y.png |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:37:40): | In this image are two Australian libertarians who didn't trust the governments regulatory agency on pharmaceuticals so they drank colloidal silver for its "health effects". It also happens to turn your skin blue. |
| PontifFire.com | (08:50:48): | Free markets baby! Woo! |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:54:51): | Brah that's like 6 years old. You don't meme |
| PontifFire.com | (08:56:48): | Also, those look like Americans |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:57:23): | Looks like Brian just got hit with some Fake News |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:57:35): | Can't trust a commie |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (08:57:46): | I bet russsia sent him those pictures |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:59:38): | Reports now in they Brian had a private email server that was hacked by the Russians to have Pete have more dank memes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:05:12): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BqAOLf2cOQ |
| PontifFire.com | (09:05:17): | Sneaky Pete |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:05:19): | I was mistaken they are Americans |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:05:24): | those people are in this video |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:05:28): | from 2009 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:05:48): | Brian is a damn normie |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:06:51): | Also Brian there is an American Flag in the background in the photo of the dude in the suit |
| PontifFire.com | (09:07:03): | Marc an autist |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:07:35): | I'm Artistic not Autistic Josh |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:15:15): | You don't have to be American to appreciate FREEDOM |
| PontifFire.com | (09:52:38): | The negroes doing anything later? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:59:31): | Lemme see |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:12:08): | Getting drunk, getting high, gonna fly, gonna die |
| PontifFire.com | (10:12:37): | Let's record a podcast |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:37:31): | Commie-D Central |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:39:30): | Great we have our name |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:40:39): | New Title: 2 Commies (Brian and Josh), an EYE Talian (Pete), and The Last Best Bastion of Hope for Humanity who also crushes puss and fights space crime (Me) |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:41:20): | 2CAEATBBOHFHWACPAFSP will be the best podcast ever |
| PontifFire.com | (10:42:48): | What's everyone doing later |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:45:02): | Honestly idk. Haleys coming over and I think we're trying to plan our future few months career wise, but that will probably be pushed to tomorrow due to alcohol and bud |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:45:35): | Obviously all future planning works better after a few drinks and puffs ;) |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:54:39): | I gotta a thing with some people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:54:49): | the thing is a going away party |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:54:55): | people cowrokers and hookers |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:55:26): | Nothing like a good hooker |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:56:32): | hooker with a heart of gold |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:56:40): | and puss full of jizz |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:05:43): | That reminds me, haley said her friend myra got into a fight with Paul and brought up me and haley and something we did for each other. Apparently I was described as "ice cold with a heart of gold". |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:06:16): | isnt that kind of contradictory lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:06:39): | you are luke warm at best |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:07:21): | You are luke warm with a colon of copper |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:07:39): | Im Super Hot with a Liver of Steel and Brita Filters |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:11:42): | I don't think so, it's like Stalin who did nothing wrong who killed for the greater good |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:11:48): | Kulaks deserved worse tbh fam |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:14:19): | the only good kulak is a dead kulak tbh fam |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:14:25): | seize the means |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:32:05): | Brian cant even seize the Memes |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:32:55): | how does this man expect to organize the proles |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:33:24): | cant even get the john Lemons and the Robbie Rottens to agree on the lambsauce |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:42:47): | Lol fullcommunism has posts nows about seized memes |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:43:29): | oh then you're good |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:43:37): | time to begin the revolution |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:45:36): | The revolution will not be televised, but it will be meme'd |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:46:27): | tfw you storm the white house to institute full communism |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:49:04): | Change.org petition to change our government to communism pls obama |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:49:57): | maybe obama will do it in his last day in office |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:50:00): | why not, throw the commies a bone |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:59:52): | I wish Obama was the communist fox painted him as :( |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:00:12): | Instead we got a Republican in blackface :( |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:00:28): | Not my president! |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:04:02): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:32:19): | https://i.reddituploads.com/f5d0cefda9dd4f7ab06d5a83a02f4c26?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=efffd47121eca7dbd7c5836e8f539012 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:32:46): | Don't get on that boat black people |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:33:04): | Thanks (((autocorrect))) |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:34:31): | reminds me of when i was talking to this girl i was friends with irl on tinder, and as we were chatting she accidentally used the word nigger |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:34:52): | and shes like "omg that was autocorrect" and i asked her why her autocorrect went to that word |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:35:01): | and i think that was the end of our interactions with each other |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:36:17): | That reminds me of a time I was talking to a girl who at the time I'd hooked up with a few times. I was drunk. She said "your" instead of "you're" and I never get to correct people on it, normally people correct me. So I said "you're*" and she took it so personally we never hooked up again |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:37:01): | worth it imo |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:38:15): | Yea she if she can't care about our common language, how can she care about our mutual feelings |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:39:51): | this all could have been avoided if you used a winking emoji |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:41:09): | emojis are to women what bones are to dogs |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:41:28): | a clever diversion that they fall for every time you you want to lock them up in a crate |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:46:36): | "They want to put me in a fucking box" -women, on emojis |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:47:38): | nah baby it's cool \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:58:16): | Tell a woman you want to put your dick in her vagina and the whole world goes crazy. Tell her you want to put your eggplant emoji in her cat emoji, and nobody blinks an eye. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:04:17): | \U0001f449\U0001f44c |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:06:41): | I feel like that will be the future of pickup lines |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:07:04): | Tinder already took a lot of the legwork out of building a rapport and mutual interests with a person before boning |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:07:20): | We're reverting back to our more animal instincts. Hot? Not? Bang, don't bang. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:08:25): | i dont think you ever needed mutual interests and rapport to go to pound town |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:08:32): | you just need to be 6 feet tall have a beard and tattoos |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:11:21): | if i had to connect with a girl to have sex id still be a virgin |
| PontifFire.com | (13:11:34): | Pair of 3" stiletto heels and tinder Hall of Fame here I come |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:11:44): | "hey my name is pete, i spent about two hours yesterday on an internet forum trying to convince people that i had never hard of garlic bread before" |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:11:44): | Well for ugos like us we have to pretend to connect at least |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:11:57): | "Oh your cats really intuitive? That's so cool" |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:15:34): | "Oh you went to kean? My sister has a friend who's sister went there! We have so much in common, and soon, that will include our sexual juices." |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:15:58): | you should let me go raw dog! |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:16:24): | man thats the key for ugly people to get poontang |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:16:31): | its all about your friend's sister |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:16:38): | and how similar she is to this girl that you want to pound |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:17:00): | you grew up in minnesota? no way, my friend's sister lives there! hey, do you want get out of here and go back to my place? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:18:22): | It's in Minnesota! |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:18:47): | Id love to introduce you to my friends sister after we have sex |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:19:22): | She's totally real and not a fictitious device I invented to get this dong in that thong |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:19:48): | Anyone want to work this weekend lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:19:52): | Clean windows sweep |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:20:26): | I forgot that there's no true unemployment when there's construction work to be done. |
| PontifFire.com | (13:23:33): | I'm good. Got grad apps to work on. Gotta go into debt if you really wanna make it in America |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:24:24): | its part of what makes america great |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:25:05): | Ugh. I don't want to do this. I thought living off the system was supposed to he a lot more glamourous. Where's all these queens on welfare I heard so much about |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:25:35): | Residing over the kingdom of Handoutopia |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:26:55): | Marx save meeeee |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:27:13): | Marx can't hear you now! |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:28:59): | Handoutopia you mean europe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:29:26): | Dirka Dirka Jihad welcome to Germany |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:53:28): | #NiggerNavy is really funny |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:54:21): | i think i need to distance myself from the alt right |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:54:36): | Everyone should, they're nazis |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:54:37): | been seeing way too much of their crap since this chicago thing |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:54:44): | nah this is black people twtter |
| PontifFire.com | (13:54:47): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:54:50): | black people having a ball |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:55:07): | https://i.redd.it/hagboo9zm48y.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:55:25): | the black community turned a snafu into a comedic meme |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:55:28): | good for them |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:55:41): | Hey wait a minute |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:55:52): | follow me on this camera guy |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:56:00): | Shots at Fort Lauderdale airport. I was just there last week. Yeesh. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:56:18): | cant we go one day |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:56:21): | with 1 meme |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:57:46): | also most imporatant question |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:57:51): | what color was the shooter |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:59:42): | come on islam, big money big money no whammies |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:03:51): | https://i.redd.it/0bibhnvgbz7y.png |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:03:54): | The fact they haven't said yet makes me feel it's a white male. Otherwise trump would be tweeting about it already |
| PontifFire.com | (14:05:27): | Former white house press Sec was there. Live tweeting |
| PontifFire.com | (14:05:39): | Ari Fleischer |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:05:54): | "#niggernavy save meee" |
| PontifFire.com | (14:06:00): | 3 confirmed dead |
| PontifFire.com | (14:06:50): | Florida is also incredibly liberal in how they handout concealed carry permits |
| PontifFire.com | (14:07:19): | Could've just been an upset white dude that was legally allowed to carry. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:07:26): | Gotta stand your ground |
| PontifFire.com | (14:07:27): | Maybe he was just standing his ground |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:07:29): | the suspect is in custody so let's see |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:07:36): | I heard he was gunned down |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:07:52): | Well read. But ik, time to place your bets |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:07:59): | Ok* |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:08:43): | I say white male. This seems to disorganized for Islamic terrorists, more likely a deranged lone white man imo. That's where I'm putting my money |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:10:49): | but are muslims going to let a white man beat them at their own game |
| PontifFire.com | (14:11:01): | Probably white guy. Only made it to baggage claim. No security checks needed. Maybe former airport employee. Maybe saw another man waiting to pick up his GF at the same baggage claim. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:11:34): | Pete, white man invented the game |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:11:45): | but muslims perfected it |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:11:53): | like black people with basketball |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:12:12): | this does seem like a honkey's MO tho |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:12:24): | It definitely is |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:12:30): | Dude also went in with only a 9 mm |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:12:41): | Obviously planning was not his strong suit |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:13:21): | still killed like 5 people |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:16:56): | gun control debate time! |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:17:20): | Trump will keep my guns safe |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:17:34): | In fact I'm going back out to Luthers guns to load up more |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:18:01): | the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:18:14): | or multiple good guys with guns, firing into a crowd at one bad guy with a gun |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:18:14): | Lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:28:16): | My money is on a Dog |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:28:22): | Silent hill 2 ending bitch |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:28:47): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:29:16): | Also since they havent said it im\xa0going to say its a minority, the MSM is so liberal |
| PontifFire.com | (14:30:02): | Then why did NBC hire to Fox news bitches |
| PontifFire.com | (14:30:06): | Boom |
| PontifFire.com | (14:30:15): | Two* |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:30:38): | d@ng |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:30:45): | the police prob didnt release the name yet |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:31:21): | NBC owns MSNBC |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:31:30): | and discovery |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:31:38): | and a bunch more |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:31:45): | so its all the same |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:32:00): | AND YOU CANT CUCK THE TUCK |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:32:48): | I agree it's all the same a bunch of liberal nonsense. Fox provides a the only other talking point, so we can debate between center right and far right positions. Yayyy. Fox would have said it's a Muslim though if it was. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:33:05): | where is our communist news channel lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:33:16): | for the 60 year old communists |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:34:09): | "Witness on Fox News who called in just reported more shots fired at parking garage at Ft. Lauderdale airport. Told to lay on the floor" |
| PontifFire.com | (14:34:13): | Ain't even that MSM is liberal that's the problem. It's consolidation into five or six companies, industry wide that is at issue |
| PontifFire.com | (14:35:34): | Concentration of power in media industry is what gives the allure that they're all the same |
| PontifFire.com | (14:36:22): | Most people's opinions vary wildly, but there aren't 1000 media empires. Just 5 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:36:39): | Brah |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:36:43): | you dont even know |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:36:50): | i think most people only care about like one or two issues |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:36:56): | its my job to deal with the netwroks |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:37:02): | everyone is the smae |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:37:18): | Pussy and lifting |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:37:21): | my two |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:37:27): | i need to crush both |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:41:07): | lofty goals |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:44:52): | https://twitter.com/Stewartmoore/status/817451894897594368 |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:44:55): | we were way off |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:47:19): | There's only 5 and they're all libtards |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:47:26): | Or 6 whatever |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:47:45): | Where's my CCCPTV |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:50:23): | "Today on CCCPTV - it's all bad, like really bad" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:50:24): | I said Minoarty |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:50:32): | So i win |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:50:38): | gimme America |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:51:55): | We're living in a neoliberal wet dream, a communist nightmare |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:52:26): | "Today On CCCPTV, Obama - republican or worse?" |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:52:46): | It's be interesting to have a side call every politician they don't like nazis instead of communists |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:52:51): | GODDAMN LIBERALSSSSSSSSSSS |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:53:01): | LIBERALS GET OUTTTTTTT |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:53:29): | people call the right nazis all the time lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:55:29): | Well now it's fitting at least ;) |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:55:37): | A duuuuuuur |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:56:22): | lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:56:28): | god bless em |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:57:44): | http://www.tactics.com/nike-sb/dunk-high-elite-skate-shoes/black-black-white-purple-haze-box-dunk |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:57:50): | i might get these |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:57:54): | i know you arent sneaker heads |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:57:57): | but thoughts |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:59:33): | im not a fan but if you like em go for it |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:00:17): | They look cool imo |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:00:26): | But I'm not a shoe expert |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:58:12): | Did anyone have lone Hispanic man from Alaska? That's who the shooter was. Estaban Santiago |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:59:50): | Originally from NJ |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:59:53): | Actually he was a NJ native |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:59:54): | Yea |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:59:59): | flew in with the gun in his luggage, wow |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:00:02): | JerseyStrong |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:00:16): | Good job TSA |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:00:22): | One job |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:00:25): | it was checked |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:00:32): | not like his carryon |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:00:58): | Well I thought they at least X Rayed checked luggage for this exact reason |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:01:37): | Guess not though. Probably will starting now |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:01:39): | i think youre allowed to bring a gun onto a plane if its hecked |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:02:16): | the question is did he pledge to islam or not |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:02:31): | or was he just a MGTOW lone wolf |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:03:35): | Well he was kicked out for rent (which my mom said "he wouldn't have been kicked out if he didn't have to pay rent" mockingly to me), and he has a charge for property destruction related to domestic violence. So probably a MGTOW |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:04:12): | lol your mom with the zinger |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:05:06): | I said yea he'd he'd still be up in Alaska where all he could shoot was moose. YOU DID THIS |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:05:37): | this shooting falls on the backs of all landlords! |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:06:51): | Wow so you can bring both gun and ammo on a plane as long as it's checked and not loaded |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:07:03): | Guess they never counted on what this guy did and just loading it at the airport |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:07:12): | What a mastermind to get around that rule |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:07:55): | you see most people, they wait to get home before they load the gun |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:08:23): | Then I'll drive back to the airport and shoot it up! |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:09:27): | but by then they've already changed their mind |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:10:56): | The good old waiting period of driving to the airport. Plus nobody wants to drive TO the airport |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:11:28): | UGH, this traffic! The only person I want to kill now is myself! |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:11:34): | "I'd shoot up the place if the traffic wasn't terrible and the terminals weren't so confusing!" |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:11:57): | Damn it, missed the terminal. Oh well, guess I'll go volunteer at the children's hospital instead |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:26:26): | https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/5jwy5y/23tb_of_porn_i_cant_bring_myself_to_delete_it/ |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:26:32): | Dude on Reddit explains why he needs 23TB of porn |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:28:30): | "But porn is healthy like weed"-reddit |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:29:44): | At least he said he's only watched like 10% of it. Meaning 270 gigabytes. He says it's 1080p and each movie is like 3 gigs, meaning 90 movies. Assuming each is an hour, 90 hours of porn. Assuming 15 minute want sesh, that's 360 wank seshs |
| PontifFire.com | (16:30:18): | The guy should just sell it |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:30:20): | Now the real question is how much does he wank it |
| PontifFire.com | (16:30:24): | Not delete it |
| PontifFire.com | (16:30:43): | Not like it has jizz all over it. It's data. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:30:58): | Well it's illegal where he is. Can you imagine going to jail for selling porn? Here we tell 18 year old to get into it ASAP |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:31:12): | hey wanna make 3 grand in one hour |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:31:33): | Stoll surprised Sam didn't do it |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:31:37): | Still* |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:31:42): | she just needs a little push |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:31:50): | she missed Teen porn but she can still do Milf |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:32:18): | for some reason porn milfs are like 25 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:09:01): | They're mom's who made bad decisions young. It's also why they're in porn. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:10:42): | Some ex Microsoft product developer created a new political ideology that will bring together the left and right seemlessly. You can be a part of this (not registered) non-profit for only $5 a month and if you get in now you can even help shape the political ideology, PENTAMONICS. The top post basically calls this guy out on his pyramid fake non profit scheme and reported him to the FTC and IRS lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:11:04): | https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5kxm4r/i_am_rick_raddatz_a_political_philosopher_who/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=IAmA |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:44:46): | McDonald's is hiring day shift guys |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:44:55): | Free meal |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:45:15): | And you could give me stuff |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (21:58:06): | I'm in |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (21:58:14): | I really want fries |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (21:58:23): | And a mcgriddle |
| Saturday, 07 January 2017 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:27:48): | You guys see the new it's always sunny? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:43:03): | Nah |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:55:39): | It's was cool they did an experimental episode |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:55:55): | And if you don't like it you're RACIST |
| PontifFire.com | (14:27:02): | I liked it |
| PontifFire.com | (15:04:46): | http://i.imgur.com/4pWazI8.mp4 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (22:10:23): | I can't stop watching limited a presses |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (23:21:35): | Yea it's so fucking funny |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (23:22:57): | https://youtu.be/EHXEUW8st_Q |
| Sunday, 08 January 2017 |
| PontifFire.com | (00:45:15): | https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/817901534948179968 |
| Monday, 09 January 2017 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:43:27): | I just watched the whole original .5 A press videio |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:43:33): | I need to get my QPU aligned |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:45:53): | https://i.redd.it/7645llgvbz2y.png |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:12:20): | http://s.quickmeme.com/img/e7/e79db3d3db32faabbdfc39444335318cb545d0912388075e76b39595d176c89c.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:13:56): | http://i.imgur.com/4pUSn8N.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:40:05): | https://pics.onsizzle.com/Imgur-59815b.png |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:40:15): | Damn Commies got some dank memes |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:42:22): | The alt right misses you |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:42:42): | Yes they do, fullcommunism poweeeer |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:44:11): | But |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:44:19): | Murica will always beat Commies |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:44:24): | With Thicc |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:44:25): | http://imgur.com/AVJM6nk |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:49:36): | damn that is thicc |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:10:43): | they say white girls aint got no butt |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:10:49): | never said white boys dont |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:56:42): | https://www.amazon.com/Beardski-Merlin-Face-Mask-White/dp/B00EB3R474/ref=pd_sim_468_5?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00EB3R474&pd_rd_r=T6DVBRTVNS07R6R546W3&pd_rd_w=bv1uN&pd_rd_wg=V5tzB&psc=1&refRID=T6DVBRTVNS07R6R546W3 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:56:44): | Whos in |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:57:15): | If buy one that's bad ass |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:57:18): | I'd* |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:57:39): | If all 4 of us did it too it would look even cooler lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:02:42): | https://www.aafnation.com/collections/merican-history/products/ben-franklin-vs-zeus-poster?variant=33667618058 |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:07:25): | We can be the ZZ Top of the ski lodge |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:09:28): | https://www.rageon.com/ |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:09:35): | there is so much stupid shit here |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:09:44): | i bought some really stupid shit just now |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:10:38): | https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0228/8535/products/Full_House_of_Lean_Tank_Top_1024x1024.jpg?v=1444022094 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:10:41): | So i bought onew |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:18:49): | Why did someone even make this |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:18:54): | What is the market for it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:19:25): | Bros Pete |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:19:27): | Bros |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:19:30): | and guess what |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:19:36): | they got a sale |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:19:45): | Fucking GDIs |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:20:00): | Brian Josh, I feel as you are |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:20:12): | you are commies in a captlist world |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:20:22): | i am a frat star is a GDI world |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:20:35): | I MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PARTY |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:49:12): | What is even going on |
| PontifFire.com | (13:50:19): | What's GDI |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:50:47): | if you dont know you are one |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:51:29): | its someone not in a frat |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:51:33): | common guys |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:51:39): | this is first grad stuff |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:54:19): | God Damn Independent |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:56:20): | i learned all my frat slang from the frat aliens episode of aqua teen hunger force |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:59:48): | just had so much coffee that i feel like im going to have a heart attack, now i can work |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:05:04): | Only when we feeling the fear of impending death can we truly utilize the power of PivotTables. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:09:00): | my heart is going so fast i cant feel it any more, time to crank some if then statementsd |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:24:37): | http://hardcorepaintballarena.com/ |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:24:40): | Thoughts |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:24:46): | maybe a weekend in Feb? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:25:06): | Why February? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:25:20): | i dunno |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:25:32): | its soon |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:25:35): | and we can play |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:25:46): | unless you guys want to go like next weekend |
| PontifFire.com | (16:27:26): | I'm down. My friend Jake and his med school friends were talking about paintball too. Maybe we can get a good group rate. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:27:56): | They Cool |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:28:01): | i mean they Cute? |
| PontifFire.com | (16:31:52): | You like small Asian men and Jews? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:39:41): | Boy do I |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:50:46): | Arent jews supposed to love small asians |
| PontifFire.com | (16:51:22): | Eh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:51:39): | and arent tiny asians and tiny jews supposed to love BBC if the section of porn hub i accidentally clicked its to be believed |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:51:48): | also good for porn hub for having gay porn |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:51:59): | really being into LGBT rights |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:52:32): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reNvytfN820 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:53:15): | any way back to paintball |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:54:03): | https://www.vantora.com/Paintball/hpa/registration/calendar.asp |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:54:13): | they have packages' |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:54:53): | they arent the only one \ufffd |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:55:22): | but im down to go whenever. i was thinking this was outdoors but if its indoors february is fine |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:56:57): | yea its inside |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:57:13): | i want to fake murder in heated and ac envirments |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:58:00): | with 8 people we can make it private and only play each other |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:58:11): | so if we get like 10 it can be war |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:58:33): | Jessie, Joe, Evan, Haley, Lori, Zach want to come? |
| Tuesday, 10 January 2017 |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:39:52): | jessie says maybe, gonna ask my brother, he will prob say yes |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:41:14): | hes in |
| PontifFire.com | (09:42:52): | It's gonna be fun to shoot a bunch of Italian, Mussolini-loving, fascist scum. |
| PontifFire.com | (09:43:38): | What's Jessie, Irish? German? |
| PontifFire.com | (09:43:51): | We could do Allies v Axis |
| PontifFire.com | (09:43:54): | Kill Brian |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:03:09): | The Reich rises |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:22:24): | Jessie is like half Swedish half Italian or something like that, so she's partially axis |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:22:32): | She's like a third world nation |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:23:05): | Does she have oil or not |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:47:09): | Im 30% British, 25% EYE Tie, 15% Scandinavian, 15% Middle Eastern and like 15% other shit |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:47:27): | So Im British Empire |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:47:33): | Roman Empire |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:47:40): | Islamic Empire |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:47:44): | and genereic white |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:47:48): | You know it's a joke in other races about how white people break down their nationality fractionaly |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:47:50): | SO I AM THE WARLORD |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:48:01): | 15% \U0001f473\U0001f3fe? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:48:09): | You know other races are a joke to white people? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:48:24): | What do you call 16 white people in a room? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:48:29): | 1 native American |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:48:39): | Because they're all 1/16 native American |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:48:45): | i ain |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:48:47): | aint |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:48:55): | in eurpean, im a sophicated man |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:52:38): | I don't consider myself any nationality |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:52:44): | I'm just 100% homo |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:52:49): | Homo sapien |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:54:14): | and 40% german |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:59:16): | so my buyer fucked everything up hard and got moved off the account |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:59:24): | aka almost fired |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:00:02): | You're buyer was almost fired? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:00:23): | yea he just ficked everything up |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:00:29): | I'll be honest marc, a flow chart would really help me follow how your business operates. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:00:38): | okay |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:00:57): | Or just explain what happened sequentially |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:02:05): | Well it goes CEO - Presdient of Invesment\xa0- EVP of Media Invesment\xa0- VP - Supervisor - Buyer - Asst |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:02:30): | i am an Asst |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:03:16): | so my buyer is in charge of seting up the buys and negotiations for buys |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:03:27): | its my job to make sure they delvier and do the day to day |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:04:01): | we are buying stuff now for 2017 and he fucked it all up |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:04:22): | so we have to start from scratch and get it done by tomorrow |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:04:27): | so he was moved |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:04:59): | Moved eh? That sounds like they wanted to fire him but couldn't lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:05:07): | That sucks |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:05:16): | You stuck with it now? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:07): | sorta |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:18): | we melded with another buyer |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:37): | so there are 2 asst and 1 buyer for 7 accounants |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:11:39): | its just we are screwed kinda and its all his fault and we want to say something but we cant |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:11:51): | but even out VP knows he done fucked up |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:14:39): | marc are you a planner |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:16:17): | no im a buyer |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:16:45): | so there are multiple buyers on one account? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:17:45): | normally yes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:18:08): | most of the time its like 2-3 buyers 3-4 assts |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:18:14): | 1 supervisor |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:18:17): | 1 vp |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:18:28): | oh ok that makes sense |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:18:32): | sometimes and AD which is between Vp and supervisor |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:24:50): | so are you inheriting that guys accounts now |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:26:09): | no i was on them |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:26:19): | i just have more to do now |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:26:38): | damn that sucks |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:27:08): | so do you research the leads and then do the buys or just set up negotiations? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:30:00): | ok this makes more sense now that I realize you're both buyers |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:19): | im his asst buyer |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:22): | or was |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:33): | i buy and traffic the deals |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:59:11): | its hard to explain when im in a crunch but im pissed at him even more since we had to cancel lunch due to him |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:59:15): | and it was sushi |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:00:05): | damn that really sucks. sushi at work is as fancy as it comes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:04:32): | ill explain it all when i got some time |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:53:32): | i just took the weirdest smelling poop |
| PontifFire.com | (14:55:02): | Describe it for me |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:10:37): | I would be interested in how the media industry actually works |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:10:42): | I think it's fascinating |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:31:09): | i can drop some knowledge later |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:49:19): | You faggettes doing anything Friday? |
| PontifFire.com | (15:49:49): | Just fag stuff |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:53:53): | your dad |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:54:05): | but he flakes alot so probs nothing |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:54:38): | Say what you want about my mom but don't bring my dad into this |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:55:54): | your mom is a respected member of the community |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:56:48): | i don't think i am |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:57:55): | 4 is an orgy right |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:58:03): | who wants to have a gay orgy |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:59:23): | sorry gay organs |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:59:30): | i want to start harvesting organs |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:59:35): | my bad |
| PontifFire.com | (16:01:27): | Podcast |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:08:07): | Podestacast |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:08:15): | more like BOD Cast |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:08:24): | Podesta the Molesta PodestaMolestaCast |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:08:28): | Podestas bod cast |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:08:40): | Faggot Cast |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:08:45): | its like chrome cast |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:08:48): | only of dicks |
| PontifFire.com | (16:22:38): | Let's talk about people man |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:28:45): | Oh yes, the man made of people |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:28:49): | People-Man |
| PontifFire.com | (18:34:27): | Man's ultimate form. 100 men together forming a giant squirrel suit of aerodynamic skin |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:43:08): | http://imgur.com/GVt98nG?r |
| PontifFire.com | (18:45:08): | Wait, I thought she's on Glenn Becks network. She got a job with her mom? |
| PontifFire.com | (18:45:24): | O that's three years old nvm |
| Wednesday, 11 January 2017 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:51:26): | https://i.reddituploads.com/c326eed3240c4290b6a28d13e355430b?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=19e1dc18760ff3170592c5d975297379 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:03:03): | http://imgur.com/a/iIqYP |
| PontifFire.com | (11:30:42): | "we have much hacking going on" \n-DJT |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:31:29): | "I will be the greatest job producer that God ever created" - Trump just said this in his press conference lol |
| PontifFire.com | (11:31:47): | This is gold |
| PontifFire.com | (11:39:13): | This press conference is a joke |
| PontifFire.com | (11:39:56): | He literally just said he won't release his tax returns because he won |
| PontifFire.com | (11:40:16): | That no one cares except journalists |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:41:01): | \U0001f914 |
| PontifFire.com | (11:41:29): | What emoji is that? Not showing on my phone |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:41:40): | The thinking one lol |
| PontifFire.com | (11:43:38): | They literally have a stack of "paperwork" in manila folders on a table to show how much they've done to distance DJT from Trump Org. |
| PontifFire.com | (11:43:47): | Like Trump Steaks |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:46:32): | I try to distance myself from all my failures all the time. But the abortion clinic keeps calling for payment |
| PontifFire.com | (11:47:05): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:48:53): | Looks like a bunch of nerd shit. I'm to busy winning with Charlie sheen and trump. Two of the grounded and well rounded people ever |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:50:26): | New plan. Movie villain quote or trump line |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:50:32): | http://cdn.viewmixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Success-Breakfast.gif |
| PontifFire.com | (11:52:32): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:57:21): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgOwwwlhkD8&t=15s |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:57:42): | #Pissgate Is Real |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:58:11): | What the fuck is happening to our country |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:58:29): | Do we live in a 4chan matrix simulation? |
| PontifFire.com | (12:07:16): | "buzzfeed is a failing pile of garbage" |
| PontifFire.com | (12:08:04): | He won't let CNN ask a question |
| PontifFire.com | (12:08:11): | Called them fake news |
| PontifFire.com | (12:10:04): | THIS is must-see tv |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:11:54): | Other journalist appluaded him calling CNN fake news lol |
| PontifFire.com | (12:13:31): | That was the crowd in the back. Not the journalists. But that would've been hysterical. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:14:16): | 9 more days baby |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:14:34): | Josh be sure to bring a lead pipe to inaguration |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:15:02): | Worst thing the liberals ever did was give republicans the term fake news |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:16:52): | also signing the propaganda/misinformation act right before leaving lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:17:08): | Thanks Obama! |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:18:39): | lol jesus christ he just ended his press conference with threatening to fire his sons if they don't do a good job with his businesses lol |
| PontifFire.com | (12:20:07): | Yeah, but in all fairness, it was obviously a joke. He said after 8 years, i.e. he'll be reelected. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:20:59): | i know it's just funny that our president has a catch phrase that he still uses |
| PontifFire.com | (12:23:13): | Think he'll say it to Obama next week at inauguration? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:23:56): | I think it's all some people have to live for at this point, to see Trump tell Obama he's fired |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:24:56): | Honestly I think all our presidents should have a catchphrase |
| PontifFire.com | (12:28:53): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:36:59): | Trump still hasn't commented about who is the best wafui |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:55:01): | The hell is GGG? |
| PontifFire.com | (14:04:17): | Good Guy Greg? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:06:35): | I feel bad for good guy Greg if he ever wants to apply for a job |
| PontifFire.com | (14:07:22): | Let's all chip in and by Greg some nice boots |
| PontifFire.com | (14:07:30): | So he can pull himself up |
| PontifFire.com | (14:07:43): | Buy* |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:07:57): | boot straps Josh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:08:10): | pull yourself up by the boot straps, |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:08:17): | Well he's gonna need boots for the boot straps |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:08:18): | Found out why people are commies |
| PontifFire.com | (14:08:27): | Yes. Twas what I was referring to |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:08:28): | you people have been pulling boots |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:08:45): | you cant pull yourself up by boots, they would fall of |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:09:02): | I did it guys, solved all our socio econmoc problems |
| PontifFire.com | (14:09:54): | Boots generally have boot straps. Like Pete said, can't just have the straps without the boots |
| PontifFire.com | (14:10:08): | I mean you could |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:10:25): | None |
| PontifFire.com | (14:10:31): | I should hand out boot straps at inauguration |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:12:17): | http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations |
| PontifFire.com | (14:13:34): | I've read there's a strong correlation between boots and boot straps. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:14:16): | Nah, they figured out it was just a small trend bump |
| PontifFire.com | (14:15:43): | Bollocks |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:16:40): | Also |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:16:46): | Why can't you pull on boot straps |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:16:50): | That's the point |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:17:07): | you would snap them off under your weight and power |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:17:49): | oh i was thinking of the loops on the back |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:17:53): | man what the fuck was reagan talking about |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:18:33): | Now lifting yourself in a bucket |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:18:37): | thats oure science' |
| PontifFire.com | (14:18:39): | Wait, aren't those exactly what boot straps are |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:18:41): | pure |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:18:51): | no bootstraps are in the fronmt |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:18:59): | like over the ankle |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:19:08): | like on cowboy boots |
| PontifFire.com | (14:19:09): | Wait what |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:19:29): | did we just debunk reaganaomics? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:19:49): | http://www.culturedcowboy.com/boots/RoadWolf/images/1152DistWest.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:19:58): | the metal thing is a boot strap |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:20:32): | or the things in side can be called boot straps but can also be boot hooks |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:20:38): | i never knew |
| PontifFire.com | (14:20:45): | So not the straps at the top that would help to pull the boot on |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:21:08): | it can be to some people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:21:24): | but i really dont know at this point which part they are reffering\xa0to |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:21:46): | so these boots clearly have no handouts |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:31:29): | man i missed a great conversation. i love bootstraps. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:33:21): | https://abetterworldisprobable.wordpress.com/2011/05/17/pulling-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps-an-etymology-of-an-american-dream/ |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:33:34): | interesting read about hte origins of the phrase fo you nerds |
| PontifFire.com | (14:33:53): | I ain't reading shit. |
| PontifFire.com | (14:33:59): | What's it say |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:34:34): | the phrase used to be used to mean something impossible |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:35:44): | Indeed, many suggest that the phrase originated from the fantastical stories of the adventurer Baron von Munchausen (circa 1785) who had, among other fantastic feats such as riding on a cannonball, pulled himself\u2013and his horse\u2013up from a swamp by his bootstraps |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:36:28): | "Lifting yourself up by your bootstraps is supposedly impossible, but the army jeep just about manages the stunt." from a popular mechanics article in 1941 |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:03:20): | http://archive.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/theword/2009/01/bootstraps_and.html |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:03:26): | blog vs blog at this point tho |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:03:30): | who knows where words come from |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:03:35): | Hawk-man |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:04:53): | Well the popular mechanics quote is from an article you can look at but yea baron von whatever is disputedly where it originated. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:08:00): | Find the origin of Fuck the Zuck |
| PontifFire.com | (15:08:47): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:16:43): | He wants to get into politics now, coincidentally completely unrelated to him finding his religion ;) |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:16:51): | But if he gets into politics we need those shirts |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:26:11): | Lol what |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:28:35): | She wants a bull |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:28:49): | Are you man enough? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:32:06): | she wasnt bad looking |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:32:13): | also they are newly weds |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:32:16): | da fuq |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:32:36): | It was a rough wedding lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:32:57): | something tells me her dress should be white |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:33:45): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:34:11): | im not typinf\xa0Cuck tales into my work computer |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:36:27): | also i got time so i can give you a breakdown of the media indusrty |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:36:50): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:37:31): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:37:40): | Ok I'm done now lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:38:42): | Well thats actually a good place to start |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:38:45): | So Media |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:38:51): | aka The Cukeninig |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:39:17): | So ill go client to air |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:39:34): | and try to not use indstruy lingo |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:39:41): | Kewl |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:51:17): | So a client wants to come in and wants their new product to get weight. So lets say Cuckerburger launches a new line of cuck apperal |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:51:31): | he goes to our agency and says i want to sell my cuck stuff |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:52:02): | the planners ask tehn questions and say do they want people to just be aware of the cuck stuff or do they want to drive sales in stores? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:52:13): | the pick drive sales in stores |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:52:46): | and then they plan a thing for them saying this is all the media we will buy for you and why to drive sales in cuck stuff |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:53:27): | so then the planning team goes to radio tv print digitla search and all other types of media and says here is your goal of people to hit and here is your budgetr |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:54:00): | so then we say okay going off of money and audinence what are the best netwroks to buy to get people to buy cuck stuff |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:54:14): | So then same time on the Netwrok side |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:55:06): | The MSNBC teams says hey X amount of total people will watch and then they break it down into subsections |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:55:26): | so they will best guess on demos |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:56:19): | so then the agency divedes the money into planned spend and we got to MSNBC saying hey We need to get Y amount of Cucks for X dollars |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:56:33): | so where do you fit in |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:56:33): | Then we negiate price |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:56:45): | Im the agency who talks to the client and netwrok |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:56:49): | im the buyer |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:57:03): | so do you research the leads |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:57:07): | or do you just get the leads and negotiate |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:57:24): | its not really leads |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:57:33): | its we know the best things and do it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:57:43): | there is a thing called engage |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:58:01): | and it ranks the best networks based on your criteria |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:58:18): | so indusry average will be 100 Engage |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:58:35): | so m 18-49 EPSN will be like 300 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:58:46): | becuase thats\xa0most of the aduince |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:59:07): | while HGTV will under enagage men 18-49 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:59:13): | but over engage women 25-54 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:59:22): | so we pick based on that and price |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:59:41): | like no one really watchs Great American Country |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:59:48): | but its dirt keep so we buy it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:01:46): | But then we buy the ad space and i make sure it produces the correct amount of eyeballs |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:02:17): | so say MSNBC projects 90.000 Cucks will watch Maddow on tuesday at 5 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:02:29): | and it only has 89,000 Cucks watch |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:02:46): | they owe us 1000 cuck impressions so they have to make it up |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:05:52): | and you do the actual negotiations or does that go to like a sales dept or your manager? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:32): | well my buyers do |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:41): | i do a few but not as much as they do |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:48): | all negots are in my team |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:55): | for TV |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:59): | and radio |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:34:57): | damn |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:35:00): | i can't handle this truth |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:39:12): | Your reality is bought and sold by Marc |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:43:20): | im just a fucking pawnnnn |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:58:27): | Pretty much, Ever read platos cave, i have since im\xa0very smart |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:39:27): | things i have learned |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:39:39): | people are currency and sterotypes are mostly real |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:39:54): | from working in this industry |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (18:25:13): | (((People))) huh |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:39:24): | What are some true white people stereotypes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:39:38): | We like unseasoned food |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:39:45): | I'll eat chicken any way |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:40:15): | What's the racial breakdown of the food network viewers |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (20:40:27): | We love spreading smallpox |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (20:40:41): | Rodeos |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:41:25): | Gotta see those BPM's (Bucks Per Minute) |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:41:38): | This bull here is a professional |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:41:42): | Its not his first rodeo |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (20:45:21): | http://m.imgur.com/w4zmCHE?r |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (20:45:25): | White culture |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:24:24): | The map of the British empire. White people culture: genicode of others. |
| PontifFire.com | (21:25:02): | Marc is woke as fuck |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:25:24): | Nah I'm usually pretty tired |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:34:34): | Pete. I want this to be a picture at your wedding but me |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (21:45:52): | We are discussing just telling the photographer to ignore us and take pictures of you all night |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:47:32): | Listen. If I'm paying 250 dollars for you to take picture mister photograph I want so many pictures of drunk Marc for my mantel it goes from funny to creepy. You hear me. Creepy amounts |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (21:49:25): | 250 dollars? Lol you wish |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:50:08): | Bitch I'm so single you add an ilatrity im the end of mankind and rise of robots |
| Up Tighty Whities | (21:52:42): | None |
| Thursday, 12 January 2017 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:18:02): | You nogs wanna do something this weekend/Friday |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (08:18:16): | Sure |
| PontifFire.com | (08:18:45): | Sure |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:18:53): | Save mankind through the power of Jesus it is. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:19:05): | Jesus is my gardener. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:19:14): | Man is a god with a weed whacked |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:19:35): | Sure |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:22:00): | So what we do |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:23:46): | Also guy next to me on the path is watching the office |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (08:31:06): | But which season |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:31:58): | Looked like Micheal Dwight and a few others were at a conference |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:32:11): | Jim just arrived |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (08:32:12): | The convention |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:32:52): | Season 4 I believe |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:32:57): | I'm only fluent in community |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:33:08): | God if only I knew some work skill as well as I know the office |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (08:33:21): | I'd be zuckerburg |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:33:24): | Then I could really make the fat cats a lot more money |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (08:34:07): | Imagine if I had devoted the time I spent memorizing reruns of the office to learning a skill, I'd be in the 1% now no doubt |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:34:59): | I would have invented Facebook 2 by now |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:35:12): | "It's new, it's Facebook 2!" |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:35:17): | No relation |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (08:35:22): | I'd already be on Facebook 3 and run you out of business |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:35:44): | Guess it'd be time to invent InstaKilo then |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (08:36:10): | Let's just say I'd show your girl the real definition of a bull market |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:36:19): | You're not allowed to only upload one photo at a time, each upload has to he 1000 pics |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (08:36:33): | It's all or nothing |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:37:07): | "Here's 1000 before pics! #fitfamnextupload" |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:05:30): | i think there should be long term competitive eating competitions |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:05:40): | not just how many hot dogs you can eat in an hour |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:05:45): | how many can you eat in a month? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:13:53): | nah life time |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:14:01): | you get identical twins |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:14:09): | and dont tell themits a competion |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:14:19): | just see how many more hotdogs thye eat |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:18:44): | on their deathbeds, one of them will receive the oscar meyer weiner award in their senile state |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:19:11): | congrats buddy, ya did it, you ate more hot dogs than your twin. this will definitely be looked favorably upon by god btw |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:20:09): | This is like the Truman show of competitive eating |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:30:35): | oh did I tell you guys I met up with my old coworkers yesterdy afor dinner/so they could give me the stuff that was on my desk |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:30:46): | apparently my boss has been shit talking me every day since i've been gone lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:32:58): | also while looking for the files he thought i did, he had priscilla copy my entire desktop and he said he was going to look through everything on it |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:33:20): | Sounds like a good work environment |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:34:24): | he keeps bitching about how i'd do hw on the job all the time and that's why he let me go. mind you i only was in school the last few months of my employment too and it was rare i did that lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:35:45): | Hes like a crazy Ex |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:36:06): | much like a crazy ex you have to cut all contact |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:36:14): | you wanted to leave so he broke up with you and is being petty |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:36:25): | that is a really good comparison lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:36:27): | priscilla said the other day, out of nowhere, he said "that kid better not fucking ask me for a recommendation letter" lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:36:34): | you sure your boss wasnt a woman |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:37:23): | ask him for one just for shiggles and then read it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:37:52): | its one page and it just says Brian is a piece of sheeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttt |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:38:32): | lmao that's exactly what I said |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:39:17): | are you free to plow his wife now? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:39:57): | oh yea i learned he fired his daughter in law too |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:40:01): | lolol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:40:05): | welcome to the family asshole! |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:40:18): | and she was even more a part time worker than I was. she'd come in around 6, after she would teach, and just do billing a few days a week |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:41:29): | and this led to a huge fight at their family christmas party apparently lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:52:12): | Your Fucking wife is slaking there Johnny, |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:52:31): | Johnny your dads and asshole |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:53:08): | Johnny's interal thoughts "If i kill myself can i leave all my shit to no one so these two fucks rot in hell" |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:07:52): | oh i gotta tell you guys what my mom asked me the other day |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:08:02): | "who do you think helped end slavery more, white people or black people" |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:10:00): | this is a warning, don't let your parents watch too much fox news or they'll spout siht like this lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:25:47): | i dont even know how to answer that question lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:42:07): | http://i.imgur.com/KPdQzpv.png |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:45:32): | idk about you guys but id love to become texting buddies with trump |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:45:47): | everyone but the most triggered liberals think the dude is hilarious |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:15:08): | To go back to the slavery, White Men did the most to end slavery, they else did the most to stop the end of the slavery |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:15:27): | pretty much back then white men was 100% of the pie on every issue |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:16:02): | Also I want trump texts so bad, its 3 AM hes drunk send a dick pic to the entire nation |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:16:12): | this is the america i want |
| PontifFire.com | (11:16:53): | Trump doesn't drink alcohol |
| PontifFire.com | (11:17:04): | Cause he's a little bitch |
| PontifFire.com | (11:17:27): | And his brother died due to his alcoholism |
| PontifFire.com | (11:17:43): | \U0001f62d |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:17:52): | there's a conspiracy he's a secret alcoholic due to his speech patterns lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:18:36): | i've seen reddit threads discussing what pharamceuticals he's on. most people think he's at least on modvigil, a drug for narcolepsy thats also used for ADD, keeps you from feeling tired. it would completely explain why the fuck he's up at 3 am (if he took his pill late, like at 8 am) |
| PontifFire.com | (11:22:18): | Wouldn't surprise me. |
| PontifFire.com | (11:22:25): | That's the sad part. |
| PontifFire.com | (11:22:55): | Anyone else, and I'd say that's wild conjecture |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:23:43): | yea i've taken modvigil before and still have a stash of it. it basically just helps you focus a little, and makes you stay up for 15ish hours from when you took it, and make you feel not tired |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:23:49): | it's also called the CEO drug |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:24:01): | cause many ceo's get it prescribed by a nice friendly neighborhood doctor |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:24:06): | or just order it online from canada like me |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:45:10): | So i take it at 5 and hit the gym |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:45:13): | and get swole |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:45:23): | 15 hours of gym |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:48:53): | https://i.reddituploads.com/ebf0a60b7a894703b2be79e27ff06433?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=5ba5b321f747516235bffdffd1265ca4 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:50:04): | https://s28.postimg.org/v9cga2k19/Biden_bro.jpg?noredir=1 |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:08:50): | Honestly I'd love to take that and go to the gym, then I could get a workout in each morning |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:09:30): | you guys want em? you can buy some from me. i used em for finals |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:09:32): | \ufffd |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:14:35): | yea bring them in a suite case, come alone to this alley |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:15:40): | Pete, protocol Omega Zulu Foxtrot Niner Niner five. I stashed the silencer in the third box of BooBerry Cereal on the second shelf in your local grocery store |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:16:45): | https://gfycat.com/GorgeousFeistyHuman |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:16:50): | thats bromance |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:18:52): | that guy in the back right did not care for this at all lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:19:02): | he's just like fuck it everyone else is standing guess i have to now |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:19:25): | the black guy? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:20:12): | the guy in the blue tie and shirt |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:25:13): | my b i was doing stage right |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:22:47): | Someone put toilet paper on the little crack of the stall Im using so you couldn't see or out. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:23:30): | At first I used to think like that. I don't want anyone to see me. But as long as you are shitting with the door closed. If the people look in. They are the weird ones |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:42:35): | I used to feel the same about pooping and farting on bathrooms but realized where tf am I supposed to do it lol |
| PontifFire.com | (14:43:44): | In a cold, dank, poorly lit alleyway |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:06:04): | https://i.redd.it/6qhztvkr599y.jpg |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:35:52): | Kung Fury is a great movie |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:15:10): | how do i break a work computer and no one knows |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:15:16): | like how do i blow the mother board |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:15:21): | ot scramble the cpu |
| PontifFire.com | (16:15:29): | Magnets |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:15:35): | how do they work |
| PontifFire.com | (16:16:07): | Also depends if you have your own tower/laptop or are accessing remotely |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:16:35): | tower |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:16:47): | i was thinking of putting my foot through it |
| PontifFire.com | (16:16:49): | Then you're golden |
| PontifFire.com | (16:18:27): | Alternatively, take the side casing off the tower and simply jizz on everything. May take a few goes, and you'll leave DNA evidence, but you can chalk it up to a fetish/kink. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:11): | i was thinking of seeing if i could discontecxt the fan and just run so much stuff to get it hot |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:19:23): | or pee in ir |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:19:32): | are you trying to destroy your work tower? |
| PontifFire.com | (16:19:55): | The fuck did you do that you need to destroy evidence? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:20:05): | i want a laptop |
| PontifFire.com | (16:20:18): | Can't you just ask |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:20:21): | i have |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:20:28): | they keep jerking me around |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:20:36): | my EVP has even asked fir me |
| PontifFire.com | (16:20:46): | Just order one on the company dime |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:20:51): | Im not kiddint |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:20:58): | Hmmm |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:21:03): | the only people who get denied for laptops |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:21:06): | are white males |
| PontifFire.com | (16:21:06): | Then take to IT guy to hook you up |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:21:18): | Hes the asshole denying me |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:21:24): | Just go open the case and rub your greasy hands on everything |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:21:40): | This company is sexist |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:21:48): | Oh I have a good one |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:21:53): | Put magnets on the PC |
| PontifFire.com | (16:21:57): | Sounds like you need to blackmail IT guy. Not destroy your tower |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:22:23): | or bump him off and send approve teh request like in the payday hiest |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:22:34): | NEW PLAN |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:22:39): | PAYDAY HIEST |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:23:33): | fuck it lets just be bank robbers |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:23:50): | also how poerfull of a mganet |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:24:28): | powerful enough to zap all the computers on the floor |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:24:48): | cant i just pee on them |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:25:04): | Why do you want a laptop |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:25:11): | So you can work at home too ;) |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:25:42): | yea |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:26:13): | its a nightmare going into the city during the snow |
| PontifFire.com | (16:26:57): | Just tell them you can't make it. It's dangerous. And you don't have a laptop. So fuck y'all. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:27:12): | i had to a couple times |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:27:23): | but i like my team and dont want them to have to do that |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:29:03): | why cant i just go ti IT and say hey gotta alot of nice things around here, shame if some got broken |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:29:11): | You need to get you a work wife |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:29:17): | Then become a stay at home work dad |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:29:21): | i got one |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:30:22): | I want to go Ari Goldstein on these people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:30:32): | yell and shoot paintballs at people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:31:03): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMdmWjtDRPE |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:31:20): | https://media.giphy.com/media/WsPwpnCm6sAfe/giphy.gif |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:31:58): | Do you guys have work Monday? |
| PontifFire.com | (17:32:27): | Nah |
| PontifFire.com | (17:32:32): | What's Monday |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:32:45): | MLK day |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:32:59): | Let's get drunk and high and loot in his honor on Sunday |
| PontifFire.com | (17:33:19): | Better yet, let's cheat on our wives |
| PontifFire.com | (17:33:41): | And get the FBI to label us "dangerous" |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:33:45): | Come and get me FBI |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:19:35): | I'm done to party. I haven't done something stupid in a while |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (18:35:53): | Let's kill a man |
| PontifFire.com | (18:36:55): | If everyone is a cuck, are there even any men to be had? |
| PontifFire.com | (18:37:17): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:38:24): | I ain't no cuck. I'm a duck. Quack quack |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (21:06:52): | Work? Monday? \xa0These are just words |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (21:06:56): | But yea I'm down to clown |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (21:07:09): | I do have a tutor sesh sometime that day, idk yet, but after that |
| PontifFire.com | (21:15:22): | C-SPAN feed was hijacked by RT earlier this morning for 10 minutes. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (21:15:52): | "This is your new Russian Overload Putin speaking. Hallo" |
| Friday, 13 January 2017 |
| PontifFire.com | (08:51:47): | So what are my *insert racial slur for black men (plural)* doing later? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (08:53:35): | insert sexually impliaed phrase that i am haveing sexual relations with one of your famiuly\xa0memebers |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:02:45): | i have to drop my parents off at the airport at 3 am |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:02:54): | so i figured stay up till them |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:09:40): | So adderall |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:09:46): | KEGGER AT MARCS |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:10:04): | Id have a keggers |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:10:11): | They going to that parenting convention? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:10:11): | but what would you drink |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:10:29): | Open house I got a dime and a Dutch |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:10:39): | Come thru |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:11:09): | That basically summed up my first 2-3 years at college lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:11:31): | That's that college experience |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:13:51): | I'll talk to haley at lunch see what's up, we ain't got no plans |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:15:12): | Yea me and Jessie are just looking to fuck shit up and get pregnant |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:18:12): | Ah want to add a shotgun to your wedding do ya? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:22:23): | What's a snake bite without a little venom if ya know what I mean |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:23:42): | So what we doing |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:23:47): | I say something fun and stupid |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:23:51): | like taxes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:23:56): | or murderball |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:24:48): | Marc you got work on Monday? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:24:55): | Nah |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:25:11): | Can we designate Monday as bad movie weed day |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:25:23): | its what MLK would have wanted |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:25:30): | I got a disease and the only cure is more Neil Breen |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:32:41): | Let's do it on Sunday night because I don't have work the next day |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:39:09): | Word either works for me, I ain't got work any days! |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:39:42): | Monday? Friday? These things are just words with little relation to reality. There's just time you get high, and time you're trying to get high. That's life. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:46:16): | Damn unemployment sounds great |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:47:46): | You have no idea. Also I should be getting my benefits soon. \xa0I accidentally put in my social security number wrong so they thought there was an identiy issue, and know I know where the wrong SS I used belongs to some dude in Rhode Island lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:48:35): | Should have just rolled with it |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:48:51): | It's not identity theft if you truly think you are the other guy |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:49:01): | i don't want him getting my hard earned unemployment benefits though |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:50:00): | https://i.reddituploads.com/66c00478c18d4062b11e33e8470be90d?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=f3716071e566b502ef452eafe7a6ffb9 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:50:08): | you guys see trumps tweet about LL Bean lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:52:02): | LOL |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:52:45): | if trump shows up to his next press conference wearing those bean boots all the hipsters have im going to lose it |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:56:16): | Chik-Fil-A, the only fast food fit for a president elect! Thanks for supporting me, eat more chikin #ChickFilA |
| PontifFire.com | (10:06:18): | Before I forget, what do you all think of this idea for an industrial revolution show about child labor. \n\nRicky Childs was a midget, "growing up" in the dawn of the industrial age. As a midget, society shunned him. He became a shut-in, reading for hours on end to pass the time. He then ventured into engineering. \n\nWithin 20 years, he designed his first full blown factory. |
| PontifFire.com | (10:06:36): | Built to his own standards. Here in lies the problem. Or not. |
| PontifFire.com | (10:07:04): | The only workforce that would make his plant successful would be children. |
| PontifFire.com | (10:07:58): | Blame midgets for child labor. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:08:22): | why not just hire other midgets |
| PontifFire.com | (10:08:57): | Not enough to go around |
| PontifFire.com | (10:09:14): | They're in short supply. |
| PontifFire.com | (10:09:18): | \ufffd |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:11:01): | you know what would be great |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:11:04): | at the end of the midget show |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:11:09): | he makes enough money to buy a house |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:11:18): | and he wants to greet his new neighbors |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:11:24): | so he puts up a box next to the fence |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:11:32): | and then you hear a tim allen grunt, fade to black |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:17:17): | can we make him nude as well |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:25:30): | The only reason child labor was forced to exist was because the modern factory was designed by a midget for his own size. Capitalism isn't evil, midgets are just dumb |
| PontifFire.com | (10:39:30): | Exactly |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:03:59): | so what are we doing |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:04:07): | where is laser tage |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:04:15): | who wants to do laser tag afain |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:04:25): | correction |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:04:34): | who wants to be drunk and do lazer tag |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:04:50): | or high |
| PontifFire.com | (11:05:02): | Eh. Place was kinda booty |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:05:11): | lets just do paintballing instead |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:05:51): | i was saying lazer tag tonight |
| PontifFire.com | (11:06:54): | Eh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:07:58): | bars? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:08:01): | bowling? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:08:07): | cociane mules? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:08:31): | hack into the pentigon and play a real life game of risk |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:09:11): | bowling, hacking the pentagon |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:09:18): | risk, D&D? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:09:35): | i can plan a D&D campaign for tonight |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:09:44): | but we dont have die |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:04): | i actually started planning one for you guys |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:18): | and yes |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:10:20): | i think jessie would call off the wedding if she caught me playing D&D |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:33): | Josh you can a north korean scienctist |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:47): | she has met us pete |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:53): | if she didnt call it off then |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:10:58): | then you are good |
| PontifFire.com | (11:11:04): | I'm totally down for D&D |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:11:20): | brian can you go get dice then? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:11:30): | we need 20, 12 6 and 4 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:12:38): | where would i get said dice |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:12:52): | im looking |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:13:01): | it might be easier for me to get them in NYC |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:13:07): | Pete do you want to play? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:13:15): | we need at least 4 people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:13:20): | id be dungeon master |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:14:15): | not really tbh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:14:52): | aight we can do something else |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:14:57): | maybe on sunday |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:15:01): | ill try it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:15:05): | gives me more time find dice |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:15:12): | try it once, we'll make it gentle |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:15:14): | d&d just left a bad taste in my mouth from when i had to babysit d&d players in college lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:15:29): | Peter the Babysitter, level 12 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:15:42): | Pete ill be running the show |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:15:52): | it will be the most frat thing ever |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:16:03): | Campaign one: The Frat House |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:16:12): | Brian the Pledge Bro, lvl 1 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:16:40): | Campaign two: Panty Raid |
| PontifFire.com | (11:17:18): | C'mon Pete |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:17:59): | Brian the Stoned, level 420 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:18:26): | is your dungeon really a frat house marc lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:18:38): | no |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:18:53): | im repurposing a beginner quest |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:19:03): | actually we will need the handbook |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:19:08): | this will take some time |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:19:13): | lets push this back |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:19:13): | oh boy, rules! |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:19:28): | yea lets make it a day we can spend the proper time |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:19:30): | i gotta go to the shop to get |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:20:42): | plus you need to role characters |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:21:42): | what about bowling |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:21:48): | or heavy srinking |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:21:52): | or strip club |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:22:29): | i can do without drinking. i do got bud though. \xa0bowling sounds good |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:22:32): | or maybe a billards place |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:22:38): | or a combo |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:22:53): | i dont want to fight veterans of vietnam though |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:22:58): | i heard they redid the bowling alley on rt 1 and now it's relaly cool, got bowling, pool, lazer tag, bar etc, amost everything |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:23:07): | im game |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:23:14): | can some drive me though |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:23:14): | lmao |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:23:16): | that was funny |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:23:16): | ok ill play with you guys |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:23:23): | pref on sunday tho so we have more time and all that |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:23:34): | plus no judgmental fiancee eyes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:23:44): | pete dont\xa0do anything you dont\xa0want too |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:23:49): | you arent a woman on a boat |
| PontifFire.com | (11:24:24): | I'm busy Sunday |
| PontifFire.com | (11:24:34): | And Monday |
| PontifFire.com | (11:24:39): | And Saturday |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:24:48): | None |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:24:49): | damn that's a lot of church services |
| PontifFire.com | (11:25:01): | Grad school apps |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:25:31): | Apply to Yale |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:25:54): | do them during the day so at night you can pretend to be a hot dwarven woman |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:26:13): | who wants to be the healer |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:26:26): | i don't trust joshs jewish spells to heal me though tbh |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:26:45): | josh you can be our theif \ufffd |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:27:07): | im going to be a huge slut |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:27:18): | "das a big bitch" |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:27:40): | I'm going to roleplay as PitBull playing D&D |
| PontifFire.com | (11:28:20): | Where's Renee when you need him |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:32:05): | uno dos tres magic missle |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:32:33): | Its Going down, imm yelling Lightning bolt |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:33:12): | "Hello Orc, my name is PitBull"\n"What a dumb fucking name, and I'm Olgrath" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:33:56): | final boss is Kesha |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:34:01): | http://imgur.com/a/8FOAy |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:34:25): | http://imgur.com/a/XZ9Gn |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:34:52): | we making this commies vs caps again? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:35:22): | i just saw this before on reddit lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:35:26): | nah |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:35:40): | dungeons and dragons is where i want to escape my commie v cap reality |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:36:06): | i can dungeon master it |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:36:07): | the paladin of the free market has a move called "invisible hand of the market" though lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:36:22): | theres a card shop in NYC ill see if i can get there in time befoerr it closes |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:36:51): | theres a d&d store in woodbridge mall last time i went (like a year ago) |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:37:00): | well its a game store but has a section for d&d, warhammer etc |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:37:34): | https://www.thegameroomstore.net/ |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:38:28): | https://www.reddit.com/r/UnearthedArcana/ |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:38:34): | homebrewed D&D characters |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:39:41): | build your characters |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:39:53): | ill get the stuff hopefully |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:40:00): | http://imgur.com/AZOoWZi |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:40:08): | are we doing it tonight? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:40:17): | or we going to the bwoling place |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:40:21): | id say bowling |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:40:28): | let me see if jessie is around lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:40:37): | i want to have time to build the world |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:40:49): | cuase i want it to be more stupiid and us then nroma;ls |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:41:59): | we can delay this |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:42:06): | i know it takes time to write a campaign |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:42:41): | use someone else's for the first time |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:42:44): | tommy wasuie\xa0will be a character |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:42:54): | its probably a big undertaking to make up your own before even playing the first time |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:43:02): | im just gunna rehash |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:43:20): | like have the bones of one |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:43:32): | just change characters and settings |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:44:23): | like i would read the whole campaign and just put like more us stuff |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:44:27): | the T Wiseua Class |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:44:36): | Utlimate Move "SCREW THE WHOLE WORLD" |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:44:45): | so instead of a pub its paddys |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:45:03): | and the merchants are called Dunder Mifflian |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:45:16): | The Wizard school is Greendale |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:45:45): | Lisa is a comman whore |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:46:34): | so ill get the book |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:46:36): | and dice |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:46:57): | you guys find a charcater model and revamp it to your liking |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:48:03): | shotty DPS character |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:48:20): | I think Pete would be a nice cleric healer |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:48:31): | No wait |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:48:32): | Josh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:48:39): | cause he would be an asshole |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:48:55): | Hey you need healing, but you ate my last hot pocket |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:49:00): | so burn in hell bitch |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:50:38): | i wanna be the wild card |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:51:05): | an android Samurai named SODOM-ME |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:51:26): | he's a fuckbot that developed consciousness and killed his masters |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:51:39): | Pete i think you would like Dragonborn |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:51:46): | fus ro dah |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:51:58): | https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Dragonborn#content |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:52:04): | Josh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:52:10): | Be a halfing or a dwarf |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:52:12): | Brian |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:52:18): | i want to be a fuckbot \ufffd |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:52:25): | so gnome |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:52:33): | they do alot of tech |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:52:49): | i played a dwarf in WoW for a while |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:52:52): | http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Gnome |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:53:14): | My outlook for you nig nogs |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:53:28): | Brian Human Paladin or Warrior |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:53:43): | Josh Rogue Halfling or dwarf paladin |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:53:51): | Pete, Black Man |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:54:54): | I think pete you would like Dragonbornm |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:55:24): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/L86XCDR-Lk0/hqdefault.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:55:52): | or if you perfer |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:55:53): | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/01/8b/3a/018b3a51ffaacbb16630733e7a775ab3.png |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:56:02): | lizard slut, im in |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:56:11): | get one with a tale though |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:56:13): | Josh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:56:17): | you should be a teffling |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:56:49): | they are demons |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:58:05): | that's perfect for im |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:58:08): | him |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:24): | Pete, if you want to be a slu |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:26): | slut |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:33): | tiefflings are your gole |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:35): | Brian |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:58:38): | maybe and orc |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:59:50): | is there a list of all classes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:00:13): | yea |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:00:19): | there are playbale races |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:00:28): | but if you want to be another one i dont care |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:00:55): | oh there's a wikipage on this, good lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:01:06): | http://engl393-dnd5th.wikia.com/wiki/D%26D_5E_Adventure_League_Playable_Races |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:02:44): | i would be a golitah and dumb as shit |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:02:58): | goliath, smashhhhh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:03:02): | putt all points into fighting |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:03:06): | and be like a sovegnt |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:03:13): | i need someone to feed me |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:03:28): | but when shit happens i flow like classical music until everyone is dead |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:13:53): | So what are we doing tonight |
| PontifFire.com | (12:19:44): | DnD? |
| PontifFire.com | (12:19:59): | Risk |
| PontifFire.com | (12:20:02): | Monopoly |
| PontifFire.com | (12:20:08): | Paintball |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:22:43): | if we can find paintball id go |
| PontifFire.com | (12:23:42): | I dunno what time I get out of work |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:24:30): | where do you work? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:24:52): | no risk no monoplloy |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:25:11): | i hate playing board games with you two |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:25:18): | if you think we argue with risk but arent going to with d&d then youve lost your mind |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:28:36): | nah DND you are a team |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:28:40): | also im the DM |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:28:44): | so im above that |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:29:18): | its like Left for dead vs Halo |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:29:31): | L4D is a team and fun characters and settings |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:29:38): | Halo brings out the worst in hummanity |
| PontifFire.com | (12:46:15): | So risk it is then |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:47:25): | then im out |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:47:39): | i will not play risk with you people ever again |
| PontifFire.com | (12:48:07): | How about poker |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:51:35): | nigga you almost placed in a tournment |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:51:40): | im down for that |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:51:49): | why not cage fighitng? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:51:57): | do something im good at |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:52:04): | well better then you guys |
| PontifFire.com | (12:52:04): | So what. Means jack shit. Bunch of old dudes in that tournament |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:52:39): | lets just beat up the homeless |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:53:32): | or teacher strippers excel |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:10:17): | Fifa tourney it is |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:12:48): | Someone was riding a horse on old Raritan road lol |
| PontifFire.com | (13:13:30): | Weird |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:14:06): | I tried to take a pic but wasn't fast enough. Some teenage girl got her dream Xmas present |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:14:39): | So for real. What to do bowling tonight? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:14:48): | Got everything. Competing for josh. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:14:54): | Drinking for me |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:15:01): | Balls for Brian |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:16:38): | And the thrill of trying to live up to what his dad always wanted. A bowler for pete |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:27:34): | today was awesome |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:54:55): | https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/5npzfr/poor_vsauce/ |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:58:38): | Lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:04:43): | https://i.reddituploads.com/be4661ccc33c4ca0942aa485f7afa870?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=99282468cbe261c0327a0c4a781e2178 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:32:51): | http://www.argusleader.com/story/news/politics/2017/01/11/lawmakers-vote-against-barring-sexual-contatct-interns/96448914/ |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:32:59): | STREET NIPS LIVES ON |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:54:59): | i just got an emial i got a 2K raise |
| PontifFire.com | (16:02:15): | Whose dick you suck? I want names. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:02:53): | My nigga |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:03:02): | Grats |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:03:18): | i sucked my own |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:03:24): | took out a rib |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:04:21): | noice |
| PontifFire.com | (16:29:28): | So what's the dealio? What we gonna do? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:29:51): | butt stuff |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:32:45): | I'm free after work |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:33:08): | me too |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:34:19): | What time are you guys actually available? |
| PontifFire.com | (16:34:42): | I just got home. Free now. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:35:10): | im still at wrok |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:35:16): | hoping to leave at 5 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:35:27): | but im gunna\xa0go to that D&D store to check it out |
| PontifFire.com | (16:35:27): | Marc around at 7 |
| PontifFire.com | (16:35:33): | So 8 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:35:33): | 7:30 |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:36:20): | I'm leaving at 5, quick nap at my place then I'm ready to hit the tizzown |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:43:59): | Kk. Haley will be here around 7ish after work |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:47:44): | Got the DND stuff |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:47:52): | I'll make a campaign this weekend |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:48:06): | Sweet |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:48:08): | Oh boy |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:51:17): | Want to try tonight since we are hanging out anyway |
| PontifFire.com | (17:56:03): | Yes |
| PontifFire.com | (17:56:09): | That |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:57:01): | Okay. I'll read through it on the train |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:57:06): | Haley want in? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:57:13): | Some one bring beer |
| PontifFire.com | (17:58:18): | Yes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:59:05): | They have premade characters |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:59:14): | This will be our dry run |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:59:25): | Can I still name mine Dr Rape |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:59:34): | Rap\xe9 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:59:50): | You do you |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:00:01): | DND is all about you having fun |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:00:09): | And being an asshole |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:31:13): | I actually know a lot of this from twits and crits and heroes and halfwitd |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:31:25): | So I'll explain it all to you guys when I get there |
| PontifFire.com | (18:31:45): | Sweet |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:32:11): | Awesome |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (18:33:49): | Alright what time should I head over |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:38:54): | I'm reading the starter kit. I legit saw this played once. So I can tweet it to make it more fun |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:40:50): | What kind of beer you guys want? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:41:00): | Decent |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:41:23): | Something josh would have to think about before turning down |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:41:28): | So no bud, pbr, miller etc, more like Newcastle hoe garden territory |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:41:41): | I'm cool with those |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:41:50): | Haley playing tonight ? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:41:54): | Yarp |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:42:03): | Also you guys wanna order food |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:42:11): | I've not eaten, neither has haley. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:42:12): | Cool. More people more fun |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:42:32): | You guys order. I have to pick up Christa so I'll eat at home |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:42:56): | Pete were just running to the liqour store now so you can def leave to come here now |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (18:44:53): | Ok leaving in five. Did you need me to get anything? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:56:54): | Don't think so, getting beer now |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (18:57:16): | Ok omw in traffic now |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:57:19): | We need pens and paper |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (19:12:30): | Got that |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (19:12:42): | Just realized don't have mixer, possible to pick up coke pete? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:14:56): | Okay. I'll be over around 8 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (19:15:25): | Kk. Gonna order pizza. Anyone want anything or any sides like wings for all you lactose people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:18:42): | Heading over now |
| Saturday, 14 January 2017 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:26:15): | I'm going to make the campaign. It's going to a mix of sci fi and fantasy. Like fallout mets sky rim |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:40:52): | Like Star Wars \U0001f609 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:08:46): | It was cool, definitely into D and D |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:09:10): | Pete tell jessie at pre Cana sorry, you're a halfling warrior now it's just who you are |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:09:36): | I liked playing the wild card |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:17:32): | Everyone remember that pete is filled with rage |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:19:43): | Both In and out of the game |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:20:09): | I have some ideas |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:20:20): | And I'm going to get a dry erase board for maps |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:26:00): | Nice that seems like it'd make it easier to follow |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:26:44): | I just bought it. And I got some like Sorry! Pieces for the miniatures |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:27:00): | Noice |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:27:25): | I could have got 10 minutures for 50 bucks. Or get 100 sorry pieces for 4 dollars\n |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:28:28): | I went for the 4 dollars |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:49:27): | Damn seems like the Sorry! Market is not doing so hot right now |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:26:53): | None |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:27:22): | This is us now |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:34:15): | Got some ideas. Getting drunk and then seeing what I create |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:42:07): | https://media.giphy.com/media/l0Exdh01otlonUb5K/source.gif |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:42:13): | video games in 2017 |
| Sunday, 15 January 2017 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:13:13): | Guys still want to watch a shitty movie tonight? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:13:39): | Sure |
| PontifFire.com | (12:15:28): | Sure. Just saw that Jackie Chan has a new one with Johnny Knoxville. Straight to Netflix/DVD |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:26:14): | Sweet |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:26:20): | Target time 4:20? |
| PontifFire.com | (12:27:40): | I can't do shit until later tonight. Gotta finish UMD, then start Texas A&M |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:28:46): | What program are you trying to go for |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:29:06): | And it will have to be a little later for me, I have a crappy hangover now lol |
| PontifFire.com | (12:30:02): | Public Policy |
| PontifFire.com | (12:30:42): | Blend of law, stats, econ, political science, plus whatever your policy speciality is |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:05:15): | I'm good to come too. Just later. Like 6ish |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:05:26): | Campaigns coming along too. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:05:34): | Pete you might recognize a lot of it |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:05:48): | Is it about my life |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:06:05): | Yea |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:06:10): | Taking difficult poops and browsing Reddit |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:06:18): | Nows the quest where you end up farting in front of the whole class |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:06:24): | The three of you wake up and go to work and plan a wedding |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:06:38): | You are all just voices in Pete's head |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:06:48): | Like in real life |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:07:03): | Solipism baby |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:07:29): | It's solipistic in here or is it just me? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:49:08): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:50:37): | God damn who had the this thought and spent the time to make this lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:11:02): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:31:39): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0RFwyobtnKA |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:37:13): | So close to being woke |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:43:48): | Wassup my gay nerds |
| PontifFire.com | (17:44:32): | Just being gay |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:45:42): | Bad movie? |
| PontifFire.com | (17:46:16): | What time |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:47:10): | Well my fam is watching the football game at our main tv now so might have to wait for that |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (18:36:21): | Alright |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (18:36:39): | God damn jocks :( |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:36:59): | Shut up nerd |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:37:55): | Anyone have a movie in mind |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:38:46): | Or you guys watching foosball |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (18:41:12): | Im watching it now but I find it very hard to give a shit about the game |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (18:43:45): | im down to hang out whenver |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:02:53): | How I feel about life |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:02:59): | Hard to give a shit |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:12:38): | I'm free when ever too |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (19:39:44): | Anyone got a movie in mind? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:44:27): | Your mothers ass |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:52:21): | I've seen that one |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:53:05): | Ohhh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:53:16): | Plus I don't know if I can a wide screen in time for that |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:53:43): | For real I can't think of any movies off the top of my head |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:54:30): | We want good or bad |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:55:32): | I want to laugh |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:55:52): | Okay, Brian's life it is |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:56:18): | That's just a hilarious string of missteps and shenanigans |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:56:25): | Let's start with when he peed his pants in 5th grade and work up to boners in gym class |
| PontifFire.com | (19:56:39): | https://youtu.be/kkkOCtOrAcA |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:56:45): | Or when he peed in the stair well at JP |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:57:07): | That's a good story though |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:58:37): | And it's not even the best Brian story |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:59:01): | I'd watch |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:59:06): | The chan man |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:59:13): | Brian. What's your best story |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:59:41): | When he threw up while driving |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:59:56): | I miss stomach acid Brian |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:05:17): | Hmm, I did pee in the stair well, while driving, once I threw up on the school bus and didn't tell anyone and it was there for the full week |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:06:38): | Some kid saw me do it too and I made a motion for him to stay silent |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:07:07): | I threw up on the first day of 7th grade after getting off the bus and right in front of all my classmates for the year |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (20:07:57): | These were the good old days |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:10:45): | Damn. Brian just excretes a lot |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:16:14): | I can't help it, my holes are lose |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:16:17): | Loose* |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:17:50): | Your troll toll must be cheap |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (20:27:03): | If you guys are busy tonight or w/e that's cool, we can look up shit movies for next time |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:28:34): | I thought we were doing drugs like the cool kids |
| PontifFire.com | (20:29:24): | I'm free |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:32:22): | I'm free |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (20:37:10): | Ok let's do drugs |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (20:41:28): | I'm actually feeling shit. If I'm feeling better tomorrow though I'll be free |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:42:52): | FAGGGG |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (20:44:37): | alright cool |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (20:44:48): | do dxm |
| Up Tighty Whities | (20:45:21): | X gunna give it to you |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:24:19): | I'm watching season 6 of community |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:25:00): | It made me realize. If I every get cut into pieces. Just let me die. Don't try to put me together again |
| PontifFire.com | (23:42:37): | What if I just take a pinky toe? |
| PontifFire.com | (23:42:51): | And your left earlobe |
| PontifFire.com | (23:43:00): | Still want death? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:44:30): | You mean professor Duncan and fat Neil. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:44:32): | Yes |
| PontifFire.com | (23:44:53): | Death it is |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:44:53): | The sweet release of death |
| PontifFire.com | (23:45:32): | Life just with ain't worth livin without them lobes. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (23:45:35): | Also fat Neil is on a show with practica arket and lil bow wow |
| Monday, 16 January 2017 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (07:59:49): | What surprises me most is Lil bow wow is still around. Isn't he just bow wow now? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (08:00:44): | fun fact: in the Jewish faith, you transition from Lil Bow Wow to Bow Wow at age 13 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (08:39:05): | I'm feeling better today. I do have to tutor 10 am to 12 noon, but after that I'm free |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:34:20): | I'm free |
| PontifFire.com | (13:35:39): | Busy today. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:35:59): | Guess it's an Xbox boy kind of day |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:36:35): | What if. Now here me out. Follow me on this camera guy |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:36:53): | We go smoke weed and then go get food and watch shitty movies or play Xbox |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:37:13): | Down like a clown |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:38:00): | Cool cool |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:38:13): | I'm free now as well |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:38:30): | Lemme just power shower and we can meet up |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:38:45): | Had to clean spike |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:38:55): | Cool cool cool |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:39:04): | Pete. You in. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:41:28): | Let me check with Jessie to make sure she wasn't expecting me tonight lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:46:50): | Your getting married pete |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:47:01): | That means she already wants you out of the house |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:51:24): | Ok I'm free after I'm done with my show lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:52:27): | Ok just give me 15. Helping my mom prep dinner real quick |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:57:48): | Shoot for 3? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:58:25): | Yea I'll def be done by then |
| Up Tighty Whities | (14:57:52): | Rape dungeon |
| PontifFire.com | (17:52:42): | Yo. Just finished my app. What you guys up to? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:54:53): | Come thru |
| PontifFire.com | (17:57:27): | Be over in a few |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (19:54:54): | http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tumblr_m4ic2j6jb11qjb792o1_500.png |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (21:27:48): | On the new apprentice, when Arnold gets rid of someone he says "you're terminated. Get to the chopper". I'm not kidding lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (21:53:59): | http://m.imgur.com/01peGI2 |
| Tuesday, 17 January 2017 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:11:40): | https://www.reddit.com/r/badMovies/comments/5obhri/i_am_here_now_2009_neil_breen_plays_the_supreme/ |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:11:46): | we need to watch this lol |
| PontifFire.com | (09:12:54): | None |
| PontifFire.com | (09:13:10): | Yeah, I fed people. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:16:35): | We need to have a Neil green film festival |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:16:45): | "I wrote the script, I directed the shots, I made the finger foods, its my god damn movie" |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:16:46): | I tried watching double down but it was too bad even for a bad movie |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:17:03): | I heard you see his balls in that one |
| PontifFire.com | (09:17:08): | O man, this simultaneous three punch combo was great. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:17:11): | I didn't make it that far |
| PontifFire.com | (09:17:53): | Well Pete, it seems in this movie, our buddy Neil is actually God |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:18:06): | It's the natural progression for him |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:18:14): | He's already hacked into every government system |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:18:24): | He deals with sinners, including woman with loos shirts and no brahs |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:18:28): | bras* |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (09:18:39): | jesus i think i've just so used to typing brah i wrote that instead lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:18:54): | \U0001f919 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:35:58): | Brah. Bra. Bro. Bruh. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:36:15): | Like a sufers dudes doe ray me |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:37:06): | We need to make pint brake the musical |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:37:14): | Point break |
| PontifFire.com | (09:54:34): | Nah. NYCBPCTM. New York City Bat People Club the Musical |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:11:02): | Trumped: the musical |
| Up Tighty Whities | (10:11:12): | we can make it like the producers |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:11:54): | We are just a bunch of like minded people in manhattan that love living like bats |
| PontifFire.com | (10:14:19): | We need to petition that Jew DeBlasio about the damn construction noise. |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:05:32): | and we hang from the rafters to sleep |
| PontifFire.com | (11:05:55): | Doors |
| PontifFire.com | (11:06:01): | Like an iron gym |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:09:56): | i listened to the absolsute worst rap song i have ever heard on spotify\xa0today |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:11:41): | hope it gives you hell by true scienizts |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:11:54): | its them rapping over gives you hell by AAR |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:12:20): | but sounds like they recorded it on a potato |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:15:15): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:18:00): | I like how we weren't supposed to believe the DNC emails because they came from Russia |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:18:12): | But we're supposed to trust this dossier on Trump, because it's from Russia |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:20:00): | The the Lame Stream Media |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:20:07): | Shhhh don't apply logic |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:20:22): | Just remeber, the media is just people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:20:26): | and people are terrible |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:20:33): | White people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:20:42): | hey |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:20:48): | all people are terribel |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:20:56): | dont be rasicts |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:21:03): | i hate all races evenly |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:21:08): | fucking bastars |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:21:35): | there are 2 things i cant stand, people who are intollernt of other peoples culturals, and the Dutch |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:22:00): | yea but cmon |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:22:01): | white people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:23:24): | white people are just people |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:23:43): | you don't get it |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:23:45): | they're white |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:23:46): | and asian peopl are just smaller squinty eyed fucks |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:23:57): | W H I T E P E O P L E |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:24:03): | POWER |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:24:23): | Kill all whites |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:24:45): | When white people start walking towards you |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:24:52): | http://i.imgur.com/BkEtk6r.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:25:36): | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/334/294/f39.jpg |
| Up Tighty Whities | (11:26:01): | http://i.imgur.com/zTC7Bfb.jpg |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:25:05): | Rafters for when we all hangout together at our meetings |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:25:20): | None |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:25:26): | From a friend's snapchat story lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:35:20): | #WhiteGenocide |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:35:43): | Why is everyone so obsessed with race all of a sudden lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:35:59): | because of Barack "The Divider" Obama |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:38:13): | it's the so called Woke Whites |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:44:14): | I think people just got nothing else to bitch about |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:44:20): | race is a huge issue |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:44:31): | but we just surpress it |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:44:50): | but now with PC police, whitey figthin back |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:44:56): | yea i don't think race has ever not been an issue in our lives |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:45:00): | lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:45:09): | White-Lash coming atcha live |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:45:18): | aint no cool Archie Racists no more |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:45:31): | We back to clan rasists aka alt right |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:45:40): | and normal people just caught in the middle |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:49:00): | I watched American History X for the first time last week though and a lot of the rhetoric Edward Norton's character spews is very similar to what we hear now tbh |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:49:44): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_A96zd-hps |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:49:48): | this scene in particular |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:50:52): | read the comments, a lot of trump supporters unironically saying they agree with ed norton more when he was a skinhead lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:23:43): | Yea but he gets a black friend in the end |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:23:55): | Maybe they are long picture guys |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:34:11): | see we need to have trump to finally have our first black president who changes our minds about white supramency |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:11:09): | http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/17/us/fort-lauderdale-shooter-isis-claim/index.html |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:11:12): | brian you lose the pool |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:11:29): | see ya at the next shooting |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:11:39): | so are we trusting the FBI on this but not on the dossier or whats up lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:12:29): | what would be their motivation to lie about this lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:12:42): | whats crazy though is that the entire time leading up to our trip, i was worried about some siht like that happening. crazy it actually did, a week after, at an airport that I was at |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:13:01): | yea that is really fucking scary |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:13:02): | why did they lie about WMD's or vietnam or any other thing. drum up support for a profitable war |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:13:19): | ISIS has been in decline for months, they're losing the battle right now |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:13:24): | Is fighting ISIS profitable? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:13:29): | im just using the information ive been provided, anything else you say is just conjecture |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:13:40): | Listen |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:13:48): | any war is profitable when you create enemies and sell weapons needed to fight htem |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:13:53): | we need to kill all them and build casinos |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:14:04): | currently, the CIA is training Al Nusra is syria. expect them to be the new group in a few years |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:15:26): | do you have a source on that |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:15:37): | i just googled it and it says the US has al nusra listed as a terrorist org since 2012 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:15:47): | http://www.mintpressnews.com/ex-cia-officer-us-knows-syrian-opposition-groups-cover-al-nusra-front/216204/ |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:15:54): | well yes, they've been around |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:15:59): | but now we're training and arming htem |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:16:08): | DID YOU KNOW GOGURT IS JUST YOGURT |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:16:26): | http://news.antiwar.com/2016/09/19/cia-armed-moderates-in-syria-included-al-qaedas-nusra-front/ |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:16:54): | hoo boy |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:16:59): | well |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:17:09): | i still believe that it is not a stretch that a guy shot up an airport for isis lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:17:36): | yea i would not be surprised if he did |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:17:50): | and i would not be surprised if the intelligence agency is lying |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:23:52): | our best source of information is a known pathological liar lol |
| PontifFire.com | (17:25:11): | The guy was just a crazy. If he claims he did it for ISIS, it's only cause he's crazy |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:25:58): | Stop ISIS-shaming |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:30:18): | Some say Al Nusra is literally just ISIS under a different name with US/UK funding and what not. Coincidentally, after that link I posted about how we are arming them, a month later, Al Nusra is bombing civilians in Syria and our State Department says Al Nusra is "Not a priority" |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:30:23): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxosPJhalx8 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:30:30): | #staywokefactoftheday |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:31:11): | If you jerk offs want to make characters the easy way |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:31:12): | http://www.orcpub.com/ |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:31:21): | does everything for you |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:31:45): | noice. good transition cause I was about to say im done with my grandstanding now |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:32:08): | yea i got the board and pieces |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:32:25): | i am building the cmapign and have teh\xa0basix\xa0sotry and shit done |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:32:33): | im just building the encounters |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:32:42): | sweet |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:32:42): | im also making a character for myself |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:32:53): | so incase you guys want to be DM one time |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (17:32:54): | the only thing i think we should change is to start earlier |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:33:27): | id say shoot for like 6 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:33:36): | or maybe get there for 5 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (17:33:45): | eat while setting up the game |
| Wednesday, 18 January 2017 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:09:08): | Say what you want about the alt right. They make Dank memes |
| Up Tighty Whities | (09:09:19): | And push agendas |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:31:14): | Well they ain't called the alt wrong |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:42:09): | https://i.redd.it/fv9hxvdg5iay.png |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:44:17): | (((wow))) |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:05:39): | So that happened |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:32:36): | http://i.imgur.com/CmjBaD6.png |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:54:49): | josh you can get free tickets to the actual ceremony |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (14:54:50): | https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/820977181845323780 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:33:49): | did they unverfy him? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:34:03): | for real though |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:34:09): | you think anyone is gunna try something |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:35:09): | I see the blue checkmark. And honestly I think someone might |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:35:37): | oh yea, the liberals who have been trying to get guns banned for years are going to assassinate the prez |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:36:07): | i think our nation will just have to recognize that trump is alpha AF |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:36:41): | billionaire, survived a stone cold stunner, fucks supermodels, has a smokin hot daughter, had a hit TV show, and now gets to become the fuckin POTUS |
| PontifFire.com | (15:37:26): | Pretty sure you don't need tickets |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:37:48): | Well it's not just liberals protesting. Also there's a lot of aminostyy between the voter bases instead of just the voters not liking the other candidate, they also seem to not like who voted for him |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:38:12): | i doubt there are many conservatives protesting lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:38:25): | and if they are, they're the intellectual types, the academic guys |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:38:35): | not the angry ex military dude with a gun |
| PontifFire.com | (15:40:05): | Tickets not needed needed |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:40:08): | I'm saying commies, anarchist, etc. I hadn't seen any conservative groups protesting. But you have 10,000 bikers there to protect trump and all these protestor who hate trump and his voter base and I think there's gonna be a fight |
| PontifFire.com | (15:40:21): | #MeatWall |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (15:40:26): | I guess it's for the special viewing areas |
| PontifFire.com | (15:41:29): | None |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:41:31): | lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:11:01): | 4 Days we will have president Donald J Trump |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:11:18): | then 5 days the million women match |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:11:25): | and im gunna\xa0grab all there pussies |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:11:32): | Still bizarre to say out loud |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:22:52): | http://imgur.com/7o7NhhU |
| PontifFire.com | (16:23:28): | JAYDEN!!! |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:24:17): | My sweet baby boy noooo |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:24:26): | This truly is a suicide squad |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:35:15): | You're saying were some kind of .... Men in Black? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:36:46): | You're saying this is some sort of .... Independence Day? |
| Up Tighty Whities | (18:56:51): | Old man Logan the comic is fucking nuts \U0001f95c |
| PontifFire.com | (22:24:53): | Sunny is great |
| Thursday, 19 January 2017 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (10:48:43): | Watching it now, I like this new season a lot |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (11:07:44): | Damn, great ending lol |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:02:40): | None |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:17:23): | http://superheronews.com/its-morphin-time-in-action-packed-new-power-rangers-trailer/ |
| PontifFire.com | (12:17:49): | Honestly, I really wanna see this |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:18:14): | me too |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:18:17): | and Logan |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:18:30): | http://superheronews.com/watch-the-final-logan-trailer-right-here/ |
| PontifFire.com | (12:22:08): | Yeah, should've left little girl's powers out of the trailer though. Would've been better if it remained a mystery |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:34:51): | she is x-27 |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:35:02): | its based on oldman logan |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:35:08): | but barely |
| PontifFire.com | (12:35:36): | Yeah, I know. Didn't know anything about the girl though. Don't want things spoiled is what I'm saying |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:35:53): | oh so you didnt know she was x-27 |
| PontifFire.com | (12:36:11): | I meant I know it's based on old man Logan |
| PontifFire.com | (12:36:16): | But I haven't read it |
| PontifFire.com | (12:36:19): | Don't intend to |
| PontifFire.com | (12:36:29): | Will after |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:36:36): | Don't spoil it |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:36:42): | I'll keep myself in the dark |
| PontifFire.com | (12:36:49): | Exactly |
| PontifFire.com | (12:37:15): | I was just saying it would've been nice for editors of the trailer to have left out the girl's powers |
| PontifFire.com | (12:37:37): | Don't spoil shit in trailer |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:37:43): | you gotta give the people a taste |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (12:41:33): | Damn That Power Rangers trailer was pretty cool |
| PontifFire.com | (12:42:11): | Bryan Cranston as Zordon should be pretty cool |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:42:20): | I wanted the black ranger to be black |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:42:26): | and the yellow to be asian |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:42:31): | and blue to be a jew |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:42:38): | and white to be the best one |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:44:00): | What is oldman Logan |
| PontifFire.com | (12:46:07): | Comic |
| PontifFire.com | (12:46:34): | Just what it sounds like. Wolverine went grey and has saggy balls |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:48:00): | so did hawkeye |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:48:07): | also hawkeye is blind |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:48:14): | and fucked like so many people |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:48:20): | like sooooooooooooo many |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:48:48): | i have the comic if you want to borrow it pete |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:50:55): | oh shit i just watched the trailer |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:51:02): | i saw the logan thing on youtube but had no idea it was wolverine |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:51:24): | looks dope |
| Up Tighty Whities | (12:58:20): | Reddit. Why you try to stop it. It's happening https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2017-01-19T17:58:09Z/3c18a9e0.568x320r90.mp4 |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (13:08:07): | Did you take that video? Lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (13:27:58): | yea |
| Up Tighty Whities | (15:55:42): | So the 0 thing lit everything up. And now like 5 out of the ten top posts in r/all are just pictures of trump |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:00:36): | Were they rumors though? |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:02:05): | Yea last night when I was sick and in bed I was just watching political commentary about what a shit candidate hillary was for a while. It's ridiculous the democratic party still thinks hillary wasn't the problem |
| Up Tighty Whities | (16:24:03): | https://pics.onsizzle.com/amlout-of-touch-no-itsthe-voters-who-are-wrong-5024437.png |
| PontifFire.com | (16:34:25): | On a serious note, if shit goes down tomorrow, I'll try and post as much as possible from wherever I'll be. I just made my Twitter public: @JoshMargulies |
| PontifFire.com | (16:34:53): | Remember me as I was. I want an honest obituary. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:37:17): | Josh was not a smart man. Or a particularly brave man, or a man of any outstanding quality. His weak will and below average intelligence surely led to a hard life that I'm sure he is happy to have ended. |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:37:50): | Now if you'll join me while we throw him in this blender to become tree food |
| PontifFire.com | (16:38:20): | Seriously though, make sure that happens |
| PontifFire.com | (16:39:34): | Also, upon my demise, I hereby bestow upon you all the intellectual property rights to any nonsense I've written. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:44:52): | None |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:44:58): | Shits going down tomorrow |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:45:42): | I think there will be violence in the audience |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:45:47): | Josh get a punch in |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:45:58): | So it's like every 3 doors down concert |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:46:20): | With similar approval ratings of 3 doors down |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:46:31): | Boom, take that 3 doors down, took you 3 pegs down |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:49:05): | Just kidding I used to loge Kryptonite |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:49:07): | Love |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:50:06): | They do suck though |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:50:58): | You packing ant kind of heat josh. What group/area are you gonna be at |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:56:55): | With a few simple adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into 5 guns |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (16:57:27): | None |
| PontifFire.com | (17:04:01): | Just bringing bandana and swim goggles in case of tear gas. That's about all you can do to help, according to protest groups |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:00:10): | they called toby kieth one of the best well known artists of all time lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (18:20:07): | Apparently he's has 21 #1 billboard hits, who knew |
| Larry the Cuck Guy | (18:58:05): | my mom is calling liquor stores to see if any of them carry Trump wine lol |
| Up Tighty Whities | (19:29:13): | Get me some |
| GroupMe | (19:59:09): | Larry the Cuck Guy changed the group's name to Trumps America |
| GroupMe | (19:59:46): | Larry the Cuck Guy changed name to Everything's Alt-Right |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (21:29:44): | I figured we start the new group chat name for the next 4 years 1 day early |
| GroupMe | (21:31:43): | Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (21:34:31): | Up Tighty Whities changed name to I'm Quit All White |
| GroupMe | (21:34:59): | I'm Quit All White changed name to To Such Great Whites |
| To Such Great Whites | (21:58:03): | Here's s freebe before we go back to TrumpTastic Capitalism |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (22:04:26): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDXtVlG2VW0 |
| GroupMe | (22:28:12): | PontifFire.com changed name to Reich In The Kisser |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (23:04:55): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj0py2-5pGg |
| To Such Great Whites | (23:21:42): | Pete |
| To Such Great Whites | (23:21:46): | Don't you lie to me |
| To Such Great Whites | (23:22:03): | Did our president just lip sync smash mouth |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (23:23:21): | I like how they only showed him saying "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" lmao |
| To Such Great Whites | (23:23:43): | Yea well the years start coming and they don't stop coming |
| To Such Great Whites | (23:23:51): | Like jobs back to America |
| Friday, 20 January 2017 |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (08:27:34): | Some girl I knew from school who is now an eternal grad student is setting up a safe space for the election lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:06:54): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U |
| Reich In The Kisser | (09:19:56): | This is gonna be a shitshow |
| Reich In The Kisser | (09:22:57): | https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2017-01-20T14:22:49Z/c8176fa.640x360r90.mp4 |
| Reich In The Kisser | (09:27:51): | Tension between voters is real |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:29:16): | Just hurl an egg from one side to the other |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:29:23): | This is wild |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:31:41): | Or climb the send from one side to the other |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:32:34): | Scream keep your laws off my body, but i want you the white male to pay for everything |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:32:38): | see what happens |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:33:38): | Yell "keep your hands off my beautiful white body you chocolate devil!" |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:33:59): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:34:19): | Used to play soccer with this cuckservative |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:38:05): | Send more videos of tension if you see any and try not to get fucked up |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (09:48:43): | Kill a man |
| Reich In The Kisser | (09:48:54): | Check out @JoshMargulies's Tweet: https://twitter.com/JoshMargulies/status/822455243745226754?s=09 |
| Reich In The Kisser | (09:49:10): | This just happened |
| Reich In The Kisser | (09:59:14): | Also just ran into Casey neistat |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:00:59): | I love Zach in the background |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:02:51): | I'm jealous, I heard Casey was there |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:02:55): | I just shook HHH's hand and Stephanie McMahon smiled at me |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:03:04): | She's hot |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:03:04): | what |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:03:15): | she is |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:03:27): | Who's HHH |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:03:31): | I mean in real life, super hot |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:03:32): | The Connuticut Blue Blood himsef |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:03:39): | Triple H |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:03:40): | Degeneration X |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:03:49): | Own the WWE |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:03:58): | Wait |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:04:00): | Triple H |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:04:04): | The wrestler? |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:04:04): | Yea |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:04:10): | Goddamn |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:04:12): | Did you ask him if he ever considered becoming quadruple H |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:04:16): | Is he a mountian of a man |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:04:30): | I bet, dude is huge |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:04:33): | Surprisingly not much taller than me |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:04:40): | He is triple H since his name is Hunter Hurst Helmsley |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:05:27): | im so jealous you're there lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:06:13): | I really wanted to go. Damn studying for these admissions. I would have loved to have talked to alex Jones and just constantly made innuendos that globalist are jews |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:06:28): | Id Pedigree Triple H |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:06:30): | you mean they aren't? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:08:17): | now go pull your boner out and try to see if you can get into casey neistat's video |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:09:05): | really just have your boner out the whole time |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:09:30): | I just yelled "YouTube" at him and walked away |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:09:50): | it's code, he'll know what it means |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:12:37): | You yelled youtube at alex jones? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:13:10): | what time does this event start |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:15:26): | No. At the Casey guy |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:17:00): | Josh you on the lawn? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:17:06): | Or plan to go there? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:21:30): | What I hate about globalist most, besides their love of money, is their huge noses, (((nahmean))) |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:21:57): | Nah. Some j20 thing Zach wanted to go to |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:22:11): | Possibly the lawn. Maybe not |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:22:14): | Oh nice |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:22:32): | That's the one I would have gone to. Zach is [[[woke]]] |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:25:29): | What is J20? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:26:52): | It's a Jewish critical hit |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:27:26): | Socialist, commie something or other |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:28:41): | Yea it's a socialist/true left one not that liberal bullshit |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:34:52): | Well, they're still annoying me with their gender fluid stuff |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:35:17): | I support your cause, but I don't need you to tell me your gender |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:36:33): | Don't be a brocialist, they'll be give you a Lotta shit for it |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:39:26): | It's also odd seeing people with Soviet Union flags then the Hillary Dems making the Trump Russia connection |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:42:22): | The US is a hot mess |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:42:27): | like its a 10 |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:42:47): | but its puking in a toliet at a dive bar at the moment and it flashed the bartender for a free shot |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:43:48): | lol brocialist |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:43:54): | marc there is a political ideology for you |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:53:53): | It's socialist who ignore gender and sometimes racial issues (if the brocialist is white) and discrimination, think class issues/economics trumps all. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:57:34): | thanks for mansplaining that to me |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:59:39): | It was my sexual pleasure |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:00:44): | lets calm down here, dont start manspreading |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:00:47): | cis scum |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:00:57): | or even worse, blackspreading |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:01:06): | Josh, zach tells me you wouldn't even chant fuck the police |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:07:35): | https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/822468427533209600 |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:08:37): | at least we know none of them have guns \ufffd |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:10:04): | I like the different comments. 1) they're the True fascists, 2) Cia did it with 3) trump did it |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:12:01): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqq-K09EkD0 |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:13:58): | So things i learned |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:14:13): | the woman who started planned parent hood |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:14:16): | started it |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:14:48): | so she could exterminate the negros she was big into eugenics |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:15:11): | Odds a sniper shots? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:15:13): | gotta start somewhere ya dig |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:15:22): | (((white genocide))) |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:16:47): | I say 30 to 1 for a sniper shot. 10 to 1 for just hearing a gun go off during the ceremony. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:17:30): | lol Cuckie Sanders is in the audience |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:18:02): | cucks are out tonight |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:18:18): | Michelle looks like "who the fuck are all these white people' |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:19:03): | Bill straight up was staring about Michelles ass |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:19:47): | black dont crack |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:21:07): | Black butts are good |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:21:43): | hell yea they are |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:22:50): | so Melanie 2nd hottest first lady |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:22:52): | ever |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:24:44): | #1? |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:24:59): | Jackie Kenndey |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:25:21): | Ladybird Johnson |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:25:35): | That's a bird who won't quit |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:28:55): | HERE |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:28:56): | WE |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:28:58): | GO |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:29:05): | im rock hard |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:29:08): | #MAGA |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:35:21): | Start with the thumbs up |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:35:29): | #LockHerUp |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:35:53): | Odds hell call out media at some point? |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:36:09): | 1:1 |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:36:23): | #FakeNews |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:36:27): | #PizzagateIsreal |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:36:39): | goddamn this country is fucked lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:36:59): | Buy a gun |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:37:02): | Learn to farm |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:37:11): | sounds like too much work tbh |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:37:16): | im just gonna ride this one out |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:39:57): | Senator Roy "Smokes fat" Blunts |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:40:20): | lots of bible reading here |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:40:29): | i guess this is how the rest of the world views america lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:40:33): | Trumps bringing his own personal bible |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:40:41): | From what I heard on fox earlier |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:40:59): | Aka the bible he bought at the CVS on his way over |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:41:18): | Its a kids Bible |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:41:23): | the stream says hes using the lincoln bible |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:41:36): | Oh its a gay bible then huh |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:41:58): | We're are not a theocracy! Amen. Now a reading from Mathew. |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:42:49): | lol yeah i know right |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:42:57): | if it was one bible quote, ok |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:43:03): | but this has been 15+ minutes of bible reading |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:43:42): | Yea lol. "Separation of church and state, just like it days in the bible!" |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:44:05): | Austin 3:16 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:44:53): | I'm expecting 1 token Jewish or non Christian verse |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:49:18): | shut this safe space commie up |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:50:24): | Lol bragging about how easy his job as music coordinator was "yea they were right down the street from me" |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:50:55): | Shit I didn't realize I was behind. Fuck chuck schumer |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:51:44): | who is chuck schumer |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:53:00): | Guy who's introducing justice riggt now, dude who was talking |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:53:05): | He's an asshole from ny |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:53:16): | So just a guy from ny amirite |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:54:33): | hurr durr |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:54:53): | here it comes |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:55:55): | I feel like the sky's about to split open |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:56:16): | Do we really need another song in between lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:56:24): | Get on with it |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:56:35): | alright snipers take your aim |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:56:56): | ALLUAH AKBAR |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:57:16): | DIRKA DIRKA JIHAD |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:57:21): | You're now both being monitored nice going lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:57:23): | Hi nsa |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (11:57:55): | come and get me NSA |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:00:21): | HERE WE GO |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:00:32): | Love Trumps Hate |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:00:37): | Trump Trumps ALL |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:02:05): | It's like a wedding lol "may I now introduce to you for the first time as your president Donald j trump!!" |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:04:31): | is he going full commie? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:05:37): | giving power ot the people |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:05:41): | trump commie confirmed |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:05:52): | marc, get liberty prime ready |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:06:05): | Yes Elder Sperlazzo |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:06:35): | Right my thoughts too sounded commie lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:07:07): | looks like brian's been a conservative this whole time \ufffd |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:07:11): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:08:16): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:11:46): | Thought he was about to Rick roll us |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:12:57): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUXmYxsIHjw |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:15:09): | "we will eradicate islamic terrorism from the face of the earth" |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:15:12): | lol ok pal |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:15:45): | That one dude was nodding along like "hell yea" |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:16:23): | is he just reading the brotherhood of steeles hand book |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:18:00): | I feel like this speech has a lot of backhanded things against Obama, which I don't hate lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:18:19): | i feel like he just throw buzzwords into a blender and went with it |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:19:14): | Used some socialist rhetoric to appeal the left, threw in some nationalism and religion to cover the right, Obama suck it, maga, ok I'm outtie |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:20:20): | \ufffd |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:20:27): | left enough for ya? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:21:24): | It never is :( |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:23:23): | Stock market went down .3% in 15 minutes while trump got sworn in spoke and is no going back up lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:24:36): | cray |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:25:42): | Ok so everything else now is bullshit right? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:25:58): | Trump got sworn in, he spoke, anything else good happening? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:27:04): | yea its just bs now |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:27:42): | trump got sworn in, rene dried his tears, the world keeps spinning |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:27:59): | Lena Dunham still fucking here |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:29:15): | Yea if we have to deal with trump she should at least uphold her promise |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:29:20): | It's the liberal thing to do ;) |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:33:39): | And you know what else I've realized I can survive, as a Jewish Pro-Choice Sexual Assault Survivor With a Queer Family Member and a Belief That We Are All Beautiful and Equal? I can survive staying in this country, MY country, blah blah blah |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:33:43): | goddamn she is the worst lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:34:02): | Is that what she said lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:34:45): | yup |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:34:59): | shes so brave, having a gay cousin |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:35:25): | Being born wealthy in NY must have been super rough on her |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:36:43): | She's so out of touch lol. She got into a lot of great art schools cause her dad was rich. At a comic con type thing for her show Girls, she was asked how she made I to hbo and she said she didn't know how to answer it just sort of happened. Like nah, your dad got you into top quality schools that hbo probably looks to for new talent lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:37:43): | and she wrote a memoir at age 27 lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:38:26): | And it involves a story about her sexually violating her sister iirc |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:38:59): | i think people blew that one out of proportion tbh, not that i support lena dunham or anything |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:39:38): | Oh looks like we have a Lenanite in our midsts |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:39:56): | i read an interesting theory that says maybe lena was molested as a kid because it would explain why she was acting that way |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:40:05): | and go google "Carroll Dunham Art" |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:40:06): | that's her dad |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:51:24): | that explains alot |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:51:43): | Lotta butts |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:51:56): | vaggy butts |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:52:11): | like he didnt want to see her face while he was bainging her |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:16:13): | Josh you dead yet? |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:16:54): | on the outside |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:16:57): | not just the inside |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:17:10): | you have been dead inside for as long as ive kjnown\xa0you |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:21:19): | http://imgur.com/Gk7eEmD |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:22:17): | Also |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:22:27): | I dont get the apeal of Emma Watson |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:22:37): | like i get she is attractive |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:22:47): | but not like goddess leve |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:23:34): | She spoke at the UN with her liberal bourgie feminism, and that made a lot of people like her more |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:23:59): | ehh |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:24:00): | People like her because she was in Harry Potter, duh |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:24:06): | ehh again |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:24:11): | if im doing anyone |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:24:16): | im raw dogging Rubert |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:25:07): | I think it's him. In the flesh |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:25:08): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:25:22): | VERMON |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:25:25): | MY DUDE |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:25:59): | Damn that's awesome |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:26:53): | i wonder what trump's zombie contingency plan is |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:27:23): | brah |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:27:24): | http://pre09.deviantart.net/2804/th/pre/f/2016/117/5/2/the_donald_by_sharpwriter-da0eh6b.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:27:28): | that |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:29:22): | Someone's salty |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:30:45): | for real, how come liberals are so supportive of muslims but hate christians so much? |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:31:29): | Becuase Pete |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:31:31): | fighting against islamophobia, making safe spaces for them to pray, fighting for the rights to wear burqas and shit, "LGBT for Muslims" etc |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:31:40): | Listen |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:31:53): | Muslims really dont mix well with LLGBT |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:32:07): | Like the pope said it was cool to be gay now |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:32:20): | but sharia law is still a thing in countrys |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:32:32): | The church is fucked up |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:32:40): | dont get me wrong |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:32:47): | but so is Islam |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:32:51): | and arguabbly more so |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:33:02): | its just weird that the same guys who are fighting for muslims in the US are the same ones fighting christians trying to ban abortion, gay marriage, etc |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:33:11): | like isnt it the same shit |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:33:28): | people are stupid |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:34:12): | alot of people who are super loud about shit contradict there statements |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:34:19): | like keep your laws off my body |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:34:25): | and then they want communism |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:34:44): | you can want communism, but that entails a much bigger governement |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:35:40): | Moral of the story |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:35:48): | people suck and dont understand each other |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:35:52): | or how life workd |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:36:00): | let the bees have the planet |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:37:19): | None |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:38:32): | hell yea |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:00:16): | Check Twitter |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:00:16): | Tear gas |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:02:05): | Shit |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:02:08): | Where are you at |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:02:51): | Right where it started |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:02:56): | Moving now |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:03:22): | We had just left the park where it started like two minutes before |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:03:32): | apparently they're trying to loot a starbucks or something? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:03:37): | at least smashing the windows in |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:03:40): | Fox not showing it, CNN is |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:04:58): | You see people throwing rocks/bottles at police josh? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:05:04): | https://twitter.com/PzFeed/status/822471783756525573 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:06:02): | CNN has a feed |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:06:35): | I saw a traffic cone get thrown |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:07:01): | I'm pretty sure I recorded the first tear gas grenade |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:07:06): | Watch Twitter |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:10:26): | stay safe |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:12:46): | Flashback went off |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:13:04): | Flashbang* in case you heard it and are wondering what it was |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:14:39): | This shit is insane |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:16:08): | at what point does protest turn into riots |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:16:34): | Once that first molotov is thrown |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:17:16): | liberals are poor they cant afford caroseen |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:17:34): | some biker beat up a protester lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:18:25): | Who saw that one coming lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:18:32): | what did he do thoug |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:18:36): | not love America |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:18:42): | cause ill kill a man |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:18:47): | Fuck america |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:20:02): | Pete |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:20:10): | Protocol 66 |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:20:23): | silencers is still in the boo berries |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:20:38): | ok you go get the younglings |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:22:32): | #StillWithHer |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:23:16): | Save us HillDawg! |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:23:46): | LGBT Slay Kween \ufffd |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:24:35): | Yassss |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:25:09): | Some dude just walked through a crowd caring a drone above his head |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:25:43): | https://gfycat.com/MajorMedicalKinkajou |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:26:38): | He didn't give af hillary saw him do it lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:27:18): | If you watch Hillary, she's checking out Michelle in the beginning |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:49:09): | bill you the man |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:49:19): | a rapist, but still awesome |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:52:20): | Fucking trash cans were set on fire in the middle of the street |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:52:33): | And people dragged a bench over to sit by the fire |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:52:41): | Peaceful protests |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:53:04): | I'm not too sure what that accomplished |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:53:27): | Gotta get warm somehow |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:53:28): | Giving Fox News more to talk about |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:54:56): | https://i.redd.it/3gxv5lvz6way.png |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:13:25): | I for one liked the protest and trashcan |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:14:28): | that'll show trump! |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:40:55): | Wait |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:41:03): | so if a girl wants to be a guy |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:41:05): | she can get test |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:41:13): | can i get test to be even more of a man |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:45:31): | Are you man enough? |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:46:10): | no |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:46:15): | thats why i need steriods |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:08:15): | It'd be nice to just be able to get test or hgh lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:09:12): | Anyone know any shady doctors |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:16:18): | Buy them online like everyone else |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:16:39): | Nah |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:16:51): | I need a doctor to know I'm gunna be jacked |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:22:13): | they're called testosterone clinics lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:22:28): | you mean beef farms |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:22:37): | basically go, get your test tested, some guy (not a real doctor) will say oh you got low T, here's a script |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:22:53): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:45:43): | Remember when the world was just, and it was still her turn? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (18:04:55): | I bet Hillary wouldn't have lost if she didn't dress like the villain from a fuckin dystopian movie |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:16:29): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:19:31): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:48:27): | You might ask yourself. Marc are you going to get shitfaced around 14 year olds at a event from work. |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:48:33): | You'd be right get |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:48:50): | My man |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:49:26): | It's the perfect time to lay out your political agenda to young impressionable minds |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:01:32): | Buy gold |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:01:54): | There's like 40 beers. I'm gunna drink them all |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:02:06): | I am way to white for this |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:02:14): | The show |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:10:57): | There is just me a 40 old and his two kids |
| To Such Great Whites | (22:22:19): | I just smok s weed with my rep in Barclays |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (22:28:50): | Way to admit to a crime, I'm turning you in to the Feds now |
| To Such Great Whites | (22:31:20): | You what I'll say to the Feds |
| To Such Great Whites | (22:31:24): | Hold my beer |
| To Such Great Whites | (23:44:32): | Tonight was awesome. |
| To Such Great Whites | (23:47:15): | I found the man I want to be |
| To Such Great Whites | (23:54:10): | Should I drop 300 on 3 pairs of shoes? |
| Saturday, 21 January 2017 |
| Reich In The Kisser | (00:14:08): | No |
| To Such Great Whites | (00:14:23): | Okay |
| To Such Great Whites | (00:15:07): | But Also and follow me on this camera guy |
| To Such Great Whites | (00:15:36): | ITS TRUMPS AMERICA NOW |
| Reich In The Kisser | (01:00:21): | No |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:27:11): | Richard spencer, alt right guy who led that meeting where they were doing nazi salutes, punched by anarchist |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:27:13): | https://mobile.twitter.com/prttybadtweeter/status/822620848897069056 |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (10:25:52): | Nazis watch out!!! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:23:32): | just wait till Trumps TT comes asking for your non-jewish verification papers |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:27:20): | It's crazy how many more people are here today than yesterday |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:31:18): | Million woman march? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:32:12): | Trump can't possibly grab a million pussies |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:32:55): | Call out celebrities you see for their faux progressive ideals and chicanery. Tell Emma Watson her and everyone like her is part of the problem not the solution. Tell em josh! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:33:15): | Soon he'll be a pussy millionaire |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:33:57): | Check out Rene vs Chris Kryssa |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:34:10): | Fb? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:35:15): | Instagram I think |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:35:39): | Rene said fight me irl |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:37:27): | I just saw it |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:37:32): | Wish there there was more context |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:38:29): | Screen shot me |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:38:31): | Rene is ripe for radicalization. Target acquired. Loading zesty commie memes. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:39:13): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:39:19): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:41:25): | You want me to emoji at your face? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:42:30): | lol Rene stop |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:43:04): | Rene you need to go further left, right now your just a dumb liberal. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:43:16): | A safety pin liberal |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:43:51): | You know what you must do Rene |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:44:11): | Make Stalin look like an anarchist rene |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:44:12): | Hope the fence? |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (12:44:42): | Lock n load |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:45:02): | More like cock and load |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:13:44): | https://i.reddituploads.com/6343557e6ca3427186bf27a2ac2daa90?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=b22457d7aff0c5acb5b5a9f4e1baa533 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:14:00): | Someone tweet this at rene |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:25:58): | God damn liberals!!!!!!! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:28:56): | Seriously though, it's a good way to get under rene or any liberals skin. Most democrats who think they're left hate people when other people are further left lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:30:02): | Hell you saw it with hillary and bernie lol. Even the slay keen yass couldn't resist smearing bernie just because he was further left. And it was her turn! |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:31:44): | Not every liberal is an unwoken communist lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:32:45): | Yea but liberals hate when someone from the left critiques them without fail |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:45:30): | None |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (13:45:44): | 4 more years!!! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:08:44): | I'd say there's no way that's real but I also feel like it is lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:08:59): | It's real |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:09:12): | I pulled it right off twitter |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:09:39): | Jesus christ lmao |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:09:44): | Nah your pull game is weak. That's why you got 5 kids |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:10:19): | Well I'm happy to know our social media histories we all thought would limit us, shouldn't. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:10:35): | If a corporation says you tweeted inappropriately in the past, show em that lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:13:30): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:14:56): | Yea his twitter is a goldmine |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:42:38): | None |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:43:15): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:45:11): | Who's second person? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:45:47): | Also that first person meeting john kerry looks looks like a characiture lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:46:41): | Ah shit Angela |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:46:45): | Yup |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:46:51): | She was really nice |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:46:54): | And hot |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:46:58): | Who? |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:47:00): | So is her sister |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:47:06): | Portia Doubleday |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:47:11): | Actress on Mr robot |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:47:25): | Oh yea Mrs Robot |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:47:59): | Lots of famous womyn out tonight |
| Sunday, 22 January 2017 |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:38:04): | Aziz killed it in his monologue during SNL |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (14:17:40): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kepxfs5GnZM\\ |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:45:30): | thats a great scream lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (15:45:55): | It's incredible |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:57:49): | If only she yelled "It was her tuuuuuuuuurn" |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:03:43): | None |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:10:45): | Low ride durrrrrrr |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:18:21): | http://imgur.com/NiCLJ0K |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:18:49): | "Becaues these kinds of people are roaming around" = people who don't put up with your nazi bullshit lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:19:02): | can't we see, the nazi organizer here was the REAL victim |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:37:53): | He also ruined Pepe the frog |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:38:05): | That's the real crimes |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:39:02): | The alt right doxxed the guy who punched ricihard spencer and it turns out he is a literal cuck lol |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:39:06): | Cucks vs nazis |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:39:14): | Welcome to politics in 2017 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:39:33): | How'd they find him? Got a link? |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:42:31): | It's the Internet. They know all |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:42:59): | I'll send it when I get home, it's pretty funny |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (16:43:08): | And it's the power of al right 4channers |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:46:52): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:46:54): | Where was this hamza before |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:48:58): | https://i.redd.it/bd788bus44by.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:58:44): | How much does he spend on hookers yearly |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:01:54): | You don't understand. The hookers pay him. \xa0He's that good. |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:02:30): | Met Spencer's. Pimps hate him\nFor this one simple trick |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:35:30): | Lol literally a shit eating cuck |
| Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit | (17:35:37): | The world is a big meme |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:08:12): | Was bane socialist or libertarian |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:08:18): | I can't figure it out |
| Reich In The Kisser | (18:09:45): | he's definitely anti capitalism, so not possible he's lib |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:10:43): | Can we all just talk politics in the context of DC |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:15:55): | right now, 10% of super hero's have 90% of the the super hero movie deals |
| Reich In The Kisser | (18:17:01): | Brian |
| Reich In The Kisser | (18:17:04): | What you doing |
| GroupMe | (18:22:14): | Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit changed name to Richard Spence-Her |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:26:27): | But Superman does way more work then plastic man. Why should he get stuff for being un popular. Work hard to stop Villiand and you can be sucrsdfu. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:52:42): | Well maybe there's other plastic men out there in the world who want to see their kind represented. Don't be an anti-plastite. |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:14:25): | Plastic man was a thug |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:14:35): | A thief and an pickpocket |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:15:19): | (For real he was, I know it works in this context. But he was a thief and plays a big role in injustice) |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:17:00): | Honestly read injustice and if you picture superman as captlists you have a case |
| Richard Spence-Her | (19:17:03): | Is there really a super hero named plastic man |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:17:13): | But also if you think of soclism is works |
| Reich In The Kisser | (19:17:27): | Yeah. He's just stretchy |
| Reich In The Kisser | (19:17:35): | Like Reid Richards |
| Richard Spence-Her | (19:17:37): | Literacy was a mistake |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:17:55): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:18:03): | I guess we're all meat men then |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:18:23): | Just because we're made of meat, that's our power lol. |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:18:27): | D.C doesn't have a lot of black people |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:19:06): | Jon Stewart Green Lantern was just and I quote. "Was a replacement for Hal while he was gone" |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:19:18): | Duh, Gotham is actually a gated community and what Bruce Wayne sees is just one man's descent into madness. |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:19:34): | Gotham is a shithole |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:20:33): | That's how Bruce Wayne views it when the cleaners are 2 hours late on the weekend |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:21:28): | I AM HERE SCUMBAGS. \n\nHOKAY MISSER BRUCE. I CLEAN DISHES NOW\n\nI AM THE NIGHT |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:21:50): | So senor, tu es the night |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:21:55): | Si* |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:22:26): | Estes la noche |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:22:50): | Also Maria. Tell Pepe the pool boy he needs to where his mister freeze costume I bought him |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:23:18): | FREEZE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:23:21): | Thanks Maria ;) |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:23:53): | Senor Wayne. There was a dead bird in the filter. I throw it out. |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:24:01): | NOOOOO NOT ROBIN. YOU MONSTER |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:24:52): | Now that's the gold |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:25:15): | I think we have a short series |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:25:36): | I do too I think this could be funny lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:26:52): | Surburam Superhero |
| GroupMe | (19:48:09): | Reich In The Kisser changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (19:48:45): | Reich In The Kisser changed the group's avatar |
| Richard Spence-Her | (19:50:53): | that is a beautiful picture |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:51:44): | You should post that to reddit lol |
| Reich In The Kisser | (19:52:14): | Eh. I wouldn't want my face all over Reddit. Doubt Zach would either. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:52:26): | True. Stay off the grid. |
| Reich In The Kisser | (19:52:50): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:53:11): | Now that one you should post |
| Richard Spence-Her | (19:53:35): | Sometimes I have a hard time believing he is a real person |
| Reich In The Kisser | (19:53:53): | Eh. I don't need fake points. Feel free to post yourself. You have my permission. |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:53:55): | None |
| Reich In The Kisser | (19:53:59): | Believe it. He's real |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:55:09): | I recently heard a interview with him. He's actually not always retarded actually, he'll talk about how banks and the free market are the new imperialist tool used to drain nations of their resources, then tell people to buy his water filter and to take testosterone |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:55:44): | And them hell say something stupid |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:15:58): | You just aren't truly woke yet \U0001f609 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:24:15): | Damn (((globalists))) |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (21:20:12): | http://imgur.com/7x1V3BB?r |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (21:21:21): | https://youtu.be/iXSx2jWz2zM |
| To Such Great Whites | (21:28:00): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (21:29:12): | Now we wait. Asian man stands up to BLM. Who will whites support? |
| To Such Great Whites | (22:01:38): | Old people man |
| Monday, 23 January 2017 |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:19:44): | I miss autotune the news |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:02:08): | So many internet fads have come in gone its kind of crazy |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:02:27): | Can't wait to tell my grandkids about YTMND |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:08:26): | Hey Marc, is your mom related to an Angela Petrucelli? |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:14:44): | Probs not why |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:15:04): | My moms last name was Tesserio |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:16:01): | ah ok. my mom was asking, because my old bosses wife's name was angela petrucelli, formerly angela ruggiero |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:18:10): | woulndt\xa0my dad be related to her then? |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:18:43): | and still no |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:18:46): | yea that's what i thought. idk why mom mom said your mom lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:21:32): | tell your mom to stop being racist to us EYE Ties |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:40:20): | Mama Mia pasta fazool |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:10:30): | repealling obama care could kill 43,000 anually |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:10:41): | how do we make it an even 50,000 |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:10:46): | i hate people |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:25:35): | Let's add the 7,000 wealthiest americans to make it an even 50k to make sure it kills both sides of the spectrum |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:27:38): | i dont care how much they make |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:27:39): | as long as they are dead |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:28:14): | Can we save bill gates though |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:28:17): | i like him |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:28:22): | he gives alot to charity |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:28:51): | Nah, hes honcho numero uno. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:28:57): | Then Zuckerberggggggg |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:29:24): | Dinkelberg |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:30:04): | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/52/d6/80/52d6803a3dca6b1a4c9569ad7088c43d.jpg |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:30:26): | you hear zuckerberg is suing hundreds of hawaiin because right now they're legally allowed to live on part of his 700 acre beach front property, and he wants more privacy, so through all ihs different companies he's sued these people to get them off his land. at which point he wants to build a wall. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:30:59): | and before this, for a while, zuckerberg only wanted to "ate what he killed" so he would hunt animals, then give them to a professional butcher to prepare, and then a professional chef would cook it for him. he did for a while |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:31:14): | A sort of Wailing Wall, I'd imagine |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:31:30): | He's a really weird dude |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:31:49): | If he didn't have money he'd just be a weird 4chan guy |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:33:56): | O man. Completely unrelated, but I just realized that my handle here "Reich in the Kisser" is quite fitting for Richard Spencer |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:36:41): | What a world we live in when a neo nazi gets punched in the face by a shitting eating cuck |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:37:01): | Yea turned out that's not true btw. There's currently a bounty put up by the alt-right to find the guy |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:37:10): | That cuck is a dead bdsm actor, died a few years ago apparently |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:37:16): | boo |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:37:30): | /pol/ thought it would be funny to make the anti-fa guy look like a cuck |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:37:47): | how punched him them |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:37:58): | Carmen San Deigo |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:41:58): | Can we have a moment of silence for the dead shit eating cuck |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:00:19): | http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/us-dangerous-global-warming-climate-change-20-years-two-decades-before-rest-of-the-world-environment-a7535681.html |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:03:37): | Seems fitting |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:05:29): | Isn't NYC supposed to be underwater by now lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:06:23): | yea werent the polar icecaps suposed to melt by 2015 |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:07:32): | im starting to think this was all some liberal bull shit |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:08:38): | http://i.imgur.com/t9y5pAub.jpg |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:09:54): | They are melting. We're currently also in a mass extinction phase and some of that is due to global warming. |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:12:22): | TIL Brian is a mouthpiece for Hillary |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:13:40): | Ohhhhhh shit |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:14:39): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1jQoOxLrWo |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:21:10): | http://i.imgur.com/x09VuaR.gif |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:32:44): | http://www.avclub.com/article/trumps-new-press-secretary-five-year-running-feud--248859 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:32:54): | trump administration is off to a good start IMO |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:32:56): | fuck dippin dots |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:33:06): | all they do is stick to your tongue & burn it |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:34:21): | It's now astronauts eat it! |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:42:09): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C234_wWWgAA0QWK.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:42:20): | WHERE IS YOUR COMMIE GOD NOW |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:42:26): | Bernie wants MAGA |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:47:15): | NJ transit and the path are shit shows. This is why I do t trust the government |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:28:03): | 1) bernie wanted to get rid of TPP before trump, 2) free trade deals are neoliberal bs that only serve rich people so it makes sense he's against it. You shouldn't, government sucks. Anarchy baby |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:29:20): | Can I sue NJ transit for emotional stress |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:39:10): | Or at least set it all on fire |
| Tuesday, 24 January 2017 |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:08:57): | http://1002.nccdn.net/1_5/340/060/391/28037_1449878006_220_28037.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:09:06): | this is my spirit animal |
| Reich In The Kisser | (10:36:48): | Don't talk back |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:37:34): | I cant get over Zach in that picture |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:37:42): | he is just amazing |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:37:54): | At least your parents got one right |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:35:33): | Im putting the finishing touches on the DND campaign for Sunday, so I went on r/DND to see some stuff, its like iamverysmart and neckbeard things rolled into one |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:37:51): | Are you surprised lol |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:38:14): | Can't play Sunday |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:38:33): | Can't play until sometime in February |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:17:06): | Loser |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:58:11): | https://i.reddituploads.com/b3597a18b172496da06116040e859642?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=b7166d02bd2c4e2ef4bcef6e9aff285c |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:48:10): | Kid drive this car to flavor town or I'll jalape\xf1o popper your knee caps capeesh? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:00:24): | One wrong move and I'll Baja blast your head clean off that body |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:08:32): | Shut up or I'll blast your donkey sauce all over the walls |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:02:44): | http://www.theonion.com/article/departing-obama-tearfully-shoos-away-loyal-drone-f-55100 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (18:24:17): | That was a man who truly loved his drones |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:25:27): | He is our Drone War president. Thank goodness he's progressive! |
| Reich In The Kisser | (21:58:37): | https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/824083821889015809 |
| Reich In The Kisser | (21:58:50): | guys, the wall goes up tomorrow. |
| Reich In The Kisser | (21:59:29): | I know he wants to make America great again, but who'd have thought that he'd do it in less than one week |
| To Such Great Whites | (21:59:34): | Guys |
| To Such Great Whites | (21:59:44): | What if the wall |
| To Such Great Whites | (21:59:50): | Is a huge Walmart |
| To Such Great Whites | (21:59:59): | And the Mexicans come I through the back to work |
| Reich In The Kisser | (22:00:03): | multi-purpose |
| Reich In The Kisser | (22:00:05): | nice |
| To Such Great Whites | (22:00:34): | I want to speak to\nSomeone in politics to see if my half assed ideas could get traction |
| Reich In The Kisser | (22:01:27): | http://www.njleg.state.nj.us/members/BIO.asp?Leg=388 |
| To Such Great Whites | (22:02:16): | I feel like Steve pumped that well dry |
| Richard Spence-Her | (22:58:05): | damn, mr karabinchak sponsored the Robocop Act, that's awesome |
| Wednesday, 25 January 2017 |
| To Such Great Whites | (07:51:44): | I'm more a fan of the Skynet bill being proposed right now |
| To Such Great Whites | (07:52:03): | Also who named it robocop they had to know what they were doing |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (07:53:58): | http://m.imgur.com/gPM97h5 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (08:45:55): | So who's volunteering to build the wall? |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:05:36): | We get the Mexicans to build it. Then make sure the finish on the Mexico side |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:05:50): | I feel like I could be in Trumps cabinet |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:08:02): | Why are we wasting our time building a wall? What we should really be building is a giant moat |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:08:34): | Fuck it. Giants wrestling ring and you want in America |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:08:37): | You gotta beat |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:08:45): | JOHNNNNN CEEENNNNNNAAAAA |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:08:48): | Can't tunnel under it and make it really wide so you can't pole vault over it like you know those Mexicans like to do |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:08:57): | Fill it with alligators |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:09:12): | Grow the alligator farm industry |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:09:25): | Get em from Florida |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:09:35): | Then less infants get eaten, more illegals are scared away |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:09:39): | Win win win |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:09:42): | And then the Florida meth trade will go up |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:09:48): | So bringing back jobs |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:09:53): | Exactly |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:10:01): | Legalize drugs but kick out the Mexicans. That'll show em |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:20:46): | My sister said the Onion should write an article about trump calling them fake news |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:34:03): | my supervisor had a bad break up and he got laid last nigth so i feel like i could ask for something cool today and get it |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:34:07): | what do i ask for |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:34:19): | A raise/bonus |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:34:30): | What all millennials want, a standing desk |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:49:48): | Tell him what you want in 3 emojis or less |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:50:43): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:51:17): | \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:54:25): | Can i talk to HR to instute hazing |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:55:41): | That's some forward thinking |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:59:50): | There's already year long hazing done by the government where they stick to your asshole, it's called TAXES |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:48:47): | Kill me |
| Reich In The Kisser | (11:50:30): | Everything is shit |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:51:23): | \U0001f4a9 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:52:39): | Smart phones where a mistake |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:52:45): | Were* |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:56:54): | I'd take it a step further, mass communication was a mistake |
| Reich In The Kisser | (11:58:40): | For example |
| Reich In The Kisser | (11:58:42): | https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/824078417213747200 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:00:48): | F A K E N E W S |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:03:20): | I can't believe this is our president lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:03:35): | Like he wrote this tweet as the president of the US |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:03:39): | God damn |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:03:41): | Yup |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:04:14): | I wonder who Hank Hill would've voted for |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:07:23): | He would not respect trump |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:08:44): | Would he have voted for Hillary |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:09:43): | Dale is definitely a Gary Johnson kinda guy |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:09:59): | No one cares about Peggy |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:10:27): | Someone on/r/learnprogramming made a bot that monitors trumps tweets and checks the stock prices of companies he mentions for the following week lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:10:43): | Bobby would learn about Bernie sanders and then harass hank about it |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:11:06): | Dad I want to go to clown college for free! |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:12:08): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:17:39): | People on CNN still saying wait and see on Trump lol. Dudes calling out media like he's still campaigning, says he's gonna stick feds into Chicago if they don't fix their homicide problem/cut funding, signed a bill that will cut USAID to places that offer abortion for any reason, signed an executive order to push through DAPL and keystone pipelines, and still technically isn't divorced from his companies. And he's only been president 4 days lol |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:18:31): | But Brian, he is a successful businessman. |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:18:42): | He's gonna make America great. Again. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:18:55): | Yes the rich white successful business man who ran as an outsider republican lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:19:05): | And it worked |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:19:32): | If fascist America is a great America, then sign me up. |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:30:44): | I dont like how he is on track to do more Executive\xa0orders in his first 100 days then Bama was for 8 years |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:31:58): | But Marc, it means that he's a decisive leader. Acting with authority. That's why Republicans love Putin. Because he acts first. Kills later. |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:32:15): | No i think the Act is killing |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:32:19): | stupid liberal |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:32:57): | no but its all fucked up |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:33:04): | no matter who won we lost |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:33:45): | Still against abortion though, but thats my personal view |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:34:09): | the only good thing, I think the accelerationist may finally be right |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:35:00): | You mean that Trump is the accelerationist? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:35:40): | no, the theory goes Trump makes things go to shit so badly people revolt, riot, revolution etc. |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:36:14): | i dont think it will, yea 3 million people went to the march |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:36:23): | but we have 360 million |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:36:30): | 320 |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:36:40): | 317 didnt care enough to go |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:37:01): | and 2 were josh and Zach |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:37:08): | 3 million number was global |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:37:15): | I think |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:37:22): | well then no one cares |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:37:31): | it wont affect most americans day to day |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:37:35): | out of site out of mind |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:37:40): | we slowly go to 1984 |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:37:48): | thats my thinking |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:38:15): | then a hot chick throws a sledgehammer into a tv |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:38:21): | and the Apple 2 is relaesed |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:38:27): | Whatever Trump does, it's effects won't truly be felt until he's out of office. In all likelihood |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:38:38): | true |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:42:15): | according to chris hedges the journalist, typically it only takes 1-3% of the population for a revolution. you don't need to everyone on board. \xa0just people who care. \xa0apathetic people are just meat shields for one side or another. \xa0it'll happen when the "declasse intellectual" starts to feel the effects, basically when white people start to feel the bad effects that minorities have lived through for a while. |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:42:56): | you aint got 1% yet |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:43:13): | and americans dont\xa0care about anything as a whole |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:43:26): | we are deeply divided on every major issue |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:43:37): | Exepect Crushing Brews |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:45:02): | I was going to say PUSS, but we are divided on that too |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:45:31): | its only 3.23 million people. that's what we ned to surround all the white house buildings etc. during the nixon era, they had to put up empty buses around the whitehouse to keep protesters away, and nixon told kissinger at one point "they're going to come in here and get us". \xa0thats what we need all politicians to feel all the time imo |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:47:21): | http://www.blackopszombies.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/1300921227-62.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:47:31): | Nixons been through worse |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:48:12): | people arent going to revolt because nobody truly cares, they just want to have a bad guy to fight against so they can feel self righteous |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:48:55): | on FB i already see a bunch of people signing up for another "protest" on april 15th |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:49:01): | to get trump to release his taxes lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:49:15): | it's just Political Comic-con at this point |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:32:51): | http://i3.cpcache.com/product/1645524398/tank_top.jpg?width=350&height=350&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22crop%22%2C%22value%22%3A%7B%22x%22%3A58.3%2C%22y%22%3A0%2C%22w%22%3A233.3%2C%22h%22%3A280.0%7D%2C%22sequence%22%3A1%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:33:32): | there are alot of trump themed tanks |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:33:37): | like really good ones |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:34:56): | no real goodones for Shill |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:35:03): | Bernie might have some soild ones |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:35:33): | Here's my problem with peaceful planned protests |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:35:36): | http://m.imgur.com/lpqwEZy |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:37:05): | I don't see you burning down banks. Or McDonalds |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:37:15): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:37:15): | It's in the works |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:37:20): | Hop to Brian |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:37:38): | Lock n load boys |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:37:56): | My mom is asking me why I'm so interested in my dad's new ammo box |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:38:22): | Tell her you got a gift for trump, some hot lead |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:38:29): | His favorite |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:38:41): | Tell her he brought you into this world |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:38:45): | as a gift |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:38:51): | and his gift will take you out of it |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:39:34): | https://pics.onsizzle.com/Facebook-c29127.png |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:40:03): | Step 1) buy black bloc step 2) find the angle I look coolest in black bloc 3) got to protest take bad ass pics 4) destroy shit |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:40:11): | #DirtNap |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:07:58): | What's your guys opinion on Richard Spencer getting punched, justified or not? |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:08:46): | Justified, no. Deserving, yes. |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:10:00): | World need more people to get punched in the face |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:10:12): | #KnuckIfYouBuck |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:10:20): | Punch him |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:10:26): | punch Sean king |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:10:32): | Punch Tumblr People |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:10:37): | Alt Right people |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:10:58): | Just punch everyone who thinks they stand on a moral highground for retarded reasons |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:11:20): | As athesits i feel for you that applies to religous leaders |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:11:50): | and i will not stop you as that would baised fo me |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:12:31): | I did find out how you feel as athesist talking to religous people |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:13:03): | girls at work were talking about astrology and i thought its all made up dont let it run your lives |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:13:08): | then i was like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:15:19): | Richard Spencer is an asshole lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:15:41): | I thought punching him was funny |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:28:19): | yea i don't think you can talk about "what to do about the black people problem" and not expect some people to want to punch you lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:28:51): | and lol to your atheist revelation marc. astrology is so dumb. haley's into it. \xa0gives us something to argue about the beginning of every month |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:29:08): | does she truly believe it or just find it fun |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:30:09): | she reads them every month, i think she believes them. not 100% whole heartedly but she does believe the stars/planet influence our lives and personalities to some extent |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:30:46): | what is her stance on werewolves |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:31:05): | then again she also believes in angels and heaven so I already knew she was into some wacky stuff |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:31:20): | and souls |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:33:00): | heres what you do, slip a $20 to whoever writes the horsocopes for the star ledger |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:33:24): | next month her fortune reads "if you allow your boyfriend FULL ANAL, good things will come" |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:34:36): | What I need is for Trump, just like Reagan, to have an in-house astrologer. Then what needs to happen is a new mapping of the stars. I need Trump constellations. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:35:00): | we call them Trumpstellations |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:35:01): | and they're bigly |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:35:14): | "Look son, Trump's belt!" |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:35:41): | if you ever want to go north, just follow the Big Barron |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:35:43): | "and look over there. The Bigly Dipper!" |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:35:58): | oh that's even better |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:36:04): | are constellations US property |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:36:06): | or international |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:36:34): | Does it matter |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:36:39): | Their Trump's now |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:36:52): | They're* |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:37:44): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:39:10): | talkin bout mama dobis in the house |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:39:49): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzNku_x2SLA |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:00:41): | http://imgur.com/1yLerHZ |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:35:05): | you guys ever have biscuits and gravy? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:35:11): | i get why the south all have 40+ BMI's |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:37:02): | Y'all ever have a liter of cola? |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:37:03): | i love B and G |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:37:11): | also BMI is deceptice |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:37:18): | the rock is Obese by BMI |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:37:27): | yea but southern's don't be looking like the rock |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:37:40): | he went to Miami |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:38:16): | Technically, he a SOUTH Pacific Islander |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:38:34): | yea brian |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:38:37): | Fuck you |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:38:47): | everyone in the south looks like the roc |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:39:14): | http://cdn.thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/therock-998x624.jpg |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:39:17): | None |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:39:47): | That's just the wind distorting reality |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:40:34): | http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000NOyvvUxAO.c/fit=1000x750/Asian-American-man-getting-on-his-moped-in-New-York-City.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:40:45): | thats him still |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:40:58): | Man, alternative facts are opening up my mind to realities I never thought possible. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:42:00): | POKEMON GO TO PRISON |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:42:02): | Sure, medical science may say I'm 200 pounds overweight, diabetic, and on the verge of death if I don't drastically change my lifestyle soon. But ALTERNATIVELY, the jews did this to me |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:42:16): | what is this alternative facts thing |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:42:27): | is it more Maccabee magic again |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:43:07): | Kelly Anne Conway trying to defend Spicer who blatanatly lied in his first press conferences, saying that he had access to "alternative facts" |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:43:24): | or he was spouting alternative facts |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:43:26): | some shit like that |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:43:27): | http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/conway-press-secretary-gave-alternative-facts-860142147643 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:44:09): | LOL |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:44:11): | that's great |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:44:21): | this is our nation |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:44:26): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C20hBgzUAAA8jNA.jpg:large |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:44:29): | also fuck chuck todd though |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:45:58): | How do I kick Ivanka off the Jew roster? |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:46:38): | I don't like all this chumminess with Jesus and Pence |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:46:44): | I just hate everyone in the fucking media |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:47:00): | fuck the Cuck News Network |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:47:03): | not lauren southern \ufffd |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:47:35): | fuck here the most \ufffd A DURRRR |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:47:38): | her* |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:50:02): | i want to post that picture of jesus & trump on rene's wall |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:50:41): | Is he still feuding with people via Facebook? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:50:48): | oh yea |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:50:58): | he is posting screencaps of people he's unfriending because they like trump lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:51:06): | ugh |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:51:11): | he's such a milquetoast liberal it hurts |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:51:41): | I saw the most recent one he posted. it is ridiculous. \xa0then he was promoting something he wrote drunk last night calling out trump supporters |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:53:10): | also his anti-anarchy stance and just misunderstanding of what it is makes me wanna rage. \xa0idk how he was a poli sci major, what are they teaching kids these days! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:53:15): | stupid liberal professors! |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:53:45): | if this is what being woke is then im going back to bed |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:54:05): | I had to explain to someone this weekend that anarchism is not chaos. He was so confused. |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:00:25): | Alternative facts is the new fact news |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:06:54): | lol mainstream media acting like this idea of alternative facts and lying is 1) new to the Trump admistration, though admittedly doing it on day 1 is pretty bad, and 2) like the MSM doesn't actively lie or omit facts on the reg |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:42:58): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:05:18): | I'm reading the last man. It's a book about all the men dying suddenly expect one. And how the world is getting on with it. |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:05:31): | Spoiler. The woman are just as bad as the men |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:05:39): | Maybe even worse |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:05:40): | He's finally getting laid huh |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:05:51): | Let me guess it's written by a MAN |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:05:53): | He's got a pet monkey |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:05:59): | So he can man-splain the apocalypse to me |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:06:40): | Pet monkey and he's now the top Chad? Damn seems like he has it made |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:06:40): | There is a tribe that says there are new rules and men were a plague. |
| Reich In The Kisser | (19:06:40): | I actually own vol 1. Haven't started yet |
| Reich In The Kisser | (19:06:42): | How is it |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:06:53): | I like it. Little slow |
| Reich In The Kisser | (19:07:19): | Pretty sure FX bought the rights to produce the TV version |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:07:43): | I don't think they could do it. With the backlash. |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:07:54): | Read the book and you will see |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:08:27): | They paint woman in a realistic light in the apocalypse. So focus groups would hate it |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:08:52): | The women nations are like "MY PERIOD!" and then go to war with each other? USA and China "aren't talking right now"? |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:09:50): | No but there is a huge shortage of tampoons and ice cream |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:09:59): | Notkiddinf |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:10:23): | That's cause making ice cream, that's man's work |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:10:33): | Eating it is women's work |
| Reich In The Kisser | (19:12:00): | Sunny tonight:\n"A news segment announces that Wolf Cola is the official drink of Boko Haram" plus other shit |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:16:56): | So frank sells to isis lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:22:07): | Don't let tumblr read this |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:25:08): | None |
| Thursday, 26 January 2017 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (07:29:09): | https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/get-to-know-the-memes-of-the-alt-right-and-never-miss-a-dog-whistle-again?utm_source=vicefbus |
| To Such Great Whites | (07:46:38): | Wow |
| To Such Great Whites | (07:46:43): | Also figured it out |
| To Such Great Whites | (07:47:30): | Look at the related videos |
| To Such Great Whites | (07:47:36): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (07:47:45): | The Jews |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (08:35:41): | Wow I'll never miss a dog whistle again! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (08:36:03): | Thanks vice! Seriously did not know about moon man though lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (08:49:29): | http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/968/197/974.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:07:16): | Moon man is just a dank meme |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:07:33): | these are all just memes that people sometimes use to fuck with people |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:07:44): | http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/001/421/rJOdVigK_400x400.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:07:48): | its 4chan, its just the free reign of humanity |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:09:05): | Even if they're joking there definitely are a lot of alt right people on there |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:12:32): | 4chans like those mud pools in Lord of hte Rings that Orcs just kind of spout out of |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:12:42): | that's how alt-righters are formed there |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:12:43): | http://imgur.com/KbwtYzi |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:24:36): | rene made a post asking if people want to go protesting/volunteering at community events, soup kitchens, local shit. anyone in? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:27:40): | Not with him |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:32:17): | how about us together then |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:33:05): | Yea I'd be up for that |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:33:59): | i will volunteer, i wont protest |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:34:14): | unless i get to pick what i protest about |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:34:29): | cause we need more Shrek Sequels |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:35:03): | Obama brought back arrested development, so let's see if trump can bring back firefly |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:35:23): | Shrek V: You thought it was Orge |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:35:49): | Shrek Does Porn 2: That Ass Is My Swamp |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:35:56): | I feel Trump is more a pushing daisys |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:36:37): | http://i.imgur.com/D6nGj2A.png |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:38:06): | I want to go one day without hearing about Donald trump |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:38:34): | What about Donald Pump |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:38:55): | I miss joe biden already |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:39:06): | or at least the meme version of him |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:48:59): | Let's talk about Barron Trumps presidency in 30 years |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:49:29): | "You guys may remeber my father was president. I'm not that guy." |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:50:38): | The first artistic president \U0001f609 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:50:43): | Autistic |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:50:54): | I meant to imply that he has autism |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:55:08): | Shut up Tumblr |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:58:28): | http://www.webpr.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tumblr_m2scrylEON1qjhttjo1_500.gif |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:15:21): | Richard spencer was punched again lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:15:58): | Yea saw that on r/fullcommunism lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:19:15): | i hope that this becomes a meme |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:19:27): | and then everyone just starts punching him all the time to get into it |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:19:59): | Someone on blackpeopletwitter said we jsut need to start a #bashthefashchallenge and white teens will take care of the rest |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:21:35): | all proceeds go to ALS research |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:23:53): | I wonder when the LAME stream media will defend his right to freeze peach |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:25:01): | he will have to start a Voat community |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:29:52): | So somehow its OK for taxpayers to pay for a wall, but not pay for healthcare |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:31:50): | The american thinks in tourist attractions |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:31:55): | you can visit a wall |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:32:03): | you can visit socialized healthcare |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:33:30): | I'm nitpicking, but single payer isn't socialized healthcare |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:40:02): | Listen i dont trust nothing with out competion |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:40:09): | look at NJ tranist |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:40:16): | only transit line |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:40:21): | and sucks donkey dick |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:40:30): | Competition is good for the market |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:40:49): | that's honestly really unfair. our mass transit in this country has been gutted by GM and lobbyists. in other countries like Russia and Japan everyone takes mass transit including the rich |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:41:13): | Nigga you seen Japans trains |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:41:32): | https://iambiginjapan.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/t028954a-img_assist_custom.jpg |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:41:37): | thats cause they're so good |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:41:41): | everyone wants in |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:41:45): | and those are tiny asians |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:41:46): | they also are magnet bullet magic trains |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:41:58): | i only know 1 magic bullet |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:42:03): | wheres my Amtrack bullet train |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:42:23): | http://themillenniumreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/8bd2e3ea-70fd-443f-ac01-6ef5d6a49981_HTRA211_VV178_H.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:42:31): | Theres your american\xa0magic bullet |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:43:09): | my mom was just arguing with me that half the nation doesn't have $500 because they don't know how to save money lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:44:06): | aslong as you are good with money and do these three things you can be fine |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:44:09): | not well off |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:44:14): | and may be poor at points |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:44:16): | but fine |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:44:28): | no babies before marrage |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:44:33): | finish highschool |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:44:42): | and i forgot the otehr |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:02:58): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:04:08): | You're on the dark web huh |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:06:09): | nah Dave sent it to me |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:06:27): | Hes my gay black friend, yea i have one of those |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:06:58): | Blackfriend.com hug |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:07:00): | Huh |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:11:52): | https://i.imgur.com/Qr5sdAj.png |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:39:46): | damn a blackfriend hug |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:39:49): | what about a service |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:39:57): | where white people can pay a black person to call them "my nigga" |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:46:57): | https://medium.com/@PapoFantastico/its-ironic-that-you-re-an-idiot-fce19c0c74e0#.5lpt89f3h |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:47:13): | watch Rene take down a series of tweets one by one, defending Obama's executive orders |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:00:20): | the dude is having a legit meltdown |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:00:30): | not his president |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:20:37): | https://i.reddituploads.com/abf7edab5ced44fb8cf3238021825dc7?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=b0fd4d00a7406ed27285c03b7035ed80 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:22:50): | https://i.redd.it/2x7fsk8t96ay.jpg |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:35:23): | Marvelous |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:31:03): | https://i.imgur.com/gtyYPIh.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:59:33): | i got free churros from a hispanic tv netwrok |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:03:34): | Just wait till the wall is done |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:06:19): | I still can't believe that's happening lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:09:57): | M A G A |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:10:04): | Better question is why ismt one going up to the north |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:10:16): | We don't need to worry about white walkers |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:10:22): | Just brown ones |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:10:36): | Becauae Canadians don't care to come southward lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:11:39): | Oh no, illegals are going to come down to Minnesota and completely fuck up the moose trapping industry |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:12:38): | illegals only want to go to places that will smith raps about, the wild wild west, miami, etc |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:12:50): | What if Trudeau announces he's building a wall to keep out Americans lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:13:33): | then lena dunham is fucked |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:20:50): | 20% tax on mexican imports baby |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:20:59): | B U Y A M E R I C A N |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:21:32): | https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/824713031846334464 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:56:54): | Wew lad |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:02:23): | Apparently white house is already walking that back |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:03:09): | The plan was to use revenues brought in from the tax to fund construction of the Great Wall of Trump |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:09:54): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6H4yhJhpXQ |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:10:00): | this is the new dunkey |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:37:24): | Shia LaBeouf arrested for assaulting a white supremacist |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:38:23): | Man Sam WitWicky went down hill |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:40:54): | just for this lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (19:40:55): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZemwnFtfCk&feature=youtu.be |
| Reich In The Kisser | (19:42:00): | Eh. He barely touched him |
| Richard Spence-Her | (19:55:36): | Yea people are such pussies today, the kid just got shoved |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:56:02): | Trying to get that paper |
| Richard Spence-Her | (19:56:39): | That transformers money |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:56:50): | Then why the video 10 minutes cracked ? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:01:22): | Lol people "debunking" trump like he doesn't know half the shit he says is BS |
| Reich In The Kisser | (20:02:03): | Because of YouTube's payment model. You can only display 2 ads if your video is like 10 min 1 second long. So content creators purposefully make their videos a bit longer so that they can get that sweet sweet ad money |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:02:32): | So capitalism is to blame for long youtube videos |
| Reich In The Kisser | (20:02:33): | CGP Grey talked about it in his podcast |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:02:33): | I knew it |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:03:02): | Is capitalism your boogeyman |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:03:14): | It's not A boogeyman, it's THE boogeyman |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:03:17): | Do you check your closet for Alex Smith at. LGBT ? |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:03:26): | At night. Not LGBT |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:03:34): | In a socialist government, YouTube videos would be 2 minutes long MAX |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:03:39): | IPHONES PUSHING FAGGOT AGANDA |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:03:49): | Adam Smith would be more left than our current democratic party lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:04:03): | Top 10 anime scene compilations would be shortened to top 3 scenes |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:04:17): | I sad Alex Smith. The chiefs QB |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:04:21): | Where you vote on your favorite state run anime |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:04:30): | Ah I thought it was a typo |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:04:38): | Nope |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:04:44): | Chris Christie-San and the Pony-Takus |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:06:01): | Krispy Kreme Go! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:06:50): | seriously though fuck chris christie. the whole "get a government job if you want a pension" may be fucked in this state strictly due to him |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:06:55): | Krispy kreamaru |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:07:14): | Welcome to the real world govt employees! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:07:37): | This race to the bottom gets faster and faster! |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:08:07): | I've never entered a race I didn't intend to win |
| Reich In The Kisser | (20:08:45): | Brian voted for Christie. I'll bring that up till my dying days. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:09:00): | So blame Brian |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:09:00): | I was dumb reactionary sub human filth \ufffd |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:09:13): | What do you mean was |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:11:07): | \ufffd |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:11:20): | You can't escape your conservative past |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:11:22): | I'm just a neoliberal piece of shit |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:12:23): | Ugh I remember in 8th grade I'd repeat Fox News talking points in my social studies class |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:13:42): | Last time your parents were proud |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:13:55): | I'm cutting deep today |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:14:02): | Last time you believed in freedom and fair and balanced news |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:14:29): | Yea, I told my mom after my bootcamp I have some personal passion projects to help people work against the system/help the working class |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:14:32): | She said not in this house |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:19:44): | Lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:19:55): | No helping the poor in this house mister! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:20:54): | For real though that's how she feels to some extent lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:21:05): | Well what's the project |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:21:16): | a website so you can organize to kill your landlord |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:21:18): | she wasn't receptive |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:21:28): | Oh I'd love that |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:22:11): | No but actually that is part of it. A ratemyboss and ratemylandlord type of websites. \xa0websites to keep the powers that be accountable. \xa0Both anonymous |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:22:53): | That'd actually be really helpful |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:23:02): | Like when you're moving and looking for an apartment |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:25:34): | I thought so plus these people need to be held accountable. You live in big building with a lot of tenants. \xa0if your landlord fucked you on something, you wouldn't know if it's a pattern of behavior or just a one off. \xa0You look at this website see it's a regular thing he does to everyone, you might get a class action suit on your hands now. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:28:08): | What if it turns into rate my professors and the D students just complain and bring the scores down |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:28:43): | Well the D student's always aren |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:28:50): | aren't fuck ups and are screwed by the professor |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:29:03): | Why are we assuming the landlords are the right ones here already before anyone says anything lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:29:25): | I can tell you my mom is kind of a shit landlord tbh |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:33:36): | That's not going to reflect well on her report card |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:34:13): | Lol she does have me or lori try to take of her renter issues when possible |
| Reich In The Kisser | (20:34:24): | https://twitter.com/mviser/status/824717324158640128 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:35:01): | She wants me to clean out an apartment of someone she just evicted and I'm gonna tell her it's against my morals, tell her she's stealing lol. This isn't what jesus would do! |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:38:19): | What is the immoral part, the eviction or cleaning it out |
| Reich In The Kisser | (20:39:01): | https://www.instagram.com/p/BPvSBFtAOK2/ |
| Reich In The Kisser | (20:39:16): | I gotta say, Rene was on point with this one |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:39:27): | Looks like we made that |
| Reich In The Kisser | (20:39:45): | My thought exactly |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:40:38): | well she's essentially stealing his stuff by cleaning it out and not giving any credit to his late rent from it. it'd be one thing if she was like all your possessions equal $X and so I'll take your possessions and deduct $X from your late rent. instead its, you own me that rent + anything you owned is now mine. it's wrong imo. |
| Reich In The Kisser | (20:42:21): | Damn |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:42:34): | That is messed up |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:42:39): | the state favors the lending class, what can I say |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:42:50): | she's in her right to do it and it is messed up |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:44:02): | Dala |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:44:11): | this guy was training to be a priest too |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:44:58): | I'm surprised she doesn't care more about that. going through his apartment, he just became a priest in NYC, was shopping for robes and stuff. Looking up MCC tuition rates. \xa0guy was trying to turn his life around. makes me feel really scummy to just clean out all his shit. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:46:47): | personally I want to put it all in my car, call him up and just return it tbh |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:47:20): | Wouldn't he be in seminary if he was going to be a priest lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:47:28): | Not buying robes online |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:47:59): | Maybe he was done. He had a multiple copies of a church sermon thing I was reading where it was the ceremony where he became a priest |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:54:44): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (21:02:11): | Bill Gates, you're numero uno brochocho |
| To Such Great Whites | (21:13:29): | Nigga you trying to front on Billy G? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (21:14:28): | None |
| Friday, 27 January 2017 |
| To Such Great Whites | (06:27:50): | People are mad as shit that trump repealed Obama care that voted for him. He said multiple times he would. You just stupid |
| To Such Great Whites | (08:25:32): | I'm reading the next book in old man Logan and I just keep thinking Logan is just Marcus Phoniex and he is wondering missing Dom |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (08:56:43): | Apparently lotta people thought he was joking lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (08:57:55): | Hahaha good one trump |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (08:58:24): | He's doing what he said he would do! We thought he was a regular politician who wouldn't! |
| Reich In The Kisser | (08:58:28): | It hasn't been repealed yet |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (08:58:49): | I'll be surprised though if he doesn't do it |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (08:58:53): | he stands to gain a lot personally from it |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:18:10): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:19:01): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:22:33): | I don't know how to feel about an ace Ventura quote put over a picture of the mask |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:43:40): | Blasphemy |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:44:14): | You'll upset demi-god Carey |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:48:25): | In Louisana a Blue Live Matters Bill will make resisting arrest a hate crime |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:51:35): | http://www.geekfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Ah-classic-Michael-Scott.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:00:29): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:01:43): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:02:41): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:02:44): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:03:24): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:04:14): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:05:27): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:05:33): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:06:09): | I cant wait for Josh and Pete to come back to this |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:07:49): | \U0001f609\U0001f52b |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:39:40): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:43:13): | Please give me this artist's name so I can follow him on tour and attend every one of his concerts |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:43:54): | Wish I knew but I bet googling "better off beating off" will get you to him |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:44:23): | Oh he's a comedian |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:01:06): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:21:38): | i gave up on doing work |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:22:24): | Good you're now ready for fully automated gay space communism |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:23:19): | Hey |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:23:27): | im only cool with 3 of those 4 |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:24:06): | you want a robot to shove its probe up my ass orbiting Saturn fine |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:24:27): | but it better be privatley funded |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:26:08): | Unless Elon cucks makes it space first and privatizes the solar system |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:31:33): | http://imgur.com/a2d8EyM |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:42:21): | What's my black men doing later? |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:00:20): | looting |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:03:02): | This gorilla dick daddy ain't around tonight |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:03:50): | Ditto doing boyfriend shit |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:04:06): | Like listing restaurants till I find the one she actually wants to eat at |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:04:28): | It's a fun game and I never win |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:04:49): | What do you want to eat? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:04:52): | I don't care |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:04:55): | Sushi? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:04:56): | No |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:05:15): | Pizza |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:05:18): | Burgers |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:05:18): | rinse repeat till 8pm |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:05:30): | This shotgun? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:06:27): | I list 8 restaurants, then I say Harolds, the place I know she wants to go and she says "if that's what you want" |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:06:56): | Harlods is the pool boy |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:07:17): | which is weird since you dont have a pool |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:07:21): | HEYY wait a minute |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:12:23): | we just call him the boy |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:12:39): | Rico the Bull we call him |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:12:58): | Rico my boy, please please my wife |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:12:59): | or harold from hey arnold, the bully who was jewish and made that everybody elses' problem |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:13:31): | remember when he was getting his bar mitzvah and was being a dick to everyone |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:14:41): | He truly became a jew that day, oy vey |
| Richard Spence-Her | (21:28:41): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (21:29:41): | Welcome to trumps amerikkka |
| Saturday, 28 January 2017 |
| Reich In The Kisser | (11:27:00): | Iran bans Americans from entering their borders. Thanks, Donnie. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:29:28): | C'mon WW3! |
| Reich In The Kisser | (11:30:52): | Gorbachev said it looks like world is heading for war |
| Reich In The Kisser | (11:31:02): | Like this week he said that |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:33:36): | It does seem that way |
| Reich In The Kisser | (11:36:32): | http://time.com/4645442/gorbachev-putin-trump/ |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:41:37): | But America will be on the same side as Russia |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:41:42): | The USSA |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:42:01): | You can't beat that. No one could. |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:46:25): | Vlad and Donnie kicking it together |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:46:41): | Swimming in that oil money |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:46:52): | Fuck all governments |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:47:29): | If there's a draft I'm dodging |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:47:46): | Ain't no drafts |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:48:01): | But if so. No one will talk me |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:48:16): | Not yet. If WW3 happens who knows lol. I'm doing a pre emptive dodge |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:48:53): | Break my own legs. Here's your perfect soldier! |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:48:55): | You're too old anyway |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:49:24): | Trumpenfuhrer doesnf want your dusty old bones full of green dust |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:49:57): | In ww2 it was from 21 to 45 years old for the draft |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:50:20): | Yea but they didn't have 45% adult obesity in ww2 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:50:20): | I'm a young at heart :( |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:50:27): | Most of my coworkers cant even go up stairs |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:50:33): | Let alone fight for fascism |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:51:00): | Obesity will save us from the draf |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:51:02): | Draft |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:51:38): | For real, there was a fire drill and there was a line in front of the elevator lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:54:01): | Also I think then the non obese would be the only ones drafted so really the obese people are dooming us to fight for Trumpism |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:54:46): | Let's just get a fake draft and get America working out again |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:57:02): | Mandatory bootcamp but that's all |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:57:14): | Pretty much |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:59:20): | Number 1 draft pick |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:01:24): | "I don't know what world war 3 will be fought with, but I know what world war 4 will be fought with: greatswords and arcane magic" - Reddit |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:04:16): | He stole your wafui |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:32:23): | Have you guys heard of r/the_Donald?\n\nYes! Wonderful! Then you'll love r/the_Dennis |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:48:20): | None |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:29:41): | Unlike Hitler, Trump is actually German. |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:30:24): | Unlike Trump, Schwarzenegger is actually Austrian. |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:55:28): | Good news. I'll probably be able to play DnD tomorrow. Will definitely wrap up my last grad school app today |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:55:35): | If you're all still down |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:57:30): | I'm down |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:15:14): | I'm down |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:15:29): | Bri Bri? |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:15:43): | I'll finish up the campaign tonight |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:20:53): | Did you guys make characters or do you want me to roll them for you |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:21:10): | There's a website does everything for you pretty much |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:21:19): | Orcpub.com |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:21:55): | I have not and likely won't have time today. I'm OK with a rando |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:22:12): | Just give me a type you want to play |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:22:16): | Do it for me, I won't be able to today |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:22:32): | And if there is any race you want to play as |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:22:40): | I'm trying to shy away from magic |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:22:45): | Black man |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:22:49): | I genuinely don't care. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:22:57): | He's gotta be black |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:22:57): | So it's more scifi then high fantas |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:23:08): | I'll play the part, whatever it may be |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:23:19): | I'll be a cyborg African American, a Neo-for |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:23:19): | Slave girl. Got it |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:23:21): | That works for me |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:23:26): | Neo-gro |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:24:15): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:26:20): | I genuinely don't care about my character, give me whatever |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:27:07): | Your getting cyborg |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:27:13): | You wanted him |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:28:05): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:29:20): | I think I'm around |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:30:33): | You want me to make you one too |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:32:30): | I got nothing going on I'll take a Crack at my own character |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:32:40): | Funemployment begins with DnD |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:32:50): | Make Haley one too |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:33:17): | I made a character to play too incase you guys ever want to DM |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:51:18): | I made pete cyborg and josh a cat girl |
| Richard Spence-Her | (17:12:22): | Sexy |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:12:46): | Me Oww |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:13:18): | Pete your flaw is "hates Whites"\n |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:13:25): | Meow Zedong |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:13:52): | I know my background |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:14:00): | I'm not sharing right now |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:14:02): | Josh yours is "just a total slut" |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:14:07): | Good |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:14:09): | Good |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:14:17): | Plays right into my story |
| Richard Spence-Her | (17:14:20): | Sounds like my kind of campaign |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:18:35): | None |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:19:43): | Nice. Don't share anything else though |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:19:55): | I wanna keep things a surprise |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:19:59): | That's all I put |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:20:13): | I want everyone to have to guess each others backstory |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:20:22): | It'll make things more interesting |
| Richard Spence-Her | (17:20:33): | How much is this based on fallout? |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:20:33): | that's how Zach said he and his friends do it |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:20:39): | But this is what you look like |
| Reich In The Kisser | (17:21:04): | This works very well with what I have in store for my character |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:21:33): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (17:21:55): | I don't want to play as myself though |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:22:37): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:44:40): | Iran banned Americans from going to it in response to Trumps ban. |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:44:52): | Don't think it will affect to many people |
| Richard Spence-Her | (18:45:56): | There goes my bachelor party |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:46:11): | We can still go to Yemen |
| Reich In The Kisser | (18:46:12): | Didn't I mention that earlier today |
| Reich In The Kisser | (18:46:23): | Or am I going crazy |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:46:36): | I might have skipped over it |
| Reich In The Kisser | (18:46:41): | Fuck you |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:46:49): | I remember just making wafui jokes |
| Reich In The Kisser | (18:46:50): | Listen to my every word |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:47:03): | What say again I wasn't listens |
| Richard Spence-Her | (18:50:56): | You mentioned it, then we transferred to Gorbachev and the draft |
| Richard Spence-Her | (18:51:13): | Marc you're hours too late on this one. This chat moves lightning fast |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:17:36): | I'm slow |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:09:40): | You miss one message here and you might as well be back in the fucking stone age |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (20:10:23): | But yea I hears the Iraq thing. Wonder if any other country will do. I honestly think trumps trying to get impeached, he doesn't want to do this anymore it stopped being funny |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:10:48): | Maybe |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:11:18): | PENCE I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A JOKE. YOU LEAKED THE PUSSY GRAB STUFF RIGHT |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:11:22): | And the wall |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:12:04): | I just wanted to show people that Hilary sucked. Get that Jew in there. Or Joey B |
| Sunday, 29 January 2017 |
| To Such Great Whites | (00:35:14): | What time we doing this tomorrow ? |
| To Such Great Whites | (00:35:23): | 5 or 6 ish? |
| Reich In The Kisser | (00:46:07): | I'm down for whenever. |
| To Such Great Whites | (00:46:33): | Finishing stuff up. I'll think you guys will like it |
| To Such Great Whites | (00:47:22): | Lots of gay sex. |
| Reich In The Kisser | (00:49:21): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (08:40:34): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (09:17:37): | I can DnD, haley cannot she has work and school tomorrow so she has to do hw and such |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:34:21): | Okay we can roll 3 |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:34:31): | I got some NPCs to hell |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:45:21): | So shoot for 5? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:45:49): | I got a tutor session 4-5, say 530-545? |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:46:06): | Sounds good |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:48:08): | Cool beans |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:02:14): | Apparently now my family is doing a family dinner at 5 like a bunch of leave it to beavers |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:03:54): | Cool, where we going fam \U0001f60e |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:05:22): | Mama karabinchaks home cooking, boiled chicken breast with a side of steamed brocolli. If you're a good boy you might get butter and salt! |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:59:36): | So push it back to like 7? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:00:04): | Depends if brian eats seconds with his dinner or not |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:13:29): | I think 630 would be ok. I'll keep you posted as I know. 7 definitely latest. |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:14:41): | Sounds like a plan |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:27:47): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:37:40): | This inspired me to start working out immediately |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:38:03): | #fitspiration #NeverLena |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:39:01): | This inspired me to go get some crescent rolls |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:45:48): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:55:55): | Holy shit that's real lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:56:34): | Damn jolly rancher |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:58:55): | You want candy? Or you want candy WITH AN EDGE? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:59:29): | They've finally found marketing that appeals to our generation |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:59:48): | A generation of men who will have to take many loads to survive prison life |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:14:11): | If we were in a bar there would be two sucks, me sucking a jolly rancher and you sucking a jolly rancher in prison bitch |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:14:50): | Got tutoring done early will hit yall up when I'm done eating |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:30:06): | Sounds good |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:29:16): | I'm done eating |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:30:38): | Anyone want herb before we start |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (17:30:45): | Lmk I'll hit up my guy |
| To Such Great Whites | (17:45:57): | I'm eating meow. I'll head over when I'm don't |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:09:21): | Headed over now |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:15:01): | Kk |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:15:03): | Pete? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (18:15:23): | sorry im on the phone with my parents, ill head over when its done |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:16:37): | You tell them from me if they ever try to pull some gabagool like this again I'm a turn them into stoonads capeesh |
| Richard Spence-Her | (18:31:45): | Alright I'll head over now |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (18:33:45): | Cool beans |
| Monday, 30 January 2017 |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:26:36): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yC7HwPh6Es |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:26:48): | Seems Fitting |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:27:28): | Also Brian Re roll your character to be level one. just go to OrcPub and slecet make your own and put all the numbers in |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:27:49): | When do we move up to LARPing |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:28:27): | i dunno |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:28:35): | but ill have to work out more for that |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:28:41): | And then to sexual role playing |
| To Such Great Whites | (09:28:57): | I need role playing Aids from Josh |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:29:01): | I want catgirl robot threesome of death VR |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:14:34): | Injustice 2 got a release date |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:14:48): | i preordered the ultimate edition since im a NERD |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:18:27): | Get ready for your wedgies nerd |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:19:28): | https://www.injustice.com/ |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:20:21): | Noiceee |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:20:39): | Sex kill robot move activate |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (10:21:15): | The only way to read /r/politics anymore is to sort by controversial lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:21:53): | Lol just stop reading it, that board sucks |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:05:08): | It does but I like linking shitty things trump is doing to some precedent Obama set lok |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:05:12): | They HATE it |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:05:21): | Also I'm a sadist for political pain |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:06:30): | If you are defending trump on Reddit you're setting yourself up for some definite pain lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:09:08): | No I'm not defending trump just Obama bashing lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:09:18): | He'd such a fucking asshole |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:10:47): | You know he did another bailout the week before he left office for equity and investment firms who had bought up all those foreclosed houses after 2008 and tried to rent them. But they bought them all over the country and to be property manager requires hands on work so these places became disheveled and there was a lot of tenant abuse claims. So people started to stop renting them right after these investment firms started bundling the rents |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:11:54): | Into collateral debt obligations like the kind that mortgages were put into pre 2008 which crashed the market. They bundle them, rents tumble and investors are not getting the return expected/Blackstone and other investment firms were gonna take a hit so in Obamas last moments he bailed them out with Fannie mae |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:15:45): | what does it mean to bundle the rents |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:17:39): | Are you aware how the mortgage CDOs worked? Basically rich people invest money, that money is your mortgage loan used to buy the house and as you make payments with interest these rich people get a return. When people were not able to make payments anymore rich people and financial institutions realized these large initial investment were not coming back which caused the 2008 crash and which is why they needed a bailout |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:19:10): | Similarly rich people and financial institutions invested in properties and properties management companies that were actually financial institutions trying to be property managers. Then people stopped renting from the financial institutions cause they sucked as landlords and now the financial institutions were going to take a loss becuase they promised returns. So either the rich investors or the landlord banks were gonna take a hit, and Obama |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:19:17): | Made sure that neither did using your tax dollars |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:20:29): | That's essentially it the financial math is probably a little more complex. http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2017/01/the-obama-administration-bails-out-private-equity-landlords-at-the-expense-of-the-middle-class-government-guarantees-for-rental-securitization.html |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:22:31): | Basically Blackstone is getting rent paid for by the government in houses that could be empty to insure their income. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:23:21): | yikes |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:24:19): | And you employed people are paying for not, unlike me which is NEET |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:26:28): | so are these companies like century 21 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:27:20): | No, Blackstone equity. It's like investment firms. Apparently Blackstone owns 48k single family houses making it the largest corporate landlord in america |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:28:38): | so we are paying tax money to help bailout a company that's renting to nobody lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:29:55): | Yup to ensure they receive the rents they thought they would. Apparently they're also using the billion to refinance the debt from buying all these homes. So the taxpayer has helped Blackstone buy these investment properties and rhen paid Blackstone ghost rent on properties because God forbid they see a loss lol. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:31:19): | The rating agencies are doing the same fucking shit too. 60% of these securtized rents were given AAA ratings (the best/most safe) by all the credit agencies. Credit agencies are basically just cucks for financial institutions |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:33:15): | yea i fail to see how this bailout would help, it's not goign to revitalize their rentals if nobody wants to live in them, just keep the company going |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:33:36): | i dont know if people are going to think that is more offensive than trump's muslim ban, though lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:39:48): | Well Obamas the reason why some people are being held in airports without lawyers or habeus corpus, his signing of the NDAA in 2012 eliminates habeus corpus for people suspected of aiding Taliban or just being hostile to America |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:39:51): | The legislation permits the U.S. government to indefinitely detain people "who are part of or substantially support Al Qaeda, the Taliban or associated forces engaged in hostilities against the United States".[7] |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:40:51): | He was sued by noam chomsky, chris hedges et al about this. Originally judge found in favor of chomsky that the law was too vague and banned the indefinite detention, then that was overruled becuase chomsky had no grounds to challenge it, then supreme Court refused to hear it |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:41:46): | yea but the people being detained now are not people who substantially support al quaeda or the taliban or whatever |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:42:18): | there's a military interpreter, some academics etc |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:42:33): | i just got an email from HP's CEO about the ban |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:42:58): | saying they're investigating how this will affect business and that HR will offer support to any employees affected by the ban |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:44:20): | Well the thing is "hostile towards america" is vague as fuck and we know trumps feelings on foreign muslims |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:44:31): | lol true |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:44:41): | That's why chomsky et all originally sued they thought tat would be used against adversarial journalist |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:45:11): | And damn. Can't even escape politics at work lol. Lori was bitching how it's all they talk about at work lol. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:46:07): | yeah i hear people talking about it occasionally here |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:46:38): | this is pretty big news tho, trump's last few days have been more newsworthy than the majority of most peoples presidencies |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:46:42): | Also though we're was this outrage when Obama was killing 9 civilian per terrorist with his drone strikes. Killing brown people abroad is cool, but God forbid you hold them at jfk. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:47:25): | I hate to sound like a fox news guy but Obama did get a lot of passes by MSM. He did a lot of shitty things and extended the executive powers that allow trump to do much more. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:47:53): | "There are decades when weeks happen, and there are weeks now when decades happen." - Papa Lenin |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:48:28): | you're making the same argument my mom made defending trump lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:48:32): | nearly the same |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:48:46): | "he's just dealing with the shitty hand that obama gave him!" |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:48:50): | BUT OBAMAAAAAA |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:48:53): | Yea see republicans and Democrats both accept and use leftist rhetoric to attack the other when it's suitable lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:49:47): | No both are wrong and I'm glad people are now pissed off. This isn't to give trump a pass, but to act like this unprecedented or the worse thing we've done to muslims in just the past decade is a-historical |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:52:14): | I mean too wtf was obama thinking in his last week signing the anti propaganda fake news combating bill the week before trump used office knowing himself would never use it and trump would probably abuse it. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:53:54): | Alright I'm done ranting I just to level up my nightblafe now |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:57:58): | Time for BigDarkStick to become BiggerDarkStick |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:02:20): | that's what it's all about |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:04:22): | He'd fit right in with the robot cat threesome, let's turn it into a robo-lizard-cat foursome |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:04:54): | i like that the ogre was so excited about a male robot volunteering to join in on his sex |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:07:34): | Oh boy my lucky day! |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:45:52): | He was a HoboGolbin Pete |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:45:56): | you racists |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:46:17): | As DM, Im gunna\xa0recap |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:46:30): | You were trapped by trying to get a free cruise |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:46:47): | Brian Let an Orge out of his chage |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:47:00): | Pete tried to murder a character like 8 times |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:47:18): | Pete converted a scientist to christanty |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:47:31): | And the leader of the lab |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:47:40): | I ran head first into some jelly |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:47:54): | Quork gave an orge a mini gun |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:48:03): | you fought robots |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:48:13): | Josh seduced a hobgolbin |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:48:18): | then pete said i want in |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:48:21): | and it worked |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:48:35): | Josh killed 3 people with AIDS |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:48:49): | an orge burst through a wall |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:49:01): | you found out Quork was they spy master |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:49:10): | pete got shanked by a pimp and almost died |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:49:48): | and you are now in a room with quork under a pub |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:53:39): | Also you asshole found money in the vault and didn't share |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:53:44): | assholes* |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:53:47): | Multi-holes |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:54:38): | A cyborg robot convinced a scientist to join the Catholic Church lol |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:56:16): | Woah, who said anything about Catholicism |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:06:36): | He's a born again Christian brian |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:29:55): | twitter.com/TimTaylorRP |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:31:29): | Now that's what I call tool time |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:39:43): | http://imgur.com/7uHWv52 |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:24:12): | https://i.imgur.com/ut1Odoa.gifv |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:33:55): | im on R/conspiracy now |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:34:01): | i went down a rabbit holw |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:37:04): | R/conspiracy has like a ratio of 30% rich corporate entities with similar interests are bringing us into international conflict strictly for their personal interests and 70% lizard people are real lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:37:35): | www.abovetopsecret.com |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:38:50): | https://www.rageon.com/products/bernie-sanders-paparazzi-t-shirt?nosto=productpage-nosto-1 |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:42:55): | https://www.rageon.com/products/guy-feiri-funny |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:43:02): | We all need the 2nd one |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:43:52): | I'm a nationalist when it comes to flavor town |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:44:21): | I will follow Guy Fieri to hell and back |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:45:34): | Looks like this guy will be getting unemployment after all |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:45:44): | My mom said I can now continue the cycle of doing nothing lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:46:18): | Little does she know I'm saving Tamriel and patronizing the local drug dealer |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:03:13): | Your mom has no clue what it's like to be a dragon born |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:58:55): | Brian is supporting Small Business |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:59:09): | smoke local |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:16:43): | http://i.imgur.com/m8Ao0tZ.gif |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:31:30): | None |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:04:30): | I'm watching Papa Bear. Jesus it's an echo chamber |
| To Such Great Whites | (21:57:02): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jbc2NaLuv1A |
| Tuesday, 31 January 2017 |
| To Such Great Whites | (10:48:57): | i miss the time when you had to autotune the news to make it funny |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:08:27): | Yea fox news is kind of just straight propaganda lol |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:09:13): | all cable news is |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:09:22): | Yarp |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:09:39): | Yeah. Everyone serves their advertisers' interests |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:09:49): | Vice is one of the worst |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:09:54): | they only unbiased is Alex Jones |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:10:03): | Who is vices corporate overlord |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:10:05): | Vice is fun to read sometimes though |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:10:14): | His only corporate overlord is testosterone |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:10:15): | they are owned by A&E |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:10:41): | A lot of people have stakes in vice. Not just a&e |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:11:00): | No like the parent company is A&E |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:11:05): | I meant vice news |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:11:05): | well Viceland is |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:11:11): | ohhhh |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:11:16): | yea i have no idea |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:16:50): | R/Murica has fallen |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:17:12): | it went from just awesome Murica guns and Eagles |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:17:27): | to just another r/HillaryClinton |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:21:21): | r/Geopolitics has fared pretty well for a subreddit. Heavy moderation does the sub well |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:39:21): | Stalin was right |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:39:39): | Gulag em if you got em |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:26:56): | https://i.redd.it/9nowsfcbe2dy.jpg |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:28:18): | What is this revisionism |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:45:37): | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Leap_Forward?wprov=sfla1 |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:45:47): | It is widely regarded by historians that The Great Leap resulted in tens of millions of deaths.\xa0A lower-end estimate is of 18 million, while extensive research by Yu Xiguang suggests the death toll from the movement is closer to 55 million" |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:45:52): | My man Mao |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:47:25): | wait till you see obama's death toll \ufffd |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:58:56): | I saw 18 million 45 million even 80 millions let's just say communism killed an even 100 gajillion |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:28:39): | Eh landlords deserved it tbh fam |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:33:59): | I think instead of a check, I'll pay next months rent with hot lead |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:48:19): | https://youtu.be/GGzbWyCM0uQ |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (15:51:41): | Break yourself Trump, it's collection day |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:30:27): | http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/22/steve-bannon-trump-s-top-guy-told-me-he-was-a-leninist.html |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:30:36): | we're saved! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:30:49): | Yea he's about as leninist as I am a Koch brother |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:36:41): | I love white supremacist logic lol. The superior master race is under the control of one the smallest minorities in the Jewish population and always at threat of losing their women to the inferior race of black men. |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:51:26): | Listen. We just need to start thinning the heard. We say knock off 1 billion. So 10 million for each bracket of wealth to keep you commies happy |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:52:03): | If we can kill the 10 million richest people we can stop right there and the rest of us will be cruising |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:53:35): | Equality Brian |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:53:45): | Just because your poor doesn't mean you get to live |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:54:11): | I'm an equal opportunity killer |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:54:36): | But FYI. I'm killing all the people on the path and NJ transit. Just enough to keep it running |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:57:31): | Yea let's just kill the poor |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:57:51): | Eat the rich |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:57:54): | Problem SOLVED |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:58:25): | Kill poor = average salary goes up = economy solved |
| Reich In The Kisser | (18:52:58): | Season finale of SCOTUS tonight at 8pm |
| Wednesday, 01 February 2017 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:27:28): | Everyone here/their family registered democrats? |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:27:49): | No |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:28:02): | My dads republican and my sister and i are non affliated |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:28:30): | You GDIs |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:28:36): | THATS MY WORD |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:28:37): | My parents are republicans and I am not registered |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:28:44): | you are dead to me Brian, |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:28:55): | only your DND character can live on |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:29:15): | The Giant Jew, thats shorter then a dragon born |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:29:15): | Falimor the world's shortest Giant can never die |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:29:43): | Watch out, 6 footer coming through, yes I am tall |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:30:12): | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/c/c3/Giants.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20070331044813 |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:30:17): | What he thinks he is |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:30:30): | http://s45.photobucket.com/user/Moochava/media/ChaosDwarf.jpg.html |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:30:37): | How he realy is |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:31:19): | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b7/57/8e/b7578ee019c40118510343a9668b0f65.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:31:25): | Thats Dahc |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:32:08): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XA-4B2d4L18/maxresdefault.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:32:28): | I should right cold steele into the campaign |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:44:01): | The Quest for Doritos: Conquering Mt. Dew |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:12:06): | Okay |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:12:15): | i have an idea for the next campaign |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:12:19): | its gunna be short |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:12:26): | but it will be a on off |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:12:34): | and be about neckbeards and shit |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:12:49): | and we will be ourselves |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:12:57): | ill make the character sheets |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:13:00): | So neckbeards? |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:13:46): | pretty much |
| Richard Spence-Her | (12:14:22): | If I wanted to role play as a neckbeard I would just go about my regular life |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:14:58): | Am I chaotic Good or Chaotic Nuetral? |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:17:57): | I'm a follower of the way of the blade |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:20:43): | new plan |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:20:49): | we are just neck beards |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:20:52): | i got this |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:20:56): | gunna be fun |
| To Such Great Whites | (12:25:27): | https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0228/8535/products/DTGTS0095U_Say_Perhaps_To_Drugs_Mockup_1024x1024.jpg?v=1443787943 |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (12:26:10): | Say thank you because drugs are expensive |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:11:37): | Drugs, never buy them, never sell them, never refuse to do them, regardless of the place or time of day |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:15:24): | My mom just got her 23&Me results. It's official guys, I'm a Jew. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:16:10): | (((Congrats))) |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:17:39): | So what is your background? Was thinking of getting 23&Me for my parents, or maybe 24&Me because they're retarded |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:20:00): | My mom is like 95% Ashkenazi Jewish. Rest is European. Dad didn't get test done, but his mom was Polish, Dad was Russian Jew |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:20:58): | That's pretty damn Jewish |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:23:27): | https://i.redd.it/ir6xcmd059dy.jpg |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:26:57): | My mom's getting 23andme done for my dad. So I'll see how much a nazi i really am |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:27:39): | We did ancestry.com |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:27:43): | we got our shit |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:28:18): | Brian is a Nazi |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:28:22): | and also loves to cook |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:28:23): | https://i.reddituploads.com/7a6cf112ceb74042b87fcb1007ee1101?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=b4083ca0aac389263a7207c33b9e199e |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:28:24): | Problem with ancestry is that their mission is to find the descendants of Jesus |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:28:56): | Ancestry is owned by the Mormons. They have a secret mission. |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:29:01): | Just go to Perth Amboy |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:29:11): | lots of sons of Jesus |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:30:06): | i do have some middle eastern in me |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:30:14): | what if its me |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:30:14): | Yea I heard that ancestry.com is a secret LDS site to find the descendants of Joseph Smith lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:30:18): | Not sure how true that is |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:31:09): | Un related |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:31:10): | https://www.informationliberation.com/files/god-emperor-trump-small.jpg |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:32:57): | Still doesn't seem real. |
| Reich In The Kisser | (13:33:58): | I know we're a stupid people, but this is so so so stupid. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (13:34:39): | It's just populist rage |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:35:42): | Thanks to Trump, I had to cancel my vacation plans to Libya this spring break :( |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:37:59): | My calculator has tax in the left. Profit on the right. I see what it did there |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:42:02): | http://i.imgur.com/ITpByZo.jpg |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:42:07): | so we on step 4 yet |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:43:04): | GOAT president trump is going to issue legislature that does not allow H1B visas below a certain salary range |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:44:06): | All he has to do is leaglize weed and he will be net 0 in publics eyes |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:44:36): | thats stupid |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:44:45): | no visas for anyone from anywhere |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:44:57): | build the walls to the north and south |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:45:03): | http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/31/technology/india-h1b-visa-trump-tech-companies/ |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:45:03): | CLOSE IT OFF DONNY |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:45:18): | wait |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:45:30): | this will keep Indian people out? |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:45:36): | where do i sign |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:45:47): | it'll keep out the foreigners taking our JERBS |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:46:09): | Listen keep the indians out for out jobs |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:46:22): | and keep the muslism out so Whites can be the best killers again |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:46:26): | \ufffd |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:47:19): | Imagine you going to shoot up the school monday at thrid period and Achmed already blows it up in homeroom |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:50:10): | MAGA, baby |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:51:19): | Im just trying to make america\xa0safe again, where we only needed to worry about white kids |
| To Such Great Whites | (13:52:04): | https://i.reddituploads.com/692e4668481343beafa6d2df155dcf85?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=e8399b773114d2687e9ea43ac3969894 |
| To Such Great Whites | (14:39:03): | Dankmemes got really dark |
| Reich In The Kisser | (14:40:42): | How dark is it?! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:41:26): | 85% cacao dark |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:41:45): | And interesting on the h1b visas |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:51:50): | So long indentured servitude lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:38:30): | in other news |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:38:31): | http://ktul.com/news/local/substitute-teacher-arrested-in-pawhuska-for-doing-cartwheel-exposing-herself |
| Reich In The Kisser | (15:39:08): | Hot for teacher |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:40:15): | Seems calculated. I know when I'm not wearing underpants. |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:40:23): | And don't do cartwheels |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:40:34): | Round offs is the way to play it |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:40:51): | Also that pussy look like it stank |
| To Such Great Whites | (15:56:07): | im pretty sure that my company put up anti-trump\xa0posters |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:09:21): | Posters in the office? |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:09:25): | Or billboards |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:18:43): | Pok\xe9mon Go Fuck Yourself |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:19:04): | Pokemon Do Not Pass Go |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:27:42): | Nah it says, Blue449, one agecny many countires no boarders |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:28:06): | we also got an email talking about if we are from there we need to stay in th ecountry |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:28:13): | Those god damn globalists |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:28:22): | Listen, wall it up |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:28:26): | we at capacity |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:28:31): | brian cant even get a job |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:28:57): | Getting high is a full time job |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:28:58): | how is a college eduacated math major suposed to compete with a refugee who cant speak english |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:29:22): | https://doing.biz/manifest-destiny-dies-at-the-border-wall-603737f3063b#.9k3ofgqzu |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:29:33): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:29:39): | Pouring one out for my globalist buddies |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:30:05): | None |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:30:15): | Seriously though if this stops H1b visa Web developers I'm happy about it lol. Trump is right about NAFTA and TPP. I'm for things he does if it helps out the proles |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:30:28): | Look at Zach gazing at him so lovingly |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:30:45): | I just dont like Indian People on the train |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:30:50): | any where else im cool |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:30:54): | train |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:30:56): | h1b visas are basically modern slavery imo |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:30:59): | or have the potential to be |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:31:15): | all i know is H1Z1 |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:31:17): | The employer has way too much power |
| To Such Great Whites | (16:31:23): | thats the zombies |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:31:28): | that company i used to work at in summit abused H1B visas so much |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:31:35): | like 3/4ths of the employees were foreign |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:31:44): | Hire a foreign worker who had mad skills as an "entry" level employee here pay him shit and have a pool of other foreign workers ready to take his place if he starts to get uppity |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:31:47): | and they'd ask me to put up job apps on a hard to reach page and take it down after exactly 60 days |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:32:05): | Graphic designer I worked with at TeliApp was basically a slave because they need sponsorship |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:32:11): | meanwhile they'd force h1b employees to work 70 hour weeks and weekends |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:32:26): | because what are they going to do? quit and go back to Turkey? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:32:31): | it was disgusting |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (16:32:58): | Yea it's not like they can stand up for themselves they can be replaced pretty quickly. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:34:24): | yea theres people just waiting to get to the US |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:36:18): | Can't we just conquer Mexico already |
| Reich In The Kisser | (16:36:33): | How many centuries is this gonna take. For fucks sake |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:40:26): | true, all they have there are drug cartels and montezuma's revenge |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:41:05): | we'd be doing them a favor if we conquered mexico and turned it in America: Poverty Tourism Edition |
| To Such Great Whites | (18:45:20): | There a heavyweight division on this chart? |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:23:33): | This graph was supposed to scare me into thinking that all media is bad. It's really just helping me with work. |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:28:09): | They are missing a lot on there |
| To Such Great Whites | (19:28:25): | History is owned by A&E |
| Reich In The Kisser | (20:50:06): | Actual journalists be stealing my ideas\n\nhttps://twitter.com/samueloakford/status/826945466071920640 |
| To Such Great Whites | (20:51:14): | Id write a letter |
| Reich In The Kisser | (20:52:28): | apparently it's in reference to an alleged phone call between Trump and Mexican president where Trump threatened to send US troops into Mexico to kill narcos |
| Thursday, 02 February 2017 |
| To Such Great Whites | (05:12:05): | Trump wants his cocaine home grown |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:32:50): | I have my background as just rotating images on my computer. |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:32:59): | This popped up |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:33:36): | You have an interesting workplace |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:34:28): | NJ Labor Department doesn't know what they're doing |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:36:05): | I got 3 pieces of mail from them today. One is a repeat of the original letter I got way back from when I first filed. Another is a letter of determination saying I'm not eligible for benefits. The third was a prepaid debit card from them via bank of america. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:36:45): | Ayoooo debit card baby |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:36:47): | Nevermind it's a prepaid debit card with 0 dollars on it lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:36:56): | Thanks Uncle Sam |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:37:16): | How did you mess up unemployment so badly lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:38:19): | Well I said I wasn't actively looking for work because I was thinking I'd be in job training full time, if I attended fullstack academy that is. That makes me ineligible. |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:38:52): | But now that I'm going to rutgers bootcamp, which is part time and after work hours I'm back to looking for work so I should become eligible |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:38:56): | Then it's hello free money |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:39:02): | This is what socialism is all about! |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:39:19): | Free money! |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:40:48): | you gotta step your lying game up |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:41:11): | saying you're actively looking for work is like when you tell your girlfriend that you're going to bed and then you stay up and play xbox for the next 4 hours |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:42:49): | Well when they go to sleep at 8 pm what choice do we have |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:43:03): | We must lie to protect them from the truth |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:43:12): | That we are slinging racial slurs at minors |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:46:06): | why do women go to bed so early |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:47:22): | goodnight babe, im sooooo tired, gonna go to bed early |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:47:30): | they dont go to bed, they just come party with me |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:47:30): | ten minutes later you're chainsawing a 12 year old in half |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:47:41): | Im the father of Beyonces twind |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:47:45): | See, men go to sleep like this "it's 11 pm I should get 8 hours and wake up at 7" |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (11:48:02): | Women go to sleep like this "Oh boy it's 8 pm, bedtime!" |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:48:56): | I go damn its 8 pm i should be in bed |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:49:00): | then home by 11 |
| To Such Great Whites | (11:53:49): | there is a yahoo answers about the meaning of in bed by 8 home by 11 |
| GroupMe | (11:55:03): | Richard Spence-Her changed the group's name to I'm Alex Jones-ing for Some Flouride-Free Water |
| GroupMe | (11:57:23): | To Such Great Whites changed name to Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:58:23): | ALEX SMASH |
| Reich In The Kisser | (12:08:36): | I would watch that movie |
| GroupMe | (12:10:15): | Reich In The Kisser changed name to Alex & Don's Executive Adventure |
| GroupMe | (12:21:03): | Richard Spence-Her changed the topic to: Cuckolding - the thinking man's fetish? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:12:49): | not to turn this group chat all political again, but i just remembered this morning on NPR they were talking about a group of anti-trump protesters talking about how they wanted to crack down on trump's lax stance on guns |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:13:05): | i realized how stupid that sounds, if they truly believe this country is being taken over by fascists why wouldnt they want to be armed lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:13:27): | i see what you guys mean now about more violent protests being the more effective ones tbh |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:15:16): | As soon as I move for school, I'm applying for residency, they buying a gun |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:16:02): | if you don't have the capability to actually resist, your dissent means nothing more or less |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:16:10): | Yup |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:16:21): | And Pete moves one step farther left |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:16:29): | https://theintercept.com/series/the-fbis-secret-rules/ |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:17:02): | also brian, i have a spike trap set up for my landlord when he comes to collect the rent tonight \ufffd |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:17:12): | Apparently FBI is concerned about police departments nationwide because FBI believes they are predominantly white nationalists |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:17:31): | That's the FBI saying that |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:18:15): | P O W E R |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:18:56): | normally i would say thats liberal bullshit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:19:00): | but i mean |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:20:36): | buy a gun marc |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:21:03): | next time i see a feminist im gonna ask her if she wants to see a big black glock |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:21:20): | because im having an uprising \ufffd |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:21:52): | It is liberal bullshit to want to restrict guns right now |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:22:11): | That's why everyone on socialism hates liberal SCUM |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:22:25): | i heard that if trump gets 2,000 likes on his next twitter post, he will repeal the immigration ban |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:22:41): | Remember liberals historically have supported fascists. "Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds" |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:23:02): | He just told Iran he's putting them on notice right lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:23:18): | Barry did that too |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:23:22): | And he's making a big stink about 2k immigrants/refugees from Australia |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:23:26): | Why the black man get a free pass |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:23:38): | nobody wanted to go vacation in sunny Libya until Trump Daddy banned it |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:23:38): | Trust me I got a lot to say about Obama lol |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:23:53): | That's actually obama |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:23:56): | Fuck the Assuies |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:24:03): | So we lose thor |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:24:06): | big whoop |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:24:19): | an im gunna say it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:24:36): | Hugh Jackamn is an over rated wolverine |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:24:41): | The executive order only listed Syria and other "countries that want to harm america" or something like that. The other six countries Obama named in the 2015 terrorist travel prevention act and that's why 6/7 countries have the travel ban |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:24:50): | And who else could play wolverine |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:24:51): | you're on your own with that one marc |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:25:04): | hugh jackman was literally born to play wolverine |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:25:05): | He looks like he was born for the part lok |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:25:07): | LITERALLY |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:25:24): | He's too tall |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:25:35): | Wolverine is a short candian |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:25:41): | hes 5'3 at best |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:25:42): | Wolverine is like 5'5" |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:25:53): | so your reason for not liking hugh jackman is that he is not a manlet? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:25:58): | you know who the creator said whould be his dream |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:26:07): | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hoskins |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:26:25): | the guy from roger rabbit? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:26:30): | Yup |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:26:39): | oh yea he'd totally be better as wolverine |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:26:47): | i hope you can detect that sarcasm |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:26:54): | Pete |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:26:57): | you dont get comics |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:27:00): | His body makes me feel like I could be wolverine |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:27:00): | More suited for the role physically |
| Everything's Alt-Right | (14:27:08): | The BMI is all off |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:27:11): | wolverine is supposed to be a short, fat, bald man? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:27:19): | pretty much |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:28:18): | She's 5'3 |
| GroupMe | (14:29:02): | Everything's Alt-Right changed name to Inferior Jewish Overlord |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:29:04): | thats form old man logan the comic im\xa0reading now |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:29:12): | is the fact that movie wolverine is is like 8 or 9 inches taller really a problem for you |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:29:21): | yes |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:29:29): | are you tom cruise |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:29:44): | I could really get into this man with a metal exoskeleton ripping apart robots if his height was more true to the comic |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:29:46): | do i get to fuck 2000s katie holmes? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:30:15): | the whole point of wolvernine was that he was short and firece |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:30:18): | like a wolvernine |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:30:30): | he aint called Giant Wolf |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:30:35): | Now he's big and fierce |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:30:39): | Why not just wolf |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:30:48): | You know what I'm gonna start calling him Wolfie |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:30:57): | Wolferine |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:31:03): | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/payday/images/9/97/Wolf.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111018015230 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:31:09): | thats the only wolf i trust |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:31:25): | Wolferine, he's the subject of Government experimentation. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:31:57): | http://i.imgur.com/YEU2g2l.jpg |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:32:11): | Hey bub, you gonna eat that |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:32:25): | 5'3"? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:32:44): | yea |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:32:55): | 11 inches shorter then jackman |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:33:14): | my immersion is RUINED |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:33:14): | there is a comic where he is with one of the young x men training them |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:33:18): | shes like 5 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:33:27): | she's slmost his height |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:33:39): | imagine swiping left on wolverine |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:33:40): | i need to make a drake meme |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:36:22): | https://i.imgflip.com/1iukwk.jpg |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:36:48): | comic book wolverine has a disgusting amount of arm hair |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:36:55): | yea |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:37:06): | he wansnt a oiled aussie |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:37:13): | he was a hairy short candian |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:37:32): | so maybe hugh jackman wasnt 100% true to the comics here |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:38:16): | but it is kind of an improvement over being 5'3" and having Hypertrichosis |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:38:47): | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/54/e6/79/54e679a92fa09f57968f961c9901551b.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:39:02): | thats the body of my wolverine |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:40:09): | http://www.thewrap.com/bob-hoskins-x-men-writers-first-choice-wolverine/ |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:40:36): | Im bringing this up at your wedding pete |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:40:47): | when they say does any one object |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:40:59): | im gunna\xa0tell jessie\xa0that you like hugh\xa0over Bob |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:41:17): | and she will say "shut up marc you are ruining the wedding" |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:41:31): | if you say a damn thing about hugh jackman being a bad wolverine you're waiting in the limo |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:43:02): | https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman/status/827013945697329152 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:43:06): | Sarah Silverman leading the uprising |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:47:55): | Little does she know she's first to the gulag |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:49:07): | if she thinks that the people leading a violent uprising in the US are going to institute Hillary Clinton as POTUS after trump is overthrown, she is out of her mind lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:49:36): | And if that'd what they are fighting for then the revolution is 1) dumb and 2) going to continue with clinton in the WH |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:49:36): | http://i.imgur.com/p5hCxi0.jpg |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:50:00): | Fucking liberal celebrities |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:50:15): | Pissin' ME offfff |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:50:20): | they are just really out of touch with people |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:50:39): | the people whos jobs are most at stake more often then not voted trump |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:51:01): | Achmed and Jose arent going to replace Hopper in season 2 of stranger things |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:51:35): | but emma stone's life is at risk in a trump presidency! |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:51:50): | They just want democrats so they can feel like they're being progressive and feel secure in their wealth and not as guilty that the A and B list celebrities probably have more wealth than half the country combined |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:51:53): | Remeber when we went to the comedy show and then sarah silver did a joke that was a 50/50 answer and she didnt plan for a yes |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:52:05): | Lmao |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:52:25): | Purge the DNC |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:52:28): | And it wasn't even crazy, "would you suck gods dick" well I mean it's god so what fucking choice do I have sarah |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:52:35): | You ever hear of the importation |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:52:41): | Implication |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:52:56): | God's already angry, imagine horny and angry. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:54:21): | imagine you are in prison with a giant black guy and he says "nigga you in bubba's world now, ya'll better start suckin this D" |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:54:33): | you are going to close your eyes and get to work |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:54:47): | now imagine this giant black guy also is the creator of reality and the ruler of the universe |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:55:00): | this is what we are dealing with here, sarah |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:55:57): | https://i.reddituploads.com/397a0c20c27f4a7788bff4096fbab977?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=7acd9d962b6401308745f61fcd247e0a |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:07:55): | THEY ARE SHUTTING DOWN CLUB PENGUIN |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:10:17): | I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:14:32): | RIP 4chan swastika pranks |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:17:14): | https://i.reddituploads.com/897dcd72859e4f28b6258ab3f6d69c67?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=82e1767c99d54f206a09c14fd0da260d |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:40:49): | https://gfycat.com/LikableTatteredBrocketdeer |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:41:28): | NPH was in that movie |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:45:26): | https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/5rn537/deport/ |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:56:32): | Trumps SCOTUS pick literally founded a "Fascism Forever Club" in high school lmao |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:56:40): | Gotta laugh so you don't cry |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:08:59): | damn |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:09:05): | thats in the 80s, thats the scary fascism |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:09:10): | not the fun meme filled fascism we have today |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:09:29): | Yea 80 memes have nothing on 2010 memes |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:10:58): | Speaking of which, /r/altright was banned |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:12:33): | oh yea for using that fucking doxxing site apparently lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:12:39): | according to /r/outoftheloop |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:12:49): | Yea and not for being nazis lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:13:03): | look up wesearchr |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:13:14): | the mods were allowing posts about that site on there |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:13:43): | Ah. Yea I saw they had a master thread of leftist sub posts where violence was called for and they were making a list of usernames to try and doxx |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:13:51): | Imagine having that little going on in your life |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:14:01): | No wonder they turned to some shit ideology to make them feel better |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:14:31): | brian when will you realize, all ideologies are shit |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:14:50): | Exactly just being a communist who has no ideology |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:31:02): | Inclusion of everyone, anti imperialist anti exploitation anti racism. Human needs are human rights. It's not so crazy people |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:37:13): | what if i need a new iphone or i'm going to just DIE |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:37:47): | Oh that's capitalism. Apply to Foxxcom |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:55:10): | http://i.imgur.com/ZhEb2N3.mp4 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:56:16): | Damn perfect loop too. That's amazing lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:56:42): | Yup. Gif tournament is always wonderful |
| Richard Spence-Her | (17:01:59): | this is incredible |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:03:13): | r/HighQualityGifs is always solid |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:27:47): | i am way to tipsy to be doing work right now |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:36:18): | Tipsy? What are you a old white woman |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:36:31): | You're either square (sober), buzzed, or lit af tbh fam |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:36:40): | Brian |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:36:54): | im going to hit you next time i see you for saying fam |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:36:58): | that is our word |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:37:07): | Not very fam of you tbh fam |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:37:26): | Now im going to kill your DND characeter |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:37:40): | My ESO character will live on |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:37:47): | ill kill him too |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:38:28): | You wish you could. You gotta be able to see him before you can hit him ;) |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:38:42): | I also know where the BBC is |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:38:45): | Damn it josh if you had a xbox one we'd actually have 4 people |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:39:01): | A solid group |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:39:14): | What's ESO |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:39:34): | Elder scrolls online. Like DnD but with graphics and people |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:39:52): | Ah |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:39:55): | Unfortunately they don't have the feline aids kill option yet though |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:40:44): | I don't think I'm gonna be buying a new gaming system until a can realistically and convicting commit genocide in my VR headset |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:40:55): | Convincingly* |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:42:23): | If anything I'd go to PC, but I've just lost interest in video games. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:43:29): | Me too fir the most part but playing with friends makes it 100x better |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:46:02): | Like I love cod, but if you're just gonna change the graphics year to year, big fucking whoop. And that's most games. Shoot this, shoot that. Solve this puzzle. Earn fake points. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:46:20): | Dude that's life |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:46:26): | Money isn't real |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:46:38): | Trophies only have as much importance as we put on them |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:46:40): | VR is definitely exciting, but I'm not hopping on board until all the kinks are worked out |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:47:09): | Just need that VR porn |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:47:23): | Then goodbye ladies, hello fuckbot 1.0 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (17:49:56): | Josh is ready for Dark Souls |
| Richard Spence-Her | (17:50:09): | That's a mans game |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:51:33): | We should all get civilization lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (17:52:24): | Trumps gonna be playing civilization in real life soon, conquest mode baby |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:52:27): | this a mans game |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:52:55): | I love civ but it is literally the most time intensive game I've ever played. Never even finished a game. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:52:58): | The thinking man's game |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:53:22): | Trump is forcing those cultural victory countries to invest more in military |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:53:42): | my shit aint working |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:54:15): | Group me? Mines fucking up a lot right now too. Keeps failing to send |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:54:31): | GroupMe? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:54:40): | i sent like 4 things |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:55:06): | my messages weren't going through for a while |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:56:42): | Mostly just dick pic |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:04:21): | http://imgur.com/3x4n2zD |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:32:49): | I want this to be real |
| Friday, 03 February 2017 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (00:26:21): | http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-executive-order-christian-pre-marital-sex-same-sex-marriage-abortion-wrong-religious-a7558691.html |
| Richard Spence-Her | (00:26:32): | looks like you fornicators are going to The Big House |
| Richard Spence-Her | (00:26:43): | meanwhile I'll be laughing in your faces with my marital sex |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (00:29:26): | This has Pence all over it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:37:44): | Finish DND this week |
| Richard Spence-Her | (07:38:06): | I can't this weekend |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:38:50): | Boooo |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:38:54): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ruFJvPMwh_Y |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:21:03): | There's a MAGA hat in the the wild |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:21:11): | On an Asian business man |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:22:27): | Sure it's not a "Make America Rage Again" hat |
| Richard Spence-Her | (08:23:01): | Oh me rike donard trump-San |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:23:56): | No-no-notice Trump-pai |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:47:16): | https://m.imgur.com/a/XMhJZ#7xPNDiM |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:06:46): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:07:45): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:09:58): | Vape Nash |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:16:07): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:16:43): | Give that wailing wall something to cry about! |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:16:46): | That wall is so dumb |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:17:00): | I wish Catholics had a holy wall |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:17:20): | Yea the more holes to stick my D in the better |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:17:20): | All we do is cannibalize our savior |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:18:40): | Seriously, it's a fucking wall. Get over it ya dumb joos |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:18:49): | Get over it. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:19:17): | \ufffd |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:22:05): | Oooooo. Next article. If Trump can blackmail the Pope into declaring that the Great Wall of Trump is the Waling Wall of the West, then Mexicans who are largely Catholics, won't be able to destroy the wall or even try to avoid it\u2026 they'll have to pray to it. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:25:05): | This gay commie pope will never do that though |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:26:23): | Trump just needs something to blackmail him with |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:27:00): | Genius |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:33:08): | You can't blackmail them for pedophilia if it's basically the first thing people think of when they think catholic church scandals though lol. It's not exactly unknown. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:34:02): | Don't poke holes in my fake news story |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:34:06): | Jackass |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:10:43): | I just read a retarded article |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:11:27): | https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/sharia-law-may-be-coming-to-america-but-its-christians-who-are-bringing-it/2017/02/02/aa44fbe8-e98c-11e6-bf6f-301b6b443624_story.html?hpid=hp_no-name_opinion-card-a%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.9daaddeec541 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:11:57): | They are saying tax exemptions for religous instutes is the same thing as shira law |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:12:32): | letting chic a filla not pay for birth control isnt the same thing as being able to honor kill your daughter for premartual\xa0sex |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:15:44): | Yeah that's absurd. But you should read into DeVos and her brother Erik Prince. They're undisputably Christian Supremacists. Also, Prince is a mercenary. So there's that. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:16:52): | DEVO was a bunch of jews |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:16:57): | they sang whip it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:17:14): | https://eastwoodcustoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/devo-be-stiff.jpeg |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:17:57): | another opinion article with a sensational headline and no real substance, NEXT |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:18:17): | like 90% of journalism now is just people making those opinion articles and then circulating them on Reddit and social media |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:18:44): | listen, i dont care what religion you are |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:18:56): | dont kill people for having sex with consnetign adults |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:19:16): | funny thing is that we allow corporations to donate to political campaigns but not churches, as if there is really a distinction in america |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:20:28): | We do need way more serparation fo church and state |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:20:46): | separate church and state and private sector and state |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:20:55): | I'm so proud of you Peter. I just wanna pinch those cheeks of yours. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:20:58): | \ufffd |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:21:11): | you pick the cheeks |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:21:39): | \ufffd |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:22:49): | for real tho, we dont want churches to donate to politics because we dont want a religious influence in politics, but we are cool with corporations donating to politics, so we are cool with a private sector influence |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:23:22): | if i was POTUS, day 1: ban all lobbying and corporate involvement in politics. Day 2: funny hat day |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:23:37): | Day 3: Dank Party |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:23:52): | im talking nation wide funny hat day, imagine if it was federally protected that every friday you get to wear a funny hat to work, regardless of the workplace |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:24:35): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:24:48): | http://us.123rf.com/450wm/karmaknight/karmaknight1511/karmaknight151100017/48143210-man-doctor-surgeon-in-christmas-santa-hat-isolated-on-white-background-christmas-theme.jpg?ver=6 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:25:05): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:28:44): | Pete every day you move closer to Marx's light |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:28:58): | Funny hat day sounds dank though |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:29:16): | what i said could go the other way tho |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:29:24): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:29:57): | i dont think wanting private companies to not influence politics is a particularly socialist position lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:30:03): | http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/83940/Rainbow#6bfaa7_153227 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:30:17): | When the liberals win and you gotta be a fag |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:32:01): | Well considering fascism is as far right as weve gone and that involves corpratism, it is a leftist thing to hold. I mean hell democrats are perfectly fine with corporate lobbying look how many of them are on corporate payroll. You're now further left than our actual politicians but also I think most of the populace is especially on this issue |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:32:24): | i think most people just dont think about the issue |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:32:45): | go ask your mom if she thinks that Coca Cola should be allowed to pay off lawmakers lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:33:21): | Well that too. Political apathy is a huge problem. My mom isn't apathetic she's just propagandized and would probably say yes lol. Hold on I'll ask and report back |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:34:03): | I think keep money out of politics |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:34:13): | and no career politicains |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:34:36): | some of those people never held a real job and dont get it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:34:44): | Cough cough Bernie Cough |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:37:28): | Bernies also one of the biggest outspoken people against corporate lobbying though and specifically didn't take it during his campaign. And he's the furthest left person in the senate by far by just being a. moderate social democrat lol. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:37:30): | hey he worked at a commune for that one summer! |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:37:34): | Ok asking my mom and steve now |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:37:39): | lol let's see |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:38:15): | Let's see how effective Fox news propaganda is and how woke Alex Jones made steve |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:39:08): | he's already got the water purifier |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:39:11): | theres no going back from that |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:39:40): | you dont buy a bomb shelter water purifier and then decide to open your mind to alternative political views |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:44:38): | listen the democrats killed this man |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:44:40): | http://imgur.com/VZ7IgEq |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:44:45): | liberals hate america |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:45:10): | Whats your favorite color you commies? reds |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:45:17): | mines FREEDOM |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:45:45): | for real though that was the staffer teh leakked the DNC stuff |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:45:50): | From all the way over here democrats and Republicans look mostly the same |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:45:51): | he was shot in the back |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:45:58): | Yup Seth Rich I think |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:46:01): | yup |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:46:11): | all he wanted to do was stop the government |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:46:17): | Suicide 2 gun shots to the back of the head, open and shut case. Good detective work Lou |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:46:29): | Fuck the Gov |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:46:33): | Fuck the state |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:46:55): | Let Business run everything |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:46:59): | only solution |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:47:00): | clearly the first self inflicted shot to the back of the head didnt work |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:47:08): | the final solution |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:48:06): | Milo Yenouplous wrote a book, i want to read, just to see how many times cuck is written |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:48:32): | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:48:43): | milo is the worst lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:48:51): | Businesses wanted to enact a coup on FDR in this country back in 1934 lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:49:43): | Now we just elect them so no coup needed! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:50:13): | The theroy is the the GTA universe is set in that |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:50:39): | Lol that makes a lot of sense |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:50:43): | so that is why there is so much excess and shit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:50:51): | so you can have million dollar cars |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:51:03): | and hoopties on the same streets |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:51:08): | Also all the absurd advertisements |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:51:09): | and people do anything to get ahead |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:51:30): | cause they killed all the lazy free loaders |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:52:59): | http://i.imgur.com/L1dPCwj.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:53:02): | un realated |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:53:05): | just a cool owl |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:54:58): | someone call up Tom Brady because that's a Superb Owl |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:55:12): | Booooo |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:45:34): | https://i.reddituploads.com/d05528588f484902bcc5c96372c87785?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=1a54e4043b20d62e62c02d59efb831ff |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:18:49): | http://imgur.com/o4cCR2p |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:20:20): | Funny. In the Dark Knight 3: Master Race, Green lantern ain't got no arms. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:22:47): | Dark Knight 3: Master Race? Are they fighting Aryans lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:22:47): | master race, huh |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:24:09): | heres another http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2011/02/pr0gramm-1297079799199.jpg |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:27:36): | Nah, Kryptonians that Brainiac had trapped in city of Kandor, which was miniaturized. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:28:29): | They are released and brought to regular size |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:28:54): | Then try and enslave humanity |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:29:13): | But Batman makes it rain kryptonite |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:46:45): | Ah Batman becomes Storm |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:50:18): | Nah. Just retains his immense amount of wealth and synthesizes massive amounts of artificial kryptonite. He then seeds clouds with said kryptonite. Then has the flash run the weather center all fast and shit cause his legs were snapped. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:51:37): | Guess being rich IS a super power |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:57:08): | i hope marvel makes a George Soros comic next! |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:59:36): | See he gets it like us! He's now allowed to say he's against capitalism now that he has enough money to be secure for the next 100 lifetimes. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:00:51): | and he probably has an Apple iReincarnation Machine at home, that rich SOB |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:02:27): | he won't need it, he just needs to pay a poor person for their organs like this |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:02:34): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:04:03): | 1 plasma = 1 book |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:05:32): | how do you send your kid to a college where a calc 1 text book costs $200 because they shuffled around the questions and has a $5 resale value, and then expect your kid to graduate and NOT be a socialist? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:12:00): | Pete, you're gonna make me cry. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:12:41): | for a brief moment, as i bought a shakespeare textbook that cost over 100 dollars, despite it being filled with plays that were hundreds of years old |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:12:48): | i whispered to myself "Marx was right" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:12:57): | Pete, one of these days soon, you're going to call you a socialist, and me and Josh ar egoing to watch with awe like a parents watching their kids graduate college |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:13:16): | nah i enjoy my capitalist lifestyle |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:13:19): | no you don't |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:13:23): | you just think you do |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:13:25): | you're right |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:13:31): | imagine this |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:13:33): | yo necessito food rations |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:13:39): | housing as right |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:13:46): | oh boy public housing! |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:14:11): | hey kids, pack your shit, we're moving to these great new project housing |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:14:49): | we don't have to demolish the houses we have lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:15:13): | so how do i get beachfront property in malibu |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:15:28): | first come first serve? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:15:44): | some locations would probably become vacation resorts. like hotels |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:15:47): | lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:15:49): | at least that's how it was for my commie coworker |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:15:59): | he said during the vacation you could go to these resorts for free |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:16:05): | housing was free |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:16:10): | wooooooooooooow |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:16:11): | interest free loans from the government if you needed money |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:16:24): | healthcare was free |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:16:24): | but you won't \ufffd |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:16:29): | but the worst sin of all |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:16:35): | he ONLY HAD 3 TV MODELS TO CHOOSE FROM |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:16:36): | ok healthcare i agree with lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:17:06): | do you want black in white, monochrome, or just a series of flipbooks |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:18:39): | personally i don't see the benefit of privatized land ownership. what are the benefits? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:19:15): | you get to choose where and how you live? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:19:34): | do you really think if housing was 100% public that the govt would set everyone up in beautiful beachfront property lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:19:44): | and then maintain everybody's mansions for them |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:20:09): | nah you're going into public housing and everyone is living in a city |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:27:32): | no and I'm not saying that's how it should be living beach front, but everyone should have roof over their head and not costing them 40%+ of their entire income just to make the wealthy even wealthier. that doesn't seem crazy. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:28:10): | so rework the public housing system for the very poor or homeless, no need to displace people that already have places to live and are happy with it |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:30:30): | yea if you already have a house, fine you can stay there if you so desire. but people who have multiple houses, banks that own thousands of empty homes, these are the people who would most suffer with ending private land ownership. \xa0I know this includes my family. \xa0It's why my mom hates it when I talk like this lol. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:31:57): | there has to be a medium here between helping the poor and not penalizing the comfortable/wealthy/etc |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:32:35): | there's no way around it in our current system. we have enough omes to houes everyone who needs them, but its' not profitable. \xa0the middle ground i suppose would be the government buying these home from the rich on behalf of the poor |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:32:58): | again, the only way it works, the only way you can get land, is if you can make the already wealthy weaalthier |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:33:32): | so would you be cool living in public housing? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:34:43): | public housing like public transit in America has a terrible reputation because it has been gutted by the government and then maintained by private contractors who are the lowest bidders and cut costs at every corner |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:35:11): | public housing with the public interest and not a profit interest would be much better |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:35:50): | other countries do have middle class public housing |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:35:52): | if there was no profit motive why would the housing all of a sudden get better |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:36:40): | well what im saying is that the goal then with a human interest motive is to make housing good for the tenant. currently, the profit motive is to make housing profitable for the landlord/contractor |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:37:53): | what does that mean |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:38:22): | we can use my mom as an example since she is not a empathetic landlord shall we say |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:39:46): | she was complaining earlier about a tenant who constantly had a high water bill. and because of this she wants to evict him which she could do, and the state/government would back her up. because to her, making money on rent is more important than this persons need for shelter. \xa0in my view, the need for shelter should triumph the need to make money is really all i'm saying. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:40:07): | how high are we talking here lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:40:19): | was he filling a pool |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:41:57): | i don't know lol. but it's been like it for a few months. maybe he likes baths. maybe he has a skin condition and needs more baths than the average person. \xa0maybe he was making a shit ton of lemonade for his lemonade stand. maybe he was doing it to spite his landlord who is constantly raising his rent and who is in a position of power over him simply because of money. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:42:42): | my mom was complaining about other tenants who were fucking up the apartment before they were evicted, saying "how dumb can you be" and I had to tell her that maybe they're doing it out of spite lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:43:19): | like she just thought poor people were dumb and that's why they punched walls and didn't take care of the apartment, not that they probably hated how she treated them and were kicking htem out of housing so one last retaliation was property damage to hurt her financially |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:43:35): | that is pretty dumb tho, they're not getting back the security depoist |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:43:46): | when you're evicted im not sure if yo udo anyways |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:43:50): | it's used to pay back rent |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:45:28): | oh true |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:45:33): | if you didnt pay rent |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:45:40): | yea |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:46:19): | i told my mom to stop stealing tax payer money before since she has a lot of section 8 housing tenants (whom she raises rents on) and she didn't like that at all lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:46:36): | how is that stealing tax payer money |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:47:12): | Section 8 housing occupants get their rent subsidized either partially or fully by the government |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:47:23): | ohhh |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:47:24): | she has a few tenants who pay $0 and she gets a check straight from HUD |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:47:30): | YOU'RE WELCOME |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:47:43): | or some similar agency |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:47:43): | so if they pay $0 whats the problem |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:47:57): | well she keeps raising their rents annually as is her right to do so |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:48:01): | increasing tax payer burden |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:48:17): | at least our taxes are going to something lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:48:22): | and it's not like these people's expenses are increasing 5% a year to maintain the apartment, not like inflation is 5% a year |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:48:39): | yea my mom is not going to like my first web dev project |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:48:47): | where I try to organize the worlds largest rent and mortage strike |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:50:38): | rise up and kill your landlords |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:51:03): | it's what Mao would have wanted |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:51:26): | seriously though what do you think would happen if everyone just stopped paying thier banks and landlords lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:51:38): | what they gonna do THROW US ALL IN PRISON? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:52:03): | also look at this Irish magazine they ran out of fucks to give lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:52:12): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:52:59): | S H O T S F I R E D |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:53:27): | someone should tweet this at the president |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:58:19): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:58:48): | That 55 inch tv is steves that he brought, but if it keeps Gary from having a kid I guess the net effect is positive |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:00:13): | Steve is doing God's work |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:00:31): | I really, really want to punch Gary right in the face and I don't even know him lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:01:40): | I HAVE THINGS! HANG OUT WITH ME! PLEASE! |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:02:13): | Sorry mom, no grandkids yet, you see all this anime I gotta catch up on? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:02:35): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:02:37): | when gary has kids, do you think steve will become his daycare |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:03:11): | My mom said gary will probably want to move to a three bedroom and bring steve along to help subsidize the kid lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:03:34): | Gary is such scum |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:04:17): | the worst part is that i get the vibe he knows it |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:04:24): | he knows what he is doing to steve |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:07:10): | what i miss |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:07:15): | just got back from lunch |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:07:24): | argued about socialism and the right to housing for a bit |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:07:31): | transitioned to trump getting a bullet in the ol noggin |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:07:39): | now we are on the Kohut Chillzone |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:07:52): | Damn it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:07:57): | sounds good |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:08:14): | i was drinking alcolic milk shakes |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:08:50): | Nice. Just look at the last picture posted and read from there |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:09:11): | Tldr Gary is exploiting steve more. Loris sending me more pics about it lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:09:22): | we were thinking about going to visit gary this weekend because i heard he has a 55" 4K Samsung TV (actual 240Hz), PS4 Pro with PSVR (and tons of games), a Nintendo Switch (as of March 3rd), Netflix, DramaFever, Crunchyroll, Funimation, WWE Network, New Japan Pro Wrestling World, Ring of Honor Ringside Member Streaming, tons of TV channels, 300mbps internet, tons of movies (digital and blu-ray), really good beer (Death by Coconut taking over) and lot of good food with a block |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:10:25): | I love that Gary is so petty as to unfriend Brian on Facebook |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:11:17): | FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BRIAN - NOW STEVE IS MY BEST FRIEND |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:12:23): | I still want to bang garys wife |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:12:30): | for steves honor |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:17:55): | have you guys seen the 30:30 for XFL |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:30:11): | Nope but o man, the XFL. I still have an XFL football lying around somewhere |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:30:28): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otzHAFlXqiE |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:30:58): | I remember watching the first game and thinking, "wait, this is just football" |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:33:39): | wasnt it just football with wrestling moves |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:34:54): | Sadly, no. That would've been extreme. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:35:05): | The XFL forgot to be X |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:43:07): | i just realized that the courtroom Rick and Morty video was real |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:43:12): | like it was them reading a real transcript verbatim |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:43:31): | Yup lol. They cut out the repetitive parts |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:43:47): | i cant believe it's real |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:46:07): | http://heavy.com/sports/2017/02/he-hate-me-rod-smart-xfl-30-for-30-this-was-the-panthers-nfl-vince-mcmahon-wwe-what-is-he-doing-family-wife-girlfriend/ |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:49:02): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:50:18): | that is so weird |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:50:38): | yup |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:50:42): | steven |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:50:49): | what have you gotten yourself into this time old boy |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:51:07): | i'm sure gary got him a nice cage tho |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:51:19): | In have never wanted to hit some so much in my life |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:51:25): | and its over steve |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:51:29): | who am i |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:51:47): | is Gary Retarded? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:51:53): | like actually retarded |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:52:05): | put this on just neckbeard things |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:52:26): | he is not if anything he's excessively narcissitic |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:52:35): | and a anime fiend |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:53:10): | you mean hentia fiend |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:53:24): | steve deserves better |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:53:51): | yea but steve is a liar and a bad friend |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:53:53): | *coward |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:55:06): | you have to fight teenagers in the macdolads parking lot or you are a bead friend |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:56:03): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:56:07): | Oh Neil Sen |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:56:14): | you'll be the second one gulagged |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:56:20): | right after sarah silverman |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:56:42): | but she is leading the revolution |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:57:00): | I want to comment "Maybe you have a hard time dating because you equate job and money with worthiness and also you smell like a stuck pig" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:57:05): | revolution in my pants |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:57:41): | online dating is a vulgar display of capitalism anyway |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:57:57): | bring back arranged marriages |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:58:16): | I mean it does let women sort men by income ranges lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:58:29): | but where is the option for men to sort women by tit size? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:58:35): | #MensRights |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:58:36): | it's called YOUR EYES |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:58:56): | let's look at the facts |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:59:18): | OKCupid is owned by IAC |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:59:26): | http://previews.123rf.com/images/burakowski/burakowski1202/burakowski120200230/12221937-Grunge-Facts-stamp-Stock-Vector-fact.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:59:30): | im looking |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:59:35): | a company with 5k employees, makes 3 billion a year |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:59:54): | they're matching us up deliberately with people who are equal or poorer than us |
| Richard Spence-Her | (15:59:56): | to keep us down |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:00:01): | to generate profits |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:00:01): | and you know everyone isn't making 600k |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:00:16): | Brian they have over head |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:00:27): | number one reason for divorce? money |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:00:29): | silly liberal doesnt understand money |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:00:37): | Connecting the dots yet, liberals? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:00:46): | brian got me a beer i paid him in beads |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:00:55): | even after overhead and taxes, it's never equal. after overhead and taxes chipotleworkers make 60k for their overlords and make 5k |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:01:11): | damn thats an expensive burrito |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:01:18): | also money is the number reason for abortions |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:01:31): | have you ever had to manage chipotle wokrers |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:01:40): | you need more then 60k for those saints |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:01:43): | i honestly never see a manager |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:01:48): | exactly |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:01:48): | when im there lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:01:52): | heres the thing, before CRAPitalism, marriage used to be about securing your family's financial future, marrying into other families |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:01:54): | ITS WORKER RUN |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:01:56): | VIVA CHIPOTLE |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:02:10): | jk they're involved in a wage theft suit |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:02:17): | lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:02:27): | im just trying to stick my dick in moist hole |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:03:04): | a tit's a tit, suck what you can get |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:03:30): | marc you're the realest nigga alive |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:04:09): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:04:12): | https://i.imgur.com/RjhgRowh.jpg |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:06:48): | you guys want to see john wick 2 next friday? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:07:46): | im gaem |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:08:00): | ditto |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:08:05): | i have movie bucks i need to spend i can get the tickets i thinkg |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:08:21): | sweet |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:09:05): | but i will need sexual favors in return |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:09:15): | tell Gary to pucker that buthole |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:11:08): | gotta do waht you gotta do to save 11 buckaroonis |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:11:56): | sleep on the floor, save 11 cents \ufffd |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:15:22): | you faggots doing anything tonight? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:16:03): | yea I'm seeing Split with Haley |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:16:32): | fag |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:17:01): | yea that's one of his personalities I heard |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:17:28): | why would you take someone you care about to a M Night Shamalamadingdong movie |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:17:50): | maybe brian doesnt |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:17:56): | thats the twist |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:19:36): | Very good Marc, it was Haley's pick lol. Though rotten tomatoes on it aren't bad. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:19:57): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:20:59): | https://seeker401.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/82733-why-not-both-meme-5lvd.jpeg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:21:30): | stupid liberal doesnt even know the tiny mexican\xa0girl defence |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:21:33): | fuck milo |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:21:46): | i didnt know you swung that wY |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:22:09): | I dont like him |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:22:32): | but i do admire that he is breaking the norm of peoples perception of what gay people should like |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:24:23): | he's just capitalizing off of reactionary/conservative outrage imo, i doubt he believes half of what he says he's just a cuck to the almight buck |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:24:33): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:24:47): | bless Papa Trump |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:24:47): | this was trumps latest tweet, motherfucker YOU are the US now lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:25:22): | "man the president of the US should really do something about radical islam" -president trump |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:26:22): | i think the tweet is aimed at the GOD DAMNED LIBERALS protesting |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:29:14): | oh he had some choice words for them too |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:29:39): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:29:49): | Professional anarchists lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:30:32): | My employment history? I was a paid thug, and worked my way up to being a paid protester. \xa0I hope one day I can become a paid anarchist, that's my dream job. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:31:25): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:31:51): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:31:56): | lmao jesus christ |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:33:41): | "Yea he fucked up California pretty bad, and me the genius (my IQ is 150 btw) businessman hired him based on his job performance to replace me where he does even worse! But hey, A for effort" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:35:50): | oh it gets better now |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:35:55): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:36:04): | @POTUS retweeting @RealDonaldTrump |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:36:23): | the man is retweeting himself from 2 different accounts lmao |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:37:57): | this is trumps america |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:38:32): | @POTUS retweeting @RealDonaldTrump is just ridiculous though lol. more people seem to follow him on @RealDonaldTrump than @POTUS too it seems. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:25:38): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:26:32): | Stay woke Marc |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:27:09): | Nah I nap a lot |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:27:22): | It's good for the spine |
| Richard Spence-Her | (18:28:32): | So where are we on Pizzagate |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:29:02): | Covered up |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:29:41): | Pizza Gate Israel |
| Saturday, 04 February 2017 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:59:37): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:26:18): | https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/5q6k0s/guy_playing_overwatch_tries_to_talk_to_a_girl/ |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:36:26): | Hell yeah |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:36:48): | Oh hell yea |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:36:52): | I love me some ladies |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:38:35): | What socks are you wearing |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:57:46): | Hell yea |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:07:29): | Do me a favor. Don't talk to othe guys like that |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:54:21): | Your're my overwatch wench for this round |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:02:23): | This gorilla dick daddy wants to get in them fluffy socks girl. |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:06:54): | https://media4.giphy.com/media/5iD7qUqsSjFDy/giphy.gif |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:31:56): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:43:01): | Can we make those fuck the Zuck shirts |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:43:05): | I really want one |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:44:34): | Sure |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:57:07): | Maybe on the back "Hate The Gate" with a pic of bill gates |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:04:24): | Woah buddy. Don't go overboard now. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:08:40): | Nah fuck that cuck |
| Richard Spence-Her | (18:09:39): | But windows 95 was the real deal |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:36:49): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:38:21): | Can't spell Gary without g-a-y |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:43:11): | None |
| Sunday, 05 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:32:36): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:32:44): | https://media.giphy.com/media/7Nsu3HCWLRVgQ/giphy.gif |
| Richard Spence-Her | (08:33:06): | https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/828015283709304832 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (08:33:11): | Checkmate, Christians |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:33:59): | Was the research done in tumblr? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (08:34:36): | research also indicates that it was going to be a transwoman as well |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:44:29): | this isn't new apparently lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:44:30): | http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/statue-liberty-was-originally-muslim-woman-180957377/ |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:45:24): | designer was inspired by sphinx, pyramids, etc on a trip to Egypt. "To prep for this undertaking, Barry Moreno, author of multiple books about the statue, writes that Bartholdi studied art like the Colossus, honing the concept for a figure called Libertas who would stand at the canal. \u201cTaking the form of a veiled peasant woman,\u201d writes Moreno, \u201cthe statue was to stand 86 feet high, and its pedestal was to rise to a height of 48 feet.\u201d Early models of the statue were called \u201cEgypt Carrying the Light to Asia." " |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:46:25): | He even tried giving the idea to Egypt first who rejected it lol. they were like nah thanks we already set on massive fucking landmarks |
| Richard Spence-Her | (08:46:30): | wow thanks obama |
| Richard Spence-Her | (08:47:31): | http://www.npr.org/2017/02/04/513473827/yes-all-this-happened-trumps-first-2-weeks-as-president |
| Richard Spence-Her | (08:47:36): | recap for your outrage |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:57:08): | so who wants to join the antiFa with me before they're labeled a terrorist group by trump lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:57:34): | Also I fucking hate articles that start with "Yes, ...." I DIDN'T ASK YOU A FUCKING QUESTION BITCH |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:07:48): | I think I'm just going to join the Fascism Forever Club instead |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:08:51): | Oh your joining the republican party? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:08:57): | Yes, I am proactive |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:09:03): | Provacative* |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:09:39): | You are no milo |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:10:11): | Also last time I check. Nazis stood for national SOCIALIST party. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:10:35): | So party goers are to blame |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:11:43): | Shots fired |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:12:09): | No shots drank |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:43:05): | Oh lordy |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:43:15): | Not this conversation about the national socialists lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:44:02): | https://media4.giphy.com/media/vdhwYZ5c097ZC/giphy.gif |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:44:09): | I know you know as a history person how much bs that is lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:04:07): | Saturday. We all go see John wick 2 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:08:24): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:08:27): | What about John Blade |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:11:07): | Seriously though I'm down |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:18:14): | Yea I'm down to go |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:29:00): | Even and Steve will be the New Buddy cop movie. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:30:40): | One likes anime. The other likes knives. They both don't get social queues. See them in. "Trust me I got this" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:32:54): | Joe can be the police chief and Zach the morgue worker |
| Richard Spence-Her | (13:43:22): | What is going on here |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:54:23): | Marcs giving us the elevator pitch for a buddy cop film and I gotta say, I like it. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:57:44): | And we are the criminals |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:57:52): | The hoes vs the bros |
| Richard Spence-Her | (14:30:43): | So the neighbors 3 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:39:38): | Just less woman and forced equality |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:19:42): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:20:21): | Guys. I did it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:20:27): | I'm finally a big black man |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:21:26): | Grats kid you made it |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:27:10): | Lol forced equality |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:59:05): | Just got the biggest patriotism boned from tha commercial |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:07:07): | Is elder scrolls online morrowind an expansion or a whole new game |
| Richard Spence-Her | (18:14:15): | Expansion |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:15:09): | Good, BigDarkSticks quest for white women just got a lot more interesting |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:30:23): | I took a knee during the national anthem and my mom said to get out lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (18:30:46): | You're asking for it |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:31:35): | I was lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:32:41): | My mom was asking why Brady didn't have his hand on his heart and lori had to say he did before. That's why I took a knee lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:38:23): | I don't put my hand over my heart |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:38:28): | It's not the pledge |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:48:36): | You guys see those next gen stats |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:48:42): | Sponsored by next gen biz men |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:10:02): | Oh boy, the Pepsi Zero Sugar(tm) Halftime Show |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:11:52): | That cost a shit ton of money |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:15:22): | I'm watching this and thinking how much money people spent for a shit game |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:28:29): | I almost feel bad for Tom Brady |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:28:30): | Almost |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:29:01): | Yea only 4 rings :( |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:29:10): | The falcons defence is young. Agile mobile and hostile |
| Richard Spence-Her | (20:29:15): | His thumb probably feels cold |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:54:52): | None |
| Monday, 06 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (05:38:42): | Russians hacked the Super Bowl |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:19:55): | It was Matt Ryan's turn. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:20:43): | #imstillwithhim |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:20:54): | #NotMySuperBowlChamp |
| Richard Spence-Her | (07:11:07): | https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/828574430800539648 |
| Richard Spence-Her | (07:11:29): | What the fuck lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (07:16:50): | So Tom Brady like it or not is the GOAT right? And lmao trumpy |
| Richard Spence-Her | (07:18:03): | Yea fuck Joe montana |
| Richard Spence-Her | (07:18:12): | More like Joe Wyoming now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:19:09): | Trump got a point though |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:19:29): | Everyone had shill by a landslide |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:19:55): | And boom The Donald came out on top |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:20:37): | Plus only unemployed losers answers polls. Not real hard working racist America |
| Richard Spence-Her | (07:20:40): | So it's either fake news or he didn't win by popular vote |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:21:03): | Plus only unemployed losers answers polls. Not real hard working racist America |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:22:13): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (07:24:12): | I mean Guccifer did hack the DNC, the issue was the completely damming evidence he found. They're was also evidence of Chinese hackers of Clinton's servers but can't knock China and tell trump to knock it off on China |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:25:11): | What if the 33,000 emails were just about yoga and fro yo? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:26:23): | What if she is just an old person. Sent 10 blank emails with no subject line |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:26:36): | Do that for 10 years. I can see it |
| Richard Spence-Her | (07:33:39): | 33k "got it" emails |
| Richard Spence-Her | (07:34:44): | 33k "there is a birthday card going around for Anthony wiener" emails |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:51:03): | Stop eating my yogurt it's for my low blood sugar |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:00:54): | "Print pls" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:08:46): | HRC is just a misunderstood creature like the great white shark |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:09:29): | One has rows of devasting teeth and lives of flesh. The other is a great white shark |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:12:49): | The old switcharooni |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:30:53): | Biggest collection of 1 hit wonders in one song |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:32:35): | Hey Matt and Kim have more than 1 good song lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:32:54): | They got daylight, nightlight, lightlight |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:43:57): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:06:34): | Also don't you dare call Andrew WK a one hit wonder |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:06:51): | He has over ten thousand songs about partying |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:07:16): | Also Soulja Boy is the only rapper to bear Supa Hot |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:07:40): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ifKofyYdZoQ |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:13:32): | By the transitive property he is now not a rapper |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:34:31): | Our New TBS assistant last name is Marx |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:34:39): | Josh I found you a wife |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:34:49): | josh would take her last name lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:35:50): | Is josh dead? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:35:53): | https://www.linkedin.com/in/ariel-marx-1454192b |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:35:56): | That her |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:36:41): | He'd like to seize her means of baby production if ya know what I mean |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:36:48): | I mean the thing between her legs |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:37:01): | Keep your laws off her body |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:37:52): | Her tinder profile says "capitalists need not swipe right" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:47:07): | She wants to a rising of the lower class in your pants |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:48:41): | So i have my desktop background of a rotating pictures on my hard drive, boy howdy do i not remember saving any of these |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:48:58): | is it still a picture of mountain dew and weed |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:49:07): | I had to go back in and delete the saved pictures when we the salve memes |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:49:11): | and yes pete |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:49:18): | and alot of Dave chapelle |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:49:18): | you have a very relaxed workplace |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:51:07): | and spidey meems |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:51:46): | I also have Hank Hill Conspiracy face |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:53:36): | my background just says "HP" |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:53:48): | but what my boss doesn't know is that it stands for Huge Pussy \ufffd |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:54:23): | These big vagina women are getting away with murder |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:54:46): | i like em big and cavernous |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:55:20): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:55:21): | i once brought home this girl and she was so tight that i had to tell her to leave |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:56:01): | you call this a pussy? im gonna need a shoe horn to get my D in there. come back when you're wide open like the great american prairies |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:56:11): | here's my card |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:56:18): | I'm pete btw |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:56:26): | call after 9 pl |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:56:27): | plz |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:56:51): | oh and before you go, heres a tip |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:57:05): | If you hear a weird noise it means im online playing runescape |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:57:09): | call back in 5 hours |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:57:28): | i told you not to call when i was mining coal you fat cow! |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:57:45): | hows that pussy? still gaping yet |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:58:26): | Your pussy needs to be big enough to fit a hopper in it. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:58:31): | my daddies a farmer |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:58:34): | Names Tex |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:58:43): | yall ever hear of Monsento |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:59:16): | They got a spray for dat pussy |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:59:23): | Make it grow |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:59:40): | it's called PussyGrow |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:59:42): | and I invented it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:59:44): | I need that hair looking like a lush Rainforest |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:59:59): | I bet you never had a one night stand like this, huh? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:00:10): | Ewwww it's so smooth |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:00:15): | One that takes 4 months, nope |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:00:22): | now open up for PussyGrow session 1 of 15 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:00:42): | Does your cat make too much noise |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:00:48): | and your pussy too tight |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:00:51): | First apply the spray then the after moisturizer |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:00:58): | Then get back to me bitch |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:01:56): | Girl: I just met the most amaaaaazing guy last night! |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:01:56): | You hairy yet bitch? |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:02:13): | fuck it i laughed out loud at work at that one |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:02:16): | http://i.imgur.com/2JfrmTL.png |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:03:26): | https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder63/56629063.jpg |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:03:31): | im just imagining some girl telling her friends about how she met the most awesome guy at a bar last night |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:03:39): | and then he texts her "you hairy yet bitch?" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:03:48): | See he knows what women like - being told how to groom their pubic hair and spraying chemicals to make that pussy grow |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:04:41): | That's what I thought too pete lol. "Check out this text he sent me!" |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:04:50): | he really cares about me! ive never met a guy like him |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:05:13): | I hope this isn't a one night stand! |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:05:15): | dont text him back cindy, hes just using you for your hairy, cavernous pussy |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:06:43): | I like this guy lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:06:57): | He'd be a good character |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:07:20): | women like him because he's 6'0" and has a beard + tattoos |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:08:42): | Looking for a woman that loves to laugh and have a passion for travel. A hairy, musky, cavernous pussy is a must. I am a dog person so I hope you're ok with dogs! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:09:14): | Got the overnights for the superbowl viewings |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:09:35): | whats the verdict |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:09:42): | Down from last year |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:10:39): | down by 2% |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:11:23): | Markets of Boston Houston and Atlanta had a big spike |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:11:28): | so did pittsburgh |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:11:48): | prob because there were no top notch amy schumer commercials |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:12:07): | they did say that the commericals this year were lack luster |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:12:10): | She's a national treasure! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:12:23): | people blame the Interent for them going up fiorst |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:12:23): | super bowl commercials have been pretty lackluster for years now tbh |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:12:51): | well the super bowl commericals that set it all off |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:12:57): | they're not trying to make them funny or edgy anymore, now it's all emotional stuff about how you can share cheerios with your handicapped transgender daughter |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:12:57): | Apple 1984 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:13:30): | You mean your handicapped transgender daughter's corpse |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:13:49): | no son of mine will become a woman and eat cheerios |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:14:08): | That audi commercial about gender equality in pay and then BUY AUDI |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:14:19): | See we at audi care |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:14:21): | or that budwiser immigrant commercial lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:14:25): | Audi car, but audi car |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:14:28): | Buy |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:14:33): | Yea that one too lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:14:38): | They debunked their own commerical in a tweet |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:15:00): | aint no syrian refugees coming to america to make the king of beer |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:15:02): | they were like woman make less, then someone asked if AUDI woman make less |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:15:14): | and they said no |
| Richard Spence-Her | (10:15:16): | best case scenario they're going to start a halaal food stand |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:15:19): | Take that Obama |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:15:53): | He dreams of comming to america to stand on the street corner selling gyros and shooing away the homeless |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:16:20): | Tells you how bad Syria is if that's his dream job |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:16:30): | Well they made it that way |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:16:38): | i dont blame my parents for my mess room |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:16:41): | Eh we didn't help at all |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:16:53): | i was going for the joke |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:16:54): | We still bomb the shit out of it and recently funded terrorists rhere |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:16:58): | Ah hahahaha |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:17:08): | you ruined it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:17:13): | and know we are sad |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:17:25): | Sorry my mom says shit like that non jokingly |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:17:30): | So my radars all odd |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:17:31): | Off |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:17:39): | here is 222 images of spiderman to cheer you up |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:17:40): | http://imgur.com/gallery/O28UN |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:03:42): | I just got paid to take a huge dump and look at spidey memes |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:33:51): | Ha I did it for free you sellout |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:35:22): | My instagram was hacked by the Russians |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:35:28): | Trump was right |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:51:39): | Nah it was me pete |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:51:55): | i was the one posting pics of my poop on it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:52:59): | https://i.redd.it/dhjs0lq298ey.jpg |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:54:05): | Lol dum nazis |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:54:41): | This is the most reddit thing i have seen |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:54:43): | https://i.imgur.com/MXP8zjj.png |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:54:58): | I saw that and thought the same thing lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:55:26): | Always bringing up DnD when it's not asked for when some sports thing comes up |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:55:45): | you see NDT tweet/. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:55:58): | he has offically made me hate hi, |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:56:01): | him |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:56:09): | and i was rooting for science black guy |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:56:20): | R/IHateSportsball |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:56:26): | http://imgur.com/6YX607q |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:56:52): | Shut the Fuck Up Neil |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:57:25): | He's the spokesperson of /r/Iamverysmart lol |
| Richard Spence-Her | (11:57:52): | To be fair he is pretty smart lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:58:49): | Yea and he's also VerySmart |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:59:03): | Yea but he is like those dud that grunt in the gym |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:59:10): | they just want people to look |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:59:24): | https://myurbanphilosophy.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/wpid-img_747552849399273.jpeg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:59:43): | Nigga how those tooth picks hold up his big ass head |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:59:57): | hit the gym and be normal sized |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:00:39): | I like when bill nye insulted NDT lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:00:52): | when did he do that? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:01:07): | Willy Nye dont take not shit |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:01:17): | https://youtu.be/gZywvthUKJQ |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:07:01): | Bill Nye Savage as FUCK |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:09:55): | Although I do kind of agree with NDT about there not being consciousness at all, it's funny to see him insulted lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:11:28): | Watching these cuck science bitches discuss philosophy is hard to watch though lol. Physicists think their opinion on every matter is relevant lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:22:44): | SHUT UP NERD |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:22:46): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:40:09): | http://piximus.net/media2/45508/press-secretary-sean-spicer-accidentally-tweets-his-password-2.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:02:04): | Its a ploy |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:02:15): | he wants to say stupid shit and say he got hacked |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:02:19): | I see you Sean |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:02:22): | I see you |
| Richard Spence-Her | (16:02:56): | His SSN is so secure he put it on the side of a van |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:16:10): | that dude got his identy stole like 14 times |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:53:53): | https://i.reddituploads.com/addc4adab8e0403fbb125f4e376f571a?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=071e93e5453745daf49eee7ea5b52b90 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:54:18): | Damn people will want to call racism on anything |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:07:46): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8VBNRtnJbY |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:07:54): | College Humor got one right |
| Richard Spence-Her | (17:11:22): | Keep telling yourself that, NERD |
| Richard Spence-Her | (17:11:33): | You'll never be like us Sportsboys |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:16:29): | I thought they were gonna make out at the end |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:24:58): | Brian |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:25:04): | That was pretty gay |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:32:13): | No u |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:45:19): | http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/it-s-official-punxsutawney-phil-predicts-an-eternity-of-darkness-from-which-we-will-never-escape-1.3963342 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:57:29): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:57:33): | Thanks Gary |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:05:48): | Actually when Han Chu came back in season 3 of blah blah anime. That was the greatest come back of all time. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:06:08): | I tried to make up an anime name I honestly couldn't |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:12:59): | Lol Han Chu |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:13:01): | I like it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:38:15): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:16:32): | None |
| Richard Spence-Her | (21:12:21): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqWUfTsEEOE |
| Richard Spence-Her | (21:12:27): | Real Life Dennis Reynolds |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:13:24): | That Walmart scene was super cringe |
| Richard Spence-Her | (21:14:32): | he is the chipotle adonis |
| Richard Spence-Her | (21:17:25): | If I ever get a six pack tho this is what I'm doing |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (21:29:01): | Can't watch now but assume the dude in the title screen is just posing in public spaces? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:30:18): | He has girls talk to him for his need for validation |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (21:30:46): | Like he goes up to girls or girls/actresses just come up to him? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:31:17): | Then says, hey girls, wanna see my third nipples??? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:31:41): | And pulls his pants down |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:44:57): | Seems impartial |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:46:45): | Actually, it is. Basis for their argument is article 1, section/clause 8 of Constitution. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:47:31): | "Whiny bitche must complain on the Internet" |
| Richard Spence-Her | (21:51:20): | This is just an opinion piece |
| Richard Spence-Her | (21:51:32): | Like all political articles these days. Sad! |
| Richard Spence-Her | (21:58:10): | They're all still so in denial about trump being potus lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:10:48): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (22:13:05): | It's about the foreign emoluments right |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:13:43): | Yeah |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:13:55): | Foreign ain't get shit in America |
| Tuesday, 07 February 2017 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:19:29): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:19:39): | Quality reporting there young turks |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:20:09): | Why the media is wrong |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:20:13): | Nigga you is the media |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:20:23): | Youtube media israel |
| Richard Spence-Her | (09:20:48): | Now you're getting it |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:21:14): | At least he says he doesn't know what they are and isn't calling them Soros minions like Fox news lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:23:43): | If soros is paying I just found my new job |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:29:38): | The Yung Turks are really retarded |
| GroupMe | (09:31:16): | Richard Spence-Her changed name to George Soros Butt Slave |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:37:41): | I got this in an emial |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:37:42): | Just the biggest event in black television\u2026THE BET AWARDS! \uf04a Highest rated awards show on cable, that\u2019s in general market not just AA. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:39:02): | That BBC |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:39:07): | Big Black Cable |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:39:43): | Damn had no idea the BET awards were so popular good for them |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:39:55): | I really don't care about any award shows though tbh |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:40:07): | i dont know how the general public finds time to care about all this bullshit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:40:11): | No you justice racist |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:40:19): | Black Awards Matter |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:40:25): | It's just a bunch of people jerking each other off |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:40:28): | allwhitepeopleareracist.avi |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:40:46): | Media has to provide bullshit to distract the public from the real shit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:40:46): | No, thats called a dutch rudder Brian |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:41:19): | Josh has gone down the rabbit hole not ironically |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:41:23): | We planned for this |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:41:33): | Brian get the rope |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:41:37): | Well, to be fair, the bullshit is usually entertaining |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:41:42): | Well I mean did congress need to be involved in things like deflate gate or steroids in the MLB lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:41:45): | Pete, you bought the wrong BooBerry ceral |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:41:57): | and now a kid in linden has a rifle |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:41:59): | I'm down the hole with josh |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:42:04): | Way down in the hole |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:42:14): | Pete We planned for this |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:42:38): | Ill get the gas, you get those hookers out of the trunk |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:42:55): | Pete's descent has already begun. The race is on. Can you save him, Marc? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:43:33): | all wages are slavery |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:43:51): | He's slipping from your grasp. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:43:55): | Oh man I'm as hard as a blood diamond |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:43:56): | Marc we planned for this |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:44:11): | Jump Marc. Jump. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:44:31): | All Life is Slavery, I Didn't Ask To Be Born |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:44:34): | Get the minigun and the three forged suicide notes |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:44:44): | Make a leap of, dare I say it, faith, to the left |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:45:36): | I wonder how far this hole goes. Maybe to the other side of the globe. Maybe to Communist China??? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:45:52): | One day pete Is going to quote marx and when that happens it will be too late for him to be saved |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:46:26): | Pete, WWRD |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:46:31): | "We have a Jewish problem" - Marx |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:47:17): | Man I bet he regrets that essay if he was alive today lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:47:44): | or maybe he likes it more than ever \ufffd |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:48:36): | My professor said to just replace every instance of jew with capital or capitalism because that was the vernacular back then lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:50:00): | Still it was funny reading in class an essay called "on the Jewish problem" that without that context just comes across as super anti semitic lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:50:08): | suuuuuure |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:50:48): | I'd agree with you if marx himself wasn't jewish. Then again maybe he was self hating like josh |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:50:50): | why cant the man just have hated jews |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:51:24): | gibson's jew hating has never stopped me from enjoying that lethal weapon movie with Jet Li |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:53:10): | True I mean I'm a self hating whitey so it's entirely possible |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:53:26): | see there you go |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:53:28): | This white skin on my body is evil incarnate |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:53:38): | white is NOT right |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:53:45): | the future is for PoCs |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:55:34): | i love how white people like my mom are so afraid of becoming the minority. what, are minorities treated poorly or something? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:56:35): | our white way of life is being threatened |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:56:55): | just the other day, i was at a sandwich place and they asked if i wanted salt & pepper |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:57:00): | i said what the fuck is that |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:57:23): | the blacks call them "spices" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:57:30): | i call them "flavor deception" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:58:19): | oh you know what I find actually hilarious. whenever on blackpeopletwitter, there's a white incest joke, its just laughed at. but dont you fucking dare insinuate white people don't season their food |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:58:26): | fuck your sister? yea, we do that |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:58:34): | not salt our food? hold on motherfucker |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:00:09): | that explains why like 90% of porn is incest porn |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:00:14): | or at least it seems that way |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:00:29): | that trend is definitely growing. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:00:33): | this is trumps murica now |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:00:53): | he gave all those voiceless incest people a voice when he said he'd fuck his own daughter |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:03:01): | to be fair she is fine |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:03:28): | oh no doubt, she's soberly porkable |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:05:09): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:05:14): | this is how wars are fought in the future |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:05:52): | how can i effectively do a media blackout, what blue pill do i need to take |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:06:12): | don't be apathetic |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:06:19): | that automatically puts you on the side of the powers that BE |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:06:33): | too late |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:06:40): | though i agree the LAME STREAM media is trash and should be avoided |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:07:25): | the article was super lame. Steve Lopez is the author of the article and headline and its just him tweeting @realDonaldTrump with no responses from the don lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:07:51): | see this is the kind of shit i'm trying to avoid |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:08:39): | avoid all social media |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:08:42): | avoid rene polanco |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:11:52): | D O N E |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:23:33): | hey pete, here's a marriage tip for you |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:23:37): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:25:41): | good to know |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:25:47): | also helena bottom-farter lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:34:00): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:47:20): | so im back |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:47:25): | you went down the rabit hole |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:47:35): | then back to rascism |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:47:42): | and now we are making fun of blacks |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:47:43): | oh yea i went down a few rabbit holes this morning |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:48:01): | also incest porn was thrown in the mix |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:49:03): | i can imagine being the actor or actress in that. "okay the seen is that you just go home form a long day of work, your feet heart, then you fuck your brother AND ACTION" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:50:19): | "ok, whats the script? what do I say? how do I seduce a sibling?" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:50:23): | "Just do what comes natural" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:50:59): | then you're there, trying to think if I had to flirt with my sibling, how would I do it? i don't want to come across as weird when im trying to fuck my brother |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:11:13): | I think fucking your step sister or step mom is a tasteful middle ground |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:11:39): | is that legal, fucking a step? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:12:17): | i don't see why it wouldn't be |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:12:19): | you're not blood relatives |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:12:29): | no I mean a step |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:12:36): | like of steps |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:12:40): | on a stoop |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:30:19): | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/195/356/39a.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:30:23): | my step son |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:34:35): | so as we know my computer background is random images |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:34:43): | i got garys threat of rent to steve |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:36:25): | What do your coworkers say about that |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:36:32): | Your wallpaper in general |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:37:45): | I got called out from the guy next to me becuase i had a spiderman meme that said, "thats it im selling you faggots on the black market" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:00:13): | Are you trying to play career roulette |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:03:54): | Maybe you faggot |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:04:25): | i explained its just random and he laughed and said just take in off incase one of the gays sees it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:05:28): | http://i.imgur.com/tskzsHw.jpg |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:24:57): | So Betsy DeVos it's official huh |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:25:16): | I think its DeVa but i dont play overwatch |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:26:19): | It's official. And for first time in American history, the VP had to vote in a cabinet confirmation as tie breaker |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:27:17): | Patriots were teh first time someone in a superbowl\xa0cane back form 25 points down |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:27:28): | so 2017 year of firsts |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:27:36): | i hope i lose my virginty then |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:27:40): | and trump's first of 3 terms |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:32:58): | Think the bookies odds are on impeachment over in europe, you can bet on anything over there |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:33:44): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:35:03): | I'd throw a ten on splitting with Melania if I had ten dollars |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:35:04): | these have to be fake |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:35:37): | It's from paddy power betting |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:37:17): | https://sports.paddypower.mobi/#sport/33/competition/13089/event/11706344 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:41:04): | this is why Europe is a mess |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:41:51): | Tfw in the land of the free I'm not free to bet on government officials :( |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:42:22): | Trumps gonna bet on his own resignation and make a boatload |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:46:30): | Oh my god this is the plan to get us out of debt and why he won't give up foreign companies, so he can have his own companies bet and win on his actions than repatriate the money here and use it to pay off the national debt. But of course he can't say this or it won't work. So he takes on the role of the villain for our benefit. He truly is a hero. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:46:59): | It wouldn't surprise me if it did happen. His ties with foreign entities is absurd |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:47:02): | why do conservatives want to privitize everything |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:47:45): | $$$$ |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:48:27): | "we are 20 trillion in debt, I put 30 trillion on me to be impeached. Hey China, Fuck you heres your damn money" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:48:57): | I'M OUT BITCHES |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:49:16): | Conservatives run on train time, they are early most times and really late on others |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:49:24): | liberals run on drug dealer time |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:49:32): | they get there when they get there |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:49:43): | Hence partial birth abortions |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:49:58): | We will kill the baby when we get around to it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:50:34): | Oh shit nigga 7 years old already damn, well heres a shotgun and we will call it post birth abostion |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:50:51): | now a postbortion sounds like a good idea |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:51:25): | Start throwing that word around and soon enough well get email forwards from our grandma's about it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:51:40): | DISGUSTING: LIBERALS push idea to have "postbortion" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:51:56): | when a fully born baby is put back inside the mother's uterus so she can bort |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:52:13): | put it back in, i don't want it! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:52:20): | Womans Right to Choice: Yes my son is 12 years old but i want my life back i should be able to postbortion him |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:52:21): | i changed muh mind |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:52:48): | a woman's right to choose should be to choose if shes making me steak or lasagna tonight |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:53:22): | Nah, she knows steak or she will get back handed with the monkey paw |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:54:42): | I believe in equality, so if a bitch steps up, im knock her ass down like a man since im\xa0progressice |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:55:46): | Bitch you wanna go three rounds or head back into the kitchen, your choice, but BoneSaw wants to throw down |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:55:56): | im glad we are on the same page here |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:56:12): | I hit woman becuas i think they are mens equals |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:56:16): | and everyone is below me |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:57:01): | http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/06/casey-anthony-spotted-at-anti-trump-protest-march-to-mar-lago.html |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:57:02): | oh shit |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:57:07): | the creator of the Postbortion (TM) |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:57:16): | it's all coming full circle |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:58:37): | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pTmdiF0johw/hqdefault.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:58:57): | Most progressive man in the worls |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:59:04): | the dudleys were ahead of there time |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:01:15): | Brian are you out of Gary's contracrt |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:01:21): | i need Rastlers |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:04:51): | yup ended in 2010 i belive |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:04:54): | he had me sign it in 2000 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:04:59): | it was a 10 year contract for a 10 year old |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:05:30): | Ill pay you double |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:06:31): | but your wrestling name will be "NWord Brian" N stand for Nasty |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:07:47): | Josh will Be Jew Boi Josh |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:29:18): | fuck the police |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:29:18): | http://i.imgur.com/aJ6dfPi.gifv |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:48:16): | i need your guys opinions on a charge. yesterday, i met with a 7th grader to tutor + her mom. \xa0it turned out it was actually only a 20 minute "interview". \xa0so i charged this woman for 20 minutes, only 10 dollars for my time because tutoring was done during this time. \xa0she messaged me saying ti was only an interview, she felt uncomfortable being charged without her knowledge etc. \xa0you think i should rescind the payment or take this lady for that dime bag |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:48:58): | Give it back |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:51:57): | I mean the "interview" was actually just me tutoring her daughter so I was working if that matters |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:53:31): | also i have no idea how to cancel an invoice on this site lol. im trying to now because i don't want a bad review over 10 bucks |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:55:11): | What race was she |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:55:25): | Muslim |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:55:40): | Race: Muslim |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:58:52): | Don't cancel. Especially if she didn't give you any heads up that it was an interview |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:58:56): | That's on her |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:59:15): | Your time is valuable in capitalist America comrade |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:00:36): | i canceled it just so she couldn't give me a 1 star review on a 20 minute lesson, a bad review could kill a tutor like me |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:00:42): | i gotta suck the customers dick |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:00:50): | this is capitalist america \ufffd |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:01:28): | It's trumps America. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:01:31): | Deport her |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:03:19): | she did say it was to see if i was a good fit but what is my time fucking free BITCH |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:55:04): | You guys ever hear of the Heinz dilemma? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:00:49): | Ketchup problems huh |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:03:14): | Is this the dilemma of how we should refer to John Kerry? Emperor Ketchup or Secretary of State |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:03:27): | Guess that problem was solved on Jan 20th |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:03:31): | Nah its a moral dilemma in philosophy |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:04:27): | Basically your wife is dying, the drug to save her is 2k, you can only raise 1k and the guy who invented it refuses to sell it for less than 2k so what so you do? Ths came up in haleys class and she called the pharmacist capitalist swine |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:05:02): | Ask people for money I guess? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:05:28): | Sell your wife into indentured servitude |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:05:31): | I mean it's only 1k |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:05:46): | Hold the inventors kids hostage |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:06:05): | Or I could rent out my bhole by the hour |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:06:15): | I'm the scenario you already asked for money and can only raise 1k |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:06:46): | Get the generic brand \U0001f60e |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:06:47): | So what's the issue. You tried. She died. Get a younger model. Grief is hot |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:08:21): | I don't see the dilemma though. You tried and failed |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:08:35): | You are a shit person because you are poor |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:08:47): | So you don't deserve a wife and happiness |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:08:48): | Yea poor people are natures happy little mistakes |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:09:11): | Yeah, fuck Bob Ross. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:09:20): | He had it all wrong |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:09:24): | Also this scenario is unrealistic because there is never an issue where you can't get enough money |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:09:27): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:09:30): | The real issue is paying it back |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:10:38): | So I'd get ten payday loans |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:10:44): | You know I'm good for it man |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:11:04): | Or buy 1000 lottery tickets |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:11:08): | That's my final answer |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:12:16): | I'd get the 1k. Get the payday crew and rob for more money |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:12:45): | The correct answer is to just beat the guy until he gives up the goods |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:12:57): | What if he raises the price |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:13:01): | Honey. I'll get the money. Bain just has to get Hoxton out of jail Forrest |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:13:03): | And says pull the trigger |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:13:28): | https://media4.giphy.com/media/ptyjYvD5of49q/giphy.gif |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:33:33): | Also part of the scenario is that the drug cost him 200 to make so he's already making 800 off of the 1k you could give him |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:52:17): | So it's just a commie propaganda . |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:53:06): | Nah its real that's actually part of the question on Wikipedia |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:53:25): | Wikipedia is commie propaganda |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:53:34): | It's got a whole page on Stalin |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:56:46): | Shit I never thought of it like that |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:57:17): | Come back to the light pete. Back to the green. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:57:46): | The freer the markets the freer the people |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:59:19): | https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/02/05/health/with-fda-vacancy-trump-sees-chance-to-speed-drugs-to-the-market.html?_r=0&referer=http://www.google.com/ |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:59:28): | That Stalin page is a bunch if bourgie propaganda it says he kill 20 million people |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:59:35): | Mr. Trump has been vetting candidates to run the agency, which regulates the safety of everything from drugs and medical devices to food and cosmetics. Among them is Jim O\u2019Neill, a former official at the Health and Human Services Department\xa0who is an associate\xa0of the Silicon Valley billionaire and\xa0Trump supporter Peter Thiel.\xa0Mr. O\u2019Neill has argued that companies should not have to prove that their drugs work in clinical trials before selling |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:59:56): | It's my own responsibility to check my own pharmaceuticals! |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:00:15): | Free markets baby! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:17:40): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:19:01): | I still don't know what you do |
| Wednesday, 08 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:33:37): | Pretty much do excel. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:34:46): | Also James Franco is playing Tommy Wiesu in a movie |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:39:36): | https://media2.giphy.com/media/Wv0OF27P0Yhdm/giphy.gif |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:40:10): | Kids in the hospital, very sick OINK OINK OINK |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:57:38): | So John wick and DND this weekend? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:12:17): | So this is what we've come to. Pure awesomeness |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:41:48): | I'm so down for both though. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (08:47:14): | Want to catch a matinee on Saturday |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:54:13): | Busy Saturday |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:00:16): | ah damn you J boy |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:00:31): | sunday im busy, seeing red hot chili peppers in philadelphia |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:00:36): | and then im seeing a concert. WORDPLAY |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:06:33): | Might be free Saturday night, but definitely busy during day |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:07:44): | Sucking Dick again there Joshy Boy |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:08:33): | Red hot philly peppers huh |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:08:48): | yea haley got me tickets as my bday present |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:09:02): | So she hates you |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:09:12): | gonna eat some steaks with cheese whizz then watch old men pretend to be a spicy vegetable |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:09:13): | if someone got me tickets to go to philly |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:09:19): | i would end the friendship |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:10:33): | personally i like philly better than nyc |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:10:38): | yea i said it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:10:45): | Personally you can go die in a fire |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:11:38): | Philly is the worst city ever |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:11:53): | Its the AT&T of Cities |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:13:40): | nah, boston. boston is the worst |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:13:55): | or should i say BAWHSTAHN |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:14:14): | Hotlanta is pretty bad |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:14:28): | can't forget portland, liberal central |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:14:31): | but i also just base cities on sports rivals |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:14:35): | Philly is ok |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:14:58): | me too. i mean i've only been to boston once lol. \xa0and it was actually a good trip. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:15:12): | The good parts of it are smaller than the good parts of NYC, but philly is much nicer and cleaner imo |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:15:27): | I hate Philly, DC (exepect the musuems), Foxworth, NJ whent he Jets play and the bronx |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:15:33): | also Chicago |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:16:39): | the nice part of DC is nice |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:17:09): | Brian where's the concert, is it in Camden |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:17:12): | never been to chicago but i've met people with heavy chicago accents and they're just ridiculous |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:17:44): | its on Martin Luther King Boulevard across the tracks in Camden, NJ |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:18:03): | tickets say on it to bring my own protection |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:20:37): | Condoms it is |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:43:15): | So i reactivated my twitter so I can harrass ted cruz online |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:43:18): | i found my old tweets |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:43:24): | and honestly i think they're much funnier than rene's lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:44:05): | even the dad joke ones |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:46:26): | Metropark is not as fun or flamboyant as it name implies. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:46:38): | this is the kind of lazy standup rene should be doing |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:17:13): | Why do jews love soccer? All the free kicks. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:17:27): | rene's act could use some casual anti-semitism as well |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:18:14): | Why do Jews make the best defencive football player, they are always trying to the Quater Back |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:18:52): | Do you think before phones that somewhere someone broke up with someone over morse code? It is like decoding a very disappointing puzzle. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:18:56): | Just saw a squirrel with no tail. Makes me wonder what my life would be like if I was a squirrel with no tail. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:19:09): | im happy im not cringing as bad as I thought at my old tweets lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:19:26): | unlike facebook |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:38:11): | Mine are all dick pics |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:41:31): | So Since people say not my president, does that mean they dont follow the laws and does that mean i can own them as slaves ? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:47:48): | Just kill all your masters and lets be done with it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:01:20): | classic marc, trying to find a slavery loophole like always |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:50:50): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:57:27): | seems legit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:30:02): | http://imgur.com/7cJB0aY |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:34:28): | Hey don't silence him because he's a racist! Let's hear his opinion WHY certain races are inferior in this market place of ideas! |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:35:53): | you're just afraid something he says will stir up some feelings in you \ufffd |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:36:03): | he'll say something about the Negro Menace |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:36:10): | and you'll roll over in bed and see Tyrone with your wife |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:36:25): | and all of a sudden this is some Fucked Up Cucked Up Shit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:38:21): | Listen if my wife is in my bed with another man, ill kick the guy out and yell at my wife, she knows she cant go on the furniture |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:38:33): | thats for me and my hookers |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:38:39): | dumb bitch |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:39:22): | if you dated a girl for 6 months then found out she was a hooker |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:39:24): | wwyd |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:40:12): | Depends, used to be a hooker or still is while we are dating and didn't tell me? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:40:29): | if she thinks she is getting 6 months of back pay shes got another thing comin |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:40:45): | I'd ask why she's giving me for free what she charges everyone else for, what is she a commie? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:40:59): | I should be paying for this business transaction |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:41:13): | Also ask how her insurance is through her pimp |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:41:21): | Because if I could switch to it that'd be great |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:41:23): | being a hooker sounds great! |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:45:14): | I met a transgender hooker this weekend in Baltimore. She propositioned me for money on the basis of transgender rights, denying me the opportunity to get sex |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:45:43): | Fucking liberals are destroying the world's oldest profession |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:46:00): | Sex work should be legal tbh |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:46:06): | \ufffd |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:46:12): | then i'd have a solid side hustle |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:46:15): | And trust me it's WORK |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:46:25): | ugh i gotta clean out my asshole AGAIN? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:46:40): | I'm not joking either. This happened on Sunday night |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:47:06): | so did you bang her |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:47:19): | or did you just go home like a cuckservative |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:47:26): | The latter |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:47:38): | FUCKING CUUUUUCK |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:47:46): | Zach gave her a quarter, if I remember correctly |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:48:18): | Lol that's kind insulting |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:48:30): | Of* |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:48:37): | No one carries cash anymore |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:48:59): | Venmo is also killing the hookers |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:49:06): | Should have asked for her venmo name |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:49:24): | Then there's a paper trail |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:49:43): | Better paper trail than a snail trail |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:02:13): | dont lie, you know josh dropped a bitch for moving in on his game |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:03:08): | I pay my drug dealer on venmo, I always have to come up it a reason. I think next time it will be "for being a true friend" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:03:45): | you think i type in transgender hooker fight into google at work id get caught |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:04:05): | then rub one out |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:05:39): | That's what the handicap stall is there for |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:21:57): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:34:16): | You know David is tagging josh pinto so they can both laugh at this |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:37:08): | i want to get shitty drunk this weekend |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:37:10): | whose in |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:39:46): | Getting you drunk? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:40:06): | i dont have enough money |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:43:02): | I'm like a week sober from drinking and don't plan on breaking. I'll get stupid high though if that's up your alley. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:43:13): | Also that too I'm a broke ass bitch and I'm about to bitch it up |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:45:01): | i meant that i do not have enough money to get marc drunk |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:45:10): | but i also need to save more lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:45:56): | Ah well I'm actually broke with no unemployment and tutoring being a little slow |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:46:47): | have you considered getting bootstraps |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:48:15): | I can't afford boots :( |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:54:11): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:54:18): | Thank you Steve Yobs! |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:56:47): | now thats what i call a shitpost |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:02:07): | Men of the Next Generation of Business, I need a second job. Gimme some ideas. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:04:26): | Wyzant.com |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:04:30): | Upwork.com |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:04:36): | Craigslist.com - M4M |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:11:49): | Maybe I'll be a voice actor. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:12:05): | How hard could it be |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:12:15): | I have a tongue |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:12:18): | And lips |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:15:26): | read ebooks |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:15:32): | or hit up felix and work at dankstop lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:15:46): | I have a recruiter I can connect you with |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:15:47): | i think you can sign up for audible to be a reader there |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:16:35): | she might be getting me a data entry/answer phone type of gig for 13 an hour across from woodbridge mall. i'm actually super excited for a job with more straight forward responsibilities lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:16:36): | or uber \ufffd |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:16:37): | I'll finally have a reason to read erotic romance novels |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:19:29): | sign up to be in some reality shows |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:19:53): | you want to get drugs tested on you? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:19:55): | my mom does that for extra cash |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:20:06): | you happen to have lower back problems? there's a 900 dollar study going for it right now lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:20:45): | is your mom really doing that lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:20:46): | im thinking of feigning lower back pain |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:20:52): | she does it all the time |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:21:10): | that's like collecting soda cans level of desperation |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:21:16): | a lot of times its 'let us take a pic of your face, use this face cream for 2 weeks, then we'll take another pic' |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:21:22): | idk some of her studies give her a few hundred bucks |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:21:26): | and all she has to do is go to this place twice |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:21:32): | oh i thought it was like signing up to test new drugs in clinical trials lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:21:37): | nooo |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:21:37): | lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:21:43): | thats for the homeless and animals |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:21:52): | same thing am i right fellas |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:23:00): | Yup |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:23:28): | lol look at that jew |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:29:39): | Think I could sell myself as a writer/ creative writer on this Upwork site? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:30:30): | maybe |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:42:21): | you need to have writing samples that arent about bird sodomy |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:42:46): | Also |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:42:53): | alot of things are solived with spikes |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:42:57): | Do it Josh |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:42:58): | unwanted pregancy |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:49:46): | Cmon become a data entry monkey like me. It'll be like workaholics. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:50:34): | Let's all do that. Fuck your current career paths. Project workaholics 2: More Workahol is now in effect. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:54:19): | Can I be topher. But you know with out the |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:54:28): | Liking Justin Bieber |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:54:59): | He's one of the best one episode characters in any show lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:01:15): | Show is still good actually |
| Thursday, 09 February 2017 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:36:07): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:00:45): | https://i.redd.it/nv8muzwedsey.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:01:57): | I was given a fifth of vodka at work |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:02:02): | i put it in my draw |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:02:09): | and was told to keep in on my desk |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:02:18): | i still put it in th edraw |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:04:08): | You rebel |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:57:16): | https://i.redditmedia.com/5xg7yhvE4qFU4QialjyKph8QjsySebm7Cj3VQQevoMY.jpg?s=206d169652f304de42e0d74b0c00e34f |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:10:19): | Lol feat. Pitbull |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:10:55): | Hands off (that thermostat) is a banger |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:36:27): | I started watching videos of british paralemnts |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:42:02): | http://splitsider.com/2017/02/amy-poehler-h-jon-benjamin-and-john-roberts-developing-edison-hbo-comedy/ |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:43:09): | yea its a small town thats the 5th most popular part of NJ |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:43:48): | And a major commuter hub to NYC lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:43:55): | Look at me |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:47:01): | whats his twitter |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:47:06): | i want to shit talk him |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:47:32): | H Jon Benjamin |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:48:15): | i thought it was John Roberts idea |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:48:22): | ill shit post them all |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:48:34): | Now is our time to shine boys |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:48:44): | We can get in early. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:48:51): | Suck a dick here and there |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:49:01): | Flick a tit |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:50:19): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:07:36): | We are all gunna shit talk John Roberts on twitter right |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:07:40): | I'm trying to think of something good |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:16:49): | Let the shit talking commence |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:17:08): | Looks like he hit a nerve lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:17:32): | It's literally my life he is saying is impossible |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:17:56): | If he wants to visit I'll pick he up from The train |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:18:01): | Take him in a tour |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:18:16): | Plus I also love shit talking |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:19:50): | Brings me back to my black ops 2 days |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:12:35): | Dear White People |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:12:38): | Die |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:12:44): | Love, Dave Chappelle |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:13:36): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:30:23): | You guys see everyone bitching about the trailer for "dear white people" lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:31:17): | The mtv thing |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:35:09): | What thing |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:36:02): | https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=/amp/s/dailydot.relaymedia.com/amp/upstream/alt-right-netflix-boycott-dear-white-people/&ved=0ahUKEwjjt7XlsYTSAhWDJCYKHTHsD40QqUMIHDAA&usg=AFQjCNFg4EzaRAjzArrAroHiJt-wypZaLw&sig2=5b5HvwEH_9mF-2Y5n7YIPA |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:37:08): | So the alt right are now the whiney liberals? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:37:19): | What has the world come to |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:39:30): | http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/white-genocide.jpg |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:40:10): | You ever wonder why nobody forces Somalia or Zimbabwe to accept immigration? (((Hmmmmmm))) |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:41:09): | Search white genocide in group me for lots of choice pics |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:46:35): | They are trying to get the angry white and sjw audience and trying to get social points |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:46:50): | It's not gunna take off |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:46:57): | Most people hate controvesy |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:48:49): | Most black people are too busy overreacting to magic tricks and having speakerphone conversations in public anyway to watch the show |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:53:37): | I heard the movie it's based on is good. It's supposed to be satirical from what I've read on the internets |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:55:46): | Same I heard that too |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:56:00): | Will it soothe my crushing white guilt? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:56:35): | It's appreatly a look at black and white |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:56:44): | Well it's about black people in a mostly white ivy league school |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:01:07): | It supposed to be a good movie |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:01:19): | They are worried it will go off the rails though |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:01:35): | And then.... white genocide |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:02:58): | Nah that's just stupid people |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:03:24): | The guy who wrote the movie said "it's a love letter to my white boyfriends" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:03:48): | Suuuuuure |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:03:58): | You're alt WRONG |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:00:55): | From what I've heard and looked up. The people who hated dear whote people the most. The movie. Was black people |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:02:22): | It apparently tackles homophobia in the black comminty as well. And the dumb nig nogs be all boy we don't like them gays and we do t like you |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:35:19): | how do people have the time and energy to give a shit about this stuff |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:35:41): | like do they have so little going on in their lives that they scour the internet to find tv show trailers to get angry at |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:36:37): | Well, they're too uninformed on other subject matter, so they choose an easy target |
| Friday, 10 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:13:19): | The was some I am very smart shit there josh |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:28:02): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:02:30): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:02:44): | Take that Ivanka! |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:11:49): | This country is fucking retarded |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:11:58): | Burn it to the ground and start over |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:12:15): | Pete |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:12:27): | Oh comrade my comrade |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:12:55): | Start a new libertarian utopia |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:13:03): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:21:06): | so close yet so far, huh |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:21:14): | i bet you didnt think you'd radicalize me the wrong way |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:23:23): | you know how to abolish cops killing unarmed black men? abolish the police, it's so simple |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:24:11): | Oh I thought you meant libertarian as it was originally used, meaning a socialist and thought "wow Petes woke" , not a propaganda cuck who follows the right wing definition of libertarian that corporate America invented in the early 1900s |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:30:16): | no you nerd |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:34:50): | Stay asleep pete |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:35:14): | That's how woke tweens will start to insult people |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:36:36): | nighty night |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:36:49): | We have to start shaming people for not being aware of the world around them and sheeple is a joke now |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:54:29): | Sleeple |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:16:35): | Given the current popular usage of the word cuck, you think there are 8th graders out there dreaming of growing up to be a bull? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:20:31): | Or growing up to be a cuck |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:21:42): | I'm sure there's a substitute teacher called Mr. Cook out there who has to deal with kids calling him Mr. Cuck on the reg |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:23:22): | And then his wife calls him the same thing at home |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:45:19): | http://www.avclub.com/article/steve-bannon-used-be-ceo-world-warcraft-gold-farmi-250081?utm_content=Main&utm |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:46:43): | What an odd time to be alive |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:47:08): | i know right lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:49:15): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:49:46): | And then |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:49:47): | http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/60s-spiderman-out-of-fucking-nowhere.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:50:49): | RED WHITE AND BLUE, coincidence I think now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:52:22): | You know spidermans webbing only lasts and hour, for 2 reasons, 1 easy clean up |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:52:23): | and 2 |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:52:24): | Red for the color of the best states in the land. \n\nWhite, well, cause you know why.\n\nAnd blue, for the two oceans that separate us from them damn commies |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:53:25): | because they didnt want him selling it and getting rich |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:53:35): | know i know why marvels logo is RED |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:01:54): | Just told Jessie that I don't want to be the one to explain to our son why he is losing all his girlfriends to black men because he will be 5'3" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:04:35): | Her response? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:04:57): | "You have Manlet genes inside you" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:14:54): | You are all a bunch of faggots |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:47:39): | How did my dad get on this chat |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:57:10): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:57:57): | Whom'st |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (23:01:02): | So I just had to look this up to make sure whom'st isn't a real word. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:12:04): | It is a word... in the fourth dimension |
| Saturday, 11 February 2017 |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (00:12:20): | I'll be around tomorrow night if DnD is still an option |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:47:39): | http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-police-anal-rape-suspect-truncheon-paris-officer-accident-sodomised-expandable-baton-theo-a7572581.html?cmpid=facebook-post |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:20:24): | "his expandable baton slipped into the man's anus by accident.\xa0" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:29:26): | I wonder if the sayerville football team who raped that freshman also just had a whoopsie daisy and the whole thing is one big curb your enthusiasm - type misunderstanding |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:29:48): | What they don't tell you is the freshman said before it happened "I bet I can fit your fist up my ass" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:38:18): | It's a real issue. Batons slipping into anus |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:38:54): | Happens to me once a week |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:44:05): | How was John Wick? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:56:33): | So damn good |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:56:42): | Better than the first imo |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:57:02): | Did he finally take the blue pill? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:25:57): | He took both pills and raged |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:55:12): | That is an understatement |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:24:49): | looks like my idea was already made |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:24:50): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGpZ9xaQLYQ&feature=youtu.be |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:43:08): | Hey guys. Stupid liberal media is freaking out because North Korea just tested ballistic missiles while the Japanese PM is visiting the USA. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:30:35): | Liiiiiberals get out |
| Sunday, 12 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:57:50): | Trump won't do nothing. He will wait for Godzilla \n |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:07:36): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:19:34): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:21:03): | It's just clocks |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:22:08): | wanna bring em to the white house? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:22:54): | Was Ahmed on military time? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:24:10): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:24:38): | one of the best instances of conservative butthurt |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:24:45): | I believe in a word where everyone can do what they are great at. Blacks robbing and murdering. Whites mass shootings and embazelment. Mexicans rape and murdering. Arabs rape and murder. Asian's self murder. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:25:50): | Japanese, create tentacle robots to rape underaged girls |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:30:55): | Basically everyone's good at killing people? Lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:31:14): | Rapebots don't kill, brian |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:31:23): | Then they'd be killbots |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:31:27): | Unless you're into that |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:31:39): | Oh right killbots |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:31:48): | I can't get off to porn unless I know the girl is dead |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:32:01): | Anyone have any suggestions for things to do in Philadelphia |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:32:14): | Go to mac's tavern |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:32:17): | Going there soon, seeing Red hot chili peppers at 730 but will have some downtime before |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:32:39): | Get a cheesesteak at Jim's on South Street |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:33:04): | Jessie says that's the real place philly people go, Gino's is for tourist shoebies |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:33:14): | Ok I was wondering because I know genos is popular but I hear overrated |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:33:16): | Exactly lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:33:55): | Monk's Cafe |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:34:13): | What's that |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:34:32): | Really good beers and generally just a very chill spot |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:34:35): | Some sort of cafe? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:34:47): | More like a pub |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:34:51): | World famous |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:35:36): | Can't go wrong with south street or cANAL st |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:36:40): | Or do historic shit in center city |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:39:06): | Or leavephilly andburn it |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:36:09): | I'm gonna burn uber to the ground first |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:36:31): | We tried using it to get us to Macs Tavern and it just refused to work lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:54:35): | Maybe you didn't have reception or something? That's weird |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:55:05): | Did you end up going? It's just a regular bar but there are pictures of the gang there, and the bartender told me some people from the show pop up there once in a while |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:10:30): | Yea I heard that and that's what I was hoping for. Instead we went to Philly stadium right across the parking lot and had some food drinks at their restaurant area. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:10:35): | Either way fuck uber |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:11:11): | Once I release commission free Us-ber, they're finished ya dig. The disruptor has become disrupted |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:49:11): | let's play a game, guess how much it cost me to have a CT scan before insurance |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:49:30): | 0 dollars. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:49:37): | Sorry 1 dollar bob |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:49:39): | \ufffd |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:49:42): | little higher than that |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:49:48): | We are playing price is right rules right |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:50:06): | Well pete why didn't you have insurance. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:50:19): | oh i do, but insurance can only cover so much |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:50:41): | Did you spend your ductable of those butt implants again? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:50:48): | those were a gift |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:50:59): | How much tho |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:51:01): | i am so fucking livid right now lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:51:14): | Let the hate flow through you |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:51:19): | ok so i had a 3 minute conversation with a doctor where he told me that i should get a CT scan. then the actual scan |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:51:19): | How much was it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:51:23): | Together: $1831 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:51:33): | insurance covered $1,222 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:51:39): | so I pay $608 out of pocket |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:51:53): | On top of your monthly payment still |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:51:56): | God damn |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:52:12): | Profiteering off of people's health was a mistake |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:52:12): | and these motherfuckers had the gall to charge me $13 for the solvent you have to drink for the CT scan lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:52:17): | the problem isnt even the insurance IMO |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:52:29): | it's the fact that I got charged $1800~ for a simple procedure |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:52:34): | Well insurance and doctors battle |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:52:38): | Insurance fights doctors |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:52:40): | guess how much it cost to talk to a doctor for approx 3 minutes to get recommended |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:52:45): | $217 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:52:49): | So doctors have to charge 100k just to get 7k on average |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:53:03): | So it's a battle uphill and the only loser is the patient |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:53:10): | oh boo hoo, he only made 7k talking to me for 3 min |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:53:40): | No I'm saying if you owed 1861 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:53:54): | Then he probably charged insurance 15k just to get that |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:54:01): | Because they fight each other |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:54:22): | idk how people think this is a good system lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:54:27): | now im going to have money problems for a bit |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:54:31): | And so doctors compensate by charging more, insurance by arguing more. And the only one really fucked is you |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:54:36): | That sucks |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:54:36): | yup |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:55:08): | so what we have learned today is to never go to the doctor unless you are on your deathbed |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:56:56): | Hey capitalism has never killed anyone! |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:57:57): | What you think it's wrong for the patent owners of heroine overdose medication to raise prices from 600 a shot to 4500 s shot overnight? It's the it intellectual property! |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:58:02): | Their* |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:59:00): | this is just for a test too lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:59:08): | not even a procedure to help me |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:59:14): | just to see if anything is wrong lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:59:17): | God damn |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:59:32): | prob going to be my last doctor visit unless i have to go to the ER again |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:59:37): | Idk how anyone is against preventative medicine being free |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:59:46): | At the very least |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (21:00:02): | That really sucks |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:00:17): | yea its fucked up |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:00:20): | thanks OBAMA |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:01:06): | Wait |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:01:22): | They took the trashcans off the subway after 9/11 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:01:31): | But they are still on NJ Tranist |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:01:52): | Seems about right. You want someone to end it all when you take the NJ tranist |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:14:23): | I missed a lot, but Pete, God damn. I jizzed a little. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:17:09): | This is what happens when you interfere with the free market, Josh |
| Monday, 13 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (05:47:25): | Lemonade didn't win album of the year. Grammies are racist |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:40:56): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:13:47): | Damn |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:13:51): | I got sucessful |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:13:53): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:14:24): | Harry Potter and the UN Sanctions |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:36:37): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:55:23): | Just so you guys know, Haleys grandfather that she lives with in old bridgr passed ok Saturday night of a heart attack. Wake is Wednesday 4-8 pm I believe I will confirm if you want to go. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:56:24): | Let us know regardless |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:57:10): | Will do |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:57:57): | Yea let us know |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:59:03): | I wont be able to make it, but let me know where to send flowers |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:59:28): | Absolutely |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:59:44): | It has not been a kind 12 months for her |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:00:18): | Yeah I can't imagine how hard this must be |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:21:56): | I know this is about Haley losing loved ones, but Pete, Thats what she said |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:22:06): | i will board my bus to hell mow |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:02:54): | Lmao honestly haley would appreciate that. She has made some really dark jokes to me about her situations. Gotta laugh so you don't cry |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:03:04): | And here's something to laugh at - |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:03:06): | http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/02/hillary-clinton-is-running-for-president-again-214766 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:04:09): | Someone needs to just put her down |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:07:06): | third time's a charm \ufffd |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:07:58): | You think she watches the news and every time she hears "President Trump" she just starts to twitch a little |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:08:17): | its the only thing that helps me get through the day |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:08:34): | Bill Burrs new netflix stand-up is pretty good btw watch it last night. It was recorded before the election though |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:20:39): | do you think he is racist like dave chappelle? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:22:16): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:49:21): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:50:55): | i found this tweet so funny for some reason |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:01:40): | That's not real is it lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:02:14): | It is, I saw it cuz Chris Evans retweeted it |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:02:41): | Lol I gotta check out #WhiteGenocide |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:02:49): | Really makes you think.... |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:07:48): | Ok now I'm looking at people who self describe as nationalist and want all white countries this is nuts lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:10:28): | Apparently jews are behind white genocide lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:10:53): | "Why are only white countries forced yo become diverse?" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:12:00): | Check out @navyhato's Tweet: https://twitter.com/navyhato/status/827703401928482817?s=09 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:12:52): | Lolol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:13:17): | How come nobody asks The Congo to take in Syrian refugees? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:13:23): | Really makes u think |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:14:44): | How come everyone wants to come to white countries? It's cause we're successful and is no way connected to these white countries history of colonialism and draining of other countries resources |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:16:12): | Check out @j14reb's Tweet: https://twitter.com/j14reb/status/827686548455948289?s=09 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:16:36): | Well this is not only incredibly stupid but also scary people believe this |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:17:26): | Dafuq is capitalized communism? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:17:51): | COMMUNISM |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:19:17): | Liberal democracy is if you take communism and then turn it into the opposite of communism |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:25:11): | in other news, take this test, it's fun |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:25:12): | http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=0 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:25:19): | it's pretty accurate |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:31:03): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:31:38): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:31:52): | For some reason my screenshot was sideways lol but yea I got philadelphia/NY/Newark |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:32:27): | https://heatst.com/culture-wars/black-lives-matter-leader-says-white-people-are-sub-human-and-suffer-from-genetic-defects/ |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:32:42): | You want to lose support for your movement |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:32:57): | cause thats how you lose support for your movement |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:36:04): | Well, she's Canadian so we're all good |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:36:22): | Hey i dont want her fucking up Hockey |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:36:36): | you white so you blend in with the ICE |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:36:45): | thats why black people hate it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:37:38): | https://srxa.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/running-in-the-snow.jpg%3Fw=1200 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:37:41): | Look at that |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:37:45): | natural camoflage |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:37:52): | like fucking ninjas |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:38:13): | https://chasingbirdswithdrunkards.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/snow-pixie.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:38:28): | theres a girl in that shot, not just a floating hat |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:39:59): | http://nypost.com/2017/02/13/mom-recalls-moment-she-learned-daughter-killed-herself-over-viral-sex-tape/?link=TD_heatst_articles.47942&utm_source=heatst_articles.47942&utm_campaign=circular&utm_medium=NYPOST |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:40:08): | you think the tapes on porn hub? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:44:13): | https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--YtThXNH8--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/wy9kc9rfb0pznlkhvuw8.gif |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:44:18): | Keep the sport pure |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:44:34): | Pure hatred |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:45:26): | All Sports Matter |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:47:36): | https://i.reddituploads.com/8e1c6fa98f2f4c0f830246742f29e91a?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=194946cfc54af85fa9d3e2e4ebdef190 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:47:44): | Which one of y'all did this |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:06:59): | Football is a game whose governing structure is literally a socialist regime. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:07:11): | Profit sharing, YES! |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:07:27): | Worst team gets first draft pick, YES! |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:07:42): | What's not to like |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:07:57): | The NFL is exemplary |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (23:38:25): | Michael Flynn resigned |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (23:38:53): | Less than 1 month in. |
| Tuesday, 14 February 2017 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (00:42:43): | Good effort, Flynn |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (00:46:49): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (00:47:30): | wut |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (00:47:59): | I guess you don't speak millennial |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:36:18): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:09:50): | I did it, I beat all those fat women today and won money (after a coffee assisted shit and an hour on the treadmill for the last half pound). Next stop, more fat ladies money |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:12:37): | happy MALEentine's day |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:13:29): | Oh shit just realized I beat these fat women on Valentine's day |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:13:43): | Man i want in on this online thing |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:13:46): | NO MERCY |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:13:54): | ill just cut weight like in wrestling |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:13:59): | do it marc |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:14:00): | we could run a racket |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:14:06): | they have no idea how to cut like wrestlers do |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:14:18): | Cmon let's try again in March get at me fat ladies |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:14:23): | Just download DietBet |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:14:23): | when you sign up are you put in a weight class with men and women? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:14:27): | It's an app |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:14:35): | Everyone's in the same pot |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:14:38): | "I lost 5lbs in 2 Weeks" "I lost 5lbs in 2 hours" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:14:41): | lets say i weight 190lbs, am i put up against 190lbs men and women? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:14:51): | what about 285? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:14:54): | You're put against everyone who signed up for that specific game |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:14:58): | do we have a regluation scale? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:14:59): | that sounds really unfair lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:15:15): | the 190lb person could be a 5'2" woman and a 6'2" man |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:15:21): | Hey |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:15:24): | They signed up for it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:15:28): | lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:15:32): | V O L U N T A R I L Y |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:16:01): | I just have a digital scale marc |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:16:29): | I think they require digital scales to prevent people from messing with a regular scale lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:16:38): | But I'm not sure |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:16:42): | i can fuck with a digtial scale |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:16:48): | Oh I have |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:16:57): | Just put some tissues under the pads |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:17:03): | Or a cloth |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:17:08): | Takes off a few pounds |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:17:33): | or snort helium |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:17:34): | ez money |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:18:03): | My lack of job and income really motivated me this morning to not lose my 150 lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:18:14): | I don't get how poor people are fat! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:18:16): | also rub one out |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:18:19): | cuts some wieght |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:19:24): | Lol I had coffee to shit, was thinking of shaving if i got desperate but luckily it didn't come to that. And didn't drink any water till I was done. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:19:32): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:19:36): | Senpai noticed me |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:21:54): | they're practically giving these sexboxes away! |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:22:10): | Xbox! You know what I like |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:22:27): | Hey Sexbox, do you have any more... adult games? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:22:48): | Something M, Mature. You know what, actually I'm feeling T, for teen ;) |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:22:50): | INITIATING RAPE SIMULATOR 2K17 SEQUENCE |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:23:50): | Thanks EA you really knocked Rape Sim out of the park this year! |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:23:57): | #RapeOfTheYeae |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:24:30): | i cant wait to preorder the Rape Sim 2k17 DLC |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:25:00): | The hentai add-on |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:30:49): | Alot of the real rape is hidden behind a pay wall |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:31:54): | https://pics.onsizzle.com/donald-j-trump-nochilitr-were-gonna-build-a-wall-well-10498422.png |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:32:33): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:36:54): | SQUID! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:43:18): | so im undermining a girls relationship on valetines day |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:43:24): | cuase i want to |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:47:54): | im terrible |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:50:10): | whatd you do |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:54:50): | I did like a weird Dennis Medthod |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:55:07): | I demostrated value that i was better then her boyfriend |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:55:38): | i engaged phycially since we already hooked up once |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:55:53): | I made her want to talk to me and nurtured dependence |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:56:17): | oh you already hooked up huh |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:56:31): | now im neglecting her realtionship and inspiring hope that i might want to have one with here |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:56:43): | so ill have her break up with her boyfirend |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:56:47): | take her to piund town |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:56:49): | and bounce |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:56:51): | DENNI so far |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:56:53): | you just need that S |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:58:06): | She will S the D |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:58:22): | then ill E her P |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:58:32): | and B my L over her Ts |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:59:12): | Damn bro |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:59:22): | Im not a role model |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:59:56): | http://www.azquotes.com/quote/18435 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:11:06): | so yea totally just destroyed this girls realtionship |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:11:11): | whats next?\\ |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:11:25): | Already? It's only 11 am loo |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:11:41): | Im a good story teller, |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:12:00): | i make the best DM and the best guy who is a home wrecker |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:15:15): | What was your DM |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:16:50): | hes talking about Dungeon Master |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:16:55): | not DM me tbh fam smh lit |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:17:18): | we are all born again virgins now |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:12:25): | Got into GW you plebs. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:12:52): | I AM THE ELITE CLASS |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:31:18): | Congrats |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:31:34): | Gracias |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:31:35): | You gon do some book learnin now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:02:33): | you got into Gay Weebos |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:02:35): | nice |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:03:13): | this calls for a celebration, im making tshirts |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:05:06): | what are you going for |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:06:31): | Public Policy |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:07:22): | i cant wait for you to go into government |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:07:26): | i want to be the fixer |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:09:10): | The fixer? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:10:46): | i fix stuff |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:10:51): | you kill a hooker |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:10:55): | i hide hte body |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:11:10): | you have aids and need it to be a secert i kill your mistress |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:11:25): | you gay, i hid it and send you to jesus |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:11:56): | someone black mailing you, i kill em |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:12:04): | Ah. You're hired |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:12:09): | okayu |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:12:25): | i know you like touching kids, so we will just say you love pIzza |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:13:02): | so it will be code |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:13:13): | you want a small pie with extra cheese |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:13:16): | small asian boy |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:13:34): | want a meduim pepporni\xa0pie, a 12 year old red head |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:13:59): | buy one get one |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:14:04): | conjoined twins |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:18:43): | i will send you some pizza realted maps |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:18:57): | hell yea |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:19:00): | thats a solid t-shirt idea |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:19:05): | pizza related map |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:19:40): | it will be us states ranked by their overall pizza quality vs age of consent |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:20:51): | http://factual-content.s3.amazonaws.com/marketing/blog/embedded/2013-11-08-image_2.png |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:22:22): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:22:58): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:23:13): | there we go |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:23:28): | @Inferior Jewish Overlord you're the data guy, get to work with this |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:23:31): | find the pattern |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:25:15): | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/021/464/14608107_1180665285312703_1558693314_n.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:28:06): | The higher your age of consent, the more likely you have less pizza places per captia |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:28:24): | http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_in_content_image/pizza-map-estately_o2tue0.jpg |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:29:02): | we are about to crack this racket wide open |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:29:18): | BRIAN!!!!! |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:29:31): | WE DEMAND ANSWERS |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:29:40): | http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/029/disgusted-mother-of-god.png |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:35:56): | my coworkers just realized i look like Nick Frost |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:37:52): | they thought it was this huge relavation |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:38:04): | i told them that it was mt fraternity nickanme |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:42:28): | Damn I leave for 15 minutes and everything goes to SHIT |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:47:08): | PIZZA AND CONSENT. GET TO WORK. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:49:27): | Let's find the correlation |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:49:30): | This is just the tip of the (((iceberg))) |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:49:40): | Iceberg |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:49:43): | Berg |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:49:45): | Or should I say (((Goldberg))) |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:49:47): | Oh my god |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:05:12): | http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/10/most-missing-persons-state_n_6110476.html |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:05:15): | now lets take it one step further |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:52:44): | CNN and wolf bliter was in my office |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:52:54): | all i wanted to do was say fake news |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:30:37): | Make Tamriel great again |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:30:42): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:41:01): | so we talked about knocking up a one night stand and i said just sleep with dudes they cant get pregnant and a girl replied back that you should sleep with guys if you like it not casue they cant pregant |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:41:18): | so i say its 2017 you can sleep with anyone for any reason and laughed and left |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:41:35): | i thought fuck if they say something will i get in trouble |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:41:37): | then i realized |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:41:46): | i was the progseive one |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:41:58): | and im the one who was pushing for freerer\xa0love |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:42:06): | The white man wines again |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:42:10): | wins |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:46:47): | You have an interesting workplace |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:47:57): | we do what ever |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:48:17): | just gotta be super lioberal |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:51:37): | i just pretend im Haley on tumblr |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:51:40): | I HATE MEN |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:52:08): | I should be able to kill babies |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:52:19): | blah |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:52:26): | i dont know why i said Haley |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:52:30): | i just needed a girl |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:53:19): | I actually want to start a tumblr as a blog site |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:53:35): | So I can write crap and put up pictures |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:33:45): | I'm talking to a 2nd grade teacher. She is bitching about grading stuff |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:34:03): | What does she have to grade |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:01:06): | What is this no emojis. I'm surprised Jessie doesn't call of the wedding |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:02:01): | PETE DUN FUCKED UP |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:04:10): | We just cracked Pizzagate wide open and this is what you're worried about? |
| Wednesday, 15 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:31:18): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:20:44): | There are grown men playing yugioh where I get breakfast |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:21:56): | There are grown men playing yugioh where I get breakfast |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:22:44): | Send em to the shadow realm |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:25:45): | And now a bitch singing |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:34:52): | Where do you get breakfast? Lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:36:01): | https://twitter.com/balvinsanity/status/830273816869879808 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:36:21): | sausage egg and cheese on a roll with saraxha |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:42:31): | Yes but where do you get it where grown men are playing yugioh and women are singing lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:42:49): | a local food quart |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:03:13): | *Court \ufffd |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:08:12): | So I only made 12 bucks on my 150 bet but I suspect it's because the January event people still care about keeping resolutions. I think the next two months are gonna be the money months |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:08:28): | Next event starts in 5 days if anyone wants to bet ;) |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:08:44): | so you split the pot i guess |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:08:53): | also that is a shit return |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:09:40): | that is 1 to 1.08 odds |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:10:09): | its like betting on every square on roulette expect one |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:11:45): | Yea you split the pot so the more people that lose the more the winners get. January people still have this crazy notion they can change who they are. February that will all be gone |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:12:13): | Listen get some capital and we can run this racket |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:12:16): | ill train you |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:12:38): | I already won \ufffd |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:12:53): | You can sign up for multiple events at the same time lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:13:13): | They also have step bet now too which is just making X steps a day on average a month |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:13:51): | at this rate we can bet $1,050 and get $84 in winnings |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:13:56): | thats jacket money |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:15:29): | I only have enough to bet on myself in one game, anyone want some return? Split what I win if you put the initial bet on me ;) |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:15:46): | And this was a bad game. 90%+ of people won. That's not typical |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:17:13): | Also it was a short 1 month game so I guess that's easier to stick to. When you get 6 month games a lot more people lose by the end |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:21:57): | So you put in 150 but only got 12 back? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:24:42): | I put 150 bet on myself and today I received 162. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:24:45): | stop with the winky face |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:24:51): | So I made my 150 back + 12 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:24:52): | its creeping me out |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:25:02): | ;) |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:25:19): | im going to kill your DND character for that |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:25:29): | I am a vengful God |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:25:37): | You cant Kill A giant |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:25:41): | Like me |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:25:44): | Oh ok so at least you got your money back |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:25:46): | You can only hope to slow me down |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:25:57): | a gaint who asks the dragon born to re3ach the top shelf |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:26:13): | It was really high though! |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:27:07): | http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.204040284.3471/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u1.jpg |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:27:52): | I got into another school. Give it a few years and youre all gonna have to refer to me as Master |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:28:40): | which one |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:28:59): | School for Cucks |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:29:09): | University of Virginia. Home of the slave Masters. They'll really be good at making me a master |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:29:25): | ayyy congrats |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:29:26): | Bitch o got a Ph.D. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:29:27): | Teach me the ways of the traditional south |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:30:09): | I'll get a PhD one day. Then you'll have to call me doctor. Which should be embarrassing for you all |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:30:19): | Really put you in your place |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:30:33): | I ain't call you SHIT |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:30:37): | Jews #1 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:30:57): | I will not partake in your liberal elite intellectual circle jerk by calling you your made up title |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:31:06): | The south will riiiiise again |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:32:12): | i cant wait to cite Dr. Joshua Margulies whenever i want to win a debate on the internet |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:35:10): | My GOOD FRIEND Dr. Margulies says in fact that Jews do run the world and he should know, he's a jew |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:35:11): | I can't wait until Zach has to refer to me as doctor. That will piss him off so much more than anything I can scream in his face |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:40:03): | Ill have two PhD friends then |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:40:09): | and i will pit you agaisnt each other |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:40:13): | Dr. Fight |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:40:51): | http://www.lakecountyhospice.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/doctors-fighting.jpg |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:42:41): | What'd your search for "doctor boxing" |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:42:47): | ? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:44:56): | nah Doctor Fight |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:45:21): | https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/patient-doctor-bizarre-fight-25008194.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:45:26): | there are some gems |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:03:57): | Oh a picture of Obamacare! |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:06:37): | Edgy |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:08:50): | Yes I am provacative! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:31:07): | If you pee in the stall when all the urnials are open. I hate you |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:35:48): | Found the dankest meme |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:35:54): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:36:33): | This is beautiful |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:36:42): | It works on so many levels |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:28:52): | Fox News has the highest median income of the major 4 cable news networks |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:28:59): | and the highest median age |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:29:11): | GET TO WORK POOR YOUNG PEOPLE |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:29:52): | that's their target audience, old rich people. you see the commreicials? it's all invest in gold, here's how to retire, and also some military shit for the younger viewers |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:30:57): | my mom has it on right now and keeps it on most of the day. i probably watch more fox news than any other communist in america |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:08:05): | Ashton Kutcher had a senate hearing today. The former Punk'd Host and That's 70's Show star now fights sexual exploitation with his organization Thorn: Digital Defenders of Children. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:08:44): | his is the world we live in, where we are relying on Kelso to save our kids |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:09:09): | "Damn it Jackie, we have to stop the raping of Childern" "But Michael Im tired" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:10:10): | Ashton Kutcher is an odd person |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:10:36): | Stoner movie actor, punked host, space explorer, Lenovo product designer etc |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:11:54): | I just learned he has an IQ of 160 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:12:08): | not that that means anything |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:15:04): | my dick has an IQ of 210 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:16:06): | sorr Muy Dic, he is a Malaysian nuclear physicist |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:26:29): | tfw when Kelso is taller, smarter, and richer than you \ufffd |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:26:48): | hes only one of those for me |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:26:49): | Burn :( |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:27:11): | thanks to my denila |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:27:15): | thanks to denial |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:27:21): | im who ever i want to be |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:27:59): | Im not a media worker |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:28:08): | im a rapper who hasnt\xa0gotten his big break yet |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:28:13): | im not 5'9 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:28:23): | im 6'2 just havent\xa0finished growing yet |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:28:40): | You fucking manlet |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:57:36): | Who wants to get naked and watch the first season of samurai jack |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:06:41): | I haven't seen that show in a coons age |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:07:06): | I bought it on DVD |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:07:11): | It's coming back 3/11 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:57:55): | Theres a stock Market for Shoes |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:58:03): | and im actually up a few bucks |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:23:43): | https://www.instagram.com/p/BQirIETB4QR/ |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:47:43): | Nothing better than going on Reddit and reading a 2000 comment discussion about whether or not mr poopy butthole is a parasite or not |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:50:29): | Nah. We're just following the Rick and Morty from a different universe where Mr poopy butthole is real. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:50:33): | Durr |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:52:21): | Yea main universe rick and morty died back in season 1 iirc |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:53:27): | Nah. Main universe Jerry, Beth and summer were left behind. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:53:53): | Rick and Morty took over for already dead rick and Morty |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:54:43): | I think |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:01:10): | So the main universe ones are dead |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:05:45): | Also looks like Jessie and I are doing a week in Maui for our honeymoon |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:07:17): | Well, right now I think we're following a different Rick and Morty since Jerry was left in daycare |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:07:41): | You mean they got the wrong jerry? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:07:59): | Also, Pete, you're really gonna give those filthy immigrants in Hawaii your hard earned American dollars? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:08:05): | Yeah |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:08:16): | Or we have the right Jerry |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:08:40): | They are still Americans so ill be able to find solace in the local Maui Walmart |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:09:04): | Are they really Americans |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:09:13): | Barely lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:19:33): | Gonna get me some of that Maui Wowie I've been hearing so much about |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:31:45): | I just fucked up so bad |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:31:47): | Ok gringo good luck |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:32:02): | That sounds like a promising beginning of a story |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:32:26): | So I have been messing around with s few hoes. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:32:49): | And I was texting one. She was in sales and I said I'll buy you being funny |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:33:05): | I asked the type of packages are there |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:33:10): | She listed some |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:33:40): | I said what about lease to buy. Thinking haha slave |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:33:49): | Haha slave |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:34:10): | She half black? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:34:11): | You text that to the wrong girl? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:34:41): | Also, you're dipping your pen in the company ink? Tsk tsk |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:35:51): | And now she wants to call when I get home |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:35:51): | Leave it. Go to text another girl where we were gunna met I said I can do that. Wrong text |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:35:51): | She lists it out realize its like couplet shot |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:36:03): | Sooooo |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:36:05): | Yea |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:36:26): | All I want is to bang multiple chicks and not be in a relationship |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:36:36): | Is that to much to ask |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:37:04): | Wait she said go text your other hoe? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:37:16): | You should have told her she was your favorite hoe |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:37:44): | Lol she wants to call you just to chew you out for juggling girls? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:38:06): | No she doesn't know I'm juggling girls |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:38:14): | She thinks I want to be in a relationship |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:38:21): | Keep up Brian |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:38:29): | You love a sharing economy |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:40:23): | So what's the fuck up jsut sounds like you're lying about your intentions, and she doesn't know yet? Or she does know you don't want a relationship |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:40:48): | I'm lying |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:40:59): | And she thinks I want a relationship |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:41:50): | We all know relationships are stupid and marriage is a shame. How's the wedding planning pete? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:50:53): | Are you planning on banging her with her under the impression that you want a relationship? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:51:04): | At which point you're going to S, separate entirely |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:52:17): | Probs soon |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:55:18): | Congrats on your upcoming stage 5 clinger |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:55:55): | I can cut and run |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:56:08): | Or just tell her I'm not looking for a relationship |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:56:23): | Then only do anal so she can't get pregse |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:21:19): | Who's watching Sunny? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:46:52): | https://oddshot.tv/s/GEPMcz |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:59:28): | Beautiful |
| Thursday, 16 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:41:01): | Explain that's atheist |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:19:56): | My mom is telling stories she made up about me to me |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:20:30): | That time you used telekinesis to change the tv channel huh |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:21:22): | My boy Marc is so gifted. He got a perfect score on the SATs and was a ninja \n\nShut up mom |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:21:52): | Wow (((Marc))), a perfect score |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:22:47): | A perfect 2400. And he had to work hard for it since you know the\nMinorities get everything easier |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:43:40): | They sure do |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (07:45:48): | Also sunny was great |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:12:00): | my coworker is going out at lunch to buy lottery tickets with numbers that came to her in a dream lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:29:01): | she will laugh at you when she wins by the power of GOOODDDDD |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:29:07): | Or the Sandman |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:29:13): | who ever she prays to |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:19:28): | You guys want to play poker this weekend or something? I have a 3 day weekend because of Presidents' Day |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:33:10): | you mean DND |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:33:20): | you can play poker in DND |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:11:40): | damn thats going into the matrix even deeper |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:11:53): | https://www.planetoftheapps.com/ |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:11:57): | also we need to get on this show |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:12:23): | it has the holy trinity of absolute fuckin retards, Gwyneth Paltrow, Gary Vaynerchuk, and will.i.am and jessica alba (for some reason) judging peoples smartphone apps |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:12:27): | this is the time to make dickbit a reality |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:13:54): | This is the perfect place to pitch my app "dad v dad", where kids uploads pics of their dad's and swipe right on dad's they think their dad's can beat up. And when two dad's swipe riggt to each other, it's onnn |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:16:32): | It becomes a blood oath that cannot be broken |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:16:40): | They must duel |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:42:00): | Oh so the funeral it turned into a fucking curb your enthusiasm type scene |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:42:22): | Go on |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:42:53): | We drove in a funeral procession following the hearse from the funeral home to the church where the service was. And during that a car cut in between me and the last car which was a dick move but far from the worst thing to happen it would seem |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:43:19): | We get there and everyone's waiting and it turns out the hearse driver locked the keys in the hearse so they could not get the coffin out |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:43:19): | Did you guys all have the funeral signs on |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:43:36): | Like in the back window |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:44:02): | Yea we did plus hazards and we were all following a hearse. Not even a long line there was only 10 or so cars behind the hearse all with funeral signs hanging and hazard lights going |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:44:13): | But its when we got there that was the issue |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:44:18): | Ok so that guys just an asshole or loves funerals |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:44:24): | Hearse driver locked the keys in. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:44:27): | So they had to call the cops |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:44:37): | Lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:44:42): | To open up the hearse driver door so he can get the keys so he could open the back |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:44:48): | BUT THEN |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:45:10): | Somehow on the short 1 mile drive the electronic mechanism to open the rear door broke |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:45:25): | So they were able to open every single door except the one to get the casket out |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:45:30): | 2 more cops arrived |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:45:57): | The one dude kept doing the whole Larry David shoulder shrug like fuck me wtf am I supposed to do |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:46:11): | They tried opening it for 40 minutes |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:46:46): | Finally opened it riggt after they called the fire department who were about to come with the jaws of life to open a hearse. There's a joke in there somewhere |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:48:45): | It was absurd. One of haleys aunts was telling them to just crowbar it open becauae it was getting ridiculous lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:49:50): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:50:39): | That does sound like an episode of curb holy shit |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:54:04): | Yea I doubt I'll ever be in a situation like that again as long as I live lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:58:31): | yea |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:58:35): | at yoiur funeral it will happen |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:58:59): | Actually that's what I was thinking lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:02:01): | http://i.imgur.com/DbxsrKx.mp4 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:17:38): | Incredible |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:18:00): | Think of what that person could accomplish with those video editing skills if not for the crippling autism |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:04:57): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqB-EMqpsUA |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:11:59): | Starting em young |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:12:58): | #GetWokeStayWokeDieWoke\n\n#AppropriateYourHashtags |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:13:23): | Please don't appropriate |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:14:05): | Pasta fazool you gabagool. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:14:48): | That's my CULTURE you son of a bitch |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:15:03): | If I see one more god damn black man eat pizza I'm just going to lose it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:15:38): | My people died for our right to eat pizza and talk loudly in restaurants |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:15:43): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:15:56): | damn there really are pics of anything |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:15:58): | wait |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:15:59): | obama |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:16:01): | pizza |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:16:05): | (((pizzagate))) |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:16:08): | muslim |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:16:10): | sharia law |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:16:15): | communist |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:16:17): | oh my god |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:16:33): | obama wants to redisitribute children sex organs to the muslim world using pizza slang |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:16:37): | This rabbit hole goes all the way to CHINA |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:16:45): | COMMUNIST CHINA |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:14:15): | What the fuck did i miss |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:15:12): | Obama is redistributing our hot children to sharia law |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:18:58): | vbtgfbgv\n""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""HG |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:21:25): | That some kind of Jewish code? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:21:52): | Im still at work and no ones else is here |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:22:12): | What did the Globalists do to you? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:50:06): | Marc I hope you get OT lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:50:41): | I do not |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:51:07): | That sucks |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:51:41): | Ehh i love my job so we good |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:51:47): | plus we can drink at wokr |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:51:50): | That's how they get you \ufffd |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:52:08): | Soon they'll strictly be paying you in booze |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:52:12): | this trump's america now |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:52:18): | and it runs on whiskey |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:53:28): | Whiskey riots |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:41:29): | This is why trump won |
| Friday, 17 February 2017 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:16:39): | No, this is why Trump won |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:18:11): | Donald J Trump. \n\nJ! |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:24:29): | What I don't get is how Trump is a 4D chess playing fascist but at the same time is a retard Russian puppet |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:26:40): | Fascists ain't smart that's why they believe in dumb things like being superior while losing the only war they ever fought or being superior and being under the thumb of the smallest (((minority))) in the world |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:26:48): | Russia is a RUSE |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:28:18): | it just seems like two contradicting narratives in the media at the same time |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:28:42): | plotting a fascist takeover or running the country like a college freshman who just realized his midterm paper is due in 6 hours? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:29:50): | My personal take is trump is a fascist and doesn't realize it lol. He says racist shit he doesn't think is racist and doesn't realize the platform he gives to the alt right. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:30:45): | I disagree |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:31:01): | What's your take on him |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:31:14): | I think he is just a dude way in over his head |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:31:20): | I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:31:41): | SUPERMARIO BROTHERS 2 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:32:15): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqw-cP51MSQ |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:32:56): | lets not forget that trump is a 70 year old man |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:33:07): | so he says 70 year old man things |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:33:40): | my brother made a good point, at any other job if the company hired a 70 year old person would think that the employer is crazy |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:33:45): | 1 in 7 people over 70 have dementia lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:34:08): | but for the most important, most stressful job in the nation we are hiring senior citizens |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:36:31): | with that out of the way, i am kind of enjoying this new Tiny Trump meme |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:36:32): | http://i.imgur.com/3q9gcpF.jpg |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:37:11): | http://i.imgur.com/TovRidm.jpg |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:03:51): | I personally can't wait for Trumps next press conference |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:04:37): | He may be an idiot with way more power than anyone of intelligence should have, but he's great television |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:05:38): | He even said he's great for ratings. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:23:32): | So what's going on later? When did you guys wanna play pool? Or DnD? or poker? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:28:25): | Can't tonight but I'm free Sunday or Monday night if you guys are down |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:32:07): | Oh right Mondays a holiday right? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:32:12): | Dead white men day? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:44:26): | Yup thanks white guys |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:44:55): | If only we had hillary as president then it'd be dead white people day :( |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:45:28): | I'm free Sunday too |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:45:29): | 44 was a halfie |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:45:34): | Obamas half white and you know the rule, one drop of whiteness and you are white! |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:45:38): | I might not be around Sunday |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:45:39): | Andrews in town this week so I'm out till Sunday |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:17:13): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:06:10): | https://twitter.com/realalexjones/status/832656361053843457 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:06:38): | Fake & Lame |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:33:22): | FSM |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:03:31): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:42:28): | https://i.redditmedia.com/H6N0dc_T-Y4VhSFlI3QhEiqTgjOTIydIq2t5Ja2RUcs.jpg?s=add2d867c7404c42abfda4f47e9e4109 |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:42:48): | These are so good. You're right Pete |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:46:09): | I'm tiny trump! |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:47:16): | Honestly, r/DonaldAndHobbes was first to the meme, but damn is Photoshop potent |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:10:49): | No. I know my max |
| Saturday, 18 February 2017 |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (00:36:37): | https://twitter.com/adultswim/status/832747807073198080?s=09 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (08:42:08): | I miss athf |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:32:13): | Andrews in town you jogs free tonight? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:32:37): | This jog is free |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:41:10): | Sweet |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:41:17): | Well be back around 7 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:48:14): | We are Brooklyn brewery now |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:58:40): | Get crunk |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:13:22): | https://i.redd.it/zgpefwkjingy.jpg |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:15:31): | I love these lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:38:51): | I won 2 free beers |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:38:44): | So where do we want to go |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:39:26): | I don't think I'm trying to go out |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:39:50): | I'm not being Andrew to Brian's basement |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:39:58): | Like NB |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:40:08): | Or even haleys or barcade in metuchen |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:44:33): | Not haleys. But they bar in metuchen |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:44:59): | Fell being drunk st her place would be as |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:45:12): | I'm not trying to drink. I don't think Brian is either |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:46:26): | So DD |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:46:41): | I'm not around today |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:47:02): | I'll be way up north, beyond The Wall |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:26:49): | How is this even a joke? |
| Sunday, 19 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:56:35): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:20:40): | Watch out Usain |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:57:34): | https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/millennials-have-discovered-going-out-sucks?utm_source=vicefbuk&utm_campaign=global |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:57:45): | Finally we are getting media representation |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:19:10): | Vice gets me |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:21:12): | I first read the headline to mean that this was going to be an article about millennials discovering the act of getting blowjobs when they go out. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:59:25): | Here's your propaganda for the day |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:59:27): | https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/rich-people-on-holiday-876?utm_source=vicefbca |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:26:32): | So what we doing tonight |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:04:44): | Not sure what time I'll be home, but I'm down for something later. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:05:10): | Same |
| Monday, 20 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (05:39:20): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:51:46): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:52:55): | "This is a fan base question not an intellectual question", wonder what the intellectual answer to this question would be lol. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:54:29): | what the fuck did i just read lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:54:56): | My future brother in law in laws working theory of cloud v link |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:55:22): | Nick Matusek=Gokusnake |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:56:00): | But from a fan base PoV, not an intellectual analysis |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:57:09): | also having one period in there might be helpful |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:57:18): | helps to separate the retarded ideas |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:57:53): | Periods are only useful in cutscenes, I'm a battle scene kinda guy |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:58:11): | also his argument is basically that cloud is more popular than Link? which i do not think is true lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:58:14): | See clouds fighting system is more in line with my own, so I'm biased |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:58:28): | One of his points |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:58:56): | Also that cloud has magic/summons, and only needed 1 vidya to become an icon unlike LOSER LINK |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:59:07): | HAHA LINK |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:59:12): | YOU NEEDED A WHOLE FRANCHISE TO BECOME INCONIC |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:59:13): | ICONIC |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:59:35): | I swear this could become copy pasta with a few changes lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:59:42): | big time |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:10:37): | You are volunteering to be part of that family |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:10:47): | Your kids will call him uncle |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:23:23): | Uncle Nick, who would win in a fight, Cloud Strife or Link? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:23:36): | Oh boy here we go again! |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:23:45): | There's basically two schools of thought |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:23:52): | "Well boys, many years ago I wondered that same question" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:24:55): | Uncle Nick why does dad call you faggot when your not around? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:25:11): | Well there are basically two schools of thought |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:25:14): | My nightmare |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:26:52): | Uncle nick why does Dad call you a coward ass bitch when you get drunk. And says Aunt Lori could beat you in a fist only fight with no hands? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:27:36): | Aunt Lori, who would do better at the Crossfit games, Cloud or Link? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:27:58): | Ain't Lori. Why is uncle Steve in Jail? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:28:07): | *Aunt |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:28:22): | Bitcoin pyramid scheme gall guy |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:28:27): | Fall* |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:28:38): | Way is Uncle Evan in Jail? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:29:10): | He didn't believe cloud could beat link in a fight and paid the ultimate price |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (13:55:18): | Do the women in your houses and lives eat ice cream in the middle of the day? This week I've seen lori and my mom both eating ice cream at lunch time lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:57:13): | Jessie doesn't eat ice cream, my mom didn't either |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:07:23): | Only for after dinner. Like a hard no before 8 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:07:40): | Yea that's how I feel it's a at night desert thing lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:07:58): | I don't understand ice cream at noon |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:43:26): | Because it's delicious |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:40:05): | Check out @KaivanShroff's Tweet: https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/833771782154964998?s=09 |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:41:05): | Fuck off |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:58:07): | lol they just can't let it go |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:58:22): | You just can't stand a strong women in power |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:58:37): | You're fucking MALE FRAGILITY |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:59:04): | Woman... too strong... must... mansplain.... |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:59:19): | But but but where's her penis? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:10:17): | Did people protest Ford this much? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:10:33): | Nigga didn't even get elected |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:22:10): | I only watch lazy town for the plot |
| Tuesday, 21 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:26:20): | http://www.hillarybeattrump.org/ |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:26:30): | When you just can't accept it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:50:20): | #NotMyPresident |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:22:11): | Also MLS season starts in 2 weeks |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:25:57): | Hellz yea |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:40:11): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Q2ezpExQ_k0 |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:41:53): | Grilled Charlie looked good |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:48:13): | Breaking news\n\nBurger King bought Popeye's |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:48:32): | Damn Jews out trying to run the world again |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (08:50:13): | They're just going to ruin Popeyes |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:06:45): | Pop-oy-veys |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:10:56): | My plan to cheat at the DietBet worked to perfection this month. I ate a lotta carbs\\water before weighing in after a full dinner/dessert. \xa0Now it's only 3 days later of low carb and I'm down 5 lbs in just water weight. \xa0So now I have 2.5 lbs left to lose in about 27 days. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:12:05): | Are you just doing this to hustle fat women at this point lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:16:45): | Man's gotta eat |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:55:41): | Just cut weight. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:56:24): | Run with a trash bag on. And you will do fine |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:57:05): | Keep water intake to a Minimum |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:57:07): | Run |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:57:16): | Jerk it. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:57:32): | And weight yourself with a soft thing under the scale |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:57:43): | Oh I'm not worried about losing 2.5 pounds in almost 4 weeks that's easy |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:58:11): | Double up on these fatties |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:58:12): | I was just drunk most of January so I needed to do that for thar month lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:58:17): | Lose enough to cost |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:58:25): | I plan on taking em on all 12 months |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:00:34): | January is a drunk month |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:17:25): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:18:43): | lmao |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:19:11): | I knew you'd love this |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:19:27): | idk whats worse, thinking there's a new bernie in this country every 4 years (who was it in 2012, 2008, 2004?, etc), or wanting hillary CLIT-on that badly |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:24:55): | I hear her clit is HUGE |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:29:02): | there's a snuke in the snizz |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:07:18): | https://i.redditmedia.com/HPDoLqwMz_HUI8Uq_ZMn7D_fdZwe4e7sE8WIr2esxlo.jpg?s=84f68558df92622aeb0590f8740dafe6 |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:07:35): | Step up your game Marc |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:59:13): | None |
| Wednesday, 22 February 2017 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:21:39): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:10:30): | Can we never forget Brian Dyed his hair blonde senior year |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:10:36): | We don't need to remember the reason |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:10:51): | Wasn't that a soccer thing |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:10:58): | Yea |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:11:26): | And don't blondes have more fun |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:11:44): | But brunettes do it better |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:12:11): | So it's a question of whether you want to be a varsity starter or enjoy your time on the team |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:18:53): | Women found it irresistible |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:19:02): | Or they would have, if I talked to girls in high school |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:19:19): | "If only that fake blonde hunk would talk to me" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:48:39): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:48:52): | They sent out a work survey that said do you play soccer. I said no I'm not a communist |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:49:09): | Who plays a commie sport |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:49:25): | Commies? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:49:44): | Thank God Gary saved me from buying a $60 NES classic |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:50:14): | Imagine being married, 32, and this is your biggest gripe in life |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:50:22): | Puma is commie |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:51:35): | I want to hit Gary in the face |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:51:45): | I OWN TWO NES CONSOLES. YOU PLEBS ARE JUST WANNABES. WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY THEM WHEN THEY CAME OUT??? WHAT, YOU WEREN'T BORN YET??? WAHHH |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:53:07): | and I'm pretty sure ouya was a bust. Bought by Razer and skut down |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:53:13): | Shut* |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:54:08): | yea it was trash lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:54:22): | Also, Gary really really likes parentheses |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:54:40): | ((((\ufffd)))) |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:55:15): | i like how he makes fun of the NES for playing old games but wants a switch so he can play those same old games |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:55:38): | if only there was some kind of portable computing device that could be used to play these emulators |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:56:01): | One that would fit in your pocket |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:56:11): | With sound! |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:56:24): | Or even an option for headphones |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:56:41): | And maybe Bluetooth |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:56:46): | Why don't we put him on just neckbeard things and get sweet internet points |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:57:42): | I have this idea for a portable computer, someone call up Zuckerberg and tell him about my invention, the Legtop |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:10:31): | Don't forget. Today Commies were defeated by a bunch of frat boys 37 years ago |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:28:54): | Oh miracle on ice |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:28:58): | Had to look it up lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:29:15): | Fucking commie |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:05:32): | Did you not see the Disney movie |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:05:54): | It's required viewing for when we film The Unbreakable Bond |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:07:32): | I did look it up but I didn't memorize it happened on February 22 lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:08:02): | Who's fault is that |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:08:19): | Get it together |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:08:36): | I'm going to ask you next feb 22 and if you don't know I'm kicking your ass |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:19:46): | The Russians got robbed |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:20:07): | Just like the Russian people of food |
| Thursday, 23 February 2017 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:19:13): | http://gamingrespawn.com/news/19791/russian-man-murders-friend-arguing-whether-nvidia-amd-graphic-cards-best/ |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:03:41): | Gary is in Russia? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:06:32): | When you assemble all the pieces of your virginity again |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:01:59): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:10:20): | Damn I'm a bad ass and I didn't even know it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:53:49): | Who would win in a fight, Prime Mike Tyson or 50 Japanese high school girls |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:54:19): | High school girls |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:55:17): | Soon as they get to the balls, he's done for |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:56:17): | hes got a 71" reach tho |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:56:36): | the girls will never get to Mike and they're done with one punch |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:56:52): | Tyson |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:57:06): | Teach around? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:57:09): | Reach* |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:27:35): | Asians can't take hits |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:35:33): | I think there is a tranny on the elevator with me |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:35:49): | Only one way to find out |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:42:05): | Send a dick pic and see if you get one back? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:43:17): | My fraternity brother just bought a house in bum fuck PA. Now I want to know. I'm gunna spend 700 on a condo in Hoboken. What could I get for that Other places? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:44:24): | Probably 5-6 homes |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:46:34): | I could get this |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:47:13): | Do it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:47:25): | We could all live here |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:51:37): | Let's all go in on a house like that in New Hope l, PA and open a bed and breakfast |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:51:49): | Go full hipster |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:52:28): | I'd invest |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:52:45): | If you fuck ran it and I got to bang the locals. I'd invest |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:53:15): | It's a popular spot for hipster college chick's if your into that |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:53:37): | I love hairy pits |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:54:01): | I could be. I'd be there big bad capiltalist who they want to show the error of there ways by showing love |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:54:18): | Then I use her and toss her like a good capitalist does |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:54:36): | Cum Dumpster Inn |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:55:01): | You american capitalist pigs are all the same |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:55:06): | Never call :( |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:30:27): | Are you still gonna pay 700k on a condo |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:31:07): | That's our max |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:35:50): | 30 year mortgage? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:56:34): | How's that going to work with your sister |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:29:41): | It's easy |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:29:58): | Also fuck medium I can't shit talk Brian's article |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:30:05): | I even made a fake account |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:30:32): | click the speech bubble and you can leave a comment cant you |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:30:38): | at the end of the article |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:30:53): | I kept trying but it just brought me to the top of the article |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:31:01): | I'll just have to shit talk feminist posts |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:31:15): | like and retweet |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:31:17): | \ufffd |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:31:44): | I made and account named trolly McTrollerson |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:31:50): | My image is trump Pepe |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:35:25): | did you read josh's artice |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:35:31): | article* he posted one as well |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:35:35): | No |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:35:43): | I didn't get a link |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:35:59): | I can only deal with so much commie bullshit in a day |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:36:16): | I'm going to target to buy something on credit to even it out |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:36:22): | where'd you see a link to mine? FB or tweeter |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:36:24): | Only two articles on the site. Browse around ya dingus |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:37:31): | Ehh I do t browse |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:39:45): | Josh's wasn't bad |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:40:11): | I want to write one. "Why everyone who writes on this site is a faggot" |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:40:14): | not a fan of mine though lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:40:33): | You tried to hard |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:40:35): | You're kind ain't welcome here |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:41:01): | Also she as generic pronoun is grammatically wrong |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:41:14): | So get your sjw out of my communism |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:41:15): | i thought that changed |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:41:32): | It's always he |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:41:40): | Even they is in correct |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:41:40): | You're flatly wrong, Marc |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:42:09): | No I'm bigly right |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:42:21): | You just don't know right cause you so far left |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:43:15): | But for real. It was a good article. Too long for the style. You mixed like essay and conversation |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:43:38): | Stick to one. Present your views and sum it up. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:43:45): | Josh's was just funny |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:44:11): | oh wait so you think mine was good? i thought you were talking about joshes ll |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:44:12): | Funny? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:44:14): | lol* |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:44:25): | Not like funny haha funny |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:44:37): | chuckleworthy though |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:44:42): | But like though provoking we have a weird presdint way |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:44:51): | Ah |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:44:58): | Like it was showing how weird it is to have trump as president |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:45:04): | I'll take it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:45:34): | Brian's your ideas were good and you tried not to be preachy but you got lost in the format. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:46:12): | Like your shark tank bit went on a little long. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:46:22): | Didn't even need to be in it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:46:59): | I fundamentally disagree with everything in it |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:47:09): | yea you should have seen first draft. as i told marc and josh i have a bad habit of writing like math type papers. \xa0i just thought shark tank helped illustrate the point but thanks for the feedback. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:47:47): | Yea you can see the formula in it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:47:57): | You were like a robot trying to be human |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:48:00): | Go full robot |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:48:04): | Go full human |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:48:09): | The only opinion here that matters is Pete's |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:48:11): | Don't half ass both |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:48:31): | He can't he's to busy drinking whiskey with his cool new barber friend |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:48:45): | No time for us anymore and our shitty whiskey |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:49:05): | Shame on Peter |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:49:07): | I'll give em a read when I get home |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:49:20): | Good Peter |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:50:50): | Time out on the articles |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:51:02): | So I was taking a shit at the office today |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:51:44): | And I'm in the stall and guy goes to use the stale next to mine and I hear "oh what the fuck" and he walks away |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:51:54): | good start, continue |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:52:05): | I finish up and go to look at the stall. And it's just blood and shit everyone |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:52:14): | Like someone needed to go to the hospital |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:52:26): | So I wash my hands and go back to my desk |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:52:58): | My supervisor comes back and sits down and says to me and my buyer. "Did you see what happened in the bathroom" \n\nI go yea |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:53:04): | My buyer says no |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:53:20): | He goes to look. And he comes back and says he threw up in his mouth |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:53:28): | So we just talked about that all day |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:56:20): | also, unrelated, Lori is participating in the Crossfit games |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:56:30): | I'm in |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:56:33): | When is it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:56:36): | I'm watching |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:56:42): | its on youtube right now |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:56:47): | the beginning ceremonies or whatever tf |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:56:53): | Link me faggot |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:56:53): | she has to watchem |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:57:06): | Where is it in real life |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:57:10): | Also can I shit talk |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:57:29): | What the fuck is a watchem |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:57:42): | Did Lori become a cam girl? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:57:55): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ul6kHZbPFY |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:59:46): | lori says to fuck off about doing the crossfits games lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:00:15): | Good for her for sticking with Crossfit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:01:36): | Bad for her joints and spine though |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:01:57): | I will never respect a kipping pull up or bad form |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:02:28): | i got a question |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:02:35): | you got a problem with wolverwine being too tall |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:02:41): | I do |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:02:43): | but what about him not having that yellow costume? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:02:54): | is that all cool? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:03:28): | Oh shit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:03:35): | He has changed his outfit enough |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:03:39): | I do wish it was there |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:04:08): | But he does where plan clothes |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:04:16): | Often |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:04:51): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:04:53): | but we literally not once saw him in - |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:05:08): | lol loris crying over the crossfit challenge |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:06:10): | Have |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:06:22): | I'm sure he tried it on off screen |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:06:32): | basically 10 1 hand snatches with a dumb bell, then 15 burpee box jumps. repeat with snatches increasing by 10 each round up till 50 one arm snatches and then 15 burpee box jumps |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:06:43): | they have like a olympics going on right now lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:06:47): | Does she have to do that |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:06:48): | some buff woman doing it right now |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:06:57): | only if she wants to be a real one |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:07:03): | Lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:07:17): | What have you gotten yourself into Lori |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:08:03): | oh brother what did I do this time! |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:13:43): | im watching lori watching people do 1 hand squats and then burpee box jumps |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:13:56): | this is one of the dumbest things i've ever seen |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:23:18): | still going on |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:23:47): | these 2 guys doing snatches and box jump burpees |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:23:53): | 2 candaians nontheless \ufffd |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:26:31): | and now they're both throwing up now lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:28:28): | Wait, so Lori has to watch a live stream why? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:28:52): | because she's going to be doing the same thign these two people just did |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:28:59): | she'll probably be throwing up much earlier thogh |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:29:21): | Can you take a video |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:29:52): | she doesn't want us there |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:29:54): | so ill see what i can do |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:29:55): | The idea that their sport is just jumping onto a box until you throw up is funny |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:30:40): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:30:46): | Here comes the cognitive dissonance |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:31:17): | I don't do it because it's easy |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:31:20): | I do it because it's hard |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:31:30): | I'm a modern day spartan warrior |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:31:41): | I don't stop until the enemy, the workout, is defeated |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:31:57): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:58:08): | so crossfit huh |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:14:34): | http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN1621I3?il=0 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (21:15:00): | i love this shit posting pope |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (21:15:54): | first, it's communists who are most like christ. then, better an atheist than a hypocritical catholic. boy my morning tomorrow will be filled with argument |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (21:32:37): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:35:21): | Let's murder innocent men, women, and children in far off lands in order to create future terrorists harboring ill will against us.\n\nCan I be president now? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:36:18): | You guys are weird |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:36:40): | You're the libertarian here |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (21:36:55): | Weird? Or woke |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (21:37:00): | : O |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:37:12): | Weird. |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (21:38:09): | i just hate everyone in charge of our lives is that so wrong |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (21:52:52): | i just want you to kill all your masters marc that's all jeez is that so much |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:35:10): | alright lets read these articles ive heard so much about |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (23:35:48): | TheCustodian.org |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:36:19): | .org, you son of a bitch |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:38:49): | so i already read brian's thing, josh i liked yours, definitely more of just a fun piece but it was a good read |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:39:21): | interesting observation that trump's celebrity has always been on his terms, for better or worse |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:40:16): | is there some relevance to the logo |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:40:26): | what you used in place of the U in custodian |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:40:32): | or is that just a stylistic choice |
| Friday, 24 February 2017 |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (00:03:34): | It's a mathematical symbol meaning "for all" |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (00:04:41): | Really, we just needed a favicon (the little logo you see in the tab on chrome) and then I worked it into the logo where I could |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (00:04:52): | Ah makes sense |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (00:06:39): | I'm steal your line and add it into the piece actually. I like that. \n\nHis celebrity had always been on his terms. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (00:07:00): | I'm going to steal* |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (05:04:24): | http://m.imgur.com/lxVpCqu?r |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (05:04:44): | When you gotta teach those damn rebels who won the war |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:04:54): | I'm starting a right wing site to just make fun of you guys. Called the cuckstodian |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:05:15): | Talk about how trump did something right |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:05:21): | It will come to me |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:05:42): | Maybe I'll just post Pepe memes and shitty CNN screen shots |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:07:06): | If I write a peace will you publish it. It will be about how as a right wing guy. I don't like where the party is headed and if it's continues this Nu Right will ultimate lead to the downfall of the Conservative party |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:08:05): | Trump can be president for years. But he rocked the foundation of the GOP and has changed the landscape of it and politics |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:08:21): | I mean boobs right guys |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:09:22): | You know you hit it big with your site when someone makes a right wing parody site |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:10:03): | If your piece is decent, fine. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:11:51): | Bitch please |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:11:57): | It will be amazing |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:13:42): | Can I write a piece about how the govt puts Flouride in our drinking water for our "dental health" yet doesn't offer any kind of subsidized dental plans, so how come the govt cares so much about our oral hygiene but won't pay for us to see a dentist? (((Hmmmmm))) |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (09:13:45): | If you wanna write write well publish. Fuck corporate for profit news. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:14:08): | I'll do it this weekend |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:56:17): | You guys want to do something next Saturday |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:03:35): | next saturday i think im in new hope |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:04:09): | No you're thinking of Mark Hamill |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:04:29): | Oh right. Next saturday I'm inside Mark Hamill |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:07:12): | people don't do dumb things high unlike drunk peo- |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:07:13): | http://i.imgur.com/2fYKAqQ.gifv |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:41:30): | jeff sessions is right, marijuana is no good |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:05:26): | march 18th, you guys want to come to randolph and go shooting? there's a range by Jessie's place that has really good reviews |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:05:50): | we can hit up a bar in the area afterwards or something |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:06:44): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:07:17): | Sure |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:08:36): | some guy killed himself at the range in 2015 so you know it's the real deal |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:09:59): | apparently he was unhappy with the service |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:11:21): | I'm down |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:11:38): | awesome |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:16:00): | oh man, you can rent an AK47 there |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:29:16): | Damn that's awesome lol |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:29:36): | Try before I buy ;) |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:32:20): | Shut up |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:32:28): | I'm drunk and don't want to read |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:32:55): | Is half your office just a bar lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:34:07): | Pretty much. Some agencies have a bar in the building |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:34:29): | Are you Don Draper |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:34:56): | You think any of the chick's there fuck the clients |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:35:30): | Not for personal gain but due to business related fetishes |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:06:21): | oh i just cant wait to be king |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:06:41): | Ancap huh? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:58:00): | https://www.rt.com/usa/378523-donald-trump-witch-spell/ |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:58:02): | #Resist |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:43:09): | RT huh |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:49:58): | Russian Jews Today |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:16:42): | Have you guys ever been to terminal 5 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:17:13): | No |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:18:29): | Trying to find out how intense the security is |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:18:47): | No idea |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:21:40): | Terminal 5? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:22:04): | Yea the venue |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:22:16): | It's where I'm seeing RTJ, trying to see if I can sneak in weed |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:23:06): | Ah. It's RTJ. I'm sure the venue expects it. How loose is your b-hole? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:23:36): | Too loose |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:23:54): | Some NYC clubs really pat you down tho and are strict, Hammerstein ballroom was like that |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:24:25): | Stick it under your ball sack |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:24:55): | That's the first place they check in the VIP strip search |
| Saturday, 25 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:46:27): | Can Lori explain to me crossfit plates. They all look like 45s |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:46:43): | So it looks like you are cleaning 315 bits it's reall 76 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (07:13:56): | I think the 45s are 25 |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (11:23:10): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:49:42): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:51:57): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:58:16): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:59:32): | O man. Thats a good one |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:08:32): | DND tomorrow ? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:11:19): | I'm free |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:22:41): | I'll be in NYC |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:27:40): | Right |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:51:33): | Tomorrow is haleys actual birthday |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:13:56): | Does she do a birthday week thing lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:14:23): | Jessie does that |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:20:38): | Lol well birthday weekend |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:33:51): | How long was this interview was the caption |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:49:13): | Fuck you all right in the ass |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:49:46): | EVEN THEY KNEW |
| Sunday, 26 February 2017 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:50:40): | https://clips.twitch.tv/unrivaledtournaments/ElegantPigeonNinjaTroll |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:50:49): | pro smash bros player turning to his waifu for support |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:53:08): | Definite aspergers |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:03:33): | you just dont understand what its like to have an anime wife |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:21:10): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:24:30): | This gon be good |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:37:10): | Kill your masters, Peter |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:39:25): | I hope after thus concert we can all go shopping for black bloc |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:41:07): | Once you go black bloc, you don't go back bloc |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:07:09): | Opening act guy is playing a song that goes "we don't want no pussy, we want fuckin head" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:07:24): | Sounds like some homies over hoes gangstalicious shit |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:08:32): | Is Zac from rage on tour with them? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:09:37): | Probably not |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (20:35:27): | That's too bad |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:59:00): | Suicide squad just won an Oscar. Trump's America is great! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:07:31): | Costume design ? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:08:20): | Makeup I think. Maybe lumped together with costume. Wasn't really paying attention |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:08:39): | I think killer croc was all practical |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:08:55): | Trumps America where an Everyman movie can win |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:09:16): | This ain't OBAMAS America |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:09:30): | I do hate Oscar beat movies |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:09:38): | Bait |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (21:32:03): | Suicide squad to win best use of title in dialogue |
| Monday, 27 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:12:15): | This is some neckbeard cover art |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:50:00): | it's like those deviant art furries who like into the mirror and see a dragon looking back at them lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:20:15): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:21:20): | Unrelated note. I started watching JonTron stuff |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:24:39): | Right Angle |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:25:20): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:20:59): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:21:15): | Long wait |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:59:38): | Did you know that the popular ritual of throwing acid in the face of women who won't have sex with you actually started in the Middle East? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:03:51): | True pioneers |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:03:59): | How was RTJ? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:04:06): | So damn good |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:17:54): | i heard the revolutions coming you should spread the new |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:17:57): | news* |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:18:48): | Revolution from what? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:22:59): | They didn't play that one |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:25:35): | Killer Mike said he invited Obama to the show |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:25:47): | And extended an open invitation to all politicians who wanted to come lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:26:11): | Hint hint |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:28:14): | And he mentioned his boy Bernie again and the crowd went wild |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:39:13): | From capitalism |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:44:13): | how will the anti-capitalists get the money to fund their revolution against capitalism? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:45:46): | The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:46:24): | gotta ask mom and dad for rope money first tho |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:21:05): | nah they're class traitors |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:21:16): | hang your parents too |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:21:56): | You can't hang them if you are grounded |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:34:34): | My mom says I can't organize the proles until after I clean my room |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:35:45): | The Jordan market crashing. Yeezys are on the reuse |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:36:30): | It's all about the ultra boosts now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:37:05): | Adidas are straight fire right now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:37:49): | Jordan market down 13 K |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:40:38): | I have a sneaker head coworker who has over 60 pairs of adidas shoes |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:40:54): | They are fire right now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:41:24): | I'm pissed I did t drop the coin to pick up both box collections |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:42:16): | I am happy I am not immersed in this world. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:43:30): | Yeezys are going for 5K |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (19:44:30): | Is that a shoe stock market |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:45:11): | Yea |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:45:18): | I'm actually up |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:45:44): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:58:49): | Sell high |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:58:55): | Make $19 on used shoes |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:02:37): | Do people really buy used shoes |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:02:56): | Very much so |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:03:19): | The limited edition Nikes for the back to the future can go for 15 K |
| Tuesday, 28 February 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (05:22:11): | There is a subreddit called shower beer where it's just pictures of people drinking in the shower. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (05:22:23): | Aka. Every shower |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:41:50): | Reddit.com/r/showerorange |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:34:33): | I want r/ShowerTots to be a thing. Who wouldn't want tater tots during a nice steamy shower. And don't forget some dipping sauces |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:44:11): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (08:44:19): | Guess people couldn't resist flushing a slice |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:06:14): | Every sign has a story |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:06:38): | That's a good place for sbarros |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:07:05): | Hope they left some extra pepperoni on the seat for me |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:08:13): | I have a good idea for a subreddit, driving meals. Just people eating more and more intricate meals while driving |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:08:37): | Start with tots. End with a 7 course meal and a butler |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:08:42): | Imagine having a five course French dinner on the road |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:18:31): | Find your local snails pit and snatch up a few of them suckers. Make sure you bring salt! Whip out your small frying pan, throw in some oil (vegetable ya dingus) and set on top of your running motor. Fry until golden brown. Voila! Escargot, on the go! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:19:02): | Sir please enjoy your peppercorn encrusted quail as you merge onto I 95 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:19:35): | I feel like this would take off on Reddit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:24:23): | Let's do it |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (10:49:13): | Accidents skyrocket but think of the upvotes |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:55:41): | Self driving cars will be great for the r/DrivingMeals community |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:41:17): | I've become my own advertisement on Facebook |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (12:41:33): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (14:02:58): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:07:36): | Did the pic load for you guys |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:15:05): | Nope |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:15:21): | I am unable to take your load, as the kids say |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:15:32): | Nope |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:15:47): | Nope |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (15:16:24): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:26:36): | http://imgur.com/a/FsqCo |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:27:27): | ok now imgur is also being a bitch idk why i cant send this one particular photo |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:27:46): | Screenshot? |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (16:28:21): | yea i screenshotted it on my phone and tried to send it directly before |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:29:21): | Probably gay boys at Microsoft fucking shit up |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (17:06:24): | http://imgur.com/a/Iohht |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:16:06): | Quit it with these links b-man. Obviously Bill Gates doesn't want GroupMe to work for us. Just accept it |
| GroupMe | (17:19:21): | George Soros Butt Slave changed the group's name to Hate the Gates |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:32:01): | Apparently there was a massive AWS outage today |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:10:16): | Yea I heard that's why the internet was slow |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:11:20): | My coworker said that basketball players could throw harder punches then hockey players and could beat them in a fight |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:13:17): | He said he got some many bruises from playing yesterday. I told him he is a soft little bitch |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:14:02): | Everyone knows kick boxers kick the hardest punches |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:23:41): | None |
| Inferior Jewish Overlord | (18:23:47): | Player 4 Has Entered the Game |
| GroupMe | (18:44:07): | Inferior Jewish Overlord changed the topic to: Bill Gates - Ultimate Cuck or Top Bull? |
| GroupMe | (18:44:27): | Inferior Jewish Overlord changed name to Steal from Thiel |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:16:07): | Pretty sure Trump just promised to end drug addiction |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:17:11): | He also said he would win the election when everyone else doubted him |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:17:40): | So I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. So gimme herion papa trump gunna cure me |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:48:54): | Welp, Trump don't want pharmaceutical drug trials. Panda semen to cure my back pain here I come. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:49:48): | Hey. That shots expensive |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:50:24): | Test it out in the field |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:50:32): | Intravenous panda semen never sounded so good |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:50:37): | Super soldiers |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:51:00): | Snake oil and panda jizz |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:51:39): | I'll never get duped by no snake oil salesmen |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:51:46): | what is the argument against drug trials lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:52:17): | But I trust a Chinaman when I see one |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:52:34): | Regulation Pete! It's bad! Dumbass. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:53:15): | silly me |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:53:30): | these god damn liberals want to regulate EVERYTHING |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:53:41): | test our drugs, crash test our cars, etc |
| Wednesday, 01 March 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:33:06): | You guys wanna see Logan over the weekend? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (07:00:38): | Yes |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:21:17): | Saturday ? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:02:48): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:08:37): | Mike pence meme are on the rise |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:08:54): | Is it 2020 yet |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:09:21): | Yeezus will rise again |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:09:35): | Kayne Vs Trump |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:09:52): | I'm voting the Cyber Sanders President w/ Killer Mike VP ticket |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:53:42): | Killer Mike won't run on a ticket without El P |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:53:46): | Their bond is too strong |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:55:56): | El P for El Estato Department |
| Steal from Thiel | (10:19:17): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (10:43:31): | "You really are the biggest piece of shit on earth!" "You still talking to me? I thought you were out" I miss idgaf Dennis lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:43:53): | Now he cares too much |
| Steal from Thiel | (10:44:14): | He did say he had big feelings last episode |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:48:58): | How is the new season? |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:14:18): | It's amazing to be honest, on par with season 2-6 just more experimental |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:15:07): | It's like a 50/50 mix of well done experimental episodes and instant classic sunny episodes |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:38:00): | Yeah this season is fire |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:38:21): | wow cant believe they are able to keep it fresh with like 12 seasons |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:40:53): | I hope they go to 20 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:41:28): | go till danny devito is dead and then use his corpse as a plot device for the final season |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:41:32): | weekend at bernie's style |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:43:47): | I hope he gives them permission in his will |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:44:20): | Let's start an online petition for Danny DeVito to amend his will |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:10:45): | 1,000 signatures = my corpse will be featured in an episode of Sunny\n\n2,000 signatures = use my corpse as a fuckdoll for your amusement |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:11:18): | Throw it in the trash |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:11:54): | I think this is pretty reasonable. Let's get the ball rolling. |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:27:32): | im applying for costco jobs |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:27:36): | yall want to be my references |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:27:42): | Marc I'll put you as my former coach/mentor |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:28:35): | Brian. That's kid got a huge heart. Like literally. It's too big for his body. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:28:39): | He might die |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:28:56): | Which Costco |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:28:59): | So yea, he's a good charity case and he won't last long so you won't have to give him a raise |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:29:09): | Cause I'm fucking that girl who works at one |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:29:32): | I always knew my penis could get you a job |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:29:40): | oh Costco girl eh? I just applied to edison for one position. probably gonna do new one in north plainfield and surrounding areas |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:30:05): | Try the Princeton too |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:30:58): | eh that's too far a drive |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:47:08): | i'm actually getting molested by a guy who works in the north plainfield thing, let me see if i can bring up your name |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:04:33): | http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx141/chichimon2/Ralpheplsgo1.png |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:10:18): | Da fuq is that |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:21:56): | Second life screenshot I found |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:22:05): | I think it's an old one but it's pretty funny |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:23:35): | That Marc is the future |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:24:17): | Not exactly what Sandra and Sylvester promised us in Demolition Man, but it'll do |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:53:45): | The best part is that this is like 15 years ago, now we have VR |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:54:23): | Our kids will grow up with Efukt 3D |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:00:05): | Wow I can smell that it's just smellz! |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:02:38): | I thought I knew what Mia Khalifas butt hole looked like before but I realized I didn't know shit until I saw it up close in VR |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:03:27): | Hey Mia you should really get a colonoscopy, I had a good look up there in the VR Immersion Chamber and I noticed some inflammation |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:04:20): | Oh I was tutoring at the library today when one of the librarians decided to go postal |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:05:41): | She came into the newspaper area where I was tutoring and Mrs resner was tutoring and a bunch of Indian kids were sitting talking and she came in yelling no more talking no more whispering or I'm calling the cops |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:07:32): | Also I saw joe Primavera there. According to my student he now teaches at JPS, he's her study hall teacher who gives her a problem if she's late because she was in the library lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:08:05): | NO TALKING |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:08:17): | You know the drill, nips out |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:08:44): | You think he tells other teachers to put away their phones in the teachers lounge? |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:09:10): | Homework out, nips out, I'm checking BOTH |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:09:40): | You're homeworks right but your nips could use some work Billy |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:12:01): | MEAT me after class |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:17:03): | He was just as sweaty as ever btw |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:17:23): | Idk how but he was sweaty in the air conditioned library |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:17:40): | I avoided eye contact obviously |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:26:28): | I'd be the worst teacher ever. I'd punish the nerds and the cool kids. I'd rule with an iron fist. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:26:37): | And bang all the other teachers. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:47:17): | DnD with Excel is amazing |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:47:48): | Excel eh |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:48:22): | I meant Google docs |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:48:58): | Google docs eh |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:49:03): | How so, you record what you guys say/do? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:49:08): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:49:26): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:50:02): | Track damage. Have maps that DM can share via Google docs when the group comes across treasures and maps and shit |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:50:12): | Yeah |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:50:28): | Huh |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:50:30): | Sounds GAY |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:51:06): | If it doesn't have the option to threesome your enemies to death, I don't want to play it |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:55:28): | Makes things significantly easier to follow |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:07:03): | https://media2.giphy.com/media/A9KfKenpqNDfa/giphy.gif |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (23:10:54): | I'm to drunk to read |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (23:11:33): | All I can say is I you are faggots |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:12:03): | You at work again? |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:12:30): | Someone should make a bar called "Work" so you can say "I gotta go into Work" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (23:30:11): | I just threw up in a bar toleit |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (23:35:09): | Achievement unlocked |
| Thursday, 02 March 2017 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (00:27:54): | I hope you got right back out there and kept drinking like a champ |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:04:16): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:04:42): | it happened again, this is what i was trying to show you guys before lol. i'm being advertised to myself literally |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:05:22): | Fuck the zuck |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:05:49): | Is this backpage |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:08:38): | I did like it and said that tutor looks hot af |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:20:39): | Ivanka Trump shows up at your door and wants to sit on your face |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:20:40): | what do you do |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:37:47): | I'll allow it |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:38:56): | tell her only if she was my daughter |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:18:33): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvrGHsjD7g |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:21:30): | you guys remember wonder showzen? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:24:28): | Of course I do |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:26:42): | https://i.redd.it/czbwhcargyiy.jpg |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:27:01): | what do you guys get? I got "We can't stop the Alt-Right because it's nuanced." |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:44:54): | We can't stop racists because we must engage in civil dialogue. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:46:15): | We can't insult big colorations we must work together |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:46:34): | Mines Correct |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:48:25): | My sisters is We can't boycott Neo Nazis Communism Suck |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:49:06): | lol confusing neo nazi's with communism. perfect |
| Steal from Thiel | (20:01:50): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kGtIJxAH3A |
| Friday, 03 March 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:08:27): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:10:50): | Dark Dungeons. It's a movie about how DND is satanic and it's so bad. It's likes Gods nor dead but with DND |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:03:43): | like that movie with dinklage? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:03:59): | No that was knights of badassdom |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:04:09): | It's also based on a comic |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:04:32): | Long story short. It's a train wreck and in the end Jesus kills Cthulhu |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:05:30): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:05:56): | The internet is an amazing thing |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:07:20): | Tits a tit. Suck what you can get. |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:28:24): | Zuckerberg is doing a 30 state listening tour, just like a rich politician who needs to be told what the normie folk actually care about. He's definitely running |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:28:31): | If he comes to NJ we need to go |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:30:24): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:30:56): | Yea we need to wear these shirts under sweatshirts so they let us in, and then do a reveal |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:31:22): | "Yea mark,s I gots a questions for yous, but first is anyone else hot in here? I gotta take off my SWEATSHIRT" |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:37:11): | So when he's President, a Jew really will be running the world |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:37:17): | Out in the open I mean |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:37:34): | \ufffd |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:43:59): | Free shawarma for everyone! |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:30:55): | I came home and there's a cop at rh3 end of my street and right after I pulled in another cop came racing down |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:31:17): | "WE GOT REPORTS OF TEENAGERS SMOKING WEED IN THE PARK ALL FORCES GO" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:31:26): | SHOOT TO KILL |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:34:27): | Another battle won for the war on drugs! |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:35:21): | Make sure you press your finger to your nose and OINK AT THE PIGGIES |
| Saturday, 04 March 2017 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:54:05): | You guys want to do something today |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (06:58:44): | I'm down. I know Brian is at his lake house though |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:59:01): | That nig nog |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:45:57): | I got a date tonight. But I shouldn't free after I take my sister to the gym. We are a family of meatheads now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:46:04): | Like the Zanettis |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:47:25): | One of the Zanettis is becoming a priest now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:47:54): | The youngest Greg. Watch out Atheists. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:48:25): | I heard you were talking shit about god |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:49:16): | Josh you going to debate him knowing he will suplex you into the baptismal bath? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:54:54): | The power of Christ compels me to put the best down on you sucker |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:09:31): | My sister got a planet fitness memeberahip. I'm using her heat pass. Time to set off the link alarm |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:56:38): | Just grunt and get kicked out |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (08:57:08): | Sounds like the pediatricians office all over again |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:05:28): | Is the Quran geth conflict a thinly valued islari Palestine conflict? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:06:04): | The fuck you talking about |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:09:30): | Shut up normie |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:19:42): | Wait what |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:21:22): | Okay. Quran. Space Muslim |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:21:41): | Ohh quarian |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:21:43): | Get kicked out of there home world by the Geth. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:21:55): | Yea they're space muslims |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:22:02): | Just realize I kept saying Quran |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:22:10): | It's from the video game series mass effect Josh |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:29:53): | Don't patronize me just cause of my geth bloodline |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:30:06): | Wait, who are the Jews in this situation? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:17:38): | Robots |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:18:28): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:21:20): | Doesn't look circumcised to me |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:22:55): | He is |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:43:52): | Since when were the geth some goddamn uncut spiders |
| Sunday, 05 March 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:01:01): | Wanna see Logan today? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:09:31): | What time? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:10:36): | Hadley there is 11:30 12:45 1:55 2:55 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:10:53): | Oh I won't be home by then |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:11:40): | There's 4 5:15 6:15 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:17:16): | That might work |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:17:24): | Let me talk to my nigga |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:17:32): | That's street for brother |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:17:39): | Since he wanted to see Logan too |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:19:22): | The injustice 2 rooster is stacked. But the have black canary. Black canary of that universe was sent to live with another green arrow in another universe by doctor fate since he felt bad he died and she was preggo |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:20:07): | Also swamp thing is there and is a teleporter |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:20:43): | It looks pretty cool |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:20:55): | I want to play mortal Kombat again |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:20:56): | But the lore pete. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:21:13): | MK 10 was pretty good |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:21:56): | And MK 9. I'll say it. Best story in any video game ever. Fuck Zelda. Fuck Bioshock. MK 9 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:22:19): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:22:54): | I read all the injustice comics |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:23:11): | It just finished up |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:01:35): | You guys can go without me. I didn't wanna wait so I saw Logan yesterday. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:01:48): | Was it good? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:01:59): | How hard were you on a scale of talc to diamond |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:03:19): | Yup. Definitely a good movie but it's not like some instant classic. It's just a good movie. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:03:33): | That is disappointing |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:04:23): | And, I gotta needle dick so I was as sharp as adamantium |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:14:17): | Sami Zayn is officially my favorite WWE superstar |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:16:37): | Mine is the Administrator of the Small Business Adminstration |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:17:36): | Sami Zayn is legit just a guy who loves ska and that's his gimmic |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:17:57): | So Gary |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:18:11): | You're saying you like Gary |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:24:42): | No I like Sami. Gary's a bad friend who doesn't fight in parking lots over people getting the the way of your tendies |
| Monday, 06 March 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:31:52): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:31:55): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:32:26): | Don't understand basic social interactions. Cracked has you covered. Up next. How to know when you should pay your taxes |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:34:16): | Thank god cracked is there to teach me about what it's like to get a hug |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:34:34): | The cracked we loved died 10 years ago Marc |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:34:45): | It did. It did |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:35:57): | It's like looking at your son who is vegan and works at a coop to try to start his eco friendly mandolin making business and remember he used to be a star athlete. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:37:18): | Where is the boy I raised who used to wet himself when his team lost a game, because he knew his dad would lock him in the punishment closet for 3 days |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:38:00): | Where is the boy who know if he messed up he'd get a paddling. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:38:22): | The boy with a childlike sense of wonder and fear in his eyes |
| Tuesday, 07 March 2017 |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:49:43): | so cucks amirite |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:50:11): | I needed that to start my day. Thanks. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:50:37): | Cuck a day keeps the doctor away. |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:50:51): | How about this |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:50:59): | "Ben Carson Refers to Slaves as \u2018Immigrants\u2019 in First Remarks to HUD Staff" |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:51:06): | https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/06/us/politics/ben-carson-refers-to-slaves-as-immigrants-in-first-remarks-to-hud-staff.html?_r=0 |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:51:56): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:53:19): | Same man that said pyramids were grain silos |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:53:44): | Wikileaks just find a major cache of CIA files |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:53:51): | Dumped* |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:54:31): | https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/839091132625731584 |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (08:54:48): | And this happened just this morning |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:16:44): | I love how liberals have shifted from "George Bush is a drone striking war criminal who keeps people illegally detained in a secret prison" to "See, Obama is tougher than your guy because he didn't release anyone from our military prison and he droned the shit out of the Middle East!" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:17:47): | I think a lot of people just don't remember dubya lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:17:56): | I have noticed people viewing him more kindly recently |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:18:05): | yea bunch of REVISIONIST SCUM |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:18:34): | Dubya Did Nothing Wrong |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:18:37): | he paints pictures now so maybe we misjudged him from the beginning! |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:19:04): | Name one evil man who painted. Go on. I'll wait |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:19:32): | Painted successfully* |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:19:51): | You guys did read this. He tore apart the Dems.\n\nhttps://theintercept.com/2017/03/06/democrats-now-demonize-the-same-russia-policies-that-obama-long-championed/ |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:20:07): | Politics really is a circus |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:20:20): | Should read* |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:20:22): | Put me in the fuckin dunk tank |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:21:35): | https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/debord/society.htm |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:21:58): | Stop trying to indoctrinate me |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:22:36): | At least ISIS used twitter, you're just giving me these massive theoretical essays to motivate me to kill the president |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:22:58): | read it and tell me it doesn't ring true \ufffd |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:23:09): | the reading is actually 221 short theses, so its like a series of tweets |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:30:03): | you missed your shot to radicalize me, where was this shit 6 or 7 years ago \ufffd |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:31:00): | Hey, ya never know. Maybe radicalization will be good for your marriage |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:31:10): | im gonna seize her means |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:31:13): | of reproduction |
| Steal from Thiel | (10:25:19): | im getting guilt tripped by TD Bank just for asking them not to spam me shit lol |
| Steal from Thiel | (10:25:22): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:31:58): | Don't do this to us brian. TD needs you |
| Steal from Thiel | (10:32:54): | its funny because I only ever used TD Ameritrade for what's called "Paper trading" aka practicing trading stocks using fake money. so i never really gave em anything of value lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:47:17): | Sounds like your friendship with us Brian |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:47:32): | That's an all round burn |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:47:39): | Burns us and you |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:50:53): | That's what we call a Pyrrhic Burn |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:52:49): | I came here to vent heat not have it come back on me :( |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:56:39): | But I activated my trap card |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:02:27): | I'm pretty stoked to go shooting next weekend |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:04:48): | It works both ways though. By not offering anything of value, you have nothing to cash out on |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:05:12): | And nice I almost went this weekend, they have a shooting range near the lake house 14 dollars an hour |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:07:05): | im going to call the range ahead of time and ask if they know who we will get to kill |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:08:49): | Wait, when are you going to the range? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:09:04): | What dates? |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:10:18): | call and ask if they have portraits of trump to shoot at, not for any particular reason \ufffd |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:13:16): | Josh come with us, the 18th |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:13:19): | RTSP in Randolph |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:14:24): | I will. Just needed to make sure I'd be around |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:14:33): | Gonna be in Colorado this weekend |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:14:50): | lucky |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:21:21): | Let's go to Cuba this summer |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:21:46): | My dad got invited to go with some house of representative people in NJ |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:22:09): | but he probably will not because my mom wants to go on vacation with him before he's allowed to do political business or some shit idk |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:22:34): | can you actually go to cuba now? |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:22:58): | since Obama, yea. flights from JFK and Newark go straight there. \xa0Haley's cousin went last december |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:23:36): | she was confused why so many people were on the street "don't people have jobs?" she said lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:23:41): | Boo. Your dad should go |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:24:05): | Did he go to Colorado yet? |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:24:06): | I think so too |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:24:14): | no he did not go to that either for similar reasons |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:24:21): | Boo |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:24:23): | my moms the worlds largest wet blanket |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:24:36): | you guys should go then |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:28:37): | i would go with my dad if i could. otherwise i do want to go eventually |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:29:53): | so why does your dad have to go |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:29:59): | what business does he have in cuba lol |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:30:19): | its a political trip to see how things really work in the hellish lands of cuba |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:30:57): | idk why they'd bother to see a dictators reign when they can see democracy right here! |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:31:47): | oh you |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:33:40): | I want to shoot shit |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:34:18): | I'll call the place next week and tell em the Peach Street Boys are rollin through |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:34:40): | You nigga got rpgs? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:34:56): | Their gun list is mostly handguns |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:35:16): | They have some rifles but they're more expensive to rent and shoot |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:37:35): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:37:39): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:37:43): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:37:54): | Me on the 18th |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:42:34): | that guy looks a little like brian |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:43:07): | That's racist |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:02:32): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLFuryg1ks |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:02:41): | Found a gif of what I was saying |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:37:30): | I have an extra ticket to college basketball game tomorrow at noon. Anyone want to come? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:38:27): | \U0001f641 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:38:40): | This gorilla dick daddy gotta work |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:38:46): | Call out pete |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:39:13): | Nah I got a meeting at 9:30 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:39:15): | You get to see Cuse Vs Miami and Duke vs TBD |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:39:39): | But it's Cuse Miami and Duke |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:40:22): | I was born to ball not born to sit on a call :( |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:40:57): | Call out sick |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:07:05): | So we shooting in the 18th. I'm going ..45apc |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:07:14): | Then grenade launcher |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:54:50): | You guys want to be my judges of character when I apply for a fire arms liscence |
| Steal from Thiel | (20:55:42): | Yea I seent him go 25 and 1, dude's a good shot |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:58:32): | Lol. So I'll need you to lie |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:59:07): | Saw this drunk puke out of a movie car |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:01:10): | Willing o talk to the police in case of inquiry? I ain't tell the cops S H I T |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:01:43): | https://www.no-gods-no-masters.com/images_designs/acab-d0012916792.png |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:01:58): | "I support the 2nd amendment for the same reason that the Honorable Marc here supports the 2nd amendment: to fight against a tyrannical government. \n\nHowever, I oppose this court granting the Honorable Marc a license to own a fireman because of the fundamental difference in how we would shape our government in the aftermath said tyranny. fuck Marc" |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:04:01): | I agree that we should arm Marc. We need to go further. \xa0Arm the homeless, poor and down trodden. \xa0Arm the working class. \xa0The mother land will rise again! \xa0Political power sprouts from the barrell of a gun and none of the capitalist class shall be safe, the gentle worker shall suffer no more! \xa0Wait, what was the question? |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:04:08): | Oh yea, Marc is in fact over 18 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:07:04): | Please arm Josh and Brian as I have there DNA and Fingerprints. I plan to steal the gun and go on a spree of murder and home invasion and blame them. I have placed the burner phones in their cars. K Thnx |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:08:43): | I have seen pete with out sleeves on. So he will need at least one gun. Please honor his request for a license. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:10:06): | The gun I have has a kill end and no kill end |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:10:40): | I think you're ready kid |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:11:10): | They're gonna ask you some hypothetical kill or don't kill questions |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:14:20): | Answer all kill |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:14:40): | You see a small child . . .\n\nKill |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:15:31): | That's why they call you Marc "KillBot 2.0" Ruggeero |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:15:39): | A man has a knife up to your wide ma neck. Kill or no \n\nNo kill. I ain't married. That dumb bitch did it to herself |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:15:59): | There is another guy doing curls in the square rack. Kill or no kill |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:18:41): | oh so my boss called and talked to my dad the other day. said he's swamped with cases and wishes he had "the old brian" back lmao |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:19:07): | Your old boss is a bad ex girlfriend |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:19:25): | He gunna post Instagram pics of him and his new employee? |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:19:32): | he wishes he had the old version of brian back, but there's no version of him i want ever |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:19:48): | maybe the super absentee version but that's about it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:19:58): | Put that in girl font over a landscape |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:31:32): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:39:20): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:40:32): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:40:37): | I miss the old brian, take over africa brian, move up into europe brian, world domination brian |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:41:07): | Sounding a little like 1930s Brian |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:41:18): | 1940s too |
| Wednesday, 08 March 2017 |
| Steal from Thiel | (07:51:41): | "How to talk to your friends and their alternative facts and what to do when they dismiss your real ones" -NPR, quality stuff Brian leher |
| Steal from Thiel | (07:52:24): | The answer they gave was just to repeat your real facts over and over, 10, 15 times |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:53:02): | Ah the beetlejuice method |
| Steal from Thiel | (07:54:00): | Someone better go to Ben Carson and say "Slaves weren't immigrants" 3 times fast |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:56:43): | The correct term is "freeloaders" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:26:54): | Is NPR run by women? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:01:43): | Womyn and PoCs |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:20:25): | And worst of all, LIBERALSSSS |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:27:19): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:36:44): | David Frum was George W. Bush's speech writer btw |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:54:02): | http://www.iwonderifyouareoutthere.com |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:54:10): | I got .03 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:54:25): | .032% of the US population, 103k people |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:54:37): | US's female population |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:58:50): | I don't be to be reminded that I'll die alone |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (12:12:04): | https://youtu.be/Lf4YQl0fHkc |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:23:44): | holy shit, the republican obamacare replacement is actually called World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:23:50): | https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/1275 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:23:52): | LOL |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:25:44): | Holy shit lmao |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:26:17): | I guess world worst was already taken by Obamacare \ufffd |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:30:21): | I wonder if world's greatest healthcare plan of 2018 can top it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:34:33): | why did we elect Ric Flair as president |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:41:03): | I see what they did release this when most of the general public is watching basketball |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:41:07): | I see you trump |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:55:06): | this is just like when trump complained about the debates being on during football! |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:55:24): | but now, for his pleasure \ufffd |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:07:14): | I did something I said I would never do |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:09:14): | French kiss a dog |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:09:17): | ? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:09:54): | Negotiate a two-state solution? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:10:34): | Praise socialism? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:10:45): | Close |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:10:50): | Downloaded venmo |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:11:04): | You murderer |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:11:08): | How do I make it private so people don't serve adds or steal shit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:11:14): | Listen I love killing |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:11:25): | Just go into privacy settings |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:11:49): | I cannot understand why people keep their Venmo shit public |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:12:46): | Welcome To The Venmo Family, Sheep |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:15:54): | https://thecustodian.org/unraveling-the-dynamics-of-power-f0f14f5c5411#.s8edr0fkx |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:16:04): | Let me know what you fuckers think |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:41:50): | I'll read in a bit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:52:22): | Same I'll read on the train |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:52:27): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:02:27): | Okay so I'm just going to look at this as a guy who took a bunch of journalism courses in college |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:02:50): | I don't get the point of the article. Seems a mix of a book review and wanting to hear yourself talk |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:03:08): | It's a book review |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:03:10): | That's it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:03:12): | Doesn't seem to have defined takeaways besides what you say are take seats |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:03:34): | Well if it's a book review you need more |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:03:34): | I'm just saying it's important to read the book |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:04:17): | Okay well define it then. You seemed to make a structure. It was more a straight line then a piece. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:04:26): | Also put it in APA format |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:04:37): | Fuck Chicago style. |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:44:01): | this is your article in burger form josh |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:44:06): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:48:59): | seriously though i kind of agree with marc. second half with the rubiks cube and your personal opinion about it opening the viel etc, i think you'd be better off giving more information from the book and letting the reader feel liek their own viel is lifted not that your telling them. |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:49:30): | it's like the difference between breaking bad just showing you how a character acts and letting you interpret the situation, and Dexter showing you the character acting and then Dexter man-splaining how you should feel |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:50:02): | also i didn't reallize bernie sanders wrote on meidum |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:55:43): | Shocking he said not being shocked at all |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:57:29): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:57:39): | http://i.imgur.com/ryGn6Xy.jpg |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:57:41): | if you can't see it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:13:30): | Josh I liked your article |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:13:35): | I want to read that book now |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:17:13): | Also dexter was the biggest waste of time ever |
| Thursday, 09 March 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:10:34): | There has to be better phrasing |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:38:59): | We just love aborting! Try and stop us! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:41:05): | I'm sitting next to a black Muslim woman. I feel I'm going to told to check my privilege |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:49:52): | https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2017-03-09T12:49:41Z/7238e83d.320x398r.mp4 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:55:14): | So they localized me for Asian audiences? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (08:28:00): | I imagine this is you when you got home from college right |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:28:20): | Yea pretty much |
| Steal from Thiel | (10:21:58): | something with 2.4k followers like your article josh |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:22:36): | This is it, the big time |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:19:48): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:21:15): | Earlier I watched Paul Ryan give a PowerPoint lecture to America live on CNN |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:21:39): | He just had buzzwords like "more competition" and "lower costs" |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:22:07): | This is gonna work out great guys, trust me, it's in the PowerPoint |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:34:52): | ill be sure to watch Paul Ryan explain Healthcare using Powerpoint the next time I can't sleep |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:38:59): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:42:50): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:43:47): | See. I wasn't fucking kidding. I'm glad the internet agrees at how stupid a spectacle it was |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:07:01): | hmm, i want to get a new phone but i also need open heart surgery, what do you guys think |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:08:21): | should i buy 250 iphone 7s or should i have triple bypass surgery |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:08:28): | #PoorPeopleProblems |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:14:11): | https://www.amazon.com/best-sellers-books-Amazon/zgbs/books |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:14:24): | A blank book titled "Reasons to Vote Democrat" is the #1 best selling book on Amazon lol |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:14:37): | LIBERALSSSS |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:14:57): | Reason to vote republican is a picture book of guns |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:15:15): | jesus and a shotgun on each page |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:15:36): | with a pangender iraqi terrorist in christ's holy Cross-hairs |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:16:23): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:16:42): | I tried finding cross hairs with the crucifixion this was the closest they had |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:35:49): | A pan handler just ask me for money and I said don't have cash. He asked for me to help him get a ticket I could t think of a good excuse. So I just said no |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:35:58): | Very freeing |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:38:19): | Just wait till he gets venmo |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:38:53): | Tell him you conceal carry his ticket to heave |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:38:55): | heaven* |
| Steal from Thiel | (20:33:05): | https://u.nya.is/akgpqr.mp4 |
| Steal from Thiel | (20:33:11): | this guy did the supa hot fire celebration |
| Friday, 10 March 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:57:42): | Quick. What do people like |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:01:51): | I bet you're not going to call what they censored in Conan exiles though |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:03:10): | Full frontal male nudity with an adjustable dick you can make longer with a slider, that flops around while you fight |
| Steal from Thiel | (07:43:14): | Finally, a video game for the sexual deviant! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:44:15): | I'd make it super small. Less area to hit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:33:27): | Also I'm wearing my Sami Zayn shirt to work today |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:05:47): | Who dat |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:10:36): | Ninja |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:11:00): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:11:49): | Let's see the answer group me gives |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:12:14): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:12:36): | Oh some white guy with a dad bod |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:12:43): | That's no brad Pitt in fight club |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:19:00): | here's my goal bod, how do I get it? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:21:16): | Drugs. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:27:33): | That's a soap making body |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:40:59): | http://i.imgur.com/R60r481.mp4 |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:13:18): | Welp, my phone has completely become obsolete. No one can hear me talk when I make phone calls. \xa0What phone should I get next? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:13:48): | Pixel |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:16:57): | On Google Fi |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:18:59): | nice it looks like verizon does offer the Pixel |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:20:26): | Yup. Only downside is that on Verizon you get those stupid Verizon apps that you can't delete |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:22:46): | so much for my free choice in the free market \ufffd |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:24:04): | Pixel or iPhone |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:24:32): | im never going back to iPhone lol. Pixel it is |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:25:01): | Apple will remember your disloyalty |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:25:37): | I'm going to go pixel in May |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:28:55): | Honestly, I really dislike the whole Apple ecosystem. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:29:01): | Much prefer Google |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:35:17): | i use all the google apps on my iphone lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:35:51): | i think i just prefer the consistency & battery life of the iphone. my s6 was a real mess |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:37:15): | Batteries consistently get better. I wouldn't worry about it. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:37:25): | Unless they start exploding |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:38:03): | i'll re-evaluate when i get my next phone. i was getting like 40 minutes of screen on time with my S6 though at some points, it was a nightmare |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:38:48): | plus imessage gets you poon, gentlemen |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:39:23): | Signal gets you sausage. I like meat, men. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:39:23): | https://twitter.com/search?q=green%20text%20bubble&src=typd |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:39:46): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:40:14): | I was going through my pics to see if any were worth saving and came across the time I accidentally trapped my arm in the Fry container from Red Robin |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:40:17): | we should go back to red robin and use those to make medieval armor |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:40:41): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:40:44): | Found one of a young sassy steve |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:40:44): | I like that they let you leave with it |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:40:54): | They didn't know I put my jacket over it lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:41:23): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:42:31): | was this when he found a free sledgehammer |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (11:43:13): | Yup |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:43:59): | he knows a guy that accepts sledgehammers in exchange for amazon gift cards |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:44:04): | steve lives his life like it's an RPG |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:46:46): | Oh free cloth shreds! Add that to the old inventory |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:51:09): | You Have Acquired Off-Brand Basketball Sneakers (x7) |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:05:27): | Anoher way steve is like Skyrim is he refuses to get ride of minor sidequests, like the time he bought a shit load of ink years back to try and resell it for a profit and its still all in his room because he'll "get around to selling it" eventually |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:06:07): | i think i finally understand Steve |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:06:38): | makes sense why he just falls asleep in the middle of a room too, he's obviously using the Skyrim Rest Feature to restore his HP |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:07:19): | And repeating easy side quests for quick dough in the form of Amazon gift cards, he's just exploiting a bug in the game slowly for XP and gold |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:09:40): | and gary exploiting Steve for rent would be like DLC |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:10:05): | Pre-Order the exclusive Manhattan Apartment DLC now to get two day access to Gary's marital home |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:10:13): | Wow, finally got the Brookyln DLC package! And I only have to pay half rent to play it 8 days a month! |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:11:05): | damn a lot of things are actually falling into place now when it comes to understanding Steve |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:13:02): | the only question I left is what is steves main quest, or is he just an NPC in Gary's main quest |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:15:28): | to become a wizard. duh |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:34:59): | so did any of you guys see sunny on sunday? interested to see how they wrote off Dennis |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:39:59): | The show is now on hiatus apparently |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:40:40): | Still have two more seasons contractually, so it's not over, but in limbo |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:41:09): | Glenn apparently has a new show on NBC coming out |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:42:10): | I did not was meaning too. This season has been great though. It will be a very sad day when it ends. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:52:50): | I thought it was over after this season |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:54:01): | Nope |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:54:31): | Hiatus can be a death sentence. I know Dee has a new show, Charlie has movies now, and if Dennis also has a new show, it'll just be frank and gay mac |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:55:06): | Eh let it die, it had a good run |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:55:40): | This season has been top tier as well |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:00:46): | I think hiatus will be good. Show won't get stale. |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:54:34): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:57:07): | How to pay off loans: be born to a well-off family |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:57:49): | the actual article is even worse, she is given 1 apartment by her mom to rent out, then buys 1 more to rent out, and then ANOTHER to rent out. so just become a landlord its easy! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:21:23): | I paid off all my loans |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:21:27): | By not having them |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:21:37): | By getting an sholoarahip |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:21:45): | You niggas just stupid |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:24:13): | Another thing I read recently, the number of 60+ people who have student loans from last year to this year ballooned from 700k to 2.8 million. dumb idiots should have become landlords by now! |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:25:26): | But a lot probably cosigned their kids loans, no? |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:27:20): | yup 73% of themb |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:27:52): | but because of that, and the fact that you can't declare bankrupcy for student loans unlike every other kind of debt, this money can be taken from their social security, paychecks, and even their will when they die |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:28:15): | http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/17/510238206/more-people-over-60-are-struggling-to-pay-off-student-loans-report-finds |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:30:48): | average loan is only 23k, that's not too bad at least |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:31:03): | i mean it sucks they have to take out a loan for that but it's fairly manageable |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:31:07): | Yeah but when SS is you're only income, you're fucked |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:31:16): | yea tha tmeans goodbye retirement |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:31:27): | and it's increasing, from 12k 10 years ago |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:31:28): | And SS pays a lot of supplementary Medicare premiums |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:32:04): | 23k to pay back if you're 25 isn't awful, but if youre 65 that's fucking terrible |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:32:31): | I say Medicare for all. SS for all. Free public schooling for all. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:35:51): | i stand by my idea of a college reimbursing you if you finish in a projected time period |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:36:09): | pleases the bootstrappers and pleases the people who want things to be fair |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:42:04): | eh Germany now offers tuition for free as long as you're accepted into the college and we're richer than they are per capita, the only reason we don't do it is because we don't put the money where it needs to be |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:43:29): | Hard to get behind your idea Pete when states decide to slash funding to their state university, and then rely on tuition expenses to recuperate for the loss in funding. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:44:05): | Listen. Your all stupid |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:44:12): | You're* |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:44:12): | I'm not making a point |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:44:19): | I'm just saying if |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:44:23): | Not it's your |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:44:31): | You would know if you read like me |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:44:49): | Mispronunciation read as reed while saying it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:44:58): | Can't really make the joke over text |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:45:40): | I don't want to pay for someone to get a degree in liberal arts with my tax dollars |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:45:46): | Or Stem |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:45:52): | I don't want to pay for anyone |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:46:01): | Regardless of degree |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:46:17): | you libertarian you |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:46:20): | my thing is that according to Professor Google, only 56% of college students graduate in SIX years |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:46:28): | Be rich, be athletic, be smart |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:46:33): | Pick one |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:46:33): | so if we paid for free college, are we just paying for people to get trashed for 2 years |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:46:40): | You can at least do one |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:46:45): | are you saying people don't do that now when they pay for college lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:46:50): | but it's on them |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:47:48): | I was more prepared to be an adult after high school then after college |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:47:50): | and yet other coutnries with socialized education produce more doctors per capita than we do. why aren't they all just lazy getting trashed all the time |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:48:39): | Why do people come to America for a hefty majority of special surgeries. Become America is Number 1 baby |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:48:46): | USA USA USA |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:48:48): | Paying someone's tuition doesn't necessarily mean putting money in their pockets. They can go get a fucking job if they wanna spend money to get shitfaced |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:49:55): | just seems silly with a 44% dropout rate, or at least thats the rate google has |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:51:39): | actually only 2 countries have worse drop out rates, so every country with socialized education has better graduation rates |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:52:33): | im sure some people who don't know what they want to do end up just dropping out cause they didn't figure it out and can't afford to keep going trying to get a degree because that's whats pushed as necessary to get a good job |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:53:30): | You also have to gauge the size and scale of economies |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:53:33): | And population |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:53:59): | Socialistic countries don't have defense budgets |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:55:32): | oh yea we have more defense budget than the next 10 countries combined and most of them are allies lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:55:52): | America is the world police |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:55:56): | you could only consider china and russia as maybe enemies but even then we're not actively fighting htem |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:56:15): | actually most people consider us the greatest threat to world peace lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:56:25): | Look, when robots take all the jobs, everyone is gonna be forced to be in school full time in order to figure out what to do with all them.\n\nOther than fuck |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:56:41): | http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/02/greatest-threat-world-peace-country_n_4531824.html |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:59:39): | they hate us cuz they aint us |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:04:00): | The rest of the world just hates is because all we do is win |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:04:10): | USA USA USA |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:04:13): | Russia is doping there athletes still can't won't |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:04:17): | Win |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:04:37): | China and India pumping out as many as possible |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:04:51): | Murica still #1 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:05:02): | Take that the rest of the world |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:05:12): | only records china is winning are "most smartphones produced by an 8 year old" and "smallest penises per capita" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:05:40): | India how many tech support people per capita. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:05:50): | Russia most bears to humans |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:07:06): | We made a monument of a giant dick to show we will fuck anyone in our way |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:07:41): | im feelin real patriotic right now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:08:27): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:08:30): | American Holidays: \nThanksgiving (Eat as much food as you can while watching football)\nSuper Bowl Sunday (Eat as much food as you can while watching football) |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:08:50): | Cuban Holidays:\nNational Extra Beans Ration Day |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:09:13): | China holidays. Made up new year |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:09:34): | In America it's always they year of the Eagle |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:09:41): | \U0001f985 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:10:42): | oh boy, the year of the rat! another great year in china |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:11:05): | better smoke this cigarette quickly since it's healthier than the air in my city |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:12:07): | im going to go drive a pickup truck through the mud while im drunk as fuck as soon as i get out of work |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:20:18): | You're all revisionist SCUM |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:20:26): | REEEEEEE |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:20:37): | or maybe you're the revisionist |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:20:40): | \ufffd |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:20:49): | truth is relative baby |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:20:51): | Revise this |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:21:31): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:21:41): | That's how it happened |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:22:27): | thats him shooting at those god damn liberals trying to give poor people health insurance that they HATE |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:22:28): | Ol' Jellybean Reagan huh |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:23:56): | "What don't we want!" "Health insurance" "When don't we want it?" "Ever!" |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:24:47): | "Why don't we want it?" "Cause we're poor!" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:26:05): | *cuz it's STUPID |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:26:24): | just what i want to do, pay a bunch of nerds to pay a bunch of other nerds |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:26:39): | thats the GOP platform |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:26:41): | It's why when Jesus healed the poor he sent them an invoice |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:27:15): | dont bring the almighty into this one |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:27:21): | he didnt kno wwhat he was doing |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:27:22): | "It looks like you'd get into heaven but you currently owe JC 100 for curing your blindness so well be sending you to hell instead" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:27:54): | what you just described is purgatory |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:28:16): | in today's Sin Economy it's a hot ticket |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:28:21): | I know that Convo was in purgatory in my minds eye |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:38:33): | Sin is In! |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:38:41): | -Little Nickey |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:39:15): | Everyone is going to die!\n-Quentin Tarantino, Little Nicky |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:40:17): | Oh shit I did not realize that was him I only watche that movie 100 times as a kid lol |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:41:13): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq-ncj5mzsY |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:42:39): | ol Q man's gotta keep the wife n kids fed somehow |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:56:11): | this is the fakest ad i've ever seen lol |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:14:12): | Hey Stephen Hawking, if you're so smart, how about you access the region of your brain that controls your body? Checkmate |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:23:41): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:56:40): | I nevwr realized how true this is |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:57:05): | Josh - my neighbor, marc - English partner in 9th grade, pete - both liked the office lol |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:57:47): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:58:27): | I love how much people get pissed over fifa I can't help but shit post back |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:59:12): | I like to think our friendship is deeper than that. How often do you find another guy who memorized every line of dialogue in specifically 4 seasons of a tv show |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:00:19): | That's true but still it's based on our mutual obsessipn with a tv show and went from there as a starting point |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:15:56): | I like to think our friendship is more shallow. Just got paired together and then just never cared to leave |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:19:09): | To other tv shows |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:28:12): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:31:17): | Also brian that's a great Xbox message |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:31:54): | One of life's little pleasures is having someone calling you an asshole after you beat them in a game |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:13:15): | We sharing nudes. I got an album |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:14:11): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:14:55): | That's a hard 10/10 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:15:13): | That family must produce studs |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:16:04): | It's a real shame that Zach's leg is blocking the view of his third, fourth, and fifth nipples. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:49:20): | I got tinder girl 1-8 nudes pic a number |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:55:07): | Get anus photos |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:55:34): | Lemme check to see if o got one |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:56:54): | Don't got anus |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:56:57): | I got butt |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:57:06): | Not chocolate starfish |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:00:21): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:01:03): | Break stuff, everything sucks |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:02:14): | I should probably relisten to that album, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's amazing |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:03:40): | My driver is wearing a fedora and opened the door for me |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:05:04): | You should ask him to play limp Bizkit on Spotify |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:05:39): | I need to be rich so everyone treats like me this |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:05:47): | Now I'm fake rich |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:13:03): | Would you agree that it's all about the nookie? |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:31:08): | "Everything in the world is about nookie. Except nookie, nookie is about power." -Oscar Wilde |
| Saturday, 11 March 2017 |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:47:21): | https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzMxOTY1MDExMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMzAxNzI1MDE@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,1534,1000_AL_.jpg |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:43:45): | Got the Pixel |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:43:54): | Regular or XL |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:44:09): | Best phone ever? |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:51:44): | Regular with a 128 gig was same price as XL with 32 gig so I went with the regular |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:51:56): | Good call |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:52:51): | And I've only had it for a few hours but I can definitively say yes, there is no place left for cell phones to go after this, the cell phone market may as well shut down |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:23:17): | That's how I feel about phones now, what can they possibly do to make them better at this point |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:10:33): | Auto dick pics |
| Steal from Thiel | (20:04:53): | What Reddit app you guys use |
| Steal from Thiel | (20:05:31): | And why, please format in a 5 paragraph paper |
| Steal from Thiel | (20:05:45): | What Reddit app you guys use |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:06:46): | Relay is the best android one IMO |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:06:44): | Is it Freelay |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:07:47): | Yea they probably changed the name |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:08:06): | There's a fee and a paid version, I think I ended up paying for it cuz I hated ads |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:08:25): | You consumer sheep |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:32:50): | You're putting Marc out of the job you SCUM |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:33:40): | That'll show him |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:04:14): | I'm tv. Not digital |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:05:24): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:44:26): | Doesnt matter still fapped |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (23:16:34): | Relay Pro |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (23:18:55): | Relay is hands down best. I much prefer the app the the desktop format. Gesture control is great. Plus, is just one guy u/dbrady, I think. He's super responsive to bugs too on r/RelayForReddit |
| Sunday, 12 March 2017 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:41:37): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:47:51): | Damn Trudeau really does look like Zach Braff lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:34:53): | Just saw get out |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:35:20): | Want to kill whitey yet? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:35:34): | Nah but the black dude should have died |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:36:29): | Like the white guy had him in a rear naked choke. If done right you are out in seconds. Dude fought through |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:36:56): | How was the movie other than the MMA inaccuracies |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:39:00): | Got white people right. The devil |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:40:13): | http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/TECH/web/06/16/dave.chappelle.online.mashable/t1larg.dave.chappelle.gi.jpg |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:44:33): | Art direction was weird |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:02:31): | How does it rank up with classic film Keanu |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:33:34): | There's an Irish Halloween going on in Port Reading for St Patrick's day |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:38:04): | What is Irish Halloween |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:38:18): | You got be out potatos |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:51:56): | Idk but all these roads are closed , kids dressed in green with bags of shit, drunk (presumably) adults with them |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:52:00): | Saw this |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:52:05): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:52:52): | It's just an Irish family you rasicts |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:54:15): | There's Irish flags and cabbage everywhere it's a HELLHOLE |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (14:58:23): | First we have black history month and now we are giving days to the Irish |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:00:02): | If I learned anything from Get Out. It's that rasicts white people are super smart |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:07:31): | I guess thats why the "Powers that Be* are often "Racist White People" |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:14:18): | Was get out worth a watch though |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:15:07): | Yea |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:15:26): | I didn't like the art direction but overall great movie |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:38:36): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:53:00): | How did the koolaid taste? |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:54:04): | Tastes like reality |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:58:01): | Does it ? |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:09:53): | Idk it's what the big Banks paid me to say |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:11:12): | Nah. You don't paid from them. I do g see you at the meetings |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:11:55): | They had cake the other day. It was Billy's 100th sub prime mortgage solid. |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:48:29): | They grow up so fast |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:51:43): | Say what you want. But I'm gunna dip by balls in gold and drag across the queens foreheaf |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:54:59): | Oh I'd love to fuck up the person who told people they need austerity cuts while wearing a hat worth a million dollars |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:57:51): | Queen knows what's up |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:58:16): | Why would I help the poor when I can put spinning rims on a gold jetski |
| Monday, 13 March 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:49:42): | A guy from Nevada is trying to get a bill to elect the president by popular vote. They needs to get struck down |
| Steal from Thiel | (07:51:59): | Nah it needs to go through fuck the antiquated land holding favoring electoral college. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:52:34): | Nah we need it. Then it's just mob rule |
| Steal from Thiel | (07:52:36): | Texas just passed a law letting doctors like or omit to their patients that they're peefnanr |
| Steal from Thiel | (07:52:41): | Pregnant* |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:53:35): | Texas is Texas |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:53:40): | You can't fix that |
| Steal from Thiel | (07:54:24): | I'll say. It's so people don't know their pregnant until it's too late for an abortion. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:55:01): | Well I'm against abortion but you still can't lie |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:55:10): | Gotta let them know |
| Steal from Thiel | (07:57:05): | For real messed up. So wait a senator from Nevada is bringing a bill to the house about popular vote? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (08:10:06): | The trick is to go for a preemptive abortion even if you don't know you're pregnant |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (08:10:31): | "I threw up this morning, I'm either pregnant or hungover. Better go have an abortion just to be safe" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:41:17): | You guys want to do a march madness pool? |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:41:46): | I don't know shit about college basketball |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:41:49): | So yea sure |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:42:00): | I'll make a group |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:42:09): | Gimme emails I can send the link too |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:46:30): | i know so little about college basketball that it would probably be a more efficient financial investment for me to take my cash and throw it into a crowd |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:47:03): | My mom won last year |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:47:10): | It's 90% luck |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:48:03): | Yea there's always upsets and with 64 teams you could actually follow all of them, but with so many games and potential upsets it doesn't matter |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:48:25): | but how do i know the traditionally good teams |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:48:49): | Always pick the 1 seed |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:48:52): | so I am not seeing Duke vs Rhode Island Institute of Interior Design and Ballroom Dancing and flipping a coin to see who gets my money |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (11:49:06): | I have Duke winning it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:49:51): | RIIIDBD does have them beat in agility and feng shui though |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:09:59): | This is the kitchen in my office |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:10:14): | That's just a sign in the wall |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:11:03): | It's a kitchen called the Hack Lounge? Guess its better than your doctor's office being called the Hack Lounge |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:29:05): | Dad joke |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:29:53): | Lol. I'm a genocidal maniac then |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:46:41): | I'm about to kill indiscriminately |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:57:53): | KILL STREAK |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:58:07): | UNSTOPPABLE |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:58:41): | TOTAL DOMINATION |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:02:17): | Mmmmonster kill |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:48:40): | https://i.redditmedia.com/JtxFCurNZK8ptz_RlvuRSqZfUMNW3DW-HDlg04y6zu4.jpg?s=83e0cf12e850ac582c85ab23329e0429 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:49:36): | damn hilly thats a rockin cut |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:49:55): | Hillary has joined the resistance |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:49:58): | very.... presidential |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:50:30): | She figured she can't be the first woman president so now she's going to be the first Butch president |
| Tuesday, 14 March 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (04:19:47): | Is it just me or does vermin supreme look like Josh invented time travel, went back in time got stuck and just made the most of it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (04:20:08): | Also my phone wanted to change Josh to Jose. So #BuildThatWall |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:56:51): | I could see that |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:57:02): | Too many time crystals |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (08:37:53): | work from home snow day aka get drunk in the afternoon and play video games while dodging emails day |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:51:30): | Noice. We actually didn't get that much snow down in Old Bridge yet, how is it near you guys |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:51:46): | We got a lot of sleet here |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:53:38): | Yea this shit is heavy af for a manlet like me |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:54:24): | Lots of sleet here too |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:11:39): | You drunk yet pete |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:24:17): | \U0001f609 |
| Wednesday, 15 March 2017 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:27:27): | We still shooting stuff on the 18th |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:27:30): | I'll need a ride |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:28:00): | And for you guys to sign the suicide notes I have written for each of you |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:40:35): | Can we bring personalized targets? We should all bring pictures of each other's faces and tell the guy were just practicing. Shotty Pete's face, literally |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:41:02): | What time on the 18th? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:41:10): | With a shotty |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:41:12): | Shotty my face |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:41:35): | Got some inner demons I need to shoot out |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:42:52): | Tell the guy your just practicing for later that night |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:44:38): | Sir what's the best weapon to aim upwards at a 45 angle backwards. I can never pull the triggers with my foot on a shotgun |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:45:00): | I'm looking for something that will really blow my mind |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:48:07): | What time where you thinking the 18th and where? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:51:13): | Noon. Menlo Park mall. Nice shooting gallery |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:51:49): | Oh there's one near Menlo? Sweet |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:53:01): | No in memo |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:53:16): | I was making a mass shooting joke |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:53:26): | Ohhhh nice |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:53:30): | Do you even dank meme Brian |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:53:46): | Wait so is it near Menlo or is it a drive |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:54:02): | It's a drive |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:54:04): | Mass shooting or a drive I'm down for whatever just let me know |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:54:18): | It's in Randolph |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:54:29): | We can shoot up menlo during spring break |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:55:00): | So we are now on a watch list right |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:55:06): | If we were t already |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (08:57:07): | I'll try and call later today for reservations |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:04:49): | The place is called RTSP in Randolph, I'd still love to go as long as it doesn't snow again around then |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:20:00): | I think we're getting light flurries Friday night but Friday during the day should melt a lot of shir |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:20:01): | Shit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:34:06): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:33:27): | What does this mean |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:33:30): | https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/841967881516679168 |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:17:42): | Oh in Snoop dogs recent music video he shoots a clown who looks like trump |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:18:17): | LOL |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:19:40): | Oh on Fox there was just title screen "Al Capone's Vault vs Trump's Tax Return" lol |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:19:59): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (14:20:03): | There it is lol |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:12:54): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:13:18): | To be fair she did more dabbing than any other presidential candidate as well, guess that wasn't enough though |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:19:23): | Put that Xbox game back in the case brian |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:19:32): | You barbarian |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:24:03): | That's my copy of Diablo and it doesn't work anymore because some asshole forgot to put it away |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:24:19): | You live in the hell that you created |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:24:31): | That's the real disblo |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:24:35): | You just play diablo, I live it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:26:13): | unrelated but reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egV9yWMFuCE |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:28:46): | holy jesus i don't know if i can finish this |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:30:25): | ok this dude's just fucking wiht her right lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:31:06): | Idontknow |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:33:57): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mlPE8pxs4 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:46:19): | His satanist video is the best one |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:51:26): | He's pretty funny lol but idk |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:48:05): | I drink way to often on the job |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:49:02): | You sound like my school bus driver |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:51:16): | It's a living! Glug glug glug |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:56:11): | is it like business meetings with clients and so you drink with them, or is it like "oh boy slow wednesday OPEN THE OFFICE BAR" |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:44:30): | He responded |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:44:51): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:00:35): | That is a great response |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:53:43): | Yea I subscribed to r/libertarian |
| Steal from Thiel | (20:56:13): | About time ya be true to yourself |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:56:33): | So keep you hands out of my pockets |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:56:42): | And go have sex with who ever |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:48:32): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:49:07): | Sounds like a party |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:55:41): | That's real btw dude did it go show his freedom and what libertarianism is about. Lot of people were pissed though one guy said it was so gross it violated the Non-Agression Pact lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:56:17): | Keep your laws off his body brian |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:57:23): | https://youtu.be/Tb8cErokGFs lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:15:41): | Mother fucking Bernie sanders paid 13 percent of his income to tax and nigga wants me to pay for people college |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:16:21): | You know what happens if you pay more than you owe to the IRS? They make a big ass deal about it just to eventually send it back. |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:16:53): | Also you're not who he's saying should pay lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:17:15): | No I am |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:17:26): | My house with my dad mom sister and me |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:17:38): | We are in the top 2.5% of income |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:17:46): | Night wants to tax me |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:18:06): | My sister and mom make over 100k each |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:18:15): | Dads high 80s |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:18:23): | Actually depends how you file. Your parents if they're total income is over 250k would be hit. Your sister is she filed independently would not |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:18:49): | Say we do do independt. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:18:59): | 180k is still top 5% |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:19:04): | Then none of you would be hit |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:19:20): | Everyone should pay the same percent |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:19:25): | Well no |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:19:29): | I do t want to pay |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:19:39): | Yea I know from recent research 174k puts you at 96.8% |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:19:51): | That's what all senators get |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:20:56): | If all goes to plan I'll pull over well over that when get up there |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:20:59): | So I don't want to pay |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:21:10): | My job |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:21:18): | Not as a senator |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:22:58): | Honestly you could also just raise the tax on the top .1 percent who make an average 27 million a year by 5% and have it paid for |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:23:34): | Or. Tax everyone the same |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:23:39): | Or |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:23:41): | I did the math before based on the estimated cost of paying for the plan and IRS tax data of 2016 |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:24:10): | Well because of what's called the marginal utility of a dollar a flat tax is actually a regressive tax, probably the smartest thing my old boss ever said |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:24:45): | Listen. We are all equal. We all pay same percent. That's how it should be. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:24:52): | You make 10 K |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:24:57): | Pay 1k in taxes |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:25:06): | You make 10 million |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:25:12): | 1 million in taxes |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:26:09): | You don't think the 1k tax on the guy who makes 10k is a much bigger burden to his life than the guy who pays 1 million on 10 million? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:27:15): | I don't really care. Fare is fare. We all pay the same |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:28:15): | whatd i miss |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:28:20): | I'm saying by making it the same it's not actually fair because those who already have less feel it more |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:28:26): | Marc's a libertarian now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:29:14): | I'm saying you all pay the same. It's not right to tax one person over the other. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:29:26): | 10% across the board |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:29:27): | we talkin bout a flat tax now |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:29:34): | Yup |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:29:35): | Nah percent |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:29:48): | That is a flat tax |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:30:08): | Then sure 10% or 15% what ever the number is |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:30:12): | Well to keep the same tax revenue I think I calculated it had to be around 18% flat |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:30:26): | Cool |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:30:30): | Make it 18% |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:30:35): | Obama paid that |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:30:46): | You're current taxes would go up btw |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:31:05): | Ehh. As long as I climb and it stays the same |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:31:10): | Everyone who makes less than 250-500k taxes go up |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:31:20): | You ain't gonna convince us with an "Obama did it" argument |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:31:52): | what is the average amount americans pay in taxes |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:32:47): | I'm going to lay out where I'm coming from |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:32:54): | We are all equal. |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:32:55): | By amount or percent? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:33:27): | Also I'm going to bed I have to get the early train. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:33:34): | Figure out your argument |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:33:39): | Say it |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:33:46): | I'll have the numbers later |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:33:58): | And I'll just chant USA over and over |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:34:17): | Numbers, unlike liberals, do not lie |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:34:52): | I have seen enough networks say to me they were number one to know that's not true |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:35:08): | Oh well corporations lie worse than liberals |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:35:15): | LIBERALSSSSS |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:35:30): | LIBERAL CORPORATIONS |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:35:53): | PLANNED PARENTHOOD DOESNT PLAN YOU FOR PARENTHOOD AT ALL. IT JUST BORTS BABYS |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:36:10): | heres my parenthood plan: not today! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:36:17): | We did it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:36:22): | We cracked the code |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:36:33): | If you're a libertarian your for abortion but only if you can afford it, otherwise it's back to the coat hanger! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:37:07): | Hey. A rake world just fine too |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:37:11): | what if you only have plastic coat hangers |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:37:27): | Ahh the Blue LightnSpecial |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:38:18): | Listen. We can all afford to go to a place with stairs and push |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:38:34): | Well then you better hope it doesn't snap off pete |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:39:20): | Last thing we can do before we end this conversationb efore tommors Great Debate: Flat Tax or Fat Cat Tax? |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:39:29): | Currently, Trump is at 45% approval rating |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:39:34): | but what the LAME stream media doesn't tell you |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:39:45): | is that Hillary is at 36% and Democratic Party as a whole is 35% lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:39:45): | People still love him |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:39:58): | trump could cure cancer and he'd still sit at a 45% approval rating |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:40:09): | half this country will hate him no matter what, the other half will worship him no matter what |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:40:18): | It's just funny MSM talks about his approval rating all the time but currently the democrats have even less approval lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:40:55): | If they put Elizabeth warren against him. We get 8 years of trump |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:41:01): | Only way to beat trump |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:41:09): | Black Dude |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:41:16): | Get them darkies voting |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:41:59): | I got a solution that involves Saturday's activity |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:42:02): | \ufffd |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:42:40): | Mitt Romney won independents hand over fist. But the unwashed masses voted for Obama. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:43:08): | But he tricked us. We didn't think a black man could use so many drone strikes |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:43:16): | It was his secret white half |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:43:28): | all 3 of you are in for shooting on saturday right? gonna call tomorrow at lunch and make reservations |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:43:36): | im so down |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:43:38): | Barry O'bama |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:44:04): | You guys want to play football some time. I need to work on my snapping and long snapping |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:45:07): | Also did everyone see any schumer has a 1 star on Netflix |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:45:07): | Some 2 on 2 eh? I'm actually signing up for spring coed adult soccer in april, i was gonna say maybe we should all join some sport league thing (not soccer but something else) |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:45:23): | Dodgeball |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:45:29): | SexBox |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (22:45:53): | Men only naked beach volleyball |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:46:03): | I'll destroy bitches in dodgeball. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (22:46:21): | I'm throwing balls at bitches faces. No remorse. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:46:23): | i'll get my bhole wrecked in most team sports that require athletic skill |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:46:29): | but id try anything once |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:47:28): | twice if you're lucky \ufffd |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:48:15): | or basketball for a real team sport as well. go to some populated park, tell some 13 year olds we'll play them for the court |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:48:21): | and then from there it's all elbows |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (23:08:30): | I came murder any more teenagers. Judge told me 87 was getting a little too high |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:11:34): | it was their FREE CHOICE to DIE at my hand |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:25:16): | i think from now on we should start self identify as the political party we feel like that day |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:25:33): | im politicalfluid |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (23:25:51): | my views depend on how mad i am about the bills i have to pay for that week |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:33:03): | I'm a subscriber to Marxist-Leninist-Squidwardian thought |
| Thursday, 16 March 2017 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (00:22:26): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (06:09:34): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgjodEzrLgw |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:53:18): | Nothing like a good church burn |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (06:53:26): | SATAAAANNNNN |
| Steal from Thiel | (07:48:38): | Lol that was grear |
| Steal from Thiel | (07:48:49): | Seriously though being high in church is quite the experience |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:51:36): | Yea first time I was able to look at it from an outsider perspective |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (07:51:42): | Very weird |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:24:48): | I will refer to me pooping only in military jargon now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:25:12): | Dropping payload, etc |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:27:01): | ill try it out this week and see how i fel |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:27:06): | normally i use nautical terms |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:27:43): | it's coming out my port |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:27:48): | starboard bound |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:59:52): | happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day btw |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:59:54): | Austin 3:16 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:00:17): | alright shabooya roll call |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:00:25): | how many people should i make reservations for at RTSP |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:00:39): | is haley coming? |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:01:08): | Haley is not coming I'll be so very alone |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:02:46): | Besides being with you gays |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:05:18): | looks like it's going to snow on saturday though |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:06:01): | 1 - 3 inches throughout the day, so not too bad, idk how you guys feel about driving in that though |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:07:35): | Josh you going right? You got the SUV. My car is on death's door. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:09:36): | also what time would you guys want to go, before lunch, after lunch, before dinner, break in late at night when it's closed and loot hte place, etc |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:10:43): | also according to the forms you need to sign, if you are a marijuana addict you cannot shoot at the range |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:10:48): | if you think im kidding you are very wrong |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:13:54): | if we do the beginner's package it's like $65 per person i believe, comes with:\n\nOne .22LR handgun rental\nOne box .22LR ammo (50 rounds)\nTwo targets\nOne intro with an RTSP Range Safety Officer |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:14:41): | http://rtsponline.com/shooting-packages/ |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:26:03): | Do they make you take a pee test because I cant pass it yet lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:26:24): | no theres just a box you check on the form |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:26:52): | just lie, you marijuana addicts are used to doing that |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (11:27:19): | it's as easy as stealing from your own mother's purse to fund your pot habit |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:30:59): | As easy as One, Two Tree |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:13:44): | what do you guys considre low, middle, and high income ranges |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:36:09): | individual or family |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:37:21): | id say\n\nlow: sub 30k\nmid: 30k - 150k\nhigh: 150k+ |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:37:31): | for individual |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:37:50): | was debating between 150k & 200k for high |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:38:06): | but that last 50k stretch is too high to be in mid but too low to be in high |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:38:11): | depends on cost of living and shit too |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:38:40): | that seems like a fair breakdown though |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:39:30): | you know i will round to 200k just because thats how the tax data rounds it, I can't do 150k unfortunately |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:39:46): | what can of worms did i just open |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:42:18): | There is only people and sub human scum. The cut off is like 100k house hold |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:44:38): | Crunching numbers....please wait.... |
| Steal from Thiel | (12:53:31): | Damn Marc you took to Libertarian vies much faster than anticipated |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:56:18): | the commie would say that the subhuman scum cutoff is when you make over 100k per household \ufffd |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:02:08): | invited you all to look at some tax data on gmail but you guys can't edit cause i don't trust yous as far as I can throw yous |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:03:27): | the findings tab is the most important, but feel free to sift through it all. ask me if you want anything else calculated ill see what i can do |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:05:32): | can you just give me the elevator pitch |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:06:38): | alright here's the summary. for a flat tax to bring in the same exact tax dollars we bring in right now, we'd need it to be 14.18% |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:07:19): | this would raise the taxes on anyone making less than 200k by an average of 2,308 dollars, which is 95.75% of the population |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:07:36): | this would lower the taxes of 4.75% of the population by an average of 52,064 dollars |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:07:56): | for reference that means reasing taxes on 140 million people, lowering them for 6 million |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:08:27): | currently the highest tax bracket is actually those who make 2-5 million dollars. those in the 5-10 million tax bracket pay less effective tax, and those in the 10+ million tax bracket pay even less than that |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:09:22): | by income level, those who make 30k or less have an average income of 14,492 (44% of the population) would see their taxes increase by 3.2 times, from 650 to 2,075 |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:10:44): | middle income groups 30k to 200k make an average income of 75,029 (52% of the population) would see their taxes increase 1.4 times from 7,683 to 10,745 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:10:58): | how long do you think this elevator ride is |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:11:45): | Fair is fair |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:11:52): | All equal |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:12:14): | If not I'm buying poor people as slave |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:12:26): | those making 200k or more with an average income of 537,681 (4.25% of the population) would see their taxes decrease by 60% from 129,066 to 77,002 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:12:48): | Good for them |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:13:12): | this elevator rides ends when I SAY IT ENDS |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:13:17): | EMERGENCY STOP |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:13:50): | also, about 80 people who made an average of 30 million paid 0 dollars in taxes in 2015 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:14:04): | Well fix that |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:21:24): | Trump paid the same average tax rate as someone who makes 500k-1 million just as an aside |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:25:08): | who cares lol |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:26:29): | well peopel were saying "look how much he paid!" lol |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:26:46): | at least on Fox news which is the only mainstream news source my house allows lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:35:41): | Every one equal |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:35:46): | Even scum |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:35:51): | I mean poor people |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:35:57): | \ufffd |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:45:40): | thank god we are so above those peasants |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:46:06): | Well some of us. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:46:33): | I heard Brian's mutual fund is sub par |
| Steal from Thiel | (13:46:48): | lol oh the fiction of the stock market |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:47:00): | I buy people |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:47:33): | The more illegal it is. More money to make |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:48:30): | Sorry. Just woke up. Count me in for shooting range. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:49:17): | cool im going to call after my meeting |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:49:38): | I'll do beginner package |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:50:01): | Let's not do beginner. Let's shoot rifles. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:50:05): | gonna be around $65 per person i think including guns & ammo, i'll probably set an appointment for 12 if possible, you have to lie and say you're not a marijuana addict, it's going to snow 1 - 3 inches on saturday so just be forwarned |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:50:29): | Handguns are cool, but rifles are cooler. I wanna be a cooler kid. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:50:30): | they have rifles for rental there, check out the packages i linked above |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:50:47): | they're more expensive and probably more difficult to shoot for a noob |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:50:50): | I'll take a look |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:51:57): | Some rifles have less recoil than pistols actually. Should be even easier |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (13:52:18): | I'm throwing the bullets |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (14:08:33): | Fuck it. I'm down for beginner. AR is expensive. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (14:35:24): | yea i felt the same way |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:56:46): | We will go intro to master of arms |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:00:12): | Also the fucking names of these name |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:19:03): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:21:32): | also i'll do beginner |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:21:58): | I'm with Ryan in this one |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:22:08): | Dying is always an option |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:22:16): | Think about that everyday |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:22:30): | he deleted his account after the backlash of this post lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:25:59): | Pussy |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:26:20): | Fucking commies lost all the wars. Now trying to start flame wars |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:26:40): | WW2? lol |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:31:36): | What about the fact that the Russians were a fundamental part of victory in WW2? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:34:09): | Hey. Listen. Throwing bodies at a problem isn't the best solution. Also Russian winter beat the Nazis. And Nazi aragamce |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:37:42): | lol ok |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:38:04): | i won't listen to anymore bad talking about the motherland |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:41:04): | You see lol now wow tweet at Trump lol |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:41:19): | Lil bow wow* |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:42:24): | America is truly exceptional |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:42:36): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:44:29): | Hell yea |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:45:42): | Fox news is saying its a legit threat and discussing if the secret service should throw him in jail ll |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:47:15): | I mean that was just terrible. Not like violence terrible. But like Master P should ground him |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:47:46): | Yea shut a weak lame threat as well |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:47:48): | like dude |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:47:50): | you were in like mike |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:53:10): | If he did pimp out Melania tho |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:53:18): | I'd probably put my name on the waitlist |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:54:20): | Shame on you Marc. We're talking about Lil bow wow here, not lil Romeo |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:56:28): | Romeo is more of a lover than a human trafficker, as his name implies |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (17:57:24): | Also I called RTSP, seems like we don't need a reservation but I'll email them tonight to confirm |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (17:59:41): | Ya think Barron has an Oedipus thing going on? What happens if he runs away from home? Where is home? And why is a ten year old so fucking tall? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:01:44): | Alpha genes |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:25:28): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:25:33): | McDonalds got hacked lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:26:38): | If I was going to hack McDonald's I'd do something much better than that tbh fam |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:28:49): | "Free McDoubles for the next 24 hours!" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:32:03): | Exactly |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:32:20): | "Show your ass to get a free mcflurry!" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:13:34): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:17:33): | Your 4 hearts. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (20:18:26): | I ain't got just four stomachs. My three extra hearts provide me with all my meat beating needs |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:34:58): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:35:08): | This is why economists have no business in politics. wtf is this lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (21:42:01): | It's the circle of life |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:42:58): | This was printed in the Economists. Dude says there's three defining features, having democratic leanings, having republican leanings, and having libertarian leanings. \xa0TFW no Marx \ufffd |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:53:50): | what time you guys wanna embrace our southern roots on saturday |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:13:25): | They're open 10 - 8 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (22:13:37): | Only thing that has me worried is snow since you guys are coming from far away |
| Steal from Thiel | (22:13:51): | they don't like us city slickers? |
| Friday, 17 March 2017 |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:26:06): | We get there in the morning? |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:28:59): | Pete cancel your honeymoon to Hawaii, Fox news says to boycott Hawaii because a federal judge there overruled the travel ban even though they have no refugees there currently lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (08:29:49): | It's filled to the brim with panty sniffing Japanese though |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:37:45): | You guys ever actually watch Fox news? Ive been watching it a few hours a day just because it's all that my mom keeps on and I think it's starting to affect me mentally |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:37:48): | CUCKKKKKK |
| Steal from Thiel | (08:48:50): | \nOh God now they're saying it's a good thing for Veterans now that Trump ordered to have his portrait in all VA buildings since some didn't have it. "This is good for veterans" because now they can look at the great leader while you're getting treated for an injury sustained from where he sent you lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:59:28): | Hey. Where Obama sent him |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:59:45): | Blame the black guy |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (08:59:51): | That's Trumps motto |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:00:18): | True it was where Obama sent for now, you right it was darkies fault |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:00:41): | None |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:00:46): | It's the day of my people |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:00:52): | Binge drinkers |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (09:01:25): | Space commie? |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:03:11): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:03:38): | Star trek was low key commie propaganda |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:04:33): | Counter point |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:04:41): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:05:44): | Yo the kid in that movie every line he has is just a fucking guilt trip |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:06:39): | Sounds like my wife |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:07:10): | Star Trek was obvious commie propaganda, isn't the premise that theres a one world order and global space communism |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:07:27): | Also. Everything about that |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:07:34): | Like the world just stopped |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:07:37): | That's why the cast was so diverse |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:07:45): | No more plays and shit were written |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:07:52): | They always did stuff from our time |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:08:25): | They need a space free market |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:09:53): | Self correcting space free market baby |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:46:30): | My coworkers are taking about politics |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:46:48): | Wew lad. Did you come out yet as a libertarian? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (09:46:59): | You know what you must do, beast man |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:47:08): | Kill me all? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:47:10): | Em |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:47:13): | Not me |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:47:16): | What are they talking about |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:47:38): | How trump is a hypocrite and you are stupid if you voted for him |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:47:43): | One of those is true |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:48:35): | Have you talked politics with them at all |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:48:53): | You also didn't vote Trump right you voted Gary J? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:51:31): | Yup |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:51:49): | But I also hate when people think Hilliary was the better option |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (09:52:11): | She was the worst and the Democratic Party was in more flames then the RNC |
| Steal from Thiel | (09:55:19): | Bu-bu-but Slay Kweeeen |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:08:47): | Gary J is my nigga |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:08:53): | Gary Smoke That J |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:10:42): | Gary n Mary,\nSmoking some trees\nS-M-O-K-I-N-G |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (10:12:37): | First comes coughs\nThen comes laughter\nThen comes munchies and itis after |
| Steal from Thiel | (10:39:37): | Damn Josh you a poet and didn't even realize said fact |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:41:22): | man i wish i still had coworkers to listen to their political conversations \ufffd instead now I just try to shoehorn it into conversations about factoring polynomials |
| Steal from Thiel | (11:52:41): | "See, you have to take out an X out of each term, like how Trump want's to take the Meixcans out of each state" |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (12:05:45): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VMGPrs-sOIY |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (12:23:32): | Now that's what I'm talking about |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:37:04): | ya boy just requested to have more work & responsibilites at my job with no additional pay |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:37:14): | (I'm that boy) |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:39:13): | also hows 12 or 1 sound tomorrow for shootin' |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:39:22): | we can get lunch or dinner after |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:40:26): | Works for me |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:43:08): | cool beans |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:43:11): | and did you request it |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:43:15): | or did they request that you request it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:44:12): | i requested it |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:44:19): | they said they were doing some new program thing at work |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:44:26): | and i emailed my manager to say i wanted to be involved in any way |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:44:32): | so they are dropping my name to the person in charge |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:44:40): | i get a $0 salary increase |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:44:45): | but my company gets A LOT |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:45:01): | oh pete you bootlicker |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:45:37): | at least you'll get the TeamPlayer achievement unlocked |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:45:44): | im going to "accidentally" call my boss mom too |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:45:46): | see where that goes |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (15:45:58): | I'm drunk at work for the 3rd day this week |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:46:01): | you might be lucky and she might have a Oedipus thing |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:46:08): | let's hope not |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:46:12): | and good for you marc |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:46:29): | Marc are you sure you have a job and don't just go to the bar after you tell your parent's your going to "work" |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:46:30): | i cant wait to chug beer as soon as i get out of this bitch |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:47:10): | Saw a bunch of green jabronis in metuchen before |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:53:04): | ok heres an update from RTSP |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:53:06): | Unfortunately, we do not take reservations. The package price covers the first person, and each additional person is $10. Three people can be accommodated per port, so a group of 6 will need 2 separate ports. The beginners package will cost each port $85, plus tax for all three people. If you have any additional questions, please do not hesitate to contact me further. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:53:36): | so with 6 of us going we need two ports, comes out to $28~ per person which is nice |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:53:41): | so 85+tax? |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:53:42): | ohh ok |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:53:44): | that's not bad |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:53:57): | yea 28.30 plus tax |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:54:08): | you mean plus theft |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:54:11): | \ufffd |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:54:14): | well |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:54:20): | unless we want to do a different package with a different gun |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:54:27): | im cool with the beginners |
| Steal from Thiel | (15:54:48): | it's like they say, gotta learn to walk before you can run, gotta learn to kill a man with a pistol before you can kill a man with an AR |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:54:49): | Yeah but we have to ask about ammunition |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:55:26): | Like does the 3 person package have the same amount of ammo allotted to the group as just one person |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:55:26): | well the package includes one box of ammo |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:55:29): | we can probably buy another |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:55:37): | something tells me that it's going to be one box per port |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:56:21): | I'm not trying to fire just 10 rounds |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:56:24): | I want the whole box |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:56:26): | yea same |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:56:34): | but either way it seems fairly affordableb |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:56:43): | better than i first expected |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (15:57:00): | Definitely something we need to ask. |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:57:11): | absolutely |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (15:58:23): | id say our best bet is to go there and talk to the employee, find out what we want |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:41:03): | Fuck. I forgot that I have to drop my parents off at the airport at noon tomorrow. |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:41:39): | How far is the range from Newark? |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:41:49): | I might have to meet you there |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:42:32): | probably 35 minutes |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:42:43): | thats how long it takes me to get there from where i live and im like 10 miles from newark |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:43:05): | it's right off route 10. we can meet at jessies place or at the range, she lives very close to it |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:43:28): | K |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:49:25): | kk |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:49:36): | kkk |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:49:54): | Hiel |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:50:01): | So I still need a ride |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (16:53:13): | Is it just the four of us going? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:53:47): | Do my slaves count as people? |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (16:53:52): | jessie & my brother are also coming, plus marcs slaves |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:54:23): | Well that's just 1 and 1/5 person |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:55:18): | Got 6 slaves huh |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:55:25): | yea, I can do math WHAT |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:55:50): | Brah |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:55:53): | 2 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:56:03): | They count as 3/5 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:56:11): | So 6/5 |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:56:43): | WE LET THIS NIGHA TRY TO SAY TAX THE RICH MORE NIGGA CANT DO FRACTIONS |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:58:48): | oh right 3/5ths |
| Steal from Thiel | (16:58:56): | i only know math if it involves letters, im not a number person! |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (16:59:36): | Fag+got=U |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:02:46): | how drunk are, that math doesn't make any sense |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:02:51): | its fag+got=me |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:25:11): | I don't do numbers. I'm. It a NERD |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:25:32): | I can never work a normal job |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:47:40): | None |
| Steal from Thiel | (17:56:57): | i dont understand this at all but i like it |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (17:59:30): | I feel that's your answer a lot |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:01:48): | thats how i got into communism |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:02:19): | At least you figured it out. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:02:46): | I don't understand and I hate it. That's how I went libertarian |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:03:42): | Oh I thought it was cause you didn't understand economics \ufffd |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:04:05): | How's fractions coming there ? |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:04:32): | Well enough to get paid to teach em \ufffd |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:04:51): | Same with me and drinking. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:05:00): | My job shouldn't be real |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:05:07): | I agree lol |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:05:24): | But I get money and free shit. |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:05:37): | Who knew when you control millions of dollars people like you |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:08:30): | like you, or sucking up to you???? |
| Steal from Thiel | (18:09:08): | you should listen to the obscure song pill in ebiza! being rich ain't so easy, you might have fake freindships! |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:31:41): | #NoNewFriends |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (18:31:52): | Drake |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:22:43): | http://elitedaily.com/dating/sex-robot-romanced/1829768/ |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:23:10): | Because people buy sex robots because they're so good at romancing women to put out |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:08:47): | So let's meet up at Jessie's place around 1, we can get food after we shoot at this good place nearby |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:13:35): | Sounds good |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:13:50): | Nigga I need a ride. Commie. You like sharing |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:18:25): | Her address is 100 Center Grove Road, Randolph NJ. Apartment 4-8 |
| Steal from Thiel | (20:28:16): | You're a libertarian, you like paying |
| Steal from Thiel | (20:28:22): | It's all on josh |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (20:36:01): | This is a spicy argument |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (20:36:37): | Your Italian. You like pasta |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (21:04:01): | Don't rely on me for a ride. I'm driving to Newark airport |
| Steal from Thiel | (21:05:05): | Right. My cars kind of fucked right now. I'll see what I can arrange with lori or my mom's car |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (21:11:20): | Tell your mom you are exercising your second amendment right |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:34:39): | Haley's letting me use her car so we good |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (23:35:05): | Sweet. What time you want to pick me up |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:35:10): | She's got a online psych conference for continuing education credits all day so I'll be riding in the style of the Honda |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:35:40): | What time we meeting at RTSP, 1pm? |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (23:36:06): | Aren't we going to Jessie's |
| Steal from Thiel | (23:36:23): | Oh ok so Jessie's by 1 pm? |
| Saturday, 18 March 2017 |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (00:29:55): | Yea be there by 1 sounds good |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (00:30:08): | RTSP is like five minutes from where she is I think |
| Steal from Thiel | (00:30:12): | Kk |
| Steal from Thiel | (00:44:12): | Ok Marc I'll scoop you around noon since it takes about an hour |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:48:15): | Sounds good |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:10:48): | Hitting gym. Now |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (10:10:48): | 2 guns |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (10:11:12): | They're gonna charge us extra if you bring those guns in |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (13:19:29): | Where ya at Jew boy |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:23:48): | Outside |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:40:38): | I'm still trying to figure out what guns we shot today |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (18:40:50): | Might be a smith and Wesson one, looks like it kind of |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (18:41:50): | I'm\u200b surprised I didn't even bother to look. |
| Steal from Thiel | (19:02:18): | Yea normally your anal about detials |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:03:57): | Long shot (hurrr durr) but did anyone happen to get a picture of me shooting lol |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:04:16): | Wanna give it to my boss so she doesn't hassle me this week |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (19:06:18): | I did not. My b |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:06:40): | All good |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:07:59): | Dat trigger discipline |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (19:08:38): | Where my shot at |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:08:52): | None |
| George Soros Butt Slave | (19:09:02): | None |
| Sunday, 19 March 2017 |
| GroupMe | (00:02:53): | George Soros Butt Slave changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (00:03:13): | George Soros Butt Slave changed the group's name to Gun Fever |
| Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People | (07:14:21): | None |
| GroupMe | (07:14:44): | Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People changed name to Glock it too me |
| GroupMe | (08:54:48): | George Soros Butt Slave changed name to No Safety No Problem |
| GroupMe | (09:21:50): | Steal from Thiel changed name to My Gun Is My Metal Penis |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:26:49): | https://youtu.be/FObVW2abE68 |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:39:17): | Tracy Morgan knew what was up |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:11:54): | I'm looking into workouts again and shit to fill all this newfound time I have once I stopped being a pothead. Is this body attainable Natty? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:12:03): | http://i.imgur.com/nLhLRVx.jpg |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:12:59): | Or is spongebob juicing |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (16:30:37): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (16:30:43): | Meat, it's what's for dinner a durrr |
| Monday, 20 March 2017 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:18:47): | I'm thinking about going to the municipality today for gun license papers. Marc, Josh, you want one? |
| Glock it too me | (08:19:07): | Yea pick me up one |
| Glock it too me | (08:19:41): | Fill mine out as my true name. Funk master flex |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:21:10): | make sure to include on the form that this isn't even your final form |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:21:53): | also jessie has the gun fever too, we should head back to RTSP in april or may or whatever and try some higher caliber guns |
| Glock it too me | (08:22:28): | "Sir we need to see your group chat to make sure you are mentally stable"\n\n"I'll just leave now" |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:28:13): | im so down. i've been looking up AR-15 prices and they're are actually some cheap ones like 500-600 for a quality AR-15 |
| Glock it too me | (08:28:49): | They shoot .22 right |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:29:02): | i'll have to double check on that |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:29:09): | are you really going to buy an AR15 lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:29:15): | why not lol |
| Glock it too me | (08:29:24): | They are cheap and very customizable |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:29:32): | i mean that's about it. im not gonna be a gun obsessed guy, i just want 1 pistol 1 ar-15 |
| Glock it too me | (08:29:44): | It's the Honda Civic of guns |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:29:46): | just to get the basics covered |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:29:46): | and then anything that's on sale |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:29:56): | and then a RPG when the times right |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:30:38): | maybe just a .50cal for fun |
| Glock it too me | (08:31:02): | I'll just go glock or a full automatic drum barrel modified ak that was fitted to .20 gauge bunch shot |
| Glock it too me | (08:31:11): | The simple home defense stuff |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:31:14): | i need that for home defense |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:31:15): | lolol |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:31:34): | that way my home is ready for any Skyfall-type situation that may arise |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:31:45): | i kept thinking of gun fever 2 while we were there, taking a gun to look at and pointing it at the guy behind the counter |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:31:52): | then i think mohawk mike would have kileld me though |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:32:06): | yea i liked how the instructors told us that they were very prepared to kill us |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:32:15): | honestly it did make me feel safer |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:32:22): | "if you bring this gun behind the red line i will think you are threatening us and you will not like what i do next" |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:32:24): | goddamn |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:32:27): | ok mike |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:32:35): | message received |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:32:45): | damn mike i just wanna shoot zombie pictures |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:33:42): | honestly though they seem liked they are probably really chill people once you know what you're doing who's hobby just happens to be shooting potential life ending bullets |
| Glock it too me | (08:34:07): | "I'm prepared to kill all of you just incase you don't use leave the gun port right side up |
| Glock it too me | (08:34:15): | No pressure |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:34:33): | i might even kill one of you just to remind you that the threat is always there |
| Glock it too me | (08:35:02): | Tex would be a good shooting instructor |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:35:25): | ya'll ever heard of smith and wesson? |
| Glock it too me | (08:35:44): | That story is going to be told st my wedding isn't it |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:35:54): | i would trust tex with my life, even though his accent ended halfway through my conversation with him |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:35:55): | I remember Marc back when he was Tex |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:36:00): | it was a pretty great story |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:36:02): | Wife: "Wait what?" |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:36:10): | "we'll talk later" |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:36:21): | "Don't make a scene you dumb bitch this is M DAY" |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:36:25): | "Tex's day" |
| Glock it too me | (08:36:48): | Let's be real the story might be told at Pete's wedding |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:37:03): | gotta impress the bridesmaids somehow |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:38:34): | im going to a sorority alum semiformal in april marc, ill need your best tips for a GDI |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:38:52): | None |
| Glock it too me | (08:57:40): | Best tip. Don't be GDI |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:58:18): | youre a GDA now pet |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:58:19): | pete |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:58:21): | a God Damn Adult |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:22:47): | Anyone interested in spring soccer? Singing up today. Lori is too. Most people are playing are in the 35-49 range so even if you're not good as long as you can run you'll be good lol |
| Glock it too me | (11:56:51): | Can I be Vinnie Jones? |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:03:48): | If you think I can run you are very wrong |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:19:30): | every team needs a vinnie jones |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:17:18): | rip David Rockfeller |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:26:41): | None |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:29:25): | Who dat |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:29:34): | And who is Vinnie Jones |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:33:51): | David Rockafeller, of Rockafeller family, billionaire, just had his 6th heart transplant 2 years ago at age 99 |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:36:17): | The fuck was he eating do have destroyed 7 hearts |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:37:28): | who knows. Vinnie jones is ex soccer goon who became an actor after his soccer career, where he often plays a hard man |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:37:48): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdsJnQrI-kU |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:37:53): | this is typical vinnie jones |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:43:21): | Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that the Juggernaut was a pansy as soccer player |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:43:46): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLhO2i4cTco |
| Alex & Don's Executive Adventure | (13:52:38): | Was he any good or was he just a dick? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:53:27): | kind of before my time but general consensus is that he was just a dick lol |
| Glock it too me | (15:06:14): | I'm gunna make these old fucks my bitch |
| Glock it too me | (15:06:23): | I'm gunna get a red card |
| Glock it too me | (15:06:32): | And they get a white ambulance |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (16:04:09): | Lol if you do want to join it's 95 bucks for a season all games on Sundays either 3 or 430, got Lori to do it too so maybe Jackie or one of Lori's other soccer friends will join |
| GroupMe | (16:08:05): | Alex & Don's Executive Adventure changed name to Amendment #2 Is My #1 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:00:15): | took you a while to think of that gem eh |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (17:02:17): | I see you like to hide behind amendment #1, boy. That there is some slimy liberal smack talk I hear coming from your mouth, boy. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:04:40): | bu-bu-but muh freeze peach |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (17:05:09): | Boy, one more word and I swear. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:05:29): | jewish |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (17:05:45): | Oi vey, boy. |
| No Safety No Problem | (17:08:48): | Durrrrrr |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:16:26): | Marc, you have any interest in seeing Tim and Eric live in NYC, boy? |
| Glock it too me | (21:16:38): | When |
| Glock it too me | (21:16:43): | I would |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:17:24): | July 14th 8pm |
| Glock it too me | (21:18:01): | Let me check. But pencil me in for yes |
| Glock it too me | (21:18:13): | Where are they gunna be ? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:18:37): | A theater |
| Glock it too me | (21:18:49): | Which one |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:18:50): | Or coliseum |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:18:59): | Or garden |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:19:10): | Boy, quit it with your questions |
| No Safety No Problem | (21:19:20): | I said BOY |
| Glock it too me | (21:20:53): | They are at the Town Hall |
| Glock it too me | (21:21:05): | Theater district |
| Glock it too me | (21:21:13): | Aka FaggotTown |
| Tuesday, 21 March 2017 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:46:21): | Tomi Lahren suspended from the blaze for being pro choice lol |
| Glock it too me | (08:48:52): | Talk about benching your star player |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:51:45): | Now they're just gonna hire look a like Lauren southern |
| Glock it too me | (08:52:24): | I'd have a threesome with both of those two |
| Glock it too me | (08:52:55): | Hitting it from behind and they are saying gays are destroying America |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:58:29): | Who is Toni Lahren |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:09:23): | Blonde conservative/libertarian woman who went on daily show some months back, YouTube personality turned "reporter" |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:09:43): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:10:04): | Oh yikes |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:16:24): | All the servers are down at work, so glad I dragged myself in today |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:19:15): | Time to gossip about IT |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:19:35): | We don't even have onsite IT |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:19:38): | That's the worst part |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:26:31): | Marc, I need to know today if you're coming to Tim and Eric in July, boy. Tickets go on sale tomorrow, boy. Capisce? |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:27:47): | That's Italian for "please provide an update as soon as possible" |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:13:48): | So a few weeks ago I bought two boxes of girl scout cookies from my fat coworker's daughter |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:13:52): | this morning she IMs me |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:14:20): | There's been a recall, boy? |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:14:22): | and says that my cookies came in yesterday when I was working from home, and she left them on my desk, but then had a moment of weakness and ate an entire sleeve of cookies from one box and then most of the cookies from a sleeve of the other box |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:15:55): | Holy shit |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:15:57): | wish i was making this shit up lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:16:02): | Lmao |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:16:09): | my response to her was "good thing i didn't give you the money up front LOL" |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:16:28): | /r/fatpeoplestories |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:16:43): | she literally just walked over to my desk and ate the equivalent of an entire box of cookies |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:16:56): | Lmao she should expect the full amount if she ate half the cookies |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:17:04): | Shouldnt |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:17:50): | Moment of weakness = eating an entire box of cookies lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:18:12): | she said she has extra boxes so she'll bring them in tomorrow |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:18:22): | and i didnt pay her any moeny yet anyway so i don't really care |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:18:37): | That's a hour of weakness just in eating time |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:19:02): | somehow i doubt that it took her an entire hour to eat that lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:19:10): | i bet it was more like 15 minutes |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:19:42): | Still more than a "moment" lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:21:19): | she said she shared some of the second sleeve |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:21:27): | but i'd question how much was shared |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:23:35): | Lol my money is on she's ashamed to say it was all her |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:29:58): | nah she has no shame |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:38:10): | How big is this woman |
| Glock it too me | (10:44:37): | It was genetics that made her do it |
| Glock it too me | (10:47:03): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:47:45): | I do feel bad that people my not be aware exactly how addictive sugar is |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:47:54): | So they're addicted and don't even know it |
| Glock it too me | (10:48:02): | Just do meth |
| Glock it too me | (10:48:25): | Crystals. White. Makes you hyped |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:48:32): | As long as tooth retention is low on your list of priorities |
| Glock it too me | (10:48:40): | One gets you skinny. Other fat |
| Glock it too me | (10:48:58): | Sugar causes cavaties |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:49:22): | True meth just causes the shadow people to come out |
| Glock it too me | (10:50:07): | Thing o learned. This is 100% false |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:52:58): | Yea I thought it was weird from the get go, like I can taste sweet everywhere on my tongue sour everywhere etc lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:58:31): | also no way petes coworker could fit a that many cookies on just the tip of her tongue |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (11:04:22): | Marc, boy. Let me know now, boy. If you don't, I ain't buying you a ticket, boy. |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:06:16): | brian i'd say my coworker is like 5'1" or 5'2" and around 250lbs |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:06:20): | she is perfectly spherical |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (11:07:04): | Just my type, boys |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:25:44): | just did some guessing on the how much petes coworker ate, about 1200 calories and 90 grams of sugar |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:25:49): | and you know she probabaly ate lunch lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:20:12): | i found the picture im going to save till next thanksgiving to start a family political fight |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:20:28): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:21:11): | what does that even mean lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:21:29): | well we're not at war with yemen and syria |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:22:16): | we do air strikes on the regular, so much that we actually ran out of bombs last year after dropping 26,000, one every 20 minutes, but we're not at war because we don't have soldiers there and congress hasn't declared it lol |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:25:06): | https://theintercept.com/2017/03/16/seal-team-6-attempted-a-second-yemen-raid-one-month-after-botched-operation/ |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:25:21): | oh, Death Team 6, nice |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:25:23): | https://theintercept.com/2017/03/09/women-and-children-in-yemeni-village-recall-horror-of-trumps-highly-successful-seal-raid/ |
| Glock it too me | (13:26:52): | I'm in |
| Glock it too me | (13:27:11): | For Tim and Eric and death squads |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:28:00): | you're too late on the death squads \ufffd |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:28:30): | \u201cThere are times when I stand up in front of a full-length mirror and act like a contortionist. I twist my neck and I stare at my ass. My fat butt cheeks aren\u2019t a particularly edifying spectacle, but that\u2019s not really the point. I look at them and I think: \u201cThere are so many wounds back there, even if you can\u2019t see them.\u201d One tremor after another, tearing through my skin. An earthquake, with an epicenter right there, sharp and violent, without a shock wave, and over time it\u2019s taught me a lesson: my ass is earthquake-proof. Sat on benches that have never stopped swaying and shaking, that ass has had to withstand every level of the Richter scale." |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:29:01): | this is from a soccer coaches biography btw lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:34:41): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=88&feature=youtu.be&v=s0hEFxhr0Cw |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:34:51): | legal analyst sounds exactly like charlie kelly lol |
| Glock it too me | (17:35:05): | I just IMed my supervisor "don't forget I am a cruel and angry God" |
| Wednesday, 22 March 2017 |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:08:40): | I buying 4 tickets to Tim and Eric, boys. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:09:59): | Sale starts at 10am, so I need to know ASAP if other people were trying to tag along, boys. |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:10:16): | Sounds good to me |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:12:04): | I think Haley would rather shoot herself |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:15:14): | Yea I don't need Jessie divorcing me after she finds out what it means to make your bub-bubs bounce |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:19:47): | I can imagine it now boys, like one of the "trying on different dresses" scenes in a movie, having to decide between tumblers and pumpers. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:22:54): | Marc, do you have any idea what you're in for, boy? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:08:26): | So the seats reserved for Amex members are pretty shitty. Should I wait until Friday? |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:09:06): | How shitty are we talking bout |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:09:55): | None |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:10:32): | no clue if the ticket price will increase, but it might be worth waiting, especially if we can get seats closer to the stage |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:10:56): | But then we might get wet |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:11:16): | I need to know now |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:12:05): | Yea might as well wait and then jump on it asap |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:12:22): | yeah |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:12:30): | There's only like one set of seats there that would be tolerable imo |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:13:03): | None |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:13:30): | even when i select for just 1 ticket, the presale Amex tickets are extremely limted |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:14:01): | looks like they're reserving the good seats for general ticketing |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:14:15): | pete, you think they'll jack up the prices on friday? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:14:25): | you have the most experience with live shows |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:20:09): | What are the current prices like |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:21:19): | $42 for seats furthest from stage or $47 for closer |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:21:32): | Ah ok that's not bad at all |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:21:49): | yeah but the good seats will probably be more |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:23:06): | Marc, whats the name of your company? is it by chance AEG? they have presale tickets open to employees starting tomorrow |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:24:54): | wait, for whatever reason, they're opening more seats now that are close to the stage |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:28:03): | None |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:30:07): | im gonna wait a few minutes to see if even more open up |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:30:16): | if they do I'm just gonna pounce |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:31:16): | None |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:31:25): | changing by the minute, we may luck out |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:32:15): | I wouldn't mind being left side if we're close |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:32:22): | I see a few sets of 4 |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:33:01): | I'm ok with that too but center is obviously preferable. I'll wait a few minutes |
| Glock it too me | (10:35:39): | Tim and Eric was adult swim right |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:35:48): | yeah |
| Glock it too me | (10:38:01): | Okay |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:47:36): | so it doesnt look like any more seats are gonna open up today. let's take a vote. \n\nwho wants to get the seats off to the left of the stage (NOW) AND who would like to wait for better seats to open up on friday morning (WAIT) |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:47:41): | cast your votes now |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:58:57): | I vote WAIT. \n1. seats on friday will definitely be much better. \n2. the ones that are currently available are just OK\n3. my wifi connection right now is shit, so its hard to say if the seating chart I'm seeing right now is actually reflective of current availability |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:59:04): | Now |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:59:06): | Ah |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:59:52): | 4. the seats we wouldve taken today have already been sold. at least i think (based on seating chart I can see right now) |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:59:52): | i'd say wait |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (11:00:00): | http://www1.ticketmaster.com/event/0300526D04F2D21E?f_tmol_checkout=true&ab=m_efeat4517v2Control#efeat4212 |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:00:08): | but you'd have to watch the site like a hawk, like you're registering for classes or something |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:00:24): | Wait then |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (11:00:27): | i dont mind |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (11:00:35): | ill do it friday morning before work |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:00:43): | ideally we'd want to get in the orchestra |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (11:00:51): | yeah |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:00:58): | i dont even mind the sides |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (11:01:16): | i wanna get sopping wet like a merry little crimbus bush |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (11:01:23): | right up front |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (11:02:22): | so i count 3 WAITs. Marc, your vote is now negligible. |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:02:37): | what am i gonna get, gotta keep it trim and wet |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:03:22): | Btw don't ask wait or now then give a bunch of PROPAGANDA for wait |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:03:29): | #resist |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:04:41): | #ImWithHim |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (11:05:12): | so present your argument for NOW you liberal, money-grubbing, hippie-loving commie scum |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:05:36): | Btw I heard someone say recently how shitty the "I'm with her" thing is and how she could have made it "she's with you" to be much better lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:06:17): | We can not put a time table on justice like you libtards like to do. Shrim needs to be seen ASAP, not only when it convenient for us, the audience class |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:13:48): | i like I'm With Her because it contains the word WITHER |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:13:54): | which is what hillary is going through as her health fails |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:18:22): | http://thehill.com/homenews/media/325160-chelsea-clinton-to-get-lifetime-achievement-award |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:18:40): | take a good hard look at our future POTUS |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:28:47): | She recently got put on the Expedia board for 45k a year + 250k in stock |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:29:08): | Following in mama "Walmart board" Clinton's footsteps! |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:33:04): | Also how do you get a lifetime achievement award without even making it to middle age lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:52:38): | It's like when Lena Dunham wrote an autobiography at age 27 lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:53:23): | To be fair though her life may as well be over |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:54:04): | Lena no \U0001f622 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:18:54): | my brother is absolutely ridiculous. i went to pick him up from work. on the drive home, he gets a phone call. its some solar panel salesman. steve asks if he can beat 8.5 cents a kilowatt, cause thats our current rate apparently. salesman says yes, I can. steve says well I want to make sure thats our rate so leave your card in my mailbox and I'll get back to you. I'm like wait what, mailbox? is he at our house? Steve says he is. Not two minutes later, my mom calls steve, saying there's a solar panel guy here to see steve. Steve flips out, "tell him to go away, I just talked to him and told him I'll get back to him etc" and then hangs up. Then he starts bitching to me about why my mom would answer the door. I'm like because it's 4 pm and someone rang the doorbell and thats what normal people do? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:19:04): | So we get back to my street and there's a jeep in front our mailbox. Steve's like oh shit why is he still here, take it around and go slowly in the cul de sac and maybe he'll leave by the time we turn around, but he didn't. So steve asks me to drive past and park on another street. So I do drive past and we drive around wright street then king street and I tell him were going back after king street idc cause this is ridiculous now. Before we can finish king street, my mom calls again, it turned out it was Tim at our mailbox the entire time |
| No Safety No Problem | (17:21:54): | If I ever win the lottery I'm going to give you a million dollars in exchange for you sitting around telling me Steve stories every day |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:26:41): | Then we asked him to clean out the sink since I just wasted my time driving him around our local streets to avoid this salesman who was really time and he had a bitch fit about it lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:31:22): | I told you about the time he ate ketchup right |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:45:46): | the time he "ran away" police and the whole neighborhood was out looking for him and he was across the street with gary playing vidya |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (19:10:03): | oh the time he took a girl on a date to mcdonalds |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (19:10:10): | Who's Tim? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (19:10:37): | lori's friend who is a boy but not a boyfriend at the moment |
| No Safety No Problem | (19:37:49): | Me love you long Tim |
| Glock it too me | (19:38:17): | The saga of long hair mark comes to an end on Saturday |
| No Safety No Problem | (19:38:34): | Rip man bun |
| No Safety No Problem | (19:38:45): | You going full skinhead? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (19:38:48): | WHY, BOY? |
| Glock it too me | (19:39:05): | It's getting annoying |
| Glock it too me | (19:39:18): | And just call me Eddie norton |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (19:39:43): | Same reason I cut my hair when it got long |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:24:32): | marc pete you guys use anything other than protein powder/creatine for working out |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:26:45): | Chicken breast, bruh |
| Glock it too me | (21:30:35): | Fish oil is good for your liver |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:30:49): | what about gains |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:34:03): | i've already stopped drinking for my liver I ain't do a lick more for it ya hear |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:34:09): | its on its own now |
| No Safety No Problem | (21:35:13): | Just whey |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:40:25): | Allegedly hemp protein powder is good |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:40:44): | I said I'm sober stop with your hippie voodoo |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:41:19): | oh shit it's actually super fiberous i take that back |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:28:35): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoL-ooApEJU |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:29:24): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drJWxMLrpE0 |
| Glock it too me | (22:53:43): | Can we watch hackers |
| Glock it too me | (22:53:47): | Seems so shotty |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:53:59): | i was thinking we need to |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:53:59): | it's so bad it's good |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:54:06): | it's where I got that "mess with the best die like the rest" line lol |
| Thursday, 23 March 2017 |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:43:29): | https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/421398464472162304 |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:48:13): | Wut |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:02:28): | There's a trump tweet for every occasion |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (15:49:29): | I Love Trucks |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (15:55:43): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (16:12:14): | Think of all the poor millionaire who lost their healthcare! |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (16:14:17): | I love that you can tweet right at the president and reply directly lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (16:48:05): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:48:53): | Lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:12:24): | \u201cThat\u2019s the story,\u201d Trump said as the interview ended. \u201cHey look, in the meantime, I guess, I can\u2019t be doing so badly, because I\u2019m president, and you\u2019re not. You know.\u201d |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:20:10): | I think Tim is longer my sisters friend who is a boy but rather a boy who is a friend, a boyfriend |
| No Safety No Problem | (17:21:17): | Is he a cross fitter |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:21:34): | If not he will be |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:12:05): | Bernie Sanders asked me to run against my dad. Got a text from someone at "Our Revolution" aka Bernie Sanders democrats, asking me if I'm interested in running for local democratic roles, right now being county committee people. \xa0I told my mom about it. \xa0She said her and my dad are the current Committee people for our district lol. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (22:13:20): | Did you respond? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:14:21): | Not yet. If I wasn't in the middle of job training getting a new job etc I'd definitely consider it |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:14:30): | I got the hair for it |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:14:42): | I just have to work on my baby kissing qualities |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (22:23:54): | So I'm ordering tickets tomorrow at 10 am. If possible, I'm getting front row seats or as close to the stage as possible, barring the case of ridiculous ticket prices. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:24:14): | awww yeaaaa |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (22:24:24): | Any objections? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:24:33): | I just hope they don't ask for suggestions because I won't be able to think of anything besides references to shit they themselves have made |
| Friday, 24 March 2017 |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:04:18): | i'm gonna keep trying, but ticketmaster is saying that there are zero tickets available |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:04:20): | None |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:05:19): | None |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:07:03): | maybe the orchestra really just sold out in the first minute on Wednesday. I may have fucked up. |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:12:46): | http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz222/tirmgea/ya-blew-it.jpg |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:13:05): | god damn it |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:13:21): | tickets are available on stub hub |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:14:13): | So WAIT party failed us again good job your propaganda fooled us all |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:14:41): | we can still go |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:20:18): | My bub bubs can still bounce from the back row |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:49:47): | whats the census on road tripping to see T&E? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:52:24): | Ok by me |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:58:50): | Isn't it in NYC |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:22:58): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:23:24): | Too many bumper stickers lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:23:42): | Also is Marc dead where he at |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:24:09): | Rip @Glock it too me |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:24:54): | I like the truck having both a Trump sticker and a Union sticker for Teamsters lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:33:39): | God damn socialist trump supporting scum |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:27:22): | my old boss Tim (the non crazy one just called me) why can't they just let me go god damn get over it |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:27:31): | im not even that hot |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:55:59): | Lolol |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:56:03): | What did he want |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:57:14): | also i have to say, out of all of the next gen biz boys, you are the worst at getting fired |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:59:31): | You fired me but I can't quit you :( |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:59:47): | Brokeback Accounting |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (15:00:47): | You can a-count on me coming inside you |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (15:01:05): | Also they wanted to know where I got a specific number for a report that I did like a year ago lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:02:35): | tell em you made it up |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:02:36): | then hang up |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (15:03:03): | That number? yea, i know where I got it |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:03:14): | see ya later |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (15:03:51): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIcz1ZTmnjY |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (15:04:22): | number up my ass, gump |
| Glock it too me | (15:16:18): | I was doing me job |
| Glock it too me | (15:16:29): | Aka eating and drinking free food |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:19:17): | i may have to switch careers |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:19:32): | because when it comes to free food i'm basically the human equivalent of an nyc pigeon |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (20:18:05): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (20:18:11): | Welcome to the phone farm |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:29:00): | What the fuck lol |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (20:29:19): | I can beat that |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (20:41:11): | Steve's phone farm |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:44:02): | What is he doing |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:21:00): | Breeding\u2026 in the only way he knows how |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:21:30): | What are the white dots on some of the phones? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:55:37): | I don't understand half of what is going on tbh |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:18:37): | Probably for the best |
| Saturday, 25 March 2017 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:35:28): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:35:33): | And the rabbit hole gets deeper |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (08:35:59): | $40/day is shit |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:36:08): | Is that Steve's autobiography |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:37:46): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:33:38): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:33:45): | I'm gonna get raped if I accept this job right |
| Glock it too me | (10:53:51): | Or is a sexist |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:59:48): | Actually I think his son is probably just super nervous around girls lol |
| Glock it too me | (11:00:28): | Send a dick pic and say man enough for you |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:09:36): | Or maybe you have to tutor with your shirt off |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:29:48): | Use my link to get $5 for signing into the Amazon App the first time: http://amazon.com/mrp?refcust=PETER68631N&ref_=mrp_10005_shr_ss_wl97918_C |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:30:09): | I got this for looking st the amazon app on my phone |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:30:21): | $5 baby |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:32:33): | send it to steve, link for link \ufffd |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:32:51): | im learning theres a whole black market for free amazon money |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:39:06): | My coding bootcamp has a stereotypical angry gamer in it lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:42:03): | Tell him that cloud is more iconic than link |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:43:24): | He's also part Steve and not just because he also has a lazy eye. He built his laptop from 2 other broke laptops, one screen from one and another's body, but still bitches about dead pixels. And he yells at the TAs for explaining stuff to him he already knows even though he's struggling with the topics and they're just making sure he knows stuff. Also he came like over an hour late lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:43:51): | I hate him he's a fucking ass hole and ive only known him 3 days |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:49:29): | No offense but if you're getting into programming this comes with the territory, these are now your peers lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:55:22): | All the TAs are super chill like office space though and the main instructors are both into Zen teachings and relate to it a lot lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:55:51): | Just wait till they talk about the gamer gate lecture though |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:56:12): | I'm just gonna steer clear about truth in video game journalism |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:57:42): | Alright continue to live in your false reality |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:57:56): | #FakeVideoGameNews |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:14:12): | the angry video game just somehow turned off our tv with the lecutre notes lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:56:52): | AVDN (angry video game nerd, for future reference as I think i'll have many more stories), just ended his class session by saying "fuck windows sometimes" because he got a windows update, same thing happened on thursday except he was yelling "FUCK WINDOWS" |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:57:48): | I used to watch AVGN all the time back in high school |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:58:07): | me too lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:58:10): | now i LIVE IT |
| Glock it too me | (22:24:40): | None |
| Glock it too me | (22:55:39): | I just bought dark dungeons. We need to watch it |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (22:58:26): | Tell me more |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:59:40): | I'm in |
| Glock it too me | (23:01:11): | It's based on a comic that was written by an evangelical guy. It's about how DND leads to the rise and that the works of Tolkien and Lewis are of the Devil. Follows two girls down there dark path or DND and Larping |
| Glock it too me | (23:01:19): | Don't want to give it all away |
| Glock it too me | (23:01:26): | It's as bad as the room |
| No Safety No Problem | (23:02:28): | Is it intentionally cheesy or bad |
| Glock it too me | (23:02:44): | Yea |
| Glock it too me | (23:03:02): | They made it to make fun of him. But the creator loved it |
| Glock it too me | (23:32:40): | I want to be an assistant to a king pin. |
| Glock it too me | (23:32:55): | Like in daredevil |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (23:54:20): | He died. |
| Glock it too me | (23:59:15): | Bonus |
| Sunday, 26 March 2017 |
| Glock it too me | (00:39:15): | Why everyone in daredevil give so much shit about saving Hell's Kitchen. It's a 25 block span in midtown. It's like 2 square miles max. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:41:56): | Because he's scum who wants to help the POOR |
| Glock it too me | (08:15:20): | Hell's Kitchen is midtown. He wants to help the poor head up to Washington heights |
| Glock it too me | (08:18:12): | There's the cracked I know and love |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:24:51): | Little do they know Donald Trump actually was on WWE, took a cold stone stunner and lived to tell the tale |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:50:39): | Marc I did think the Hell's Kitchen thing was weird two |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:50:52): | It's like two blocks full of gay theater actors |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:51:08): | Maybe if daredevil took place in the 80s it'd make more sense |
| Glock it too me | (08:51:20): | It was a really shitty place in the 70s |
| Glock it too me | (08:51:24): | Very Irish |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:51:29): | Yuck |
| Glock it too me | (08:51:46): | Now it's all yuppies with there man buns and tiny dogs |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:52:15): | If I lived in a comic book world I'd never step foot near a main city |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:52:34): | In NYC you either get raped every five seconds or attacked by cosmic aliens |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:52:57): | Marc how can you talk badly about man buns when your hair was long enough to be a hair loaf |
| Glock it too me | (08:53:16): | Hey. Hey. That man is dead |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:54:00): | http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0e/c2/3d/0ec23d417406b582eb028211f3dddb0b.jpg |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:54:01): | Who got sand in your buns Marc |
| Glock it too me | (08:54:22): | Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget |
| Glock it too me | (08:54:28): | Listen and you won't regret |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:54:39): | Also how come nobody talks about how Spider-Man killed an innocent man in the first movie |
| Glock it too me | (08:54:40): | Be true to yourself don't miss your chance |
| Glock it too me | (08:55:01): | Daredevil kills a hooker in his first comic |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:55:15): | Yea but that's just a hooker |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:55:21): | We've all been there |
| Glock it too me | (08:55:40): | You talking about the guy who falls out the window? |
| Glock it too me | (08:56:09): | Or that period when he converted to Islam? |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:56:50): | Window guy |
| Glock it too me | (08:57:03): | That was an accident |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:59:17): | Everybody gets one |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:59:22): | Civilian kill |
| Glock it too me | (08:59:44): | One. Fuck. Can I burrow yours then? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:59:59): | I'm saving mine for when I go to DC |
| Glock it too me | (09:00:00): | And then all of your extended families ones too? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:01:52): | This idea can be made into lame movie called "the slow purge" |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:19:50): | You like butter, don't you brian? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:33:33): | I'm still proud of that lol |
| Glock it too me | (09:33:52): | What did I miss |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:33:54): | That was a lot of fun |
| Glock it too me | (09:34:27): | There are 2 questions I ask a lot. \n\n1. Was I there \n\n2. How drunk was I |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:34:41): | No and a lot I presume |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:34:44): | No, probably a lot |
| Glock it too me | (09:35:06): | Trick question. It's always a lot |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:35:40): | I literally can't stop drinking hahaha help me blerghhhh |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:36:22): | Doctor said I have to stop eating fried chicken for breakfast but what does he know nom nom nom help me |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:40:34): | I actually made fried chicken last night and gave myself the worst burn of my life on my thumb it was hurting 3 hours, never moving anything in high oil with my have again lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:40:53): | I'm a fucking retard lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:42:39): | Durrrrr |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:42:46): | Man I want fried chicken |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:43:03): | We all need to go to 86 grill in union, best fried chicken place I've found |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:43:27): | They fry it all fresh for you, plus you get 3 big pieces of chicken, a side, biscuit, and drink all for like 7 dollars |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:43:28): | Fried chicken is the shit lol I'm down sometime |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:43:50): | Damn good deal |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:44:29): | I know right |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:44:37): | I tell everyone about this place, it's too good |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:49:15): | Lol I was looking at reviews and found one by a fag named Pete S |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:49:55): | You're a yelper huh? God Yelp us. |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:50:03): | \U0001f60f |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:50:08): | I love yelp |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:50:38): | I like Jen paradises reviews of the airport Chili's or whatever the fuck it was lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:50:48): | Oh man |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:50:53): | That was a classic |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:55:01): | Or when she bitched about a bar asking her not to charge her phone on their outlet lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:55:42): | Electricity ain't free |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:54:13): | None |
| Monday, 27 March 2017 |
| Glock it too me | (05:17:05): | Trump gave Merkel a 300 billion dollar invoice. I hope next time he meets with here he just play "bitch better have my money" |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:42:23): | So news sites are reporting but white house is denying but white house has lied before but also these are fake news sites I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:57:04): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQOHZEYrXxQ |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:07:05): | love that comment lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:07:10): | Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American past times. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:07:12): | I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America! |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:27:37): | damn that dude is acutally mesed up in the head |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:27:53): | he was calling someone subhuman jewish filth and is also convinced he would have been accepted by the confederacy lol |
| Glock it too me | (08:29:11): | Yea but get to the messed up part |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:32:08): | that he thinks he'd be accepted with open arms by white supremacists despite him obviously looking asian lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:32:19): | it's like that black kkk member chapelle skit lol |
| Glock it too me | (08:32:37): | That's why they got hoods |
| Glock it too me | (08:33:20): | Darell. Why is your rob so white. Ancient Chinese secret |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:33:39): | so they can be an inclusive white supremacist group, where nobody knows your name or race |
| Glock it too me | (08:36:00): | I don't care who you are or where your from. As long as you think white is right. |
| Glock it too me | (08:36:26): | Also even white supremacist love sushi |
| Glock it too me | (09:41:38): | We are fucked of anyone finds this group chat |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:53:44): | lets all agree, if someone leaks it, the other three get to kill the leaker |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:54:09): | I'm in |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:57:55): | It's official. Lori has a new boyfriend. \xa0On Hamza's birthday of all days. \xa0Is this how you honor Allah? |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:02:33): | How are we going to break the news to hamza, after all he's done for us? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:03:50): | bye bye window service \ufffd |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:36:47): | here's why nobody takes american soccer seriously |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:36:48): | https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/845959585743691776 |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (12:45:44): | Because of the kids Brian. Finally, someone is thinking of the children. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:47:21): | How liberals resist |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:51:34): | 10,000 likes = 1 resignation |
| Glock it too me | (16:18:54): | Did you see the London killing live stream where a bunch of people where smiley facing it |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:19:18): | Why so serious? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:31:21): | you guys hear two women got kicked off an airplane for wearing leggins |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:34:15): | hey pilot, what are ya, GAY?? |
| Glock it too me | (17:54:57): | No he is a true American. |
| Glock it too me | (17:55:15): | I can't show up in compression shorts. They shouldn't either |
| No Safety No Problem | (17:55:33): | Don't ruin it for the rest of us |
| Glock it too me | (18:10:15): | You can't even fill out them. Your calves are as tiny as your dreams |
| No Safety No Problem | (18:13:45): | When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that having giant calves was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down \u2018giant calf man'. They told me I didn\u2019t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn\u2019t understand life. |
| Glock it too me | (18:42:20): | It ain't about abs or pecs or money or dongs. Chicks dig calfs. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:43:20): | Then what the hell am I doing these planks for, my core strength??? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:57:15): | Pete, what day works best for you for Tim and Eric, Friday or Saturday? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:57:38): | Friday July 14th\nOr\nSaturday July 15th |
| No Safety No Problem | (19:00:57): | Prefer Saturday since I don't have to work |
| Glock it too me | (19:01:06): | Is there a show on the 22nd. I got nothing going in that day |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (19:56:46): | ight gentelmen, it's official. mark your calendars |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (19:57:10): | Saturday July 15th, we're seeing Tim & Eric live and in-person |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (20:09:30): | just sent everyone the PDF of the tickets in Google Drive |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:09:42): | Ok cool |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:16:32): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:05:48): | None |
| Glock it too me | (21:25:05): | Dark dungeons was delivered today |
| Glock it too me | (21:25:12): | We need to watch |
| Glock it too me | (22:07:50): | Theres commentary |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:08:06): | I love me some extra features |
| Tuesday, 28 March 2017 |
| Glock it too me | (08:35:43): | You got it spotify |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:09:58): | I'm ready to die fam |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:16:29): | Also you nig nogs free on July 8th? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:19:58): | I am |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:26:27): | Cool that's the tentative bachelor party date |
| Glock it too me | (09:28:37): | Isn't that July 4th weekend? |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:28:55): | Is it really? God damn it |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:29:13): | Damn |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:29:23): | Thanks democracy |
| Glock it too me | (09:29:43): | Yea. The fourth is a Tuesday so it might me the weekend before. But my birthday is the Thursday so it's usually the weekend after |
| Glock it too me | (09:30:19): | Also we aren't a democracy we are a democratic republic |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:30:51): | DPRK ALL DAY BABY |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:31:12): | Hoonestly we can do it in June then |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:31:25): | I will need the advice of you all to design t-shirts |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:31:43): | im leaning towards a shirt that says "Pete's Bachelor Party" and then has Zuckerberg's head in crosshairs |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:31:58): | This should be fun |
| Glock it too me | (09:32:10): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:32:18): | he's a sick boy |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:32:54): | i'm thinking we go to Sunset Hills in PA to shoot some AK47s and then go hit up some breweries |
| Glock it too me | (09:33:10): | Solid plan |
| Glock it too me | (09:33:13): | But |
| Glock it too me | (09:33:52): | i'm thinking we go to Sunset Hills in PA to shoot some Herion and then go hit up some underage boys |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:34:00): | i mean that's implied |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:34:24): | if you think i'm going to shoot guns when i'm not high on heroin and risking a child molestation charge then you're off your rocker! |
| Glock it too me | (09:34:50): | He's got a face of an 8 but an age of 10 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:51:01): | The thing about 8 years olds, half of em are 18 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:51:21): | God damn it I was tutoring someone early this morning, showing them something on my phone calculator and a group message comes down "I'm ready to die fam" |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:52:00): | Let that be a lesson to you |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:52:09): | it was cool he was like "me too fam me too" |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:52:22): | "this calc has me ready to just off myself" |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:52:32): | i'm pretty sure im tutoring a mobster |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:52:39): | or at least a low grade criminal |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:53:11): | The kid is a mobster? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:55:21): | he's an adult, he runs a jewlery store in menlo next to nordstroms, some arabic jewlery store I think. i was asking him basic questions and he couldn't really do any of it. \xa0so i essentially did both his homeworks for 60 bucks. slicked back hair, paid compliments to me like i imagine tony soprano would say im good a math 'it's like you got a computah in ya head'. \xa0he said he'd venmo me straight up so no commission, so I add him, and i see his past transcations was with another tutor who probably helped him with his last class. \xa0not that it really matters he's not making bridges, hes jus trying to get a business administration degree |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:58:07): | either way though he wants to meet up 5 hours a week to rush through this online course and im not gonna tell him his money is no good here lol. i'm a tutor not his parent. \xa0if he ever actually needs calculus to run his jewelry store and he doesn't know it, well i tried bro. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:53:34): | trump said we're putting our miners back to work |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:53:51): | but did he say miners, or minors? \ufffd |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:53:59): | also he called it the war on coal lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:54:16): | C L E A N C O A L |
| Glock it too me | (17:21:49): | Dirty wind |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:05:28): | That's what I can my ass |
| Glock it too me | (21:44:11): | Dark dungeons is 39 minutes of amazing |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:44:37): | Only 39? |
| Glock it too me | (21:45:27): | Yea it's pretty short |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:19:42): | https://bjk116.github.io/ |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:19:47): | read it and fucking weep |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:20:08): | suck it zuckerberg |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:20:10): | im coming for you |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:20:55): | My next project is called Facebook 2 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:20:59): | Its new, it's facebook 2 |
| Glock it too me | (22:29:45): | What the fuck is pirate bartender |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:32:29): | pay with some booty and i'll let ya have a drink |
| Glock it too me | (22:33:15): | Well I hit the cat link and it brought me to that page |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:33:45): | actually it was just some project from an old bootcamp i tried doing while working full time. yea that's my github, has all my half baked programming projects, i should clear out those old ones |
| Glock it too me | (22:34:01): | Also is Hello_World your coming out letter? |
| Glock it too me | (22:34:11): | Cause we all kinda knew |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:34:18): | no, that's HELLLLLOOOOOOOO WORLLLLLLLLLLD |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:39:43): | seriously though if you guys ever had a website idea, please let me know. 1) i need practice and 2) i need ideas for projects for class |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:40:08): | now thats what i call a portfolio |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:40:30): | i have a ton of site ideas but theyre mostly porn |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:42:13): | so you fall in line with the rest of the internet |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:42:26): | actually pornhub has an amazingly detailed search engine |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:42:42): | its almost as strong as the bbc it searches |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:42:51): | make a site where you put in your preferences for a woman |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:42:59): | and they deliver porn videos to your inbox each day with girls that fit the preferences |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:43:05): | oh shit |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:43:07): | like new videos |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:43:11): | as they come out |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:43:14): | good morning, here's your Morning Porn Digest |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:43:17): | from multiple sites |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:43:18): | lol yes |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:43:19): | and you sit there sipping your coffee |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:43:23): | as yes, Obese Asians |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:43:23): | a porn digest exactly |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:43:46): | "how many vaginas do I want to see before lunch today? Guess that depends on how fast i finish my breakfast!" |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:45:25): | this is going on the portfolio |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:46:11): | seriously though i can't believe that's not a thing yet, or maybe it is and i just haven't been as far down the porn rabbit hole as i thought |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:46:34): | if there are people jerking it to their VR waifus, there's gotta people getting a porn digest |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:47:25): | i dont know if it is a thing or not |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:47:27): | just an idea i had |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:47:39): | i assume if i already thought of it, someone who watches much more porn beat me to the punch years ago |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:48:45): | i imagine excessive porn watching goes hand in hand with being a programmer, so im sure one of them made it for their personal use |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:50:21): | ugh I gotta look through each website for new links? like a fucking pleb? time to break out ht epython! |
| Wednesday, 29 March 2017 |
| Glock it too me | (08:18:22): | I need a website that sends out alerts to my followers every time I drop a duece |
| Glock it too me | (08:18:33): | How big and wright |
| Glock it too me | (08:18:38): | Shit Stats |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:20:11): | Now we are just getting back towards dickbit |
| Glock it too me | (08:21:04): | Good ideas don't die |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:21:25): | They just pivot towards poop related purposes |
| Glock it too me | (08:21:54): | We gunna get all the bodily excretions |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:21:55): | We have to disrupt the toilet market |
| Glock it too me | (08:22:31): | Take down big toilet |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:26:54): | No man should have to PAY to poop |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:28:04): | Poop is being taken over by the bourgeois middle class who says you need to have an intricate water flow system and porcelain throne in your own house just to handle a bodily function that people use once or twice a day, depending on what they eat and how much coffee they drink |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:30:44): | Pete keep using words like bourgeois |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:30:49): | It gets me off |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:40:43): | Bourgeois Middle Class: Forsooth, thine bowels hath compelled me to release the brown humor from thine own backside. I shall head over to my porcelain throne and expel this toxin from my body into an intricate series of tubes that are run throughout this city\n\nProle: Durrr me got to poop, better go grab the McDonalds bag again\n\n\nTHIS CANNOT CONTINUE. |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:13:57): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:14:21): | Gamer conspiracy mix, now that's hot |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:42:07): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:42:11): | Any interest? |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:42:28): | When is it? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:46:55): | Gotta find that out lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:47:59): | by my calculations i made $419 tutoring this week |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:48:01): | im so pissed |
| Glock it too me | (13:48:06): | Sorry I love America too much to be a commie supporter. Unless it's a day I can go. Then Viva Italy |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:48:08): | 1 dollar short \ufffd |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:48:21): | Awwwww shit |
| Glock it too me | (13:48:26): | That's 100 a day. That's 500 a week |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:48:28): | Now you can never blaze it |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:48:37): | That's rich |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:56:28): | hmm |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:56:38): | this soccer game is july 22nd |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:56:42): | that date doesn't ring any bells does it |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:57:00): | Nah I'm free |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:57:13): | Let me just tell Jessie |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:57:44): | ill just be on my phone the whole time |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:57:52): | while the ceremonials go on |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:58:00): | ill keep the crowd updated with what they really want to know |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:58:09): | a meaningless friendly done just for american audeinces |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:58:14): | score update |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:04:57): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:05:02): | oh gokusnake |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:05:49): | Is he giving parenting advice to his wife? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:07:08): | yes, over facebook no less |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:07:13): | while they live together in the same home |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:07:23): | and i know for a fact are both home at th esame time since she's recovering from surgery |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:08:47): | i also encourage you all to follow my lead here |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:08:52): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:13:55): | It is truly a treat when I see your comments on Lori's dumbass statuses pop up on my news feed |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:17:40): | my favorite was when lori had some status that was like "you and i are handcuffed in the backseat of a police car, what 3 words do you say to me" and your reply was "you stupid idiot" |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:17:54): | we had a good chuckle at that one back in my condo |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:18:28): | I remember that. I was proud of it. A few people liked it I felt like how Rene must feel when a few people laugh at his jokes |
| Glock it too me | (14:42:24): | I hope there is a massive earth quake and he fells like shit |
| Glock it too me | (14:44:12): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:44:59): | Neil degrasse tyson seems like a guy sniffs his own farts because he likes the smell |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:05:14): | What does Neil degrasse Tyson actually do all day |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:05:16): | Does he have a real job |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:05:24): | Or does he professionally make quotes on Reddit |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (15:08:48): | Hes a product of late stage capitalism, a "pop" scientist who makes his money talking about stuff you can find in any physics textbook over special effects and lame jokes. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (15:11:59): | He heads a pretty big planetarium in NYC |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (15:12:50): | http://www.amnh.org/our-research/hayden-planetarium |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (15:13:01): | You know what we used to do to nerds? Shove em in lockers and not have sex with em. Now we put them on fox and the Zoolander sequel |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:15:19): | God damn CAPITALISTS |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:15:26): | Making science accessible for PROFIT |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (15:16:08): | They ran out of reality shows so they went to the ultimate reality show - the nature of reality |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:18:13): | Wanna see a real reality show? Look in a fucking mirror |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:49:34): | Cuck my shit up |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (16:42:19): | It's like a loser writing how he thinks cool kids talk lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:51:12): | Thank god we are the cool kids right fellas |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (16:59:33): | Haha yes. So I was getting laid the other night and I was well golly gee isn't this great I don't have rape anyone! |
| Glock it too me | (21:15:04): | None |
| Glock it too me | (21:15:07): | This is real |
| Glock it too me | (21:15:09): | I got another lizard like a month ago. I told my dad. \n\nMy mom and my sister don't know. And I fell like a serial killer taunting them |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:04:00): | Mouse, meet cat |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:06:05): | Rip productivity |
| Thursday, 30 March 2017 |
| Glock it too me | (08:18:06): | I farted in the shower this morning. Gassed myself out of it. |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:14:43): | Gotta cut back on the dairy |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:19:01): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:19:13): | wtf is #builtnotbought |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:25:18): | I have no idea what I'm looking at. These stats mean nothing. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:27:08): | In Portugal, they decided to name of the Airports after Cristiano Ronaldo. To with it, they made a bronze of his head, it looks just like him |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:27:13): | None |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:27:44): | You're late to this one b-man. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:27:47): | aw man |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:28:06): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:28:44): | At least they got the hair kind of right |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:29:14): | this is what you get when you hire an artist "no pay but great exposure!" |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:14:03): | https://www.instagram.com/p/BSPBu6YgYbk/ |
| Glock it too me | (12:30:22): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:41:14): | You are suave as fuck |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:42:16): | I genuinely believe the key to winning over women is to as charming and funny as possible in the first ten minutes of meeting them and then completely aloof and disinterested for every interaction afterwards |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:42:36): | Honestly yes lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:47:38): | it's the Beyblade Approach |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:05:15): | I like how you just saved her as Costco lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:10:37): | Oh do you rike bayorbrades? |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:10:55): | Rice rice konichiwa |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:41:21): | some Starbucks are now offering free coffee to two people if they agree to have civil political discourse |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:45:23): | also unrelated marc you still want the target? |
| Glock it too me | (17:52:58): | I have mine |
| Glock it too me | (17:53:59): | Let go get free coffee. \n\n"You're not only wrong but stupid."\n\n"I fucked your mother"\n\nCoffee please |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:28:59): | "I believe we need to exterminate the jews"\n"I civilally disagree"\n"Coffee please!" |
| No Safety No Problem | (21:31:14): | Or you agree and Starbucks becomes a safe haven for cheap neo nazis |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:31:44): | The fuck does Starbucks think is gonna happen. Marc, time to get on Starbucks Fight League |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:32:01): | Starbucks is about to become the libtard Denny's |
| No Safety No Problem | (21:32:53): | This is the most volatile period in our country's recent history, let's encourage political discourse in public between strangers |
| Friday, 31 March 2017 |
| Glock it too me | (07:31:14): | Styx is wake and baking |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:34:39): | My lizza |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:35:37): | Get high in the ho house |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:36:18): | Apparently harvard is working with Starbucks and it's part of a study or based on a study. Idk. All I know is if I need coffee I'll just ask anyone in Starbucks if they want to talk politics seems like the perfect place to lay out my political agenda |
| Glock it too me | (07:37:16): | Someone please talk about communism in the pinnacle of capitalism |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:37:40): | It's cause we commies poor we need free bean water! |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:38:12): | I swear I don't understand half the Starbucks menu |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:39:04): | Coffee is the opiate of the office working class |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:39:05): | I "tutor"aka take the class for this guy from Staten island and the women who come in with their non fat soy milk double cappicuinnos with a turbo shot of mocha |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:39:27): | I'm like how did you even find out that was your drink, how much trial and error did that take lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:39:57): | "and just a little whip cream! I'm on a diet teehee!" |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:40:37): | You have to develop a palate for it like a fine wine |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:41:09): | Mm yes, cream and milk with just s hint of coffee |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:41:15): | Except instead of dryness or aftertaste you're just looking for sugar content lol. Fill it up boys! |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:42:10): | Ahhh, a subtle 75 grams of sugar |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:42:33): | Thank god starbucks is offering free insulin pump refills |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:42:38): | If it was so unhealthy why does it give me so much energy that my hand can't stop shaking? |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:42:53): | More energy = more health |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:43:21): | The body can't process fat or protein it only understands carbs specifically whip cream! |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:44:23): | I thought carbs were just bread! |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:44:32): | That's what my coworkers say lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:45:00): | "I didn't eat any bread today, so I didn't have any carbs" kinds of shit |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:57:51): | Is that the one who gets her carbs from girl scout cookies? |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:03:24): | No that's the majority of the women I work with lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:03:51): | What is with women and sugar lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:05:18): | Sedentary lifestyle + associating food with comfort |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:05:23): | See, men eat sugar like dis "thank you but one serving is enough". Women wat sugar like dis - "FUCKING MOOOOOOOORE" |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:05:56): | I will have to disagree with you on that one, I also work with many very obese men lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:06:37): | True fair point lol. In my old job all the women were thin it was only the men who were overweight |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:07:01): | Can't wait to get my dad bod |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:07:15): | I'm going for that high school bod |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:07:31): | Lanky and uncomfortable in my own skin |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:09:44): | Ah the buffalo bill |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:36:13): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:49:05): | My mom's been watching more Fox news than usual and Greg manlet fartenfeld has been talking a lot about liberal snowflakes and now my mom is using the word snowflake to describe people. This might be the worse thing Fox news has done to her |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:49:39): | Also we should watch and do commentary on Fox news it's legit so bad sometimes it's crazy. |
| Glock it too me | (08:50:24): | All cable news is like that |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (08:50:38): | Is the manlet the one with the late night show? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:51:46): | You just have to watch it. Yes most cable news is shitty but Fox news is like a league of it's own. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:51:50): | Yes he is |
| Glock it too me | (08:53:12): | They are all shit in there own way |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (08:54:22): | They should just drop "News" from their name and air scripted programming like dramas, cartoons, sci-fi, and comedies. |
| Glock it too me | (08:54:44): | Drop the O and make it raunchy |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (08:55:08): | And another X and get even raunchier. |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:08:17): | And drop the F and add another X and just show soft core porn |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:10:41): | Check this hot bod out ya snow flakes |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:25:06): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:25:51): | Geraldo River introducing work your invisible hand! |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:28:49): | https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2017/03/first-horseman-privacy-apocalypse-has-already-arrived-verizon-announces-plans |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:28:57): | iphone master race |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:30:10): | Fuck that noise. Just use Google Fi |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:31:05): | Plus, you really wanna use a phone made by a Syrian? |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:31:46): | oh man i want google fi |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:32:05): | As though Google doesn't spy on us |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:32:09): | actually i want a flip phone and the world to revert to a time when it wasnt nearly necessary to have a smartphone |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:32:11): | Too bad you have a stupid Steve Jobs Muslim phone |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:32:29): | that's just your ISLAMOPHOBIA speaking |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:32:31): | Yea I just want a permanent burner phone now |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:32:33): | possibly transophobia too |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:32:47): | It's just problematic all around! |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:33:03): | this narrative is problematic because it doesn't give PoC representation |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:33:07): | BAN THEM ALL |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:34:13): | PoCs. Whites. Blacks. Gays. Straights. Jews. Chinese. Mongrels. Orcs. Whales. Orcas. \n\nWho needs em. |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:34:52): | now you're speaking my language |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:41:07): | Fuck race fuck borders fuck money fuck my wife |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:43:44): | UNITED CUCKS OF AMERICA |
| Glock it too me | (09:45:25): | Why is it everytime I leave you people you get all weird and deep. I WANT SHALLOW FRIENDS AND DEEP VAGINAS |
| Glock it too me | (09:46:16): | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LCgOxWUfN0g |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:47:17): | O man, that reminds me. I once heard\u200b Alan Buscemi refer to this chick as "Crater Pussy". I thought it was devastating. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:49:14): | Oh yeah ol' crater pussy |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:49:25): | He may have been dumb as shit but his insults were on point |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:49:54): | I think that was Sara karamin for Pete and Marc you may remember her |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:52:18): | Oh yea |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:52:27): | I always thought she had a relatively cavernous pussy |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:52:59): | You might have been there for that Pete I just remember smoking with Alan once and he was like you "you know Sara karamin?" And I think we responded yea and he said "I've been fucking her" and it was like oh ok cool I spose I bet she hooked you up with those baby back ribs |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:53:13): | These big vagina women are getting away with murder |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:54:45): | He was actually referring to this girl June |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:54:53): | She was a hoor |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:57:13): | Oh right I remember her vaguely mostly that he showed me a pic of her tits and it among the first I ever seen |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:57:28): | Damn Alan wasn't a bad guy after all |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:58:35): | If not for the whole heroin thing I bet we'd be great pals |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:04:02): | RIP Danny Lammy |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:04:38): | Forgot about Fat Danny. Pretty sure Alan has his name tattooed on his arm |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:05:17): | I thought we all agreed to get Fat Danny tattoos? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:32:31): | Danny, lammy of god |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:33:01): | I remember getting ripped off by him and having him hold Dan listo up at gunpoint. Good times |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:33:40): | What a hero |
| Glock it too me | (11:47:12): | I have not had sex with a girl form JP in our grade. I should change that |
| Glock it too me | (11:47:35): | Costco Chick was in Josh's grade |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:48:09): | Hooked up post high school but no sex :( |
| No Safety No Problem | (11:50:23): | NERDS |
| Glock it too me | (11:52:27): | Listen. What you and Zach Is your business |
| Glock it too me | (11:52:43): | Who do you think got fat and is a slut from highschool |
| Glock it too me | (11:53:08): | Or down in there luck and I can be a sugar daddy who will bang her once then leave |
| Glock it too me | (11:55:19): | Get me a year book |
| Glock it too me | (11:55:56): | I'm thinking Asian |
| Glock it too me | (11:56:57): | There is a 4'10 80lb Asian girl who works at my office. I want to see what it's like to be able to bicep girl her while be smash |
| Glock it too me | (12:00:02): | Women are people and you must respect them |
| Glock it too me | (12:00:12): | Just kidding I only have sex with them |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:00:37): | Amen to that durrrrrr |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:01:44): | So you can play Ms Pac-Man in Google maps right now. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:02:08): | Hope I don't get hit by a car while I walk around Virginia |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:02:39): | I'm driving, people are my pellets |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:14:29): | I figured out the fool proof way to avoid tickets parking at Rutgers. Just take off your windshield wiper and put it in your trunk until you return. Can't ticket you if they can't keep the ticket on your car ;) |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:17:03): | You're becoming a Jew. Return to your roots now before you can't turn back. |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:18:26): | It's too late |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:18:27): | Am I the Jew or is it the state funded institution constantly raising tuitions and still feeling the need to suck another 5 million out of it's students in parking tickets? I'm just fighting Jew with jew |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:19:20): | Let the hate flow through you |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:20:28): | https://media1.giphy.com/media/ClRNrS3IOnbG0/giphy.gif |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:23:34): | Irrelevant, but I love this https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2017-03-31T17:23:33Z/3a0c88ce.640x360r.mp4 |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:24:07): | that is great |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:07:50): | i need to take a poll here |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:08:08): | if i were to go the cheesy route and do my bachelor party in AC, would you guys still be interested in going |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:08:30): | just considering it as an idea since if we drove around to breweries thatd be like half the day being in cars |
| No Safety No Problem | (14:11:59): | just because i figured it'd be the easiest option, we can get dinner, drinks, gamble, maybe go to a show, get in a fight etc |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (17:05:22): | I'm open to whatever. Your bachelor party man. Whatever you want. |
| No Safety No Problem | (17:06:08): | We can still wear tshirts calling for the immediate assassination of Mark zuckerburg |
| Glock it too me | (17:44:01): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (17:46:18): | What a glorious picture |
| No Safety No Problem | (17:46:32): | He looks like he's about to explode |
| Glock it too me | (17:47:36): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (17:58:33): | This guy already exploded |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:11:52): | This dude at the bar has a duster |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (20:15:32): | That's hot |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (20:15:47): | Duster outside, sexy man inside |
| Saturday, 01 April 2017 |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:02:13): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:06:56): | Watch out for those Japanese Jews |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:09:36): | damn |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:10:00): | japanese influenced our culture, russian influenced our elections, mexico influenced our fast food. its like we're a melting pot of foreign conspiracies |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:21:04): | Hey. All of you are faggots |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:21:19): | I'm gay too |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:08:08): | Hi jessie |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:08:25): | Welcome to our gay lair |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:08:49): | You can tell it's a gay because the feng shui is great |
| No Safety No Problem | (17:36:46): | That was actually Marc |
| No Safety No Problem | (17:37:00): | Although the homosexual confession was all me |
| No Safety No Problem | (17:37:14): | It's been a busy day |
| Sunday, 02 April 2017 |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:41:45): | https://vid.me/JBhQ |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:41:54): | 9 more seasons |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (08:43:07): | Zach mentioned they released an episode. This an April fool's thing? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:13:21): | https://youtu.be/TZ96Tdih9ec |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:13:57): | There's another 7 or 8 of these kind if videos on the adult swim YouTube page. All worth watching. |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:16:28): | No it looks like a full episode |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:16:59): | Awesome. |
| Monday, 03 April 2017 |
| Glock it too me | (08:34:17): | John Cena proposed to his girlfriend after they beat the Miz in the tag team match |
| Glock it too me | (08:34:25): | Goku Snake devastated? |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:34:59): | I missed trolling him in that group chat |
| Glock it too me | (08:37:45): | Pete were you dressed like them when you propsed? |
| Glock it too me | (08:38:19): | Also it was the undertakers last match |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:38:25): | No because I wanted Jessie to be able to see me |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:31:52): | That Rick and Morty season 3 premier was amazing |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:32:10): | Bryan Fischer, conservative radio host, said the LGBT community committed the biggest act of cultural appropriation by stealing the rainbow from God |
| Glock it too me | (18:32:10): | I told you it was coming back. I got the in |
| Glock it too me | (18:32:31): | He's right though |
| Glock it too me | (18:32:55): | But little did they know. God was just showing he way to some loose man hole |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:16:10): | @Amendment #2 Is My #1 I hope that McDonald's brings back Szechuan sauce |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (20:25:23): | Check out @McDonalds's Tweet: https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/848573499874709506?s=09 |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:28:16): | Hell yea |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (20:53:30): | I heard the episode was about capitalism lol |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (20:58:57): | Only a small part. More about Rick opposing all government. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (20:59:07): | And family |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:59:32): | It's ALL about capitalism |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (20:59:59): | Family y'all |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:05:25): | https://i.redditmedia.com/AmxhGenf76dmOObDZVl-xrKqulzOhyeTLsi-s1dJCm4.jpg?s=fc2309fa6c20d3e5d9c2704bc2031a46 |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (22:09:55): | We blew it... up. We blew it up. |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:11:39): | The only married middle eastern country |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:47:58): | http://i.imgur.com/WpKhtQO.gifv |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:48:01): | look at this jacked rooster |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:48:30): | you came to the wrong chicken coop motherfucker |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (22:58:13): | The gif cut short the original. What's crazy is there's a second one in the background that's just as big. You can just barely make him out sitting underneath the coop |
| Tuesday, 04 April 2017 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:46:01): | Hey BBC meet BWC |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:46:30): | Seriously though I wouldn't fuck with that rooster lol. |
| Glock it too me | (07:46:54): | I would. I want his meat. |
| Glock it too me | (07:47:06): | That cock meat sandwich |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:08:05): | I think Google is looking at my text messages. |
| Glock it too me | (08:08:15): | Oh it is |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (08:08:54): | GBoard baby |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (08:09:08): | Not just your texts |
| Glock it too me | (08:09:17): | Gman stood for Google man |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:10:24): | I keep a Google calendar of all my tutor students to stay organized. And obviously I have them in my phone under their name. I have someone today since my calendar 8-10 am. He texts me about 755 saying he's going to be 10 minutes late. I say ok. Then at 8:04 Google says j should leave to make it on time since the commute from where I was was 6 minutes. 8:04+6=8:10, the time he said he'd be arriving in my text by saying he was 10 minutes lat |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:11:02): | I mean I guess I'm impressed it could tell 10 minutes late means to add it to this specific event but I'm not using Hangouts just signal texting. |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:11:33): | That's life in 2017 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:11:58): | As nice and fast as this phone is I don't like this lol. |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:12:24): | Get the remake of the Nokia 3310 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:12:44): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7_yugzUwAAbKZV.jpg |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:15:38): | My Steve jobs cuckPhone would never spy on me |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:15:41): | http://i.imgur.com/9Yq13cG.jpg |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:19:25): | I want off Google's wild ride |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:23:23): | I love when I schedule a flight with my gmail account and google automatically puts all my info into my google calendar |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:23:35): | Honestly I take convenience over almost all of my moral stances |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:23:53): | You're a real patriot |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:24:08): | Just wait till you see my calendar website I call it cuckendar |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:25:31): | Perfect |
| Glock it too me | (12:11:30): | Wanna go bowling this weekend |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (12:13:19): | I'll have to get back to you on that. Gotta take care of grad school shit. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:39:40): | I think I can |
| Glock it too me | (12:45:19): | I need to practice |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:30:24): | training for the beer league |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (14:39:37): | http://i.imgur.com/8yV3vFf.png |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (16:48:47): | http://imgur.com/olxXv4l.jpg |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (16:49:21): | Powerrrrrrrrr wash your body! |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:52:06): | Well they won my business, POWER |
| Glock it too me | (22:16:04): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:57:35): | Won't someone think of the white man! |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:59:30): | I sure am |
| Wednesday, 05 April 2017 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:42:04): | i got this big brochure for events at Skirmish paintballing events in PA. you guys interested sometime? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:45:29): | Skirmish is awesome. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:45:32): | I'm down |
| No Safety No Problem | (18:45:44): | Depends when lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (18:45:49): | Skirmish is cool |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:46:01): | they have different events all summer so its flexible |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (19:08:18): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (19:08:34): | PS Fanboy from the womb to the tomb. Honestly though this does worry me a bit lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (19:08:53): | A neckbeard is born |
| No Safety No Problem | (19:12:37): | My son will be PC MASTER RACE |
| No Safety No Problem | (19:13:00): | While the other kids are teething he will be playing Witcher 3 in 4K |
| Glock it too me | (19:17:40): | I'm at a wine bar. Places your 30 year old date picks |
| No Safety No Problem | (19:18:30): | Single moms galore? |
| Glock it too me | (19:19:13): | I think so. I'm just here to drink |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (19:54:47): | Job getting you drunk again? Or is this social? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (19:56:19): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sELqobCIXU |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (19:56:24): | do this |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:32:52): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:14:18): | Why are porn guys always bald |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:15:58): | they're all jacked af too |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:16:04): | look at the vascularity on his arm |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:16:40): | That's nothing, look at the vascularity on his penis |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:19:53): | I just want that porn body |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:20:14): | Super ripped, bald, huge vascular penis and tiny balls from the roids |
| Thursday, 06 April 2017 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:23:58): | https://www.reddit.com/r/BTFC/comments/63geey/btfc_round_9_is_live_now_accepting_entry_posts/ if anyone wants to join this competition. \xa0no need to bet any money on yourself but you can win prizes, and Arnold Schwarzenegger roams the sub and comments occsaionally. \xa0you could get a "atta boy-choppa" from the man himself |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:28:42): | I'm good. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:29:01): | i knew you would be ya lazy bum |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:29:16): | "oh i got grad school to focus on, oh i gotta focus on my future a durrrr" |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:32:02): | I don't feel like posting pictures of myself on the internet for random people to criticize. But also I got grad school to focus on. I gotta focus on my future a durrrr. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:32:20): | You could black out your ugly mug |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:32:27): | like i plan to |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:33:38): | Eh. Too much work for fake internet points and just the slight chance at real prizes |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:34:23): | i mean i could care less about internet points or the prizes. i just want to compete. |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:56:39): | yea i'm not interested either, seems kind of weird tbh |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:57:31): | i'll just try and go to the gym in my spare time and hopefully watch what i eat, i don't really need to incorporate bodyfat critiques from internet strangers into the mix lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:59:05): | suit yourself but Slut Banger420 thinks my quads could be killer |
| Glock it too me | (13:09:33): | I got a free Amazon echo dot for showing up to a meeting. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:12:00): | Now the CIA can listen to you jerk it |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:12:18): | You should have Alexa talk dirty to you |
| Glock it too me | (13:18:57): | CIA already listens. I call them |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:19:40): | I get "action items" when I show up for a meeting |
| Glock it too me | (13:20:14): | You get some action from Jan in accounting? |
| Glock it too me | (13:20:27): | I heard she makes bomb banana nut muffins |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:43:31): | what are action items lol. like office supplies? or points towards rewards? |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:46:28): | Things you have to do |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:46:48): | oh so actual work. LAME |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:46:49): | You gon have to brush up on your office lingo |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:46:59): | you're a millenial. you need constant praise! |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:47:18): | And a beanbag chair |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:48:10): | Hey boss, I need a standing desk because it's good for my blood flow, and a bean bag chair for when I'm tired of standing at my desk, capeesh? |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:48:42): | Actually that sounds great |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:49:26): | then I need a bean bag chair desk so I don't slow down on my work when I'm taking a break from my standing desk |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:49:52): | Damn I want you to be my office manager |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:50:39): | This is to compensate for the complete lack of pensions, I hope you think it's a fair trade off. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (15:53:18): | http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/06/steve-bannon-calls-jared-kushner-a-cuck-and-globalist-behind-his-back.html |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:53:52): | I love my country |
| No Safety No Problem | (15:55:41): | and i love that calling people a cuck is starting to become a thing that happens in the highest offices of this nation |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:21:40): | We're such a fucking joke lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:22:09): | We're the bully who has retard strength. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:22:45): | You're just a cuck |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:22:57): | A jealous cuck |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:23:17): | A jealous cuck that needs to be consoled |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:43:04): | I found out my boss STILL bitches about me about once a week and says if I ever ask for a reference he'll sabatoge me as best he can. I went to his dads funeral a few weeks ago, against my wishes but hoping it would bury the hatchet and also thought maybe his dad passing would make him reevalaute his perspective on things, but I guess not. \xa0 Apparently he went on a long rant about me today lol. \xa0I'm waiting to see what about. |
| Glock it too me | (18:43:49): | Someone just put him down |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:44:02): | Maybe he liked you butt and is just upset new can't peek it no more |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:44:21): | He can't* |
| Glock it too me | (18:44:41): | He want in that booty hole |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:44:46): | It was funny at first but now I feel like I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night and see him staring in my bedroom window |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:50:09): | The fuck is this dude so butthurt about that he still bitches and whines |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:51:05): | also best of all HE FIRED ME |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (19:03:19): | Not from his heart |
| Glock it too me | (19:03:53): | Or his spank bank |
| No Safety No Problem | (19:08:00): | Dude sounds legit unstable |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (19:08:42): | yea I wasn't kidding about not being funny anymore. he used to tell me i was like a son to him and he wanted to see me do well in accounting. \xa0he already had 2 sons though. |
| No Safety No Problem | (19:09:43): | You were like the rare third son! |
| Glock it too me | (19:09:58): | Oddly enough all of your dads have said that to. You are better then my two sons |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (19:11:45): | my dad was on the phone with him a few days ago and said he's certifiably crazy. marc roshanski from my street wants to buy his house for a lot and he's refusing to sell for some reason. i can't wait to tell my dad how he'll fuck up any job i apply to if I use him as a reference. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (19:39:18): | Would you guys watch a show called "My Three Sons" about a single dad raising 3 sons, 2 biological, and 1 who's a young male he employs who is like a son, and they all live together. Things get really awkward when dad fires his son! |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (19:42:53): | Dad humor is now mainstream. Son humor is now the avant garde of humor. \xa0I also have an idea called "The Good Son", like the Good Wife, except the son is going through law school and getting fucked up every night due to the stresses of his modern day law school but still makes time to go home during thanksgiving break to be with family and impress them all with how much law school taught him to drink. |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:29:00): | The thing is you can't have son humor without dads (mainstream) or moms (even worse) |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:29:22): | Without a parent a son is just some guy |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (20:29:35): | Dads mainstream, moms LAMEstream |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:29:42): | I think we have to go back to people turning into hands |
| No Safety No Problem | (20:29:51): | That's a few years away |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (20:30:16): | what other relationships can we exploit for jokes. coworkers? the office. \xa0Friends? \xa0Friends. \xa0Maybe randos on a bus? \xa0Wait that's Speed. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:15:24): | holy shit. we just launched a bunch of missiles in Syria |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:15:41): | https://theintercept.com/2017/04/06/u-s-weighs-saturation-strike-on-syrian-government-in-response-to-chemical-attack/ |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:15:49): | and a bunch of Russians will likely die |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:16:01): | world war three babyyyyyy |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (21:16:11): | maybe trumpy is just killing russians to throw the libtards off the scent |
| No Safety No Problem | (21:23:49): | But hillary's emails |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:26:30): | as tho she wouldn't be bombing syria, but her being a centrist would be more reasonable about bombing them! |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (21:33:11): | we kill just more slowly and practically! |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (22:28:26): | so I was right. there were russians at the Syrian base, but they had been warned about the coming strikes |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:28:44): | It all makes sense now |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (22:37:35): | you fuckers are all stupid idiots. I'm gonna be in school, see. I can defer from the coming draft, see. You stupid bitches are getting drafted, see. Cause you're stupid fucking idiots, the whole lot of you, see. |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:38:02): | Aren't we all too old |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:38:16): | This is trumps plan to bring jobs back to middle America anyway |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (22:38:24): | #MAGAontheFrontlines |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (22:38:55): | #BringMiddleAmericaToTheMiddleEast |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (22:44:10): | Not by a long shot last draft they drafted people in their 30s. Also given most people are literally too to be drafted being a normal weight makes you more likely |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:45:05): | Well it was a good run |
| No Safety No Problem | (22:45:15): | Actually I'm just gonna get fat |
| Friday, 07 April 2017 |
| Glock it too me | (06:31:02): | Being at fat peace of shit who is almost legally blind finally pays off |
| Glock it too me | (06:31:28): | Also we have the worlds largest standing army and robots now |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:51:07): | Thanks Drone Daddy Obama! |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (07:52:30): | NPR is talking about girl scout cookies increasing cookie eating in the workplace. You should call in Pete |
| Glock it too me | (07:54:20): | Be like Brah you don't even know |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:56:31): | I accidentally fat shamed my coworker the other day |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:56:59): | it was the end of day and I was packing my bag, i see her go to our coworker Mike's desk with a milk carton of creamer and asked if he wanted some |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:57:26): | it was a long day so I was tired and I asked her if she just offered him straight up creamer, like i thought to myself that she was just drinking cream at my desk |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:57:31): | which isnt too far off from the truth |
| No Safety No Problem | (07:57:39): | but it was an awkward moment |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:04:43): | Your coworker is just keto af |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:07:04): | Was she offended you assumed she was just drinking straight creamer lol |
| Glock it too me | (08:28:31): | Wait I'm confused. Back to politics. So we launched missiles and killed Russians. And everyone thinks we are going to start ww3 with Russia. But we also have an on going investigation that's Russia got Trump elected. \n\nSomeone is retarded here. Either Trump or the Media. Or both |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (08:56:07): | Media. Not likely we killed any Russians, but it is possible. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (08:56:28): | That's why I made a joke last night about libtards being thrown off the scent |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (09:12:03): | We apparently warned Russia before hand so they could get their people out |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:14:04): | Yup |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:20:56): | Russia, don't come to school tomorrow |
| Glock it too me | (09:34:39): | Okay so confirmed. Media terrible shills for lefty and Trump confirmed greatest president ever |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (09:34:40): | Russia ate my homework |
| Glock it too me | (09:34:42): | Got it |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:13:55): | Lol left media |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:45:48): | https://twitter.com/mrfeelswildride/status/850193430353289216 |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:05:20): | https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/376334423069032448 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:14:02): | Did he mean "power"? Or did he mean obamas secret stash of coke? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (12:14:34): | Gun powder |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (12:14:42): | Maybe |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:43:14): | hillary's emails |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:45:33): | Honestly I was doubtful about accelerationism with a trump presidency but I do think it's happening. Clinton would have been trump in slow motion with better rhetoric and some symbolic concessions but with Trump he's doing so much people are getting more pissed by the second. I can't see him lasting a full term tbh and I don't just mean impeachment |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:46:25): | cmon space communism |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (12:47:08): | He'll wanna quit soon enough |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:47:20): | Posadism ftw. Nuclear Holocaust or alien invasion leading to communism |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:47:38): | Look it up one of the more bizarre theories lol |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:50:39): | is this what commies do all day, fantasize about aliens invading so they can get their NEETbux |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:51:10): | Just the cool ones |
| Glock it too me | (13:47:25): | Guys. It's time I told you. I'm trans tall. I'm only 5'9 but I always thought I was 6'5. |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:48:02): | Shit nigga, ima come out this motherfuckin closet too and admit I'm trans racial |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:48:53): | None |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:49:11): | give it 10 - 15 years and rachel dolezal will be see as a civil rights activist |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:49:20): | and your kids will get to choose their race and gender |
| Glock it too me | (13:49:38): | I'm trans trans now. I believe I was born a different gender then I believe I was born wrong as |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:49:54): | my son has decided he is a puerto rican woman |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:50:19): | when you think about it, race is just abitrary anyway \ufffd |
| Glock it too me | (13:52:16): | Hey Pete. How come Dunkey never Die? |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:58:26): | because of knack 2 baybeee |
| Glock it too me | (18:54:13): | None |
| Saturday, 08 April 2017 |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:39:15): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNqd4hW98sQ |
| No Safety No Problem | (09:39:19): | #WhereIsAssange |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:22:26): | You jabroni around tonight wanna bowl or something |
| No Safety No Problem | (10:24:11): | I'm not around |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:24:29): | Ok bozo |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:24:56): | None |
| Glock it too me | (10:27:39): | I'm around. |
| Glock it too me | (10:27:44): | I need to Bowl |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (10:57:15): | I'll be around |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:59:36): | cool beans. lets try out Murder Lane, aka Stelton Lanes |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (10:59:56): | jk. i hear the one on route 1 is super nice now |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (11:00:14): | plus that have pool and other stuff |
| Glock it too me | (12:22:15): | The one off one Brunswick zone. Super nice. PBA rated lanes |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (12:24:55): | Fuck those corporate elites at the PBA. We only knock pins at unionized lanes. Ain't no fat cat big bowling hot shot gonna dictate where I roll. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:34:03): | PBA is a union. That's good. \xa0But its for police. \xa0Thats bad. |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:40:00): | PBA makes fun of Chris Christie by only referring to him as "The Fat Man" at the PBA ofices in Woodbridge. That's good. The PBA is a tool that enforces Chris Christies laws though. That's bad. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (12:41:24): | https://www.pba.com/ |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:45:12): | Durrrrrrrr |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:45:17): | oh woops I thought you meant the police union lol |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:46:52): | http://www.njspba.com/ |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:47:01): | Policemens Benevolent Association is their union name |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (12:47:53): | None |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:48:34): | this is why I don't drink anymore lol. though that image is prime for drunken memes. |
| No Safety No Problem | (12:53:15): | If someone asks why you don't drink just show them that picture |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (12:53:35): | "don't be like me kid" |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:03:41): | btw Ill share with you guys since I've talked to you all about it before and my bench of friends is not deep, but im now over a month completely sober |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:03:59): | look at me ma I made it I'm ok! |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:04:47): | Good shit man |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:21:43): | Grats kid |
| Glock it too me | (13:23:36): | Ya did it kid |
| Glock it too me | (13:24:34): | Now let's bowl and talk about the good old days and how we want our sons to play basketball but there mother wants them to dance |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:25:09): | No son of mine will be a heterosexual |
| No Safety No Problem | (13:25:28): | You think I want to dilute the Sperlazzo bloodline any further? The buck stops here |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (13:26:48): | VASECTOMY HERE I COME |
| Glock it too me | (13:27:35): | Nah I'll just take enough rounds to go sterile |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:34:55): | thanks guys, glad we transitioned immediately back to gay jokes too. i just want my kids to be the gender I tell them to be, is that so bad? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (13:35:03): | btw i want them to be an apache helicopter |
| Glock it too me | (14:50:44): | I am helicopter |
| Glock it too me | (14:50:48): | Wait no |
| Glock it too me | (14:50:57): | I helicopter my dick |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (14:51:43): | No no no. You helicopter a chick on your dick. You're thinking of windmilling your dick. |
| Glock it too me | (15:46:30): | No I do what I want |
| Glock it too me | (15:46:36): | Also what time you thinking |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (15:48:43): | None |
| Glock it too me | (16:46:06): | For real do. Like 7? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (16:46:21): | Sure. |
| Glock it too me | (16:51:30): | Which one we going going to |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (16:52:00): | I'd prefer to not get shot |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:52:17): | But bowling is lame without that element of danger |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:52:29): | Otherwise you're just rolling a ball down a lane for no reason |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (16:52:58): | Who knows, I might break a finger by getting it stuck in a hole |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:53:05): | Also while you guys are out help me brainstorm some good themes for my bachelor party. Winning idea goes on a t shirt |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (16:53:42): | Hot wings and strippers. At the same time. Touching is encouraged. |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (16:54:29): | Blue cheese can be found in the belly button |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:54:30): | How would you feel about going out into public with a tshirt featuring mark zuckerbergs head in crosshairs |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (16:54:43): | Not comfortable |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:57:15): | Too bad |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:57:47): | Also speaking of decisions that will get you on a watch list, I just ordered the Million Dollar Extreme book |
| No Safety No Problem | (16:57:54): | How To Bomb the US Govt |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (16:59:08): | Noice |
| Glock it too me | (16:59:12): | Are we eating dinner too? |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (17:02:03): | I'm gonna eat at home |
| Glock it too me | (17:25:29): | Okay. |
| Glock it too me | (17:27:10): | 1 Carolier Ln, North Brunswick Township, NJ 08902 |
| Glock it too me | (17:27:16): | This one right |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (17:42:17): | You tell me |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:44:55): | yea ill be eating home at dinner but im not opposed to chilling at the pool section after bowling or something. yea i think that's the one |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (17:45:03): | it looks fine to me. lotta lanes. \xa0billiards, arcade etc |
| Glock it too me | (18:06:33): | Sounds like plan |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:16:37): | Yea that's it |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:16:41): | How we do driving |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:17:06): | I can drive. Just need to stop and get gas |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:17:18): | Is Marcy on the way? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:20:57): | Yea we need to get to rt one in Metuchen we can scoop him |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:21:17): | K |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:22:05): | Leave at 7? |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:24:05): | Oh I thought it was arrive at 7, leave in like 10 |
| Amendment #2 Is My #1 | (18:32:59): | O. Well let me know |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:34:20): | Marc? |
| Glock it too me | (18:36:48): | I'm finishing up dinner now. |
| Glock it too me | (18:37:00): | Can someone swing by and pick me up |
| Glock it too me | (18:37:06): | I'll pay for the games |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:39:04): | Ok cool if we come through now then? |
| Glock it too me | (18:39:23): | Yea. Just gimme like 5 to find my bowling shoes |
| Glock it too me | (18:46:36): | Found em |
| No Safety No Problem | (18:46:50): | Awwww shit |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:47:09): | Already on our way because don't respect your requests for time |
| No Safety No Problem | (18:47:28): | Fuck time |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:47:39): | Time is a social construct |
| Glock it too me | (18:48:04): | Well I better drop this duece quick then |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (18:48:19): | You got 5 minutes or you better put on the pampers |
| Glock it too me | (18:48:30): | I'm a big kid now |
| Sunday, 09 April 2017 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:01:02): | https://i.imgur.com/3vTGgzE.mp4 |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (08:21:05): | There's something wrong with Baron |
| Glock it too me | (08:23:48): | His servos were off |
| No Safety No Problem | (08:45:27): | That's what happens when your parents are like 40 and 60 lol |
| GroupMe | (15:50:57): | My Gun Is My Metal Penis changed the group's name to Unprotected Butt Sex Part Deuce |
| My Gun Is My Metal Penis | (15:52:24): | In honor of Marc's achievement |
| Glock it too me | (16:04:39): | It was a tough fight. But I got the better of him |
| GroupMe | (16:05:21): | My Gun Is My Metal Penis changed name to My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown |
| GroupMe | (16:21:45): | Amendment #2 Is My #1 changed name to 2 In The Stink |
| GroupMe | (16:43:52): | No Safety No Problem changed name to Prolapse Pals |
| Prolapse Pals | (17:09:44): | What did I miss |
| 2 In The Stink | (17:13:28): | Marc has interesting Wednesday nights |
| Prolapse Pals | (17:16:11): | Anal wednesdays huh |
| Glock it too me | (17:22:16): | Like I said. I was watching a lot of daredevil. One thing lead to another. \n\nLong story short I'm a lawyer now |
| Prolapse Pals | (20:47:38): | Just a gentle reminder |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (20:49:44): | white jesus commandss you to bomb his home region |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (20:52:56): | http://i.imgur.com/D1gONn5.png |
| Glock it too me | (21:12:09): | We lost him. The last great white hope of America. Just a dirty libtard |
| Monday, 10 April 2017 |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (15:23:49): | https://i.redditmedia.com/lCZK6PzDO_sPRJf3IxEIyouxDy4t-3S0K14u1K8TSmc.jpg?s=1c7a90985a20a147922d3ed91e1d25c9 |
| 2 In The Stink | (15:25:43): | Living dangerously. Got his finger on the trigger before even aiming at his target. Unless... |
| 2 In The Stink | (15:25:51): | He's aiming for God |
| Glock it too me | (15:26:00): | Which of his three houses is that ? |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (15:35:28): | His "houses" aka training compounds for the new bolsheviks |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (15:39:42): | That should tell you the issue as well that our farthest left politician still enjoys bourgeois decadance. Also though isn't that Trump partially ran on? The systems sucks and I can fix it because I made it to the top so I know why it sucks/what's wrong with it. |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (15:40:04): | Bourgeoisie decadances like second houses and hot gay sex |
| Glock it too me | (15:46:00): | None |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (15:48:00): | Just because you personally benefit from the system doesn't mean you can't criticize the system for being unfair. Like I'm white I've been pulled over 6 times and never got a ticket while if I was black I'd bet I'd have got some tickets. Doesn't mean I can't say that that's fucked up just because I got the good end of the stick. |
| Glock it too me | (15:50:13): | None |
| 2 In The Stink | (15:51:36): | Brian lives on a stick that is up Uncle Sam's ass, but is fortunate enough to live on the tip not inserted in the anus. There's just enough stick on Brian's end of the stick to see daylight. But Brian is close enough to the butthole to know that trouble lies ahead. Or below. |
| Glock it too me | (15:52:43): | None |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:45:57): | what the fuck are you guys talking about |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:47:16): | brian when you say bourgeois it reminds me of that part in Catcher in the Rye |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:47:19): | http://alexpeak.com/twr/tcitr/bourgeois.jpg |
| 2 In The Stink | (16:48:40): | Butt stuff |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (16:59:34): | Homsexuality for a while was viewed as "bourgeois\u200b decadance" in russians including Stalin (ergo his anti homsexuality stances). Only the rich had the time and wealth to fuck other dudes in the butt. I'm not making this up, being gay used to be considered a rich thing lol |
| Glock it too me | (17:04:26): | We can all agree. Fuck the police |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (17:08:55): | ACAB |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:35:09): | Look at that faggot, I bet he makes 500k a year |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:35:51): | Also I don't get how rich people have to work less than poor people |
| 2 In The Stink | (18:48:30): | Pete, you're gonna give Brian a chubby |
| Glock it too me | (18:49:17): | I do. Poor people are the worst |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:50:31): | Every rich person I have seen works like 70 hour weeks lol |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (19:03:54): | You don't see rich people you see petite-bourgoies |
| Glock it too me | (19:05:52): | I don't see poor people or rich people. I see people in my gated community with swimming pools of champagne. And those outside |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:11:59): | So you don't think CEOs work a lot? |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:12:19): | I mean besides socialites and maybe actors |
| Glock it too me | (19:41:02): | My VP never takes a day off. She even goes on vacation and answers emails for us |
| 2 In The Stink | (19:41:49): | Sucker |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:42:31): | It'll all be worth it when she is buried in a casket you can only dream about |
| Prolapse Pals | (20:56:18): | http://i.imgur.com/PttLlaT.jpg |
| Prolapse Pals | (20:56:20): | me irl |
| Prolapse Pals | (20:58:54): | http://imgur.com/bEpPH9h |
| Prolapse Pals | (20:58:58): | these screencaps are too good |
| Glock it too me | (21:32:35): | Any of you guys watch daredevil |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:33:34): | yea |
| Glock it too me | (21:35:02): | This is another Wolverine thing. I dislike the way they treat Hell's Kitchen as all of New York. It's .38 square miles. 34 to 57th |
| Glock it too me | (21:35:08): | West side |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:35:40): | yea i felt the same way watching it |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:35:46): | hes talking about cleaning up hells kitchen etc |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:35:54): | i was like dude thats what, two blocks |
| Glock it too me | (21:36:38): | When ekltra says my midtown penthouse must due. That's literally max 4 avenues away |
| Glock it too me | (21:37:38): | That can ride would be like 5 bucks |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:38:10): | is hells kitchen its own city in marvel? |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:38:25): | honestly i was wondering that because i dont recall ever hearing "NYC" in the daredevil show |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:38:33): | but then they talk about the avengers movie in the first season |
| Glock it too me | (21:38:38): | It's NYC |
| 2 In The Stink | (21:39:08): | You're complaining about a show where the main character can literally see like a bat and is dealing with the aftermath of an alien invasion. Suspend disbelief a little, fool. |
| Glock it too me | (21:39:10): | Spider-Man patrols all of it |
| Glock it too me | (21:39:31): | Hey. I take height and geography very seriously |
| Glock it too me | (21:40:48): | Hell's Kitchen was shit when dare devil was written |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:49:10): | maybe hells kitchen looks bigger because all these super heroes are manlets |
| Tuesday, 11 April 2017 |
| Glock it too me | (05:21:43): | So I'm flying United for my vacation at the end of the month. I finally get to test my theory that I can withstand a taser blast |
| Prolapse Pals | (07:15:49): | If they offer you $200 dollars to take a flight 8 hours later, you take it |
| Glock it too me | (07:28:17): | Nah. I'll call there bluff |
| Glock it too me | (07:28:44): | THEY GUNNA HAVE TO PUT ME DOWN BEFORE I GIVE UP MY SEAT |
| Glock it too me | (07:28:55): | Give me Leg room or give me death |
| Glock it too me | (15:47:18): | LinkedIn just suggested I work at planned parenthood |
| Glock it too me | (15:47:38): | Borting Babies full time |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:48:05): | Well you did say you wanted to be a Planner |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (15:48:08): | I guess they don't know about natural birth control |
| Glock it too me | (16:00:21): | You mean anime |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (16:00:50): | I meant your fists but yea anime too |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (16:01:26): | Bitch you best not be pregnant or I'm gonna use these fists to dial the number for planned Parenthood and set up an appointment |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:03:43): | then im using these fists to put on an episode of Attack on Titan |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (16:12:42): | I'm using these fists to demand adequate birth control for you from the government BITCH |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:13:18): | birth control tip #1: there's literally a no baby hole a few centimeters from the baby making hole |
| 2 In The Stink | (16:17:03): | An A-Hole and a B-Hole, if you will. |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (16:21:37): | Hey ladies, don't you hate when your mom asks you when you're gonna pop a baby out your baby making hole? I'm Amy Schumer and welcome to my special |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:25:12): | girls, dont you hate when you fart and a stillborn fetus slides out of your gaping vagina? |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:25:17): | btw my name is amy schumer, lets have some fun tonight |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:27:04): | im going to become the male amy schumer |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (16:27:51): | You know what men hate? My period blood. Hey guys, ITS NATURAL AMIRITE LADIES? Bleeding flower power! |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (16:28:07): | Male Schumer huh |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:30:13): | there's an untapped market of men who want to have a frank discussion about their boners |
| 2 In The Stink | (16:45:00): | None |
| Glock it too me | (16:58:51): | Can I nerd out for a hit sec |
| Glock it too me | (16:59:16): | Really glad they kept the comics cannon for injustice 2 |
| Prolapse Pals | (17:42:17): | Was that the one where super man dies |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (17:43:28): | Is wolverine a manlet |
| Prolapse Pals | (17:43:50): | If wolverine can see above the steering wheel I want my money back |
| Glock it too me | (17:49:55): | Wolverine is marvel you faggots |
| Glock it too me | (17:50:13): | And I superman doesn't die. It's not mortal kombat 9 |
| Glock it too me | (17:50:33): | Raden really fucked that one up |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (17:51:22): | I know I was doubling down on my lack of respect for canon |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (17:51:50): | Wolverine should be a black woman who's tall |
| Glock it too me | (17:54:19): | Hey. No tallies and no darkies |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (17:55:12): | None |
| Glock it too me | (17:59:02): | Exactly |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:03:18): | Now that's what I call wolverine |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:53:01): | You guys better fast for a few days before my wedding. Jessie and I are at the food tasting now and everything is so good |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (18:59:49): | Awwww yeaaa the foodie in me will come out |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (19:00:01): | And if it is too dry or too wet I'm sending it back |
| 2 In The Stink | (19:01:11): | I need a vegan option. |
| 2 In The Stink | (19:01:46): | And gluten free |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:01:48): | Don't worry Josh we have water on tap |
| 2 In The Stink | (19:01:53): | And lactose free |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:02:17): | I think we will actually have gluten free vegan options lol |
| 2 In The Stink | (19:02:39): | God damn you, Peter |
| 2 In The Stink | (19:02:48): | What kind of American are you |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:03:06): | We are also getting a carving station so that gives me American points |
| 2 In The Stink | (19:03:22): | Roast beef |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (19:07:15): | If you're not serving fries cooked in duck fat then I don't want to know you |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (19:10:11): | Is the menu a surprise or will ya tell us what's on it |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (19:12:37): | "the thing about dodges is that the engines like to FUCK OUT on you" angry Vidya nerd now angry car nerd |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:27:02): | He seems like he needs some time to relax |
| Wednesday, 12 April 2017 |
| Prolapse Pals | (06:45:46): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDXrP9HET2A&feature=youtu.be |
| Prolapse Pals | (06:45:57): | This is what my marriage is going to look like, cant wait |
| 2 In The Stink | (06:51:02): | That music |
| Prolapse Pals | (06:51:18): | heheheheh |
| Glock it too me | (06:55:26): | So that's how the joker started |
| Glock it too me | (06:55:56): | Why so serious |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (07:20:32): | Pete stop laughing all the time |
| Prolapse Pals | (07:23:15): | Heheheh |
| Glock it too me | (07:27:13): | You always laugh when I want to be serious. |
| Prolapse Pals | (07:30:04): | Divorce heheheheh |
| Glock it too me | (07:54:39): | So my transgender ex boyfriend is going to be a lawyer. \n\nI feel like my life isn't real sometimes |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (07:57:45): | Welcome to the new normal. Honestly the worst part of that sentence is the lawyer part. |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (07:58:50): | It's like we're finally getting to a point where it's bad to openly hate transgenders, so you decide to become the most hated profession |
| Prolapse Pals | (08:07:40): | Did you just assume my gender?! |
| Prolapse Pals | (08:08:22): | Honestly I'm just biding my time until about 5 years into the future when you can become transracial |
| Prolapse Pals | (08:08:26): | I'm gonna be black |
| Glock it too me | (08:11:39): | I'm trans trans |
| Glock it too me | (08:12:09): | I think I was labeled correctly at birth |
| Prolapse Pals | (08:12:29): | I'm gonna transition only so I can transition BACK |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:31:15): | Marc, what is going on in Duquense lol |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:31:16): | http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/apr/11/students-fear-new-chick-fil-will-create-unsafe-spa/ |
| 2 In The Stink | (09:34:00): | I hated so much about that article |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:34:57): | this is a chick fil a free space |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:35:12): | these waffle fries oppress me |
| 2 In The Stink | (09:47:13): | They do make a damn good chicken sandwich |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:54:28): | Hell yea |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:54:54): | my love of waffle fries and convenience greatly win out over any morals i may have |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (09:55:17): | Youre a liberal through and through pete |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:55:59): | that's the best compliment youve ever given me |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:56:13): | you mean i am enlightened and always right? |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (09:57:35): | I mean you value you our own comfort over anything else |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (09:57:55): | LIBERALS GET OUT |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:58:04): | and oppressive fast food places! |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (09:59:55): | Fuck corporations in general tbh fam |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (10:00:35): | You guys see #StandWithUnited lol |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (10:03:03): | None |
| 2 In The Stink | (10:03:42): | Is it just this one guy |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:03:57): | lolol |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:04:09): | what is the logic for this one |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (10:04:31): | Joe Walsh is a pretty famous conservative pundit I'm sure some other bootlickers followed his lead |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:05:37): | without the element of danger that you will be dragged off of your flight, what is the point of flying? to get from point A to point B? |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (10:06:51): | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9Jmk-rWsAQSuek.jpg |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (10:07:02): | Aw shit mean to link his other tweet |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (10:08:37): | None |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:08:54): | lolol |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:09:06): | but if he is flying MORE with united because of this, how is the market going to self correct |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (10:09:42): | Logic was never part of right wing libertarianism |
| 2 In The Stink | (10:27:27): | You know what I appreciate most about this week. You don't hear conservatives complaining about advertisers removing their shit from Fox News. FREE MARKETS BABY!!! |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:29:24): | What happened? |
| 2 In The Stink | (10:30:44): | Bill oreilly sexual harassment scandal. Ny times reported that he paid out $13M to settle outside of court with like 5 different women, all pertaining to sexual harassment in the workplace |
| 2 In The Stink | (10:31:09): | So all good advertisers started removing their ads from his air |
| 2 In The Stink | (10:31:19): | His advertisers* |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:35:29): | Hasn't this been a thing for a while |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:35:46): | I recall hearing about Oreilley get in hot water when they busted the CEO |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (10:38:22): | It's not his first sexual assaults case so you've probably heard this before |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:40:09): | RIP billy O |
| 2 In The Stink | (10:42:28): | He is starting a vacation. Today. |
| 2 In The Stink | (10:42:31): | A Wednesday |
| 2 In The Stink | (10:42:36): | He's fine |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:16:08): | Thank god |
| Prolapse Pals | (12:14:59): | Fuck my life I just sent a confidential email to the wrong person |
| 2 In The Stink | (12:51:03): | What was in it?\n\ufffd |
| Prolapse Pals | (12:51:50): | nothing exciting unfortunately, although if you read all the first letters in the sentence it says FUCK MY ASS |
| Glock it too me | (13:02:30): | So just got back |
| Glock it too me | (13:02:52): | So my college is very religious and we don't take kindly to gays. Not even kidding. |
| Glock it too me | (13:03:17): | Out VP of student life is quoted to saying he doesn't think there are gays on campus |
| Glock it too me | (13:03:33): | AND THOSE WHINY FAGGOTS DONT WANT A CHIC FILLA |
| Glock it too me | (13:03:40): | I would have killed to have one |
| Glock it too me | (13:04:18): | Also blah blah you are commies and stupid for thinking the government should be big because they are literally the worse |
| Glock it too me | (13:04:24): | But back to chic filla |
| Glock it too me | (13:04:37): | This is wolverine level mad |
| Glock it too me | (13:05:11): | Also a lot of advertisers pulled from Papa Bear. All mine did |
| Prolapse Pals | (13:40:47): | Pro tip, don't go to a catholic school and then complain they aren't accepting of LGBT people lol |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (15:55:39): | https://twitter.com/UNGeneva/status/852060972923723776 |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (15:56:06): | stupid commies, you may not agree wtih mother-child transmission of hiv and aids but hiv has a right to its opinion! |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:00:32): | That settles it, I'm moving to Cuba |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (16:00:53): | just one less thang to worry about |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (16:00:59): | mother child aids transmissions |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:02:18): | yea my biggest fear about fatherhood is giving my kid AIDS |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:03:09): | but nothing will stop my heroin addiction |
| 2 In The Stink | (17:14:21): | Charlie Murphy died |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (17:15:32): | Damn that's sad he was awesome. I didn't even know he was sick |
| 2 In The Stink | (17:16:09): | None |
| Glock it too me | (18:04:32): | Rip |
| Glock it too me | (18:05:24): | Also good for Cuba. You starve your citizens enough that even Aids don't want it. Also think about how many sharks got aids from the fleeing refugees. Poor sharks |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:05:54): | No they just quarantine people with hiv apparently |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:06:21): | And Cuba was more or less cut off from the outside world during the aids epidrmic |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:06:27): | At least according to professor Reddit |
| Glock it too me | (18:07:16): | Fuck you pete. Think of the sharks |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (18:07:34): | Lol that sounds like my mom when I told her Cuba has 0% child homelessness and 0% child malnutrition, she said that's because they kill them lol |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:07:44): | Idk it seems true lol |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:07:52): | Look us los frikis |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:08:05): | People that intentionally gave themselves hiv so they could live in the quarantine |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:08:10): | Since it was less oppressive |
| 2 In The Stink | (18:19:50): | https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/12/15259400/burger-king-google-home-ad-wikipedia |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:20:41): | http://stickerkitty.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/theylive2.jpg |
| 2 In The Stink | (18:21:46): | Eat flame broiled burger |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:22:25): | The NSA is going to get real sick of hearing about BK |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:24:51): | Also fuck BK for advertising their burgers as flame broiled, like it's not just microwaved |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:24:57): | I take fast food very seriously |
| 2 In The Stink | (18:26:00): | Actually, I think they are legitimately flame broiled. It's like one of those conveyer belt toasters |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:26:14): | That's even worse |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:26:33): | I want a soulful old black man or my dad grilling, not some machine |
| 2 In The Stink | (18:26:38): | I think they're better than McDonalds burgers |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (21:19:52): | We all know Wendy's burgers are the best though |
| 2 In The Stink | (21:45:12): | Five Guys is better |
| 2 In The Stink | (21:45:15): | https://www.instagram.com/p/BSytT40hmeU/ |
| 2 In The Stink | (21:45:25): | This is pure gold |
| 2 In The Stink | (21:45:42): | #DenyNothing |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (21:58:22): | imagine Nathan next season, it turned out he was behind the Trump Campaign |
| Prolapse Pals | (22:01:32): | That explains why trump said he was friends with Steve jobs |
| 2 In The Stink | (22:04:09): | Word on the street is that Dende is alive and well. In fact, I even heard he's working for the administration. |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (22:04:42): | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaGxDNWcmx4 |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (22:04:45): | its too good |
| 2 In The Stink | (22:12:18): | I love that he so willingly just goes along with Nathan's plan |
| Glock it too me | (22:37:46): | Hey. Hey. Everyone shut up |
| Glock it too me | (22:50:55): | The sexy conductor is on the train |
| Glock it too me | (22:51:03): | What do I do |
| 2 In The Stink | (22:54:13): | Ask her about the caboose |
| 2 In The Stink | (22:54:41): | And rails. Getting railed. Railing. Railing accessories. |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (22:55:23): | Tell her you'd like to conduct-her |
| Prolapse Pals | (23:04:01): | all great train puns that will lead to sex, no doubt |
| Glock it too me | (23:04:20): | Okay |
| Glock it too me | (23:04:35): | She said slide my engine in her hollland tunnel. |
| Glock it too me | (23:04:47): | But the holland tunnel is only for cars |
| Glock it too me | (23:04:57): | It ruined it |
| Glock it too me | (23:05:13): | Then she said high jackman was a great wolverine |
| Prolapse Pals | (23:09:31): | did she even see how tall he was |
| Glock it too me | (23:10:34): | She a dumb bitch |
| Thursday, 13 April 2017 |
| Glock it too me | (08:13:18): | I just ripped ass on a very crowded train. And it was loud |
| 2 In The Stink | (08:18:33): | Tap on the woman's shoulder next to you and say, "hey, that was me." |
| Prolapse Pals | (08:18:45): | Own up to it |
| Glock it too me | (08:19:26): | Nah I was standing. People were perfect level |
| GroupMe | (08:20:57): | Glock it too me changed the group's name to Not my Wolverine |
| GroupMe | (08:21:13): | Glock it too me changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (08:22:37): | Glock it too me changed name to 5'3 hairy and Canadian |
| Prolapse Pals | (08:26:07): | Finally we can have crucial discussions here |
| GroupMe | (08:31:23): | 2 In The Stink changed name to Blame Canada |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (08:31:47): | This is make or break |
| GroupMe | (08:32:42): | 5'3 hairy and Canadian changed the group's avatar |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (08:33:05): | Pete this will come up at your wedding |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (08:33:41): | Jessie's 12 year old cousin brings it up. Immma drop the bitch |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:06:58): | I guess now is a bad time to tell you we have been contemplating a wolverine themed wedding |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:07:38): | Which wolverine |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (14:40:49): | A TALL Wolverwine Wedding |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:15:55): | http://mommyslittlesunshine.blogspot.com/2012/01/we-picked-name.html?m=1 |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:16:00): | the comments are great here |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:18:09): | I love unique names too!! My 19 month old is named Breeielii (pronounced "Bree-ay-lee) and my 47 month old is named Rayman Origins |
| Blame Canada | (15:21:01): | So Pete, you trying to hint at something here. |
| Blame Canada | (15:21:33): | You're not using condoms no more. |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:21:38): | i'd like to announce the birth of my son, Taigley |
| Blame Canada | (15:21:48): | Petey Pablo Jr on the way? |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:21:56): | i sure hope not |
| Blame Canada | (15:22:32): | I'll hold your hand through your first bortion. |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:23:28): | I hope and pray to god my little fetus has a soul\nBecause I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (15:24:27): | Lol Rayman origins |
| Blame Canada | (15:27:50): | Beautiful poetry |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (15:43:48): | Pete's getting married in 100 days. \n\nTime to start phase 8 \n\nExecute order 66 |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:45:55): | only a jew deals in absolutes |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:17:42): | speaking of that |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:17:53): | @5'3 hairy and Canadian was there ever any closure on the Jar Jar Binks = Sith Lord thing |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:18:05): | just thought about this today and the fan theory is almost too good to not be true |
| Blame Canada | (16:18:34): | Lucas kind of confirmed it, but it never officially became canon |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:18:52): | oh shiiiiiit |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:19:01): | that explains why Dooku was just thrown in there at the last minute story-wise |
| Blame Canada | (16:19:17): | Yeah |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:19:53): | so jar jar..... is the phantom menace |
| Blame Canada | (16:20:42): | Precisely |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:25:25): | http://imgur.com/L8ycZRh |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:25:29): | i gotta get out of this rabbit hole |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (17:03:09): | http://nypost.com/2017/04/12/comey-oks-new-tv-series-to-boost-fbis-image/ |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (17:04:03): | "please like us" -comey and friends from the FBI |
| Blame Canada | (17:04:54): | Back to back with Mr Robot would be interesting |
| My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown | (17:17:45): | but muh russian state propaganda RT |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (17:35:33): | Mr Robot will be featured this year at a cyber circuitry summit |
| GroupMe | (17:41:48): | My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown changed the topic to: Wolverine - Manlet, or 6'2? |
| GroupMe | (17:42:02): | My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown changed name to Team Tall-Verine |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:53:56): | None |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (19:25:31): | My fraternity brother is now a 5% we |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (19:25:39): | Fucking hell |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (19:25:44): | Aka a bad thing |
| Team Tall-Verine | (19:26:32): | oh I see so this is like the male version of "It Works!" |
| Blame Canada | (19:30:41): | Wut |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:33:51): | ??? |
| Team Tall-Verine | (19:34:55): | You know all those girls from high school now selling plastic wrap to make fatties bellies less fattie |
| Team Tall-Verine | (19:35:07): | the company that sells that magic plastic wrap is called "It Works" |
| Blame Canada | (19:35:24): | Wut |
| Blame Canada | (19:35:28): | Plastic wrap |
| Blame Canada | (19:35:35): | Dafuq you taking about |
| Team Tall-Verine | (19:36:10): | None |
| Team Tall-Verine | (19:36:24): | all from wrapping your stomach in plastic wrap for a few hours |
| Blame Canada | (19:48:19): | Does the FDA have jurisdiction over stupid? |
| Team Tall-Verine | (19:52:56): | as though the FDA has any real power |
| Team Tall-Verine | (19:53:24): | wait till trump deregulates food. get ready to test for your own for botulism boys! |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (21:34:25): | Pete when do we vote on your first dance song |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (21:34:40): | I'm voting Petters in the low |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:34:56): | That's a solid choice |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:35:11): | Ya'll remember me, I'm the biggest nig alive |
| Blame Canada | (21:35:57): | https://youtu.be/TTTtVBePQYM |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (21:35:59): | I spent the proceeds all on cake now I'm a fat ass piggy need to flee from crime |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (21:37:31): | https://youtu.be/yrI_sjsQzrE |
| Blame Canada | (21:38:06): | Too white |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (21:38:24): | NO SUCH THING |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (21:38:28): | POWER |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:39:12): | http://a4.img.talkingpointsmemo.com/image/upload/c_fill,fl_keep_iptc,g_faces,h_365,w_652/ecli8j6yjirikuar07ma.jpg |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (21:40:09): | https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE |
| Team Tall-Verine | (21:41:07): | I love the internet sometimes |
| Blame Canada | (21:41:21): | https://youtu.be/1XwoE1YfJBc |
| Blame Canada | (21:43:15): | Pete, promise me that your wedding will feature a heaping ton of southern, ghetto, Atlanta rap instead of Billy Joel crap |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:43:36): | It will be crunk as fuck |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (21:47:37): | https://youtu.be/5-2nByd2cr4 |
| Blame Canada | (21:56:12): | That was amazing |
| Friday, 14 April 2017 |
| Prolapse Pals | (07:46:28): | https://vid.me/fH01 |
| Prolapse Pals | (07:46:36): | This is the future |
| Team Tall-Verine | (07:51:19): | That dad's been using that Alexa a little too much |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (07:53:41): | Alexa. You know what I like |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (07:54:00): | Sorry sexbox. You have been replaced |
| Team Tall-Verine | (07:54:30): | "Loading previous search for 'women thinner than my fat wife' " |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (08:00:44): | "Sorry John. But that produced to many search results for me to process"\n\n"I know Alexa. I know" |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (08:04:28): | None |
| Team Tall-Verine | (08:09:08): | Can't argue with that |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:10:25): | I was talking to a female employee. She mentioned the wage gap and I just left |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:10:33): | I know a trap when I see one |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:13:46): | Tell her you have a good way to stick it to the patriarchy and defeat the wage gap, all she has to do is submit to you sexually and you'll pay the difference between your salaries |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:13:48): | Win win win |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:43:28): | Oh boy I was wondering when we'd get political |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:44:13): | Happy Good Friday to you too |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:44:37): | Thanks for asking about my savior btw \U0001f612 |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:46:39): | This war on Easter, like the war on coal and white people, must end! |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:46:54): | None |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:46:59): | They're all closely tied together |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:47:24): | What do naughty white people get on Christmas, aka Pre-Easter? |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:51:32): | Time for bring back the church burn for this weekend only. How you like me now ya priest bitch? |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:51:38): | A durrrr |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:23:03): | NBC is taking me to the NHL store |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:23:09): | Anyone need anything |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:23:25): | Yea destroy NBC |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:24:16): | F A K E |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:24:19): | N E W S |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:24:29): | You can't spell Crap without Rap |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:25:01): | None |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:25:21): | I only resist Trump in my authentic Katy Perry's! |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:25:44): | lol "the resistance" |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:33:37): | http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/04/12/523603112/alabama-senate-says-church-can-start-its-own-police-force |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:33:51): | the jesus police are placing you under arrest! |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:34:51): | Eat meat on Fridays during Lent, motherfucker. I dare you. |
| Blame Canada | (10:39:33): | Marc, get me some free jerseys. I'll only accept free. No more. No less. |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:41:00): | if' im paying you for the jersey, I don't want it. if you're paying me to wear the jersey, I don't want that neither |
| Blame Canada | (10:42:03): | If you're paying me, then I'm just a shill. Who do you think I am, Hillary Clinton? |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:42:08): | ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:42:10): | I asked my rep. She said that Josh no since you are and I quote. "A faggot" |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:43:00): | Best I can get for you guys is 30% off |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:43:16): | Of clothes |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:43:25): | Like you'll wear capris |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:43:41): | Perfect |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:44:27): | I only want my clothes 100% \ufffd |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:44:32): | 100% off |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:44:33): | damn it |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:45:27): | im so glad i don't have to try to impress random women anymore, because my lack of grammar would make it really hard to follow. haley's a bit used to my grammar mistakes and can fill in the blanks |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:46:02): | im so glad i dont have to try to impress random women either anymore because it's no fun lying about nearly every aspect of your life/personality |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:47:09): | "oh yea I love going dancing on friday nights, normally me and my boys go out and get a few drinks and get our salsa on" in reality im sitting at home in my boxers taking hits from a bong eating leftover taco bell |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:47:16): | I'm so glad I do have to impress women because I love lying about everything |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:47:34): | Lying is the most fun a girl can have with her clothes on |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:47:40): | Second is chess |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:47:48): | third is lying about chess |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:47:57): | really helpful when you play someone in prison |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:48:24): | but for real |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:48:51): | I think it's because if you are beta bucks. And I'm Omega. Because when I get the puss. It's OVER |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:48:52): | i hate saying to a girl "oh yea this weekend me and my boys are going to go hit up the bars" and what i really mean is "i'm going to sit at home and not bathe and work on my screenplay about dick biting" |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:49:08): | i stopped lying eventually after i realized i could tell the truth about myself and women thought i was just joking and trying to make them laugh, which also worked |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:49:47): | destroyer of pussies huh |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:49:53): | the alpha and omega of puss |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:50:26): | i never thought of that |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:50:26): | hmm |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:50:55): | "hahaha brian you're so funny! hey girls listen to this guy, he says he spent his weekend brainstorming a fictional TV station that broadcasts only dad-related content" |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:51:05): | oh yea. "What are you doing tomorrow?" \xa0"waking up at noon smoking a joint and watching netflix for the rest of the day" "hahaha no really what?" |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:51:34): | Revelations 21:6 |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:51:36): | the thing i realized is that girls actually do nothing with their time |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:51:36): | man i miss bachelor college days lol. those few years of just chilling out did me a lot of good |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:52:27): | I am the alpha and the Omega. The beginning and the end. I will give onto her that is a thirst of the fountain of the jizz of my dick freely |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:54:04): | I made a bible verse about jazz |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (10:54:07): | Jizz |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:54:10): | Her: "Cum for me" You: "You shall have free access to my seed soon enough my lady" |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:54:25): | oh look for 'spilling seed' |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:54:30): | bitch this cum aint for you |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:54:32): | you're just in my warpath |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:54:53): | Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:55:31): | Then Judah said to Onan, "Go in to your brother's wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother." 9Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. 10But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.\u2026 |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:55:36): | damn bible is fucked up |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:56:05): | C U C K |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:56:06): | these christian extremist need to be kept in check. spilling seed on the ground and then killing yourself because it displeased the lord who asked you to fuck your dead brothers wife |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:57:39): | The Lord works in mysterious ways |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:58:25): | \u201cNo one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:58:31): | damn marc you condemned Greg to hell |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:59:33): | \u201cWhen men fight with one another and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand. Your eye shall have no pity." damn this one is oddly specific, i feel like there has to be a backstory to this |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (11:00:51): | Austin 3:16. I just whipped your ass |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:24:14): | None |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:15:54): | None |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:15:59): | None |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:16:05): | Bathroom stall got me today |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:24:31): | Also this one |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:24:43): | None |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:13:31): | Where have these bathrooms been all my life |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:57:55): | https://twitter.com/lilbthebasedgod/status/853026851693801472 |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:57:58): | Stay woke |
| Team Tall-Verine | (22:12:59): | He right die listen to mother gaiea |
| Team Tall-Verine | (22:13:06): | Doe* |
| Saturday, 15 April 2017 |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (00:01:20): | Mother Gaiea is a woman. Women don't know shit. Name one woman better then a man |
| Blame Canada | (00:01:52): | Hillary Clinton |
| Blame Canada | (00:01:57): | \ufffd |
| Team Tall-Verine | (08:30:19): | Awful. Hates freedom |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:45:24): | None |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:03:42): | /r/oldpeoplefacebook? |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:05:09): | No I saw it from another site but someone probably lifted it from there |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:05:34): | BUH-BYE KIDDOS |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:30:46): | also i saw power rangers last night with haley |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:30:50): | worth a watch |
| Blame Canada | (10:54:09): | I completely forgot about that. I really wanted to see it |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:54:30): | I'm still hard from the new Star Wars teaser |
| Blame Canada | (10:56:33): | Luke in Star Wars 8 is a little bit country, and a little bit rock and roll. Just a little bit of the dark side. Smidge of light |
| Blame Canada | (10:57:26): | Yoda was a dumbass is what we learned |
| Blame Canada | (10:57:43): | As was Obi Wan |
| Prolapse Pals | (10:59:05): | That prequel trilogy ruined everything lol |
| Team Tall-Verine | (11:01:19): | just wait for those to be remade |
| Blame Canada | (11:02:10): | Just wait until Disney says fuck it, throw Wolverine in the mix. |
| Team Tall-Verine | (11:02:34): | or watch the real life Eric Foreman aka Topher Graces version, he condensed the first three movies into one decent movie and apparently its actually good. you just need to download it illegally as he can't sell it |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:09:11): | Did he remove all the dialogue |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:09:19): | And Sam L Jackson |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:09:24): | And Yoda |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:09:30): | And Jar Jar |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:09:37): | And the Chinese aliens |
| Team Tall-Verine | (11:09:59): | its just the three scrolling title screens |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (18:02:07): | Brian Pete. Happy almost Easter. Josh. Happy nothing bad happened and we don't know what you're talking about day 3 |
| Blame Canada | (18:05:10): | Which day did Jesus become a flying zombie god, Friday or Sunday? |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:44:07): | Dies Friday |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:44:17): | Comes back as a zombie on Sunday |
| Blame Canada | (18:45:27): | So he knew before he died that this was gonna become a holiday, cause he's god and all. What a self aggrandizing dick. |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:49:15): | Yea the church makes a big deal about him dying for us, but come on the dude can come back from the dead |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:49:19): | Big fucking deal |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:49:42): | Shit if I could come back from the dead I'd kill my self at parties for fun |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:59:00): | Btw have you guys seen Death Note? I just finished it because the movie is coming out in august and it was surprisingly good |
| Blame Canada | (19:01:20): | What is it |
| Blame Canada | (19:01:29): | Show? |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:02:10): | Yea it's an anime lol |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:02:20): | If you can get past the tropes it's actually cool |
| Prolapse Pals | (19:02:33): | I'm hoping the Netflix movie is good |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (20:06:33): | I only watch Yugioh |
| Prolapse Pals | (20:09:19): | Keep it that way |
| Prolapse Pals | (20:09:22): | Keep yourself pure |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (20:14:43): | I'm as pure as cocaine |
| Blame Canada | (20:15:34): | Cocaine can only ever get to about 96% purity. You heathen. |
| Prolapse Pals | (20:17:44): | What about meth |
| Blame Canada | (20:21:29): | About as pure as that pancake loving cripple, Finn |
| Sunday, 16 April 2017 |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:50:52): | Steve watched death note I think |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:51:18): | Also I'm peeling potatoes and then the potato gave me this look |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:51:24): | That spud can get it |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:33:29): | That's a horney spud |
| Blame Canada | (11:34:06): | More like stud |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:42:03): | Don't forget to hide your eggs from The Lord today |
| Team Tall-Verine | (11:44:12): | Oh man the gospel today huh. "Peter and the other disciple ran towards the tomb, but the other disciple ran faster and got there first." Why are we reading fiction written by A 5th grader |
| Team Tall-Verine | (11:44:16): | Jesus fan fic |
| Team Tall-Verine | (11:44:22): | Not canon |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:45:01): | Lol that would get a C- if a high schooler turned that into his creative writing class |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:46:02): | None |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:46:16): | I'm on fire today with my GroupMe equivalents of forwards |
| Team Tall-Verine | (11:48:46): | Damn Pete you browsing full communism or what? |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:48:55): | No dank memes |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:49:03): | There's an overlap |
| Team Tall-Verine | (11:49:21): | Cant wait till I hear you one day call yourself a socialist or communist |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:49:31): | That ship has sailed |
| Blame Canada | (11:49:42): | Speaking of luxury gay space Communism, I watched the Independence Day sequel. It was horrible. |
| Team Tall-Verine | (11:49:45): | It's never to late to become who you were meant to be |
| Team Tall-Verine | (11:50:10): | Did anyone welcome anyone to Earf |
| Prolapse Pals | (11:50:12): | I heard Independence Day 2 had a unusual amount of Chinese people for a movie about an American holiday |
| Blame Canada | (11:54:57): | Yeah, it was obvious that they wanted it to play well in China. |
| Blame Canada | (11:55:11): | They didn't welcome anyone to urf |
| Blame Canada | (11:56:22): | Again, speaking of luxury gay space, you all should watch The Discovery |
| Blame Canada | (11:57:07): | Pretty good scifi movie in the way that Eternal Sunshine was |
| Prolapse Pals | (12:02:14): | Or Star Trek |
| Prolapse Pals | (12:02:26): | That's legit communism and it's gay as fuck |
| Team Tall-Verine | (12:07:17): | TFW when your species won't move past capital accumulation as the driving force for action in your lifetime :( |
| Prolapse Pals | (12:07:40): | Thanks a lot humans \U0001f621 |
| Team Tall-Verine | (12:07:56): | Thanks ruling class! |
| Prolapse Pals | (12:08:50): | Don't worry, it'll trickle down |
| Blame Canada | (12:09:19): | We must stop this class warfare and just accept that we're scum!! |
| Blame Canada | (12:09:27): | Bottom feeders! |
| Team Tall-Verine | (12:12:24): | I like how a economic system that's only been in place for 200 years of human history is our 'human nature' lol |
| Team Tall-Verine | (12:12:36): | Marc's asleep, quick post pro commie propaganda |
| Prolapse Pals | (12:12:37): | Josh is in acceptance, brian is in denial |
| Prolapse Pals | (12:12:56): | Alternating with anger |
| Team Tall-Verine | (12:13:37): | With all the RTJ I've been listening to recently it's about 95% anger |
| Prolapse Pals | (12:14:28): | Soon you'll move onto rage against the machine |
| Team Tall-Verine | (12:18:11): | Oh I went from them to RTJ, Zack De la roacha made it an easy transition |
| Prolapse Pals | (12:20:33): | So far so good |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (18:18:47): | I want my kids to do theatre so I can sit in the audience and put my heads in my hand and say "I was a star athlete. This is your mothers fault " |
| Prolapse Pals | (18:19:49): | I'm glad we are looking at the big pictures here |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (18:25:48): | Just see my son up there. Dancing around in his tights singing. When he could be in tights wrestling other men. |
| Team Tall-Verine | (18:36:45): | What if your daughter wrestles, and your wife is at her match head in her hands "I was the star actress. This is your father's fault" |
| Team Tall-Verine | (18:49:36): | https://i.redd.it/e1np0sgy8ery.jpg |
| Team Tall-Verine | (18:58:18): | Hey kid, want to get a cat bod? |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (19:02:41): | I'll sit in the crowd. Head in my hand and go. "So proud. Just shut up Dianne. You know they only thing the kids got from you was that hyphened last name you stuck up bitch" |
| Blame Canada | (23:40:18): | https://i.redditmedia.com/Q6CKVhF90vK6SoKb6aifQQVCnlmsMABzukmkeU7tJ4s.jpg?s=003983d2971feda98f65b3a61c12880a |
| Monday, 17 April 2017 |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (08:40:33): | The Washington post said rasism was the number 1 factor of people voting for trump. I clicked the links to the study and literally it was just a recap of the study booklet. No findings. |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (08:40:52): | This is why i hate everything |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:01:08): | Well I certainly voted for him because of racism |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:01:32): | Fucking Chinese bastards |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:05:43): | I mean I do think it played a part, if you are a racist you probably voted for Trump. He also attracted people who like authoritarianism from another study I saw. But ou can also say it was the 100k people in PA, MI and WI who flipped from Democrat to Republican and gave trump those 3 swing states. |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:06:04): | Racist is just the latest media buzzword |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:06:15): | It's kind of a meaningless phrase |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:06:56): | Who qualifies to be considered a racist |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:11:23): | If you think someone is bad or lesser than simply due to their race. For example Trump's very first speech when he said he was running when he said Mexicans were rapists, murders, drug dealers, and that there's probably some that must be good people just by statistical chance |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:13:54): | that is an extremely loose definition though, it's very malleable so you can accuse people of being a racist, which is the big social crime of the hour |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:14:24): | are you the grand dragon of the KKK? you're a racist. are you someone who said something critical of BLM? you're a racist. etc |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:14:43): | it's how buzzfeed gets 90% of its traffic i bet lol |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:14:46): | Give me an example when someone says that someone is lesser than or bad due to their race but that is just a poor interpretation of their words. |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:15:53): | you've never heard someone who isnt alt right accused of being racist or something? |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:16:07): | http://www.highsnobiety.com/2016/04/27/ghost-in-the-shell-hollywood-racism/ |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:16:15): | stupid shit like this, it's a media buzzword |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:20:23): | Well Hollywood as a whole is racist and white washes a lot.it white washes a lot. I mean the movie 21, in real life, everyone was Asian. In the movie everyone was white except one. How is that not literal white washing. Hollywood does do it it a lot. Tom Cruise is the last Matt Damon protecting the great Wall. Tom Hanks is the last nigga on Earth. |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:20:46): | that was an accidental link lol |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:21:20): | There aren't enough Asians to carry a franchise though |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:21:31): | That's because Hollywood's don't cast Asians in the first place |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:22:32): | so how does that imply that hollywood thinks that asian people are bad or lesser due to their race? |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:23:10): | also id disagree about the whitewashing thing but thats a different story |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:25:06): | If you got millions on the Line are you gunna risk it on an unknown |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:25:42): | Listen. Whites are just better at everything. Look at colors |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:25:48): | Everything goes with white |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:25:51): | also famous american actors are a big deal in asia |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:26:03): | The Great Wall for example is a chinese film, cast by chinese people with a chinese director |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:26:11): | intended to be a hit in both the US and abroad |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:26:16): | There was a whole episode of entourage about it |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:29:18): | Like most things. Everyone is wrong |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:29:54): | Shits fucked up. And we are all just trying to shove the shit to the other side so we can say we cleaned |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:30:21): | Become a libertarian. We turn shit into jobs |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:31:25): | Its less opportunity based on race. Let me extend by example. It's studied and known that people with black sounding names or show up to interviews and are black have a lesser % chance of being hired when everything else is equal. That's structural systemic racism where one side has the power to choose what they want (the employer, hollywood) and can act racist through never selecting a certain race if they wanted to because it's there choice. |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:32:42): | ok but now you see how your definition of racist is getting looser and looser |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:32:54): | It's not it's just in subtle action here |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:33:04): | Josh. We need more dick jokes |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:33:26): | Gays am I right. |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:33:32): | So nicely dressed |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:33:39): | It's not telling someone of a race they're lesser directly like never hiring them or picking them. |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:33:45): | Valued members of society |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:33:47): | Yes let's stop this loo |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:33:49): | Lol |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:34:09): | agree to disagree, bippity boppity |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:34:28): | But we can all agree |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:34:38): | Die hard 2 was shit |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:35:18): | only truly good one was 1 |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:35:29): | 3 was soild |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:36:25): | fuck sam jackson |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:36:36): | Racist |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:36:57): | that colored boy needs to learn his place |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:37:17): | whew feels good to finally let out the real me |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:41:32): | It wasn't a secret Pete we all knew after you voted for Dave Chappelle |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:41:54): | Hey. Fuck the white |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:42:21): | W H I T E G E N O C I D E |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:45:58): | SO GOOGLE HAS A DOODLE FOR RAMADAN BUT NOT FOR EASTER ??? |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:49:43): | Fuck your tall whitewashed blonde hair blue eyed Jesus I want my Jesus 5'3 and middle eastern |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:50:03): | STICK TO BIBLICAL CANON |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:51:21): | you think the real jesus had sick abs? |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:52:56): | http://i.imgur.com/wZX4sPL.jpg |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:53:41): | tommy pickles my nigga |
| Team Tall-Verine | (10:20:20): | A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do |
| Team Tall-Verine | (15:36:29): | alex jones is being sued and his lawyers are now insisting hes simply playing a character on his radio show lol |
| Blame Canada | (15:41:32): | None |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:39:23): | Alex jones has to be a character |
| Team Tall-Verine | (16:49:17): | His listeners might be shocked to learn that he never believed anything he said |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:01:01): | You mean I've not been drinking my tap water for no reason!? |
| Blame Canada | (17:02:05): | Chemtrails are still real, right? RIGHT?!?! |
| Prolapse Pals | (17:09:20): | Gonna taste flint Michigan water just to be safe |
| Blame Canada | (17:09:48): | Also, am I not actually a lizard person? |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:11:46): | You're a jewish lizard |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:11:50): | A Jizzard |
| Prolapse Pals | (17:12:27): | Jizz Lord |
| Blame Canada | (17:14:04): | I'm coming for ya Space Pope |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:38:10): | My mom just asked me and steve why we didn't invent something to become rich lol |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:38:18): | OH THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING WRONG |
| Prolapse Pals | (17:38:55): | Facebook 2 |
| Team Tall-Verine | (17:45:15): | It's new, It's Facebook 2 |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (19:48:19): | Fucking r/wholesomememes. |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (19:48:28): | Just makes your day |
| Prolapse Pals | (22:26:32): | https://i.redd.it/d5kum527b7sy.jpg |
| Tuesday, 18 April 2017 |
| Team Tall-Verine | (07:58:26): | https://i.redditmedia.com/ej9f8wXykoSCMDUOfp5G22hKoDMgz40o59vK9gyL3OY.jpg?s=4452b71c0adfc07da288d857202c2a84 |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (08:13:49): | Meghan Trainor is wasting her voice doing the Kesha sing talk. Leave that Kesha |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (08:14:05): | Also she a fatty oink oink |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (09:00:49): | None |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:11:44): | That's what I call a strong aryan punch |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (16:19:53): | There is a thing called Muslim tinder. Guess who is about to Make America Great Again |
| Team Tall-Verine | (16:22:53): | mia khalifa |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (16:23:17): | She retarded |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (16:23:22): | Retired |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (16:23:30): | Not retarded |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (16:23:37): | Well she went to FSU |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (16:23:41): | So maybe |
| Team Tall-Verine | (16:23:45): | so she never really worked in the first place |
| Team Tall-Verine | (16:23:49): | can |
| Team Tall-Verine | (16:23:57): | can't retire if you didn't work \ufffd |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:24:01): | She was hot |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (16:24:26): | I think she retired from gettin plowed in the ass. Not actual retired |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:24:47): | I can't wait till I get to retire from getting plowed in the ass |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (16:25:21): | I want to right a porn but just have it an actual good movie and hard cut sex them hard cut back |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:26:53): | The Smell of Penetration |
| Team Tall-Verine | (16:27:32): | With social security the way it is you'll get to die getting plowed in the ass |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (16:27:34): | Red Vag of Courage |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:27:42): | Now here\u2019s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what\u2019s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? \u2026Full penetration. Guys, we\u2019re gonna show full penetration and we\u2019re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we\u2019re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot young lab tech. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he smells crime again. He\u2019s out busting heads. Then he\u2019s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends. |
| Team Tall-Verine | (16:27:53): | lol so like a serious movie and hard cuts to penetration |
| Blame Canada | (16:37:06): | That just reminded me of that terrible horror movie by Jason Ellis where they just cut to a queef. Then the director's cut which was just the queef replayed about 500 times. |
| Prolapse Pals | (16:37:31): | wait what |
| Blame Canada | (16:38:11): | Pretty sure I showed it to you. If not, we should watch it. It's really bad. |
| Blame Canada | (16:38:51): | The director's cut it great though. They really embrace the essence of queefing. |
| Team Tall-Verine | (16:55:47): | oh shit i remember that that was great lol |
| Prolapse Pals | (20:58:49): | Yea that was funny |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (21:35:39): | None |
| Team Tall-Verine | (21:39:33): | That fish guy is the DNC |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:41:09): | I'm honestly starting to believe that the reason our country is so messed up is that we elect guys who are 70+ to perform some of the most important and high stress positions in the nation |
| Prolapse Pals | (21:41:19): | then we wonder why Trump forgot what country he just bombed in an interview |
| Wednesday, 19 April 2017 |
| Team Tall-Verine | (08:57:30): | None |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:00:25): | He looks straight up like a villain |
| Team Tall-Verine | (09:01:12): | That's how he dressed for Trumps inauguration' lol |
| Prolapse Pals | (09:16:33): | He brought this onto himself, dude looks like he should be tying a girl to the train tracks |
| Blame Canada | (14:45:53): | O'Reilly got fired |
| Team Tall-Verine | (14:57:41): | Ohhhh shiiiiit I never thought I'd see that happen |
| Prolapse Pals | (14:59:25): | See ya in hell Billy O |
| Prolapse Pals | (14:59:38): | Although I feel kind of bad for the crew of that show |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:00:31): | they'll all be out of work now because papa bear is a piece of human waste |
| Team Tall-Verine | (15:00:53): | eh they'll probably all git moved Big Sean Hannity's Waterboarding Power Hour |
| Team Tall-Verine | (15:00:59): | to* |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:01:09): | you and i both know we'd watch the shit out of that |
| Blame Canada | (15:01:30): | Is Hannity their only big boy right now? And Tucker Carlson? |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:01:40): | and The Good Shepherd |
| Team Tall-Verine | (15:01:48): | Shit does Fox News have an Irish thing |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:01:58): | it is an Irish Catholic Network |
| Blame Canada | (15:02:04): | Who are their heavy hitters? Shep isn't a night owl |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:02:20): | Greg Cuckfeld |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:02:26): | Cucker Carlson |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:02:30): | Cuck Hannity |
| Team Tall-Verine | (15:02:52): | Then you have Cuck and Friends |
| Team Tall-Verine | (15:03:00): | That's turmps favorite show |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:03:08): | Cucks n Bulls |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:03:12): | cuckcuckcuckcuck |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:03:21): | I'm a political commentator now |
| Team Tall-Verine | (15:03:34): | Then you also have The Cucks (The Five), as well as OutCuckered (OutnumbereD) |
| Team Tall-Verine | (15:03:52): | I should not know this many different opinion shows on Fox but that's what you get when its on 24/7 in your house |
| Team Tall-Verine | (15:04:06): | Damn pete you're analysis is as in depth as Sam Harris |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:05:03): | I learn from the top dogs |
| GroupMe | (15:05:41): | Prolapse Pals changed the group's name to Bill O'Reilly's Vacant Seathole Tryouts |
| Team Tall-Verine | (15:05:57): | You guys ever see Sam Harris try to debate Noam Chomsky over email, it's so said like someone trying to get Senpai to notice him and Senpai refuses to notice |
| GroupMe | (15:06:20): | Prolapse Pals changed the topic to: Wolverine - Pinhead or Patriot? |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:07:38): | Sam Harris the atheist guy? |
| Team Tall-Verine | (15:07:52): | Yea one of the nu-atheists |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:08:12): | lol |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (15:08:19): | Hey. Everyone shut up. Literally dealing with this at work. You guys are supposed to be my escape. |
| 5'3 hairy and Canadian | (15:08:46): | I don't come to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouths do I? |
| Prolapse Pals | (15:08:57): | That is a good line, I'm saving that one |
| GroupMe | (15:09:26): | Team Tall-Verine changed the group's avatar |
| GroupMe | (15:09:59): | 5'3 hairy and Canadian changed name to Papa Bear Hunter |
| GroupMe | (15:10:32): | Team Tall-Verine changed name to Killing O'Reilly |
| GroupMe | (15:10:34): | Prolapse Pals changed name to Culture Warrior |
| GroupMe | (15:11:05): | Blame Canada changed name to Colbert Cuckgasm |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:11:23): | I wonder how my mom will take this. Shes a big fan of his books "Killing Jesus" and "Killing Lincoln" and for his new autobiography "Killing Myself" |
| Culture Warrior | (15:11:41): | changing the theme of this groupme is what i look forward to all week |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:12:17): | It's all I really have to look forward to tbh |
| Culture Warrior | (15:12:43): | death, taxes, and changing the discussion from wolverine's height to bill o'reilly's emplloyment |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:12:46): | New name, new group pic, new topic, same fags |
| Papa Bear Hunter | (15:14:05): | Number fag. Make an excel with all the changes |
| Papa Bear Hunter | (15:14:21): | And average length of title |
| Culture Warrior | (15:14:21): | then we will analyze the recurring themes |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:14:35): | Hmm, cuck appears or is mentioned in 80% of our titles |
| Papa Bear Hunter | (15:14:44): | Not enough |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:14:51): | The other 20% have dave chapelle calling for white genocide |
| Culture Warrior | (15:14:54): | hey honey guess what, i dsicovered my true calling! |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:15:39): | Actually it would be cool to see a word cloud of our conversations |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:15:55): | i would bet on Cuck being the most used word by a long shot |
| Colbert Cuckgasm | (15:16:13): | My prediction for tonight. And maybe throw a handie in for good measure. |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:19:01): | Wihtout Bill O Reilly thought we wouldn't have the Stephen Colbert character. They're Yin and Yangs, they need each other |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:20:15): | i found a way to do it i think. ill send a word cloud once i make it |
| Colbert Cuckgasm | (15:21:11): | I guess Colbert can quit now |
| Colbert Cuckgasm | (15:21:35): | Does Groupme have an API or something where you can pull data? |
| Culture Warrior | (15:24:22): | here's your first programming challenge, brian |
| Culture Warrior | (15:24:44): | https://dev.groupme.com/ |
| Culture Warrior | (15:24:47): | get to work |
| Culture Warrior | (15:24:53): | make my CuckCloud |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:25:27): | yea Groupme does have an API but i haven't used them in a while, its whats up next in my bootcamp lol. im just trying to find a workaround/something prebuilt at the moment |
| Colbert Cuckgasm | (15:25:36): | Cuckstorms a brewing |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:26:34): | 3 \u2665 Sun Apr 24 2016 Why don't we just start a fund to get more gay people into bullying - Bonesaw Is Ready |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:26:42): | i have all our 3 star messages lol |
| Colbert Cuckgasm | (15:29:13): | O boy. |
| Colbert Cuckgasm | (15:29:47): | Out of context, this should be especially entertaining. |
| Culture Warrior | (15:34:13): | I love this |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:35:22): | Thu Jan 14 2016 Since when did the esrb limit my freedoms to digitally massacre school children? - un bortion m\xe1s no hace da\xf1o |
| Colbert Cuckgasm | (15:35:45): | Jesus |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:36:23): | yea im reading these in a row |
| Culture Warrior | (15:37:10): | Un bortion mas no hace dano lol |
| Killing O'Reilly | (15:39:04): | Yea we were into Sam and her south american adventure in January 2016 lol |
| Colbert Cuckgasm | (15:39:08): | They're a phone number associated with these. Gonna be hard to remember who said these |
| Culture Warrior | (15:39:32): | i'll bet i can guess who said most of these things |
| Colbert Cuckgasm | (15:44:01): | Honestly, it could be anyone. |