Thursday, 18 September 2014
GroupMe (14:18:24): Peter Sperlazzo added Josh Marg, Brian Karabinchak, and Marc Ruggerio to the group
Brian Karabinchak (14:19:40): What is this
Peter Sperlazzo (14:20:39): Group text that works better
Josh Marg (14:25:29): Wait till popkey comes out. GIFs straight in the keyboards is gonna be nice
Peter Sperlazzo (14:26:45): Now we can discuss white power ideas in peace
Josh Marg (14:27:54): Pow Pow
Josh Marg (14:33:11): Seriously though I'm still hung up about this salaried blunt roller
Peter Sperlazzo (14:34:40): Where can I send my resume to
Brian Karabinchak (14:35:55): The one for snoop lion?
Josh Marg (14:36:35): Waka flaka flame is looking to hire a blunt roller for 50k a year
Peter Sperlazzo (14:39:59): Does that include benefits
Brian Karabinchak (14:40:23): All you can smoke
Peter Sperlazzo (14:40:44): Smoke em if you got em
GroupMe (14:40:45): Marc Ruggerio is new to GroupMe and hasn't responded, so we stopped sending them messages from this group.
Marc Ruggerio (14:51:44): This messaging systems telling my I need to talk more
GroupMe (14:51:44): Marc Ruggerio has rejoined the group
Brian Karabinchak (14:52:29): Yea why are you so quiet brah
Marc Ruggerio (14:52:42): I'm playing madden
Brian Karabinchak (14:53:05): Oh the new ones out now right
Marc Ruggerio (14:53:15): Yea
Brian Karabinchak (14:53:37): Good now I know what to get my little cousin for his birthday lol
Peter Sperlazzo (14:59:31): That or a bong
Peter Sperlazzo (16:00:15): Anytime someone asks why they need to know math and how it will help them in the real world, show them this \nhttp://youtu.be/sYqXlRQrBN4
Friday, 14 November 2014
Josh Marg (14:42:25): Let's just use this shit again. Brian's bullshit is pissing me off
Brian Karabinchak (14:44:51): Sup nigs
Marc Ruggerio (14:45:10): Everyone is gay
Brian Karabinchak (14:52:14): So what's the plan
Brian Karabinchak (14:52:16): What's the action
Marc Ruggerio (14:54:30): Drinks on me all I'll drive to
Brian Karabinchak (14:55:24): Sounds good,where do you wanna go?
Marc Ruggerio (14:56:06): I don't care up to you guys
GroupMe (14:58:41): Josh Marg changed the group's avatar
Brian Karabinchak (16:46:35): When y'all wanna go out? Food? Pete?
Josh Marg (16:47:49): Don't care. Just let me know. Working on LinkedIn and r\xe9sum\xe9 bs
Brian Karabinchak (16:50:09): Yea I'm doing the same
Marc Ruggerio (17:00:45): We can eat out of you guys want
Marc Ruggerio (17:01:43): I just need to wait until I pick up my sister
Brian Karabinchak (17:05:33): Aight let us know when you're free
Marc Ruggerio (18:48:40): You can't spell legendary with our Leg Day
Brian Karabinchak (19:29:18): Unless you mispell legendary. Or leg day.
Marc Ruggerio (19:41:18): Shoot for 845 at Brian's. I'll drive
Brian Karabinchak (19:44:26): I'll be there be there and be square
Josh Marg (19:45:08): Where we goin?
Brian Karabinchak (19:49:00): Any fights tonight marc? I wouldn't mind big shots if there is
Marc Ruggerio (19:49:54): I think ufc 180. Werdum vs hunt but I don't think it will be a good fight
Marc Ruggerio (19:52:20): It's striker vs grappler
Brian Karabinchak (19:55:09): You guys care if lori comes? Hamza just dumped her and she is sad, I think it'd be good for her to get out.
Marc Ruggerio (19:55:36): Yea she can come.
Peter Sperlazzo (19:55:44): Yes, this is a celebration that hamza is gone now
Peter Sperlazzo (19:55:52): Also get the app
Peter Sperlazzo (19:56:10): For group me
Brian Karabinchak (19:56:45): Wanna do big shots to watch it then?
Josh Marg (19:57:01): Fox would probably have it too
Brian Karabinchak (20:01:07): It doesn't matter to me
Peter Sperlazzo (20:02:53): Fox is prob better but more crowded
Brian Karabinchak (20:03:52): Big shots has a whole bar room just for the fights
Peter Sperlazzo (20:13:08): I'll go wherever
Marc Ruggerio (20:16:10): I say fox just Becuase we have Lori too
Brian Karabinchak (20:16:42): She can't she has work tomorrow morning
Marc Ruggerio (20:32:40): Fights tomorrow
Peter Sperlazzo (20:40:18): Leaving in a minute
Brian Karabinchak (20:43:15): Cool cool
Brian Karabinchak (23:01:29): Very funny
Marc Ruggerio (23:01:57): Gumbo don't play that
Peter Sperlazzo (23:16:40): Risk champions
Peter Sperlazzo (23:16:42): For life
Saturday, 15 November 2014
Peter Sperlazzo (00:21:39): God help us all
Peter Sperlazzo (02:37:06): Gentlemen that was another interesting night
Marc Ruggerio (07:56:14): Bets on the stinky twin. I'm going Shannon
Brian Karabinchak (11:13:32): Something definitely stank
Brian Karabinchak (11:13:47): And yes very interesting
Peter Sperlazzo (11:32:35): I think that stank meant she was ripe and fresh
Brian Karabinchak (11:33:10): Honestly it did almost smell like someone was ready to go
Peter Sperlazzo (11:34:37): I'm glad I couldn't smell anything
Josh Marg (11:41:31): Like a wine and cheese tasting, let's have a pussy tasting
Peter Sperlazzo (11:42:18): You're onto something kid
Brian Karabinchak (11:44:24): Like have em all lined up legs up in a line
Brian Karabinchak (11:44:45): Taste like an oaky after birth
Peter Sperlazzo (11:45:10): You been eating cheese lady?
Brian Karabinchak (11:47:58): How much garlic have you been eating?
Josh Marg (12:00:50): Yeasty
Brian Karabinchak (13:27:12): You guys ever go on clickholw.com? It's a fake clickbait site like buzz feed made by the people who make the onion
Brian Karabinchak (13:27:21): Clickhole*
Brian Karabinchak (13:27:24): http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-awesome-companies-work-1368
Josh Marg (13:31:12): Yeah. They hyped the site before launch with just a button you could click that didn't actually do anything, but you could click it nonetheless
Marc Ruggerio (13:36:41): I'm free wanna see Rene
Peter Sperlazzo (13:40:33): Click hole is like my favorite site now lol
Josh Marg (13:41:18): Can't. No one to my shift at work. Thought you guys didn't wanna go
Brian Karabinchak (13:54:17): Yea I can't go. And yea it's amazing
Sunday, 16 November 2014
GroupMe (14:09:09): Peter Sperlazzo changed name to Business Boy Pete
Tuesday, 18 November 2014
Brian Karabinchak (17:53:46): Business boy Pete huh
Business Boy Pete (17:57:59): I'm getting serious about my career
GroupMe (17:58:50): Brian Karabinchak changed name to Risk Champion Brian
Risk Champion Brian (17:59:06): I may as well embrace the chat group name
Marc Ruggerio (17:59:12): I wanna change my name
Business Boy Pete (18:05:43): Do it
GroupMe (18:06:10): Risk Champion Brian changed name to Blade
GroupMe (18:21:47): Business Boy Pete changed name to Spydyr
Spydyr (18:22:12): Prison time
Marc Ruggerio (18:40:37): You can send money over snap chat
Spydyr (18:42:49): Finally I can pay girls for nudes
Blade (18:45:20): Nice snap I like ya tits have a quarter toots
Spydyr (18:46:36): Keep the change heh heh heh
Blade (18:46:47): Ya filthy animal
Marc Ruggerio (18:47:13): That's honestly what will happen
GroupMe (18:47:38): Spydyr changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (18:47:56): Spydyr changed the group's name to It's not a phase, mom
Marc Ruggerio (18:59:40): We need to get drunk at Joes again
Spydyr (19:11:33): Joes?
Marc Ruggerio (19:11:55): Crab shack
Spydyr (19:12:28): $2 Tuesday
Spydyr (19:12:35): Let's do bar trivia next week
Marc Ruggerio (19:13:29): I'm here now. $2 drafts
Marc Ruggerio (19:13:32): And yes
Blade (19:14:08): I'm down for trivia
Spydyr (19:15:09): Ok cool we will dominate
Blade (19:33:24): So apparently bill Cosby is a rapist now
Marc Ruggerio (19:47:08): I saw
Spydyr (19:53:40): He just can't stop raping even in his advanced age
Marc Ruggerio (19:58:32): Can't stop won't stop
Spydyr (20:02:57): Accuse me of rape once, shame on you. Accuse me of rape constantly for 40+ years and settle out of court every time, shame on me
Blade (20:04:34): It's only been 30+ years don't slander him like a 40+ year rapist when he is only I'm his 30s, barely a boy
Spydyr (20:05:39): He's a rape boy, not even a rape man yet
Wednesday, 19 November 2014
Marc Ruggerio (09:19:40): Good luck you busta
Blade (09:25:05): Thanks nig
Marc Ruggerio (09:28:01): When your test done. We will get lunch to celebrate you win or drown your sorrows
Spydyr (09:28:29): Good luck Brian we're all counting on you
Marc Ruggerio (09:53:44): Don't be a Hoxton. Be the Chains
Marc Ruggerio (13:27:40): How did you do
GroupMe (13:28:51): Josh Marg changed name to NGBM, IC, CTO
NGBM, IC, CTO (14:50:40): Adult swim did another fake infomercial. This one was about a internet connected toilet that measures all your poop and what's in it. Yeah, one of our bits
Spydyr (14:51:05): We really should be writing for them
NGBM, IC, CTO (14:51:15): And it auto tweets
Blade (14:56:20): Wow that is really close to dick bit
Blade (14:56:24): Also I failed
NGBM, IC, CTO (14:56:55): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ#t=406
Marc Ruggerio (14:57:18): So drink your sorrows?
Spydyr (14:57:19): When do you take the test again?
Blade (14:59:55): Took it today just got out. And yea but might not be today
Spydyr (15:12:59): Wanna fall into a k hole to forget your sorrows?
Blade (15:14:55): I was thinking of maybe just doing acid until I think I'm god
Spydyr (15:19:05): Atta boy
NGBM, IC, CTO (16:22:07): Anything goin on this weekend? I'm free Friday and Saturday.
Marc Ruggerio (16:24:51): I'm up for anything
Spydyr (16:49:13): I'm probably free Friday or Saturday
Blade (18:05:22): I'll be free Friday and sat too
Spydyr (18:13:21): http://youtu.be/2lPX5b9m7ro
Spydyr (18:15:09): They sold out
Spydyr (18:29:25): Also new Tim's Kitchen Tips\nhttp://youtu.be/Yjtm_Y1h2eI
Blade (23:04:46): Oh i only just realized Lamar from gta5 is black jesus
Spydyr (23:05:21): Niggahhhhh
Marc Ruggerio (23:07:37): Yup. Look nothing like him
NGBM, IC, CTO (23:08:37): Smoking, drinking, and chilling
Spydyr (23:12:04): Can a loc come up in yo crib?
Thursday, 20 November 2014
Marc Ruggerio (19:53:06): Drinks tomorrow
Spydyr (21:23:40): I'm down to do something tomorrow night
Blade (21:24:53): Maybe I woke up sick this morning
NGBM, IC, CTO (21:26:28): So wake up healthy tomorrow, punk.
Blade (21:27:04): I'll try too
Blade (21:27:10): To*
Marc Ruggerio (21:28:15): How do I change my name
NGBM, IC, CTO (21:30:06): Local municipal building. Social security administration. Post office. Ain't easy.
NGBM, IC, CTO (21:30:33): And I know exactly what you meant
Marc Ruggerio (21:30:53): Butt nuggets
GroupMe (21:31:19): NGBM, IC, CTO changed name to Butt Nuggets
Butt Nuggets (21:31:36): Sup breh?
Spydyr (21:32:06): Feel free to change the group name and picture whenever you want
GroupMe (21:35:27): Butt Nuggets changed the group's avatar
Butt Nuggets (21:36:25): Bam
GroupMe (21:39:28): Blade changed the group's name to Am I Being Detained?
GroupMe (21:40:01): Marc Ruggerio changed name to Franklin Clinton
Franklin Clinton (21:40:18): Da Fuck
GroupMe (21:41:03): Franklin Clinton changed the group's name to Subtle Racism
GroupMe (21:41:58): Butt Nuggets changed the group's name to Light Treason
GroupMe (21:42:37): Blade changed the group's name to Fuck Da Police
GroupMe (21:42:42): Butt Nuggets changed the group's name to Slight Treason
GroupMe (21:43:32): Butt Nuggets changed the group's name to OBAMA!
GroupMe (21:44:48): Franklin Clinton changed name to Danny Tamberelli
GroupMe (21:45:20): Danny Tamberelli changed the group's name to Pete and Pete Fan Club
GroupMe (21:46:02): Danny Tamberelli changed the group's avatar
Danny Tamberelli (21:46:31): Know I'm the Burger King
Blade (21:47:18): I know you are the burger King
Butt Nuggets (21:47:55): Let me see her shake. You know who I mean. SHAKE!
Blade (21:48:11): I've lost track Danny is marc and josh is butt nuggets?
Butt Nuggets (21:49:50): Yeah
Danny Tamberelli (21:50:27): Nah I'm Danny
Blade (21:50:55): You know Danny tamberelli and josh sort of look similar
Danny Tamberelli (21:52:03): No
Butt Nuggets (21:52:14): You serious?
Blade (21:52:27): Dead serious
Butt Nuggets (21:52:41): Dead wrong
GroupMe (21:59:14): Spydyr changed name to Barack HUSSEIN
Barack HUSSEIN (21:59:35): You look kind of like THE ANTICHRIST
GroupMe (22:00:38): Blade changed name to Mao Ze-Dong Amirite
Butt Nuggets (22:12:30): Is there a picture of him for reference?
Danny Tamberelli (22:13:08): None
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (22:13:46): Josh 110%
Butt Nuggets (22:14:32): Thats butt nuggets
Barack HUSSEIN (22:15:39): Whatever happened to that guy?
Danny Tamberelli (22:16:11): He was Jimmy in GTA 5
Butt Nuggets (22:16:16): Gta5
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (22:16:39): I heard he has something to do with gta5
Barack HUSSEIN (22:16:57): Oh yea michael's son
Friday, 21 November 2014
Danny Tamberelli (09:56:34): But GTA so I can have a crew
Danny Tamberelli (09:56:48): And you can ride in my sweet car
Barack HUSSEIN (10:01:53): Eh idk
GroupMe (10:02:12): Danny Tamberelli changed the group's name to 3 Hoes and a Bro
Danny Tamberelli (10:02:51): Pete. Get it.
Barack HUSSEIN (10:03:17): Idk I mean I beat it last year and I don't remember the multiplayer being good lol
Danny Tamberelli (10:04:11): It had a first person mode. Plus all the achievements. Plus be in my cre
Barack HUSSEIN (10:04:25): Ehhhhhhhhhh
Danny Tamberelli (10:05:18): Pete think if the hiest.
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:45:19): Get it pete
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:45:23): Just do it
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:45:27): Is it in you?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:45:36): I'm lovin' it
Barack HUSSEIN (11:47:59): All of a sudden I want GTA and a cheeseburger
GroupMe (11:50:21): Barack HUSSEIN changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (11:50:54): Barack HUSSEIN changed the group's name to Official Tairy Greene Fan Feat
GroupMe (12:19:57): Danny Tamberelli changed the group's name to To Many Cooks
GroupMe (12:20:05): Danny Tamberelli changed the group's avatar
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:36:40): If we go out tonight I'll dd since I'm feeling a little sick
Danny Tamberelli (12:37:35): Alcohol kills germs. Did you even go to college
Barack HUSSEIN (12:38:33): did you guys see this yet?\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2BHnnRKvKA
GroupMe (12:40:06): Barack HUSSEIN changed the group's name to Too Many Cooks
Butt Nuggets (12:51:50): When his voice goes deep to say he got delivered, I lost it
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:53:37): "I will love a women"
Barack HUSSEIN (13:13:18): I will not carry a purse
Butt Nuggets (13:16:14): I will not put on makeup
Danny Tamberelli (13:31:27): That pastor was oddly supportive
Butt Nuggets (15:04:54): Pete, let's go get tattoos
Barack HUSSEIN (15:05:18): I'm not sure what I want yet but I'll go to the place with you
Butt Nuggets (15:08:31): Get your shit together and make up your mind
Barack HUSSEIN (15:09:14): Either a butterfly or a swatstika
Butt Nuggets (15:10:23): Why not both. A swastika on the wing of a butterfly. Showing true beauty
Barack HUSSEIN (15:14:56): When are you getting your tattoo done?
Butt Nuggets (15:15:24): Whenever.
Butt Nuggets (15:15:32): Just know that I want it
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:16:44): What are you getting
Butt Nuggets (15:17:44): I want the Dr Manhattan hydrogen symbol on the top of my back
Barack HUSSEIN (15:18:02): Let's go get it today lol
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:18:16): This means you won't be able to be buried in a Jewish cementary then huh
Butt Nuggets (15:19:45): That's only those stupid american Jews
Barack HUSSEIN (16:30:43): So what's the plan for tonight
Danny Tamberelli (16:31:02): Drunk town
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (16:31:35): Beers bitches hostra Cornell slaughter wings waitresses hot, then a quick nap at my place and we hit the tizown
Barack HUSSEIN (16:31:55): I don't want to do any of those things
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (16:31:59): Duh
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (16:32:07): Which is why I was joking about doing them
Danny Tamberelli (16:52:12): Wanna get dinner?
Danny Tamberelli (17:01:46): They really updated the jiggle physics in GTA
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (17:02:03): I'm all about those virtual tits
Barack HUSSEIN (17:12:05): I might actually have to opt out tonight, Jessie just found out her grandpa has cancer so I might go to her place
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (17:12:42): Sorry to hear that
Danny Tamberelli (17:13:48): Give her out best
Barack HUSSEIN (17:14:43): Yea I'm seeing what she wants to do now
Danny Tamberelli (17:15:22): Tell her to come out with us if she wants an escape
Barack HUSSEIN (17:39:08): If you guys are down to chill tomorrow I'll be in there like swim wear
Barack HUSSEIN (17:39:20): Idk if she can come tonight tho
Butt Nuggets (18:23:56): I got watchmen on bluray if you fuckers wanna watch
Danny Tamberelli (18:47:28): That's day time investment
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (18:57:52): I'm good on food when did you guys wanna go out? Lori gets home a little before 9
Danny Tamberelli (18:58:22): 9 works
Saturday, 22 November 2014
Butt Nuggets (12:59:24): What's goodie my hoodies?
Barack HUSSEIN (13:20:52): Hey negro
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:21:09): Sup
Butt Nuggets (13:21:30): That's Mr. Negro to you
Butt Nuggets (13:22:57): Pronounced "knee-grow". Not that silly Mexican way, "Ney-grow"
Butt Nuggets (13:33:31): Wanna head to revolver to check out their shop. I'm not gonna get a tattoo today, but maybe find out pricing and what not?
Butt Nuggets (13:34:00): And see if they even have good artists and a clean shop
Barack HUSSEIN (13:34:11): I'm down
Danny Tamberelli (13:34:43): There a comic shop in NB?
Barack HUSSEIN (13:34:48): I've heard it's a good place. Go on reddit /r/tattoos and search for "revolver New Brunswick"
Barack HUSSEIN (13:35:05): There's a bunch of pics there
Butt Nuggets (13:35:41): Comic shop that also makes ice cream and other food
Butt Nuggets (13:35:46): And will do
Danny Tamberelli (13:36:12): Wanna hit both?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:36:34): Yea Sanctuary though last time I was there I didn't see comics so they might not be there anymore
Butt Nuggets (13:37:40): That's a comic store in scotch plains
Butt Nuggets (13:38:40): Seems legit. I literally saw a bunch of neck beards with fedoras waiting outside the store one day
Butt Nuggets (13:38:48): There's*
Barack HUSSEIN (13:39:03): Perfect
Butt Nuggets (13:39:57): No joke. In a line of about 20, there were at a minimum of 5 Fedoras
Butt Nuggets (13:40:16): I'm mad I didn't get a picture
Barack HUSSEIN (13:50:06): Josh you're not getting the tattoo colored right
Barack HUSSEIN (13:50:13): It's just the symbol?
Butt Nuggets (13:51:55): Yeah. Fuck color. Trying to keep the first one as simple as possible
Danny Tamberelli (13:57:48): Just a dock
Butt Nuggets (13:59:32): http://imgur.com/5BAAMfa
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:38:50): Classic Pakulu
Danny Tamberelli (14:41:33): It's how I'm going to do it
Barack HUSSEIN (15:06:21): I love it
Barack HUSSEIN (15:13:49): What time are you all going out
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:16:13): I'm down for whenever
Barack HUSSEIN (15:27:09): Ok cool. Do you guys mind if Jessie comes? She's been having a really rough week and needs a distraction
Danny Tamberelli (15:27:54): Does she do magic ?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:28:07): Yea that's cool
Danny Tamberelli (15:28:21): Wanna go around 4
Barack HUSSEIN (15:28:44): We might have dinner first
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:29:17): That's cool too I wanna gta online
Danny Tamberelli (15:29:32): I'm on
Barack HUSSEIN (15:31:26): I think I'll buy GTA next time I get a chance
Danny Tamberelli (15:31:43): No. You get it meow
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:35:07): Yea dude its awesome and going on now
Barack HUSSEIN (17:06:27): You guys want to go the tattoo place at like 7 or something? Then go to a bar or whatever?
Butt Nuggets (17:34:55): Wanna see "Kirk Cameron's saving Christmas"?
Barack HUSSEIN (18:09:15): What's that
Butt Nuggets (18:12:52): Saw it on fandango. I assume it's terrible
Barack HUSSEIN (18:16:41): Well you nig nogs wanna go out and get inked up soon?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (18:19:05): Yea do sho
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (18:19:11): Fo*
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (18:19:18): You guys ate?
Butt Nuggets (18:22:01): Not really. I still have to shower but then I'm good to go
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (18:22:31): Did you wanna get food or you eating at home?
Butt Nuggets (18:23:07): I'll eat something. Horse meat sounds appetizing
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (18:23:45): K
Barack HUSSEIN (18:30:23): K cool
Danny Tamberelli (18:52:08): NGBM is the greatest criminal enterprise ever
Butt Nuggets (18:52:48): *pyramid scheme
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (18:58:07): Nah were a criminal organization in GTA now. Definitely get it pete it's awesome
Barack HUSSEIN (19:00:55): It's already a criminal organization
Danny Tamberelli (19:02:05): White owl and the Gentle sir
Danny Tamberelli (19:05:27): None
Butt Nuggets (19:11:35): So what's the plan?
Danny Tamberelli (19:12:13): I'll get the bifta
Barack HUSSEIN (19:12:51): Idk ready whenever
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (19:13:01): About to finish eating then I'm good
Danny Tamberelli (19:13:35): I'm still waiting on my take out. Then I'll be good
Butt Nuggets (19:15:31): Tattoo place is only open till 9 so it may have to wait until s different day
Barack HUSSEIN (19:15:42): We can make it in time
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (19:16:11): Yea we Def can
Barack HUSSEIN (19:20:47): I say you get it today lol
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (19:24:03): Pete what do you wanna get?
Butt Nuggets (19:24:35): Definitely not getting it today, especially if it's a time crunch
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (19:24:53): Yea I think Pete was joking lol
Barack HUSSEIN (19:25:24): Idk what but I want a tattoo lol
Barack HUSSEIN (19:25:48): And if it's a little tattoo it won't take long. But you don't want to rush
Danny Tamberelli (19:37:51): On my way
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (19:38:42): Wait to where
Danny Tamberelli (19:39:23): I thought we were meeting up at Webb street
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (19:39:39): I'm ok with that just checking
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (19:39:48): Pete are you already in NB?
Barack HUSSEIN (19:55:21): No I thought we would meet up?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (19:56:39): Alright just checking
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (21:09:54): J marg we in da bar
Sunday, 23 November 2014
Butt Nuggets (16:25:43): None
Barack HUSSEIN (16:26:52): Wait what am I looking at here
Barack HUSSEIN (16:27:03): Wut
Butt Nuggets (16:27:21): Morgan
Barack HUSSEIN (16:27:40): My favorite part of low winter sun
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (16:35:07): Good cop, bad cop same cop.
Monday, 24 November 2014
GroupMe (11:33:40): Danny Tamberelli changed name to Dave Franco
Dave Franco (11:34:08): That show was gone too soon
Barack HUSSEIN (11:40:18): Dave Franco likes to bang teenage girls
Dave Franco (11:41:14): That's James Franci \n
Barack HUSSEIN (11:52:53): Yea he did love that\nYoung lady
Dave Franco (13:00:28): My sister and I want To rent a house in upstate New York or Vermont for New Years. You guys want in.
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:08:49): Can't me and haley are going to PA from the 26 Dec to Jan 1. It's our one year
Dave Franco (13:14:06): Fag
Barack HUSSEIN (13:14:43): Jessie and I will be in south jersey for New Years so I can't make it
Dave Franco (13:15:03): Double Fag
Barack HUSSEIN (13:25:07): \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f
Tuesday, 25 November 2014
Dave Franco (12:15:54): So Jesus is in GTA V
Dave Franco (12:16:32): None
Dave Franco (15:09:19): So we just go invited out by the stanly twins to go to Hoboken
Dave Franco (15:11:13): Also I think it's free booze
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:11:46): Stanly twins?
Dave Franco (15:12:08): Stanky. Damn autocorrect
Dave Franco (15:12:15): I say we go.
Butt Nuggets (15:14:09): No. Go have a threesome though
Dave Franco (15:14:58): I need at least one wingman
Butt Nuggets (15:17:04): We should make a comic or graphic novel depicting the heroic feats of Wingman
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:17:08): Ohh them
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:17:42): The Bruno Mars songs where he says he'd hop on a grenade for you was actually about taking the fat ugly chick
Dave Franco (15:17:44): We should. I'll write all my knowledge down
Dave Franco (15:18:03): The truest of wingman
Barack HUSSEIN (15:18:49): No way in hell am I going lol
Dave Franco (15:19:43): I'm pretty sure free booze
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:24:06): Something stanks, it's either this burrito or your vagine but it's turning me on.
Dave Franco (15:25:07): I wanna know which one was it. To complete the story
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:25:29): The story of the girl who stank
Barack HUSSEIN (15:26:00): Let us know because I regret my sinuses were clogged that night
Dave Franco (15:26:20): The spiritual successor to the girl with the dragon tatto
Dave Franco (15:39:58): It's also tomorrow
Barack HUSSEIN (15:40:27): Get it in
Butt Nuggets (15:58:49): I have work tomorrow. Not that I was gonna tag along anyway, but I'm with Pete. Do work.
Wednesday, 26 November 2014
Dave Franco (08:46:05): Rated E for everyone except Kevin Robinson form school. Fuck You Kevin stop showing everyone my deviant art
Dave Franco (08:46:31): http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (08:56:49): That's hilarious. Josh, Google image searxh coldsteel the hedgehog for reference
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (08:57:15): Also my brother woke me so I'm on gta already marc lol
Dave Franco (10:35:53): The wingmans enemy is the cock blocker
Barack HUSSEIN (10:36:41): Sounds like a lot of bird puns
Dave Franco (10:37:02): Ehh
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (17:21:32): Y'all playing gta?
Dave Franco (17:22:05): Story stuff but I'll go online
Barack HUSSEIN (17:24:20): I am
Barack HUSSEIN (17:24:41): I get kicked off online like every ten minutes
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (17:25:00): Try joining me pete
Barack HUSSEIN (17:35:59): I'll join in a minute doing something
Thursday, 27 November 2014
Butt Nuggets (03:37:11): So my dad enjoyed the Eric Andre show
Dave Franco (07:56:50): GTA got a 1 gb update. Faster loading
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:35:01): Thank god it did and I forgot Eric Andre is back
Barack HUSSEIN (12:25:55): The new season looks great so far judging by the previews
Butt Nuggets (21:23:23): What you jabronis up to?
Dave Franco (21:24:01): Nothing
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (21:52:38): Not much haleys here but she's gonna sleep soon I think
Barack HUSSEIN (21:54:42): Can't do anything tonight I have to get up real early tomorrow
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (21:56:43): K.
Butt Nuggets (21:58:13): Bitches. Walking dead Sunday?
Dave Franco (21:58:39): Nah. I hate that show
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (22:00:58): Yea
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (22:01:08): I love to hate that show
Barack HUSSEIN (22:01:52): You're missing out, this season has been good
Friday, 28 November 2014
Dave Franco (13:11:24): Too many cocks. The porn parody of too many cooks
Butt Nuggets (13:12:54): Gang bang bros
Butt Nuggets (13:13:36): Too many cocks will spoil the froth
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:13:48): It's takes a lot to make your insides stew, when it comes to doing you
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:15:13): I think that's not true well maybe too many cocks will spoil the froth but their fill our butts with so much so much loveeee
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:15:22): Theyll*
Butt Nuggets (13:18:39): Guest appearance by Santorum would deal the deal
Dave Franco (13:19:32): In a turtle neck
Butt Nuggets (13:19:51): Sweater vest turtle neck
Dave Franco (13:20:10): To all the bitches
GroupMe (13:21:00): Butt Nuggets changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (13:21:14): Butt Nuggets changed the group's avatar
Butt Nuggets (13:28:27): Adult swim aired a show last night at 4am called "book of Christ" which was the list writings of Jesus. The few seconds I caught were hysterical. They had him saying shit like, "I was not responsible for my actions at the time because I was drinking a lot of wine," and, "I'm only writing this so that I can capitalize on it years down the line "
Barack HUSSEIN (18:03:26): Jesus was just riding on his dad's accomplishments
Saturday, 29 November 2014
GroupMe (01:04:49): Dave Franco changed name to John Stalvern
John Stalvern (01:05:09): I'm a zombie
Barack HUSSEIN (07:14:15): No John. You are the demons
GroupMe (13:15:00): John Stalvern changed name to Flo
Flo (13:15:31): So Brian. I heard you taking shit about me and my insurance
Flo (13:15:38): I'm global
Flo (13:15:46): Flo
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:27:50): Yea Flo a straight busta
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:28:43): My mom found this on our dvr that's josh on the left near Matt kjelle
Flo (13:29:49): Aww that faggot
Flo (13:39:59): And I'll get my nigga franklin to bust a cap in you ass
Barack HUSSEIN (14:21:20): Look at josh playing a team sport like a sheep
Butt Nuggets (14:22:32): Is about being a part of something larger than one's self, Pete. God.
GroupMe (15:19:14): Barack HUSSEIN changed the group's name to Lonely Single Dads Social Club
Flo (17:49:02): GTA at some point tonght ?
Flo (18:05:05): Also
Butt Nuggets (18:08:09): What's good for tonight? Anyone doin anything?
Flo (18:08:32): I'm up for anything
Barack HUSSEIN (18:12:28): I'm free in a little bit
Flo (18:12:49): Hookers and blow ?
Butt Nuggets (18:13:48): I've got people over so when they leave I'm good for whatever
Flo (19:59:48): What do we want to do
Barack HUSSEIN (21:21:37): Good question
Flo (21:31:50): It's up to you guy
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (21:32:15): Risk?
Flo (21:32:32): I'd do risk
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (21:32:44): Cool cool cool
Flo (21:33:34): If do drinks. I'd do risk. I'd do drugs
Barack HUSSEIN (21:34:16): ;)
Butt Nuggets (21:35:38): Sure
Flo (21:40:04): Time and place?
Butt Nuggets (21:41:34): Zach won't be able to play
Flo (21:42:03): Isn't he in Baltimore
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (21:42:05): Aight and my place ok?
Butt Nuggets (21:42:32): Nah
Flo (21:43:33): So Brian's at 10?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (21:44:03): Sure
Butt Nuggets (22:25:51): My bad. We playing?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (22:26:31): We're gonna do a beer run first
Butt Nuggets (22:27:20): K
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (22:35:21): You coming to get beer?
Sunday, 30 November 2014
Barack HUSSEIN (14:39:24): None
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:42:05): George Costanza the experiment lol. Im sure there's a porn of that somewhere.
Butt Nuggets (17:30:19): Hey Marcy EntertainmentCareers.net
Flo (17:33:20): I've looked into the site before. It's promising. Thanks for the heads up
Monday, 01 December 2014
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:51:54): "Steve don't you realize when you stare at women you spook them" "I don't spook them they spook me"
Butt Nuggets (12:52:31): Another gem
Flo (13:09:44): Did that really happen
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:10:05): According to John this is a conversation they had lol
Butt Nuggets (13:10:18): So it's a maybe
Flo (13:10:57): So greatly fabricated
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:12:43): But it's also steve
Flo (13:13:05): It's also John
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:19:53): This is true
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:20:11): Either way I thought it was a funny exchange though
Butt Nuggets (13:20:29): It is
Barack HUSSEIN (13:35:55): Genius
Barack HUSSEIN (13:37:00): Steve is a world class stare-er
Flo (20:12:11): GTA later?
Barack HUSSEIN (20:46:47): I won't be home till late but I'm down to play tomorrow
GroupMe (22:17:38): Flo changed name to Jason Gastrow
Tuesday, 02 December 2014
Jason Gastrow (09:05:22): Has anyone else fart smelled so bad they woke themselves up
Barack HUSSEIN (09:12:01): No I love mine
Jason Gastrow (09:12:42): I do feat broccoli last night
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:13:28): I've grossed out nala with them so much she's left me
Jason Gastrow (09:14:18): Sounds like all the women in your life
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:35:08): Yea I grossed out haley yesterday with a 5 second long fart
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:59:44): Anyone know of any job fairs upcoming
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:59:58): And would you guys want to go to them
Barack HUSSEIN (10:20:27): There's probably one at Rutgers coming up
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (10:22:45): Anyone interested in going to one?
Barack HUSSEIN (10:22:53): Nah
Jason Gastrow (10:23:43): I haven't heard any but I'll go
Barack HUSSEIN (10:25:04): Rutgers has a big one on January 29th
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (10:25:54): Awesome thanks
Jason Gastrow (12:27:10): I feel like I should make a YouTube series called how to be a dick in:
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:31:45): Can you give a example?
Jason Gastrow (12:32:23): How to be a dick in GTA 5. How to be a duck in Ghosts.
Barack HUSSEIN (13:02:18): Or just in life in general
Jason Gastrow (13:03:08): That's another episode
Jason Gastrow (14:47:39): Time the fuck out. Sam the hobbit is Rudy?
Butt Nuggets (14:48:16): Same guy from Goonies and encino man.
Barack HUSSEIN (14:48:21): And the main character in the goodies
Barack HUSSEIN (14:48:24): Goonies
Butt Nuggets (14:48:28): Where the fuck have you been
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:53:07): This is first grade stuff
Jason Gastrow (14:53:46): Well I ain't no nerd and ain't never seen lord if te rings until I was 23
Butt Nuggets (14:54:18): What kinda fag watches lord of the rings
Jason Gastrow (14:55:11): I knew the goo use
Barack HUSSEIN (14:55:36): I just watch fooooooootbaaaaaaalllllll
Jason Gastrow (14:56:24): Also which one if the Corey's is dead?
Barack HUSSEIN (14:56:41): Giles Corey
Butt Nuggets (14:56:52): Not the one from the Goonies
Jason Gastrow (14:57:07): The othe one
Barack HUSSEIN (14:57:43): Corey haim
Jason Gastrow (14:58:09): Also I think being a Dick in would be a good idea. Like bring up Corey Haims death to the other Corey
Jason Gastrow (18:59:38): GTA later?
Barack HUSSEIN (21:38:56): I'll be on in like 15
Jason Gastrow (21:39:49): Aight just let me know
Wednesday, 03 December 2014
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:47:06): "I think we should start killing niggers"-john
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:47:25): All I could say was wow. Then he laughed. But I don't think he's joking.
Barack HUSSEIN (09:47:31): Is John a real person
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:47:35): Oh yea
Jason Gastrow (09:48:37): John is a political cartoon
Barack HUSSEIN (09:48:57): I hope never to meet him
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:49:44): A political cartoon that gets rejected from all newspapers
Jason Gastrow (09:50:18): For not being believable as a person
GroupMe (13:25:03): Jason Gastrow changed name to A Homosexual
A Homosexual (13:25:29): Who's cooking meth
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:26:02): Where did you get that photo
GroupMe (13:26:22): Barack HUSSEIN changed name to Turd Burger
A Homosexual (13:26:26): Don't ask questions
Turd Burger (13:26:48): What's in the box?!?!?!
A Homosexual (16:26:43): Homo Sexuals
A Homosexual (20:42:22): Idea. Odd comments to say about a sex tape
Butt Nuggets (20:44:15): Racial undertones shined through, especially when the second black penis came on screen.
A Homosexual (20:45:02): "It was oddly supportive of Israel 9/10
A Homosexual (20:56:13): "When it turns out she was a ghost the whole time, it was crazy@
Thursday, 04 December 2014
A Homosexual (11:07:09): None
A Homosexual (11:07:28): Historical average is 4/5
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:19:46): I though it was 3/5
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:19:55): Thought
A Homosexual (11:20:27): Since the are 5/5 now. The average is 4/5. Come on math major
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:23:56): Oh were doing averages now ok stats man
A Homosexual (11:26:51): I said historical average
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:27:41): Not a weighted average though so it's a pleb average
A Homosexual (11:43:52): I do history you do math
A Homosexual (11:47:45): Okay do before the Missouri Compromise in 1820 they weren't counted in this country but niether were white people either so that's a was. So from 1820 to 1854 they were 3/5ths. In slave states. And for the last 160 years they all are counted as 5/5. Brian do the math
Turd Burger (11:47:56): I don't do shit
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:55:39): So from 1776 when history officially started to 1820?
A Homosexual (11:56:11): No real data was recorded
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:57:16): I just need a start date
A Homosexual (11:57:45): January 1st 1820
Turd Burger (11:57:45): what is going on?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:57:50): Cause if we go from the beginning of time to 1820 it'll come out to 0
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:00:15): Trying to figure out the average historical worth of a black person in America
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:00:57): .929
Turd Burger (12:01:31): I love it
Butt Nuggets (12:09:12): So is all this police brutality just a game of catch-up for when whitey had the wild west and white on white crime was rampant?
Turd Burger (12:10:35): It's called the knockout game
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:11:15): And eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it
Butt Nuggets (12:12:13): Just wait till the natives have their revenge. Their going nuclear
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:35:36): The dream -
Butt Nuggets (12:39:09): Where's the second monitor? And why no foot rests?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:40:01): You've proven who the bigger neckbeard is between you and this fictional persob
Butt Nuggets (12:40:41): Comfort Brian. Ask about comfort
Butt Nuggets (12:40:48): All*
Turd Burger (12:41:58): I want this chair
Butt Nuggets (12:43:13): Doesn't have a squatty potty. Now if it stocked the shit out of my ass it'd be one thing, but I need my butt stool.
Butt Nuggets (12:43:19): Sucked*
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:43:38): You want a toilet that basically rim jobs you 24/7
Butt Nuggets (12:44:00): Its already sucking my dick for me, so yeah why not
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:44:10): Fair point
Butt Nuggets (12:44:43): What about nipple-play
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:52:19): You can work your own god damn nipples like the rest of us
Butt Nuggets (12:54:58): When are we gonna 34.5 Brian?
Turd Burger (12:57:46): \U0001f60f
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:00:05): ;)
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:00:25): Well just nipple dock
A Homosexual (15:00:24): Also thanks for telling me to email the place again josh. Te tol me to resend the reference information because they sai they had trouble reaching my refference. No they didn't they just forgot me or didn't do it
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:01:46): Nice what place was that?
A Homosexual (15:02:39): Refuel. It's in cranbury.
A Homosexual (15:06:19): Josh you have a work style email I can out down as a reference
Butt Nuggets (15:07:14): A work style email? I have Josh.A.Margulies@gmail.com
Butt Nuggets (15:07:39): Also, setup a page on about.me
A Homosexual (15:07:44): Thy works
Turd Burger (15:10:25): LinkedIn helps a lot
Turd Burger (15:10:30): Make sure you have a good one
A Homosexual (15:11:18): Mines solid.
Butt Nuggets (15:11:26): LinkedIn works but about.me is picking up steam. I think Google invested in them. It's a much simpler, cleaner platform too
A Homosexual (17:18:19): GTA tonight?
Turd Burger (17:18:38): Sure
A Homosexual (17:20:00): Also let me know if you guys get emails for refferences
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (17:21:05): Yes and k
Turd Burger (19:30:50): Power
A Homosexual (20:19:19): POWER
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (20:28:38): Gta?
Turd Burger (20:32:12): Sure after I eat. Making food now
A Homosexual (20:32:44): I'll be on as soon as I get back from picking up christa
A Homosexual (20:32:55): So like 10
Turd Burger (20:45:22): Cool cool cool
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (20:46:32): K
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (20:46:35): Doing story now
Turd Burger (20:52:06): Ok getting on
A Homosexual (20:56:06): I'm on
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (20:57:42): Going on
Turd Burger (23:00:25): Josh do you really have a squatty potty
Friday, 05 December 2014
Butt Nuggets (02:31:04): Yeah. It's awesome. Also, in currently snacking on fritos and caviar. I don't know if I feel like white trash or trashy classy.
A Homosexual (07:09:32): I think that's called class warfare
Turd Burger (07:11:12): You actually like caviar? I thought people just ate that so they could rub it in the faces of the proletariat
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (07:11:40): I've only has caviar on top of sushi but it is the shit
Turd Burger (11:27:18): http://www.clickhole.com/article/weird-things-all-guys-do-when-women-arent-around-1478?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
A Homosexual (12:21:57): I killed a fat white women in GTA and a black man tried to fight me. That's rasict
Turd Burger (12:22:25): Hands up don't shoot
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:22:32): I love clickhole and why isn't there a stereotype for fat white men and skinny black women
A Homosexual (12:23:02): I'd bang black women
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:23:13): It's great
A Homosexual (12:23:41): I did the hair rainbow. Now I want the skin one
Turd Burger (12:24:30): I can wingman you with some black chicks. I'll just tell them you have buffalo wings
Turd Burger (12:24:39): Hurhurhur I'm racist
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:25:28): That would work on me if I was single though
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:25:37): If a girl was like hey wanna talk I got buffalo wings
A Homosexual (12:26:15): I've banged for worse
Turd Burger (12:26:27): This is true. I dont get why wings are a racist thing. Who doesn't like fried chicken ?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:26:57): For real. Dave Chapelle said the same thing.
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:27:14): "Look at him. He loves it."
Butt Nuggets (12:36:16): dont text me, only use this, my phones busted
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:36:52): What happened
A Homosexual (12:37:04): Semen
Butt Nuggets (12:37:15): fell
Butt Nuggets (12:37:31): im fucking pissed. the screen doesnt work
Butt Nuggets (12:37:47): and now i cant shut my alarm off
A Homosexual (12:38:03): You just got it
Turd Burger (12:38:04): Like its just not responding?
Butt Nuggets (12:38:16): yeah
Turd Burger (12:38:23): Damn call motorola
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:38:24): Damn
Butt Nuggets (12:38:48): already on the phone
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:38:55): And here I was envious of your phone
A Homosexual (12:39:02): Tell those commits
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:41:38): Do you have insurance
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:41:49): Which is a scam
Turd Burger (12:45:20): Insurance isn't a scam
Turd Burger (12:45:56): I had it with my iPhone and it was good. 100 and I got a replacement phone in two days
A Homosexual (12:46:20): I vote scam
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:49:28): I know I'm just kidding. Sort of. Phone insurance isnt.
Turd Burger (12:53:19): Buy an unlocked phone. I just did and it's awesome
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:54:30): I have a love hate relationship with smart phones. I love that I can do almost anything but because of that I spend too much time on it. I kind of want a simpler phone now lol.
Turd Burger (12:56:08): You can't go back now lol
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:57:11): You can always go back
Turd Burger (12:58:42): But theyre so damn useful
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:59:07): But it's sucking the life force out of me
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (12:59:12): It's a guy thing
Butt Nuggets (12:59:26): i kinda like burner phones
Butt Nuggets (12:59:37): i jst wish i could get one with snake on it
A Homosexual (12:59:37): Drugs
Butt Nuggets (13:00:08): i dont have insurance but my phone is under warranty so free replacement
Turd Burger (13:00:12): Burners have a fun vibe to them
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:02:35): Yea I insured mine. I'll probably break it eventually.
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:02:38): http://www.clickhole.com/article/willheaint-7-guys-who-arent-william-and-never-will-1440
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:05:58): http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-dumbest-criminals-all-time-1532
Butt Nuggets (14:08:32): They have to be using just stock photos for all of these
Butt Nuggets (14:09:05): you think they just have a random assortment of stock photos and make and article around it
Butt Nuggets (14:09:50): also, without my phone i feel so disconnected, like I cant contact anyone. its a whole new experience, like nothing Ive ever felt before
Turd Burger (14:10:43): You are truly and utterly alone
Turd Burger (14:11:03): Destined to wander this world alone for all time
Butt Nuggets (14:12:06): whats good for later, punks?
Turd Burger (14:14:45): I will be in south jersey today unfortunately
A Homosexual (14:17:15): I think my interview went well. Drinks time
Turd Burger (14:21:48): Where did you interview?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:22:18): I'm literally broke as fuck
A Homosexual (14:23:04): Venuing. It's a digital ad and app agency. It started as a development company but started its own in house marketing
Turd Burger (14:35:31): Nice sounds like a good gig and it's in your field
A Homosexual (14:38:20): Wanna go to destination dog tonight
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:41:27): Is that a pet place
A Homosexual (14:42:12): It's a bar with awesome hotdogs
Turd Burger (14:46:04): Hot dog bar?
A Homosexual (14:46:40): Yea like you get crazy hotdogs. They are really good.
Butt Nuggets (14:50:58): maybe. WoB has a tap takeover tonight. 15 christmas/winter beers are going on tap
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:51:35): Ohh interesting where is destination dog?
Butt Nuggets (14:51:45): close to WoB
A Homosexual (14:51:59): NB 101 Paterson
Turd Burger (14:52:08): Go to destination dogs for dinner the WoB to sample 15 beers
A Homosexual (14:52:29): Intersection of Paterson and Joyce Kilmar
Butt Nuggets (14:53:13): i agree with pete
A Homosexual (14:53:33): Im down
Turd Burger (14:54:22): I'll be there in spirit
Butt Nuggets (14:59:27): if we get 4 flights of beer, we can have all of them
Butt Nuggets (14:59:47): and the flights are the best deal, you get 20 oz instead of 16
A Homosexual (14:59:57): Ohhh
Butt Nuggets (15:01:15): i have to do some shit. I'll check back on this shit in a few hours.
Turd Burger (15:01:46): You can view it in the browser too on your PC btw
Butt Nuggets (15:01:56): thats what ive been doin
Butt Nuggets (15:02:06): my phone is out of comission
Turd Burger (15:02:55): Oh yea
A Homosexual (17:21:08): We got a plan?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (18:17:40): Can we do this tomorrow I feel like shit and want to sleep
A Homosexual (18:19:37): Yea it all good son
Butt Nuggets (18:28:45): fuck you son. fuck you
Butt Nuggets (18:28:51): i wanna get a tattoo
Butt Nuggets (18:45:21): Just testing to see if this works. Using my ipone.
Butt Nuggets (18:45:33): Iphone*
A Homosexual (18:57:10): Dicks dicks dicks
Butt Nuggets (19:46:51): The iPhone screen is so tiny.
A Homosexual (19:51:56): Like our time in this universe
Turd Burger (20:05:39): Damn bro that's deep
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (20:06:52): Woah
Turd Burger (20:07:20): Josh when are you getting a tattoo? I want to go with you and talk to an artist
Butt Nuggets (20:09:20): I was thinking I would go in tomorrow to talk with one of the artists. Possibly get it done next Saturday.
Butt Nuggets (20:09:35): Feel free to come with
Butt Nuggets (20:13:57): You still don't know what you want, right?
Turd Burger (20:51:21): Yes I want to talk to an artist to get ideas
Butt Nuggets (20:52:13): k. pretty sure they open at 1pm tomorrow. wanna head over around 2?
Turd Burger (20:52:58): Sure if I'm in edison
Butt Nuggets (20:54:24): k
Butt Nuggets (21:20:15): Hey cockboy (Brian), what's your dads email address? I need it for a reference
Saturday, 06 December 2014
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:02:02): Ah sorry I just saw this
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:02:10): Triformcon@aol.com
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:02:34): Also you guys going to the tattoo place?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:03:24): None
Turd Burger (13:05:48): I'll go to the tattoo place with you guys. I'll be home in like 5 minutes
Butt Nuggets (13:13:23): Cool. I just woke up so I'm gonna make coffee, drink coffee, eat, shit, shower, brush the teef, get dressed, then inform yall when I'm good to go. But first, imma hit send.
Turd Burger (13:17:42): You just woke up at 1pm? My nigga
Butt Nuggets (13:22:11): Yup. Sleep schedule is all outta whack from my work schedule.
Butt Nuggets (13:22:40): Still a nigga though \ufffd
Butt Nuggets (13:23:21): \ufffd\ufffd
Turd Burger (13:25:35): \ufffd\ufffd
Butt Nuggets (13:29:10): Imma swish that dunker. Alley bros, amirite
Butt Nuggets (13:29:24): Alley oop*
A Homosexual (13:32:32): You guy wanna do hotdogs and beers tonight ?
Butt Nuggets (13:33:34): If we're gonna be in New Brunswick in a little bit, I'm not gonna head back in later.
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:34:06): Wanna get a late lunch and some brews soon then?
A Homosexual (13:34:35): Yea let me just get home and shower
Turd Burger (13:34:58): I'm chilling with Jessie tonight so unless you guys want to go to like Morristown or something I can't do anything later
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:35:13): You turd burger
A Homosexual (13:35:59): I'd go to Morris town. I've never been
Turd Burger (13:36:44): Its like new Brunswick for older people
A Homosexual (13:37:35): I'm game
A Homosexual (13:43:49): I'll be good in 15. When to want to leave for the tattoo?
Turd Burger (13:46:07): He's probably still pooping
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:48:54): A good poop takes time
Turd Burger (13:53:24): Not for us \U0001f60f
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:53:54): That's true I'm all about speed \ufffd
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:54:03): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:54:10): \ufffd\ufffd
Turd Burger (13:54:59): \ufffd\ufffd
Butt Nuggets (13:55:30): \ufffd
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:55:35): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Butt Nuggets (13:55:44): \ufffd
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:56:09): \ufffd I'm so triggered by this
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (13:56:47): \ufffd
A Homosexual (13:58:56): So we going
A Homosexual (13:59:24): Also my sister need the car so can I have a ride
A Homosexual (13:59:37): \ufffd
Butt Nuggets (14:01:48): Now I'm taking a \U0001f4a9
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:02:01): Butt nuggets taking a butt nugget
Turd Burger (14:04:15): \ufffd
Butt Nuggets (14:05:09): The name of that emoji is "deal with it dog"
Turd Burger (14:05:18): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:05:48): Yea I notified that too that's awesome
Butt Nuggets (14:08:14): Poochie
Butt Nuggets (14:08:22): Kinda
Turd Burger (14:09:09): OK I'm gonna shower quick then im free
A Homosexual (14:09:48): To reiterate. My sister need the car can I get a ride?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:10:19): You're walking and you're gonna like it
Butt Nuggets (14:10:53): You're on the way. You can hold on to the bumper
A Homosexual (14:13:12): I'll teen wolf it
Butt Nuggets (14:13:36): What?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:13:47): Never seen teen wold huh
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:13:52): Wolf&
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:13:55): *
A Homosexual (14:14:25): What. He surfs in the top of the van. Te movie not the show
Butt Nuggets (14:15:02): I still have no idea what you're talking about.
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:15:26): You're a sheltered child josh
Butt Nuggets (14:16:13): Not denying that
Butt Nuggets (14:16:37): I am white privilege
A Homosexual (14:16:50): Damn hippies
Turd Burger (14:25:04): OK ready when you gay bros are
A Homosexual (14:26:22): As am I.
A Homosexual (14:27:20): Just let me when somebody gets here
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:28:28): I'm just putting on my pants on leg at a time
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:33:16): Josh you ready
Turd Burger (14:38:09): Want me to just go over to you guys?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:38:32): Sure cause idk what happened to josh
Butt Nuggets (14:44:30): Just got outta the shower
Butt Nuggets (14:45:25): Before we pick up Marc I have to stop at the liquor store. They're holding a bottle of something for me and its limited quantity so I wanna make sure to grab it before they sell it to someone else.
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:45:55): Is it a jar filled with your own farts
Butt Nuggets (14:46:54): Nah. Remember I did that with my retainer case that one time. Think it was in your basement. Frighteningly it worked.
Butt Nuggets (14:46:57): Never again
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (14:48:58): Well I'm ready whenever
A Homosexual (15:04:48): You guys coming ?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:05:34): Just left were coming now
A Homosexual (15:18:30): Eta?
Turd Burger (15:18:41): Five minutes
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (15:25:17): We here
Sunday, 07 December 2014
A Homosexual (10:40:40): GTA later
Turd Burger (10:50:26): I'll play
A Homosexual (10:52:49): I'm on
A Homosexual (10:56:34): It keeps kicking me. I'll try again in a little
Turd Burger (10:58:55): K
A Homosexual (11:36:00): So in school the vowels were women. The consonants we're make. Was Y trans gender
Turd Burger (20:06:34): GTA?
A Homosexual (20:07:05): I'll be on in 5
A Homosexual (20:12:05): I'm on
Monday, 08 December 2014
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:14:21): Just saw a sign say happy holidays. So the war on Christmas begins again this year
Turd Burger (09:15:04): Thanks Obama
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:17:27): None
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:30:59): "That's what happen when you put them in power" John about black people in government
Turd Burger (09:31:54): John really understands life
Turd Burger (09:32:06): Ask him about eric garner
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:32:12): Oh i didn't have to ask
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:32:35): He was resisting arrest and breaking the law by selling cigarettes so the cops actions were fine
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:37:15): Oh my god now John is talking about how atheist is ruining this country
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:37:47): Also on Eric holder -"he says he's a black man but I know what a black man is, he's a fucking nigger"
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:37:54): I'm so uncomfortable
Turd Burger (09:38:17): John needs to be put down
A Homosexual (09:38:25): Just ask about banana girl and get him talking about sure
A Homosexual (09:38:29): Steve
Turd Burger (09:38:37): Isn't john a minority too lol
A Homosexual (09:40:43): Shhh don't tell
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:42:26): He is lol. He also complained about illegals in this rant.
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:42:40): And I've heard every steve story 100 times
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:42:56): This is close to my personal hell
Turd Burger (09:47:52): I don't know how you deal with this guy
A Homosexual (09:48:26): I just keep my head down
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (09:49:05): I only do because we don't work and I get paid. I got to the site at 8, he talked to me for 45 minutes then sent me for coffee. Coffee breaks been another 50 minutes now lol
A Homosexual (09:59:02): Solid point
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (10:33:52): Oh shit Johns getting into it with a black lady
Turd Burger (10:34:38): You know that black chick you used to bang? Well she had a son. And it's yours
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (10:35:07): John put cones saving a space, some lady moved it and parked there. We need the room to move a lift, she's now here and talking about a lack of communication. Johns now saying this job is high pressure we have a deadline, we've done nothing all day lol.
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (10:35:35): Also he's threatening to go the principal. This is literally high school behavior
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (10:35:42): Lol John is escalating
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (10:38:00): It's dumb vs dumber. She's dumber only because she thinks she can have a rationak
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (10:38:08): Rational argument with john
Turd Burger (10:38:32): John sounds like the scum of the earth
Turd Burger (10:38:38): Still better than Kumon
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (10:49:00): Oh sank you so good
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (10:49:38): Oh Peter you go down on me ah so good sank you sank you
Turd Burger (10:51:17): Yes sank u sank u feel so good in my asshole sank u
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (10:55:49): I miss the broken English after work meetings
Turd Burger (11:03:37): And the threats. Oh how I miss feeling threatened at work
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:07:52): "You should like this as more than just a paycheck" "don't forget your all easily replacable so don't fuck up"
Turd Burger (11:08:45): Lol remember the kids that would forget to get paid for months
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:12:20): Yea amir went half a year without a paycheck lol
Turd Burger (11:13:32): What a tard lol
A Homosexual (11:34:52): How do you forget to get paid
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:35:52): He didn't turn in his time card so it kept rolling over
GroupMe (11:36:21): A Homosexual changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (11:36:42): A Homosexual changed name to Krian Barabinchak
Krian Barabinchak (11:37:06): Did he get the money?
Mao Ze-Dong Amirite (11:39:06): Eventually lol
GroupMe (11:41:09): Mao Ze-Dong Amirite changed name to Fart Ruggiero
Turd Burger (12:30:48): Look at my coworker's fucking cubicle
Krian Barabinchak (12:31:16): Fucking Jews
Fart Ruggiero (12:31:30): Tell him happy holidays
Turd Burger (12:33:01): He is actually Jewish lol
Turd Burger (12:33:21): He just wants to win the holiday decorations contest
Krian Barabinchak (12:33:47): Wait what contest. I was just saying fucking Jews
Turd Burger (12:34:00): True
Fart Ruggiero (12:35:33): You should take the Jim method and just make the simplest thing possible. Put a star on your head and wear a green shirt.
Fart Ruggiero (12:35:52): Then coerce with the judges of the contest to rig it so you win
Turd Burger (12:36:20): Its so crazy that it just might work
Fart Ruggiero (12:57:22): Your A-hole is the same thing as your B-hole
Butt Nuggets (12:59:57): But the c-hole... there's actually two c-holes
Butt Nuggets (13:00:22): The p-hole and the v-hole
Butt Nuggets (13:23:23): My dad told me some guy on the discovery channel got eaten by an anaconda last night. He was wearing a special suit, but still utterly ridiculous.
Turd Burger (13:25:05): Lol I need to see thid
Turd Burger (13:25:20): God I am everything wrong with american pop culture
Butt Nuggets (13:26:21): I thought my dad was joking when he said it because it's almost too absurd to not be a joke
Krian Barabinchak (13:27:49): He bitched out
Butt Nuggets (13:28:41): I heard he got puked out
Fart Ruggiero (13:35:42): Yea my mom and sister were watching it I didn't see the whole thing
Turd Burger (13:38:50): Turns out there are a lot of people upset because the man didn't get fully eaten. What a world we live in
Butt Nuggets (13:39:28): I'm only satisfied when I see him get pooped out
Butt Nuggets (13:39:40): Is the anus of a snake as stretchy as its mouth
Butt Nuggets (13:40:41): I'd imagine it's not. Usually, the things it eats get digested and this guy would come out whole. He'd probably end up tearing the snake apart upon exiting its b-hole
Turd Burger (13:42:59): The snake bit his head and then he freaked out and quit. He said he felt his arm breaking
Fart Ruggiero (13:50:06): Wow who knew the anaconda would actually try to kill him as it ate him
Turd Burger (13:50:27): What was his exit strategy for this lol
Turd Burger (13:50:42): Do snakes even have buttholes
Butt Nuggets (13:50:59): They do
Turd Burger (13:51:24): Wow who knew we had so much in common with snakes
Butt Nuggets (13:59:02): CNN right now: "Obama has acid reflux"
Butt Nuggets (13:59:08): Captivating
Turd Burger (13:59:26): That's a Muslim disease
Fart Ruggiero (13:59:45): Wow me and Obama so similar sank you
Butt Nuggets (13:59:52): Brian, I didn't know you're Muslim
Fart Ruggiero (14:00:26): If I was John would have already killed me
Krian Barabinchak (15:11:36): Okay plans for Briabs BDay bash
Krian Barabinchak (15:11:42): What's happening
Butt Nuggets (15:11:59): When is it?
Krian Barabinchak (15:12:18): Saturday the 13th.
Fart Ruggiero (15:21:09): We hire hookers to do our taxes for us
Turd Burger (15:21:51): I'm in
Krian Barabinchak (15:25:19): I'm in too
Fart Ruggiero (15:33:24): I'll let you guys know but it'll probably be just going out to NB for a few drinks. In case of incliment weather, booze and weed fest at my place.
Turd Burger (15:35:37): Unfortunately I won't be around Saturday but do you want to do something Friday?
Fart Ruggiero (15:49:12): Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
Fart Ruggiero (15:49:15): But yea fridays cool
Butt Nuggets (15:51:23): Friday is for jabronis. I'm all about that leap year feb 29th. Only day worth celebrating
Krian Barabinchak (15:53:33): Call me Murado de Muerto
Krian Barabinchak (17:48:16): So I met the girl equivalent of Joe Rivera
Butt Nuggets (17:49:02): Whatever happened with those twins?
Krian Barabinchak (17:49:13): Never responded
Turd Burger (18:08:57): Probably for the best lol
Krian Barabinchak (18:09:28): Yea. It's a fifty fifty shot if get the rotten crouch
Turd Burger (18:12:39): the stank was strong with that one
Krian Barabinchak (18:20:50): I think the fat one wanted josh
Krian Barabinchak (18:20:58): Or te skinny one
Butt Nuggets (18:21:18): \ufffd
Krian Barabinchak (18:22:06): \ufffd
Fart Ruggiero (18:23:38): Judy wanted josh but josh doesn't like having a safety or a backup.
Butt Nuggets (18:24:30): \ufffd
Krian Barabinchak (18:28:15): Alright biever
Turd Burger (18:45:52): Truf
Turd Burger (18:50:55): We will find new smelly girls
Fart Ruggiero (18:59:23): Marc tell us about the Joe Rivera girls
Turd Burger (19:03:35): They sound hot
Krian Barabinchak (19:08:12): It's the same girl she I talked about last nigh. She messages me again. Started bitching about here job. I said that sucks. And she starts going off on me for saying here life sucks.i ask what's the best case scenario and she says to kill herself. I say don't do that and she flip out again. So I change the subject to her hobby of collecting batman stuff. I ask if it's Nolan or burton batman. She flips out again saying she
Krian Barabinchak (19:08:32): Is being interageted and finally I just say I have to go and hang up
Turd Burger (19:11:17): At least she didn't tell you she got stabbed
Krian Barabinchak (19:11:43): Not sell my video games
Turd Burger (19:13:04): I'm still pissed
Krian Barabinchak (19:13:24): Stab him
Tuesday, 09 December 2014
Butt Nuggets (00:12:45): Who wants to see a live taping of jack mcbrayer and triumph the insult comic dog in a live action comedy show for adult swim. There's free tickets available for Thursday and Friday at 8 pm this week and next week
Fart Ruggiero (11:47:42): None
Butt Nuggets (11:54:57): I've longed to take a picture of that fine Pyle
Turd Burger (11:56:48): I would consider going next weej
Turd Burger (11:56:52): Week
Fart Ruggiero (12:02:16): A dooey pile. I love this name. And ditto maybe next week not this one
Krian Barabinchak (12:57:48): When did thrones come out. The show
Fart Ruggiero (12:59:05): What is thrones
Butt Nuggets (12:59:19): No clue. Imdb breh
Krian Barabinchak (12:59:54): The game of
Butt Nuggets (13:00:58): 4 years ago? Only been 4 seasons so far
Krian Barabinchak (13:01:32): And the Dinke man. He was there season 1
Fart Ruggiero (13:01:58): Yea dinklage has been there from the beginning
Krian Barabinchak (13:02:41): Okay. So he is in a movie called the nights of badassdom. It's super intentionally campy
Butt Nuggets (13:03:04): New movie?
Krian Barabinchak (13:03:31): 2013
Krian Barabinchak (13:03:35): Netflix
Butt Nuggets (13:06:36): What's it about
Krian Barabinchak (13:08:31): Dinklebot Jason Stackhouse and a bunch of other people that you have seen in stuff are pot smoking Laarping Metal Heads who bring demons to life and have to stop it
Butt Nuggets (13:10:07): Sounds pretty terrible but I like that intentionally bad movies are being produced
Turd Burger (13:10:23): I do love me some trash
Krian Barabinchak (13:10:48): It's very self aware
Butt Nuggets (13:11:14): I got me a trash stash. It's like a spank bank for bad movies
Krian Barabinchak (13:14:52): Dani Pudi is in it
Fart Ruggiero (13:15:00): Jason stackhouse=Jason statham?
Krian Barabinchak (13:15:32): No. From true blood
Fart Ruggiero (13:16:23): Ah. Well I'm gonna call Jason statham Jason stackhouse from now on anyways
Turd Burger (13:16:43): Who's Jake steakhouse
Butt Nuggets (13:18:02): Pretty sure his dad owns lonestar, that chain steakhouse restaurant.
Fart Ruggiero (13:19:13): It sounds like a tim and Eric thing Jason stackhouse for Jason statham lol
Turd Burger (13:20:42): None
Butt Nuggets (13:24:30): I wish I could intentionally be so dumb
Fart Ruggiero (18:40:04): Gta?
Krian Barabinchak (18:50:51): Yea. I just got back from picking up my sister
Turd Burger (18:52:34): Can't I'm at jessies now. Maybe when I get back at like 10
Krian Barabinchak (18:57:41): Boo. Grimace Gang
Fart Ruggiero (20:06:42): "You must have big balls to come after me" 9 year old on gta online
Fart Ruggiero (20:10:06): "What grade are you in?" "I'm in college"
Fart Ruggiero (20:10:44): Holy shit this is gold turns out the kids from Canada and he's telling these 9 year old Americans about free Healthcare and college
Krian Barabinchak (20:11:45): I'm headed on
Fart Ruggiero (20:13:37): Join my game
Krian Barabinchak (20:24:30): Joining
Wednesday, 10 December 2014
Butt Nuggets (00:37:35): When is cockboy's bday or when are we doing something for cockboy's bday?
Fart Ruggiero (09:40:30): I'm at perth amboy and this large security guard is with us. Some girl student walks by and says "you're fat" and he instantly replied "so is your mom". He does not give a fuck anymore lol.
Fart Ruggiero (09:41:03): Also for my bday it's supposed to be cold and snowing so I'd be down to just get sushi maybe bowl and watch a shitty troma movie while doing a different kind of bowling.
Turd Burger (10:01:53): That's what im talking about
Fart Ruggiero (10:11:32): And by my bday I mean Friday since that's when Petes around
Turd Burger (10:13:24): \ufffd
Butt Nuggets (11:34:35): You selfish prick. I guess my permanent ink can wait
Fart Ruggiero (11:37:57): When's your appointment
Butt Nuggets (11:38:32): Didn't make it yet but I was gonna shoot for Friday
Butt Nuggets (11:38:58): I'll go sometime next week
Turd Burger (11:41:34): Go on Friday during the day
Butt Nuggets (11:41:56): Thought you wanted to come with
Turd Burger (11:42:14): I do. I get home at 3:30
Butt Nuggets (11:42:55): O. What about these jabronies
Turd Burger (11:48:55): They're just a bunch of hoes
Fart Ruggiero (11:50:41): I get off at 330 too but I'm off of work at 4 HURRR DURRR
Fart Ruggiero (11:50:51): Seriously though I'll probably be home by 330
Butt Nuggets (11:52:44): Sounds like it'll be an eventful day
Turd Burger (11:52:56): Let's all go and hold hands the entire time
Fart Ruggiero (11:55:48): Ask them to tattoo it right on your anus
Turd Burger (11:57:47): I'm looking to get a urethra piece done . like a tribal thing
Butt Nuggets (12:08:08): It'll only look fierce when you're hard
Butt Nuggets (12:08:35): Or get a midget who becomes a real man when you're hard
Turd Burger (12:18:41): I love it
Fart Ruggiero (12:20:04): John gave his son a dirt bike so he can escape nj when shit hits the fan
Fart Ruggiero (12:20:09): He also has an escape plan
Fart Ruggiero (12:22:46): Apparently shit hitting the fan = government failure due to nigger uprising. I'm not being racist these are Johns words. Also Eric garner was asking for it for resisting arrest.
Fart Ruggiero (12:33:56): Al Sharpton and the new black panthers and black gorillas are gonna cause nationwide chaos so that Obama can declare martial law so he can stay president. This is what John actually fears.
Butt Nuggets (12:34:52): Why don't Steve and John hang out more.
Butt Nuggets (12:35:10): And I'm sure that they don't say this shit on Fox News
Butt Nuggets (12:35:29): Who's his other source, Alex jones?
Fart Ruggiero (12:43:23): I think it's fox news and John just extrapolates using his own common sense
Fart Ruggiero (12:43:52): He also has a survival pack of 3 guns and a lot of knives. He also wants to bury some guns underground.
Turd Burger (12:53:50): My hero
Butt Nuggets (14:47:51): Just got my new phone. Sent a test out. Just respond so I know your receiving everything
Turd Burger (14:48:52): Another Moto X?
Krian Barabinchak (14:48:52): I ain't got shit
Turd Burger (14:49:31): I texted you josh. Don't let me down
Butt Nuggets (14:51:27): Doesn't look like I can send or receive texts right now.
Turd Burger (14:58:10): Can't you just swap out the sim card?
Butt Nuggets (14:58:50): I did.
Fart Ruggiero (15:00:00): Good job Mr tech man
Butt Nuggets (15:00:18): Can't make calls right now either so its on Verizon's end
Butt Nuggets (15:18:21): I'm back baby
Krian Barabinchak (15:33:45): I really want to buy Brian a tribli and punisher shirt for his birthday but I'm not spending 30 dollars on a joke
Fart Ruggiero (15:34:00): I'd wear it out
Butt Nuggets (15:34:14): A what?
Krian Barabinchak (15:34:21): I got you something else
Turd Burger (15:36:55): I bought you star wars marital aids
Turd Burger (15:37:54): None
Butt Nuggets (15:38:39): It would be frightening if his face was the end that sticks out of the plug
Fart Ruggiero (15:43:32): Fear-rection
Butt Nuggets (15:50:49): If you get a hooker, is that a fee-rection?
Krian Barabinchak (16:00:53): I need the risk champion pic
Butt Nuggets (16:02:56): Gonna have to wait. Have to retrieve all the shit off my old phone
Krian Barabinchak (16:17:46): It cool. I just need it by Friday
Fart Ruggiero (16:33:08): Oh god why
Butt Nuggets (16:33:30): I know what you're up to
Fart Ruggiero (16:33:43): Are you putting it on a cake or a shirt
Butt Nuggets (16:35:00): I would totally wear you on a shirt
Fart Ruggiero (16:35:12): Thanks josh
Butt Nuggets (16:35:42): Marc, get me 2 smalls. One for me and one for Zach
Butt Nuggets (16:35:51): What.
Butt Nuggets (16:36:15): You don't remember telling him your plan a few months ago at his grad party.
Fart Ruggiero (16:44:07): No I don't remember that plan I was drunk at my grad party lol
Butt Nuggets (16:47:24): There was no plan. I'm fucking with you. I was black out drunk too.
Butt Nuggets (16:47:34): It is a good idea though
Butt Nuggets (16:47:46): I want that shirt
Krian Barabinchak (17:09:43): http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpsbAUEe90
Butt Nuggets (17:47:39): Is that the wicker man? I really need to watch whatever this is
Krian Barabinchak (19:57:02): Our nigga Brian is making sushi like some God Damn Jap. We fought a war so we didn't have to do that.
Turd Burger (21:20:48): How is your raw Nippon food Brian? I'll eat my cooked american red meat
Fart Ruggiero (21:36:55): It was good, it was in rhis food network chefs apartment. Honestly, not impressed I peed in her toilet twice and barely remember it.
Turd Burger (21:37:44): Should have just had a beer at the NASCAR race
Fart Ruggiero (21:49:43): I'm actually prepared to make sushi Joe's sushi though
Fart Ruggiero (21:49:50): I can make a hotdog roll
Thursday, 11 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (06:14:05): So Marvel tried to get Spider-Man Back for civil war. Sony just said nah.
Butt Nuggets (12:47:10): In that case, they should use a cheap knock off, like spider-guy
Turd Burger (12:47:31): Man spider
Butt Nuggets (12:49:14): Arachnid man
Krian Barabinchak (13:53:00): Risk champion
Butt Nuggets (13:53:36): Gimme a minute
Butt Nuggets (14:23:54): None
Butt Nuggets (14:24:14): None
Turd Burger (14:26:41): Beautiful
Butt Nuggets (14:27:47): None
Fart Ruggiero (14:51:17): http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-keep-my-grandfathers-mind-active-calling-him-eve-1589
Fart Ruggiero (14:51:29): And dank meme
Butt Nuggets (14:59:49): I like thr removing france from maps part
Butt Nuggets (14:59:52): the*
Krian Barabinchak (15:14:14): Trevor Phillips might be the most complex and ridiculous characters in a video game
Turd Burger (15:16:09): I don't know if I would describe him as complex lol
Krian Barabinchak (15:20:01): It's not just a raging lunatic. He has aspersions of becoming successful. Mourned the death of his best friend. He likes to like but doesn't always want to.
Turd Burger (15:21:43): Eh I guess
Krian Barabinchak (15:22:23): Is he good. Is he evil.
Turd Burger (15:26:34): I didn't think the story in general was complex at all. I think it's more more meta than anything
Butt Nuggets (15:29:20): rob and steal and make yourself rich. Not too complicated
Krian Barabinchak (15:30:11): Think deeper. Was it that or was it about the loyalty. And reverence.
Turd Burger (15:30:41): Exactly. The characters don't really evolve at all, they just keep doing the same things , get into trouble, and then resolve it the same way. But thats not the point
Krian Barabinchak (15:31:59): Isn't that life. We are the observers learn who they truly are. I hope you guys realize I'm fucking with you
Turd Burger (15:35:09): It's hard to read sarcasm over text
Krian Barabinchak (15:35:38): I'll put ~ so you know it's sarcasm
Turd Burger (15:37:53): How will I know you aren't just approximating things
Fart Ruggiero (15:38:22): Yea don't culturally appropriate mathematical notation you cis scum
Butt Nuggets (15:40:11): Yeah, I had no clue you were joking
Krian Barabinchak (15:41:26): Fucking shepole
Fart Ruggiero (15:56:52): What about the hepole
Krian Barabinchak (16:11:10): Damn Martiarchy
Turd Burger (16:12:55): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Turd Burger (16:13:03): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Krian Barabinchak (16:13:27): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Krian Barabinchak (16:14:28): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Butt Nuggets (16:33:20): \U0001f449\U0001f44a
Fart Ruggiero (17:33:42): Hey on a serious note i don't know if you guys know but haleys dad probably has lung cancer but has been denied by a lot of places and won't get medicare part b tll halfway through next year. Haleys sister made a fund if you guys wanted to give any money, the link is http://www.gofundme.com/iqjpx0
Krian Barabinchak (17:35:54): I'll ask my mom if there is an speak process she knows to help with the bills
Turd Burger (17:41:01): I'll try and help out
Krian Barabinchak (17:41:38): Did they get the biopsy back. Do they know which type of cancer etc
Fart Ruggiero (17:58:33): Thanks guys and no they still needs scans to confirn, all they know for sure is there is a large cancerous looking tumor in his lungs and he's in a lot of pain from it. Doctors think it's cancer but I don't think it's confirmed yet.
Krian Barabinchak (18:25:31): My mom says that there are a lot of different things they can apply for. Talk to a social worker at the hospital he is in
Fart Ruggiero (18:34:24): Yea he has a social worker at RWJ I think helping him out he is just been screwed/falling through the cracks at a lot of turns.
Krian Barabinchak (18:35:14): Ask him about the catastrophic illness funds
Fart Ruggiero (18:51:10): Thanks
Fart Ruggiero (18:51:10): I'll bring that up
Fart Ruggiero (18:51:35): Gta later?
Fart Ruggiero (18:52:43): Gta later?
Krian Barabinchak (18:53:37): Yea I'm just out to dinner for my dad's birthday
Fart Ruggiero (18:54:13): Kk
Fart Ruggiero (21:03:25): Is anyone else's gta online just fucking up
Krian Barabinchak (21:04:59): Mine was
Krian Barabinchak (21:08:58): Going on
Butt Nuggets (21:27:16): Not joking, he can probably get medical weed. Its been shown, specifically with certain types of lung cancer, to halt the growth process of cancerous cells, if not stop all growth.
Butt Nuggets (21:27:20): Only good if it hasn't metastasized yet
Turd Burger (21:30:47): Oh boy
Friday, 12 December 2014
Turd Burger (08:07:23): The ass was fat
Fart Ruggiero (08:08:02): Ayyyy lmao
Krian Barabinchak (08:10:24): That ass was too fat
Krian Barabinchak (08:29:14): http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxnv2vtyFpk
Fart Ruggiero (08:29:59): Ass was too fat? Does not compute
Krian Barabinchak (08:35:31): I told you all he was a fucking robot ~
Fart Ruggiero (08:36:05): Dam got me. And I like the sarcasm notation
Fart Ruggiero (08:36:21): I've come around on it.
Turd Burger (10:55:05): None
Fart Ruggiero (11:01:23): I fucking love clickhole lol
Krian Barabinchak (12:44:54): When dinner butt
Fart Ruggiero (12:49:18): Figuring that out now
Fart Ruggiero (12:49:42): I was thinking about making something at home but I don't think want to do that anymore lol
Krian Barabinchak (12:50:42): That sounds like a terrible idra
Fart Ruggiero (12:51:50): But I'm an amazing chef though
Krian Barabinchak (12:53:12): You know who is better. People that get paid to do it
Krian Barabinchak (12:53:23): I take that bake
Krian Barabinchak (12:53:33): I've seen some shitty chefs
Krian Barabinchak (12:53:51): Also I start Monday
Butt Nuggets (12:54:56): Got the job?
Krian Barabinchak (12:55:38): Yea. I took the trail period incase I get an offer from the other place. But I will be a working stiff
Butt Nuggets (12:56:02): Trail period?
Krian Barabinchak (12:56:40): It's like an extended training
Butt Nuggets (12:57:17): Where? Which company?
Krian Barabinchak (12:57:39): Venuing. It's a strt up.
Butt Nuggets (12:57:53): O
Turd Burger (12:57:55): Where is the office?
Krian Barabinchak (12:57:58): They did apps then switched to marketing but a jobs a job
Fart Ruggiero (13:00:29): Where's the office? And that's awesome dude congrats
Krian Barabinchak (13:01:04): Financial district
Butt Nuggets (13:01:06): Yeah. Good shit man. Get me a job now.
Krian Barabinchak (13:01:31): Let me have my first day
Butt Nuggets (13:02:00): No
Turd Burger (13:02:02): Can you get us all jobs
Butt Nuggets (13:02:02): Now
Butt Nuggets (13:02:35): Then it'd be real NGBM. Corporate sponsored NGBM. Like fight club, but NGBM
Butt Nuggets (13:02:57): Still no girls allowed
Fart Ruggiero (13:03:52): Yea get me a job too
Turd Burger (13:03:53): We all get jobs and slowly take over the company
Fart Ruggiero (13:08:55): We can do a group interview
Fart Ruggiero (13:09:12): "I'm Brian but call me blade"
Turd Burger (13:11:39): Names spider, if you got a girl im gonna get inside her
Fart Ruggiero (13:12:07): Weave my Web know what I'm sayin?
Turd Burger (13:12:47): Now you gonna write me a fuckin offer or what
Butt Nuggets (13:13:42): Well be their in house creative team for the yoots
Fart Ruggiero (13:14:44): Wait so marc what is your job? Marketing?
Krian Barabinchak (13:18:08): Media planning
Fart Ruggiero (13:18:42): Sounds like a job for the ngbm boys
Turd Burger (13:19:00): I got some plans I'll run by you later
Fart Ruggiero (13:20:10): Now the first thing we're going to want to do is make a company sex tape
Fart Ruggiero (13:20:36): Show that the company is cool, hip and down to fuck
Butt Nuggets (13:22:05): NGBM DTF NYC
Butt Nuggets (14:21:44): Thoughts on getting a GoPro
Butt Nuggets (14:21:47): ?
Turd Burger (14:22:06): Useless unless you are doing a physical activity lol
Fart Ruggiero (14:22:25): Or you have a drone to attach it to
Krian Barabinchak (14:22:32): You will use it for a week then never gain
Butt Nuggets (14:23:04): I was gonna leave it in my car and record when I'm driving. Watch the popo n shit.
Butt Nuggets (14:23:22): Gonna use credit card reward points so I'm not actually gonna buy one
Turd Burger (14:23:30): You're thinking of a dash cam
Fart Ruggiero (14:23:33): I think you'd be happier off dropping 300 on a real camera
Turd Burger (14:23:35): That's not a gopro
Butt Nuggets (14:24:50): Yeah but I could wear it on my head too if I felt so inclined
Turd Burger (14:25:25): Am I free to go? Am I under arrest!? Am I free to go? Am I under arrest?
Butt Nuggets (14:26:12): I could be like that guy at the bar in new Brunswick
Fart Ruggiero (14:28:41): You could have proof of your tales
Butt Nuggets (14:46:56): So what's good for later? There a plan?
Fart Ruggiero (14:47:19): The plan is get fucked josh
Krian Barabinchak (14:47:31): Strippers
Fart Ruggiero (14:47:56): I'm leaving work soon I'll let you know though
Krian Barabinchak (14:48:08): Faggot
Butt Nuggets (14:48:22): I got you a beer.
Butt Nuggets (14:48:25): Birthday
Fart Ruggiero (14:51:15): I hope it's a pbr
Butt Nuggets (14:53:11): Ya got me
Krian Barabinchak (14:53:19): I got you a keg
Fart Ruggiero (15:02:32): I hope it's chimay
Fart Ruggiero (15:21:44): I just realized my birthday is 12/13/14
Krian Barabinchak (15:24:56): Fag
Butt Nuggets (15:25:19): Fag
Fart Ruggiero (15:26:15): You guys are just jealous of the mathematical beauty
Butt Nuggets (15:26:56): North korea has their own calendar system. I bet your shit don't hold up there.
Krian Barabinchak (15:28:11): In 05 mine was 07 06 05
Fart Ruggiero (15:34:47): Using the European style you commie
Krian Barabinchak (15:39:24): No\n
Fart Ruggiero (15:46:12): Oops I fucked that up
Krian Barabinchak (15:48:28): Asshole not knowing my birthday
Butt Nuggets (15:52:31): So sushi?
Krian Barabinchak (15:52:56): Yea
Butt Nuggets (15:53:17): Where?
Krian Barabinchak (15:54:05): Birthday boys choice
Fart Ruggiero (16:00:36): It was more me fucking up the American system and I say sushi palace so I can eat till I vomit
Butt Nuggets (16:02:01): What time? I'm gonna fire off some job applications then shower
Turd Burger (16:02:16): Just a random aside, if we ever get into a barfight at world of beer we have to say "I'm going to turn your world of beer into a world of pain"
Fart Ruggiero (16:02:45): And also reference josh as the instigator.
Butt Nuggets (16:02:55): I can't believe you think like that, Peter
Butt Nuggets (16:03:26): I thought I knew you
Butt Nuggets (16:09:43): Seriously though, when you wanna go?
Fart Ruggiero (16:32:06): Just got out of the shower come over around 530 if that's fine with everyone
Krian Barabinchak (16:32:19): Okay
Butt Nuggets (16:32:24): K
Fart Ruggiero (16:41:49): http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onions-person-of-the-year-2014-tie-malala-yous,37661/
Butt Nuggets (17:31:21): Just finished an application. Hopping in the shower now
Turd Burger (17:33:21): I'll be over in 15
Fart Ruggiero (17:38:11): K
Turd Burger (17:44:31): K leaving now
Saturday, 13 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (08:48:21): Love dat V
Krian Barabinchak (08:48:44): Facebook told me that a faggot was born 24 years ago today
Fart Ruggiero (09:01:05): Not just any faggot. This faggot right hurr
Fart Ruggiero (09:01:44): Also the memes fucked. "You are what eat. Pussy" lol
Turd Burger (09:02:16): I don't get it marc. Happy birthday brian
Fart Ruggiero (09:02:45): Thanks fellas
Krian Barabinchak (09:19:19): You are what you eat. And he is a pussy
Butt Nuggets (15:12:44): \U0001f445\U0001f638
Butt Nuggets (15:16:33): \U0001f443\U0001f4a8\ufffd
Krian Barabinchak (15:19:37): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Krian Barabinchak (15:47:06): None
Butt Nuggets (16:13:31): None
GroupMe (16:15:40): Butt Nuggets changed the group's name to Unprotected Buttsecks
Krian Barabinchak (16:40:58): None
Butt Nuggets (16:44:17): Lube me up baby
Butt Nuggets (16:59:17): Now that he can roll sushi, Brian needs to make a Sloppy Joe Roll
Krian Barabinchak (16:59:46): Call it UBS
Butt Nuggets (17:00:05): ?
Krian Barabinchak (17:00:24): Unprotected butt sex
Krian Barabinchak (19:10:22): http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxnv2vtyFpk
Butt Nuggets (19:16:05): What's poppin b-man?
Fart Ruggiero (19:16:40): Not much I'm out at dinner now
Krian Barabinchak (19:16:45): Yes what up
Butt Nuggets (19:17:34): Where'd ya go? You get any apps? Soup?
Butt Nuggets (19:17:48): What about dessert?
Krian Barabinchak (19:17:54): Salad?
Butt Nuggets (19:18:18): Fuck that pussy shit.
Turd Burger (19:27:07): Any unprotected butt sex?
Fart Ruggiero (19:27:38): Elios on inman. Calamari and oysters rockafeller for app with Cesar salad and asparagus soup. Got some veal for dinner. They gave me an extra big beer for my bday
Krian Barabinchak (19:28:17): Asshole I told you there's a salad
Butt Nuggets (19:31:09): Only the kitchen staff is having unprotected butt sex. Real time saver. Everyone else is having good ol' fashion, protected butt sex.
Krian Barabinchak (19:37:14): Gotta use shrink wrap
Sunday, 14 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (10:38:17): Yall niggas wanna get lunch today?
Butt Nuggets (10:39:08): Working
Krian Barabinchak (10:39:38): Let's visit this fag
Butt Nuggets (10:50:28): No
Butt Nuggets (10:52:48): No fags allowed
Krian Barabinchak (10:53:00): Nope. I'm coming
Turd Burger (10:57:03): I still ain't home nig nog
Fart Ruggiero (10:57:52): And I'm whipped I already have plans with haley at 1
Turd Burger (10:58:32): Yea and then me and Haley have plans at 1:30 to make fun of your 1pm plana
Turd Burger (10:58:39): Plans*
Fart Ruggiero (11:01:35): :( damn it it I knew she didn't actually like my dungeons and dragons power half hour
Turd Burger (11:10:26): She says she needs a full two hours to complete her campaign but you never listen to her character's needs
Fart Ruggiero (11:25:48): It's not my fault she's still a noob
Butt Nuggets (11:27:46): Also depends on the dungeon master. You probably just suck.
Monday, 15 December 2014
Fart Ruggiero (08:57:44): I love seeing how far the rabbit hole goes with Johns craziness
Turd Burger (08:58:20): It can always go further
Fart Ruggiero (09:00:49): He unsubscribed from HBO and no longer sees movies because actors are hypocrites because they are against guns but star in movies with guns.
Fart Ruggiero (13:11:05): Apparently John pulled a hunting knife on nick because nick was telling people John was a pothead.
Butt Nuggets (13:11:57): Which is true
Fart Ruggiero (13:15:51): According to John he doesn't smoke because it d oesnt effect him besides making him lazy tired and hungry.
Krian Barabinchak (16:33:11): Gangsta as shit
GroupMe (16:35:50): Krian Barabinchak changed the group's avatar
Tuesday, 16 December 2014
Turd Burger (00:11:52): http://youtu.be/ZFHE28mQE5Y
Fart Ruggiero (08:55:54): You smaht. You loyol. I appreshiate dat. Here buy your mom a 10000 dollar house.
Krian Barabinchak (08:57:42): Look at the related video with Mexican food
Fart Ruggiero (09:02:50): I like how she sounds confused when she said it
Turd Burger (09:04:09): Here you go girl pay off your student loans
Turd Burger (09:04:16): And pay your boat insurance
Krian Barabinchak (09:17:57): And pay off that guy you hit with your car
Fart Ruggiero (09:18:18): I have an idea for ngbm
Fart Ruggiero (09:18:26): I have a idea for a scam product You know the whole "guys are oblivious to girls hints" trope/theme. So what if we have a doctor endorse the idea that this is due to men seeing at a lower fps, and the guys who are getting laid on average see at a higher fps hence they catch the hints that other men literally physically can't see. So we sell a eye training product that promises to increase the fps you see in the hopes it'll get you laid.
Fart Ruggiero (09:18:41): Fps=frames per second
Krian Barabinchak (09:19:17): Egg
Krian Barabinchak (12:44:17): so all im doing is watching MMA videos at work
Fart Ruggiero (12:45:30): Nice all I've been doing is redditing on my phone lol
Fart Ruggiero (12:45:34): Jobs are a jokr
Fart Ruggiero (12:45:36): Joke
Fart Ruggiero (12:45:47): Capitalism is bullshit
Krian Barabinchak (12:46:18): yea im leaving after a month
Butt Nuggets (12:46:24): I got no problem with socialism
Krian Barabinchak (12:46:28): i got another interview on friday
Butt Nuggets (12:46:39): Americas half way there
Fart Ruggiero (12:46:43): John keeps ranting about how this country is going to socialism.
Fart Ruggiero (12:46:47): And nice where at marc
Krian Barabinchak (12:47:26): refuel the place i had the first interview
Krian Barabinchak (12:47:35): i got the followup interview wioth the director
Fart Ruggiero (12:48:01): Nice nice. Slip him a 20 with you're resume
Butt Nuggets (12:48:38): You really only there 1 month?
Turd Burger (12:48:57): Just dip if refuel is a better gig lol
Krian Barabinchak (12:49:06): it was a trial period i took becuase i was waiting on another offer but wanted to hedge my bets
Krian Barabinchak (12:49:09): im an intern here
Krian Barabinchak (12:49:29): so at 1 month we were going to get a new contract but i want out
Fart Ruggiero (12:50:31): Demand half the company and a 6 figure salary. If he doesn't give you it walk, if he does walk anyways and say you don't work with pushovers.
Butt Nuggets (12:50:54): Now that's a plan
Krian Barabinchak (12:51:37): exatly 250,000 or nothing
Turd Burger (12:52:35): Gotta get fat stacks
Krian Barabinchak (12:52:43): then if they give it to me i demand more
Krian Barabinchak (12:52:49): and for no work
Krian Barabinchak (13:11:32): so this is what i did today
Krian Barabinchak (13:11:37): what mma videos
Krian Barabinchak (13:11:52): and then write 5 things on a dry erase board
Fart Ruggiero (13:18:04): Yes but what did you write
Krian Barabinchak (14:15:53): Josh look up Park Jokey. They work next to the office and they are looking for an app developer I think
Krian Barabinchak (14:16:29): I wrote Venue. AM. Fighter Gym and Sport
Fart Ruggiero (14:17:01): Write down synergy and untapped markets too lol
Butt Nuggets (14:17:17): Im not an app developer buy I'll look them up
Turd Burger (14:23:47): Write down "fist economy"
Krian Barabinchak (14:32:41): I just bought a 4 Loko after work
Fart Ruggiero (14:32:43): "Bird internet"
Turd Burger (14:33:44): You are living the american dream marc
Turd Burger (14:33:56): Wife, kids, 4loko after work
Fart Ruggiero (14:34:59): Instead of casual Friday do Loco viernes
Krian Barabinchak (14:35:34): I'm treating this job like college. Just show up. Rush everything and drink after
Turd Burger (14:40:55): That's like a lot of jobs tbh
Krian Barabinchak (14:41:18): Well i have 4 years if practice
Turd Burger (15:47:15): http://www.theonion.com/articles/closeminded-man-not-even-willing-to-hear-out-argum,35379/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus
Butt Nuggets (15:59:46): I guess I'm not bad, just ignant
Krian Barabinchak (18:13:07): We need a 4 the for the GTA heist
Fart Ruggiero (18:27:22): Damn it josh
Butt Nuggets (18:53:38): Buy me a xbone
Turd Burger (18:58:34): What about a gaystation? I hear there is a great new game called Your Life
Krian Barabinchak (19:25:54): Damn.
Krian Barabinchak (20:26:23): we need positions for hiest
Turd Burger (22:49:19): Doggy style
Wednesday, 17 December 2014
Fart Ruggiero (16:42:46): Shotty lucky pierre
Fart Ruggiero (16:43:08): Also signed onto netflix today, there's a new account named "are you baby girl games..." it gets cutoff.
Krian Barabinchak (16:44:12): Da duq
Fart Ruggiero (16:46:39): That's what I said lol
Krian Barabinchak (17:17:58): Who wants drunk GTA tonight
Krian Barabinchak (23:22:18): Guess who texts me about there birthday plans.
Butt Nuggets (23:23:09): Jebus
Krian Barabinchak (23:26:48): I'll be inpittsburgh so I said I'll tell you guys so make up your excuses
Butt Nuggets (23:32:07): I have no idea what you're talking about
Krian Barabinchak (23:33:56): They want to hang out. I won't be there. Make up lies for me to tell then why you won't be there. And I won't ridiculous ones.
Krian Barabinchak (23:34:03): Want
Butt Nuggets (23:36:52): Its church season
Krian Barabinchak (23:38:38): I need more then that. I want sex changes. Aid test results party.
Butt Nuggets (23:46:10): My 4 year old, adopted daughter went in for gender reassignment surgery, but the doctors stopped the procedure because they found her to have the AIDS. Her birthday, Dec 22nd, was to be "his" 5th birthday, but is now "her" "Coming of AIDS party."
Krian Barabinchak (23:50:39): That's what I want josh. Now Brian and Pete
Turd Burger (23:51:03): I'm still getting over 9/11
Krian Barabinchak (23:51:19): Love it
Thursday, 18 December 2014
Butt Nuggets (00:26:03): Were talking about stanky puss, right?
Krian Barabinchak (00:26:21): Yea.
Turd Burger (06:39:11): Tell her to hose down her rancid cooter and then we'll talk
Krian Barabinchak (07:12:48): Lemme hose dat pussy. With a power washer
Fart Ruggiero (07:29:37): Girl you got enough yeast to make a loaf of sourdough
Fart Ruggiero (07:31:18): And I'll tell them I would go but I plan on just ending it all before that so maybe next time.
Krian Barabinchak (07:54:36): GTA update
Turd Burger (08:10:24): Tell them we all have a suicide pact
Krian Barabinchak (08:14:41): One goes we all go. And the girls are in on it too
Fart Ruggiero (08:16:02): Here's the thing, they don't know they're in on it
Turd Burger (08:19:01): Its a surprise suicide pact
Fart Ruggiero (08:19:49): Surprise, that shot you thought was 151? Actually was poison
Butt Nuggets (08:28:50): Bros to the close
Turd Burger (08:31:04): Always be closing
Krian Barabinchak (08:32:15): That's my saying
Fart Ruggiero (08:32:44): ABC- Always Bro Close
Fart Ruggiero (08:35:36): Also you guys heard about the interview right
Fart Ruggiero (08:35:42): North Korea did it
Krian Barabinchak (08:35:58): It wasn't North Korea
Fart Ruggiero (08:36:34): I thought us intelligence confirmed it was hackers that hacked Sony and it was north Korea threatening theaters that showed it
Turd Burger (08:36:54): Yes the gov confirmed it was Korea
Turd Burger (08:37:02): At least I thought they did
Krian Barabinchak (08:37:12): No it's the same Hackers with
Krian Barabinchak (08:37:43): North Korea denied it and before the hacks the hackers demanded money's no sober net nation asks for money
Butt Nuggets (08:37:48): No. Us confirmed north Korea LINKED to the attack. Likely they paid some Chinese people to carry it out
Turd Burger (08:38:19): actually that makes more sense
Krian Barabinchak (08:38:25): Sovereign
Krian Barabinchak (08:39:14): Plus the Koreans in the notes weren't natural speakers
Fart Ruggiero (08:39:23): I mean if they paid others to do it I'd till say they were responsible then
Butt Nuggets (08:39:25): You buttholes wanna go to that live taping tomorrow in NYC?
Krian Barabinchak (08:39:48): What time I have an interview
Butt Nuggets (08:40:06): 8pm
Turd Burger (08:41:09): cant tomorrow i have concert ticketz
Turd Burger (08:41:32): actually no that ISH is on saturday. i have my office christmas party tomorrow
Butt Nuggets (08:41:39): To see who, gay and gayer?
Fart Ruggiero (08:42:33): Dayummm take that Petes confidence in his sexuality
Turd Burger (08:44:56): No, I am not gay, I have a calendar with naked ladies on it (at home)
Butt Nuggets (08:47:52): What about you Brian? you gonna stay home and masturbate to porn? Gay porn.
Fart Ruggiero (10:29:29): My boyfriend doesn't think I'm gay
Krian Barabinchak (10:31:01): Your boyfriends calls you faggot all the time. He's not nice.
Fart Ruggiero (10:33:31): Yea he says he hates me and that we broke up months ago, it's just how he plays. Men amirite?
Krian Barabinchak (10:34:23): In sorry to hear that. I'll get te wine and Ben and Jerry's. Pete will get a picture so we can burn it
Krian Barabinchak (11:12:39): Just remember this holiday season. Fuck da Police
Krian Barabinchak (15:52:23): What are we doing for New Years
Fart Ruggiero (15:53:06): I'm in PA with haley from the 28th to the 1st
Krian Barabinchak (15:53:56): Oh. Well I should probably defuse some of those things I left there then
Turd Burger (15:54:44): And I'll be in south jersey lol
Krian Barabinchak (15:55:01): Ehh I'll leave those rugged
Fart Ruggiero (15:55:06): We will be setting off fireworks lol
Turd Burger (15:55:22): I will just be black out drunk
Krian Barabinchak (15:55:48): Yes. Fire works. That's it
Fart Ruggiero (20:11:22): Gta?
Krian Barabinchak (20:12:04): Yes\n
Krian Barabinchak (20:14:12): I'm going on
Fart Ruggiero (20:14:29): Ditto
Turd Burger (20:42:11): Not hone yet
Fart Ruggiero (20:53:48): Damn you petr
Turd Burger (20:54:58): Leaving in 10 though
Krian Barabinchak (21:54:25): None
Friday, 19 December 2014
Turd Burger (07:28:36): None
Fart Ruggiero (10:02:12): I really want to share that on Facebook but i think my mom might think I was serious
Butt Nuggets (10:09:45): I will never know your struggles
Turd Burger (10:11:13): You're missing out
Fart Ruggiero (10:20:06): It's ok he has 8 crazy nights
Fart Ruggiero (10:20:23): Or he would if he believed in anything bigger than himself
Fart Ruggiero (10:20:56): Josh did you know my mom blames my atheism on you lok
Fart Ruggiero (10:21:01): Lol*
Butt Nuggets (12:12:23): Yeah. I pride myself on it
Fart Ruggiero (12:23:25): You also are responsible for my weed habit and liberalism in her mind lol
Butt Nuggets (12:36:00): Can you frame a picture of me to be left at your bedside
Fart Ruggiero (12:51:43): I'll surround it with pot leaves and a copy of the god delusion
Fart Ruggiero (12:52:00): And the communist manifesto
Saturday, 20 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (09:01:35): Tinder out in bumble fuck pay is a gol mine
Fart Ruggiero (09:11:41): Get at them women bright and early ask em out to breakfast. Everyone loves breakfast
Krian Barabinchak (09:14:38): Bitch we going fancy. Waffle House
Turd Burger (09:15:01): Sheeeeeeeeit
Krian Barabinchak (09:16:55): I'm gunna egange with the ring in a 10 point buck
Krian Barabinchak (09:28:53): If her tinder profile picture is her prom picture. She's too young for you bro
Fart Ruggiero (09:29:16): Or she put on a lot of weight since high school
Turd Burger (09:29:37): Or both
Krian Barabinchak (09:29:46): Hasn't everyone
Fart Ruggiero (09:29:53): I remember I matched with this girl who's dad was loaded he owned some stadium or something. Then she told me she was actually 16. Byeeee bye bye
Turd Burger (09:29:53): Apartment hunting sucks brahs
Krian Barabinchak (09:30:17): I mean mines muscle mass. Benching 285 takes mass
Krian Barabinchak (09:30:33): That's how you go to jail
Turd Burger (09:30:47): \ufffd
Fart Ruggiero (09:30:55): Where you looking pete
Turd Burger (09:32:35): Union right now but I'm open to anywhere if it's a good location. I'm there looking at places now but nothing so far is good
Turd Burger (09:37:17): We've been visiting places all morning
Fart Ruggiero (09:37:49): An agent is showing you guys?
Turd Burger (09:48:41): No we called some places
Turd Burger (09:49:03): I ain't paying some punk go show me around
Turd Burger (09:49:12): Well I might
Fart Ruggiero (09:50:07): Lol if nothing comes through who knows. Also check out this sweet Jamaican accent http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSeuDhtCBwY
Sunday, 21 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (08:24:44): I found my ex in tinder. And we match
Fart Ruggiero (09:00:55): Next stop pound town
Turd Burger (10:18:09): Just be really casual with it. Message her "hey girl, that pussy still stank?"
Monday, 22 December 2014
Turd Burger (10:29:07): http://www.theonion.com/articles/homosexuality-only-thing-parents-can-accept-about,36622/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus
Krian Barabinchak (10:29:39): Oh found out my ex wants to be a guy
Fart Ruggiero (10:31:45): You made her want to try to be a guy.
Turd Burger (10:34:35): If you become a woman then its not weird
Fart Ruggiero (10:35:57): Maybe she wants to make up that wage gap. Seriously though so she's Trans?
Krian Barabinchak (10:36:56): She is soon the year in the posited gender role to see of she wants the surgery but she might no want to. I told her do what makes her happy
Krian Barabinchak (10:39:50): None
Krian Barabinchak (13:14:50): I'm back baby
Tuesday, 23 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (11:25:03): Jones Cormier. Jan 3rd. It's should be a great fight
Krian Barabinchak (13:18:07): butt stuff
Turd Burger (14:53:21): this is amazing http://www.clickhole.com/article/cosby-fans-rejoice-heres-way-enjoy-cosby-show-with-1613
Fart Ruggiero (14:57:02): Oh yea I saw that
Butt Nuggets (15:02:15): The smiley face was the best part
Krian Barabinchak (15:41:58): None
Krian Barabinchak (15:42:04): how do i subscribe
Butt Nuggets (15:43:01): Can't. You're born into it.
Turd Burger (15:43:52): My dad gets it
Krian Barabinchak (15:47:19): dman
Turd Burger (15:51:21): Got accepted for the apartment. We should have a little housewarming party once I'm moved in
Krian Barabinchak (15:55:00): when will you move it
Krian Barabinchak (15:55:07): where the appt
Krian Barabinchak (15:55:15): tell me Ptor
Krian Barabinchak (15:55:19): i gots to know
Butt Nuggets (15:55:25): Metuchen?
Turd Burger (15:55:55): Nope Union
Krian Barabinchak (15:56:13): thats not to bad
Butt Nuggets (15:56:28): Is it in da hood?
Turd Burger (15:56:34): Yea its only like 15 minutes from Edison and its in a good spot
Turd Burger (15:57:31): No it is on the good side of union lol. Not the Irvington side
Krian Barabinchak (15:57:49): where the hood where the hood where the hood at
Butt Nuggets (15:58:01): Living with your brother?
Turd Burger (15:58:09): Yup
Krian Barabinchak (15:58:33): can i hold bum fights
Turd Burger (16:01:11): Of course. We can creep in the hood
Krian Barabinchak (16:02:22): do the creep aww
Turd Burger (16:02:40): I'm gonna live by the parkway / route 22 kind of by the town center
Krian Barabinchak (16:03:13): i cant go on the park way, i was banned for parking
Turd Burger (16:05:10): No WAY hurhurhurhur
Krian Barabinchak (16:06:20): hur herp
Fart Ruggiero (17:14:16): I just saw all these messages congrats pete. Yea do a housewarming thing
Krian Barabinchak (17:17:05): Tex might pee in your basement
Turd Burger (17:21:32): Thank god it's on the second flor
Krian Barabinchak (17:21:58): Tex don't care
Turd Burger (18:10:46): You can pee in the laundry room
Turd Burger (18:10:53): I can't wait to pay bills
Krian Barabinchak (18:16:18): GTA will be real life
Turd Burger (18:18:10): It already is
Krian Barabinchak (18:20:50): How'd you know about llamar
Krian Barabinchak (18:23:03): How'd you know about llamar
Krian Barabinchak (19:30:34): GTA later?
Krian Barabinchak (19:32:32): It's snowing in Los santos
Turd Burger (19:43:11): I'm down
Krian Barabinchak (19:44:44): Free fire works too
Krian Barabinchak (20:50:32): Going in
Fart Ruggiero (23:40:25): Play
Fart Ruggiero (23:40:26): Anyone still down to plat
Wednesday, 24 December 2014
Butt Nuggets (03:23:06): DAE piss in the shower?
Krian Barabinchak (09:09:53): Why ?
Krian Barabinchak (09:10:17): And Brian Pete and I go to bed at a reasonsble hour. But I'll play again in like half an hour
Fart Ruggiero (09:13:35): There are two people those who pee in the shower and liars
Krian Barabinchak (09:14:09): I do both
Fart Ruggiero (09:57:37): McDonald's is getting rid of the big Mac next year
Krian Barabinchak (09:58:26): Source ?
Fart Ruggiero (09:59:09): http://dailybuzzlive.com/mcdonalds-removing-big-mac-apple-pies-large-options/
Turd Burger (10:22:56): I don't believe it
Fart Ruggiero (10:26:34): http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/bigmac.asp
Fart Ruggiero (10:26:38): It's not true
Fart Ruggiero (10:26:43): Turns out the site is a satire
Turd Burger (10:27:39): None
Butt Nuggets (15:04:07): What are you animals up to tonight?
Krian Barabinchak (15:06:24): Someone's clearly not catholic and Italian
Butt Nuggets (15:06:53): I'll convert to Italian
Krian Barabinchak (15:07:37): Christmas Eve dinner is the biggest dinner at my house
Fart Ruggiero (15:10:52): Family dinner plus church and then not much
Butt Nuggets (15:11:41): Oo church, can I come
Butt Nuggets (15:11:45): Drunk
Turd Burger (15:12:40): After dinner I'm not doing anything but jerking off to holiday themed pornography
Butt Nuggets (15:13:10): Risk?
Krian Barabinchak (15:13:15): Josh I bring a Jew to church every year
Butt Nuggets (15:13:27): And eat him
Krian Barabinchak (15:13:42): It's a her
Butt Nuggets (15:13:57): And drink his blood
Turd Burger (15:34:45): Do you make her feel guilty for killing your lord
Krian Barabinchak (15:35:09): Yes
Turd Burger (15:35:23): Good
Butt Nuggets (15:43:41): I have no idea what you're talking about
Fart Ruggiero (15:46:10): Found the jew amirite?
Butt Nuggets (15:46:37): You got me
Fart Ruggiero (16:26:53): How about clue later? Me haley and her brother played yesterday, it's actually really fun.
Turd Burger (16:33:53): But the jews did it
Krian Barabinchak (16:34:29): CATOHLIC CLUE. LETS\nMAKE IT
Butt Nuggets (17:15:53): I might head to a strip club
Turd Burger (17:23:01): Merry XXXmas
Butt Nuggets (17:24:48): \U0001f385\U0001f459\U0001f197
Butt Nuggets (17:24:58): \ufffd
Butt Nuggets (17:25:03): \ufffd
Butt Nuggets (17:25:12): \ufffd
Butt Nuggets (17:25:15): \ufffd
Butt Nuggets (17:25:25): \ufffd
Fart Ruggiero (17:39:12): Are you really stripping now josh
Butt Nuggets (17:40:49): Started a few years back
Fart Ruggiero (18:23:27): I always thought you had the body for it.
Butt Nuggets (18:23:50): Its the ass
Fart Ruggiero (18:30:16): The ass was fat
Turd Burger (18:41:59): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Butt Nuggets (19:03:33): Wire marathon starting the 26th. All episodes remastered
Turd Burger (19:43:20): I'm in like mcnulty
Krian Barabinchak (20:02:46): None
Fart Ruggiero (20:03:38): I'm down. Though if you saw that remastered ad on YouTube it's a fake.
Thursday, 25 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (11:58:04): Assassins creed is do broken it crashed my Xbox. While installing
Turd Burger (12:00:47): Why'd you ask for that game lol
Krian Barabinchak (12:01:49): I'm 7 games in.
Krian Barabinchak (12:01:56): You don't stop
Turd Burger (12:05:55): Then the terrorists have already won
Krian Barabinchak (12:06:57): Jesus will save us
Fart Ruggiero (12:07:37): Jesus can't save us now
Krian Barabinchak (12:07:56): Well that's a Jew for you
Krian Barabinchak (16:11:57): None
Krian Barabinchak (19:51:47): Merry Christmas fags
Fart Ruggiero (19:55:25): Merry Christmas gaylords
Turd Burger (19:56:09): I hope your Christmas was as gay as all of you
Fart Ruggiero (19:58:25): Gta?
Krian Barabinchak (20:04:59): Yea. I'll go on
Fart Ruggiero (20:11:04): K
Krian Barabinchak (20:11:14): I'm on
Turd Burger (20:24:25): Ill be on in a few
Krian Barabinchak (21:33:22): Jinco jeans
Fart Ruggiero (22:38:33): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I482t6JhL4g
Friday, 26 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (10:22:34): What you nogs doing tonight
Butt Nuggets (12:01:18): Work
Krian Barabinchak (12:01:37): Fag
Turd Burger (12:12:35): Work jerk
Krian Barabinchak (12:13:03): You work tonight Pete?
Turd Burger (12:27:36): Nope I have today off
Krian Barabinchak (12:32:00): Sweet. What did everyone get for Christmas
Turd Burger (12:32:53): Nothing very fun. Just some stuff for the apartment. My brother got me an awesome sonos WiFi speaker though
Krian Barabinchak (12:33:19): Bump the Keshia
Fart Ruggiero (12:59:14): Nice nice. I got C++ books a shirt and a pack of smokes
Turd Burger (12:59:30): Ayyyy smoke up Brian
Fart Ruggiero (13:00:21): Banner year at the karabinchak house
Butt Nuggets (13:19:20): I got a sweater
Butt Nuggets (13:19:39): And a scarf
Krian Barabinchak (13:21:30): Fag
Fart Ruggiero (15:48:53): My brother is listening to I'm sexy and I know it on repeat
Krian Barabinchak (16:06:02): Well at least he knows it
Saturday, 27 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (13:04:22): Wanna do something tonight.
Krian Barabinchak (13:04:40): LETS ROB A LIQUOR STORE
Turd Burger (13:21:32): I'm down to do something
Butt Nuggets (13:40:05): I can later. Mom's bday so dinner plans
Fart Ruggiero (13:53:40): Later for me too I'm with haley for our 1 year until she has work
Krian Barabinchak (15:04:55): Awww you faggOts
Turd Burger (15:46:18): Gay Boys all around
Krian Barabinchak (15:48:23): You know it baby. My sister had the car though. So I'm s pleab
Turd Burger (16:03:10): Well I'm around whenever
Butt Nuggets (16:03:42): Zach will be home later too
Butt Nuggets (16:03:52): Were around after we eat
Butt Nuggets (16:15:55): Clue?
Butt Nuggets (16:16:32): Clue?
Fart Ruggiero (16:20:54): Clue?
Fart Ruggiero (16:21:11): I suspect josh in my basement with the clue board
Butt Nuggets (16:29:09): Obviously I failed because you're still alive
Krian Barabinchak (18:40:13): So when clue
Butt Nuggets (18:40:37): After 10?
Krian Barabinchak (18:43:04): Hats late
Fart Ruggiero (18:54:17): Yea I won't be home till after 10 either.
Turd Burger (18:54:30): You sons of bitches
Fart Ruggiero (19:01:57): We can just do it another time if it's too late
Butt Nuggets (19:03:59): Fuck those bitches, cock boy. Zach and his wench will play.
Fart Ruggiero (19:10:22): Actually I'll let you know I do have to drive and prepare things tomorrow morning so I'll let you know
Sunday, 28 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (11:23:10): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Mva-3n7TY
Krian Barabinchak (11:23:20): How I start my day
Turd Burger (11:27:08): I wonder if those guys ever get boners in the middle of a match
Krian Barabinchak (11:28:32): Well that guy sure didn't
Turd Burger (11:29:35): Maybe after the match when he's having his coffee and thinking about his life he dis
Krian Barabinchak (11:31:06): Just sitting there in that exact outfit but a fedora on sitting in a dinner thinking about life
Monday, 29 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (16:20:37): Sup Busta. I heard you repping the ballas now
Butt Nuggets (16:37:02): Anyone around tonight?
Turd Burger (17:01:32): Not till later
Krian Barabinchak (17:07:26): Later I'm free. B is in PA
Butt Nuggets (17:08:39): Eh. You for wouldn't care anyway. Old queens has like the rarest beer in the us on tap right now.
Butt Nuggets (17:08:47): Guys*
Krian Barabinchak (17:09:04): I'm game
Butt Nuggets (17:10:23): I'm going with my friend Jake so you'll have to meet me there. I'll be in Piscataway beforehand
Krian Barabinchak (17:10:42): Aight
Wednesday, 31 December 2014
Krian Barabinchak (09:04:08): They are interviewing a guy who won the lottery 3 times. And they asked him how he was so lucky. I wanted him to say. Becauseif the glory of satan
Thursday, 01 January 2015
Butt Nuggets (16:03:00): http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/07/bondara-sexfit-i-used-to-be-a-serious-journalist/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Engadget&?ncid=rss_full&utm_content=gravity_organic_sitefeed&cps=gravity_1677_8271068761392288043&a_dgi=aolshare_reddit
Butt Nuggets (16:03:29): I am a genius.
Butt Nuggets (16:03:50): A lazy one
Krian Barabinchak (19:09:06): I got a tat before josh \n
Turd Burger (19:10:14): Solid line work
Krian Barabinchak (19:12:46): I'm thinking pink glitter swastika
Fart Ruggiero (19:50:19): I want my tat to say "creaming of you"
Friday, 02 January 2015
Butt Nuggets (13:21:45): You move out yet Pete?
Krian Barabinchak (13:22:35): Be a man hulk
Turd Burger (13:22:48): I'm moving tomorrow morning
Fart Ruggiero (13:22:54): We're gonna turn you're new place into a tweaker pad
Turd Burger (13:22:58): Packing up my crap today
Turd Burger (13:23:09): That's the idea Brian
Butt Nuggets (13:23:41): So when we popping bottles
Turd Burger (13:29:12): Either tomorrow night or next week
Krian Barabinchak (13:29:59): I say next week. Jones Cormier fights tomorrow. Plus I have a date
Fart Ruggiero (13:30:23): Who's the guy? Har har
Butt Nuggets (13:31:24): I have a date tomorrow too. You catfishing me Marc?
Krian Barabinchak (13:31:46): It's josh
Krian Barabinchak (13:32:00): I thought you would figure it out Josh.
Fart Ruggiero (13:32:39): It's about time this Jim and Pam thing you guys had the past year has been crazy to watch
Butt Nuggets (13:32:40): More like Salmanning
Krian Barabinchak (13:33:27): I was hoping more a Jeff and Britta situation
Fart Ruggiero (13:37:55): You should both go to the same place and sit down next to each other, and then at some point both get up and switch seats. So you can figure out which girl you like better.
Krian Barabinchak (13:38:27): I'd pick Josh
Butt Nuggets (13:38:35): Where you taking her Marc?
Fart Ruggiero (13:38:44): "Sorry ladies, you're on your own"
Krian Barabinchak (13:38:50): Buffalo Wild Wings.
Krian Barabinchak (13:39:02): She loves it there. It's our second date
Butt Nuggets (13:39:09): And I'm honored. I've always thought I'd be the sexist beard lady at the circus
Krian Barabinchak (13:39:18): And I have one tonight with another chick
Butt Nuggets (13:39:32): Big pimpin
Fart Ruggiero (13:39:39): Two girls at once eh?
Krian Barabinchak (13:39:51): Yea but really like the other girl
Fart Ruggiero (13:41:01): Well then just make this date a comedy of errors for your own entertainment
Krian Barabinchak (13:41:50): I kinda want too. Just be a douschey
Fart Ruggiero (13:42:13): Tell her your a recovering alcoholic and then ask the waiter for their cheapest strongest drink
Krian Barabinchak (13:42:39): Maybe I will
Krian Barabinchak (13:43:29): Like the girl who I'm going out with tonight was engaged once. Goes to college in pennlyvia and is really into commitment. She is calling me babe and boo
Fart Ruggiero (13:46:47): And you never went out with before right?
Fart Ruggiero (13:47:00): This is your first date? How old is she?
Krian Barabinchak (13:47:22): It will be out first date. She's 22
Turd Burger (13:48:02): She was engaged before ? Run roh
Fart Ruggiero (13:48:58): I mean if she's calling you babe and boo you could probably hit and quit it but she also might track you down and kill you. So there's that.
Krian Barabinchak (13:49:34): Maybe a quick handy in the back
Turd Burger (13:49:45): You might die tonight
Butt Nuggets (13:51:16): You only live once. Why not end it now?
Krian Barabinchak (13:51:38): I'll be safe.
Krian Barabinchak (13:51:56): She does have a black belt in tar Kwin do
Turd Burger (13:54:03): Can I come along tonight for the scraps
Turd Burger (13:54:21): Actually I might move tonight since it looks like it might rain tomorrow morning
Krian Barabinchak (13:55:12): Well if you need help let me know. I'll cancel my date
Turd Burger (13:58:02): Lol its OK there isn't that much stuff
Krian Barabinchak (13:59:52): But where else's can I show of my muscles
Turd Burger (14:01:20): Its less muscle and more just trying to push a dresser up three flights of stairs
Krian Barabinchak (14:01:39): I can carry it
Butt Nuggets (14:01:57): I canz help
Krian Barabinchak (14:02:19): Yea we will help
Turd Burger (14:02:38): No its fine we don't have too much furniture and we have three people
Fart Ruggiero (14:03:07): On our way
Krian Barabinchak (14:12:23): Who's the other
Krian Barabinchak (14:12:29): You replacing me
Turd Burger (14:18:16): Me my brother my dad lol
Krian Barabinchak (20:25:17): Things I should bring up in my date
Butt Nuggets (20:26:06): Circumcision
Krian Barabinchak (20:26:47): Okay next
Butt Nuggets (20:28:09): Politics of Polynesian islanders
Fart Ruggiero (20:32:44): Men's rights
Krian Barabinchak (20:39:48): So John
Fart Ruggiero (20:40:07): Yea basically.
Krian Barabinchak (20:40:19): I'll just be john
Krian Barabinchak (22:58:17): I'm gunna fool around and leave
Fart Ruggiero (22:58:41): What happened?
Fart Ruggiero (22:58:48): Are you gonna leave her with the check?
Krian Barabinchak (22:59:30): Still on it
Fart Ruggiero (23:01:57): Fool around with her?
Turd Burger (23:04:16): Describe her O face
Butt Nuggets (23:18:18): \ufffd
Butt Nuggets (23:18:34): \ufffd
Fart Ruggiero (23:18:58): Tell her to buy your meal in the name of modern feminism
Fart Ruggiero (23:55:10): Let us know how it went
Krian Barabinchak (23:59:32): She was kinda fat. We made out in te back seat of her car. I stole second. I don't plan on a second date
Saturday, 03 January 2015
Turd Burger (08:02:58): That'll show her
Turd Burger (12:38:24): I'm officially moved in
Fart Ruggiero (12:39:42): Awww shieeeet
Butt Nuggets (12:39:46): Take your first shit in the new place?
Turd Burger (12:47:50): Not yet but its coming
Krian Barabinchak (12:48:13): Damn
Turd Burger (12:54:33): The turtle is peeking out of his shell
Krian Barabinchak (12:55:31): Finish him
Krian Barabinchak (22:44:41): Anyone know how to get smegma out of a back seat?
Fart Ruggiero (22:45:15): Are you kidding? Lol
Butt Nuggets (22:45:19): Lactaid scrub
Krian Barabinchak (22:45:28): Nope
Fart Ruggiero (22:47:24): So the date went ok? Lol
Krian Barabinchak (22:50:45): Pretty much. She squirted all over my back seat
Fart Ruggiero (22:54:08): Well marc is never driving us anywhere again lol
Krian Barabinchak (22:55:30): I'll clean it.
Turd Burger (22:58:13): Its OK I've squirted there too
Turd Burger (22:58:28): But seriously that's gross lol
Fart Ruggiero (22:59:44): Wait did you fuck at Buffalo wild wings?
Butt Nuggets (23:00:17): Girls gone buffalo wild
Krian Barabinchak (23:01:49): Buffalo was packed so we went to bonefish then we needed to make a u turn. And ten we parked and fooled around in they Hyatt parking lot
Krian Barabinchak (23:01:55): Also GTA?
Turd Burger (23:02:40): I can't. Somehow I got involved in an impromptu trip to Atlantic city at 10pm so now I'm getting drunk in tropicana
Krian Barabinchak (23:03:16): Didn't you just move into an appt
Fart Ruggiero (23:04:02): AC waits for no man
Turd Burger (23:14:12): I did just move this afternoon lol
Krian Barabinchak (23:16:59): Oh you
Monday, 05 January 2015
Butt Nuggets (00:45:26): "GOLD BOND LIQUI-SHAQ" - TV SHERIFF VIDEO REMIX: http://youtu.be/1tF2dF67Q2c
Krian Barabinchak (18:07:56): GTA tonight?
Krian Barabinchak (18:28:16): I saw Ben Lin on the train. He got fat
Tuesday, 06 January 2015
Turd Burger (11:39:11): None
Butt Nuggets (11:40:15): More like ketchup collar
Fart Ruggiero (11:44:19): Loo that from clickhole?
Turd Burger (11:56:21): Yessir
Krian Barabinchak (16:17:55): So I start work in Monday
Butt Nuggets (16:19:04): That other place?
Krian Barabinchak (16:19:19): Yea
Butt Nuggets (16:20:06): \ufffd
Krian Barabinchak (16:20:25): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Fart Ruggiero (16:23:35): Refuel?
Butt Nuggets (16:26:01): Get me a jarb
Turd Burger (16:31:09): I'll take a job too plz
Butt Nuggets (16:32:34): Fuck, if you're just handing out jobs, give Brian one too
Fart Ruggiero (16:32:54): But I want to continue to freeload
Krian Barabinchak (16:37:52): My old company is hiring sales people if you wan in
Krian Barabinchak (16:38:26): Soley commission based and need 10 sales a week to get it
Butt Nuggets (16:43:06): Sales of what
Krian Barabinchak (16:43:52): Advertising. You need to get clients
Butt Nuggets (16:44:17): Where the ad space
Krian Barabinchak (16:46:05): No where. You want to be the middle man
Fart Ruggiero (17:15:22): Friskies cat food used Nalas hashtag lori made up (#nalacatfriends) in a post
Butt Nuggets (17:16:06): No
Fart Ruggiero (17:16:58): They did
Butt Nuggets (17:18:52): I meant no in the sense of why
Fart Ruggiero (17:19:29): Becuase they fucked up lori thinks, there is some famous instagram cat named nala and they thought our nalas hashtag was hers
Fart Ruggiero (17:20:14): Why do you have to hate everything I love
Butt Nuggets (17:20:22): I meant no in the rhetorical sense of why
Fart Ruggiero (17:20:33): I was aware
Turd Burger (17:36:28): Seriously you guys should capitalize in on that and sell nala t shirts
Fart Ruggiero (17:37:49): Apparently they did it a few weeks ago lori just found out today looking through the hashtag. She's gonna make a post tagging Friskies next
Butt Nuggets (17:43:53): Slacking
Krian Barabinchak (18:01:07): Fag
Wednesday, 07 January 2015
Butt Nuggets (18:50:48): http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553
Thursday, 08 January 2015
Butt Nuggets (15:40:53): http://www.vice.com/read/scientists-perform-first-major-study-on-whether-squirting-is-just-peeing?utm_source=vicefbus
Krian Barabinchak (15:46:26): Who showed Josg the internet
Butt Nuggets (15:46:59): My mom.
Krian Barabinchak (15:56:20): That harlot
Fart Ruggiero (22:25:41): We should do a poker night
Turd Burger (22:44:41): I'm down
Friday, 09 January 2015
Butt Nuggets (02:42:05): I'm in
Krian Barabinchak (07:32:11): Nope.
Krian Barabinchak (07:32:19): I'll be there to drink
Krian Barabinchak (10:47:00): I don't wanna play against josh. He's a ringer
Fart Ruggiero (10:48:59): I'll be card counting
Fart Ruggiero (10:49:05): I've been saving my Adderall for this
Fart Ruggiero (10:49:13): One last big score
Krian Barabinchak (10:49:49): Also who want get drunk. It's my last day at venuing. I start refuel in Monday and Pete has his own place
Turd Burger (10:54:19): Let's all drink on Saturday and then you guys can crash at my place if you want
Krian Barabinchak (10:55:06): Sweet. I will have to leave early Sunday to say by to my parents
Krian Barabinchak (11:33:49): Also there are literally no people at my job today
Turd Burger (11:34:47): Just leave lol
Krian Barabinchak (11:36:38): I am
Krian Barabinchak (11:36:49): its my last day too
Krian Barabinchak (11:36:56): so i should shit on the desk
Fart Ruggiero (11:48:49): Yea you should
Fart Ruggiero (11:49:16): Also when John was ripping on Muslims today he said they pray too much, he even said they do it religiously to describe how much lol
Turd Burger (11:51:06): What did he think of charlie hebdo lol
Fart Ruggiero (11:51:45): He says that's what's happens when you let Muslims in your country
Fart Ruggiero (11:52:14): Then he used that to say that if it happened here it would be anarchy, talked about how Obama likes to have the Mexican border open to let them sneak in
Fart Ruggiero (11:52:44): And then somehow related that back to the Ferguson riots and how Mike brown deserved it/the cops were just doing their jobs
Fart Ruggiero (11:53:24): New today thougg he said cops used to not arrest for dui, just put you in the drunk tank. But politicians saw a chance to make money so now it's a jailablr offence lol
Fart Ruggiero (11:54:50): I mean punishable offence. But still it might be the most ridiculous thing he's said all day though there's more time to go.
Fart Ruggiero (12:05:04): The Parisian terrorists are dead
Krian Barabinchak (13:41:58): Your welcome
Butt Nuggets (14:27:33): http://zippy.gfycat.com/TotalQuarterlyBergerpicard.mp4
Butt Nuggets (19:01:25): Nigga got an interview at Yelp. Phone interview, but still an interview
Butt Nuggets (19:01:51): Kinda forgot I even applied
Krian Barabinchak (19:06:23): Congrats
Butt Nuggets (19:08:10): You quit today?
Krian Barabinchak (19:08:45): I didn't even get the satisfaction. They werenr in the office
Butt Nuggets (19:12:40): So your just not showing up next week?
Krian Barabinchak (19:13:19): The CEO nows I quit
Butt Nuggets (19:13:52): You get that other job?
Krian Barabinchak (19:14:24): Yea I start Monday
Butt Nuggets (19:14:42): They pay?
Krian Barabinchak (19:15:04): 30000 a year
Butt Nuggets (19:16:16): Cool beans
Krian Barabinchak (19:16:54): I'm a real person
Butt Nuggets (19:20:57): Eh
Krian Barabinchak (19:21:34): Butts. Just a ton of butts
Saturday, 10 January 2015
Krian Barabinchak (09:00:47): I can't crash at Pete's tonight but I'm game to celebrate
Butt Nuggets (09:01:28): I have work tomorrow so I ain't crashin nowhur
Fart Ruggiero (09:03:38): Yea I'll probably just come home cause I can't drink anyways.
Krian Barabinchak (09:05:10): Cause you a faggot?
Fart Ruggiero (09:05:31): Yup
Krian Barabinchak (09:05:53): Have you told john
Fart Ruggiero (09:06:33): I told him I'm a gay black Muslim
Krian Barabinchak (09:06:45): And in welfare
Butt Nuggets (09:30:51): And a woman. What's John's thoughts on lesbians?
Krian Barabinchak (09:33:44): And atheist Muslim
Fart Ruggiero (09:35:25): I don't know his thoughts on lesbians but if it's anything like his thoughts on gay it's not great
Turd Burger (09:36:50): So what do you guys want to do tonight
Butt Nuggets (09:39:12): Crunk up the volume
Krian Barabinchak (09:40:07): Screw chicks tonight I just wanna dance
Turd Burger (09:40:28): OK not that
Fart Ruggiero (09:49:52): I wanna square dance
Fart Ruggiero (09:50:02): And discuss an article about the history of the ladder
Fart Ruggiero (17:01:48): What's around your place pete?
Turd Burger (17:02:06): What do you mean?
Krian Barabinchak (17:02:24): Hood rats?
Fart Ruggiero (17:02:33): To do, like if you guys wanted to go out and do something thougg I'm down for just chilling too.
Turd Burger (17:03:50): There's not a lot of nightlife that ive seen lol. But there apparently are some decent bars by Kean and I live right by route 22 which has everything. Plus we can always go to Irvington and creep through the hood
Krian Barabinchak (17:04:17): Good rats
Fart Ruggiero (17:04:51): That's not a bad rat
Krian Barabinchak (17:05:24): I wanna score some crack
Krian Barabinchak (18:37:55): Wanna car pool?
Fart Ruggiero (18:51:11): I might have to pick my brother up from the train station later so I should take my own car
Krian Barabinchak (18:51:40): Tell him to take a cab
Krian Barabinchak (19:44:05): So what are we doing
Fart Ruggiero (20:00:45): Waiting on josh
Fart Ruggiero (20:01:36): He's gotta go in to work tomorrow and I need to do stuff in the morning so well be leaving earlyish. If you want to come to my place we can take you the rest of the way
Krian Barabinchak (20:02:26): Okay. I don mind leaving early
Tuesday, 13 January 2015
Butt Nuggets (13:27:58): 2nd round with yelp next week
Turd Burger (17:22:28): Good luck, what kind of position?
Butt Nuggets (18:12:02): Sales
Butt Nuggets (18:12:24): Easy shit. Cold calling mostly
Fart Ruggiero (18:24:24): I'm getting hired by a 900 number. Hot calls mostly \ufffd
Turd Burger (18:28:54): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Butt Nuggets (19:06:12): What's your work line? I wanna talk dirty to ya Brian.
Turd Burger (19:33:14): I want to sell you a time share
Butt Nuggets (21:33:11): Sunny season 10 tomorrow. Followed by some new show with Eric Andre
Krian Barabinchak (21:38:18): Don Glover
Thursday, 15 January 2015
Krian Barabinchak (12:03:39): I'm going to keep track of all my poops and see how I get paid to poop
Fart Ruggiero (12:04:14): There's a site that does it, you put in your wage, hit start, go dump a load and when you come back it tells you how much money you made
Krian Barabinchak (12:04:34): Work poop. I know it well
Krian Barabinchak (12:07:07): If current popping trends occur. I will make 1820 while pooping
Fart Ruggiero (12:07:19): Per year?
Krian Barabinchak (12:07:37): Yea
Fart Ruggiero (12:07:46): That's not a bad duke
Krian Barabinchak (12:08:42): 2 grand for shitting. I'll take it
Fart Ruggiero (12:10:47): That's like 7.5 percent of your salary how long are your shits lol
Krian Barabinchak (12:11:16): I'm counting peeing too
Fart Ruggiero (12:12:12): Ahh aka pooping from the front
Butt Nuggets (12:15:13): How's week one?
Fart Ruggiero (12:17:00): Does your company hire analysts?
Butt Nuggets (12:19:43): You have some weird anal fetish Brian. Enough already
Fart Ruggiero (12:26:36): I can't help it I was born like this
Krian Barabinchak (13:14:47): I'll look at the job postings
Fart Ruggiero (13:26:18): Thanks
Krian Barabinchak (13:28:01): There's an IT
Turd Burger (13:31:53): Hook a nigga up
Butt Nuggets (13:34:55): Putting "niggas" on hooks went out of style many years ago.
Turd Burger (13:37:54): It's slang for "help a negro male find assistance in the tech industry by finding him a position his black ass is qualified for"
Butt Nuggets (13:38:55): Well why didn't ya say that
Krian Barabinchak (13:57:46): Look it up. Refuel cranbury. Our IT staff is just one guy. So he wants another guy
Turd Burger (14:03:01): Nothing sexual?
Fart Ruggiero (14:15:53): Don't push it
Friday, 16 January 2015
Krian Barabinchak (08:24:11): Friendly reminder. "Fuck da Police"
Turd Burger (11:31:23): http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-mans-face-when-he-sees-what-he-would-look-ti-1724?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
Butt Nuggets (11:35:48): The production value of something so ridiculous is ridiculous
Fart Ruggiero (11:51:27): Holy shit that's amazing lol
Fart Ruggiero (11:51:32): I love clickhole
Butt Nuggets (12:47:51): Pete, what's action Bronson's deal?
Turd Burger (12:54:04): Big fat ginger rapper who sounds exactly like ghostface killah. He used to be a gourmet chef too so he also has a cooking show
Fart Ruggiero (12:57:18): I want to make a slow cooking show
Fart Ruggiero (12:57:40): It'd be me showing you what to put in the slowcooker and then 4-8 hours of me hanging out
Butt Nuggets (12:57:41): Like with tart kart kids
Butt Nuggets (12:58:29): I saw a freestyle of his that was legit. You listen to him at all?
Turd Burger (12:59:40): Sometimes. Check out easy rider, that's his big song. My favorite song by him is A Queen's Thing
Turd Burger (13:00:40): Also check out his YouTube cooking show with vice. He goes to 5 star Michelin rated restaurants with his dumbess friend who pretends hes smoking blunts at the table
Butt Nuggets (13:01:22): The more you say, the more I like this guy.
Turd Burger (13:03:23): Yea he's amusing
Butt Nuggets (13:15:16): I'm pretty sure I've heard his shit in the past but assumed it was ghost face
Saturday, 17 January 2015
Turd Burger (13:22:52): What are you gay homos up to tonight
Butt Nuggets (13:39:59): I'm a workin class nigga
Fart Ruggiero (13:45:54): I'm a hey hey hey smoke weed all day type nigga
Fart Ruggiero (14:03:43): I can take a break tonight from constantly smoking to hang though
Turd Burger (14:08:51): OK I can take a night off from my furious masturbation
Krian Barabinchak (14:42:26): I go out but I ain't gunna stop jerkin
Krian Barabinchak (14:51:19): I wanna get crunk
Turd Burger (15:03:20): I wanna get a bunch of dudes and put a bunch of shit in my holes
Butt Nuggets (15:04:00): That an invitation, big boy?
Turd Burger (15:04:17): Well I ain't call you fer dinner
Butt Nuggets (15:05:15): So dessert then
Monday, 19 January 2015
Butt Nuggets (14:09:23): You read this? http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2sw3is/part_3_wupdates_tifu_by_reading_my_wifes_text/
Turd Burger (14:16:21): There is no possible way this is real. Looks like a bored high schooler made this whole thing up
Butt Nuggets (14:16:49): Did you read the first 2 posts?
Butt Nuggets (14:17:21): Even so, is a good read
Butt Nuggets (14:17:27): It's*
Tuesday, 20 January 2015
Fart Ruggiero (12:44:51): http://www.clickhole.com/article/hes-38-he-identifies-90s-kidand-hes-not-alone-1627
Butt Nuggets (12:45:30): The title alone sums up buzzfeed
Turd Burger (12:48:02): That site is so annoying
Butt Nuggets (12:48:44): Never actually browsed it. Only seen people post shit on fb
Krian Barabinchak (13:32:56): Pretty solid article. Like how it fuvks with tumblr and buzz feed.
Butt Nuggets (14:59:39): Yelps office is pretty slick
Fart Ruggiero (15:00:31): Like a dog's butthole?
Turd Burger (15:01:22): Now I'm hungry for some dog
Wednesday, 21 January 2015
Turd Burger (09:20:32): I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful.
Turd Burger (09:20:34): I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Butt Nuggets (09:37:12): I wanna be inside you
Fart Ruggiero (09:38:28): I used to want to grow up to be a machine gun
Butt Nuggets (09:40:45): I wanted to be a junkyard
Fart Ruggiero (10:43:13): You already are because you're full of shit durrrr
Butt Nuggets (22:51:00): I'm a 5 star man!
Turd Burger (22:58:03): Wut
Butt Nuggets (22:58:37): Niggas obvi ain't watch sunny
Turd Burger (23:12:54): I don't have fxx
Butt Nuggets (23:15:53): This is America. Steal it.
Turd Burger (23:18:14): This is true
Friday, 23 January 2015
GroupMe (10:28:07): Turd Burger changed the group's name to Tops n' Bottoms
GroupMe (10:28:07): Turd Burger changed the group's avatar
Butt Nuggets (11:44:16): VR Porn Reactions on Oculus From First-Time Virtu\u2026: http://youtu.be/hLqVxC6JWIM
Krian Barabinchak (13:41:06): Two people who probably shouldn't be 1 and 2 of notable alimuni
Butt Nuggets (13:42:17): "Let's play CHOOSE THE RAPIST!"
Fart Ruggiero (14:53:16): The porn video reminded me of minority report with the virtual reality sex lol. Also zach sent me this dunno if you guys saw it
Fart Ruggiero (14:53:18): https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=033FInn1wH8
Butt Nuggets (14:57:30): That was glorious. Is like they asked someone to write a rap for them, then didn't think twice to just preform whatever someone threw at them
Turd Burger (18:09:58): I think I am getting an offer for a job tonight. we should all go out to celebrate next week
Butt Nuggets (18:19:18): I work Thursday through Sunday
Turd Burger (18:20:28): You tremendous homosexual
Turd Burger (18:20:44): I'll visit WoB
Fart Ruggiero (18:22:42): I'm down. And awesome what's the job?
Turd Burger (18:25:17): IT Coordinator for a small biomedical market research company
Saturday, 24 January 2015
Krian Barabinchak (06:53:43): You can look at all the porn you want and no one will know
Butt Nuggets (12:49:25): My guests last name stood out
Fart Ruggiero (12:50:05): Pocket sand! Sha Sha sha
Turd Burger (15:13:21): Squirrel tactics
Sunday, 25 January 2015
Fart Ruggiero (14:26:57): Parents are making me prepare like it's the end times
Turd Burger (14:28:17): Its almost as if it hasn't snowed in NJ multiple times a year for the likely 50+ years your parents have lived here lol
Fart Ruggiero (14:34:15): The end is nigh
Krian Barabinchak (16:56:13): Bitch gives you a bj in her car then she gets all clingy
Fart Ruggiero (17:03:53): She still texting you?
Krian Barabinchak (17:04:20): Different chick
Fart Ruggiero (17:05:29): What ever happened to stank puss
Krian Barabinchak (17:05:43): No idea.
Fart Ruggiero (17:07:39): Is this the Hyatt chick
Krian Barabinchak (17:07:50): Nope
Fart Ruggiero (17:10:54): The one right before her
Krian Barabinchak (17:11:57): Yea.
Fart Ruggiero (17:12:45): What's she sayin
Krian Barabinchak (17:20:33): Being all like hey I don't want this relationship all about a sex. And I actually want a relationship. Blah. Bitches.
Fart Ruggiero (17:23:21): Invite her over for a bootycall. Bet she'll come. Do the deed. Ask her why she's still in your house.
Krian Barabinchak (17:24:29): I don't want her in my house
Fart Ruggiero (17:24:32): She'll never bother you again
Fart Ruggiero (17:24:55): Fine meet up at the mcdonalds bathroom
Fart Ruggiero (17:25:09): Then ask whether she's still in your stall
Krian Barabinchak (17:26:08): I'll do that. She's one of those girls that's like I'm not a slut. I'm not taking my bra off so it makes it okay
Fart Ruggiero (17:29:26): If I do it in the ass I'm still a virgin
Krian Barabinchak (17:30:10): Oh she no virgin or no Virgo
Krian Barabinchak (20:51:24): Made a new halo map
Wednesday, 28 January 2015
Krian Barabinchak (16:34:41): Get Paid Friday
Butt Nuggets (16:37:05): Watched the godfather last night for the first time \u2026 didn't think it was that amazing
Krian Barabinchak (16:37:51): Get Paid Friday
Fart Ruggiero (16:47:29): I felt the same about blade runner thought it was pretty bad tbh
Turd Burger (16:56:56): The godfather was good, idk what you guys are smoking
Fart Ruggiero (16:57:35): I didn't see the godfather I'm just talking about blade runner
Turd Burger (17:02:28): More like GAYde Runner
Butt Nuggets (17:02:39): I didn't say it wasn't good.
Butt Nuggets (17:03:00): We also watched the remastered blade runner, without narration
Turd Burger (17:03:09): That's the only part of my Italian heritage that I have to be proud of josh. Don't take this from me
Turd Burger (17:03:34): The rest is lazy people and wwii
Butt Nuggets (17:03:35): Mussolini?
Turd Burger (17:03:59): Well he did stand up for what he believed in
Butt Nuggets (17:04:15): Strong willed
Fart Ruggiero (17:09:13): Made the trains run on time
Thursday, 29 January 2015
Butt Nuggets (13:10:25): Pete's housewarming gift came in the mail today
Fart Ruggiero (13:16:20): Aww yeaaaa
Turd Burger (13:46:33): I can't wait
Krian Barabinchak (19:30:32): Silva Diaz fight tomorrow
Friday, 30 January 2015
Turd Burger (08:56:54): http://www.theonion.com/articles/alcoholic-father-disappointed-in-pothead-son,1368/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus
Turd Burger (08:57:15): Also check out the new whip
Krian Barabinchak (08:58:14): It a Sub. You know that shit gunna last fo Eva
Krian Barabinchak (09:03:01): Also just got my first paycheck.
Butt Nuggets (12:37:00): In regard to the hat, I told him, "No."
Butt Nuggets (12:37:23): None
Butt Nuggets (14:37:45): New show: Hipsteria; CIA has a new agent go undercover as a hipster with a ecommerce organic coffee roasting start-up. Season 1 is Brooklyn. The CIA is collecting credit card information, taking fingerprints and pictures. Season 1 is Brooklyn. Season two is Portland. Season three is Austin. Then it goes global in 4. The only downside is that our protagonist, Gary Rownds (G. Rownds, get it) is losing grip on his uber conservative upbringing.
Butt Nuggets (14:38:09): He's becoming one of them. A hipster
Turd Burger (14:38:38): Honestly I would watch that
Butt Nuggets (14:39:34): How do we become screen writers?
Butt Nuggets (14:42:55): I also like the name "Home Grown"
Turd Burger (15:11:32): I don't know but I need to write something soon
Fart Ruggiero (15:15:27): I really like that idea
Butt Nuggets (15:17:17): I'm also thinking that whenever he meets with his VC investors, it's really the agency
Krian Barabinchak (15:25:27): Can I be the grizzle partner who hates hipsters. I fucking hate hipsters
Butt Nuggets (15:26:54): There are no partners. There's managers of individual stores. There can't be partners of the operation is run by the CIA
Butt Nuggets (15:27:19): If*
Krian Barabinchak (15:31:52): I just want everyone in the world to know. I hate hipsters
Krian Barabinchak (18:43:30): Who wants to get drunk. My treat
Fart Ruggiero (18:45:46): Can't tonight sorry
Turd Burger (19:19:30): Can't do it this weekend
Saturday, 31 January 2015
Butt Nuggets (09:55:35): Working all weekend
Turd Burger (10:18:45): I think I can do stuff next Saturday though
Butt Nuggets (12:49:03): I'm gonna come by with your house warming gift sometime Monday through Wednesday
Turd Burger (12:50:53): Sweet thanks
Butt Nuggets (12:54:42): O, you'll be thanking me more than once
Fart Ruggiero (22:28:14): I'm a fucking moron look what I got stuck
Krian Barabinchak (22:28:57): Can confirm. He is an idiot
Fart Ruggiero (22:34:27): It's the fry holder from red robin. I was able to get it on and I cannot get it off.
Turd Burger (22:42:31): Why would you put it on in the first place lol
Fart Ruggiero (22:43:16): I thought it'd look impressive
Sunday, 01 February 2015
Krian Barabinchak (11:50:04): We went out after to watch the fight. He still had it on
Turd Burger (11:50:41): Brian is just a fry man now. This is his new life
Krian Barabinchak (11:51:23): He has become it
Butt Nuggets (11:53:45): Next he needs one of those neck extenders like those African tribeswomen wear.
Fart Ruggiero (15:20:36): I figured out its good if you want to stop someone from closing a door on you I just have to this thing in the frame.
Fart Ruggiero (15:20:51): By the way you guys doing anything for the super bowl?
Butt Nuggets (15:22:44): Work. I might get out early though.
Turd Burger (15:27:25): I'll be in Edison chanting hut hut hut hut hut
Krian Barabinchak (15:29:18): I got the family thing but I'll stop by
Tuesday, 03 February 2015
Turd Burger (12:31:36): That chicken tendies fad on 4chan is really fucking funny
Butt Nuggets (12:34:33): I know not of these chicken tendies of which you speak
Butt Nuggets (12:34:59): Also, I have your thing
Turd Burger (12:45:43): http://i.imgur.com/b9auWd4.png
Turd Burger (12:46:41): they're just stories about guys in their 20s getting chicken tendies from their mommies in exchange for Good Boy Points (GBP) that they earn for doing chores, emptying their piss jars, etc
Butt Nuggets (12:56:39): Love it
Wednesday, 04 February 2015
Fart Ruggiero (07:19:01): So haley wants to go go to AC possibly for her birthday and said you niggas can come if you want, you down? Her bday is the 26th so it'd be that weekend
Turd Burger (07:28:43): I can probably go. Where are you guys looking to stay?
Fart Ruggiero (07:56:34): Not sure yet, I'll let you know when I know. Haley said jess can come too
Turd Burger (07:59:00): OK cool beanz
Krian Barabinchak (08:52:53): We going down Friday or Saturday
Butt Nuggets (09:03:30): In all likelihood I can't go
Fart Ruggiero (09:06:55): You're such a gay nerd josh
Butt Nuggets (09:13:21): You're just jealous
Turd Burger (09:22:08): I wish I could be as gay and nerdy
Butt Nuggets (09:30:30): Try me
Butt Nuggets (09:30:59): Double entendre, get it
Krian Barabinchak (10:32:26): Don't you people have jobs that you could be stealing from
Butt Nuggets (10:39:48): Thursday through Sunday. Pete is on his, "Fuck this, I put in my two weeks" grind. Brian is stealing.
Fart Ruggiero (10:43:40): Don't ain't me cause you hate me
Turd Burger (10:51:58): Today is actually my last day at this job. Just sent out my goodbye email
Butt Nuggets (10:52:57): How many times did you use the words bitch, nigga, or any combination of the two?
Turd Burger (10:54:19): Just once, when I addressed the black and female employees
Butt Nuggets (10:56:03): You actually doing work today? They buy you a cake?
Turd Burger (10:56:29): They got me pizza and management told me to take the next two days off lol
Fart Ruggiero (11:11:48): You should show up to spite them
Krian Barabinchak (11:37:07): Two days off. They are making him the fall guy
Turd Burger (11:58:53): Honestly they might lol
Krian Barabinchak (13:10:18): Deny everything. Burn the building
Thursday, 05 February 2015
Butt Nuggets (12:30:46): So it sucks that a bunch of people died in the train crash the other day, but the people talking about their loved ones is bullshit. Not everyone is kind and loving.
Butt Nuggets (12:31:21): If I'm too pass in some horrible accident or whatever make sure you're honest with my obituary.
Fart Ruggiero (12:39:12): Josh passed and honestly we"re all a little better off now.
Butt Nuggets (12:40:31): That's the spirit
Turd Burger (13:19:16): "Here lies josh. He certainly wasn't a tall man, average weight. Fair complexion. He will be missed. Not by me, necessarily, but maybe someone else"
Fart Ruggiero (13:20:58): He wasn't a good man, or a strong man, or a tall man, or a smart man. He wasn't necessarily interesting or funny either. but he's dead now so he's got that going for him.
Butt Nuggets (13:27:47): He was a dick. I'm not saying I'm happy that he's dead, but he was that guy you had around just cause. I never enjoyed going out with him because he preferred a hole in the wall bar over the strip club. Note he's in a hole in the ground and I site as hell ain't tagging along
Butt Nuggets (13:28:03): Now*
Butt Nuggets (13:28:08): Sure*
Fart Ruggiero (13:28:37): He also sucked at spelling. Not a big thing just saying.
Krian Barabinchak (13:28:41): Here lies Josh. Okay who wants to go to Dennie's
Butt Nuggets (13:29:33): I don't like Dennie's
Fart Ruggiero (13:32:17): Well you're dead bitch you're not coming anyways
Fart Ruggiero (13:32:26): I'll put a grand slam in your coffin for ya
Butt Nuggets (13:34:01): You know I'm against coffins
Fart Ruggiero (13:34:17): I'll blend it up with your body
Butt Nuggets (13:35:50): Thanks guys. You're so considerate
Krian Barabinchak (14:04:06): Bitch slinging Rocks\n
Butt Nuggets (14:05:43): Snitch ass bitch, I meant climbing trees. Now or secret tree house got raided by the popo and was taken down for zoning violations. Bitch
Butt Nuggets (14:05:49): Our*
Turd Burger (15:19:20): Then we can shoot up in the tree house
Butt Nuggets (15:21:51): It ain't called a tree house for nothing. We hard line pot on the regular.
Friday, 06 February 2015
Turd Burger (14:12:14): http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-major-tattoo-fails-1854?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
Butt Nuggets (14:24:24): And Pete wants a dolphin tattoo
Turd Burger (14:55:48): The lord ain't gonna like that one
Krian Barabinchak (17:20:57): When do you ask a girl of she does anal. First date or first date before dinner
Turd Burger (17:43:24): After anal
Fart Ruggiero (17:43:38): You ask?
Turd Burger (17:43:41): "Is this something you normally do?"
Saturday, 07 February 2015
Fart Ruggiero (13:56:36): None
Krian Barabinchak (20:29:18): What you niggas do
Sunday, 08 February 2015
Krian Barabinchak (20:08:31): The best way to say yea you called me in my bullshit. Kudos Donald Stilling. Kudos
Tuesday, 10 February 2015
Butt Nuggets (14:08:26): http://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/2vdjn5/my_name_is_jeff_and_i_give_awful_advice_ask_me/
Thursday, 12 February 2015
Krian Barabinchak (07:05:00): Guess who has his own health insurance. What up
Turd Burger (07:18:17): Big dog Ruggerio
Fart Ruggiero (21:49:03): AC trip is officially on
Butt Nuggets (21:49:31): What ac trip is this?
Fart Ruggiero (21:49:46): 28th of feb
Fart Ruggiero (21:49:54): I think let me check the date
Krian Barabinchak (21:50:01): We staying over or day trip
Fart Ruggiero (21:50:31): Yea sat 28th. Well we'd sleep that night and come back on the 1st
Krian Barabinchak (21:51:06): I'm in. I'll need a ride though. I'll chip in for had
Butt Nuggets (21:51:54): I'll be working
Turd Burger (22:51:26): Jessie and I are down
Fart Ruggiero (22:51:45): Awesome awesome
Turd Burger (22:51:46): Where are we staying?
Fart Ruggiero (22:53:12): Just asked let you know soon. Though I think me and haley are having our own room.
Fart Ruggiero (22:53:23): Harrahs
Butt Nuggets (22:53:41): \U0001f449\U0001f44a
Fart Ruggiero (22:54:00): Well yea
Fart Ruggiero (22:54:21): Duh doy
Butt Nuggets (22:54:41): \ufffd\U0001f4a8
Butt Nuggets (22:54:48): \U0001f443
Turd Burger (22:54:48): I hope you guys don't mind if I come in your room when I have a nightmare
Fart Ruggiero (22:55:00): You can cuddle between us
Butt Nuggets (22:55:15): Biggest spoon
Fart Ruggiero (22:55:18): It's ok Lil buddy
Turd Burger (22:55:20): Also bring nice clothes and shoes if we are going to harrahs lol
Fart Ruggiero (22:55:52): I'm not a pleb pete
Turd Burger (22:56:09): Oh ho ho ho ho
Turd Burger (22:56:15): Indeed
Fart Ruggiero (22:56:27): Thanks Omar
Turd Burger (22:56:53): "This is the game" - Omar
Fart Ruggiero (22:57:33): "If you come at the king, you better not miss your strike" -Omar
Turd Burger (22:58:45): "My name is Marlo" - Marlo
Butt Nuggets (22:59:22): "Fuuuuck." - McNulty & Bunk
Turd Burger (22:59:45): Its like I'm actually watching the wire
Fart Ruggiero (22:59:49): Damn it josh you were supposed to do a fucked up quote not a real one
Fart Ruggiero (23:00:09): "The bunk is strictly a suit and tie motherfucker"
Fart Ruggiero (23:00:51): You got doing real ones now
Turd Burger (23:00:54): "Why do they fast forward when we are on the screen" - newspaper guys
Butt Nuggets (23:01:08): None
Friday, 13 February 2015
Krian Barabinchak (17:23:59): Holy shit one of my co workers is attractive
Turd Burger (17:24:37): Why is that a surprise
Krian Barabinchak (17:27:52): Picture not the best
Fart Ruggiero (20:23:15): We should all go to the diner all order chicken tendies
Turd Burger (20:24:19): I don't have the good boy points
Fart Ruggiero (20:54:43): None
Turd Burger (21:59:13): Damn his GBP is off the charts
Turd Burger (22:01:30): http://exploregram.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/good-boy-points.jpg
Saturday, 14 February 2015
Krian Barabinchak (15:29:43): The internet is a terry offing place
Turd Burger (18:50:56): I can't stop loling at that pic
Krian Barabinchak (22:48:27): Drunk thoughts:\nNirvana is over rated
Fart Ruggiero (22:56:13): Drunk thought: I disagree personally but respect your opinion.
Krian Barabinchak (22:56:52): You really like nirvana that much
Sunday, 15 February 2015
Butt Nuggets (03:18:02): Kinda with Marc on this. Just recently listened to their entire discography and it's not that amazing.
Krian Barabinchak (07:23:27): Excuse me. My name is Krian Barabinchak. And yea I agree with josh. Over all the band doesn't really hold up.
Turd Burger (07:48:42): Bleach sounds like an album that was recorded by high schoolers. Not good. Never mind was a good radio rock album but doesnt do anything new (basically they tried to make a Pixies album and Cobain admits it). In utero is by far their best album and when they started to come into their own but by then it was too late
Fart Ruggiero (08:42:21): Honestly I haven't heard enough to make a judgement just wanted to be the Devils advocado
Turd Burger (08:59:52): You're the worst lol
Fart Ruggiero (09:11:31): Ain't I a stinker
Turd Burger (11:58:24): You guys busy tonight? I don't have work tomorrow
Krian Barabinchak (11:59:22): I'm free
Krian Barabinchak (17:40:02): Who wants to do butt stuff
Turd Burger (17:43:53): My ass is open
Krian Barabinchak (17:44:36): Isn't it always
Krian Barabinchak (17:55:31): Bro date ?
Turd Burger (18:01:58): \U0001f617
Krian Barabinchak (19:13:09): \U0001f618
Turd Burger (19:26:51): I'm in Edison but no car
Krian Barabinchak (19:27:50): I have my shitty wagon or the explorer
Krian Barabinchak (23:38:02): I made my first big boy paycheck purchase
Monday, 16 February 2015
Turd Burger (00:33:51): What did you get
Krian Barabinchak (00:46:56): Custom xbox controller
Turd Burger (00:47:24): They said it couldn't be done
Butt Nuggets (07:10:17): Saul tonight?
Turd Burger (18:06:57): What time are you guys watching Saul?
Butt Nuggets (18:07:52): 10 I'd assume
Turd Burger (18:46:10): Aight
Turd Burger (21:01:24): Let me know when you big nigs are heading over and I'll leave union
Fart Ruggiero (21:02:28): Aight
Fart Ruggiero (21:25:45): I think I'm getting sick let's rain check?
Turd Burger (21:28:09): You are tearing me apart brian
Butt Nuggets (21:28:45): From the inside
Fart Ruggiero (21:30:32): Sorry I think I was given strep throat
Fart Ruggiero (21:30:44): I feel like shieeeeeet
Krian Barabinchak (21:31:04): And bitch itios
Butt Nuggets (21:31:16): Making out with Steve can be dangerous
Fart Ruggiero (21:31:36): You never know what he has
Fart Ruggiero (21:31:49): Did you know steve was in the electric dog collar market?
Fart Ruggiero (21:31:57): I'm not making this up
Butt Nuggets (21:32:04): Tell me more?
Butt Nuggets (21:32:29): Can he control their every move with a remote controller?
Fart Ruggiero (21:32:43): Well we've been getting electric dog collars sent to our house and he's been selling them online apparently he's some kind of middleman
Fart Ruggiero (21:33:14): He wishes
Fart Ruggiero (21:33:29): This ain't dog army
Butt Nuggets (21:34:13): Steve is slowly becoming the next Amazon. It'll be called Steviesdotcombiz.net
Butt Nuggets (21:35:53): Bitcoin and Yen only
Fart Ruggiero (21:37:34): He got free cleaning spray from them today
Butt Nuggets (21:38:42): We talking dog cleaning or keyboard cleaning?
Fart Ruggiero (21:49:06): Keyboard type
Fart Ruggiero (21:49:21): He stole a pizza last week from the electricians too
Fart Ruggiero (21:49:26): A full pie and a half
Butt Nuggets (21:49:51): From Amec?
Fart Ruggiero (21:54:17): Yea lol. I asked where he got it, he said they were going to throw it out anyways. I was like they were gonna toss a whole pie+some? And he went quiet. Turned out Andy bought it for nick and John since they were doing work on his place but they couldn't find/eat the pizza since he stole it
Butt Nuggets (21:57:11): Some balls on him
Krian Barabinchak (21:57:35): He's gunna either get shot or go to jail
Wednesday, 18 February 2015
Butt Nuggets (07:29:04): Sunny tonight? Unless Bwian is still sick\U0001f622
Turd Burger (07:31:15): Sure
Fart Ruggiero (11:47:38): I'm down
Butt Nuggets (12:03:30): I gots me another interview today fellas
Turd Burger (12:03:54): Congrats where at?
Butt Nuggets (12:04:02): Yext
Butt Nuggets (12:04:16): Literally one building over from yelp
Fart Ruggiero (12:08:56): What do they do?
Turd Burger (12:09:36): Are you only applying to companies with 4 letter names starting with Y?
Butt Nuggets (12:10:24): They have software that accesses a bunch of different sites like fb and yelp and yellow pages to update information about your business in one centralized location as opposed to updating your info on each site individually
Butt Nuggets (12:10:44): That's what it'd seem like
Turd Burger (12:17:55): What would you be doing there?
Butt Nuggets (12:18:50): Training customers how to use the software. Pretty much tech support
Turd Burger (12:56:58): Tech support is a pretty good gig. Leads into lots of stuff
Butt Nuggets (18:13:42): https://news.vice.com/article/do-you-live-in-a-bomb-train-blast-zone?utm_source=vicenewsfb
Butt Nuggets (18:13:51): We are all gonna die
Turd Burger (18:42:21): Goodbye cruel world
Butt Nuggets (18:42:58): Crude*
Turd Burger (19:32:09): What time is sunny
Butt Nuggets (19:32:41): 10
Turd Burger (19:40:32): Sheeeeeeit
Butt Nuggets (19:41:42): You pulling out?
Turd Burger (19:46:33): Never
Turd Burger (19:46:44): I'm in Edison now
Butt Nuggets (19:49:56): Like father, like son
Turd Burger (19:50:51): No my dad is in California lol
Butt Nuggets (19:53:43): I meant about your dad never pulling out, but you already knew that you sly fox, you
Turd Burger (19:54:30): No he's in California pulling out of all those beach skanks
Fart Ruggiero (20:32:09): I'm heading home now just gotta eat and then I'll be around
Turd Burger (20:36:14): K
Fart Ruggiero (20:49:48): I'm home fuck food
Turd Burger (20:50:03): My nigga
Fart Ruggiero (20:50:13): I'll eat when I'm dead
Butt Nuggets (20:50:50): What's the best food to fuck? Bagels? Is that to Jewish? Can I use cream cheese for lube?
Fart Ruggiero (20:51:22): I hear warm melons or banana peels are good
Butt Nuggets (20:52:47): Get some melons ready. I'm cumming over.
Turd Burger (20:54:39): I'll come over in 15
Fart Ruggiero (20:58:47): Aight
Thursday, 19 February 2015
Turd Burger (00:00:28): This squatty potty is going to change my life. It has been christened
Butt Nuggets (00:00:59): At a boy
Butt Nuggets (13:21:22): How does work dump compare to home dump?
Turd Burger (13:22:33): More satisfying because everyone at work smells it and has to go about their day based on my poop, but home dump just slips out like a fat kid on a water slide. So now I have a diverse daily pooping experience
Butt Nuggets (13:23:29): I'm kinda jealous. My parents aren't phased by my poops no more and I don't poop at work
Turd Burger (13:28:27): You should try putting liquor in your morning coffee. It will increase your pooping frequency and make your shits look all black and disgusting
Butt Nuggets (13:30:38): Eh. I already drink on the job
Krian Barabinchak (13:34:30): That's illegal
Turd Burger (13:34:47): Not if you work with kids
Fart Ruggiero (13:35:03): Then it's required
Turd Burger (13:39:07): Then you get to smoke a doobie in the bathroom
Fart Ruggiero (13:39:52): Here's a tip
Krian Barabinchak (13:40:06): Hang out with your kids so Payton Manning doesn't
Fart Ruggiero (13:40:07): Protect the nip
Friday, 20 February 2015
Turd Burger (07:47:03): http://youtu.be/JL6RQdDh0mk
Fart Ruggiero (11:49:56): https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyreactiongifs/comments/2t2kgr/mrw_i_leave_myself_a_reminder_in_preparation_for/
Butt Nuggets (12:08:00): So that's what it's like on the other end of things
Butt Nuggets (12:08:47): None
Fart Ruggiero (13:27:58): None
Saturday, 21 February 2015
Butt Nuggets (12:50:51): http://www.vice.com/read/tim-heidecker-hates-terrorism?utm_source=vicefbus
Turd Burger (13:17:32): Lol I read that this morning
Butt Nuggets (13:47:18): "DECKER\xa0is, hands down, one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever watched in my entire life, and considering how much of Heidecker's output I've consumed over the years, that's a sterling accomplishment on his part."
Butt Nuggets (13:49:01): "Did this web series need, or even deserve, a novelization? No. My God, no.\xa0"
Turd Burger (13:49:18): Week he's not wrong
Fart Ruggiero (14:47:03): I want it
Butt Nuggets (14:48:01): I may buy it.
Fart Ruggiero (16:35:21): Do people still use psps? I jsut found my old one and want to sell it
Fart Ruggiero (16:35:30): PSPs
Fart Ruggiero (16:38:01): I also have a nook and nexus I'm trying to sell if you guys are interested
Butt Nuggets (16:41:47): No.
Butt Nuggets (16:41:51): Which nexus
Fart Ruggiero (16:46:55): Nexus 7 it's a tablet
Turd Burger (16:48:07): Eh the nexus and PSP are pretty old now so idk who would buy it. You should put them on eBay though. I made a ton of money selling stuff on eBay when I was moving out
Fart Ruggiero (16:49:02): Yea psp I'd be happy to get 20 for lol. The nexus I got 2 years ago and it's good. Nook was the worst purchase of my life.
Fart Ruggiero (16:49:35): Yea I need to do that I have a bunch of textbooks from college that I want to try to get a few bucks for
Turd Burger (17:05:39): You could probably make 50ish if you sold the PSP. Just sell it with all the games and a case if you have it
Turd Burger (17:05:50): EBay is seriously the best
Butt Nuggets (17:45:22): I love my kindle
Turd Burger (17:52:25): I used my kindle for like a week. I much prefer paper books
Fart Ruggiero (17:54:39): Same here. I don't like having to charge my book lol
Krian Barabinchak (18:31:04): I don't know how to read
Turd Burger (18:55:06): You're not missing much. Books are for nerds
Fart Ruggiero (18:55:33): Gay virgin nerds amirite
Fart Ruggiero (23:15:00): https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/2lntu1/i_went_to_a_strip_club_tonight/
Fart Ruggiero (23:15:19): This is the best/worst thing I've ever read
Sunday, 22 February 2015
Krian Barabinchak (17:18:19): Strippers be stripping
Fart Ruggiero (17:21:19): Yes they do
Monday, 23 February 2015
Fart Ruggiero (19:16:01): https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=gl4csDOgSF4
Butt Nuggets (19:39:59): That was Mac's mom, not Dennis' mom.
Butt Nuggets (19:40:05): Fail
Tuesday, 24 February 2015
Turd Burger (20:27:23): Should I buy a pax?
Butt Nuggets (22:21:31): top o the line, can't go wrong
Wednesday, 25 February 2015
Butt Nuggets (16:47:44): Sunny tonight?
Butt Nuggets (16:52:36): My treat
Butt Nuggets (20:06:51): Actually, I may not be able to watch.
Turd Burger (20:27:18): Yea I can't make it either, at my girls place
Fart Ruggiero (20:34:47): Damn you josh toying with my emotions
Butt Nuggets (20:36:04): Lady friend may be coming over. If she isn't then I'm watching
Turd Burger (20:45:13): Get it in
Fart Ruggiero (20:58:15): Just let me know but if she is, then yea give her Mr plow
Butt Nuggets (21:37:18): Sunny it is
Turd Burger (22:13:01): :(
Thursday, 26 February 2015
Turd Burger (11:14:15): So weed is legal in DC now. Why can't they just legalize it in a state I would want to live in
Butt Nuggets (11:15:11): It's only legal to trade and grow, not sell
Butt Nuggets (11:15:25): Congress fucked em
Turd Burger (11:15:40): Just trade it for money. Loophole!
Butt Nuggets (11:16:09): \ufffd
Turd Burger (13:13:51): I just accidentally ate part of the lunch of an exec at my company lol
Butt Nuggets (13:14:35): Play it \ufffd
Turd Burger (13:17:13): We all ordered Greek and I took her tzatzeki sauce and ate most of it before I realized it wasn't for me. Now she is going around asking people if they have extra sauce. She's fat so this is all she is talking about. I hid the evidence in my bag and now its filled with yogurt sauce
Fart Ruggiero (13:29:32): Sounds like a fat person story in the making
Turd Burger (13:34:11): I was like "wow, this Greek place gave me so much extra sauce" and then I used some for my sandwich and shit. Then I hear this lady going on and on about how she doesn't have any and it's the best part
Butt Nuggets (13:35:43): I bet she's happy with her new hire
Turd Burger (13:39:57): I also took a huge shit in the only bathroom we have this morning
Butt Nuggets (13:46:25): Atta boy
Friday, 27 February 2015
Krian Barabinchak (15:40:03): What's a better investment putting 1000 on a single number on roullette or investing 1000 in one of Steve's ideas
Butt Nuggets (15:42:55): Honestly, Steve
Butt Nuggets (15:43:31): Better bet is betting black or red
Turd Burger (15:58:07): Hey the free gas idea was genius
Turd Burger (17:24:01): Got the pax
Turd Burger (17:45:27): None
Fart Ruggiero (18:14:52): How is it?
Turd Burger (18:28:38): Still charging
Turd Burger (19:42:39): Update: it is amazing. If Apple made a vaporizer this would be it
Turd Burger (20:19:22): You guys want to come over and try it out?
Fart Ruggiero (20:40:48): Can't tonight
Fart Ruggiero (20:40:53): House of cards
Turd Burger (20:52:16): All good
Tuesday, 03 March 2015
Turd Burger (17:24:18): None
Butt Nuggets (17:26:01): So when one is on a business trip in China, and the other is in NY sleeping, the one in China falls asleep during his meetings
Turd Burger (17:26:49): That's why they don't trust the Chinese
Wednesday, 04 March 2015
Butt Nuggets (13:56:14): Sunny?
Krian Barabinchak (13:56:57): Supposed to snow hard tonight
Butt Nuggets (13:58:05): Then Brian and I will just jerk it into each others chest hair without you
Krian Barabinchak (14:04:33): You know I can't cum with out 6 dudes around or in me
Fart Ruggiero (14:05:25): I should be around
Krian Barabinchak (14:46:00): None
Krian Barabinchak (14:46:03): Why does it just say Asain
Turd Burger (14:46:31): \ufffd
Thursday, 05 March 2015
Krian Barabinchak (07:25:23): Working from home today. Time to get drunk
Turd Burger (07:35:46): I'm debating if I should try and go in or not
Krian Barabinchak (07:40:48): Don't do it Pete. Say you will work from home and just play video games with me
Turd Burger (08:01:28): Awww we yeah
Fart Ruggiero (08:03:13): Let the magic flight be your guide
Turd Burger (08:04:51): I'm a pax boy now
Fart Ruggiero (08:13:24): Oh right right. That thing is really nice
Butt Nuggets (19:40:03): Anything popping tonight cronies?
Turd Burger (20:39:21): I'm snowed in
Fart Ruggiero (20:51:47): I might be around
Friday, 06 March 2015
Butt Nuggets (00:17:37): http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/03/05/391030925/respect-the-robot-giant-robots-oversee-traffic-in-kinshasa?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20150305
Butt Nuggets (00:18:08): This isn't from clickhole.
Saturday, 07 March 2015
Turd Burger (13:22:58): Are you nig nog polywogs doing anything tonight?
Fart Ruggiero (13:34:42): Nerp
Fart Ruggiero (13:35:26): I want to watch Theodore rex. It's a movie about two buddy cops, one us a dinosaur and the other is Whoopi goldberg
Turd Burger (13:50:26): Is it a documentary
Butt Nuggets (13:51:42): Tell me that's real
Fart Ruggiero (13:52:19): It is a real movie
Butt Nuggets (13:52:46): We need to watch that and samurai cop
Fart Ruggiero (13:52:55): It was supposed to be the directors comeback movie and then he left the business after this movie
Butt Nuggets (13:53:21): Wonder why
Fart Ruggiero (13:53:39): Yea I never saw samurai cop. Also they do showings of riki-oh in nyc
Turd Burger (13:57:45): I would watch it
Fart Ruggiero (14:00:58): Ditto
Turd Burger (14:01:33): I would go see Ricky-oh in NYC
Butt Nuggets (14:02:40): Me too.
Butt Nuggets (14:03:52): Serious question\u2026 does your guys' tap water smell? Whenever the hot water runs in my house, shower or just brushing my teeth, the water had an odor and taste? Wondering if it's Edison or just my house
Fart Ruggiero (14:05:26): Let me check
Fart Ruggiero (14:07:59): It seems ok
Sunday, 08 March 2015
Krian Barabinchak (13:49:18): So I cut out booze. And I can't eat after I smoke any more
Butt Nuggets (13:50:02): Wahhh
Fart Ruggiero (13:52:15): That's good I wanna do the same soon
Krian Barabinchak (13:53:11): I gotta get to 205 by August
Krian Barabinchak (13:53:27): We are putting a jits team together
Butt Nuggets (13:53:33): What's the progress so far?
Butt Nuggets (13:53:50): Don't say jits
Krian Barabinchak (13:54:26): My coaches says jits. So I can say it
Krian Barabinchak (13:54:34): And I'm at 265
Butt Nuggets (13:56:18): Jits ain't a hit
Butt Nuggets (13:56:29): Down from what?
Krian Barabinchak (13:59:45): My heaviest was 306
Fart Ruggiero (14:01:09): So like 10 lbs a month 2.5 a week
Krian Barabinchak (14:03:52): Yea
Krian Barabinchak (14:05:29): Low weight hi reps
Butt Nuggets (14:06:00): That's what my momma always said
Krian Barabinchak (14:06:27): You momma is JACKED
Turd Burger (14:31:42): Why lol
Krian Barabinchak (14:32:15): Who why?
Fart Ruggiero (14:32:42): Why what?
Butt Nuggets (14:34:44): When
Krian Barabinchak (14:35:43): How
Turd Burger (14:35:50): Just why in general
Turd Burger (14:36:06): But I was asking why you quit Drinking
Butt Nuggets (14:36:18): Isn't that life's most important question
Krian Barabinchak (14:36:26): Loose te weight
Turd Burger (18:27:25): So I guess you won't celebrate St patty's day?
Krian Barabinchak (19:02:17): Oh fuck that. I get 2 days a years to be an alcoholic. St Paddys and Cinco de Mayo. I quit drinking. I didn't quit being awesome
Tuesday, 10 March 2015
Fart Ruggiero (12:28:03): Zoolander 2 comes out next year
Saturday, 14 March 2015
Krian Barabinchak (09:53:47): Wanna do something tonight. There's a fight tonight
Butt Nuggets (09:58:04): Can't
Turd Burger (11:50:51): Depends when I get home
Sunday, 15 March 2015
Fart Ruggiero (01:45:34): Thai is Gary blog. He was the original fedora. Read the bottom most post "women rule the world? Too late"
Fart Ruggiero (01:45:36): https://web.archive.org/web/20080630001732/http://lostyouthnation.com/kohutscorner.htm
Fart Ruggiero (01:46:11): And also read romance versus idiocy next
Fart Ruggiero (01:47:03): This is honestly gold I'm gonna post this to reddit tomorrow
Krian Barabinchak (08:06:43): I am now a virgin again after reading that
Krian Barabinchak (08:09:05): Been working out for about a week. About to post my first progress selfie.
Krian Barabinchak (08:09:13): I wan your guys approval first
Krian Barabinchak (08:09:27): None
Turd Burger (10:36:16): Mr jingles!
Tuesday, 17 March 2015
Turd Burger (18:13:43): https://vine.co/v/OVw0xueq7jO
Thursday, 19 March 2015
Krian Barabinchak (13:39:44): It's Female Jackie Chan
Friday, 20 March 2015
Krian Barabinchak (09:50:54): How do you tell a girl you just want to use her as a cum dumpster and to not think I care about her in anyway
Fart Ruggiero (09:57:02): Have you considered just lying and telling her what she wants to hear?
Krian Barabinchak (09:57:39): Yea but then it will be harder to bounce later
Turd Burger (10:01:46): It's easy, just stop responding to her texts
Fart Ruggiero (10:02:32): Haha that means you actually care about her
Fart Ruggiero (10:02:55): Gary was right 99.9 percent of men are douche bags who only use women for sex
Krian Barabinchak (10:03:31): Not that I care about her it's more te bitch might stab me
Turd Burger (10:04:21): I am the 1% \ufffd
Turd Burger (10:04:42): As long as you didn't tell her where you live you're good
Fart Ruggiero (10:05:27): Well wait did you stick it in
Krian Barabinchak (10:05:39): She has been to my house. But I drove so she doesn't know the address
Fart Ruggiero (10:06:42): Did you blindfold her? If not and she is crazy she probably has a photographic memory and can recall every turn
Krian Barabinchak (10:07:08): she was drunk
Krian Barabinchak (10:07:13): I'll just fake my death
Turd Burger (10:07:19): Just accept you death. It's the zen way out
Fart Ruggiero (10:07:44): I'd love to hang out but u actually already have plans to die today
Krian Barabinchak (10:08:23): Sorry but my funerals that day
Fart Ruggiero (10:09:26): Just do the Dennis way and separate entirely
Turd Burger (10:41:56): I belive in you marc
Fart Ruggiero (10:47:19): Just pretend to drunk text her the wrong name I fif that for real once and never heard from the girl again
Krian Barabinchak (11:09:46): That's actually brilliant
Krian Barabinchak (20:59:01): You know what bothers me. When I'm watching hard core Gay Bdsm pornigraphic videos and there are jump cuts. Takes me right out if it. I mean why even tie a rope around my neck and attach jumper cable to my nipples if they aren't going to put in the time
Saturday, 21 March 2015
Krian Barabinchak (13:47:37): Y'all niggas wanna do something
Butt Nuggets (13:56:41): Working tonight
Fart Ruggiero (13:57:56): Anyone have a hulu plus account?
Turd Burger (14:00:24): Jessie and I are looking to do something tonight. You guys want to go anywhere?
Krian Barabinchak (14:01:56): I game for am adventure
Fart Ruggiero (14:02:24): Where abouts you wanna go
Krian Barabinchak (16:04:52): I'm game for whateva
Turd Burger (17:11:28): So what's the plan little man
Krian Barabinchak (17:11:44): I'm a big man
Fart Ruggiero (17:12:10): I'm a 5 star man
Krian Barabinchak (17:28:12): 3 at best Brian
Sunday, 22 March 2015
Krian Barabinchak (20:07:33): Going to AC may 27th - 28th. And NONE of you are invited
Turd Burger (20:33:49): \ufffd
Krian Barabinchak (20:37:00): Got the room for 76. I could have gotten one for 36 but I wanted the upgrade
Turd Burger (20:44:02): On mdw? Nice
Krian Barabinchak (20:44:53): It's the weds Thursday
Krian Barabinchak (20:45:17): We are going to Colin Jost and Michael Che
Turd Burger (20:47:31): Oh nice
Krian Barabinchak (20:48:19): If you can get off I say make the trip.
Krian Barabinchak (21:14:25): It's keep. Go take your hoes on a night out
Tuesday, 24 March 2015
Krian Barabinchak (20:32:43): God's not dead is on netflix
Butt Nuggets (20:33:06): What's that
Krian Barabinchak (20:33:25): The movie reddit made fun if last year
Butt Nuggets (20:34:01): Cringe worthy I take it?
Krian Barabinchak (20:35:06): It's actually really good. They made fun of it due to the God part not the it's like the Room part
Turd Burger (20:49:00): I like that it has its own God's Not Dead Theme Song
Turd Burger (20:49:26): *It's
Butt Nuggets (20:50:34): I watched that edge of tomorrow movie last night. I liked it
Butt Nuggets (20:50:47): Thoughts?
Krian Barabinchak (20:51:05): 'Twas a good movie
Krian Barabinchak (20:52:12): Alright Gods not dead is a little heavy handed against liberals
Butt Nuggets (20:52:15): @Turd @Fart @Krian look what I just figured out how to do
Turd Burger (20:52:16): Twis is on Netflix?
Turd Burger (20:52:31): @Butt Nuggets
Butt Nuggets (20:52:32): HBO @Turd Burger
Butt Nuggets (20:53:04): SO BOLD
Fart Ruggiero (21:24:52): Edge of tomorrow is great
Wednesday, 25 March 2015
GroupMe (06:13:17): Krian Barabinchak changed name to Wildcard
Butt Nuggets (13:35:49): Mike Richter is find be at world of beer on Tuesday
Butt Nuggets (13:36:30): Gonna be*
Butt Nuggets (13:36:30): But sure if your bitch asses care, but just throwing it out there
Butt Nuggets (13:36:37): Not sure*
Fart Ruggiero (13:38:11): Mike Richter?
Butt Nuggets (13:38:35): Used to be the goalie for the rangers
Fart Ruggiero (13:38:52): Oh right
Turd Burger (13:40:31): Rangers sux
Fart Ruggiero (13:41:44): Go pats
Wildcard (16:23:36): Arrested development is the crossfit of tv show. It has a cult following. People think it's the greatest thing since bread. People who do it think there lives are way worse with out it but more people hate it then like it. And you just keep telling your friends who don't do it about how great it is.
Butt Nuggets (16:25:13): I don't really know anyone who would day they hate it. Maybe the newest season want that great but who hates the show?
Butt Nuggets (16:25:24): Wasn't
Wildcard (16:35:31): I hate it
Butt Nuggets (16:36:15): Cause you suck worse than sliced bread
Wildcard (16:36:57): You don't suck bread. You fuck it. I like sour dough the best on my dong.
Turd Burger (17:08:58): I honestly have never met anyone who didn't like arrested development
Turd Burger (17:10:21): I don't think more people hate it than like it at all. I mean Netflix shelled out a ton of money to buy the rights for it and produce a season. It's pretty popular
Wildcard (17:45:04): I hate it. And I know a lot of people who dislike like it. I also hate the office
Fart Ruggiero (17:45:21): Well that's just ignorant
Butt Nuggets (17:46:41): You must've scorched your tongue with hot soup or something... Cause son you ain't got no taste
Butt Nuggets (18:46:56): Ben stiller had a new show on comedy Central airing tonight after workaholics. Anyone wanna watch?
Turd Burger (19:14:08): How can someone watch arrested development and say they hate it
Butt Nuggets (19:15:51): They ate hot soup
Turd Burger (19:20:24): That's the only logical explanation
Thursday, 26 March 2015
Fart Ruggiero (08:51:17): Shark tank is coming to rutgers newark. Its next gen biz men's time to shine
Turd Burger (08:54:09): I'm in
Turd Burger (08:54:15): What's the plan
Fart Ruggiero (08:54:40): We make a presentation that's only consists of buzzwords. We never say what we sell or make
Butt Nuggets (09:31:32): Demographics. Profit. Ride share. Profit share. Investment opportunity. Equity. Global. Universal
Wildcard (10:05:42): Viewablitly. Call to action
Fart Ruggiero (10:08:47): Our rate of return for inveators has always been equal to or greater than 0
Wildcard (10:09:20): Low turn over. High sex appeal
Turd Burger (10:24:19): I'm not going to beat around the bush here. We're good. Damn good. What we've got isn't just a product, or an idea, but it's a revolution. It's going to change the face of collaboration, productivity, and production. This will be a platform that will enable synergistic communication between individuals in a manner that has never been capable within the enterprise environment. I'm not asking for much; all I want is to know that you're on board with this revolutionary, global paradigm shift. Mark Cuban, will you give me 50k so I can grow weed in my apartment?
Wildcard (11:45:27): I am asking 59 million or a 1 percent share in my Arby's franchise
Turd Burger (11:48:38): We can locate the city with the highest obesity rate and then open multiple arby's franchises there
Turd Burger (11:49:38): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntington-Ashland-Ironton_metropolitan_area#Demographics
Fart Ruggiero (11:49:54): One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?...ANYWHERE, YOU GET IT ANYWHERE!...Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine and...
Turd Burger (11:50:32): I'm good. damn good
Turd Burger (11:50:33): ol
Turd Burger (11:50:35): lol
Turd Burger (11:52:49): next week i have to tell the managing director of my company that he is dumb for spending a lot of money on a program that doesn't work the way he expects it to
Fart Ruggiero (11:53:20): There's a place called heart attack grill, people over 350 lbs eat for free. Multiple people have died there. so I was thinking we can do something like that
Fart Ruggiero (11:53:29): And good luck with that lol
Turd Burger (11:55:06): that is fantastic
Turd Burger (11:56:24): holy shit, i'm reading the description of this place and it sounds unreal
Fart Ruggiero (11:57:41): I saw it on reddit. The owner wants it to shock people into facing the obesity problem of America
Fart Ruggiero (11:58:17): He even has cremated remains of someone who died in the restaurant. It's crazy.
Turd Burger (11:58:25): i don't know, it looks like he just genuinely is an asshole
Fart Ruggiero (11:58:35): Well he's a rich asshole now
Turd Burger (11:58:51): we should start a restaurant for anorexic people that just serves water
Fart Ruggiero (11:59:12): And next to the toilets are spoons
Fart Ruggiero (11:59:24): In case you double down on your eating disorders
Turd Burger (11:59:52): and we call all the customers fatasses
Turd Burger (12:00:13): "we gotta break em down so we can build em up here at anorexia family bbq"
Fart Ruggiero (12:10:28): Only problem is how do we make money by not serving food
Butt Nuggets (12:11:19): Subscription based revenue model. We have funhouse mirrors that make customers look fat
Fart Ruggiero (12:11:42): Plus we make it exclusive
Fart Ruggiero (12:11:50): 110 lbs or under only
Butt Nuggets (12:11:51): We use different mirrors each session to consistently provide different self image
Fart Ruggiero (12:12:21): I think this idea is worse than heart attack grill lol
Butt Nuggets (12:12:34): Pussy
Fart Ruggiero (12:13:00): I'm not saying I wouldn't exploit a mental disease for profit I'm still a capitalist
Friday, 27 March 2015
Butt Nuggets (08:04:08): What are my nogs up to this fine evening?
Butt Nuggets (08:04:38): Cause I ain't working for a change
Fart Ruggiero (08:17:12): I'm free
Turd Burger (08:31:22): My parents are coming to NJ tonight but I'm prob free
Butt Nuggets (08:31:53): Plus, parents just don't understand
Fart Ruggiero (08:32:47): I just want to tomagochi mom jeez
Turd Burger (08:33:15): It's not a phase mom. This is who I am
Turd Burger (10:26:01): 1:03am. An officer is responding to a reported break-in at Drake's house. "Is anything missing?" The officer asks. Drake stares out of a broken window and sighs. "Her."
Turd Burger (10:26:58): "It's time for an eye exam. Read the letters." Drake sits down, reading "U, V, W." He stutters, "X." A stream of tears fall to his satchel.
Butt Nuggets (10:27:05): You could be a novelist, Peter
Butt Nuggets (10:27:47): Your words\u2026 they move me
Turd Burger (10:28:05): Battery's low. Drake plugs in his iPhone and it asks "Trust this computer?" He takes a moment and sighs, "I don't know who to trust anymore."
Butt Nuggets (10:28:12): More than drake's ever could
Turd Burger (10:28:28): well he is part bird
Butt Nuggets (10:29:06): That a Jew joke? Cause we got beaks
Butt Nuggets (10:29:12): Racist
Fart Ruggiero (10:29:47): There's a twitter account full of these it's amazing
Turd Burger (10:29:51): You feathered juden
Turd Burger (10:30:12): also josh do you listen to earl sweatshirt
Butt Nuggets (10:30:16): I like it
Butt Nuggets (10:30:37): I haven't listed to any OF but I'd probably like them
Turd Burger (10:30:55): yeah OF is dead now. but earl's new album came out a few days ago and it's great
Butt Nuggets (10:30:58): He has a new album, right?
Turd Burger (10:31:06): yeah i love it. it's on youtube, i think you'd like it
Butt Nuggets (10:31:15): the group spilt up?
GroupMe (10:31:30): Butt Nuggets changed name to Feathered Juden
Turd Burger (10:31:32): well they're all just doing their own thing now and they don't really hang out anymore
Turd Burger (10:31:50): they haven't done a release in a few years so they're unofficially dead
Feathered Juden (10:31:57): Ah. They're not doing their tv show anymore then
Turd Burger (10:32:09): yeah it seems to be over
Turd Burger (10:32:33): jasper said he just did the show so he could pay off his car and buy weed lol
Feathered Juden (10:33:01): He make music too?
Turd Burger (10:33:27): not really. he has a verse in a few of tyler's songs and they are all trash
Fart Ruggiero (10:38:09): None
Turd Burger (10:38:28): lol
Fart Ruggiero (10:45:49): Shopping mall. Drake watches as children sit on Santa's lap.\n"What do you want for Christmas, young boy?" \n"Another chance," Drake thinks.
Feathered Juden (11:11:00): Zach and I went and sat on Santa's lap a few years ago. I asked for a saddle, and diamond-tipped belt sander, and rhinoceros tranquilizer
Turd Burger (11:44:19): Did Santa have a bone?
Turd Burger (11:44:27): Boner
Feathered Juden (11:47:11): Semi
Fart Ruggiero (12:58:42): Anyone ever find charges on their debit card they didn't make
Feathered Juden (12:59:22): Debit, no
Feathered Juden (12:59:44): Have you spoken to Steve
Fart Ruggiero (12:59:58): I started getting recurring payments last month for magazines I don't get. And I actually heavily suspect him because the magazines are in our house
Turd Burger (13:00:03): Yea it happened to me when target got hacked like a year or two ago. Had to get a new card but it was no big deal
Fart Ruggiero (13:00:31): I only realized it today though. Gotcha I did get a new card in the last 6 months though
Feathered Juden (13:09:52): Steve is stealing from you boy
Feathered Juden (13:33:28): None
Fart Ruggiero (13:44:43): Are you there now?
Feathered Juden (13:51:51): Walking by
Feathered Juden (13:52:20): Watching my mom speak on a panel at Columbia in a few hours
Fart Ruggiero (13:58:10): About what?
Feathered Juden (14:17:53): Careers in biostatistics
Fart Ruggiero (14:25:36): Why don't you follow in her footstepa
Fart Ruggiero (14:25:40): Footsteps
Feathered Juden (14:26:04): I'd rather do polisci
Feathered Juden (14:30:56): At Columbia. And legacy is still a thing at ivy leagues I'd assume
Turd Burger (15:05:55): Get it
Feathered Juden (15:09:44): Legacy at Yale and Columbia, so I'm gonna try and game the system.
Fart Ruggiero (15:13:42): You're dad or mom went to yale?
Feathered Juden (15:17:39): Grandpa. Dad's dad
Fart Ruggiero (15:20:24): Ah nice
GroupMe (15:21:19): Turd Burger changed name to Tendies Boi
Tendies Boi (15:21:34): Dad's dad's dad's dad
Feathered Juden (18:50:21): Should be home before 9. What's crack a lackin?
Tendies Boi (20:10:31): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kie9sdDG1Ko
Saturday, 28 March 2015
Wildcard (17:30:08): Wanna do something tonigh
Tendies Boi (17:30:30): I'll be in NYC tonight
Wildcard (17:31:34): No you won't. I disabled all mass transit
Tendies Boi (17:32:02): Chris Christie already tried that
Wildcard (17:32:39): Yea but I'm even louder and fatter.
Wildcard (17:32:45): So I can get the job done
Tendies Boi (17:33:11): OK kid you're in
Sunday, 29 March 2015
Tendies Boi (09:08:31): http://www.nj.com/middlesex/index.ssf/2015/03/rutgers_student_dropped_acid_stabbed_friend_cops.html
Feathered Juden (12:58:27): Huang did wrong
Wildcard (13:51:22): You need a trip supervisor
Feathered Juden (13:52:21): Let's write a trip advisor post for all the different hallucinogens
Wildcard (14:05:52): Can we make that website
Wildcard (14:06:00): Trip advisor
Feathered Juden (14:08:54): May get a cease and desist
Feathered Juden (14:09:26): Unless \u2026 tripsadvisor.com is available
Tendies Boi (14:33:03): Well they have those guides on erowid
Tendies Boi (22:29:49): Walking dead finale was great
Tuesday, 31 March 2015
Wildcard (13:28:45): Remember that time Brian was an idiot. Good time
Wildcard (13:29:01): None
Tendies Boi (14:41:41): He looks like a Spartan warrior though
Fart Ruggiero (14:42:54): Impressive
Wildcard (15:48:59): Spartan warriors. Hang around a lot of dudes wearing leather thongs and mandales. Yea sounds like Brian
Wildcard (15:49:11): None
Thursday, 02 April 2015
Fart Ruggiero (14:09:07): Nick and John almost fought today
Fart Ruggiero (20:16:31): None
Tendies Boi (20:53:36): That's my dad at Starbucks
Fart Ruggiero (20:54:15): That's me whenever I don't get a coffee
Tendies Boi (20:55:45): Frappucinos are the bee's knees but I feel stupid ordering them
Friday, 03 April 2015
Wildcard (11:08:46): There is a guy at my office that just sings all day.
Feathered Juden (11:10:09): He sing his presentations and when talking to his clients?
Wildcard (11:10:53): No he is in billing so no presentations or clients
Fart Ruggiero (11:11:07): How's his voice tho
Wildcard (11:12:38): Ehh
Fart Ruggiero (11:18:40): What about his taste in songs what's he singing
Tendies Boi (11:19:49): what about his hair
Tendies Boi (11:19:55): tell me about his hairstyle
Fart Ruggiero (11:20:18): I want to know the man behind the music
Wildcard (12:36:05): He name is Kaydeer Youngblood. (actual last name)
Wildcard (12:36:17): Very black on all accounts
Wildcard (12:50:43): Getting out at 3 today
Tendies Boi (12:51:02): Thanks Jesus
Feathered Juden (12:51:42): Abraham*
Saturday, 04 April 2015
Wildcard (14:10:14): Niggas wanna go ham for Jesus
Feathered Juden (14:11:23): Working
Wildcard (14:11:48): Let's visit josh
Feathered Juden (14:12:44): I'll treat all of you like the shit you are.
Wildcard (14:13:15): So better then normal
Feathered Juden (14:14:41): Nope. The same
Tendies Boi (14:18:38): I'll go to WOB tomorrow lol
Feathered Juden (14:22:58): In that case, the other employees can yay you all like the shit you are
Feathered Juden (14:23:08): Praise Jebus
Feathered Juden (14:23:16): Treat*
Tendies Boi (16:03:22): I'm going to bring my own beer and complain about the selection
Feathered Juden (16:23:22): Complain we don't carry your beer that you brewed at home
Sunday, 05 April 2015
Fart Ruggiero (12:41:37): Happy Easter everyone especially you josh. Jesus couldn't raise from the dead with you killing him first.
Fart Ruggiero (12:41:46): Without&
Fart Ruggiero (12:41:49): *
Feathered Juden (14:01:32): He never actually died. Just learned to fly
Wildcard (14:02:39): Um Actually it's a sustained hover not flying
Feathered Juden (15:34:09): What are my nig nogs doing today?
Tendies Boi (15:34:57): Niggin and noggin
Feathered Juden (15:36:09): Everyone done with Jesus shit? Trying to do something?
Feathered Juden (15:39:11): None
Fart Ruggiero (15:44:37): Is that zach
Feathered Juden (15:45:03): You'll have to come find out
Tendies Boi (15:52:06): Those are some Zach nips. Give him a tip, to protect that nip
Wildcard (16:04:38): I'll be done around 6
Wildcard (19:12:48): I'm free meow
Tuesday, 07 April 2015
Tendies Boi (21:38:49): None
Feathered Juden (21:41:30): For Rainman, it really was raining men for the better half of a decade
Thursday, 09 April 2015
Fart Ruggiero (08:54:15): What has two thumbs and a new job starting next week? This guy
Wildcard (08:57:36): You got the phone sex operator job. Congrats
Wildcard (08:57:53): I'm not here Saturday. So celebrate Friday or next week?
Tendies Boi (08:58:37): Congrats. What's the job?
Fart Ruggiero (09:01:29): It's at thus accounting firm that's starting to branch into actuarial stuff.
Fart Ruggiero (09:01:36): This*
Tendies Boi (09:01:46): Awesome you landed a role in your field too
Tendies Boi (09:03:34): So where is the job
Fart Ruggiero (09:23:42): It's on main street in Woodbridge
Tendies Boi (09:31:32): Nice, that's an easy commute. Welcome to corporate america lol
Wildcard (10:25:03): Ask for a 401 K day one or you walk
Tendies Boi (10:25:25): Well most companies do that lol
Wildcard (10:25:40): Mines 6 months
Wildcard (10:26:08): Bit I already got a hefty stock portfolio so they can suck it those nerds
Tendies Boi (10:27:12): Ask for a corner office and a secretary
Wildcard (10:27:51): Two secretaries. An old one who is cranky as good at her job and a hot one to bang
Fart Ruggiero (10:32:22): I'm not working here not because I need you but because you need me. I'm not gonna mince words cause I respect you too much. I'm the best there is at what I do and I expect to be compensated as such. So I guess the only real question is, when can I start?
Tendies Boi (10:35:48): Ya got the job kid
Fart Ruggiero (13:32:28): http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/04/09/holborn_fire_outage_could_have_covered_200m_jewelry_heist_says_excopper/
Fart Ruggiero (13:32:35): Some gta heist shit here
Wildcard (13:46:46): I was in the States the whole time you can't prove shit. I will just sit on my toilet of diamonds
Tendies Boi (14:44:44): http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/get-whole-online-experience-trying-our-internet-si-2151?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook#1,
Fart Ruggiero (19:48:46): That's amazing
Fart Ruggiero (19:48:51): It's so real
Fart Ruggiero (19:52:55): I just watched the finale for 2 and a half men and it's the absolute worst way to end a show
Wildcard (20:55:26): I'll be on soon
Fart Ruggiero (20:55:44): Cool beans
Wildcard (21:09:08): On
Wildcard (21:14:27): Way to quit out
Fart Ruggiero (21:14:42): Just joined Petes that's ain't no crime
Fart Ruggiero (21:14:49): Join his and our party
Friday, 10 April 2015
Feathered Juden (00:59:01): So kumail nanjiani and the lead guy on silicon valley were just at world of beer. They bought me a shot of jack
Wildcard (05:35:15): I would have thrown it back in there face and said but me one when you are TJ miller
Tendies Boi (07:14:44): Are they funny in real life
Feathered Juden (07:34:30): The white guy was definitely a bit odd
Tendies Boi (07:34:45): Fucking white devil
Feathered Juden (07:34:52): Upsettingly normal
Fart Ruggiero (07:56:55): That's awesome you get a picture or something?
Wildcard (08:19:33): Pics or it didn't happen
Feathered Juden (11:24:17): No picture. Didn't want to bother then anymore than I already did.
Feathered Juden (11:24:35): Before they left I asked how they got their start
Tendies Boi (11:27:33): What did they say?
Tendies Boi (11:27:55): "We wrote dick biting movies"
Feathered Juden (11:29:07): Lol. The guy Tom has been in pretty much every improv thing there is. Toronto, then second city in Chicago, then ucb in NY, then ucb in LA
Feathered Juden (11:29:30): He's been at it a while
Tendies Boi (11:29:35): Yea that sounds about right
Feathered Juden (13:46:45): If women are truly going to be treated as equals, we need to instill in them from a young age the need to rip ass in public
Saturday, 11 April 2015
Feathered Juden (13:57:45): What's doin my nogs?
Monday, 13 April 2015
Fart Ruggiero (16:44:13): None
Tendies Boi (16:44:36): Lol
Fart Ruggiero (16:44:56): Found on 4chan. Idk why I found it hilarious lol
Feathered Juden (16:45:58): Cause you're hardly working
Fart Ruggiero (16:46:26): I wish. Speaking of which I'm gonna pick up for 420 this weekend if anyone wants anything
Tendies Boi (16:46:35): Oh hell yea
Tendies Boi (16:46:39): How's the new job btw
Fart Ruggiero (16:47:03): That I start on Thursday still doing the daily manual labor grind till then
Tendies Boi (16:49:22): Another day another dollar
Fart Ruggiero (16:52:36): That's the motto
Wildcard (16:57:54): I want in as well
Tendies Boi (17:01:05): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Tendies Boi (17:01:08): \ufffd\u270c
Fart Ruggiero (17:06:50): Aight get me the money this week I'll go Saturday I think. 40 a eighth
Wildcard (17:07:08): Aight
Wildcard (17:07:20): Do you take sexual favors
Tendies Boi (17:07:22): OK sounds good. I'll probably get another quarter
Fart Ruggiero (17:07:34): So a half total
Wildcard (17:07:57): Aight
Tendies Boi (17:36:05): K cool
Wednesday, 15 April 2015
Fart Ruggiero (09:23:57): None
Thursday, 16 April 2015
Feathered Juden (11:29:48): How's the new job @Fart Ruggiero ?
Fart Ruggiero (11:30:20): I'm an excel monkey so far and I don't mind at all lol.
Feathered Juden (11:30:40): What're they paying you?
Tendies Boi (11:33:44): The real question is, is it better than Kumon
Feathered Juden (11:34:07): Even better question, who's down for HBO on Sunday?
Tendies Boi (11:42:05): Yo soy
Fart Ruggiero (11:42:10): Yea it is. 12 an hour for 2 months and then hopefully I'll be offered a higher payed salaried position.
Fart Ruggiero (11:42:17): Y yo soy tambien.
Feathered Juden (11:44:17): \ufffd
Feathered Juden (11:44:33): Why isn't there a Mexican cholo emoji
Feathered Juden (11:44:36): That's racist
Wildcard (12:23:03): \ufffd
Wildcard (12:27:05): So Brian's the fall guy
Wildcard (12:27:12): At his job right
Feathered Juden (12:28:46): I saw that emoji, and thought, that could be a cholo, but it could also be a hipster
Wildcard (12:57:42): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Feathered Juden (12:58:19): White women in LA?
Feathered Juden (12:58:41): Specifically, porn stars
Fart Ruggiero (13:00:03): Oh josh did you slip it in last night
Feathered Juden (13:00:49): Nah. I thought she had broken up with her boyfriend. Give it a week
Fart Ruggiero (13:04:02): That stupid bitch
Fart Ruggiero (13:04:18): Didn't she know the reason you invited her for a drink was to bang her
Feathered Juden (13:04:49): She invited me
Feathered Juden (13:05:09): \U0001f449\U0001f44a
Fart Ruggiero (18:30:40): What are you guys doing tomorrow?
Feathered Juden (18:40:05): Work
Saturday, 18 April 2015
Tendies Boi (10:21:50): You guys want to go to Bally's on May 30th - 31st? Its 60 a person if you guys are down
Wildcard (10:24:47): Saturday to Sunday?
Tendies Boi (10:30:23): Yerp
Feathered Juden (12:24:11): What's going on tonight?
Tendies Boi (12:49:17): Jessie and I are going hiking this evening but are free after that
Tendies Boi (12:59:47): If you guys you can
Wildcard (13:21:05): I'm free.
Fart Ruggiero (13:31:40): Whatcha guys wanna do
Feathered Juden (13:32:53): It all
Tendies Boi (16:02:28): Whatever
Wildcard (16:24:19): I'll be home from Hoboken around 7
Fart Ruggiero (16:35:49): I'll be free after steve makes dinner
Wildcard (17:30:10): So never
Tendies Boi (17:33:42): Lol
Fart Ruggiero (17:39:56): I'll be free around 7
Tendies Boi (17:40:20): Probably 8 for me
Fart Ruggiero (19:26:43): So what's the dealio
Feathered Juden (19:27:24): I'm hungry
Wildcard (19:27:43): I dunno
Feathered Juden (19:29:36): Risk?
Feathered Juden (19:30:47): And fart jokes. And more irreverent humor
Fart Ruggiero (19:32:23): Haleys here. Down for whatever.
Wildcard (19:32:46): I wanna go ham
Feathered Juden (19:32:52): Fart jokes it is
Tendies Boi (19:36:22): Ham huh?
Fart Ruggiero (19:41:25): Well I'm cool with whatever
Tendies Boi (19:41:55): Same. Just gotta shower and then I can come to Edison
Fart Ruggiero (19:42:05): My mom is teaching my brother to cook a meal for dinner. Me and haley turned it into a drinking game.
Tendies Boi (19:42:15): I'm in
Fart Ruggiero (19:42:53): He's gonna have to cook tomorrow your should all come to watch him
Feathered Juden (19:43:28): Why are you not filming this?
Feathered Juden (19:46:49): I'm just getting dinner right now, then showering when I get back
Fart Ruggiero (19:50:29): Kk. Haley said she's down with risk as long as she's not on my team.
Wildcard (20:00:51): I'll be over soon
Fart Ruggiero (20:05:29): Kk
Tendies Boi (20:05:40): So no ham?
Fart Ruggiero (20:05:52): Do you not remember risk brian
Tendies Boi (20:13:01): Jessie's here and she doesn't know how to play so we're gonna pass. We can go out after though if you guys want to
Fart Ruggiero (20:13:19): We can just go out
Feathered Juden (20:13:43): Risk wasn't set in stone. I'm down for whatever
Feathered Juden (20:18:28): Where would you want to go?
Tendies Boi (20:25:32): Ummm doesn't mattrt
Tendies Boi (20:25:35): Matter
Tendies Boi (20:32:37): A bar in Edison or some thing? Idk
Fart Ruggiero (20:37:12): I'm down for that
Fart Ruggiero (20:37:19): Sals it is
Feathered Juden (20:37:45): O boy
Fart Ruggiero (20:42:47): Brickhouse or fox or something else? Just spitnalling here
Feathered Juden (20:44:33): Not many places to choose from
Feathered Juden (20:44:46): Fox at least has pool tables
Fart Ruggiero (20:46:58): Well me haley and marc are here come through when you guys are free
Tendies Boi (20:47:26): Ok be over in a bit
Feathered Juden (20:47:27): Can we ever really be free
Fart Ruggiero (20:47:42): Damn josh
Feathered Juden (20:48:37): Trust me on this, I'm a Jew. We know free
Tendies Boi (21:00:10): Leaving now
Fart Ruggiero (21:02:56): Eta?
Tendies Boi (21:04:16): 20
Fart Ruggiero (21:05:14): K
Sunday, 19 April 2015
Feathered Juden (12:39:53): Marc alive?
Wildcard (12:40:49): No Marc only Zulu
Feathered Juden (15:35:04): HBO tonight, right?
Fart Ruggiero (15:35:42): Games of thrones hell yea
Tendies Boi (15:56:38): My brother just started watching the wire. He just came into my room and said I ain't no country ass nigga
Fart Ruggiero (15:57:08): Nigga trying to pimp me over a candy bar
Fart Ruggiero (15:57:52): Also the eagle has landed if you catch my drift
Tendies Boi (16:01:42): I'm gonna come pick up the eagle and smoke it like a cigarette
GroupMe (16:02:47): Fart Ruggiero changed name to Ronald McDonald
Monday, 20 April 2015
Tendies Boi (12:37:31): No 420 stuff for me today folks
Ronald McDonald (12:54:05): Why?
Tendies Boi (12:54:34): I think I'm getting fired tomorrow lol. Gotta job hunt now
Ronald McDonald (12:57:12): What makes you say that?
Feathered Juden (12:57:32): You made racist jokes, didn't you
Tendies Boi (12:58:13): I've been fucking up consistently for 2 months and my boss just told me again today how bad I'm doing. Then scheduled a meeting tomorrow morning. Best case scenario I get a final warning but it doesn't look good
Feathered Juden (12:59:01): In the hunt, just say the company in posting the job and in the interview grossly misstated the necessary qualifications
Tendies Boi (12:59:07): In retrospect this job might not be a good fit but damn do I feel like a loser
Tendies Boi (12:59:23): That might work. I'm probably going to leave this off my resume
Ronald McDonald (18:00:06): None
Tendies Boi (18:20:17): So who wants to buy a quarter for 50 lol
Ronald McDonald (18:23:38): I'll take it lol. Or marc you wanna split it?
Tendies Boi (18:24:15): It includes a free bong for 10 more dollars! What a steal
Ronald McDonald (18:25:43): I def need a piece
Tuesday, 21 April 2015
Feathered Juden (14:46:03): So Petey\u2026
Tendies Boi (14:52:11): I ain't fired but its a final warning. Gotta start job hunting tonight
Ronald McDonald (15:00:29): Time to start dobis
Feathered Juden (15:01:48): Let's start a company that helps start ups write more captivating pitches and business proposals
Tendies Boi (15:09:21): And we call it "Pitches Ain't Shit"
Feathered Juden (15:10:45): Pitch please
Feathered Juden (15:12:43): The name doing.biz is available
Ronald McDonald (15:19:58): Buy it josh
Feathered Juden (15:20:47): It's open for auction
Feathered Juden (15:20:57): I'm totally going to make an offer
Tendies Boi (15:21:09): $500,000
Feathered Juden (15:21:54): Is at $60 now. I'd totally throw down $100
Tendies Boi (15:27:21): What about bizboys.us
Feathered Juden (15:29:47): But doing.biz is dobis
Ronald McDonald (15:32:07): Nextgen.biz/men?
Ronald McDonald (15:32:27): Women gave their own homepage
Ronald McDonald (15:32:32): Have*
Feathered Juden (15:34:41): Not available
Ronald McDonald (15:35:32): Damn
Tendies Boi (15:56:33): Wait we can't get that?
Feathered Juden (15:57:03): Doing.biz, yes
Feathered Juden (15:57:18): So long as the bid we place is accepted by the owner
Tendies Boi (15:59:14): But not nextgen.biz?
Feathered Juden (15:59:39): Correct
Wildcard (16:06:02): It's 25 a piece
Wildcard (16:06:09): I'll throw in
Wildcard (16:06:19): But I want this to make us famous
Feathered Juden (16:06:50): Its at 60. I'll bid 80 first
Tendies Boi (16:28:14): What would we do once we pay far out the ass for this site?
Feathered Juden (16:28:42): PR
Ronald McDonald (16:31:52): Business ethics
Wildcard (16:53:18): Business advice
Wildcard (16:53:25): Just terrible all round
Tendies Boi (16:54:01): What if we made this into a legitimate brand
Wildcard (16:54:21): If comedy
Feathered Juden (16:54:46): I am serious
Feathered Juden (16:55:22): Serious business with a comedic edge.
Tendies Boi (16:55:49): But what business
Wildcard (16:56:20): We have no experience expect being assholes
Feathered Juden (16:57:03): Businesses hire us as consultants
Feathered Juden (16:57:18): PR consultants
Feathered Juden (16:57:28): Creative consultants
Feathered Juden (16:58:00): Anything. Doesn't matter. Hire us if you want to. We don't care
Tendies Boi (16:58:29): Are you expecting people to really hire us lol
Feathered Juden (16:59:25): It'll take some networking with and some work with Google AdWords, but yes
Wednesday, 22 April 2015
Tendies Boi (11:33:18): We should seriously consider NGBM as a brand
Feathered Juden (11:36:03): Like t-shirts and stuff or lifestyle brand
Feathered Juden (11:36:07): I'm game
Wildcard (11:36:24): I'll advise, just send me my check when we make money
Tendies Boi (11:36:26): Lifestyle brand
Feathered Juden (11:36:47): Let's do it
Feathered Juden (11:36:58): We need a good website though
Tendies Boi (11:37:03): Its a brand for douchey business majors
Feathered Juden (11:37:20): Fake blog posts about job interviews
Wildcard (11:37:46): Are we comedy for the business world
Wildcard (11:38:43): Also I made the logo in GTA creator. So if you like it we can use it
Feathered Juden (11:38:49): We're whatever people want us to be. Business is our business
Feathered Juden (11:39:11): B.I.O.B.
Wildcard (11:41:15): None
Tendies Boi (11:41:22): We would need to work on digital content, videos, viral marketing, etc
Tendies Boi (11:44:21): I wasn't thinking of like a college humor type thing. More of an actual brand
Feathered Juden (11:46:56): Come humor is a brand though. I would hope you intend for there to be comedy at the core of the brand
Feathered Juden (11:47:05): College*
Tendies Boi (11:47:38): Oh yea obviously but I didn't envision just making a bunch of funny videos
Feathered Juden (11:50:24): I'm imagining each of us contributing to a blog, where we each have our own special interests. Like I might have tech, Marc had video games and pop stuff, you get the idea. Then we sell t-shirts and stuff with stupid variations on our name/logo. And if cost funny videos as well
Feathered Juden (11:50:42): Of course*
Feathered Juden (11:53:15): We should interview successful business men and maybe, maybe women
Feathered Juden (11:53:53): Brian's dad. Confront him with your rage comic and let him know he's internet cartoon famous
Feathered Juden (11:54:14): My dad. He was in prison for business
Tendies Boi (11:54:28): Prison interviews
Feathered Juden (11:55:02): Before you got caught, how successful were you
Feathered Juden (11:55:14): Where's your gold hidden?
Ronald McDonald (11:55:43): Where's your dirty jew gold old man?
Feathered Juden (11:56:15): Where's your holocaust tattoo
Tendies Boi (12:00:48): How can I get one
Ronald McDonald (12:04:34): Seriously though I do like the idea
Ronald McDonald (12:04:44): Did you buy the domain yet? I'd pay a quarter of it
Feathered Juden (12:07:25): It's up for auction, doing.biz that is
Feathered Juden (12:07:43): We could just but nextgenbizmen.com
Wildcard (12:09:39): I say nextgenbizmen
Ronald McDonald (12:10:52): Ditto
Feathered Juden (12:11:43): We can throw a bid out for the first one, it ends mid June. If we don't get it, we can buy ngbm. In the meantime, we can work on the website and material
Ronald McDonald (12:12:09): Who's our CTO
Tendies Boi (12:12:53): Why not .biz
Ronald McDonald (12:13:20): Nextgenbizmen.biz?
Wildcard (12:13:47): I say .com
Feathered Juden (12:14:28): I'd go .com as well
Tendies Boi (12:14:49): I wish there was a .men
Feathered Juden (12:15:02): Already looked it up
Feathered Juden (12:15:06): There isn't
Ronald McDonald (12:15:11): Damn
Thursday, 23 April 2015
Ronald McDonald (10:08:00): Shotty CFO
Tendies Boi (10:08:39): I'm DTF
Ronald McDonald (10:16:38): Our resident prostitute
Ronald McDonald (10:22:56): None
Tendies Boi (10:27:04): I'm here to enterTAYNE ya
Ronald McDonald (11:59:32): Josh you remember that seinfeld where George was caught taking cake out of the trash
Feathered Juden (12:00:01): Of course. Did the rooskie do that?
Ronald McDonald (12:01:53): I just did the same at work and got caught. It was a paper coffe cup on top u grabbed because I didn't want to waste another. Right before I grab it a guy comes in the door behind me. I know he saw. I didn't turn around.
Feathered Juden (12:02:47): You filthy animal. Buy a mug you joo
Ronald McDonald (12:03:36): I'll buy one that says world's best boss to assert my dominance
Feathered Juden (12:04:18): Buy one that says, "I'm expendable."
Ronald McDonald (12:05:18): "Please give me a full time offer I'll do anything." And on the other side it'll say "anything ;)"
Tendies Boi (12:05:25): So you're there for a week and already eating out of the trash
Ronald McDonald (12:05:45): I've been eating out the trash since day 1
Ronald McDonald (12:08:09): I was looking how to play snake on excel and instead found a ehow on drawing a freehand snake in excel and pasting a clipart snake head on it
Feathered Juden (12:17:44): Time well spent
Tendies Boi (12:23:57): He's pacing himself
Ronald McDonald (12:24:20): I have a lot of down time
Ronald McDonald (12:24:37): I'll start on ngbms finances
Tendies Boi (12:31:26): Don't fuck around on downtime. Ask for additional tasks
Tendies Boi (12:32:49): Learn excel macros, shit like that. You don't want to get fired like I did lol
Ronald McDonald (12:33:14): I do have some stuff to do I was on lunch. And yea I was looking that up before tried doing some ruler project problems in excel
Ronald McDonald (12:33:23): And you're actually fired?
Ronald McDonald (12:33:49): Euler project*
Tendies Boi (12:37:51): I got a final warning. I would be EXTREMELY surprised if I was kept on past April
Feathered Juden (12:51:15): Collect unemployment for a little bit and we'll get stated on NGBM
Tendies Boi (12:53:34): I'll be applying nonstop because I need a job lol. But I'm thinking I'll be unemployed for at least a month. Probably can't get unemployment unless I get fired (I'll ask to resign so I can save face)
Feathered Juden (12:54:18): Correct. Cannot collect unless you're fired
Tendies Boi (12:54:31): It sucks a lot to get let go, but I hate this job anyway and I have enough savings to be OK for a little while.
Ronald McDonald (12:57:59): Would you get some severenve if you got fired vs quitting?
Feathered Juden (13:00:39): Doubtful
Tendies Boi (13:04:37): No lol
Tendies Boi (13:05:17): But I'll get a final paycheck so that's good. I will probably have a job by July I think if I get started now
Friday, 24 April 2015
Wildcard (10:27:06): I won free bowling for 20 people
Ronald McDonald (10:39:11): Now we just need 16 more friends
Wildcard (10:58:49): None of you are invited. I just wanted to let you know that's you dig teach my top 20
Ronald McDonald (14:26:23): I'm hurt
Ronald McDonald (14:26:41): Also all of you are invited to loris graduation party
Ronald McDonald (14:27:12): Josh now is your time to finally seal the deal with barbeito
Tendies Boi (14:28:04): The seal deal?
Ronald McDonald (14:28:39): You get some tongue action, a t-job
GroupMe (14:35:34): Feathered Juden changed the group's name to More Unprotected Butt Sex
Feathered Juden (14:36:51): When's the party?
Ronald McDonald (14:37:42): Josh is thirsty
Wildcard (15:33:54): Will there be more bitches
GroupMe (15:40:40): Wildcard changed the group's avatar
Ronald McDonald (15:45:53): I assume but I'd have to ask lori
Ronald McDonald (15:46:57): Shotty Kyle2Cool
Feathered Juden (17:17:29): I'm serving ray rice right now
Wildcard (17:18:10): Tell him he has a solid run game
Ronald McDonald (17:18:10): Ask him if he likes his eggs beaten
Wildcard (17:18:25): But should work on his arm
Wildcard (17:18:34): Needs to throw in a flee flicker
Ronald McDonald (17:18:50): His backhand could use a little work
Ronald McDonald (17:19:17): He still can't play in the NFL as of now right
Ronald McDonald (17:19:44): He's suspended still indefinitely?
Wildcard (18:15:02): He will be back this season
Tendies Boi (20:59:23): these are my new favorite thing\nhttp://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/its-your-first-day-new-high-school-can-you-become--2233?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook#1,
Ronald McDonald (21:37:28): That one is hilarious. Ormul is the man
Tendies Boi (21:37:55): you are in ormul's world now
Tendies Boi (21:38:49): here is the intercom. it is the mouth of the wall
Tendies Boi (21:38:49): lol
Saturday, 25 April 2015
Wildcard (14:29:43): Ben Lin has a fedora, vest and dog tags in his profile picture.
Tendies Boi (14:33:42): None
Feathered Juden (14:34:02): Classy
Feathered Juden (14:35:01): So the doing.biz auction ends in 48 days. I'm gonna hold off placing a bid, watch and see if other people place any, and play it by ear
Feathered Juden (14:37:58): Should I purchase something else for the time being, nextgenbizmen.com
Feathered Juden (14:38:18): We can always port whatever site we build to a new domain
Ronald McDonald (14:44:47): Nextgenbizmen.com yea get that
Feathered Juden (14:47:17): Just found this via Twitter. Ngbm.net
Feathered Juden (14:51:55): I just found the greatest thing ever
Feathered Juden (14:52:00): https://nextgenbizman.wordpress.com
Feathered Juden (14:58:23): This guy is doing for real what we want to do as a joke
Wildcard (15:39:12): That guy seems like the guy to sue over everything
Feathered Juden (15:39:39): Probably
Wildcard (15:42:49): \nDi get the domain and she him
Wildcard (15:59:05): Who wants to do something tonight
Tendies Boi (16:00:26): I'm in Philly tonight
Wildcard (16:00:45): No one likes philly
Tendies Boi (16:00:59): The gang does
Feathered Juden (16:01:57): I think they just deal with it
Feathered Juden (16:02:05): Like is a strong word
Ronald McDonald (16:05:03): Staying over at haleys this communion party is outta control
Feathered Juden (16:05:19): Go on
Ronald McDonald (16:14:43): Blood of christ is flowing
Ronald McDonald (18:19:00): I'm actually pretty fucked up for a communion party lol
Tendies Boi (18:25:17): That's what Jesus said
Ronald McDonald (18:36:07): We're on the traditional second blunt of a communion party
Tendies Boi (18:56:59): Well they do say that Jesus alone is the most high
Tendies Boi (21:34:06): I'm at mac's tavern. There is a big picture of the gang here and a few others but otherwise it is normal
Feathered Juden (21:35:06): Is it like that bar in the award episode?
Tendies Boi (21:36:40): Its an unremarkable bar save the few pictures of the gang
Tendies Boi (21:37:15): There is one pic of the gang and one of Dee and then thats it
Tendies Boi (21:37:58): The waiter said he saw Mac here once in his year of working herw
Sunday, 26 April 2015
Ronald McDonald (06:55:37): That's too bad. I did hear when it opened danny devito was there and had to be carried out lol
Ronald McDonald (10:59:20): Basketball or tennis later?
Feathered Juden (11:13:17): Busy
Tendies Boi (11:15:13): Gotta apply for jobs today
Feathered Juden (11:36:59): If I'm back in time, HBO?
Ronald McDonald (11:37:06): Yarp
Tendies Boi (22:23:25): http://www.theonion.com/articles/white-male-privilege-squandered-on-job-at-best-buy,35835/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:Week1:Default&recirc=fantasy-sports
Monday, 27 April 2015
Ronald McDonald (20:57:21): None
Feathered Juden (20:58:45): Gaba ghoul, the Italian ghost busters
Tuesday, 28 April 2015
Feathered Juden (11:31:38): We own doing.biz
Ronald McDonald (11:33:09): Awww yeaaa
Ronald McDonald (11:33:13): How much was it
Feathered Juden (11:33:32): $80
Feathered Juden (11:34:53): Saw that doing.com is also up for auction, except the owner is asking for hundreds of thousands of dollars
Feathered Juden (11:35:02): Maybe they'll want to buy us out
Ronald McDonald (11:36:44): Let's promote the shit out of doing biz make it more popular than doing.com make our money and retire to aruba
Feathered Juden (11:37:35): We need a logo
Ronald McDonald (11:38:52): What is the logo of business
Feathered Juden (11:40:52): Remember the one for NGBM where the "i" was a guy. His head was the dot. Marc, do your magic
Tendies Boi (11:42:59): Biznezz
Feathered Juden (11:43:07): Make the i in doing and biz both the dude. Then in a few months, when we have some sit already up on the site, we'll wire about rebranding and how we're receiving complaints that there army any women's voices on our site and make one of the "i" s in the logo a female
Feathered Juden (11:43:40): Shit*
Feathered Juden (11:43:47): Write*
Feathered Juden (11:43:55): Aren't*
Ronald McDonald (11:44:16): So we're gonna make up gender drama to promote ourselves
Ronald McDonald (11:44:23): I'm ok with it
Feathered Juden (11:44:56): Then we're changing it back of course
Feathered Juden (11:45:19): We have to demonstrate bad PR practice sometimes
Feathered Juden (11:45:27): Teach the people a lesson
Tendies Boi (11:45:38): That way people can recognize good PR
Ronald McDonald (11:45:49): It's Ying and yang
Feathered Juden (11:56:12): Brian, what do you want your area of expertise to be?
Ronald McDonald (11:56:37): Is this serious or a joke title
Feathered Juden (11:56:47): Like I might have tech and politics, Pete definitely had music, Marc had video games and pop culture shit
Feathered Juden (11:56:57): Joke title
Feathered Juden (11:57:29): Not that we can't each wrote about other subjects, but when we set up the site, it's for our profiles
Ronald McDonald (11:58:14): I guess math/finance but everything cool is taken lol
Feathered Juden (11:58:28): There can be overlap
Feathered Juden (11:59:18): Or we could each write about shit we have no interest in
Ronald McDonald (12:00:42): Are you working on this now?
Feathered Juden (12:03:20): I'm gonna eat first, then I'll be hard at work to build a site
Tendies Boi (12:05:02): Lol oh god
Feathered Juden (12:05:30): It's gonna look bootiful
Tendies Boi (12:10:40): But why
Ronald McDonald (12:12:03): If you're gonna do something do it riggt even if that thing is making a fake business website purely for our amusenent
Feathered Juden (12:51:00): Let's make Tim and Eric proud boys
Feathered Juden (12:51:06): Emphasis on the boys
Tendies Boi (12:51:24): Let's make them boys
Ronald McDonald (12:52:00): Oh boy
Wildcard (13:01:55): I made the logos. Give me your emails so I can send it to you
Tendies Boi (13:02:18): petersperlazzo@yahoo.com
Feathered Juden (13:02:22): Josh.A.Margulies@gmail.com
Ronald McDonald (13:28:05): Karabinchak.brian@gmail.com
Feathered Juden (13:28:57): We have to decide between square space or weebly to build a site.
Feathered Juden (13:29:10): There's probably others but these two seem to be the best
Feathered Juden (13:34:18): Square space is seemingly the nicest and has some useful tools that other site builders don't offer
Wildcard (13:34:53): You can also get into te code in square space
Feathered Juden (13:35:40): You can do that on most, but ideally we won't ever have to look at code. That's where square space and weebly are good
Feathered Juden (13:36:05): They both optimize for mobile
Feathered Juden (13:40:34): Square space is the only one that allows for custom webpage addresses. So if we wanted doing.biz/nextgenbizmen or doing.biz/men/boys or doing.biz/boystomen we could do that
Feathered Juden (13:40:39): Better for seo
Tendies Boi (13:43:43): Lol i like doing.biz/men/boys
Tendies Boi (13:56:53): Please don't actually spend money on this though
Feathered Juden (13:59:29): Were gonna have to
Feathered Juden (13:59:42): We can't have a website if we don't
Feathered Juden (14:00:43): Square space has mobile blogging tools (android and iOS apps) and also the ability to host podcasts
Tendies Boi (14:03:27): We don't even know what to do with this website though. It's a waste lol
Feathered Juden (14:04:58): We have to. We own the domain, now we have to pay to use one of these builders. I don't know how to code my own site
Tendies Boi (14:07:47): But what's the point of even making the site
Feathered Juden (14:09:48): Fake business blog
Feathered Juden (14:09:58): Comedy. Satire.
Feathered Juden (14:10:05): We produce content
Feathered Juden (14:10:44): It's a sold base to get us into a habit of writing on a frequent basis
Ronald McDonald (14:26:24): I for one like the website
Ronald McDonald (14:26:56): I don't think anything will really come of it monetary wise but could be fun
Feathered Juden (14:27:43): Exactly. Plus, without a site, we just have a domain that will lay dormant
Tendies Boi (14:39:21): OK fine, since I'll be unemployed soon I can work on this lol
Feathered Juden (14:39:50): \ufffd
Ronald McDonald (14:40:28): I'm just getting tired of getting high and playing video games all the time which I never thought I'd say. But I need something else to take up my time lol
Feathered Juden (15:02:33): I scooped the name @nextgenbizmen on both twitter and Instagram months ago. Should I leave them or change it to @doing.biz
Feathered Juden (15:03:38): Jesus, I actually got them more than 2 years ago
Wildcard (15:28:03): I asked my buddy in graphics to look at the logos and see how much it would cost to make the two professionally
Feathered Juden (15:30:03): I have someone who'd do it for free. No biggie
Feathered Juden (15:30:49): We will need photos of ourselves
Tendies Boi (23:27:13): I just had a moment of divine NGBM inspiration
Feathered Juden (23:27:28): Go on
Tendies Boi (23:30:14): We create a marketing/PR company that does no marketing or PR. We bomb twitter/Instagram until we have a lot of followers, which isn't impossible to do, and then we look for strategic advertising partners when it becomes viable for us to actually be able to generate money based on our social media presence/SEO/etc
Tendies Boi (23:30:39): We also roll out our new ad campaign, #BusinessIn3099
Tendies Boi (23:31:08): This is just photo shops of cyborg business men, meant to show how we are thinking of business needs in the new generation
Tendies Boi (23:31:31): And it's like Neo Bill Gates making Windows for the proletariats
Feathered Juden (23:32:42): Yes
Feathered Juden (23:33:02): Honestly we can do whatever the fuck we want
Feathered Juden (23:33:35): We can have a whole segment of how were uber successful in the future
Tendies Boi (23:33:50): But what if we actually are able to make a little money from this lol
Feathered Juden (23:34:07): Then all the better
Feathered Juden (23:34:13): I'm down
Wednesday, 29 April 2015
Tendies Boi (09:24:26): what's the login info for our twitter/insta?
Tendies Boi (09:41:26): I'm reading about Instagram marketing and it's fascinating
Ronald McDonald (09:43:27): So how do we do it
Ronald McDonald (09:44:22): I'll have nala talk about us to help get followers
Tendies Boi (09:45:05): There we go
Ronald McDonald (09:58:40): We should get some content up first though. But what did you read say to do?
Tendies Boi (10:05:49): Well it depends on the content we have
Tendies Boi (10:06:36): But you can pay for bots, create email campaigns, get shout outs, hire IG models, etc
Wildcard (11:28:40): I do email
Ronald McDonald (11:28:59): Oh by the marc can you email me the logo I didn't get it
Feathered Juden (11:31:51): We have to decide if we're going to use the name doing. Biz or if we're using NGBM for this
Ronald McDonald (11:32:14): I vote ngbm is still our name
Feathered Juden (11:33:09): Agree
Feathered Juden (11:49:25): My dad is going to a troma media reunion party tomorrow.
Ronald McDonald (11:49:50): He knows people at troma?
Ronald McDonald (11:50:01): Dude go with him and pitch glory hole
Tendies Boi (11:50:23): We could still write a script for them. We just need to make it more extreme than gory hole
Feathered Juden (11:51:55): He knows one of the stars of toxic avenger
Feathered Juden (12:25:38): So we're sticking with the name NGBM?
Ronald McDonald (12:25:55): I say yea
Feathered Juden (12:26:09): Marc? Pete?
Tendies Boi (12:26:17): I don't care
Feathered Juden (12:26:43): The ayes have it
Ronald McDonald (12:50:02): What is our insta and tweeter account names
Feathered Juden (12:50:36): @Nextgenbizmen
Feathered Juden (12:50:49): Just set up the YouTube channel
Feathered Juden (12:51:32): Harmony bitches
Ronald McDonald (12:53:26): When I Google it I only find the next generation business man. We have to destroy him
Feathered Juden (12:56:06): May just need time to update
Feathered Juden (12:56:22): Are we gonna get sued by this prick
Feathered Juden (12:56:42): We can price we had the idea for the name NGBM eat before he launched so we should be good
Feathered Juden (12:57:13): Plus, of Nathan fielder taught me anything, parody is an excellent shield
Ronald McDonald (12:57:22): I think we'll be ok lok
Ronald McDonald (12:57:23): Lol
Feathered Juden (13:20:58): Marc, Brian, what are your twitter handles?
Feathered Juden (13:25:26): Pete, I added myself and you as contributors to the ngbm twitter account. Use tweetdeck to tweet as NGBM
Tendies Boi (13:26:13): Is tweetdeck an app?
Feathered Juden (13:27:12): Web app. Have to use it through a browser. It allowed for multiple people to tweet under the same name
Tendies Boi (13:30:34): Can't I just log into the account?
Feathered Juden (13:31:37): Yeah. But I would suggest we all use this as well
Tendies Boi (13:32:01): Oh OK I can do that
Tendies Boi (13:32:11): Did you add @muchoflex
Feathered Juden (13:32:21): Yeah.
Feathered Juden (13:33:09): Tweetdeck is pretty much what allows for businesses to have multiple individuals run the same account
Ronald McDonald (13:34:37): I don't have one
Feathered Juden (13:34:54): Then fuck off
Ronald McDonald (13:44:39): :(
Ronald McDonald (15:39:15): Do we have a gmaik
Ronald McDonald (15:39:18): Gmail
Feathered Juden (15:39:36): Yeah
Ronald McDonald (15:39:48): Ngbm@gmail?
Feathered Juden (15:40:18): Nextgenbizmen
Feathered Juden (15:40:31): SYNERGY
Ronald McDonald (15:40:40): That's the pass?
Feathered Juden (15:41:06): All the passwords are password420
Ronald McDonald (15:43:06): Perfect
Feathered Juden (18:15:16): Marc, do you have a camera? Like a canon or Nikon
Wildcard (18:21:00): I do but I have to repair it. It won't charge for some reason
Feathered Juden (18:22:33): K. We should have group pictures on the site. Possibly a short intro video
Ronald McDonald (18:28:38): Should these be professional photos
Feathered Juden (18:29:12): Not necessarily, but if they look it, it's funnier
Ronald McDonald (18:30:53): I'll make my hair in the style of the business pompadour
Feathered Juden (18:34:02): I already have a picture for you Brian. No need
Ronald McDonald (18:38:07): Here's our money man
Feathered Juden (19:59:59): https://joshua-margulies.squarespace.com
Feathered Juden (20:00:20): This is incredibly preliminary, but a good idea of how shit will look in the future
Tendies Boi (20:05:18): Gotta work on the mobile site
Feathered Juden (20:05:54): It's all the same site. No mobile v desktop
Ronald McDonald (21:15:29): Check out the site again
Ronald McDonald (21:15:30): Especially the who section
Wildcard (21:16:20): I will be usin an alias
Feathered Juden (21:16:48): No
Wildcard (21:17:07): To bad
Feathered Juden (21:17:35): For you
Wildcard (21:27:15): I'll be a ghost writer
Tendies Boi (21:33:57): What's the url?
Ronald McDonald (21:34:26): Joshua-margulies.squarespace.com
Tendies Boi (21:38:37): Yea my name has to come off this lol
Thursday, 30 April 2015
Wildcard (08:41:17): My first artical will be about bad guys who weren't really bad guys. Like Scar
Wildcard (08:41:44): Another article Johnny cage. Dousche bag or just trying to keep it together
Tendies Boi (08:58:39): Seriously though take my name off the site, I'm trying to find worklol
Ronald McDonald (08:59:58): You can't even find the site if you Google next gen biz men at the moment so I don't think they'll find ya lol
Ronald McDonald (09:00:08): Josh took down your last name
Tendies Boi (10:12:00): I like your article josh
Ronald McDonald (10:18:46): I like it too but still think they should combine lion king and lion king 1 and a half
Feathered Juden (13:04:27): Feel free to write some shit to post the site. Brian and I talked about meeting on Sunday if you fools are free
Feathered Juden (13:05:44): His dad has a vacant office building that we thought we could user to do a photoshoot. Shit like stock photos, lots of paperwork, people peeking their heads into corner offices
Tendies Boi (13:06:21): Lol
Feathered Juden (13:06:58): You around?
Tendies Boi (13:12:04): Yea probably. Gotta job hunt though
Feathered Juden (13:15:02): That's what evenings and Saturday are for
Tendies Boi (13:15:37): Idk I'm just freaking out about this. But I can meet with you guys
Feathered Juden (13:16:09): I know. I'm joking around. Do what you gotta do. Do biz
Wildcard (13:17:25): I got the mets game Sunday but after in good
Feathered Juden (13:31:13): Think my next post is about branding and what's in a name. Mostly that your should come up with a name, then build a business around it
Feathered Juden (13:46:57): I'm most certainly slicking my hair back for these pictures
Ronald McDonald (13:51:48): My first post is gonna be about how we're already in debt and need money now
Tendies Boi (13:54:31): I'm going to email some venture capitalists and see what happens lol
Tendies Boi (15:08:35): How do I edit the site?
Feathered Juden (15:17:00): What'd you wanna change?
Tendies Boi (15:17:33): I want to post
Ronald McDonald (15:17:56): What's your article?
Tendies Boi (15:20:40): How do we categorize business success and excellence?
Ronald McDonald (15:26:03): Lol awesome
Tendies Boi (15:26:26): Its gonna get weird
Tendies Boi (15:26:38): And if we are making this site we need to settle on a theme
Feathered Juden (15:27:12): Business
Feathered Juden (15:27:24): Making money
Ronald McDonald (15:28:18): Yea but not really is it? I mean it's just supposed to be funny at the end of the day right?
Ronald McDonald (15:28:37): I mean everything we say we do are just links to Wikipedia articles lol
Tendies Boi (15:30:19): Yea but if we write about random shit there is no coehssion
Ronald McDonald (15:31:08): I think business is a good focus
Ronald McDonald (15:34:55): To incorporate other topics we can just out a business spin on them somehow
Tendies Boi (15:35:33): Personally I think we should just write a movie script and send it to troma
Ronald McDonald (15:35:58): Josh When's that troma party your dad's going to
Feathered Juden (15:39:04): He may or may not go.
Feathered Juden (15:39:24): It's today. He may go cause he's adjust in the city
Feathered Juden (15:39:28): Already*
Feathered Juden (15:40:18): I think we should write about whatever we want. Like Brian said, just always somehow related it back to making money
Ronald McDonald (15:47:27): I do still want to write a troma movie too
Tendies Boi (15:47:43): Same
Feathered Juden (15:49:52): Same
Wildcard (19:01:05): I'm gunna get drunk and retire tonight
Wildcard (20:18:49): Write
Feathered Juden (20:20:41): Good
Ronald McDonald (21:48:49): Was gonna say you're about 40 years early
Tendies Boi (21:49:30): I'm gonna retire
Friday, 01 May 2015
Feathered Juden (02:42:09): Apparently Zach was interviewed on CNN
Ronald McDonald (07:23:40): No shit about the riots?
Feathered Juden (15:35:38): Yeah.
Feathered Juden (15:36:13): Got two more ideas. Interviewing strategies, employers perspective and employee.
Feathered Juden (15:36:31): Also, marking territory as a new employee
Saturday, 02 May 2015
Tendies Boi (09:42:53): You guys want to watch Mayweather vs Pacquiao tonight?
Feathered Juden (12:07:56): I'll be in Philly
Wildcard (13:37:00): I'm game. Just no drinking for me.
Wildcard (13:54:38): At the end of the season I will be retiring from raging.
Tendies Boi (14:08:22): Why lol
Ronald McDonald (14:35:25): I'm down and I want to drink
Tendies Boi (14:44:40): Sweet
Feathered Juden (14:50:30): Anyone write anything?
Feathered Juden (14:51:58): I just wrote a post about "what's in a name". I wanna save it though for when the site is live.
Sunday, 03 May 2015
Tendies Boi (09:21:13): Apparently the fight really sucked last night
Wildcard (09:22:26): That's what I heard too
Ronald McDonald (09:28:30): Yea same checked out the result today.
Ronald McDonald (09:28:40): Anyone want to write today
Tendies Boi (09:30:46): Sure
Ronald McDonald (10:28:25): Also avengers 2 possibly?
Ronald McDonald (10:28:29): I really want to see it
Wildcard (10:31:44): I'm at the Mets game
Ronald McDonald (12:04:14): Steve karabinchak lady killer
Wildcard (16:12:52): You guys wanna hit the gym together some time. I'll wear my don't spot me watch me tank
Feathered Juden (16:13:34): I'd rather not pay for a gym membership
Wildcard (16:16:10): I know weights can be scary. But we can start you in a moms only Tuesday night Zumba class if that's more your speed
Feathered Juden (16:16:37): Only if it's Jewish mothers
Wildcard (16:16:59): It's at the JCC so duh
Ronald McDonald (16:19:17): Oy vey
Wildcard (16:20:54): It's not really about working out but as talking about how your Jeremy is doing so well in dental school
Tendies Boi (16:25:37): I'll go with you again sometime
Wildcard (16:47:19): Also my forth of July game is gunna be on point
Ronald McDonald (16:53:04): ?
Wildcard (16:53:39): Got a sweet outfit
Tendies Boi (17:45:50): You better be looking like uncle sam
Monday, 04 May 2015
Ronald McDonald (13:51:39): Does uncle sam have a wife
Feathered Juden (13:52:50): Uncle Sam is gay. Why do you think he wanted so many boys
Wednesday, 06 May 2015
Tendies Boi (12:56:38): So if I were to try and create a twitter bot, what should I make it do?
Feathered Juden (12:57:02): Business
Tendies Boi (12:57:11): what specifically?
Tendies Boi (12:57:30): I was thinking of trying it for NGBM or our general use
Feathered Juden (12:57:50): Or spam republican presidential candidates
Ronald McDonald (12:58:49): I mean if we want this semi legit maybe scrap news sites for links to interesting or funny business related articles. Idk what can a twitter bot do exactly?
Feathered Juden (12:59:32): Yeah I'm not too keen as to their purpose
Tendies Boi (13:00:40): it can do whatever you want lol
Tendies Boi (13:01:25): i don't think this will work if we make it legit because then we will need to put in a lot of effort
Tendies Boi (13:01:39): but i can get our twitter to just write nonsense tweets for our hashtags though
Ronald McDonald (13:02:34): We should think of some hashtags
Ronald McDonald (13:02:41): #bizboys
Ronald McDonald (13:03:05): Eh actually that's too close to tim and Eric I don't want to rip them off at all
Feathered Juden (13:03:46): Our site is doing. Biz
Feathered Juden (13:04:03): That's a straight rip from Tim and Eric
Feathered Juden (13:04:29): Just make it #NGBM
Feathered Juden (13:05:02): There's that church that uses it and that asshole nextgenbizmAn
Tendies Boi (13:05:03): I had an idea for a campaign
Tendies Boi (13:05:06): since we are next gen biz men
Tendies Boi (13:05:16): #BusinessIn3099
Tendies Boi (13:05:39): The idea is that we create a bunch of nonsense sentences about business in the year 3099
Feathered Juden (13:05:51): Yes
Tendies Boi (13:05:55): "Cyborgs have eliminated the human race" "Windows allows for more multitasking" etc
Tendies Boi (13:06:12): The twitter account will spam like two or three of these sentences randomly every hour or so with the hashtag
Ronald McDonald (13:06:25): I like this idea a lot
Tendies Boi (13:06:37): Then we just need to promote the account
Feathered Juden (13:06:47): Right before Y31K
Tendies Boi (13:06:48): backlink it to our blog and then make our own content
Tendies Boi (13:07:59): I also want to set up a MailChimp account for us
Tendies Boi (13:08:06): this will allow us to make email campaigns and send spam that way
Feathered Juden (13:09:17): I thought about mailchimp but how much does it cost
Tendies Boi (13:09:23): Someone has to search business people on Twitter... i.e. bill Gates... and follow all their followers, 20+ per day
Tendies Boi (13:09:35): mailchimp is free to start
Tendies Boi (13:13:26): each phrase can be approx 60 characters each for the bot
Tendies Boi (13:13:37): so two sentences and then the hashtag
Ronald McDonald (13:17:28): Want to get a jump start on your business? How about a 1000 year jump start?
Tendies Boi (13:17:48): lol i love it
Tendies Boi (13:17:56): the only thing is, what's the point of all this?
Ronald McDonald (13:18:07): What's the point of anything
Ronald McDonald (13:18:11): To kill time till we die
Feathered Juden (13:18:20): Traffic to the blog
Tendies Boi (13:18:25): i mean there might be no chance to monetize this
Ronald McDonald (13:18:37): Might not
Ronald McDonald (13:18:40): But could be fun
Tendies Boi (13:18:41): so it's a time investment, what is the end game we are looking for?>
Ronald McDonald (13:18:54): Also I'm surprised Noone owned doing.biz
Feathered Juden (13:19:13): Get noticed
Feathered Juden (13:19:17): By comedy people
Ronald McDonald (13:19:26): Well someone should check out how much people can make with social media too
Ronald McDonald (13:19:51): Based on views followers etc and then we can make some projections if our goal is to monetize this
Tendies Boi (13:21:06): well i'm just saying if we make a bot and get a lot of twitter followers or something, which is feasible, it doesn't guarantee that a lot of them will care about our blog and it doesn't at all indicate we will be able to monetize
Tendies Boi (13:21:27): like we just need to outline our goals with NGBM
Tendies Boi (13:21:39): are we doing this just to see how far the rabbit hole goes or are we trying to promote somehting?
Ronald McDonald (13:22:08): We need a next gen meeting to discuss this
Feathered Juden (13:22:28): What are the men up to this evening?
Feathered Juden (13:23:06): Brian and I had discussed filming videos, using the blog posts as a guideline/script
Ronald McDonald (13:23:20): I'm free today
Tendies Boi (13:23:30): gym after work, then i'm free
Feathered Juden (13:23:33): I think if we had traffic too the site, we'd have a better chance of people paying attention to us
Ronald McDonald (13:23:36): If we're all free today seems as good a day as any
Tendies Boi (13:23:36): and then i'm free indefinitely after tomorrow lol
Feathered Juden (13:23:57): It happened?
Tendies Boi (13:24:23): well tomorrow is my last day of the 90 day trial period and they already put my job up on job boards lol
Tendies Boi (13:24:35): i have a meeting with my boss tomorrow so i figure i get let go tomorrow
Tendies Boi (13:24:47): thankfully i have two interviews with a good company lined up next friday
Feathered Juden (13:27:39): I didn't realize you were under contract
Tendies Boi (13:28:41): yea most jobs give you this 90 day probationary period
Tendies Boi (13:28:58): where the employer can let you go at any time for any reason during that period
Ronald McDonald (13:29:19): Yay capitalism
Tendies Boi (13:29:23): so Thursday is the last day that it can be done for me (since we work from home Fridays)
Tendies Boi (13:30:07): Not upset though. I hated this job more than anything and I realized I don't want to be working in tech anyway lol
Feathered Juden (13:30:51): What's the field these new jobs/interviews are in
Feathered Juden (13:31:03): And I have some interview advice for ya
Tendies Boi (13:31:17): my nips are protected
Tendies Boi (13:31:46): the field is still IT but it's like a more advanced version of my old job. I just don't want to be like a network engineer or sys admin or somthing. i'd rather gouge out my own eyes
Ronald McDonald (13:32:21): What's so bad about it? And josh what interview advice I need some I have one tomorrow
Tendies Boi (13:32:39): bad about what?
Feathered Juden (13:32:43): No whatever
Feathered Juden (13:32:50): Deodorant*
Ronald McDonald (13:32:53): About sys admin
Ronald McDonald (13:33:06): Or being a network engineer
Ronald McDonald (13:33:16): I don't know enough about them to know what's bad about them
Tendies Boi (13:34:25): I don't have the desire to learn about how servers work, how to set up networks, run cables, install VPNs, etc. I like tech but from the user perspective, so the concept of me having to get a CCNA and learn about routing and switching, learn about Unix servers, etc sounds unpleasant. Plus it is a very thankless position. You can set up a whole data center and nobody cares, but the wifi goes down for 2 minutes and the whole company wants you fired
Ronald McDonald (13:35:17): Ahh wow that sounds really shitty
Tendies Boi (13:35:32): yea i dealt with that on a very small scale at my current job
Tendies Boi (13:36:41): you have to be REALLY into enterprise IT to want to be an admin. I don't get any joy learning about the layers of the OSI model lol. I just want to do cool stuff with computers
Ronald McDonald (13:45:35): Ah gotcha yea I like computers and tech but that sounds really boring imo
Tendies Boi (13:46:20): it sure is. you have to be a really hardcore basement dwelling battlestation guy to enjoy that kind of career IMO
Ronald McDonald (13:47:19): I'll tell steve about the position
Tendies Boi (13:47:29): lol
Feathered Juden (13:50:06): Brian, where are you interviewing?
Feathered Juden (13:50:29): And I may not be around tonight. I may have to cover for someone's shift
Ronald McDonald (13:51:43): New York Life's office in saddlebrook
Tendies Boi (13:52:37): propose that they change their name to Saddlebrook Life
Ronald McDonald (13:53:49): It would be more fitting
Feathered Juden (13:53:50): Makes sense
Ronald McDonald (13:54:00): It's with a woman who looks like a younger miss kim
Tendies Boi (13:54:09): So good
Ronald McDonald (13:54:15): I just hope her English is better
Ronald McDonald (13:54:17): Sank you
Ronald McDonald (13:54:42): Man I still wish I had recorded that award ceremony it was so fucking bad
Tendies Boi (13:54:54): /r/cringe would have loved it
Ronald McDonald (13:55:05): They would have it was like a real life dundies
Ronald McDonald (14:00:24): She spoke incomprehensibly, moved and posed the kids like rag dolls and her ending speech was bad mouthing the parents who left early lol
Feathered Juden (15:04:44): We need a fb page. What should be categorize ourselves as
Feathered Juden (15:05:51): Under brand/product, we could choose website
Feathered Juden (15:06:55): Under artist/band/public figure, we could choose artist, comedian, entertainer
Feathered Juden (15:24:26): None
Feathered Juden (15:24:35): Send me this picture without the meme shit on top
Feathered Juden (17:21:09): I set up a newsletter on the site. Right now it's just a spreadsheet in Google docs, but if we setup mail chimp, we can do that too through square space
Thursday, 07 May 2015
Feathered Juden (02:05:22): #BizWiz our ongoing segment/YouTube/Instagram/vine series where we conduct interviews with business people while at the urinal
Wildcard (06:11:56): #BizNig is where we interview African American business owners
Ronald McDonald (11:59:23): I had an idea that we just start putting next gen in front of everyday business terms
Ronald McDonald (11:59:54): Like we have a next gen meeting coming up at 4. Or that's a real next gen idea.
Feathered Juden (12:01:48): Next gen coffee later? Maybe skip that and get next gen lunch?
Ronald McDonald (12:02:13): Now that's a next gen line of thinking josh
Feathered Juden (12:03:56): Because I'm Next Gen Josh, Next Gen Brian.
Feathered Juden (12:04:33): NG Josh. It's like OG but future thinking instead of nostalgic
Feathered Juden (12:07:06): So next gen photoshoot on Sunday? It is mother's day
Ronald McDonald (12:07:26): Is there a word for feeling nostalgic about the future
Ronald McDonald (12:07:37): And yea I'm down
Feathered Juden (12:13:14): Fauxstalgia
Feathered Juden (12:13:51): Doesn't really make sense, but it doesn't have to
Feathered Juden (13:33:20): Got it. Prostalgia. Nostalgia before nostalgia is even possible
Ronald McDonald (14:59:18): My interviewer completely butchered the give a man a fish quote and I almost laughed in her face
Ronald McDonald (15:01:00): "give a man a fish and he's ok for a day but teach a man to fish and he can survive anywhere" was her third and best attempt at it lol
Feathered Juden (15:07:15): Some George w bush shit right there
Feathered Juden (15:07:31): You get the job?
Ronald McDonald (15:26:12): Nah it was for a sales position but I think I have the job where I'm working now, just got a 3 dollar per hour increase for doing a good job and he wanted to talk about what I wanted to do after the temp period was up in a you can stay if you want way.
Wildcard (15:27:27): Tell him to suck it
Tendies Boi (15:28:18): Nice congrats Brian
Ronald McDonald (15:30:25): Thanks. I'm officially a biz boy
Friday, 08 May 2015
Ronald McDonald (13:42:40): When do we want the site live by
Feathered Juden (13:52:47): I'd say ASAP. I'm talking to the guy who used to own the domain. I have to talk to godaddy as well. I need three different codes to initiate the transfer and seems like they weren't sent to the right place.
Feathered Juden (13:52:54): It'll be a few days
Feathered Juden (13:53:30): For the most part, the site is complete
Ronald McDonald (13:53:51): Ok cool cool cool
Feathered Juden (13:55:39): What's everyone's deal for Sunday?
Ronald McDonald (14:13:29): At haleys in the morning then coming back and will be free till dinner
Feathered Juden (14:15:19): What about tomorrow? Sunday is mother's day so I'm not sure if I'm around to do a photoshoot
Ronald McDonald (14:15:51): Should be around
Feathered Juden (14:16:10): @Wildcard ?
Feathered Juden (14:16:16): @Tendies Boi ?
Tendies Boi (14:16:25): busy tomorrow
Wildcard (15:24:56): Practice and yard work
Feathered Juden (15:27:51): You two available Sunday?
Feathered Juden (15:28:17): And what are you practicing for?
Wildcard (15:28:28): It's Mother's Day and my sisters birthday
Wildcard (15:28:52): Muay Thai and jits. Like every Saturday
Feathered Juden (15:29:23): Alright. Let's set in stone next Sunday for NGBM photoshoot
Tendies Boi (15:29:35): I prob can't make it Sunday
Wildcard (15:29:58): Loris Grad party is that day
Feathered Juden (15:30:02): I'm still down to take some basic looking stock photos even if not everyone can make it the same day
Feathered Juden (15:30:10): Fuck
Wildcard (20:03:02): Wanna come to Practice with me ?
Ronald McDonald (20:07:08): Staying over haleys tonight/tomorrow
Wildcard (20:26:57): Invites to everyone
Saturday, 09 May 2015
Wildcard (16:52:44): Got my first stripe today
Tendies Boi (16:54:01): Congrats but what does that indicate lol
Wildcard (16:54:36): It's like progress between belts. 4 strips mean a new belt
Tendies Boi (16:54:49): So how far are you
Wildcard (16:55:08): I'm one strip away from a new belt
Wildcard (16:55:42): White blue. Its only in America
Wildcard (16:55:52): It equals white two strips
Tendies Boi (16:56:04): Awwww yea ranking up
Wildcard (16:56:33): Also am experienced enough to full spare now in mauy Thai
Tendies Boi (17:02:45): I'll go to one of your matches
Wildcard (17:09:07): You guys are more then welcome to come and try it for free.
Tendies Boi (17:29:44): I'm good lol but I'll watch
Wildcard (17:35:22): So who wants to do something tonight
Wildcard (17:35:34): I think you'd be goo Pete
Tendies Boi (18:18:50): eh i am not into combat sports at all
Feathered Juden (18:20:07): Hippie
Tendies Boi (18:23:02): yeah i'm more into group sex and UFOs
Tendies Boi (19:54:44): btw im free tonight if you guys want to do something
Feathered Juden (19:55:08): I'm busy today and tomorrow unfortunately
Tendies Boi (22:19:58): Need a phone number for twitter
Feathered Juden (22:24:49): For real?
Tendies Boi (22:25:57): Possibly
Feathered Juden (22:27:05): We can set up a Google voice number but gv numbers have to be associated with a real mobile number
Tendies Boi (22:27:20): Ugh
Tendies Boi (22:27:26): Can gv receive texts
Feathered Juden (22:27:40): Think so
Feathered Juden (22:28:09): You can choose your # too. Like we could get 908-next-gen
Sunday, 10 May 2015
Feathered Juden (15:40:35): HBO later?
Tendies Boi (15:42:04): Sure. I'll be home around 7
Ronald McDonald (15:43:30): Cool cool cool
Ronald McDonald (15:48:38): Want to work on the site before hbo
Feathered Juden (15:49:38): Cooking right now, and it might be a few hours so I might not be able to
Feathered Juden (15:49:53): Lori's party is next week, right?
Ronald McDonald (15:51:32): Ok and yea Sunday the 16th I believe
Ronald McDonald (15:51:43): Or whatever next Sunday is
Feathered Juden (15:51:56): 17th
Feathered Juden (15:52:10): I'll cook ribs again
Wildcard (15:52:11): 17th
Feathered Juden (15:52:40): But no unprotected butt sex for me
Ronald McDonald (16:19:50): You sure? Sam will be there
Feathered Juden (16:25:36): As enticing as unprotected butt sex with Ms. Yaks on Cocks sounds, I'm good
Tendies Boi (16:25:50): Come on josh do it for us
Tendies Boi (16:26:01): She needs to be relaxed
Ronald McDonald (16:26:24): See mom? Now I'm relaxed
Wildcard (16:28:25): Nah nig can't close
Tendies Boi (18:18:27): We gotta watch ricky oh again sometime
Feathered Juden (18:29:54): We should watch samurai cop
Tendies Boi (18:34:35): That too
Monday, 11 May 2015
Ronald McDonald (13:55:09): Website later?
Feathered Juden (14:28:11): I have to prep for an interview tomorrow
Ronald McDonald (14:29:01): Sounds like a job for the biz boys
Tuesday, 12 May 2015
Ronald McDonald (19:05:52): If we ever need source material for ngbm we should just talk to steve
Tendies Boi (19:54:38): He could be our CEO
Ronald McDonald (19:58:38): He's supposed to give my mom a list of his investments. That's probably an article an investment lol
Tendies Boi (19:59:16): Why would she want that lol
Ronald McDonald (19:59:59): Well because he's lost money before she doesn't want him to lose more lol
Wildcard (20:01:15): You mean half priced gas wasn't legit
Tendies Boi (20:01:56): God damn it Steve
Ronald McDonald (20:02:08): Nor was the Facebook ripoff that was supposed to start like 5 times over the last 2 years
Wildcard (20:02:41): Oh yea head novel
Tendies Boi (20:02:48): Why can't he just stop investing at this point
Tendies Boi (20:02:53): Lol head novel
Wednesday, 13 May 2015
Ronald McDonald (11:24:21): Everyone coming Sunday for loris grad party? Just checking for food purposes
Wildcard (11:25:04): I'm the bartender so of course
Tendies Boi (11:27:41): I should be able to make it
Feathered Juden (11:53:59): Yeah. Zach will be around too
Ronald McDonald (11:54:40): Sweet
Ronald McDonald (11:54:53): Guess I'll have to make a salad for him
Feathered Juden (11:55:07): Tossed?
Feathered Juden (11:55:31): Also he really liked the site
Ronald McDonald (11:59:15): Yea I'll give him a tossed salad
Ronald McDonald (11:59:18): And sweet
Ronald McDonald (12:16:51): My coworker is eating rabit
Ronald McDonald (12:16:56): And it smells delicious
Wildcard (12:18:17): I hear it's very tasty. You come near mine and I'll pull your balls out through your throat. (Said in stereotypical slave talk)
Feathered Juden (12:18:23): That's cause rabbit is delicious
Feathered Juden (12:19:05): Portuguese restaurateurs serve it all the time
Ronald McDonald (12:22:44): Don't worry marc lol and I didn't know that I rarely get Portuguese.
Wildcard (12:33:46): Can I still pull your balls out through your throat. I have been practicing.
Ronald McDonald (14:31:31): None
Feathered Juden (14:32:08): Forgot the part about the hatchet
Feathered Juden (14:32:24): Don't get drunk and chase bears with a hatchet
Ronald McDonald (14:32:35): A dull hatchet at that
Feathered Juden (14:33:33): By all means folks, get drunk and chase bears, but do so with an ax, not a hatchet
Tendies Boi (15:06:14): A chainsaw is best
Thursday, 14 May 2015
Feathered Juden (10:43:14): Showed my dad some of the blog posts yesterday and he was laughing out loud reading them
Ronald McDonald (10:43:31): Did he see mine
Feathered Juden (10:44:10): Also the domain transfer is being authenticated right now. Square space trial expired, so we'll have to decide which plan we'd like to use
Feathered Juden (10:44:29): Not yet I only showed him the draft posts
Ronald McDonald (10:51:23): I like squarespace
Feathered Juden (10:59:08): As do I. We just have to decide which plan we want. Pay for one year off the bat or go month to month
Wildcard (11:00:23): Do the year
Wildcard (11:00:42): I also am writing an article about how old shitty stuff is awesome again
Ronald McDonald (11:02:42): Yea I say year too may as well
Ronald McDonald (11:02:58): Worst comes to worse we disband it. I've wasted more money on dumber things
Feathered Juden (11:03:55): Agreed. Its also only $96 for the year. Split between us is nothing
Ronald McDonald (11:05:36): Marc what kind of stuff is your article about
Ronald McDonald (11:23:04): You know you can get a better business Beaureu rating for non existent companies
Feathered Juden (11:25:20): You fucking with me?
Feathered Juden (11:25:23): We need that
Ronald McDonald (11:26:14): They're privately owned apparently. You do need to pay for a rating and the whole non existent company thing was the basis for an article so they may look out for that more now
Ronald McDonald (11:26:33): We just need to legitimize ourselves
Wildcard (11:26:43): Get it. AND my articles about how you can produce the same stuff call it a remastered and charge again for it
Ronald McDonald (11:27:00): That's a good topic
Ronald McDonald (11:27:23): And yea only thing it it is a little pricier than anything else we have. Could run around 400.
Feathered Juden (11:27:30): We should do that with one of our posts.
Feathered Juden (11:27:52): We can hold off on that than
Feathered Juden (11:28:05): Marc, do you own a camera?
Tendies Boi (11:28:18): I really don't want to invest money in this at this point lol
Feathered Juden (11:28:47): I don't mind, but $400 is a bit much
Ronald McDonald (11:30:10): I say we get the site up and running get a few fans sell a few shirts and use that money
Ronald McDonald (11:31:30): Or we can just throw on a BNGBB picture on our site, part of the better next gen business bureau
Ronald McDonald (11:34:36): Speaking of investing though I did get a pretty good tip on a stock yesterday from this trader I work with
Feathered Juden (11:35:10): What's the ticker name, NGBM?
Ronald McDonald (11:35:54): I wish. It's LOCO. Short for Pollo loco, a Chipotle style restaurant. Only 25ish a share now with 400 stores they plan to expand to 2000 stores in a year or so
Feathered Juden (11:37:19): Place sounds familiar
Ronald McDonald (11:38:20): Yea BB right? It's been around for 3 decades actually
Feathered Juden (11:39:43): I don't talk invest, but if you're going to, use this app came Robin Hood
Ronald McDonald (11:40:07): That's apple only last I checked
Feathered Juden (11:40:13): Completely free trading
Feathered Juden (11:40:25): O. Didn't realize
Ronald McDonald (11:41:45): But yea just thought I'd let you guys know if you were looking to play the stock market
Feathered Juden (11:42:27): How'd the HP interviews go Pete?
Tendies Boi (11:42:48): It's tomorrow
Feathered Juden (11:43:34): Good shit. I have some advice about interviewing
Tendies Boi (11:51:52): What's that
Feathered Juden (11:52:22): Assert your dominance.
Feathered Juden (11:52:29): $$$$ above all else
Feathered Juden (11:52:49): You have no weaknesses
Feathered Juden (11:53:27): Before you leave say, "I start tomorrow."
Tendies Boi (11:55:08): "The first thing I'm doing tomorrow is firing you"
Feathered Juden (11:56:25): "But son, I'm your superior. You don't have that authority."
Feathered Juden (11:56:39): "I've been promoted"
Ronald McDonald (11:57:05): In the middle of the interview ask to see the interviewers manager. Then recommend to the manager he fire your interviewer for doing such a shit job.
Tendies Boi (11:59:22): We are geniuses
Ronald McDonald (11:59:44): I don't understand why no one's done this before
Feathered Juden (12:01:12): Also, don't shake anyone's hand. Just stare at them blankly.
Tendies Boi (12:02:58): What if I gave a bone crushing handshake?
Feathered Juden (12:05:11): All or nothing
Feathered Juden (12:06:23): If you ain't breaking bones, you ain't doin it right
Tendies Boi (12:21:03): we should offer business handshake seminars
Tendies Boi (12:21:16): if you can crush my hand, you get your money back
Ronald McDonald (13:30:34): I like it a tutorial for the small details of business
Feathered Juden (13:32:25): There was a class at Maryland, golf for business
Wildcard (13:34:39): My camera needs repairs at the moment.
Feathered Juden (13:35:22): Jerk
Ronald McDonald (13:36:26): My mom has a ton of cameras but don't know how good they are at video. How much does a good camera go for
Feathered Juden (13:51:20): Good base is like $400-$500 but you can get a refurbished body for $200
Feathered Juden (13:51:34): Lenses are more important
Tendies Boi (13:53:31): Let's get this one \nhttp://www.red.com/store/products/epic-m-red-dragon-carbon-fiber-w-side-ssd-carbon-fiber-and-magnesium-lens-mount
Ronald McDonald (13:54:08): I got ut
Ronald McDonald (13:54:09): It
Ronald McDonald (13:54:12): Our first video
Feathered Juden (13:55:38): Let's crowd fund a campaign just so we can buy the camera
Ronald McDonald (13:57:54): Is us going to a bank to get a loan for thus camera for our business plan of ngbm
Ronald McDonald (13:57:56): Or yours
Tendies Boi (13:58:58): Ooooooh business boy drama
Ronald McDonald (13:59:29): And if they for some reason do offer us a loan we have to have an exit strategy
Ronald McDonald (13:59:49): Say we're actually secret bank shoppers and they failed for giving out such a high risk loan to people like us
Ronald McDonald (14:00:18): And then offer them our services
Ronald McDonald (14:02:41): How hard is it to set up a kickstarter
Tendies Boi (14:06:45): Probably pretty easy lol
Ronald McDonald (14:07:09): What if we day it's always been our dream to invest money that isn't ours
Ronald McDonald (14:07:15): To be an investment banker
Ronald McDonald (14:07:23): And that's what we need money for
Ronald McDonald (14:07:53): Do essentially we get free money to try to make more money with and no obligation for any return
Ronald McDonald (14:08:33): And we got a hot tip about this new business to invest in called NGBM
Ronald McDonald (14:08:48): Is this fraud
Tendies Boi (14:09:30): Sounds like a Ponzi scheme
Tendies Boi (14:09:55): Because we are going to use this money most likely for alcohol, marijunana and expensive electronics
Ronald McDonald (14:10:00): Except were not promising any returns of any kind lol
Ronald McDonald (14:10:07): And yea
Ronald McDonald (14:10:19): If they donate enough they can Webcam hang with us
Ronald McDonald (14:10:26): Well become camboys
Friday, 15 May 2015
Tendies Boi (22:09:17): Just came out as Chansgender to my parents. They are watching the Rush Hour films now to get used to the idea
Saturday, 16 May 2015
Feathered Juden (13:58:08): Settlers of Catan tonight negros
Feathered Juden (13:58:20): Or risk. Zach is home.
Tendies Boi (14:03:42): Not around tonight
Wildcard (14:18:59): NYC ghost tour
Feathered Juden (15:45:12): Just an update, I initiated the transfer the other day on go daddy, so now it's just a waiting game for it to be approved. Once it is, we can go ahead and pay for square space so that we can use doing . biz
Ronald McDonald (15:49:49): Sweet
Feathered Juden (16:43:29): Think we need this for the office
Ronald McDonald (16:46:27): Hell yea
Ronald McDonald (16:46:40): I hate to ask but can you also get garlic. I owe you me life
Tendies Boi (16:51:16): Ehhhhhh
Ronald McDonald (16:51:31): Please I neeeeed it
Wildcard (16:55:41): New phone
Feathered Juden (16:56:55): What phone?
Wildcard (16:57:09): iPhone 6
Feathered Juden (16:58:11): Target update their men's section
Ronald McDonald (17:00:27): Where's the section for the bizman
Tendies Boi (17:06:15): I might get a 6+ for my birthday
Wildcard (17:06:31): It's massive.
Tendies Boi (17:06:33): My HTC stopped working lol
Feathered Juden (17:06:46): Get a nexus 6
Wildcard (17:07:05): Get what you want
Feathered Juden (17:07:33): Don't listen to that nonsense
Ronald McDonald (17:08:01): Get a 6+
Tendies Boi (17:09:00): I prefer big phones
Feathered Juden (17:09:51): Nexus 6 is as big if not bigger than the 6+
Tendies Boi (17:11:30): Looking at either a 6+ or Note 4
Tendies Boi (17:11:57): Android is so buggy. My old phone was not connecting to wifi and missing calls after the update
Feathered Juden (17:12:42): Nexus in all likelihood wouldn't do that
Ronald McDonald (17:12:44): Haley has the LG G3 it's really good. Would not recommend Samsung like I have.
Feathered Juden (17:13:03): Nexus is my phone but bigger
Ronald McDonald (17:13:23): I've heard LG and HTC were the best Android one according to my googling
Tendies Boi (17:21:17): My HTC had so many problem
Tendies Boi (17:21:21): Problems
Feathered Juden (17:21:41): I've yet to have a problem with my Motorola.
Wildcard (17:29:29): I have yet to learn how to water ski
Feathered Juden (17:37:51): Step one, be white
Wildcard (17:38:55): Step two be rich
Wildcard (17:39:03): In sorry that's the same thing
Feathered Juden (17:59:26): \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8
Wildcard (18:54:21): Brian will now be know as BH
Feathered Juden (19:01:55): Why
Tendies Boi (19:08:23): Baby hands
Tendies Boi (19:08:32): Look at those infant mitts
Wildcard (19:23:56): He is
Ronald McDonald (19:25:07): Seriously why though lol
Wildcard (19:56:25): We just wanted to make fun of you
Ronald McDonald (20:01:11): :(
Tendies Boi (20:48:34): I'm drunk
Tendies Boi (20:48:34): The hands
Tendies Boi (20:48:34): The little hands
Ronald McDonald (20:57:07): The better to kill you with
Feathered Juden (21:07:56): They'll think a child strangled you
Ronald McDonald (21:21:46): :(
Sunday, 17 May 2015
Wildcard (09:31:58): What's it like guys?
Ronald McDonald (09:32:19): What's what like
Ronald McDonald (09:32:28): Sex? Like warm apple pie
Wildcard (09:33:08): Being friends with a guys as awesome as me
Ronald McDonald (09:33:28): It's aight I guess
Tendies Boi (09:33:30): Each and every day is a new adventure
Tendies Boi (09:33:39): Plus makes my anus tingly
Wildcard (09:33:49): That's the HIV Pete
Tendies Boi (09:34:27): People are always saying not to share needles and I'm like "needles don't grow on trees bitch"
Wildcard (09:34:48): I told you don't us House Incubating Vacuums to clean your butt
Wildcard (09:35:24): What times the party
Wildcard (09:35:36): I'm still in NYC and my phones gunna die
Tendies Boi (09:35:41): Yea I need to know so I can show up drunk
Wildcard (09:35:59): I'm coming in bath salts
Wildcard (09:36:12): Just went bed bath and beyond
Wildcard (09:36:18): They are lavender
Tendies Boi (09:37:18): Let's go in on a really dumb gift for Lori
Tendies Boi (09:37:35): Is she getting a BA or is this like an MA or something
Wildcard (09:38:59): Let's get her an associates degree
Wildcard (09:42:35): No for real it's at 7% so what times the party
Tendies Boi (09:43:08): Invite says after 5?
Ronald McDonald (09:43:10): Come around 4
Ronald McDonald (09:43:16): And you should be good
Tendies Boi (09:43:16): Dang
Wildcard (09:43:26): You got an invite?
Ronald McDonald (09:43:44): Her grads 1-2 it's gonna take half an hour to get out of the school and another to get back so I'd say 4.
Tendies Boi (09:43:47): Mrs K hooked me up
Ronald McDonald (09:44:01): She wanted me to drop off at your house marc
Ronald McDonald (09:44:14): But I said biiiiiiitch
Wildcard (09:44:23): Then you got high
Ronald McDonald (09:44:29): Yea
Tendies Boi (09:45:10): Now I'm relaxed
Ronald McDonald (09:45:26): Ayyyy
Wildcard (09:45:52): Somebody's gotta bang her
Wildcard (09:46:01): Josh. We counting on you buddy
Ronald McDonald (09:55:58): I think josh got his fill last night
Tendies Boi (09:56:18): \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f
Ronald McDonald (09:56:19): Or should I say some girl got her fill of josh last night
Wildcard (10:49:40): Of militant atheism?
Tendies Boi (10:55:51): Oh yea josh fill me up with your atheistic worldview
Wildcard (10:57:56): Josh stops if she says oh God
Wildcard (10:58:03): And debates her
Feathered Juden (11:35:35): She said o God. I say fuck god.
Wildcard (12:00:42): You misspelled HE
Feathered Juden (12:20:39): What are you heathens making for the little get together
Tendies Boi (12:24:37): Quad PM
Wildcard (12:25:12): Drinks
Ronald McDonald (12:30:08): Sausage and peppers keilbasa/saurkraut penne vodka how dogs hamburgers and tastee subs
Wildcard (12:34:29): Fag
Tendies Boi (12:38:10): I want penne vodka on a hamburger bun
Tendies Boi (12:38:16): No drinking for me though lol
Wildcard (12:45:22): No drinking water you mean
Tendies Boi (13:22:28): Of course
Ronald McDonald (14:30:13): Actually it will probably run late
Ronald McDonald (14:30:18): I'll text you when to come
Tendies Boi (14:38:43): Ok
Wildcard (14:41:14): I'll show up when I Damn please
Wildcard (14:41:28): Also in getting a train now so that's good.
Wildcard (15:22:27): So what does Lori want. Like shoe laces or something
Feathered Juden (15:24:06): Woops. I got her a toilet brush
Wildcard (15:24:25): Ill get her gum
Feathered Juden (16:23:21): #GetRichQuick
Wildcard (16:29:56): Steve will give her investment tips
Ronald McDonald (16:48:37): You don't have to get her anything but age does like rum if you want to get her something
Feathered Juden (16:59:43): What time should we head over?
Ronald McDonald (16:59:57): Now is good
Tendies Boi (17:07:09): Leaving now
Feathered Juden (17:09:33): Ribs are finishing up
Ronald McDonald (17:11:45): Cool
Wildcard (17:16:34): Coming now
Monday, 18 May 2015
Tendies Boi (00:05:18): new season of aqua teen is pretty good... gonna miss this show
Feathered Juden (14:47:46): None
Feathered Juden (14:47:50): thoughts?
Feathered Juden (14:50:01): 500 cards for $23.08
Tendies Boi (15:09:44): I don't like it to be honest. I'd prefer a horizontal card
Feathered Juden (15:11:09): i'm not a fan of the text portion
Feathered Juden (15:11:21): what do you think of the stick figure though?
Feathered Juden (15:23:37): None
Ronald McDonald (15:29:31): I don't like the mismatch from the text being horizontal and the guy being vertical. I think a small horizontal guy would be better
Ronald McDonald (15:29:44): Also officially went from temp to full time
Tendies Boi (15:31:37): Congrats Brian
Ronald McDonald (15:32:12): Thanks. Josh were ya looking at t shirts too
Feathered Juden (15:36:35): eventually
Feathered Juden (15:36:41): cangrats doc chak
Feathered Juden (15:36:54): 40k a year or something?
Feathered Juden (15:37:59): None
Feathered Juden (15:38:13): no backside on this one
Ronald McDonald (15:38:28): Starting at 32 they said they're is room to move up though for sure. Honestly don't know how long I'll be here want to study for my next exam and then start applying again but I need the steady income
Ronald McDonald (15:38:53): And I think there's too many men on that card lol
Feathered Juden (15:39:09): much cheaper to do one sided cards too
Tendies Boi (15:39:09): it's a fair salary for entry level
Tendies Boi (15:39:12): let
Ronald McDonald (15:39:26): Yea can't really complain lol
Tendies Boi (15:39:26): let's just do one sided. we have to have like "website: doing.biz" otherwise some people might not get it
Tendies Boi (15:40:21): like they might just associate .com or .net with websites and not really get the .biz part
Ronald McDonald (15:40:44): I agree with pete on sided just the site and then maybe the business man under the url
Tendies Boi (15:41:44): also are we using #wedobusiness
Tendies Boi (15:42:14): there already are a lot of posts for that tag
Feathered Juden (15:44:02): if there's already a lot of posts, that works in our favor. it will drive more traffic to us
Feathered Juden (15:45:02): None
Tendies Boi (15:47:04): idk still not liking the stick dude
Tendies Boi (15:47:11): doesn't immediately indicate this is a website
Tendies Boi (15:47:15): just looks off centered
Ronald McDonald (15:47:36): I don't like the stick dude being used as the period
Feathered Juden (15:47:37): it looks too plaint if its just tect though
Feathered Juden (15:47:50): text*
Tendies Boi (15:48:25): what else can we cram on there
Feathered Juden (15:48:39): gimme a few minutes
Feathered Juden (15:53:47): None
Tendies Boi (15:55:39): se now it's too busy. but the front looks better
Tendies Boi (15:55:46): can we create a logo? and throw it on the card
Feathered Juden (15:56:07): yeah. completely blank slate or we can use a template
Feathered Juden (16:19:33): None
Feathered Juden (16:20:53): the qr code links to doing.biz
Feathered Juden (16:29:18): None
Ronald McDonald (16:30:51): I like it better without the QR code
Ronald McDonald (16:31:02): It's too much on one side with it I think
Feathered Juden (16:37:08): None
Feathered Juden (16:37:19): None
Tendies Boi (16:44:38): Let's create a logo
Feathered Juden (16:48:36): None
Wildcard (16:49:35): I have a little free time. I'm going to make a proposal of selling business. What are our colors?
Feathered Juden (16:49:58): all white
Feathered Juden (16:53:25): i dunno, I'm not feeling the "visit us at" kinda stuff
Feathered Juden (16:54:03): i prefer the last one I made
Feathered Juden (16:54:15): using the head as the "o"
Feathered Juden (16:54:42): you dont think people will understand that doing.biz is a url?
Feathered Juden (16:56:22): and cards are handed out in person anyway. any of us could just say, "visit our site" or "check us out at..."
Tendies Boi (17:04:37): Our colors need to be white and off white
Tendies Boi (17:04:52): The only thing that won't be white in our office is our silver iMacs
Wildcard (17:10:54): I sent a proposal. Check your emails.
Wildcard (17:11:06): I'll make a deck later
Tendies Boi (17:11:46): interesting
Tendies Boi (17:11:51): everything seems more official now
Wildcard (17:12:19): I'll make the deck tomorrow. I don't want to stay
Feathered Juden (17:12:42): no clue what a deck is, but yeah, definitely looking official
Tendies Boi (17:12:52): deck is business for powerpoint
Wildcard (17:16:01): Send me all the assets on the websites so I can put it in the deck. I'll make fake case studies too
Feathered Juden (17:17:35): I cant really send you anything yet until we start paying for squarespace
Wildcard (17:17:55): Send me the text
Feathered Juden (17:17:57): the trial expired so we're very limited with what we can do on the site
Wildcard (17:18:00): That's all I need
Feathered Juden (19:01:01): so this happened last night
Feathered Juden (19:01:03): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60
Tendies Boi (19:30:28): Yea I saw that
Tuesday, 19 May 2015
Feathered Juden (10:11:14): This negro is employed
Wildcard (10:11:43): You finally got into the sex slave business. Good for you
Feathered Juden (10:12:17): No condoms. It's torture
Ronald McDonald (10:12:41): Nice where at?
Feathered Juden (10:12:50): ClassPass.com
Tendies Boi (10:13:24): Congrats
Feathered Juden (10:13:31): Skanks
Feathered Juden (10:13:41): Hear back from HP?
Tendies Boi (10:13:52): Nope
Wildcard (10:14:05): How you gunna work there if you can't put up numbers
Feathered Juden (10:14:08): You write them a follow-up email?
Wildcard (10:14:13): Also congrats
Wildcard (10:14:35): Yea definitely follow up Pete. Show you want it
Feathered Juden (10:14:45): My butthole can handle whatever is thrown at it. Don't you worry Marc
Feathered Juden (10:14:59): Or in it
Wildcard (10:15:10): What will you be doing
Tendies Boi (10:15:21): it's only been like 2 days so far so idk if i will follow up yet. so far im just trying to embrace my quarter life crisis
Feathered Juden (10:15:54): Customer support. But I've got health insurance and a free ClassPass membership which is like $1200/year
Feathered Juden (10:16:23): It was last week right?
Tendies Boi (10:16:25): awww yea
Tendies Boi (10:16:30): yeah i think friday
Feathered Juden (10:16:49): Definitely follow up. You don't want them to forget that beautiful punim
Tendies Boi (10:17:04): after two days?
Wildcard (10:17:12): Wait three
Wildcard (10:17:18): You don't want to be clingy
Feathered Juden (10:17:31): 2 work days. It's been more. There was a weekend in between
Tendies Boi (10:17:42): well nothing would happen on the weekend
Feathered Juden (10:18:19): Just cause the mail isn't delivered one day a week doesn't mean there's only 6 days in a week
Wildcard (10:19:26): Exactly
Tendies Boi (10:19:27): i will probably considering following through on like friday. got a skype interview this morning at 11 for a job i have no intention of taking
Feathered Juden (10:19:36): Plus, the earlier you touch base in the work week, the more likely you are to hear back. Mondays are statistically the best day to get responses
Tendies Boi (10:19:45): true
Tendies Boi (10:19:57): could take a while to drum up an offer tho with such a big company
Feathered Juden (10:20:24): What's the place today?
Tendies Boi (10:20:53): it's an IT job for some hedge fund in NYC
Ronald McDonald (10:22:50): Congrats josh and from what I hear hedge funds are full of assholes typically
Ronald McDonald (10:23:05): And statistically are higher sociopaths/psychopaths than the general population
Tendies Boi (10:23:06): it's a temp to hire job so not worth it for me
Feathered Juden (10:23:15): Like NGBM. You'll fit right in
Tendies Boi (10:23:18): plus it's in nyc and i'd have to wear a suit every day
Ronald McDonald (10:23:32): Sheep's clothes
Wildcard (10:23:36): Wait really. I should have gone into that
Ronald McDonald (10:24:17): Yea wall street and investment banking have one of the highest percentages of sociopaths
Wildcard (10:24:27): I'm home
Wildcard (10:24:41): Also you all have power point?
Ronald McDonald (10:24:48): Yarp
Tendies Boi (10:25:06): durr
Wildcard (10:25:12): I made a shitty deck
Feathered Juden (10:25:47): CIA agents are also notoriously sociopathic. Make for better liars
Feathered Juden (10:26:06): Point me to the Power bro
Ronald McDonald (10:27:11): Karabinchak.brian@gmail.com
Wildcard (10:27:19): All I did was use buzz words
Wildcard (10:27:27): I need to ad graphics
Wildcard (10:27:37): Brian gets nothing. He's the numbers guy
Wildcard (10:27:46): He ONLY GETS NUMBERS
Ronald McDonald (10:28:58): I'm getting tired of dreaming in excel
Ronald McDonald (10:29:06): Seriously it's driving me slowly insane
Ronald McDonald (10:29:14): Help me
Tendies Boi (10:29:42): it's going to get worse before it gets better
Wildcard (10:29:46): Honestly. Poop. Like at work. Just walk around a lot
Tendies Boi (10:29:48): only 40 more years to go
Ronald McDonald (10:30:22): I already use the bathroom a lot cause I drink a lot of water here
Tendies Boi (10:31:22): shitting at work is great
Feathered Juden (10:32:29): Not if you're a trucker
Wildcard (10:37:42): What is a good tinder opener
Feathered Juden (10:38:34): I like my women like I like my beer. Bubbly and brimming with yeast
Wildcard (10:39:13): I like my women like I like my China. Locked in my Cubard
Ronald McDonald (10:39:18): Depends what's the girl like
Ronald McDonald (10:39:49): Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is fucked up
Wildcard (10:40:19): Was your dad a terrorist. Cause your brown
Ronald McDonald (10:42:23): Girl are you down like a clown to let me go to brown town
Tendies Boi (10:44:47): a simple "ayo bitch" will suffice
Ronald McDonald (10:46:45): Yea honestly saying "fill in the blank (___)___-____" will work decently well to get you a number lol
Feathered Juden (10:51:24): There's always the classic\u2026
Feathered Juden (10:51:44): ABC_EFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Ronald McDonald (10:55:39): Am I gonna some boob or not?
Ronald McDonald (10:59:24): See some*
Wildcard (10:59:50): The old classic of MY DICK YO FACE. LETS DO THIS
Ronald McDonald (12:29:25): I'm glad I'm not a woman on tinder lol
Wildcard (12:43:47): Dick pics all day
Tendies Boi (12:52:39): It must suck to be a woman. Just dudes sending you dick pics all day
Wildcard (12:55:19): You mean awesome. Imagine tits all day
Ronald McDonald (12:55:29): I don't think it's the same
Wildcard (12:55:44): Let a man dream
Wildcard (12:55:57): I don't want to do work today
Ronald McDonald (12:56:23): Just listen to taking care of business and drink a coffee
Wildcard (12:57:08): Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Ronald McDonald (13:14:56): I think they're hip
Ronald McDonald (13:15:02): Hip enough to be square
Feathered Juden (14:05:11): GoDaddy transfer went through. doing.biz is all ours boys
Ronald McDonald (14:07:13): Awww yeaaa
Wildcard (14:11:22): The biz boys are back
Feathered Juden (14:12:33): They never left
Ronald McDonald (14:13:46): Now just port squarespace to it and we are set
Feathered Juden (14:14:22): Need to pay for square space too
Ronald McDonald (14:14:38): Hoe much for the yesr
Ronald McDonald (14:14:41): Year*
Feathered Juden (14:20:05): $96 I think
Ronald McDonald (14:20:28): Aight I'll eat some of that
Wildcard (14:49:15): I'm not made of money. I got bill. Wait no. I got a wife. Nope. Kids? Maybe but I don't know about them
Tendies Boi (18:13:11): Woo got an offer with HP
Feathered Juden (18:13:58): Congrats. This has been a good week for the biz boys
Wildcard (18:14:01): Hey oh
Feathered Juden (18:14:08): 3 job offers is it
Tendies Boi (18:14:27): Yea 3 offers in one week lol
Feathered Juden (18:14:54): Our techniques are solid
Tendies Boi (18:15:14): Step 1: never break eye contact
Ronald McDonald (18:15:46): Congrats pete
Ronald McDonald (18:16:05): You taking it?
Feathered Juden (18:19:36): Of course he is. He already said, "I start tomorrow!"
Feathered Juden (18:19:43): That was before the offer
Tendies Boi (18:20:42): Yea I'm taking it
Tendies Boi (18:21:04): Feels good to have benefits again
Feathered Juden (18:23:53): Yeah. I'm getting benefits literally one week before they run out
Wildcard (19:11:24): I had to wait
Tendies Boi (20:53:27): AC is $50 each
Tendies Boi (20:53:46): To Jessie
Wildcard (20:53:56): I ain't paying shit
Wildcard (20:54:17): Tell her come at me bro
Feathered Juden (20:58:34): Doubt I can come
Feathered Juden (20:59:02): Should probably spend my time apartment/airbnb hunting
Ronald McDonald (21:02:21): Where you looking to live?
Feathered Juden (21:06:31): Mark Cuban wrote a book: "How to win at the sport of business"
Feathered Juden (21:08:18): Hopefully I'll end up in Manhattan. I hate commuting
Wildcard (21:27:02): That's some serious money
Tendies Boi (21:48:43): Yea Manhattan is expensive. Would you considerbrooklyn
Wildcard (21:49:02): No hipster
Feathered Juden (22:01:08): Yeah
Wednesday, 20 May 2015
Feathered Juden (12:48:43): I might say fuck it and come with to AC. When do you leave and when do you return?
Tendies Boi (13:21:56): Going down on the 30th, coming back the 31st
Feathered Juden (13:23:08): O shit. I thought it was this weekend
Feathered Juden (13:23:31): I'll have to get back to you
Tendies Boi (13:54:57): No problem
Ronald McDonald (13:56:51): Cmon ya dangus
Feathered Juden (14:16:02): https://instagram.com/p/26AoGVE7D2/
Feathered Juden (14:16:37): https://instagram.com/p/25_-_yk7Co/
Feathered Juden (14:19:01): https://instagram.com/p/2uzevLk7Em/
Wildcard (21:04:33): This is weird
Tendies Boi (21:07:38): Someone somewhere is masturbating to this now
Wildcard (21:08:21): That is sadly true
Thursday, 21 May 2015
Wildcard (19:46:23): Bad Blood by Taylor swifts video is so bad
Tendies Boi (20:24:03): Never saw/heard it
Wildcard (20:34:19): UFC 187 should be great
Ronald McDonald (20:53:03): I went to my dad's stock club meeting
Ronald McDonald (20:53:37): There were a surprising number of dick and midget jokes made, 2 featuring both
Tendies Boi (21:36:30): Drum up any NGBM investors?
Ronald McDonald (21:37:38): I'm warming them up said I know this new hot ipo for a company of men who do biz at a next gen level
Friday, 22 May 2015
Ronald McDonald (12:15:05): None
Ronald McDonald (12:37:15): None
Ronald McDonald (12:37:20): Clickhole is too good
Tendies Boi (16:04:55): do you guys think it's safe for me to smoke yet
Tendies Boi (16:06:45): i accepted the offer yesterday and it doesn't say anything about a drug test. i just had to fill out a questionnaire and there was a few mentions of a drug test. i just dont want to fuck stuff up
Ronald McDonald (16:09:29): Ask if there's anything left to do for your employment to be official
Ronald McDonald (16:09:45): Any more forms or whatever to fill out
Ronald McDonald (16:10:02): Or tests to take then give them a wink and mime smoking a j
Tendies Boi (16:10:20): seems like i'm good to go but i don't want to call up and act really shady lol
Tendies Boi (16:10:36): i mean HP has its HQ in silicon valley, they probably dont drug test anyway right
Ronald McDonald (16:10:47): Oh you're out of office now? Did you have your first official day yet?
Tendies Boi (16:10:57): i start june 15th
Ronald McDonald (16:11:58): Just send an email asking if your all set up to start working then, but I would say your probably ok.
Ronald McDonald (16:13:11): I think I'm the only one left in the office
Tendies Boi (16:13:44): time to blaze up
Feathered Juden (16:13:48): Don't. Better safe than sorry
Ronald McDonald (16:14:07): Nah smoke up johnny
Tendies Boi (16:14:11): choices choices
Ronald McDonald (16:14:22): How often have you been smoking
Ronald McDonald (16:14:26): Before this
Tendies Boi (16:14:28): like the offer letter has no indication they even do random drug testing lol
Tendies Boi (16:14:30): not at all
Tendies Boi (16:14:42): i quit when i realized i was going to probably lose my job soon
Ronald McDonald (16:14:58): Well if you do it only once it'll be out before June 15 most likely but if you do it more than that if you had to take a drug test you'd probably fail
Ronald McDonald (16:15:18): Get a drug test kit, see if your clean now
Tendies Boi (16:15:21): if theyre gonna drug test tho thats going to be before my first day
Tendies Boi (16:15:23): i am clean now
Ronald McDonald (16:15:26): If so save some urine and your set
Tendies Boi (16:15:27): havent smoked in over a month
Ronald McDonald (16:15:40): So pee in a cup now and throw it in the fridge
Ronald McDonald (16:15:46): Bam
Ronald McDonald (16:16:53): Then day of drug testing fill up a condom with it, tie it off, tape it to the inside of your leg and you are good to go
Ronald McDonald (16:17:07): That's how athletes did it before the whizzinator
Tendies Boi (16:17:08): id rather just not smoke lol
Tendies Boi (16:17:22): if they drug test they'll usually indicate that on the offer letter
Tendies Boi (16:17:23): right?
Tendies Boi (16:17:27): none of my jobs ever tested
Ronald McDonald (16:17:40): Well I know some applications I filled out say it there
Ronald McDonald (16:18:07): And if you check off that you agree they can do it because you already agreed
Ronald McDonald (16:18:22): I don't think they're obligated to tell you again in the offer letter if you already said you'd take one
Ronald McDonald (16:18:25): But I'm not sure
Tendies Boi (16:18:34): hmm
Ronald McDonald (16:18:55): Just booze it up
Tendies Boi (16:19:22): ehh
Tendies Boi (16:19:27): ive done that too much lol
Feathered Juden (16:20:16): Just wait
Ronald McDonald (16:20:19): Same lol. My stomach and liver hate me. I'll drink in AC but I'm stopping for a while after that
Tendies Boi (16:23:18): yea i guess i'll probably wait
Wildcard (16:30:55): Booze. Who said booze. I'm in
Tendies Boi (16:31:07): so now i have no work till the 15th and i cant smoke. this is some kind of sick joke
Ronald McDonald (16:35:45): It's god punishing you for the sins of your father
Ronald McDonald (16:35:54): Or its just bad luck
Tendies Boi (16:36:36): eh i'll probably smoke in a few days when i'm sure
Wildcard (16:46:19): My plans got cancelled. Who's down to party
Ronald McDonald (16:47:14): Can't going to PA for memorial day
Tendies Boi (16:47:36): i'll be in NB tonight
Wildcard (16:48:10): Looks like I'll catch up on my videos games
Feathered Juden (19:23:01): Where in NB?
Tendies Boi (19:23:42): Not sure yet
Feathered Juden (22:04:48): Where you at Petey Pablo?
Tendies Boi (22:27:25): I'm at world of beer lol
Saturday, 23 May 2015
Wildcard (15:38:19): None
GroupMe (15:38:51): Wildcard changed name to The Sexy One
GroupMe (16:00:24): Tendies Boi changed name to The Stud
The Stud (17:35:42): Power
Feathered Juden (17:36:19): Powwwwhhhherrrr
Feathered Juden (17:38:58): The men doing anything tonight?
Ronald McDonald (17:48:23): I'm up in PA till monday
Feathered Juden (17:49:48): Shut up @Ronald McDonald. Wasn't asking you.
The Sexy One (17:56:03): I'm free
The Stud (18:02:55): I'm in south jersey now. Be back tomorrow. I'm prob free tomorrow night if you guys aren't doing anything
Sunday, 24 May 2015
Feathered Juden (13:17:12): None
Feathered Juden (13:17:28): I think I'm gonna order 500 of these for myself
Feathered Juden (13:17:58): pete and I had talked about each of us having unique business cards with whatever we want on them
The Sexy One (13:38:21): Why not the same. We are a company
Feathered Juden (13:46:09): it doesn't matter if they're the same because we're not a company
Feathered Juden (13:47:24): just make a card you're happy with.
The Sexy One (14:03:07): Penis it is
The Sexy One (14:03:22): Wanna do something tonight
Feathered Juden (14:10:16): Game of thrones and shit is on
The Stud (15:02:38): Want to watch game of thrones tonight?
The Stud (15:02:55): I'm gonna go see mad max soon but I'm free after
Feathered Juden (15:26:00): I've got HBO. I may actually meet with a lady later so I'll keep you posted
The Stud (15:29:07): Ok let me know if you need me to sit in between you guys to quell the sexual tension
Feathered Juden (15:29:55): You can be the middle spoon
The Sexy One (15:55:13): Cool invite. I wanna spoon
Monday, 25 May 2015
The Stud (11:23:47): i'm going to go to south jersey next friday, are you guys all cool to drive together to AC on saturday?
The Sexy One (11:24:07): I need a ride
The Sexy One (11:24:29): So brye can I jam in
The Stud (11:25:10): \ufffd
Ronald McDonald (12:48:37): Yea marc
Feathered Juden (12:49:05): You home Brian?
Ronald McDonald (12:52:08): Not yet
Feathered Juden (12:53:04): Let me know so we can get the site up
Feathered Juden (19:56:26): Site is going live tonight
The Sexy One (19:57:44): We should all be ther
The Sexy One (19:57:49): Also I'm writing stuff
Feathered Juden (19:59:38): Good. Brian and I were thinking we need to post something once or twice a week. Not each of us, but in total
Feathered Juden (20:00:27): And the black woman at park ave diner, the one we wrote skits about, said we look like we're making a movie.
The Sexy One (20:03:37): Cool invite
Feathered Juden (20:04:16): You could've come
The Sexy One (20:14:21): I was not invited or told a time. So boo you whore
Feathered Juden (20:14:48): you could've assumed
The Sexy One (20:15:08): You know I don't assume. My father was an assumption
Feathered Juden (21:25:25): we're live
Feathered Juden (21:25:30): doing.biz
Feathered Juden (21:25:48): www.doing.biz
The Sexy One (21:26:38): Now that it's live we need better pictures
The Sexy One (21:27:38): Pete looks like a back up dancer to One Direction. I look like I like clopping and Brian is an alcoholic.
Ronald McDonald (21:28:21): I kinda like mine though too. But probably better for myself If I use a new one
The Sexy One (21:28:49): Yea we will take picture in AC
The Sexy One (21:28:57): We will be dressed up
Ronald McDonald (21:30:13): Aight
Ronald McDonald (21:30:21): What should we put in our first post
The Sexy One (21:30:30): Dicks
Feathered Juden (21:30:42): so far it reads: "If you were not already aware, we are the Next Gen Biz Men (NGBM). We Do Business."
Feathered Juden (21:30:52): wanna just leave it at that
Feathered Juden (21:30:53): ?
Feathered Juden (21:31:08): our future posts will obviously be more detailed
The Sexy One (21:45:31): Just finished my first article
The Sexy One (21:45:49): Will send it over for edits and critics and then go live.
Ronald McDonald (21:46:08): Ok send it to nextgenbizmen@gmail.com
The Sexy One (21:48:40): Send
The Sexy One (21:49:09): It was quick. If you guys want to add more ideas to it you can
The Sexy One (21:50:43): Can we start shut with next gem biz man ?
The Sexy One (21:51:02): I want to make him cry for having a similar idea as U.S.
GroupMe (21:51:54): The Sexy One changed the group's avatar
Feathered Juden (21:52:32): we had it first actually
Feathered Juden (21:52:42): two years ago we started all the social media accounts
The Sexy One (21:52:57): Well then screw him
Feathered Juden (21:53:21): we'll definitely write some shit about him
Ronald McDonald (21:53:21): I agree first things first crush the competition
Feathered Juden (21:53:25): start beef
The Sexy One (21:54:12): Also we need to make business tanks. So when you wann be formal but wanna show everyone you are better then they are because you lift
Feathered Juden (22:07:24): Marc, do you have that picture of me from Sushi Palace
Feathered Juden (22:07:26): ?
Feathered Juden (22:07:32): without the meme shit on top
The Sexy One (22:07:52): None
The Sexy One (22:07:59): Never leave home with out it
Tuesday, 26 May 2015
The Stud (12:15:33): http://www.appy-geek.com/Web/ArticleWeb.aspx?regionid=3&articleid=42292737&source=digest&tagid=-9&tagname=Top+Stories
The Stud (12:15:36): i blame marc
Ronald McDonald (12:16:07): Damn last I heard it was a million a day
The Sexy One (12:21:41): They spend a lot
The Sexy One (12:22:11): Like 100 K in marketing a day
Ronald McDonald (12:22:59): That's only 2 of there daily though
Ronald McDonald (12:23:22): Gotta spend money to make money
The Sexy One (12:23:49): Overhead and shit. Plus the lifespan of the app is only like 4 years
The Sexy One (12:24:00): It's actually lasting a long time
Ronald McDonald (12:24:45): Yea I was gonna say it's been on out for more than 4 I thought and it seems to be coming up more with all the commercials
The Stud (12:26:15): This seems like the one smartphone game that will actually be out for a while. those army building games are my guilty pleasure and clash is one of the best in terms of the game making microtransactions less necessary
Ronald McDonald (12:27:48): Yea been playing over a year and never spent a dime but it's still entertaining enough that I check it at least once a day
The Sexy One (12:47:55): I've been over 3 I think. And I just spend ITunes gift cards my uncle gives me
The Sexy One (13:44:42): None
Ronald McDonald (13:49:08): Josh is at his first day of class pass quick let's all make fun of him before he can check his phone
The Sexy One (13:49:52): What a fine upstanding individual. To bad he is a dirty stinky filthy democrate
Ronald McDonald (13:51:23): I hope your god doesn't have any dairy in it
The Stud (13:52:23): Class pass? More like ass pass
Ronald McDonald (13:53:04): Ass pass for the whole class
The Stud (15:06:32): http://www.clickhole.com/article/stephen-hawkings-message-little-girl-who-wants-be--2442?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
Feathered Juden (18:22:21): I took the nastiest, most watery diarrhea during orientation this morning
Ronald McDonald (18:24:43): Did you say guess who just passed ass at class pass?
Feathered Juden (18:25:04): It would've been redundant
Ronald McDonald (18:25:28): Oh cause everyone poops
Feathered Juden (18:25:56): Cause I took 5 minutes
The Stud (18:26:44): My nigga
The Stud (18:31:33): Look how jacked this kangaroo is
Feathered Juden (18:32:46): Joey be juicin'
Ronald McDonald (18:49:44): Dam he must workout
The Sexy One (19:27:20): You guys wanna come to class on Saturday with me
Feathered Juden (19:27:56): Don't think I can do ac this weekend. May move to a place in Hoboken on Sunday.
The Sexy One (19:28:14): Copy cat
Feathered Juden (19:28:14): Month to month sublet for 1050/month
The Sexy One (19:28:34): Rentings a suckers game
Ronald McDonald (19:29:28): Middle class is dying well all be renting till we die
Ronald McDonald (19:29:41): Thanks obama
The Sexy One (19:29:55): I ain't renting shit. I'm buying.
The Sexy One (19:30:13): No seriously I refuse to rent
The Sexy One (19:31:58): Only if you need it. Like Pete
The Sexy One (19:32:07): He didn't have a place. Then it's okay to rent
Ronald McDonald (19:32:16): Nah I want to rent until I know where I want to live
Ronald McDonald (19:34:28): Also property taxes
Ronald McDonald (19:34:38): And a mortgage
The Stud (19:34:43): Renting isn't necessarily a suckers game. Owning is expensive
The Sexy One (19:35:04): That's why you save until you can buy.
The Sexy One (19:35:11): That's what my family has done
The Sexy One (19:35:23): Live at home until you can afford a place
The Stud (19:35:24): Not always possible
Ronald McDonald (19:35:31): I'd like to rent till I find a place I like enough where I'd like to live. How do I know I'll buy right right away
The Sexy One (19:35:36): I know hat
Feathered Juden (19:35:57): You're all fools. This is America. Just pillage
The Sexy One (19:36:02): If you have to rent then you have to
The Sexy One (19:36:14): RAPING AND PILLAGING
The Stud (19:36:18): What if you work somewhere that isn't commutable from your parents place? Or you want your own place
The Sexy One (19:36:41): Then you don't work there lol
Feathered Juden (19:36:42): Or if your only making $38k
The Sexy One (19:36:53): I guess it's different for my sister and I.
Feathered Juden (19:37:07): Joo
The Sexy One (19:37:16): We can only really work in big cities. NY Is the best for Media
The Stud (19:37:21): So it's better to be unemployed than rent? Lol
The Sexy One (19:37:21): So she commutes
The Sexy One (19:37:30): Yes
The Stud (19:37:37): Lol
Ronald McDonald (19:37:49): I mean you can really only rent in the city unless your loaded
The Sexy One (19:37:50): If rather be dead then a damn dirty serf
The Sexy One (19:38:13): I sleep on stacks of hudies
The Stud (19:39:45): If you rent you don't have to pay for any maintenance either which is nice. Long term renting is dumb but not all renting is
The Sexy One (19:40:06): I like fixing shit
The Sexy One (19:40:21): Plus. Kids
The Sexy One (19:40:24): I want a slave
The Sexy One (19:40:27): I mean son
Ronald McDonald (19:40:35): I like not paying property taxes though
The Sexy One (19:40:54): You don't need to pay taxes
The Sexy One (19:41:07): Look at Wesley snipes
The Sexy One (19:41:14): He didn't pay taxes and he's rich
Ronald McDonald (19:42:57): Also if you change your mind about location instead of just not renewing your lease you have go out and sell it possibly at a loss depending on the market. Idk when I do move out I plan to rent for a while
The Sexy One (19:43:21): Just be rich
The Sexy One (19:43:37): This is where NGBM will happen
Ronald McDonald (19:45:17): And don't even get me started on homeowners insurance
Ronald McDonald (19:45:28): Thank you
The Sexy One (20:30:19): It's terrible
Feathered Juden (22:01:35): http://www.doing.biz/themen/
Feathered Juden (22:01:45): let me know if this will suffice
The Stud (22:08:15): Perfect
Ronald McDonald (22:12:48): That's hilarious
Ronald McDonald (22:12:54): Also it works too lol
Feathered Juden (22:45:32): just wrote a new post: the 1st day
Feathered Juden (22:45:36): It's your first day on the job and in all likelihood, on-boarding will come first. \nWHAT IS ON-BOARDING?\nForget drinking the Kool-Aid. On-boarding is the process by which your new employer teaches you to brew their special "house blend" of Kool-Aid. They divulge all of their trade secrets.\xa0\nENTICING PERKS\nFlashy technology will\xa0be foisted upon you.\xa0Women of the office will be put on parade for your perusal. \xa0\nDo not be phased, as these are merely\xa0ploys to draw your attention away from what really\xa0matters: your dominance.\xa0\nFIRST IMPRESSIONS\nSpeaking from experience, I abruptly left my on-boarding session to evacuate a mighty fierce storm of diarrhea from my bowels. I was certain that the underside of my testicles was stained brown. What was some twit from HR going to teach me that I couldn't teach myself? Nothing. So I left the room, defecated, wiped, washed, and then reentered the crowded room\xa0with the gait of a sodomized\xa0Penguin.
Feathered Juden (22:46:20): Completely unrelated... Birds have cloacas, meaning they only have one orifice for their excretions, both urine and feces. The cloaca also houses avian genitals. Can birds be sodomized? Seriously.
Feathered Juden (22:46:22): Come to think of it, imagine if humans had cloacas. Vaginass: it's like having your cake and eating it, too. If the lizard people really run this country, which they do, we must begin harassing the American Medical Association for keeping this matter a secret. I'll be the first to line up to see Obama's Penass.
Ronald McDonald (22:50:27): I like the article, dunno bout the lizard people lol
Feathered Juden (22:51:50): End it on vaginass?
The Stud (22:58:58): Can birds be sodomized, hmmm
Feathered Juden (23:00:11): only one hole
Feathered Juden (23:00:15): ya know
Ronald McDonald (23:00:58): All sex is double penetrstion for birds then huh
Feathered Juden (23:01:25): only dp cause the one hole is dual purpose
The Stud (23:01:44): I'm about to dp that parakeet
Feathered Juden (23:02:29): imma dp that flamingo
Feathered Juden (23:02:38): in fact, imma pink sock that flamingo
Feathered Juden (23:06:31): completely unrelated, I got a call from thompson reuters this morning. I didnt call them back, but in the message the woman asked what I am doing in my accounting department?
Feathered Juden (23:06:55): think they only contacted me cause my name is on the backend of the website?
The Stud (23:09:00): Lol call them back
Feathered Juden (23:12:50): I'm tempted to
The Stud (23:14:43): I might email a venture capitalist lol
Feathered Juden (23:31:03): My director of operations is a venture capitalist
The Stud (23:52:36): Ask him if he wants to invest in a business that's constantly expanding (anus stretching)
Feathered Juden (23:54:07): Anus stretching can only go so far before it tears. Like a bubble bursting
The Stud (23:55:01): This can be a part of our series "Business Metaphors for Homosexuals"
Feathered Juden (23:56:17): Homosexuals are due for a rebranding
Wednesday, 27 May 2015
The Sexy One (07:16:41): The Fuck did I just wake up to
The Sexy One (07:16:58): IM ON VACATION
Feathered Juden (07:24:32): Read the post to my dad. He likes the cloaca bit
Ronald McDonald (08:42:55): Wait you do you want to include the part about bird vaginasses
The Stud (08:43:32): I learned so much about double teaming birds though
Feathered Juden (08:43:40): Yeah. What's wrong with tangents?
Ronald McDonald (08:47:45): Ah now I see it's cause you walked like a sodomized penguin that you talked about it
Ronald McDonald (08:48:08): I see the connection now
Feathered Juden (08:49:39): Yeah
Feathered Juden (08:49:52): Descriptive, right?
Ronald McDonald (08:50:50): Maybe end it with like "well my boss is yelling me to stop googling bird porn so gotta get back to work" or something.
Feathered Juden (08:51:18): I just ended it with the vaginass thing
Ronald McDonald (08:51:24): I think chronologically my article about not knowing your own title seems like a good one for right after yours.
Feathered Juden (08:51:46): I can post mine tonight
Ronald McDonald (08:52:22): I think we should talk about how we want to try to spread this now too
Ronald McDonald (08:52:27): Since we actually have a site up
Feathered Juden (08:53:25): Once or twice a week we should post something. At a minimum
The Sexy One (08:54:46): Well you got mine
Ronald McDonald (08:54:49): No I know that but like are we gonna post something on reddit? Or spread it over twitter?
The Sexy One (09:05:35): Ohh
Ronald McDonald (09:09:47): Pete When's check in on saturday
The Stud (09:10:35): Probably like 4
Ronald McDonald (09:13:28): K
The Stud (09:14:53): If anyone in AC asks why we are there, it's to celebrate that Josh just received a lifetime achievement award from NGBM
The Sexy One (09:24:33): You guys mind is I bring my girlfriend
Feathered Juden (09:25:08): Business cards were shipped
Feathered Juden (09:25:22): Don't know when they'll arrive though
Ronald McDonald (09:29:02): You got a girlfriend now marc?
The Sexy One (09:29:39): Yea we have been pretty serious for about a year. I hit her just about everyday
The Stud (09:30:31): Lefty or eighty?
The Stud (09:30:35): Righty
The Sexy One (09:30:44): It's the gym
The Sexy One (14:48:15): My room
The Stud (14:51:19): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Ronald McDonald (15:41:02): Pete is you high
The Stud (15:41:16): I wish
The Stud (15:42:25): I just got an email saying I'm all cleared to start on the 15th so it sounds even more like no drug test. But still
The Sexy One (16:25:34): None
The Stud (18:49:27): dibs on the left bed
GroupMe (18:50:17): The Stud changed the group's name to Spread Them Cheeks Boy
The Sexy One (19:00:40): So I found a way to cheat the comp system
Feathered Juden (19:01:30): Go on
The Sexy One (19:09:45): You get points for betting. If you bet on roulette. All the outside spaces. You can only lose on 0
The Sexy One (19:09:50): You bet 5 a pop
The Sexy One (19:10:02): You rack up real quick
The Sexy One (19:10:44): I got to teir 75 in like 15 minutes on 20 bucks
Feathered Juden (19:10:44): No idea what your talking about
The Stud (19:10:58): I just get drunk and wander around
The Sexy One (19:11:28): I'm going ham
Ronald McDonald (19:43:23): I'm not getting involved in any gambling/beating the house conversations lol
The Sexy One (20:13:17): Cause you think about the odds
The Sexy One (20:13:31): Bitch I'm like Elizabeth Banks. The odds are ever in my favor
The Sexy One (20:35:34): Third row back
The Stud (20:36:24): Where is that?
The Sexy One (20:36:56): Harrahs. It's Collin Jost and Michael Che
Feathered Juden (20:37:13): You're in ac right now?
The Sexy One (20:37:36): Yes
Feathered Juden (20:37:55): Also, I'm gonna post that sticker about the first day. Everyone should go on and share on Facebook one I do
Feathered Juden (20:38:03): Article*
Feathered Juden (21:37:31): Deed is done. Post is up
Feathered Juden (21:37:39): Share on social media
Feathered Juden (21:37:51): The ones you're comfortable with
The Stud (21:38:14): Deed is done?
Feathered Juden (21:39:02): First legit post
Feathered Juden (21:53:27): None
The Sexy One (22:56:04): That show was amazing
The Stud (22:56:21): What show was it?
The Sexy One (22:56:33): Colin Jost and Michael Che
Feathered Juden (22:56:49): was is weekend update live?
Feathered Juden (22:56:54): it*
The Sexy One (22:57:14): No it was so amazing. There was a heckler and they handled it so well
Feathered Juden (22:58:35): few things...
Feathered Juden (22:58:47): take a look at the men page again as I have updated it
Feathered Juden (22:58:48): http://www.doing.biz/themen/
The Stud (23:00:20): Acceptable. Not sure how interested I am having my name or likeness on a site that feature an article that ponders whether a bird can be sodomized
The Stud (23:01:02): I love the careers page
Feathered Juden (23:01:10): honestly, i think you're fine. I have to worry because if anyone does a whois lookup, you can get all of my info with incredible ease
The Stud (23:01:23): Working knowledge of a Keurig machine or willingness to learn how to use a Keurig coffee machine
Feathered Juden (23:02:28): my mom liked that part as well
Feathered Juden (23:02:44): I like marc's picture best
Feathered Juden (23:12:14): Just looked into it and for $8/year, we can completely mask my name, home address, email address, and phone number. right now this is completely public information
Feathered Juden (23:12:52): I'd be more comfortable proceeding with this option so long as you all don't mind
The Sexy One (23:13:22): Spell my name with a K
Feathered Juden (23:14:12): done
Feathered Juden (23:15:33): anyone else want a pseudonym/
Feathered Juden (23:15:36): ?*
Feathered Juden (23:15:51): I may go by Zack
Feathered Juden (23:18:07): Pete, you're no Gary
Feathered Juden (23:18:10): now*
The Stud (23:18:20): Perfect. Now wrestle for me
Feathered Juden (23:19:08): O, i have a friend creating a graphic for us. the little icon up top in the browser is pixelated. she's gonna send one that is much cleaner
Thursday, 28 May 2015
Feathered Juden (05:36:09): You guys play around with Periscope? We could do an NGBM live stream video broadcast
Feathered Juden (05:36:17): NGBMTV
Feathered Juden (09:14:50): Men, it's Peter's birthday.
The Stud (09:15:37): I'm not a business boy any longer. Now I'm a business man.
Ronald McDonald (09:26:46): Happy bird - day pete
Ronald McDonald (09:27:07): May your vagina ass never be sodomized
The Stud (09:30:01): I ain't no fucking bird
Ronald McDonald (09:35:17): Not yet. Also I agree with pete before about my likeness being on a site with articles about bird Sodomy lol
The Sexy One (09:36:22): That faggot. I thought nigga was hatched
Ronald McDonald (13:39:17): Nike suspected in 150 million fifa, visa is about to pull sponsorship, jack warner fifa VP is about to rat on the president and all the bribery. This is more interesting than most soccer matches tbh lol
The Sexy One (13:40:15): If this doesn't get America to like soccer nothing will
The Sexy One (13:40:32): America. You will like what we like or we will destroy it
Ronald McDonald (13:41:08): Putin also thinks this was just a ploy by the US to take away the Russian 2018 world cup
The Stud (13:42:00): This world cup stuff is ridiculous
Ronald McDonald (13:42:15): It's about time somethings been done
Ronald McDonald (13:42:55): Thing is everyone is guilty too. Germany bribed for 2006 world cup, south Africa 2010 was the result of bribery. This stuff stretches back to the 80s
Ronald McDonald (13:43:30): Australia is asking for the 40 million they spent on their 2022 world cup bid and they too are guilty of a few million in bribes
Ronald McDonald (13:43:54): And to top this all off, bill Clinton may be what started all of this
The Sexy One (13:45:05): None
The Stud (14:02:12): Y'all ever heard of Monsanto?
The Sexy One (15:29:31): I'm re watching all of Entourage
The Stud (15:33:06): Josh where can I send you an article I wrote ?
The Sexy One (15:33:19): Where mine at
The Stud (15:33:37): @Feathered Juden
Ronald McDonald (15:51:07): I'm am an excel god
The Stud (16:27:02): I sent the article to the ngbm email
The Sexy One (16:37:07): More like an Excel underling
Ronald McDonald (16:37:53): I was told the wrong project to work on yeatersay, so I spent all day today doing it till like 3 when I was told it was something else. Knocked it out in an hour.
Ronald McDonald (16:38:02): And I like the article
The Stud (16:38:34): Thanks
The Stud (16:38:54): That is the extent of the effort I am willing to put into this site
Ronald McDonald (16:42:41): You mean writing articles in general or only this one article and now you're done lol
The Stud (16:56:40): Little bit of both
The Stud (17:27:15): Btw Jessie says she needs the money for AC when you guys check in
Ronald McDonald (17:29:46): Aw man really? And aight
Feathered Juden (18:26:45): We can always change shit about the site, or edit posts.
Feathered Juden (18:27:16): I definitely can't make ac. Think I'm moving to Hoboken for sure Sunday
Ronald McDonald (18:29:22): You found a place?
Feathered Juden (18:30:42): Yeah. A friend's friend from law school
Feathered Juden (18:30:49): $1050/month
The Sexy One (18:30:57): Each?
The Stud (18:30:57): Nice
Feathered Juden (18:31:15): Yeah
The Sexy One (18:31:17): That's not bad.
The Sexy One (18:31:26): What street
Feathered Juden (18:32:10): Not sure. Don't care. Hoboken is one square mile, so everything is relatively close to the part station
Feathered Juden (18:32:23): Path*
The Stud (18:32:31): Yea you're lucky. Seems like a cool place to live. Have a housewarming party lol
Ronald McDonald (18:32:37): Have you seen the place?
Feathered Juden (18:35:12): Only pictures on Craigslist. It's month to month too so I can still look for places in Manhattan if I want
Feathered Juden (18:35:22): And I was thinking that if everyone is hesitant to have pictures of themselves on the site, let's just say we're a "shadowy collective"
Feathered Juden (18:38:48): And if you guys want, I can setup the site to have an email address where anyone can send a post. It'll save as a draft. I can also schedule when to release specified posts. Like if I wrote something today, edited it, but didn't want to post yet, I could set to go out at like noon on Monday
Feathered Juden (18:39:09): And @The Stud , I'll have to read your post when I get home. What's the subject?
The Stud (18:39:17): Writing resumes
Feathered Juden (18:40:31): Cool. Quality post?
The Stud (18:40:46): Define quality
The Stud (18:40:56): It has pictures that need to go in
Feathered Juden (18:41:37): No problemo
Feathered Juden (18:42:07): Any avian references?
The Stud (18:42:24): No but I can add them in
Feathered Juden (18:43:09): Think we meet our quota for a good while
Feathered Juden (20:33:53): Bunk is on a sitcom with Lt Dangle, Chandler, and the principal from Sunny
The Sexy One (20:40:35): The odd couple ?
Feathered Juden (20:40:53): Yeah. My parents had it on
The Sexy One (20:41:19): Sure they did. And they subscribe to AARP too. We know it's you josh
The Sexy One (20:41:46): We know your an 80 yr old Jewish grandmother in the inside
The Sexy One (20:41:58): I see your plastic jewelry collection
Feathered Juden (20:42:33): It's white gold. Not that cheap
The Sexy One (20:43:54): White gold is the Pine of previous medal.
Feathered Juden (20:44:36): But the real thing makes my skin break out in hives
The Sexy One (20:45:14): You don't bring me anything less the tungsten
Feathered Juden (22:03:26): if you can dream it, you already did it (at your previous job)
Feathered Juden (22:03:30): love it pete
Feathered Juden (22:08:00): Also, i took all of our pictures down from the site and consolidated some of the pages
The Stud (22:22:16): Glad you liked it
Friday, 29 May 2015
Feathered Juden (07:26:46): Let me know what everyone thinks of the update page. I know that I'm personally more comfortable with the way it is now. If anyone I work with ever saw the site, I don't know how long I'd last at the job
Feathered Juden (07:26:54): Updated*
The Stud (07:36:36): Put Mark instead of Marc
Feathered Juden (07:37:24): K. What she's everyone want to be called?
Feathered Juden (07:37:30): Does*
Feathered Juden (07:37:45): Pseudonyms?
Feathered Juden (07:38:17): I might go by Schwartz
The Sexy One (07:42:32): Can I go bye Ace
Feathered Juden (07:43:11): Pete?
The Stud (07:46:18): Pussy Destroyer
Feathered Juden (07:46:48): Yeah?
The Stud (07:47:36): Or Muhammad
Feathered Juden (07:48:05): How bout Mo?
The Stud (07:48:19): Mo Bitches
The Stud (07:51:36): Two Finger Tom is good too
Ronald McDonald (09:44:36): I always wanted to be someone competent different. What about Bryan? Or Ryan?
The Stud (10:28:34): We are the business collective. We are the hivemind that drives American economy. Individuality is for low performers.
Ronald McDonald (10:55:09): We are the jews who run the news
The Sexy One (12:00:19): I got fat checked in nitro
Ronald McDonald (12:03:23): You're at 6 flags?
The Stud (12:09:52): What's fat checked lol
The Sexy One (12:12:22): When they see if everything can close in you
The Sexy One (12:12:26): And yes
The Sexy One (12:50:16): To big to ride batman
The Stud (12:51:26): They measure biceps only for that ride
The Sexy One (12:53:17): I talked to the guy. They build them for guts. But if you have a big upper body then it's a no go
The Sexy One (12:55:07): Sign says. You put up more then 275 you can't ride. You to much of a beast
The Stud (12:56:22): They don't want you making batman look like a little bitch
The Sexy One (12:58:24): True
The Sexy One (16:51:36): So I learned it's not fat check. It's chest check. If your shoulders or chest is over 52. That's why I can't ride some. I bench to much
The Stud (16:54:57): Don't we all
The Sexy One (16:56:45): I snuck this photo of Pete
The Sexy One (16:57:22): Snuck one of Brian too
The Sexy One (16:59:47): Just took a progress pic
Feathered Juden (18:41:06): Business cards came in. I can leave some with Brian tonight to take down to ac.
Ronald McDonald (18:42:31): Awww yeaaa
Feathered Juden (18:47:25): Very slight chance I'll be able to come to ac. Going to try and sign my lease now.
Ronald McDonald (18:49:47): Just do it like nike
The Stud (20:08:44): Gotta let me know in advance
Ronald McDonald (21:21:03): Just printed out cards against humanity should I bring it to ac?
The Stud (21:33:01): If you want
Feathered Juden (21:35:54): I'm moving to Hoboken
The Stud (21:37:22): Congrats. You coming to AC tomorrow?
Feathered Juden (21:40:12): What time are you all leaving?
Ronald McDonald (21:58:31): I'm going at 230 you can come with me if you want
The Stud (22:12:00): There might be a lot of traffic since its after memorial day. Also Jessie is asking you guys bring the money tomorrow. 65 each, 50 if josh comes lol
Ronald McDonald (23:04:38): Well 230 even with an extra hour would mean getting there around 530, that cool?
Ronald McDonald (23:04:42): And aight
Ronald McDonald (23:21:52): Where are we staying again?
The Stud (23:25:17): Bally's
Ronald McDonald (23:26:07): Aight
Ronald McDonald (23:30:58): When's check out on Sunday
Ronald McDonald (23:40:32): None
Ronald McDonald (23:40:58): None
Ronald McDonald (23:41:54): Shit looks real sleek
The Stud (23:41:55): I love it
The Stud (23:42:08): Ans idk I'm leaving early Sunday cuz I gotta pack
Ronald McDonald (23:42:16): Aight
Saturday, 30 May 2015
Feathered Juden (12:24:48): I'm jizzing
Feathered Juden (12:24:57): Cumming*
Feathered Juden (12:25:01): Coming*
Ronald McDonald (12:25:12): Yessss
Ronald McDonald (12:25:48): The biz boys are back in town
The Stud (12:55:31): Cool beans
The Stud (12:55:47): Jessie and I are almost there. We are just gonna chill on the boardwalk till check in
The Stud (12:56:00): Also please bring the cash for Jessie. $50
Ronald McDonald (12:56:22): Kk. And I will. When is check in?
Feathered Juden (12:58:47): I removed that first post and replaced it with a much better one
The Stud (12:59:37): Check in is like 4 I think
Ronald McDonald (12:59:57): K think we're leaving around 2/230.
Ronald McDonald (13:00:04): How was traffic
The Stud (13:00:05): Ok cool
The Stud (13:00:10): No traffic for us
Ronald McDonald (13:00:15): Sweet
The Stud (13:00:29): We didn't take the parkway . no traffic on the expressway though
Ronald McDonald (13:00:44): What did you take?
The Stud (13:16:41): We came from Jessie's parents house so its way out of your way
Feathered Juden (13:17:04): New post is up
Feathered Juden (13:17:25): http://www.doing.biz/blog/5/1/2015/whats-in-a-name
Ronald McDonald (13:17:33): Ah gotcha
Feathered Juden (13:18:06): i'll be sure to post everyone else's shit this week
Feathered Juden (13:18:22): this one is a good intro post that shoudnt deter anyone
Ronald McDonald (13:18:47): Cool just want to rework mine a tiny bit and I agree this one I'm a fan of the lack of bestiality
Feathered Juden (13:20:22): cool. Pete's might take a little while for me to format properly.
Ronald McDonald (13:27:02): What's the dealio with food we getting dinner down there?
The Stud (13:36:49): We can get dinner if you guys want. All we bought for the room are cupcakes ans chips lol
Feathered Juden (15:12:58): My friend Jake had an idea for a series of Q&A posts. "Next Gen Biz Men Q&A"
Feathered Juden (15:13:20): People could write in and ask questions. Really were asking the questions though
The Stud (15:28:15): "Seriously, where are the women?"
The Sexy One (15:31:38): What we doing tonight
Feathered Juden (15:31:45): Fear is not in our dictionary. The only thing next gen biz men would even consider fearing is a sexual harassment lawsuit. We take solace in the fact that we know none of the NGBM are attracted to one another. Sexual harassment charges amongst members of the inner circle is in impossibility
The Stud (15:45:36): Jessie and I are in the room. Call/Text when you're here
The Stud (16:39:03): You guys close?
Feathered Juden (16:39:42): Exit 86
The Stud (16:40:48): Traffic?
Feathered Juden (16:41:00): Nope
The Sexy One (17:03:00): It's our Dante anniversary
The Stud (17:23:59): He's probably in Camden now celebrating his 19th birthday
Ronald McDonald (17:40:05): Here just parked
The Stud (17:41:32): OK cool we are in ballys tower. I'll meet you in the casino at the tower entrance
Ronald McDonald (17:42:04): K on our way
Ronald McDonald (17:44:09): What room did you get?
The Stud (17:44:27): 2620
Sunday, 31 May 2015
Feathered Juden (00:00:39): Brian and Haley are headed back to Bally's. Haley doesn't feel well
The Sexy One (00:03:46): So I won the pool with me self
The Sexy One (00:04:53): Yall niggas can't hang like Andre
The Sexy One (00:16:53): I actually mean that. All yall niggas lost best man status
The Sexy One (16:53:11): Wrote another article
The Sexy One (16:53:16): Sent it to NGBM
The Sexy One (16:53:47): I don't remember texting the group last night
The Stud (19:24:55): ;)
The Stud (19:25:09): http://imgur.com/fq0FoGt
The Stud (19:25:32): http://imgur.com/0I9eD84
The Stud (19:25:40): Started going on /r/miiverseinaction and this shit is amazing
Feathered Juden (19:29:14): Hoboken for delayed until tomorrow. Some minor flooding on the streets due to the storm
The Stud (19:30:04): are you moving furniture and stuff?
Feathered Juden (19:31:41): A lot of small stuff, but my fucking parents both insist on coming, so neither would be of much help in torrential downpour
The Stud (19:32:15): so like no dressers or whatever and you can just buy a new bed frame
The Stud (19:32:24): that's good, moving furniture is the worst part. the rest of moving isn't too bad
Feathered Juden (19:33:22): Really just had a desk, but I have to build it. Still in the box
The Stud (19:47:26): I wonder how many people visited our site and went "what the fuck"
The Stud (19:47:35): "some girl in a club gave me a card for this?"
The Sexy One (19:47:53): How's the traffic
The Sexy One (19:49:02): What's our ROI
The Stud (19:49:56): NGBM has offices located in Edison, Union, and Hoboken lol
The Sexy One (20:17:36): This my nigga
The Stud (20:17:57): Lol
The Sexy One (20:20:33): A lot of this is 9/11
Monday, 01 June 2015
Ronald McDonald (11:42:15): We should post another article today
Ronald McDonald (11:42:23): Also josh did anyone visit the site lol
The Sexy One (11:42:31): I sent my two in
The Sexy One (11:42:39): And yes. Tell us josh
The Sexy One (11:42:46): I wanna know what's out ROI
The Sexy One (13:27:26): None
The Stud (13:50:09): I'm still waiting for the 100k job that is instantly given to all white men
Ronald McDonald (14:03:55): Me too. Cmon patriarchy you're slacking
Ronald McDonald (14:03:59): I paid my member dues
The Sexy One (17:09:25): I feel like Steve would wear this
Feathered Juden (22:29:37): My bad. Been moving my shit into the new place. I'll try and post something tomorrow or Wednesday?
Feathered Juden (22:30:00): Any suggestions as to what we should post next?
Feathered Juden (22:33:09): Are any of you responsible for this?
Ronald McDonald (22:35:43): That was me
Ronald McDonald (22:36:29): I thought the name hot tots was funny
Tuesday, 02 June 2015
The Sexy One (14:42:33): I realized why I don't have luck in online dating. I'm using the wrong sites. Instead of tinder. I'm going to start using Century 21. Cause I'm a house. (Flexes Muscles.)
The Stud (15:00:29): I'm glad you threw the flex in there so I could get the total visual picture
The Sexy One (15:49:23): I know you are a visual learner Pete
Ronald McDonald (16:09:36): I'm more of a tactile kinesthetic learner
The Sexy One (16:13:35): That's some fancy words
The Stud (16:24:44): Means he needs to touch your body like Mariah Carey \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f
Ronald McDonald (16:32:53): All I want for Christmas is you ;)
The Sexy One (16:33:43): That is the gayest things I have ever seen. And I scissored with josh in the back of Brian's car on the parkway
Ronald McDonald (16:36:45): Whatever your just an ugly gay slut anyways
The Sexy One (16:48:59): You know it
Ronald McDonald (16:49:25): Just like them bitches on the parkway
Feathered Juden (19:53:14): 15 looked at the site
Ronald McDonald (19:53:34): Unique IPs? Cause I checked a few times
Feathered Juden (19:53:49): 23, sorry
Feathered Juden (19:53:53): Yeah
The Sexy One (19:54:02): Sweet
Feathered Juden (19:54:02): Unique individuals
Feathered Juden (19:56:19): In the last week, 68.4% of referrers to the site were direct links, not through Facebook
The Sexy One (19:56:35): Swag
Feathered Juden (19:57:51): Main page is most popular with 39% of traffic
Feathered Juden (19:58:05): Takeaway is that some people actually went to the site
Feathered Juden (19:58:14): Gorillas
Feathered Juden (20:19:28): I'm gonna publish marc's nostalgia article tomorrow at noon
Feathered Juden (20:19:35): just gotta touch it up a bit
Feathered Juden (20:32:42): gonna add some stuff about how we dont even call nostalgia nostalgia any more, like its not 90s retro, its throwbacks
Feathered Juden (22:27:07): "lightning in a bottle" is the new title
Feathered Juden (22:27:25): added a new intro: "For millennials, adulthood doesn't start until age 30. Forget getting hitched at 18. Forget buying a house at 20. Millennials cannot even afford to get The Clap what with health insurance premiums being so high nor would they be in any position to even contract STDs what with the majority of millennials still living in the homes of their parents.\nThis next\xa0generation\xa0generation of Americans cannot afford the happiness and bliss they want, so they settle for what they know"
Feathered Juden (22:27:56): RETRO IS COOL AGAIN\nNostalgia is lighting in a bottle. Remastered movies, TV shows, and video games are all the craze. Remakes and sequels are in abundance. Remastered rereleases of the sequels to the original that came after the remake. Nothing is outside the realm of possibility.
Feathered Juden (22:28:24): MARKET YOUR PRODUCTS TO THE NOSTALGIA\nFailing bar or restaurant? Host Pete and Pete\xa0trivia\xa0night with special guest\xa0Danny Tamberelli. He's not doing much these days.\nFalling\xa0Tax Firm? Just\xa0give out a free pog\xa0with your logo. Coupon for a free consultation on the back.\nMillennials\xa0don't care for\xa0the\xa0newest, fastest PC. They want functionality\xa0with the\xa0experience of hearing a 56K dial-up modem. They want\xa0stacks of CDs worth\xa0500 hours\xa0of free AOL even if they don't have a disc drive. They want to watch reruns\xa0of\xa0Bill Nye the Science Guy...\xa0on Netflix.\nNothing anyone can produce today will ever best\xa0what millennial\u2019s\xa0imagine their childhood to be. Putting a nostalgic twist on anything will ensure your grip on the young-adult demographic.\nThey key is to make people think that if they use your service or buy your\xa0product they will feel the\xa0joy they did when they were kids. Capitalizing on the emotional vulnerability of the weak is always a good business practice.
Wednesday, 03 June 2015
Ronald McDonald (10:03:53): I have an idea for a real app
Feathered Juden (10:41:38): Go on
The Sexy One (10:53:42): Shit Stats. It's like a fit bit but for pooping
The Sexy One (10:57:17): You get a scale and put it under your toilet seat. And it was first impact and then last. So it tracks weight and length of time you were there. So pounds per minute
Ronald McDonald (10:58:37): Ok so have you ever been on your way to work and you find out there's construction or some bullshit that's going to make you late
The Sexy One (10:59:02): I have. Go on
Ronald McDonald (10:59:05): Basically you put you're work route(or any important route you take frequently) and it'll push road info about it to you
Ronald McDonald (10:59:24): Only about the roads you care about
Ronald McDonald (11:00:33): It's a small scope for an app but I think that makes it doable and it definitely serves a useful purpose
Ronald McDonald (11:03:32): I want 100 million for 10% stake in this idea
The Stud (11:15:11): It's called Waze lol
Ronald McDonald (11:17:52): Gayze
The Stud (11:23:10): For real though the app already exists lol
The Sexy One (11:37:44): SHIT STATS
Ronald McDonald (11:43:00): Ya I just looked it up. Damn thought I had a good one.
Ronald McDonald (11:43:21): Shit stats - the app that turns your phone into a scale so you can poop right on it
The Stud (11:57:55): Damn, the guy who ran silkroad was just sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole
The Stud (11:57:58): Harsh
Ronald McDonald (12:39:20): Didn't he steal a lot from those people
Ronald McDonald (13:15:53): I thought there was talk of hit men and shit
The Sexy One (13:16:29): Shady shit be shady
Feathered Juden (13:33:38): Waze got bought by Google for a billion a few years ago
Ronald McDonald (13:34:31): Damn so close
The Sexy One (13:35:44): Fuck shit stats guys
The Sexy One (13:35:48): I'm serious
The Sexy One (13:36:52): People love tracking shit
The Sexy One (13:37:30): These are our last things in my phone for us
The Sexy One (13:37:34): We are weird
The Sexy One (13:38:49): Also. My birthday. Want to Do AC as a guys night. Like we actually gamble and eat a nice steak dinner. Smoke cigars. Jerk each other off. Get some scotch
Ronald McDonald (13:44:23): See a comedian or sumthin?
Ronald McDonald (13:44:29): Either way yea I'm down
The Sexy One (13:44:45): Harris has some great shows
The Stud (13:46:05): I get back on the 9th so I'm free after that
The Sexy One (13:46:53): Norm Macdinakd is there July 18th
Ronald McDonald (13:47:17): I definitely would see norm mcdonald
The Sexy One (13:48:54): Tickets are around 45-65
The Stud (13:49:56): Not bad
The Sexy One (13:50:27): Let me see what I can do with my card. I was just going off base prices
Feathered Juden (18:06:57): When's your cake day?
Ronald McDonald (18:22:53): I'd pay that for norm
The Sexy One (18:49:40): 6th. But Norms on the 18th
The Sexy One (18:49:53): Also happy belated birthday
Ronald McDonald (18:53:07): Yea happy belated josh my bad
Ronald McDonald (18:53:15): How's the new digs?
Feathered Juden (19:13:34): Spacious
The Stud (19:49:59): For reals?
The Stud (19:50:07): And happy belated
Feathered Juden (20:03:04): Yeah. For Hoboken. I'd imagine
The Stud (20:05:43): How's the commute now
Ronald McDonald (20:09:59): We have to write an article ok perk farming it's my brothers new scheme and the reason he has 4 phones. It's insane
Ronald McDonald (20:10:28): I mean my brother is insane
The Stud (20:10:31): What is perk farming? Although I'm afraid to find out what it is
Ronald McDonald (20:10:35): He's like obsessed with gift cards now
Ronald McDonald (20:11:38): You know apps that give you points for playing so much that you can redeem for real stuff? Now imagine using a program to play them as fast as possible to earn you as many points as possible that you then redeem for gifts
Ronald McDonald (20:11:51): I asked him why not get cash instead of special gift cars
Ronald McDonald (20:11:54): Cards
Ronald McDonald (20:12:07): He said everyone accepts gift cards and that cash takes longer
Feathered Juden (20:14:06): About 45 min but only because I walk to the path station, which takes 20 minutes. If I bike it'll be quick. There's also a bus but I haven't figured that out yet
The Stud (20:14:23): Steve is the craziest person I know
Thursday, 04 June 2015
The Stud (00:27:09): marc you should buy this shirt \nhttp://www.christianbook.com/lords-gym-shirt-white-x-large/9128000072/pd/52004
The Sexy One (05:04:47): It's got sleeves doh
The Stud (11:10:26): You got scissors
The Sexy One (12:06:14): You put my article up yet j House
The Sexy One (12:07:25): Any one else see the shirt says bench press this but he's doing push ups?
The Sexy One (12:07:35): Similar muscle groups.
The Sexy One (12:07:43): But not the same thing
Feathered Juden (12:26:01): Not gonna publish it til you approve my edits.
Feathered Juden (12:26:28): Sent it to groupme Tuesday night
Ronald McDonald (12:30:50): I say we post a couple articles and then try to promote. No point in spacing out articles if we don't have visitors yet and if we do start to get visitors and we only have a few things up they'll lose interest fast I feel
Feathered Juden (12:40:22): Correct. Marc still needs to OK my edit though
The Sexy One (12:41:51): Oh I'm cool with it. I thought you were just saying what you were gunna do to it
The Sexy One (12:42:00): I approve
Feathered Juden (12:44:26): Cool. Well I added a whole intro and change some to make it flow more coherently
The Stud (13:02:19): We need more viral marketing lol I loved throwing around the business cards
Ronald McDonald (13:04:06): How much is a billboard?
The Sexy One (13:04:24): Lemme check here
Ronald McDonald (15:58:50): Let's Kickstart fund it
Ronald McDonald (15:58:57): I ain't paying for that shit
The Sexy One (16:17:27): Sounds like real life. Hey Oh
Friday, 05 June 2015
Feathered Juden (08:01:53): Marc, your post good up at noon
Feathered Juden (08:01:58): Goes*
The Sexy One (08:32:45): Call me Ace. \ufffd
The Sexy One (10:29:55): I got free tickets to the simmer set patriots on Sunday. You guys wanna come
Ronald McDonald (10:30:15): When's the game
The Sexy One (10:30:22): Afternoon
The Stud (10:30:46): I would go but I won't be back in NJ till Tuesday
The Sexy One (10:31:01): I'll drive since I used to work there
The Sexy One (10:31:05): Boo
The Sexy One (10:32:48): I need an answer soon.
Ronald McDonald (10:33:11): Can't today or this weekend sorry I thought you meant in the future
The Sexy One (10:34:49): When I give you guys no notice to go to a shitty sporting event your are supposed to leave everything to pay for over priced shitty concessions and terrible baseball. Gah. It's like you don't understand America. You leave your families who you haven't seen in a while.
The Stud (10:40:57): That's true. Taking a direct flight to the stadium now
The Sexy One (10:41:37): No time to land. Parachute down
The Stud (10:41:59): Just make sure I land on the bounce house
The Sexy One (10:50:20): Do I have to inflate it ?
The Stud (12:58:43): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Feathered Juden (13:06:29): Your post is up. Share mofos
The Stud (13:08:16): Also I am working on a new post: "how to deliver an effective presentation while covering up your nervous erection "
Ronald McDonald (13:11:20): We've all been there
Feathered Juden (13:13:12): Forget PowerPoint. Wear ten T-shirts, one on top of the next, each with a different picture/slide on it. Everyone you need to show the next slide, take off a shirt
Feathered Juden (13:13:25): Every time*
Feathered Juden (13:13:51): Need to go back two slides? Put shirt 6 back on
The Stud (13:15:50): the shirts are a great idea because that way you don't need to carry around pesky VGA cables and laptop power cables
The Stud (13:16:56): the world is your canvas for presentations. propose a merger in the middle of Arby's. Lay off employees during the company picnic. You are no longer tethered to technology to deliver information in an organized form
Saturday, 06 June 2015
Feathered Juden (18:22:37): I'm home tonight boys
The Stud (18:23:12): Welcome back you filthy animal
The Sexy One (18:23:28): Nig one in Cali. Nig to at Giv Ball. Red Nig is me
The Sexy One (18:23:34): Blue Nig is a Jew
The Stud (18:23:49): Yes Brian's at the Nig Ball
Feathered Juden (18:23:50): How's Cali?
The Stud (18:23:55): Amazing
The Stud (18:24:05): On Newport Beach now
Feathered Juden (18:24:23): That north Cali or near LA?
The Stud (18:24:33): Way south
Feathered Juden (18:24:52): Where'd your parents move to ? SD?
The Stud (18:24:53): My parents are like 45 min from LA
The Stud (18:25:01): No Anaheim hills
Feathered Juden (18:25:46): Since you're gonna be workin for HP, I'm sure it'd be easy to transfer to Cali at some point
The Stud (18:27:47): Possibly, but that's way up north in silicon valley
Sunday, 07 June 2015
The Sexy One (12:59:00): I'm gunna try to bang Ms New Jersey
The Stud (12:59:29): Ask her if there is a Mr. new Jersey
The Sexy One (12:59:50): Legally can't be
Feathered Juden (13:00:37): ?
The Sexy One (13:01:09): Like me banging ms NJ or that she can't be married
The Sexy One (13:11:12): Our last name is white
The Sexy One (13:11:29): First name privilege
The Stud (13:12:19): I'm cashing in my white privilege for a new car
The Sexy One (13:27:53): I want a boat.
Feathered Juden (13:57:54): My friends and I tried to buy I boat once
The Sexy One (14:05:49): Why
The Stud (14:58:23): I wish I had a boat
The Sexy One (14:58:46): You feeling it now Mr Krabs
Feathered Juden (15:14:31): Why not
The Stud (15:15:55): Boats aren't too expensive if you all go in on it. But then you have to pay for fuel, marina, etc
The Sexy One (15:22:44): It's a money Pitt
The Sexy One (15:26:14): Movie Idea. \n\nUps and Downs\n\nAn invents net banker has a coke addiction and Down syndrome
Feathered Juden (16:09:06): My friend Jake had this elaborate idea for a movie where downs people were immune to a killer disease and it had a similar title. Rise of the downs or something.
The Sexy One (16:32:53): Down with the sickness
Ronald McDonald (18:06:34): 4th of July weekend what are you guys doing
The Stud (18:06:51): Not sure
Feathered Juden (19:05:35): No clue
Ronald McDonald (19:17:49): Well I was thinking we could go chill at my lake house and go down the Delaware/paintballing/hiking. Not necessarily all three and there are other options.
Feathered Juden (19:19:10): I'm down. I'll have to let you know if I'm working.
Ronald McDonald (19:19:32): Cool cool cool
The Stud (20:12:59): Might have to do stuff with the gf but I'll come if I'm free
Ronald McDonald (20:13:20): She can come
Ronald McDonald (20:13:27): Haleys coming
Ronald McDonald (20:13:33): More the merrier
The Stud (20:13:50): She might be having a family party tho. Her family has parties a lot
Ronald McDonald (20:14:41): Tell them all to comr
Ronald McDonald (20:14:43): Come
Ronald McDonald (20:14:51): I'm talking extended family
The Stud (20:15:09): Even the drunk uncle?
Ronald McDonald (20:15:19): Especially him
Monday, 08 June 2015
The Sexy One (09:14:53): That moment when it's 9:15 and you are already over today
Ronald McDonald (09:16:01): Preach it
The Stud (10:31:08): Every day
Ronald McDonald (10:34:19): I finally know what it's like to be a womab
Ronald McDonald (10:34:22): Woman
The Stud (10:36:27): Now you are ready to be Caitlyn Ruggerio
Ronald McDonald (10:36:44): I'm a Trans family man
The Stud (10:36:52): For you its Kaitlyn Karabinchak
Ronald McDonald (10:36:57): Born a karabinchak but always felt more like a Ruggiero
The Stud (10:37:17): Lol trans family
The Stud (10:38:06): My goal is to become transgender without having any surgery/hormone treatment etc
Ronald McDonald (10:38:48): Lol seriously though I got groped hardcore at drake by some girls who I think we're rolling hard or just shitty drunk. I just wanted to turn around and tell them "you don't have to do this to get guys to like you"
Ronald McDonald (10:39:34): Also drake was exactly like the way I imagined him based on all those drake tweets
The Sexy One (10:39:48): That's my Tuesday
Ronald McDonald (10:40:52): Getting groped or becoming Transgendered or getting groped because your Transgendered
Ronald McDonald (10:41:12): Also this reminds me me and haley accidentally ended up at a drag show
The Stud (10:43:17): Yea drake sucks lol
The Stud (10:43:31): "Accidentally"
Ronald McDonald (10:43:55): Well we only ended up there because the other pizza/bar wouldn't let me in because I had on sandals
The Stud (10:44:06): Classic Brian
Ronald McDonald (10:44:11): I was gonna ask the bouncer if I could just go in and get a slice
The Stud (10:45:16): That's how it starts
The Stud (10:46:06): My mom was right about the gay agenda. They rope you in with pizza
Ronald McDonald (10:51:00): No actually the pizza place wouldn't let me in cause I wasn't dressed up enough lol
Ronald McDonald (10:51:26): I was too under dressed for a pizzeria by day bar by night
The Stud (10:56:06): You were dressed pizza casual when you should have been pizza formal
Ronald McDonald (10:56:52): If only I had a pizza face
The Stud (10:59:15): They saw right through you
The Stud (14:53:18): http://i.imgur.com/qkM6hQB.jpg
The Stud (14:58:54): http://i.imgur.com/MuPJdjz.jpg
The Stud (14:58:57): these jorah pics are so funny
The Sexy One (14:59:46): I don't understand
The Sexy One (14:59:57): You fucking nerds
The Stud (15:02:56): basically he is friendzoned hard
The Stud (15:04:08): http://37.media.tumblr.com/47f71b81d9c7f69fd28572239e010c9a/tumblr_n4eh7rvjLE1r61a7no1_500.jpg
The Sexy One (15:10:58): Isn't the whole point of the universe to rape and murder
The Stud (15:12:07): also iOS 9 is just straight up introducing Android features now lol
The Stud (15:12:42): their version of flipboard/buzzfeed, multi-window, apple skinned google now, etc lol
The Sexy One (15:28:50): Hey it's national best friend day. What should I get myself
Ronald McDonald (17:19:53): A Z job
The Sexy One (19:55:17): A co worker called me about a work issue and I'm high as shit
Ronald McDonald (19:57:11): That'd be a good article. How to talk about work with your coworkers when you're high as shit
The Stud (19:59:35): \ufffd
Ronald McDonald (20:00:08): Is it a superior or coworker
The Sexy One (20:00:21): Coworker
GroupMe (20:00:25): The Stud changed the group's avatar
Feathered Juden (20:00:42): Are you still at work right now?
GroupMe (20:00:44): The Stud changed the group's name to Taint No Thang
The Sexy One (20:01:12): No. I left at 640
Feathered Juden (20:01:31): imma be this asshole
Feathered Juden (20:01:32): http://www.bikesdirect.com/products/windsor/images/hour_plus_yel_2100.jpg
The Sexy One (20:01:53): You would
The Stud (20:02:03): Nice fixie bruh
The Stud (20:02:32): I want a bike so badly lol
Feathered Juden (20:02:32): i want it too be as annoyingly yellow as possible. Im not trying to get hit by no damn dirty cars
GroupMe (20:02:59): The Stud changed name to Slurms McKenzie
Feathered Juden (20:03:00): or maybe theyl hit me because its so damn annoyingly yellow
Slurms McKenzie (20:03:13): Who knows
Feathered Juden (20:03:17): damn, that's a good name
GroupMe (20:04:05): Feathered Juden changed name to Nibbler
GroupMe (20:07:20): Ronald McDonald changed name to Peter Nincompoop
Slurms McKenzie (20:32:47): http://i.imgur.com/2TF6Hbn.jpg
Slurms McKenzie (20:32:53): saw this on reddit
Nibbler (20:34:29): Can there be a wrong gender? Yes, yes there can.
Slurms McKenzie (20:36:08): maybe we were wrong. maybe there is a secret third gender that nobody told us about
Nibbler (20:36:35): You mean sex
Peter Nincompoop (20:36:44): How about a gender call trans
Slurms McKenzie (20:37:08): shit
Slurms McKenzie (20:37:10): that's it
Nibbler (20:37:51): Zach came up with some idea of a this sex where certain guys would be able to get butt pregnant
Nibbler (20:38:04): Third*
Slurms McKenzie (20:38:15): but you'd need a duderus
Tuesday, 09 June 2015
Nibbler (08:06:23): None
Slurms McKenzie (08:08:50): Rules were meant to be broken
Peter Nincompoop (08:28:13): Why did the new Android update make it so silencing your volume also silenced your alarm from going off
Slurms McKenzie (08:33:49): Its separate on my phone
Peter Nincompoop (08:35:12): Samsung so dumb. Ended up sleeping till 815 when my mom asked me if I had work lol
Slurms McKenzie (08:41:56): Just tell your boss "better late than never"
The Sexy One (09:23:56): Use your fit bit as an alarm
Slurms McKenzie (09:28:15): Or your dick bit \U0001f609
The Sexy One (11:01:55): That moment when you quote Halo Reach in a proposal
Peter Nincompoop (11:14:55): "And so as you can see from our future projected income data, we must destroy the covenant"
The Sexy One (11:43:08): "I am Johnny Halo,
Peter Nincompoop (11:43:50): Next time try to slip in some Karl Marx or Hitler quotes
The Sexy One (11:44:16): Suck it nerd. -Bill Gates
Peter Nincompoop (16:42:43): None
Slurms McKenzie (16:43:05): Hank gets me
Slurms McKenzie (16:43:26): Also I'm back in nj you gay nerds
Nibbler (19:38:52): Drinking with the CEO mofos
Slurms McKenzie (19:40:59): Blackmail time
Slurms McKenzie (20:32:17): Can I be Michael Rotch in NGBM
Nibbler (20:46:16): I don't curr. Who's that?
Nibbler (20:46:36): Also, I'm gonna start editing your article tonight
Wednesday, 10 June 2015
Slurms McKenzie (00:00:02): Pictures aren't working
Nibbler (00:01:04): It was too much of a struggle to screenshot the pictures you had and place them into the article
Nibbler (00:01:29): Everyone will have to learn how to post themselves. It's really easy
Slurms McKenzie (00:01:47): Awww that was the point of the article lol
Nibbler (00:02:24): We can always add them in retroactively
Slurms McKenzie (00:05:36): Yeah show me how to change that and i'll add the pics in. the article is lamer than it already is without pics
Nibbler (00:29:22): I can walk you through it this weekend. We'll do a screen share
Slurms McKenzie (00:30:22): OK cool
The Sexy One (06:10:45): I need one of you guys to lift with me soley to video me lifting to put on Instagram. And to build brotherhood or what ever. Mostly the Instagram thing
Peter Nincompoop (11:50:23): Por que
Slurms McKenzie (11:54:02): I'm down marc
Slurms McKenzie (11:54:16): I'm trying to get back into a workout routine
The Sexy One (11:55:17): I need to show everyone I'm a house.
Slurms McKenzie (12:02:52): Why lol
The Sexy One (12:05:43): It's mostly to make fun of my friend
The Sexy One (12:06:19): She has been posting picture of her lifting and videos now. We always joke about competing against each other. So I'm trying to one up her
The Sexy One (12:06:25): Also for the bitched
Peter Nincompoop (12:31:19): You're trying to prove to people you can out lift a woman?
Peter Nincompoop (12:32:15): I am trying to get back in shape though so I can help if you want. I started keto lol
The Sexy One (12:32:38): No I'm trying to prove I can out lift a friend. Damn Brian. Misogynistic much
Slurms McKenzie (12:33:04): I mean you bench like 300lbs so unless she is Xena Warrior Princess you are already fine
Peter Nincompoop (12:36:30): Wow I was the sexist this entire time and I didn't even know it
Peter Nincompoop (12:36:41): I've just been brainwashed by the patriarchy
The Sexy One (12:54:30): She can drink as much as me so there might be a shot
The Sexy One (12:54:48): She only deadlifts like 100
Peter Nincompoop (12:54:53): Can she fit into a rowboat
The Sexy One (12:55:01): My bench to squat is shit right now
The Sexy One (12:55:04): Yes
The Sexy One (12:55:07): Multiple time.
The Sexy One (13:06:14): I just matched with a girl who lifts on tinder. So do I propose now?
Slurms McKenzie (13:06:31): That's the logical progression
Peter Nincompoop (13:06:50): Make a bet with her
The Sexy One (13:06:51): Bitch deads 325
The Sexy One (13:06:59): I think I fount the one
Peter Nincompoop (13:07:00): If you can out lift her she's your wife
Peter Nincompoop (13:07:11): If not you kill yourself
The Sexy One (13:45:51): She puts up numbers
Peter Nincompoop (13:50:32): I do the same in excel you don't see me bragging about it
The Sexy One (13:51:37): Burn
Slurms McKenzie (13:52:57): Daaaaaaamn
Peter Nincompoop (13:58:04): You say pull up I say vlookup
Thursday, 11 June 2015
The Sexy One (08:37:18): The please don't leave the company for a better job email
Peter Nincompoop (08:39:17): Brownie points
Peter Nincompoop (08:39:21): Nice
Peter Nincompoop (08:54:54): Fatpeoplehate got banned on reddit and now r/all is flooded with Fatpeoplehate pictures from a bunch of new subreddits made to replace it.
The Sexy One (09:08:08): They going hard
Peter Nincompoop (09:09:15): Apparently they banned 5 subreddits today. New York times and other big newspapers actually reporting on it lol
The Sexy One (09:16:07): Which ones. Not clop clop I hope
Peter Nincompoop (09:25:06): Nope not even coontown either lol
Peter Nincompoop (09:26:28): Fatpeoplehate, hamplanethate, one about hating trans people one for hating black people and one for people who just harass a video game company or something lol
The Sexy One (09:32:38): Da Fuq
The Sexy One (09:33:03): Racism and jerking it to ponies. Cool. Hating people for size. Take it down
Peter Nincompoop (09:41:15): They said it was because it wasn't self contained, that fatpeoplehate would go harass members of other subreddits like loseit/progress pics and make fun of their pictures
The Sexy One (10:15:35): Tumblr in action would go then too
The Sexy One (10:16:02): The petition for her to resign is almost there
Peter Nincompoop (10:17:14): I saw that lol
Peter Nincompoop (10:17:37): You ever poop and feel like a 711 slurpee machine
The Sexy One (10:39:40): Go to a doctor man
Slurms McKenzie (10:41:44): Fat people hate was pretty bad tho
Peter Nincompoop (10:42:08): Yea it was. I mean I used it sometimes for motivation but most of it was just straight up bullying and not cool
Peter Nincompoop (10:42:47): Fatlogic is much better in that they don't try to bully or target peoples.
Slurms McKenzie (10:43:35): Eh
Peter Nincompoop (10:44:54): Some of it's motivational and really the only reason I go there
Peter Nincompoop (10:45:53): People are posting Ellen paos head on fat people and Hitler and it's all over all now and Ellen_pao_isacunt and variations of that are now subreddits lol
Slurms McKenzie (10:46:50): Oh internet virgins, what will they think of next
Slurms McKenzie (10:48:15): I wonder if anyone on there has this moment where they stop mid Photoshop and say "I'm mad because a message board won't let me make fun of fat people anymore so I'm putting the CEO's head onto Hitler" lol
Peter Nincompoop (11:03:21): I think that level of self awareness may be above them though lol
The Sexy One (12:00:22): Things I legit said to my coworker today\n\n"I don't put tinder girls names in my phone. That makes them people"
Peter Nincompoop (12:09:27): This but instead of black make it fat lol. And marc you don't call her by her name say "yes number 5"
Slurms McKenzie (12:20:51): Those pesky negroes
Peter Nincompoop (12:21:29): None
Slurms McKenzie (12:24:08): Lol
Slurms McKenzie (12:24:43): Working out gets so much easier when you stop reading shit online about working out lol its all broscience and unimportant crap
Peter Nincompoop (12:25:00): I'm so bored at work I've gone through all the subreddits and am at the 4chan one
Peter Nincompoop (12:25:12): And Idk I'm no muscleologist
Slurms McKenzie (12:25:15): Hope they don't check your browser history lol
Peter Nincompoop (12:25:30): Oh for bad subs I use my phone lol
Slurms McKenzie (12:25:52): Thank god lol
Peter Nincompoop (12:25:55): Also incognito mode behind 7 proxies \ufffd
Peter Nincompoop (12:25:58): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Nibbler (12:38:00): Don't y'all niggas have jobs
Peter Nincompoop (12:38:33): Big boss is in Colorado rest of the week and I'm done with what I need to do. Yeatersay I literally did 1 thing. Today I may do none.
Peter Nincompoop (12:38:45): Well see how I feel
Slurms McKenzie (12:42:15): I don't start till Monday. And you should probably do some work so when you have a review they like you lol
Peter Nincompoop (12:45:20): I mean I literally did all the cases we have open I have nothing now lol. I can't help with other accounting stuff because I don't have the qualifications to. I'm just very far ahead of schedule, they expect these cases to take more time because they're used to people who don't know excel that well
Slurms McKenzie (12:56:58): See if you can get put on extra projects or something
Peter Nincompoop (13:05:47): Idk insidejorahshead seems better
Slurms McKenzie (13:06:27): True
The Sexy One (15:15:16): Real creative guys
Peter Nincompoop (15:30:28): By the way Saturday evening you guys are invited to haleys, her pool is open house is empty and I'll be bbqing. You're also all welcome to sleep over
The Sexy One (15:54:50): I will be at Fallout Boy and Wiz
The Sexy One (15:59:28): That moment when you have to tell your boss your password is jackiechan69
Peter Nincompoop (16:02:09): My old blackberry password was boobs, I remember when the guy at the Verizon store asked for it
Slurms McKenzie (18:54:58): None
Peter Nincompoop (19:01:47): None
Peter Nincompoop (19:03:56): None
Slurms McKenzie (19:07:50): Lol
Nibbler (22:49:41): Everyone is gonna keep 8-9pm on Sunday open. I'm gonna teach y'all how to use square space. We'll screen share in Google hangouts.
Peter Nincompoop (22:50:11): Aight
Nibbler (22:52:57): Then we're all gonna watch game of thrones by our lonesome. Except you Marc, cause you gay like that
Slurms McKenzie (22:58:27): Gaaaaaay
Friday, 12 June 2015
Peter Nincompoop (08:30:27): Sometimes I look at the moon and wonder if y'all are looking at the dame moon
Peter Nincompoop (08:30:30): Same
Nibbler (08:30:55): I'm not
Peter Nincompoop (08:31:28): You just like to see homos naked
The Sexy One (08:32:21): Sometimes I look at the moon and wonder will I ever be bigger then it. \n\nI'm coming for you moon
Peter Nincompoop (08:46:17): The day you start lifting is the day you become the smallest man in the world because you'll never be as big as you want to be. -Dom mazetti
Peter Nincompoop (08:54:17): None
The Sexy One (10:29:02): No matter how hard you try you will never be as big as your pump
Slurms McKenzie (10:37:30): \ufffd
The Sexy One (10:47:33): Call me Peter Parker. I'm in love with the Mary Jane and shot my web all over NYC
Peter Nincompoop (10:53:36): Idk if you guys care but netflix stock is going to split soon down possible down to 60 a share, would be a good buy
Peter Nincompoop (11:29:43): http://curtsnewhat.com/
Peter Nincompoop (13:27:00): If you guys are free tonight bbq/pool/drinks/smoke at haleys house tonight
Nibbler (13:34:33): You're going to PA for 4th of July, right?
Peter Nincompoop (13:34:54): I think so ya
Peter Nincompoop (13:35:09): That's the plan
Nibbler (13:35:44): What day would you leave. If I work July 3rd, I make a ridiculous amount of money
Peter Nincompoop (13:37:56): I would think the 3rd after work
Nibbler (13:38:16): K
Slurms McKenzie (13:53:19): What's planned to do in PA?
The Sexy One (17:03:07): So I realized a huge deal breaker for me. Arm pit hair
Peter Nincompoop (17:03:32): There's a lot to do in PA we can talk about it. And yea I agree marc
The Sexy One (17:04:32): My birthdays that Monday
Slurms McKenzie (19:14:38): You guys busy tonight?
Peter Nincompoop (19:14:56): Hanging at haleys grilling chilling
Peter Nincompoop (19:15:01): You guys are welcome to come
Nibbler (19:15:12): Assembling my bike
Slurms McKenzie (19:15:30): Man I wish I had a bike
Slurms McKenzie (19:15:40): Where's haleys place
Peter Nincompoop (19:15:42): Me too
Nibbler (19:15:51): Let's race
Peter Nincompoop (19:16:05): 31 Frederick Place old bridge
Peter Nincompoop (19:16:12): She had her grad party here
Slurms McKenzie (19:17:18): Aha
Peter Nincompoop (19:18:24): I know it's a bit of a drive for you. You guys are welcome to sleep over though if you get drunk
Nibbler (19:18:41): My dad sent me this link kbl.com
Saturday, 13 June 2015
The Sexy One (00:48:19): I'm glad you pay for shots with your coworker and you spend 150 bucks on them and they still make you pay for karaoke
Slurms McKenzie (00:49:42): Wut
The Sexy One (00:51:08): I paid for shots
The Sexy One (00:51:20): For All of us
The Sexy One (00:51:31): I had to pay for karaoke
The Sexy One (00:51:33): Twice
Slurms McKenzie (01:30:04): You didn't have to
The Sexy One (01:30:48): I thought it would be nice
Slurms McKenzie (01:31:12): Buncha scumbags
The Sexy One (01:31:22): I'm be like bitch
Peter Nincompoop (09:01:32): You're their coworker not their mom lol you don't owe them shieeeeet
Slurms McKenzie (09:19:58): If anything the company should pay for your outings
Nibbler (10:12:38): Last week's Veep was awesome.
Peter Nincompoop (10:12:56): Yea it was
Peter Nincompoop (10:13:45): The deposition right?
Nibbler (10:13:51): I'm gonna be obnoxious
Nibbler (10:13:52): Yeah
Peter Nincompoop (10:14:09): Also silicon valley was awesome too
Nibbler (10:14:43): Game is thrones tomorrow should be satisfying. Someone dies
Peter Nincompoop (10:16:03): Roose/ramsay because of the sacrifice
Nibbler (10:17:19): Maybe. I was talking about someone else
Peter Nincompoop (10:18:37): Who?
Nibbler (10:19:16): Not gonna spoil it. But it will be satisfying
Peter Nincompoop (10:19:51): Oh you know who? Yea don't say lol.
Peter Nincompoop (10:19:56): Oh I think I know who
The Sexy One (10:28:02): My co workers loved doing.biz
Slurms McKenzie (10:28:35): Is that bike one gear
Nibbler (10:29:14): You showed your coworkers. That takes balls
Nibbler (10:29:31): I got the bike on bikesdirect.com
Nibbler (10:30:34): The "mind business connection" is next
Peter Nincompoop (10:31:10): I'm working on it right now
Slurms McKenzie (10:33:15): I don't think I would show coworkers that site lol
Nibbler (10:33:37): It's pretty tame at the moment
Nibbler (10:33:47): I'd consider it.
Nibbler (10:34:01): Not with the bird sodomy thing though
Slurms McKenzie (10:34:05): Needs more hardcore porn
Slurms McKenzie (10:34:15): And maybe a little bird sodomy
Nibbler (10:34:32): If we could have ads, they should only be porn
Slurms McKenzie (10:34:58): Anime porn
Slurms McKenzie (10:35:33): In anime porn you are only limited by your imagination and shame
The Sexy One (16:16:09): None
The Sexy One (20:15:46): Fupa Chulupa
Nibbler (20:16:22): I concur
The Sexy One (20:17:02): This old women at the gym was rocking a hard camel toe
Peter Nincompoop (20:17:17): My article will be ready tomorrow
Peter Nincompoop (20:17:19): And nice
Nibbler (20:18:12): Is she a gilf?
The Sexy One (20:18:45): Whiz is like God spilled a person
Nibbler (20:18:54): And I'm gonna start working on a piece about workplace romances
Nibbler (20:19:33): I have not the slightest clue what you just said
Slurms McKenzie (21:22:12): Ink my whole body I don't give a mother fuck
Nibbler (21:24:54): New article. Openly displaying tattoos
Sunday, 14 June 2015
Nibbler (10:26:30): https://youtu.be/3pkJo_0Vv8A
Nibbler (10:26:44): How the fuck is this a thing?
Nibbler (10:26:54): I was laughing the whole way through
The Sexy One (21:53:04): This is my new thing.
Slurms McKenzie (21:55:00): Now you just need to ask her back to your place so you can order chicken fingers and nuggets and see if she can tell the difference between them while you devastate her butthole
The Sexy One (21:55:22): That's the plan
Slurms McKenzie (23:38:30): Game of thrones toyed with my emotions
Nibbler (23:40:12): I knew what was gonna happen to Cersi, bit everything else was intense. That Arya scene was awesome
Slurms McKenzie (23:44:46): Didn't see the Jon Snow scene coming
Nibbler (23:45:07): Shh. Brian may not have seen
Slurms McKenzie (23:45:17): When he and Sam kiss goodbye
Nibbler (23:45:27): When Jon snow had butt sex with Sam
Slurms McKenzie (23:45:45): It's called the long night
Nibbler (23:45:52): Then John runs off with the baby into the woods
Nibbler (23:46:02): Skipping*
Monday, 15 June 2015
Peter Nincompoop (08:07:20): Yea I didn't see it yet haley doesn't have hbo gonna watch it later. It was good though?
Slurms McKenzie (08:12:26): It was pretty shocking to say the least lol
Peter Nincompoop (08:12:45): Lots of death?
Slurms McKenzie (08:12:49): Yup
Slurms McKenzie (08:13:37): And boobs
Peter Nincompoop (08:14:28): Sweet
Slurms McKenzie (08:37:25): AFTER you watch the new episode check out /r/fuckolly
Peter Nincompoop (08:38:34): Jesus I think I know what he does
Slurms McKenzie (08:42:38): \ufffd
Peter Nincompoop (08:43:51): I swear if that Lil bitch kills Jon snow. He'd better kill sam.
Slurms McKenzie (08:44:31): \U0001f609
Peter Nincompoop (08:47:19): Ugh don't tease me like this
Slurms McKenzie (08:49:31): Just focus on the boobs
The Sexy One (08:51:15): Spoiler. It was all an autistic kids dream
Nibbler (18:10:12): I'm getting payed to play kickball for four hours tomorrow. Then we have happy hour
The Sexy One (18:56:34): Fucking hipsters
Slurms McKenzie (19:55:08): Sounds like you work at a day camp
The Sexy One (22:30:18): Mortal Kombat the movie is back in Netflix
Tuesday, 16 June 2015
Nibbler (08:44:10): Sequel to The Gory Hole\u2026
Nibbler (08:44:19): The Gory Days
Nibbler (08:44:34): Morning Gory
Slurms McKenzie (08:44:39): Let's make it a trilogy
Peter Nincompoop (08:56:00): Old Gory
Peter Nincompoop (08:56:17): A civil Era retelling of gory hole
Slurms McKenzie (09:00:50): Now you're cooking with gas
Peter Nincompoop (09:00:57): And Gory, a retelling of the classic film glory about the only all black troop in the civil war, but this time they're plagued by a mysterious serial dick biter
Peter Nincompoop (14:42:52): I work in a basement with 2 other people and 1 bathroom, just spent 10 minutes in there with explosive diarrhea I can't look either of them in the eyes
The Sexy One (14:43:22): You should have made eye contact with them during the shit
Peter Nincompoop (14:43:35): I'm sure they heard parts
The Sexy One (19:55:38): I'm in for PA
The Sexy One (19:55:44): I will need a ride
Slurms McKenzie (20:07:00): https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3a3itv/i_am_dave_willis_cocreator_of_aqua_teen_hunger/
The Sexy One (20:24:27): We are the next generation of biz men. AMA
Slurms McKenzie (22:19:53): Would you guys be potentially interested in seeing Rene do standup next Saturday?
The Sexy One (22:21:09): What's the date
Slurms McKenzie (22:22:06): 27th. Idk if I can go but I might
Peter Nincompoop (22:42:07): I'd be down
Nibbler (22:53:09): I might be working so it depends on what time he goes on.
Wednesday, 17 June 2015
Nibbler (11:15:15): Just had sexual harassment training
The Sexy One (11:17:14): Like how to
Nibbler (11:18:13): That's what my article is going to be about.
Slurms McKenzie (11:19:41): Grab asses
Peter Nincompoop (11:23:10): Ask if things are inappropriate by demonstrating them
Peter Nincompoop (11:23:31): Also article will be done today when I get home from work yesterday I was pretty busy
Nibbler (12:11:20): Cool
Peter Nincompoop (14:04:42): You ever do something slower at work because you know you have nothing else to do after it
Slurms McKenzie (14:24:59): Lol
The Sexy One (14:25:12): Nope
Slurms McKenzie (14:25:13): Can't say I have but I can see the merit
Slurms McKenzie (14:26:16): Ask for more work or to get put on projects
Peter Nincompoop (14:27:12): I could have wrote a script to do this excel project in like 2 minutes instead I did it by hand and it took an hour so I can bill for longer and keep my bosses off my back lol. My boss asked me if it really took so little time to do one cost out, I think they want me to take longer so they can bill their clients for more money
Peter Nincompoop (14:27:28): Also I would but I feel like shit with allergies so I'm just gonna keep it slow lok
Peter Nincompoop (14:27:30): Lol
Slurms McKenzie (14:30:37): You've got it made
The Sexy One (14:38:15): I want to do nothing
Peter Nincompoop (14:39:29): I brought a book to work
Peter Nincompoop (14:39:48): My only other task is to help my boss pass his test which is exactly like my second actuary test lol
The Sexy One (15:05:50): You work in a front right
The Sexy One (15:06:24): What are they smuggling in the back. Coke. Hookers. Coked up hookers. Hookered up coke?
The Sexy One (15:07:32): Are you laundering money for Bain?
Peter Nincompoop (15:10:27): Nah we just help out corrupt organizations negotiate for more money and in return we get pba cards
The Sexy One (15:21:00): That's Murica
Peter Nincompoop (16:02:50): Got called into the bosses office and the first thing he said is "im designating your my bitch"
Slurms McKenzie (16:04:00): I want to believe
Peter Nincompoop (16:04:21): He seriously did
Peter Nincompoop (16:04:44): Then he told me it's because he knows that I can do what he needs/won't ask why lol.
Peter Nincompoop (16:04:48): I am reek
The Sexy One (16:04:52): That when you challenge him to fight
The Sexy One (16:05:00): You win. Your the alpha
Peter Nincompoop (16:08:59): I'll become the alpha and omega
The Sexy One (16:09:52): For an atheist you do quite the bible a lot
GroupMe (16:11:09): The Sexy One changed name to Reps for Jesus
Reps for Jesus (16:11:24): Now I'm he Burger King
Slurms McKenzie (16:12:25): For a Catholic you sure eat a burger king a lot
Reps for Jesus (16:13:21): At or A. Cause I do both. I eat kings of burgers at Burger King
Slurms McKenzie (16:13:21): Should be bread and fish every night
Reps for Jesus (16:13:31): To many carbs
Reps for Jesus (16:13:40): I want that Jesus bod
Peter Nincompoop (16:15:39): I'm actually doing a low carb diet now, keto and there's this cool side effect my alcohol tolerance has disappeared, I got buzzed on one drink last night
Reps for Jesus (16:19:44): I used to think having a great tolerance was awesome. Now it's just expensive
Peter Nincompoop (16:20:41): Yea now I can save money on booze I actually semi blacked out on 4 or 5 drinks the other night. Though all I can drink now is whiskey which I don't mind
Reps for Jesus (16:23:58): Alright that's bitch status
Peter Nincompoop (16:24:46): It's like a superpower
Peter Nincompoop (16:24:53): The ability to lower my alcohol tolerance at will
Reps for Jesus (16:26:19): I have to ability to make lemonade using only lemons sugar water and stiring
Slurms McKenzie (16:26:57): That's nothing, I can make lemonade with nothing but water and lemonade mix
Reps for Jesus (16:27:38): Oh shit
Peter Nincompoop (16:53:20): http://www.theonion.com/article/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-compl-33487
Peter Nincompoop (17:04:11): Apparently the task I was given, to clean up the hard drive, was given to the last 3 people who had my job and they all failed lol
Slurms McKenzie (17:05:38): Clean up?
Peter Nincompoop (17:14:24): The folders and documents are very disorganized so I have to go through everything and sort it lol
Peter Nincompoop (17:15:35): There was a pdf version of the wiki page for "generations" under the forensic accounting folder. The fuck am I supposed to do with that lol
Reps for Jesus (17:24:45): Brian's gunna be murdered after he finishes this isn't he
Peter Nincompoop (17:25:52): I'd say the odds are 1 in 4
Slurms McKenzie (18:04:41): Rip in peace
Peter Nincompoop (18:05:41): Fuck this gay earth
Slurms McKenzie (18:37:17): This is Rachel Dolezal's inspiration https://youtu.be/kBJDz4ylQO0
Peter Nincompoop (18:41:40): The jerk is one of the best movies ever lol. And at least in the movie he grew up in a black family, rachel lied about having a black parent lol
Nibbler (21:56:53): There's gonna be a woman on the $10 bill
Reps for Jesus (21:59:48): The fuck did hamleton so
Slurms McKenzie (22:10:40): What woman lol
Nibbler (22:12:19): It's open to a vote. C'mon 4chan
Nibbler (22:12:29): Not gonna happen till 2020
Thursday, 18 June 2015
Peter Nincompoop (08:52:02): Tay Tay for 2020
Peter Nincompoop (08:52:48): On my company's outlook calendar there's only one event for today, an all day event titled "shred-it". I can't believe I forgot my skateboard.
Slurms McKenzie (08:53:40): Do you work for a front lol
Peter Nincompoop (08:54:12): Lol it'd be funny if it was since they investigate fraud
Peter Nincompoop (08:54:47): Though that does seem to make sense, you investigate fraud so no one thinks you do it. Genius.
Reps for Jesus (08:55:07): I think they mean shred all the document
Nibbler (10:18:43): Brian, how's the article coming along?
Peter Nincompoop (10:22:24): It's done, didn't want to watch last night+had to catch up on silicon and veep. Gonna post it on my lunch break
Nibbler (10:23:09): Cool beans
Peter Nincompoop (14:01:07): My boss has so many pdf'd Wikipedia pages on this hard drive and I have no idea why lol
Peter Nincompoop (16:49:42): Reddit in a nutshell -
Nibbler (19:23:14): Post dat shiiieeeet
Nibbler (20:17:55): https://instagram.com/p/4FZrbxk7Cc/
Peter Nincompoop (20:47:18): Just finished my practice test doing it now
Peter Nincompoop (21:05:08): Just posted
Peter Nincompoop (21:08:16): Oh josh Ingram and your love of Keesha phat pussycum
Nibbler (22:59:00): I'm writing a piece about how I slept with my boss. "Sleep your way to their demotion"
Friday, 19 June 2015
Reps for Jesus (06:26:02): I'm gunna write an article about how to impress people at meetings
Reps for Jesus (06:26:33): If it's a one on one. Invite them to do something you are better at them in
Nibbler (06:44:28): It's the best tactic, especially if you're a one man operation.
Nibbler (06:45:18): I just thought that I could also name the article, "Sleep your way to their bottom." Double entendre.
Reps for Jesus (06:46:52): \nWe need to post more
Reps for Jesus (06:46:57): Like 2 times a week
Reps for Jesus (06:47:02): Get some insta game
Reps for Jesus (06:47:11): To get that insta fame
Nibbler (06:49:17): http://motherboard.vice.com/read/box-of-rocks-is-the-best-startup-in-the-entire-world?utm_source=mbfb
Nibbler (06:50:28): I'll post something during the day. I got shit lined up. Just wanted to make sure we all had some content up before I blast the interwebs with my mind spam
Slurms McKenzie (07:04:16): http://imgur.com/a/ACHBS
Slurms McKenzie (07:05:38): Oops I mean this http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3ad2fe/job_interview_tips/
Peter Nincompoop (07:07:36): They stole your idea josh. Sue them. Sue them all.
Slurms McKenzie (07:08:25): Yuh fucked kid
Nibbler (07:11:57): Not loading for me for whatever reason
Nibbler (07:12:08): Mine will be better. No worries
Peter Nincompoop (07:12:42): I start tomorrow
Nibbler (07:12:54): And the article calling out nextgenbizman is great. I think
Nibbler (07:13:41): How's the new job Pete?
Slurms McKenzie (07:14:04): I like it a lot so far
Nibbler (07:15:42): Help desk again or another role altogether?
Slurms McKenzie (07:16:08): Another role, I'm not in IT now
Slurms McKenzie (07:16:44): Im an end of term leasing specialist now so it's like finance/customer service
Nibbler (07:19:40): I'm kinda doing the same shit. A lot of billing
Nibbler (07:20:33): Also Brian, I looked at that spreadsheet in drive. It's ridiculous. It's thoroughness is funny as all hell
Slurms McKenzie (07:21:21): Yea so happy to be out of IT lol. And HP seems like a good place to work so far
Nibbler (07:22:06): Cube farm?
Slurms McKenzie (07:26:30): Everyone sits in like clusters of a few desks in big cubes
Slurms McKenzie (07:26:43): The office is pretty big
Peter Nincompoop (07:27:07): Thank you josh I take pride in my spreadsheets lol
Nibbler (07:38:16): DDOS. Distributed denial of self
Peter Nincompoop (07:47:51): I'm gonna write an article about adopting your business culture as your culture using mcdonalds like we did in AC lol.
Peter Nincompoop (07:48:46): You see son some women are like the McRib. They're in you're life for a limited time only and will reappear at unexpected times.
Peter Nincompoop (07:49:04): You're also never quite sure what they're made of.
Slurms McKenzie (07:54:19): Also they're cheap and you can never get you fingers to smell normal again after you've handled them
Nibbler (07:57:58): Think I might be legally the only person working in the office today
Nibbler (07:58:00): Literally*
Slurms McKenzie (08:01:07): Whip out the D
Peter Nincompoop (08:03:07): Nice the office administrator at place is getting married to the bosses son so I think mine will be pretty empty too
Nibbler (08:05:47): Just posted the interview part 1
Peter Nincompoop (08:08:50): So now that we have a few articles and plan on posting more often how do we plan on getting more traffic
Nibbler (08:09:18): We need to do social
Nibbler (08:09:29): And a lot of SEO
Nibbler (08:09:33): Mostly seo
Nibbler (08:09:44): It's pretty much free traffic
Nibbler (08:09:55): And t-shirts
Peter Nincompoop (08:10:40): Let's get on shark tank
Peter Nincompoop (08:11:38): "Good evening sharks. Ma'am"
Nibbler (08:17:34): What's your revenue stream like? We're not even pre revenue, we're a non revenue based company and I don't mean non profit. We're a not profit company
Peter Nincompoop (08:20:37): I imagine we all walk out in unison and then one by one say the words
Peter Nincompoop (08:21:00): Next gen biz men
Peter Nincompoop (08:21:11): Then the light show and post rock starts
Peter Nincompoop (08:21:32): Then after it ends one of us says "any questions? Cause I have one. Who wants in"
Reps for Jesus (09:10:09): I just don't want to do work so I'm gunna write my airtime.
Reps for Jesus (09:10:22): Also you still have my gorilla article too
Peter Nincompoop (09:10:29): I'll hold a laptop and we'll Skype you in
Peter Nincompoop (09:10:50): "Here's our international partner currently in China doing business deals"
Slurms McKenzie (09:12:02): I don't want to work either. All 3 of the people that were training me this week are out today and I don't know what to do
Peter Nincompoop (09:12:43): Everyone but my coworker and receptionist are out so far so I'm not working either
Peter Nincompoop (09:15:33): Everyone get on gmail lol
Peter Nincompoop (09:16:04): May as well work on the site while we're not working lol
Slurms McKenzie (09:18:41): Idk how comfortable I am doing that here lol
Peter Nincompoop (09:19:27): You're the one already on gmail lol
Reps for Jesus (09:20:33): Why am I on gmail?
Slurms McKenzie (09:20:42): Maybe it's my phone
Reps for Jesus (09:20:51): I'm in it on my comp
Slurms McKenzie (09:21:09): I don't even have Google chrome on my work pc
Reps for Jesus (09:21:17): Download it
Reps for Jesus (09:21:24): You don't need permission to
Slurms McKenzie (09:21:25): Not sure if I can
Reps for Jesus (09:21:31): You can
Reps for Jesus (09:21:39): You go to download.
Slurms McKenzie (09:21:50): Lol I might have to contact IT
Reps for Jesus (09:22:02): They will ask for an admin password. Skip it. And it will say we can install with out an admin
Slurms McKenzie (09:22:22): There is so much IT stuff on my PC. It's pretty locked down. I just want chrome and spotify
Reps for Jesus (09:22:41): Web play that shit
Slurms McKenzie (09:22:51): It's not the same lol
Peter Nincompoop (09:23:29): Ah that sucks I like the fact that this little company doesn't have the resources to monitor what I do lol
Peter Nincompoop (09:23:41): Also they gave me two monitors which is better than what I have at home lol
Slurms McKenzie (09:26:04): Yea I can't work without two monitors at this point. And my job is very corporate so there is a lot of red tape and our computers are very locked down
Peter Nincompoop (09:26:38): I used to think two monitors was excessive but it's actually amazing
Reps for Jesus (09:28:04): I want two so bad
Reps for Jesus (09:28:37): And why am I in gmail
Peter Nincompoop (09:32:22): Are you on gmail marc
Reps for Jesus (09:32:45): I am
Peter Nincompoop (09:33:08): What's your email female
Reps for Jesus (09:45:56): Marcruggiero2
Slurms McKenzie (09:48:03): Who's marcruggiero1
Reps for Jesus (09:48:21): Batman
Peter Nincompoop (09:50:03): Now we just need the juden
Slurms McKenzie (10:08:56): Omg so bored what do I do
Peter Nincompoop (10:09:54): Same here I'm about to start studying to pass the time
Peter Nincompoop (10:11:28): I might try to find a some where I can hide and nap
Peter Nincompoop (10:52:35): I don't think prison is part of a successful fraudster lol. This is in the front sleeve of the book my boss wrote
Slurms McKenzie (11:39:01): You've been frauded by the fraudster
Peter Nincompoop (11:39:48): Quick give me an upfraud to stop the fraudster from frauding me!
Slurms McKenzie (11:44:09): Do you think that Microsoft knows people only use Bing for porn?
Peter Nincompoop (11:47:08): Why, does bing search porn better?
Peter Nincompoop (11:48:00): Ohhh wait is it because no one uses bing so no one will start to type something and have "midget anal destruction" pop up as a suggested search
Slurms McKenzie (11:51:59): Bing is the greatest porn search engine ever
Slurms McKenzie (11:52:34): Go on Bing, turn off the safe search filter, and type anything in and watch the results
Slurms McKenzie (11:53:12): Search a pornstars name or something and you get a mix of videos, pics, etc and you can even watch video previews on the site and stuff. It's ridiculous. It's like the site was designed for porn
Peter Nincompoop (11:55:26): Oh wow
Peter Nincompoop (11:55:34): Well TIL
Slurms McKenzie (11:55:44): It's so funny to see lol
Peter Nincompoop (11:55:52): Bored at work seems like a good time test it
Slurms McKenzie (11:56:11): Be careful lol
Peter Nincompoop (11:59:07): I'm kidding lol
Peter Nincompoop (11:59:13): Save that for the family car ride later
Slurms McKenzie (11:59:18): Nothing like a good work jerk
Peter Nincompoop (12:01:06): I've never done that but u bet Joe Primavera has
Peter Nincompoop (12:01:11): I bet*
Slurms McKenzie (12:09:56): Work doobie l
Slurms McKenzie (12:09:57): Lol
Peter Nincompoop (12:10:25): You know he finally left that place? It's finally a safe place to send your kids
Slurms McKenzie (12:14:34): He left to go rape kids right at the source, the schools
Slurms McKenzie (12:15:19): Or maybe he went to be a lifeguard so he could be with other people that are always soaking wet
Peter Nincompoop (12:19:19): Also nips everywhere
Reps for Jesus (12:23:53): Miiverse is my shit
Slurms McKenzie (12:25:39): None
Peter Nincompoop (12:26:31): Poor Trevor
Peter Nincompoop (12:26:45): Henry's mom's a hag
Nibbler (13:44:22): Someone should work on the article about work jerks
Nibbler (13:44:32): Not the people. Masturbation
Peter Nincompoop (13:44:39): Are you getting bullied josh
Peter Nincompoop (13:44:40): Oh
Peter Nincompoop (13:44:52): Are you bullying yourself at work josh
Nibbler (13:48:48): Also, 2 monitors is a must. IT just bought me an inclined stand for my laptop too
Reps for Jesus (13:59:28): A women just randomly handed me her card
Nibbler (14:03:43): Did your hand her ours?
Reps for Jesus (14:04:33): I dint have any
Peter Nincompoop (18:53:43): You guys see Donald trumps presidential campaign announcement? It's laughably bad
Nibbler (19:04:55): Might have taken advice from us
Nibbler (19:05:38): Maybe he'll buy our domain. Fuck zuckerberg. All about that trump money
Nibbler (19:52:59): I literally just witnessed an undercover drug sting right outside my apartment
Peter Nincompoop (19:53:18): What happened
Slurms McKenzie (19:53:51): He's wearing a wire
Nibbler (19:55:32): I was locking up my bike and some white guy looking like an umpire was standing eerily close to me on the corner. Other dude rounds the corner with one of those black plastic bags from a liquor store. Hands the bag to the umpire and the umpire immediately handcuffs the dude. He was wearing a bulletproof vestsl underneath his Yankee T-shirt.
Nibbler (19:56:04): Next second two dude jump out of the car next to me.
Nibbler (19:56:26): Undercovers.
Nibbler (19:56:51): Put the dude in the car and they were off. All happened in less than a minute
Nibbler (19:57:03): No commotion whatsoever
Slurms McKenzie (19:57:43): That's intense
Nibbler (19:59:17): White privilege: even when bring arrested for drug trafficking, peace is maintained
Nibbler (19:59:24): Being*
Peter Nincompoop (20:02:14): Holy shit
Nibbler (21:13:28): The undercovers are back on the corner
Saturday, 20 June 2015
Reps for Jesus (10:42:48): Try to get them to invest in NGBM
Nibbler (10:46:45): I'm meeting some chick in a little bit. I may bring some cards with me in case she's boring.
Slurms McKenzie (10:58:26): Or in case she says she is an entrepreneur
Nibbler (10:59:53): Shit. Come to think of it, she works at a VC start-up
Nibbler (11:00:54): NETWORKING
Peter Nincompoop (11:17:50): Gotta network to get work
Nibbler (13:19:19): Start taking pictures of shit that we could use for Instagram
Sunday, 21 June 2015
Nibbler (09:58:52): How am I supposed to poop if I can't scoop? #BadBusiness
Slurms McKenzie (10:16:42): Gotta step up your fiber game to citrucil, nigga
Nibbler (10:17:49): Is there dairy in that fiber?
Slurms McKenzie (10:17:58): Hell no
Nibbler (10:19:06): Regardless, this is just an example of something we could use on Instagram
Nibbler (10:20:56): Also, you'd appreciate this Pete. Saw it yesterday in Brooklyn
Slurms McKenzie (10:35:14): Lol that's awesome. Although wasn't there a bomb threat the last time they put up ignignot posters
Nibbler (10:37:10): I think what happened was there was a bunch of lightbrights placed around the city with the mooninites on them and people saw enough of them that they thought it was suspicious activity. Unknown symbols and what not freak people out
Slurms McKenzie (10:37:49): I'm pretty stoked for the new season of athf or whatever they're calling it. Sucks the show is over though
Nibbler (10:42:27): When does it premiere, tonight?
Nibbler (10:42:59): And this time around it Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever
Reps for Jesus (18:19:39): Where's the best place to park for world of beer
Slurms McKenzie (18:20:32): I always park by the chapel at Rutgers
Reps for Jesus (18:21:02): Where is that
Nibbler (18:21:43): Street parking. Free on weekends
Nibbler (18:21:55): Any metered spot that is
Nibbler (18:22:09): Should be able to find some late on a Sunday
Nibbler (18:23:37): Let me know who your server is
Reps for Jesus (18:23:48): Okay. I'm going around 9
Peter Nincompoop (18:24:27): I hope it's joshes old girl. Then you hit on her marc and make her yours.
Nibbler (19:03:10): She's a manager. She don't serve no mo.
Nibbler (20:57:47): Be sure to name drop when you get there. Maybe you'll be so lucky for them to spit in your drinks
Slurms McKenzie (22:23:19): I can't believe it's taken me this long to start using Spotify. This is amazing
Nibbler (22:37:59): Music. Eh.
Nibbler (22:38:17): How different is it from Pandora?
Slurms McKenzie (22:39:37): You basically get evey song on there for free. You can play it offline for free, make playlists, use radio features, etc
Nibbler (22:40:10): So Pandora
Nibbler (22:40:28): Or groove shark
Slurms McKenzie (22:40:35): Pandora where you choose the music and dl it
Nibbler (22:40:49): How it is free
Nibbler (22:40:51): Ads
Nibbler (22:40:53): ?
Slurms McKenzie (22:41:15): Yea and there is a paid version
Nibbler (22:41:48): So it's not really a new idea. Just caught on me than other platforms
Nibbler (22:41:54): More*
Slurms McKenzie (22:45:08): Well they are the only ones who seem able to eat the massive amounts of legal fees
Nibbler (22:46:15): And t swift
Nibbler (23:27:45): Abandoning your cab in the middle of the road. #BadBusiness
Nibbler (23:36:19): None
Monday, 22 June 2015
Nibbler (00:46:17): Romance in the Workplace
Nibbler (00:46:31): Allow me to speak from experience.\nI slept with a coworkers once. Well, more like 4 times. Really, it was like a baker's dozen. Believe you me, I was all up in that oven.\xa0There was also the one time when it was just oral, so I don't know what to tally that under.\xa0Have I mentioned\xa0that she was my boss?
Nibbler (00:46:40): SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY\nI would not consider her my enemy, but any of of your superiors are by default your enemy. They are the hurdle preventing you from moving up the ladder. Accordingly, you must compromise their integrity.
Nibbler (00:47:20): SLEEP YOUR WAY TO THEIR DEMOTION\nLet's not consider this "sleeping your way to the top." Rather, think of it as persuading your superior to engage in compromising activities that will allow you to advance your career opportunities or, "Sleeping your way to their bottom." Their bottom. Get it. Bottom.
Nibbler (00:47:29): You need not change anything about your personal work habits, just theirs. Once you've lowered their bar, your value increases by comparison. Think of the moderately attractive individual associating with less attractive people in an attempt to alter\xa0outsiders' perception of their\xa0true attractiveness.
Nibbler (00:47:37): I am not here to tell you how to get someone to sleep with you. With enough determination, you can get whatever you want. Purchase enough lottery tickets accompanied by enough desire and you'll surely hit that jackpot. Seriously, I know some chick who won twice. The same person! Twice! She definitely got some folks demoted. I say folks because she probably had to sleep with some females, too. No person with that much determination could have succeeded by limiting herself to\xa0half of the workforce.\nFull Disclosure:\xa0my parents will undoubtedly read this. Hi Mom. Hi Dad.
Slurms McKenzie (00:49:19): I assume your mom doesn't know what to make of this
Nibbler (00:49:29): i havent shown her yet
Nibbler (00:49:37): she'll definitely see this though
Nibbler (00:49:44): they read all of the shit that up
Nibbler (00:50:13): you like it?
Slurms McKenzie (19:16:54): Let's get really drunk and go to Dave and busters
Slurms McKenzie (19:17:07): Also I enjoy that article
Slurms McKenzie (19:17:27): We are hitting our stride, we just need some more innovative content
Nibbler (19:17:58): I wanna make a bunch of tshirts to sell. And mugs and bumper stickers.
Nibbler (19:18:10): But I agree, more content more frequently.
Nibbler (19:18:18): And social media
Slurms McKenzie (19:18:29): We need to do something nobody has ever done
Peter Nincompoop (19:18:55): We need a Nathan fielder type idea
Peter Nincompoop (19:19:09): Something that will go viral that we can reveal we did
Slurms McKenzie (19:21:41): Yeah
Nibbler (19:24:16): I'll post the NextGenBizMAN article tomorrow. Just to start some shit
Reps for Jesus (20:24:05): I've been smashed at Dave and Busters
Reps for Jesus (20:24:10): It's amazing
Slurms McKenzie (20:28:06): I feel like we will all relive our 10th birthday parties
Nibbler (20:30:26): Work beers
Peter Nincompoop (20:32:49): Just tried my replacing my bike tire with my brother. He couldn't hold the tube on the tire, then told me a wrong psa so I just had a tire blow up in my face lol
Nibbler (21:02:22): That's where you went wrong, "with my brother"
Tuesday, 23 June 2015
Nibbler (09:00:21): I've decided to put "Chief Innovation Officer, doing.biz" in my dating profiles. Definitely artificially inflating my personal stock
Reps for Jesus (09:02:55): That's not a bad idea
Slurms McKenzie (09:03:05): Put Director of BSA (bird sodomy articles)
Nibbler (09:03:32): Subject Matter Expert, Bird Sodomy
Peter Nincompoop (09:04:51): If you're not into bird anus, there is no us
Nibbler (09:05:45): You can't spell anus without us
Nibbler (09:06:58): Anyone else have articles to post? I'm gonna do one today and one tomorrow.
Nibbler (09:08:30): I'm also gonna start doing Instagram with the #BadBusiness campaign. Let me know if you think of a better name
Peter Nincompoop (09:08:59): No completely articles at the moment no but I do have on in mind I'll get on
Peter Nincompoop (09:09:09): And I like #badbusiness lol
Peter Nincompoop (09:10:03): We should just complain how most products don't come with a turkey dinner, and show our improved version that comes with a turkey dinner
Nibbler (09:11:38): That's why we like Hungry Man. Their turkey dinners come with turkey.
Peter Nincompoop (09:12:16): Then we show the chicken meal hungry man and improve it by just turning it into a turkey dinner
Nibbler (09:13:03): Now is it turkey we're to eat OR a bunch of turkeys (living) gathered around a table for dinner
Reps for Jesus (09:13:53): I sent over my Gorilla one
Reps for Jesus (09:15:09): Sites down
Nibbler (09:15:29): Time Saving tips: when in a rush to get into work in the morning, apply deodorant while sitting on the crapper
Nibbler (09:16:02): What do you mean?
Reps for Jesus (09:21:11): Like the site won't load in mobile or desktop
Nibbler (09:21:26): It is for me
Reps for Jesus (09:21:39): Maybe it's my work then
Reps for Jesus (09:22:33): It works when I'm not in my work wifi
Reps for Jesus (09:22:48): Must be my work
Peter Nincompoop (09:24:41): They're censoring ngbm
Slurms McKenzie (09:26:27): It's probably due to competition
Nibbler (09:27:01): How dare they
Nibbler (09:42:20): http://www.doing.biz/blog/6/2015/romance-in-the-workplace
Nibbler (09:42:32): @nextgenbizMAN will be tomorrow
Nibbler (09:43:08): actually Marc's gorilla. i'll take a look and edit. then nextgenbizman the dat after
Slurms McKenzie (09:43:30): What's @nextgenbizMAN
Nibbler (09:44:27): Sup bro? Think you're pretty clever, don't you?\xa0Think you can get by riding on our coattails? Think you're going to cash in on our success? Go for it.\n\u201cImitation is the sincerest form of flattery.\u2014 books\nWe are a collective. We are men, plural. You are a lowly little biz man in Montana, if you're even a man at all.\xa0\nQuite frankly we are reveling in your mediocrity.\nSlander? No!\xa0This is an official proclamation of beef; high quality, Grade A, prime cut, Montana grass-fed\xa0beef.\xa0Congratulations, man.
Nibbler (09:44:57): calling out that punk
Nibbler (09:45:02): starting a twitter war
Peter Nincompoop (09:48:25): #gofuckyaself
Slurms McKenzie (09:49:25): Omg I love this
Slurms McKenzie (09:49:38): Let's market this as big business taking on the evil small business
Slurms McKenzie (09:49:44): Let's stand up for the big guys
Peter Nincompoop (09:50:40): Let's win one for capitalist America for a changr
Peter Nincompoop (09:50:42): Change
Peter Nincompoop (09:53:09): We're not gonna get pushed around by predatory mom and pop shops anymore
Peter Nincompoop (09:55:19): Should we actually reach out to this guy before hand though
Peter Nincompoop (09:55:42): So he knows it's not real and so we could potentially just drum up hits for both is us, make it a mutually beneficial thing
Slurms McKenzie (09:56:23): No this is real
Slurms McKenzie (09:56:36): I'm a business man not a business bitch
Slurms McKenzie (09:56:58): Tell him if he wants to have his own business with a completely retarded name he has to mess with us first
Peter Nincompoop (10:05:14): I like this concept and joke and everything but this looks like this guy's actual livelihood and that's not something I actually want to mess with. What if he takes it wrong and looks to legal action. I mean obviously this guy is insane since he took nextgenbizman as his real company name.
Nibbler (10:37:44): I'll reach out on Twitter just in case. It's sad if this is his livelihood though.
Nibbler (10:38:14): It could be bad if he sues
Nibbler (10:38:27): But fuck em
Slurms McKenzie (10:43:54): So wait what is the real case here?
Nibbler (10:44:42): Should we reach out to him? I think it's funnier of we don't but shit could go bad
Nibbler (10:45:10): I think it's kind of obvious we're a joke. We can ourselves a shadowy collective
Nibbler (10:45:16): Call*
Slurms McKenzie (10:53:24): If I get a chance I'll email people with the name Tim Cook on LinkedIn and see if I can interview them
Peter Nincompoop (10:57:53): I agree it's funnier if we don't but we'll put ourselves at more risk. I guess we should vote on it.
Slurms McKenzie (11:03:55): What did this guy say to you and what is his site?
Peter Nincompoop (11:06:38): I don't think he's contacted us nor him at all yet
Nibbler (11:07:19): He hasn't said anything at all. I discovered him by accident
Nibbler (11:07:27): I vote Nay
Nibbler (11:07:39): If he reaches out we'll stop
Peter Nincompoop (11:09:38): Alright that's cool with me, we don't contact him but if he asks us to stop we do
Nibbler (11:11:42): Yeah. Sounds reasonable. Plus, its parody, right?
Peter Nincompoop (11:15:00): Well we weren't formed as a parody of him but independently so I don't think we're safe under parody law if that's what you mean. But I think he should be able to tell we are joking
Nibbler (11:15:46): Agreed.
Slurms McKenzie (11:18:38): This guy seems like a joke. Why are you worried about him lol
Slurms McKenzie (11:19:15): Do you think he will pay thousands of dollars in legal fees to protect his 200 followers
Nibbler (11:19:53): Not in the slightest. And he's in Montana
Slurms McKenzie (11:20:35): So let's just do whatever we want
Peter Nincompoop (11:24:01): I don't think anything will happen but it's good to be on the safe side. And if a lawyer thought it was a winnable harrasment/defamation case he could not pay any legal fees just saying
Peter Nincompoop (11:24:17): We just can't insult or mock the guy
Peter Nincompoop (11:24:24): Like that's all that we do
Peter Nincompoop (11:25:22): I think I'm just paranoid lol odds are hell never know about us
Slurms McKenzie (11:25:43): It's just some dudes personal account
Slurms McKenzie (11:26:24): You're being way too paranoid. If Steve can spend all day online doing far shadier shit than us and not get arrested why can't we cyber bully a grown man in Montana
Peter Nincompoop (11:28:31): Steve was involved in lawsuits actually lol
Peter Nincompoop (11:28:51): Well 2 that I know of
Peter Nincompoop (11:29:00): He was just lucky he wasn't a bigger investor
Peter Nincompoop (11:31:53): Idk I just feel like if this guy is crazy enough to try to legitimize nextgenbizman who knows what is going on in his head lol
Peter Nincompoop (11:32:19): Josh start the bullying
Nibbler (11:47:54): What lawsuits was Steve a part of?
Nibbler (11:48:32): He doesn't even pay for a website. He has a free one on WordPress. I doubt this is a legit business of his
Peter Nincompoop (11:50:03): One company he was investing in was sued for shady practices and the top 10000 investors were all involved, steve luckily wasn't that much of an investor. I forgot the company name on that one. And ok yea I'm just Paranoid go through with it
Nibbler (11:50:14): My mom is the only person to have liked the romance in the workplace post
Nibbler (11:50:58): I'll post Marc's gorilla marketing thing first. Let's face NextGenBizMAN for Monday
Nibbler (11:51:06): Start the week off right
Nibbler (11:53:38): Plus, all we day is that he's a lowly little biz man, he might not be a true man, and that he is mediocre
Nibbler (11:53:42): Say*
Reps for Jesus (11:57:13): You can call him out. He can't take an legal action as along as it's not slandering say his business is shitty. That's your opinion and no one can stop you from saying it.
Peter Nincompoop (12:00:14): Yea that's what I'm saying we can't slander or just straight up harrass. Not to mention I don't think just straight up harassment would be funny it would make us look bad
Reps for Jesus (12:00:33): New article idea. Transparency, but a lot of it. See through stalls in the bathrooms
Reps for Jesus (12:00:44): See through buildings
Peter Nincompoop (12:00:52): Naked workers
Reps for Jesus (12:01:02): That's illegal
Nibbler (12:01:05): No Brian. Too far
Reps for Jesus (12:01:07): See through clothes
Peter Nincompoop (12:01:25): Get plastic wrapped for work
Nibbler (23:37:45): just going through this again, Pete, you should definitely reach out to everyone who shares the same name as famous CEOs.
Nibbler (23:37:51): it'd be hysterical
Slurms McKenzie (23:38:50): I'm on it
Nibbler (23:39:53): zuckerberg
Nibbler (23:40:11): jack dorsey
Nibbler (23:40:21): bill gates
Slurms McKenzie (23:40:31): Also this is the best part of Adam Scott's ama
Nibbler (23:41:35): Sup bro? Think you're pretty clever, don't you?\xa0Think you can get by riding on our coattails? Think you're going to cash in on our success? Go for it.\nWe are a collective. We are men, plural. You are a lowly little biz man in Montana, if you're even a man at all.\xa0\nWe are business men, not business bitches.\xa0We are\xa0not going to allow ourselves to get pushed around by some predatory Mom & Pop operation. Capitalist America deserves a win\xa0for a change. We are standing up for the big guys. For the men who did it first.\xa0\nWe will fight tooth and nail,\xa0proudly standing behind the inane moniker of Next Generation Business. If you want it, you'll have to go through us first.Quite frankly we are reveling in your mediocrity.\nSlander? No!\xa0This is an official proclamation of beef; high quality, Grade A, prime cut, Montana grass-fed\xa0beef.\xa0Congratulations, man.
Nibbler (23:41:42): added some lines per our chat
Nibbler (23:41:48): let me know what you think
Slurms McKenzie (23:42:15): I love it
Slurms McKenzie (23:42:30): Predatory mom and pop operation lol
Nibbler (23:47:14): whats fabric.io? did you sign us up for that pete?
Wednesday, 24 June 2015
Slurms McKenzie (07:06:43): Yea I was looking at that for twitter dev
Nibbler (09:01:32): Marc, did you write an updated gorilla article, or is it just the one you emailed a few weeks ago
Nibbler (09:01:35): ?
Reps for Jesus (09:26:01): Few weeks ago
Reps for Jesus (16:31:03): For real lets get drunk and go to Dave and Busters. I know the perfect date
Reps for Jesus (16:31:49): Like a date for me
Slurms McKenzie (16:31:50): I'm down to go assuming you know where a Dave and busters is
Reps for Jesus (16:31:54): Not a calendar day
Reps for Jesus (16:32:10): There's one in. NY
Reps for Jesus (16:33:40): And my sister does the account for them. So I'll see where all of them are
Slurms McKenzie (16:33:41): Id go
Thursday, 25 June 2015
Nibbler (09:24:50): At a certain point, in one it two years time, when we have a lot of content, we should compile it into a book. There's some guy in my office that did that. He had a blog and just decided to make a book of all of his posts. He used https://www.lulu.com
Nibbler (09:25:02): One or two*
Peter Nincompoop (09:27:01): Ohhh vanity publishing
Nibbler (10:04:18): http://imgur.com/uINLNQg.jpg
Peter Nincompoop (12:20:58): I'd only want to publish a book if there was buyers
Nibbler (12:36:25): They're on demand publishers. Pretty much they only print if there's an order placed
Nibbler (12:36:34): Lulu that is
Nibbler (15:06:13): We need one of these
Slurms McKenzie (15:13:28): Get rid of the working part
Reps for Jesus (16:01:53): Writing a new article.
Peter Nincompoop (16:22:15): The transparency one?
Reps for Jesus (16:22:51): No. I have to do that one too. It's about being better then your boss or client to show they are in good hands
Slurms McKenzie (16:33:25): Lol
Reps for Jesus (16:33:48): Sent
Reps for Jesus (16:34:04): Now I'll work on the transparency one
Peter Nincompoop (16:37:08): I want it on my desk by tomorrow morning or you gotta find somewhere else to write fake business articles
Reps for Jesus (16:55:57): Sent. I figured everyone can help in this one
Reps for Jesus (18:26:26): We still on for PA
Peter Nincompoop (18:27:00): Yea I'm still good for it
Reps for Jesus (18:27:24): I will need a ride because my sister is taking the car
Peter Nincompoop (18:32:16): That's fine I'll be driving up I can scoop you.
Reps for Jesus (18:40:23): Leave the third?
Nibbler (19:10:53): i'm down to come with. what is there to do there? can we rent kayaks and shit
Nibbler (19:10:54): ?
Nibbler (19:11:21): also, my roommate is a lawyer and I had him read the @NextGenBizMAN article. he said we're fine
Nibbler (19:11:54): it's obvious it's a joke and he'd lose in court. if he says anything, we stop, but we're good otherwise
Peter Nincompoop (19:12:50): Ok cool and yea was planning on leaving the third
Peter Nincompoop (19:14:14): There's a waterfall trail to hike among others I'm sure we can find, it's close to the Delaware that you can canoe/kayak/tube down in addition to being on the lake. Got board games puzzles darts and a DVD player too if it rains
Reps for Jesus (19:34:28): Lots and lots of booze right
Reps for Jesus (19:34:38): Like wake up. Drank. Sit down. Drank
Peter Nincompoop (19:35:05): Lol I'll have to study in the mornings plus I get terrible hangovers now but there is/we can bring booze and bud.
Nibbler (22:38:01): Running a shady operation? Don't. Transparency is now a thing.\nWHAT'S NEXT?\nSome have opened up\xa0their books, while others have spoken to their hiring of an\xa0overwhelming number of upper middle class white males. Here at NGBM, we do not follow trends,\xa0we blaze. Trails, that is.
Nibbler (22:38:09): A NEW MODEL\nWe are proud to announce a new model of transparency: Total Transparency.\nNot only will our financials become public knowledge, the actual books will be transparent. Think\xa0ink on cellophane. Literally transparent books. You will be able to see through everything.\xa0\nFloor-to-ceiling transparent walls will allow passersby to see just how dedicated we are to our jobs.\xa0\nSearch histories will be tweeted publicly.\xa0\nBathrooms are paramount. See-through stalls and toilets will ensure that none of us are secretly drug mules for the Mexican cartels.\nEven transparent clothing. Unless you're in porn or are a "dancer," being naked in the workplace is illegal. With transparent clothing, you can show that you are not a smuggler.\xa0\nRemember, when everything is transparent, you cannot hide a thing.
Nibbler (22:38:14): Marc???
Nibbler (22:45:42): It is not a typo; I mean Gorilla.\nGorilla Marketing\xa0is our specialty. We beat our chests, gathering people from far and wide to marvel at our strengths and physical prowess. Why hide your message "subliminally"? We prefer shoving\xa0products in your face, instilling fear and admiration, leaving you wanting more.\xa0\nYou've surely bought literally hundreds of business cards. We did. They don't even have our names on them. What sense is there in handing out a measly few, when you can just as easily litter floors and tables with dozens, if not hundreds of them, for all eyes to see.\nand here's gorilla marketing...
Nibbler (22:46:08): It is not a typo; I mean Gorilla.\nGorilla Marketing\xa0is our specialty. We beat our chests, gathering people from far and wide to marvel at our strengths and physical prowess. Why hide your message "subliminally"? We prefer shoving\xa0products in your face, instilling fear and admiration, leaving you wanting more.\xa0\nYou've surely bought literally hundreds of business cards. We did. They don't even have our names on them. What sense is there in handing out a measly few, when you can just as easily litter floors and tables with dozens, if not hundreds of them, for all eyes to see.
Nibbler (22:46:23): RETURN ON INVESTMENT\nWant more people in you gym? You could:\n( 1 ) Give out free t-shirts to your members. Sure, some will wear them around town, but the return on your investment will be miniscule.\nOR\n( 2 )\xa0Visit other gyms in the area, sabotaging their weights and other equipment. Their patrons will detect the abrupt change in quality. Expect a mass exodus to\xa0your gym.
Nibbler (22:46:33): Failing tax firm? You could:\n( 1 ) Free pens!\nOR\n( 2 )\xa0Visit other tax firms\xa0in the area, sabotaging their integrity by publicly\xa0proclaiming for all to hear that their shady ethics and grey morals have landed you in a Federal penitentiary for +3 years. Your saving grace was [enter the name of\xa0your failing tax firm\xa0here] and that they somehow, miraculously managed to get you off scot-free.\nBeat your chest. Be a proud business owner. Be the Alpha Male.\xa0\nIt is a tough road to the top, but when you get there, you will\xa0never want to go back. You will do anything, and I mean anything, to guarantee that\xa0you will\xa0not fail.
Friday, 26 June 2015
Peter Nincompoop (08:36:02): I'm locked out of my office lol.
Slurms McKenzie (08:37:39): Day off lol
Peter Nincompoop (08:38:47): I'm just in my car in reddit listening to the radio till someone comes and unlocks it lol
Reps for Jesus (08:38:54): Looks good josh
Reps for Jesus (08:40:59): Both look good
Reps for Jesus (08:45:00): Roll a fatty
Peter Nincompoop (08:48:00): Too late receptionist got her, she was just hungover lol
Slurms McKenzie (08:48:59): \ufffd
Reps for Jesus (08:49:20): \ufffd
Slurms McKenzie (08:53:00): \ufffd I love this emoji
Slurms McKenzie (08:53:15): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Peter Nincompoop (08:57:30): He looks like he just realized we are all star dust
Slurms McKenzie (08:59:19): We are? Fuuuuuuuuck
Nibbler (10:07:20): I guess polygamy is next, cause gay marriage is now legal everywhere
Reps for Jesus (10:17:55): I can't wait for gay divorce.
Reps for Jesus (10:18:09): It's gunna fuck up the alimony system
Reps for Jesus (10:18:24): And trophy wives are gunna be shit out of luck
Nibbler (10:18:46): No word on divorce. Gay marriage is like herpes. It's for life
Reps for Jesus (10:19:31): We were gay married. Now we want gay divorce. Courts system be like. Nigga you just fought for this shit and you wanna give it up. What are you poncho villa
Nibbler (10:20:28): Don't bring literature into this. I don't know who poncho villa is
Reps for Jesus (10:22:30): He was a Mexican Revolutionary who would topple governments and then give them up. So he could topple them again. He was a real person
Reps for Jesus (10:24:47): God Josh. Do you even know the anything about the hostile political environment after Mexican independence from Spain and the turm oil that follows. That's like kindergarten stuff josh. I blame not having pray in school for your lack of eduction
Peter Nincompoop (10:30:48): God would have learned you good josh
Nibbler (10:34:45): So in the supreme Court discussions, they actually questioned what's to stop polygamy from happening
Peter Nincompoop (10:39:39): I'm just glad to still have my Healthcare subsidy
Peter Nincompoop (10:39:53): And really why should it be stopped
Nibbler (10:40:21): You use the ACA?
Peter Nincompoop (10:40:22): If everyone involved is cool with it what's the issue? I thought this was America
Nibbler (10:40:48): You're not on your parents healthcare?
Peter Nincompoop (10:41:05): I signed up for insurance through Healthcare.gov not too long ago and on my bill there's a subsidy section where the govt pays 150 of my 200 bill
Peter Nincompoop (10:41:11): Not anymore
Peter Nincompoop (10:41:26): I thought I was allowed to be on it till I was 25
Nibbler (10:41:34): 26
Peter Nincompoop (10:41:38): But they wanted me to get my own for whatever reason
Nibbler (10:41:54): To teach you independence bitch
Peter Nincompoop (10:42:04): Yea apparently lol
Peter Nincompoop (10:42:23): Whatever they're losers anyway once I hit the lottery I'm so outta here
Nibbler (10:43:06): Determination. Enough of it and you'll win the lottery
Peter Nincompoop (10:43:47): Fox news was so pissed at the supreme Court yesterday it was great lol
Nibbler (10:44:15): The presidential elections are going to be amazing
Nibbler (10:44:26): Debates*
Nibbler (10:44:33): Fuck it. Both
Peter Nincompoop (10:44:44): I really hope trump is in a debate just for the dumb shit he'd say
Peter Nincompoop (10:45:06): He's second behind bush now poll wise which tells you how bad the GOP is now lol
Nibbler (10:45:11): He will be
Nibbler (10:45:38): They're doing a tiered debate system because there's too many candidates
Peter Nincompoop (10:45:44): Well I hear if he did that'd he'd official be running and would have to disclose Financials he doesn't really want to so we shall see
Peter Nincompoop (10:45:59): When's the first debate
Nibbler (10:46:20): August 8th I believe
Reps for Jesus (10:46:49): Trumps refusing to disclose his birth certificate
Nibbler (10:47:12): O boy
Peter Nincompoop (10:47:41): Apparently Telemundo is no longer airing his beauty pageant for his racist remarks
Reps for Jesus (10:49:18): People are pulling out left and right
Nibbler (10:49:19): He's a buffoon
Reps for Jesus (10:49:33): And also withdrawing from the pageant
Nibbler (10:50:37): \ufffd
Peter Nincompoop (10:50:41): If you haven't seen his speech announcing he's running you should it could be satire if you didn't know any better
Nibbler (10:50:55): "I'm really rich"
Peter Nincompoop (10:59:50): He's such a shitbag
Reps for Jesus (11:05:40): Ben Lin is now in on Instagram. Let the neck beard commence
Nibbler (11:33:57): http://i.imgur.com/2DWXfGR.jpg
Peter Nincompoop (11:34:15): 520 bro
Peter Nincompoop (12:52:34): Holy shit Donald Trump actually is refusing to release birth certificate and passport records lol
Reps for Jesus (12:52:51): What you thought I was joking
Nibbler (12:53:00): Yeah
Reps for Jesus (12:53:12): I was not
Nibbler (12:53:30): O, that was a response to Brian. I knew you weren't lying
Peter Nincompoop (12:56:03): Yea I thought you were joking
Nibbler (13:18:44): Gorilla marketing is live
Peter Nincompoop (13:26:58): My boss likes to have a mid afternoon nap in the kitchen sometimes
Peter Nincompoop (13:27:07): That's when you know you made it
Nibbler (13:27:37): Sharpie and dicks, Brian. Sharpie and dicks.
Nibbler (13:28:47): I'm getting legit business cards.
Nibbler (13:30:27): For ClassPass that is
Slurms McKenzie (13:34:43): How is working at class pass so far
Nibbler (13:35:52): No complaints. Pitched an idea yesterday to head of engineering and got the go ahead to lead the project. At least for the time being
Slurms McKenzie (13:36:16): That's awesome
Nibbler (13:36:26): Hows the cube farm?
Slurms McKenzie (13:36:36): I really enjoy it so far
Peter Nincompoop (13:36:42): Sweet nice going
Slurms McKenzie (13:36:43): Prob the happiest I've been with a job
Nibbler (13:36:57): Sheep
Peter Nincompoop (13:36:57): And that's awesome congrats pete
Slurms McKenzie (13:37:18): I don't have a cube though, we all sit in clusters of desks
Peter Nincompoop (13:37:28): The office style?
Slurms McKenzie (13:37:38): Yeah kind of like that
Peter Nincompoop (13:40:39): Nice. I had to watch a webinar today on software we don't have lol
Nibbler (13:41:41): Where did you find this job again?
Slurms McKenzie (13:42:46): Lol
Peter Nincompoop (13:42:58): At the bus stop it sounds like right? Lol
Peter Nincompoop (13:43:09): I mean it's software he wants to get but still
Nibbler (13:46:10): You guys seeing Rene tomorrow?
Peter Nincompoop (14:47:23): Don't think so I think I got a date with jurassic world
Nibbler (14:47:53): Wasn't that good
Slurms McKenzie (14:50:07): I'll be in LBI till Sunday
Reps for Jesus (16:40:24): None
Slurms McKenzie (16:41:48): It's because of gay marriage, he's a homophonic lio
Slurms McKenzie (16:41:50): Lion
Reps for Jesus (17:53:28): Do I have to wear sleeves to a date?
Peter Nincompoop (17:54:05): Depends, you wanna get laid or not brah
Reps for Jesus (18:02:09): You've seen my cannons. They aren't meant to be in shirt prison
Peter Nincompoop (18:03:35): Tell her "you've seen the cannon, now how about I show you the cannon balls and how they shoot"
Peter Nincompoop (18:04:02): I hope this chick is into revolutionary Era military tech
Slurms McKenzie (18:05:47): Shirt prison lol
Slurms McKenzie (18:06:08): I like that
Reps for Jesus (20:42:39): This might be the worst date I have ever been on
Reps for Jesus (20:42:58): But she has huge boobs. So I'll use and abuse her
Nibbler (20:43:01): Yeah. You're texting all of us. She in the bathroom? Leave
Reps for Jesus (20:43:11): I'm in the bathroom
Nibbler (20:43:31): Just hang in there for ten minutes
Slurms McKenzie (21:04:33): Make a BM for good luck
Peter Nincompoop (21:11:19): You can do it marc
Reps for Jesus (21:11:35): I'm just gunna bang her
Nibbler (21:17:18): Bang her in the bathroom. Let the stank from your b-hole permeate her nostrils
Slurms McKenzie (21:23:07): Put it in her butt Marc. Do it now
Peter Nincompoop (21:24:14): I swear to god if you don't bang her in that restaurant's bathroom
Nibbler (21:24:54): Buffalo wild wings again?
Nibbler (21:25:22): He must be in her butt right now cause he's not responding
Slurms McKenzie (21:30:30): I hope it's a good hole marc
Peter Nincompoop (21:32:37): It's an A+ hole
Slurms McKenzie (21:35:25): Look at him! He loves it! He loves that hole!
Peter Nincompoop (21:35:59): It's the story of the boy and his hole
Nibbler (21:41:54): Gotta pay the swole toll if Marc's gonna get in her a-hole
Peter Nincompoop (21:54:21): I really hope this is what is happening
Peter Nincompoop (21:54:33): All these puns deserve it
Nibbler (21:56:24): With all these puns, he better be all up in them buns
Slurms McKenzie (22:54:03): Hey Marc how was the poop chute
Slurms McKenzie (22:54:17): Was it as slimy and brown as you imagined
Slurms McKenzie (22:59:32): If this girl isn't getting butt fucked in a bww bathroom then I don't want to fucking live anymore
Nibbler (23:00:06): Would Applebee's suffice?
Slurms McKenzie (23:01:42): I'll accept a rim job at Applebee's
Nibbler (23:02:05): Who's rimming who?
Slurms McKenzie (23:02:44): It's a dominance room
Slurms McKenzie (23:02:50): *move
Nibbler (23:03:37): Stimulate that hole Marc!
Slurms McKenzie (23:04:23): Remember it's not gay to like a fist in your ass. Just really weird
Reps for Jesus (23:12:19): You guys are idiots
Reps for Jesus (23:12:27): We made out in her car
Reps for Jesus (23:12:35): I'm putting it in her butt in Tuesday
Nibbler (23:14:39): I'm gonna start referring to the vagina as the c-hole. If ya know what I mean.
Slurms McKenzie (23:19:33): I C What you did there
Saturday, 27 June 2015
Reps for Jesus (08:58:40): http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7TsqPF_jZlM
Reps for Jesus (08:58:53): Finally something for rich white people like us
Nibbler (09:01:04): I'm not actually white
Nibbler (09:01:12): There, I said it
Reps for Jesus (09:04:01): We had a good run
Slurms McKenzie (09:29:27): Transracial?
Nibbler (09:30:27): Nope. Straight up southeast Asian.
Reps for Jesus (14:18:57): None
Nibbler (15:43:57): Everyone going to Pennsylvania?
Nibbler (15:44:05): Also what time you leaving on Friday?
Slurms McKenzie (16:01:59): I might go
Nibbler (16:03:38): Let's jerk each other off in a two person kayak on the lake.
Nibbler (16:03:44): Or in the woods
Nibbler (16:03:55): Whatever floats your boat
Slurms McKenzie (16:06:42): For real though let's plan out activities to do
Peter Nincompoop (16:07:00): I have brochures and know some stuff around thetr
GroupMe (16:07:03): Slurms McKenzie changed the group's name to Prostate PounderZ
Nibbler (16:07:15): I'd totally rent a kayak
Peter Nincompoop (16:07:19): I'll find it and post pictures of it
Peter Nincompoop (16:07:24): That's doable and close
Slurms McKenzie (16:07:30): I mean I want to get fucked up but I don't want that to be the only thing lol
Nibbler (16:07:39): Your house is on a lake, right?
Peter Nincompoop (16:14:01): Yea we have a dock
Peter Nincompoop (16:14:06): We have a canoe
Peter Nincompoop (16:14:15): Paddleboat
Nibbler (16:14:40): O cool
Reps for Jesus (16:30:44): You know the only water vessel I travel in are schooners. You Peasant
Peter Nincompoop (16:32:20): I have burgers and hotdogs up there I'll probably bring some chicken and other stuff too
Slurms McKenzie (16:34:54): What's our cocaine situation like
Reps for Jesus (16:35:39): Enough to drown a small Columbian child
Nibbler (16:42:01): What's the food situation like. Bring everything with our is there a grocery store nearby
Reps for Jesus (16:43:13): Who would buy this
Reps for Jesus (16:44:03): My fraternity brother apparently
Nibbler (16:44:49): Tip #1. Protect the nip.
Nibbler (16:44:57): For shame
Slurms McKenzie (17:04:11): He's just asking for the nipster to get him
Nibbler (17:04:54): Is that actually your frat bro?
Slurms McKenzie (17:07:09): What a hunk
Slurms McKenzie (17:44:42): We should try and get onto judge Mathis again
Slurms McKenzie (17:44:55): Well I wasn't there but i want to ne
Nibbler (17:47:11): I still can't believe they got back to us about goldilocks and the 3 dildos
Slurms McKenzie (17:49:00): Let's get a ngbm lawsuit
Nibbler (18:15:32): I think we'll have one come Monday
Nibbler (18:15:48): Actually, that'd be brilliant for marketing
Nibbler (18:16:10): Let's sue nextgenbizman
Nibbler (18:16:17): And go on TV
Nibbler (18:16:35): It's free marketing
Nibbler (18:18:56): and we'll all have matching shirts and throw business cards into the crowd as we walk out in victory
Monday, 29 June 2015
Nibbler (06:30:03): @nextgenbizMAN is live
Peter Nincompoop (13:37:00): Maybe we should tweet at him
Nibbler (13:39:32): Definitely. I can't do it while I'm at work though. I'll wait till later. Plus, he's an hour or two behind
Slurms McKenzie (13:44:40): Josh's mom's Facebook comments on NGBM articles are the very foundation that our organization is built on
Nibbler (18:21:57): She gets it
Nibbler (18:46:05): What should I say to NextGenBizMAN?
Slurms McKenzie (18:55:25): Your shit is wack and your girls a hoe
Peter Nincompoop (19:00:03): I mock you're value system and your sexual performance is below average
Nibbler (19:40:10): How about... "We no what your up two. You're game is week."
Nibbler (19:40:27): ?
Nibbler (19:43:04): Purposefully misspelled words obviously
Peter Nincompoop (19:48:30): How about "do you like sex? Do you like to travel? Then you can fuck off"
Nibbler (19:49:11): Maybe if things get heated. Start with a slow roll, but that is amazing
Peter Nincompoop (19:50:20): I stole it from Veep but it is amazing
Nibbler (19:50:41): Perfect. He stole from us, so we can do the same
Slurms McKenzie (20:25:20): How would you guys feel about writing installments of erotic business fan fiction involving a new CEO each article
Peter Nincompoop (20:28:26): How about we just write fifty shades of gay
Peter Nincompoop (20:28:52): But this time we do it right
Slurms McKenzie (20:28:55): I'm in
Reps for Jesus (20:52:06): Chapter one. All Yall Niggas is Faggots
Peter Nincompoop (20:57:45): One of the Wayans brothers is making 50 shades of black like 50 shades of gray but turns out he's really bad at sex
Nibbler (21:09:18): Let's do interviews with people that share names of CEOs, then write writing fiction of those people
Nibbler (21:09:37): Write Erotic fiction*
Nibbler (22:23:02): Nextgenbizman blocked us on twitter
Slurms McKenzie (22:24:46): Lolol
Nibbler (22:29:13): He scurred.
Slurms McKenzie (22:29:47): Let's get his address and take this fight to the next level, the illegal level
Nibbler (22:30:13): He really pussed out quick
Reps for Jesus (22:30:50): Quick. Get him blocked on Google
Tuesday, 30 June 2015
Peter Nincompoop (11:30:23): Did we direct message or RT nextgenbizman or something?
Peter Nincompoop (13:00:54): Hey guys I'm sorry but I have to cancel this weekend at pa I need the time to study for my upcoming test. After July 13th though if there's a weekend you guys are available to do it I'm down.
Nibbler (13:26:13): You're gay
Nibbler (13:26:38): I was looking forward to my circle jerk on the lake
Peter Nincompoop (13:27:18): We still can it would just have to be another weekend
Nibbler (13:31:54): Also, I got a free massage today at work
Peter Nincompoop (13:37:44): Was it from a woman
Slurms McKenzie (13:38:00): I don't get a 3 day weekend other weeks though
Peter Nincompoop (13:38:03): Or a business man
Nibbler (13:38:10): Better believe it
Peter Nincompoop (13:38:33): Well haley doesn't get one this week either so I'd still have to go up after she got off around 730/8pm
Peter Nincompoop (13:39:23): I'm just saying the option is there I go up Friday after work and come home Sundays sometimes
Nibbler (13:43:24): Let's do it
Peter Nincompoop (13:46:11): The weekend immediately following my test I have a thing but right after that yea I'm compeltely down to go up after work
Peter Nincompoop (13:46:41): Not to mention anything we want to do like kayaking or paintballing would be much less crowded/hassle
Reps for Jesus (14:56:07): Brian's house is going to get a scathing review on yelp for this
Slurms McKenzie (15:00:26): "You call this a house?"
Peter Nincompoop (15:40:31): More of a domicile
Reps for Jesus (19:58:00): I bought shirts for this weekend
Reps for Jesus (19:58:15): I even bought a sleeveless hoodie.
Reps for Jesus (19:58:22): Now it's a waste
Slurms McKenzie (20:01:01): And I just bought sleeves I was going to wear while shirtless
Nibbler (20:01:18): I'm with Marc. You've ruined it. Now this rad dude won't be making an appearance. Brian said "fuck you" to America.
Slurms McKenzie (20:01:46): Jesus
Slurms McKenzie (20:01:55): Is that you
Nibbler (20:02:24): Free schwag from work was gonna do wonders for the 4th of July
Nibbler (20:02:29): And yes
Peter Nincompoop (20:04:10): Josh Hoboken has changed you
Nibbler (20:05:15): Also came with this. Who the fuck wants pink grapefruit mint toothpaste?
Nibbler (20:08:19): O. I should clarify. Pete, yes. I am Jesus. It is me. \U0001f527\U0001f528\U0001f529\U0001f52f\U0001f385\ufffd\ufffd
Nibbler (20:08:48): And I'm American
Reps for Jesus (20:21:47): All of this fucking wasted Brian
Nibbler (20:24:59): Holy shit
Reps for Jesus (20:25:47): BBQ at my house then?
Nibbler (20:26:02): I might go to the beach
Slurms McKenzie (20:30:52): Holy shit Marc
Reps for Jesus (20:31:07): I also got 2 tanks
Reps for Jesus (20:31:49): And my back to back works champ tank
Nibbler (20:34:41): Look what ya done did Brian
Peter Nincompoop (20:43:42): I never asked for this
Reps for Jesus (20:43:53): Well you got it Brian
Peter Nincompoop (20:44:02): God, forgive me
Reps for Jesus (20:44:11): He can't help you now
Nibbler (20:44:20): I don't forgive you
Thursday, 02 July 2015
Slurms McKenzie (07:45:34): George text Marissa tomei
Peter Nincompoop (12:27:13): None
Slurms McKenzie (12:29:31): I like where this is going
Nibbler (12:55:55): http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/318/files/2014/11/walkingdeadts191.jpg
Nibbler (12:56:36): Just saw this guy on the street. He gave me a thumbs up when I said I loved the show the Americans. Then he walked faster
Peter Nincompoop (12:58:34): Oh Mr fancy I work in new York sees another celebrity
Slurms McKenzie (13:01:22): In nj I can't even get the guy stocking the vending machines to notice me. *sigh* senpai
Peter Nincompoop (13:24:01): You're not kawaii enough
Peter Nincompoop (13:27:54): July 31 mark it in your calendars, wet hot American summer first day of camp netflix series comes out
Slurms McKenzie (13:29:04): My body is ready
Peter Nincompoop (13:29:24): I can't believe it's actually happening
Peter Nincompoop (14:30:02): They got like the entire cast too
Nibbler (14:54:33): What's everyone doing tonight?
Peter Nincompoop (14:57:47): Studying like a nerd
Slurms McKenzie (14:58:07): I ain't doing SHIT
Reps for Jesus (14:58:25): Picking up my dad from the airport. Then nothing
Slurms McKenzie (15:39:40): Let's go pick up each others dads
Reps for Jesus (16:00:12): I'm starting to get mad. When is my white male cis straight privelage going to start paying dividends?
Reps for Jesus (16:00:32): I get paid the same as everyone else. Where's my white bonus check
Peter Nincompoop (16:06:08): I blame Obama
Slurms McKenzie (16:13:45): *The Jews
Reps for Jesus (19:02:46): So wanna BBQ at my house ?
Slurms McKenzie (19:03:10): I told Jessie I'd go down to her parents place with her
Slurms McKenzie (19:03:35): Unless you mean tonight lol
Nibbler (19:03:42): Zach and I are hanging with some white folk
Reps for Jesus (19:03:45): I meant Saturday
Slurms McKenzie (19:03:50): Fuck whites
Slurms McKenzie (19:03:59): They took my peoples land
Nibbler (19:03:59): I might got up wob tonight
Nibbler (19:04:03): Hit*
Slurms McKenzie (19:04:07): In NB?
Nibbler (19:04:11): Yeah
Slurms McKenzie (19:04:16): Hmmm
Reps for Jesus (19:04:22): What time.
Nibbler (19:04:56): Still in Hoboken. Gotta pack, then catch a train at some point. Can't really give a definite time
Slurms McKenzie (19:05:18): Let me know when you're there and I might stop by if I haven't passed out by then
Reps for Jesus (19:05:35): I'm gunna eat dinner with the family. But let me know
Reps for Jesus (19:05:44): So I'll be free around 9
Nibbler (19:05:54): K
Slurms McKenzie (19:06:11): Goddamn I want pizza
Reps for Jesus (19:13:27): Pizza is for bitches. Only the most hardcore Mammals are lactose intolerant
Peter Nincompoop (19:14:37): Asian people are the most hardcore animals?
Reps for Jesus (19:14:58): They are alcohol intolerant
Reps for Jesus (19:15:18): Stop being racist to those rice eaters
Peter Nincompoop (19:19:03): Also lactose intolerant though. What's the last Chinese dish you ate with cheese in it
Peter Nincompoop (19:19:25): Besides my famous mozzerella lo mein
Nibbler (19:19:48): Get back to studying chump and keep your trap shut
Nibbler (19:20:01): Mozzarellomein
Nibbler (19:20:24): NGBM's first restaurant
Nibbler (19:20:46): We're a Chinese restaurant with a cheesy twist
Nibbler (19:20:58): But only mozzarella
Nibbler (19:21:56): Better yet, Mozzarella on Mein. And it has to be on main st
Slurms McKenzie (19:25:59): What should I get for dinner
Nibbler (19:26:12): Lo Mein
Reps for Jesus (19:26:20): Coke
Peter Nincompoop (19:44:31): Wild mushroom risotto
Friday, 03 July 2015
Nibbler (15:16:43): Brian still being gay and studying tonight?
Reps for Jesus (15:21:43): I'm free
Peter Nincompoop (15:21:58): Yea I'm a Gaylord for the next ween
Nibbler (15:33:06): Pete, you have those vans without laces, right?
Nibbler (15:33:29): Do they tear up the back of your ankle?
Slurms McKenzie (15:33:54): No
Slurms McKenzie (15:34:07): Are you going to wear them with or without socks
Nibbler (15:34:22): Without preferably
Slurms McKenzie (15:34:27): I wore those for like 4 years straight, I'd recommend it
Slurms McKenzie (15:34:35): They're good without socks
Nibbler (15:34:42): Sweet
Nibbler (15:34:50): Did they smell?
Slurms McKenzie (15:34:57): Not particularly
Nibbler (15:34:58): Like, did you wash them?
Slurms McKenzie (15:35:02): No lol
Slurms McKenzie (15:35:16): They're like $40 so when they smell you just throw them out
Nibbler (15:35:32): True
Slurms McKenzie (15:38:09): They make hemp ones now which are better than canvas imo, more durable
Nibbler (15:38:35): Interesting
Reps for Jesus (16:27:07): You guys wanna do something ?
Slurms McKenzie (16:31:07): I'm not home now sorry
Reps for Jesus (16:32:54): Fag
Nibbler (16:33:27): Going out to dinner with the parents. Then who knows
Slurms McKenzie (16:34:27): http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/texts-you-send-your-20s-vs-texts-you-send-your-clo-2163?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
Reps for Jesus (16:43:17): Payday works
Saturday, 04 July 2015
Slurms McKenzie (13:32:53): http://www.theonion.com/article/pool-owner-has-bathing-suit-that-touched-his-penis-33222?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus
Reps for Jesus (13:34:10): You guys don't wear underwear under your bathing suits?
Slurms McKenzie (13:34:25): Never
Slurms McKenzie (13:34:38): All my bathing suits have internet
Slurms McKenzie (13:35:04): Wet boxers sound horrifying
Reps for Jesus (13:42:49): I have done that since I was like 14. Everyone at wood side did
Slurms McKenzie (13:43:10): But the clinging
Reps for Jesus (13:46:17): Nah
Nibbler (13:58:37): Commando
Nibbler (14:58:51): Johnson and Johnson have a subsidiary called Ethicon
Peter Nincompoop (14:59:43): I've never worn boxers under my bathing suit, I'm not a savage
Reps for Jesus (17:09:42): Why doesn't doing.biz have an Article about MuRica
Peter Nincompoop (17:29:37): We should write an ode to capitalism
Slurms McKenzie (18:09:39): We should move past blog posts and make a video or something
Nibbler (18:12:36): Agreed. User our posts as guidelines, not necessarily scripts
Sunday, 05 July 2015
Reps for Jesus (14:21:00): This is why I'm a republican
Reps for Jesus (14:21:11): He was also a republican
Slurms McKenzie (14:49:57): That's why we need top hats
Monday, 06 July 2015
Nibbler (18:12:56): Shit guys, Facebook says it's Marc's birthday
Nibbler (18:13:09): What to do
Nibbler (18:23:00): Also, Todd Margaret is better than I remember. Fucking hysterical
Peter Nincompoop (18:40:42): Yea me and haley watched some more it's much better than I remember
Reps for Jesus (19:14:31): That moment when a chick sends you a nude snapchat and you opens it at family dinner
Slurms McKenzie (19:26:26): "hey mom and dad, check out this b-hole"
Slurms McKenzie (19:26:45): also
Slurms McKenzie (19:27:51): marc, as part of your birthday gift i have a surprise for you. There is a dating app/site called Luxy which is for millions and sugar babies to match with each other. we can put you on there as a young silicon valley multimillionaire with NGBM
Peter Nincompoop (20:04:15): None
Peter Nincompoop (22:54:23): http://www.theonion.com/article/sad-sack-purchases-screenwriting-software-17254
Peter Nincompoop (22:54:29): Let's make sure this ain't us
Tuesday, 07 July 2015
Slurms McKenzie (07:39:34): Nah I use free stuff lol
Reps for Jesus (11:05:41): My farts have been devastating
Reps for Jesus (11:07:08): Also where's the dirt poor dating website. I'm about to bring a bitch from rags to riches
Peter Nincompoop (11:23:03): I've always wanted to bring s girl from rags to other different rags
Reps for Jesus (12:07:15): New dating app. Filthy rich or dirt poor. It's an app where you find men and women. But all there profile picture they are wearing worn clothes and ripped stuff. Did they get it second hand at a thrift store and have a bank account of 23 dollars. Or did they pay 400 dollars for that at urban outfitters
Reps for Jesus (12:07:46): BETTER DATING ONE. Rags to Bitches.
Reps for Jesus (12:08:15): Where we take homeless men. Dress them up. And have them go on dates with wealthy women
Slurms McKenzie (12:08:17): Boondocks did it lol
Slurms McKenzie (12:08:30): Well the name
Reps for Jesus (12:09:14): Damn cartoons taking all the good things away from hard working real Americans
Peter Nincompoop (12:10:25): Jared from subways home got raided for child porn
Reps for Jesus (12:10:51): Yes. Yes. Everything is going to plan
Slurms McKenzie (12:12:43): Jared is lucky, he will be able to continue to shove a footlong down his throat every day in prison
Reps for Jesus (12:13:53): And great cardio
Reps for Jesus (15:17:02): This is why you always snap chat before setting up a date
Peter Nincompoop (15:31:08): What is why?
Peter Nincompoop (15:31:17): Also did you bang the racist yet
Reps for Jesus (15:31:32): Bitch be fugly. And this weekend I will
Peter Nincompoop (15:32:47): Aww yeaaaaa bang the Jim crow out of her
Reps for Jesus (15:36:17): I'm doing it for all the minorities.
Reps for Jesus (15:40:09): This wins. This wins the internet
Reps for Jesus (19:31:31): None
Slurms McKenzie (19:57:28): Wtf lol
Peter Nincompoop (20:00:34): Tell her there's a black person who works with you. Like what? Who let him off his plantation
Peter Nincompoop (20:05:10): Lol seriously she been living under a rock though?
Reps for Jesus (20:08:03): A racist rock
Slurms McKenzie (20:46:23): None
Peter Nincompoop (23:11:15): Civil War comic was awesome just read the whole thing today
Slurms McKenzie (23:42:11): They made a comic about the civil war?
Peter Nincompoop (23:43:56): Nah the marvel comic where the government wants superhero to reveal their identities/register and it splits the hero's down the middle. It's really good
Slurms McKenzie (23:45:49): You know that guy who lives off of Main Street? You know the guy with black hair, about 5'8 and has metal claws sticking out of his hands? He was Wolverine the whole time
Peter Nincompoop (23:46:41): I think in canon wolverine is actually like 5'3. Manlets, when will they learn
Slurms McKenzie (23:47:10): Homoculus
Wednesday, 08 July 2015
Reps for Jesus (07:15:26): He's also Canadian
Reps for Jesus (07:16:47): My parents got me focus mitts for my birthday. So if you guys wanna train Alittle. I have all we need
Slurms McKenzie (07:18:38): What are focus mitts
Nibbler (07:18:46): Focus mitts? What, they help you maintain focus on the dick when whacking it?
Nibbler (07:19:20): Seriously though. What are they?
Reps for Jesus (07:19:50): These are focus mitts. You gotta focus cause it's hard to whack it
Nibbler (07:20:36): Those will totally make your wiener look smaller
Slurms McKenzie (07:29:33): I can't believe you wear those when you jerk off
Peter Nincompoop (07:36:57): It's for top tier jerk offs only, requires a lot of skill they developed over the years
Reps for Jesus (10:02:45): None
Reps for Jesus (11:05:06): Oh forgot to tell everyone. Brian didn't know spider monkeys were real
Reps for Jesus (11:05:44): None
Slurms McKenzie (11:08:04): Look at him sitting in his monkey web
Peter Nincompoop (11:21:25): See that is what I was imaginong
Reps for Jesus (12:24:33): I'm making a NGBMAce@gmail so I can sign up for shit from business as Ace
Peter Nincompoop (12:30:38): Does our provider not offer email like so we could do @ngbm
Reps for Jesus (12:35:39): That would be better
Peter Nincompoop (13:24:43): None
Slurms McKenzie (13:28:36): It's gaben
Peter Nincompoop (13:31:05): No HL3 sorry nerds
Slurms McKenzie (13:32:25): Hl3 kiddie porn edition
Peter Nincompoop (13:33:01): He's Gordon Freekid now
Peter Nincompoop (15:42:54): http://i.imgur.com/CBlTm5M.jpg
Peter Nincompoop (15:44:33): None
Peter Nincompoop (15:44:57): I love the anti semitism out of nowhere in the second one
Reps for Jesus (15:49:55): Also did the Freeman go super sayan at the end?
Nibbler (18:46:14): Square space offers email via gmail, but it's extra each month
Slurms McKenzie (18:49:30): Brian that picture about wage slaves is fucking hilarious
Peter Nincompoop (18:50:46): I know lol I found it on /r/justneckbeardthinga
Peter Nincompoop (18:51:06): We must free ourselves from our Jewish desires
Peter Nincompoop (18:53:24): Also the "used goods trash whore"
Peter Nincompoop (18:53:54): And I just learned dating a 3d means dating a real woman and not a waifu
Slurms McKenzie (19:04:45): Yeah waifus are 2d
Reps for Jesus (20:54:58): Is the world falling apart or just the economy right now
Nibbler (22:41:50): I would not recommend wearing only boxers on a leather couch
Slurms McKenzie (22:49:19): "Doing yoga is like praying to the devil" - My Mom
Nibbler (22:57:27): Ya skypen bruh?
Peter Nincompoop (23:02:01): Nah just china and Greece's economy
Peter Nincompoop (23:02:21): Us stock exchange freeze was just a glitch and isn't a problem
Nibbler (23:02:53): Um. What?
Slurms McKenzie (23:04:37): Wait what
Slurms McKenzie (23:04:47): I just called my mom and she gave me that gem
Slurms McKenzie (23:04:55): She also thinks the Minions movie is satanic
Slurms McKenzie (23:05:00): This is a real human being
Nibbler (23:05:20): And she made you
Slurms McKenzie (23:13:25): \ufffd
Thursday, 09 July 2015
Peter Nincompoop (08:04:18): She would like r/minionhate
Peter Nincompoop (08:08:53): I saw jupiter rising last night and it's bad it's good It was very unintentionally funny
Reps for Jesus (08:33:55): http://i.imgur.com/ukBW4aE.jpg
Nibbler (13:24:58): Oddball comedy tour again? Tickets just went on sale?
Peter Nincompoop (13:27:17): Did they or are you asking? I'm down for sure, who's headlining?
Nibbler (13:28:51): My bad. They are on sale
Nibbler (13:29:12): Aziz and Amy Jew bagel Schubert
Peter Nincompoop (13:29:15): Aziz headlines, with special guest Amy schumer. John mulaney, Michael che, nick Kroll will be therr
Nibbler (13:29:43): The headliners will be there. Other acts aren't guaranteed
Peter Nincompoop (13:29:54): The thing I see says they go on sale tomorrow
Nibbler (13:29:59): Remember Hannibal didn't show
Nibbler (13:30:19): Also he has his own CC show now
Peter Nincompoop (13:30:36): True also he's not on the list this year
Peter Nincompoop (13:31:13): They have the lineup per city
Slurms McKenzie (13:31:25): That's an ok lineup
Slurms McKenzie (13:31:32): When is it?
Peter Nincompoop (13:31:50): Aziz, jew bagel, Anthony jeselnik, Jay pharaoh, Jeff ross, Jim norton, Michael che, nick kroll, Todd Barry for NJ
Peter Nincompoop (13:31:54): September 5th
Nibbler (13:32:39): I'd love to see kroll and Todd Barry is good
Slurms McKenzie (13:36:07): I can probably go
Peter Nincompoop (13:36:36): Same I'd like to and barring any major life events I will
Reps for Jesus (13:38:39): I'll go
Peter Nincompoop (13:40:27): I'd like seats again
Reps for Jesus (14:31:55): I'm not a commoner. I need seats
Slurms McKenzie (14:36:01): I didn't mind the lawn
Reps for Jesus (14:37:25): We are Not 14 year olds sipping wine coolers they snuck into the place. We are adults sipping whiskey we snuck into the place
Slurms McKenzie (14:42:38): Oh so now drinking wine coolers with 14 year olds isnt cool anymore. I don't know what happened to you guys but I don't like it
Reps for Jesus (14:44:06): We grew up Pete. We grew up. (Rides his razor scooter off into the sunset while drinking a caprisun
Friday, 10 July 2015
Reps for Jesus (09:24:01): We will go out for my birthday next week. Let Brian study this week
Peter Nincompoop (09:25:16): I appreciate that man, we can go ham next weekend
Peter Nincompoop (09:29:15): Haleys sister is getting married Saturday but it's not big, just town hall thing and a reception after at her grandmas, after that we should be free. I assume we should since haley wants to go out for your birthday as well
Slurms McKenzie (09:31:11): Is this gokusnake
Peter Nincompoop (09:31:33): Yes it is, getting married to misses gokusnake
Reps for Jesus (09:31:53): And fight social drones together
Slurms McKenzie (09:37:51): I hope they watch dbz at the reception
Slurms McKenzie (09:38:15): Actually I want that at my wedding, I just force everyone to watch the whole thing
Reps for Jesus (09:38:38): Yugioh abridged all day
Peter Nincompoop (09:39:03): You can't really appreciate dragon Ball Z without dragon Ball first so we'll start our marriage video adventure there
Slurms McKenzie (09:47:32): Save dbz for the renewal of vows
Peter Nincompoop (11:26:53): I hate having two bosses
Slurms McKenzie (11:40:56): And now that gay marriage is legal, it is possible to have two bosses and then come home to your two dads. Thanks Obama
Peter Nincompoop (11:43:43): Lol seriously office space is a lot more relatable now. This case that we were missing info on, I told one of the bosses and he knew about all its issues. Well the client calls, the other boss answers and reams me out after because he should have known. I wish they were my two gay dad's just so I could run away and never come back
Slurms McKenzie (11:47:59): Not all jobs are like that, just bad ones. That sounds a lot like my last job actually
Slurms McKenzie (11:48:45): But just remember to cc both people on your emails as a rule of thumb lol
Peter Nincompoop (11:50:07): It was verbal and the other boss was out so it didn't even cross my mind lok
Peter Nincompoop (11:50:18): Lol* but yea email for everything now to cover my own ass
Slurms McKenzie (11:51:33): oooh never do stuff like that verbally
Reps for Jesus (11:51:44): Email everyone a follow up when you speak verbally. Saved my ass
Slurms McKenzie (11:51:55): always gotta email, i pretty much never send anything that is of any importance without ccing another person to cover my ass
Slurms McKenzie (11:52:24): yeah exactly
Slurms McKenzie (11:52:51): if i email a customer a question, i cc my manager, the portfolio manager, the relationship manager, the collections agent, etc
Peter Nincompoop (11:54:06): I mean I was talking with him about something else, client calls, we realize we have no info for them, and then I left to work on what I was doing so it just slipped my mind completely
Slurms McKenzie (11:55:49): it's a live and learn situation
Reps for Jesus (11:57:04): Brian. I know a site that can really help
Reps for Jesus (11:57:09): It's doing.biz
Reps for Jesus (11:57:47): Its for the next generation of business men
Peter Nincompoop (12:12:20): True pete plus my the one boss is a hot head and yells a lot anyways should just get used to it. And I'm learning a lot from those guys they seem to be ahead of the biz curve
Reps for Jesus (12:13:23): And when you are ready to get a new job. Round house kick that bitch and say. NOW IM THE BURGER KING
Peter Nincompoop (12:26:17): Then I'll drive off into the sunset
Peter Nincompoop (12:26:25): Someone microwaved fish in my office
Slurms McKenzie (12:28:23): That's just the pussy of Doris from accounting airing out
Peter Nincompoop (12:29:53): Gotta air it out sometime
Reps for Jesus (12:42:54): This is a real book and it's free
Slurms McKenzie (12:46:53): M'lady
Reps for Jesus (17:01:07): I drunk tweet all the time. Does this mean I have to drunk post to LinkedIn now
Slurms McKenzie (17:03:00): Of course
Peter Nincompoop (17:05:08): Just message your coworkers or potential employers "wyd" or "u up"
Reps for Jesus (17:06:02): Here's my YTD report for yea. It's an excel of my ass checks
Reps for Jesus (17:31:47): There's a buzzfeed privilege test.
Reps for Jesus (17:32:09): None
Nibbler (18:12:43): Send me the link. I'm gonna shoot for a perfect score
Reps for Jesus (18:37:24): http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you#.jamKG7JPN
Nibbler (18:57:25): What the fuck. I only got 76%
Nibbler (18:57:48): I'm way more privileged than you, Marc
Peter Nincompoop (18:58:10): Haha you suck
GroupMe (20:23:50): Slurms McKenzie changed the group's name to Dirty White Boys
GroupMe (20:24:28): Slurms McKenzie changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (20:25:27): Slurms McKenzie changed the group's avatar
Saturday, 11 July 2015
Nibbler (15:40:08): Thinking of getting a tattoo today
Reps for Jesus (16:29:45): Kill Whitey
Nibbler (16:31:47): Where are you?
Reps for Jesus (16:33:29): It was from last night
Reps for Jesus (16:33:57): I saw Ron Funches at Carolinas
Nibbler (16:35:04): Ah. He's good
Slurms McKenzie (17:31:43): Did you get the tattoo
Slurms McKenzie (17:31:57): also we should all go white water rafting. I just went and it was fun
Nibbler (17:33:26): White as in it's an all white activity
Nibbler (17:33:46): I'm gonna go to the city tomorrow. The artists on Hoboken were terrible. And high
Slurms McKenzie (17:50:23): Go to kings ave in NYC
Slurms McKenzie (17:50:27): It's a famous shop
Peter Nincompoop (21:11:12): You guys see daredevil on netflix
Nibbler (21:12:30): Nah. Any good?
Peter Nincompoop (21:13:08): People on reddit say it is, watching the pilot now so far so good. Pretty realistic you seem him get beat up and winded
Nibbler (21:13:49): Punisher will be in season 2
Slurms McKenzie (21:17:35): It was alright. Got bored like 4 episodes in
Peter Nincompoop (21:17:36): I heard it's supposed to be Shane from the walking dead
Slurms McKenzie (21:17:47): Not my kind of show honestly
Peter Nincompoop (21:17:54): You watched it?
Peter Nincompoop (21:19:06): Ah gotcha
Peter Nincompoop (21:19:16): I just started
Slurms McKenzie (21:19:21): I watched I think like 5 episodes
Slurms McKenzie (21:22:47): It had cool action but I couldn't get into the super hero stuff
Peter Nincompoop (21:23:40): I just signed up for marvel unlimited it's like Spotify for comic books
Slurms McKenzie (21:26:53): Check out age of apocalypse
Peter Nincompoop (21:27:27): Will do
Peter Nincompoop (21:27:46): Once I get confirmation if you guys want to use it just ask
Slurms McKenzie (21:32:54): Cool beans. I'm not really a comic person though but I would give them another try
Peter Nincompoop (21:33:34): I really liked civil war and always wanted to read the infinity gauntlet series. It's pretty cheap too you can get 1 month for 1 penny promotion
Peter Nincompoop (21:33:46): Or 6 a month or 70 a year
Peter Nincompoop (21:34:00): Operation Brian the neckband is underway
Slurms McKenzie (21:34:13): You got nothing on me
Reps for Jesus (21:45:15): You can't touch peters neck beard
Reps for Jesus (21:45:20): None
Slurms McKenzie (21:46:09): I am the king of neck beards
Peter Nincompoop (21:46:45): I'm the king of may mays
Slurms McKenzie (21:54:06): Le epic may may
Reps for Jesus (22:10:34): So I'm\nIn the third date with the racist.
Reps for Jesus (22:10:44): And we got a burge with cheese in it.
Reps for Jesus (22:11:23): And I can't have it but a little ain't bad.
Reps for Jesus (22:11:43): She bursts back in and said she didn't pay for that and I'm just waiting in the car
Slurms McKenzie (22:15:48): Just leave lol
Nibbler (22:15:58): Where are you that you're waiting on your car and eating, sonic?
Nibbler (22:16:04): In*
Reps for Jesus (22:16:11): 5 guys
Nibbler (22:16:46): So if you got cheese, yes, you didn't pay. So got it for free. Why complain?
Reps for Jesus (22:16:56): Like everything was packed up. Dude wanna go home
Reps for Jesus (22:17:08): Like it's fine. I'm not deathly allergic
Nibbler (22:17:42): Is she bitching them out on your behalf?
Nibbler (22:17:47): Leave her
Nibbler (22:17:53): With peanuts
Reps for Jesus (22:18:26): I can't just leave her.
Reps for Jesus (22:18:31): Bitch got my drink
Slurms McKenzie (22:26:22): At least the cashier probably wasn't black
Peter Nincompoop (22:27:19): Just bang her and tell her to get out jeez it's not that hard people
Peter Nincompoop (22:27:57): Just tell her to look at the clock
Reps for Jesus (22:36:57): The cashier was
Peter Nincompoop (23:47:08): The bathrooms of 5 guys are roomy
Slurms McKenzie (23:47:27): Do it marc
Peter Nincompoop (23:47:29): So that's always an option
Sunday, 12 July 2015
Reps for Jesus (01:19:09): How about 5 guys parking lot
Peter Nincompoop (08:46:28): I knew it
Peter Nincompoop (08:46:34): Did that really happen
Reps for Jesus (08:55:38): We didn't fuck. But shit happened if you know what I'm saying
Peter Nincompoop (09:07:12): Blowie?
Reps for Jesus (09:07:36): You know it
Slurms McKenzie (09:57:46): Would you say 5 guys is more or less romantic than bww
Reps for Jesus (10:00:01): I finds some sluts don't I
Slurms McKenzie (10:02:56): I'm proud of you marc
Peter Nincompoop (10:10:58): So wait though explain again what happened, she yelled at the 5 guys staff?
Reps for Jesus (10:12:06): Yea. After they closed
Peter Nincompoop (10:12:56): And she yelled about cheese?
Reps for Jesus (10:15:28): Yea
Peter Nincompoop (10:16:03): Are you going to see her again?
Reps for Jesus (10:16:19): Yea just to bone thigh
Reps for Jesus (10:16:49): She suck a mean dick.
Slurms McKenzie (10:22:13): Just be careful lol
Slurms McKenzie (10:22:31): Does she have a Confederate flag in her car
Reps for Jesus (10:24:57): Just a tramp stamp
Slurms McKenzie (10:26:19): Perfect
Reps for Jesus (10:26:40): Racist need dick too
Nibbler (13:49:25): Think I'm gonna get the piece on the top of my right pec
Slurms McKenzie (13:53:42): Still getting the same thing?
Nibbler (14:03:17): Yeah
Slurms McKenzie (14:04:05): Nice did you pick a shop yet
Peter Nincompoop (14:17:03): What are you getting?
Nibbler (14:45:38): Hydrogen symbol from watchmen
Reps for Jesus (14:47:04): So josh is the neck beard
Slurms McKenzie (15:09:11): I still win
Reps for Jesus (15:09:37): I am the one who has an exsteniive comic collection
Slurms McKenzie (15:10:03): I think we are confusing nerds for neckbeards. Two different things
Nibbler (15:18:02): I own comics, and I legit have beard on my neck, but fuck you I ain't no neckbeard.
Slurms McKenzie (15:19:23): Also watchmen is fucking amazing
Nibbler (15:19:48): Have you read before watchmen. I kinda refuse
Slurms McKenzie (15:20:02): I won't read it
Slurms McKenzie (15:20:32): Watchmen does not need any prequels and it seems like it would detract from the message and impact of the original
Slurms McKenzie (15:22:03): I usually think comics are kind of schlocky but watchmen was the one comic that I thought rivals a lot of famous lit
Nibbler (15:25:21): Agreed. Also Alan Moore refused to sign off on it, but DC made them anyway
Slurms McKenzie (15:28:40): The movie was good though
Nibbler (15:31:09): Agreed. Better ending too
Nibbler (15:37:09): Is this legal?
Reps for Jesus (15:37:29): Where are you
Nibbler (15:39:01): Union square
Reps for Jesus (15:39:23): Doesn't Christie hate weed
Nibbler (15:47:39): In NYC
Slurms McKenzie (15:51:26): I would jack that truck in 5 minutes
Slurms McKenzie (15:51:37): Gta prepared me for this
Nibbler (16:09:43): I'm at kings ave right now. Place is really nice
Slurms McKenzie (16:11:09): Yeah it's supposed to be awesome. The guy who runs it, Mike rubendall is a world famous tattooer
Nibbler (16:13:57): Sweet. Yeah much better quality than the first place I went to
Nibbler (16:28:38): Appointment booked and paid for. Tuesday night
Slurms McKenzie (16:29:23): Nice who's the artist?
Nibbler (16:30:53): Zac something. Probably Jewish. You can look at his stuff on their website
Slurms McKenzie (16:31:25): Oh that's a Jewish last name alright lol
Reps for Jesus (19:54:11): When's the last time we posted something
Nibbler (20:14:15): A little while. I'll get something up tonight or tomorrow
Nibbler (20:25:52): http://i.instagram.com/zacscheinbaum/
Nibbler (20:25:57): This is my artist
Slurms McKenzie (20:32:30): He looks good
Nibbler (20:33:48): Didn't realize he's Instagram famous
Slurms McKenzie (20:34:32): How much is he charging
Nibbler (20:42:45): $200 but I don't mind if it's the best quality
Slurms McKenzie (20:44:36): Yea worth it since this is forever
Nibbler (20:47:34): Exactly
Nibbler (20:47:54): Next piece is gonna be much bigger
Peter Nincompoop (20:49:14): Is it gonna be the whole periodic table
Slurms McKenzie (20:49:42): What do you want next
Nibbler (20:49:50): Nincompooponium
Nibbler (20:50:15): I want the poem Ozymadias on my ribs
Slurms McKenzie (20:50:30): You're gonna need more ribs
Nibbler (20:50:53): Generally just a theme of some of my favorite TV shows, movie, books
Nibbler (20:51:00): It's only 16 lines
Peter Nincompoop (20:51:33): If I had to get one for a tv show i think it'd be the office or its always sunny
Nibbler (20:53:35): I wanna get one of Calvin and Hobbes too
Nibbler (20:53:45): And hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Slurms McKenzie (20:54:08): I want the entire transcript of the commentary of s2e6 of the office
Slurms McKenzie (20:54:15): On my back
Nibbler (20:54:54): You should only get the Dwight lines, so everything is out of context
Nibbler (20:55:22): Also, I want the stonecutters tattoo
Slurms McKenzie (20:55:45): But seriously I don't think I will ever decide on a tattoo
Nibbler (20:56:39): Decide on the spot. It's always the best plan
Slurms McKenzie (20:58:25): I have the spot but that's all
Nibbler (20:58:44): Forearm, right?
Slurms McKenzie (20:58:56): No upper right arm
Slurms McKenzie (20:59:18): So it's covered by a t shirt
Nibbler (20:59:32): Ah
Monday, 13 July 2015
Reps for Jesus (18:26:40): When you blaze with your Pet
Slurms McKenzie (18:48:48): Shit bruh
Tuesday, 14 July 2015
Nibbler (08:05:48): Fuckers at Starbucks told me I messed my order up. I asked for a large hot coffee black. They confirmed in their lingo. I said no. Large hot coffee black. Next guy makes the drink, repeats in their lingo. Again I say no. Large hot coffee black. Guy says to the new cashier, you fucked up his order, he wanted dark. I say no, I want black. They ask what I meant. I said I want my coffee black, as in no milk. He said, "yeah, you messed up. Not her."
Slurms McKenzie (08:06:48): Why didn't you just say vente or whatever
Peter Nincompoop (08:06:53): Starbucks Coffee sucks anyways
Peter Nincompoop (08:06:59): I refuse to use their lingo
Peter Nincompoop (08:07:04): This ain't italy
Slurms McKenzie (08:07:16): Their coffee is better than dd or McDonalds
Peter Nincompoop (08:07:35): I think DD is better but starbucks coffee is better than mcdonalds
Peter Nincompoop (08:09:34): You should have asked them what they thought black coffee was
Slurms McKenzie (08:10:26): Be like "I bet they didn't teach that one at the Starbucks academy"
Nibbler (08:10:55): I refuse to learn their lingo
Peter Nincompoop (08:10:55): I guess they missed that day at business school
Nibbler (08:11:09): Just give me my fucking crack
Nibbler (08:11:26): Actually McDonald's has pretty good coffee
Peter Nincompoop (08:11:57): Actually never had I was thinking of burger King their coffe sucks
Slurms McKenzie (08:12:06): Bk is trash
Slurms McKenzie (08:12:20): McDonalds coffee is OK but it's the cheapest one out there
Slurms McKenzie (08:12:47): I usually just go there to circle the parking lot and make fun of the blue collar workers but I sometimes get a drink too
Peter Nincompoop (08:15:31): I don't see blue collar or white collar because I am collared blind
Reps for Jesus (08:20:43): I only drink imported cross hybrid tea from the Yucatan. You fucking plebeians
Nibbler (08:21:53): Fuck off you Starbucks whore
Peter Nincompoop (09:02:34): When the bosses are away Brian will play. I'm gonna write an article today for the site
Reps for Jesus (12:09:34): So I took a BMI test. I'm in the Extreme Obese section.
Reps for Jesus (12:09:45): These are my bros
Reps for Jesus (12:10:00): Cause we extreme
Slurms McKenzie (12:11:23): Extreme obese? That's a thing?
Reps for Jesus (12:11:42): Anyone over 40 is extreme
Reps for Jesus (12:11:53): 40 BMI
Slurms McKenzie (12:12:18): So you're like Tony hawk
Reps for Jesus (12:12:41): Pretty much
Reps for Jesus (12:12:53): Doing sweet kick flips and flipping burgers
Reps for Jesus (15:11:45): So this just happened. The girl who I got caught by her neighbors just sent me a snap chat. I my mind I said "wow. I can do better"
Reps for Jesus (15:12:03): Am I becoming one of those adults you speak of
Peter Nincompoop (15:17:37): Oh the chick who blew you in front of her house?
Reps for Jesus (15:19:24): Yea
Peter Nincompoop (15:20:08): She tryna smash?
Reps for Jesus (15:20:27): She has a boyfriend but sent me a picture of her in the bath
Slurms McKenzie (15:27:08): Who takes baths these days
Reps for Jesus (15:32:32): Hedens
Peter Nincompoop (15:34:05): Ask her if her boyfriend would approve
Reps for Jesus (15:53:07): Anyone wanna see southpaw with me ?
Slurms McKenzie (16:03:23): What's that
Slurms McKenzie (16:04:32): Nvm just googled it. I'll go see it with you when it comes out
Slurms McKenzie (18:07:32): Josh did you get your prostate tattoo yet
Peter Nincompoop (18:36:49): TBS is doing a seinfeld remix thing
Nibbler (18:45:16): 830. Definitely nervous
Peter Nincompoop (18:45:32): ?
Nibbler (18:45:47): My tattoo
Peter Nincompoop (18:46:09): Oh right. Don't sweat it is a cool design.
Peter Nincompoop (18:47:40): Have a drink before, calm your nerves
Nibbler (18:48:19): O. I want it, but shit is never going away. Last time I'll be pure for jebus
Nibbler (18:49:39): Also, Brian, not a word of this gets back to my parents
Peter Nincompoop (18:51:27): Does zach know?
Peter Nincompoop (18:51:34): Can zach know?
Nibbler (18:52:04): He doesn't. I'll tell him though.
Nibbler (18:52:19): He wants to get some too I think
Slurms McKenzie (19:33:24): Are you worried about Jewish cemeteries
Slurms McKenzie (19:34:25): and I've heard some people say the experience of getting a tattoo is kind of cool, like adrenaline wise
Nibbler (19:35:37): Fuck the dirt Jews. I'm with Frank Reynolds
Nibbler (19:37:46): Dirt Jews. I like that.
Slurms McKenzie (19:38:26): Almost as good as mountain Jews
Nibbler (19:39:42): Dirt Jews actually though. As in the Jews in the ground. No Jew lives in the mountains.
Nibbler (19:39:52): Actually exist*
Slurms McKenzie (19:47:21): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews
Nibbler (19:50:25): This is news to me.
Nibbler (19:56:23): Pre game dump// got me feelin pumped
Nibbler (19:56:29): What's the next line?
Nibbler (19:56:47): Also, there an artist here a recognize from TV
Nibbler (19:56:51): I*
Slurms McKenzie (19:57:14): Bald guy?
Nibbler (19:58:10): Yeah. Think his name is rubenthal or something
Slurms McKenzie (19:59:27): Yea that's Mike rubendall, he's the guy who owns the place. I saw a cool documentary on him. He's really famous
Nibbler (20:43:37): That was easy
Slurms McKenzie (20:43:47): How's it look
Slurms McKenzie (20:44:05): Did he pull a fake out and draw a swatstika
Peter Nincompoop (20:44:15): Post a pic
Nibbler (20:44:18): Really well done. I'll take pictures later
Wednesday, 15 July 2015
Nibbler (01:18:43): Made sure to throw in some nip for ya
Slurms McKenzie (07:31:54): Looks good, I thought it would have been lowr
Nibbler (07:35:09): I wanted it right about there. Then he placed it where he thought it would look best in time
Nibbler (08:11:03): Think I'll do the stonecutters on the opposite side
Peter Nincompoop (08:15:03): But you're no stonecutter
Slurms McKenzie (08:17:26): Who makes Steve guttenberg a star? We do
Nibbler (08:18:47): Let's buy stonecutters.org
Nibbler (08:19:16): Damn. Already taken
Peter Nincompoop (08:25:39): You do know they're a real organization right lol
Peter Nincompoop (08:26:23): Pete remember sarah iacone, I remember when we hung at her place she had a pic of her grandpa who was a stonecutter or freemason
Reps for Jesus (08:43:15): Isn't that the girl Sal dated
Slurms McKenzie (08:44:44): I don't think stonecutters are real lol
Reps for Jesus (08:50:56): That's what they want you to think Pete.
Reps for Jesus (08:51:00): Open your eyes man
Peter Nincompoop (09:07:37): She is and I'm wrong they're not. Her grandpa was a Grand Pooba in the freemasons though, they're real.
Nibbler (09:07:58): Let's start a cult
Slurms McKenzie (09:08:04): I'm in
Nibbler (09:08:04): Cult of Biz
Slurms McKenzie (09:08:09): When do I commit suicide?
Nibbler (09:08:23): Whenever you want. Free society bruh
Peter Nincompoop (09:09:22): I've always wanted to write a book about a conspiracy theory
Peter Nincompoop (09:09:37): Some people are idiots and eat that shit up
Peter Nincompoop (09:09:59): It just needs to sound semi plausible
Slurms McKenzie (16:02:00): Go out Friday for marcs birthday?
Peter Nincompoop (16:02:26): I'm down
Nibbler (18:50:58): New idea. How Venmo is killing the homeless
Nibbler (18:51:23): Forcing them to starve because nobody has pocket change anymore
Reps for Jesus (20:02:53): Then they get to snipers for iPads
Nibbler (20:03:23): Huh?
Reps for Jesus (21:00:11): Square
Reps for Jesus (21:00:18): Not snippers
Nibbler (21:06:01): Bums don't got iPads homie
Reps for Jesus (21:06:11): They will
Nibbler (21:06:59): Maybe WiFi models but ain't that 4G life
Thursday, 16 July 2015
Peter Nincompoop (09:23:17): Joe Dirt 2 is now streaming free on crackle and apparently it's fucking terrible
Peter Nincompoop (09:24:21): Actual screenshot from the movie
Slurms McKenzie (09:25:14): The first one was not a great movie either, we were just 10
Peter Nincompoop (09:25:28): You shut your whore mouth
Peter Nincompoop (12:49:10): In the silence of the office my coworker just said "ugh obama" then asked me if I voted for him
Nibbler (18:41:41): Joe dirt is an amazing piece of classic film history
Slurms McKenzie (22:06:02): None
Nibbler (22:54:17): Brian, be sure to ask Steve about Jade Helm
Friday, 17 July 2015
Peter Nincompoop (08:39:21): Ok I will what is that? Also what's the plan tonight
Peter Nincompoop (12:10:25): So any ideas for tonight? Bowling? Beer garden? General bar hopping? Just spit balling here
Nibbler (12:13:32): It's a conspiracy theory about Obama taking all of our guns
Reps for Jesus (13:40:38): Wanna go to dinner tonight then drinks
Peter Nincompoop (13:40:53): Sounds good to me
Nibbler (15:11:55): Where you doing this?
Peter Nincompoop (15:12:18): I'm down for wherever
Reps for Jesus (15:18:55): Up to you guys
Peter Nincompoop (15:19:28): When are we doing it?
Nibbler (15:20:51): Yeah, I'd have to know soon if I'm gonna make it
Reps for Jesus (15:32:02): Aim for 6. Wanna do Quaker Steak. Or some where in NB?
Slurms McKenzie (15:46:59): I won't be able to make it to NB by 6 so I can meet up after for drinks
Reps for Jesus (15:47:17): We can push it later
Reps for Jesus (15:47:29): I was just spit balling
Peter Nincompoop (15:48:41): I'm down for quaker or wherever I'm cool with pushing it back. We can pregame at my place if you want just got a huge thing of jack
Reps for Jesus (15:48:55): I'm game
Nibbler (16:12:05): You should all get drunk and get matching tattoos
Slurms McKenzie (16:14:48): I'm in, let's all get M A R C
Peter Nincompoop (16:16:23): On the chest or back?
Slurms McKenzie (16:17:12): Ass
Nibbler (16:22:10): Knuckles
Reps for Jesus (16:23:37): Butt whole
Nibbler (16:31:04): Verizon FiOS sucks mighty big dick
Nibbler (17:47:48): I'm gonna catch a train. When you think you'll wanna eat?
Reps for Jesus (17:53:41): Up to Brian
Peter Nincompoop (17:57:59): I'm ok with whenever. Josh do you need to be picked up?
Nibbler (17:59:08): Yeah. My dad may do that though
Peter Nincompoop (18:02:26): Ok
Nibbler (21:41:55): http://www.vice.com/read/ten-years-ago-mr-hands-got-fucked-to-death-by-a-horse-716
Saturday, 18 July 2015
Slurms McKenzie (15:12:33): #tybg
Nibbler (15:56:45): #tybg?
Slurms McKenzie (18:36:20): Thank you based god
Nibbler (18:57:59): Ah.
Nibbler (18:58:09): What's based God?
Nibbler (18:58:42): Heard it before but have no clue what it means
Slurms McKenzie (19:00:38): Lil B is the based god
Slurms McKenzie (19:00:59): "Lil b you can fuck my bitch"
Nibbler (19:01:40): I'll I'm hearing is words
Slurms McKenzie (19:01:59): Lil B, the greatest rapper of all time
Slurms McKenzie (19:02:06): And he tweets nonstop all day
Slurms McKenzie (19:02:24): Have you heard of the rapper Viper?
Nibbler (19:02:33): Nope
Slurms McKenzie (19:02:53): He is a rapper who released 333 mixtapes in 2014
Slurms McKenzie (19:03:18): His most popular single is "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack"
Nibbler (19:03:19): Close to one a day. Are they any good?
Nibbler (19:03:26): Lol
Slurms McKenzie (19:03:28): No they are horrendous
Nibbler (19:03:38): Content is content
Slurms McKenzie (19:03:55): They have names like "Cops Can't Read 2"
Slurms McKenzie (19:04:41): For example
Slurms McKenzie (19:05:50): http://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/2p7jv4/viper_is_a_struggle_rapper_who_released_333/
Nibbler (19:08:37): "ARE fuckin' stupid"*
Reps for Jesus (22:29:24): I just want everyone to know. If you type Denny's into YouTube. The first result is top 10 Denny's fights
Reps for Jesus (22:33:21): So who's in for getting NGBM to sponsor our new product. DFL. THE DENNYS FIGHT LEAGUE
Reps for Jesus (22:34:45): The DFL logo
Nibbler (22:35:36): Do some Photoshop on that so it's just their silhouettes. It'd be sweet
Reps for Jesus (22:35:47): I want to
Reps for Jesus (22:43:21): I just made the YouTube Channel The DENNYS fight league
Reps for Jesus (22:43:31): Password is GhettoBitches69
Reps for Jesus (23:45:15): None
Reps for Jesus (23:45:44): I think we just take DENNYS fights videos and we act like Joe Rogam and call the fights
Sunday, 19 July 2015
Slurms McKenzie (11:15:54): That squatty potty josh got me is probably the best thing in my apartment. It's revolutionized my pooping experience
Nibbler (11:20:12): Happy to be of ASSistance
Nibbler (11:43:52): My friend Jake and I watched the 4th transformers movie last night. It was laughably terrible. Optimus prime murders a human, a Steve Jobs type just bangs his hand on a chalk board and screams, "Math! Algorithms!" as a way to encourage his employees to get shit done, but there's something even worse. Mark wahlbergs hot daughter is 17 and is dating a 20 year old race car driver. Marky mark is like WTF, that's statutory rape bro.
Nibbler (11:45:06): Then race car driver whips out a card from his wallet with a Texas state law on it explaining why him fucking a 17 year old is okay because he started fucking the now 17 year old before he was 18
Nibbler (11:47:20): O and the comic relief is murdered within the first hour
Slurms McKenzie (12:05:13): Sounds like if we were to write a transformers movie
Nibbler (12:08:13): The statutory thing was a real curveball
Peter Nincompoop (12:41:34): I really want to watch it now
Nibbler (12:44:58): Don't know how I forgot this one\u2026 optimus prime rides a TRex
Nibbler (12:45:36): Movie would've been great if it weren't 3 hours long
Slurms McKenzie (12:53:05): No amount of stat rape will make me want to watch another transformers movie
Nibbler (15:44:03): Marc, did you see ant man yet?
Nibbler (15:44:19): I might go by my lonesome later tonight
Reps for Jesus (15:50:30): I haven't yet no
Monday, 20 July 2015
Reps for Jesus (06:25:51): Well then. Who's up for hiding some bodies
Nibbler (06:35:04): Somebodies or some bodies?
Reps for Jesus (06:54:14): Both
Slurms McKenzie (07:31:25): Somebody is for a person ("Somebody's going to be mad if I eat the last cookie) and the other is for actual bodies ("We found some bodies at the crime scene")
Nibbler (07:37:41): I meant sublet somebodies as in famous people
Nibbler (07:37:57): Not sure why sublet was in there
Nibbler (07:47:04): I think I'm seriously gonna move to Colorado
Slurms McKenzie (08:17:57): Colorado seems so cool
Peter Nincompoop (08:19:39): Yea Colorado seems awesome
Slurms McKenzie (08:20:16): Go to Portland lol
Nibbler (12:30:49): Nah. Looking into carpentry in Colorado. Apparently my family has a carpenter friend in Aspen. Not that I'd live there, but I might work there.
Nibbler (12:31:05): I'm just fed up with desk jobs.
Peter Nincompoop (12:32:33): Go for it do a trade you can make good money
Nibbler (12:33:10): I don't care about the $
Nibbler (12:33:57): I have so much white privilege. I can literally just up and move and do whatever the fuck I want
Slurms McKenzie (12:36:30): Desk jobs do suck. The concept of doing this shit for the rest of my life gives me anxiety
Nibbler (12:36:53): That's where I'm at right now
Reps for Jesus (12:38:42): Honestly to me a desk job is comforting
Peter Nincompoop (12:38:53): I agree with marc
Peter Nincompoop (12:39:05): I'm over using my hands
Slurms McKenzie (12:39:31): The whole job market is so fucked now though
Nibbler (12:40:25): I'd rather have a skill.
Nibbler (12:41:59): Or maybe I'll become a doorman. I already know how to open doors
Slurms McKenzie (12:42:33): yeah but eventually doors will beome obsolete when the doors in Neo New York are replaced with Plasma Fields
Peter Nincompoop (12:42:44): Do welding it's the best growing trade at the moment
Nibbler (12:43:32): Eh. Rather do carpentry.
Slurms McKenzie (12:43:51): professional life is horribly depressing lol
Nibbler (12:43:55): I've grown so disillusioned.
Peter Nincompoop (12:44:26): Just so you know professional carpets really only do walls doors and layouts
Nibbler (12:44:30): I'm gonna become a conservative
Peter Nincompoop (12:44:37): Obama lied to us
Peter Nincompoop (12:45:49): Do what makes you happy though personally I like being in an office at a desk lol
Reps for Jesus (13:50:30): This is the worst damn cosplay I have ever seen
Slurms McKenzie (13:53:20): I thought her bio said "working for DC" for a second and I was thinking she's going to have a very awkward moment her first day at work
Nibbler (18:57:49): I'm on my bike and a cab driver just reached out his window with a business card, "In case you need a taxi.". He's NGBM material
Tuesday, 21 July 2015
Reps for Jesus (13:56:01): You guys wanna go to New Orleans?
Peter Nincompoop (13:57:45): Norleans?
Nibbler (14:00:25): When?
Slurms McKenzie (14:01:32): Mardi gras isn't till next year
Reps for Jesus (14:18:24): So my fianc\xe9 department hasn't paid any of my departments invoices. And our account got suspended. I literally can't work
Slurms McKenzie (14:19:22): I would start sending out resumes asap
Peter Nincompoop (14:21:47): Yea I agree with pete that is a very bad sign
Nibbler (18:39:27): Dude is openly rolling a joint in a phonebooth
Nibbler (18:40:01): As if phonebooths don't already stand out
Nibbler (20:46:41): Shame on you @Venmo
Nibbler (20:47:06): Perhaps it is not obvious, but those who know money see the big picture. Trust me, the Next Gen Biz Men know money.\xa0They see the end game for Venmo, the service that allows its users todigitally\xa0transfer money between parties. Forget pocket change. Forget chump change. What the fuck is chump change anyway? \xa0Is chump change worth more or less than pocket change?\nFor that matter, what weighs more, a shit-ton or a fuck-ton?\nRegardless, Venmo's tactics are vile. They are murderers; every last filthy one of those techno-libertarians. Their\xa0goal is not to facilitate the transfer of money between parties, no. Their goal stems much deeper from their libertarian ideals:\xa0all men must work for their freedom.
Nibbler (20:47:19): The homeless have been struck hardest by Venmo. Millennials are most inclined to give, as they\xa0have\xa0been flooded with documentaries and the subsequent emotions that shame them into charitable giving. Well, in the age of Venmo, Millennials\xa0no longer have pocket/chump change to give. Paper money and coins have\xa0become obsolete.\nUnless the homeless start wielding smartphones, Millennails\xa0will simply have no chump change to spare.
Nibbler (20:49:23): I have legit told homeless people recently that I am all digital and have no money. It's an easy out
Wednesday, 22 July 2015
Nibbler (08:08:25): See something new everyday https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2015-07-22T12:08:21Z/27069938.640x360r90.mp4
Nibbler (08:10:24): Not sure why that sent in landscape, but it's a dude vacuuming the sidewalk
Peter Nincompoop (08:17:02): The sidewalk has too much lint
Slurms McKenzie (09:03:20): He probably got cat hair all over the sidewalk
Slurms McKenzie (09:03:27): It's not so crazy
Slurms McKenzie (09:03:34): None
Peter Nincompoop (09:04:33): Lol I remember those
Peter Nincompoop (09:04:55): What a date to stay up late and watch nate with my mates
Reps for Jesus (11:28:06): Time the fuck out. I could have majored in strength and conditioning. I could have majored in the gym
Slurms McKenzie (11:33:57): Lol that's the most bro major of all time
Peter Nincompoop (11:40:52): You can major in beer brewing now it's a growing major
Reps for Jesus (11:41:33): I majored in drinking beer and crushing puss
Slurms McKenzie (11:49:21): I majored in drinking puss ;)
Reps for Jesus (11:53:10): None
Peter Nincompoop (11:53:47): Real men drink pussy
Reps for Jesus (11:54:08): Bitch you gotta saut\xe9 that shit
Reps for Jesus (11:54:20): Some onions and spices
Peter Nincompoop (11:58:44): http://i.imgur.com/zHS1RUJ.jpg
Slurms McKenzie (12:03:52): Trump has my vote
Nibbler (12:39:13): If he's the nominee for the republicans, I'd vote for him, just for the sake of the joke
Peter Nincompoop (12:39:38): Then he wins because America as a whole was just joking
Slurms McKenzie (12:56:10): And then we are ushered into a new golden age
Peter Nincompoop (12:56:47): It would our trump card
Peter Nincompoop (12:56:52): Can't stump the trump
Nibbler (12:57:23): next gen prez man
Reps for Jesus (15:46:29): Taylor swift and nicki Manji are beefing. I'm going team Taylor because of our shared white privelage
Nibbler (16:44:47): Run the jewels is the shit
Slurms McKenzie (16:49:32): Yeah they are
Slurms McKenzie (16:49:45): Run the jewels 2 is even better than the first album too
Slurms McKenzie (17:30:29): My brother and I have been trying to get tickets to see them for a while but they always sell out almost instantly
Peter Nincompoop (17:38:50): The taylor Nicki beef was so tame
Peter Nincompoop (17:39:09): Also in the only one left in the office entrusted to lock up. What do I do
Peter Nincompoop (17:39:22): What do I put in jello
Peter Nincompoop (17:55:33): I'm working on a company called P&M and just realized I was calling it S&M to my boss
Nibbler (18:09:57): Let the raccoons in
Peter Nincompoop (18:10:59): I think it's time for an office jerk
Slurms McKenzie (18:13:56): S&M huh ;)
Peter Nincompoop (18:18:24): Lol I only realized it after he left
Nibbler (18:29:46): User your boss' computer
Nibbler (18:30:05): Also, any feedback on the Venmo post?
Slurms McKenzie (18:38:20): Why can't homeless people just buy burner smartphones at like Walmart and hold a sign saying "now accepting venmo donations"
Nibbler (19:10:08): I'm tempted to legitimately run a social experiment and do that. But the phone for the guy and see how much he can rack up. He'd need a debit card or bank account first though
Nibbler (19:10:25): Yet another reason why Venmo is killing the homeless. Barrier to entry
Reps for Jesus (19:30:33): I support Big Peer to Peer money sharing
Reps for Jesus (19:30:38): And big Taxi.
Reps for Jesus (19:30:42): And Big Humus
Nibbler (19:31:05): What about my article?
Reps for Jesus (19:31:44): I support Big Blogs
Reps for Jesus (19:31:51): Looks good
Thursday, 23 July 2015
Reps for Jesus (10:33:47): Who wants to come to practice on Saturday?
Slurms McKenzie (10:36:58): Won't be around Saturday or Sunday
Peter Nincompoop (11:14:41): Haleys sisters wedding reception is this Saturday
Peter Nincompoop (11:21:15): Yesterday my bosses friend killed his wife with an axe in front of his kids. Then he went outside jumped in front of a bus but it swerved. Then he jumped off the woodbridge overpass onto the highway but everyone missed him. So he's alive with two broken legs.
Slurms McKenzie (11:21:50): Good, he doesn't deserve a quick death after killing someone with a god damn axe
Slurms McKenzie (11:22:03): How do people like this exist
Peter Nincompoop (11:22:10): Apparently he did kill her instantly but still
Peter Nincompoop (12:09:59): Just learned the guy that did that was my old barber
Slurms McKenzie (12:20:21): I heard this from someone else on fb too
Peter Nincompoop (12:20:50): Yea European hair salon in south plainfield near mcdonalds
Reps for Jesus (12:44:04): There's a hair salon by McDonald's ?
Peter Nincompoop (12:44:19): Yea near angel tips/radio shack
Reps for Jesus (12:44:37): Oh by CVS
Peter Nincompoop (12:44:48): Yea
Nibbler (12:51:48): Of course you went to European barber
Peter Nincompoop (12:52:58): I just didn't want to give any more shekels to the jews
Nibbler (12:53:08): http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2015/07/sports_bar_near_rutgers_cheating_workers_out_of_wa.html
Nibbler (12:53:21): Read that shit
Peter Nincompoop (12:55:34): You worked there during that time you getting in on that class action suit?
Nibbler (13:00:05): Who knows.
Nibbler (13:00:40): Pretty sure I made way too much. It's a bunch of nonsense
Peter Nincompoop (13:00:40): Find out who the lawyer is call their office say you worked there collect your portion of the winnings and spend it at world of beer
Nibbler (13:00:49): Lol.
Nibbler (13:01:11): That'd be pretty baller
Peter Nincompoop (13:02:52): I'm not kidding about contacting the lawyer though if it's a class action
Nibbler (13:04:19): Yeah I might as well
Nibbler (13:05:01): Think the dude who filed just wanted to go after the owner of the franchise
Peter Nincompoop (13:05:42): Still if you/others can corroborate stories it makes the case stronger
Peter Nincompoop (13:06:02): Did you only get 2.13 and did you have to do non waiting related tasks?
Nibbler (13:06:25): Yup
Peter Nincompoop (13:06:39): Definitely call
Nibbler (13:06:40): Stingy owner never paid for real cleaners
Slurms McKenzie (18:13:51): http://www.clickhole.com/article/bad-news-oregon-marijuana-still-illegal-michaelson-2796?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
Slurms McKenzie (22:46:48): None
Nibbler (22:49:20): I get it. Girls are bad at interneting
Friday, 24 July 2015
Reps for Jesus (08:51:39): 7:30 Hadley SouthPaw. You damn dirty right handers in?
Slurms McKenzie (08:55:47): I'm in there like swim wear
Nibbler (09:18:56): Deltron is amazetaints
Slurms McKenzie (09:23:12): 3030 or Event 2?
Nibbler (09:42:10): 3030. Del the funky homosapien is awesome too
Slurms McKenzie (09:52:26): Check out the song Mr Dobalina
Slurms McKenzie (09:52:46): Well Mista Dobalina
Nibbler (10:04:38): Yeah that's a classic
Nibbler (10:04:44): Madness is great
Nibbler (10:04:52): Also, virus
Slurms McKenzie (10:06:56): My favorite track off 3030 is love story
Peter Nincompoop (13:38:16): Apparently my barber killed his wife with a hammer and then tried to dismember her with an ax and also all the kids were away.
Peter Nincompoop (13:38:24): My coworker said he took too much off the top
Reps for Jesus (13:43:43): It's national tequila day
Slurms McKenzie (13:46:21): Tomorrow is national hangover day
Reps for Jesus (14:04:04): I'm the last one in my office
Slurms McKenzie (14:11:16): But its only 2pm lol
Peter Nincompoop (14:17:26): Marc gets half days for Friday
Reps for Jesus (14:17:35): I do
Reps for Jesus (14:17:41): And now I hate this place
Reps for Jesus (14:17:59): Everyone got title changes in the company but me.
Reps for Jesus (14:18:12): And a girl who started after me got promoted and pay raise.
Peter Nincompoop (14:18:32): She fucking someone?
Reps for Jesus (14:18:40): Doubt it
Peter Nincompoop (14:18:48): She ugo?
Reps for Jesus (14:18:53): She's a nice girls and a hard worker
Reps for Jesus (14:19:13): But I'm in the same situation and they are going outside to find someone
Slurms McKenzie (14:19:51): You should seriously gtfo out of there. You have exp so you can probably find a better job with a better company
Reps for Jesus (14:25:01): I am. But I think a year looks better then 6 months. I'll pay my dues. Then when they realize how much I do and leave it in shambles. I will laugh.
Peter Nincompoop (16:22:46): Got this message from the weed man out of the blue - "Ronald mkdonald maze is bak"
Peter Nincompoop (16:24:24): Is that a strain name or does he just love the mcdonalds playhouse
Slurms McKenzie (16:53:59): Why can't it be both
Peter Nincompoop (16:57:23): I'm gonna text him back "cool let's grab a happy meal and hit the ball pit"
Reps for Jesus (17:35:08): So who's in for the movie
Peter Nincompoop (17:36:10): No can do have to help prep for the reception tomorrow
Nibbler (17:38:51): I'm seeing ant man by my lonesome and jerking it in the theater. Let's see mini Paul Rudd get out of that sticky situation
Nibbler (19:02:54): http://mashable.com/2015/07/23/rick-and-morty-rickstaverse-instagram/
Saturday, 25 July 2015
Nibbler (00:32:29): Ant man was pretty good
Reps for Jesus (06:44:09): Southpaw was really good. But for one thing.
Slurms McKenzie (07:42:52): But he used his right hand for the whole movie pretty much. What a rip off
Peter Nincompoop (08:45:30): So the wedding reception is today and it's has potential to go full jerry springer
Peter Nincompoop (08:50:40): One of haleys sisters friends made 6 figures in a law suit and lent some money to 2 to other friends, neither of whom paid back. Those two friends also hooked up (Two girls) and are both brining their new partners (one guy and one girl). Also it's suspected the money was spent on drugs and one of those three is or was a dopehead
Peter Nincompoop (08:50:50): I'm gonna have my camera ready
Nibbler (11:34:29): Sounds like some friendships are about to be cashed in
Slurms McKenzie (12:06:54): Looks like its up to gokusnake to diffuse the situation
Nibbler (13:28:38): Rick and Morty is back tomorrow
Slurms McKenzie (13:38:18): Rick and Morty forever
Nibbler (13:42:42): I don't know what to do with myself today
Peter Nincompoop (13:44:08): You jerk it yet?
Nibbler (13:44:28): That's a gimme
Peter Nincompoop (13:44:45): My man
Nibbler (13:50:15): I'm a business man. I have my priorities
Reps for Jesus (13:52:13): M
Reps for Jesus (13:52:33): DENNYS fights
Slurms McKenzie (13:52:41): Get the new jerking record
Slurms McKenzie (13:53:04): Also dennys fight vids would be awesome
Reps for Jesus (13:53:29): I'll fi d clips and send them to you guys and we will right jokes
Reps for Jesus (14:26:59): How's the wedding
Peter Nincompoop (14:59:50): Wedding was last week, reception this week and quite so far, only 1 of 3 possible fighters has arrived
Reps for Jesus (15:26:59): Any blows ?
Peter Nincompoop (15:54:24): Not yet actually things seem ok
Slurms McKenzie (16:00:30): You need to start something
Reps for Jesus (18:42:37): How'd it go
Peter Nincompoop (20:14:28): Nothing happened people still here but doubt anything will
Reps for Jesus (20:14:44): Boo
Slurms McKenzie (21:45:26): Weak
Sunday, 26 July 2015
Peter Nincompoop (11:48:23): I did find out gokusnake has a change bank in his house if which he knows how much is in it to the cent and that he has two decoy change banks
Nibbler (11:49:46): Like in case Obama declared Marshall law?
Slurms McKenzie (11:53:29): Like in case his house is broken into by burglars who really need to do laundry
Nibbler (11:54:22): Brian, you should've thrown in a few extra pennies to throw off his count
Nibbler (11:55:15): And what's a decoy mean? Wouldn't it have to be filled with more coins? Or does he just add the equivalent amount of sand to make them equal in weight
Slurms McKenzie (11:55:48): Yeah a decoy bank is still a bank
GroupMe (11:57:21): Slurms McKenzie changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (11:57:42): Slurms McKenzie changed the group's name to Now I'm Relaxed
Reps for Jesus (12:01:15): Time to make a withdrawal aye Chains
Nibbler (15:51:57): None
Reps for Jesus (16:20:45): This at your house?
Nibbler (16:23:31): Yup. Living on the streets
Reps for Jesus (19:16:32): Why aren't we all friends on linked in
Reps for Jesus (19:16:40): Or connections or what every you call it
Slurms McKenzie (19:30:07): Hit me up
Slurms McKenzie (19:30:26): Let's endorse each other for shit
Reps for Jesus (19:30:34): Fick yea
Nibbler (19:33:59): I'm on linked in. I'm an expert
Slurms McKenzie (19:34:18): I'm going to endorse you for butthole stretching
Nibbler (20:22:04): You know me so well
Monday, 27 July 2015
Peter Nincompoop (19:21:31): Just found out my family is voting trump
Peter Nincompoop (19:21:42): I'm going to disown myself
Slurms McKenzie (19:22:13): They're playing their... Trump card
Peter Nincompoop (19:22:50): I told them if he wins I'm outta this country
Reps for Jesus (20:10:09): Canada is pretty nice
Tuesday, 28 July 2015
Slurms McKenzie (10:59:37): New moto x looks pretty cool
Reps for Jesus (10:59:51): You missed spelt iPhone Pete
Slurms McKenzie (11:01:44): New iPhone is going to look like every other iPhone lol
Peter Nincompoop (11:02:47): New iPhone, same as the old iPhone
Nibbler (11:07:12): I love my moto x.
Reps for Jesus (11:08:01): I love my conformity
Reps for Jesus (11:08:06): I mean iPhone
Reps for Jesus (11:08:11): I mean I am a sheep
Reps for Jesus (11:08:15): I mean bahhh
Peter Nincompoop (11:08:59): I hate this Samsung lol
Nibbler (11:09:41): One plus two was just leaked. Official announce today
Nibbler (11:09:52): Looks awesome
Slurms McKenzie (11:09:57): i love my s6 edge
Nibbler (11:59:13): http://www.anandtech.com/show/9466/oneplus-announces-the-oneplus-2
Slurms McKenzie (12:05:41): I like my 4k display better lol
Slurms McKenzie (12:16:36): Do you guys want to go to the beach or something this weekend
Nibbler (12:21:48): I'll be working
Reps for Jesus (12:24:36): I'm house sitting
Peter Nincompoop (12:25:54): I'll be in PA
Reps for Jesus (12:26:25): That's odd I'm house sitting Brian's PA house.
Reps for Jesus (12:26:35): We'll now I have to go defuse something ha
Slurms McKenzie (12:42:49): Oh damn
Reps for Jesus (12:46:08): Or not.
Reps for Jesus (12:46:31): Fuck it. Brian when you gotta take a shit expect a boom and not just from your asshole
Peter Nincompoop (13:38:02): There will be two booms, me shitting and your hitting the floor
Peter Nincompoop (13:38:11): My stank doesn't follow state borders
Reps for Jesus (14:26:23): That's the pot calling the kettle black. Bitch we met on tinder
Peter Nincompoop (14:28:06): Wait so did you bang the race hate out of the other girl
Reps for Jesus (14:28:23): Nah she stopped texting back
Peter Nincompoop (14:34:09): She found someone else to go to meetings with her
Reps for Jesus (14:36:21): Power
Peter Nincompoop (14:36:23): So who's this chick
Reps for Jesus (14:57:15): A girl
Peter Nincompoop (14:59:21): That's gay
Reps for Jesus (15:32:54): She got a face
Wednesday, 29 July 2015
Nibbler (09:59:56): http://www.amazon.com/gp/browse.html?node=10667898011&ref=em%5Fdash%5Fhero&ref%5F=pe%5F81240%5F143813660&pldnSite=1
Nibbler (10:00:00): Why
Peter Nincompoop (10:01:12): For when ordering something online is too much work
Nibbler (10:03:09): "Ma, we NEED more Easy Mac!!!!"\n\n"Just hit the damn button you lazy little shit. Kids these days."
Peter Nincompoop (10:05:47): I heard a story about someone having them and having their kid order a shit ton by pressing the button too much
Peter Nincompoop (10:06:22): But it may have been a myth I think it only does 1 order at a time to prevent that
Nibbler (10:07:16): It's like keeping household cleaning supplies in unlocked cupboards. Just bad parenting
Slurms McKenzie (10:10:39): I think that's kind of a neat idea
Nibbler (10:15:09): Shut up
Reps for Jesus (10:17:34): So this is how wallie begins right
Reps for Jesus (10:17:56): Just set a subscription
Slurms McKenzie (10:34:48): I can't wait to be on a motorized scooter for life
Peter Nincompoop (10:35:16): Here I am using my legs like a sucker
Reps for Jesus (10:36:06): None
Nibbler (10:36:09): Flesh stilts are stupid
Peter Nincompoop (10:39:01): Flesh stilts?
Peter Nincompoop (10:39:07): You mean legs?
Nibbler (10:39:21): Yes
Peter Nincompoop (10:39:45): I like it
Peter Nincompoop (10:40:21): I'm gonna start calling my arms flesh extendable grabbers
Peter Nincompoop (10:40:32): Extendable flesh grabbers
Peter Nincompoop (10:45:42): My ocular input system is currently operating at 100%
Peter Nincompoop (10:45:50): That's what I tell my eye doctor
Peter Nincompoop (10:46:08): I'm just going to become a cyborg-kin
Reps for Jesus (10:46:29): I wanna be a lamp Kim
Reps for Jesus (10:46:38): So getting. Turned on has a whole new meaning
Peter Nincompoop (10:48:09): When marc enters he really brightens up the room
Reps for Jesus (10:49:03): When I get hit. I fall to the floor and crumble
Peter Nincompoop (10:49:37): I try to say goodbye and I choke
Peter Nincompoop (11:07:16): What's a weekend in August you guys are free to go to PA? If you guys still want to
Reps for Jesus (11:26:18): Just give me a date
Reps for Jesus (11:26:23): Like a day
Reps for Jesus (11:26:30): I don't need your sloppy hoes
Peter Nincompoop (11:30:37): Well I'm good for whenever, what's good for you guys?
Nibbler (11:34:06): I'll have to check my calendar and get back to you
Nibbler (11:34:12): I hate that I had to say that
Peter Nincompoop (11:37:34): NERDDDDDD
Reps for Jesus (11:40:21): \U0001f1f2\U0001f1fe what the fuck is this. Who's trying to be Murica
Slurms McKenzie (11:42:53): Yea ill see what I have going on in August. Not sure
Slurms McKenzie (11:43:28): I can't do the weekend of the 8th or 22nd
Nibbler (11:55:50): So the 15th
Peter Nincompoop (11:57:14): Ok cool with me
Nibbler (11:59:58): I'll have to check when I get into the office
Slurms McKenzie (12:01:34): I have to see if I have anything planned too
Peter Nincompoop (12:02:20): What happened to the good old days when we'd all just up from what we were doing, grab a malt shake and bop to the new tune on the jukebox
Reps for Jesus (12:02:56): My moms birthday is the 17th
Reps for Jesus (12:03:18): So as long as we are back in good
Slurms McKenzie (12:09:19): Let's throw a surprise party for your mom. The surprise is that we all forgot her birthday because we were so busy doing other things
Peter Nincompoop (12:31:29): Pete get prepared to pay your mom
Slurms McKenzie (12:32:38): I hope not or I'm out $100
Reps for Jesus (12:36:20): It won't load
Peter Nincompoop (12:38:35): Neither will Obamas third term
Reps for Jesus (14:39:10): A true American hero
Reps for Jesus (16:21:49): So since I have been here 5 people have left willing and 1 was fired. And one just put in his two week.
Reps for Jesus (16:21:58): #turnover
Peter Nincompoop (16:23:15): Tell them I'll do all their jobs for half their collective salary
Peter Nincompoop (16:23:34): It won't be good quality work but hey you get what you pay for
Reps for Jesus (16:26:32): They guy leaving has 11 months. So that's all I need
Reps for Jesus (16:27:14): I plan on making it the full year. Letting my vacation days hit and then taking a bunch of them off
Slurms McKenzie (16:39:37): How long have you been there Marc?
Slurms McKenzie (16:40:37): I kind of agree that a year might look good, assuming you can stomach working there
Nibbler (22:30:13): Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a beer were all paid for by ClassPass today.
Reps for Jesus (22:30:51): I mean isn't all of your stuff paid for by classPass
Nibbler (22:31:58): Well, I mean today was nothing out of pocket
Thursday, 30 July 2015
Reps for Jesus (08:21:37): The fights in Saturday should be really good. Rowsy is fighting a true BJJ black belt so her arm bar is out.
Slurms McKenzie (09:00:56): I would mind her giving me a BJJ
Reps for Jesus (11:09:29): She'd snap it off
Peter Nincompoop (11:48:00): My boss is having a pool party bbq on Friday. I'm gonna make a splash \ufffd
Slurms McKenzie (12:33:01): Make sure to get obnoxiously drunk
Peter Nincompoop (12:34:55): Hey Mr big boss man, look at this - now I'm relaxed
Nibbler (12:35:45): What is that from? What am I missing here?
Peter Nincompoop (12:35:56): Now I'm relaxed?
Peter Nincompoop (12:36:17): That's from Barfbeito, said it to her mom while lighting up a L in her house
Slurms McKenzie (12:36:54): Come on josh its the name of the group
Nibbler (12:43:55): Ooo right
Nibbler (12:44:05): Unprotected butt sex chick
Reps for Jesus (12:44:10): The girl you dry hunoed
Slurms McKenzie (12:44:24): The girl you once loved
Nibbler (12:45:35): Better to have humped and lost than to never have humped at all
Peter Nincompoop (12:46:28): The girl who broke your heart
Peter Nincompoop (12:46:58): Wait did she say she had unprotected butt sex or did I miss that
Nibbler (12:48:48): I think we made a joke to Lori that she probably has unprotected sex, even when she first meets a guy. Which Lori confirmed.
Nibbler (12:49:15): Then we made a joke about butt sex, and Lori was like, well, that's true too
Peter Nincompoop (12:49:31): Lol jesus sam is a fucking tard
Peter Nincompoop (12:49:42): She's gonna end up on pornhub
Peter Nincompoop (12:50:09): Actually that seems too high end a site for her
Slurms McKenzie (12:50:27): Relaxedsluts.com
Slurms McKenzie (12:50:36): I hope that is a real site
Nibbler (12:50:46): It's not. But it can be
Reps for Jesus (12:51:20): CROSS EYED SLUTS .COM
Nibbler (12:52:04): That's a real one.
Peter Nincompoop (12:52:17): Crosseyedsluts is real?
Reps for Jesus (12:52:21): Wait what
Nibbler (12:54:38): http://www.crosseyedsluts.com
Reps for Jesus (12:55:00): Oh yea. That's were I got it from
Nibbler (12:55:21): Explain yourself. Cause now I'm confused
Reps for Jesus (12:55:38): http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-SotN22Tc
Reps for Jesus (12:55:41): Just watch
Peter Nincompoop (12:55:42): I'm not clicking that at work lol
Reps for Jesus (12:55:57): It's a YouTube clip
Peter Nincompoop (12:57:52): I meant the crosseyedsluts link lol
Slurms McKenzie (13:01:58): I can't really watch any videos at work lol
Reps for Jesus (13:10:00): Can't or won't. You little crossed eyed slut
Nibbler (15:40:06): I'll be home tonight and tomorrow if you guys wanna do some hooligan shit
Reps for Jesus (15:40:49): I'll be home around 9
Nibbler (15:41:46): Marc, since your company is going under, you should become the real CMO before the collapse. Put that shit on your resume
Nibbler (15:44:36): Also, you should invest in desk whiskey
Nibbler (15:46:07): We should invent the desk with the top drawer that is made for liquids. Insert a straw and you're good to go.
Nibbler (15:46:13): Or a spoon. Whatever
Slurms McKenzie (15:52:42): I'm around tomorrow if you guys want to hang out
Peter Nincompoop (16:09:32): Might be around for a little tonight
Reps for Jesus (16:10:06): Only if Brian goes couch skiing with Pete and I
Nibbler (16:23:15): Also, I thought of a bit for that Amazon dash thing. \n\nYou're taking a shit, run out of toilet paper, hit the Amazon button. When the delivery guy gets there you shout, "doors open". Delivery guy comes in. You're not in sight. Again you shout, " this doors open too"
Nibbler (16:23:22): Hands you the TP and off he goes. Then Amazon dash thing runs touting its convenience
Slurms McKenzie (16:28:05): Then he goes to another house and does the same thing. Then a third time before he pulls a gun out of the glovebox and kills himself
Peter Nincompoop (16:29:03): Amazon control center, we've lost another one
Peter Nincompoop (16:29:14): Hire new shit man asap
Slurms McKenzie (16:32:22): I watched a video of Gordon Ramsey and I think we should rally do a Sushi Joe video
Slurms McKenzie (16:33:24): I think there is a market for it
Peter Nincompoop (16:39:42): I'm done to make the hotdog roll
Peter Nincompoop (16:40:02): I have seaweed and sushi rice and a sushi roller I could actually make it now lol
Peter Nincompoop (16:40:13): Plus the most important ingredient, the dog
Slurms McKenzie (16:51:17): of course
Reps for Jesus (16:56:31): I feel like Steve would invent the hotdog roll
Peter Nincompoop (16:59:30): What other bastardized American roll could we make
Reps for Jesus (16:59:51): The roll rol. It's like a hot pocket
Reps for Jesus (16:59:55): Because it is
Reps for Jesus (17:00:00): Just rapped in sushi
Nibbler (17:00:17): Buttered roll roll
Peter Nincompoop (17:00:17): I like it. Also maybe a pizza roll
Nibbler (17:00:39): BLT
Nibbler (17:00:52): Pork roll roll
Slurms McKenzie (17:01:26): I also want to film the world's meanest waiter
Nibbler (17:02:16): He shames people while they eat
Slurms McKenzie (17:03:28): Well he is a novelty
Slurms McKenzie (17:03:39): People pay to est at the restaurant so he can insult them
Nibbler (17:04:49): This is real you know
Slurms McKenzie (17:05:24): Where lol
Nibbler (17:12:10): I think in Boston. One of my college roommates told me about it
Reps for Jesus (17:19:05): A coworker told me I remind them of Mac from always sunny
Peter Nincompoop (18:47:04): You need the "what are you looking at dicknose" tank mac wears and your set
Peter Nincompoop (18:47:15): Also
Peter Nincompoop (18:47:50): Rick perry to Donald Trump:
Reps for Jesus (20:25:05): I'm house sitting if you guys wanna come over this weekend. Free booze and food
Nibbler (20:25:29): Your house?
Reps for Jesus (20:25:36): Aunts house
Friday, 31 July 2015
GroupMe (06:35:36): Reps for Jesus changed name to Brobocop
Brobocop (06:36:12): Halt
Slurms McKenzie (07:38:34): Lol
Slurms McKenzie (07:38:45): Where is your aunts house
Peter Nincompoop (07:39:55): Don't shoot me in the dick please
Brobocop (08:47:01): Old bridge
Slurms McKenzie (09:07:10): I heard on NPR on the way to work this morning that the Philipines is facing a shortage of exorcists. there's like 30 cases of demonic possession, minimum, a year and only 5 priests trained as exorcists there
Slurms McKenzie (09:07:23): so if you guys are interested in a career change, that would be a pretty sick job
Peter Nincompoop (09:07:56): Let the power of business compel you
Slurms McKenzie (09:08:31): your AR issue is directly coorelated with demonic possession
Slurms McKenzie (09:09:09): lol in the report they focused on this family whose 14 year old son kept falling asleep and was anxious about school. so he's been through 14 intense demon smiting sessions so far
Peter Nincompoop (09:17:05): So that's the trick to putting demons to sleep, algebra
Slurms McKenzie (09:18:04): http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2015/07/30/424980005/help-wanted-the-philippines-needs-more-exorcists
Slurms McKenzie (09:18:07): the comments are funny
Brobocop (09:18:44): Soo I'm In charge of the biggest buy we have ever had with the biggest profit margins
Slurms McKenzie (09:19:08): don't fuck it up kid
Peter Nincompoop (09:25:03): After you do it say you want a raise
Peter Nincompoop (09:25:06): Or your walking
Peter Nincompoop (09:25:22): Then put on sunglasses lit a cig and leave
Slurms McKenzie (09:32:27): get your 1 year and gtfo of there
Brobocop (09:37:31): I walked it the VP office and it smelt like straight up Jack
Peter Nincompoop (09:37:43): He's getting ready for the end
Peter Nincompoop (09:37:52): Or he's a raging alcoholic
Slurms McKenzie (09:40:06): so now you know it's cool to drink at your desk
Nibbler (10:15:26): Desk whiskey, everyone does it. You do it in style
Brobocop (15:08:36): I free tonight. I'm not house sitting tonight
Slurms McKenzie (15:09:05): I'm still partying there anyway
Brobocop (15:10:42): Party Tmoorow
Peter Nincompoop (15:44:59): My boss is telling me to keep drinking and to not pussy out
Peter Nincompoop (15:45:09): His exact words "don't pussy out"
Slurms McKenzie (15:46:06): That's a challenge
Peter Nincompoop (15:46:55): Any other day I'd tell him let's go and drink him under the table but I got interstate driving to do lol
Peter Nincompoop (17:01:09): My coworker has more drug stories than I do lol
Slurms McKenzie (17:04:28): Lol I thought you worked at an accounting firm
Peter Nincompoop (17:04:39): I do loo
Peter Nincompoop (17:04:44): He's Russian though
Peter Nincompoop (17:05:11): He's the guy doing an iron man next year, regularly 40+ mile races
Nibbler (17:05:17): Ask if he's done krocodil
Peter Nincompoop (17:05:45): Lol I only knows he's done almost everything but Xanax and dope
Saturday, 01 August 2015
Slurms McKenzie (13:14:29): I'm undecided on wet hot American summer. Show is hit or miss
Slurms McKenzie (13:14:39): I feel like it doesn't have the same vibe as the movie
Nibbler (13:20:15): I didn't even realize it launched
Slurms McKenzie (13:21:09): Samr
Slurms McKenzie (13:21:14): Until yesterday
Nibbler (13:22:09): I'm in the middle of daredevil. It's definitely the darkest marvel thing there is. I'm entertained
Slurms McKenzie (13:43:09): It's not bad. I got bored by ep 5 tho
Brobocop (13:45:19): There is gunna be a good fight tonight
Nibbler (13:46:17): I'm working
Brobocop (13:53:08): Fag.
Brobocop (13:53:17): Also I might have a date but I wanted a back up plan
Slurms McKenzie (14:00:00): Well I should be around later
Nibbler (17:09:09): I'll be available after 9
Nibbler (17:09:29): I'm down to watch the fights at fox so long as they're isn't like $20 cover
Brobocop (19:35:28): Shoot for 9 at fox
Nibbler (19:36:12): I don't know if I can make it
Brobocop (19:36:19): Fag
Nibbler (19:37:13): Plus, there a cover, isn't there. I'm too cool for covers. I don't even use sheets
Slurms McKenzie (20:09:15): Let's just go bar hopping lol
Brobocop (20:09:48): I'm in oldbridge right now. You guys can come get loaded and we can bar hope here
Brobocop (20:09:59): Cause I'm hanging out with a bitty later
Nibbler (20:10:39): Yeah that's not hapnin. Fuck old bridges. They gone crumble
Nibbler (20:10:54): Wait, are your watching the fight with this chick?
Brobocop (20:11:03): Nah
Slurms McKenzie (20:23:03): If your date falls through we can get crunk and nasty
Brobocop (20:23:14): Hell yea
Slurms McKenzie (20:24:00): Jessie's Vegas stories are making me want to rage, and not in the angry way
Brobocop (20:47:20): Okay Rhonda needs to get her ass beat. She's getting to cocky but
Peter Nincompoop (20:59:30): What the fuck did I miss
Slurms McKenzie (21:12:53): Everything
Brobocop (21:26:02): Date got cancelled.
Brobocop (21:26:11): So in trying another booty call
Brobocop (21:26:18): If not. Let's go ham
Slurms McKenzie (21:26:53): Ok
Nibbler (21:27:15): Wait what happened in Vegas?
Brobocop (21:27:18): Where do you wanna go
Peter Nincompoop (21:27:31): Yea what happened in Vegas
Brobocop (21:30:47): Wanna go ham?
Brobocop (21:32:20): I'm heading home now. So what we don't
Brobocop (21:35:46): I'm leaving now. I'll be home in like 30.
Slurms McKenzie (21:36:41): I dunno lol
Brobocop (21:38:39): Well you got 30 to decide
Nibbler (22:18:27): Think I'm just gonna stay in.
Brobocop (22:24:10): I'm home
Slurms McKenzie (22:29:34): K cool beans
Brobocop (22:29:40): So what are we doing
Slurms McKenzie (22:29:47): I don't know lol
Brobocop (22:30:41): NB?
Slurms McKenzie (22:31:10): I can do that
Brobocop (22:31:26): Anyone else
Brobocop (22:32:42): Meet at the olive branch?
Slurms McKenzie (22:33:23): Yeah I can leave in 15
Brobocop (22:33:31): Aight me too
Brobocop (22:33:36): I gotta do my hair
Brobocop (22:33:44): Brian. josh ?
Slurms McKenzie (22:36:25): They're cumming but they ain't coming
Brobocop (22:36:39): Lefty party
Peter Nincompoop (22:40:03): I'm in PA
Peter Nincompoop (22:40:11): Be in olive branch in 3 hours
Slurms McKenzie (22:41:20): There is a good chance we will still be there in 3 hours
Nibbler (22:47:04): I would but I have to work tomorrow.
Nibbler (22:47:28): I'm definitely down for PA in two weeks though
Nibbler (22:48:26): How bout we all take that Friday off so it's a 3 day weekend. Or at the least leave work early.
Peter Nincompoop (22:50:23): I'm down for that
Peter Nincompoop (22:50:39): Also if we want oddball tickets we need to get them asap
Nibbler (22:52:06): I dunno. I'm no fan of Amy Schubert
Nibbler (23:17:24): I actually paid $15 to fix the zipper on this cheap ass duffle bag. I think it was worth it
Slurms McKenzie (23:21:39): It is a cool bag
Nibbler (23:27:48): I dunno why, but i've been trying to find a nice duffle bag
Nibbler (23:27:56): just bought this one http://image.rakuten.co.jp/loungebydtf/cabinet/burton/bu-021d206.jpg
Nibbler (23:46:07): I'm combing through Netflix and find the best description ever: \n\n"Two cocky pilots are Earth's only hope. An old story, but this time it's 2654 and cat aliens can jump through space."
Nibbler (23:46:47): Some shitty Freddy prince Jr movie, wing Commander
Sunday, 02 August 2015
Slurms McKenzie (01:05:48): Cock pilots hug
Slurms McKenzie (01:05:49): Huh
Nibbler (01:06:19): Cocky
Brobocop (01:07:03): I didn't ready your post. I made the words out and assumed a dick joke
Nibbler (01:12:08): So you assume everything I say is a dick joke? Or a fart joke? What kind of sophomoric sense of humor do you think I possess.
Slurms McKenzie (01:13:08): Whoa there steamy nicks
Brobocop (01:13:16): You don't have theat type of control
Slurms McKenzie (01:13:18): I'm saving this gif
Nibbler (01:15:15): Just search cock in GroupMe. That's what I did.
Slurms McKenzie (01:18:25): None
Slurms McKenzie (01:18:34): Unrelated but I think it's funny
Brobocop (09:56:42): October. new Olreans. Who's in
Brobocop (10:38:10): Like Halloween time
Slurms McKenzie (10:48:58): Possibly
Slurms McKenzie (14:14:48): did you guys hear that greg zanetti is becoming a priest
Slurms McKenzie (14:14:59): starts seminary in like 2 weeks apparently
Brobocop (17:34:58): Date time. Time to meet the future Ms story I will tell to someone at a later date
Brobocop (22:15:07): Well I got a story
Slurms McKenzie (22:15:26): Dish dish dish dish dish
Brobocop (22:15:39): Nah bitch I cable
Nibbler (22:15:49): Was there penis involved
Nibbler (22:15:55): Or peni
Nibbler (22:15:57): ?
Brobocop (22:16:34): A gentleman never kisses and tells. Luckily I'm not a gentleman
Slurms McKenzie (22:16:45): Was Michael Pe\xf1a involved
Nibbler (22:16:51): Did you even kiss her?
Brobocop (22:17:42): I'll put thes in the way the Jew can understand. I parted the see and lead my people to the promise land
Nibbler (22:18:05): So she has a bush
Brobocop (22:18:19): Nah
Nibbler (22:19:20): So you boned?
Brobocop (22:19:28): Yea
Slurms McKenzie (22:20:09): Awwwwww yeah
Nibbler (22:20:37): When does the story get interesting. Did she take plan B?
Brobocop (22:20:58): I shanked her
Brobocop (22:21:14): And no. I rapped it up
Nibbler (22:21:19): You bone the shank hole?
Brobocop (22:21:26): Duh
Nibbler (22:21:39): Good boy
Brobocop (22:21:52): Always wrap it
Slurms McKenzie (22:23:04): Ok so what's the twist
Nibbler (22:23:10): But then your people never made it to the promised land. They got close. You devil you
Slurms McKenzie (22:23:29): I am expecting M night in the sixth sense and you're giving me M night in signs
Brobocop (22:24:00): Well o went looking for the cats after. And they were under the bed
Brobocop (22:24:11): Also it was present day
Nibbler (22:24:35): Wait, you boned in the house you're sitting for?
Brobocop (22:26:00): Myra
Slurms McKenzie (22:35:34): Nothing like a good old house sitting bone
Monday, 03 August 2015
Peter Nincompoop (08:51:12): So did you do it donkey style or what
Brobocop (08:58:11): You know it. I jumped on her back and road her down the Grand Canyon
Brobocop (11:09:23): I bought john wick in blue ray
Brobocop (11:09:31): Who wants to get toasted and watch
Slurms McKenzie (11:12:24): Always and forever
Peter Nincompoop (11:20:05): Just watched this weekend with haley she loved it and actually wanted to watch again lol. I'm down to. Does it have deleted scenes?
Slurms McKenzie (11:25:33): Just a few sex scenes
Peter Nincompoop (11:30:14): John wick and William Dafoe
Brobocop (11:52:15): It comes today
Nibbler (12:46:21): Apparently Willam dafoe is hung like a donkey. He had legit sex for one role and the entire crew on the film was taken aback by the size of his donkey parts
Peter Nincompoop (12:48:00): Yea he had to use a fake penis that was smaller becuase they thought his would be distracting/comical
Peter Nincompoop (12:48:25): Also Marx josh you guys remeber andre arelovski the ufc fighter?
Brobocop (12:48:33): Yea
Nibbler (12:48:48): Yeah
Nibbler (12:49:09): His fight with Tim Silva put me to sleep
Peter Nincompoop (12:49:13): My coworker is friends with him, like they partied after his wins
Brobocop (12:49:36): Nice. Tell him he has a sweet mouth guard.
Nibbler (12:51:09): Does he still fight?
Brobocop (12:51:29): I haven't seen him in a card for a while
Peter Nincompoop (12:52:34): I don't think so he just said after he got the title a while back he blew 12 grand in a club and fucked some chick in the bathroom lol
Nibbler (12:52:52): Going out with a bang
Brobocop (12:53:20): He wasn't really a great fighter
Brobocop (12:54:07): He is fighting Frank Mir
Brobocop (12:54:10): On 191
Nibbler (12:54:26): So my mom has been handing out doing.biz cards to her friends. They all love it. Some of them are well connected. My dad said it quite nicely, sometimes when something is stupid enough, they'll give you money
Slurms McKenzie (12:54:40): Nothing like a good bathroom fuck to make you feel like you've made it
Peter Nincompoop (12:55:23): Sweet sorry I've been slacking on the articles. When's the last time we posted something?
Nibbler (12:55:51): 1-2 weeks.
Nibbler (12:56:02): I have one I'm writing about Venmo
Brobocop (12:56:10): We need to get a back love
Brobocop (12:56:14): and videos
Slurms McKenzie (12:56:57): i agree, we need to move past just articles
Peter Nincompoop (12:57:09): What video ideas do we have
Peter Nincompoop (12:57:26): I know we have some but we should start writing them down lol
Brobocop (12:58:41): Let's just get really high
Peter Nincompoop (12:59:00): :(
Nibbler (13:00:34): We have a bunch. I'll see if my actor friends wanna help
Brobocop (13:00:53): Yea I don't wanna be in front of the cameras
Nibbler (13:01:02): I do
Peter Nincompoop (13:01:09): I will if needed
Peter Nincompoop (13:01:18): But would prefer not
Nibbler (13:02:05): I feel like at least one of us needs to be for all of them so that our idea is portrayed the way we intended
Slurms McKenzie (13:08:50): until we create a global business empire
Brobocop (13:09:34): Win one for the big guys
Brobocop (16:41:53): I think I can pull off a half sleeve
Slurms McKenzie (16:45:46): Which half
Brobocop (16:45:52): Top
Slurms McKenzie (16:47:48): I'll get the bottom half and then we can hit on girls with the same arm s
Peter Nincompoop (16:47:53): I'm more a bottom half sleave guy
Slurms McKenzie (16:49:38): im starting to accept that i will probably never be able to decide on a tattoo
Slurms McKenzie (16:49:43): unless i am very drunk
Nibbler (17:33:51): How about we decide on a tattoo for you while we're very drunk.
Peter Nincompoop (17:41:25): I say a picture of Homer simpson spray painting El Homo on you
Slurms McKenzie (17:58:59): I like that idea josh and Brian
Nibbler (22:12:56): Pete, I decided, you're gonna get "Jebus" across your abdomen where Tupac had "Thug Life"
Slurms McKenzie (22:55:20): The same tattoo Jesus had
Tuesday, 04 August 2015
Brobocop (06:18:20): Why Brian Got 2 LinkedIn
Brobocop (06:18:35): Also Pete. Why I gotta send you a message to connect with you
Nibbler (06:32:10): Why is Marc on LinkedIn at 6am? Why is Marc on LinkedIn at all?
Brobocop (06:33:04): Cause some of us are a ninjas
Peter Nincompoop (07:04:42): I have 2 linkedins?
Brobocop (07:05:07): Yea
Nibbler (07:12:04): Ones for business, ones for pleasure
Nibbler (07:12:24): Or maybe Brian likes a double dose of spam
Nibbler (07:12:48): And I ain't talking canned meat
Slurms McKenzie (07:26:54): Brian is more linked in than morpheous
Nibbler (07:37:44): None
Nibbler (12:12:18): I'm a sheep
Nibbler (12:13:10): Being in NYC is depressing, seeing all the old people stressing about work.
Brobocop (12:14:07): Josh has gone full blown Hippie. Time to put him down
Peter Nincompoop (12:14:42): Hey us young people are stressing too Mr zen master
Slurms McKenzie (12:15:08): I had that same feeling when I worked at that consulting company. Saw guys working 80+ hour weeks lol what losers
Nibbler (12:19:07): When my dad had his company, GRQ (Get Rich Quick), his parking spot said, "Zen Master"
Nibbler (12:21:14): But seriously, my job sucks. Company is great, but I'm so bored
Peter Nincompoop (12:21:30): Go on gchat
Nibbler (12:23:10): You mean with coworkers, or with you?
Peter Nincompoop (12:25:02): Why not both? With new Google technology you can log in to both accounts
Peter Nincompoop (12:25:16): Google, the human company
Nibbler (12:25:56): Eh. GroupMe is easier
Nibbler (12:26:10): Maybe I'll be a bike messenger
Brobocop (12:38:52): How is the retirement plan for a bike messenger though
Brobocop (12:38:56): It's never too early
Peter Nincompoop (12:42:09): I'll be retired by the time I'm 45 thanks to r/financialindependence
Brobocop (12:43:48): Fuck 45. I've been growing my stocks with dividend re investment since I was 4. I'm shooting for 40
Slurms McKenzie (12:56:35): I'll be ordering sex dolls from the internet to have dinner parties with at 45
Slurms McKenzie (17:52:28): None
Peter Nincompoop (19:58:38): http://i.imgur.com/2uZ70mW.jpg?1
Nibbler (20:00:23): Is Eric the principal?
Peter Nincompoop (20:00:58): Who cares it's just a bunch of hunks anyways
Wednesday, 05 August 2015
Nibbler (09:03:25): Just came up with a new word: geolactation
Slurms McKenzie (09:07:41): Use your phones built in GPS to lactate worldwide
Nibbler (09:13:44): Make sure you're squirtin only where you need to be
Nibbler (12:54:08): Who's drinking and watching the debate tomorrow?
Slurms McKenzie (12:54:29): Let's make a drinking game out of it
Peter Nincompoop (12:55:01): I'm trying to make a trump bingo card
Peter Nincompoop (12:55:57): Well a general bingo card
Peter Nincompoop (12:56:03): Trump calls someone a loser
Peter Nincompoop (12:56:10): Mentions his wealth
Peter Nincompoop (12:56:21): Says Latinos love him (same if Jeb bush does)
Peter Nincompoop (12:56:52): Trump interrupts someone else's answer or the interviewer/goes over time and doesn't stop
Peter Nincompoop (12:57:56): Trump calls chris Christie fat
Nibbler (13:24:58): Someone attacks trump and fucks with his hair
Peter Nincompoop (13:57:11): http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-official-gop-debate-drinking-game-rules-20150805
Brobocop (16:32:10): Can't do PA on the 14th any more
Brobocop (16:32:15): Or the 21st
Nibbler (18:31:52): Fuck Marc, we'll just eat mushrooms and pretend he's there
Nibbler (22:29:26): What size T-shirt is everyone?
Slurms McKenzie (22:29:38): Medium
Slurms McKenzie (22:29:53): Fuck the zuck
Nibbler (22:54:42): None
Nibbler (22:54:46): Thoughts?
Nibbler (23:05:42): None
Nibbler (23:05:53): I prefer #2
Slurms McKenzie (23:10:40): Same
Nibbler (23:25:13): None
Nibbler (23:25:25): None
Nibbler (23:25:56): not sure why, but I really like the stupid fonts
Nibbler (23:26:52): and only using stuff that's public domain. then we can't get sued
Thursday, 06 August 2015
Peter Nincompoop (08:48:41): I love the Fuck the Zuck shirt
Peter Nincompoop (08:48:57): I would wear one lol
Nibbler (09:13:27): What about the doing dot biz shirt?
Nibbler (09:13:53): And what size shirt are you?
Peter Nincompoop (09:24:12): Give me a medium
Peter Nincompoop (09:24:30): I'm not sure on the font for doing dot biz
Peter Nincompoop (09:25:00): Also I'm gonna wait before I wear the fuck the Zuck shirt since he just donated close to 1 billion to planned parenthood and it will make me look super pro life
Slurms McKenzie (09:28:13): i am not the biggest advocate for abortion but i don't want to look like an abortion mill bomber either
Slurms McKenzie (09:28:21): so i think we may need a new shirt idea lol
Brobocop (09:38:38): Id wear it s
Nibbler (13:53:36): Did he really donate $1 billion?
Peter Nincompoop (13:54:18): Like 960 million
Nibbler (13:54:38): And we are all pro life, in the sense that we are all in favor of lives outside of social media
Nibbler (13:54:58): Wow. Commendable
Nibbler (13:55:15): And Facebook is sponsoring tonight's debate.
Peter Nincompoop (13:58:38): Yea it was nice of him and I can't wait when is that
Nibbler (15:48:22): 9pm
Nibbler (21:07:54): Bumped into tj Miller on the street earlier
Nibbler (21:08:07): He was high as shit
Peter Nincompoop (21:08:11): You say anything?
Nibbler (21:08:22): Of course
Nibbler (21:10:46): My entire company was together for our quarterly outing and he walked out of an apartment building. He cut through our crowd and I shouted I loved his work. I was tempted to say he brought piss to a shit fight, but out of context, that could've been weird around my coworkers
Friday, 07 August 2015
Slurms McKenzie (00:44:34): You should have passed him a business card
Slurms McKenzie (00:44:41): Also did you guys see the daily show
Nibbler (05:54:17): Tim and Eric's Zone Theory: https://youtu.be/ClvX7ED8UUI
Nibbler (05:55:41): Yeah. Happy I got to see a live taping before he left.
Nibbler (08:39:44): So is next Friday still happening?
Brobocop (08:41:44): Not for me
Peter Nincompoop (08:42:49): I'll confirm today
Slurms McKenzie (08:48:13): I don't think I can either
Peter Nincompoop (08:48:56): Well that confirms it lol. I will be smoking turkey sunday if anyone wants to come over and try some along with some other stuff probably
Slurms McKenzie (08:51:41): What other stuff are we smoking ;)
Peter Nincompoop (08:52:18): Durrr. Probably nothing though actually this turkey is a 20 pounder lol
Slurms McKenzie (08:59:53): I said GOD DAMN
Peter Nincompoop (09:00:36): Yea didn't realize how big it was so that's where all my energies will be Sunday lol. Up at the Crack of dawn working on getting that bird in this belly
Brobocop (09:06:03): My dads coming home that day so we are having family dinner. I'll stop by though
Peter Nincompoop (09:06:21): K cool beans
Nibbler (18:04:34): Any of you own a Nintendo DS or 3DS?
Brobocop (18:04:47): I do
Nibbler (18:09:22): Thoughts?
Slurms McKenzie (18:15:45): I do as well
Slurms McKenzie (18:15:49): Not worth
Nibbler (18:16:20): How much do your want for yours
Brobocop (18:16:33): Yea unless you really want Nintendo games just pass
Slurms McKenzie (18:16:36): Hmmm
Nibbler (18:16:43): I want Mario games
Slurms McKenzie (18:16:54): Let me see what games I have
Brobocop (18:17:00): 3 million USD
Nibbler (18:17:39): How much for the system?
Slurms McKenzie (18:17:51): Ok I have smash bros, Zelda ocarina of time, resident evil, Zelda a link between worlds, and mario kart
Slurms McKenzie (18:18:00): Let me see what a fair price is
Slurms McKenzie (18:20:04): Maybe $50? And then I'll sell the games for $25?
Nibbler (18:21:40): Deal.
Nibbler (18:22:18): Is it a 3ds?
Slurms McKenzie (18:22:52): Yup
Nibbler (18:23:06): Hot pink?
Brobocop (18:23:18): Pete how are we him a trade poke Manz now
Brobocop (18:24:09): Denny's fights
Brobocop (18:24:19): I'll be sending over homework for you to watch
Slurms McKenzie (18:25:11): I sold pokemon on eBay lol
Slurms McKenzie (18:25:19): None
Slurms McKenzie (18:26:00): It's in pretty good shape. I can clear out the streetpasses and stuff
Slurms McKenzie (18:28:40): Actually just found luigis mansion in my eBay pile too so I'll throw that in lol
Nibbler (18:39:31): I should sell my pokemon cards
Brobocop (18:39:47): I guarantee they are worth nothing
Slurms McKenzie (18:40:44): Put them on eBay. People buy everything
Nibbler (18:52:45): I have a lot of them
Nibbler (19:07:56): Marc, any games you wanna part with?
Peter Nincompoop (19:16:14): I got a PSP full of vintage porngraphy if you want it
Nibbler (19:17:01): Vintage as in 2004 or 1988?
Peter Nincompoop (19:17:13): 2004 I'm not a savage
Slurms McKenzie (20:27:24): It's like jerking off with 11 year old Brian
Nibbler (20:40:18): I remember those days
Slurms McKenzie (20:50:51): Back to back
Nibbler (20:53:22): Toe to toe
Slurms McKenzie (20:57:50): Hey Brian why is your load so small? Ha ha fag
Peter Nincompoop (21:37:02): :( I can't help my load
Slurms McKenzie (23:50:39): Fuck the zuck
Saturday, 08 August 2015
Nibbler (00:37:28): Anyone awake. I have a really genius idea
Slurms McKenzie (00:51:52): I'm up what's the idea
Nibbler (00:52:49): So are you familiar with the business model of ClassPass?
Nibbler (00:54:44): We buy spots in boutique fitness classes and then provide access to those spots to our subscriber base. It's a monthly fee.
Nibbler (01:01:41): My idea is to do the same thing with movie theaters. Instead of paying $10-16 for a single movie, get a monthly subscription through us and pay $29/month or $299 for the year.
Nibbler (01:02:18): You get unlimited access for the membership fee. Limit one movie per day.
Nibbler (01:03:12): In essence it's Netflix for movie theaters.
Nibbler (01:04:36): We would eventually set up a tiered system so that a premium subscriber pays more, think Amazon prime, and they have a larger share of seats available for booking at peak hours.
Nibbler (01:06:44): For initial growth stage, offer bring a friend or refer a friend promotions, like Uber. Encourages word of mouth, natural sharing.
Nibbler (01:07:00): Children are free until 12
Nibbler (01:08:58): You can add a child to your account (ages 13-17) for an additional $10/month/child.
Slurms McKenzie (01:40:23): That's actually a good idea
Slurms McKenzie (01:40:47): But I feel like the drop in movie attendance is due to people wanting to just stay home
Slurms McKenzie (01:41:27): If you see, say, 5 movies a year why pay 29 a month? You're overpaying in those months you don't attend
Slurms McKenzie (01:41:59): Because I feel like the drop in movie attendance is due to people wanting to stay home
Nibbler (01:52:41): The rate is just something I made up. It's flexible
Nibbler (01:53:01): Obviously summer months are more valuable
Nibbler (01:54:21): But what we could offer partnering theaters is data insights into the most popular films, how to schedule movies and when.
Nibbler (01:55:32): Theaters don't make much on ticket sales. It's almost entirely concessions. The more fit traffic there is, especially off-peak hours, the healthier the business. Filling inventory that otherwise goes to waste
Nibbler (01:55:46): Foot traffic*
Brobocop (08:57:25): We could sell like the movie tickets in advance so it's like ore ordering to give theaters an idea of how well the movie will do
Peter Nincompoop (12:38:52): I just turned on my phone I think this is a pretty good idea
Peter Nincompoop (12:39:00): Just what happens of everything out sucks
Nibbler (12:45:15): Give users the ability to vote on old movies to screen
Peter Nincompoop (12:45:59): That's actually really smart.
Nibbler (12:46:38): The problem theaters have is filling inventory. Give the people what they want
Nibbler (12:47:11): And an extra asking per month gets you unlimited popcorn too
Nibbler (12:47:19): Amount*
Nibbler (12:47:45): Maybe not that last one
Brobocop (14:20:24): Wanna do something tonight
Slurms McKenzie (14:31:10): Can't I'm at the shore
Nibbler (14:31:44): No plans on coming to Edison
Nibbler (14:49:17): FUCK! \n\nMoviepass.com
Brobocop (14:49:48): Hooked pass
Brobocop (14:49:51): Hooker
Nibbler (14:50:10): Go on
Nibbler (15:54:48): Digging into how the ticketing process works for movie pass, it sucks hard
Nibbler (15:54:53): It's clunky
Nibbler (15:56:28): They send you a discover debit card. You have to get to the theater, decide on a movie, then the card is credited for the price of a ticket. You have to then take the discover card and swipe it at a kiosk or hand to the box office person, and you get your ticket
Nibbler (15:56:36): Not very user friendly
Slurms McKenzie (16:18:32): "Fuck" - Mark Zuck
Nibbler (16:47:18): None
Nibbler (16:47:30): None
Nibbler (16:48:27): thoughts?
Slurms McKenzie (17:06:40): Make it say business lol
Slurms McKenzie (17:07:21): "I orchestrated a hostile takeover for the benefit of the shareholders and all I got was this stupid shirt"
Nibbler (17:29:06): None
Slurms McKenzie (17:29:58): I like it
Nibbler (17:30:02): same
Slurms McKenzie (17:30:05): Give him a chubby
Brobocop (17:42:01): Can you make it black on white
Nibbler (19:27:34): None
Nibbler (19:27:40): not feeling it
Slurms McKenzie (19:36:00): Nah
Brobocop (22:30:51): Yea better white
Slurms McKenzie (22:35:57): Still needs a business chubby too
Nibbler (22:37:40): What's TYBG mean?
Peter Nincompoop (23:02:09): I need your guys help with something serious. You don't all need to help. loris friends wants an intervention, asked me and haley to get involved. If any of you want to join please do
Peter Nincompoop (23:02:19): She acted like a fucking moron tonight again
Nibbler (23:03:01): I'm in. You mean for ham sandwich, right?
Nibbler (23:03:18): What she do now?
Peter Nincompoop (23:03:21): Yea I presume.
Peter Nincompoop (23:04:34): She was drinking with me and haley tonight. Had a decent deal to drink. Me and haley leave to my room for a bit, come back and she's drove off
Peter Nincompoop (23:04:42): And she definitely should not have been driving
Peter Nincompoop (23:04:57): She literally just got fined 500 in court this week for a speeding ticket
Peter Nincompoop (23:05:10): How fucking stupid can you be
Nibbler (23:05:47): Obviously, the depth of her true stupidity has yet to be revealed
Peter Nincompoop (23:06:21): Yea true tonight's a new low. I don't want how see how far it can go
Brobocop (23:06:33): Where did she go
Peter Nincompoop (23:07:38): No idea
Peter Nincompoop (23:08:03): She's on her way back now but if she got pulled over hello DUI
Brobocop (23:08:59): I mean we have all drove when we shouldn't have
Peter Nincompoop (23:09:34): That doesn't make it right or smart
Peter Nincompoop (23:10:00): Also I think it was for something dumb since she's on her way back already
Nibbler (23:10:12): We didn't have ham sandwich dragging us down though
Peter Nincompoop (23:10:23): Also mostly I feel like I'd get in trouble for this and that's the biggest issue
Nibbler (23:11:00): She's 21. She can buy her own booze
Nibbler (23:11:13): She chose to drink
Peter Nincompoop (23:11:47): Yea but look at my siblings
Peter Nincompoop (23:12:09): Steves a 30 year old non driving virgin living at home and loris a 22 year old obsessed with a loser
Peter Nincompoop (23:12:46): So it normally ends up coming back to me like I'm supposed to watch em
Nibbler (23:13:31): Your new name is Malcolm
Brobocop (23:15:30): Just sit her down and tell her she is being an idiot.
Brobocop (23:16:04): I'm gunna pass on the intervention though. I don't think it's my place to step in
Nibbler (23:19:37): I'm willing to help, but I have a feeling that even if she does leave the idiot, she'll feel bad for him when he starts mainlining black tar and run back to him.
Peter Nincompoop (23:22:06): I thinks he's already into dope now actually
Peter Nincompoop (23:23:12): He lost like 30 pounds mostly muscle and has a lot of junkie logic going on.
Peter Nincompoop (23:31:04): She got home at the same time as my parents lol. Went straight up to her room to avoid them lol. I'm serious about intervention though
Nibbler (23:31:53): I'll help
Peter Nincompoop (23:32:06): Jackie and Sam are setting it up so I'll let you know what they say
Nibbler (23:33:43): That sounds terrible
Nibbler (23:33:59): You should have Haley coordinate with them
Peter Nincompoop (23:34:09): Yea maybe. She will be
Slurms McKenzie (23:52:29): What specifically is this intervention for
Slurms McKenzie (23:52:41): Like just hamza or the drinking
Peter Nincompoop (23:53:28): Originally I think hamza exclusively but now I think drinking since she's acting like a idiot
Slurms McKenzie (23:55:25): Well if you need my help let me know, I don't want lori to have her life ruined
Peter Nincompoop (23:55:59): It's one thing to drink and stay at home who cares if you black out but it's another to drive. And yea I think the more people the better.
Sunday, 09 August 2015
Nibbler (12:30:45): So where'd Lori go?
Monday, 10 August 2015
Peter Nincompoop (11:06:24): She claims she was going to drive down to the shore to a spot her and hamza would go and listen to the ocean and turned around when she got around menlo. Which coincidentally is near Hamzas
Peter Nincompoop (11:06:50): Me and haley think she just brought cookies to hamzas since she baked a lot and all of a sudden most of them were gone
Peter Nincompoop (11:06:54): She's a god damn moron
Slurms McKenzie (11:07:21): So she's still in love with him?
Slurms McKenzie (11:07:33): Even after he got caught fucking whores on Craigslist for weeks
Peter Nincompoop (11:07:37): I told her I thought she was lying too, why leave your cat to go to the beach to feel bad about your cat
Slurms McKenzie (11:07:37): And doing hard drugs?
Peter Nincompoop (11:07:48): Well drugs were not sure on just a suspicion still
Slurms McKenzie (11:07:58): It wouldn't be a stretch
Peter Nincompoop (11:08:01): But yea the others
Peter Nincompoop (11:08:08): She has seriously low self esteem
Peter Nincompoop (11:08:22): Christi eng sent me some screenshots of their texts
Peter Nincompoop (11:08:28): She says I'm just not a worthy person
Peter Nincompoop (11:08:31): It's really sad
Slurms McKenzie (11:08:45): Worthy of what? A bf that doesn't treat her like shit?
Slurms McKenzie (11:08:48): Wow that's sad
Peter Nincompoop (11:11:26): Of friends of a good bf
Peter Nincompoop (11:11:28): It is
Nibbler (12:10:01): Damn.
Nibbler (12:10:31): Wait ham sammy was fucking whores from Craigslist?
Brobocop (12:12:11): You guys are messing with Josh and I right. Like this is the sequel to cyber bully or something g
Peter Nincompoop (12:17:25): I'm not kidding about anything I've said about lori
Peter Nincompoop (12:17:54): And he was looking up threesomes on Craigslist dunno if he followed through ok any but I would bet he has
Brobocop (12:19:54): All dude threesomes?
Slurms McKenzie (12:20:12): Is there any other kind
Peter Nincompoop (12:20:14): All pony-kin threesomes
Nibbler (12:21:38): I knew he cheated, but not random bimbos from Craigslist
Nibbler (12:21:53): Maybe he's blowing truckers for meth
Peter Nincompoop (12:23:05): Who knows he's unemployed now no longer at that trucker stop thing
Peter Nincompoop (12:23:31): Though still can't find time to see lori on their anniversary yesterday lol. They met in Roosevelt park for like a hour
Slurms McKenzie (12:25:54): Romantic lol
Peter Nincompoop (12:26:19): Also claims he made a flat rate of 500 a week regardless of how much he worked
Peter Nincompoop (12:26:33): And would get called in all the time to work
Peter Nincompoop (12:26:43): But somehow despite it being so busy the company went under lol
Brobocop (13:17:04): Brian become self aware. Protocol Omega
Nibbler (15:43:41): I'm gonna go work for postmates as a bike messenger
Slurms McKenzie (15:44:21): Why lol
Nibbler (15:50:35): It's definitely not boring. On your bike all day. Explore the city
Nibbler (15:50:53): Get paid like $25/hr
Nibbler (15:51:12): That's what I get in overtime
Nibbler (15:51:26): And my hours are being cut
Slurms McKenzie (15:52:10): Oh that does suck
Slurms McKenzie (15:52:14): Plus it is exercise
Nibbler (15:56:28): Just an idea
Brobocop (16:08:40): Try media
Brobocop (16:08:47): They love psych degrees
Nibbler (18:11:41): Got a company in mind. I've applied to a bunch of media companies.
Peter Nincompoop (18:46:22): Nice that'd be ciik
Peter Nincompoop (18:46:23): Cool
Slurms McKenzie (18:46:44): Just apply to big companies
Slurms McKenzie (18:46:53): More stable than startups typically
Nibbler (19:01:56): I have. I've applied to dozens of jobs at NBC, Viacom, all of them
Nibbler (19:02:04): Disney
Nibbler (19:12:27): Go to ABC.XYZ
Nibbler (19:13:00): While reading, click the period after the sentence containing drone delivery
Slurms McKenzie (19:36:28): if you don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a sexy as hell babe that makes you cum in your pants then i dont want to fuckin know you
Peter Nincompoop (19:44:03): That's cool lol I don't remember them mentioning abc.xyz in the show
Nibbler (19:44:29): They didn't. And this isn't a joke
Nibbler (19:44:41): Google is now under the umbrella Alphabet
Nibbler (19:45:12): But BMW owns alphabet.com
Nibbler (19:45:36): So Google went with http://www.ABC.xyz
Nibbler (22:20:48): http://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential/1225451057
Nibbler (22:21:13): The real test of, "How white are you?"
Peter Nincompoop (23:14:07): I also got 95% sanders
Nibbler (23:14:28): Wanna get gay married?
Nibbler (23:15:11): Sorry, married
Nibbler (23:15:46): Apparently, I'm a left wing authoritarian
Tuesday, 11 August 2015
Brobocop (05:44:53): I got 79 Bernie
Brobocop (06:09:43): We going ?
Nibbler (06:16:05): Why didn't we think of it
Nibbler (12:51:59): You guys around this weekend?
Brobocop (12:56:10): This
Nibbler (13:00:02): Doesn't answer my question, but I like it
Slurms McKenzie (13:03:12): I'm around Friday
Peter Nincompoop (13:03:46): I should be some day this week
Brobocop (13:03:58): Comedy show Friday.
Brobocop (13:04:04): And should have a date Saturday
Brobocop (13:04:17): But she is more flaky them a caps try
Brobocop (13:04:20): Pastry
Brobocop (15:04:54): Bitch you ain't got a job
Slurms McKenzie (15:16:42): She looks.. Relaxed
Peter Nincompoop (16:07:03): Which tinderella is this marky marc
Brobocop (16:07:26): It's sam. Your sister best friend
Peter Nincompoop (16:13:10): No not that the one you're seeing Saturday. I can tell the girl in that pic has had unprotected butt sex
Brobocop (16:17:05): A girl from a while ago
Slurms McKenzie (16:20:21): The olden days
Slurms McKenzie (16:53:22): Josh do you still want the 3ds
Peter Nincompoop (16:55:33): Why would he want to date a 3d
Nibbler (18:31:13): Yeah. Why
Wednesday, 12 August 2015
Nibbler (07:31:13): Whens this intervention?
Peter Nincompoop (07:31:47): I'm gonna have to talk to ms. Relaxed and her other friends about it
Slurms McKenzie (12:09:10): Josh how interested are you in Ocarina of Time 3D for the 3DS? Because I found out that it goes for a lot on eBay but if you actually want to play it I'll still throw it in. If not I can knock off some money for the price of the 3ds and games
Brobocop (12:43:48): How much on eBay?
Peter Nincompoop (12:44:59): 60 shekels
Nibbler (12:47:52): I think I own it on n64. Never played it before. Don't really care, sell it on eBay if you can make good money
Slurms McKenzie (12:48:58): Yeah it's going for like $60+. It's a classic so if you want it I have no problem throwing it in.
Slurms McKenzie (12:49:38): Otherwise I'm gonna sell it to pay for my sick child
Nibbler (12:50:38): Isn't that more than retail?
Nibbler (12:50:46): Do they not make it anymore?
Nibbler (12:51:12): Flip that shit yo
Slurms McKenzie (12:51:19): Yeah it's out of print. You can only get it digitally now
Slurms McKenzie (12:51:23): Aight cool
Nibbler (12:51:35): Stupid Nintendoson
Slurms McKenzie (12:58:15): damn japanese cant even keep their games in print or their girls satisified
Brobocop (14:08:01): I'll the N64 off you josh
Nibbler (14:33:55): You wanna buy it?
Nibbler (14:34:02): It ain't happening
Nibbler (14:34:04): Fuck you
Thursday, 13 August 2015
Nibbler (09:02:54): I'm gonna come home tomorrow. Pete, you gonna be around so we can swap spit?
Slurms McKenzie (09:03:12): Hell yea
Nibbler (09:03:21): And anyone down to do something?
Slurms McKenzie (09:03:28): Sure
Peter Nincompoop (09:03:33): I should be
Nibbler (09:03:57): Luke warm beans
Peter Nincompoop (09:23:12): Robin hood just came out for android today
Peter Nincompoop (09:23:23): 0 dollar trades on stocks
Nibbler (09:23:53): Nice. Yeah they're a cool company
Nibbler (09:24:08): Don't own any stocks though
Peter Nincompoop (09:27:04): Well the app makes it super easy can put some money in straight from your account and you can buy/sell stocks on the app
Peter Nincompoop (09:27:45): Normally buying or selling has a commission fee but this is free. You can also set things to sell if it reaches this amount or buy if it gets this low
Brobocop (09:41:11): I'm in NYC tomorrow
Nibbler (09:42:50): Get in deep.
Nibbler (12:13:36): What stocks should I buy?
Slurms McKenzie (12:16:21): Chipolte
Slurms McKenzie (12:16:26): Always Chipolte
Nibbler (12:18:46): None
Nibbler (12:18:58): Speak of the diablo
Nibbler (12:22:29): Were you serious?
Peter Nincompoop (12:22:48): Chipotle is a decent buy actually
Peter Nincompoop (12:22:51): Yahoo is cheap
Peter Nincompoop (12:22:53): 35 a share
Peter Nincompoop (12:22:58): I think it will go up
Nibbler (12:25:02): I saw Google went up a lot after the Alphabet thing. And Apple went down cause China is hurting. Also HTC is worthless
Nibbler (12:25:14): Might be worth buying some HTC
Nibbler (12:25:27): Just to see if it increases at all
Peter Nincompoop (12:26:57): As a throwaway buy. Could bounce back
Slurms McKenzie (12:27:09): HTC will be out of business soon
Peter Nincompoop (12:27:13): Number one rule though don't try to time the market
Brobocop (12:27:21): But blue chips do dividen re investment
Brobocop (12:27:26): And save for the future
Peter Nincompoop (12:27:38): Yea it's good to have them in your portfolio
Peter Nincompoop (12:27:48): And don't become emotionally attached to any stocks
Brobocop (12:28:06): That's what I got and that's why I plan on retiring at 55
Peter Nincompoop (12:28:12): Set a limit like if it goes down 10% you sell don't keep holding out while it goes lower and lower
Nibbler (12:28:52): I don't have shit right now
Peter Nincompoop (12:29:26): Look up some blue chips they're the safest bet stock wise
Peter Nincompoop (12:31:09): See if you can get some stock options at your place of work too if offered never hurts
Nibbler (12:32:00): I have not the slightest clue what you're talking about
Nibbler (12:32:12): Blue what nots
Slurms McKenzie (12:32:34): theyre the rarest of all chips
Brobocop (12:32:56): The stocks that have been around for forever. AT&T. Coke. Microsoft
Nibbler (12:32:59): Like hidden gems on the trading floor?
Peter Nincompoop (12:32:59): Blue chips are slow growth safe investing stocks
Peter Nincompoop (12:33:00): Yea
Peter Nincompoop (12:33:10): What marc said
Nibbler (12:33:15): OIL!!!
Brobocop (12:33:38): This nigga got att at day 6 of age
Brobocop (12:33:51): Putting the money back into buying more stock since then.
Peter Nincompoop (12:33:55): You can invest in commodities but you better follow the market
Peter Nincompoop (12:34:10): They can be volatile
Peter Nincompoop (12:34:33): Also studies show after a stock splits it's more bullish=they're more likely to go up
Brobocop (12:34:37): Yea. A single bad report can make or break you
Peter Nincompoop (12:34:41): Netflix is expected to split soon
Peter Nincompoop (12:34:46): I'm gonna buy it when it does
Nibbler (12:34:58): We're gonna sit down tomorrow and set me up for success
Slurms McKenzie (12:35:11): damn you guys are hardcore about this
Nibbler (12:35:21): Right
Brobocop (12:35:31): I'm made I didn't invest in ford when it was 1
Brobocop (12:35:36): It's around 20
Peter Nincompoop (12:36:16): Do you have a portfolio i can see marc I'm interested
Brobocop (12:37:42): I got the forms and shot but not a true one. I got J and J Comcast AtT. That's my biggest. Citibank. And a few others here and there
Peter Nincompoop (12:37:47): All I personally bought is 50 shares of apple after it split and went down to 93 like 8 months
Brobocop (12:37:54): And did try
Peter Nincompoop (12:38:05): I knoe my parents have had Colgate since the 80s
Brobocop (12:38:07): Disney
Brobocop (12:38:17): Disney is always a good investment
Peter Nincompoop (12:38:20): Microsoft
Peter Nincompoop (12:38:21): Yea
Brobocop (12:38:26): They used to give you vanity shares
Brobocop (12:38:35): I got Microsoft
Slurms McKenzie (12:39:15): d@ng
Peter Nincompoop (12:39:32): I'm just gonna use robinhood for some fun
Peter Nincompoop (12:39:56): Josh if your serious you should talk to someone about vanguard mutual funds too very safe investment with good return
Peter Nincompoop (12:40:25): My brother told my parents to buy Google when it came out and they didn't and he still brings it up at times lol
Nibbler (12:40:43): Cool. My mom has a guy that does everything for her. She's gotta lot of shit too
Peter Nincompoop (12:40:56): Ask her to talk to her guy
Brobocop (13:25:22): Also all y'all fuckers need to get a Roth IRA if you don't have a 401k yet
Nibbler (13:31:10): I don't have my 401k yet, but I don't it's with it for me. Not gonna be at this company long
Brobocop (13:35:43): For doing.biz we can buy radio spots in smaller markets for 25 a piece
Nibbler (13:45:19): Notice I changed the little favicon so it looks like the bathroom logo
Nibbler (13:45:32): Not all distorted anymore
Nibbler (13:45:43): And that's pricey
Brobocop (13:46:44): Nah it's not. We can get areas like Tempe and other places.
Brobocop (13:47:03): Top 50 DMAs is in the hundreds of dollars
Brobocop (13:47:17): But smaller markets we can still reach a lot of people nation wide
Nibbler (13:47:26): You want tempe Arizona?
Brobocop (13:47:36): It's a decent sized market
Brobocop (13:47:45): You want Grand Rapids SD ?
Slurms McKenzie (13:54:37): We need to expand our brand
Slurms McKenzie (13:54:51): My brand is expanding just thinking about it
Peter Nincompoop (13:55:45): I'm about to spread my brand all over my pants
Peter Nincompoop (14:02:05): For these radio spots how long does it last, do you mean 25 dollars per play or 25 and that will get us played like once a day for a week
Brobocop (14:30:13): Per :30 second spot
Peter Nincompoop (14:30:53): Ah gotcha. And at what time is that?
Peter Nincompoop (14:31:36): I'd love to hear some dumb ass commercial for next gen biz men on the radio even if we have to listen to it via Internet lol
Brobocop (14:31:57): Day parts
Peter Nincompoop (14:33:18): Sweet
Peter Nincompoop (14:34:01): I'd love for it to start huge explosions and people screaming for dear life, then a record scratch and someone saying "does this sound like your business?"
Nibbler (18:56:27): At what point are we actually considered a business?
Peter Nincompoop (18:59:32): As opposed to a hobby?
Peter Nincompoop (18:59:40): When we are actively doing this for profit
Peter Nincompoop (19:00:08): Having a business plan, projecting future revenue, things like that make us look more like a business
Nibbler (19:02:19): If we sold t-shirts, are we a business?
Peter Nincompoop (19:02:46): Nah I think it's about deliberate planning to make a profit
Nibbler (19:02:51): At what point is it no longer a joke and can we be held liable and get sued
Peter Nincompoop (19:03:12): Look up hobby vs business on Google think the irs has a page on it
Peter Nincompoop (19:03:22): We won't get sued well just have to pay taxes
Nibbler (19:04:21): Fuckin Obama
Brobocop (19:19:59): Wanna come to practice Saturday
Nibbler (19:25:03): I'm good. I had planned on doing some shit with the weight vest
Nibbler (19:25:11): What's everyone doing Saturday?
Brobocop (19:30:43): Got a date
Peter Nincompoop (19:32:21): Dunno possibly nothing
Nibbler (19:35:10): Interesting
Peter Nincompoop (19:35:46): Probably just chilling
Nibbler (19:35:59): Now that we all have jobs, let's fly out somewhere. North Dakota for the week. Vacation as oil field workers
Nibbler (19:36:22): Or as Chilean minors
Slurms McKenzie (19:36:34): Busy Sat but free Friday
Nibbler (19:37:46): Let's record some demo radio ads
Peter Nincompoop (19:43:46): In a world where business just ain't what it used to be
Peter Nincompoop (22:45:52): None
Nibbler (22:47:48): This real?
Peter Nincompoop (22:48:02): Think so from the shows insta
Nibbler (22:48:23): Sick
Peter Nincompoop (22:48:26): Or just handwritten from imdb
Friday, 14 August 2015
Nibbler (07:08:20): Any thoughts on buying stock in Tesla?
Brobocop (07:09:12): Wait until they are about to announce the 35k mode
Nibbler (07:11:42): They are legit making a mode for their model S called ludicrous mode in a nod to space balls
Nibbler (07:36:58): Pete, since we'll be chilling later, would you be able to bring the DS? And do you prefer cash or Venmo?
Slurms McKenzie (07:37:28): Yup I can bring it. And cash is fine since I don't use venmo
Nibbler (07:38:05): Hop on the musk bandwagon already, fag.
Slurms McKenzie (08:53:53): The Musk can make like the Zuck and FUCK
Slurms McKenzie (08:54:26): also I'm not sure if you know about Streetpass but I think you'll have fun with it since you work in NYC
Nibbler (08:55:19): Go on
Slurms McKenzie (08:56:09): basically you turn the 3ds on and close the lid, so it goes into sleep mode
Slurms McKenzie (08:56:19): and it will last something like 72 hours in sleep
Slurms McKenzie (08:56:29): and bring it with you in nyc, like leave it in your bag or something
Slurms McKenzie (08:56:41): when you pass within 30 feet of someone else who has a 3ds it will streetpass them
Slurms McKenzie (08:56:47): which basically means you exchange mii data
Slurms McKenzie (08:57:04): so you get a copy of their little mii character on your system and you can play a few games with that
Slurms McKenzie (08:57:12): plus some actual games take advantage of this
Nibbler (08:57:28): Kinda creepy but I like it
Slurms McKenzie (08:57:29): like mario kart gets the ghost data of users you street pass and you can race against it
Slurms McKenzie (08:57:34): it's a fun little gimmick
Slurms McKenzie (08:57:47): you usually get a bunch of passes in nyc since there are a lot of people
Nibbler (08:58:02): I'm actually really pumped for the DS
Slurms McKenzie (08:58:18): yeah it's a lot of fun
Slurms McKenzie (08:58:23): smash bros 4 alone is worth it tbh
Nibbler (08:59:16): I'll pick that one up
Slurms McKenzie (09:00:13): im giving it to you lol
Slurms McKenzie (09:01:31): Luigis Mansion, Mario Kart 7, Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds, Resident Evil Revelations, and Smash Bros 4
Nibbler (09:08:15): O, shit. Nice
Nibbler (09:42:54): How much did you want again? I'm gonna have to stop at the bank
Slurms McKenzie (09:53:40): 75 is fine if that's cool with you
Nibbler (09:57:19): Works for me
Brobocop (09:57:21): I'll give you mine for 600
Slurms McKenzie (10:00:02): I'm coming out to my parents as transracial tonight
Nibbler (10:00:43): Please, please, please do
Nibbler (10:00:58): Navajo?
Slurms McKenzie (10:01:25): no, transjapanese
Slurms McKenzie (10:01:29): My whole life, I've just felt wrong. Even though I was born Italian, I have always felt a deep connection and identity with the Japanese culture. At first, I tried to deny it, but I read some very interesting studies that showed how common this feeling is. If you were to look at a Japanese person and an Italian person, you'd notice that, at the genetic level, they are completely indistinguishable, and a lot of the cultural aspects of a race come from how other people interpret you socially based on outward appearance. \n\nI love Japanese culture, values, environment, and entertainment, and am hoping to begin living my life as a Japanese American in 2016. I have already set an appointment to receive eyelid surgery and chemical treatment to make my hair appear more in line with that of cisborn Japanese people. I have also selected a name that will honor my Japanese and American roots (Toby Shinobi).
Slurms McKenzie (10:01:40): i sent this to my friend
Slurms McKenzie (10:01:51): please call me Toby Shinobi going forward
Nibbler (10:02:59): I think Tony works better. Some lingering breadcrumbs of your Italian roots
Nibbler (10:03:12): This is hysterical
Slurms McKenzie (10:03:29): Thank you
Slurms McKenzie (10:03:44): I need a new pronoun to define myself
Slurms McKenzie (10:04:02): "Howdy, fellas. Any of ya'll want to go to the anime shop tonight?
Slurms McKenzie (10:05:07): Ya'll want to eat some fucking lethally poisonous blowfish because that's what us japanese people do?
Nibbler (10:06:07): I'd watch this
Slurms McKenzie (10:06:28): this is my life
GroupMe (10:06:55): Slurms McKenzie changed name to Toby Shinobi
Nibbler (10:07:14): Let's make a "reality" show about transracial people living together
Toby Shinobi (10:08:32): You can be transafrican
Toby Shinobi (10:08:46): Howdy, ya'll. Me and the niggas are going down to the rodeo tonight
Nibbler (10:09:04): I'm transaboriginal
Nibbler (10:09:11): Transabo for short
Nibbler (10:09:18): Frum down unda
Toby Shinobi (10:14:41): I love it
Toby Shinobi (10:14:47): why can't people be transracial though lol
Toby Shinobi (10:15:01): I mean I know it's a retarded concept
Toby Shinobi (10:15:05): but people are against it for some reason
Nibbler (10:16:30): Because unlike sexuality which is an innate preference, race is a social construct that is learned
Nibbler (10:16:54): I don't really have a problem with it though
Toby Shinobi (10:18:24): well isn't gender also a social construct
Toby Shinobi (10:18:32): i mean there is no genetic difference between races
Nibbler (10:18:40): Not sexuality
Toby Shinobi (10:18:51): but gender and sexuality arent the same thing
Nibbler (10:19:01): Wait, yeah. Fuck this
Nibbler (10:19:13): It's funny as all hell though
Nibbler (10:19:34): I'm a transracial transgender
Toby Shinobi (10:23:28): oh yeah it is hilarious
Nibbler (12:28:33): If Haley and Lori are around, wanna play cards against humanity or risk or some shit?
Nibbler (12:28:42): We could also go out
Peter Nincompoop (12:31:22): Haley will be lori may be, I've been having some stomach issues and been shitting my brains out today so i don't think I want to drink really
Toby Shinobi (12:31:45): We can just do coke
Peter Nincompoop (12:34:25): I was thinking more opiates since they constipate you
Nibbler (12:36:04): we playing B ball, cause we be hitting the black tar.
Peter Nincompoop (12:36:28): More of a clear color
Peter Nincompoop (12:36:50): I think water is literally just going straight through me lol
Toby Shinobi (12:39:46): Get immodium
Peter Nincompoop (12:41:01): I'm going for the world record for salary earned while on toilet in one day
Nibbler (12:50:32): Pretty sure bill Gates has everyone beat
Peter Nincompoop (12:53:51): Ok then percentage of time out of the work day
Brobocop (17:18:59): None
Nibbler (17:20:15): Who would honestly fall for that shit?
Brobocop (17:21:23): None
Brobocop (17:24:45): None
Nibbler (17:25:49): Our?
Peter Nincompoop (17:26:46): I'm human and gonna record your videos too
Peter Nincompoop (17:27:02): And presumably with the friend josh try to keep up
Brobocop (17:27:24): None
Nibbler (17:28:01): Ask if she's trans-species?
Brobocop (17:29:27): None
Peter Nincompoop (17:30:00): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrtLNAqvbzY
Brobocop (17:30:48): None
Nibbler (17:57:48): I'm home you nerds
Peter Nincompoop (18:04:08): Just making dinner then I'll be free
Brobocop (18:04:38): I'm in NYC
Toby Shinobi (19:27:47): Omw
Brobocop (21:13:30): I'll be home around 1030
Toby Shinobi (21:13:43): Come to NB
Brobocop (21:14:06): Maybe
Peter Nincompoop (21:41:32): Kk
Brobocop (22:57:16): I'm not gunna make it out. Go ham
Saturday, 15 August 2015
Toby Shinobi (02:48:45): Call me Kevin McAlister cause I'm home alone
Nibbler (07:45:00): So my parents woke me up to say goodbye as they're leaving for Colorado. I sit up and the first thing I hear is, "oh, he has a tattoo". Surprisingly, they didn't care all that much
Nibbler (07:45:40): And my mom knows who Mike rubenthal is, she's seen him on that show ink master
Toby Shinobi (10:07:57): It's a sign to have them come back to their son looking like wiz khalifa
Nibbler (10:10:15): 2 weeks. Done deal
Brobocop (14:02:49): You guys wanna do something tonight or are you guys pooped our
Nibbler (14:03:54): I'm definitely up for something
Peter Nincompoop (17:10:26): I gotta pick up my brother around 6 I think but I'm done after. Have to stay here though to look after nala
Peter Nincompoop (19:40:30): Eyo
Brobocop (20:03:01): I demand sluts
Peter Nincompoop (20:11:19): Nala doesn't put out till marriage
Brobocop (20:11:49): Nala is an Instagram hoe
Toby Shinobi (20:23:31): Jessie wants to know what's going on tonight
Brobocop (20:24:22): I'll go out
Peter Nincompoop (20:24:46): Nothing exciting haley feels kinda sick and I still am watching Nala. You guys go on without me
Toby Shinobi (20:28:17): Aw ok
Nibbler (20:43:58): What's poppin bitches? I feel asleep
Nibbler (20:44:05): Fell*
Toby Shinobi (23:51:33): I dropped the ball this time
Nibbler (23:57:44): What?
Sunday, 16 August 2015
Toby Shinobi (00:00:35): Somehow we accidentally ended up in Wayne
Nibbler (00:01:14): Why Wayne?
Toby Shinobi (00:01:26): I put the wrong address in the gps
Nibbler (00:02:03): Where were you trying to go?
Nibbler (00:02:15): And we're you picked up by grifters?
Nibbler (00:02:23): Did they seduce you?
Nibbler (00:02:34): Serenade you?
Toby Shinobi (00:02:34): Morristown lol andnwe realized too late
Nibbler (00:03:04): Aren't they in opposite directions?
Toby Shinobi (00:04:39): One is just much further lol
Nibbler (00:05:12): Did you at least do something in Wayne?
Toby Shinobi (00:06:50): We are at an old man bar
Nibbler (00:08:50): Stall some ED pills for me
Nibbler (01:15:49): I think the DS is too small for my hands
Toby Shinobi (01:18:44): Just hold it with your fingertips
Toby Shinobi (01:19:01): Takes getting used to
Nibbler (01:19:46): You didn't find that holding the buttons down for games like Mario kart hurt your fingers?
Toby Shinobi (01:25:35): Nah its just an adjustment. Helps if you prop the system against your lap or like use it while lying down
Monday, 17 August 2015
Nibbler (12:36:09): http://www.theonion.com/article/asian-guy-has-separate-group-of-just-asian-friends-32681
Toby Shinobi (12:38:06): Why is this always true
Nibbler (12:38:59): Tribalism
Toby Shinobi (12:43:51): And there is Always one asian guy with an acoustic guitar who likes to break dance
Nibbler (12:47:01): I definitely know that guy
Peter Nincompoop (13:14:38): None
Toby Shinobi (13:16:09): Lol
Toby Shinobi (18:57:43): Have you guys seen TJ Miller's morning show appearances? They're hilarious
Nibbler (19:07:14): Nah. I'm pretty sure he got naked once on the old g4 show, attack of the show
Nibbler (19:07:20): That was pretty funny
Tuesday, 18 August 2015
Peter Nincompoop (14:12:28): Josh invest in diabetes
Peter Nincompoop (14:13:05): Diabetes medical supply companies it's very popular now especially since the cases are expected to increase a lot in the next 10 years
Nibbler (14:17:54): I'll ask my Mom. She's a legit expert in diabetes research
Peter Nincompoop (14:19:48): http://www.investopedia.com/stock-analysis/053113/investing-global-diabetes-epidemic-mcd-nvo-rvp-wst-bdx-podd-mnkd-dva-lly-sny.aspx
Brobocop (14:48:17): Josh. Invest in alcohol. Its awesome
Nibbler (14:53:38): Done
Peter Nincompoop (18:07:48): Have you guys seen Hot Girls Wanted on netflix? It's about young girls getting into porn. I am quite frankly shocked after having watched it that Sam Barbeito has not yet done porn.
Peter Nincompoop (18:07:57): Seriously all the girls are spitting images of her lol
Toby Shinobi (18:10:45): I saw it and felt no sympathy for those girls
Toby Shinobi (18:11:00): They knew exactly what they were getting into and they were all really fucking dumb
Peter Nincompoop (18:11:52): Yea pretty much. That Ava girl reminded me so much of Sam lol
Nibbler (18:13:57): Didn't Radhida Jones produce it?
Toby Shinobi (18:16:02): Yea I think so
Toby Shinobi (18:16:22): It basically negated all the points she said about porn being exploitative
Peter Nincompoop (18:16:53): Yea she did but it's not great. There are some real issues with some porn sites like lying saying the video will only be released in Australia but then releasing it world wide but it was never mentioned.
Peter Nincompoop (18:17:39): Yea it trys to paint porn as a whole as exploitative but all the girls chose and we're excited to do it and then just got a reality check when they realized they'd have to fuck guys they wouldn't normally and do fetishes they're not normally into
Peter Nincompoop (18:18:13): Honestly I felt angrier at the girls than at the porn producers lol
Toby Shinobi (18:25:42): Yea the guy they lived with was extremely honest about how the business worked lol
Toby Shinobi (18:26:30): And none of the girls really gave a shit about their videos beingnonline and stuff, they just wanted to party and not work
Toby Shinobi (18:27:15): That cuck bf tho
Peter Nincompoop (18:29:41): I felt really bad for him
Toby Shinobi (18:33:49): Nah he was a bitch lol
Toby Shinobi (18:34:15): *dates a pornstar* I don't like that you do porn!
Peter Nincompoop (18:37:31): I Googled my mom's name and my aunt showed up with this -
Peter Nincompoop (18:38:09): Also reviews steve left under my mom's amazon account for lawn mowers and golf balls
Toby Shinobi (18:42:15): Well now we have to see those
Peter Nincompoop (18:43:57): None
Peter Nincompoop (18:44:37): None
Nibbler (19:03:27): Those were definitely copied and pasted. I've never before witnessed anything even remotely resembling a sentence come from Steve
Peter Nincompoop (19:03:51): Oh I know it's what he said lol
Wednesday, 19 August 2015
Nibbler (08:33:39): Taxi cops https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2015-08-19T12:33:37Z/928145d.640x360r90.mp4
Brobocop (09:18:16): Whaaa
Nibbler (09:19:01): Is that video showing up really stretched out?
Brobocop (09:19:43): Yea
Nibbler (09:23:22): Weird. I dunno why that's happening. Regardless, taxi cops
Toby Shinobi (13:44:02): Josh did you binge bojack s2 yet
Nibbler (13:44:38): Been watching like 1 episode a night, along with firefly.
Toby Shinobi (13:58:31): Firefly is so fucking good
Toby Shinobi (13:58:49): I was so sad after I finished it. Movie was nice though
Toby Shinobi (15:11:09): also you guys want to see straight outta compton next week or something?
Nibbler (15:13:43): I'll be home Friday
Brobocop (15:14:06): I'm in the city Friday
Peter Nincompoop (15:17:09): I will let you know if I'm around I do want to see it
Brobocop (21:44:27): I have no idea who that is
Peter Nincompoop (21:45:45): Hold on
Peter Nincompoop (21:45:56): Let's think of a good response
Toby Shinobi (21:46:04): Shit
Nibbler (21:47:49): Cum see the love doctor. He'll know what to do
Nibbler (21:47:52): And who
Thursday, 20 August 2015
Nibbler (07:10:24): http://techcrunch.com/2015/08/19/this-app-shoots-vhs-quality-video-that-bob-saget-would-be-proud-of/
Nibbler (12:26:02): So there's like 25% chance I'll move to Aspen in the next few months
Nibbler (12:26:10): Anyone wanna travel or do a road trip?
Peter Nincompoop (12:27:02): For what?
Peter Nincompoop (12:27:20): Whatcha moving for
Toby Shinobi (12:27:49): Aspen? Mmm California
Peter Nincompoop (12:29:20): What you think your better than us?
Nibbler (12:29:32): Carpentry
Nibbler (12:30:27): You know Aspen is Colorado right?
Brobocop (12:30:51): You got a job line up?
Toby Shinobi (12:30:56): It's a line from dumb and dumber lol
Nibbler (12:31:29): Ooo
Nibbler (12:31:51): Possibly. Even if I don't, I kinda wanna just get up and go.
Toby Shinobi (12:31:55): You know a guy there?
Nibbler (12:32:00): Yeah.
Nibbler (12:32:09): Parents are hanging out there now
Friday, 21 August 2015
Brobocop (09:37:52): I'm seeing his stand up tonight
Nibbler (09:38:21): He was good at oddball
Brobocop (09:39:01): I've seen three comedy shows in the last month
Nibbler (09:39:15): Who?
Brobocop (09:40:00): Ron Funches Brent Moare and Chris D'Elia is tonight
Nibbler (09:40:18): Funches is awesome
Brobocop (09:40:27): He was sooooooo high
Nibbler (14:11:44): New bathroom keys
Brobocop (16:29:13): Hayley's is such an old people bed
Brobocop (17:06:42): John Mother Fucking Cena
Toby Shinobi (17:39:46): Never granted my wish >:(
Peter Nincompoop (18:28:39): None
Saturday, 22 August 2015
Toby Shinobi (00:08:18): Jessie's friends boyfriend taught me a noise to attract Filipino women
Toby Shinobi (00:08:49): He tried it at one girl and when she didn't notice it he was like oh, she must be Vietnamese
Nibbler (00:09:40): What's the noise?
Toby Shinobi (00:13:33): It's some clicking noise lol
Peter Nincompoop (12:04:53): Nala was put to sleep today just so you guys know.
Brobocop (13:50:01): I'm really sorry man. How's everyone holding up
Brobocop (14:16:41): Time to invade Poland
Peter Nincompoop (14:18:46): My sister and mom are taking it worst. Lori especially.
Peter Nincompoop (15:15:35): You guys busy tonight?
Brobocop (15:15:45): I'm free
Nibbler (15:21:40): Might be. Friend Jacobs birthday so depends if he wants to do something. Down to hang out beforehand if I'm going out though
Brobocop (15:34:57): I'm placing my bid as the one is group allowed to wear headbands
Peter Nincompoop (18:06:58): You guys wanna go to NB later?
Brobocop (18:07:07): Sure
Nibbler (18:07:45): What's Pedro doin?
Toby Shinobi (18:13:35): Sorry guys I'm not around today. In PA
Nibbler (18:20:34): Apologize sincerely
Toby Shinobi (18:21:52): \nI throw myself before you for judgement
Toby Shinobi (18:56:36): None
Brobocop (20:35:00): What we doing
Peter Nincompoop (20:35:25): Hey sorry haleys came down with something so we can't make it
Nibbler (20:35:25): Brian called it off. He ditched us on our wedding day
Nibbler (20:35:31): Got cold feet
Peter Nincompoop (20:35:42): I'm just not ready for a commitment like that
Sunday, 23 August 2015
Peter Nincompoop (09:15:48): None
Nibbler (10:57:09): New walking dead spinoff tonight
Nibbler (12:44:06): Also, this atrocity is coming to Clark, right on featherbed\n\nhttp://www.songkick.com/festivals/1338754-rock-carnival/id/24076469-the-rock-carnival-2015
Nibbler (12:44:26): Other than slash, this sounds awful
Toby Shinobi (12:59:06): This is a festival for moms that were wild in the 80s
Nibbler (13:00:00): MomCon
Peter Nincompoop (18:04:48): Labor day weekend going up to my house in PA. You're all invited. Haleys inviting her friends too
Nibbler (18:05:31): Whens labor day?
Peter Nincompoop (18:08:47): September 7th
Nibbler (18:10:22): I'm in
Nibbler (18:10:34): What day you gonna leave?
Toby Shinobi (18:21:54): Ill ask Jessie lol
Peter Nincompoop (18:33:57): The Friday before but some people are coming up saturday. You can come up whenever
Nibbler (18:34:35): After work or are you taking the day off?
Peter Nincompoop (18:37:32): After work friday
Nibbler (18:37:45): K
Peter Nincompoop (18:38:07): You guys are free to come up whenever though.
Peter Nincompoop (18:39:11): I'll bring burgers hot dogs and chicken and some appetizers and a bottle. If you want anything else bring your own food or booze
Nibbler (18:39:45): What about like a sleeping bag or something? What's the sleeping situation like?
Peter Nincompoop (18:47:34): There are a lot of beds you will have a bed, pete you will can have a queen bed to share
Nibbler (21:22:37): Snitch kid from wire season 4 if is on the walking dead spinoff
Toby Shinobi (21:46:01): Randy?
Nibbler (21:46:13): Yeah
Nibbler (22:11:55): I think I might do this\n\nhttp://www.smallerearth.com/us/
Nibbler (22:31:28): Pete, did you watch the bojack Christmas special?
Toby Shinobi (23:31:53): Yea it was ok
Tuesday, 25 August 2015
Peter Nincompoop (09:19:21): Any word if you guys can make it labor day weekend?
Brobocop (09:41:41): I can't. I'll be naked playing he flute in front of the bank
Toby Shinobi (09:42:43): Same here, got a lot of stripping to do
Wednesday, 26 August 2015
Nibbler (08:38:30): Taxi cop on the beat again https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2015-08-26T12:38:29Z/2676e268.640x360r.mp4
Toby Shinobi (19:58:01): Maybe all taxis have the authority to act as police in NYC
Toby Shinobi (19:58:11): Secret law to cut down on crime
Nibbler (19:58:44): Uber cops are next
Nibbler (19:58:57): Will cops have self driving cars in the future?
Thursday, 27 August 2015
Nibbler (19:59:49): https://instagram.com/p/65-Z3hNHJr/
Toby Shinobi (20:30:36): So excited lol
Friday, 28 August 2015
Toby Shinobi (00:33:17): None
Nibbler (06:52:12): The boys doin anything this weekend?
Brobocop (06:53:19): I got 5 SOS tickets Saturday and a date tomorrow
Nibbler (06:55:35): SOS?
Brobocop (06:55:50): Seconds of summer
Nibbler (07:27:57): That a premature ejaculation joke?
Nibbler (07:28:34): \ufffd
Peter Nincompoop (07:32:59): Heyooo
Peter Nincompoop (07:33:11): Ba dum tish
Nibbler (07:33:57): Imagine a prostitute coupon or IOU book. Valid for 5 bangs
Toby Shinobi (07:41:32): or three really deep conversations
Nibbler (07:42:22): Talking is so emotionally taxing. Spare me and just stick it in
Toby Shinobi (08:20:16): How about half a conversation on fluid dynamics and two blowjobs
Nibbler (08:38:27): Fluids you say?
Peter Nincompoop (08:39:12): I got your fluid dynamics right hurrrr
Toby Shinobi (08:42:31): None
Brobocop (11:41:22): I wanna make this my LinkedIn picture and my tinder profile pic
Nibbler (11:41:51): Yes.
Toby Shinobi (11:41:57): Do it
Toby Shinobi (11:42:16): This is amazing
Peter Nincompoop (11:42:50): Goals: the 4th Reich
Toby Shinobi (11:44:44): Reich for the stars
Nibbler (11:48:00): For tinder, hell yeah
Peter Nincompoop (11:48:53): Interests: Poland
Brobocop (11:50:04): Artist.
Brobocop (11:50:08): Author
Brobocop (11:50:12): Great public speaker
Brobocop (11:50:16): Animal lover
Peter Nincompoop (11:52:12): Bango
Peter Nincompoop (11:52:17): Environmentalist too
Peter Nincompoop (11:52:25): Damn besides the jew thing he was a good guy
Brobocop (11:54:18): He really was. What did the Jews do to make this gentle man into a mass murderer
Peter Nincompoop (11:55:39): Seriously what happened there he did a complete uturn
Brobocop (11:56:05): You want the actual answer?
Brobocop (11:56:08): Or a joke one
Peter Nincompoop (12:01:56): A real answer with a humorous slant to it
Brobocop (12:03:33): He was a big nationalist and was sent to spy on the nazi party. He ended up getting angry at their views and spoke up. And changed there way of doing things. Then lead to the rise of power. Let's just say the government did NAZI that coming
Nibbler (12:56:17): Zach will be home this weekend
Peter Nincompoop (12:56:56): Sweet so will I, stuck at home cause my car station
Peter Nincompoop (12:57:05): Situation
Toby Shinobi (12:57:47): Gotta get a new whip bruh
Nibbler (12:58:02): Risk?
Toby Shinobi (12:58:20): I won't be around
Nibbler (13:00:24): Transracial jackass
Toby Shinobi (13:01:31): Arigato
Nibbler (13:01:37): Brian, you leaving PA on Sunday or Monday?
Peter Nincompoop (13:04:07): Monday probably
Nibbler (13:08:03): Good shit
Nibbler (13:08:21): I'm definitely coming
Peter Nincompoop (13:09:59): Sweet beans
Nibbler (17:08:41): Zach and Amelia are down for drunk risk
Brobocop (17:22:37): I'm only a sidle tonight
Saturday, 29 August 2015
Nibbler (14:07:32): Risk tonight?
Toby Shinobi (14:19:06): I'm not around
Brobocop (14:34:45): Depends on if I go out with this girl
Toby Shinobi (14:35:01): Pork her. Make her carnitas
Peter Nincompoop (15:09:52): Yea risk or settlers of Catan. I'll probably suck though cause I never settle
Peter Nincompoop (15:11:01): Also lori is gonna be home to and will hang
Peter Nincompoop (15:11:12): Too*
Nibbler (15:11:27): Cool. Zach and Amelia are down
Toby Shinobi (15:11:45): Loooooooooori
Toby Shinobi (15:11:48): Quarl
Peter Nincompoop (15:12:28): Haley may just watch she hates who I become in these games
Nibbler (15:12:46): That's amazing
Brobocop (15:13:07): We all hate who you become
Brobocop (15:13:33): Oh wait are we still taking about the game. I moved on to life in general
Toby Shinobi (15:18:56): You guys do get way too competitive for a board game lol
Toby Shinobi (15:19:35): I've just resigned to not play when both Zach and Josh are involved
Toby Shinobi (15:19:50): I don't go out to watch families get destroyed
Brobocop (15:20:25): I only like it when I get to destroy the family
Nibbler (15:20:46): Any time there's competition I get way too competitive.
Brobocop (18:40:50): I'll come over around 10
Brobocop (20:01:32): I'm seeing we are your friends with Christa
Nibbler (20:02:04): That sentence makes zero sense to me
Brobocop (20:02:25): We are your friends is a movie
Brobocop (20:02:32): Christa is my sister
Nibbler (20:03:45): O. So are you seeing a movie or playing with our wangs?
Toby Shinobi (20:10:09): Wait you have a sister?
Brobocop (22:02:33): I'm in my way
Toby Shinobi (22:09:54): You're your own worst enemy
Peter Nincompoop (22:18:54): We're in the middle of settlers of Catan just so you know
Peter Nincompoop (22:19:01): We thought you were just doing the movies
Brobocop (22:19:33): Ehh. I'll stops by
Brobocop (22:19:37): And I'm here
Brobocop (22:19:41): Brian's or joshed
Nibbler (22:20:41): Brian
Toby Shinobi (22:20:47): Brosh
Sunday, 30 August 2015
Toby Shinobi (10:23:09): Driving 110 miles on a donut ;)
Nibbler (10:30:03): Shouldn't drive on an empty stomach
Peter Nincompoop (11:32:10): Lol aren't they only meant to last 50
Nibbler (11:35:23): I think you can't go past a certain MPH with them. Not distance
Brobocop (11:36:28): I'm with Brian in this one
Toby Shinobi (12:12:22): I went to a couple tire places and the guys said donuts are rated for a few hundred miles. You just aren't supposed to go over 55 with one
Nibbler (12:18:06): We both win
Toby Shinobi (12:36:00): ran over a staple in princeton... i put on the donut, no problem, then had to drive to the cherry hill area then back to union. so like 100 miles on a donut lol. and then when i got to all the tire places none of them stocked tires that would work for my car
Nibbler (12:37:15): Really. I thought Subaru is kinda common
Toby Shinobi (12:42:11): most big chain places dont seem to stock AWD subaru tires, they just have generic tires for FWD cars
Brobocop (12:53:48): Costco
Peter Nincompoop (12:55:59): Yea go to costco
Peter Nincompoop (12:56:01): Well
Peter Nincompoop (12:56:05): You need a membership
Peter Nincompoop (14:06:25): Cant stump the trunp
Nibbler (14:20:34): Is he at the Barclay's?
Peter Nincompoop (14:20:42): Yup
Peter Nincompoop (15:33:33): My uncle said "make America great again trump" and trump pointed to him. I'm in a family of trumpers
Toby Shinobi (15:44:30): Now you can't have kids or you might pass on the gene that makes you think Trump is acceptable as POTUS
Tuesday, 01 September 2015
Toby Shinobi (12:23:59): josh did you ever watch the finale for ATHF?
Toby Shinobi (12:24:15): i saw a clip on youtube and now i'm sad, i miss that show. i will buy a box set of the series if adult swim releases it
Toby Shinobi (12:24:31): i used to watch that and the office every day in HS
Nibbler (12:24:54): I only saw the first 3 episodes this season. Was it good?
Nibbler (15:48:03): I'm definitely gonna get fired
Peter Nincompoop (15:48:19): Why
Toby Shinobi (15:49:20): Damn dude sorry to hear that, what happened?
Brobocop (15:49:58): Caught jerking it in the bathroom ?
Brobocop (15:50:10): We have all been there right fellas
Nibbler (15:50:24): Not meeting quotas
Nibbler (15:50:41): Nothing definitive but I'm glad I only have a sublet
Brobocop (15:50:44): I thought you were the help desk
Peter Nincompoop (15:50:56): Well won't they give you like a warning first
Toby Shinobi (15:50:59): Help desks are like 100% quotas lol
Peter Nincompoop (15:51:06): How far off are you from your quotas
Nibbler (15:53:10): A lot
Toby Shinobi (15:55:27): Damn
Toby Shinobi (15:56:13): Help desk is rough. high turnover and all that
Wednesday, 02 September 2015
Brobocop (12:37:10): I'm in
Peter Nincompoop (12:37:48): For vice president kanye west selects....kanye west
Nibbler (12:44:39): I don't think I'd leave the country of Trump were elected because I think he's trolling everyone right now anyway. And if trump is serious, we'll all be better off if he is elected so that nothing so stupid ever happens again. \n\nIf kanye is elected, all hope is lost
Toby Shinobi (12:48:26): Wait is he running?
Nibbler (12:48:46): He announced for 2020
Peter Nincompoop (12:49:02): The way he said it was hilarious
Peter Nincompoop (12:49:14): Like it was the most obvious thing in the world he was running
Friday, 04 September 2015
Nibbler (08:36:43): Saw a homeless guy attempt to jump in front of a car
Brobocop (08:42:16): Did he get it
Toby Shinobi (09:11:44): Did you finish him off
Peter Nincompoop (09:13:23): Josh stop keeping us in suspense did you kill him or did you let the car do it
Nibbler (09:30:33): He was faking it. He was obviously trying to get insurance money. After, he was just walking and screaming ow. I wanted to laugh but it was such a pitiful attempt
Brobocop (11:11:34): I signed Josh up for Christian mingle. I put faith is very important to him
Toby Shinobi (11:18:25): Perfect
Brobocop (15:09:21): Remember. You will never be as fancy as me
Toby Shinobi (15:18:25): None
Brobocop (15:31:56): The girl who gave me a BJ in the 5 guys parking lot for back with her ex. My dick will forever be on her lips
Toby Shinobi (15:38:13): Find out where they go out and be there eating a five guys slowly while watching them
Saturday, 05 September 2015
Nibbler (01:28:22): New reality show: "Who loves orange soda?!" \n\nThe utterly depressing reality TV show, depicting the trials and tribulations of a Millennial Child Actor. Frequently asked, "Who Loves Orange Soda?!", child actor Kel Mitchell struggles with endless taunts. \n\nThe show ends after a very short-lived, six episode series.
Toby Shinobi (01:41:58): This is too real
Peter Nincompoop (11:08:55): You should hear out idea for gory hole 2: on the road again
Nibbler (11:26:34): The Gory Hole goes mobile. It chooses to next possess a school bus. Its exhaust is a thing of legends.
Toby Shinobi (11:30:33): I love it already
Nibbler (12:26:15): The Gory Hole goes mobile. It chooses to next possess a school bus. Its exhaust is a thing of legends.
Nibbler (17:23:13): Marc, come to the lake house. You're close
Peter Nincompoop (17:23:25): After your wedding
Peter Nincompoop (17:23:37): Or during if you hate it
Brobocop (17:23:51): I'm going to PennState
Sunday, 06 September 2015
Brobocop (00:23:59): DETECTIVE BONG HITS IS ON THE CASE
Tuesday, 08 September 2015
Nibbler (10:09:18): Send me them mugshots baby
Peter Nincompoop (10:11:37): None
Peter Nincompoop (10:11:45): None
Peter Nincompoop (10:11:56): None
Peter Nincompoop (10:12:23): None
Peter Nincompoop (10:12:43): None
Peter Nincompoop (10:12:54): None
Peter Nincompoop (10:13:02): None
Toby Shinobi (10:13:04): This is amazing
Peter Nincompoop (10:16:54): None
Nibbler (10:17:17): I love this
Nibbler (10:17:20): T shirts
Peter Nincompoop (10:17:29): None
Peter Nincompoop (10:17:37): None
Peter Nincompoop (10:18:13): Also I made a meat log
Nibbler (10:18:17): That last one of Brian is the best
Toby Shinobi (10:21:21): Should have taken a picture of it in the bathroom and labelled it piss jar
Peter Nincompoop (10:24:33): We were gonna do one shot of us all drinking out of it with straws but didn't get around to it
Nibbler (12:19:33): Let us know what Lori has to say
Peter Nincompoop (12:20:40): I definitely will
Toby Shinobi (13:04:38): http://www.clickhole.com/article/too-cute-words-little-boy-sent-george-lucas-fan-le-3063?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
Brobocop (13:20:07): So Brian's gunna die at 35 if he at that meat log by himself
Peter Nincompoop (13:20:57): I did eat that meatlog all to myself
Peter Nincompoop (13:21:37): Ya take hot dog wrap it in some American cheese wrap it in some pork roll roll that whole thing up in hamburger and then wrap some bacon around that
Peter Nincompoop (13:21:49): But I ate it on lettuce so it's healthy
Brobocop (13:21:50): I'll start writing the euology. Would you like lovable dumb or dipshit more
Toby Shinobi (13:25:53): Lol meat log
Peter Nincompoop (13:26:37): My one regret was not using more cheese
Brobocop (13:30:08): Want that on your tombstone
Toby Shinobi (13:31:47): Brian you eat like a dog that is able to get onto the dinner table while everyone is clearing dishes
Peter Nincompoop (13:34:56): That's my diet
Peter Nincompoop (13:35:05): And yes I want that on my tombstone
Peter Nincompoop (13:35:16): My one regret is forgetting gruyere
Brobocop (13:45:14): Why did you eat that
Peter Nincompoop (13:47:05): Why does anyone do anything
Peter Nincompoop (13:47:24): My mom sent me a pic or an email of a hot dog in a burger in bacon and just thought I could top that
Brobocop (13:48:12): Interesting
Brobocop (13:48:26): We can use this to our advantage.
Brobocop (13:48:34): Brian. I bet you can't rob a bank
Wednesday, 09 September 2015
Brobocop (15:14:08): I think my favorite part of my job is looking up the girls names of the people I email to see if they are good looking are not. So far. Mixed
Toby Shinobi (15:18:25): Damn I just email foreign men and middle aged women
Peter Nincompoop (15:19:08): There was a decent looking divorcee in here a while ago
Brobocop (15:20:00): Divorcee are the easier lay
Brobocop (15:20:30): Fair warning. The water slide doesn't stay as wet as it ages if you know what I'm saying
Nibbler (15:20:43): I was emailing a porn star two weeks ago
Brobocop (15:21:03): What was his name?
Nibbler (15:21:24): Johnson something
Brobocop (15:22:05): I'm Sam Slam the Back door Man
Thursday, 10 September 2015
Nibbler (12:19:55): Shown Lori yet?
Peter Nincompoop (12:21:08): I was going to last night but she left
Nibbler (12:29:25): She works at JFK, right?
Peter Nincompoop (12:30:51): Yarp she do
Nibbler (12:36:16): Send her one picture. Wait an hour, then send another. See how long it takes her to go full blown crazy and torch the hospital.
Peter Nincompoop (12:36:31): Good idea
Peter Nincompoop (12:36:45): Plus this way I'll have a way to document her reaction
Nibbler (12:37:24): Only send two. The worst of the bunch. Save the others for a legit photo album
Peter Nincompoop (12:39:37): I'm gonna do the inconspicuous ones and see when she notices
Peter Nincompoop (12:39:50): Just send the two of zach and amelia at the table drinking coffee
Peter Nincompoop (12:41:42): She's already on it she's gonna be pissed lol
Nibbler (12:45:52): Seed is planted
Peter Nincompoop (12:50:17): I sent some more saying here's me chilling on the deck, we took out the paddle boat
Peter Nincompoop (12:50:32): Then I mentioned you guys taking out the canoe for the first time in a while and sent those
Peter Nincompoop (12:50:53): I'm either gonna end with the close up selfie of josh with the cup or the cup alone on the canoe
Nibbler (12:57:11): Canoe.
Peter Nincompoop (12:57:21): Vote
Peter Nincompoop (12:57:36): None
Peter Nincompoop (12:58:26): Oh josh you have the selfie can you send it
Nibbler (13:03:27): None
Nibbler (18:53:13): My parents invited me to their friends art show on Manhattan. So many unironic fedoras
Peter Nincompoop (20:53:52): Steve just called a neurosurgeon neuroseasoning
Brobocop (21:04:56): Delicious
Nibbler (22:22:30): My dad had a good idea. Make a mug with a picture of us drinking out of Lori's mug
Friday, 11 September 2015
Nibbler (07:56:33): Happy anniversary fellas
Brobocop (15:04:14): Anyone free tonigh?
Nibbler (15:04:39): We're all free. This America
Brobocop (15:05:13): Not during times of war. The president can temporally revoke some of our most basic right
Toby Shinobi (15:05:35): Thanks Obama
Toby Shinobi (15:05:40): And FDR
Brobocop (15:05:47): So boom. America sucks balls. I'm moving to Iran. That's where the freedom is
Nibbler (15:05:52): And Franklin Pierce
Toby Shinobi (15:06:03): But I will be away today and tomorrow
Brobocop (15:06:28): Pierce is the only president to not be renomaniated by his own party. He was that bad
Nibbler (15:06:54): I honestly only know his name. Nothing else about him
Toby Shinobi (15:09:09): What about Harrison? Worst President but he was good in the Beatles
Toby Shinobi (15:09:30): Won the election then peaced out to the rainbow bridge
Brobocop (15:09:56): Taft was my nigga. So fat he got stuck in the whitehouse tub
Toby Shinobi (15:10:50): I liked Jackson because he created the Trail of Tears which led to the greatest name for bar crawls, the Trail of Beers
Peter Nincompoop (15:53:00): I liked Harrison. Had his innagutation outside in the winter to prove he wasn't too old then died of pneumonia a month later.
Toby Shinobi (17:30:21): http://imgur.com/5inS1LN
Peter Nincompoop (17:55:59): I'm watching the last transformers now and it is so fucking had its funny
Nibbler (18:10:17): Think I told you guys I watched that with my friend Jake. It's so terrible. And tj Miller makes a joke about banging marky marks highschool daughter
Nibbler (18:10:47): And optimus prime rides a dinosaur
Nibbler (18:16:07): I have to walk through the campus of the fashion institute of technology sometimes. Today is one of those days. I hate everyone I pass by on their campus. All of them
Toby Shinobi (18:17:33): My cousin went there lol. You would seriously hate everything about her but she makes good money now as a fashion buyer
Saturday, 12 September 2015
Toby Shinobi (08:54:53): Take this Kim Davis
Brobocop (17:39:48): Anyone wanna do something tonight
Nibbler (17:40:33): Gonna be in highland park with some friends
Peter Nincompoop (17:50:36): Can't tonight unfortunately
Toby Shinobi (18:04:40): Jessie and I don't have plans but we are up in west Caldwell
Brobocop (18:14:51): That's a slechp
Sunday, 13 September 2015
Peter Nincompoop (10:50:45): I was with haley doing the deed and after I finished her off she said "now I'm relaxed"
Nibbler (11:03:54): Did you say something?
Peter Nincompoop (11:05:00): No I just laughed I thought it was hilarious
Toby Shinobi (11:34:36): She finally gets what the barfbeito lifestyle is all about
Nibbler (23:51:07): So I just witnessed someone pull out a gun on someone
Monday, 14 September 2015
Toby Shinobi (00:08:56): Story
Nibbler (00:15:29): Young Russian kid across the street standing outside bar smoking. Two drunk guys in front of me cross the street towards the Russian kid. One drunk guy leans/lays on this Corvette parked outside the bar. It becomes obvious that the Russian guy owns the Corvette after he slaps the drunk guy
Nibbler (00:16:31): Then the Russian guy pulls a gun out and starts aiming it at the drunk kids. He sped off shortly thereafter
Nibbler (00:16:50): I literally saw the entire thing
Toby Shinobi (00:35:47): You don't fuck with the Russians
Peter Nincompoop (18:56:51): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dU6K8JB0uMM
Nibbler (19:12:26): God is good
Toby Shinobi (20:15:50): https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE
Tuesday, 15 September 2015
Nibbler (11:16:35): Quinoa gave me some nasty farts.
Brobocop (14:23:46): None
Peter Nincompoop (14:24:29): Santa may not but you can give her your gift. Boom
Toby Shinobi (14:26:03): Looks like lizzie is getting some coal
Brobocop (14:32:27): The Cole Train
Nibbler (18:36:29): I just dropped easily the single longest log in my life. And I had to cut it short out of fear of a clog.
Nibbler (18:36:43): Also, we've been playing settlers with the wrong rules
Nibbler (18:46:18): Apparently you can only build on your own turn
Toby Shinobi (18:56:36): And you guys call yourselves settlers
Toby Shinobi (18:56:42): More like squatters of catan
Peter Nincompoop (18:57:39): In regular settlers you are right but the expansion rules say you can in between
Peter Nincompoop (18:58:14): God don't even know your boss game rules
Nibbler (18:58:26): Hmm. I'll have to actually read the rules
Wednesday, 16 September 2015
Brobocop (12:16:08): I got laid off today
Nibbler (12:16:46): Unemployment checks!
Nibbler (12:16:51): But that sucks
Nibbler (12:17:11): Did the company go under?
Peter Nincompoop (12:18:29): Shit that really sucks dude I'm sorry
Nibbler (12:20:33): I'd honestly kinda welcome getting fired so I can collect unemployment
Nibbler (12:20:47): How much did you get Pete?
Brobocop (12:24:50): They are down sizing
Brobocop (12:25:44): \nMy position was elimanated. In a mad sketchy way
Nibbler (12:26:03): Go on
Brobocop (12:26:34): Like they called me on the office. They said they are down sizing and it wasn't anything in me. And escorted me out.
Nibbler (12:27:19): Did they give you a cardboard box?
Brobocop (12:27:40): They collected my shit in s cardboard box and gave it to me
Peter Nincompoop (12:28:29): Damn that's rough
Nibbler (12:28:44): Did anyone else get canned, out just you?
Nibbler (12:28:49): Or*
Brobocop (12:28:57): I think a few people will get axed
Toby Shinobi (12:31:43): Damn that sucks. Sorry to hear that. But the good news is that you have time to job hunt anyway since it was a shitty job, and you don't have to worry about hiding anything. When you tell anyone on an interview that your company had downsizing they will be immediately sympathetic
Toby Shinobi (12:32:08): Plus you can apply for unemployment I believe. Never did it myself but I heard it was a decent amount of cash
Peter Nincompoop (12:33:59): Get the unemployment check take us all out for drinks take pictures of you spending the money on booze and cigs then post on insta/twitter tag donald trump and thank him for making America great again
Nibbler (12:35:40): My friend gambled with his unemployment check and backed $10,000 in poker
Nibbler (12:35:50): Banked*
Toby Shinobi (12:36:24): marc with your exp you can prob get another media buying job easily
Toby Shinobi (12:36:36): and you'll beat out any fresh grad and probably make more money
Peter Nincompoop (17:04:10): Zuckerberg posted about Ahmed the kid who got arrested for his homemade digital clock saying he could work at fb
Peter Nincompoop (17:04:18): So maybe instead of fuck the zuck
Peter Nincompoop (17:04:23): Let's make Zuck the Cuck
Toby Shinobi (17:51:43): now there's a facebook for connecting with the man who's having sex with your wife
Toby Shinobi (17:51:45): cuckbook
Nibbler (17:53:48): I have no idea what you're all talking about
Toby Shinobi (17:54:19): how about Cooking with Cucks
Toby Shinobi (17:54:36): "Honey, how many guys are up there fucking you? I'm making pot roast and I need a head count"
Peter Nincompoop (17:54:50): Cuck is a term used a lot by 4chan now
Toby Shinobi (17:54:57): internet in general lol
Peter Nincompoop (17:55:16): Basically when a woman cheats on a guy with another guy, the original guy is a cuck, short for cuckold
Peter Nincompoop (17:55:26): Yea Internet in general lol
Toby Shinobi (17:55:28): wait no
Toby Shinobi (17:56:03): i thought cuckolds were guys who would like watch their gf have sex with other dudes
Peter Nincompoop (17:56:29): Well in the porn world yes
Toby Shinobi (17:56:32): like a guy whos girl did whatever she wanted and he stayed by
Toby Shinobi (17:56:39): isnt that what they are referring to
Peter Nincompoop (17:56:45): But now just getting cheated on makes you a cuck
Toby Shinobi (17:56:48): aha
Peter Nincompoop (17:56:51): In Internet terms
Peter Nincompoop (17:57:00): An involuntary cuck
Toby Shinobi (17:57:07): the dating world has changed since i was first emasculated
Toby Shinobi (17:57:09): aha
Nibbler (18:02:31): Who's Ahmed?
Nibbler (18:02:39): You pervs
Toby Shinobi (18:02:53): oh he's some cuck
Toby Shinobi (18:03:03): makes digital clocks and cant get no pussy
Thursday, 17 September 2015
Peter Nincompoop (09:12:52): None
Peter Nincompoop (13:03:07): None
Peter Nincompoop (13:03:14): None
Peter Nincompoop (13:03:23): My parents and grandparents went up this weekend too
Toby Shinobi (13:05:25): This is amazing
Nibbler (13:06:31): Yes
GroupMe (15:53:31): Toby Shinobi changed the group's avatar
Friday, 18 September 2015
Nibbler (13:06:39): How's the job search going?
Nibbler (13:19:07): Brian, interested in jobs in Adtech in DC?
Peter Nincompoop (13:19:35): They have an actuarial department?
Nibbler (13:22:00): None
Brobocop (14:32:57): Nigga that's the same guy who says there are local sluts looking to bang in my area
Toby Shinobi (14:33:13): Well more sluts for me
Brobocop (14:33:27): No Pete you are the slut
Toby Shinobi (14:33:35): Meet sluts in your area! They're so close! But they're not willing to drive
Brobocop (14:33:36): THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE
Peter Nincompoop (14:33:55): SlutswithDUIs.com
Toby Shinobi (14:33:57): John Freeman, Gordon Freeman's brother
Peter Nincompoop (14:34:03): Idk if that's real don't click it lol
Peter Nincompoop (14:34:15): Actually, do and let us know what it is
GroupMe (14:35:56): Toby Shinobi changed name to Local Slut
Local Slut (14:36:05): I'm in your area
GroupMe (14:36:41): Peter Nincompoop changed name to Barfbeito
Barfbeito (14:36:47): So am I ;)
Local Slut (14:38:13): hey its me ur brother
Brobocop (17:26:18): anyone want to come to practice tomorrow ?
Barfbeito (17:37:48): Nah going down to Tom's river with haley for a renaissance fair/food truck fair
Barfbeito (17:37:58): I'll be asking for more mead
Local Slut (17:38:21): Yea I can't make it
Nibbler (18:29:13): You're seriously going to a renaissance festival
Barfbeito (18:30:04): It's my duty as a boyfriend
Barfbeito (18:30:33): I loved medieval times I'm hoping it'll be like that
Brobocop (18:58:31): What my niggas doing tonight
Local Slut (18:59:27): Jessie goes to the renaisance fair, she says its fun. She gets plastered on wine and then gets belligerent at weird contests
Nibbler (19:02:53): I'd go
Nibbler (19:03:19): I'm not doing shit tonight. Gonna watch movies and drink alone
Brobocop (19:14:24): Hey guys. Pete took an inaction pic of me at the gym. Added some filters. Let me know what you think
Brobocop (19:14:31): None
Barfbeito (19:27:15): Me and haley are getting dinner now but going to NB later if anyone wants to meet up
Brobocop (19:31:23): I'm game
Barfbeito (19:33:05): Haleys asking her friend elaine to come too
Local Slut (19:33:05): I'm down too
Local Slut (19:33:20): I'll be sure to make many Seinfeld references all night
Local Slut (19:33:23): She'll love it
Barfbeito (19:34:49): Sweet
Nibbler (19:36:31): Damn. I'd come but I'd get in mad late
Barfbeito (19:40:30): Ok cool well after dinner were probably gonna head back to pick up elaine if she's coming then head out but timing may vary but I'll let you guys know when we leave for nb
Local Slut (19:40:56): Yea just give me a heads up cuz I'm kind of far
Nibbler (19:41:07): You near Hoboken Pete?
Local Slut (19:41:24): No I'm at my apartment lol
Local Slut (19:41:32): Well it isn't that far from Hoboken
Nibbler (19:41:47): Kinda far
Nibbler (19:42:03): To go to Hoboken then to NB. Nevermind
Local Slut (19:42:39): Yea true but Hoboken in general is the same distance as NB for me just about
Barfbeito (19:52:09): I'll give you a heads up
Nibbler (19:52:19): I might take the train into NB
Nibbler (19:52:25): Just meet you guys
Nibbler (19:52:39): What time you think you'll get there?
Nibbler (19:53:27): We never went out for Marcie's bday, so now we can celebrate his unemployment
Barfbeito (19:59:42): Aim for 10?
Nibbler (20:23:40): There's a train that gets in at 10. Can I leave my bag in one of your car's? Also, I'm definitely gonna need a ride back to Edison.
Nibbler (20:23:49): Brian, you going home after?
Nibbler (20:26:04): Not having a car sucks. Fuck the environment. Fuck Obama.
Barfbeito (20:27:18): You can leave your bag in my car but I'm not going back to edison after
Nibbler (20:28:01): If no one is going back I'm just gonna pass. Gonna be too much of a hassle
Nibbler (20:28:29): Plus, I can't drink alone if I'm drinking with you
Local Slut (20:33:46): You can be emotionally distant
Barfbeito (20:55:15): Sorry I can't take you back to edison I'm staying in old bridge tonight it'd have to be marc or pete
Local Slut (21:05:40): I guess I can do it if nobody can
Nibbler (21:06:35): Eh. Already too late. Gonna be a bitch to get a train
Local Slut (21:10:06): Senpai
Brobocop (21:24:07): Where are we meeting?
Brobocop (21:24:13): Just saw all of this
Barfbeito (21:25:01): Well I'm probably gonna park near the olive branch
Brobocop (21:28:55): Okay
Barfbeito (21:53:42): Just pulled in
Barfbeito (21:53:45): It's jew fest
Barfbeito (21:54:01): Here's our cover, pete just had his brisk and we're Celebrating
Brobocop (21:54:14): I'm on my way
Barfbeito (21:54:16): Damn josh you would have been perfect for this
Local Slut (21:54:58): What if they find out I'm uncut
Local Slut (21:57:29): I'm here, gonna search for food cuz I didn't eat dinner
Saturday, 19 September 2015
Local Slut (22:26:04): Did you guys see nightcrawler?
Nibbler (22:26:50): Nah but heard it was good
Nibbler (22:26:58): See it?
Local Slut (22:27:12): Watching it now, its weird lol
Nibbler (22:27:47): Worth watching?
Local Slut (22:29:08): So far it's not bad
Tuesday, 22 September 2015
Nibbler (17:53:50): So I'm definitely getting fired.
Barfbeito (17:54:35): What happened?
Nibbler (18:03:41): Sat down with my manager. Pretty much said it's coming. She'll speak with HR to see about transitioning internally.
Local Slut (18:06:11): What do you mean transitioning internally?
Nibbler (18:06:31): Into a different position within the company
Nibbler (18:06:37): Just not on help desk
Local Slut (18:14:49): That is a good sign that they want to keep you
Nibbler (18:15:41): They're only doing it because of how I addressed the situation. Don't think they would've done so had I handled things poorly
Local Slut (18:30:30): Still at least you'll be employed potentially
Barfbeito (18:31:15): How did you address it so that they offered you another position?
Nibbler (18:37:17): Pretty much my manager sat me down and talked about my numbers again. I said, in so many words, that I'm not an idiot, i saw this coming. \n\nI don't want to leave ClassPass, but I understand if I am not performing up to the standards necessary for the role. \n\nIf that is the case, I'd love to know if it's possible to transition into a different role internally. \n\nManager said she'd speak to the HR director, who my manager has already spoken with
Nibbler (18:37:25): So definitely no offer
Barfbeito (18:39:19): Ah I gotcha
Local Slut (20:39:36): Damn that sucks, sorry to hear about the job
Nibbler (20:41:00): I'm kinda relieved. Forces me to move on to shit I might actually wanna do
Local Slut (20:41:20): That's true, its an opportunity
Nibbler (21:06:36): http://motherboard.vice.com/read/cyborg-combat-critters?utm_source=mbfb
Nibbler (21:06:42): Dog army
Nibbler (21:07:00): Bam
Local Slut (21:12:37): The future
Nibbler (21:13:34): Not sure you ever heard the idea Brian and I had for dog army. I guess the military near us to it by 50 years
Nibbler (21:13:48): Beat us*
Wednesday, 23 September 2015
Barfbeito (10:13:18): I was going through my old emails and I see an email from me to me about NGBM and dig army from November 2012
Barfbeito (10:13:21): Dog*
Barfbeito (10:14:05): Also VPvP
Nibbler (13:14:03): I really like VPvP
Barfbeito (13:19:47): Me too I'm trying to find the script we wrote I know we wrote like 2 eps
Nibbler (13:27:35): I have it saved in drop box I think
Nibbler (13:27:55): Also, did you just sign in to the NGBM email? I got an alert
Barfbeito (13:28:13): Aight cool try to get it to me I want to see it and continue it
Barfbeito (13:28:17): And yea
Barfbeito (13:28:20): That was me
Barfbeito (13:28:28): We haven't been hacked
Barfbeito (13:28:30): ....yet
Nibbler (13:40:23): https://www.dropbox.com/s/1hul6uajmfi6uya/vpvp.celtx?dl=0
Nibbler (13:40:46): You'll have to download the celtx app if you wanna read on your phone
Nibbler (13:40:57): I don't have the second episode though
Barfbeito (13:41:14): Maybe I do
Nibbler (13:41:15): With the shoe-knife fight at the dinner table
Barfbeito (13:41:26): Yea that's the one
Nibbler (13:41:29): And the Butler that does
Nibbler (13:41:34): Dies
Barfbeito (13:51:14): Larry David is working on the 9th season and a movie of curb
Nibbler (15:55:37): I already told my roommate I was staying for October. What should I do with that month?
Local Slut (15:56:07): What do you mean, are you moving back?
Nibbler (15:56:37): Doubt I'm gonna stay in Hoboken/NYC
Nibbler (15:57:03): Come November that is
Local Slut (16:06:30): Do you just pay month to month?
Nibbler (16:08:17): Yeah.
Nibbler (16:08:55): 1 week isn't enough time to find a new roommate so it's only fair to not dick him over
Nibbler (19:10:54): Just got a calendar invite for tomorrow with my manager and HR.
Local Slut (19:11:24): No use worrying about it now. It is what it is
Nibbler (19:11:33): None
Barfbeito (19:11:36): Show up drunk and say is this what you wanted
Nibbler (19:11:59): It is what I wanted. Can't quit. Then no insurance $
Nibbler (19:12:33): I'll be around this weekend if anyone is down for some shit
Local Slut (19:16:25): Can't thus weekend but I'm free after and during the week
Local Slut (19:16:56): You'll get unemployment and have time to job hunt and figure out what you want to do at least. Getting fired sucks but its not the end of the world
Nibbler (19:17:22): I'm kinda happy I'm getting fired
Nibbler (19:18:03): Now I gotta buy obamacare. Fuckin liberals
Barfbeito (19:18:33): Be like me and get your insurance subsidized by dr. Obama
Nibbler (19:20:46): Technically, he is a doctor
Local Slut (19:23:08): Don't have a socialgasm from all the socialism fellas \ufffd
Nibbler (19:25:16): I believe the colloquial term for socialgasm is circle jerk
Local Slut (19:25:35): None
Local Slut (19:25:45): Unrelated
Nibbler (19:26:35): I don't see circle jerks on the list
Thursday, 24 September 2015
Nibbler (12:34:53): Marc, how's unemployment? I'll be there with ya at 2pm
Brobocop (12:35:31): Pretty solid. Hit the gym for 3 hours. Then chores. Then job hunting
Nibbler (12:36:18): Collect unemployment yet?
Brobocop (12:36:29): Filed yesterday
Nibbler (12:36:54): is there a minimum amount of time you had to have held the job?
Brobocop (12:37:06): 6 months
Brobocop (12:37:15): Or they can disputes it
Nibbler (12:37:18): Fuck me
Brobocop (12:37:32): You might still be good
Brobocop (12:37:40): The company has to dispute it
Local Slut (12:37:49): You'll probably be fine josh
Brobocop (12:37:57): If they like you then they won't
Nibbler (12:38:04): O good shit
Local Slut (12:38:06): It's just to prevent people from scamming the system
Local Slut (12:38:27): Now Brian just needs to get fired and we can be the Fired Guys
Brobocop (12:38:48): Then we all go to gym together
Nibbler (12:40:02): I'm gonna collect the money and sit around Starbucks all day writing scripts about assholes collect unemployment writing scripts at Starbucks
Brobocop (12:41:59): Or you know. Look for a job
Nibbler (12:44:00): Fuck you
Nibbler (12:44:10): Jobs are for suckers
Local Slut (12:49:33): True
Nibbler (14:39:43): Deed is done
Brobocop (16:35:46): Now you get take naps and get paid
Barfbeito (18:50:37): I'm gonna be the quitter guy
Brobocop (18:51:38): I'm the layer. Pete is the designer. Josh the firer and Brian the quitter
Local Slut (18:51:53): Gotta get fired or you're not invited to the 2015 FiredCon
Barfbeito (18:51:59): I just got off when I'm supposed to at 5. This is 3 times in 4 days I've had to stay an hour late cause my boss is a moron
Barfbeito (18:52:08): Fine I'll shit ik his office
Friday, 25 September 2015
Local Slut (08:37:44): It's time to build that wall
Barfbeito (08:39:28): Didn't receive a second of OT on my paycheck lol. Time to job hunt.
Brobocop (08:41:34): Really? If you are hourly that's illegal
Brobocop (08:41:44): But from what you said your whole company might be a front
Barfbeito (08:48:59): Yea I'm not hourly I'm salaried but still
Barfbeito (08:49:20): I'm gonna talk about just coming in later if it's always gonna be like this, I don't do shit in the morning anyways
Brobocop (08:49:58): Salary they don't have to pay you
Barfbeito (08:51:47): I know still sucks that it's becoming a habit of staying past my time
Brobocop (08:55:38): That was my life. Skipped lunch everyday. Stayed late everyday. Voice your concerns before it becomes the norm
Barfbeito (08:56:33): I'm just gonna try to get out of here
Local Slut (09:03:17): Prob the best idea. I thought you worked hourly
Nibbler (09:05:23): Who's around later?
Brobocop (09:08:07): I am. I can drive since I don't drink on Fridays
Nibbler (09:08:34): What?
Brobocop (09:09:36): I don't drink on Fridays
Local Slut (09:09:42): Not around this weekend unfortunately but I'm down if you guys want to do anything next week or next weekend
Nibbler (09:09:55): Got that. Why is that a thing?
Brobocop (09:10:24): Ever get punched in the face being hung over. Not fun. So I don't drink before practice
Local Slut (09:24:02): Why not just stay drunk
Barfbeito (09:35:11): Then your face will be invincible
Barfbeito (09:35:38): May or may not be tonight but definitely some time this weekend I'm around
GroupMe (10:52:08): Local Slut changed the group's name to Cool Clock Ahmed 420
Local Slut (10:53:23): So fellas
Local Slut (10:53:26): let's plan something
Local Slut (10:53:32): Dudes Only, No Girls Allowed
Local Slut (10:53:37): Maybe do something for a weekend
Local Slut (10:53:46): so it's just Us being us and miley being miley
Local Slut (10:53:54): Maybe a brewery tour? Paintballing? AC?
Local Slut (10:53:58): Any suggestions welcome
Local Slut (10:54:04): Also brian had the idea of doing a poker night
Local Slut (10:54:20): Which we could even do next week prob since that doesnt have to be a trip
Nibbler (10:54:30): I'm totally down
Nibbler (10:55:02): Let's go to Kane and Carton. They're easily the best breweries in NJ
Nibbler (10:55:30): And I can get some people for poker if you don't want it to just be the 4 of us
Brobocop (10:55:31): Y'all fuckers still owe me a birthday
Nibbler (10:56:11): How's about a handy?
GroupMe (10:57:32): Nibbler changed name to Crater Pussy
Local Slut (10:57:58): yes this trip will celebrate it all
Local Slut (10:58:01): marc's birthday
Local Slut (10:58:05): crushing unemployment
Local Slut (10:58:14): the fact that 3/4 of us have been booted from corporate america
Local Slut (10:58:22): ahmed's cool ass clock
Local Slut (10:58:30): that looked like a fucking nuke
Crater Pussy (10:59:18): If I saw that shit, I'd be a little concerned. Not cause he's brown, but cause it looked shady as fuck.
Barfbeito (10:59:31): That we finally overcame racism with a black president
Local Slut (10:59:46): hey ahmed, cool clock. you ever smoke an L before?
Crater Pussy (11:00:10): This school ain't gonna be the only thing up in smoke
Local Slut (11:01:50): for our trip we will need matching t shirts
Crater Pussy (11:02:11): On it
Local Slut (11:02:32): perfect
Barfbeito (11:02:55): Zuck the Cuck please
Local Slut (11:03:16): lol
Crater Pussy (11:04:26): Remind me, why is he a cuck?
Local Slut (11:05:30): invented cuckbook
Barfbeito (11:09:08): His gf left him for a more manly man who wasn't a nerd
Local Slut (11:10:36): plus he had a threesome with the winklevoss twins
Brobocop (11:11:02): Hey. He could do worse then two rich Harvard grads who steins gape
Crater Pussy (11:11:55): I still prefer fuck the zuck
Crater Pussy (11:12:05): Let's make 4 different versions
Brobocop (11:12:35): I will need a tank top version
Brobocop (11:12:48): Because my muscle are on patrol from shirt prison
Local Slut (11:13:35): perfect
Brobocop (11:13:56): We should all lift and work out together at some point
Local Slut (11:14:02): you were arrested for possession of a deadly weapon
Local Slut (11:14:07): hell yea
Local Slut (11:14:12): only if we have matching gym outfits
Local Slut (11:14:15): i suggest matching sweatsuits
Local Slut (11:14:17): and headbands
Brobocop (11:14:31): Velour track suits
Barfbeito (11:16:56): I'm all about muscle confusion
Local Slut (11:17:06): my muscles dont know what the fuck is going on
Barfbeito (11:17:29): That's why I lift while trying to read mandarin
Crater Pussy (14:10:04): Let me know your thoughts:\n\nShame On You @Venmo
Crater Pussy (14:10:38): FREEDOM ISN'T FREE\nYou can forget pocket change. Forget chump change. What the fuck is chump change anyway? Is chump change worth more or less than pocket change?\xa0For that matter, what weighs more, a shit-ton or a fuck-ton?\nRegardless, Venmo's tactics are vile. They are murderers; every last filthy one of those techno-libertarians.\xa0\nPerhaps it is not obvious, but those who know money\xa0see the big picture. Trust me, the Next Gen Biz Men know money.\xa0We know what\xa0Venmo is up to, the service that allows its users to\xa0digitally\xa0transfer money between parties.\nTheir\xa0goal is not to facilitate the transfer of money between parties, no. It stems much deeper from their\xa0libertarian ideals:\xa0all men must work for their freedom.
Crater Pussy (14:10:49): YOU DO THE MATH\nHomeless +\xa0cash/change\xa0=\xa0LIFE\nVenmo\xa0= Zero\xa0cash/change\nHomeless\xa0+\xa0Venmo\xa0=\xa0DEATH
Crater Pussy (14:10:59): MILLENNIALS\nThe homeless have been struck hardest by Venmo. Millennials are most inclined to give. They\xa0have\xa0been inundated with documentaries,\xa0flooded with emotions, and subsequently\xa0shamed\xa0into charitable giving. In the age of Venmo, Millennials\xa0no longer have pocket/chump change to give. Paper money and coins have\xa0become obsolete.\nUnless the homeless start wielding smartphones, Millennails\xa0will simply have no chump change to spare.
Local Slut (14:16:53): How long until smartphones are considered a basic human right like clean water
Crater Pussy (14:18:34): Cuckerberg gives africans free smartphone (internet.org)
Barfbeito (14:18:52): Next he's gonna teach them to java script
Barfbeito (14:19:08): Lol cuckerberg
Local Slut (14:21:07): nyaaaaahhhhh let me give these africans so they dont have to bring their credit cards to starbucks
Brobocop (15:41:35): None
Local Slut (15:43:13): Lol just doing robot things
Crater Pussy (16:09:42): just wrote another one:\n\n"Burn Bridges"
Crater Pussy (16:09:47): Ever been fired? In the past 6 months,\xa03 of the Next Gen Biz Men have been fired from their jobs, but not in the traditional sense.\nA HISTORY LESSON\nDespite popular belief, future President Donald Trump did not invent the process of firing employees.\n"Getting fired" was originally derived from the first case of an individual being forced out of a position.\xa0\nCapitalism, as America was concerned, did not allow for someone to be let go. Once an individual secured a job, it was theirs until death. An employee had every right to quit, but an employer could not tell them to leave.\nIf it turned out that the individual was a less than stellar employee, then too bad. It was the fault of the employer for not having done their due diligence.
Crater Pussy (16:10:06): BRIAN MARC PETERS\nIn 1813, a slacker named Brian Marc Peters had secured a position as a farmhand. BMP was a smooth-talking, day-drinking, lazy-ass piece of shit. Had he been around today, he'd be known as a "taker",\xa0reveling in the Socialism of the Obama-era.\nWhen his antics became too much to handle, BMP's employer told him to leave for good. BMP wouldn't have it, and rightfully so. The job BMP's until death.\xa0\nThe farm owner cooked up a plan. He would set fire to the bridge connecting his ranch to the local town. Severing that connection would in turn cause the business to fail. BMP would be forced to find work elsewhere.
Crater Pussy (16:10:16): 1ST BRIDGE, BUT NOT THE LAST\nThe farm owner's tactics caught on like wildfire. Employers across the nation were setting fire to bridges, barns, bars. No business was safe.\nA few years had passed since BMP's actions had caused a whole nation to be set ablaze. Congress stepped in, passing a law making it legal to "fire" an individual.
Local Slut (16:10:17): I love this
Crater Pussy (16:10:22): LEGACY\nBridges are no longer made from wood. Can't set fire to steel, jackass.
Local Slut (16:11:56): i love the sentence "in the past 6 months, 3 of the Next Gen Biz Men have been fired from their jobs"
Local Slut (16:12:26): what if we started a series called Funemployed
Crater Pussy (16:15:06): Ep1: "How to spend your unemployment benefits the right way"\n\n1) Booze\n2) More booze!
Brobocop (16:16:12): 3) use your company credit card to take out many cash advances as legally you are not responsible for it
Crater Pussy (16:16:48): Tax deductions
Local Slut (16:16:58): "How to make amends with your dad so he can pay for your stuff again"
Local Slut (16:18:27): Eminem said you only get one shot, so do not miss your chance to blow. Unfortunately, I failed my one shot when I was 45 minutes late to my telemarketing job because I was mad that they forgot to put the cheese on my Egg McMuffin.
Crater Pussy (16:19:46): "I opted for a standing desk. I've never been able to jerk off in a seated position."
Local Slut (16:21:49): if they didn't want me to shower in the sink then why the fuck would they call it a "bathroom"
Crater Pussy (16:23:26): "I badmouthed KY on Twitter when their banana flavored sex lube had mislabeled. It was actually raspberry. My wife hates raspberry flavored anything, especially my uncircumcised dick.\n\nNow we've got a free supply of sex lube for the foreseeable future! "
Brobocop (16:24:30): I got fired for spending all the Petty cash in concert tickets to the heartbreakers
Crater Pussy (16:24:57): fuckin tom petty
Local Slut (16:26:18): then HR escalated this Tom Petty crime to a Lee Majors crime
Crater Pussy (16:27:27): i hate you
Crater Pussy (16:27:34): you've ruined it for us all
Local Slut (16:29:23): get off yr high horse
Crater Pussy (16:29:29): None
Crater Pussy (16:29:41): forgot to mention that this was part of the blog post
Crater Pussy (16:30:28): http://images.8tracks.com/cover/i/002/068/136/High-1204.jpg?rect=0,0,400,400&q=98&fm=jpg&fit=max
Local Slut (16:30:48): its bojack
Barfbeito (17:56:23): I met close to real life hugh honey and Vick vinegars today at work they were partners in law and partners in life, if only they were gay
Brobocop (20:12:07): How long does weed stay in your system
Barfbeito (20:13:06): Depends how often you smoke
Barfbeito (20:13:16): If you are clean and smoke once you should be ok after 10 days
Crater Pussy (20:14:22): If it's a frequent thing, about a month. If it's a one time thing, could be as soon as three days
Crater Pussy (20:15:17): If you work out a bunch, that helps. All about it building up in fat tissue over time
Local Slut (20:16:36): You'll be fine by the time you have your next interview
Local Slut (20:16:47): Just don't smoke now
Saturday, 26 September 2015
Local Slut (15:41:53): None
Brobocop (15:52:05): You sluts wanna do something / get dinner then butt fuck?
Local Slut (15:59:13): I'm drunk in nowheresville PA
Local Slut (15:59:39): I won a free beer glass for free styling a poem about beer
Crater Pussy (16:38:33): I'm at Kane brewery right now. We should come back here
Crater Pussy (16:38:54): It's really chill. And Carton is really close
Crater Pussy (16:39:16): Marc, you down for board games later?
Brobocop (16:40:06): Honesty. I like you guys as people. I hate you guys when you play risk and settlers of Catan.
Crater Pussy (16:40:24): Fuck you, cunt
Crater Pussy (16:40:33): You're playing
Brobocop (16:46:10): Can't we just punch each other in the face
Brobocop (18:18:06): I say we start a fight club
Brobocop (18:18:23): We all know I'm Just Petes imaginary friend
Barfbeito (20:03:42): We're gonna do competitive board games soon if you do want to join
Brobocop (20:06:20): I'll bring my mouth guard and gloves
Brobocop (20:13:19): Heading over now
Barfbeito (20:15:25): K cool
Sunday, 27 September 2015
Local Slut (10:46:47): Driving back to NJ from rural PA and I saw a sign that said "the bible condemns homosexuality"
Crater Pussy (10:47:14): I love those signs
Crater Pussy (11:24:46): Pete, you wanna go to Kane Brewing and then Carton Brewing next Saturday?
Local Slut (11:30:23): Possibly, let me just see if I have anything going on. Where are they?
Crater Pussy (11:31:02): Carton is near red Bank, Kane near asbury park
Crater Pussy (11:31:26): Best to do Kane first, then head north up to Carton
Local Slut (11:31:51): Sounds like fun
Crater Pussy (11:32:35): Kane was cool. And next week is their 4 year anniversary so they're releasing a barrel aged beer
Local Slut (13:13:36): Ok I'm free next weekend so I'm down to go
Brobocop (14:01:30): Y'all wanna do a 5 k together
Local Slut (14:07:07): I'll do it if I have a little time to train
Brobocop (14:28:16): You got a day
Crater Pussy (14:55:58): https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2015-09-27T18:55:54Z/47bf8e9f.640x360r90.mp4
Local Slut (14:58:13): Cool clock josh
Brobocop (15:02:00): What did you film that with. A potato ?
Crater Pussy (15:03:35): For whatever reason group me converts portrait videos into landscape
Brobocop (15:31:58): Why would you ever video anything in portrait
Crater Pussy (15:56:05): Snapchat?
Brobocop (22:51:31): Fucking nerd
Local Slut (22:52:27): Your average gamer with 70 selfies on Instagram
Brobocop (22:53:44): So she makes album covers ?
Monday, 28 September 2015
Crater Pussy (11:48:02): My dad told me I've been peeing wrong my entire life. You're supposed to pull it like an udder to get the pee out. Why am I just learning of this?
Local Slut (11:57:13): Peeing should not be that difficult
Brobocop (12:06:00): Where you and your dad peeing together and he critiqued your for?
Crater Pussy (12:16:15): We were crossing streams
Barfbeito (16:36:49): None
Barfbeito (20:58:53): Haleys friend Myra wants to go to Hoboken to bar hop Saturday for her birthday. You guys are all invited.
Crater Pussy (20:59:58): I just cleaned out my apartment today so there's room for some people to crash
Brobocop (21:00:20): Aight
Brobocop (21:00:35): I'll come and drink water and do pushies
Crater Pussy (21:00:35): Might wanna bring a sleeping bag or some shit. Living room gets real hot and only sleeps one
Brobocop (21:01:26): I'll just sleep in boxers
Brobocop (21:01:37): In joshes bed
Brobocop (21:01:44): With Josh
Brobocop (21:01:48): And Pete
Brobocop (21:02:12): And we form the tri force
Local Slut (21:02:14): I thought we were going to do a brewery tour?
Barfbeito (21:04:17): Doing both
Local Slut (21:06:23): Oh cool
Crater Pussy (21:17:36): Yeah. Kane, Carton, then Hoboken at night
Local Slut (21:21:43): Sounds good, as long as we can figure out rides and shit in down
Barfbeito (21:22:00): Cool beans
Crater Pussy (21:27:15): There's an overnight parking lot in Hoboken that I've used a bunch in the past
Tuesday, 29 September 2015
Local Slut (16:49:47): Dmx is working at an IHOP now
Local Slut (16:49:59): X gon give (the pancakes) to ya
Crater Pussy (16:51:00): What's his position?
Barfbeito (16:56:11): Is this true
Local Slut (16:59:41): He says he was just eating there after meeting his PO or something but he was wearing a name tag in the photos lol
Crater Pussy (20:17:39): http://techcrunch.com/2015/09/28/demooted/
Crater Pussy (20:18:16): The last line... \n\n"But that boy is gone, and now we\u2019ll get to see the man step out from behind the chan."
Crater Pussy (20:18:38): I hate this guy so much\nhttp://techcrunch.com/author/josh-constine/
Crater Pussy (20:19:20): He writes and says the most cringeworthy shit for TechCrunch. And his hair pisses me off so much
Crater Pussy (20:20:43): http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/477338587-writer-josh-constine-speaks-onstage-at-heres-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QY7xnIKT%2BzgK5tZHLHSA5TbEFGaRXFJFUddbHlqJ8neb0hPulalF3pZJOIHUxylYdA%3D%3D
Local Slut (20:21:47): He looks like that guy from silicon valley
Brobocop (20:28:19): I hat this guy so much. He talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded
Local Slut (20:33:01): But he knows what plants crave
Brobocop (20:34:58): None
Barfbeito (20:40:50): Welcome to costco I love you
Wednesday, 30 September 2015
Crater Pussy (13:25:33): Pete, do you get discounts on HP products?
Crater Pussy (13:26:10): And have you heard of this thing, the HP stream mini?
Local Slut (13:28:58): And no what is it
Local Slut (13:29:00): I do get discounts
Local Slut (13:29:34): The streams are the colorful low end laptops right
Crater Pussy (13:31:14): It's a sub $200 pc. I'm looking into the Intel Compute Stick also
Crater Pussy (13:31:55): It's fucking annoying that the apple TV and roku and all these different streaming things don't all have the same apps
Crater Pussy (13:32:23): If I just use a computer, it'll since the problem. Intel seems like an easier solution
Crater Pussy (13:32:32): Solve*
Local Slut (13:32:55): Just get a Chromecast and use your laptop
Local Slut (13:33:00): That's what I do most of the time
Local Slut (13:33:10): What apps do you need
Crater Pussy (13:34:18): I had a Chromecast. I hated that you have to stream from your computer. I'd rather get a nexus player
Crater Pussy (13:34:35): Or stream from your tablet or phone
Crater Pussy (13:35:30): I don't need any of this. I just feel like having a full blown pc for media shit is easier than anything else
Local Slut (13:36:29): What do you mean by media shit though
Crater Pussy (13:37:47): Streaming really. I hate the lag when I mirror my laptop through apple TV, and Chromecast was just as annoying in my opinion
Local Slut (13:40:04): To be honest I would probably avoid HP products in general
Local Slut (13:40:12): Maybe the amazon fire stick?
Crater Pussy (13:40:53): Intel Compute Stick hasn't gotten great reviews but it looks interesting
Thursday, 01 October 2015
Brobocop (07:29:12): Alright faggots. It's Thursday what are we doing about rides and such for Saturday some Jocauane is gunna hit on Minday now
Barfbeito (07:30:15): Is it possible to metro park a train there, stay in joshie place that night then train back sunday
Barfbeito (07:30:42): Unless we have volunteers to drive. I think haleys friend is doing an Uber
Local Slut (07:40:54): So were Haley and her friend planning on staying in Hoboken that night?
Brobocop (08:02:26): We take the train to Sucacuse and transfer. I don't do \xfcber
Local Slut (08:04:13): She's going to uber back to edison? It's like an hour drive lol
Brobocop (08:04:38): Also who will drive for the brewery tour
Local Slut (08:09:26): I can drive for that I guess
Crater Pussy (12:01:01): We need to clear some shit up. Not possible that everyone can fit in my apartment. Do Haley's friend have a place to crash?
Local Slut (12:03:35): yea i figured it wouldnt be practical for everyone to cram into your apt lol
Crater Pussy (12:07:52): Also, an Uber from here to Hoboken is gonna be ridiculously expensive
Crater Pussy (12:09:07): Easiest thing to do is find overnight parking.
Local Slut (12:14:09): i dont even think an uber would do that long of a drive
Brobocop (12:14:31): A can would. But that just doesn't make sense
Barfbeito (12:16:42): So the options are someone drive or train?
Crater Pussy (12:17:44): I'm less concerned with getting there. That's easy. Where's everyone staying?
Local Slut (12:17:45): if you take the train the last one is at like 1am
Crater Pussy (12:17:59): Yeah. That's why overnight parking is easiest
Barfbeito (12:18:57): I mean unless we stay overnight and then just get it back thr next day? I'll find out from haley if we're staying the night
Brobocop (14:45:15): The new batman is amazing
Brobocop (14:45:34): It's more dark knight series then campy
Local Slut (14:47:06): With ben affleck?
Brobocop (14:48:47): Game
Local Slut (14:51:37): You think Ben afflecks life is a game?
Crater Pussy (15:03:42): Just throwing it out there, Hoboken might be a nightmare this weekend with all the rain
Brobocop (15:04:34): I'm more the brewery tour
Brobocop (15:04:51): Hoboken is for haleys friend
Crater Pussy (15:04:52): Actually, driving to those breweries might be rough too since they're both near the ocean
Brobocop (15:06:36): The hurricane isn't set to hit until\nMonday so the brewery should be fine
Crater Pussy (15:07:44): True but there's rain all weekend and the gov is declaring a state of emergency probably before Monday
Crater Pussy (15:08:02): Play it by ear
Brobocop (15:08:24): They really don't know where it's gunna hit yet so yea play by ear
Local Slut (15:11:28): Want to go to a north jersey brewery then?
Local Slut (15:11:38): That way it's a shorter drive
Brobocop (15:11:46): I'm gae
Brobocop (15:11:50): Game
Local Slut (15:11:55): Gay
Local Slut (15:12:05): \ufffd
Crater Pussy (15:13:13): There's one in Middlesex but I haven't heard good things
Local Slut (15:21:28): There's a few in the parsippany area I think
Local Slut (15:21:45): It's like a 40 min drive with no traffic
Barfbeito (17:49:41): I'm down for whatever
Barfbeito (17:50:00): There should be a website/subreddit where you can bitch about bosses or coworkers
Crater Pussy (17:50:35): Twitter
Local Slut (19:00:23): HateBook
Barfbeito (19:01:27): Hatebook sounds good
Brobocop (21:35:55): Well due to a state of emergency we ain't doing shit Saturday
Friday, 02 October 2015
Local Slut (00:15:10): lets try and do something
Brobocop (00:45:40): Depends if we can drive
Brobocop (00:45:58): Christie declared a state of emergency
Crater Pussy (00:46:03): Kayak, bitch
Local Slut (00:49:38): We get 40s of Hurricane from Sal's and have a Hurricane Party
Brobocop (07:57:54): Hurricane is going out to see. So the state of emergency is worthless. A tiny blemish on Christies perfect career
Local Slut (10:48:51): you guys busy tonight? i got nothing to do this weekend but party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit
Brobocop (10:49:13): I'm game for so good times
Crater Pussy (11:13:45): Smokin, drinkin, and chillin
Crater Pussy (11:14:40): I'm down for something. Think Brian is too. If we are still doin shit tomorrow, I'm not trying to spend big $$$$ tonight
Local Slut (11:15:38): Yea we can just hang out like old times brehs
Local Slut (11:15:57): I'm living off $11 till the 15th
Crater Pussy (11:27:03): Get a job loser
Local Slut (11:28:53): That's $11 mcchickens. Why work when I can eat $11 mcchickens
Crater Pussy (11:30:22): If you cut each one into quarters, that's 44 mc chicken quarters. That's a lot of mc chicken
Local Slut (11:35:09): Yea I'm living like a king
Crater Pussy (11:36:28): A medieval king would flip his shit for even one mc chicken
Crater Pussy (12:47:20): We could play poker later.
Crater Pussy (13:13:23): http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/14/politics/hillary-clinton-bill-clinton-vice-president/?iid=ob_article_hillaryclinton_pool&iref=obnetwork
Barfbeito (13:14:29): Then we can start writing 45
Barfbeito (13:14:41): Bill back stabs hillary, kills her dumps the body and becomes president
Local Slut (13:19:46): I'm down for poker
Crater Pussy (13:20:27): Anyone have chips? If not, I'll buy a set.
Barfbeito (13:20:57): I think I have chips but I need to get back to you about tonight
Crater Pussy (13:21:33): Gay. What's the deal with Hoboken tomorrow? That still happening?
Brobocop (13:21:45): What about breweries
Brobocop (13:21:50): I more in that camp
Barfbeito (13:22:50): I will find out tonight
Crater Pussy (13:28:20): Just called Carton, they're definitely open tomorrow
Local Slut (13:28:24): I say we go on the brew tours if the weather isn't bad
Crater Pussy (13:28:28): Kane didn't answer their phone
Brobocop (13:30:11): What is your time are we going
Crater Pussy (13:31:59): Both breweries open for tours at 12 noon
Brobocop (13:32:26): So get there around then since we don't want the weather to be a factor
Crater Pussy (13:35:40): I say we do Kane first since it's further South. Hit Carton on the way back up
Brobocop (13:36:04): Where we meeting
Brobocop (13:36:10): Who's driving
Brobocop (13:36:14): I can
Crater Pussy (13:38:34): I can drive too
Brobocop (13:39:10): How many people are going ?
Crater Pussy (13:39:14): Pretty much leave around 11
Local Slut (14:21:30): Sounds good
Local Slut (14:21:42): I'll meet you guys in edison
Barfbeito (14:42:20): Don't think I'm around tonight but I will see you local sluts tomorrow morning
Local Slut (14:45:43): aight
Local Slut (14:45:55): also i untagged myself from that FB post, i dont think everyone needs to know i was fired lol
Local Slut (14:46:04): or that there was a 75% chance that i was fired
Crater Pussy (14:48:46): So people even know you are part of the site?
Brobocop (14:49:17): Yea remove my tag too
Brobocop (14:49:22): I wasn't fired
Brobocop (14:49:27): I got laid fliff
Brobocop (14:49:29): Off
Barfbeito (14:49:40): Leave me
Barfbeito (14:49:41): Bold it
Barfbeito (14:49:45): Underline it
Local Slut (14:50:32): well i was tagged on it and it's on my wall
Local Slut (14:50:37): it's just too personal for FB tbh
Local Slut (14:50:58): plus i am not FB friends with anyone at my current job but nobody here knows about the firing
Local Slut (14:51:05): so it's best to just distance myself from it
Crater Pussy (14:51:39): Do what you gotta do. But do people know about the site?
Local Slut (14:52:29): no but it's all over my wall lol so it's prob in their newsfeeds
Brobocop (18:47:51): My sister needs the car so I will be unable to drive tomorrow
Brobocop (18:48:08): As I don't want to drive the tarus in the rain
Crater Pussy (18:56:40): Who's coming other than the four of us?
Brobocop (18:57:05): I thought it was a bro thing
Brobocop (18:57:10): No hoes
Local Slut (18:59:08): Us 4
Barfbeito (19:28:33): Is haley not allowed to go? Cause she thought she was, josh invited her last week
Local Slut (19:29:06): She can come lol
Local Slut (19:29:17): I just thought she wasn't
Barfbeito (19:31:02): Alright if we're going early though she doesn't want to lol
Local Slut (19:31:34): We're leaving at 11, is that considered early lol
Crater Pussy (19:33:32): Yeah. Leave at 11. Both places close doors at 5.
Crater Pussy (19:34:09): Plus, Kane will be really busy. It's their 4 year anniversary
Barfbeito (19:34:42): \nWell she just wants to sleep in on her Saturday and get ready for myras thing later presuming that it's still on
Brobocop (19:43:51): So be I Webb street by 11
Local Slut (19:44:16): Sounds good
Brobocop (19:44:39): Do any of them have dress codes ?
Local Slut (19:44:40): I'd say we leave even a little earlier in case of bad weather
Brobocop (19:44:58): So be there 10:30
Brobocop (19:45:47): We are all good. Gyms open at 7 so I can get my pump on before we go out. No need to wrry
Barfbeito (19:48:28): Ok cool.
Brobocop (22:02:17): I'll be there at 10:15
Crater Pussy (22:02:42): That's overkill
Crater Pussy (22:02:55): Pretty sure leaving at 11 is fine
Brobocop (22:05:57): My sister needs the car
Brobocop (22:06:07): So I'll be there at 10:15
Crater Pussy (22:06:14): Fuck bitches
Barfbeito (22:12:55): I'm coming from old bridge can we do 11
Brobocop (22:19:00): 5 bucks says brian over sleeps
Barfbeito (22:20:31): \nNah I'll be good lol I've understept more for less
Brobocop (22:20:56): Are you drinking ?
Barfbeito (22:21:14): No
Barfbeito (22:21:23): Drinking and smoking
Brobocop (22:21:31): 10 bucks
Crater Pussy (22:21:37): And chillin
Brobocop (22:21:54): 20
Barfbeito (22:22:13): Lol I'll be fine
Brobocop (22:22:21): 25
Barfbeito (22:22:36): If you really want to bet me I'm down
Brobocop (22:23:16): You can't bet. That's makes the game impure
Brobocop (22:23:28): Fucking Pete rose
Brobocop (22:37:53): Are we doing 10:30 or 11. I would vote 10:30 due to weather
Barfbeito (22:39:26): None
Saturday, 03 October 2015
Crater Pussy (09:27:21): Rise and shine, bitches
Crater Pussy (09:29:52): Anyone wanna stop for breakfast on the way?
Local Slut (09:30:10): Sure
Brobocop (09:30:10): What type?
Crater Pussy (09:30:55): Breakfast sandwiches. Jew donuts. That sorta thing
Brobocop (09:31:06): I find that offensive
Brobocop (09:31:19): Any sand which can be eaten at any time
Barfbeito (09:32:13): I'll be making my pork roll sandwich at home. The trick is the pork roll is the bread
Crater Pussy (09:33:28): How very KFC of you
Barfbeito (09:33:43): They had the right idea
Barfbeito (09:56:59): It's still open today?
Crater Pussy (09:57:24): KFC never closes
Crater Pussy (09:58:13): Both breweries said they'd be open today when I called yesterday. Both said they'd been open during worse weather in the past
Barfbeito (10:01:12): None
Barfbeito (10:01:20): And we still doing both? How long does one/both take?
Crater Pussy (10:03:24): Tours at Kane are once every hour, beginning at noon. Or self guided whenever you want. Not much of a tour really. Guided lasted 10 min cause my friend and I were asking questions
Crater Pussy (10:03:59): More about being able to taste a bunch of their stuff for cheap
Crater Pussy (10:04:06): Can't speak to Carton
Barfbeito (10:04:49): You can take the jew out of the temple but you can't take the temple out of the jew
Local Slut (10:09:46): It's all about the cheap samples
Barfbeito (10:16:15): On my way to the webb
Local Slut (10:16:50): I'm going to leave Union in like 15
Crater Pussy (10:27:31): Just got done washing my balls
Barfbeito (10:34:26): Just got started making mine dirty
Local Slut (10:54:18): I'm here where are you fellas
Local Slut (10:54:27): Fellerz
Barfbeito (10:56:28): My house
Brobocop (17:22:24): Sister still has the car
Local Slut (17:40:32): tell her to take the razor scooter
Barfbeito (18:23:29): Myra is leaving for hoboken between 9 and 10
Barfbeito (18:23:39): So maybe leave here around 830+?
Crater Pussy (18:47:15): Where is she leaving from?
Barfbeito (18:48:23): She is leaving from edison
Local Slut (19:23:27): what time are you guys meeting up
Brobocop (19:39:48): 8:15?
Barfbeito (19:49:03): Works for me
Local Slut (19:49:16): aight ill leave in a few minutes
Local Slut (19:49:18): im exhausted lo,
Barfbeito (19:57:58): Yea I don't feel well just threw up so I think I'll drive and not drink lol
Local Slut (20:00:15): I'm going to take it easy too
Crater Pussy (20:27:28): I've been asleep for a good while. What time are we planning on leaving? If Myra isn't leaving til 9 or 10, no need to get there before her.
Barfbeito (20:34:46): You bitch
Local Slut (20:38:22): Alright you're comin
Crater Pussy (20:41:14): Everyone at Brian's?
Crater Pussy (20:41:20): Who's driving?
Brobocop (20:41:42): Yea you favor
Crater Pussy (20:42:16): Huh?
Barfbeito (20:44:52): Just cum
Local Slut (20:45:37): None
Crater Pussy (20:45:49): I'm confused. Are you all at your house?
Barfbeito (20:45:56): Yes
Crater Pussy (20:46:29): But I'm on the toilet
Barfbeito (20:46:37): Then flush it out
Barfbeito (20:47:04): I thought the squatty potty was supposed to help
Crater Pussy (20:47:11): Can I pick up where I left off? Don't want you guys to miss out on this
Crater Pussy (20:47:23): I just sat down
Crater Pussy (20:47:34): Squat*
Local Slut (20:47:49): You can do it josh
Sunday, 04 October 2015
Brobocop (13:16:17): None
Monday, 05 October 2015
Brobocop (08:56:03): I might be my favorite person
Crater Pussy (08:58:02): This isn't tinder?
Brobocop (09:01:29): Nope
Barfbeito (09:01:29): Why are you doing this to a sure thing lol
Brobocop (09:03:42): She lives in Pittsburgh and it's a game Brian. You have been out of it too long.
Brobocop (09:04:06): You can't let them get the upper hand. Then the think they are people and ask for voting rights
Barfbeito (09:04:46): She's asking you how you would bang her not asking you to buy her a drink lol
Brobocop (09:05:08): She also no pretty
Local Slut (09:05:08): I see what you mean marc
Local Slut (09:05:17): Cant act too desperate
Brobocop (09:05:27): Pete gets me
Local Slut (09:05:31): OH YES ID FUCK YOU SO HARD PLEASE DO MR
Local Slut (09:05:32): ME
Brobocop (09:05:57): Hey girl. You need to respect yourself more
Local Slut (09:05:59): She's looking for validation
Barfbeito (09:07:02): She's horny and wants fap material
Barfbeito (09:07:12): And you're blue walling her
Local Slut (09:07:56): Nah
Brobocop (09:07:58): I'm not a piece of meat Brian. I want a girl who likes my personality not just my wang chun
Local Slut (09:08:08): She just wants Marc to tell her how hot she is
Local Slut (09:08:20): With the hope that he'll get nudes
Barfbeito (09:08:42): She said she's horny lol
Barfbeito (09:09:01): She's not looking for validation she's looking for dic pics
Local Slut (09:09:43): Some girls like to lead on guys
Barfbeito (09:10:02): She's in Pittsburgh though I really think she just wants to sext
Barfbeito (09:10:13): What can she get from leading a guy a state away on
Local Slut (09:11:02): Because it's sexy to control someone and make them desire you
Local Slut (09:11:17): I had a thing like this with a girl and it was annoying as shit
Barfbeito (09:11:33): Was she closer to you though where it was actually realistic you could meet her
Local Slut (09:11:41): Yea
Local Slut (09:12:04): But we never did
Barfbeito (09:12:13): And did she ask you how you'd fuck her or what you'd do to her in bed
Local Slut (09:12:41): Yup
Local Slut (09:12:50): And eventually I started doing what Marc was doing
Local Slut (09:12:56): To take control of the situation lol
Barfbeito (09:13:06): I never had a girl ask me that and then not have something happen
Local Slut (09:13:23): It's more common than you think lol
Barfbeito (09:14:12): Josh what do you thinj
Barfbeito (09:14:14): Think
Local Slut (09:15:18): sometimes guys and girls just text or maybe send pics, esp if they are already texting buddies
Brobocop (09:19:38): You have to be in control
Brobocop (09:20:08): The person who has the most power is the person who cares the least. If you wanna fuck me. Many people do. What else you got
Barfbeito (09:20:09): The M.A.R.C. system
Local Slut (09:20:37): otherwise you start to get all desperate "PLEASE SEND NUDES" and she loses interest
Local Slut (09:20:40): it's just how some girls are
Barfbeito (09:22:09): I think it's just cause this chick is an Ugo who's in Pittsburgh. If it was a hot local slut who was down to for pound town it'd be different lol
Brobocop (09:22:27): Nah I do the same for all
Brobocop (09:23:06): Gotta to be in control.
Local Slut (09:24:52): yerp
Local Slut (09:24:58): i can't deal with that shit anymore though lol
Local Slut (09:25:01): you are a stronger man than me
Local Slut (09:25:23): i was talking to this girl after i broke up with kristi and i was like "I am way too old to be doing this kind of crap"
Brobocop (09:25:57): You wanna win. Gotta play the game
Barfbeito (09:26:53): Yea I've experience girls like that before but was is like late teens early 20s.
Brobocop (09:27:37): You are 24 not 45
Local Slut (09:28:16): lol
Barfbeito (09:29:56): You're dealing with girls not real women with curves
Barfbeito (09:30:11): You just can't handle strong independent women who don't need no man
Local Slut (09:31:56): it's just college girls
Local Slut (09:32:03): they havent begun wanting babies yet
Brobocop (09:33:14): I hate babies
Local Slut (09:33:47): then i guess we cant date cuz i want 3 by the time i'm 26
Local Slut (09:34:32): i'll settle for 3 preemies to save time
Crater Pussy (12:30:31): I went back to sleep, but know that I had this thing once where some chick was sending pics and videos of herself, but insisted that we talk too. She also didn't wanna see anything from me, which was fine cause it was less work for me. She talked too much, and we were skyping one day, so I just showed her my wang. \n\nHaven't spoken to her since.
Local Slut (12:35:54): Sounds like a catch
Crater Pussy (13:33:59): Let's create the League of Extraordinary Businessmen. It's a game show to find the best next gen biz men from around the globe. No girls allowed
Local Slut (13:39:47): We do business challenges
Local Slut (13:40:09): Today's elimination challenge is to never break eyr contact
Local Slut (13:40:29): The winner gets $150 to red lobster and an unpaid internship with ngbm
Local Slut (13:41:20): and of course the winner doesn't get the internship, we give it to our friend's son
Crater Pussy (13:42:38): Business chicken: pit two contestants against one another to see who can lose the most amount of their money/savings/belongings. First to break loses.
Crater Pussy (13:42:52): Winner loses less
Local Slut (13:44:28): we want to teach them about taking risks
Local Slut (13:44:35): but what is the biggest risk of all
Local Slut (13:44:42): a risk where there is a 100% chance of failure
Crater Pussy (13:45:32): Life. Without life insurance of course. And in your will you have given all of your stuff to the other contestant
Local Slut (13:45:55): lol
Crater Pussy (13:45:58): Then the other contestant would have the opportunity to lose the dead guy's stuff
Crater Pussy (13:46:09): So he wins. Not the dead guy
Local Slut (13:48:09): what if we get the contestants to pitch an idea destined to fail
Local Slut (13:48:31): like a line of violins for children called "Stiff Dick's Kid Fiddler"
Barfbeito (13:48:34): "Sorry, that's actually a million dollar idea that can't fail. You fail"
Local Slut (13:49:55): this is like pre shark tank
Local Slut (13:49:58): you want to be a shark?
Local Slut (13:50:03): first you gotta swim with the whales
Local Slut (13:50:07): Whale Enclosure
Local Slut (13:51:37): Meet Josh. Successful businessman/visionary/idealist who first came up with the idea that would influence Tesla, The Nissan Leaf, Chevy Volt, and cars for generation. "Just make it run on electricity, ya idiot! feels like i'm taking crazy pills"
Local Slut (13:53:07): Meet Brian, and master of logic and mathematics that is redefining the fields of data, analytics, and more. "gas prices are too high, just make gas free lol"
Local Slut (13:53:52): Meet Marc, a PR/Marketing/Social Media whiz who is at the forefront of all technological and social changes. "Kardashian viewership is down, make Bruce a chick"
Local Slut (13:54:58): Meet Pete, a tech innovator who is years ahead of current trends and combines culture and today's latest tech breakthroughs. "iphone 7 is going to be dope"
Local Slut (13:55:07): We are Whale Enclosure
Barfbeito (13:55:56): This would be a great video
Crater Pussy (13:56:00): We'll need whale inspired nicknames.
Crater Pussy (13:56:04): Agreed
Crater Pussy (13:56:14): Blubber
Local Slut (13:56:17): When the people come in to meet us they say
Local Slut (13:56:19): Hello Whales
Local Slut (13:56:20): we reply
Local Slut (13:56:22): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Crater Pussy (13:56:40): Blow whole
Crater Pussy (13:56:59): "Sperm, lol"
Barfbeito (13:57:14): When someone's idea sucks we open the blow hole, a hole in the floor they fall through
Barfbeito (13:57:25): Then we spit water out of our mouths
Crater Pussy (13:57:57): Once all whales agree, we say in unison, "You blow"
Local Slut (13:58:29): we'd like you all to meet a very special guest
Local Slut (13:58:35): Ronald Trump, Donald Trump's brother
Local Slut (13:58:47): "Ya hired"
Crater Pussy (14:00:16): Biz Men, we blow hard
Local Slut (14:02:50): Our show is more interested in the intangible qualities that test leadership
Local Slut (14:02:59): so we have a lunch stealing challenge
Crater Pussy (14:03:40): Our metrics may be incalculable, but or success is undeniable
Crater Pussy (14:03:48): Our*
Barfbeito (14:04:01): When I'm out on idea I'm just gonna spit water at the person
Barfbeito (14:04:06): 4 spits and ya get the blow hole
Crater Pussy (14:05:04): When one of us wants to retract a blow, you have to suck up the water off their clothing
Local Slut (14:05:09): lolol
Local Slut (14:05:20): this is turning into like 90% spitting water at people
Crater Pussy (14:06:34): Isn't that the point of business. Drown the competition
Local Slut (14:07:37): now i want to film a reality show
Crater Pussy (14:14:04): The only got to ever win has a business called "Whale Tail". They're thongs with little whales on them. \n\nThat's the series finale. We all agree that, " this guy gets it".
Crater Pussy (14:14:13): Guy to ever win*
Barfbeito (21:13:42): Read your emails
Brobocop (21:14:11): Don't tell me what to do
Local Slut (21:14:19): I didn't get anything
Local Slut (21:14:25): Except for a GEICO ad
Crater Pussy (21:26:03): Sent to your yahoo account
Tuesday, 06 October 2015
Brobocop (07:16:44): For Brian
Brobocop (08:11:28): For Pete
Brobocop (08:11:56): For me
Brobocop (08:13:20): For Josh\n
Local Slut (08:17:08): Why not all go as The Pope & His Bad Bitches
Barfbeito (08:19:37): "Where the bad bitches at huh where ya hiding, i got the power to make your life so exciting" -pope francis
Barfbeito (12:52:28): None
Local Slut (12:53:26): Sick bomb ahmed
Local Slut (12:53:44): You ever spark an L in the oval office? DM me on Twitter nigga
Barfbeito (12:58:22): Follow for a follow back
Barfbeito (12:59:34): You guys read what josh sent out last night? It's pretty funny
Crater Pussy (12:59:58): It's old too
Local Slut (13:00:21): Nah didn't have time. I'll give it a gander tonight
Crater Pussy (13:01:07): The ending could use some work but it's still funny
Crater Pussy (14:50:42): None
Crater Pussy (14:51:14): Given his expertise in "Wealth accumulation", I think he could be a valuable member of the team
Local Slut (15:14:16): Shit
Local Slut (15:14:21): Let's send him an email
Local Slut (15:14:27): Do you know him?
Crater Pussy (15:14:41): No clue who the fuck he is
Local Slut (15:14:47): Perfect
Wednesday, 07 October 2015
Brobocop (10:58:48): None
Brobocop (10:58:52): Lol Crissfit
Local Slut (11:00:22): Wtf lol
Brobocop (11:01:13): She's still at it
Brobocop (11:03:38): Who thought that was a good idea. Like who is telling you that that is a good exercise.
Brobocop (16:25:57): I wrote a buzzfeed article. 8 reasons I don't care about your stupid hobbies and why you should feel bad about bogging down my news feed about how I should understand what it means to be trans galactic
Local Slut (16:31:46): I am the sun
Local Slut (16:31:56): My pronoun is Ra
Barfbeito (16:32:50): Don't work for buzz feed lol
Local Slut (16:34:01): I once interviewed for a buzzfeed competitor and it was a really weird experience
Local Slut (16:35:37): They just drink every day and play with nerf guns
Local Slut (16:35:44): And everyone is young
Local Slut (16:35:50): Sounds fun actually
Crater Pussy (21:27:43): https://youtu.be/VxTQKxyJyxw
Barfbeito (21:45:58): Is that bobcat lol
Crater Pussy (21:46:28): It's from Rick and Morty season finale
Barfbeito (21:47:27): None
Thursday, 08 October 2015
Barfbeito (18:20:08): None
Brobocop (20:35:05): I'm going as Brice Wayne for Halloween. I think josh should be my tali al ghul
Crater Pussy (20:35:39): What's he supposed to look like
Brobocop (20:35:57): It's a she
Brobocop (20:36:12): Think sexy female assassin and the only one batman truly loved.
Brobocop (20:36:18): And he let joker kill her
Brobocop (20:38:10): Brian can be Jason Todd and Pete Dock Grayson
Crater Pussy (20:38:33): I don't know who any of these people are
Brobocop (20:39:20): Bruce Wayne is a fictional character in the comic series batman
Brobocop (20:39:25): It's kinda obscure I don't know if you have heard it
Friday, 09 October 2015
Barfbeito (00:02:38): http://www.theonion.com/article/impressive-new-hire-figures-out-bare-minimum-work--51497
Brobocop (11:19:46): A front runner ladies and gentleman
Barfbeito (11:20:02): Lol I just saw that
Barfbeito (11:20:23): RIP Ben Carsons chances
Local Slut (11:22:36): well he's not wrong
Local Slut (11:22:44): the holocaust would be even more diminished if the jews had lightsabers
Local Slut (11:23:12): and imagine if the jews had iron man suits
Barfbeito (11:42:48): Or sweet clocks
Brobocop (11:52:09): What's his charisma lol
Crater Pussy (19:44:13): Did you guys know that Sandy is the manager at park ave Diner?
Local Slut (19:48:21): How did that happen lol
Crater Pussy (19:48:43): She said she's been working there for 6 months
Local Slut (19:49:05): Oh cool, good for her. Now I got a solid fries hook up
Brobocop (19:49:34): I'm a god to several small island nations. You guys don't see me bragging
Barfbeito (21:45:08): Yea she works like 3 jobs now lol
Saturday, 10 October 2015
Brobocop (15:15:32): None
Brobocop (19:54:15): Dat nigga hi
Sunday, 11 October 2015
Local Slut (13:10:39): I used to love that show
Local Slut (13:10:48): I forgot all about it
Local Slut (13:17:05): None
Brobocop (14:06:24): I guess I'm not from NJ
Crater Pussy (14:08:18): Bitch, you never ate uncooked hot dogs and cheese over cereal?
Crater Pussy (14:11:35): Who's down for walking dead?
Brobocop (14:12:11): I just got this
Crater Pussy (14:13:13): Who reads books, nerd
Local Slut (14:16:30): I'll watch tonight
Local Slut (14:16:43): Also David Wong is the guy who used to write for cracked right?
Local Slut (14:16:48): I liked his stuff
Crater Pussy (14:21:13): Anyone ever read Y: The Last Man?
Local Slut (14:25:42): No but I always see it on recommended lists for graphic novels
Crater Pussy (14:26:19): Thinking of buying the first book to see how it is
Local Slut (14:26:32): Let me know if you like it
Barfbeito (14:27:38): Can't walking dead tonight
Crater Pussy (17:35:57): You guys know this was a thing?
Local Slut (18:06:12): I need this
Local Slut (19:21:23): http://i.imgur.com/CSVpDJg.jpg
Monday, 12 October 2015
Brobocop (07:29:07): None
Local Slut (07:32:52): Power
Local Slut (09:43:54): Happy Columbus day, do you guys want to go rape some natives to celebrate later? \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Barfbeito (09:45:20): You know Oklahoma of all places officially changed it from Columbus day to indigenous people day
Brobocop (09:46:23): Guess who just got 942 dollars from Uncle Sam for doing nothing
Brobocop (09:49:21): Dirty slutty whores are on Uncle Sam today boys
Barfbeito (09:50:01): Suck on that government teat
Local Slut (09:54:22): Shit I want unemployment now
Crater Pussy (17:31:33): Who's down to watch the debate tomorrow?
Brobocop (17:32:03): None
Crater Pussy (17:33:01): Please refrain from all sports references
Barfbeito (17:33:20): I'm down
Brobocop (17:33:28): Sorry I forgot you were a communist
Crater Pussy (17:33:58): Socialist, there's a minor difference
Brobocop (17:34:19): Your right. It's the color scheme
Brobocop (17:34:55): None
Local Slut (17:37:06): You don't know who chase utley is?
Brobocop (17:37:23): At least from always sonny josh
Barfbeito (17:37:34): That's the reason I know him lol
Crater Pussy (17:38:03): Broke a leg or some shit
Barfbeito (17:38:31): Look at the big brain on josh
Crater Pussy (17:39:33): I'm modest
Brobocop (17:40:49): He broke Tejadas leg on Saturday after a dirty slide. He is suspended but is appleinf
Local Slut (17:47:12): Too many players in the mlb
Brobocop (17:48:36): 9 on the field
Local Slut (17:49:57): Like 40 a team tho
Brobocop (17:50:20): Yea but it's not bad
Brobocop (17:50:28): Look at footy
Brobocop (17:50:33): The clock goes up
Brobocop (17:50:43): Fucking commies
Local Slut (17:51:53): Soccer is an exercise in futility
Barfbeito (18:04:15): Say what you want about soccer
Barfbeito (18:04:25): Seriously say whatever since no one in this country gives a shit about it
Brobocop (18:05:09): I like the Fifa trials
Tuesday, 13 October 2015
Local Slut (08:58:23): Playboy announced they will no longer feature nudity lol
Barfbeito (08:59:32): Finally I can just read the articles in peace
Brobocop (10:07:26): Brian remember when that black lady flipped shot because the macdonalds ice cream machine broke. Well that's a thing apparently. Black peoples being up in arms over broken icecream
Barfbeito (10:17:42): Lol did it happen again
Barfbeito (10:17:52): I like how she predicted I was about to break or turn off and it did
Brobocop (10:18:42): There is an article about it
Barfbeito (10:19:39): Post it
Barfbeito (11:58:22): None
Barfbeito (12:02:39): Donald Trump retreated a video someone from /pol/ made about how you can stump the trump, includes many call of duty and 420 references lol
Barfbeito (12:03:00): http://m.imgur.com/a/yASeM
Barfbeito (12:03:22): http://m.imgur.com/a/yASeM
Crater Pussy (12:04:10): What did you just send?
Barfbeito (12:04:34): It's an imgur album that doesn't seem to be working
Barfbeito (12:04:57): http://i.imgur.com/O491CQa.jpg
Barfbeito (12:05:21): And the video https://youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0
Brobocop (12:13:04): None
Brobocop (13:03:04): You guys ever give a girl a suicide bomb?
Crater Pussy (13:05:26): Go on\u2026
Brobocop (13:06:25): It's when you dump on her chest and wipe it off with pages of the Quran
Barfbeito (13:07:03): The inverted Mecca Steamer
Brobocop (19:24:49): Magellan died today
Crater Pussy (19:26:24): Sorry man
Brobocop (19:27:17): Thanks man. He got pretty sick and I'm glad he went quick
Barfbeito (19:34:24): I'm sorry man he was awesome
Brobocop (19:38:15): Thanks man. He was pretty legit.
Local Slut (19:50:33): Damn too soon. Sorry Marc
Brobocop (19:57:54): Thanks Pete
Brobocop (20:13:05): Lighter note. Accidentally ran a red light today
Barfbeito (20:14:19): Nice I accidentally ran a stop sign on saturday
Barfbeito (20:14:48): And ran a few on purpose too B)
Local Slut (20:15:30): Damn 420
Barfbeito (20:17:47): Also anyone wants to make a few extra bucks part time for my dad's campaign making signs/phone calls for 10 an hour let me know
Barfbeito (20:35:04): http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/report-slamming-boss-against-wall-shouting-cash-i-need-more-cash-still-leading-tactic-for-securing-raise-2185
Wednesday, 14 October 2015
Brobocop (17:15:55): Halloween. What we doing
Crater Pussy (17:16:32): Business
Brobocop (17:16:50): Duh. Let's all go as fictional billinars
Brobocop (17:17:01): I'm goin as Bruce Wayne.
Brobocop (17:17:06): Who wants tony stark
Brobocop (17:17:10): Oliver Queen
Crater Pussy (17:17:26): The cuck
Barfbeito (17:17:54): I'll be Lincoln chafee
Local Slut (17:37:55): I won't be around on Halloween
Local Slut (17:38:18): Going to a concert with my brother for his birthday on the 30th then I'll be in south jersey on the 31st
Barfbeito (19:00:47): Got a message after winning 2-0 in fifa
Barfbeito (19:01:17): None
Brobocop (22:26:27): Everyone keeps posting against bullying. Bullies feeling matter too
Thursday, 15 October 2015
Brobocop (11:19:54): We should all work out together soon
Crater Pussy (11:25:27): Brian intimidates me too much. I'll feel insecure
Local Slut (11:25:47): Same here, he makes me feel like less of a man
Brobocop (11:27:05): Okay good I'm not the only one then
Barfbeito (11:27:18): \ufffd
Barfbeito (11:27:54): I can do 10 boy pushup \ufffd
Brobocop (11:28:47): Oh shit. I can't even count that high
Brobocop (11:29:10): \ufffd
Barfbeito (11:30:12): That's why I majored in counting, to intimidate physically and mentally
Crater Pussy (11:30:56): \ufffd
Crater Pussy (11:31:12): \ufffd
Barfbeito (11:31:46): Gonna fuck that jive turkey?
Brobocop (11:32:12): We are all like twigs. But Brian is more then one of us. He is the mighty Faggot
Crater Pussy (16:20:03): It's Nate night
Barfbeito (16:20:38): At late night?
Crater Pussy (16:21:09): With the mates
Barfbeito (16:21:47): On date night with mates to watch nate late
Crater Pussy (16:22:15): Great
Barfbeito (18:03:52): Lori said hamza is trying to work for uber
Barfbeito (18:04:02): What is he having a problem downloading the app
Crater Pussy (18:12:09): I would never get into a car with him
Local Slut (18:39:16): What if you wanted to score some H
Crater Pussy (18:44:29): You can get horse meat elsewhere
Local Slut (18:45:40): Yo man you got that good Secretariat shit?
Barfbeito (19:04:02): http://i.imgur.com/eCojkvg.jpg
Local Slut (19:04:45): I have so many questions
Barfbeito (19:08:51): None
Local Slut (19:15:21): Friendzoned again
Friday, 16 October 2015
Crater Pussy (00:03:36): I'm gonna write a book to be released next year:\n\nMargulies 2040: I'm Running for President\n\nI intend to start campaigning now. If individuals donate $1 every year, I'll have enough money to run
Local Slut (00:15:41): You've got my vote
Barfbeito (07:12:23): You're using it to do high risk high frequency trades on currency exchange rates and bit coin
Barfbeito (07:13:23): I had a dream I around a bunch of scientologist and at first I was making fun or them but by the end I was one of them
Brobocop (08:07:13): That's how they recruit. Brian is a weak minded sheep. He doesn't even own a fedora
Brobocop (08:08:02): You guys wanna do something tonight. I got the unemployment burning a hikt
Local Slut (08:52:22): What do you guys want to do?
Barfbeito (09:53:56): Zach may or may not be home tonight
Local Slut (10:08:23): That fucking whore
Local Slut (10:40:32): would you guys potentially want to see steve jobs?
Local Slut (10:40:35): the movie not the corpse
Brobocop (10:46:48): I have 0 interest in seeing that movie
Brobocop (10:52:06): I don't like bio pics that I know the story of it already
Barfbeito (11:35:43): We get it, he's an asshole
Brobocop (11:39:22): We get it. Wozniak did everything. Just like Jack Kirby
Barfbeito (11:40:01): We get it, you vape
Brobocop (11:41:28): None
Barfbeito (11:44:36): Zach ain't coming back today
Local Slut (11:48:04): Guess who's back, it ain't Zach
Barfbeito (12:07:59): You guys see Black Mass?
Local Slut (12:08:29): My barber said it was great lol
Barfbeito (12:10:21): I heard the same
Barfbeito (12:10:32): From my barber
Local Slut (12:22:24): It's a barber movie
Brobocop (15:12:47): Wanna go mini golfing.
Crater Pussy (15:20:55): Only if we put money on it
Crater Pussy (15:21:18): $1 per hole, each.
Crater Pussy (15:21:42): Winner of the hole takes the pool for that hole
Local Slut (15:21:54): I'll put money on iy
Barfbeito (15:22:01): Interesting. What time you guys be around? Haley will be over my place around 730 I'm free after that.
Barfbeito (15:22:06): I'd put money on it
Local Slut (15:22:07): Winner earns the title of Little Holes
Crater Pussy (15:22:08): $5 buy in to be given to the overall winner
Barfbeito (15:22:15): Mr. Holes
Barfbeito (15:22:36): So 23 bucks total possible lost? That seems fine with me
Crater Pussy (15:22:40): I doubt we can mini golf around here at 730
Local Slut (15:23:01): I'm going to the gym after work and then I can come thru as the kids say
Local Slut (15:23:21): So I can prob be in edison by 7:30
Barfbeito (15:23:24): Monster mini golf is open till 11
Local Slut (15:23:34): Is that on 22?
Barfbeito (15:23:47): Google says route 1
Barfbeito (15:24:06): It'd an indoor course
Barfbeito (15:24:09): Monster themed
Brobocop (15:24:14): We had one in Pittsburgh. If you ever wanted to drop acid. That's they place
Barfbeito (15:25:16): Yea it looks like that lol
Barfbeito (15:25:19): Someone bring a flask
Crater Pussy (15:28:37): My dad's birthday so I'll probably have to go out for dinner. Not sure when I'll be back
Barfbeito (15:29:16): Aight
Barfbeito (15:29:24): That answers my other question about dinner lol
Brobocop (15:33:02): Ill eat
Local Slut (15:35:21): I'm going out with josh's family for dinner so I'll catch up with you guys
Brobocop (15:35:51): So it's settle. Dinner in Josh's family
Local Slut (15:35:58): Where are we eating tonight fam
Local Slut (15:36:30): I hope it's olive garden
Crater Pussy (15:37:01): Little Caesar's
Barfbeito (15:40:14): Some true Italiano
Barfbeito (15:40:55): How bout outback it's on route 1 near the place
Barfbeito (15:41:02): Or quaker steak and lube for the same reason
Local Slut (19:04:55): Gonna shower then head to e town
Barfbeito (19:05:16): Sweet
Barfbeito (19:05:28): Haleys coming obviously but lori is coming too
Local Slut (19:05:57): Loooooori!!! Quarlllll
Crater Pussy (19:07:48): I'm only coming if ham sandwich comes too
Barfbeito (19:08:09): She just asked me to check my Xbox friends list to see if someone was on
Barfbeito (19:08:13): I think it was for him lol
Brobocop (19:09:00): I don't want him there
Brobocop (19:14:16): I'll head over now
Barfbeito (19:19:39): Sweet
Barfbeito (19:19:43): Don't worry he's not coming
Local Slut (19:26:50): I'm leaving Union now, be there in 20
Barfbeito (19:57:56): Where y'all at
Local Slut (19:58:19): Stopped at xvs on Inman cause there is a train. Shitload of traffic for some reason
Local Slut (19:58:24): CVS*
Barfbeito (19:58:38): Aight
Saturday, 17 October 2015
Local Slut (09:25:40): Settlers was really fun, we should play again another time
Crater Pussy (12:55:36): Definitely. Now that you know the strategy it'll be much easier next time. The walking dead game was fun too
Crater Pussy (12:56:00): Also, Lori won
Local Slut (12:58:09): How
Crater Pussy (13:00:23): She went unchecked and kept building settlements without anyone knowing
Local Slut (14:00:31): Classic Lori
Barfbeito (14:01:16): She cucked us all
Brobocop (20:58:41): None
Barfbeito (21:00:30): Text back midfielder
Crater Pussy (21:01:14): Not CMO@
Crater Pussy (21:01:20): ?*
Sunday, 18 October 2015
Local Slut (14:56:29): TWD tonight?
Crater Pussy (15:36:31): I'm down
Barfbeito (15:47:37): I can't
Crater Pussy (15:47:58): You cunt
Local Slut (15:48:34): Son of a bitch
Local Slut (22:07:08): you missed a good one brian
Local Slut (22:07:11): joke's on YOU
Monday, 19 October 2015
Brobocop (05:48:23): Amazon is sueing 1,000 retailers for fake reviews. Steve has to watch out
Crater Pussy (05:50:46): They're suing people posting ads on fiver saying they'll review Amazon products for a fee. At least that's how I understand it. Why the fuck are you awake?
Brobocop (05:56:17): Gym man. Why are you up ?
Crater Pussy (05:57:27): Unemployed Insomniac
Brobocop (05:58:43): Hit the gym
Local Slut (07:03:28): You guys get up earlier than me
Barfbeito (07:30:31): Yaa me too lol
Brobocop (07:55:56): Gotta get up early to get my unemployment check before them there niggers get it
Local Slut (07:59:21): Then it's off to the strip club
Brobocop (07:59:45): For the breakfast buffet
Local Slut (08:02:37): My brother is wearing two jackets
Local Slut (08:03:00): He looks like a homeless guy
Barfbeito (08:15:20): It protects his inner coat
Brobocop (09:39:20): Give me your pants. Now give me your other pants
Crater Pussy (13:46:03): https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/squanchify/kbmlldlmbfcejlgflijfedcbncnpbbjj?hl=en-US&gl=US
Brobocop (21:42:18): http://beerandbrewing.com/VFqm-TEAADQAK9vG/article/craft-beer-pairings-for-halloween-candy-2015-update?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=social
Brobocop (21:42:29): Have at it you filthy animals
Local Slut (22:31:34): I never thought about a beer pairing with pop rocks
Crater Pussy (22:32:59): Probably for good reason
Tuesday, 20 October 2015
Local Slut (08:11:10): http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/dating-bad-boys-vs-dating-one-bad-man-2770?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
Brobocop (10:49:45): Guys. I think I'm trans cold steel the hedge hog. Deep down I always thought I was in the sonic military
Barfbeito (10:51:49): Nothing personell marc
Brobocop (10:54:56): Deep down. I have always loved jenco jeans and nine inch nails
Barfbeito (11:05:05): Man I wanna be trans something it seems like all the rage
Local Slut (11:12:04): I want to be transracial
Local Slut (11:12:57): None
Crater Pussy (14:24:27): Cutting my hair tomorrow
Barfbeito (14:24:37): Bout fucking time
Crater Pussy (14:25:51): Way too much maintenance. Bitches are crazy.
Local Slut (14:26:27): Don't give in
Crater Pussy (14:26:48): To what?
Barfbeito (14:27:06): Societal pressures
Crater Pussy (14:28:15): fsociety
Local Slut (14:29:08): Keep the mane
Crater Pussy (14:29:14): Think I'm having Thanksgiving dinner with a writer for that show on ABC fresh off the boat
Crater Pussy (14:29:27): Nah, it's way too much work
Barfbeito (14:29:42): Tell him that show sucks dick
Local Slut (14:29:49): Tell him I said ching chong
Barfbeito (14:29:50): You'd rather watch the big banks theory
Local Slut (14:30:16): Tell him there are too many Asians in the media
Local Slut (14:30:27): Not enough Jews
Local Slut (14:30:40): You'll have a lot to say
Brobocop (15:22:43): So I ordered this little guy
Local Slut (15:23:45): Magellan's legacy lives on
Barfbeito (15:24:09): Looks bad ass
Brobocop (15:24:25): I just couldn't keep staring at his empty cage
Brobocop (15:24:42): Plus Magellan would want me to get another one
Barfbeito (15:24:47): Work today
Local Slut (15:39:54): Living the dream
Local Slut (15:40:27): And an empty spreadsheet to suggest limitless possibilities to your boss
Brobocop (15:41:53): Draw a dick
Barfbeito (16:04:53): Radar mode engaged
Brobocop (17:48:34): So I need a name for the little giy
Crater Pussy (17:51:01): Connor
Crater Pussy (17:51:08): Blake
Crater Pussy (17:51:27): Troy
Brobocop (17:51:51): I was thinking Fuego. NiggaFaggot or Donald Trump
Crater Pussy (17:51:53): Brett
Crater Pussy (17:52:21): Why not Ben Carson
Local Slut (17:52:31): Mark Cuban
Crater Pussy (17:52:47): Fidel
Crater Pussy (17:53:00): Or just Castro
Barfbeito (18:00:23): B-Lizard
Brobocop (18:01:16): Nah. That's what they call you Brian. B-Karabinchak
Crater Pussy (18:08:05): How about 2
Wednesday, 21 October 2015
Brobocop (10:54:33): This pic to douche to put on Facebook?
Barfbeito (10:56:20): Save that shit for insta
Barfbeito (10:56:40): Where the fit families live
Brobocop (10:59:49): None
Local Slut (11:03:29): damn that is a really big difference
Local Slut (11:03:58): seriously, you look good. this the thinnest youve been since HS?
Local Slut (11:04:15): also i'd put it on FB, why not
Brobocop (11:04:31): It's hard to say. I was 215 in highschool. But I didn't have any muscle in highschool. Now I'm a freak beast
Local Slut (11:05:38): what are you at now
Brobocop (11:06:00): 260
Local Slut (11:07:23): lets lift again soon
Brobocop (11:07:37): We should all lift together
Local Slut (11:07:47): in a circle
Local Slut (11:08:03): if we all hold hands and lift together we can bench over 1000lbs
Crater Pussy (11:09:43): Damn son
Barfbeito (11:12:05): Damn dude good shit
Barfbeito (11:12:27): I can't wait till I can post a noticeable transformation Tuesday and collect those Internet likes
Local Slut (11:12:57): your problem may be that you dont have any fat guy pictures brian
Local Slut (11:13:05): theres nothing of you wearing an extra small shirt with mustard stains on it
Brobocop (11:15:53): Pete that's inventive. Brian is trans fat. He was skinny on the outside. But Fat the inside.
Barfbeito (11:16:14): And also Latino on the inside but as a in on the outside
Barfbeito (11:16:28): Also my house is officially the crazy cat house according to my mom
Barfbeito (11:16:39): None
Brobocop (11:16:45): Sounds slutty
Brobocop (11:16:59): Mad pussy hanging around
Local Slut (11:17:19): jesus christ
Local Slut (11:17:30): has lori gone too far
Local Slut (11:17:42): i didnt even know there were this many stray cats in edison lol
Barfbeito (11:19:39): I think it's cause we have one hostage
Barfbeito (11:19:46): They're holding a lay in
Local Slut (11:22:45): does that cat walk around your house now
Barfbeito (11:23:56): Nah its still in a cage, sleeps in its litter box. My dad actually held him last night think he feels bad though cause lori doesn't play with it/hold it as much as she should
Local Slut (11:24:24): i thought lori was obsessing over these cats lol
Barfbeito (11:25:53): She plays more with the outside ones now lol
Barfbeito (11:25:57): He already had nugget
Barfbeito (11:26:02): She wants cat novelty
Local Slut (11:26:52): don't we all
Barfbeito (12:18:35): I just heard my boss rip ass through the floor boards
Crater Pussy (12:22:01): Like he did a full squat with the intent of you hearing it? He better have
Barfbeito (12:22:24): Idk what he did but I heard it loud and clear
Barfbeito (12:22:47): If he didn't that's even more impressie, more distance to cover plus the silencer effect of the chair to overcome
Barfbeito (15:49:29): None
Barfbeito (15:49:33): Ok this has gone too far
Brobocop (15:51:17): Yea you need to call animal control. Lori bit off more then she can chew
Crater Pussy (15:53:07): That a chipmunk?
Barfbeito (15:53:25): Looks like it
Brobocop (15:55:09): Field mouse
Brobocop (15:55:17): Chipmunks don't have long tails
Thursday, 22 October 2015
Brobocop (07:34:03): None
Local Slut (08:18:09): Cool clock obama
GroupMe (08:18:44): Local Slut changed the group's name to Kissless Virgins Support Group
GroupMe (08:21:44): Brobocop changed the group's avatar
Brobocop (08:33:15): None
GroupMe (08:35:42): Barfbeito changed name to Brony With A Bony
Brony With A Bony (09:34:46): None
Local Slut (09:39:21): It is time to build that wall
Brobocop (10:18:50): The wall isn't to protect us from Mexico. It's to protect Mexico from the Trump
Brobocop (10:20:04): None
Local Slut (10:21:13): What's his name
Brobocop (10:26:01): Haven't given him one yet
Brony With A Bony (10:26:27): Call him Doggy
Brony With A Bony (10:27:03): Then you can ask people if they want to see your doggy
Local Slut (10:29:38): Name him Ferdinand in honor of Magellan
Crater Pussy (14:26:55): Got it, Trogdor
Crater Pussy (14:27:32): Also, who's down for late night with their mates on Nate night?
Local Slut (14:34:05): Is that tonight?
Brony With A Bony (14:39:00): Can't gotta go to haleys tonight. I may watch and be with you in spirit though
Brony With A Bony (14:40:22): Also I think told you all but just so you know haleys dad suffered a pulmonary embolism and is in RWJ. They caught it early and are going to prescribe him blood thinner pills or shots, they're just keeping an eye on him still though.
Brobocop (21:53:05): None
Friday, 23 October 2015
Local Slut (11:25:32): you gay homos doing anything tonight? i'll be in edison
Brobocop (11:31:02): I'm doing you
Brobocop (11:31:36): You guys wanna meet spike?
Crater Pussy (12:41:00): I'm down for something
Crater Pussy (12:41:35): If I'm a gay homo, is that like a double negative or some shit?
Crater Pussy (12:41:44): What would that make me?
Brony With A Bony (12:41:54): It'd make you gay you homo
Brony With A Bony (12:42:06): Not that there's anything wrong with that
Brobocop (12:43:41): Who's down for a cartwheeling 69
Brobocop (12:43:55): The dicks in your mouth gives extra support
Crater Pussy (12:44:34): Indoors or outdoors? It's getting cold out
Brobocop (13:18:32): Both
Crater Pussy (13:22:15): You guys hear this new theory that Ben afleck isn't batman?
Crater Pussy (13:22:35): He's deathstroke. Marc, thoughts?
Local Slut (13:26:37): Isn't there pictures of him as batman though
Brobocop (13:29:37): What evidence does the death stroke side present ?
Local Slut (13:30:58): batman says "just stroke it" at the end of the trailer
Crater Pussy (13:31:59): There's apparently a comic Outsiders where deathstroke actually wears Batman's suit, and its much beefier than the regular suit
Brobocop (13:32:08): He isn't in the suicide squad movie. Dead shot is.
Brobocop (13:32:36): The two fought a lot. They were almost evenly matched
Brobocop (13:33:15): Slate does have gray hair while Wayne never did
Local Slut (13:33:33): As for Affleck's Batman, the theory anticipates he is in fact "DeathStroke," another version of Batman. To support the theory, the writer notes that the line "Do You Bleed? You Will" is an echo of a line from the same character in a video game: "I will make you bleed."
Brobocop (13:33:35): Theory has traction. But would never fly with the main stream audience
Local Slut (13:33:38): this theory is retarded
Crater Pussy (13:34:24): Yeah, it's completely retarded. But it would be cool
Local Slut (13:34:31): Finally the article makes note that the "v" in "Batman v Superman" is a symbol indicating the film as the fifth in the current canon. The three Nolan "Batman" films would be one through three, followed by "Man of Steel" as the fourth film in the saga.
Local Slut (13:34:41): this part might be believable
Local Slut (13:34:55): i know you guys dont play metal gear solid but they just did that this exact thing with MGSV
Local Slut (13:34:59): so it's been done in media before
Crater Pussy (13:35:10): The whole JOhn blaKE part was so stupid
Brobocop (13:35:28): Aren't you big boss in 5
Local Slut (13:35:38): theres a big twist at the end
Brobocop (13:35:42): I thought that was the whole point of that game
Crater Pussy (13:35:43): Wait, what did they do in the game?
Local Slut (13:36:05): well it's metal gear solid 5, but it's stylized as mgsv and the creators and stuff always called it mgs vee in interviews
Crater Pussy (13:36:18): Ah
Local Slut (13:36:20): then when you beat the game there is a huge twist at the end that shows you why it's called MGSV and not MGS5
Brobocop (13:36:39): Because you get AIDS ?
Crater Pussy (13:37:04): Look what I just found
Local Slut (13:37:06): of course
Crater Pussy (13:37:12): No other acting roles you say
Brobocop (13:37:22): I thought they whole story was about Big Bosses decent into madness
Brobocop (13:37:31): People don't know death stroke
Brobocop (13:37:47): But they may be take that gamble like marvel did with guardians
Local Slut (13:37:47): it has nothing to do with big boss's descent to madness lol that was just marketing bs
Local Slut (13:37:50): hmm
Local Slut (13:37:53): christian bale is 41
Local Slut (13:37:59): so its not like he is too old to be batman
Local Slut (13:38:04): becaus affleck is 43
Brobocop (13:38:26): When are they going to do a batman beyond reboot
Crater Pussy (13:38:56): That's when batman is old right, and he's training a replacement?
Brobocop (13:39:25): Yea. Terry McGenuis. There was a lot of darkness to that show
Brobocop (13:39:39): Distopian futures
Brobocop (13:39:44): The red hood
Local Slut (13:40:08): i used to like that show as a kid
Crater Pussy (15:20:07): Marc, you ever been to the Renzo Gracie place in Cranford?
Brobocop (15:20:44): I have not. I don't jump around schools yet since I'm still a little bitch when it come to gi
Crater Pussy (15:22:49): I wanna do some muy Thai. I'm also thinking of CKO
Local Slut (15:23:50): What's cko
Brobocop (15:25:04): You wanna fight or just work out?
Crater Pussy (15:26:18): Work out. I've taken a few muy Thai classes before that were a really good workout. \n\nCko is a chain kickboxing studio
Brobocop (15:27:41): I mean if you just want to work out don't do Muay Thai do cardio kickboxing. It's designed for that. 9 rounds on Main Street is pretty good from what I gear
Brobocop (15:30:38): My gym has it too but it's mostly women so Dante hoes easy on thrm
Brobocop (15:31:42): I can bring pads tonight and we can have you hit them
Crater Pussy (15:32:52): I don't know about that but I definitely want to join some kind of gym to get back into shape
Brobocop (15:33:30): Come to practice with me tomorrow if you want
Brobocop (15:33:43): I doall three classes
Crater Pussy (15:34:41): I'm not trying to roll. Just cardio really, some strength training
Brobocop (15:35:14): First class is cardio kickboxing
Brobocop (15:35:18): No cintact
Brobocop (15:35:26): Then Muay thai
Brobocop (15:35:30): Then Jitsu.
Brobocop (15:35:39): Just come to the first one
Crater Pussy (15:42:12): This 9 round thing sounds really good actually. $80/month. Unlimited sessions.
Brobocop (15:44:21): First one is free. I'd go with you. See if it's legit
Crater Pussy (15:44:59): Apparently they might also be doing a free week
Crater Pussy (15:45:06): The one in Metuchen that is
Brobocop (15:45:33): Looking it up?
Crater Pussy (15:46:36): Just spoke to the guy on the phone. He said his manager posted something about it so it may be location specific
Crater Pussy (15:48:57): gonna apply to work at Costco. I might actually soon be saying, "Welcome to Costco. I love you."
Local Slut (15:53:34): Why Costco
Brony With A Bony (16:37:54): 50k a year salary plus benefits
Brony With A Bony (16:38:07): Cashiers start at 20 an hour
Local Slut (16:42:16): You make 50k a year as a cashier? Wtf
Crater Pussy (16:42:23): Good pay and benefits. Regular schedule. \n\nI decided I'm gonna give the military another go. Air force and navy. If it doesn't work out, I'll move to Colorado
Crater Pussy (16:42:45): Then try for military in Colorado
Crater Pussy (16:43:09): I'm applying to stocker first. Then cashier
Crater Pussy (16:43:18): Less I have to deal with people the better
Local Slut (16:47:28): I don't blame you
Local Slut (16:49:27): The human race sucks
Crater Pussy (16:49:58): Yup. Especially when it comes to their money
Brony With A Bony (16:52:53): Yea costco ranks really high for employee satisfaction the ceo is a cool guy
Brony With A Bony (16:53:07): I've looked into costco too before lol
Local Slut (16:59:38): Let's all work at Costco together. They can't fire all of us
Crater Pussy (17:00:24): Marc, get a job there
Brony With A Bony (17:21:38): Welcome to costco, we love you
Brobocop (18:15:42): So fag a trona what we doing also we can't go to NB because of a huge fire
Local Slut (18:19:37): Josh look what I got, I took your suggestion
Brony With A Bony (18:19:47): I'm not around tonight sorry fellas
Crater Pussy (18:20:28): I don't think I've ever had that one. Let me know how it is
Crater Pussy (18:20:35): What about a fire?
Brobocop (18:22:30): Big fire in NB
Brony With A Bony (18:24:43): Apparently it's a synagogue that's on fire
Crater Pussy (18:27:59): It wasn't me
Local Slut (18:39:02): Well if you guys change your mind and want to hang out or play settlers or whatever I'll be around
Crater Pussy (18:40:48): None of us actually owns settlers but I'm down for something.
Brobocop (18:42:54): In down for something as well
Local Slut (18:45:52): BTW my brother is eating a can of tuna for dinner, he's like a hobo
Brony With A Bony (18:46:08): He's just focused on his gains
Crater Pussy (18:46:43): I've done that before
Crater Pussy (18:46:50): Also sardines
Brony With A Bony (18:46:55): He has the same taste in food as the feral cats in my backyard
Local Slut (18:47:23): He's just eating like a little can straight up though
Local Slut (18:47:31): It's worse than when he ate a can of beans
Crater Pussy (18:47:46): I've done that too
Crater Pussy (18:47:58): Both tuna and beans
Local Slut (18:48:11): Lol
Local Slut (18:48:20): Why not season it or put it with something
Local Slut (18:48:33): I hate cooking and even I do thay
Crater Pussy (18:48:33): Laziness
Brony With A Bony (18:49:59): Why not just heat the beans
Brony With A Bony (18:50:21): I've eaten cans of beans before but not cold lol
Crater Pussy (18:50:36): I've never eaten beans straight out of the can. Just tuna. But I've had beans for dinner
Crater Pussy (18:50:46): From a can
Local Slut (18:51:54): Oh at least you heated them
Brony With A Bony (18:52:04): I've had beans from dinner but yea I removed them from a can and heated them in a pot. Then I ate them from the pot lol
Crater Pussy (18:52:17): Exactly
Brobocop (21:56:23): None
Brony With A Bony (21:58:07): Steve in a nutshell
Crater Pussy (21:58:16): My mom has such a hard time coming to terms with all the bad shit her company did
Brony With A Bony (21:58:18): You can cure cancer with natural herbs like spinach
Brony With A Bony (21:58:42): Well she was in charge of Vioxx right
Crater Pussy (21:59:16): To some extent, but I'm talking about all the other shit
Brony With A Bony (21:59:22): Big pharma does do some messed up shit
Crater Pussy (21:59:25): Like aids medication for Africa
Brony With A Bony (21:59:58): Haley dad's blood thinners are 4k for 21 pills here but in Canada it's 65 bucks though insurance industry is also partially to blame
Crater Pussy (22:00:49): Sanders 2016
Local Slut (22:00:52): I just got back from CVS and they won't give me my medicine because my plan doesn't cover it lol and its 400 a bottle
Brony With A Bony (22:01:15): Colorado is putting a single payer system on the ballot
Crater Pussy (22:01:22): Jesus. What kind of shitty insurance does HP offer?
Local Slut (22:01:28): i took the regular plan
Local Slut (22:01:44): I think that my pills were rejected because they are not considered medically necessary
Local Slut (22:01:46): thats my guess
Local Slut (22:01:52): it's not like lipitor or something
Crater Pussy (22:02:01): Ah
Local Slut (22:02:30): so im voting sanders 2016
Local Slut (22:02:33): i want free shit
Brony With A Bony (22:02:50): It's a disgrace it's not a right
Brony With A Bony (22:03:06): It's pathetic we don't have it as a first world nation honestly
Crater Pussy (22:03:11): Socialism doesn't mean free. Just that your tax money benefits taxpayers in the ways they should
Local Slut (22:03:48): i guess
Brony With A Bony (22:04:52): I honestly am starting to hate our policies
Brony With A Bony (22:05:09): We spend an absurd amount on the military
Crater Pussy (22:05:32): Because we're the world police
Brony With A Bony (22:05:56): We wouldn't even necessarily have to raise taxes if we just change how their used but defunding the military any amount is political suicide
Local Slut (22:06:20): like thats going to happen lol
Local Slut (22:06:40): we have embassies in every nation on earth just about
Crater Pussy (22:06:44): Not necessarily. We already did and no one suffered politically. Sequestration bruh
Brony With A Bony (22:06:56): And military bases everywhere
Local Slut (22:07:25): exactly
Crater Pussy (22:07:52): Embassies doing mean shit. Bases don't mean much either. It's JSOC and the CIA having the ability to assassinate individuals
Crater Pussy (22:08:04): Which was made illegal via the church commission
Crater Pussy (22:08:27): Embassies are primarily diplomatic
Crater Pussy (22:08:38): They do house some CIA personal
Crater Pussy (22:09:46): We definitely need an infrastructure overhaul
Crater Pussy (22:10:07): And we need to conquer Canada and Mexico.
Brony With A Bony (22:10:42): We don't need military bases everywhere. You saw how we still have one in that island on Japan and the older locals aren't exactly happy about it, having a foreign military presence doesn't exactly inspire good will
Local Slut (22:12:04): yea they're all too busy committing suicide in japan
Brony With A Bony (22:12:39): Lol. Our system is so fucked up though it's terrible.
Crater Pussy (22:12:46): Agreed, but that's not as pressing a matter as drones killing people in Yemen, Somalia, Pakistan, what have you. We're only creating more hate for our country\n\nWhich is in all honestly the plan of the military industrial folks
Brony With A Bony (22:13:01): I'm walking for bernie. Y'all should too if you agree with him
Crater Pussy (22:13:17): Walking?
Brony With A Bony (22:13:20): And yea there was a day when a drone attack killed 142 children in a foreign country that escapes me now
Brony With A Bony (22:13:22): Flyering
Brony With A Bony (22:13:24): Etc
Crater Pussy (22:13:34): I'm down
Brony With A Bony (22:13:43): Door knocking possibly. Idk I signed up to volunteer
Crater Pussy (22:14:04): Hillary is gonna get the nomination but I'm down to volunteer
Brony With A Bony (22:15:31): Yea it's not even about bernie now but getting third party legitimacy for future elections
Brony With A Bony (22:15:47): Well third candidate
Local Slut (22:15:57): Are Hilary's chances that good
Crater Pussy (22:16:00): The Republican party barely exists anymore
Brony With A Bony (22:16:20): The trumplicans
Crater Pussy (22:16:20): Hillary will get the nomination
Brony With A Bony (22:16:25): She will
Brony With A Bony (22:16:36): But that's cause she's part of the system
Crater Pussy (22:16:45): Regardless of Bernie's popularity
Brony With A Bony (22:16:48): I know that sounds hippie conspiracy theory but it's true
Crater Pussy (22:16:58): It's completely true
Brony With A Bony (22:17:02): Well she is out polling him now but she is also the status quo
Crater Pussy (22:17:10): It goes beyond that though
Brony With A Bony (22:17:13): She'd be another typical demand president
Brony With A Bony (22:17:17): Democratic*
Crater Pussy (22:17:43): Every president is pretty much moderate
Crater Pussy (22:18:08): Bernie is too far left for most conservatives
Crater Pussy (22:18:26): Hillary is tolerable to an extent because of her hawkishness
Crater Pussy (22:18:46): She can at least grab some votes from conservatives
Crater Pussy (22:18:55): Imagine Hillary v trump
Crater Pussy (22:19:03): Or Hillary v rubio
Crater Pussy (22:19:31): Bush is not likely to grab the GOP nomination
Local Slut (22:19:39): i got my money on jeb
Crater Pussy (22:19:50): Losing bet
Brobocop (22:19:56): I'm writing in Batman
Crater Pussy (22:20:07): I'd vote Wayne
Brony With A Bony (22:20:12): If the party doesn't nominate Jeb who do you think? It won't be trump
Crater Pussy (22:20:48): Sadly, it could be. Otherwise, Rubio or John Casick
Crater Pussy (22:21:02): Rubio would be the GOP version of Obama
Brony With A Bony (22:21:50): I don't think trump would want it. Rubio won't get it hell drop out
Crater Pussy (22:21:52): Casich is a moderate from Ohio, a swing states
Brony With A Bony (22:22:08): Casich is a good shout though
Crater Pussy (22:22:19): He's for gay marriage, so he can get some independent and liberal votes
Crater Pussy (22:22:45): Don't count out Rubio. He's from Florida, another swing state
Crater Pussy (22:23:40): And there's a distaste for establishment candidates. Rubio is a thing, first term senator
Crater Pussy (22:23:46): Young*
Brony With A Bony (22:24:18): Too raw and easy to attack though. He holds the record for not voting in Congress and idt is moderate enough think he's more for the future
Local Slut (22:24:37): rubio might be a good pick
Local Slut (22:24:52): but jeb is from florida too right
Crater Pussy (22:25:53): Yeah, but he's got like 95% of his brothers advisors. A lot of GOP don't agree with his brothers actions
Crater Pussy (22:26:25): And he's generally boring
Brony With A Bony (22:27:11): Idk honestly in a certain way I could care less who or what happens on the GOP side
Crater Pussy (22:27:41): John huntsman should've run
Crater Pussy (22:28:03): He's someone I'd consider voting for in the GOP
Local Slut (22:28:31): i cant wait for the religious right to get out of the GOP side so i can make decisions again
Brony With A Bony (22:28:39): Lol good luck with that
Brony With A Bony (22:28:50): Evangelical is a huge voting block for the GOP
Local Slut (22:28:51): it'll happen
Local Slut (22:28:55): it's only a recent thing
Local Slut (22:29:00): our generation is generally more secular
Brony With A Bony (22:29:09): You ever been down south?
Local Slut (22:29:15): yes
Local Slut (22:29:18): still pretty secular
Local Slut (22:29:25): overall, more than other generations
Brony With A Bony (22:29:31): Even just in Maryland there were kids my age my floor going to church and the teabag party marches
Local Slut (22:29:38): i mean gay marriage was legalized what this year?
Brony With A Bony (22:29:40): Back when it started
Local Slut (22:29:59): i'm talking about overall
Brobocop (22:30:03): I go to church
Local Slut (22:30:04): and you can go to church and still be somewhat liberal
Brony With A Bony (22:30:08): It'll lessen but it's still around
Local Slut (22:30:11): socially
Local Slut (22:30:20): yea but religion on the GOP side is a recent invention
Crater Pussy (22:30:37): It began in the 1950s
Local Slut (22:31:25): i thought it was with the moral majority in the 80s
Crater Pussy (22:32:04): It's an anomaly that our country is first world, makes as much as we do, and is still so religiously inclined
Local Slut (22:32:26): for better or for worse it is just part of the country's heritage
Crater Pussy (22:32:50): That may be so, but only because kids in the 50s were then a strong voting block in the 80s
Local Slut (22:33:48): just seems like people are more socially liberal now and people only care about social issues 90% of the time
Crater Pussy (22:35:25): Socially we are obviously not liberal. Problem is liberals tend to limit their voting to presidential elections. Conservatives destroy liberals in midterm and state elections
Brony With A Bony (22:35:31): Nah remeber California voted down gay marriage not to long ago
Crater Pussy (22:35:41): Sorry, we are obviously liberal
Brony With A Bony (22:35:45): And josh is right
Brony With A Bony (22:36:10): Any off year election/one with low turnout conservatives win most of the time
Brobocop (22:36:29): I'm not liberal
Local Slut (22:36:49): socially you are more than you think i'd imagine
Crater Pussy (22:37:38): Also, gerrimandering allows the party in power to manipulate the district of their voters, thereby rigging the election.
Local Slut (22:37:58): yup it's bullshit
Crater Pussy (22:38:24): California has been very good about not being able to redistrict via gerrimandering
Crater Pussy (22:38:59): I say mandatory voting. Get taxed more if you don't
Crater Pussy (22:39:15): It's failed miserably in other countries actually
Local Slut (22:40:10): mandatory voting?
Local Slut (22:40:13): fuck that lol
Crater Pussy (22:42:00): It would never fly
Local Slut (22:42:16): if they forced me to vote i would actively campaign for trump
Crater Pussy (22:42:29): I wouldn't even advocate for it. Only 10% of citizens even know what is going on
Local Slut (22:43:26): i know i sure don't lol
Crater Pussy (22:43:54): I do wholeheartedly feel that the VP should act more like a prime minister
Crater Pussy (22:44:46): In essence the voters deciding on the leadership of one house of the legislative body
Crater Pussy (22:45:12): John Adams did it. People just didn't like him
Local Slut (22:47:24): what do you mean
Brony With A Bony (22:48:09): I do think an election should be a holiday so people can vote
Brony With A Bony (22:48:26): You marginalize poor voters who have to work instead of vote
Crater Pussy (22:48:28): Agreed.
Brony With A Bony (22:48:34): Lest they risk their job
Brony With A Bony (22:48:56): No one's gonna vote if it puts their rent or next meal at risk
Crater Pussy (22:49:13): So I'm saying that the VP, who is president of the Senate, should act more in a capacity similar to that of the Speaker of the House
Local Slut (22:49:31): assuming all poor people are properly equipped and informed to vote
Crater Pussy (22:49:40): The VP should lead the legislative agenda in the Senate
Crater Pussy (22:50:21): That's beside the point. A great number of people neglect to vote because it's too much of a financial risk to do so
Crater Pussy (22:51:11): Also, many states have stymied the ability to vote early
Local Slut (22:51:20): cant you vote early? my grandparents did that
Crater Pussy (22:51:47): Many states, no
Crater Pussy (22:52:04): And they limit the number of places where you can vote
Crater Pussy (22:52:16): Making it harder to get to the actual voting location
Crater Pussy (22:52:37): Federalism is a son of a bitch
Local Slut (22:53:29): what if hte poor people all vote for trump
Local Slut (22:53:48): you'll regret those polling busses then
Crater Pussy (22:53:59): That'd be their choice. Point is to facilitate their ability to do so
Local Slut (22:54:37): i thought it was more of an issue for old people anyway
Local Slut (22:54:46): like the polls that require a photo id for example
Brony With A Bony (22:54:56): Old people vote more than most
Brony With A Bony (22:55:05): They got nothing else going on
Brony With A Bony (22:55:27): And a lot of them are conservative
Crater Pussy (22:55:39): Actually also affects poor inner city people drastically because they don't typically dive
Crater Pussy (22:55:51): Drive*
Local Slut (22:55:57): no conservatives love to block the old vote lol
Crater Pussy (22:56:39): Also ridiculous that ex cons can't vote in most states
Brony With A Bony (22:58:17): Most old people are conservative
Brony With A Bony (22:58:40): In low turnout elections old people drill vote a lot
Brony With A Bony (22:59:00): They don't work or have other obligations so they have time to vote
Local Slut (22:59:26): old people just vote for whoever gives em handouts lol
Local Slut (22:59:40): medicaid, social security, etc
Brony With A Bony (23:00:08): Yea aarp ia strong but social values are conservative for older people
Brony With A Bony (23:00:14): Is*
Brobocop (23:00:35): Hey AARP doesn't just help old peole
Brobocop (23:00:45): They really expanded since the 80s
Brony With A Bony (23:19:48): None
Brony With A Bony (23:19:53): Old people vote the most
Local Slut (23:23:35): 2008 was a good year for voting
Brobocop (23:23:50): I wonder why
Brony With A Bony (23:24:42): Cool black guy ran for prez
Local Slut (23:26:06): cool clock obama
Local Slut (23:30:25): guys lets tackle the real issues
Local Slut (23:30:27): the real america
Local Slut (23:30:29): http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/
Local Slut (23:30:50): i want bernie sanders to talk about this
Crater Pussy (23:33:27): I like how in the article they day the say that the sausage was victimized
Crater Pussy (23:33:42): They say*
Local Slut (23:34:06): they probably put it right back on the shelves too
Brobocop (23:36:54): #yesallsuasages
Local Slut (23:40:46): now im watching ben carson clips on youtube
Local Slut (23:40:51): he can't be real lol
Local Slut (23:41:18): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB11Nd5T-Io
Crater Pussy (23:47:46): He's in it to sell books. He's the Herman Cain of 2016 and not because he's black
Crater Pussy (23:48:08): He's also leading in Iowa polls
Brobocop (23:49:03): None
Saturday, 24 October 2015
Brobocop (08:00:49): Who did this. Who put a fucking no American in this Game. USA
Local Slut (12:59:47): You guys around tonight?
Crater Pussy (13:09:23): Yeah
Brobocop (16:44:11): You guys wants to go out
Crater Pussy (16:44:52): Where to?
Brobocop (16:45:18): Well we can go to Morristown. I have never bedn
Crater Pussy (16:49:21): It's just bars
Brobocop (17:06:07): So
Crater Pussy (17:13:02): I'm not one to see the value in driving 45 minutes away to go to a bar
Brobocop (17:20:43): Well NB is played out plus Rutgers is playing tonight
Brony With A Bony (17:37:36): I'm out tonight. Haleys cousin from Vermont is in who she never met so I'm here with that still. Tomorrow is steves birthday but after his dinner don't think I'm doing anything
Crater Pussy (19:15:26): I got it, let's get gay married
Crater Pussy (19:15:37): Then go to a gun range
Crater Pussy (19:15:57): And then go karting
Crater Pussy (19:16:44): And attend municipal hearings on the toxicity of the county's water
Crater Pussy (19:17:01): Then get gay divorced
Crater Pussy (19:17:34): No prenup. I'm in it for Pete's HP $$$$
Sunday, 25 October 2015
Local Slut (11:41:08): None
Brony With A Bony (11:55:15): Fucking pivot tables bruh
Brony With A Bony (11:55:22): Also there's a new sam story
Local Slut (12:14:04): What did she do this time
Crater Pussy (12:24:24): Regale us
Crater Pussy (12:24:48): Also, walking dead?
Brobocop (12:25:32): I got a party in the city
Local Slut (12:25:44): Get crunk
Brony With A Bony (12:26:42): I want the materials first there's a text one of her friends sent to everyone she knew calling her a huge slut
Brony With A Bony (12:26:48): It was sent to Sam's mom too
Brony With A Bony (12:26:54): Loris gonna find it for me
Local Slut (12:28:19): Damn
Crater Pussy (12:28:30): Woah
Brony With A Bony (12:28:50): Yea Sam's not the only crazy one in this story
Crater Pussy (12:28:54): Did they mention the unprotected butt sex
Brony With A Bony (12:29:08): I hope I have haven't seen it yet
Brobocop (14:54:27): Where the details
Crater Pussy (14:57:48): Perhaps I can butt sex the crazy out of her
Brobocop (14:58:40): I don't know any man can
Brony With A Bony (15:25:08): Lol she just got here. There was a long ass "this friendship is over" text also sam was the less crazy one but that may change once sam tells the whole story
Crater Pussy (15:26:18): Very interesting
Brobocop (15:26:36): Take a video
Crater Pussy (15:26:50): Voice recording
Crater Pussy (16:00:30): Where the play by play?
Local Slut (16:29:52): also unrelated but would you guys want to potentially do bar trivia on wednesday, 8pm @ fox & hound?
Brony With A Bony (16:30:41): Me and haley are down for trivia and I'm trying to get the full story
Crater Pussy (16:32:19): Yeah, I'm down
Crater Pussy (16:33:52): Is our team name www.doing.biz?
Crater Pussy (16:34:00): Free advertising
Local Slut (16:34:36): it could be
Brony With A Bony (18:04:29): Sam was surprised we all remembered what happened during my grad party between her and josh lol
Brobocop (18:28:55): We all weren't drino
Crater Pussy (18:29:33): Neither was she
Local Slut (18:30:41): So did Sam do porn yet
Brobocop (18:35:37): They wouldn't want her
Crater Pussy (18:45:36): Those Miami folk would
Monday, 26 October 2015
Brobocop (08:27:28): So we never got the stroy
Brobocop (08:29:25): Also Bruce Wayne is going to be batman. Not death stroke due to the correlation to sucide squad. But I think the man Vilian is Dawn of Justice isn't superman. But doomsday
Brobocop (11:21:00): Practice tonight. Muay Thai And Cardio. Who's in?
Brony With A Bony (11:22:16): Probably working late
Local Slut (11:24:22): Can't tonight
Local Slut (12:39:58): http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/red-meat-bacon-hot-dogs-processed-meats-cause-cancer-dangerous-smoking/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=pbsofficial&utm_campaign=newshour
Brobocop (12:45:18): Well fuck. Luckily I'm a big turkey guy\n
Brony With A Bony (12:55:22): Top post on keto now lol. "...linked to 3 extra cases of bowel cancer per 100,000 adults"
Brobocop (12:59:15): I'm going with PBS over random people on the Internet
Brobocop (12:59:49): Brian for real. I gave talked to doctors. You are going to fuck up your liver
Brony With A Bony (13:00:36): 3 in 100000 adults is in the article lol
Brony With A Bony (13:00:52): And we'll see, blood results come back tomorrow I just called.
Local Slut (13:06:58): 3/100,000? i'll take those odds
Local Slut (13:07:01): i do it for yo ubacon
Crater Pussy (13:07:24): I've been saying this shit for 20 years
Brony With A Bony (13:07:41): Since you were 5 huh
Local Slut (13:08:06): my brother has been saying the same shit too lol
Crater Pussy (13:08:33): Since I was 5
Local Slut (13:08:34): probably good to lay off the processed meat and keep red meat as something eaten sparsely i guess
Crater Pussy (13:08:44): That's what I do
Brobocop (13:09:03): I only eat dinosaur meat now
Local Slut (13:10:50): jack lalanne had the right idea
Local Slut (13:10:52): if it tastes good spit it out
Crater Pussy (13:12:12): There's goes all the semen in my fridge
Local Slut (13:13:22): i guess you dont eat a lot of pineapple
Crater Pussy (13:16:23): I shit you not, CNN just put this on tv as a story they're about to run: "Report: Russians to attack the internet"
Brony With A Bony (13:16:41): Time to combine our clash forces
Local Slut (13:19:04): all of the internet or just the good parts?
Brony With A Bony (13:19:31): "Woman arrested for master baring with Jimmy dean sausage in Walmart bathroom" is humanity even worth fighting for?
Brony With A Bony (13:19:39): Masturbating*
Crater Pussy (13:19:48): No
Crater Pussy (13:19:54): We are horrible
Local Slut (13:20:12): doesn't she know that those jimmy dean sausages cause cancer?
Brobocop (13:51:18): None
Crater Pussy (14:14:10): I'm gonna have to pass on trivia this week. Republican debate is on
Local Slut (14:17:51): Really josh
Crater Pussy (14:18:20): I just realized I could DVR it
Brony With A Bony (14:18:25): Oh that's that night? I'll just dvr it
Brony With A Bony (14:18:33): Yea and it'll be on demand
Local Slut (14:18:37): youre going to spend your night watching a bunch of 50 year old men debate over what football team jesus would have rooted for
Brobocop (14:18:58): The saints duh
Brony With A Bony (14:19:03): The Patriots is the correct answer
Brobocop (14:19:04): Or the cardinals
Crater Pussy (14:19:33): What time does trivia start?
Crater Pussy (14:19:43): And what are the prizes?
Local Slut (14:19:51): no idea, no idea
Local Slut (14:19:52): watch the debate if you want lol
Crater Pussy (14:20:07): Nah, let's do trivia
Local Slut (14:20:08): honestly it will prob be funny
Crater Pussy (14:20:13): I'll watch debate after
Crater Pussy (14:20:20): They always are
Brony With A Bony (14:20:45): I want to see trump head to head with carson
Local Slut (14:21:51): watch that video i posted where ben carson says he wants a government agency to monitor colleges for extreme political bias, so he can remove federal funding
Crater Pussy (14:22:36): That's what he wants the dept of education to become
Crater Pussy (14:23:04): He in essence wants to destroy the infrastructure that allowed him to get the education he received
Brobocop (14:23:28): I'm all for that. After I get it. It should be destroyed
Local Slut (14:23:28): yeah hes a fucking retard
Local Slut (14:23:37): good point
Local Slut (14:23:56): watching a GOP debate will do nothing but offend you
Brony With A Bony (14:24:33): It can be funny too
Local Slut (14:26:49): true
Local Slut (14:27:32): or GOP debate drinking game
Crater Pussy (14:28:06): Brian and I drank a lot during the debates 4 years ago
Local Slut (14:30:03): yea but those werent nearly as fun as the GOP D Team now lol
Crater Pussy (14:30:46): Herman Cain. Rick santorum. Michelle bachman
Crater Pussy (14:31:02): Ron Paul
Brony With A Bony (14:31:30): I'd remeber smoking and watching the GOP debates lol
Crater Pussy (14:31:48): Scotch was definitely involved
Brony With A Bony (14:32:02): I wasn't say it was mutually exclusive
Brony With A Bony (14:32:05): Saying*
Crater Pussy (14:32:24): This round is far worse though with trump and Carson
Crater Pussy (14:32:41): And the sheer number of people running is embarrassing
Local Slut (14:33:57): i like the democrat guy who bragged about killing a man
Crater Pussy (14:36:37): He's no longer running as a democrat
Brony With A Bony (14:37:26): And Chafee who tried to explain a bad decision by saying it was his first day
Crater Pussy (14:38:01): He's out too
Local Slut (14:38:21): Jim webb
Local Slut (14:38:22): my boy
Crater Pussy (14:38:32): Also, O'Malley was called Carcetti to his face on the daily show
Brony With A Bony (14:39:04): It's funny cause he hates the wire
Local Slut (14:39:40): he really wanted everyone to call him Omar
Local Slut (14:41:33): btw if you guys dont want to do trivia they have it other days, only thing is that you'd all have to drive a bit otherwise because fox is the only really local bar
Crater Pussy (14:42:03): I'm down for Wednesday
Local Slut (14:42:28): i understand the need to see ben carson say that dumping thousands of tons of pollution into the air daily has zero affect on the environment or climate
Local Slut (14:42:44): http://www.joetrivia.com/index.html
Crater Pussy (15:01:57): 8pm. Let's do it
GroupMe (15:02:59): Crater Pussy changed name to Cock Juggling Thundercunt
Brobocop (21:03:37): Guess who is no longer moribly obese and just obese on the BMI scale
Brobocop (21:06:20): Also would any of you guys like to go to a reptile show with me at some point
Local Slut (21:20:08): Sure
Local Slut (21:20:19): As long as I get to hold some snakes and I don't mean the reptiles
Local Slut (21:20:30): And congrats on the obesity
Brobocop (21:20:46): Hey oh
Brony With A Bony (21:21:16): O la la and congrats next stop overweight
Brony With A Bony (21:21:56): I don't mean that sarcastically I was happy moving from obese to overweight
Brobocop (21:24:47): I do mean this sarcastically. Titties
Local Slut (21:26:13): Gotta say this seems like the skinniest ivr ever seen you
Brobocop (21:26:51): You didn't see me at fetus form. I was shredded
Tuesday, 27 October 2015
Brobocop (16:05:00): A judge ruled all beer is craft beer
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (16:05:56): It's based on output/volume. Don't see how that's gonna work
Local Slut (16:07:36): Finally I can enjoy my bud light platinum
Brony With A Bony (17:41:02): Blood test results in
Brobocop (17:41:22): And you still a faggot
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (17:41:44): How many of the herpes do you got?
Brony With A Bony (17:41:44): They said they never seen blood so smooth
Brobocop (17:41:59): Because your blood is gravy
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (17:42:22): What was this test for?
Brony With A Bony (17:42:37): Lipid profile and blood glucose to check if I was at risk for diabetes
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (17:43:03): O. Whatever happened with Steve and your dad?
Brony With A Bony (17:43:36): LDL is still high but is lower than beforre, last time my tryglercides where in the high range now there below normal which they said was really good and my blood glucose is normal so for right now I'm ok with that
Brony With A Bony (17:43:45): My dad is diabetic and my brother is prediabetic
Brobocop (17:44:16): Liver Eymnze
Brony With A Bony (17:44:18): Other than that just slightly vitamin d deficient as usual lol
Brony With A Bony (17:44:32): It was fine I was worried about it too
Brony With A Bony (17:44:49): They said only my LDL was slightly high that was it
Brony With A Bony (17:44:56): But it's moving in the right direction
Brony With A Bony (17:45:25): I'll make an excel spreadsheet of it
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (17:45:56): But the test did find that you still a faggot, right?
Brony With A Bony (17:46:07): 100%
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (17:46:23): That's my boy
Brobocop (17:47:30): My blood test came back too actually today. Everything is good expect my good cholesterol is low
Brony With A Bony (17:48:37): Blood test brothers
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (17:48:38): Fuck Lester and all his cho and ol
Brobocop (17:52:50): You aren't a fan of the Cubs Pitcher?
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (17:53:34): I've not the slightest clue what that means
Brobocop (17:54:56): Getting my viriginty back
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (17:56:28): Some serious joysticks
Brobocop (17:56:46): I got three sets
Brobocop (17:56:54): 2 d pads
Local Slut (17:57:15): So you got the d huh ;)
Local Slut (17:57:23): Let me know how halo is
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:37:50): Wanna leave for Fox around 715-730 tomorrow? Figure we get there a little early for sign up and a drink or something
Brobocop (18:39:11): Can't. The games on then
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:39:59): You're in the minority, chump
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:40:22): I'm sure the game will be on at Fox
Brobocop (18:43:17): I want watch the game
Brobocop (18:43:23): So I'm not going
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:50:09): Even if it's on at Fox?
Local Slut (18:53:33): We are going to a sports bar lol
Local Slut (18:53:54): Might be mobbed there now that I think of it tho
Brony With A Bony (18:54:15): It will be
Brobocop (18:57:12): I want to watch the game. Not play trivia with the game in the background. Pete is the Celtics were in the championship you would want to watch. Brian if Arsenal was in the cup you'd want to watch. Josh if there was an NPR podcast about craft beer you'd want to watch.
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:58:04): I want to watch the debate, but I'm recording it. I'm still down for trivia
Local Slut (19:04:49): I do get what you're saying Marc
Local Slut (19:05:03): I mean it is the mets in the world series
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (19:05:21): Eh
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (19:06:30): If Fox is gonna be packed for the game, we should call and see if they're even gonna be holding trivia tomorrow
Brony With A Bony (19:09:54): I get ya marc
Local Slut (19:10:27): We can always go on Thursday
Brobocop (19:11:03): No game Thursday
Brobocop (19:11:28): Well the Dolphins play the Pats but I can skim that
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (19:11:28): Yeah, let's do that. Who wants to watch the debate?
Local Slut (19:11:58): I might
Brony With A Bony (19:13:07): I would
Brobocop (19:40:03): Nope
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:21:37): Who are we thinking is the odds on winner of the debate tomorrow? Or who sees the biggest bump the following day
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:21:51): My money is on John casich
Brony With A Bony (21:36:51): Ben carson to crash
Brony With A Bony (21:37:08): Also I can't do Thursday my dad has a fundraiser
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:38:22): Any fun gonna be had?
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:38:35): I'm still down for Thursday trivia
Local Slut (21:56:35): Thing is you might have to go far for trivia on Thursday. Fox is the closest place to you guys and that's every Wednesday
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:57:11): Where's Thursday?
Local Slut (21:57:57): Locations for every day are here http://www.joetrivia.com/
Local Slut (21:58:22): Jessie and I have done this in west orange before
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:59:31): Thought you already has a place in mind for Thursday from the list. I'll take a look later
Local Slut (22:00:38): We need a full group anyway so someone can answer sports trivia
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (22:01:11): Definitely not me
Local Slut (22:01:42): Same
Brobocop (22:15:52): I got it
Wednesday, 28 October 2015
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (11:02:10): Apparently, the theme for tonight's debate is Jobs and the Economy. Should be a good one
Local Slut (11:02:46): Oh boy
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (11:04:12): Guarantee Trump will say that Latinos love him and that he employs thousands of them
Local Slut (11:05:22): Latinos love him! Doctors HATE him!
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (11:06:01): Good thing there's a doctor on stage. Let the hate flow through you
Local Slut (11:06:54): Ben Carson is the devil
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (11:08:37): The devil is significantly more intelligent
Local Slut (11:09:33): the man wants to turn the department of education into the Thought Police
Brony With A Bony (11:13:05): He's leading trump now on iowa
Brony With A Bony (11:13:09): In*
Brony With A Bony (11:13:19): Truly makes me believe anything is possible
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (11:13:52): He's leading in national polling
Local Slut (11:13:57): Time to campaign for Trump
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (11:14:10): NYT poll yesterday
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (13:00:12): Breaking bad season 6 behind filming in December. Walt is in DEA custody, then breaks out of prison. Huge manhunt for Jesse
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (13:00:19): Begins*
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (13:00:43): http://nbc.com.co/vince-gilligan-announces-breaking-bad-season-6-begins-shooting-december-2015-walt-did-not-die/
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (13:02:07): Nevermind. This is a joke
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (13:02:18): Some game NBC site
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (13:02:21): Fake*
Local Slut (13:03:12): On a related note josh did you hear all the theories about the death last week on the walking dead and how that character is still alive
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (13:04:13): I didn't read anything, but it was curious when they didn't show the character's full body in the shot.
Brobocop (17:25:16): Get Halo you Faggot
Local Slut (17:25:50): But I didn't like 4
Brobocop (17:26:27): It doesn't matter what you like
Brobocop (17:26:33): You buy it like a good American
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:20:52): Debate starts at 8. Pete and Brian, you're down to watch, right?
Local Slut (18:28:48): Debating if I want to drive to edison or not cuz of the weather lol
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:30:06): Understandable
Brony With A Bony (18:40:43): I am
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:42:37): Cool
Brony With A Bony (18:45:03): Well maybe actually I just got off work idk if I want to spend my time on people definitely not voting for
Local Slut (18:47:30): It's not like Trump and carson will sway your opinions tonight
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:53:54): Let's be honest, you're not gonna vote for Hillary, you're voting against Trump or whoever the GOP nominates
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:54:23): Plus, it's a fucking shit show
Brony With A Bony (18:54:59): I'm not voting for Hillary either she's terrible. Hates freedom
Brony With A Bony (18:55:41): A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:58:26): Bernie ain't getting the nomination. You're probably voting Hillary
Brony With A Bony (18:59:27): I'm voting sanders whether or not he's nominated it's the fact that there isn't a viable third party candidate that causes so many problems
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:59:47): I'm voting Bernie too
Brony With A Bony (19:00:24): Getting scared to vote for Hillary because then the GOP wins plays into both parties interest in keeping the two party status quo
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (19:14:37): Fareed zakaria did an interesting piece on if the US were a parliamentary system like Canada, which has a viable third party
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (19:15:23): It can be argued that the tea party and libertarians are their own parties
Brobocop (19:42:39): I want a dictatorship. Make things simple
Local Slut (19:43:24): I'm sick of this voting shit
Brony With A Bony (19:44:21): Yea once every 4 years? I'm not a fucking leap year
Local Slut (19:45:38): Now the Jews want to become president too
Brony With A Bony (19:46:21): I miss the days when the person I didn't want to be president was another white guy
Local Slut (19:47:08): Here's a brain buster for you, is it racist to not vote for Ben carson?
Local Slut (19:47:35): "no thanks, we already had one black president"
Brony With A Bony (19:50:00): We filled out quote for 2 centuries
Brony With A Bony (19:50:03): Quota*
Local Slut (19:50:46): i won't be satisfied until our president is a vietnamese transgendered lesbian in a wheelchair
Brony With A Bony (19:51:44): I won't be till its an illegal immigrants who finally took America's greatest job
Brony With A Bony (19:51:56): And he does it for 10 dollars an hour
Local Slut (19:53:48): illegal immigrants? I think you mean multicultural cosmopolitans currently not official members of the US
Brobocop (20:08:37): You mean sand niggers
Local Slut (21:18:12): Why are the republicans still talking about gay marriage like its still an issue lol
Brony With A Bony (21:18:29): What are they saying
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:18:41): Honestly, CNBC is doing a pretty shitty job
Brony With A Bony (21:18:58): Are they bring asked if they would revoke it/the supreme court acting as law makers
Local Slut (21:19:00): Calling out Carson for using a product by a gay friendly company or something. This debate is retarded
Local Slut (21:19:13): Nope they are just saying dumb shit
Local Slut (21:24:03): rubio is a little shit
Local Slut (21:26:11): also i love trump
Local Slut (21:26:17): he just flings shit constantly
Brony With A Bony (21:28:48): What did trump say
Local Slut (21:29:19): he just keeps denying what people are quoting him as saying
Local Slut (21:29:24): and yelling at rubio lol
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:30:18): Rubio will probably end up winning the debate. Or Cruz
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:30:30): Cruz is the scariest of them all
Local Slut (21:31:17): ben carson reminds me of a kid who was daydreaming in class and then the teacher calls on him to answer a question and he has to make something up on the spot
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:32:54): It's a fucking joke that half of these questions are even asked. The President can't get any of this shit done. President doesn't draft policy
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:33:07): They sign shit into law. And control the military
Local Slut (21:33:47): yea but this is the same at all debates
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:34:54): There's ten of them on stage all fighting for a sound bite
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:35:11): You can't have a debate in 30 second intervals
Local Slut (21:35:30): true
Local Slut (21:35:36): chris christie didnt even talk yet lol
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:36:04): He has a few times. He just talks about Hillary
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:36:22): My boy kasich shit the bed
Local Slut (21:36:23): and how much he likes to eat at the boardwalk
Local Slut (21:36:42): i forgot mike CUCKabee is even running
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:37:17): Half of these people are running a book campaign
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:37:52): Carson halted his Iowa campaign to sell books
Local Slut (21:38:02): yea same with rubio
Local Slut (21:38:22): not a bad idea though because only two or three prob will be considered for a nomination anyway
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:39:47): Kasich completely deflected on weed. And mentioned overdoses
Local Slut (21:39:58): now let me talk about income inequality lol
Local Slut (21:40:18): he's probably thinking "shit they know i'm high"
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:40:33): And Ohio, the state he's governor of has recreational on the ballot next week
Local Slut (21:40:49): what the fuck is he talking about
Local Slut (21:40:56): he didnt answer the question
Brony With A Bony (21:41:23): Who kasich?
Local Slut (21:41:28): yea
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:41:28): He dodged his first question too
Brony With A Bony (21:41:36): Is he down with the sickness now?
Local Slut (21:41:36): they asked him what he thought about legalization
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:41:37): Current Ohio governor
Local Slut (21:41:43): and he started talking about income inequality
Local Slut (21:41:48): and went on a rant till commercial
Brony With A Bony (21:41:54): I saw Fiorina avoid the question about taxing Internet stores earlier
Local Slut (21:42:07): i hate politicans
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:42:40): Most of them.
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:42:45): There some good ones
Local Slut (21:43:01): trump is the only one who is not saying politican crap
Local Slut (21:43:15): deflecting questions and going on single mom rants
Brony With A Bony (21:43:26): That's why a lot of people like trump lol
Brony With A Bony (21:43:35): He's the opposite of the cookie cutter politician
Local Slut (21:43:40): i have to say his views are fucked up but he is by far the best one there
Brony With A Bony (21:44:11): He used to be a huge liberal too
Local Slut (21:44:50): my nigga
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:45:05): The only other one running that sounds genuine when he speaks is Rick santorum, as sad as it is to say
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (21:45:26): Cruz is the furthest thing from it
Local Slut (21:46:38): rubio has some big ass ears
Local Slut (21:55:08): ohio guy is my least favoriie guy up there, i want to punch him right in his suck hle
Local Slut (21:55:10): hole
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (22:04:50): Huckabee just said cute Alzheimer's and cancer to help keep medicare going
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (22:04:59): Cure*
Brony With A Bony (22:16:56): Wow
Local Slut (22:18:21): Trump is a god
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (22:20:26): I feel like in the future, there shouldn't be 10 debates or whatever it is. It should be a week or month long event. Like debate playoffs or something. Head to head debates. \n\nOtherwise it's just a shouting match with all candidates.
Local Slut (22:20:29): My brother is still laughing at the huckabee cure cancer lone
Local Slut (22:20:32): Line
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (22:21:00): It's such a ridiculous line. Just cure cancer, ya turkeys
Local Slut (22:21:19): Well he's not wrong
Local Slut (22:21:30): But then oncologists will lose their jobs
Local Slut (22:21:45): Can't cure cancer and stimulate the economy , huckabee catch 22
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (22:22:12): He's not wrong, but you can't just "cure cancer"
Local Slut (22:23:13): Just eat apples ya dummy
Local Slut (22:23:29): Maybe Mike Huckabee has the cure
Thursday, 29 October 2015
Brobocop (08:52:54): The Kazooie hair needs to make a come back
Brobocop (19:32:52): Halloween. What we doing
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (19:36:03): What you wanna do? What's your costume?
Brony With A Bony (19:38:09): Haleys friend invited her to Hoboken. I'm being Paul rudd.
Brony With A Bony (19:38:19): Can't wait to entertayne ya
Brobocop (19:56:37): I'm being Bruce Wayne
Brony With A Bony (19:57:56): Lori and Sam want to come too
Brobocop (20:00:05): I'll go. I want to see Josh and SAMs budding romance
Brobocop (20:05:36): And not Barfbeitoe. A Surface to Air Missel
Brony With A Bony (20:06:44): ?
Brobocop (20:07:21): SAM stands for Surface to Air Missile. Looks like Brian isn't a true Patriot
Friday, 30 October 2015
Local Slut (09:14:25): i'll be in south jersey tomorrow so i cant do anything for halloween unfortunately
Local Slut (09:14:34): and today's my brothers birthday so we are going out tonight
Brobocop (09:23:48): Alright this is how it's gunna go down. Josh is gunna hit on Sam all night. And when she goes in for the kiss. He goes. I can't believe I didn't see it before. It was right I front of me. And kisses Brian straight on the mouth and says lets bone in the dance floor. Then I drop down from the rafters and get in on the action. Pete being close by and his bro job sense went off. Drops in
Brobocop (09:24:05): I should write fan fiction
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (09:24:42): I'm in.
Brony With A Bony (09:26:43): I love me some erotica friend fiction
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (09:49:05): I don't have a costume
Brony With A Bony (09:50:09): Be 3 hole punch josh
Local Slut (09:50:32): Go as Bernie Sanders in his 20s
Brobocop (10:14:51): Anyone want to come to practice tomorrow
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (10:15:32): Possibly. I'll let you know
Brobocop (10:16:39): If you want to stay for all three I can drive but if you want to just do one or two I'll give you the adress
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (15:34:27): Free beer tasting at oak tree liquor store at 5-7 if anyone is down. I'm gonna go
Brobocop (15:42:26): The one by my house?
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (15:42:41): Yeah
Local Slut (15:43:53): Ah yes Miller Genuine Draft
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (15:44:25): It's a local brewery
Brobocop (15:44:41): I'll go
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (15:45:45): Other than that, what my peeps doing tonight?
Local Slut (15:49:25): Got concert tickets for my brother's birthday , won't be around
Brobocop (16:14:11): Game 3
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (17:06:34): I'm gonna head to the beer tasting now. Feel free to meet me there. Only gonna stay for 10-15 minutes
Brobocop (17:11:31): Aight. I'll head over
Brobocop (17:21:07): I'm here slut
Local Slut (17:28:25): Hoes
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (18:35:45): Maybe I'll go as a neckbeard
Brobocop (19:03:23): That haberno beer is a real kick. I like it
Local Slut (19:04:18): Right at the stage gate at the streetlight show, this is sick
Brony With A Bony (20:28:18): Apparently sam is above paying taxes
Brony With A Bony (20:28:37): She hasn't paid any taxes on her job
Brony With A Bony (20:28:59): Says it's not her problem, her dad will pay the back taxes when that happens
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (20:29:10): This may be the dumbest individual I've ever encountered
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (20:29:39): She playing walking dead with us?
Brony With A Bony (20:29:41): The one who got away from you josh
Brobocop (20:30:07): Wait what
Brobocop (20:30:19): Taxes get taken out auto sticky
Brobocop (20:30:48): Is she not claiming ?
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (20:30:58): But you can withhold a certain amount, ie, dependants and what not
Brobocop (20:31:15): That's what I thought
Brobocop (20:31:23): She's not claiming
Brobocop (20:31:30): She's fucking retarded
Local Slut (20:32:20): Seriously how is she not doing porn
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (20:32:55): We need to subtly suggest it until she considers it. Inception
Brony With A Bony (20:35:30): She's getting paid under the table
Local Slut (20:35:37): Like I don't understand how she exists
Brony With A Bony (20:35:43): And also the unprotected butt sex thing is confirmed
Brony With A Bony (20:35:46): Nobody does
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (20:36:17): What, she straight up told you she gets it raw in the butt?
Brony With A Bony (20:36:29): Not her but lori
Local Slut (20:36:30): With strangers?
Brobocop (20:36:39): I mean we could have all guessed it
Brony With A Bony (20:37:24): Apparently it was her ex bf edward
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (20:37:29): She confirmed that a while ago when we joked that she Sam did that. Lori gave us this look like, "Well..."
GroupMe (20:37:32): Local Slut changed name to No Condom, No Problem
Brony With A Bony (20:37:51): The man who cucked josh
Cock Juggling Thundercunt (20:38:15): Lifesaver
GroupMe (20:38:28): Brobocop changed name to My Exit is also and Entrance
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:39:04): Edward the Zuck
GroupMe (20:39:09): No Condom, No Problem changed the group's name to Sam's Club - Please Enter Through Rear
GroupMe (20:40:05): My Exit is also and Entrance changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (20:40:53): Brony With A Bony changed name to Going In Dry
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:02:53): Don't get halo. I stopped playing it
GroupMe (21:06:20): Cock Juggling Thundercunt changed name to Now My Tip Is Brown
No Condom, No Problem (21:15:44): Why did you stop
Now My Tip Is Brown (21:24:38): That bad?
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:25:22): Campiagn is boring and match making doesn't have much to offer
No Condom, No Problem (21:37:02): Good thing I didn't buy it then
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:37:16): None
Now My Tip Is Brown (21:38:32): That's an old joke
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:38:52): Well fuck you
Going In Dry (21:39:01): 4chan did it
Going In Dry (21:39:04): Buckle up buckaroo
GroupMe (22:30:33): Now My Tip Is Brown changed name to The Dryer, The Better
Saturday, 31 October 2015
No Condom, No Problem (00:36:59): Drier
The Dryer, The Better (00:37:37): Told you Brian
No Condom, No Problem (00:38:06): Dryer is what you put your clothes in after you wash them
The Dryer, The Better (00:38:44): I had it spelled correctly. Brian said I was wrong
No Condom, No Problem (00:39:18): All Brian cares about is laundry so it makes sense
The Dryer, The Better (00:39:45): Filthy boy
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:44:19): 901 Montrose Ave if you guys want to come to practice
Going In Dry (11:29:03): So marc josh you coming to Hoboken?
The Dryer, The Better (11:55:46): I've concocted easily the most stunningly idiotic costume
Going In Dry (11:56:29): What is it
The Dryer, The Better (11:59:47): I don't know that you can call it anything. Ten years ago when we were working for your dad, we worked on a lacrosse store in Westfield. And there were all those t shirts and dress ties. I still have more than 100 ties. \n\nI'm just gonna walk around with all the ties on, handing them out to strangers.
The Dryer, The Better (12:00:16): Tie guy
Going In Dry (12:06:27): Lol I love it
The Dryer, The Better (12:09:33): I'm thinking I'm gonna be hyper manic. But also depressed like Gil on the Simpsons
No Condom, No Problem (12:50:51): Say you're the fashion police
No Condom, No Problem (12:51:03): But their fashion is only improved by ties
No Condom, No Problem (12:54:55): Or you are preparing them for job interviews
The Dryer, The Better (12:57:42): I could be
The Dryer, The Better (12:57:57): I'm anything you want me to be. I'm a shell
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:23:30): I'm coming. I just got out of practice e
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:23:53): Got another stripe today
Going In Dry (13:24:10): What time do you guys want to go?
The Dryer, The Better (13:24:19): What belt?
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:43:24): I'm going for white bluen
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:43:32): And I don't care. Early though
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:43:38): We need to find parking
The Dryer, The Better (13:45:42): Gonna be rough. Big event in Hoboken today
Going In Dry (14:09:56): Also we need to figure out driving
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:10:15): So not
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:10:26): Shot not
Going In Dry (14:10:48): How would leaving around 7-8 work for you guys
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:11:02): That's works
The Dryer, The Better (14:11:09): Fine by me. How many people are coming?
Going In Dry (14:12:06): Us, haley, lori is a maybe but probably will be a no, haleys friend myra/Paul and few of their friends.
The Dryer, The Better (14:13:34): So one car will work. Good
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:14:20): No Painal Anal?
Going In Dry (14:17:15): I had another idea possibly if we all want to drinj, uber to metro, train as close we can then uber the rest of the way and ditto for the reverse. Also lori could potentially drop us off/pick us up from the train if she's not going
The Dryer, The Better (14:18:02): Trains stop running around 1
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:19:25): So would she do it?
Going In Dry (14:19:39): I'll ask
Going In Dry (14:19:44): Plus we could drink on the train
Going In Dry (14:20:50): Loris ok with it
Going In Dry (14:23:36): So we can do that
Going In Dry (14:23:40): As an option
No Condom, No Problem (17:08:07): Josh your costume is incredible
No Condom, No Problem (17:08:21): I am genuinely sad I am missing out on that now
The Dryer, The Better (17:10:05): I just confused the shit out of some trick or treaters by offering them some fashionable tie options
The Dryer, The Better (17:10:26): Also, I asked Sam if she wants to shoot a porn
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:24:25): I will look the best
The Dryer, The Better (17:48:59): I'll be most fashionable
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:59:28): These sluts
No Condom, No Problem (18:00:00): I miss when I had sick hair and got pussy every day and night
The Dryer, The Better (18:00:55): What's the plan for food?
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:01:12): I was eating home
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:01:19): I'll be over around 6:30
Going In Dry (18:09:47): I'm eating now too and cool
Going In Dry (18:47:41): Where you guys at
No Condom, No Problem (22:04:07): what up gay sluts
My Exit is also and Entrance (22:04:44): Being awesome
No Condom, No Problem (22:05:22): How are the tires
No Condom, No Problem (22:05:25): Ties
The Dryer, The Better (22:06:15): A hit
No Condom, No Problem (22:06:25): That's what I figured
Sunday, 01 November 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:24:00): I'm going to game 5 of the World Series
No Condom, No Problem (09:28:29): Not looking for the mets unfortunately
No Condom, No Problem (09:28:39): Looking good
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:28:56): I'm just happy to be there
No Condom, No Problem (09:29:01): How \nAre the seats
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:29:12): Field level
No Condom, No Problem (09:30:50): How'd you land those tickets
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:32:45): Sucked a lot of dicks
No Condom, No Problem (09:36:25): I knew it
No Condom, No Problem (10:32:30): Jessie and I are having our first butt munching threesome and we need a third party. Who's in?
The Dryer, The Better (10:33:07): Sam
The Dryer, The Better (10:33:38): Who's munching whose hole?
No Condom, No Problem (10:35:24): "A hole's a hole, no matter how small" - Dr Seuss
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:50:28): None
No Condom, No Problem (15:13:22): None
The Dryer, The Better (15:15:18): Hope this is real
No Condom, No Problem (15:16:40): None
Monday, 02 November 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:49:01): I don't know if you guys want to go. There is a huge reptile expo in PA November 5th. It's about an hour and half ride. I'd drive. There's a lot of stuff there. Some venomous stuff to
Going In Dry (20:51:39): Sorry I can't go on a workday
Going In Dry (20:51:52): I have to save my off days for interviews
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:52:01): You bouncing?
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:52:31): My B it's December 5th. A saturday
Going In Dry (20:52:35): Ahhh
Going In Dry (20:53:09): Well possibly then I'll have to let you know
The Dryer, The Better (20:54:19): Think I'm gonna pass
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:54:51): I forgot that you are afraid of Quakers.
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:55:06): And hate Pennsylvania because of it
Going In Dry (20:55:08): Wait is it near the Amish country
Going In Dry (20:55:29): Cause they have food dirty cheap you can buy half a cow for like 60 bucks
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:58:34): It's by Harrisburg. So yea
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:58:47): Not Lancaster but we can stop there. I know some people
Going In Dry (20:58:57): I will most likely come
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:59:39): I'll take you to shady mapple
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:59:43): You'll love it
No Condom, No Problem (21:00:24): I can probably go
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:01:12): It's 9 bucks to get in. I know it's pretty step. I'll buy the first round of fire belly toads
Going In Dry (21:25:34): Oh rene, that's fucking terrible
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:26:04): Yea that was bad
No Condom, No Problem (21:29:51): Ok intervention for rene
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:30:03): Let him follow his dreams
The Dryer, The Better (21:31:36): Love the guy, but he's more miss than hit
No Condom, No Problem (21:31:46): I would have accepted "how about I be Gepetto and you swallow me, you whale"
Going In Dry (23:00:27): "Alright I'll start with my first lie - Id do this if I wasn't drunk"
The Dryer, The Better (23:00:51): http://www.summiticeapparel.com/jackets/
My Exit is also and Entrance (23:01:12): "I like you as a person and value your opinions"
My Exit is also and Entrance (23:01:19): That would be my lie
Tuesday, 03 November 2015
The Dryer, The Better (15:09:54): Marc or Brian, you guys have any pictures from Halloween?
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:40:11): I do not
The Dryer, The Better (16:30:22): Marc, what gym do you go to?
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:30:41): Like fight or work out?
The Dryer, The Better (16:31:03): Work out
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:31:51): The JCC/YMCA. It's expensive but my dad pays for it since it's a family plan. So I don't really care. Just go to retro
The Dryer, The Better (16:32:15): Probably what I'm gonna do
No Condom, No Problem (16:40:51): Honestly I love retro. Definitely worth the money
Going In Dry (17:00:59): Come work out in Brians basement it just costs your soul
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:01:46): I heard that gym sucks. scrawny guy taking about bitcoins all the time.
No Condom, No Problem (17:03:13): Oh that's just the trainer
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:03:47): The Amazon review tough is amazing
Going In Dry (17:09:59): It has 5/5 on yelp
No Condom, No Problem (17:12:08): I enjoyed the gyms atmosphere, which was a pleasing broken computer chic. The multiple ps3s were a nice touch, and I found that the gym had a good assortment of weights and anime/conspiracy DVDs to really take my workout to the next level. 5/5
Going In Dry (17:14:03): The pumping of iron transitions perfectly to being told our currency isn't backed by anyrhing
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:14:51): The equipment was okay. But I couldn't shake the feeling that using the wifi got me signed up to 50,000 newsletter
Wednesday, 04 November 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:07:17): I want to start a criminal enterprise. Who's in
No Condom, No Problem (11:11:55): You had me at "to"
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:13:08): Pete and I will be muscle. Brian will be the driver. Josh the Accountant and Steve the fall guy. I want to start giving out sub prime mortgages to short the Market
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:13:15): And knock over liquor stores
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:13:23): With a helicopter
No Condom, No Problem (11:14:20): We got the 70 dollars! Quick get in the helicopter
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:17:52): We should get back into GTA
No Condom, No Problem (11:19:54): It's become too real
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:22:29): So it's our training
No Condom, No Problem (12:22:36): Another zinger
The Dryer, The Better (12:27:43): Ah boy
The Dryer, The Better (12:27:50): Who's gonna tell him
Going In Dry (12:48:36): His original "who knew the end of humanity would be so comfy" was decent I thought but the self congratulatory "my range is ridiculous" is terrible
No Condom, No Problem (12:57:51): It's barely a joke though
Going In Dry (12:58:45): More of an observation
Going In Dry (12:59:22): But still I didn't think it was terrible just the part when he sucks his own dick
No Condom, No Problem (13:03:35): Look at his range, he can comment on the weather lol
Going In Dry (13:08:42): Yea the range part was the worst part lol
Going In Dry (13:08:52): And don't get him started on airline food!
Going In Dry (13:09:26): Maybe his range statement was an ironic reappropriation on of...Idk what I'm saying
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:39:05): Maybe he is appealing to the wide vast mildly retarded America he needs to be famous
The Dryer, The Better (15:40:06): Like Jay Leno
No Condom, No Problem (15:43:20): Rene Leno
Going In Dry (16:12:50): I think maybe we're being too hard on him, he's trying, they're not all gonna be winners
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:15:48): That's Loser talk Brian. You a loser Brian. You want a big dirt bottle
No Condom, No Problem (16:16:05): Look at his Instagram though, they're all not winners lol
Going In Dry (16:21:32): Nah were just being haters
No Condom, No Problem (16:23:10): None
The Dryer, The Better (16:25:14): Yeesh
No Condom, No Problem (16:25:45): He's a really funny guy too
No Condom, No Problem (16:25:53): Just has no good material
The Dryer, The Better (16:27:10): Stand up and written jokes are probably just not his strong suit
No Condom, No Problem (16:30:10): The only strong suit he has is the one he wears to work!
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:31:09): He isn't half bad. He is all bad
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:31:35): So we are just going to do Worldof and Staton
No Condom, No Problem (16:42:40): We gotta keep Rene on his toes
The Dryer, The Better (16:43:44): Let's buy him some high heels
Going In Dry (16:52:26): Terrible josh just terrible
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:53:09): I have never been more disappointed in Josh more then I am right now
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:54:09): http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Prp615mmDk
The Dryer, The Better (16:55:05): I once ate a lollipop out of a stripper's hoohah
Going In Dry (16:55:59): The joke you just made is worse than that. For shame.
The Dryer, The Better (16:56:09): I think not
The Dryer, The Better (16:56:15): That was pretty disappointing
No Condom, No Problem (16:56:23): Let's call in Rene to judge
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:44:17): None
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:46:22): I'm kinda proud of this one
The Dryer, The Better (17:48:26): Seems like Pete is the only one to have won at Tinder
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:49:00): I mean Pete and I were playing for different prizes
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:49:28): Pete wanted a relationship. I wanted skanks. I like to think we both won
No Condom, No Problem (17:52:07): Not want a relationship at all lol
Going In Dry (17:52:30): I just wanted to be rejected a lot, I won too
No Condom, No Problem (17:53:45): I just wanted to say dumb one liners to girls
No Condom, No Problem (17:53:54): I was very happy being single lol
Going In Dry (17:54:53): It's fun being single but I'm happier now lol
No Condom, No Problem (17:55:54): Yea same
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:56:01): That's GDI talk
No Condom, No Problem (17:56:18): But my gf is no gdi
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:56:44): Sorority girls love relationships
Going In Dry (17:57:03): How long out of college do we have to get before gdi is no longer applicable
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:57:25): We were out of school 3 years
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:57:31): So 3 years ago
No Condom, No Problem (17:57:45): Once a geed always a geed
No Condom, No Problem (17:58:16): You going to the mixer later bro?
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:58:38): Nah I'm hooking up that Sog Kaps little
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:58:44): Doing the tree bro
Going In Dry (18:01:23): Ranch it up dudes
Going In Dry (18:01:30): 520
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:02:13): You know what we said about Josh's joke before
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:02:21): Brian's was worse
Going In Dry (18:02:25): How it's the end of mankind
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:02:50): You are the end of Bro kind. Please hand in your play book and bro code
Going In Dry (18:06:39): You just haven't seen bird up, the best show on television
The Dryer, The Better (18:14:10): Snail Down
The Dryer, The Better (18:14:19): Bro
No Condom, No Problem (19:20:47): Just bought this beer because I liked the label and its really good, have you guys heard of it?
The Dryer, The Better (19:23:05): Yurp. Their hazelnut brown is one of the best beers around
No Condom, No Problem (19:23:28): I'll get that next
The Dryer, The Better (19:23:55): They also make one called beard beer. Use the yeast found in one of their brewers beard.
The Dryer, The Better (19:24:36): Which inspired my friend Jake and I to discuss brewing a beer with hoohah yeast
No Condom, No Problem (19:25:50): We should do pube pilsner
The Dryer, The Better (19:27:25): The hoppy notes would overpower the subtle, nuanced flavors of the hair
The Dryer, The Better (19:27:50): I'd rather a pubey pinot
Thursday, 05 November 2015
Going In Dry (09:46:42): More comfortable than a bed
Going In Dry (09:46:57): Sleeping on the back part of a workout cycle
No Condom, No Problem (09:48:38): I like to think I am an open minded person but I seriously do not get Steve and don't know if I will ever want to
Going In Dry (09:49:14): I've lived with him for almost 25 years and I don't get him either
No Condom, No Problem (10:10:54): This is for you Josh http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-major-tattoo-fails-1854?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
The Dryer, The Better (10:21:02): Hello hell. Here I come
No Condom, No Problem (10:26:40): No dirt Jews for you
No Condom, No Problem (10:31:20): No dirt Jews for you
Going In Dry (10:46:56): https://youtu.be/fG8g9A7pBqg
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:05:52): Not kidding. When you die they cut the tattoo off you if you want to be buried in the cemetery
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:06:13): And I do not find Nathan funny. I also hate the office and arrested development
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:06:28): I have not seen curb but I would like to. Seems funny
No Condom, No Problem (11:14:32): How can you not find that funny though
No Condom, No Problem (11:14:42): That show is genius lol
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:15:38): Yea it's not really funny. It's just dead pan delivery
No Condom, No Problem (11:17:48): i still can't accept that you don't like arrested development though
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:18:07): It's really bad fringe humor
No Condom, No Problem (11:18:25): whats fringe humor
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:18:34): Cringe
No Condom, No Problem (11:18:44): oh lol
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:18:45): Hard to text and jog
No Condom, No Problem (11:18:46): not really
No Condom, No Problem (11:19:02): lol look everyone, Marc can't Tog!
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:19:39): At least I can count to potato.
The Dryer, The Better (11:45:17): Regardless of Marc's stupid opinion. Stupid stupid stupid opinion, tonight's gonna be a late night with my mates cause it's Nate night niggas.
No Condom, No Problem (11:45:47): What time is it on?
The Dryer, The Better (11:47:11): 10
No Condom, No Problem (11:50:48): Ok I will try and come to edison
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:39:21): Today's my parents anniversary. I was getting them a card. The lady said I wish her kids remembered. I asked how old they were she said 3 and 1.
The Dryer, The Better (14:40:34): She should put those ungrateful shits up for adoption
The Dryer, The Better (14:41:10): Also, stop buying cards. They're just going in the trash
No Condom, No Problem (14:42:23): But Marc didn't specify if they were Pokemon cards or not. The market for Pokemon cards is white hot. It's a buyers market and they're only increasing in value
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:42:26): Stop being a hippie Josh. You are just trash.
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:42:56): I keep all my card
The Dryer, The Better (14:43:02): Dirty Jew trash*
No Condom, No Problem (14:43:14): I can't wait for my beanie babies to be worth millions
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:43:27): Hey. Don't bring the Jews into this. They have been through enough
The Dryer, The Better (14:43:30): I have so many pokemon cards and beanie babies
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:43:36): I'm sorry. I ment white people
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:43:45): While people have been through enough
No Condom, No Problem (14:43:54): I'll trade you crazy bones for beanie babies
The Dryer, The Better (14:44:13): In your dreams
The Dryer, The Better (19:32:08): https://youtu.be/Sxz-Y-c2UUc
The Dryer, The Better (19:32:27): So upset to see that shrim guy is in this
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:49:24): The first one was actually shot really well
The Dryer, The Better (21:01:01): You were able to sit through the whole thing?
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:02:10): Half. I got distracted. I want to finish it
No Condom, No Problem (21:07:51): I wonder if god dies in the next one
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:08:39): Nah if he beat nitche he can beat anyone
Friday, 06 November 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:12:49): Practice tomorrow. Who's in
No Condom, No Problem (10:13:57): I'll be in philly
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:14:45): Slut. You know I hate that place
Going In Dry (10:24:01): Philly is awesome
No Condom, No Problem (10:24:12): Yea I like it
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:25:30): Philly is the septic tank of the birth beast
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:25:36): North east
The Dryer, The Better (10:25:39): Pete, you should check out Monk's cafe
The Dryer, The Better (10:33:13): I'm never eating quinoa again. I've been having a chocolate fondue party, hosted by my asshole, and I don't recall sending my RSVP
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:33:51): Quinoa not bad
The Dryer, The Better (10:34:08): Diarrhea bruh
No Condom, No Problem (10:43:05): Quinoa is a liberal scam
No Condom, No Problem (10:43:08): Like chia seeds
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:43:33): Chia seeds are how basic bitches make there money in Instagram
No Condom, No Problem (10:43:59): Bernie "Flax Seeds in my Greek Yogurt" Sanders
No Condom, No Problem (10:44:17): No thanks liberal nutjobs, I'll have a mcgriddle
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:44:56): I'm here to get fucking jacked. Give me chicken and dangerously unregulated vaitimins
The Dryer, The Better (10:46:00): You would all hate the people I worked with at ClassPass
No Condom, No Problem (10:53:29): no i actually like chia seeds lol
No Condom, No Problem (10:53:38): they're ok if you put them in a shake or something
No Condom, No Problem (10:54:07): I don't know how well I'd fit in with New York City people these days though lol
The Dryer, The Better (10:55:37): I like chia seeds too, but so many hippie dippie people in NYC
The Dryer, The Better (10:55:43): Especially at ClassPass
No Condom, No Problem (10:56:41): my brother said working with young nyc people for a while was exhausting
Going In Dry (10:56:58): Flaxseed masterrace
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:57:03): He needs more cardio
No Condom, No Problem (10:57:40): i think it's like this big pressure on appearance and like this combination of work life and social life
No Condom, No Problem (10:58:14): he told me that all people spent money on in nyc was clothes, alcohol, and rent
No Condom, No Problem (10:58:31): and like it was understood you'd work till 6 or 7 and go out to happy hour a few times a week and shit
No Condom, No Problem (10:58:49): I got that impression when I interviewd for a few "hip" companies too
The Dryer, The Better (10:59:30): It's exactly like that
The Dryer, The Better (11:00:08): Everyone is always depressingly stressed about money
No Condom, No Problem (11:00:22): but then they spend 300 on john varvatos boots because that's expected lol
Going In Dry (11:03:23): France was right
Going In Dry (11:03:27): We are American pigs
No Condom, No Problem (11:06:03): we are the monsters
The Dryer, The Better (11:24:39): Ziggie Piggie, bitches
No Condom, No Problem (11:30:02): fuck i love that movie
No Condom, No Problem (11:30:22): do you know what year the mogols invaded china?
The Dryer, The Better (11:31:53): Real question?
Going In Dry (11:32:22): Do you know when the mongols invaded China?
Going In Dry (11:32:35): Strange things are afoot at circle K
The Dryer, The Better (11:33:46): None
No Condom, No Problem (11:34:40): man i need to watch both of htose movies back to back
No Condom, No Problem (11:34:45): STATION
The Dryer, The Better (11:36:43): You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper
The Dryer, The Better (11:37:11): First one is one of the greatest movies of all time. Not joking
No Condom, No Problem (11:40:27): i think the second one was potentially just as good
No Condom, No Problem (11:40:30): like it was a worthy sequel
No Condom, No Problem (11:40:40): typically comedy sequels are crap. i can't think of a genuinely good one
The Dryer, The Better (11:41:01): Agreed
Going In Dry (11:45:47): "Ted, if we die, you can have all my records" "Bill, we're already dead" "Right...guess they're yours then"
Going In Dry (11:45:58): "I totally possessed my dad"
Going In Dry (11:46:13): I love both those movies lol
No Condom, No Problem (11:51:47): we might need to roll the worlds fattest blunt and marathon both those movies
No Condom, No Problem (11:51:55): fuck job hunting
No Condom, No Problem (11:51:57): this is a priority
No Condom, No Problem (11:52:02): put it in your outlook calendars boys
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:54:40): I have he first one on DVD
No Condom, No Problem (11:57:43): they're both on netflix i believe
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:59:40): SO CRATES
Going In Dry (12:02:58): Uh, the salad dressing dude?
No Condom, No Problem (12:03:03): Also this was suggested by Facebook for me
My Exit is also and Entrance (12:03:34): So practice tomorrow who's in. And who's in for watching bill and Ted
No Condom, No Problem (12:05:25): I won't be around all weekend
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:22:42): Just bought $120 pair of running shoes
Going In Dry (13:23:23): I gotta do a lot on Saturday to prep for Sunday
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:31:11): What's Sunday
Going In Dry (13:32:19): Actuarial career fair all from 9 to 6, I need to research the companies and practice interviewing
No Condom, No Problem (13:48:58): What shoes did you buy?
The Dryer, The Better (14:22:59): Who's down for a hike sometime? Bought a $200 pair of hiking boots I need to break in
No Condom, No Problem (14:31:53): I'd love to
No Condom, No Problem (14:32:07): Maybe next weekend? Like Sunday morning or something?
The Dryer, The Better (14:32:40): Have to figure out my work schedule first
Going In Dry (14:33:11): Yea possibly next weekend. You got a place in mind?
The Dryer, The Better (14:33:56): Bunch of places around here. Bear mountain in NY maybe. Heard good things
Going In Dry (14:34:19): Idk hamza got lost up there for almost a weej
Going In Dry (14:34:22): Week
Going In Dry (14:34:26): Seems dangerous
No Condom, No Problem (14:36:25): I'll make sure to borrow a mountain bike
No Condom, No Problem (14:36:30): That was his one mistake
No Condom, No Problem (14:37:09): Wait did hamza really say he lived in the woods for a week?
Going In Dry (14:38:21): He was there for a while his phone died he couldn't charge it he was lost
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:40:55): And by that you mean herione binge
The Dryer, The Better (14:41:11): In Edison.
Going In Dry (14:41:27): Yea most likely
No Condom, No Problem (14:48:34): Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was creating a shelter out of twigs like he was in Gary Paulsen novel
The Dryer, The Better (14:59:17): Or he got lost in a novel about bear mountain
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:59:36): Or got lost in a mountain of bears
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:59:41): Cause he is homosexual
No Condom, No Problem (15:01:36): "Nothing like getting lost in a good book! Oh look, Lori is calling me"
No Condom, No Problem (15:42:13): None
No Condom, No Problem (15:42:32): I can't get enough of these clock memes
No Condom, No Problem (15:42:43): Even though his 15 minutes of fame are up
The Dryer, The Better (15:43:09): He moved to the middle East to top it off
Going In Dry (15:43:23): Did he really
The Dryer, The Better (15:43:36): Yeah
Going In Dry (15:43:57): Lol good thing fox news didn't get a whiff of that
The Dryer, The Better (15:44:06): He peaced out cause America sucks
Going In Dry (15:44:20): "Claims he did it to live in a less judgemental society"
The Dryer, The Better (15:44:38): Little does he know
The Dryer, The Better (16:41:17): What's my negroids doing later?
No Condom, No Problem (16:44:54): Busy this weekend
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:55:11): Blops
The Dryer, The Better (17:35:35): Just got an email from your mma gym Marc. Looks like they're closing
Going In Dry (17:35:51): Yea I got that too
Going In Dry (17:36:06): Sorry man
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:37:07): I didn't get anything. I'll talk to Dante tomorrow
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:38:01): Can you guys forward me that email
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:38:18): Marcruggiero2@gmail.com
The Dryer, The Better (17:39:35): Just sent
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:40:56): That seems like it was something sudden. Hopefully it will reopen soon. I went wendnesday and no one said anything
Saturday, 07 November 2015
No Condom, No Problem (15:16:34): http://m.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2015/11/ben-carson-and-tale-redemption
No Condom, No Problem (15:17:00): Read Carson's "Albert Einstein" story
The Dryer, The Better (15:26:11): What did he say about Einstein?
No Condom, No Problem (15:30:09): Well its just like a chain mail type of story
No Condom, No Problem (15:30:24): With him being in some secret test and it ending with him getting money
No Condom, No Problem (15:30:53): It's like one of those stories that ends "and that man who stood up to his liberal teacher... was albert Einstein"
The Dryer, The Better (15:51:27): Good thing he'll never be president
No Condom, No Problem (17:31:25): Because he's black
The Dryer, The Better (17:32:24): Blacker than president blackey
Sunday, 08 November 2015
Going In Dry (07:24:56): http://www.cafe.com/who-said-it-ben-carson-or-mac-from-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia/
No Condom, No Problem (07:29:34): 100%. I'm not proud of how much I know about Sunny
Going In Dry (07:30:08): I got the "these liberals are trying to assassinate my character" wrong lol
My Exit is also and Entrance (07:33:04): You know they are coming out with Bernie Sandrers Underwear?
No Condom, No Problem (07:58:20): I'd wear it so he'd be extra close to my butthole
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:11:28): It's says its gunna cover a lot. But then user reviews days it's not gunna cover much
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:11:37): None
Going In Dry (18:06:05): http://i.imgur.com/CgnUH6g.jpg
The Dryer, The Better (18:06:43): Better than Rene
No Condom, No Problem (18:30:49): Was that nut gobbler
No Condom, No Problem (19:50:28): "Obama is a fucking animal. If he was in this room right now I'd spit in his face."
No Condom, No Problem (19:50:35): - my drunk uncle
The Dryer, The Better (19:51:17): He voting for trump?
No Condom, No Problem (19:52:02): He said he doesn't like him but hell vote for him over Hilary
The Dryer, The Better (19:59:33): What about Carson?
The Dryer, The Better (19:59:42): Or Jeb?
No Condom, No Problem (20:13:47): He says he likes Carson but thinks he's dumb lol
No Condom, No Problem (20:14:13): My whole family is like this, it used to be a hoot at Christmas when my grandparents were around
The Dryer, The Better (20:15:22): What does everyone think of Bernie?
No Condom, No Problem (20:17:58): They said he's a nut that has no chance, but my family was more focused on hating Hilary. Been hearing this from them for years actually
No Condom, No Problem (20:18:42): My grandma once told me Hilary Clinton's teeth were stained from smoking too much pot
The Dryer, The Better (20:20:21): This is the kinda shit that keeps me interested in politics. Burying stupidity
The Dryer, The Better (20:20:36): Hillary does suck though
No Condom, No Problem (20:20:47): My family has just hated her for decades
No Condom, No Problem (20:21:28): So this is where I get some of my conservative views, its ingrained in my like Hilary's pot stained teeth
The Dryer, The Better (20:21:37): She's been running for president since bubba was in office
No Condom, No Problem (20:22:18): Yup plus they're all new Yorkers so they have a special hate for her
No Condom, No Problem (20:22:25): You would have loved my grandparents
The Dryer, The Better (20:22:46): She's from Arkansas
Monday, 09 November 2015
The Dryer, The Better (11:26:46): http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/some-genius-has-made-an-app-to-help-angry-douchebags-fight-each-other?utm_source=mbfbl
Going In Dry (11:28:21): Lol I remeber a 4chan thread a while ago someone said post your app ideas
Going In Dry (11:28:41): And some guy said it's like tinder but for fighting. Guess someone made it
No Condom, No Problem (11:34:11): Like tinder we should go on with fake accounts and bots
The Dryer, The Better (11:35:09): make sure that the only time we use the N word is against white guys
The Dryer, The Better (11:35:37): also, everyone else has tiny penises
Going In Dry (11:37:32): Use some racial slurs that don't make sense
No Condom, No Problem (11:38:13): Hey gringo want to tumble
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:44:33): That sounds like you want gay sex
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:40:08): Hiking this weekend?
The Dryer, The Better (13:41:35): Should know my schedule soon. Will have to let you guys know
No Condom, No Problem (13:47:55): I'm free Sunday
The Dryer, The Better (14:07:54): Think a crossfit gym is with it?
The Dryer, The Better (14:08:09): Worth*
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:08:17): No
The Dryer, The Better (14:08:29): Why?
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:09:19): http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:09:54): But seriously you will over work your joints and lack of form will cause pain
The Dryer, The Better (14:10:47): That's what I'm concerned about?
The Dryer, The Better (14:11:02): *not supposed to have been a question
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:11:02): You have a bad knee and pistol squats will destroy it
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:11:32): Just join retro and work out the way you want
The Dryer, The Better (14:12:02): I don't know enough/anything about lifting
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:12:16): Pete or I can show you
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:12:55): If you want to just get strong stick to the big four. Bench squat deadlift military press
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:13:34): Watch the video though. It's kinda funny and has some truthb
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:22:32): You never lifted with your dad?
No Condom, No Problem (14:30:13): Crossfit looks alright
No Condom, No Problem (14:30:26): It helps to have some kind of program
No Condom, No Problem (14:30:51): The big 4 lifts are good though, although I don't deadlift much anymore
The Dryer, The Better (14:31:10): Yeah, I need someone to tell me what to do. Self motivation ain't my thing
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:34:15): Really. I hate when people tell me what to do or lift. Unless I'm learning something I'd want to be soli
No Condom, No Problem (14:35:12): For me without direction I just fuck around at the gym. Took me a while to get a routine that works for me
Going In Dry (14:35:46): Stronglifts 5x5 app is a good big 4 lift progression for beginners
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:36:16): Looks like someone doesn't have full-blown body issues yet ha ha
Going In Dry (14:36:25): Fucking nerddddd
Going In Dry (14:36:41): When you start lifting you don't get bigger everyone else just gets smaller
Going In Dry (14:36:56): I saw that on reddit lol
No Condom, No Problem (14:37:44): basically just find a routine that works for you and your schedule
No Condom, No Problem (14:37:58): for me when i started lifting i was in college and didnt have shit to do, so i'd go to the gym like 6 days a week
No Condom, No Problem (14:38:14): nowadays i go like 3 times a week, so i do a 3 day split, with a day of rest in between
No Condom, No Problem (14:38:28): so i do chest/biecps, back/triceps, and legs/shoulders
No Condom, No Problem (14:38:43): and after a while i just found what exercises i like to do, what give me good results and just stuck to those
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:38:49): I'll give you mine and Pete his and you can pick
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:38:54): I lift and run every day
No Condom, No Problem (14:39:27): so like i have trouble with deadlifts because my back is FUBAR so i do lat pulldowns, barbell rows, etc. basically just a matter of finding what you like
No Condom, No Problem (14:39:41): it's good to have a routine as long as you dont feel it is too restrictive
The Dryer, The Better (14:40:56): I need something
Going In Dry (14:41:01): Yea I'm super basic I just do the big lifts takes me 45-60 minutes. Some days I'll do some accessory work.
No Condom, No Problem (14:41:57): sign up for retro and you me and marc can lift sometime
The Dryer, The Better (14:42:38): That where you go Marc?
No Condom, No Problem (14:42:55): nah hes a cuck
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:43:50): I get free JCC membership. But I lift at retro with Pete
No Condom, No Problem (14:45:01): when hes not busy cucking
Going In Dry (14:45:53): I'm a wage cuck :(
No Condom, No Problem (14:48:50): easy way is to go to the gym and just try out all the machines, find the ones you like and after you get comfortable with the motions, find the corresponding dumbbell/barbell routine that goes with it
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:49:16): Or be a brotege to someone
No Condom, No Problem (14:50:14): nothing like a good gym mentor
No Condom, No Problem (14:50:28): only problem is that they are like sith, so you'll have to kill him once you can outlift him
Going In Dry (14:56:14): Bodybuilding.com also some programs, they have a thing where you can select your goals and it offers you a few different programs
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:06:33): But once you are the alpha you never wanna give it up. You know how many people I killed to get here. And some of them were my gym buddies. A lot of hookers though
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:07:58): Like 99% hookers
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:16:19): Also a great playlist is a mandatory. A lot of songs that make you mad at your dad for no reason
The Dryer, The Better (15:18:36): Eh. I'll listen to some podcasts. Probably produced by NPR
Going In Dry (15:19:18): "I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare"
No Condom, No Problem (15:19:36): Nah you need trap music or metal
No Condom, No Problem (15:19:46): You can't lift big to podcasta
No Condom, No Problem (15:19:49): Podcasts
The Dryer, The Better (15:19:51): Brian, you bought a power rack, right?
The Dryer, The Better (15:19:59): Watch me
No Condom, No Problem (15:20:22): you need to believe you are the nigga
No Condom, No Problem (15:20:30): but npr will just tell you you're a person of color
Going In Dry (15:21:21): Yea I do
Going In Dry (15:21:32): I did*
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:21:46): You sold it?
Going In Dry (15:21:59): I did as in bought it in the past tense. I still got it
Going In Dry (15:22:23): It's all I use pretty much and a ez curl bar I from Walmart on the cheap
The Dryer, The Better (15:23:00): How much did it cost?
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:23:15): We all got to\nLift in Brian's basement. I think it's time those weights felt the harsh callused hands of multi men
Going In Dry (15:23:25): It was pricey
Going In Dry (15:23:37): Honestly go on Craigslist find someone giving one away or selling at a discount
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:23:58): Just go to retro
Going In Dry (15:25:09): I just found one with a bench, 150
Going In Dry (15:25:13): Looks nice too
The Dryer, The Better (15:25:20): I don't want to have to wait to use the shit I want. Or craft my schedule for when it's convenient to go to the gym
Going In Dry (15:25:41): Yea that's why I like having it in my basement lol
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:26:27): I vote gym
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:26:31): Cheaper
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:26:33): Easier
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:26:47): And it doesn't judge you for not using it for 8 months
No Condom, No Problem (15:27:27): i always felt like the gym was more convenient honestly
No Condom, No Problem (15:27:32): and its so easy to slack at home lol
No Condom, No Problem (15:27:50): but if you want to buy a rack and shit that's cool too
The Dryer, The Better (15:28:38): I just remember going that one time with you Pete to retro and the place was a madhouse
No Condom, No Problem (15:29:09): yea it depends when you go
No Condom, No Problem (15:29:28): what i like better about gyms in general is that there is specialized equipment for everything
No Condom, No Problem (15:29:39): so its not like you are rearranging one rack or using one set of dumbbells
No Condom, No Problem (15:30:10): like i'll do drop sets for bicep curls with dumbbells then go use an ez curl bar then go use a bench chest press then a squat rack and decline rack
No Condom, No Problem (15:30:14): etc
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:30:35): Also a lot of home gyms the bar gives out around 250.
No Condom, No Problem (15:31:19): i think a home gym is nice if you are willing to invest in it though
Going In Dry (15:31:20): Mine came with 320 worth of plates so I think it can at least do that lok
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:31:37): 320
Going In Dry (15:31:42): 320 bro
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:31:54): That's sissy weight
Going In Dry (15:32:11): I think let me check my math, 2 45s, 2 35s, 2 25s, 2 10s, 4 5s, 2 2.5s
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:32:30): My gym only needs 45.
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:33:59): I dead lift over 405. How am I supposed to get my Swole on with only 320
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:34:52): I think I'm just gunna go full meat head
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:38:50): None
Going In Dry (15:39:18): The meatheadening....is happening
No Condom, No Problem (15:39:29): you need that on a tank top
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:39:44): I can get it
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:47:58): For real. Let's all lift together
No Condom, No Problem (15:48:17): together we can squat the world
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:49:00): I don't do leg day any more. I have trancnede or
No Condom, No Problem (15:56:19): leg day is just a fancy term for second arms day
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:56:58): If you re arrange leg day. You get bi and chest
The Dryer, The Better (15:57:32): This 5x5 thing pretty good considering I've never lifted
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:58:00): You trying to get Yolked shredded or jacked
Going In Dry (15:58:23): Yea it's not bad and the app let's you add accessory exercises too. I'm going for dat V
The Dryer, The Better (15:58:27): Trying to start, mofo
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:58:52): Lift light at first
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:59:03): V stands for Vagina
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:59:15): I'm going for people mistaking me for a house
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:59:32): Right now I'm only a mobile home
The Dryer, The Better (15:59:35): Gonna have to cause I can't lift shit. Except my legs. Hockey was good for that
No Condom, No Problem (15:59:44): yea 5x5 is nice
No Condom, No Problem (15:59:57): i think my brother is doing it now
Going In Dry (16:00:03): Marc remeber someone at work told you you reminded them of mac
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:00:18): Throw some suppa sets in to
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:00:33): Yea I remember
Going In Dry (16:01:07): You need to take your size pills if you want to get swole marc
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:01:33): Nah I'm All Natty like God made me.
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:01:49): Josh do you hate God because he didn't give you gains?
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:02:42): None
No Condom, No Problem (16:03:30): ok i like that
The Dryer, The Better (16:03:33): I blame my real father
Going In Dry (16:03:40): Josh what sect of Judaism wears the yamulke 24/7 cause I saw a shit ton on Sunday
No Condom, No Problem (16:03:41): that made me lol at work
The Dryer, The Better (16:07:24): I have no idea. Orthodox?
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:07:36): Orthodox are the hats
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:07:51): If you kee kosher you most likely wear it
Going In Dry (16:08:30): There was so many of them and a ton of Asian people. It was like the university of Maryland and JP Stevens combined
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:09:22): Is it chritmas at the movies already
No Condom, No Problem (16:10:02): well to be fair you did go to a math career fair
No Condom, No Problem (16:16:46): http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/parents-should-drown-children-who-read-harry-potter-because-dumbledore-is-gay-says-extreme-right-a6727221.html
The Dryer, The Better (16:20:51): I hate people
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:22:01): Harry Potter does have some fucked up messages
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:22:09): Not the gay thing
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:22:52): But the segregation. The Nazis. The hero is a punk ass bitch who was born rich but didn't do anything. We have batman. We don't need Harry Potter
No Condom, No Problem (16:26:14): Also the fact that they are trying to brainwash our kids to believe that the British are real human beings and not toast sandwich eating savages
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:26:39): We all know England was Americas beta test
The Dryer, The Better (16:29:07): Other way around
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:30:13): How dare you say America was Englands beta test you savage. It's time guys. Eagle boys form up
Going In Dry (16:31:45): Time to cuck England one more time
Going In Dry (16:31:55): One last big cuck
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:32:04): None
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:32:30): http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0UsGEyz_2rE
The Dryer, The Better (16:44:50): I'm for the metric system
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:45:13): Get the fuck out of my country
The Dryer, The Better (16:46:36): So you're in favor of the British Imperial system?
No Condom, No Problem (16:47:23): I like my American system thank you very much
No Condom, No Problem (16:47:43): 1760 yards in a milr
No Condom, No Problem (16:47:45): Simple
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:57:42): It's American
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:58:06): There is nothing more American then streaking something from another peole and making it better
The Dryer, The Better (17:01:59): Better
The Dryer, The Better (17:02:03): Right
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:24:50): Guys doctors hate me for this one simple trick. I shit in all the waiting rooms and wipe my ass with the patient files
The Dryer, The Better (21:26:14): Females doctors love you
Tuesday, 10 November 2015
The Dryer, The Better (12:08:58): http://i.imgur.com//IB0MCFa.gif
No Condom, No Problem (12:10:52): my nigga
No Condom, No Problem (12:11:08): also they just announced who is playing Negan on TWD, it's Jeffrey Dean Morgan, the guy who played The Comedian in Watchmen
The Dryer, The Better (12:13:32): Don't know who negan is
No Condom, No Problem (12:13:41): hes like the big villain of the show
No Condom, No Problem (12:13:45): well comic
The Dryer, The Better (12:13:59): But to piss Brian off, the same actor was the dad on weeds
The Dryer, The Better (12:14:28): He the worst villain or something?
No Condom, No Problem (12:14:34): yeah he's pretty bad lol
Going In Dry (12:14:36): Nancy Botwin=sam barbeito
No Condom, No Problem (12:15:02): i think he will be announced as the leader of the wolves
No Condom, No Problem (12:15:16): he's the leader of a similar group in the comics
No Condom, No Problem (12:15:37): he's basically just a giant psychopath and he kills off a main character in his first appearance which shocked everyone
The Dryer, The Better (12:16:42): I liked him a lot as the comedian, so hopefully it's a good casting
No Condom, No Problem (12:17:18): i think i know whats going to happen with glenn now lol
Going In Dry (12:17:25): Glenn "hey guys I'm back" then gets killed instantly
No Condom, No Problem (12:17:33): lol yup
No Condom, No Problem (12:18:02): Glenn: "Oh hey guys who's this? Nice to meet you I'm Gl-" bat to the head
The Dryer, The Better (12:20:31): That's what Pete and I had talked about on Sunday actually. Glenn should get killed off immediately after revealing he's not actually dead
No Condom, No Problem (12:20:44): oh man if they killed off daryl i'd be so happy
Going In Dry (12:32:22): Does Darly suck now or something
The Dryer, The Better (12:48:56): He's Ight. But they live in a gated community now so he's a pussy by default
No Condom, No Problem (12:53:10): He's just so dull
No Condom, No Problem (12:53:23): He's too nice and too safe with fan armor
The Dryer, The Better (13:09:17): If Carol dies, he'll go on a rage fest
No Condom, No Problem (13:09:34): She's not even that hot
The Dryer, The Better (13:10:02): Not that hot is a stretch. She old
No Condom, No Problem (13:10:02): Like I guess she's good if you are into activia
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:10:11): Isn't Carl a Dude
No Condom, No Problem (13:10:28): He is trans
The Dryer, The Better (13:10:28): She does look like Jamie Lee Curtis
The Dryer, The Better (13:10:43): Carol. Not quarl
No Condom, No Problem (13:11:56): Quarl, or QQ for short
The Dryer, The Better (13:13:03): QQQ*. can't forget that he's qool
The Dryer, The Better (13:13:22): And a qat
No Condom, No Problem (13:15:30): Qool Qat Quarl
Going In Dry (13:21:05): Get to the qar!
No Condom, No Problem (14:27:09): So I have an idea for something I call Challenge Gym and I want your opinions
No Condom, No Problem (14:27:36): Basically, the idea is that we charge a higher than normal rate for a membership to kind of a crappy gym, say like 30 or 40 a month
No Condom, No Problem (14:28:28): But the catch is that if you lose X amount of weight there in a year, we will pay you back double your membership
No Condom, No Problem (14:29:00): however, this gym is rigged. no outside water allowed and the water we give out for free is full of weight gaining protein
No Condom, No Problem (14:29:11): the lights are so bright that it makes it hard to concentrate
No Condom, No Problem (14:29:25): lullabies play over the loudspeakers to get rid of your motivation
No Condom, No Problem (14:30:15): we also host competitive eating events once a week at the gym where the winner gets $100. so this is a cost, but if there are multiple people entering this contest, there's only one winner who gets $100, and the rest of them just ate like 15 donuts for nothing
No Condom, No Problem (14:30:54): finally our trainers are all assholes who will insult and fat shame you subtley
No Condom, No Problem (14:30:57): subtlely
No Condom, No Problem (14:31:55): you pay yearly at this gym. so some schmuck will be like "wow, I pay $400~ right now, then I basically just start exercising, lose weight, look/feel better, and then get like $1k at the end of the year. What a deal!"
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:31:57): I say the trainers just say you did great but you didn't do anything
No Condom, No Problem (14:32:08): that's a good idea too
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:32:11): Like hey you jogged for 5 minutes great work out
No Condom, No Problem (14:32:27): it's called interval training, bro. today's workout is 5 minute intervals
No Condom, No Problem (14:32:33): tomorrow we'll do 6
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:32:48): But don't over train
No Condom, No Problem (14:33:19): gotta get your solid 2 days of rest. you coming to the soda chug challenge tomorrow bro?
Going In Dry (14:33:37): Ranch it up tuesdays
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:33:46): Nah I can't. It's almost Christmas so I'm doing the Egg Nog challenge
Going In Dry (14:33:46): Free ranch with each pizza slice
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:33:54): Drink your body weight in eggnog
No Condom, No Problem (14:34:03): sick workout bro, you crushed it at those forearm curls. now how do you want your wings?
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:34:10): Free pizza with a bottle of ranch
No Condom, No Problem (14:34:46): i think we'd make a shitload of money with this
No Condom, No Problem (14:34:49): it's basically a gym ponzi scheme
Going In Dry (14:35:35): I have an idea too. Currently right now America has the equivalent of a flat tax style gym pricing, everyone pays the same fee
Going In Dry (14:35:56): I saw, make the weakling pay for it, make it proportional to how much you lift in comparison to other people at the same gym
The Dryer, The Better (14:36:21): Like you pay less if you can lift more
Going In Dry (14:36:29): So the strongest pay the least and the weakest/people who don't go have higher bills that subsidize the people who do go
The Dryer, The Better (14:36:50): I actually like it. Incentive to keep lifting more
No Condom, No Problem (14:37:02): this isn't fair to the 1% in the ultra jacked bracket
Going In Dry (14:37:14): So people sign up in january, give ip, end up having their payments increase due to lower rankings which is contractually allowed and it pays for the people who do go
The Dryer, The Better (14:37:20): They own the gym, ya Dingus
Going In Dry (14:37:29): Honestly you could maybe really do this just based on attendence
No Condom, No Problem (14:37:29): no that's the jews
Going In Dry (14:37:41): Since so many gyms have people on the books who don't go at all
No Condom, No Problem (14:38:07): lol the fat tax
The Dryer, The Better (14:38:17): Attendance don't mean shit. Gotta have a lift log.
Going In Dry (14:38:22): Lazy Tax
No Condom, No Problem (14:38:34): well if you wanted to get people to go you could make the prices inversely based on how little you can lift
No Condom, No Problem (14:38:41): so the jacked guys would get their weak friends to go
No Condom, No Problem (14:38:43): to save money
Going In Dry (14:38:51): Well I mean a 250 guy will put lift any girl. We need to separate by gender and then maybe do it proportional to body weight or something
The Dryer, The Better (14:39:27): Lift the American way
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:08:24): Fuck that. I put up the most weight therefore I'm better then you
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:08:34): That's how I live my life
No Condom, No Problem (15:10:17): thats american
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:36:02): I'm so nice to help desk people.
No Condom, No Problem (16:36:42): They're not real people
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:36:46): Nigga put me on hold for 20 minutes and I asked him how his day was and explained why he spells Mark with a K
No Condom, No Problem (16:37:11): You told him how to spell his name?
No Condom, No Problem (16:37:15): That is a bold move
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:37:26): Why he spells it
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:38:08): The I Ties spell it with the C because it's the romantic spelling g of it. Same with Frenchy
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:38:33): Germanic spell it with the K. Like if Brian had a son or hitler. They would have a K
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:38:59): If Josh had a kid it would be a CH. or H. There would be like 12 ways to spell it
No Condom, No Problem (16:41:06): So josh's son is Joch
No Condom, No Problem (16:41:16): I like it
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:41:39): His middle name would be Steven but spelt Strep
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:42:01): Joch Strep
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:52:30): Sooooo
No Condom, No Problem (16:52:51): He wants the D so bad
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:53:20): I know
Going In Dry (16:53:31): Tell him he's satisfied you more than any man before him
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:56:39): Dave and Buster to NJ soon
Going In Dry (17:02:17): Invite Mark
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:10:21): Sup Gay Racist Slur. How's your wiener
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:24:56): I want to write a movie. But not a movie about biting dicks off.
The Dryer, The Better (17:26:07): I want to write a movie, about biting dicks off
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:33:39): This robot might want to fuck me
Going In Dry (17:35:10): I don't think it's a robot just a guy who is growing fonder of you by the second
Going In Dry (17:35:46): See this is why you shouldn't be nice to them. You were probably the first person to be nice to him at this job in years and now you got a stage 5 clinger
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:35:54): Oh if both of you want your stupid Politic boners to be fulfilled. Race for the White House is on saw for 20 bucks
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:37:09): Get your crazy Commie Fantasies of a hippie in the White House. What next. A black man in the White House
Going In Dry (19:24:09): Apparently steves telling people on Facebook that some of their products are scams and he helped put a criminal away
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:02:49): What
The Dryer, The Better (20:05:37): Isn't Steve the criminal?
No Condom, No Problem (21:20:25): Jeb bush: repeal every single thing Obama has done in the last 8 years
The Dryer, The Better (21:20:55): Fuckin GOP
Going In Dry (21:23:38): I'm behind my mom paused it saw them talk about minimum wage
No Condom, No Problem (21:24:31): I just really hate rubio. He seems so slimy and fake, moreso than anyone else on that stage
No Condom, No Problem (21:24:46): Rand Paul seems kind of cool
No Condom, No Problem (21:26:15): I bet he smokes mad kush
Going In Dry (21:30:20): Dank paul
Going In Dry (21:30:37): Honestly there's a lot I like about Paul
Going In Dry (21:30:59): He just has some other crazy libertarian ideas about certain things
The Dryer, The Better (21:35:41): Lewis black has a good bit about both rand and Ron Paul. Their ideas exist on the extremes. They're either extremely stupid or extremely bright, but nowhere in the middle
The Dryer, The Better (21:36:45): And this is what I mean when I say the GOP doesn't exist anymore. There's the establishment like Jeb, libertarians like Paul, Uber conservatives like Cruz and Huckabee. It's chaos.
The Dryer, The Better (21:37:56): And that's not to say it doesn't exist with dems either. There's establishment dems like Hillary and O'Malley, then extreme liberals like Sanders
No Condom, No Problem (21:38:47): You don't think Bernie Sanders is the same thing thoufh?
No Condom, No Problem (21:38:53): Like an extreme
No Condom, No Problem (21:39:28): The Republican party is just super fragmented
Going In Dry (21:39:41): Sanders is extreme
The Dryer, The Better (21:40:02): Yeah, I said Sanders is extreme
Going In Dry (21:40:13): Hillary and Carcetti are pretty typical though
The Dryer, The Better (21:41:33): Yeah. Hillary is next president.
No Condom, No Problem (21:41:50): Yea probably
Going In Dry (21:42:13): I actually think it will be a GOP guy
The Dryer, The Better (21:42:20): I have a bet i made with Zach like 4 years ago, if Hillary runs, she wins.
Going In Dry (21:42:51): I think things are shifting back to a conservative America at the moment and some GOP guy will win
The Dryer, The Better (21:43:14): I don't think GOP will win. A woman candidate is a new thing and GOP field is currently in disarray
The Dryer, The Better (21:43:33): Not a good sign of solidarity amongst the party
The Dryer, The Better (21:44:19): Young people may come out to vote again because of a woman candidate, just like in 08 for the black guy
Going In Dry (21:44:21): People really don't like hillary and she's essentially essentially a man
Going In Dry (21:44:40): I think young people are split on hillary and sanders
The Dryer, The Better (21:45:23): I don't like Hillary, but I think they prefer her over any GOP candidate. I prefer Sanders
Going In Dry (21:46:30): If it's hillary trump and sanders is running without the nomination who are you voting for?
The Dryer, The Better (21:46:59): Hillary
The Dryer, The Better (21:47:41): Has the best chance
No Condom, No Problem (21:51:05): Trump ftw lol
Going In Dry (21:52:58): I may just embrace death at tat point and vote trump
Going In Dry (21:53:22): Wait for him to do his great reveal and let everyone know he's actually still a huge liberal
Wednesday, 11 November 2015
The Dryer, The Better (04:41:42): http://www.avclub.com/article/somebody-took-out-full-page-ad-hollywood-reporter--228227
No Condom, No Problem (06:48:48): This is the kind of shit I'd do if I was rich
My Exit is also and Entrance (07:16:17): Hey any of you guys get your Straight White Guy checks in the mail from the government yet? I haven't seen mine
My Exit is also and Entrance (07:56:35): Also I'm going to be trying out new gyms. Anyone want to join me ?
No Condom, No Problem (07:58:44): Nah I can't, i barely have time to go to the gym I go to now lol
Going In Dry (08:01:13): Ditto that
Going In Dry (09:10:07): Josh you got a link on that Lewis black thing on rand paul?
The Dryer, The Better (09:25:26): Nah. Come to think of it, it may have been an interview on the radio or TV. And it was pointed mostly at his dad, but they do share a lot of political opinions
Going In Dry (09:29:36): I'm reading his opinions some are super progressive
Going In Dry (09:30:01): He wants to give felons the right to vote 5 years after release which isn't something anyone's talked about thus far in any debate
No Condom, No Problem (09:30:36): Republicans just want to fry em
The Dryer, The Better (09:31:52): I like a lot of Ron Paul's shit. Good on prison reform with Cory Booker. Good on drones. Good on surveillance. Foreign policy to an extent
The Dryer, The Better (09:32:02): There other shit that is bothersome though
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:39:55): Do any of you guys find Amy Schumer funny?
No Condom, No Problem (14:42:13): She's ok
Going In Dry (14:45:02): She's a hog
Going In Dry (14:45:06): Capeesh?
The Dryer, The Better (15:52:46): No. I don't like her delivery at all
The Dryer, The Better (15:52:58): It seems forced
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:10:33): I agree. She is trying to hard to not try
No Condom, No Problem (16:12:05): She's still starting ouy
No Condom, No Problem (16:12:07): Out
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:30:48): Pete. Stop seeing the good in people
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:31:10): I dislike her very much
Going In Dry (16:32:56): She's no sarah silverman
No Condom, No Problem (16:38:45): Sarah cuckman
The Dryer, The Better (17:38:12): The Sarah Silverman program was good
The Dryer, The Better (17:38:46): Especially cause the 2 gay characters in the show were named Brian and Steve
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:23:54): That's real life Josh
Thursday, 12 November 2015
The Dryer, The Better (10:21:33): It's Nate night
Going In Dry (10:22:09): I'm down for late date night watching nate with my mates
No Condom, No Problem (10:24:08): I'm in
No Condom, No Problem (10:24:26): I'm going to the gym after work and then I'll come to edison. It's at 9 or 10?
The Dryer, The Better (10:24:33): 10
Going In Dry (10:24:36): Think 10?
Going In Dry (10:24:43): Have you seen any of this season pete
No Condom, No Problem (10:33:57): Nope
Going In Dry (17:58:59): Two new never before seen cats have started coming to our backyard I had no idea my area even had this many feral cats
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:00:49): They might not be feral
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:00:56): Just outside cats
Going In Dry (18:01:13): I suspect one is cause its as fat as Garfield
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:01:37): Outside cats are known to have multiple families
Going In Dry (18:02:16): Lori started putting cat nip in the food I think they just smelled it lol
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:02:31): Lori is becoming a car lady
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:02:33): Cat
The Dryer, The Better (18:02:54): She should chill on that.
Going In Dry (18:03:29): She's single handedly driving the property value of this house down
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:04:02): I thought I was the only one who could do that. Now I'm gunna have to shit so much more on your lawn
No Condom, No Problem (18:39:24): Gonna go to the gym then I'll head to edison after
No Condom, No Problem (19:31:43): Gonna head down now if its cool with you guys
Going In Dry (19:32:11): Yarp
No Condom, No Problem (19:33:28): Cool just gonna get changed into something more comfortable \ufffd
The Dryer, The Better (19:34:47): Cheetah print banana hammock, please
No Condom, No Problem (20:19:22): Here and queer
Friday, 13 November 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:33:13): None
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:06:39): I got promoted last night
No Condom, No Problem (15:08:06): Promoted?
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:08:39): I got my white blue belt
No Condom, No Problem (15:13:35): Now you're swimming with the big fish
No Condom, No Problem (15:13:40): What were you before
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:17:35): White
No Condom, No Problem (15:23:24): Off white
Going In Dry (15:35:04): I thought we agreed eggshell white
Going In Dry (15:35:07): Either way congrats
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:39:27): Thanks. Now I get a sweet belt with a blue strip to show I still suck
No Condom, No Problem (15:46:15): Are you a killing machine yet?
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:46:32): Pete. You know I always was
The Dryer, The Better (15:46:48): Sex machine, killing machine. All the same
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:47:01): Killing sex all day
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:47:43): Anyone want to come to practice tomorrow ?
No Condom, No Problem (17:50:01): Nope won't be around d tomorrow
Going In Dry (17:50:17): Cant
Going In Dry (17:50:22): You guys hear about paris?
The Dryer, The Better (17:50:38): Work. Nah. What happened?
No Condom, No Problem (17:51:25): Shooting at an eagles of death metal concert
The Dryer, The Better (17:51:51): Isis again?
Going In Dry (17:52:12): Also explosion grenades thrown at France - Germany soccer match and explosion at shopping mall
No Condom, No Problem (17:55:18): Jesus
No Condom, No Problem (17:55:26): There's hostages at the concert too
No Condom, No Problem (17:55:30): Are these related
No Condom, No Problem (17:57:01): Apparently this is all related
Going In Dry (17:57:12): Yea it looks like from what I see
Going In Dry (17:57:37): NYPD increased security around french embassy
No Condom, No Problem (17:59:16): Thanks Religion of Peace
Going In Dry (18:01:40): Also shooting at a resultant and a suicide bomber
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:01:46): Who attacks the French
Going In Dry (18:01:50): Restaurant*
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:02:09): Anyone know who is responsible
No Condom, No Problem (18:03:22): Prob Isis or something
Going In Dry (18:03:24): Nothing confirm. I'd guess ISIS but who knows
No Condom, No Problem (18:03:34): I mean they attacked France for Charlie hebdo
The Dryer, The Better (18:07:26): I feel now, more so than after 9/11, that a big war is coming. Especially with all the shit in the middle East, then you've got Russia rebuilding their empire.
Going In Dry (18:07:40): 6 different locations were hit
The Dryer, The Better (18:08:18): And north Korea. Then china is starting shit in the south china sea
No Condom, No Problem (18:08:56): And then we live in a mad max society
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:11:45): I feel like these aren't countries though.
The Dryer, The Better (18:11:57): Also, India and Pakistan are the worst of enemies and they both have a lot of nukes
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:12:00): Like a true war is nationalist.
Going In Dry (18:12:38): Any nuke usage is bad for anyone, hello nuclear winter
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:13:01): Yea once one goes. Then it's just bad news bears all around
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:14:47): We all got to start doing cardio then.
The Dryer, The Better (18:14:55): And Mexico is sending all their rapists across our border
Going In Dry (18:15:26): We need to build a sky wall
The Dryer, The Better (18:15:59): It hovers. When someone tries to cross, guillotine bitches
The Dryer, The Better (18:29:39): Executing hostages
The Dryer, The Better (18:29:50): Live fire on TV
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:30:11): Yea I'm watch CNN
Going In Dry (18:50:55): Holy shit
Going In Dry (18:51:16): Do the hostage takers have demands?
The Dryer, The Better (18:51:44): Not that I've heard
The Dryer, The Better (18:52:23): Lot of people in Paris saying they're trapped, but it could be terrorists trying to lure cops into another bomb
The Dryer, The Better (18:52:32): On social media that is
No Condom, No Problem (19:02:27): Holy shit martial law in France
The Dryer, The Better (19:02:45): Where'd you hear that?
The Dryer, The Better (19:03:15): State of emergency last I checked
No Condom, No Problem (19:04:48): I heard the police are allowed to enter homes without a warrant
The Dryer, The Better (19:06:00): Damn
The Dryer, The Better (19:17:50): 100 more dead at the theater
The Dryer, The Better (19:18:41): Who's draft dodging?
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:51:58): I'm undraftable
The Dryer, The Better (19:53:41): Same for most Americans
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:54:08): I'm almost legally blind. I might actually be there soon.
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:54:16): I'm not kidding
Going In Dry (19:54:20): I'm flat-footed is that a thing still
The Dryer, The Better (19:54:40): What the fuck you talking about blind?
The Dryer, The Better (19:54:52): And flat footed don't cut it no more
No Condom, No Problem (19:54:53): Aren't we all too old at this point anyway
The Dryer, The Better (19:55:02): No
No Condom, No Problem (19:55:10): What's the cut off
The Dryer, The Better (19:55:34): Who knows, but I doubt it's less than 30
The Dryer, The Better (19:55:45): Plus, draft doesn't even exist
No Condom, No Problem (19:56:21): They won't need another draft tbh
No Condom, No Problem (19:56:30): Not with today's technology
Going In Dry (20:12:46): Well we are all signed up for it
The Dryer, The Better (20:13:12): O yeah. That's true. When you're 18
Going In Dry (20:21:07): Yup like it or not were all signed up
No Condom, No Problem (20:41:44): Still I wouldn't worry too much about it
No Condom, No Problem (20:42:00): Future of warfare will be with tomahawk missles and shit
No Condom, No Problem (20:42:02): Drones
Going In Dry (20:42:06): I'm freaking out man
No Condom, No Problem (20:42:26): Yeah this is pretty fucking insane
The Dryer, The Better (20:51:32): I wouldn't freak out. I was completely joking about a draft. I am genuinely concerned that WW3 is going down within the next 10 years
Going In Dry (21:03:21): I was kidding about draft
Going In Dry (21:03:33): But I agree I'm scared for world war 3
The Dryer, The Better (21:05:23): I hate to say it, but I feel like a world war is inevitable every other generation or so. Humans too easily forget the past. But we also just enjoy fighting.
No Condom, No Problem (21:05:52): Eh we have too many worldwide corporations now
Going In Dry (21:05:52): It can be profitable too right that's always motivation
The Dryer, The Better (21:06:25): We should have worldwide purge war every 33 years
The Dryer, The Better (21:06:40): Like the Olympics, for death
The Dryer, The Better (21:06:57): No nukes. They're steroids
No Condom, No Problem (23:34:58): I work with jungle children
The Dryer, The Better (23:35:22): Poor dende
No Condom, No Problem (23:35:37): There's this one child, Dendee, he was a huge inspiration for me. He was kidnapped by babboons
My Exit is also and Entrance (23:35:42): I miss Dante
The Dryer, The Better (23:35:48): He probably tasted good. Like a decent veal
My Exit is also and Entrance (23:36:01): AC Dante
No Condom, No Problem (23:37:39): AC Dante is dead and he ain't coming back k
Saturday, 14 November 2015
No Condom, No Problem (00:20:06): Watching a cucking live now
No Condom, No Problem (00:23:24): Brian you'd love this
The Dryer, The Better (00:23:58): Wait, what are you watching?
No Condom, No Problem (00:25:33): I'm at a bar
No Condom, No Problem (00:25:44): There is serious cuckage
The Dryer, The Better (00:26:12): Would you watch a play of it?
No Condom, No Problem (00:27:30): Without a doubt
No Condom, No Problem (00:27:36): Watching a relationship die
No Condom, No Problem (00:27:39): Cuck style
No Condom, No Problem (00:27:45): It's Jessie's roommate lol
Going In Dry (01:14:06): What is happening please elaborate
No Condom, No Problem (08:37:07): Watched her grind up on and then go home with a guy that wasn't her bf. And her bf knows this guy lol so even though he wasn't there it was an LDC (long distance cuck)
Going In Dry (08:56:11): That's fucked up lol
No Condom, No Problem (08:56:36): Just another day living as a cuck
The Dryer, The Better (11:08:07): Democratic debate tonight anyone?
No Condom, No Problem (11:42:26): Nah won't be around
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:05:04): Roused Holms fight tonight. Should be really good
No Condom, No Problem (14:32:32): Aka 3 seconds
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:36:04): Nah Holmes got hands. If she can keep standing she will have it
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:28:33): Wanna watch the fight some place ?
No Condom, No Problem (16:36:17): Not around tonight sorry
The Dryer, The Better (17:31:13): Debate is on
Going In Dry (17:31:21): Right now?
Going In Dry (17:32:26): I hope the STDs "Shillary" Clinton has had prepared her for the bern she's about to feel
No Condom, No Problem (17:33:41): I wonder how many questions she will defer tonight
The Dryer, The Better (17:35:12): Later.
The Dryer, The Better (17:35:29): Guarantee Paris will be talked about in great detail though
Going In Dry (17:35:47): Yea for sure
Going In Dry (17:35:59): I heard McDonald's has started offering french fries in support if paris
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:31:19): So wanna watch the fight ?
The Dryer, The Better (18:34:17): Debate
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:41:26): The good fights don't happen until 11-12 ish
No Condom, No Problem (22:13:45): How was the debate? Did Hilary answer any questions
The Dryer, The Better (22:15:35): Eh. Candidates are just jabbing at one another. Boring
No Condom, No Problem (22:15:52): Politics in a nutshell
Going In Dry (22:24:41): How'd bernie do
No Condom, No Problem (22:30:04): He wants the 1% to buy all Americans a PS4 now
No Condom, No Problem (22:30:42): Americans making under 250k should not be forced to be noobs because they can't afford the next generation of gaming
My Exit is also and Entrance (22:31:47): Fucking Commie. Donald Trump wants Xbox. An Armenian company
The Dryer, The Better (22:31:49): He just said remove weed from schedule 1. Not new but still important
Going In Dry (22:57:15): In NJ we need a Democrat governor and get the weed thing back on the ballot
My Exit is also and Entrance (23:01:10): Honestly I don't really care\nIf weed gets legalized. I'm kinda over it. That and drinking
The Dryer, The Better (23:02:13): Wouldn't be surprised if you see that guy we saw at your dad's fundraiser run for Governor
The Dryer, The Better (23:02:32): Wyzniski or whatever
My Exit is also and Entrance (23:02:33): Bruce Wayne?
My Exit is also and Entrance (23:02:40): He seems distracted
No Condom, No Problem (23:02:49): I want it legalized lol
No Condom, No Problem (23:03:02): Not just for me, but all the people in prison
Going In Dry (23:03:04): Yea he seemed governorish and I def want it legalized lol
The Dryer, The Better (23:03:14): Legal. All the way
The Dryer, The Better (23:03:36): Ridiculous that I was arrested for 0.2 grams
No Condom, No Problem (23:03:36): Plus I still like to smoke weed ;) 429
No Condom, No Problem (23:03:41): 440
The Dryer, The Better (23:03:51): 1089
Going In Dry (23:05:49): 640 bro
The Dryer, The Better (23:06:41): Ranch it up
No Condom, No Problem (23:07:32): Get high and stay high my niggas
Sunday, 15 November 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (07:36:28): Holly Holm head kicked knocked out Rousey
My Exit is also and Entrance (07:49:13): Like I said. If Holly kept it standing it was hers to lose
My Exit is also and Entrance (07:49:47): I was looking at the highlights. Holms made Rhonda look stupid. She just danced around her
Going In Dry (08:41:11): Good I want to see the match now lol
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:50:04): We could have went last night
No Condom, No Problem (09:30:05): I was too busy with my Terryology
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:12:16): I hate people. The caption is this is the same girl at every event. Like there isn't any white burnettes in America or France
No Condom, No Problem (11:14:13): This is the real terrorist
The Dryer, The Better (11:25:07): I think Brian wert is on to something
The Dryer, The Better (11:25:42): It seems like Obama always has something to say after the fact, too
No Condom, No Problem (11:27:54): Cool clock ahmed
Going In Dry (13:50:26): 711 was a part time job
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:57:47): I want to make a fedora to fitness. We get Europhic neck beards to work out and such for the chance to take a girl out on a date in which they pay for
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:57:56): Literally we just need cameras
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:59:51): None
Going In Dry (15:19:30): And a willing girl
Going In Dry (15:19:38): That's the harder part
Monday, 16 November 2015
No Condom, No Problem (10:35:43): Uh oh
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:38:19): Who let them write them write thy stroy
Going In Dry (10:39:16): Video games, the last bastion of terrorist communications
No Condom, No Problem (10:39:19): "if you see a fire flower in the second half of level 2-2 then you know to begin shooting"
No Condom, No Problem (10:40:36): "Ahmed has a 1.5kdr in Call of Duty! Begin the terrorism!"
No Condom, No Problem (11:17:27): also would you guys want to go to a pool bar sometime? i drive by Q22 every day on my way to work (scotch plains) and the yelp reviews seem promising
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:27:08): Like Olympic sized or just 25 meters?
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:27:22): Are we signing up for a relay?
No Condom, No Problem (11:32:31): Just bring a speedo
The Dryer, The Better (11:34:24): I'm down
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:34:28): Like full suit or European
The Dryer, The Better (14:35:23): Apparently the Pope said we're already in the third world war
Going In Dry (14:35:56): The war on christmas
No Condom, No Problem (14:41:37): Starbucks was a declaration of war
The Dryer, The Better (14:44:40): What was the commotion even about with that cup?
No Condom, No Problem (14:49:43): people got mad when starbucks released their new cup
No Condom, No Problem (14:49:43): http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/040/700/ac8.jpg
The Dryer, The Better (14:50:24): What was there to get mad about?
No Condom, No Problem (14:57:22): Whatever cucks run breitbart these days got mad that starbucks took the festive snowflakes and shit off their holiday cups
No Condom, No Problem (14:57:28): and the article got big on social media
No Condom, No Problem (14:57:35): people made videos and stuff about it, etc
The Dryer, The Better (14:59:21): Fucking idiots.
The Dryer, The Better (14:59:38): What kind of protein should I get? Not trying to surrender a crazy amount of money
The Dryer, The Better (14:59:49): Spend*
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:59:55): Go to Costco
The Dryer, The Better (14:59:55): Surrender works too though
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:00:01): They have a big selections
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:00:07): You can try mine
Going In Dry (15:00:13): Also it became a thing to tell people their name was merry Christmas so they had to put it on the cups
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:01:01): I use Combat Protein. IsoPure is good. Are you Allergic to milk or just lactose intolerant like me
The Dryer, The Better (15:01:29): I avoid lactose altogether
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:02:29): You can get once with milk but they have to boil it twice. That break downs the lactose. I know Whey is good. Muscle farm. Did you start working out yet ?
The Dryer, The Better (15:03:43): Today
Going In Dry (15:05:50): Get ready to get those glutes worked \ufffd\ufffd
The Dryer, The Better (15:08:18): Butt stuff
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:10:20): When you get to freak beast you can wear this shirt
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:10:32): Also since your day one. Don't buy protein yet you don't need it
Going In Dry (15:11:05): Yea at this point it's more about the roids
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:13:36): I have been lifting for over a year and just started using protein.
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:13:58): Did you join a gym ?
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:15:02): What's everyone's max at these day. Military bench squat dead. And curl
The Dryer, The Better (15:15:13): Karabinchak fucknasium
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:15:58): You are working out in Brian's basement
Going In Dry (15:16:33): Jealous? \ufffd
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:17:55): Of your no gainz gym. Yea. Call me when you get a wall mirror so I can look at myself while I lift. I don't want everyone else to get to see that amazing sight and not me
Going In Dry (15:19:44): Ok Patrick Bateman
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:20:05): That nigga was swole
No Condom, No Problem (15:22:40): Make sure to lift to Huey Lewis and the news
Going In Dry (15:22:58): It's hip to be a square body shape
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:15:34): Does the Karabinchak Fucknasim have a free trial. I got a buddy thy I lift with and we want to lift there and grunt really load and show the other patrons our pumps and make them feel bad about themselves
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:16:01): I want to preach the Swoly Bible
No Condom, No Problem (16:21:20): Then you need to lift with Greg Zanetti
No Condom, No Problem (16:22:04): Aka "The Body of Christ"
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:22:15): I lift Greg Zanetti
No Condom, No Problem (16:23:30): i don't know, he's taking jesus abs to a new level
No Condom, No Problem (16:23:49): imagine how afraid of sin you will be when you enter his church
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:27:38): When he does pushes up. He keeps the evil down
No Condom, No Problem (16:28:59): do you even pray bro?
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:36:40): They only carbs I eat is the body of Christ
Tuesday, 17 November 2015
No Condom, No Problem (09:47:42): http://i.imgur.com/FTGCJbKh.jpg
The Dryer, The Better (09:49:19): PC POlease
No Condom, No Problem (11:03:50): also
No Condom, No Problem (11:03:50): http://i.imgur.com/5I53hRb.jpg
The Dryer, The Better (11:22:48): Cool parents
My Exit is also and Entrance (12:33:37): None
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:02:06): Rousey is going to be on the cover of UFC 2
The Dryer, The Better (21:08:29): She ugly
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:08:52): They are trying out a few covers
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:08:58): This is my favorite
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:09:03): None
The Dryer, The Better (21:09:07): Won't change the ugly
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:11:13): I'm a Mesiha Tate fan. She petty
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:11:17): Pretty
Going In Dry (21:38:46): It's the EA cover curse
Going In Dry (21:39:20): "If Islam is a religion of peace, see extreme Islamist should be extremely peaceful" -seen on 4chan lol
Wednesday, 18 November 2015
Going In Dry (09:18:24): https://youtu.be/4CL4LNWHegk
The Dryer, The Better (09:25:14): John Wick and Travolta http://imgur.com/gallery/9keYEfM
The Dryer, The Better (09:29:28): This is a sequel, while completely unnecessary, actually looks pretty good
Going In Dry (09:29:59): Yea and I didn't even see Travolta the first two times lol
No Condom, No Problem (09:46:14): I think Rousey was less of the EA curse and more of the "never had a serious fight" curse
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:48:12): The UFC wanted to bank on her. She did to much and got to cocky. They gave her fights in her favor. She is a good competitor. But she has major holes in her game.
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:48:23): Holy Holm just had her way with her
Going In Dry (09:49:03): Dana and Joe Rogans faces when they rose Hollys hand were funny lol
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:49:45): They interviewed Dana after the match and you could see him thinking well fuck
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:50:35): Also everything is Pr control for Ronda. No congrats to Holm. Just hey she only lost one fight. She will come back stronger
Going In Dry (09:51:08): Yea, heard she didn't do a post match interview either but her brain still may have been scrambled to be fair
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:51:31): She was sent to the hospital. Her lip was split
No Condom, No Problem (09:57:37): That fight was so brutal lol
The Dryer, The Better (09:58:14): UFC needs to reinstate the PRIDE tournament
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:58:51): They won't. They sell to much on one fight.
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:59:38): They could have Mcgregor and Aldo in the same bracket. But they both lose and you have two undercard guys in the finals
The Dryer, The Better (09:59:39): They'd still be one off fights, with months in between. Illegal in the US to fight more than once in a single day
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:10:37): It was a really good farm system
Going In Dry (18:42:25): Just saw Alex in stop n shop apparently he has probation, 10k fine to pay off at his leisure and that's it
Going In Dry (18:42:49): I asked how he got that deal he said cause he was white lol
The Dryer, The Better (18:43:09): Jesus. He got off light
No Condom, No Problem (18:44:19): My boy
No Condom, No Problem (18:44:40): I'm glad he's ok though lol I'm sure he played the white card well
Going In Dry (18:45:05): His hair cut is worse though
The Dryer, The Better (18:47:43): How could it get worse?
Going In Dry (18:48:26): It looks you you described zachs hair
The Dryer, The Better (18:52:44): Stupid
Going In Dry (19:02:18): Yea short all around the sides long on top, mini man bun at back
The Dryer, The Better (19:04:31): That's Zach
Going In Dry (19:04:43): That's how's alex looked
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:49:11): POWER
Thursday, 19 November 2015
The Dryer, The Better (10:01:18): I've decided. When I'm in public office I will close every speech with, "Be excellent to each other." \n\nLeave it up to the audience to say, "Party on dudes."
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:03:14): None
No Condom, No Problem (10:15:52): 69 dude!
The Dryer, The Better (15:05:08): Hey mates.
Going In Dry (15:05:42): It's fate
The Dryer, The Better (15:05:57): That tonight
No Condom, No Problem (16:13:23): I'll try and come
No Condom, No Problem (16:13:29): And also watch with you guys ;)
No Condom, No Problem (16:48:45): None
Going In Dry (17:00:26): I just saw that lol
No Condom, No Problem (19:52:41): Gonna leave for edison in a few
Going In Dry (19:54:16): Cool cool cool
The Dryer, The Better (20:18:11): Watching 30 rock with barfbeito is close to unbearable. Her ability to grasp comedy is hanging on by the thinnest of threads
No Condom, No Problem (20:22:39): Yea shes a downie
Friday, 20 November 2015
The Dryer, The Better (08:49:26): See this shit, 137 hostages in Mali. 3 dead
Going In Dry (08:49:43): I heard part of it on npr this morning
The Dryer, The Better (08:49:47): France deployed special forces
The Dryer, The Better (08:50:07): Some Muslim hostages released
No Condom, No Problem (08:52:06): Damn
No Condom, No Problem (08:52:20): They really want a war
Going In Dry (08:55:19): Time to move to canada
The Dryer, The Better (08:57:06): Not so fast. They were in Iraq and Afghanistan with us. And until last month they bombed Isis too. Also, remember there was an attack inside their parliament building
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:57:37): I'm moving to Mexico
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:57:49): Nothing to do with this. I want to be a drug king pin
The Dryer, The Better (08:58:52): I want to be a bowling pin
No Condom, No Problem (09:00:56): Who you calling pinhead Larry?
Going In Dry (09:03:01): I want to grow up to be a firetruck
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:55:20): Today is national transgender day. And I want to tell you guys. I'm straight and I feel like I'm truly a guy inside. Please try to stay strong for me
The Dryer, The Better (10:56:10): How come straight white males don't have their own day?
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:56:50): I don't know. I feel truly left out and under appreciated as an upper middle class white male
The Dryer, The Better (10:57:53): Maybe that's all Hitler was trying to say. The Jews were trying to silence him
The Dryer, The Better (10:58:06): White people need to be appreciated.
No Condom, No Problem (11:02:22): i think we should form a group to appreciate white men. a clan, so to speak
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:02:52): A Kool Kids Klan.
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:03:08): Like to show we are down with today's society
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:03:27): And we should wear white sheets to show we aren't ghosts of the past
No Condom, No Problem (11:03:54): And burn crosses because heavy metal is integral to white culture
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:06:14): I also want to help people take care of there lawns. I think we should tie ropes around black people and help them clean and trim there trees to promote better property value and curb appeal
The Dryer, The Better (11:07:15): Around them?
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:07:29): To help them get into the tree. For safety
The Dryer, The Better (11:07:54): Makes sense
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:08:16): Safety is the number one concern of the Kool Kids Klan
No Condom, No Problem (11:15:49): now this is progressive thinking
Going In Dry (11:16:58): POWERRRRR
The Dryer, The Better (11:18:11): Woah. Too far.
The Dryer, The Better (11:18:12): Too far
The Dryer, The Better (11:18:18): You're out
Going In Dry (11:19:02): I'm just promoting dental health
Going In Dry (11:19:09): None
The Dryer, The Better (11:22:03): Ah. OK. You're in
No Condom, No Problem (11:28:52): Lolol
My Exit is also and Entrance (11:31:44): None
No Condom, No Problem (11:32:14): Stormfront would be proud\n
Going In Dry (11:39:03): White privilege is being able to identify with what is truly inside of you
Saturday, 21 November 2015
The Dryer, The Better (10:20:07): Just remembered this was a thing
No Condom, No Problem (10:31:34): America fuck no :(
Going In Dry (11:23:35): Haley wants to know if people are down for a board game night
The Dryer, The Better (11:23:53): I'm down
No Condom, No Problem (11:32:49): I'll ask Jessie but the think she just wants to drink tonight
Going In Dry (11:33:23): Well I didn't say there wouldn't be drinking lol
No Condom, No Problem (11:33:47): I thought you guys were all going dry
No Condom, No Problem (11:34:19): None
Going In Dry (11:34:28): I don't play by the rules not even my own
No Condom, No Problem (11:35:15): I'm gonna go hit up Mike in a bit, tell Haley if she sees me by her house that I'm not trying to stalk her
Going In Dry (11:35:31): I'll wave to you
Going In Dry (11:54:28): Caitlin Jenner in addition to being against gay marriage still plans to vote republican for the next president lol
Going In Dry (11:55:11): Right now she says she plans on voting for Trump or Carson
The Dryer, The Better (12:09:55): How is this reality
Going In Dry (12:10:25): Actually I like it he's challenging our preconceived notions that gay or trangender people are automatically liberal
The Dryer, The Better (12:15:00): Carson said people that go to prison become gay. Seems counter productive
No Condom, No Problem (12:15:03): Also Caitlin Jenner pissed off people by saying the hardest part about being a woman is finding what to wear
Going In Dry (12:16:43): All he needs to do is now say that math and science is harder for her than it used to be
No Condom, No Problem (12:16:47): I think Caitlin Jenner is just setting trans people back if anything
No Condom, No Problem (12:17:21): Like the most high profile trans person on earth says marriage should be between a man and a woman lol
Going In Dry (12:18:39): There was a NPR story on a woman to man trans who said after testosterone therapy he did have more of an interest in math/science and understood it better so who knows maybe there's a chemical connection between testosterone and science
The Dryer, The Better (12:24:58): On average, women are better at math
The Dryer, The Better (12:25:15): Men are better at spatial reasoning
No Condom, No Problem (12:25:18): I should transition to get my math skills up
Going In Dry (12:26:01): Maybe the ones that go into math are but on average 90% of my math classes were men too
No Condom, No Problem (12:27:12): Whens the math test professor? Will I have enough time to begin an estrogen regiment by then?
The Dryer, The Better (12:27:15): That's just a problem with women being discouraged from entering STEM
Going In Dry (12:27:58): Or maybe testosterone does create interest in math/science but not ability
Going In Dry (12:28:14): Though your right it is a boys club
No Condom, No Problem (12:28:40): Probably because boy activities are stem based too
No Condom, No Problem (12:28:56): Video games, computers, cars, electronics, etc
Going In Dry (12:31:51): That's a good point. Do boys like those things cause of society though or is that still just STEMming from a natural inclination to STEM
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:19:01): I got practice for 3 hours and I miss the conversation
No Condom, No Problem (14:21:31): Stem, like it or hate it its here to stay
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:22:03): I'm not sure what exercises are in stem. That like crossfit.
No Condom, No Problem (14:23:39): Science technology engineering and deadlifts
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:24:42): Squats Trunk Extensions and Muscle Ups .
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:25:04): Yea I majored in STEM. Also really into BDSM
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:25:28): Bench Deadlift Squat Military press
The Dryer, The Better (14:25:46): I don't know how we've managed to neglect to inform Marc of Sam's new activity's. She had her first bortion.
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:26:10): HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT TELL ME THESE THINGS
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:26:18): Did I miss the party?
No Condom, No Problem (14:26:49): oh yea you missed a good one
No Condom, No Problem (14:26:58): this is why you need to start watching nathan for you
The Dryer, The Better (14:27:13): Also, I may have laughed her out of Brian's house
No Condom, No Problem (14:27:27): yea i think so lol
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:27:49): I miss everything. Damn my workout schedule
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:29:33): So tell me what happened
The Dryer, The Better (14:30:30): Got a bortion last month. Keeps banging raw dog. Will get more bortions.
Going In Dry (14:30:47): Had a threesome in Vegas with a random dude and an old friend
No Condom, No Problem (14:31:00): 2 months after her abortion
Going In Dry (14:31:02): Banged a dude in AC when she went there with her dad
No Condom, No Problem (14:31:18): just sam bein sam really
No Condom, No Problem (14:33:05): if she applied this level of reckless, impulsive risk taking to any other aspect of her life she would either be dead or a billionaire by now
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:58:24): I say both
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:42:00): So what are we doing tonight
The Dryer, The Better (16:51:39): I'll be home 930. Walking dead board game?
No Condom, No Problem (16:52:09): i have a feeling jessie will probably not be into that so im gonna sit tonight out lol
No Condom, No Problem (16:52:30): although if you guys want to watch the show tomorrow im down
The Dryer, The Better (16:52:48): I won't be home in time
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:54:47): It's Double Xp weekend for COD so you will have to sweeten the pot
No Condom, No Problem (16:55:12): ah ok
Sunday, 22 November 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:34:39): This ain't real right. Fox News is making this up
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:39:37): Also Hero went full neck beard
No Condom, No Problem (14:55:39): Big thing at Princeton now about removing Woodrow Wilson's name from a school wing
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:56:32): He did lay the blue prints for the UN
No Condom, No Problem (14:57:51): But he also didn't allow black students to attend Princeton when he was the president there, so I think it's a valid complaint
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:58:40): He was also super hardcore rascist
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:58:52): Like when the birth of a nation came out he loved it
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:01:08): Wasn't he president at the turn of the century?
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:04:29): Also I went to the Adolf Hitler school of painting and we didn't find anything wrong with it
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:08:54): A lot of water colors
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:08:59): And mirder
Going In Dry (15:19:03): What better way to get back at him then to make his wing the one of African American studies
Going In Dry (17:15:01): My and haley are doing good deeds sending girls messages from steves OKC account. I'm sure they'll appreciate the full sentences and proper spelling.
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:15:42): Yea but what happens when Steve gets back on
Going In Dry (17:15:49): Hell thank us
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:16:04): He will never truly be Halo 3
Going In Dry (17:16:36): We revived a dead conversation he had with a 19 year old bisexual sexpeirenced native American who's really into comedy movies
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:17:15): I'm like 90% sure that's a joke account
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:18:10): Or a Windago
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:18:27): If the latter. Please send me contact info. I have a score to settle
Going In Dry (17:20:42): None
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:21:27): Is that Steves profile?
Going In Dry (17:22:58): The one I wrote for him lol. Better than what he had "loyal, kind, in shy at first"
No Condom, No Problem (17:26:43): Don't you feel like this is false advertising though
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:27:04): A women needs to love Steve for Steve.
Going In Dry (17:28:05): But steve representing himself through text is also false advertising since he can't write in complete sentences to describe himself
No Condom, No Problem (17:28:05): In that sense "in shy at first" is a better description
Going In Dry (17:28:18): We haven't lied at all
Going In Dry (17:28:29): We just omitted some stuff
Going In Dry (17:28:56): Haleys learning the hardness of being a man on a dating site lol
Going In Dry (17:29:17): We got a message back to our well crafted message that was just "thanks (:"
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:30:05): I still say Steve needs to be Steve. If there are multiple wedding were the bride and groom are dressed as shrek. Steve can find love
Going In Dry (17:31:35): Lol funny you say multiple weddings
Going In Dry (17:31:50): Some girl asked who he was I'm the photo, he said he was the middle two people with their mouth open
No Condom, No Problem (17:32:21): Wait what
Going In Dry (17:33:47): Lol I laughed so hard when I saw that
Going In Dry (17:34:50): She stopped messaging, guess she's monogamous and looking for a relationship with only one man
Going In Dry (17:35:11): Another girl asked the same question, he said "one in middle with mouth open"
Going In Dry (17:35:36): She said OK and I thought that would have been it but them she continued the conversation
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:38:26): Get him a better picture
No Condom, No Problem (17:38:40): I think this is a lost cause unless you and Haley can stack on top of each other and go on the date in a giant trenchcoat so you don't know its two people
Going In Dry (17:39:22): We will give steve an earpiece
Going In Dry (17:39:26): Feed him lines
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:41:32): I could get Steve laid but he wouldn't follow along with anything and all my work wouldn't amount to shit
Going In Dry (17:41:40): Maybe find him a blind girl and then I do all the talking
No Condom, No Problem (17:55:20): How would you plan on getting Steve laid lol
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:55:36): Just lie a bunch
Going In Dry (17:58:38): After reading all his messages I think I need to give him an intervention
Going In Dry (17:58:45): And a grammar class
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:58:56): They sketchy
Going In Dry (17:59:32): Not sketchy just poorly spelled a lot and nonsensical sometimes
No Condom, No Problem (18:23:05): Ok intervention it is
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:22:40): When you let your sister do your nails \n
The Dryer, The Better (19:26:28): Sister fister
The Dryer, The Better (19:26:31): Gross
No Condom, No Problem (19:29:06): Why Marc
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:30:10): She likes doing nails and I'd figure we would spend quality time together
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:35:12): Plus I wanna look pretty like a princess
Going In Dry (19:38:25): Ha gayyyyyy
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:39:09): Duh
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:39:26): Dicks on Dicks on Dicks
Monday, 23 November 2015
No Condom, No Problem (08:13:58): My brother is straight up looking like a homeless person now
Going In Dry (08:19:23): What's he doing
No Condom, No Problem (08:23:44): He was wearing five layers and fingerless gloves today
No Condom, No Problem (08:23:58): It's like he pays a lot of money to look homeless
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:24:42): Dat Yeezy Line
Going In Dry (08:25:05): Is he wearing more than 1 jacket
No Condom, No Problem (08:25:11): Yup
No Condom, No Problem (08:25:22): A jacket and a lighter jacket under that one
No Condom, No Problem (08:37:22): He's like a menswear drifter
No Condom, No Problem (10:16:38): None
The Dryer, The Better (10:18:08): There's a picture of a rocket floating around where a soldier wrote in sharpie, "from Linda"
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:14:58): Cool Clock Amhed wants a cool 15 mil
Going In Dry (17:15:28): Really?
Going In Dry (17:15:45): The clock wasn't that cool
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:15:46): Yea. He is suing for 15 million for being mistreated
Going In Dry (17:16:26): I thought he left the usa
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:16:55): How else he gunna find his ISIS plots
No Condom, No Problem (17:18:39): That kid really is a piece of shit lol
Going In Dry (17:20:33): Being forced to meet our Muslim president is part of the mistreatment
Going In Dry (17:22:14): Then he was harassed by the likes of bill nye and Neil degrasse Tyson
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:23:05): "You call this a clock kid. You will never get into nasa with this weak ass shit" Bill Nye
No Condom, No Problem (17:23:22): Plus his awful tour of NASA and internships
No Condom, No Problem (17:23:36): He cucked America
Going In Dry (17:23:57): Mofo cucked us all now he's coming back for seconds
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:24:45): We got Linda
No Condom, No Problem (17:31:18): seriously though
No Condom, No Problem (17:31:22): this is some supervillain shit
No Condom, No Problem (17:32:01): creates a plot to get the kid arrested, gets massive media attention, takes advantage of this, moves to qatar, demands 15 million or we all look like bigots
Going In Dry (18:42:15): "We are legion don't forget that bk" -my brother
Going In Dry (18:42:51): When talking about anonymous hacking ISIS twitter accounts. I said you weren't apart of that he said "how do you know, all those late nights"
The Dryer, The Better (18:43:54): Steve can't hack. Guarantee it. Can't social engineer either
No Condom, No Problem (18:58:32): But he can create fake amazon reviews. If he gives Isis stuff enough 1 star reviews they will disband
Going In Dry (18:59:26): "I find the ISIS magazine both shallow and pedantic, 1/5"
Going In Dry (19:13:53): Found on my Google drive
No Condom, No Problem (19:19:18): Beautiful
No Condom, No Problem (19:19:22): I will finish it one day
No Condom, No Problem (19:19:32): With the raping robot in it
No Condom, No Problem (19:33:08): Rapebot is here for your pleasure
No Condom, No Problem (19:33:14): Initiating raping sequence
Going In Dry (20:50:37): Steve wants me to look up how to make a hydraulic car
Going In Dry (20:50:43): You know, one that runs on water
Tuesday, 24 November 2015
No Condom, No Problem (09:24:13): Josh , did you see the picture of Killer Mike working on Run the Jewels 3? He's replaced El P
No Condom, No Problem (09:24:22): None
Going In Dry (09:25:26): I watched Killer Mike talk before Bernie he did a great opening
No Condom, No Problem (09:26:25): i heard their new group will be called Run the Jews
The Dryer, The Better (09:41:23): Killer Mike and El Presidente
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:40:55): There are signs that say the silent majority stand with trump. No one who supports trump has ever been silent
No Condom, No Problem (10:42:15): Can't wait for prez Trump
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:42:24): Fuck that. My kids putting up 135 by age 1 or he's going back
No Condom, No Problem (10:56:26): Baby squats
No Condom, No Problem (12:15:14): http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2015/11/19/kindergarten-teacher-bans-legos-for-boys-citing-gender-equity/
No Condom, No Problem (12:15:31): i quit
My Exit is also and Entrance (12:15:51): Yea I saw that
Going In Dry (13:00:06): Really they were just tired of stepping on Legos
Wednesday, 25 November 2015
Going In Dry (07:57:54): Sam is apparently spending Thanksgiving with my family because she got into a fight with her parents
Going In Dry (08:00:11): Think another classic Sam story is around the corner
No Condom, No Problem (08:00:13): Of course
No Condom, No Problem (08:00:37): That's kind of sad tbh
Going In Dry (08:01:04): The whole weekend with my family in PA
No Condom, No Problem (08:02:56): Your parents are brave
Going In Dry (08:02:58): And yea but she does it to herself
No Condom, No Problem (08:03:12): true she could just say sorry
No Condom, No Problem (08:03:35): And then spend the limited time she has left with her parents on a major holiday
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:11:03): You just gunna take her behind the shed and end it
Going In Dry (08:28:26): "Look at that sunset"
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:29:06): Think of the rabbits Lenny
Going In Dry (08:29:33): Ah that's what I was thinking of lol
Going In Dry (08:29:56): Sam is Lenny if Lenny was a slut
The Dryer, The Better (08:31:02): Trailer for civil war is out
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:31:35): I'm wondering how they are going to do it
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:38:29): That's not as much civil war as its Captain America vs Iron Man. Black Panther makes an appearance I see.
No Condom, No Problem (08:44:07): Which one is civil war
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:44:32): I let Brian borrow it. You can borrow it too if you want
The Dryer, The Better (08:44:48): I've got a copy too
No Condom, No Problem (08:44:51): I'm probably not going to read it loo
The Dryer, The Better (08:45:00): But you can't borrow it
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:45:54): It's a short read
Going In Dry (08:46:37): Yea I finished it in a day I think
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:46:57): I read mine in the t station
The Dryer, The Better (08:48:23): Why don't ya just suck each others boners dry already. Jeez
No Condom, No Problem (08:49:58): Got the wrong coffee at McDonalds this morning... Six sugars and five creams. Who the fuck drinks this? Might as well just melt down a few twix bars or something
The Dryer, The Better (08:53:50): Listening to people's orders at dunkin donuts is amazing
No Condom, No Problem (08:54:31): I took one sip and I feel sick
No Condom, No Problem (08:54:40): It's basically sweet warm milk
Going In Dry (08:54:52): That's disgusting lol
Going In Dry (08:59:32): I drink mine like the lives that matter
Going In Dry (08:59:34): Black
No Condom, No Problem (08:59:53): same
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:08:08): I drink mine like like a dirty Brit. I use tea leaves
My Exit is also and Entrance (12:31:34): Seems legit
Going In Dry (12:32:53): I see the problem here
Going In Dry (12:33:10): You forgot to Updoot your Informatian
My Exit is also and Entrance (12:33:26): I so stoppd
No Condom, No Problem (12:56:53): *updote
Going In Dry (12:57:43): None
The Dryer, The Better (18:32:49): The elusive Gary is in our presence
Going In Dry (18:44:23): Hair status- sayain levels
The Dryer, The Better (18:44:44): Really? I didn't even notice
Going In Dry (18:44:59): Just big and spiky
Going In Dry (18:45:08): You didn't walk past him lol
The Dryer, The Better (18:45:09): Ass hat
No Condom, No Problem (18:45:16): Oh boy
Going In Dry (18:45:23): You avoided him ya puss
The Dryer, The Better (18:45:31): I heard you say happy thanksgiving. Did he say anything in response?
Going In Dry (18:45:50): Yea he said it back very softly
The Dryer, The Better (18:46:22): So petty
The Dryer, The Better (18:47:19): I swear, be thinks he's Peter pan. He's just mad at us cause we're no longer lost boys
The Dryer, The Better (22:32:43): http://www.doing.biz/blog/10/2015/62y06oe8n1hqeferqng1qk9fdbbs73
The Dryer, The Better (22:33:01): let me know what you think
Thursday, 26 November 2015
Going In Dry (09:50:20): Today we celebrate being welcomed in as refugees and destroying native people to fulfill our God given right to this land.
No Condom, No Problem (09:51:20): If anything this proves that we shouldn't allow Syrians in. Enjoy your smallpox and maize shortages liberals
Going In Dry (09:56:45): Today we are all Syrians
No Condom, No Problem (09:57:31): Then it is your duty to stone sam
Going In Dry (14:47:39): Luckily she's not coming now
The Dryer, The Better (14:49:45): God is good
Going In Dry (16:30:40): One of haleys aunts brought maple bacon cheese to thanksgiving for appetizers, god is good
Going In Dry (16:30:56): Not that your Jewishness can eat that
Going In Dry (16:52:05): Was just trying to find something about kanye west and found this
No Condom, No Problem (17:00:19): I knew there was a conspiracy
No Condom, No Problem (20:47:25): None
No Condom, No Problem (20:47:33): None
No Condom, No Problem (20:47:57): I love this tag
The Dryer, The Better (20:50:15): Someone said this exact thing about the soup I had tonight
No Condom, No Problem (20:52:50): None
No Condom, No Problem (20:56:10): One more
Friday, 27 November 2015
No Condom, No Problem (15:14:33): You guys free tomorrow? Got nothing really to do
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:22:17): After my work out no
No Condom, No Problem (15:24:11): Kewl
The Dryer, The Better (17:07:06): I should be free
No Condom, No Problem (17:14:31): Aight cool
The Dryer, The Better (17:26:27): Should be around tomorrow night actually. Probably headed to NYC during the day
No Condom, No Problem (17:26:53): I might go to NYC too lol
The Dryer, The Better (17:27:26): Get off my dick, bruh
The Dryer, The Better (17:27:41): What you doing there?
No Condom, No Problem (17:29:24): Might hang out with my brother in Brooklyn lol
Saturday, 28 November 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:40:42): What we doing today
The Dryer, The Better (15:45:28): I'm in Manhattan right now.
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:45:47): After you get your fudge packed
My Exit is also and Entrance (15:45:57): I know you love sweets
No Condom, No Problem (15:55:31): I'm down for whatever tonight
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:53:30): Bud lights for all
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:43:25): Sooooooo
The Dryer, The Better (19:54:52): Still in NYC. Not gonna be back any time soon
Going In Dry (19:55:14): I'm still in PA
Monday, 30 November 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:46:31): None
The Dryer, The Better (13:47:52): Crater pussy
The Dryer, The Better (14:00:45): Marc, what kinds camera do you have? Canon? Nikon?
The Dryer, The Better (14:00:51): Kinda*
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:01:08): Nikon cool pix 510
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:01:15): It's a good little camera
No Condom, No Problem (14:01:28): Cool pix ahmed
The Dryer, The Better (14:02:05): I'm gonna buy a refurbished DSLR
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:02:27): Why
The Dryer, The Better (14:02:28): You like Nikon better?
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:02:33): Just get an slr
The Dryer, The Better (14:03:25): Everything is relatively cheap. Might as well get a decent one
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:03:59): Your iPhone is good enough for what you wanna do. Don't throw money at something that you can use something you already have
The Dryer, The Better (14:04:18): I don't have an iPhone
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:04:31): Your smart phone
The Dryer, The Better (14:04:39): Eh
The Dryer, The Better (14:04:48): I'm a big boy now
No Condom, No Problem (14:06:18): Moto x camera is not supposed to be great lol
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:06:21): Your going to use it for a month and fuck with settings no one will notice
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:06:47): And then I will critique all your photos because you auto white balance everything
The Dryer, The Better (14:07:16): Eh
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:07:35): I've fucked with 50 dollar cameras and 1000 cameras. It's just about the person using it
Tuesday, 01 December 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (14:31:18): I'm giving the gift of gainz this Christmas
Wednesday, 02 December 2015
Going In Dry (18:17:20): What are you guys doing for new years
No Condom, No Problem (18:18:12): Jessie and I don't really have concrete plans yey
No Condom, No Problem (18:18:13): Yet
Going In Dry (18:19:01): Want to come to PA? Me haley gonna ask lori and her friends the yid is down
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:20:24): Tonight ?
Going In Dry (18:20:49): No for new queers eve
No Condom, No Problem (18:20:53): Lol
No Condom, No Problem (18:20:59): I'll have to ask Jessie
Going In Dry (18:21:10): Kk
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:40:29): Will there be a place to work out or am I gunna bench Josh again. He's pretty top heavy
No Condom, No Problem (18:45:29): Do you even lift
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:46:07): I don't lift. I LIVE T
The Dryer, The Better (18:46:51): You can squat the canoe
My Exit is also and Entrance (18:47:32): I'll need some people in it. New Year New Swole
Going In Dry (19:08:15): You can push the atv around with someone on it and we can pretend we are really riding it
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:33:14): You have to put the collar on me and my feed bag too.
Going In Dry (19:35:12): Can't forget the manure bag either
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:32:21): Nah I poop where I want
Thursday, 03 December 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:52:17): None
No Condom, No Problem (17:03:00): Lol
Going In Dry (17:07:21): I remeber that girl
Going In Dry (17:07:27): She was an uggo
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:59:37): Never forget. John was a zombie
No Condom, No Problem (20:02:57): John Freeman, Gordon Freeman's brother
The Dryer, The Better (20:05:51): Never played half life. Don't ruin it for me guys. Not nice.
Friday, 04 December 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:40:59): None
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:41:02): None
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:41:21): Who will be our next Brosedent
Saturday, 05 December 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:28:33): None
No Condom, No Problem (20:29:10): I need this
The Dryer, The Better (20:37:14): Is this real? When are taco bell, Doritos, and mountain dew going to merge into one company?
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:37:36): The flavor is real
No Condom, No Problem (20:50:06): Is reseal = israel
No Condom, No Problem (20:50:11): Is real
Sunday, 06 December 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (20:18:45): Happy Jew Christmas you filthy animals
The Dryer, The Better (20:32:28): I think most Jews would much rather celebrate Festivus.
Monday, 07 December 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (06:42:38): I have been eating more fiber and it's like someone put Astro glide all over my poops
The Dryer, The Better (08:41:15): You should invest in a bed pan for when you're squatting
Going In Dry (08:59:00): I eat a lot of fiber I'm so regular I can tell what time it is based off when I pooped last
No Condom, No Problem (10:31:40): None
The Dryer, The Better (12:32:19): https://youtu.be/oMQ-RoCKa6o
The Dryer, The Better (12:32:23): This is real
No Condom, No Problem (12:37:20): this trailer has inspired me more than anything ive seen in the last 5 years
No Condom, No Problem (12:37:40): we need to write a movie. like need to
The Dryer, The Better (12:38:36): Apparently Arnold started a rumor that he wanted to be in the movie only so that Sylvester would take the shitty role
No Condom, No Problem (12:39:12): lol
No Condom, No Problem (12:39:24): i miss non mutant stallone
Tuesday, 08 December 2015
Going In Dry (08:59:10): Josh is 280 flush from a bank error on Zachs part, how do we waste the money
My Exit is also and Entrance (08:59:41): STRIPPERA
The Dryer, The Better (09:00:54): Is it possible to rent a jungle child for a day?
No Condom, No Problem (09:07:20): Not in today's economy
No Condom, No Problem (09:38:36): None
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:39:25): That's why I'm so strong. I have a lot of emotional baggage
No Condom, No Problem (09:39:55): Yeah emotional baggage is great for when you are trying to improve your squat
No Condom, No Problem (09:40:13): I wish my parents would get a divorce so I can improve my OHP
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:41:16): My grandpa dying really helped me get over 405 on deadlifts
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:58:59): I saw a dirty Jew working at Costco on Hakuna Matata.
My Exit is also and Entrance (10:59:06): His name was Josh
The Dryer, The Better (12:37:41): I admit it
My Exit is also and Entrance (12:38:04): You like working there. I'm going stir crazy at home.
The Dryer, The Better (12:39:28): Better than a desk job. Plus, I'm not GIVING MY MONEY away
The Dryer, The Better (12:41:35): And after 90 probation period, even part time workers get health insurance
The Dryer, The Better (12:41:42): 90 day*
My Exit is also and Entrance (12:42:00): What would be my biggest strength.
No Condom, No Problem (12:43:10): Refusal to admit defeat
The Dryer, The Better (12:43:20): Ain't no banana box ever gonna keep you down
No Condom, No Problem (12:46:04): Come work at HP with me lol
Going In Dry (12:55:50): Does HP need any Jr developers lol
Going In Dry (12:55:54): Or QA people
No Condom, No Problem (12:59:05): Check their site, that's where I found my job
Going In Dry (12:59:29): Can I put you down as a the person who referred me
No Condom, No Problem (13:02:28): Depends where you're applying lol
Going In Dry (13:07:24): See that open desk next to you? There
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:17:53): I wanna work at the swole factory
No Condom, No Problem (13:19:01): There actually is an open desk next to me
No Condom, No Problem (13:19:18): But my place is a finance company not an IT company
My Exit is also and Entrance (13:39:47): I don't know ofHP needs media buyers and planners
No Condom, No Problem (13:47:32): Yea they don't so that, they outsource to omnicom
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:06:38): None
No Condom, No Problem (17:20:40): #NotAllAtheistBros
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:25:37): How shredded you think Jesus was ?
No Condom, No Problem (17:26:09): His abs were sick
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:26:29): Them slave abs
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:26:34): Savior
Going In Dry (17:26:54): I want that Jesus on the cross look
My Exit is also and Entrance (17:27:12): None
No Condom, No Problem (17:27:15): Slave abs sounds like a good workout routine
The Dryer, The Better (17:27:27): He was probably a puny nerd bitch, what with him being a peace loving hippie and all
No Condom, No Problem (17:27:28): You ever seen a fat slave?
No Condom, No Problem (17:27:50): Look at me, I'm Jesus, hope I don't chip a nail going to temple
The Dryer, The Better (17:28:02): Ever seen a fat serial killer?
No Condom, No Problem (17:28:10): John Wayne gacy
No Condom, No Problem (17:28:19): He was a big fat fuck
The Dryer, The Better (17:29:11): Slave abs do sound nice though
The Dryer, The Better (17:29:18): Sorry, helper abs
Wednesday, 09 December 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (07:34:17): Who's in
My Exit is also and Entrance (16:02:30): What are we doing for Brian's birthday
Going In Dry (16:06:40): I will have a plan tonight
Going In Dry (16:07:01): I will tell you guys what it is once I figure it out
No Condom, No Problem (16:37:14): Brian whens your birthday
No Condom, No Problem (16:39:13): Actually never mind I facebooked it. But if you guys all want to do something its got to be this weekend because I won't be around from the 17th - 28th
Going In Dry (17:04:20): Yea I'll find something for this Saturday
Going In Dry (19:19:48): Stress factory Saturday
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:20:05): You miss spelt swole
The Dryer, The Better (19:20:27): Who's performing?
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:20:38): Rene
Going In Dry (19:20:43): Nate Bargatze
Going In Dry (19:21:10): Dunno him really but he's done the late night circuit a few rounds so he can't be bad
Going In Dry (19:21:42): He is Jimmy Fallons favorite Comedian though which is a little worrying
No Condom, No Problem (19:26:42): Does he ruin snl skits too lol
Going In Dry (19:29:34): Lol seriously though get 945 tickets for Dec 12 if you wanna come
Going In Dry (19:31:57): Before it gets sold out since everyone is going to want to see this nate fellow
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:40:33): You think it will sell out ?
The Dryer, The Better (19:41:47): Probably not.
The Dryer, The Better (19:41:57): Isn't it finals time at Rutgers
Going In Dry (19:42:05): Idk but you can buy the ticks online now for cheaper
My Exit is also and Entrance (19:48:25): How much. I have never been there before
Going In Dry (21:01:56): 20 a ticket
Going In Dry (21:02:43): They also have a two item minimum inside
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:02:57): I'll get the ticket tomorrow
My Exit is also and Entrance (21:03:08): They better have Sheryl temples
No Condom, No Problem (21:03:39): i'm going to buy two hoodies
Thursday, 10 December 2015
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:30:47): I got my ticket for the 9:45
Going In Dry (09:37:37): Sweet
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:38:17): I might have to go to my sisters impromptu pool party wedding though
My Exit is also and Entrance (09:48:48): Also the I rewatched the Knox matrix dubs. You are all Robert now
GroupMe (09:51:26): My Exit is also and Entrance changed name to Robert
No Condom, No Problem (09:51:36): your sister is getting an impromptu poolside marriage in December?
Robert (09:51:55): It's indoor
The Dryer, The Better (10:15:49): I have not the slightest clue what is going on
No Condom, No Problem (10:16:22): Marcs sister is tying the knot at a pool party, get your head in the game
The Dryer, The Better (10:18:05): What about keanu Reeves?
Robert (10:20:56): It's to him duh
Friday, 11 December 2015
The Dryer, The Better (10:12:34): http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/da8aaf06e3/gory-hole?_cc=__m___&_ccid=su5ipi.nz7854
No Condom, No Problem (10:13:26): Fuck the whole wurld
No Condom, No Problem (10:13:31): We were too late
The Dryer, The Better (10:16:57): Yeah. They even make a surviving dick biting joke. It's not the exact same premise, but close enough that I wouldn't want to pursue it
The Dryer, The Better (10:17:22): *Not sure why surviving made it in there
Robert (13:00:12): We doing dinner tomorrow ?
The Dryer, The Better (17:00:48): Anything going on tonight?
No Condom, No Problem (17:02:15): I'll be around tomorrow but not tonight
Going In Dry (17:03:36): Prob dinner tomorrow
Going In Dry (18:10:47): https://i.imgur.com/KKoVCK1.jpg from Ben carson book
Robert (18:12:24): He's my new favorite person. He's like the kid who said he had Pokemon purple but it was at his grandmas house
Robert (19:03:21): None
The Dryer, The Better (19:41:55): Is that actually from Ben Carsons book?
Robert (19:43:06): None
No Condom, No Problem (20:03:34): There's no way that is real
The Dryer, The Better (20:09:30): I want it to be real. Like it's in his book. It obviously never happened
Going In Dry (20:18:40): Apparently we're all gullible, it's not real
The Dryer, The Better (20:21:10): I think the \u2122 gave it away
Robert (20:24:24): Grizzly bears don't hunt in packs dumbass. It was clearly wolves
No Condom, No Problem (20:28:41): Plus we all know Ben Carson's telekenisis is sub par at best
Saturday, 12 December 2015
Robert (12:01:27): When and where we doing dinner
Going In Dry (12:16:16): Haleys GRE today is from 1-6 so after she gets back, as for where, I'm open to suggestions lol
Robert (12:16:52): She won't need the full 5 hours. She's a smart girl
No Condom, No Problem (12:17:11): Nigga its your birthday
Robert (12:17:14): I don't know what's over there
Going In Dry (12:18:12): She doesn't want to have to retake it so she'll probably take the full time checking etc. I'll find something
Going In Dry (17:52:19): Haleys back
Going In Dry (17:52:45): You guys can head over now I think when everyone's here we go to NB get some food then go to the s factory
Going In Dry (17:53:00): If there's downtime we just hit a nearby bar in between
Robert (17:53:05): Aight.
Robert (18:06:52): I'm heading over soon
No Condom, No Problem (18:07:39): Leaving in 5
No Condom, No Problem (18:26:03): Gonna be a fww minutes late, some asshole hot my car
Robert (18:27:16): Murder him
Going In Dry (18:31:00): Oh shit sorry dude
No Condom, No Problem (18:32:39): No damage so it's all good
No Condom, No Problem (18:32:43): In Clark now
The Dryer, The Better (20:10:59): Hello Lori
The Dryer, The Better (20:11:17): Lori!
No Condom, No Problem (20:21:11): What is the name of loris friend because I feel like I should know this
The Dryer, The Better (20:21:45): Jackie
The Dryer, The Better (20:22:11): You should play footsie with her
Sunday, 13 December 2015
Robert (12:10:47): Happy birthday Pete
The Dryer, The Better (12:13:12): Fuck off, Pete
No Condom, No Problem (12:13:31): My birthday is ruined
Robert (12:17:09): It already was
No Condom, No Problem (14:49:55): For reals tho happy birthday Brian
Going In Dry (14:54:05): Sank you Peter san
Robert (19:51:06): Who wants to Allia Akbah
No Condom, No Problem (19:54:01): Scalia
Robert (19:55:39): Da fuq
Wednesday, 16 December 2015
The Dryer, The Better (09:51:04): New Christmas heist movie: SantaCon
Going In Dry (10:28:52): I found the best new subreddit
Going In Dry (10:29:12): Www.reddit.com/r/dankchristianmemes
The Dryer, The Better (11:07:48): https://i.imgur.com/RrbS9dt.jpg
Robert (11:31:38): Why are like 50% of them will smith
The Dryer, The Better (11:32:34): Some of them don't even feel like the OP is in on the joke
Robert (12:35:22): Do Jesus and Satan text or do they is What's App
The Dryer, The Better (12:36:45): ScatChat
Robert (12:37:30): I don't get it
The Dryer, The Better (12:39:07): It was a poor attempt at a poop joke. For no reason. Don't question me
No Condom, No Problem (12:46:59): I liked it josh
Going In Dry (12:47:43): I was indifferent to it
No Condom, No Problem (12:56:55): I might tell it to my kids some day but not credit josh
Robert (13:44:01): I'm gunna tell my kids about Josh and not credit that joke
The Dryer, The Better (14:02:33): Let's hope your respective children never meet.
No Condom, No Problem (14:08:24): Nah my son will be too cool
Robert (14:09:16): My son will bully your son as a cry for help because I'm pushing him to hard
Going In Dry (14:12:50): I can't wait to put my unfulfilled goals onto my child
Robert (14:13:57): I wanna mate with an Amazon cause then I could build a champion.
Robert (14:14:15): My work ethic and her like 6'8" genes
The Dryer, The Better (14:14:27): Go for a Samoan woman
Robert (14:14:46): My kid would make the rock look like a bitch
No Condom, No Problem (14:15:06): I can't wait for you guys to have your kids finally open up to that they are being bullied at school, only to find out that the bully is actually me waiting in the parking lot when they get dropped off so i can call them little faggots
Robert (14:18:37): I'm going to be there coach and say they are slackers just like their old man
GroupMe (14:20:03): No Condom, No Problem changed the group's name to Sam's Clam - One Size Fits All
The Dryer, The Better (15:40:45): Holy fuck. I just tried out the Samsung oculus thing. It's super intense.
Going In Dry (15:41:43): How much porn did you watch
Robert (15:42:02): All of it
The Dryer, The Better (15:43:39): Video games are gonna be ridiculous
No Condom, No Problem (15:43:46): Samsung oculus?
Robert (15:44:51): It's the Vibe right
The Dryer, The Better (15:55:41): Yeah, Samsung oculus. Gear vr
Robert (15:56:40): It's called the gear
Robert (15:56:45): I think
Robert (15:57:02): Oculus rift is a different product
Robert (15:57:18): Project Morpheus is Sony
Robert (15:57:36): But they just named it Sony VR
No Condom, No Problem (15:57:45): Is that the thing where you just strap your Samsung phone to your face? Looks dumb tbh
Robert (15:58:15): Google Cardboard. All day
The Dryer, The Better (16:00:25): Samsung used oculus tech.
Robert (16:01:16): Isn't it a piece of plastic you put your phone in
The Dryer, The Better (16:01:45): No idea. All I know is that it was pretty fucking cool
Robert (16:02:17): Did you look like you wear wearing Security armour for halo
The Dryer, The Better (16:02:38): Don't know what that is
Robert (16:03:03): None
Robert (16:03:06): Was it this
The Dryer, The Better (16:03:48): Yeah
Robert (16:04:08): Yea it's a piece of plastic that holds your phone
Robert (16:04:22): It's like 200
No Condom, No Problem (16:04:37): It's like I'm really in the text message!
Robert (16:05:11): It's like my mom is guilt tripping me to visit grandma right in front of me
The Dryer, The Better (16:06:37): Regardless, vr in general is gonna be sweet
No Condom, No Problem (16:07:00): Yeah the oculus was cool when I used it
Thursday, 17 December 2015
No Condom, No Problem (09:03:00): this galaxy vr actually looks kind of neat
No Condom, No Problem (09:03:03): probably great for porn
No Condom, No Problem (09:03:13): you can smell the taints
Going In Dry (09:04:05): It's just smellz
The Dryer, The Better (09:13:52): Can't see where you shoot though
Robert (09:14:54): They have those machines that do it for you in Japan. That weird weird little country
No Condom, No Problem (09:15:08): Japan's got the right idea
Robert (09:46:39): So how long until they make a MLP VR porn game
No Condom, No Problem (09:49:54): Are bronies still a thing?
Robert (09:50:35): If just neckbeard things is an indicator the yes
No Condom, No Problem (09:54:18): What a time to be alive
Robert (23:18:40): None
The Dryer, The Better (23:20:13): Who sang that song?
Robert (23:20:40): I don't know if that's a trap
The Dryer, The Better (23:22:13): It is
Friday, 18 December 2015
No Condom, No Problem (01:15:25): Josh I just watched like half of season 2 of Rick and Morty and it was fantastic
No Condom, No Problem (01:15:47): My favorite episode so far was the one with Mr Poopy Butthole
The Dryer, The Better (01:23:36): I loved how they changed the entire opening sequence just for the one off character
No Condom, No Problem (01:24:10): That episode was so good. And the schwifty one
No Condom, No Problem (01:24:20): I liked when they worshipped the heads
The Dryer, The Better (01:25:04): Get schwifty
The Dryer, The Better (01:25:15): Take off your pants
No Condom, No Problem (01:25:20): Shit on the floor
Robert (01:25:32): Go the fuck to sleep
No Condom, No Problem (01:25:55): Yeah right I just saved three hours
The Dryer, The Better (01:26:14): None
The Dryer, The Better (01:27:49): https://www.omaze.com/experiences/red-rick-and-morty?utm_source=social-youtube-charity&utm_medium=video-anouncement&utm_content=1&utm_campaign=aids-international&oa_h=n3vnai
No Condom, No Problem (01:28:35): Also lol @ sleepy gary
The Dryer, The Better (01:31:15): Show deserves an emmy
Robert (12:05:10): The worst feelings is when your earphones break mid set
No Condom, No Problem (12:31:54): Gotta get real headphones
Robert (12:32:20): They were. They just couldn't handle the weight
Going In Dry (12:57:59): Too many ear presses
Robert (13:09:19): It's ear curls. Do you even lift?
Going In Dry (13:10:36): My lobes are all natty
Robert (13:12:01): Nigga you more artificial then an air head
No Condom, No Problem (13:18:12): You call those ears natty with all that cartilage?
Robert (13:18:46): I got more cauliflower on my ear then a vegan has on their plate
No Condom, No Problem (13:19:18): #VeganLife
No Condom, No Problem (15:15:49): Josh I need time to forget sleepy Gary
Robert (21:42:13): None
Robert (23:39:14): I think my new opening line to women will be. Hey bitch. Let me tongue punch that dirt star
No Condom, No Problem (23:39:44): thats what my grandpa said to my grandma on their first date
Saturday, 19 December 2015
Robert (15:57:17): I'm all for fitness and such. But you can't look badass with a Goku tank on
No Condom, No Problem (17:21:14): "Barack Obama is one of the most evil men that has ever lived" - My mom
The Dryer, The Better (17:23:03): There was a dude at the rock climbing gym Pete and Sandy went to that was built like goku, wore his attire, and had dbz tattoos
Robert (17:25:00): Correction. If you built like Goku you can pull it off
No Condom, No Problem (17:26:07): Yea he had a sick vegeta tattoo
No Condom, No Problem (18:19:43): My mom just said Obama was worse than Hitler lol
Going In Dry (18:35:56): Cause of abortions right
No Condom, No Problem (18:37:33): You betcha
Robert (18:43:26): I thought it was the moist ache
Robert (18:43:30): Mustache
Robert (18:44:33): None
Tuesday, 22 December 2015
No Condom, No Problem (12:07:54): My mom just argued that Barack Obama is a minion of Satan lol
Going In Dry (12:08:30): Was she successful?
No Condom, No Problem (12:09:11): Yea she's really opened my eyes up
The Dryer, The Better (12:09:39): Is your dad on board with this too?
No Condom, No Problem (12:11:33): he stays quiet which is the smart thing to do
No Condom, No Problem (12:11:54): she originally said "i strongly believe that barack obama is the antichrist"
No Condom, No Problem (12:12:03): and then she thought for a second and amended her viewpoint
No Condom, No Problem (12:12:33): you know how God has angels that help to carry out his will? well it turns out that Satan has minions that do the same on earth and Obama is one of those
The Dryer, The Better (12:12:38): What's her justification?
No Condom, No Problem (12:12:52): obama hates guns, hates freedom, hates america, and loves abortion
No Condom, No Problem (12:12:57): her exact words
No Condom, No Problem (12:13:31): not trying to badmouth my own mom but when she gets political it's so funny that i have to share it
Going In Dry (12:15:09): Lmao thank you for sharing
Going In Dry (12:15:39): It's true though
Going In Dry (12:15:50): Satan does have minions here on earth
No Condom, No Problem (12:16:10): apparently a minion is like a step down from the antichrist
Going In Dry (12:16:11): It's not Obamathough
Going In Dry (12:16:30): It's all those elitist out in Holly-Weird
No Condom, No Problem (12:17:02): she's really worried about obama/hilary and muslims now though so the hollywood guys get a free pass
The Dryer, The Better (12:17:10): I'm probably a minion
No Condom, No Problem (12:17:33): well you aren't as evil as obama
The Dryer, The Better (12:18:03): I do love me some bortion
No Condom, No Problem (12:18:30): well what happens is that obama is responsible for all abortions
No Condom, No Problem (12:18:43): since he supports planned parenthood / abortion legislature
No Condom, No Problem (12:18:48): also birth control for some reason is bad too
No Condom, No Problem (12:19:00): i was like mom wouldn't birth control reduce the amount of abortions people have?
Going In Dry (12:19:39): What did she say?
No Condom, No Problem (12:19:47): well that started a new rant lol
No Condom, No Problem (12:20:07): i dont remember about what but you guys would have probably enjoyed that one too
No Condom, No Problem (12:22:08): but this is a glimpse into how the far right thinks
No Condom, No Problem (12:22:09): enjoy
Going In Dry (12:32:12): You bait her sometimes don't you
No Condom, No Problem (12:44:02): yea sometimes
No Condom, No Problem (12:44:04): i did this morning
Going In Dry (12:47:41): Lol I do that too
No Condom, No Problem (12:51:39): it's too easy sometimes
Going In Dry (12:55:01): I like to thank uncle dr. obama whenever I open an insurance bill or talk about healthcare with her
Going In Dry (14:38:16): https://i.imgur.com/P2xmM4V.jpg
No Condom, No Problem (14:39:01): Good usage of assassins Creed pirates
No Condom, No Problem (14:39:23): If pirate assassins were still around they'd HATE Obama
Robert (16:18:59): So Brian is a Basic Bitch
Going In Dry (16:23:23): No I'm just ashamed of my face
Robert (16:24:05): We all are ashamed of your face. It's the Josh of faces
No Condom, No Problem (16:31:02): I'm proud of your cheese intake
Going In Dry (16:31:24): Tank you
Going In Dry (16:31:34): Some vendor gave my company Wisconsin cheddar
Going In Dry (16:31:48): I can't wait to eat the whole thing in the bathroom
No Condom, No Problem (16:38:33): Attaboy
Going In Dry (16:39:00): You've inspired me to post again marc
Going In Dry (16:39:07): I'm going advanced basic
No Condom, No Problem (16:39:36): I'm going to start my 1 hour vegan challenge again and post about that
Going In Dry (16:39:55): You're so brave
The Dryer, The Better (16:42:44): You're all fags.
No Condom, No Problem (16:43:10): \ufffd
The Dryer, The Better (16:43:44): \ufffd
Wednesday, 23 December 2015
No Condom, No Problem (01:31:55): http://i.imgur.com/36HTZna.jpg
No Condom, No Problem (01:32:03): manlet chart
Going In Dry (07:31:07): We all should kill ourselves
Going In Dry (08:33:07): https://i.imgur.com/Yo0d9lB.jpg
Going In Dry (09:58:27): "This is why she's gonna die a horrible death alone. You can't be mean to people it's the holidays" -my boss on the phone
Going In Dry (10:29:55): https://i.imgur.com/GQTbg0G.jpg
The Dryer, The Better (10:31:32): Whoever is making these must never stop
Going In Dry (11:46:53): Found when cleaning out my desk, my boss obviously takes security questions seriously
The Dryer, The Better (11:48:27): Bet that girl was quite special
No Condom, No Problem (12:11:01): A girl huj
No Condom, No Problem (12:12:27): Josh what was the name of the DNA family test you got your parents
The Dryer, The Better (12:12:53): It was from NatGeo
The Dryer, The Better (12:13:15): Can't remember the name. I think 23andMe does something similar
No Condom, No Problem (12:19:05): Aha
No Condom, No Problem (14:37:39): This is Marc in the gym https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvxdWnfzpRU
The Dryer, The Better (14:49:17): Where in Jebus' name did you find this?
The Dryer, The Better (14:49:42): Also, I just realized... Jeb is short for Jebus
Robert (15:54:10): How did you know I wore that leather outfit Pete
No Condom, No Problem (16:14:33): I'm a master of zesty memes and YouTube videos Noah
No Condom, No Problem (16:14:37): Josh not noah
No Condom, No Problem (16:14:43): You ain't that old testament
Going In Dry (20:07:19): "Nobody listens to me until I fart" my uncles shirt
Thursday, 24 December 2015
Robert (07:24:44): None
Robert (07:24:48): None
Robert (07:25:05): They are pretty much the same
The Dryer, The Better (07:28:25): You a Trump voter too?
Robert (07:28:57): Fuck no. But I don't like Sanders Policys either
The Dryer, The Better (07:29:53): Go to ISideWith.org
Robert (07:30:17): I side with me. I'm a lone gorilla
The Dryer, The Better (07:30:21): I'm interested to see where everyone stacks up
Robert (07:45:08): I got Ted Cruz
The Dryer, The Better (07:47:03): Ah, that's a shame. You lost. Let me know of you need a study buddy. Promise you'll do better next time.
Robert (07:48:57): Ted Cruz is all about swole acceptance and I stand behind him. To many betas are running this country not being able to put up 3 plates. Does burnie even lift. He's looking small
The Dryer, The Better (07:50:53): The only thing swollen about Bernie are his feet after a long day on the campaign trail. And his schlong after some Viagra. \n\nAnd that's just how I like it
Robert (07:51:49): Me and Teddy Westside hit the gym. Then the campaign trail
Robert (07:52:20): Cause he knows the importance of leg day
Robert (07:52:52): Bernie can't even bench a plate. You need bench press to push out all the haters
The Dryer, The Better (08:04:26): I'm voting Obama
Robert (08:09:27): Luckily Obama care let that happen
Going In Dry (08:12:21): Oh man my uncle and mom were talking about fearing Obama's 3rd term
Robert (09:31:48): None
The Dryer, The Better (09:43:28): I have no idea what's going on in this picture
Going In Dry (10:04:14): You're so lame josh
No Condom, No Problem (10:59:30): Come on josh, John Cena is a national treasure, like Yosemite or Mt Rushmore
No Condom, No Problem (11:20:34): None
No Condom, No Problem (11:21:42): Some of the answers I picked were pretty arbitrary because they were issues I never thought about/had an opinion about but I think this is fairly accurate
Robert (11:22:56): I'm gunna bomb Agrobrah
Robert (11:23:05): Fuck Aladian
No Condom, No Problem (11:25:13): I wish they polled me for that
Robert (11:45:12): The bottom made my laugh way more then it should have
No Condom, No Problem (12:02:53): This offends Zhie
Robert (12:35:27): http://www.cc.com/video-clips/yp51yc/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-the-plight-of-muscled-americans\n\nMy life
No Condom, No Problem (15:59:54): I am rapidly approaching dad bod before I am even a dad
Robert (16:16:19): What's the ride or die situation for New Years
Going In Dry (16:22:41): I think I'm taking my last PTO day on the 31st so I'll drive up during the afternoon that day. Anyone whose around when I go can come with me
Robert (16:28:10): What's the address I can drive if anyone wants.
Robert (16:28:19): Who all is cumming
The Dryer, The Better (16:28:31): I'm coming. Today was my last day at Costco
Robert (16:28:44): For ever
Going In Dry (16:28:47): Season over?
The Dryer, The Better (16:36:31): Seasons over. I was scheduled for next week, but when I came in today they told me it was the last day
Friday, 25 December 2015
Going In Dry (09:00:03): Merry Christmas you gay nerds. Except you josh, TGIF to you
Robert (09:10:38): Silent night Swoley night
The Dryer, The Better (09:34:55): Jebus died for a sin. He was gay.
Robert (09:35:39): He died for your sins Josh. You are the gay one. I know your tiny Jew mind can't process this
Robert (09:36:33): You know Jesus was a Jew
The Dryer, The Better (09:36:52): Nah. Just one sin. Not all of them.
Robert (09:37:09): You are gay aloud
The Dryer, The Better (09:37:18): He was a selfish Jew
Robert (09:37:18): A lot. So it's a lot of sins
The Dryer, The Better (09:38:48): Anyway, sinning is cool. Looks like Jesus was just another gay nerd
No Condom, No Problem (11:25:55): Merry Christmas, don't forget Santa Claus died for your sins or something
Robert (11:26:59): No Jesus killed Santa for hiding all the eggs
Robert (16:43:19): Never forget
Going In Dry (16:57:07): God damn it
Going In Dry (16:57:49): You all lost to that so suck on that
Going In Dry (18:10:46): Let's all just agree to shit on lori
No Condom, No Problem (18:37:55): Is Lori actually passed out on the floor
Going In Dry (18:38:20): She was lmao
No Condom, No Problem (18:39:24): Her transformation into Steve is complete
Going In Dry (18:44:37): You are correct
Robert (18:48:01): She that drunk?
No Condom, No Problem (18:51:04): Or that relaxed
Robert (18:52:36): I got a sweet foam roller and wrist wraps. My gainz are gunna be sweet
No Condom, No Problem (23:24:09): None
Going In Dry (23:30:35): None
Going In Dry (23:45:32): Steve passed out too
Saturday, 26 December 2015
The Dryer, The Better (19:30:50): Apparently, Alex changed his last name to Bobaliks
No Condom, No Problem (19:33:48): Why lol
The Dryer, The Better (19:34:16): Taxes
No Condom, No Problem (19:38:32): How does that help
The Dryer, The Better (19:39:33): His idea. Not mine
Going In Dry (19:51:37): Wait seriously
Going In Dry (19:51:46): I don't understand at all lol
The Dryer, The Better (19:53:06): No. Zach was just saying that much could be said of Alex that isn't true, but most people wouldn't put it past him if it were. \n\nThis was one of those things.
No Condom, No Problem (20:23:27): Things are not always as they seem
Sunday, 27 December 2015
Robert (14:17:01): Guys I think I'm an abusive boyfriend. I hit my girlfriend every day
The Dryer, The Better (14:32:41): You have a masturbation problem
Robert (16:39:19): It's the gym
No Condom, No Problem (16:45:14): Oh I just assumed you actually just beat the shit out of women and were making light of it
Going In Dry (16:46:30): That is funny
Monday, 28 December 2015
No Condom, No Problem (12:41:40): What do you guys think about marketing reversible colostomy bags to millenials?
Going In Dry (12:44:12): This is related to a new off branch of next gen biz men, next gen BMs
No Condom, No Problem (12:44:59): Your Body. Your BMs. Your way. Introducing the NGBM cBag.
Robert (13:10:29): None
No Condom, No Problem (13:40:13): Feel the BernKin
Tuesday, 29 December 2015
The Dryer, The Better (12:59:44): Everyone coming to the lake house?
The Dryer, The Better (13:00:20): And is everyone staying until Sunday?\n\nAlso, if I go to Costco, what would people want for food while we're there?
No Condom, No Problem (13:05:29): I'm leaving the 1st so I'm just staying the night
Going In Dry (13:06:05): When you going to costco?
The Dryer, The Better (13:08:34): Possibly today, especially if some of us might leave tomorrow
Going In Dry (13:24:02): Yea bout that I may not be able to leave till Thursday
Going In Dry (13:24:06): I'm gonna see
The Dryer, The Better (13:25:28): K
No Condom, No Problem (13:26:18): Yea im leaving Thursday after work
No Condom, No Problem (13:26:22): What's the address?
No Condom, No Problem (13:26:36): Also we should plan some activities so we aren't just sitting around
The Dryer, The Better (13:28:12): I have one in mind. I will be reading a book, out loud, due everyone to enjoy
The Dryer, The Better (13:28:19): For*
Going In Dry (13:29:36): There will be a shit ton of fireworks
Going In Dry (13:29:50): 117 pine terrace, milford
Going In Dry (13:30:13): I'll give you directions later Google maps sometimes fucks it up
Robert (13:30:46): I got never have I ever
Robert (13:30:55): Also I'm going food shopping tomorrow
The Dryer, The Better (13:31:03): You bought fireworks?
Robert (13:31:06): I might leave the first
Robert (13:31:46): I'm buying a pair of maroon pants.
Robert (13:32:33): Imma be trendy as fuck
Going In Dry (13:33:50): That's fine I may leave the 2nd cause traffic the 3rd will be hell
Going In Dry (13:34:02): And yea we did previously
Going In Dry (13:34:07): There's still a lot up there
Going In Dry (13:34:23): Got a shit ton of board games. DVD player. Can take the boats out and smoke an L on the lake
No Condom, No Problem (13:34:33): Do you guys want to do beer Olympics
No Condom, No Problem (13:34:51): Tbh I don't want to drive up there to watch DVDs lol
Going In Dry (13:34:52): It's nice to smoke out on the lake at night and look up the stars. Really makes me feel like I'm doing science.
Going In Dry (13:34:56): I feel ya
Going In Dry (13:35:27): There's horseshoes/corn hole, I'll see if I can get the ATV going
The Dryer, The Better (13:35:51): I'm gonna read a book to y'all around the fire
No Condom, No Problem (13:36:08): It better be Noam Chomsky or I'm not coming
Going In Dry (13:36:20): Better, it's intro to tax accounting
The Dryer, The Better (13:36:29): Even better.
The Dryer, The Better (13:37:35): Also, I'm not joking. At all.
The Dryer, The Better (13:38:00): If it's not raining, we can go hiking
Robert (13:39:03): I can't smoke
No Condom, No Problem (13:39:12): just dont inhale ya dummy
No Condom, No Problem (13:39:29): that way you get that great marijuana flavor
Going In Dry (13:39:41): True we can. Though I mean if you guys are going up the 31st at work it'll probably be too dark to hike then, only the 1st in the morning or something
Going In Dry (13:39:57): Idk when you guys plan on leaving the 1st
Robert (13:40:04): Y'all motherfuckers better sweeten this pot cause this sounds boring as fick
Going In Dry (13:40:10): It's nature
Going In Dry (13:40:19): Not your youtube
Going In Dry (13:40:26): Go back to yourtube
Going In Dry (13:40:38): I think we should start a site called yourtube
Robert (13:40:49): I evolved to not have to deal with nature
Going In Dry (13:40:57): Where guys can just post their own dick pics, get it our of their system
The Dryer, The Better (13:42:22): So Pete and Marc, you're both leaving on Jan 1? Just staying the night?
Robert (13:42:45): I'll stick around till past noon
No Condom, No Problem (13:43:03): yea just staying the night
Going In Dry (13:43:16): "3 Innocent Questions Make Any Woman Obsess Over You...\n\nThe video on this page shows you exactly how I can "read any woman's mind" and immediately know exactly what she thinks about me. I finally put an end to rejection, frustration and getting stuck in "the friend zone".\n\nThis is not a gimmick... It's cutting-edge psychology combined with real-world application. I was sick and tired of seeing rich or good looking guys get all the girls... and n
No Condom, No Problem (13:43:17): i'll leave during the day on the 1st, idk when, i just need to be home the morning of the 2nd
Going In Dry (13:43:26): That's from the real yourtube site
No Condom, No Problem (13:43:38): they beat us to the punch
Robert (13:44:41): I'm gunna get drunk
Robert (13:46:11): Beer Olympics is a must.
The Dryer, The Better (13:46:36): Define beer Olympics
Robert (13:46:37): I'm not drinking 2 hours and to watch you smoke weed and play board games
Robert (13:47:09): We play in teams in different events
Robert (13:47:16): Chugging
Robert (13:47:17): Pong
Robert (13:47:21): Flip cup
Robert (13:47:24): Etc
Going In Dry (13:47:30): There's horseshoes and corn hole but once again it will be dark 31st by the time we get up there
No Condom, No Problem (13:47:44): i'll just bring my own hole
Robert (13:47:58): Beer olympics we can do the 31st
Going In Dry (13:49:58): Let's just do Roman candle fights
Robert (13:50:35): I'll bring my fight stuff and we can fight
The Dryer, The Better (13:52:49): I'm just gonna drink whiskey.
Robert (13:53:02): It's beer Olympics not whiskey
Going In Dry (13:53:12): Beer Olympics are for little college boys
Going In Dry (13:53:24): Whiskey Olympics are for classy men
Robert (13:53:33): I'll get you a fedora
The Dryer, The Better (13:53:51): I'll bring my own
Robert (13:54:40): Playing settlers of Catan and killing a 5th of Jack doesn't sound appealing to me
Going In Dry (13:55:40): Don't worry catan is for the 2nd
No Condom, No Problem (13:55:56): lol
Going In Dry (13:57:00): Also it's seafarers, there's a whole new dimension but you don't even care \ufffd
The Dryer, The Better (13:57:43): You guys should at least stay one more night. Leave early morning on the 2nd
Robert (13:58:26): You should suck my presidential cock
No Condom, No Problem (13:58:39): gotta pick up my brother from the airport early on the 2nd tho
The Dryer, The Better (13:58:49): Uber
The Dryer, The Better (13:59:03): You live pretty close to Newark
No Condom, No Problem (13:59:08): i think hes flying into philly though
No Condom, No Problem (13:59:13): because $$$
The Dryer, The Better (13:59:36): Dicks
Robert (13:59:57): Uber is terrible
Robert (14:00:05): A terrible company
No Condom, No Problem (14:00:31): seems like a pretty legit service
No Condom, No Problem (14:00:35): you can make some quick bucks with it
The Dryer, The Better (14:00:46): I've used it a bunch. Works well for me
Robert (14:00:58): You gotta look behind it
Robert (14:01:14): Drivers actually make shit
Robert (14:01:28): All the responsibility falls on the driver
Robert (14:01:38): The CEO is a mad man
No Condom, No Problem (14:01:58): we're all mad here - allison wonderland
Robert (14:02:28): Also the drivers have access to your information and do terrible background checks
No Condom, No Problem (14:05:00): sounds like my kind of job
Going In Dry (14:05:40): Idk I've never used it but i hear you can make a little cash on the side doing it
Going In Dry (14:06:01): Make an extra couple hundo
The Dryer, The Better (14:06:15): You can. My friend drives for them on the side. He likes it.
Going In Dry (14:07:12): If I needed money I would do it or whore out my body
No Condom, No Problem (14:08:08): one of my dads coworkers does it once in a whil eand makes over 1 hundo a night
No Condom, No Problem (14:08:12): that's rich
Going In Dry (14:09:05): Yea my bosses friend does it once or twice a week and makes a few hundo
Robert (14:43:09): For beer olympics. Please divide up into teams for events
Robert (14:43:22): Josh and I will be a team
Robert (14:43:27): And then the couples
Robert (14:43:38): Josh. We will be team North Korea
The Dryer, The Better (14:45:11): I want to be Souther Korea
Robert (14:46:00): A untied Korea
The Dryer, The Better (14:46:21): Fuck your unification
The Dryer, The Better (14:46:30): Never compromise
Robert (14:46:50): We can go to war after the olymoics
Robert (14:46:57): We need to crush the west
Robert (14:47:00): Actually no
Robert (14:47:06): We are team USA
Robert (14:47:13): Josh bring your outfit
The Dryer, The Better (14:47:29): We're boycotting the Olympics for political reasons
Robert (14:47:55): You shut your whore mouth
Robert (14:48:06): We are doing this. And we crush the rest of the team
Going In Dry (14:51:15): What are the events of these Olympics
Robert (14:54:58): Well since there will be 3 of us. Points will awarded for first and second place.
Robert (14:55:07): We will have a variety of events
Robert (14:55:21): We will have a case race
Robert (14:55:33): A chugging comparison
Robert (14:55:41): Long distance chugging
Robert (14:55:43): Flip cup
Robert (14:55:46): Ping
Robert (14:55:54): Boom cup
Robert (14:56:12): Beirut
Going In Dry (14:56:24): So we're freshman in college again lol
The Dryer, The Better (14:56:29): I'm not chugging
No Condom, No Problem (14:56:31): We can just make it up. I just figured we could play drinking games and make it competitive
Going In Dry (14:56:41): Yea haley doesn't even drink beer
Robert (14:56:44): Your freshman year wasn't as cool Brian
Going In Dry (14:56:53): I'm talking about for the norm
The Dryer, The Better (14:56:53): I'll play pong and what not but I'm not trying to throw up like I'm in college
Going In Dry (14:56:58): Yea
Robert (14:57:03): We will have fire
No Condom, No Problem (14:57:09): That works I guess
Going In Dry (14:57:15): Yes we will have a fire
Robert (14:57:25): New plan.
Robert (14:57:55): We have a fight club and when I beat you all to death and bury you in a shallow grave I drink the beer
The Dryer, The Better (14:57:58): Perfect for me to read a book to you all in front of
No Condom, No Problem (14:59:21): Will you do voices for the different characters?
The Dryer, The Better (15:01:02): Most definitely
Robert (15:05:50): So no beer olympics?
The Dryer, The Better (15:06:50): Honestly, I'm not down for a full blown drinking competition. I'm drinking, but I don't wanna hurl
The Dryer, The Better (15:07:13): And I'll play pong and what not
Robert (15:07:14): Yea but you sick as a person
The Dryer, The Better (15:07:27): We already knew that
Going In Dry (15:24:54): I'll drink, I'll pong, I'll do a few drinking games but I'm don't want to center my whole night around it
Robert (15:25:30): That's literally the point of New Year's Eve
Going In Dry (15:25:33): I'll bring cards against humanity too if you guys want that's a fun game to start the drinking with imo
Going In Dry (15:25:53): No its about making promises to yourself that you'll break and keeping the gym industry in business
The Dryer, The Better (16:15:21): Went to Costco. Got 18 burgers. Buns. 1.75L whiskey. 48 beers
The Dryer, The Better (16:15:29): And potato chips
Robert (16:15:51): What are you guys gunna eat
Robert (16:16:00): That's just for me
No Condom, No Problem (16:17:32): Sounds good
Robert (19:23:29): I think I'm gunna bail on New Years
The Dryer, The Better (19:29:40): Explain yourself
Robert (19:31:25): I'm not about driving 2 hours to watch you guys smoke weed and yell at each other over a board game. Sounds really boring. Plus my Fallout 4 settlement is really taking off. Gotta manage that
The Dryer, The Better (19:37:01): If you stay for the 1st, there's plenty of shit to do during the day around the area.
The Dryer, The Better (19:37:03): Your call
Robert (19:37:38): Corn hole ain't my idea of a good time
Robert (19:40:02): I have gone full meathead. I ask you respect my choices to crush pussy more then crush you in settlers by hoarding sheep
Wednesday, 30 December 2015
Going In Dry (08:57:27): Ok no prob
Robert (12:09:54): Boobytrap is party boob spelt backwards
Thursday, 31 December 2015
Going In Dry (08:20:56): https://i.imgur.com/LFcswGe.jpg
Going In Dry (08:34:51): I'm at the dmv, people behind me complaining about immigrants pushing to the front and hoping trump wins the presidency
The Dryer, The Better (08:36:14): The president we need
No Condom, No Problem (08:36:26): He's gonna win
Going In Dry (08:38:31): If he wins I'm out
Going In Dry (08:38:37): Of life that is
Going In Dry (08:38:59): I don't want to live in the trumpire
The Dryer, The Better (08:38:59): None
No Condom, No Problem (09:45:32): watching rick and morty at work again, A+
The Dryer, The Better (09:46:23): Show me what you've got
No Condom, No Problem (09:47:22): Thats the episode I just put on actually
No Condom, No Problem (09:47:41): Let's start a balloon cult
No Condom, No Problem (11:29:11): What's the address again?
Robert (12:19:03): Brian's parents party sounds awesome. I'm gunna crash it
Robert (12:20:24): There's a hottub on a roof
No Condom, No Problem (12:21:22): Rooftub huh
No Condom, No Problem (12:21:42): Guess Brian's mom is going to be a regular ol tubgirl ;)
Saturday, 02 January 2016
No Condom, No Problem (00:24:01): https://youtu.be/nLB4dU3Yc6M
Robert (13:49:35): If this is real. This kids gunna jerk off to ponies
No Condom, No Problem (13:54:35): I like the idea of him paying for the bill and the mom having like 3 drinks and ordering desert
Sunday, 03 January 2016
The Dryer, The Better (17:47:05): None
Robert (17:52:21): Hiding the body I see
No Condom, No Problem (17:57:02): No I'm doing a quick jerk
Monday, 04 January 2016
Robert (18:36:24): I might be a psychopath
No Condom, No Problem (18:37:30): Kill all whites
The Dryer, The Better (18:37:47): What am I looking at?
Robert (18:37:57): My new art piece
Robert (18:38:10): It's the Focal point of the town square
No Condom, No Problem (18:38:11): Is that covenant marc
Robert (18:44:38): Yea
Robert (18:44:42): It's mine now
Robert (18:44:54): Call me master chief.
No Condom, No Problem (19:00:01): I probably won't
Robert (19:01:18): Then at least the Barbatar
No Condom, No Problem (23:49:42): http://imgur.com/Zv6OTPM
The Dryer, The Better (23:52:07): Solid roll
No Condom, No Problem (23:52:41): heres your perfect not son
Tuesday, 05 January 2016
Going In Dry (07:55:02): https://i.imgur.com/T5VjvvN.jpg
Robert (07:56:54): I drove behind a Ben Carson sticker today. I thought they were just a myth like unicorns or the female orgasm
No Condom, No Problem (09:15:45): My mom liked him up until he went full retard
No Condom, No Problem (09:16:34): Also so long HP. I found a better job I'm more qualified for
Going In Dry (09:16:55): What put her over the edge?
No Condom, No Problem (09:17:11): Probably the holocaust line
No Condom, No Problem (09:17:19): Even for my mom that one was out there
Going In Dry (09:17:35): What he say about that? Was that about the guns
Robert (09:19:46): Manpower would be a good name for a gay club
Robert (18:52:51): I just bought a duffman costume for 25 bucks
The Dryer, The Better (18:57:25): https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/10391670_1174779569528_1539939_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=47f900333088e6fad7840b96087fa634&oe=57044B88
The Dryer, The Better (18:57:49): $5. Homemade from a thrift store. Jew ftw
Robert (18:58:02): Look at that farmers tan
No Condom, No Problem (19:01:43): Duffman, can't breathe
Robert (19:02:35): When I figured out the scroll text In runescape I would just spam Drink Dugf
Robert (19:08:38): Sam is in South America teaching kids English
The Dryer, The Better (19:10:50): Not sure what's more frightening, that or the cartels
Robert (19:20:17): Her ass might be used as storage for the cartels
GroupMe (19:23:22): No Condom, No Problem changed the group's name to Ahora Estoy Relajado
GroupMe (19:24:21): No Condom, No Problem changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (19:24:53): No Condom, No Problem changed name to "Uno mas dick"
GroupMe (19:26:37): "Uno mas dick" changed name to Yo Tengo Bortion
GroupMe (19:36:57): Robert changed name to consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:37:58): I like the name of the group
The Dryer, The Better (19:40:40): What's your name, drug mule?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:41:25): Getting spit roasted by the cartel
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:42:05): Beautiful
GroupMe (22:06:49): Going In Dry changed name to Yo Quiero Taco Dick
Wednesday, 06 January 2016
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:49:47): Where will you be when diarere hits
The Dryer, The Better (11:51:06): I don't get
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:51:17): His face
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:57:35): I was trying to think of a good baseball poop pun but I got nothing
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:58:03): He leaves skid marks after he slides
The Dryer, The Better (11:59:25): When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst\u2026 diarrhea
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:59:43): Guess who's getting theses books for Christmas.
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:01:00): This one is for Pete. I know he loves cats
Yo Tengo Bortion (12:04:43): Don't bother. I already have it
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (15:30:53): I got my dream job of being a Dick fluffed
The Dryer, The Better (16:13:30): Just went on twitter for the first time in a while. Pete, did you change your name?
Yo Tengo Bortion (16:17:14): Yes I am @MillenialFury now
Yo Tengo Bortion (16:17:38): I'm just an enraged millennial fighting the good fight
The Dryer, The Better (16:18:09): I didn't know you liked labels
Yo Tengo Bortion (16:21:00): It's not a label its a way of life
Yo Tengo Bortion (16:21:30): I'm going to start making snarky comments about trans rights and the gender gap
The Dryer, The Better (16:22:03): Only to go misheard because you've grown tired of social media
Yo Tengo Bortion (16:22:18): Yea I barely use twitter
Yo Tengo Bortion (16:22:36): Only social media I bother with anymore is Instagram
The Dryer, The Better (16:24:23): Same.
Thursday, 07 January 2016
Yo Tengo Bortion (16:04:53): Calling all Jan Michael vincents
Yo Tengo Bortion (16:05:40): Josh did you hear about the Rick and Morty Pokemon game lol
The Dryer, The Better (16:14:47): Yeah. Comes out next week I believe
The Dryer, The Better (16:15:11): I'll probably download it for the hell of it
Yo Tengo Bortion (16:15:49): Yea same, need my r&m fix now
The Dryer, The Better (16:23:52): Every time I shit on the floor, it brings me back
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:18:41): https://i.imgur.com/W1DZtpV.png
GroupMe (18:23:28): The Dryer, The Better changed name to un bortion m\xe1s no hace da\xf1o
un bortion más no hace daño (18:24:27): Marc, you should franchise a gym
un bortion más no hace daño (18:24:56): And turn it into a strip club at night. Two birds with one stone
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:25:37): I don't know. It might conflict with my new job
un bortion más no hace daño (18:26:29): You got that dj job?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:26:47): Nah. I got this real person job sadly
un bortion más no hace daño (18:27:21): Cunts
un bortion más no hace daño (18:27:26): Where?
un bortion más no hace daño (18:27:31): Doing what?
un bortion más no hace daño (18:27:36): For whom?
un bortion más no hace daño (18:27:37): Why?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:28:08): Zenith Optimedia. I will be a media planner and buyer. I got it from the HR lady and because I need money
un bortion más no hace daño (18:29:38): Sell out
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:42:30): Congrats on the job Marx
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:42:32): Marc
un bortion más no hace daño (18:43:05): Yeah, I guess a congrats is in order
un bortion más no hace daño (18:43:07): I guess
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:43:39): Congrats Where's the company?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:44:03): It's in Manhattan
un bortion más no hace daño (18:44:55): You moving to Hoboken?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:45:21): Eventually. We will have to find a place.
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:45:25): I want to buy
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:45:35): But the bubble there is pretty strong.
un bortion más no hace daño (18:46:00): Pop that shit
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:46:02): Welcome to the renting world sucker
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:49:51): I would have to find a place that allows spike
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:49:58): So buying seems easier
un bortion más no hace daño (18:50:34): Buying is gonna cost you about $500,000 minimum
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:51:48): I know. My sister and I would split it. We got some cash.
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:52:29): What about if one of you guys move out first lol
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:53:02): We have contingent plans. We have planed this for about 3 years
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:58:03): Can we have a house party
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:58:16): Fuck yea
un bortion más no hace daño (18:58:46): Stripper pole?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:59:07): Duh
un bortion más no hace daño (18:59:59): Astroturf for carpeting?
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:00:11): Please say yes
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:00:30): Nah. Real grass
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:01:45): 420
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:01:57): Nah
un bortion más no hace daño (19:01:59): Good. No repercussions when I actually shit on the floor
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:02:58): Who said you were allowed in ?
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:03:02): Take off your pants and panties
un bortion más no hace daño (19:03:27): No joos allowed
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:33:25): No that was to all of you
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:39:30): But I'm not Jewish
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:40:14): I know. You gotta be a bro to get in.
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:40:52): We all have brothers. You're the only one who isn't a true bro
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:41:26): Bro and brother is different Pete. Brother by birth. Bro by trial
un bortion más no hace daño (22:43:32): New season of Todd Margaret aired tonight.
Friday, 08 January 2016
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (08:02:37): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RhalpfzzFEo&feature=youtu.be\n\nThis is how I imagine Gary
Yo Tengo Bortion (08:17:34): Jesus christ
un bortion más no hace daño (13:21:17): Pete is obviously hard at work
Yo Tengo Bortion (13:28:14): Of course I am
Yo Tengo Bortion (15:20:13): The directions on my One a Day vitamins say to take two a day
un bortion más no hace daño (15:21:50): Post to r/firstworldanarchists
Yo Tengo Bortion (15:24:56): I put it on CrappyDesign
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:35:36): Y'all niggas wanna do something this weekend
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:37:33): Sure
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:45:54): Maybe
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:45:57): Maybe not
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:46:01): Maybe fuck yourself
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:48:42): In soviet Russian. I'll cut you
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:48:57): In edison NJ, I'll gut you
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:50:21): Meet me in Piscataway for a knife fit
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:50:28): Better stay out od his turf marc
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:51:10): I've honed my knife fighting skills in counter-strike
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:51:18): I know you're just gonna pull out your pistol
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:51:40): Brian runs faster with a knife too
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:56:33): Always bring a gun to a knife fight
un bortion más no hace daño (17:58:32): Don't bring piss to a shit fight
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:33:24): My new job let's me choice my own photo for the job id badge
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:33:58): Triggered
un bortion más no hace daño (19:34:31): None
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:36:49): None
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:37:56): I want to get a risk champion tattoo
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:38:18): Full back tat
un bortion más no hace daño (19:43:27): Get it on the right butt cheek
un bortion más no hace daño (19:43:50): Give that stank hole the stank eye
un bortion más no hace daño (20:17:22): What are you guys up to?
Yo Tengo Bortion (20:38:09): I'm just hanging out at Jessie's tonight
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (22:13:20): None
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (22:14:55): I wanted to capture the essence of Risk Champion
Saturday, 09 January 2016
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:10:18): My dad doing coat hanger bortuons
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:11:10): Wait what is he doing
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:11:43): Cleaning the gaps so the water drains properly
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:33:34): Wanna do something today
Yo Tengo Bortion (13:41:22): Sure
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:08:20): Butt sex ?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:08:29): We can make a square
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:34:14): Is there a laser tag place around?
un bortion más no hace daño (14:35:30): Grand slam used to have it
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:37:10): There is one right off of 287 in bridge water
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:52:24): Funtime America in Eatontown
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:53:43): True
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (16:29:28): Let's go on a man hunt.
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:02:22): Interesting
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:06:56): Insert quotes from Mac and Dennis manhunters now
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:10:25): Me haley and lori are down
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:11:03): So lazed tag. Or fun time America
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:11:57): Fun time is open until midnight
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:21:04): It's a kids place though
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:21:28): But I'm down to do down stuff tonight
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:22:59): I'm down for Lazer tag
un bortion más no hace daño (17:23:30): Let's find a better place than fun time. There gotta be more places
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:24:08): There is a place off 287 exit 14.
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:24:22): Bridgeswater sports complex
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:26:11): There's a place in Bridgewater
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:26:15): Oh you found it
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:26:24): I knew people in college that went there
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:27:02): It's open until 11
un bortion más no hace daño (17:29:27): https://www.bsaarena.com/portfolio/2713/#
un bortion más no hace daño (17:29:33): 10 pm
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:31:00): I'm down
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:31:12): So wanna go at 7 ?
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:31:47): Want to get like a drink or something before or after
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:32:04): Yea I'm down for before or after
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:32:26): Or in the parking lot of the building
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:34:22): I say after
un bortion más no hace daño (17:35:45): Just called. There's availability for walk ins. We'll definitely be playing against children. They do not serve alcohol. They can accommodate ~30 ppl per game. Games last 15 minutes each. $6/game
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:36:17): The children part makes me very self conscious
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:36:23): I'm going to gun butt the fuck out of some kid
un bortion más no hace daño (17:36:37): Our team name should be Beasts of No Nation.
un bortion más no hace daño (17:36:43): Movie about child soldiers.
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:37:08): I'll be stringer bell
un bortion más no hace daño (17:37:13): Any kids on our team will be tortured, abuse, and mentally scarred for life.
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:37:20): Is there a Dave and busters around?
un bortion más no hace daño (17:37:50): Does Dave and busters have laser tag
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:38:15): No
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:38:16): Good question, I doubt it
un bortion más no hace daño (17:38:32): And if you guys think I get competitive at board games, I'm taking shit to a new level tonight
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:39:14): I'm just imagining some parents took their kids to a 10th birthday party and their kids get paired up against a bunch of drunk people in their mid to late 20s
un bortion más no hace daño (17:39:58): I'm going to merc some children
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:40:26): I'll be at Brian's house at 6:30?
un bortion más no hace daño (17:43:08): I'll have to eat real quick and shower
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:43:14): How about 645/7 just got back and need to eat and shit
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:44:01): I'm waiting on Jessie and we need to eat and shit
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:47:33): Aight
un bortion más no hace daño (17:49:44): I recommend everyone wear dark colors, so as to not stand out in the UV lights
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:50:01): Are we really doing this lol
un bortion más no hace daño (17:50:02): It will ensure that we trample more children too. Won't be able to see us
un bortion más no hace daño (17:50:20): I am.
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:50:55): The kids part makes me worried
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:51:01): I'm swinging at these kids. I'm here to win
un bortion más no hace daño (17:52:27): The parents know what they signed their kids up for
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:53:10): I'm gunna wear all white. I want them to know I'm coming. THE COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN BABY. WHOOAAAAA
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:54:28): Tbh part of me really wants to do this
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:56:58): Though if you don't want to bear up kids we can do bowling
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:58:40): I want to shoot fake lasers
un bortion más no hace daño (17:58:49): Lazers
un bortion más no hace daño (17:59:19): These kids need to be taught a lesson
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:49:15): Gonna need longer still cooking
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:49:32): Same still eating
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:57:15): Is there a backup plan besides laser tag lol
un bortion más no hace daño (19:02:06): I haven't heard one
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (19:10:49): Bowling?
un bortion más no hace daño (19:11:36): Boo. Lazers
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:16:55): If its just us, as funny as playing against kids sounds that ship has sailed
un bortion más no hace daño (19:17:29): Trust me. It's fun
un bortion más no hace daño (19:20:44): We're still going
un bortion más no hace daño (19:20:49): Just a heads up
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:21:04): Aight
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:28:56): I think Jessie and I are going to have to be out for laser tag, but if you guys want to meet up afterwards we are down
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:35:17): Aight. Shoot for 10
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:39:32): Sounds good, just let me know when you guys are done
Sunday, 10 January 2016
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:15:08): http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/heres-fucking-anime-quiz-754
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (15:25:55): Don't forget you bitches owe me money (threat does not include Pete I think )
Monday, 11 January 2016
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (08:44:13): https://i.imgur.com/AV0gMeO.jpg
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (08:44:27): Can I offer you an egg in these trying times instead?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (08:48:09): Josh you got a pic of the receipt right?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (08:48:11): Or someone does
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (10:21:26): David Bowie died yesterday?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (10:22:12): You guys owe me 62 dollars. Fight amongst yourselves. I think Lori owes in on that pot too.
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (10:22:32): Just make her pay for it all. That's what feminist want right. To pay for shot
Yo Tengo Bortion (10:43:05): RIP Ziggy Stardust
un bortion más no hace daño (11:41:07): Yeah I have the receipt. I'll send the picture in a little bit
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:56:15): I accept cash only
un bortion más no hace daño (11:59:16): Gonna propose something here. \n\nLet's cash out?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (12:10:51): Cashing out!
un bortion más no hace daño (12:13:35): Do we abandon this group chat? I've never cashed out before. The details are still fuzzy to me
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:13:40): Ain't no cashing out.
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:13:41): I'll find you. And I'll kill you
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:14:13): I just want to do that
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:14:15): But that's not fit the debt
un bortion más no hace daño (12:15:57): This is just so you know how much we owe
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:16:16): Take off the temples
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:16:29): And tequila
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:16:32): And the food.
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:16:37): Then fight for the rest
un bortion más no hace daño (12:17:24): Yeah yeah yeah. We got it. Well figure out just how much we scammed you for
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:19:29): Jokes on you. Those shots were Frank's horror juice. Slow release. See you bitches in 2025.
un bortion más no hace daño (13:08:39): Marc, did you have any beers at all?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:09:08): Just at the bar
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:09:41): Not on the table tab
un bortion más no hace daño (13:09:55): the one i bought, right?
un bortion más no hace daño (13:10:05): hoegaarden
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:10:14): Yea
un bortion más no hace daño (13:10:16): k
un bortion más no hace daño (13:11:17): and correct me if i'm wrong, brian handed you $12 to cover the cost of 2 beers. one for brian, one for me
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:21:05): I was handed no money
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:21:27): I handed Haley money for laser tag
un bortion más no hace daño (13:22:31): i'm saying when we were at Fox, one of us handed you $12. we ordered via the waitress so we didnt have to go to the bar
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:22:52): I have no recollection of that
un bortion más no hace daño (13:23:12): you have $12 in your wallet?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:23:20): I do not
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:23:26): Nor in my pants
un bortion más no hace daño (13:23:36): did you tip the waitress with that moolah?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:23:44): No
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:23:49): All on the card
un bortion más no hace daño (13:25:50): i'll talk to brian later
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:27:16): Also ad 20% on each for tip
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (13:48:34): I think I gave you the 12 josh
un bortion más no hace daño (13:55:05): I don't gots it
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (13:56:18): Hm well I don't either
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (13:56:24): It's alright
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (13:56:33): It's probably in my room somewhere
Tuesday, 12 January 2016
un bortion más no hace daño (17:25:48): Just submitted my visa application. New Zealand prostitutes here I cum.
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:26:13): Awwwwww yea
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:26:18): How longs the visa last
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:26:30): Remember to not wear a condom. They perceive it as a sign of weakness
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:26:56): Make sure during the sex ask them if they like that American penis
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:27:04): And say this one is for Trump
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:27:14): A Trump hump
un bortion más no hace daño (17:27:30): 12 months. It can be extended an additional 3 months if you work in the agricultural industry for a few months. Mostly picking/packaging fruit and veggies. Farm work
un bortion más no hace daño (17:28:06): Prostitution is legal there by the way
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:28:07): So what will you be doing there?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:28:10): What do you intended to do
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:28:35): He intends to bang a lot of whores
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:28:44): Hooors
un bortion más no hace daño (17:29:06): Probably just work at a bunch of different bars and restaurants in different cities. Most employers know that travelers are temp workers
un bortion más no hace daño (17:29:29): Hike when I can
un bortion más no hace daño (17:29:39): Save some money and travel to Australia for a week or something
un bortion más no hace daño (17:29:52): I'm not gonna think about it too much
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:30:44): You are going to move literally across the world and not think to much about it. Bold strategy cotton. Let's see if it pays off
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:31:05): I mean hell get kicked out eventually
un bortion más no hace daño (17:31:12): No wife. No kids. No debt. Awesome credit score. What can go wrong
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:31:24): That's the tagine
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:31:41): Tagline*
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:32:01): Tbh it sounds pretty cool. Wish I could just fuck around in new Zealand for a while
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:32:09): Me too
un bortion más no hace daño (17:32:14): I'm just upset I won't be in the states for Trump winning the election
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:32:31): You'll get to see him when he conquers new Zealand
un bortion más no hace daño (17:32:40): Not like Brian pays rent. Or Marc. Sucks for you Pete
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:32:42): My boss is moving to Australia if hillary wins so you could see him
un bortion más no hace daño (17:33:19): I loved paying month to month on rent. No commitments
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:33:29): Yea i wish I could go backpacking or something for a while but its just not practical for me at this point
un bortion más no hace daño (17:33:58): When's your lease up?
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:36:31): Next january lol
un bortion más no hace daño (17:38:57): Oh dang
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:39:56): Just promise me you'll think of me when you are banging these whores
un bortion más no hace daño (17:40:30): I promise
un bortion más no hace daño (17:41:12): The only reason I even know it's legal there is because in the application, it states that with this type of visa I cannot be a sex worker
un bortion más no hace daño (17:41:32): So I then looked it up, and yeah it's legal
un bortion más no hace daño (17:42:01): It's great. There are website where you can specify what type of chick you wanna bang
un bortion más no hace daño (17:42:25): And they list all the extra shit they're willing to do and at what cost
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:42:38): You're gonna uncheck religious box aren't you
un bortion más no hace daño (17:43:15): I'm not gonna fuck any hookers but if I'm fucking a hooker, I'm sure religion won't come up
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:43:49): What if she asks you to put it in her pious hole
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:44:10): Or her unpious hole ;)
un bortion más no hace daño (17:44:15): I call her pimp
un bortion más no hace daño (17:44:49): So who wants to watch the state of the union?
un bortion más no hace daño (21:08:03): Donald Trump right now
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (23:13:23): Is someone fucking with me or did Bernie Sanders drop an album in 87
Wednesday, 13 January 2016
un bortion más no hace daño (00:36:36): That's completely true
un bortion más no hace daño (00:36:54): Not sure on the year, but yeah, he has an album
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (00:37:39): Nigga got to drop an EP now to get the black vote from trump
un bortion más no hace daño (00:38:48): Nah. He took a page out of Dr Dre and the up in smoke tour by launching the Feel the Bern tour. Targets black voters
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (08:18:35): Trivia still on ?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (08:20:49): I forgot about that lol. What time?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (08:33:23): 8 I think
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (08:46:19): Me and haley are down
un bortion más no hace daño (08:51:38): I'm down. Brian, we still using the fucknasium?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (08:54:07): I'll let you know cause right now I'm in prime grime time I'm disgusting
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (08:55:04): Aren't you at work ?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (08:55:13): I wanna lift
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (08:55:18): Shoe you who's boss
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (08:55:34): I am at work
un bortion más no hace daño (08:58:09): Didn't mean right now
Yo Tengo Bortion (08:58:57): Get big
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:01:36): I know not now, I was answering marc. We do got a pull up bar here I can just get swole here
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:07:49): What are your work PRs
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:09:24): 10x10 vlookups
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:11:19): 5x5 spreadsheet formatting
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:11:47): And 1x5 what - if analysis
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:51:41): your boss says you arent getting paid extra for OT
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:52:04): on your last day of work you get mad at your boss and you yell at him for never giving you anything for your hours of OT
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:52:16): all he says is "look in the mirror, brian"
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:52:31): and then you look and see you have started to gain about 50lbs and are balding
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:52:48): "i've broken you down and made you into an excel machine"
un bortion más no hace daño (09:56:09): Pete, you down for trivia?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (10:00:30): That's worth all the OT on the world
un bortion más no hace daño (10:43:14): tonight's episode\n\n"Frank Falls Out the Window"\nAfter falling out of the window, Frank thinks that it's 2006; the other three see this as a chance to fix their past mistakes.
Yo Tengo Bortion (10:44:24): Lol nice
Yo Tengo Bortion (10:44:38): Let me see about trivia
un bortion más no hace daño (11:35:28): Guess I'm #11
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:46:38): I played it for five minutes on the shitter. It's really good so far and I like the graphics
un bortion más no hace daño (11:48:11): Apparently playing with sound on is a must
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:54:58): Oh I had it on mute
Yo Tengo Bortion (12:00:25): My man!
un bortion más no hace daño (12:51:43): Rick: "You know, all these Morty's, I keep getting older, they stay the same age"
Yo Tengo Bortion (12:52:08): Slow down!
un bortion más no hace daño (12:52:12): This is phenomenal. Like actually a really good pokemon rip
Yo Tengo Bortion (12:52:25): Yeah it's like a genuinely good game
un bortion más no hace daño (12:52:43): Get schwifty is playing as background music
Yo Tengo Bortion (12:57:55): Oh man I need to play this with audio
Yo Tengo Bortion (13:32:36): Jessie and I are down for trivia tonight
un bortion más no hace daño (13:34:42): Cool beans
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:28:05): We need a good team name
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:28:26): The Fighting Amish
un bortion más no hace daño (14:28:37): WWW.doing.biz
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:29:48): The other guy in wam
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:47:41): How about the milfhunters
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:48:04): MILSWNCA
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:49:45): How about Silfs
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:49:53): We're sons other people want to fuck
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:50:20): Or the Biz boys ft. Jessie & Haley
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:51:48): They're they bad biz batches
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:51:55): Bitches
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:52:27): Marc we are counting on you for sports besides soccer
un bortion más no hace daño (14:53:07): The Next Gen Biz Men featuring the Bad for Biz Bitches Jessie and Haley.
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:57:51): I'm sure that's probably over the character limit lol
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:58:32): Let's just go with something simple like Gay for Pay
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:58:45): Pray for gay
Yo Tengo Bortion (15:01:16): How about "We Google All Trivia Questions" ?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (15:01:39): "Just bing it"
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (15:01:47): Bing*
Yo Tengo Bortion (15:01:55): but bing is for porn
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (15:02:11): I know what I said
Yo Tengo Bortion (15:02:27): ohhhhhhh
Yo Tengo Bortion (15:02:28): ;)
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:14:31): I get 20% off physical games by pre ordering through Amazon.
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:14:41): I like probe
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:14:43): Prime
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:15:16): I like probes too
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:15:39): So we just meeting at fox at 8
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:17:43): I'd say go earlier so we can get a table, maybe 7:30?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:18:27): Aight
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:19:14): Haley won't get to my house until 730 so we will leave around then
un bortion más no hace daño (17:22:03): Might as well go with Brian. If someone gets there early though to grab a table, I'll give you a under the table jerk
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (17:22:51): I'm waiting in Christa so I could be there early or late. I'll keep you posted. Shooting for 7:30
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:26:10): Kinky
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:33:12): Christa gets in at 7:30. I'll be at fox around 8
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:35:47): Something came up with Haley we can't make it tonight, sorry
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:45:58): Alright no problem
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:46:10): Marc and Josh are you guys still on?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:46:40): Yea I'm down
un bortion más no hace daño (18:59:03): Yeah sure
un bortion más no hace daño (18:59:36): What time you gonna get there Pete?
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:02:28): Gonna leave in like 10 and will be there by 7:30 prob
un bortion más no hace daño (19:03:17): Sounds good
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:31:45): Jessie and I are here
un bortion más no hace daño (19:32:55): Be there in less than ten
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:34:32): Waiting for christas train. Then I'll head right over
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:36:56): No rush. It's not crowded at all
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:54:20): Marc are you on your way?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:54:51): Almost there
un bortion más no hace daño (22:31:06): @Yo Quiero Taco Dick does Haley know what The Good Dinosaur is?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (22:47:27): A movie?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (22:48:50): Your out of the Edison gay single dads club
un bortion más no hace daño (22:49:49): We're gay.
un bortion más no hace daño (22:49:52): Elbow deep
Yo Tengo Bortion (22:50:13): (We're gay!)
un bortion más no hace daño (22:50:57): We would've won with that one question
Yo Tengo Bortion (22:53:19): And idaho
un bortion más no hace daño (22:53:42): Yeah but Pixar would've sealed the deal. One question
Thursday, 14 January 2016
un bortion más no hace daño (17:01:41): None
un bortion más no hace daño (17:02:07): Best game I've ever downloaded for mobile
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:12:15): How do I catch more mortys?
un bortion más no hace daño (17:14:22): Once you earn more badges by defeating different Rick's, Salesman Rick will allow you to purchase manipulator chips (pokeballs). \n\nYou can also build your own in the craft booth. You can look up the recipe for the chip online
un bortion más no hace daño (17:14:46): http://m.gamerevolution.com/faq/pocket-mortys/full-recipe-list-for-pocket-mortys-121601
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:25:54): This is literally the Internet in a nutshell
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (20:01:12): Dinner with the waifu
Yo Tengo Bortion (20:05:21): I could go for some fries
un bortion más no hace daño (20:53:32): Visa approved. going to NZ mother fuckers
Yo Tengo Bortion (20:53:53): Ayooo when are you leaving?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (20:54:03): Damn son. Get that down under pussy
un bortion más no hace daño (20:54:20): soon. March 1st had cheap tickets
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (20:54:52): Where you lovin
un bortion más no hace daño (20:55:12): and i'm in touch with a family friend that has an award winning restaurant in Christchurch, NZ. I'm gonna see if I can get a job at her palce
Yo Tengo Bortion (20:55:32): So you have people to get you all set up right?
un bortion más no hace daño (20:55:39): nah
un bortion más no hace daño (20:55:53): I can ask for some advice, but there not gonna let me live with them
un bortion más no hace daño (20:56:27): I'll probably live in a hostel for a few weeks. then move into an apartment
un bortion más no hace daño (20:56:43): then move to a new city ever few months
un bortion más no hace daño (20:56:48): start the process over
Yo Tengo Bortion (20:58:48): That's probably fine if you have a lot of savings just in case
un bortion más no hace daño (20:59:48): not much, but they do what are called share homes
un bortion más no hace daño (20:59:56): pretty much just short term leases
un bortion más no hace daño (21:00:53): NZ requires $2711.46 US to enter, pretty much to make sure you have enough to get home
un bortion más no hace daño (21:00:59): I have about double that
un bortion más no hace daño (21:01:43): I'm just gonna work at a bunch of different restaurants, cafes, hopefully MOA brewery
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (21:02:12): Write a journal. We can make it into s book
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (21:02:15): And a movie
un bortion más no hace daño (21:02:33): I'll probably do some youtube videos or something
Yo Tengo Bortion (21:04:40): Yeah do some kind of blog or vlog
un bortion más no hace daño (21:05:11): definitely. probably gonna buy jmargulies.com
un bortion más no hace daño (21:05:25): then forward it to Medium
un bortion más no hace daño (21:06:15): Medium at some point soon will actually allow you to use your own URL instead of Medium.com/@whatever
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (22:35:59): Fallout 4 won't let me set a school full of children in fire. Only can kill the teachers
un bortion más no hace daño (22:39:43): Since when did the esrb limit my freedoms to digitally massacre school children?
Friday, 15 January 2016
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (08:33:20): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g&app=desktop
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:03:06): Time to build that wall
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:03:48): It's scary how close trump seems to be to the nomination
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:05:06): Apparently last night was his best debate too
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:05:44): Never thought I'd say this but I hope ted Cruz wins lol I'm probably just going to vote for Gary Johnson again
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (09:34:40): You Donald's song is better the bernies album. Hilary gotta drop a fire EP to stay relevant
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:36:21): she's already trying to relate with black voters to disasterous results
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:36:41): josh if you go to new zealand in march you will miss the three ring circus that is the next US election :(
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:36:47): Did you see her whip and nae nae?
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:36:57): what lol
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:37:05): On Ellen
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:37:15): She did the whip and nae nae dance
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:37:26): oh no i didnt see that
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:37:31): Then more recently she did the dab
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:37:32): but i hate watching hilary imitate humans
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:37:36): Oh both are terrible
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:37:46): wait there is a dance called the dab?
Yo Tengo Bortion (09:37:55): i thought dabbing was smoking hash oil or something lol
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (09:39:30): I thought dabbing was using a cloth to absorb liquid
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:42:58): You're all so white
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (09:43:49): Yea. I'm so white I don't have any debt of any kind. I'll never understand urban culture
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:44:41): Whites invented debt
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:44:46): It was the jews
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (09:45:01): Jews aren't white. They are a pale green
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:45:27): That's just when their outer skin gets thin and you can see their lizard skin underneath
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (09:46:32): A lot of people think Jews love money because they are Greedy. They just want to have things that are the same color of them. No Jew is like sweet euros. They are green and there underbelly is gold
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (09:54:11): Just take the piece off and carry it all home
Yo Tengo Bortion (10:00:03): I am neither black nor 16 so I enjoy the freedom white people have of not having to keep up with the latest trap music
un bortion más no hace daño (10:46:57): I'm still watching and following the election. I'm not going to Africa. Internet is a thing
un bortion más no hace daño (10:47:09): And what the fuck is a dab
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (10:51:06): New Zealand has shit Internet
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (10:51:11): Just a warning
un bortion más no hace daño (10:51:17): I'm aware
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (10:51:29): Like 1994 level
Yo Tengo Bortion (10:51:44): Is it really that bad?
un bortion más no hace daño (10:52:06): It's not that bad, but it's noticeably eh
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (10:52:06): It's horrible
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (10:52:32): I need to pwn noobs
Yo Tengo Bortion (10:52:33): To be fair the US has shit internet too
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (10:52:36): I need my internet
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (10:52:52): Marc is right it's fucking terrible in Australia and nz
un bortion más no hace daño (10:53:03): It has to do with where the cables on the ocean meet. Nz just gets fucked cause there in the middle of the fucking ocean
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (10:53:16): They just need Google fiber
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (10:53:21): It's easy, not hard
Yo Tengo Bortion (10:53:39): Well its probably good enough
Yo Tengo Bortion (10:53:54): Not like you're running an eCommerce site there
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (10:54:00): Also shits expensive due to shipping
Yo Tengo Bortion (10:54:02): Or becoming a pro gamer
un bortion más no hace daño (10:54:23): I wonder if their mobile stuff is better
Yo Tengo Bortion (10:54:40): Did you get tickets yet?
un bortion más no hace daño (10:55:36): Nah. Gonna shoot for March 1 though
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:02:37): how long are you planning on staying?
un bortion más no hace daño (11:04:56): As long as I can.
un bortion más no hace daño (11:05:09): Max 12 months
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:05:15): hope you come back with an accent
un bortion más no hace daño (11:05:29): I'm sure there will be a tinge
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:05:36): and a full maori sleeve
un bortion más no hace daño (11:06:37): I'm not opposed to getting a tattoo while I'm there
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:07:48): you can actually get an authentic one too
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:07:53): and not look like some fucking gringo
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:08:40): Yea but if he stays the full year. When Donald trumps wins he's not going to get back in the country
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:09:49): especially since he will discover islam in nz
un bortion más no hace daño (11:09:51): I'll be returning right when the civil war starts
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:10:01): which one, the race war or the war on islam?
un bortion más no hace daño (11:11:36): All of them
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:11:46): perfect
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:13:15): You'll still look like a gringo
Saturday, 16 January 2016
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:12:49): Also I really need to clean my room more lol
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:12:49): Marc, Slecko is back in bizness
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:14:47): We were retarded
un bortion más no hace daño (14:16:52): What's this from?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:19:21): Yes we were
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:19:47): Me and Marcs high school youtube group called Slecko. Think we only shot the opening of this lol
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:22:24): Never forget
un bortion más no hace daño (14:23:15): What's slecko mean?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:23:43): Silver echo of the 8th deme soon
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:26:06): It really does lol
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:26:17): We got it from a random name generator I think
un bortion más no hace daño (14:27:09): Bunch a losers if you ask me
Yo Tengo Bortion (15:06:04): I'm at the barber shop and they're playing The Town. One of the barbers here is arguing it is the greatest movie of all time
un bortion más no hace daño (15:38:34): I remember Brian and I watched it. We thought the ending was retarded
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (15:49:37): I think pete was there
Yo Tengo Bortion (16:07:47): I was there. We smoked a joint and then for some reason it was on TV and we laughed the whole time
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (21:25:47): Greg canal is a bouncer in NYC
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (21:27:42): How do you know this
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (21:28:50): He checked my id
Yo Tengo Bortion (21:29:00): CANAL
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (21:32:12): CANAL CANAL CANAL
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (21:32:23): Lol did he say anything to you
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (21:33:09): We talked
un bortion más no hace daño (21:35:02): Who?
Sunday, 17 January 2016
un bortion más no hace daño (14:03:37): http://www.vice.com/read/pandemic-legacy-is-probably-the-greatest-board-game-of-all-time-935?utm_source=vicefbus
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:06:47): i'd play this with you guys
un bortion más no hace daño (14:10:20): Finally get to realize my dream of killing off Canada with a virulent stain of Cat AIDS
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:34:40): they're just asking it
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:34:42): asking for it
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (20:51:31): Russell Wilson looks high as fick
Yo Tengo Bortion (21:10:46): I gotta stop taking so much ketamine before a game
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (21:11:10): It probably wore off at halftime
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (21:11:18): And that's when he started to play
Monday, 18 January 2016
un bortion más no hace daño (15:48:26): should i buy jmargulies.com OR...
un bortion más no hace daño (15:48:34): NoWifeNoKids.com
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (15:52:17): NoWifeNoKidsNoGod.com
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (16:03:57): Fagatron.com
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (16:27:38): Found Petes first tattoo
un bortion más no hace daño (16:28:43): Elephants don't have fur
Yo Tengo Bortion (16:29:07): Sick elephant nips tho
un bortion más no hace daño (18:32:37): Rumor has it that Bryan Cranston is in the disaster artist
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:32:55): It was announced on their FB page lol
un bortion más no hace daño (18:33:19): Maybe he plays the drug dealer on the roof
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:54:39): RIP birdperson :(
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (21:13:03): I'm exited for my first day tomorrow. Make new work friends so I don't have to hang out with you losers any more
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (21:15:14): Yay fageddaboutus :(
Tuesday, 19 January 2016
Yo Tengo Bortion (07:12:07): Fine, I'll go hang out with my new work friends. We will stay out all night and I'll forget about you guys because I will be so captivated by their stories about their grandkids and medical problems
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:51:24): None
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:51:29): My boss sent this to me lol
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:51:34): He truly is Michael scott
un bortion más no hace daño (11:57:48): Are you Jim?
Yo Tengo Bortion (12:02:27): No he's creed
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:38:35): WHAT YEAR IS IT
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:39:26): Also loris Instagram is of a 14 year old getting over a break up
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:41:09): Lmao I don't go there
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:41:29): It's like fear is nothing and shit like that
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:41:45): Also fit fam photos but she ain't even jacked
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:42:03): Like she can't even put up a plate I'm guessing
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:42:09): Lol her "healthy" meals
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:42:44): ALL THE KARABINCHAK CHILDREN DISAPPOINT ME BY THERE MAX BENCH
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:43:26): You're a bench guy living in an ab man's world
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:43:48): I need bench to push all the haters out of the way
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:44:04): You only need abs for sucking Dick. So mine are amazing
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:44:13): Aldi how's your new J
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:44:17): Also*
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:44:25): It's a lot of fun
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:44:29): I'm the pitch guy
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:44:54): Weird I thought you were more of a catcher guy
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:45:06): I need to make a new tinder for city chicks
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:45:15): I still catch
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:45:19): Balls
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:45:23): In my hands
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:45:26): And ass
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:47:29): Here's you're new tinder description
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:47:44): "Looking for city chick's who want tinder dick"
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:47:47): That's it
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (18:48:01): No games
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:48:20): "I'm better then everyone. So don't sleep you eat to the top. Just sleep with the top"
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:49:29): Also works on Grindr
Yo Tengo Bortion (18:59:13): I enjoyed reading this back and forth
Wednesday, 20 January 2016
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:32:16): We'll be here for the next 40 years
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (09:32:24): Till my retirement from comedy
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (09:32:43): Or your untimely murder
un bortion más no hace daño (12:15:19): Trivia later? Or is Marc a little city bitch now?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:15:47): I should be able to make it if the trains don't fuck up
un bortion más no hace daño (12:16:25): Pete?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (12:17:43): I def cant
Yo Tengo Bortion (13:44:22): I can't tonight. You guys down for next week though?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (13:47:07): I probably can next week. I just got my mentor thing tomorrow morning and a project to do for him tonight
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:47:40): Bitch that's after work hours. Tell him to suck a cock
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (13:48:19): This is for a class I'm paying for lol
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:53:20): FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (13:53:31): You got a job. You don't need school
Yo Tengo Bortion (13:55:09): He's got a point, when has school ever helped anyone?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:04:02): I want a better job that's more of what I want to do lol
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:06:03): I can't hear you. Your a stupid freshman.
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:07:14): You gunna stick with your highschool girlfriend and break up during thanksgiving
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:07:26): Go wear a lanyard
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:07:26): You're B)
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:07:39): Look at me, I'm Brian, I want a job I am more passionate about with a higher salary
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:08:10): But Pete ain't in school. He working and hating himself like he should
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:08:13): Come work with me in the coal mines and be a real man
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:08:25): Oh yea hating myself like you wouldn't believe
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:08:44): Also I am planning on grad school next year lol
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:09:29): Are you really?
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:10:01): He's joining the risk management crowd B)
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:10:34): Are you putting emojis that aren't working. Or are you literally putting a b and )
un bortion más no hace daño (14:10:44): the latter
un bortion más no hace daño (14:10:47): B)
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:11:01): B)
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:12:43): Yea I'm thinking risk management or maybe an MBA
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:14:07): B)
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:14:20): gotta figure out a career path first and then take the gres or gmats or w/e B)
Yo Tengo Bortion (17:57:20): Why do they sell high times at target
un bortion más no hace daño (17:58:36): Cause we got medical nigga
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (18:39:34): ALL VAGINAS WILL NO BE REFERRED TO AS HAM WALLETS. That is all
Thursday, 21 January 2016
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:10:26): Roast beef wallets for black chicks
un bortion más no hace daño (11:13:07): All just a bunch of turkeys
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:14:27): marc i have to tell you something important
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:14:58): dont sit down when you read this because youre just going to stand up
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:15:44): I emailed a crossfit gym
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:16:15): To troll them ?
un bortion más no hace daño (11:16:18): \ufffd
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:16:37): to become them
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:16:47): i am crossfit and crossfit is me
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:17:20): "Now I am become CrossFit, Destroy of Worlds" - Assholes who clap at the gym
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:17:42): I have no son now.
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:18:41): Thats what my dad said when I told him last year I was doing CrossDressingFit
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:19:07): You give me back that tank I bought you. You don't deserve it
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:19:35): THAT TANK WAS A GIFT AND I'M KEEPING IT
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:19:52): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72gsncVQO7M\\
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:20:05): YOU CANT KEEP THINGS WHEN YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:20:35): \ufffd
un bortion más no hace daño (11:20:47): None
un bortion más no hace daño (11:20:52): Pete is nervous
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:20:58): You are more dead to me then your dead mother
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:23:59): thats pretty dead
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:24:33): And that's what you will be doing. Killing yourself over time
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:24:34): I hear paleo has something to do with crossfire pete
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:24:44): Crossfit
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:24:46): oh yea marc
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:24:47): double whammy
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:24:50): im a Paleo Boy now
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:24:58): Not crossfire, the hit marble shooting game of the 90s
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:24:58): 4 days in
un bortion más no hace daño (11:25:32): All I know is that crossfit can be really bad for your liver
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:25:45): I knew I wanted to stop hanging out with you people. But not like this. And not on dry land
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:26:00): Pete just wants to get lean
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:26:03): Not too bulky
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:26:05): Muscles are gross
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:26:17): EVERYONE NEEDS TO NOT FIT THROUGH DOORWAYS
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:26:48): i gotta lean down
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:26:54): i need that jesus on the cross look
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:27:48): He just wants the V shape hips
un bortion más no hace daño (11:27:56): Never get that Jesus look if you ain't a Jew
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:28:05): The spornosexual look
un bortion más no hace daño (11:28:23): Huh?
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:28:35): its the new metrosexual
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:28:49): its like metrosexual but now it also includes getting the brad pit from fight club body
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:28:50): It's the zenith of metrosexuality josh god
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:29:14): And effron from the neighbors
un bortion más no hace daño (11:29:32): I'm so happy I don't know this shit
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:29:32): None
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:29:35): The only crossfit
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:30:02): God don't you read josh
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:30:04): crucifixion is prob great for a workout
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:30:14): It was on true reddit
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:30:20): Great for the vote
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:30:25): Core
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:30:36): gonna buy all my clothes at Express, get a man bun, and eat 12 meals a day
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:31:06): Noice
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:31:36): We need to have all diets covered
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:31:53): Well host our own my diet is better than yours type reality show
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:34:19): im on a diet where i go to kfc daily but only eat the skins
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:35:53): I just eat spinach artichoke dip with a spoon
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:36:02): yea the spinach is good for you
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:36:09): With ranch if I'm feeling raunchy
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:38:57): to be honest im probably not going to do crossfit. too much of a time commitment. although i kind of want to do something to get fit
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:39:36): Fighting
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:39:40): MMA
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:39:52): Crossfit jr
un bortion más no hace daño (11:40:55): Yoga
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:41:05): HIIT
un bortion más no hace daño (11:41:05): Hot bitches with hot butts
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:41:27): Plus peace of mind and all that shit
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:41:28): I dont want to do any combat sports or team sports
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:41:40): is yoga much of a workout?
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:41:45): The only flexablilty you need is the ability to flex
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:41:45): Oh yea
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:41:52): I sweat more during yoga than most workouts
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:41:57): Yoga really hard
un bortion más no hace daño (11:42:16): Agreed. I've never sweated more than during yoga
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:42:48): You also eat nothing but meat and cheese
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (11:43:01): If you want to get lean you need cardio
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:45:12): I eat 45g of carbs a day now, last night I even had a sandwich
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:45:46): B)
un bortion más no hace daño (11:47:29): Yoga good
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:47:43): Yoga fire
un bortion más no hace daño (11:47:47): Or just get a bike
un bortion más no hace daño (11:48:30): None
un bortion más no hace daño (11:48:49): I could see Pete becoming a bike guy. The getup and everything
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:49:45): oh i'd get a bike in heartbeat if i had a place to ride it
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:49:57): plus its too cold to bike now which sucks. i want a year round thing
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:50:21): and fuck carbs
un bortion más no hace daño (11:50:24): I thought about getting one of those stands so I can use my bike indoors
un bortion más no hace daño (11:50:56): Biking on roads though is awesome. So much better than running.
un bortion más no hace daño (11:51:00): More dynamic
un bortion más no hace daño (11:51:10): Also. Fuck running
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:53:04): I'm with ya pete fuck carbs
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:53:07): Fuck running
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:53:14): Fuck the world
un bortion más no hace daño (11:53:28): Fuck
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:53:33): actually i just started running
Yo Tengo Bortion (11:53:37): i hate it but i need the cardio
un bortion más no hace daño (11:54:12): So do I. I'm fat.
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (11:58:07): Eat fat
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (12:03:57): Ketosis bruh
un bortion más no hace daño (12:04:33): I eat fat on the reg
un bortion más no hace daño (12:04:42): Salmon bruh
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (12:25:12): Good job contributing to the overfishing of our seas
un bortion más no hace daño (12:25:41): Farm raised bitch
un bortion más no hace daño (12:25:47): Probably
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:43:59): I got a 20% on a diversity test. I'm racist apparently
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:44:43): They just mentioned pan sexual
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (12:46:23): I'm learning about pronouns
un bortion más no hace daño (12:48:25): This job training?
Yo Tengo Bortion (12:51:09): Are you working for tumblr
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (13:01:22): Tell them you love fucking pans
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (13:01:34): Pots, plates, whatever as long as it's kitchen related you're into it
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (13:01:49): Tell them your pronoun is apache helicopter
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (13:01:53): Tell them marc
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:12:14): As soon as they started taking about pronouns I kept thinking about. "Cause charmander doesn't go squirtle squirt you faggot"
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:35:31): Now is your only shot to declar Thor as your pronoun
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:36:16): My pronouns are Fag. Faggot and dirty wetbacks stealing my jobs
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:37:40): So it turns out I actually have been gendering you correctly this whole time
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:38:26): Yup. I just never wanted to say it. I love being offended
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (15:26:56): We are learning about stress and how yoga helps. Everyone is a hippie. I need stress. Stress puts up weight
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (15:27:56): Nah stress is lame
un bortion más no hace daño (15:28:00): Bet all those city bitches all on ClassPass.
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (15:28:18): I'm in Mass Pass
Yo Tengo Bortion (15:28:27): Did you bring up smoking weed every day
Yo Tengo Bortion (15:28:31): That helps
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (15:28:44): http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/17/nothing-really-offends-me-says-walking-embodiment-of-white-privilege/
Yo Tengo Bortion (15:31:02): marc i think you have spent so long fighting hipsters that you have accidentally become one
un bortion más no hace daño (15:31:43): "I was fighting Hipsters before it was cool."
Yo Tengo Bortion (15:33:09): - Ulysses S. Grant in the Battle of Williamsburg, Brooklyn
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (15:33:18): I will never be a hipster
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (15:33:26): I'm a bro to the close
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:50:30): https://i.imgur.com/m6a92rS.jpg
un bortion más no hace daño (17:54:11): Back to work taco dick
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (17:59:32): :(
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:22:25): And the DJ is actually famous. She works with Drake and a lot of other people
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:24:10): Your job looks awesome
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:24:51): There are a lot of jobs in analytics and stuff that you guys would like
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:25:13): It's a lot of excel and planing but you get all the perks that everyone does
Yo Tengo Bortion (19:25:41): Well if they need account managers I'm ya boy
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:26:00): They probably do. We are pitching a lot of new huge clients
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (19:26:25): They just hired like 4 analytics guys for a new job
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (20:02:19): Sweet
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (20:02:41): Anyone we would have heard of?
Friday, 22 January 2016
un bortion más no hace daño (00:43:49): http://youtu.be/Hm8oqlg8z4s
un bortion más no hace daño (00:44:01): Front-page of Reddit right now
Yo Tengo Bortion (00:46:17): No joke, I've been watching Steve brule clips all night
Yo Tengo Bortion (00:46:31): This turkeys cooked
un bortion más no hace daño (00:47:01): Love when he's eating shrimp out of the dumpster
un bortion más no hace daño (00:47:12): Or the plane episode
Yo Tengo Bortion (00:48:43): There's a better place to find seafood, its called the drumpster out back. Bringo
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:23:52): None
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:26:19): I don't get it. Is she vacuuming ?
GroupMe (14:27:07): un bortion m\xe1s no hace da\xf1o changed name to My Bortion Hurts
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:30:01): You wouldn't get it B)
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:35:21): ITS A GUY THING
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:36:57): You missed spelt Gay
My Bortion Hurts (14:37:40): You misspelled misspelled
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:37:41): Oh my mistake. Stupid autocorrect
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:38:27): Hey. Hey. Shut up
My Bortion Hurts (14:44:54): Forgot. Yesterday Steve said, "I hacked Google."
Yo Tengo Bortion (14:45:43): The mainframe?
My Bortion Hurts (14:46:44): He now has unlimited email storage because he now has his own university
My Bortion Hurts (14:46:51): Steve.edu
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:47:20): To do this he got his own server to host his email
Yo Quiero Taco Dick (14:47:34): To do that he did some other shady shit to raise enough money to buy the server
My Bortion Hurts (14:48:24): Said something about buying $200 gift cards for $180, then selling them for $190
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:53:58): Please please tell me I can enroll in Steve University
My Bortion Hurts (14:55:02): I'm sure he has the power. Dean Steve
GroupMe (14:55:25): My Bortion Hurts changed the group's name to The Steve's University
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:55:28): What is the course catalogue like
My Bortion Hurts (14:56:01): Squirreling in the Caymans 101
My Bortion Hurts (14:56:15): Sweden FTW 404
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:56:33): Being Sketchy Grad Level
My Bortion Hurts (14:56:38): Steve "Sweden pisses on us"
My Bortion Hurts (14:56:43): Said yesterday
consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel (14:57:05): NO BODY PISSES ON THE US BUT THE US.
GroupMe (14:57:44): Yo Quiero Taco Dick changed name to BA in Stash Cashology
My Bortion Hurts (14:57:45): Brian, remember we filmed "The Steve's Show"
GroupMe (14:58:06): consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel changed the group's avatar
BA in Stash Cashology (14:58:24): Yes I do lol
BA in Stash Cashology (14:58:36): It might be on Garys facebook
GroupMe (14:59:00): consiguiendo Asado al pincho por el cartel changed name to PhD in Bitcoin
My Bortion Hurts (14:59:37): Nah, I think I edited that one
My Bortion Hurts (14:59:41): On my old PC
GroupMe (15:01:23): Yo Tengo Bortion changed name to Chemtrails Are Real
PhD in Bitcoin (15:02:44): Pete. What degree do you have in Chem trails
PhD in Bitcoin (15:02:52): That's the new theme
PhD in Bitcoin (15:03:18): Clearly you didn't take Weird Japapnese shit 492
Chemtrails Are Real (15:03:38): My mistake
PhD in Bitcoin (15:04:14): You better fix that before Dean Steve fines you
GroupMe (15:04:14): Chemtrails Are Real changed name to Senpai Studies 101
BA in Stash Cashology (15:04:20): I like the idea that the major is called "Chem trails are real" lol
PhD in Bitcoin (15:04:22): And uses the cash to buy gift cards
Senpai Studies 101 (15:05:11): so Steve.edu isn't real right
PhD in Bitcoin (15:05:34): A man can dream
My Bortion Hurts (15:05:54): Not necessarily Steve.edu, but he definitely owns some random .edu address
GroupMe (15:06:59): My Bortion Hurts changed name to Doctor Bukake
Doctor Bukake (15:07:39): I wanna be a professor in internet studies. We focus on porn a lot. A lot a lot
Senpai Studies 101 (15:07:43): but why
Senpai Studies 101 (15:07:44): nevermind
Senpai Studies 101 (15:07:45): im sorry
Senpai Studies 101 (15:07:51): that is the one question you cannot ask in Steve University
PhD in Bitcoin (15:08:12): I want to teach MLP theory
Doctor Bukake (15:08:14): It's The Steve's University
Doctor Bukake (15:08:26): MLP?
Doctor Bukake (15:08:35): Major league porn?
Doctor Bukake (15:08:42): Porn Olympics?
PhD in Bitcoin (15:08:44): My little pony
Senpai Studies 101 (15:09:36): is steve a brony?
Doctor Bukake (15:09:37): Bronyology
Senpai Studies 101 (15:09:40): are bronies still a thing?
Doctor Bukake (15:10:02): This guy I worked with at Costco was a brony
Doctor Bukake (15:10:15): Steve ain't a brony
Senpai Studies 101 (15:10:30): gross
BA in Stash Cashology (15:11:43): Steves not brony wwird more of a just Internet/anime weird
Senpai Studies 101 (15:13:19): deep internet weird
BA in Stash Cashology (15:13:39): To some it's weird and mysterious
BA in Stash Cashology (15:13:43): To steve, it's home
Senpai Studies 101 (15:14:58): im surprised he hasnt bought a gun or something online
PhD in Bitcoin (15:16:00): If he does. Let me get in on that. I want an AR 15
Senpai Studies 101 (15:16:22): Trump builds that wall, we defend that wall. it'
Senpai Studies 101 (15:16:25): it's how it works
Doctor Bukake (15:16:50): Spring semester starts next week. Tuition payments are due. The Steve's university only accepts cash, checks made out to cash, bitcoin, and Venmo
PhD in Bitcoin (15:17:27): I'm signed up for basement dwelling 201. I skipped over 101. Since I'm advanced
BA in Stash Cashology (15:19:11): I'd like to make a fake website about all this but fear getting pulled into steves inevitable lawsuit
Doctor Bukake (15:41:35): http://explosm.net/rcg/rykvrpmqi
PhD in Bitcoin (16:25:48): Free beer at work
Doctor Bukake (16:27:05): You work at a start-up?
PhD in Bitcoin (16:27:44): I work at the biggest media agency in the world
Senpai Studies 101 (16:28:12): Goliath Media
Senpai Studies 101 (16:28:20): Wish I had a work beer
PhD in Bitcoin (16:29:11): My Dick media. Looks big in pictures but will ultimately dissatisfy you
BA in Stash Cashology (16:32:23): What's the actual name of it
BA in Stash Cashology (16:32:39): I just have work dayquil
PhD in Bitcoin (16:32:55): My company is Zenithoptimedia but it's Publicis groups
Doctor Bukake (16:35:16): They're French
Doctor Bukake (16:35:19): You traitor
PhD in Bitcoin (16:35:39): Nigga you want socialism
PhD in Bitcoin (16:36:34): My face while i said that
Senpai Studies 101 (16:36:42): Mic droppes
Doctor Bukake (16:37:01): French ain't socialists cum sucker. Just one of their major parties is
PhD in Bitcoin (16:37:35): Yea. So you more of a traitor. Your tiny Commie mind can't understand
BA in Stash Cashology (16:38:58): Josh he's saying since you want socialism which is worse than France you have no right to mock the origins of his employer entity
Doctor Bukake (16:39:44): Eh. Socialism good.
Doctor Bukake (16:39:57): Fuck Frenchies
Senpai Studies 101 (16:41:00): Why can't you work for a good American company like anheiser Busch or a coal mill
PhD in Bitcoin (16:52:47): My sisters company does he marketing for anheiser
BA in Stash Cashology (16:58:54): Anheiser? I bare know 'er!
Doctor Bukake (17:48:14): They were removed, where have they gone? http://imgur.com/gallery/BocfkxM
Senpai Studies 101 (18:25:26): Reminds me of the ep where Jerry offers to donate his dick to that alien guy
PhD in Bitcoin (20:07:58): Why does Lori think she is country now
BA in Stash Cashology (20:08:14): What do you mean
PhD in Bitcoin (20:08:25): Look at her Instagram
PhD in Bitcoin (20:09:46): She did #nothighmaintenance
Doctor Bukake (20:12:05): I've never been fishing
Senpai Studies 101 (20:12:38): Have you ever been fisting
PhD in Bitcoin (20:12:45): Duh
Doctor Bukake (20:12:56): Only double
PhD in Bitcoin (21:07:44): None
BA in Stash Cashology (21:14:23): Loris been fishing since she was like 10 to be fair lol
PhD in Bitcoin (21:14:52): She still isn't country
PhD in Bitcoin (21:14:57): I have seen your house
Senpai Studies 101 (21:15:08): Yea but she lives in a country
Senpai Studies 101 (21:15:14): That's got to count for something
PhD in Bitcoin (21:17:36): It counts for nothing
Senpai Studies 101 (21:54:09): Do you guys want some Jessie cookies
BA in Stash Cashology (22:01:27): Does that say "big brother us watching"
BA in Stash Cashology (22:01:37): In that case, yes
Senpai Studies 101 (22:01:46): Yes it does
Doctor Bukake (22:02:48): Beautiful
BA in Stash Cashology (22:03:11): Who made this
BA in Stash Cashology (22:03:13): Why
BA in Stash Cashology (22:03:27): I mean yes I want one but I don't understand what is happening
PhD in Bitcoin (22:05:01): Did she go missing and this is the new milk cartoon
Saturday, 23 January 2016
PhD in Bitcoin (11:28:55): Wanna R6S today since we are all snowed in
Senpai Studies 101 (12:02:47): i'm snowed in at jessies so no r6 today
BA in Stash Cashology (12:22:11): I might be on
Senpai Studies 101 (12:59:28): I can play with you guys tomorrow
Sunday, 24 January 2016
BA in Stash Cashology (11:57:00): You can find anything on the Internet
BA in Stash Cashology (11:57:07): None
Senpai Studies 101 (11:57:29): So this is how gokusnake was born
PhD in Bitcoin (13:34:15): Brian where the plows at. My street ain't plowed
BA in Stash Cashology (13:35:04): No idea lol hopefully they get you
PhD in Bitcoin (13:36:32): Bitch I got work tomorrow. Get your dad to start rolling heads
PhD in Bitcoin (13:36:42): Or I ain't paying taxes
Senpai Studies 101 (13:36:55): get a subaru \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
PhD in Bitcoin (13:37:37): I have a highlander and an explorer. A tundra got stuck. Subaru ain't gunna do shot
Senpai Studies 101 (13:38:32): subie fam dgaf
PhD in Bitcoin (13:40:24): You ain't not bus 62
PhD in Bitcoin (16:10:10): For real though. Who do I bitch at to get my street plowed
BA in Stash Cashology (16:26:37): Edisonnj.org has a section you can email about your street
BA in Stash Cashology (16:26:48): My mom says to take a picture of your street and note the time
BA in Stash Cashology (16:27:10): Apparently somebody really fucked up at edison township with scheduling the plows
BA in Stash Cashology (16:32:02): http://edisonnj.org/citizenrequest.php
BA in Stash Cashology (16:32:21): Also try calling town hall
PhD in Bitcoin (16:59:13): My moms calling now. She has to get to the hospital tomorrow
PhD in Bitcoin (17:00:34): Who do we ask for
PhD in Bitcoin (17:07:13): My mom called. She is worried she won't be able to get to the hospital tomorrow
PhD in Bitcoin (17:11:23): Brian what use are you. I have invested 10 years in this friendship. Where are my dividends
Doctor Bukake (23:18:45): What percentage of the population does this even apply to
Senpai Studies 101 (23:34:30): "This question makes me uncomfortable"
Monday, 25 January 2016
BA in Stash Cashology (09:11:12): I heard on NPR some guy on NJ transit tried to lighten the mood by telling jokes but it was not appreciated lol
Senpai Studies 101 (09:19:20): Attention passengers, why did the golfer bring a second pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one. Your train is delayed indefinitely while we plow the tracks
BA in Stash Cashology (09:19:41): I was gonna ask if this was you marc
PhD in Bitcoin (09:30:26): Nah I had head phones one.
Senpai Studies 101 (11:41:21): You guys doing anything for the super bowl?
Doctor Bukake (11:41:42): When that?
Senpai Studies 101 (11:42:12): next sunday
Senpai Studies 101 (11:42:13): 7th
Doctor Bukake (11:42:52): No plans
BA in Stash Cashology (11:43:59): I got nothing
Senpai Studies 101 (11:44:04): we should do something
Senpai Studies 101 (11:44:12): to celebrate the greatest american holiday
Senpai Studies 101 (11:45:52): in honor of peyton manning i plan on shaving the top of my head to make my forehead look larger
PhD in Bitcoin (14:34:47): None
Senpai Studies 101 (14:36:21): Come over ASAP (Monday)
PhD in Bitcoin (15:32:13): I might start bathing in the blood of virgins. To keep me young.
Tuesday, 26 January 2016
Senpai Studies 101 (11:23:24): You guys down for trivia tomorrow?
BA in Stash Cashology (11:34:44): Has it been a week already lol
Senpai Studies 101 (11:38:57): Time flies when you're waiting for the apocalypse
Doctor Bukake (13:06:44): I would be
Senpai Studies 101 (13:07:08): Cool
PhD in Bitcoin (13:08:12): If I can get home in a dent hour
Wednesday, 27 January 2016
PhD in Bitcoin (09:38:57): I'll let you guys know about trivia when I get home
Doctor Bukake (09:39:35): Punk ass bitch. We need to know now
PhD in Bitcoin (09:39:56): Well the answer is written in the sky. Look up.
PhD in Bitcoin (09:40:06): It should say. "Faggot".
PhD in Bitcoin (09:40:12): But I'm 90% coming
Doctor Bukake (09:40:43): Don't forget tissues
PhD in Bitcoin (09:40:49): Has everyone researched box office bombs
PhD in Bitcoin (09:40:57): And gay dad
Doctor Bukake (09:41:35): I don't play games, boy. Explain yourself
PhD in Bitcoin (09:41:57): Cause of the Good Dinisaur
PhD in Bitcoin (09:42:03): Remember
PhD in Bitcoin (09:42:06): You loon
Doctor Bukake (09:42:38): Right right right
PhD in Bitcoin (09:43:13): I told you guys I got a 20% on my respecting race and ethic differences HR test right
Doctor Bukake (09:46:41): Does that give you leeway in making racist jokes around the office?
PhD in Bitcoin (09:46:58): I hope so because I have been doing that
Senpai Studies 101 (10:14:44): How did you get 20% lol
PhD in Bitcoin (10:15:00): I got one of 5 answers right
Senpai Studies 101 (10:15:00): And I'm just worried about the Superbowl questions that might be asked
Senpai Studies 101 (10:15:09): How difficult was this
PhD in Bitcoin (10:15:26): Imagine working for tumblr
PhD in Bitcoin (10:16:13): Thy difficultly. The videos contradict each other. They says nothing at points. It was clearly made by a woman
PhD in Bitcoin (10:17:04): They also gave us a list of pronouns to use and told us to not ask what pronouns they want us to use as it may offended them. But offended them if we don't use the right one
BA in Stash Cashology (10:18:11): You're only option is to call everyone "hey you"
PhD in Bitcoin (10:18:55): I just do. Sup nigger Faggot. So you know I'm going to offend you no matter what.
Senpai Studies 101 (10:19:21): We need a quality team name the bar faggot will actually read this time
PhD in Bitcoin (10:19:50): The Nigger Faggots
PhD in Bitcoin (10:20:21): The Fuck this MC for not reading our name last time
Doctor Bukake (10:20:22): I agree with Marc cause then he'll have to make one up on the spot
BA in Stash Cashology (10:20:52): What was your name last time?
PhD in Bitcoin (10:21:10): The Edison Single Gay Dads Club
Senpai Studies 101 (10:21:22): he just called us Edison Dads Club
Senpai Studies 101 (10:21:38): which just ruins it
Doctor Bukake (10:23:50): Next Gen Biz Men featuring the Bad for Biz Bitches.
Doctor Bukake (10:23:58): Always an option
PhD in Bitcoin (10:24:55): The weird kids in the corner hand out business cards
Senpai Studies 101 (10:24:57): he'll just say "biz men"
Senpai Studies 101 (10:25:07): gotta be short & sweet
Senpai Studies 101 (10:25:16): or we can just do family guy references like the other faggots we played with
BA in Stash Cashology (10:27:37): What about something like "Butt Society" or "I'm in Uranus"
PhD in Bitcoin (10:27:51): The Grappers
Doctor Bukake (10:28:45): Butt Touchers
BA in Stash Cashology (10:29:32): The cuck uprising
BA in Stash Cashology (10:29:50): Cucks United
Doctor Bukake (10:29:53): We Will Cuck You
BA in Stash Cashology (10:30:03): Get Cucked
Doctor Bukake (10:30:05): Then we bang our fists on the table
Senpai Studies 101 (10:30:20): I like Butt Touchers
Doctor Bukake (10:35:45): Bob's Burgers. I can deal with that
Doctor Bukake (10:36:00): Although the cuck uprising is good
Doctor Bukake (10:36:03): Real good
PhD in Bitcoin (10:36:06): Toms Tacos
Senpai Studies 101 (10:36:13): how about "Question Googlers"
Senpai Studies 101 (10:36:23): or "Trivia Cheaters"
Doctor Bukake (10:36:24): Yeast Tacos
PhD in Bitcoin (10:36:36): #WeAreCheaters
Senpai Studies 101 (10:36:44): or just a gross phrase like Moist Stepdads
PhD in Bitcoin (10:36:46): We cheat on our wives and in trivia
BA in Stash Cashology (10:38:42): "The dad's you wish you hads"
Doctor Bukake (10:40:28): Herman Cain 2016
Senpai Studies 101 (10:41:50): lol i love it
Senpai Studies 101 (10:42:23): 9 9 9
Senpai Studies 101 (10:42:36): upside down? 666
Doctor Bukake (10:42:49): Woah!!!
PhD in Bitcoin (10:43:15): 333 half evil
Senpai Studies 101 (10:43:29): i pulled the bandaid off a little too fast huh?
BA in Stash Cashology (10:44:35): How about we just keep it simple
BA in Stash Cashology (10:44:41): "Build that wall"
Senpai Studies 101 (10:46:42): i like that
Senpai Studies 101 (10:46:45): simple
Senpai Studies 101 (10:46:47): and shows our values
BA in Stash Cashology (10:52:23): This trivia night seems like the perfect place to lay out my political agenda
Doctor Bukake (11:49:38): Google must think I'm Bruce Wayne
Doctor Bukake (11:49:45): None
Senpai Studies 101 (12:04:11): Motorcycles are pretty cool
PhD in Bitcoin (12:07:38): I love Build that Wall
Doctor Bukake (12:15:33): Who's actually down for trivia? Marc said he's 90% sure. Brian? Pete?
Doctor Bukake (12:16:23): The ladies?
Senpai Studies 101 (12:19:25): I'm in
Senpai Studies 101 (12:19:37): Jessie can't make it though, she's got too much grading
BA in Stash Cashology (12:20:02): I'll ask haley but I'm down. What time is it?
Doctor Bukake (12:22:59): 8pm
BA in Stash Cashology (12:23:28): Till when? I don't want to miss my bedtime stories
GroupMe (12:23:34): Doctor Bukake changed name to Dr. Boo Cocky
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:23:56): It was less than 2 hours of I'm not mistaken
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:24:01): If*
Senpai Studies 101 (12:25:33): It was over at like 10 last time
PhD in Bitcoin (12:25:58): I want the same horrible waitress
Senpai Studies 101 (12:26:50): Yea she was a fucking idiot
BA in Stash Cashology (12:30:44): Haley says she's down to clown
Senpai Studies 101 (12:32:41): cool, now we gots a team
Senpai Studies 101 (12:33:00): i'll try and be there at like 7:30 or 7:40 to grab a table and get started on a drink
Senpai Studies 101 (12:33:14): i cant imagine us having a problem though, it wasnt packed last time
BA in Stash Cashology (12:34:14): Yea haley will only get to my house around 720 latest and we'll go from there
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:35:03): Cool beans
BA in Stash Cashology (12:48:36): Haley actually is a maybe but I'm a definitely.
BA in Stash Cashology (12:52:11): You guys know who Margot Robbie is? The chick from wolf of wall street
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:52:42): Harley Quinn
Senpai Studies 101 (12:52:43): Do you guys find her face attractive
BA in Stash Cashology (12:53:03): Rate her face scale from 1 to 5, 1 being ugly 5 being gorgeous
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:53:12): I think she's sexy as all hell
Senpai Studies 101 (12:53:18): yea but just neck up
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:53:20): 5
Senpai Studies 101 (12:53:25): god damn
BA in Stash Cashology (12:53:36): Now we need marcs opinion
Senpai Studies 101 (12:53:36): i think she has a weird face
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:54:48): Natalie dormer has a weird face
PhD in Bitcoin (12:55:48): Body nice. Face a little off. Would still bang in and out of Harley Quinn costume
Senpai Studies 101 (12:55:52): i agree with natalie dormer too
Senpai Studies 101 (12:55:56): and i would still bang both girls
PhD in Bitcoin (12:56:04): I'd also fuck Cara
Senpai Studies 101 (12:56:09): oh me too
PhD in Bitcoin (12:56:13): And Killer crock from the movie
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:56:15): Agreed
Senpai Studies 101 (12:56:16): dem eyebrows
BA in Stash Cashology (12:56:19): I see what you guys mean about natalie
BA in Stash Cashology (12:56:27): But Margot is pretty close to 10/10
Senpai Studies 101 (12:56:32): natalie dormer is overrated too, especially since i saw her boobs before i knew her name
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:56:35): Looks like she had a stroke
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:57:22): Margot Robbie looks like a younger, hotter Jamie Presley
Senpai Studies 101 (12:57:49): i would only fuck jamie lee presley if she agreed to call me crabman the whole time
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:58:13): I loved my name is Earl
Senpai Studies 101 (12:58:21): in my fantasy she says "oh you must be a big my name is earl fan" and i'd say "never seen it"
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:58:44): She's also Joe dirts sister
Senpai Studies 101 (12:59:10): now shes just trying to set a new world record for most DUIs
BA in Stash Cashology (12:59:42): Is she? That's good, means she's into making bad decisions \ufffd
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:01:18): Remember, she's the one he meets at the carnival and they bang. And Dennis leary makes fun of him for wanting to fuck his hot sister
Senpai Studies 101 (13:03:38): but they dont actually bang
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:04:30): They do. She's not actually his sister
Senpai Studies 101 (13:05:06): oh yea i forgot
Senpai Studies 101 (13:05:10): such a classic film
BA in Stash Cashology (13:05:43): You should see the second one
BA in Stash Cashology (13:05:46): It's trash
Senpai Studies 101 (13:05:58): nah thats ok
PhD in Bitcoin (18:17:49): Odd request. Can someone drive me to trivia
Dr. Boo Cocky (18:20:52): Nah b
Dr. Boo Cocky (18:20:55): Nah
PhD in Bitcoin (18:27:30): Also you fuckers owe me my GODDAMN MONEY
Dr. Boo Cocky (18:27:54): O yeah
Dr. Boo Cocky (18:28:24): We still haven't crunched the numbers. We'll get it to you
PhD in Bitcoin (18:28:46): You gunna pay me tonight. Either in cash or your blood
Dr. Boo Cocky (19:13:17): Leaving in like 10 minutes. We'll pick you up on the way Marc
PhD in Bitcoin (19:13:31): Thanks broseph
Senpai Studies 101 (19:41:54): You guys here?
BA in Stash Cashology (19:48:59): Well be thetr in 5 just pulling into menlo right now
Senpai Studies 101 (19:49:07): Cool I have a table
Senpai Studies 101 (22:32:46): We need a new strategy for next time
Dr. Boo Cocky (22:40:33): Steal the answers to the SATs
PhD in Bitcoin (22:40:49): I want to be the black guy
Dr. Boo Cocky (22:41:20): Shotty Scarlet Johansen
Thursday, 28 January 2016
Dr. Boo Cocky (07:20:09): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rz1TcLVFzY
PhD in Bitcoin (08:43:36): None
PhD in Bitcoin (08:45:25): Accidentally sent that to my work group me.
Senpai Studies 101 (09:10:06): Starting off strong I see
BA in Stash Cashology (10:16:36): https://i.imgur.com/29l3NNV.jpg\nDespite our political differences at least we can all laugh at Geb Bush
Senpai Studies 101 (10:24:17): He's got my vote
Dr. Boo Cocky (10:33:22): Silly Jeb is doing drive through wrong
Senpai Studies 101 (10:34:19): He should work at sonic
Dr. Boo Cocky (11:05:06): Love to see him on roller skates
BA in Stash Cashology (13:01:37): https://gfycat.com/SoggyDemandingIndiancow
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:10:52): Such a doofus
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:11:08): Why isn't there and emoji for doofus?
Senpai Studies 101 (13:52:24): \ufffd
Senpai Studies 101 (15:19:35): None
Senpai Studies 101 (19:06:39): Are you faggettes doing anything tomorrow night
Dr. Boo Cocky (19:16:10): No plans
PhD in Bitcoin (20:05:45): Drunk Marc doesn't deal with shit
Senpai Studies 101 (20:06:07): I thought the same thing when I saw this
PhD in Bitcoin (20:10:24): Oh also. WHERE MY GOD DAMN MONEY
Dr. Boo Cocky (20:18:41): Zach will be home
PhD in Bitcoin (20:28:46): I might go to happy hour
Senpai Studies 101 (20:29:02): Aight
PhD in Bitcoin (20:29:19): But what you thinking. I can skip it. I went to one today
Senpai Studies 101 (20:31:20): Idk I just got nothing to do tomorrow
PhD in Bitcoin (20:31:53): You got my butthole to do. # build that wall
PhD in Bitcoin (21:00:31): So I have a happy hour with my new cool New York friends tomorrow. What is your pitch for me to spend time with you
Senpai Studies 101 (21:46:14): Lol go hang out with them then
Friday, 29 January 2016
PhD in Bitcoin (07:38:36): I have been ripping ass and it's keeping my butt warm
PhD in Bitcoin (08:09:47): I will be home around 9. So I'm free after
Senpai Studies 101 (08:24:36): Save some of those meaty farts ya dig
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:29:58): https://youtu.be/uWyj6l_FnLk
Senpai Studies 101 (13:42:42): Hey its dinklebot
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:43:28): And Gary oldman in the role of a lifetime
PhD in Bitcoin (13:49:31): I've know about this for years
PhD in Bitcoin (13:54:54): Barbie just get really into feminism
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:56:18): I don't get the whole blue hair thing with chicks
BA in Stash Cashology (14:06:24): It's to signify that their feminist
BA in Stash Cashology (14:06:42): I think they're making like 4 body types for barbie now lol
Senpai Studies 101 (14:10:44): That fat barbie with blue hair kind of pisses me off lol
Senpai Studies 101 (14:11:36): we need overweight neckbeard batman action figures now to even it out
BA in Stash Cashology (14:18:15): Superheros at any size
PhD in Bitcoin (14:19:58): We all need to strive for unachievable standards. That build character. And know who has the drive
PhD in Bitcoin (14:24:00): So what you identify as is what bathroom you can use. I'm gunna identify as a dog so I can shit outside and on the carpet when no one pays attention to me
Dr. Boo Cocky (14:24:55): I'm for unisex bathrooms.
Dr. Boo Cocky (14:26:10): Everyone should poop together
Dr. Boo Cocky (14:28:05): Do hermaphrodites have to use tampons and condoms???
PhD in Bitcoin (14:37:55): I don't think you get jizz or the read valley. Only one or the other
PhD in Bitcoin (14:38:04): Cause you'd get yourself pregnant
Senpai Studies 101 (14:41:10): I agree with communal bathrooms. No stalls either, just a giant shitting trough
PhD in Bitcoin (14:45:02): NOW THERE ARE CRIPLE LEGOS
BA in Stash Cashology (14:52:19): Pete that's just a street in india
PhD in Bitcoin (14:56:27): When can I enroll in Steve university
PhD in Bitcoin (15:16:12): http://www.adweek.com/news/television/hilarious-promo-sharkfest-bites-shark-week-where-it-hurts-165531 \n\nThis is NGBM material
Dr. Boo Cocky (15:27:35): synergy
BA in Stash Cashology (15:28:18): Yay capitalism
BA in Stash Cashology (15:28:34): Exploitation of the fishetariot
Senpai Studies 101 (15:29:01): Working fish class
BA in Stash Cashology (15:29:33): We're profiting off fishes labor. Hey capitalism, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
PhD in Bitcoin (16:12:56): Burnie Sandstar is running in plan to cut taxes for middle and lower foodchain fish. Donald Pufferfish is trying to segregate Atlantic and Pacific fish
Senpai Studies 101 (16:14:43): Is this the plot of finding nemo 2
PhD in Bitcoin (16:15:26): Find Nemo two. Find the American fish jobs
BA in Stash Cashology (16:16:08): Them dam plankton TURK R JERBS
Dr. Boo Cocky (17:55:42): What's poppin?
PhD in Bitcoin (19:45:20): I'm heading home now. Be home by 8:39 0
PhD in Bitcoin (19:52:54): So what's the plan
Senpai Studies 101 (19:56:23): We are just hanging at Brian's now
PhD in Bitcoin (19:56:48): Aight. I'll be over as soon as I get home
PhD in Bitcoin (19:58:04): Are we going out. Or should I change into chill clothes ?
Dr. Boo Cocky (19:58:58): Well we already started drinking so unless you wanna drive somewhere, we're staying put
PhD in Bitcoin (19:59:20): Hmmmmm
PhD in Bitcoin (20:15:45): I have to pick up Christa. So I think I'm just gunna bail.
BA in Stash Cashology (20:18:46): Ok another time
Senpai Studies 101 (20:18:57): Aight np
PhD in Bitcoin (20:23:26): I just farted such a smell hot fart in the train I had to get up and move
BA in Stash Cashology (20:24:27): That's beautiful
PhD in Bitcoin (20:25:08): Like I got up and moved to the space inbetween cars. I can see people moving now from it
PhD in Bitcoin (20:25:25): I'm very proud of it
Senpai Studies 101 (20:33:29): Next challenge: fart in the quiet car
PhD in Bitcoin (20:55:54): Where is Hayley ? Where did she get the mojiton
BA in Stash Cashology (20:57:15): Sushi palace on inman
PhD in Bitcoin (20:57:44): Who orders a cocktail there ?
Senpai Studies 101 (20:58:09): It's byo cocktail
BA in Stash Cashology (20:58:15): I made a mistake that's where I was told she was going, she ended up at kona grill though
Saturday, 30 January 2016
PhD in Bitcoin (10:00:09): Wanna do something tonight
Senpai Studies 101 (10:06:54): Can't make it out tonight
PhD in Bitcoin (17:52:27): FDR was president from 33 to 42. Slavery was abolished in 1865
PhD in Bitcoin (17:54:27): I think we need to have a talk with Haley.
PhD in Bitcoin (17:55:05): Because clearly she doesn't understand that the manager would never let that guy be in that room
Sunday, 31 January 2016
BA in Stash Cashology (13:33:56): Josh you may see Barfbeito in new Zealand
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:34:09): http://imgur.com/y82RSGo.jpg
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:34:23): Wait, what?
BA in Stash Cashology (13:38:12): Lol I like you posted that then said wait what
BA in Stash Cashology (13:38:18): She's teaching abroad again
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:38:57): New Zealand is a developed nation. They are worse off with her there
BA in Stash Cashology (13:39:27): So was Peru didn't stop her
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:39:49): This a two week thing again?
BA in Stash Cashology (13:40:03): No
BA in Stash Cashology (13:40:06): A 2 year thing
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:40:13): Jesus
BA in Stash Cashology (13:40:33): She wouldn't be in NZ though, in Samoa
BA in Stash Cashology (13:40:42): But close by
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:40:58): O. That don't count
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:41:06): That's "America"
BA in Stash Cashology (13:41:17): She says you're the one who got away
BA in Stash Cashology (13:41:31): And she won't let you get away again
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:41:31): Don't you ever say that to me again
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:41:43): \ufffd
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:41:58): That's me getting away, swiftly
BA in Stash Cashology (13:43:23): Get shwifty
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:44:06): Take off your pants and your panties
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:44:11): Shit on the floor
Dr. Boo Cocky (13:44:32): I want Rick and Morty emojis
Senpai Studies 101 (14:00:20): Stop saying schwifty like it's a thing!
PhD in Bitcoin (14:48:17): All right. At this point we just need to ship her somewhere
PhD in Bitcoin (15:42:51): What is pan sexual and pan romantic
Dr. Boo Cocky (15:43:29): Attracted to all humans
Dr. Boo Cocky (15:43:34): Multiple lovers
PhD in Bitcoin (15:43:52): Really. Cause I thought they just liked kitchen wear
PhD in Bitcoin (15:46:02): What the fuck is Demi sexual
Dr. Boo Cocky (15:46:40): You attracted to God
PhD in Bitcoin (15:47:02): I thought only Demi gods like persoius
Senpai Studies 101 (15:58:59): You think demi Moore is hot
Dr. Boo Cocky (16:16:17): Any good demi sexual knows that
Dr. Boo Cocky (16:16:17): Used to be hot
PhD in Bitcoin (19:36:59): So did you josh. So did you. Now look at yourself.
Senpai Studies 101 (19:38:04): Yea you used trash whore
Senpai Studies 101 (21:44:57): None
Monday, 01 February 2016
PhD in Bitcoin (15:48:26): This Brian voted for Trump
Dr. Boo Cocky (15:49:20): If I were drunk, I'd probably vote Trump too
BA in Stash Cashology (15:50:30): This is the picture I'll show my kids when I tell the dangers and greatness of alcohol
PhD in Bitcoin (15:50:56): This Brian. OWES ME GOD DAMN MONEY.
BA in Stash Cashology (15:51:19): That Brian writes in Mitt Romney
PhD in Bitcoin (15:51:27): This kid just a faggot. And owes me money.
PhD in Bitcoin (15:52:00): This kid cool
PhD in Bitcoin (15:52:26): This kid weird
Dr. Boo Cocky (15:57:38): https://youtu.be/lUh2EYX-RPE
PhD in Bitcoin (15:57:42): None
Dr. Boo Cocky (15:58:20): Das me. Fuck you peasants
Senpai Studies 101 (16:03:16): Lol you know you're in for a bad time when someone brings a growler to the party
Dr. Boo Cocky (16:06:37): Yeah, that I've never done. Definitely bought a six pack though
BA in Stash Cashology (16:08:14): You just bring your beer aged I'm your own beer cellar
Dr. Boo Cocky (16:10:22): OK, I did that on thanksgiving, but I shared
Tuesday, 02 February 2016
PhD in Bitcoin (06:33:27): None
PhD in Bitcoin (09:28:00): Is it just me or is every girl in the free weight section always doing legs
Senpai Studies 101 (09:34:11): i always see them do that shoulder thing
Senpai Studies 101 (09:34:29): like where they stand there with the dumbbells at their waist, then raise them to shoulder level and then push them up
Senpai Studies 101 (09:34:38): while twisting their wrists
Senpai Studies 101 (09:34:43): idk what it's called but every girl does it lol
PhD in Bitcoin (09:35:02): Like military press?
Senpai Studies 101 (09:36:38): no it's some dumbbell shoulder press but they start at the waist
Senpai Studies 101 (09:36:54): all the hot girls at the gym that carry around their own gym bands and use wrist wraps do it
Senpai Studies 101 (09:36:59): gym bags*
PhD in Bitcoin (09:37:29): At what point am I allowed to wear wrist wraps?
PhD in Bitcoin (09:37:57): I use them for bench and military press. I use the wrap around bar one for lay pull downs and dead lifts
Senpai Studies 101 (09:39:44): idk never found a need for that kind of stuff
PhD in Bitcoin (09:40:20): I lose grip on my dead lifts when I get to 405. So that's why started.
BA in Stash Cashology (09:40:52): It's cause you got weak fingers. I recommend 100 reps of keyboard presses
Senpai Studies 101 (09:41:31): 100 reps? amateur
Senpai Studies 101 (09:41:57): working on a computer all day is wrecking my posture/wrists
PhD in Bitcoin (09:42:13): I want a yoga ball to sit on
PhD in Bitcoin (09:43:11): For trivia can we be team Elbow Deep
Senpai Studies 101 (09:46:09): i like it
BA in Stash Cashology (13:31:06): None
PhD in Bitcoin (15:37:15): im using the web browser for group me on my work computer
PhD in Bitcoin (15:37:18): Sooooooo
PhD in Bitcoin (15:37:27): SEND ME YOUR WORST
Senpai Studies 101 (15:37:47): Get on my level I've been using that for years
BA in Stash Cashology (15:37:52): Someone send goatse
PhD in Bitcoin (15:52:44): This is how we party
PhD in Bitcoin (15:53:23): So who wants to get ripshit on ham
Dr. Boo Cocky (15:53:42): None
Senpai Studies 101 (15:54:53): None
PhD in Bitcoin (16:12:18): we doing trivia tomorrow?
Dr. Boo Cocky (16:12:58): I'm down
PhD in Bitcoin (16:16:43): Also. The weeks up mother fuckers. Bringing my prison shank to find you.
Senpai Studies 101 (16:17:27): I'll do trivia
PhD in Bitcoin (16:17:54): If they don't brin me my money, want to help with the shankings?
Dr. Boo Cocky (16:18:23): I prefer rusty shivs
Senpai Studies 101 (16:18:53): None
PhD in Bitcoin (16:18:56): I take care of my murder tools. I would never let old stabby rust
Dr. Boo Cocky (16:20:18): Love me some Roberto
BA in Stash Cashology (17:20:07): You got venmo marco
PhD in Bitcoin (17:20:29): Now I'm just gunna stab you for fun
PhD in Bitcoin (17:21:43): I am not using venmo. Both of you will give me cash that when combined adds up to 63 dollars
BA in Stash Cashology (17:22:41): My atm doesn't dispense 63 dollar bills :(
BA in Stash Cashology (17:22:54): Why the venmo hate
BA in Stash Cashology (17:23:08): Then I can put a comment on the cash that all your friends can see and comment on
Dr. Boo Cocky (17:23:15): Seriously, you're working in NYC now.
PhD in Bitcoin (17:23:21): None
BA in Stash Cashology (17:23:22): "Sex favors"
Dr. Boo Cocky (17:23:29): All your coworkers are gonna force you to get on that shit
PhD in Bitcoin (17:23:37): I don't do venmo
PhD in Bitcoin (17:23:40): I don't like it.
PhD in Bitcoin (17:23:55): My coworkers will not force me to do anything
BA in Stash Cashology (17:24:20): You used it? The money just goes straight to your account lol
Dr. Boo Cocky (17:24:22): They will rape you with Elon Musk in their corner
PhD in Bitcoin (17:24:43): You will give me cash. Or I will take a kidney
BA in Stash Cashology (17:25:01): God you and your old timey cash
BA in Stash Cashology (17:25:09): I'm all plastic now
BA in Stash Cashology (17:25:12): Or digital
Dr. Boo Cocky (17:25:21): Marc wants to keep the homeless in the streets
BA in Stash Cashology (17:25:30): I'll give you the cash equivalent in bitcoins
PhD in Bitcoin (17:25:47): I'm never buying you people anything ever again
Dr. Boo Cocky (17:26:06): I'm OK with that
PhD in Bitcoin (17:26:27): And I'm stealing your kidneys
Dr. Boo Cocky (17:26:35): We agreed on one
Dr. Boo Cocky (17:26:43): Take Lori's
PhD in Bitcoin (17:26:43): I'm taking both
BA in Stash Cashology (17:26:53): Good cause I don't want to feel pressure for sex just cause you bought me something nice
PhD in Bitcoin (17:27:16): With that face Brian. I wouldn't want sex from you.
PhD in Bitcoin (17:27:33): Pete. Now Pete I would buy a nice seafood dinner and never call him again
BA in Stash Cashology (17:27:48): My hair alone makes up for the rest of my flaws
Dr. Boo Cocky (17:28:04): What about this face
BA in Stash Cashology (17:28:26): Remember the business pompadour guy
BA in Stash Cashology (17:28:52): Now that was hair
PhD in Bitcoin (18:10:54): So we doing trivia
BA in Stash Cashology (18:12:07): I think I can just need to hear about something tomorrow
BA in Stash Cashology (18:12:13): But I probably can make it
PhD in Bitcoin (18:12:51): Oh Brian's coming now. Umm I got a thing
BA in Stash Cashology (18:14:01): Commodore 64 and Pierce Bronson ya dumb bitches
PhD in Bitcoin (18:14:23): Josh pete and I got every other one.
PhD in Bitcoin (18:14:36): When you come at the throne you better come prepared
BA in Stash Cashology (18:15:01): I'm just naming the ones I knew exclusively
BA in Stash Cashology (18:15:25): Also therr were a bunch we all missed lol
PhD in Bitcoin (18:15:49): Nah I was perfect. The announcer was wrong
Senpai Studies 101 (18:52:31): I should be good for trivia
Senpai Studies 101 (18:52:41): I'll see if Jessie can come too
BA in Stash Cashology (19:32:58): None
BA in Stash Cashology (22:06:41): Haley just said something that is both disgusting to me but could also be a sequel to the gory hole
BA in Stash Cashology (22:06:49): The Lori hole
Dr. Boo Cocky (22:07:14): Go on...
BA in Stash Cashology (22:08:10): I'm just the title guy
Wednesday, 03 February 2016
PhD in Bitcoin (05:02:20): It would be about a guy who pour Loreal shampoo on people
PhD in Bitcoin (07:47:47): Also let us never forget that Macho man Randy Savage saved us from the rapture
Dr. Boo Cocky (07:59:15): Oooh yeah
PhD in Bitcoin (08:01:12): None
PhD in Bitcoin (10:48:15): I made this 3 years ago apparently
PhD in Bitcoin (10:49:15): How high do I look in that picture
Dr. Boo Cocky (10:55:30): Could be worse
BA in Stash Cashology (10:56:15): Could be a lot better too though
BA in Stash Cashology (10:56:30): Ya looked stoned, capesh?
PhD in Bitcoin (11:00:12): everything but Capesh
Senpai Studies 101 (11:11:31): You do look stoned
PhD in Bitcoin (11:36:35): im really bored at work
Senpai Studies 101 (11:39:39): Join the club lol
Dr. Boo Cocky (11:44:05): whats the plan for the foozeball game?
Dr. Boo Cocky (11:44:32): I thought I might make ribs but dont wanna go out and buy shit if plans have changed
BA in Stash Cashology (11:48:27): I'm down to just crash Petes place
BA in Stash Cashology (11:48:35): Throw my feet up and say this is my apartment now
PhD in Bitcoin (11:48:57): I think my family is doing something
PhD in Bitcoin (11:49:42): Also, and please take offence to this. None of you people really watch football
Senpai Studies 101 (11:49:48): so?
Senpai Studies 101 (11:49:52): its the super bowl
PhD in Bitcoin (11:49:57): I watch for the game
Senpai Studies 101 (11:50:01): so do i lol
Senpai Studies 101 (11:50:06): what else is there to watch for?
PhD in Bitcoin (11:50:26): and my family talks about how the nickel formation needs to switch to a power I against a zone blitz
Senpai Studies 101 (11:51:30): i know some of those words
PhD in Bitcoin (11:52:15): My family has done FF for the last few years and we watch it all together and we bond and such over it. You guys have fun though
PhD in Bitcoin (11:52:51): You think Cam Newtons Arm is good enough to out pace Harrris or will Olsen have to block and pick up the slack on the run?
Senpai Studies 101 (11:53:00): you're such a hipster lol
PhD in Bitcoin (11:53:42): YOU SHUT YOU DAMN DIRTY WHORE MOUTH
Senpai Studies 101 (11:54:28): replace football terms with music terms in your last messages and it reads like a hipster from brooklyn ragging on someone going to a concert because he doesnt know all the intricacies of music lol
PhD in Bitcoin (11:54:56): That's just liking the game
PhD in Bitcoin (11:55:10): its the #1 offensce vs the # 1 defence
Senpai Studies 101 (11:55:44): i don't think it's 100% necessary to talk about " how the nickel formation needs to switch to a power I against a zone blitz" in order to enjoy a football game
PhD in Bitcoin (11:56:03): its not
PhD in Bitcoin (11:56:12): that's just how my family does it
PhD in Bitcoin (11:56:32): you don't have to play guitar to enjoy the beatles
BA in Stash Cashology (11:56:39): Wow sports hipster
BA in Stash Cashology (11:56:47): This is a new hybrid
BA in Stash Cashology (11:57:00): You don't have to play in the NFL either to enjoy watching lol
PhD in Bitcoin (11:57:18): Yes you do
PhD in Bitcoin (11:58:59): We all have the things we are snobby about. Pete Music, Brian Diets and Josh literally everything ever. Mines just Sports
Senpai Studies 101 (11:59:16): and working out lol
BA in Stash Cashology (11:59:28): And which Jonas is best
PhD in Bitcoin (11:59:47): And which one direction member is the best
Dr. Boo Cocky (11:59:54): I ain't a snob. I'm smug, you fucker
PhD in Bitcoin (12:00:06): You are a SNUG
PhD in Bitcoin (12:00:14): you are a snuggie
PhD in Bitcoin (12:00:32): looks stupid but gets the job done
PhD in Bitcoin (12:01:09): Im really fancy shoes. I look great but am almost completely unfunctional
Senpai Studies 101 (12:03:48): for real though, who is the best jonas
BA in Stash Cashology (12:04:05): Joe-Nas, for his compounding abilities
PhD in Bitcoin (12:04:21): Kevin
PhD in Bitcoin (12:04:25): Then Joe
PhD in Bitcoin (12:04:28): the Franky
PhD in Bitcoin (12:04:31): then Nick
PhD in Bitcoin (12:05:05): anyone who fucks Katie Hudson now a days should always be on the bottom of the listy
BA in Stash Cashology (12:14:18): Yea what a fag
BA in Stash Cashology (12:18:25): Back to Foosball though I'm down for Petes I'll bring wings or something
PhD in Bitcoin (12:25:27): I was going to find a picture of a really fat woman and say he should date her, but I decided not to type naked fat women in google at work
PhD in Bitcoin (12:38:23): I have started to listen to all old music in did back in highschool
Senpai Studies 101 (12:39:23): I'm ashamed of the things I used to listen to
BA in Stash Cashology (12:39:38): CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNN
PhD in Bitcoin (12:40:07): Mine is just a bunch of whiney emo kids
PhD in Bitcoin (12:40:17): which im still okay with
PhD in Bitcoin (12:40:53): If I could go back to Highschool. Id do it right. Id be a jugaloo
Senpai Studies 101 (12:48:58): Juggalos for life bitch
PhD in Bitcoin (12:49:02): I have to make a presentation about ad blocking
PhD in Bitcoin (12:49:11): So I have to tell a narrrative
BA in Stash Cashology (12:49:40): About the poor defenseless marketing company who's being blocked out by big AdBlock
PhD in Bitcoin (12:49:58): Pretty much
PhD in Bitcoin (12:50:04): and how we get around it
PhD in Bitcoin (12:50:15): Hop you guys like native advertsing
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:50:16): Mailers
PhD in Bitcoin (12:50:33): We have to make visuals
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:50:37): Guerrilla marketing
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:50:45): Gorilla*
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:50:55): T shirts
PhD in Bitcoin (12:51:30): im using Blitz Tachanka and the sniper as picutures
PhD in Bitcoin (12:51:48): Kaplan is the trap guy right
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:51:53): Use the idea I had a while back. Make a T-shirt fit each slide. Ten slides, ten shirts. Slide 2, take off the outermost shirt
Senpai Studies 101 (12:51:56): Why not just bring a gun to the office as a visual aid
Dr. Boo Cocky (12:51:59): For* each slide
BA in Stash Cashology (12:52:07): I got your AdBlock right here bitch
PhD in Bitcoin (12:52:44): Its to show how the new audience is protected
PhD in Bitcoin (12:52:50): so do we go fast and loud
PhD in Bitcoin (12:52:57): or Glaz and slow and sneaky
BA in Stash Cashology (12:53:07): Keep a copy of your anti AdBlock speech lol
BA in Stash Cashology (12:53:25): I'm going to critique grammar and sentence structure
PhD in Bitcoin (12:53:44): I don't write things down
BA in Stash Cashology (12:53:57): Not even to rehearse?
PhD in Bitcoin (12:54:15): Ill have talking points but that's it
PhD in Bitcoin (12:54:25): like 3 to 4 words
PhD in Bitcoin (12:55:35): Im a great public speaker
Senpai Studies 101 (13:09:27): lol skills
Senpai Studies 101 (13:13:53): you should do the candy bar thing from the office
PhD in Bitcoin (13:49:40): Never watched it
PhD in Bitcoin (13:59:54): I watched like 2 epsiodes and I hated them
PhD in Bitcoin (13:59:59): I hate cringe humor
PhD in Bitcoin (14:00:06): I hated arrested development
Senpai Studies 101 (14:02:20): Basically you just say candy bar names in your speech as ordinary words and then Chuck them at people
Senpai Studies 101 (14:02:35): Gets a laugh about 1/3rd of the time
PhD in Bitcoin (14:02:45): SO like the office it self
PhD in Bitcoin (14:03:28): Hold on I think I have some ointment for the burn
Senpai Studies 101 (14:04:38): ya did it again kid
BA in Stash Cashology (14:11:08): Just send the ointment back a few years back when it was still on lol
PhD in Bitcoin (14:11:13): Oh I think I got formally banned from global chat in clash of clans
BA in Stash Cashology (14:11:24): How lol
Senpai Studies 101 (14:11:45): did you drop a hard n
PhD in Bitcoin (14:11:46): I would draw emoti penis and say "where the white women at"
Senpai Studies 101 (14:11:55): that'll show em
Dr. Boo Cocky (14:12:06): https://www.instagram.com/p/BBVJ5cpAhEN/
PhD in Bitcoin (14:12:21): you cant say hitler but you can draw an emoti penis
PhD in Bitcoin (14:12:40): I feel like im a little to proud I got banned
Senpai Studies 101 (14:14:57): getting chat banned is a rite of passage
PhD in Bitcoin (14:58:22): http://nerdist.com/nerdist-super-bowl-eats-settlers-of-catan-nachos/ Blow your load you animals
Senpai Studies 101 (15:09:13): I'm building along that guac
Senpai Studies 101 (16:03:35): Jessie wants to know if trivia is still on
Dr. Boo Cocky (16:04:01): I'm down
Senpai Studies 101 (16:09:30): Cool
PhD in Bitcoin (16:14:19): Im game
Dr. Boo Cocky (16:14:37): Brian?
PhD in Bitcoin (16:15:32): He is dead
PhD in Bitcoin (16:15:37): he would want us to go
PhD in Bitcoin (16:15:51): and take his credit card and buy us all drnks
PhD in Bitcoin (16:20:53): when are we making risk champion shirts
GroupMe (16:22:59): PhD in Bitcoin changed the group's name to TEAM #RandySavageSavedUsFromTheRapture
GroupMe (16:23:22): PhD in Bitcoin changed name to Snapped Into a Slim Jim
GroupMe (16:23:57): Snapped Into a Slim Jim changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (16:52:41): Dr. Boo Cocky changed name to Randy Savage, Jew
GroupMe (17:15:24): BA in Stash Cashology changed name to Brother
Brother (17:58:08): I'm a butt hole I gotta bail sorry
Senpai Studies 101 (17:58:39): Aight
Brother (18:00:01): Next week
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (18:04:46): We still on?
Senpai Studies 101 (18:07:11): Yea
Senpai Studies 101 (18:07:18): I want to win
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (18:09:35): Josh you coming ?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (18:24:23): I don't let nothing slide
Randy Savage, Jew (18:32:17): My bad, feel asleep. Boo Brian
Randy Savage, Jew (18:43:53): Wait, so who's the team tonight?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (18:45:07): The first team
Randy Savage, Jew (18:49:33): K. Yeah I'm still down. I'll leave around 720-730
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:05:58): Same her
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:06:15): Team elbow deep?
Randy Savage, Jew (19:07:09): Face down bass up
Randy Savage, Jew (19:07:38): Face down, bass (da fish) up
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:11:26): Josh you like Rihanna.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:11:29): ?
Randy Savage, Jew (19:11:50): Huh?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:12:00): Do you like Rihanna ?
Senpai Studies 101 (19:12:34): Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:12:47): Cause Bitch better have my money
Randy Savage, Jew (19:13:03): Yeah about that. I don't
Randy Savage, Jew (19:13:11): You got Venmo?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:13:51): I'm going to hit you. So hard. That Zach is going to call you and say. Hey heard Marc hit you so hard you cried and peed a little
Randy Savage, Jew (19:14:43): We still need to figure out how much each of us owe you. Then we'll get you cash. I don't have cash on me now anyway
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:14:56): That ain't my problem
Randy Savage, Jew (19:15:21): It is
Randy Savage, Jew (19:15:29): Cause I ain't got cash, you ain't got Venmo
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:15:47): Listen. We all had our funwith this.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:16:01): Just pay me when you can but I'm not using venmo
Randy Savage, Jew (19:17:09): You just wait
Senpai Studies 101 (19:50:51): We got a table
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (21:06:29): Free Apps bitch
Randy Savage, Jew (21:07:10): None
Senpai Studies 101 (21:24:19): Tastes like profit
Senpai Studies 101 (21:56:53): One question away from sweet victory
Randy Savage, Jew (21:57:15): And we knew the answer
Thursday, 04 February 2016
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (08:52:52): Is pro rape an actual thing. Or is it a commentary on today's society. Not making a joke. Literally asking
Brother (08:53:20): I there a pro rape group out there?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (08:53:34): Yea. It's all over the news
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (08:54:01): Well I don't know about all over
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (08:54:06): But it's there
Brother (08:56:34): Oh that's that pickup artist guy Roosh
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (08:57:25): I only know the guy from MTV
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (08:57:29): Or VH1
Brother (08:57:34): He wrote an article about how to stop rape by saying just make it legal. His defenders call it satire others say he's just a creep
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (08:58:30): Wait how will that stop rape?
Brother (09:03:24): Well if it's not illegal there's no cases that have to be charged
Brother (09:03:35): Idk this is what I gathered from reddit
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (09:14:34): That's like saying illegal herion traffic will stop if its legal
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (09:15:32): Also yell at Lori for deleting my comment on her liking her own photo with the Nala Account.
Senpai Studies 101 (09:31:57): well 9/10 people enjoy gang rape
Senpai Studies 101 (12:41:08): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaU9YNDWEAIMSj1.jpg
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:33:27): So my job is having contest for a start up to help there clients. the winning company gets 250K and gets to present to the global leaders
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:34:02): Wait I read it wrong
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:34:06): 500K
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:34:19): 250k us 250k Global
Senpai Studies 101 (13:35:18): Can you incorporate NGBM into this
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:35:40): NGBM can be it
Brother (13:36:55): Do it to it
Brother (13:37:03): Shotty cfo
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:37:46): Im CMO and I want to be presdient
Senpai Studies 101 (13:38:38): I'll be Head BPG (big picture guy)
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:39:04): I want to say Suck My Presidnetal Cock
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:40:47): Im doing nothing at work
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:40:52): I should write an article
Brother (13:41:20): Write the NGBM pitch for this thing
Brother (13:41:23): We make wealth
Brother (13:41:26): We create business
Brother (13:41:28): Synergy
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:41:43): Just use buz words
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:42:38): I have a final project for the trainee program
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:42:48): I want to use Doing.biz as a source
Brother (13:43:26): Gotta be honest idk how good NGBM will make you look to your bosses lol
Senpai Studies 101 (13:44:21): i really would not suggest using that site in any professional capacity lol
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:45:15): If anyone can do it, I can
Senpai Studies 101 (13:45:21): Gorilla Marketing is our specialty. We beat our chests, gathering people from far and wide to marvel at our strengths and physical prowess.
Senpai Studies 101 (13:45:25): lol i forgot how good this site was
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:46:40): we just don't have time
Senpai Studies 101 (13:47:30): i want to repurpose NGBM as a Millenials Marketing Firm
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:47:59): We could easily make money on that
Senpai Studies 101 (13:49:09): I'd like to have a new role, as the EIG (Expansive Idea Guy)
Randy Savage, Jew (13:49:28): We specialize in avoiding adblocker because we don't advertise online
Senpai Studies 101 (13:51:14): This is a role beyond the scope of the Big Picture Guy. In today's high-tech, fast-moving world, a big picture simply isn't enough. There is so much data and so much to consider that just looking at the big idea isn't enough. When traditional people market smartphone apps, they are looking at the technological advancements and platform compatabilities. Meanwhile, I am studying the fire ant populations of the amazon Rainforests to predict ecosystem unbalances that will, in the future, lead to supply and demand issues worldwide
Randy Savage, Jew (14:02:09): Sounds like some people should write some shit
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:24:36): I just finished my articel
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:24:45): I need a closing paragraph though
Randy Savage, Jew (14:25:54): Copy and paste that shit bruh so we can read
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:26:30): How to Reach the Me Generation\n\nEveryone knows that person that no matter what the topic is, they will cater the conversation to what they want, whether it be sports, politics, their shitty Zumba class, or why gender is a social construct. Now imagine that person is an entire generation of people. Millennials want the whole world to revolve around them because ever since they were little it did. When playing little league everyone got a trophy, and did great at school. As kids they could do no wrong, but now in their eyes the world can do no right. Millennials want a pat on the back for everything they used to as kids. When getting potty trained their parents clapped the first time, but this generation wants that to this day. How do you as a business capitalize? Micro Marketing
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:26:45): Micro Marketing is the idea creating ads specific to only a few people or even just one to ensure the sale. Ever hipster living in Williamsburg thinks they are the next big thing but the major cooperation are keeping them down, while drinking $300 imported tea and writing a blog on a typewriter. So you have to let them know. Direct contact must be made to let them know they are the world and they need this product to become the best at being average.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:26:57): Say you are a small banner company, make up nonsense words to put in from of your ink and banner materials to say that in touch with the environment, while also limiting your reach to only your city. This may sound counterproductive, but hear me out. A custom 18\u2019 by 4\u2019 banner shipped anywhere can cost up to $300, but a NON GMP NON FIL NON BHS Ink on NON BFGHSPO Bionondegrable hemp material can be sold up words to $3,000.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:27:05): \u201cThe More Letters in the Title, the more Money it is\u201d\n-\tAbe Lincoln \n\nSay you are a small microbrewery and you need customer for your Kale infused Grapefruit Chocolate beer. You are part of the problem and I hate you.\n\nThe world is no longer Fuck Bitches Get Money, but fuck hard work Get Free Money to blow on really stupid shit. So its your job to produce the really stupid shit.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:28:37): A hyper focused programmatic approach will best utilize this approach. Say you\u2019re are a failing law office, instead of going after the normal DUI cases and injury lawsuits. Represent the entitled people who get into fights with Uber Drives and you can get there exact names because they will be a YouTube video about it and BuzzFeed will release their full name and profession.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:28:45): that goes before small banner
Randy Savage, Jew (14:42:20): End it with "so it's your job to produce stupid shit"
Randy Savage, Jew (14:42:41): Which is exactly what we do, produce stupid shit in the form of a blog
Brother (15:29:28): None
Senpai Studies 101 (15:31:00): Pls clap :(
Randy Savage, Jew (15:32:38): That please clap yesterday so so cringey
Senpai Studies 101 (15:37:48): Jeb's whole family is probably laughing at him at dinner because he's the only one who hasn't been president
Senpai Studies 101 (15:38:10): Even his mom was first lady. That better than some stupid fucking senator
Senpai Studies 101 (15:38:21): Well governor of florida
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:39:18): Okay Slate. I dislike Sanders policies as much as the next republican but he is very passionate about his ideals and speaks to lower income families and young voters. Or as I calm them. The help.
Randy Savage, Jew (15:42:09): What we should all be considering is, WWJVF
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:42:45): What would Jared Vincent Foogle Do? Rape kids
Friday, 05 February 2016
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (17:19:46): None
Randy Savage, Jew (17:22:50): Take it this is a sports Onion
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (22:41:04): I think I'm evil
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (22:41:41): I have the girls at work pretty much in a bidding war to sleep with me. Jokes on them. They all will win
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (22:47:04): I don't we talk about how amazing I am enough. So go
Brother (22:59:12): You're the best call of duty camper this side of the missisip
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (23:12:05): I have decided. I hate everything until proven otherwise
Saturday, 06 February 2016
Senpai Studies 101 (01:01:08): Sneak it in their brown eyes marc
Senpai Studies 101 (14:54:29): #crappydesign
Brother (14:57:13): Did they turn out to be lesbos marc
Senpai Studies 101 (14:58:20): Did they scissor
Senpai Studies 101 (14:58:25): Please advise.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:15:47): Nah I just have people
Senpai Studies 101 (15:16:54): Yea they suck
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:20:25): I did start a chain though of girls to "help me get another of the trainees." But there are like 5 links. So I'm gunna go pound town on a few at least
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:21:25): I might be an evil genius
Senpai Studies 101 (15:23:58): Time to run a train
Brother (16:31:24): What of they try setting you up with another girl you asked to help
Senpai Studies 101 (16:58:19): What if you have a date with two different girls at the same restaurant on the same night
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (16:59:15): Then you will have to be in the bathroom helping me the whole time. Then I realize that the person I should date has been in front of me the whole time.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (17:29:33): Hey guess friendly reminder. Never go ass to mouth. That is all
Senpai Studies 101 (17:40:38): Too late
Sunday, 07 February 2016
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (12:45:04): You guys do any prop bets ?
Senpai Studies 101 (12:48:16): What that
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (12:49:07): The fun bets. Like coin toss. How long the national anthem goes. What song will Coldplay say first. What commercial will be the firsts.
Brother (12:50:14): Want to do a few bets between us?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (12:50:34): I can look it up for you guys. Just look at prop bests
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (12:50:49): I won't gamble but I'll be the commisern
Randy Savage, Jew (12:53:48): Wait, are you even gonna be there?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (12:53:56): I will it
Randy Savage, Jew (12:54:19): You're coming to Pete's?
Senpai Studies 101 (13:35:37): I don't want to lose money on the Superbowl lol
Brother (13:36:05): Lol kk. I probably shouldn't either on second thought.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:36:48): You guys bet on minigolf.
Randy Savage, Jew (13:40:44): I bet that the patriots will show up at halftime with folding chairs and metal trash cans. They'll beat the refs unconscious, with Tom Brady stripping one ref of his clothing, taking his place on the field.
Randy Savage, Jew (13:41:27): He'll then call the game in favor of the Jacksonville house cats
Randy Savage, Jew (13:41:37): Crowd goes wild
Randy Savage, Jew (13:41:44): $20?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:41:48): I'm pretty sure that's even money
Senpai Studies 101 (13:46:29): Josh I'll bet on that
Randy Savage, Jew (13:46:39): Sucker
Randy Savage, Jew (17:36:28): Hey Marc, I brought a growler to Pete's
Senpai Studies 101 (18:12:50): We are watching anime
Senpai Studies 101 (18:13:04): Might just skip the superb owl
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (18:32:35): First prop bet goes to over
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (18:32:45): National anthem timed at 2:28
Senpai Studies 101 (18:37:22): Lol my brother was talking about that
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (20:35:55): I wanted to see someone leave there feet and connect with the Coldplay guy
Monday, 08 February 2016
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:37:29): My company is nominated as one of the best places to work for LGBT people. Is there a list of best places for straight people to work ?
Randy Savage, Jew (10:38:23): Hobby lobby. Chic fil a
Randy Savage, Jew (10:38:27): That's the list
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:43:59): So how did you non American fags like watching he Super Bowl with your puny non sports brains.
Randy Savage, Jew (10:44:20): Game was weak
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:44:44): I liked it. It was very defensive
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:44:53): Your puny mind doesn't understand
Randy Savage, Jew (10:44:55): Black guy got tackled a lot
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:45:07): Hey. Hey. The white guy did too
Senpai Studies 101 (10:45:18): did your family use trig to analyze the trajectory of the football?
Senpai Studies 101 (10:45:53): we mostly just painted our nails and talked about which player we thought was the cutest
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:46:10): Trig. Trig. What losers. We used non Newtonian physics you fucking troglodyte
Senpai Studies 101 (10:46:53): you missed out on the dips of a lifetime
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:47:06): I had some pretty solid smoked ribs
Senpai Studies 101 (10:47:12): buffalo chicken dip and guac being thrown around like hotcakes
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:47:26): Also the only dips I need are the exercise
Senpai Studies 101 (10:47:39): you could have done that at my place too
Randy Savage, Jew (10:47:41): Pete's gonna have a hard time getting all the guac off the ceiling
Senpai Studies 101 (10:47:53): yea i told you guys to stop actually throwing it
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:47:54): And semen
Randy Savage, Jew (10:48:48): Cum was already there. Kept everyone on the edge of their seats. \n\n"Is it gonna fall?! Is it gonna fall?!"
Senpai Studies 101 (10:49:34): that was the most exciting part of the game
Senpai Studies 101 (10:50:37): just saw the clip of rubio repeating himself 4 times and getting called out by christie
Randy Savage, Jew (10:51:05): Yeah, it's embarrassing
Brother (10:51:07): We have to dispel the fiction that Rubio talks off the cuff
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:51:36): I saw Rubio do the same to Chrisite but it was just Chrisite ordering 4 Big Mac meals for himself .
Senpai Studies 101 (10:51:36): you'd think a guy running for prez would take a debate class or something idk
Randy Savage, Jew (10:52:03): Too cool for school
Brother (10:52:04): "Get the ice cream the machines about to turn off!"
Senpai Studies 101 (10:52:26): "would you like to upgrade to a large fries for only a dollar more?"\n"who the fuck do you think you're talking to? of course i do"
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (22:13:29): http://www.npr.org/2016/02/08/465974199/what-do-sanders-and-trump-have-in-common-more-than-you-think?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20160208 Your lord NPR givith. And your lord NPR taketh away.
Randy Savage, Jew (22:29:26): Bit late to the game Markie
Senpai Studies 101 (22:43:21): It's too late, we have already switched over the the trump
Randy Savage, Jew (22:46:30): Important to note that if turnout is high enough that both Bernie and Trump are the nominees, Bernie wins, as is reflected in all polling
Tuesday, 09 February 2016
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (05:15:08): Then i go the UK
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (05:22:23): Cause I'm gunna take it back. Going to rename it America Prime
Senpai Studies 101 (06:47:38): Only time will tell if he can stump the trump
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (07:03:23): If it's trump vs sanders. That's just the end of Americas golden age
Randy Savage, Jew (07:26:11): That a Jew joke, huh?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (07:40:58): You know I never joke about how much I hate the Jews
Senpai Studies 101 (08:05:02): Awww
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:58:14): If l ever get fired from here I'm going to replace the CEOs picture on his bio to Risk Champion
Brother (11:00:25): Pleas don't get fired
Brother (11:00:38): I can't take other people seeing that
Brother (11:00:50): Reminds me of my winning ways too much I don't want to get cocky
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (11:01:17): Literally very important people would see it.
Brother (11:06:06): At least they wouldn't be in my field
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (11:10:47): They would. We have a lot of financial clients. A lot of banks. I COULD RUIN YOU
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (11:10:53): None
Senpai Studies 101 (11:11:01): dang
Brother (11:11:06): Oh I'm out the financial game
Brother (11:11:14): It's all tech from here on
Senpai Studies 101 (11:11:20): hes a silicon valley boy now
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (11:11:23): We have a few of those.
Brother (11:11:25): Yea
Brother (11:11:36): I don't think they'd care they all do drugs
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (11:11:43): If you were in telecomm. I could sink you faster then the titanic
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (11:11:50): So like 8 to 10 hours
Brother (11:11:55): If I was telecom I'd sink myself
Senpai Studies 101 (11:13:32): telecom is hte worst lol
Senpai Studies 101 (11:14:06): fuck you polycom & cisco
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (11:14:42): I got a Cisco phone
Senpai Studies 101 (11:15:28): i used to service their telecom equipment and it was a pain
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (11:15:55): Now you just service the man
Senpai Studies 101 (11:16:15): ;)
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (11:24:13): Some girl on tinder said she worked for Doubis PR
Senpai Studies 101 (11:43:00): "It's who we are"
Brother (12:00:27): We love what we do we love what we are
Randy Savage, Jew (12:12:12): None
Senpai Studies 101 (12:19:17): All of the elements of business are there
Wednesday, 10 February 2016
Senpai Studies 101 (10:17:06): when it gets a little warmer out and my back is better do you guys want to go to a shooting range? theres one in Henryville PA (like an hour and a half drive) called Sunset Hill Shooting Range that has good yelp/trip advisor reviews. you can rent lots of guns too, desert eagles, ak47s, etc
Brother (10:17:49): Gotta train for when the Mexicans start climbing over the wall or tunneling under it so I'm down
Senpai Studies 101 (10:17:55): excellent
Senpai Studies 101 (10:18:12): https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g52812-d1382551-Reviews-Sunset_Hill_Shooting_Range-Henryville_Pocono_Mountains_Region_Pennsylvania.html#photos
Senpai Studies 101 (10:18:15): some pics
Senpai Studies 101 (10:19:09): i want to use the SCAR
Randy Savage, Jew (10:45:41): Hells yeah
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:53:29): I want the biggest gun they got
Randy Savage, Jew (10:55:39): I wanna fire a .50 cal sniper and an HK416
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:57:21): Sir. Where do you keep your RPGs
Randy Savage, Jew (10:57:53): And a tar 21
Randy Savage, Jew (10:58:21): Guy I know owns a tar. It's awesome
Senpai Studies 101 (10:58:28): They have some sniper rifle in the pictures
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:58:43): I want full auto 100 mag clip
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:58:56): Barrel drum
Randy Savage, Jew (11:01:57): Pretty sure it's near Brian's lake house
Senpai Studies 101 (11:06:06): Interesting
Brother (11:12:43): It says it's about an hour drive from my PA house which isn't bad normally it's less since traffic doesn't exist up there
Randy Savage, Jew (11:12:49): Like an hour drive
Randy Savage, Jew (11:13:01): Shit. Look at that timing
Senpai Studies 101 (11:15:29): We could make a trip out of this, cool
Randy Savage, Jew (11:17:10): Brian, you ever clean up that puke?
Brother (11:36:11): ...
Brother (11:36:12): Yes
Brother (11:36:21): I promise you guys won't see it lol
Randy Savage, Jew (11:36:21): Ha
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (11:36:38): Da fuq
Senpai Studies 101 (11:57:17): Nice
Brother (12:10:06): We partied had up there marc
Brother (12:10:13): Strippers vomited all over the carpet
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (12:10:41): You would never bring strippers.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (12:10:53): Hookers or bust
Senpai Studies 101 (12:20:26): Hookers are just strippers 2.0
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:01:38): No. All hookers are strippers. Not all strippers are hookers.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:01:43): I learned that the hard way
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:01:49): Let's go to a strip club
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:01:53): Don't wear jeans
Senpai Studies 101 (13:12:09): I'll wear shorts
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:12:43): You only own jean shorts Pete. Cause you gay
Brother (13:21:28): Jorts
Senpai Studies 101 (13:21:44): Jorts are making a comeback
Randy Savage, Jew (13:33:31): None
Brother (13:34:08): Damn, he's capable of, well almost anyrhing
Thursday, 11 February 2016
Senpai Studies 101 (13:04:15): marc, this one's for you http://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/whats-it-actually-like-to-be-a-strip-clubs-resident-dj
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:10:21): I'm in
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:10:24): Sign me up
Friday, 12 February 2016
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (07:37:02): I'm pretty sure castle just collected my train ticket
Randy Savage, Jew (07:38:11): You mean firefly?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (07:38:33): No.
Senpai Studies 101 (07:38:38): John Castlefly
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (07:38:54): It's from R6S
Senpai Studies 101 (07:39:02): Ohhhh
Randy Savage, Jew (07:39:07): No idea who/what that is
Senpai Studies 101 (07:39:09): Black Castle
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (07:41:46): Blastle
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (07:42:57): No one pronounces the T in castle
Brother (07:58:52): Hereeeeees Trump
Randy Savage, Jew (12:42:12): Deadpool was pretty good
Randy Savage, Jew (12:42:31): Just wish they didn't give away so many lines and what not in the previews
Senpai Studies 101 (12:52:44): I want to see it next week
Senpai Studies 101 (12:53:05): Is it a straight up comedy or action movie with funny partts?
Randy Savage, Jew (13:09:50): It's both
Randy Savage, Jew (13:14:24): There is no fourth wall. Uber Meta
Senpai Studies 101 (13:28:07): Ok I'll check it out soon
Randy Savage, Jew (14:17:38): Just had a stroke of genius. \n\nWe start a MeetUp group. "Doing.Biz presents:"\n\nIt's on ongoing series of directed we give in bars to unsuspecting assholes stupid enough to attend. And we can collect dues.
Randy Savage, Jew (14:17:57): Speeches* not directed
Senpai Studies 101 (14:22:40): I'm in
Randy Savage, Jew (14:23:05): Hold seminars on interviewing
Randy Savage, Jew (14:23:13): Like a Ted talk.
Randy Savage, Jew (14:23:20): For "business"
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:24:00): I like Bed Talks. And Ded Talks
Randy Savage, Jew (14:24:32): Every fifteen minutes there a biz quiz
Randy Savage, Jew (14:26:17): Start filling your ear holes with our mouth jizz. Let it warm your brains.
Senpai Studies 101 (14:28:05): I like bed talks actually
Senpai Studies 101 (14:28:11): most people sleep like 6 or 7 hours a day
Senpai Studies 101 (14:28:14): that's time wasted
Senpai Studies 101 (14:28:27): but with NGBM Bedside Biz Talks it's the most productive time
Senpai Studies 101 (14:29:01): Think of it like business enhancement night classes, interspersed with gentle lullabies and back rubs
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:29:02): It's about subliminal lectures
Randy Savage, Jew (14:29:04): We could make NGBM ASMR videos
Senpai Studies 101 (14:29:06): exactly
Senpai Studies 101 (14:29:29): I had this great dream last night about how we can cut expenses by 15% while increasing profits!
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:29:36): Isn't ASMR just about sex stuff
Senpai Studies 101 (14:29:39): meanwhile we are quietly climbing out the window
Senpai Studies 101 (14:30:05): i assume anything on the internet i dont understand is sexual
Senpai Studies 101 (14:30:08): so probably
Randy Savage, Jew (14:31:19): Nah b. I have ASMR. Videos on the YouTubes is overtly sexual, but it's not like the feeling itself gives you a boner or swells your bean
Senpai Studies 101 (14:32:13): all the dry mouth lip smacking in those videos makes me want to vomit
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:32:23): It's a brain boner ?
GroupMe (14:33:01): Senpai Studies 101 changed name to Bonesaw Is Ready
Randy Savage, Jew (14:33:58): Not really. Just kinda like your scalp tingles a bit
Randy Savage, Jew (14:34:05): Feels good
Randy Savage, Jew (14:37:38): Actually, it's kind of exactly like the feeling just as you shoot your load, but your scalp tingles, you aren't hard, and there's no pre cum.
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:38:23): remind me not to lick my lips around you
Randy Savage, Jew (14:39:16): Only happens around really soft spoken people. Mostly chicks. And NPR
Randy Savage, Jew (14:39:31): Usually only happens in person though
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:59:03): Josh i need you to help me pick a new xbox name
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:59:23): one that conveys power, strength, skill, experience, and that i am a 13 year old boy who likes to smoke fat blunts and get headshots
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:03:32): You guys remember the WKUK sketch where Trevor is an Interview and Zach is saying what he is doing wrong
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:03:54): i think so
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:04:08): That one was funny
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:04:19): And reminds me of NGBM material
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:04:33): Josh when will my new article be up
GroupMe (15:04:57): Snapped Into a Slim Jim changed the topic to: Boners
GroupMe (15:07:09): Brother changed name to Man Spider
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:07:34): I wasnt spider man, I was man spider
Man Spider (15:08:01): Artemis did this thing with a bun, she loves to add food into our sex and I admit I like it too
Man Spider (15:08:57): Finally my profile picture is relevant
Man Spider (15:09:02): EVERYBODY CHILL
Man Spider (15:09:14): its cool now
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:10:14): gave em an ocular patdown
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:16:42): Brian your sister is turning into an Instagram hoe. Please stop this. I don't want it polluting my feed of stupid cat videos
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:19:46): shes just building up dat confidence
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:19:56): shes got like 5 years of instagram to catch up on
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:20:22): No women should ever feel confident under my hyper critical gaze
Randy Savage, Jew (15:21:26): 1) MasterChiefKeef\n\n2) Marc, you guys write your own article
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:21:47): I wrote it
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:21:52): I sent it
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:22:00): You looked at it
Randy Savage, Jew (15:22:00): To where?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:22:07): The group chat
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:22:08): masterchiefkeef is definitely taken if guy fieri 69 is
Randy Savage, Jew (15:22:13): Fuck that.
Randy Savage, Jew (15:22:42): Just login and edit the article. It's super ready
Randy Savage, Jew (15:22:48): Easy*
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Bonesaw Is Ready (15:23:39): Fagiet Roho
Randy Savage, Jew (15:23:52): MaoZebong
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Bonesaw Is Ready (15:24:06): I like it
Randy Savage, Jew (15:24:18): Dude murdered more people than Hitler ever dreamed of
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:24:21): Mao Zebong 420 is taken. Please try another.
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:24:29): what the fuck
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:24:50): how many maoist stoners are there playing xbox
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:24:50): Lemon Party 420
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:25:14): Fred Durst makes great music.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:25:17): Try that
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:25:43): What about Pete529?
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:26:02): Fred Durst Fan is taken. Please try another.\n\nFred Durst 69 is taken. Please try another.
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:26:09): too easy marc
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:26:31): Fred Durst's Mom
Randy Savage, Jew (15:26:37): RonaldReagan
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:26:52): Ronald Babeagan
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:27:45): Reaganomics69
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:27:54): That is amazing
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:28:37): Swag Master General
Randy Savage, Jew (15:28:42): TrickleDown420
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:28:49): lol
Randy Savage, Jew (15:29:00): OGYoloSwag420
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:29:07): Marco RubioBot
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:29:23): JesusDied420
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:29:56): Jesus Died Lol is taken. Please try another.
Randy Savage, Jew (15:30:27): ResurrectReagan420
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:30:38): ManSpider420
Randy Savage, Jew (15:31:16): RaptureWorthy420
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:31:35): ChronicMasturbator420
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:31:48): SmallerPenis 69
Randy Savage, Jew (15:32:24): BothWithoutForeskin420
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:32:24): Ready4Rapture is taken. Please try another.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:32:25): Well funded 401k 69
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:32:45): This is like the most important decision of my life
Randy Savage, Jew (15:32:51): Born Without foreskin
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:33:01): DoYouSmellBurntToast420
Randy Savage, Jew (15:33:05): Circumcise This 420
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:33:15): TotallyNotACop
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:33:44): DoTheDew69
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:33:50): Circumcise This is taken. Please try another.
Randy Savage, Jew (15:34:12): StickeeKhunt420
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:34:29): WeetKunt69
Randy Savage, Jew (15:34:30): StickyKuntz
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:34:43): HamWallet69
Randy Savage, Jew (15:36:12): Cream My Pie
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:36:33): MILSWANCA
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:36:33): Taint No Thang is taken. Please try another.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:37:01): Mom Id like to sleep with a never call again
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:37:31): lol
Randy Savage, Jew (15:38:18): Aka MILFpunter
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:38:38): Milf killer
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:38:42): GILFHUNTER69
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:39:13): Jarred Fogeal 69
Randy Savage, Jew (15:39:44): Jared Fogels Footlongs
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:40:03): might just have to go with You Did It Kid
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:40:23): although StickeeKhunt420 is available
Randy Savage, Jew (15:40:32): Wait wait wait
Randy Savage, Jew (15:40:41): Versace Poseidon
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:40:53): Optimus Lime
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:41:07): VersacePoseidon is available
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:41:20): You have to
Randy Savage, Jew (15:41:23): Do it do it do it
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:42:28): i will be the greatest hip hop artist ever
Randy Savage, Jew (15:42:33): Don't you have to pay to change your username?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:42:45): He got a free one
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:42:51): yup
Randy Savage, Jew (15:43:02): Good ol' spiderman
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:43:24): UncleBenDies420
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:44:05): UncleBenDies420 is available. shit
Randy Savage, Jew (15:44:52): Nah
Randy Savage, Jew (15:44:56): Versace
Randy Savage, Jew (15:45:03): Poseidon
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:45:06): yea gonna go with that
Randy Savage, Jew (15:45:09): Worst
Randy Savage, Jew (15:45:11): Rap
Randy Savage, Jew (15:45:14): Name
Randy Savage, Jew (15:45:15): Ever
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:45:26): what about Rich Homie Quan
Randy Savage, Jew (15:46:36): He's either a black guy in the suburbs, recovering from a life of petty crime\n\nOR\n\nHis parents were first generation Chinese immigrants
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:47:00): BonerSoup420
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:47:24): mr steal yo girl, control the seas
Randy Savage, Jew (15:47:58): Versace Poseidon, the trendiest God these oceans ever did sea
Randy Savage, Jew (15:48:46): Gills are for pussies
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:49:13): Gills are like neck oussies
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:53:34): damn now its charging me $10
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:53:51): Your call
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:54:52): well i have $57 from a gift card
Randy Savage, Jew (15:56:01): Save it
Randy Savage, Jew (15:56:26): Not worth spending ten on changing a name
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:56:42): it's not a name, it's an identity
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:56:45): it's who i am
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (16:00:23): try Sluts and Butts
Randy Savage, Jew (16:01:08): Pancake butt sluts
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:01:31): i am VersacePoseidon
Randy Savage, Jew (16:03:18): Ever heard of fish leather
Randy Savage, Jew (16:03:25): Now you have
Man Spider (16:36:12): Hitlerdid911
Man Spider (16:36:23): Yo let people know what you really think went down
Man Spider (16:36:26): To*
Man Spider (16:53:13): I'm changing my name to jewishcuck69
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:54:10): We all need nonsensical account names
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (17:02:21): I'll change mine
Man Spider (17:03:58): Maybe JesusTheCuck69
Man Spider (17:04:44): BillGateCuckNSuck420
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:05:01): I just want to say "fuck that VersacePoseidon faggot"
Saturday, 13 February 2016
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (00:28:18): Is BonerSoup69 available
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (00:39:18): Guy Ferry was an ATO. That's makes so much sense now. As Geeds I don't expect you to understand.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (00:39:48): Please go back to your trivial lives
Randy Savage, Jew (00:41:36): I guess I'm a Geed because I have not the slightest clue what the fuck you just said
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (00:41:55): You will always be a Geed.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (00:42:43): Pete is the only one who has a post collegiate shot of marrying into not being a Geed. Brian and your are doomed to being lame Geeds
Bonesaw Is Ready (05:40:14): LOL @ you damn GDIs
Bonesaw Is Ready (05:44:57): https://youtu.be/3-nE94WW2ds
Bonesaw Is Ready (05:45:03): This could have been us
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (06:32:31): Hey guys. Happy Valentine's Day
Bonesaw Is Ready (06:33:11): MALEntine's Day
Man Spider (09:04:27): If you're happy about associating wirh Guy Fieri that's way worse than being geed.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:13:55): ATO are the worst of the worst
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:20:52): What happened with guy fieri
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:24:45): What's an ATO
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (11:27:16): Go home Pete. You are drunk
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:42:58): Not yet ;)
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:36:12): Would you guys be interested in going to the AC Beerfest on April 9th? It's like $50 a person not counting hotel
Randy Savage, Jew (16:23:19): I'm down
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:23:44): This is josh's personal hell
Randy Savage, Jew (16:46:42): Eh. A lot of the big breweries rent out space to craft brews so you can actually sample a good deal of good shit on those tours
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:54:27): Yea there actually is a good crsft selection here
Randy Savage, Jew (16:56:00): Which ones?
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:07:34): Leffe was one, another was called underground collection. Can't remember the rest
Randy Savage, Jew (17:14:28): Leffe blonde is a classic Belgian. They're awesome
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (17:15:12): Justice Scalia was found dead just now in Texas
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:15:48): He was old right
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:15:54): How do they choose new ones
Randy Savage, Jew (17:18:29): O holy shit
Randy Savage, Jew (17:18:32): That's awesome
Randy Savage, Jew (17:19:14): Obama gets to choose a replacement. Then had to be approved by the Senate
Randy Savage, Jew (17:19:19): This is monumental
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (17:20:12): Maybe don't say some dying is awesome unless they have committed at least 3 murders
Randy Savage, Jew (17:20:53): Dude was an asshole
Randy Savage, Jew (17:21:08): Country is better off
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (17:21:16): You need assholes to balance everything out. Not to left not two right
Randy Savage, Jew (17:21:28): He was very far right
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (17:22:17): That's still a view that has just as much a right to be believed as yours
Randy Savage, Jew (17:22:30): The Republicans are gonna freak in tonight's debate
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:07:08): Nah they only care about congress
Randy Savage, Jew (18:19:48): Nah, supreme Court is incredibly important
Randy Savage, Jew (18:20:59): Ted Cruz is already saying that it is imperative that the next President appoint the next justice. Because they want a 5-4 conservative court.
Randy Savage, Jew (18:21:38): This was literally just echoed by the Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell
Randy Savage, Jew (18:21:52): Can't underscore enough how big this is
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:31:46): Meh
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:34:15): If people vote based on their own bias doesn't that defeat the point of the supreme Court
Randy Savage, Jew (18:34:39): It's actually kind of idiotic of the republicans to do this because the court is now 4-4. It's more likely now that the decisions to come down this summer will sway in favor of the liberal justices as Kennedy, breyer, and even chief justice Roberts have voted with the liberals as of late
Randy Savage, Jew (18:35:03): Supreme Court is highly political
Randy Savage, Jew (18:35:32): Based solely on the fact that there President has the power to nominate
Randy Savage, Jew (18:35:45): The*
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:36:00): Kinda messed up tbh
Randy Savage, Jew (18:36:11): Far from perfect
Man Spider (19:39:04): It is a huge deal but also it's messed up to celebrate a man's death just cause he had different political opinions than you.
Randy Savage, Jew (19:39:35): I'm not celebrating, nor would I wish for his death
Randy Savage, Jew (19:39:49): But I'm am happier in his absence
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:39:55): Upon further review of the play.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:40:04): Josh said oh awesome
Randy Savage, Jew (19:40:10): I did
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:40:13): call stands
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:40:23): 10 yard or talk
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:40:26): Penalty
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:40:35): Repeat 3rd down
Randy Savage, Jew (19:41:05): Celebrating would be going out for drinks. This is more of a fist pump
Randy Savage, Jew (19:41:50): Man was morally and legally opposed to gay marriage. Wanted zero abortion rights
Randy Savage, Jew (19:42:36): He had integrity, which I respect, cause he didn't sway in his beliefs. However, I feel that in his position of power, he was more detrimental than helpful
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:42:57): He had every right to believe those things
Randy Savage, Jew (19:43:22): Also, he was a bit of a racist
Randy Savage, Jew (19:43:35): Yeah, he had the right, but he was a dick
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:44:28): That was his right and he believed in his views as you do.
Randy Savage, Jew (19:45:38): Still a dick
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:46:16): We all have our dick moments
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:47:01): He was racist. You are celebrating a mans death. I and wearing my hair in a hair tie. We all aren't perfect but we are trying to figure out our place in this crazy world.
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:48:59): Plus there's a little bit of racism in all of us. You can't deny it. Just this morning I slashed a black man's tires because I was worried he would seduce white women with his jazz music
Randy Savage, Jew (19:49:05): I'd celebrate Ted Cruz's death too
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:49:34): I wouldn't ever want Cruz as a president but I don't want him to die lol
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:50:04): Rubio should be prescient
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:50:13): President. He just is a faulty robot
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:50:18): But the robot we need
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:50:40): He is the perfect man to do absolutely nothing and maintain the status quo
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (19:50:59): That is what America needs
Sunday, 14 February 2016
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (08:52:03): What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day. I need to figure out what do to that my special someone would love. I know it's last minute
Man Spider (09:04:56): Man what the fuck did I miss lol
Man Spider (09:10:16): It is disturbing on reddit how thrilled so many people were that he was dead.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (09:16:58): Reddit is super left
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (10:27:07): Anyone wanna drop an EP with me
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:52:27): Feat Versace Poseidon
Randy Savage, Jew (13:52:58): Fish game on point
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:53:34): Squad posted up, tridents in hand
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:53:50): We some fish type of niggas we don't go on dry land
Randy Savage, Jew (13:54:26): Dropping jaws like Spielberg
Randy Savage, Jew (14:00:20): Born dead cause I swim with the fishes.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:03:10): Call me Mark Cuban. I live in the shark tank
Randy Savage, Jew (14:03:21): My shit don't stink cause I can't smell it. Whoever smelt it should be dealt with
Randy Savage, Jew (14:06:52): Blowing bubbles with my ass, call it my blowhole.
Randy Savage, Jew (14:13:22): Oceanic currents spread my semen 'cross the planet. The moon is making waves, you should tell it to pull it's pants up.
Randy Savage, Jew (14:15:48): I like this game
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:19:02): I feel like the line about the ocean currents carrying your semen might be a hard sell in a hip hop song
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:19:20): Although Kanye could probably pull it off
Man Spider (14:20:02): He is a gay fish this is his wheel house
GroupMe (14:32:23): Randy Savage, Jew changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (14:32:35): Randy Savage, Jew changed the group's name to I Like Fish Sticks
GroupMe (14:33:00): Randy Savage, Jew changed name to The Life Of Poseidon
The Life Of Poseidon (14:34:13): Perhaps after The Life of Pablo kanye will change his name to Versace Poseidon, fulfilling his destiny as the gay fish rapper
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:40:52): Why does every song on YouTube have an anime music video made of it
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (17:59:57): Found my Valentine
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:00:13): \ufffd
The Life Of Poseidon (18:03:35): Tight butthole
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:06:21): The tightest
The Life Of Poseidon (18:06:38): Get it right. Get it tight
Monday, 15 February 2016
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (07:34:59): Found this comprehensive list to help up pick our waifus
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:01:47): I feel like we are going to go on a watch lost for having this now
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:20:30): Beer tasting at Schlafly now
The Life Of Poseidon (13:21:00): Lucky son of a bitch
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:22:19): You miss spelt bench press and gym
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:23:05): Bench press tasting at the gym now. Tastes like sweat
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:23:23): Honestly I haven't been to the gym in well over a week. Getting fat now
Man Spider (13:23:34): None
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:24:12): Saw it
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:26:51): But every time I do deadlift I die. Got EMTs on stand by. Bills a nice guy. His daughter is going to Tampa in the fall
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:46:00): I'm done with deadlifts, fuck that
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:46:11): Not like women care about your lower back anyway
The Life Of Poseidon (13:46:34): I'm getting a Trump tramp stamp
Man Spider (13:46:45): It's cause whores don't give a shit about functional strength
Man Spider (13:47:18): I heard he killed the last debate
The Life Of Poseidon (13:48:33): Cause he was very blunt about Iraq. Said Bush lied to get us in the war. Wasted trillions of dollars. He was booed. A lot
Man Spider (13:48:42): I heard
Man Spider (13:48:46): He also wrecked bush
The Life Of Poseidon (13:48:55): Then when Jeb said his brother kept us safe, he said the twin towers feel
The Life Of Poseidon (13:48:57): Fell*
The Life Of Poseidon (13:49:02): He got booed again
Man Spider (13:49:05): "My mother is the strongest woman in the world" "she should be running then"
The Life Of Poseidon (13:49:15): Yup
The Life Of Poseidon (13:49:55): He also called Jeb and Cruz liars right to their faces
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:50:00): Lol I love Trump
Man Spider (13:50:12): Did he? I didn't see that
Man Spider (13:50:25): Honestly I kind of liked what I heard he was saying and doing
The Life Of Poseidon (13:51:31): Yeah. When Cruz started speaking about planned parenthood and Trump's support for the organization, he called him a liar. "Why are you lying? You're a bigger liar than Jeb "
The Life Of Poseidon (13:52:26): Trump and Bernie generally speak about the same issues. Only difference is Trump rarely has substantive solutions
The Life Of Poseidon (13:52:39): Except building a wall and banning Muslims
The Life Of Poseidon (13:53:20): I respect that Trump had the balls to call the Republican party out on its shit
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (13:55:44): Bernie and Trump are the two sides of the same coin. Both are bat shit crazy with crazy ideas that will alienate a big section of America
The Life Of Poseidon (13:56:47): What about Bernie is bat shit crazy? I'm not saying he won't alienate people, but how is he crazy
Man Spider (13:57:48): They just appeal to the opposites of Americans in the same way, genuineness
Man Spider (13:58:16): No one questions trump or sanders are telling the truth about how they feel. Every other candidate that feeling is there.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:09:34): Burnie doesn't understand his ideas will fundamental split the nation. Crazy might be the wrong word. Naive
The Life Of Poseidon (14:09:51): You mean idealistic
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:10:15): I just don't think he would be an effective president
The Life Of Poseidon (14:11:07): Hillary is best suited, but she's a conniving, scumbag of a cunt
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:11:14): Attacking corporations is a losing battle, like it or hate it
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:11:46): To think they'd just throw up their arms and say oh well, we are paying more taxes now is silly and unrealistic
The Life Of Poseidon (14:12:21): Most very large corporations don't pay any taxes
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:12:23): When I worked for a company with pharma execs they moved from country to country the way we would go from shopping
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:13:35): I know they don't pay a lot of taxes but I feel a lot of bern babys ideas are just super idealistic and naaive
Man Spider (14:13:39): Yea most font pay any. And there things we done recently about conversions (where a company moves it's headquarters to another country) where we can do more.
Man Spider (14:14:10): I think a lot of people are just defeatist about corporations which while realistic given historical data doesn't mean we should just let them have free reign
The Life Of Poseidon (14:14:26): It's also universally agreed that corporate tax rates should be lessened. We have the third highest in the world
Man Spider (14:14:27): I'm done getting my ass blasted
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:14:29): Well most of us work for corporations too lol
The Life Of Poseidon (14:14:42): Yeah but the corporations don't pay any taxes
Man Spider (14:14:46): For less now
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:14:48): Who cares
The Life Of Poseidon (14:14:48): At least the top few
Man Spider (14:15:01): As a nation we have more production per person but get paid less
The Life Of Poseidon (14:15:03): That's billions in tax dollars not being collected
Man Spider (14:15:10): Than 30 years ago
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:15:11): They'll just leave
Man Spider (14:15:16): They already are
The Life Of Poseidon (14:15:19): GE dont pay shit
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:15:30): Enjoy losing your jobs then lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:15:35): It's the downside of capitalism
Man Spider (14:16:48): 17% of Americans work for fortune 500 companies the rest work at smaller or mid sized companies
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:17:43): Because they are outsourcing now
Man Spider (14:17:45): 130 million employed, 29 million by a fortune 5 hundo
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:17:59): My company laid off thousands to Portugal
Man Spider (14:18:31): Yea yahoo has been recently been going through lay offs or "remixes' as the ceo called it
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:19:09): How would taxing these companies benefit the workers
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:19:25): Ive been laid off due to outsourcing and it sucks
Man Spider (14:21:02): Well if you get at the root it's just pure greed. People are laid off so companies can pay a guy in india or China 2 dollars a day. Then they sell the product to a mostly american consumer base. And the company itself is located in a convenient tax haven of a country. It's all fucked
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:21:33): Ok so what is your solution to greed lol
The Life Of Poseidon (14:22:53): Regulation
Man Spider (14:22:59): Well you can't do anything about greed
The Life Of Poseidon (14:23:03): Can't rid the world of greed
Man Spider (14:23:07): My solution would be a prorated solution
Man Spider (14:24:17): If a company sells 90% of its product to Americans then the profits from that should fall under the American Tax code
Man Spider (14:24:53): And the other 10% the other countries can do with
The Life Of Poseidon (14:24:53): So tax proportional to the amount of business done in the US
Man Spider (14:25:12): Yea I think that's the fairest
The Life Of Poseidon (14:26:13): There's also tariffs to deal with
The Life Of Poseidon (14:26:29): This is why trade agreements are so highly debated right now
Man Spider (14:27:36): And maybe a have a capital minimum/% minimum. So if a company does 20% of its business in America it doesn't count. If the company is worth less than say 20 million for example, it's completely exempt from this to help small up and coming businesses.
The Life Of Poseidon (14:28:27): I know New York state makes it so that the first ten years of your business are tax free
Man Spider (14:36:35): Also if you consider other things the corporations are doing more than paying 0% tax. There's an argument to be made the US government subsidizes some of these companies.
Man Spider (14:37:26): For example mcdonalds and Walmart pay their workers low wages. Due to this a lot of those workers need government assistance. The American government paid 153 billion in government benefits to people who work for Walmart and mcdonalds alone.
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:38:47): Lol like Walmart will just pay their employees 15 an hour, they'll just slash hours and cut employees
Man Spider (14:41:30): Honestly there probably will be a pain period but it will pass
Man Spider (14:41:48): They'll need a full staff again eventually and it will be cheaper than paying a few employees overtime
Man Spider (14:42:13): I'm sure they'd rather 2 employees for 2 shifts than 1 employee for 2 shifts one of which is now at 22.50
Man Spider (14:49:47): Right now Walmart employes 1% of working Americans, 1.4 million. I'm assuming they all make minimum wage to make my calculation as conservative as possible
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:50:19): Why do they deserve 15 an hour to work at Walmart
Man Spider (14:50:28): Why don't they
Man Spider (14:50:32): They work 40 hours a week
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:50:33): 0 skill required
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:50:36): So?
Man Spider (14:50:43): They don't deserve to live in poverty if they work 40 hours a week
Man Spider (14:50:54): Well we have a very deep disagreement about work then
Man Spider (14:52:27): Costco cashiers make 20 an hour. Are they overpaid? Do they not deserve it? I think their company just does business ethically.
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:52:58): Well that is costcos decision
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:53:03): Let them decode
The Life Of Poseidon (14:53:03): So someone who is disadvantaged because they are of lower intellect than me or you, with no ability to even get an advanced degree, learn a trade, etc... They don't deserve to earn enough money at an unskilled job to live an acceptable life?
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:53:25): Are you saying mentally retarded people?
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:53:32): Or people who are severely disabled
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:53:39): Because they can get SS
The Life Of Poseidon (14:53:40): Them but also those living in abject poverty
Man Spider (14:53:41): People who grow up in poverty who don't have the options too
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:53:48): They can do lots of stuff
The Life Of Poseidon (14:53:49): Uneducated, indigent people's
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:53:51): They just choose not to
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:53:57): EVERYONE SHUT UP
The Life Of Poseidon (14:54:02): Wow Pete
Man Spider (14:54:02): I don't think they're choosing to be poor
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:54:09): COME SEE HOW MUCH I VAN BENCH
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:54:17): They can work physical labor jobs, learn a trade etc they just choose to work as cashiers so they can play on their phones
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:54:29): Walmart is not a 40 year career plan
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:54:52): Listen. Everyone
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:55:04): Everyone needs to hit the gym more
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:55:09): All you looking soft
The Life Of Poseidon (14:55:29): It's easy to say, hey go get a better job, but that is a gross oversimplification
The Life Of Poseidon (14:55:58): Completely neglected to take into account the reality of life
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:56:00): IF THE CONVERSATION ISNT ABOUT THE GYM THEN SHUT UP
Man Spider (14:56:18): Also Walmart can easily pay 10 dollars an hour at this minute and still gross 10 billion a year
The Life Of Poseidon (14:56:42): Not everyone is entrepreneurial. Not everyone had internet access. Not everyone gets as good an education as we got in Edison.
The Life Of Poseidon (14:57:13): What you're proposing is the status quo
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:57:24): What education do you need to do highway physical labor or shit
The Life Of Poseidon (14:57:25): And keeps the poor poor
Man Spider (14:57:35): Well ok
Man Spider (14:57:40): By your same logic pete though
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:57:51): My uncle makes a good living doing air conditioner repair
Man Spider (14:57:54): Those highway workers should get min wage since it's unskilled physical labor
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:58:05): We all have different views on things. All are legitimate and have every right to be held
Man Spider (14:58:07): So we're back at square one
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:58:11): It requires more skill than being a Walmart greeter
Man Spider (14:58:27): I disagree
Man Spider (14:58:36): And def not a cashier
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:58:40): Drove through PA the other day and saw an ad for people to work at a quarry for 15 an hour
Man Spider (14:58:50): That's ridiculous
Man Spider (14:58:54): That's unskilled labor
Man Spider (14:59:02): They should be living in poverty
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (14:59:12): Yea Quarries are awesome. I'd go there for free
Man Spider (14:59:24): Quarries are awesome
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:00:35): Life is what you make it. So let's make it right. \n-Hilary Duff
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:00:41): Or Hannah Montana
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:00:47): Dude likes to see homos naked
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:00:49): I don't ducking know
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:12:56): I haven't said shit so here is my opinion
Man Spider (15:15:12): Too late
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:15:15): I work hard every day at the gym. I work harder the most people. I'm stronger. Faster and more athletic the 99% of people. But there are guys with 6 pacs. Who don't try. Does it suck yea. But I'm me. I'm doing the best I can to be the best I can become. I could give up and be fat. I could stay the same weight. But it's gunna sick and I'm gunna work hard to be the best. That's my philology on life. You don't like something change it or live with it. That's your call. No one else is gunna give a fuck about you
Man Spider (15:15:17): We're on quarried now
Man Spider (15:15:34): Quarries*
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:16:06): I like rock quarries the best
Man Spider (15:16:24): Marc you ever go to Coach Macs house
Man Spider (15:16:41): He has a quarry behind his house that was awesome
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:17:54): Nah. Me and coach Mac never got along
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:18:13): He was a pretty shitty wrestling coach
Man Spider (15:18:42): Yea he was a pretty shitty soccer coach too
Man Spider (15:18:48): He was a good guy though
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:19:14): Ehh. I don't need good guys in my corners. I need the best
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:23:47): Ron Paul 420
Man Spider (15:25:18): I just want my family back
Man Spider (15:27:34): It's obvious we have a it's always sunny 2 vs 2 type divide on political issues
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:28:30): How will we settle this
Man Spider (15:28:48): You all enroll in my "Karl Marx and you" class
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:28:53): Duh. 2v2
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:29:00): Cage fight
The Life Of Poseidon (15:29:07): None
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:29:08): Pete you can just sit and watch
Man Spider (15:29:34): You lubenproletariats. That's proletariats who haven't gained class consciousness. You just got Marx'd ;)
Man Spider (15:30:04): I got a better idea
Man Spider (15:30:11): Why don't we just push it down and ignore it
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:30:12): Listen. It will be Me vs Josh in a cage fight. Me. The Titan of industry. And josh the common man
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:30:24): See who comes out
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:30:35): Can we just all agree poor people are shit
The Life Of Poseidon (15:30:46): Very Christian of you
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:30:51): I thought we already did
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:30:57): WWRJD
Man Spider (15:30:58): We are the poor people we just don't know it yet
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:31:07): I'm not poor
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:31:14): Bitch I got stocks for days
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:31:27): And if the market crashes. Shot gun to the some
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:31:32): Dome
Man Spider (15:31:51): Any jabroni with a phone can buy stocks for days. Robinhood bitch.
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:32:17): Yea but that's how you lose thousands
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:32:20): Steve
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:32:29): Point Marc
Man Spider (15:33:28): It's just commission free trading. Are you paying 5 dollars a trade like a sucker?
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:34:01): When you roll deep like me you don't pay shit
Man Spider (15:34:11): And paying some hack who can barely read economic indicators to deal with your money
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:34:36): I'm rich nigga
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:34:49): Drunk at 2pm on a monday
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:35:06): Only the ultra rich and ultra poor can afford this
Man Spider (15:36:01): "To live in new York City you have to be super rich or super poor"
Man Spider (15:36:20): -roger, american dad
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:36:55): Well you can be poor and in Brooklyn if you are willing to live in a shithole or have your parents pay your rent
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:38:50): Money is power. So power is money. I'm strong as shit. So I'm rich as shit. Brian and Josh can barely lift the bar. That's why they still own me money
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (15:39:14): That's just the transitive property
The Life Of Poseidon (15:39:30): Actually, you and Pete owe me and Brian
The Life Of Poseidon (15:39:55): Doing.biz
Man Spider (15:40:02): Thanks for the reminder phone
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:40:48): Lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:48:24): Sorry for starting a pokitical debate
The Life Of Poseidon (15:49:15): I love this shit
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:49:29): Thank you
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:50:11): As long as it pleases you to argue
Man Spider (15:54:35): It gives me a righteous rage
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:55:32): Enjoy your rage
Man Spider (15:57:29): I'm full of the vinegar
The Life Of Poseidon (15:57:56): You douche
The Life Of Poseidon (15:57:59): \ufffd
Man Spider (15:58:29): I wish I could be drunk on a federal holiday. Instead I'm sipping my organic ethically picked Chai tea made with the freshest water from the local mountain springs.
Man Spider (15:58:38): It sucks
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:59:21): I'm going on brewery #3 soon
The Life Of Poseidon (15:59:41): Which one?
Man Spider (16:07:28): Noice
Man Spider (16:07:39): When are you leaving the dirty south
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:07:51): Flight is tomorrow morning
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:08:01): Idk the name of the next brewery
The Life Of Poseidon (16:08:17): Aren't you in Missouri?
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:10:47): Yes sir st louis
The Life Of Poseidon (16:11:15): Yeah, that ain't south. That's Midwest
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:15:27): There's still a lot of bible.belt shit. I got a good situation for you guys
Man Spider (16:21:39): Hamzas new profile pic is one that says "feel the Bern". Lori made a mistake.
The Life Of Poseidon (16:22:11): I now support Trump
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (16:23:44): We can all agree. Hamza is literally one of the stupidest people on the planet
GroupMe (16:24:32): The Life Of Poseidon changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (16:24:48): The Life Of Poseidon changed the group's name to Herman Cain 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:26:33): Did hamza just destroy benries campaign?
The Life Of Poseidon (16:27:03): We must start a smear campaign against this one voter
GroupMe (16:27:59): Snapped Into a Slim Jim changed the group's avatar
Snapped Into a Slim Jim (16:30:52): None
GroupMe (16:33:19): The Life Of Poseidon changed name to Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon
GroupMe (16:42:04): Snapped Into a Slim Jim changed name to The Rent is too Damn High
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:33:09): I'm about to piss off a religious girl tonight and I need the support of all you guys
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:34:31): It's a jehova witness too so Marc you should be on board with this
Man Spider (18:35:07): Is she a friend or a foe
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:36:00): Foe
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:36:18): Jessie's brother is dating a JW and wants to convert now
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:36:38): He's going to ruin his life and fuck up his family
Man Spider (18:36:48): Oh it's jessie brothers gf? It's touchy territory
Man Spider (18:37:26): Ask her when the apocalypse is due this time
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:37:52): What exactly is a JW? Beliefs and what not?
Man Spider (18:38:02): Jehovahs witness
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:38:17): No, I know that
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:39:03): Like what distinguishes them from other Christians or say Mormons
Man Spider (18:39:18): Jehovah's Witnesses teach that the present age of human existence is about to be terminated by the direct intervention of Jehovah (God), who will use Jesus Christ to fully establish his heavenly government over earth, destroying existing human governments and non-Witnesses,[6][7][8] and creating a cleansed society of true worshippers. They see their mission as primarily evangelical (disseminating "good news"), to warn as many people as possible i
Man Spider (18:39:36): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses_beliefs
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:40:18): So full blown crazy
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:40:20): I asked what her opinion of the JWs saying the world would end in 1975
Man Spider (18:45:19): Lol what did she say
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:49:37): Just the views of holidays being evil because of their "pagan routes"
Man Spider (18:50:18): They don't do christmas right
The Rent is too Damn High (18:50:46): They don't do any holidays
The Rent is too Damn High (18:51:00): Birthdays. Blood transfusions. Christmas
Man Spider (18:51:27): Ask what's so pagan about a bday party
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:51:39): Yup its so fucking evil
Man Spider (18:51:40): Ask her if she'd like to witness your jehovah
The Rent is too Damn High (18:52:14): Ask her if she like niggers. Nothing to do with her religion. Just she is she is racist
Man Spider (18:55:02): Is jessies brother seriously considering converting
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:55:22): Yes
Man Spider (18:55:32): Oh brother
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:55:37): To renounce Christmas is evil imo
Man Spider (18:55:57): How can you go from celebrating it to not
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:56:01): Regardless of if you are atheist or Catholic or whatever. To see evil in Christmas is messed up
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:06:53): What about the evil capitalists pulling the strings?
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:08:46): The evil Christmas industry neh
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:08:47): Eh
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:09:36): Her brother mentioned the 144k people let into heaven
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:09:43): Wanted to ask if he was retarded
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:10:14): Ask where heaven is
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:11:47): And if over the last 2,000 years, if there have been worthy individuals, and heaven is full does the bouncer just say, sorry we're at capacity
Man Spider (19:12:35): They will always be at capacity for people like ys
Man Spider (19:12:53): If they only let in 144k, what do they think their odds are?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:13:13): Are they allowed to gamble?
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:14:14): No gambling, drinking, dancing, but the girl drinks (doesn't get drunk those and acts judgemental of me and Jessie for drinking)
Man Spider (19:14:35): Also how do they know the population of heaven lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:15:28): How does she resolve the dining thing in her head? Isn't that breaking the rules? Do they do the whole carbolic thing where your can say you're sorry
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:15:35): Drinking*
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:15:46): Catholic*
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:18:27): Idk its just retarded. Don't want to start a fight at dinner especially since its not my brother.
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:18:39): I just have to vent somewhere
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:18:43): This is absurd
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:21:23): But she is consuming alcohol, yes?
Man Spider (19:28:32): If you want to be low key condescending just tell her you respect her beliefs and you believe she believes them to be true
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:29:35): Yea she drinks just not to excess
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:29:55): Someone has a drinking problem
Man Spider (19:30:16): Tell her "well you're drinking tonight bitch" get her loaded then get her baptized at a less crazy church while intoxicated
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:30:58): She a Carson supporter?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:31:00): Or Cruz
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:31:20): Or does she believe it'll all end before the election
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:34:28): Idk its just weird
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:24:51): Don't forget ladies, better call Saul returns tonight
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:26:01): Oh hell yea
Tuesday, 16 February 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:00:53): Saul was underwhelming
The Rent is too Damn High (12:02:15): I need a survival knife that can kill a man. But also the small enough to fit in my satchel
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:02:41): Get one of those multitools
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:02:50): I liked Saul
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:03:24): The first scene where he didn't open the door, then the last where he flips the switch.
The Rent is too Damn High (12:03:28): I want one but they all don't have a big enough knife. They have hatchets but I'm not a huge fan
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:03:34): Shows how shit changed him
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:03:46): And Ken returned
The Rent is too Damn High (12:03:54): I want a utility shovel
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:03:57): The guy whose car Walt blew up
The Rent is too Damn High (12:04:19): JOSH NO ONE CARS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MURDEE WEAPONS
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:04:35): Batmobile
Man Spider (12:05:57): I missed saul :(
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:06:31): I liked the baseball card guy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:07:52): K Strass
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:09:22): Pretty sure Walt will appear this season at the car wash
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:18:30): Get it together Rousey
Man Spider (13:21:02): First she broke her flesh then she broke her spirit
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:49:58): JebBush.com
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:50:16): Trump bought Jebs domain
The Rent is too Damn High (20:51:05): He knows what he likes. And he hates Busg
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:51:08): Probably a while back cause Jebs is jeb2016 but still
The Rent is too Damn High (20:52:12): Honestly. The amount of bad driving in metro park and the parking deck makes me want trump to build that wall. But not with Mexico with India. The other brown meat
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:55:09): Maybe make a giant wall in India that extends past the heavens so no more people can come from there to drive in edison with their international driver licenses
Man Spider (20:55:36): I respect trump is employing the same strategies a guy from 4chan would use if he was running for president
The Rent is too Damn High (21:20:01): I'm going to stop associating with poor people. Do any of you have debt or have had unprotected sex with a poor. That's how you get it you know
The Rent is too Damn High (21:20:40): If you paid for the sex that's fine
Man Spider (21:25:26): Having debt is what makes Americans Americans
Man Spider (21:25:34): You can't be a true american without crushing debt
The Rent is too Damn High (21:25:59): That's what us real Americans tell you. Your are just glorified Mexicans
The Rent is too Damn High (21:26:14): You fucking brownie
Man Spider (21:26:24): You're a north eastern liberal elite and that's all you'll ever be
The Rent is too Damn High (21:26:44): Hey. There is nothing liberal about me
The Rent is too Damn High (21:27:01): I'm Elite as fuck.
The Rent is too Damn High (21:27:13): Bitches call me lance the champion
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:39:11): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjC9BjPgoc
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:09:07): Saw them upload this these other day but didn't watch it. That was a mistake
Wednesday, 17 February 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (00:13:24): this isn't about you, it's about BERNIE
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:14:18): That blacksplaining chick in the beginning was obnoxious
The Rent is too Damn High (09:14:26): So Brian's been a fag since day one.
Man Spider (09:15:01): I look like a pimp and you know it
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:21:03): Brian "Still has all his baby teeth in 2016" Karabinchak
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:21:07): Boom roasted
Man Spider (09:36:35): Lori says fuck you for hating on her insta lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:38:24): Her Instagram gives meaning to my life in this crazy mixed up world
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:39:01): Last night I was looking at the loaded gun in my hand, thinking about ending it all due to the haters, but then Lori posted a quote that gave me a new perspective on life
The Rent is too Damn High (10:47:12): Lori gives into the haters.
The Rent is too Damn High (10:47:32): I hate on everything
The Rent is too Damn High (11:08:58): Lori needs haters. She needs to know that being a basic bitch isn't good
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:30:30): Where would Einstein or George Washington be without their fuckboy haters?
The Rent is too Damn High (11:30:49): No where
The Rent is too Damn High (11:30:52): That's where
The Rent is too Damn High (11:31:02): The world needs haters.
The Rent is too Damn High (11:31:07): And I'm the best
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:31:56): you know what washington said to the hater fuckboys? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness"
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:32:28): forgot to add "bye felicia"
The Rent is too Damn High (11:33:31): You know what Albert Einstein said to his haters. "Albert E has the proies of 2 rappers. So E=MC Squared."
The Rent is too Damn High (16:22:28): She's throwing me lobs here but I'll be nice and only post my comment here. \n\n"Yea but I can't put my penis in your personality"
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:24:41): She's quoting a man
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:24:53): plus if you commented that it sounds vaguely rapey lol
The Rent is too Damn High (16:25:27): Only vaguely
The Rent is too Damn High (16:25:40): I need to step up my sexual predator game
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:26:26): have you tried hanging out in elementary school parking lots?
The Rent is too Damn High (16:26:27): Anyone want to go halfies on a windowless van?
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:27:02): parents will be like "are you here to pick up your kid?" and you'll say "I don't know, I haven't chosen one yet"
The Rent is too Damn High (16:27:28): Super like
The Rent is too Damn High (17:17:39): Yea no
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:39:02): My PC posture is abysmal tho
The Rent is too Damn High (17:50:33): Yea but so is your squat form
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:51:35): Yea that sucks too
Man Spider (17:52:19): I'm not squatting the bar up, I'm leg pressing the world down
The Rent is too Damn High (17:52:41): Yea no. You aren't that strong to make those claims.
The Rent is too Damn High (17:53:06): You put the 25s on each side and get shaky knees
The Rent is too Damn High (17:53:31): Gyms my house.
Man Spider (17:53:57): What's ya Wilks score brah
The Rent is too Damn High (17:55:24): The fuck exercise do I use
Man Spider (17:55:43): Dead+sqaut+bench
The Rent is too Damn High (17:55:44): Deadlift?
The Rent is too Damn High (17:55:53): Oh
The Rent is too Damn High (17:56:02): Wait I add them all up
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:56:06): Uh ohhhh
Man Spider (17:56:09): Yea add em up
The Rent is too Damn High (17:57:08): 318.5
The Rent is too Damn High (17:57:31): That's my score
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:58:03): Pretty low there. Puny actually
The Rent is too Damn High (17:58:16): What's yours 6?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:58:43): If you added all your numbers, they should be higher than 318
Man Spider (17:58:57): No he's saying his score is
The Rent is too Damn High (17:59:04): My wilks score is 318
Man Spider (17:59:12): They use a weird formula to figure it out
Man Spider (17:59:24): It's a thing for power lifters to jerk each other off about
The Rent is too Damn High (17:59:28): What's the average
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:00:49): Only number that really matters is total number of tongue piercings. Anything above 3 is statistically significant
Man Spider (18:01:08): Depends on your weight I jsut found a chart hold on
Man Spider (18:01:41): None
Man Spider (18:01:55): That's in pounds not the will score
Man Spider (18:02:55): Wilk*. So those numbers are just squat+dead+bench
The Rent is too Damn High (18:04:03): I'm 1220. So am I class 2 or one ?
Man Spider (18:04:50): Depends what wt. Class your in. I'd just go with whatever number you're closer too but idk
Man Spider (18:05:08): Www.southernpowerlifting.com is the site
The Rent is too Damn High (18:05:18): Class 2 is 1188.
The Rent is too Damn High (18:05:22): But I'm above that
The Rent is too Damn High (18:05:26): So am I in that
Man Spider (18:05:41): I don't know enough about it to say lol
The Rent is too Damn High (18:05:41): JUST TELL ME IM A BEAST
The Rent is too Damn High (18:06:01): What's your guys score?
Man Spider (18:06:25): I mean you might not even be class 1 though. Not even master class. You're still slave class
The Rent is too Damn High (18:06:42): Beast of burden.
Man Spider (18:08:43): My Wilks was 210ish
The Rent is too Damn High (18:08:55): Wow you suck
The Rent is too Damn High (18:10:53): That was meant to sting. I want you to take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror and say to yourself 210
Man Spider (18:12:19): I forgot to mention you have to multiply by (squats+deads+bench)*max pull up
The Rent is too Damn High (18:12:26): How you gunna raise a family on 210. Sanders ain't going to be able to redistribute that inequality
Man Spider (18:16:31): Let's all compare sat scores
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:16:47): 1970
Man Spider (18:16:53): Got a 800 on the math II subject section \ufffd
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:16:54): 1300 old
The Rent is too Damn High (18:16:55): 1750
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:17:02): I think mine was 1860 or 1870
Man Spider (18:17:07): 2020 bitches just like my vision
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:17:29): What's the standard deviation?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:17:31): But I want to add that you divide by the years you attended college to get your BA
The Rent is too Damn High (18:17:34): Or BS
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:17:39): Of everyone, not just us
Man Spider (18:18:01): Do we do a difficulty of major multiplier too because I don't think all majors are equal
Man Spider (18:18:04): And no idea josh
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:18:22): Brian easily has the most difficult major
The Rent is too Damn High (18:18:25): Hey. Bernie says they are
Man Spider (18:19:00): What other dick measuring contests can we do
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:19:12): Dick measuring
The Rent is too Damn High (18:19:22): How many dicks can we fit in our butts
Man Spider (18:19:36): I've taken some huge shits
Man Spider (18:19:39): I imagine at least 2
The Rent is too Damn High (18:19:54): My butt hole is tiny.
The Rent is too Damn High (18:20:00): If struggle with one
Man Spider (18:20:09): I could definitely get DP'd unlike you gay nerds
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:22:49): I've had a doctor's finger in my butt. I doubt I could get past one throbbing knob
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:23:19): We just gonna let Brian win?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:23:30): C'mon Pete. Take three for the team.
Man Spider (18:27:20): Wait you had a prostate exam josh
Man Spider (18:27:25): Or was it just for fun
Man Spider (18:49:50): Pete said he got booted from every group me chat
The Rent is too Damn High (18:50:14): He here
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:55:49): guess whos back
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:56:01): i have a lot of homosexuality to catch up on
Man Spider (18:56:33): We're here, we're queer, now catch up
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:57:17): Hemorrhoids
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:24:07): got em, what else do i need
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:34:08): Three dicks in yo ass
Man Spider (19:59:25): Vday gift. Bart Ska-mpson, the original ruuuude boy
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:09:27): ja gwon eatcha shorts ya hear? one love
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:26:16): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJ7NmU6lJI&list=PL1uRCzl4Ue31LuvHewh7fV1-KNWCvkXJU&index=19
Thursday, 18 February 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (08:50:51): I mean that's just wrong. Obama would never use a whip. He has a flogging stick to beat up white people for money
The Rent is too Damn High (08:57:48): So a lot of gay Dr Who work in guessing
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:08:00): Not gonna lie, tumblr is good for por
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:08:02): Porn
The Rent is too Damn High (09:08:36): What kinda weird shit you looking at Pete
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:08:55): Dr who fanfictiom
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:12:28): I don't fully understand how to use tumblr tho
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:12:56): What kinda porn is there on tumblr?
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:13:07): All porn
The Rent is too Damn High (09:13:21): You name it. They have it
The Rent is too Damn High (09:13:34): My ex in college ran a porn tumblr
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:13:34): How do I find it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:13:42): Wait what
The Rent is too Damn High (09:13:56): Yea the red head
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:14:15): Elaborate
The Rent is too Damn High (09:14:37): Well when you have red hair
The Rent is too Damn High (09:14:58): You have light skin
The Rent is too Damn High (09:15:04): This is called a day walker
Man Spider (09:15:09): I think what marc is saying is that is ex had a Tumblr page and you jsut re-tumbl sex gigs it gets posted to your Tumblr page
The Rent is too Damn High (09:15:47): Pretty much
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:15:53): So Marc was a porn star
The Rent is too Damn High (09:15:56): How do you know how that works Brian
The Rent is too Damn High (09:16:14): ARE YOU CHAN IN MY MOUTH 69
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:16:35): what's it like being a pornstar
The Rent is too Damn High (09:16:37): I was a porn star long before
The Rent is too Damn High (09:16:47): A lot like being a janitor.
The Rent is too Damn High (09:17:23): You work at an office building. People only call you when they need you and a lot of cleaning supplies to get hi on
The Rent is too Damn High (09:18:54): Anyone else Josh just google poem tumblr
The Rent is too Damn High (09:18:57): Porn
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:19:48): i remember finding bri rosa's porn tumblr a few years ago
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:19:53): that was a life experience
The Rent is too Damn High (09:20:07): Like she starred in it?
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:20:17): yea lotsa nudes
The Rent is too Damn High (09:20:36): You got a link some where. Purely scientific research of course
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:20:44): she took it down lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:20:51): that was a girl who loved anal sex
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:21:01): i wish i could love anything as much as she loved having shit shoved into her asshole
The Rent is too Damn High (09:21:10): Nothing on the Internet is ever gone
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:21:19): true
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:21:24): im sure her pictures are still floating out there
Man Spider (09:21:24): Remember Catherine listash
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:21:32): was she our year?
Man Spider (09:21:33): And the whole Facebook thing
Man Spider (09:21:36): Hea
Man Spider (09:21:38): Yea
The Rent is too Damn High (09:21:39): Maybe
The Rent is too Damn High (09:21:46): No what happened
Man Spider (09:22:43): You guys remember julian, Rene Polanco friend? I think he was dating catherine. Finds out she's cheating. Asks her to do a photo shoot with him where she sticks poop cues and mini baseball bats in her ass
Man Spider (09:23:13): Then he logs in to her facebook, changes the password so she can't get in posts all these pictures and makes a status basically saying this is what you get
The Rent is too Damn High (09:23:24): That's pimp
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:23:31): damn
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:23:44): that's pretty harsh
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:23:54): and a life lesson to not put your face in pictures where things are in your ass
Man Spider (09:24:26): Yea it was harsh she's completely off of social media now lok
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:25:05): we've all posted pictures of things in our ass at one point
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:25:07): so i can relate
Man Spider (09:25:11): I saw her driving the day after this happened she looked like she was crying
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:25:29): "I can't figure out how to get out the bat"
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:30:12): Even I saw that picture. Zach showed it to me
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:30:44): i didnt get to see it. feel like i wasted my high school days now
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:45:18): Sunny from last night was really good.
Man Spider (09:50:03): Yea it felt like classic sunny
The Rent is too Damn High (12:16:25): I'm being creepy as fuck for work and I love it
Man Spider (12:16:41): What are you doing and why
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:17:31): Did you lick your fingers in the men's room
The Rent is too Damn High (12:18:16): I'm stalking the clients pitch team on social media finding out what they like and don't like and shit.
The Rent is too Damn High (12:18:22): A lot are very attractive
Man Spider (12:19:07): Oh that just sounds like you're researching your customer base
The Rent is too Damn High (12:19:49): Well my pitch tactics are more extreme
The Rent is too Damn High (12:20:07): Most would say hey do you have kids I have kids
The Rent is too Damn High (12:20:30): I say. I know you have a daughter. It would be a shame if something happened to her if we didn't get the business
Man Spider (12:20:35): You're will be do you have kids do you want kids ;)
Man Spider (12:21:13): You don't want to die a spinster do you? Buy our advertising and I will pledge my seed to you
The Rent is too Damn High (12:21:56): Brian has weird people liking his instrgram
The Rent is too Damn High (12:22:03): Now we know where Lori gets it
The Rent is too Damn High (12:22:49): Can I make fun of you Brian on your instrgam?
The Rent is too Damn High (12:22:55): I need to let my hate out
The Rent is too Damn High (12:23:03): And what's everyone doing this weekend
Man Spider (12:23:06): They're all Swedish chiks
The Rent is too Damn High (12:23:23): SWEDEN IS THE FUCKING WORST
The Rent is too Damn High (12:23:30): Is my opinion today
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:23:37): Bizzay on saturdizzle (Saturday for you squares). Not sure about Friday
The Rent is too Damn High (12:23:39): All the people I have to stalk are Swedish
Man Spider (12:24:36): Busy Friday got to do work. Saturday going with haley with her myra Paul to a brewery and some other couple I never met. Could be around Sunday
Man Spider (12:24:50): You can let your hate out marc
The Rent is too Damn High (12:25:19): Out of 88 grams of total nutrition you eat 58 grams of fat. You are gunna die at 45
The Rent is too Damn High (12:25:28): But that's not the hate I want to say
The Rent is too Damn High (12:26:03): I sent my hate
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:27:34): all i eat is fat lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:27:47): bacon and avocado all day erry day
The Rent is too Damn High (12:29:07): Listen. You people need to eat at least your weight in protein a day to make the gainz you need
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:29:53): i get a shitload of protein too
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:30:16): Not all fat is the same. Fat from almonds/cashews is processed different than peanuts or fast from dairy or meat products
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:30:33): Quantity don't mean shit if you don't account for the source
The Rent is too Damn High (12:30:54): I don't listen to anyone who isn't a nutritionist or can't bench more then me.
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:30:56): oh its mostly chicken/beef/bacon for me
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:31:13): i dunno man im having good results on paleo
The Rent is too Damn High (12:31:47): You bench 225 yet?
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:31:52): nope
The Rent is too Damn High (12:32:02): Then you don't have results
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:32:08): havent been able to work out much since the back injury
The Rent is too Damn High (12:32:31): Oh yea
The Rent is too Damn High (12:32:59): I'll get you a back brace. So you can take it off and show all the cool kids you were hot all along
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:34:24): make me beautiful marc
Man Spider (12:37:02): My tryglercides are in the 18 and younger range, I'm fine with my diet lol
Man Spider (12:37:08): Down from 155 to 80
The Rent is too Damn High (12:37:35): Didn't you drink a lot before the last test
The Rent is too Damn High (12:37:45): Weren't the numbers off
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:38:39): all i know is i lost 10lbs in a week and a half on paleo, went down like two pant sizes and now my abs are starting to become visible for the first time since i was like 19
Man Spider (12:39:12): That was years ago when they thought I had liver disease cause of it, a week later it was fine. That was all pre-keto
The Rent is too Damn High (13:02:35): I still think your an idiot and all the medical professionals I have talked to agree with me.
The Rent is too Damn High (13:02:54): Pete paleo isn't bad I just like giving you shit
The Rent is too Damn High (13:03:10): Josh. Beer is an excellent diets
The Rent is too Damn High (13:03:19): Keep on keeping on
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:04:10): paleo isnt much different than keto
The Rent is too Damn High (13:04:26): You also have an end
The Rent is too Damn High (13:05:05): Over a month and a half and I'll group you in with Brian
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:05:08): im probably going to keep the diet up though after this month because i am getting results. im doing 80/20
The Rent is too Damn High (13:06:00): Well when you all die and I'm already dead from being awesome and overdosing on steroids I'll see you all in hell
The Rent is too Damn High (13:06:10): But my sweet gainz will keep me cool
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:07:39): i'll ask to be buried without my shirt so you can see my 6pack as i am transported to hell
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:08:01): From what I've read, paleo is very different than keto. Keto diet was designed primarily to combat epilepsy. Has to deal with the blood brain barrier. Keto diet is high in fat, causing the liver to work more, causing different type of sugar other than glucose to pass into the brain
Man Spider (13:08:07): I'm not sure if I told you but my dad is pretty diabetic and steve is pretty diabetic so I'm doing this diet to stave of diabetes as much as I am to lose weight. Low carb is the best way to prevent or reverse diabetes
The Rent is too Damn High (13:08:35): This will be you Pete
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:08:59): keto and paleo are both about burning fat though right? and im sure i am going through ketosis now since my diet is so low carb
The Rent is too Damn High (13:09:05): This is me.
The Rent is too Damn High (13:09:37): Brian
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:09:45): the only difference i thought in paleo was that it was more restrictive, like no dairy or w/e
The Rent is too Damn High (13:10:15): Josh
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:12:29): gotta start drinkin yer bud light at the racetrack
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:12:55): Keto is high fat, low carb. Keto stems from ketone, which you'd only have to know if you're taking organic chemistry. With this kind of diet, fatty acids and ketones pass the blood brain barrier as opposed to glucose. \n\nSince none of us are epileptic, I'd assume that keto might be OK in the short term
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:13:17): Probably not good for long term brain health
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:14:15): If your brain is deriving its energy from stores of body fat, that is also detrimental.
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:14:24): why is that detrimental?
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:14:33): not trying to be snarky i am genuinely curious
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:14:58): Has to deal with how your body processes the fat
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:15:21): Your better off not using your own body fat as a source of energy
The Rent is too Damn High (13:15:24): Guys guys. Shut up
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:15:27): For your brain that is
The Rent is too Damn High (13:15:36): Josh and I agree on something
Man Spider (13:15:39): They recently finished a longer term on keto, there was no detrimental effects
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:15:53): What about brain health?
The Rent is too Damn High (13:16:20): Also internal organs are vastly more prone to defects especially the golebladder
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:16:34): You can have a sick bod, but if you croak at 50, what good is that
The Rent is too Damn High (13:17:01): My moms hospital has seen a spike in high fat diet related liver kidney and golebladder problems.
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:17:04): i will admit that does make me worried
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:17:21): Best bet is to stick with a blue zone diet
The Rent is too Damn High (13:17:37): And blue chip stocks
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:18:06): whats a blue zone diet?
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:18:15): i have just felt a ton healthier since i cut out carbs
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:18:32): http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/04/11/398325030/eating-to-break-100-longevity-diet-tips-from-the-blue-zones
The Rent is too Damn High (13:18:59): I wanna go out around 75
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:19:01): i used to eat a meal and then just feel bloated, crappy, etc and get hungry an hour and a half later, now i just eat fats and i feel much better and dont get that hungry anymore
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:19:02): close to paleo actually but depends on the region of the world you'
Man Spider (13:19:09): The Mediterranean diet is pretty low carb and encouraged police oil
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:19:09): re looking at
Man Spider (13:19:15): Olive*
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:19:58): there's actually a strong emphasis on family, religion/spirituality to all of the blue zone too
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:20:17): especially the one in California
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:20:22): im sure that all contributes to mental health
The Rent is too Damn High (13:20:54): Exercise is a big thing too. A 15-30 jog every morning can go a long way.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:20:57): theres only like 5 or 6 locations in the world that completely defy life expectancy and these are deemed the blue zones
The Rent is too Damn High (13:21:02): I feel like shit if I don't work outs
Man Spider (13:21:51): Josh you took organic Chem break this down for us https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/mind-guest-blog/the-fat-fueled-brain-unnatural-or-advantageous/&ved=0ahUKEwj4xo769oHLAhUCeCYKHczRARUQFggmMAE&usg=AFQjCNFY5GRhMfKh60bfLiebMedcwyLVmw&sig2=xszK44SnhzhGrglFrlRdMw
Man Spider (13:21:56): Whoops
Man Spider (13:21:59): Not that link
The Rent is too Damn High (13:22:08): This is my last piece on this for this
The Rent is too Damn High (13:22:13): It's your lives
The Rent is too Damn High (13:22:16): You do you
Man Spider (13:22:27): Oh wait that does link the scientific american article
The Rent is too Damn High (13:22:34): But it's unhealthy and I will poop on your coffin if I out love you
Man Spider (13:22:36): Let's compare our healths in 5 years
The Rent is too Damn High (13:22:38): Or urn
Man Spider (13:22:45): Winner gets 2 years of life from everyone else
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:23:04): idk i was skeptical of low carb / all natural diets too but after doing it for like a month i definitely feel very positive effects
The Rent is too Damn High (13:23:08): Also compare wives
The Rent is too Damn High (13:23:27): Josh I think you can pull in a solid 2 or 3
The Rent is too Damn High (13:24:53): Is Lori going to die?
The Rent is too Damn High (13:25:07): She's in the hospital
The Rent is too Damn High (13:25:23): Never mind
The Rent is too Damn High (13:25:31): It was a TBT
The Rent is too Damn High (13:25:42): Also you don't throw back to that
The Rent is too Damn High (13:25:59): I'm building a bunker and living in it and waiting until the end.
The Rent is too Damn High (13:26:02): I hate the world
Man Spider (13:26:30): Oh her old coworker from jfk died yesterday
Man Spider (13:26:33): Drug OD
The Rent is too Damn High (13:26:51): I saw that
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:26:55): damn
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:26:56): that sucks
Man Spider (13:27:02): Yea he was only 21
The Rent is too Damn High (13:27:07): She posted a picture of her in a hospital gown
The Rent is too Damn High (13:27:17): What drugs
The Rent is too Damn High (13:27:26): Was it the marijuana
Man Spider (13:29:48): Probably Oxys if I had to guess tbh
The Rent is too Damn High (13:30:03): That's becoming a big problem
Man Spider (13:35:01): Yea especially here in NJ
The Rent is too Damn High (13:35:45): Anyone know where to get D Ball
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:42:37): what is d ball lol
The Rent is too Damn High (13:45:13): Steroids
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:45:50): ask your trainer lol
The Rent is too Damn High (13:46:14): You mean myself
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:46:16): and hit up the folks at /r/steroids
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:10:57): so from what I just read from that article, there is no consensus as to what the fuck is going on. \n\nKetones as a source of energy for the brain MIGHT act as a neuroprotectant, but it is still unclear if it's true, and if so why it is happening. Also, the only studies that have been conducted were done with people already suffering from brain shit (cog impairment, Alzheimers, Parkinsons) and the sample size was far from large.\n\nthere were some noted side effects but it was anecdotal (constipation, dehaydration, kidney stones)
The Rent is too Damn High (14:11:14): That's life's
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:11:30): pretty much, there is no true verdict on the diet because there hasnt been enough trials
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:11:35): if any
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:12:32): seems that for already plagued individuals with Cognitive problems, there seems to be some promising results, but as for the general public, the verdict is out
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:15:08): they mentioned that since your liver is producing fatty acids that are delivered into the blood as ketones which are replacing glucose, you're in essence decreasing blood sugar levels
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:15:11): so if your
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:15:32): you're* diabetic or fear becoming type 2, i guess it might be beneficial
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:15:36): who the fuck knows
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:18:20): there's also the gut to deal with, which houses tens of millions, if not billions, of different species of bacteria which assist us in digestion. We know far less in that area of study than any other in regard to digestion and diet.\n\nthere's well documented evidence that isolated peoples like tribes in the Amazon who sparsely have contact with the outside world have remarkably more diverse bacterial flora than anyone from the industrialized world
The Rent is too Damn High (14:18:21): For real though. Enough of you guys have hung out with sketchy people. How do I get d ball
Man Spider (14:20:22): The only guy I know who would got busted lol RIP alex
The Rent is too Damn High (14:20:42): You guys are the worst druggies ever
The Rent is too Damn High (14:20:53): Where do you get weed now
Man Spider (14:26:06): The people I get from could get you weed and probably molly or psychedelics not T lol
Man Spider (14:26:21): You can order testosterone from overseas pretty easily
The Rent is too Damn High (14:26:44): I want to support Americas meat heads
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:28:40): get AIDS and have your Dr prescribe you some steroids, bruh
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:28:46): thats what my uncle did
The Rent is too Damn High (14:28:57): I might be immune to AIDS
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:29:05): My uncle was jacked
The Rent is too Damn High (14:29:06): 20% of white people are
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:29:21): what the fuck are you talking about
The Rent is too Damn High (14:30:06): The plague had a similar effect or something that HIV had in some cases. People were immune to the plague are also immune to AIDS. You can get tested to see if you are immune
The Rent is too Damn High (14:30:16): Only Northern Eureopeans.
The Rent is too Damn High (14:30:35): UK. German. French.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:30:44): show me where you got this informatio
The Rent is too Damn High (14:30:51): I'll find the study
The Rent is too Damn High (14:31:45): https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/03/050325234239.htm
The Rent is too Damn High (14:31:50): My bad. 10%
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:32:55): huh
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:32:58): well then
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:33:13): let's go see if we cannot get AIDS!!!
The Rent is too Damn High (14:33:46): If I'm immune. I'm gunna bang so many hookers
The Rent is too Damn High (14:36:00): If I die suddenly. Please use the following photo in your social media homages to me
The Rent is too Damn High (14:36:16): None
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:51:18): i feel like the guys that sell weed do not sell steroids as well
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:52:22): you can probably buy that shit online
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:09:14): The Pope said Trump ain't Christian, which Trump spun into the whole war on Christianity bullshit
Man Spider (16:10:03): The pope is engaging in a war on Christianity
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:10:34): Can't make this shit up
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:10:47): the pope also advocated contraceptive use
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:10:50): to combat zika
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:11:02): so that's pretty big news
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:11:17): i love this new pope
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:11:22): Said it was a lesser of two evils
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:11:33): yea cuz condoms SUCK
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:11:39): #RawDog
Man Spider (16:12:17): Pete you're new nickname is raw dog mow. Or R-dawg
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:12:34): I
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:12:38): I'm goin' in raw!
Man Spider (16:12:50): They're going to start human trials soon on the male contraceptive pull
Man Spider (16:12:53): Pill*
Man Spider (16:13:01): No longer do we need to fear being speed jacked fellas
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:13:17): you're playing with fire
Man Spider (16:13:21): Sperm Jacked*
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:15:00): https://youtu.be/hwgHmCP7Ljw
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:15:13): Tim reading Trump's statement verbatim.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:15:18): At least I'm pretty sure
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:19:10): words cannot express my live for tim and eric
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:19:55): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:54:17): https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/700398127044362240?s=09
The Rent is too Damn High (21:10:35): I got drunk on free booze
The Rent is too Damn High (21:10:39): Switch to my job
Man Spider (21:12:57): My job has flex hours it's pretty nice.
The Rent is too Damn High (21:13:19): Listen. I'm awesome. So become me
The Rent is too Damn High (21:13:27): None
The Rent is too Damn High (21:14:01): Also you work for a hitman
Man Spider (21:14:25): He's not a hit man
Man Spider (21:14:31): He's a hired gun
The Rent is too Damn High (21:20:32): So a lesser hitman
Man Spider (21:21:40): A non lethal litigious hit man
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:28:41): Thats the most dangerous kind
The Rent is too Damn High (21:29:03): Yea no
The Rent is too Damn High (21:29:28): He kills people or no. He's like a guy who drinks non alcoholic beer
Friday, 19 February 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (07:54:54): There is a song called Applebee's bar
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:55:27): it's also the title of my autobiography
The Rent is too Damn High (07:56:01): I thought your autobiography was "I came believe I eat the whole thing "
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:56:16): no that's my sex tape
The Rent is too Damn High (07:57:02): I have to say Pete. For just a video of you crying into the camera for 30 minutes. It was shot beautifully
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:58:01): i knew it was a good idea to hire guillermo del toro
The Rent is too Damn High (15:40:52): A busty women in a tank top is drinking champagne in a meeting room next to my desk, I love my job
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:42:12): Did you motorboat or not
The Rent is too Damn High (15:46:10): she is higher up then, so just a honka honka, but thats the perks of big buisness
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:48:34): Nothing like a good midday work honka honka to get you back on track
The Rent is too Damn High (16:02:30): exactly
The Rent is too Damn High (16:02:37): i think they were real too
The Rent is too Damn High (16:02:42): which makes me happyu
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:07:56): Are you sure they weren't holograms
The Rent is too Damn High (16:08:05): i know holograms
The Rent is too Damn High (16:08:11): i sell drugs
The Rent is too Damn High (16:08:17): so i know hollow grams
Man Spider (17:59:44): Fox news:"Beyonce is doing a concert in Tampa Florida so local police were asked to work it. No one signed up."
Man Spider (17:59:52): My mom:"good for them!"
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:00:20): Why does she hate Beyonce lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:01:01): Candid camera your mom: "I'm not racist, but..."
Man Spider (18:01:12): If I had to guess, the Super Bowl performance and it's racial statements
Man Spider (18:01:34): But honestly I'm guessing the cops just don't listen or care to listen to Beyonce live and would rather the day off lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:02:05): Pretty sure none of us even saw the half-time show
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:02:07): Maybe Marc did
The Rent is too Damn High (23:39:03): I saw it. The video is pretty anti cop
The Rent is too Damn High (23:39:17): But legally they have to provide security
Saturday, 20 February 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (08:26:43): Hey. Idea for an app. Let me know if it already exists. Say you are a bar or something and you need a band or DJ in a pinch. Have an app where bands or djs are available with 3 to 4 sample songs and you can talk and broker a deal
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:49:06): Because it's purpose is for times of great need, there is less demand than there would be otherwise. Also, just very specific. Pretty sure most promoters or bars/managers already have a good number of bands they can call in a pinch
The Rent is too Damn High (12:58:25): What if it was t for great need
The Rent is too Damn High (12:58:30): Like a catalogue
Man Spider (12:59:14): I think if you had a catalogue of bands who signed up to work with the app it could work
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:20:02): http://thefreethoughtproject.com/hillarys-top-donor-buys-onion-starts-publishing-propaganda-immediately/#qKJUQ6hK4wYfvmzm.01
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:20:18): RIP Onion
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:22:45): Saw this yesterday. So sad
Man Spider (13:23:27): Yea they already posted a satire article that praises her
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:29:26): disgusting
The Rent is too Damn High (13:52:27): God's not Dead 2. Who's in
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:52:56): Movie?
The Rent is too Damn High (13:54:14): Yea
The Rent is too Damn High (13:59:34): Seeing deadpool now
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:06:24): You'll like it. Lives up to the hype
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:06:41): I'm seeing it tomorrow
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:25:28): BTW Atlantic city Beerfest is april 9th. We are getting tickets for 12pm if you guys are interested
Man Spider (21:26:54): Sounds cool
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:29:52): Here's the twist, I'm bringing wine
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:30:16): They'll never see what's coming
Man Spider (21:30:45): Damn
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:30:50): bring it in one of those bras that allows you to sneak in alcohol
Man Spider (21:31:00): Here's your perfect beer fair
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:32:08): Bringing my own Coors light
Sunday, 21 February 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:55:22): https://youtu.be/w-McIdVuY88
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:05:19): Poor Jeb killed the dynasty
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:06:12): Could have been the new Camelot. Instead they're just a bunch of serfs
Man Spider (11:27:07): Jeb is a big mess
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:28:29): I bet he's being shunned by his peepop today since his calendar is now empty
Man Spider (11:55:39): 5 dollars at 711
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:56:23): The illusionators was amazing. If I'm even fermenting that right
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:56:30): Remembering*
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:56:31): Worth it for the illusinators
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:56:50): Mindfreaked!
Man Spider (14:00:04): https://m.imgur.com/a/xc4j1
The Rent is too Damn High (18:45:47): Meet trumps new campaign manager
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:03:46): Deadpool was pretty good
The Rent is too Damn High (19:06:08): I don't like how he said kill a surfer thought
The Rent is too Damn High (19:06:39): In the comics he can't say those words. He uses un alive
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:09:21): I liked the line when Colossus tells him they're taking him to Dr. Xavier, to which he says, "Stewart or McAvoy?"
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:30:09): There were a bunch of good fourth wall moments minus the obvious ones
The Rent is too Damn High (19:30:20): 16 walls
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:32:28): Also got to see the chick from firefly's boobs again
The Rent is too Damn High (21:17:23): I'm laying down the law. No one can say bro expect me and Jessie. Or I'll hit you with my paddle. Yes I have a paddle that was given to me
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:36:31): I wasn't going to say it
The Rent is too Damn High (21:36:55): I know Pete
The Rent is too Damn High (21:36:59): It's more Lori.
The Rent is too Damn High (21:37:18): She has a sweatshirt that says come at me bro
The Rent is too Damn High (21:37:30): That only comes in tank top form
Man Spider (21:37:34): Whatever bro
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:37:51): Were we expected to know this
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:37:59): For the pop quiz
The Rent is too Damn High (21:38:04): Yea
The Rent is too Damn High (21:38:12): You don't read the minutes do you
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:38:44): Meetings aren't my thing
Man Spider (21:38:47): I feel like we've all smoked enough weed to say bro
The Rent is too Damn High (21:38:51): It's right after our hopes and dreams and how many pizzas could Brian eat if he smoked
The Rent is too Damn High (21:39:05): Brian makes a good point
The Rent is too Damn High (21:39:11): I'll allow it
The Rent is too Damn High (21:39:16): But Cali bro
The Rent is too Damn High (21:39:31): Not Frat bro. Frat bro has a hard R
The Rent is too Damn High (21:39:48): Like all the best words have the hard R
The Rent is too Damn High (21:40:18): Like Review or Ransacked
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:40:41): How do you know loris shirt is signifying frat bro and not Cali bro?
The Rent is too Damn High (21:40:59): You ever got into a fight with a stoner ?
The Rent is too Damn High (21:41:04): I didn't think son
The Rent is too Damn High (21:41:09): So
The Rent is too Damn High (21:41:35): Cali bros are the oxen of the world. Gentle Hairy and smell bad
Man Spider (21:58:58): We're all oxen to someone else
Man Spider (21:59:11): In this so called life
The Rent is too Damn High (21:59:59): And Oxi Cotton to someone we love. Have great times but ultimately destroy there word
Man Spider (22:00:33): That's life
Man Spider (22:00:48): Oxen to some, Oxys to others
Monday, 22 February 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (09:45:23): When we going shooting?
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:55:06): Let's pick a weekend in march
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:55:22): Assuming it isnt like 20 degrees of course
The Rent is too Damn High (10:06:04): Aight, let me know. Im gunna go silent for a little bit. Im in a weird place in my life i gotta figure some shit out. I need to find a mountain to climb and find some monks. or just look at life, but im thinking more mountain monks
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:15:05): no problem, if you need to talk or w/e im around
Man Spider (10:17:58): Yea ditto that
Man Spider (10:26:50): Mountain monks are the way to go imo. Buddhism is very cool
Man Spider (21:34:33): None
Tuesday, 23 February 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:10:30): http://dickshoulders.biz/
Wednesday, 24 February 2016
Man Spider (22:44:09): None
Thursday, 25 February 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:50:15): The Republican debate is such a shitshow
Friday, 26 February 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:16:03): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXcatFp3REg
Man Spider (09:16:35): I hope Trump still attached Jeb despite him not running anymore
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:17:12): Nah. GHW bush was there. Probably would've been a little too far
Man Spider (09:18:18): Heard Rubio zinged trump good
Man Spider (09:20:08): Lmao I'm watching Donald tell Cruz "go ahead go ahead don't get nervous"
Man Spider (09:20:24): "You're the basket case"
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:21:41): He brought up Trump university, how Trump used illegal immigrants to build something, and how he inherited $200 million. Crowd reacted, but you have to take it with a grain of salt. \n\nTrump is correct in that most of the debates are packed with RNC officials and donors. \n\nPlus, Trump supporters don't give a shit. They're voting Trump because they don't like politicians and he has a big company.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:22:05): Not much can be said that hasn't already be said to sway someone away from Trump
Man Spider (09:22:55): I'm glad someone's calling him out about his business failures
Man Spider (09:23:51): He's still being sued about Trump U actually
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:24:53): Yeah, but Trump brushed it off as nothing. Said was a civil suit and he pay it off if he wanted to, but isn't out of sheer principle
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:25:16): https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/how-america-made-donald-trump-unstoppable-20160224
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:25:35): Lengthy read, but this was a really good piece on the Trump phenomenon
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:26:14): I've read the author's shit before. Highly recommend reading this. \n\nPretty much days Trump is an 80s WWF guy
Man Spider (09:40:03): I saw two things, one on Reuters saying based on current polling trump has a 90% of the GOP nomination and another on the NY Post about a professor who has a model that is very accurate at predicting presidential elections that says if Trump has the GOP nomination he Hs a 97% chance of winning
Man Spider (09:40:30): So get ready for the Trumpire boys
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:41:10): It's sad that we even have to consider this
Man Spider (09:42:39): I think I'd rather trump than Rubio and definitely trump over cruz
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:44:52): A Trump presidency would at least be interesting
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:52:38): Will a Trump presidency really be any different than any other one
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:52:58): It's not like he is actually going to build his wall or whatever
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:55:16): A president can't do much by way of changing laws, but the executive branch has hundreds of agencies at its disposal that can pivot pretty quickly based on a presidents orders
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:56:32): Honestly, it will just be completely embarrassing for the country to say that a reality TV star became president
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:57:35): And yeah, you could say that Ronald Reagan was an actor. But he was a failed actor, then became Governor of the largest state, then president.
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:57:57): He was the president of SAG
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:58:29): Not quite a failure
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:58:59): Find, wasn't a very good actor
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:59:03): Fine*
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:59:45): Although, he acted his way through Alzheimer's. Maybe he's the best actor to have ever lived.
Man Spider (10:01:46): The trick was jelly beans
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:06:33): Well, there's still a good chance that the Republicans will have a contested convention, so Trump may not be the nominee in the end
Man Spider (10:09:34): You can bet on who will become president of the USA in england
Man Spider (10:10:18): Clinton is 8/11, trump 5/2, Rubio 6/1, sanders 12/1, Bloomberg 40/1
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:11:00): So money is still on Clinton
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:11:29): I made a bet with Zach four years ago about 2016. If Hillary runs, she wins
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:11:33): $100
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:12:01): I donated $100 to Bernie, so if she wins, I break even
Man Spider (10:12:56): Hedging your bets
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:12:56): Lol Bernie cucked you
Man Spider (10:13:11): Let's make America an alpha again
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:14:30): Also made a side bet like two months ago. I said for an additional $20, one of the following will launch an independent run: Trump, Bernie, Bush, Clinton
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:15:00): Probably not as wise a bet
Man Spider (10:20:18): ISIS is cucking us right now
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:28:25): But they said they'd treat our women with respect. What could go wrong.
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:36:36): Would you guys be interested in doing some brewery tours tomorrow?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:38:57): I've been trying not to drink. I know Haley's birthday is this weekend, so Brian is probably a no.
Man Spider (10:39:25): Yea I'll be in new hope, pa tomorrow a hipster haven apparently
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:41:10): Ah ok
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:47:56): What about tonight? Anything going on?
Man Spider (19:42:21): Trump wants to build a wall, have Mexico pay for it and then hope it's named after him, the trump wall
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:42:59): And Christie endorsed him
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:57:37): So it turns out my music teacher all throughout elementary/middle school is a pedophile and was just sentenced to 60 years in prison. Wow
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:58:32): So he was peeving on you hard
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:58:58): The crazy part is that we used to joke he was a pedophile all the time in school
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:00:29): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:00:33): Sweet Peter
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:00:51): No that's saucy high grade 9 meat there
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:01:19): Seriously though, that's fucked
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:01:37): Why didn't he want me though
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:01:55): Was I not boy enough
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:02:14): Did you present yourself?
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:02:44): Do you like what I am presenting?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:04:22): How's it feel knowing that all of your musical talents and abilities are attributable to a pedo.
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:07:03): Nah he didn't teach me much. I learned all my musical skills playing along to songs from my favorite band, lostprophets
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:08:19): Your really know how to pick 'em
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:26:36): None
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:27:37): Damn son
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:27:58): #Ketolife
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:28:29): Keto nachos, get your head in the game
Saturday, 27 February 2016
Man Spider (12:18:37): That was regrettable
Man Spider (16:01:51): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:03:34): So this is what a hipster sex shop looks like
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:04:07): Feel the bern
Man Spider (17:04:04): I'm in new hope pa
Man Spider (17:04:08): It's like Portland here
Man Spider (17:05:31): In the bottom of that picture you'll see the Obama presidential sex doll
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:06:48): Keep Pennsylvania Weird
Man Spider (19:37:16): Seriously I'd love to live in/ near here or a place like it
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:37:40): Do eeet
Man Spider (19:38:00): I'm already applying to be the line chef at the local eatery
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:38:36): Sushi Joe's would be a raving success
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:39:34): We can serve vegan yogurt wrapped in organic brown rice and locally sourced seaweed
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:15:56): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:26:36): Please tell me this is real
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:27:04): I hope so
Sunday, 28 February 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:11:07): Trump on CNN wouldn't disavow his endorsement from the KKK
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:11:40): He said he knows nothing about them and would have to look into their organization to make an informed decision
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:23:19): K-k-kool
Man Spider (13:38:21): Is that nigga serious
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:39:30): http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/02/28/468455028/trump-wont-condemn-kkk-says-he-knows-nothing-about-white-supremacists
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:42:38): #BuildThatWall
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:42:59): Someone should construct a wall around Trump tower
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:43:18): #BanAllTrumps
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:20:08): Autocorrect knows I am a pimp
Man Spider (20:39:29): Chris rocks monologue is great
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:39:49): Agreed
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:39:59): Only part of this I'm gonna watch
Monday, 29 February 2016
Man Spider (08:27:26): I watched more of it. Sarah silvermans part was cringeworthy
Man Spider (09:06:18): Who wants to study for the gre. I'm like 95% sure I'm going back for a master's degree in CS
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:09:38): Eventually I do
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:17:02): Already started
The Rent is too Damn High (09:43:41): I already took the GREs. Got into grad school. Then decided not to go. In my field it's not worth it to have a masters when having an Associates was common place until a few years ago
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:49:13): Was it easy Marc?
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:49:27): How long do I need to study for it when I decide to try
The Rent is too Damn High (09:50:00): I just took the general one with out studying. It was simple like the SATs. It wasn't bad. Got a decent score if I recall
Man Spider (09:55:17): It'd avaliable all year round right?
The Rent is too Damn High (09:56:21): The general one yes I'm amusing since there was multiple of them in the same month when I took it. But I can't say if you are taking a specialized one like a math
Man Spider (09:58:27): I didn't actually even know there was specialized GREs
The Rent is too Damn High (09:59:19): Yea Glenn had to take a specialized math one to get into his Nuclear Physics program at UNC
The Rent is too Damn High (10:00:52): We took ours the same day at Pitt together
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:04:20): Sounds GREat
The Rent is too Damn High (10:06:17): I highly advice against getting a Masters unless you know your field needs it. It's a lot of money and time to put in that often times isn't as valuable as work experience.
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:09:33): That's what I've heard too
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:09:36): I hear it's more for titles
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:09:56): so once I am more settled in a field I think I'm going to start studying and enroll in a program
The Rent is too Damn High (12:00:25): I don't want to live in a planet where Ace Venture only has a 45 in rotten tomatoes
The Rent is too Damn High (12:01:10): The water boy only has a 35
Man Spider (12:01:58): Wow
Man Spider (12:02:04): What's Billy Madison have
Man Spider (12:06:35): Billy Madison only has a 46
Man Spider (12:06:48): This is what is wrong with the world today
The Rent is too Damn High (12:08:02): This is why we need Trump. He would never let these American Classics get that low of a rating while these foreign features take all the tomatoes
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:08:18): What about Bill and Ted?
The Rent is too Damn High (12:08:35): 79
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:08:53): The Oscars need to introduce a cult classic category to award movies that age like a fine wine
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:09:13): And a comedy category
Man Spider (12:09:22): Trump said he wants to get rid of those bags of preshredded cheese
Man Spider (12:09:28): He wants to make american grate again
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:09:44): Lifting jokes Brian. Not cool.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:10:09): \U0001f44e
Man Spider (12:10:31): It's a culinary joke you plebian
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:10:38): Wait bill and Ted has shitty reviews?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:10:40): Not your own
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:11:37): Scored better than ace Ventura, Billy Madison and the water boy
Man Spider (12:12:24): Oh you mean stealing it
Man Spider (12:12:26): Yea I stole it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:13:10): You're no better than Trump
The Rent is too Damn High (12:13:38): Or Amy Schummer
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:15:21): How's it feel to be in league with Carlos Mencia
Man Spider (12:15:31): I'm still better than sarah silverman
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:15:47): Not aware she stole jokes
Man Spider (12:15:56): She should
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:15:57): Sarah Silverman is an important part of any comedy festival
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:16:11): She gives you a chance to respond to texts and emails and go to the bathroom
Man Spider (12:16:13): So people know when to pee
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:16:36): Let the hate flow through your
The Rent is too Damn High (12:16:36): Yea but being better then her that's like winning the special. I'd rather not be retarded -source needed
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:16:38): You*
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:16:39): You could have an interlude but she keeps the air filled with noise so there isn't a jarring silence
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:17:15): her biggest threat would be some kind of device that plays music over loudspeakers
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:17:18): but that technology is years away
Man Spider (12:17:30): Technology is cyclical
Man Spider (12:17:42): Tape cassettes are coming back in a big way
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:17:58): they actually are lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:18:01): it's becoming a thing for some reason
The Rent is too Damn High (12:18:15): I hate hipsters
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:19:09): i think its people who dont want to go digital but vinyl releases are too expensive
Man Spider (12:19:29): I know I saw them in new hope lol
Man Spider (12:19:39): They also just opened up a vinyl shop
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:19:51): well vinyl still has a place imo
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:20:25): cassettes are just kind of hipster shit tho
Man Spider (12:21:26): They also had a photo studio aimed at people and their pets
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:21:34): lol
The Rent is too Damn High (12:21:39): Listen. I can have over 100,000 songs at my finger tips using a device with more computing power then the Apollo 11 space craft.
Man Spider (12:22:18): But how can you get that vintage sound or that worry that what your listening to is about to break
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:22:44): on that classic sony walkman
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:26:46): Plus I can record over the radio with my cassette player, take that FCC
Man Spider (12:27:33): Now I can listen to my Jerky Boys whenever I want
Man Spider (20:05:15): Who wants to try kangaroo
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:06:02): I'm down
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:06:29): Some tender joey meet sounds good
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:06:30): Meat*
Man Spider (20:07:05): I also have wild boar and elk
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:07:48): I got some elk too
Man Spider (21:02:31): Look what I found
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:04:53): I found a hard copy not too long ago. We recorded a reading, right?
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:05:02): You like butter don't you bill?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:05:35): Also, wasn't there one with God?
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:06:54): Lol yea where he disproves God based on his own existence being greater than God
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:07:28): Right. Those were pretty good
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:07:44): Yea I had so much fun writing and recording this
Tuesday, 01 March 2016
Man Spider (20:23:40): https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/230d.mp4 apparently a director from brazzers went to 4chan for porn suggestions and then made the following. This is the edited version of just the memes
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:30:50): That was glorious
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:30:54): Seriously
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:31:30): Imagine what will become of the internet during President Trump. I cannot be denied this gloriousness.
Man Spider (20:31:38): "Here's croutanes from my old country." "Now tane I can get into"
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:32:15): Did the actors have any idea what was going on?
Man Spider (20:32:34): No idea
Wednesday, 02 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (12:07:54): Any presentation where i can put shirtless Asian men and a reference to Edward James Olmso is a great day
Man Spider (14:05:50): Is this presentation on Battlegay Asianastica?
The Rent is too Damn High (14:06:20): Nah it's about ad blocking
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:06:36): What about cock blocking
Man Spider (14:07:40): What about fat blocking fat burner pills
Thursday, 03 March 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:23:52): https://www.thrillist.com/news/new-york/manhattan-decriminalizes-public-drinking-low-level-offenses?ref=facebook-869
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:23:57): It is time
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:32:50): None
Man Spider (16:35:12): I picked the wrong week to stop drinking outdoors
The Rent is too Damn High (16:55:53): Josh quit day one
The Rent is too Damn High (17:09:31): where did we get the NGBM business cards
The Rent is too Damn High (17:09:36): i need to make another joke one
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:23:55): Vistaprint
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:24:07): You can also use Moo
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:24:17): Moo is better quality
Man Spider (17:26:15): Or take my old aspiring actuary cares and just write over them, get that trashy vibe going
Man Spider (19:16:38): http://www.theonion.com/article/report-stating-current-year-still-leading-argument-35288
The Rent is too Damn High (19:18:24): None
The Rent is too Damn High (19:30:59): I went out with my coworkers and it was 3.50 for a shit. I left 5 for a tip and the girls next to me said oh we don't tip.
The Rent is too Damn High (19:31:05): The fuck
The Rent is too Damn High (19:31:47): People are savages
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:33:51): Wait, you left a tip larger than the cost of the drink?
The Rent is too Damn High (19:34:54): The 5 was a to cover the shot
The Rent is too Damn High (19:34:54): No I left a dollar 50
Man Spider (19:36:53): I was like that once but I realized the errs of my ways
Man Spider (19:37:04): Normally I just do a dollar a drinks
The Rent is too Damn High (19:37:20): Yea and that's why you still owe me money
Man Spider (19:37:28): This is true
The Rent is too Damn High (19:37:31): Cheap bastardized
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:37:34): No it's not
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:37:42): You owe us money
The Rent is too Damn High (19:37:53): Yea but your a Jew
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:37:57): Brian has the records to prove this is so
The Rent is too Damn High (19:37:58): You think that
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:38:32): Who's the one hounding who for money?
The Rent is too Damn High (19:38:39): I have records jet fuel can't melt steel beams
The Rent is too Damn High (19:38:45): Doesn't make it true
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:22:24): Wait let's back up a second
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:22:36): I thought a dollar a drink was the standard lol
The Rent is too Damn High (21:23:02): 20%
Man Spider (21:24:38): Nah I just do a dollar. Honestly tipping is kind of bullshit other countries don't do it I just do it out of white guilt.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:25:08): $1 pretty drink only in NYC. 20% elsewhere
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:25:14): Per*
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:39:55): damn
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:39:57): my whole life is a lie
Man Spider (21:40:14): Nah I'm with you pete lol
Man Spider (21:40:24): Also 20% is more than what I do for food typically
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:40:44): i do 18 - 20 on food depending on the service
Man Spider (21:41:25): I normally just do 15
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:41:44): Having worked at a bar, selling way upwards of a hundred dollars in drinks, if I were tipped $1 pretty drink I'd be supremely pissed off. \n\nEspecially because most servers have to tip out bartenders an absurd amount, percentage wise
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:42:00): Per drink*
Man Spider (21:42:15): Bitch I'm broke tho
Man Spider (21:42:20): I live in a trashcan
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:44:24): damn
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:44:30): i didnt know $1 was a dick move
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:44:50): i mean i guess at like a club $1 a drink is fine then
Man Spider (21:44:54): Mr either
Man Spider (21:44:57): Me*
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:45:03): but if you are at good bar then youre paying more huh
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:45:08): see this is what my dad failed to teach me
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:45:17): this and where the g spot is
Man Spider (21:45:23): I feel like I was taught $1 a drink somewhere
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:45:28): Yeah. Fine in New York or a club where service is compromised and prices are sky high
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:30:42): heres some dank hilary memes for you guys https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/705598496934633474
Man Spider (23:33:04): That's rich coming from her
Friday, 04 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (11:51:41): Hey, I'm trying to plan a budget to get used to living on my own. What's everyone's monthly spend on everything so I can gauge normal amounts to budget for.
Man Spider (11:52:29): Depends, for what utility?
The Rent is too Damn High (11:52:43): Everything
The Rent is too Damn High (11:52:51): Even like going out and stuff
The Rent is too Damn High (11:53:00): And spurge money
Man Spider (11:53:01): Also if you get the app Mint made by the people who make turbo tax, it will go through your bank records and tell you you're average spending on every category
The Rent is too Damn High (11:53:27): Yea no I'm not letting someone have that info beside me and the bank
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:55:53): ive heard shit like 15 - 20 percent for rent but that seems silly to me in NJ
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:55:57): unless you live in like newark
The Rent is too Damn High (11:56:18): I heard its like 50% rent
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:56:31): nah that is too much
The Rent is too Damn High (11:56:56): I live large. I need a large house to fit my gainz
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:57:40): I think I do like 28%ish
The Rent is too Damn High (11:58:04): That doesn't really get you much
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:58:19): it helps to have a roommate
Man Spider (11:58:30): No way I've heard 35% rent is general max
The Rent is too Damn High (11:58:34): I got Christa
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:58:53): yea that will help a lot
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:59:03): but if you live in a place like hoboken you can trade off stuff
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:59:12): like you prob wont need a car
The Rent is too Damn High (11:59:22): I will not
The Rent is too Damn High (11:59:39): And my travel is just 80 on a monthly path pass
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:59:48): my brother says people in nyc pay like 50% rent, 25% clothes and 25% going out lol
Man Spider (12:00:25): Mint would do all this in a second it's by Intuit they do Turbo Tax Quickbooks etc. They're super trustworthy. I use it.
The Rent is too Damn High (12:00:25): I want 50% gym. 50% house
The Rent is too Damn High (12:00:38): 100% RESULTS
Man Spider (12:00:42): But rule of thumb I have seen is font go above 35% for rent
Man Spider (12:00:47): Don't*
Man Spider (12:00:52): Try not to
The Rent is too Damn High (12:00:58): Wel it's a mortgage though
Man Spider (12:01:47): Well put down as big a down payment as you can to get the monthly payment lower
The Rent is too Damn High (12:02:05): And what about other stuff. Life style stuff.
The Rent is too Damn High (12:02:11): Going out
The Rent is too Damn High (12:02:13): Food
The Rent is too Damn High (12:02:18): Steroids
The Rent is too Damn High (12:02:24): Bitches
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:02:28): hmm
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:02:49): what i do is use my credit card for any stupid non essential shit
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:03:00): and try not to go above a certain limit
The Rent is too Damn High (12:03:27): I'm trying the cash only route
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:03:32): although tbh i go out a lot more than i should financially so probably anywhere from 300 - 500
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:03:44): i did the cash thing when i first moved out but eventually caved in like the cuck i am
The Rent is too Damn High (12:03:58): Josh Brian. What are your budgets ?
The Rent is too Damn High (12:04:09): We all know Josh has impeccable books
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:04:49): ulimited
Man Spider (12:52:43): The last 3 months I spent 1100 on food so like 333 a month for food for me or about 80 a week. If I was living on my own I'd cook everything and nix dining minus special occasions
Man Spider (12:52:50): Foods a really easy place to save imo
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:53:25): Yea you can live pretty cheaply on food
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:53:51): Grocery wise I spend like $60 every 2 weeks lol
Man Spider (12:56:25): I spend 50 a month on gas for my car for my 3 month average. But if you're going to use the path to go into the city you can figure out your cost pretty easily
Man Spider (13:44:25): None
The Rent is too Damn High (13:54:52): You spend 80 dollars a week on food, what are you eating Gold?
Man Spider (14:05:40): That was including restaurants so on average.
Man Spider (14:05:52): If I was just doing groceries I'm sure it'd be less
The Rent is too Damn High (14:09:21): I can eat my weight in white meat chicken from costco fro 20 bucks
Man Spider (14:11:34): Yea costco is the way to go
Man Spider (14:11:52): I have a thing for gourmet ingredients and shit though so I know my food cost is higher than average
Man Spider (14:12:19): Cooking is a hobby of mine
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:14:11): I prefer eating
Man Spider (14:16:01): I prefer watching others eat
Man Spider (14:16:18): And then living vicariously through them
The Rent is too Damn High (14:21:21): You are a sub par cook at best. Your plateing is shit. Your presentation leave everything to be desired and your handle of spice rudimentary at best.
Man Spider (14:21:47): Anyone can cook, it takes talent to season
Man Spider (14:22:26): Last fancy thing I really made was filet mignon with a wild mushroom risotto
Man Spider (14:22:35): It was awesome
The Rent is too Damn High (14:22:44): You call that fancy.
The Rent is too Damn High (14:22:49): I call it Tuesday
Man Spider (14:23:10): All you want to eat is white chicken meat from costco
Man Spider (14:23:19): Despite dark meat being obviously better
Man Spider (14:25:00): Chicken thighs>chicken breasts all day
The Rent is too Damn High (14:25:30): WHITE IS RIGHT. TRUMP 2016
Man Spider (14:53:47): Trump for president, Trumps dick for vice president
The Rent is too Damn High (14:57:53): I think I might vote trump just to say I contributed to the end of the free world. If I vote for Bernie it's just the end of America.
Man Spider (14:58:38): Oh boy
Man Spider (14:58:44): The bait is strong
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:58:55): Bernie aint getting nominated anyway lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:01:39): Don't count him out. 30% of states have voted. Bernie is running ads in NJ which has its primary in the very last slate of primaries, in June. And Hillary is under an FBI criminal investigation.
Man Spider (15:02:00): Cali will go bernie fo sho
Man Spider (15:02:14): Those elitist liberal jews love him
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:02:57): Not necessarily. At least they're not openly supporting him. Some are.
Man Spider (15:03:30): \nEstimate now is hell get around 60% of cali though
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:03:41): O damn. Alright.
Man Spider (15:03:53): Either I vote bernie for the america I want to live in or Trump for the america I want to die in
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:03:54): I wouldn't count him out is all I'm saying
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:04:46): I hope Hillary goes down, and I don't mean on Bill
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:05:05): None
Man Spider (15:11:59): Honestly though it would require a miracle
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:15:22): You're delusional lol
Man Spider (15:16:05): Bill Clinton was the comeback kid for coming back from 85 delegates down and there were 3 other candidates. Sanders is 200ish down now. The fact that there is only 2 candidates could be bad or good.
Man Spider (15:16:15): But it's still kind of un-presidented
The Rent is too Damn High (16:01:15): we are 4 very different people with very different views on the world and politics. but we are united by the fact we all think a movie about biting dicks off through a hole would be awesome
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:02:44): What if Bernie Sanders bites the dickd
The Rent is too Damn High (16:02:57): bites donald trumps dick
The Rent is too Damn High (16:05:40): Bernie is biting the Dick of big business
The Rent is too Damn High (16:05:48): but is still a total faggot
The Rent is too Damn High (16:05:51): it works
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:05:55): i still really want to write a movie that will top gory hole
The Rent is too Damn High (16:06:15): the Maury Hole
The Rent is too Damn High (16:06:24): you are not the dick bitter
Man Spider (16:08:08): Oh man I have an idea for the Maury hole
Man Spider (16:08:29): So it's a hole in a bathroom wall, but when people look through it they just see clips of the Maury Povitch show
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:10:28): bro you gotta look through this hole
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:10:32): its a good episode!
Man Spider (16:10:50): You gotta find out if he's the father or not!
The Rent is too Damn High (16:11:01): but then, a dick cums in your eye
The Rent is too Damn High (16:11:08): its the price you pay
Man Spider (16:12:35): If you want closure on this ep you gotta pay with your mouth
The Rent is too Damn High (16:13:29): Gay for Maury
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:13:58): if you guys still want to make a troma movie we should get on that before loyd kaufman is dead lol
The Rent is too Damn High (16:15:21): WEEKEND AT LOYD's
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:14:47): Anything going on later?
The Rent is too Damn High (19:56:06): I'm coming in from the city
The Rent is too Damn High (19:56:15): I have a party to go to tomorrow
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:15:35): Not around today
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:19:04): We should all do some shizz soon tho. Maybe trivia next week?
The Rent is too Damn High (20:19:51): Depends on when I get out of work but I'll try
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:19:56): Can't do trivia next week
The Rent is too Damn High (20:20:30): Fine. I'll just join Katie's team then if your gunna leave us
Man Spider (20:28:15): Well figure something out
Man Spider (20:28:50): Also found out there's a shooting range literally 2 miles from my family's PA house. Maybe in the spring we fo a trip up, go hiking, shooting, etc
The Rent is too Damn High (20:29:31): I'm cool with murdering you guys and calling it a hunting accident. I mean hiking
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:30:20): What's the range called?
The Rent is too Damn High (20:30:41): Uncle bucks guns and shits
Man Spider (20:40:38): Forget exactly I saw it on my way home the other day
Man Spider (20:40:51): It's in PA on the road before the community complex though
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:56:58): I just want to shoot big ass guns
Saturday, 05 March 2016
Man Spider (15:21:29): I got into like an hour long debate with my mom/haley over god/catholicism. It ended with my mom telling me I'm not allowed to hang out with josh anymore.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:28:58): How'd I get roped into this? If anything, blame Gary.
Man Spider (15:29:34): I don't know lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:29:36): Josh is a Jewish influence on you
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:31:00): What was at the heart of the argument?
The Rent is too Damn High (15:32:19): Let's be honest here. We are all terrible human beings in our own ways
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:34:34): Yup
Man Spider (15:35:18): Mine was about how it's hard to reconcile god being benevolent and the rageful nature of old testemant god
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:35:29): Lol who brought that up
Man Spider (15:36:41): My mom wants me to write 3 questions so she can give them to the priest at St Helenas so he can respond
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:37:27): Oh yea because St Helena's priests are the reigning authority on theology
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:37:48): They can't even run bingo night properly
Man Spider (15:38:02): I want to ask father Anthony how he can be a gay priest
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:38:06): Who did Cane and able fuck?
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:38:53): if father anthony is not a closeted gay man then all that i have ever learned in this world is a lie
Man Spider (15:39:49): Oh man one thing was that even bad things have a good intention, so I asked about Lots wife, the woman who looked back at Sodom and Gomorrah and got turned to salt. So my mom starts reading the Bible passage and it ends with Lots daughters getting Lot drunk and fucking him without him remebering so they could keep the family line strong.
The Rent is too Damn High (15:41:06): The Old Testament has some hardcore shit in it.
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:41:12): yea but catholicism kind of retcons the old testament
The Rent is too Damn High (15:41:41): Jesus pretty much when. Yea fuck that noise. Just be nice
Man Spider (15:42:54): Yea old testemant god was metal as fuck
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:43:01): Why do I have nipples?
The Rent is too Damn High (15:43:11): As they only person of the four of us to believe in God. Even I don't believe 99% of what's in the bible
The Rent is too Damn High (15:44:02): It's more like a really weird revaluation of things with a loose moral code.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:44:37): But God wrote the Bible. How could he have possible fucked up?
The Rent is too Damn High (15:44:51): God didn't write the bible
Man Spider (15:44:56): No, people who had divine inspiration wrote it
The Rent is too Damn High (15:45:04): Man did
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:45:04): With such loosely written verbiage so as to be so highly misinterpreted
The Rent is too Damn High (15:45:20): The Quran was written by Allah
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:45:24): But he trusted men to write it
Man Spider (15:45:27): It's reads like it was written by a 3rd grader sometimes
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:45:31): And they fucked up
Man Spider (15:45:33): So I doubt it was god
The Rent is too Damn High (15:45:53): I don't know if God trusted human or just didn't have an other options
The Rent is too Damn High (15:46:00): What were cats gunna do it ?
Man Spider (15:46:12): I award marc 1 argument point
The Rent is too Damn High (15:46:28): Thank you. I will treasure it always
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:46:30): Other options?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:46:47): How could God not have other options
Man Spider (15:47:00): What were his other options to write it besides man
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:47:16): Poof it into existence
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:47:20): He's God
Man Spider (15:50:34): Hmm
Man Spider (15:50:40): I take back Marcs argument point
Man Spider (15:50:59): Josh 0 marc 0
Man Spider (15:51:20): The atheist jew versus America's Christian sweetheart
Man Spider (15:51:23): Who will win
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:54:03): Let's just be honest, people en masse believe that there's a God because they want heaven to be real. It's a pleasant idea compared against the truth that when we die, that's it. \n\nIn the face of absolutely no evidence, people have faith that God exists because reality kinda sucks
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:54:52): Irregardless of all this Bible nonsense
The Rent is too Damn High (15:55:49): Let's be honest here. Everyone is entitled to there own interpretation of this crazy messed up world. Some believe in religion some do not. It's how we cope with our short time on this earth
The Rent is too Damn High (15:56:11): Whether God is real or not. I am entitled to my view
Man Spider (16:22:20): You guys are both wrong hail satan
Sunday, 06 March 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:33:57): None
The Rent is too Damn High (16:34:50): Ehh 6/10 wouldn't tell again
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:03:36): Would have been better if you said retards instead of mentally challenged
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:03:47): Never go half offensive
Monday, 07 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (05:30:38): I have started pooping to the soundtracks of classic musicals. I recommend pooping to the phantom of the opera.
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:26:11): I prefer grunting to the oldies
Tuesday, 08 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (12:53:05): It's international women's day. So you know. Don't make hem feel special
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:30:25): Make sure to take your daily dose of red pills fellas
The Rent is too Damn High (13:35:34): I'll get my fedora
Man Spider (13:37:29): You beta bux cucks will get embarrassed by Chad thundercock anyway when he bangs your Stacy. Always remember, alpha fux, beta bux.
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:40:54): Fuck that, I'm going... My own way
The Rent is too Damn High (13:43:32): Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right.
The Rent is too Damn High (13:45:29): The world needs more Bill Clinton lifting tank tops.
Man Spider (14:55:14): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:57:25): I'm most disgusted by all of the shit in your notification bar.
Man Spider (14:58:36): I like to let my voice mail fill up. If it's important they'll call again
The Rent is too Damn High (14:59:40): I'm the opposite. If it's important they will leave a voicemail
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:25:04): You really gotta clear those notifications
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:25:15): And Rene needs an intervention
Man Spider (15:26:12): Lol my phone has a notification just telling me what keyboard I'm using. It will never be completely empty.
The Rent is too Damn High (15:26:43): Well you make it completely empty damn it
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:27:35): dont give me that shit
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:27:44): you got like two different google things, voicemail, bluetooth
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:27:51): you're just as guilty as rene is guilty
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:29:05): you really polanced it
The Rent is too Damn High (15:29:41): There is another o Pete
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:29:59): he gets that o when he earns it
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:34:04): https://twitter.com/RPolancoComedy/status/705913081055080448
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:34:16): you know nothing about jedi
The Rent is too Damn High (15:40:13): Jedis dont even blend
The Rent is too Damn High (15:40:22): what star wars is he watching
Man Spider (15:41:31): I feel like this was just cutoff
Man Spider (15:41:39): What's after that ...
The Rent is too Damn High (15:42:56): no there is a period
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:43:09): Click the card Brian. You big dumb jackass.
The Rent is too Damn High (15:43:27): Josh is getting salty
Man Spider (15:43:33): Oh woops
The Rent is too Damn High (15:43:40): like some type of salt
Man Spider (15:43:41): Last time I help you with you're gre math josh
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:44:23): \ufffd
The Rent is too Damn High (15:44:34): hey hey, stop being mean, niether of you deserve a masters degree
Man Spider (15:45:03): I'm going the autodidact route
Man Spider (15:45:12): Edx and coursera all the way
Man Spider (15:51:40): You know if a bachelor's degree is what a high school degree was 40 years ago, then in a way all we are is high school graduates
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:52:48): Man were high school parties fun.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:52:59): Not like in the 70s
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:53:56): I was at this high school party once. There was a stripper. She brought a power drill topped with a dildo.
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:54:44): Turns out it was actually just a really gay repairman
The Rent is too Damn High (16:51:51): Tim the Tool Man GAYlor
Wednesday, 09 March 2016
Man Spider (18:05:33): Josh, marc, where do you get your hair cut in edison
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:07:32): Right next to sunny side deli.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:07:38): Cindy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:07:48): All tattooed up
The Rent is too Damn High (18:08:47): I go to Park Ave right by Rita's. Ask for Phi
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:09:15): He Vietnamese?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:09:21): And jacked?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:09:26): With tattoos?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:09:40): Yea. His family owned the restaurant you went to
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:10:12): Thought so. Good guy. Didn't know he cuts hair.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:10:28): Last time I saw him he tried to sell me shrooms.
The Rent is too Damn High (18:11:41): So Brian pick him
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:12:24): Shrooms and a haircut eh
The Rent is too Damn High (18:12:39): He's real good too
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:12:49): Haircut on shrooms, meh
The Rent is too Damn High (18:13:04): Shrooms on Hiarcuts
Man Spider (18:13:11): Dave Chapelle has a good bit on getting a haircut on shrooms
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:13:22): For real?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:13:34): Yea
Man Spider (18:15:38): Yea it's great
Man Spider (18:34:31): None
Man Spider (18:37:32): https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DDxJV7Oq99RY&ved=0ahUKEwjgjt-j4rTLAhWGpR4KHYOoBFkQyCkIHTAA&usg=AFQjCNEee5W7TzXbBDyuDZi-YW9PfhKsGA&sig2=GHZWzY6DKkeuQZ6hdpOPDQ
The Rent is too Damn High (19:06:40): I don't get it
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:07:11): Wut
The Rent is too Damn High (19:07:24): The fallout one
Man Spider (19:08:25): I just think it's funny lol
The Rent is too Damn High (20:00:11): Your an idiot
Man Spider (20:01:03): You're* \ufffd
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:04:38): Sorry marc he got you there
The Rent is too Damn High (20:05:13): Time to commit Jewicide
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:43:26): http://www.clickhole.com/article/when-boy-colostomy-bag-said-he-was-sad-there-were--4054?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
The Rent is too Damn High (21:09:00): Saw this on reddit
Man Spider (21:13:28): I think I'd just kill myself instead of going downstairs
The Rent is too Damn High (21:14:02): I'd start a new life
The Rent is too Damn High (21:14:14): Dig my way out of the house
The Rent is too Damn High (21:18:27): I'm going to buy all of you waifus.
The Rent is too Damn High (21:19:13): I feel like it worse if you have to say "why is there a naked anime chick on a pillow"\n"It was a gift"
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:19:38): I already have a waifu and I don't want to dishonor her
The Rent is too Damn High (21:19:54): You dishonor your family Pete.
The Rent is too Damn High (21:20:06): You are pretty much a Bethsda game at this point
The Rent is too Damn High (21:20:42): If you don't get the joke. Dishonored is a Bethsida game
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:29:07): You really ran that joke into Oblivion
The Rent is too Damn High (21:30:17): I'll have to deal with the Fallout
Thursday, 10 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (09:02:29): The clan names are the best part
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:04:38): I regret not joining a racist team
The Rent is too Damn High (09:04:56): Let me see is I can Chang the name
Man Spider (09:09:52): Brainstorm time
The Rent is too Damn High (09:10:01): I can't change the name
Man Spider (09:10:09): Dame
The Rent is too Damn High (09:10:10): But I can change the description
Man Spider (09:16:10): "If you can't quote rush hour 2, I don't want to know you"
The Rent is too Damn High (18:30:28): Everyday Marc hates what Donald trump says and doesn't like his Policys. Train Marc with all the people at metro park. He is ready to build a wall to stop all brown people
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:54:03): If an ocean eont stop these Indian people why would a wall lol
The Rent is too Damn High (18:59:04): He will\nFind away
Friday, 11 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (07:50:42): I saw Rene on the train
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:24:04): Did you get his autograph
The Rent is too Damn High (12:28:14): Nah. I had him sign my dick
Man Spider (13:38:32): You should have told him how small of a fan you are
Man Spider (16:18:04): You should carpool with Rene to NY when transit inevitably strikes, give him some pointers
The Rent is too Damn High (16:45:42): Or you know do the humane thing and get him to quit
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:47:04): We are going to have to put you down Rene
The Rent is too Damn High (16:49:16): It's not you. It's your terrible jokes
The Rent is too Damn High (16:49:20): So it is you
Man Spider (16:50:56): Cmon, let's go behind the stress factory I gotta show you something. Stair at those rutgers buses Rene, beautiful aren't they? \ufffd
The Rent is too Damn High (16:52:08): Also Rene would couldn't get a gun so we will have to kill you with this wiggle ball bat
Saturday, 12 March 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:50:02): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmcnJyOyu34
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:34:31): Williamsburg is amazing
The Rent is too Damn High (19:35:44): Virginia ?
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:45:06): Nah Brooklyn. There are a million stores here and nothing there is practical, every girl has neon hair, nobody is under 30
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:45:17): It doesn't seem like a real place
The Rent is too Damn High (19:59:44): Hipsters aren't real people
Man Spider (20:08:07): That sounds like new hope too
Man Spider (20:09:49): There was a pet photo studio and a store dedicated to just hot sauces that's been on business 20+ years
The Rent is too Damn High (20:11:35): I hate this America
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:27:38): There's a store that just sells vhs tapes and defunct trading cards. Idk how it generates income
Man Spider (20:32:15): I love that America
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:38:11): Lots of parents paying their kids rent here. I bet
The Rent is too Damn High (20:38:35): And have liberal arts degrees
Tuesday, 15 March 2016
Man Spider (19:59:20): My mom has entered the virtual world
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:03:27): I long for the day when I can sit on my couch and make Being John Malkovich a reality
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:05:09): Can you put porn on that thing is the real question
Man Spider (20:05:32): Just have to steal it and find out
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:07:02): Have you guys seriously never heard of VR porn?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:07:16): I'm not even kidding
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:07:21): It's totally a thing
Man Spider (20:07:53): No I know I'm just not gonna use my mom's vr to jerk off
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:08:27): I just figured it was Steve's
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:08:57): I assume Steve will steal it in a matter of days
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:11:01): Little Marco don't have a job no more
The Rent is too Damn High (20:22:19): Who Marco
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:22:59): Lil'
The Rent is too Damn High (20:23:14): Ohhhh
Man Spider (20:58:39): Lil tiny young marco rubio
Man Spider (20:58:52): Not so big and tough and old now are ya
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:14:06): http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/03/15/470554245/a-b-side-with-your-bacon-waffle-house-has-its-own-music-label?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20160315
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:14:30): I think the Next Gen Biz Men need to become a boy band
Man Spider (22:25:53): We should be the Moe Szyslak experience featuring Homer
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:40:26): Flaming Homers
Wednesday, 16 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (13:47:30): I only have flaming Homos
Thursday, 17 March 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:11:37): Can't wait to celebrate my Irish heritage
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:14:16): I'm actually eligible for Irish citizenship, so this Jew is the most Irish out of the group
The Rent is too Damn High (16:15:15): I think I am eligible for English citizen ship
Man Spider (16:20:06): Steve says we're eligible for German citizenship so I'm probably not eligible for German citizenship
The Rent is too Damn High (20:38:00): I got free train beer
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:38:27): Did you steal it from a passed out man
The Rent is too Damn High (20:38:55): No he gave it to me
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:39:56): That's a true bto
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:39:58): Bro
The Rent is too Damn High (20:40:51): Swag swag
Man Spider (20:47:26): I thought there was no alcohol on nj mass transit today lol
Man Spider (20:47:36): You broke the law and I'm going to report it
The Rent is too Damn High (20:50:42): I do what I want. It's the bro code
The Rent is too Damn High (20:51:04): Once you go frat. You can break all the rules
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:51:46): Also no alcohol on NJ transit is like saying no jerking off in the work bathroom. Bs rule that nobody follows
Man Spider (20:55:18): Yea today was specifically supposed to be none though. YEAH RIGHT
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:55:54): YEAH right 420
The Rent is too Damn High (20:56:16): Blaze it
The Rent is too Damn High (21:32:13): I might win best and worst co worker. It my coworker birthday. I convince him to put in in her butt
Man Spider (21:33:34): Is she also a coworker?
The Rent is too Damn High (21:33:42): No
The Rent is too Damn High (21:33:48): That's the best part
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:42:21): Get him to pee on her next
Man Spider (21:43:42): So how are you the worst coworker then thougg
Man Spider (21:43:48): Though
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:44:16): Because then she gets to return the favor
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:44:22): Ya pegged him
Man Spider (21:44:29): Oh pegging huh
Man Spider (21:44:45): Ya just got pegged
The Rent is too Damn High (22:18:28): Gas pump
The Rent is too Damn High (22:18:34): You piss in her ass
The Rent is too Damn High (22:30:32): You have to be hard enough to stick it in her ass but soft enough to pee. It's an art
Man Spider (22:31:46): Ok then
Man Spider (22:32:11): On another note everyone buy PSEC stock on the real
The Rent is too Damn High (22:32:24): In the words of Colonel Sander
The Rent is too Damn High (22:32:36): I'm to drunk to taste this chicken
Man Spider (22:32:45): I just convinced my dad to and if I could convince him that should convince you
The Rent is too Damn High (22:33:21): Listen. I'm not for dad. I would be deeply ashamed of I was
The Rent is too Damn High (22:33:37): Because I invented time travel
The Rent is too Damn High (22:33:50): And didn't do anything with it but Sire you
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:34:20): What's PSEC
Man Spider (22:35:29): Great question Petra
Man Spider (22:36:24): It's a stock on the rise with an amazing dividend, high inside buying (aka part of smart money) and high outsider buying. Very bullish.
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:36:48): Bullish? More like BULLSHIT
Man Spider (22:36:52): Smart money is when you see what the people who watch stocks all day are doing
Man Spider (22:37:03): Lol ok don't get a return NERD
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:37:20): my money is all tied up in the beanie baby market at the moment
The Rent is too Damn High (22:42:29): That's gunna pay off any day now Pete
Friday, 18 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (12:02:08): Never forget Pete is more famous then all of us
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:07:23): Brian looks so cute in that picture
Man Spider (12:10:17): He really captured my lack of neck and shoulders
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:12:26): should get this framed
The Rent is too Damn High (13:54:38): i typed in mouse pad in amazon
The Rent is too Damn High (13:54:50): and am disgusted by the internet
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:04:21): I'm so proud of this picture
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:18:12): Seriously get it framed
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:42:22): It is my greatest accomplishment and will live on past my death
Man Spider (18:48:37): Man that's what I need
Man Spider (18:48:39): A legacy
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:56:24): Just had a quality Xbox live moment
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:56:34): Two guys were on my team and they were chatting
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:56:41): One guy says he's from Chicago
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:56:57): Other guy says oh I know someone from there, do you know Christian?
Saturday, 19 March 2016
Man Spider (09:23:41): Last night I'm at the hospital with haley, her brother, her sister and gokusnake visiting haleys dad. Nurse finally walks in
Man Spider (09:23:52): Nurse "does anyone have any questions?"
Man Spider (09:24:26): Gokusnake "yea what's the square root of 478,294? What she said any questions! That's not my fault"
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:44:51): Is he aware that he is the worst human being of all time?
The Rent is too Damn High (09:46:59): That's the answer
Man Spider (10:00:32): No he thinks he's just more real than anyone else
The Rent is too Damn High (12:10:10): He thinks he is nonconformist like every nonconformist
Man Spider (12:45:38): Ya hit the nail on the head
Sunday, 20 March 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:57:04): You guys watching daredevil season 2?
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:06:40): I haven't finished season 1 yet
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:08:16): It's good. Shane as the punisher is pretty damn entertaining. Violent as all hell, especially for marvel. Fucking ruthless
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:19:26): I'm going to try and power through season 1 ASAP. I really love the punisher
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:52:04): Season 1 was origin which I think makes season 2 more enjoyable. More action packed than the previous season
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:52:52): I definitely like season 1, it just gets bogged down with origin story stuff which I feel is played out in 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:56:34): Yeah but it's tied into the marvel movies to an extent so that necessitates the origin story. They all get one
The Rent is too Damn High (21:00:41): What I will never understand is why Peter Parker is always in highschool. He graduated college, and has a wife and a daughter in a majority of his timeline
The Rent is too Damn High (21:01:18): Well the amazing spider man. I never read ultimate spider man or Spider-Man 2995
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:08:01): I can't stand that they're doing another spiderman reboot
The Rent is too Damn High (21:13:08): Just gunna leave that here
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:17:03): Teach me your ways
The Rent is too Damn High (21:25:46): Brian please give to GokuSnake and say it's from JOHN CENA
Monday, 21 March 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:48:19): http://www.theguardian.com/money/commentisfree/2016/mar/21/fear-cashless-world-contactless
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:48:27): I warned you
The Rent is too Damn High (12:49:29): I'll get the Tinfoil for the hats
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:49:33): I warned you. I warned you all.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:50:02): I warned you
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:45:09): Venmo-money, venmo-problems
Man Spider (14:47:47): Completely disagree with the article. A company using cash is an auditor dream because unless the person keeps perfect records, they can't prove it and are liable to it. I barely use cash as is, any business should use a card or electronic transfer for the sake of record keeping. Cash is only used for drugs and strippers now
Man Spider (14:59:28): I get the poor angle and the negative interest rate angle but if all your doing is putting your money into a safe like Japan you're still losing money every year due to inflation so that's not much better
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:00:07): All I was saying is that Venmo is killing homeless people
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:04:11): not to sound like Gwyneth Paltrow or something but why do poor people always cash their paychecks? like why not put their money into a bank
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:04:55): I don't get why poor people cant participate, regardless of their income. you could get a 0 interest checking acct easy
Man Spider (15:05:45): Well food deserts are a thing in poor communities where you won't have any type of grocery store nearby just small Bodega type stores that only sell food for cash at an inflated rate
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:06:18): tbh i see this in union sometimes though
Man Spider (15:06:20): A lot of these places also charge extra to use credit cards. That is illegal but largely unchecked
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:06:30): like i'll be at stop and shop and there is a woman probably from irvington
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:06:37): and she's paying for groceries with hundred dollar bills
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:06:50): i see this a lot actually
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:07:04): Also, lots of checking accounts require minimum balances, like $100. You get hit with charges if the minimum is not maintained
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:07:15): oh true, didnt think of the minimum balance
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:07:27): i have a $500 minimum in my account i think
Man Spider (15:07:28): Well my example obviously doesn't cover everyone. But Google food deserts they're very real. That too. Also I think some poor people have a mistrust of thr system and that includes banks
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:07:48): yea ive heard of them in inner cities
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:07:57): but irvington isnt a food desert for example
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:08:03): but every corner theres a check cashing place
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:08:12): next to like a payday loan place
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:08:15): and bail bonds lol
The Rent is too Damn High (15:08:47): Poor people are the worst type of people
The Rent is too Damn High (15:08:55): Almost as bad a children
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:10:26): what about poor children?
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:10:31): cant even afford fucking hot wheels cars
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:10:50): no wonder i called them all gay nerds in middle school
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:13:48): The South Bronx has only one bank per 20,000 residents. In Manhattan, one bank serves every 3,000 residents. More than half of the residents of Bronx Community Board 1, which includes Mott Haven, have no bank account. Almost three-quarters of Bronx residents have no discretionary income, which often provides the impetus for establishing savings and other commercial bank accounts.
Man Spider (15:13:50): Yea there's lots of check cashing places that often charge a fee. Look how many real banks are in the area.
Man Spider (15:14:29): Yea real banks are far and few between in poorer areas compared to mid/upper income areas.
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:15:03): i still dont get what the benefit is though
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:15:12): like theres no demand for a bank
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:16:56): https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/3cr58n/eli5_why_do_some_people_cash_their_paychecks/
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:17:00): theres my answer
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:17:31): Previously, with a large middle class, it was imperative to save for retirement, but that ship has sailed since wages have stagnated, not matching inflation
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:20:40): Also, I went to deposit a check at the TD on stelton in Piscataway. There was a line like 12 Mexicans deep all waiting to cash their checks. I would assume they were undocumented.
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:21:15): wouldn't surpries me
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:21:42): next question, what's the deal with people who wear their watches backwards? like with the watch face on the inside of the wrist
The Rent is too Damn High (15:22:14): It was in use for the military so you could shoot and see the time
The Rent is too Damn High (15:22:20): And people liked it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:22:29): Or on their right arm with the dial facing the wrist
The Rent is too Damn High (15:22:29): I just made that up
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:22:46): "gotta kill this guy but my show is on in 5 minutes!"
Man Spider (15:23:53): Oh this reminds me
Man Spider (15:25:02): First night I went to the hospital with haley, gokusnake was there. First words out of his mouth "woah he's wearing a watch!" Cori-"he always wears a watch" gokusnake "yea I just haven't seen anyone wear a watch in a long time"
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:25:29): lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:25:41): its adorable watching him interact with the world
Man Spider (15:26:38): Also another morning were at haleys dad's house getting ready to go to the hospital
Man Spider (15:27:06): Cori was eating a bacon egg and cheese "this is disappointing"
Man Spider (15:27:40): Gokusnake "I could have told you that the instant we walked in I looked in the back and saw a bunch of Mexicans handling the bacon"
Man Spider (15:28:24): Then he complains of being hungry so haley chimed in - "there's this other deli down the street that's run by white people"\nGokusnake "nah I don't care"
Man Spider (15:28:33): Then he was bragging about his knowledge of local delis
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:28:33): lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:28:47): I wonder his thoughts on Canadian bacon
Man Spider (15:28:49): He's an enigma
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:28:57): hes going to be a great dad
Man Spider (15:29:01): Lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:29:14): First child named Gohan
Man Spider (15:29:15): Evan asked if he was naming his done VegetaCobra
Man Spider (15:29:19): Son*
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:30:04): im sure he said yes
Tuesday, 22 March 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (04:31:21): Terrorist attacks in Belgium. Airport and metro stations.
The Rent is too Damn High (05:18:09): President Trump isn't going to take this lightly
Man Spider (07:15:26): Damn and my computer mentor who's traveling in Europe near Bruges didn't show up to our meeting today. Wonder if he was at or near the airport. This shit is crazy.
The Rent is too Damn High (07:16:15): Can you like email home or something to see if he is okay
Man Spider (07:17:38): Yea going to. Might be a while before his response since he apparently can't get on his laptop now to meet with me.
Man Spider (07:18:42): I've heard in psych classes/psych articles some of the motivation for men specifically to become terrorist is sexual frustration and lack of sexual contact. I think we literally need an army of hookers.
The Rent is too Damn High (07:20:00): Where did you take your Pysch class tumblr ?
Man Spider (07:21:35): Of course not
Man Spider (07:21:39): Psychologytoday.com
Man Spider (07:22:00): The most trusted name in pseudo psych news
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:15:48): you'd think a sexually frustrated dude would become a rapist or something not a terrorist
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:16:02): or at the very least become an erotic online roleplayer
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:16:08): which is similar to a terrorist
The Rent is too Damn High (08:46:28): I joined ISIS to crush Puss
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:17:19): http://www.clickhole.com/article/luckiest-man-ever-guy-goes-computer-all-day-job-3000?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:08:41): moment of silence please http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/03/22/rob-ford-former-toronto-mayor-dead-after-battle-with-cancer.html
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:10:54): The Trump of Canada
Man Spider (12:11:36): I'm actually kind of sad
Man Spider (12:11:40): I liked his antics
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:49:17): are you guys doing anything on friday?
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:50:06): also, jessie is moving around may 1st and she wanted me to ask you guys if you could potentially help her out (in case her family isnt around), she'd supply food and beer and she says its a great way to stay in shape without ever stepping foot in a gym
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:50:36): I should be free for both
The Rent is too Damn High (12:51:36): I'm free both. But not the weekend of the 7th. I have a wedding to go to
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:52:08): I too must attend a wedding may 20th. 520 bro!
The Rent is too Damn High (12:52:10): Brian and Josh don't have to come. And neither do you Pete. Nor Jessie to move
The Rent is too Damn High (12:52:21): Don't runt a truck
The Rent is too Damn High (12:52:25): I'll carry it all
Man Spider (12:53:20): I'll be around the 1st, not the 7th due to loris birthday. And for this don't think I'm doing anything
Man Spider (12:53:31): Depending how much it is I do have the work truck
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:53:47): its not much at all
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:53:50): biggest thing is her bed
Man Spider (12:56:59): Well if it could fit into the 350 you could save yourself renting a truck. I've used it to move haley before it has a decent amount of space in the back
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:57:26): honestly that might do the trick then
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:58:33): i helped her move from south orange to west caldwell a little while ago and it wasnt bad at all, except for the couch that she isnt taking with her now
The Rent is too Damn High (13:05:19): You faggots wanna meet me in the city Friday?
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:06:25): whats going on there on friday
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:06:39): i have a subway card with like $5 on it still
The Rent is too Damn High (13:06:54): Nothing it's just the city and fun
The Rent is too Damn High (13:07:04): Plus I'm already in it
Man Spider (13:09:58): Only reason I would say I might not be able to is haleys dad should be getting out of the hospital Friday. But if he's released earlier or later should be cool. I'll know closer to friday
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:10:31): aight no probs
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:10:35): and i'd go to nyc
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:11:00): or whatever, i dont care. it's just that it's good friday and i don't want to be alone when my lord is dead :(
Man Spider (13:11:03): I would go to but obviously haleys dad > nyc
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:12:29): yessir
Man Spider (13:13:16): Fuck good Friday I'm eating steak
The Rent is too Damn High (19:08:35): I can't wait for Brian to be related to GokuSnake
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:09:40): TrunksSon on the way
The Rent is too Damn High (19:09:57): Wait really
The Rent is too Damn High (19:10:02): I thought you were messing around
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:11:05): Now I'm confused
The Rent is too Damn High (19:11:19): Is GokuSnake procreating
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:11:42): I was saying that Brian is
The Rent is too Damn High (19:11:56): Ohhhh
The Rent is too Damn High (19:12:17): Nah Brian's PickloSalamder
Man Spider (19:32:36): Yes gokusnake really has a son on the way
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:32:53): Juicy
The Rent is too Damn High (19:33:38): I feel so bad for that kid
The Rent is too Damn High (19:34:09): When do you think he will go to the first gathering of the jugglos?
The Rent is too Damn High (19:34:38): You think he will rebel as a teenager by wearing polls and kakhid. And applying to colleges
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:56:37): Son what are you doing learning fifth grade math? You should be playing clash of clans
The Rent is too Damn High (20:24:54): I hate when the Dandy Lions come\nOut in spring
The Rent is too Damn High (20:25:00): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:53:39): \ufffd
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:53:42): \ufffd
Wednesday, 23 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (18:27:48): I'm looking at an apartment that's address is 420
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:32:51): None
Man Spider (18:38:02): Ask the realtor how green the apartment complex is then give her a wink
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:38:42): Are you actually buying an apartment?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:40:10): Yea
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:40:50): Congrats, in hoboken?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:40:58): Yeah
The Rent is too Damn High (18:41:07): We might look at it this weekend
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:41:10): Awww yea
The Rent is too Damn High (18:41:13): It's in our budget
Man Spider (18:41:15): Nice
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:41:24): What street?
Man Spider (18:41:31): Diversifying your portfolio smart
The Rent is too Damn High (18:41:38): Monroe
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:41:57): Bitch. I lived at 403
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:42:05): Monroe
The Rent is too Damn High (18:42:08): OHHHHH SHIT
The Rent is too Damn High (18:42:22): Picking up where you left off
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:42:24): Hoboken Bros for life
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:42:39): It's in the shitty part
The Rent is too Damn High (18:42:49): Is it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:43:18): Yup. It's not shitty itself, but it's right next to all the bodegas and stuff
The Rent is too Damn High (18:43:34): Ohhh
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:43:40): Which you don't have on Washington and the bars and what not
The Rent is too Damn High (18:43:44): I'll clean up the streets
The Rent is too Damn High (18:43:58): With my 9
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:44:20): There's some real nice places but they're not necessarily prime realty
The Rent is too Damn High (18:44:49): If the inside is cool that's what matters to me
Man Spider (18:44:50): Give hoboken a cleanse. Not the city. The population.
The Rent is too Damn High (18:45:08): I'm gunna be puking in the streets so it can't be too nice
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:45:38): You buying an entire building or just an apartment inside of an adjustment building?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:46:04): Right meow appt
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:46:05): Apartment building*
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:46:10): Gotcha
The Rent is too Damn High (18:46:36): If a building came up. And my dad wanted to retire we would go building
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:46:37): There's some real nice looking apartment buildings next to the shoprite
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:47:33): Also on willow. My friend has one of the ground level ones across from the school. Real nice inside. But small
The Rent is too Damn High (18:48:17): Just how I like my women
The Rent is too Damn High (18:48:20): I mean men
The Rent is too Damn High (18:48:24): I mean women
The Rent is too Damn High (18:48:37): I mean tranies.
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:51:15): I've got the perfect housewarming gift for you
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:51:23): Also you're getting a two bedroom right
The Rent is too Damn High (18:51:36): Yea
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:53:57): Bunk beds in one room. Shrine in the second
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:01:06): I like where this is going
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:02:00): Start collecting your co-workers' hair, Marc.
The Rent is too Damn High (19:03:17): I'll try
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:04:13): Try? Wimp
The Rent is too Damn High (19:32:17): I got free awesome ramen and saw the Portlamdua finale early today at work
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:00:56): thats nothing, i get to eat ramen for dinner every night out of a coffee mug
The Rent is too Damn High (20:32:47): The IFC guy reminded me of Pagan Min
Thursday, 24 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (07:42:32): Saw a car accident while waiting for the train.
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:44:05): did he think he could just drive on the train tracks
The Rent is too Damn High (07:45:06): No an Indian dude hit a white guy who was stopped at the light
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:45:42): did the indian guy take off lol
The Rent is too Damn High (07:45:49): By the off ramp of the GSP
The Rent is too Damn High (07:45:51): He tried
The Rent is too Damn High (07:46:00): But the white guy blocked traffic
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:46:01): lol i figured
The Rent is too Damn High (07:47:58): I don't know how India works. But honestly if it's like what some of them act like. I can see why Britian was like yea you can just be your own thing now
The Rent is too Damn High (07:48:13): Beside the whole civil unrest
The Rent is too Damn High (07:53:21): Maybe I just hate train people
The Rent is too Damn High (07:53:26): That seems more likely.
The Rent is too Damn High (07:53:39): Yea if they were any other race I would feel the same way
The Rent is too Damn High (07:53:44): I retract my state
The Rent is too Damn High (07:53:51): I hate people at metro park
Man Spider (07:56:46): You just hate jersey drivers as does the rest of america lol
The Rent is too Damn High (07:57:32): We doing anything Friday?
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:57:33): my dad was hit by an indian guy once who just took off after, and my dad had to end up following the guy to his house and threaten to get the police involved lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:57:36): sure
Man Spider (07:58:01): I'm 50/50
Man Spider (07:58:09): What did the guy do
The Rent is too Damn High (07:58:13): I would have just threatened him
The Rent is too Damn High (07:58:20): Murder
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:58:55): hit my dads side mirror off, stopped for a sec and then bolted apaprently
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:59:16): tbh a lot of indian people dont even have drivers licenses
The Rent is too Damn High (08:00:25): So we are agreed. We are voting for trump
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:00:58): there comes a time in every mans life when he knows he is ready to build that wall and make america great again
The Rent is too Damn High (08:01:45): Not that there is a good time for a terriost attack. But with the race and Belgium. I think trumps gunna get a huge boost
The Rent is too Damn High (08:01:57): Like it happened at a bad time
Man Spider (08:03:04): Muslims should have a temporary ban on entering our country! -you're intolerant! Then this happens and he and his supporters will feel like they are correct.
Man Spider (08:03:36): Idk how many supporters hell gain but he definitely won't lose any like I've seen suggested imo
The Rent is too Damn High (08:04:39): Joe Rogan actually had a really funny idea about why trump is running. He says he spews all this hate. And then when and if he wins. He goes. Listen. This system is broken and we all needed to address it. If I can say what I said and be elected we need to take a good heard look at ourselves. I will be stepping down as president and give it to my vp. America we need to be great again
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:04:56): do you really think the guy has that level of self awareness tho
The Rent is too Damn High (08:05:13): I man can dream
Man Spider (08:05:46): He was a huge liberal till 2008 also
The Rent is too Damn High (08:06:10): So maybe it's his plan
The Rent is too Damn High (08:06:24): Donald Trump. The hero we need
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:08:11): nah just get ready for president clinton
Man Spider (08:09:15): If the RNC doesn't nominate trump using back channel shit and then trump still runs then fuck it I'm gonna vote bernie if he's on or off the ballot.
Man Spider (08:09:41): I do want to see a trump hillary debate where he calls her an ugly pig
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:09:50): and she says
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:09:51): 911
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:09:53): women
Man Spider (08:09:58): Trump has 911 too
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:10:00): and winks at the ceo of goldman sachs
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:10:21): yea but trump wasnt a woman during 911
Man Spider (08:10:22): I'm a less commie version of that old jew! Another wink at the ceo
Man Spider (08:10:27): That's very true
Man Spider (08:10:47): He's just been with women a lot of great women, the best. He only knows the best women.
Man Spider (08:11:11): I love the way trump says a lot without saying anything it's pretty impressive
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:12:33): he hasnt made a single legitmate point the whole election
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:12:37): just repeats two talking points
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:12:59): america is a laughingstock! we have to make it great again! etc
Man Spider (08:14:41): Not true he has some very big concrete points
Man Spider (08:14:48): In the form of a wall that Mexico will pay for
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:15:33): eh wake me up when the election is over lol
The Rent is too Damn High (08:17:29): For Holy Thursday
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:18:13): cant wait for good friday and GREAT saturday
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:18:39): saturday is the only day catholics can freely masturbate without crushing guilt
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:18:54): gods son is dead and he has bigger fish to fry
The Rent is too Damn High (08:19:00): Since Jesus is dead
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:19:21): god: look marc i really just cant be bothered with this shit right now
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:19:55): if i knew i could resurrect from the dead id just be killing myself as a joke
The Rent is too Damn High (08:19:59): Fine. I'll get my gains the old fashion way
The Rent is too Damn High (08:20:08): Riofs
Man Spider (08:20:54): You wake up. It's 2019 otherwise known as 3 AT, After Trump. You go out of your apartment yo you're all white apartment complex and grab the newspaper. ISIS has admitted defeat, the stock market is at all time high, the free market was finally allowed to solve America's health care issues and trump has fired Putin.
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:21:41): who knew that the solution to healthcare was to empower corporations
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:22:03): turns out healthcare is so expensive because aetna doesnt have enough money
Man Spider (08:22:44): The free market will global warming, if that even exists
Man Spider (08:22:53): Solve*
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:23:11): global warming is real? YEAH RIGHT
The Rent is too Damn High (08:23:12): The planet gets chill from all the cool cats partying
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:24:11): how the fuck can you possibly insinuate that dumping 40 billion tons of carbon into the atmosphere can have any impact on the environment whatsoever? use your head ya dummies
Man Spider (08:24:51): It just goes into the atmosphere where it turns into stars
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:41:18): Cruz called Trump a "sniveling coward"
Friday, 25 March 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:01:52): http://www.theonion.com/article/man-on-internet-almost-falls-into-world-of-diy-mus-17013
The Rent is too Damn High (12:03:01): we doing anything tonight
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:23:44): I'm free
The Rent is too Damn High (12:39:46): Yea but what about your butthole
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:45:58): as tender as ever
Man Spider (12:53:01): What are you guys thinking about doing tonight
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:53:47): im down for whatever, i aint got SHIT to do
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:54:35): I've got some news. We're moving doing.biz to medium and making it a publication
The Rent is too Damn High (12:55:24): What
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:55:25): so what does that mean for the biz boys
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:56:03): We will no longer be accepting job applications for intern and CEO
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:56:44): then i quit
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:56:49): i wont make my own coffee
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:57:08): We'll keep you on retainer
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:58:24): Go to backchannel.com and you'll see what i mean
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:58:38): we should do a bit where we help small businesses become successful but we end up just suggesting they sell their land to walmart franchises
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:59:16): maybe even have a special appearance by WalMart founder Marty Wall
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:12:03): \u201cCheap Iced Tea: The Only Good Drink\u201d @bafeldman https://medium.com/de-gustibus/cheap-iced-tea-the-only-good-drink-c8778e0a543
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:12:33): The Medium staff recommended this. We could have written something this stupid. I'm pretty sure we already have
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:13:25): send him a job offer with the biz boys
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:14:04): https://medium.com/@BAFeldman/which-one-is-batman-f7c28a4ee137#.irs8n17bu
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:14:58): I liked the Batman one a lot actually
Man Spider (13:15:03): I heard the movie was weak
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:16:22): I dunno. Heard afleck was awesome. And the movie as a whole looks a lot like the comic The Dark Knight Returns, suits and all. Especially the Batman symbol. And Batman tries to kill Superman. I'm kind of excited.
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:16:55): my coworker says its a decent popcorn flick, nothing more
Man Spider (13:17:00): Well I heard the trailers basically give it all away
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:17:10): i hate these comic movies that exist only to set up other comic movies
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:17:45): Yeah, iron man 2 sucked horribly because it was an avengers prequel
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:18:04): This being a justice league prequel probably doesn't help things
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:18:05): it is annoying
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:18:10): Still gonna see it though
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:24:47): im sure it is entertaining
Man Spider (13:51:05): Given the better weather we should play tennis or basketball soon
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:02:17): I'm down
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:06:41): Sure
The Rent is too Damn High (17:01:48): what we doing tonight
The Rent is too Damn High (17:01:59): coming to the City ?
Man Spider (17:06:00): I can't make it to the city tonight
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:06:56): I ain't got the moneys to be blowing on a trip to NYC
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:31:50): Do you guys want to do something else then
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:39:15): Sure
The Rent is too Damn High (17:57:57): What
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:00:38): What, what?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:00:52): What we doing
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:01:34): WWBJD?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:01:51): WWJBD
The Rent is too Damn High (18:01:59): What would Jeb Bush do
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:02:24): I was asking "what would black Jesus do?"
Man Spider (18:02:54): Jeb is a mess
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:13:10): Maybe see a movie or something?
Man Spider (18:14:16): Whatcha thinking? Superbat vs Manman?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:15:54): Menlo is all but sold out. Was gonna see it at 9am and there was only one seat available
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:16:03): Doubt other places will be much better
Man Spider (18:18:11): What else is out now that's decent
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:18:54): miracles from heaven
Man Spider (18:19:18): Brothers grimsby
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:19:52): not something I'd wanna pay to see in theaters
Man Spider (18:20:32): Ok let's shorten the list what would you pay to see
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:21:39): Batman v Superman seems to be the only thing worth seeing at the moment, but given that it's opening night, there's a good chance tickets sold out weeks ago
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:24:29): Just looked at Stress Factory. nothing good tonight, but April is pretty stacked.\n\nhttp://stressfactory.com/enhancedCalendar.cfm?date=04/01/16
Man Spider (18:26:36): I'd see Daryl
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:27:12): Ron Funches is great. Marc, you saw him live right?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:27:37): Pete Davidson is funny on SNL. He's like a funny Rene
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:27:51): And Artie Lange is a legend
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:11:45): There a deer in Brian's backyard that looks like it was hit by a car
The Rent is too Damn High (19:56:01): I drank in NYC. So what we doing
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:58:31): I'm bored at home so I'm up for whatever
The Rent is too Damn High (19:58:51): Well I may be to drunk to drive
The Rent is too Damn High (20:14:29): I'm sober now
Man Spider (20:14:53): That was fast
The Rent is too Damn High (20:15:16): I'm me
The Rent is too Damn High (20:15:50): You can take the champ out of the game. The game doesn't leave the champ
Man Spider (20:16:19): I'll let you guys what I'm up to in a few minutes. Think haley and evan got bad news about their dad and think they just want to drink heavily for cheap at my place.
Man Spider (20:16:35): I'm going to see if they feel like hanging/what's up
The Rent is too Damn High (20:17:11): They are more then welcome to come. I'm sure you will cover their tab Brian
Man Spider (20:18:59): None
The Rent is too Damn High (20:19:24): You better get some money
The Rent is too Damn High (20:20:19): That's what you get for finding love
Man Spider (20:20:23): I'm just here looking up waiting for some wealth to trickle down all over me
The Rent is too Damn High (20:20:30): Josh and I single.
The Rent is too Damn High (20:20:39): I'm set for s long time
Man Spider (20:20:45): Yea you guys are going your own way
The Rent is too Damn High (20:20:55): And Josh is going to New Zealand
The Rent is too Damn High (20:21:19): Plus all the slutty bitches I can swipe right too
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:34:11): We can all mgtow out next weekend or something
Man Spider (20:35:29): Or tomorrow. Or tonight. They just got here.
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:36:31): The fact that a woman is in your hosue shows me you're not ready to go your own way
The Rent is too Damn High (20:39:00): I want slutty bitches. We should find some. Evan needs a hoe to burry his soros
The Rent is too Damn High (20:41:38): Fuck Rene
The Rent is too Damn High (20:41:53): I was in the train with him made I contact and said Rene.
The Rent is too Damn High (20:41:57): Kept walking
The Rent is too Damn High (20:42:04): I hope he fails at comedy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:42:10): sure he didnt have headphones in?
The Rent is too Damn High (20:42:20): He did.
The Rent is too Damn High (20:42:24): We locked eyes
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:42:33): maybe he didnt recognize you
The Rent is too Damn High (20:42:44): I'm me
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:42:45): Maybe he was too busy thinking up zingers
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:43:16): maybe when he saw you, he was like, typical white guy. I might know him, I might not, there's a lot of white guys.
Man Spider (20:43:54): He's gonna tweet later "don't you hate it when you make eye contact with someone you FUCKING HATE"
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:44:03): Maybe I saw him mouth, "Rene" or maybe he was just singing some Justin Bieber to himself, "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:45:12): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:45:37): just made a logo in adobe illustrator. thoughts???
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:46:29): Background is transparent so it'll be white on the website
The Rent is too Damn High (20:50:45): I want boner town USA
Saturday, 26 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (06:54:17): Wanna play basketball today. I need to practice
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:09:52): Can't, I'll be in South Jersey today + tomorrow
The Rent is too Damn High (08:32:51): Boooo
Man Spider (09:15:34): If haleys brother wants to play we can still have 4 people. We will just replace pete.
Man Spider (09:15:42): No pete no problem
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:15:56): I blew it guys
The Rent is too Damn High (09:47:27): I'd still play.
The Rent is too Damn High (09:47:33): We need a ball
The Rent is too Damn High (09:48:16): I call Josh as a teammate
The Rent is too Damn High (14:01:45): If we make a band can our first album be called. Self titled album
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:10:17): How about two guidos, a German, and a Jew
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:10:40): I'm the gassy one
The Rent is too Damn High (14:11:04): They already have album called white trash two hebs and a bean
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:11:26): Who does?
The Rent is too Damn High (14:11:46): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:40:01): There goes my shot at stardom
The Rent is too Damn High (14:47:18): They have 2 hebs Josh. That's more then you'll ever be
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:50:20): My aunt was once featured in the magazine Heeb. Like a 4 page spread. Gaudy pictures of her house and the living room where you're not allowed to touch anything.
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:46:12): None
Man Spider (15:56:54): They just want to sperm jack you anyways
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:16:29): Jessie's tentative move in date would be April 29th (Friday), would you guys be available then?
The Rent is too Damn High (21:16:57): Can't. Work
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:29:22): Probably.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:29:27): Not definite though
Man Spider (21:58:40): Probably
Sunday, 27 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (10:13:46): Brian Pete. Happy Easter. Josh. Better luck next time killing the messiah
Man Spider (10:48:05): Happy anniversary of the world's oldest walking dead episode
The Rent is too Damn High (10:48:36): Hey. That was Lasuris
The Rent is too Damn High (10:48:52): Jesus was just a re run
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:02:51): Yea it stopped being impressive since Jesus already blew his wad with lazarus
The Rent is too Damn High (11:03:29): It's like seeing a movie the second time with a big twist. It's nice but you knew it was\nComing
The Rent is too Damn High (11:43:19): None
Monday, 28 March 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (12:07:10): Who wants one
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:55:50): Well, reviews were right. If you saw the Batman vs Superman trailers, you pretty much saw the whole movie
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:56:31): I don't get why they couldn't use the star wars model and not show the public shit.
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:16:32): i assume that batman and superman meet, lex luthor gets them to fight, they make up, they team up with wonder woman, and then they fight a big villain at the end that sets up the justice league movie
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:16:34): am i right lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:16:39): i didnt read any reviews or whatever
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:16:49): this is all based on me seeing the trailer before deadpool
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:17:10): Pretty spot on
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:17:24): oh boy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:17:30): Yeah
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:17:35): Sad
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:17:56): it still grossed an insane amount of money
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:18:51): It's not that it was bad. I wasn't bored at any point.
Man Spider (14:18:58): Heard ben Affleck was good
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:19:07): He was great
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:20:01): The actors were fine. And I can't fault Snyder either. I blame the writers. So much shit for justice league was crammed in unnecessarily.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:20:29): And they bastardized The Dark Knight Returns, which is what this was based on. Loosely.
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:20:31): it seems like a movie that exists to set up other movies
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:20:43): Yeah, just like iron man 2
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:20:54): marvel is super guilty of it but they dont try to do it all in one film
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:21:00): since all their movies are successful
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:21:08): they can do a billion Thors and Iron Mans
The Rent is too Damn High (14:21:31): Marvel can shit in a can and it will gross
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:21:42): exactly
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:21:56): i mean ant man did well
The Rent is too Damn High (14:22:12): Listen. The smartest man in Hollywood is Michael Bay
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:22:17): Ant man was great
The Rent is too Damn High (14:22:26): He makes so much damn money
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:22:35): ant mans power was to be a little beta manlet
Man Spider (14:22:42): All Michael Bay does is make money and crush puss
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:22:54): oh look at me, im short now, this is a real benefit to me
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:23:19): None
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:23:30): oh to be 13 again
The Rent is too Damn High (14:23:42): Michael bay adopted the you feed your family with artistic integrity
The Rent is too Damn High (14:23:49): Or get rich
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:26:18): at least he is self aware though
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:26:22): he knows what kinds of movies he makes
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:27:44): they arent die hard 5 level
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:39:04): O, I almost forgot. Batman straight up killed a bunch of people
Tuesday, 29 March 2016
Man Spider (09:05:02): The fbi cucked apple and unlocked the phone without their help
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:17:48): cuck em if you got em
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:01:54): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:01:56): Stupid government cucks are giving away their secrets for free
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:40:44): Where are you working now
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:41:05): Unemployed
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:41:33): This is medical reserve corps training
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:41:48): So I'm a volunteer emergency first responder
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:46:02): That's pretty cool
Man Spider (12:47:30): Yea at least now we have josh protecting us from bioterrorism as opposed to sam Barbeito
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:48:17): Today is nuclear weapons.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:48:39): And radiological contamination
The Rent is too Damn High (12:48:40): My ass is can be used as a bioterroristic weapon
The Rent is too Damn High (12:48:50): Just give me some cheese
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:49:22): I wonder how my cheese ass compares to yours
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:31:18): Some old guy just gave me an angel pin and said I'm blessed.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:32:02): Little does he know, I'm already condemned to hell
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:46:43): hey josh, here's some LIGHT reading for ya http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgtc.com%2F1SS2kLU.png&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNHiHND2gF5Boh45IkISZKOJedBdzA
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:46:51): http://i.imgtc.com/1SS2kLU.png
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:47:14): hint: its trump propaganda
Man Spider (13:52:04): Hey josh why don't you go and stump that
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:18:49): You can't stump the Trump
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:34:14): http://i.imgtc.com/dlINUptBhK.jpeg
The Rent is too Damn High (20:27:13): Why is this a thing ?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:31:08): https://youtu.be/SVFU4qc7nhs
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:31:19): Why is this not on that list?
The Rent is too Damn High (20:31:49): They are Jews Josh
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:37:54): Only the lead guy. Just like Christianity.
The Rent is too Damn High (20:38:28): Josh. You win today and maybe the whole week with that comment
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:58:01): If ace freely turns out to be a jew I'm gonna be pissed
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:10:39): Sounds so suspiciously not Jewish that he probably changed his name to sound less Jewie
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:05:21): Marc, would anyone in any creative/digital agency ever conceive of putting something as obscene as doing dot biz on their r\xe9sum\xe9?
The Rent is too Damn High (22:13:37): Depends on the job
The Rent is too Damn High (22:14:21): I wouldn't put the fake C level titles we have but you could put freelance writer
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:14:38): I'm gonna start applying like crazy for jobs all over, so I'm just gonna say I'm the founding editor of the site. It should definitely stand out
The Rent is too Damn High (22:15:32): Yea. A lot of people out there startups in there resume
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:15:54): Definitely not sending it out to everyone. Different versions for different employers
The Rent is too Damn High (22:16:38): There are openings at my job. I can't recommend because we don't do recommendations for entry but people have a lot of different degrees.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:17:09): I'm trying to get out of the area
The Rent is too Damn High (22:17:12): Plus Pete I work with worked at a medical marijuana place before coming to work with us
The Rent is too Damn High (22:17:36): We have offices in Chicago Atlanta LA and Seattle
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:18:22): I'll get my resume together and maybe you guys can take a look
The Rent is too Damn High (22:18:45): Sounds like a plan
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:21:19): Sure no problem.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:25:00): I'm just surprised you haven't said it's a terrible idea
Man Spider (22:25:25): I think linking to a site about bird rape isn't a great idea tbh
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:25:50): That article came down within 24 hours
Man Spider (23:19:31): Yea but it's spirit lives on
Man Spider (23:19:41): I like that you quote yourself at the bottom of the resume
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:20:13): point is to stand out.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:20:34): also, i put a #
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:20:41): and a logo
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:21:24): i was going for a twitter campaign kinda vibe, to really shake up the youth, ya know.
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:27:48): What kind of job are you hoping to land
Wednesday, 30 March 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (07:14:48): Think I'll mail a hardcopy to these gents:\n\nhttps://whois.icann.org/en/lookup?name=Absolutelyproductions.com
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:26:17): So I took a look at the resume. Formatting is really nice, and it's kind of funny you quoted yourself
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:26:28): only thing is i dont know if id put doing.biz as one of the top bits of experience
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:26:39): is there like a freelance or personal section you'd make?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:06:05): I was thinking I'd add a "creative" section, but I'm really just using this version of the r\xe9sum\xe9 for creative type positions so I don't know. Maybe shit in LA.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:06:29): They may not care. See it as on oddity and be intrigued
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:07:13): And only reason it's under experience now is to make it look like I'm doing something cause I'm currently unemployed
Man Spider (10:19:30): When was the last article posted?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:20:00): Few months ago. Gonna write another today or tomorrow
Man Spider (10:21:44): Yea was going to say make it look like you constantly work on it
Man Spider (10:21:50): Did we cancel the subscription yet?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:23:47): Nope
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:29:28): lets use this as an excuse to film a video
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:29:31): for promotion of doing.biz
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:37:29): I'm game
The Rent is too Damn High (16:16:41): Where and how much was your tattoo Josh
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:19:39): Kings Ave in NYC. $200 + tip. Not sure if that's the shop minimum though
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:19:44): Whatever you want to get I'll give it to you for HALF
The Rent is too Damn High (16:20:17): I want this on my forearm
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:20:26): what is it
The Rent is too Damn High (16:20:36): Like so. Maybe bigger
The Rent is too Damn High (16:20:47): It's a tanagram
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:21:04): Gone full blown hipster, huh?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:21:24): What's a tanagram?
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:21:31): it would look better as a tramp stamp
The Rent is too Damn High (16:21:39): It's a Chinese puzzle
The Rent is too Damn High (16:21:55): It's a got meaning to me.
The Rent is too Damn High (16:22:19): I was going to fill in the sections as o got older with colors of life events as well
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:22:21): would you get it colored in
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:22:25): ah
The Rent is too Damn High (16:22:57): Like the color of my wedding one. My kid pink or blue for a boy or gir
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:23:03): wedding: RED
The Rent is too Damn High (16:23:04): The green for the divorce
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:23:16): You should just sow your butt shut with that shape so that when you poop, it comes out like playdoh in those shapes
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:23:52): oh i know a good butthole sewing guy if you're interested
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:26:34): lets make designer buttholes be a thing
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:27:57): Let's make designer babies with triangle dicks so that they can only fuck triangle vaginas.
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:29:09): genius population control right there
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:29:13): get china on the line
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:29:34): you can have as many babies as you want, but all future boys after the firstborn one get triangle dicks
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:33:17): we should all go get impulse tattoos so jessie doesnt have time to get annoyed with me
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:33:43): What are you gonna get?
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:34:00): who cares
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:34:43): either some traditional bullshit like an eagle or something on my upper right arm or quincunx on my forearm if im feeling like a pussy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:18:51): So I worked on my resume some more.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:19:03): I added an FAQ section
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:24:16): Let me see lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:28:35): just sent
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:28:58): I am more than willing to change the questions, but I wanna know if the FAQ can work
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:29:02): i kinda like it
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:39:53): Lol your whole resume is kind of snarky
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:06:26): in a good way or bad way?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:08:14): also, what about the FAQ section?
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:22:33): It's funny
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:22:39): I guess it depends what you're going for
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:51:04): Going for funny. All I want is for it to stand out.
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:30:24): Then you definitely hit your mark. Fuck the zuck
Thursday, 31 March 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:08:23): What podcasts do you guys listen to?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:19:16): Freakonomics, radiolab, this American life, Ted radio hour
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:19:37): Where do you download them?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:19:40): Bought the app Pocket Casts
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:19:43): I don't want to install iTunes
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:19:55): Worth the $4
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:20:08): Clean UI and very easy to use
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:20:41): All material design so it looks like Google developed it
Man Spider (11:26:31): I use audible and do audiobooks
The Rent is too Damn High (12:38:49): Is Josh at a strip club with Lori?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:39:18): Maybe
The Rent is too Damn High (12:39:37): It better be a male strip lab
The Rent is too Damn High (12:39:44): Yea I said strip lab
The Rent is too Damn High (12:39:52): You got beakers and balls
The Rent is too Damn High (12:40:22): Tongs and Dongs
Man Spider (12:47:48): Where the dicks are in proportion to the golden ratio of mathematics as derived from the fibbonaci sequence
Man Spider (12:48:02): So you can get off academically as well as physically
The Rent is too Damn High (12:49:55): Calculate the force it would take to tongue punch your dirt star and break the skin
The Rent is too Damn High (13:02:18): Anyone know this girl. She says she graduate JP in 09
Man Spider (13:05:19): Actually looks vaguely familiar.
Man Spider (13:46:05): None
Man Spider (13:46:17): Maybe renes old boss should be the comedian
The Rent is too Damn High (13:47:34): I feel like Rene is Rudy. He is giving it his all but had no business being on the field
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:06:57): That is so far from funny
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:10:09): Good for Rene that he's trying, but c'mon
Man Spider (14:28:43): I think it's funny if his old boss actually made it making fun of him. I think there's a possibility Rene made it though, claims it's his boss who did it, and that's just sad.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:57:24): Aren't you all happy that I have this and not Barfbeito?
The Rent is too Damn High (15:12:29): I mean that's like picking get a dick in your ass or dick in my mouth. I'm gunna choice one but I want neither
Man Spider (15:22:51): Also pete Bill Burrs Monday morning podcast is good and funny
Man Spider (18:33:47): I have an idea for an invention. You know how Dennis ate cereal while driving? What about a container that actually allows you to do that without risking spillage.
The Rent is too Damn High (18:36:29): That's a sippy cup
Man Spider (18:37:53): Yea I'd imagine it would essentially be a sippy cup with an opening large enough for cereal and made to look more mature so it doesn't look like you're drinking cereal from a sippy cup.
Man Spider (18:39:20): Maybe 2 chambers, one for the cereal and one on the bottom for milk. You press a button to release some cereal for your next bite so you don't get supper soggy cereal.
The Rent is too Damn High (18:50:53): You do realize no one eats cereal on the go
Man Spider (19:23:10): That's only because they cant
The Rent is too Damn High (19:25:46): Thomas Edison said that about reading in the dark
The Rent is too Damn High (19:25:51): And the Jews
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:27:12): http://www.amazon.com/NPI-H-GB-1000-Gyro-Bowl/dp/B007SNJA44
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:28:23): http://demandware.edgesuite.net/sits_pod27/dw/image/v2/AAYH_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-itemmaster_Brookstone/default/dw68be148f/hi-res/726941p.jpg?sw=500
Man Spider (19:32:00): I'm talking about something you can hold in one hand so you can drive while you eat
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:34:36): How about a clamp that attaches to the steering wheel to hold your food. Lean in and you're set. Sorry cereal. \n\nCondiment dispensers attach to the visor and fall onto your food.
Man Spider (19:35:40): Multiple cereal dispensers om the visor so you can switch up each bite.
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:40:55): And a glove compartment hot plate to make pancakes on the go
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:42:12): ICOP. Intl car of pancakes
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:42:53): Make the cereal bowl attach to the top of the steering wheel
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:42:56): IHOP should have a mobile, on-demand delivery service
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:43:17): And the bowl is in like a cradle so it stays straight
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:43:25): Regardless of the position of the wheel
The Rent is too Damn High (19:43:52): A gyroscope
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:44:03): What if it's just suspended from the roof
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:48:37): How about one of those beer drinking hats but it's for cereal instead
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:48:55): One tube is milk one is cereal
Friday, 01 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (07:47:39): Anime convention at castle point. Who's in. Need some new wifiia
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:48:21): i could use a new waifu body pillow
The Rent is too Damn High (07:48:49): Mines covered in semen.
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:49:18): plus i want to buy doa xtreme 3 to tell the SJWs IM NOT AFRAID
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:49:39): like eminem when he said it in that song he wrote when he was 40 years old and had already overcome adversity
The Rent is too Damn High (08:05:43): Let me have my titty games
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:06:04): i just want to look at big bouncing titties, is that so bad
Man Spider (08:07:13): Hey SJWs, see me ogling these impossibly proportioned video game characters? That's what freedom is
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:17:53): its not like the game is being subtle about it lol
The Rent is too Damn High (08:20:09): The boobie slider in xenoblade
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:02:56): You guys busy tonight? I wanna get into some hood rat shit
Man Spider (09:04:05): I wish I could do hoodrat shit tonight
Man Spider (09:08:55): Not sure if I'll be able to
The Rent is too Damn High (09:09:22): I'm in the NYC
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:34:09): You sons of bitches
The Rent is too Damn High (10:43:22): Tomorrow ?
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:09:16): Nah I gotta dd Jessie and her friend tomorrow. My life is a joke
Man Spider (11:50:45): Lol I've been there
Man Spider (11:51:06): This is your chance for a threesome
The Rent is too Damn High (11:56:28): He has a chance for threesome with us
Man Spider (12:06:11): He has more than a chance ;)
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:11:58): I'm just joking, I don't mind driving. I just can't drink for 6 more days cuz I'm on medication
The Rent is too Damn High (12:16:13): That's a lie they tell you to keep the booze to themselves
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:16:54): That's classic everyone but me
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:18:29): Who wants to come with me tonight to see God's Not Dead 2?
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:23:21): For real?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:25:08): APRIL FOOLS. HAHAHA\n\nI got you so good. HAHAHAHA
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:25:53): http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/gods_not_dead_2/
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:26:09): although it might be kinda fun. Only got 13%
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:26:13): I was gonna say let's get some weed and go see it
Man Spider (15:26:56): I'd watch it if I was high. Or sober. As long as we constantly made fun of it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:27:41): We should go wearing Bernie Tshirts
The Rent is too Damn High (15:28:07): The first one besides being super preachy and annoying. Was actually shot really well
The Rent is too Damn High (15:28:39): I like Jesus and God. But this was way too over the top
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:28:42): cause the lighting was provided by the man upstairs
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:32:42): The clouds parted for principal photography
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:33:08): Now if you want real Christian movie cringe watch the Kirk Cameron Christmas movie. It's so bizarre
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:34:57): Last Ounce of Courage was amazing
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:32:01): http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ivns/?cpg=nngnsorn&nan_pid=1849811276
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:09:16): I always wondered how they made those
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:58:15): https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/4cxen4/hamburger_helper_made_a_mix_tape_and_its_straight/
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:58:48): Listened to the first song. Actually really good. Wouldn't have known it was a joke otherwise.
The Rent is too Damn High (21:58:40): The wolf among us is free on Xbox. I highly recommend it
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:40:25): The whole thing or just one episode?
The Rent is too Damn High (22:41:50): Whole thing I believe
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:42:45): Nice I'll download it
Saturday, 02 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (08:03:34): So am I gunna get death threats
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:37:05): Change to Mohammad then make the tagline "boom"
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:02:34): josh what is that little wallet you have
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:03:14): Not sure what you mean.
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:09:04): you had that wallet that was really thin
Bonesaw Is Ready (23:09:25): mine annoyed the shit out of me after a long car ride
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:36:22): O. I think it was these guys. \n\nhttp://www.shophex.com
Sunday, 03 April 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:38:19): did you guys see this? holy shit\nhttp://panamapapers.sueddeutsche.de/articles/56febff0a1bb8d3c3495adf4/
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:38:35): Reading it right now
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:38:39): Crazy
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:43:00): it'll never make the mainstream us news lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:43:56): i checked cnn.com and their top story was "Soccer star Abby Wambach charged with DUI" and "'SNL' mocks Trump supporter"
The Rent is too Damn High (19:47:44): Give me the TLDR
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:48:44): Bunch of politicians from around the world, athletes, everyone that's wealthy set up shell corporations via a law firm in Panama.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:49:05): Largest data dump, journalistically, in history
Man Spider (19:50:25): That shit is crazy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:55:17): Nooooo!
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:55:30): http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-04/unprecedented-leak-of-offshore-financial-records-exposes-secrets/7293524
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:55:44): Jackie Chan is involved
Man Spider (19:56:50): Not the Chan man
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:58:57): "As with many of Mossack Fonseca's clients, there is no evidence that Chan used his companies for improper purposes. Having an offshore company is not illegal and for some international business transactions, it is a logical choice."
Man Spider (20:00:30): Nah he's kind of a prick. He's not leaving a cent of his 150 million fortune to his kids
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:02:55): There's a man who knows how to do business
The Rent is too Damn High (20:04:23): THIS IS THE NGBM WAY IN
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:05:09): Bury everything.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:05:13): Even yourself
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:12:19): Egyptians had the right idea
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:12:22): https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4d75i7/slug/d1obdg2
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:48:44): I imagine Bernie will use this to his advantage. lends significant credibility to his entire campaign message
Man Spider (22:02:21): I think so too
Monday, 04 April 2016
Man Spider (07:47:49): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (07:55:52): Literally just saw this on Reddit
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:56:54): im still salty about the walking dead
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (07:58:25): Same. So disappointing
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:58:39): its like how i met your mother finale levels of disappointment
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:58:51): well maybe a step below that
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (07:58:54): Probably the writers couldn't decide who they wanted to kill so they delayed the reveal
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:59:52): i'll watch the s7 premier i guess but if it turns out they killed a nobody like rosita or aaron im done
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:00:09): has to be glenn, daryl, michonne, maggie, or carl
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:00:39): But Carl hasn't even gotten his bone on yet
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:01:45): thats true
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:01:53): he needs to get to pound town
The Rent is too Damn High (08:30:33): I think everyone should be killed. Start fresh. Call it The Walking Dead: The new class
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:31:48): They have a second show so AMC can play zombie shit year found
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:31:50): Round
Man Spider (08:32:06): Where'd all the zombie animals btw. Zombie brown bears leading a pack of zombie wolves, that would be a real enemy
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:32:29): It's a human virus
Man Spider (08:32:43): What about monkeys though or primapes
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:33:57): They had zombie monkeys in the first season
Man Spider (08:38:07): They should bring them back. A zombie planet of the apes type scenario.
The Rent is too Damn High (09:29:26): Zombie monkey Michael Clark Duncan
The Rent is too Damn High (10:46:22): None
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:52:00): that's a korean bot
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:52:04): they're evolving
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:52:21): but what if this is just a very open slut and you're missing out?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:01:55): Nah she's Latin. Look at that use of the tilde
The Rent is too Damn High (16:32:18): I wanted to make my new work password F@GG0T but then i figured it will be on a list somewhere and i shouldnt
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:33:35): What you mean by New York password?
Man Spider (16:36:37): He wrote new work password not new york
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:36:59): Ah. I'm a fucking idiot
Man Spider (16:38:50): And nah it'll get hashed into an ubdechipherable string of letters and numbers that you can't reverse back into F@GGOT
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:39:26): Do it
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:48:46): Do it f@ggot
Man Spider (16:51:57): Yea there's no harm it's literally impossible for them to know what your password is unless they keylog you or their system is absolutely retarded
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:52:44): Company is way too big to not have adequate security measures
Man Spider (16:54:27): It's incredibly simple to create password encryption too. If I'm able to do it on a WordPress clone in my class I have zero doubt your company has even more secure measures
Man Spider (16:54:39): Then again the nuclear code till 1970 was 0000, so you never know
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:55:31): Chances are your password is managed centrally anyway so nobody will ever see iy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:55:34): I believe it was 0000 0000 0000 0000. God Brian
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:55:44): Like with active directory or w/e it's called
Man Spider (16:57:33): Well what happens is you're password is run through an encryption matrix so if your password is FAGGOT, it'll be encrypted something like ajdueb372729dhu. This is what happens the first time you create it to. So it checks to see if the encrypted part is the same. Most of these encryption add numbers/letters too extraneously, so going backward to figure out your password is FAGGOT is impossible pretty much.
Man Spider (16:57:45): Always a stickler josh
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:02:12): plus if IT needs to get on your computer you allow them or you reset your pw
Man Spider (17:14:01): This is all to say you should really make your password NIGGERFAGGOT
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:14:45): Wish I could make my password a string of memes
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:15:26): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:15:42): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:16:15): None
The Rent is too Damn High (18:22:08): Ever think that Newark pen was beautiful when it opened. And then just went to shit
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:27:41): Yup
The Rent is too Damn High (19:48:19): This looks legit
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:51:02): Do it f@ggot
The Rent is too Damn High (19:51:30): That's F@gg0t
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:52:01): That's Mr. F@gg0t to you
The Rent is too Damn High (20:19:51): Senior Fagatron
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:22:07): She could be the one
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:22:35): Schmoesby would click that link Marc
The Rent is too Damn High (20:23:12): I'm Barney.
The Rent is too Damn High (20:23:31): Josh is Ted
The Rent is too Damn High (20:23:52): Pete is marshal and Brian is Ronjeet
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:25:23): Brian is the naked man and Josh is the new Jewish friend Moisha that was going to be introduced in the next season
The Rent is too Damn High (20:25:50): I'm Wayne Brady
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:26:33): None
The Rent is too Damn High (20:26:43): And I'm gunna have choke a bitch
The Rent is too Damn High (20:26:45): Fuck
Man Spider (20:27:16): Who the fuck was ronjeet
The Rent is too Damn High (20:27:55): Get the fuck out of here with that weak ass knowledge Brian
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:30:52): For real tho who is ronjeet
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:30:58): Is that Kumar's character
The Rent is too Damn High (20:31:04): HELLLO
The Rent is too Damn High (20:31:19): That's Ronjeet
Man Spider (20:31:39): Hello? That doesn't really help me
Man Spider (20:31:45): But I assume it's kumar
The Rent is too Damn High (20:31:53): It's not Mumar
The Rent is too Damn High (20:32:00): Kumar
The Rent is too Damn High (20:32:05): It's the taxi driver
Man Spider (20:32:09): Then fuck him
The Rent is too Damn High (20:32:23): Kumars name was Kevin you rasict
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:32:55): Oh now I remember
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:32:59): Fuck how I met your mother
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:33:08): Was that show funny?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:33:11): Never watched
The Rent is too Damn High (20:33:22): I now have to kill Josh
The Rent is too Damn High (20:33:37): I mean it's unrelated to what we are talking about
Man Spider (20:38:31): It WAS funny
Man Spider (20:38:36): Burnnnnnnnnn
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:46:11): Dang
Tuesday, 05 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (16:22:57): I won a chrome cast at work
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:32:26): doing.biz will be live on Medium within 24 hours
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:32:46): also, this was just announced today
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:32:46): https://medium.com/the-story/revenue-on-medium-5e7e6218f70c#.1dx3tpns6
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:33:01): so we can actually make money on this if we work at it
The Rent is too Damn High (16:33:29): Give my the TLDR of medium
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:36:16): it's a blog platform, but you can have publications as well. So we are all writers/editors, but now doing.biz is like an online magazine, of which we all write for
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:36:49): and if we think someone else's work is funny, we can publish their work on our publication
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:37:05): or just appropriate for what we do, who we are
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:37:19): it's tumblr for grown ups
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:40:16): Do we have to be serious or can I write insane shit?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:40:44): importantly, Medium staff curates some shit too, so if we write something that's actually funny or what not, they may promote it. and unlike other blogging platforms, it's easy to find other people's work because it's more like a Social network for writing
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:40:51): write insane shit
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:41:09): https://medium.com/doing-dot-biz/speed-2016-c59571ee7168#.zh3ur466u
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:41:18): i just posted this a few hours ago
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:42:21): but I know brian and I are gonna post serious shit from time to time. but the stuff you dont wanna associate with yourself ca be written under the NGBM account, instead of your actual account
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:42:39): so theres https://medium.com/@joshmargulies
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:42:54): and https://medium.com/doing-dot-biz
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:43:06): the latter is going to become doing.biz in 24 hours
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:43:19): and https://medium.com/@nextgenbizmen
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:43:45): the last one we can use for the most ridiculous shit that you dont want our names on
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:43:49): like bird sodomy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:51:40): https://medium.com/the-story/making-medium-more-powerful-for-publishers-39663413a904#.wkp6m4js6
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:51:47): another thing just anounced today
The Rent is too Damn High (17:12:32): Well we gotta get writing
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:13:11): yeah, the migration was a good move.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:14:45): Marc, make a profile
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:14:47): https://medium.com/doing-dot-biz/about
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:15:06): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:15:14): that's my avatar
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:15:28): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:15:31): brians
The Rent is too Damn High (17:15:33): I'm at work
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:15:41): didnt mean this second
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:16:11): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:16:15): and pete's
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:16:27): so politics, finance, tech
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:16:35): what do you want? marketing?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:16:43): and what do you want it to look like
The Rent is too Damn High (17:17:15): Media
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:17:41): so what do want in the background?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:17:44): and what color?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:17:51): keep it simple
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:56:57): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:57:12): stupid enough?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:06:18): Ehh
The Rent is too Damn High (18:06:24): That's more creative
The Rent is too Damn High (18:06:37): I need some bar graphs and pie charts
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:09:15): yeah, not happening. my adobe illustrator skills are the bare minimum
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:09:31): what about color?
Wednesday, 06 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (06:31:16): Josh I sent you a job I think you would be good for. It's at Vice Labs
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:25:18): Hell yeah. I'd love to take that position
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:25:40): What're you doing looking at job postings?
The Rent is too Damn High (08:26:35): No I just never took myself off indeeds mailing list. So every week I get what's out there for media. Figured might come one handy for tiger people
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:26:58): Well, I'm a tiger
The Rent is too Damn High (08:27:18): I thought you more a cougar
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:27:23): None
Man Spider (08:28:44): Hopefully I'll be getting a new job soon too, I'm tired of where I'm at lol
The Rent is too Damn High (08:29:24): Well unless you want to go into media then I can't help you
Man Spider (08:30:02): I'm thinking more of becoming an artist of the sandwich variety
The Rent is too Damn High (08:30:25): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:34:21): The whole sandwich artistry thing is actually a major plot point in the fifth book of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:37:49): my whole life has prepared me for a career at subway
The Rent is too Damn High (08:38:40): I always knew you wanted to work for a company named after infrastructure.
The Rent is too Damn High (08:39:09): I though you would end up a Port authority. The male strip club
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:40:01): You're thinking of Butt Authority
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:40:35): \u201cThe Rise And Fall Of Sports Authoritarianism\u201d @ohhijackie https://medium.com/above-average/the-rise-and-fall-of-sports-authoritarianism-2c51cca4ff31
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:41:45): Found this yesterday. Apparently Lorne Michaels is moving his company Above Average over to Medium. They do what we want to do
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:42:06): Kinda the same writing style
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:42:26): Onion-esque
Man Spider (08:43:08): Yes but is it NGBM-esque?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:44:03): Aren't we satirical and completely nonsensical?
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:44:26): what does NGBM esque even mean lol
The Rent is too Damn High (08:44:28): I'm very serious
Man Spider (08:45:37): I was just joking that were a recognizable brand and not just an inside joke among 4 people at this point lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:46:39): Good, we can still do whatever the fuck we want without shattering our brand's image
Man Spider (08:47:02): We gotta have an image before we can shatter it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:47:21): So we write
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:49:03): but whats our angle
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:49:08): are we just doing what the onion is doing
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:49:38): Selling out to Shillary? No
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:50:36): Our angle is whatever we think is funny. I don't think it actually always needs to be business
Man Spider (08:52:37): Hmm I think we need more of a focus than jsut whatever we think is funny tbh
Man Spider (08:53:09): I mean it should be funny but we should focus on one sort of general topic
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:55:14): How about: A refreshing critique of the world seen through the rose colored lenses only an American mind could produce. #MAGA
Man Spider (08:56:25): We should write a piece about Trump's plan for Mexico paying for the wall praising it's ruthless business tactics
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:57:04): Do it
Man Spider (08:58:48): Aight I'm on it nigga
Man Spider (08:59:05): I'm going to say if anything his plan doesn't go far enough
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:00:55): The wall should be bulletproof glass so we can still point and laugh and have it be seen
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:03:05): doesnt go far enough - wall doesnt account for those mexican jumping beans who are going to vault over it
Man Spider (09:07:38): If Mexico doesn't pay our border patrolman will start giving the people who cross really bad noogies. Like really bad ones.
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:38:23): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdH2DGSXjss
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:39:09): These two are some serious fucknuts
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:40:31): I like when they say they need a private plane to pray because you just can't do that on a commercial airline
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:41:09): Because of the demon plebs
Man Spider (11:43:17): Time to start a church that worships capitalism
Man Spider (11:43:24): Nevermind, Judaism already exists
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:43:54): http://www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.com/
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:44:52): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Perpetual_Exemption
Man Spider (11:45:53): I accidentally scrolled my finger right on the group chat was face to face with Herman Cain. Gotta say, felt good
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:47:00): Also, I know I'm being a really annoying asshole about this, but do you two (Marc and Pete) want profiles on medium?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:47:13): I have to port all of our posts from square space to medium. If you dont have profiles, the posts will go under the umbrella NGBM account, as opposed to your profile, so no real credit for you
The Rent is too Damn High (11:48:15): Do I have to pay and will my real name be attached ?
The Rent is too Damn High (11:48:28): If the answer is no to both ill take one
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:48:30): No, you do not have to pay
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:48:47): 2, you do not have to use your real name if you do not want to
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:49:29): create an account with your email address so it is not attached to your twitter or facebook. Then name yourself Ace
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:49:38): or whatever you want to call yourself
The Rent is too Damn High (11:49:51): Fagatron?
The Rent is too Damn High (11:50:06): Send me the link. I'll make it now
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:50:19): I'd rather not have my name associated with F@gatr0n
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:50:37): medium.com
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:50:58): just sign up there
The Rent is too Damn High (11:51:03): \nBut you are cool posting bird sodemy.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:52:23): well, there are certain rules, like no hate speech, so medium can ban us for using fag. but since birds have no understanding of cis and trans and fags, or any social constructs for that matter, I am comfortable with bird sodomy
Man Spider (11:53:03): I speak for the bird who cannot speak for themselves
Man Spider (11:53:07): Fag is totally cool guys
Man Spider (14:15:36): I have a great idea for a get rich quick scheme that will work. It just requires some acting from us
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:16:26): Go on
Man Spider (14:17:20): So what we do is we all go 25% in on a shitty restaurant building that's cheap. We do not renovate. We struggle financially with it. Then, we get on a restaurant rescue type show, they renovate for us, then riggt after we sell the new improved restaurant that has a bunch of publicity for profit.
Man Spider (14:18:24): Obviously we will need to be interesting though. One of us will have to be drinking on the job to the chagrin of the other 3. One will be a stubborn person who wants control of the menu. Another could be the everyman that the viewer can relate to, and the last can be a wildcard.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:19:16): Except is we don't get money, we're in the hole a lot of $$$
Man Spider (14:19:40): Well if we don't get on the show too. No risk no reward thougg ;)
Man Spider (14:20:07): That's why we buy a shitty place, less money upfront, better chance of getting on the show. We need a sob story
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:20:08): That's what I meant, if we don't get John taffer, we're screwed
Man Spider (14:20:49): That's where we have an inside horse, my uncle is good friends with John Taffers brother
Man Spider (14:21:11): Not really but that'd be sweet.
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:26:19): this is really just banking on john taffer though
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:26:25): what are your john taffer odds
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:26:43): i think we should do my charity restaurant. its a goldmine
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:27:44): What was is?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:27:56): It*
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:29:20): so the basic idea is that we start a restaurant that is a charity. 100% of the profits go to starving african kids or some shit
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:29:36): now the menu, all the prices are "suggested donations"
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:29:41): but we list that in very fine print on the back
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:29:45): it
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:30:06): it's a cash only place, so someone pays 8 dollars for a burger, we skim 3 off of that for us, and donate the 5 to charity
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:30:19): now we arent paying any taxes
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:30:29): how do we keep the restaurant going you're wondering
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:30:44): well we are supported by local businesses that donate money to us for upkeep to get a tax cut
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:30:51): and then we throw a percentage of our profits back at them
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:31:07): everyone wins but the federal government
Man Spider (14:35:06): I just want to scheme
Man Spider (14:35:16): Or be a part owner in a franchise
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:38:09): Pretty sure the thrift store Unique does this. They take donations, mostly clothes and random crap. Half empty shampoo bottles even. Then donate like 1% of their earnings to Lupus foundations
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:38:33): Other than the kickbacks, it's a sound business model
Man Spider (14:41:55): I was thinking about this before. Me and haley were at Walmart and they asked at the register "do you want to donate 1 dollar to xyz fund". Imagine if your xyz, only have to give 25 cents per dollar to actual research etc. How many people just say yes to giving a dollar.
Man Spider (14:42:15): They probably pay Walgreens to ask too, so Walgreens pockets some cash too I bet
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:43:42): Didn't kanye have a charity that he ended up just taking all the money from?
Man Spider (14:48:15): Idk I do know 2 cancer charities just got busted for taking 75 million
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:00:13): Charity.Doing.biz here we come
The Rent is too Damn High (16:32:58): i made my account
The Rent is too Damn High (16:33:02): what do i do
The Rent is too Damn High (16:34:33): I want that sweet ad revenue
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:37:13): First off, use that avatar I created for you
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:37:24): For your profile photo I mean
The Rent is too Damn High (16:37:45): just did
The Rent is too Damn High (16:38:03): how do i become an NGBM man
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:38:40): O wow. Your photo actually looks pretty good.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:38:48): One sec
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:40:37): You're now a writer for doing dot biz
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:40:54): We offer a generous benefits package
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:41:07): Wanna be an editor?
The Rent is too Damn High (16:44:55): sure
The Rent is too Damn High (16:45:05): do you do stuff to my butt
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:45:24): sure
The Rent is too Damn High (16:46:13): do i get payed extra if you do stuff to my butt?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:47:02): sure, extra 15% salary bump
The Rent is too Damn High (16:47:11): ill do it
The Rent is too Damn High (16:47:24): so how do i write and put it on the biz blog
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:49:59): 1st thing i'd do is to take this https://doingbiz.squarespace.com/config#/|/blog/6/2015/gorilla-marketing
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:50:21): copy and paste into a new story for medium
The Rent is too Damn High (16:50:32): I dont have the log in
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:53:28): sorry, https://doingbiz.squarespace.com/blog/6/2015/gorilla-marketing
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:53:42): actually, do even copy paste
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:54:01): copy the URL into the "Import Story" feature
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:55:40): then, once you do that, it should transfer everything you wrote automatically
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:56:41): when you're done, use the little ellipses button, "..." and hit ad to publication, choose doing dot biz
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:57:09): then it gets sent to the editors for review.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:57:16): then publication
The Rent is too Damn High (18:15:47): I just saw the human version of tumblr
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:16:20): How dare you not take a picture
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:39:20): https://youtu.be/h7mhFTAJvxA
Thursday, 07 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (05:11:43): She has tattoos. Fat. Half a shaved head. Blue hair. A bull piercing and was reading a book Feminism and you
The Rent is too Damn High (11:03:00): the sales team at nick said that nostalgia is the next big thing to capitalize on. Looks like the NGBM just went legit
Man Spider (11:05:37): They're making a new hey Arnold movie lol. Nostalgia is back baby
The Rent is too Damn High (11:34:38): and the NGBM reported on it first
The Rent is too Damn High (11:34:50): Now this is on the hush hush
The Rent is too Damn High (11:35:36): but i got the inside scoop on an avengers type movie for old nick characters
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:39:15): now that is a good idea
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:39:26): when mid 20s people get nostalgic for the 90s its almost always 90s cartoons
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:46:40): it's never the gulf war
Man Spider (11:51:25): I miss the George Bush Classic, not that newer shit version we had :(
The Rent is too Damn High (12:05:14): there is going to be a legends of the hidden temple reboot and movie
The Rent is too Damn High (12:05:27): i have a list of all there upcoming stuff
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:21:45): Heyo. Doing.biz works again
Man Spider (12:22:25): A hidden of the legends temple movie? I only accept that if, to train going on the show, kids go to a real lost hidden temple to train and go on an adventure so wild by the time they get to the shoe, they'll have learned a larger lesson in life. Also then they wreck everyone else and get that set vacation.
Man Spider (12:41:41): I really want to make this movie now actually with adults playing the kids and bad green screen scenes lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:54:59): But there really is a scripted movie already being made.
Man Spider (13:32:09): So I beat them to the punch with a 5 minute viral youtube video, get them to pay me to take it down so it doesn't distract from their movie, and make a shit ton of profit
Man Spider (13:32:26): That sweet nickelodeon money
The Rent is too Damn High (13:32:53): Or you know just a DNCE
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:34:45): A what?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:34:56): Is that a cease and desist?
The Rent is too Damn High (13:34:57): DNC
The Rent is too Damn High (13:35:07): And the E is for style
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:35:21): Still don't know what it is
Man Spider (13:39:00): I'll call it myths of the hidden pyramid
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:40:52): You got lasers in that pyramid? And wheat? I ain't coming if there ain't lasers. I can do without the wheat
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:10:19): https://doing.biz/my-parents-are-in-miami-for-a-week-c8f85f737100#.bg8wkbx3b
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:10:28): let me know what you guys think
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:00:42): I thought it was funny
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:17:12): Cool
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:17:57): https://medium.com/@joshmargulies/d18d4e90fa8c
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:18:04): I just wrote this one
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:18:10): let me know what you think
Man Spider (20:38:45): http://www.pbs.org/newshour/making-sense/do-you-live-in-a-bubble-a-quiz-2/
Man Spider (20:38:57): I got a 26, wonder what you guys get
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:46:42): I got 19
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:47:38): 27
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:48:09): I guess we've proven that we're white
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:48:41): Yeah I don't work in a factory or watch Dr Phil, guess I'm just too spoiled
Man Spider (20:49:36): I just found it this was written by a conservative and used to be titled "are you a snobby liberal?" So take it with a grain of salt lol
The Rent is too Damn High (21:17:15): 28
The Rent is too Damn High (21:17:41): Do I win white people?
Man Spider (21:18:45): You're the most blue collar/non snobby liberal of us all. You beat josh by 1 point lol
The Rent is too Damn High (21:19:33): Boo. I think Pittsburgh living messed me up
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:19:41): Let's all point and laugh at Pete for having the most significant white privilege
The Rent is too Damn High (21:20:02): By point and laugh you mean admire and want to be
The Rent is too Damn High (21:20:10): WHITE POWEEEERRRR
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:20:38): I mean, let's shame him down to our level
The Rent is too Damn High (21:21:03): We are the unwashed masses to him
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:49:18): So I eat caviar with most meals, Sue me
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:49:44): Caviar on fritos is the shit
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:49:48): Seriously
Friday, 08 April 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:52:10): anyone doing anything later?
The Rent is too Damn High (11:08:41): Your mom
The Rent is too Damn High (11:09:03): I'm doing her taxes. OOOOHHHHHH
Man Spider (11:40:09): I'm literally doing steves taxes tonight lol
The Rent is too Damn High (11:48:08): Why
Man Spider (11:48:52): Because he's a scrub
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:02:09): Can't he just plug that shit into turbotax? Takes like 10 minutes
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:02:26): And I'm away all weekend, AC Beerfest son
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:02:36): Nah b. He's got too much wrapped up on Panama
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:04:41): "Have you operated in an Amazon giftcard fraud ring in the last year?"
Man Spider (12:09:06): He may actually have foreign bank accounts. And dividends according to him but they're put into his foreign bank account so he doesn't need to declare them according to him.
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:09:26): lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:09:36): your brother is literally the sketchiest person i know
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:09:40): Jesus
Man Spider (12:09:52): His plan is to fly over there, take out his money, tape it to his body and fly back
Man Spider (12:09:57): So he won't be taxed on it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:10:07): LOL
The Rent is too Damn High (12:10:13): Please tell me that's real
Man Spider (12:10:18): This is what he told me after I asked how he plans to get this money tax free which is his goal
Man Spider (12:10:20): It's very real
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:10:22): where is there?
Man Spider (12:10:28): I think Belize
The Rent is too Damn High (12:10:34): He going to jail
Man Spider (12:10:51): Thing is I don't think it's enough money for anyone to care about
Man Spider (12:11:02): Oh he has a few hundred bucks, probably was in his wallet
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:11:27): it's not like $5,000 or something?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:12:01): I think the legal limit your allowed to travel with before being flagged is like $10,000
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:12:32): is your brother involved with human traficking by any chance
Man Spider (12:14:17): Well he's no declaring shit josh
Man Spider (12:14:33): If it was 100000 he'd be taping it to his body under his clothes like wolf of Wallstreet style
Man Spider (12:14:45): He doesn't want to pay taxes at all
Man Spider (12:15:08): I can't wait till he's implicated in the Panama papers for a shell company worth 200 dollars
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:15:29): Why doesn't he just move to a 3rd world country
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:15:40): He's American, so he'll get the ladies
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:15:46): and he knows computers
Man Spider (12:15:46): Lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:15:52): he can just mine bitcoins all day
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:16:15): Just become a cheap Bond villian
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:16:57): just wait till steve.edu gets found out
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:16:59): "My dream was to avoid paying taxes. But now, I plan to take down the IRS. MWah hahaha"
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:18:18): honestly, steve.edu is a better than doing. biz will ever be
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:19:40): well it all circles back to amazon gift card scams
Man Spider (12:19:45): You should hear how he says he's going to sue the shit out the telemarketers and make 1000
Man Spider (12:19:55): It's amazon all the way down
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:20:12): theyre not as good as cash. they're BETTER than cash
The Rent is too Damn High (13:09:32): steal 62 dollars from steve
The Rent is too Damn High (13:09:42): AND PAY ME MY GOD DAMN MONEY
Man Spider (13:10:42): Where's my money biznatch
Man Spider (13:10:54): I paid for you fags to write about bird sodomy
Man Spider (13:10:58): And post it to the world
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:10:58): Exactly. We don't owe you shit
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:11:27): Lori might though
Man Spider (13:11:38): In hindsight, it was regrettable having my name attached to a site proposing bird rape
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:12:11): Not on the internet anymore
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:12:27): Plus, you can change your name if you want
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:12:33): Just go to the DMV
Man Spider (13:12:37): Yea but between us NGBM will always be associated with bird rape
Man Spider (13:12:55): And I mean on whois.com, they'd see I paid for the site I believe
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:13:00): It wasn't rape. It was sodomy
Man Spider (13:13:15): Whatever helps you sleep at night
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:13:18): Nah. Just my name and home address and cell phone
Man Spider (13:13:19): Those birds suffered
Man Spider (13:13:39): Oh only my name and home address and cell phone that's all ok cool lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:13:53): Your name didn't appear anywhere
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:14:01): You don't own the domain
Man Spider (13:14:52): Right it's all under your name
Man Spider (13:15:00): None
Man Spider (13:16:14): Well now I'm pissed I paid for it and my names not even associated with the sodomy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:16:30): Yeah. Which is why I'm purchasing protection so it won't appear anymore
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:30:33): josh i googled your name and nothing came up
The Rent is too Damn High (13:32:22): I googled it and a lot or bench warrants came up
The Rent is too Damn High (13:46:26): Should I buy a Laimbeer jersey or a Thomas jersey
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:48:46): There's a lot of Josh Margulies out there. One is a really bad actor trying to be a comedian. Another is a copywriter
The Rent is too Damn High (13:49:14): I think you type Rene Polanco by mistake
The Rent is too Damn High (13:52:20): Wanna play basketball this weekend?
Man Spider (14:03:41): I'm so down for basketball
Man Spider (14:03:44): Or tennis either or
Man Spider (14:04:01): I didn't know you were also trying to he an actor josh
Man Spider (14:04:02): Zing
Saturday, 09 April 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:08:47): Jessie is moving on April 30th, would you guys be able to help? She will provide food and beer and inspirational words from Jack Garbarino
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:49:48): Got a truck?
Man Spider (10:50:18): I can probably use the 350 from Tri Form if needed
Man Spider (10:50:41): Can fit a matress/bed frame and more
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:51:53): I don't have anywhere to be. Where is she moving from and where is the new place?
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:55:22): She's moving to Randolph from West caldwell. Like a half hour drive. We will probably get a uhaul , the truck might help tho
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:56:09): She's got a mattress, table, bed frame, desk, bookshelf, chairs, dresser and some random crap
Man Spider (10:57:11): I'll bring it anyway in case uhaul isn't big enough, if it is no harm no foul.
The Rent is too Damn High (11:08:15): If it's a Saturday I can help
The Rent is too Damn High (11:08:38): I'll ride bitch in the 350
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:40:23): Also
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:33:04): AC Beerfest is the best thing ever
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:33:36): How many breweries?
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:47:01): Pretty much every one I've ever heard of
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:47:36): Can you buy bottles to-go?
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:47:47): Unfortunately not
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:48:29): Malarkey
Sunday, 10 April 2016
Man Spider (10:28:56): Evan said a reversal of "my dad can beat up your dad". It's "my son can beat up your son". Dad's pit their sons against each other for pride and side action betting
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:36:04): Isn't that pretty much the sport of boxing?
Man Spider (11:56:22): Does boxing have the boxers dad's trash talking
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:01:19): I think this could be a game changer
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:09:52): If they are their promoters. Yeah.
Man Spider (12:15:04): Yea but boxers are also adults
Man Spider (12:15:07): I'm talking tweens
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:16:42): Ah. Now we got something to work with
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:16:58): Playground brawlers
Man Spider (12:17:38): My son. You're son. The playground after school.
The Rent is too Damn High (12:25:12): My dads son could kick all your asses
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:27:26): Three of my kids could kick your dad's ass
The Rent is too Damn High (12:28:10): Pete I told you. Jars full of your semen don't count as kids
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:30:20): Ooo. Foster kids. You take them in. You make them fight. You make the money.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:30:30): Then they go to the next foster "home"
The Rent is too Damn High (12:30:45): I'm gunna troll the inner cities
The Rent is too Damn High (12:31:04): These are my sons Jamal and Kimbo
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:32:49): Kimbo likes that weird part of skin between the thumb and index finger. That's why we've grinded down his teeth. He's a biter.
The Rent is too Damn High (12:35:09): This my son Logan. He got atomamuim on his skeleton
Man Spider (12:36:01): I call the big one bitey
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:38:44): We got one here, Paco; he's a hair-puller. Head hair, beard, armpit, chest. It don't matter. \n\nAny of your kids hit puberty yet. Yeah, well tell them to shave their pubes.
The Rent is too Damn High (12:39:17): Miguel over here. He loco.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:40:12): Paco, Miguel, Pablo, and Jeremy. Together we call them 4 Loko
The Rent is too Damn High (12:40:45): Beciase they are always drunk and on energy drinks
The Rent is too Damn High (12:40:56): Yea the 8. What about it
The Rent is too Damn High (16:49:52): June 11th there is another reptile show
The Rent is too Damn High (16:49:57): Same place.
Man Spider (16:50:39): Another 4 dollar low carb omlette for me. I kind of want a reptile now though. I think a snake.
The Rent is too Damn High (16:51:03): Those are the best places to get them
The Rent is too Damn High (16:51:55): There's on on April 30th but we are helping Jessie move
The Rent is too Damn High (16:52:06): And I need to get a hair cut that day
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:23:02): Brian, buy the snake. You know what you must name it
The Rent is too Damn High (17:23:27): Stan
The Rent is too Damn High (17:24:00): I have the equipment
The Rent is too Damn High (17:24:11): They are easy to take care of
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:24:28): No. Goku.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:24:36): And you have a gravity chamber?
The Rent is too Damn High (17:26:02): I can make a gravity bong
The Rent is too Damn High (17:30:49): Was Ed Oneil the bad guy in little giants ?
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:30:58): I'll go with you guys
The Rent is too Damn High (17:31:14): It was fun last time
The Rent is too Damn High (17:31:22): Josh you in ?
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:31:49): You can get an alligator for $125
The Rent is too Damn High (17:32:19): The sign says makes good pet
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:35:10): Pretty sure he was the bad guy. What about this reptile thing? Can I harass people?
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:35:40): These are not the kinds of people you may want to harass
The Rent is too Damn High (17:35:41): June 11th and those people have venous and dangerous animals
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:36:15): Not off to a good start
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:36:20): The kind of guy who buys an alligator in a Chinese food container is probably more dangerous than any creature there
The Rent is too Damn High (17:39:34): You will look at animals that cost more then you will make in a year
The Rent is too Damn High (17:39:47): There were a few 70k snakes
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:45:11): I'll have to let you know. Doesn't sound all that appealing
The Rent is too Damn High (17:46:04): If you don't want to go do t worry about it. We do stop this awesome meat place on the way back though
Man Spider (18:31:26): Oh yea if we could stop again. That still is the best ribeye I've ever had.
The Rent is too Damn High (18:32:58): I figured we make it like a tri annual thing
The Rent is too Damn High (18:33:02): One in June.
The Rent is too Damn High (18:33:04): August.
The Rent is too Damn High (18:33:07): October
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:33:32): June 11 works for me
The Rent is too Damn High (18:34:48): Jessie or Haley want to come
The Rent is too Damn High (18:34:53): I can take 5
The Rent is too Damn High (18:35:28): Well 4 and Brian my get want to drop a few pounds
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:42:29): I'll ask jessie
Monday, 11 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (10:22:34): Josh, write an article on how Sponsorship and Branded content are awesome and i will sneak it into my presentation
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:33:27): What's the presentation about?
The Rent is too Damn High (10:37:27): ad blocking
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:38:10): When's the deadline?
The Rent is too Damn High (11:05:30): tomorrow
The Rent is too Damn High (11:05:34): or may 6th
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:06:15): O boy. I'll see what I can do. How ridiculous can I be?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:06:29): And for exactly are you sneaking it in?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:06:34): How*
The Rent is too Damn High (11:06:56): im presenting solutions to adblocking for the higher ups
The Rent is too Damn High (11:07:04): the CEO
The Rent is too Damn High (11:07:06): COO
The Rent is too Damn High (11:07:10): Alot of EVPS
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:12:32): How much you like your job?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:12:51): Cause imma get you fired, bitch.
The Rent is too Damn High (11:17:13): just make it as ridiculous as you want ill pick and choice the parts I need, like "Bird Sodemy has skyrocketed due to our new sponsored bird catchers."
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:35:30): Who are your sponsors. I'll write something about that sponsor and why sponsored content is so great
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:53:18): How's this title: \n\nSponsored Content, Content Sponsors:\nPleasing the Dupers
The Rent is too Damn High (18:54:23): There are a lot of jobs at the new labs for networks you would be good for Josh
The Rent is too Damn High (18:54:35): NBC just opened up one
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:55:32): I've applied to so many jobs at Disney, NBC, CBS, FOX, and all the others. Never heard back about a single one
The Rent is too Damn High (18:55:52): You gotta look for the labs
The Rent is too Damn High (18:56:00): That's the trendy shit
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:56:15): what you mean labs?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:56:39): It's called nbc labs. It's the new content and tech platforms
The Rent is too Damn High (18:57:32): I'm not big enough in the scene yet to make moves
The Rent is too Damn High (18:57:42): You can always apply to the program I'm in
The Rent is too Damn High (18:57:48): They start in June
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:57:59): I've given up on desk jobs
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:58:03): I just get depressed
The Rent is too Damn High (18:58:37): I can't help you then
The Rent is too Damn High (18:58:59): My company is super non cooperate
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:59:18): what exactly do you do?
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:59:50): What kind of work are you looking for josh
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:03:34): Is GroupMe acting weird for you guys? Maybe it's just my internet.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:04:16): But I have no idea
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:04:28): Spoke to a Navy recruiter today
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:04:42): Maybe I'll do carpentry
Man Spider (19:04:56): Yea it's messing up for me
The Rent is too Damn High (19:05:03): I'm in national broadcast. So I make the plans and buy the spits for a client on the national scale. The CBS. NBCs.
The Rent is too Damn High (19:05:20): Yea me too
Man Spider (19:05:33): Just come with me to corner, you can start as lookout. If you're good I might put you in charge of the count
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:06:29): I'm at the point where I want to go to grad school, but loans scare the crap out of me
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:06:36): and the military pays for it all
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:06:59): but they're also afraid to recruit me cause of injuries and that arrest
Man Spider (19:07:17): Hey federal loans and then income based repayment and they're not do bad. Especially if you end up going into the government to work you can get them forgiven in 10 years
Man Spider (19:07:29): Get federal loans*
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:07:44): well, if the navy takes me, I'm doing it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:07:53): even if its enlistment
Man Spider (19:07:55): Also grad school online costs less than 10k at certain places
Man Spider (19:08:12): One I looked at was 6k and that was 2 years at Georgia tech
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:08:19): yeah, but what I wanna do requires networking and being in the right school/area
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:08:26): GW, maryland, georgetown
The Rent is too Damn High (19:21:05): They won't take you Josh.
The Rent is too Damn High (19:21:09): Your knee.
The Rent is too Damn High (19:21:13): I looked into it too
The Rent is too Damn High (19:21:19): We would barely make a draft
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:21:36): Not true but OK
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:22:48): You just have to get a medical waiver
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:23:03): Quite common
The Rent is too Damn High (19:23:11): Maybe my knee was worse then yours but I thought about enlisting and I talked to a few ROTC program heads and they said I wouldn't be eligible
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:27:06): Did you have reconstructive surgery?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:27:35): You just need to show that you had surgery, physical therapy, and any follow ups
Man Spider (19:27:43): Marcs part black becauae of that surgery
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:28:17): Cadaver?
Man Spider (19:28:53): And circle gets the square
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:29:51): Yeah, definitely a race thing
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:31:19): Power
Man Spider (20:34:31): http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-keep-my-grandfathers-mind-active-calling-him-eve-1589?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:37:58): that was pretty good
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:59:25): https://medium.com/@joshmargulies/89f53bcb7477
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:59:29): Here you go Marc
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:59:46): I have no idea what my message is, but I wrote it
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:12:07): I'm glad you used the guy with porn sites tattooed on his face
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:17:57): Hostgator Dotcom. My capitalist hero.
Tuesday, 12 April 2016
Man Spider (08:48:08): http://youtu.be/Qalj8wEh3ic
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:21:33): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQl1vos8YQY&feature
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:29:55): classic elvis "smoke em if you got em" presley
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:30:39): Hey Marcy, how'd the presentation go?
The Rent is too Damn High (11:43:46): At 12:30
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:57:19): Using my work?
The Rent is too Damn High (11:59:00): "An industry leader said they want a killer Return on Investment. And there\u2019s always money to be had. They seep their way through the cracks. Ooze out of every pore. They make money selling us fresh-squeezed juice. They make money from our fresh-squeezed juices."
Man Spider (12:00:11): Nobody pays me in juices
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:00:56): Noice
The Rent is too Damn High (12:00:56): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:01:46): Gotta include the condom picture. Don't make sense otherwise
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:01:58): Or a reference to condoms or tampons
Man Spider (12:02:10): Marc are you trying to get fired though lol
Man Spider (12:02:32): Or do these people enjoy our odd brand of humor
The Rent is too Damn High (12:03:12): the world may never know
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:07:03): Are you actually leaving that in there?
Man Spider (12:09:52): Do it faggot
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:10:25): Much respect if you do. Takes balls
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:25:53): why would you say that at work lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:26:11): unless your boss is a 420 weed smoking beach boy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:27:52): If advertising were that easy, I'd be making 200k a year
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:39:15): We need updates Marc. Don't hold out on us Marc. I'm getting impatient Marc
The Rent is too Damn High (13:51:17): i was told to pack up my thing
The Rent is too Damn High (13:51:37): AND MOVE TO THE CORNER OFFICE
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:52:02): So what actually happened
The Rent is too Damn High (14:15:40): I did a run through
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:19:23): Did you take anyone's job or virginity
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:36:27): Define a run through
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:56:28): are you faggettes doing anything on saturday?
Man Spider (15:57:01): I have to check don't think so
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:18:25): Nah
Wednesday, 13 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (15:50:03): Ever just want to destroy something beautiful
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:51:32): Every time I shave my balls, I disgrace God's work
The Rent is too Damn High (15:53:15): Well as enlightening as that is. I actually mean it. Just like destroy something nice just to do it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:11:48): No
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:14:17): I want to pee into the grand canyon, does that count
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:14:57): Already did that, bitch
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:15:01): Come at me
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:15:06): Lucky
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:15:23): I was already at the bottom though
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:16:17): I definitely pissed on the ground in Israel though. Desecrated the shit out of the holy land
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:23:08): Fuck the dirt jews
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:13:40): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:37:30): His roommate is awesome. He has been pretty vocally and adamantly opposed to his campaign since the beginning.
Thursday, 14 April 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:19:17): imagine trying to write your term paper while ted cruz is jerking it in his bunk
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:29:31): "Hey Craig!"\n\n"Yeah, Ted?"\n\n"You like Reagan?"\n\n"You fucking kidding me? That a-hole is gonna destroy the economy, if not the world. Ain't no coincidence that there's six letters in all his name. Ronald Wilson Reagan. 666 Ted!"\n\n"Keep going Craig. Don't stop."\n\n"Don't even get me started. This trickle down economics shit is deplorable"\n\n"I'll show you trickle down"
Man Spider (10:44:44): Check out my wolf of Wallstreet prowess
Man Spider (10:44:53): None
Man Spider (10:44:58): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:46:00): Is that all today?
Man Spider (10:46:24): What's it say nigga
Man Spider (10:46:45): At this rate just give me 116 billion to play with and I can eliminate USAs debt
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:46:48): It's not specific
Man Spider (10:47:07): Second picture it days today the daily %
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:47:32): Screen shots could have been taken days apart
Man Spider (10:47:54): Robinhood is actually fucking up and scaring me lol. I opened it up this morning and it only said I had 6 dollars in. Then it switched to what I actually had and calculated my percentage with that over the 6 dollars
Man Spider (10:48:04): Hence the 16,343% increase
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:48:23): What the hell did you invest in?
Man Spider (10:49:02): Nothing it's a glitch lol
Man Spider (10:49:10): I did not make 16000% in one day
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:49:30): Ooo. Cash out bitch. Capitalize on their mistake
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:49:46): Like the first episode of family guy
Man Spider (10:49:47): If I did with what I had in there I'd have made almost 2 million lol
Man Spider (10:50:10): Lol no the second part is not a mistake I actually do have 1119 in it, it's just calculating my rate wrong
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:50:43): Ah
Man Spider (10:51:33): But like I always do, I'm gonna pull out
Friday, 15 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (07:52:34): Josh look into the market group. They are in Morris town. They do tech and marketing
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:05:46): I'm not seeing a company by that name on Google
The Rent is too Damn High (08:06:12): It's three companies
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:06:21): Plot twist
The Rent is too Damn High (08:06:32): Brush fire
The Rent is too Damn High (08:06:38): Market something
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:06:47): If you want a job with them you must reunite the three companies
The Rent is too Damn High (08:06:49): And IP
The Rent is too Damn High (08:07:01): It's is your destiny
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:07:10): MarketSomething.com is a great name
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:07:13): And defeat the warchief of each organization in hand to hand combat
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:07:35): Who's the final boss?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:07:44): The Jew run media?
The Rent is too Damn High (08:07:45): the copier
The Rent is too Damn High (08:07:48): It's jammed
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:08:05): The Jews control the media. But who controls the Jews?
The Rent is too Damn High (08:08:20): Smaller Jews
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:08:31): The microjews
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:08:46): Nah. The Dirt Jews
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:12:47): Who Watches Moisha Watchman?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (08:13:26): Huh
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:15:34): http://www.theonion.com/article/study-women-always-answer-their-phones-unless-they-18254?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing
Man Spider (08:17:10): Fucking cucks
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:17:22): you guys want to grab dinner in the city or something tomorrow?
The Rent is too Damn High (10:22:03): I'm game
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:57:19): Where you thinking? Maybe a comedy show after
The Rent is too Damn High (11:04:54): There are a bunch of comedy places in the village
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:09:00): We can do that
The Rent is too Damn High (11:09:18): Or we can go to a nice dinner
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:09:24): I'd be up for brooklyn or Chelsea or something too
The Rent is too Damn High (11:09:27): Then murder hobos
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:09:33): Then go heckle Rene after
The Rent is too Damn High (11:09:38): Brooklyn is to far
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:09:46): Just hop on the subway
The Rent is too Damn High (11:09:55): Depends where
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:10:40): Brooklyn is a schlep
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:12:21): ya'll bunch of haters
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:12:28): williamsburg is the mecca of the west
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:13:12): but the village is cool too
The Rent is too Damn High (11:13:44): I work there so we can take the path or subway
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:15:14): coo coo
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:15:31): i think i still have like $5 on a metro card
The Rent is too Damn High (11:15:40): There are some cool cheap bars
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:15:51): have you been to continental? cheap af
The Rent is too Damn High (11:15:52): I have unlimited paths
Man Spider (11:16:49): I think me and haley are hiking this weekend
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:17:16): aw ok
Man Spider (11:17:23): I'll see what the rub is
The Rent is too Damn High (11:17:26): You two don't hike
Man Spider (11:17:44): We're bikers, not hikers
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:17:56): its slang for "abduct children at the supermarket"
Man Spider (11:20:54): Were kidnappers but we're not sleeping
The Rent is too Damn High (14:34:50): None
The Rent is too Damn High (22:34:35): My coworker tonight said this to me "I thought you always tried to hard to fit in. Now I know you don't care about any of us and just want to see it all crumble. I can respect that"
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:35:25): So you tried to destroy something beautiful
The Rent is too Damn High (22:35:32): I did
The Rent is too Damn High (22:35:52): I destroyed a budding relationship with 1 sentence
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:36:36): "Wanna see my anal leakage?"
The Rent is too Damn High (22:37:01): "So when is this three some happening"
Saturday, 16 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (23:27:15): I don't think that's right
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:59:45): http://genius.com/Jay-z-and-kanye-west-niggas-in-paris-lyrics
Sunday, 17 April 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:00:10): It's "fine me". Not find
Bonesaw Is Ready (00:05:00): Kanyes references are out of control
The Rent is too Damn High (00:06:03): Yea the next line is what's 50,000 grand to a nigga like me can you please remind me
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:11:24): http://www.forbes.com/sites/julieweed/2016/04/16/despite-banned-ads-dankstop-harnesses-social-media-to-grow-an-online-bong-mall/#6db26ff7290e
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:11:44): See this shit. Feliks is rich
Bonesaw Is Ready (00:12:08): Yea I saw that
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:12:22): Talked to these two idiots last year about their company. They offered me a job
Bonesaw Is Ready (00:13:07): In retrospect you should have said yes
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:13:27): Eh. Not like I'd be rolling in cash.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:14:09): Plus, Tommy chong went to prison for selling a bong to someone in the wrong state via online sales. Still very risky
Bonesaw Is Ready (00:16:11): Felix can always just fall back on his Russian mob connections if the heat gets too much
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:16:43): He also does camera work
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:16:58): He shot the super bowl the other year
Man Spider (10:28:39): This would have been the perfect job for you josh
Man Spider (10:29:02): Weed, Internet social media, advertising. What job did they offer you
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:29:17): Marijuana tester
Man Spider (10:35:56): Josh ask them if they need a bookkeeper/numbers guy
The Rent is too Damn High (10:43:07): The tommy Ching thing was fucked up.
The Rent is too Damn High (10:43:21): I saw a documentary on it
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:44:04): Yea it wasn't fair
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:44:15): Pretty sure they have their open jobs listed on their site
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (10:44:29): They work out of Raritan center
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:46:20): You should apply lol
Monday, 18 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (12:41:35): THEY MADE A THANKSKILLING 3
The Rent is too Damn High (12:41:45): THEY DIDNT MAKE A 2
The Rent is too Damn High (12:42:00): THE PLOT OF 3 is to explain why there isnt a 2
The Rent is too Damn High (12:42:05): 420
The Rent is too Damn High (12:42:11): we are finding
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:31:48): god damn it i had that idea years ago with kazaam
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:32:16): although i guess Troll 2 beat both of us to the punch
Tuesday, 19 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (08:16:14): Medium seems to be super left leaning judging by I only selected Tech as an interest and I'm getting feminist articles
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:16:41): That's just the internet in general
Man Spider (08:52:53): Subscribe to red pill authors to even it out
The Rent is too Damn High (09:18:33): I got sent an article advice for my three sons. And boy howdy is it some shitty advice
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:25:24): Pit them against each other until only one alpha son stands
The Rent is too Damn High (12:57:04): Adult swim gave us a presentation and showed us Rick and Morty
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:57:38): Did you find out how plumbuses are made
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:55:11): NGBM in real life http://gawker.com/i-have-no-idea-what-this-startup-does-and-nobody-will-t-1771036238
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:00:06): we got beat to the punch boys
The Rent is too Damn High (14:02:32): It's a native ad to run hype
The Rent is too Damn High (14:02:39): Get your shit together Pete
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:03:21): what do you mean
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:04:55): That article was great
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:05:01): We need to mock them
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:24:48): They're living our dream
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:25:14): They got Selena Gomez and Casey neistat and a bunch of other notable people to sign up for a group that does nothing
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:26:26): I have an idea for an organization. we start a charity aimed at ending poverty. however we admit that it is impossible to end poverty on a worldwide scale so we are going to be realistic and just end poverty for one person
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:26:53): so we just keep getting people to donate shit to this one guy, pressuring them that if they stop donating hes going right back onto the streets and its their fault
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:33:04): Or you know, us
Wednesday, 20 April 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:36:34): even better
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:38:49): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:39:08): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:39:23): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:39:43): Happy holidays you heathens
Man Spider (12:57:08): Wait was chris rock really on Eric Andre lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:57:27): Yurp
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:06:23): I'm going to smoke the biggest fucking cigarette today
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:04:08): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:25:42): None
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:58:43): Looks like it's not working out for Rene
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:00:53): I saw that earlier but I was on my laptop and didn't wanna make the effort to screenshot and upload
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:04:17): Think someone sat him down and said, son you ain't funny.\n\nOr was it a crushing realization that he can no longer afford rent in NYC as a comedy bitch
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:45:21): I kind of feel bad joking about his career now
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:45:54): That's just you being introspective cause you high
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:46:17): But yeah. I feel bad too. But it's an easy target
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:50:11): To be fair his jokes were real bad
The Rent is too Damn High (20:51:14): As a capitalist I don't feel bad when people fall at business ventures. Rene was a vegan humus place in the heart of Texas. Some people like it. But mostly just him
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:51:52): That's true, like hummus his humor only appealed to health conscious Muslims
The Rent is too Damn High (20:55:11): Or people just trying to fit in
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:55:59): Hey, Jews too
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:56:06): And people in Austin
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:59:08): Who knows, maybe his stand-up got better.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:59:11): Probably not
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:00:17): I heard he's been getting into airline food jokes
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:02:14): I heard recently that Jet Blue recently got into the hot dinner game. \n\nMore like Jet Red, like the roof of my mouth. It's NUTS how hot that pizza was. Mamma Mia.
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:02:59): Please , take my wife! My name's Rene, thank you, goodnight
The Rent is too Damn High (21:04:17): Even though Josh was making fun of Rene's jokes. That was still so bad o want him and Rene to fail at comedy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:05:19): Who and Rene?
The Rent is too Damn High (21:05:27): You
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:05:40): Aww. That's cute
The Rent is too Damn High (21:05:52): That joke was so bad. I want you to start a comedy career and fail
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:06:13): Although I am unemployed. It's the perfect precursor to a career in comedy
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:06:46): Take Rene's old job
The Rent is too Damn High (21:07:05): Then fail and take his new job
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:07:34): So what's the deal with bird cochlea s?
The Rent is too Damn High (21:08:02): I read that as bird Cochella
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:08:12): Big bird, more like big slut, am I right everyone? My name's Josh
The Rent is too Damn High (21:08:17): I also saw Theresa from highschool on the train
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:10:17): There was a Theresa in high school?
The Rent is too Damn High (21:10:28): Asian
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:13:46): I remember the Asian girl from high school
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:14:49): Describe her booty
Thursday, 21 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (07:44:24): Not there
The Rent is too Damn High (07:45:10): My new motto is "hotter then the sands. Bigger then the ocean"
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:49:53): I like it
The Rent is too Damn High (12:02:55): I would have sex with Megyn Kelly
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:12:52): Pretty sure none of us would be opposed to banging her.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:13:18): Some would be loving fucks. Other hate fucks. But fucks nonetheless.
Man Spider (12:22:43): A love to hate fuck
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:29:43): I want to put a baby in her
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:30:26): Don't promise baby to crazy
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:31:14): Or you just want to surgically implant an already born baby back into the womb? Cause I could get down with that.
The Rent is too Damn High (12:45:52): I love how I'll say like a normal thing and then we just go off
Man Spider (12:47:45): It is pretty funny how fast something devolves in this group chat
Man Spider (12:48:22): Think haley secretly believes were all under 100 IQ when I show her some of these conversations
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:55:21): Prince died :(
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:55:43): and you gotta keep these things from the women folk, it only serves to upset them. after all, they are the gentler sex
The Rent is too Damn High (12:57:23): Rip Prince. You were a king
The Rent is too Damn High (12:57:32): Chyna died too
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:58:31): i hope they are both having freaky sex up in heaven
The Rent is too Damn High (12:58:37): None
The Rent is too Damn High (12:58:41): RIP
Man Spider (13:05:16): Can't believe the Prince of China died
The Rent is too Damn High (20:01:34): Can I get ride to Jessie's next week
Man Spider (20:02:27): Gotcha
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:00:09): Thanks for doing this guys, she appreciates it and I appreciate the help as well
Friday, 22 April 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:30:53): https://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?a=gkZ6OBbb66M&u=/watch&v=A1a5QQoHh60&feature=share
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:14:09): What's doing, my homeboys?
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:20:23): I'm out tonight but I ain't doing shit tomorrow if you guys want to do something
The Rent is too Damn High (18:21:43): I'm out
The Rent is too Damn High (19:06:31): When are we celebrating my 24th birthday
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:08:30): Why are birthdays even celebrated in the first place
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:09:06): Congratulations, you're one year closer to death
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:34:03): What do you want to do for your birthday?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:35:10): I couldn't care less what I do for my birthday
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:46:44): Then we are going to a male strip club for your birthday
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:47:59): Jokes on you. You're the one that's gonna be slippin ones in banana hammocks
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:58:55): You mean tubmans
The Rent is too Damn High (21:45:41): I'm turning 25 this year
The Rent is too Damn High (21:45:43): You fucks owe me a birthday
The Rent is too Damn High (21:46:17): Asked 1 coworker to go\nTo a stop club. He went
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:46:35): I'll go if I get to hold my nose
The Rent is too Damn High (22:01:23): Nah. Pussy is pussy
The Rent is too Damn High (22:01:29): I'm a strip club vet
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:02:25): Can I sniff some b holes
The Rent is too Damn High (22:04:08): I'm really good at liyimg to strippers
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:04:44): Whatever it takes to get my face by their brown eyes
The Rent is too Damn High (22:06:53): Listen. It so easy to blow strippers off
Man Spider (22:51:08): I don't understand. Why do lie to strippers if you're paying them
Man Spider (22:51:17): You lie to*
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:51:57): Strip clubs are awful
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:52:25): And plus, the Internet
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:52:35): It's a thing.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:52:38): Porn
The Rent is too Damn High (23:14:31): Listen
The Rent is too Damn High (23:14:42): Strippers have titties
The Rent is too Damn High (23:14:51): I lie to girls fro free
The Rent is too Damn High (23:15:01): I gunna lie when it cost money
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:20:42): It's more cost effective to forego the latter
The Rent is too Damn High (23:29:33): Text ex girlfriend. Yes or no
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:32:15): \ufffd
Saturday, 23 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (00:18:35): I asked one damn time to a strip club and we went with a coworker
The Rent is too Damn High (00:18:47): Brian tried to take me but it closed
The Rent is too Damn High (00:19:09): So Pete and Josh owe me titiea
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:30:31): Pete. You're up.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:30:49): None
The Rent is too Damn High (00:31:20): Josh just sent his nipple on Passover
The Rent is too Damn High (00:31:24): That's baller
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (00:32:14): It's a first born thing. None of you would understand.
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:58:27): What's good for today biz boyz
Man Spider (13:01:44): Free tonight to do whatevez
Man Spider (13:01:51): And I mean whatevez ;)
The Rent is too Damn High (13:02:18): I'm free I think. Well if I beat syndicate first
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:29:08): I'm not doing shit
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:15:40): Aight cool
Man Spider (15:15:32): Bowling maybe?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:12:49): Sunburned Latino jokes. Classic
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:36:05): Whatever you guys want to do
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:41:55): Toilet shopping?
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:53:18): You bey
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:53:19): Bet
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:42:16): Alright I'm just gonna have dinner and then I'm free
Man Spider (18:51:41): I just got Colorado medicinal gummy bears if anyone wants to try one
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:51:54): I do lol
Man Spider (18:53:40): Cool beans lol. It came in a bag of 12. Don't know how strong each is but in my past experience it'd better to eat less at first and add later if needed lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:57:43): My body is ready
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:57:51): Let's take one and ho see die hard 5
Man Spider (18:58:06): I'M ON VACATION
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:04:43): Where we meeting
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:14:57): You guys eating grizzly bears?
Man Spider (20:16:21): They're called dummy bears I believe
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:18:16): I'll go buy beer for myself. Watch a movie? Play pool? Shoot a porno?
The Rent is too Damn High (20:19:23): I'm feeling a bit under the weather. So\nI'm gunna stay in tonight. All that dick sucking
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:21:19): I'm down to play pool and watch a movie. Feel better Marc, next time wash the dick before deep throating
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:22:11): Yeah, uncircumcised cock smegma can be a real nuisance.
Man Spider (20:22:54): Feel better Marc. I'm down for pool and a movie
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:23:09): Cool beans
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:25:43): ok im gonna leave in 15
Man Spider (20:29:38): No you leave now
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:29:51): \ufffd
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:57:37): Omw
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:57:49): I'm a bad estimater of time
Man Spider (20:59:00): What are you a drug dealer
Man Spider (20:59:14): My names Brian and I'll be here all week
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:19:26): You guys are at Brian's right
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:19:39): Before I walk in like I own the place
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:19:53): Yeah
Sunday, 24 April 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (12:09:47): Would you guys be able to be at Jessie's place at 9 on Saturday ?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:12:37): Depends when Brian can get the work truck
Man Spider (12:13:19): I'll pick it up Friday night or early Saturday. 9 should be fine. What's the address?
The Rent is too Damn High (13:11:45): Want to pick me up Brian ?
The Rent is too Damn High (13:11:53): Doesn't make sence for me to drive to your place
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:14:13): Her address is 1048 Bloomfield Ave, apt 2d, West Caldwell NJ. Basically you just get on the parkway, get off at 145, then take 280 to exit 1, then it's just local roads to her place
The Rent is too Damn High (13:16:26): We moving her squat rack too?
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:16:49): Just her power rack, aka wine rack
Man Spider (13:19:43): Yea I'll scoop you marc
The Rent is too Damn High (13:21:35): Thanks. So wanna pick me up at like 8:15-8:30
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:22:07): i promise it wont be that bad lol
The Rent is too Damn High (13:26:54): How many bottles of wine we moving?
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:27:19): a lot
The Rent is too Damn High (13:37:26): Normal bottles or Carlo Rossi sized
The Rent is too Damn High (13:37:40): I Also just dropped 45lbs in my foot
Man Spider (17:01:21): Yea I'll scoop you then
The Rent is too Damn High (20:47:18): My company raised money to stop anti guy bullying. I'm not against gay people. I just don't like people telling me I have to do something. They get really aggressive for you to donate.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:48:21): Das capitalism for ya
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:48:53): Why don't we just start a fund to get more gay people into bullying
The Rent is too Damn High (20:48:55): Like there is a walk for AIDS. That's fine. It's in Brooklyn and I don't want to go.
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:48:59): Even the playing fields
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:49:18): Forced charity is some bullshit tho
The Rent is too Damn High (20:49:23): I'm for bullying
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:49:38): Isn't the church forced charity?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:50:09): Getting shamed if you don't put money in the dish
The Rent is too Damn High (20:50:21): Nah you can let that shit go
The Rent is too Damn High (20:50:58): Also if your going to church you are agreeing and going with everything
The Rent is too Damn High (20:51:58): You walk by people wanting money for things you by the grocery store
The Rent is too Damn High (20:54:04): On the reals though people are terrible but bullying in gay or race isn't bullying.
The Rent is too Damn High (20:54:23): That's rascist or homophobic.
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:54:34): Yea nobody cares if you don't put anything in the collection basket
The Rent is too Damn High (20:54:49): If you were a tail to school and meow like a cat. Maybe you should get bullied a little to change
The Rent is too Damn High (21:21:43): Alright time the fuck out
The Rent is too Damn High (21:21:59): Kesha had sex with a ghost
Man Spider (21:27:35): Sex with a ghost?
The Rent is too Damn High (21:28:11): Yea. She even wrote a song about it
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:34:50): Haven't we all
The Rent is too Damn High (21:35:34): I keep telling you Pete. That wasn't a ghost it's a Klan Memeber
Monday, 25 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (13:29:59): I realized today. That you have to plan advertising stereotyping people.
Tuesday, 26 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (14:30:04): Well he's got my vote now
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:37:35): I saw like twenty minutes of her show girls and I want to throw something at the screen. Just a bunch of whining and complaining. Also, she's disgusting.
The Rent is too Damn High (14:40:38): The article described her as "a human ziploc bag of lumpy cottage cheese"
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:46:26): She looks like she probably smells like feet
The Rent is too Damn High (14:47:34): She looks like the kinda girl who you'd be ashamed to take to McDonald's
The Rent is too Damn High (14:47:43): Or be in line with her
The Rent is too Damn High (14:52:33): Like I'd fuck her. But just for the story. And like never tell anyone the story.
Man Spider (15:44:57): https://i.imgur.com/BF303GK.jpg
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:45:51): Fuck Hillary Clinton
Man Spider (15:46:15): Don't christian-splain to me
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:48:05): Imma CROSS-examine you
The Rent is too Damn High (15:54:08): What I imagine Lena Dunham looks\nlike naked. She would be the girl who keeps a bra on during sex.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:58:44): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:59:12): dont open that at work
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:59:13): NSFW
The Rent is too Damn High (15:59:20): My God, I think i might never get a boner agian
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:59:24): shouldve warned you all beforehand
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:09:44): THIS IS WHAT REAL WOMEN LOOK LIKE
Man Spider (16:10:19): Real women are built like mashed potatoes
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:15:08): Wouldn't mind pouring some gravy over those mashed potatoes if you know what I mean
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:16:36): Got some butter for dem rolls?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:07:30): Does her vagina start at her belly button ?
The Rent is too Damn High (18:28:54): We can make fun of her all we want. But let's be serious. She would definitely win the blue ribbon for best hog at the Bucks County state far
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:25:09): Holy shit, Brian. \n\nReddit.com/r/counting
Man Spider (20:27:46): I've seen that subreddit before it's nuts lol
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:00:44): just a friendly reminder, doing.biz expires on Friday so we have to decide what we wanna do by way of renewing with GoDaddy. Last I checked, it's gonna be upwards of $130 total for 5 years, but we need to add protection so random assholes cannot email and call me from my WHOIS information.
Wednesday, 27 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (07:38:29): Okay I don't think we belong on medium
Man Spider (07:39:53): Screw goDaddy
The Rent is too Damn High (07:40:23): We will make our own internet. With black jack. And hookers
The Rent is too Damn High (07:40:35): Actually that's just the Internet
Bonesaw Is Ready (07:43:27): Yea we don't need that, we can use medium for our porn
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:23:17): Pete, what's your office think of Fiorina, cause it looks like she's about to be named Cruz's running mate
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:27:15): i heard about that. nobody cares here honestly, although they dont talk about politics much, except for one woman in the pod next to me who wont shut up about bernie sanders when given the chance lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:27:53): i'm sure everyone at my company who's been here a while knows about the layoffs while fiorina was CEO so they might be salty
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:28:24): You work in a pod? What's that like?
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:29:35): each pod is an octagon with a desk in each corner
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:29:48): i share a pod with 2 other people and 1 empty desk
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:30:15): then im connected to other pods next to me with the same layout, and it's like this for most of the floor, except for a few execs that have offices
The Rent is too Damn High (13:31:08): do you fart alot and stink out the joint
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:31:18): None
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:31:24): like you wouldnt believe
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:31:39): i enjoy being a cog in the corporate machine
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:31:51): yesterday i got an email saying as a reward they are letting us wear jeans for the rest of the week
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:31:54): Oh boy! Jeans!
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:33:07): You should wear those obnoxious orange colored jeans. Really rub their openness about casual dress in their faces
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:34:03): they brought up in a meeting a few months ago about how we arent ever allowed to wear sneakers, even on jeans fridays, so i stopped doing that lol. my point being that im sure theyve thought this one through
The Rent is too Damn High (13:36:38): i wear jeans and chuck taylors every day
Man Spider (13:36:43): This is what's song with capitalism
Man Spider (13:36:47): Too few jeans
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:37:29): jeans are the garb of the proletariat
Man Spider (13:40:57): Wear your slave clothes, I'm going commando next friday
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:44:12): You're saving Alyssa Milano from Colombian drug kingpins?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:44:47): None
Bonesaw Is Ready (13:45:29): Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied.
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:01:56): oh man
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:02:00): theres a fitness challenge at work
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:02:16): With what prize?
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:02:19): to see who can get the most "steps"
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:02:23): im going to destroy these middle aged women
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:02:49): Ah, so they want to save money on health insurance premiums. Clever clever HP
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:03:24): im not falling into their trap
Bonesaw Is Ready (14:03:41): im also not going to participate because if i lose to an overweight 50 year old woman then im just going to have to kill myself
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:03:44): *Stepping
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:04:14): You're not STEPPING into their trap
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:04:40): But you can destroy them in the stair count
The Rent is too Damn High (14:18:28): Keep it on your writer when you masterbate. You will win
Man Spider (14:37:37): None
The Rent is too Damn High (14:59:53): i laughed out loud at that
Man Spider (15:07:16): I did too lol
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:21:04): The tinder game done changed http://www.vice.com/read/you-can-have-orgies-through-tinder-now-but-everyone-will-know-vgtrn?utm_source=vicefbus
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:29:46): I had this idea when I was working at that app company. I called it third wheel
The Rent is too Damn High (15:31:42): Wanna make Ass Pass? You pay a fee but you get into strip clubs with out a cover
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:35:09): Think of it like Groupon but instead of getting deals on wine and painting classes you get free drinks if you go to the strip club on a Tuesday afternoon
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:49:43): So the ClassPass of strip clubs
The Rent is too Damn High (15:52:32): Hence Ass Pass
Man Spider (16:40:03): Damn tinder, I picked the wrong 3 years to be in a committed relationship
The Rent is too Damn High (17:01:02): I can't wait to go to an orgy to see only dudes showed up
Man Spider (17:08:41): "I thought you were a chick" "I thought you were a chick" "well we're all here may as well make the best of it"
Bonesaw Is Ready (18:05:49): It's not gay if we were all deceived
The Rent is too Damn High (18:41:39): I judge other fat people by the size of there shoes. If they have big feet. They are ment to big. If they have tiny feet. They just fat
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (18:54:20): It's all about the size of the cankle. If it's a seamless transition, it's a giveaway.
Man Spider (18:55:16): It's all about the joints. No neck, no ankles, no elbows means you're a gordita
Man Spider (18:55:46): On a related note I started fat shaming amber because he's been putting on weight. It's a new therapy for pets I'm innovating
The Rent is too Damn High (18:56:08): Who the fuck is amber
Man Spider (18:56:18): The feral cat that lives in my house
Man Spider (18:56:31): It doesn't really help him at all but it makes me feel good about myself
The Rent is too Damn High (18:56:32): What happened to blue and other
Man Spider (18:56:44): They just live in loris room lol
The Rent is too Damn High (18:57:05): Also how far has Lori driven your house down in value
Man Spider (18:57:55): Well I just learned that today one of the outdoor cats, Garfield who looks like he'd half dead already, was fighting a fox on our deck. So I think we'd be lucky if we're 50% of our original value
Man Spider (18:58:21): I really wish I was making this up
The Rent is too Damn High (18:58:44): Cats are the devil
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:00:02): Cats are aliens. Look it up. Internet said it's true.
The Rent is too Damn High (19:01:01): You can't lie on the Internet
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:27:46): How do cats get fat, it's not like they can go in the fridge themselves
Man Spider (19:29:47): Real cats have curves
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:36:44): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHWAtMQs0NY
Man Spider (22:40:39): Just watched that before lol. Or....A CEO
Bonesaw Is Ready (22:56:05): I want to kill myself
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (23:09:25): Qualcomm must've had a pretty profound effect on you
Thursday, 28 April 2016
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:04:22): just secured doing.biz for the next 5 years
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:04:55): just waiting for the day when we can shout "Fuck the Zuck" and mean it
Man Spider (22:15:02): People on r/Wallstreetbets were saying cucked by the Zuck and can't cuck the Zuck today
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:16:29): We're ahead of the game
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:16:54): Maybe we should sell t-shirts
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (22:17:19): None
Friday, 29 April 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (03:42:12): I'd buy one
Man Spider (08:10:07): I'd buy one too
The Rent is too Damn High (08:10:32): People would buy them
The Rent is too Damn High (08:10:39): Make 50
The Rent is too Damn High (08:10:43): Keep 4
The Rent is too Damn High (08:10:47): Sell 46
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:12:24): What if we stated we were the guys that the winklevoss twins stole FB from before Zuck stole FB from the winklevoss twins?
Man Spider (08:13:07): Yea Winklevoss and Zuckerberg did shit, it was all us
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:13:56): We were about to go into business with the Winklevoss twins and launch the site, but before we launched they said they had to go get cigarettes and never returned
Man Spider (09:01:26): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hma1l14xbG0
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:07:57): I got some news for you guys
Man Spider (09:15:27): News news, pete has news
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:20:46): Such a tease Pete. Making a boy wait.
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:27:28): Ok so #1
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:27:41): I am working on a new concept for doing.biz called NGBM Platinum
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:27:58): it is a subscription based service that offers nothing to the customer in return except access to more subscription based services
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:28:12): It's a platform for innovators to be connected to even more innovative innovators
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:28:23): now #2
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:28:33): I have an idea for a satirical product that I think NGBM should get behind
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:28:53): It is a little camera that you mount on the dashboard of your car that sends a video feed of whatever is going through your dashboard to your smartphone
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:29:02): going thorugh your windshield*
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:29:23): that way you can safely stare at your phone the whole time you drive, effectively solving the texting while driving crisis
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:29:31): last thing, #3
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:29:34): and this is real life
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:29:50): jessie's renting hte moving truck tomorrow at 9am if you guys can try and be there around then
Man Spider (09:30:15): So be thetr at 9? No problem
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:30:32): her sister's boyfriend is also coming to help move and he is a monster of a man so it should be pretty easy. she lives like 35 - 40 min away with no traffic. its an easy drive, just hop on the parkway and then 280
Man Spider (09:59:42): Josh, marc, my oil light came on today would one of you be able to drive? Pete said we don't need the f350 so we can go straight there
The Rent is too Damn High (10:05:34): Christa needs the car
Man Spider (10:08:12): Josh?
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:28:53): also: http://comicbook.com/2016/04/29/the-punisher-tv-series-officially-coming-to-netflix/
Bonesaw Is Ready (10:28:59): hell yea
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:30:11): My bad, yeah I can drive. We definitely don't need the 350 though?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (11:32:44): And fuck yeah. Shane made an awesome punisher
Bonesaw Is Ready (11:34:39): yea her sister's boyfriend leaves nearby in clifton so hes going to come by with his truck. between that and the uhaul theres no need for the 350. this should be pretty quick
The Rent is too Damn High (11:35:52): like my first marriage
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:58:50): http://i.imgur.com/IqabyGb.jpg
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:59:18): Sometimes I like r/the_donald
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:15:11): Pete, what's the address again?
Man Spider (19:23:47): I go there sometimes too lol
Man Spider (19:25:47): None
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:26:03): It is: \n\n1048 Bloomfield Ave\nApt 2D\nWest Caldwell NJ\n07006
Bonesaw Is Ready (19:26:19): Jessie said you guys can get there at 9:30 since we get the truck at 9:15
Man Spider (19:26:52): Good extra time to jerk it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:28:37): Marc, just drive here tomorrow morning. We'll leave from Webb St
The Rent is too Damn High (19:29:07): I don't have a car. Hence I'm not driving
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:29:26): You're a cunt
The Rent is too Damn High (19:29:41): You are what you eat
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (19:29:42): *You're a Hillary
The Rent is too Damn High (19:30:11): Oh you said cunt not Dorritos and MTN DEW
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:39:12): Marc and Brian. Be ready to leave at 8. We can stop on the way for coffee/breakfast.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:40:17): And you can take your morning coffee shits at Jessie's old apartment. Leave with some parting gifts.
Man Spider (20:41:36): 8? It ain't 2 hours away lol
Man Spider (20:42:06): From what I saw it was 40 minutes
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:42:17): It's like 45. But we gonna stop for coffee. And I need gas
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:42:36): And my check tire light is on, so we gotta do that too
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:42:45): Full them with air that is
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:43:17): And we're going south to Marc. Then going back north
Man Spider (20:46:10): Alright I'm just saying I don't want to get there too much before pete and jessie cause well just be waiting
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:47:15): We'll get that at 9 at the earliest considering we're making some stops. I wouldn't worry
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (20:47:26): Get there*
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:02:39): Sounds good. Feel free to take huge BMs and clog the toilet up. She ain't unclogging that
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:07:21): I assume you're sleeping there tonight? Also, where's the new apartment?
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:26:37): It's in Randolph. I'm sleeping at her place in West Caldwell tonight
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:26:53): K
Saturday, 30 April 2016
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:00:47): We are picking up the truck now
Bonesaw Is Ready (16:48:11): Thanks again for helping with the move, Jessie and I appreciate it
The Rent is too Damn High (16:52:53): Eric was the real MVP
Man Spider (16:54:01): No problem you just owe us your undying gratitude
The Rent is too Damn High (16:54:29): And your first born
Sunday, 01 May 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (12:20:53): Is there a way I can just follow things in medium. There tech stuff is actually really cool. But I have to sift through shit I don't care about.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:24:10): Yeah. Much easier to do on desktop than phone. Click on the tag for tech. It'll give a dedicated feed for tech stories. Then click follow. Your can follow as many tags as you like
Man Spider (12:25:23): Also search and follow publications
Man Spider (12:26:13): You can find publications by topic
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:27:08): If you like tech, try backchannel.com
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:27:23): It's medium's in house tech blog
Monday, 02 May 2016
Man Spider (09:02:48): None
Man Spider (09:03:53): Cracked wants to interview me on my construction experience based on one comment I made months ago. Must be a slow news year
The Rent is too Damn High (09:04:40): Sweet baby Jesus you need to be a part of this
Man Spider (09:09:10): yea? I was thinking of telling him to go fuck himself but ruining a cracked article is probably better
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:13:14): Oh man you need to take advantage of this
The Rent is too Damn High (09:16:47): Destroy the Patriarchy. Say how John was the nicest sweetest transgendered man who identifies as an attack helicopter
The Rent is too Damn High (09:17:08): Loved all people and wanted people never to feel uncomfortable
Man Spider (09:17:30): What you never expect about construction is all the gay sex
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:24:04): My takeaway. I know Brian's Reddit name. Time to start anew.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:24:52): But seriously, you should rag on John. Hard.
The Rent is too Damn High (09:25:46): Your name is DJBJ. Mines DiscoSpidr
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:28:32): Also, and this is a must. You need to be sure to refer him to doing.biz. especially if you don't want to participate. Say there's a conflict of interest or something because you are an editor at your own publication.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:29:02): Or just make sure it's in your email signature.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:30:44): Does cracked just go through Reddit to find people to interview. Pretty lean operation they got going. We should get in on that.
Man Spider (09:38:37): I was contacted by mtv once too on reddit for true life
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:39:17): Brian is a star, lying in wait
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:42:41): We could do the same though if we wanted. Get some interviews up on the website
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (09:43:19): What did you even say in the comment about construction?
The Rent is too Damn High (14:36:26): Im just Sucking Dick and Doing Dope
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:28:46): Yes, that
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:29:04): Brian, did you respond to cracked douche?
The Rent is too Damn High (20:00:59): Sounds legit
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:10:27): Wanna you
Tuesday, 03 May 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (07:37:37): Open a gay theme park. Call it six fags
Man Spider (07:48:16): The date on the milk is old, call that a spoiler alert
Bonesaw Is Ready (20:53:33): https://vine.co/v/iPAb3b7dV2X
Man Spider (21:21:12): Oh by the way yea I did message that cracked guy back were setting up how to do this, probably email.
Man Spider (21:21:21): But in other news who's ready for the trumpire
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:22:39): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TACa9mExYFI/maxresdefault.jpg
Bonesaw Is Ready (21:41:31): Ted is a mess
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:46:02): Brian, be sure to mention dobis
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:46:51): Shameless plugs are okay given that cracked is shamelessly using Reddit comments for source material
Man Spider (21:53:35): I'm going to mention the daily darting contests we had to see who got decide lunch
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (21:54:14): I don't remember that
Wednesday, 04 May 2016
Man Spider (08:03:21): Farting*
Man Spider (08:03:46): I'm just going to make construction sound retardedly progressive and liberal
Man Spider (08:04:29): "Yea john was a fag and all but we loved the guy, not in a homo way though, so we accepted who he was"
Bonesaw Is Ready (08:05:06): write about how you guys all one day catcalled a single mom as she came past with her stroller, but instead of yelling HEY MA you cheered her and little Caiden for being so strong and brave
Man Spider (08:08:26): Hey lady! You're stronger than you think you are and don't you ever forget it
Man Spider (12:08:25): My boss has the first cut of his movie
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:10:16): Busy later?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:10:20): Let's watch
Man Spider (12:29:08): Google "american mobster - rough cut 1"
Man Spider (12:29:13): Well youtube it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:32:24): I'm not finding shit. You have a link
Man Spider (12:37:30): It may be private/only shared with him
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:44:59): Get dat link
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:45:22): Tell him your friends wanna be the first to screen it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (12:45:42): And write rave reviews to be placed on the movie posters
Man Spider (12:45:50): I'm getting it now
The Rent is too Damn High (13:09:00): im going to write an article for NGBM
The Rent is too Damn High (13:09:11): Bad is the New Good
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:10:17): Let me know when you're done and I'll publish it
The Rent is too Damn High (13:10:39): okay
The Rent is too Damn High (13:53:12): just sent it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:55:47): MSGR
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:55:53): Make Shit Get Rich
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:55:57): I like it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:56:13): now throw in there how doing.biz is intentionally shitty and we're golden
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:56:54): also, make sure you put a draft on Medium. then submit it to doing dot biz so that it can go live
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:57:33): I can't access your account, so you have to do it under Ace
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (13:57:47): otherwise it'll just be NextGenBizMen that wrote it
The Rent is too Damn High (14:00:34): v2 sent
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:01:05): That\u2019s why we only give you the absolute worst advice that we can. The NGBM knew we would never make it in the fortune 500 world, but we knew we could make it in the people who don\u2019t have any\xa0idea what goes into a fortune 500 company world. We are the everyman of shit. Let our shit into your hearts and minds and we promise to never let that shit change.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:01:07): golden
The Rent is too Damn High (14:03:13): how do i publish it through NGBM
The Rent is too Damn High (14:06:38): i published it
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:46:46): Click the menu button. There should be an option to publish with Doing Dot Biz
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:47:10): Care if I edit for grammar and what not? And stylistics.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (14:47:15): Or you wanna do it?
The Rent is too Damn High (15:09:03): I published it already
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:11:25): just sent the request to publish in doing dot biz via email
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:11:31): you have to accept
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:12:05): I'm gonna change some of the formatting though. maybe add some pictures so that there is a stupid thumbnail
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (15:12:49): next time, before publishing, submit it to the publication. it'll cut down on the back and forth
The Rent is too Damn High (15:14:18): aight
The Rent is too Damn High (16:15:15): who is ready for Trump to make america great again
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:15:45): We deserve Trump
The Rent is too Damn High (16:26:16): I walk by this everyday never realized the top
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:29:57): Fucking liberal scum
The Rent is too Damn High (16:31:21): this is why we need trump
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:34:49): I have a feeling you're gonna be seeing a lot of Hillary Republicans coming out of the woodwork.
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (16:35:39): President Trump may never happen. He'll have to remain in the shadows.
Man Spider (16:43:10): He's not the president we need, but the one we deserve.
Man Spider (16:43:29): He is for federal legalization of Marijuana and against TPP.
Man Spider (16:44:17): Trump is pretty cool he wants to make america great again and doesn't afraid of anyrhing \n
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:22:10): did he really say he's down for legalization?
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:22:50): None
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:22:54): also, I believe this looks appropriately stupid enough
Man Spider (17:23:08): He says federally legalize it or decriminalize it forget which, and let states decide if they want to sell it recreationally
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:23:21): good enough for me
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:23:35): better than crooked shills
Man Spider (17:24:44): First Lil Marco, then Lyin Ted, now Crooked Hillary
Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon (17:26:01): I enjoy the fact that he didn't even waste time on John Kasich. all he said was that he eats a lot and that he was disgusting when he did it
Thursday, 05 May 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (09:18:39): Okay fellas if i do well on my presentation tomorrow. Make America Great Again Hats on me if i do well
Man Spider (09:25:35): Are you making a presentation of trump?
Man Spider (09:25:48): End it with "I'm hired"
Bonesaw Is Ready (09:25:52): can't stump the trump
GroupMe (14:42:37): Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (14:53:31): Dr. Herman Carson, Pizza Surgeon changed name to Flatulancelot
GroupMe (14:54:04): Flatulancelot changed the group's name to Sniff Away Your Cray
Bonesaw Is Ready (17:02:53): Lol
Flatulancelot (17:04:27): At least he knows he's pandering
Man Spider (18:21:02): Kung Pow Enter the fist is on
Flatulancelot (18:21:20): Let me guess, Spike?
Man Spider (18:21:34): 304, hbo
Flatulancelot (18:21:44): Ooo
Man Spider (18:22:15): Holds up pretty well for being so dumb lol
Flatulancelot (18:22:35): God, I love getting notifications with this picture.
Flatulancelot (18:23:23): None
Saturday, 07 May 2016
The Rent is too Damn High (11:43:07): None
GroupMe (11:43:58): The Rent is too Damn High changed name to The Donald
Flatulancelot (11:44:31): Unkie Donnie el Presidente
GroupMe (12:05:56): Man Spider changed name to $hillar\xa5 4 Prisun
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:50:01): Man I can't wait for my bosses movie to be done so you guys can see it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:50:32): He keeps talking about himself like he's the next scorcese
Flatulancelot (15:50:48): I thought he just produced it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:51:09): He wrote a new scene
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:51:40): In fact I have it with me
Bonesaw Is Ready (15:51:47): Describe it to me
GroupMe (15:52:25): Bonesaw Is Ready changed name to Whispering Brown Eye
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:52:51): A mafioso hit man walks into a court building, bribes the black security guard with basketball tickets, bribes the hot law clerk with jelweey while hitting on her, then talks to a judgr, gets info, and bribes him too, with money
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:53:22): My boss is adamant about the security guard being black too so that he can talk about what he heard on the street
Flatulancelot (15:53:44): So plain
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:54:59): We have to write and save money to get something produced. Given how bad the first script was the video itself came out great comparatively
Flatulancelot (16:31:40): What's a good mother's day gift?
Whispering Brown Eye (16:32:45): Put a bow on yourself
Whispering Brown Eye (16:32:58): Without you and Zach she is nothing
Whispering Brown Eye (16:36:10): For my mom we are doing a rebirthing ceremony
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:11:57): None
Sunday, 08 May 2016
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:44:30): Happy mothers day fellas
Flatulancelot (14:45:28): \U0001f528\ufffd
Whispering Brown Eye (18:59:07): Great argument about trump tonight at dinner. Yu guys would have loved it. My uncle did a toast to Trump in a crowded restaurant and then did a Bernie Sanders impression for like 15 minutes straight
Flatulancelot (19:00:15): How did the people in the restaurant react?
Whispering Brown Eye (19:00:50): Lots of staring at us
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:21:59): My mom said "did you see London elected their first Muslim mayor? We've had a Muslim president for years though"
Flatulancelot (19:26:02): Just throwing it out there, there was a huge push against JFK when he was running for president because everyone claimed that he was under control of the Pope.
Flatulancelot (19:26:20): Muslims are the new Catholics
Flatulancelot (19:27:09): Also, Lincoln was a gay
Flatulancelot (19:27:17): So there's that.
The Donald (19:27:22): No he was straight
Flatulancelot (19:27:31): Straight up gay
The Donald (19:27:35): Pierce Bucamans was a fag hard
Flatulancelot (19:28:03): Pretty sure Lincoln used to fuck this one guy. Pretty well documented
The Donald (19:28:48): He shared a bed with Smart. And that wasn't as uncommon as you think back them
Flatulancelot (19:29:16): Who was gay? Franklin Pierce or James Buchanan? Or is there a president Pierce Buchanan I've never heard of?
The Donald (19:29:17): Mary Todd was t crazy either. She just had post pardom
Flatulancelot (19:29:36): All bitches be tripping
The Donald (19:29:36): Unconfirmed pierce
The Donald (19:29:48): Buchanan. Was confirmed
The Donald (19:29:56): No wife. No attempt
The Donald (19:30:02): He was well documented
Flatulancelot (19:30:42): So the gays ruined the country long ago
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:51:27): How come the president of united states could afford a second bed for his body guard lol.
Whispering Brown Eye (20:52:40): His body guard had night terrors so he couldn't sleep alone
Monday, 09 May 2016
The Donald (06:34:36): TJ Miller was a bro.
The Donald (09:28:13): That moment when your coworkers have to fill you in on what you did onfriday
Flatulancelot (09:28:58): What happened
The Donald (09:42:02): We had a party. I remember that.
The Donald (09:42:20): But the bar after I broke a glass and then had like an hour long conversation with someone
The Donald (09:43:30): Apparently I wasn't too bad so it's cool
Flatulancelot (09:43:54): Unkie Donnie's America is my favorite America
The Donald (09:50:10): Thats were i wanna be
Flatulancelot (10:10:53): Anyone see captain America yet? Seeing it at 1130
Whispering Brown Eye (10:11:10): Nope might see it later this week
Whispering Brown Eye (10:11:39): Also marc I feel your pain, I often forget what I did on Fridays because my life has become the movie groundhog day
The Donald (10:14:46): Is it just me, or like half the trump supposter really attractive women
The Donald (10:15:11): also i go on r/the_donald way to much
Flatulancelot (10:16:27): Hot chicks are always uber nationalists. Can't taint the bloodlines
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:24:33): It's cause their all hot southern chicks
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:24:56): And they have pics of all these ugos supporting bernie. It makes me wonder, am I also an ugo?
The Donald (10:35:30): Guys, Brian is thinking again
The Donald (10:35:35): hit the hard reboot
Flatulancelot (10:36:16): Just mule kick him in the back of the head. Should do the trick. Worked twice before
The Donald (10:36:40): i saw some topless burnie supports, they werent as good looking as trump, but they had some par boobies
Flatulancelot (10:37:15): Bernie was at Clydz last night taking pictures with the lay folk
The Donald (10:37:39): also steven crowder is trying to get triggle puff and the the no lats guy on his show
Flatulancelot (10:37:58): Don't see Trump at bars cause he a straightedge bitch.
Flatulancelot (10:38:25): I have no idea what any of those words mean that you just spoke
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:56:30): You know the video you listened to while we drove back from helping jessie move? The fat bitch=trigglypuff
Flatulancelot (11:02:31): Didn't know her name
The Donald (11:14:51): people do, but they are kinda just calling her trigglypuff to not give her name out to everyone
The Donald (11:15:00): and its funny
Flatulancelot (11:19:05): Why trig and not jig?
Flatulancelot (11:19:12): Jiggly seems more fitting
The Donald (11:23:33): she was triggered by hate speech
The Donald (11:24:50): Honeslty Sanders and Trump supporters have been stereotyped into these caricatures of people. Most of them are just normal everyday people but the people who speak the loadest are the ones who get heard
The Donald (11:51:15): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:56:02): One thing is for sure. Trump is the meme master.
Whispering Brown Eye (12:48:06): Hilary Clinton master race
Whispering Brown Eye (12:48:29): She really gets my generation. We love dank memes, women's rights, and Goldman sachs
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:05:18): I feel like a hypocrite for being pro sanders, hating hillary for all her paid speeches at Goldman sachs, and then having a lot invested in them lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:05:39): I'm just another shill
Whispering Brown Eye (14:15:28): Bernie in the streets capitalist in the sheets
Flatulancelot (14:17:53): Some kid is snapping the credits to civil war. Kids are so cool these days.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:26:59): Was it good?
The Donald (14:27:55): just ordered Pete and Joshes birthday presents
Flatulancelot (14:46:04): Please don't get me anything
Flatulancelot (14:46:45): Movie was good. Not much happened. Bunch of fights. Fun watch.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:47:58): I'm getting josh a spitiual gift, a Christian retreat
The Donald (15:05:50): Oh Josh you are gunna love these
Flatulancelot (15:16:26): Are they flammable?
Whispering Brown Eye (15:43:22): Did you get me those star wars butt plugs we decided on
Flatulancelot (15:44:15): And in the color: R2 Deep Blue
Flatulancelot (15:55:50): Ooo, what about flamethrower butt plugs. I'd rock one of those
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:03:51): None
The Donald (18:54:44): You have 4 minutes to talk me out of buying a $200 skateboard
Flatulancelot (18:57:33): Buy a $40 skateboard and $160 worth of coke
Flatulancelot (18:57:44): Easy. Next
The Donald (19:00:13): The guy who creates the boards used to be coke head
Flatulancelot (19:00:53): Totally bruthah
Flatulancelot (19:00:59): Rad dude
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:20:30): I say do it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:21:15): Then start using at the office till people start calling you "Ollie Marc"
The Donald (20:18:10): I'm going to ride it to work
The Donald (20:18:14): I bought it
Whispering Brown Eye (23:28:38): Buy a boosted board
Tuesday, 10 May 2016
The Donald (05:18:18): Gloves. Planet fitness. And the smith machine. My cousin is dead to me
Whispering Brown Eye (06:47:02): Let's not jump to conclusions, maybe it's performance art
The Donald (14:12:41): I want this to be true
Whispering Brown Eye (15:26:32): Feel the Bern nigga
Wednesday, 11 May 2016
The Donald (09:49:51): None
The Donald (09:50:03): Some one is a trump fan I'm\nGuessing
The Donald (10:18:34): we started talking about politics at work, big mistake but i said i was a republican and like Rubio, got looks and we started on other shit, i mentioned SJWs and how they shut people down as a joke, but it set off on long list of shit. I pretended to agree on everything to keep the piece, but I realized something today, we are very different people but we all respect each other. At work its mostly left and they dont respect the right, and i feel like if i went some where right they wouldnt respect the left. So thanks for not being total fucktards
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:23:15): Yea my boss was a big trump guy but is now not liking his recent comments (trying to link cruz to the jfk assassination). My receptionist once got my attention to tell me "foreigners are ruining this country". I just keep my mouth shut about politics at work. I let my boss believe that yes, wearing seat belts is more dangerous because they'll cut off your head in a crash. It's fun to see how far down the rabbit hole goes.
The Donald (10:25:47): He said whe you call someone you are an SJW you are just trying to shut them up with no argument, i said isnt that the same thing as calling someone a racist to shut them down. he said no
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:27:12): That's a good comeback
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:27:46): Some people you just have to agree to disagree because you'll never find middleground
Flatulancelot (10:38:09): Trigglypuff can sniff my taint
Flatulancelot (10:39:00): I won't give her the privilege of tonguing my butthole
Whispering Brown Eye (10:45:13): Yeah I just make it a habit of mine to not really discuss politics anymore with people unless it's like you guys or something and I know you're cool. Especially not at work
Whispering Brown Eye (10:46:57): and the extreme left is just as bad as the extreme right in many regards. it is kind of silly to think that there is nothing to be learned from any kind of conservative value, and for all their whining about equality etc they are really only able to do that from the position of extreme privilege that they're in (protected college campus, media company in an affluent part of a socially liberal city, etc). how many people do you see in inner city chicago fighting for gender neutral bathrooms at the local bodega lol
Flatulancelot (10:47:56): People would start talking politics at World of Beer and I had to forcibly shut them up. Fucking idiots wanna talk politics at a bar? Really?
Whispering Brown Eye (10:48:23): it's also nice that you guys dont take political/social disagreements as some sort of personal attack
The Donald (10:48:57): I mentioned how crowder and those people were talking about safe spaces and he said well they are white so thye dont know. I didnt say anything but they are literally fighting FOR segregation
The Donald (10:49:11): MLK Jr Might come out the grave to pimp slap these bitches
Whispering Brown Eye (10:50:59): people that argue about shit like that are so removed from the real world lol
Whispering Brown Eye (10:51:56): like i saw that picture of trigglypuff holding a sign saying "Autism: acceptance, not a cure" and i felt really embarrassed for her
Flatulancelot (10:52:11): Fuck those SJW people. I wish the taught shutting the fuck up in high school as opposed to graphic arts.
Whispering Brown Eye (10:52:20): really? has she every actually met an autistic person that was really autistic, not just someone who self diagnosed through tumblr
Whispering Brown Eye (10:53:33): and when i advocate for a good ol' ethnic cleansing at work i get dirty looks
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:54:15): It's just, white is right is all
Flatulancelot (10:54:37): And Brian thinks I'm an idiot when I say Germans should be able to make jokes about the Holocaust
Flatulancelot (10:54:42): Fuck that guy
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:55:52): It's a source of great shame in Germany
Whispering Brown Eye (10:56:08): Oh mercy me, we are just SO embarrassed about that whole Holocaust incident.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:56:29): Hey jews, we blew it, sorry
Whispering Brown Eye (10:56:40): We really dropped the ball on this one.
Whispering Brown Eye (10:57:02): As a result, all Jews in Germany will now be able to get half-priced appetizers at Applebees at all times
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:57:43): I feel making it not ok to joke about the Holocaust in Germany is ok. I mean the Holocaust is in a league of its own. I'd think it ridiculous if the UK banned jokes on it but in Germany it doesn't seem crazy to me tbh
Flatulancelot (10:57:45): Half priced? Is that done kind of dig at Jews for being thrifty?
Flatulancelot (10:58:40): I don't know. I see it like making it illegal to poke fun at slavery or our devastation of native Americans
Whispering Brown Eye (10:58:43): "what do you think, Moisha and Ezekiel?"
Flatulancelot (10:58:48): Have fun making that illegal
Whispering Brown Eye (10:59:06): our offensive jokes are under attack
Whispering Brown Eye (10:59:36): cant call my boss a big fag when he says he's going to a play with his wife this weekend
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:00:44): Idk I'm torn the Holocaust is kind of in a league of its own as far as recent horrors
Whispering Brown Eye (11:01:21): it's self regulating though
Whispering Brown Eye (11:01:31): if you make a joke people find in poor taste they will think you're an asshole
Whispering Brown Eye (11:01:38): and then nobody will go to your comedy show or whatever
Whispering Brown Eye (11:01:56): look at Kramer when he went off on that black dude or Amy Schumer when she made fun of that tard Ryan Dunn
The Donald (11:02:57): you have ever right to believe what you want, but people also have a right to think of you how they want
The Donald (11:03:06): but if you have the facts on your side
The Donald (11:03:15): never be afraid to say shit
The Donald (11:03:19): exepct to sjws
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:03:19): Yea but I think it's to avoid public jokes about it. If two friends share a joke in private no one will know. I think this is mostly to prevent people from being super public about it, like doing the nazi salute which still happens in germany. Plus there's still strong anti jew sentiment in europem
The Donald (11:03:26): they dont know facts
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:03:33): Also how many times a yea will this actually affect anyone lol
Whispering Brown Eye (11:03:50): i see what you mean
Whispering Brown Eye (11:03:57): you dont want anti-jew sentiments to rise up again
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:04:02): How many holocaust jokes are you making a year where this law is affecting your life lol
Whispering Brown Eye (11:04:10): i guess it's different in the US where we don't really consider jews
Whispering Brown Eye (11:04:17): and i make a lot
The Donald (11:04:34): Congrates Jews
The Donald (11:04:42): you are now provelaged white folks
Whispering Brown Eye (11:05:05): marc i dare you to say the word "tranny\n"
The Donald (11:05:06): and your history of oppression and now means nothing
Whispering Brown Eye (11:05:07): at work
The Donald (11:05:27): id be gone faster then a welfare check in newark
Whispering Brown Eye (11:05:38): do you have to provide a list of your preferred gender pronouns
The Donald (11:05:58): THERE IS A FUCKING SIGN SAYING RESPECT MY PRONOUNS
The Donald (11:06:08): IN THE FUCKING LOBBY
Flatulancelot (11:06:15): Pics or it didn't happen
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:06:19): Write on it "fuck your pronouns and the kin you claim"
Whispering Brown Eye (11:07:01): do any of your coworkers have unusual pronouns lol
Flatulancelot (11:08:10): Dr. Mr. the Queen
The Donald (11:08:14): if they did i wouldnt respect them
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:08:41): I think we're being hypocritical a little bit here
The Donald (11:08:46): also honest question
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:09:02): Shoot the Q
The Donald (11:09:08): doesnt trannys mean that there is a defintive male and female brain
The Donald (11:09:18): making gender not a social construct
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:10:28): Well gender not being a social construct which I believe is what you guys believe would mean tannies make sense, ie a woman's brain in a man's body makes them feel dysphoria
Whispering Brown Eye (11:10:31): it is one of lifes greatest mysteries
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:10:53): In general I think you can tell men from women's brains by the amount of grey matter
Whispering Brown Eye (11:11:03): is there actually a scientific basis for this?
Whispering Brown Eye (11:11:16): like you can do an MRI and say "oh that guy has a woman brain"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:11:24): The Grey matter thing? I believe so, or it might be white matter I forget
Flatulancelot (11:11:34): Eh. Seems that gender is a social construct. \n\nSex is about genetics. \n\nSexual preference defined by some weird broad spectrum of human sexuality that often includes horses
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:11:57): Yea I was going to say what josh said that's how I learned it in my liberal education
Whispering Brown Eye (11:12:10): i took a gender class in college and it made me even more confused lol
Whispering Brown Eye (11:12:20): my professor identified as a pixie punk trans woman
Flatulancelot (11:14:00): For instance, there's people with XXY. They look androgenous. Kleinfelter syndrome or something. Mostly look female but could be confused. \n\nGender, most would consider female. \n\nSex, something in-between. \n\nSexual preference. Who the fuck knows.
Whispering Brown Eye (11:14:54): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer
Whispering Brown Eye (11:15:11): this suggests there is some kind of biological component to gender
Whispering Brown Eye (11:16:06): tl;dr - twins are born, one gets his dick fucked up during a botched circumcision (probably using the dr's toe knife), so the doctor is like fuck it, i'll make him a girl, kid grows up with intense gender dysphoria, ends up becoming a trans man and then kills himself years later
Flatulancelot (11:16:09): Honestly, I don't give a flying fuck. You do you.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:17:02): http://www.nbcnews.com/health/mental-health/can-you-tell-which-brains-are-male-neither-can-these-n471751
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:17:39): I was wrong and it seems like we can't actually tell from brains
Whispering Brown Eye (11:26:17): personally i think we need to drop all this about sexual orientation, gender identity, and focus on a common enemy. veidt had the right idea, let's get a giant squid in the picture
The Donald (11:32:25): I blame partipation trophies
The Donald (11:32:43): the kids that arent the best shouldnt get shit
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:32:45): Eh we grew up in that generation and came out ok
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:32:52): It's something else
The Donald (11:33:05): the obesity epidemic?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:33:10): It's wanting to feel like you're solving a problem without doing anything
The Donald (11:33:14): literally john stewart called it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:33:45): Yea he did in his book I remember reading that back in the day thinking this is so funny. Now it's a nightmare
The Donald (11:33:59): fucking a man
The Donald (11:34:32): its tough out there for a single guy
Whispering Brown Eye (13:32:45): this is obama's america
Whispering Brown Eye (13:33:11): and maybe you guys turned out ok with your participation trophies but look at me. i didnt participate so i didnt get SHIT
Flatulancelot (13:43:43): I have dozens of them. Want some?
Flatulancelot (13:44:10): I remember literally turning them down at a certain point because I had too many already.
Flatulancelot (13:44:13): I'm not even joking
Whispering Brown Eye (13:44:17): lol
The Donald (13:44:27): WOW you must of sucked
Whispering Brown Eye (13:44:45): you must have been a renaissance man of childrens sports
Flatulancelot (13:44:48): I have championship trophies too
Flatulancelot (13:45:18): I even have bobble head participation trophies
Flatulancelot (13:45:25): Seriously
Whispering Brown Eye (13:47:21): damn
Whispering Brown Eye (13:47:33): you truly are a man who has participated
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:50:17): So my boss is hiring Shyla Stylez the porn star to play the law clerk in his courtroom scene
Flatulancelot (14:51:43): You should start documenting all of this shit
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:56:27): I guess he wants to show full penetration
The Donald (16:15:07): I went on her Wikipedia page. She has won some awards
Whispering Brown Eye (18:06:13): Well this gives me an idea
Whispering Brown Eye (18:06:26): Can we hire pornstars to do stuff
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:12:43): Yea I've watched her before lol. And duh pete. You can hire them to have sex with you. Most of them are prostitutes on the side. Sex is all they know.
The Donald (18:17:14): Then they go to there safe space
Flatulancelot (18:17:33): Next time the porn convention comes to Edison, we should film something
The Donald (18:21:02): Or you know just go
Whispering Brown Eye (18:21:41): Or film us going
The Donald (18:22:03): Then out gay orgy
The Donald (18:25:07): This is the next room
The Donald (18:29:33): When are they shooting. I want to see this for two reasons. To see the shitty setup as a film makers. And to see the shit as a human being
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:31:24): Actually the cinematography is really good they had a professional crew, cameras, a drone for some very nice ariel shots
The Donald (18:34:43): Nice
Flatulancelot (18:35:22): I want nice areola footage
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:44:15): Oh I meant of the stuff they shot already.
Thursday, 12 May 2016
The Donald (07:53:10): Is skype telling me to commit incest. Not cool skype. Not cool
Whispering Brown Eye (07:53:41): Skype is a bit late on this one
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:37:45): I stayed at work till 10:30 last night becuase your Marcs doppelganger fucked up big time. So marc I'm blaming you. You fucked me.
The Donald (09:40:25): In the works of Abe Lincoln, COME THE FUCK AT ME BRO
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:42:11): I'm too tired from a the working :( the Bourgeois have crushed my spirit by exploiting my labor and alienating me from my fellow man
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:42:23): Also I'm just feeling tired
Whispering Brown Eye (09:44:52): Lol @ all the money you gave to the Jews last night
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:46:13): I seriously think my coworker might be fired for this lol. He recreated a companies books for the year 2015, the only year NOT covered by the 2011-2014 audit lol
Flatulancelot (09:48:20): So how could he have possibly done it?
Flatulancelot (09:48:26): If it didn't exist
Flatulancelot (09:48:49): None
The Donald (09:51:52): I have no idea what any of that means
The Donald (09:52:00): i guess i should be fired form that
The Donald (09:52:46): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:55:55): If you're audited the IRS sends you a packet. On it typically the first page they show what you claim you made and what they claim you made and what you owe, broken down by year. The rest of the packet explains how they got their numbers. On the front page on our audit it had 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014. 2015 wasn't even listed, idk how he thought that was the only one lol
Flatulancelot (09:57:51): None
Flatulancelot (09:58:32): Imagine getting fired by your boss slipping you this image, printed on a memo
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:02:41): Imagine your boss is trump and he does it
The Donald (10:34:49): None
The Donald (10:34:58): i rediscovered SPideyMemes
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:54:27): No, spideymemes never left. They just rediscovered you.
Whispering Brown Eye (11:08:27): look i think we've all accidentally recreated a company's 2015 financial book at some time. it's no big deal
Flatulancelot (13:15:32): Million Dollar Extreme finally got their adult swim show
Flatulancelot (13:18:43): https://www.turner.com/pressroom/adult-swim-continues-capture-millennial-audiences-multi-platform-programming-slate
Whispering Brown Eye (13:20:29): I'm very excited to see what it will be. I've been following their production on Instagram and it looks weird to say the least
Flatulancelot (13:24:01): Not surprising
Whispering Brown Eye (13:27:05): they're really going to capture that millenial audience with this one
Flatulancelot (13:28:09): I loved them at the Bernie supporters group
Whispering Brown Eye (13:29:19): according to the subreddit they're reshooting the pilot becaues the original one got scrapped and they had to tame it down for TV
Whispering Brown Eye (13:29:29): but adult swim ordered an entire season
Flatulancelot (13:29:54): Good for them
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:53:03): None
Flatulancelot (18:52:15): This is what the onion excels at. They should just stick to headlines
Whispering Brown Eye (20:19:27): Yea sometimes the actual article kills it
Whispering Brown Eye (20:20:26): BTW we need to do a brewery tour of Carton sometime. I'm drinking their DIPA and it's pretty good
Flatulancelot (20:44:44): 077xx?
Flatulancelot (20:45:09): Or is it actually called DIPA?
Flatulancelot (20:46:03): And we should definitely go to Kane. You guys missed out last time because of the crowd. Kane is better in my opinion. Do love Carton though.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:50:31): Steve gave me some more information on steve edu
Flatulancelot (20:50:59): Everyone, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:51:03): He "goes" to a "real" "college" called Americopa University.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:51:36): It had a fake website you can log on to but all "students" just "go" there to get the student discount.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:51:40): It's a fake school
Flatulancelot (20:52:27): Maricopa or Americopa?
Flatulancelot (20:52:36): Because Maricopa exists
Flatulancelot (20:52:42): In Arizona
Flatulancelot (20:56:32): What's the "student discount"?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:06:39): He may have mispronounced it
Whispering Brown Eye (21:14:03): Steve is one of a kind
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:28:53): It's scares me there's more like him who to this university lol. The student discount you get on software and other shit as a college student. Adobe software for example.
Flatulancelot (21:30:52): Ah
Whispering Brown Eye (21:44:51): I could use a free copy of Microsoft office tho
Friday, 13 May 2016
The Donald (09:21:10): None
The Donald (09:21:15): None
The Donald (09:21:20): My job is better then yours
Whispering Brown Eye (09:28:38): whos that guy
Whispering Brown Eye (09:28:43): not marc the other guy
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:41:33): Yea he looks vaguely familiar but I can't put a name to him. Also I have today off so my job is better than yours \ufffd
Whispering Brown Eye (09:41:49): but then you worked till 11pm the night before lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:41:59): Shhhhhh
Whispering Brown Eye (09:42:08): meanwhile marc was on his third mandatory work backrub at 4pm
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:42:08): Shhhhhhut it
The Donald (09:42:59): He was in heroes and star wars 7
Whispering Brown Eye (09:43:33): oh yea, han solo
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:08:24): My boss lent me a Michael Moore movie. I feel like Michael Moore movies would be better if he stayed out of them lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:12:10): Bernie sanders out of nowhere
Whispering Brown Eye (10:30:09): bernie sanders seems like he's been 80 years old for his entire life
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:31:21): You see him in old videos and he looks even older
Whispering Brown Eye (10:54:38): like the woman from seinfeld
The Donald (11:02:28): This feirenhieght 911 or bowling for columbine
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:03:46): "Capitalism: A love story"
Whispering Brown Eye (11:04:44): oh boy
Whispering Brown Eye (11:06:10): i hear sicko was a good one tho
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:07:01): I sent the same pic to Hkey, she said are you watching documentaries on capitalism again" lol. Sicko is pretty good.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:07:12): Haley*
Flatulancelot (11:13:08): Watch Inequality for All
Whispering Brown Eye (11:13:25): overthrow the governmnet
Flatulancelot (11:13:48): Trump will do it for us
Whispering Brown Eye (11:15:47): you mean overlord shillary ;0
Whispering Brown Eye (11:15:53): its finally her time
Flatulancelot (11:17:13): How soon after inauguration does she shed her human skin, revealing her true self?
Whispering Brown Eye (11:18:15): shes prob going to wait at least until her latest batch of eggs hatch
Whispering Brown Eye (11:18:34): and the Clintonators roam the earth look for fresh blood to feed on
The Donald (12:51:03): its decided
The Donald (12:51:14): im registering to vote
Flatulancelot (12:51:22): Please no
The Donald (12:51:33): and im going to make america great again
Whispering Brown Eye (13:01:49): Trump needs you. America needs you
Flatulancelot (13:12:34): Is this for the sake of party loyalty?
Flatulancelot (13:12:37): Cause that has to be the stupidest concept in politics
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:13:33): Marc could legitimately just like trump you ever think of that you dirt jew
Whispering Brown Eye (13:17:58): hes a trump boy now
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:19:30): I like trump opposes tpp, now says he wants to raise the minimum wage thougg that may change his next interview and he wants to give china's wall a run for its money
Whispering Brown Eye (13:20:55): No Huns are going to be taking my job, thanks Trump
Flatulancelot (14:32:29): Dirt Jews are the dead Jews in the ground.
Flatulancelot (14:33:40): But NJ is a state where your vote actually matters this election cycle. We could be a swing state. As much as we deserve Trump, I don't want to live in that world
The Donald (14:34:15): fuck party loyalty
The Donald (14:34:23): if i like you i do what i want
The Donald (14:34:34): i just tend to be more conservative
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:39:37): Well we have a closed primary so if you're a registered Democrat you need to pick between Clinton and sanders
The Donald (14:39:55): Donald Trump is a necessary evil, he shows that the political system is broken, and needs an over haul. If we expect change we need new blood. He also says alot of what people wish they could say, but with the PC culture of America they dont want to risk things. He shook up the system and made us take a good hard look at everything. Most of the media left or right says he is the worst, but he keeps trucking and winning. He is the american people fighting back against the status quo
The Donald (14:40:26): We need a rich white man to bring down the rich white men
The Donald (14:40:56): i never regiasterd
Flatulancelot (15:01:57): Voting is overrated
Whispering Brown Eye (16:04:17): yea im debating if i even want to bother registering to vote this election lol
Whispering Brown Eye (16:04:40): id probably just throw it away voting for a third party anyway so who cares, just a bunch of hunks
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:04:50): It's not throwing it away
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:04:57): I may vote 3rd party too
Whispering Brown Eye (16:05:12): together we can get jill stein into the white house
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:05:49): If there's enough 3rd party and neither Clinton or Trump get 270 electoral votes the Congress has to decide. I say we do that, make them decide between trump or Clinton
Whispering Brown Eye (16:06:43): that is a fantasy scenario though
Flatulancelot (16:07:09): I'm voting Bernie June 7th. I'm voting Jill Stein in November. Unless Bernie hops on the green party ticket. Then I'm voting for both them Jews
Flatulancelot (16:08:10): Not really fantasy. If Bernie and Green party, he's guaranteed to win Vermont. Which is all that is needed so long as the race between Hillary and Trump is fairly close
Flatulancelot (16:08:54): So long as he earns at least 3 electoral college votes, he's eligible to be voted on in Congress of no one hits 270
Whispering Brown Eye (16:09:39): is there a chance bernbaby would run third party once hilary gets the dem ticket?
Flatulancelot (16:09:48): And he'd likely win more than just Vermont. Probably Maine, new Hampshire and some others as well, just enough to deny Hillary a win
Flatulancelot (16:10:07): It's possible. Jill Stein offered him to head their ticket
Whispering Brown Eye (16:11:48): hmm ill register to vote then
Whispering Brown Eye (16:11:49): why not
Whispering Brown Eye (16:12:09): do i have to submit something to remove myself from the edison ballot?
Flatulancelot (16:14:01): Well, I assume the state knows you've moved. As in your apartment address is on your license
Flatulancelot (16:14:13): Or the postal office knows
Flatulancelot (16:14:23): Brian?
Whispering Brown Eye (16:14:51): nah im off the grid
Whispering Brown Eye (16:18:43): all i know is that we need a jew in the oval office, one way or another
Flatulancelot (21:40:46): said it before he was the nominee, but I still think the ultimate practical joke for Trump to pull would be to drop out of the race prior to the convention this summer.
Saturday, 14 May 2016
Whispering Brown Eye (09:58:22): Well now I think he is actually realizing there's a chance he can actually become president
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:50:57): I'm going to vote for the socialist party if sanders isn't on the ballot
Flatulancelot (11:51:32): Go Green
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:52:01): I want to support my party
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:53:03): I'm full hammer and sickle now. Watched inequality for all. It was good.
Flatulancelot (11:57:12): Knew you'd like it
Flatulancelot (11:58:00): Good ol' Ike Eisenhower and his 90% tax rate on the rich.
Flatulancelot (11:59:27): I have a new article idea.\n\nKuato lives atop the Donald's head, beneath the hair. He has taken complete control of the Donald's body.
Flatulancelot (12:00:04): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:03:26): None
Flatulancelot (12:04:14): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:04:38): Yup
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:08:54): Krang
Flatulancelot (12:10:43): But seriously, \n\nKuato 4 Prez
Whispering Brown Eye (12:59:36): Down with capitalism
Flatulancelot (13:01:20): Up with Lowercasism
The Donald (14:50:49): I'm getting old man. I'm at 6 flags and I'm not about all these high schoolers
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:53:17): Yea they're not as hot as you remember them right?
Flatulancelot (15:00:53): Sexiest thing I ever saw at six flags... Two kangaroos fucking
Flatulancelot (15:01:16): Really going to town
Flatulancelot (15:02:04): Then on the physics trip in high school, some bears were fucking as our bus drove by. I screamed out, "hey, those bears are fucking". The teachers didn't like that
The Donald (15:17:49): It's a highschool chearleader meet her. And non of them have jobs or 401ks like I do. Those sluts
The Donald (15:18:25): And they are eating so much. Butch start puking to keep that bod
Whispering Brown Eye (15:30:09): They haven't even had a existential crisis yet
Whispering Brown Eye (16:20:43): It bugs me when girls call their cars their "baby", and then they call their babies their " Camry"
Flatulancelot (16:21:55): It's a Rene joke, but funny
Whispering Brown Eye (16:22:11): Thanks I'm his new ghostwriter
Whispering Brown Eye (16:22:45): So expect loads of jokes about ghosts \ufffd
Flatulancelot (16:26:07): You so clever
Flatulancelot (16:26:37): Do the joke about Pitbull.
Whispering Brown Eye (16:29:01): So the other night I went to a Pitbull concert. Now I see why he's called pitbull! He licked peanut butter out of my asshole
Flatulancelot (16:30:31): If only Rene would use that. Grade A material
Whispering Brown Eye (16:31:12): I want to do some stand-up when I tell traditional italian-american jokes but then they take a really weird spin
Sunday, 15 May 2016
The Donald (09:57:48): I have never seen a movie theater so crowded at 10:00 am
Whispering Brown Eye (09:58:26): What are you seeing? Captain America: White is Right?
The Donald (09:58:41): Yea
Whispering Brown Eye (09:59:15): Finally, a civil war I can get behind
The Donald (09:59:22): I'm gold old white men are finally getting a voice over the oppressive black people
The Donald (09:59:43): The blacks won the first one. Now it's whiteys time
Whispering Brown Eye (09:59:59): Black super heroes vs white super heroes
The Donald (10:00:59): I'm gunna scream power when Spider-Man beats falcon
Flatulancelot (11:45:09): It's decided, I'm starting a political party. \n\nThe party's core principles: Science, History, Information, & Technology.
Flatulancelot (11:45:26): S.H.I.T.
Flatulancelot (11:45:38): Just like that movie accepted
Whispering Brown Eye (11:49:34): What's your platform? To clean up the BMs (Big Money) being dropped on campaigns by big corporations?
Flatulancelot (11:50:47): Lots of smear campaigns
Flatulancelot (11:51:30): Our symbol will be shit-stained tighty whities
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:54:36): I'd be a shit-er
Whispering Brown Eye (11:56:14): All the candidates are crap, but only one is SHIT
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:57:08): I've been a shit-er my whole life I just didn't know it
Flatulancelot (11:59:38): We need a name. \n\nParty of SHIT? Need something better
Flatulancelot (12:00:06): But our HQ is definitely called the Shitter.
The Donald (12:43:51): Civil War was good.
The Donald (12:43:58): Did the best with what it had
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:44:26): How was spider man
The Donald (12:44:35): He was good.
The Donald (12:44:42): True Spider-Man
The Donald (12:44:44): And young.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:44:52): Sarcastic type or Toby maguire type
The Donald (12:45:01): Sarcastic type
The Donald (12:45:18): The type that makes him and deadpool such good friends
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:45:46): Gotcha good
Flatulancelot (12:46:30): Yeah it was a fun movie. But not all that substantive.
The Donald (12:47:22): It did a good job. If you only know the cinematic universe then you got a lot more then you bargained for.
The Donald (12:47:54): If you read the comics. Then you know the comics are over 60 years old and you can't fit that shit into a 2 hour movie
Whispering Brown Eye (13:44:21): I didn't watch avengers 2, will I not know what the hell is going on
Whispering Brown Eye (13:44:35): Or ant man
Flatulancelot (13:45:14): It definitely helps having seen them. Like you'll have no idea who/what Vision is
Flatulancelot (13:45:33): Or what Sakovia is
Whispering Brown Eye (13:45:43): God damn it
Flatulancelot (13:45:54): Not really necessary rough
Whispering Brown Eye (13:45:54): I'm cashing out MCU
Flatulancelot (13:45:57): Though*
Flatulancelot (13:46:34): All you really have to know is that shit went down in age of ultron and a lot of innocent people died
Flatulancelot (13:47:03): Vision is AI kinda mixed with human
Whispering Brown Eye (13:47:21): I googled vision and idk who the hell this is
Flatulancelot (13:47:31): Very similar in demeanor to Dr Manhattan
Flatulancelot (13:48:33): Avengers create ultron, AI to watch over earth, so they can smoke trees all day. Fails. KILL ALL HUMANS.
Flatulancelot (13:48:49): None
Flatulancelot (13:49:07): Ultron creates Vision.
Flatulancelot (13:49:15): Vision kills Ultron
Flatulancelot (13:49:54): Now an avenger
Flatulancelot (13:50:06): Fucks Magneto's daughter
Flatulancelot (13:50:25): Not sure if vision shoots loads or even has penis
Whispering Brown Eye (13:50:32): So she got fucked by a robot?
Flatulancelot (13:50:37): Yup
Whispering Brown Eye (13:50:39): Now that's my kind of movie
Whispering Brown Eye (13:51:00): EJACULATION SEQUENCR ACTIVATED
Flatulancelot (13:51:11): He flicks her bean. She flicks his Mind Stone
Whispering Brown Eye (13:51:16): INITIATING PULL OUT METHOD TO AVOID CONCEPTION
Flatulancelot (13:52:35): And Ant Man was one of the better super hero movies.
Flatulancelot (13:52:39): Should get on that
The Donald (13:53:16): It's kinda funny seeing all the big name guys then Paul Rudd is like hey I'm here
Flatulancelot (13:54:45): I want him to use the line "60% of the time or works every time", especially around Black Panther.
Flatulancelot (13:54:53): It works*
Flatulancelot (13:55:12): Then wink at the viewing audience
The Donald (14:03:24): But say winking
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:08:28): Then the newest hero comes to save the day, celery man
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:09:49): Can I get a hat wobble on spider man
The Donald (14:12:28): NUDE TONY
The Donald (14:12:35): I didn't get that.
The Donald (14:12:40): NUDE TONY
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:14:11): OH FUCK
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:14:14): I'm ok
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:26:41): I'm at haleys sisters baby shower. She opened a lot of batman and superman onsies. She said to nick "look, batman and superman shirts" "it's okay after this I'm going to return them all and get goku ones"
Flatulancelot (16:27:50): I thought he's goku. Shouldn't they be gohan onesies
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:32:11): I'll be sure to bring this up
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:32:31): Also cori kicked him out of the present opening area cause he wouldn't shut up about trump lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:32:53): He's going off about unisex bathrooms in schools
Flatulancelot (16:33:39): You should squeeze in the word power as much as you can into your everyday speech
Flatulancelot (16:33:51): Until he starts using the word too
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:38:10): I don't watch to touch politics with him lol
Flatulancelot (16:38:45): You won't have to. Just incept in him the POWER
The Donald (16:38:59): What in mans life brings him to that
The Donald (17:47:35): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vbddLNUOMs Just gunna leave this here
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:23:26): Can't watch right now but this looks awesome. What's the opposite of the friend zone ? I want to make a song about that. The Chad Thundercock zone maybe?
Flatulancelot (18:30:48): That was amazing
Flatulancelot (18:31:24): Seriously, amazing. A bit disturbing considering these kids look twelve, but amazing nonetheless
Whispering Brown Eye (19:15:44): im thinking of going to brooklyn brewery for my birthday on the 28th, you guys down to come?
Flatulancelot (19:17:38): Sure
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:00:13): Shore
Flatulancelot (21:00:59): STFU. GoT. If you don't, you gone get got
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:07:07): Can't watch more. Here's more distractions.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:07:22): Haley can't make it to your bday brewery tour but I'll be there.
Whispering Brown Eye (22:44:57): Aight cool
Whispering Brown Eye (22:46:26): Just saw marvel civil war, it was cool but I had no clue what the fuck was going on for like half of it
Whispering Brown Eye (23:00:25): So does vision have every super power lol
Flatulancelot (23:01:38): He's definitely overpowered
Flatulancelot (23:03:35): Did you see Ultron?
Whispering Brown Eye (23:09:43): Nope
Flatulancelot (23:10:19): Yeah I could see why things might be a bit confusing
Whispering Brown Eye (23:11:18): At first I was wondering why don cheadle was black iron man until I remembered him from avengers 1. Then idk who Wanda was, or what visions deal was
Whispering Brown Eye (23:11:51): Good movie just felt more like an avengers sequel tbh
Flatulancelot (23:12:18): Agreed
Monday, 16 May 2016
The Donald (05:27:55): All of the movies are now just so intertwined that they are all just sequels
Whispering Brown Eye (06:45:47): Yea that's what I'm starting to realize
The Donald (07:31:33): I want to start a pregnant women fitness. Like Aborpies
Whispering Brown Eye (08:16:54): How about Miss Carriage
The Donald (09:42:48): That's the trainer
The Donald (10:11:29): I'm back for the lolz
Flatulancelot (10:12:49): "Imma fill you quickly"
Flatulancelot (10:12:59): That was good though
The Donald (11:22:10): Also josh the article you like about the non profit medi agency was good.
The Donald (11:22:33): It was a good outsiders look
Flatulancelot (11:22:44): On Medium right?
The Donald (11:22:50): Yea
The Donald (11:23:04): It wasn't as well researched as I hoped
Flatulancelot (11:23:11): I saw the first infographic came from your company
Flatulancelot (11:23:19): True
The Donald (11:23:22): But we don't release as much as we should
Flatulancelot (11:23:29): I agree with the sentiment overall though
The Donald (11:23:46): Zenithoptimedia isn't a company any more
The Donald (11:23:51): It's Zentih
The Donald (11:24:06): And then Optimedia | Blue 449
The Donald (11:25:02): Actually that might not be public yet
Flatulancelot (11:25:08): Regardless, journalism shouldn't be synonymous with profit
Flatulancelot (11:25:24): I'm telling the media so I can cash out. Sorry Marc
The Donald (11:25:35): You get yellow journalism
The Donald (11:25:37): And it's bad
The Donald (11:26:08): That's why you have buzzfeed with the crazy SJW shit. They need people to watch
The Donald (11:26:20): But we also don't need state run stuff
The Donald (11:26:35): As that leads down a slippery slope
Flatulancelot (11:30:35): A private/public matching system could work. Campaign finance system in NYC works that way
Flatulancelot (11:31:43): PBS is probably a good model
The Donald (11:35:53): They still struggle
Whispering Brown Eye (11:55:35): kids these days are too busy snapchatting their boners to enjoy pbs's fine reruns of sesame street
Flatulancelot (11:57:12): Sesame Street is on HBO
Flatulancelot (11:57:20): How times have changed
Flatulancelot (11:58:17): Never thought I'd see the day when Oscar the Grouch was deep throating Big Bird's big one for a Big Mac
Whispering Brown Eye (11:59:32): now i gotta decide if i want to watch game of thrones on sunday or learn about the letter R
Flatulancelot (12:00:51): This week's letter is R. As in Rape. Like how Danaerys was raped by Khal Drogo in season 1. Here's a clip...
Whispering Brown Eye (12:02:30): thanks HBO
Whispering Brown Eye (12:02:53): my kids were supposed to learn about deviant sexuality through their creepy uncle, not the media
The Donald (12:32:20): John Cena is presenting at the NBC upfront. He walked out to his team\nMusic
Flatulancelot (12:33:00): Know idea what you said other than John Cena
The Donald (12:33:29): Because you are uncultured swine
Flatulancelot (12:34:28): Can a pig keep kosher?
The Donald (12:39:32): Dani Pudi got a new show
Flatulancelot (12:40:09): "Allah Ahmed"
Whispering Brown Eye (13:17:18): http://www.clickhole.com/article/inspiring-working-class-philadelphia-teenager-just-4347
Flatulancelot (13:18:47): "Alfonso is even being endlessly tracked by a demonic falcon made of obsidian that repeatedly flays his skin."
The Donald (14:15:41): I don't think say this enough to. You three are honestly. Some of the weirdest faggots I have ever met.
Flatulancelot (14:19:27): Rather be a WeirdFag than a TrumpFag
Flatulancelot (14:19:56): Think there are any FagTrumpFags out there?
The Donald (14:20:28): Milo Yonulpous.
The Donald (14:20:51): He is gay loves black dudes and a big fighter of SJWs and a huge trump supporter
Flatulancelot (14:21:11): Well, I'm done here
Whispering Brown Eye (14:33:58): Yea Milo is a unique one
Whispering Brown Eye (14:34:54): he's just your average openly gay republican who is against gay marriage and advocates for teen suicide
The Donald (14:47:07): teens are the worst
The Donald (14:47:33): they should all kill themselves and make way for the true next generation
The Donald (14:47:39): early 20 somethings
Whispering Brown Eye (14:47:53): i am the future
Flatulancelot (15:31:12): Wait, he advocates suicide?
Whispering Brown Eye (16:07:53): https://archive.is/1v4me
Whispering Brown Eye (16:08:08): i mean its obviously a troll piece, as are 90% of the things he writes
Whispering Brown Eye (16:08:15): but a lot of people got salty over it lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:13:11): That's kind of funny and man did I miss a lot lol
The Donald (16:13:17): my 250 dollar skatebaord came
The Donald (16:13:20): then i did
Whispering Brown Eye (16:15:38): what kind of skateboard is it
The Donald (16:23:10): lekker
The Donald (16:23:15): fiji
The Donald (16:23:17): 90/100
The Donald (16:23:50): http://lekkerskateboards.com/product/090100/
The Donald (16:23:56): thats my baby
The Donald (16:24:05): they are all custom made
Flatulancelot (16:24:58): None
Whispering Brown Eye (16:25:32): marc you going to ride that in nyc?
The Donald (16:26:14): i am
The Donald (16:26:37): im getting back into my old skate shit
The Donald (16:26:44): i think that was pre brian
The Donald (16:26:50): last time i got into skating
Flatulancelot (16:27:31): So your pre Josh era is B.J.
The Donald (16:28:01): but now is Double Pete so D.P.
Whispering Brown Eye (16:28:39): so are you becoming casey neistat
The Donald (16:29:45): who da fuq that
Whispering Brown Eye (16:30:50): grown man with floppy hair who skates down the streets of NYC while filming himself with a selfie stick and somehow generating revenue from it
The Donald (16:32:41): i can be him
Whispering Brown Eye (16:34:17): make sure to wear your helmet young man
The Donald (16:47:46): I'm not a jabronie
The Donald (16:47:55): I do have to modify my stance
The Donald (16:48:03): Since I'll have my satchel
Flatulancelot (16:48:35): MAKE AMERICA SK8 AGAIN
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:57:10): Boooo
Tuesday, 17 May 2016
Whispering Brown Eye (09:30:28): gr8 sk8 m8
The Donald (10:25:35): Lets see if this works Josh
Whispering Brown Eye (10:28:02): That is such a good tagline
Whispering Brown Eye (10:28:18): are you really gonna do the two people in the profile pic tho
Flatulancelot (10:41:22): You scumbag. You're no better than Carlos Mencia
Whispering Brown Eye (10:43:32): what if you match with a girl that josh has plowed
Flatulancelot (10:46:06): Not likely. Aren't many of them out there. Although if you move to Hoboken you will greatly increase your chances
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:49:22): Bitch I gave you the "subject to change part", josh you're Carlos mencia, and marc your just a mind of mencia fan
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:49:37): Man I can't believe I used to love that show lol
Flatulancelot (10:50:35): Me too. But I think he stole a bunch of Bill Cosby material, who in turn stole a bunch of innocence.
Whispering Brown Eye (10:52:00): hey! rape was my gimmick!
Flatulancelot (10:52:30): You like fish sticks?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:56:20): Principal Victoria was fired for referring to rape as a "Hot Cosby"
The Donald (11:17:37): Who
The Donald (11:17:44): Oh the south park
Flatulancelot (11:18:18): None
Whispering Brown Eye (11:19:03): the drumpster out back
Flatulancelot (11:41:01): https://youtu.be/5brkwzJFaoM
The Donald (14:31:42): so for petes birthday, im taking NJ tansit to the path, take the path to 14th and then the L
The Donald (14:31:46): anyone else with me
Flatulancelot (14:33:13): Where you going? Montana? Am I right?\n\nThanks all. My name's Rene. You've been great.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:34:21): I'll go with you
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:34:33): And damn josh let Rene come up organically
Flatulancelot (14:35:59): Driving to Brooklyn easy?
Flatulancelot (14:36:47): If it is, it would shave a bunch of time off travel not to mention money on train tickets and metro cards
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:36:58): I ain't driving to brooklyn
Flatulancelot (14:37:06): Why?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:37:15): Becuase fuck carbon emissions
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:37:31): I'm all carbon neutral now
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:37:35): Think I'll bike
Flatulancelot (14:37:56): Seriously though, why not car?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:38:12): Well whoever drives can't really drink at the brewery
Flatulancelot (14:38:55): I'm not planning on getting shitfaced
Flatulancelot (14:39:12): Plus, I've already tried most of their stuff
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:39:23): Would you drive?
Flatulancelot (14:40:07): If parking is relatively easy, why not
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:40:31): Okey dokey guess I'm taking the J line
Flatulancelot (14:41:04): We don't like train jokes
Flatulancelot (14:41:25): End of the line wasn't pleasant
Whispering Brown Eye (16:19:47): Why not just take NJ transit and then the L?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:20:32): Cause josh wants to kill the planet faster it's cool well all be dead by then anyways
Flatulancelot (16:20:32): Time. Money. Car just send easier so long as there's parking
Flatulancelot (16:20:37): Seems*
Whispering Brown Eye (16:21:35): i guess if you like driving to brooklyn lol
Flatulancelot (16:22:00): I'm only gonna drive if it's reasonable
Whispering Brown Eye (16:22:40): do you know any good places to eat in brooklyn?
The Donald (16:22:41): i have the path pass
The Donald (16:23:00): and the path takes you closer so you dont have to the 2 or 3 to the l
Whispering Brown Eye (16:23:37): where do you transfer to the path? newark?
The Donald (16:23:42): yea
The Donald (16:23:57): then transfer at JSQ
The Donald (16:24:19): i do it every day
Whispering Brown Eye (16:26:22): how do you get back tho
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:26:22): What brewery is it again
Whispering Brown Eye (16:26:27): Brooklyn Brewery
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:26:49): Oh ok yea I was therr a few months ago. There's a decent bbq place right next to it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:27:08): Though I was pretty drunk but I did buy a bottle of bbq sauce from there I still use, it's good lok
Whispering Brown Eye (16:27:18): yea i know what youre talking about
Whispering Brown Eye (16:27:31): i figure we go into the city, get something to eat, go there, then maybe go to another bar or two after the tour
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:27:45): There's not really a tour
Whispering Brown Eye (16:27:54): the "tour"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:27:56): You walk in and there's tables and a bar
Whispering Brown Eye (16:28:00): well yea
Whispering Brown Eye (16:28:07): the tour is just a legal thing
Flatulancelot (16:28:24): We can go to six point as well
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:28:27): I think in nj. There you didn't even get an index card with information or anything
Whispering Brown Eye (16:28:28): cool im down
Flatulancelot (16:28:31): And then Torst
Whispering Brown Eye (16:28:49): im really more interested in drinking all the beers rather than seeing beer vats for the 100th time lol
Whispering Brown Eye (16:29:13): would you guys be down for Pies n Thighs
Flatulancelot (16:32:28): Torst is definitely the best beer drinkers bar I've ever been to. Owned by Evil Twin. They have very rare beers. Very chill environment. There's also a famous fried chicken place nearby
Whispering Brown Eye (16:34:11): sounds really good. i dont really know any brewries in nyc besides brooklyn so im open to anything
Flatulancelot (16:34:27): Six Point
Whispering Brown Eye (16:39:22): ok that works
Whispering Brown Eye (16:39:31): hit up six point, brooklyn and then go to torst?
Flatulancelot (16:40:24): Sure, not sure where they are all in relation to one another though
Flatulancelot (16:40:43): Definitely all in bk for sure
Whispering Brown Eye (16:41:33): we can all get on marcs skateboard and get around back to the future style
Wednesday, 18 May 2016
The Donald (11:36:04): They asked for volunteers for the GLSEN awards, they are the respect my pronoun people
The Donald (11:36:18): i kinda want to and call everyone sir or madam
Flatulancelot (11:38:00): Just call everyone, "your majesty"
The Donald (11:38:16): call everyone faggots
The Donald (11:50:01): turner upfront just had some CS GO footage
The Donald (11:53:20): SHAQ JUST MENTIONED KAZAAM
The Donald (11:53:24): ITS AMAZING
The Donald (11:56:44): also R and M got some heavy screen timne
Whispering Brown Eye (12:10:31): turner upfront? i barely know her uprfont
Whispering Brown Eye (12:10:36): also
Whispering Brown Eye (12:10:38): POWER http://fico.ozock.com/blind-man-wants-a-divorce-after-learning-his-wife-is-black/
The Donald (12:28:03): https://www.buzzfeed.com/genamourbarrett/mayo-is-the-most-persecuted-class-of-condiment-nowadays?utm_term=.kmjY0KB6eN#.ddadWEP2y0
The Donald (12:28:14): buzzfeed has finally become self aware
Flatulancelot (12:33:30): There's no way that blind shit is real. Straight out of Chapelle's show
Whispering Brown Eye (12:33:58): yea it's probably fake but i want to believe
Flatulancelot (12:34:04): and buzzfeed can fuck off
Flatulancelot (13:44:03): Steve has gone full blown hobo
Flatulancelot (13:45:33): He apparently walked home from work, which is not weird at all. But he did so with a sledge hammer.
Whispering Brown Eye (13:45:41): lolol
Whispering Brown Eye (13:46:11): imagine just seeing some guy walking down the street with a sledgehammer
Flatulancelot (13:50:04): I was pulling into my driveway and saw him in the distance. I thought, "is that a hobo? Nope. Just Steve.\u201d
Whispering Brown Eye (13:50:39): is this Edison's latest serial killer? oh no it's steve
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:52:36): God damn it lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:54:49): Guess my mom was serious about not giving him a ride. The other day she cleaned up the kitchen and dining room. She asks him to not put anyrhing on the dining room table. She comes home and it's COVERED in his shit. Thing is he normally never puts anything on it. That's when she flipped and cut him off of rides.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:55:02): Why the sledge hammer though? Did you ask him josh?
Flatulancelot (13:55:53): Nah. I just said, Steve, you've gone full blown hobo
Whispering Brown Eye (13:57:48): how far away does steve work
Flatulancelot (13:58:18): 5.6 miles
Whispering Brown Eye (13:58:32): wow
Flatulancelot (13:58:32): I'm quoting Steve
Flatulancelot (13:58:42): Metuchen. Not very far
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:59:32): Yea it's a walk though lol. If you walk average speed it'll take you more than an hour
Whispering Brown Eye (14:05:26): even longer when you are carrying a sledgehammer
The Donald (14:39:43): im really tired at wo
The Donald (14:39:45): rk
Whispering Brown Eye (14:40:21): have you considered eyelid tattoos
Whispering Brown Eye (14:40:24): so it looks like you're awake
Flatulancelot (20:46:00): holy shit...\n\nhttp://techcrunch.com/2016/05/18/pornhub-launches-bangfit-so-you-can-bang-to-get-fit/?ncid=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Techcrunch+%28TechCrunch%29&utm_content=FaceBook&sr_share=facebook
Flatulancelot (20:46:09): we were ahead of the game with DickBit
Thursday, 19 May 2016
The Donald (11:04:14): https://i.sli.mg/vZeVhV.jpg
The Donald (11:14:21): i realized my picture carries over to all the other groups
The Donald (11:19:39): and mine is of the next president
Whispering Brown Eye (11:43:25): Save us Overlord Trump
Whispering Brown Eye (11:43:41): http://www.clickhole.com/article/kids-school-bullied-him-just-being-different-so-he-1530
Whispering Brown Eye (13:44:56): also
Whispering Brown Eye (13:45:05): we need to get our shit together and actually write or film or create something
Whispering Brown Eye (13:45:15): im tired of people stealing our genius ideas
Flatulancelot (13:51:48): Should start with a podcast. Any video shit would also require a microphone.
Flatulancelot (13:52:02): Plus, were good at banter
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:54:12): Ok let's start the movie right now word by word. I'll start
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:54:18): It was a dark and stormy night.
Flatulancelot (13:57:17): The water boiling, ready for the Mac and cheese to hit the stove top.
The Donald (14:13:53): the microwave dinging as the hotdogs sizzled with steam
Flatulancelot (14:14:53): The moron didn't put them on a plate. On top of that, he used his hands to pick them up.
Flatulancelot (14:15:13): They soon feel to the floor
The Donald (14:15:56): Gary looked at them and shrugged his shoulders as he picked them up off the floor and dusted them off
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:20:11): "Better a floor dog than no dog" he chuckled to himself.
Flatulancelot (14:27:37): His dog Boris scurried over to lap up the mess. "it's a dog eat dog world"
Flatulancelot (14:28:07): "man, I'm on a roll"
Flatulancelot (14:28:24): "ha, did it again"
The Donald (14:28:48): then he furiously masturbates to hentai
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:34:29): "Now, where did I put that that third floor dog? Oh right" he said after which he extracted the missing floor dog from his butt hole.
The Donald (14:49:21): we should do a podcast
Flatulancelot (14:55:02): , said the man to his pup.
Flatulancelot (14:55:31): Hours past. The storm rolled through.
Flatulancelot (14:56:32): The asshole had forgotten about the Mac and cheese and his house burned down. The man and dog had passed silently in the morning fog.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:59:15): Police tape is everywhere. Gary is sprawled on the floor with a hot dog halfway up his butthole, his pants down and his dog laying right next to his butthole trying to get one last bite of Gary butt dog before passing.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:01:13): "Looks like another dog bites the butts, ey chief?"detective steve karabinchak mused.
Flatulancelot (15:01:13): Their charred remains resembled a figure out of horror movies. A human-dog-centipede. The fire had conjoined their bodies. Their flesh now one
Whispering Brown Eye (15:07:08): this is good
Whispering Brown Eye (15:07:20): get Michael Bay on the phone
Flatulancelot (15:17:56): , said detective Steve
The Donald (15:21:01): https://gfycat.com/UncomfortableIncompleteAidi
The Donald (15:21:05): just watch
Flatulancelot (15:22:25): O Paul Rudd
Whispering Brown Eye (15:25:09): lol thotr
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:27:18): That's great lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:27:25): I need to watch ant man
Whispering Brown Eye (15:28:07): they should have made his character's name Anthony
Whispering Brown Eye (15:28:13): to really add some layers to Ant Man
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:29:44): Anthony Manning
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:29:49): Ant Man for short though
Whispering Brown Eye (15:30:05): How did you guess my secret identity?!
The Donald (17:58:45): Anyone want to get drunk and hit on slutty bitches this weekend
Flatulancelot (17:59:35): I'm good.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:02:04): I feel like I have something this weekend but I don't remember. I have to check with my secretary.
The Donald (18:02:41): Is it getting drunk and hitting on slutty bitches
The Donald (18:03:20): And we know you weren't in josh. You idea of a good time is eating bran and watching the mentalist
Flatulancelot (18:04:29): How dare you. You think I watch that crap? I'm a C-SPAN man!
Flatulancelot (18:04:43): Seriously though. I enjoy C-SPAN
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:04:59): It's true I've seen it
The Donald (18:05:10): C-Span 2 or nothing
Flatulancelot (18:05:21): 3 is the shit
The Donald (18:05:39): That's all the underground senate fight clubs
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:05:43): I like c span 4, the Quatro
Flatulancelot (18:05:43): They usually have the conferences on terrorism and cyber security. The cool stuff
Flatulancelot (18:06:27): Brian did witness it though. When we were helping move the other week.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:09:41): Think it was literally the first time in my life I saw someone watching cspan
The Donald (18:10:38): Josh isn't a person. He was a failed cloned goat that escaped.
The Donald (18:10:57): Ever seen his cloves hoves
The Donald (18:11:21): You thought it was just him being a Jew. Nope. Jew hooves are more rounded
The Donald (18:11:55): I was a failed cloned gorilla. They split natty light into the mixture
The Donald (18:15:38): Brian was a goof
The Donald (18:15:46): And Pete was a normal child
Flatulancelot (18:16:25): I'm still waiting for my horns to come in
The Donald (18:17:02): It's not the horns on your head. But the horns in your heart
Flatulancelot (18:20:02): You ever hold a human heart in your hands?
Flatulancelot (18:20:05): I have
The Donald (18:20:26): For legal reasons. I can't disclose
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:23:02): You guys know you can win money by betting on yourself losing weight? Dietbet.com. pretty much the site counts on most people dropping out, losing, then the pot is split among people who weren't cucks
The Donald (18:23:27): Can I cheat?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:23:49): I figure I keep losing, put it back on, lose again repeat, I can turn this into my next career
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:24:23): Cheat how, bloat up right before?
Flatulancelot (18:25:19): It's called putting on mass
Whispering Brown Eye (18:47:08): I'm going to become bullimic and destroy everyone
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:06:45): I'll just join a kilogram competition but leave my scale on pounds \ufffd
Flatulancelot (20:32:16): Gentlemen, it took me 27 years, but tomorrow will be the first time I will enter into a church.
The Donald (20:32:33): TO THE BUNKER
Flatulancelot (20:32:56): Yeah, the apocalypse may be near.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:33:10): What's the occasion
Flatulancelot (20:33:21): I have to go to a wedding
The Donald (20:33:25): Guys we planned for this
The Donald (20:33:48): I'll get the guns
The Donald (20:33:54): Brian get the holy water.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:34:18): I'm not much better than josh lol
Flatulancelot (20:34:25): Brian, you should tell your mom.
The Donald (20:34:30): Pete get the snacks. And I swear Pete if you bring U frosted pop tarts again
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:34:48): Oh some pete frosting huh\n
Flatulancelot (20:35:39): Prepare your mother's folks. Hell be upon us
Flatulancelot (20:35:50): Mothers*
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:52:30): None
Whispering Brown Eye (21:44:10): Oh Josh you're going to love mass
Flatulancelot (21:48:14): How big a difference between Catholic and just plain Christian churches?
Flatulancelot (21:48:58): My mom said something about Jews not being allowed to kneel in a Catholic Church. Against the rules or some shit
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:49:03): More kneeling and standing
Whispering Brown Eye (21:49:05): Catholic is more ceremonies and less getting excited that Jesus was brutally executed 2k years ago
Whispering Brown Eye (21:49:19): Honestly just don't get up to eat the cracker during communion
Whispering Brown Eye (21:49:32): That's the only thing
Whispering Brown Eye (21:50:05): You can just sit there and think about sex
Flatulancelot (21:50:10): Best if I just keep my mouth shut. Cover all my bases
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:50:24): Yee a don't think at a wedding you'll have to worry about that but in general it's true. I'm not even allowed to get communion because I am unpure
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:50:44): I have not confessed my sins to an old pedo in a closet
Flatulancelot (21:50:49): What's getting communion entail?
Whispering Brown Eye (21:51:10): Yea if you havent received the sacrament of communion or are in a state of "mortal sin" you are not supposed to receive it
Whispering Brown Eye (21:51:26): And its a whole sacrament Catholic kids go through in 2nd grade. Just a big ritual
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:52:40): Just don't fart too loud and you'll be fine
Flatulancelot (21:52:41): I'll probably just block this all from my memory.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:53:02): No definitely observe it like you would a nature show
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:53:21): It will make you freak your geek out
Flatulancelot (21:54:00): True. But I bet it won't compare to the Mormon Church in salt lake city.
Whispering Brown Eye (21:55:01): Honestly, it will be an eye opening experience for you because you will get to see the true reality of the Catholic Church. It's just 90% people who do not care at all and just go because they've always gone
Whispering Brown Eye (21:55:28): I would imagine from an outsider's perspective it probably seems like something people take very seriously but that is not really the case at all
Flatulancelot (21:56:36): I'll be sure to live tweet my experience
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (22:12:00): Jesus died for WHAT? 10 things you didn't know the son of God sacrificed himself for
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (22:12:12): We should do click bait articles on religion
Flatulancelot (22:16:59): You'll never believe what these prophets said!
Flatulancelot (22:17:09): Abraham said what?!
Flatulancelot (22:17:45): 10 seas Moses parted that you've never heard of
Flatulancelot (22:18:27): Noah's ark saved the animals, but you'll never guess what Naomi saved
Flatulancelot (22:19:10): Adam and Eve and\u2026 Connor?
Flatulancelot (22:19:47): What's on Jesus' Netflix queue?
Friday, 20 May 2016
Whispering Brown Eye (00:26:01): Hoo whee rick
Flatulancelot (12:22:10): I'd it acceptable to wear coffee brown shoes with a charcoal gray suit?
Flatulancelot (12:22:14): Is it*
The Donald (12:25:54): No
Flatulancelot (12:26:09): Why?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:26:24): Just listen to marc he knows more about fashion than all of us combined
The Donald (12:26:32): It's too off.
The Donald (12:26:39): Well how brown
The Donald (12:27:07): Show me the options
Flatulancelot (12:28:29): None
Flatulancelot (12:28:31): Light
The Donald (12:32:04): Color of belt?
The Donald (12:32:10): Same or slightly off
Flatulancelot (12:32:21): They have to match?
The Donald (12:32:30): Yes
Flatulancelot (12:32:43): That's not happening
The Donald (12:32:44): If it's close that's fine
Flatulancelot (12:33:57): Not close at all
Flatulancelot (12:33:59): None
The Donald (12:34:21): WHO LET YOU BE A PERSON
Flatulancelot (12:34:39): I hate this shit with a passion
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:34:41): Even I know shoes = belt
The Donald (12:34:42): If it's the only brown one you have then you can roll with it
Flatulancelot (12:34:56): It's reversible. Black on the other side
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:35:03): And I'm fucking clueless
Flatulancelot (12:35:19): Fuck it. I'm going ugly black shoes
The Donald (12:35:21): I throw up a little in\nMy mouth just then
Flatulancelot (12:35:41): Fuck fashion
Flatulancelot (12:37:11): I'm not attending any of your weddings
The Donald (12:37:59): You are going. And I'm putting you with my old fraterinty brothers and have you fight for my amusement
Flatulancelot (12:49:30): How's this Marc
Flatulancelot (12:50:14): I can't tell what color the tie is
Flatulancelot (13:12:19): Happy holidaze gents
The Donald (13:57:49): its fine
Flatulancelot (13:57:59): Cool
The Donald (13:58:11): just smile and jerk off in the corner like always
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:07:44): You got a lady accompanying you?
Flatulancelot (14:10:08): I was a plus one but I decided not to invite anyone cause then I would have to double the wedding gift. Fuck that shit
Whispering Brown Eye (14:29:49): idk how i missed this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMICTAl4LCg
Flatulancelot (14:30:04): This was amazing
Whispering Brown Eye (14:30:19): also josh
Whispering Brown Eye (14:30:22): get you some cap toe shoes or something
Flatulancelot (14:30:36): I have no idea what that is
Whispering Brown Eye (14:30:44): square toe shoes are for the dads
Flatulancelot (14:30:53): And it sounds like I don't want to devote the time to find out
Whispering Brown Eye (14:30:55): you want to remind people you're virile
Whispering Brown Eye (14:33:42): also marc why cant you wear brown shoes with a navy suit, i thought thats what all the fellas are doing these days
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:39:02): Yea josh you gotta let the ladies know you still got seeds to plant
Flatulancelot (16:48:20): Why didn't you guys let me know about the heil Hitler salute?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:08:23): I would have thought your grandparents would have showed you it. Boom roasted.
Whispering Brown Eye (19:56:30): Brian this isn't your car is it lol
Flatulancelot (20:15:44): Apparently the priest had heiled Hitler to the wrong person.
Whispering Brown Eye (20:16:13): Happens to the best of us
Flatulancelot (20:17:16): No, seriously. The priest had his right hand stretched out to my friend Andrew's forehead, reciting some blessing. Like right after the couple had said their vows. I was laughing a little, as were my friends and Andrew, a Jew.
Whispering Brown Eye (20:19:51): Yup he's a nazi now
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:41:27): Oh no that's not the salute
The Donald (22:34:02): They took a picture with a 99 Benz that was run into the ground
The Donald (22:34:21): Your dad runs like a '11
The Donald (22:35:04): Also. I had an open bar all night. Quit your jobs and go into media.
Flatulancelot (22:35:49): What a world
Flatulancelot (22:35:50): So did I. Go get married. There's tax benefits. And you can do it with guys now too.
The Donald (22:36:32): I call Pete. I want that Sperlazzo money in the divorce
Flatulancelot (22:36:51): Mmm Sperlazzo
The Donald (22:39:44): Help me. I might be too good at hitting on women
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (22:51:04): Solution: try hitting on men
The Donald (22:51:31): That's like playing in the B league
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (23:32:41): So what happened you get your D in some V
Whispering Brown Eye (23:39:10): Have you tried hitting on horses
Saturday, 21 May 2016
The Donald (20:00:56): JACKIE CHAN DID A PORNO
Flatulancelot (20:02:55): Show me
The Donald (20:03:51): It's a Hong Kong film called all in the family were he was a rickshaw driver who bangs a married woman
Flatulancelot (20:04:28): Arr in the famiry
Whispering Brown Eye (20:26:53): Sank you
Whispering Brown Eye (20:32:20): Do we get to see chan penetration? Does he use props from the environment during his love making
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:32:45): He does all his own sexual stunts
The Donald (23:07:19): Neighbors 2 was the most pro and anti feminist movie ever. And I loved it
Flatulancelot (23:12:21): Were there tits other than Seth Rogen's?
The Donald (23:25:18): Some
The Donald (23:25:26): Zac effrons balls
Sunday, 22 May 2016
Whispering Brown Eye (00:15:04): Were they as smooth as I dreamt they are
The Donald (00:26:38): Smoother
Flatulancelot (13:36:14): Google: Asking the hard questions
Whispering Brown Eye (14:54:56): You guys going to watch Preacher tonight?
Flatulancelot (14:56:12): Only seen previews. You read the comics?
Whispering Brown Eye (14:58:34): Nope but the show is getting very good reviews apparently
Flatulancelot (14:59:40): Probably worth a watch. See how it is. Seth Rogen is a producer from what I know. It'll probably be better than TWD
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:26:26): I'll check it out. I read a comic or two of it a while back I thought it was interesting.
Monday, 23 May 2016
The Donald (09:14:53): Our Friendship in one picture
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:17:46): None
The Donald (11:00:41): I just got access to all the pilots for NBC, ABC, FOX and CBS
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:03:54): Which shows does that entail
The Donald (11:04:25): Joel Mchale's the great Indoor
The Donald (11:04:32): thats what im watching now
Flatulancelot (11:04:32): And how many have you spotted that are, "who the fuck approved this?"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:04:38): I just learned people who work in NJ Transit on average make 104k. We should have been conductors. Next gen train men.
Flatulancelot (11:05:26): Anti-capitalist exposed for greed. Shame on you Brian
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:06:02): I feel like a hypocrite for having tabs open for socialism and Wallstreetbets in the same browser
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:07:41): Just wait till you all read my manifesto
The Donald (11:09:15): The Great Indoors is just pretty much shitting on Millennials and i love it
The Donald (11:10:30): Stephen Fry is in it
The Donald (11:10:39): and Chrisptoher Minz Platz
Flatulancelot (11:11:39): Just say McLovin. He has no other name
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:13:31): Ohhh mclovin that guy
Whispering Brown Eye (11:30:37): sounds like a irish r&b singer
Whispering Brown Eye (11:43:02): preacher was kind of neat btw
Whispering Brown Eye (11:43:11): great for us young angstheists
Flatulancelot (11:44:39): I'm gonna watch it later. I'll be sure to upload my review to YouTube for y'all to enjoy on your own schedule
Flatulancelot (11:45:11): Cause watching me talk about having watched other people on TV is compelling entertainment
The Donald (11:47:06): nah fuck that reaction videos, I want to watch you watching the show
Flatulancelot (11:48:03): Mystery science theater is coming back btw
Whispering Brown Eye (11:49:28): We should consider doing reaction videos
Whispering Brown Eye (11:49:32): where we react to reaction videos
Whispering Brown Eye (11:49:51): and then we have a follow up where someone reacts to us filming hte reaction video by looking through the windows with binoculars
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:50:04): Sounds like something clip hole would do, I love it
Whispering Brown Eye (11:50:10): thank you
Whispering Brown Eye (11:50:25): that is the highest form of compliment
Whispering Brown Eye (11:54:30): or we could film Teens React to Extreme Temperatures
Flatulancelot (11:55:21): Mom! Where the fuck is the AC?!
Flatulancelot (11:55:41): Sweat doesn't complement my skin tone.
Whispering Brown Eye (11:55:49): let's see what this 14 year old thinks about 145 degree weather
Whispering Brown Eye (11:56:27): I had an idea a while ago when those teens react videos were really big to make one like Teens React to the 2013 Honda Civic
Whispering Brown Eye (11:56:44): and they are banging it like cavemen
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:57:45): We have to shoot this shit
Flatulancelot (11:57:51): Where's the aux port? Ooo, this must be one of those poor people cars
Whispering Brown Eye (11:58:45): What is this contraption?
Whispering Brown Eye (11:58:58): where is the warp drive?
The Donald (12:25:46): Also reasons to support Fox News, i work with MSNBC and Fox for my client. The staff for sales for fox is damn sexy. MSNBCs are not so much. help me make america great again and motor boat some titties.
Whispering Brown Eye (14:11:47): dat megyn kelly
Whispering Brown Eye (14:12:02): i dont even care that she's old enough to be my mom and has a poorly spelled first name
The Donald (14:13:28): MSNBC's best shot is Rachel Maddow, who looks like someone tried to womanize John Oliver, then got board halfway through
Flatulancelot (14:13:52): Nah man. Hallie Jackson
Flatulancelot (14:14:10): She can hop on pop
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:14:27): They just play different tropes. Fox - sex sells. Msnbc - if they're ugos you can trust they're smart.
The Donald (14:15:26): Or is that what they want you to think
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:15:55): I didn't say they were actually smart. Msnbc is mostly shit.
The Donald (14:15:56): Exhibit A
The Donald (14:16:06): None
Whispering Brown Eye (14:16:09): you know i would imagine rachel maddow being into some kinky shit
The Donald (14:17:24): Im always worried im going to type the stupid ass shit we say in my works group chat
Flatulancelot (14:17:55): They use groupme?
The Donald (14:17:59): yea
Whispering Brown Eye (14:19:28): how do they like your trump picture
Flatulancelot (14:20:08): O jeez
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:20:25): You guys know sanders is only 5 years older than trump
The Donald (14:20:50): Time was not kind to that man
Whispering Brown Eye (14:22:58): bernie sanders has been aged by the burden of capitalism
Whispering Brown Eye (14:23:03): trump carries it with ease
Flatulancelot (14:23:43): Honestly, Bernie looks to be in better health than Trump
Flatulancelot (14:23:51): By leaps and bounds
Flatulancelot (14:24:15): And Trump's "doctor" said he's the healthiest individual ever
Whispering Brown Eye (14:25:08): bernie does look pretty damn old though
Whispering Brown Eye (14:25:17): i think it's the badlness and the liver spots
The Donald (14:28:02): Josh did you just say Bernie looks better then Trump? you need to get his dick outcha mouth so you can see better
Flatulancelot (14:29:00): I stand by my statement
Flatulancelot (14:29:12): dick in mouth
Flatulancelot (14:29:34): Seriously though. Trump looks like shit
Flatulancelot (14:29:48): Bernie just looks like an old Jew
The Donald (14:30:24): I understand you dont like guy, but come on Josh
The Donald (14:30:30): Jews are the most fragile
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:30:35): I though bernie was 80 and trump was in his 60s tbh
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:30:41): When I first saw them
Flatulancelot (14:31:28): Still stand by my statement
Whispering Brown Eye (14:33:15): I will say though that Trump looks bizarre lol
Whispering Brown Eye (14:33:19): with the fake hair and tan
Whispering Brown Eye (14:33:28): whereas Bernie looks like a typical Jewish grandpa
Flatulancelot (14:33:46): Exactly
Whispering Brown Eye (14:33:55): but Trump definitely looks younger
Whispering Brown Eye (14:34:16): I think it's because he's had the fake hair so long that we are just used to it
Flatulancelot (14:34:38): Take away the tan and the weird hair and let's see how normal he looks
The Donald (14:37:20): Josh is just feeding him
Whispering Brown Eye (14:37:52): he is feeding on souls
The Donald (16:52:33): Be white and throw money at it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:54:16): None
Flatulancelot (19:55:06): Jealous
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:55:31): If only we could trade and I could give you my spot
The Donald (19:56:08): You are going to jury duty on my birthday.
Flatulancelot (19:56:10): None
Flatulancelot (19:56:18): I should've sent that first
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:56:35): I noticed that Marc
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:56:47): We can meet up in NB after at least lol
The Donald (19:57:23): Or show up drunk and be like HAPPY BIRTHDAY NJ JUDICIAL SYSTEM
Flatulancelot (19:57:40): JURY NULLIFICATION
Flatulancelot (19:58:16): you may be exempt for the mere fact that I mentioned that
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:01:09): I already knew it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:01:15): I'm trying to think of some excuse
Flatulancelot (20:03:04): Say you're a Marxist socialist, but unlike Marx, you despise capitalism. You would prefer drug fueled rages to jury duty any day of the week
Flatulancelot (20:03:13): The reasons are endless
Flatulancelot (20:03:34): Just don't say you wish to overthrow the government. You could go to prison
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:03:58): That's what I told my mom she said it's not good enough to just say I'm a socialist. So I said I'll say I'm a radical socialist. If the doesn't work I'll just say I see where ISIS is coming from.
Flatulancelot (20:05:03): I mean, if you have to choose one cultist radicalization of a major religion over the other, they have a point
Flatulancelot (20:05:46): Euthanize the retards
Flatulancelot (20:06:41): You prefer that everyone have blonde hair and blue eyes. Don't forget to mention you're off German descent. I know you don't like it, but this one time it may some you some hardship
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (22:05:17): Don't sleep and text guys
Flatulancelot (22:13:20): None
Flatulancelot (22:13:32): You ever ask him about this?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (22:33:18): Not yet. I'll ask tomorrow. That's such a ridiculous photo.
Whispering Brown Eye (22:57:57): He genuinely looks like a hobo there
Tuesday, 24 May 2016
The Donald (09:00:49): Just you friendly neighborhood hobo with a weapon
The Donald (12:25:14): https://sli.mg/KKkHhE.jpeg
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:27:05): Everyday I'm more tempted to vote for him if bernie isn't on the ballot.
The Donald (12:28:29): Alot of Bernie Supporters are switching to the red side
The Donald (12:28:52): because they want someone to shake things up and make washington actually get shit done
Flatulancelot (12:29:19): What is he actually gonna do? Seriously
Flatulancelot (12:29:42): The president has practically no power to change shit
The Donald (12:29:49): Its more a symbolic thing
Flatulancelot (12:29:51): Congress is where it's at
The Donald (12:29:52): like Bernie
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:30:00): What's any president do, get shit on for the bad, take credit for the good and build a big ass wall
The Donald (12:30:21): Bernie's socialist policys were never going to get past congress
The Donald (12:30:32): but he wanted to show he would fight for them
The Donald (12:30:40): and say fuck you to the establisment
The Donald (12:30:58): Bernie and Trump are not so different
Flatulancelot (12:31:06): I need to leave this country
The Donald (12:31:52): you have a visa
The Donald (12:32:40): Back to reality, we still on for saturday
Whispering Brown Eye (12:48:34): yea lets hit up some breweries and help me get over the existential dread that is going to accompany my upcoming quarter life crisis
The Donald (12:52:34): still shooting for Brooklym
Whispering Brown Eye (12:53:44): yea i figure cuz there are 2 or 3 breweries there
Flatulancelot (12:53:57): Regardless of where we go, we should leave fairly early
Flatulancelot (12:54:11): The line at Brooklyn brewery gets super long
Whispering Brown Eye (12:54:28): yea
Whispering Brown Eye (12:54:33): i might call ahead and see if they can do something
Flatulancelot (12:54:49): Probably not but give it a shot
Flatulancelot (12:55:05): Can't speak to six point. Never been
Whispering Brown Eye (13:02:06): id like to check them out
Whispering Brown Eye (13:02:31): actually looks like they're closed on saturday lol
Flatulancelot (13:02:59): Six point you mean?
Whispering Brown Eye (13:03:21): yup
Flatulancelot (13:04:15): O well. I'm sure we can hit up some hipsters basement claiming to brew something even better
Whispering Brown Eye (13:06:38): yea im sure they are all over the place
Whispering Brown Eye (13:06:53): worst case scenario we go to bed stuy and score some H
Flatulancelot (13:07:56): I love me some Brooklyn black tar
The Donald (14:41:49): We can go chill with my grandma in gravesend
The Donald (19:45:35): I just had an actual argument about going for trump with my sister. And maybe I have spent to much time on the_donlad. But I said valid arguments. And kept asking her when he said the things he said and she couldn't answer
Flatulancelot (19:46:28): Ban all Muslims?
Flatulancelot (19:46:50): Murder families of suspected terrorists?
Flatulancelot (19:47:01): Mexicans are rapists
Flatulancelot (19:47:17): Give nukes to Japan?
The Donald (19:47:18): I'll answers these one at a time then.
Flatulancelot (19:47:22): And south korea
The Donald (19:47:50): Jimmy Cater banned Muslims and sent home Muslim students diring the Iran crisis. No one cared
Flatulancelot (19:48:13): Doesn't make it right. And Jimmy Carter ain't running for president again
Flatulancelot (19:48:43): That's like saying we should kill native Americans again
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:48:44): Oh boy here we go hold on let me get my popcorn
Flatulancelot (19:48:47): Cause Jackson did
Flatulancelot (19:49:11): So how do you justify it
The Donald (19:49:53): Banning people or mirder
Flatulancelot (19:50:07): Other than by precedent. Because this country has set many precedents, and a lot of them are shit. \n\nPlease, justify all of this on its own merits
Flatulancelot (19:50:32): One by one. Like you said. Justify them each on their own merits
Flatulancelot (19:51:03): Banning Muslims. Go
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:52:14): http://m.imgur.com/S6HAKVZ
The Donald (19:52:35): Carter did it.
Flatulancelot (19:52:44): Other than precedent
Flatulancelot (19:53:03): FDR had interment camps for the Japanese. I get it
Flatulancelot (19:53:19): Justify Banning Muslims on its own merit
Flatulancelot (19:54:23): I think we should ban all Catholics because of the wars that have been started throughout history due to their shit logic
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:55:10): Ok you have to let him respond
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:55:58): Marc you got any statistics, facts, or other justification for it?
The Donald (19:56:28): With the influx of everything going on things need to be vetted and we don't have the time to vet the refugees coming from other countries. No matter what religion. We need to vet things better. And with over half of foreign Muslims wanting to agree with sharia law. They need to vet.
The Donald (19:57:17): And also president
The Donald (19:57:33): Precedent
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:57:49): Ok I think precedent just means it can be done not should be. But josh you got a response to his other section?
Flatulancelot (19:58:26): So let me get this straight. Even though 99.99% of Muslims worldwide are peaceful, non radical individuals, they are banned because they believe in Sharia law. \n\nMarc, you are Catholic, yes?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:58:52): Well strict sharia law isn't peaceful and very anti women correct?
The Donald (19:59:12): Correct. You need to kill non believers
Flatulancelot (19:59:16): But that doesn't mean they practice Sharia law. It's what they would prefer
Flatulancelot (19:59:28): Are you a Catholic?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:59:53): So they would just prefer to kill non believers? That's not great lol.
The Donald (20:00:12): I am.
Flatulancelot (20:00:23): Point I'm trying to make is that Catholics believe in some whack ass shit. They don't practice it
Flatulancelot (20:00:43): Christian and Jews too
The Donald (20:00:59): Jesus never said kill no believers. He never said anything about gays
Flatulancelot (20:01:18): Forget Jesus. What about the main guy
Flatulancelot (20:01:30): He condoned a lot of heinous shit
The Donald (20:01:35): That is the main guy
Flatulancelot (20:02:45): Am I wrong? Is there or is there not a significant amount of death, condoned by God, in the Torah and the new testament
The Donald (20:02:59): New Testament no
The Donald (20:03:10): Torah. Yea the Jews went crazy
The Donald (20:03:23): But God had a kid and settled down
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:03:50): There is a lot of death yes in the old testament. I don't recall any commandment or decree to kill anyone for anyone reason. I remember turn the other cheek etc. Pete knows this shit best he should be the expert witness on it.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:04:02): I'll Google now though see if there is
The Donald (20:04:41): I know Jesus brings Lazurus back
Flatulancelot (20:04:49): Marc, do you practice everything you are told to do or believe by the Catholic Church? Or the Pope?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:04:55): Ah I found one, deuteronomy 17, verse 2
The Donald (20:05:22): I try too
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:05:29): Also Luke 19:27 and Matthew 10:34
The Donald (20:05:30): But I do slip up
The Donald (20:06:00): But I also subscribe to a different idea of God
Whispering Brown Eye (20:07:10): According to a Zogby International poll of American Muslims taken in November and December of last year, a whopping 71 percent oppose "allowing gays and lesbians to marry legally." And 68 percent support the death penalty.\nNot a single mosque in America accepts homosexuals
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:07:46): None
Whispering Brown Eye (20:07:53): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYAcLudBbhg
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:07:58): 2-5 inclusive
Whispering Brown Eye (20:08:05): also theres a video of muslims at a peace conference saying to kill gay people lol
Flatulancelot (20:08:33): So we ban them all? The Pope and the Catholic Church are no better. That's the point I'm trying to make
Whispering Brown Eye (20:08:49): no i agree with you josh
Flatulancelot (20:08:51): You can't single out Muslims when Catholics and Christians and Jews are just as bad
Whispering Brown Eye (20:09:09): i agree, we can't ban muslims because there are bad ones. but it's a hard sell to say that christians and jews are just as bad
The Donald (20:09:11): I'm saying we need to vet
The Donald (20:09:22): Christina kill
Flatulancelot (20:09:26): Marc, we do vet. It takes years
The Donald (20:09:28): Jews kill.
The Donald (20:09:39): Then take the years
Whispering Brown Eye (20:09:57): there are islamic terrorist actions literally every day
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:09:57): How many southerners are against gay marriage lol. We let them stay for their smoked meats.
Flatulancelot (20:09:58): So what you're saying is do exactly what we're already doing?
Flatulancelot (20:10:55): Colombians kill other Colombians everyday. They're mostly Catholic
The Donald (20:11:08): More. We are one of the biggest people to check unlike Europe epically Sweden and Germany. But we have to be sure everyone is going to be adjusted to this country
The Donald (20:11:23): Colombians also don't kill because they are Catholic. They kill for drugs
Flatulancelot (20:11:57): They kill nonetheless
Whispering Brown Eye (20:12:10): but it's not over a cartoon of jesus that was published in an obscure magazine
Whispering Brown Eye (20:12:16): that's a separate issue
Flatulancelot (20:12:22): Agreed
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:12:40): We accepted less than Canada and many European nations, about 10k. Thoughts on this?
Whispering Brown Eye (20:12:58): accepted less syrian refugees?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:13:04): Yea
Flatulancelot (20:13:20): We're responsible for most of the shit in the middle East. We should take as many as possible
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:13:34): I'm January also 2 refugees were arrested on terrorism charges in sacremento, cali.
Whispering Brown Eye (20:13:45): surprise surprise lol
Whispering Brown Eye (20:13:53): i miss the good ol isolationist america days
Flatulancelot (20:14:23): Back to the point though. Marc, you've drifted from what Trump argued. He said ban all Muslims. You're saying better screening. \n\nJustify BANNING all Muslims
Whispering Brown Eye (20:14:27): if these sand people want to go kill eachother with bombs and sticks all day for their invisible father then let them do that
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:15:08): From Donalds site:
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:15:38): "Donald j trump is calling for a complete shutdown of Muslims entering the us until the country's representatives can figure out what's going on"
Whispering Brown Eye (20:15:54): complete shutdown? lol
Whispering Brown Eye (20:16:07): that is fearmongering at its finest
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:16:09): Until we figure out what's what
Whispering Brown Eye (20:16:16): aka until this shit blows over
Flatulancelot (20:16:26): Aka never
Whispering Brown Eye (20:16:45): nah the next hot button issue will come up and it'll get swept under the rug, like how obama said he was gonna close gitmo
Flatulancelot (20:17:26): Not for lack of trying. Congress has blocked his every effort
Flatulancelot (20:17:43): He cut down on the population their significantly
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:17:44): Cont. "According to pew researxh, among others, there is great hatred of Americans by large segments of the Muslim population. Most recently a poll from the center for security policy released data showing 25% of those polled agreed that violence against Americans here I'm the USA is justified as part of the global jihad"
Flatulancelot (20:18:06): Marc, justify a complete shutdown.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:18:17): "And 51% of those polled 'agreed that Muslims in america should have the choice of being governed by sharia law'"
The Donald (20:18:30): Until a system is put in place
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:18:35): Well I don't think he does have to do that josh
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:18:43): That's not what the site says the view is
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:19:01): You're making a position for him to defend his candidate doesn't formally support
Flatulancelot (20:19:22): Trump said compete shutdown
Flatulancelot (20:19:29): Complete*
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:19:39): "...until the representatives figure out what to do"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:19:52): He doesn't need to defend an infinite ban
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:20:09): Not to mention does or would trump have this power
Whispering Brown Eye (20:20:42): it's an empty promise
Whispering Brown Eye (20:20:51): like his dumb fucking wall that has its price changed every time he talks about it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:21:00): Yea but you can't argue what you think someone might do
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:21:11): That's just dumb
Flatulancelot (20:21:45): Let's move on. \n\nMarc, justify how the commander in chief ordering his subordinates in the military to murder the family members of suspected terrorists? Mind you, this is a war crime.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:21:56): And depends on both persons view of what trump will do. You could think trump will never end it or that he will but both are just speculative.
Flatulancelot (20:22:25): Or give your supporting argument as to why this is good policy or beneficial
Whispering Brown Eye (20:23:30): trump wants to murder the family of suspected terrorists?
The Donald (20:24:02): Please find me the quote because I was un aware
The Donald (20:24:48): But I think it's more a scare tactic. With an enemy purposefully trying to die. Nigga you need to get creative
Flatulancelot (20:26:31): http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/02/politics/donald-trump-terrorists-families/
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:26:49): It's just an eye for an eye josh like it says in your beloved sharia law \ufffd
Flatulancelot (20:27:15): "he would kill the families of terrorists in order to win the fight against ISIS"
The Donald (20:27:42): I believe it's a scare tactic.
The Donald (20:27:52): But I can't support it beyond that
The Donald (20:28:13): After this is over can we do one for Bernie
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:28:22): Some people do believe given how isis has killed people that sort of thing is justified
Whispering Brown Eye (20:28:34): that makes us no better than ISIS
The Donald (20:28:58): Isis is only 1 letter away from
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:28:58): Like running over their head with a truck, drowning alive, burning alive, having a kid slit your throat with a rusty knife. Some fucked up videos out there.
The Donald (20:29:02): IS US
Whispering Brown Eye (20:29:12): dang
Whispering Brown Eye (20:29:13): thats deep
Whispering Brown Eye (20:29:18): we are the isis
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:29:20): Isis just wants to hold a mirror up to society and win award for largest mirror
Flatulancelot (20:31:34): Check out @realDonaldTrump's Tweet: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/265895292191248385?s=09
Flatulancelot (20:31:40): OK Marc. Keep it simple for the last one. Justify this.
The Donald (20:32:45): He's drunk
Flatulancelot (20:33:06): He doesn't drink. Never has.
The Donald (20:33:21): He started today
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:33:32): It's from 2012 lol
Flatulancelot (20:33:47): Do you support this stance?
The Donald (20:33:54): No
The Donald (20:34:10): And no one has to support a Candiate 100%
Whispering Brown Eye (20:34:53): those damn chinamen warming the earth
Whispering Brown Eye (20:35:03): trying to turn the US into one giant rice cooker
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:35:09): It's all the cigarettes they smoke
The Donald (20:35:22): Josh I have a question for you then. You support Bernie.
Flatulancelot (20:35:56): Yup. But not 100%
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:36:10): And the disclaimers already come out
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:36:54): You'd vote him though if he was an option
Flatulancelot (20:37:15): Correct. And I plan to do so on Jun 7
Flatulancelot (20:37:23): And have donated $100
The Donald (20:37:31): How do you feel about him saying bread lines are a good thing
Flatulancelot (20:38:05): Meaning that we should feed the neediest of our fellow citizens?
Flatulancelot (20:38:57): Yeah, I would agree that we should do that. That's the Christian thing to do. No?
The Donald (20:39:27): Not that we should feed the poor. That all the people should live in need
Flatulancelot (20:40:12): Pretty sure you're taking that out of context
Whispering Brown Eye (20:40:12): why would bernie say bread lines are a good thing?
Flatulancelot (20:40:37): You have an in context quote or source?
The Donald (20:41:37): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJBjjP8WSbc Full quote
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:42:07): Full quote "you know it's funny sometimes american journalists say how bad a country with people lining up for food. That's a good thing. In other countries people don't libe up for food the rich get the food and the poor starve to death"
The Donald (20:42:14): Yes.
The Donald (20:42:33): But only the first part
Flatulancelot (20:42:43): You realize he's saying that people are starving to death in America
The Donald (20:42:48): Justify only the first part ignoring the second part of the quote
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:42:56): Lol
Flatulancelot (20:43:12): You can't just ignore parts
The Donald (20:43:28): Your right
The Donald (20:43:40): And Thys why I brought it up
The Donald (20:43:53): Like you tried with the ban Muslim quote
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:44:02): Ohhhh shiiiiit
Flatulancelot (20:44:05): And if you're citizens are in such dire need that they are literally starving, then yes, I agree that you should dyed l feed them
Flatulancelot (20:44:32): You should feed them*
The Donald (20:44:52): Josh your missing the point
Flatulancelot (20:44:57): Trump said outright, complete shutdown of Muslims
The Donald (20:45:09): Until things can be figured out
Flatulancelot (20:46:07): What's your point? I think we should feed people if they're in such desperate need.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:46:19): That's not Marcs point
Flatulancelot (20:47:15): It's also only a twleve second clip. Haven't seen the whole interview
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:47:17): Trump said that part 1) we should shut down Muslim immigration part 2) until representatives figure out what to do. You were only reading part 1 and ignoring part 2. Which is what he showed you just fighting against when he did it to bernie.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:47:46): Part 1) bread lines are good part 2) because at least people aren't starving
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:57:46): You guys should have a podcast. I'd listen lol
Whispering Brown Eye (20:58:00): or a fight club
Flatulancelot (20:58:50): We should.
Flatulancelot (20:58:59): All we need is a microphone
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:59:02): I found this very entertaining
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:59:14): And I learned something too
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:59:21): This was a friendship and learning adventure
Whispering Brown Eye (20:59:57): i think you guys are the only people i can safely talk about politics with without one person flipping a shit and taking it as a personal attack
The Donald (21:00:24): Fuck you Pete. That was personal
Flatulancelot (21:00:30): Let call it Unqualified
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:03:26): I think I have a sheet somewhere with that name on it lol
Flatulancelot (21:03:51): I thought it was I'll equipped and I'll informed
Flatulancelot (21:03:58): It involved drinking
Flatulancelot (21:04:07): And moderators
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:04:07): I still want to do my idea where we go to people in bars or coming out of them and ask them to finish a sentence for us, then start it off horribly
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:04:26): Like "I'm not a racist but what I don't get about black people is ...."
Flatulancelot (21:04:38): I'm not X, But Y
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:04:46): Yea pretty much
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:05:06): Or do things they wouldn't do
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:05:18): Go to a hipster and ask him to finish "I'm voting for trump because ___"
Flatulancelot (21:06:38): Maybe I'll bring my camera to NY this weekend and we can candidly interview some street fucksters
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:15:25): MvJ
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:15:30): Whoever wins, we lose
Flatulancelot (21:16:04): Can't just be Me v Marc every time
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:16:27): You're the most polar opposites of the group I think though
Flatulancelot (21:17:32): True, but you don't agree with Pete on everything. I don't think me v Brian would work very well cause we got our dicks in each other's ass's politically
Whispering Brown Eye (21:17:40): let's all get fuck the zuck shirts
Whispering Brown Eye (21:17:52): also josh i have no strong stances
Whispering Brown Eye (21:18:05): all my views are entirely arbitrary baased on what persona i am assuming that day
Flatulancelot (21:18:16): I'm am Pete. Meh.
Whispering Brown Eye (21:18:19): i am the political equivalent of gay for pay
Flatulancelot (21:19:33): Or how about PBMJ
Flatulancelot (21:20:11): The worst of all sandwiches
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:22:30): Yea the peanut butter mackerel and jelly
Flatulancelot (21:25:00): How about we meet once a month to record. Sit down for like 3-4 hours on a Friday night. We can edit it down to 2 or 3 episodes. Have a few subjects ready prior to recording. Maybe some background research, but keep it loose
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:46:17): I'm down
Flatulancelot (21:47:28): Pete, you said your brother has a blue yeti microphone, right?
Whispering Brown Eye (22:12:32): Yip
Flatulancelot (22:16:26): Perhaps we can borrow it one of these days
Whispering Brown Eye (22:16:49): Yea I'll ask him. He'd probably be fine with that. He barely uses it
Wednesday, 25 May 2016
The Donald (06:39:50): No real names
The Donald (06:40:30): I work in a very liberal field and I honestly think even being a republican would get me in hot water
The Donald (06:43:30): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (07:01:38): I work with a bunch of staunch republicans I don't want my socialist views getting me in trouble or worse., becoming the butt end of jokes
Whispering Brown Eye (07:01:49): Honestly talking positive about trump at any job can get you in hot water. He's just way too controversial
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (07:02:10): Like people seeing me and saying "hey comrade". I just don't know if I can take it.
Whispering Brown Eye (07:03:03): It is best to not have political debates with coworkers
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:09:27): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75yJpGTdO8
Flatulancelot (12:14:59): Dem Oreos
The Donald (14:38:11): we have a training program at work, and i signed up to be a Buddy that helps the new hires, we get a free happy hour, they asked why Andy wanted to be a buddy and he said "I want to make the training program great again"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:52:06): The buddy system just got 10 feet taller
The Donald (15:23:07): since he is zenith and im opti, he imed me "im gunna build a wall and make OPti pay for it"
Flatulancelot (15:56:02): I'm not crazy, that's Tito Ortiz, right?
Flatulancelot (15:56:15): I wonder who Gary is supporting in this race
The Donald (15:56:21): thats tito
Flatulancelot (15:58:45): I think he's found his running mate
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:59:50): They'll really knock out the women's issues this country is facing
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:01:37): It's funny cause he beat his wife
Flatulancelot (16:06:11): Seems he turned the table on her as she's the one doling out the majority of beatings
Flatulancelot (16:06:25): It's funny because she jerks dudes off for a living
Thursday, 26 May 2016
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:07:22): Bernie sanders is debating Donald Trump in California for charity
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:08:26): For real real. Donald said on Jimmy Kimmel he would debate bernie for charity, bernie tweeted accepting. And also hillary is now actually in real hot water with her email audit.
The Donald (08:09:52): That would be a good debate
The Donald (08:09:56): Or will be
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:10:23): Yea plus it will highlight that this only happened because hillary refused to debate
Flatulancelot (08:10:52): Fuck her
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:11:06): Good for trump getting a head start on debating democratic policies and moving to a moderate, good for bernie for making hillary look bad and hopefully gaining ground
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:11:29): Yea fuck hillary she's a giant C
Flatulancelot (08:11:36): Such a coward not debating Bernie. She's gonna get trounced by Trump in a debate
Flatulancelot (08:11:43): Definitely not her during suit
Flatulancelot (08:12:00): Strong suit*
The Donald (08:12:17): I don't think Bernie can come back to win the nominations. But I think he really wanted to shake up how we view politics on the left
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:12:27): Lol she was upset with tone bernie took with here where I'm pretty sure trump make a grown man gen bush cry
The Donald (08:12:51): I don't agree with most of his policy. But I respect how admit and true he is about his policies
Flatulancelot (08:12:55): Please clap
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:13:11): Well that's definitely part of why he's staying in the race. That and the fact that now hillary is in real shit with emails
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:13:55): You guys see the news on hillary? There's proof of perjury now, of her knowing not to use her personal email but doing it anyway, of knowing about the hacking attempts but not saying anything
The Donald (08:14:40): If the race becomes Bernie v Trump. I think America wins
Flatulancelot (08:14:55): She knew she was running for president again. How could she be so stupid to set up a personal server in some neck beards bathroom?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:15:25): At least I'll actually be able to vote for a candidate I like and matters.
Flatulancelot (08:15:29): Regardless of the shadiness, she should be DQed for stupidity
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:16:02): "I don't know how to handle two different email accounts and thats why I should be your next president!"
The Donald (08:16:56): This was the first time I actually followed politics. And boy was this the right time
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:17:51): This election is more entertaining than anyone could have predicted
Flatulancelot (08:18:26): Someone pointed out that the FBI was set to release the details of their criminal investigation no earlier than December, i.e. after the election. State Dept wasn't set to release until a later date. \n\nCould be seen as the IG trying force the FBI's hand and detail their findings before the election
The Donald (08:19:10): 2 clintons 2 impeachments
Flatulancelot (08:19:22): Batting 1000
The Donald (08:20:01): But at least people liked Bill
Flatulancelot (08:21:35): I think it's unfair to say people genuinely disliked Hillary previously. There were significant smear campaigns during the 90s. But she's brought some of this new shit on herself
The Donald (08:22:42): Yea but it's the recent things. I liked her until the previous year.
Flatulancelot (08:24:04): Well, there is another smear campaign going on currently, but she is running for President. Along with the genuine negative ads that are probably 100% legit
The Donald (08:25:15): I don't think she can take criticism
Flatulancelot (08:25:55): Eh. She's been doing it for decades. Seems to me that Trump is the one with thin skin.
The Donald (08:26:06): Just like a woman. Am I right
The Donald (08:26:21): Trump has thin skin on personal stuff
The Donald (08:26:27): Like his hands
Flatulancelot (08:26:32): He sued Bill Maher a few years ago because he said his dad was an orangutan.
Flatulancelot (08:26:44): The man can't take a joke
The Donald (08:26:53): He was a llama and you know it
Flatulancelot (08:27:07): People should start calling him #BrokeDonnie
The Donald (08:27:09): Bernie is made of rock though. That nigga unshakable
The Donald (08:27:38): He ran his campaign right
Flatulancelot (08:28:28): Dwayne Johnson ran Bernie's campaign???
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:35:06): I hope bernie campaign sparks a tea party type situation but for the democrats. I can't stand main stream democrats for the most part.
Flatulancelot (08:38:21): There's an organization gearing up right now whose sole purpose/focus is congressional elections in 2018. They will endorse and support progressives in line with a political agenda like Bernie's
Flatulancelot (08:39:40): http://brandnewcongress.org/home
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:44:12): Interesting
The Donald (09:29:12): http://totalfratmove.com/the-gdi-starter-pack/?utm_medium=short&utm_source=Twitter
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:47:33): Seems more the young neckbeards starter pack
The Donald (09:51:17): to frat stars like me, all GDIs are neckbeards
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:53:15): Nigga you been out of college for 3 years
The Donald (09:56:19): you can take the kid out the frat, but not the frat out the kids
Flatulancelot (10:03:19): Brian, your dad is a state Assemblyman now?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:03:59): Swearing in is today, missing part of work to go to it
The Donald (10:04:27): Now I have diplomatic immunuty
Flatulancelot (10:05:40): How did he land that gig? Why wasn't there an election?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:06:19): There was an election but it wasn't one the public votes in
The Donald (10:06:46): fucking big government
Flatulancelot (10:13:06): Sounds kinda fucked up
The Donald (11:39:08): The Brewery opens at Noon, so we should get there then
Flatulancelot (11:42:28): Definitely open this weekend? It is a holiday right?
The Donald (11:43:44): i looked at the site
The Donald (11:43:47): closed mondya
The Donald (11:43:53): open sat and sun
Flatulancelot (11:44:28): We should leave here pretty early then.
The Donald (11:44:46): so i say we take the 10:44 out of metro to get us in around 11:30
The Donald (11:45:16): take any subway to either 14th or Union Square depending on the line
The Donald (11:45:28): then take the L to the first top in brooklyn
The Donald (11:45:39): bedford
The Donald (11:46:13): or alt
The Donald (11:46:22): we take the NJ into Newark
The Donald (11:46:26): take the path to JSQ
The Donald (11:46:34): switch to the 33rd line
The Donald (11:46:39): get off at 14th
The Donald (11:46:44): and take the L
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:04:07): Depends really when Petes want to do it too lol. I'm ok with car or train either way. Could probably finagle lori or my mom dropping us off at the train station
Flatulancelot (12:05:08): If parking is easy in bk I'm OK with driving in. If not, then train
Whispering Brown Eye (12:50:34): i'm going to take the train since i live near the statation
Whispering Brown Eye (12:50:35): station
Whispering Brown Eye (12:50:53): i figure we get in by like 1 or 2 so we can try and get into the brewery? or do you think that's too late
Whispering Brown Eye (12:51:09): i tried to get into there once at like 8pm and there was an hour wait or something
Whispering Brown Eye (12:51:34): ill prob just take nj transit into penn station and then take the L
Whispering Brown Eye (12:51:41): since i'm familiar with it
The Donald (12:54:54): well we wanna take the 123. or the ACE from pen?
The Donald (12:55:16): or we can walk to 33rd and take the path
The Donald (12:58:04): None
The Donald (13:09:23): is bernie statistically out? because he is catching up to clinton in Cali Polls
Flatulancelot (13:16:21): Out, no. But very very unlikely
Flatulancelot (13:16:48): He would have to win NJ and Cali in landslides of unprecedented scale
Flatulancelot (13:16:55): And DC
Flatulancelot (13:17:04): And then convert super delegates
The Donald (13:17:08): I believe in him
Flatulancelot (13:17:39): I believe Hillary may be doomed with this email shit.
Flatulancelot (13:17:48): Her stupidity is our saving grace
Whispering Brown Eye (13:18:06): nah
Whispering Brown Eye (13:18:19): fall guy will pop up closer to the general election
The Donald (13:18:28): I think a trump sanders campaign would be great for america
The Donald (13:18:48): two very oppiste people arguing eaches point to find middle ground
Flatulancelot (13:18:58): Thru already have a fall but he signed a deal for immunity so they failed
Whispering Brown Eye (13:19:01): i dont think trump finds middle ground
The Donald (13:19:09): I think he would
Flatulancelot (13:19:12): They already*
Whispering Brown Eye (13:19:12): he
Whispering Brown Eye (13:19:18): he'll just make fun of bernie's hair
The Donald (13:19:28): i mean, dont we all
Whispering Brown Eye (13:19:31): give him some stupid nickname like lyin' ted
The Donald (13:19:41): bernie and morty
Flatulancelot (13:19:44): It's crazy Bernie
Whispering Brown Eye (13:19:46): trump doesnt debate, he just turns into a 5th grader and repeats his rhetoric
Whispering Brown Eye (13:19:51): yea crazy bernie
The Donald (13:20:10): I could see that
Flatulancelot (13:20:15): Poor Donald v crazy Bernie
Whispering Brown Eye (13:20:18): Crooked Hilary, Lyin' Ted, Little Marco, etc
Flatulancelot (13:21:06): If you start calling him Poor Donald, he'll have to show his true wealth
Flatulancelot (13:22:04): Or people will start to pity him like he's weak, which is exactly what he is trying not to portray. So either way you interpret the "poor"part, it works
The Donald (13:22:20): I thought it was tiny hands
Whispering Brown Eye (13:22:57): that was little marco trying to pretend to be a 5th grader
Whispering Brown Eye (13:23:02): but it wasnt in his heart
Whispering Brown Eye (13:23:08): and trump could feel it
Whispering Brown Eye (13:23:16): so he used that as an opportunity to say he has a big ol dick
Whispering Brown Eye (13:23:31): goddamn i hate this election
Flatulancelot (13:23:32): The little hands thing is 30 years old
Flatulancelot (13:23:47): Started by spy magazine or some shit
Flatulancelot (13:23:56): Trump has real thin skin
Flatulancelot (13:24:33): Trump would send a letter every year with a picture, signed saying something to the nature of, "these hands ain't so small"
Flatulancelot (13:24:58): He's a petulant shit
Whispering Brown Eye (13:25:35): that is kind of funny though
Flatulancelot (13:26:15): http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump
Whispering Brown Eye (13:26:17): http://a1.img.talkingpointsmemo.com/image/upload/c_fill,fl_keep_iptc,g_faces,h_365,w_652/fu5s4yl7fzfpufboowsl.jpg
Whispering Brown Eye (13:26:37): I'd shake the man's hand, but I can't even find it!
Flatulancelot (13:26:58): "To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him\u2014generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers"
Flatulancelot (13:27:36): "Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: \u201cSee, not so short!\u201d I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, \u201cActually, quite short.\u201d Which I can only assume gave him fits."
Whispering Brown Eye (13:28:17): lolol
The Donald (13:29:07): http://i.imgur.com/vH3IAIk.gifv
Whispering Brown Eye (13:30:09): Oh look, it's Obama Bin Laden
Flatulancelot (13:31:15): What he really said was, "this is a big fucking deal"
Whispering Brown Eye (15:25:34): http://time.com/4349162/donald-trump-bernie-sanders-debate/
Whispering Brown Eye (15:25:36): twas a prank
Flatulancelot (15:28:15): I dunno. Just saw him say on TV that he'd do it so long as the network laid out 10-15 million for women's health charities. He was asked multiple times by a number of reporters. Maybe it was a joke initially, but it seems like a legitimate possibility now
The Donald (16:00:19): i dont think they would joke about that
The Donald (16:00:30): they both want to talk
The Donald (16:01:30): Bernie about high prices and his niece doing so well in dental school and trump about his large mascline hands and wherter to use diesel or propane for the fire pit on the wall to mexico
Whispering Brown Eye (16:04:07): bernie wants to talk about global wawwwwwming
Whispering Brown Eye (16:04:58): im bernie sandiz, i'm a brooklyn boy
Flatulancelot (16:06:11): Sanders' campaign is indicating they're coordinating with Trump's
The Donald (16:20:02): Time Just wants Shillary to stay on top since its own by big oil
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:24:14): Everything I'm seeing says it's still on at the moment
Flatulancelot (16:25:04): Just a matter of getting $$$ it seems
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:26:50): Trump has a 10 million dollar donor for women's issues
The Donald (16:27:21): like he donates or he has a donor on staff
Flatulancelot (16:29:34): Pretty sure Trump said he thinks the TV network hosting should donate 10-15 million for women's health organizations. He understands, tremendously, how TV works.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:30:13): Yea I mean the apprentice did last 9.5 seasons longer than it should have, he knows some things.
Whispering Brown Eye (16:30:14): or he just doesnt want to debate lol
Whispering Brown Eye (16:30:24): and he knows that shit aint happening
Whispering Brown Eye (16:30:32): so trump can make dick jokes at the last place dem candidate
Flatulancelot (16:30:48): Actually, I think he would do it. Because it makes Hillary look like shit
Flatulancelot (16:31:09): She backed out of a debate right before the Cali primary. And the email shit
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:31:11): Yea they're both going to bash hillary
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:31:25): It should have been hillary v bernie and they both would have bashed trump
Flatulancelot (16:31:26): Doesn't bode well for her no matter who wins the debate
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:31:39): Now they'll both bash her, with occasional jabs at each other I'm sure
Whispering Brown Eye (16:35:59): who hates hilary more? find out tonight!
The Donald (16:37:39): But if they both shit on hilliary it can go two way,
The Donald (16:38:03): One, its trump v Hilliary and trump comes out on top
The Donald (16:38:24): or its trump and Bernie and it will be close and independent voters will really matter
The Donald (16:38:52): the more i learn about politics the more i respect sanders
The Donald (16:38:58): still hate his polices
The Donald (16:39:05): but respect him
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:39:20): Curious what policies of his do you hate
The Donald (16:39:40): soclistic ones mostly
The Donald (16:39:43): healthcare
The Donald (16:39:53): im cool with the equal rights
The Donald (16:40:52): I disgree with him on almost purely the physcal side
The Donald (16:41:00): fiscal
Whispering Brown Eye (16:41:35): why do you hate universal healthcare
Flatulancelot (16:41:53): I was gonna ask the same
Whispering Brown Eye (16:41:53): just curious because i am somewhat conservative and im for it
Flatulancelot (16:42:34): It significantly reduces costs because everyone is in the same pool. Fiscally, it is the most sound plan
Flatulancelot (16:42:55): Because it is the least expensive in the long term
The Donald (16:43:01): I have family in the UK and my mom works for the healthcare industry. It really slows down response time and surgeries, Its nice people are insured, but when you do get sick its a fucking hassle to get anything done
Flatulancelot (16:43:35): The UK is not single payer
Whispering Brown Eye (16:43:36): what about people that need treatment and can't afford it?
The Donald (16:43:57): you can get treatment
Flatulancelot (16:43:58): UK is socialized healthcare like the VA
The Donald (16:44:12): most people dont realize you can go to the doctor
The Donald (16:44:31): or hospital and get stuff for free if you cant pay
The Donald (16:44:41): if you want feel free to talk to my mom
The Donald (16:44:53): she is a case manger and she deals with this on a day to day basis
Flatulancelot (16:44:55): Yeah, but you realize taxpayers like us end up paying for it
The Donald (16:45:03): yea
Whispering Brown Eye (16:45:06): somebody has to pay for it
Whispering Brown Eye (16:45:22): esp if you have some kind of condition and need to take medication
Whispering Brown Eye (16:45:33): going to the ER wont get you a free prescription
The Donald (16:45:34): illegal aliens biggest effect on this country is on healthcare
Flatulancelot (16:45:49): I'm gonna leave this for Brian to debunk. I have to go punch stuff
Whispering Brown Eye (16:45:59): oh you got a date tonight?
The Donald (16:46:11): feel free to talk to my mom
The Donald (16:46:19): she literally does this for a job
Whispering Brown Eye (16:46:38): well those mexi-can'ts arent going to get healthcare cuz they arent citizens
Flatulancelot (16:47:47): She's a case manager under the current schema. All her experience is based on the current system.
Flatulancelot (16:48:22): How does that lend any credibility to how single payer would work
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:49:40): My issue is people's health is treated as a commodity to be profited off of. So ways to look off profiting off of you through denying your claim as I just had despite paying my monthly premiums is immoral imo.
Flatulancelot (16:51:27): Also, people should not be forced to do hours worth of research into their preferred insurance provider. It introduces an unnecessary middle man. People care about their doctor. Not their middle man.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:51:40): People's health or lack thereof shouldn't be something that is profited off of except by the people who do labor to treat them ie doctors nurses.
Whispering Brown Eye (16:52:46): I was against a single payer system until i payed my first medical bill
Whispering Brown Eye (16:53:03): now i want to live on a commune
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:53:36): But also with the way these things are figured out with premiuns, it's based on normal distribution and average sickness for your demographic. The less people you have the higher the premium to cover. All our pools of candidates are separated by being in different insurance companies so each company is justified in chargin you a rate (that has a profit built in) that is higher than what it would be if it was national with small people.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:53:50): The law of large numbers comes into play with this if any are familiar
Whispering Brown Eye (16:54:18): premiums arent that bad
Whispering Brown Eye (16:54:22): unless you have a super shitty plan
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:54:31): But think about this
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:54:44): I paid 2500 in premiums last year total, 227 a month
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:54:51): Now they refuse to cover a 250 bill I have
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:54:57): I've paid in 10 times that amount
Whispering Brown Eye (16:55:26): what's your premium?
Whispering Brown Eye (16:55:42): er i mean
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:55:56): 227 a month
Whispering Brown Eye (16:56:11): i think its called copay?
Whispering Brown Eye (16:56:19): the money you have to pay before insurance takes over
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:56:19): Copay is 20
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:56:33): For a regular doctor it's 20, 50 for a specialist
Whispering Brown Eye (16:56:34): im drawing a blank
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:56:43): Deductive
Whispering Brown Eye (16:56:46): deductible
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:56:47): Deductible*
Whispering Brown Eye (16:56:48): thats it
Whispering Brown Eye (16:56:54): that's the real deciding factor
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:57:58): Yea that's also built into how much profit they make off of you. Also did you know for every 200,000 doctors bill insurances they can expect 7,000
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:58:30): These insurance companies are very good at haggling so now doctors overcharge them since they know it will be fought to be brought down and the entire system is one big clusterfuck
Whispering Brown Eye (16:59:17): it's definitley a messed up system
Whispering Brown Eye (16:59:33): but if you have insurance and a relatively low deducitble it is bearable
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:59:58): Yea but low deductible means high premiums
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:00:41): I just looked I have a 3k deductible, not great. I think it's also telling how profitable insurance companies are too.
Whispering Brown Eye (17:01:59): 3k isnt too bad
Flatulancelot (17:14:06): But that means if anything were to happen to Brian that's $3000 in premiums, plus $3000 more for the deductible. Plus, if it were real bad, and his out of pocket max is say $6000, that's another $3000. So $9,000 for the year. Then he's fully covered
Flatulancelot (17:14:43): Plus more out of pocket for anything insurance didn't cover
Flatulancelot (17:15:37): And if you're only making ~$60k pretty year. That's a significant portion of your income
Flatulancelot (17:15:59): And that's already subsidized with tax credits
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:16:47): Yup
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:18:04): I'd rather just pay it as a tax and that's it, be guaranteed coverage
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:18:45): My insurance company sent me a packet of typical costs for conditions on my plans. If I ever actually develop type 2 diabetes I'm fucked
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:19:09): And if I develop it and then I want to switch, my premium will be higher since I have it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:11:04): https://streamable.com/1z8w
Flatulancelot (18:48:46): Marc, what would you propose to fix or change the current healthcare system?
The Donald (18:50:17): Kill all the poor people duh.
Flatulancelot (18:52:46): Seriously. You said you're opposed to single payer. What would you suggest in place of the current market place system?
The Donald (18:52:57): Nothing.
The Donald (18:53:01): It's broken yes
The Donald (18:53:07): But the least broken
Flatulancelot (18:53:32): So leave it as is?
The Donald (18:53:36): We need to educate people on the risks of life
The Donald (18:54:01): Like obesity and smoking.
The Donald (18:54:05): Yea leave it
Whispering Brown Eye (18:54:11): My two favorite things
Flatulancelot (18:54:14): Repeal the affordable care act?
The Donald (18:54:22): Amend it
Flatulancelot (18:54:28): To do what
The Donald (18:54:58): I do believe a low cost option should be available.
Flatulancelot (18:55:16): It's called catastrophic
Flatulancelot (18:55:20): Or Medicaid
The Donald (18:55:22): I'm not as adverse in Obama care that I cannot make those judgements
The Donald (18:55:34): Next question.
The Donald (18:55:43): Yes you mr Sperlazzo
Whispering Brown Eye (18:58:02): what about stuff that isnt a risk of life
The Donald (18:58:20): Risk is life.
The Donald (18:58:27): Like shrek is love
The Donald (18:58:43): I got a question for you guys.
Whispering Brown Eye (18:58:50): it's about 3 inches
The Donald (18:58:52): How much you love titties
Whispering Brown Eye (18:59:00): more than ass
Whispering Brown Eye (18:59:03): titties > ass
Whispering Brown Eye (18:59:07): and that is a fact, sorry fellas
The Donald (18:59:15): Josh. Brian.
Flatulancelot (18:59:38): None
Flatulancelot (19:00:00): Ass > tits
The Donald (19:00:18): What if told you. There's a place we could see both
The Donald (19:01:28): It's called yo mamma house.
The Donald (19:01:37): Cause she a hoe
The Donald (19:01:44): But seriously. We need this debate
The Donald (19:01:51): Titties or ass
The Donald (19:01:58): I'm team titties
Flatulancelot (19:01:58): Ass
The Donald (19:02:13): Bitch poops from there
The Donald (19:03:40): Titties you get to play with. You can fuck em. And they give you milk in a pinch
The Donald (19:04:29): Oh sweet baby Jesus I almost responded to my work chat
Flatulancelot (19:04:32): Ass
The Donald (19:05:02): The argument for Ass
The Donald (19:05:06): Go
Flatulancelot (19:05:12): Great when standing up. Great when bent over.
Flatulancelot (19:05:19): Tits when bent over, eh
The Donald (19:05:27): Nah son
The Donald (19:05:33): The good then too
The Donald (19:06:07): Alright I'm sucking on some titties. I'm never afraid both gunna fart on my face
Flatulancelot (19:06:24): No chance of fucked up, oversized, weird nipples sprouting up on an ass cheek
Flatulancelot (19:07:01): Can slap an ass. You can slap a tit too, but its not as satisfying
The Donald (19:07:27): Bitch can have a hairy ass or pimples.
The Donald (19:07:32): Or the lumpy but
Flatulancelot (19:07:35): You can get away with staring at a chicks ass because they can't see you doing it
Flatulancelot (19:07:52): Bitch can have hairy nips too
The Donald (19:08:33): Who are you fucking Josh?
The Donald (19:08:38): That they got hairy nips
Flatulancelot (19:08:55): You can shape a butt without surgery
Flatulancelot (19:09:09): I've seen some shit
The Donald (19:09:21): I love titties of any size
The Donald (19:09:27): Pancake ass is a no go
The Donald (19:09:39): Becky got nothing
Flatulancelot (19:09:44): I am no fan of massive tits
Flatulancelot (19:09:51): Nor a massive ass
The Donald (19:10:04): Listen. I fucked a bitch with natural H titties
The Donald (19:10:09): Best night ever
The Donald (19:10:13): Or I think.
The Donald (19:10:17): I was drunk
Flatulancelot (19:10:26): That doesn't sound appealing to me in the slightest
The Donald (19:10:44): Yea but you eat butt so can we trust you
Flatulancelot (19:11:17): I've never eaten butt
The Donald (19:12:20): Josh tongue punches that dirt star
Flatulancelot (19:12:56): Didn't say I'm opposed. Just never have.
The Donald (19:13:12): You gunna like butt you gunna like all of it. Even the sexiest ass got a dirt star
Flatulancelot (19:13:58): Another point, you can put things in a butt. On a butt. Between the cheeks. Can't put things IN tits
The Donald (19:14:45): None
Flatulancelot (19:14:49): Also an ample supply of butt toys. Not nearly as many tit toys. \n\nThe markets have spoken.
The Donald (19:15:05): Those are for gay me
The Donald (19:15:08): Men
The Donald (19:15:11): And me
The Donald (19:15:16): I love some dick
The Donald (19:15:36): Neighbors 2 had a funny part about dicks vs vaginas
Flatulancelot (19:16:04): No cloaca?
The Donald (19:16:35): No sodomy of birds
Flatulancelot (19:16:55): Really missed an opportunity
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:42:25): Ass too for me gotta say
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (19:43:13): You can't smack tittes like you can an ass either. Plus just number wise for most women their ass is bigger than their tits, more bang for your buck
Whispering Brown Eye (19:44:15): first of all
Whispering Brown Eye (19:44:26): you suck on a titty
Whispering Brown Eye (19:44:30): worst case scenario you get milk
Whispering Brown Eye (19:44:45): good for protein, calcium's good for the bones, chances are it will nurse your child into a future success
Whispering Brown Eye (19:44:59): you suck a booty, BEST CASE SCENARIO you're getting a mouthful of poopy
Flatulancelot (19:45:25): I'm lactose intolerant. So are you Marc
The Donald (19:52:34): I'll take lactade for titties
Friday, 27 May 2016
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:45:00): Alright well argue with this logic
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:45:10): Not every girl has tits big enough to titty fuck
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:45:15): But you can ass fuck any girl
The Donald (08:46:35): Agree with me on this one. I never have to worry about getting chocolate rained on with titties.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:48:30): I guess but you do have to worry what kind of nip you'll get
Whispering Brown Eye (09:36:16): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZatlBvOBgAI
Flatulancelot (16:18:02): Chicken Shit Trump backed out of the debate with Bernie even though they had 2 offers from networks
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:28:51): http://www.cbsnews.com/news/fox-news-host-network-to-schedule-sanders-trump-debate-event-before-june-7/
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:29:05): This was from 2 hours ago
Flatulancelot (16:29:30): Trump posted on his campaign website that he's out
Flatulancelot (16:29:43): Saw the link on r/politics
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:29:59): Ah gotcha
Flatulancelot (16:30:39): https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-statement-on-debating-bernie-sanders
Whispering Brown Eye (16:31:23): Wanna meet at NY Penn station at like 1 or 2? Any preference?
Flatulancelot (16:31:27): "as much as I want to debate Bernie Sanders - \xa0and it would be an easy payday - I will wait to debate the first place finisher in the Democratic Party, probably Crooked Hillary Clinton, or whoever it may be."
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:31:59): I only got two preferences, beer and soul food
The Donald (16:36:11): I think we should go in around noon
Flatulancelot (16:36:49): Go in or get there around noon?
The Donald (16:39:00): Get to penn at noo
Whispering Brown Eye (16:42:20): Do you guys care about the bk brewery tour? I'm cool with just the tasting room since I've been on a thousand brewery tours
Whispering Brown Eye (16:42:26): It is free tho
The Donald (16:42:41): It's your birthday
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:42:44): There's not really a tour as I recall
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:42:52): Like no guide or card
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:42:57): As I recall
Whispering Brown Eye (16:44:04): Figured
Whispering Brown Eye (16:44:14): Jessie says there is an actual tour tho
Whispering Brown Eye (16:44:22): It's 40ppl at a time, runs every half hour
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:44:37): Oh yea you right
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:45:06): Up to you bday boy
Whispering Brown Eye (16:45:32): Let's just see when we get there
Whispering Brown Eye (16:45:46): Want to meet at 1 ?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:49:17): Works for me
The Donald (17:56:02): Brian Josh. Take the 11:04 out of metro park?
The Donald (17:56:19): Are we meeting at pen or the brewery
The Donald (17:57:00): And by 11:04 I mean 11:44 or 12:03
Whispering Brown Eye (18:03:55): Let's meet at Penn station
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:12:29): Yea sounds good marc
Flatulancelot (22:00:55): Hey boys. What's the deal with tomorrow? What time train we catching from metropark?\n\nHow we getting there?
Saturday, 28 May 2016
The Donald (06:48:32): I saw we shoot for the 11:44. Just incase we miss it we can get the 12:04
Whispering Brown Eye (06:59:24): Kewlios
The Donald (07:45:30): I can drive
The Donald (07:46:10): I'll pick you up at 11:30
The Donald (07:46:20): Maybe 11:25
Flatulancelot (07:47:52): K
The Donald (07:48:11): Dress in you finest hipster shit
The Donald (07:48:35): Pants so tight you dick and balls look like a percent sign
Whispering Brown Eye (07:55:29): This is shorts country
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:07:09): Haley bought me a pint of jack Daniels I didn't drink. Should I bring it for the train?
The Donald (09:07:24): If you want
Flatulancelot (09:07:44): I'll pass
The Donald (09:11:12): It's supposed to be a tad crowded. You niggas wanna take the path?
The Donald (09:11:34): And meet Pete at 14th street station
Flatulancelot (09:11:44): What's supposed to be crowded?
The Donald (09:11:51): The trains
The Donald (09:12:01): It's what the alert told me
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:15:17): I'll do whatever you guys say I don't know shit about trains
Flatulancelot (09:15:30): If we're already on NJ transit headed to Penn, let's just do that
Flatulancelot (09:15:53): If it's crowded, it's crowded
Flatulancelot (09:16:02): Not gonna change scheduling
Flatulancelot (09:16:43): Plus, it'll be easier to meet with Pete if we head to Penn, no?
The Donald (09:19:04): Okay. I was just throwing it out there
Flatulancelot (09:19:30): It was a ball
Flatulancelot (09:19:41): Swing and a miss
Flatulancelot (09:19:50): Go home Jack
The Donald (09:20:02): You are ruining baseball
Flatulancelot (09:20:12): Goal!
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:31:27): If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
The Donald (09:32:29): That wasn't funny Brian go back to you Commie footie and leave the baseball and the jokes to the real Americans
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:36:02): That's a Futurama quote hate the writer not the viewer
The Donald (09:36:57): It's my write as an America to hate everything
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:38:16): Makes sense since everyone hates us lol
The Donald (10:15:02): No open toed shoes says the website
Flatulancelot (10:15:39): But I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies
The Donald (10:16:18): I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO GO TO KINKOS AND MAKE COPIES
Whispering Brown Eye (10:17:32): Ya cucks
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:28:07): Guess I can't get my big city manicure :(
Flatulancelot (10:28:28): Pedicure, ya dingus
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:28:46): Whatever it's gay anyway
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:28:58): Caring for your phalanges? What are you a faaaaaag
Flatulancelot (10:29:41): None
Flatulancelot (10:30:16): They've been showing awesome show and check it out back to back for the last week or so
Flatulancelot (10:31:59): I'd forgotten that the doctor sucked a guys dick while hopped up on coke at Ron Don Valante's strip club
Whispering Brown Eye (10:35:22): I'm making gravy
Flatulancelot (10:38:08): Brian, you coming back to Webb st or meeting Marc and I at metropark?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:39:10): I'm omw now be back on webb around 11
Flatulancelot (10:39:32): cool cool cool
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:40:37): This turkeys cooked
Flatulancelot (11:08:49): Marc, come get us. I still gotta buy train tickets
The Donald (11:11:31): Okay
The Donald (11:11:37): I'll leave now
Whispering Brown Eye (11:26:12): Jessie and I are on the train now to get to NYC. We are just gonna chill in Manhattan untol you guys get here. Let me know when you all leave so we can meet up. I figured we would all meet in Penn station because it's an easier meeting point
Whispering Brown Eye (11:47:28): You guys want to get lunch or just dinner? Me and Jessie are thinking about food
The Donald (11:53:57): We are getting the 12:03
Flatulancelot (11:57:22): I'm down for food whenever. Lunch sounds good
The Donald (12:00:23): We are on the train
Whispering Brown Eye (12:05:00): K cool
Whispering Brown Eye (12:38:11): Let me know when you cuckolds get here. Jessie and I are just chilling at some bar
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:43:49): We're pulling in right now
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:44:02): You in Penn?
Whispering Brown Eye (12:44:11): Nope leaving now
Whispering Brown Eye (12:46:01): Gimme like 15
Whispering Brown Eye (12:46:06): Just closing our tab now
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:54:02): Take you're time josh and marc are standing in line to shoot their load of urine
Whispering Brown Eye (12:58:18): We are here and queer
Whispering Brown Eye (12:58:27): Jessie's calling your name Brian
Whispering Brown Eye (12:58:49): Just like when we have sex
Sunday, 29 May 2016
Whispering Brown Eye (13:46:29): Thanks for coming out last night everyone
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:47:50): It was my pleasure my treasure ;)
Flatulancelot (13:49:03): Bunch a fags is what you all are.
Flatulancelot (13:49:10): Getting all sentimental
Flatulancelot (13:56:40): Speaking of which, who wants to watch game of thrones together?
The Donald (14:00:20): Only if you hold the door
Whispering Brown Eye (14:03:10): Won't be around tonight so I gotta watch it tomorrow morning. Don't hold the door for me ;)
Whispering Brown Eye (19:15:37): None
Flatulancelot (19:37:00): Going to hell for this is wonderful
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:56:42): Just finished the episode finally lol
Whispering Brown Eye (20:57:33): Turns out bran made hodor a goddamn retard
Flatulancelot (20:59:23): Not necessarily. I've been wondering, did Hodor know what his life was leading up to the entire time?
Flatulancelot (20:59:42): Like he knew he was gonna die
Flatulancelot (21:00:13): He was definitely conscious of everything going on around him. He just couldn't speak
Flatulancelot (21:01:24): Like right before he died, he was smiling about bacon and sausage that Meera was going on about. And he knew Bran was about to worg him, which never end well
Whispering Brown Eye (21:25:10): Maybe he knew it subconsciously?
Whispering Brown Eye (21:25:32): Why didn't bran's punk ass just wake up
Flatulancelot (21:54:48): He hasn't gained full control over his ability
Whispering Brown Eye (21:55:44): Oh like with me peeing standing up
Monday, 30 May 2016
Flatulancelot (08:39:30): America's already great
Whispering Brown Eye (08:40:08): Beat this, Trump
The Donald (08:40:31): That is trump. A slab of meat on a hot grill.
Flatulancelot (08:40:46): And a sleeve of bacon on top
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:18:22): When did you start the brisket
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:18:42): I'm just trying to figure out what time I should be around to try it lol
Flatulancelot (09:23:00): 8:20 am
Flatulancelot (09:23:14): Should be done around 3-4pm
Flatulancelot (09:23:21): Rest for another hour
Whispering Brown Eye (09:40:10): Ya'll bunch a brisket boyz
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:41:30): Sweet I can't wait to be your brisket taste tester gonna test your smoked meat log
Flatulancelot (09:43:20): You buy one brisket, you feed a family. You teach a boy to slaughter, you make America great
Whispering Brown Eye (09:46:31): Is that an ancient Jewish proverb
Flatulancelot (09:47:49): It could be, for a small fee
Whispering Brown Eye (10:30:06): Also happy memorial day
The Donald (11:21:27): If it's next to a picture of her. Then you know it's true
Whispering Brown Eye (11:53:35): Look at that fine Aryan woman
Flatulancelot (15:27:43): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:35:15): Time to wrap it?
Flatulancelot (15:48:07): Yup. Tented until 4
The Donald (15:56:28): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo4mK4hz8NA\n
Tuesday, 31 May 2016
Whispering Brown Eye (07:03:35): I wish I hadn't googled what clopping was
Flatulancelot (08:02:00): I'm guessing that it's when a man bends over at the hip and trots like a horse.\n\nSince that is wrong, please tell me what it is
The Donald (08:02:44): Just go to r/clopclop
Flatulancelot (08:03:17): Gay brony sex, in costume?
The Donald (08:03:44): Just look it up.
The Donald (08:03:44): You need to scare yourself.
Flatulancelot (08:09:07): Nah. I'm gonna keep guessing. You know what sounding is?
The Donald (08:14:24): Yea. It's when you sound out words to see what they mean
The Donald (08:14:34): Duh. That's first grade stuff
Flatulancelot (08:15:41): Good try, but it's when you stick glass rods in your peehole
Flatulancelot (08:15:52): Now tell me what clopping is.
Whispering Brown Eye (08:15:55): Been there done that
Flatulancelot (08:16:05): Spare me, brothers
The Donald (08:16:21): Make America Clop Again
The Donald (08:18:19): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4WrtMuPWo
The Donald (08:18:32): Unrelated but funny
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:35:29): Btw josh as long as we're comparing our smoked meat logs here's mine from Sunday
Flatulancelot (08:45:50): Dat brisket?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:46:04): Nope, dat pork
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:46:17): Before I shredded it
Flatulancelot (08:50:05): You shred that pork wang, boy
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:50:48): And here I used to think smoking was just for weed
Flatulancelot (08:51:46): So much to learn young grasshopper
Flatulancelot (08:52:07): You should try smoking banana peels
The Donald (10:42:15): I have gotten to the point where i can get most of the work i need to do done in 3 hours, and my boss isnt here so i dont know what to do
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:42:39): Welcome to my world
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:43:35): http://www.theonion.com/article/impressive-new-hire-figures-out-bare-minimum-work--51497
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:56:55): Haleys sister us giving birth today. Haleys about to become an aunt
The Donald (10:57:51): GOHANLIZARD is born
Flatulancelot (10:58:06): Can I perform the circumcision? It's been a lifelong dream.
Flatulancelot (10:58:11): Vengeance shall be mine
Flatulancelot (10:58:22): Also, congratulations I guess
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:59:16): Lol marc evan said he'd be named vegeta reptile or something similar. It is a boy. No idea on the name
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:26:12): marc since you got nothing to do at work try this out i wonder how we all fall
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:26:14): https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:26:51): Here's my result -
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:27:07): http://imgur.com/h5OnDcw
Whispering Brown Eye (11:35:26): lenin jr up in hurr
Whispering Brown Eye (11:35:30): https://www.google.com/url?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.politicalcompass.org%2Fchart%3Fec%3D-2.0%26soc%3D-3.23&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNExDmTVHBKPqtQYbrcXHK1NzgkFjg
Whispering Brown Eye (11:35:42): https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=-2.0&soc=-3.23
Whispering Brown Eye (11:35:58): i'm in the Shillary zone
Whispering Brown Eye (11:36:01): maybe she's the one for me
The Donald (11:57:33): https://www.politicalcompass.org/yourpoliticalcompass?ec=2.75&soc=-1.79
The Donald (11:57:38): I got Obama
The Donald (11:58:02): Jesus Brian, Thats a hard lean
The Donald (11:58:24): Pete and I are pretty much mirrored
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:10:03): Yea now just to see how Josh comes out lol. and yea I realize I'm far left lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:10:16): we need to find a far right person for the group to give us some balance
The Donald (12:11:55): Seriously, I thought i was pretty far right and pete would be in the middle leaning over the right side. Nope out liberal media has brain washed us into thinking that you lefites are normal
The Donald (12:12:39): for real doh, nigga you har left
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:12:48): The fact that you got Obama Marc and that is our 'liberal' choice shows how far right we are as a nation lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:13:44): I'm just gonna go live in a mountain side commune
The Donald (12:13:49): the right wing for the right nation
The Donald (12:13:51): America
The Donald (12:14:03): also i bought a Reagan Bush '84 Tank top
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:16:32): I'm so ashamed that I did a report on Reagan and Reagaonomics in middle school
The Donald (12:17:00): You could have been the Chosen One Brian
The Donald (12:17:18): or should I say Pledge Bry Guy
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:18:26): then I took a Marx and Marxism class and was cleansed of my sins by the true chosen one, Quarl Marks
The Donald (12:19:48): http://www.rowdygentleman.com/
The Donald (12:22:12): I forgot about this site
The Donald (12:22:24): TFM always promotes them
The Donald (12:27:03): I just realized
The Donald (12:27:08): Mr Peach was a bro
The Donald (12:29:43): Like He talked about how Reagan was awesome, dressed like a bro, played LAX
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:31:05): I don't remember him praising Reagan but I remember the other two
The Donald (12:33:21): We talked about economic policies and how the prevoius president usually dicates the current presidents economy for, but he said reagan got it done in the first term so he got the ecomoic boom at the end
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:33:40): Ah
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:33:45): Nah fuck Reagan tbh
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:33:53): Reagan has no chill tbh fam side chick blaze it
The Donald (12:34:12): Nah, JFK had the side pieces
The Donald (12:34:24): so many he had a whole KFC of side chicks
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:34:45): JFK was a freak in the sheets in a creepy guy kind of way
The Donald (12:34:58): thats how i want my president, butt fucking his way to the top
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:36:02): He was also a minute man though
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:36:25): How can a minute man make america great again if he can't even think of baseball or do math problems for a minute
The Donald (12:38:37): listen, he got what he needed and bounced
The Donald (12:38:41): like america should
The Donald (12:39:39): We arent England or Germany who spends 2 hours on foreplay, going is that good, do you like that. WE are america, we go in, beat that pussy up, leave then bang the roomate
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:40:10): He also had an intern suck off one of his friends in front of him
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:40:25): Our president has engaged in literal pimp like activities lol
The Donald (12:47:11): WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THAT
The Donald (12:47:31): Bill gets a BJ in the oval Office, huge economic growth
The Donald (12:47:48): Obama faithfull to Michelle, ecominy crashes
The Donald (12:48:00): im just saying the writing is on the wall
The Donald (12:48:33): and its written in semen
The Donald (12:48:45): Presidential Semen
The Donald (12:48:50): Im a weird kid
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:54:00): Bernie's personal life with his wife isn't the greatest, think he met her by cheating on his old wife or something
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:54:09): Donald has a new model in tow when his current one starts to wrinkle
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:54:17): and Hillary will have lesbo sleepovers
The Donald (13:06:25): The more i learn about politics, the more i realize if i came down to Hillary or Bernie, Im team Bernie, I still dont like his social policies but he is a hard nose guy who wants whats best for the country. I understand why people flock to him if you lean left
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:06:48): Yea Hillary is just a B
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:06:54): She's just a political opportunist
The Donald (13:07:57): He also just asked the people to fund his campaign. which was like saying hey, ill do as well as we I can with your help
The Donald (13:08:26): he doesnt seem to be in bed with alot of people that i know
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:09:56): Yea no big banks are funding him, his biggest contributor I think is the working nurses super pac
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:10:00): made up of working nurses
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:11:16): Most he got was from the American Postal Workers Union, 15k - https://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/contrib.php?cid=n00000528&cycle=2016
The Donald (13:11:29): he did it on the people
The Donald (13:11:34): trump did it himself
The Donald (13:11:39): thats how it should be
The Donald (13:11:58): then you dont owe anyone anything when you get into office
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:12:29): Eh Trump is part of the super rich class that in my opinion needs to be reigned in. Don't think he would do it himself, though I do think him self-funding is much better than Hillary getting millions from big banks
The Donald (13:13:18): I disagree but I see your point on the rich
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:14:54): Though Trump did one call for an asset tax on the super wealthy in the 90s, would have been the biggest one time tax ever implemented. So who knows. \xa0It'd be cool if he did that lol
The Donald (13:19:39): MAGA
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:28:09): We just have to make it the 1950's again either through science or magic
The Donald (13:30:57): sweet, pre civil rights
The Donald (13:31:02): Whitey Back on top
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:38:29): put the middle back in middle america
The Donald (13:58:47): Any news on GohanLizards birth
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:59:08): Lol just asked actually
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:59:20): nothing yet, haley hasn't heard from her sister so it may be happening as we speak
The Donald (14:03:39): the prodigal son. John Cena must be warned
Flatulancelot (14:26:33): Fuck Trump. Double fuck Reagan.
The Donald (14:28:15): take the test josh
The Donald (14:28:35): i wanna see the chart break
Flatulancelot (14:28:50): I'm gonna get Stalin
Flatulancelot (14:29:04): I'm a left wing authoritarian
The Donald (14:29:07): you will be the same left as him
Flatulancelot (14:29:09): I'll take it in a bit
The Donald (14:29:58): now pleb
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:39:47): yea pleb now
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:40:03): I thought I was going to get that too josh
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:40:13): instead I got ghandi
The Donald (14:41:58): Ghandi was weird if you look deeplu into it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:42:06): he was
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:42:31): he slept next to naked young women to test his ability to resist temptation
The Donald (14:42:53): and he could shoot his arms and legs out to hit you really far out and spit yoga fire
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:19:20): guys
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:19:26): i think it's time I go my own way
The Donald (15:19:42): you can go your own way
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:19:50): I took the red pill and now I see the matrix women have made to veil our eyes
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:20:14): They keep us in pods with this fake reality so they can use our wallets without noticing
The Donald (15:20:15): no i think you too E
The Donald (15:23:44): speaking of which,
The Donald (15:23:48): wanna do drugs
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:37:18): only trt
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:37:29): or t
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:37:36): gotta get j (that's jacked)
Flatulancelot (15:41:48): https://www.politicalcompass.org/analysis2?ec=-8.5&soc=-7.54
Flatulancelot (15:43:36): None
Flatulancelot (15:43:58): Brian and I are pretty much the same person
Flatulancelot (15:45:59): I'm between this schmuck
Flatulancelot (15:46:03): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Kropotkin
Flatulancelot (15:46:06): and Ghandi
Whispering Brown Eye (15:48:40): bunch of fuckin commies in here
Whispering Brown Eye (15:48:47): geez louise
Whispering Brown Eye (15:48:56): how do you have to even respond to get there
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:49:42): higher taxes on the rich, anti-nationalism, I strongly disagreed with everything about "astrology explains a lot" and type of shit
Flatulancelot (15:50:05): Prison rehab stuff too
Flatulancelot (15:50:15): I'm completely against the death penalty
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:50:17): right
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:50:19): that too
Flatulancelot (15:50:53): That punishment isn't the answer. Rehab is
Flatulancelot (15:52:43): I would assume that the biggest difference lie in the anti-capitalist sentiment Brian and I hold
Flatulancelot (15:52:49): Hence the libertarian lean
Whispering Brown Eye (15:52:51): i did it guys
Whispering Brown Eye (15:52:51): https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=-8.88&soc=-7.85
Flatulancelot (15:53:18): Show me the way
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:53:26): also that companies only responsibilitities are to shareholders - strongly disagree
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:53:30): shit like that
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:53:33): there ya go kid
Whispering Brown Eye (15:54:25): i voted strongly disagree on anything that was related to being involved in any form of commerce, voted strongly agree for any kind of social welfare program, voted strongly agree on the pro side of all social issues except for art
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:54:48): "the businessmen is more important to society than the artist" you mean?
Whispering Brown Eye (15:55:08): Abstract art that doesn't represent anything shouldn't be considered art at all.
Whispering Brown Eye (15:55:27): The prime function of schooling should be to equip the future generation to find jobs. - strongly agree
Whispering Brown Eye (15:55:29): etc
Whispering Brown Eye (15:55:32): lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:55:42): ah yea i disagreed strongly on those
Whispering Brown Eye (15:55:55): i think im in the same quadrant as josh
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:56:09): and me lol im right next to j-dog
Whispering Brown Eye (15:57:04): so compared to you guys i am very far right
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:57:31): yea to us, you and marc are just another lumpenproletariat
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:57:43): just another shill
Whispering Brown Eye (15:58:44): you god damn liberals
Flatulancelot (15:58:53): Let's just get WW3 over with already.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:58:58): liberals are pussies
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:59:17): and still buy into neo-liberal anchrocapitalist ideals
Whispering Brown Eye (15:59:52): I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with: plasma rifles. - Albert Einstein
Whispering Brown Eye (16:00:06): when you guys start making good money you'll change your tunes
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:00:13): thanks mom
Flatulancelot (16:00:15): No. I won't
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:00:17): thats what my mom always says
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:00:29): "once you get some skin in the game you'll change your views"
Whispering Brown Eye (16:00:35): shes not wrong lol
Whispering Brown Eye (16:00:43): unless your dream is to be a self loathing middle aged man
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:00:44): i love her but she didn't work for shit lol
Whispering Brown Eye (16:00:48): but that will come when you lose your hair and virility
Flatulancelot (16:01:01): Nothing with be able to convince me that the masses aren't stupid apes that don't know what is best for them
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:01:11): she's been unemployed the past 20 years telling her kids if only they worked harder they can become like her lol
Whispering Brown Eye (16:01:19): well we can all agree the masses are retarded
Whispering Brown Eye (16:01:43): also it'd be pretty sweet to be a trophy husband
Whispering Brown Eye (16:01:54): my dream is to be a stay at home dad with no kids
Flatulancelot (16:02:25): Hey Honey, look look look. I learned to flex my dick. Did it just for you baby
Whispering Brown Eye (16:02:45): i'm so glad i agreed to take a second shift at the steel mill babe so you could work on that
Whispering Brown Eye (16:04:52): also brian, capitalism has enabled your mom not to work
Whispering Brown Eye (16:05:08): it's the greatest gift of all
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:11:14): lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:11:15): heys
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:11:22): he works hard to collect those rent checks
Whispering Brown Eye (16:13:14): its a tough job but somebody's gotta do it
Whispering Brown Eye (16:13:50): that is a good point though, my mom doesnt do shit all day but has more to say about work than my dad who works 70 hours a week
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:14:29): yea it's frustrating to say the least lol
The Donald (16:14:46): I do my job for 30 minutes and i come back to the fucking bolshevik revolition
Whispering Brown Eye (16:15:23): work is the curse of the working class
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:15:39): are you joining the class war or what marc
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:16:12): oh that reminds me one of the political compass questions "class separates people more than race or nationality" - strongly agree lol
Whispering Brown Eye (16:17:14): lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:17:31): you guys see the movie shooter?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:17:38): the bad guy was a hammy capitalist senator
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:17:54): "there is no such thing as democrats or republicans, only the have's and the have-nots!"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:18:00): then marky mark shooter's him
Whispering Brown Eye (16:18:26): and then runs for GOP nominee
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:19:09): oh man did you guys also see that guardian of the galaxy type movie that came out at the same time, jupiter rising?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:19:32): it was so bad and the aliens were basically just charicatures of fat cat capitalists
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:19:47): if you haven't seen the movie, don't its absolutely terrible, so im going to ruin the ending
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:20:27): these aliens have been harvesting people to create a fountain of youth drink that they use to keep themselves young and to sell
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:20:41): and when mila kunis asks why they do it the bad maniacally yells "PROFITS!"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:20:46): and that's it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:20:52): this is all done for profits lol
Whispering Brown Eye (16:21:02): meanwhile you are watching a movie made for profits
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:21:10): it would have made more sense if the aliens at least just did it for themselves just to live forever
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:21:24): yea capitalism is able to profit off of anti-capitalist sentiment, what a world
Whispering Brown Eye (16:23:57): there is no capitalism in space
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:24:11): oh boy ya just unzipped josh
Flatulancelot (16:25:42): Yeah, I mentioned this to Brian the other week
Flatulancelot (16:25:59): You think space travel is cool do ya?
Flatulancelot (16:26:18): You plebs think there's gonna be capitalism in space.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:26:21): "In space, no one can exploit your labor"
Flatulancelot (16:26:21): Nah bitch
Flatulancelot (16:26:26): Space commies
Whispering Brown Eye (16:26:38): here's the thing about space communism
Whispering Brown Eye (16:26:46): eventually you run out of other people's moon rocks
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:27:02): lol my mom loves that margaret thatcher quote
The Donald (16:31:45): Fuck Class war fare
The Donald (16:31:54): you fucking pussy liberals cant even fight
The Donald (16:32:08): its all peace and love, well i got punchy and double punchy
The Donald (16:32:15): those are my feet i kick with
Whispering Brown Eye (16:32:29): oh nice a foot punch
Whispering Brown Eye (16:32:58): listen marc, class separates us more than race or nationality
The Donald (16:33:16): Not in America, We are all Americans
Whispering Brown Eye (16:33:22): that's why the key identifying factor about the terrorists that perpetuated 9/11 were that they were POOR
The Donald (16:33:23): and Fuck the rest of the worls
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:33:37): oh right, they hated us for our freedoms right lol
Whispering Brown Eye (16:33:42): \ufffd
Whispering Brown Eye (16:33:51): idk
The Donald (16:33:54): Listen, i didnt invent a time machine and tea bag carl marx in his sleep
The Donald (16:33:56): for fun
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:33:59): bill clinton bombed half of their entire pharmaceutical factories in 1998 lol
The Donald (16:34:02): i did it for Amercia
The Donald (16:34:17): Dont fuck with Bill
Whispering Brown Eye (16:34:19): honestly hating us for our freedom is just as stupid as the reason they have for every other terrorist activity they do
The Donald (16:34:34): We all know the real reason
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:34:35): well the reason was we were bombing them
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:34:41): and imperialism etc
Whispering Brown Eye (16:34:45): are you sure it wasnt just because they are crazy muslims
The Donald (16:34:47): they want fucking 1 dollar burgers
The Donald (16:34:50): like we do
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:35:02): "no place with a mcdonalds has ever waged war with america"
Whispering Brown Eye (16:35:06): i mean they also went and executed a staff full of 60 year old men for drawing a cartoon in an obscure magazine of muhammad
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:35:23): that was isis not al queda i believe
Whispering Brown Eye (16:35:29): same shit different day
Flatulancelot (16:35:29): True
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:35:41): as a kid osama bin laden saw his entire village turned to rubble by an american air strike
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:35:41): so
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:35:52): i mean that's kind of shitty
The Donald (16:36:07): so he planned one of the biggest terrosit attacks on american soil
Flatulancelot (16:36:07): I've never heard that before
Whispering Brown Eye (16:36:13): didnt we give him weapons in the gulf war
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:36:19): we did
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:36:32): it was all a ruse by the rusemaster though
The Donald (16:36:39): Listen, crazy people are gunna do crazy shit no mtter the reason
Flatulancelot (16:36:54): Nah. He was a mujahedeen fighter in Afghanistan. He comes from a wealthy Saudi family
Flatulancelot (16:37:07): He was fighting against the Russians in Afghanistan
Flatulancelot (16:37:15): We funded the opposition
Flatulancelot (16:37:31): ie, Osama
Flatulancelot (16:38:06): He fought along side the founder of Isis, who came from Iraq
Flatulancelot (16:38:35): They formed different groups after Afghanistan in the 80s
Flatulancelot (16:38:55): Think the other guy was Zarqawi
The Donald (16:39:03): Looks like Brian got some leftist bullshit info
The Donald (16:39:13): now lets go find those WMDs in Iraq
Flatulancelot (16:39:49): He eventually formed al Qaeda in Iraq, but al Qaeda said they're too extreme, so they became Isis
The Donald (16:40:31): when other terriost say you are too extreme
The Donald (16:40:40): then maybe you should look at yourself
Flatulancelot (16:41:12): Eh, I'm over simplifying. Osama wanted to establish a new caliphate as well, just over many decades
The Donald (16:41:25): Listen, we just need to nuke all of the middle east then say sorry
Flatulancelot (16:41:27): End game was the same
The Donald (16:41:43): its that simple
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:41:44): that's how we got to where we are now marc lol
Whispering Brown Eye (16:42:00): what if we REALLY nuked them though
Whispering Brown Eye (16:42:06): like ethics aside
Whispering Brown Eye (16:42:08): just level that place
Whispering Brown Eye (16:42:17): tell some of the cool guys not to go to school that day
Whispering Brown Eye (16:42:22): but nuke the rest
The Donald (16:42:25): Glass that shit
Flatulancelot (16:42:29): Nuke where?
Whispering Brown Eye (16:42:29): there'd be world peace
Whispering Brown Eye (16:42:35): just flatten the middle east
The Donald (16:42:36): i dont know about that
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:42:43): lol except for all the people living abroad who had family there
The Donald (16:42:55): Dont live there then
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:42:59): and all the muslims in places other than there might not take kindly to a genocide of their religion
Whispering Brown Eye (16:43:10): what are they going to do? join isis?
Flatulancelot (16:43:23): And the fact that there's global repercussions in the form of fallout
Whispering Brown Eye (16:43:31): oh yea
The Donald (16:43:31): i love fallout
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:43:34): no
Whispering Brown Eye (16:43:36): nuclear winter
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:43:36): what we need to do
The Donald (16:43:37): the boys
The Donald (16:43:39): and the game
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:43:42): is move netherlands red light district there
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:43:53): these men are lacking sex and it's driving them insane
The Donald (16:43:56): its not as much fun as it seems
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:44:10): say that when you live in a fucking desert and aren't getting laid
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:44:30): i don't what else there is to do there besides get radicalized
Whispering Brown Eye (16:44:41): play cricket i guess
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:44:45): can't drink cant smoke can't get your d wet
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:44:49): may as well kill infidels
Whispering Brown Eye (16:44:52): fly kites and get your butthole raped
Flatulancelot (16:45:51): Zionism aside, Israel has some good science going down.
Whispering Brown Eye (16:45:59): yea israel's ok
Whispering Brown Eye (16:46:05): when i'm president they'll be allowed to stay
Flatulancelot (16:46:06): No they're not
Flatulancelot (16:46:13): Fuck them
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:46:30): the things about jews
Flatulancelot (16:46:37): They're fucking disgusting
Flatulancelot (16:46:45): Israeli Zionists I mean
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:47:04): I think when we were in NYC we passed some black Israelites
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:47:17): they claim jesus, abraham lincoln, and many other historical figures were, in fact, black
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:47:23): and also you we need to enslave whitey
Whispering Brown Eye (16:47:36): honestly
Whispering Brown Eye (16:47:40): let's bring back slavery
Whispering Brown Eye (16:47:44): 100% employment rate
Whispering Brown Eye (16:47:55): means of production come back to America, so no more reliance on China
Flatulancelot (16:48:15): These guys are 100% Trump supporters
Flatulancelot (16:48:19): They like slavery too
Whispering Brown Eye (16:48:48): here's the catch, we have mandatory race based slavery
Whispering Brown Eye (16:48:51): so it's not racist
Whispering Brown Eye (16:49:03): 2017, it's the Chinese, 2018, it's the Blacks
Whispering Brown Eye (16:49:07): etc
Flatulancelot (16:49:20): It's national service
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:49:31): man white slavery year will be hella productive
Whispering Brown Eye (16:49:47): and the best part is, by the time it's the white person's turn in 2025, we won't even need to do the slavery thing anymore because we will be living in a utopia
Whispering Brown Eye (16:49:59): it's like when you get to go last to give a speech in high school and hte period ends before you can present
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:51:08): won't be be a minority by 2030 or something
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:51:40): we be*
Whispering Brown Eye (16:53:14): cant wait for my white privilege to go away
The Donald (17:02:17): You guys really go off the depend end when i need to do work
Flatulancelot (17:03:38): Keep your filthy whore mouth shut
The Donald (17:05:01): HEY HEY, im a lady and you will respect me like one
The Donald (17:05:04): you faggot
Flatulancelot (17:05:49): I may be a commie, but women, am I right?
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Wednesday, 01 June 2016
The Donald (06:49:42): Where is Gohan Lizard
Flatulancelot (08:00:34): Has the dance been performed?
The Donald (08:08:24): I think the dance made Gohan Lizard
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:09:51): Haley didn't hear anything from her sister yesterday she should hear from her today
The Donald (08:10:59): Did John Cena try to stop the birth
Flatulancelot (08:11:17): None
Flatulancelot (08:11:19): Do the dance
Whispering Brown Eye (08:12:43): Never realized how jacked trunks looks
Whispering Brown Eye (08:12:48): Japan is a weird place
The Donald (08:12:57): What he did to Haleys sister to stop the birth of his arch rival
Flatulancelot (08:14:02): Lest we not forget that trunks is a future baby. All future babies are born jacked. They no longer eat food. Just pills and roids
Whispering Brown Eye (08:15:06): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:22:54): So the baby was born, he was named Austin
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:23:03): Don't know much more than that
Whispering Brown Eye (08:24:15): Nickname: "Stone Cold Steve"
The Donald (08:25:47): The birth was magical
Flatulancelot (08:28:18): Why not Houston? Or Tallahassee?
Flatulancelot (08:28:22): Or Josh
Flatulancelot (08:28:31): Quite frankly, I'm offended
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:32:13): He's not a J josh
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:32:19): He's a big C
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:32:22): A big christian
Whispering Brown Eye (08:32:48): my first child's name will be Josh HUSSEIN Sperlazzo, don't worry
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:44:25): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:44:34): Here's Austin
The Donald (12:52:25): May his beers be as cold as his stunners
The Donald (12:55:47): I would say now Haley will want a kid. But she works with kids everyday. So that's the best birth control
The Donald (13:34:01): Holy Shit, Sweden's rapes increased over 1400%
The Donald (13:34:13): and my sisters visting there in the summer
The Donald (13:34:18): im not cool with that
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:36:04): Where'd you see the 1400% as I heard they've always been rapey
The Donald (13:37:03): http://www.therebel.media/ingrid_carlqvist_sweden_experienced_a_1472_increase_in_rapes
The Donald (13:37:10): ignore the baised undertones
The Donald (13:37:16): i just went for the facts
Whispering Brown Eye (13:38:17): 1400%? geez louise
The Donald (13:39:00): I mean them swedes though, i do like em tall blonde and barely speak english
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:41:31): Yea you get less nagging that way, women amirite?
Whispering Brown Eye (13:42:17): dont they speak english in sweden
The Donald (13:43:00): they speak swedish
The Donald (13:43:18): http://giphy.com/gifs/cooking-LVBH3rg1BUROw
The Donald (13:43:25): like this fucker
Whispering Brown Eye (13:44:23): aha
Whispering Brown Eye (13:44:30): according to wikipedia everyone speaks swedish
Whispering Brown Eye (13:44:38): but 89% of people say they speak english as a second language
The Donald (13:45:50): i was going to say actually it says Pete Sucks and edit the page, but i forgot how
Whispering Brown Eye (13:46:50): there's always next time
The Donald (13:47:19): anyone remember when Denmark did a one to one recreation of the vast majority of the counrties cities in minecraft for people to visit
The Donald (13:47:39): and then People just started putting american flags everywhere
The Donald (13:49:01): http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/140509152057-minecraft-america-denmark-story-top.png
The Donald (13:49:09): that was part of the map
Whispering Brown Eye (13:49:32): USA USA USA
The Donald (13:50:15): actually that is a picture of after the blew up the hole city
The Donald (13:50:21): you can see the tanks
The Donald (13:50:53): http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/09/tech/social-media/apparently-this-matters-america-invades-denmark-minecraft/
The Donald (13:50:59): CNN did a story on it
The Donald (13:54:09): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26C6sKzJlM4
Flatulancelot (14:20:16): Shooting at UCLA
The Donald (14:23:57): 2 dead
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:27:43): Shit
Whispering Brown Eye (14:30:32): looks pretty bad
Flatulancelot (14:31:52): Alright boys. Let's talk guns
Whispering Brown Eye (14:33:32): oh bouy
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:36:18): here we go
Whispering Brown Eye (14:36:51): only solution is....
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:36:57): a final one
Whispering Brown Eye (14:37:55): MORE guns
The Donald (15:03:04): I'm still for guns
Whispering Brown Eye (15:05:13): two guns for every man woman and child
The Donald (15:05:37): That way you can shoot the gun if it try's to kill you
Whispering Brown Eye (15:07:14): if someone pulled a gun on me i'd just shoot it out of their hand
Whispering Brown Eye (15:07:20): and then use my two six shooters to juggle the gun in the air
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:09:33): Wow you're a better shooter than John Shooter
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:10:09): I want to dub over the movie shooter by calling marky marc shooter and having the bad guys say things like "you'll never shooter your way outta this one" but he does, again and again
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:11:16): and add in a flashback scene of his dad, shooter mcgavin
The Donald (16:23:09): For you filthy Heathens, here is some bernie to mellow up all this MAGA
The Donald (16:29:04): Trump is polling really well in NJ right now
The Donald (16:29:33): I still say the best battle would be Sanders V Trump
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:29:57): yea people here like trump
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:30:00): it would be
Flatulancelot (16:30:17): The shill bot is gonna get trounced in a debate
The Donald (16:30:55): There is so much shit and the whole deck was stacked against sanders, mutha fucka still kept it going
Flatulancelot (16:31:05): She's too robotic to be able to respond to his ad hoc, improvisational style
The Donald (16:31:35): He is passinonate about his points and wants honest change
Flatulancelot (16:31:53): You feel the same about Donald?
The Donald (16:32:14): I do, its different becuase they focus on different points
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:32:40): oh is this happening again
The Donald (16:32:46): I feel Donald wants honest change and speaks for the people who are afraid to speak out in this PC culture
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:32:47): let me make some popcorn
The Donald (16:33:03): Bernie is figthing for the voice of the voiceless in his eyes
The Donald (16:33:32): They both want to make america great again, just there images of a great america differ
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:33:47): political correctness is just a bullshit way for people to make themselves feel better about issues they invent then regulate
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:34:11): there are real issues that need to be solved. deciding who uses what bathroom shouldn't be one of them.
The Donald (16:34:26): exaclty
The Donald (16:34:40): leave that to the business owners
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:35:26): it's a fucking dumb as shit issue anyways we've had uni-sex bathrooms since god knows when
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:35:52): if it's really such a huge issue, just make one room only stalls, and another only urinals
The Donald (16:35:56): Im not gunna lie, i disagree with a hefty majority of the stuff you guys believe in when it comes to finnace
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:36:04): oh i don't doubt it
The Donald (16:36:28): and most likely healthcare
The Donald (16:36:40): but the civil rights shit is a non issue
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:36:42): i think it would be interesting seeing women who identify as men use urinals
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:36:55): it's not even civil rights
The Donald (16:37:08): Things the debate should be about
The Donald (16:37:12): Healthcare
The Donald (16:37:16): forgein policy
The Donald (16:37:23): done
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:37:41): voting is a civil right. slavery was. being discriminated from buying a house or a job because you were black, thats civil rights. this shit is just abstract invention by gender study students with too much time on their hands because they annoyed all their friends away
The Donald (16:39:16): Genders studies shouldnt be a mjor
The Donald (16:39:43): your feminist interpretive dance major is not the same as a STEM
The Donald (16:39:51): so stop saying the world is out to get you
Flatulancelot (16:39:54): Trump's foreign policy is one of ignorance. Hillary's is deplorable.
The Donald (16:40:22): Trump does need a VP who has a majority FP expernice
The Donald (16:40:26): he is very green there
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:40:49): I wonder who would want to and he could handle being Donald's VP
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:40:56): is George from the apprentice still alive?
Flatulancelot (16:41:21): The Cheney look alike
The Donald (16:41:28): Fucking Christie is so far up his ass he is seeing day light
The Donald (16:41:44): I honselty dont know
The Donald (16:41:52): who would make a good VP
The Donald (16:42:03): I think he should say fuck it
The Donald (16:42:11): and get a demi on the ballot
The Donald (16:42:14): cross party
The Donald (16:42:27): TRUMP SANDERS 16
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:42:30): that'd be interesting
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:42:46): i hope sanders runs independent or hillary goes to jail
Flatulancelot (16:42:59): Christie may go down in flames. Quite possible that he is an unnamed coconspirator in the fort Lee bridge scandal.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:43:16): yea that shit is going down now finally
The Donald (16:43:25): Mr K for Gov
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:43:25): he wants to be the attorney general though
The Donald (16:43:43): Carson Surg GEn
Flatulancelot (16:43:46): A John Doe asked the release be delayed because it would do irreparable damage to his career
Flatulancelot (16:44:13): Christie wants to be AG?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:44:53): that's what everyone thinks
Flatulancelot (16:45:07): Hope the info comes out soon
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:45:11): on reddit at least. don't think he wants or would be a good choice for VP but he wants in on teh administration
The Donald (16:46:04): he would be shit
The Donald (16:46:28): Trump needs a journeyman who got a shit ton of experience
The Donald (16:46:38): So they can do Good Cop Bad Cop
Flatulancelot (16:46:55): Ron Don Valante
Flatulancelot (16:47:04): RDV for VP
The Donald (16:47:48): Cant call him rascist after that pick
Flatulancelot (16:48:21): Trump gonna name Rudy Guliani his VP. Then he's gonna make himself look stupid cause you can't have POTUS and VP be from the same state
The Donald (16:51:27): Bill Clinton
The Donald (16:51:29): VP
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:52:29): Hillary asked him to be in charge of the economy because math is hard!
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:52:39): As is techonology if you're a woman like me!
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:53:03): God I really hate her so much
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:53:22): I don't usually care enough about someone to hate them but she's such a piece of shit
The Donald (16:53:40): Everything was lined up in her favor
The Donald (16:53:44): and she blew it
The Donald (16:53:57): like I dont know how she fucked this up so bad
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:54:09): All she had to do was NOT compromise confidential files
The Donald (16:54:30): its like when you let a little kid poop by himself and you go in and there is shit every
The Donald (16:54:37): like place you didnt think he could get to
The Donald (16:55:03): that is hiliary clintons political career as of late
Flatulancelot (16:55:12): All she had to do was let the hunks in IT set up her email on her phone. But no, she had to pay for her own hunk to do it in a bathroom
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:55:29): http://imgur.com/6mHnQtK
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:55:43): then this
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:55:44): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjYmknCUgAAUxJD.jpg
The Donald (16:55:49): yea i saw that
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:56:03): it's so contradictory too
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:56:17): vote for me, a progressive liberal on gender issues. what are ya, a pussy?
Flatulancelot (16:56:55): Was voting for a female this election cycle ever an issue
Flatulancelot (16:57:04): I haven't heard that brought up. Not once
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:57:29): "there's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women"
The Donald (16:57:30): The only time i hear it is when people are saying she is loosing because she is a woman
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:57:44): Look
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:57:52): We can't have a president who's emotions are decided by the moon
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:58:01): Otherwise lets just elect the moon
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:58:17): We need balls
The Donald (16:58:50): Listen we all know women are batshit and crazy
The Donald (16:58:57): Lori, Sam, Jackie
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:59:03): "Russia? Oh, we're not talking to them right now"
The Donald (16:59:28): NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRILIA wore teh same flag to the gala
The Donald (16:59:35): How dare they
The Donald (17:36:22): http://i.imgur.com/jeE5bsj.gifv
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:13:28): The Copa Americana, aka world cup lite for countries in North and south america, is going on soon. Some games are happening at metlife stadium. Any of you have any interest in going?
Flatulancelot (20:14:11): Where's that?
Flatulancelot (20:14:19): Metlife
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:14:34): East rutherford nj
Flatulancelot (20:14:42): O. Yeah I'd go
Whispering Brown Eye (20:14:58): I'd go too
Whispering Brown Eye (20:15:11): I'm going to be a straight up hooligan
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:16:01): Lol. Ecuador v haiti, one of the quarter finals and the actual final will be played there
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:16:23): I'm guess you guys don't want to pay 135 to see the final but one of the other two I'm sure is cheaper
Flatulancelot (20:17:02): Yeah. I'll be a joo about this.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:18:58): What's a site other thank ticket master I feel like there really butt fucking me here
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:19:04): Than*
Flatulancelot (20:27:33): Stub hub
Whispering Brown Eye (20:30:15): Live Nation might have sports
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:36:31): Ecuador v haiti look to be 52 dollars. I'd buy parking
Flatulancelot (20:37:32): Are there other games?
Flatulancelot (20:37:39): Matches?
Flatulancelot (20:37:45): Whatever. Don't judge me
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:38:20): Scratch that 40. Yea one of the quarter finals will be there which could potentially have the USA, that is 89. Then the final is there and that's 200+
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:40:52): We can also buy tickets for the Jaguars v jets preseason for 6 bucks but I think it's overpriced
Flatulancelot (20:41:44): Well, it's decided. This will be the one and only time I will don my MAGA attire
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:43:42): Awwww yeaaa
Flatulancelot (20:43:43): Because what better time to rep the downfall of America than when partaking in European fancies
Flatulancelot (20:44:28): Trump's failures on the oval office will lead to Bernie's revolution
Flatulancelot (20:44:37): All hail Trump
The Donald (21:00:19): When are the games
The Donald (21:00:31): Can I wear my America shit
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:00:33): All are friday - sunday
The Donald (21:00:44): This Friday
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:00:48): No
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:00:55): Let me get exact date hold on
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:01:24): June 12 is haiti ecuador
The Donald (21:01:26): Can I wear a tank
The Donald (21:01:40): Can I build a wall?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:02:01): There will be people there shirtless and painted so you'll be ok with a tank
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:02:09): Build it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:02:15): 10 ft higher
Whispering Brown Eye (21:14:50): I need to practice my English cockney accent
Flatulancelot (21:15:44): I need to practice my best impression of an impressionable American
Whispering Brown Eye (21:16:21): Y-y-y-you mean I don't have to pay interest on this for 6 months???
Thursday, 02 June 2016
The Donald (09:13:26): I honestly don't know what to say
Whispering Brown Eye (09:17:56): lolol
Whispering Brown Eye (09:18:30): you WISH you were half the cuck this man is!
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:40:33): Lmao
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:40:47): It takes real courage to let a real man fuck ya wife
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:43:49): I mean I get she's saying it takes courage to admit or try a fetish like that but I always kind of thought "real courage" like she says involved some kind of life risking activity ie fireman, soldier, coming out as a homo go your Westboro baptist parents
Whispering Brown Eye (09:45:32): lol @ thinking firefighters are "courageous" when there are millions of brave men watching anime porn that involves a man being shrunk down to a tiny size and shoved into a giant anime woman's butthole. learn what real courage is brian
Whispering Brown Eye (09:45:57): THESE are the men i want speaking at my child's career day
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:47:02): "Hi, I'm Rainbow-sans dad and I'm a weeabo"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:51:43): lol why do you use the word cuck as an insult
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:51:47): i can't get over that picture
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:51:50): what a tard
Whispering Brown Eye (09:53:17): in the year 3000 there will only be cuckage
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:54:06): It's the year of the rooster, cuck-a-doodle do
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:55:49): You either die a bull or live long enough to see yourself become a cuck. Such is life.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:55:56): Pete you should explain cuck cuck goose
Whispering Brown Eye (09:56:13): Brian and I had an idea for a reality show
Flatulancelot (09:56:21): Go on
Whispering Brown Eye (09:56:32): 7 Men who are beta cucks will go through 8 months to transform from cucks to bulls
Whispering Brown Eye (09:56:38): each gets a mentor (big black dude)
Whispering Brown Eye (09:56:48): each week is an elimination challenege
Whispering Brown Eye (09:57:12): i think there were vaguely racist elements to it too and somehow Michael Richards shows up
Flatulancelot (09:57:23): What phrase does the host use to eliminate contestants?
Whispering Brown Eye (09:57:41): i think he'd play a game of cuck cuck goose
Whispering Brown Eye (09:57:52): and then the goose has to "go his own way"
Flatulancelot (09:58:10): I mean like the Donald said"you're fired"
Flatulancelot (09:58:29): There was " you're the weakest link. Goodbye"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:59:05): Go cuck yourself
Flatulancelot (09:59:46): "You were a cuck. Still are a cuck. And always will be a cuck.\n\nCuck off"
Whispering Brown Eye (10:00:42): oh yea the idea too is that the last elimination challenge
Whispering Brown Eye (10:00:46): their wives all show up
Whispering Brown Eye (10:00:57): and they must get with her before their mentor does
Flatulancelot (10:03:50): Congratulations. The goose has risen
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:05:21): one of the challenges i think will be the bulls teaching the cucks how to pick up taken women, then the cucks go to a bar and hit on women obviously there with a man and they all end up just getting their shit kicked in
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:05:30): you know what i think too
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:05:53): maybe throughout this bull/cuck journey, the cucks and bulls realize women aren't worth it and all end up just becoming gay
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:05:56): with each other
Whispering Brown Eye (10:06:39): i was so intent on becoming a bull... i didnt realize there was a bull in front of me this whole time
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:07:13): "Take me Tyrone!"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:07:25): "And fuck off susan! I'm going my own way!"
Flatulancelot (10:07:52): it took me a while, but I finally realized, I wasn't getting off to another man banging my wife. I was getting off to the other man. might as well take out the middle-woman and get right to the buttfucking
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:08:46): Susan got one thing right - everyone craves the BBC
Whispering Brown Eye (10:09:02): abc would renew this for 10 seasons
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:09:17): we'd have to do a celebrity version
Flatulancelot (10:12:49): who's the biggest, baddest celebrity cuck of them all???
Whispering Brown Eye (10:12:59): Vin Diesel. Nobody saw it coming
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:13:12): Vinny D got cucked?
Flatulancelot (10:13:15): aint he gay?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:13:25): Death cucked paul walker from him
Flatulancelot (10:13:37): ooo the death cuck death blow
Whispering Brown Eye (11:27:08): what is your opinion on a Donald Trump / Tommy Wiseau ticket?
Flatulancelot (11:28:41): Illegal
Flatulancelot (11:29:11): Timmy Wiseau wasn't born of this planet
The Donald (11:43:06): Sanders might pull out Cali
Flatulancelot (11:44:20): Huh?
Whispering Brown Eye (11:45:48): wouldnt surprise me, he loves to pull out. that's why he's only got one kid
The Donald (11:46:19): like might win
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:46:27): Bernie "Pull-out King" Sanders
Flatulancelot (11:46:44): O.
Flatulancelot (11:50:41): But Clinton leads by 17 pts in polls with early voters. 50% of Cali voters vote early
Flatulancelot (11:50:50): It's a complete toss up
Flatulancelot (11:50:59): But he's winning with Latino voters
Flatulancelot (11:51:03): She's winning whites
Flatulancelot (11:51:12): Complete reverse of national trends
Whispering Brown Eye (11:51:35): damn it whites
The Donald (12:00:26): whites were the chosen ones
Whispering Brown Eye (12:00:49): check your privilege white devil
Whispering Brown Eye (12:00:57): havent you spread enough smallpox for one day
The Donald (12:01:38): You can only get Small pox if you dont have Gainz
The Donald (12:01:46): thats why its called SMALL pox
The Donald (12:01:54): not big pox
The Donald (12:01:58): jacked pox
The Donald (12:02:07): Hate Swole Fucked Pox
The Donald (12:02:12): only small pox
The Donald (12:03:18): If Squanto hit the gym more maybe he would be here and John Smith wouldnt have taken his bitches
Whispering Brown Eye (12:04:00): thats true
Whispering Brown Eye (12:04:16): he'd get to poke-a-hot-ass
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:10:42): completely unrelated but i think you'd all enjoy a flowchart my boss made
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:10:43): http://imgur.com/vNtBzn5
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:10:56): it's about detecting fraud in business
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:11:10): i think flowcharts should have arrows and directions but I guess not everyone feels the same
Flatulancelot (12:12:24): r/CrappyDesign
Flatulancelot (12:12:58): You should post this there. They'll love it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:47:50): wall street are preparing their clients for a trump presidency
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:47:54): that means its as good as done
Flatulancelot (12:48:26): What, capitalism? Or America?
Whispering Brown Eye (12:48:49): isnt trump the epitome of capitalism
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:49:50): well i think it means wall street thinks he'll win
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:49:58): and then it will be the end of capitalism
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:50:02): and the beginning of trumpism
Whispering Brown Eye (12:50:15): what if it turns out he's a great president
Whispering Brown Eye (12:50:19): you guys will look awfully silly
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:50:38): if he cuts taxes on the wealthy like i think i heard him most recenetly say
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:50:52): i don't think he will be. but i hope the best for this country
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:50:56): cause im proud to be an american
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:51:00): where at least i know im freeeee
Flatulancelot (12:51:37): None
Whispering Brown Eye (12:53:09): just accept it or move to venezuela bitches
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:59:20): to state-run capitalism? no thank you
Flatulancelot (13:03:00): Always remember... Space Communism
The Donald (13:04:06): there is no government in space
The Donald (13:04:18): literally no one country can lay claim
The Donald (13:04:24): Expect AMERCIA
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:38:29): Here's another of my bosses flow charts, tell me if you see anything wrong
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:38:35): http://imgur.com/2mFiUHN
Flatulancelot (14:40:33): Clockwise and Counter at the same time
Flatulancelot (14:40:47): Also some info repeats itself
The Donald (14:40:49): DOUBLE CIRCLE ACTION
The Donald (14:41:34): where does this chart start
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:42:08): I can't tell you marc lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:42:13): Cause I don't know
Whispering Brown Eye (15:40:51): http://www.vox.com/2016/6/2/11837608/elon-musk-simulation-argument
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:41:46): I believe we're all just figments of Elon Musk's autistic mind
Flatulancelot (15:44:04): The universe is a hologram or computer program is a pretty pervasive theory
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:44:36): Yea but it's not taken very seriously in philosophy circles at all really.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:45:35): http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/12/controversial-experiment-sees-no-evidence-universe-hologram
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:51:16): http://i.imgur.com/dUyMXOU.png
Flatulancelot (15:52:34): R/KenM
Flatulancelot (15:52:46): Goldmine
Whispering Brown Eye (16:01:48): this looks like the anti-josh http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/31/03/34C8E70300000578-3617160-image-m-61_1464662519652.jpg
Flatulancelot (16:05:52): If like to punch him in the head
Flatulancelot (16:05:56): I'd*
Whispering Brown Eye (16:06:31): good news for you, some woman beat him with a baseball bat
Flatulancelot (16:07:26): Did they sodomize him with it?
Whispering Brown Eye (16:08:53): ill bring that up at the next meeting
Flatulancelot (16:32:10): Hey Marcy, I've been eating cheddar cheese
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:37:16): He saw the light of low carb
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:39:06): Lord Atkins came down and blessed him lol
The Donald (18:02:14): you gunna blow?
Flatulancelot (18:43:36): Nah bruh
The Donald (19:04:59): YOU WERE MY BROTHER. NOW YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME
Whispering Brown Eye (20:07:36): And now for sports with Brandon
Flatulancelot (20:36:18): LeBron is looking a bit swollen after warm-ups
The Donald (20:50:54): So is Josh old enough to get social security now so he can give up on socialism
Flatulancelot (20:52:08): 40 more years and socialism here I come
Flatulancelot (20:52:27): you realize your paychecks are buying into utopia
Flatulancelot (20:52:30): dont die
Whispering Brown Eye (22:19:55): Happy birthday btw lol
Whispering Brown Eye (22:20:18): I owe you a beer
Friday, 03 June 2016
The Donald (09:13:36): None
Whispering Brown Eye (09:16:22): Quality may may
Whispering Brown Eye (09:16:51): How did this gorilla situation become controversial?
Flatulancelot (09:17:50): Because silverbacks are an endangered species
The Donald (09:21:40): and black people
The Donald (09:22:41): Honestly how many people are there in the world like 7 billion
The Donald (09:22:52): and only a few hundred thousand silver backs
The Donald (09:22:58): so im just saying
The Donald (09:23:02): let them have this one
Flatulancelot (09:25:33): There's less than 1000
The Donald (09:28:02): so yea
The Donald (09:28:07): let them have that one
Flatulancelot (09:28:32): No
Flatulancelot (09:28:51): How about we abolish the practice of zoos
The Donald (09:30:11): you need zoos to preserve some species, think of them like nursing homes for animals. but circus should go
The Donald (09:39:35): I think Josh and are litterally the complete oppisite
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:03:07): I get keeping endangered species safe but zoos do seem odd. It's like a prison you walk through and ooh and ahh at.
The Donald (10:06:41): its a way for people to see exotic animals
The Donald (10:06:48): and they live pretty awesome lives
Flatulancelot (10:06:51): Exactly. All these SJWs get all up in fins about Shamu and SeaWorld. What about the silverbacks and giraffes
Flatulancelot (10:07:08): What the fuck is a giraffe doing in NJ
Flatulancelot (10:07:11): Or a zebra
Flatulancelot (10:07:25): Go back to your own country
Flatulancelot (10:08:47): Why am I not allowed to ooh and ahh at the human zoos?
Flatulancelot (10:09:41): Do to Rahway and, " oh mommy, look look. A meth addict. And look over there, a mulatto. "
Flatulancelot (10:09:45): Go to*
The Donald (10:35:51): you dont do htat
The Donald (10:36:01): I go to poor places all the time to look
The Donald (10:53:39): I get it
The Donald (10:54:39): Josh doesnt like zoos since his species aren't special enough to be put in them.
Flatulancelot (10:55:34): Jew joke?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:57:27): Jews own the zoos
The Donald (10:58:30): socialists
The Donald (10:58:35): jews are people
The Donald (10:58:46): socialist are vermin
The Donald (10:59:06): Brian is an otherkin, he thinks he is vermin, but just a retarded human
The Donald (10:59:20): Not everything is a jew joke
The Donald (10:59:35): i make fun you for a plethora of reasons
Flatulancelot (11:25:46): Marc, what was the line you had about doing dot biz
Flatulancelot (11:25:57): I wanna update the tagline on the site
The Donald (11:34:36): We are the everymen of shit?
Flatulancelot (11:34:48): Right
Flatulancelot (11:36:25): How about\n\n"Purveyors of shit"
The Donald (11:36:40): I liked High brow toilet humor
Flatulancelot (11:38:15): People still see that when they hover over NGBMs profile or if they see doing dot biz in a list of publications
Flatulancelot (11:38:38): Purveyors of shit will be smack dab in the middle of our homepage
Flatulancelot (11:39:30): Purveyor: a person or group that spreads or promotes an idea, view, etc.
Flatulancelot (11:39:35): I think it's fitting
The Donald (11:40:39): I like it
The Donald (11:42:10): Im going to write a piece but i want you guys to write campaign pieces
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:42:16): Then we can become the next gen shit men
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:42:42): About the candidates or the election in general?
The Donald (11:42:49): Yea the elections
The Donald (11:43:25): I wanted it to be like mine would be " The GOP: A Bro's Guide to Politics"
The Donald (11:45:01): Josh's "Sanders Socialist Soiree: An "What ever you want to be" Guide to Politics"
The Donald (11:45:07): or shit like that
Flatulancelot (11:46:05): i'm an artist, Marc. I need to be inspired. this ain't cutting it. "or shit like that"
Flatulancelot (11:46:12): put a flame beneath my belly
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:46:23): Maybe josh should write about trump and marc write about sanders
Flatulancelot (11:46:34): i already wrote about trump
The Donald (11:46:35): i think we do both
Flatulancelot (11:46:39): what more can I say
The Donald (11:46:48): like have both sides of each thng
Flatulancelot (11:46:53): he's a fucking Hitler wannabe and if you wote for him you
Flatulancelot (11:47:00): are fucking retarded
The Donald (11:47:11): then Pete can write a normal persons guide to poltics
Flatulancelot (11:47:22): but josh, are you saying that half the electorate is fucking retarded???
Flatulancelot (11:47:30): yes, that is exactly what I am saying
The Donald (11:48:34): we can publish them both
The Donald (11:48:49): and have a bros guide to politics
Flatulancelot (11:49:09): Trump is stale. too much is written about him already
Flatulancelot (11:49:17): he's boring
The Donald (11:49:28): I just want us to both write about hiliary
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:49:31): How about just a business guide to politics and how to use both parties platforms for profit
The Donald (11:49:35): and it be pretty much the same
Flatulancelot (11:50:11): now a critique on capitalism marrying politics is glorious. its like the crown the the faith becoming one
Flatulancelot (11:50:19): capitalism is the religion
Flatulancelot (11:50:39): joshie likie
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:50:48): Capitalism is religion without a sabbath
The Donald (11:50:58): No its still Sunday
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:51:03): And no possibility of repenting
Flatulancelot (11:51:12): God's missing out on 1/7 th of the profits
Flatulancelot (11:51:14): what a noob
The Donald (11:51:17): decalring bankrupcy
The Donald (11:51:29): thats how you repent
The Donald (11:52:15): Debt is Sin, everyone does it and it keeps the Churches doors open
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:52:18): This article seems like the perfect place to push my leftist agenda
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:52:59): Credit boomed in the 70s cause capitalism would have broke without it. Now even that isn't enough. We're basically a feudal state.
The Donald (11:53:45): Holy shit your left
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:56:05): We are tho. When 50 people have a much wealth as 165 million, qvw their wealth is increasing on the back of the poor labor who have seen a decrease in wealth, doesn't seem too far from lords and serfs
The Donald (11:58:55): can you breathe with your head that far up Bernie's ass?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:00:22): 2 years ago the richest 100 people in the world had as much wealth as the poorest 3.5 billion. 1 year ago it was the wealthiest 80. Now it's the top 42. Wealth is accumulating at the top at an very fast rate
The Donald (12:01:00): usually what happens
The Donald (12:01:38): Im for the free market and this. Everyone profits off the people underneathe them
The Donald (12:02:24): In my opinion, socialism, no matter democratic or national can not work
Flatulancelot (12:02:28): you're for the wealthiest 42 people on the planet hoarding all that wealth for no apparent reason?
The Donald (12:02:39): they arent hoarding it
Flatulancelot (12:02:43): you
The Donald (12:02:43): they are earning it
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:03:04): Capitalism is very good at concentrating capital which is what is happening, I just think it's hurting everyone else
Flatulancelot (12:03:17): jesus marc
The Donald (12:03:42): Listen, i know you will never see my side of the argument
The Donald (12:03:44): i know that
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:03:46): I'm in favor of a maximum wage
The Donald (12:03:50): im not
Flatulancelot (12:03:55): what would jesus say about the current state of affairs?
Flatulancelot (12:04:09): and the pope has been pretty open about the issue
Flatulancelot (12:04:18): are their opinions of no value to you?
The Donald (12:04:45): Jesus said " Give onto Cesar what is Cesar's"
The Donald (12:04:54): Jesus wanted to help everyone
The Donald (12:05:07): but he also knew it needed to be from the heart
The Donald (12:05:09): not forced
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:05:27): I think money after a certain point is immoral. Not to mention if you're making 30 million you're not putting all of that back into the economy
Flatulancelot (12:05:30): capitalism has failed help everyone.
The Donald (12:05:46): So
The Donald (12:05:53): Socialism has too
The Donald (12:06:02): and Dicatorships
The Donald (12:06:07): and Commies
The Donald (12:06:54): we will never see eye to eye
The Donald (12:07:04): so i say we just drop it
Flatulancelot (12:07:29): I cannot wrap my head around how a self professed Christian/Catholic can be so in favor of a system that so actively permits the vast majority of humanity to live in abject poverty and or debt
The Donald (12:08:23): Then leave
The Donald (12:08:34): litterally if you dislike the sysytem so much leace
The Donald (12:08:41): you hace the visa to NZ
The Donald (12:08:44): go
The Donald (12:08:46): leave
The Donald (12:08:49): do it
The Donald (12:08:59): im for the system i grew up int
The Donald (12:09:04): and developed in
Flatulancelot (12:09:05): I would very much like to leave, but NZ is temporary and I would be deported back here
The Donald (12:09:26): You bitch about the system yet you profit from it
Flatulancelot (12:09:48): doesn't mean it is not wrong
The Donald (12:10:07): Give all your money to the poor
The Donald (12:10:22): your seem very calivalre with other peoples privelage
Flatulancelot (12:10:33): I have practically no money
The Donald (12:10:34): there is a quote during the civil ware
Flatulancelot (12:10:37): just for food and health insurance
The Donald (12:10:54): " i have lost 4 cosuins to the war and im willing to sacrfice my wifes brother"
The Donald (12:11:09): you want the top 1% to give it all away
The Donald (12:11:31): you cant make people give up what they earned
The Donald (12:11:51): Im for equal oppurituniy not equal results
The Donald (12:12:33): Im for the system and by the system
The Donald (12:12:59): If i make good decisions and invest wisely thats why im ready to buy an appartment
The Donald (12:13:12): Im done talking about this
The Donald (12:14:14): and honeslty you cant wrap your head around it becuase you never tried
Whispering Brown Eye (12:25:06): I missed this. What are we arguing about
Whispering Brown Eye (12:26:36): oh waaah waah capitalism
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:17:56): If you don't consider the fact that your boss and their bosses get rich off your labor and pay you less than you earn and don't consider that wrong on any level than yea capitalism is fine.
Whispering Brown Eye (13:19:08): lol you treat being a working professional like it is some kind of caste system
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:21:55): It's exploitation in marx terms. If you're ok with people doing the least labor getting the most profit and the people doing the most labor getting the least than yea capitalism is cool
Whispering Brown Eye (13:23:29): the people that do the least labor get the most profit?
Flatulancelot (13:23:39): head honchos. ceos
Whispering Brown Eye (13:23:50): I bet CEOs work more than I do lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:29:03): Dividend receivers. Dividends are based on profits. So you have these people receiving ridiculous sums of money jsut because they bought shares and they actually get some of the companies profit where the person actually doing the labor is not, they're still on a wage.
Whispering Brown Eye (13:30:07): so you mean people that buy stocks?
Whispering Brown Eye (13:30:15): can't anyone do that
Whispering Brown Eye (13:36:00): let me ask you guys, since you're so against capitalism and all that, if you had a blank slate country what would your ideal economy be like?
Whispering Brown Eye (13:36:16): like what would you put in place so it's nice and fair for everyone?
Flatulancelot (13:37:10): At a minimum, an unconditional basic income
Flatulancelot (13:37:30): Not necessarily throw away capitalism altogether, but highly regulated
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:37:37): Syndicalism
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:37:53): Workers equally share in profit and business is treated as a democracy
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:38:02): Workers have a say in their own company
Whispering Brown Eye (13:38:30): ok i get basic income
Whispering Brown Eye (13:38:39): what do you mean say in their company
Whispering Brown Eye (13:38:53): corporations aren't slave labor lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:40:05): Their exploitation of labor
The Donald (13:40:34): How about the risk?
Whispering Brown Eye (13:40:40): so everybody gets equal bonuses and shit?
The Donald (13:40:49): You dont have any money invested in your business
The Donald (13:40:54): why should you get a say
The Donald (13:41:00): the comapny folds
The Donald (13:41:05): you get a new job
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:41:21): If a company has 100k profit the workers decide how it's spent who gets what, not just one guy at the top deciding hell take half and use the other half for the company.
The Donald (13:41:23): the CEO and owner is out of a job, and a business
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:41:52): Because without you and your coworkers labor the business wouldn't exist in the first place
Whispering Brown Eye (13:41:53): like surplus profit?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:42:06): Everything is built by labor. The ism just determines who gets paid.
The Donald (13:42:53): So tell me why the group gets to decide
The Donald (13:43:10): why should i trust you to handle my business money if i work next to you
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:43:16): Why does one get to decide
The Donald (13:43:34): Dont get philosophical
The Donald (13:43:36): tell me
The Donald (13:43:58): why should I have a say why my multi national cooperation runs its stuff being 24
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:44:08): You're the one who's asking why the people who actually make a product that is distributed get to decide what to do with the profits that come from it.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:44:25): Because you contribute and because they make more off your labor than they pay you
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:44:36): Why shouldn't you?
Whispering Brown Eye (13:44:41): the people making the decisions also work for the company
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:44:50): All I'm really saying is democracy in the workplace.
Whispering Brown Eye (13:44:54): it's not just the wagecucks down in the coal mines and then the fat cats
The Donald (13:45:28): Work at a big company and tell me they can have everyone vote how many K Cups we get in the break room
Whispering Brown Eye (13:45:49): at my company we get a quarterly payout based on our metrics
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:45:54): That's not the kind of thing people decide. Certain companies already operate like this and they do finr.
Whispering Brown Eye (13:45:55): so we are paid based on the profits
Flatulancelot (13:46:18): Tommy boy inherited his dad's brake pad company and decided, I'll just sell it and make out like a bandit, fire the laborers, that's pretty fucked. \n\nBut if the laborers have a say, they'd probably choose to keep working.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:46:21): Mondodragon is a very popular one. The workers decide how much more the ceo makes, riggt now it's only 5 times the lowest worker.
Whispering Brown Eye (13:46:21): if our quarterly target is $60 million and we reach it we get a full payout
Whispering Brown Eye (13:46:33): so why would someone want to be a CEO of that company lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:47:14): It's still in business and doing well. And he's still making a good amount of money.
Whispering Brown Eye (13:47:16): unless you REALLY love kerosene heaters
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:47:23): He's still making 6 figures
Whispering Brown Eye (13:47:27): that's not that good
Whispering Brown Eye (13:47:33): for the level of responsibility
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:47:45): Well thing is his reponsibility isn't as high either
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:47:52): Since certain things are voted on
Whispering Brown Eye (13:48:04): oh so he doesnt do shit and gets paid because the employees all share his job lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:48:32): No he just actually manages the company to do well, there's less a focus on just bottom line shit.
Flatulancelot (13:48:52): Profit isn't the number one factor
Flatulancelot (13:49:05): Just one of many
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:49:44): But workers there also have much better job satisfaction as well. 38% of the UK said in a poll their job is "bullshit"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:49:54): I bet that's even higher here
Flatulancelot (13:50:25): Most jobs are service jobs in the US, so I'd make the same bet
Whispering Brown Eye (13:51:18): so let's say we adopted syndicalism, would you even need CEOs/CFOs/execs etc
The Donald (13:51:42): Also what happens when the company starts to fall
The Donald (13:51:47): and need to fire people
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:51:50): Not really. Valve, the video game company is one. They're worth 4 billion.
The Donald (13:51:54): that goes to the vote too?
Whispering Brown Eye (13:52:58): valve's CEO is worth $2 billion lol
Whispering Brown Eye (13:53:03): and they only have 300~ employees
The Donald (13:53:16): I want to keep an open mind here
The Donald (13:53:22): Brian Josh
The Donald (13:53:43): please to your best abilites explain to me why your system would woirk
The Donald (13:53:57): and when i have questions please answer them as best as you can
The Donald (13:54:11): I want to give it a fair shot
Whispering Brown Eye (13:54:37): the idea of syndicalism is pretty neat i think
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:54:38): Well certain companies already do work like this for one. I'd consider valve successful. Mondodragon has been around since the 1950s I think
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:58:29): He added, hirings and firings can both be initiated by something as simple as a conversation between two employees in a hallway. And bonuses, which can sometimes be as large as 10 times an employee\u2019s base pay, are all subject to leaderless peer review.
Whispering Brown Eye (13:58:30): Mondragon seems like an interesting case, I'm surprised other companies don't do it like that
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:58:40): That's from valve
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:00:16): http://www.inc.com/samuel-wagreich/the-4-billion-company-with-no-bosses.html
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:00:35): Here's a look at valves operations
Whispering Brown Eye (14:02:02): i dont know if valve is a great example, ive actually heard a lot of negative shit online about working there
Whispering Brown Eye (14:02:16): plus with only 300 employees it's different than like mondragon or smething
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:04:11): It's a proof of concept though. They've been around a while. They've done some really good stuff.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:04:24): The company doesn't just fail to function
Whispering Brown Eye (14:05:05): so ideally you'd make a law all companies operate this way?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:10:06): I mean if there was a law like that, yea I'd have a lot less issues with a lot of things.
The Donald (14:15:00): Brian do you mind answering this question for me, Pete and Josh as well. What do you think the role of government should be
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:16:02): Ensure the least well off has a decent standard of living
Whispering Brown Eye (14:16:34): regulation & infrastructure i guess
The Donald (14:16:39): Josh
Whispering Brown Eye (14:18:37): You guys are awfully cynical about how fucked up the gov is but then you think they are capable of ensuring everyone has a decent standard of living lol
Flatulancelot (14:20:57): Safety nets for the least well off is big. Defense of its citizens. Infrastructure, which plays into both economics and defense
Flatulancelot (14:21:15): Health and well being taken care of
Flatulancelot (14:21:57): I am cynical of government, but I'm also optimistic
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:22:25): I think it's the method the government currently chooses to operate in that I'm cynical about, but within the system it's in government does an ok job. I just want it to do an ok job with a different end goal.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:23:20): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:23:22): Just think in 100 years this will all be underwater
Flatulancelot (14:23:47): The hospital where I was born will be even sooner
Whispering Brown Eye (14:24:36): we will have to develop gills to adapt
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:25:13): And yet I still see new budding going up here lol. It's like they want to get it under water asap.
Whispering Brown Eye (14:25:23): where is that a picture of
Flatulancelot (14:25:42): Seriously, this place will be underwater soon. \n\nMount Sinai Medical Center\n\nhttps://goo.gl/maps/NAckbSfReRv
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:25:59): I'm in the upper east side
Whispering Brown Eye (14:26:21): oh that'll show those rich whites
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:26:43): Eat your bread drink your wine your time is coming bourgeois swine
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:27:01): That's drakes new motto
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:27:13): EYBDYWYTICBS
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:27:46): Curious about before, marc what is your view of the role of government
The Donald (14:29:54): Im on the lower west side
The Donald (14:30:01): the more expansive side
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:31:37): I picked here since it's a closer walk to randalls
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:31:40): Island
Whispering Brown Eye (14:33:02): if you need directions to randall's island just walk.... kanye west
Whispering Brown Eye (14:33:16): that's rene's opener
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:33:19): I'll try my Kanye Best
Whispering Brown Eye (14:33:43): is he even playing today
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:34:01): On my Kanye Quest
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:34:10): Nah he's sunday tonight's the killers
The Donald (14:34:13): give it a Kayne Rest
Whispering Brown Eye (14:35:12): go see father john misty for the hipster cred
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:35:28): Just got an email from bernie sanders campaign, subject "Four Days". He really knows how to make someone feel like theyre in the movie The Ring
Whispering Brown Eye (14:35:47): 4 days until he blows up california
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:36:06): Lol will do. For time slots where we didn't know, me and haley listened to the top songs of the two bands playing to try to decide
Whispering Brown Eye (14:36:13): also the killers are on saturday
Whispering Brown Eye (14:36:19): at least according to the site lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:36:21): Ah today is the strokes then
Whispering Brown Eye (14:36:30): much better choice imo
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:36:39): I like the killers too
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:36:49): But yea I agree lol
The Donald (15:37:51): Hi I would like to bring to your attention there is a governing body called FUPA
Whispering Brown Eye (15:43:38): fupa chalupa
Whispering Brown Eye (15:47:56): brian your sister just posted a video on instagram of her eating two dozen donuts
Flatulancelot (15:48:35): KETO FTW
Whispering Brown Eye (15:48:48): they're gluten free brah
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:52:21): Lmao does she hate herself? And are you serious? Please send a link
Whispering Brown Eye (15:58:43): https://www.instagram.com/p/BGNFvjYhDBC/?taken-by=lorlieee13
Flatulancelot (16:00:21): She's gonna make a great nutritionist one day
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:00:49): Holy shit I thought you were kidding
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:04:18): Lori needs to get off social media
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:04:43): She needs to learn you don't need to ear 12 donuts to get people to like you
Flatulancelot (16:05:31): What benefit is there in telling the world, I just ate a dozen donuts?
Flatulancelot (16:05:47): I'd wanna keep that one close to the chest
Whispering Brown Eye (16:07:08): well in this case she is telling the world she ate 24 donuts
The Donald (16:08:02): I watched this at work and i feel people are judging me
Flatulancelot (16:08:42): I only saw 12
The Donald (16:08:44): Also i sit with only women now and i hate it so God Damn much
The Donald (16:09:03): Literally they are all like Lori and Sam
The Donald (16:09:07): I NEED BROs
Whispering Brown Eye (16:09:15): oh my mistake i thought htose were 12 to a box not 6
Whispering Brown Eye (16:09:21): eating 12 donuts is much more reasonable
Flatulancelot (16:09:30): Still. A dozen fucking donuts
Whispering Brown Eye (16:09:39): oh i am being absolutely sarcastic, that is disgusting
The Donald (16:27:11): Is Ken M real
The Donald (16:27:16): or a troll
Whispering Brown Eye (16:27:59): troll
Flatulancelot (16:29:40): https://youtu.be/us4Eti0UmDI
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:57:28): God damn it lori
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:57:39): She's Dee
The Donald (18:59:17): Someone vandalized the ads at Metuchen to be very positive to the black community.
The Donald (18:59:59): Like positive messages like the thug life is no life and and the most cred you want is at college
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:48:07): I found out I'm more left than haley. Didn't see that coming lol.
Flatulancelot (21:48:45): You're surprised?
Flatulancelot (21:48:53): She take the test?
Whispering Brown Eye (21:52:11): did you call Bernie Sanders a libertarian
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (22:45:00): I'm a little surprised
Saturday, 04 June 2016
Whispering Brown Eye (18:33:02): Yes please
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:40:13): Disgusting
Flatulancelot (18:41:25): Is this real?
Whispering Brown Eye (19:43:50): Yes it is
Whispering Brown Eye (19:44:22): It came up as a sponsored ad on Facebook and I thought you guys would appreciate this
Flatulancelot (19:45:15): It was probably meant to be, "yes, please"
Flatulancelot (19:45:20): With the comma
Flatulancelot (19:45:35): As in, I accept that my choices are wrong. And disgusting
Sunday, 05 June 2016
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:53:40): Found your band josh
Whispering Brown Eye (10:10:28): Is there really a band called E/\\GLE? They're really running out of band names huh
Flatulancelot (10:18:11): Isn't the fat Jew a notorious content theft on Instagram
The Donald (10:23:24): He was talking about Ric City for your love of Rick Flair. YOU GOTTA WALK THAT ISLE
Whispering Brown Eye (10:26:39): Woooooo
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:37:07): Due to thunderstorms our shit may be delayed or canceled. Any ideas what to do? We were gonna go to a fee museums but besides that idk lol
The Donald (10:46:19): Your on the island right
The Donald (10:46:26): So your upper east
The Donald (10:47:20): I found my calling
Flatulancelot (10:47:50): Don't go to the museum of sex. It was a waste of money. They just want you to buy shit in the gift shop
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:48:35): Does the gift shop have good stuff? \ufffd\ufffd
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:48:59): And yea marc upper east side
The Donald (10:49:40): There's Central Park and shit but it's raining
The Donald (10:49:48): There are a few solid museums.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:50:04): Yea suppose to rain or storm all day supposedly
The Donald (10:50:17): No joke I think the Jewish Heritage meseum is up there
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:50:38): Yea think I saw that when I was googling
The Donald (10:51:05): The Met is up there too
The Donald (10:51:15): I think Haley would like that
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:51:26): Yea we were definitely going to check out the Met
The Donald (10:52:06): There isn't much up there that's not outside oriented. How far are you willing to travel
Flatulancelot (10:52:26): Met is cool. Right near the scientologist office
The Donald (10:52:50): Like you can Jump on the 1,2,3 A,C,E and be in midtown or lower east side in 10-20 minutes
Whispering Brown Eye (10:53:22): I strongly suggest converting to Scientology
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:56:47): Hail Xenu
Flatulancelot (11:11:23): You bitches ever take psyllium husk fiber?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:11:55): Yea
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:12:03): It's just fiber
Flatulancelot (11:12:40): Yeah. I've taken fiber before, by my poops have never been nicer than with this stuff
Whispering Brown Eye (11:14:35): Yea it's legit
Flatulancelot (11:15:45): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:17:21): Too Legit to Pay Taxes
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:19:04): It's officially canceled. Any restaurant recommendations?
Flatulancelot (13:26:07): What you in the mood for?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:31:49): Non american cuisine
Flatulancelot (13:32:47): Chipotle
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:37:30): Thanks Lori, got any donut shops you want to recommend too?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:38:03): -Haley
The Donald (14:02:39): Look for some cafes up there
Whispering Brown Eye (15:24:21): Did Lori ever explain why she ate 12 donuts
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:24:39): Nope
The Donald (15:24:51): Called being a beast
The Donald (15:25:07): I mean fat peice of shit
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:25:13): I'll ask If it's what she learned in her major
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:50:13): Decided on schnitzel
Flatulancelot (15:51:31): Biergarten?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:51:49): Heidlberg
The Donald (16:04:02): How come nobody makes me schnitzel
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:08:11): Yea idk most German food I've eaten is saurbratten. I got jaegerschnitzel today though.
Flatulancelot (16:09:23): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:19:20): Damn Jaegerschnitzel is great. Those nazis got something right
Whispering Brown Eye (17:20:37): Turns out their final solution was just a great beer recipe
The Donald (19:15:15): Reptile show is this weekend
The Donald (19:15:26): So we can do that and stop at the butcher again
Whispering Brown Eye (19:16:18): I'm down
Whispering Brown Eye (19:16:29): I want to set the reptiles free
The Donald (19:24:32): Pete you can wear all the trump stuff o got you
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:40:01): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (20:40:11): Gohanlizard is officially real
Flatulancelot (20:40:50): Born with a tail?
Whispering Brown Eye (20:56:46): Is this picture enough to call CPS?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (22:59:29): Actually gokusnake changed a lot since getting a kid from what I hear
Flatulancelot (22:59:53): He went super Saiyan?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (23:00:55): Became super sensitive nd shit
Flatulancelot (23:01:44): I guess he lost his dragon balls
Monday, 06 June 2016
The Donald (05:19:32): It's been 2 days
Whispering Brown Eye (07:18:18): A lot can change in two days. Look at Goku. He died and came back to life in two days.
The Donald (09:00:30): None
The Donald (09:24:22): I think I committed a hate crime with this win
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:18:37): None
The Donald (11:05:46): That keeps popping up when I check this at work
The Donald (11:45:42): I think you guys will like Graves
The Donald (11:45:45): its on epix
The Donald (11:45:51): comming out in OCT
Flatulancelot (11:46:21): Nah. Cause then I have to subscribe to epix
The Donald (11:46:53): so
The Donald (11:46:56): do i
The Donald (11:46:58): it
The Donald (11:47:01): do it
The Donald (11:47:03): do it
The Donald (11:47:10): its alsos a client of mine
Whispering Brown Eye (12:29:34): Share your subscription with us
The Donald (14:26:18): Joel McCale is on my building
Flatulancelot (14:26:35): Tell him not to jump
The Donald (14:33:23): I told him to do a flip and he will never be as cool as troy and abed
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:48:53): Steve is suing somone
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:48:57): Over 127
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:50:02): $127. He's suing lab corp, the company that did his blood test. Think his argument is that they can't ask for his money because the statute of limitations is up or something. But that's cause he repeatedly decided not to pay lol.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:50:11): Getting more info on this now
Flatulancelot (16:50:22): what lawyer would take this up
Flatulancelot (16:50:48): and what's the statute of imitations on something like this? how long we talking?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:51:19): Oh I assume hell represent himself
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:52:22): No lawyer would take this on an award based payment cause that'd be 40osh bucks. They'd only help steve if steve paid hourly and steves not gonna pay 250 an hour to win 127 lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:55:51): Apparently he already sued and won 120 against someone else according to him.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:57:25): Steve said he used a bot to post a "do not do business with this company" type post everyday on some companies Facebook page then they paid him his demands to stop. I think steve isn't only a few steps away from being a hostage taker
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:57:29): Is*
The Donald (16:59:06): steve is gunna go to jail
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:59:39): My mom's arguing with him telling him not to be an idiot but that's never stopped him before
The Donald (17:00:18): he really is gunna get his ass in so much trouble even your dad wouldnt be able to get him out
The Donald (17:00:27): and im pretty sure your dad could help with murder
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:01:58): My dad would tell the judge to throw it out with prejudice lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:02:13): And testify to the fact that steve knows not what he's doing
The Donald (17:13:35): Im working around women and i hate it, at least when i was around sorority girls i was blitzed out of my mind or trying to bang at leat one
The Donald (17:13:43): now its just annoying as fuck
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:14:13): All they want to do is talk
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:14:23): Like don't you got work to do too?
The Donald (17:14:49): they dont care
The Donald (17:15:06): honestly if it wasnt for the men i honeslty dont think much would get done
The Donald (17:15:26): since its like a 70/30 split the reps take all the girls out while they guys work
The Donald (17:15:31): the guys work later hours
The Donald (17:15:44): this is why we need to expand the pay gap
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:16:06): We need a pro sexist candidate
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:16:16): To represent what I feel on the inside
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:16:38): Women in the kitchens, men on the coal mines, and the women in the coal mines making 50 cents for every dollar I make
The Donald (17:17:15): Welcome to the republican party brian
The Donald (17:35:22): Also they are shit talking a guy who is leaving
The Donald (17:36:05): like he was a nice guy, came in early stayed later then any of those bitches
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (17:53:40): Fuck them, they're just a bunch of b's
Whispering Brown Eye (19:12:21): That was an incredible Steve story Brian
Whispering Brown Eye (19:12:29): And Marc, wait till you work with middle aged women
Whispering Brown Eye (19:12:51): All they do is talk about weight watchers, their kids getting married, and their medical problems
Flatulancelot (20:20:21): http://the-toast.net/2016/06/06/bible-verses-where-behold-has-been-replaced-with-look-buddy/
Whispering Brown Eye (20:35:06): Jessie's buzzed and I got her to take the political spectrum test. I'm super worried
Whispering Brown Eye (20:35:19): "what's a free market?"
Flatulancelot (20:43:12): "bitch, what you know bout Ayn Rand?"
Flatulancelot (20:43:23): https://youtu.be/rN5Oa_WdjjM
Whispering Brown Eye (20:45:13): None
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (21:16:25): That video was amazing
Tuesday, 07 June 2016
The Donald (06:06:17): Anyone think Gary Johnson might have an outside shot this year
The Donald (06:13:27): Also Kimbo slice died
Whispering Brown Eye (06:42:50): Nah no shot for Gary Johnson but he might have decent numbers for him again
Whispering Brown Eye (06:53:17): Also RIP kimbo, hope he's beating the shit out of people in that great big Walmart parking lot in the sky
Flatulancelot (07:57:35): Johnson will get good amount of votes but he'd have to win enough electoral votes to deny the others a majority. He'd have to rely on Congress to vote for him out of sheer disgust for the other candidates
Flatulancelot (08:16:16): Don't forget. You can all leave work early to vote
Flatulancelot (08:16:19): I think
Flatulancelot (08:16:29): Just lie to your bosses
Whispering Brown Eye (08:17:15): I'm not registered unfortunately
Flatulancelot (08:19:06): Pretty sure you can register same day
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:26:18): https://voter.njsvrs.com/PublicAccess/servlet/com.saber.publicaccess.control.PublicAccessNavigationServlet?USERPROCESS=PublicSearch
Whispering Brown Eye (08:27:08): This is the primary right? So I'd have to register with a party too?
Flatulancelot (08:27:21): Yeah.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (08:27:36): If you're unaffiliated you can choose
The Donald (08:27:38): Don't do it Pete
The Donald (08:27:47): Don't pick one
Flatulancelot (08:29:21): You can always just remove yourself from the party
Flatulancelot (08:29:23): That's what I'm doing
The Donald (08:44:47): Too much work
The Donald (08:45:44): And Pete and I are much more likely to change a party based on the election then you two Marxist
Whispering Brown Eye (08:59:37): Well what are my.options
Whispering Brown Eye (09:00:18): Like let's say I registered for the GOP, even tho I prob wouldn't. Didn't everyone drop out but trump
Flatulancelot (09:01:06): Technically they suspended campaigns. Your can still vote Cruz or kasich.
Flatulancelot (09:01:49): None
Flatulancelot (09:02:36): But if you register GOP, you can only vote for one of the three. You cannot vote Bernie or the Shill
The Donald (09:03:03): I was a Rubio Man
The Donald (09:04:15): Also can we not call it the GOP, that is stupid acronym and name
Flatulancelot (09:04:33): How about GORP
The Donald (09:05:05): Republicans Against Pussy Environmentalist
The Donald (09:05:26): Im done for that
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:05:53): Rubio actually had decent ideas on paying for college and being able to get credits for work, through online classes etc
Flatulancelot (09:06:14): Good Ol' Racist Politicians
Flatulancelot (09:06:55): I'm not one for concerts, but I'd go see Bernie & the Shills
The Donald (09:08:32): That sounds like a band that would actually support Bernie
The Donald (09:08:58): Trump County sounds like it would support trump
The Donald (09:09:16): NEW IDEA
The Donald (09:09:22): we make bands for each candiante
Whispering Brown Eye (09:10:13): Oh boy, Cruz kasich or trump, how will I decide
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:10:14): I imagine bernie would have a Bob Dylan type of vibe, trump would be rammenstein and hillary would be a right down the middle top radio pop song
The Donald (09:10:34): I think Trump would be more industrial pop
Whispering Brown Eye (09:10:40): No Bernie is rammstein lol
The Donald (09:10:45): and Bernie more a reaggie vibe
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:11:15): I was going to say Bob Dylan or a Vietnam War song
Flatulancelot (09:11:24): Nah. Bernie is a George Carlin comedy album
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:11:47): "And what's the deal with the 1%?"
The Donald (09:11:49): Nah thats more trump, saying what ever he wants
The Donald (09:12:28): Hillary will have a spoken word album with OJ Simpson called how we got away with it
The Donald (09:13:38): CNN said 90% of millenials would be interested in a third party candiate
Whispering Brown Eye (09:14:00): Third parties are right there, why can't they just vote
Whispering Brown Eye (09:14:17): Personally Gary Johnson vs Jill Stein would be great
The Donald (09:14:40): yea but niether of them have been on SNL or the WWE
The Donald (09:14:45): so why do i care about them
The Donald (09:15:08): Our next president needs to be able to show their comedic chops or to take and RKO
Whispering Brown Eye (09:15:21): This is true
The Donald (09:15:23): Stone Cold Steven Austin for Prez
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:15:35): 6/10 people dislike trump or hillary lol. We're basically voting for people the majority of us dislike.
The Donald (09:16:15): Im still saying yea they both suck, but with a trump win we get rid of lena dunham
The Donald (09:16:22): so
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:16:38): Jill stein and the green party are voting on making the green party platform an anti-capitalist one. Her and Johnson are more opposite than trump and hillary.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (09:16:44): Lol Lena dunham
The Donald (09:17:51): It does suck that the people who woul;d most likely do the best job arent even being talked about since they arent in the main party system
The Donald (09:18:56): Also Capitalism FTW
Whispering Brown Eye (09:20:58): It's interesting
Whispering Brown Eye (09:22:00): Wouldn't mind having Lena Dunham out of this country though
The Donald (10:12:26): None
The Donald (10:12:35): If Trump wins
The Donald (10:13:19): We have picutures we can put in for worl
The Donald (10:13:40): like so when people email you they can see you
The Donald (10:13:50): so i want this as my pictures
Whispering Brown Eye (10:14:45): are you just trying to push everyone's buttons at this point lol
The Donald (10:15:05): i meant just the picture not the meme
The Donald (10:15:49): Listen i need to show my domance and HR has a thing where we cant challenge people to knife fights
The Donald (10:15:53): so
Whispering Brown Eye (10:19:02): do you get into a lot of political debates at work
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:23:05): I only get contradictory political lectures at work
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:23:59): Where my boss will say super liberal things like a flat tax is actually a regressive tax due to the marginal value of the dollar, and rail against the private health care system, but then say this is why he's voting trump
The Donald (10:24:00): i dont say shit
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:24:21): Also he thinks leaves that fall off of trees go into the soil and turn into oil but that's another issue
The Donald (10:24:31): I mean
The Donald (10:24:49): he is wrong
The Donald (10:25:20): but i can see where he is comming
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:26:11): His reasoning is that given all the falls that have passed, we should be up to our heads in dead leaves. But we're not. Where did they go? They turned into oil.
Whispering Brown Eye (10:40:37): i thought they turn into baby shrubs
The Donald (10:43:30): or you know, soil
The Donald (10:43:54): Soil
The Donald (10:43:57): S OIL
The Donald (10:44:05): Shilliary Oil
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:44:17): ShOillary
The Donald (10:44:23): Hillary is being paid by big compost
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (10:44:43): Guess it's time for her to be like a tree and branch out of america
The Donald (10:46:03): I work with Catty bitches, Brian works with retarded dangerous Russians
The Donald (10:48:20): Johnson is polling at 6%
The Donald (10:48:25): Stien at 3%
Whispering Brown Eye (10:48:47): if they joined forces they could probably rule over a Wendy's
The Donald (10:49:04): if they get over 5% they get the same funding as the Dems and Reps
The Donald (10:49:39): http://i.imgur.com/fA6N36K.jpg
Whispering Brown Eye (10:58:00): that kid looks disabled
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:05:19): Yea I don't want to laugh at it. Too young and potentially disabled. Get me confirmation he's not and then I'll allow myself a few guffaws
The Donald (11:05:40): Can not confirm
The Donald (11:09:38): Can someone explain super delgates to me
Whispering Brown Eye (11:11:41): delegates with heat vision and flying powers
Flatulancelot (11:11:44): elected reps, governors, former governors, large donors all get a say in the nominee
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:11:50): Basically delegates who can choose who their delegate vote goes to, it's not necessarily based on the vote. For example bernie can win a state but the super delegates of the state can still out their vote for hillary.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:12:02): Give their vote*
Flatulancelot (11:12:37): in essence they were created to stop an insurgent candidate that party insiders may not want to represent their party
Flatulancelot (11:12:43): i.e., Bernie
Flatulancelot (11:13:02): protects establishment candidates
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:13:03): Yea the vp of the dnc said that I believe
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:13:14): The VP of the DNC is a real B
Flatulancelot (11:13:31): DWS said that actually and shes the chairperson of the party
Flatulancelot (11:13:36): and a rep in Florida
Flatulancelot (11:14:39): personally, i am not opposed to super delegates. Political Parties are private organizations
Flatulancelot (11:14:44): they can do whatever the fuck they want
Flatulancelot (11:14:55): i dont even think primaries are necessary
Flatulancelot (11:15:17): nor should they be under the authority of the Federal elections committee
The Donald (11:15:35): I think people give to much legtimatcy to parties
Flatulancelot (11:15:42): exactly
Whispering Brown Eye (11:15:48): thats the problem
Flatulancelot (11:15:51): Party before Country
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:15:54): Makes it seem like our only two options
The Donald (11:16:25): in the actually picture, they are just 2 people running
The Donald (11:16:39): two normal everyday people who filled out some forms
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:16:41): If hillary doesn't get in trouble with the Fbi and is the nominee I'm probably voting 3rd party
The Donald (11:16:56): she has to
The Donald (11:17:05): its literally a crime
Flatulancelot (11:17:18): There's a chance that Trump wont be the nominee
Flatulancelot (11:17:25): and I'm 100% serious
Whispering Brown Eye (11:17:26): doubtful
Whispering Brown Eye (11:17:37): why hasn't the GOP nominated Paul Ryan btw
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:17:38): That will destroy the RNC I think
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:17:46): If they don't pick trump
The Donald (11:18:06): Yea the party leaders dont want him
Whispering Brown Eye (11:18:08): he is anti-trump. young, charismatic, everyone knows paul ryan from his vp bid, he's speaker of the house, etc. sure he's a steaming turd of a human being but he seems much better than cruz or kasich lol
The Donald (11:18:11): but the people do
The Donald (11:18:31): I wouldnt mind Ryan
The Donald (11:18:35): another Kennedy
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:18:35): Right and if the people see their vote means shit they'll less likely support the party next time.
Whispering Brown Eye (11:18:41): if i ran the GOP i would have nominated ryan no doubt
Flatulancelot (11:18:42): yeah, but after this week with his racist shit about the judge, and the potential for a muslim also being unqualified to rule on his case, the party leaders that said they'd vote for him are all backing away
Whispering Brown Eye (11:18:44): or pushed him hard
Whispering Brown Eye (11:18:59): yea that judge thing was pretty racist lol
The Donald (11:19:04): Yea
Whispering Brown Eye (11:19:10): even for trump
Flatulancelot (11:19:12): and, "My african american"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:19:16): You see the shit on fox about the judge? Lot of people don't think it eas
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:19:18): Was
Whispering Brown Eye (11:19:23): well yea
Whispering Brown Eye (11:19:29): i think he's still getting nominated
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:19:32): Just cause we do I think a lot of Americans still completely agree with his logic and thinking
Whispering Brown Eye (11:19:35): but just because other racists think he wasnt
Whispering Brown Eye (11:19:56): lots of americans who love trump also read at a 4th grade level
The Donald (11:19:57): I think it was racist, but there is trouble with the Judge giving like 450K to Hilliary
The Donald (11:20:09): so there was a thing to be made
The Donald (11:20:13): but he fiucked it up
Flatulancelot (11:20:58): I am not too sure that he's gonna be the nominee at this point, especially since after today he should really be in general election mode, considering Hillary is the nominee. I am confident that the GOP establishment would rather lose with Jeb Bush as the nominee that go with Trump
The Donald (11:21:00): It was kinda like giving someone a key your house and him smashing the window with it
Flatulancelot (11:21:10): but yeah, people do agree with Trump
The Donald (11:21:27): If the GOP doesnt give it to trump the party will fall
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:21:31): But josh people have been thinking trump wasn't going to be the nominee 100 times over the past year. Think that train just has too much steam
The Donald (11:21:49): The Trump train has no breaks
Flatulancelot (11:21:57): like I said, private organization
The Donald (11:22:11): they legally dont have
Flatulancelot (11:22:19): the party has n obligation to voters to actually nominate the person with a majority of primary votes
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:22:22): Yea but a private organization still wants the status quo of existing for the next election cycle
The Donald (11:22:24): but the will lose all faith from the public
Whispering Brown Eye (11:22:40): but the party wants to win
Whispering Brown Eye (11:22:45): and trump is their best option
Flatulancelot (11:22:49): no he's not
The Donald (11:22:54): I AM
Whispering Brown Eye (11:22:56): then who is?
Whispering Brown Eye (11:22:58): besides marc
Flatulancelot (11:22:58): they are also concerned with down ballot
Whispering Brown Eye (11:23:10): they'll get the downie market with trump
Flatulancelot (11:23:14): if they dont control house and senate, they are fucked
Flatulancelot (11:23:17): no
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:23:17): Well he got the most votes by a landslide and i think it's too late to swing lefties over with some other conservative
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:23:34): It'll split the RNC vote
Whispering Brown Eye (11:23:35): dont they already have a house majority
Flatulancelot (11:23:39): Senate is most likely going democratic
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:23:39): Trump will run independent
Whispering Brown Eye (11:23:47): plus NPR made a big deal about trump getting in and changing the supreme court to get more conservative judges
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:23:47): Bernie runs independent
The Donald (11:23:51): Honestly
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:23:55): Nobody gets enough votes and we're all screwed
The Donald (11:23:56): It may be up too 4 people
The Donald (11:24:09): Hillairy Ryan Sanders Trump
The Donald (11:24:12): all have a shot
Flatulancelot (11:24:29): remember, Trump threatened to go independent earlier this year if he was being treated unfairly
The Donald (11:24:39): Bernie i think might
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:24:43): Right and that will happen if he's not the nominee
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:24:54): And then the Republican vote will split and we'll get a democrat
Flatulancelot (11:25:04): not true brian
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:25:04): And the RNC will be damaged as well
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:25:19): Trump supporters are anti establishment and angry
The Donald (11:25:23): If the RNC wants to have any power later down the road
The Donald (11:25:28): they have to go trump
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:25:32): They're not gonna support a establishment conservative
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:25:42): I agree with marc
The Donald (11:25:44): unless they can get him a hillary spot
The Donald (11:25:53): where the FBI is on his ass
Flatulancelot (11:25:58): if no one gets 270, congress can only vote for top 3
The Donald (11:26:00): they the can say we dont want him
Flatulancelot (11:26:08): lets say its hillary ryan and trump
Flatulancelot (11:26:12): ryan wins
The Donald (11:26:20): To congress
The Donald (11:26:21): yes
The Donald (11:26:44): this may very well turn into a barn burner
Flatulancelot (11:26:49): if its a 4 person race, with legit contendors, not likely anyone would hit 270
The Donald (11:27:01): yea
The Donald (11:27:12): even 3
Flatulancelot (11:27:12): and it is likely that hillary would beat bernie in most dem states
The Donald (11:27:14): its tough
The Donald (11:27:24): I dont think lately
The Donald (11:27:31): the shiot is hitting the fan for her
The Donald (11:27:37): and bernie is gaining steam
Whispering Brown Eye (11:27:38): lol
Whispering Brown Eye (11:27:41): you guys are too much
Whispering Brown Eye (11:27:45): its going to be trump v hilary
Flatulancelot (11:27:53): bernie is done for after last night
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:27:56): And I'll vote the socialist party
Flatulancelot (11:27:59): still voted for him though
The Donald (11:28:01): Pete, let us have out conspiacy
Whispering Brown Eye (11:28:04): stop acting like trump will follow through on his empty promises and stop acting like bernie is going to be doing anything other than shopping for orthopedic shoes
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:28:23): Hillary is asking to stop being reported as nominee as it may cause people to not vote for her lol
Whispering Brown Eye (11:28:25): it'll be trump vs hilary, hilary will win, GOP party will restructure
The Donald (11:28:46): Yea
Whispering Brown Eye (11:28:48): and this will be the end of their plot to win the religious right
Flatulancelot (11:29:10): that's the most likely scenario, but I still think there's a slight chance Trump will be thrown off the ticket
The Donald (11:29:26): I think there is a bigger chance Hillary does
Flatulancelot (11:29:28): Bernie wont go indie, too risky
The Donald (11:29:32): and ends up in prison
Flatulancelot (11:29:39): highly doubtful
Flatulancelot (11:29:44): she'll get a pardon
Flatulancelot (11:29:51): Barry said he'd do it
Flatulancelot (11:29:56): on the record
The Donald (11:30:03): A pardon means that you are guilty
The Donald (11:30:13): and realived of charges
Flatulancelot (11:30:14): i'm saying she wont go to prison
The Donald (11:30:18): yea
The Donald (11:30:23): but a man can hope
Flatulancelot (11:30:23): not that she wont be charged
Whispering Brown Eye (11:30:56): oh yea, hilary is really going to get charged
Whispering Brown Eye (11:31:13): she's spent the last 50 years putting every politican and corporation in her pocket
Whispering Brown Eye (11:31:30): she could kill a man and not get charged
Flatulancelot (11:31:48): she has killed many
Flatulancelot (11:32:14): http://www.amazon.com/Assassination-Complex-Governments-Warfare-Program/dp/1501144138?ie=UTF8&keywords=assassination%20complex&qid=1465313518&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:32:50): Sanders is 74. Hope he doesn't want his legacy to be "I did what the party told me". He should run or at least support Jill stein or someone else.
Whispering Brown Eye (11:33:02): lol my dad is all about the clinton body count conspiracy
Flatulancelot (11:34:10): I hope that when sanders gets on stage at the convention, he endorses Stein
Flatulancelot (11:34:31): as a big fuck you
Flatulancelot (11:34:38): right in front of Hillary's face
Flatulancelot (11:34:43): and the Democrats
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:35:20): Yea fuck them
Whispering Brown Eye (11:36:21): that would be cool
Whispering Brown Eye (11:36:33): Ross Perot almost won an election right?
Whispering Brown Eye (11:36:39): or was a serious contender at least
Whispering Brown Eye (11:37:17): oh wait nvm 8% lol
Whispering Brown Eye (11:37:32): 18%
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:38:10): That's 1/5, he did influence who was president at least
Flatulancelot (11:38:37): not really
Flatulancelot (11:39:16): he didnt win a single electoral college vote, and all the data indicates that bill wouldve beaten Bush sr. even if ross weren't in the race
Flatulancelot (11:39:54): for a good while, Ross dropped out of the race, then got back in at the last minute
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (11:46:37): He's steve favorite candidate ever
Whispering Brown Eye (11:53:53): oh boy
Whispering Brown Eye (11:54:03): how's steve's lawsuit btw
Whispering Brown Eye (11:54:21): is he demanding his $127 be sent back in cash or amazon gift cards?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:01:22): lol actually after watching jon olivers thing on debt i want to take a second look at what steve is claiming
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:01:36): once steve had a debt collector coming after him for a debt he already paid off
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:01:55): and steve claims this debt is too old to be collected which may be true. i just want to see it for myself.
Whispering Brown Eye (12:01:57): you're brainwashed
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:02:05): Pete
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:02:06): its 2016
Whispering Brown Eye (12:02:07): you're giving steve the benefit of the doubt
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:02:42): steve claims to have used psychological techniques on me and lori to get us to do his biddign
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:02:48): i wonder if it's finally coming to fruition
The Donald (12:13:13): I think you just dont want to see your brother in jail
Whispering Brown Eye (12:13:55): i feel like steve might enjoy jail
Flatulancelot (12:14:31): Free food. Free shelter
Flatulancelot (12:14:33): Free sex
Whispering Brown Eye (12:15:16): the only thing steve loses out on is his freedom
Whispering Brown Eye (12:15:21): but i dont feel like he is taking advantage of that
The Donald (12:17:00): He can finally get a significant other
The Donald (12:17:02): Tyrone
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:39:31): thats funny, when we were much younger my dad helped builed the municipal building in some town
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:39:39): and we were there checking out the building at the grand opening
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:39:48): some journalist asked steve what he thought right after we looked at the cells
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:39:53): steve said "Jail is good"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:40:14): my mom asked the journalist not to use that
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:52:42): Oh there's a conspiracy theory about trump too, that he's what is called an accelerationist
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:53:32): basically wants to make capitalism fail as fast as possible or something like that
Whispering Brown Eye (12:54:02): but isnt he like capitalisms biggest success story lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:54:28): yea but the thinking he is going to encourage so much capitalism and consupmtion that capitalisms collapse will come much sooner
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:54:58): i think it's great that we live in a time where every candidate has their own conspiracy theories around them
Whispering Brown Eye (12:55:18): you have fallen too far down the marxist rabbit hole
The Donald (12:55:36): Then we go to Socialism?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:55:55): according to the theory
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:56:04): well, at least the end of capitalism
The Donald (12:56:11): Marx even said that the progression of Captlism to Socialism naturally
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:56:26): yea pretty much
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:56:32): who knows if there's some inner stage though
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (12:56:57): nordic countries with their socialist policies seem like a bridge from capitalism to socialism
The Donald (13:01:35): yea but there biggest claim to fame is a nigga named leaf, I dont need shitty mediocrity. Im the mother fucking Greatest and need the mother fucking greatest country USA
Flatulancelot (13:03:09): They discovered America
Flatulancelot (13:03:18): "discovered"*
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:03:37): I'm torn on who to vote for
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:04:11): I'm debating trump if bernie isn't nominee
Flatulancelot (13:04:19): You mean to say, you wish to bring about the fall?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:04:22): Yea
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:04:35): "In a word, the free trade system hastens the social revolution. It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor of free trade." K Money aka Karl Marx
Flatulancelot (13:04:39): Trump already has the nomination.
Flatulancelot (13:04:54): Rub it in the Shills face while you can
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:05:06): Oh not today, I'm voting bernie today
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:05:09): but in november
Flatulancelot (13:05:12): Ahh
The Donald (13:05:47): I will never vote for anything that promotes mediocrity. The best should be the best, the rest should be the rest
Whispering Brown Eye (13:06:03): so Donald Pump it is
The Donald (13:06:16): Bernie does crossfit
Flatulancelot (13:06:40): The Chump plays golf.
The Donald (13:06:51): Thats Frat
The Donald (13:06:56): golf is cool
Flatulancelot (13:07:07): Taint American
The Donald (13:07:13): God Josh, you really are out of touch with america
The Donald (13:07:17): and the youths
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:07:21): America is out of touch with ME
The Donald (13:07:47): Did you learn that in your gender studies class?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:07:49): Go drink your Starbicks and play on your Ipays
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:08:15): and drive your gas fuzzler to corporate amerICanta
The Donald (13:08:21): Im totally gay for America
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:08:34): my honeymoon phsae is over
The Donald (13:08:35): Ill take teh washington monumnet to its base
The Donald (13:09:08): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxieEHPh-J8
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:09:16): Pretty symbolic of america fucking you over
The Donald (13:09:31): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQAyskqG0g
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:09:33): the big D of america gets us all
Whispering Brown Eye (13:09:45): geez you guys are way too jaded
Whispering Brown Eye (13:09:49): i still like this country
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:10:11): it's been good to us no doubt
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:10:17): but were upper middle class white boyws
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:10:38): besides there's still ways it could be better for us as well
Whispering Brown Eye (13:11:56): i refuse to feel bad about myself because i didnt have a shitty childhood
Whispering Brown Eye (13:12:01): thats how they getcha
Whispering Brown Eye (13:12:56): best you can do is make the best of it with the advantages you're given
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:13:03): I'm not saying you need to feel bad at all. Things here can be better for everyone though.
The Donald (13:15:08): Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching.
The Donald (13:15:34): - Church, RVB
Whispering Brown Eye (13:16:10): Ruperman vs Batman had a lot of wisdom
The Donald (13:16:37): thats honeslty how i try to live my life
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:18:02): Other countries have in place already things that I'd like to see here. Mandatory minimum vacation time guaranteed to all workers, maternity/paternity leave, the right to unionize. It's not so crazy. Rest of the civilized world does.
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:18:05): Does it
The Donald (13:18:55): I disagree on all of those points except baby time
Flatulancelot (13:19:26): America is a savage, asshole teenager of a nation, hopped up on steroids and mountain dew... and we're about to crash
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:19:34): Even the mandatory 4 week vacations? And unlimited sick leave as long as your sick. I think it's ridiculous to limit how much someone can be ill.
Flatulancelot (13:19:47): Immoral
Whispering Brown Eye (13:19:54): ive never worked at a job that had limited sick time, didnt know that was a thing
Whispering Brown Eye (13:19:59): i do disagree with mandatory vacation tho
The Donald (13:20:13): My last job we had PTO time
Whispering Brown Eye (13:20:16): look at my dad's job, he chose it becaues they only gave x amount of vacation time but also every other friday off
The Donald (13:20:22): those were sick days lumped in
Whispering Brown Eye (13:20:26): versus another job that just gave the standarrd vacation package
The Donald (13:20:52): Giving you a month off every year is absurd
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:21:04): Well see that still adds up to 26 fridays off. That's pretty much what I'm asking for, 4 weeks/28 days and is what other countries do without economic collapse.
The Donald (13:21:07): but its the comapnies right
Whispering Brown Eye (13:21:08): i think that's cool if you earn it
Whispering Brown Eye (13:21:29): but imagine getting a job and your first year you have 4 weeks off because it's the law lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:21:42): That sounds great?
Whispering Brown Eye (13:21:51): not for the company lol
The Donald (13:21:51): Not fisable though
Flatulancelot (13:22:02): Completely feasible
The Donald (13:22:09): like everything is so fast paced that you cant take a week off
The Donald (13:22:15): in my job atleast
Whispering Brown Eye (13:22:15): exactly
Flatulancelot (13:22:18): Rest of the world already has policies just like it
The Donald (13:22:25): And thats why they suck
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:22:30): It's done elsewhere. You're wage is subsided partially by the government
The Donald (13:22:30): look at greece
The Donald (13:22:39): Europe is going down hill
The Donald (13:22:42): the EU is burning
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:22:45): We lead the world in obesity and people who believe angels are real
Whispering Brown Eye (13:22:53): and people who quote the newsroom
The Donald (13:22:56): Okay News Room
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:23:01): ;)
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:23:07): It's good though
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:23:18): It's true too look it up
Flatulancelot (13:23:26): Greece was founded on loans decades ago that they were never able to pay off. Not like it was a recent occurrence. It's been manifesting for ages. Plus massive amounts of tax evasion don't help
The Donald (13:23:29): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOhDFCcmgvY
Whispering Brown Eye (13:23:29): i thought mexico leads the world in obesity
Whispering Brown Eye (13:23:39): oh god crowder lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:23:40): Well they do now
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:23:59): Barely edged past our fat thighs
Whispering Brown Eye (13:24:22): i will agree that we need mandatory maternity time tho
The Donald (13:24:29): and Pat
The Donald (13:24:45): and PAWternity
Whispering Brown Eye (13:24:46): but forcing vacation time isn't always a great idea imo. i went to italy and they were the laziest fucks on earth
The Donald (13:25:03): Everyone in Europe is
Flatulancelot (13:25:38): Germany?
The Donald (13:25:48): They have some making up for
The Donald (13:25:53): so they work hard
Flatulancelot (13:26:05): UK?
Flatulancelot (13:26:11): Haven't let yet
Whispering Brown Eye (13:26:24): Germany and their great "german engineering" eh \ufffd
Whispering Brown Eye (13:26:46): cant even exterminate all the european jews
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:26:47): Germany efficiency is a stereotype lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:26:50): German*
Whispering Brown Eye (13:26:59): their cars efficiently cheat emissions tests
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:27:13): That was hitless brand of course it lied about its gas
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:27:17): Hitlers*
The Donald (13:27:33): I have work to do, keep going and ill catch up when im done
Whispering Brown Eye (13:27:45): i have work to do but it aint getting done because fuck capitalism
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:28:32): I think I want to get into politics and disappoint my dad at the same time.
Whispering Brown Eye (13:29:02): hmm
Whispering Brown Eye (13:29:08): have you considered becoming gay
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:29:27): I think he'd care less if I was gay than if I told him I was socialist
Whispering Brown Eye (13:29:38): that way your father will never have an heir for House TriForm
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:30:09): Motto : "you bring the coffee?"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:32:18): They still have steve
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:32:20): Lol
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:32:56): He is the first born. Someone recently asked steve if he was taking over the business and I think he said not yet
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (13:33:05): As though it's possible
Whispering Brown Eye (13:38:57): lol
Whispering Brown Eye (13:39:22): damn it's going to be TriForm Construction and Amazon Scams LLC
The Donald (14:02:39): im back
The Donald (14:02:52): had to be a wage cuck to the fat cats
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:03:00): now you're talking my language
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:04:33): https://www.reddit.com/r/CapitalismVSocialism/
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:04:44): at the very least this subreddit is anything but an echo chamber lol
Whispering Brown Eye (14:04:48): next topic: gay marriage, is it for fags?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:05:12): depends, are those harley davidson riders gay or not?
Whispering Brown Eye (14:05:53): well
Whispering Brown Eye (14:05:54): you won this one
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:06:47): say you're in the left turn lane and the light turns yellow and some guy in a bmw runs the red before you can turn whats the first thing that comes to your mind?
Flatulancelot (14:07:35): women should not be allowed behind the wheel
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:07:54): good catch, that man behind the wheel of the bmw actually identifies as a woman
The Donald (14:08:31): Did i leave the stove on, becuase my bullishit feminist wife doesnt do the house work
The Donald (14:08:40): thats mine
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:09:48): I'm not sure if you'd marry a feminist Marc. I'm not sure if a feminist would marry you either lol
The Donald (14:10:12): I did it as a goof
The Donald (14:10:19): it was a goff
The Donald (14:11:26): Back to the orginal question, i would say wow asshole
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:11:41): the correct answer is "fag"
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:11:44): that guys a fag
The Donald (14:11:56): stop projecting brian
The Donald (14:12:13): do you need to talk about something?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:12:15): the fag episode of south park was on last night
The Donald (14:12:23): are you a faggaggle
The Donald (14:13:17): Brian, there is a penis in front of you, do you A) suck it B) stick in you Ass C) call the police
The Donald (14:13:28): its a strangers penis
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:13:55): how nice is it
The Donald (14:14:40): 8/10
The Donald (14:14:45): nice looking dick
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (14:15:38): take a picture of it and put it over my own dick like charlies uncle jack
The Donald (14:16:43): we are weird fucking peopel
Flatulancelot (14:25:56): dont judge me
The Donald (14:37:24): Was taking a shit and someone was blowing up the stall next to me. Last time I use the lady's room
Whispering Brown Eye (15:21:58): i let loose one of hte most rancid farts of my life during a meeting
Whispering Brown Eye (15:22:06): then i asked an unnecessary question to cover up the smell
Whispering Brown Eye (15:37:01): Let me ask you guys a question
Whispering Brown Eye (15:37:10): How would you describe what a jewish person looks like
Whispering Brown Eye (15:37:24): because someone said "Person X looks Jewish" and I just realized I do not understand how you can tell
Whispering Brown Eye (15:37:26): but you can
Flatulancelot (15:38:43): I can, but it ain't so easy to put into words
Flatulancelot (15:39:05): American Jews are easier to spot than an Israeli or Arab Jew
Flatulancelot (15:39:19): Most are pasty
Flatulancelot (15:39:24): Hairy
The Donald (15:39:26): curly haor
The Donald (15:39:38): cloved hooves
Flatulancelot (15:40:16): Gonna have an Eastern European look
Flatulancelot (15:40:58): Most have family from Poland, Russia, or like myself Belarus
Flatulancelot (15:41:34): Possibly some Mediterranean looks too cause the Jews got around back in the days. Hellenic Jews
Whispering Brown Eye (15:41:45): but then you're just describing someone of european descent
Flatulancelot (15:41:51): Yeah
Whispering Brown Eye (15:41:52): i look at sarah silverman and i go
Whispering Brown Eye (15:41:54): that there is a jew
Whispering Brown Eye (15:41:58): but i don't know why
The Donald (15:42:13): You Catholic sences tingle
The Donald (15:42:20): you must clense the heathens
The Donald (15:42:24): oh wait
The Donald (15:42:26): sorry
The Donald (15:42:31): thats the muslim sence
Whispering Brown Eye (15:43:13): yea catholics and jews are cool
Whispering Brown Eye (15:43:18): muslims are the real threat
Flatulancelot (15:43:24): Nah it makes sense. Although they're mostly European, Jews may be considered a separate "race" because they have pretty much kept to themselves in terms of breeding
Flatulancelot (15:43:37): There's specific ailments only Jews face
Flatulancelot (15:43:53): Lots of allergies and mental conditions
Flatulancelot (15:43:59): Lots of inbreeding
Whispering Brown Eye (15:46:38): ah yes
Whispering Brown Eye (15:46:40): The Jew Flu
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:53:13): Nobody's said Nose yet?
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:53:18): that honestly does kind of help
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:53:26): Sean Lampf had nose for days remember?
The Donald (15:54:06): i was more worried about him shooting up the school
Whispering Brown Eye (15:54:17): See but I have a big nose too
Whispering Brown Eye (15:54:25): But I have the blood of Christ running through my veins
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (15:55:56): Yea don't worry about htat anymore marc, he's a cop and you're white
Whispering Brown Eye (15:56:24): but your black kids better watch the fuck out
Whispering Brown Eye (16:20:25): http://www.theonion.com/video/college-basketball-star-heroically-overcomes-tragi-19097
The Donald (16:21:51): I still dont trust him
Flatulancelot (16:34:04): Who's taking bets on Hillary and Trump's respective VP picks
Whispering Brown Eye (16:38:28): hilary is gonna pick that hispanic guy
Whispering Brown Eye (16:38:30): the young one
Flatulancelot (16:38:42): Castro
Flatulancelot (16:38:46): ?
Whispering Brown Eye (16:38:51): yea
Whispering Brown Eye (16:38:53): julian castro
Whispering Brown Eye (16:38:59): now trump is anyone
Whispering Brown Eye (16:39:02): anyone's guess
Flatulancelot (16:39:20): This guy?
Whispering Brown Eye (16:39:28): Yes
Whispering Brown Eye (16:39:43): the happy mask salesman
Flatulancelot (16:39:50): I feel like no one has floated John Kerry
Flatulancelot (16:39:59): Foreign policy ticket
Whispering Brown Eye (16:40:09): nah
Whispering Brown Eye (16:40:11): kerry is old
Whispering Brown Eye (16:40:14): has a tarnished rep
Flatulancelot (16:40:23): So does Hillary
Whispering Brown Eye (16:40:24): hilary needs t ocombat that establishment rep
Whispering Brown Eye (16:40:34): her ticket is that she is a woman
Flatulancelot (16:40:40): Colin Powell
Whispering Brown Eye (16:40:40): she needs someone with similar qualifications
Whispering Brown Eye (16:40:44): a young hispanic guy is key
Flatulancelot (16:41:04): Omarosa
Whispering Brown Eye (16:41:09): now trump has alienated half the party so who knows who he'll take
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:43:40): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brock_Turner
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:43:44): what that onion article is based on
Flatulancelot (16:44:06): We've had this exact conversation before
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (16:44:25): life is cyclical
Flatulancelot (16:45:02): Everything came full circle. Guess it's time to end it.
Whispering Brown Eye (16:45:24): Goodbye cruel world
The Donald (18:09:21): i just called my dad a pansy
The Donald (18:09:23): and ment it
Whispering Brown Eye (18:14:23): Why, did he just cry at the end of the notebook
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:16:31): Did he vote for a cuck
The Donald (18:17:46): He has a headache and im still at work so is Christa and he wanted us go get him food
The Donald (18:17:51): we are both in NYC
Flatulancelot (18:50:11): Ain't he ever heard of Xi Ming down at the ol' Chinaman watering hole?
Flatulancelot (18:50:53): He bring broccori right to your door
$hillar¥ 4 Prisun (18:55:36): Oh sank you so goord
The Donald (18:55:42): He says No Goocks cause of nam
Flatulancelot (18:57:01): They drew first blood
GroupMe (18:57:05): The Donald changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (18:58:05): The Donald changed the group's name to Kool Kidz Klub
Flatulancelot (18:58:28): Ah. Now your name makes sense for the group
The Donald (18:58:59): Yea Donald is a real Kool Guy
The Donald (18:59:40): No Bernies
The Donald (18:59:55): We hate Bernies and Obamas
GroupMe (19:02:33): The Donald changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (19:03:01): The Donald changed the group's name to The Most Social Party
GroupMe (19:03:23): The Donald changed name to Comrade Sanders
Comrade Sanders (19:03:47): Welcome Comrades
Comrade Sanders (19:04:09): As you can tell I'm bored
GroupMe (19:04:56): $hillar\xa5 4 Prisun changed name to Emperor Trump
Comrade Sanders (19:05:06): Remind me I Changed my picture
Comrade Sanders (19:05:27): Brian you are a party name behind.
Comrade Sanders (19:05:33): We are commies now
GroupMe (19:06:46): Whispering Brown Eye changed name to Cryin' Ted
Flatulancelot (19:07:32): Big red still needs Flatulancelot
Emperor Trump (19:08:04): Ok I got one
GroupMe (19:08:16): Emperor Trump changed name to Farto
GroupMe (19:08:29): Farto changed name to Farto Rubio
Farto Rubio (19:08:34): There we go\n
Flatulancelot (19:09:21): Brian. For shame...
Flatulancelot (19:09:27): MarxO Rubio
Flatulancelot (20:28:14): https://youtu.be/OvbkX4NkFMc
Farto Rubio (23:17:28): Hillary has officially become the nominee.
Farto Rubio (23:17:31): If Bernie doesn't run independent I'm voting for the socialist party or Trump.
Cryin' Ted (23:17:53): Socialist party or trump lol
Cryin' Ted (23:18:09): Please don't vote trump
Farto Rubio (23:18:55): After reading about accelerationism more I realized it's what I already believe.
Flatulancelot (23:19:54): I'm kinda with Brian. Trump will be such an embarrassment that we'll be forced to clean up our act in his wake
Farto Rubio (23:20:59): Pretty much.
Flatulancelot (23:21:18): But realistically, we're such a slim minority that it won't have any significant effect
Flatulancelot (23:21:27): So Clinton here we come
Farto Rubio (23:21:50): Idk 1/3 of Bernie supporters said they would not vote clinton
Flatulancelot (23:22:13): Hillary supporters said the same about Obama in 08
Flatulancelot (23:22:25): Don't take that seriously
Farto Rubio (23:22:38): You and I are 2/2
Farto Rubio (23:22:42): 100%
Farto Rubio (23:22:48): That's math
Flatulancelot (23:23:55): 100% of remaining Americans aren't such cynical assholes
Cryin' Ted (23:30:02): Clintons presidency will be the same as Obama's and every other president
Flatulancelot (23:34:19): Obama seems like a pretty chill dude. The Shill just gives off the old lesbian vibe
Farto Rubio (23:35:43): Yea I want revolutionary change in our thought though. Either with a president who thinks like a socialist or one who's policies turn more people onto it. Hillary would just be a delay imo.
Flatulancelot (23:36:09): Hillary does have many commonalities with Nixon
Cryin' Ted (23:36:53): You guys are too much
Flatulancelot (23:37:14): I'm not trying to overstate things either. It's pretty flagrant
Farto Rubio (23:37:27): I think the fastest way to a president is either bernie now or Trump for later. Hillary would be for much later.
Farto Rubio (23:37:39): President with policies I'm in favor of*
Flatulancelot (23:38:12): http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2016/02/woodward-and-bernstein-cant-stop-comparing-clinton-nixon
Farto Rubio (23:39:52): Either her speeches are pro wall street, or they just facades of speeches just enough of a talk for the due diligence to receive a quarter of a million
Flatulancelot (23:40:40): http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/hillary-in-nixons-shadow-115853
Farto Rubio (23:43:36): If hillary is elected we can repurpose all those old "fire the liar" bush stickers
Flatulancelot (23:45:39): https://goo.gl/images/t4Q2Z3
Flatulancelot (23:45:51): Read the guys shirt
Farto Rubio (23:46:13): That guys awesome lol
Farto Rubio (23:46:23): I really don't think I'll be voting for her
Flatulancelot (23:47:13): https://goo.gl/images/4bvEWZ
Flatulancelot (23:47:35): Same guy that convinced fox news that Trump was selling arm bands
Flatulancelot (23:47:40): Like Nazis
Flatulancelot (23:48:00): https://goo.gl/images/Vv5byw
Flatulancelot (23:58:27): I'd vote for Hillary if Bernie is VP.
Flatulancelot (23:58:59): But I'd lose some respect for him
Farto Rubio (23:59:56): Veep has no power fuck that. I don't think bernie would want it anyways but who knows.
Wednesday, 08 June 2016
Flatulancelot (00:01:22): Who knows. Maybe she has another brain aneurysm or stroke or whatever
Cryin' Ted (00:10:30): Lol you guys are so jaded
Farto Rubio (00:11:50): I think part of it is when you're as far left as we are dems and reps don't look so different, but I can't speak for josh.
Flatulancelot (00:12:17): You're right. Both parties are the same
Flatulancelot (00:12:30): Especially on foreign policy.
Farto Rubio (00:12:55): To other countries we essentially have two conservative parties
Flatulancelot (00:13:54): More than anything, Trump and Bernie represent the extremes of their ideological economic spectrums. Only Trump one this time
Flatulancelot (00:14:04): Won*
Comrade Sanders (06:41:09): Brian and Josh. Do you both honestly believe the US will become a full socialist nation in your lifetimes ?
Comrade Sanders (07:05:46): Also this
Farto Rubio (07:41:58): Unfortunately not but i so think with people under 30 viewing socialism in a better light than capitalism that we will see some big changrs.
Cryin' Ted (07:52:38): We will destroy the bourgeois
Farto Rubio (07:53:55): Either that or they'll destroy us
Cryin' Ted (07:54:50): The us workplace has become a warzone
Flatulancelot (07:56:21): We will most definitely get single payer healthcare in our lifetimes
Flatulancelot (07:57:14): And probably UBI
Cryin' Ted (07:57:32): What's UBI
Farto Rubio (07:57:41): Universal basic income
Cryin' Ted (07:57:42): Because I know I'm getting a UTI in my lifetime
Cryin' Ted (07:57:44): Ah
Farto Rubio (07:57:51): Way ahead of you on the uti
Cryin' Ted (07:57:59): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Cryin' Ted (07:58:20): Does everyone get a basic income
Cryin' Ted (07:58:29): Even those wall Street fat cats
Farto Rubio (07:58:50): Yup. Those fat cats would have a higher tax rate though so it's a wash for them.
Flatulancelot (07:59:19): It also replaces all other social welfare programs
Farto Rubio (07:59:33): It's just easier logistically to give it to everyone and let the tax rate handle it. Otherwise you'd have to do a lot more work. At least from what I've read on /r/basicincome
Flatulancelot (08:00:26): Surprisingly, a lot of conservatives like the idea
Flatulancelot (08:00:53): Which leads me to believe that it may happen
Cryin' Ted (08:02:10): how much do they propose giving on /r/basicincome
Cryin' Ted (08:02:33): lol I see "why everyone should get 40k a year for nothing"
Flatulancelot (08:02:37): Like $10k
Cryin' Ted (08:03:16): so the wealthy of america are going to front this 10k for everyone?
Cryin' Ted (08:03:27): even the college kids who are just gonna blow it on weed
Flatulancelot (08:04:19): Universal. But $10k is for current time. When there's more pervasive automation in the labor market, it'll have to be more.
Flatulancelot (08:04:38): But if you're in school, it'll probably go to tuition
Flatulancelot (08:04:57): O. Free state school tuition would be nice too
Cryin' Ted (08:05:02): lol
Cryin' Ted (08:05:12): well school is already free right
Cryin' Ted (08:05:17): in this scenario
Flatulancelot (08:05:27): Not necessarily
Cryin' Ted (08:05:31): so some wealthy guy is going to have to pay for your 10k worth of booze and weed
Cryin' Ted (08:05:51): and the only wealthy guy who will be cool with that is john mcafee
Flatulancelot (08:06:28): Automation is a thing
Flatulancelot (08:06:50): A robot is about to become President
Farto Rubio (08:07:04): It's gonna be a necessity unless we want to live in a techno feudal state in the future
Cryin' Ted (08:07:44): soon work & production will be a thing of the past
Flatulancelot (08:08:30): Good chunk of work is already meaningless
Flatulancelot (08:08:39): Or jobs that is
Cryin' Ted (08:09:42): good chunk of LIFE is meaningless
Comrade Sanders (08:11:06): You really think everyone should get 10k just for showing up
Flatulancelot (08:11:24): Our economy should be one purely devoted to the colonization of Mars. So then we can all peace out
Flatulancelot (08:11:47): Marc, yes. I do. If not more
Comrade Sanders (08:11:57): Why
Farto Rubio (08:12:09): I think Mars is where me and Josh split lol
Comrade Sanders (08:12:43): I popped out my momma. So I get 10k for that.
Comrade Sanders (08:13:14): Also I'm in the train so I will go dark at some point
Flatulancelot (08:13:21): Kids get less if I'm not mistaken
Farto Rubio (08:13:23): Out of necessity though marc. Also normally it's different for kids under 18, they get less. Also consider the basic income replaces all other welfare, unemployment, disability etc.
Comrade Sanders (08:15:02): Yea but disability is your disabled. I get 10k and I can follow my dream of selling coconut subcultures of famous First Ladies. I can do a normal person job. But I want to do nothing. Do I get 10k
Flatulancelot (08:16:05): Yes. Most important thing is automation. A lot of those jobs that your God emperor says he's bringing back are never coming back. Especially coal.
Flatulancelot (08:16:31): Just using coal as an example
Comrade Sanders (08:16:51): So I sit on my ass not contributing to society as a choice. I'm able to work. I get 10k
Comrade Sanders (08:17:02): Who gives me the 10k
Comrade Sanders (08:17:10): Can I get it in 1s
Comrade Sanders (08:17:54): And I get free college
Flatulancelot (08:18:25): What once took a town of tens of thousands to operate a coal mine, a skeleton crew of a few dozen can remove mountain tops to get to the same amount of coal.
Comrade Sanders (08:18:39): Don't change the subject
Flatulancelot (08:18:41): Think of the repercussions of self driving cars from Google
Flatulancelot (08:18:48): Or Uber
Comrade Sanders (08:18:53): We are on your point of view
Comrade Sanders (08:19:08): Answer me why I should get 10k for draining society
Flatulancelot (08:19:26): You asked why have a UBI. It's a necessity.
Flatulancelot (08:19:37): I'm giving examples
Farto Rubio (08:19:51): In the future there won't necessarily be a job for you is why, due to automation.
Comrade Sanders (08:20:18): All hail our robot overlords then I'm guessing you are saying
Flatulancelot (08:20:34): Not just robots at a factory
Flatulancelot (08:20:39): Mostly software
Comrade Sanders (08:20:58): So I own a Microsoft and I put robots in it
Comrade Sanders (08:21:04): And we are automating everything f
Comrade Sanders (08:21:09): I own the business
Comrade Sanders (08:21:28): So I have to pay 80% in taxes because you don't have a job
Comrade Sanders (08:21:40): Because everything is automated
Comrade Sanders (08:22:03): So your punishing the enterprise
Farto Rubio (08:22:34): Yea. I mean just the other week Adidas got rid of 100k factory jobs and moved to a fully robotic factory. Foxxcom, the iPhone people did the same and axes 60k. A law firm in Chicago recently hired an AI lawyer. All jobs are at risk of not needing as many humans as they used to.
Comrade Sanders (08:23:07): Okay. That's called business
Comrade Sanders (08:23:21): And people don't need unskilled labor
Farto Rubio (08:23:24): It's also called the road to unemployment crisis \n
Comrade Sanders (08:24:20): Business go with the cheapest force
Comrade Sanders (08:24:36): You demand 15 an hour for flipping burgers. You get replaced
Flatulancelot (08:24:38): You're making our point
Comrade Sanders (08:24:48): I'm making my point
Farto Rubio (08:25:02): I agree business will go with the cheapest force ie robots
Comrade Sanders (08:25:19): Then we need techs to keep them going
Comrade Sanders (08:25:27): Repair men to fix them
Comrade Sanders (08:25:37): The job makert changes
Comrade Sanders (08:26:20): Giving everyone 10k for being born is stupid and stops work. If I know I'm getting free money
Comrade Sanders (08:26:24): Why show up
Comrade Sanders (08:26:27): Going dark
Comrade Sanders (08:26:31): Be back in 30
Flatulancelot (08:26:37): Business doesn't have \nIncentives to keep employees if they can do it without them and for cheaper
Flatulancelot (08:27:39): And you're argument about people just not doing anything because they're getting a check has no factual basis. There have been studies showing that you're hypothesis doesn't hold up
Farto Rubio (08:28:29): Net effect even with repairmen etc is a net loss of jobs
Flatulancelot (08:28:59): He's in a tunnel. Give him a few to catch up
Farto Rubio (08:33:53): I'm just gonna write out each step of the argument
Farto Rubio (08:34:09): 1) business do go with the cheapest labor force
Farto Rubio (08:34:28): 2) robots/automation is cheaper than any human
Farto Rubio (08:34:52): 3) more types of jobs are being replaced by robots/automation, not limited to unskilled labor
Farto Rubio (08:35:44): Therefore less jobs in the total pool of available jobs such that there is no need in the workplace for a lot of people.
Farto Rubio (08:36:15): But these people don't deserve to starve and therefore should get some type of income, which is what ubi would do.
Farto Rubio (08:36:26): That's pretty much it yea josh?
Flatulancelot (08:39:21): From what I understand
Flatulancelot (08:41:00): Look at social security
Flatulancelot (08:42:06): We give money to elderly people and disabled because they aren't effective in the labor market
Flatulancelot (08:45:25): So the same argument can be had when an ever increasing number of people are priced out of the labor market via automation
Comrade Sanders (08:58:06): im going to try yo refute these claims each one by one by my experience of working in large companies and my own personal views. Let us all remember our opinions are not facts before we start this
Comrade Sanders (09:00:21): Social Security is a broken system that we paid into that was created as part of the New Deal. The new deal while being great for the infostrucuture of america, kept us in the great depsression for far to long and what brought us out was WW2, Big wars are great for business, small ones not so much. SS we pay into for our working lives and get the money back later, its a pyramid scheme. Im not for it
Comrade Sanders (09:01:03): Business always go to the cheaper labor forces, but the job market adapts and so do industy
Comrade Sanders (09:01:40): The Magizine and print idustry is almost "dead" but they have switched to digital and more niche styles to keep consumers going
Comrade Sanders (09:01:50): we mioght not need printer reparimen now
Comrade Sanders (09:02:03): but we need coders and IT
Comrade Sanders (09:02:05): adaption
Comrade Sanders (09:03:14): Robots are not cheaper then humans, they are more effective and efficient. and robots have been replacing people for years and we havent had a switch, the cotton gin could proccess over 100 times more cotton then a person could in the same day
Comrade Sanders (09:03:17): we adapted
Comrade Sanders (09:03:31): more jobs are being replaced by robots
Comrade Sanders (09:03:33): yes
Comrade Sanders (09:03:40): but they open more jobs up
Comrade Sanders (09:03:55): we havent reached singularuty and if we do we have much bigger problems
Comrade Sanders (09:04:25): Your arguements are based on people saying I want to work but i can only do X
Comrade Sanders (09:04:30): well change it to Y nowe
Comrade Sanders (09:04:38): and as for diabled and edlery
Comrade Sanders (09:05:12): Walmart a huge giant evil corpation employs the most diabled americans
Comrade Sanders (09:05:53): Now I have a job, please formulate your arguments and i will return to any critics
Farto Rubio (09:06:00): I think we have different views then. as I think while we never will approach singularity, being that no one works and robots do everything, we will get close to it. Also robots are cheaper. Those kiosks for mcdonalds cost 30k but work 24/7 with no breaks and no OT. Also most of Walmart workers are on fodostamps due to low pay so we're already subsidizing the Walmart largely.
Flatulancelot (09:06:23): Walmart also takes advantage of the welfare system better than any other American company
Flatulancelot (09:07:01): Sounds like Marc is a neo-liberal
Comrade Sanders (09:07:51): Im an American
Comrade Sanders (09:07:57): thats it
Comrade Sanders (09:08:04): also sexy
Comrade Sanders (09:08:11): a sexy sexy american
Comrade Sanders (09:08:16): who fights space crime
Comrade Sanders (09:08:29): I checked my emails
Farto Rubio (09:08:35): There's an argument to be made that Americans already subsidize places like mcdonalds and Walmart due to them paying wages too low to live on so the taxpayers have to support their workers.
Comrade Sanders (09:08:35): i aint got shit to do yet
Cryin' Ted (09:08:50): oh no, workers with no skills are going to have to adapt lol
Comrade Sanders (09:09:07): I have a microcism of this at wrok
Farto Rubio (09:09:10): Honestly even coding is being automated to an extent
Comrade Sanders (09:09:16): Adblocking is a big issue
Cryin' Ted (09:09:33): first thing i do on a new computer is install adblock
Cryin' Ted (09:09:35): no remorese
Comrade Sanders (09:09:37): and people think that it will stop the interent from being free
Farto Rubio (09:09:37): So it will come to a point where unless you're a phd who's changing things on an abstract scale your just a dime a dozen
Cryin' Ted (09:09:37): remorse
Farto Rubio (09:09:56): I have AdBlock yoo
Farto Rubio (09:09:57): Too
Farto Rubio (09:10:00): Gotta have it
Comrade Sanders (09:10:02): No, im saying if you flip burgers you are a dime a dozen
Farto Rubio (09:10:11): I'm saying we will all become dimes a dozen
Farto Rubio (09:10:20): That's why it's necessary
Comrade Sanders (09:10:32): I have never been dime a dozen
Comrade Sanders (09:10:35): im amazing
Farto Rubio (09:10:53): You can not work as efficient ally or cheaper than a robot and as robots do more of your job you can't comepete.
Cryin' Ted (09:10:54): you can tell that to everyone at the unemeployment office eh comrade \ufffd
Cryin' Ted (09:11:06): as MEDIABOT takes over your clients
Farto Rubio (09:11:12): Pete didn't you say your last job got automated
Cryin' Ted (09:11:19): yea it was starting to
Comrade Sanders (09:11:23): I will go into fighting
Farto Rubio (09:11:34): And that was white collar IT work yea?
Comrade Sanders (09:11:36): as much as we want robots to fight
Flatulancelot (09:11:40): http://www.businessinsider.com/growth-of-us-services-economy-2014-9
Cryin' Ted (09:11:49): the big problem with IT isn't necessarily automation yet, the big problem IMO is offshoring for low skill IT work
Comrade Sanders (09:11:52): Listen, we just need a genophage
Cryin' Ted (09:12:11): problem is that most people starting in IT are going to start with a low skill job obviously
Cryin' Ted (09:12:25): your help desks, NOC centers etc are all getting offshored
Comrade Sanders (09:12:26): A trained monkey can do my job
Cryin' Ted (09:13:15): a charismatic monkey tho
Comrade Sanders (09:13:29): but you have to go up the ladder to be teh VP and have alot riding on you
Comrade Sanders (09:13:38): start from the bottom
Comrade Sanders (09:13:41): not the midlle
Comrade Sanders (09:14:30): I think this is our main difference
Comrade Sanders (09:14:40): Brian and Josh are pemistic
Comrade Sanders (09:14:48): Pete and I optmistric
Flatulancelot (09:14:49): Bottom won't be there
Comrade Sanders (09:15:01): we both see the peaks and valleys of captlism
Cryin' Ted (09:15:03): i believe drake said it best, "i started from the bottom of the corporate structure and now i am here, right at the top"
Cryin' Ted (09:15:22): I would not say I am optimistic lol
Comrade Sanders (09:15:28): but pete and i look at the peaks and say we want to be at the top
Cryin' Ted (09:15:35): I just try to be realistic with the situation and not always jump to an immediate negative conclusion
Comrade Sanders (09:15:38): and brian and Josh say they dont want to be at the bottom
Cryin' Ted (09:16:17): I just think you guys are too gloom & doom about white collar work
Flatulancelot (09:16:20): Optimism and pessimism have nothing to do with this argument. It's about recognizing trends and doing something about it to help as many people as possible
Comrade Sanders (09:16:21): At this point i might just have to whip the slate clean with you guys, you are all figmants of my ikmagtion anyway
Cryin' Ted (09:16:21): it's not that bad. you don't even have to do it
Cryin' Ted (09:17:03): there are always going to be shifts as new things take over
Comrade Sanders (09:17:05): Time to rewrite your charaters
Comrade Sanders (09:17:16): Brian, you are now an elder woman
Farto Rubio (09:17:25): I'm rerolling from socialist to violent socialist
Comrade Sanders (09:17:26): Josh is a monkey truck driver
Cryin' Ted (09:17:33): i think any job that involves management or working with people is here to stay, and new fields will open up
Comrade Sanders (09:17:37): and Pete well you keep on
Cryin' Ted (09:17:46): can you imagine a big data analyst existing even 10 years ago
Cryin' Ted (09:18:07): back in 2006 the biggest data we had was a tally of how many cave paintings we had in our dirt huts
Comrade Sanders (09:18:14): in 1980s the biggest issue was how do people get there newspapers
Comrade Sanders (09:18:53): Now Brian bake me cookies and tell me about the Coloreds
Comrade Sanders (09:19:00): and Josh have antics
Farto Rubio (09:20:38): http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2015/05/21/408234543/will-your-job-be-done-by-a-machine
Farto Rubio (09:21:35): What's everyone chances of being automated? Curious. My job has a 93% chance and I'd say that's accurate.
Comrade Sanders (09:21:58): my job wasnt on it but i picked closets
Comrade Sanders (09:22:05): and 17.5%
Cryin' Ted (09:22:07): oh god don't post this again lol
Farto Rubio (09:22:21): What job did you pick? And Pete it's never been more relevant lol
Cryin' Ted (09:22:24): it says there is a 90% chance barbers will become automated
Farto Rubio (09:22:46): Have you seen the things women put their heads in? It's already begun
Farto Rubio (09:23:02): Barbercide is upon us
Cryin' Ted (09:23:26): and a 37% chance that actors will be automated lol
Comrade Sanders (09:23:37): Calculon
Cryin' Ted (09:23:43): DRAMABOT INITIATING AVENGERS 3 SEQUENCE
Farto Rubio (09:23:48): CGI films lol.
Comrade Sanders (09:24:07): voiced by microsoft sam
Cryin' Ted (09:24:13): in the future it will be only robots writing and starring in movies
Comrade Sanders (09:24:26): and robot movie projectos
Flatulancelot (09:24:28): None
Comrade Sanders (09:24:46): Yea, becuase he isnt dead
Comrade Sanders (09:24:52): he is chillin with elvis
Farto Rubio (09:25:15): Think there's a robot author actually out there who's written book. It's in japan
Cryin' Ted (09:25:22): it's probably hentai
Comrade Sanders (09:25:26): Japan doesnt countt
Comrade Sanders (09:25:42): we droped a few A bombs and thats how they turned out
Comrade Sanders (09:25:44): thats on us
Cryin' Ted (09:25:57): 98% chance that referees and umpires will be replaced by machines lol
Comrade Sanders (09:26:06): Im cool with that
Cryin' Ted (09:26:07): the fans will love that
Farto Rubio (09:26:15): They already started in soccer
Farto Rubio (09:26:19): Goal line technology
Farto Rubio (09:26:24): They're working on it for offsides now
Farto Rubio (09:26:38): In a few years they think
Comrade Sanders (09:26:42): baseball too, they have the pitching boxes for balls and strikes
Comrade Sanders (09:26:46): its novelty now
Farto Rubio (09:26:46): It will be the norm. Then just on ref.
Farto Rubio (09:26:50): One*
Farto Rubio (09:27:11): That leaves 4 refs who will never work again :(
Comrade Sanders (09:27:26): i cant wait until everyone is a robot and we can sim whole seasons like i do in madden
Cryin' Ted (09:28:14): did you guys see how many points Lebronborg scored last night against Currybot?
Comrade Sanders (09:30:01): Im said KobeTron went to the junk yard
Comrade Sanders (09:30:06): sad
Cryin' Ted (09:30:26): He just did not work well with DunkOS 3.0
Comrade Sanders (09:30:53): his aim bot went haywire and was just shotting crazy
Cryin' Ted (09:30:55): I do agree a lot of jobs will be automated though lol
Comrade Sanders (09:31:02): yea
Comrade Sanders (09:31:09): but humans will adapt
Comrade Sanders (09:31:13): or become robots
Cryin' Ted (09:31:16): but if you work mgmt or heavily with people you're probably safe
Cryin' Ted (09:31:29): or any kind of job that requires skilled input or decision making
Cryin' Ted (09:31:42): plus big companies are really slow to adapt to shit anyway
Farto Rubio (09:32:02): Let's just make a bet on this and leave it be. 100 bucks says in 20 years UBI will be the next big issue.
Cryin' Ted (09:32:30): i'd say even sooner at this rate
Comrade Sanders (09:32:38): Id rather make the bet you and Josh wont be around in 20 years. *click clikc
Cryin' Ted (09:32:44): we've already exhausted every social issue
Flatulancelot (09:32:54): Sweden did just have a national referendum
Comrade Sanders (09:33:05): Gabe Newl
Comrade Sanders (09:33:34): I thought he was swedish
Comrade Sanders (09:33:43): nope just fat lazy american
Farto Rubio (09:33:44): They had 25% support in sweden. In a few years I suspect it will get the popular support. Then other countries will follow.
Comrade Sanders (09:34:12): https://scottlattablog.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/swedish-chef.jpg
Comrade Sanders (09:34:17): Party leader
Comrade Sanders (09:35:16): https://vimeo.com/89788050
Comrade Sanders (09:35:21): Back story
Comrade Sanders (09:35:30): Lunqusit is swedidh
Cryin' Ted (09:36:28): you can't compare US to sweden tho
Cryin' Ted (09:36:38): according to google sweden's population is 9.5 million lol
Cryin' Ted (09:36:50): NYC alone has 8.4 million
Comrade Sanders (09:36:54): Thats about NYC
Cryin' Ted (09:37:11): plus the US is so much more diverse
Comrade Sanders (09:37:21): no darkies in sweden
Farto Rubio (09:37:21): To diverse
Farto Rubio (09:37:25): We need another civil war
Cryin' Ted (09:37:28): someone making 30k in alabama is well off, someone making 30k in san francisco is homeless
Farto Rubio (09:37:30): Too*
Comrade Sanders (09:37:38): we had it
Comrade Sanders (09:37:45): captian america
Comrade Sanders (09:37:49): vs Iron man
Cryin' Ted (09:39:47): man i was expecting so much more from that movie
Comrade Sanders (09:39:54): I put Actuarie in the thing and is showed up as 20%
Comrade Sanders (09:40:02): BRIAN IS EDITING THE MEDAI
Comrade Sanders (09:40:10): HE IS HILLARY
Cryin' Ted (09:40:44): ACTUARYBOT IS HERE TO CALCULATE RISK FOR YOUR PLEASURE
Comrade Sanders (09:41:19): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27uqGzvdM2o
Farto Rubio (09:47:34): Lol yea I can't believe I ever wanted to be an actuary now. They almost represent everything I hate. Now I'm planning on working on wall street after grad school and truly become that which I hate.
Flatulancelot (09:49:25): Just looked it up. Looks like politics is a safe bet
Cryin' Ted (09:49:59): lol you are a very conflicted person
Farto Rubio (09:50:28): lol I'm just doing it as a means to an end
Farto Rubio (09:50:33): I want to end up working at the SEC
Farto Rubio (09:50:50): Figure I should learn the industry inside and out first before I try to become a regulator
Flatulancelot (09:51:18): You use that revolving door
Cryin' Ted (09:53:01): what if you enter into wallstreet
Cryin' Ted (09:53:02): and you make bank
Farto Rubio (09:53:51): you think ill give up my morals for the mighty dollar?
Comrade Sanders (09:54:00): yea
Comrade Sanders (09:54:03): yes i do
Farto Rubio (09:54:06): nah fuck that shit
Cryin' Ted (09:54:14): you say that now
Cryin' Ted (09:54:21): but if you got offered a job that paid like 200k or something lo
Farto Rubio (09:54:22): i wake up angry at hte market and go to sleep praying for it's destruction
Farto Rubio (09:54:31): and in the middle of the day i profit off of it
Cryin' Ted (09:54:35): attaboy
Comrade Sanders (09:54:52): he will give into the market, they always do
Comrade Sanders (09:57:00): http://i.imgur.com/fvsHtrU.jpg
Farto Rubio (09:59:26): marc do you actively manage your stocks/portfolio
Farto Rubio (10:02:43): buy h and r block today or tomorrow latest if you do, earnings report coming out in a few days and it's supposed to be really good
Farto Rubio (10:03:19): plus its super low right now at its lowest support levels
Cryin' Ted (10:03:41): last night i got pussy AND raided
Cryin' Ted (10:03:43): so take that society
Comrade Sanders (10:05:01): I dont day trade, i go investments and divdens, right now H&R doesnt have the greatest program for that and im saving ecxcess for the mortage
Farto Rubio (10:05:51): ah gotcha. im own a lot of dividend heavy stuff, BDC's with 10% div rate. \xa0besides that im just starting to day trade based on earning reports
Farto Rubio (10:06:21): made a cool $5 this morning, yacht here I come B)
Cryin' Ted (10:06:30): living the good life
Comrade Sanders (10:07:34): Do you do divdend rembermnet
Farto Rubio (10:08:11): I don't have a DRIP plan in place (dividend reinvestment plan) but all I do with my dividends is manually reinvest them
Farto Rubio (10:08:19): usually in the same stock to lower the cost basis
Comrade Sanders (10:08:46): thats the best way
Farto Rubio (10:08:52): Robinhood doesn't have an auto div reinvestment thing set up because it doesn't allow fractional shares so I just do it the best I can manually
Comrade Sanders (10:08:55): you never see the money and it keeps growing
Comrade Sanders (10:09:12): well auto is good
Farto Rubio (10:09:13): yup. I hope I can live off my dividends eventually well before retirement age.
Comrade Sanders (10:09:25): thats the plan
Comrade Sanders (10:09:30): im hoping to retire at 50
Farto Rubio (10:09:50): ditto im shooting for 45-50 and then any work I do after at that point is strictly because I want to
Farto Rubio (10:10:02): other wise its percocets and xbox all day
Comrade Sanders (10:10:27): i cant wait until we are old and we yell at kids while we play halo
Farto Rubio (10:10:43): I can't wait for Robo Master Chief
Comrade Sanders (10:11:04): Robo master Chef
Farto Rubio (10:11:09): I am an E-Spartan, I've been emailed here to destroy alien scum
Comrade Sanders (10:11:56): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lMYh_ylHMDs/maxresdefault.jpg
Comrade Sanders (10:12:03): Ill steal your investments
Farto Rubio (10:13:20): good luck i don't hold onto them long enough for the government to steal them \ufffd
Farto Rubio (10:13:23): taxation is theft!
Farto Rubio (10:13:31): the freer the market the cooler the people
Comrade Sanders (10:14:38): the freer the hoes the sluttier the bitches
Comrade Sanders (10:15:12): speaking of slutty bitches, i might be tripping on pain killers on my birthday due to wisdom teeth so ill let you know what my plans are
Farto Rubio (10:15:30): that actually sounds like a great bday
Farto Rubio (10:15:39): congrats you timed your wisdom teeth surgery to perfection
Cryin' Ted (10:16:22): i say for your birthday we plan all kinds of activities that are fun on painkillers
Farto Rubio (10:16:43): listen to smooth jazz and nod off on the couch?
Comrade Sanders (10:19:06): Im thinking maybe 6 flags or something
Comrade Sanders (10:19:13): or NYC drinking
Comrade Sanders (10:19:24): or road trip to go shooting
Cryin' Ted (10:20:44): lets get fucked up on percs and then shoot guns
Cryin' Ted (10:20:48): see if we feel the bullets
Comrade Sanders (10:21:45): http://highergroundtactical.com/
Comrade Sanders (10:22:00): im gunna email them see if we can get a private session
Cryin' Ted (10:22:33): looks cool
Cryin' Ted (10:22:46): glad it's in PA, because i hear nj's gun restrictions make ranges in the state pretty lame
Comrade Sanders (10:23:09): looks legit enough to not die, but redneck enough to get some heavy duty guns
Comrade Sanders (10:24:13): I love how there is a picture where fox news is in the background
Cryin' Ted (10:24:48): i only have one condition
Cryin' Ted (10:24:58): can we all agree to yell TAKE THAT ZUCKERBURG as we shoot
Farto Rubio (10:40:22): can we print out pictures of zuckerberg to shoot at? think that'd get make owner tell somebody about us?
Farto Rubio (10:40:32): or do you think people in PA hate zuck as much as we do
Farto Rubio (10:46:05): kid cudi is dennis reynolds
Farto Rubio (10:46:06): http://i.imgur.com/f38KL5o.png
Cryin' Ted (10:49:53): oh wow
Cryin' Ted (10:50:13): you've lost your goddamn mind cudi
Comrade Sanders (11:15:55): are there ads on group me?
Comrade Sanders (11:16:04): or is my blocker blocking cookies
Farto Rubio (11:17:30): I don't see ads, don't think my work computer has adblock
Comrade Sanders (11:24:23): it says i have blocked 91 things since i opened it
Comrade Sanders (11:24:26): i think its cookies
Comrade Sanders (11:24:45): uBlock Orgin blocks everything
Flatulancelot (11:46:31): None
Flatulancelot (11:47:08): you prebs lacka disciprine
Comrade Sanders (11:47:15): use you a dvr
Comrade Sanders (11:47:24): and skip commercials
Comrade Sanders (11:47:28): thats an adblock
Flatulancelot (11:47:32): fuck off
Farto Rubio (11:47:37): lmao
Flatulancelot (11:47:40): you know what i meant
Flatulancelot (11:48:10): I use internet kung fu and just ignore ads. even in gmail
Flatulancelot (11:49:04): they're like herpes. everyone's got 'em. you just gotta learn to ignore 'em
Farto Rubio (11:51:30): i just use windows 98 on my old pentium 1 and if there's too many ads, the computer crashes and it's time to go outside
Comrade Sanders (12:06:48): the girl next to me is going to see hostbusters at midnight, i dont want
Comrade Sanders (12:06:55): to work here anymore
Farto Rubio (12:10:23): grrlpower
Comrade Sanders (12:13:04): i forgot to tell you, when i was sitting at my last desk, a girl i work with took my rulers, since i have 2 because she thought i took hers, i said who the fuck takes rulers theres tons in the closets, then i realized she does, she takes rulers
Farto Rubio (12:13:43): she's become the ruler of your rulers
Comrade Sanders (12:14:20): like who the fuck does that
Comrade Sanders (12:14:38): like if she came to me and said hey i borrowed your rulers, id be cool
Comrade Sanders (12:14:48): but i took them becuase i thought you took mine
Farto Rubio (12:14:51): tell her next time she needs something long, hard and with an edge to just ask you personally
Comrade Sanders (12:15:04): not her
Farto Rubio (12:15:04): then show her your machete
Farto Rubio (12:29:58): think im about to get automated
Farto Rubio (12:30:50): my boss is telling me to show my new coworker the valuation society I told him I wouldn't join since I'm going back to grad school. think my timer just started ticking and when it hits zero, I'm gonna blow
Farto Rubio (12:30:55): a load in the bathroom and then quit
Farto Rubio (12:51:33): I have more info on Steve's "lawsuit" for your collective reading pleasures
Farto Rubio (12:53:02): Back in December Steve had a blood test done for cholesterol particle size
Farto Rubio (12:53:28): 11 days ago he received a notice saying that in 20 days, his debt will be turned over to a debt collecting agency who will be permitted to damage his credit score
Farto Rubio (12:53:50): Steve wants them to turn it over to the debt collection agency, then buy back his debt from the debt collector for pennies on the dollar
Flatulancelot (12:56:31): how much money does it cost to incorporate a debt collection LLC so one may become their own debt collector
Farto Rubio (12:56:47): thing is you normally dont
Farto Rubio (12:56:54): pick and choose whose debt you can get
Farto Rubio (12:57:01): they come bundled by thousands of people
Flatulancelot (12:57:20): I'm saying, if steve incorporates, is it gonna cost $300 to set up the business
Farto Rubio (12:57:35): so steve is basically asking the debt collection agency, whom he would now owe the 120, to spend man hours searching for his own debt so he can buy it for 12 dollars and not pay them the other 108
Farto Rubio (12:57:42): i don't think he's even trying to incorporate or anything
Farto Rubio (12:57:48): think he thinks as a private citizen he can buy debt
Farto Rubio (12:57:58): which honestly im not sure is true or false
Farto Rubio (13:00:01): it can't be that hard there's a wikihow
Farto Rubio (13:00:02): http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Collection-Agency-Business
Cryin' Ted (13:06:56): why does this stuff only happen to steve
Farto Rubio (13:07:33): he brings it on himself
Farto Rubio (13:07:39): where most people just pay bills for services they used
Farto Rubio (13:07:41): he tries to cheat the system
Farto Rubio (13:08:05): he tried justifying it too by saying how fucked up insurance companies are and how doctors are bought by pharma companies
Farto Rubio (13:08:44): he said he looked up our doctor and saw the lab that did his blood tests gives her money. i said its probably a finder fee or money for referrals but at the end of the day they're doing science on blood i don't think there's a lot of wiggle room
Farto Rubio (13:09:04): i told him if he was so pissed off at insurance companies he should vote sanders lol
Comrade Sanders (13:48:06): I don't get Steve
Comrade Sanders (13:48:12): Like on any level
Comrade Sanders (14:45:43): I want to know steves stance on everything
Comrade Sanders (14:45:46): and ehy
Comrade Sanders (14:45:54): and how he would fix it
Farto Rubio (14:46:12): it's a mix of libertarianism and totalitarianism
Comrade Sanders (14:46:13): then put it in a book and call it the diary of a mad man
Farto Rubio (14:46:16): it's rally hard to pin him down
Comrade Sanders (14:46:42): do you think he just makes it up as he goes
Farto Rubio (14:47:47): definitely
Farto Rubio (14:47:53): no doubt in my mind
Farto Rubio (14:48:05): some things are solid in his worldview but if you ask him something he knows little about
Flatulancelot (14:48:09): yeah, he's definitely the type of person who would refuse a label of any sort
Farto Rubio (14:48:12): he'll make up his stance right then and there
Farto Rubio (14:48:22): he has when i've asked him what he considers himself
Farto Rubio (14:48:30): i want him to do the political compass test
Flatulancelot (14:48:45): he did the ISideWith and got Bernie
Flatulancelot (14:49:20): he almost seemed offended that his own beliefs would have led him down that route. He betrayed himself
Farto Rubio (14:56:25): we asked him if it meant he'd vote bernie, he said no though
Comrade Sanders (14:57:14): when i asked him if he cut an onion with his bare hands he said no, yet you saw him do it
Farto Rubio (14:57:34): yup. the steve technique
Farto Rubio (14:57:41): hold a full onion in the palm of your left hand
Farto Rubio (14:57:42): cut with the right
Comrade Sanders (14:57:55): bobby flay style
Comrade Sanders (14:58:05): save water by not using a cuting baord
Farto Rubio (15:03:00): instead of flaying the onion lets just flay your hand
Comrade Sanders (15:07:52): https://i.sli.mg/4RvnlC.jpg
Cryin' Ted (16:04:34): http://ageac.org/en/multimedia/scientist-says-he-found-definitive-proof-that-god-exists-2/
Cryin' Ted (16:04:36): checkmate atheists
Farto Rubio (16:06:00): Aight im coming to church with you next week and praying to my old physics text book
Farto Rubio (16:12:54): http://i.imgur.com/8Nr6JgC.png
Cryin' Ted (16:30:19): you know, it's interesting. when humans make virtual worlds, they're full of space marines and elves and super heroes and shit. when god makes a virtual world, he fills half of it with people living in abject poverty and hte other half are eating mcdonalds while sitting on the computer for 8 hours a day
Cryin' Ted (16:30:43): have we out godded god?
Farto Rubio (16:30:54): Well at the very least we're better writers than he is
Cryin' Ted (16:31:04): i wish god would retcon my life
Cryin' Ted (16:31:19): i just want to wake up and realize this life isnt canon anymore
Farto Rubio (16:31:20): None of what happened in my first 18 years is cannon
Cryin' Ted (16:31:45): oh no
Cryin' Ted (16:31:48): the catholic guilt is coming back
Flatulancelot (16:32:32): http://idiom.ucsd.edu/~bakovic/camba_files/misc/ll/babelfish.html
Farto Rubio (16:33:13): oh no please I've had enough political debate from before lets not turn this into a religious shit show
Flatulancelot (16:33:37): it's a douglas adams quote
Flatulancelot (16:33:41): chill bruh
Flatulancelot (16:35:18): None
Farto Rubio (16:35:19): I just saw. Guess I assumed it was a real atheist argument since it was coming from you josh lol
Cryin' Ted (16:35:37): man i need to reread the hitchhiker's guide
Flatulancelot (16:35:50): gotta read all 5
Farto Rubio (16:35:51): "While figuring out a better way to do my taxes I accidentally proved there is no god"
Cryin' Ted (16:36:03): i tried reading so long and thanks for all the fish but couldnt get into it
Flatulancelot (16:36:04): better not let this get out
Flatulancelot (16:36:31): once you've completed the series it all wraps up nicely
Flatulancelot (16:37:02): I didnt much enjoy so long and thanks for all the fish either, but I powered through it
Farto Rubio (16:38:02): ok not to bring up politics again but I just saw this and im curious about something in the_donald i hope marc can answewr
Farto Rubio (16:38:06): None
Farto Rubio (16:38:19): is the Daddy thing at all common
Cryin' Ted (16:39:16): well he is one of our founding fathers
Cryin' Ted (16:39:29): america is just like a rebellious teenager, it's taken a while to find itself
Flatulancelot (16:40:16): havent seen Daddy before.
Farto Rubio (16:40:27): you guys ever go on circlebroke or circlebroke2? its like circlejerk except links directly to shit people say
Flatulancelot (16:40:31): i have definitely seen God Emperor though
Farto Rubio (16:40:35): "reddit in a nutshell"
Farto Rubio (16:40:36): http://i.imgur.com/mZDJTZz.png
Farto Rubio (16:40:50): yea I've seen God Emperor too
Flatulancelot (16:41:23): so circlebroke just links to reddit comments?
Farto Rubio (16:41:34): yea ridiculous ones
Comrade Sanders (16:41:52): I am here for questioning
Farto Rubio (16:41:54): well techinically you have to use circlebrok2 right now, circlebroke is down for the summer to avoid the high school crowd i think
Cryin' Ted (16:41:57): God Emperor is from Warhammer iirc
Farto Rubio (16:42:11): marc yo useen people on the_donald refer to trump as daddy?
Farto Rubio (16:46:22): https://i.imgur.com/2fxjI04.png
Cryin' Ted (16:47:17): lol oh reddit
Farto Rubio (16:49:31): damn this pretty much nails everything that's wrong with reddit lol
Farto Rubio (16:49:31): http://imgur.com/a/bTSSh
Comrade Sanders (16:55:40): Yea Milo started it
Comrade Sanders (16:55:43): I dont
Comrade Sanders (16:55:47): but some do
Comrade Sanders (16:55:59): Milo is a mod now for the_donald
Cryin' Ted (16:56:43): lol @ the pedohpile thing on that reddit link, that is the weirdest part of reddit
Comrade Sanders (16:56:58): no reddit gets real weird
Cryin' Ted (16:56:59): how you see people seriously try to defend pedophilia as a sexual orientation
Comrade Sanders (16:57:17): people also clop
Comrade Sanders (16:57:18): so
Comrade Sanders (16:57:21): yea
Farto Rubio (16:57:24): None
Comrade Sanders (16:57:36): we might want to just wipe clean and let the bees take over
Cryin' Ted (16:57:42): thats like a ron swanson that wants to bang kids
Farto Rubio (17:00:54): No good sentence starts with "I'm not a pedophile, but..."
Cryin' Ted (17:02:53): I'm not a pedophile, but if I was, I would kill myself because pedophilia is disgusting and evil
Cryin' Ted (17:03:12): i tried
Flatulancelot (17:04:26): I'm not a pedo but, if I were, I'd just jack off. I wouldn't ever follow through. Ya know? Is that so wrong? C'mon guys. we're libertarians, right? we're free thinkers, right?
Comrade Sanders (17:06:18): Everyone at work is talking politics
Comrade Sanders (17:06:31): and i realized i cant say anything due to i worl with these people
Cryin' Ted (17:06:39): well
Comrade Sanders (17:06:49): they are talkign about how awesome Shill is
Cryin' Ted (17:06:51): you could talk about your fears of class warfare
Flatulancelot (17:08:10): say you think its great that she promoted American technology for the rest of the world
Flatulancelot (17:08:20): Fracking
Flatulancelot (17:08:43): cause shill does biz
Cryin' Ted (17:09:04): you could be a hilary hipster and say you liked her back before it was cool, when hillary was against gay marriage and promoting military actions in the middle east
Comrade Sanders (19:18:03): We need a black friend
Farto Rubio (19:21:06): Marc you were our back friend with your acl
Comrade Sanders (19:29:33): Oh yea. Nigga
Comrade Sanders (19:31:05): Black lives matter
Comrade Sanders (19:31:15): I love chubby white women
Comrade Sanders (19:31:42): Other stereotypes
Cryin' Ted (19:58:39): We need to make that black friend site
Comrade Sanders (20:36:36): Anyone ever see when the Russian cops took down PussyRiot trying to record a protest song
Comrade Sanders (20:37:03): If you ever wanted to see men who truly don't care for human lives. Watch
Thursday, 09 June 2016
Farto Rubio (12:02:32): blackfriendmeetup.com
Farto Rubio (12:02:39): somebody buy it
Comrade Sanders (12:18:39): Honeslty
Comrade Sanders (12:18:43): we should
Farto Rubio (12:48:00): if you really had no ethics you cuold keep this company on the DL, and let companies hire black people for company pictures to show their diversity
Farto Rubio (12:48:12): like retail tokenism
Comrade Sanders (13:21:19): Im in
Comrade Sanders (13:23:32): https://sli.mg/a/IbIfSt
Comrade Sanders (13:23:40): Yo Milo Cold Blooded
Farto Rubio (13:24:53): I hate both people in the exchange lol
Farto Rubio (13:24:57): Onsion is the worlds oldest emo fag
Comrade Sanders (13:25:22): i dont know who he is
Farto Rubio (13:25:43): he gets posted on cringe pics a lot
Farto Rubio (13:25:46): well used to
Farto Rubio (13:25:52): that should tell you all you need to know
Farto Rubio (13:57:32): my boss is on the phone with his direector/writer\n"we got money and greed, we got sex, all we need is drugs and rock and roll"\n"cocaine is sitting right there out in the open"\n"now you got the women and you got the drugs"\n"i like roulettte because that signifies game of chance and risk"\n"you need money to get women, once you get women you want drinking and drugs, and once you get that you want ..."
Farto Rubio (13:57:47): "because I want to get across the message of drinking AND drugs
Flatulancelot (13:58:44): You have a copy of that scene that was shot?
Farto Rubio (13:59:44): nope not yet at least
Farto Rubio (13:59:58): "i want to be able to show people we're the total package"
Flatulancelot (14:01:10): If that's the case, where the cock and balls ?
Comrade Sanders (14:06:45): https://gfycat.com/SilentWickedInexpectatumpleco
Comrade Sanders (14:06:48): enjoy
Farto Rubio (14:11:59): None
Farto Rubio (14:27:48): you lets not do politics today. you guys hear any good dick jokes recently?
Comrade Sanders (14:33:27): This is my theroy, Boobs are awesome no matter who you are
Comrade Sanders (14:33:36): gay straight man woman
Comrade Sanders (14:33:41): everyone loves boobs
Comrade Sanders (14:33:52): Everyone thinks Dicks are funny
Comrade Sanders (14:34:13): you cant say bag of dicks with out a little chuckle
Farto Rubio (14:34:17): I agree and I think the opposite is true - no one likes moobs. women don't, men don't, nobody do
Comrade Sanders (14:34:24): Vaginas, are gross
Comrade Sanders (14:34:31): everyone thinks so
Comrade Sanders (14:35:34): look at a picuture of a vagina when you arent aroused, its like a day old arbys sandwhich
Farto Rubio (14:36:04): pulling apart a grilled cheese
Comrade Sanders (14:36:36): that Limburger factory you got between your thighs
Farto Rubio (14:37:00): i wanna try your pie and thighs
Farto Rubio (14:37:15): i wanna take a ride on your slip and slide
Comrade Sanders (14:37:34): odds puffy nips had a bush?
Comrade Sanders (14:37:43): im thinking 9/10
Farto Rubio (14:42:34): you're saying the odds a girl with puffy nips has a bush? or is there someone named puffy nips
Comrade Sanders (14:55:02): the former
Farto Rubio (14:56:58): ah i was hoping there was a girl named puffy nips
Comrade Sanders (14:57:11): But Puffy Nips and Versace Poseidean about to drop a bomb ass fire EP
Farto Rubio (15:49:40): completely unrelated but if you want to see a bunch of gifs of NBA players blocking children's shots, check this out
Farto Rubio (15:49:41): https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3fs4d2/an_extensive_gif_library_of_nba_players/
Flatulancelot (16:08:38): Obviously I'm late to the discussion, but by puffy nips, I believe Marc was referring to the hostess at pies and thighs
Farto Rubio (16:23:26): Oh right were we made that guys first date even better
Comrade Sanders (16:24:19): i hope they get married
Comrade Sanders (16:25:06): and they tell people abiut there first date
Farto Rubio (16:25:06): And we will be mentioned
Farto Rubio (16:25:20): "I remember on our first date when we ate next to those mentally challenged adults"
Cryin' Ted (17:04:44): They were all almost definitely retarded
Cryin' Ted (17:05:00): How does one get puffy nips
Cryin' Ted (17:05:13): Can they deflate their nips
Comrade Sanders (17:31:43): one of my exes had an inverted nip
Cryin' Ted (18:26:08): Pics
Comrade Sanders (18:37:05): All ask
Comrade Sanders (19:42:18): She said no
Flatulancelot (20:16:49): https://youtu.be/X03iP0Uhmck
Flatulancelot (20:16:56): Pure gold
Comrade Sanders (20:48:58): None
Farto Rubio (23:01:38): https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/741007091947556864
Farto Rubio (23:01:42): trump vs hillary is starting
Flatulancelot (23:02:49): Whoever the fuck is running her account is completely inept. They told Trump to delete his account
Farto Rubio (23:03:28): Yea seemed super high school-ish
Flatulancelot (23:03:30): How could they not see that as the biggest setup for a left hook. For fucks sake Shills.
Farto Rubio (23:03:35): Like what a 14 year old on reddit would say
Friday, 10 June 2016
Comrade Sanders (05:01:26): Glad to see Lori and Sam getting side jobs in political campaigns
Comrade Sanders (06:40:11): Can we go back to making fun of neckbeards. I think that was our prime
Cryin' Ted (07:06:30): the only good neckbeard is a dead neckbeard ya dig \ufffd
Farto Rubio (07:21:03): Oh deadbeard huh?
Farto Rubio (07:21:23): And what you talking about Marcus, about lori and sam
Farto Rubio (07:21:50): Oh you meant hillary twitter
Farto Rubio (08:44:22): Despite how much I dislike both candidates, I cannot wait until the debates start.
Comrade Sanders (09:03:03): it will be "Fuck you you are a woman" and Fuck you, im a awoman
Farto Rubio (09:03:41): "You want to build a wall!"
Farto Rubio (09:03:43): "So?"
Farto Rubio (09:03:46): massive applause
Cryin' Ted (09:05:33): Cucks! You're all cucks!
Farto Rubio (09:05:44): Last night I was browsing the_donald and someone posted this video of some guy explaining trumps and his views and how he handles the media. He cited a bunch of paragraphs from Trump's "Art of the Deal". \xa0It was interesting and explained basically Trumps whole media strategy to a T
Comrade Sanders (09:06:38): worked though
Farto Rubio (09:07:06): Oh no it's given me some more respect for Trump tbh
Comrade Sanders (09:07:25): ohhh
Comrade Sanders (09:07:45): love him or hate him, he played the game
Farto Rubio (09:08:30): if he had planned all the controversies surrounding him for the sake of media attention and what not, it's pretty genius. he also got more free media attention than any other candidate and I think he planned it like that. \xa0I think that's also why he so easily beat his other repbulican candidates. \xa0the news was always talking about what new thing trump said or did that everyone else just sort of fell by the wayside
Cryin' Ted (09:10:29): Can you guys please stop praising trump, it is scary
Comrade Sanders (09:10:34): he new saying things liberals hate would rally the conservatives. He knew what he was doing, and everytime people called him rascist and sexist he just kept going since he didnt care
Comrade Sanders (09:10:38): or seemed like it
Comrade Sanders (09:10:56): ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR
Cryin' Ted (09:11:25): His strategy is to target uneducated people who like that he says funny rude things and makes silly nicknames and proposes wildly absurd xenophobic concepts
Cryin' Ted (09:11:41): Even if he is the god emperor
Farto Rubio (09:11:45): I think this youtuber isn't someone I would agree a lot with on, he's a red piller. but watch the first 5 minutes -\xa0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8c2Cq-vpg \xa0where he cites art of the deal. \xa0it's all a ruse. trump is just a good salesman
Comrade Sanders (09:11:59): Pete we have to remember
Comrade Sanders (09:12:10): Over half of America is retarded
Comrade Sanders (09:12:23): and they other half are liberal cucks
Farto Rubio (09:12:23): I'm not saying I like trumps policies but he did play the media like a fiddle
Cryin' Ted (09:12:45): None
Comrade Sanders (09:12:51): Either you are to dumb to know or too smart to care
Farto Rubio (09:13:40): There was a 4chan post that a guy said he was part of Hillary's twitter team but is secretly a trump supporter, so when he can he's been posting things that sound good but could back fire. like the delete your account
Farto Rubio (09:13:57): also when hillary said "He isn't even president (yet)"
Comrade Sanders (09:13:57): I doubt it
Comrade Sanders (09:14:09): but a man can dream
Farto Rubio (09:14:26): there was a deleted tweet where hillary referenced trump saying "he isn't even president (yet)". thats enough confirmation for me lol
Farto Rubio (09:14:28): i want to believe
Farto Rubio (09:14:56): None
Comrade Sanders (09:15:18): Its between a dousche and a turd
Farto Rubio (09:15:27): yurp
Comrade Sanders (09:15:35): Matt Stone and Tray Parker for prez
Farto Rubio (09:17:09): man political discussion on twitter is almost as bad as youtube
Farto Rubio (09:18:50): lol trump actually replies to rando's about his tiny hands
Farto Rubio (09:19:14): None
Farto Rubio (09:19:31): nevermind misread that Denald
Farto Rubio (09:20:29): still entertaining though
Farto Rubio (09:20:33): None
Farto Rubio (12:02:34): I like that we have two presidential candidates who shitpost at each other over twitter. What a time to be alive.
Comrade Sanders (12:03:13): we truely are in the future
Comrade Sanders (12:04:25): imagine Andrew Jackson and John Quincy Adams shit talking
Comrade Sanders (12:04:43): actually
Flatulancelot (12:04:55): Duels should still be a thing.
Comrade Sanders (12:04:55): trump and andrew jackson are simliar
Flatulancelot (12:05:29): I don't wanna start a debate, but Marc, I'm interested to know your thoughts on libertarians
Comrade Sanders (12:07:55): they want limited government which in my mind is a good thing
Comrade Sanders (12:08:06): dont know much else tbh
Flatulancelot (12:08:36): I think you're much more a libertarian than you know
Flatulancelot (12:09:17): Socially liberal. Free market economics. Little regulation. No government involvement in healthcare
Cryin' Ted (12:11:11): http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ron-swanson.jpg
Comrade Sanders (12:12:56): I can stand by those
Comrade Sanders (12:13:05): depending on some of the social issues
Flatulancelot (12:13:18): Like what
Comrade Sanders (12:13:18): im liberally but not tumblr liberal
Flatulancelot (12:13:34): Gay marriage. They say do what you want
Comrade Sanders (12:13:43): I agree
Flatulancelot (12:13:54): Churches can deny gay couples weddings. Even I agree with that
Comrade Sanders (12:14:03): I do too
Farto Rubio (12:14:08): Yea same
Comrade Sanders (12:14:09): Marraige of a church yes
Comrade Sanders (12:14:16): state marraige no
Flatulancelot (12:14:19): Private businesses shouldn't be able to discriminate though
Farto Rubio (12:14:27): If church and state are separate than the state shouldn't regulate the church in the same way the church shouldn't influence the state
Comrade Sanders (12:15:07): I think they shouldnt but there cant be quotas
Flatulancelot (12:15:08): Legalize it
Flatulancelot (12:15:10): Gary Johnson all about that herb
Comrade Sanders (12:15:40): like if you have an all white staff, you should have like resumes of them on file and how they are the best people for the job
Farto Rubio (12:15:53): I like how there's another smaller eric andre in the corner
Comrade Sanders (12:15:54): best people should get he job
Flatulancelot (12:16:11): That's their stance too
Flatulancelot (12:16:49): No help to minorities just cause they're minorities
Comrade Sanders (12:17:32): you black and you the best
Comrade Sanders (12:17:35): you get the job
Comrade Sanders (12:17:38): you white
Comrade Sanders (12:17:42): you get the job
Flatulancelot (12:17:50): Marc's a libertarian
Comrade Sanders (12:18:23): Im just conservative, i dont follow the party system to much
Comrade Sanders (12:18:39): i just tend to agree more with the GOP
Flatulancelot (12:19:12): I'm saying you relate more with their party than say Republicans at large
Farto Rubio (12:19:16): yea but your liberal social views skew you a little libertarian. it's not like its a bad thing most libertarians side with the GOP more than the dems anyways, its just subsection of conservatism that focuses more on personal and business freedom
Farto Rubio (12:19:26): they're related parties
Farto Rubio (12:19:42): GOP and libertarians, in theory, agree on a lot economically
Comrade Sanders (12:20:09): What party does Andy Dwer vote for
Farto Rubio (12:20:25): he just smokes weed all day
Farto Rubio (12:20:26): so sanders
Farto Rubio (12:20:33): oh, self burn
Comrade Sanders (12:21:08): Politics is a constuct man, you dont know man
Comrade Sanders (12:21:24): theres places in teh worlsd with no politics
Comrade Sanders (12:21:32): they just play drums
Comrade Sanders (12:21:36): and other things
Comrade Sanders (12:21:39): yea i lost it
Comrade Sanders (12:24:58): Gorde Howe Died
Farto Rubio (12:32:33): the hockey player?
Flatulancelot (12:32:53): Never heard of em
Cryin' Ted (12:36:01): Howe did he die?
Flatulancelot (12:47:53): None
Comrade Sanders (12:51:46): one of the greatest hockey players ever
Cryin' Ted (12:52:07): i googled him and he's wearing a flyers jersey, eww
Comrade Sanders (12:52:27): like you give a shit
Comrade Sanders (12:52:35): about his team
Cryin' Ted (12:52:43): i hate philly sports fans
Comrade Sanders (12:52:52): i do too
Comrade Sanders (13:03:43): One of my coworkers just got mad that this sentence was said by another coworker "Im going down to wait for the pizza so when he gets here we can come right up"
Comrade Sanders (13:03:58): she was made he didnt say he or she
Comrade Sanders (13:04:23): she got made of the presumed identity of the pizza delivery guyh
Cryin' Ted (13:06:24): you gotta ask the delivery PERSON what his PPGPs are
Cryin' Ted (13:06:29): preferred pizza gender pronouns
Comrade Sanders (13:06:47): she also gets mad when I use purell on my hands because she is "sensitive to odors" and has told me i need more work, but she comes in an hour later then me and leaves before me and takes and hour lunch
Cryin' Ted (13:09:47): her life sounds tough
Cryin' Ted (13:10:39): i bet if you went a few hundred years back in her family tree you'd find a some tough pioneers or something skinning bears to survive, and now in the present day their bloodline has led to a woman that has trouble smelling hand sanitizer
Farto Rubio (13:13:42): check mate evolutionist
Farto Rubio (13:19:28): Gawker just filed chapter 11 bankrupcy
Comrade Sanders (13:21:04): Hulk took them down
Cryin' Ted (13:21:38): now where will i get my news?
Comrade Sanders (13:21:50): and they also fucked themselves with the Hippocrates
Farto Rubio (13:21:51): buzzfeed duh
Comrade Sanders (13:22:08): pink news
Farto Rubio (13:22:55): /r/politics
Comrade Sanders (13:23:18): r/tumlbrinaction
Comrade Sanders (13:39:38): I just ate 3 pieces of pizza
Flatulancelot (13:39:47): Have fun
Comrade Sanders (13:40:05): i have been slowing intorducing cheese back in
Flatulancelot (13:40:06): Getting paid to poo is great
Flatulancelot (13:40:17): Ooo. Someone is jealous
Comrade Sanders (13:40:22): then i said fuck it this is america
Comrade Sanders (13:40:27): and went hame
Cryin' Ted (13:59:34): i got a good idea
Cryin' Ted (13:59:45): fart balloons
Cryin' Ted (13:59:54): you put them on before your boxers
Cryin' Ted (14:00:07): they're little plastic bags that are tight on your legs
Cryin' Ted (14:00:13): you fill them up with farts during hte day
Cryin' Ted (14:00:29): so that way it won't smell because the air doesnt escape until you get home and take off your fart pants
Cryin' Ted (14:00:36): but you'll love your own smell at that point
Cryin' Ted (14:00:53): and for added comfort you can buy matching boxers that contain sound insulation
Cryin' Ted (14:00:59): so you can fart to your heart's content
Farto Rubio (14:01:07): I was going to say, what it if pops
Cryin' Ted (14:01:17): oh you're fucked
Farto Rubio (14:05:05): god damn am i bored at work
Comrade Sanders (14:05:43): we just got free lumch and i aint doing shot
Farto Rubio (14:07:37): i've been doing data entry all day and im sick of it
Comrade Sanders (14:07:57): you data cuck
Farto Rubio (14:08:14): cucked by my own keyboard
Comrade Sanders (14:10:54): i dont want to do work either
Cryin' Ted (14:11:46): im emailing geico back and forth. they keep asking me to give them their address
Comrade Sanders (14:12:32): they gunna rob your ass
Comrade Sanders (14:12:52): be like hey, we talk your car
Comrade Sanders (14:12:54): and bam
Comrade Sanders (14:12:56): they do
Cryin' Ted (14:18:41): no
Cryin' Ted (14:18:46): they are genuinely emailing me right now
Cryin' Ted (14:18:49): asking me where they work
Cryin' Ted (14:18:54): like the address to their own building
Cryin' Ted (14:18:58): i have tried to explain this numerous times
Cryin' Ted (14:19:03): they just dont get it
Farto Rubio (14:25:12): man i can't wait for those steaks tomorrow
Farto Rubio (14:25:25): ima need to take out a loan to afford everything I want
Flatulancelot (14:35:47): Cops shot a man at Dallas airport. Man was armed with...
Flatulancelot (14:35:50): A rock
Farto Rubio (14:36:45): to protect and serve boulder-kind
Comrade Sanders (14:45:14): I mean i can make a bomb using only a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite
Comrade Sanders (14:45:26): i could kill a man with a rock
Comrade Sanders (14:45:31): and my sock
Comrade Sanders (14:45:35): with a hawk
Farto Rubio (15:03:56): http://imgur.com/3XzOFWD
Flatulancelot (15:05:09): Typical Steve snack
Farto Rubio (15:06:17): Last time me and lori saw him make chips and cheese on top in the microwave as a nacho thing, he burnt the shit out of the cheese, like rock hard, because he cooked it for like 2 minutes. So me and lori are laughing about it, and he goes "this is how I like them" and proceeds to eat all of them.
Farto Rubio (15:16:04): he has no concept of time either or anything when it comes to cooking. he sprayed like half the pan with pam, put a egg in, covered it and put it on hight
Farto Rubio (15:16:08): high*
Farto Rubio (15:16:12): then went and sat down on his laptop
Farto Rubio (15:16:38): i didn't say anything. i didn't see the aftermath but im sure it was a shit egg
Farto Rubio (16:29:32): trump is now tweeting old Obama 08 ads that bashed hillary lol. i really feel like he's gotta be a 4channer at heart
Comrade Sanders (16:29:58): He is DANKE MEME 420
Saturday, 11 June 2016
Flatulancelot (14:13:24): What y'all doing once you get back?
Cryin' Ted (16:50:40): I'm not gonna be around tonight
Farto Rubio (19:01:57): Trying a recipe out
Farto Rubio (19:01:57): Parmigiano basil topped with butter Garlic
Flatulancelot (19:04:23): Look at this FAGiano
Cryin' Ted (19:05:49): Just ate the steak and it was incredible
Cryin' Ted (19:05:53): Brian that looks so good
Comrade Sanders (19:20:43): Ate some of the weniers. Amazing
Flatulancelot (19:24:17): I should've gotten a fattier cut
Cryin' Ted (19:25:04): What cut did you get
Flatulancelot (19:26:57): Ribeye
Farto Rubio (19:26:58): I got him a ribeye don't know why he's bitching. I slightly overcooked them but they were still great.
Flatulancelot (19:27:37): I'm not complaining. It was still awesome. I just want more now
Cryin' Ted (19:28:07): Yea it doesn't get fattier than ribeye
Farto Rubio (19:43:43): Ah you mean more, I agree
Sunday, 12 June 2016
Comrade Sanders (13:29:47): I am re watching Johnny Tsunami and the dad is supposed to be a villain and not understand Johnny. The Dad is the only sane one who wants his son to get a great education and not be a beach bum
Comrade Sanders (13:29:56): I think official became an adult
Flatulancelot (13:30:28): What the fuck is Johnny tsunami
Farto Rubio (13:30:34): It's like watching fairly odd parents and Timmy isn't wishing for a job that matches his 401k, smh
Comrade Sanders (13:31:12): Did you not have cable Josh?
Farto Rubio (13:32:20): I actually don't recall watching johnny tsunami I just remember the name
Comrade Sanders (13:32:42): Heathens
Comrade Sanders (13:32:53): That's like saying you didn't love Brink!
Farto Rubio (13:33:49): Ok now you lost me definitely don't know brink
Comrade Sanders (13:34:02): WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
Flatulancelot (13:35:12): The fuck is brink
Comrade Sanders (13:35:26): I I can't even look at you people
Farto Rubio (13:36:19): What's a Goku?
Comrade Sanders (13:36:32): I think it's Cabbage
Flatulancelot (13:37:05): What Would You Do w/ mark summers was my jam
Farto Rubio (13:37:36): Don't recall that either josh
Comrade Sanders (13:37:55): I was more a Summer Sanders and figure it out
Comrade Sanders (13:45:57): Summer sanders is still very fuckable
Cryin' Ted (13:54:43): im gonna be honst i dont know what johnny tsunami is either
Comrade Sanders (13:55:10): I don't even know you people anymore
Flatulancelot (13:55:36): I didn't have cartoon network until I was like 12
Flatulancelot (13:56:08): I was Nickelodeon born and raised
Cryin' Ted (13:56:56): I didn't have cartoon network either until it was too late and i was too old to be interested in cartoons
Cryin' Ted (13:57:00): it was just boobs from there on out
Flatulancelot (14:00:37): Boobs and space ghost
Flatulancelot (14:00:45): And brak
Flatulancelot (14:01:02): And home movies and sea lab
Farto Rubio (14:01:24): Born too late for johnny tsunami, too early for virtual reality sponge bob, just in time for the age of Internet porn
Comrade Sanders (14:01:53): Brian you are older then I am
Farto Rubio (14:02:43): None
Comrade Sanders (14:15:02): When VR porn makes it super big. Like what's the point of women after that.
Comrade Sanders (14:15:32): The deliver man brings me chicken te dies
Comrade Sanders (14:15:48): I get MTN Dew from fresh direct.
Cryin' Ted (16:37:08): Nothing like a cold mountain dew after a night of jerking it raw
Farto Rubio (17:32:00): "I didn't become friends with brian, he became my nigga" -evan
Cryin' Ted (17:32:49): Friendship pales in comparison to white niggaship
Farto Rubio (17:56:49): Evan said I could bring my boys, he'll bring his boys, and we can all just be boys
Flatulancelot (18:08:37): You don't cross streams
Farto Rubio (18:16:26): We could all be boys though
Flatulancelot (18:18:02): Don't mix worlds. It'll be a chaotic mess of Venn diagrams
Flatulancelot (18:30:44): I may have just uttered the most horrific r/ImGoingtoHellforThis joke I've ever thought of
Flatulancelot (18:33:42): You know what type blood is needed in Orlando?
Comrade Sanders (18:34:15): All of it
Flatulancelot (18:34:27): HIV+
Comrade Sanders (18:34:35): The shooter lived in Edison apparently
Comrade Sanders (18:34:40): Also that wasn't even funny
Flatulancelot (18:35:02): He lived in Edison?
Comrade Sanders (18:35:10): Not like don't make fun of a current event not funny
Comrade Sanders (18:35:14): Just not funny
Comrade Sanders (18:35:17): And yea
Comrade Sanders (18:35:23): Apparently
Flatulancelot (18:35:38): Recently
Flatulancelot (18:35:39): ?
Comrade Sanders (18:35:53): Not that im aware
Comrade Sanders (18:36:03): But at some point
Flatulancelot (18:36:10): You gotta link?
Comrade Sanders (18:36:19): I'll ask my source
Comrade Sanders (18:38:04): He lived here with his ex wife
Flatulancelot (18:39:04): More information is needed comrade
Flatulancelot (18:39:17): Hearsay will not suffice
Flatulancelot (18:48:22): http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/06/12/omar-mateen-ex-wife/
Flatulancelot (18:48:28): He never lived here
Flatulancelot (18:50:01): Although, 8 years ago, he met the chick online. She moved to Florida. After 4 months, her parents got her out of the physically abusive relationship and returned her back home to Edison
Flatulancelot (18:50:14): So she may be from here
Flatulancelot (18:50:31): Her parents, at the least, still live here
Flatulancelot (18:55:44): http://www.nj.com/middlesex/index.ssf/2016/06/orlando_shooter_was_married_to_nj_woman_who_says_h.html
Flatulancelot (18:56:50): She lives in Colorado now. Her parents' house is being monitored
Flatulancelot (18:56:58): By police and FBI
Flatulancelot (18:57:09): Right near the ramen place I go to
Comrade Sanders (19:36:20): Has anyone seen little kiribohs wife?
Monday, 13 June 2016
Farto Rubio (11:17:07): None
Farto Rubio (12:47:03): never give up - https://i.reddituploads.com/d0755688bfe44893a229a1d15b318f77?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=302243b324d793452666983be0b1405d
Farto Rubio (13:01:46): None
Cryin' Ted (14:42:21): where do you land on the costanza chart
Cryin' Ted (14:42:38): id say i am politically leaning towards being relieved when susan died
Flatulancelot (14:45:01): We should be able to buy poison if we so choose. It's our right to do with our bodies what we desire and fuck if the government is gonna interfere
Farto Rubio (14:46:34): http://imgur.com/98qI5xU
Farto Rubio (14:46:57): found the constanza chart on /r/fullcommunism, full of zesty may-mays
Cryin' Ted (14:47:34): listen
Cryin' Ted (14:47:39): the free market will save us
Cryin' Ted (14:47:57): a 5 year old will not buy heroin because Big Pokemon will capture them instead
Cryin' Ted (14:48:12): they won't want to be doing IV opiates until at least 10 years, thanks capitalism
Farto Rubio (15:00:54): The invisible hand is lubing up two fingers and telling us to bend over
Flatulancelot (15:02:42): Do libertarians think that we should be able to sell Ebola and smallpox in the free market?
Flatulancelot (15:02:54): Or bazookas?
Flatulancelot (15:02:58): And nukes
Farto Rubio (15:03:46): its not our job to fucking educate you
Farto Rubio (15:03:48): it's the free markets
Flatulancelot (15:03:52): Would this be legal?
Farto Rubio (15:04:24): you can already essentially do that by trading commodities
Farto Rubio (15:04:48): and doing options on commodities
Flatulancelot (15:05:19): Once Gary Johnson is president, I'm gonna become a free market biological arms trader
Farto Rubio (15:05:44): don't know if i sent this already
Farto Rubio (15:05:45): http://i.imgur.com/fXXcSD2.jpg
Flatulancelot (15:06:26): Is slave trading acceptable?
Flatulancelot (15:08:00): Ooo ooo ooo. Let's become free market gene splicers. Geneticly engineering the best slaves the world has ever known
Farto Rubio (15:08:36): https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-libertarian-solution-to-slavery-in-the-United-States-of-1860
Farto Rubio (15:09:04): short answer it seems to be is no. though once the south seceded, the north engaged in a form of slavery by going to war and enforcing their non slavery beliefs on them.
Farto Rubio (15:09:20): but in general libertarians follow the Non Aggression Principle
Farto Rubio (15:09:50): NAP for short, is an ethical principle that forbids actions that are inconsistent with libertarianism's conception of property rights and other rights.
Flatulancelot (15:11:01): But Brian. Think of the free market. We must not inhibit our success
Farto Rubio (15:11:26): you can't do things that actively harm others
Farto Rubio (15:11:31): but there's debate as to what that is
Farto Rubio (15:11:42): or if negligence to help counts as aggression
Flatulancelot (15:12:54): If you don't like the conditions of your current plantation, just find a new master. Quit your whining.
Farto Rubio (15:13:19): don't make straw men josh lol
Farto Rubio (15:13:26): libertarians did mostly seem to be against slavery
Farto Rubio (15:13:39): from that one quora article i read on the subject
Flatulancelot (15:14:13): Obviously I'm just doing what I do best. Being a dick.
Cryin' Ted (15:30:21): Can you guys just movie to Venezuela already
Cryin' Ted (15:30:28): Move*
Farto Rubio (15:30:43): That's state capitalism
Cryin' Ted (15:31:51): we need MORE
Flatulancelot (15:33:36): We need mas more. And more mas, while we're at it
Cryin' Ted (15:34:39): "The government is corrupt and cannot be trusted"\n"we need the government to control the economy"
Cryin' Ted (15:34:56): you just need to get jerked off by the invisible hand
Cryin' Ted (15:35:08): and let that Conservacum flow
Comrade Sanders (19:47:57): There's a fat chick with taco earnings. Like cmon. Respect yourself s little
Flatulancelot (20:02:47): Marc. C'mon. Don't you know that if you're wearing a taco earring in your right, it means you chow beave. Both ears just means she is all about beave chowin' orgies.
Flatulancelot (20:02:49): Get with the times
Cryin' Ted (20:04:14): That's why I have two taco nip ringd
Comrade Sanders (20:04:50): You are the weirdest people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing
Flatulancelot (20:05:33): Ooo. I too am also all about being the caboose of a beaver centipede
Flatulancelot (20:05:49): We should share contact info, Pete
Cryin' Ted (20:09:44): Hit me up on LinkedIn
Comrade Sanders (20:11:34): I'm on the train and I'm a three seater by myself and a black lady came up looked at me with some disgust in her eyes and sat in a three seater with 2 black people in it. If being racial discriminate against means I get my own seat in the train I'm down
Flatulancelot (20:12:25): Are you wearing a ridiculous tank?
Flatulancelot (20:12:34): Or Trump paraphernalia?
Comrade Sanders (20:12:35): No a hoodie
Flatulancelot (20:12:52): OK trayvon
Cryin' Ted (20:13:08): Hands up don't shoot
Comrade Sanders (20:13:08): I am statically more likely to kill her then she is me
Cryin' Ted (20:13:58): You know what they say, it's never too late to start writing your Elliott Rodger manifesto
Comrade Sanders (20:20:42): I need to stop browsing tactics. It makes me want to buy so many things
Flatulancelot (20:24:00): Tactics?
Comrade Sanders (20:24:14): I want you all to guess what it is
Flatulancelot (20:28:59): Daily blog from Jared Rubin's Dildo Emporium???
Comrade Sanders (20:29:10): No
Cryin' Ted (20:29:31): I was going to guess Jareds dildo blog too
Comrade Sanders (20:29:34): But anyone want to open a colt 45 and Newport emporium in Camden
Comrade Sanders (20:29:49): We would make bank
Cryin' Ted (20:29:49): You wouldn't believe some of those dildo sales he has going on
Comrade Sanders (20:30:05): And lightly used
Flatulancelot (20:30:38): They have a warby Parker type program. Find the dildo right for you. Send back the ones that aren't a good fit
Flatulancelot (20:30:43): Free shipping
Flatulancelot (20:31:58): Even have an online virtual try on. Just put your butthole in front up the laptop's camera
Cryin' Ted (20:32:39): Or you stick your asshole up against the mail slot and the UPS guy sticks the dildo through there
Cryin' Ted (20:33:04): "oh it says to put the box right through the mail slot"
Flatulancelot (20:33:16): *male
Cryin' Ted (20:33:37): You know when you do the math this job ain't even worth it
Flatulancelot (20:34:15): Corporate ain't even reimbursing for the latex gloves
Cryin' Ted (20:34:54): I says to the boss, I can't keep shoving these dildos through the mail slot, I gotta pay my bills you know?
Farto Rubio (20:35:11): 500,000 dollar salary but you gotta be the mailman who sticks dildos up men's assessment through the mail slot. Yay or nay?
Comrade Sanders (20:35:34): I'd do it for free
Cryin' Ted (20:36:06): I'd start a paper route
Farto Rubio (20:36:08): Also when you're asked what you do you have to be very specific. You can't lie to people about your job.
Flatulancelot (20:36:35): Sure. It'd be a great shoulder workout
Comrade Sanders (20:36:38): I'm still down
Cryin' Ted (20:37:21): I might tell people now thats my job
Flatulancelot (20:37:28): Marc. Offer this as a free service. You work for "tips"
Cryin' Ted (20:38:00): "you give us a tip. We give you the whole thing"
Flatulancelot (20:38:31): "How many inches today, Kevin?"
Flatulancelot (20:39:04): "we going girthy today, Bob?"
Cryin' Ted (20:39:38): I like to imagine a guy with a thick Brooklyn accent saying "special delivery!" As he rams a dildo into the mail slot
Flatulancelot (20:41:09): "Mommy! Mommy! Dildo Marky is here!"
Flatulancelot (20:41:35): "Quick Timmy. Run. Tell Papa"
Comrade Sanders (20:41:39): I'd hit the kid for misspelling my name
Flatulancelot (20:42:07): Yeah but Marcie looks gay
Flatulancelot (20:43:01): What's tactics
Comrade Sanders (20:43:31): Skateboard shop
Flatulancelot (20:44:21): That's gayer than door to door dildo mailmen
Comrade Sanders (20:44:51): That's why I love it
Comrade Sanders (22:22:22): You think they could make be Jerk now a days?
Cryin' Ted (22:26:38): What skateboard stuff did you buy
Tuesday, 14 June 2016
Comrade Sanders (06:10:13): Nothing yet
Cryin' Ted (06:44:30): The new South park video game is called South Park: The Fractured But Whole
Flatulancelot (06:45:52): Said it before, but you should watch Michael Ian Black's adult swim show, You're Whole
Flatulancelot (06:46:45): They say what the theme of the new game is?
Flatulancelot (06:47:07): Obviously political but I mean like fps or RPG
Cryin' Ted (06:47:10): Yea they released a trailer. It's them having their version of Marvel Civil War lol
Cryin' Ted (06:47:27): It's probably an RPG I guess
Cryin' Ted (06:47:51): And I do want to see You're Whole
Flatulancelot (06:48:56): https://youtu.be/fiayfb1rrs0
Flatulancelot (06:51:35): I should probably pick up a new gaming system
Flatulancelot (06:54:13): The new WWI battlefield looks pretty damn cool
Cryin' Ted (06:56:31): I can finally live my fantasy of crushing the united states with the power of the Ottoman Empire
Flatulancelot (06:57:04): Stupid Franz just had to die
Farto Rubio (09:09:48): None
Cryin' Ted (09:37:28): why has nobody thought of the hot dog burger yet
Cryin' Ted (09:37:36): make them patty shaped and then put them in a round bun
Cryin' Ted (09:37:51): then i won't be afraid that everything thinks i'm gay when i eat them at the drag show
Farto Rubio (09:40:54): they should just make meat logs like I did
Farto Rubio (09:41:17): take a hot dog wrap it in some cheese, wrap it in some pork roll, wrap it in some hamburger meat, wrap that in some bacon
Farto Rubio (09:41:27): and baby you got meat log going
Comrade Sanders (10:01:25): i got a free message from Facebook today
Comrade Sanders (10:01:37): Im truely cucking the Zuck
Farto Rubio (10:02:04): what do you mean you got a free message? they messaged you?
Cryin' Ted (10:03:20): Hey this is Zuck! Here's a tip, protect that nip.
Farto Rubio (10:04:13): It's me, everyones favorite cuck, Marky Zuck, here to say I suck
Comrade Sanders (10:05:54): Massage
Farto Rubio (10:08:19): oh at your company? did zuck send over a big black man to massage you then sleep with your wife? \xa0"if we're all cucks, then none of us are" - mark cuckerberg
Farto Rubio (10:08:49): im really happy I have this group chat where I can get out all the cucks I need to for the day cause god knows I can't say this shit in public
Cryin' Ted (10:08:55): In this world you can either be a cuck or a bull
Farto Rubio (10:18:50): it's a bull eat cuck world out there
Comrade Sanders (11:04:24): cuck cuck cuck cuck
Farto Rubio (12:11:57): Hillary Clinton: Those Under FBI Scrutiny \u2018Shouldn\u2019t Be Able to Just Go Buy a Gun\u2019
Farto Rubio (12:12:07): President though, that's cool beans
Comrade Sanders (14:58:35): I honestly dont understand people. i get people want to blame the cause on something against there views, Hill Dawg with the NRA and T-Bone with Muslims immigration, but people are going way to far out of there way to blame other people for the shooting. Dude was Nuts, cased closed
Farto Rubio (15:00:44): completely agree. think he had a lot of internal struggle. he was gay or so it appeared, went to the night club regularly, used grindr but also followed a religion that condemned it. \xa0think that internal conflict just made him act out in a horrible way. \xa0then he before he died he pledged to three different and conflicting terrorist organizations, I think as a way to cover up or renounce his homosexuality since that sort of thing is condemned by ISIS.
Farto Rubio (15:00:57): i think the shooter has a lot more in common with the likes of elliot rodgers than san bernadino
Cryin' Ted (15:37:46): I hate when people play the mentally ill card on mass shooters
Cryin' Ted (15:37:57): like if this guy had only just taken medications x & y than he would have been this well -adjusted and kindhearted man
Cryin' Ted (15:38:26): Some people are just real pieces of shit, I'm sure him being conditioned by his family and brought up in a strict hateful environment had a lot to do with this, but sometimes people just turn out to be complete human garbage
Farto Rubio (15:45:37): well I think he turned out like he did due to his conditioning. imagine he grew up in san fran as an atheist. \xa0he'd probably taking so much D he'd never have time to even get a G
Farto Rubio (16:05:23): im curious how we as a group fall on the nature v nuture divide
Flatulancelot (16:09:23): it's a mixture of both
Flatulancelot (16:09:26): case closed
Farto Rubio (16:09:40): there we have it
Flatulancelot (16:10:14): one may be more pronounced in any one individual, but neither can be neglected as a whole
Farto Rubio (16:10:33): can't ever neglect the whole
Farto Rubio (16:10:36): the whole needs attention
Farto Rubio (16:10:38): feed the whole
Flatulancelot (16:10:55): whose whole?
Farto Rubio (16:11:19): whomevers you want \ufffd
Flatulancelot (16:16:22): does not cumpute
Flatulancelot (16:16:30): try again...
Flatulancelot (16:16:34): whose whole?
Farto Rubio (16:16:37): NUDE TAYNE
Flatulancelot (16:38:40): https://youtu.be/hOB5K-tJw08
Comrade Sanders (17:11:39): can i delete chats that are cluttering my box
Comrade Sanders (17:11:46): like i only want this one and the work onew
Flatulancelot (17:12:19): You may have to leave the group
Comrade Sanders (17:13:09): what if its DMs
Flatulancelot (17:13:57): Talking about groupme right?
Flatulancelot (17:14:43): Actually, it looks like you can press and hold, then hit the invisible symbol
Flatulancelot (17:14:48): At least on Android
Flatulancelot (17:15:01): Not sure if that deletes the conversion though
Comrade Sanders (17:19:34): im on desk top
Wednesday, 15 June 2016
Comrade Sanders (07:28:14): All of Meghan trainors songs are about how guys want her.
Comrade Sanders (07:28:23): And she is not attractive
Cryin' Ted (07:28:44): Its the bbc
Comrade Sanders (07:30:38): Well nobody is getting cucked with her. No body want to put a ring on that
Comrade Sanders (07:31:15): Maybe an onion ring
Farto Rubio (07:31:23): She's what you call a practice girl
Comrade Sanders (07:31:36): Can we as a society stop trying to give fat girls confidence.
Comrade Sanders (07:32:17): Some girls you put a ring on it. Some you are black out drunk at 2 AM in a long dry spell. Know your role
Cryin' Ted (07:33:12): This reminds me of that scene in the lion king when mufasa is telling his son that the gazelles play an important role in being eaten by the Lions
Comrade Sanders (07:34:12): He never mention wildebeest though
Farto Rubio (07:34:14): "Remember simba, get some experience in before you go after nala otherwise you won't know what you're doing and she'll leave you for another alpha"
Farto Rubio (07:34:46): "Also the hole is lower than you think"
Cryin' Ted (07:35:09): "but not too low"
Comrade Sanders (07:35:14): "But try to sneak it in the top one of you can"
Comrade Sanders (07:35:50): Megan trainor. Trainer. Training girl.
Comrade Sanders (07:36:00): Dun dun dunnnn
Farto Rubio (07:36:45): None
Comrade Sanders (07:37:22): That's what happens when she sees my Call of Duty K/D
Farto Rubio (07:38:40): You can get the same reaction by telling girls you got a micro dick then showing them you have an average sized dick.
Comrade Sanders (08:04:43): What's everyone doing this weekend. My coworkers want to go to Hoboken and I'm trying plan a conflicting event so I don't have to go
Cryin' Ted (08:05:37): I'll be in South Jersey on Saturday but may be free on Friday, I'll let you know
Farto Rubio (08:06:07): Father's dat sunday think bbq Saturday at haleys. Friday no plans as of now
Comrade Sanders (08:43:46): I had the Kabsi and Sour Krawt last night. And my butthole is producing mustard gas
Flatulancelot (09:03:32): I haven't farted in days
Farto Rubio (09:12:34): a storm is brewing
Flatulancelot (09:13:53): And I've been eating cheese
Farto Rubio (09:27:57): None
Farto Rubio (09:28:08): None
Comrade Sanders (10:18:16): i dont find sarah silverman funny
Comrade Sanders (10:18:26): but i dont know if i find her attractive
Flatulancelot (10:18:50): I'd bang
Farto Rubio (10:35:48): have you seen nudes of here? they're out there. they're not great.
Comrade Sanders (10:36:52): ill look them up
Flatulancelot (10:37:45): She was naked in some indie movie a few years ago
Farto Rubio (10:38:06): that might be where its from
Farto Rubio (10:38:07): her tittiesa
Farto Rubio (10:38:13): ain't nothing to write home about
Flatulancelot (10:38:16): Yeah
Farto Rubio (10:38:26): also she has a lot in common with the president before obama
Comrade Sanders (10:42:32): On her fiscal policies and her conservatism
Flatulancelot (10:42:48): Bush
Comrade Sanders (10:42:57): I got the joke
Comrade Sanders (10:43:00): i made my own
Flatulancelot (10:43:36): Sarcasm will not be tolerated in this thread
Comrade Sanders (10:43:55): Dallas Sallad
Flatulancelot (10:44:36): Sounds Arabic. Ban him
Comrade Sanders (10:46:02): Sea King Sea King
Comrade Sanders (10:46:10): Oil Paintings Oil Paintings
Comrade Sanders (10:46:20): Sea King
Comrade Sanders (10:46:28): Dallas Mower Expo
Comrade Sanders (10:50:20): None
Cryin' Ted (11:00:35): apparently sarah silverman put on weight for that indie movie to not look good
Cryin' Ted (11:00:54): i saw her nekkid in masters of sex and she looked aight
Farto Rubio (11:10:48): Masters of sex? more like Masters of NEXT, amirite
Farto Rubio (11:11:02): hows that for a early 2000's mtv callback
Cryin' Ted (11:14:27): that was pretty obscure
Cryin' Ted (11:14:31): I like it
Comrade Sanders (11:15:39): That was like the Neckbeard Bang Bus, where you get to know the girl before demolishing her
Flatulancelot (11:16:03): MTV. More like MehTV
Farto Rubio (11:21:42): the best was when they would next the person right after they walked off the bus
Farto Rubio (11:21:50): "aww helll no, NEXT"
Flatulancelot (11:22:28): MTV used to be cool
Flatulancelot (14:17:10): https://youtu.be/ku8egC8GhSs
Farto Rubio (14:21:47): thought that was nathan fielder from the screenshot
Flatulancelot (14:24:43): close enough
Flatulancelot (14:25:07): pretty sure it's T&E produced, says AbsoLabs at the end
Comrade Sanders (17:17:53): I like seeing the internet go to war with each other over really stupid shit
Farto Rubio (17:18:08): What is it this time lol
Comrade Sanders (17:18:27): The Donald vs Stop Donald Trump Spam
Comrade Sanders (17:18:33): they are both retarded
Comrade Sanders (17:18:41): but they dont see it
Comrade Sanders (17:19:29): like they are bitching content is getting removed like its some hard hitting exposes on war crimes, its a picture od pepe the frog call your tits
Comrade Sanders (17:21:12): they are bitching about MODS being thought police now
Comrade Sanders (17:21:26): if you are a reddit mod, you need to rethink your life
Flatulancelot (17:22:06): marc, whats your opinion on a lottery based system for choosing legislators (local, state, & federal)? excluding felons and what not, your name is chosen just like you would be for jury duty
Comrade Sanders (17:22:30): Can I opt out if my name is choosen
Farto Rubio (17:22:44): Reddit mods are the saddest people around
Flatulancelot (17:22:45): yes
Flatulancelot (17:23:50): but compensation will be there
Comrade Sanders (17:24:06): I understand the thinking behind it, but you need people who would do well hence the voting. You might get a likeable retard in office with voting, but with a lottery you could get Steve and Gary
Flatulancelot (17:24:56): you have to pass a test to be eligible
Cryin' Ted (17:25:11): My fb feminist friends are bugging out
Comrade Sanders (17:25:49): Equality means equality
Comrade Sanders (17:26:02): Welcome to War Bitches
Flatulancelot (17:26:04): my only opposition is draft for frontline position
Flatulancelot (17:26:26): if the time comes when a draft is necessary, we gonna need wombs to repopulate
Farto Rubio (17:26:33): She actually does have a point about the rape. Something like 1/3 women in the military raped and have little recourse
Comrade Sanders (17:26:45): More women less rape though
Comrade Sanders (17:26:55): i feel like you eould have femal barraks
Comrade Sanders (17:27:07): and more closely supervisoed things with more women
Cryin' Ted (17:27:17): True, you can't possibly rape all of them
Comrade Sanders (17:27:24): you can try pete
Comrade Sanders (17:27:27): a man can try
Cryin' Ted (17:27:33): Eventually the rapisys will get tired
Cryin' Ted (17:27:45): They'll go I just want to cuddle this time
Comrade Sanders (17:28:27): The Donald is likening there not being upvotes to the 3/5th rule
Farto Rubio (17:28:38): I think jokes like this are what rape culture refer too lol. But damn if it ain't funny
Comrade Sanders (17:28:57): Ehh, we dont rape
Comrade Sanders (17:29:13): so its not in our culutre, we are a culutre of assholes
Flatulancelot (17:29:41): remember folks... rape-murder is FUNNIER than plain ol' rape
Farto Rubio (17:30:04): Think Huffington post had an article about that actually how rape is worse than murder
Flatulancelot (17:30:16): what about rape-murder
Comrade Sanders (17:30:17): fucking Huff Po
Comrade Sanders (17:31:58): Whats wrong with society is no one respect each other any more
Farto Rubio (17:32:03): Cause the victim has to live with the pain
Comrade Sanders (17:34:15): Everyone needs to keep everything bottle up and then expolded and punch a tree down with his bare fists
Flatulancelot (20:07:22): http://imgur.com/a/8yFge
Flatulancelot (20:07:35): Where dem bad dads at?
Flatulancelot (20:08:14): http://m.imgur.com/a/8yFge
Flatulancelot (20:08:39): http://m.imgur.com/a/8yFge
Flatulancelot (20:08:49): Fuck. Link ain't working
Thursday, 16 June 2016
Cryin' Ted (09:26:30): that's not a bad dad
Cryin' Ted (09:26:37): i wanna meet that dad
Farto Rubio (09:28:36): I'm gonna become the bbq grill master dad who let's his teenager have a cold one with his burger
Cryin' Ted (09:32:42): im going to be the cool dad who buys cigarettes for his kids so they'll fit in
Cryin' Ted (09:33:03): and buys weed off their 15 year old friends
Farto Rubio (09:33:27): You call this a dime? Don't you bring that weak ass shit in my house again.
Farto Rubio (09:33:34): I'm calling your mother
Farto Rubio (09:34:00): Tell her I caught you dealing drugs unless you give me a fair fucking dime Jimmy
Cryin' Ted (09:34:13): dont fuck me on this jimmy
Cryin' Ted (09:34:16): don't you dare fuck me
Farto Rubio (09:34:27): I will jam you up till next week
Farto Rubio (09:34:32): I will jam and jam and jam
Farto Rubio (09:34:37): Until there's nothing left to jam
Friday, 17 June 2016
Comrade Sanders (06:40:06): Josh there is an open position of a promo scheduler assistant at Comedy Central
Comrade Sanders (06:40:13): I think you'd like that
Farto Rubio (07:48:43): Like it? He loves it. He'll take it.
Farto Rubio (07:48:54): As his agent I just request 10%
Cryin' Ted (07:50:48): As Brian's agent I also request 10%.
Comrade Sanders (07:57:28): And I get a finders fee
Cryin' Ted (08:08:06): And Josh doesnt get paid for his first three months, as is tradition
Comrade Sanders (08:20:36): So drinks on Josh for his new job
Farto Rubio (08:22:08): Hey J fetch me a coffee will ya abe make it strong no be of thar weak shit
Cryin' Ted (09:14:39): Important News: Check it Out With Dr Steve Brule S4 Premieres tonight @ 12:15am
Flatulancelot (09:17:57): https://youtu.be/n0GqIC6pK0o
Cryin' Ted (09:19:09): Bringo
Flatulancelot (09:19:45): Stick your thingy in the dingy in the butterhole to get the prize
Flatulancelot (09:21:36): They also made a full show out of Tim's web series Decker
Cryin' Ted (09:24:42): yea thats on at 12
Farto Rubio (09:26:23): Looks like I'm staying up past my bedtime tonight
Cryin' Ted (09:26:53): now you're starting to sound like A WOMAN
Farto Rubio (09:27:34): Woah, I do normally stay up past 9 pm, check yourself
Cryin' Ted (09:28:24): i just don't get why they do that
Comrade Sanders (09:59:06): I was just accepted by the woman i work with by making a grease joke
Cryin' Ted (09:59:32): "did you see how greasy that eye-talian was?"
Farto Rubio (10:01:07): "I got chills, they're multiplying like our monthly cash inflow"
Flatulancelot (10:01:24): "Hey baby, wanna see me do my best impression of John travolta as a straight man?"
Cryin' Ted (10:53:02): http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/are-you-sexist-take-this-quiz/
Cryin' Ted (10:53:13): line em up boys
Comrade Sanders (10:57:02): I got Hostile 2.5 and benevelont .17
Comrade Sanders (10:57:10): Call me Sexy
Flatulancelot (10:57:32): I got a zero
Flatulancelot (10:57:47): I just answered strongly disagree to every question
Comrade Sanders (10:58:23): i think feminist have unreasonable demands
Comrade Sanders (10:58:31): well third wave tumblr
Comrade Sanders (10:58:37): which i guess is a small sect
Cryin' Ted (10:59:24): it's settled, i'm a cuck
Farto Rubio (11:00:17): yea that's a small sect. i got 1.5 hostile, less sexually hostile than the average woman. those sluts could learn a thing or two from me
Farto Rubio (11:00:32): 1.17 benevolent sexist
Cryin' Ted (11:00:35): it's a super loaded quiz lol
Cryin' Ted (11:00:38): there is no neutral answer
Farto Rubio (11:00:41): oh for sure
Flatulancelot (11:00:45): Marc. You're in too deep. The fuck is third wave Tumblr?
Cryin' Ted (11:00:54): yea marc get out while you can
Farto Rubio (11:01:00): that other pbs one "how far are you away from blue collar culture" turned out to be a quiz taht used to be titled "are you a liberal elite" lol
Cryin' Ted (11:01:03): while you still have self awareness
Cryin' Ted (11:01:37): oh yea that blue collar test was asking if you like nascar and transformers movies lol
Farto Rubio (11:01:48): and if you eat at applebees
Farto Rubio (11:01:50): no motherfucker
Flatulancelot (11:01:50): When did PBS turn into the C-SPAN version of buzzfeed
Farto Rubio (11:01:52): i got taste buds
Farto Rubio (11:02:56): http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/quiz
Farto Rubio (11:03:55): nevermind this is a shit quiz that doesn't even make sense
Farto Rubio (11:04:13): salary 0-30k (poor) or 45-60k (middle class) where the fuck is the 30-45k option lol
Farto Rubio (11:06:07): also lel at benevolent sexism
Farto Rubio (11:06:19): imagine a world where women were overly represented in jobs
Farto Rubio (11:06:26): "Guys stop giving us all the jobs and benefits, that's sexist!"
Flatulancelot (11:07:16): It's sexist to exclude women in the NFL
Farto Rubio (11:07:51): where's the men cheerleaders \ufffd
Flatulancelot (11:08:00): "ooo. Terry let's see that replay again. Looks like her left tittie got flattened. Again."
Farto Rubio (11:08:12): "she ain't gonna need a mammogram after that hit!"
Flatulancelot (11:08:13): Really gonna throw off her balance Jim
Flatulancelot (11:09:07): Theres a reason why her routes all lead to the right side of the end zone
Flatulancelot (11:09:27): It's like have a flat tire. It's just physics Terry
Cryin' Ted (11:11:25): Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 175
Flatulancelot (11:11:36): Forget planned parenthood Colin, and call bill O'Reilly, the NFL is this year's number one abortion provider.
Cryin' Ted (11:12:11): now i'd pay to watch that
Cryin' Ted (11:12:19): the first all pregnant women football league
Flatulancelot (11:12:49): Everyone is required to get pregnant when the season starts
Cryin' Ted (11:13:01): the game and the life of their unborn child is on the line in this championship series
Flatulancelot (11:13:12): Superbowl is gonna be a shit show
Flatulancelot (11:13:26): Waters breaking left and right down the field
Comrade Sanders (11:13:55): SHE Went to spike the ball terry but she spiked the baby instead
Comrade Sanders (11:14:00): thats a 15 yard penalty
Cryin' Ted (11:14:06): offensive line is yelling PUUUUUSHHH
Flatulancelot (11:14:20): Left tackles getting tripped up over excess umbilical cord
Cryin' Ted (11:15:35): see this is why i cant get into sports
Cryin' Ted (11:15:40): because they never incorporate good ideas like this
Flatulancelot (11:16:49): Looks like Rhonda just gave birth before the snap. Unfortunately that's gonna be a15 yard penalty for having extra players on the field
Comrade Sanders (11:28:18): I think we could make this a short
Cryin' Ted (12:01:30): all we need are a group of 22 very pregnant women who are willing to degrade themselves for no pay
Farto Rubio (12:21:12): None
Comrade Sanders (13:16:36): I got a google carboard
Comrade Sanders (13:16:39): autheic
Comrade Sanders (13:16:46): VR Porn here i come
Comrade Sanders (13:17:39): Sorry VR Porn here I cum
Cryin' Ted (14:32:43): I think people romanticise the original ghost busters a little too much
Farto Rubio (14:33:24): no doubt but the new one does look like a piece of shit
Flatulancelot (14:34:30): I think people romanticize it BECAUSE OF how shitty the new one looks
Cryin' Ted (14:36:06): the first one was good because of rick moranis and bill murray, nobody cared about dan ackroyd or harold ramis
Cryin' Ted (14:36:12): even life didn't care about harold ramis and now he's dead
Cryin' Ted (14:36:23): or that black guy they hired like 3/4ths of the way through the movie
Cryin' Ted (14:36:25): did he even get a name
Cryin' Ted (14:36:35): i think bill murray just called him "boy"
Comrade Sanders (14:37:01): Tom C. Abin
Cryin' Ted (14:37:03): fetch me my proton pack, boy
Farto Rubio (14:37:09): hey don't hate dan ackroyd
Farto Rubio (14:37:16): cross the streams boy
Comrade Sanders (14:37:23): they cut his seen where he sees his niece and nephhew
Cryin' Ted (14:37:30): I said, don't cross the streams, BOY.
Cryin' Ted (14:38:09): I for one am excited to see the new Howling Black Woman in Ghostbusters 2k16
Flatulancelot (14:38:35): Boy, I say boy
Farto Rubio (14:38:36): she says "aw hell no" in a scene or I'll send the director 100 bucks myself
Cryin' Ted (14:39:34): DYYYAMN THAT GHOST DONE SCARED ME MORE THAN A CHICKEN SHORTAGE AT POPEYES
Cryin' Ted (14:40:11): why have we not made our own ghostbusters
Cryin' Ted (14:40:15): we could do it better than both of em
Farto Rubio (14:40:24): Oh also bet at one point she ghosts bust a white supramacist ghost
Farto Rubio (14:40:30): cause you know girl/black power
Farto Rubio (14:40:35): why don't we
Farto Rubio (14:41:17): ill start
Farto Rubio (14:42:17): it's storming in nyc. cut to a NYU dorm room. kids drinking. \xa0regular college bullshit. \xa0drunk and high kids. \xa0one of htem brings up bloody harry, a new twist on the old bloody mary
Cryin' Ted (14:42:26): So far so good
Farto Rubio (14:42:39): you have to vomit into a trash can then say bloody harry 3 times
Cryin' Ted (14:42:51): On the third vomit you vomit up blood and harry comes out
Cryin' Ted (14:42:58): He is the ghost that haunts their frat
Farto Rubio (14:43:00): or so the legend goes
Farto Rubio (14:43:03): yea
Farto Rubio (14:43:07): one frat guy is there trying to impress a girl
Farto Rubio (14:43:25): he says he isn't scared, chugs half a bottle of scotch and proceeds to vomit three times
Farto Rubio (14:43:30): then he says blood harry
Farto Rubio (14:43:35): "see nothing happened"
Farto Rubio (14:43:42): "I don't feel so good"
Cryin' Ted (14:43:45): lol
Flatulancelot (14:43:48): He takes a lock of her hair first
Cryin' Ted (14:43:55): what if harry comes out and they just chill with him since he's a legacy
Cryin' Ted (14:43:59): but he turns out to be a real asshole
Flatulancelot (14:44:12): Ghost of Dennis Reynolds
Farto Rubio (14:44:14): bloody harry comes out of his nostrils and scares all the kids except for the frat bro
Farto Rubio (14:44:32): then bloody harry looks at the frat bro "party foul bro"
Cryin' Ted (14:44:47): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
Cryin' Ted (14:45:35): next scene is us, the ghostbusters getting rid of a ghost in a church
Cryin' Ted (14:45:40): turns out it's the holy ghost
Cryin' Ted (14:45:47): queue existential crisis as we realize we killed God
Farto Rubio (14:45:51): oh man
Farto Rubio (14:45:57): and now they're trying to reverse it
Farto Rubio (14:46:00): by getting the devil to help them
Cryin' Ted (14:46:03): lol i love it
Farto Rubio (14:46:19): there's a point where they contemplate busting the devil too but realize
Farto Rubio (14:46:22): you can't have good without evil
Farto Rubio (14:46:37): the movie will end on a ying and yang type not
Farto Rubio (14:46:38): note
Cryin' Ted (14:46:56): can good exist without evil?
Farto Rubio (14:47:03): can ghosts exists without busting?
Cryin' Ted (14:47:05): if we bust the devil are we also bustin the Lord?
Farto Rubio (14:47:20): and in a way, are we busting ourselves?
Farto Rubio (14:47:33): damn
Farto Rubio (14:47:36): this is already 10x better
Cryin' Ted (14:47:41): lol i know right
Cryin' Ted (14:47:51): if only we had acting or any kind of filmmaking skills
Farto Rubio (14:48:14): if my boss can make it happen so can we
Farto Rubio (14:49:22): I believe we can bust that ghost busters nut
Farto Rubio (14:49:24): wide open
Cryin' Ted (14:49:52): ok so one of us is having sex when our ghost phone goes off
Cryin' Ted (14:50:00): And he yells "girl i gotta buuuuuust"
Cryin' Ted (14:50:05): she says pull out first
Cryin' Ted (14:50:16): and he yells "no you dont understand, i gottaaaa buuuuuust"
Cryin' Ted (14:50:32): get Troma on the line
Farto Rubio (14:50:40): got the title
Farto Rubio (14:50:42): ghost nut busters
Cryin' Ted (14:50:46): lolol
Farto Rubio (14:51:28): then he comes in her and starts to get dressed and shes all "what the fuck is your problem im not on birth control" and he goes "i aint got time for this shit baby I told you", then he looks back over his shoulder all dramatic "I gotta bust"
Farto Rubio (14:51:32): cut opening credits
Flatulancelot (14:52:52): Or we sell this to a porn studio and call it nut busters. It's a "gang" of 4 gents. They have a station wagon. 3 whites and a black. They specialize in house calls. Mostly house wives. When there's something strange, you call the nut busters. They're never opposed to crossing streams
Farto Rubio (14:53:25): I was gonna say this sounds pretty pornoesque
Farto Rubio (14:53:40): I'd still rather watch this porn plot than the new ghost busters though
Flatulancelot (14:53:56): That's sexist
Cryin' Ted (14:55:58): here's a sexist idea
Farto Rubio (14:56:03): you'd know you scored a 0
Cryin' Ted (14:56:16): make a Toy Story esque movie about what housewives do when their husbands are out doing the real work
Farto Rubio (14:56:58): lolol like the movie pets
Farto Rubio (14:57:01): or whatever its called
Farto Rubio (14:57:14): turns outt
Farto Rubio (14:57:22): hey just rub their asses on the couch
Cryin' Ted (14:57:32): poop in boxes full of sand
Cryin' Ted (14:58:02): now that's a good idea
Cryin' Ted (14:58:09): treat housewives like pets
Farto Rubio (14:58:15): "gotta cover my scent so my husband doesn't smell me make"
Flatulancelot (14:58:34): Call the nut busters
Cryin' Ted (15:00:51): my wife is possessed by some kind of sex demon!
Farto Rubio (15:00:52): ugh i got this nut I just can't bust
Farto Rubio (15:01:15): she keeps screaming "bbc! bbc! but we only have cspan"
Farto Rubio (15:01:22): "don't worry, us nut busters know what she needs"
Cryin' Ted (15:03:53): "Here's my dilemma. My wife accidentally pocket dialed me yesterday and I heard her say that her back door was getting wrecked. I thought our house was being robbed and was worried that she wouldn't be safe, even though I knew her friend Tyrone was over for coffee and would defend her. But when I got home, the back door was absolutely fine and it looked like nobody broke in! Even my wife said she didn't know what was going on. I suspect it may be ghosts. Nut busters, can you help me?"
Farto Rubio (15:58:32): oh boy
Farto Rubio (15:58:35): politic talk in my office
Farto Rubio (16:03:19): my boss is trying to become the next joe the plumber
Farto Rubio (16:03:31): "joe the forensic accountant" he's signing his letter
Flatulancelot (16:04:28): So he's running for office?
Flatulancelot (16:04:51): On the"Joe the ____" platform
Farto Rubio (16:04:54): no just writing a letter to some news paper i believe
Comrade Sanders (16:11:22): None
Farto Rubio (16:34:12): they're making another ice age movie?d
Farto Rubio (16:34:16): does the world really need that
Flatulancelot (16:38:22): Of course it does
Farto Rubio (16:38:39): the tagline is "kiss your ice goodbye"
Farto Rubio (16:38:48): like kiss your ass goodbye but it's not even close to rhyming
Farto Rubio (16:38:56): lets write the new ice age too
Farto Rubio (16:39:05): but its post humans
Farto Rubio (16:39:19): and there's human buildings everywhere and the animals mistake them for gifts from the god
Farto Rubio (16:39:20): gods
Farto Rubio (16:39:48): as well as regular human objects hilariously mis-used by the animals
Farto Rubio (16:43:13): "and this is what we call a pointer, the gods would use it to point at things that were very important"
Farto Rubio (16:43:25): then the sloth thing picks up a big purple dildo and uses it to point at things
Cryin' Ted (18:54:50): Now that's a movie I'd take my kids to
Cryin' Ted (20:24:42): None
Flatulancelot (20:25:29): I really wanna believe this is real
Flatulancelot (20:25:53): And I'm not willing to look up the alternative definitions of boner
Cryin' Ted (20:28:57): It is real
Cryin' Ted (20:29:07): Apparently in the 50s boner meant mistake
Cryin' Ted (20:29:35): http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/
Flatulancelot (20:30:23): Guys, my boner made a boner. I had a boner, got a bitch pregnant, what a boner.
Comrade Sanders (21:06:52): Anyone want shrooms?
Comrade Sanders (21:07:04): I can get them cheap
Cryin' Ted (21:07:05): Nah I'm good
Cryin' Ted (21:07:15): I'll take some bud tho ;)
Flatulancelot (21:07:20): Marc the Narc
Comrade Sanders (21:07:53): SHIT THEY FOUND ME OUT. WHO KNEW THWY COULD RYHME.
Comrade Sanders (21:08:35): Nah a busy grew his own. Like a shot ton he is trying to move
Cryin' Ted (21:09:15): Wear a wire
Flatulancelot (21:09:21): You're not really denying the whole narc angle here
Comrade Sanders (21:09:54): Listen I gotta pay the bills some how. Narcing pays good
Comrade Sanders (21:11:04): There is a Mexican kid playing oddly cake with himself in the window of the path.
Comrade Sanders (21:11:10): So I'm good with the wall
Comrade Sanders (21:30:31): If that's not targeted Ads I don't know what is
Flatulancelot (21:31:37): You really scream Bill Clinton supporter to me
Comrade Sanders (21:32:02): I think it's more American tank tops
Comrade Sanders (21:32:17): Is wear both
Saturday, 18 June 2016
Flatulancelot (00:28:10): How does John c Reilly, an Oscar nominated actor, get away with playing a retard. For four seasons now. Plus the five seasons of awesome show
Cryin' Ted (00:28:31): ooh cherry green
Cryin' Ted (00:28:35): honk honk
Flatulancelot (00:28:49): Tastes like dust
Cryin' Ted (00:29:02): if you smell sweet smoke get out, she's gonna blow
Flatulancelot (00:29:32): This clam boy will become a clam man
Flatulancelot (00:29:57): I wonder if he actually started driving that car inside the dealership
Cryin' Ted (00:35:26): no way that's real lol
Cryin' Ted (14:15:05): ignore the fucktards at the bottom of the screen\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wa_nUGqilY
Cryin' Ted (14:16:31): this is going to be good
Flatulancelot (14:34:03): Murder Charles coming to prime time
Flatulancelot (17:40:48): Hit a bird with my car.
Flatulancelot (17:41:32): had poor sense timing
Comrade Sanders (17:41:47): Your not British.
Comrade Sanders (17:41:53): You can just say hooker
Cryin' Ted (17:56:29): Did the bird splash against the windshield like in my dreams
Flatulancelot (18:25:28): Nah. Went out like a pussy. Hit the front bumper
Cryin' Ted (18:37:10): That ain't no real nigga
Flatulancelot (18:39:44): Bird up
Cryin' Ted (18:40:13): Ranch it up
Sunday, 19 June 2016
Cryin' Ted (10:31:05): Can't wait to see all these dads today
Flatulancelot (11:50:04): Apparently on game thrones, a lot of the father son shit happens on Father's day. Ned dying. Tyrion killing his dad. Tonight is battle of the bastard, two boys with daddy issues
Farto Rubio (11:50:30): No spoilers I'm behind
Cryin' Ted (11:52:08): Let's just say there are going to be a lot of drunk dads missing Jon snows dance recitals tonight
Comrade Sanders (14:26:47): Lets be real here. We all know the big reveal is that it was all a big D&D game
Comrade Sanders (14:27:47): A show like that wouldn't be bad. Like you know it's just a D&D game
Comrade Sanders (14:27:50): But you film it.
Comrade Sanders (14:27:59): And have the meta chargers do shit
Farto Rubio (14:28:04): Ned stark wants to do the right thing. He rolls a 1. He ends gets decapitated.
Cryin' Ted (14:28:38): It'd be interesting to watch a show where people vote what happens next
Comrade Sanders (14:28:48): It's just Sean Bean at a table drunk
Comrade Sanders (14:28:55): Going when I can come back
Cryin' Ted (14:29:19): Like imagine people submit what they want to happen next and everyone votes for their favorite answer. Like imagine a reddit up votes scenario
Comrade Sanders (14:29:58): I feel like it would be to hard to control and it would just be the female talent naked
Comrade Sanders (14:30:48): The show would be titled hitler did nothing wrong and each episode would be called the chicken tendies and the quest for good boy points
Cryin' Ted (14:31:13): Well that would be half the fun
Cryin' Ted (14:31:30): The show ends on a cliffhanger, I.e. what will Ned stark do next
Comrade Sanders (14:31:30): NEW SHOW IDEA. CHICKEN TENDIES AND THE QUEST FOR GOOD BOY POINTS
Cryin' Ted (14:32:00): I'm gonna get a high score
Flatulancelot (14:32:28): Plot: Donald Trump runs for President
Comrade Sanders (14:32:39): No politics
Farto Rubio (14:33:01): He did it all for the tendies
Flatulancelot (14:33:34): So he could get that cookie
Farto Rubio (14:34:29): And stick it up his YEAH
Comrade Sanders (14:39:19): Brian did you like your own post
Comrade Sanders (14:39:29): Or did Fred durst
Cryin' Ted (14:39:35): It was a pretty solid post
Farto Rubio (14:40:01): How can one not like a Fred durst lyric
Flatulancelot (14:40:20): Like a chainsaw, what
Farto Rubio (14:42:49): None
Cryin' Ted (14:43:06): *personnel
Cryin' Ted (16:42:23): Christian Gym Memes have changed my life
Comrade Sanders (17:23:44): The look on his face is like. Yup I have created a monster
Cryin' Ted (20:02:07): Little did he know, his daughter would be in that position for the majority of her adult life
Comrade Sanders (20:02:33): DAMN DANIEL
Flatulancelot (20:04:30): First base. That's a good one
Monday, 20 June 2016
Farto Rubio (08:33:35): Happy worldwide refugee day gringos
Comrade Sanders (09:17:22): IT Fucked me, so i want to make my password FUCK_IT
Farto Rubio (09:18:09): Make your password "YoureGay"
Farto Rubio (09:18:25): well make that an answer to a security question
Farto Rubio (09:18:38): so then has to ask you to answer them to reset your password
Farto Rubio (09:18:44): "Youre security question is "Who is gay?""
Farto Rubio (09:18:47): "You're gay"
Farto Rubio (09:18:49): "that's correct"
Comrade Sanders (09:21:03): My Password is IT is a bunch of Faggots
Comrade Sanders (09:21:09): Sir that cant be your password
Comrade Sanders (09:21:11): Sorry
Comrade Sanders (09:21:20): IT is a bunch of Faggots 1
Cryin' Ted (09:21:40): That'll show them
Comrade Sanders (11:56:33): Fist base am I right
Farto Rubio (12:06:55): oh yea, get some tongue
Farto Rubio (12:07:03): nothing better than some T
Farto Rubio (12:07:08): (tongue)
Farto Rubio (15:21:01): anyone want to trade jobs
Comrade Sanders (15:21:34): you can have my night job
Farto Rubio (15:23:20): whats that
Flatulancelot (15:27:14): None
Comrade Sanders (16:03:28): you are the token black guy
Cryin' Ted (16:22:34): hey guys, can you help me settle an argument i'm having at work
Cryin' Ted (16:22:58): should people of color be forced to eat from a food trough located behind the building
Farto Rubio (16:23:12): whats in the trough
Cryin' Ted (16:23:18): slop
Cryin' Ted (16:23:28): corn to fatten em up
Flatulancelot (16:29:31): Didn't we have an idea for a trough centered restaurant?
Farto Rubio (16:34:55): corn slop huh
Farto Rubio (16:34:59): clop as it's called
Flatulancelot (16:36:03): Now I remember. It's all you can eat. But it's all you can eat in 15 minutes
Flatulancelot (16:36:10): And we serve you in a trough
Flatulancelot (16:37:04): It's how we get so many people in and out on a daily basis
Comrade Sanders (17:52:24): The better question is who hired coloreds Pete.
Comrade Sanders (18:27:12): i was waiting for my coworkers to leave so i can rip so much ass
Farto Rubio (18:31:52): I like doing it as I walk past coworkers desks. It's a power move.
Tuesday, 21 June 2016
Flatulancelot (08:54:02): You guys wanna get a game of poker going sometime soon?
Farto Rubio (08:55:01): As long as your okay with me taking all your money \ufffd
Cryin' Ted (09:08:03): sure
Cryin' Ted (09:08:06): i aint got shit going on this weekend
Cryin' Ted (09:08:14): i'd be down
Farto Rubio (10:15:31): maybe also basketball or tennis?
Farto Rubio (10:15:35): if it's nice out
Flatulancelot (10:16:14): Yah
Comrade Sanders (11:02:40): I could dunk over brian
Comrade Sanders (11:02:52): and i can bring my skatebaord
Comrade Sanders (11:03:03): Im Brian and I like to Skate Board
Comrade Sanders (11:03:38): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YPaDZMtSDPs/hqdefault.jpg
Comrade Sanders (11:38:57): There has to be a Jaws parody called Jews right
Comrade Sanders (11:39:04): like that has to be a thing
Farto Rubio (11:39:40): instead of massive teeth, victims get snorted through massive noses
Farto Rubio (11:39:45): no bank is safe
Flatulancelot (11:54:59): their money grubbing fingers are the real threat
Flatulancelot (11:55:41): but are they the enemy, when they're the only one keeping the world economy afloat?
Comrade Sanders (11:56:02): its a movie to show us that
Comrade Sanders (11:56:07): to make us think
Flatulancelot (11:56:16): or sink
Flatulancelot (11:57:02): sink or swim... oi vey. I can't go in the water yet. I just had a tuna sandwich for lunch no more then 10 minutes ago
Farto Rubio (11:57:42): Gerald! The brisket is almost done!
Flatulancelot (11:58:36): Esther! The economy is tanking again. Get my bag ready. Time to go to the docks.
Farto Rubio (11:59:02): In this movie we'll answer the age old question
Farto Rubio (11:59:07): All jew's are commies
Farto Rubio (11:59:18): Or jew's run all the worlds banks and run capitalism
Farto Rubio (11:59:23): which one is it? you decide
Flatulancelot (12:00:10): i never understood that accusation. Are we commies or are we running the global economy. make up your minds you stupid Gentiles
Flatulancelot (12:01:11): or maybe its that we're showing the world how bad one is, so that we are led to choose the other. Jews are shepherding in a new era
Flatulancelot (12:01:23): Trump is the second coming
Flatulancelot (12:01:44): done for the day. bye
Farto Rubio (12:01:58): trump did say he only trusts jews with his money
Cryin' Ted (12:43:19): http://sciencefiction.com/2016/06/20/denver-comic-con-2016-karl-urban-confirms-judge-dredd-2/?a
Farto Rubio (12:44:13): awesome
Farto Rubio (12:44:18): that was a great movie
Flatulancelot (12:45:37): I should watch it again. i don't remember much
Flatulancelot (12:45:39): i was high
Flatulancelot (12:45:43): or drunk
Flatulancelot (12:45:44): or both
Cryin' Ted (12:47:12): it was a cool movie
Comrade Sanders (12:47:34): Gavin Free worked on it
Farto Rubio (12:53:02): who dat
Cryin' Ted (12:54:42): You probably know him better as Gavin Slave No More
Farto Rubio (12:55:16): Oh Gavin Freeman
Comrade Sanders (12:57:28): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavin_Free
Farto Rubio (12:58:10): oh he worked on hot fuzz, nice
Farto Rubio (15:44:09): http://www.clickhole.com/article/body-image-win-thesauruscom-just-added-300-pounds--4481
Farto Rubio (15:54:33): did you know it's a hate crime to draw ursula from the little mermaid as skinny?
Farto Rubio (15:54:47): None
Farto Rubio (15:54:51): man i love the internet
Cryin' Ted (16:04:40): This is a doozy
Farto Rubio (16:16:17): None
Cryin' Ted (16:17:11): Is it really that bad to lose weight and exercise lol
Farto Rubio (16:17:52): Diet and exercise? I might as well get a drink with Bill Cosby
Farto Rubio (16:17:54): same thing
Comrade Sanders (16:18:11): I don't get people
Comrade Sanders (16:18:13): I'm fat.
Comrade Sanders (16:18:20): I'm trying not to be
Cryin' Ted (16:18:37): Let me rape the pounds off ya
Comrade Sanders (16:18:39): I don't expect the world to cater to me and for 10/10 models to want to bang me
Farto Rubio (16:19:42): Yea it's like fat is now treated as a race. I don't get it but it's fun to laugh at the absurdities it brings like the picture i just posted
Cryin' Ted (16:20:08): This is a very small subset of women who have internet access lol
Farto Rubio (16:20:32): But boy howdy am I glad they have it
Cryin' Ted (16:24:35): I don't really eat pork but I love me some pigs
Farto Rubio (16:25:01): I am pig girl OIIIINK
Flatulancelot (16:27:20): Pork rinds are the shit
Farto Rubio (16:27:35): Hellz yea they are
Farto Rubio (16:27:51): It's a shame they're hard to find, I have to buy them at liquor stores usually lol
Flatulancelot (16:28:32): Pretty sure stop n shop has them
Flatulancelot (16:29:04): ACME for sure
Flatulancelot (16:29:50): Marc. Fuck your nutritionist. Get on this keto shit
Flatulancelot (16:30:14): Eat fat all day. It's great
Comrade Sanders (16:31:15): I see no gainz
Comrade Sanders (16:31:18): on you
Comrade Sanders (16:31:34): i only listen to Ape Swole Jacked bros
Farto Rubio (16:31:49): I'm just gonna start following the japanese pornstar diet
Farto Rubio (16:31:55): I only eat paper but I can eat all the paper I want
Comrade Sanders (16:31:58): semen and cokaoraches
Comrade Sanders (16:32:22): oh, well we watch very different videos
Farto Rubio (16:32:36): are the pornstars not paper thin?
Flatulancelot (16:33:19): Dr. Bukaki say eat paper.
Comrade Sanders (16:36:30): Im Dr Acula
Cryin' Ted (16:40:51): Do Paleo, it's the best
Comrade Sanders (16:41:58): I only eat blood and baby powder
Comrade Sanders (16:42:07): thats powder made out of babies
Cryin' Ted (16:43:23): Low carb is the way to go but I can never say no to pizza
Comrade Sanders (16:44:05): its just calrioes in calrioes out
Farto Rubio (16:44:09): yea i can't ever go back to eating pasta on the reg i feel like shit after
Comrade Sanders (16:44:11): you can eat as much as you want
Comrade Sanders (16:44:16): you just gotta pound it out
Cryin' Ted (16:44:36): But it is true your body processes stuff differently
Farto Rubio (16:44:51): im just letting the free market decide what I eat from now on
Farto Rubio (16:44:58): the invisible hand will help me fit into my pants
Farto Rubio (16:45:09): and give me a reach around as it does
Cryin' Ted (16:45:13): Now you're using Common Sense
Comrade Sanders (18:32:36): http://i.imgur.com/aTr6Afr.gifv
Flatulancelot (18:45:26): Das some quality planet urff giffage
Farto Rubio (19:57:37): For when you gotta let your girl know she's special
Flatulancelot (19:59:26): Shaft!
Wednesday, 22 June 2016
Comrade Sanders (09:01:22): http://www.tactics.com/tactics/for-skateboarding
Comrade Sanders (09:01:35): There is a Bernie line for skating
Comrade Sanders (09:01:52): so if you guys want to learn and promote your solciast agenda
Farto Rubio (09:03:38): None
Comrade Sanders (09:06:03): http://www.tactics.com/enjoi/drumpf-825-r7-ltd-skateboard-deck
Cryin' Ted (10:04:57): finally, a skateboard that gets ME
Comrade Sanders (10:15:03): Brian, you still know how to ride?
Farto Rubio (10:15:22): A true rider never forgets
Farto Rubio (10:15:26): But I wasn't so yea I forgot
Farto Rubio (10:15:56): I think I can probably do ok and pick it back up. \xa0I did used to practice everyday in middle school lol
Farto Rubio (10:24:17): you guys wanna form skater gang
Comrade Sanders (10:47:06): Kool Kids Klub
Cryin' Ted (11:40:42): I'm in
Cryin' Ted (11:40:48): Teach me how to skate Marc
Comrade Sanders (11:40:55): first be white
Comrade Sanders (11:41:04): second middle to upper middle class
Comrade Sanders (11:41:09): third hate your dad
Farto Rubio (11:41:29): 3/3 im ona rolllll
Comrade Sanders (11:41:50): you all ready know how then
Comrade Sanders (11:42:00): its like black people and bass
Comrade Sanders (11:42:12): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5_HmOGT8jM
Farto Rubio (12:35:55): it's 1230
Farto Rubio (12:36:04): im just tarting my work day right now out of boredom
Farto Rubio (12:36:06): starting
Cryin' Ted (13:05:48): hardly working or working hard?
Farto Rubio (13:06:36): im hardly hard
Flatulancelot (13:07:14): None
Flatulancelot (13:07:41): pete, your mind has been assimilated by the interwebs
Cryin' Ted (13:07:42): this is my legacy
Cryin' Ted (13:07:53): i want my grandkids to repost this dank meme
Flatulancelot (13:08:05): all i did was search "working hard or hardly working" in groupme media search
Flatulancelot (13:08:07): then bam
Cryin' Ted (13:08:26): jesus
Flatulancelot (13:08:27): you are now become internet, destroyer of worlds
Cryin' Ted (13:08:36): im glad you guys know i wrote this
Cryin' Ted (13:08:50): back when i used to check /r/trees it would get reposted every few months and hit the front page
Flatulancelot (13:10:26): in the bowl that is dank memes, yours is an integral part of the fabric that is the resinous build up, never to be cleaned
Cryin' Ted (13:11:13): thanks, that means a lot to me
Comrade Sanders (13:30:51): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNf1SQeT_I
Comrade Sanders (13:30:58): someone made it into a movie
Comrade Sanders (13:31:05): and they arent the right voices
Comrade Sanders (13:31:52): Pete you are now a GOd
Farto Rubio (13:31:55): that's actually pretty good quality lol
Farto Rubio (13:32:05): this is as weird as when people would send lori anime pictures of nala they drew
Farto Rubio (13:32:11): im 100% people jerked it to nala
Comrade Sanders (13:32:26): anime nala or real
Farto Rubio (13:32:43): they probably drew her and then jerked off to that
Farto Rubio (13:32:59): but I wouldn't put it past them to jerk it to the real thing
Cryin' Ted (13:39:19): jesus christ
Cryin' Ted (13:39:35): someone made a video of a comic in MS paint while stoned
Cryin' Ted (13:39:45): i'm less surprised about people jerking off to your dead cat
Farto Rubio (13:40:06): it's weird but that I have less trouble wrapping my head around
Cryin' Ted (13:41:24): that nala instagram was impressive in a scary way
Farto Rubio (15:00:26): None
Farto Rubio (15:00:33): this is depressing lol
Flatulancelot (15:03:35): shut up with your first world problems
Flatulancelot (15:14:41): None
Flatulancelot (15:14:49): conspiracy much...
Flatulancelot (15:15:01): fucking jews got to google
Flatulancelot (15:15:05): abandon ship
Comrade Sanders (15:26:25): Google censors its results
Comrade Sanders (15:26:46): its pretty well known that they pushed for hiliary
Comrade Sanders (15:27:12): you couldnt get an autocorrect for hiliary clintion indiment
Comrade Sanders (15:27:26): but you could get sanders soicliast and trump rascist
Comrade Sanders (15:27:52): literally all the powers at be are trying to make Hillary president
Comrade Sanders (15:27:58): and she is still fucking it up
Comrade Sanders (15:28:07): Women am i right
Farto Rubio (15:28:52): they need a man to run her campaign
Farto Rubio (15:29:01): a guy who has the balls to do what needs to be done
Comrade Sanders (15:30:05): they are saying she has so much money from fundraising but she spent it so shitly that trump gets more mediua
Farto Rubio (15:31:29): the media also just has a hard on for trump
Farto Rubio (15:31:38): he gets views
Comrade Sanders (16:07:30): love him or hate him they show his face
Comrade Sanders (16:08:12): None
Cryin' Ted (16:13:00): Isn't he losing support now
Flatulancelot (16:15:36): he is. and him not raising money is a problem not for his campaign, but for that of the down ballot races.
Flatulancelot (16:15:57): they rely heavily on the nominee to raise funding for the RNC at large, which is not doing
Flatulancelot (16:16:26): so he may be getting free media, but if he don't have a congress or senate behind him, he'll be worse off than Obama has been
Flatulancelot (16:18:30): what's telling is that after 8 years of one party in the executive, the opposition party will usually get the groundswell of support. Bush sr was an exception to the case
Flatulancelot (16:19:36): trump is bucking the trend. so while a republican should be way up in the polls, this cycle is an exception because of the candidate
Flatulancelot (16:20:46): so Hillary should not really be up in any polls, but she is. and it is not because she is so beloved, liked some might say about Bush sr.
Flatulancelot (16:21:00): she has just as bad negatives as he does
Cryin' Ted (16:22:12): Do you think someone else will get the nomination besides trump
Flatulancelot (16:22:54): it's quite possible actually
Farto Rubio (16:23:31): it would destroy the rnc if it happened i think
Farto Rubio (16:23:36): it would piss off a lot of people
Farto Rubio (16:23:38): but i'd be ok with that
Flatulancelot (16:24:37): one of the delegates from Colorado is leading the effort and she is on the rules committee. She was interviewed last night. She is sponsoring a conscious clause, which would "allow" delegates, on moral/religious/conscious grounds to not vote for trump or abstain
Flatulancelot (16:25:42): and even if the rules dont change, she brought up the fact that the Supreme court has stated on 3 occasions that no matter what label a delegate has, bound or unbound, it carries no legal weight. they can vote however they'd like
Flatulancelot (16:26:52): but for the rule to pass, they need 56 votes in favor as there are 112 delegates on the rules committee. they have 16 confirmed and this is before Thursday, when the contact information for the remaining delegates on the rules committee is released publicly
Cryin' Ted (16:27:13): Didn't a lot already pledge support for trump already
Flatulancelot (16:27:16): at which point this CO delegate will reach out the the remaining ~90 or so on the rules committee
Flatulancelot (16:28:10): pledge doesn't matter.
Flatulancelot (16:28:25): paul ryan pledged his support then walked in back 1 day later after the judge remarks
Flatulancelot (16:28:51): it's also telling that all the corporate sponsors have backed away
Flatulancelot (16:30:55): So yeah, Cleveland is gonna be a shitshow
Farto Rubio (16:45:28): the sponsors are leaving cause they know they can't influence trump with their promises of bourgeoisie money \ufffd
Comrade Sanders (16:48:17): Trump isnt loyal to no many
Comrade Sanders (16:48:19): man
Comrade Sanders (16:48:23): he fuck what he want
Comrade Sanders (16:48:29): whether it be models
Comrade Sanders (16:48:32): the ecomony
Comrade Sanders (16:48:37): more models
Comrade Sanders (16:48:52): Literally this election is between a dousche and a turd
Comrade Sanders (16:49:03): and made me realize the media sucks
Comrade Sanders (16:49:08): and the goverment sucks
Comrade Sanders (16:49:14): and most americans suck
Comrade Sanders (16:49:21): but we suck less
Flatulancelot (16:49:35): We?
Comrade Sanders (16:49:41): america
Comrade Sanders (16:49:49): you Josh, you suck more
Comrade Sanders (16:50:35): you are the ecomony of greece, the work ethic of spain, the food of england and the weird fetishes of japan
Comrade Sanders (16:52:10): You know whats weird
Comrade Sanders (16:52:25): if Prince William or Prince Harry went to a strip club
Comrade Sanders (16:52:46): they would be putting pictures of there grandma in the the strippers underwear
Comrade Sanders (21:03:51): As soon as I'm over 26. I'm voting for the most war monger candidates. Since I'm past the draft age
Cryin' Ted (21:04:35): That'll show those punks
Farto Rubio (21:04:55): I heard they're talking about expanding the draft age tho
Comrade Sanders (21:05:09): Nah put the woman in
Comrade Sanders (21:05:44): We put them behind enemy lines until\nThey nah the enemy soldiers to death
Flatulancelot (21:09:57): Sounds like Hillary is your girl
Farto Rubio (21:10:27): She is the war hawk
Cryin' Ted (21:12:57): Time to shill for the hill
Thursday, 23 June 2016
Comrade Sanders (06:44:27): None
Comrade Sanders (06:44:45): I might have laughed a little to hard at this.
Comrade Sanders (09:22:52): BRexit is happening today
Comrade Sanders (09:23:00): well the vote
Farto Rubio (09:23:21): yea markets have been blue balled all week waiting for it to happen
Farto Rubio (09:23:39): Can't wait to see if britain decides to separate from the island
Farto Rubio (09:25:23): hope they don't exit it though it'll be bad for everyone
Flatulancelot (09:26:35): Hopefully Isis will be able to join the union in their place
Comrade Sanders (09:31:04): Its there choice
Comrade Sanders (09:31:23): then we can take over the world with a weekend eu
Comrade Sanders (09:31:28): USA USA USA
Comrade Sanders (09:31:55): Also, would bang Kate Middleton
Comrade Sanders (09:32:01): Lets get to the real topic
Comrade Sanders (09:32:10): Hot British Bitches
Comrade Sanders (09:34:06): Billie Piper
Comrade Sanders (09:34:10): would bang
Comrade Sanders (09:40:19): Also dont go to Isle of Man for vacation, was ver diapointed buy the lack of Isle and of Man
Farto Rubio (10:46:30): a lot of people are comparing the UK Independence Party to Trump
Flatulancelot (10:56:09): Look up Boris Johnson
Flatulancelot (10:56:26): They might be related
Flatulancelot (10:57:10): He looks like a former pro wrestler from the 80s turned former London mayor turned Trump supporter
Farto Rubio (10:57:59): None
Farto Rubio (10:58:07): here's a random sampling from google images
Flatulancelot (10:59:10): None
Flatulancelot (10:59:18): Got the hair of Bernie x Trump
Comrade Sanders (11:00:17): Yup he loves Trump alright #Build That Wall
Farto Rubio (11:01:20): Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
Flatulancelot (11:01:46): http://i.imgur.com/Cc76VXZ.jpg
Comrade Sanders (11:02:48): Did you know GoGurt is just Yogurt
Comrade Sanders (11:03:41): http://cdn.ymaservices.com/editorial_service/media/images/000/068/675/compressed/gif_460x439_9d698c.gif?1415713706
Flatulancelot (11:03:48): And all this time I thought it was the leftover drippings of semen from the factory workers that didn't make it into the Chobani
Comrade Sanders (11:05:00): I miss that show
Comrade Sanders (11:05:07): well the good seasons
Comrade Sanders (11:05:11): 1-3
Comrade Sanders (11:05:14): mainly 2
Comrade Sanders (11:05:40): season 2 of community might be the best season on televison of all time
Flatulancelot (11:05:58): Don't go overboard there Marcy
Flatulancelot (11:06:55): None
Flatulancelot (11:07:10): Brian might have to fight you
Comrade Sanders (11:08:19): Josh did you kid nap those childern to start your sociliasr agenda?
Comrade Sanders (11:08:29): because you go with Asians
Flatulancelot (11:08:58): Do you not have HBO? What kind of capitalist American are you?
Comrade Sanders (11:10:57): i do
Comrade Sanders (11:11:01): never watched the wire
Comrade Sanders (11:11:20): i skip most HBO shows
Comrade Sanders (11:11:25): No GOT for me
Comrade Sanders (11:11:29): No wire
Comrade Sanders (11:11:47): i watched Entourage in 1 week on HBO GO
Farto Rubio (11:12:22): lol
Farto Rubio (11:12:47): The Wire is the best show of all time for serious shit. But season 2 community is god level comedy
Farto Rubio (11:13:04): I don't think its fair to compare a drama to a comedy anyways
Flatulancelot (11:14:22): In all fairness, Marc did say that season 2 of community was the best season of television period
Flatulancelot (11:14:26): Regardless of genre
Comrade Sanders (11:15:21): Did you know Star Burns was a writer for the show
Farto Rubio (11:15:45): Yea he's involved in a lot of Adult Swim stuff
Farto Rubio (11:15:50): he's a funny dude
Flatulancelot (11:16:00): probably rick and morty, too.
Flatulancelot (11:16:13): I'm gonna throw into contention Mr. Robot as one of the best seasons of television ever. maybe not the greatest ever, but it was fucking stellar
Comrade Sanders (11:16:25): it was amazing
Flatulancelot (11:16:26): acting, writing, cinematography
Flatulancelot (11:16:31): editing
Comrade Sanders (11:16:37): im trying to see if i can get the primer for season 2
Comrade Sanders (11:16:44): we get early access to shit
Flatulancelot (11:17:10): honestly, i like binging on a show
Flatulancelot (11:17:27): like, wait til it's over, then watch in one go
Cryin' Ted (11:26:35): honestly
Cryin' Ted (11:26:41): i gotta agree with brian and josh here
Cryin' Ted (11:26:49): s4 of the wire is the best season in TV history
Cryin' Ted (11:27:08): You really should give that show a try marc
Comrade Sanders (11:45:00): None
Comrade Sanders (11:45:10): Only TV i need
Comrade Sanders (11:46:24): Sable is married to Brock Lesner?
Comrade Sanders (11:46:41): what did i miss not watching Wrestling past 2003
Cryin' Ted (11:47:29): becoming a juggalo
Comrade Sanders (11:49:41): remember the good ole days when wrestling wasnt so baby faced and you could RKO a woman no questions asked
Cryin' Ted (11:52:15): man you'd love saudi arabia
Farto Rubio (12:20:47): GOP got overruled in congress, that fiduciary ruling for financial advisers is a go go go
Flatulancelot (12:24:44): they didnt really get overruled. their veto failed to pass muster
Flatulancelot (12:25:12): so Emperor Obama is the one that did not get overruled
Farto Rubio (12:32:57): Irregardless
Farto Rubio (12:33:09): For all tents and purposes
Farto Rubio (12:40:29): None
Farto Rubio (12:45:31): I'm coming out as a brown haired Caucasian male
Farto Rubio (12:45:40): There I said it, you can now stop talking behind my back about it
Flatulancelot (12:47:29): this may be the single most idiotic dialogue i have seen coming from NPR
Flatulancelot (12:47:45): this has got to be what Marc sees in us
Farto Rubio (12:48:14): http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/589/transcript if anyone is bored and wants a laugh
Flatulancelot (12:48:29): Friends, it's about time I tell you. I was circumcised.
Flatulancelot (12:48:34): there, i said it
Comrade Sanders (12:49:50): This is really insensitive, im a closeted fat american, and people who have the courage to come out as fat is really tough, you think fighting a war is tough, try explaining to your family that your fat
Farto Rubio (12:50:43): There's bravery, then there's real bravery
Flatulancelot (12:51:00): try coming out as fat and then telling them you're gonna try and lose weight... I guess my identity is a choice after all
Flatulancelot (12:52:01): the choice to go from chubby to slim, then slim chubby-chaser really threw my mind for a whirl
Comrade Sanders (13:26:34): what the most offensive sentence you think you ever said?
Farto Rubio (13:27:30): hmm
Flatulancelot (13:29:58): offensive how?
Flatulancelot (13:30:01): like in what sense
Comrade Sanders (13:31:48): like mine was "Yea but that nigga a faggot"
Flatulancelot (13:35:38): i think what I did was more offensive than what I said. Zach and I were with my mom, heading to the Met. Right down the street is an office for the church of Scientology. I didn't notice it at first, but then saw, if my memory serves me correctly, a stained-glass window with shit about Zenu and some pamphlets about e-meters. So i backtracked, looked into there office. This black woman just stared as me. I then realized I had come across a unicorn in the wild. I lifted a finger, pointed at her, and laughed. Audibly. I couldn't stop.
Flatulancelot (13:36:05): then we walked forward a bit
Flatulancelot (13:36:17): then i ran back just to point and laugh again
Flatulancelot (13:36:32): i am not really sure that I feel bad about it
Farto Rubio (14:04:29): yea that's pretty bad
Flatulancelot (14:05:02): eh. i'm cool with it
Flatulancelot (14:05:10): i shit on all religions
Farto Rubio (14:06:09): I guess back when I thought all girls were friendzoning sluts
Comrade Sanders (14:07:42): Josh you are very diverse in shitting on religion, so good on you for hating everything equally
Farto Rubio (14:08:21): indian people are cheap
Farto Rubio (14:08:24): there i said it
Comrade Sanders (14:08:40): Indian people are the worst
Comrade Sanders (14:08:48): well the ones on NJ trainsit
Comrade Sanders (14:08:58): and at metro park
Comrade Sanders (14:09:03): all others im okay with
Flatulancelot (14:10:01): wrong. everyone is cheap.
Flatulancelot (14:10:15): i worked as a server long enough to know that everyone is cheap
Flatulancelot (14:10:28): and just the opposite, everyone can also be generous
Farto Rubio (14:10:33): I thought it was a part of pride in indian culture though
Farto Rubio (14:10:47): they literally have an indian discount student driver school thats really only used by indians
Farto Rubio (14:10:53): and it has indian driving school in the name
Farto Rubio (14:11:11): also i saw a guy put a can of vegetables back because his coupon to save 25 cents wasn't accepted
Farto Rubio (14:11:18): i will never forget that
Flatulancelot (14:11:37): yeah well people poor brian
Flatulancelot (14:11:41): get used to it
Flatulancelot (14:11:52): this america, land of the free, home of the po'
Farto Rubio (14:11:53): i don't get why they just inherit a lot of money
Farto Rubio (14:12:07): they just don't* inherit a lot of money
Farto Rubio (14:12:12): it's not hard
Farto Rubio (14:12:15): find your rich relative
Flatulancelot (14:12:21): so poor they can't afford the "o-r"
Farto Rubio (14:12:22): become thier favorite grandson/nephew/whatever
Farto Rubio (14:12:24): then kill the
Farto Rubio (14:12:25): them
Comrade Sanders (14:34:28): I made thumbs up borris my desktop background
Comrade Sanders (15:19:57): also all the girls i email from sale, i looked them up on linkedin, banging
Farto Rubio (15:20:38): ?
Comrade Sanders (15:30:43): i email netwokrks for tracking and shit
Comrade Sanders (15:30:51): all the assistants are hot young women
Comrade Sanders (15:30:54): and Pedro
Comrade Sanders (15:31:04): but Pedro doesnt do his damn job
Farto Rubio (15:35:43): lol you should meet the joe who works here
Farto Rubio (15:36:09): he looks up our clients daughters on facebook and shows me. and he looked up the facebook of the new girl and showed me her beach album lol
Farto Rubio (15:36:14): it was odd to say the least
Farto Rubio (15:37:28): Finally made more in one day of trading than 1 day of wage slaving
Farto Rubio (15:37:43): Just don't ask to see my monthly or yearly performance
Comrade Sanders (15:39:04): Is there an audio book of the communist manifesto
Comrade Sanders (15:39:10): and is it nor free?
Farto Rubio (15:40:22): https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Manifesto.pdf
Farto Rubio (15:41:39): communist manifesto is a decent read, i read it frosh year of college for my intro to politcal theory class back when i still dreamed of being a poli sci major
Comrade Sanders (15:42:13): so thats where it all went down hill
Comrade Sanders (15:42:18): Found it guys
Comrade Sanders (15:42:23): we can stop looking
Farto Rubio (15:42:27): i'd say it was more my Marx and Marxism class
Comrade Sanders (15:42:32): mine was repeated head trama
Farto Rubio (15:42:34): also the fact I can see the world around me
Farto Rubio (15:42:51): lol i thought i had the head trauma
Farto Rubio (15:42:59): 1 hospitalization and 2 sets of stitches
Comrade Sanders (15:43:04): no you just retarded
Farto Rubio (15:43:56): no u
Comrade Sanders (15:44:05): you play soccer, you retarded, you white, you ben affleck
Farto Rubio (15:44:34): who doesn't want be b affleck
Farto Rubio (15:44:39): banged j-lo
Farto Rubio (15:44:48): had it in his prenup she had to put out at least 3 times a week
Comrade Sanders (15:44:49): and jennifer garner
Farto Rubio (15:44:50): thats baller
Comrade Sanders (15:45:00): was that real
Farto Rubio (15:45:06): i heard it on the radio
Farto Rubio (15:45:07): so yea
Farto Rubio (15:45:44): she also had a no cheating clause
Farto Rubio (15:45:53): I guess we all make promises we can't keep
Comrade Sanders (15:45:59): If i was a celebrity for just a day
Flatulancelot (15:46:36): None
Comrade Sanders (15:46:53): http://i.imgur.com/02oarlg.jpg
Farto Rubio (16:16:03): yay guns!
Comrade Sanders (16:16:50): the Democrats ended there sit in
Comrade Sanders (16:17:04): What is everyones views on guns
Comrade Sanders (16:17:15): like legit views
Farto Rubio (16:19:18): i think after a certain points gun aren't for self defense anymore. at what point im not sure. \xa0could they just be for a hobbyist, sure but they can also be used to kill people. \xa0chemist with degrees who know what they're doing aren't allowed to just buy deadly chemicals, hell you can't buy too much ibuprofen cause some people use it to make meth, so to say that you can restrict that but not certain guns seems dumb imo
Farto Rubio (16:20:21): but i also think the gun violence has other bigger factors than the number of guns we do or don't have in the streets
Farto Rubio (16:21:10): that's my $ 0.02
Comrade Sanders (16:26:27): I believe they are like cars, people should have a liscnec and understand that this can kill someone. but you can have a fun enjoyable time if your not stupid or mentally unstable
Comrade Sanders (16:27:00): but no black people, cant arm the negros
Farto Rubio (16:27:16): and also while it's understandable you want a truck to drive, driving a monster truck starts to become a danger to other car drivers
Comrade Sanders (16:33:17): yea so no automatic weapons
Flatulancelot (16:36:54): Automatic weapons have been illegal for decades
Flatulancelot (16:37:25): Guns should be registered
Flatulancelot (16:38:23): Banning assault weapons is the idea of people that don't understand what a rifle is
Flatulancelot (16:38:36): Just cause it looks scary isn't the problem
Flatulancelot (16:41:38): handguns are a bigger issue because they are much more easily concealed
Flatulancelot (16:42:07): also, the war on drugs should be considered a much more significant issue in relation to gun violence
Flatulancelot (16:42:52): Democrats banned foregrips in the 90s cause they thought it somehow made the gun they were attached to more dangerous
Flatulancelot (16:45:01): and fuck the Republicans that block the CDC from doing research into gun violence
Flatulancelot (16:45:09): suicide is actually the largest contributor to gun deaths, so that's something to consider
Flatulancelot (16:46:27): suicide is actually the largest contributor to gun deaths, so that's something to consider
Flatulancelot (16:46:27): fuck the NRA. they represent the manufacturers, who are incentivized to Sell sell sell
Farto Rubio (16:54:38): I was going to say a lot of gun deaths are probably attributable to poor people who can't afford mental health services
Comrade Sanders (17:06:47): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYuwXjlTqZw
Comrade Sanders (17:06:53): watch this with the CC on
Farto Rubio (17:22:10): None
Farto Rubio (17:22:14): I love this pic so much
Cryin' Ted (18:37:30): Did I miss the gun control debate? God damn it
Comrade Sanders (19:05:05): I hate public transportation so very very very much
Comrade Sanders (19:28:13): What ever Candiate can fix the trains gets my vote. I don't care his social polices. He or she makes he trains run. They got my vote. If even vote for Steve
Flatulancelot (19:28:49): Steve would get rid of trains in favor of hyper loop
Flatulancelot (19:29:48): None
Flatulancelot (19:35:22): Putin actually endorsed the idea for Russia. Said he wants Elon Musk to build that shit pronto
Comrade Sanders (19:42:04): Scientific discovery. So I have trying to figure this out. When a trains crowded. Indian people will only sit with other Indian people or stand. They won't sit inbetween 2 white people or 2 black propel
Cryin' Ted (19:43:26): Don't trust whitey
Comrade Sanders (19:43:41): Or blacky
Comrade Sanders (19:43:45): Or mexicany
Comrade Sanders (19:44:03): INDIAN PEOPLE ARE RASICST
Comrade Sanders (19:44:25): Or don't trust Europeans for there treatment of there home land
Comrade Sanders (19:45:03): I'm going to write a book.
Comrade Sanders (19:45:08): Why everyone sucks
Comrade Sanders (19:45:34): Give me any type of people, race, job. Anything I'll reply you why they suck
Flatulancelot (19:45:42): Already written. It's called The Bible. Maybe you can write the fourth edition
Comrade Sanders (19:45:53): King Marc's edition
Cryin' Ted (19:46:08): Tell me why Navajo Indians suck
Flatulancelot (19:46:10): And God said, fuck dem bitches
Comrade Sanders (19:46:42): There bead art relays on turquoise. Nothing but baige goes with turquoise
Comrade Sanders (19:46:52): Bad color pallet. Next
Farto Rubio (19:47:16): There is the "the gentleman's guide to racism" I think
Flatulancelot (19:47:17): Italians. Go
Cryin' Ted (19:47:25): Oh boy where do I start
Comrade Sanders (19:47:39): Lazy and big noses. Stealing all my air
Comrade Sanders (19:47:44): Next
Cryin' Ted (19:47:50): Hmongs
Comrade Sanders (19:48:05): Da fuq is that
Cryin' Ted (19:48:29): Mountain chinks
Comrade Sanders (19:49:06): Bad wifi and poor basket weaving design. I need flare for my wheat bin
Comrade Sanders (19:49:08): Next
Cryin' Ted (19:51:43): North Koreans
Comrade Sanders (19:57:26): like the Asian Rick Flair.
Comrade Sanders (19:57:34): But can't walk the Aisle.
Flatulancelot (21:18:40): https://youtu.be/zJCH1gk3D8s
Comrade Sanders (22:03:43): Well I'm getting arrested in Texas now
Friday, 24 June 2016
Comrade Sanders (09:20:36): So Britian Said FU EU
Cryin' Ted (09:25:44): so what does them leaving the EU mean
Comrade Sanders (09:28:27): they have 2 years to plan the exit
Comrade Sanders (09:33:51): the pound dropped hard, time to take over england and we will make the Unified Solified Alliance
Farto Rubio (10:05:51): Overnight England also lost its place as 5th biggest economy to France due to the drop in the pound
Farto Rubio (10:05:57): Sharpest drop in 31 years
Farto Rubio (10:08:00): not a single polling place in scotland voted to leave, but now theyre sucked in to. they're definitely gonna vote to leave the UK next referendum
Comrade Sanders (10:08:36): Europe is crumbling
Comrade Sanders (10:08:40): TIME TO ATTACK
Farto Rubio (10:09:20): thats literally what some people think putin is doing
Farto Rubio (10:09:24): lickin' his lips
Farto Rubio (10:09:34): for some prime cut of European meat
Comrade Sanders (10:10:01): President Trump will do what he needs to do.
Comrade Sanders (10:10:26): We can help Europe the best if we make it America
Farto Rubio (10:10:46): so we annex europe lol
Comrade Sanders (10:11:52): USA USA USA
Comrade Sanders (10:14:29): Side Note,
Comrade Sanders (10:14:42): Eric Kouston rides for Nike SB
Comrade Sanders (10:14:50): I thought he rode for girl
Comrade Sanders (10:18:48): side note to side note
Comrade Sanders (10:18:56): i realized you dont follow skateboarding
Comrade Sanders (10:19:00): back to politics
Farto Rubio (10:19:55): oh so I was talking with my mom about the brexit this morning
Farto Rubio (10:20:05): I said I thought it was a mistake and will be looked back as such
Farto Rubio (10:20:30): she said well 2-3 hundred years ago a certain group of people broke apart from UK and everyone told them they'd be worse off without their mother country etc
Farto Rubio (10:22:17): I said that was just a bunch of rich assholes who didn't want to pay their taxes
Farto Rubio (10:42:39): im reading more on this and idk how I feel now since the EU was mostly a super capitalist org. i mean it got voted through with the help of xenophobia and nationalism for sure but it might be a good thing actually
Farto Rubio (10:42:50): damn why can't issues be black and white
Comrade Sanders (10:55:16): I think if the people wanted to leave its up to them
Farto Rubio (11:07:45): the campaign to leave was full of lies
Farto Rubio (11:07:51): so that should be considered as well
Farto Rubio (11:11:51): the conservative rupert murdoch even went as far just preventing john oliver's show on the brexit from airing until after the vote. and there was a large lie that the UK contributed 350m a week to the EU when really it was 190 million of which from that they reveied some back
Cryin' Ted (11:12:37): hoo boy
Flatulancelot (11:13:22): Ends justify the means???
Cryin' Ted (11:22:24): you know it baby
Farto Rubio (11:23:14): is it time to start yelling over each other with our political views again
Comrade Sanders (11:23:16): I dont trust John Oliver as a reporter though
Farto Rubio (11:23:27): KILL WHITEY
Comrade Sanders (11:23:35): the daily show either
Comrade Sanders (11:23:39): anything on MSNBC
Cryin' Ted (11:23:43): i don't trust john oliver as a human being
Comrade Sanders (11:23:44): or FOox news
Farto Rubio (11:23:49): right but it is true his show on the topic was blocked until after the vote. thats a fact
Cryin' Ted (11:24:02): why would they block it though, who cares
Cryin' Ted (11:24:05): americans aint voting
Farto Rubio (11:24:09): and it is true there were a lot of lies in the campaign to leave
Farto Rubio (11:24:16): well they show john oliver in the UK as well
Farto Rubio (11:24:19): it was blocked there im saying
Cryin' Ted (11:24:29): oh i thought it was a US news show
Farto Rubio (11:24:30): the show aired here and was delayed there
Flatulancelot (11:25:00): His show is popular in UK too and their argument was that his show would influence voters
Farto Rubio (11:25:41): "The John Oliver Effect" as it's been called
Cryin' Ted (11:26:45): ok cool, gotta keep away those persuasive arguments
Comrade Sanders (11:27:03): Im sure there were lies on the stay side as well
Comrade Sanders (11:27:17): Listen Human Beings are the worst
Comrade Sanders (11:27:20): thats a fact
Farto Rubio (11:27:30): brit's are also pissed that this vote was mostly decided by old people who won't be alive to even see the exit lol
Farto Rubio (11:27:38): or live through it
Cryin' Ted (11:28:04): thanks britbama
Farto Rubio (11:28:21): hey obama
Farto Rubio (11:28:25): find your birth certificate yet?
Comrade Sanders (11:30:04): we are very different politically, and we need to respect that, but i will continue to disrespct you based on your becnh press max
Comrade Sanders (11:30:15): fucking losers
Cryin' Ted (11:30:39): let me ask you guys a question
Comrade Sanders (11:30:43): 7
Comrade Sanders (11:30:49): thats my answer
Farto Rubio (11:30:51): As I will continue to disrespect you abilities to do integrate differential equations
Farto Rubio (11:30:57): whats the Q, P?
Cryin' Ted (11:31:19): with his interest in breaking up big corporations, do you feel that stone cold steve austin represents the socialist movement fully and is your idealized american?
Flatulancelot (11:32:38): Too Christian
Comrade Sanders (11:32:39): Stone Cold Steve Austin, worked his way up to fight the establishment aka Vinny M, figthing for the WCW. He wants everyone to get a shot to be World Champ
Comrade Sanders (11:32:48): but he wasnts you to work hard
Comrade Sanders (11:32:55): so Idealized AMerican
Comrade Sanders (11:33:12): Roman Regiens is s fucking commie
Flatulancelot (11:33:19): Far from environmentally friendly. He wastes most of his beer
Comrade Sanders (11:33:19): BRING BACK THE ROCK
Farto Rubio (11:33:21): Work hard? Where's my free money!
Comrade Sanders (11:33:58): anyone remeber when triple H used to wear tuxedos an d shit
Flatulancelot (11:36:18): Anyone remember when Rikishi would rub his fat ass on people's faces
Flatulancelot (11:36:33): And his bros would do the worm
Farto Rubio (11:36:56): I remember Triple H just had a drinking problem
Flatulancelot (11:37:01): None
Farto Rubio (11:37:04): He'd put water in his mouth but then spit it out everywhere
Cryin' Ted (11:37:15): Steve austin had a drinking problem too, the beer couldnt stay in his mouth
Flatulancelot (11:37:57): None
Flatulancelot (11:38:09): This guy. This guy did the worm
Flatulancelot (11:38:20): Scotty 2 hotty
Farto Rubio (11:38:37): lol that was Alan's idol for a while
Flatulancelot (11:39:05): He had big dreams
Flatulancelot (11:39:14): I think next in line was ICP
Farto Rubio (11:39:34): josh, this next pic is for you
Farto Rubio (11:39:38): None
Flatulancelot (11:40:24): I'm so confused
Flatulancelot (11:40:54): Someone else thought of space Communism too?
Flatulancelot (11:41:02): Where did you find this
Farto Rubio (11:41:10): lol it's not only you
Farto Rubio (11:41:21): /r/fullcommunism lol
Cryin' Ted (11:42:02): what is space communism
Flatulancelot (11:42:48): My argument against the free market. You think capitalism will reign supreme when we're traveling space
Flatulancelot (11:43:02): No you fuck nut. Space Communism
Flatulancelot (11:43:17): Space Communism is the answer to our heavenly prayers
Farto Rubio (11:43:30): In space, nobody can exploit your labor for profit
Farto Rubio (11:44:16): basically though if there was a small group of people living in space it wouldn't make sense to have a economic system like capitalism due to the few resources and people. you couldn't form companies or the like. \xa0so everyone would just do things for the benefit of everyones survivial
Cryin' Ted (11:44:34): why can't you form space companies
Cryin' Ted (11:44:41): Moon Rocks inc
Cryin' Ted (11:45:00): Toyota Interstellar Vehicles
Cryin' Ted (11:45:36): see heres the problem with space communism
Cryin' Ted (11:45:50): there will be less resources so when the government is in charge of it they will become tyrannical
Cryin' Ted (11:46:04): this is going to lead to a warhammer emperor of mankind esque situation
Cryin' Ted (11:46:22): and then that's it for us
Farto Rubio (11:46:52): no government
Farto Rubio (11:46:58): only peace love free sex and weed
Cryin' Ted (11:47:03): space weed?
Cryin' Ted (11:47:10): sp'weed?
Farto Rubio (11:47:14): gets you SUPER high
Farto Rubio (11:47:30): "bro im in the atmosphere"
Cryin' Ted (11:47:33): pass me that doober, i'm about to achieve higher than light travel
Farto Rubio (11:54:03): last one i promise
Farto Rubio (11:54:08): None
Flatulancelot (11:57:57): What if we had Santa all wrong. He's an inter-dimensional slave trader. When the states ended slavery, he turned to the other nations still in practice. When it no longer became profitable to engage economically with Earthlings, he moved to more fortuitous world. Hence why Santa has not graced us with his presence in centuries
Flatulancelot (11:59:32): He would leave "gifts" for the families that gave up their dwarves
Cryin' Ted (11:59:34): also what's the deal with him not giving gifts to jewish children and poor kids
Cryin' Ted (12:00:02): and how come we leave out cookies for him and he eats like one cookie and just takes a bite out of another and leaves it there
Cryin' Ted (12:00:13): oh thanks santa, let me clean up your shit
Flatulancelot (12:00:18): Dwarves are the only ones who could comfortably ride his reindeer without shattering their knees
Cryin' Ted (12:00:32): it's all so obvious now
Flatulancelot (12:00:36): But the reindeer were also slaves from another dimension
Flatulancelot (12:00:48): Just happened to look like deer
Farto Rubio (12:01:19): If you don't finish your dessert santa, how can you have any meat
Flatulancelot (12:01:55): What we should really be asking is, what is his end game? If he's just enslaving midgets, what are they actually working for
Flatulancelot (12:02:16): Is there an inter dimensional dwarf battle brewing?
Flatulancelot (12:02:40): Are dwarves considered giants on Santa's home world
Flatulancelot (12:03:47): They see the dwarf and run the fuck away. Then Santa recruits one human and the other team is like, o shit. They got double dwarves. "probably just two dwarves, one on top of the other"
Cryin' Ted (12:04:16): im going to start referring to normal people as doubledwarves
Comrade Sanders (12:05:51): i do my job for 15 minutes and i come to space communism
Farto Rubio (12:06:01): you had 15 minutes of work? damn I envy you
Farto Rubio (12:06:07): im so fucking bored
Comrade Sanders (12:06:10): i have alot of work
Farto Rubio (12:06:10): i did all my work months ago
Farto Rubio (12:06:31): now im just working on eating lunch
Farto Rubio (12:06:34): and looking busy
Cryin' Ted (12:07:00): i have tons of work but i just do it slowly lol
Farto Rubio (12:07:29): oh i have a picture that we can all enjoy
Farto Rubio (12:07:46): None
Farto Rubio (12:08:13): she got chinese food for dinner later lol
Comrade Sanders (12:08:17): http://i.imgur.com/0IQBwrf.jpg
Comrade Sanders (12:08:50): that shirts not even funtional
Cryin' Ted (12:09:48): listen brian
Cryin' Ted (12:09:54): her doctor says she has to eat chinese 3 times a week
Farto Rubio (12:09:56): its chinese in, chinese out
Farto Rubio (12:09:58): thats all that matters
Farto Rubio (12:10:34): im really starting to question the integrity of montclairs nutrition program
Farto Rubio (12:58:38): my boss believes the brexit is all one big scam for wall street
Flatulancelot (13:00:03): None
Farto Rubio (13:00:23): he said wall street want's a crash so people sell and they can buy at the bottom
Comrade Sanders (13:00:45): Brian, do you have a job or are you just sitting in your basement. Your "Boss" is a big mix of Steve and Your Mom
Farto Rubio (13:01:14): I'm upstairs now bitch
Comrade Sanders (13:01:41): so the kitchen
Comrade Sanders (13:01:56): Guys i think we need to finally tell him
Comrade Sanders (13:02:06): we are all figments of you imagination Brina
Farto Rubio (13:03:19): I already knew that
Farto Rubio (13:03:34): that's why I thought Frankie out of existence, the old fifth member of the crew
Farto Rubio (13:03:41): he tried to become the alpha
Comrade Sanders (13:04:18): yea but lori and steve are real
Comrade Sanders (13:04:31): so maybe thats why you invented us
Comrade Sanders (13:06:48): http://imgur.com/U8C7dMU
Farto Rubio (13:45:36): pete you remember your idea for the overly confident virgin
Flatulancelot (13:59:49): Yes Pete. Tell us. There's a rock and roll hall of famer at my house right now along with his biographer. He also happens to be a screenwriter. Now is the legend opportunity to pitch our very best
Flatulancelot (14:00:03): Perfect opportunity*
Flatulancelot (14:00:19): Gimme all you got boys
Farto Rubio (14:02:04): Who is it?
Farto Rubio (14:02:18): oh the guy your dad was talking about before
Flatulancelot (14:02:43): Not sure who the biographer is but he's done other music biographies before
Flatulancelot (14:02:56): Musician is a guy from the rascals
Flatulancelot (14:03:48): https://youtu.be/cJqjlFGZxtE
Farto Rubio (14:18:41): tell him about bird sodomy
Flatulancelot (14:20:42): Thats more of a philosophical quandary
Farto Rubio (14:22:10): you ever feel like you gotta take a huge shit, but then only a few rabbit turds come out? very few things are more disappointing than that
Cryin' Ted (15:05:58): story of my fuckin life
Cryin' Ted (15:06:02): btw new brule tonight boys
Cryin' Ted (15:06:50): and lets pitch our screenplay
Cryin' Ted (15:07:03): "Wait till you hear about this one. What's your opinion on dick biting movies?"
Cryin' Ted (15:08:13): our next screenplay idea needs to blatantly pander to the chinese btw
Flatulancelot (15:10:52): 1.3 billion. We're selling ourselves short with these American schlubs
Cryin' Ted (15:11:25): for real, i just read how china is soon going to be the biggest market for movies and they're already starting to pander to them
Flatulancelot (15:12:15): 60 minutes did an interesting piece on Chinese movie production
Comrade Sanders (15:12:16): Them there chinamen made south paw
Cryin' Ted (15:12:19): for the summer blockbusters, they're all doing pretty mediocre in the US except for captain america. but then they're killing it in china. the warcraft movie made the vast majority of its profit in china and independence day 2 is the same way, plus it has blatant china pandering scenes in it apparently
Cryin' Ted (15:12:23): we need to be ahead of the curve
Cryin' Ted (15:12:42): lets make our own ching chong film
Flatulancelot (15:12:59): There's an entire city built in China strictly to shoot movies
Comrade Sanders (15:13:13): Hollywood
Comrade Sanders (15:13:17): Bollywood
Flatulancelot (15:13:23): They built a scale replica of the temple at the forbidden city
Comrade Sanders (15:13:27): Chink Chonk wood
Flatulancelot (15:13:36): Place is massive
Flatulancelot (15:14:51): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hengdian_World_Studios
Flatulancelot (15:14:58): Chinawood
Cryin' Ted (15:14:59): i think we should create the gory hole but make the dick biter a small chinese man
Comrade Sanders (15:16:02): Gory Hore
Flatulancelot (15:16:04): Make the viewers think we're racist for dropping the L in glory, only for them to realize, nah this is a gory hole for real
Comrade Sanders (15:16:30): then the twist
Comrade Sanders (15:16:35): it was rasicts
Comrade Sanders (15:17:44): Josh Brian, your brain weighs 2% of your body but get over 20% of the body, even your body is a captilist sysytem
Comrade Sanders (15:17:54): of oxygen
Flatulancelot (15:18:04): What
Comrade Sanders (15:18:49): you brain gets 20% of all the oxygen you take in
Comrade Sanders (15:19:00): but only weighs 2% of it
Cryin' Ted (15:20:01): uh
Flatulancelot (15:23:40): Bad joke
Flatulancelot (15:23:49): You must now suffer the consequences
Flatulancelot (15:23:54): We shall shame you
Flatulancelot (15:23:57): Publicly
Cryin' Ted (15:24:36): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3d/8e/34/3d8e34678a4851b374f882f8f5d0570f.jpg
Flatulancelot (15:27:45): None
Flatulancelot (15:28:06): Get you poo ready gents. It's time for flinging.
Cryin' Ted (15:32:03): hooo boy some spicy EU discussions going on in the cube nextt to me
Comrade Sanders (15:34:25): http://i.lvme.me/b30gu81.jpg
Comrade Sanders (15:34:30): I dont watch GOT
Comrade Sanders (15:34:35): so you have no power
Comrade Sanders (15:34:40): to shame me
Farto Rubio (15:39:08): you're body takes all the oxygen then uses it to run your body, to each organ according to his ability, to each acording to his need
Farto Rubio (15:39:10): your body is a commie
Flatulancelot (15:40:23): Yeah. Shame on you, Marc, House of Rugs
Cryin' Ted (15:40:46): god damn
Cryin' Ted (15:40:48): just realized
Cryin' Ted (15:40:52): my blood is RED
Cryin' Ted (15:41:00): my body has been a communist for so long
Comrade Sanders (15:41:23): Pete, your blood is red
Comrade Sanders (15:41:28): your skin is white
Comrade Sanders (15:41:32): your balls are blue
Comrade Sanders (15:41:36): MURICA
Farto Rubio (15:41:57): damn
Flatulancelot (15:42:29): Damn. I just realized.
Comrade Sanders (15:42:29): A white guy trying to bust a nut, nothing more American
Flatulancelot (15:42:35): All jizz is white.
Flatulancelot (15:42:38): White power
Farto Rubio (15:42:55): long live whitey
Comrade Sanders (15:43:00): We all start out white
Flatulancelot (16:36:59): What's everyone doing later
Flatulancelot (16:37:03): Poker anyone
Flatulancelot (16:37:25): I got a gambling itch that needs a scratching
Farto Rubio (16:50:41): Oh I thought we were aiming for Saturday, ima be in Old bridge tonight
Comrade Sanders (17:06:49): i though we were bballing and skating
Comrade Sanders (17:06:52): tomorrowe
Cryin' Ted (17:39:42): I have to do a family thing tomorrow, free tonight and Sunday possibly
Saturday, 25 June 2016
Cryin' Ted (00:09:03): man how have i never watched decker before, this is great
Flatulancelot (00:09:42): Shit. I forgot that the doctor will see me soon
Flatulancelot (00:27:16): Still golden
Flatulancelot (00:27:22): Marc would hate this
Comrade Sanders (11:17:42): Ball today?
Cryin' Ted (11:20:04): Can't, gotta leave for a family thing by 2 or 3
Farto Rubio (11:20:22): I think I'd be down
Flatulancelot (11:42:18): Sure
Farto Rubio (12:10:55): Someone have a ball? I'm at dicks now and can buy a cheap one if needed
Flatulancelot (12:13:12): I have one or two but they definitely need to be pumped
Farto Rubio (12:59:51): I didn't realize how many soccer games were in fir the euros today u think I might just watch them
Farto Rubio (13:00:03): Also usa v Colombia for 3rd place too
Flatulancelot (13:00:24): I'm down to watch
Farto Rubio (13:05:39): Come through if you want to watch
Farto Rubio (13:06:06): Wales v northern Ireland now, Croatia v Portugal at 3 which will be a great game
Flatulancelot (13:26:52): Imma cummin baby
Farto Rubio (16:02:00): Haleys dad just passed away. I'll let you guys know when the wake is, if you could make it I'm sure haley would appreciate it.
Cryin' Ted (16:04:21): Yea let me know. Tell her I'm sorry for her loss, and if you have any info for the funeral let me know, I want to look into getting flowers or something
Comrade Sanders (16:04:47): Yea same here
Comrade Sanders (16:05:10): Pete and Josh if you guys want to go in on some flowers
Cryin' Ted (16:05:28): Yea I'm interested
Farto Rubio (16:35:55): Thanks guy really appreciate it
Farto Rubio (16:36:00): I'm sure she does too
Comrade Sanders (17:20:19): Pete Hosh. There is a florist we used for my grandfathers one. Good flowers
Farto Rubio (17:34:26): I think everything might be tomorrow from what I'm hearing now I'll keep you guys updated.
Comrade Sanders (17:34:58): That's a little quick of turn around
Farto Rubio (17:35:22): Nevermind sounds like the planning is being done tomorrow.
Comrade Sanders (17:35:45): Ohhh
Farto Rubio (17:50:47): I'll keep you guys updated as things are figured out
Sunday, 26 June 2016
Farto Rubio (09:07:37): Arrangements are being made at 12 I'll let you guys know what time is decided
Cryin' Ted (10:56:31): Alright
Farto Rubio (13:05:24): 4-7 pm wednesday at mitruska funeral home on new Brunswick ave (amboy ave) fords
Farto Rubio (20:50:17): On a lighter note, when we were going to make the arrangements Nick (gokusnake) was wearing a sleeveless shirt. He decided to to switch into another shirt with sleeves that said "do me a favor... and stop talking to me"
Cryin' Ted (20:56:33): Did you do him that favor
Monday, 27 June 2016
Farto Rubio (08:27:46): He didn't even have to ask
Farto Rubio (08:49:14): http://imgur.com/gallery/dhwPLtv
Comrade Sanders (09:07:46): I forgot I made this my desktop background
Farto Rubio (09:08:13): he looks like he's taking giant shit but also wants you to know it's great
Cryin' Ted (09:11:36): Looks more like Jeff Daniels from dumb and dumber
Farto Rubio (09:20:20): well looks like ghost nut busters has already happened we missed the boat guys
Farto Rubio (09:20:21): http://loaded.co.uk/ghostbusters-brazzers-porn-parody/
Comrade Sanders (09:51:28): I love who media is all about stereotyping
Farto Rubio (09:54:39): go on
Farto Rubio (09:58:26): you talking about at your job?
Comrade Sanders (10:12:24): yea
Comrade Sanders (10:12:37): like Dennys is targeting low income people
Comrade Sanders (10:12:42): and throwing money at BET
Farto Rubio (10:21:20): oh yea
Farto Rubio (10:21:30): you see it with mcdonalds a lot too targeting urban demographics
Farto Rubio (10:22:12): so many of their ads seem targeted towards poor black people and it's effective. cigarettes do the same and thats why mostly black people smoke menthol
Flatulancelot (10:23:35): When I have a black child out of wedlock, I'm gonna name him Menthol.
Flatulancelot (10:23:52): To show that I'm with it, culturally
Cryin' Ted (10:32:55): Menthol Snow
Comrade Sanders (10:37:05): why black people so easily persuaded to buy shit, now please excuse me while i drive my BMW with my Micheal Kors watch and my burbary suit
Farto Rubio (11:35:28): cause they're marketed to a lot
Farto Rubio (11:35:36): like you just said dennys is targeting them lol
Farto Rubio (11:35:46): gotta keep those 2 am denny fight vid's coming
Comrade Sanders (11:53:47): Dennys is a client
Comrade Sanders (12:00:25): I still have the youtube channel Denny's fight league
Farto Rubio (12:02:49): Ask them how they microwave their eggs to perfection
Comrade Sanders (12:14:30): they hit the egg button
Farto Rubio (12:16:03): https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/19/texas-secession-movement-brexit-eu-referendum
Farto Rubio (12:16:14): giddy up cowboys gonna be a wild ride
Flatulancelot (12:19:02): Didn't we already have this war. This country is blood in, blood out
Flatulancelot (12:19:09): Once you're in, you can't leave
Comrade Sanders (12:19:18): take your lumps
Farto Rubio (12:19:49): we should let them do it then constantly complain about them damn texan immigrants
Farto Rubio (12:19:54): hell we should do that anyways
Farto Rubio (12:19:58): fucking cowboys taking our jobs
Comrade Sanders (12:20:29): http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/dal.png&h=150&w=150
Comrade Sanders (12:20:34): they took our jobs
Farto Rubio (12:20:59): hey if it gets Tony "Homo" Romo out of the US, i'm all for it
Farto Rubio (12:21:06): durrrr
Flatulancelot (12:22:32): If Texans were smart, they'd just split up their state into 5 States. When they joined the union, it was part of the ratification process that they could, at any time, split their state into 5. If they were to do that now, they'd gain 8 new senators, likely all Republicans
Comrade Sanders (13:16:01): Then we can take back this country from you hippy dippy losers with your fancy teeth and edumcations. All i need is the Bible and a semi automactic drum barrell loading modified BAR Brownie Assault Rifle
Farto Rubio (13:24:37): i think im gonna go the opposite way and live on a commune
Cryin' Ted (13:47:43): My problem with communes is that there are other people on the communes
Cryin' Ted (13:48:13): just give me a cabin in the woods and deliver crates of easy mac to me each month
Farto Rubio (13:48:14): But if there isn't, then it's just an Immune
Farto Rubio (13:54:35): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTcSvnN3ZrE
Comrade Sanders (14:01:59): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_hIMvZTc1A
Comrade Sanders (14:07:12): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
Farto Rubio (14:17:45): None
Farto Rubio (14:17:45): This was sent in a work group chat
Farto Rubio (14:17:50): Then this was posted
Farto Rubio (14:17:57): None
Cryin' Ted (14:18:42): lol
Cryin' Ted (14:18:56): so we like to wear jeans and need constant supervision
Cryin' Ted (14:19:02): well honestly that's true
Farto Rubio (14:19:11): people reach out their hands to give me a handshake
Farto Rubio (14:19:16): and im like just poke me on my facebook brodino
Farto Rubio (14:20:14): there's definitely generational differences
Farto Rubio (14:20:20): my boss hates technology lol
Farto Rubio (14:20:23): despises it really
Cryin' Ted (14:23:01): yea my parents are the same way. the other day my dad was flipping out at the phonograph because he couldn't figure out how to get it to play his favorite ragtime hits
Farto Rubio (14:28:03): i don't get whats wrong though with wanting to work from home or not wearing formal wear all the time lol. i mean casual friday was a thing before our generation yea?
Cryin' Ted (14:29:55): working from home is a sore spot at my company
Farto Rubio (14:30:09): how do you mean
Cryin' Ted (14:30:18): it used to be you could work from home one day per week but they moved it to once a month
Cryin' Ted (14:30:29): it's a thing everyone likes but it does cause problems
Comrade Sanders (14:30:34): the difference post isnt even bad
Comrade Sanders (14:30:42): its the actual differnce
Flatulancelot (14:30:51): When I worked from home I never got anything done
Cryin' Ted (14:30:55): yup
Cryin' Ted (14:31:01): people often don't get stuff done
Cryin' Ted (14:31:06): or they go afk
Cryin' Ted (14:31:22): so let's say you need to contact a coworker but they're out grocery shopping lol
Farto Rubio (14:31:31): lol its annoying to be in on these posts and then get asked in person "what do you say about that?"
Farto Rubio (14:31:33): what am i supposed to say
Farto Rubio (14:31:41): you're right, your generation rocks and mine cries lol
Cryin' Ted (14:31:51): "i sure do love snapchat and hate dressing up!"
Flatulancelot (14:32:06): Our parents generation ruined everything and are blaming us
Farto Rubio (14:32:27): I say it every every morning and every day and it's so true. Baby boomers are a mess
Flatulancelot (14:32:32): Climate change. Yeah, you kids are assholes
Cryin' Ted (14:34:17): they create an environment where no jobs are stable and then complain that people arent dedicated to jobs
Farto Rubio (14:35:27): yup
Farto Rubio (14:36:35): globalization amirite
Farto Rubio (15:27:05): what are your guys thoughts on a "work wife"
Flatulancelot (15:30:13): Like a chick you're sleeping with at work?
Farto Rubio (15:30:55): That person at work (same or opposite sex) that takes the place of your "at home" spouse while you are at work (no sexual relationship is part of this being!) You talk with, connect to, and relate to this person as good as or better than your "at home" spouse with regards to all things work related.\nWhile at the monthly incentive meeting, my work wife, Ryan and I shared an inside joke about how bad our boss' suit was..what the hell was that stain and how did it get there?
Farto Rubio (15:31:00): from urbandictionary
Farto Rubio (15:31:25): 2nd def : a person of the opposite sex with whom you spend most of your work day.\n\nOh yeah, Maria, she's my work wife. All we do is argue all day and then I have to make up for it by buying her chocolate at the grocery store.
Cryin' Ted (15:32:47): i need a girl who's an angel in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets
Flatulancelot (15:40:42): I'm voting Trump
Flatulancelot (15:41:52): I'm not kidding
Flatulancelot (15:41:58): Embrace the chaos
Flatulancelot (15:42:31): Make America Rage Again
Cryin' Ted (15:42:53): Why?
Cryin' Ted (15:43:20): Do you hate your civil liberties
Farto Rubio (15:43:23): to destroy america so it can then rise from the ashes
Cryin' Ted (15:43:35): I don't think that's how it works
Flatulancelot (15:43:38): President can't do shit
Cryin' Ted (15:43:44): this isn't Phoenix, AZ
Farto Rubio (15:44:19): honestly if trump gets president idk if he'll be able to get anything done.
Cryin' Ted (15:44:25): Didn't you go on and on about how this is the most important election because the President is choosing a bunch of Supreme Court justices
Farto Rubio (15:44:31): that's true
Flatulancelot (15:45:06): That's literally the only reason I'd consider voting Hillary
Flatulancelot (15:45:14): But I won't.
Cryin' Ted (15:46:29): as a person with a high school diploma it is your duty to not vote trump
Farto Rubio (15:46:52): it's the acceleration argument
Flatulancelot (15:47:30): Yes. We as a country need to make this mistake. To get it out of our system
Flatulancelot (15:47:42): Embrace the chaos
Cryin' Ted (15:48:06): well josh here are your people
Cryin' Ted (15:48:07): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ups4FeSuHvY
Farto Rubio (15:48:20): i heard a bernie supporter on NPR say he was going to for Trump to pop the pimple that has formed on american politics
Flatulancelot (15:48:41): Think we'd get legal booze if it weren't illegal. Think weed would be so widely accepted if it weren't illegal. We need to make this mistake, collectively
Cryin' Ted (15:49:27): that doesn't make any sense
Cryin' Ted (15:49:55): booze was legal before it was illegal
Farto Rubio (15:50:10): elect trump -> people realize how bad we fucked up -> allows for actual leftist candidate next election
Farto Rubio (15:50:18): i think that's what josh is driving at
Cryin' Ted (15:50:22): or people love trump and trump 2 becomes president
Flatulancelot (15:50:28): What Brian said
Farto Rubio (15:50:37): 2 trump 2 great again
Cryin' Ted (15:50:42): and the next election is between Trump and Kanye West
Farto Rubio (15:51:15): Yeezy's got my vote
Flatulancelot (15:51:26): I'm voting Trump. Not because I support any of his ideals. But because I so adamantly oppose them
Farto Rubio (15:51:38): that's mad deep brother man
Cryin' Ted (15:51:58): So you'd be cool with losing stuff like healthcare to prove a point
Flatulancelot (15:52:02): That his beliefs are so vile and dangerous, that we'll wake up. Realize our mistake
Cryin' Ted (15:52:06): a point that most people won't get because they voted for trump
Cryin' Ted (15:52:38): word of advice, middle america does not wake up or learn
Cryin' Ted (15:53:21): here is an article from March of this year about a judge trying to desegregate a school in mississipi: http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/17/us/cleveland-mississippi-school-desegregation/
Flatulancelot (15:53:46): They will wake up when their situation gets worse.
Cryin' Ted (15:53:48): these are the people you're giving power to with a trump presidency and they aren't going to wise up and decide to embrace liberal ideology in 4 years lol
Farto Rubio (15:54:00): im torn
Farto Rubio (15:54:12): on one hand i just want to say fuck you to hillary and hope that people wake up
Flatulancelot (15:54:16): I wish to disgrace my parents
Farto Rubio (15:54:29): but on the other hand, a conservative supreme court justice and the good likelihood no one will wake up
Cryin' Ted (15:54:29): there are many better ways to do that
Flatulancelot (15:54:54): People won't wake up unless they're slapped in the face
Farto Rubio (15:55:14): well
Farto Rubio (15:55:17): why haven't they yet
Flatulancelot (15:55:24): They've been oblivious because the changes that have fucked them have come so slowly. While they're asleep
Farto Rubio (15:55:25): how much more do we need
Farto Rubio (15:55:32): oh like nightman
Cryin' Ted (15:55:38): brian is right
Cryin' Ted (15:55:49): if things are so bad now, why would trump be the one thing that would make people wake up
Cryin' Ted (15:55:58): or would it just be another step in the wrong direction
Cryin' Ted (15:56:03): this has been going on since the 80s
Farto Rubio (15:56:10): i know i mentioned accelerationism before but it's also never actually been successful
Flatulancelot (15:56:17): And it must continue to its logical end
Flatulancelot (15:56:37): To show that it cannot work
Farto Rubio (15:57:37): well
Farto Rubio (15:57:52): like we said before trump will have some trouble pushing anything considering most people in the house and senate do not like him
Cryin' Ted (15:57:57): Here's the scary thing: what if trump DOES work?
Farto Rubio (15:57:58): so all he would do is slowly make things worse
Farto Rubio (15:58:02): which is par for the course
Farto Rubio (15:58:18): and that too what if he does a good thing or too and people see him as a good president
Farto Rubio (15:58:27): or at least a mediocre one
Farto Rubio (15:58:32): not some end of times thing like we're saying
Cryin' Ted (15:58:34): Exactly, what if he does what he says he will do, or tries it
Cryin' Ted (15:58:41): and delivers to his fanbase
Flatulancelot (15:58:49): No one is building a wall
Cryin' Ted (15:58:49): and people are happy because they voted for trump and got what they wanted
Farto Rubio (15:59:02): yea you can say that when you're kicked out on the other side of it
Cryin' Ted (15:59:06): ok but let's say he gets healthcare repealed
Flatulancelot (15:59:16): The cost of maintenance alone will scare Republicans
Farto Rubio (15:59:23): lol
Farto Rubio (15:59:39): republicans say they're against government spending and waste but you know that's a lie when it's for shit they want
Flatulancelot (16:00:03): Like the military
Cryin' Ted (16:00:15): thank you for your service
Cryin' Ted (16:00:24): this meal at denny's is on us
Cryin' Ted (16:00:27): - GOP Spending
Flatulancelot (16:01:05): 800+ military bases worldwide. What benefit do we reap?
Farto Rubio (16:01:10): im just saying GOP would definitely not be against a wall on financial grounds
Farto Rubio (16:01:18): especially if their base wants it
Farto Rubio (16:01:26): and immigration has been such a big issue for them
Cryin' Ted (16:02:27): just saying that voting for trump because you think it will cause america to "wake up" is like when you watch a movie and the villain gets caught, and then he reveals that it was his plan the whole time
Farto Rubio (16:02:31): i think its a solution to gov created fear mongering which is just an excuse for more us imperialism
Cryin' Ted (16:02:41): vote for big business, vote for peace, vote for shillary
Farto Rubio (16:02:47): lol
Farto Rubio (16:03:00): I can't wait till we can just text in our votes for what corporation we want to run us next
Cryin' Ted (16:03:32): hopefully the one i work for
Farto Rubio (16:03:39): that we watch on a TV show called "America's Corporations Got Leadership":
Farto Rubio (16:04:02): the CEO's just come out and give their spiel
Farto Rubio (16:04:29): "Vote for me and free internet for everyone!" -cuckerberg
Farto Rubio (16:05:17): also no homework and longer summer vacations
Cryin' Ted (16:06:59): hey if i dont have to pay $70 for shitty internet anymore cuckerburg's got my vote
Flatulancelot (16:07:19): Internet.org
Comrade Sanders (16:07:30): What the fuck did i miss
Cryin' Ted (16:08:14): josh is voting trump to save america
Cryin' Ted (16:08:16): from itself
Cryin' Ted (16:08:23): it's kind of an ozymandias kind of thing
Flatulancelot (16:08:32): Yes. That
Farto Rubio (16:09:09): Josh wants to make America Great Again in 4 years time
Farto Rubio (16:09:35): man will we have egg on our face if trump really does it
Farto Rubio (16:10:47): oh shit iceland is beating england 2-1
Flatulancelot (16:11:02): In currency or soccer?
Comrade Sanders (16:11:59): or in white people
Farto Rubio (16:11:59): soccer
Farto Rubio (16:12:14): iceland is so small 8% of their entire population is at the Euros
Comrade Sanders (16:12:38): glad to see that those 4 farmers got the day off
Comrade Sanders (16:14:21): Im voting for who ever has the sexiest women as supporters,
Cryin' Ted (16:14:24): bjork be praised
Cryin' Ted (16:14:27): that would be trump
Comrade Sanders (16:14:28): hiliary has Lena Dunham
Comrade Sanders (16:14:30): so shes out
Cryin' Ted (16:14:35): and miley cyrus
Comrade Sanders (16:14:48): thats beating a dead whore
Comrade Sanders (16:14:52): i mean horse
Farto Rubio (16:14:52): ugh my coworker joe here was showing me nudes of miley cyrus. i left
Cryin' Ted (16:14:55): racist white women are where it's at
Cryin' Ted (16:15:20): nothing hotter than a spoiled racist white woman that wants to have your kids at age 21
Comrade Sanders (16:15:22): he showed you nudes of a celbrity at work
Farto Rubio (16:15:50): yea it's pretty chill
Farto Rubio (16:15:53): except when it's miley
Farto Rubio (16:16:01): then it's AW SICK
Comrade Sanders (16:16:11): you work in a weird place
Cryin' Ted (16:16:39): sorry you arent allowed to complain about capitalism when you get to look at softcore porn at work
Farto Rubio (16:16:46): my boss was showing me a poster of Farrah Fawcett
Cryin' Ted (16:16:55): she got hotter after she died
Farto Rubio (16:17:02): said it used to be the hottest poster and every guy had to have it when back in the day
Comrade Sanders (16:18:17): ever think that like the little old ladys you see at the grocery store might have been huge whores at on point
Cryin' Ted (16:19:13): only one way to find out
Cryin' Ted (16:19:15): ya dig
Farto Rubio (16:19:31): oh yea she used to show all the boys her knees and elbows
Farto Rubio (16:19:47): "cmon girl let me just see ya joints"
Comrade Sanders (16:20:18): Also unrealted
Comrade Sanders (16:20:36): i think all ceplpods are alien life and we need to extermite them
Cryin' Ted (16:21:13): you mean cephalopods?
Cryin' Ted (16:21:16): like squids and shit
Comrade Sanders (16:21:59): yea
Cryin' Ted (16:24:19): man i love calamari
Cryin' Ted (16:24:28): capice
Comrade Sanders (16:25:06): also why are there so many not safe for work posts on the front page of reddit
Comrade Sanders (16:25:13): dont people have jobs
Flatulancelot (16:26:15): It just means most people have an incognito window open 24/7
Comrade Sanders (16:26:59): people can still see whit
Comrade Sanders (16:27:02): open floor plans
Comrade Sanders (16:28:05): http://www.tactics.com/enjoi/hilary-t-shirt/dark-chocolate
Cryin' Ted (16:29:14): ive made some pretty risky clicks at work
Farto Rubio (16:30:24): i make those risky clicks when the receptionist goes to the bathroom and no one is behind me
Farto Rubio (16:30:52): also i went downstairs for one second to file some stuff, decided to talk to joe for a second
Comrade Sanders (16:31:05): i made rocky clicks of you recpetionist in the bathroom
Farto Rubio (16:31:14): first things out of his mouth "man you see jen? she got in shape. you can see the color of her thong through her sundress"
Cryin' Ted (16:31:36): is jen the receptionist
Farto Rubio (16:31:39): she used to be
Cryin' Ted (16:31:45): lol
Farto Rubio (16:31:50): she's back now helping out for extra cash since shes a teach and it's the summer
Cryin' Ted (16:32:01): would you say that she works for tips and tips alone
Farto Rubio (16:32:13): he also went in to detail how he thinks she's probably boring in bed
Farto Rubio (16:32:21): but good for her for wearing a thong
Farto Rubio (16:32:30): he was oddly supportive and cynical
Comrade Sanders (16:32:55): Can Pete and I come to work with you one day and just go. This isnt how thins works this isnt how any of this works
Farto Rubio (16:34:04): lol
Farto Rubio (16:34:10): fuck you're big company corporate structure and culture
Comrade Sanders (16:34:22): also anyone who is a pro skater under 21, there parents hated them right
Comrade Sanders (16:34:32): like if your 15
Farto Rubio (16:34:41): if they're actually pro and making money, no the parents are just stealing from them
Farto Rubio (16:34:50): but otherwise yea probably
Comrade Sanders (16:34:57): your parents dont give a shit about you
Comrade Sanders (16:35:33): can i borrow $6K for a pair of Nikes,
Comrade Sanders (16:35:57): i might not get them. but the more money i have the better chance i have
Cryin' Ted (16:36:35): i disagree, i think bam margera comes from a very loving home
Comrade Sanders (16:36:49): he just hated them
Farto Rubio (16:38:10): http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/
Farto Rubio (16:52:25): the soccer Brexit is official
Farto Rubio (16:52:39): England was told to cool off by Iceland
Farto Rubio (16:53:25): https://i.imgur.com/VJI5jsQ.gifv
Comrade Sanders (17:02:19): you know that since google is censoring shit Bing has been on the rise
Comrade Sanders (17:02:34): everything is coming up milohouse
Flatulancelot (17:16:56): Guess I gotta buy into the whole Bing ecosystem now. Bing phone. Bing search. Bing maps. Bing bong
Comrade Sanders (17:23:31): bing hardcore gay pornogrpahy
Cryin' Ted (17:24:15): honestly
Cryin' Ted (17:24:21): bing is great for porn
Comrade Sanders (17:25:08): tell me more tell me more
Farto Rubio (17:25:13): You know what used to be my go to for porn? My imagination. Now you can VR midget bukakke straight to your brain. Where has my country gone
Comrade Sanders (17:27:27): https://gfycat.com/UnequaledSeveralIndianelephant
Farto Rubio (17:30:02): He totally hit that
Comrade Sanders (17:30:48): https://i.redd.it/c1677of6ls5x.jpg\\
Farto Rubio (18:23:24): Josh my mom wants to know when we're going out to the mid east to fix it since we messed it up
Comrade Sanders (18:44:21): Why do you share this with your mom.
Farto Rubio (18:44:36): It's fun to poke the bear
Comrade Sanders (18:45:05): These are my conversations with my mom. \n"How are the guys"\n"Still retarded"\n"Don't use that word and get dishes"
Farto Rubio (18:45:24): She literally used the white man's burden argument for slavery before, we saved those Africans from their own savagery and gave them a better life here. You know after slavery and Jim crow etc.
Flatulancelot (19:07:12): It was pretty audacious
Cryin' Ted (19:07:52): Honestly we were doing them a favor
Flatulancelot (19:08:30): She literally said that yesterday
Cryin' Ted (19:09:50): Black unemployment rate in 2016: 9.6%\n\nBlack unemployment rate in the 17th century: 0%
Flatulancelot (19:34:19): Who wants to come with me on a trip to Texas. Need to fill up on some bortions.
Farto Rubio (19:34:47): Pete did you look up the black unemployment rate just to make that joke lol
Cryin' Ted (19:44:08): Who do you think I am? Of course I did
Tuesday, 28 June 2016
Comrade Sanders (09:15:45): Its Mel Brooks 90th birthday, the second greatest Jew
Cryin' Ted (09:17:00): I saw him on Conan like a year or two ago and he was still funny
Comrade Sanders (09:21:40): http://i.imgur.com/PguXHC4.jpg
Farto Rubio (10:46:10): man that was such a well put together parody mini series
Farto Rubio (11:40:11): so yesterday at dinner I was eating pork loin and i had 2 servings on my plate, 6 oz. my mom made a comment on how much I took. I said I had to make up protein i didn't get earlier in the day and she i don't have to max that out everyday. \xa0so I asked lori "how much protein does a grown man need"
Farto Rubio (11:40:40): and she was very quietly answer cause she didn't know. she said 30-35 is normal, 45-50 carbs, and 15-20 fa
Farto Rubio (11:40:40): fat
Farto Rubio (11:41:02): and in my head im thinking thats less than 600 calories total. i really wonder what she learned in college lol
Flatulancelot (11:58:16): Ice cream and chicken parmesan keeps the doctor away
Comrade Sanders (13:34:50): did she mean percent?
Comrade Sanders (13:35:04): because your diet should be 100% protein
Comrade Sanders (13:35:07): end
Farto Rubio (13:38:56): Oh you know maybe that is what she meant that's way less retarded
Farto Rubio (13:53:29): naked juice and chipotle burrito bowl #eatclean
Flatulancelot (14:33:06): New idea, feedback wanted: the job spectrum\n\nJobs can be either significant or insignificant. \n\nJobs can be liked or disliked. \n\nRate your jobs
Flatulancelot (14:34:56): For instance, my last job was completely insignificant and I hated it
Farto Rubio (14:35:08): honestly i think people are neutral to accounats i guess. they're significant so you don't get f'd in the a by big G, but in terms of liked or not like, idk what the general census is
Comrade Sanders (14:40:46): my job is significant to the advertising industry, you can decided whether that is true significance and i love it
Farto Rubio (14:41:16): so is the like/dislike by the employee or societies view of it
Farto Rubio (14:41:28): for example i think society as a whole dislikes lawyers
Farto Rubio (14:41:37): but a lawyer may like or dislike his own job
Flatulancelot (14:42:06): I mean significant in the sense of beneficial to society at large
Farto Rubio (14:42:54): no i get significant in that sense but what about the like/disliked
Farto Rubio (14:43:05): thats also in terms of society at large yea?
Flatulancelot (14:43:09): That's the individual
Farto Rubio (14:43:12): like society at large likes doctors since they keep us living
Farto Rubio (14:43:29): oh well that's kind of useless since you can have large disagreement within the same field
Farto Rubio (14:43:44): and odd to match against a societal view i thought both were societal
Flatulancelot (14:43:46): But I guess the individuals in the field on average is a more appropriate measures
Flatulancelot (14:44:44): So an average of the sentiment of all doctors
Flatulancelot (14:45:07): Or all sewage facility workers
Farto Rubio (14:46:09): you'd actually have to poll whole industries then. and you could have people thinking their job to be much more liked than it is. for examples CEO's could all like their job but that wouldn't necessarily be reflective of the general sentiment
Comrade Sanders (15:13:23): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7jTAGliyY
Farto Rubio (15:19:18): rip slim jim man
Farto Rubio (15:19:23): he stopped the apocalpyse
Farto Rubio (15:25:44): my brother used to listen to that album
Farto Rubio (16:16:49): https://gfycat.com/UnacceptablePoliticalAfricancivet
Farto Rubio (16:17:33): there's an r/Tayne
Flatulancelot (16:19:50): That was a glorious gif
Wednesday, 29 June 2016
Farto Rubio (09:04:13): a house in woodbridge near gill lane was found to have 100 cats living in it, in the walls and attics
Comrade Sanders (09:21:25): any people
Farto Rubio (09:22:07): yea 1 person, her cousin died and wanted to take care of her cat +99 more apparently
Farto Rubio (09:22:32): http://newjersey.news12.com/news/officials-find-over-100-cats-inside-woodbridge-condo-1.11980548
Farto Rubio (09:22:36): hazmat had to be called in lol
Cryin' Ted (10:05:35): this is jessie's house in 5 years if left unchecked
Cryin' Ted (10:23:09): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqdZ-MJsJn8&feature=youtu.be
Farto Rubio (10:33:33): thats awesome lol
Farto Rubio (13:01:44): i should be getting a cut of my bosses video soon for you all to watch
Flatulancelot (13:02:47): Did they shoot an entire pilot episode or just a few scenes?
Farto Rubio (13:07:09): its like a mini episode
Farto Rubio (13:07:10): 12 minutes long
Farto Rubio (13:07:28): downloading it now from dropbox, whats a good site to upload it to
Flatulancelot (13:07:29): An adult swim monster mini series
Flatulancelot (13:07:40): Mobster*
Farto Rubio (13:09:41): ah i just saw my boss was notified via dropbox i got it and downloaded it. im just gonna throw it on a USB and we can watch it.
Flatulancelot (13:10:06): Hoorah
Farto Rubio (13:21:15): None
Flatulancelot (13:22:21): How is he so pervasive
Comrade Sanders (13:36:21): http://imgur.com/yNZ4ThD
Comrade Sanders (13:36:59): also new CNN poll has Gary Johnson at 13%
Flatulancelot (13:37:16): These debates gonna be fun
Comrade Sanders (13:42:10): http://imgur.com/F8PuVuX
Farto Rubio (13:42:24): http://www.food.com/recipe/11-secret-herbs-and-spices-kfc-copycat-133784
Comrade Sanders (13:42:48): MY LIFE IS A LIE
Farto Rubio (13:43:10): A copy of the recipe, signed by Sanders, is held inside a safe inside a vault in KFC's Louisville headquarters, along with eleven vials containing the herbs and spices.[13][14] To maintain the secrecy of the recipe, half of it is produced by Griffith Laboratories before it is given to McCormick, who add the second half.[15]
Farto Rubio (13:43:30): it's just fried chicken lol
Farto Rubio (13:43:31): jeez
Comrade Sanders (13:43:46): only 3 people know the code to the vault for cokes recepie
Farto Rubio (13:43:53): gary johnson is a cuck
Flatulancelot (13:45:22): Nick cage is about to steal the greatest recipes the world has ever known in... National Treasure: The Colonel
Farto Rubio (13:46:00): i'd watch that
Comrade Sanders (13:46:09): I installed Grammarly on chrome, i want to know what it thinks of the shit we write
Farto Rubio (13:46:46): but it's gotta be the recipe for fried chicken from 1776 written in invisible ink on the back of the constitution
Farto Rubio (13:47:09): i don't know what that is marc but if it analyzes what you talk about im interested in what it has to say about this groupchat
Comrade Sanders (13:48:07): Analyzing
Comrade Sanders (13:48:23): Results are in
Comrade Sanders (13:48:28): It says:
Comrade Sanders (13:48:37): Yall Niggas retarded
Comrade Sanders (16:07:38): http://www.tactics.com/deathwish/crooked-i-90-skateboard-deck
Comrade Sanders (16:07:49): anyone want a board shaped like a 40oz
Cryin' Ted (16:48:08): what is so special about hte kfc recipe
Cryin' Ted (16:48:10): it's fast food
Cryin' Ted (16:48:15): am i taking crazy pills here
Comrade Sanders (17:23:12): Back on politcs, some people in the netherlands, and even germany want to vote to see if they want to leave the EU
Comrade Sanders (17:28:04): http://www.wtae.com/national/man-shoots-taco-bell-over-missing-sour-cream/40262926
Comrade Sanders (17:28:07): Also this
Farto Rubio (20:58:07): Today was rough so me and haley are very thankful for pete and josh coming and marc for the flowers, know you would have come if you could. It means a lot to her.
Comrade Sanders (20:59:02): If there is anything we can do let us known
Farto Rubio (21:02:04): Yea I think know haleys in a much better place with everything but thanks.
Farto Rubio (21:02:25): Now if we could just get back to yelling our political views over each other and telling cuck jokes that'd be great
Comrade Sanders (21:16:31): Fuck toy you commie Cuck
Flatulancelot (21:17:00): Well that was unexpected
Farto Rubio (21:40:43): Dur capitalism DURRRRRR
Farto Rubio (21:40:58): Now things are back to normal
Cryin' Ted (21:45:38): Nothing like an Invisible Hand jon
Cryin' Ted (21:45:39): Job
Thursday, 30 June 2016
Comrade Sanders (08:11:58): I just saw Priya from highschool. Bitch looked haggard
Cryin' Ted (08:12:14): The one with the back brace?
Comrade Sanders (08:12:22): Yea
Comrade Sanders (08:12:36): No back brace.
Cryin' Ted (08:12:47): To this day I still wonder if she was faking it
Comrade Sanders (08:12:53): But she looked haggard in her pjs on the path
Cryin' Ted (08:13:10): Maybe she was on her way to a pajama party
Farto Rubio (08:13:11): Wait we had our own aluminum monster?
Comrade Sanders (08:13:17): Yea.
Comrade Sanders (08:13:27): Who would be fatty magoo
Cryin' Ted (08:13:32): Yea you don't remember Priya? She'd take off the back brace when she wanted to lol
Cryin' Ted (08:14:00): Everyone used to wonder if she just had it for attention/getting out of gym
Comrade Sanders (08:14:27): Only one way to find out. RKO OUT IF NOWHERE
Cryin' Ted (08:16:54): I'm in
Farto Rubio (08:22:54): Lol Gokusnake said the same thing last night, RKO out of nowhere
Comrade Sanders (08:23:35): He said RKO outta nowhere at a wake?
Farto Rubio (08:23:43): No after
Farto Rubio (08:23:55): He wore a fedora to a wake
Comrade Sanders (08:24:11): The world makes sence
Comrade Sanders (08:27:52): The path wasn't going to have a door be right in front of him on the platform. So a guy stuck out his arm to try to stop it. It was almost stopped. But he thought he could stop the path with his arm
Farto Rubio (08:40:09): He was just testing to see if his superpowers developed yet
Cryin' Ted (08:57:15): Maybe it was arm day
Farto Rubio (10:15:12): Josh let us know what you think of my bosses film
Cryin' Ted (10:16:41): let's get your boss to finance our film
Comrade Sanders (10:19:04): http://i.imgur.com/HDKQRwF.jpg
Farto Rubio (10:20:18): At least he's honest about wanting to fuck us
Farto Rubio (10:22:39): He doesn't talk like a politician that's why I'm voting for him!
Comrade Sanders (10:23:16): http://i.imgur.com/xZz9Uy9.gifv
Cryin' Ted (10:23:50): i want to believe
Farto Rubio (10:25:24): None
Comrade Sanders (10:26:18): im pretty sure im in like an 18
Comrade Sanders (10:26:26): 22 a big bitch
Cryin' Ted (10:28:48): eff your beauty standards
Farto Rubio (10:34:57): None
Farto Rubio (10:35:02): she comin
Farto Rubio (10:38:07): you guys see that trailer for the disney movie about the polynesian god Maui
Farto Rubio (10:38:14): there's already controversy over his body type
Farto Rubio (10:38:38): I feel like shitposting and complaining about things that don't really matter is so common in real life now
Cryin' Ted (10:41:30): lol what is the problem with him
Cryin' Ted (10:41:34): is it cause he's fat
Farto Rubio (10:41:37): oh yea
Farto Rubio (10:41:54): and you know if they gave him an adonis like figure like you would imagine a semi-god would have, that'd be an issue too
Cryin' Ted (10:41:59): honestly people complain about such minute things now
Cryin' Ted (10:42:16): it's always about like gender representation in disney movies
Farto Rubio (10:42:30): remember that poster of a girl in a bikini with the phrase "are you beach body ready"
Farto Rubio (10:42:34): and how much shit that stirred
Cryin' Ted (10:42:37): imagine if your job was writing about elsa needing to be a lesbian in frozen 2, i'd fucking kill myself
Farto Rubio (10:43:12): when you get to that level of head-up-assness, you start to mistake your own shit for the actual world
Comrade Sanders (10:44:16): when you lack outward enemies, you gain inward ones
Farto Rubio (10:45:48): or you just invent them
Comrade Sanders (11:24:38): http://i.imgur.com/3WuF9HA.jpg
Farto Rubio (11:25:54): she literally wants the ending paragraph to the be the ending paragraph from the communist manifesto? lol
Farto Rubio (11:26:25): well i don't know if its the ending paragraph but its the most quotable
Cryin' Ted (11:39:20): We have nothing to lose but our genitals
Comrade Sanders (11:59:17): i dont know why they are getting safe spaces
Farto Rubio (12:16:26): it's all a lie anyways
Farto Rubio (12:16:45): its the jews deceiving us
Flatulancelot (12:18:17): Damn. You got me
Farto Rubio (12:28:51): You watch yet?
Flatulancelot (12:29:22): When I'm done pooping
Farto Rubio (12:59:16): let us know your verdict
Flatulancelot (13:24:27): straight garbage
Flatulancelot (13:24:46): the most redeeming quality is that they got Hiram Katz
Comrade Sanders (13:24:57): Hey. Don't talk about Brian's sex tape like that
Farto Rubio (13:25:37): hiram katz is a gentle soul and even gentler lover
Farto Rubio (13:25:49): ah yea i dind't know who that was he looked familiar
Flatulancelot (13:25:59): None
Flatulancelot (13:26:12): I love his scene in curb at the restaurant
Comrade Sanders (13:26:13): That's a fat Mark Summers
Flatulancelot (13:26:45): here's my whole critique...
Flatulancelot (13:27:08): opening sequence just felt amateurish, as did the rest of the piece
Cryin' Ted (13:27:11): Here we go
Flatulancelot (13:27:22): the actress' gap tooth was distracting
Flatulancelot (13:28:10): the main actor is supposed to be menacing because of his "cool demeanor" but he just comes off as goofy. he is in no way convincing in the role
Flatulancelot (13:28:25): ever cigar on screen is not lit
Flatulancelot (13:28:36): the actors for the most part are shit
Comrade Sanders (13:29:01): Once again, Brian tried really hard with his sex tape
Flatulancelot (13:29:06): the audio cuts/transitions are terrible. it goes from a scene with dialogue, to drone footage transition, completely void of sound, not even music playing. it's awkward
Cryin' Ted (13:29:14): what's the budget on this movie lol
Flatulancelot (13:29:18): the sex scene makes even less sense than when we read the original script. the actors have zero chemistry together
Flatulancelot (13:29:32): and lastly
Comrade Sanders (13:29:34): was there full pen
Flatulancelot (13:29:45): IS THAT THE JEWISH LAWYER FROM CURB??!?!?!?!
Flatulancelot (13:30:22): Just side areola
Farto Rubio (13:30:50): ok so their working on the sound right now, my boss is scoring the whole thing
Farto Rubio (13:30:53): as we speak
Farto Rubio (13:30:56): down in nashville
Farto Rubio (13:30:59): budget is 6k
Cryin' Ted (13:31:08): what does he expect with 6k lol
Farto Rubio (13:31:14): i've seen a version with music
Farto Rubio (13:31:21): it doesn't make it better is all ill say
Cryin' Ted (13:31:38): why did he have to go to nashville to score this lol
Flatulancelot (13:31:51): o, also, it seemed like a number of shots were handheld. they should invest in a tripod
Cryin' Ted (13:32:15): let's have a movie night and watch this
Flatulancelot (13:33:52): your boss wrote the screenplay, right?
Flatulancelot (13:34:01): has your dad seen this?
Flatulancelot (13:34:16): how did someone convince him that this was a worthwhile investment?
Flatulancelot (13:35:02): let's pitch our Diner Talks series to some big wigs. Rape v Rape-Murder. i'm sure that will go over well with the PC police
Cryin' Ted (13:36:00): i genuinely think we could write a good movie or show
Cryin' Ted (13:36:03): maybe not film it lol
Farto Rubio (13:41:04): well actually i think he's in nashville for his ablum
Farto Rubio (13:41:05): album
Farto Rubio (13:41:48): it was written by nick pizzli or something
Farto Rubio (13:42:03): he wrote a straight to dvd film called american mobster in 2012
Farto Rubio (13:43:24): im trying to find it
Farto Rubio (13:43:30): the poster for this movie is hilariously bad
Cryin' Ted (13:43:55): you have to post it
Farto Rubio (13:46:54): im trying to find it i can't remember the exact name but it was trying to play on the success of american gangster
Flatulancelot (13:49:18): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1434944/mediaviewer/rm751221248
Cryin' Ted (13:50:01): lol frank stallone
Flatulancelot (13:51:00): apparently the main actor was also the writer
Farto Rubio (13:51:18): looks like the dude from my bosses movie, how'd you find that
Farto Rubio (13:51:20): fun fact
Farto Rubio (13:51:37): the main character in my bosses movie is the brother of the woman who got butchered by that barber last year
Comrade Sanders (13:52:01): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368226/
Flatulancelot (13:52:47): Google: IMDb "American Mobster"
Flatulancelot (13:52:59): it's literally the 1st link
Comrade Sanders (13:55:09): cant find ir
Farto Rubio (13:55:13): me either
Farto Rubio (13:55:15): i get american monster
Farto Rubio (13:55:24): or american gangster rather
Farto Rubio (13:56:13): i see the this is who I am popping up but I'm trying to find the other movie
Comrade Sanders (13:57:08): http://www.allmovie.com/movie/american-mobster-miami-shakedown-v556262
Comrade Sanders (13:57:11): this it?
Farto Rubio (13:57:36): YES
Farto Rubio (13:57:39): thats is miami shakedown
Comrade Sanders (13:57:48): this is who I am is the new title
Farto Rubio (13:58:53): oh they changed it after it came out? lol
Farto Rubio (13:58:56): i just love that poster
Farto Rubio (13:59:10): None
Farto Rubio (13:59:19): looks like its from a video games in the 80s
Farto Rubio (13:59:22): also miami shakedown lol
Farto Rubio (13:59:57): how'd you figure out this became this is who I am marc
Comrade Sanders (14:00:04): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r6DTTMtG44
Cryin' Ted (14:01:19): there is a whole world of very shitty, very low budget vanity movies out there that i didnt even know about
Cryin' Ted (14:01:23): i want to learn more about this world
Comrade Sanders (14:01:29): Sylvester Stallone had a stroke and is a better actor then his name sake
Flatulancelot (14:04:05): believe the info about the name change is on the page
Flatulancelot (14:06:05): my god, frank stallone painting is a magnificent sight
Farto Rubio (14:07:03): This is who I am, aka American Mobster, tells the story of Nick Romano, a dapper thug from Miami. Nick has problems with his girlfriend and other gangsters. Nick wants to be a nicer kind of thug, and wants to keep his girl, but one thing leads to another and...well, you know, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. \n\nThe actors in this film are all graduates of the Martin Scoresleezy school of acting, most having majored in Italian thug mimicry, but maybe they actually flunked. The star who portrays Nick, by the way, is also the writer and producer. There is no acting ability displayed on the screen, the action sequences are really cheesy, the fighting and blood shed look about as fake as you can get. I couldn't give away the plot because the movie has none. I often marvel at how money is wasted in the entertainment industry, and this film is a good example.
Farto Rubio (14:07:15): 3/10 stars, 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful lol
Farto Rubio (14:07:32): 2/10 actually
Flatulancelot (14:07:46): i feel sorry for your dad
Flatulancelot (14:07:59): at least the actors and crew are getting paid
Flatulancelot (14:08:11): he's never getting his $ back
Farto Rubio (14:11:18): do you guys believe that certain alcohols are associated with certain moods for people
Farto Rubio (14:11:31): for example, jack daniels either makes people happy or angry
Farto Rubio (14:12:15): this is what I was told last night by gokusnake who refused jack daniels because he said it would end up making him angry, he'd convince me to swap wives (his words) so I'd wake up with his wife, but then he'd actually wake up with evan
Farto Rubio (14:12:31): also he told me what he's looking forward to most for the next 20 years - being a stay at home dad lol
Cryin' Ted (14:16:01): http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/bd/bd8b40f6104828a3ba1c55f49560df16a95f365802f0b53be374065c860141c2.jpg
Farto Rubio (14:16:36): that's how i felt too
Farto Rubio (14:16:45): he repeated it several times as well just to make sure his wife heard it
Comrade Sanders (14:25:21): Does he want to bang Evan?
Comrade Sanders (14:26:02): Cause with all the gay jokes that i make, i would never even joking say i would sleep with Evan
Farto Rubio (14:26:20): I think he's in the closet
Farto Rubio (14:26:39): he was drunk last week or so and told haley my ass looked so good in my work pants that he might have to smack it
Comrade Sanders (14:26:40): Can he fit?
Farto Rubio (14:26:40): then he did
Farto Rubio (14:27:00): i felt like my safe space was crashing down around me
Farto Rubio (14:27:12): but at the same time he called evan gay for saying his baby has nice eyes like him
Comrade Sanders (14:27:20): Yea if you are gunna make a gay joke, you need the person for who its about to hea
Farto Rubio (14:27:35): well haley was therew
Farto Rubio (14:27:40): she was shocked he did it too
Farto Rubio (14:27:43): it was just weird af
Comrade Sanders (14:27:50): He wants your D
Comrade Sanders (14:27:54): in his B
Farto Rubio (14:27:55): i get it i have a nice ass, but im like a museum, look but no touch
Comrade Sanders (14:28:06): you do not have a nice ass
Comrade Sanders (14:28:10): Josh does
Comrade Sanders (14:28:21): Josh got a good butt and smile
Comrade Sanders (14:28:34): Brian is Smart
Farto Rubio (14:28:34): it's not the first time my butt has been violated though
Farto Rubio (14:29:01): last year at governors ball these girls kept pinching my ass
Cryin' Ted (14:29:22): i've always viewed marc as the muscle, josh as the brians, me as the wild card, and brian as the hot ass
Flatulancelot (14:29:24): Is that all I am to you, Mark? A piece of meat. Yeah. That's right. Mark. M-A-R-K.
Farto Rubio (14:29:42): i didn't tell haley till after d-rake was done though cause I didn't want her to fight someone during a concert she wanted to see
Farto Rubio (14:29:50): also who knows maybe i could have turned it into a threesome
Cryin' Ted (14:29:54): so close
Farto Rubio (14:29:56): but that unfortunately didn't happen
Farto Rubio (14:30:32): i think we really need to get a handle on our roles within the group
Farto Rubio (14:30:41): we're not achieving our potential otherwise
Cryin' Ted (14:31:07): "this guy's not telling us the combination to the safe. brian, give him a little sneak peak of those buns and see if that'll change his mind"
Flatulancelot (14:31:08): Whose the token black guy?
Cryin' Ted (14:31:14): Ace
Flatulancelot (14:31:26): & Mo
Flatulancelot (14:31:31): & Doc
Flatulancelot (14:31:38): & Schwartz
Cryin' Ted (14:31:50): let's make a heist movie
Flatulancelot (14:32:08): Steal the KFC recipe
Flatulancelot (14:32:15): Steal the answers to the SATs
Farto Rubio (14:32:28): SAT's was done
Farto Rubio (14:32:31): but KFC was not
Flatulancelot (14:32:32): Steal the katana above that kid Jeffrey down the street
Flatulancelot (14:32:42): From*
Farto Rubio (14:32:44): its a sequel to the perfect score. the perfect chicken reciep
Flatulancelot (14:33:11): "Succulence: The movie"
Farto Rubio (14:33:16): our heros from the perfect score made it to college then instantly flunk out since they lied about their intelligence
Farto Rubio (14:33:30): now they need money desperately and decide to open up a fried chicken joint
Flatulancelot (14:33:43): One become captain America. The other, black widow
Comrade Sanders (14:34:04): Mark Ruffalo as the High Asian
Comrade Sanders (14:34:19): and Chris Hemsworth as teh cheating girlfriend
Farto Rubio (14:35:24): lets set up a google word doc we can all edita
Farto Rubio (14:35:29): and start writing something
Flatulancelot (14:35:32): http://www.wired.com/2010/03/ff_masterthief_blanchard/
Farto Rubio (14:35:35): or even just jotting down ideas
Comrade Sanders (14:35:45): I have an idea book
Comrade Sanders (14:35:48): i keep on me
Flatulancelot (14:36:01): All joking aside, this is the best heist story I've read that has yet to get a movie deal
Comrade Sanders (14:36:02): i have some full stories flushed out
Flatulancelot (14:36:33): We should buy the rights to the story, then sell it to a production studio
Farto Rubio (14:36:42): make some quick cash
Farto Rubio (14:36:50): you got on you wanna share marc
Comrade Sanders (14:37:15): You guys might like a few
Comrade Sanders (14:37:18): let me grab it
Comrade Sanders (14:37:55): Okay so this one is a dark comdey
Comrade Sanders (14:38:14): about an angel who comes to earth and just fucks about
Comrade Sanders (14:38:17): he cant sin
Comrade Sanders (14:38:20): so not sex
Comrade Sanders (14:38:23): or lying
Comrade Sanders (14:38:28): but he drinks and smokes
Comrade Sanders (14:38:31): and other shit
Comrade Sanders (14:38:40): and he suto helps people
Comrade Sanders (14:38:52): he also has to figure out how to stop lucifer
Comrade Sanders (14:39:02): who is the head of the world largest non profit
Comrade Sanders (14:39:13): also he teaches a guy its cool to be gay
Comrade Sanders (14:39:57): its a big role reverhal
Comrade Sanders (14:40:09): like imagine chris delai\xa0as the angel
Comrade Sanders (14:40:19): and like a buttoned up guy as lucifer
Flatulancelot (14:40:46): so Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in Dogma but less dickish and not trying to take down God with paradoxes and what not
Cryin' Ted (14:41:13): sounds like Dogma
Farto Rubio (14:41:45): i like satan running a non-profit
Comrade Sanders (14:41:49): and then i have Hell Divers, which is about a group of soliders who use fifth dementional tech to travel back in time to solve mysteries
Comrade Sanders (14:41:54): twist
Comrade Sanders (14:42:05): the main guy is the dad of another guy
Farto Rubio (14:42:05): are they scuba soldiers lol why are they called hell divers
Comrade Sanders (14:42:10): but he doesnt know
Flatulancelot (14:42:19): so Cyclops and Cable
Comrade Sanders (14:42:40): yes josh, everything has been done before
Cryin' Ted (14:42:54): can they be scuba divers also
Comrade Sanders (14:43:05): its just a title
Flatulancelot (14:43:07): South Park did the Simpsons already did it trope, Marc. Get creative
Comrade Sanders (14:43:09): it can change
Comrade Sanders (14:43:24): okay fine
Comrade Sanders (14:43:44): Boy George is a super spy who has to have butt sex with eddie murphy while two pandas watch
Cryin' Ted (14:43:48): i want to raise a million dollars and make that disney movie brian and i thought of with a retired boxer dad learning about the power of the internet
Comrade Sanders (14:43:53): Nick Cage is already on boardf
Farto Rubio (14:44:53): nick cage would be perfect
Farto Rubio (14:45:14): wolfram alpha will really blow that dads mind
Cryin' Ted (14:45:39): Wow son, you mean the computer can do math? you know back when i was in third grade we didnt have none of them calc-u-lay-tors
Cryin' Ted (14:46:26): my greatest non-sexual fantasy in life is that i'm on a long flight and get seated next to seth rogen, where i pitch him this movie and it becomes a reality
Comrade Sanders (14:46:30): Anyone else mad that women can not wear sleaves to work but my guns are trapped in shirt prison
Farto Rubio (14:46:55): my greatest sexual fantasy involves seth rogen too where he walks in on me banging his mom
Comrade Sanders (14:51:11): okay, gay robots must become race car legends to save there home world but no one can know there are robots
Comrade Sanders (14:51:16): set to Take On Me
Comrade Sanders (14:51:37): the sequel they become astromauts
Comrade Sanders (14:51:48): that is set to If i could turn back time
Cryin' Ted (14:52:29): simpsons did that one
Flatulancelot (14:53:43): Let's not forget this one I came up with:\n\n"Who Loves Orange Soda?!"\n\nThe utterly depressing reality TV show, depicting the trials and tribulations of a Millennial Child Actor. Frequently asked, "Who Loves Orange Soda?!", child actor Kel Mitchell struggles with endless taunts.\n\nThe show ends after a very short-lived, six episode series.
Comrade Sanders (14:53:57): a movie directed by Tim Burton, it's called Johnny Depp, starring Johnny Depp, but the twist is that it was Helen Botham-Carter the whole time
Cryin' Ted (14:54:18): i would watch the shit out of that johnny depp movie
Farto Rubio (14:54:42): it ends with Kel shooting himself in the head and orange soda spilling out in lieu of blood
Farto Rubio (14:55:06): it's a slow work day for all of us huh
Cryin' Ted (14:55:11): what about a movie about tim burton making a movie, but there's a typo in the credits that says Johnny Deep, and Johnny Depp ends up getting no credit and loses his fame to this unknown joe schmo
Cryin' Ted (14:55:28): Title: In Too Depp
Comrade Sanders (14:55:37): Anyone else masturbate to I hate myself to loving you or is it just me
Farto Rubio (14:55:38): Amber Heard starts dating the new Deep
Cryin' Ted (14:56:10): "Wow, two weeks ago I was workin' at the little ceasars and now I got this smokin' hot wife!"
Comrade Sanders (14:56:52): time to sneak dogs into Austrialla
Comrade Sanders (14:57:19): New Idea,
Farto Rubio (14:57:23): "I was just serving pies all over town like a man does, then out of nowhere I get this phone call from some guy named Tim Borton? Says I need to come to LA real quick. \xa0I asked him how many pizza's he needed but it turned out to be something different"
Comrade Sanders (14:57:39): a hard hitting docu series looking at sex slaves and war in africa
Comrade Sanders (14:57:42): set to Toto
Cryin' Ted (14:57:57): "It's a movie, Johnny Depp. We've done this like a thousand times. I don't know how you're not getting this."
Farto Rubio (14:57:59): what about a movie that takes a sympathetic view of the people who buy sex slaves
Cryin' Ted (14:58:15): Slave to Love
Comrade Sanders (14:58:31): Love is the dictators name
Farto Rubio (14:58:32): then the sequel from the sex slaves point of view, Love to Slave
Farto Rubio (14:58:37): critcally condemned by all
Flatulancelot (14:59:07): my programmer friend told me this story about how the head of the main VC firm funding them had to back away from the company because he owned a sex slave
Comrade Sanders (14:59:09): we are idoits
Farto Rubio (14:59:21): yea but im laughing lol
Farto Rubio (15:00:02): this shits making the work day go by faster, i just need to get a weeks worth of work done tomorrow before my boss comes in tuesday
Comrade Sanders (15:00:29): You just got to have Faith
Cryin' Ted (15:00:30): i enjoy this
Flatulancelot (15:00:35): http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2566497/?ref_=tt_cl_t6
Flatulancelot (15:00:40): we need this douche
Flatulancelot (15:01:02): he can play the pizza boy that gets his big break
Farto Rubio (15:01:38): "Hey tim is me Johnny D, I got your Pizza"
Farto Rubio (15:01:42): he brings a pizza anyway
Farto Rubio (15:01:54): just cause he's that damn good of a worker
Cryin' Ted (15:02:15): john deep has to look nothing like johnny depp
Flatulancelot (15:02:23): lets write a movie starring a whole swath of celebrity look alikes. the movie poster can have "Johnny Depp" and "Arnlold"
Flatulancelot (15:02:27): make sure to include ""
Cryin' Ted (15:02:37): that is a good idea
Farto Rubio (15:02:54): whats it about though
Flatulancelot (15:02:59): you could do it for super cheap and people would watch just for how bad it is
Farto Rubio (15:03:11): like most movies I watch now
Cryin' Ted (15:03:36): you dont even need a plot, people will see it based on the names alone
Farto Rubio (15:04:13): so its just a behind the scenes of the shooting of an actual movie with these fake actors
Flatulancelot (15:04:28): nah. real movie starring the look alikes
Farto Rubio (15:04:44): make it a mafia movie
Farto Rubio (15:04:49): North American Gangster
Farto Rubio (15:04:51): set in canada
Flatulancelot (15:05:07): lol
Comrade Sanders (15:05:45): Pete, Do you like Huey Lewis & The News
Farto Rubio (15:06:16): i found my google doc regarding the father son hacker team movie
Farto Rubio (15:06:20): im inviting you all to it
Comrade Sanders (15:06:20): None
Comrade Sanders (15:06:40): are they trying to fuck the same girl
Comrade Sanders (15:06:42): his mom
Farto Rubio (15:07:24): marc you marcrguggiero2@gmail.com
Farto Rubio (15:07:27): ?
Comrade Sanders (15:07:38): thats not even close to my
Comrade Sanders (15:07:59): im FunkMasterFlex@bonertown
Comrade Sanders (15:08:09): but yea just spell my name right
Comrade Sanders (15:08:12): and 2
Farto Rubio (15:08:49): kk yall invited
Cryin' Ted (15:09:11): it's such a good idea
Cryin' Ted (15:09:18): but nobody will ever give us 1 million dollars to make it
Comrade Sanders (15:09:23): I want this as a painting
Flatulancelot (15:09:44): "The Social Media Industrial Complex"\n\nThe celebrity look alikes have to break into the offices of Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and SnapChat. They aren't hackers, so they must rely on their stunning good looks and acting abilities to socially engineer their way in. What's their plan you ask?
Flatulancelot (15:09:55): I don't have an asnwer. why are they breaking in
Flatulancelot (15:10:21): to steal the digital identities of the real people?
Farto Rubio (15:10:29): i don't care pete
Flatulancelot (15:10:30): mass identity fraud?
Farto Rubio (15:10:31): i just want it written
Farto Rubio (15:10:40): i want to create something of value
Farto Rubio (15:10:50): and this has none, but maybe after practicing the next thing can have value
Flatulancelot (15:12:23): ooo, the campuses of Facebook and the like all have facial recognition tech and when the actors show up on campus, security gets a red flag letting all the employees know that a VIP is on premise
Flatulancelot (15:13:12): gaping whole is opened for Jet Li's look alike to go through the back door
Flatulancelot (15:14:17): and we can have a bunch of cheesy David Caruso tag lines that vaguely resemble the real actors' lines, but are far enough off to be cringey
Flatulancelot (15:14:40): Arnold: "I will be returning at a later date."
Farto Rubio (15:14:42): if you guys want to edit the google docs, click the top right button that says "editing" and switch it to suggesting just so we can keep everything withouth deleting ideas
Flatulancelot (15:15:16): Bruce Willis: "Yippie!"
Farto Rubio (15:15:32): me and marc are writing the first scene now if you guys wanna join
Farto Rubio (15:17:40): i think as a group we could collectively bang out a scene or two pretty fast
Farto Rubio (15:17:55): just like we bang out in other ways pretty fast amirite my fellow premature ejaculators
Flatulancelot (15:18:49): can the fight that led to the dad's brain injury later be revealed to be a sham. that the da'ds opponent had hacked his body to be better than the dad
Flatulancelot (15:19:05): so the opponent cheated
Farto Rubio (15:19:22): ah funny you said that
Farto Rubio (15:19:28): i thought the same thing
Flatulancelot (15:20:28): None
Cryin' Ted (15:21:16): should probably think of an actual plot before we write scenes lol
Comrade Sanders (15:21:36): never stoppped Michael Bay
Farto Rubio (15:21:47): true a little preplanning is a good thing
Farto Rubio (15:21:59): yea im not sure if me or pete ever explained the arc
Flatulancelot (15:22:23): can also make it so that in the end, the kid figures out a way to fix/hack the dad's brain injury, while the dad figures out how to hack the mom's illness. but they dont have enough computing power to do both
Cryin' Ted (15:22:59): well i figured the kid's arc would be that he was getting bullied
Comrade Sanders (15:23:20): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5jXJ61wBE-U/maxresdefault.jpg
Cryin' Ted (15:23:29): so his dad teaches him how to box and he teaches his dad how to use an aimbot in CS:GO and make message board avatars
Farto Rubio (15:24:46): and the bully, his dad should be the boxer from the beginning
Farto Rubio (15:24:50): full circle and shit
Cryin' Ted (15:26:15): the kid beats up the bully and hten turns to the dad
Farto Rubio (15:26:45): the kid should really kick the bullys shit in
Farto Rubio (15:26:50): like worldstar kimboslice style
Farto Rubio (15:26:57): then turns and smiles at his dad who smiles back
Comrade Sanders (15:27:10): then lose to a fat kid in the ultimate fighter
Cryin' Ted (15:28:38): the kid should beat the bully with a tube sock full of razor blades
Cryin' Ted (15:29:16): did you guys ever see the movie eagle vs shark?
Farto Rubio (15:29:37): no but I want to just from the title
Cryin' Ted (15:30:39): it's starring the flight of the conchords guys
Cryin' Ted (15:30:56): anyway the premise is that this one dude is travelling back to his hometown to fight his bully from high school
Cryin' Ted (15:31:14): and at the end of the movie he finally encounters the bully and it turns out the guy was in an accident that left him in a wheelchair
Cryin' Ted (15:31:42): so he goes to shake the bully's hand and forgive him but then sucker punches him and they get in this big fight, and the bully manages to kick his ass even though he was in the wheelchair
Cryin' Ted (15:31:55): that is the kind of fight i had in mind when thinking of this lol
Farto Rubio (15:32:41): that's funny
Farto Rubio (15:32:55): the fight does have to be a big part of the movie
Farto Rubio (15:33:00): it's the kids climax
Farto Rubio (15:33:05): a climax for all kids watching too
Farto Rubio (15:33:17): i just want people to watch that scene and think, that kid is climaxing right now
Cryin' Ted (15:34:01): i want the audience to climax with the climax
Farto Rubio (15:47:35): this weekend i'll be in PA but next weekedn sometime other than when we celebrate marcs bday we should sit and write something
Cryin' Ted (15:49:14): i should be around the next two weekends, i'd be down
Cryin' Ted (15:49:29): let's at least write a plot outline and then we can go to the diner or something and discuss it
Farto Rubio (18:28:04): The most bizarre picture I've seen all day
Farto Rubio (18:35:33): Scratch that even worse
Comrade Sanders (18:37:06): Wait. So gorillas and black people are the same?
Comrade Sanders (18:37:20): MY UNCLE JAS ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT
Friday, 01 July 2016
Comrade Sanders (08:24:35): Mean Girls 2 is on MTV right meow
Farto Rubio (08:25:40): Did we watch that?
Flatulancelot (08:25:42): Who knew there was a sequel
Flatulancelot (08:25:59): Who knew that MTV 2 was still a thing
Comrade Sanders (08:26:07): Yea we for high as shit and watched it
Flatulancelot (08:26:08): Why are you watching MTV 2?
Comrade Sanders (08:26:34): MTV. My b
Flatulancelot (08:27:45): Wait. You had it right
Flatulancelot (08:28:07): MTV still a thing?
Comrade Sanders (08:28:13): Also we never understand why the insanely rich girl was unpopular
Flatulancelot (08:28:36): Durr. Stinky puss
Flatulancelot (08:28:48): Never seen it but ain't it obvious
Comrade Sanders (08:29:06): Nah. She drive a Porsche to school. Not ugo or fat
Comrade Sanders (08:29:20): Even if that puss Stank. I'm in
Flatulancelot (08:29:33): Stinky puss will ruin anyone's reputation.
Flatulancelot (08:30:04): Your can have flappy lips. Meaty lips. Roast beef. None of that matters.
Flatulancelot (08:30:15): But stank poon. Nope
Comrade Sanders (08:30:18): Blue waffle
Flatulancelot (08:30:36): What
Comrade Sanders (08:30:45): Look it up
Cryin' Ted (08:30:55): In mean girls 3 they should just straight up have a torture chamber
Farto Rubio (08:31:27): Mean Girls 3: Sex Dungeon
Comrade Sanders (08:31:48): No. Mean Girl 3. Normal Dungeon
Comrade Sanders (08:32:32): Also she refers to her moped as bike
Flatulancelot (08:32:57): None
Flatulancelot (08:33:03): This is a blue waffle
Comrade Sanders (08:33:20): Yup
Comrade Sanders (08:33:44): I love eating blue waffle
Flatulancelot (08:34:26): I'm not gonna look it up. I will accept my state of ignorance and revel in it.
Farto Rubio (08:34:54): How did you find that picture of an actual blue waffle then lol
Flatulancelot (08:36:25): Image search inside groupme
Flatulancelot (08:36:36): There exists no substantive information there
Farto Rubio (11:40:09): there is going to be a Passion of the Christ 2
Farto Rubio (11:40:30): http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/mel-gibson-is-making-the-passion-of-the-christ-2-a7073746.html
Flatulancelot (11:52:06): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkZ4Ui8izKk
Farto Rubio (12:02:53): i forgot about that lol
Cryin' Ted (15:26:10): Hey Jesus, ever smoke one of THESE?
Saturday, 02 July 2016
Cryin' Ted (09:38:24): Have you guys ever heard about Robert Morrow? He is a guy who got elected as a GOP chairman in a county in Texas and he is actually insane. Like there are campaigns of people trying to reduce the power of his position because they want him out so badly
Cryin' Ted (09:38:38): Here's an actual tweet by him
Cryin' Ted (09:39:07): Check out his Twitter, it's the real deal. He even rates your waifu if you send him a picture
Flatulancelot (10:26:06): Yeah that guy is great. Maybe Trump will invite him to speak at the convention
Cryin' Ted (11:54:47): I hope he will be the running mate
Flatulancelot (12:03:59): The shill is getting interviewed by j Edgar Hoover today
Cryin' Ted (12:24:01): Did you hear about Bill's secret meeting with the attorney general lol
Flatulancelot (12:24:50): On the tarmac at an airport. Slick bubba
Comrade Sanders (15:48:41): You guys remember when we talked to they army guy on Jessie's tinder and we said we were 3 dudes at a papers bar and he just went lol
Cryin' Ted (17:33:22): "I've fucked worse"
Comrade Sanders (22:25:37): My cousins look like a smash mouth cover band
Flatulancelot (22:27:47): They look like the type to host a podcast together
Farto Rubio (23:13:38): Funny you say that since we've wanted to host a podcast together
Flatulancelot (23:14:05): Shut your whore mouth.
Flatulancelot (23:14:17): Should be the name of our podcast
Farto Rubio (23:14:42): That's a good nams
Sunday, 03 July 2016
Cryin' Ted (10:00:10): This ad reminds me of something that Vape Nation guy would do
Farto Rubio (10:00:34): Is that the real ad? Lol
Cryin' Ted (10:00:45): Yup
Farto Rubio (10:01:33): You play Hak, a hacker, and your job is do the hackiest hack anyone ever hacked. Are you up to the hack challenge?
Cryin' Ted (10:05:04): Can Hank Hak hack the hacknet?
Flatulancelot (23:13:57): https://youtu.be/LKDfiBVuqVk
Monday, 04 July 2016
Flatulancelot (13:16:32): What's everyone doing today?
Comrade Sanders (13:20:07): I'm coming home now
Cryin' Ted (13:20:36): I ain't doing shit
Flatulancelot (13:25:34): Brasketballs??
Flatulancelot (13:29:12): Also, Tim is going to the DNC and RNC conventions
Farto Rubio (13:29:22): My parents decided today's a perfect to clean our entire house lol
Flatulancelot (13:29:57): Even the basement?
Farto Rubio (13:30:20): Well the garage and up
Cryin' Ted (13:30:56): Classic ma and pa K
Flatulancelot (13:31:10): That's like walking through the mud, but leaving your boots on
Farto Rubio (14:09:38): Yea I don't get my parents at all lol
Farto Rubio (14:09:57): Think they scared haley and evan away so I may try to escape as well. Possibly basketball?
Farto Rubio (14:10:01): Or tennis
Flatulancelot (14:10:15): My mom dumb and she a doctor
Flatulancelot (14:10:26): I'm down for activities
Farto Rubio (15:48:27): I'm down for activities now
Comrade Sanders (15:48:57): I'm not gunna be home till 8
Cryin' Ted (15:57:11): Let me know what's going down
Tuesday, 05 July 2016
Comrade Sanders (07:18:55): Sometimes the trump bots make a good one
Cryin' Ted (09:02:36): Thanks Donnie T
Comrade Sanders (09:26:08): I found actual hiliary supporters on Cape Cod
Farto Rubio (09:27:35): She's such an N
Farto Rubio (09:27:44): Neoliberal
Flatulancelot (09:28:37): Thanks for clearing that up Brian.
Flatulancelot (09:30:06): Bill was the first black president so ya know...
Farto Rubio (09:32:47): And black guys love fat white chicks, so she's still white
Cryin' Ted (09:45:23): They sure do
Comrade Sanders (11:06:25): http://giphy.com/gifs/realitytvgifs-mama-june-shannon-memorial-day-tWlfo0th8sXdK
Flatulancelot (11:07:22): America, #1 in diabetes type 2
Farto Rubio (11:20:07): were so fat as a country
Flatulancelot (11:20:47): Sugar baby. That sweet, sweet elixer
Flatulancelot (11:21:05): It shows our wealth
Flatulancelot (11:21:25): We're successful. Didn't you know. Even our poor folk are successful
Cryin' Ted (11:21:43): http://wreg.com/2016/07/05/fbi-no-charges-recommended-against-hillary-clinton-over-emails/
Cryin' Ted (11:21:46): She did it boys
Cryin' Ted (11:21:52): Nice one Hilly
Cryin' Ted (11:22:07): FBI says she's A-OK to take the Iron Throne
Farto Rubio (11:22:36): http://imgur.com/r/reactiongifs/wNKT7GM
Cryin' Ted (11:23:14): listen, i'm sure it was an honest mistake
Comrade Sanders (11:23:14): I have lost all faith in the government
Cryin' Ted (11:23:28): we all have private email servers in our basement that we are prepared to wipe at every moment
Flatulancelot (11:24:32): it was in some dude's bathroom so there was definitely some wiping going down
Cryin' Ted (11:24:37): i am glad to see shillary was above the law
Farto Rubio (11:25:02): i guess some of us are too big to jail
Flatulancelot (11:26:03): http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_full/public/blogs/clintontrumpjewishstar.jpg?itok=GbBg2jf2
Farto Rubio (11:26:20): good news
Farto Rubio (11:26:22): if she wins
Farto Rubio (11:26:26): we'll never have another woman as president
Cryin' Ted (11:27:56): lol
Comrade Sanders (11:29:11): the gay guy next to me is talking about how he was mad at his uncle because he said the phrase "all the gays"
Comrade Sanders (11:29:18): what a faggot
Farto Rubio (11:31:42): all them Italians complaining how them gays complain about the phrase All the gays
Farto Rubio (11:31:49): whatta gabbagool
Flatulancelot (11:31:57): i tell ya hwhat, all the gays are gay
Flatulancelot (11:32:24): None
Cryin' Ted (11:34:36): eeeeeeeeeyyyy all these gay men look at my meatballs? fuggedabouti
Comrade Sanders (11:35:22): eeeeyyyyyy, they want some italian suasage over ere
Comrade Sanders (11:38:15): i think the most accepinting culutre\xa0is stoners
Comrade Sanders (11:38:26): they just want to get high with anyone
Flatulancelot (11:38:44): made this joke here before, but the italian ghost busters are Gaba-Ghouls
Farto Rubio (11:38:44): also they don't care enough to hate anythinge
Farto Rubio (11:38:46): xcept the cops
Flatulancelot (11:39:29): they grease their hair back with Slimer's goo
Flatulancelot (11:39:48): then use it as a substitute for olive oil
Flatulancelot (11:40:02): you greasy bastards
Cryin' Ted (11:40:56): eyyy that ghost looks like a pasta fazool
Cryin' Ted (11:41:08): let's-a go bust it after out third nap of the afternoon
Farto Rubio (11:49:14): i should have the final copy of my bosses video this week
Farto Rubio (11:49:20): then you can all see the final product w/ music
Comrade Sanders (11:50:22): is it just a short film
Farto Rubio (11:50:34): yea around 10-12 minutes
Farto Rubio (11:50:38): he's gonna market it after this
Farto Rubio (11:50:46): attempt to*
Comrade Sanders (11:52:26): if they need an extra, i know a guy, his name is Joey Bonzo
Farto Rubio (11:53:22): it's alright
Farto Rubio (11:53:27): Nick Cimino carries the whole thing
Farto Rubio (11:53:29): This is who he is
Comrade Sanders (11:55:16): Joey Bonzo is a fictitious charcater
Comrade Sanders (11:56:45): Also since i dont know GOT, i didnt know that Quantum\xa0Break the game was Little Finger Vs Bobby "The Iceman" Iceman
Farto Rubio (11:56:54): So is Nick cimino
Farto Rubio (11:57:01): he's just a figment of Nick Cimino's imagination
Cryin' Ted (11:59:35): The iceman huh
Comrade Sanders (12:08:09): shawn ashmore
Comrade Sanders (12:10:13): also Shawn Ashmores twitter bios is pretty funny
Farto Rubio (14:30:07): I'm at the dentist and was getting my teeth looked at, I could hear the doctors stomach growling for food
Farto Rubio (14:30:24): I feel like I shouldn't be worked on by someone who's hungry lol
Farto Rubio (14:30:47): Hrs just gonna rush me so he can get to his lunch
Flatulancelot (14:30:48): you shoulda spit some of the food particulate left in your teeth right down his throat
Flatulancelot (14:31:07): "hey doc... catch"
Farto Rubio (14:31:21): And he'll go "thanks for the grub champ"
Farto Rubio (14:31:43): At least I'm novacained up so I won't feel any mistakes
Flatulancelot (14:32:03): meet Adam Sandler today?
Comrade Sanders (14:42:14): there is an 10000000% chance the gay guy i work next to was looking at gifs of Quilting with Will
Comrade Sanders (14:42:58): "At least I'm novacained up so I won't feel any mistakes" my new life motto
Farto Rubio (14:50:10): That's how I'm gonna live my life from now on, like I'm ready to get a cavity drilled
Farto Rubio (14:50:24): And jury duty is tomorrow potentially I'll know then
Comrade Sanders (17:30:30): wait what did i miss
Farto Rubio (17:37:03): Adam Sandler owns property in new Brunswick which means he's eligible to be called for jury duty. That happened and I think he's on a case in new Brunswick now as a juror. I also have jury duty tomorrow at the courthouse. So I may see him if I'm lucky.
Comrade Sanders (17:50:45): Ask him is he is on trail for Grown Ups 2
Comrade Sanders (17:50:54): since that was a crime against humnaity
Farto Rubio (17:51:26): Lol. I'm just gonna yell "tally hoo hoo" and "saba doo" at him
Comrade Sanders (17:52:50): http://www.cntraveler.com/stories/2016-03-17/get-paid-12000-dollars-to-travel-and-drink-beer?mbid=nl_031916_Daily&CNDID=14414450&spMailingID=8686829&spUserID=MTEzNzk2NTQxNjk2S0&spJobID=882129003&spReportId=ODgyMTI5MDAzS0
Comrade Sanders (17:52:55): Josh,
Comrade Sanders (17:53:00): this was made for you
Flatulancelot (18:44:49): Yeah. They did this last year too
Flatulancelot (18:44:52): I stopped caring
Comrade Sanders (18:45:26): YOU ARE THE AT&T OF PEOPLE
Flatulancelot (18:48:40): Nextel
Wednesday, 06 July 2016
Cryin' Ted (09:15:30): Happy birthday Marc, let's celebrate this week with hookers and coke. We can flush the coke and teach the hookers computer skills
Comrade Sanders (09:19:28): The American Dream
Farto Rubio (09:28:33): No sight of Sadam Aandler yet. I need a movie idea to pitch him if I see him. I was thinking Billy Madison 2: Back to School
Flatulancelot (09:31:42): Happy birthday Marcy. You did it.
Farto Rubio (09:32:08): One more circle around the big orange circle in the sky
Comrade Sanders (09:49:01): Guys, I never cry, but . . .
Flatulancelot (09:50:55): My kinda cake. Snarky and bound to be thrown out cause I can't eat it
Comrade Sanders (10:41:53): I will plan the shooting trip,
Comrade Sanders (10:41:58): when is everyone free
Comrade Sanders (10:42:14): Im out this weekend and the weekend of the 22th for my wisdom teeth
Flatulancelot (10:42:51): Wait, are we going to Pennsylvania?
Comrade Sanders (10:43:23): yea
Comrade Sanders (10:43:27): just for the day
Cryin' Ted (10:46:38): Cool beans
Comrade Sanders (10:52:31): so let me know what your avaiablity is
Flatulancelot (10:53:33): You know there are gun ranges in NJ.
Flatulancelot (10:53:56): I thought we were gonna go to PA if we were at Brian's lake house
Flatulancelot (10:54:19): If we're just going for the day, NJ makes more sense, no?
Cryin' Ted (11:05:02): NJ gun ranges suck though
Flatulancelot (11:05:29): You sure. I have friends that have gone and heard no complaints
Flatulancelot (11:05:37): Of course, I could be wrong
Cryin' Ted (11:08:37): i just did some googling/checked reddit. apparently there are a lot of rules in NJ regarding what guns they can stock and all that
Cryin' Ted (11:08:50): however there is a nice place in randolph that is popular on reddit http://store.rtsponline.com/
Cryin' Ted (11:09:30): and one in woodland park, not sure where that is
Cryin' Ted (11:10:33): actually RTSP got pretty good reviews
Cryin' Ted (11:12:39): i know some places to eat/drink around there too
Flatulancelot (11:13:09): My friend Jake was at rtsp last month
Flatulancelot (11:13:25): Said they have everything you could want
Cryin' Ted (11:13:32): seems like NJ is RTSP or bust
Cryin' Ted (11:13:39): everything else is like a private range
Flatulancelot (11:13:42): But it's expensive
Flatulancelot (11:14:10): So alternatively, we can look into Pennsylvania ranges to see about cost
Flatulancelot (11:14:45): No sense driving an hour and a half if the range in NJ is the same price
Flatulancelot (11:14:49): Na mean?
Cryin' Ted (11:17:22): or just shoot live targets in camden/newark for free and drop the guns down the storm drain when you're done
Comrade Sanders (11:17:44): you misspelt blacks people
Comrade Sanders (11:18:12): I told my sister and her friends about Digger Land
Comrade Sanders (11:18:21): and we made fun of it all weekend
Comrade Sanders (11:18:27): there is a Diggerland Xl
Cryin' Ted (11:19:05): for bigdigs
Comrade Sanders (11:21:46): Also Messi just got convicted of Tax Fraud
Cryin' Ted (11:22:29): i hope he gets hours of community service
Comrade Sanders (11:22:38): he will
Cryin' Ted (11:23:01): i want to see that son of a bitch sign autographs during his 1 hour of highway cleanup
Comrade Sanders (11:23:02): he will have to train a group of shitty soccer players
Comrade Sanders (11:23:11): and he will learn the value of coaching
Cryin' Ted (11:23:24): i guess the real thing i was evading.... was myself
Cryin' Ted (11:24:41): he's going to have to be a coach at a youth camp for kids that aren't very good at soccer, he comes in and says "looks like this is going to be a very messi situation! ha ha ok boys, pizza's on me"
Cryin' Ted (11:24:47): i will bet money that this happens
Comrade Sanders (11:25:46): Then he has to face his old team with his new team
Comrade Sanders (11:26:03): and learn that the value of friendship can over come anything
Comrade Sanders (11:26:27): The District 4 Blue Devils vs Barcelona
Flatulancelot (11:27:08): The Mighty Ducks: Ducking Taxes
Comrade Sanders (11:27:35): The Mighty Cucks
Comrade Sanders (11:28:23): that has to be a porn parody already right
Farto Rubio (11:42:27): What the fuck did I miss
Farto Rubio (11:42:42): Also what has two thumbs and is on jury duty this guy
Comrade Sanders (11:43:20): you got placed
Comrade Sanders (11:43:28): i lie and say im racist
Cryin' Ted (11:43:59): congrats
Cryin' Ted (11:44:11): should have been reading the communist manifesto in the stand
Farto Rubio (11:44:49): First round, then they asked vetting questions. Lol that's exactly what I told haley. I did say I don't trust cop testimony due to instances like in making a murderer, the judge saw the doc and knew it
Comrade Sanders (11:45:59): i mean there was alot of stuff left out of making a murderer
Cryin' Ted (11:46:05): is this just the first round tho
Cryin' Ted (11:46:15): i was selected for the first time then came back after lunch and they let me go
Comrade Sanders (11:46:33): i said fuck them niggers, then i drove to jury duty
Comrade Sanders (11:47:42): most prosuctutors want white middle class women since they are the most judgmental
Comrade Sanders (11:47:47): Im not kidding
Cryin' Ted (11:48:12): yeah you could tell who they were going to pick based on the survey answers
Comrade Sanders (11:48:46): rape cases, the defence wants men in the jury the pros wants women.
Comrade Sanders (11:48:58): man are more liekly yo feel sorry for the girl and convict
Comrade Sanders (11:49:36): and women fell like they often want to distance them selves from the idea of being rapped and say it was the womens fault
Comrade Sanders (11:49:54): I took a few media law classes, not sure why rape was inviolved
Cryin' Ted (11:52:18): i thought they just picked people who looked like they could be easily swayee
Comrade Sanders (11:52:42): nah there is a science
Comrade Sanders (11:52:54): there are classes in law school about jury slection
Flatulancelot (11:57:40): Yeah. Why you think OJ's jury was all black
Cryin' Ted (11:58:22): probability, duh
Comrade Sanders (12:13:21): there was 2 whiteys
Comrade Sanders (12:13:45): http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/Simpson/Jurypage.html
Comrade Sanders (12:15:59): it was stacked for the juice
Farto Rubio (12:51:14): Well this was grand jury, numbers were picked by a computer. But who invented the computer? Whitey.
Farto Rubio (12:51:36): I'm officially on it. Had to do an oath, felt like a boy scout.
Flatulancelot (12:57:40): Sandler shenanigans ensue?
Cryin' Ted (12:58:37): sandler is on the jury as both jack and jill
Farto Rubio (13:00:59): No sandler. Jack v Jill over Madisons hidden treasures
Cryin' Ted (13:01:32): what kind of case is it, can you say that
Cryin' Ted (13:01:54): is it OJ's hip son, DJ Simpson?
Farto Rubio (13:02:29): No case yet. We don't convict guilty or non guilty, we just indeit or no bill (aka not indeit). We just decide if something has enough evidence to go to trial
Farto Rubio (13:03:22): I'm pretty psyched I only work 4 days a week for the next 18 weeks
Cryin' Ted (13:03:46): thank you justice system
Farto Rubio (13:05:13): Also I think I'm excused from jury duty ever again
Flatulancelot (13:07:18): Ever? Or just for like ten years
Cryin' Ted (13:07:29): jury duty is every 10 years right?
Farto Rubio (13:07:54): Normally if you go to jury duty, in 5 years your eligible again
Cryin' Ted (13:08:31): ruh roh
Farto Rubio (13:08:47): Normally with those juries though they are one day affairs unless you're on a grand jury or a case is special, like last time I had it it was supposed to last 6 months. If you have a case like that or a grand jury, you're excused from it ever again I believe
Comrade Sanders (13:28:46): http://i.imgur.com/jZfWbJ4.gif
Flatulancelot (13:30:49): I want to see pride tournaments come back.
Comrade Sanders (13:31:07): they wont
Comrade Sanders (13:31:10): alas
Flatulancelot (13:32:11): If the UFC hosts it in Japan, it's plausible. US laws don't allow for multiple fights for a single fighter in the same night
Comrade Sanders (13:32:43): the are revamping the japaneses circuit
Comrade Sanders (13:33:01): heavily involved with the yakuza
Comrade Sanders (13:33:11): so they want to cleanm it up
Comrade Sanders (15:12:01): http://imgur.com/25s0j1L
Comrade Sanders (15:12:05): it happened
Comrade Sanders (15:12:19): we are in Idoicracy
Flatulancelot (15:13:13): It also says urine
Flatulancelot (15:13:58): Mike Judge and Terry Crewes are set to run legit presidential ad campaign as president Camacho
Flatulancelot (15:14:54): http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/idiocracy-team-ready-anti-donald-trump-campaign-ads-20160603
Cryin' Ted (15:30:54): The problem is that I'd vote for Dwayne elizondo mountain dew Herbert Camacho any day
Thursday, 07 July 2016
Comrade Sanders (06:33:08): My dad wants to come shooting with us.
Comrade Sanders (06:33:32): He said he wants to see if his FBI training still works
Comrade Sanders (06:33:59): He tried out for the the FBI in the 70s and came in 3rd in his class
Cryin' Ted (07:15:58): Which dictator is he going to take down
Comrade Sanders (07:16:13): He starts small
Comrade Sanders (07:16:57): So Putin
Comrade Sanders (14:48:30): There has to be a fake tinder profile server by my office because there is so many Hot women 2 miles away and no bios. I saw one where it literally was the same girl. Same make up and background. But 2 different profiles
Farto Rubio (14:48:58): Probably cause its Jew york
Comrade Sanders (14:49:14): How many people do you think fall for it
Comrade Sanders (14:49:26): Like going to there website
Farto Rubio (14:52:41): Probably increases the drunker and Hornier and lonlier the man is
Flatulancelot (14:57:44): Jew York Jew York. It's a hell of a town.
Flatulancelot (14:58:22): No foreskin makes Jews horny boys.
Cryin' Ted (21:28:28): Are you white devils doing anything tomorrow night
Farto Rubio (21:29:57): Date night, the Ole ball nd chain
Cryin' Ted (21:33:41): Mind if I come with and sit in between you guys during the movie?
Flatulancelot (21:34:43): How you know they ain't\u2026 making a movie?
Cryin' Ted (21:35:50): Oh cool, I'll be the villain
Flatulancelot (21:35:58): \U0001f440\n\U0001f443\n\U0001f445
Flatulancelot (21:39:52): I actually have plans to protest the police wearing uniforms. I think it's discriminatory to force the police to wear clothing that doesn't best show off their butts. They should be free to wear whatever they want. Sweatpants and a Disney T-shirt. Go for it.
Flatulancelot (21:40:25): Count me out from date night, fellas.
Cryin' Ted (21:41:21): You're missing out, I'm going to be the medium sized spoon
Farto Rubio (21:41:47): Every two spoons needs some cream in the middle to hold them together. Wanna be out cream
Farto Rubio (21:41:50): Our
Flatulancelot (21:41:54): I'm spork curious
Cryin' Ted (21:42:10): Wanna be the double stuff in our oreo
Flatulancelot (21:43:04): I'll be the glass you dip the Oreo in
Farto Rubio (22:39:01): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r80kSTVoPUY&t=1m35s
Farto Rubio (22:39:04): Watch this
Flatulancelot (22:44:38): This is my new favorite thing in the world
Cryin' Ted (22:58:44): My eyes are opened
Flatulancelot (23:36:29): Shit is going down in Dallas
Flatulancelot (23:36:59): 13 cops shot.
Flatulancelot (23:37:17): 3 of them dead
Comrade Sanders (23:37:35): ITS HAPPENING. RACE WAR
Flatulancelot (23:39:37): Apparently two guys firing from elevated positions. Probably out windows or rooftops
Flatulancelot (23:39:46): Some GTA shit
Flatulancelot (23:40:28): Snipers
Flatulancelot (23:47:54): https://twitter.com/i/moments/751245542341083137
Flatulancelot (23:53:58): 10 shot. My b
Friday, 08 July 2016
Cryin' Ted (06:46:45): That'll stop police violence!
Comrade Sanders (06:50:06): We need to look deeply at ourselves as a nation. And remember. We are all the same. Us whites people. And fuck those damn Minorities. We stole this country fair and square. And I'll be damned if I let some hard working people take it from me
Cryin' Ted (06:55:18): "Leave no white man alive" - Dave Chappellle
Farto Rubio (07:36:41): Let's just wait till the full investigation until we jump to conclusions fellas
Cryin' Ted (07:47:33): Yea right I'm already fired up
Farto Rubio (07:56:23): Marc your birthday outing to a shooting range is no longer about fun it's about survival lol
Farto Rubio (08:35:48): Oh boy do I have good chain email for you guys from my mom
Comrade Sanders (10:29:13): https://i.imgur.com/iKDwU2x.gifv
Farto Rubio (10:30:47): lmao the holding up his pants as he runs makes this
Farto Rubio (10:30:54): http://imgur.com/FSpDf8n
Comrade Sanders (10:31:59): also that emial brian was 100%
Comrade Sanders (10:32:03): that students name
Comrade Sanders (10:32:06): was Jesus
Comrade Sanders (10:34:20): Can someone answer me this, why are blue lives matter and black lives matter at war with each other, cant we want peace for everyone
Cryin' Ted (10:34:40): cant we both agree that black and police lives matter
Cryin' Ted (10:34:59): alternative solution, all black police force
Comrade Sanders (10:35:09): or we kill everyone
Comrade Sanders (10:35:14): and i mean everyone
Comrade Sanders (10:35:23): let the bees have the world
Farto Rubio (10:48:53): "The Bee's will inherit the Earth" - God
Comrade Sanders (11:04:16): you ever just look at a girl and know, that pussy stank
Flatulancelot (11:05:13): The one at fox that one time
Cryin' Ted (11:11:17): her b-hole smelled pretty good tho
Farto Rubio (11:13:53): that time at fox though you could just smell it
Farto Rubio (11:13:59): marc you ever drunk text that biatch again
Farto Rubio (11:14:16): tell her that her and her friends need to stop working at girlscouts and get real jobs
Comrade Sanders (11:14:27): i did not
Comrade Sanders (11:14:37): she worked with the girl scouts
Comrade Sanders (11:14:40): what a loser
Cryin' Ted (11:16:23): look at me, im selling cookies door to door
Cryin' Ted (11:16:29): soon they'll be selling their bodies door to door
Flatulancelot (11:17:01): Once prostitution is legal, they're gonna make a killing
Comrade Sanders (11:17:04): and no one wants it
Cryin' Ted (11:19:00): should have told them that we worked for the boy scouts
Cryin' Ted (11:19:05): and that fox and hound was our turf
Flatulancelot (11:20:35): Yeah. Keep the chicks out the fox house
Farto Rubio (11:21:11): that as fun even if josh did blow it
Flatulancelot (11:22:57): Eh. Judi was just ok
Cryin' Ted (11:23:03): yea josh you really dropped the ball with that one
Cryin' Ted (11:23:08): could have had sex without a condom
Farto Rubio (11:24:00): yea but out of the group she was the hot one
Farto Rubio (11:24:22): i don't remember much from that night but I remember being pissed at you josh
Farto Rubio (11:24:26): for not getting her number
Farto Rubio (11:24:42): it was like i was doing yoga poses in fox and hound for nothing
Cryin' Ted (11:25:20): i kept talking about how josh was a gentle but supportive lover for NOTHING
Comrade Sanders (11:26:04): I stand by that Josh is the AT&T of people
Cryin' Ted (11:26:30): yeah he always has a cell phone
Farto Rubio (11:26:41): always a cell phone, never a phone call \ufffd
Flatulancelot (11:29:44): Wi-Fi calls. VoIP bitch
Flatulancelot (11:30:07): I could do data during phone calls before you Verizon fags
Cryin' Ted (11:30:23): damn way to hit below the belt \ufffd
Flatulancelot (11:30:53): I have Verizon
Flatulancelot (11:31:02): \ufffd
Flatulancelot (11:31:10): I'm a fraud
Cryin' Ted (11:31:13): they're raising their prices
Cryin' Ted (11:31:15): fuck big red
Farto Rubio (11:32:21): cause them damn workers want a livable wage. what they think this is, china?
Cryin' Ted (11:32:56): nah they're just trying to capitalize on data overages
Flatulancelot (11:33:14): I'm switching to Google Project Fi
Flatulancelot (11:33:30): ~$30/month
Cryin' Ted (11:33:40): what is that? i was looking at t-mobile
Flatulancelot (11:34:17): It's a virtual network that piggybacks on T-Mobile and sprint infrastructure. Chooses whichever is best at the moment
Flatulancelot (11:34:31): $10/GB. Refund for data not used
Flatulancelot (11:35:46): And Google has contacts to use protected VPNs with a shitload of public wifi providers so you don't use much data anyway.
Flatulancelot (11:35:55): Contracts*
Flatulancelot (11:36:18): But you have to have a Nexus device. Literally the only catch
Cryin' Ted (11:36:45): oh lame
Flatulancelot (11:36:46): https://fi.google.com/about/?u=0
Flatulancelot (11:37:12): Recently they were selling the 5x for $150
Flatulancelot (11:38:59): New Nexus devices should be out soon. They look just like an iPhone
Cryin' Ted (11:39:49): I'm honestly thinking of going back to an iPhone because my S6 has so many annoyances. but I don't like that they're removing the 9mm jack
Flatulancelot (11:40:31): I dunno man. Stock Android is fucking awesome
Cryin' Ted (11:40:51): yeah i like the ability to customize my phone, it has made my life so much easier
Flatulancelot (11:41:33): O. Forgot to mention. Not that it really affects any of us, but Google Fi works internationally too. Like the same plan. If there are extra charges, it's for calls. Data rates the same
Flatulancelot (11:41:58): iPhones are great, but I'm not going back
Cryin' Ted (11:42:13): i hate apple telling me what to do with my phone. fuck you i won't do what you tell me.
Flatulancelot (11:42:23): Stock Android is the black guy of the phone game
Cryin' Ted (11:43:25): too bad Motorola is DOA
Flatulancelot (11:45:09): Yeah. I love my current phone. No complaints
Comrade Sanders (11:53:42): any one want to fuck with the place i had my intership at
Comrade Sanders (11:53:51): they didnt even knowwhat they were doing
Comrade Sanders (11:54:08): but i want the NGBM to contact them to get a quote so i can laugh at it
Flatulancelot (11:54:22): And do what
Comrade Sanders (11:55:08): pretend to be interested in them
Comrade Sanders (11:55:22): they are floundering since they have no idea what they are doing
Comrade Sanders (11:55:31): it was founded by an old stock borker
Cryin' Ted (11:55:42): hostile takeover?
Comrade Sanders (11:55:42): who started it as an app deveoplment place
Comrade Sanders (11:55:50): he doesnt know how to code
Comrade Sanders (11:55:59): and now they are a digital marketing company
Comrade Sanders (11:56:15): http://www.venuing.com/
Cryin' Ted (11:59:24): let's get them to team up with us as a coaliation against zuckerburg
Farto Rubio (12:28:14): World War Z is the name of the coalition
Comrade Sanders (12:41:57): USA sent Mr Robot Masks
Flatulancelot (12:42:15): To whom
Flatulancelot (12:42:19): I want one
Comrade Sanders (12:42:29): my department
Flatulancelot (12:42:32): Gimme
Comrade Sanders (12:42:35): no
Flatulancelot (12:42:48): C'mon
Comrade Sanders (12:43:10): i only got 2
Comrade Sanders (12:49:21): http://imgur.com/Kx57teo
Farto Rubio (12:49:52): if thats vape nation what is ghastly gonna be
Flatulancelot (12:50:06): What am i looking at
Flatulancelot (12:50:18): I know it's some pocket monster shit but huh
Farto Rubio (12:50:51): pokemon go
Farto Rubio (12:51:03): its like pokemon but for real life
Farto Rubio (12:51:14): you "see" pokemon around you in the app or something
Comrade Sanders (12:51:52): i caught 2 spearows taking a dump
Cryin' Ted (12:56:16): Can't wait for all the kids playing this to walk into oncoming traffic while trying to catch a wheedle\n
Comrade Sanders (12:56:34): weedle
Comrade Sanders (12:56:41): spell it right
Comrade Sanders (12:56:59): ill jump of a bridge or go the brionx for a dragonite
Farto Rubio (13:33:05): Green party's Jill Stein invites Bernie Sanders to take over ticket | US news
Farto Rubio (13:33:16): im going green and for once i don't mean getting high
Comrade Sanders (13:33:42): This election is a fucking shit show
Farto Rubio (13:34:03): the likes of which we may never see again, or the likes of which we will have to get used to as normal
Cryin' Ted (13:41:29): Id vote for the Jew-o Duo
Comrade Sanders (13:45:53): None
Comrade Sanders (13:48:31): this is a game for childern
Farto Rubio (14:11:07): I love getting dieting advice from random coworkers
Comrade Sanders (14:11:21): Only Eat Pussy
Farto Rubio (14:11:38): I can only eat pussy, but I can eat as much as I want
Farto Rubio (14:12:30): I just heard the 6 small meals a day thing lol
Farto Rubio (14:18:10): from my boss
Farto Rubio (14:18:43): the receptionist told him what I do seems to work, im glad he didn't inquire further though lol
Farto Rubio (14:18:58): the only thing worse than talking politics at the office is talking diet-ics
Flatulancelot (14:32:40): Honestly, the best diet is "Fuck sugar"
Flatulancelot (14:32:48): All that needs to be said
Cryin' Ted (14:36:46): Or just don't eat so damn much and exercise
Cryin' Ted (14:36:54): People really overcomplicate shit lol
Flatulancelot (14:37:46): Your ain't gonna lose weight exercising
Flatulancelot (14:37:56): Not how your body works. All diet
Flatulancelot (14:38:10): Eating less definitely helps
Farto Rubio (14:40:48): 80% diet 20% exercise = 100% results
Comrade Sanders (14:57:04): 100% exercise 100% diet = FUCK YOU I DONT NEED MATH IM HUGE
Farto Rubio (14:59:01): Math? what am i, a NERD
Comrade Sanders (15:04:01): what ever happened to Ahmeds clock
Comrade Sanders (15:04:06): did he finish it?
Flatulancelot (15:05:02): He moved to Abu Dhabi
Farto Rubio (15:05:03): some say he's still counting down to this day
Comrade Sanders (15:07:00): https://i.sli.mg/hC9RcE.gif
Comrade Sanders (15:07:19): everyone on the donald is retarded
Comrade Sanders (15:07:27): but boy do they do dank memes
Comrade Sanders (15:09:48): http://sli.mg/D17RZA
Comrade Sanders (15:12:56): https://i.imgur.com/c3tnhg0.jpg
Farto Rubio (15:17:25): yea honestly fuck obama for how he handled snowden and manning
Comrade Sanders (15:17:44): Yea
Comrade Sanders (15:17:52): Eli is the shittiest manning
Comrade Sanders (15:18:00): and he is still in hte country
Farto Rubio (15:18:18): hey he stopped Tom "Cell Phone" Brady from going undefeated
Farto Rubio (15:18:47): also funny how Tom Brady got in more trouble from his employer for his cell phone and deflating footballs than hillary did for putting confidential information in danger
Farto Rubio (15:19:04): i really don't know if I can get myself to vote for her
Comrade Sanders (15:19:10): I cant
Farto Rubio (15:19:17): i might just write in steve karabinchak
Flatulancelot (15:19:46): I'm not. Apparently wiki leaks is about to release a major Hillary email dump that they got from a hack into her server
Farto Rubio (15:19:58): i just wish russia would release them
Farto Rubio (15:20:02): prove they hacked her bad
Farto Rubio (15:20:30): they did the hackingest hack job ever done hacked, thanks to Hank "The Hacker" Hackett
Flatulancelot (15:20:34): Julian assange said that what they're going to release will be way more than enough to indict
Farto Rubio (15:21:23): oh man when are they gonna release them
Farto Rubio (15:21:27): don't blue ball me julian
Flatulancelot (15:21:46): And chairman of oversight, or whatever committee is bringing charges today regarding her perjury under oath about the classified info not being relayed over the server
Flatulancelot (15:22:11): I think before the convention
Farto Rubio (15:22:31): yea i mean they had that oversight committee meeting right
Flatulancelot (15:22:52): Just imagine the shit show that would ensue if the wiki leaks thing is legit
Farto Rubio (15:22:57): and asked comey straight up did she do X, Y, and Z to compare to hillarys statements
Farto Rubio (15:23:02): well has julian lied before
Flatulancelot (15:23:37): Only about sleeping with underage girls. Possibly. He may have been framed.
Flatulancelot (15:24:02): I mean it's completely normal to be attracted to 15 yo girls
Farto Rubio (15:25:26): lamo
Farto Rubio (15:25:32): lmao
Flatulancelot (15:25:59): Let's play poker
Comrade Sanders (15:26:32): i only poker in the butt
Flatulancelot (15:26:58): Seriously. Who's down?
Farto Rubio (15:31:44): I might be around, haleys going into the city for drinks. she'll need a ride from the train station at some point
Flatulancelot (15:32:29): No date night?
Comrade Sanders (15:33:08): im in the city
Comrade Sanders (15:33:24): Haley is comming to Laughing at Brian night
Comrade Sanders (15:33:39): Josh were you not on the invite?
Cryin' Ted (15:34:42): Last month's laughing at Brian night was pretty good, there were nachos and we got go laugh at how Brian will never fully please a woman
Comrade Sanders (15:35:26): Yea, I cant believe Pete you ate all those oreos
Comrade Sanders (15:35:38): and we laughed at brians stupid hopes and dreams
Farto Rubio (15:55:15): they're not stupid, just pointless
Farto Rubio (15:55:20): \ufffd
Comrade Sanders (16:20:25): http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/79/797c0da9ae508ec4f7cf8b1f42732ad6f50c821c03243fc7a6c4e640ae2a1820.jpg
Saturday, 09 July 2016
Comrade Sanders (00:36:13): If all of you would please follow me down a rabbit hole. I think Donald J Trump might be the 2nd coming of Jesus. Hillary the anti Christ. And Bernie sanders destined to inherit the earth
Cryin' Ted (00:37:55): I've got ten on this
Comrade Sanders (09:17:00): So. DJT
Comrade Sanders (09:17:30): He wants to build a wall. Jesus was a carpenter
Comrade Sanders (09:19:08): Jesus loves all of those who enter his teaching
Comrade Sanders (09:19:17): Trump loves legal immigrants
Comrade Sanders (09:19:47): Jesus banished the tax collectors from the temple. Trump wants no illegals draining the Medicare system
Comrade Sanders (09:20:03): So trumps the messiah.
Comrade Sanders (09:20:24): Hillary is a political person who has risen on a false thrown
Comrade Sanders (09:20:44): Has meetings with the 7 kings. The Arabs.
Comrade Sanders (09:21:18): Bernie. One of the chosen people is very hesitant to unite the people of the 7 tribes under her
Comrade Sanders (09:21:34): Trump is Jesus
Comrade Sanders (09:21:41): Hillary the devil
Cryin' Ted (09:21:50): Then let's crucify trump
Comrade Sanders (09:21:50): Bernie the leader of the Jews
Comrade Sanders (09:22:12): Trump will be crucified for our sins.
Comrade Sanders (09:22:30): The sins of the white man. So we may live in peace
Cryin' Ted (09:23:14): I thought Obama would be the one to make me pay for my white guilt
Farto Rubio (09:23:37): I thought Obama was the atheist socialist Muslim we were all hoping for
Comrade Sanders (09:24:16): He is. But that ain't got nothing to do with Jebsus
Farto Rubio (09:50:00): Trump is more of a supply side jesus
Farto Rubio (10:04:25): http://m.imgur.com/gallery/bCqRp
Farto Rubio (11:34:45): They made cat dad
Farto Rubio (12:08:03): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHA97HzhxE
Farto Rubio (12:08:25): It even has the "you have one week or you stay a cat forever" bit just like bear dad
Farto Rubio (12:09:06): I expected more from kevin spacey
Farto Rubio (12:56:47): We should do the same exact trailer but with bears. Kevin spacey walks into a bear shop. He, as a bear, poops in his sister in laws purse. He gets bathed and instagrammed by his daughter.
Flatulancelot (13:38:05): For fucks sake. It's shocking how something this stupid gets made. And it's almost an exact match to bear dad
Flatulancelot (13:38:19): Let's get writing boys
Farto Rubio (14:24:07): None
Farto Rubio (14:24:11): Found this whole going through pics on my phone
Flatulancelot (14:28:04): Deep in the rabbit hole you are
Farto Rubio (14:33:05): None
Farto Rubio (14:33:10): Too deep time to turn around
Flatulancelot (14:34:18): Vegeta a bitch
Flatulancelot (14:34:50): Know what I'm Saiyan?
Cryin' Ted (14:37:08): Oh what the fuck
Flatulancelot (14:55:15): Who wants to play poker. I need to scratch my gambling itch
Farto Rubio (14:55:43): Maybe later. Haleys coming over in a bit were gonna smoke and watch tim and Erics billion dollar movie
Farto Rubio (14:55:54): This is the final test for her
Flatulancelot (14:55:57): O boy
Farto Rubio (14:55:59): I hope she passes
Cryin' Ted (14:57:39): I hope she likes shrim
Cryin' Ted (15:00:55): I hope she likes shrim
Cryin' Ted (15:21:53): My boys eat only the softest meats
Flatulancelot (15:22:55): "they pay me to NOT sell swords"
Flatulancelot (15:24:09): None
Cryin' Ted (15:24:24): He's your problem now
Cryin' Ted (17:56:17): Have you guys ever heard of the term "big O"
Flatulancelot (17:56:38): In regard to what
Cryin' Ted (17:56:44): Can't say
Flatulancelot (17:57:11): Probably not
Cryin' Ted (18:02:23): Aha
Cryin' Ted (18:04:31): Jessie couldn't believe I never heard that term
Flatulancelot (18:05:37): So what does it mean
Farto Rubio (18:18:56): I only know that in terms of computer science
Cryin' Ted (18:23:53): It means orgasm
Cryin' Ted (18:24:08): Jessie was shocked I didn't know what it meant and she texted her friend who was shocked too
Cryin' Ted (18:24:21): Probably because I've never brought a woman to orgasm before
Flatulancelot (18:25:09): Well, this was a let down
Cryin' Ted (18:26:25): That's what the girls always say
Cryin' Ted (18:26:47): Meanwhile I have to laugh because I orgasm every time
Flatulancelot (18:27:00): \ufffd
Farto Rubio (19:23:39): I was gonna guess orgasm but idk seemed kind of obvious. Why big O? Why not just regular O or disappointing O?
Cryin' Ted (19:59:39): "Can't wait for my boyfriend to come over and give me that disappointing O!"
Farto Rubio (20:24:18): Also haley was kind of meh about the movie. Halfway through I was worried she going to lose a lot of respect for me by the end
Cryin' Ted (20:32:00): At least she didn't walk out. That's a big deal
Cryin' Ted (20:33:26): She did better than 1/4 of Sundance
Flatulancelot (20:54:45): What she think of shrim? And the decoy
Flatulancelot (20:54:54): And taquito
Flatulancelot (20:55:02): And the chef
Farto Rubio (21:18:05): During the brown bath scene she covered her eyes and said we were fucked up
Cryin' Ted (22:15:55): Thank God she didn't see "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the baddest dad of them all"
Sunday, 10 July 2016
Farto Rubio (09:39:09): I was making 3 slices of bacon for myself, had em fully cooked and was just frying up some eggs in the grease. My mom ate a slice while I wasn't looking. This should be an offense punishable by death.
Cryin' Ted (09:57:29): Ask her if she enjoyed her handouts
Flatulancelot (09:58:24): I'm genuinely interested to see what she would think of Supply Side Jesus
Farto Rubio (09:58:37): I sent her it yesterday
Farto Rubio (09:59:08): I think she disregarded the whole thing cause it was al franken
Flatulancelot (09:59:18): O boo
Flatulancelot (10:00:15): Tell her it's a different Al Franken
Cryin' Ted (10:09:44): James Franco's less talked about brother, Al Franco
Farto Rubio (11:26:29): http://m.imgur.com/CVWMHfw?r
Flatulancelot (11:30:56): From Durr to Sir
Farto Rubio (11:34:54): None
Flatulancelot (11:36:24): I tried watching her show. Never again.
Comrade Sanders (13:10:03): Fuck you cracked \n
Flatulancelot (13:11:19): Hey Brian. Whatever happened with that guy from cracked writing a story about construction crews?
Farto Rubio (13:12:01): He never responded, cucked me good :(
Flatulancelot (13:12:32): Cucked by cracked
Flatulancelot (13:13:06): So why does vagina blood make superheroes?
Comrade Sanders (13:13:29): I didn't watch
Flatulancelot (13:13:56): Sexist
Comrade Sanders (17:12:54): I did watch
Comrade Sanders (17:12:56): Now
Comrade Sanders (17:13:08): Women are stronger during a few days
Comrade Sanders (17:13:20): And can spot snakes the other
Flatulancelot (17:13:58): Or or or. They're normal on their period. Then inferior the rest of the time
Flatulancelot (17:14:13): Only when they bleed do they match us
Cryin' Ted (17:22:11): I can spot a snake from ten miles away
Cryin' Ted (17:22:21): I just don't like to brag about it
Flatulancelot (17:24:03): "I can smell a pig from a mile away."\n\nThe immortal words of Kid Rock
Comrade Sanders (18:52:35): I got slugs got homo things
Comrade Sanders (19:12:45): I matched with a girl on tinder. And she was a big Bernie supporter. Volunteered for the compaifh.
Comrade Sanders (19:12:48): That's fine.
Comrade Sanders (19:13:22): Then she said we need a lot of regulations and I was like. We are done here.
Comrade Sanders (20:07:03): I'm at 5 seconds of summer. Boy howdy is Americas youth the worst
Cryin' Ted (20:10:23): What's five seconds of summer
Flatulancelot (20:10:44): Yeah I have no idea what you're talking about
Farto Rubio (20:13:36): It's a bad you nerds
Farto Rubio (20:13:39): Band
Farto Rubio (20:13:41): I think
Cryin' Ted (20:15:08): 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly abbreviated as 5SOS) are an Australian rock band from Sydney that formed in 2011. The group were originally YouTube celebrities, posting videos of themselves covering songs from various artists during 2011 and early 2012. They rose to international fame while touring with One Direction on the Take Me Home Tour.
Cryin' Ted (20:15:16): ok now i get why i don't know them lol
Cryin' Ted (20:15:48): in my day we had to wait for the postman to bring us a new record, and so help me god if dad died during WW2
Cryin' Ted (20:16:15): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/5_Seconds_of_Summer_2014.jpg
Cryin' Ted (20:16:22): if you had to punch one which would you choose
Flatulancelot (20:16:38): Marc.
Farto Rubio (20:18:00): The greaser on the left. This here is sharks territory
Flatulancelot (20:18:17): No. Definitely 4
Cryin' Ted (20:20:15): i was going to say #2
Cryin' Ted (20:28:55): honestly tho the shit i listen to is 10x worse
Comrade Sanders (20:30:34): I like the band
Comrade Sanders (20:30:38): I hate the fans
Farto Rubio (20:30:50): I only listen to obscure stuff like led Zeppelin and the beatles
Farto Rubio (20:30:57): You guys wouldn't get it
Comrade Sanders (20:31:22): You kiss your waifu with that mouth?
Comrade Sanders (20:34:02): I want to listen to teenage girl music. But not deal with teenage girls
Farto Rubio (20:34:58): I want to be with teenage girls but not deal with Bubba the prison cell mate I'd end up with. You gotta expect it.
Monday, 11 July 2016
Cryin' Ted (00:52:47): https://youtu.be/udThyN208R4 you guys will enjoy this
Flatulancelot (09:58:49): Dang horse... I trusted you
Flatulancelot (10:00:35): That show is way more ridiculous than I thought it could be. They made a twilight reference for fucks sake
Comrade Sanders (10:33:21): anyone else playing pokemon go?
Comrade Sanders (10:33:31): or am i the only one getting all the pussy
Farto Rubio (10:33:41): Haley is lol. I downloaded it but haven't started it.
Comrade Sanders (10:34:04): its fun as shit
Flatulancelot (10:35:00): Nope. Rick and Morty 100 years. Forever.
Comrade Sanders (11:06:53): i guess ill just roll in the pussy my self
Farto Rubio (11:07:24): Some dude caused an accident on the highway already trying to catch a pikachu
Comrade Sanders (11:07:37): thats america
Comrade Sanders (11:45:56): https://i.imgur.com/04WYiY2.jpg
Farto Rubio (11:49:12): my bosses final cut of his movie is done
Flatulancelot (11:53:52): And... You get to watch it yet?
Farto Rubio (11:54:08): yup just did
Comrade Sanders (11:54:23): is it all we hope
Farto Rubio (11:54:51): you'll be disappointed in how well it's composed and shot
Farto Rubio (11:54:57): but the story is cheese
Flatulancelot (11:55:44): So the music didn't add much?
Farto Rubio (11:56:11): i mean it makes it run smoother
Farto Rubio (11:56:16): it's not a detractor
Farto Rubio (11:56:31): the sound and lighting is all normalized now so it looks better and the sound is right
Comrade Sanders (12:07:03): None
Farto Rubio (12:07:44): Doctor said I have to stop eating fried chicken and waffles for breakfast, but what does he know?
Comrade Sanders (12:08:22): help me
Flatulancelot (12:25:47): Marc, when did you plan to go to the gun range?
Farto Rubio (12:43:38): None
Cryin' Ted (13:05:37): Pretty spot on actually lol
Farto Rubio (13:07:51): In light of the new movie 9 lives, I have a new idea in the same vein of bear dad. It's called Hand-Dad.
Farto Rubio (13:08:38): A workaholic father doesn't have enough time to have a catch with his son. On his way to his son's baseball game, he stops in a strange baseball store, run by Christopher Walken reprising his role from Click and Nine Lives, who curses him to become his sons right hand.
Flatulancelot (13:09:16): Is his son a pitcher? Catcher? First base?
Farto Rubio (13:09:26): Son's a pitcher
Cryin' Ted (13:09:31): *kid fixes something in the kitchen*\nMom: Wow son, I didn't know you were such a handyman!
Farto Rubio (13:09:34): also this could be seen as the spiritual sequel to rookie of the year
Cryin' Ted (13:09:41): Son: MOM... YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT!
Farto Rubio (13:10:00): Dad-hand darts out and grabs wife/mom's tit
Flatulancelot (13:10:06): When the dad returns to human form, he has to have black and blue marks all over his face
Farto Rubio (13:10:07): Son: Dad! \xa0Don't be so handsy
Flatulancelot (13:10:43): And he has to be portrayed by one of those old Italian guys with leathery skin
Flatulancelot (13:10:54): So we can make leather jokes at his expense
Farto Rubio (13:10:58): nah it's tim allen
Cryin' Ted (13:11:29): it's always tim allen
Farto Rubio (13:11:43): this does basically explain rookie of the year though. in that movie, the kid who could pitch real fast didn't have his dad around. \xa0really, the dad was just in his hand the whole time. \xa0explains why he could pitch better than a grown man
Farto Rubio (13:12:00): by the end of the movie
Farto Rubio (13:12:07): the son tells his dad that he finally thinks of him as his right hand man
Flatulancelot (13:12:24): There's the name of the movie
Cryin' Ted (13:12:26): last scene is the son and dad high fiving
Farto Rubio (13:12:33): oh thats great
Farto Rubio (13:12:37): call it right hand man
Farto Rubio (13:12:42): or Right Hand Dad-Man
Farto Rubio (13:13:48): obviously there will be a awkward porn related scenario
Farto Rubio (13:14:10): dad-hand keeps typing in different porn tags cause it turns out, like father and son doesn't apply to the bedroom
Farto Rubio (13:14:23): that might be the oddest sentence i've ever typed in my life
Cryin' Ted (13:15:11): dad why do you keep typing bbw? what does that mean?
Cryin' Ted (13:15:23): dad, what's a "cuck"?
Farto Rubio (13:15:34): ask your mother son
Cryin' Ted (13:15:44): ask your mom's friend Tyrone, son
Farto Rubio (13:15:49): youll find out when you give a woman your heart
Farto Rubio (13:17:31): i really want to shoot this trailer
Farto Rubio (13:17:37): all we'd need is two actors, one son, one dad
Farto Rubio (13:18:12): and i want to end the trailer with the rookie of the year poster, to make people rethink that movie
Farto Rubio (13:18:32): and now when they do their annual rewatch of rookie of the year, they'll think, there's a man in that hand
Cryin' Ted (13:18:45): and that will enhance their experience
Cryin' Ted (13:18:53): soon we will be hired to do all kinds of movie enhancements
Farto Rubio (13:19:02): for movies that came out yars ago
Farto Rubio (13:19:07): we just redo them
Farto Rubio (13:19:09): thats our speciality
Farto Rubio (13:19:15): give you another lense to watch this movie through
Farto Rubio (13:19:58): rookie of the year just a genetic freak who can throw real fast and a missing father figure? or, dad turned into hand-dad and now has the strength of a man and prepubescent teen? \xa0well now you can watch either way
Cryin' Ted (13:20:11): really it's up to you
Cryin' Ted (13:20:17): you choose your reality, there is no god
Farto Rubio (13:20:27): i like the idea that we just rethink old movies and tv shows no one gives a shit about anymoret
Farto Rubio (13:20:30): hat can be our niche
Farto Rubio (13:20:32): that*
Cryin' Ted (13:20:46): we already created a fantastic home improvement prequel
Farto Rubio (13:21:02): exactly
Farto Rubio (13:22:06): maybe we do that subruban nudist or the view that tim allen encapuslates all that's wrong with capitalism
Cryin' Ted (13:22:30): i'm tim the consumerist whore taylor
Cryin' Ted (13:22:39): let's belittle my wife for being educated
Farto Rubio (13:23:01): Oh ya big fancy phd in psychology? well you know what I got my degree in?
Farto Rubio (13:23:05): Sawing shit!
Cryin' Ted (13:23:40): being a man! eating wood and sawing meat
Farto Rubio (13:37:34): growling like an animal
Farto Rubio (13:37:36): garruhh
Comrade Sanders (13:38:42): Dad I cant get into bars, im too young
Comrade Sanders (13:38:58): and why is this one all men in leather
Comrade Sanders (13:39:31): Why is Uncle Stan Here?
Flatulancelot (13:42:04): good, Marc, you're back.
Flatulancelot (13:42:10): when we going to the range?
Comrade Sanders (13:43:04): still figuring it out
Comrade Sanders (13:43:14): most likey August
Comrade Sanders (13:43:21): i have to get my wisdome
Comrade Sanders (13:52:47): https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7WTCBePyp2GCamIM/giphy.gif
Comrade Sanders (13:53:03): no politics
Comrade Sanders (13:53:05): just funny
Farto Rubio (14:02:25): This is a metaphor for how capitalist literally want to take the food out of our mouths, and only through socialism and joining together can we scare it off parasitic capitalists.
Farto Rubio (14:02:29): jk its just a funny gif
Comrade Sanders (16:08:39): Lul. Wut
Cryin' Ted (16:10:59): That better be a watermelon under there
Flatulancelot (16:22:07): or just holdin' in a fart
Farto Rubio (16:57:00): single moms need love too marc
Farto Rubio (16:57:07): they also need a father figure
Comrade Sanders (16:57:20): ehh i am laready talking to one
Comrade Sanders (16:57:23): i realized
Comrade Sanders (16:57:27): im great at tinder
Farto Rubio (16:57:56): you're really good at swiping right?
Farto Rubio (16:58:07): steve has it automated
Farto Rubio (16:58:20): why just automate factories when we can automate our love lives
Comrade Sanders (16:59:45): damn
Comrade Sanders (16:59:51): steve is better then me
Farto Rubio (17:00:21): whats your tinder strategy
Farto Rubio (17:00:41): nah steve ruins all the matches he gets including the prositutes/bots
Comrade Sanders (17:01:13): Hey big boy, Steve says Hi, yea no says the bot
Comrade Sanders (17:02:59): can we buy steve a hooker
Cryin' Ted (17:03:47): Wait does Steve really have an automated tinder script lol
Flatulancelot (17:16:11): he most certainly does
Comrade Sanders (19:23:55): None
Comrade Sanders (19:24:09): Also there is a sub Reddit to bad tinder
Comrade Sanders (19:24:13): Steve on it ?
Tuesday, 12 July 2016
Comrade Sanders (08:01:09): Why are there so many question marks?
Cryin' Ted (08:02:47): She has self confidence issues
Comrade Sanders (08:03:18): I'm glad she will wait for me though
Cryin' Ted (08:05:25): She could be The One
Farto Rubio (08:13:52): A top Web woman huh
Farto Rubio (08:15:10): Marc you got a video camera?
Comrade Sanders (08:15:26): Only for my sex tapes
Farto Rubio (08:15:51): What about a hand-dad
Comrade Sanders (08:16:32): I said only my sex takes
Comrade Sanders (08:16:35): So yea
Comrade Sanders (08:16:39): Hand dad is one
Farto Rubio (08:17:09): Give ya a hand-dad handjob
Farto Rubio (08:57:12): I just really want to shoot a video
Farto Rubio (08:57:33): I haven't felt this pumped up since Captain Van Bure'N Berries
Farto Rubio (09:07:12): would you guys want to shoot this, i was just thinking enough to make a 3-4 minute trailer
Farto Rubio (09:07:29): no way anyone would actually pay and sit to watch hand-dad
Comrade Sanders (09:10:15): people paid to come see out MT JPS video
Comrade Sanders (09:10:37): We can just create a youtube channel
Comrade Sanders (09:10:42): see it if gets traction
Farto Rubio (09:11:12): for fake movie trailers or movie enhancements
Farto Rubio (09:11:17): gives yo ua new way to watch an old movie
Farto Rubio (09:11:34): rookie of the year is really just a kid with the spirit of his dad in his hand
Comrade Sanders (09:51:38): wilson was naked
Cryin' Ted (10:12:30): To be honest I feel like Hand-Dad is the kind of idea that is funny to joke about but it should never see the light of day under any circumstance
Cryin' Ted (10:12:54): I think in the history of all our absolutely retarded ideas, this one sits pretty high up there
Comrade Sanders (10:13:03): isnt that 99% of what we say in this chat
Farto Rubio (10:13:16): Yea but it'd be so easy to make and I really want to make a video
Farto Rubio (10:13:19): Slecko is coming back baby
Comrade Sanders (10:13:29): If this chat was realsed none of us could run for public office
Comrade Sanders (10:13:37): or keep a job
Farto Rubio (10:14:02): When the son is talking to his hand, he sees the face of his dad too on it, like superimposed
Farto Rubio (10:14:34): that's how i imagine it. i know it's completely idiotic but I think it's still funny. \xa0and plus would be good practice if we want to make other less retarded videos
Comrade Sanders (10:15:46): you make 50 shitty films
Comrade Sanders (10:15:59): you should try yo get them out of the way before makigng a good one
Cryin' Ted (10:16:09): Hand Dad 38 is going to be a banger
Cryin' Ted (10:16:33): From the people that brought you Hand Dad 3 comes.... Big Toe Big Brother
Farto Rubio (10:16:35): the son is now 38 years old, and the dad is still living in his hand
Farto Rubio (10:16:41): but the dad is old and losing it a bit
Comrade Sanders (10:17:18): the son goes to finger his wife, who's marriage is straining due to his dad
Comrade Sanders (10:17:30): and his dad screams, THEY ARE STERALING MY MEDS
Farto Rubio (10:18:06): "don't muffle me son!"
Farto Rubio (10:18:09): muff-le
Comrade Sanders (10:18:39): We are reatrded
Comrade Sanders (10:18:51): but im glad we are the same retarded
Cryin' Ted (10:18:57): \ufffd
Farto Rubio (11:03:23): i started playing pokemon go marc
Farto Rubio (11:03:26): you got a team?
Cryin' Ted (11:10:42): can we form a crew
Farto Rubio (11:11:19): I think. Haley said she was at a park near her house the other day and some 13 year old boys were doing the same thing, hunting. They came up to her and asked her if she wanted to join their team.
Cryin' Ted (11:11:40): hoo boy
Farto Rubio (11:11:51): "Pokemon Go has done more for childhood obesity in a week than Michelle Obama has done in 8 years"
Comrade Sanders (11:12:55): Im team mystic
Cryin' Ted (11:14:27): it's actually pretty addicting
Cryin' Ted (11:14:34): i have a team full of bullshit pokemon
Farto Rubio (11:15:19): i got a evee
Farto Rubio (11:15:28): almost got a hunter but couldn't find it
Cryin' Ted (11:15:38): oh i need me a haunter
Farto Rubio (11:15:39): pokemon is gonna get me into such good shape
Cryin' Ted (11:15:40): then my life is complete
Comrade Sanders (11:16:09): Brian did you just run a 5 k in 20 minutes, Yea gotta GET THEM EGGS NIGGA
Farto Rubio (11:17:23): seriously though me and haley are fixing our bikes this weekend just so we can ride around and catch shit
Comrade Sanders (11:17:37): my office is in one of the most decenly populate parts
Farto Rubio (11:17:46): also walking around i had no idea how many fucking feral cats there were in my neighborhood
Comrade Sanders (11:17:58): there are3 poke stops in my lobby'
Cryin' Ted (11:18:31): there is one pokestop by my apartment that is right in the middle of the traffic circle
Cryin' Ted (11:18:47): so should i wander around oncoming traffic to catch pokemon
Cryin' Ted (11:19:17): also what starter did you guys pick
Farto Rubio (11:19:18): whats a pokestop
Cryin' Ted (11:19:27): no clue but it pops up on my gps lol
Farto Rubio (11:19:30): i see theres 2 gyms near my office, down the road and across the street from each other lol
Comrade Sanders (11:20:14): i picked charmander
Comrade Sanders (11:20:17): but i have all 3
Farto Rubio (11:20:23): maybe its time to start walking during lunch lol
Farto Rubio (11:20:47): i got a squirtle
Farto Rubio (11:20:50): None
Comrade Sanders (11:21:20): i make that bitch squirtle
Cryin' Ted (11:21:40): i picked charmander and now i feel like i have betrayed bulbasaur
Cryin' Ted (11:21:49): thats who jessie took at least
Farto Rubio (11:22:24): haley took a bulbasaur too
Cryin' Ted (11:22:37): women huh
Farto Rubio (11:22:39): she also caught a pikachu today in deli meat line at the market
Cryin' Ted (11:24:34): i feel compelled to leave my house today to search
Comrade Sanders (11:24:42): who is the strongest nigga you guys got?
Farto Rubio (11:25:38): i only just started yesterday
Farto Rubio (11:25:41): found a tuaros
Cryin' Ted (11:25:42): same
Cryin' Ted (11:25:45): well i started on the weekend
Cryin' Ted (11:25:56): i have a charmander, geodude, zubat, and some venonats
Cryin' Ted (11:26:06): I feel like I live on Mt. Moon. This is a nightmare I cannot wake up from
Farto Rubio (11:26:09): whats this CP number, i don't want no child porn
Cryin' Ted (11:26:25): it's the number of steps you have to take for the FBI not to search your PC
Farto Rubio (11:27:20): how do i get star dust
Farto Rubio (11:27:22): more catching?
Comrade Sanders (11:30:04): yea
Comrade Sanders (11:30:07): more catching
Farto Rubio (11:30:36): yea i wasted it all leveling up my weedle
Farto Rubio (11:30:51): it's so sad, his bug bite and struggle aka don't die
Cryin' Ted (11:31:59): ya cuck
Cryin' Ted (11:32:11): weedle cucked ya
Cryin' Ted (11:32:19): do i have to pay real money for more pokeball
Comrade Sanders (11:33:50): no
Comrade Sanders (11:33:55): you get them from poketops
Farto Rubio (12:12:58): http://www.vox.com/2016/7/12/12152728/pokemon-go-economic-problems
Comrade Sanders (12:15:42): i skimmed it
Farto Rubio (12:16:48): basically pokemon is wallet-jacking small and medium sized cities monies, pouring it into the big tech cities making them the alpha all other cities want to be
Farto Rubio (12:17:02): it's simple biotruths
Cryin' Ted (12:17:27): Has socialism destroyed your ability to enjoy anything anymore
Farto Rubio (12:18:20): im gonna keep playing of course but they ain't getting a fucking cent outta me
Farto Rubio (12:18:41): im a real gamer
Farto Rubio (12:18:41): i don
Farto Rubio (12:18:45): i don't pay to win with money
Farto Rubio (12:18:48): i pay to win with my life
Comrade Sanders (12:19:07): some one is a team valor
Cryin' Ted (12:20:49): it seems like the author of this is really grasping at straws lol
Cryin' Ted (12:21:08): he probably graduated college hoping to become a political writer and got stuck in the gaming department instead
Farto Rubio (12:22:55): i think he has a point. silicon valley and tech cities take in lots of money from app/software sales but don't do much return to the communities they're taking it from, besides providing the app/software
Cryin' Ted (12:25:08): And Pok\xe9mon Go seems unlikely to produce very many opportunities for complementary local businesses. People play on their smartphones, so there\u2019s no need for Pok\xe9mon cyber cafes. Smartphones are too cheap for smartphone repair shops to be a good business.
Cryin' Ted (12:25:09): lol
Cryin' Ted (12:31:28): clearly we need to open up more Pokemon Go plants
Farto Rubio (12:35:01): gonna get my GED and work in that pokemon factory down the road
Comrade Sanders (12:43:08): local business that are pokestops have seen spikes in sales
Comrade Sanders (12:43:19): espically bars a nd resturatnes
Comrade Sanders (12:43:27): and whore houses
Farto Rubio (12:45:05): sometimes i just want to say fuck all this shit and go live in a mountain cave
Farto Rubio (12:45:24): just spend my days jerking it to my own cave drawings of boobs
Farto Rubio (12:47:45): everyday i'm becoming more disillusioned with our society. i feel like hand-dad is the only thing that makes sense anymore.
Comrade Sanders (13:05:59): so the drugs really kicked in then
Farto Rubio (13:11:19): nah i just took the red pill \ufffd
Cryin' Ted (13:13:56): None
Flatulancelot (14:40:12): man did i miss a lot
Flatulancelot (14:40:22): i have a camera and would like to film Hand-Dad
Farto Rubio (14:40:49): meet me after work in the parking lot then
Cryin' Ted (14:41:08): Bring your dad and his hands
Flatulancelot (14:42:00): let's do it this weekend
Flatulancelot (14:42:23): Film a trailer for a made up film, "Right Hand Man"
Farto Rubio (14:42:29): im gonna see if I can write something tonight
Flatulancelot (14:43:01): cant be too difficult. especially since a trailer is only 2 minutes long.
Farto Rubio (14:43:18): i have to go to haleys sisters and gokusnakes collective bday on saturday i believe
Farto Rubio (14:43:31): yea i was gonna say it wouldn't be too long
Farto Rubio (14:43:44): no one can handle that much man hand dad
Flatulancelot (14:43:48): we can at least write something and film one of these weekends
Cryin' Ted (14:45:04): I'll be on vacation this weekend and the weekend of the 30th
Flatulancelot (14:45:22): ok Bruce Willis
Cryin' Ted (14:45:49): None
Farto Rubio (14:48:16): this will be marcs birthday
Farto Rubio (14:48:28): IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Comrade Sanders (14:48:42): Stupid bitches
Comrade Sanders (15:22:25): so we are gunna get some hookers and blow
Cryin' Ted (16:07:15): Duh
Comrade Sanders (19:21:34): https://i.reddituploads.com/ec223e5bda59466f805a60dc663ef091?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=428e00774113c1774ae9a8ca84cfdd55
Comrade Sanders (19:21:46): Does Vox just hate Pokemon?
Comrade Sanders (19:21:51): did they invest in digimon
Comrade Sanders (19:21:56): and are salty about it
Farto Rubio (19:22:31): Is that a real article lol
Comrade Sanders (19:22:36): yea
Cryin' Ted (19:23:27): I think it's time to stop reading vox
Comrade Sanders (19:23:50): i dont
Comrade Sanders (19:24:00): i get all i need frm tumblr\xa0in action
Comrade Sanders (19:31:08): Also im very disapointed in not enough trump spam, i thought they would have dank meme like trump sub reddit, its just shitty articles or terrible memes that dont even make sense. Im for bashing people, just do it well you losers
Comrade Sanders (19:32:44): Holy shit, im pulling rattings for fox news for a buy, i did all of watchers and watchers 25-54
Comrade Sanders (19:32:52): and holy fuck did they jump up laot
Comrade Sanders (19:32:59): fox news is watched by old people
Farto Rubio (19:45:14): You mean they got new viewers?
Cryin' Ted (20:02:42): I thought it was just my mom
Comrade Sanders (20:33:12): None
Flatulancelot (21:56:35): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY
Cryin' Ted (22:55:09): Well I just went down the freaky eaters rabbit hole and that led to a TLC strange sex rabbit hole
Flatulancelot (22:55:41): Share. Please share
Cryin' Ted (23:04:37): Just search TLC Strange Sex on YouTube, it's a doozy
Flatulancelot (23:11:02): One video was enough for me
Flatulancelot (23:11:29): Balloon fetishists. He cums when they pop.
Cryin' Ted (23:12:44): That's pretty hot
Cryin' Ted (23:13:02): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Cryin' Ted (23:55:32): How does someone develop a fetish like that
Flatulancelot (23:56:49): Ever use a condom. Pretty much putting a balloon on your dick. Some people are more attracted to the condom. Not the pussy
Wednesday, 13 July 2016
Comrade Sanders (09:23:58): http://i.imgur.com/KJzEiI1.jpg
Flatulancelot (10:55:12): Domo Arigato mother fuckers
Flatulancelot (10:56:11): None
Flatulancelot (10:56:19): Marc. Gimme a mask
Comrade Sanders (10:56:33): In the words of my fore fathers
Comrade Sanders (10:56:46): Fuck you right in the pussy
Flatulancelot (10:56:59): They knew what's up
Farto Rubio (10:57:35): Oh shit Mr robot tonight good call
Comrade Sanders (10:57:51): there is gunna be an 80s falshback this season
Flatulancelot (10:58:09): dont ruin anything
Comrade Sanders (10:58:13): and they wanted advertisers to send the old 1989 commericals if they had a spot in it
Farto Rubio (10:58:31): I hope it's only to make fun of consumerism
Flatulancelot (10:58:34): i know USA released the first episode online but I still dont wanna know
Comrade Sanders (10:58:39): they are doing some cool intergration
Flatulancelot (10:58:47): Synergy
Flatulancelot (10:58:58): cross-platform unification
Flatulancelot (10:59:05): buzzwords
Flatulancelot (10:59:08): ads
Flatulancelot (10:59:39): I have not a clue what Marc actually does for a living
Comrade Sanders (10:59:48): Do any of you?
Comrade Sanders (11:00:14): I feel like Pete has a grasp on it
Comrade Sanders (11:00:23): since Joe
Cryin' Ted (11:22:37): my brother wasn't a buyer, he was in AR or somthing
Cryin' Ted (11:22:48): I very vaguely understand what you do Marc
Cryin' Ted (11:23:12): I mean you negotiate ad sales right
Comrade Sanders (11:35:35): I get naked and shake my goodies for divorced middel aged women who give me dollar bills
Comrade Sanders (12:28:58): We just had to put Molly down
Farto Rubio (12:32:21): Sorry man that really sucks. She was an awesome dog.
Comrade Sanders (12:32:49): they found a tumor in her wind pipe
Flatulancelot (12:44:08): damn. sorry to hear that
Cryin' Ted (13:25:41): So sorry Marc. I loved Molly
Comrade Sanders (13:33:02): She liked you guys too
Farto Rubio (14:45:02): hopefully this will cheer everyone up
Farto Rubio (14:45:04): my bosses trailer
Farto Rubio (14:45:05): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zBl82aW7g0&feature=youtu.be
Flatulancelot (14:53:52): None
Flatulancelot (14:54:00): The only commenter so far... Hiram Katz
Farto Rubio (14:54:13): I saw that lol
Farto Rubio (14:54:19): it is him, all his uploads are just him
Cryin' Ted (14:56:40): calling it now, this is gonna be the next game of thrones
Cryin' Ted (14:57:32): i think this fits a great niche
Farto Rubio (14:57:50): the next gabagool
Cryin' Ted (14:58:04): you know how we never have movies about mobsters that think they are businessmen and will do anything to protect their families? well now we do
Cryin' Ted (14:58:22): pasta fazool
Farto Rubio (15:00:08): at least tony soprano was like "im a bad guy I know it, but its because of my upbringing"
Farto Rubio (15:00:20): it's always the parents, they fudge ya up
Cryin' Ted (15:02:26): "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster." - Dan Jablons
Flatulancelot (15:03:45): "DAN JABLONS IS AN IMPROV ACTOR WHO SPECIALIZES IN PLAYING WHITE COLLAR CHARACTERS, SUCH AS LAWYERS, DOCTORS, CONGRESSMEN, BOSSES, SALESMEN, TEACHERS, ACCOUNTANTS, COMPUTER GUYS, DETECTIVES, ADMINISTRATORS, AND DADS - PRETTY MUCH ANYONE WHO WEARS A TIE! HE HAS BEEN PERFORMING FOR OVER 20 YEARS, AND HAS A GREAT BACKGROUND IN FILM, THEATER, AND BUSINESS."
Flatulancelot (15:04:00): http://www.danjablons.com/
Cryin' Ted (15:05:06): he looks like a jewish hobbit
Farto Rubio (15:17:04): is he literally typcasting himself as a Jew lol
Farto Rubio (15:17:34): lawyer, doctor, accountant, the big 3 its all there
Farto Rubio (19:01:52): None
Farto Rubio (19:09:56): None
Farto Rubio (19:10:05): black people twitter sure loves them pokemon go
Cryin' Ted (19:51:24): None
Flatulancelot (20:08:24): Poking holes in all your condoms
Thursday, 14 July 2016
Comrade Sanders (08:22:56): If we were spaces. Would we be house slaves or field slaves
Cryin' Ted (08:23:33): I'd be the silly dancing negro
Flatulancelot (08:24:18): Slave slave. I'd kinda be like a secretary to another slave. But I'm just working my way up the corporate ladder
Comrade Sanders (08:25:01): You could be the head slave if you work hard
Comrade Sanders (08:25:58): I'd think I'd be a sex slave. The masters wife would come my cabin and we would make beautiful music. Then bone.
Comrade Sanders (08:26:29): She would call me Honkie by day.
Comrade Sanders (08:26:34): But lover by night
Cryin' Ted (08:26:35): I seriously think we need to bring back non-race based slavery
Cryin' Ted (08:26:44): you want to beat china don't you
Comrade Sanders (08:27:11): I mean. We can just take Mexico and Canada
Cryin' Ted (08:27:37): no smartphones, no W-2s, no expense reports, just harvesting cotton with your fellow slaves while singing a non-demoninational version of swing low sweet chariot
Comrade Sanders (08:28:05): Swing average. Okay looking Chariot.
Farto Rubio (08:40:27): I'd like to think I'd be the slave who suffers Stockholm syndrome and starts identifying with whitey
Flatulancelot (08:47:04): None
Cryin' Ted (09:09:36): http://imgur.com/gallery/6zqUwHN
Farto Rubio (09:17:27): None
Flatulancelot (09:18:38): If only this is what buzzfeed quizzed us on
Cryin' Ted (09:26:40): http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_much_of_a_cuck_are_you_1
Flatulancelot (09:44:07): None
Comrade Sanders (09:44:23): 12% Cuck
Comrade Sanders (09:44:33): to took the test on my desktop
Flatulancelot (09:44:45): share it with your coworkers
Flatulancelot (09:45:07): see who the Office Cuck is?
Flatulancelot (09:45:22): C'mon
Cryin' Ted (09:45:28): damn you guys are cucks
Cryin' Ted (09:45:34): i got 42%
Comrade Sanders (09:45:55): Looks like im the one cucking all of you
Comrade Sanders (09:45:59): bring me your women
Comrade Sanders (09:46:04): so i make cuck
Flatulancelot (09:46:32): socialists = CUCKS
Comrade Sanders (09:46:49): yea, you guys share everything
Comrade Sanders (09:46:52): like your wives
Comrade Sanders (09:46:57): and toliet papre
Flatulancelot (09:47:04): i guess we like orgies or something
Cryin' Ted (09:47:10): open the borders so the BBCs can come in
Comrade Sanders (09:53:01): thats how they get you, hey lets share wives, then you Achemend, Ching Chong and Tyrone are sharing 1 toothbrush and alternating sides on the toliet\xa0paper
Cryin' Ted (09:53:22): that's a pretty smart idea with the TP
Cryin' Ted (09:53:25): save the rainforests
Flatulancelot (09:53:35): I'll take the inside parts of the 2-ply
Flatulancelot (09:53:44): just gotta separate them real carefully
Cryin' Ted (09:54:09): you know sheryl crow only used one square of TP
Flatulancelot (09:54:26): None
Comrade Sanders (09:54:53): You know sociliast only have 1 ply
Cryin' Ted (09:55:06): smells like pup pup
Comrade Sanders (09:56:35): I just want to be a normal american with an average looking wife who hates me and kids i push my dream on
Farto Rubio (10:35:36): the real american dream
Comrade Sanders (11:00:43): so i just realized, when we have sons, we have to sit them down and have a talk about only looking at porn with people over 18
Comrade Sanders (11:00:52): dont type 13 year olds naked into google
Farto Rubio (11:01:00): yup already is happening
Farto Rubio (11:01:15): my old coworkers kid searched for that and it got him spooked lol
Comrade Sanders (11:01:23): yea like i did it when i was young i did
Farto Rubio (11:01:29): also 2/3 of americans fail a basic financial literacy test - http://www.usfinancialcapability.org/quiz.php
Comrade Sanders (11:04:01): i got 4/5
Comrade Sanders (11:04:08): i got the bond question wrong
Comrade Sanders (11:04:16): i second guessed myself
Farto Rubio (11:04:16): ditto got the bond question wrong
Cryin' Ted (11:06:24): You got 2 correct answers out of 6
Cryin' Ted (11:06:25): lol
Cryin' Ted (11:06:28): ruh roh
Farto Rubio (11:06:45): ruh roh pete
Cryin' Ted (11:08:14): only ones i got right were the ones about inflation and 15 vs 30 year mortgage
Cryin' Ted (11:09:00): oh actually
Cryin' Ted (11:09:09): reading the responses of the first one now i realize i read it wrong
Cryin' Ted (11:09:15): so it should be 3/6
Farto Rubio (11:11:00): I was gonna say that one I thought you would have got
Cryin' Ted (11:11:34): i didnt notice it said for 5 years
Cryin' Ted (11:12:06): still, 3/6 is a failing score lol
Farto Rubio (11:12:28): your right in with the majority of american average
Cryin' Ted (11:15:35): i had absolutely no clue about the stocks or bonds
Cryin' Ted (11:15:56): and the inflation one i got right by just using common sense, but i don't really understand it
Farto Rubio (11:17:34): the inflation one is pretty easy to explain
Cryin' Ted (11:17:58): i mean i get the idea, inflation is money being worth less, interest is your money making more etc
Farto Rubio (11:18:07): imagine you have your hundo in a savings account that gives you 1% interest. at the same time you want to buy something that is worth 100 dollars a year from now
Cryin' Ted (11:18:10): so yeah the inflation number was higher than the interest number
Comrade Sanders (11:18:19): http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/32038/1/lena-dunham-supports-that-sushi-is-cultural-appropriation
Comrade Sanders (11:18:32): Listen, Trump Wins, she leaves
Farto Rubio (11:18:34): yea so that object you want to buy at year end is now worth 102, where as you only got 101 from the interests, and you went from being able to buy it to have less purchasing power
Cryin' Ted (11:19:25): how long until sjws try to ban interracial marriage
Comrade Sanders (11:20:11): You can mix the races, its approration
Cryin' Ted (11:20:19): it's destroying our cultures!
Comrade Sanders (11:20:19): you cant live in lback negiborhoods
Comrade Sanders (11:20:25): its gentrifaction
Comrade Sanders (11:20:43): MLK Jr would honeslty be ashamed
Farto Rubio (11:21:11): hoo boy her we goooo
Farto Rubio (11:21:30): well sjw's are bourgie feminists
Cryin' Ted (11:21:53): http://66.media.tumblr.com/d8045b640a20640978b36aef91116741/tumblr_mzoa5w0SXv1rgam01o1_r1_400.gif
Cryin' Ted (11:22:14): whats a bourgie feminist lol
Comrade Sanders (11:24:18): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf1gokw3uG4&feature=youtu.be
Comrade Sanders (11:25:59): http://imgur.com/gallery/Po8UHMH/new
Comrade Sanders (11:26:05): I want this to be the ticket
Comrade Sanders (11:26:07): SO BAD
Cryin' Ted (11:26:31): one step closer to president camacho
Comrade Sanders (11:27:06): Triple H the secretary of state
Comrade Sanders (11:27:20): and Brock Lesner the Mayor of Suplex City
Comrade Sanders (11:28:09): http://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sp7-1428922395.jpg
Farto Rubio (11:29:19): also im convinced we need professional jurors based on my day in jury duty
Comrade Sanders (11:29:55): Keep Money OUT of Juries
Farto Rubio (11:30:41): no you need to put more in
Farto Rubio (11:30:53): people just started indeiting every charge cause they wanted to leave
Farto Rubio (11:31:02): and weren't getting paid to be there
Cryin' Ted (11:31:32): wait till the Jury Lobbying industry pops up lol
Comrade Sanders (11:32:02): Then the fat cats from big Juries will get laws
Farto Rubio (11:32:06): private prisons already lobby, that's pretty close
Cryin' Ted (11:32:21): they lobby juries? wow
Comrade Sanders (11:32:26): I do think private prisons are stupid
Farto Rubio (11:32:30): well not juries no
Comrade Sanders (11:32:43): but i also think public prisons are stupid
Farto Rubio (11:32:44): but they lobby for laws that put more people away, they lobby for the war on drugs
Comrade Sanders (11:32:48): Work Camps
Farto Rubio (11:33:03): work camps?
Comrade Sanders (11:33:08): you break the law
Comrade Sanders (11:33:11): you do wokr
Comrade Sanders (11:33:21): but meaningless work
Comrade Sanders (11:33:33): so to not take jobs
Farto Rubio (11:33:40): oh well that's sort of what private prisons do, put people to work for .25 cents an hour and sell the products they make
Farto Rubio (11:33:52): you're talking about like just digging ditches or breaking rocks?
Comrade Sanders (11:33:57): yea
Comrade Sanders (11:34:03): chain gangs
Comrade Sanders (11:34:12): i need rocks broken
Cryin' Ted (11:34:32): i actually do see prisoners most days when i commute to work, doing trash cleanup on rt 22
Farto Rubio (11:34:32): lol
Comrade Sanders (11:34:58): getting the mexicans?
Cryin' Ted (11:35:04): hurr durr
Comrade Sanders (11:47:19): http://www.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=bfb3c82cf1b7f766&q=media+assistant&l=New+York,+NY&tk=1ankj1cmk1dao87g&from=ja&alid=5769e22ee4b038f6b09f2d7a&utm_source=jobseeker_emails&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=job_alerts
Comrade Sanders (11:47:24): Josh, applu
Comrade Sanders (11:47:35): i want to see if they will even accpet men
Flatulancelot (11:56:57): not gonna happen but I do wanna shop around that nonsense resume i made that has doing dot biz plastered all over it
Flatulancelot (11:57:04): just to see what kinda response I get
Farto Rubio (11:57:25): on your resume under "additional skills" say you are a man but can identify as a woman
Cryin' Ted (11:59:56): say your gender is fluid so you can fulfill any gender roles they might ask for
Comrade Sanders (12:03:01): say you will fill any gender holes
Farto Rubio (13:41:19): accidentally left my desk with the group chat open
Farto Rubio (13:41:31): gave me a heart attack lol
Cryin' Ted (13:41:53): WHITE POWER
Cryin' Ted (13:42:11): THIS IS BRIAN'S WHITE SUPREMACY CHAT ROOM, WHITE SUPREMACISTS ONLY
Cryin' Ted (13:51:48): trump's running mate announced, Mike Pence
Cryin' Ted (13:52:04): aka homophobic evangelical who denies global warming and evolution. wew lads
Comrade Sanders (13:57:45): USA USA USA USA
Comrade Sanders (13:57:59): really trying to get that liberal vote with that pic
Cryin' Ted (13:58:40): oh this is the guy who tried to make the LGBT discrimination bill in Indiana
Flatulancelot (13:59:30): i dont think Pence is definite yet TBH
Farto Rubio (14:02:37): None
Farto Rubio (14:02:41): trumps face lol
Farto Rubio (14:02:44): this fucking guy
Flatulancelot (14:02:44): its probably gonna come down to the line, aka tomorrow at 12 noon. Indiana senate and gov race is hot this cycle and it's illegal for Pence to run for VP and Gov at the same time. Pence has to decalre by 12 noon tomorrow if he's running for Gov. and Dems have a really good shot and picking up both of those positions, meaning Hillary could easily win the state as well.
Flatulancelot (14:03:05): meaning Pence doesn't add much to Trump's ticket
Farto Rubio (14:03:20): i see a lot of places talking about him as the pick already
Farto Rubio (14:03:34): ah he's the 'reported' pick
Cryin' Ted (14:43:32): I think he's just there to appeal to trump's demographic + give him some legitimacy
Cryin' Ted (14:43:59): he'll prob say he is going to quit the gov position if he gets VP, like in house of cards
Flatulancelot (14:51:21): not that he cant be gov if he's runnig as VP. it's that he cant run for REELECTION and VP at the same time
Flatulancelot (14:54:12): Reps dont even want him to run for reelection cause he polls so poorly in his own state. My argument is that he doesn't lend much to the ticket becuase the Dems may win the Gov, Senate, and the president in Indiana in November. \ncase 1) run for Gov and probably lose\ncase 2) run for VP and lose
GroupMe (14:59:40): Flatulancelot changed the group's name to Cucks Anonymous
GroupMe (14:59:56): Flatulancelot changed the topic to: cuckbait
GroupMe (15:06:56): Comrade Sanders changed name to Too Many Cucks
GroupMe (15:07:34): Farto Rubio changed name to Mark Cuckerberg
GroupMe (15:14:15): Flatulancelot changed name to Diet Cuck
Diet Cuck (16:55:47): Saudi Arabia declaring war on us tomorrow
Mark Cuckerberg (17:00:28): Thanks for the news, Diet Cuck
Diet Cuck (17:01:12): Well, the redacted 28 pages from 9/11 commission is being released tomorrow
Diet Cuck (17:01:28): Just saying
Mark Cuckerberg (17:08:19): They said they'd declare war if they were released?
Diet Cuck (17:14:25): No. But it would be exciting. They did say that if Saudi Arabia is implicated that there would be severe ramifications
Diet Cuck (17:15:31): And US families tied to 911 deaths are trying to sue Saudi Arabia, but have failed in large part because the 28 pages were redacted and the evidence classified
Mark Cuckerberg (17:28:48): So war is exciting to you josh you war hawk
Mark Cuckerberg (18:33:55): Clinton and trump are tied at 40-40 huh
Diet Cuck (18:38:43): Wait until October. That's when the general public starts paying attention. Polls now don't mean a great deal.
Mark Cuckerberg (18:42:24): The trend us her declining and him increasing though that's telling
Mark Cuckerberg (18:43:41): I feel like I'm forced to vote shills cause now dems now want a path to legal weed and basing my vote on that is as good as basing it on anything else either cadidate offers
Diet Cuck (18:50:50): In any normal cycle, she'd be down no matter what because the incumbent party usually loses. Not always the case, but 3 terms in a row ain't typical. Usually favors opposition party
Diet Cuck (18:51:19): Bush Sr and FDR are obvious exceptions
Mark Cuckerberg (18:51:27): Also though this election does not follow the rules of logic
Mark Cuckerberg (18:52:19): This election cycle will undoubtedly become a movie or mini series at some point in the future
Diet Cuck (18:53:04): It's already a TV series on Showtime. Called the circus. Made by the guys that wrote the game change book on Palin
Diet Cuck (18:53:54): I have a feeling there gonna focus a great deal on Bernie for their next book. They gravitated towards him a lot in the primary season
Cryin' Ted (19:31:15): Wait whos the weed candidate
Cryin' Ted (19:32:03): Ill vote Hilary is she wants to legalize that dank ass kush
Diet Cuck (19:32:22): Johnson. But Bernie got the Dems to put legalization in the agenda
Cryin' Ted (19:33:52): My nigga
Diet Cuck (19:35:10): None
Mark Cuckerberg (19:39:40): They're just talking about how much they hate reagan
Cryin' Ted (19:49:24): 4 words for you, I'm glad Reagan's dead
Diet Cuck (19:49:59): Mother fucker had Alzheimer's while he was president
Diet Cuck (19:55:45): Searching for another gif, I found this
Diet Cuck (19:55:56): Fucking Japs
Friday, 15 July 2016
Mark Cuckerberg (09:23:36): http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/287807-trump-releases-pokemon-go-themed-attack-ad-against
Mark Cuckerberg (09:24:02): Donald Trump has made a Pokemon Go based attack ad against Hillary Clinton
Mark Cuckerberg (09:24:07): He truly is 4chans candidate
Too Many Cucks (09:24:58): http://imgur.com/a/YGwxo
Diet Cuck (09:25:37): Damn. That was a good ad
Mark Cuckerberg (09:26:13): To give myself the college to hit on women and to numb my existential dread, thats why anyone does it
Too Many Cucks (09:49:28): The Daily Show failed to get a single emmy nominations for teh\xa0first time in 16 years
Too Many Cucks (09:49:53): I miss the Jew
Diet Cuck (09:50:33): That's sad
Diet Cuck (09:50:39): But he's coming back to HBO
Too Many Cucks (09:51:17): All of the shows suck now actually
Too Many Cucks (09:51:24): the ratings have plummetted
Diet Cuck (09:52:17): Do they account for streaming?
Too Many Cucks (09:52:33): They say the difference was that Colbert and Stewart put the jokes firsts and news second, and as liberal as they were everyone loved watching them. Noah and Wilmore put agenda first and there jokes suck
Diet Cuck (09:52:48): Also, blame Brian. He's a Nielson man now
Too Many Cucks (09:52:58): Are you really?
Mark Cuckerberg (09:53:37): We're a Nielson family
Diet Cuck (09:53:47): His whole family has these fruity little pager looking things
Too Many Cucks (09:54:01): okay, well now i need you to watch shit
Mark Cuckerberg (09:54:10): I don't know why. I fought against it. \xa0So steve just carries mine or my mom does or whatever and they keep the few bucks a month
Too Many Cucks (09:54:16): so it looks like i did my job
Mark Cuckerberg (09:54:17): nah im trying not to watch as much lol
Too Many Cucks (09:54:37): I GET MORE MONEY, WE CAN RIG THE SYSTEM BRIAN
Mark Cuckerberg (09:54:39): ill watch it's always sunny, some hbo shows, and soccer or other sports but that's about it
Mark Cuckerberg (09:54:46): my family of 5 has all the pwoer
Mark Cuckerberg (09:54:49): give me a show
Mark Cuckerberg (09:54:55): and i shall make it popular
Too Many Cucks (09:55:16): Actaully
Too Many Cucks (09:55:20): watch adult swim
Mark Cuckerberg (09:55:48): oh yea that's the only other thing i wuold consider anyways
Mark Cuckerberg (09:55:55): if it wasn't past my bedtime \ufffd
Too Many Cucks (09:56:42): leave it on and say you watched
Diet Cuck (09:57:25): The Doctor is in tonight
Mark Cuckerberg (09:57:29): oh and give you a handout?
Diet Cuck (09:57:43): None
Too Many Cucks (10:06:39): https://i.sli.mg/KO76Yr.png
Too Many Cucks (10:06:46): oh the interenet
Mark Cuckerberg (10:08:01): damn not a second of rest
Too Many Cucks (10:08:59): we have to take a deep look at ourselves and realize, people are the aboslute fucking worst
Diet Cuck (10:15:25): You buttholes occupied later?
Too Many Cucks (10:16:06): nope
Too Many Cucks (10:16:20): well if i get my work done
Mark Cuckerberg (10:17:06): i am
Mark Cuckerberg (10:17:09): it's gokusnakes bday
Diet Cuck (10:17:24): Right.
Too Many Cucks (10:25:15): He gunna get drunk and slap your ass and say it looks like a baby pumpkin
Mark Cuckerberg (10:29:46): I can't help it I have a great ass
Mark Cuckerberg (10:30:16): Girls wish they had my ass
Too Many Cucks (10:38:02): We all know you pad your jeans
Too Many Cucks (11:15:30): http://imgur.com/a/1hnhe
Too Many Cucks (11:15:41): I dont want to live on this planet anymore
Diet Cuck (11:17:51): Link failed for me. What did you send?
Too Many Cucks (11:21:01): Black Women, not Jews, were Hitler's primary target. Revisionist History just muted that. Black Women were destroying Germany
Diet Cuck (11:21:39): Duh
Too Many Cucks (11:21:43): Can someone link me to some good old fashion rascims, i want to balance everything out knowing people are retarded no matter what youo believe
Diet Cuck (11:22:57): None
Diet Cuck (11:23:27): Check out @realDonaldTrump's Tweet: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/753965070003109888?s=09
Diet Cuck (11:23:40): It's official
Diet Cuck (11:25:01): Think he's purposefully trying to destroy the GOP with his campaign? Like, hmm. Let's pick the guy that wants to ban all abortion and hates the gays.
Diet Cuck (11:25:46): Is it legal for Trump to place a bet at his own casino regarding his own campaign. Like he's betting on his own campaign losing
Diet Cuck (11:25:58): So he's stacking the deck to lose
Diet Cuck (11:26:03): But win the bet
Too Many Cucks (11:28:52): http://www.cracked.com/video_20056_what-if-donald-trump-just-elaborate-prank.html
Mark Cuckerberg (11:38:38): doubt it's legal for him to bet on his own performance, like how athletes can't bet on their own team. but i also think this has never come up before lol
Mark Cuckerberg (11:38:46): revisionism is a thing though
Mark Cuckerberg (11:39:15): None
Mark Cuckerberg (11:39:28): the question is asking who was most responsible for helping win WW2
Diet Cuck (11:40:09): Answer is Russia
GroupMe (11:40:10): Cryin' Ted changed name to Zuck Me Harder
Too Many Cucks (11:40:35): Well okay, how deep are we going down this rabbit hole?
Too Many Cucks (11:40:43): becuase this is my shit
Too Many Cucks (11:40:56): like i wake up hoping er take about WW2
Too Many Cucks (11:41:34): The US did not need to enter into WW2 for the axis to fall
Too Many Cucks (11:41:58): that being said, Japans hold on china would have not been broken with out America,
Too Many Cucks (11:42:30): and with out Hitler invading the USSR and killing most his men due to the cold
Too Many Cucks (11:42:38): the war would have ben tough
Too Many Cucks (11:42:53): TGhe axis lost the war more then the Allies won it
Mark Cuckerberg (11:43:18): im not agreeing with the woman who said black women were the target but revisionism does happen is all ima saying
Too Many Cucks (11:49:05): also an american man foudn most of the nazi gold
Mark Cuckerberg (11:50:42): Hitler's living underground still
Mark Cuckerberg (11:50:48): or in the moon
Mark Cuckerberg (11:50:51): I forget which
Diet Cuck (11:52:18): Inside the earth riding a T-Rex
Mark Cuckerberg (11:57:03): interesting article here - https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-recent-examples-of-revisionist-history
Mark Cuckerberg (11:57:10): Afrocentrism tried to redefine history as being far \u201cblacker\u201d than previously thought. It did lead to some interesting discoveries, such as Alexandre Dumas turning out to have had African heritage, but it tried to \u201cblackwash\u201d many historical figures like Jesus, and tried to resituate historical events into an African context & setting that contradicted the established evidence. It didn\u2019t take long for the movement to turn out to be just as racist as any other attempt to paint over the skin colors of historical figures, and is largely scorned & laughed out of the room today.'
Mark Cuckerberg (11:58:39): googling historical revisionism brought me to this site - http://www.wallbuilders.com/libissuesarticles.asp?id=112
Mark Cuckerberg (11:58:45): wallbuilders.com lol
Zuck Me Harder (12:01:24): Lol @ you losers actually believing that dinosaurs once existed
Diet Cuck (12:02:11): None
Zuck Me Harder (12:02:19): Bible doesn't say "God so loved the world that he created a race of giant lizards to rule the earth for thousands of years '"
Too Many Cucks (12:03:33): you think like 1000 years from now, whe people look back at our pictures, they will know that the black box in out hands took the picture
Diet Cuck (12:04:04): They'll think cats were running things
Zuck Me Harder (12:05:30): They are
Diet Cuck (12:08:24): http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/
Diet Cuck (13:17:07): Someone is bored at work
Mark Cuckerberg (13:46:20): i've got 2 pages of hand dad written
Mark Cuckerberg (13:46:26): this is a great work day
Mark Cuckerberg (13:46:33): most productive ive been in a while at work
Zuck Me Harder (14:15:04): good god
Diet Cuck (14:20:19): i thought the dad was supposed to turn into a baseball mitt
Diet Cuck (14:20:39): i get the impression that he is now literally his son's right hand
Diet Cuck (14:20:44): am i wrong?
Zuck Me Harder (14:22:03): that was always the idea
Mark Cuckerberg (14:22:04): oh he was always literally the sons right hand
Zuck Me Harder (14:22:07): baseball mitt is too unrealsitc
Mark Cuckerberg (14:22:16): yea c'mon
Diet Cuck (14:22:55): so why does the dad go to the baseball mitt store?
Diet Cuck (14:23:19): Christopher walken sells cats, then dad becomes a cat
Diet Cuck (14:23:29): walken sells mitts, dad becomes a mitt
Mark Cuckerberg (14:23:42): well you can't become an inanimate object
Diet Cuck (14:23:47): His masterpiece was Mitt Romney
Mark Cuckerberg (14:23:48): i mean what can you do
Mark Cuckerberg (14:23:49): have a hand store
Diet Cuck (14:24:05): oooooooo
Diet Cuck (14:24:13): Christopher Walken is a doctor
Mark Cuckerberg (14:24:25): it's gotta be the dad forgot his sons bday present
Diet Cuck (14:24:26): specializing in prosthetics
Mark Cuckerberg (14:24:28): that's how they all are
Diet Cuck (14:24:36): the son has a missing hand
Mark Cuckerberg (14:24:44): liar liar, 9 lives, idk about shaggy dog but I bet it is
Diet Cuck (14:24:47): some freak accident when he was a toddler
Mark Cuckerberg (14:24:54): it's gotta be his real hand lol
Mark Cuckerberg (14:25:11): i want that so we can poorly superimpose the dads face on the sons palm
Mark Cuckerberg (14:25:34): also so the dad can be moving/doing things with his fings
Mark Cuckerberg (14:25:35): fingers
Diet Cuck (14:25:39): but the dad could become his prosthetics hand which has to be replaced every two or three years because his son is a growing boy
Mark Cuckerberg (14:25:42): maybe flip off a teacher and get the son in trouble
Mark Cuckerberg (14:25:51): oh no this is a magic curse
Diet Cuck (14:26:00): if he fails to show his true worth, he wont come back as human
Mark Cuckerberg (14:26:01): where he becomes a hand and must earn his sons love lest he stay his hand forever
Mark Cuckerberg (14:26:10): imagine bear dad but for hands
Zuck Me Harder (14:26:25): i still like bear dad
Mark Cuckerberg (14:26:50): i do too
Mark Cuckerberg (14:26:53): that could be the sequel
Diet Cuck (14:26:55): for Right-hand-man, it's all about prosthetics, i'm telling you
Mark Cuckerberg (14:26:57): and he goes "Not again!"
Mark Cuckerberg (14:27:02): "I can't BEAR it!"
Diet Cuck (14:28:22): cause if the dad fails to regain his family's love and he's just stuck as his son's hand for the rest of their lives, there's no real consequence if the dad fails. The prosthetics adds an element of a ticking time bomb. Fail, you die
Mark Cuckerberg (14:28:36): what do you mean there's no negative to being your sons right hand
Mark Cuckerberg (14:28:40): this is prepuberty
Mark Cuckerberg (14:28:52): he's only got a year max before he's giving blow jobs on the reg
Diet Cuck (14:28:54): yeah, but he still gets to see his son grow up
Mark Cuckerberg (14:28:57): against his will
Mark Cuckerberg (14:29:02): oh big woop
Mark Cuckerberg (14:29:04): as his hand
Diet Cuck (14:29:35): what happens in shaggy dog?
Diet Cuck (14:29:42): what happens if tim allen fails?
Mark Cuckerberg (14:31:14): he stays a dog i think
Mark Cuckerberg (14:31:16): same with 9 lives
Mark Cuckerberg (14:31:22): i assume, i never saw shaggy dog
Mark Cuckerberg (14:31:46): huh did you know shaggy dog actually has a meaning
Mark Cuckerberg (14:31:46): In its original sense, a shaggy dog story is an extremely long-winded anecdote characterized by extensive narration of typically irrelevant incidents and terminated by an anticlimax or a pointless punchline.
Mark Cuckerberg (14:32:03): maybe shaggy dog was self aware lol
Mark Cuckerberg (14:35:26): holy shit i just read the plot and its worse than i thought but it does end with tim allen spending more time with his family
Mark Cuckerberg (14:35:30): and surfing, doggy style
Diet Cuck (14:36:21): Tim Allen catches a frisbee in his teeth at the end of the movie
Mark Cuckerberg (14:36:58): BBC called Allen uninteresting and said he "only stops short of leg-humping in his attempts to win our affections".
Diet Cuck (14:37:18): robert downey jr is the bad guy
Diet Cuck (14:37:33): and the blonde chick from Better Call Saul is a lawyer
GroupMe (14:39:23): Zuck Me Harder changed the group's avatar
Too Many Cucks (15:47:11): I go day drinking for 3 hours
Too Many Cucks (15:47:16): and i miss everything
Mark Cuckerberg (15:47:48): day drinking? on a work day? Well I never
Too Many Cucks (15:48:03): I went for work
Too Many Cucks (15:48:07): with Fox News
Too Many Cucks (15:48:10): so yea
Mark Cuckerberg (15:48:23): what's your job exactly
Too Many Cucks (15:48:29): Papa O'Reilly picked up my bill
Mark Cuckerberg (15:48:33): do news companies take you guys out to try to get your business
Too Many Cucks (15:48:44): not just news
Too Many Cucks (15:48:48): all televison
Mark Cuckerberg (15:50:55): so like whats fox new's end goal in taking you out day drinking?
Too Many Cucks (15:51:40): we spend out clients money with them
Mark Cuckerberg (15:52:55): wait i thought they took you out? im confused. Fox news took you out, but you covered the bill with your clients money?
Too Many Cucks (16:32:03): no
Too Many Cucks (16:32:17): they covered our bill
Too Many Cucks (16:32:22): we cuck em
Too Many Cucks (16:32:26): cuck em good
Too Many Cucks (16:32:37): my digital team Cucks Facebook on the reg
Too Many Cucks (16:32:48): We are Optimedia, we cuck you
Too Many Cucks (16:42:19): CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCKC UCKC UKCCICKS;ndcskvwrgjkn'lrgrnf'
Mark Cuckerberg (17:33:36): Guess I'm still confused as to why they bring you guys out. Don't you just buy advertising? Does your company own the channel or something?
Mark Cuckerberg (17:33:49): You're still day drinking arent ya
Mark Cuckerberg (17:33:56): Well technically it's ok drinking now
Too Many Cucks (17:34:06): no, we are there on behlaf of the client
Mark Cuckerberg (17:48:38): Oh so the client wants you to get in with fox for them?
Diet Cuck (18:04:20): Military coup going down right now in Turkey
Diet Cuck (18:11:27): They're shooting people in the fucking streets
Too Many Cucks (18:21:20): New York and Newark are gunna be a mad house too
Too Many Cucks (18:21:25): Not Martial Law though
Diet Cuck (18:21:33): https://twitter.com/i/moments/754047765194371072
Too Many Cucks (18:21:34): Jesus
Too Many Cucks (18:22:08): The Darkies are revolting everywhere
Mark Cuckerberg (18:23:00): That's insane
Too Many Cucks (18:26:05): PRESIDENT COMACHO. WE NEED YOU
Diet Cuck (18:27:27): What makes it even worse is that the border between turkey and Syria/Iraq is massive
Diet Cuck (18:28:34): If turkey falls to a coup, instability only increases
Too Many Cucks (18:29:45): None
Too Many Cucks (18:32:34): There are huge protests in Newark and NY at 7
Too Many Cucks (18:32:44): Guess who's train comes in at 6:57
Too Many Cucks (18:36:00): Thy closed Newark Broadstreet station
Diet Cuck (18:36:28): Yeah they ain't getting media coverage. Tell em to go home
Too Many Cucks (18:36:44): It's gunna get violent
Diet Cuck (18:36:48): Cause on to of Turkey, Trump is trying to go back on his VP pick
Too Many Cucks (18:36:59): Do it
Diet Cuck (18:37:08): Other than turkey*
Too Many Cucks (18:37:26): The man doesn't play by the rules
Diet Cuck (18:38:05): I just think it's funny that he actually fucked Pence cause now he can't run for governor
Too Many Cucks (18:38:29): HIS PLAN ALL ALONG.
Too Many Cucks (18:39:29): Okay fuck you medium. I want to know about VR
Diet Cuck (18:42:49): \u201cBuried Alive VR\u201d https://doing.biz/buried-alive-vr-d18d4e90fa8c
Diet Cuck (20:05:33): some of this shit is nuts\nhttps://www.reddit.com/live/x9gf3donjlkq
Zuck Me Harder (21:09:54): Just about every person in CA is playing Pokemon Go, this is nuts
Diet Cuck (21:12:09): You're in Cali?
Zuck Me Harder (21:13:32): Yup there till the 20th
Zuck Me Harder (21:18:41): None
Too Many Cucks (22:49:48): Yup. 23
Saturday, 16 July 2016
Diet Cuck (00:13:10): Pete, be sure to watch tonights Decker.
Diet Cuck (00:13:12): http://www.globalhoax.info/index.html
Diet Cuck (00:13:17): relevant
Too Many Cucks (08:18:19): None
Too Many Cucks (08:20:16): Fuck the DMV
Too Many Cucks (09:16:25): THERES A WOMEN. HAS TO BE 60. Swiping on tinder right in front of me
Mark Cuckerberg (09:21:14): Welcome to the new normal marc
Too Many Cucks (09:24:23): I don't like it
Too Many Cucks (09:24:35): I hold old people. Young people
Too Many Cucks (09:24:42): Overly political people
Too Many Cucks (09:24:51): Underly political people
Too Many Cucks (09:27:47): I hate everything
Too Many Cucks (09:27:57): Expect the USA
Too Many Cucks (09:28:30): None
Zuck Me Harder (10:52:50): That's the right idea
Mark Cuckerberg (11:03:43): I just hate everything about society
Diet Cuck (14:42:01): Professional screenwriter/author just took a look at doing dot biz and said it was some pretty good shit we got.
Diet Cuck (14:43:28): "it's sardonic. It's good. There's only one problem, there's not enough of it"
Mark Cuckerberg (14:44:11): Ask him his opinion on hand dad
Diet Cuck (14:44:12): "I really like it. It's funny as hell and biting"
Diet Cuck (14:45:19): I'll ask him next week when he's around. We should flesh it out some if we're gonna show him though
Mark Cuckerberg (14:46:02): He really liked hand-dad? That's awesome. What's he written?
Diet Cuck (14:46:21): No. Doing.biz
Diet Cuck (14:47:38): He has apparently sold like close to a million books. He's working on a Vietnam screenplay right now based on a true story. For some big Hollywood production company. They paid him a ridiculous advance to write it
Diet Cuck (14:48:01): From what I know, he's done mostly biographies. Some fiction
Sunday, 17 July 2016
Mark Cuckerberg (19:26:22): \nYou guys seeing trump and pence's interview
Mark Cuckerberg (19:26:30): "You're not a humble man"
Mark Cuckerberg (19:26:51): "I think I am a humble man, I think I'm much more humble than you can understand" -trump
Mark Cuckerberg (19:27:17): He has to be trolling at this point
Mark Cuckerberg (19:27:32): Picking pence was just to through people off the trail
Diet Cuck (19:30:11): Is this 60 minutes?
Mark Cuckerberg (19:30:48): Yea
Diet Cuck (19:31:10): Glad I recorded it. This should be good
Mark Cuckerberg (19:31:21): It's very good
Mark Cuckerberg (19:31:55): Kept asking "how come you attacked hillary for Iraq and said it was bad judgment but give pence a pass"
Mark Cuckerberg (19:32:02): Stuff like that
Diet Cuck (19:33:23): Good cause 60 minutes has sucked hard for a while
Zuck Me Harder (20:16:18): No man will ever be as humble as me
Diet Cuck (20:19:19): I'm watching right now. Mike Pence is a fucking stooge. Trump is barely letting him speak. It's great.
Diet Cuck (20:25:22): That Iraq war part was so dumbfounding to actually watch
Diet Cuck (20:26:47): Cleveland is gonna be a shit show
Monday, 18 July 2016
Mark Cuckerberg (08:35:56): Haley sent me this, think I'm starting to radicalize her lol
Too Many Cucks (09:09:14): nah, she will leave you for a chad, they all do
Mark Cuckerberg (09:10:36): all women just want 2 things, a fat wallet and the bbc
Too Many Cucks (09:11:23): Yea, bitches never want to settle for basic cable, always want that international package
Mark Cuckerberg (09:12:01): "What, you expect me to stay with you and not get unbiased news coverage from the British Broadcasting Channel? Fuck off"
Mark Cuckerberg (09:12:42): also i finally i found a chart that explains why it's so hard to lose weight
Mark Cuckerberg (09:12:47): None
Too Many Cucks (09:18:22): http://i.imgur.com/XMM1VWI.jpg
Mark Cuckerberg (09:19:21): back in school i had a class were we talked about how babies treat certain people
Mark Cuckerberg (09:19:30): babies like attractive people and dislike ugly people
Mark Cuckerberg (09:19:36): like skinny people and dislike fat people
Mark Cuckerberg (09:19:58): don't recall if we learned about babies race preferences
Mark Cuckerberg (09:20:06): but overall sounds like babies come out like shitlords
Too Many Cucks (09:20:17): They only like white since they know its the correct color
Too Many Cucks (09:20:20): POWER
Mark Cuckerberg (09:21:20): "Kill All Caucasians" -David Chapelle
Diet Cuck (09:21:21): Scott Baio and duck dynasty guy are speaking at the RNC. Also a male underwear model.
Mark Cuckerberg (09:22:08): police asked to get rid of the open carry laws for the arena for the RNC and Kasich said he can't do it
Diet Cuck (09:22:29): None
Mark Cuckerberg (09:23:25): im not sure what im looking at here but i like it
Too Many Cucks (09:31:45): http://archive.is/moE1I
Too Many Cucks (09:31:52): Just gunna leave this here
Diet Cuck (09:38:08): Well
Mark Cuckerberg (10:01:28): Also completely unrelated, reddit.com/r/shittypokestops
Diet Cuck (10:03:49): I dont completely understand what im looking and, nor do i care to learn
Mark Cuckerberg (10:04:21): In the world, the real world josh
Mark Cuckerberg (10:04:28): People play pokemon Go
Mark Cuckerberg (10:05:08): In this game, there are "pokestops" which are typically stores, or landmarks, where you can go and get pokemon items like pokeballs, revives, etc
Mark Cuckerberg (10:05:25): Now due to some area's being very rural, there is a lack of stores or landmarks to use
Mark Cuckerberg (10:05:29): leading to pokestops like this
Mark Cuckerberg (10:05:54): None
Diet Cuck (10:08:34): None
Diet Cuck (10:08:57): so you mean to say that American penis very big?
Too Many Cucks (10:20:21): http://imgur.com/Nc5JlvX
Diet Cuck (10:23:37): wow. im surprised Apple hasnt taken that down. they're usually on top of this shit. unless this is photoshopped
Mark Cuckerberg (11:26:24): richard roeper gave ghostbusters a bad review and now women are telling him to kill himself lol
Mark Cuckerberg (11:26:25): http://chicago.suntimes.com/entertainment/ghostbusters-hater-roeper-ive-had-a-dose-of-some-freaky-posts/
Mark Cuckerberg (11:28:16): in the movie, the old ghostbusters are cannon as there is a Harold Ramis statue in front of a college, but then bill murray and dan akroyd are also cameos in the movies but not as their old characters lol
Diet Cuck (11:31:27): i refuse to watch this filth. My mom wanted to see it this weekend and I told her it looks like trash. She called me a misogynist
Mark Cuckerberg (11:31:40): did she really? lol
Diet Cuck (11:31:55): yeah, then she was on the phone with Zach, told him that she wanted to see it.
Diet Cuck (11:32:00): he said it looked like trash
Diet Cuck (11:32:08): she called him a misogynist
Diet Cuck (11:32:41): he told her to go watch this documentary about a tickling competition. it would be more enjoyable
Too Many Cucks (11:33:08): People say it was too bad
Mark Cuckerberg (11:33:14): after reading his actual review i kind of want to see it cause it sounds horrific
Too Many Cucks (11:33:15): like an okay movie
Mark Cuckerberg (11:33:27): like the last die hard type of bad
Too Many Cucks (11:33:45): thats just your male centric\xa0view guys
Mark Cuckerberg (11:33:55): true
Too Many Cucks (11:34:03): they are beautiful women who can only creat amazing pieces of art
Too Many Cucks (11:34:11): Have you ever seen Citzen Cane
Too Many Cucks (11:34:17): Male trash
Mark Cuckerberg (11:34:22): we must take off our own ideological glasses and give this movie a fair unbiased viewing
Mark Cuckerberg (11:34:32): and only then can we cast the first stone
Too Many Cucks (11:34:41): Our Unbaised opinion is "Shit Sucks"
Mark Cuckerberg (11:34:47): nah jk it looks like shiiiiiiiiit
Mark Cuckerberg (11:35:13): i mean Paul Feig was the creator of freaks and geeks and has done some good stuff
Mark Cuckerberg (11:35:26): but i don't find melissa mcarthy funny at all
Diet Cuck (11:37:10): neither do i
Diet Cuck (11:37:27): I ike Kristne Wiig and the other white chick
Diet Cuck (11:37:41): cant say ive seen the black chicks work enough to know if she
Diet Cuck (11:37:44): is funny
Mark Cuckerberg (12:11:31): shes a one trick pony
Mark Cuckerberg (12:12:39): basically "loud black woman" is her shtick
Too Many Cucks (12:22:45): she does it well though
Too Many Cucks (12:22:57): I never liked Mcarthy
Mark Cuckerberg (12:28:21): ill see it just so I can hear her say "Aw HELL NAH"
Mark Cuckerberg (12:35:23): if you guys had to pick a character that you think resembles me from a movie or tv show, what would it be
Mark Cuckerberg (12:35:25): i need this for my job lol
Mark Cuckerberg (12:44:23): right now i think R2D2 is winning
Mark Cuckerberg (12:44:44): this will go up as my nickname on my bosses site where he has all the employee's he's had, their nickname and a little blurb
Mark Cuckerberg (12:44:57): he wanted to put under my nick name "porn watching actuary"
Diet Cuck (12:46:53): you really do work for Michael Scott
Diet Cuck (12:48:53): None
Diet Cuck (12:49:01): what about Mark from Peep Show
Mark Cuckerberg (12:50:33): nah boss wouldnt know who that is
Diet Cuck (12:51:25): None
Diet Cuck (12:51:38): this way, when your boss writes embarrassing shit, you're not compared to this guy who actually would jerk it at work
Mark Cuckerberg (12:52:00): you never did a work-jerk?
Diet Cuck (12:52:19): nope
Diet Cuck (12:52:30): why does your boss know about your porn habits?
Diet Cuck (12:53:23): None
Diet Cuck (12:53:37): prez. then you could say you killed a guy
Mark Cuckerberg (12:53:45): cmon
Mark Cuckerberg (12:53:49): do something more mainstream
Mark Cuckerberg (12:54:03): and no he just talks about actuaries in his accounting classes since the two often work together
Too Many Cucks (12:54:16): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MKH6PAoUuD0/hqdefault.jpg
Too Many Cucks (12:54:23): The Wall Builder
Mark Cuckerberg (12:54:25): but he said that since acutaries basically just stare at numbers all day, they gotta get stimulation somehow and probably just watch porn all the time
Mark Cuckerberg (12:54:40): say what you want about trump but he's got the dankest memes
Too Many Cucks (12:54:56): Thats your new nickname
Too Many Cucks (12:55:01): the Wall Builder
Too Many Cucks (12:55:24): you build walls to keep people out of your excel and your heart
Diet Cuck (12:55:59): what about Jim
Too Many Cucks (12:56:03): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QjmHBwY1bAg/hqdefault.jpg
Mark Cuckerberg (12:56:08): he wants it be something number associated
Too Many Cucks (12:56:09): The Cog
Mark Cuckerberg (12:56:12): i was thinking doc brown
Too Many Cucks (12:56:24): I like the Cog
Mark Cuckerberg (12:56:26): for my math skills and love of befriending high school boys
Too Many Cucks (12:56:50): The Muncher, you munch numbers and poon
Zuck Me Harder (12:56:55): hmmm character from a normie TV show?
Mark Cuckerberg (12:57:02): yea
Zuck Me Harder (12:57:07): so not Bradley Michael Fartz?
Mark Cuckerberg (12:57:13): but it can't be like a regular name either
Mark Cuckerberg (12:57:22): Like Brian, Nickname: Oscar
Mark Cuckerberg (12:57:24): doesn't work
Too Many Cucks (12:57:27): What about Asian JIm?
Mark Cuckerberg (12:57:33): lol
Zuck Me Harder (12:57:55): socialist archie bunker
Mark Cuckerberg (12:57:59): ryan the temp
Mark Cuckerberg (12:58:05): since im out this bitch
Mark Cuckerberg (12:58:12): that's how i revela im quitting
Zuck Me Harder (12:58:26): i do get a distinctive ryan vibe
Zuck Me Harder (12:58:33): s1 + 2 ryan of course
Mark Cuckerberg (12:58:34): my pleasure my treasure
Mark Cuckerberg (12:58:49): and a touch of corporate fraud from season 4
Diet Cuck (12:59:02): or ya know, ya could just be jim
Diet Cuck (12:59:13): office cynic
Zuck Me Harder (12:59:15): i'd just go with Jim
Mark Cuckerberg (12:59:16): Brian, Nickname: Jim
Zuck Me Harder (12:59:19): why complicate things
Zuck Me Harder (12:59:33): Why tell your boss about making bub bubs bounce?
Diet Cuck (12:59:42): plus it's a backhanded joke at your boss being michael
Zuck Me Harder (12:59:52): or senor chang
Mark Cuckerberg (13:00:12): http://www.joepetrucelli.com/?page_id=1440
Too Many Cucks (13:00:29): Disco Spider
Mark Cuckerberg (13:01:09): wow someone on my bosses team already has doc brown
Too Many Cucks (13:01:23): Code Name : F.A.G.G.O.T.
Diet Cuck (13:02:00): this is so cringey
Too Many Cucks (13:02:05): Fucks all Guys & Girly Overte Twinks
Mark Cuckerberg (13:02:27): holllly shit
Too Many Cucks (13:02:32): what
Mark Cuckerberg (13:02:35): he gave the asian girl who used to work here the nickname "Ying yang"
Too Many Cucks (13:02:48): Okay
Too Many Cucks (13:02:57): codename: NiggerFaggot
Zuck Me Harder (13:03:24): why is your boss making everyone get nicknames
Mark Cuckerberg (13:03:28): not only that
Mark Cuckerberg (13:03:36): everyone else has an explanation for their nickname except her
Too Many Cucks (13:04:10): Do you work for the Trump Campaign ?
Zuck Me Harder (13:04:36): honestly for all those years spent watching the office
Zuck Me Harder (13:04:39): you now work in The Office
Mark Cuckerberg (13:04:47): we have a similar turnover rate
Mark Cuckerberg (13:04:51): yea it's kind of like a fever dream
Mark Cuckerberg (13:05:08): sometimes i question if this is real or if im just dreaming my own version of the office
Zuck Me Harder (13:05:08): try my googie googie
Too Many Cucks (13:05:10): http://theinstructionlimit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unix-jurassic-park.jpeg
Too Many Cucks (13:05:31): Brian Realizing he knows the world he lives in
Mark Cuckerberg (13:05:43): all those years i've perfected my Jim face
Mark Cuckerberg (13:05:53): but there's no camera to catch it now that I have the chance to use it \ufffd
Zuck Me Harder (13:05:55): Just gotta increase your hair floppiness
Too Many Cucks (13:06:04): http://www.angryasianman.com/images/angry/randallpark_theoffice01.jpg
Mark Cuckerberg (13:07:03): None
Mark Cuckerberg (13:07:07): gokusnakes future
Zuck Me Harder (13:08:44): http://www.theonion.com/article/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-h-26132
Mark Cuckerberg (13:17:00): you ever forget where you are
Mark Cuckerberg (13:17:17): i was about to rip ass really loud cause i felt it building up but then caught myself
Zuck Me Harder (13:18:10): i fart all the time at work
Zuck Me Harder (13:18:19): and browse dank memes
Mark Cuckerberg (13:18:45): well it's one thing to do a silent one
Zuck Me Harder (13:24:40): silent? yea right
Mark Cuckerberg (15:01:03): None
Diet Cuck (15:02:09): r/LateStageCapitalism
Mark Cuckerberg (15:02:49): close, r/fullcommunism, but still no matter what thats kind of ridiculous right? lol
Mark Cuckerberg (15:03:04): "wow, im important enough for someone to want my money" isn't really a high bar to set
Too Many Cucks (15:05:38): http://i.imgur.com/1EFOl7n.png?1
Zuck Me Harder (15:10:18): obviously those pandering ads are targeted towards people who want to feel socially conscious by shopping at J Crew or something lol
Zuck Me Harder (15:10:36): it's not that these corporations have decided they finally want gay money
Diet Cuck (15:14:36): that's it. as manager of this walmart, I'm setting a quota. At least 5% of all cash in the registers must contain detectable amounts of semen and queef dust
Zuck Me Harder (15:16:47): you are a true champion of equality
Too Many Cucks (15:25:56): Do Queef produce duct, that bitch need to get some
Too Many Cucks (16:14:19): https://i.sli.mg/IITHek.png
Too Many Cucks (16:14:29): This is the man we should inspire to be
Mark Cuckerberg (16:17:38): lol
Mark Cuckerberg (16:18:06): so we have one party who's runs by crooks who likes to pretend they're acting on behalf of the working class and another who's embraced a shakespearan sexual term for stealing another mans wife
Mark Cuckerberg (16:18:35): whats worse than picking between a shit sandwich and a giant turd, i feel they don't do it justice at this point
Too Many Cucks (16:19:31): Who the fuck DVRs the news, alot of people apprantly.\xa0Im\xa0pulling ratings for CNN Fox News and CNBC
Too Many Cucks (16:19:36): Live vs c3
Too Many Cucks (16:19:42): so many peopl DVR the news
Mark Cuckerberg (16:20:18): my mom dvr's parts she wants me to see, mostly billiam o'reilly
Mark Cuckerberg (16:20:38): or "The Five"
Diet Cuck (16:36:32): I DVR Rachel Maddow. Not hourly nonsense though
Too Many Cucks (18:20:37): why
Mark Cuckerberg (19:15:54): I was just watching coverage on fox, some young kid was holding up a "socialism sucks" sign behind the anchor
Zuck Me Harder (19:16:34): \U0001f60f
Diet Cuck (19:47:14): Why do I record Maddow, you mean?
Zuck Me Harder (19:56:35): Just why in general
Mark Cuckerberg (20:00:00): Because he needs to ease himself into the cuck news network and it's made easier by watching a woman who looks like a man
Diet Cuck (20:09:35): All of that is true. But she's actually good at dissecting current events and putting them in context. Also good investigative journalism. She was one of the first on the fling Michigan thing.
Diet Cuck (20:09:48): Flint*
Zuck Me Harder (20:20:08): Also she's got that tight little booty
Diet Cuck (20:20:53): She looks loose and flabby
Zuck Me Harder (20:22:49): "Loose is the new tight." - Cucks
Mark Cuckerberg (20:23:36): It's called body acceptance you chauvinistic pigs
Diet Cuck (20:24:58): I accept that she has a flabby ass
Diet Cuck (20:25:05): But I don't like it
Too Many Cucks (20:26:33): I ain't accepting no ones body. They gunna be accepting mine. In dat Pussy
Diet Cuck (20:27:48): Cause of the implication
Mark Cuckerberg (20:28:13): Marc pete you guys watching the convention
Mark Cuckerberg (20:28:36): It has a theme. Each day is a different "make america _____ again". Today is make america safe again.
Too Many Cucks (20:28:54): I'm coming home now
Diet Cuck (20:29:09): So is America
Mark Cuckerberg (20:29:15): Damn you stay late tonight?
Too Many Cucks (20:32:11): It's not too late
Too Many Cucks (20:32:17): We have a lot to do
Too Many Cucks (20:32:27): Plus the hour and a half commute
Too Many Cucks (20:32:53): But I make that Manhattan money. Salary and benies motherfucker
Mark Cuckerberg (20:33:48): Do you get the NY and NJ tax?
Too Many Cucks (20:33:59): Yea
Too Many Cucks (20:34:06): But I get most back
Too Many Cucks (20:35:28): Also a lot of mobility.
Mark Cuckerberg (20:35:57): All bout that upward mobility
Mark Cuckerberg (20:36:18): Till I reach the peak, living on a commune in a rural mountain range
Mark Cuckerberg (20:36:27): Literal peak
Zuck Me Harder (21:07:18): My parents have the RNC thing on but I'm not really watching. Just lots of trump pep talks. I'm honestly so fucking sick of hearing about this election
Mark Cuckerberg (21:10:54): It's terrible imo. My parents are loving it though.
Mark Cuckerberg (21:14:10): Hey pete, this guy just said hillary counts as Obama third term. Looks like you lost that bet.
Mark Cuckerberg (21:14:59): Well possibly. If shillary lost.
Mark Cuckerberg (21:15:12): Then you win.
Zuck Me Harder (21:15:16): Please don't tell my mom. Can't spare the $100
Tuesday, 19 July 2016
Too Many Cucks (08:06:17): My sister took the ancestors DNA test. I'm 13% middle eastern
Too Many Cucks (08:07:16): 30% British. 27 % Italian 13% Scandinavia
Diet Cuck (08:07:29): Yeah well I'm like 2% Neanderthal
Mark Cuckerberg (08:07:38): Guess you'll have to cut off an arm and deport it when trump wins ;)
Diet Cuck (08:07:38): Get on my level
Mark Cuckerberg (08:08:03): What service did you guys use
Too Many Cucks (08:08:21): Ancestry
Diet Cuck (08:08:52): You see that Malania Trump stole some of her speech from Michelle Obama
Mark Cuckerberg (08:09:00): What did they need, saliva?
Too Many Cucks (08:09:08): Yea
Diet Cuck (08:09:30): We used national geographic. I wanna do it again with 23 and me
Mark Cuckerberg (08:09:45): Yea listening to npr now, they mentioned it.
Diet Cuck (08:10:10): Yeah. Zach spit into a tube
Diet Cuck (08:10:47): \ufffd
Mark Cuckerberg (08:11:44): I hope I get neanderthal
Too Many Cucks (08:11:57): Durka Durka Jihad
Too Many Cucks (08:12:30): Oh fuck. I'm probably on a watch list now
Zuck Me Harder (09:07:40): I want to do the test too, gotta make sure my bloodline is pure and tfw when you don't have a sister to make an incest baby with \U0001f62d
Mark Cuckerberg (09:11:11): It's ok marc, NSA is the big brother I always wanted
Diet Cuck (09:11:41): And the absent father I deserve
Too Many Cucks (09:23:20): https://i.redd.it/oragfwo7c6ax.gif
Too Many Cucks (09:23:38): This Goalie is a great doctor
Too Many Cucks (09:24:32): https://i.redd.it/9m6hq9er62ax.jpg
Too Many Cucks (09:24:38): Also this
Mark Cuckerberg (09:26:44): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8
Mark Cuckerberg (09:26:55): A fantastic bollywood fight scene, need i say more
Too Many Cucks (09:27:36): This, this is just gay porn
Diet Cuck (09:28:27): You need to be culturally sensitive Marc
Too Many Cucks (09:31:34): HEy
Too Many Cucks (09:31:47): Im the one who is 13% sand person
Too Many Cucks (09:32:34): http://techiedoodlers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Tusken_SWGTCG.jpg
Diet Cuck (09:36:40): I dunno why you're surprised. Italy is separated from North Africa and the middle East by one puny little Mediterranean Sea
Diet Cuck (09:36:52): And people gonna fuck
Too Many Cucks (09:37:36): people alwaus gunna\xa0fuck
Too Many Cucks (09:37:52): how long from when we find alien life until we fuck it
Diet Cuck (09:38:14): I mean, humans created dogs
Diet Cuck (09:38:18): Then we fucked them
Diet Cuck (10:05:06): I think the DOJ Twitter got hacked
Mark Cuckerberg (10:48:14): http://heatst.com/uk/british-police-hitting-on-women-is-now-a-hate-crime/
Diet Cuck (10:49:38): None
Mark Cuckerberg (13:13:43): i like that my boss shows every client that comes in his movie
Diet Cuck (13:32:23): even with the laughable sex scene?
Mark Cuckerberg (13:40:08): especially
Mark Cuckerberg (13:40:41): god damn do I fucking hate edison cops lol
Mark Cuckerberg (13:40:54): never met people so greedy
Diet Cuck (13:51:01): they want bigger bonuses?
Mark Cuckerberg (14:19:16): my boss proposed a new salary structure that basically raised their max wage by 10k, but they'd have to work a few more years for it. guy was like nah we haven't gotten a raise the past 3 years, just step us, i don't want guys to not retire at the top step
Mark Cuckerberg (14:19:43): when not a day ago he was probably just thinking he'd get a few % on top of the 132 salary, now that there's a 10k jump he wants it immediately
Diet Cuck (14:22:57): what the fuck do edison cops even do
Diet Cuck (14:23:05): what crime is there in these parts?
Diet Cuck (14:23:27): maybe domestic violence and the occasional meth lab blowing up, but really
Diet Cuck (14:29:33): http://www.usa.com/edison-nj-crime-and-crime-rate.htm
Mark Cuckerberg (14:29:35): remember that dude who threw a molotov cocktail into his bosses office
Mark Cuckerberg (14:29:41): think back in 2013
Diet Cuck (14:29:49): 67% less crime here than the nat'l avg
Diet Cuck (14:30:05): no but go on
Mark Cuckerberg (14:30:18): ah well he got suspended but is still getting a 120k salary lol
Diet Cuck (14:33:54): justice was served, brian.
Too Many Cucks (15:38:47): Is Samantha Bee Hot?
Too Many Cucks (15:38:52): my penis is confused
Diet Cuck (15:42:55): i dont find her particularly attractive. she aint fugly. but she definitely aint hot
Diet Cuck (15:44:07): did you cum a little in your pants at work?
Too Many Cucks (15:45:46): rephrase
Too Many Cucks (15:45:54): she bangable, like you would bang
Too Many Cucks (15:46:26): and i cum in my pants everday to serve the captlistic system
Diet Cuck (15:55:57): jason jones bangs it so there must be something there.
Too Many Cucks (16:02:27): he would
Too Many Cucks (16:03:12): Jason Jones looks like the guy who would get a hotel room and pretend to pick up his wife at teh hotel bar to keep the romance alive
Too Many Cucks (16:03:31): Yes that is a specific look
Mark Cuckerberg (16:07:39): oh never realized they were married till right now
Diet Cuck (16:16:19): and they're Canadian
Diet Cuck (16:16:21): yuck
Too Many Cucks (16:22:49): Also im seeing sucide squad early with work
Diet Cuck (16:23:32): i'm hoping it's as good as the hype
Diet Cuck (16:23:43): i'm excited for it
Diet Cuck (16:23:53): you hear anything from early viewers?
Too Many Cucks (16:26:13): ?
Diet Cuck (16:28:29): anyone else in your company see advanced screening that you've talked to?
Too Many Cucks (18:23:47): yea
Too Many Cucks (18:24:10): they went to Batman v Superman early
Mark Cuckerberg (19:41:57): None
Diet Cuck (19:43:56): Tay Tay a vaggy virgin.
Diet Cuck (19:44:20): She a straight butt girl till there's a ring on tha finger
Mark Cuckerberg (19:45:39): I just think it's hilarious 1) a grown man made a ham clit 2) made one of his daughters 3) somehow made this about religion
Mark Cuckerberg (19:59:56): Omarosa, from the first Apprentice, is Trumps head of African American outreach lol
Too Many Cucks (20:07:49): I don't get it
Zuck Me Harder (23:14:38): Ya cuck
Wednesday, 20 July 2016
Too Many Cucks (09:41:45): I don't think those should be lumped together LinkedIn
Mark Cuckerberg (09:47:28): Omarosa was a black woman contestant on the very first apprentice who had a reputation for being a bitch and arguing with everyone. It's just funny cause it seems like Donald doesn't have a deep bench of black people to choose from, first apprentice is over a decade old now
Mark Cuckerberg (09:48:08): Yea airbnb is destroying hotels #conciergelivesmatter
Diet Cuck (09:49:55): #AmericanFavelas
Too Many Cucks (10:14:34): Uber Lyft and what ever else will crash when the drivers realize they are getting shit
Too Many Cucks (10:14:47): Air BNB will get shit on by renter laws
Mark Cuckerberg (10:15:11): Uber plans to use auto driving cars once they're out. Then it's good by taxis.
Mark Cuckerberg (10:15:16): Goodbye*
Mark Cuckerberg (10:15:42): Yea I think it was NY that said fuck airbnb
Too Many Cucks (10:15:57): You think Uber will have enough capital to do that by then?
Diet Cuck (10:16:06): Uber has a bunch of Teslas driving around Pittsburgh
Too Many Cucks (10:16:22): a bunch is like what 5 -6
Too Many Cucks (10:16:28): not enough to meet the demand
Mark Cuckerberg (10:16:33): They have a shit ton now they grew so quickly and their model is so profitable I don't doubt it. Even if they can't replace everyone at first it will happen eventually
Too Many Cucks (10:17:06): I just dont like the ideas of Air BNB and Uber
Mark Cuckerberg (10:17:11): Ubers really a shit company imo. Not that different from vector knives
Mark Cuckerberg (10:17:13): I don't either
Too Many Cucks (10:17:33): we are all retarded and we are on the upper side of intellegnce all having degrees
Too Many Cucks (10:17:55): and i barely trust us to drive or stay in each other houses
Mark Cuckerberg (10:18:28): Tech-cucks think their "disruptive" companies and ideas are saving the economy when really it's creating a "gig" economy that will make it harder to keep steady employment in the disrupted fields.
Diet Cuck (10:19:08): Shut up Brian. You'll ruin the plan
Mark Cuckerberg (10:19:42): You won't be a taxi driver with a salary, you'll be an uber driver who will only get paid for every person you pick up. You won't work at a hotel everyday regardless of occupancy, you'll run a airbnb where your salary directly depends on occupancy.
Mark Cuckerberg (10:19:56): Cuckerberg cucked us all
Diet Cuck (10:20:03): We must let the cuckies proceed. We well never get our free money from the government without them.
Too Many Cucks (10:34:09): I mean thats just the unskilled cucks
Too Many Cucks (10:34:18): fortune never favors the poor
Too Many Cucks (10:35:08): and MERICA NEVER FAVORS COMMIES PINKO BASTARDS LIKE YOU TOO
Too Many Cucks (10:35:13): http://entertainment.ie/images_content/rect/abe%20on%20a%20bear.jpg
Too Many Cucks (10:35:34): da fuq does Pinko mean
Too Many Cucks (10:35:44): i just know people say it
Diet Cuck (10:36:05): Commie lite?
Too Many Cucks (10:36:12): its one of those phrases im worried to googel at work
Too Many Cucks (10:38:09): The Government belongs to the people, not the other way around
Too Many Cucks (10:38:34): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
Too Many Cucks (10:38:47): this keeps poping up in my youtube ads
Too Many Cucks (10:39:05): this guys is going overboard
Diet Cuck (10:39:38): Government doesn't belong to anyone but the 1%
Too Many Cucks (10:40:19): okay yea we arent getting into this, i have work to do, so fart jokes
Too Many Cucks (10:40:39): you ever have a girl queef when you are banginh her?
Diet Cuck (10:41:54): Not so much a queef. Just my ding dong pushing all the air out
Too Many Cucks (10:42:10): how do queefs happen
Too Many Cucks (10:42:17): like we dont fart out or dicks
Diet Cuck (10:43:19): Think of the vag as a balloon. With muscles. When they contact, air goes out the balloon knot
Too Many Cucks (10:44:28): how did the air get in
Too Many Cucks (10:45:27): now i want Arbys
Too Many Cucks (10:46:19): http://www.mightysweet.com/mesohungry/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/02-This-Way-This-Little-Piggy-Had-Roast-Beef.jpg
Zuck Me Harder (11:08:41): I'd like to interrupt this politically charged queefing discussion to let you guys know I just took a poop so spicy that my eyes teared up
Diet Cuck (11:26:56): You eating that fine Mexican cuisine?
Too Many Cucks (11:27:03): http://reactionimage.org/img/gallery/7154536228.jpg
Too Many Cucks (11:30:20): you guys ever play the google trends game?
Zuck Me Harder (11:43:00): What's that
Mark Cuckerberg (11:58:25): I only play games in the bedroom and the boardroom
Too Many Cucks (11:59:14): its when you take one work and each team has to added another word onto it and they compare it on google trends to see
Mark Cuckerberg (11:59:50): This sounds like a game marketing people play
Too Many Cucks (12:00:05): yea
Diet Cuck (12:03:30): i just watched that trailer. Jesus christ.
Zuck Me Harder (12:07:51): Hilary gon getcha
Zuck Me Harder (12:08:17): They really care about the email server, although I bet half of the people who will watch that movie will go "what's email?"
Mark Cuckerberg (12:32:49): Wait what trailer?
Too Many Cucks (12:33:32): scroll up
Mark Cuckerberg (12:33:54): Also I recently learned George w bush had his own private white house server attached to gwb43.com, of which he deleted 22 million emails off of. How come no one fucking knows how to use email. We need to include that as a test to be eligible to run
Too Many Cucks (12:34:10): I mean
Too Many Cucks (12:34:23): we cant really expect GW to know how to do much
Mark Cuckerberg (12:35:17): Except run the country apparently lol. We're such a dumb nation.
Too Many Cucks (12:36:01): listen, we are america
Too Many Cucks (12:36:07): take that as you will
Mark Cuckerberg (12:44:17): True. I'm not in traffic. I am traffic.
Mark Cuckerberg (12:48:43): Trailer looks terrible and I want to see it
Diet Cuck (12:50:01): i think we watched this clown's last movie.
Diet Cuck (12:50:13): or at least we started to. it was so bad we had to turn it off
Diet Cuck (12:50:30): Steve has a dvd i think
Too Many Cucks (13:05:40): what are steves politocal views, well besides for hire
Diet Cuck (13:06:40): he's a lot like you
Diet Cuck (13:07:02): economically and socially
Too Many Cucks (13:22:46): Well at least the Karabinchaks got one right with teaching them politics, unless Lori is a closet conservative
Diet Cuck (13:23:27): i dont think she's closeted about it
Too Many Cucks (13:24:20): I dont talk politcs\xa0outside this circle so I wouldnt\xa0know
Too Many Cucks (13:24:38): I can call my coworkers Cucks and Commies you know what im saying
Mark Cuckerberg (13:25:31): Loris political standing is just uninformed leaning towards conservative
Mark Cuckerberg (13:25:39): Steve is a odd one
Mark Cuckerberg (13:25:53): Libertarian almost but with a touch of fascism
Too Many Cucks (13:29:26): https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/VrJlcNmgj.QeH0fFN0GhCg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAwO2lsPXBsYW5l/http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm7q22PYpu1qey5y8.jpg
Diet Cuck (13:30:14): Yeah, you can do that in any non-muslim country Ron
Diet Cuck (13:30:24): cause of the whole no alcohol thing, ya know
Diet Cuck (13:30:44): but maybe not india, cause of the not eating cow thing
Mark Cuckerberg (13:31:25): No America's one of the only places it's socially acceptable to do it cause how fat we is
Too Many Cucks (13:31:27): http://giphy.com/gifs/XsluJXldzBpmw
Mark Cuckerberg (13:32:49): Remember when the youtube video of Ron Swanson drinking whiskey silently for 45 minutes came out and reddit loved it. Think that may have been the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Diet Cuck (13:35:13): https://www.viceland.com/en_us/video/ancient-aliens-with-action-bronson-trailer/57851ed1ce3b01fc6f058ec7?=1
Diet Cuck (13:36:37): this is literally a show of a famous hip hop rapper/chef sitting around with other celebrities, ripping bongs, and watching ancient aliens
Diet Cuck (13:36:42): what an age we live in
Too Many Cucks (13:42:33): http://giphy.com/gifs/fx-charlie-day-its-always-sunny-3oEjHB9hSPEYMuMNfW
Too Many Cucks (14:41:08): 2D marriage now legal in Japan
Too Many Cucks (14:45:00): time to marry the waifu
Diet Cuck (15:09:28): can I marry my own marriage certificate?
Diet Cuck (15:10:06): I wanna be a polygamist, on paper only
Too Many Cucks (15:10:13): https://media4.giphy.com/media/jzDk3BybZHNBK/200_s.gif
Too Many Cucks (15:19:47): Okay Here me out
Too Many Cucks (15:19:49): hear
Too Many Cucks (15:20:19): Wolf Bliterzer should get gay married to the law and order producer Dick Wolf
Too Many Cucks (15:20:27): So he woul be Wolf Wolf
Mark Cuckerberg (15:22:29): Dick Blitzer sounds cool too lol
Diet Cuck (15:34:52): man, now I need to look up what Wolf blitzer named his kids
Diet Cuck (15:36:58): damn, just one jappy daughter
Diet Cuck (15:37:14): shame he never adopted a Richard
Mark Cuckerberg (18:17:17): https://i.imgur.com/luMDIEe.gif
Diet Cuck (19:19:12): None
GroupMe (20:38:52): Zuck Me Harder changed name to Cuck A Doodle Doo
Thursday, 21 July 2016
Too Many Cucks (06:12:41): Anyone else think Mike Pence is a gay away from looking like a Nazi Commander
Too Many Cucks (09:08:27): https://i.imgur.com/LEGv13E.png
Too Many Cucks (09:11:18): ted cruz was supposed to endorse trump,
Too Many Cucks (09:11:33): and went nah fuck that shit
Mark Cuckerberg (09:12:15): thats what happens when you call a mans wife a hag and imply his dad had a hand in assassinating jfk lol
Too Many Cucks (09:15:13): http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/blogs/cruz_poster090915.png
Too Many Cucks (09:15:23): Teddy West Side dont fuck around
Too Many Cucks (09:26:51): I also want to reiterate, i would do terrible terrible things to Megyn Kelly, sexually, I know i have to clarify that for Josh since he wants to do that physically and sexually
Too Many Cucks (09:27:25): also Erin Burnett
Too Many Cucks (09:27:31): anyone Hot on MSNBC?
Too Many Cucks (09:27:40): See it i can hit the trifecta
Too Many Cucks (09:28:49): Sorry im dealing with alot\xa0of shit for the RNC and i keep having to look up news shit
Too Many Cucks (09:28:54): so it all pops up
Mark Cuckerberg (09:30:20): nah its cool i've been loosely following the RNC
Mark Cuckerberg (09:30:29): mostly watching when my parents are watching it on Fox News
Too Many Cucks (09:31:10): You cant really get an unbiased view on any media outlet now a days on Conventions, you just get echo chambers
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:46:25): I watched some of the RNC on fox news with my parents and it was bizarre
Too Many Cucks (09:46:49): Fox has its head so far up its own ass its its head again
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:46:50): It's like 95\u2105 fear mongering speeches
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:47:08): And fox sucks the GOPs dick so hard it's comical
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:47:34): Like they were praising Trump's wife's intelligence and poise as a potential first lady after her speech
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:47:58): Are we all going to sit here and act like trumps marriage is actually valid
Too Many Cucks (09:49:18): He is the best at marriage
Too Many Cucks (09:49:28): thats why he has done it like what 4 times
Too Many Cucks (09:49:46): you dont stop when you are on top
Diet Cuck (09:51:31): Only unbiased coverage is the raw feed on C-SPAN
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:55:51): I don't care about a little bias
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:55:58): but Fox News wasn't bias, it was just the cheering section
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:56:35): and like 95% of the speeches were fear based
Diet Cuck (09:56:47): And against Clinton
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:56:55): immigrants gonna get us, isis gonna get us, "socialism" (aka affordable healthcare) gonna get us
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:57:01): clinton = socialism
Too Many Cucks (09:57:27): clinto was mentioned 79 times while trump was mentions 61
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:57:34): then chris christie gave a speech that sounded ripped straight out of game of thrones
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:57:42): where they condemned clinton to die for her sins
Mark Cuckerberg (09:57:59): Clinton appears, "I choose trial by combat"
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:00:04): who would her champion be
Mark Cuckerberg (10:00:26): I was just pondering that. I think Trump would choose Christie. \xa0Either christie wins and he's a genius or Christie dies and everyone wins
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:00:47): what about a reanimanted ted kennedy
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:00:53): he's not afraid to kill again
Mark Cuckerberg (10:03:29): whos the biggest baddest motherfucking liberal around
Mark Cuckerberg (10:11:37): cory booker looks like he could be a decent fighter
Diet Cuck (10:11:59): He's soft
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:14:19): yea i'm with josh
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:14:43): the only thing he can fight are allegations of him being a homosexual
Diet Cuck (10:34:46): None
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:35:49): reminds me of tim and eric lol
Diet Cuck (10:36:58): Tim is at the convention
Mark Cuckerberg (10:54:38): my boss is burning me a blue ray of his final movie
Mark Cuckerberg (10:55:05): so we can have a viewingt
Mark Cuckerberg (10:55:24): there are changes since the last version
Mark Cuckerberg (11:06:52): a narrated opening, fixed sound levels, a whole new experience
Diet Cuck (11:07:27): Who narrates?
Mark Cuckerberg (11:07:53): nicky cimino, writer, actor, director extraordinaire
Mark Cuckerberg (11:14:46): Pokemon Go in a nutshell -
Mark Cuckerberg (11:14:51): None
Too Many Cucks (11:31:15): TOO BAD YOU SUCK AT BOTH
Mark Cuckerberg (11:35:04): i'd like you to know i got my first beedrill
Mark Cuckerberg (11:35:12): and my best pokemon is a raticate with a 160 CP
Mark Cuckerberg (11:35:23): so yea i probably suck lol
Diet Cuck (11:35:57): I'd like you to know that I haven't even considered downloading that filthy Japanese propaganda.
Too Many Cucks (11:39:56): wow you do suck
Too Many Cucks (11:40:10): i got a golbat at663
Too Many Cucks (11:40:18): pidgeto 662
Mark Cuckerberg (11:46:03): let me ask you
Mark Cuckerberg (11:46:09): do you drive around and catch them
Mark Cuckerberg (11:46:27): gokusnake was complaining how people are complaining that this game makes them actually have to get up and move
Mark Cuckerberg (11:46:42): he did this while he was driving around and catching them lol
Diet Cuck (11:47:40): see the video of the asshole driving and playing, then crashing into a parked cop car
Diet Cuck (11:47:48): cops caught it on their bodycams
Too Many Cucks (11:47:48): You did it Internet. You made me laugh while pooping
Too Many Cucks (11:48:15): This guys name
Diet Cuck (11:48:40): wait, you can orgies now in Tinder?
Diet Cuck (11:48:46): when did this happen?
Too Many Cucks (11:59:57): like yesterday
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:00:39): i wish they made tinder for people that wanted to have unprotected sex
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:00:46): i hate how these girls expect that im going to use a condom
Diet Cuck (12:01:07): how big can these groups get?
Too Many Cucks (12:01:19): no idea
Mark Cuckerberg (12:03:01): why would I use a C
Too Many Cucks (12:07:51): When all she wants is the D
Too Many Cucks (12:28:50): http://imgur.com/vn0CmOG
Too Many Cucks (12:29:07): Jesus and Pokemon Go, Josh, I have found your true enemy
Too Many Cucks (12:42:55): http://pixelbedlam.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Twitch-Plays-Pokemon-Bird-Jesus-Fan-Art-e1394698774525.jpg
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:19:09): Pokemon Go is life
Diet Cuck (13:24:36): The Father., The Son, and the Holy shitballs Ash, a wild Charizard. Go git 'em
Diet Cuck (13:25:25): I think now is my opportune time to sell my complete originals 151 Pokemon card collection
Diet Cuck (13:25:37): i have waited almost 20 years, and now my time has come
Mark Cuckerberg (13:43:47): I was rewatching the first few episodes of pokemon earlier this week with haley
Mark Cuckerberg (13:43:53): ash is a r-tard and a slave owner
Mark Cuckerberg (13:44:07): before he tries catching his first pidgey, he says "enjoy your last moments of freedom!"
Too Many Cucks (13:56:43): http://www.dorkly.com/post/79724/mcdonalds-let-the-internet-create-their-own-burgers-and-guess-what-happened
Mark Cuckerberg (14:08:57): my favorite one
Mark Cuckerberg (14:09:01): None
Too Many Cucks (16:01:08): http://i.imgur.com/M1nH31P.jpg
Too Many Cucks (16:27:04): We found Josh's true enemy. Now we found mine
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:32:19): ok now find mine
Too Many Cucks (16:34:02): http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/kingofthehill/images/b/be/92857.png/revision/latest?cb=20130808022752
Diet Cuck (16:38:00): hey, i wouldnt go near that shitposting meme trash either
Too Many Cucks (16:44:53): oh i wanna match
Too Many Cucks (16:45:09): and ask her if she wants to make America great again
Too Many Cucks (16:58:30): Whats Everyones Blood Types, i need to know it for a thing, but good news is ill come into some money
Diet Cuck (16:59:34): I have no idea what mine is
Too Many Cucks (16:59:49): You should really know
Mark Cuckerberg (17:03:53): im AB+
Mark Cuckerberg (17:03:56): the universal reciever
Mark Cuckerberg (17:04:04): suck it nerds
Mark Cuckerberg (17:04:15): i can use yours but you probably can't use mine
Too Many Cucks (17:05:11): I can use it to bathe in
Mark Cuckerberg (17:07:00): hope you like the hepatitis \ufffd
Too Many Cucks (17:07:23): I LURV IT
Mark Cuckerberg (17:35:24): None
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:51:18): Is Obama really unpopular though
Diet Cuck (18:51:45): Not at all. He's one of few two term presidents to go out with positive approval ratings
Mark Cuckerberg (18:54:23): Positive being above 50% right lol
Diet Cuck (19:01:34): Yeah
Too Many Cucks (19:09:38): I liked Bama.
Too Many Cucks (19:09:52): He was liberal but had the best intentions.
Diet Cuck (19:10:38): I don't regret having voted for him twice
Diet Cuck (19:10:56): But I don't approve of a lot that he's done
Too Many Cucks (19:11:07): Oh I registered to vote. So I'm in this November.
Mark Cuckerberg (19:11:36): I liked he tried healthcare but he increased drone strikes, tried whistle blowers, and didn't stop the Dea from raiding dispensaries in cali despite them being legal under state law. But I guess at least he wasn't Romney.
Too Many Cucks (19:12:18): Romney was just vanilla pudding. Yea pudding is good. But it's not something you take when you can get something better
Too Many Cucks (19:13:17): Fo real though. This election is a shit show. We got a tv star and not the cool Reagan kind. And a sociopath.
Mark Cuckerberg (19:14:03): Fascist-lite v criminal-heavy
Too Many Cucks (19:14:13): I like that trump isn't afraid to soak his mind. Why comes out is usually retarded. But hey. He has the right to say it. I like Hiliarys pants suits.
Mark Cuckerberg (19:14:50): I have to say I did enjoy watching trump bully some of the status quo politicians
Too Many Cucks (19:15:11): You gotta shake things up so they don't fell comfortable
Too Many Cucks (19:15:22): It's there jobs to serve the people. Not the other way around
Mark Cuckerberg (19:15:24): I feel like Jeb cries every night now
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:15:39): Trump's presidency and Hilary's will be exactly the same
Mark Cuckerberg (19:15:45): Well they don't serve the people they serve themselves and the rich.
Diet Cuck (19:15:59): I disagree.
Diet Cuck (19:16:15): Presidents true power nowadays is in foreign policy
Diet Cuck (19:16:27): They are very very different people
Mark Cuckerberg (19:16:56): On foreign policy trump can do damage. Hillary will have an easier time passing legislation since she's more status quo, where trump has people in his own party who don't support him + the entire dem party probably refusing to support him at all
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:16:57): We will still just fight nonstop proxy wars and trade with other countries
Mark Cuckerberg (19:17:33): We just need to dig a new American underneath this one, have half our population go live there and trade exclusively with it.
Mark Cuckerberg (19:17:42): Anyone who's unemployed can become a digger
Mark Cuckerberg (19:18:23): Once the digging done anyone unemployed again can get on the treadmill that generates electricity.
Too Many Cucks (19:18:35): Why the Fuck the is Jarron Collims speaking at the DNC.
Mark Cuckerberg (19:18:43): Who dat ninja
Too Many Cucks (19:18:48): OH MY GOD
Too Many Cucks (19:18:59): This confrims a trump victory.
Too Many Cucks (19:19:16): Collins always loves to Cleveland
Too Many Cucks (19:19:34): Sorry Pete will be the only one to get that
Mark Cuckerberg (19:19:37): Trump had 2 underwear models speak at the rnc
Too Many Cucks (19:19:40): It's s basketball thing
Too Many Cucks (19:20:09): Collins is the head coach of the GSW
Too Many Cucks (19:20:18): The lost to the Cavs this year in the finals
Too Many Cucks (19:20:31): Hard fought 7 games
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:20:31): LeBron for president
Mark Cuckerberg (19:20:50): Kanye 2020
Too Many Cucks (19:21:02): He has a new show on CNBC called Cleveland Hustle coming out
Too Many Cucks (19:21:12): I'm voting for Kayne
Diet Cuck (19:22:03): What seriously concerns me is that Obama continued the Bush policy of "preparing the battlefield" meaning that they bomb/drone in sovereign nations to preempt new ground wars. No renewal of an Authorization for Use of Military Force. All due to Rumsfeld and Cheney believing that the Executive Office needed to operate with more power. Now imagine Trump with this power
Mark Cuckerberg (19:22:12): Kim Kardashian for thickest first lady ever, and first to have a sex tape
Mark Cuckerberg (19:22:48): The 1% doctrine
Too Many Cucks (19:23:11): You guys really are socialist
Too Many Cucks (19:23:31): Sorry I meant to type Faggots.
Too Many Cucks (19:23:41): Phone does that sometimes
Mark Cuckerberg (19:23:53): If there's a 1% chance that Pakistani scientists are helping al-Qaeda build or develop a nuclear weapon, we have to treat it as a certainty in terms of our response. It's not about our analysis ... It's about our response.
Mark Cuckerberg (19:23:58): Dick cheney
Too Many Cucks (19:23:59): Damn you Steve Jobs ghost
Diet Cuck (19:24:02): That's not a matter of socialism. That's a matter of executive officer oversight
Too Many Cucks (19:24:37): I was talking about the 1% shit
Diet Cuck (19:24:57): O. Yeah. Fuck the commies
Mark Cuckerberg (19:25:00): The 1% doctrine pretty much became how the white house treated threats
Mark Cuckerberg (19:25:10): Has nothing to do with the rich 1%
Mark Cuckerberg (19:25:21): Funny they both share 1% though
Mark Cuckerberg (19:25:44): 1 is the lonliest number cause its associated with bad shit all the time
Diet Cuck (19:26:50): Remember when Obama asked for a new AUMF for Isis in Syria. And then Republicans didn't give him one but wanted him to attack anyway. Yeah. Not a great precedent.
Diet Cuck (19:27:21): Let the president just attack places around the world. Without check
Diet Cuck (19:28:06): And just today Trump is saying that he's not gonna live up to our responsibilities to NATO
Diet Cuck (19:28:32): Pretty much the only thing preventing the Baltic states from falling to Putin
Mark Cuckerberg (19:30:31): It's the reckless abandon we do with these strikes too. 90% of the people killed by our drone strikes are civilians. We bombed a hospital before. Shit is fucked up.
Mark Cuckerberg (19:32:06): And then the white house comes out with bs numbers about the amount of civilians they've killed to make themselves not look so terrible
Diet Cuck (19:33:08): Yeah but that's a good thing Brian. Cause in 10 years time when the kids who suffered the bombings grow up, we'll have a fresh batch of enemies. It's good for industry.
Diet Cuck (19:33:29): And Americans deserve good jobs
Mark Cuckerberg (19:41:41): Now we sound like super left nut jobs and it's talking to regular people I'd never get to this point. I only recently started telling my mom some of my real beliefs and it was met with lots of eye rolling and mocking lol
Diet Cuck (19:48:00): The government should ensure that everyone has healthcare.
Diet Cuck (19:48:01): \U0001f62e
Diet Cuck (19:48:30): We shouldn't kill innocent civilians.
Diet Cuck (19:48:31): \U0001f62c
Mark Cuckerberg (19:49:33): Well the thing I told my mom that made her roll her eyes was that basically a few rich people run the media and government.
Mark Cuckerberg (19:49:53): And I think to a lot of people that sounds like conspiracy theory territory.
Diet Cuck (19:55:53): Who wants to take a bet. I'm putting $100 on Lt Governor of California Gavin Newsom to be on the presidential ticket in 2024
Friday, 22 July 2016
Mark Cuckerberg (08:15:34): You guys watch the rnc last night?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:33:57): Nah
Mark Cuckerberg (08:36:15): Trump talked for an hour
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:17:12): I don't know if I can take an hour of nonstop Trump
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:17:25): also Josh, Bojack Season 3 came out today
Diet Cuck (09:17:34): O nice
Too Many Cucks (09:17:43): According to a lot of sources. Even CNN the speech was great
Diet Cuck (09:17:49): And Pete, there was only about 20 minutes of speaking
Diet Cuck (09:18:07): 40 min of pauses and applauding
Too Many Cucks (09:18:26): Just like my sexy time
Diet Cuck (09:18:52): His speech want great
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:18:59): please clap
Diet Cuck (09:19:03): It was nationalistic
Diet Cuck (09:19:38): None
Too Many Cucks (09:20:01): I'm getting my wisdom teeth out at 2
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:20:07): get high af
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:20:12): on painkillers
Diet Cuck (09:20:28): Now you're a real man
Mark Cuckerberg (09:22:05): If they give you a choice between vicodin and percocet get percocet. Vicodin gives some people nightmares.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:22:29): percocet gives people gay dreams though
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:22:34): and god help you if you mix them
Mark Cuckerberg (09:22:54): My gay dreams have to turned to homosexual nightmares
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:23:26): my doctor gave me these painkillers once and i had to stop taking them because i was having gay dreams every night. I think the painkiller was called "placebo" or something
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:33:33): mike pence's daughter is an actual vampire - no reflection http://i.imgur.com/KjIRE5M.jpg
Diet Cuck (09:40:50): That's frightening
Mark Cuckerberg (14:11:32): None
Diet Cuck (14:36:55): https://youtu.be/vL8Dz4mGv1g
Too Many Cucks (14:37:23): Wisdom teeth are out
Diet Cuck (14:39:10): Let me know when you start tripping balls
Diet Cuck (14:39:15): Opiates are great
Diet Cuck (14:39:25): Feel like you're floating on a cloud
Too Many Cucks (14:39:34): I'm not even in pain or loopy
Too Many Cucks (14:39:40): I might be a god
Diet Cuck (14:39:59): Or you had tiny pussy wisdom teeth
Diet Cuck (14:40:48): I decided to keep mine. No point in throwing away good wisdom at such a young age.
Diet Cuck (20:19:34): https://youtu.be/d-xREfdihtY
Diet Cuck (20:19:48): Rick and Morty forever. 100 years.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (20:30:02): 100 years Rick and Morty
Diet Cuck (20:59:24): You guys putting stuff in your butts tonight?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (21:09:20): How'd you guess?
Diet Cuck (21:09:43): All the tell tale signs were there
Mark Cuckerberg (21:17:30): Yup date night carnival night sorry bruhs
Diet Cuck (21:18:33): Cotton candy and preteens.
Diet Cuck (21:19:31): I wanna order some t-shirts:\n\nMAKE WHITE\nTRASH AGAIN
Diet Cuck (21:35:01): Or a hat
Diet Cuck (21:36:24): None
Diet Cuck (21:36:48): https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/10/06/hey-lets-all-make-our-own-donald-trump-hats/
Too Many Cucks (22:13:29): Tell me princess, when did you\nLast let you heart decided ?
Diet Cuck (22:14:34): Nigga, you high
Too Many Cucks (22:14:56): On a magic carpet
Diet Cuck (22:15:19): Have fun not pooping for a week
Cuck A Doodle Doo (22:15:33): \ufffd
Too Many Cucks (22:16:02): I'm have been eat dairy since I know opioids clog me up
Diet Cuck (22:16:52): I ate taco Bell with sour cream after a week without pooping. After my acl surgery
Diet Cuck (22:17:08): Good call
Too Many Cucks (22:17:20): I have a milkshake
Mark Cuckerberg (22:19:54): You gay nerds and your dairy
Mark Cuckerberg (22:20:23): Just milk bang already you know you want to
Cuck A Doodle Doo (22:48:16): Bojack season 3 is great so far
Diet Cuck (22:48:48): More depressing than the election?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (22:48:59): About on par
Too Many Cucks (23:17:46): She gunna give me a sidequest
Diet Cuck (23:19:17): Ask if she'll let you get freaky. Just put the tip in her big ole ear hole.
Saturday, 23 July 2016
Diet Cuck (13:37:30): https://youtu.be/hC-W2Mbu0OQ
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:49:56): Lol I saw that
Mark Cuckerberg (15:28:25): I just watch the Eric Andre at the rnc video that shit was great
Mark Cuckerberg (15:28:48): Also Mr robot Is the best shit on tv
Too Many Cucks (15:37:37): It might be the drugs. But the Eric Andre thing wasn't funny.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:23:30): Yea it's the drugs
Too Many Cucks (16:24:26): Ehh I never found Party Boy on Jack ass to be funny either
Too Many Cucks (16:24:46): I don't care for the just dance around like idiots genre and f comedy
Too Many Cucks (16:24:58): Give me a celery man
Sunday, 24 July 2016
Too Many Cucks (13:28:41): I just watched an interview of Eric Andre trying to troll The RNC. I have seen him troll a lot of people. I honestly think he was scarred for his safety and couldn't give it his all cause it sucked.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (18:59:04): Josh you'll like season 3 of bojack, there's an episode that is nonstop abortion jokes
Cuck A Doodle Doo (18:59:24): Including a pop song called Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus
Diet Cuck (20:00:27): Almost forgot. I came up with a great web series. Pok\xe9mon pi\xf1atas filled with random shit. Raw meat, candy. Bones. Each week, a new Pok\xe9mon. Fill Pikachu with trash. Let the raccoons come and devour Pikachu. Next week, fill charizard with acorns. Let the squirrels tear apart his flesh
Diet Cuck (20:00:52): Just leave a camera nearby
Too Many Cucks (20:25:39): None
Diet Cuck (20:26:01): You'd watch it
Mark Cuckerberg (20:33:05): To be fair we watch a lot of retarded shit
Mark Cuckerberg (20:33:35): I've now learned for example haley thinks the tim and Eric billion dollar movie is possibly the worst thing she's ever seen
Cuck A Doodle Doo (20:33:56): Is that honestly surprising to you
Mark Cuckerberg (20:34:44): No. I could feel her respect for me disappearing as we watched 6 little boys shitting enough to fill a bathtub.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (20:35:04): My boys eat only the softest meats
Mark Cuckerberg (20:35:58): I say that and shrim to her
Mark Cuckerberg (20:36:02): She hates it
Monday, 25 July 2016
Mark Cuckerberg (18:38:49): None
Mark Cuckerberg (18:39:14): My brother has 2 "automated browsers" (what it says in the web page title) running, both watching the same tv show that looks like news show run by a kjd
Mark Cuckerberg (18:39:16): kid
Diet Cuck (18:39:50): Is this for the Nielson thing?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:39:40): I honestly can never even take a guess at what Steve is up to
Mark Cuckerberg (19:40:01): No its not for Nielson
Mark Cuckerberg (19:40:31): I talk to steve almost everyday and I have little clue what he's up to
Tuesday, 26 July 2016
Diet Cuck (00:56:08): https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/reddit-ask-me-anything-with-donald-j.-trump
Cuck A Doodle Doo (01:04:07): I gotta be honest, this subreddit is making some good points about the DNC and Hilary
Diet Cuck (01:04:36): Fuck the shill
Cuck A Doodle Doo (01:09:32): Why doesn't the DNC at least have an American flag on stage
Cuck A Doodle Doo (01:10:07): Are they afraid it will distract from the nonstop speeches from illegals and lesbians lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (01:10:25): And Sarah Silverman of course
Diet Cuck (01:11:46): Vagina
Too Many Cucks (06:55:14): Sarah Silverman is just the worst
Too Many Cucks (06:55:17): In every way
Too Many Cucks (06:56:32): The NCs have become more super bowls then a place where political people go
Mark Cuckerberg (07:58:12): Yea I told josh last night the whole thing is just a 3 day sports event for people who follow politics.
Mark Cuckerberg (07:59:16): President Camacho here we come. Can't wait for the first conservative nominee go carry an AR on stage with him, or the first liberal nominee to smoke weed on stage
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:00:22): Hilary is still kind of against weed
Mark Cuckerberg (08:00:41): She'll come around just like gay marriage
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:01:00): she has that typical BS noncomittal stance
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:01:14): if the US public throws up a big enough fit around weed she'll say "oh ok"
Mark Cuckerberg (08:01:17): One thing you can count on her being is a slimey politician who will do anything for a vote.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:01:42): that's why she says "oh i don't know, i guess it should be a state issue lol"
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:01:50): so people for and against weed remain hopeful
Mark Cuckerberg (08:02:13): She wants to know what the cool kids think first before she commits to a stance
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:02:24): meanwhile thousands of americans get locked up each year for gay polygamy
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:02:52): I want to live in a world where a child can be raised by 6 male horses
Too Many Cucks (08:03:16): A man should be able to fuck as many men in the ass as he pleases. MLK said that
Too Many Cucks (09:01:45): https://twitter.com/john_jay__/status/757897455530901504
Too Many Cucks (09:01:59): Literally Chicken Tendies on the floor of the DNC
Too Many Cucks (10:23:38): I really dont want to do work today
Mark Cuckerberg (10:24:43): Me either. I was called yesterday at 7 by my boss telling me im in charge of cleaning up/organizing the office cause he had a meeting at 530 that went terribly cause he couldn't find shit lol
Too Many Cucks (10:26:40): you need top find a new place to wokr
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:28:48): get a job at a company that doesnt make you do shit like clean the office lol
Too Many Cucks (10:33:17): you have been there for over a year, that's\xa0enough to find a new job
Mark Cuckerberg (10:35:18): Well organize the files lol. And eh I think it's kind of funny + I'm going back to school soon so I don't really care to find a new one at the moment
Mark Cuckerberg (10:37:52): I'm essentially living in the Office, my dreams are finally coming true. Plus I no longer care if I keep this job or not so I can see all this shit happen without too much stress lol.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:38:49): as long as the bossman doesnt take advantage of that
Too Many Cucks (10:38:50): why are you going back to school?
Too Many Cucks (10:39:44): do you need it?
Mark Cuckerberg (10:52:19): going back to school to study 17th century feminist art
Mark Cuckerberg (10:52:47): no im going back for a degree in mathematical finance. it would let me be a quantitative analyst/computational trader, would end up at a investment bank or hedge fund.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:56:28): man if you hate the 40 hour work week wait till you work at an i-bank lol
Mark Cuckerberg (10:56:54): im gonna look for a comuter/algorithmic trading prop shop, they're much more reasonable than I-banks
Mark Cuckerberg (10:57:00): computer*
Mark Cuckerberg (10:57:09): either that or the government
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:57:17): yea much better choice
Mark Cuckerberg (10:57:48): the government has a program for people who get grad degrees to go right into employment after. I'm hoping I can do that with the SEC
Mark Cuckerberg (10:58:18): yea i-banks would be the bane of my existence
Mark Cuckerberg (10:58:49): there's a thing called face time where they have the quants and workers stay for hours after the market has closed at 430, till around 7, in case clients come in so it seems like it's staffed lol
Mark Cuckerberg (10:59:02): im hoping to avoid that
Too Many Cucks (11:12:18): Just become a pirate
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:13:07): yeah piracy is a pretty stable career
Too Many Cucks (11:14:32): As long as you have a plan and a goal grad school is good, a lot of people I know are going back to school since they can't find jobs. Like some of the people i work with here have masters in business or media, there is no reason to have a masters in media,
Too Many Cucks (11:14:35): ever
Too Many Cucks (11:14:38): of all time
Too Many Cucks (11:16:10): But I cant wait for Brian to be another Cog in the captlist machine
Too Many Cucks (11:16:28): https://franklinstoveblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/cog.png
Too Many Cucks (11:16:38): That will be you Brain
Too Many Cucks (11:17:22): http://edgecast.lvlup-files.buscafs.com/uploads/news/photos/news_photo_42369_1404484152.jpg
Too Many Cucks (11:17:44): This is me, Im also a Cog, but i run on whole Grain baby, whoa
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:18:15): "I'm a socialist," says Brian as he uses a poor person as an ottoman while relaxing in his SEC cigar lounge
Too Many Cucks (11:19:17): http://syndic8.grantdigital.com.au/content/2014/08/01/manandwine_625b0.jpg
Too Many Cucks (11:20:19): "I want everyone to be Equal" Brian says as he drinks his 1000 dollar merlot and pissed on a poor family
Too Many Cucks (11:20:55): http://yourlisten.com/asset/load/354770
Too Many Cucks (11:21:01): That can be Josh
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:22:09): the tears of the poor make great polish for your maserati
Too Many Cucks (11:23:57): "I wax my porche with blocks of Gold it doesnt work well but fuck it I have 12"
Too Many Cucks (11:27:35): You really sold out Brian, what would Brian 13 minutes ago think of all this.
Mark Cuckerberg (11:28:05): lol im doing this so I can work at the SEC so I can help put people who manipulate markets and defraud the poor for their own benefit away
Mark Cuckerberg (11:28:18): and so I can drive luxury cars that no one really needs
Mark Cuckerberg (11:28:48): i just want to get enough money where I don't have to work and devote all my time to the cause
Mark Cuckerberg (11:29:09): the revolution is coming comrades
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:29:26): what is the cause lol
Too Many Cucks (11:29:34): But Why the SEC, the ACC is a much better conference
Too Many Cucks (11:29:46): Thats a college football joke
Too Many Cucks (11:29:55): I dont expect Josh or Brian to get ti
Too Many Cucks (11:30:01): Of Brian did
Mark Cuckerberg (11:30:02): yea I got it, if only there was a government agency named The Big 10 I could work for
Too Many Cucks (11:30:23): I would work for something called the big 10
Mark Cuckerberg (11:30:26): it just consists of the 10 biggest dudes who work in government
Mark Cuckerberg (11:30:27): me too
Too Many Cucks (11:30:32): which has like 12 teams
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:30:37): how tall are we talking here brian
Too Many Cucks (11:30:44): giant
Too Many Cucks (11:31:05): I typed fancy man into google
Too Many Cucks (11:31:07): this came up
Too Many Cucks (11:31:09): http://orig15.deviantart.net/7065/f/2013/195/a/e/the_fancy_man_and_the_dragoness_by_theannoyingalien-d6dgvxt.png
Mark Cuckerberg (11:31:10): im talking tall, im talking wide
Mark Cuckerberg (11:31:22): im talking full spherical volume
Mark Cuckerberg (11:31:29): so you could be a chode, but if you're a big enough chode you can make it
Too Many Cucks (11:31:43): we found our new shirt
Mark Cuckerberg (11:31:54): im betting that's beginning of a bender futurama porno
Too Many Cucks (11:32:51): ColdSteel
Too Many Cucks (11:32:54): the hedgeheg
Too Many Cucks (11:33:20): http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/005/752/bff.png
Mark Cuckerberg (11:34:33): there truly is no limit on the capabilities of the internet
Too Many Cucks (11:37:34): No matter what we say or do, we will never be as weird as people on the internet want to be
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:40:28): let's get cuck hunt shirts
Mark Cuckerberg (11:41:22): wear em to the bar, hit on women in front of their boyfriends, when the boyfriends say something just point to your chest, then a finger gun at them, go pow
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:41:40): ya cucked
Mark Cuckerberg (11:41:52): "the only good cuck is a dead cuck"
Mark Cuckerberg (11:56:56): None
Mark Cuckerberg (11:59:24): i think he's carrying an AR too lol
Mark Cuckerberg (12:04:49): you know marc
Mark Cuckerberg (12:04:57): since we're such opposite sides of the political spectruma
Mark Cuckerberg (12:05:04): at least we can both make fun of liberals
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:05:30): all the normies in the middle
Mark Cuckerberg (12:25:58): https://np.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4uoh85/were_guerrilla_filmmakers_who_made_a_dark_comedy/
Mark Cuckerberg (12:26:04): check out the clip they posted as their favorite
Mark Cuckerberg (12:26:11): its terrible
Mark Cuckerberg (12:26:13): we need to make a movie
Mark Cuckerberg (12:26:17): before it's too late
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:27:37): I wish we had movie making abilities
Mark Cuckerberg (12:29:18): we do
Mark Cuckerberg (12:29:22): its in here \ufffd
Mark Cuckerberg (12:29:52): and in here \ufffd
Mark Cuckerberg (12:30:02): i know that's a turkey but pretend it's a hand
Mark Cuckerberg (12:33:09): and in that hand is the spirit of film-hand-dad
Mark Cuckerberg (12:57:18): im almost done writing the trailer for hand-dad. would you guys help me shoot it and does anyone want to play the son or dad
Mark Cuckerberg (12:59:12): i only want to shoot a trailer. it's gonna probably end up being 6-8 pages long is all.
Diet Cuck (12:59:42): I'll play a part for sure
Diet Cuck (12:59:46): i have no shame
Mark Cuckerberg (13:00:05): you want to be the son or dad
Mark Cuckerberg (13:00:16): if you're the son you gotta shave
Mark Cuckerberg (13:00:27): oh man i just had another idea
Mark Cuckerberg (13:00:30): you play the dad, keep the beard
Mark Cuckerberg (13:00:39): and another kid will make fun of the son for having hairy palms
Diet Cuck (13:00:40): yes sir
Mark Cuckerberg (13:00:54): thus begins the fight scene
Mark Cuckerberg (13:03:30): please help my dreams come true fellas
Mark Cuckerberg (13:03:40): i just want to make a movie about a dad living in his boys hand
Diet Cuck (13:05:24): which hand does the son wipe his ass with?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:05:49): what about masturbation
Diet Cuck (13:06:11): i was working up to that
Mark Cuckerberg (13:08:57): well this is a trailer so not every possible scene with a hand dad can happen. and i do want it to be absurd but i don't want it to be like lowest common denominator
Mark Cuckerberg (13:09:03): im trying to avoid shit jokes lol
Mark Cuckerberg (13:09:45): im thinking he's pre mastubating age too
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:10:14): so are you trying to take the high road with a movie about a man who becomes his son's hand
Diet Cuck (13:10:26): fine, no poop jokes, but what about an implication?
Mark Cuckerberg (13:10:39): i just want to make a mocking of shaggy dog and 9 lives, not make it a jerk fest
Mark Cuckerberg (13:10:42): i mean an implication is fine
Mark Cuckerberg (13:11:16): maybe the mom is outside his room and she says dinner is ready and you just hear the dad yelling for help but its muffled
Mark Cuckerberg (13:11:33): but that's pretty dark, you're essentailly mouth raping your father
Mark Cuckerberg (13:12:35): or like a scene where the son walks out of his room in a stunned disbelief, and finally he just says "im sorry dad" and the dad says "I can't wait till im not your hand anymore"
Diet Cuck (13:12:49): finally, a rape joke we can all get behind. my life's work is complete
Mark Cuckerberg (13:13:16): rape is funny when it happens to men who anthropomorphize into their sons hand
Mark Cuckerberg (13:13:55): poop scene would probably be better
Mark Cuckerberg (13:14:15): son just goes to the bathroom, you hear the dad scream, and you hear the son say sorry, left hand, I forgot
Diet Cuck (13:14:51): then doesnt wash his hands
Diet Cuck (13:15:10): o man, shower scene
Mark Cuckerberg (13:15:29): i feel like half this trailer is now gonna take place in a bathroom lol
Diet Cuck (13:15:29): we should just make the dad a baseball glove
Mark Cuckerberg (13:15:41): nah
Mark Cuckerberg (13:15:44): he's the hand
Mark Cuckerberg (13:15:48): that's the whole schtick
Mark Cuckerberg (13:15:52): you can write and make glove dad
Mark Cuckerberg (13:16:02): brother of hand dad
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:17:03): SON YOU FORGOT THE POOP GLOVE, OH MY G-
Mark Cuckerberg (13:17:23): BLGURGGHG
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:17:29): then the sequel Big Toe, Big Bro
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:17:49): Hey lil bro, how about getting some new socks? pee yew!
Mark Cuckerberg (13:17:50): this is gonna be the next marvel
Mark Cuckerberg (13:17:56): one by one this kid absorbs his family into his body
Mark Cuckerberg (13:18:10): got a 10 movie plan already in the works
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:18:27): he could ask his big bro for some sex advice and his brother is like "you gotta toe her"
Mark Cuckerberg (13:19:16): girls love toe play
Mark Cuckerberg (13:25:49): so eventually there's hand dad, toe bro, and mom hole (or dick)
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:27:34): now you understand why i am hesistant to get involved in the creation of this
Mark Cuckerberg (13:27:48): just hand dad
Mark Cuckerberg (13:28:13): it needs to happen before 9 lives finishes
Diet Cuck (13:31:24): i want feedback before publishing this
Diet Cuck (13:31:26): https://medium.com/@Aaron_Shapiro/fcfbabe62fee
Mark Cuckerberg (13:33:01): i count 35 flags behind him
Mark Cuckerberg (13:33:02): why not 50
Mark Cuckerberg (13:36:01): confirmed that trump hates 15 states
Mark Cuckerberg (13:36:05): i like it
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:38:43): this was a good read
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:38:49): but then i got really into it and it ended
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:38:53): we need more purge details
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:39:01): is this normies killing normies?
Diet Cuck (13:39:23): who knows. the purge is a helluva thing
Mark Cuckerberg (13:39:59): maybe give your view of what actually happens during this purge
Mark Cuckerberg (13:40:01): who is killing who
Mark Cuckerberg (13:40:13): talk about trump being on the front lawn of the white house in his own turret
Diet Cuck (13:40:47): eh, i just wanted to lay out how it could realistically happen. not the aftermath
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:43:37): well
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:43:39): i don't see it
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:44:04): it relies too much on trump condoning the purge
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:44:14): and that is literally the one thing he hasnt condoned yet
Diet Cuck (13:46:07): but he could
Diet Cuck (13:46:25): that's literally the only thing in the way
Too Many Cucks (14:14:53): Rick and Morty brought up a good point
Too Many Cucks (14:14:57): like the first yeatr
Too Many Cucks (14:15:02): do people just go for it
Too Many Cucks (14:15:06): or is it a trap
Diet Cuck (14:15:34): it's working in the phillippines. who knows
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:17:20): what was the point of that movie
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:17:32): like how did they rationalize that the purge was beneficial for the society
Diet Cuck (14:18:25): crime all but disappeared the rest of the year because they allowed some "steam out"
Too Many Cucks (14:18:28): It kinda just took on a life of its own, it was suposed to be a thriller, but then they realized the outside the house was way cooler
Too Many Cucks (14:18:42): They didnt think it was going to be a thing
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:19:36): so the criminals are cool with just doing crime once a year
Too Many Cucks (14:19:48): yea
Too Many Cucks (14:20:08): its more that you dont do crime since you know you can get killed over it
Too Many Cucks (14:20:27): Plus the slaughter of the homeless and poor is always cool
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:20:30): but then they do it on the pruge night
Diet Cuck (14:20:36): yup
Diet Cuck (14:20:43): no consequences on purge night
Diet Cuck (14:20:48): let loose Pete
Diet Cuck (14:20:51): c'mon
Too Many Cucks (14:21:03): but everyone just murders
Too Many Cucks (14:21:09): where is the white collar crime
Too Many Cucks (14:21:11): and looting
Too Many Cucks (14:21:16): raping and pillaging
Too Many Cucks (14:21:34): Id insider trade the fuck out of shit
Too Many Cucks (14:22:29): you guys know when the RNC was on TV
Too Many Cucks (14:22:35): i need to pull ratings
Too Many Cucks (14:22:41): like times of day
Too Many Cucks (14:22:45): like 5-8
Too Many Cucks (14:23:48): Also trump is winning 48% to 45% on CNN poll
Too Many Cucks (14:23:57): Shill really fucked this up
Diet Cuck (14:24:16): nah bruh
Diet Cuck (14:24:23): convention bump is a thing
Diet Cuck (14:24:30): happens every time
Diet Cuck (14:24:48): Hillary will go up next week
Too Many Cucks (14:25:04): yea but i dont think the emails are gunna do shill anything
Too Many Cucks (14:25:11): i dont think she will
Diet Cuck (14:25:17): if anything, its telling that trump's number arent higher
Mark Cuckerberg (14:25:33): dnc emails has hurt her more than her government ones apparently
Too Many Cucks (14:25:57): This is an election between a Karadsihin and a Sociopath
Mark Cuckerberg (14:25:58): unfortunately though trump started lower and has risen, where hillary lost ground. that trend can't be ignored
Too Many Cucks (14:26:11): I want niether
Too Many Cucks (14:26:24): I want America to take a look in the mirror and go damn
Too Many Cucks (14:26:29): check its self into rehab
Too Many Cucks (14:26:34): and figure this shit out
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:27:22): i just don't want to go back to a non-black president
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:27:27): i think as americans we can go blacker
Mark Cuckerberg (14:27:34): kanye 2020
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:27:35): not go backer
Too Many Cucks (14:27:36): I think we need Asian
Too Many Cucks (14:27:53): Some Chung Pow diplomacy
Mark Cuckerberg (14:27:53): oh me america, me so sowwy
Too Many Cucks (14:51:27): Who do you think NJ will fall to
Too Many Cucks (14:51:44): The God Emperor or Shill Queen
Diet Cuck (14:52:32): Shill for sure
Diet Cuck (14:52:45): http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/new-jersey/
Too Many Cucks (14:53:23): Im just hoping Gary Johnson gets over 5%
Diet Cuck (14:54:07): likely if he or Stein are in any debates
Diet Cuck (14:54:15): which seems more and more likely the case
Mark Cuckerberg (14:54:24): i would love for at least 1 3rd party candidate to make the debates
Diet Cuck (14:55:05): it's likely
Diet Cuck (14:55:23): johnson is at 13% nationally in some polls. only 15% and your on the debate stage
Too Many Cucks (14:55:58): I think America would do better with more than 2 parties, because im socailly\xa0liberal, marry and fuck who you want
Diet Cuck (14:56:00): and the news media is talking about the Libertarians more and more everyday
Too Many Cucks (14:56:13): but fiscialy i aint\xa0wanna pay for shit
Too Many Cucks (14:56:19): i want my momey to go to my shit
Too Many Cucks (14:56:30): also i distrust the governement
Mark Cuckerberg (14:56:49): "i don't think a gay homeless man should die cause he's gay, he should die cause he's homeless"
Diet Cuck (14:56:55): we can only have two parties in the US based on how we vote. You'd need to change the voting process itself if you want anything more than 2 parties
Mark Cuckerberg (14:57:14): yea
Mark Cuckerberg (14:57:19): fuck it we should all vote 3rd party
Mark Cuckerberg (14:58:27): well i distrust the government in it's current form
Too Many Cucks (14:58:55): Its not even in its final form
Mark Cuckerberg (14:59:01): when it's run like a business
Mark Cuckerberg (14:59:07): that's its final form
Diet Cuck (14:59:46): TRUMP 2016!?
Too Many Cucks (15:00:47): We have a ted talk tomorrow for the Young professionals and one of the topics they want to ask about is tolerance and understanding. If this goes Tumblr real quick then im gunna be pissed
Mark Cuckerberg (15:00:59): lol
Mark Cuckerberg (15:01:01): oh man
Mark Cuckerberg (15:01:11): let your freak flag fly marc, let em know what you think
Mark Cuckerberg (15:01:31): that's one benefit of not having an HR department lol
Mark Cuckerberg (15:01:43): here my boss makes dick jokes to us
Too Many Cucks (15:01:44): i cant say shit to HR
Too Many Cucks (15:01:50): im a straigh white man
Too Many Cucks (15:01:53): im enemy number 1
Mark Cuckerberg (15:01:58): he'd slap me if i told him to call me xer
Too Many Cucks (15:02:18): If someone said use pronouns
Too Many Cucks (15:02:25): i would only use formal nouns
Too Many Cucks (15:02:42): becuase fuck you, be normal
Too Many Cucks (15:03:17): you arent a pan sexual demi god, you are a fucking weirdo with an internet connection
Mark Cuckerberg (15:04:57): lol
Mark Cuckerberg (15:05:02): what a time we live in
Too Many Cucks (15:18:22): I blame particpation trophies and soccer
Too Many Cucks (15:34:38): http://i.imgur.com/BEqxw4D.gifv
Too Many Cucks (15:34:43): That Nigga Drunk
Too Many Cucks (15:35:15): which i was sharing the stage with Sarah Silverman, i would be plastered too
Mark Cuckerberg (15:37:02): hey everyone, its me sarah silverman
Mark Cuckerberg (15:37:03): poop
Mark Cuckerberg (15:37:04): vagina
Mark Cuckerberg (15:37:08): thanks, you've been great
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:38:34): my vagina smells like poop!
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:38:57): hey everyone, it's me sarah silverman
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:39:13): my poopy vagina is so wide open that many of the black men that enter it call it the grand canyon
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:39:16): please vote for clinton
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:40:18): also third parties shmird parties
Too Many Cucks (15:40:26): Hey arent I quirky and cool for going agaisnt the grain of comedy, if you keep saying Sanders then you are rebel scum and must be crrushed
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:41:11): they key is to not put so much stock in federal elections becaues it will always be status quo
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:41:20): get involved at the local level if you want to make changes imo
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:41:34): josh and brian idk why you guys have never considered getting into politics
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:41:46): marc i know you haven't because you're an eye-talian
Diet Cuck (15:42:00): Brian and I have talked about it
Too Many Cucks (15:42:12): I thought about it but i would just go "Are you fucking retarded?" to pretty much everyone
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:42:30): you guys should do something
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:42:38): even something small on a local level to get your feet wet
Diet Cuck (15:42:38): I mean I am planning on making public policy the focus of my future career
Too Many Cucks (15:44:16): I can't wait to blackmail Josh until giving me all the chicken tendies and the good boy points
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:46:15): you guys really should do something tho
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:46:33): we need less slimy old men in politics and more slightly less slimy young men
Diet Cuck (15:46:58): i'm gonna grease my hair back so good
Too Many Cucks (15:47:18): Hey Hey
Too Many Cucks (15:47:25): thats cultrual\xa0approation
Too Many Cucks (15:47:34): greasy hair is mine a petes thing
Too Many Cucks (15:47:56): go cut you penis somewhere else
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:48:06): that's a deeply held cultural belief of mine
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:48:24): along with watching Goodfellas and saying "gabagool"
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:48:29): "pasta fazool"
Too Many Cucks (15:48:55): IM WALKING HERE
Mark Cuckerberg (15:54:28): i want to work at the regulatory agency in the government. i've thought about getting involved too
Too Many Cucks (15:55:06): I want to destory the governement\xa0from the inside
Mark Cuckerberg (15:55:17): that's my plan
Too Many Cucks (15:55:20): like Delta did to that giant worm in Gears 2
Mark Cuckerberg (15:55:20): get your own plan
Mark Cuckerberg (15:55:23): do it from the outside
Too Many Cucks (15:55:38): you know i never played gears
Mark Cuckerberg (15:55:46): like delta did to every other boss monster it faced
Too Many Cucks (15:55:51): but since i got them for free im going through and playing them
Mark Cuckerberg (15:55:59): gears was great
Too Many Cucks (15:56:09): Josh can be Baird
Too Many Cucks (15:56:13): Pete is Cole
Too Many Cucks (15:56:17): Ill be Marcus
Too Many Cucks (15:56:22): Brian can be Anya
Mark Cuckerberg (15:56:35): guys whats a value proposition. i got an email through \xa0my linkedin saying this
Mark Cuckerberg (15:56:37): I came across your profile on LinkedIn and I was really impressed with your math and accounting experience. I would like the to speak with you about a unique opportunity with a strong value proposition.
Too Many Cucks (15:56:51): they gunna take your orgins
Mark Cuckerberg (15:58:29): i feel like he wants my Vcard
Mark Cuckerberg (15:58:33): but im still saving that
Too Many Cucks (15:58:43): your value card
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:59:39): i think that's the default linkedin message
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:59:46): also my dick is rock hard for gears 4
Too Many Cucks (16:00:09): i gotta be 2 3 and judgement first
Too Many Cucks (16:00:17): im almost done with 2
Mark Cuckerberg (16:00:24): i just checked the dudes linkedin and it sounds like something out of NGBM
Mark Cuckerberg (16:00:30): https://www.linkedin.com/in/ron-lieberman-5952788
Mark Cuckerberg (16:00:55): he looks like the kind of guy you ask what he does and he says "I'm an entrepreneur"
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:01:36): oh so you work in MLM
Mark Cuckerberg (16:18:33): i think im getting stockholm syndrome
Mark Cuckerberg (16:18:49): i was made to watch my bosses movie again, in 4k this time, and im starting to think its good.
Mark Cuckerberg (16:18:56): this is a very specific kind of brainwashing
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:20:46): lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:20:50): get out of there
Mark Cuckerberg (16:20:58): pete
Mark Cuckerberg (16:21:02): i do what i need to do to survive
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:21:05): the only good quality of that movie is that it taught me how to stir sauce
Mark Cuckerberg (16:21:16): i do what i need to do to keep my family together
Mark Cuckerberg (16:21:22): some people think of me as a cirminal
Mark Cuckerberg (16:21:27): i just think of myself as a next gen biz man
Too Many Cucks (16:22:13): http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoons/images/3/39/Carl_pretending_to_be_jimmy.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110821090642
Mark Cuckerberg (16:27:34): what was our idea about facebook2
Mark Cuckerberg (16:27:44): facebooktwo
Mark Cuckerberg (16:42:08): it's new, it's facebook2
Too Many Cucks (16:46:23): Cuckbook
Mark Cuckerberg (16:46:55): "get cucked tonight by these horny bulls in your area"
Too Many Cucks (17:05:30): okay i need a reddit where all the NSFW is out of cliackable things when i go to ALL
Too Many Cucks (17:05:56): i had a naked redhead on my screen
Too Many Cucks (17:12:18): http://i.imgur.com/5vPl74e.jpg
Mark Cuckerberg (18:10:31): https://i.reddituploads.com/0605c192fd334103a2c4f074b9caff89?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=03cf3f124965c3115724b2cea4b996c6
Cuck A Doodle Doo (18:11:11): #DicksOutForHarambe
Diet Cuck (19:40:43): I think I just screamed, "I can see your taint, Brian" to Brian's dad.
Diet Cuck (19:44:04): In my defense, I thought Brian was smoking a bowl.
Mark Cuckerberg (19:47:12): Oh shit you did yell at me. Yea that was me smoking a bowl.
Diet Cuck (19:48:25): O. Good
Diet Cuck (19:48:56): Cause otherwise the next time I saw your dad, it could've been awkward
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:59:41): For real though have you seen Mr karabinchaks taint tho
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:59:52): It is like no taint I have ever seen
Diet Cuck (20:01:49): Say what you will about the Karabinchak boys, they do have the most glorious of taints
Wednesday, 27 July 2016
Too Many Cucks (08:14:27): There are openings at the UN josh. This is your time
Too Many Cucks (08:25:33): We have a couple open positions at my comp at josh. I can't give references for entry level but I can give your resume to HR
Diet Cuck (08:32:53): Thanks man but I'm good I'm. Come September I'm gonna be looking for jobs in DC.
Mark Cuckerberg (08:34:14): From a next gen biz man to a last gen gov man. How the mighty have fallen
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:00:11): Overthrow the government
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:00:39): Public policy positions?
Diet Cuck (09:01:37): Non profit then get into grad school. Or just straight to grad school
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:02:07): Cool beans
Mark Cuckerberg (09:07:09): Aaron Sorkin now offers an online screenwriting class
Mark Cuckerberg (09:08:12): https://www.masterclass.com/classes/aaron-sorkin-teaches-screenwriting
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:08:27): Let's pitch him The Social Network 2: Facebook2: It's New, It's Facebook2
Mark Cuckerberg (09:08:29): whole thing is only $90
Mark Cuckerberg (09:08:34): lol
Mark Cuckerberg (09:09:06): with our protaganist Dark Fuckerberg
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:12:54): And the Twinklefag Twins
Mark Cuckerberg (09:52:21): donald trump's AMA is today
Diet Cuck (09:57:58): Mr. Trump, in order to make America great again, would you consider instituting the annual Purge?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:58:51): You know what would make America great? If trump just gave everybody $100
Diet Cuck (09:59:01): So UBI
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:59:07): nah just $100
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:59:28): like imagine you wake up one morning and check your mail and there's a $100 bill in an envelope that says Love, Trump
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:59:49): UBI is depressing, getting $100 from your friendly neighborhood Trump is great
Mark Cuckerberg (10:00:23): Papa Trump, pay me
Too Many Cucks (10:04:33): Papa Trump is the lifeblood of America, and he will take the blood of America is he doesn't win
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:05:08): Please Daddy Trump, save us from ourselves
Too Many Cucks (10:05:16): $hillary will just bitch about misogyny and Sarah Silverman and Lena Dunham will finger bang
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:05:41): I don't like this new trend of Lena Dunham thinking she has any sort of value as a human being
Mark Cuckerberg (10:05:42): I'm voting Stein. I can't bring myself to Trump or Clinton.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:05:56): It's Stein Time
Diet Cuck (10:06:06): Jill not shill
Mark Cuckerberg (10:06:07): She should aim for those young votes
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:06:14): all ten of the young voters
Mark Cuckerberg (10:06:20): Pretend she's R.L. Stein
Diet Cuck (10:06:25): She's at the convention
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:06:39): she's working concessions
Diet Cuck (10:06:42): She's being interviewed on the big networks.
Diet Cuck (10:06:52): I'm voting for her
Too Many Cucks (10:07:46): Im Going Gary
Too Many Cucks (10:08:11): becuase I hate government
Mark Cuckerberg (10:08:54): Everyone gets a Waifu
Mark Cuckerberg (10:09:11): 1% of the population control 90% of the Waifu's. That ain't right.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:10:36): i'll prob vote for gary johnson if i remember to finish registering to vote
Too Many Cucks (10:10:57): When i renewed my lisence i registered
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:11:31): same, but then you have to fill out some card right
Diet Cuck (10:22:36): New movie idea. Teens that just got their drivers licenses. They're driving around their hometown of Reno, Nevada playing Pokemon go. It's summer. They keep driving. Keeping their eyes on their phones. They pass into area 51 and then shit goes down
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:26:56): hey guys there's a charizard in this aircraft hanger!
Mark Cuckerberg (10:27:26): Yea this will end up happening lol
Mark Cuckerberg (10:27:30): Some kid walked off a cliff
Diet Cuck (10:29:01): I just saw that Japan had to ask the developer to remove the Pok\xe9mon from the nuclear reactor that went down in the earthquake/tsunami
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:33:00): if you won't risk developing leukemia then you're not a real pokemon master
Mark Cuckerberg (10:33:25): yea i think im deleting pokemon go
Mark Cuckerberg (10:33:55): i haven't played in in over a week
Diet Cuck (10:33:57): Steve was going on about how the CIA owns the company that developer the game
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:34:15): oh boy
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:34:44): i feel like i hit a wall with the game, it's all just pidgeys and shit in my area. dont really play it too much anymore
Mark Cuckerberg (10:34:45): You're all being watched all the time
Mark Cuckerberg (10:34:56): thanks to pokemon
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:36:24): i'm already being watched all the time thanks to livestreaming my dumps
Too Many Cucks (10:53:52): i would totally live stream my dumps
Too Many Cucks (10:54:57): http://roosterteeth.com/episode/million-dollars-but-season-2-mime-time-serial-hugger
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:59:59): i would watch only if you promised to eat lots of corn the night before
Too Many Cucks (11:07:25): the no whiper
Mark Cuckerberg (11:20:49): Wiper, no Wiping!
Diet Cuck (11:21:29): I'm pooping right now
Diet Cuck (11:21:43): I'll probably poop again in three hours
Too Many Cucks (11:22:50): thats called regularity
Mark Cuckerberg (11:23:46): i'd kill for your bowel movements
Too Many Cucks (11:26:04): I have killed for his bowel
Diet Cuck (11:41:46): ok here it is:\n\nGood evening Mr. Trump.\n\nIn your tremendous acceptance speech at the RNC last week you said, "The crime and violence that today afflicts our nation will soon, and I mean very soon, come to an end. Beginning on January 20th of 2017, safety will be restored."\n\nIn order to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain, would you consider instituting the annual Purge?\n\nIn Unity,\nThe NextGenBizMen
Mark Cuckerberg (11:42:10): lol
Mark Cuckerberg (11:42:32): i'd normally say not to # it but trump loves his tweeter
Diet Cuck (11:42:46): this AMA is gonna be legendary
Mark Cuckerberg (11:42:48): also Haley said she was canceling her Hulu account and it asked her why she was leaving, she wrote they got cucked by netflix
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:42:57): cuckflix
Diet Cuck (11:42:58): LOL
Diet Cuck (11:43:22): looks like Hulu needs to join Cucks Anonymous
Diet Cuck (11:43:48): I also, considered throwing this in to the AMA question: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_9066
Mark Cuckerberg (11:44:25): what if you actually give him the idea, he gets elected and does something like it
Mark Cuckerberg (11:44:29): im gonna purge you first
Diet Cuck (11:45:27): i just wanna coax an answer out of him
Diet Cuck (11:45:53): not gonna happen, but if I incept him, I incept him
Mark Cuckerberg (11:51:31): and then once again, jew's ruin a perfectly good country
Mark Cuckerberg (11:51:37): keeping the tradition alive
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:07:11): i feel like trump's team will probably answer these questions fairly seriously
Diet Cuck (12:08:13): https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/4uvdeg/the_trump_purge_a_logical_progression_from_status/?st=ir5356jy&sh=0c97aee9
Diet Cuck (12:08:20): I want your upvotes
Diet Cuck (12:08:23): all of them
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:14:45): I got you fam
Diet Cuck (12:16:16): https://www.reddit.com/r/humor/comments/4uvfaa/the_trump_purge_a_logical_progression_from_status/?st=ir53dnks&sh=6c2ab94c
Diet Cuck (12:16:17): here too
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:18:04): this humor sub is like 95% The Onion links lol
Diet Cuck (12:19:26): i dunno where else to post
Mark Cuckerberg (12:19:39): thats all i'd say
Mark Cuckerberg (12:19:41): funny is a shit hole
Mark Cuckerberg (12:20:00): i don't know if the_donald would love or hate it
Diet Cuck (12:20:44): i'm gonna post it there but be sure to put "[satire]" in the title
Mark Cuckerberg (12:20:58): yea idk if thats a thing there
Mark Cuckerberg (12:21:06): just change it from annual purge to annual cuck hunt
Diet Cuck (12:23:52): and to any of you Facebook fags, post it there too
Diet Cuck (12:24:01): and marc, share this with your work friends
Diet Cuck (12:24:10): none of our names are on the site anymore
Mark Cuckerberg (12:24:30): i'm deej beej now
Diet Cuck (12:25:49): https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4uvh4s/satire_the_trump_purge_a_logical_progression_from/?st=ir53rf4y&sh=5b83787e
Mark Cuckerberg (12:26:49): the_donald doesn't let me vote due to my leftist tendencies
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:31:08): did you get banned from there lol
Mark Cuckerberg (12:31:40): they probably just banned anyone subscribed to /r/socialism, /r/fullcommunism, or /r/latestagecapitalism
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:32:17): what is fullcommunism
Mark Cuckerberg (12:32:47): just memes about communism and socialism
Diet Cuck (12:33:05): John Hinckley is free from the psych ward
Mark Cuckerberg (12:33:33): Hinckley did nothing wrong
Diet Cuck (12:34:02): well, he did shoot an innocent man in the head
Diet Cuck (12:34:28): because Jodie Foster was sexy
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:34:50): yea jodie foster wants to know if hinckley is DTF
Mark Cuckerberg (12:35:16): apparently Michael Reagan forgives him
Diet Cuck (12:35:44): for shooting his dad. not Brady
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:39:02): michael reagan doesnt even like his dad lol
Too Many Cucks (12:39:37): He didnt understand that his wafiu\xa0was real
Too Many Cucks (12:41:54): The_Donald is just Tumblr for the right, everyone is retarded, they just dont see it
Too Many Cucks (12:42:01): also dank memes
Mark Cuckerberg (12:43:48): theres a thread on how the DNC doesn't have any americna flags lol
Too Many Cucks (12:44:46): there should be flags, but they dont have to go over board
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:45:16): oh snopes did a thing
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:45:19): there were flags lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:45:24): it's just digital
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:45:31): that's a big screen, someone took a picture when there wasnt anything on them lol
Too Many Cucks (12:45:48): i love how snopes has to debunk that now
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:46:12): http://www.snopes.com/flags-banned-at-dnc/
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:46:31): didnt stop my mom from emailing me about this
Too Many Cucks (12:47:20): I dont like how I know my parents are retarded now but they rasiesd me
Mark Cuckerberg (12:47:27): our political conventions are so fictitious we need an urban legend debunking website to work on them
Mark Cuckerberg (12:47:56): yea i've come to conclude my mom's an r-tard
Mark Cuckerberg (12:48:07): well she's just incredibly out of touch
Mark Cuckerberg (12:48:42): as i was going to work today she was saying how she was gonna have to go shopping, pay some bills and collect some rent checks
Mark Cuckerberg (12:48:56): and i said oh sounds like an easy day. she did not like that lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:49:18): you knew what you were doing lol
Mark Cuckerberg (12:49:40): Oh I did
Mark Cuckerberg (12:49:46): I was also walking out the door so it didn't matter
Too Many Cucks (12:56:30): She just doenst want to see her baby boy become a cuck
Mark Cuckerberg (12:56:53): did I ever tell you guys the time steve ate ketchup packets for lunch
Too Many Cucks (12:57:34): im not shocked
Too Many Cucks (12:58:12): Steve is the only person i know who would starve to death out of spit
Mark Cuckerberg (12:58:33): yea, me steve and john went to lunch during work. steve didn't want to spend money. \xa0and one of our meals had extra ketchup packets or there was a condiment station where he was able to get them. \xa0so to save a few bucks he just ripped one open and ate it
Mark Cuckerberg (12:58:52): i think he only ate one or two, i can't imagine they actually tasted good lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:02:30): what did he say about this lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:03:05): did he acknowledge that it was pure lunacy
Mark Cuckerberg (13:04:12): you're asking if the man eating ketchup packets to save money realized the lunacy of doing so?
Mark Cuckerberg (13:04:55): there's one thing steve doesn't do
Mark Cuckerberg (13:04:56): it's regrets
Mark Cuckerberg (13:05:25): he defends every single past decision of his. i know me and john have brought up that lunch but he stands by it. \xa0maybe he does regret things but he never ever admits it.
Too Many Cucks (13:08:49): we need to get him laid
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:09:13): it will never happen
Mark Cuckerberg (13:10:00): c'mon man
Mark Cuckerberg (13:10:03): it can happen
Mark Cuckerberg (13:10:18): craigslist is a thing
Diet Cuck (13:10:52): when your parents move away and he has to deal on his own, he'll work it all out
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:10:55): do you htink steve hasnt tried
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:11:16): now steve living on his home would be a sight to see
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:11:22): *own
Mark Cuckerberg (13:11:32): lori's done some fb snooping on his computer when he leaves it open
Mark Cuckerberg (13:11:34): he tries all the time
Mark Cuckerberg (13:12:30): one time he left his okcupid on, so me and haley, drunk and thinking it was a good idea, started messaging girls for him. one started responding, and had a good back and forth going. then steve came so we bolted. \xa0we later checked what he said to her, and kind of out of the blue of the conversation he wrote to her "u like hockey"
Mark Cuckerberg (13:12:51): she tried continuing, saying sort of or something but she asked him what team he liked and he just replied "rangers" or something
Mark Cuckerberg (13:12:56): and it died down after that lol
Mark Cuckerberg (13:13:23): there was another message from a girl askign which one in the picture he was, "one with tongue out"
Mark Cuckerberg (13:13:44): another time he answered the same question "middle two" as in he's the 2 people in the middle lol
Mark Cuckerberg (13:14:50): i know about his dates cause he often talks to other women about them on fb, lori shows me
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:15:06): wait so
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:15:24): steve sees this OKC conversation that's been going on for a while and just picks up where you guys left off?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:15:50): but you have to tell me about steve's dates lol
Diet Cuck (13:16:11): you havent heard the mcdonalds story?
Mark Cuckerberg (13:16:22): it was scary i think he took a 18 year old girl to a yellowcard concert and tried to kiss her on the subway ride home but she wasn't into or it happened when her head was turned or something
Mark Cuckerberg (13:16:44): oh yea i mean he must have thought a guardian angle did it
Mark Cuckerberg (13:16:48): or we did
Mark Cuckerberg (13:17:00): he did look at us but its not like we were fucking him over, he now had a girls attention so i doubt he was mad
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:17:05): oh yea i did hear the mcdonalds story but i figured it was made up
Mark Cuckerberg (13:17:07): we only used our powers for good
Mark Cuckerberg (13:17:16): lol you wish it was made up
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:17:45): i will contribute some money for an escort
Diet Cuck (13:17:49): went on a date to a fish restaurant, but she wanted to go to McDonalds
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:18:08): typical woman
Mark Cuckerberg (13:25:22): There's another one where he said he went to a date with a girl to a Chinese or Thai place
Mark Cuckerberg (13:25:29): But he couldn't remember the name of the place
Mark Cuckerberg (13:25:34): Or what he got
Too Many Cucks (13:25:43): or who the girl was
Mark Cuckerberg (13:25:46): He claimed you just picked from a menu of pictures or some bs
Mark Cuckerberg (13:25:54): Yea it was all bs lol
Too Many Cucks (13:26:18): we gotta weekend at bernies him
Mark Cuckerberg (13:26:25): I think another time he went to mcdonalds with a girl and asked her to pay
Mark Cuckerberg (13:26:34): He's the ultimate meninist
Mark Cuckerberg (13:26:47): We're not killing steve and propping him up as a ragdoll lol
Too Many Cucks (13:27:05): just drug him
Too Many Cucks (13:27:10): and we do that date for him
Mark Cuckerberg (13:27:37): ohh
Mark Cuckerberg (13:27:43): why not just an earpiece
Mark Cuckerberg (13:28:00): we crowdsource the knowledge needed to get steve laid
Mark Cuckerberg (13:28:09): this is NGBM's next challenge
Too Many Cucks (13:28:11): i dont trust him to do the actions
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:28:26): let's take steve out to a college bar
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:28:29): and try to get him to hit on girls
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:28:32): or a regular bar
Too Many Cucks (13:28:36): or to a corner
Too Many Cucks (13:28:40): and buy a hooker
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:28:52): i think we should all take him out and go as his PR Team
Mark Cuckerberg (13:28:54): lets try non-professionals first lol
Mark Cuckerberg (13:29:03): have you met steve? he's the neweset model of male
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:29:13): haaaaaaaaaaaaaave you met steve
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:29:21): "Bush did 9/11"
Too Many Cucks (13:29:50): "Want to go to Macdonald? your paying"
Too Many Cucks (13:30:41): https://i.reddituploads.com/6e5d0c9604f4461da417da76ba88d7d5?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=939d0db9a163007c25bcf22b50c9c875
Too Many Cucks (13:31:59): https://theuniversalspectator.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/weekend-at-bernies.jpg
Too Many Cucks (13:32:31): i looked up weekend at bernies
Too Many Cucks (13:32:36): then had this idea
Too Many Cucks (13:32:40): and so did the internet
Too Many Cucks (13:32:49): i am dispoainted in myself
Too Many Cucks (13:33:22): http://imgur.com/tHFoWE8
Too Many Cucks (13:56:22): http://i.imgur.com/zLk4pmu.jpg
Too Many Cucks (13:56:32): Okay The_Donald has teh Dankest Memes
Too Many Cucks (13:57:04): Okay here me out
Too Many Cucks (13:57:12): What if
Too Many Cucks (13:57:27): this is all Bill Gates idea to get Bing over google
Too Many Cucks (13:58:04): All the crazyness and censorship, people pissed at Google, and Yahoo was just sold to Verizon
Too Many Cucks (13:58:12): Bing Comes out on top
Too Many Cucks (13:58:21): Bill Gates is a genuis
Too Many Cucks (13:58:28): half life 3 confirmed
Too Many Cucks (14:00:36): i found the image that confirms it
Too Many Cucks (14:00:48): this image makes the whole world make sence
Too Many Cucks (14:00:50): https://brianfindusgaming.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/nextpopecage.jpg
Too Many Cucks (14:00:59): Nike Cage is all
Too Many Cucks (14:01:21): Im very bored at work
Diet Cuck (14:01:26): One true God
Diet Cuck (14:02:33): I'm pooping again
Mark Cuckerberg (14:03:33): sarah silverman, for being such a J, is a real B
Diet Cuck (14:06:46): we only come in two forms. Sanders or Madoffs. nothing in between
Mark Cuckerberg (14:14:36): i watched more of the rnc than the dnc
Mark Cuckerberg (14:14:40): i can't fucking stand the dnc
Mark Cuckerberg (14:32:02): None
Too Many Cucks (15:42:12): I more DNCE
Too Many Cucks (15:42:27): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNCE
Mark Cuckerberg (15:43:10): new favorite band at the 2016 kids choice award? damn
Too Many Cucks (15:50:19): The internet has made me skeptical of everything
Too Many Cucks (15:51:12): I cant look at a posted tweet or article with thinking, is this photoshopped or what do the Jews want out of this
Mark Cuckerberg (15:53:26): i'm always looking for what the jewish desire is behind things now
Too Many Cucks (16:02:53): We havent mentioned Jackie Chan in way too long
Too Many Cucks (16:03:11): what do you think he is doing ?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:22:46): Prob eating rice
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:23:11): Maybe getting into a wacky scenario and using the environment to his advantage
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:23:17): But probably eating rice
Too Many Cucks (17:50:35): https://i.reddituploads.com/8323f830fe5546c48e73f114a50c9ee0?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=6e00956395c275ab2ec01d2df848f18a
Diet Cuck (17:52:31): What am I looking at?
Diet Cuck (17:52:58): Also, 630 boys. Don't miss the AMA of the century
Cuck A Doodle Doo (18:34:45): The cucks are out tonight
Too Many Cucks (18:35:59): how is the AMA
Too Many Cucks (18:36:04): im going to be on the train
Too Many Cucks (18:36:23): AND JERKING IT TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Diet Cuck (18:37:30): 630 questions. 7pm is answers
Diet Cuck (18:38:27): https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4uxdbn/im_donald_j_trump_and_im_your_next_president_of/d5tmxib
Diet Cuck (18:38:48): upvote me mother fuckers
Diet Cuck (18:38:51): he needs to see this
Diet Cuck (18:40:05): damn. i got banned from posting almost immediately
Diet Cuck (19:20:34): this is the most lackluster AMA ever
Too Many Cucks (19:25:31): People blew it up to much
Too Many Cucks (19:25:51): And your tiny Commie mind can't understand what greatness this is
Diet Cuck (19:26:21): he's answered 2 questions. one of them cannot even be considered a coherent response
Too Many Cucks (19:26:34): Go eat your tendies, while I do something stereotypical of Trump supporters
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:26:35): Is he done
Too Many Cucks (19:26:41): Build a wall maybe
Diet Cuck (19:27:37): https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4uxdbn/im_donald_j_trump_and_im_your_next_president_of/d5ton5k
Diet Cuck (19:27:47): this one response is literally it
Diet Cuck (19:27:51): in 27 minutes
Too Many Cucks (19:28:46): I'm just looking at the comments
Too Many Cucks (19:28:50): They are the real show
Too Many Cucks (19:29:10): Anyone use the term Sand Nigger yet?
Too Many Cucks (19:30:46): If this isn't an orgy I don't know what is.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:36:24): What has happened to tinder
Too Many Cucks (19:36:41): Trying to stay relevant.
Too Many Cucks (19:59:53): I MATCHED WITH A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER ON TINDER. IM GUNNA BE THE NEXT JOHN CENA
Diet Cuck (20:19:49): who? pics or it didn't happen
Diet Cuck (20:20:59): ask her thoughts on Chris Beniot
Diet Cuck (20:21:58): this picture disturbs me
Too Many Cucks (20:52:26): Benoit was a great entertainer
Too Many Cucks (20:52:29): So was his wife
Too Many Cucks (20:52:36): Not making a joke
Too Many Cucks (20:52:41): She was a wrestler too
Cuck A Doodle Doo (20:53:28): What are you getting at here
Too Many Cucks (20:54:27): Nothing. He was a great performer and it was a tradgey that happened and we as a society need to look into head trauma more to stop things like that happening again
Too Many Cucks (20:54:36): I mean. Hurrr Durrr murder
Diet Cuck (21:31:10): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8u7iu_AJs0
Cuck A Doodle Doo (21:32:19): what the fuck
Cuck A Doodle Doo (21:33:19): we gotta write
Cuck A Doodle Doo (21:34:09): I like that they aren't explaining why these dogs are sentient and have a TV show
Cuck A Doodle Doo (21:34:29): It just demands you accept that there is a Pup Star TV show right off the bat
Diet Cuck (21:35:02): i feel bad for the extras that had to sit in the audience and watch dogs move left and right on stage. probably shitting here and there
Too Many Cucks (21:37:53): How high are we gunna get to watch that
Mark Cuckerberg (22:27:19): None
Thursday, 28 July 2016
Too Many Cucks (08:10:47): Priyas back brace was on again
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:11:26): The greatest mystery of our time
Mark Cuckerberg (08:36:00): So I finally watched the pup star promo. Wow. \xa0Yea can we all dedicate like 1 hour a week to writing somthing collectively lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:45:43): I have an idea for a genre that is virtually untapped
Mark Cuckerberg (08:46:12): dog hand? the spirit of your talking pet dog goes into your sons hand?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:48:39): Horror movies for children
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:50:47): Here's the thing, kids love being scared but it is not appropriate to scare them with death or the occult. So we will scare them with the universal fears of children, which is being shamed in front of your classmates and your mom marrying a guy who hates noise, video games, and ice cream
Mark Cuckerberg (08:51:25): So hypothetically, make a movie about a kid who has to present in front of his class, but he forgot his project at home and also he's in his underwear
Mark Cuckerberg (08:59:22): you know what should be made
Mark Cuckerberg (08:59:34): a first person perspective movie on being bullied
Too Many Cucks (08:59:47): Shotty the Bully
Mark Cuckerberg (08:59:53): schools would eat that shit up to show to their kids
Mark Cuckerberg (08:59:54): lol
Too Many Cucks (09:00:05): And the message is If you are being bullied then you are weird and you should change
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:19:21): Give it a smack my bitch up twist at the end like it turns out the kid being bullied is a tiny adult man
Too Many Cucks (09:30:46): thats called the orphan
Mark Cuckerberg (09:38:08): oh that's the man kid right
Mark Cuckerberg (09:38:12): who just murders people
Mark Cuckerberg (10:31:10): None
Too Many Cucks (11:31:43): we had a discussion about safe spaces, tolerance, the brexit and cooperations at work
Too Many Cucks (11:32:01): im very proud of myself for not speaking or killing everyone in the room
Too Many Cucks (11:32:42): These people make Josh and Brian look like what people think Reagan was
Diet Cuck (11:32:58): God has judge you Marc. You're in hell.
Too Many Cucks (11:33:16): Well honertly, im not suprised
Mark Cuckerberg (11:33:45): liberalism is disgusting
Too Many Cucks (11:33:47): when i go to the pearly gates, and saint peter just pulls this group chat up, ill just be like, well ypu
Too Many Cucks (11:33:57): ill get on the bus to hell
Mark Cuckerberg (11:35:17): "welcome to heaven, this is a safe space" "see ya nerd"
Too Many Cucks (11:37:04): "Welcome to Heaven, no one will ever judge you again" "Pffft what a fag, See you in Hell Jesus" and i jump on a motorcycle and smoke a cigarette while Mother Theresa rides bitch
Too Many Cucks (11:37:42): http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/dcb80218152231bc3b7cb50314b135118ec8e62d/c=0-144-6000-4655&r=x408&c=540x405/local/-/media/2016/01/26/USATODAY/USATODAY/635894195016798086-superdevil-familyguy.jpg
Too Many Cucks (11:37:51): that me
Diet Cuck (11:40:20): Heaven is for fags
Diet Cuck (11:40:59): Fuck you Todd Burpo
Mark Cuckerberg (12:31:56): http://i.imgur.com/bbZFel3.gifv
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:04:42): Do you have a safe space at work Marc
Too Many Cucks (14:05:17): we do
Too Many Cucks (14:05:29): im not kidding
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:05:43): What is it like?
Too Many Cucks (14:06:00): i dont know, im a straight white male, i cant go in there
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:06:06): When I was in college some people in a student group I was in set up a room as a safe space after an event but I didn't really know what that meant at the time
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:06:14): Is it full of like stuffed animals and mac & cheese
Mark Cuckerberg (14:07:10): That sounds great
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:08:24): I am genuinely curious to find out what a safe space actually is lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:09:57): if someone hurts your feelings do you just sprint over to the safe room and lock the door?
Diet Cuck (14:12:15): I feel safest when my dick is in my hand
Diet Cuck (14:12:37): Is that allowed? You can't discriminate, right?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:16:40): It's what I do for comfort
Mark Cuckerberg (14:23:26): https://www.change.org/p/rename-fire-ants-to-spicy-boys
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:24:47): I'm signing it
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:25:13): embrace the future
Mark Cuckerberg (14:29:07): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-XMtNEudQ
Diet Cuck (14:38:47): 2:30 is the sweet spot
Too Many Cucks (15:12:05): my God
Diet Cuck (15:12:39): what? you went into the safe space?
Mark Cuckerberg (15:19:51): I think that was more in reaction to im allen lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:49:53): We need a safe space for men that is just power tools and home improvement on dvd
Diet Cuck (15:54:42): https://i.redd.it/l4xj2s5a8ybx.jpg
Diet Cuck (15:56:02): None
Too Many Cucks (15:56:10): None
Diet Cuck (15:59:21): http://i.imgur.com/H61vOzz.mp4
Mark Cuckerberg (16:00:15): people have so much free time on their hands
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:01:20): this is why we don't need more jobs
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:01:29): unemployment is an integral part of the culture in 2016
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:01:44): who will serve up zesty memes when the high schoolers are in class?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:02:08): and since society has determined that literature, the arts, etc are all for gay homo nerds only, this is all we've got
Too Many Cucks (16:22:21): What the fuck is happening at and round the DNC
Too Many Cucks (16:22:39): when did it become a warzone
Diet Cuck (16:23:15): You talking about the Bernie people?
Too Many Cucks (16:23:40): just everything
Too Many Cucks (16:23:50): wasnt there a riot 2 nights ago outside
Diet Cuck (16:27:30): Not that I'm aware of
Too Many Cucks (16:29:22): i saw video os like a riot
Too Many Cucks (16:29:35): but it was also on the donald
Too Many Cucks (16:29:39): so i cant be sure
Diet Cuck (16:29:43): or
Diet Cuck (16:29:58): its the liberal media hiding the truth
Too Many Cucks (16:30:13): http://www.redstate.com/brandon_morse/2016/07/28/riots-massive-protests-occurred-outside-dnc.-funny-media-hasnt-mentioned/
Too Many Cucks (16:30:43): As Bernie Supporters, how do you feel
Diet Cuck (16:31:13): 1. that aint a riot
Diet Cuck (16:31:17): baltimore was a riot
Diet Cuck (16:31:36): 2. the protests were planned 6 months in advance by a landscaper
Diet Cuck (16:31:49): so its not like this should come as a surprise to anyone
Mark Cuckerberg (16:39:08): i agree it's not a riot but its def a protest.
Mark Cuckerberg (16:39:30): as a pinko commie, the DNC is terrible
Mark Cuckerberg (16:39:39): and liberals are terrible
Mark Cuckerberg (16:40:24): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH5MTpZGfQ4
Too Many Cucks (16:40:59): Fucking Booige
Mark Cuckerberg (16:42:16): this guy is a mix of cartman, steve, and gokusnake
Too Many Cucks (16:42:39): https://i.imgur.com/CVFV7V9.gif
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:43:25): he's just playing a character
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:43:28): he really is like 600lbs tho
Mark Cuckerberg (16:43:49): lol he plays it perfectly
Mark Cuckerberg (16:43:59): he must have his own steve and goku snake his own life
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:46:11): everybody needs one
Too Many Cucks (23:25:23): I made out with out intern
Diet Cuck (23:26:11): How was he?
Diet Cuck (23:26:17): \ufffd
Too Many Cucks (23:26:36): It's a she. I know right
Too Many Cucks (23:39:22): She is Indian. And has a boyfriend. So I'm officially that guy
Diet Cuck (23:41:04): You dog
Too Many Cucks (23:41:17): I don't know who to tell.
Too Many Cucks (23:41:23): She ain't even 21
Too Many Cucks (23:41:33): Sucked her nips on the street.
Too Many Cucks (23:41:59): Gotta see her tomorrow. She said this wasn't the first time she thought about it
Diet Cuck (23:42:35): You sucked bare nip in the streets of Manhattan?
Too Many Cucks (23:42:58): Yup. Peicered
Diet Cuck (23:43:03): Aren't you in the city late as fuck
Too Many Cucks (23:43:24): I'm getting the 12:q14 home
Too Many Cucks (23:43:33): I got a kidle
Diet Cuck (23:43:55): You've kidnapped a child?
Diet Cuck (23:44:11): Don't suck his nips.
Diet Cuck (23:44:26): You'll get in trouble
Too Many Cucks (23:44:38): PETES NIPPS ARE TOO GOOD TO NOT SUCK
Too Many Cucks (23:45:51): So yea. Made out with my intern.
Too Many Cucks (23:47:20): Also her boyfriend works with my sister
Too Many Cucks (23:47:22): Soooooo
Too Many Cucks (23:47:31): I dune fucked up
Too Many Cucks (23:49:44): I may be a God or a King. But none of that matters in the world of the last living
Cuck A Doodle Doo (23:58:22): You sucked street nip?
Too Many Cucks (23:59:10): I'm not a smart man or a kind man
Too Many Cucks (23:59:16): But I'm a great man
Friday, 29 July 2016
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:01:42): Good job kid, you did it
Too Many Cucks (00:17:05): So. Well she said and I quote "I want you to fuck me " but I didn't have a I condom and I ain't ready to be a dad. So I think I made the right choice.
Too Many Cucks (00:17:24): And she said "how do I tell Tyler". I said "don't"
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:17:50): Tyler The Cuck
Too Many Cucks (00:18:07): Bitch 23 and an intern.
Too Many Cucks (00:18:15): He deserves to be a Cuck
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:18:27): He was born a cuck
Too Many Cucks (00:19:00): Who am I
Too Many Cucks (00:20:26): When life gives you lemons. Make out with you interns
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:20:40): What if it's a dude
Too Many Cucks (00:21:07): Well then I have some soul searching in the morning to do then
Too Many Cucks (00:22:56): Shut up cracked. You piece of shit. Buzzfeed doesn't do that
Diet Cuck (00:24:02): How did they play me?
Diet Cuck (00:24:11): Did they make a song together?
Too Many Cucks (00:24:13): No idea
Too Many Cucks (00:25:40): Who let me be a person
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:26:30): Probably your parents
Too Many Cucks (00:26:30): Scratch that. Faggots talking about configuration of jazz in the train
Too Many Cucks (00:26:50): Those niggas faggots
Too Many Cucks (00:29:18): Should I get macdonlads on the way home?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:29:34): Of course, it's a victory meal
Diet Cuck (00:29:44): From the sound if it, you shouldn't even be driving
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:29:48): To celebrate street nip / almost street penetratiom
Too Many Cucks (00:30:12): Hey. Hey America says innocent until proven guilty
Too Many Cucks (00:30:37): So no DUI Until I'm caught
Too Many Cucks (00:31:22): Which honestly if the was a cop on woodland. All the time from Brian's. I'd be fucked
Too Many Cucks (00:31:44): Lucky I ain't running for publication c office
Diet Cuck (00:32:04): None
Too Many Cucks (00:32:27): Your parents are weird
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:33:41): If you are going to drive drunk don't text and drive also lol
Diet Cuck (00:34:43): Yeah. I wanna see you on periscope. Fuck texting
Too Many Cucks (00:34:44): The last 3 images are a pichachu pi\xf1ata, a snap shot of cracked, and Daniel Cornmier ( an Olympic medalist) shirtless with chicken
Too Many Cucks (00:34:56): We truely are the America dream
Diet Cuck (00:35:09): None
Too Many Cucks (00:56:50): Let is never forget
Too Many Cucks (00:59:40): This girl got a Bush for days
Mark Cuckerberg (07:42:38): Can we back up a sec. You sucked street nip?
Too Many Cucks (07:47:48): Last night was Hazey
Cuck A Doodle Doo (07:49:44): Sounds like street nip to me
Too Many Cucks (07:50:53): Say what you want. But boy howdy am I a good time
Mark Cuckerberg (07:51:09): Except for Tyler amirite
Cuck A Doodle Doo (07:51:18): You just stay the hell away from my nips
Too Many Cucks (07:51:47): You better have taken that tip to protect your nips
Too Many Cucks (07:51:58): Cause I'm coming Pete
Too Many Cucks (07:52:03): For dem nips
Cuck A Doodle Doo (07:53:31): I knew this day would come
Mark Cuckerberg (07:55:26): So do you want to be with this chick or were you just trying to dip your wick in some poison
Too Many Cucks (07:55:50): She is an intern who leaves for school in 2 weeks
Too Many Cucks (07:56:10): Call me John wick
Mark Cuckerberg (07:56:45): Ah gotcha. You just made a new man, going his own way, once Tyler finds out
Mark Cuckerberg (07:56:52): Or a red piller
Too Many Cucks (07:57:15): He cheated on her so it was kinda like a little revenge
Mark Cuckerberg (08:23:41): Lol people are so dumb
Mark Cuckerberg (08:24:23): Well I'm sure that relationship will be long and healthy
Mark Cuckerberg (09:06:21): I hate Neil DeGrasse Tyson, he's done such a face to heel turn
Mark Cuckerberg (09:06:48): He used to just make me want to smoke weed and look at stars like scientist do but now he's just a smug butthole
Mark Cuckerberg (09:14:53): https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/748157273789300736
Mark Cuckerberg (09:17:57): None
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:22:53): That's what happens when you get famous with the smug butthole crowd
Mark Cuckerberg (09:24:04): https://twitter.com/neiltyson?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Mark Cuckerberg (09:24:10): here's his squad
Mark Cuckerberg (09:24:25): https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/748157603176419328
Mark Cuckerberg (09:24:53): this is the gayest thing i've ever seen and i've seen a shit ton of gay shit
Mark Cuckerberg (11:24:22): marc, cuck neil next
Too Many Cucks (11:25:16): Ill dick slap his wife and they slap him with the Bible screaming "it took God 7 days to make the earth and took me 3 minutes to make you bitch Nut"
Too Many Cucks (11:32:00): Be a man Hulk
Mark Cuckerberg (11:32:28): my brother used to listen to that whole album all the time
GroupMe (11:33:03): Too Many Cucks enabled Office Mode. Messages won't buzz your phone.
GroupMe (11:33:19): Too Many Cucks changed name to YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:34:45): http://65.media.tumblr.com/11edc262a9231343a571428f213bd228/tumblr_n7qf3s0Krm1tdhshzo1_1280.jpg
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:35:48): I have never actually been said to remember a celebrity is dead, unitl now
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:35:52): i miss Rowdy
Mark Cuckerberg (11:41:18): The Maniac loves you
Diet Cuck (11:49:37): The fuck is office mode
Mark Cuckerberg (11:49:52): It's for us wage slaves
Diet Cuck (11:50:05): Also, Zika is here boys.
Diet Cuck (11:54:34): Well leave this office shit on cause I'm gonna be a hermit for the next three weeks. GREs soon. Actually, just use the other groupme you have.
Mark Cuckerberg (12:00:17): noice im starting the gre's next week. my vocab will become immense
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:01:05): The Kool Kids Klub
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:15:33): I wish I was a cool GRE kid \ufffd
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:16:16): I was the first one for the GREs
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:16:19): Hipster level
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:18:07): once you guys all have your grad degrees, you can come to me if you want to learn the perspectives of the uneducated, unwashed masses
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:18:49): Im just here for the Fat Cat Capitalism
Mark Cuckerberg (12:33:22): i can't wait to exploit the proles
Mark Cuckerberg (12:41:02): you guys see bill o reilly talking about slavery lol
Mark Cuckerberg (12:41:22): michelle obama talked about waking up in a house built by slaves
Mark Cuckerberg (12:41:34): he Fox News host pointed out\u2014just as a point of interest!\u2014that slaves working on the construction of the White House\u2019 were joined by free black, white, and immigrant labor, and that they were \u201cwell-fed and had decent lodgings provided by the government.\u201d
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:42:19): He's said a lot of dumb shit before but this is pretty high up on the list
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:42:45): What was he trying to say with this point lol
Mark Cuckerberg (12:43:35): idk just discredit michelles statement i think. "this house was built by slaves" "yea true but hey they were fed and sheltered at least!" i really don't know
Mark Cuckerberg (12:43:49): On Wednesday night, O\u2019Reilly brought up the subject again, expressing wonder at the pushback he got for his comments. He berated the media, professing an innocent historical investment in the topic. \u201cAs any honest historian knows, in order to keep slaves and free laborers strong, the Washington administration provided meat, bread, and other staples, also decent lodging on the grounds of the new presidential building. That is a fact. Not a justification, not a defense of slavery. Just a fact,\u201d O\u2019Reilly thundered.
Mark Cuckerberg (12:45:02): can't explain that
Mark Cuckerberg (12:45:18): slaves go in, white house comes out, you can't explain that
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:45:53): Fuck man
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:46:00): this is what I hate so much about politics
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:46:03): everything has to be partisan
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:46:14): Like Michelle Obama can't even make a valid point, it has to be this partisan thing
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:47:20): The fact that they always put down Michelle Obama, who is pretty much a model first lady, and praise Melania Trump, who is pretty much little more than a moist hole to put in a penis, is pretty disgusting
Mark Cuckerberg (12:47:22): im surprised he dind't go with "and we know what party freed the slaves" lol
Mark Cuckerberg (12:47:56): a lot of people don't like her just cause she's black
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:48:17): yea my family says a lot of shit about her that is pretty obviously racially motivated
Mark Cuckerberg (12:48:24): its actually really disgusting, back at tri form, and at my new job here, i've heard people call her an ugly ape
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:48:27): "she looks so masculine" kind of shit
Mark Cuckerberg (12:48:29): that's pretty fucked up
Mark Cuckerberg (12:48:31): yea
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:48:32): yup i've heard that too
Mark Cuckerberg (12:48:34): that too
Mark Cuckerberg (12:49:03): "arms are too muscular, 2/10 would not bang"
Mark Cuckerberg (12:50:31): also the fact people try to dismiss her trying to do good, cause she's only in the whitehouse cause obama was elected. she did go to harvard law, she's no dummy. but melania trump, an underwear model who can pass as an english speaker when needed, is the first lady we need
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:50:55): meanwhile she's highly educated, has had a long career, done so much stuff for education, healthy living/obesity for kids, had a big thing for urban housing/poverty a few years ago etc
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:51:15): but of course because of her last name it has to be partisan. what good has o'reilly ever done for anyone in society?
Mark Cuckerberg (12:51:37): he gave them a new spin on the old tale of jesus's death
Mark Cuckerberg (12:51:46): and lincoln's death
Mark Cuckerberg (12:51:50): and JFK's death
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:52:12): i thought he was in a no-spin zone
Mark Cuckerberg (12:52:17): next up "Killing O'Reilly"
Mark Cuckerberg (12:52:20): his suicide memoir
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:53:08): Bill O'Reilly is the only man with the moral fiber and fortitude to take down a vile man like Bill O'Reilly
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:53:11): and HE KNOWS IT
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:54:03): i have made it my goal for my 20s to become a more open minded/less negative/cynical person and it is really hard with all this bullshit white noise in this election
Mark Cuckerberg (12:55:24): i think it's ok to be cynical about what is the current situation as long as you're hopeful about it changing. it's hard not to by cynical. \xa055% of the population don't like hillary and 57% don't like trump. \xa0whoever is elected is essentially starting with a negative popularity rating lol
Mark Cuckerberg (14:19:58): my parents are going to see Hillary's America tonight lol
Diet Cuck (14:23:31): O boy
Diet Cuck (14:23:53): I more surprised hear that it's playing in theaters
Mark Cuckerberg (14:24:27): can't do worse than ghostbusters
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:25:59): Hilary's America is going to be a sequel to Minority Report
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:26:18): they cause woman to have abortions before they're even pregnant
Mark Cuckerberg (14:27:50): "the precog determines that one day you will have a child who will one experiment with socialism. pregnancy status: to be terminated" that unborn babys name? \xa0Albert Marx
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:29:11): You can't terminate my child! He could be the next patriot, not a pinhead!
Mark Cuckerberg (14:29:45): If Hillary is president, we are all pinheads \ufffd
Mark Cuckerberg (14:29:47): \ufffd*
Mark Cuckerberg (16:41:40): my boss is an abusive boyfriend, and everyone who works here is his girlfriend
Mark Cuckerberg (16:42:14): he was yelling at my coworker, and then said to stay on top of things, and "don't make me do this again" as in yell at you again
Mark Cuckerberg (16:42:39): he also my other coworker Priscilla, that he only yells and is harsh cause he cares
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:54:49): I go day drinking and eating sushi for 4 hours at Trump Soho and I come back to this
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:55:28): i cant leave you guys alone with out you talking about "Equality" and "We should respect people for there actions"
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:55:34): Im only here for the dick jokes
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:56:17): For real though i love my job
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:59:21): They let me go to the bathroom twice today, and they said if I meet my metrics next quarter I can get another two bathroom tokens. I love my job as well.
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:59:45): Damn Pete, thats so much pooping
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:00:02): you gotta be a regualatr as josh to take full advantage
Diet Cuck (18:20:07): I'm so regular that I scheduled my GREs for 530pm cause I knew it would fall after my second poop of the day
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (18:20:25): If you have an extra 400 to 500 dollars. Trump soho is really nice
Diet Cuck (18:24:02): How are the tacos?
Mark Cuckerberg (18:31:45): I've been to trump tower, It's aight
Mark Cuckerberg (18:31:49): For a cuck
Mark Cuckerberg (19:07:51): I may have helped put a person in prison today so I'm finally liking my job lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:17:26): Did you call the cops to report a suspicious Muslim in the building
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:50:38): None
Mark Cuckerberg (21:54:38): None
Mark Cuckerberg (21:54:50): My brother has a program called poke buddy running. It seems to automate the game pokemon go somehow? He has the task "farm pokestops" and "transfer bad pokemon" checked off
Mark Cuckerberg (21:55:48): I see now, on the map it's his character and it's moving automatically. He is automating pokemon go.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (21:56:38): So what is the fun of the game lol
Diet Cuck (21:57:49): The profit margins
Cuck A Doodle Doo (23:08:42): None
Diet Cuck (23:11:03): https://youtu.be/TtbBqS8cyJk
Saturday, 30 July 2016
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (07:35:58): None
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:23:18): He's got a solid entourage
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:27:39): None
Mark Cuckerberg (23:13:47): None
Sunday, 31 July 2016
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:38:04): #DicksOutForHarambe
Monday, 01 August 2016
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (07:58:22): Do people actually believe this. Or is it kinda like the_donald. People on the outside think it's real but the people on thin side are either having a laugh or mentally handicapped
Mark Cuckerberg (08:01:58): Basketball player draymond green actually put his dick on his snap story with #dicksoutforharambe
Mark Cuckerberg (09:08:09): Google him and all you will see is him apologizing for it now lol
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:10:17): http://www.businessinsider.com/kevin-roberts-on-women-in-leadership-roles-2016-7??r=UK&IR=T
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:10:24): This is part of my company
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:10:28): well parent compnay
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:10:43): we just got an email condemning him
Mark Cuckerberg (09:21:33): We had a black president racism is over and once hillary is pres sexism will finally be over too #power
Mark Cuckerberg (10:15:24): Our next president
Mark Cuckerberg (10:15:30): None
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:53:21): We elect a black man president, and as soon as he is about to leave we have the worst race relations in over 25 years. America has gone black and is uncertain if we will go back
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:59:41): They moved my desk and now I sit across from my boss, next to person i report directly to and in front of the office of my VP. I have never been more productive then these last 2 hours
Mark Cuckerberg (11:12:43): I think it's the relations between cops and people which is intertwined with race that are the worst they've been.
Mark Cuckerberg (11:12:46): And lol that sucks
Mark Cuckerberg (11:12:57): its like being made to sit next to the teacher cause you were bad in class
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:22:12): I was good, but they wanted me to be closer to the team
Mark Cuckerberg (11:23:05): Oh no it is normally a good thing in the workplace lol. I got moved up to the first floor from the basement because I was doing good. \xa0Now no one calls my troglodyte anymore.
Mark Cuckerberg (11:25:11): "Do all you idiots actually want Hillary to win or is it just your spite of Trump (the successful old white guy, heaven forbid) that makes you want to turn the US into Russia?\n\nWe developed this country to get away from anarchist rule not to go right back into it. Shit, by 2022 if the dems have their way I'll be a tranny using the rapist-friendly bathroom after I eat my Mexican falafel with curry in a POW camp run by Kim Jong Ding Dong and North Korea with my 5 kids, Juan, Muhammad, Jing Lee, Daqueesha, and Harabe, all because Hillary decided a peace pipe pow-wow at a mosque and arming the military with tasers was the best way to go."
Mark Cuckerberg (11:25:27): I love how pissed off people on reddit get about everything and how the first step is to always go to the extreme
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:46:41): Thats the internet for you
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:48:01): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-_JhRJ0tWA
Mark Cuckerberg (12:32:39): None
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:35:31): We might disagree on alot of issues, economic\xa0systems, abortions, whether Poodie\xa0Tang deserves 9 Oscars or 10. But we all agree on Dank Memes
Mark Cuckerberg (12:36:39): You could be a nazi, but if your nazi memes are dank, I'll at least listen
Mark Cuckerberg (12:55:19): 9% of our voting public determined our election would be Trump v Hillary. Only 9% of people participated in the primaries. \xa0We deserve this lol
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:27:37): well you have to declare when you vote in primiaries
Mark Cuckerberg (13:33:39): Yea I'm just saying less than 1/10 eligble voters actually voted to decide it would be the shill v the donald
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:43:56): I think they should let everyone vote for who they want
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:44:01): like in the prmiaries
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:44:14): like the top 4 parties everyone can vote
Mark Cuckerberg (13:44:20): Yea I agree. Some states allow you to declare when you vote. \xa0But the problem is that 9/10 people didn't even bother to vote
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:44:29): I would have
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:44:37): but i dont want to declare
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:44:40): so i cant vote
Diet Cuck (14:30:09): http://time.com/4352797/ranked-choice-voting-maine-donald-trump/
Diet Cuck (14:30:19): Ranked Choice Voting
Diet Cuck (14:30:22): That is all
Diet Cuck (14:34:24): https://youtu.be/pX1N37rPmHc
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:35:04): What am I missing here
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:36:29): We were talking how the Primary voice is wonky
Diet Cuck (14:41:21): In essence, only 4.5% of the American people actually voted for Trump to be the nominee. Same thing with Hillary. That's fucked
Diet Cuck (14:41:48): Majority of primary voters voted for someone other than Trump
Diet Cuck (14:43:03): But since it's a plurality wins system, Trump won. So if there's 17 candidates, and person with the most wins, Trump wins even if he only got 20% in the state. Because the other 80% was divided between 16 other candidates
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:44:23): I dont want Bernie, Nor Hilliary, Nor Trump. This is the year 3rd parties can make a big splash getting there platforms\xa0out there since people dont\xa0like anyone
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:44:27): I liked Rubio
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:44:32): he would have been my guy
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:45:15): If trump doesnt win, i can see Rubio coming out on top next time, since Ted shot himself in the foot and Trump just destroyed Jeb
Diet Cuck (14:50:32): Honestly, I don't think Ted did himself a disservice at all. I think it's gonna play real well in his future since he was the only one with the balls to try and stop Trump at the RNC
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:51:03): I think its just saying he is Party first
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:51:10): which might be good since Trumo
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:51:21): but if it goes back to normal then no it wont
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:51:30): this Election is just a dumpster fire,
Mark Cuckerberg (15:05:44): Rubio actually had some good idea's regarding college credits and payment. it wasn't ideal but it was progress.
Mark Cuckerberg (15:05:54): Marc, how are things with street nip girl?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:06:03): Boy Howdy
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:06:11): Do i have some stories
Mark Cuckerberg (15:06:41): c'mon
Mark Cuckerberg (15:06:45): you can't blue ball us like this
Mark Cuckerberg (15:06:56): we're all taken or celibate against our will (josh)
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:07:53): So she has a boyfriend, and she wakes up and tells him, then she say it was a mistake blah blah blah i was drunk i dont know what happened blah blah blah, she know she is the one who kissed me and i being the tank i am, well i was drunk but remembered everything
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:08:13): so she asked can we pretend we just kissed a little bit
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:08:16): i was like sure
Mark Cuckerberg (15:08:25): oh instead of sucking nip in the middle of the street?
Mark Cuckerberg (15:08:46): you just kissed? at least thats the story she wants to tell the bf?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:08:53): So she says can you send a snap chat saying i kissed her
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:08:59): i go sure
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:09:01): and i send it
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:09:13): and then she is like i dont want this to be weird about this
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:09:18): i say i wont
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:09:30): so rewind to that night
Mark Cuckerberg (15:09:36): lolol "hey remember when we kissed and I definitely didn't suck your nip in public"
Mark Cuckerberg (15:09:46): was this snap chat to show her bf proving you only kissed?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:09:56): she screen shoted it
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:10:03): what ever lie she needs to say i dont really care
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:10:09): no my chair not my problem
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:10:20): but i know three things
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:10:26): one she is a terrible kisser
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:10:34): two them nips pierced
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:10:47): and three, if i wanted street penertation i could have had it
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:11:01): but i didnt want to bang my intern in an alley with out a condom
Mark Cuckerberg (15:11:09): yea, gotta be responsible
Mark Cuckerberg (15:11:21): here's a tip, stop at the nip
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:11:22): so we have more happy hours
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:11:28): and she will drink
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:11:34): and then tell me all teh same things
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:11:36): she like me
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:11:43): blah blah blah
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:11:46): and ill push her off
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:11:53): and then move onto my next conquest
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:12:16): there is a 29 year old at work who wants me, she aint great
Mark Cuckerberg (15:12:22): you know pushing her off will only make her want you amore
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:12:25): but im more in it for the storeies
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:12:34): I know
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:12:37): but i have the power
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:12:43): BITCH IM HEMAN
Mark Cuckerberg (15:12:57): lol is she your intern specifically or just an intern in general
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:13:15): specifically
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:13:21): like i give her work
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:13:57): its what ever, at my job people bang all the time
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:14:11): im gunna\xa0go after Hannah next
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:14:40): Hannah actually cute
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:14:56): but my intern is indian, so im\xa0multicultiral\xa0meow
Mark Cuckerberg (15:16:06): just be careful
Mark Cuckerberg (15:16:09): don't shit where you eat
Mark Cuckerberg (15:16:12): or fuck where you eat
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:17:36): i try not to
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:17:40): but also
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:17:45): i dont care
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:17:55): i aint trying to find a wife
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:18:03): i need like a nurse or a teacher
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:18:07): down home girl
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:18:23): where i will make all the money and bang hot starlets
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:18:32): or just her
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:18:39): I want to be Arie Gold
Diet Cuck (15:19:20): \u201cRomance in the Workplace\u201d https://doing.biz/romance-in-the-workplace-96548196c005
Diet Cuck (15:19:34): Fuck your way to the top Marc
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:19:53): http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-i-m-not-a-role-model-just-because-i-dunk-a-basketball-doesn-t-mean-i-should-raise-your-charles-barkley-1-84-35.jpg
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:20:05): i could have fucked the top
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:20:09): while her on top
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:20:19): I live a weird life
Mark Cuckerberg (15:24:19): oh yea
Mark Cuckerberg (15:24:30): when you blew it with the hot rich CEO who was drunk and wanted to bang you
Mark Cuckerberg (15:24:34): good job rtard
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:30:56): Hey, i can hit it
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:31:02): just gotta figure out when
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (18:00:17): who wants to go see some titties
Cuck A Doodle Doo (18:24:39): Strip club?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (18:35:58): or hit on your interens
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (18:47:21): where was that link to see who will win the predinecy
Diet Cuck (19:14:12): http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=mobilebar&v=1
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:38:20): okay, so im waiting for some reports to run
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:38:26): and i went on reddit
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:38:57): and saw on the Donald that\xa0trump tweeted something off teh\xa0website, so i looked
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:39:09): and then i figured lets look at the replies
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:39:17): one person says shut up
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:39:29): a person replies that he shouldnt if its true
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:39:43): then guy one says he is terrible
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:40:04): Trump guys says at least he doesnt love teh\xa0KKK
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:40:08): like hiliary
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:40:15): Guy one says prove it
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:40:45): Now, i think the trump guy's eye must have blown the fuck up and the showed the hillary KKK guys
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:40:59): literlally his life gaol was achivedn then and there
Mark Cuckerberg (22:06:24): you know whats more important than electing our next president? electing your next waifu. \xa0exhibit A)
Mark Cuckerberg (22:06:30): None
Mark Cuckerberg (22:06:37): need I say more
Tuesday, 02 August 2016
Cuck A Doodle Doo (06:49:28): Lol @ you suckers dating 3Ds. They are not pure
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (08:08:17): You wouldn't have a used sex doll
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (08:08:29): So why a used women. I only date pure
Mark Cuckerberg (11:04:50): handdad + freaky friday =
Mark Cuckerberg (11:05:08): son, mom, and hand dad finish eating at a weird Chinese restaurant, hand dad opens a up a fortune cookie that says "you don't really know how hard anyone has it until you walk a mile in their shoes"\nthe mom says "yea, you don't know how hard I have it" to which hand dad scoffs "cmon, I'm a fucking hand attached to a teenage son"\nthen the electricity goes out and you see their souls switch, but nothing happens...till the next morning\nthen the mom wakes up and realizes she is now the hand, hand dad wakes up and realizes he's the wife\nand by the eend\nthe wife realizes hand dad does have it hard, and hand dad realizes he'd rather be a hand than a woman
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:10:50): put me back in the fucking hand! i can't stand another episode of the view
Mark Cuckerberg (14:18:16): marc your doppelganger at my job
Mark Cuckerberg (14:18:18): just got fired
Mark Cuckerberg (14:18:19): again
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:19:31): i heard if you fire him 3 times that's when you get the real savings
Mark Cuckerberg (14:20:37): and just like that
Mark Cuckerberg (14:20:51): i become the most attractive man in the office
Mark Cuckerberg (14:20:59): the iron throne is mine
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:21:33): how's it feel to be the office hunk
Mark Cuckerberg (14:26:32): I feel strangely powerful
Mark Cuckerberg (14:26:40): I'm work-hot now
Mark Cuckerberg (14:26:42): by default
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:32:17): until he hires some hunk
Mark Cuckerberg (14:32:53): man ill be so pissed
Mark Cuckerberg (14:32:57): better get in shape before then
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:37:34): yea i have no shot being work hunk
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:38:06): I'm in the Future Hunks training program at work
Cuck A Doodle Doo (14:38:17): they are grooming us now so that way when we hit 40 we can ruin marriages
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:41:04): Pfft, im already there Pete
Mark Cuckerberg (14:41:07): by that time you'll be a rich hunk and get the half asian variety wives
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:01:33): so apparently someone just stole one of rene's jokes and he called him out on it
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:01:38): are we missing something here
Mark Cuckerberg (15:05:01): what like a real comedian stole one of rene's jokes? did they make it funny somehow?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:05:14): idk it was another twitter comedy person like rene
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:05:18): and it was the same unfunny joke
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:05:30): do you think rene might actually be funny
Mark Cuckerberg (15:07:26): is it possible we're the unfunny ones?
Mark Cuckerberg (15:07:30): No, it's Rene who is wrong
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:09:38): it's the only logical explanation
Mark Cuckerberg (16:45:38): what was the joke?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:49:55): Spagetti and Meatballs
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:10:37): Savage
Diet Cuck (19:37:37): Wait, so what was Rene's joke that was stolen
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (23:53:50): I'm like 8 years late to this party. And just finished gears 2. Did Marcus and Anya have a romance I just missed or is it flushed out int the 3rd game
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (23:53:58): Cause I know they bang
Wednesday, 03 August 2016
Cuck A Doodle Doo (07:24:05): No they just shoehorned it in
Cuck A Doodle Doo (07:24:19): Third game has a weird story even for gears standards
Cuck A Doodle Doo (07:24:34): Dom becomes a farmer and Cole has an existential crisis
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (08:04:54): "Does the Cole Train really run on whole grain. Or does whole grain run on the Cole train"
Mark Cuckerberg (08:52:59): "Am I Cole Train or a Coal Train? WHO AM IIIII?"
Diet Cuck (13:23:20): Check out @Morning_Joe's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/760790261370753025?s=09
Diet Cuck (13:23:29): This is frightening
Diet Cuck (13:25:25): Trump asked why if we have nukes we can't use them
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:28:12): he does raise a good point
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:28:37): if we nuke every other country then there is nobody left to compare the US against, ergo America is Great Again
Diet Cuck (13:31:03): But then we're also the worst
Diet Cuck (13:31:10): So leave Mexico intact
Diet Cuck (13:31:17): They can be the worst
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:52:06): http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/
Diet Cuck (13:57:24): Yeah it ain't looking good for him
Mark Cuckerberg (14:20:33): Nate Silver of 538 has been wrong so much this election I don't really give him any credence anymore at least for this cycle
Mark Cuckerberg (14:22:01): I also think a lot of people don't want to tell people they're voting trump but will once they're in the voting booth
Mark Cuckerberg (16:22:18): apparently those nuke comments, Joe heard from a guy who had a confidential talk with trump
Mark Cuckerberg (16:22:18): and apparently they were from months ago
Mark Cuckerberg (16:22:36): this is truly the finale of sienfeld
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:09:41): Just got this email from my mom
Diet Cuck (19:47:00): How do people believe this shit
Diet Cuck (19:47:34): Like I can conceive of president Trump saying he wants to do that
Thursday, 04 August 2016
Mark Cuckerberg (08:32:30): Please forward that to me lol
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (08:47:53): This has never happened to me before until now. \n\nA girl with on tinder sent me nude snap chats. And one was of downtown. I have never been so disgusted in my life. I stopped talking to her.
Mark Cuckerberg (09:01:50): so my coworker may be being let go on his birthday
Mark Cuckerberg (09:01:52): talk about a shit birthday
Mark Cuckerberg (09:07:33): http://www.nj.com/cumberland/index.ssf/2016/08/panic_confusion_disbelief_in_911_mix-up_police_sho.html
Mark Cuckerberg (10:36:28): so looks like there may be production issues for my bosses film
Mark Cuckerberg (10:36:48): remember how we looked up that old movie, This is Who I Am
Mark Cuckerberg (10:37:00): and it used to be called American Mobster: Miami Shakedown
Mark Cuckerberg (10:37:32): apparently that production company claims to own the name american mobster
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:45:15): New plan
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:45:23): we make a movie about making this movie
Mark Cuckerberg (10:46:18): ah yes, meta hippy jew humor
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:46:40): Oh Vey, what are we gunna do about the name
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:54:00): Brian how many people work at your company?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:54:05): like sub 20?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:57:11): I wanna know how many people my company would have to fire to be the same percent as letting Fake Marc go
Mark Cuckerberg (11:05:05): well before we let anyone go, there are 2 partners, me, new girl, the 2 joes (russian and marc variety), the milf receptionist, and after that 2 part time people
Mark Cuckerberg (11:05:40): so 9 if you count part time people. 7 if you don't. \xa0equivalent to firing 11-14% of your staff
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:10:41): my copmany would let go 30-40 people to match Joes, and my umbrella company would have to let go around 550 people
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:10:51): Brian you are worth 550 of me
Mark Cuckerberg (11:10:57): i feel so powerful
Mark Cuckerberg (11:11:09): now if only i was paid 550x more
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:11:58): said the socialist
Mark Cuckerberg (11:12:20): i kid
Mark Cuckerberg (11:12:25): i love squalor
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:12:32): Brian dont deny, we know you are fat capitalist pig like us
Mark Cuckerberg (11:12:37): nah lol
Mark Cuckerberg (11:12:45): everyday i go deeper in the rabbit hole
Mark Cuckerberg (11:12:54): soon ill end up in china or something
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:13:11): http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0cxFUDrujZM/U7aAzmRm9DI/AAAAAAAAmMk/geFLvlIWE2M/s1600/capitalist+pig+2+copy+copy.jpg
Mark Cuckerberg (11:13:14): i did do great today so far in the stock market though, made more there than a full days salary
Mark Cuckerberg (11:13:51): lol you guys see the forbes article recently where a rich man was saying the 99% of the population should have some sympathy for the 1% who won't be able to sustain their lavish lifestyles in retirement
Mark Cuckerberg (11:14:56): None
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:16:51): Most Homeless people are mentally ill people
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:17:06): and should be helped
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:17:24): i misspelt exterminated, my b
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:19:56): we are all very different people brought together by our love for dank weed and dank memes
Mark Cuckerberg (11:20:11): all i want is a dank life
Mark Cuckerberg (11:25:42): Look at all this labor I exploited today. Think I'm gonna quit my job and just exploit full time.
Mark Cuckerberg (11:32:01): seriously though the stock market is so silly
Mark Cuckerberg (11:32:30): after Pokemon Go, nitendo's stock went up a bit and it's market cap really grew
Mark Cuckerberg (11:32:45): then the stock went back down when the investors realized Nitendo didn't actually create Pokemon Go
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:52:37): Thats captailism
Mark Cuckerberg (11:53:01): crapitalism amirite gaylords
Diet Cuck (11:53:15): https://youtu.be/uZoFNVhEfpE
Mark Cuckerberg (11:54:25): ill watch that when im not at work
Mark Cuckerberg (12:08:44): http://i.imgur.com/Kl7RrSS.gifv
Mark Cuckerberg (12:09:54): someone needs to edit a lazer coming out of her mouth
Mark Cuckerberg (13:10:33): http://i.imgur.com/pBjNj1z.gifv
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:30:37): I want to read her emails to find the stupid ones, like "hey bill working late, get Chinese for dinner"
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:30:54): or when she replied all to a company wide email
Mark Cuckerberg (13:31:02): oh I was reading through some of htem
Mark Cuckerberg (13:31:07): many of them remind me of my boss actually lol
Mark Cuckerberg (13:31:28): I found one where she was asking her assistant to set up a drink with this 5 star general. aka going to pound town
Mark Cuckerberg (13:31:51): most are her employees sending her the recent articles about her, and her fowarding them to her assistant "Pls print"
Mark Cuckerberg (13:32:57): another one, she was sent a article, and she forwarded it the jewish guy who was her aid unofficially (obama said she couldn't bring him into the whitehouse, he's rumored to be the source of the obama/kenya connection).
Mark Cuckerberg (13:33:17): so she's sent an article that seemed straightforward and she forwards it to this guy with the message "What is this"
Mark Cuckerberg (13:34:43): she's such a dumb b, it's obvious for many emails she doesn't read them and just forwards them to have someone else give her the analysis
Mark Cuckerberg (13:34:47): which is what my boss does
Mark Cuckerberg (13:34:49): to me
Mark Cuckerberg (13:34:50): which I hate
Mark Cuckerberg (13:34:55): QED I hate clinton
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:51:46): a vote for clinton is a vote for your boss printing out emails
Mark Cuckerberg (15:46:30): I forgot to tell you guys a pretty funny story about Gokusnake so here we go
Mark Cuckerberg (15:47:31): Last weekend I was over Haley's grandparents who were out for the week. It was me Haley Evan Nick and Cori there. \xa0When it gets to evening Nick Cori and Evan start having a few drinks. \xa0And Nick starts telling us about a feud he's having at work
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:48:00): where does he work?
Mark Cuckerberg (15:48:23): A glass sheet factory I think, they make windows, something related to that
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:48:28): ok
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:48:32): CONTINUE
Mark Cuckerberg (15:48:37): It's about a video game. Some guy at his work say's he plays Street Fighter and he's good at it, and I guess he tells Nick he could beat him.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:48:43): Bad move
Mark Cuckerberg (15:48:50): And Nick goes on this rant about how' he's been playing this since the 80's, the orginal
Mark Cuckerberg (15:49:11): And that "I'm a Gamer. You don't fuck with a Gamer on a game he says he's good at"
Mark Cuckerberg (15:49:22): he repeated that or some version of it many times
Mark Cuckerberg (15:50:12): So anyways, its the evening after work, they were supposed up to play on the PS4 network at like 6 or something. Nick get's a message from the guys GF over the PS4 Network " hey so and so is away, he said he'll be on in 20 minutes"
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:50:33): lol i like where this is going
Mark Cuckerberg (15:50:58): Now the fact that this guy had his gf message Nick was a huge thing to him. "What a bitch move having your girlfriend message me saying you're not there. \xa0But whatever, I decided I'd wait. \xa0But he doesn't show up for an hour and a half so I got off"
Mark Cuckerberg (15:51:10): the next day at work
Mark Cuckerberg (15:51:27): he brags about how he kept calling this guy a bitch for having his girlfriend message him and a pussy for not showing up
Mark Cuckerberg (15:51:42): he even mentioned one time when the guy was like "seriously, still" and nick replied "all day"
Mark Cuckerberg (15:51:52): like he was proud about holding this grudge over not playing street fighter
Mark Cuckerberg (15:52:40): the guy got pissed I guess and told him he could kick his ass in Street fighter and nick said nah stfu, play me. then he got another coworkers attention and asked "you know me. \xa0I'm a gamer. \xa0do I fuck around with the games I play?"
Mark Cuckerberg (15:52:46): and the coworker responded in the negative
Mark Cuckerberg (15:53:10): I'm sure everyone who knows him knows him is aware of how much he plays, it comes up a lot lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:53:30): i want to challenge him to street fighter so badly and then not show up
Mark Cuckerberg (15:53:39): so then he goes on "look I could understand if the guy was in the middle of the god of war games, and wanted to finish them before playing me, cool I get it. but to have his GIRLFRIEND message ME, just a straight up bitch move"
Mark Cuckerberg (15:53:49): lol
Mark Cuckerberg (15:54:11): im gonna look up a cheap combo with the cheapest character, memorize it and try to beat him
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:54:17): button mash it
Mark Cuckerberg (15:54:44): I have pretty good reaction speed now due to playing fifa and sitting 5 inches away so I can watch the feet
Mark Cuckerberg (15:54:47): so I think I can do it
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:55:09): Nah, just have an actual street fight
Mark Cuckerberg (15:55:10): just know one thing, you don't fuck with a gamer with his games
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:55:17): https://youtu.be/cTdQ7Xx4Q34?t=11s
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:55:32): Brian I will train you, first lesson, dick kick
Mark Cuckerberg (15:55:33): he bragged about how his son will beat evan in videogames soon
Mark Cuckerberg (15:55:57): I guess people have different dreams for their kids
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:55:57): you are going to marry into a weird famiuly
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:55:57): i feel like half of what gokusnake says sounds like a monologue you'd expect to hear from a 7th grader before he opens fire on his classmates in the cafeteria with the gun he brought from home
Mark Cuckerberg (15:56:24): I've actually talked to Cori more and she is pretty normal
Mark Cuckerberg (15:57:02): Haley's family is not weird really. It's just Nick who married into it
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:57:54): no offense but what does Cori see in The Master Gamer
Mark Cuckerberg (15:58:43): Not sure. they have a long history together. \xa0they met on myspace and bonded over Korn and slipknot
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:00:43): i guess it's true what they say, opposites attract
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:05:50): Well if everyone who marries in is weird
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:06:03): then what does that say about you brian
Mark Cuckerberg (16:06:07): i guess im weird too
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:06:19): also i miss Dante, Pete have Jessie call Dante
Mark Cuckerberg (16:06:21): idk i've had their aunt's tell me they like me while drunk, that im the good one
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:06:23): i miss him
Mark Cuckerberg (16:06:24): yea where's dante
Mark Cuckerberg (16:06:37): whats
Mark Cuckerberg (16:06:41): whats dante take on this
Mark Cuckerberg (16:06:48): lets have dante run a diagnostic
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:06:58): The Dante Down Low
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:07:07): Dante says the systems are coming in too hot
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:07:30): Just like him and he rips off his pants
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:07:36): Also marc how do you feel about the fact that if i marry into jessie's family, thre is a possibility that her sister's boyfriend becomes my brother in law
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:08:19): and then we have an arnold schwarzenegger/danny devito twins relationship
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:08:19): Then i can sneak into his gym
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:08:35): That man was huge
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:08:41): yea he's a monster
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:08:45): and better then me in everyway
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:08:50): expect i dont have a kid
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:08:54): so net even
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:09:27): I hope his daughter looks like her mom
Mark Cuckerberg (16:09:29): yea having a kid this young is like a -1000
Mark Cuckerberg (16:09:52): but he played college ball, getting a masters from columbia in poli sci and was a tank, so
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:10:05): the best thing is that the kid's mom is like 5'11"
Mark Cuckerberg (16:10:19): oh that kid is from a different girl?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:10:23): yea
Mark Cuckerberg (16:10:24): i thought it was from jessies sis
Mark Cuckerberg (16:10:25): ohhh
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:10:33): no her sister hates kids lol
Mark Cuckerberg (16:10:38): lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:11:03): when she was going to first meet her bf's daughter she said she was nervous because she didnt know what she would talk about with her lol
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:11:46): "So the wiggles still a thing"
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:13:42): My man goal is to be him
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:14:03): exepect the masters, i dont need that
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:14:09): or the random assualts
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:15:03): yea he loves his random assaults
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:43:31): so i got the all clear from my docotr
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:43:42): so we can do stupid shot for my birthday
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:43:58): maybe a nice steak dinner and cigars
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (18:55:32): Seems legit
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:17:52): Wanna do something next weekend?
Diet Cuck (20:54:51): I'm gonna be sheltered until the 19th
Cuck A Doodle Doo (21:33:05): Sounds GREat
Friday, 05 August 2016
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (07:18:16): None
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (07:18:26): We will figure it out
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (07:18:42): When do you go into hibernation josh
Mark Cuckerberg (09:04:51): i think he's in hibernation now
Mark Cuckerberg (09:04:54): http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/08/03/487640479/75-percent-of-americans-say-they-eat-healthy-despite-evidence-to-the-contrary?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20160803
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:06:08): i feel like 90% of americans dont even know what eating healthy constitutes
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:06:25): and food companies all disguise their shit as being healthy, i.e. whole wheat or all natural baked chips
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:06:40): that being said i have been eating like garbage for the last two or three weeks
Mark Cuckerberg (09:07:13): looks like we switched
Mark Cuckerberg (09:07:20): i've been among the strictest i've ever been
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:08:45): https://i.sli.mg/hCcWbp.gif
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:09:00): grocery shopping and cooking are the banes of my existence
Mark Cuckerberg (09:09:10): grocery store is my home away from home
Mark Cuckerberg (09:09:30): and cooking is actually something I enjoy and take pride in
Mark Cuckerberg (09:09:39): but recently i've just been lazy. it's just been a shit ton of salads lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:11:22): grocery shopping is just so time consuming and expensive so i put it off lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:11:33): and i think i wouldnt mind cooking so much if i didnt have to do it after work
Mark Cuckerberg (09:12:50): yea that's why I usually just cook in bulk now just so I won't have to later. idk i like grocery shopping and cooking for people.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:13:11): i want to hire you as my personal chef
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:13:30): aka mom
Mark Cuckerberg (09:14:25): you got it, i work for weed
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:15:50): my nigga
Mark Cuckerberg (09:15:57): my mom doesn't cook anymore
Mark Cuckerberg (09:16:02): now she asks ME whats for dinner
Mark Cuckerberg (09:16:04): i hate it
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:16:08): http://www.bloomingfieldfarmvt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dandelions.jpg
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:16:15): All that dank weed
Mark Cuckerberg (09:59:55): yesterday was Obama's birthday. On it he released an article he wrote "This is what a Feminist Looks Like"
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:32:30): http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/CMD-rLdWgAAEIXq.jpg-large-300x533.jpeg
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:32:49): if you arent attracted to her you are a misogynistic pig
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:36:04): what is that shit sagging out of her shirt
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:36:06): are those the boobs
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:36:15): or a front butt
Mark Cuckerberg (10:36:27): front butt is the worst butt
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:39:11): Its the FUPA
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:39:30): FUPA Chulupa belly of the buddha
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:39:43): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiUxt3hTi7A
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:40:09): http://i.imgur.com/Xm0P7Jw.gif
Mark Cuckerberg (11:15:52): https://imgur.com/a/2CvHq
Mark Cuckerberg (11:16:08): holy shit that gif is like a fucking lava lamp on crack
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:42:07): wasnt clinton\xa0kicking the shit out of trump
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:42:15): like more then that now
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:42:23): like she at like 70
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:43:28): 538 has clinton at 75%
Mark Cuckerberg (11:44:17): click the picture
Mark Cuckerberg (11:44:24): there's a second picture that explains how it happened
Mark Cuckerberg (11:44:34): oh shit it didn't go through old on
Mark Cuckerberg (11:44:49): None
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:44:55): but the NY times has trump at 40 to and hill dog at 45
Mark Cuckerberg (11:48:21): yea i don't trust 538 at all this election. 1) his bias is obvious now and 2) he's been very wrong. \xa0if we assume his predictions are right, we are living in the .0001% chance universe lol
Mark Cuckerberg (11:57:58): http://imgur.com/Pm3imzy
Mark Cuckerberg (11:58:10): nate silver is just a cuck who think's he knows math but he doesn't know true math
Mark Cuckerberg (12:47:17): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRCWTrOrN5M
Mark Cuckerberg (12:52:24): here it is the RNC - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs6HrFJmzis
Mark Cuckerberg (12:52:28): dnc is part 2
Mark Cuckerberg (13:50:55): None
Diet Cuck (16:50:27): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwH034Z3MrU
Diet Cuck (16:50:45): premier is tonight after eric andr\xe9
Diet Cuck (16:52:55): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-KNQRQJ-sk
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:05:57): I'm pretty stoked. Apparently it was censored a bit tho
Diet Cuck (17:08:52): i would assume that's the case. apparently eric andre was set to have 2 trannies fucking next to hannibal duing an interview with a guest, but legal shut him down
Cuck A Doodle Doo (18:49:18): We have had that same discussion about renting lol
Saturday, 06 August 2016
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:29:13): i enjoyed that
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:31:38): the sketch about bullying kids was my favorite
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (08:29:08): http://vader.joemonster.org/upload/rvf/152327054b2eccdgiphy.gif
Diet Cuck (10:24:09): Eric Andre was at the top of his game
Diet Cuck (10:24:29): MDE was pretty good too
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:02:05): Yea both were solid
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:02:38): Charles from MDE should get into acting, he was so good in the football thing
Diet Cuck (12:03:28): i loved the awkward teen angst
Diet Cuck (15:20:04): My dad just watched the episode of Eric Andre. He loved it.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:28:49): It's the perfect show for father son bonding
Monday, 08 August 2016
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:20:36): Sunday we are having a BBQ
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:20:40): invited
Mark Cuckerberg (09:34:44): I hope your mom smokes something again lol
Mark Cuckerberg (09:34:53): also I got the blu ray final cut of my bosses film
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:38:32): i hope the sex scene is still intact
Mark Cuckerberg (09:42:16): oh well the woman in it, her/her family are complaining and wanted it edited/reshot because you can see her nip for a sec
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:43:09): god forbid
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:43:29): it was art until you saw the corner of her nip
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:53:17): she cute though?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:53:41): nips the size of pepperoni?
Mark Cuckerberg (09:54:13): she aight but you can barely see the nip
Mark Cuckerberg (09:54:24): tinier then deli pepperoni, but bigger than lunchables pepperoni
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:54:40): so like normal pizza
Mark Cuckerberg (09:55:02): yea
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:55:06): https://www.pizzahut.com/assets/w/tile/thor/Pepperoni_Lovers_Pizza.png
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:00:20): i would love to suck on some perky pepperoni pizza right now
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:09:44): only in the street
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:13:20): listen, you guys gotts suck some street nip now
Mark Cuckerberg (10:37:45): None
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:38:12): lennon in the streets harambe in the sheets
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:55:55): would you guys be interested in going to a Red Bulls game on Saturday, to celebrate Mr. Ruggerio's Fateful Orgasm 25 years ago
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:11:50): Da Fuq is that
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:14:18): MLS
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:15:04): they were previously known as The Metrosexual Stars
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:15:12): at least that's what my dad called them
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:15:50): i could go
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:15:54): we can take the train
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:16:01): the path drops you right there
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:24:14): get blitzed
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:24:20): fight soccer hooligans
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:24:32): that's the dream innit
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:32:35): I thought street nip was the dream
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:54:01): I have texted teh same thing on tinder so many times that my phone autocompletes it
Mark Cuckerberg (11:54:12): whats your line
Mark Cuckerberg (11:54:56): "did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause your face is all fucked up"
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:06:02): Bitch you fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then it fell on top of oyu
Mark Cuckerberg (12:06:46): then they go "oh shit my v is wet"
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:07:32): then i go, that shit stank
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:07:39): but id futz with it
Mark Cuckerberg (12:27:31): you've all seen Air Bud right
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:44:45): yea
Mark Cuckerberg (12:44:47): there's Air Bud, Bud where he plays volley ball, bud where he plays football
Mark Cuckerberg (12:44:54): but you know the one field he never stepped foot on?
Mark Cuckerberg (12:44:56): the battlefield
Mark Cuckerberg (12:45:04): introducing Army Bud
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:45:18): Army Bud : Dogs of War
Mark Cuckerberg (12:45:41): oh dude that's grat
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:45:42): http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTU1NzYyNDQyNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzgzOTUxMQ@@._V1_UY268_CR2,0,182,268_AL_.jpg
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:46:02): looks like that made it with Christopher Walken as AirBud
Mark Cuckerberg (12:46:33): does that movie feature a dog as a sniper and explosives expert?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:56:14): Duh
Mark Cuckerberg (13:56:48): "Air Bud, I need you to run a diagnostic on that suspected IED 100 m up the road." "bark bark"
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:58:39): "OH MY GOD A SUICIDED BOMBER", faint gunshot heard in the\xa0distance, bomber falls to the ground, Zoom in to see air bud in a trees sniping. " Looks like he was barking up the right tree"
Mark Cuckerberg (13:59:08): "Air bud you saved us again!" "Bark bark"
Mark Cuckerberg (13:59:23): everytime air bud responds, its the same clip of him barking twice with the same background, no matter where they actually are
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:14:39): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e6/fd/e7/e6fde7d324d3e077aca1e7177c0d2f59.jpg
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:29:19): Cannot un see
Mark Cuckerberg (14:29:41): when the fuck did we get ice cream
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:31:39): http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljk4ypGH2W1qak9qho1_500.png
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:32:31): The special olympics okayed that movie
Mark Cuckerberg (14:56:44): fellas
Mark Cuckerberg (14:56:54): i have a full script of American Mobster, episode 1
Mark Cuckerberg (14:58:19): 40 pages
Mark Cuckerberg (15:06:20): oh this one features some courtroom sex
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:58:38): My VP just emailed me while she was in the bathroom
Mark Cuckerberg (15:58:45): and another sex scene that involves some gun play B)
Mark Cuckerberg (16:02:09): My boss has a habit of going into the bathroom and then talking to me through the wall
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:03:45): yea but your boss is an ugly man
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:03:53): mines a pretty attractive women
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:04:09): the uglier you are the more you talk while you poop
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:04:13): thats a fact
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:36:26): My intern's last day is Friday, do i got for the street penetration or just stick with the story i gained of street nip
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:36:07): None
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:43:25): Is that a hooker crying?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (18:06:13): I found Brians First message to Haley
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (18:06:14): http://i.imgur.com/0p5pCtr.jpg
Diet Cuck (21:00:45): https://youtu.be/cDFOL_5eZlw
Cuck A Doodle Doo (23:46:07): They've taken all our ideas
Tuesday, 09 August 2016
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:15:25): you guys coming Sunday, im\xa0trying to get a head count
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:31:52): Yessir
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:32:12): I'll also be at your BBQ \U0001f60e
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:36:26): http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/5886/what-are-the-lonely-island-s-funniest-lyrics-1979713539-jun-11-2013-1-600x450.jpg
Mark Cuckerberg (12:12:09): me and haley will be at the bbq
Mark Cuckerberg (12:12:15): also god damn it i can't believe couch dad is a thing
Mark Cuckerberg (12:12:26): the only thing their missing is the origin of how he came to be couch dad
Mark Cuckerberg (12:12:36): but all you need is christopher walken as the owner of a couch store and you're set
Mark Cuckerberg (12:20:51): None
Mark Cuckerberg (12:20:57): this is how I imagine we look
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:28:38): http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qOVO7SnBSlA/VV3CemCF86I/AAAAAAAAAcM/37bM07NUE58/s1600/power2.png
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:28:44): but this is how we feel
Mark Cuckerberg (12:29:00): thats what I see when I look in the mirror
Mark Cuckerberg (12:29:09): I'm not a scrawny white boy
Mark Cuckerberg (12:29:13): I'm three muscular black men
Mark Cuckerberg (13:09:47): https://gfycat.com/HelplessMistyDunnart
Diet Cuck (13:32:45): Sorry Marcy. Can't make it to your shindig.
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:33:00): Its cool
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:33:04): i know you got the GREs
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:33:12): plus the puppy hates Jews
Mark Cuckerberg (13:33:12): his dog would have torn into your goyim flesh anyways
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:33:40): His Full name is Wesley "The Third Riech" Ruggiero
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:52:17): You know that boner you get when you crush the hopes and dreams of a minority?
Mark Cuckerberg (13:53:49): I know that boner when I steal time away from my company by spending more time pooping than I really need to
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:54:19): Eating fiber is the greatest
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:54:27): more time paid to poop
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:54:51): Anyone else want to make Shit Stats with me?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:55:04): we track your poops or time and weight
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:55:13): and you can compete with friends
Mark Cuckerberg (13:56:44): I had a 1.2 pound fart this morning somehow
Mark Cuckerberg (13:56:50): I don't even know it was possible
Mark Cuckerberg (13:56:59): But yea ShitStats sounds great actually
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:57:03): you farted 1.2 pounds
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:57:26): is methane nitrogen and CO2 heavier then air?
Mark Cuckerberg (13:57:32): I'm not sure
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:57:52): isnt air like 90 something nitrogen
Mark Cuckerberg (13:58:17): I just know I woke up, pissed, weighed myself. 172.2. \xa0I go back to lay down for a second cause I don't want to go to work and let a long fart rip. \xa0think it'd be funny to weigh myself again not expecting anything and all of a sudden im 171, \xa0I checked multiple times and I was 171.
Mark Cuckerberg (13:58:32): I didn't believe it myself
Mark Cuckerberg (13:58:49): then I took an average size dump and thought I'd check again, and I didn't lose anything extra
Mark Cuckerberg (13:58:56): I think physics is bullshit
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:59:09): you weigh 171
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:59:15): what are you a women
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:59:28): no man should be under 450lbs
Mark Cuckerberg (13:59:33): yup almost back to the 160s after my years long absence
Mark Cuckerberg (13:59:37): real men have curves
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:00:03): http://i.imgur.com/au7kcMP.jpg
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:00:42): id like to know my optimal size
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:01:02): i took a test in college and it said no body fat id be 215lbs
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:01:16): id like to know what it is now
Mark Cuckerberg (14:01:36): go to a Dextra center
Mark Cuckerberg (14:01:40): I kind of want to go to one too
Mark Cuckerberg (14:01:44): find out my exact BF
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:01:50): nah i dont want to go be a scietologsit
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:04:24): I feel like im in a sitcom, im\xa0talking to like 4 girls from tinder, didnt\xa0put any names in phones
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:04:45): so im waiting until i find the coatcheck\xa0girl right infront of me the whole time
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:04:59): that was the year of the gas leak
Mark Cuckerberg (14:05:59): you don't even got nicknames like tits magee, the ass, butterface or blonde bitch?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:22:00): no
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:22:21): Its big Titties, big titties, big titties and short hair big titties
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:22:33): oh ones a virgin
Mark Cuckerberg (14:22:53): don't fuck the virgin lol
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:23:01): But i wann
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:23:08): ive take 3 v cards
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:23:13): I wanna collect them all
Mark Cuckerberg (14:23:20): want to make it an even 4 huh
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:23:53): its just a numbers game
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:24:03): theres a girl at work im gunna\xa0bang
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:24:17): i even got street nips telling me the girl wants to bang me
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:24:23): plus street nips does too
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:24:27): im a hot comedity
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:28:20): I might be work Hot
Mark Cuckerberg (14:30:13): whos this work girl
Mark Cuckerberg (14:30:17): is she in your dept
Mark Cuckerberg (14:30:23): a superior or lower level
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:31:07): She a superviosr
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:31:10): not my deparmtent
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:31:17): a little crazy
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:31:20): big tits
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:31:23): drinks alot
Mark Cuckerberg (14:31:24): how big
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:31:34): at least DD
Mark Cuckerberg (14:31:35): and how much
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:31:41): as much as me
Mark Cuckerberg (14:32:20): hmm
Mark Cuckerberg (14:32:26): as your love life advisor
Mark Cuckerberg (14:32:30): i'd say boink her
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:32:46): Brian are you trying to live Vicarsley through me?
Mark Cuckerberg (14:32:57): So what
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:32:57): im cool with it,
Mark Cuckerberg (14:33:27): It's not like I'll ever tinder again, until the tinder where married couples can meet other cool married couples becomes a thing
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:33:34): ill have a little picture of you in my wallet, and everything i see a girl, Just go, Do it for Brian
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:33:42): That should be a thing
Mark Cuckerberg (14:33:43): takes all the pressure off
Mark Cuckerberg (14:33:47): It should
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:33:48): Lets got on it
Mark Cuckerberg (14:33:55): right after I said it I wondered why it wasn't
Mark Cuckerberg (14:34:02): especially for married people with kids
Mark Cuckerberg (14:34:09): it's not like they have time to make friends
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:34:19): or even couples with not other couple friends
Mark Cuckerberg (14:34:48): a Friendr
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:34:59): it would turn into wife swap
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:35:26): or in Goku Snakes case, trading his wife to bang Evan and Brian
Mark Cuckerberg (14:36:39): he said i would bang his wife and he'd say he'd bang haley but then end up waking up with evan
Mark Cuckerberg (14:36:59): i think it's my sweet ass he's actually after though
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:38:35): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86NTk2woxPU
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:43:02): Holy shit was Community so good for 2 seasons
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:43:47): Any of you guys want to sing Some where out there with me?
Mark Cuckerberg (15:03:56): http://imgur.com/66bfxxx
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:55:01): https://i.redd.it/jqj6u8s6mcex.jpg
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:55:25): that guy only likes white artic foxes
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:37:38): so trump just made a joke about assassinating hilary clinton lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:37:47): http://www.vox.com/2016/8/9/12415644/donald-trump-second-amendment-joke
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:47:16): is it surpising though
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:47:46): also im like 97% Hiliary\xa0has actually hired some people to kill people
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:48:13): so as americans we fucked
Mark Cuckerberg (16:54:17): So apparently there's interest from HBO for my boss's show
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:55:27): it's all in the sauce scen
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:55:29): scene
Mark Cuckerberg (16:56:40): they liked the music and direction but thought they'd be getting a full pilot
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:59:27): so now they're filming it huh
Mark Cuckerberg (16:59:30): i told him if he's actually signed by HBO i will write for him lol
Mark Cuckerberg (16:59:32): yea
Mark Cuckerberg (16:59:38): gonna shoot the whole pilot now
Mark Cuckerberg (16:59:42): also Nino admitted he can't write
Mark Cuckerberg (16:59:53): so now my boss wants to write the pilot and wants my help
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:02:17): this is it, kid
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:02:19): the big time
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:02:20): ya made it
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:02:32): make sure to pepper in "gabagool"
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:06:42): who is Nino
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:06:49): like construction Nino
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:06:58): ill write for him too
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:07:24): "That Nigger a Faggot" I feel like your boss would love that
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:07:33): brian this is your shot to add in a little hand dad
Mark Cuckerberg (17:08:47): "I'm walking here!" - Nino "yea were walking here!" - ninos hand dad
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:09:03): perfect
Diet Cuck (17:15:14): HBO? there is no way that is possible
Diet Cuck (17:15:27): you should see the email that your boss is basing this off of
Diet Cuck (17:15:59): he's probably hyping himself up based on an email saying, "o, this looks great" from some lowly schmuck working at HBO
Mark Cuckerberg (17:16:06): I heard him talking on the phone
Diet Cuck (17:16:24): with who?
Mark Cuckerberg (17:17:02): It's a personal friend. Not sure. I'd literally would put everything else on hold to write got hbo though but that's probably a pipe dream lol
Mark Cuckerberg (17:17:14): For hbo*
Diet Cuck (17:17:30): no way in hell that HBO would make their next mafia show about Miami Shakedown. to go from sopranos to that is unacceptable
Diet Cuck (17:17:54): you should write if he this is for real, but i wouldnt be so trusting in your boss
Mark Cuckerberg (17:17:56): They want a full pilot to make a judgement
Mark Cuckerberg (17:18:29): They saw the finished product of what we saw and just want a full pilot
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:19:19): our we sure this is HBO and not like another HBO like the Hebert Belfante Orchestra
Diet Cuck (17:19:31): that sounds like something anyone at any network would say. but just because they wanna see a pilot doesnt guarantee further production. but
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:19:39): American Mobster is going to get picked up by HBO and Rene is going to be opening in madison square garden soon
Diet Cuck (17:19:40): you should still write if your boss is gonna let you
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:19:46): has the world gone mad or maybe i am out of touch
Mark Cuckerberg (17:19:57): We are our of touch tbh
Diet Cuck (17:20:02): thats a good line for hand dad
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:20:07): Write a horrifc sex sence
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:20:12): and see what happens
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:20:24): if 9 lives and pup star got green light
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:20:26): we can do ti
Mark Cuckerberg (17:20:47): Well see my boss wants to get away from Nino the character and make the show just about corruption in LA
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:21:01): Brian,
Diet Cuck (17:21:09): umm, does he know anything about LA?
Mark Cuckerberg (17:21:15): So there would be the mob but also other Gangs, politics etc
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:21:23): copy and paste the plot synposis of true crime streets of LA
Mark Cuckerberg (17:21:23): I got the street cred
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:21:28): and see what happend
Mark Cuckerberg (17:21:33): He got the capital
Mark Cuckerberg (17:21:40): All in the game
Diet Cuck (17:22:05): seriously though, what insight could your boss possibly have into crime, gangs, and politics of LA
Diet Cuck (17:22:10): hes from NJ
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:22:15): The game begins with Det. Nick Kang (voiced by Russell Wong) being recruited into the autonomous Elite Operations Division of the LAPD at the behest of Chief Wanda Parks (C. C. H. Pounder). Kang is the son of Henry Wilson, a detective whose disappearance twenty years previously has remained unsolved. He was recently suspended from the police department for repeated incidents of excessive force, but Parks believes he has what it takes to help the E.O.D. break a case involving a series of bombings in Chinatown. Kang's gut tells him the Triad is behind it. Parks partners him with Det. Rosie Velasco (Michelle Rodriguez), an ex-gangbanger turned cop.
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:22:32): Literally dont change shit
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:23:34): The show begins with Det. Nick Kang (looking at Russell Wong) being recruited into the autonomous Elite Operations Division of the LAPD at the behest of Chief Wanda Parks ( looking at C. C. H. Pounder). Kang is the son of Henry Wilson, a detective whose disappearance twenty years previously has remained unsolved. He was recently suspended from the police department for repeated incidents of excessive force, but Parks believes he has what it takes to help the E.O.D. break a case involving a series of bombings in Chinatown. Kang's gut tells him the Triad is behind it. Parks partners him with Det. Rosie Velasco (lookig at Michelle Rodriguez), an ex-gangbanger turned cop.
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:23:37): Done
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:23:42): show it to him
Mark Cuckerberg (17:24:15): He works with lots of lawyers and judges. The first script for the pilot includes a corrupt judge.
Diet Cuck (17:24:51): is he shooting for The Wire: LA
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:24:51): We can do it like the wire
Mark Cuckerberg (17:25:00): That's what I was thinking
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:25:06): Season one LA
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:25:09): Season 2 New York
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:25:15): season 3 Hing Kong
Mark Cuckerberg (17:25:35): If I'm writing it it's gonna be the wire: LA shakedown
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:25:40): season 4 ( i dont know since sleeping dogs two isnt out yet)
Mark Cuckerberg (17:27:05): I don't think he's ever seen the wire
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:27:06): Damn lol big changes
Diet Cuck (17:27:16): Brian, let's get a sitdown with your boss. Pitch him all the ridiculous ideas we have had for TV/movie productions.
Mark Cuckerberg (17:27:29): Yea he doesn't want to continue with Nino I think loo
Diet Cuck (17:27:31): does he wanna be a producer or a writer?
Mark Cuckerberg (17:27:53): He wants to do the music
Mark Cuckerberg (17:28:16): And pitch ideas, maybe write some
Diet Cuck (17:28:26): so is he funding all of this just so that he can get the music credits on IMDb?
Mark Cuckerberg (17:29:06): No hell be a producer and a composer but he sees himself more a big picture guy
Mark Cuckerberg (17:31:56): Idk I kind am looking forward to writing something serious and not dad related even if it's not my own personal idea
Diet Cuck (17:32:23): no doubt, it would be fun
Mark Cuckerberg (17:32:25): Maybe include a twist that uncle Tony? That's actually ninos dad.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:32:27): I think we need to move away from the dads
Mark Cuckerberg (17:33:22): Maybe I'll pay 90 and take Aaron sorkins screenwriting class so I can learn to write scenes where people walk through hallways and exchange quick witted banter
Mark Cuckerberg (17:33:53): My boss is willing to buy final draft for me lol
Mark Cuckerberg (17:34:33): But only if I'm going to use it he said. It felt like he was trying to buy my love at a divorced christmas
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:35:24): This is a good chance to work on your screenwriting skills
Diet Cuck (17:37:08): i still like my idea that I had a while ago about CIA and NSA owned coffee shops. Govt supplies wannabe screenwriters with free WiFi, and collect all of their ideas, nationwide. They pick the best ones to actually act on. Kinda like Argo produced a fake movie, the CIA would pick and choose the best parts of scripts to be more creative in their covert activities. like outsourcing their creative efforts to unwitting coffee enthusiasts
Diet Cuck (17:37:41): called "Intelligentcia"
Diet Cuck (17:37:56): because of the stupid fucking intelligentsia coffee
Cuck A Doodle Doo (17:52:31): What if the writers just write at home
Diet Cuck (18:01:19): If you can afford your own Wi-Fi, you're already a successful writer with ideas already out in the public domain. We'll steal those too
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (18:37:10): I got a book of ideas I flushed out
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (18:37:18): I'd be open to sharing some
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (18:37:20): Not all
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:10:19): You guys remember in old cartoons when you could tell someone was going to interact with something because it was lighter then he background
Cuck A Doodle Doo (19:51:29): That was just gods light
Diet Cuck (20:16:50): Considering the last episode of Eric Andre: https://twitter.com/Sprite/status/762793200582930432?s=09
Cuck A Doodle Doo (20:32:15): Can't wait for this week's episode
Mark Cuckerberg (20:43:04): Go on marc about the objects being lighter in cartoons
Wednesday, 10 August 2016
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (05:04:30): Nothing that was it. I just miss it. You could guess what happened next.
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (05:04:54): I also miss the golden age of College Humor. Like 06-08
Cuck A Doodle Doo (07:48:21): They had some solid stuff back then
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (07:52:31): Josh NBC Universal is looking for script and writing assistants
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (07:52:35): You should apply
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:42:29): my mom just emailed me to show me this great new site she discovered
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:42:40): None
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:42:43): None
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:08:18): I recently got back into 3rd wave ska
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:11:17): damn you skipped two entire waves
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:11:26): you're like a surfer that showed up to the beach late
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:44:49): TTWN is Total Traffic Weather and News. It's a radio partner we use. I needed to know there headquaters were so i google them. this was in the search resutls
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:44:50): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhEc5raan34
Mark Cuckerberg (11:15:36): Woah Facebook is mobile now?
Mark Cuckerberg (11:15:52): Lol did you ask her why she sent that to you
Mark Cuckerberg (11:16:09): "This is that jew's fortress"
Mark Cuckerberg (11:18:57): Cuckerbergs Castle
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:20:06): America has 29 medals in the Olympics number 2 is china at 17
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:17:20): http://i.imgur.com/I1hBd9h.jpg
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:42:03): http://thecuck.gawker.com/welcome-to-gawkers-new-mens-site-the-cuck-1785101113
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:42:14): This might be real
Diet Cuck (17:53:21): There's a dude scaling Trump tower
Diet Cuck (17:56:23): https://twitter.com/i/moments/763478538460786689
Diet Cuck (17:56:56): Also, why didn't we think of The Cuck
Mark Cuckerberg (22:27:00): I just went into my basement. My brother is asleep on the couch and he has "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea blasting from his laptop.
Thursday, 11 August 2016
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (06:17:33): They could never make married with children now a days
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:02:10): Yea not enough PoC
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:30:19): Unrelated note. I just a huge shit at work at it stank so much I can hear people sniffing
Mark Cuckerberg (11:22:15): Damn that's impressive
Mark Cuckerberg (12:02:51): hey marc you remember "STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN"
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:15:09): Now that i have your atttention
Mark Cuckerberg (12:20:56): WHERES MY HAM SUB
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:21:33): it was over like 3/4s of a sub
Mark Cuckerberg (12:23:10): what do you think the meaning of life is?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:23:30): are you serously asking?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:23:34): hey get back to work
Mark Cuckerberg (12:23:38): pick up the trash
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:39:33): Remeber that guy told us its hard to get Aids
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:42:24): is it worth the challenge?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:58:56): nah
Mark Cuckerberg (14:01:18): https://gfycat.com/ZigzagDamagedBarracuda
Mark Cuckerberg (14:01:36): http://imgur.com/08SR4oS
Mark Cuckerberg (14:12:34): I wish more political structures were explained with this patrick meme
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:58:03): Brian i showed you the same thins but the roles were reversed
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:58:22): manta ray was saying socliasom failled
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:58:41): just saw teh first one
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:58:52): well htere is egg on my face
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:00:52): Thes Socialist cant do anything with out the state telling htem what to do, ho ho. poor poor loser, now excuse me while i put spinning rims on gold jetskis
Mark Cuckerberg (15:08:32): you did then I found the reverse
Mark Cuckerberg (15:08:42): everyone just needs to explain things in memes
Mark Cuckerberg (15:08:46): so everyone can follow along
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:26:50): hur dur\xa0you uncultred\xa0swine, i only read teh\xa0dankest may mays
Mark Cuckerberg (16:38:12): http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/07/opinion/sunday/do-your-friends-actually-like-you.html?src=trending&_r=0
Mark Cuckerberg (16:38:19): According to this only half of friendships are mutual
Mark Cuckerberg (16:38:25): So which 1.5 of you hate me
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:09:03): Maybe we all hate you .5
Cuck A Doodle Doo (18:47:08): You guys doing anything tomorrow night?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (22:00:17): I might have a date. I can block e it off
Friday, 12 August 2016
Diet Cuck (09:12:14): What you got in mind Peter?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:51:46): My sister bought a camera to watch the puppy on
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:51:55): and boy howdy does he have the life
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:03:14): https://imgur.com/3GEUKmI
Mark Cuckerberg (11:14:18): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3734948/Rise-spornosexual-Men-t-high-powered-jobs-financial-crisis-strive-buff-bodies-porn-sports-stars-appear-successful.html
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:15:25): we live in a weird timne
Mark Cuckerberg (11:23:47): up youre bench, up your pay
Mark Cuckerberg (11:23:52): your*
Mark Cuckerberg (11:38:35): https://i.sli.mg/8TGAC2.jpg
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:43:09): I think a game of D&D would be fun witht he 4 of us
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:43:17): since we wouldnt care about anything
Mark Cuckerberg (11:43:35): D&D would be cool
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:43:48): we need a dungeon master
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:44:02): and i want the cmapign to be the plot of G Force
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:44:07): full roll play
Mark Cuckerberg (13:00:05): https://i.reddituploads.com/e93f05bbbf1c4674823325158f6fb2c1?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=959b169799a19e5fb9fbdbb466aa989c
Diet Cuck (21:53:35): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hZVWuMEbFI
Diet Cuck (21:54:02): the thumbnail isn't even photoshopped
Saturday, 13 August 2016
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:09:16): Eric Andre is great this season
Diet Cuck (00:13:31): Jack mcbrayer looked genuinely shocked. Like he purposefully didn't let Eric tell him what was in store for him.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:19:01): I loved when that guy came out of the desk
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:21:52): So world peace is now red pill the show
Diet Cuck (00:27:47): Yeah I don't know what the fuck I just watched. I liked it but I don't know why
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:33:28): I liked when they had Jews rock playing and then cut to the adult swim execs on their phones
Diet Cuck (00:56:39): Best was when they just stopped with the British accents and berated the white chick
Mark Cuckerberg (12:24:22): There's a good truck fest going on in woodbridge center. Me haley evan lori are going all y'all are invited to come with us
Diet Cuck (12:54:05): I'm gonna be studying, but what's a truck fest? Or did you just misspell fuck?
Mark Cuckerberg (14:15:20): Food truck*
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:53:32): None
Sunday, 14 August 2016
Mark Cuckerberg (11:19:43): Still on for 2 pm marc?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:40:23): If 2 is still good I'll leave in 10. Should I bring beer or food or anything
Monday, 15 August 2016
Mark Cuckerberg (08:46:55): My boss threw out his remaining tuna fish on friday, today the office fucking reeks lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:06:09): Smells like pup pup
Mark Cuckerberg (09:06:20): Smells like death death actually
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:17:16): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8QWHWXLfl8
Mark Cuckerberg (16:21:24): Disney contacted my boss
Mark Cuckerberg (16:21:29): not about American Mobster
Mark Cuckerberg (16:21:46): about a kid's song he wrote for his wife who teaches at a preschool
Mark Cuckerberg (16:21:57): they assigned him an animator and want 15 songs from him
Mark Cuckerberg (18:01:21): Trump said hillary doesn't have the mental or physical stamina to be president and take on isis. Will he attempt to fat shame her out of the race?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (20:08:21): So your boss is basically a renaissance man
Tuesday, 16 August 2016
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:20:36): There are two girls I work worth they look eerily similar and they are completely different lifestyles, Ones a dirty hipster and ones a preppy sorority girl. I think they were an experiment\xa0of nature vs nurture
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:07:17): they need to do a trading places kind of thing next
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:08:21): nah MK Ultra
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:08:33): start injecting us with LSD
Mark Cuckerberg (12:46:07): None
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:18:45): So Liberty Mutual has like really strick guidlines\xa0for what they can air on, and one of the people sent me the DNA list. Family Guy American Dad and alot\xa0of PG 13 shows arent allowed for being unsophisticated. Tim and Eric got the grean light
Mark Cuckerberg (13:19:32): cause the people watching tim and eric are so high they think liberty mutual is a good option
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:59:12): http://imgur.com/gallery/i0Wt7
Diet Cuck (16:07:25): https://www.reddit.com/r/TaydolfSwiftler/
Mark Cuckerberg (16:20:23): #TeamYeezy
Mark Cuckerberg (18:12:13): http://www.theonion.com/article/hr-director-reminds-employees-that-any-crying-done-37747
Diet Cuck (20:16:48): https://youtu.be/v2DcfwOurtI
Diet Cuck (20:16:56): Be sure to read the description
Wednesday, 17 August 2016
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (07:48:40): Where is the easiest place to park by world of beer
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:11:21): Not by world of beer lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:11:46): Probably the parking deck because you won't find street parking easily, even on a week day
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:35:20): i got a date on friday and we are going to dillanger room
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:35:27): well i use date loosely
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:35:45): im gunna\xa0bang her and never call her again on saturday
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:57:16): Dillanger Room looks pretty legit
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:57:34): I thought it was going to be a bank robber themed restaurant though, so that's a little disappointing
Mark Cuckerberg (10:56:10): There's a street I used to park on when haley lived in the apartments that is near world of beer. I'll find the name and send it
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:56:37): anyone a know a good alley to suck street nip?
Mark Cuckerberg (12:10:59): You can just do that in an alley or sidewalk new brunswick
Mark Cuckerberg (13:35:21): Gary is getting married josh.
Mark Cuckerberg (13:35:24): Next tuesday
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:35:31): well that was quick
Mark Cuckerberg (13:35:38): City hall in the city
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:35:50): TIME TO CRASH IT BOYS
Mark Cuckerberg (13:35:52): My mom thinks steve will be supporting Gary and a baby
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:37:17): What Does Gary DO
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:37:22): who married him
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:37:32): why does she need a green card so bad
Diet Cuck (13:42:13): I take a poop and I have to learn this. Way to ruin my day Brian
Diet Cuck (13:42:52): This needs to be a reality show: "Gary Getting Married"
Diet Cuck (14:12:58): Please tell me that Steve's best man speech is just him reciting Gary's blog posts.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:06:50): Wait
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:07:03): so is steve going to continue to cover half the rent of their marital apartment lol
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:15:41): Wait, what did i miss
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:15:46): steve covers gary
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:15:48): why
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:15:51): he lives at home
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:16:21): Does Garys Wifes speaka the Engrish?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (18:54:27): Ooh you are missing a good chapter of the Steve saga
Cuck A Doodle Doo (20:18:44): https://youtu.be/ezMs8iCx13w lol
Thursday, 18 August 2016
Mark Cuckerberg (08:44:47): i missed all of this apparently my groupme doesn't give me notiifciations if you have a browser version open lol
Mark Cuckerberg (08:45:08): but yes marc, currently steve pays half rent, half utitilies, half the cable, etc even though he only stays at the apartment 4-6 days a week
Mark Cuckerberg (08:45:15): gary has been dating this girl 21 months
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:08:09): Does she speak Engrish?
Mark Cuckerberg (10:08:35): I honestly don't know
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:14:58): she asian right
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:15:05): is she of legal age
Mark Cuckerberg (10:15:05): oh yea
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:15:18): she rove him rong time
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:16:11): what does Gary Look Like
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:16:18): i imagine like 95lbs
Mark Cuckerberg (10:16:56): 140ish
Mark Cuckerberg (10:16:59): 150ish
Mark Cuckerberg (10:17:05): slightly taller than steve
Mark Cuckerberg (10:17:07): frost tips
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:17:12): jesus
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:17:15): no he cant
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:17:18): have frosted tips
Mark Cuckerberg (10:17:26): dunno about frost tips now but i know he's done it before lol
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:17:56): like in 97
Mark Cuckerberg (10:18:21): no it would have been appropriate then
Mark Cuckerberg (10:18:26): im talking a few years ago
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:24:01): wow
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:24:04): is he real
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:24:12): or you guys just saying stuff
Mark Cuckerberg (10:29:01): im 100%
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:49:28): nah you lion
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:11:28): Do you think Steve will be the best man man or the Worst Man and Bad Friend
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:22:57): damn
Mark Cuckerberg (12:15:12): steve is a bad friend and a coward
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:22:02): or the best man
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:22:58): he is paying half the rent and he only lives there half the time
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:23:03): seems like a good friend
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:23:15): why dont you pay Petes Rent Brian hmmmmm
Mark Cuckerberg (12:47:29): me and pete are just quoting Gary on Steve from a blog entry titled "The McDonald's Story"
Mark Cuckerberg (12:48:50): http://web.archive.org/web/20110101082600/http://www.lostyouthnation.com/kohutscorner.htm
Mark Cuckerberg (12:48:59): all the blog posts
Mark Cuckerberg (12:49:10): http://web.archive.org/web/20101031203243/http://www.lostyouthnation.com/mcdonalds.html
Mark Cuckerberg (12:49:13): the mcdonalds incident
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:50:00): One of my favorite stories of all time
Mark Cuckerberg (12:52:02): steve is a coward and a bad friend because he refused to get involved in a fight in a mcdonalds drive thru
Mark Cuckerberg (12:52:21): in a twist of events, steve ends up being the sanest person in this story
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:55:23): i just read it
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:55:27): he is retarded
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:55:35): You have to read all of them to fully appreciate gary
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:55:47): I want to hit Gary
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:55:47): Then you start to see the common elements of the story
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:55:49): so hard
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:55:53): in the face
Mark Cuckerberg (12:56:03): it should really give any single person hope
Mark Cuckerberg (12:56:06): if he can get married
Mark Cuckerberg (12:56:16): then you two can find a chinese woman who needs a greencard to marry you
Mark Cuckerberg (12:56:20): too*
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:56:51): This is the same dude who was like 23 fighting 14 year olds right
Mark Cuckerberg (12:56:53): my favorite is that he has these response articles
Mark Cuckerberg (12:56:55): yea lol
Mark Cuckerberg (12:57:06): 21 vs 14 but still bragged about being undefeated
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:57:24): I want to hurt him
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:57:30): so very very much
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:57:41): I like when you start to notice the little things, like his belief in UFOs or dumping on Steve in every story
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:57:59): ONLY WE CAN DUMP ON STEVE
Mark Cuckerberg (12:58:00): a recurring thing he says is "X may be the best in the world and possibly the universe"
Mark Cuckerberg (12:58:11): he always leaves the possibility for Gurlak from Sector-X
Mark Cuckerberg (12:58:55): "Jason Mayhem Miller is the most entertaining fighter in the world and possibly the universe"
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:58:55): who the fuck in Conway
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:59:12): Jason Miller had a multi hour stand off with teh police
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:59:42): Him and Crazy Horse Bennet shouldnt be allowed near normal people
Mark Cuckerberg (13:00:18): conway is gary's friend, he was in steves grade
Mark Cuckerberg (13:00:31): hew as fucking some teacher from JP Stevens during and after high school
Mark Cuckerberg (13:00:48): now he's an accountant I believe
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:00:56): there were very few teachers i would bang in JP
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:01:15): even as a 14 year old
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:01:21): There's very few teachers I wouldnt bang
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:01:37): Im not talking about the male staff Pete
Mark Cuckerberg (13:01:42): Liotti the body
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:01:43): Oh nevermind
Mark Cuckerberg (13:01:45): the chem teach
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:01:57): I had Canova
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:02:01): who was a good teacher
Mark Cuckerberg (13:02:12): you missed out on a year of spank bank material
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:02:25): Ms Robak wasnt bad
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:03:54): One of the stroies is called Johny Guam and the rope snake
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:04:09): that better be about how John Hanged Gary
Mark Cuckerberg (13:04:47): lol
Mark Cuckerberg (13:04:53): read them all
Mark Cuckerberg (13:05:05): me and pete had the idea to go to an open mic night and just reading a few entries
Mark Cuckerberg (13:07:41): Marc, have I ever told you about Augusto night?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:42:16): no
Mark Cuckerberg (13:43:03): oh
Mark Cuckerberg (13:43:05): its a magical night
Mark Cuckerberg (13:50:37): when your parents go on vacation to the beach for 2 weeks and you think, as a 21 year old, you'd have more fun at home in an empty house getting drunk and wrestling 14 year olds, thats Augusto
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:53:44): is he gay
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (13:53:51): or a pedo
Mark Cuckerberg (13:54:23): the weirdest part is that he's not either
Mark Cuckerberg (13:54:31): he's just a fucking weirdo
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:16:25): is he a neckbeard or is has he transanded to Shenpie
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (14:42:19): I cant belive im saying this, Microsoft tech support was kind curtosie\xa0and helpful
Cuck A Doodle Doo (15:13:03): They were very helpful when my Xbox red ringed and when I had my account hacked
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:14:27): i hacked it
Mark Cuckerberg (15:36:15): None
Mark Cuckerberg (15:36:28): holy shit this looks great lol
Mark Cuckerberg (15:36:44): Frank will run as Trump, Charlie joins ISIS and The Gang Overthrows the Turkish Government
Mark Cuckerberg (15:38:13): nevermind these apparently are fake
Mark Cuckerberg (15:38:21): what a rollercoaster those past 2 minutes were
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:13:10): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4tcgzKZgLY&feature=youtu.be
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:14:05): found garys wedding
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:15:19): made it 50 seconds in before i had to close it
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:16:03): she breaks out into songs
Mark Cuckerberg (16:38:31): http://www.dailydot.com/layer8/ppp-texas-poll-jill-stein-harambe-deez-nutz/
Mark Cuckerberg (16:38:39): Dicks out lads
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:40:57): Hes got my vote
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:40:59): RIP
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:41:05): Kimbo Slice
Mark Cuckerberg (16:41:08): True legends never die
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:47:01): So the Xbox Support keeps calling me Jackie
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (17:47:12): realized i have my name as Dr Jackie Chan MD
Cuck A Doodle Doo (18:21:57): I can't believe I'm fixing the Xbox for THE Jackie chan
Diet Cuck (22:47:01): I'm back boys
Friday, 19 August 2016
Diet Cuck (08:20:23): What are you cool dudes up to this weekend? Any drugs? Perhaps illegal gun trades across state lines?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (08:22:56): I know a narc when I see one
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (08:23:59): I got a tinder date Saturday
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (08:24:08): If you guys wanna crash it
Mark Cuckerberg (08:33:58): I got the drugos
Mark Cuckerberg (08:34:05): And an empty houseo
Diet Cuck (08:34:22): Earpiece. Microphone. Binoculars. Let's crash this date
Mark Cuckerberg (08:34:38): You say what we tell you to say
Diet Cuck (08:35:01): How great would that be. Especially if it weren't on film
Mark Cuckerberg (08:35:32): I'd like to tape it but would do it either way
Mark Cuckerberg (08:36:53): We have to make sure not to make Marc just look like a sexual my deviant potential rapist though
Mark Cuckerberg (08:40:29): Marc you should watch million dollar extreme on adult swim it's the most red pill show on tv
Mark Cuckerberg (08:41:19): Last ep they literally had a sketch called "the wall" where they just made fun of women over 30 who were looking for man lol
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:54:33): I'm out sat but free later tonight
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:51:04): you guys can crash teh date
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:51:08): i really dont care
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:51:11): honestly
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:51:15): it would be funny
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:51:27): tomorrow at teh dillanger room
Mark Cuckerberg (10:55:42): We all just act like we don't know each other, but we come up at different times thanking you for helping us at various times, like groundhog day bill murray.
Mark Cuckerberg (10:56:07): I'll thank you for for fixing my tire, josh can thank you for getting him out of a tree, and pete can thank you for finally sexually satisfying his wife
Diet Cuck (11:12:57): She'll think of you a saint, Marc
Diet Cuck (11:13:03): Definite bone
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:21:05): she sent me naked pictures and said we are gunna bone
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:21:07): so
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:21:12): i think i got this
Diet Cuck (11:22:14): We need to help
Diet Cuck (11:22:25): It needs to be a weird bone
Diet Cuck (11:22:35): One you'll definitely regret
Diet Cuck (11:22:44): Or that she'll regret
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:22:48): something needs to go up her butt
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:22:54): that aint my dick or fingers
Mark Cuckerberg (11:23:12): well just hide in the closet and tape it
Diet Cuck (11:23:16): We should hype your big toe. And just how big it is
Mark Cuckerberg (11:23:18): you can do a houdini with josh
Diet Cuck (11:23:54): Marc has a chode for a toe. Super thick
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:31:26): im not bringing her home
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:31:33): my family lives there
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:31:40): she gets her car or the bathroom
Mark Cuckerberg (11:31:52): the parking lot behind that abandoned wendys
Mark Cuckerberg (11:31:59): you got options
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:32:04): sounds good to me
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:32:10): doggy on the dumpster
Mark Cuckerberg (11:32:27): i always wanted to do a dumpster bang
Mark Cuckerberg (11:32:30): not bang in a dumpster
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:32:35): i will say the Cole Train runs on Whole Grain as i bust on her face
Mark Cuckerberg (11:32:35): but just up against on
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:38:44): do it
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:38:48): you got a women
Mark Cuckerberg (11:38:57): I just need a dumpster
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:39:43): You have Sams number
Mark Cuckerberg (11:40:34): She's just a human dumpster
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:41:09): still a dumpster
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (11:41:23): but porabally diriter then a trash dumpster
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:08:04): https://m.popkey.co/7a326f/qr5kG.gif
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (12:08:17): http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7e6/803463810_208731.gif
Mark Cuckerberg (12:08:51): he saved us all
Diet Cuck (12:13:02): King of the Jews
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:49:59): 9 pm dillanger roon
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:50:02): saturday
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:50:04): be there
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:50:08): be weird
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:50:15): be sexy
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (15:50:26): Listen she aint great but im in a dry spell
Cuck A Doodle Doo (16:34:41): I respect a man who doesn't respect a woman
Mark Cuckerberg (17:45:08): No judgment here I'm thinj we all have our slump busters were not necessarily proud of
Mark Cuckerberg (17:46:43): Also I have an idea to make a dubbed version of space jam, only thing is I'm going to insert mac charlie Dennis and see as those little alien things since danny devote is already the main bad guy
Mark Cuckerberg (17:48:05): Call the whole thing "the gang almost enslaves Michael jordan"
Saturday, 20 August 2016
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:11:58): Eric Andre is so good this season
Diet Cuck (00:14:20): Yeah that was on point
Diet Cuck (00:27:16): These guys are gonna get arrested
Cuck A Doodle Doo (00:31:42): Idk how world peace is still on air, they literally just did blackface
Diet Cuck (00:37:28): And "threatened" the lives of politicians
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:52:56): You cucks doing anything today?
Diet Cuck (11:46:09): Cooking meth
Cuck A Doodle Doo (11:49:56): What flavor?
Diet Cuck (11:50:50): Belgian white wheat with coriander and orange peel
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:00:36): Sounds good
Cuck A Doodle Doo (12:01:11): So blue moon?
Diet Cuck (12:02:45): Pretty close, yeah. If you've ever had Allagash White Wheat it's more similar to that
Diet Cuck (13:03:50): I'm in highland park. You guys wanna crash Marc's date later?
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:36:32): that is a tempting offer
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:36:38): im gonna grab dinner with some friends but im free after
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:27:11): I want you guys too
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (16:32:06): Crash my date
Diet Cuck (16:44:51): If only I had brought business cards
Cuck A Doodle Doo (18:03:29): Turns out I'm not free tonight, sorry boyz
Cuck A Doodle Doo (18:03:40): If you want I can call a bomb threat to the restaurant tho
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (18:30:33): Josh. Brian. I expect you there
Diet Cuck (18:37:27): Maybe I'll make an appearance. Depends what time though
Diet Cuck (18:37:48): Gonna go to brother Jimmy's for food in like ten minutes
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:34:39): It go pushed back to 10
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:34:46): She gunna cancel.
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (19:34:50): I know it
Diet Cuck (20:41:26): Gay
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (20:45:20): I mean. We can still go
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (20:45:43): And if she shows up I rush you guys to bathroom like I have 2 dates
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (20:45:55): I SHOULD SET UP 2 tinder dates at the same time
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (21:00:12): Dates still on
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (21:00:15): Who's in
Cuck A Doodle Doo (21:29:04): Can't make it, you'll have to pound without me
Diet Cuck (21:30:45): I'm already back home
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (21:42:39): But I need my cheering section
Cuck A Doodle Doo (21:48:04): Seal the deal marc
Diet Cuck (22:02:21): None
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (22:08:26): When you gotta double check tinder to remember her name
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (22:10:30): Very upset you guys aren't here
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (22:11:05): Now I gotta find another 3 guys for the weird 5 way
Cuck A Doodle Doo (23:23:06): 4 men one girl
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (23:30:27): She is everything I hate in a person. Hipster as shit.
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (23:30:34): I'm gunna hate fuck her.
Diet Cuck (23:51:15): Poker a hole in the condom. She'll like the joke. Because it's ironic.
Diet Cuck (23:51:22): Poke*
Sunday, 21 August 2016
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (00:34:05): I did it as a goof
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (01:55:55): She would let me bang.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (08:37:15): Did you bring your monster condom for your magnum dong?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (09:22:15): She is everything I hate about people. But I can't leave with out smashing dat puss. But I'm glad I'm talking to 4 other girls too.
Cuck A Doodle Doo (09:46:18): Hate and love are two sides of the same coin
Diet Cuck (09:48:37): So where did the bang go down? Which dumpster? Which back alley?
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:50:26): No bang. Just finger banged her on her car in the parking lot
YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE (10:50:36): On her car not in it
Diet Cuck (10:53:12): Street clit
Diet Cuck (10:54:10): None
Cuck A Doodle Doo (10:55:29): Can you even get it up anymore unless you are in the street?
Mark Cuckerberg (10:57:26): God damn can't believe I missed this
Cuck A Doodle Doo (13:15:28): http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/green-partys-jill-stein-tied-with-dead-gorilla-harambe-and-losing-to-deez-nuts-in-texas-poll/
GroupMe (14:27:54): Cuck A Doodle Doo changed the group's name to Vape N' Flex Boys
GroupMe (14:28:12): Cuck A Doodle Doo changed name to Sir Vapes-A-Lot
GroupMe (14:28:53): Sir Vapes-A-Lot changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (14:47:37): Diet Cuck changed name to Proud Clouds
GroupMe (18:30:49): Sir Vapes-A-Lot changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (18:48:46): YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AISLE changed name to Vape-Worm
Vape-Worm (18:51:49): https://imgur.com/CYu2kCb.png
Monday, 22 August 2016
GroupMe (07:22:22): Mark Cuckerberg changed name to The Great Vape
The Great Vape (09:26:43): None
Proud Clouds (09:27:18): #DicksOutVapesUp
Vape-Worm (12:21:57): the Cincinnati Zoo is plead with people stop making memes about there dead gorillea
Vape-Worm (12:22:11): http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/harambe-memes-cincinnati-zoo-gorilla-shot-dead-rip-a7203356.html
The Great Vape (12:22:34): #DicksIn
Proud Clouds (12:51:01): begging the internet to stop is always a foolproof method
The Great Vape (12:51:27): the Streisand Effect
Proud Clouds (12:51:57): what did Barbs do?
The Great Vape (13:04:08): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
The Great Vape (13:04:22): The Streisand effect is the phenomenon whereby an attempt to hide, remove, or censor a piece of information has the unintended consequence of publicizing the information more widely, usually facilitated by the Internet.
The Great Vape (13:04:35): It is named after American entertainer Barbra Streisand, whose 2003 attempt to suppress photographs of her residence in Malibu, California, inadvertently drew further public attention to it.
Proud Clouds (13:05:42): you guys hear about that case in florida where the student killed some couple then started eating their faces?
The Great Vape (13:05:54): Yup
The Great Vape (13:06:06): Police didn't shoot him #FaceEatersPrivilege
Proud Clouds (13:06:30): so my aunt and uncle and cousins down in florida are close family friends
Proud Clouds (13:06:37): of the victims
The Great Vape (13:07:40): Oh shit I'm sorry dude
Proud Clouds (13:08:14): you dont need to apologize to me
The Great Vape (13:10:42): is it ok to joke about it?
The Great Vape (13:11:04): Those victims must have had egg on their face
Proud Clouds (13:11:11): i dont care. so i just learned more... my aunt's friends Sheila and Bob's son is married to the sister of the victim
Proud Clouds (13:12:38): if you ever hear Zach and I doing very stereotypical Jewish women voices, we're making fun of Sheila
The Great Vape (13:21:52): if you ever hear me doing a stereotypical jewish womans voice, i'm making fun of my mudda
Vape-Worm (13:53:34): https://i.redd.it/q9had0cdlxgx.png
Vape-Worm (13:53:50): Josh, he is right, I WANT FREE PILLS SO I CAN EAT DAIRY
Proud Clouds (13:55:13): bitch, just stop drinking milk. you'll actually save $$$ if yo don't spend it
Proud Clouds (13:55:39): plus, I'm a cheese boy now. CHEDDAR ALL DAY, BABY!!!!
The Great Vape (14:11:47): its only about the lactose content from what i've read. milk = high lactose. actual full fat cheese = low lactose.
The Great Vape (14:11:56): eat ya cheese boy skip the cow jizz
Proud Clouds (14:23:05): None
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:48:19): nothing like some good old cow nut juice
Vape-Worm (16:02:32): One the trainees has a really nice butt, what do i do? I need an alley
The Great Vape (16:03:04): Tell her you got a nice alley where you can fill her butt valley
Vape-Worm (16:55:59): Kung Pow Enter the Fist was a great movie
Vape-Worm (17:52:06): an SVP of my company just gave me 36 bud lights
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (17:57:07): 9 each, who's in
Vape-Worm (18:12:58): oh
Vape-Worm (18:13:03): i drank some already
Tuesday, 23 August 2016
The Great Vape (09:41:19): Harambe lives in our shadows
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (10:53:14): Goddamn this is good
The Great Vape (11:00:07): reddit.com/r/harambe if you want some quality shit posts
The Great Vape (11:00:14): also steve just texted my whole family 2 words
The Great Vape (11:00:17): "There married"
Vape-Worm (11:04:29): Moseltov
Proud Clouds (11:12:19): Steve can now officially cuck Gary
Vape-Worm (11:41:48): that is something we could make a movie about
Vape-Worm (11:42:02): 30 year old vrigin cucking his best friend
Vape-Worm (11:42:08): call it Cuck Dad
The Great Vape (11:42:22): I was gonna say What the Cuck
Vape-Worm (12:29:49): you know how Entourage was the story of E, lets make a movie show about us but the story is of steve
Vape-Worm (17:29:56): brian are you having dog fighting at your house on your deck?
Proud Clouds (18:02:54): OK what has Lori posted now ?
Vape-Worm (19:19:13): Also Brian is a basic bitch
Vape-Worm (19:19:22): Stop sending me pictures of your food
Vape-Worm (19:19:28): Unless it's a pun
Vape-Worm (19:19:38): Because your playing is shit
Proud Clouds (22:12:11): The word "cucked" was just uttered on the "news"
The Great Vape (23:06:12): Don't hate my plate
The Great Vape (23:06:18): Also in what context josh
Proud Clouds (23:18:22): A Republican strategist commenting that Trump had cucked himself by flip flopping on immigration because immigration is his key issue
The Great Vape (23:20:07): No fucking way did he really lol
Proud Clouds (23:35:44): This is no joking matter
Wednesday, 24 August 2016
The Great Vape (07:31:52): Also the pictures and video I've seen of Garys wedding really makes me think it was a green card thing
Proud Clouds (08:04:02): He's the epitome of the fedora wearing internet good guy. Did he wear his fedora to the wedding?
Vape-Worm (09:08:49): show us pictures
Vape-Worm (13:22:28): http://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/541367/the-swoly-bible-by-dom-mazzetti/9780735211124/
Vape-Worm (13:22:40): Yes i pre ordered it
Vape-Worm (18:46:22): Lets all Cuck Gary
Thursday, 25 August 2016
Vape-Worm (16:56:05): http://imgur.com/o4Ck2g7
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (17:11:29): Injustice n chill
Vape-Worm (21:52:43): Girls are stupid. If I ask for the sluttiest girl her. You find me the God Damn sluttiest girl here. Don't say it's weird
Proud Clouds (22:21:09): What
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (23:21:46): Are you at a brothel
Friday, 26 August 2016
The Great Vape (09:07:17): If he was at a brothel he wouldn't have to ask
The Great Vape (09:07:55): Also anyone want to go to happy hour in the city. Haley won a raffle at a bar and everyone who says they are with her gets 1/2 off drinks
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:08:30): Today?
The Great Vape (09:09:30): Yup half price from 6-9 I think
The Great Vape (09:15:44): That's their happy hour time and we get an additional 50% off because of haley. Let me know or just show up whatever I'm just throwing this out there lok
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (10:38:18): I probably won't be able to make it because of work, I wouldn't even be able to get into Manhattan until like 7
The Great Vape (11:27:58): No problemos
Proud Clouds (14:35:40): I just got 2 pairs of Levi's from Macy's at a cost of $3.49. Don't you ever question my Jewish prowess, motherfuckers.
The Great Vape (14:39:22): damn
The Great Vape (14:39:25): how'd you jew that one
Proud Clouds (14:49:04): bought a pair the other day during sale, but they didnt have my size in store, so the sales woman ordered it online to be shipped to my house. But the dumbass ordered the completely wrong color. I called India, complained, said she really blew it this time. India sent me the right pair for only $4. Except they sent me two pairs by accident. When the original pair gets here (wrong color), I'll return it for full price, getting a refund
The Great Vape (14:57:01): So actually you'll have got it for free after you get your refund?
The Great Vape (14:57:09): also lol calling india to tell them they really blew it this time
Proud Clouds (15:45:52): Well, I paid $3.49 for the correct pair. They sent two by accident. The original was like $50, so I'll return those.
The Great Vape (15:49:39): So you'll get 50 back?
The Great Vape (15:49:48): So you just made like 46 bucks and got a free pair of jeans?
The Great Vape (15:50:00): Man I hope someones head rolls for this blunder
Proud Clouds (15:52:57): Well, I'll get the $50 back. I'll have spent$3.49 total for two pairs
Proud Clouds (15:53:09): Not like I made money though
Proud Clouds (15:53:21): Unless someone wants to buy some Levi's
Proud Clouds (15:53:33): Feel off the back of a truck
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (17:26:25): I'll buy them and resell them for $5
Proud Clouds (17:27:19): Just made the same offer to Brian
Saturday, 27 August 2016
Proud Clouds (00:12:58): Eric Andre is on fire
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (00:23:01): You got about ten seconds to show me that hole, because this gorilla dick daddy is hungry
Proud Clouds (00:29:01): I can't believe these people got adult swim to air this. That handicapped thing was pretty racey
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (10:38:49): you secret name will be David Duke
Proud Clouds (12:09:15): Your other secret name is Tenis
Proud Clouds (12:10:16): Join the army bit on Eric Andre was brilliant
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (14:08:19): Oh shit I said nigga
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (17:14:18): I am officially engaged
Proud Clouds (18:11:57): Perfect time to roll out a new business. Rent-a-boy. \n\nYou rent a boy by the hour to serve as your ring bearer
Proud Clouds (18:12:10): Also, congrats
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (19:02:19): Thank you. Definitely looking to rent a few boys
Proud Clouds (20:36:26): You should change your last name Pete
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (21:59:28): I want to be Pete Peterson so badly
Proud Clouds (22:11:34): What's Jesse's last name?
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (22:28:29): Peterson
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (22:28:33): How great is that
Proud Clouds (22:32:05): O for Christ's sake. You have to now
Proud Clouds (22:32:19): For all that is holy. You must change your name
Proud Clouds (22:32:45): Peter Peterson. C'mon. Do it for the sake of comedy
Sunday, 28 August 2016
Vape-Worm (00:08:03): Do it
Proud Clouds (00:09:54): At the least, name your first born son Peter Peterson, Jr. Let him take his mother's name.
Proud Clouds (00:10:12): Let him take all the flack
Proud Clouds (00:10:16): Jokes on him
Vape-Worm (08:17:11): Now there are only 3 not engaged men. Time to start the trio we always wanted of murder ball refs
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:06:15): Ive made a decision to never use the word fiance, The Room style
The Great Vape (12:02:34): She's just you're future wife
The Great Vape (12:20:24): None
Vape-Worm (12:58:48): Things that need to be said on Peters wedding day \n\n"Peter you are always playing Puschologist"\n\n"Oh Hi Mark"\n\n"I can't believe i ate the whole thing"\n
Proud Clouds (18:14:17): I somehow managed to sit in such a way that my right nut fell asleep.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (19:24:28): That's impressive
Proud Clouds (20:13:50): http://i.imgur.com/wGBZX8n.jpg
Monday, 29 August 2016
Vape-Worm (12:39:36): Josh. sept 11 we are gunna go to a redbulls game. You want in?
Vape-Worm (13:06:14): http://i.imgur.com/AU89nCx.jpg
Tuesday, 30 August 2016
Proud Clouds (06:58:22): http://www.pgpf.org/
Vape-Worm (09:33:30): What is it
Vape-Worm (09:33:39): Oh its Pete
Vape-Worm (09:33:46): i couldnt see the name
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (12:25:45): this is the most american thing ive ever seen http://i.imgur.com/i19NBPh.jpg
Vape-Worm (13:17:13): https://i.reddituploads.com/3e50d2843f17464089fa63660fd33de5?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=e4ca472ed7f82c1f0ce4d0f55c4f0a76
The Great Vape (19:00:25): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA&feature=youtu.be
Proud Clouds (19:58:42): I'd gain so much respect for the shill if this were one of her legit ads
Proud Clouds (19:59:37): Imagine campaigns in 30 years when millennials are running for office. Ads are gonna be a straight shit show.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:45:46): There aren't going to be elections in third years, just meme-offs
The Great Vape (20:58:33): If this is trumps legacy then well done
Proud Clouds (23:38:40): Trump just pulled a fucking Zoolander so hard. Shill used some software called bleachbit to wipe her server. Trump just said at a rally that shill poured bleach and other chemicals on her emails to further hide her crimes
Wednesday, 31 August 2016
Vape-Worm (09:33:38): Trumps going to Mexico, probs finding a new wife, Ivanka is getting old
Vape-Worm (09:34:21): or what ever his wifes name is
Vape-Worm (09:35:30): http://marcoreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/trump-sombrero.jpg
Vape-Worm (09:35:51): Im voting for Gaint Meteor
Vape-Worm (09:35:57): or Deez Nutz
Vape-Worm (09:38:14): You know ever since unscribed from The Donald and Enough Trump spam. my views are just not a potent. I miss those dank memes
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (10:44:32): Life has gotten a lot easier since I unsubscribed from all political sites/subreddits
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (10:44:48): It's not providing me any additional political information, it's just a circus at this point
The Great Vape (12:58:03): Welcome to manufactured consent lol
The Great Vape (12:58:40): There's a good deal of evidence the government works with the New York Times to ensure what is printed is ok with the government first
The Great Vape (13:00:16): /r/politics is a liberal shit hole
Proud Clouds (13:02:26): Not a matter of evidence. That's standard practice in journalism. Even wikileaks consults with intelligence agencies so they don't endanger lives
Proud Clouds (13:02:44): Why you see redacted info even in leaks
Proud Clouds (13:06:39): But NYT does suck major dick. They withheld info about NSA surveillance of Americans and patriot act so as to not affect public opinion of Bush before reelection.
The Great Vape (13:24:44): No I'm talking the government talks with NYT about positions they take. They take liberal positions that they call progressive of left so that people who go beyond that look like radicals. Saw a noam chomsky interview yesterday about it, really interesting
Vape-Worm (13:25:53): you guys hear about they vine of the dude fuckingt eh McChicken
The Great Vape (13:34:02): I saw it
The Great Vape (13:34:11): Gave it the McDicken
The Great Vape (13:35:22): The vine page was "the official McChicken meme page" or something right lol
Vape-Worm (13:36:17): Its blowing up black people twiter
Vape-Worm (13:36:27): i love that sub reddit
Vape-Worm (13:36:31): they are just like us
Vape-Worm (13:36:36): like celebs
Vape-Worm (13:36:41): hate whities
Vape-Worm (13:36:46): fuck sandwhiches
The Great Vape (14:32:29): Mayo bad, seasoning good
The Great Vape (14:32:42): Also do you guys remember Cheyenne from high school?
Vape-Worm (14:33:46): Asian?
The Great Vape (14:34:15): No big black kid
Vape-Worm (14:34:25): maybe
Vape-Worm (14:34:32): show me picture
The Great Vape (14:34:36): Cheyenne little?
Vape-Worm (14:34:42): oh yea
The Great Vape (14:34:55): Oh shit so that was his last name
The Great Vape (14:34:58): Just had him in a case
Vape-Worm (14:35:16): what he do
The Great Vape (14:35:29): It's actually a pretty crazy case
The Great Vape (14:38:58): So basically these people who worked at a cleaning company, cleaned this paving businesses office. The owner of the cleaning company was one of the ring leaders. Since he was in the office after hours he went through their accounting and figured out their bank accounts. He was also friends with a person at another company who did the same, found out his own companies banking info.
The Great Vape (14:39:47): Then they went to a friend who had a magnetic copier and made fake checks out to themselves from the companies. Cheyenne Little was one of the names that appeared on these checks. 150k+ was stolen.
The Great Vape (14:40:24): They'd hire women to be the ones to go into the banks to cash these checks because they thought they'd raise less suspicion. Some of these women also became or were prostitutes.
Vape-Worm (15:07:25): are you legally allowed to tell us this
Vape-Worm (15:07:30): if so write a book
Vape-Worm (15:14:36): http://i.imgur.com/ObeXu.jpg
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:45:06): this is for josh & brian, in case you guys are looking for a new hairstyle \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_trim_our_hair_in_accordance_with_the_socialist_lifestyle
Proud Clouds (16:08:29): Brian, are you allowed to divulge this shit?
Vape-Worm (17:17:48): I got box seats to the giants game tomorrow
Vape-Worm (17:17:52): 4 tickets
Vape-Worm (17:18:02): free food and drink
Vape-Worm (17:18:10): and none of you are invited
Proud Clouds (17:26:11): But what about the three of us?
Vape-Worm (17:28:19): you can watch on tv
Proud Clouds (17:29:51): I haven't been on Instagram in a long while and I just came across this
Proud Clouds (17:29:54): https://www.instagram.com/p/BJvWKxtg-qJ/
Proud Clouds (17:30:05): Is this funny?
Vape-Worm (17:30:26): He is a makes you think comedian
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (17:30:34): Haha haha haha he got me this time
Proud Clouds (17:31:25): Also, Marc. Sports is gay. But only the ones that I don't like watching.
Vape-Worm (17:31:55): he make you think "is this funny" so you go to a show, next thing you know you still cant figure it out and you tickets in 3 cities to his worl tour to see if the location matters to him being funny
Vape-Worm (17:32:36): http://67.media.tumblr.com/6278b0edd5bc871d39152201c6f424f3/tumblr_mqt9969wR81rtxq9do1_1280.png
Proud Clouds (20:26:56): https://youtu.be/UOPXkeITZzY
Proud Clouds (20:27:45): I found it. In all its brilliance. Trump mistaking BleachBit, a piece of software, for actual bleach.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:31:12): The files are IN the computer?
Proud Clouds (20:33:05): Like I said, full blown Zoolander moment
Proud Clouds (23:21:33): Can we all sport fedoras and neckbeards at your wedding, Pete?
Proud Clouds (23:21:49): And canes. Definitely canes.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (23:22:34): I'm expecting dumb and dumber tuxes
Thursday, 01 September 2016
Vape-Worm (09:37:18): None
Vape-Worm (12:10:44): I realy have to respect the NSFW tags
Vape-Worm (16:24:25): i put lemon juice in my water and the after taste tastes like weed, no im worried
Proud Clouds (16:45:59): time to throw a lemon party
The Great Vape (17:56:20): Fox news was talking about 49ers qb Kaepernick sitting during the national anthem. I said I was happy with it, silent protest and that the star spangled banner used to have a racist slave owning verse in it. She said he should be grateful that verse was taken out and he was raised by white parents, had no problems and has nothing to complain about. So I said what about free speech lol
The Great Vape (17:56:36): My mom has more than once invoked the white man's burden unknowingly lol
Vape-Worm (21:43:02): In drinking in a box
Vape-Worm (21:43:05): Soooo
Vape-Worm (23:23:37): Listen. Everyone stop your stupid jobs. Join media. We get so much free shit
Friday, 02 September 2016
Proud Clouds (06:30:15): http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN1175L5?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=57c889ee04d30106fd9559fb&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter
The Great Vape (09:03:31): I'm good Marc lol
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (10:33:48): here's the thing, i don't really want to work in media, but i want free shit
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (10:34:03): what hope is there for me?
The Great Vape (10:34:16): oh go to steve's Amazon School
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (10:35:59): I hope I don't miss the cutoff for fall enrollment
The Great Vape (10:58:54): Who wants to co-own a bbq catering service with me next summer
The Great Vape (10:59:25): I'm thinking to call it "Brian and his Bitches BBQ #SmokeUp"
The Great Vape (10:59:28): I really hope that names not taken
Proud Clouds (11:27:20): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE
The Great Vape (11:27:46): oh man did you see is first two tries
Proud Clouds (11:29:30): Nah. Just saw this on NotTimAndEric
Proud Clouds (11:29:34): Where's the other two
The Great Vape (11:29:39): on /r/cringe lol
The Great Vape (11:30:14): they're hard to watch i couldn't make it
The Great Vape (11:30:15): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBo5-6WotEM&feature=youtu.be
Proud Clouds (11:34:09): O man. That was real bad
Proud Clouds (11:34:28): I don't think he likes Asian chicks.
Vape-Worm (13:10:26): None
The Great Vape (13:11:14): marc you would like reddit.com/r/choosingbeggars
Vape-Worm (13:12:11): It's amazing
Vape-Worm (13:22:06): It's josh expect poly
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:25:43): What is a fuck boy
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:25:51): I see this term a lot lol
The Great Vape (13:27:35): A person who is a weak ass pussy \nthat ain't bout shit.
The Great Vape (13:27:41): number definition on urban dictionary right there
The Great Vape (13:28:12): how to spot a fuckboy:\n\n- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals \n- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there\u2019s a \u201c\ufffd\u201d involved) \n- relies on his mom but doesn\u2019t respect women \n- looks like he just read one of jaden smith\u2019s tweets in all of his selfies \ncan\u2019t find the clitoris\n\nfuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy\u2026he a fuckboy\u2026and u will know\n- timothy over here askin\u2019 for nudes when all u did was say hello so he's a fuckboy \n- connor who won\u2019t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs cause he's a fuckboy \n- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time cause he's a fuckboy \n- gregory mad cause u didn\u2019t blow him after the first date so he's a fuckboy
The Great Vape (13:28:49): None
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:41:57): I think Im even more confused now
The Great Vape (13:43:39): just do a harambe shot
The Great Vape (14:49:57): Marc your Doppelganger at my job has been let go again \ufffd
Vape-Worm (21:46:28): Who hired him again
Saturday, 03 September 2016
Vape-Worm (10:41:53): This was my favorite
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:14:00): I love to travel and I love to laugh!
Sunday, 04 September 2016
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (00:41:24): None
Monday, 05 September 2016
Vape-Worm (16:17:33): Can I smoke shit with some weed ? Like get some solid hickory. And some dank
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:31:29): You'll notice this pork has notes of hickory and skunk
Tuesday, 06 September 2016
Vape-Worm (09:41:08): my mom has been smokings wings now and they are amzing, so next time you guys coem\xa0over we will make some
Vape-Worm (11:22:51): also dont forget Sunday is the game
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (12:32:30): I'm excited, gotta learn about the team now so I can talk out of my ass
Vape-Worm (12:33:25): Do we throw beer too?
The Great Vape (13:46:09): Don't worry they give out cheer pamphlets so you can follow along
The Great Vape (13:48:22): Dave and busters dave and busted all over me, left my wallet there last night when we ate before kanye west, picked it up today and they took my $50 out of my wallet
Vape-Worm (14:01:10): it was probably Kayne
The Great Vape (14:50:45): You know how I said my two coworkers were let go last Friday right before labor day? One had signed a lease in NJ that day and now he's pissed at my boss for presenting this opportunity as a real job/career not a one off contract type thing.
The Great Vape (14:52:30): My boss is such a huge asshole
Vape-Worm (14:55:05): Gotta get that shit in writing, i learned from my last job that everyone sucks ands you cant expect anything
Vape-Worm (15:01:40): So I like to look at my old company to see who is still there and to hope they are circling the drain
Vape-Worm (15:01:59): i found a web site where i can see where see all the changes
Vape-Worm (15:02:17): 144 hires and fires since i left
The Great Vape (15:42:58): God damn that's some huge turnover
Vape-Worm (15:43:21): yea, i looked back and even the people who have been there for 8 years have left
The Great Vape (15:43:29): Well the new guy who was let go now wants to meet with my boss face to face to ask what the fuck
Vape-Worm (15:43:45): someone is gettting shot
Vape-Worm (15:44:05): can he legally do anything?
Vape-Worm (15:44:12): like was it in his contract?
Vape-Worm (15:44:43): also your boss seems like a sketchy mother fucker
The Great Vape (15:45:16): I'm not sure what his contract was but I know my boss hired him with a "this is a career" type advertisement. Wonder if Elis has that in writing anywhere. He is. I explained to josh his whole system it's fucked up
The Great Vape (15:46:12): He basically scouts students from his classes, promises them a good job/career, they get fed up at his job and leave or are fired, then he hires a new student who he starts back at the lowest possible wage. Longest someone had been here was 3 years and then they had enough
Vape-Worm (15:49:32): there are places like that
Vape-Worm (15:49:47): they look for lowest wage over personal invesment
Vape-Worm (15:49:52): its stupid
Vape-Worm (15:50:11): when are you leaving
Vape-Worm (15:50:16): you are at almost 2 years
The Great Vape (15:52:47): Well I'm moving down to hourly and part time so I got half a foot out the door. Once I complete this semester I'll havr completed a class that makes me eligble for internships that will pay better so I'm definitely leaving at least by December latest I think
Vape-Worm (15:56:03): part time so you are taking classes in the other part
The Great Vape (16:04:23): Well they suggested it since I was missing hours at jury duty which is illegal. But they're lucky I was trying to not work full time anyways.
The Great Vape (16:05:11): I wanted to work less so I could focus on school. But yea they've technically been breaking labor laws. I now have an email from them explicitly telling me to take a day off of jury duty to come in and work which I believe to be illegal as well.
Vape-Worm (16:35:04): you cant
Vape-Worm (16:35:08): you have to be there
Vape-Worm (16:35:25): do they know how laws work?
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (18:26:12): this place sounds like a nightmare
Vape-Worm (18:36:24): https://imgur.com/H6CmOVe.jpg
The Great Vape (20:12:11): I'm only one of 2 white people in my grad class, the other white person is the professor powerrrr
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (22:18:09): Kill all whites
Wednesday, 07 September 2016
The Great Vape (09:06:37): I'm Dave Chapelle and I will be your professor for Mathematical Finance I. Lesson 1: \xa0Vanquish the white devil within
Vape-Worm (09:23:42): Brian is he telling you to seize they day?
The Great Vape (09:24:08): He told me to kill white men like today is my last chance to
Vape-Worm (09:24:55): http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/community-sitcom/images/f/fc/Seize_the_day!.png/revision/latest?cb=20120523174602
The Great Vape (09:26:06): "I'm going to have....a birthday cake!"
Vape-Worm (09:27:53): THIS IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO TEACH ACCOUNTING
The Great Vape (09:38:32): man community season 1 and 2 were top tier television
Vape-Worm (10:09:06): yea
Vape-Worm (10:09:11): season 2
Vape-Worm (10:09:13): peak
Vape-Worm (10:10:13): https://twitter.com/stealthmountain\\
Vape-Worm (10:10:20): have you guys seen this
Vape-Worm (10:10:24): its amazing
The Great Vape (11:57:00): https://gfycat.com/MarvelousDeficientErmine
The Great Vape (11:57:09): We can all at least agree Clinton is a piece of shit lol
Vape-Worm (11:58:24): that gif must be getting so much use in this election
Vape-Worm (11:58:34): also Gary Johnson is on youtube ads now
The Great Vape (11:58:46): Yea that gif has potential. Spongebob was the shit
Vape-Worm (11:58:48): and taking shots at Trump and Hillary
Vape-Worm (11:59:04): Doodle Bob
Vape-Worm (11:59:24): and the episode where Spongebob gets traded to the chum bucket
Vape-Worm (11:59:33): best full episode
The Great Vape (11:59:48): The Fry Cook Olympics is up there too
The Great Vape (12:00:14): "Do it for the Krusty Krab!" "For the Krusty Krab!"
Vape-Worm (12:00:16): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tr6s2MWbmU
The Great Vape (12:00:26): "Do it because I told you so!" "Because he told me so!"
Vape-Worm (12:04:43): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tr6s2MWbmU
Vape-Worm (12:04:56): wait wrong link
Vape-Worm (12:11:53): How did Spongebob get the rights to Van Helen?
The Great Vape (12:12:24): shhhh don't ask questions
The Great Vape (12:12:34): they may have been fans though or something who knows
The Great Vape (12:12:42): lot of celebrities guess starred because they were fans
Vape-Worm (12:14:09): yea but that was like season 2
Vape-Worm (12:14:38): season 2 episode 15
Vape-Worm (12:14:54): aired 9/7/11
Vape-Worm (12:15:05): i mean 9/7/01
The Great Vape (12:15:28): damn 4 days before the world changed forever
The Great Vape (12:15:37): the last golden moment
The Great Vape (12:53:45): https://i.redd.it/ojpwy6yumkcx.jpg
The Great Vape (13:53:52): I found this on /r/gainit and made me think of Marc
The Great Vape (13:53:56): I was at school pounding back some milk today and a kid looked at me and said "Dairy milk is bad for humans because milk is made for one ton animals and humans are not one ton animals." I looked him dead in the eye and said:\nI want to be a one ton animal.
Vape-Worm (13:59:20): http://visionaryathletes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Screen-Shot-2014-03-05-at-10.38.28-AM.png
Vape-Worm (13:59:51): Suck it darwin, we didn't evolve from apes. we evolved into apes
The Great Vape (14:00:27): Harambe was the alpha and omega all along
Vape-Worm (14:54:19): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw
Vape-Worm (16:10:04): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKmcJgwZg4U
GroupMe (19:56:11): Proud Clouds disabled Office Mode. Messages will buzz your phone.
Proud Clouds (20:23:22): Fuck this office mode shit. I have way too many unread messages. Just mute the conversation if you need when you're at work.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (22:02:47): Offices are for nerds
Thursday, 08 September 2016
Vape-Worm (05:27:45): Who's in
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (07:04:50): We need fuck the zuck shirts more though
The Great Vape (09:14:32): I want a pic of Zuck bending over forward on the front of the shirt in pain, on the back of the shirt is harambes back, but he's looking over his shoulder and giving a thumbs up, and underneath him is #DicksOutForHaramambetoFuckTheZuck
The Great Vape (09:30:01): so we tailgaiting this red bull bitch or what
The Great Vape (09:39:06): Also some advice my mom gave me this morning via text, sent me a newspaper article titled "If you want more money, get a better paying Job" and then sent me "FYI". So just some sage advice for all of us to use
The Great Vape (10:14:24): http://www.mycentraljersey.com/story/opinion/columnists/jay-jefferson-cooke/2016/09/07/some-minimum-wage-debate-clarification-sorely-needed/89910298/
The Great Vape (10:14:31): thats the article it has a different name online for some reason
Vape-Worm (10:29:43): What time we thinking of getting there
Vape-Worm (10:29:47): we can get beers
Vape-Worm (10:29:54): i have that big ass cooler
Vape-Worm (10:30:54): But if i get drunk keep me out of the Alley ways, cant be sucking street nips at 1 pm on a sunday
The Great Vape (10:32:13): its alright we will keep lookout
The Great Vape (10:33:06): ill make something to bring and chow down on
Vape-Worm (10:33:14): Oh forgot to say, went on another date with on car girl, we fooled around in the alley by the metuchen train station parking lot, but it was in the car this time
Vape-Worm (10:34:29): She also got really winded and sweaty, which made me wanna say "wow you need cardio"
The Great Vape (10:34:49): you should go to the exhibitionist show thats held in an alleyway
Vape-Worm (10:36:00): nah i dont want to be caught, i just like the night breeze on my nut sack
The Great Vape (10:37:27): was this metuchen girl a different girl
Vape-Worm (10:38:13): as terrible as it sounds
Vape-Worm (10:38:17): which one was that
Vape-Worm (10:38:25): i got to many hoes at the moment
Vape-Worm (10:38:48): the others arent worthy of stories, nothing funny happened
The Great Vape (10:41:22): lol do you just ghost these woman after you get your street bj
Vape-Worm (10:46:50): no, i slowly stop talking to them
Vape-Worm (10:46:55): im not a monster
Vape-Worm (10:46:57): well i am
Vape-Worm (10:47:03): but not in that way
Vape-Worm (10:47:17): I got a date with a rep from VEVO
Vape-Worm (10:47:29): i want to see if she can expensce my date as a work thing
The Great Vape (10:54:32): nothing turns the ladies on like being able to deduct a meal as a business expense
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:23:13): Marc do you really only bang women in the streets now
Vape-Worm (11:24:38): No, i just dont want to bring them to my house
Vape-Worm (11:24:42): her place is cool
Vape-Worm (11:25:11): I dont want to be Hey Mom and Dad, this is ummmmm\xa0yea
Vape-Worm (12:16:58): https://i.reddituploads.com/1ec6ba0e1e934e2ab09d1161d131d966?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=69127f207e4fe6da81817fc35a0e930c'
Proud Clouds (13:06:19): What a hunk
The Great Vape (13:27:44): providing libertarian solutions to everyday problems, lmao
The Great Vape (13:38:43): whats your libertarian solution for roads
The Great Vape (13:38:55): also
The Great Vape (13:39:04): None
Proud Clouds (13:46:53): Trump boys got a hot sister. Lucky them
Proud Clouds (13:47:40): And she just had a baby. You know that milk is on point.
The Great Vape (14:14:53): None
The Great Vape (14:15:15): i get hillary was attacked a lot last night but trump literally couldn't string a sentence together last night
Vape-Worm (14:17:33): I want Hillary to win
The Great Vape (14:18:13): Really?
The Great Vape (14:20:19): Why the change of heart
Vape-Worm (14:20:47): As a conservative, i will defend some of trumps policies and even that he is better then Hillary, which i think is true. But if trump wins then that type of policy and action will be the majority on the republican party. Trump isnt conservative, he is just on the GOP ticket. Hillary wins, we get another Rep in the oval office in 4 year. Trump wins, we dont\xa0get another Rep in office for 80 years
Vape-Worm (14:21:29): We need Paul Ryan and Marco Rubio, not Trump and Pence
The Great Vape (14:22:27): Interseeting
Vape-Worm (14:25:00): The world flipped on our generation. Old days the right shut down the left for supporting free speech, with us it switched. the Left is suppressing a lot Right speakers on campuses and rallys. So if Shill wins, then people see who she is shutting down the right and we all look at society and take a breathe, Trump wins well here comes the left and people will aggree that speech should be limited
Vape-Worm (14:25:19): Trump has every right to say what he wants, and he has some vaild points
Vape-Worm (14:25:31): but he is an idiot and doesnt know how to say them
Vape-Worm (14:26:05): Just like Shill is the anti obama, Obama never ran on being black, he ran on he wanted to change the system and help people.
Vape-Worm (14:26:15): Then he made history
Vape-Worm (14:26:30): Hillary wants to make history by pretending to help people
Vape-Worm (14:26:36): I think we can all agree
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (14:27:19): Nah that's just her angle
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (14:27:23): It's all marketing
The Great Vape (14:29:22): While i disagree with the free speech bit and I agree trump winning would hurt the GOP long term
The Great Vape (14:29:56): She just wants to continue and expand obama's shit
The Great Vape (14:36:39): I mean the Right has an issue with Colin Kaepernick not standing during the national anthem. What about his free speech? I don't think the right is as pro free speech as they imagine themselves imho. \xa0My mom and Fox News hate Colin Kaepernick lol
Vape-Worm (14:37:15): Colin Kaepernick had every right to do that
Vape-Worm (14:37:28): and most young consertavives agree
Vape-Worm (14:37:37): Megan Kelly and your mom are the old gaurd
Vape-Worm (14:38:40): Most young conservatives, well besides the "cuckers" would agree. Its a peacefull protest that he did
The Great Vape (14:38:53): Well that's good to know, I don't keep pace with what the younger conservatives think so thats good to hear. What kind of free speech though do think is most under attack
Vape-Worm (14:39:05): there is a big split
Vape-Worm (14:39:19): between the consertavies and the pissed off
The Great Vape (14:39:35): the pissed off being the alt-right crowd?
Vape-Worm (14:40:02): I dont like being PC, and ill say social programs in my mind hinder alot, lower taxes less governement
Vape-Worm (14:40:05): that stuff
Vape-Worm (14:40:37): Calling someone a Cuck and a Nigger or Faggot isnt not PC, you just dont want to be told being white is bad anymore
Vape-Worm (14:41:05): Whats the alternate to the Right? left, Alt Right = Left
The Great Vape (14:41:19): the left's version of the alt right?
Vape-Worm (14:41:30): http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif
The Great Vape (14:41:44): i guess that'd be me and josh, we're about as far left as you'd find in america, we're socialist/commies
The Great Vape (14:41:59): ah man i thought the gif was gonna go on long enough to show steve brule
Vape-Worm (14:42:01): most all right are pissed off left
The Great Vape (14:42:28): you're say most alt-right are pissed off liberals/leftist? that I don't agree with at all.
Vape-Worm (14:43:08): well you have every right to your opinion and im sure you have vaild\xa0points
Vape-Worm (14:43:15): i mean CUCK CUCK CUCK
The Great Vape (14:44:24): i just don't see how someone who's a leftist or a liberal switches to the alt-right when ideaologically its the complete opposite
The Great Vape (14:44:28): i mean CUCK
Vape-Worm (14:44:57): there the same people who went form Bernie to Trump
Vape-Worm (14:45:04): let me rephrase
Vape-Worm (14:45:08): i see your point
Vape-Worm (14:45:12): Alt right
Vape-Worm (14:45:20): are just rebels with out a cause
The Great Vape (14:45:49): those people don't agree with trump they just hate the establishment and want to watch it burn, accelerate capitalism/government to the point of decay, at least from what i've seen posted
The Great Vape (14:46:20): i think alt-right has anger like a lot of americans, but their's is misplaced and misdirected towards immigrants, china, and other foreign boogie men instead of where it should be placed
Vape-Worm (14:46:35): Black people
Vape-Worm (14:46:56): i think the anger may not be misplaced, just misguided
Vape-Worm (14:47:12): and thats where our ideologies\xa0differ
Vape-Worm (14:47:17): Hence me right, you left
Vape-Worm (14:48:21): This election did make me realize something
Vape-Worm (14:48:29): The Left hates Hill
Vape-Worm (14:48:34): The Right hates Hill
Vape-Worm (14:48:37): and she is winning
Vape-Worm (14:48:46): so most of the voters are just unifomred
Vape-Worm (14:48:51): or dont care enought to change
The Great Vape (14:49:05): they just don't want to change the status quo
The Great Vape (14:49:15): the right is winning though things are shifting that way
Vape-Worm (14:49:24): Its a pedulm effect
The Great Vape (14:49:25): i mean shit hillary talked about being the small business president and about american exceptionalism
The Great Vape (14:49:34): that sounds like george bush circa 2004
The Great Vape (14:50:42): in the past, democrats advertised as the workers party, repbulicans were the small business candidates
The Great Vape (14:50:56): now democrats are the small business candidate, repbulicans are big business candidate, and workers are left out in the dust
The Great Vape (14:51:21): and thats why bernie had such a following, from those displaced workers who now have no party
Vape-Worm (14:53:48): i think most of america is displaced
The Great Vape (14:54:00): trumps not exactly a big business candidate though, well he is but he doesn't present himself as such, and i think thats exactly what the alt right formed from. frustrated workers who had no one representing them, and trump comes along and says hey these are some reasons why shit sucks
Vape-Worm (14:54:01): Trump won because Whitey is angry
The Great Vape (14:54:03): yea
The Great Vape (14:54:25): some say he's the last gasp push of white nationalism
Vape-Worm (14:54:36): he is
Vape-Worm (14:54:46): and honestly he needed to happen
Vape-Worm (14:55:09): becuase its starting to become if you are middle class and above and white you are the enemy
The Great Vape (14:55:36): well he was inevitable due to the conditions we have
Vape-Worm (14:56:17): and thats were i think we differ again
Vape-Worm (14:56:51): I honstley think alot of the poor and stuff like that is a product of there enivorment
Vape-Worm (14:56:58): and we need to fix the enviroment
Vape-Worm (14:57:05): not by giving people money
Vape-Worm (14:57:10): by teaching them
Vape-Worm (14:57:12): to save
Vape-Worm (14:57:16): by getting jobs
The Great Vape (14:57:23): well this is definitely where we differ
The Great Vape (14:57:24): the money is there
The Great Vape (14:57:27): its just moving upwards
Vape-Worm (14:58:49): to the people who create the goods and services
Vape-Worm (14:59:00): and this is where we disagree again
Vape-Worm (14:59:11): you and Josh are labor
Vape-Worm (14:59:16): I am captial
The Great Vape (14:59:20): to CEO'sy
The Great Vape (14:59:23): yea
The Great Vape (14:59:26): i agree with that
The Great Vape (14:59:39): with most things you're either on the side of the worker or the side of the capitalist
Vape-Worm (15:00:46): you can correct me if im wrong, but you believe that since you are the one making chair, you should be a bigger part of the company since with out you the chair wouldnt be made
The Great Vape (15:01:11): also CEO's don't create goods and services. the people who create the goods or do the services do imo. \xa0everything is made with human labor. \xa0the ideaology just determines who gets paid. capitalism - the top employees. socailism - the workers who make the product
The Great Vape (15:01:55): well i do believe that without say the workers in a large company, say walmart had no stock people or cashiers or workers, the CEO's would be fucked
The Great Vape (15:02:24): higher ups rely on the buying the labor from workers and then selling it a higher price to make a profit, its the only way capitalism works
Vape-Worm (15:03:06): Thats where i disagree, the CEO investors and owners take the risk. They put there money on the line which they cant get back if it fails. You are a stock boy and the comapny\xa0fails, you find a new job, you invested your life savings in the company and it fails you are fucked
Vape-Worm (15:03:38): and you may say well the person may lose there job and fuck them, but none takes there money that they had earned
Vape-Worm (15:03:46): exepect uncle sam
The Great Vape (15:04:02): Lets talk about risk. Walmart recently from 2015 to 2016 has seen a decline in stock price, revenue, and profit, but the CEO has given himself a $500,000 raise. \xa0This isn't an anomaly.
Vape-Worm (15:04:27): Then the stock boys should quit
Vape-Worm (15:04:31): and work for Target
Vape-Worm (15:04:37): or Wlgreens
The Great Vape (15:04:48): Oh so any of the minimum wage jobs that don't pay a living wage lol
Vape-Worm (15:05:17): Now this is where i know we differ on wages
Vape-Worm (15:05:21): and i wont go into it at work
Vape-Worm (15:05:27): since i wouldnt get shit done
The Great Vape (15:05:33): Over the past 4 years the board of Walmart increased salaries by 45 million while recently letting 7,000 people last month
The Great Vape (15:06:11): Yea I know we differ on minimum wage a lot lol
Vape-Worm (15:08:02): Its there right as owners
Vape-Worm (15:08:12): they put there lively hoods on the line
Vape-Worm (15:08:56): if you want to give yourself a raise when you make a walmart, then thats your right
Vape-Worm (15:09:19): if you think its unjust walk awat
The Great Vape (15:10:13): why do we aim for democracy in private lives but cede to live to having a monarchy type heirarchy in our workplace
Proud Clouds (15:10:52): Exactly. Why is democracy in the workplace, ie unions, a bad thing?
Proud Clouds (15:11:31): How is an authoritarian system in business, or oligarchic system more beneficial
Proud Clouds (15:12:34): Just look at the NFL. One of the most successful enterprises in America. Fucking billionaires literally playing socialism as a side gig, and showing the world how successful it can is as an economic model
Proud Clouds (15:12:51): It can be*
The Great Vape (15:15:38): Adam Smith himself argued against corporations
Proud Clouds (15:17:07): Corporations or corporate governance?
The Great Vape (15:17:19): Corporations
The Great Vape (15:18:27): He thought everyone should be self-employed otherwise the free market wouldn't give liberation but instead enslavement
The Great Vape (15:18:28): his words
Proud Clouds (15:18:48): Ah.
Proud Clouds (15:19:23): Well to Marc's point about just walking away from a job at say Walmart, not everyone has that luxury
Proud Clouds (15:19:43): Many times Walmart is the largest employer in an area, that already is the best paying job, as well
Proud Clouds (15:20:37): Underserved areas like the may also lack community colleges where said person may be able to get training, let alone afford training if there is a college
Proud Clouds (15:21:52): "just walk away" is not solving any problems
Proud Clouds (15:23:44): And Marc, as someone that's not too keen on social programs, Walmart is one of the nation's largest benefactors of said programs, strictly because they refuse to raise wages.
Proud Clouds (15:24:06): They are fucking us, the taxpayers
Vape-Worm (15:24:21): sorry had work, will get caught up meow and respond
The Great Vape (15:25:50): Good, I enjoy talking politics with you gay nerds
Vape-Worm (15:25:59): Okay so here we go
Vape-Worm (15:26:17): Democary is in the market, not the work place
Vape-Worm (15:26:28): i dont get to vote for my supervisors shit
Vape-Worm (15:26:33): and thats why its run that way
Vape-Worm (15:26:42): You can always walk away
Vape-Worm (15:26:49): there in no gun
Vape-Worm (15:26:59): if you feel its so un just you will walk away
Vape-Worm (15:27:18): and walmart pays shit wages
Vape-Worm (15:27:28): becuase tehy\xa0know there employees get subsides
Vape-Worm (15:27:34): so take that away
Vape-Worm (15:27:49): either they walk or walmart pays more to the employees
Proud Clouds (15:28:06): Or you know. They don't
Vape-Worm (15:28:18): then if they dont
Vape-Worm (15:28:22): and you dont leave
Vape-Worm (15:28:26): its consuanal
Vape-Worm (15:28:33): and you are willing getting fucked
The Great Vape (15:28:47): it's consentual even though you have no other options? well i guess you could just become homeless as your alternative
Vape-Worm (15:29:05): if you feel its so unjust you will walk
Vape-Worm (15:29:07): no gun
Vape-Worm (15:29:12): unlike the govenemrnt
The Great Vape (15:29:19): where will you go
Vape-Worm (15:29:42): where i have to pay to pay the poor guys or i wll get taken away with guns
The Great Vape (15:30:03): you're forced to participate in the market. you can't opt out and live in the woods. its technically illegal to since all the land is owned by private firms or government and you can't live on it without $. you're forced to have to participate in the job market if you want a means of living
Vape-Worm (15:30:05): If you think it sucks but you wont walk away
Vape-Worm (15:30:27): you can live in the woods
The Great Vape (15:30:41): you can get arrested for it
Vape-Worm (15:30:53): thats the governement not the market
Proud Clouds (15:31:06): I don't think we're gonna get anywhere with this. Can you just clarify the one thing though about democracy.
Vape-Worm (15:31:17): yes we dont live in onme
Proud Clouds (15:31:20): Why it democracy a no no
The Great Vape (15:31:24): well also because large sections of land are owned by private firms as well
Vape-Worm (15:31:26): we live in a constuinaila republic
Vape-Worm (15:31:44): Democracy is great
Vape-Worm (15:31:48): in large pictures
Vape-Worm (15:31:59): we get to pick who sets the rules
Vape-Worm (15:32:06): for over arching things
Vape-Worm (15:32:13): now we are a family of 5
Proud Clouds (15:32:16): It's a constitutional democratic republic. Meaning the representatives are of the people. As in demos
Vape-Worm (15:32:17): 2 parents
Vape-Worm (15:32:22): 3 kids
Vape-Worm (15:32:33): the parents know much more then the kids
Vape-Worm (15:32:39): worked hard to get the knowledge
Vape-Worm (15:32:42): 3 kids
Vape-Worm (15:32:47): are retarded kids
Vape-Worm (15:32:54): we vote to eat pizza everynight
The Great Vape (15:32:54): wait so are you saying the CEO's know much more? and that workers are the retarded kids?
Vape-Worm (15:33:25): You think the CEO of walmart doesnt work harder then a stock boy?
The Great Vape (15:33:39): something like 60% of the highest paying CEO's in the past 25 years have been fired, bailed out, or arrested on SEC charges
Vape-Worm (15:34:02): I never for bail outs
The Great Vape (15:34:06): do you think he works 530 times harder?
Vape-Worm (15:34:12): honestl
The Great Vape (15:34:13): is that even possible?
Vape-Worm (15:34:14): yes
Vape-Worm (15:34:38): not everything has to be protional
Vape-Worm (15:34:52): and the CEO has much more invested then the sotck boiy
Vape-Worm (15:35:00): thats why he or she gets more money
Vape-Worm (15:35:05): Captial over labor
Vape-Worm (15:35:12): is my philopshy
The Great Vape (15:35:16): oh the walton boy who was born into the right family?
Vape-Worm (15:36:02): some poeple are lucky, but when he gets the job he has to work hard at it
The Great Vape (15:36:05): the whole CEO rise in salary has been an upward circlejerk since a thing called compensation firms started existing
Vape-Worm (15:36:22): just becuase you start on third doesnt mean the run home is easier
The Great Vape (15:36:29): they justify CEO salaries to share holders. then CEO's use other CEO's as a benchmark to justify higher salaries. \xa0its a big circlejerk upwards
The Great Vape (15:36:40): no but some people are born on third thinking they hit a triple
Vape-Worm (15:36:53): dont think it them
Vape-Worm (15:36:58): but your one third
Vape-Worm (15:37:02): so make it home
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:37:14): i will agree that CEOs probably work harder than a walmart employee lol
The Great Vape (15:37:26): do you forsee yourself becoming a CEO somewhere marc? just curious
Vape-Worm (15:37:29): my VP is always working
Vape-Worm (15:37:34): COO
Vape-Worm (15:37:48): CEO to much work
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:37:56): lol
The Great Vape (15:37:56): but some C level position?[
The Great Vape (15:38:04): ah COO
Vape-Worm (15:38:20): Fuck yea, and ill start at the bottom and get there through hard work and my charm
Vape-Worm (15:38:31): and sucking street nip
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:40:04): i mean it's not crazy to aspire to be an exec at a company
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:40:22): not an impossible goal in a 30+ year career
The Great Vape (15:40:24): no i was just curious because of the defense of capital vs the defense of labor
The Great Vape (15:40:45): he wants to defend capital because he believes one day it will be him
Vape-Worm (15:40:49): do you see yourself not?
The Great Vape (15:40:55): so that makes sense
The Great Vape (15:41:05): statistically no, nor do I want to. i have my own life plan
The Great Vape (15:41:18): doesn't involved CEO or executivedome
The Great Vape (15:41:26): executivedom*
Vape-Worm (15:41:35): thats why you dont\xa0defend it
The Great Vape (15:42:02): well also because your basically defending 1% of the population who is a part of it instead of the 99% who get screwed by it more often than not
The Great Vape (15:42:14): we just disagree on who to defend
The Great Vape (15:42:18): or who needs defending
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:43:01): there are business leaders out there besides the waltons
The Great Vape (15:43:13): there are. costco is probably one of the only decent ones.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:43:19): you cant generalize the entire industry based on one family
The Great Vape (15:43:25): well ok pick a company
The Great Vape (15:43:46): if you don't think its skewed one way then we have a disagreement
Vape-Worm (15:44:53): my comany
Vape-Worm (15:44:56): Dave Ehlers
Vape-Worm (15:44:58): Gay
Vape-Worm (15:45:04): worked his way up
Vape-Worm (15:45:09): now out charity is GLSEN
Vape-Worm (15:45:13): cool dude
Vape-Worm (15:45:16): down to earth
Vape-Worm (15:45:23): and works really fucking hard
The Great Vape (15:45:26): im sure he is
Vape-Worm (15:45:27): wasnt born rich
The Great Vape (15:45:31): and im sure you make a lot of money for him
The Great Vape (15:45:37): and he lets you keep a small part of that
Vape-Worm (15:45:51): With out him I wouldnt have a job
Vape-Worm (15:45:54): with out me
Vape-Worm (15:46:01): he could find someone else
Vape-Worm (15:46:19): i would find a new job
The Great Vape (15:46:22): why cant you find something else like the walmart stockboy
Vape-Worm (15:46:30): i would
Vape-Worm (15:46:37): but i wouldnt have this job
Vape-Worm (15:46:44): i would work of OMD
Vape-Worm (15:46:47): or Mediacom
Vape-Worm (15:46:55): or Zenith
Vape-Worm (15:47:28): I work hard knowing it pays off in the long run.
Vape-Worm (15:49:20): Brian you believe that since you werent born on third you arent making it home
Vape-Worm (15:49:22): me
Vape-Worm (15:49:30): if i was born in the batters box
Vape-Worm (15:49:33): im making it home
Vape-Worm (15:49:48): if i get thrown out so be it
Vape-Worm (15:49:55): but ill get right back in it
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:50:37): my dad isnt c level but he's an executive and he didnt come from money
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:50:48): his father painted school busses for a living
Vape-Worm (15:50:55): my dad didnt either, and he is a director
The Great Vape (15:50:57): my argument isn't that people can't work their way up ever
Vape-Worm (15:50:57): my mom too
The Great Vape (15:51:23): my argument is about worker exploitation and the growing inequality between the wages of the poor and the super wealthy
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:52:23): fair enough
The Great Vape (15:52:42): my boss tells all his clients that im worth 75 an hour, thats how much he charges them to rent me out to work on their case, and in the same breath tells me im worth 20 of that. the only way he makes money, and the only way anyone can make money on the labor of another, is to pay them less than what their labor produces, which is not a fair deal in the view of leftists
Vape-Worm (15:53:00): If you think its not fair
Vape-Worm (15:53:02): leave
The Great Vape (15:53:05): i just use that as an example to illustrate what leftists conceive as worker exploitation
Vape-Worm (15:53:18): and on the right
Vape-Worm (15:53:26): its i take out a loan against my house
Vape-Worm (15:53:30): and build a company
Vape-Worm (15:53:34): i hire people
Vape-Worm (15:53:37): i make it
The Great Vape (15:53:39): well see, I can't. because I don't own a firm. and people only go to accountants with firms. its in this way that capital is required to produce more capital
Vape-Worm (15:53:41): and its awesome
Vape-Worm (15:53:53): loans
Vape-Worm (15:54:01): and a business plan
Vape-Worm (15:54:11): but what if you fail?
The Great Vape (15:54:11): loans are one of the most bizzare things when you think about it
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:54:45): a lot of employees do get paid a percentage of the profits
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:54:50): thats how my bonus was calculated this quarter
The Great Vape (15:55:11): part of which had to go to the white man
Vape-Worm (15:55:12): i just get a bunch of free shit
The Great Vape (15:55:14): aka insurance
The Great Vape (15:55:56): if i ever were to start a company it'd be a coop or a employee stock owned partnership (ESOP)
Vape-Worm (15:56:17): thats your right as a business owner
The Great Vape (15:56:27): but if you think of what money is
The Great Vape (15:56:42): and what i used to be before we got off the gold standard, it was a measure of gold literally
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:57:00): you said something interesting before
Vape-Worm (15:57:08): about the white man
The Great Vape (15:57:10): about what pete
Vape-Worm (15:57:15): go on about this amazing creature
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:57:28): my boss tells all his clients that im worth 75 an hour, thats how much he charges them to rent me out to work on their case, and in the same breath tells me im worth 20 of that. // well see, I can't [be self employed]. because I don't own a firm.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:57:52): so would you say that a benefit of working for your boss is using his firm to get paid
The Great Vape (15:57:57): yea thats about owning the means of production
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:57:58): or do you see that as explotiation
The Great Vape (15:58:04): well im required to work for a firm
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:58:09): ok
The Great Vape (15:58:19): in that who will hire me otherwise or pay me 75 as an indepentent contractor
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:58:22): i mean you don't have to, but nobody would deal with you if you werent right
The Great Vape (15:58:30): for the most part
The Great Vape (15:58:35): i mean who would come to Brian LLC
The Great Vape (15:58:40): "(
The Great Vape (15:58:42): \ufffd
Vape-Worm (15:58:49): me
The Great Vape (15:58:50): but say I owned the firm
The Great Vape (15:58:55): and i charged others 75
The Great Vape (15:58:59): i can then literally give myself all 75
Vape-Worm (15:59:17): or you say 60
Vape-Worm (15:59:21): and undercut the market
The Great Vape (15:59:24): the only reason that doesn't happen is that choice is in hands of another
The Great Vape (15:59:28): lol
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:59:32): typically the 75 covers other services too right?
The Great Vape (15:59:33): yea please meet me in my bedroom
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:59:37): i mean you dont do 100% of the work for the company right?
The Great Vape (16:00:19): yea i mean im ignoring other things, like cost of goods sold etc but the undisputable fact remains that I MUST be paid less than what I produce otherwise my boss couldn't turn a profit on me and he wouldn't keep me
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:01:10): well yea lol
The Great Vape (16:01:29): would you accept less for a commodity in the market
The Great Vape (16:01:44): you have 100 dollars worth of metal, some guys says hell only give 50 for it, would you take that?
The Great Vape (16:01:58): i don't think so. but we're forced to undersell our labor.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:02:21): this would make sense if you were trying to calculate how many jews you need to build a pyramid
The Great Vape (16:02:29): its 7
The Great Vape (16:02:32): 7 jews
The Great Vape (16:02:37): 7 bear jews
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:02:40): but if you are taking a more dynamic job it kind of starts to get harder to argue
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:03:01): most jobs you cant quantify the output into strict dollars or whatever
The Great Vape (16:03:23): i bet HP has you pegged tbh
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:03:46): at that point you're being paid based on your responsiblity/accountability and how easily you can be replaced
The Great Vape (16:03:47): its a good measure for management so they know who to fire
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:04:01): that's based on metrics around here
The Great Vape (16:04:04): thats part of it im sure, who's not bringing in more money they they're being paid.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:04:08): targets you hit per quarter
The Great Vape (16:04:19): right and i bet there are metrics specific to you as to how much you brought in per quarter
The Great Vape (16:04:27): or at least your department as a whole
The Great Vape (16:04:50): and if you don't turn a profit or your deparment doesn't turn a profit for a quarter, 2 or long enough where it's an issue you get he axe
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:05:20): yeah essentially
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:05:33): im just saying there are other factors to employment
The Great Vape (16:06:30): right but if someone can't be profited off, that seems like a factor that would prevent being employed. like how it used to be that people with pre existing conditions wouldn't be covered by any insurance company, because they wouldn't be able to be profited off of. i think its a very similar proposition here
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:07:01): ok fair enough
Proud Clouds (16:07:10): Squirt.org
The Great Vape (16:07:29): is this what it sounds like
The Great Vape (16:07:31): im at work
Proud Clouds (16:08:20): I saw a billboard in NYC
Proud Clouds (16:19:33): At least we can all agree that squirt dot org was a missed opportunity for us
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:21:32): we have missed too many golden opportunities
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:21:48): it's time to start the Dad Network
The Great Vape (16:22:10): for dads, by future dads
The Great Vape (16:22:27): we know what dads want and we just wanna give the dads what they need
Proud Clouds (16:22:47): It's like spike, but for dads
The Great Vape (16:22:57): just turn on your audio enabled listening television and say "daddy please help!" to go to the dad network
Proud Clouds (16:23:49): Network motto:\n"\u2026 but for dads"
The Great Vape (16:24:16): sports for dads! cameras focused on them cheerleaders \ufffd
Proud Clouds (16:24:29): Friday night can be gay dad night. We don't discriminate
Proud Clouds (16:24:49): Disco dad night is Tuesday. No one likes Tuesday
Proud Clouds (16:25:22): Pop up dad bars sponsored by the Dad network
Proud Clouds (16:25:38): We only have lazy boys
Proud Clouds (16:26:07): And we never flip the cushion. Or we always flip the cushion. But we don't ever wash them
Proud Clouds (16:26:27): O man, remember the couch jizz collectors
Proud Clouds (16:26:59): Purchase couches at discounted prices, but they required a certain amount of cum
Vape-Worm (16:28:05): I ONLY CUM IN THE STREETS
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:29:40): to avoid any more of our ideas being taken, i say the next stupid idea we think of we dump thousands of dollars into immediately, with no regard for the consequences or even basic common sense
The Great Vape (16:30:00): word up
Vape-Worm (16:30:11): Street Nips
Vape-Worm (16:30:18): Wanna suck titties
Vape-Worm (16:30:30): try street nips
The Great Vape (16:30:32): i got 5 on it
Vape-Worm (16:30:41): the descret way to suck tittie in public
Vape-Worm (16:31:11): http://www.motherhood.com/images/site/BreastfeedingImage_100509.jpg
Vape-Worm (16:31:15): but a grown man
The Great Vape (16:31:29): c'mon babe just a few sucks
The Great Vape (16:31:38): you're lucky im wearing my NGBM street nip wear!
The Great Vape (16:32:06): how about just a flap over the nipple you can open and close
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:35:04): oh cool, a line of men's shirts with nipple flaps
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:35:14): street nips for all
The Great Vape (16:35:24): well shirts for women, made by the men who want to suck the women
Proud Clouds (16:35:35): None
Proud Clouds (16:35:38): You mean like this
The Great Vape (16:35:59): well there'd be a button to open or close the nipple flaps, in my vision of it
Proud Clouds (16:36:15): O. So a button fly for nips
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:36:17): yea those nips are free
The Great Vape (16:36:18): you'd have to get custom made bras that let the nip out as well, another product to sell
The Great Vape (16:36:23): yea maybe a zipper
Proud Clouds (16:36:31): O man.
Proud Clouds (16:36:34): That's genius
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:36:34): you need hidden nips for business meetings, but as soon as you hit the street its nips out
The Great Vape (16:36:37): "hold on gotta let the twins breath" unzippp
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:36:42): nipper zipper
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:36:58): listen fellas, you know how much you hate undoing bras
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:37:05): what if you could just unzip the nips
The Great Vape (16:37:08): what if you never had to take her shirt off!
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:37:08): get right to the boob meat
The Great Vape (16:37:11): lol
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:37:22): "i just got to second base and my girl is fully clothed!"
The Great Vape (16:37:40): "i'm still allowed to heaven because of this technicality! woohoo!"
The Great Vape (16:37:51): "take THAT god!'
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:37:55): lol
The Great Vape (16:39:10): someone find a clothing company who will make our prototype
The Great Vape (16:39:23): and will make it for 1000 dollars or less
The Great Vape (16:39:33): either this or we learn to sew
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:39:56): i'm willing to dump my life savings into this
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:40:02): into nipple zippers
The Great Vape (18:39:14): Marc pete you guys do bro splits? What y'all workouts look like
Vape-Worm (18:39:32): Lift heavy weight. Run. Repeat
The Great Vape (18:39:35): I saw naughty grandpa and got body shamed by Robert de niro, this will not stand
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (18:41:57): What's a bro aplit
Vape-Worm (18:42:27): No idea. So Bros don't do it
The Great Vape (18:42:57): What r fitness calls doing bis, tri, chest one day, legs another, back another, or some variation of that
Vape-Worm (18:43:13): You mean do work outs
Vape-Worm (18:43:19): Chest one day.
Vape-Worm (18:43:21): Back
Vape-Worm (18:43:24): Arms
Vape-Worm (18:43:27): Legs
Vape-Worm (18:43:32): Shoulders and abs
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (18:45:15): ah so i work out usually 3 days a week on a good week. chest/triceps, back/biceps, then shoulders/legs, and i try to do abs each workout
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (18:45:39): i go to the gym with a coworker sometimes and he actually gave me a really good fitness routine he got out of a magazine, i can let you borrow my copy
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (18:45:55): it's a lot of exercises i dont normally do but i found it really effective, helped me get past a slump
Vape-Worm (18:45:58): Biceps curls. Repeat
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (18:46:15): i'm not really hardcore with lifting anymore, just something i do to maintain shape at this point
The Great Vape (18:46:22): I want that de niro bod
Vape-Worm (18:46:47): I want to be a house. I'm just a condo now
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (18:47:31): you already got the diet part down, just need to find the workout part that works for you
Vape-Worm (18:48:57): All you need in your diet
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (18:49:43): for real, imo the key is to just find the workout that you enjoy. a lot of people tell you just to do old timey olympic lifts and shit but if you just want to be in decent shape and look good you dont need to do a routine you dont enjoy
Vape-Worm (18:50:09): Yea do what you like
Vape-Worm (18:50:58): Find what you like and just go. Never try and begrudgingly do it. That's when you stop
Vape-Worm (19:10:16): The 6:57 NEC train got a really cute conductor. Does a train count as the street?
The Great Vape (19:11:04): Only one way to find out ;)
Vape-Worm (19:11:21): Only my penis can decided
Vape-Worm (19:21:42): New idea. Facebook but all the worst things about you. Like failed musicians and masterbated to ponies
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (19:22:17): So regular Facebook
Vape-Worm (19:22:27): Yea
The Great Vape (19:24:31): Worstbook
The Great Vape (19:24:35): Or confessionbook
Vape-Worm (19:24:51): My post secret did that
Friday, 09 September 2016
The Great Vape (09:25:17): the entire Seattle Seahawks will be protesting the national anthem this sunday
The Great Vape (09:25:24): can't wait to hear my moms reaction on that
The Great Vape (09:25:31): or papa bear o reilly's
Vape-Worm (09:29:58): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Hauschka#/media/File:Steven_Hauschka_2014.jpg
Vape-Worm (09:30:11): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Steven_Hauschka_2014.jpg
Vape-Worm (09:31:00): i dont think Hauschka is gunna\xa0send anty message protesting
The Great Vape (09:31:53): why? he'll be sitting during the national anthem on the 15th anniversary of 9/11. that will definitely get attention even if he was the only one doing it
Vape-Worm (09:32:25): i ment he is the kicker
Vape-Worm (09:32:29): no one cares
Vape-Worm (09:32:34): about kickers
The Great Vape (09:32:56): sitting during the national anthem on the 15th anniversary of 9/11. people would probably yell at you if you were doing it in the audience lol
Vape-Worm (09:33:27): i got introuble for wearing a hat while i was the camera man
Vape-Worm (09:33:54): No one should care if you sit
Vape-Worm (09:34:04): no one should care is you stnad
Vape-Worm (09:34:29): Also people need to stop putting their hands over there hearts
Vape-Worm (09:34:33): thats only for the pledge
The Great Vape (09:34:47): well people do care. and i think actually they'll be taking a knee but not sure yet
Vape-Worm (09:35:03): people are stupid
The Great Vape (09:35:06): yea the fact we had to say the pledge everyday in hs was so dumb
Vape-Worm (09:35:29): whether you are on the right or the lest 99% of people are stupid
Proud Clouds (09:35:43): I was that cool kid who never said "under God"
Vape-Worm (09:35:57): You said under Money
Vape-Worm (09:36:15): or Stalin, which ever is funnier
Proud Clouds (09:36:44): Nah. I just skipped it. There was one day I just slept right through it. No one bothered to wake me up
The Great Vape (09:36:57): I pledge allegiance to Karl Marx and the future communist state of america
The Great Vape (09:37:18): i tried sitting a few times because i was doing other shit like homework and teachers would make me stand
Vape-Worm (09:37:45): I do think it was stupid to say it every day
Proud Clouds (09:38:04): It's called indoctrination Marc. EVERYDAY
Vape-Worm (09:39:20): nah i didnt\xa0see any reapers
Vape-Worm (09:39:28): Thats a mass effect joke
Proud Clouds (09:41:08): https://youtu.be/iAOOO12KW60
Proud Clouds (09:41:20): Nathan has a web series. 5 episodes
The Great Vape (09:43:16): Nathan for me? It's an early late night date night with nate night!
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:46:45): i know you guys are cool with kaepernick sitting down during hte national anthem
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:46:51): but how would you feel if he went face down ass up during it?
Vape-Worm (09:47:24): Thats they way we like to get fucked by the establishment
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:47:50): i think that is honestly a much more powerful statement
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:48:03): hes presenting his boy's hole to the federal govt
Proud Clouds (09:48:32): None
Vape-Worm (09:48:57): http://imgur.com/b9v8VXt
The Great Vape (09:49:45): black asses matter
Vape-Worm (09:50:48): if you dont subscribe to black people twitter
Vape-Worm (09:50:50): i recomend it
The Great Vape (09:51:16): of course im subscribed to black people twitter
The Great Vape (09:51:21): and old people facebook
Vape-Worm (09:51:28): i dont know about that one
Proud Clouds (09:51:35): Ooo. I haven't seen old people Facebook
Vape-Worm (09:52:47): well this is fucking magical
The Great Vape (09:53:25): there's also indianpeoplefacebook
The Great Vape (09:53:29): equally as entertaining
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:54:03): http://i.imgur.com/RxKYXk6.png
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:54:16): http://imgur.com/nb136kl
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:54:47): i think these two pictures are some of my favorite things on the internet in general
Proud Clouds (09:55:44): I've definitely seen these before
Vape-Worm (09:57:00): now we need some russian dashboard cams and we can get multicultrism
The Great Vape (09:57:28): I think /r/normaldayinrussia is a sub
The Great Vape (10:58:53): anyone have wellsfargo?
The Great Vape (10:58:54): http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/09/business/dealbook/wells-fargo-fined-for-years-of-harm-to-customers.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=2
Proud Clouds (11:02:17): Holy shit. 5,300 employees fired for involvement
The Great Vape (11:03:49): no seniors admonished or fired yet
The Great Vape (11:09:56): stock still went up 14 cents too lol
The Great Vape (11:10:07): the market literally doesn't not give a shit
The Great Vape (11:26:44): what do you guys think of an anti-green party
The Great Vape (11:26:52): fuck the earth and the clique it claims
The Great Vape (11:27:19): if global warming is going to take us out, we're going to take the earth out with us
Proud Clouds (11:33:18): United we stand to watch it all fall
The Great Vape (11:33:59): let me ask you why man eating tarantulas get to live in the rain forest rent free, but I have to pay rent and worry about it's well being?
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:40:34): We have 48 million people without enough food in the US
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:40:45): meanwhile we have over 795 million worldwide starving
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:41:08): yet we have over 750k giant animals in zoos that we are just wasting money on so people with enough food can look at them and say "wow, a lion! how nice"
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:41:29): i say we stop wasting money on animals that would kill us in a second if they had the chance and use them to solve a problem: hunger
Vape-Worm (11:43:36): I would eat Hamarbe and Cecil in a heart beat
Vape-Worm (11:43:43): their heart beat
Vape-Worm (11:43:47): still beating
Proud Clouds (11:43:56): None
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:44:31): Think of all the problems we could solve if we just hated the environment
The Great Vape (11:44:33): lol bomb the arabs and take their oil, bomb the indians and take their casino
The Great Vape (11:44:35): how relevant
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:45:03): hurrrr durrr we have to preserve the environment because of natural beauty
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:45:23): raze the rainforests
The Great Vape (11:46:55): burn it fucking downnnnn
Vape-Worm (11:46:59): I want to raise my childern in a world were they can get a 1 dollar hamburger,
Vape-Worm (11:47:06): So raze everything else
The Great Vape (11:48:32): i want my boy to be able to get a lion burger whenever he wants to its his right as an american
The Great Vape (11:48:52): you ever taste that endangered flesh? you know why they don't want us eating them? cause they're delicious
Proud Clouds (11:48:57): Bald eagle sausage
Proud Clouds (11:49:13): Beaver pie
Proud Clouds (11:49:16): \ufffd
Proud Clouds (11:49:48): Rhino tar tar
Proud Clouds (11:50:39): I can't wait until we inadvertently introduce Rhino AIDS to the world after consuming their succulent brains
Vape-Worm (12:03:50): kill em all
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (12:26:56): We need to stop worrying about our kids and start worrying about our trucks
Vape-Worm (12:27:29): Truck Nutz
The Great Vape (12:29:26): let me hear you say Truck yeaaaa
The Great Vape (13:14:31): found out how to get my dream bod
The Great Vape (13:14:45): None
Vape-Worm (13:15:36): i saw that
The Great Vape (13:15:36): also ill get to look like iron man
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:30:51): i bet you'll look good stark naked
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:31:04): \ufffd
Vape-Worm (13:36:39): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CR8eagnU8AAuYFm.jpg
Vape-Worm (14:39:22): is getting tampons for your girlfriend a sign of love, i see it on reddit. I just do what everyone should do, Go eww and loke her in a cabin until its over
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (14:42:53): never understood the stereotype of guys being embarrassed to buy tampons
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (14:43:00): like obviously it's not for you lol
Vape-Worm (14:44:19): I dont want people knowing i havent\xa0impreganting\xa0her
The Great Vape (14:49:37): "haha this nerds seed is weak"
Vape-Worm (18:33:40): I'm on the train and two ham beasts came on and say in a three seater with a dude in it already. I feel so bad for him. These bitches would barely fit in a three seater by themselves
Vape-Worm (18:34:49): Also this
Vape-Worm (18:34:56): None
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (22:45:30): Sometimes I wonder if Dom mazetti got swole to make videos or if he really wanted to work out
Saturday, 10 September 2016
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (00:13:45): Eric Andre is great this season
Proud Clouds (00:32:47): Honestly, this may have been the best episode of the series
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (00:34:04): Was thinking that too
Proud Clouds (00:35:09): Penn Jillette was great. Jillian Whatever had no idea what the fuck was going on. Ranch was turnt
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (00:37:13): It killed me when he stuck out his head at the end and screamed atheism
Proud Clouds (00:38:22): Magic magic magic magic magic magic
Proud Clouds (00:38:27): Atheism
Proud Clouds (00:47:50): Pete, can you explain to me what the fuck MDE world peace is supposed to be
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (01:03:30): I don't know but I find it captivating. I have a feeling they'll get a second season
Proud Clouds (01:04:15): It definitely has its moments. Hard to look away
Proud Clouds (01:04:23): The gym bit was good
The Great Vape (09:08:09): They're the red pill on tv
Proud Clouds (09:08:43): But is that they're intention
Proud Clouds (09:08:47): Their*
The Great Vape (09:11:35): Yea they said before it started it would be the most red pill show on tv
The Great Vape (09:11:55): I haven't seen all the episodes but everyone I've seen has references to red pill culture or terminology
Proud Clouds (09:11:57): Well then
The Great Vape (09:12:28): Yea the red pill is fucked up lol
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:49:06): I don't get some of the sketches on that show, like that jail one at the end of last night, but they just do a lot of jokes about modern culture, internet shit. Etc
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:49:42): I like that world peace is the one truly edgy show I've seen on TV, nobody else name drops David duke and makes fun of single moms
Proud Clouds (09:50:14): I do like that they break character in almost every bit
Proud Clouds (09:50:32): Cause they know how ridiculous it is
The Great Vape (10:23:17): None
The Great Vape (10:23:22): Anyone want a knife? Haleys having a garage sale today.
The Great Vape (10:24:10): 8 for the large ones, 5 for the medium 3 for the small
Proud Clouds (10:25:05): I see more than three types bruh
The Great Vape (10:25:20): Well we are selling them by type bruh
Proud Clouds (10:26:14): Are they all folding knives? Any fixed blades?
The Great Vape (10:26:30): Yea they're all folding knives
Proud Clouds (10:28:23): I'm gonna be a dick. Can you get one picture with each different knife. I wanna see if they're serrated and all that shit.
The Great Vape (10:29:24): None
The Great Vape (10:29:44): Evan found these too I think these are the dame kind as the ones in the boxes
Proud Clouds (10:29:47): Hot damn
The Great Vape (10:31:03): Edgy \ufffd
The Great Vape (10:34:42): But yea just let me know if any of you want a knife lol. Or stop by. There's a fee dog artsy dog food dishes too marc idk if that appeals to you
The Great Vape (10:35:12): None
The Great Vape (10:35:31): None
The Great Vape (10:36:48): In the first pic on the left is food bowls and on the right is cookie jars in the shape of hell Hounds
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (10:39:27): can you combine the dog dish and knives to make some kind of knife dish?
The Great Vape (10:41:34): It's more of a dog knife but sure
Vape-Worm (10:47:28): Sprinkles and Wes would break that stuff thanks for the offer
Vape-Worm (10:47:38): I mean the knives too. I train killers
The Great Vape (11:19:13): None
The Great Vape (11:22:12): Better pic of the knives
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:26:21): Why do they have so many knives?
Proud Clouds (11:27:19): Why don't you have this many, Pete? You're no man.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:28:47): My youth minister was right \U0001f614
The Great Vape (12:12:13): I just saw pete Zaki lol
The Great Vape (12:15:02): He works in risk management and compliance now
Vape-Worm (12:15:05): Where
The Great Vape (12:15:38): Think he said near the Raritan center, he's not too far from my job actually lol
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (12:34:02): The biggest risk you can ever take is hiring Pete Zaki for your company
Vape-Worm (12:41:44): People work weird jobs now
The Great Vape (12:41:49): I noticed him because he was wearing a shirt that said 'I can't do adulting today' and I thought what a fag. Then I saw it was pete Zaki and it made sense
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (12:59:36): Just checked my mom into a nursing home against her wishes #adulting
The Great Vape (13:01:08): Just checked in with her on her deathbed so I don't get cut out of the will #adulting
Vape-Worm (13:05:59): Fucked someone besides my wife. #Adultering
The Great Vape (13:06:03): We should hijack #adulting to just make it about the darkest realest parts of life
The Great Vape (13:06:42): Drank a fifth of bottom shelf whiskey because I hate my job and I can't relate to my kids #adulting
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:07:56): Just found out that after 12 years of marriage, my wife was having an emotional affair with a co-worker and said she no longer finds me attractive, but we need to stay married because out mortgage is dependent on both our salaries and we don't want to take our kids out of their schools #adulting #justguythings
Proud Clouds (13:09:12): My colostomy bag is leaking, but I can't afford to replace it because I need the gas money #Adulting
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:13:27): That awkward moment when you miss your daughter's dance recital because you have to get a biopsy for potential colon cancer and now your daughter says she wants to go live with her mother and her mother's new family in Seattle #lol #adulting #justguythings
The Great Vape (13:14:42): That face when you come to a dear john letter and divorce papers #adulting #thirstythursday
Proud Clouds (13:17:29): When you yell at your autistic kid, telling him to, "fuck off, Jimmy", then have to face the repercussions when his speech pathologist reports back that she's being berated with "fuck off Mrs. P". Then you just wanna keep telling Jimmy to fuck off for not being able to keep his stupid mouth shut #Adulting
The Great Vape (13:18:16): That awkward moment when you retire but social security ran out #mathishard #adulting
Proud Clouds (13:20:42): Should've gone through with that third bortion #Adulting #FundPlannedParenthood
Proud Clouds (13:20:59): We'll do well in Hell
The Great Vape (13:21:54): When your wife gets pregnant again and she doesn't know you had that vasectomy #bbc #adulting
Proud Clouds (13:23:17): You and the waifu both have blue eyes, but the middle child has brown #Adulting #Cunts
Vape-Worm (13:27:17): When your you are waiting for the technology to catch up so you can have an android version of your waifu so you can finally see a vagina in real life #manchilding
The Great Vape (13:28:38): That awkward moment when your wife promises you a room for your man cave but then has design ideas about how it should look #adulting
Vape-Worm (13:29:50): When you fall in love with a stripper because she pretends to like you and that's more then your wife will do #adultibg
The Great Vape (13:31:34): When a woman accidentally brushes shoulders with you on the subway and that's the most human contact you've had in years #ilovemylife #adulting
Proud Clouds (13:33:48): When the only home you can afford is one of those ridiculous Tiny Homes because the American dream is a lie. #AdultingInAmerica #NoKidsNoLegacy
The Great Vape (13:37:26): That awkward moment when the housing market collapses, your parents lose their retirement, you're in debt to student loans for the next 2 decades, wage stagnation and globalization have irreparably hurt the job market, and magazines call you lazy and entitled #adulting
Proud Clouds (13:41:35): Communism bad. Sharing economy \U0001f44d. #Adulting
Vape-Worm (13:41:41): When you get that direct deposit and you live at home and have no real bills so you blow 200 on a pair of shoes and still save more money then most 45 couples dream. #youngadulting
The Great Vape (13:42:02): That awkward moment when half your generation works in the service industry and companies wonder why no young people are buying diamonds #lazymillenials
The Great Vape (13:42:29): When you're excited to get socks as a present #adulting
Vape-Worm (13:43:10): When your pass a homedepot and you say "let me stop in I need a few things" #adulting
The Great Vape (13:43:10): Also what is the time of departure for tomorrow? We meeting at petes right?
Vape-Worm (13:43:23): Games at 1
Vape-Worm (13:43:31): Tail gate for an hour?
Vape-Worm (13:43:39): So leave her at 11?
The Great Vape (13:49:27): Aight I might be a little late or have to go straight to the stadium because haleys doing the garage sale again tomorrow and said she'd help in the morning. So I gotta see
The Great Vape (13:49:39): Worst comes to worst I'll meet you in the parking lot at red bulls
The Great Vape (13:49:48): Be there and be ready to fight
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:49:58): OK cool
Vape-Worm (13:49:59): Aight
The Great Vape (13:52:54): When you tell your wife you're going to blow of some steam with the guys, and "the guys" is actually the new bar near your house where you drink alone #adulting #marriageiscompromise
The Great Vape (14:31:08): That awkward moment when you tell your wife you'll quit smoking cigarettes for the children's sake but you love nicotine more than you love your kids #smokeup
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:29:59): 90% sure my wedding will be on July 22. I'll need your addresses in a little bit for save the dates
Vape-Worm (20:30:56): You found a place ?
Proud Clouds (20:32:38): Save some money by sending Brian and I one invitation. Make the mailman's job easier
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:33:33): Fuck the mailman. I'm covering these letters in double sided tape so I can show him who's boss
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:34:19): And yes our venue is in Randolph, right by where Jessie lives off route 10. We have to do a church ceremony so we are waiting on a church in like Morristown or something but that seems pretty sure now
Sunday, 11 September 2016
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (07:56:33): Btw Josh I found out why that last sketch in World Peace didn't make much sense, it was censored last minute. The song that was supposed to have been playing was a song called cop killer but the network swapped it out
The Great Vape (09:30:09): Told my mom Seattle Seahawks plan on sitting today during national anthem. "I'm never watching their games ever again" lol
Vape-Worm (09:31:48): Because your mom is a huge Seahawks fan. True 12th man army
Vape-Worm (09:32:09): Can your mom name 3 people on the Seahawks?
Vape-Worm (09:32:17): I'll even accept coaches
The Great Vape (09:32:40): That matters not
The Great Vape (09:33:02): They're just unamerican!
The Great Vape (09:33:31): I can't wait till her team plays them and she'll have to black out half the screen
Vape-Worm (09:36:08): They have a right to protest. The NFL also has a right to put a rule is place to make them stand like the NBA has it. So if the rule goes into effect. Then they can't be jailed. But fined a shot ton.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:43:17): Why is this even an issue
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:43:31): It's the most low impact form of activism out there, next to chain emails
Vape-Worm (09:43:53): As Americans. I don't know either
Vape-Worm (09:44:26): They have a right to do it. If they think there is injustice in the world it's a way to bring attention to it.
Vape-Worm (09:44:39): I'm not saying the pledge until I can marry my waifu
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (09:48:25): Just go to Japan you silly man
The Great Vape (10:21:11): Freedom ain't not free - Eric andre
The Great Vape (11:17:39): Shillary feinted at a 9/11 memorial today and had to leave
Proud Clouds (11:19:05): She didn't feint
Proud Clouds (11:19:10): She just left
The Great Vape (11:19:22): "Fell ill"
Proud Clouds (11:19:38): My money is on her having diarrhea
The Great Vape (11:19:39): No one saying what's wrong
Proud Clouds (11:19:48): Didn't wanna poop on a public bathroom
The Great Vape (11:19:50): Before leaving sources said she was confused and disoriented
Proud Clouds (11:20:04): Where you reading this
The Great Vape (11:20:16): Twitter account from a reporter who was there
Proud Clouds (11:20:36): Fox news
The Great Vape (11:21:05): https://mobile.twitter.com/johncardillo/status/774974671733137412
The Great Vape (11:21:52): Dude is a pro trump ex NYPD so take with grain of salt
Proud Clouds (11:22:05): That's what I'm saying
The Great Vape (11:22:55): https://mobile.twitter.com/MiltonWolfMD/status/774979284016345088
The Great Vape (11:24:20): Fact remains if it's heat stroke or heat related how will she fair in the middle east? Or mexico? Or arizona? It'd be crazy if she was actually so sick she couldn't continue. Then what? Biden?
Proud Clouds (11:24:58): Dude should lose his medical license for a Twitter diagnosis
Proud Clouds (11:25:16): Probably Biden
Proud Clouds (11:25:42): Plus, he's objectively an excellent debater. I'd love to see him vs Trump
The Great Vape (11:26:11): Apparently that video is just b footage and people there are reporting her fainting/needing to be carried into her care.
The Great Vape (11:26:20): Lol yea the Dr is a hack just thought it was funny
The Great Vape (11:26:45): Either he's a hack or the next dr. House who can diagnose based on twitter rumors
Proud Clouds (11:27:08): Sounds like the next hit sitcom on NBC
Proud Clouds (11:27:21): Dr Twit, MD
The Great Vape (11:30:13): It's like when they had that show blind justice with the blind detective who had to smell for evidence
Proud Clouds (11:30:58): Is that a real thing\n
The Great Vape (11:51:05): Yea lasted a few episodes 30 rock even referenced it and made fun of it
The Great Vape (11:52:41): So me and haley will be leaving in a few minutes to go right to the stadium and meet you guys in the parking lot? Cool?
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:53:02): Sure sounds good
The Great Vape (11:54:45): Marc you going with with pete? Or want to carpool?
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:55:02): Marc is with us now
The Great Vape (11:56:11): K cool beans
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (11:59:40): You'll never have Marc again
The Great Vape (12:27:56): :(
The Great Vape (12:28:19): We're 7 miles out, should be at stadium around 1250 due to a car accident on the parkway
The Great Vape (12:33:08): Let me knows what area you guys parked near so we can meet up and I can cash out on those tickets
The Great Vape (12:33:28): I mean so u can exchange money for the tickets ;)
The Great Vape (12:37:21): None
The Great Vape (12:37:21): Stuck behind an eagle with my initials
Monday, 12 September 2016
The Great Vape (08:59:07): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdwhKRZuBw
Vape-Worm (14:40:12): None
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:51:57): She has pretty good taste in music tho tbh
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (15:52:56): Plus she likes sad men so I might give her a call
Vape-Worm (16:18:09): I don't remember swiping right on her
The Great Vape (16:19:27): I say go for it
The Great Vape (16:19:31): check that box off your sexual bingo board
The Great Vape (16:35:11): donald trump Jr. posted this on instagram
The Great Vape (16:35:17): None
The Great Vape (16:35:47): MSNBC and other networks think Pepe the Frog is a symbol of white nationalism lol
The Great Vape (16:35:53): not just something from an anime image board
Proud Clouds (16:41:04): The original of that expendable ripoff include David Duke
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (17:01:37): The Duke himself
Proud Clouds (17:02:36): https://goo.gl/images/5758rU
Proud Clouds (17:03:02): https://greatschoolwars.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/image-1.png
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (17:05:26): If trump wasn't actually going to become president I'd be 100% supporting his campaign. This is internet magic come to life
Vape-Worm (17:06:46): You think Shill Might die
Vape-Worm (17:07:26): also, i was at the gym today and CNN did a whole story about Trump didnt say anyhthing about hillairys\xa0health
Vape-Worm (17:07:48): im strating to think he might actually have planned this crazy shit in the begining
Vape-Worm (17:08:09): he might be the true God Emperor
Tuesday, 13 September 2016
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (08:14:24): Eid Mubarak guys \U0001f473\U0001f4a3\U0001f609
Vape-Worm (08:54:37): http://i.imgur.com/ALjX4hy.jpg
The Great Vape (09:01:50): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNTjNkD7ifU
The Great Vape (09:04:17): i found that by accident
The Great Vape (09:04:20): i was trying to find this song
The Great Vape (09:04:21): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
Vape-Worm (09:28:12): where did you find these
The Great Vape (09:30:11): well last night reddit linked to me an efukt video of a real life cuck who has second thoughts during the cuckening
The Great Vape (09:31:05): the video has the second youtube video song i linked playing during it, I was trying to find that and accidentally found time heideckers song as well lol
The Great Vape (09:31:14): it's been an odd 12 hours
The Great Vape (09:31:20): too many cucks
Vape-Worm (09:32:40): Who would agree to get cucked
Vape-Worm (09:32:46): i wouldnt
The Great Vape (09:33:32): some people are into it i guess. this dude was taping his girlfriend or wife fucking this black dude and goes "honey im having second thoughts on this" and she goes "Second thoughts on what?" as shes getting fucked, as though he's having second thoughts on having chicken for dinner or something lol
Vape-Worm (10:40:48): Like you really have to be beta to let your wife get banged, or into some weird ass shit
Vape-Worm (10:41:04): BoneSaw is ready to Cuck you
The Great Vape (11:15:42): Donald Trump, Pepe the frog, and white supremacists: an explainer\nThat cartoon frog is more sinister than you might realize.
The Great Vape (11:15:54): this is from an article on hillary's official website
The Great Vape (11:16:00): https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/
The Great Vape (11:16:04): what a fucking time to be alive
Proud Clouds (11:16:55): When the fuck is someone gonna inform the adults that Pepe is just a stupid fucking cartoon that Pete drew
Vape-Worm (11:19:28): Can we do that
Vape-Worm (11:19:45): can we make Petes Hardly working cartoon a symbol for somthing
Vape-Worm (11:19:49): im think abortion
Proud Clouds (11:20:06): "Hey media. It was me. I did Pepe!"
Vape-Worm (11:20:55): http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1439367/Working#f6d69d_1438923
Vape-Worm (11:21:05): this is about aboation and taking away womens rights
Proud Clouds (11:21:32): Quick, swap in Trump's head
The Great Vape (11:24:30): in the last frame just put Pences head and instead of him laughing say "We need to protect those who have no voice"
The Great Vape (11:31:02): when you enter hillary clintons site you see this sometimes
The Great Vape (11:31:02): http://i.imgur.com/D4G68lA.jpg
The Great Vape (11:31:18): Her whole platform is "I'm not Trump" lol
Proud Clouds (11:32:14): And that she's a woman.
Proud Clouds (11:32:47): Go back and look at Barry. He never discussed the black thing. Only after he won did he talk about it
Proud Clouds (11:32:57): She is full vagina ahead
Proud Clouds (11:33:20): Gotta snuke in her snizz she can't help not talk about
Vape-Worm (12:25:03): An orange reality star comes in and has a decent chance of beating the most "qualified" candidate in history. Hillary might be the worst candiate in history, anyone else would trump trump
Vape-Worm (12:25:17): Trump is speakigng to the angry white guy
The Great Vape (12:25:37): He definitely speaks for the angry white man
Vape-Worm (12:25:39): but thats not enough for him to win, Shill is losing as much as trump is winning
The Great Vape (12:26:07): Julian Assange says there's another more damning email leak he's holding onto till october
Vape-Worm (12:26:20): fucking frenchie
The Great Vape (12:26:21): trump has caught up in a few national polls
Vape-Worm (12:26:24): DROP THE BOMB
The Great Vape (12:26:29): we may actually be facing a trump presidency
Vape-Worm (12:26:40): which is bad for republicans
The Great Vape (12:26:47): and people are distrusting more after the feinting incident, they think she's lying about pnuemonia
Vape-Worm (12:26:53): man, i wish bernie was here
The Great Vape (12:27:01): since first it was allergies, then overheating, then oh yea she's had pneumonia for a while
The Great Vape (12:27:09): Bernie tried to save us
Vape-Worm (12:27:18): I hate all his policies, but he had 2 things i liked
Vape-Worm (12:27:30): he stuck to his guns, he never waviered
Vape-Worm (12:27:38): and 2 he wasnt hillary
Vape-Worm (12:29:01): He was a rarity in politics
Vape-Worm (12:29:15): i only wish he was conservative and not a dirty hippie
The Great Vape (12:30:48): yea its why i hated ron paul least on the republican side
The Great Vape (12:30:55): i mean rand
The Great Vape (12:31:06): man why the fuck would a guy named ron name his kid rand, just go ron jr jesus
Proud Clouds (12:31:35): Ayn Rand
The Great Vape (12:31:56): lobbyist stopped bothering to go to Ron Paul's office because he dind't bend his beliefs. there's way too little of that on both sides
The Great Vape (12:32:05): Dam you right
Proud Clouds (12:32:09): Can't get no more libertarian
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:27:33): Gotta privatize the police boys
Proud Clouds (13:27:59): Shut up Pete and get to work on more Pepe
The Great Vape (13:28:31): Who needs roads anyways? Wasting my tax dollars smh
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:31:14): Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads *heads to Somalia*
The Great Vape (13:31:36): I think you mean "Where we're going, they don't have roads"
Vape-Worm (13:33:51): http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/13/health/parent-acts-kids-think-parents-wrong/index.html
Vape-Worm (13:33:55): this speaks to me
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:35:03): i thought this about my mom a lot when i was a kid
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:35:07): as i got older i realized i was correct
Proud Clouds (13:35:57): my future parenting strategy to always be right: just say "i dunno"
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:36:05): "ask your mother"
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:36:32): dad, who was responsible for 9/11?\n...ask your mother
Vape-Worm (13:37:43): Dad why are you white and im black, Ask that whore i mean your mother
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:38:03): i cant wait to raise someone else's kid
The Great Vape (13:38:14): Son, I know you've been into your British Broadcasting Channel, but it's time you learn about a new kind of BBC
Vape-Worm (13:38:21): I cant wait to have some one else raise my kid
Proud Clouds (13:38:41): cucked: the future of parenting in America
The Great Vape (13:38:54): we're such faggots
Proud Clouds (13:38:59): new reality show perhaps
Vape-Worm (13:39:18): I know me and Jamal dont look like father and son
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:39:32): From Chad to Cuck - Reinventing the Modern Man
Proud Clouds (13:39:41): walking dead is already a pioneer. dat baby is shane's
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:39:56): yup, and then they named it after some chick that carl didnt even bang
Proud Clouds (13:40:01): gonna grow up to be a killer cuck
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:40:03): hes like "oh it's my 'teacher' "
The Great Vape (13:40:31): Cuck Quarl
Vape-Worm (13:40:34): Zombie apolcypse happens yoy\xa0sure as shit i aint rasie\xa0someone elses\xa0kid
The Great Vape (13:40:50): It's nature rules out here bitch
Vape-Worm (13:40:51): fuck ill kill my own, back on the dating scene
The Great Vape (13:41:03): you carry my dna or I carry your head to the ceremonial head pile
Vape-Worm (13:41:28): What happened you wife and childern, bitch couldnt run fast enough
Vape-Worm (13:41:50): The Kids, da fuq you think was slowering her down
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:42:05): at this point, this would be a significant improvement to the walking dead
The Great Vape (13:43:01): carl, being the youngest virile male, starts impregnanting as many young women as he can and shoots those who opposes him
The Great Vape (13:43:16): its the perfect environment for him to create his own harem he realizes
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:43:47): i think moral orel did that
The Great Vape (13:43:54): awww
Proud Clouds (13:44:14): My name is Quarl, cuck of cucks. Look on my works ye cucked and despair
The Great Vape (13:44:28): i got another idea. Rick and the gang goes through the forset and come across a self sufficient commune who farms all its own food and is completely self sustainable. \xa0There is art and free love.
The Great Vape (13:44:34): Rick starts decapitating them
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:44:58): no joke that is kind of going to happen next season i think lol
The Great Vape (13:45:11): lol great
The Great Vape (13:45:25): they fight zombies with the power of music
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:45:42): in last season he finds this new community, executes a guy in public on like the first day there and then becomes a leader and brings the community into all out warfare
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:45:56): this is over like two days
The Great Vape (13:46:05): Rick did? lol. he's implenting his mein kempf blitzkreig strategy
Proud Clouds (13:46:47): guy was beating his own wife though
Proud Clouds (13:46:59): rick cucked the dead guy
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:47:07): yea rick wanted to bang the woman
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:47:18): so he executed the guy instead of putting him in a jail or something
The Great Vape (13:47:34): look at me
The Great Vape (13:47:36): i am your husband now
Proud Clouds (13:47:37): dead cuck did kill a guy though
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:47:50): coworker just said to me
The Great Vape (13:47:56): so ricks going full silverback gorilla huh
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:48:02): "if you ever decide to become a mass shooter, shoot me first"
Proud Clouds (13:48:09): woah
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:48:11): i honestly did not know how to respond
The Great Vape (13:48:17): what vibe do you give off at work pete
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:48:17): i just said "oh, ha ha
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:48:24): she was trying to make a joke
The Great Vape (13:48:25): you still wearing that trenchcoat
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:48:31): because she was on the phone with IT for like two hours
The Great Vape (13:48:36): you should have just winked
The Great Vape (13:48:37): LOLs
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:48:47): should have said "i'll add ya on the list"
The Great Vape (13:49:01): he was just pissed off and was like man that guy next to me probably will mass murder us all anyways, at least then i won't have to deal with it"
The Great Vape (13:49:47): I remember one of the first times I met Rene Polanco, he said I look like a murderer lol
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:50:06): were you writing your elliott rodger manifesto
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:50:23): honestly thats funnier than any rene jokes now
The Great Vape (13:51:24): i asked who told him
The Great Vape (13:51:41): not really. i don't remember much from freshman year high school. that was the dark times
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (13:52:27): I just remember the beatings mostly
The Great Vape (14:59:50): men, what is best in life
The Great Vape (15:00:25): shit posting, dank memes, and donald trump telling hillary clinton to shut it 2 weeks from tonight in the thunder dome debate!
The Great Vape (15:00:33): holy shit you think Pepe the Frog might come up as a debate topic
Proud Clouds (15:00:56): not a chance
Vape-Worm (15:01:56): My memes are the best, i have the best memes, the dankest meme
The Great Vape (15:01:58): ill make a bet on this
Vape-Worm (15:02:09): As a woman i know memes
The Great Vape (15:02:10): ill bet Pepe does come up at some point in one of the debates
The Great Vape (15:02:15): 5 bucks
Vape-Worm (15:02:17): those are now there stances
Proud Clouds (15:02:38): tremendous memes
Vape-Worm (15:02:46): my karma is Huge
Proud Clouds (15:03:14): are you betting just that it comes up? or that a moderator mentions it? or that Shilldawg brings it up?
Proud Clouds (15:03:41): doubt a moderator would touch it. not a policy question
Vape-Worm (15:03:46): shill
Proud Clouds (15:04:04): yeah i think its quite possible that shill will bring it up
The Great Vape (15:04:09): im saying anyone
The Great Vape (15:04:14): moderator, or the shill
The Great Vape (15:04:39): ill be 5 bucks a moderator does and 10 bucks hillary does a frog ribbit sound, then call that the sound of white nationalism
The Great Vape (15:04:49): she's already barked
The Great Vape (15:05:03): time to see what other animals she can do
Vape-Worm (15:05:54): she dont know danke
Proud Clouds (15:05:55): "read my lips, after this election, Trump is gonna be just like Pepe, croaking over twitter"
The Great Vape (15:06:12): she is the meme queen though
The Great Vape (15:06:22): netflix and hill? -actual snapchat from hillary clinton
Vape-Worm (15:06:38): Im hip to the youth
The Great Vape (15:06:38): its funny cause no ones touched that bat cave in a coons age
Proud Clouds (15:07:35): o man would i love to hear "coons age" uttered on the debate stage. by either of them
Vape-Worm (15:07:57): Hambre
The Great Vape (15:09:39): I have a question for Mr. Trump, from Twitter. Did Harambe deserve to die? #DicksOut
The Great Vape (15:09:54): give it 30 years and this is what we will see lol
Proud Clouds (15:10:43): "Secretary Clinton, regardless of your own anatomy, yes or no, dicks out for Harambe?"
Proud Clouds (15:11:06): clits out, Lester. Clits out.
The Great Vape (15:12:48): #WomenForHarambe
The Great Vape (15:12:54): #SmashTheCagedCeiling
Vape-Worm (16:17:36): Look at dem titties
The Great Vape (16:18:15): and then look at her everything else
Vape-Worm (16:18:32): yea i just saw titties
Vape-Worm (16:18:42): listen i aint trying to find a wife
The Great Vape (16:18:51): lol don't blame you if you're just looking to bang all you need is one good feature
The Great Vape (16:19:01): then you can let your imagination and turning the lights off do the rest
Vape-Worm (16:19:07): just some puppets to be put on my meat stick
Vape-Worm (16:35:40): a random number texted me and i have no idea who it is
Vape-Worm (16:35:51): i think its a way back tinder bitch
Vape-Worm (16:35:55): but i have no idea
The Great Vape (16:46:13): just say "remember what you told me the first time you talked to me? say it again"
The Great Vape (16:46:28): hopefully she will and it will refersh her memory
The Great Vape (16:46:37): your*
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:52:32): I want to form a nest between those titties
Proud Clouds (16:52:55): baby bird between them bosoms
The Great Vape (17:22:57): http://www.theonion.com/article/scientists-look-one-third-of-the-human-race-has-to-27166
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (17:36:52): Draw straws
Vape-Worm (17:37:22): thunder dome
Vape-Worm (17:37:42): all the women at my job talk about there shitty fitness classes
Vape-Worm (17:37:48): does Lori want a job
Vape-Worm (17:37:53): she will fit right in
The Great Vape (17:38:19): are they crossfit bitches
The Great Vape (17:38:22): or something else
Vape-Worm (17:38:59): soul cycle cko name work out bitches
Vape-Worm (17:40:03): i dont do anything that doesnt\xa0invlove\xa0bench press
Vape-Worm (17:41:02): https://i.redd.it/7b8c4o6ckblx.png
The Great Vape (17:41:41): lol god damn i hate that
Proud Clouds (17:42:13): I was given a MacBook air and a hoodie
Proud Clouds (17:42:19): Amongst other things
Vape-Worm (17:43:03): we do have a start up
Vape-Worm (17:43:09): we are the uber of business
Proud Clouds (17:43:12): And there was definitely some soylent lying around
Vape-Worm (17:44:31): what is itr
Proud Clouds (17:44:49): "food"
Vape-Worm (17:45:08): is it people?
Proud Clouds (17:45:32): that's the joke
Proud Clouds (17:46:02): its pretty much powder that can act as meal replacement
Proud Clouds (17:46:15): has protein, fats, essential amino acids and what not
The Great Vape (17:46:48): unfortunately its super carby
Vape-Worm (17:47:47): eat your damn food peoplw
Proud Clouds (17:48:42): eat your damn people-food
Vape-Worm (17:48:56): EAT PEOPLE
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (18:16:34): Kill people burn shit fuck school
The Great Vape (18:32:39): I went to school once. The school of hard knocks. I dropped out and got into rutgers
Vape-Worm (18:52:21): I'm witnessed a sassy gay black mine and equally sassy black women fighting in Newark Penn Macdonlads
Vape-Worm (18:52:29): It was magical
The Great Vape (18:57:25): We're they fighting over the mcdonalds ice cream machine
Vape-Worm (18:58:04): No that would have been the best
Vape-Worm (19:09:55): There is a recommend to a friend on tinder now.
Vape-Worm (19:10:01): We all need to get it
Vape-Worm (19:10:08): And send the best ones to each other
Proud Clouds (19:11:16): Hasn't that been there since the beginning?
Proud Clouds (19:11:28): Or am I thinking of a different app
Vape-Worm (19:11:29): Not that I saw
Proud Clouds (19:11:46): I remember sending uggos to friends
Vape-Worm (19:11:56): I do not
Vape-Worm (19:22:58): Also Halloween what we doing
Vape-Worm (19:23:04): I'm busy Friday
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:21:59): Dunno what's there to do
Proud Clouds (20:22:31): Free ties
Vape-Worm (20:23:19): Drink excessively and hit on drunk sluts. And or get those sluts kicked out of a bar
Proud Clouds (20:25:46): I got it. I'm gonna be Kraft punk
Proud Clouds (20:25:56): I'll hand out free easy Mac
Proud Clouds (20:29:54): I'll buy massive amounts of dried cheese powders from Costco. I'll run around the streets in a manic state letting onlookers revel in the sick joke of my own lactose intolerance. A walking paradox. True comedian
Proud Clouds (20:31:06): Go to the doctor. Tell him about my depression. Tells me Kraft punk is in town. To go so him. It'd lift my spirits. I say, "but doctor, I am Kraft punk."
Proud Clouds (20:31:24): Go see him*
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:40:25): You should be Easy Mac
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:41:00): Hey girls, I'm Mac. How's about we go back to your place? I'm easy. By the way, want a scoop of Mac and cheese
Proud Clouds (20:41:11): Hey ladies. How you like your noodles?
Vape-Worm (20:41:26): Then I come in. Hey ladies I'm cheese
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:42:11): Let's just go as a bunch of guys trying to get laid by passing out free samples of food
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:42:17): It's the Costco Approach
Proud Clouds (20:42:24): How bout we go in the hot tub? Just make sure we get out in time. No one wants a soft noodle
Proud Clouds (20:43:13): Throw me at the wall and I'll tell you if I'm ready
Proud Clouds (20:44:16): Wanna go into the city. Not actually go into any bars. Just harass people on the streets
The Great Vape (20:44:27): Sup ladies want to make pigs in a blanket I'll be the pig you be the blanket
Vape-Worm (20:44:57): Sup ladies. Wanna be a pig in the blanket. You are a pig and should be covered
The Great Vape (20:45:33): You girls are lucky I'm not a Muslim or a jew otherwise I couldn't touch you. The names brian.
Proud Clouds (20:45:55): Sup ladies. Wanna sample my cream of mushroom tip soup?
Vape-Worm (20:46:20): Hey ladies. I'm part of green piece and I'm here to help. I'm here to make sure all whales are safe from harm
The Great Vape (20:47:04): Land ahoy! Oh I'm sorry I mean hello lades I mistook you your a small island mass.
The Great Vape (20:47:08): You're fat
Vape-Worm (20:48:16): Ma'am. In not gunna lie. You are the ugliest women I have ever seen. And you have more rolls then a bakery. Which I assume you are. But listen. I'm drunk and I need a story. So what you say. Swallow my load like so many Ben and berries pints
The Great Vape (20:48:28): Sup fatties, I'm the best you're gonna do so let's just cut the bullshit and let me stuff you like a chipotle burrito you ate for lunch. I'm going in the same hole that came out nahmean?
The Great Vape (20:48:58): Lol we had the same Idea
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (21:05:40): My mom is my Facebook friend now and just told me she's framing a photo she found on there of me and Jessie when we were blackout drunk
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (21:05:46): On new year's lol
The Great Vape (21:17:17): my sister is an anti-kaepernick bill o'reilly republican lol. she agrees with my moms/papa bears point of view that he's a pinhead
The Great Vape (21:17:20): not a patrio
The Great Vape (21:17:21): patriot*
Proud Clouds (21:18:07): What's the justification for her stance
The Great Vape (21:19:33): idk i didn't hear it, i just heard them talking about how dumb i was for supporting him, that he's a pinhead, so i yelled downstairs not to talk about me without me there
The Great Vape (21:20:29): then lori left but i know she thinks he should have been standing. also my mom was talking about some social programs trump wants to do, like child care and a few other things, and said he's just doing it because our generation couldn't make it on our owneeee and we need help from the governmentttttt (emphasis hers, in a babyish tone of voice)
The Great Vape (21:21:13): next thanksgiving i'm gonna turn it into a stereotypical sitcom thanksgiving with families bickering over politics
The Great Vape (21:21:22): that'll show em all
Proud Clouds (21:23:20): https://theintercept.com/2016/09/13/more-proof-the-u-s-national-anthem-has-always-been-tainted-with-racism/
The Great Vape (21:28:08): i read my mom the first part. obviously she was not aware of the real history and did concede a little bit
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (21:28:25): You bring these debates and comments on yourself
The Great Vape (21:28:28): but by not standing for the flag he's disrespecting WW2 troops specifically it came to be somehow
The Great Vape (21:28:33): i do but ill amdit i enjoy them lol
The Great Vape (21:28:46): its fun poking the bear
The Great Vape (21:29:37): i was like being forced to stand and salute though sounds more like something nazi germany/north korea would do, not a self proclaimed free country but that was glossed over lol. im surprised at lori though
The Great Vape (21:33:32): im surprised that lori had an opinion on something other than crossfit
Proud Clouds (21:33:49): What's her opinion of CrossFit?
The Great Vape (21:34:20): that was a joke, i mean it just seems like she gets caught up in fads and isn't really the political type
Wednesday, 14 September 2016
The Great Vape (08:27:56): Trump is getting a medical by Dr. Oz today who will release the results on his show
The Great Vape (08:28:24): This is real not a joke lol
Vape-Worm (09:16:31): Just say this to your mom, He has a right to do it, and the NFL has a right to put a rule on the books to make you stand. there is no rule so he doesnt have to
Vape-Worm (09:17:03): Its a peaceful protest for something that he belives it worng with this conutry
The Great Vape (09:17:06): Technically the NFL is a non profit right?
Vape-Worm (09:17:15): Its a private corpoation
Vape-Worm (09:17:23): non profit doesnt\xa0mean shit
Vape-Worm (09:17:55): if you are a private cooperation, even if you take government money like the boyscotts do, you have the right to set the rules
Vape-Worm (09:18:23): because you can opt out at any time
Vape-Worm (09:18:38): and they can opt out of you at any time
The Great Vape (09:19:14): It was a non profit until 2014. Well things like non profit 501(c)s have different standards for how they can regulate employees since they get tax benefits from the government
The Great Vape (09:19:31): But yea you right now it appears to be non profit
Vape-Worm (09:19:50): the NBA has a rule that you need to stand
The Great Vape (09:20:06): Nfl would look like it's censoring free speech if it tried writing a rule now. But also people wouldn't stop watching football
Vape-Worm (09:20:11): and i doubt you will see them protest when it starts, since the NBA will fine the shit out iof them
Vape-Worm (09:20:28): they could kill babies and people wouldnt stop watching
Vape-Worm (09:22:00): You kinda just have to see it as both sides are retarded. When Phil Robertson said they stuff he did, the government cant stop him, but AMC had every right to fire him since its private
Vape-Worm (09:22:11): Libtards kept saying that
Vape-Worm (09:22:26): which they were 100% right
Vape-Worm (09:22:32): now its flipped
Vape-Worm (09:22:41): and people are saying its a free speech issue
Vape-Worm (09:22:42): its not
Vape-Worm (09:22:49): its an NFL issue
Vape-Worm (09:23:55): I will no longer reffer to people as right and left
Vape-Worm (09:24:00): just Funides and libatrad
Vape-Worm (09:25:23): http://imgur.com/VJPE0GC
The Great Vape (09:26:30): It's odd though in a way. Free speech, unless your employed. People get fired for shit they say off hours on social media cause it doesn't reflect their companies values.
Vape-Worm (09:27:05): Cause its a private company, free speech only pertains to the governement
The Great Vape (09:27:18): Yea but you're forced to work to live
The Great Vape (09:27:39): So you have to accept there's sector of your life where your amendments end
Vape-Worm (09:28:00): Just dont be a retard on social media
Vape-Worm (09:28:26): they are private companies and can do things they way they wish
The Great Vape (09:29:09): I think that's the issue I have that private companies can regulate your bill of rights just because they pay you money.
Vape-Worm (09:29:23): if you dont like it leave
Vape-Worm (09:29:30): thats the answer
Vape-Worm (09:29:43): you cant leave the governement you are a cizten of
Vape-Worm (09:29:54): well not with out a lot of hard work and paperwork
The Great Vape (09:29:56): To another private company who feels the same way or can enact the same policy
Vape-Worm (09:30:20): this is just coming back to big vs small government
Vape-Worm (09:30:29): im for small and have to take teh\xa0good with the bad
Vape-Worm (09:30:40): and you want big and have to take the good with the bad
The Great Vape (10:12:06): Unrelated, this weekend is evans bday. We're seeing a rutgers game he wanted me to invite you guys
The Great Vape (10:15:58): You guys don't need presents or nothing just a willingness to drink beer and watch football and hit on sluts
Vape-Worm (10:16:06): I have another birthday I'm going to on Saturday. Have fun though
The Great Vape (10:16:28): Kk
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (10:41:36): unfortunately i will be in PA all weekend
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (10:41:49): plow as many whores as possible in my honor
Vape-Worm (13:58:49): Tell Evan to say his name is Tex
Vape-Worm (13:58:57): Tex should be a junior now
Vape-Worm (14:34:32): Tex found early his freshman year and spent all his time with her, but she just broke his heart for a big city guy. So now tex is back baby
Vape-Worm (14:34:40): that can be his back sotry
Vape-Worm (15:42:17): Seems legit
The Great Vape (15:45:03): Lol takeme-now.com
The Great Vape (15:45:22): I haven't gone there so can't say this link is sfw lol
The Great Vape (16:01:32): I forgot what a cuck Dr Phil was
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:11:01): He's not even a real doctor
Vape-Worm (16:11:35): Okay Harley Quinn Calm down
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:11:48): His name isn't even Phil
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:12:17): Its Frank, JD
Proud Clouds (16:12:27): He's just a figment of Oprah's imagination
Proud Clouds (16:13:03): If he's a lawyer, he's technically a doctor
Proud Clouds (16:13:10): Juris Doctor
Proud Clouds (16:13:46): He should change the name of his show to Frankie Philly Esquire
The Great Vape (16:17:08): Wait he's a lawyer not a psych md? Lol
Proud Clouds (16:20:56): So he's got a PhD in clinical psych. He's legit
Proud Clouds (16:21:01): And his name is Phil
Proud Clouds (16:21:15): His credentials are legit at least
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:23:14): He's a doctor of the mind, that's even more powerful than those body nerd doctors
Vape-Worm (16:23:56): My Body is more powerful then the mind
Vape-Worm (16:24:01): the mind is all squishy
The Great Vape (16:24:56): It goes doctor of the mind > doctor of the vagoo > all those other nerds > doctor of history
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (16:25:35): Dr. Phi - doctor of the mind, helping to mend the very thing that makes man who he is and our only window to reality\n\nRegular Doctors - "hurrr durr im going to remove a growth from ur butthole"
The Great Vape (16:33:41): Doctor Phil also asks the patient for their opinions on their own illness. Doctors just tells the patient their opinion on their illness, fucking know it alls
Vape-Worm (17:38:35): https://i.redd.it/uq6tztniojlx.png
Proud Clouds (18:02:26): #ClitsOut
Proud Clouds (19:57:32): New South park tonight is talkin foozball
Vape-Worm (20:47:09): Brian Pete. Do you realize my dad of alcoholism was Craig Robeson ?
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:59:32): Yeah of course
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (20:59:56): I was watching the office for like 10 hours a day by the time I saw helpful bus
Vape-Worm (21:10:09): I never watched it
Vape-Worm (21:10:28): The office
Vape-Worm (21:10:48): I had cringe humor
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (21:16:53): It's not cringe humor. It's my life.
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (21:16:57): https://youtu.be/kJa2kwoZ2a4
Vape-Worm (21:20:26): College humor went from this
Vape-Worm (21:20:30): To this
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (21:21:18): "hey, this period isn't half bad!"
Vape-Worm (21:24:07): Is that what people in college think is funny know?
Sir Vapes-A-Lot (21:24:29): Well it has college humor in the title
Vape-Worm (21:24:53): You were kings. Now mere peasants
The Great Vape (21:35:07): Blame mike Gilbert
The Great Vape (21:35:56): Also cmon college humor was always 30 year Olds writing jokes for young 20 year olds. It was humor for college kids by adults. This is what older people think college kids are like.
Thursday, 15 September 2016
Vape-Worm (05:10:00): I watch the period one. It was actually kinda funny. It wasn't a psa. More a mock psa
The Great Vape (08:43:05): You guys see those Collin Powell emails
The Great Vape (08:43:22): he said hillary clinton is non-transformation and that bill is still dicking bimbos at his house
The Great Vape (08:43:35): then a reporter asked if those emails were real and he said ya god damn right they are
The Great Vape (08:45:03): he also called them the clintonista's and referred to their workers as clintons minions lol
The Great Vape (09:13:07): he also said you won't believe the other shit i wrote
The Great Vape (09:13:14): he said more are coming he's sure
The Great Vape (09:13:22): i hope he calls hillary a cunt in an email lol
The Great Vape (09:13:31): and then says yea i wrote it so what, she is one
Vape-Worm (09:16:53): Colin Powell thing as shot
Vape-Worm (09:22:50): Favortie thing about this, one that buzzfeed broke the story
Vape-Worm (09:23:16): two the highlight him sayiong trump is a national digress and say he called Hilairy\xa0Greddy
Vape-Worm (09:23:31): He called her a cunt and no one is saying anything
The Great Vape (09:28:02): buzzfeed actually broke another great story too recently about the secret international arbitration between companies and business and how businesses can strong arm little countries
The Great Vape (09:28:04): https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrishamby/super-court?utm_term=.vhx6RbAV2R#.bnBWEGgNPE
The Great Vape (09:28:16): buzzfeed actually has been a decent journalist as of recent. true signs of the end times
Vape-Worm (09:29:25): A bank seised a war ship from a south american nation since it owed it money
Vape-Worm (09:29:36): which i think is baller as fuck
The Great Vape (09:31:38): a lot of times the company bases these lost earnings on potential future loss revenue though, at least according to the article
The Great Vape (09:32:20): one company was expecting a 14% yearly rate of return, but a change of leadership prevented them from doing their business. so they got what they were GOING to invest (they had not put a dime in yet) plus 14% and damages
The Great Vape (09:32:32): its a really good article series from buzzfeed
The Great Vape (09:32:38): words i never thought I said for $100
GroupMe (10:01:22): Sir Vapes-A-Lot changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (10:02:10): Sir Vapes-A-Lot changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (10:02:56): The Great Vape changed the group's name to The Saucy Boys
GroupMe (10:03:04): The Great Vape changed the topic to: Seize the Memes of Production
The Great Vape (10:04:03): Saucy Boys is how John Adams referred to alcoholics
The Great Vape (10:04:10): just so there's no confusion. i think that term needs a comeback
GroupMe (10:55:52): Vape-Worm changed name to The Socialist PAR-TAY
GroupMe (11:06:04): The Great Vape changed name to Quit Your Stall-in
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:13:53): https://i.reddituploads.com/488e7e3ed18a4a718b046ede438b2e0e?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=4bf401cf74d212ff7e46b0ae388aaa34
Quit Your Stall-in (11:15:22): lol such a memeable picture
Quit Your Stall-in (11:15:29): that is one fetish i will never understand
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:15:43): Ponies
Quit Your Stall-in (11:19:24): i mean even bestiality i can understand, you put your dick in a hole, I get that
Quit Your Stall-in (11:19:26): but cartoon ponies
Quit Your Stall-in (11:19:30): you can't fuck a tv
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:20:09): i guess its cartoon plus beasity
GroupMe (11:21:15): Sir Vapes-A-Lot changed name to Pol Pothead
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:20:38): https://i.redd.it/af563zm7tykx.png
Quit Your Stall-in (12:21:50): at least he was polite lol
GroupMe (12:49:22): Proud Clouds changed name to Noam Chumpsky
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:01:30): http://imgur.com/MDhg2HU
Quit Your Stall-in (14:04:00): when netflix and chill turns into netflix and WILL SOMEBODY SHUT THAT GOD DAMN BABY UP
Quit Your Stall-in (15:11:45): http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2016/09/new_jersey_tops_nation_in_number_of_millennials_living_with_their_parents.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:22:19): Becuase the taxes are to damn high
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:22:25): Fucking governement
Quit Your Stall-in (15:22:43): and rent/standard of living is one of the highest in the country
Quit Your Stall-in (15:22:59): im probably leaving this place after graduation lol
Noam Chumpsky (15:59:49): NJ beuracracy.
Noam Chumpsky (16:00:16): So much paper
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:04:24): FUCK TREES I CLIMB BOUYS MOTHER FUCKER
Noam Chumpsky (16:10:59): Just walked into the bathroom in the same government building. Dude was taking a dump with the stall door wide open. Weird thing is, I was in the bathroom first taking a piss.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:45:20): IT WAS ME
Pol Pothead (16:57:23): Josh are you working for the man now
Pol Pothead (16:57:50): Also Brian you're right, cost of living in NJ is absurd now. Wish I could get out of this state
Noam Chumpsky (17:10:28): Nah. Volunteering for the man
Noam Chumpsky (17:11:04): I'd love to work for the man though
Noam Chumpsky (17:11:17): Then become the man
Quit Your Stall-in (17:11:52): Welcome to the Jew World Order
Noam Chumpsky (17:13:33): Already there. Open your eyes
Noam Chumpsky (17:13:41): You sheep
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:31:09): You know what i think would be funny
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:31:20): if i dated like a really artsy chick
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:31:30): life she liked going to art gallerys and shit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:31:34): and then theres me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:31:42): who referes to shirts as arm prison
Pol Pothead (17:33:03): Maybe she thinks you're doing that as performance art
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:33:17): she would be wring
Quit Your Stall-in (19:19:01): http://www.theonion.com/article/man-just-waiting-tables-until-fundamental-structur-53950
Quit Your Stall-in (19:19:20): think there's some commies at the onion lol
Quit Your Stall-in (20:03:00): None
Noam Chumpsky (20:06:02): #LegalizeRanch
Pol Pothead (20:06:02): Sick waifu bro
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:38:19): Back to the art thing. When I cum on her face I'll call my self Jackson Polluck
Quit Your Stall-in (22:17:07): None
Noam Chumpsky (22:24:02): Halloween. What's up?
Noam Chumpsky (22:25:50): I'm definitely doing cheese dealer. Gonna buy a bunch of dime baggies. Safety pin them into my jacket. Give some options. Cheddar. Parmesan. Jalapeno jack. 5 cheese shredded blend. Then individual macaroni noodles in their own baggies
Noam Chumpsky (22:26:14): Have eights too of each variety
Pol Pothead (22:26:18): That's actually really good
Pol Pothead (22:26:31): Id be down to do something fun
Noam Chumpsky (22:26:36): O Pete you missed it last year. It was a fucking blast.
Noam Chumpsky (22:26:51): Handing shit out to people is definitely the way to go.
Pol Pothead (22:26:53): Gotta see if Jessie has plans already tho
Pol Pothead (22:27:00): Didn't you get kicked out of a bar
Noam Chumpsky (22:27:23): No. Marc got other people kicked out of line to the bar we were in
Noam Chumpsky (22:28:58): If someone else wants to be a pasta dealer, we could work that angle. Maybe one of you Italians
Noam Chumpsky (22:29:26): You come in cool with the Mac. I hit em hard with the cheese
Quit Your Stall-in (22:30:32): Oh it was amazing marc got other people kicked out of line for throwing shit into the bar that he originally threw at them, he essentially had me and haley cut 10 people lol
Noam Chumpsky (22:32:16): Ooo. Two of us can be Mac and cheese. The other two peanut butter and jelly
Quit Your Stall-in (22:32:46): Me and haley already got a thing
Noam Chumpsky (22:32:58): Imagine four assholes trying to peddle individual noodles. Bags of cheese. Bags of peanut butter. Bags of jelly
Noam Chumpsky (22:33:27): Going somewhere or you're planning an outfit
Quit Your Stall-in (22:33:40): We're gonna be Lance and nina from portlandia because I a good impression of Fred armisen doing an impression of a whiney woman
Quit Your Stall-in (22:33:45): Just costumes
Pol Pothead (22:33:48): Got that WMD
Quit Your Stall-in (22:34:51): Got that PBJ
Noam Chumpsky (22:35:06): Marc, fulfill your destiny. Become my Mac
Quit Your Stall-in (22:37:58): Ok Marc is mac but who is you? Dennis?
Noam Chumpsky (22:38:27): No. I'm just cheese
Pol Pothead (22:38:28): Cheese
Pol Pothead (22:38:44): It's a new kind of mac
Noam Chumpsky (22:38:54): Real easy
Quit Your Stall-in (22:39:30): You'll get iced in the end, can't say you didn't deserve it
Noam Chumpsky (22:39:42): This Mac is so easy he'll dick ya in the alley
Quit Your Stall-in (22:40:15): The cheese stands alone
Quit Your Stall-in (23:31:20): Rejoined Facebook and instantly regret it but hopefully some good will come from it
Quit Your Stall-in (23:31:37): None
Quit Your Stall-in (23:31:38): None
Quit Your Stall-in (23:32:08): Anyone want a kitten lol
Noam Chumpsky (23:34:04): Why did you do this Brian. Leave. Now.
Quit Your Stall-in (23:34:48): I'm going to tomorrow. Social media makes me want to hurl in general. But if it helps get a cat out of my house now that's not so bad
Quit Your Stall-in (23:35:08): Right now there are 7 cats to 5 humans, that's not right
Quit Your Stall-in (23:35:41): Keep america a human country powerrrrr
Quit Your Stall-in (23:35:56): #humanpower
Friday, 16 September 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (04:59:17): I want to be half Mac and Half frank
Noam Chumpsky (06:29:30): You wouldn't be Mac Mac. You'd be Kraft Mac
Quit Your Stall-in (09:27:32): You could be Mac with Frank's Red Hot
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:37:35): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v22/dryedmangoez/0911/sunny702-00006.jpg
Quit Your Stall-in (09:43:07): None
Quit Your Stall-in (09:45:01): None
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:32:15): Brian if your Instagram turns into your food again I'm gunna be pissed
Quit Your Stall-in (10:32:41): #SorryI'mNotSorry
Quit Your Stall-in (10:32:47): It's all I got
Quit Your Stall-in (10:33:11): honestly im probably deleting it again today lol. i reactivated facebook because I had to to reactivate instagram, which is dumb enough as is
Quit Your Stall-in (10:33:15): and after looking at both
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:33:16): I'm gunna shit post you so much Milo Yenapolous is gunna ask me for advice
Quit Your Stall-in (10:33:31): lol that guys a cuck
Quit Your Stall-in (10:33:43): banned from the tweeter
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:34:06): He likes black men. So is he a Cuck?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:34:47): And he got banned because Lesley jones can't take a few little hundreds of tweets telling her to kill herself. Like that's just family dinner on Tuesday for me
Quit Your Stall-in (10:34:48): well i guess he would be the one who cucks his bf?
Quit Your Stall-in (10:35:12): all because she starred in a bad movie, apparently she was the best part of the movie too from what i heard lol
Quit Your Stall-in (10:35:28): if we told everyone to kill themselves after a bad movie, nicholas cage would have been dead years ago
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:35:43): Yea but that's winning the special olmypics
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:35:57): Als nick cahe is riding forever on Con Air
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:36:32): Which is just a conservative love peom to the nation
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:46:42): http://i.imgur.com/S8RBDBd.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:46:57): Dude invented so many things, but he also married a pigeon
Quit Your Stall-in (10:47:29): he also died a VIRGIN NERDDDD
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:50:48): While our boy T Edison was fucking his wife and had kids
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:51:04): he also was and asshole but also kinda a badass
Quit Your Stall-in (10:52:24): Edison backed out of paying Tesla $50,000 to fix his DC motor \u2013 which Tesla did with great ease. He managed to turn an inefficient device into something incredibly efficient that saved Edison all sorts of money (well more than he agreed to pay Tesla). All he said was that Tesla failed to \u201cunderstand the American sense of humor\u201d (Tesla was a Serbian immigrant). More like he failed to realize how much of a stingy two-timer Edison was. Edison offered to up his pay from $18 a week to all of $25. Tesla, not a moment too soon (but far too many too late), resigned. Thereafter he wound up digging ditches, before starting his own company and accepting investments to do some experiments in his own right.
Quit Your Stall-in (10:52:42): http://listverse.com/2012/06/07/10-ways-edison-treated-tesla-like-a-jerk/
Quit Your Stall-in (10:52:50): i forgot about listverse I used to go there all the time lol
Pol Pothead (11:53:21): tesla was a gay nerd
Quit Your Stall-in (11:53:42): Newton was too, died a virgin nerd
Quit Your Stall-in (11:54:02): so what you created an entire branch of mathematics on your own, at least i'm getting laid ya gay nerd
Pol Pothead (11:54:48): can calculus S your D
Pol Pothead (11:54:59): can calculus bear you a child and make you a real man
Pol Pothead (11:55:23): nobody sleeps through sex class in 12th grade
Pol Pothead (11:55:29): i looooved sex class
Quit Your Stall-in (13:10:09): "i love my lifeeeeee" -non math nerds
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:03:32): I realized i can never go into another industry
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:03:45): I have grown acustom to this life style
Quit Your Stall-in (15:04:09): That's awesome you love your job
Quit Your Stall-in (15:04:26): You are now officially a minority in the United states!
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:04:44): you guys can come, free shit, great money decent hours
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:05:02): i can get you in on hte ground floor
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:05:10): snort coke in the bathroom
Quit Your Stall-in (15:05:57): im good got my own path. besides ill have enough coke on wall street
Pol Pothead (15:25:31): Not really my kind of career but I'm glad you love it
Pol Pothead (15:25:38): Hope you don't get a deviated septum
Quit Your Stall-in (15:37:26): On a related note
Quit Your Stall-in (15:37:33): I'm leaving my job this month
Pol Pothead (15:43:36): None
Noam Chumpsky (15:48:50): Yet another movie I have not seen
Quit Your Stall-in (15:49:45): Ditto
Quit Your Stall-in (15:49:55): its White propganda open your eyes sheep
Quit Your Stall-in (15:50:07): What he's really saying is "the jews are in control"
Quit Your Stall-in (15:50:30): mel gibson tried to save us from the jews
Quit Your Stall-in (15:50:42): and instead we elected one to the white house
Pol Pothead (15:50:42): you didn't see braveheart?
Pol Pothead (15:50:56): well damn i just spoiled the final scene then
Quit Your Stall-in (15:56:20): its alright we all knew it anyways lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:56:48): history spoilere alert
Pol Pothead (15:58:32): wait till you find out what happens at the end of hte passion
Quit Your Stall-in (15:58:58): Jesus flys around the earth to revert time to Eden and stops Eve from ever eating the apple
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:59:44): I think thats suepr\xa0man 2
Quit Your Stall-in (16:00:03): Jesus was the original super man
Quit Your Stall-in (16:00:14): Tough, but not quite tough as nails
Pol Pothead (16:00:23): None
Pol Pothead (16:00:33): Goddamn I forgot how gross this movie was
Quit Your Stall-in (16:00:43): lol it was just violence porn
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:00:46): http://rs658.pbsrc.com/albums/uu305/RAMIUS_HOBOBLOOD/1241318483157.jpg~c200
Quit Your Stall-in (16:00:49): to make you feel bad for sinning
Pol Pothead (16:01:18): my mom made me watch it when i was like 13 and i remember being really uncomfortable lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:01:50): i felt the same way when my parents used there sex tape to teach me accounting
Quit Your Stall-in (16:02:10): see son, thats how you count to three. you count the pumps
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:03:18): a tax return is like a blow job sone witha fascial at the end
Quit Your Stall-in (16:03:55): by that I mean you have to pay someone else to do it for you
Quit Your Stall-in (16:04:10): THIS IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO TEACH ACCOUNTING
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:05:34): Ill have a BIRTHDAY CAKE
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:08:51): wanna see like a million dollars
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:08:53): http://i.imgur.com/FKoQHch.gifv
Quit Your Stall-in (16:09:36): why get a car when you can get this giant white snake?
Quit Your Stall-in (16:20:20): http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/hillary-clinton-laughs-off-pneumonia-health-scare-with-i-feel-go/
Quit Your Stall-in (16:20:29): Hillary Clinton laughs off pneumonia health scare with I Feel Good by James Brown (who died of pneumonia)
Quit Your Stall-in (16:20:45): Just when you were wondering in what way this election could be more comical
Pol Pothead (16:21:09): None
Pol Pothead (16:21:15): this gif feature is fantastic
Pol Pothead (16:21:32): Hillary Clinton is really a God
Quit Your Stall-in (16:21:39): where's her black male caretaker with the syringe?
Pol Pothead (16:21:57): when I had pneumonia at age 17 it took me two weeks to get over it, but when Hillary had it, she was cured in a weekend! And she's 68!
Quit Your Stall-in (16:25:50): None
Quit Your Stall-in (16:26:49): this is a letter trumps camp released from his doctor lol it sounds like trump wrote it
Pol Pothead (16:27:53): this election is so fucking ridiculous
Pol Pothead (16:27:56): sometimes i feel like it's a dream
Quit Your Stall-in (16:28:15): also the website on it is fake and the font of the header is the same as the content, doctor has an gmail address, if if this has been trumps doctor for 35 years, why is he going to a gaestronologist for 35 years if he doesn't have a digestive track issue?
Quit Your Stall-in (16:28:51): Obama's 08 dream has turned into a 2016 hellscape \ufffd
Pol Pothead (16:29:42): I can state unequivocally that Trump will be the healthiest candidate ever selected for the presidency LOL
Quit Your Stall-in (16:30:41): either trump helped the doctor write it or he wrote it himself lol
Pol Pothead (16:31:07): it reads like it was written by a retarded person
Quit Your Stall-in (16:31:20): i think i heard somewhere this election our choices are between the two oldest candidates ever
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:31:56): False, Andrew Jackson was, that man was unkill able
Pol Pothead (16:32:02): i think george hw bush might be the healthiest president of all time
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:32:30): he is locked in the Washington monument waiing for his time to be released back into the world
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:32:44): Jackson was a badass and a pyschopath
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:32:52): He was the joker
Quit Your Stall-in (16:33:04): JFK was till his little headache
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:33:21): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SupNaQeJrq0\\
Pol Pothead (16:34:09): oldest president was gerald ford who died @ 93
Pol Pothead (16:34:12): but he had health problems
Pol Pothead (16:34:16): second was Reagan who had alzheimers
Pol Pothead (16:34:26): third is HW Bush and he went skydiving two years ago and was just at the RNC
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:35:24): Reagan Bush 84
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:35:27): and 16
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:35:32): Zombie Reagan
Quit Your Stall-in (16:35:52): Just give Reagan jelly beans to make it look like hes talking and ill take care of the rest \ufffd
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:36:16): http://cdn4.designbyhumans.com/product/design/u996660/pr186478-2-2375200-190x285-b-p-000000.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:37:54): I typed on Zombie reagan
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:37:57): this showed up
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:37:58): http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/caption121813-500x343.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:40:10): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/NRPOSE.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:40:18): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Hillary_Clinton_1992.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:40:26): Both were first ladys
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:40:48): both will most likely die in 2016
Quit Your Stall-in (17:28:57): That's not a prediction that's a promise
Noam Chumpsky (17:30:53): I dunno where you fucks been that you're just seeing Trump's doctors letter but the best part is that the dr claimed in a TV interview for NBC that he only had five minutes to write it. He was in a rush because of Hillary. She was releasing hers so Trump had a car wait outside the dr office, says "write me a letter, doc".
Noam Chumpsky (17:31:13): But shill had released her dr info five months earlier
Noam Chumpsky (17:32:01): And the doctors wife in the interview makes things even sketchier
Noam Chumpsky (17:32:35): Sketchier than this
Pol Pothead (18:50:57): None
Pol Pothead (18:51:21): Unrelated, I just like the gifs
The Socialist PAR-TAY (21:14:44): My intern got a news article written about her and I didn't get a shout out
The Socialist PAR-TAY (21:14:59): She even mentioned the event where we made out
Pol Pothead (21:39:36): Was the article on great moments in work hookup history
The Socialist PAR-TAY (22:27:50): Nah. I think Josh still has that
Noam Chumpsky (22:28:33): \u263a
Noam Chumpsky (22:28:42): Fuck yo way to the top boys
The Socialist PAR-TAY (22:28:59): Nah I get the bitch to be on top
Noam Chumpsky (22:29:46): Think I said somewhere in there: "sleep your way to their bottom"
Noam Chumpsky (22:30:21): Cause it's not about fucking your way to the top. It's about lowering their standing. Hitting their bottom.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (22:31:47): Josh has best hook up work story.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (22:32:09): Pete has the best "I'm an adult job"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (22:32:27): I have the rest of the awesome work stories
The Socialist PAR-TAY (22:32:39): And Brian all the worst stories
Noam Chumpsky (22:32:47): Eh. All I did was sleep with my manager at a bar. Not that compelling
Pol Pothead (22:34:15): Yea you didn't even suck street nip
The Socialist PAR-TAY (22:38:14): I mean I'm the only one stupid enough to put himself in situations like that
The Socialist PAR-TAY (22:40:46): Side note.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (22:40:56): Wily winks is ficked up
Noam Chumpsky (22:42:32): Yeah. Whatever you just said.
Noam Chumpsky (22:42:43): Dafuq you just say?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (22:43:16): Wills Wonka is a fucked up movie
Pol Pothead (22:43:49): Wily winks lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:18:35): So feral cats are ruining the ecosystem. So Brian. Time to put down Lori. She is doing more harm then a hummer
Saturday, 17 September 2016
Noam Chumpsky (00:12:15): Eric Andre can never go off the air. I need him in my life.
Pol Pothead (07:36:12): He never will at this poojtn
Pol Pothead (07:36:13): Point
Quit Your Stall-in (08:12:30): Wily winks lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:17:17): If we were and Adam Sandler movie. Pete would be Adam Sandler. The hard working normal guy. Brian would be the hates his job best friend. I'd be the douschebag and Josh would be who ever rob Snieder is in that movie
Quit Your Stall-in (08:18:17): Haley agrees with that synopsis lol
Quit Your Stall-in (08:18:37): It's sad that my defining feature is that I hate my jov
Quit Your Stall-in (08:18:52): Can't I just be the dirty commie hippie or something
Pol Pothead (08:30:17): I am neither hardworking nor normal
Noam Chumpsky (08:31:40): You can do it
Noam Chumpsky (08:32:55): None
Noam Chumpsky (08:34:07): Holy shit. Trump said we should remove the guns from Hillary's secret service detail and "see what happens"
Pol Pothead (08:48:10): He's challenging Hillary's pro-swords stance
Quit Your Stall-in (08:51:23): Honestly it would be bad ass if hillarys secret service was knights on horses
Noam Chumpsky (08:52:21): I might respect her more
Pol Pothead (09:10:47): I'd hit it
Pol Pothead (09:10:54): But only if I was drunk
Quit Your Stall-in (09:48:07): Josh you still have a copy of from jersey to dehli
Noam Chumpsky (09:48:38): Yeah. The ultimate blackmail if I ever run for office
Quit Your Stall-in (09:50:41): I told evan about it he wants to see it
Noam Chumpsky (09:50:53): O boy
Quit Your Stall-in (15:44:06): https://youtu.be/GpBIFAwHRv8
Noam Chumpsky (21:25:11): Explosion in Chelsea
Noam Chumpsky (21:29:05): Marc, you in the city right now?
Quit Your Stall-in (22:17:51): Holy shit that's insane
Noam Chumpsky (22:18:29): Some are suggesting a connection to the seaside heights bomb this morning
Noam Chumpsky (22:23:55): Happened at 830. At 910 Trump said it was a bombing. Not even FBI or counter terrorism have said what it was. Trumpy jumping the gun
Noam Chumpsky (22:26:03): Check out @MarkHarrisNYC's Tweet: https://twitter.com/MarkHarrisNYC/status/777324942975197185?s=09
Noam Chumpsky (23:09:35): Check out @NYPDSpecialops's Tweet: https://twitter.com/NYPDSpecialops/status/777342597283078144?s=09
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:10:18): I am.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:10:22): Got a train
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:10:25): Not dead.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:10:50): It's a bomb
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:11:12): Or at least a hell of an explosive
Noam Chumpsky (23:11:22): Nothing has been stated. Not by police or feds
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:11:25): It's a warning to the united nations
Noam Chumpsky (23:11:28): News conference shortly
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:11:36): My estimation
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:12:04): They blocked off all of 23rd. Closed the path
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:12:09): From WTC
Noam Chumpsky (23:12:17): Eh. Could just be some stupid teen
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:12:49): The mangled dumpster showed you knew what you were doing
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:12:57): You might be an idiot
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:13:05): But you knew how bombs work
Noam Chumpsky (23:16:08): No. My friend and I bought fireworks from the same place the Boston bombers did. We just cut open Roman candles, m80s, and legit shells. Those were some powerful explosions. Don't have be a genius to know that explosion inside an enclosed environment equals PRESSURE
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:17:06): Explosive find the weakest point. That's the top
Noam Chumpsky (23:17:07): We did stupid shit like that in highschool. No pipe bomb of course, but imagine some fucking kids decide to do the same in NYC
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:17:29): Well shit is still ficked up
Noam Chumpsky (23:17:32): Point I'm trying to make is don't jump the gun.
Noam Chumpsky (23:17:36): Could be kids
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:17:48): Could be aliens too
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:18:00): We gotta wait and see
Noam Chumpsky (23:18:04): Could be this
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:18:13): My money is in Brian
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:18:20): Anyone heard from him
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:18:49): None
Noam Chumpsky (23:19:16): O my god. My new favorite
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:19:49): Conspiracy: DJT did it.
Noam Chumpsky (23:20:06): Who
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:20:09): With Hilary on her death bed. DJT signs up kids to blow shit up
Noam Chumpsky (23:20:16): Dirty Jew Trump?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:20:28): Donald J trump
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:20:35): And then he saws it's a bomb
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:20:42): Because he knows
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:20:52): Saying Mercia isn't safe
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:21:02): And he takes the lead in the polls
The Socialist PAR-TAY (23:21:32): None
Noam Chumpsky (23:22:33): Hwhat
Noam Chumpsky (23:24:13): Check out @YourAnonNews's Tweet: https://twitter.com/YourAnonNews/status/777347024827977732?s=09
Noam Chumpsky (23:24:24): Video of the explosion
Sunday, 18 September 2016
Noam Chumpsky (00:17:30): Confirmed second device
Noam Chumpsky (00:17:44): Possibly a pressure cooker involved
Noam Chumpsky (00:24:36): Shit. The second device is right where I used to work. 27th and 7tg
Noam Chumpsky (00:24:44): 7th*
Pol Pothead (08:19:28): Anyone hurt?
Pol Pothead (10:01:27): Oh wow 29 injured
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:15:51): It was right by the home for the blind
Quit Your Stall-in (10:31:00): Wasn't me
Quit Your Stall-in (10:31:24): That's insane though
Quit Your Stall-in (10:31:40): Wait so there were two separate devices and explosions?
Pol Pothead (10:35:08): Yeah, one was defused
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:35:35): There is a woman in full burka in Petsmart. I'm not falling for it. I know it's Smoke and I'm the new mortal kombat tournament
Pol Pothead (13:59:16): At the very least it's Mileena. Don't get distracted by her sexy Muslim curves
Noam Chumpsky (23:08:57): Another pipe bomb along NJ transit
Monday, 19 September 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (04:48:41): It's in Elizabeth
The Socialist PAR-TAY (04:48:53): So I think they just hate trains
The Socialist PAR-TAY (04:59:01): THEY HATE THE TRAINS. STAY AWAY FROM THE TRAINS
Quit Your Stall-in (06:28:18): Damn this shit crazy
Quit Your Stall-in (07:26:00): None
Noam Chumpsky (07:26:47): My parents were on the train last night from NYC. Got stopped a few stations North for "an issue with another southbound train ahead"\n\nHad to go pick them up at the airport once everyone realized it was another bomb scare
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:27:21): It's the auto industry
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:27:27): Stoping mass transit
Pol Pothead (07:30:41): Do we know if these are tied to the religion of peace
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:34:46): I don't think ISIS would target Elizabeth NJ
Quit Your Stall-in (07:34:52): It's capitalist extremeists
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:37:56): If I martyr myself I get 72 Roth IRAs in heaven
Quit Your Stall-in (07:39:02): If you martyr yourself your family will always receive the largest tax rebate possible
Pol Pothead (07:39:13): Wow better set up a car bomb!
Pol Pothead (07:39:49): You know what they say, the freer the market, the more likely the people are going to be blown up in a car bomb
Quit Your Stall-in (07:39:53): Better get one with tax credits and a good insurance policy so this doesn't hurt my family!
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:23:09): I wouldn't be surprised if it was racially motivated either whitey or darky. Since it's random places
Pol Pothead (08:31:33): Npr says it's a Muslim guy lol
Quit Your Stall-in (08:31:54): Well suspected
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:31:54): Welp
Pol Pothead (08:31:59): Some Muhammad guy from Elizabeth, 28 year old
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:32:25): Well I hope President Trump addresses the nation soon
Quit Your Stall-in (08:37:07): You guys see any Hillary signs in front of houses? I literally haven't seen one, only trump signs
Pol Pothead (08:42:23): Nope lol
Pol Pothead (08:42:36): Hillary: She's the Other Option
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:43:13): I have seen 1
Quit Your Stall-in (08:44:02): Billie boy was on Npr this morning talking about her. The host brought up an article that said trump isn't fit to handle national security, but also neither is shillary. Bills answer was that he was talking to a guy at his local deli who just wants to know who will help the economy more lol
Quit Your Stall-in (09:01:55): So I got this email from my boss
Quit Your Stall-in (09:02:17): "Please send me a list of current projects/open items you are working on. I need to structure the workload, thanks."
Quit Your Stall-in (09:02:35): i think its time for a mutual parting lol
Quit Your Stall-in (09:02:45): or a mutual agreement to part-timing till the parting
Pol Pothead (09:09:28): Send him back a picture of your nuts
Pol Pothead (09:09:36): And say how's this for a workload ya cuck
Pol Pothead (09:09:48): I'm gonna steal your company's secrets and make millions
Quit Your Stall-in (09:09:52): I got a load for ya right hurrrrr
Quit Your Stall-in (09:09:57): just give me a few minutes
Quit Your Stall-in (10:53:29): None
Noam Chumpsky (11:53:16): I see what you did there
Noam Chumpsky (11:56:12): There was just a shoot out in linden with the bomber
Noam Chumpsky (11:56:24): He lost.
Noam Chumpsky (11:56:27): He's alive
Noam Chumpsky (11:56:31): But lost
Quit Your Stall-in (12:03:34): wow
Quit Your Stall-in (12:04:04): thats 10 minutes away from me
Noam Chumpsky (12:05:02): yeah. He was sleeping in the entrance of some business. Someone called the fuzz. He opened fire at the cops. One cop shot in chest but he had body armor.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:21:47): well hopefully he doesnt have acomplishes
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:22:02): but Presdient Trump will crack down on this
Pol Pothead (12:25:45): This is just more ammo for god emperor trump to use
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:27:45): Like this was Shills race to loase
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:27:47): lose
Quit Your Stall-in (12:27:48): Especially since he called it an attack before it was labeled one
Quit Your Stall-in (12:27:55): Hell go see I knew it
Quit Your Stall-in (12:28:02): I have the judgement required
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:28:27): I think he wont, with this he called it, but he wont say much
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:28:40): becuase he wants the media to make the first moive
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:28:51): like why isnt trump saying anything
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:29:04): and that gets the unndecided to think he changed
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:29:10): and is looking more pres worthy
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:29:17): while shill is falling over
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:29:31): This race is just who can be less like themselves
Quit Your Stall-in (12:30:03): How do you do fellow millenials - hillary clinton
Quit Your Stall-in (12:30:32): I thought after the first explosion at the 5k trump tweeted it was an attack
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:31:04): it was handed to shill on a silver platter, then Bernie was like heyyyyy gurlllll i wanna take money out of politics
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:31:19): Then she had to fight Bernies battle
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:31:26): now she is fighting trumps battlew
Quit Your Stall-in (12:31:32): The Battle of Bernard
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:31:38): she isnt sticking to a game plan
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:31:47): she is lost and swinging for the fences
Quit Your Stall-in (12:31:50): She's just trying not to die from pneumonia
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:32:01): at the debates she is gunna poke trump to get a responce
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:32:05): and wants him to freak
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:32:25): but he will hold it together at least for the 3 hours on tv
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:32:35): then murder a puppy or pray to his hair
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:32:40): and shill will lose
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:32:51): which is bad for me
Quit Your Stall-in (12:33:21): She'll shake his hands and say "wow these are the tiniest man hands I ever seen, bet he's got a tiny dinger. I'm looking forward to a fair debate!"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:33:49): And he will go "Well thats your opnion"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:34:01): then after hte election send her a snap chat of his dick
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:34:07): in the oval office
Noam Chumpsky (12:34:09): Trump said this morning that we should expect more bombings
Quit Your Stall-in (12:34:16): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TttI60-mjQ
Quit Your Stall-in (12:34:25): well I agree with Trump on that one lol
Noam Chumpsky (12:35:12): Cause we're weak
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:35:52): speak for yourslef
Noam Chumpsky (12:37:09): Papa Trump called you weak, Marc
Noam Chumpsky (12:37:16): You gonna take that
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:40:34): http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s306x306/e15/10891098_1382129825421153_149079918_n.jpg
Noam Chumpsky (12:47:09): Trump called you a little bitch
Noam Chumpsky (12:47:14): That's all you got
Quit Your Stall-in (12:52:11): its cause they hate us
Quit Your Stall-in (12:52:14): for our free-dumbs
Noam Chumpsky (12:52:41): We got so many dumbs, it'll make your head spin
Quit Your Stall-in (12:53:17): muh freeze-peach
Quit Your Stall-in (12:58:26): i can't wait for the debate though
Quit Your Stall-in (12:58:30): it's gonna be such a shit show
Noam Chumpsky (12:58:44): One week
Quit Your Stall-in (12:59:05): picked the wrong week to stop playing drinking games
Quit Your Stall-in (12:59:18): just kidding im an alcoholic
Noam Chumpsky (13:12:07): https://youtu.be/8uQlzN34PJs
Pol Pothead (13:28:11): nothing i love more than the rewarding feeling you get from spending 9 hours looking at spreadsheets for work that you are almost entirely detached from and will not directly profit from
Pol Pothead (13:28:37): best part is that i get to go home and do it all again the next day
Pol Pothead (13:30:22): seriously, how do people do this for like 30+ years
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:30:41): Drugs
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:31:05): and in a sexless marrage, your excel is doesnt\xa0hate or love you
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:31:14): thats more then your whore wife
Pol Pothead (13:31:55): that's true
Pol Pothead (13:32:12): maybe i've been looking at this all wrong. instead of making my work life better i should try and make my personal life worse
Noam Chumpsky (13:34:01): Break off that engagement of yours. Then HP will seem like heaven on earth
Pol Pothead (13:35:28): it's worth a try
Pol Pothead (13:35:42): i'm thinking about adopting a kid so i can lose him in a car accident
Pol Pothead (13:36:01): then every time i get home it's pure pain, but working on pricing spreadsheets is the only time i can avoid the torment
Quit Your Stall-in (13:40:07): "God damn do I miss timmy more every passing day...I'm pretty sure our client has been fucking us over on payments for years!"
Pol Pothead (13:40:43): NGBM should offer a job satisfaction program where we make the personal lives of disgruntled employees worse
Pol Pothead (13:40:57): and just when they can't possibly be more miserable, their office gets a capuccino machine
Quit Your Stall-in (13:42:24): "At least my work environment isn't a hell hole like my life!"
Pol Pothead (13:43:06): you know, they really care about us. like when they bought us that capuccino machine.
Pol Pothead (13:43:51): meanwhile my adopted baby boy N'Jambi is being buried in a mass grave
Quit Your Stall-in (13:44:04): but at least mornings aren't so bad anymore!
Noam Chumpsky (13:44:45): We could be hired as consultant by firms to harass employees
Pol Pothead (13:46:17): "Employee X was passed over for a promotion so I could give it to my nephew. Do you mind harassing him until he breaks?"
Quit Your Stall-in (13:47:28): "Just give me an address"
Quit Your Stall-in (13:47:37): "I'll show him what real pain is"
Quit Your Stall-in (13:48:44): Apparently this elizabeth bomber guy graduated from Edison High school in 07
Quit Your Stall-in (13:48:52): my mom sent me a pic from the yearbook
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:49:01): "We are in the red so we cant give out christmas bonuses this year, You know what to do" \xa0*picks up silcened\xa0pistol and sniper rifle"All the women and childern?" You can find the address in HR"
Noam Chumpsky (13:49:05): Haley might know him then
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:49:20): We all knew Edison High was a dump
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:49:25): but not like this
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:49:29): and not on dry land
Pol Pothead (13:50:01): i figured he'd just be having 9 kids with 6 different women, not bombing train stations
Pol Pothead (13:50:39): thank god we're from the civilized edison
Noam Chumpsky (13:51:20): Time to build that wall
Noam Chumpsky (13:51:28): And make Metuchen pay for it
Pol Pothead (13:51:51): metuchen is basically the berlin wall of edison
Quit Your Stall-in (13:52:23): Don't tear down that wall
Quit Your Stall-in (13:52:27): Tear down that whole fucking city
Quit Your Stall-in (13:52:36): They are less-thans
Pol Pothead (13:53:10): exactly
Pol Pothead (13:54:00): us northeds are gazing in the natural beauty of Golf Edge Park while the southeds are having picnics on rt 1 and convincing themselves it's convenient
Quit Your Stall-in (13:58:24): Oh, while at the tailgate for Evan's birthday party me josh evan and his friend ant came up with something
Quit Your Stall-in (13:58:33): It's a tatoo of a thermometer you put on your inner thigh
Quit Your Stall-in (13:58:40): So you can tell the temperature based on how much your balls are sagging
Quit Your Stall-in (13:58:50): You'll never wonder how cold it is again
Noam Chumpsky (13:59:58): Wait, Evan graduated 08 right? Does he know this bomber guy
Quit Your Stall-in (14:00:22): He did, idk I can ask
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:16:38): Brian, Josh, you guys remeber when we were in perth amboy\xa0pulling down locker and that teacher was shit talking all the students to us
Noam Chumpsky (14:16:52): Yup
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:18:21): That was funnyt
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:18:27): and i hope to be that man one day
Quit Your Stall-in (14:19:40): Not quite, what did that asshole say?
Noam Chumpsky (14:21:50): The kids in summer school were fuck ups
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:22:14): we were pulling down the locker and one of us said "Oh look Pedro Hearts Maria" since it was written in the locker. so then i think i ask i wonder they are still together and the teacher goes" no but i bet there are a bunch of little pedros running around"
Quit Your Stall-in (14:22:44): lol oh shit i don't remember that
Quit Your Stall-in (14:23:06): i just remember john hitting on high schooler and Vinnie being a real life italian caricature
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:23:27): and those girls trying yo bang lucas
Quit Your Stall-in (14:23:43): right
Quit Your Stall-in (14:23:52): here's my number and instagram but IM NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
Quit Your Stall-in (14:23:56): ...but who knows \ufffd
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:24:00): and snap caht too
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:24:40): they were rachet as fuck
Quit Your Stall-in (14:42:58): Who has 2 thumbs and is a part time worker 3 days a week now, this guyyyy
Quit Your Stall-in (15:03:44): None
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:04:55): no, you should live simply
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:04:59): save your moeny
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:05:02): doent go into debt
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:05:20): dont then need the governement to bail you out
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:05:27): and have socilaism take over
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:05:33): Be smart
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:05:35): be like me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:05:42): be Murica
Quit Your Stall-in (15:05:50): None
Quit Your Stall-in (15:07:09): even better
Quit Your Stall-in (15:07:13): None
Quit Your Stall-in (15:07:30): there's just been a bunch of articles about millenials killing industries because we don't spend money on them lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:07:57): millenals are killing them, the baby boomers fucked them
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:08:14): we will be killing the funeral home indstruty too one day
Quit Your Stall-in (15:08:47): honestly we should the funeral industry at the moment is atrociously overpriced and preys on people during a time of weakness
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:09:20): always have a third party there
Quit Your Stall-in (15:09:22): it was so bad during the 2000's the Federal Trade Commission stepped in. You have to sign a Federal Trade Commission agreement when arranging a funeral now to make sure you're not getting fucked in the ass, but you still are cause the prices are absurd
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:11:25): https://i.reddituploads.com/9913e554272944efa44f307ca4737fd5?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=3e5478ca22cade0dd6a89fc937b70395
Quit Your Stall-in (15:48:39): None
Pol Pothead (16:15:45): Gotta save the golf industry boys
Pol Pothead (16:16:12): Us 20 somethings need a hobby that takes all day and requires hundreds of dollars in investments
Quit Your Stall-in (16:16:25): DoTa
Quit Your Stall-in (16:16:34): or one of those esports
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:31:53): white sports are expenive
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:32:15): darky sports all you need is a ball and the governement funded court
Quit Your Stall-in (16:32:37): i like how one of the whitest most expensive sports is one we stole from the native americans lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:32:52): nah thats polo
Quit Your Stall-in (16:32:56): give us yo sport red man
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:33:03): lax is the least fancy fancy sport
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:33:19): like you play you white and rich, but like 6 fiugres rich
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:33:24): not 7 to 10
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:33:46): Nigga play polo, that nigga so rich he chill with the queen
Pol Pothead (16:37:31): i read somewhere that the most expensive thing you can do in sports is be a hocky goalie
Pol Pothead (16:37:37): *hockey
Noam Chumpsky (16:38:55): I believe it
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:55:44): yea if you start young too, new pads every year
Pol Pothead (17:02:51): my kids will be eAthletes
Pol Pothead (17:04:15): Gonna force them to play computer games for 8 hours a day
Quit Your Stall-in (17:17:35): They'll become MLB stars to spite you
Quit Your Stall-in (17:18:00): "No dad I want to do a real sport not your pussy computer shit!"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:32:16): NO SON OF MINE WILL PLAY FOOTBALL!!! UNLESS ITS ON MADDEN.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:32:42): NO DAD!!! IM THE BEST QUARTERBACK IN THE STATE!!! I GET SO MUCH PUSSY DAD
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:32:53): NO SON!!!! THINK OF YOUR WAIFU
Noam Chumpsky (17:33:20): "I'm gonna grow up to be a drone racer, dad. And not on tatooine like that fag anakin skywalker!"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:51:16): My President of Investment makes me never want to have kids, she dropped 5Gs on flip flops
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:51:27): and 15 on a bag becuase she wanted to
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:51:37): and she aint fronting
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:52:01): WHO THE FUCK DROPS 5 Gs on flip flops
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:52:19): thats literally 5000 pairs of old navy flip flops
Quit Your Stall-in (17:52:57): Hey she worked hard for that money she can spend it how she likes!
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:53:03): she did
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:53:08): i fucked up
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:53:17): i really fucked up not banging her
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:53:50): I only regret 2 things in my life
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:53:51): that
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:54:00): and other thing that i dont talk about
Quit Your Stall-in (17:54:26): Ok you can't mention it and not say it lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:55:06): there were bodies i woke up in mexico, they kept calling me el muerte\xa0blanco
Pol Pothead (17:56:27): marc next time youre at work can you look up ratings for Viceland
Pol Pothead (17:56:35): I was just wondering if anyone actually watches that channel
Quit Your Stall-in (17:58:41): Just gays commies and jews
Pol Pothead (18:00:51): gay commie jews
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:02:25): yea, you want specific shows or just the channe;
Pol Pothead (18:02:52): just the channel i guess
Pol Pothead (18:03:01): just want to see if it's doing well, what demo is actually watching it
Pol Pothead (18:03:18): i tried watching it when the channel first came out and it was pretty bad
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:04:36): put the report in
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:04:43): it should be ready befoer i leave
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:04:55): if not tommorrow
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:06:30): it does shit ratings
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:06:43): one shows average is 15,000 people
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:07:19): i can have a live stream of me shitting and get more
Pol Pothead (18:20:08): I know I'd watch that if you ate a lot of red meat the night before
Quit Your Stall-in (18:20:23): only soft meats tho
Noam Chumpsky (18:21:52): I've seen some of the shit on viceland. they've definitely got more programming now than when they launched
Noam Chumpsky (18:22:07): i like the one with Omar
Noam Chumpsky (18:22:14): Black Market
Quit Your Stall-in (18:22:23): yea I wanted to see that one actually
Noam Chumpsky (18:22:51): he just interviews the illicit trades. drugs, gambling, gasoline
Noam Chumpsky (18:22:59): they did one about palestine
Pol Pothead (18:28:49): Oh yea they didn't have that show
Pol Pothead (18:28:55): When it first launched
Pol Pothead (18:29:08): It was mostly that weed show and action Bronson's fifty different shows
Noam Chumpsky (18:31:16): 3 army helicopters just flew over webb st
Quit Your Stall-in (18:31:49): damn
Quit Your Stall-in (18:31:58): good thing im in P-way
Quit Your Stall-in (18:32:06): they ain't never taking my weed
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:43:39): Guys I have to tell you something. I'm batman
Quit Your Stall-in (18:44:11): batman's a dumb rich bitch
Quit Your Stall-in (18:44:52): None
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:58:34): None
Tuesday, 20 September 2016
Noam Chumpsky (01:02:57): http://motherboard.vice.com/read/hillary-clinton-tech-guy-asked-reddit-for-email-advice
The Socialist PAR-TAY (04:53:54): Well that person is going to be killed
The Socialist PAR-TAY (05:02:38): None
Pol Pothead (10:01:46): Apparently Hillary Clinton was on The Breakfast Club (Hot 97's morning show) and when they asked her what is the one thing she always carries in her purse, she said "hot sauce" LOL
Pol Pothead (10:02:26): don't know how i missed this one, it's gold
Pol Pothead (10:03:08): oh the breakfast club is 105.1 (white) POWER's morning show not Hot 97
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:19:08): she is like an alien trying yo fit into human society
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:19:13): LIZARD PEOPLE
Quit Your Stall-in (10:24:30): How do you do, fellow blacks
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:25:32): http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/10/how-spot-reptilians-runing-us-government/354496/
Pol Pothead (11:09:56): http://www.vox.com/2016/9/20/12970076/donald-trump-ban-abortion-policy
Pol Pothead (11:10:02): this election makes me want t odie
Noam Chumpsky (11:10:31): You should try getting yourself borted, Pete
Noam Chumpsky (11:10:42): Never too late
Pol Pothead (11:10:48): i think that's super late term at this point
Pol Pothead (11:11:06): mike pence tried passing a law making mandatory funerals for aborted fetuses lol
Quit Your Stall-in (11:11:14): Yeesh
Pol Pothead (11:12:01): trump's plan also includes lots of anti-contraception measures which is pretty baffling
Noam Chumpsky (11:12:49): That's pretty standard with a lot of conservatives
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:52:33): http://imgur.com/pTOK6LK
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:52:55): http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/60s-spiderman-out-of-fucking-nowhere.jpg
Noam Chumpsky (11:54:34): O man. Spiderman memes were the shit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:00:10): http://i.imgur.com/k8XW90W.png
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:05:24): http://i.imgur.com/woqhYqP.jpg
Pol Pothead (12:05:41): The cartoon was fantastic
Pol Pothead (12:05:54): Now to get that other half of the $100 bill!
Quit Your Stall-in (12:10:06): I just checked even in today's dollars that's only a $813 lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:14:10): what
Quit Your Stall-in (12:15:10): There was an episode when a bad guy was going to destroy nyc because another bad guy was paying him 100 dollars, half now half when the job was done lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:15:51): remember the wall
Quit Your Stall-in (12:18:31): He was a bad guy who was literally a wall right lol
Quit Your Stall-in (12:18:36): Man that was a great stoner show
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:19:55): http://imgur.com/RbseI2U
Noam Chumpsky (12:27:17): https://youtu.be/gyWV-bL9-oc
Noam Chumpsky (12:27:25): Holy shit. Watch this
Pol Pothead (12:27:53): Corey Feldman is a weird fucking guy
Noam Chumpsky (12:28:02): Why was Corey Feldman not cast as Tommy Wiseau in James Francos movie
Noam Chumpsky (12:28:37): Yeah, he said he was molested/raped by older Hollywood big wigs when he was a kid
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:29:21): he also loved micheal jackson
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:29:55): that bassist is actually playing
Noam Chumpsky (12:29:56): I think he could just relate to Michael honestly. They both had really weird, fucked up childhoods
Noam Chumpsky (12:30:32): Weird as it sounds. Michael Jackson was probably one of the only people on earth that Feldman could have possible related to
Pol Pothead (12:33:52): And Corey Haim
Pol Pothead (12:34:17): Child acting should be illegal imo
Pol Pothead (12:34:52): or at the very least, they should not be allowed to be advertised or promoted for film/tv work
Quit Your Stall-in (12:38:00): Yea I mean we can't have movies that don't have children anymore but also child actors usually end up fucked up later in life
Pol Pothead (12:41:48): yea, it should not be legal to make them celebrities
Pol Pothead (12:42:04): it almost never works out
Quit Your Stall-in (12:52:24): my boss (joe) texted me asking for the status of a report and to next time give him a heads up when im off lol. the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing
Quit Your Stall-in (12:52:32): so happy to have one foot out of there
Noam Chumpsky (12:53:24): So the people that approved of you working part time don't know that you're working part time
Quit Your Stall-in (12:54:25): well there are two partners at the firm. I talked to Tim because Joe was in a meeting, also tim is better with remembering schedules and policy etc. \xa0Honestly if Tim was my only boss I would have 0 issue with working there he's a really good boss. \xa0I'm guessing Tim told Joe last night after I left, and Joe forgot lol
Pol Pothead (13:41:01): How does it feel to be a partially free man
Quit Your Stall-in (13:43:54): great
Quit Your Stall-in (13:44:17): when my boss texted me today I was going to respond but the I was thought I'm not on the clock, im not salaried, this ain't my fucking problem lol
Pol Pothead (13:49:10): That's my greatest fantasy
Quit Your Stall-in (13:49:15): So now I'm ghosting my boss
Pol Pothead (13:56:38): That's how you have to deal with the clingy ones
Pol Pothead (14:18:04): also holy crap @ that cory feldman concert lol
Noam Chumpsky (14:19:07): i like when the black guys says, as part of the song, for feldman to twerk, and he does, quite happily too
Noam Chumpsky (15:38:48): Marc, you been watching Mr robot? I remember you had some promo material before season two aired
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:44:31): we have a unit in the final
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:44:38): but i haven watched it yet
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:44:48): me and my sister watch together
Noam Chumpsky (15:45:16): I have no idea what that means
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:45:30): there will be a Berlin Station comerical
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:45:37): in the mr robot final
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:45:44): Brian, say you watched it live
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:45:53): your in the demo
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:00:14): Also i got invited to a gay straight mixer for the companies non profit\xa0for gay straight\xa0education
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:00:26): im pretty sure this is just a forced sentivitive\xa0training
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:00:56): I declined to go, I would have called one of them a fag and been fired
Pol Pothead (16:03:28): What the hell is a gay straight mixer
Quit Your Stall-in (16:07:40): Do people have to wear what sexuality they are on their shirt or something? Cause that would seem messed up, but if they didn't you'd also wouldn't know who was gay/straight at the gay straight mixer and then it seems kind of pointless, just a regulary mixer then lol
Quit Your Stall-in (16:08:23): like what if you're a gay guy in the closet going to the gay straight mixer, and everyone already knows your gay, but you put on the straight button and everyone has to just pretend its true
Pol Pothead (16:08:42): so here i am chatting up to this guy at the mixer, we go back to my place, we mess around a little bit, and then it turns out he was actually gay! boy did he feel stupid when i told him i was straight
Quit Your Stall-in (16:09:34): Will there be fun-tivities
Quit Your Stall-in (16:09:44): Like you have to share the story of the first time you realized you were straight
Pol Pothead (16:10:58): i first realized i was straight when all the guys on the football team were talking about their favorite hunks from Predator, and I realized i actually liked the chick but pretended I was into Carl Weathers \ufffd
Quit Your Stall-in (16:11:20): I mean body mass alone
Quit Your Stall-in (16:11:41): I realized I was a pan-sexual when I was into the Predator
Pol Pothead (16:13:00): say you're pan-gender
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:13:59): im pan sexual
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:14:05): ill fuck cook ware
Pol Pothead (16:14:27): i'll fuck that colander in all its holes
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:15:04): im gunna\xa0turn that pot into a funnel
Quit Your Stall-in (16:22:27): angelina jolie is filing for divorce from brad pitt
Quit Your Stall-in (16:22:30): Our sources say, Angelina became "fed up" with Brad's consumption of weed and possibly alcohol, and mixed with what she believes is "an anger problem" ... felt it became dangerous for the children.
Quit Your Stall-in (16:22:36): sounds like she's just a buzz kill
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:23:03): boo who i had cancer and my boobies got removed
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:23:09): thats her
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:23:26): BRAD AND JENNIFER GETTING BACK TOGETHER?
Quit Your Stall-in (16:24:44): J-Rad is finally happening!
Quit Your Stall-in (16:27:50): or Brennifer
Noam Chumpsky (16:34:26): So where we all watching this debate next week?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:36:05): only if there is a drinking game
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:36:12): and its sponsored
Quit Your Stall-in (16:36:17): it's on a monday right?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:36:23): yea
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:36:30): 9/26
Quit Your Stall-in (16:36:32): this guy don't have work tuesday, it's definitely a drinking game for me
Quit Your Stall-in (16:36:42): we have to make rules
Quit Your Stall-in (16:37:02): if donald mentions his dick size again during this debate that's a double
Noam Chumpsky (16:37:09): Anytime the word tremendous is used. Or great.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:37:09): http://www.debatedrinking.com/
Quit Your Stall-in (16:40:13): I'll sponsor it
Quit Your Stall-in (16:40:22): with my friend Jack Daniels or Jim Beam
Quit Your Stall-in (16:40:47): unless there's something else everyone who wants to participate in wants
Pol Pothead (16:49:57): you crazy kids
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:51:49): i can get drunk at my job, i think i can show up hung over
Pol Pothead (16:53:40): i'll try getting drunk at mine too
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:45:41): do it
Pol Pothead (20:25:24): So the save the dates came in, can you guys send me your addresses
Pol Pothead (20:25:41): And don't give me that shit about how I know where you live because I have no concept of the world
Noam Chumpsky (20:26:23): Joshua Margulies\n90 Webb Street\nEdison, NJ 08820
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:31:59): Master Dickbutt Faggot\n123 Blow Me Avenue\nFaggottown Iowa 42069
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:33:06): Marc Ruggiero \n9 Dellview Drive\nEdison NJ 08820
Noam Chumpsky (20:33:27): I prefer faggottown, Michigan. More authentic faggot feel
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:33:43): Those Faggots sold out
Quit Your Stall-in (20:33:49): 84 webb street, rest same as josh
Quit Your Stall-in (20:33:59): You can write it just like that
Pol Pothead (20:38:37): You ain't no master marc
Pol Pothead (20:38:50): You only earn that title if you defeat me in one on one combat
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:39:35): It only says a Sperlazzo. I defeated your dad. I AM YOUR FATHER PEOPLE. YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER
Noam Chumpsky (20:40:15): Ok Mr duckbutt faggot
Noam Chumpsky (20:40:33): Hmm. I fucked that one up. But I'm OK with it
Quit Your Stall-in (21:01:23): Ha he has a butt like a duck
Wednesday, 21 September 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (06:05:13): There is an old Indian woman doing the downward fist pump like we do but with ankle weights on her arms and a bar behind her back
The Socialist PAR-TAY (06:10:16): Also how do I get my doctor to put me on TRT. I need higher test levels then a Asians Sat scores
Quit Your Stall-in (07:36:31): Fake symptoms of low testosterone but that is very hard. There what's essentially called testosterone clinics who do pseudo tests and are all too happy to prescribe some testosterone
Quit Your Stall-in (08:08:58): Or you can just order shot online from Indian pharmacies
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:13:55): I want my isurance to cover it though
Quit Your Stall-in (08:16:20): Go to a testosterone clinic then. Be warned they're not always that great do your research and definitely know dosage for whatever they prescribe you. There's some horror stories
Quit Your Stall-in (08:16:54): Men becoming too swole to control
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:27:03): Ehh. I'll just work out more then
Quit Your Stall-in (08:29:19): Lose weight and eat more fat is the natural way. I know you already do compound lifts which have been shown to help, but high intensity interval training also apparently increases T
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:30:48): I don't trust your gypsy science
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:30:59): I'll asked the jacked guy at the gym
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:31:38): I don't need to increase my t levels. I just wanted steroids
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:31:54): I guys I'll have to a condo and not a house
Quit Your Stall-in (08:37:55): Lol it helped me. This what you'll find online anywhere if you're looking for natural ways to increase your T. Eat fat, sleep enough, cut booze, lose abodimal fat, compound lifts and HIIT.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:27:13): Cut Booze aint gunna\xa0happen
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:27:17): ill lose my job
Pol Pothead (09:35:39): Marc, we are really happy you are making strides towards sobriety and healthy living. Unfortunately, we are going to have to let you go
Pol Pothead (09:54:37): hooo boy the women in my cube pod are discussing menopause, i wish i was dead
Quit Your Stall-in (09:54:57): Start discussing your jack off sessions
Quit Your Stall-in (09:55:13): If they can talk about non urine liquid coming out of them, so can you
Pol Pothead (09:55:25): you know what, you're right. i earned this
Quit Your Stall-in (09:56:16): "So I'm there and I'm jacking it ya know? And right as I'm about to finish, the video cuts to the guys face. Ugh the struggle is real fellas, the struggle is real."
Pol Pothead (09:56:36): this guy knows what i'm talking about!
Noam Chumpsky (10:03:06): I'm more offended by the whole "in my cube pod" thing
Pol Pothead (10:04:04): it's basically just 4 desks in a a half cubicle kind of thing
Pol Pothead (10:04:49): walls are a little below my shoulder when i stand, there is a desk in each corner, and one of them is empty
Pol Pothead (10:04:58): it's actually a lot nicer than working in a cube imo, feels more open
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:15:04): If i get an extra ticket to the jets game on 10/2 anyone want to go
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:15:07): its in a suite
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:15:13): free food and booze
Pol Pothead (10:18:13): 10/2? let me check what i have going on that day
Pol Pothead (10:18:59): Probably free that day since it's a Sunday
Pol Pothead (10:21:28): oh god now they're talking about dieting
Pol Pothead (10:23:08): "you don't need to worry about diet, you're so skinny!"
Pol Pothead (10:23:14): why do they think i'm skinny ? lol
Quit Your Stall-in (10:44:27): I'd be down for jets if possible
Quit Your Stall-in (10:44:54): And Pete I saw something that Americans are so used to obesity that our perception of average body types is now literally skewed
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:58:21): well nate took the extra ticket so its him and me now
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:58:42): if we get offered again ill let you guys know
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:59:15): Josh you should honeslty look into jobs like mine
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:59:24): they are a mix of cooperate and wonky
Pol Pothead (11:02:12): God damn it Nate
Pol Pothead (11:02:18): I wanted a taste of the high life
Pol Pothead (11:02:27): At least we can go to a New York Sharks game
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:11:57): and i can flirt with the playeres
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:13:58): http://nysharksfootball.com/
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:14:04): TRY OUTS
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:14:07): WE NEED TO
Quit Your Stall-in (11:14:12): Jawanna men?
Noam Chumpsky (11:14:47): Marc, I don't think your line of work is for me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:14:51): Briana, Joshina, Peteroria,\xa0Marquesha
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:16:45): http://nysharksfootball.com/player/maggie-natell/
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:16:53): Maggie actually cute
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:20:26): Im gunna\xa0turn her tight end into a wide reciever if you know what i mean
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:22:05): Im mad they dont have height and weight
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:22:14): i need to know if she can bare my childern
Noam Chumpsky (11:22:45): Yeah. For real. Does she have the hips
Noam Chumpsky (11:22:59): What's her pelvic structure like
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:23:06): http://nysharksfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-Team-Photo.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:23:16): I think Josh you would like 38
Noam Chumpsky (11:23:44): I'm scared
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:24:04): we know you have the weirdest boner right now
Noam Chumpsky (11:25:08): Nah. I'm good
Noam Chumpsky (11:25:43): Boners are like farts. I'll own up to them. No matter how foul.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:26:04): http://nysharksfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2016-Media-Kitp3of4.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:26:15): im pretty sure we can own teh\xa0team for 7500
Pol Pothead (11:27:02): We should also look into the Legends Football League
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:28:02): should not have looked that up at work
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:28:27): for 7500 we can get teh NGBM logo on there helemts
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:28:35): or a picture of Josh's face
Noam Chumpsky (11:30:29): None
Noam Chumpsky (11:31:19): Girls, we gotta new name. Josh's tuna monsters
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:33:09): http://nysharksfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2016-Media-Kit_P2of4.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:33:24): Look at Adam Douglas
Pol Pothead (11:45:17): Smells Like Fish
Quit Your Stall-in (11:45:18): No better fish in the sea than he
Quit Your Stall-in (11:45:35): Smells like pep pep
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:46:05): we have to got to a game
Quit Your Stall-in (11:48:40): Well go as shark bait ;)
Noam Chumpsky (11:49:05): Don't get chummy with me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:58:44): They girls can smell blood in the water
Quit Your Stall-in (12:02:18): They are the blood in the water, period.
Quit Your Stall-in (12:50:28): So the state is asking my dad and other politicians to go out to Colorado to see how their legal Marijuana program works as part of a fact finding project
Noam Chumpsky (12:52:20): WHAT
Noam Chumpsky (12:52:31): Can we speak to your dad before he goes
Quit Your Stall-in (12:55:34): Yea that was my reaction. Seeing the process from seed to sale, talk to law enforcement and tax officials the whole deal
Quit Your Stall-in (12:55:39): Sure it's in October
Quit Your Stall-in (12:56:23): Also free samples my mom said lol
Pol Pothead (12:57:20): You dad better fucking do everything in his power to get this legalized lol
Quit Your Stall-in (12:58:18): I know there's a few people in the house who are fighting for it hard. Once christie is gone I don't think anything will stop us
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:58:40): The black market will
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:58:51): What will the dealers do?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:58:56): Think of the dealers
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:59:10): Putting them out of jobs.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:59:18): And you say your for the people
Quit Your Stall-in (12:59:43): They can open up their own coop
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:59:44): Also privately owned dealer. I don't want the government in my weed
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:32:20): I have been looking up comicbooks and female football players all day
Quit Your Stall-in (13:32:46): Slow work day eh? I know that game
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:32:57): nah its just i dont want to do wokrm
Quit Your Stall-in (13:34:03): This woman in grand jury was complaining about witnesses not being there and a lawyer being slower than others and we want to get out of there. I hate this woman. She groans and complains whenever a trial goes on long or if one of the jurors asks a question
Quit Your Stall-in (13:34:20): So the lawyer asked to go on the record to tell her off pretty much lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:34:46): You honor, my client is innoicetn and FUCK DAT BTICH
Quit Your Stall-in (13:35:24): Another lawyer made sure he was off record before he told is his boss fucked up and that's why we heard the evidence but couldn't vote till next week lol
Quit Your Stall-in (13:35:56): Honestly jury duty ain't that bad it gets a bad rap
Pol Pothead (13:49:00): It's only good if you really hate your job lol
Quit Your Stall-in (13:51:45): I mean if your only there for a day and your job is paying you like a lot do, it's essentially a day off once your case is over
Pol Pothead (13:54:52): yea but you have to drive X amount of time to a courthouse and then sit around all day while you fall behind at work
Pol Pothead (13:55:04): i had jury duty like 2 years ago and it was a pain in the ass tbh even though i got paid for it
Quit Your Stall-in (13:56:21): If you don't get called you can just read lol. And the cases can be interesting
Pol Pothead (13:56:53): yea the case i was called in for was robbery so i thought that might be kind of neat
Pol Pothead (13:59:54): i was so excited to throw a white man in jail
Pol Pothead (14:00:00): but i wasn't selected \ufffd
Quit Your Stall-in (14:03:15): the only good white man is an imprisoned one
Pol Pothead (14:09:46): kill all whites
Noam Chumpsky (14:11:06): All Hail Barack Hussein Obama
Quit Your Stall-in (14:12:28): http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37420032/australian-man-patents-the-hamdog---a-hotdog-and-burger-combo
Pol Pothead (14:25:05): let's streamline barbecues
Pol Pothead (17:11:37): http://nypost.com/2016/09/21/anthony-weiner-accused-of-sexting-relationship-with-15-year-old-girl/
Pol Pothead (17:11:44): I wish I loved something as much as Anthony Weiner loves sexting
Pol Pothead (17:13:12): At first it threatened his career, then it really threatened his career, then it ruined his career, then it ruined his re-election, then it ruined his marriage, and now it seems like it's going to ruin his freedom, but by God, this man refuses to give up
Quit Your Stall-in (17:14:04): Damn does that dude love getting and sending nudes
Pol Pothead (17:14:22): seriously
Pol Pothead (17:14:49): if you went to his life story and replaced "sexting" with "football", you'd have the makings of a classic Disney film about never giving up and being brave in the face of adversity
Quit Your Stall-in (17:14:51): Someone needs to take his cell phone away like losing your license for a DUI
Quit Your Stall-in (17:15:26): Sexting is a privilege not a right!
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:20:12): IM GUNNA WIN THIS ELECTION ONE DICK PIC AT A TIME
Quit Your Stall-in (17:25:30): Lol his name was T Dog, must like the walking dead
Quit Your Stall-in (17:25:37): \u201cI would bust that tight p\u2013sy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week,\u201d
Quit Your Stall-in (17:26:14): I'm gonna make ya leak girl
Pol Pothead (17:53:01): It's mister leak yo girl
Quit Your Stall-in (17:59:19): You gonna need a plumber by the time I'm done up in them guts
Quit Your Stall-in (18:24:48): you guys know anyone who wants a fucking kitten
Quit Your Stall-in (18:25:02): lori caught these things, now she's gone 12 hours a day because she goes to work and then crossfit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:26:49): I can ask
Quit Your Stall-in (18:27:00): seriously please do ll
Quit Your Stall-in (18:27:15): this is all of a sudden becoming all our responsibilities except lories
Quit Your Stall-in (18:27:18): lori
Quit Your Stall-in (18:27:24): loris*
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:27:37): My mom know a lot of lonely middle aged women so
Quit Your Stall-in (18:27:45): that's perfect
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:47:13): I need a pick nigga
Thursday, 22 September 2016
Noam Chumpsky (08:28:24): I just saw a Trump TV spot. It's just a bunch of business buzzwords.
Quit Your Stall-in (08:30:13): Defined by FRREDOM
Noam Chumpsky (08:30:21): Success
Quit Your Stall-in (08:30:40): I saw that ad I was wondering what that even means, to be a person who is defined by freedom lol
Quit Your Stall-in (08:30:52): It was a ridiculous ad
Noam Chumpsky (08:31:17): Your must not be free
Noam Chumpsky (08:31:21): If you don't get it
Pol Pothead (08:47:14): Freedom is my defining trait, you don't get me mom
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:16:57): Ever be in the bathroom at work and realize that this is the only room that you can whip your dick out and not get fired
Quit Your Stall-in (09:17:31): Well now I won't not be able to think that
Noam Chumpsky (10:01:54): https://www.instagram.com/p/BKn-e0PDfDZ/
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:20:11): rick and morty have a comic book
Noam Chumpsky (10:21:49): Great. Now I have to use my words-on-paper comprehension skills
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:38:37): http://view-comic.com/rick-and-morty-001-2015/
Noam Chumpsky (12:52:19): https://youtu.be/xrkPe-9rM1Q
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:53:51): Hello fellow millennials, i too like this Seth Rogan
Noam Chumpsky (12:54:12): Zack g was pretty funny
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:54:58): Zack dropping bombs
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:58:47): i think that was the most unbaised shitting on both candiates i have seen
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:12:53): The Darkies rioting again?
Noam Chumpsky (14:13:25): North Carolina. Last two nights. Someone got shot last night
Noam Chumpsky (14:13:52): Cops killed am unarmed guy in the middle of the road. Caught on camera.
Quit Your Stall-in (14:15:08): Cops claim he had a gun. People close to him said he was reading a book. The video is pretty damning. Dude was walking back to his car hands up, then gets tasered and shot I believe
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:15:28): cops he was armed
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:15:32): i didnt see a video
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:15:49): cops Say*
Quit Your Stall-in (14:16:29): Think someone in the car took a video close up but idk. Some are asking for an independent investigation not done by the police department
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:18:03): link me brah
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:18:47): Cop say one thing, Family says another, i gotta see it myself before i judge
Quit Your Stall-in (14:19:03): http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/20/us/oklahoma-tulsa-police-shooting/
Noam Chumpsky (14:19:10): Ooo. My bad. I was thinking of the other black guy the cops shot this week on OK
Quit Your Stall-in (14:19:12): full video is in link
Noam Chumpsky (14:19:24): Guy in NC had a gun
Quit Your Stall-in (14:19:32): there's cop camera footage and helicopter footage
Quit Your Stall-in (14:19:38): cop car* footage
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:20:02): yea the video is in TUlsa
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:20:06): i didnt know about that one
Quit Your Stall-in (14:20:32): i think the fact we have to differentiate which black person shot by the cops we're referring to this week says it all really
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:21:14): yea, that white people are bullet proof
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:21:24): its all the unseasoned chicken
Quit Your Stall-in (14:21:54): None
Quit Your Stall-in (14:25:23): what do you think of the video? i think that + the fact that the window was not even open so he couldn't possibly even be reaching into his car, it's pretty damning
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:25:39): he opened the door
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:26:03): but still the defense is that they didnt know he was unarmed
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:26:11): which is damning
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:26:50): My take on all the police shootings is always this, i dont think these cops mean to kill black peopl
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:27:07): i honesrtly think they are scared for there lives
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:27:18): becuase they are black
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:27:26): which is a bad problem,
Quit Your Stall-in (14:27:33): yea i heard an NPR thing where a psychologist interviewed a bunch of cops
Quit Your Stall-in (14:27:39): a lot of them are just afraid of black people
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:27:48): and we need to talk about this as a race and cultural issue
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:27:55): its on both sides
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:28:00): and people dont want to say that
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:28:18): but the cops need to be not affiard and put those fears to rest
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:28:26): by treating everyone equal
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:28:59): but the black community also needs to chage the vilifaction of cops
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:29:10): its a circle
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:29:36): cops shot black person, black people villify cops, cops get scared, shot black person
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:30:23): it needs to stop
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:30:31): and both sides have to play apart
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:31:25): thats my two cents
Quit Your Stall-in (14:31:59): it definitely needs to stop
Quit Your Stall-in (14:32:01): it's ridiculous
Quit Your Stall-in (14:32:51): dylan roof was taken in alive after massacring a black church group but these traffic stops keep ending up with black people dead. shit is not right.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:34:18): let me guys ask you a legit question
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:34:33): If shit went down like a shooting or something, would you go to the cops
Noam Chumpsky (14:34:34): They didn't even kill this terrorist in linden
Noam Chumpsky (14:34:46): I would. Yes
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:34:51): I would too
Noam Chumpsky (14:34:59): But we're white. We don't know what it's like not to be
Quit Your Stall-in (14:35:13): Yea. I'm not calling for a abolishment of the police force. \xa0But the current form it's in is toxic.
Quit Your Stall-in (14:35:33): I've called the cops once before when I thought someone was in my house
Quit Your Stall-in (14:35:43): Turned out it was just gas
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:35:44): Yea, we arent afriad of cops
Quit Your Stall-in (14:35:50): Yea I've been pulled over 5 times
Quit Your Stall-in (14:35:53): never got a ticket
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:36:02): most black people are afriad and have a right tobe
Noam Chumpsky (14:36:09): I've called the cops plenty
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:36:10): they feel like they arent being protected
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:36:29): or served
Quit Your Stall-in (14:36:32): They feel like they're more targets of the police than being protected by the police
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:36:36): exactly
Noam Chumpsky (14:36:59): Also have to consider that the laws have not been kind to minority populations. Ever.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:36:59): so they dont like cops, then when interactions happen it goes south becuase\xa0both sides are scared
Noam Chumpsky (14:37:06): Police enforce laws.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:37:34): the communities need to talk
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:37:45): and realize they cops want to help, well most,
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:37:55): and the community needs to express they feel targeted
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:38:05): i mean its easy for me to say in my ivroy tower
Quit Your Stall-in (14:39:22): I mean there's an argument to be made that laws and legislation have been passed before specifically to target black people, the war on drugs being the biggest magnet for that argument
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:41:05): i think the war on drugs is more a war on the poor
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:41:26): Crack Cocaine is harder penatlies then coccaine,
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:41:33): but cyrstal meth is the same as crack
Quit Your Stall-in (14:41:38): Well yea it's definitely a class thing too
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:41:59): CM 80% of arrest are white, Crack somewhere around the smae figure
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:42:12): im sure now that herione is comming\xa0into suburbia
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:42:17): the penalties will go down'
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:42:21): not a white thing
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:42:25): a rich thing
Quit Your Stall-in (14:42:44): Crystal meth is a midwest thing which is mostly white
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:43:15): but Cry Stal is a black thing that is a shitty champagen
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:43:33): dont take champagne or wine advice form rappers
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:43:53): no one ever raps about a nice after dinner port
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:45:04): it all comes back to poor you commies
Quit Your Stall-in (14:48:22): it does though
Quit Your Stall-in (14:50:41): http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/07/us/darren-seals-ferguson-activist-found-dead-shot-burning-car/index.html
Quit Your Stall-in (14:50:45): josh is this what you were talking about
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:53:24): damn
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:53:58): thats horrible
Quit Your Stall-in (14:55:46): Yea seriously fucked up
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:56:08): the VP of digital is watching between 2 ferns
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:56:12): unrelated
Quit Your Stall-in (14:56:30): lol was it good? didn't see Zach G roast her
Quit Your Stall-in (14:56:37): you know what would have been good, if hillary was sitting there
Quit Your Stall-in (14:56:44): and zach was dragged to his seat by two men
Quit Your Stall-in (14:56:49): weekend at bernies style
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:57:18): There were so many good things you could do with Bernie ans his name
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:57:21): Bernie Man
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:57:27): Weekend a Bernies
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:57:40): Feel the Bern
Quit Your Stall-in (14:57:43): The Sanders-Man
Quit Your Stall-in (14:57:50): Sandman
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:58:14): Jack and Jill Staring Bernie Sandler
Quit Your Stall-in (14:58:51): The top 1% of Adam Sandler Movies get 90% of the laughs
Quit Your Stall-in (14:58:53): That's not right
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:59:34): Why do Water Boy and Bill Madison get all the laughs while Jack and Jill and sinsiter 6 get none
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:00:56): I want movies to be like Mr Deeds, not to good not to bad, just average
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:01:31): did we just explain the wealth gap using adam sandler\xa0movies
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:02:41): Now lets tackle the war on terror using Ryan Gosling films
Quit Your Stall-in (15:05:06): Ya see, the history of the middle east is a lot like the notebook, it will make you cry, and people forget it easily so you have to constantly re-read it to them
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:06:00): http://imgur.com/a/IC5Sk
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:06:06): just look at this
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:09:09): http://imgur.com/a/30gAC
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:09:12): also nthis ]\\
Quit Your Stall-in (16:53:55): None
Noam Chumpsky (16:55:13): O man. Nothing pissed off Zach more than than a good, hearty chyeah boiiiiiii
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:12:55): Brian you on black people twitter agian?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:13:50): Is there a list of all the name changes we have had over the years?
Pol Pothead (17:15:20): Goddamn I hate corporate America
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:15:42): NO PETE, YOU ARE THE CHOOSEN ONEW
Noam Chumpsky (17:15:42): fsociety
Pol Pothead (17:15:50): I think I got like two more years in me
Pol Pothead (17:16:01): I can't take all this corporate BS
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:16:11): yea i feel like i only got a good 30-40 left in me
Pol Pothead (17:16:40): You are a better man than I
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:16:54): I just dont work in a normal enviroment
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:17:16): bunch of young slutty coeds free drinks and trips
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:17:25): nigga it like the real world
Pol Pothead (17:18:46): My company is not a captive finance company anymore, just a subsidiary. So we aren't technically the finance arm of HP, so there was a big town hall meeting today and I heard a few people talking about a hypothetical situation where we could be just bought out for our portfolio of customers
Pol Pothead (17:18:58): I'm just so sick of the corporate BS and lack of job security
Quit Your Stall-in (17:21:05): Damn dude that sucks
Pol Pothead (17:23:39): This is all speculation at this point based on some stuff the CEO hinted at but it still sucks
Pol Pothead (17:25:37): Since HP is spinning off a lot of their divisions
Quit Your Stall-in (17:51:34): Fucked up they'd sell your customer list and lay you guys off just to make a quick buck for the investors and owners. That sucks. They give you any kind of time frame?
Pol Pothead (18:10:26): No this is just some observations
Pol Pothead (18:11:02): Basically it seems like we are going off into a certain direction and this is just rumors about potentially where the future might lead
Pol Pothead (18:11:24): It's more about the volatile nature of business than some execs paying off a yacht
Quit Your Stall-in (18:11:29): Looking for a new job in case or anything?
Quit Your Stall-in (18:11:57): I did hear recently HP no longer will allow 3rd party ink in their printers to the dismay of many redditors
Pol Pothead (18:17:54): No that'd be silly. We are still a very profitable company and in the chance this even did happen it wouldn't be for a little while
Pol Pothead (18:18:24): It's just the way some people are interpreting things based on how the CEO and HP's CFO said things in the town hall meeting
Quit Your Stall-in (18:19:23): What did the ceo and cfo say?
Pol Pothead (18:23:31): CEO gave a speech on adaptability and answer questions about the captive finance thing. Then he read a quote from a book about adaptability which is apparently unusual for him. Plus he was saying some historical stuff about how HP motivated us to raise our RoE which people speculate is another possibility in the future, that HP demands more
Pol Pothead (18:23:44): It's a lot of little things people have noticed
Pol Pothead (18:23:58): Basically just that the future is uncertain
Quit Your Stall-in (18:26:03): Yea I can see why people would take that very poorly
Quit Your Stall-in (18:33:16): looking at the stock info now
Quit Your Stall-in (18:34:04): the price looks good and is increasing but their revenue has been on a decreasing trend for the past few years. somehow they've managed increasing profits though so they're cutting expenses somewhere. \xa0also they're apparently terrible investors, their acquisitions are cost them 5 billion last year
Pol Pothead (18:36:16): They bought Aruba
Quit Your Stall-in (18:36:23): they also just gained a shit ton of long term debt. from 300k to 15 million in the last year and their stock price/earnings is much higher than industry average
Pol Pothead (18:36:57): Are you looking at HP or HPE?
Quit Your Stall-in (18:37:12): i was looking at HPE
Pol Pothead (18:37:18): Ah
Quit Your Stall-in (18:37:22): is that incorrect?
Pol Pothead (18:37:27): No that's me
Quit Your Stall-in (18:37:59): margaret c whitmans the ceo and catherine lesjak the cfo?
Quit Your Stall-in (18:40:14): good news is there's no selling off of stock at least recently so thats good and the stock price/sales ratio is good, but their price to cash flow looks inflated
Quit Your Stall-in (18:40:16): so all in all
Quit Your Stall-in (18:40:20): i have no idea what is going on
Quit Your Stall-in (18:41:55): analyst say the stock is overweight
Quit Your Stall-in (18:42:02): but that is actually a good thing apparnetly
Noam Chumpsky (18:42:45): So what you're saying is they're cultivating mass...
Quit Your Stall-in (18:42:57): oh yea tons of it
Quit Your Stall-in (18:45:29): None
Quit Your Stall-in (18:47:40): oh sorry this report card is just by one schlub benjamin graham. not everyone is as negative as him
Pol Pothead (18:48:01): I blew it
Quit Your Stall-in (18:48:24): tell the bossman you're shorting him
Quit Your Stall-in (18:48:47): i'm betting against you mr boss man
Quit Your Stall-in (18:49:00): nevermind i meant mrs boss man
Quit Your Stall-in (18:49:03): what a progressive company
Quit Your Stall-in (18:50:48): did your company buy something huge in 2015 im just trying to find why their debt jumped from the equivalent of 6 student loans to 15 milion
Pol Pothead (18:53:52): I work for HPE Financial Services, it's a separate company
Quit Your Stall-in (18:54:04): separate stock?
Pol Pothead (18:54:09): And HPE bought Aruba
Pol Pothead (18:54:13): For over a billion
Quit Your Stall-in (18:54:28): ah I see that now
Pol Pothead (18:54:31): It's some location based mobile tech thing
Quit Your Stall-in (18:54:50): yea aruba networks apparently
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:56:12): My work event is soonish we by mountain gay
Quit Your Stall-in (18:56:29): oh the gay straight ally mixer?
Noam Chumpsky (18:57:00): Ally or alley?
Noam Chumpsky (18:57:10): This an alley mixer?
Pol Pothead (18:59:09): Gay mountain huh
Quit Your Stall-in (19:00:01): break that back boy
Quit Your Stall-in (19:58:01): http://imgur.com/a/cyl9m
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:07:39): No not the faggot mixer
Noam Chumpsky (20:10:12): that sounds like an oversized blender you'd find in a Middle Eastern country
Pol Pothead (20:18:03): The faggot mixer calls for more gay blood
Friday, 23 September 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (06:44:58): Damn I'm pretty
Pol Pothead (07:32:01): Is that hoboken
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:45:09): Nah lower Manhattan
Pol Pothead (07:45:47): Sub Manhattan with the mole people?
Quit Your Stall-in (09:05:17): You look like your name should be Blake or maybe Preston
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:06:56): Chansey
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:09:45): https://i.reddituploads.com/8a43ac91a09d45409cbea86fc9114fb4?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=c40ef5df29d56ae9ed4a5ab264bac0aa
Quit Your Stall-in (09:11:11): Hey Uncle Kracker, you know that new booty hole sexual sound you've been looking? Well listen to this!
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:42:25): Hey Uncle, Unlce its your nephew, Nephew cracker
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:54:16): The girl at the office that hates me is being really nice to me. I dont know if its a trick or not.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:55:27): is she trying to gain my confiendce to destroy me on the inside
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:55:31): does she want the D
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:55:38): I DONT KNOW WHO AM I
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:56:05): http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/dvdboxart/20893/p20893_d_v8_aa.jpg
Quit Your Stall-in (09:56:31): WHO AM IIIIIIIIIIIIII
Quit Your Stall-in (09:56:35): why does this girl hate you lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:58:27): she said i want everyone to be talking about me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:58:36): which is wrong
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:58:59): I want everyone to talk about how much puss i slay and how much i bench
Quit Your Stall-in (09:59:22): tell her you don't hate cause she stinks, she stinks cause you hate her
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:00:08): like she aint bad
Quit Your Stall-in (10:01:00): be wary. she just wants to steal your gains
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:01:59): NOT MY GAME
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:27:22): I had some bomb as BBQ last night
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:27:28): It's from Brooklyn
Quit Your Stall-in (10:28:53): what did you get
Quit Your Stall-in (10:29:09): brisket or bust
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:29:23): It was buffer style. I had brisket that rivlled my moms. Pulled part. Ribs. Mac and cheese
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:29:32): Moist ass corn bread
Quit Your Stall-in (10:29:39): damn i fucking love bbq
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:29:44): I came a little
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:29:53): There's one on Manhattan
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:29:57): I recommend it
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:31:06): You ever follow an ex on Instagram and they take a selfie of her face and you laugh when you realized that you have cum on her face
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:31:13): Or am I just weird
Quit Your Stall-in (10:33:42): "an ex told me she gave me the best years of her life\nI saw a recent picture of her I guess she was right"
Quit Your Stall-in (10:37:13): Thats from Kanyward Westingham
Pol Pothead (10:52:42): Truly the voice of a generation
Quit Your Stall-in (10:58:42): honestly I've been listening to the life of pablo for months now lol spotify is just a kanye west listening app for me at the moment
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:43:08): that 3 fictional character thing
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:43:13): i would marcus fenix
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:43:16): dom santigao
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:43:23): and duke nukem
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:43:42): wait no
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:43:48): trade duke for the
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:43:50): COLE TRAIN
Pol Pothead (12:12:57): I would have you as Johnny Bravo / Mac from Sunny / Peter Parker from that scene in Spiderman 3 where he's walking down the street to jazz music and point finger guns at all the girls
Quit Your Stall-in (12:15:30): that's pretty spot on I think for marc lol
Quit Your Stall-in (12:17:04): for josh
Pol Pothead (12:18:14): hmmm
Quit Your Stall-in (12:18:30): Dennis from Sunny, Toby from the Office, and the non charlie day scientist from pacific rim who's all about the science
Quit Your Stall-in (12:18:54): but eventually in the end learns something about science and more ultimately, himself
Pol Pothead (12:19:54): Larry David from Curb / Donnie Darko for his interest in time travel / Jason Ellis for the bird rape
Quit Your Stall-in (12:20:08): thats better
Pol Pothead (12:20:09): jason ellis is basically a ficitonal chracter
Quit Your Stall-in (12:20:17): Larry David definitely
Quit Your Stall-in (12:20:55): Actually Oscar from the Office
Pol Pothead (12:21:03): yea cuz he's GAY
Quit Your Stall-in (12:21:05): Larry David, Oscar the Accountant, and Jason Ellis
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:21:07): II get the first too for me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:21:15): why emo peter parker
Pol Pothead (12:21:17): well i forgot it has to be fictional characters so jason ellis has to go
Pol Pothead (12:21:25): larry david can stay since he's a character
Pol Pothead (12:21:36): I think if you say Oscar it has to be late season oscar
Pol Pothead (12:21:42): early season one is just a gay accountant
Quit Your Stall-in (12:21:47): oscar for the nitpicking of details. "Actually....."
Quit Your Stall-in (12:21:47): true
Pol Pothead (12:22:00): Actually Oscar, there you go
Quit Your Stall-in (12:23:28): i feel with these things you have to have someone else do you
Quit Your Stall-in (12:23:38): otherwise you'll just pick good characters for yourself
Pol Pothead (12:25:09): i'm don draper (for my style and business acumen) / john mcclane (for my daring stunts) / tyler durden (washboard abs)
Pol Pothead (12:25:26): since i'm basically an alpha male
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:28:25): Pete you are
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:28:50): Chandler from Friends
Quit Your Stall-in (12:29:06): im like Jonah hill from 22 jump street for his betaness/jonah hill from 23 jump street for his betaness/ jonah hill in real life for his weight fluctuations
Pol Pothead (12:29:35): which one is chandler, is he the jewish guy
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:29:42): thats ross
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:30:18): Dave Franco from 22 jump street
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:31:03): and bill hader from super bad
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:31:24): just normal people brought into weird situations by Joey( Me)
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:31:33): Seth Rogan (Josh)
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:31:42): and Jonah Hill ( Brian)
Pol Pothead (12:31:48): im not that normal
Quit Your Stall-in (12:32:01): lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:32:02): you the most normal
Pol Pothead (12:32:02): or motivated
Quit Your Stall-in (12:32:06): i really don't want to be jonah hill
Quit Your Stall-in (12:32:15): i'd rather just be dead
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:32:15): Shut up piggy
Pol Pothead (12:32:16): no i'm just "normal presenting'
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:32:20): oink oink oink
Quit Your Stall-in (12:32:45): you're gonna body shame me into a six pac
Quit Your Stall-in (12:32:48): thank you
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:32:54): 12 pac bitch
Quit Your Stall-in (12:33:08): hope this doesnt' eventually turn into an eating disorder down the road
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:33:11): You gunna die, but gunna\xa0get those Jesus abs
Quit Your Stall-in (12:33:12): but only oen way to find out
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:33:40): I hope this doesnt awaken naything in me
Pol Pothead (12:33:54): i'm comic book guy (for my love of arguing about nerdy shit on the internet) / marshall from HIMYM (for my love of smoking that dank ass kush and desire to be a boring husband) / Peter from Office Space (since I've already burned out on office life and life in general)
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:34:30): am i barney if we are hiymym
Quit Your Stall-in (12:34:37): damn Peter from Office Space is great
Quit Your Stall-in (12:34:50): you're the most barney-esque out of us
Quit Your Stall-in (12:34:54): so sure you can have it
Quit Your Stall-in (12:35:02): im Ted cause im a fag and nobody likes me
Pol Pothead (12:35:03): you know what, i'll give you barney
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:35:12): brian you are ted
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:35:14): and josh
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:35:16): robin
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:35:21): casue we know you fucking
Pol Pothead (12:35:24): josh is robin because he's a hot little number
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:35:33): and cnadian
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:35:38): and a pop star
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:36:06): there is video proof of Josh saying "no im gay too"
Quit Your Stall-in (12:36:38): yea then his friends made a montage of that little clip into a minute titled "Josh is gay" where they just replayed it over and over lol
Noam Chumpsky (12:37:24): I have no idea what you're all taking about with this character thing
Pol Pothead (12:37:35): it's some stupid facebook fad
Pol Pothead (12:37:42): you just pick 3 fictional characters that describe you
Pol Pothead (12:38:01): marc envisions himself as 75% of the cast of the video game Gears of War
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:38:12): but we all know im Baird
Pol Pothead (12:38:21): no you're Cole
Pol Pothead (12:38:24): Wooo
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:38:27): but i look like anya
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:38:50): well delta is 4 guy
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:38:57): we know Brian is Dom
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:39:02): Josh Marcus
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:39:08): casue that bromance is alive
Quit Your Stall-in (12:39:11): i like to think of myself as Jim from the office but I know deep down I'm just Ryan
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:39:13): Ill be cole
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:39:21): and Pete Baird
Pol Pothead (12:44:06): brian is The Dude / Ryan from The Office
Pol Pothead (12:44:09): need a solid third
Pol Pothead (12:44:54): ooh
Pol Pothead (12:45:13): the characterization of john nash in a beautiful mind
Pol Pothead (12:45:18): before he finds out he's schizophrenic
Pol Pothead (12:45:31): and he's just writing math formulas for how girls pick out guys to hook up with
Pol Pothead (12:47:06): His inspiration comes when he and his fellow graduate students discuss how to approach a group of women at a bar. Hansen quotes Adam Smith and advocates "every man for himself", but Nash argues that a cooperative approach would lead to better chances of success. Nash develops a new concept of governing dynamics and publishes an article on this.
Quit Your Stall-in (12:47:08): ill take it lol
Pol Pothead (12:47:13): yea thats brian lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:52:56): losers try there best
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:53:04): winners go home and fuick the prom queen
Quit Your Stall-in (12:53:35): Can't wait to realize you're all figment of my imagination
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:53:55): if you imagined me, then you fucked up in the head
Pol Pothead (12:58:58): that is a good argument against solopism
Pol Pothead (12:59:09): how do you explain marc
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:01:51): I wanna hear this
Quit Your Stall-in (13:57:42): its like
Quit Your Stall-in (13:57:48): if god is real
Quit Your Stall-in (13:58:12): explain this
Quit Your Stall-in (14:01:38): damn im trying to post a pic of a weird ass looking animal but it wont work lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:06:42): hey dont make fun og Josh's mom
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:07:18): http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/eincyclopedia/images/9/98/Burn!_kelso.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130926150934
Quit Your Stall-in (14:13:54): klassic kelso
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:18:14): Klassic Kelso Kombo
Quit Your Stall-in (14:19:34): hey Kelso, kool kloth you got over your head
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:20:44): Its pointy like a penis
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:37:56): you think the artist of V for Vendetta made the guiy fawkes mask and wondered, I hope oneday\xa0this becomes the symbol of fat virgirns
Noam Chumpsky (14:43:51): You mean Alan Moore. Same guy that wrote Watchmen. You need look no further than Alan Moore to find said fat virgin
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:44:43): hes more a death metal guy
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:44:45): they get chicks
Noam Chumpsky (14:44:49): In fact, this fag right here has a tattoo inspired by said fat virgin.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:45:28): Im gunna\xa0say this right here right now
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:45:32): watchman
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:45:36): overrated
Noam Chumpsky (14:45:36): None
Noam Chumpsky (14:46:49): Book no. Movie, kinda. They went a little too gory. Took away from a lot of the narrative in the book.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:47:23): didnt load
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:47:25): cant see pic
Noam Chumpsky (14:49:01): Just search Alan Moore on Google. Gay fat virgin nerd
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:50:18): just search Roger Moore on Google. BAMF
Noam Chumpsky (16:48:43): peeps doing shit later?
Quit Your Stall-in (16:52:57): i will have to get back to you on that
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:00:12): Also Pete that's my wedding date
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:00:12): Don't forget to watch threesome porn tonight boys
Quit Your Stall-in (17:02:43): what about Buy-sexual visibility \ufffd thats the name for legalizing prostitution movement, or it should be
Pol Pothead (17:14:20): How much contact is allowed in DP porn before it becomes bisexual porn? This is crucial
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:06:40): Show this to Lori
Pol Pothead (18:07:48): Honestly I started at 135 too
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:08:08): You have to
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:08:31): And you can't put anything but a 45 on the bar until you dead 315
Pol Pothead (18:12:29): Honestly I don't deadlift anymore
Noam Chumpsky (18:14:17): When Brian and I were letting earlier this year, that was the one thing that worried me. Throwing out my back
Pol Pothead (18:15:19): It's safer than you think but one mistake can fuck you up if you aren't careful
Pol Pothead (18:15:44): When I first started lifting my form was crappy and I was putting a lot of weight on, and I ended up hurting my back
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:15:49): Belts good form and not going heavy everything
Pol Pothead (18:16:24): I'm not trying to be a power lifter or whatever so I don't care, I do a lot of dumbbell stuff and cables lately
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:17:09): All I got is my numbers.
Pol Pothead (18:18:07): I do alternative light and heavy weeks and it's a game changer
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:19:21): I do that but with chicks I bang
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:19:46): Maxed out at 315
Saturday, 24 September 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:06:31): The smithsoimian opened up a mueseum of African American culture and history. Some one said its rascist and where is the white history museums. Bitch that's the rest of the mueseum
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:10:00): The mentioned Geroge Washington Carver. If they mention he invented peanut butter I'm gunna be pissed
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:10:49): He invented over 500 things to do with penanuta. One of them wasn't penanuta butter.
Pol Pothead (11:13:54): That's just revisionist white man history
Pol Pothead (12:38:21): https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/23/trump-is-headed-for-a-win-says-professor-whos-predicted-30-years-of-presidential-outcomes-correctly/
Pol Pothead (12:38:42): batten down the hatches boys
Pol Pothead (12:39:15): this professor's methodology is actually kind of interesting
Quit Your Stall-in (12:47:36): Yea reading it now, it's pretty cool. Well see I'd it's right, or if he will have to add a new category - challenging candidate is a tv personality
Quit Your Stall-in (13:20:22): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQDZUl7XTAk
Pol Pothead (13:22:43): The freer the market, the warmer the earth
Pol Pothead (13:22:49): Here's another modern classic
Pol Pothead (13:23:16): https://youtu.be/COItiKtHWyg
Quit Your Stall-in (13:25:14): Lol libertarianism is such a trash ideology
Quit Your Stall-in (13:31:08): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYzCn_Aj4rE
Quit Your Stall-in (13:31:16): I feel like this guy would have a decent shot this election
Pol Pothead (13:35:04): My problem with libertarianism is the same with any adherents of only one political ideology, that when their political ideal has some kind of hole or inherent flaw in it, they do mental gymnastics to rationalize it
Pol Pothead (13:35:44): It is OK to not be right about everything all the time or have all the answers
Pol Pothead (13:36:15): Plus it's cute they did their own little debate
Quit Your Stall-in (13:47:30): I mean they acknowledge global warming and it's man made but don't want to do anything that would hinder businesses profits so, hey were gonna get eaten by the sun in a few bullion years and that's real global warming, so what's the point anyways
Quit Your Stall-in (13:48:26): Might as well make that cash now while we can lol. Idk I think if you agree global warming is real and it could end up killing us as a species, if you don't want to stop it you're kind of a fucking retard
Pol Pothead (13:52:08): Their problem here is that they can't mention doing anything to take care of global warming because it would contradict their libertarian stance
Pol Pothead (13:53:47): global warming is a scientific fact, the debate is over whether or not it's something to worry about and what we should do specifically
Pol Pothead (13:55:37): guess i'm just jaded towards politics in general at this point lol
Quit Your Stall-in (13:58:12): It's real we just need to embrace because of our ideology lol. Yea at least politics in america I agree. I was looking up communes earlier today lol. I just want to opt out
Pol Pothead (15:47:30): Let's start our own nation who's in
Noam Chumpsky (15:48:57): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUSACOPLuoA
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:05:03): When the world collapse into war. I need a hero. I need President Comacho
Noam Chumpsky (16:06:35): Trump will do
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:09:35): Did you see the promo where Hilary was literally wondering why she wasn't winning by 50 points
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:09:58): Can you imagine a normal candidate against her
Noam Chumpsky (16:10:26): Four years ago I assumed it'd be Jeb v shill
Quit Your Stall-in (16:10:27): Did not see that promo
Quit Your Stall-in (16:10:38): Jeb blew it
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:10:41): We all assumed that
Noam Chumpsky (16:10:48): I don't think he did
Noam Chumpsky (16:10:53): America did
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:11:07): Jeb didn't blow it. The trump tornado came in. Swept the Jeb off the stage
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:11:15): It's like prison.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:11:28): Trump came in and took down the biggest guy
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:11:37): Then the rest fell in line
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:12:32): Even Cruz supported trump now
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:12:47): America is officially retarded
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:13:03): Left or right. Everybody retarded
Noam Chumpsky (16:13:36): We need to start a new political paradigm. Up and down
Noam Chumpsky (16:13:47): Forward and back is too controversial
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:14:30): Or you know. Retarded and not retarded
Pol Pothead (16:14:32): Jeb is a mess
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:15:20): Jeb got knocked off his game plan. Came in thinking he had this. And then when trump just attacked him. He didn't know what to do.
Noam Chumpsky (16:16:41): Reddit.com/r/DonaldAndHobbes
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:20:15): It's a psychopath vs a sociopath
Sunday, 25 September 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:17:32): No hookups but casual dating. So you mean getting free dinner
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:34:00): She might be my dream girl. Time to bang her and never call her again
Pol Pothead (14:42:06): I don't know how you find these girls
Noam Chumpsky (14:43:25): Only thing I miss about a Facebook account is access to tinder
Pol Pothead (14:52:20): What about all those great Facebook memes?
Pol Pothead (14:53:06): When She Say She Like 90s Nickelodeon Bruhhhh \U0001f605\U0001f605\U0001f605
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:24:49): None
Quit Your Stall-in (17:25:22): What's wrong with this one?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:25:45): Nothing just super basic
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:26:10): None
Pol Pothead (17:26:23): She forgot to mention she likes dogs and loves to laugh
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:27:44): If I don't swipe right I'm transphobic. Right
Quit Your Stall-in (17:30:25): What's the term for a basic man
Quit Your Stall-in (17:30:36): I only hear basic for women typically
Pol Pothead (17:31:19): bro
Pol Pothead (17:31:21): dudebro
Pol Pothead (17:31:21): etc
Quit Your Stall-in (17:32:21): So "she's basic" = "he's a bro"
Pol Pothead (17:33:22): yea
Pol Pothead (17:34:08): To some they drink their PSLs as a badge of honor
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:48:22): I take offense to that
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:17:01): https://www.waifupillows.com/
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:17:22): Pick which one you want your tour bachelor party Pete
Noam Chumpsky (20:24:24): Damn. Jesse gon be jealous.
Pol Pothead (20:35:45): I want to tell her I'm working late and then take one of these with me to Applebee's
Monday, 26 September 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (04:58:06): None
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:04:32): Holy shit Michael Gilbert looks like a straight up hippie and wearing a Canadian tuxedo
Pol Pothead (08:05:40): Apparently he got married recently
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:06:26): What a loser. Who gets married. Right fellas
Pol Pothead (08:07:00): For me it is all a ruse
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:07:44): Getting half dat teacher money
Pol Pothead (08:15:09): All I have to do is sign that marriage license and then that 15k a year before taxes is MINE
Quit Your Stall-in (08:38:23): Then you find a new woman and a new 15k
Quit Your Stall-in (08:38:50): Goodbye slave wage hello alimony
Quit Your Stall-in (08:53:35): "Brand trump and brand clinton won't be the only brands on stage tonight" -npr. I like the admission were essentially voting between two companies. Can't wait for Walmart to run next cycle lol.
Quit Your Stall-in (08:55:08): You think Trumps gonna be a dick or try to play nice tonight
Pol Pothead (09:00:45): Play nice
Quit Your Stall-in (09:02:03): I think so too but I hope he doesnt. I want to see him get under her reptilian skin
Quit Your Stall-in (09:02:08): Not that he also isn't a reptile
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:10:01): Trumps a mole person
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:10:09): God Brian, dont you know anything
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:14:05): Moles are near sighted so they think that hair looks good
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:20:32): I think this debate is going to be the inverse of what people think
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:20:44): I think Clinton is going to hit trump hard
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:20:47): and fast
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:21:03): and will either crack or hold strong
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:21:07): like his wall
Quit Your Stall-in (10:21:39): yea I think Clinton will try to get under his skin
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:21:44): Donald Trump is the wall and hillary is the Mexican Rapist Muuders\xa0and theives, and some good people trying to get through
Quit Your Stall-in (10:21:44): I'm sure she has some prepared zingers
Quit Your Stall-in (10:21:59): those good people? Albert "Bernie Sanders" Einstein
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:22:15): and Jesus
Noam Chumpsky (10:22:34): She's definitely going to attack. Relentlessly. She's ruthless. And well studied. If she can get under his skin at any point, she wins
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:22:54): yea, its gunna come down to trumps defence
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:23:08): Panthers vs the Broncos
Quit Your Stall-in (10:23:18): People are thinking Trump is gonna be graded on a curve like George W. Bush. As long as he holds it in and doesn't make a dookie on the floor, he wins.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:23:20): sorry you people dont watch footbale
Noam Chumpsky (10:23:23): Trump's defense is weak to substance
Pol Pothead (10:26:45): To me I think this debate will be a lot like yesterday's Green Bay Packers vs Detroit Lions game. I'm not going to watch it
Noam Chumpsky (10:27:05): Pete
Noam Chumpsky (10:27:12): You have to watch
Pol Pothead (10:27:30): lol i might
Pol Pothead (10:27:36): i just wanted to rile up Marc
Quit Your Stall-in (10:27:36): cmon everybody
Quit Your Stall-in (10:27:42): lets smoke a fat blunt and watch the debate
Pol Pothead (10:27:50): - Gary Johnson
Noam Chumpsky (10:27:55): Imagine if Trump walks off the stage cause he's all pissy
Noam Chumpsky (10:28:04): You wanna miss that?
Quit Your Stall-in (10:28:12): I doub't that
Quit Your Stall-in (10:28:15): doubt*
Quit Your Stall-in (10:28:21): Imagine hillary has an episode on stage though
Quit Your Stall-in (10:28:26): and has to bernie at weekends off
Noam Chumpsky (10:28:48): "Trump by default!"
Pol Pothead (10:29:42): my mom told me yesterday how there was some interview with hillary and while she was speaking her eyes started lookin g in two different directions
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:29:48): Watch the Debate on CNN
Pol Pothead (10:29:49): this election is fucking insane, this country has gone off the rails
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:29:53): i have a few units running
Noam Chumpsky (10:30:18): Nah. ABC is fact checking live
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:30:40): Well Brian Watch the Pre and Post debate on CNN
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:30:46): get me those sweet sweet ratings
Quit Your Stall-in (10:31:08): my mom will have the neilsen beeper things, ill let her know
Quit Your Stall-in (10:31:14): or just put them in front of a TV on CNN
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:31:15): Pete, Josh you are worthless to me
Quit Your Stall-in (10:31:15): got you \ufffd
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:32:03): I never thought id say this, but Mrs K and Steve are the most important assets i have
Pol Pothead (10:32:24): your job depends on Steve watching conspiracy shows at 4am
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:40:57): if i buy the show, then yes
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:41:01): yes it does
Quit Your Stall-in (10:46:14): Does your company have stats on online shows? Like Alex Jones radio show?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:55:54): we do, but not my department
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:56:19): my company has a hand in all media
Quit Your Stall-in (11:43:07): did you know the IRS can suspend your license if you're under audit
Quit Your Stall-in (11:43:09): shit is fucked up
Noam Chumpsky (11:44:08): Where'd you get that gas money, huh?
Quit Your Stall-in (11:44:31): It's all fun and games till you game the Tax Man
Quit Your Stall-in (11:44:47): it's fucked up too cause their audit is completely retarded and nonsensical
Quit Your Stall-in (11:44:56): and they were about to suspend it again
Quit Your Stall-in (11:45:52): and no one even checked the status of the audit despite us requesting it multiple times. its bureaucracy at it's worst. dude was about to have his license suspended again because the IRS was too lazy to investigate it's own audit, which if they looked at would see is completely baseless. \xa0he might owe some money, but it's not more than a few grand. its insane
Quit Your Stall-in (12:06:20): remember you're guilty till proven innocent by the IRS lol
Pol Pothead (12:07:12): don't get audited fellas
Quit Your Stall-in (12:07:46): and if you do come to me lol
Quit Your Stall-in (12:08:09): seriously an accountant will charge you 250 an hour just to add your bank statements essentially
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:09:05): and they say im the criminal for murdering those homeless people
Pol Pothead (12:10:38): i got a 9mm solution to your homeless problem right here, california
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:26:56): IT MY DICK
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:27:00): MIRCO PENIS
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:45:13): http://imgur.com/HShQ3i5
Noam Chumpsky (12:45:54): I don't get it
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:46:12): brian does
Quit Your Stall-in (12:46:12): josh you're so white sometimes
Pol Pothead (12:46:22): Lol
Quit Your Stall-in (12:46:46): mcdonalds ice cream machines have a notorious reputation for being broken almost all the time
Pol Pothead (12:47:52): Sorry we can't all afford haggan das JOSH
Pol Pothead (12:48:07): We have to eat McDonald's das
Noam Chumpsky (12:48:21): Mickey daas
Noam Chumpsky (12:48:52): So the mcflurry is unreliable?
Noam Chumpsky (12:49:06): However will the plebs get their sugar
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:52:53): by fucking McChickens duh
Pol Pothead (12:53:33): i need my beetus and i need it now
Quit Your Stall-in (13:00:13): it's my beetus and I need it now!
Quit Your Stall-in (13:00:34): this should go to the J G Wentworth commercial theme song lol
Quit Your Stall-in (13:00:44): 877 beetus now
Pol Pothead (13:00:54): I have type 2 diabetes and I need McFlurries now
Pol Pothead (13:01:15): Call JG Wentworth, 877 Beetus Now
Quit Your Stall-in (13:01:29): JG Wentworth is also a beetus doctor
Quit Your Stall-in (13:01:33): he's got a racket going
Pol Pothead (13:01:43): damn man
Pol Pothead (13:01:52): my coworkers are talking about weight loss surgery
Quit Your Stall-in (13:02:26): I remeber once in health class, Varun did a diabetes presentation and he used the family guy clip where that old actor calls it "Beetus" over and over as his "educational video" requirement. he got an A+ lol
Quit Your Stall-in (13:02:38): I'm convinced no one cares less about their jobs than high school health teachers
Pol Pothead (13:04:40): without a doubt
Pol Pothead (13:04:50): we watched the McStroke episode of family guy in health class
Pol Pothead (13:05:05): and i remember ms pisano turned it off like halfway through because she realized this was not good to show a class
Quit Your Stall-in (13:05:55): what weight loss surgery are your cowalkers on about
Quit Your Stall-in (13:06:03): I have my own weightloss regimes
Quit Your Stall-in (13:06:11): its filled with fork-put downs and plate-push aways
Pol Pothead (13:06:16): oh idk
Pol Pothead (13:06:20): theyre just talking about dieting
Pol Pothead (13:06:26): and what their doctors are telling them about options
Quit Your Stall-in (13:06:47): "well there is diet and exericse" "nah, what are your crazy surgical options doc?"
Pol Pothead (13:07:15): one was telling me how it gets harder to lose weight as they get older
Pol Pothead (13:07:18): i said Biiiiitch
Quit Your Stall-in (13:07:56): its called my fitness pal motherfucker do you track it
Pol Pothead (13:08:25): you know i do give them some credit
Pol Pothead (13:08:32): if you're like 40+ and have kids and work full time and all that shit
Pol Pothead (13:08:37): i'm sure it's harder to keep off weight
Quit Your Stall-in (13:08:39): i actually heard lori say "tee hee" when describing a cheat meal/snack she had. i was holy shit that does happen in real life
Pol Pothead (13:08:55): lori has rapidly become a crossfit stereotype
Pol Pothead (13:08:57): within like a week
Quit Your Stall-in (13:09:17): sure but i feel like i do less cooking now. i literally eat salads like 15+ times a week. it takes 5 miinutes max to make.
Noam Chumpsky (13:09:41): Fuck CrossFit, i lost thirty pounds without working out
Noam Chumpsky (13:09:49): It's a scam
Noam Chumpsky (13:10:07): Untied lifters union of America is scheming
Quit Your Stall-in (13:10:29): It's Big Muscle that's keeping us manlets by feeding us misinformation! Stay Woke, Stay Big
Pol Pothead (13:11:15): crossfit isn't abouut losing weight
Pol Pothead (13:11:26): it's about getting that body you've always wanted while feeling great doing it
Pol Pothead (13:11:35): lori's words not mine
Quit Your Stall-in (13:13:35): I mean good for her for doing something
Quit Your Stall-in (13:13:42): but she sure became a cult like disciple in no time flat
Pol Pothead (13:14:31): in like two days brian
Pol Pothead (13:14:45): even cults would be like "come on, slow down"
Pol Pothead (13:14:59): you have weeks before the mothership visits earth!
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:18:47): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6tTv_DEY7s
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:18:53): show this to loire
Quit Your Stall-in (13:19:01): lol
Quit Your Stall-in (13:19:55): i mean i don't want to bash her working out even if it is cross fit just because it's been a while she's worked out and something is better than nothing. don't want to discourage her or be a "hater"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:20:11): Ill do it
Quit Your Stall-in (13:20:17): otherwise her next insta post will be "I'm about proving the haters (my brother) wrong!"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:20:18): ill be the hater
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:20:41): Ill hate the fuck out here until she gets form down
Quit Your Stall-in (13:21:38): oh yea i've seen her form its not great, that I actually was gonna mention cause she will hurt something
Pol Pothead (13:22:57): honestly good for her that she's working out
Quit Your Stall-in (13:24:13): yea I don't want to be a dick to someone trying to lose weight/work out even if it is my own sister
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:30:19): Lori is going to be mayor of Snap City
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:30:46): crique her form bewfore she goes into ego lifting and hurts her self
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:30:54): Trust me, Im a gym bro
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:31:25): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gtjnL2DoFRk/maxresdefault.jpg\\
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:31:29): these are my peopel
Pol Pothead (13:31:30): better to be mayor of snap city than a lowly citizen of the straight back slums
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:31:44): said no one ever
Pol Pothead (13:33:43): what sounds cooler: "oh yea, i used to deadlift 450 but threw out my back" or "i deadlift 185 with good form! i eat pizza with a fork too!"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:35:19): What sounds cooler, I used to be able deadlift 450 an thrwo my back out
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:35:20): or
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:35:29): I can deadliftr 6000000000000000000 lbs with good form
Pol Pothead (13:35:41): well
Pol Pothead (13:35:51): if you throw your back out, you can tell weightlifting stories for the rest of your life
Pol Pothead (13:36:08): if you can lift trillions of pounds you have to keep going with it, you can't live off your high school accomplishments
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:36:11): Pete you want to retire on top, not be sidelined by injury
Pol Pothead (13:36:33): when we die, the only thing people will have to remember us by are our high school sports records
Quit Your Stall-in (13:36:37): "I could have been the next Rippertoe, if it wasn't for my pesky 3 slipped disks"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:37:01): "That sucks bro, time to go bang your wife"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:37:14): casue you cant
Pol Pothead (13:37:21): Oh yea, I used to have so much sex back in high school. I was the varsity captain.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:37:22): cause your weirner dont work
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:37:32): Hey I was a varisty casptian
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:37:37): and had 0 sex
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:37:39): so there
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:37:53): stupid Katie
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:38:11): no sex and i missed Half priced apps at applbees
Quit Your Stall-in (13:38:22): damn surprised you didn't kill yourself
Quit Your Stall-in (13:38:28): i had no sex but at least I had half priced apps
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:38:31): should have
Quit Your Stall-in (13:38:31): they kept me going
Pol Pothead (13:38:39): wait
Pol Pothead (13:38:44): did she not let you go to applebees
Pol Pothead (13:38:50): is this what i am getting from this discussion
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:39:07): Her family was killed by Mr Apple Bees
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:39:13): so she swore venguance
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:39:53): No, you guys used to go with Matt and Sean
Quit Your Stall-in (13:39:55): financial vengeance. They're never getting a dime out of me!
Quit Your Stall-in (13:40:02): lol yea I remember
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:40:11): FUCK YOUR POT STICKERs
Quit Your Stall-in (13:40:42): Sean's a cop now
Quit Your Stall-in (13:40:44): reminds me of this
Quit Your Stall-in (13:40:44): http://www.theonion.com/article/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove--33427
Pol Pothead (13:41:12): he was an unhinged kid
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:41:22): I would not be surpised it i heard sean murdered an unarmed black man
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:41:27): or white woman
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:41:29): or dog
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:41:33): ladyboy
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:41:41): pretty much anyone
Quit Your Stall-in (13:41:42): really its just a matter of time before he kills somethign or someone
Quit Your Stall-in (13:42:16): "You remember that kid with a knife collection who would practice throwing them at his closet door? Yea he protects us now"
Pol Pothead (13:42:32): i forgot all about the door thing
Quit Your Stall-in (13:42:39): Sean is the best anti-cop argument I have
Quit Your Stall-in (13:43:06): Also the blow dart
Quit Your Stall-in (13:43:12): and the air soft guns
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:43:18): Who is Dart
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:43:22): you mean Bart?
Quit Your Stall-in (13:43:54): No, he had like an actual blow dart you would blow in to shoot a dart out of
Quit Your Stall-in (13:44:03): like ace ventura 2 shit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:44:10): when nature calls?
Quit Your Stall-in (13:44:14): he did that at the closet door as well
Quit Your Stall-in (13:44:15): yea
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:45:06): why he so made at the closet
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:45:11): he trying to go back in
Quit Your Stall-in (13:46:42): either way doesn't it make you feel safer knowing he now has a gun and legal authority to kill
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:47:08): Welp, time to go riot in Caharellte
Noam Chumpsky (13:48:12): What
Quit Your Stall-in (13:49:04): To recap. me marc and pete had a mutual friend sean. Sean had an obsession with knives, blow darts, air soft, variety of weapons. \xa0Mentally he a little crazy in our opinion. \xa0He's now a cop.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:49:05): Charolette
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:49:17): None
Quit Your Stall-in (13:51:46): Open your mind Marc
Quit Your Stall-in (13:51:55): Maybe you're not a man, but a demi-queer man and you just don't know it yet
Pol Pothead (13:53:33): if you dont bang his butthole youre a bigot
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:12:00): http://imgur.com/a/0NAY4
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:10:14): https://i.reddituploads.com/f6c6bbd488ff4d3a8a3d27748f477c27?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=5e815fcc578302227930b357b50d2497
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:10:18): Makes you think
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:15:03): https://i.redd.it/9k19hbv5tpnx.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:15:31): We all know which one ill be
Noam Chumpsky (16:16:05): the one rocking the Guy Fieri backwards sunglasses look
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:17:02): You know me so well
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:17:19): plus he is the only one with a tie so you know he fancy
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:17:31): not like that guy in the middle
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:17:35): glasses and no ite
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:17:37): tie
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:17:41): what a bum
Noam Chumpsky (16:17:49): jabroni if you ask me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:21:41): http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/053/453/f5f.jpg
Noam Chumpsky (16:23:23): someone please elect me mayor
Noam Chumpsky (16:24:09): or at least to the council
Pol Pothead (16:26:27): I'm on it
Noam Chumpsky (16:26:49): put in a good word for me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:27:03): for edison or flavor town
Noam Chumpsky (16:27:12): flavortown shmuck
Noam Chumpsky (16:27:24): what good is edison
Noam Chumpsky (16:27:29): c'mon now
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:27:39): im on the town council of suplex city
Noam Chumpsky (16:27:59): say hi to Shawn Michaels and the rest of Degeneration X for me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:28:05): Mayor Lesnar keeps a tight shit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:28:08): ship
Noam Chumpsky (16:28:36): did NWO ever take over?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:28:36): they good Degerention X
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:28:51): or the shity one
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:28:52): and no
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:29:09): Vice Mayor Randall Orton stopped the merger
Noam Chumpsky (16:29:26): dang. well, maybe they'll fair better in flavortown
Noam Chumpsky (16:29:41): they did have quite the knack for spicing things up
Noam Chumpsky (16:29:54): what with their pelvic gyrations and what not
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:30:15): we are weard
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:30:18): weird
Noam Chumpsky (16:30:48): when you order the soup of the day from X-pac, he places the bowl on the table and shouts, "suck it!"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:31:35): you have rakishis rump roast?
Noam Chumpsky (16:33:20): Waiter, I'll have chef Scotty 2 Hotty's famous worm appetizer
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:34:00): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Hunter_Hearst_Helmsley_tailcoat.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:34:05): our watier
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:34:33): we are dining on the fine Chyna
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:36:18): Ill have your fineist Stone Cold Coors light please
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:38:17): Chyna looks like Jennifer Tiley and the hulk had a kid
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:38:19): RIP
Pol Pothead (16:39:01): Rip pimp c
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:45:37): my supervisor is a big wrestling fan so i started back up again since i dont want to watch basketball
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:47:20): I want to be Brock Lesnar
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:47:28): or at the very least Paul Heyman
Pol Pothead (16:48:42): Get out while.you can marc
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:49:39): wrestling or basketball
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:49:42): or the work
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:49:53): i can keep it a secert
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:50:01): from the outside world
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:50:13): i kept all those murders didnt i
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:14:52): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R5_SdjBJQw for real they should use these if they can get the rtights
Quit Your Stall-in (17:30:15): I just bought guy fieri bbq sauce he better take me to flavor town or I will flip my shit
Pol Pothead (17:34:34): Why would you do that
Pol Pothead (17:34:56): Has jabooty dubs taught you nothing
Quit Your Stall-in (18:04:09): Lowest carb count, the only Carolina bbq sauce that wasn't loaded with sugar. Then again it'd called Carolina #6 so I guess it took a few tries to get it right
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:26:08): I don't carb lol. I barb load
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:26:12): Load
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:29:27): I fucked that up
Quit Your Stall-in (19:57:15): Texas lawyer in a Nazi uniform opened fire in a mall
Quit Your Stall-in (19:57:23): 9 injured
Noam Chumpsky (19:58:05): This is happening now?
Quit Your Stall-in (19:58:30): http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/multiple-injuries-reported-shooting-houston-shopping-mall-article-1.2806725
Quit Your Stall-in (19:59:26): Happened earlier but I didn't hear about it till now
Noam Chumpsky (20:01:47): Damn
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:08:11): Tell me it wasn't the Texas Law Hawk
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:12:03): You can't legally buy a tommy gun
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:12:21): It's an automatic sub machine gun
Quit Your Stall-in (20:14:34): Marc you gonna make debate viewing?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:15:07): Can't. Just got home. Need to eat and sleep. Have fun though
Quit Your Stall-in (20:18:13): No probs
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:19:18): Watch the cnn pre show tell me what you think of the graves commercial
Tuesday, 27 September 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (05:09:19): How was the debate ?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (05:15:15): He has my vote
Pol Pothead (07:28:34): Real bad
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:47:37): Like good real bad. Like a blood bath. Or bad bad like your grandma is in the hospital we need you to fly home bad
Pol Pothead (07:57:11): Just depressing. It was a circus
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:05:55): Whomp
Pol Pothead (08:26:45): My cousin got interviewed by infowars while he was protesting the debate last night lol
Quit Your Stall-in (08:27:41): It was what I hoped for - essentially reality tv
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:33:34): We need some Reagan Obama debates
Quit Your Stall-in (08:33:36): You got a link regarding your cousin pete. What did he say?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:33:39): Go get zombie Reagan
Quit Your Stall-in (08:34:38): Trump kept mentioning reagan under the assumption on the third time he would magically appear
Pol Pothead (08:35:38): It's not really worth linking, nothing wild or crazy. My cousin was just talking about how Gary Johnson should have been in the debates, why he likes Johnson, etc
Quit Your Stall-in (08:37:01): Ah yea it would have been nice to hear an alternative point of view
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:13:50): https://i.redd.it/n1lwq5fkoznx.jpg
Quit Your Stall-in (09:18:28): Hahahahaha kill meeeeeeee
Pol Pothead (09:34:32): NPR this morning was going on and on about how everyone thought Hillary won that debate by a landslide
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:34:55): I think everyone lost
Pol Pothead (09:34:55): but I think it's interesting that all 3 of us and brian's parents seemed to think that Trump was ahead
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:35:08): America lost
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:35:55): From what I heard they didnt ask hillary baout emails or bENGAZHI
Pol Pothead (09:36:11): no he mentioned emails
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:36:13): but asked trump about the trump foundation
Pol Pothead (09:36:15): everyone cheered
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:36:41): like she done fucked up on tha
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:37:42): john oliver did a report on hte\xa0scandals and had to try so hard to make Trumps scandals look worse. "Now i know her accpeeting\xa02.5 million from russa\xa0and thats the same day we sold them a urnianm\xa0mine, But trump he spoetn\xa0money on selttling lawsuits so yea
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:38:08): like you can like hillary
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:38:12): you can like trump
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:38:18): just take the good with the bad
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:38:49): thats any candiate, you might not like everything they say but if its cloests to what you belive go for it
Pol Pothead (09:38:49): they're just two completely different kinds of bad
Pol Pothead (09:38:54): well not completely
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:39:04): both are bat shit crazy
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:39:25): one just has 30 years of being in politics of being batshit crazy
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:39:37): Trump wants to be presdient for shits a giggles
Pol Pothead (09:39:44): they both want it for shits and giggles
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:39:46): Hillairy wants to be in the history boobs
Pol Pothead (09:39:48): legacy, power etc
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:39:53): books not bbobs
Pol Pothead (09:40:00): they're both rich and successful beyond any ordinary measure
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:40:32): Hillary just wants to be first, Obama was teh first black president
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:40:39): he didnt run on being black
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:40:58): never said if Romeny wins you will lose what it means to be black
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:41:20): obama is a great leader and just need to regin the country by in these last few months
Pol Pothead (09:43:11): what did obama even do lol
Pol Pothead (09:43:24): besides plow michelle obama in the lincoln bedroom
Pol Pothead (09:43:26): i know i would have
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:43:36): thats all we asked of him
Quit Your Stall-in (09:44:00): No one ever pays me in Michelle Obama sexual favors :(
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:45:01): id say michelle was bangable
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:45:07): and lady beard johnson
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:45:14): martha washington
Quit Your Stall-in (09:45:19): Obama pushed the democratic party more right by normalizing drone strikes, never doing anyrhing about Marijuana like promised, gitmo is still open, income in quality got worse after quantitative easing of 08
Pol Pothead (09:45:41): he barely got universal healthcare passed
Quit Your Stall-in (09:45:51): I hate both major parties so much. I don't think I'll ever cast another republican or democrat vote nationally
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:46:04): fuck it
Pol Pothead (09:46:08): aka throw your vote in the trash \ufffd
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:46:14): Im voting Steve karabinchak
Pol Pothead (09:46:17): just stop voting and caring, it's all over
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:46:32): "If we going down, lets make it quick"
Pol Pothead (09:46:35): this world is run by large corporations
Quit Your Stall-in (09:47:00): Music to my ears pete. Music that makes my ears bleed.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:47:21): and i cant wait to run a large cooperation
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:47:31): SYSTEMS RIGGED AND I CANT WAIT TO WIN IT
Quit Your Stall-in (09:48:03): Essentially the attitude that got us where we are today lol. I'm not poor just temporarily un-rich!
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:48:52): it was also the atuide of the industrial revelotion
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:48:55): prohibation
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:49:08): western expention
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:49:12): cave paintings
Quit Your Stall-in (09:52:49): All horrible except the cave paintings of boobs, I still have those in the spank bank
Pol Pothead (09:57:04): yea fuck the industrial revolution
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:59:46): yea fuck the advancements made to put us where we are as a society now
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:14:59): plus prohibition invented mixed drinks
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:15:12): imagine a world with out Mia Thias
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:15:23): I dont wanna live in that world
Pol Pothead (12:15:55): That is a good point
Pol Pothead (12:16:06): What are we without LITs
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:17:03): How many ugos would go unlaid with out mixed drinks
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:17:09): think of the childern
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:17:19): think of the bortions
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:28:45): http://i.imgur.com/V6PrmPV.jpg
Pol Pothead (12:46:18): The election is a lot better when there are feral cats playing king of the hill in the background
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:26:11): Guess who is back
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:01:58): http://www.adl.org/combating-hate/hate-on-display/c/pepe-the-frog.html?referrer=https://www.reddit.com/?count=25&after=t3_54rg7e
Noam Chumpsky (16:04:27): What harm can be done by putting a little Pepe in your step?
Quit Your Stall-in (16:07:14): Feels bad man
Pol Pothead (16:09:21): Lold at the "kill Jews man" picture
Wednesday, 28 September 2016
Pol Pothead (00:50:21): None
Noam Chumpsky (01:09:03): Ya got me
Noam Chumpsky (01:09:20): Secret atheist plot revealed.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (06:10:57): Can someone explain to me this bill to let 9/11 people sue Saudi Arabi
Quit Your Stall-in (07:40:42): It's so stupid imo
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:41:18): I don't get.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:41:31): I understand the attackers came from there
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:42:13): But it wasn't state sanctioned
Quit Your Stall-in (07:43:37): I forget if there was info directly linking the Saudi gov or not regarding funding or sleuthing. But even if passes, then other countries might pass similar legislation allowing their populace to sue us.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:44:21): Who would take this court case. The UN
Quit Your Stall-in (07:44:47): No idea tbh
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:45:11): And I'm gunna sue Canada. Fucking misleading me thinking there Taylor ham is some kinda fancy bacon
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:45:39): Fucking Canucks
Pol Pothead (07:47:02): It's called pork roll
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:49:56): Pork roll is thicker
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:50:10): Or that's what I always thought the difference was
Quit Your Stall-in (07:50:53): Pork roll is better anyways
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:51:31): I thought you get slices of Taylor ham on a sandwich. But you get a peice of pork roll
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:52:09): Taylor Swift Ham. Skinny. Pork Rolls is thic
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:52:26): Am I use that right. Some one call Jamal and ask him
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:52:51): I do love be those colorful hats he has.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:52:57): What are they called
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:53:10): Yamacka
Quit Your Stall-in (07:53:10): What's Ja Rule gotta say about this
Pol Pothead (07:55:21): "Who rules? Ja Rules!" - Ja "Rules" Rule
Quit Your Stall-in (08:04:37): Alright were gonna do this one by Ja Rules
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:07:58): You a loose cannon who doesn't play by ja rules
Pol Pothead (12:27:40): You faggettes doing anything Saturday?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:27:59): YOUR DAD
Pol Pothead (12:28:15): Thomas Sperlazzo is a saint!
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:28:28): but Saturday is actually my only free day so im good
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:28:36): down for what ever
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:28:45): Got a date friday and suite life sunday
Pol Pothead (12:29:31): Threesome with Zach and Cody?
Quit Your Stall-in (12:31:03): Don't think I'm doing much Saturday
Quit Your Stall-in (12:49:19): Just heard people in jury duty talking about diets, one woman is trying to lose weight so a guy who's getting lunch with her asks "do you want to get a salad or something then?" "No I'm not eating rabbit food" lol how did salads get such a bad rap
Noam Chumpsky (12:50:07): Cause these God damn liberals. That's why
Quit Your Stall-in (12:51:29): Even at my job I had two larger people refer to my lunches as rabbit food when I started bringing salads everyday lol.
Pol Pothead (12:51:35): Jessie says the same thing. It blows my mind
Quit Your Stall-in (12:53:36): The same person went on that free pancake days, national donut day etc are the reason we have a obesity epidemic. I was thinking that may be part of it, but I think this aversion to salad is another one lol
Pol Pothead (12:54:08): Well for most people salad is a diet food
Pol Pothead (12:54:22): It's just lettuce and vegetables they probably hate
Quit Your Stall-in (12:54:26): Bitch said she was trying to diet lol
Pol Pothead (12:54:42): Every woman says that
Pol Pothead (12:56:15): i don't get it, salads are delicious
Quit Your Stall-in (12:56:40): It's the bread of vegetables just put what you want on it lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:57:40): I love salads, but if you dont do them right you can burn out on them
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:57:53): like if you used the same indgredents and shit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:58:02): ot love smothering them in ranch and shit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:58:28): Solid Protien and mixed veggies on some romana or argulia
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:58:30): banging
Pol Pothead (12:59:07): problem is most people arent just cool with a lite dressing and veggies
Pol Pothead (12:59:15): so they throw in like fried chicken and blue cheese dressing
Quit Your Stall-in (12:59:21): I mean I get burning out but you need to eat them to burn out on them
Pol Pothead (12:59:22): and then it's worse than if they had a sandwich
Quit Your Stall-in (12:59:52): Lol I mostly use blue cheese ranch or ceaser
Pol Pothead (13:00:05): but you're doing keto
Pol Pothead (13:00:12): if you're not then you're just going to get fat lol
Quit Your Stall-in (13:00:26): True also I measure shit
Pol Pothead (13:00:41): the women i work with do that
Pol Pothead (13:00:53): they try and eat healthy, get a salad covered in ranch and croutons and chicken and shit
Pol Pothead (13:00:56): eat that for a week
Pol Pothead (13:01:03): and give up and do a fad thing, like some kind of 15 shakes a day diet
Quit Your Stall-in (13:01:04): It's super easy to add a extra tablespoon and bane extra 200 calories
Quit Your Stall-in (13:01:46): The 30 bananas a day diet lol
Quit Your Stall-in (13:01:55): Easily the most ridiculous one
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:02:00): fuck that bananan one
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:02:08): peopel will die of patosuim\xa0poisong
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:02:14): and being a faggot
Quit Your Stall-in (13:03:27): Also it's like 600 g of sugar a day lol
Pol Pothead (13:04:15): in the movie Big, was tom hank's love interest a pedophile?
Quit Your Stall-in (13:04:27): Yes
Pol Pothead (13:04:32): nice
Quit Your Stall-in (13:04:34): Personality wise at least
Pol Pothead (13:04:52): tom hanks character just looked like he was 30
Pol Pothead (13:05:01): that wont hold up in court
Quit Your Stall-in (13:05:24): You should have known he was under a gypsy curse, any reasonable person would have
Pol Pothead (13:05:48): Big 2 would be a great movie
Pol Pothead (13:06:12): It's a year later and Tom Hank's mom is suing the woman for statutory rape of her 12 year old son
Pol Pothead (13:06:29): main character is the defendant of the woman, who is out to prove that it was a gypsy curse
Pol Pothead (13:07:22): final scene would be them in the courtroom, the judge says to kid hanks "did you bang that hot 30 year old chick? nice"
Pol Pothead (13:07:29): court is adjourned
Pol Pothead (13:07:43): "where were these hot toy company execs when i was a kid!"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:08:07): listen havent we all banged a 12 year old in a 30 year old body
Quit Your Stall-in (13:09:11): "I'm a kid at heart!"-What pedophiles look for on dating profiles
Quit Your Stall-in (13:09:15): Bringo
Quit Your Stall-in (13:09:54): Did the love interst never notice Tom hanks had boy like interest or did she just think "oh men, they never grow up"
Pol Pothead (13:10:07): i mean she fucked him in his bunk bed
Pol Pothead (13:10:12): he had a ball pit in his house
Pol Pothead (13:10:22): he acted like a 12 year old child in every single aspect
Quit Your Stall-in (13:10:29): He's like "I want to play with my race cars!" And she's complaining later to her friends about all men car about are their hot wheels
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:10:48): maybe she just really wanted the D
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:11:09): and was tired of those stuffy new yorkers
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:11:17): and wanted a free spirit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:11:32): sure he was a little immature
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:11:40): but thats what made it special
Quit Your Stall-in (13:11:48): Man that movie as really fucked up when you examine it like this. There was definitely something wrong with that women, either pedophile tendencies or trying to reclaim the young love she never had, something was fucked in her head
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:11:52): thats her testomony
Quit Your Stall-in (13:12:05): "Annnnn guilty"
Quit Your Stall-in (13:12:10): Annnnnd*
Quit Your Stall-in (13:12:33): Face it lady you fucked a preteen
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:12:39): nice
Quit Your Stall-in (13:12:44): You're going to pound me in the ass prison
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:13:06): no she is going to broom stick in the pussy prison
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:13:16): no sex toys in prison
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:13:21): unless the gaurds bring them
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:13:29): ive seen many prison films
Pol Pothead (13:13:37): that kid became VP of a toy company in like a week
Pol Pothead (13:13:43): then fucked an adult woman
Quit Your Stall-in (13:13:58): And here I am smoking weed playing vidya
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:14:00): really makes you think what are we doinf
Pol Pothead (13:14:12): just solidifies the fact that women dont care about the fact that you act like you have severe autism if you have lots of money
Pol Pothead (13:14:40): man i wish i was big \ufffd
Quit Your Stall-in (13:14:48): Also it's a message on the incompetence of that toys company board if executives if a 12 year old broke into it in a week
Quit Your Stall-in (13:15:06): You can literally act like a child
Quit Your Stall-in (13:15:34): And if you have money and a ball pit, a woman fuck you even if you look like Tom hanks
Pol Pothead (13:17:28): takeaways from big: companies are run by fucking incompetent manchildren, all it takes to fuck a woman is to have lots of money and a ballpit in your house
Pol Pothead (13:17:34): GREAT MOVIE GUYS
Quit Your Stall-in (13:17:45): Onto the next one- small
Quit Your Stall-in (13:18:00): A grown man gets put into a child's body and gets bullied at school all over again
Pol Pothead (13:18:07): and has sex with a teacher
Quit Your Stall-in (13:18:21): Except he has the mind of a man and starts elaborate plans to really fuck the bullies
Pol Pothead (13:18:33): lolol
Pol Pothead (13:18:34): i love it
Pol Pothead (13:18:41): he's some burned out exec
Quit Your Stall-in (13:18:46): "You know why they call me small ms teacher? Let me show you why they dont"
Pol Pothead (13:18:47): "I wish I was a kid again. I miss those carefree days"
Pol Pothead (13:19:01): then he goes to school and is bullied for being a nerd and raped by his science teacher
Quit Your Stall-in (13:19:21): And at the end it's all "wow, children, business executives, I guess nobody has it easy"
Quit Your Stall-in (13:20:40): Hey teach, thanks for the lessons. All of them ;) I mean the sex lessons you pedo
Pol Pothead (13:21:22): wow we really do immediately jump to rape jokes
Quit Your Stall-in (13:21:38): Well this Is just statutory
Pol Pothead (13:21:58): well
Pol Pothead (13:21:59): is it rape
Pol Pothead (13:22:03): if an adult becomes a child
Noam Chumpsky (13:22:07): Papal rape is still the best rape
Quit Your Stall-in (13:22:08): And if bigs love interest was a pedo because he had the mind of a child, then the teacher wouldn't cause he has the mind of a man
Quit Your Stall-in (13:22:12): If say no
Pol Pothead (13:22:16): LOL
Quit Your Stall-in (13:22:17): Id*
Pol Pothead (13:22:20): so the science teacher walks free
Pol Pothead (13:22:26): but the woman tom hanks banged goes to prison for life
Quit Your Stall-in (13:22:29): Checkmate court
Quit Your Stall-in (13:22:42): Bet you didn't see this one coming judge
Quit Your Stall-in (13:22:49): I'm actually 50 years old in the body of a kid
Pol Pothead (13:22:57): in all my years as a judge, ive never seen a gypsy curse case quite like this one!
Quit Your Stall-in (13:23:11): At which point the teacher is like oh that's how he was giving me investing advice
Pol Pothead (13:23:29): no wonder he knew so much about home remodelling
Noam Chumpsky (13:23:35): So could a tard that's 40 with the mind of an eight year old be statutory raped by a woman?
Quit Your Stall-in (13:23:51): He was really handy around the house and kept chain smoking but I just thought that's how kids were these days
Pol Pothead (13:23:52): if he's mentally unfit to consent
Quit Your Stall-in (13:24:01): I mean that's come up before
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:24:04): da fuq did i miss
Pol Pothead (13:24:10): we are writing a rape movie
Quit Your Stall-in (13:24:16): And I think it is statutory
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:24:17): we were banging hot 30 somethings
Quit Your Stall-in (13:24:20): Yea scroll back
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:24:23): and now we pope raping
Quit Your Stall-in (13:24:25): It's the sequel to big, small
Pol Pothead (13:24:26): Big 2: Small
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:24:34): thats freak friday
Quit Your Stall-in (13:24:38): 2 Big 2 Small
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:24:41): or 17 again
Pol Pothead (13:24:44): they never sealed the deal in Freaky Friday
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:24:46): or 18 again
Pol Pothead (13:24:58): I looked into 13 going on 30
Pol Pothead (13:24:59): as the reversal
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:25:01): Zac Effron always seals the deal
Pol Pothead (13:25:04): but it turns out they learned from the Big loophole
Pol Pothead (13:25:10): and they made the 13 year old physically turn into a 30 year old
Pol Pothead (13:25:14): like she aged apparently
Quit Your Stall-in (13:25:17): This movie is about the repercussions in court after the body reversion
Quit Your Stall-in (13:25:53): A dude fucking a 30 year old with the mind of a 13 year old is definitely a pedo
Quit Your Stall-in (13:26:03): Therefore so is Tom hanks love interest
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:26:13): shes my wife stuck in my 12 year olds body, and my 12 year old is stuck in my wifes body
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:26:19): and i need to nut
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:26:24): so what was i gunna do
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:26:27): not nut
Quit Your Stall-in (13:26:35): What do you mean the internet?
Quit Your Stall-in (13:26:40): What's on there?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:27:07): why would i look up BBC i hate the english
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:27:36): anyone look up SAC?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:27:39): or MWC
Quit Your Stall-in (13:28:05): Either way it's fucked up, you fuck your daughter in your wife's body, or potentially take your daughters physical virginity by banging the wife in her body
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:28:25): you say fucked up I say party
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:28:40): WHO WANTS THERAPY
Pol Pothead (13:29:27): well
Pol Pothead (13:29:28): freaky friday
Pol Pothead (13:29:30): was especially freaky
Pol Pothead (13:29:34): because it was not almost pedophilia
Pol Pothead (13:29:39): but it was also almost incest
Quit Your Stall-in (13:33:17): At least it was a step dad I think though
Quit Your Stall-in (13:34:23): Ok so I got it
Quit Your Stall-in (13:35:21): Kevin Spacey is an overworked business executive who by a gypsy curse becomes a child. He then wonders into Christopher walkens pet store where he goes into the body of a dog, but it also turns out this dog is a werewolf
Pol Pothead (13:35:35): "Thank god this man that wanted to have sex with this teenage girl was just her step dad!"
Pol Pothead (13:35:44): I like it
Pol Pothead (13:43:08): http://imgur.com/lIiy6gK
Pol Pothead (13:43:25): this kid is going places, boys
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:43:48): all she needs is a meme
Quit Your Stall-in (14:55:21): Nothing like using your children to push your political message
Quit Your Stall-in (14:56:27): "Little Bobby here wonders why we've embraced neoliberal policies and have been to slow to follow Nordic policies of social democracy. He said that's why he wants bernie sanders!"
Pol Pothead (14:56:27): Yea I can't wait to do that
Pol Pothead (14:58:41): you guys will want to open your facebooks up again when i have kids because my libertarian son is going to be telling his prek class about how we need to privatize police because it's not fair that daddy has to pay the big bad government all this money when he only sees a statistically small amount of crime!
Noam Chumpsky (15:00:19): And who needs roads when we've got our 350 super duty trucks.
Noam Chumpsky (15:00:26): Can I get a truck Yeah
Quit Your Stall-in (15:53:21): Oh man there's something called the 67% movement, by fat women to get 67% of clothes in stores and pictures of models to be plus sized to reflect american women
Quit Your Stall-in (15:54:51): This woman on Npr called fat women the unseen/unheard majority. Idk I see em everywhere
Noam Chumpsky (15:55:53): ya know, i'm having a hard time as is being a straight white male. now you're telling me i have to worry about being a healthy weight....
Quit Your Stall-in (15:55:53): This story was brought up after a clinton trump thing. Clinton said trump was bad for calling an ex universe winner "Mrs piggy". Trump didn't apolgoize, he called into fox and said she won then gained a bunch of weight and it's a real problem lol
Noam Chumpsky (15:55:55): MAGA
Quit Your Stall-in (15:56:42): Oh man she called fat the other dirty f word and we need to not be afraid or attach stigma to it
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:57:03): Fuck them fatties
Quit Your Stall-in (15:57:06): Can't wait for the smoker and alcoholics acceptance movement
Quit Your Stall-in (15:57:48): #healthyatanylungcapacity
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:57:59): Like I'm fat. Weight 280. Wear 40 pants. Xl to XXL shirts. Wide. But I don't expect the world to change for me.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:58:08): And I don't want to be fat
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:58:14): And take steps to not be
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:58:30): If you can't fit in an airplane seat. That's your problem
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:58:47): I can fit comfortably and I'm larger the most Americans
Quit Your Stall-in (16:00:27): Another woman was complaining even the plus sized don't accurately represent her body and shape. But if your round like that your body shape is represented by the sun and moon so you can literally see it 24/7
Pol Pothead (16:01:21): # eff your beauty standards
Pol Pothead (16:02:42): None
Quit Your Stall-in (16:02:42): You know Facebook doesn't allow ads with scales or before/after pics anymore
Pol Pothead (16:03:38): Shhhh Facebook is safe, the scale can't get you here
Quit Your Stall-in (16:04:10): You're relationship with gravity is just a social construct
Noam Chumpsky (16:04:29): this whole safe space movement is being perpetuated by big pasta
Noam Chumpsky (16:05:13): Olive Garden is the #1 contributor to the Super PAC lobbying arm of big pasta and big bread
Quit Your Stall-in (16:05:43): Fat people should not be discriminated against or hated just for being fat, but the whole movement to push it as healthy/non harmful is ludicrous
Noam Chumpsky (16:05:47): Endless breadsticks means so much more than you can ever know
Quit Your Stall-in (16:06:20): It's Big Carbo-load
Pol Pothead (16:06:26): It means you can go there with a trash bag and fill that son of a bitch up
Pol Pothead (16:11:24): None
Pol Pothead (16:11:36): if you're not inspired then you're a fucking bigot
Quit Your Stall-in (16:11:44): The worst was the woman acknowledging women getting fatter with 67% now overweight or obese and the question isn't "why is this happening and how can we stop it" but "how can we market better to them in stores and appease them". Let's just keep lowering the bar
Noam Chumpsky (16:12:09): where's James Cameron when you need him
Quit Your Stall-in (16:13:34): No other minority draws attention to them self in such a way. I don't see any "this black guy is playing hockey and is inspiring others to do the same" lol
Pol Pothead (16:14:01): well
Pol Pothead (16:14:10): weight loss is actually impossible, that's the difference
Quit Your Stall-in (16:15:06): That makes it so much worse also it's not a minority, now being normal weight is technically the minority so technically we should be the ones making articles like this
Pol Pothead (16:15:24): no
Quit Your Stall-in (16:15:26): This normal sized man just ate 2 racks of ribs and is inspiring others to do the same
Pol Pothead (16:15:34): are we really going to complain that airplane seats are too big for us now
Pol Pothead (16:15:36): and too roomy
Quit Your Stall-in (16:15:50): Lol It'd be funny
Quit Your Stall-in (16:15:54): Omg pepe is on Npr
Quit Your Stall-in (16:15:59): Right now
Pol Pothead (16:16:04): god bless
Quit Your Stall-in (16:16:50): They just called pepe a currency on 4chan and reddit as though the pepe market was real lol
Pol Pothead (16:17:47): i want off this election's wild ride
Noam Chumpsky (16:17:51): The consistency with which media misunderstands popular internet culture never ceases to amaze me
Quit Your Stall-in (16:18:28): 40 more days till this hell is over
Pol Pothead (16:18:47): it's because the nerd world had a solid 10+ year digital jumpstart before the normies started using the internet and watching super hero movies
Noam Chumpsky (16:18:55): None
Pol Pothead (16:18:56): now they are trying to understand pepes and waifus
Pol Pothead (16:19:53): "My teammate in Counter Strike said he wants to rape my butthole. Is there a misogyny problem in the gaming sphere?"
Pol Pothead (16:20:01): no you r-tard they just think that's funny
Noam Chumpsky (16:20:17): https://www.instagram.com/p/BK5xv6zBm4q/
Quit Your Stall-in (16:20:20): There is though I would hate to be a woman online
Quit Your Stall-in (16:20:28): Especially in a game
Noam Chumpsky (16:20:35): Rick and Morty gets it
Noam Chumpsky (16:20:59): Ricks out for Harambe
Pol Pothead (16:21:57): be a G.I.R.L.
Pol Pothead (16:21:59): guy in real life
Pol Pothead (16:22:57): there was a great story on reddit about how this guy was pretending to be a woman in an MMORPG, and he met another woman who told him she was a lesbian. so they began this romantic relationship and were cybering online and stuff. turns out that they were both guys online pretending to be lesbians
Quit Your Stall-in (16:27:30): I remember that lol
Pol Pothead (16:45:10): http://www.vice.com/en_us/read/hw-what-will-replace-the-hipster-245?utm_source=vicefbusads&utm_campaign=0v30
Pol Pothead (16:45:13): so which one are you guys
Noam Chumpsky (16:45:42): fuckin VICE
Noam Chumpsky (16:45:56): as much I like their HBO shit, they are awful
Pol Pothead (16:46:03): yeah they are lol
Pol Pothead (16:46:26): they really went down the shitter when Gavin left and turned into Ronald Reagan
Quit Your Stall-in (16:47:20): This disgusts me lol. Buzzfeed level journalism
Pol Pothead (16:47:38): lol
Pol Pothead (16:47:48): you are using the phrase journalism too loosely
Quit Your Stall-in (16:47:59): I'm a Nu Bro though ;)
Quit Your Stall-in (16:48:05): Not really
Pol Pothead (16:48:15): I'm a gamergater!
Pol Pothead (16:48:18): Gamer Gator
Noam Chumpsky (16:48:26): Vice news uploaded these overtly biased videos yesterday to their youtube channel slamming Trump. They were in essence Super Deluxe videos. they were getting slammed in the comments on how the fuck could a NEWS agency call that news
Noam Chumpsky (16:48:57): took the videos down
Quit Your Stall-in (16:49:07): Lolol oh man I wonder if super deluxe did the debate
Pol Pothead (16:49:37): None
Noam Chumpsky (16:49:43): they did
Noam Chumpsky (16:49:44): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP2c0rDEFCk
Noam Chumpsky (16:49:58): its just eh
Quit Your Stall-in (16:50:00): I was about to post it lol
Pol Pothead (16:50:15): what drives me nuts about this whole debate thing
Pol Pothead (16:50:25): is that everyone is saying trump is this crazy wacky unstable bigot guy, which is fair
Pol Pothead (16:50:32): but then by response hillary is the nice good guy choice
Pol Pothead (16:50:46): we have to vote hillary or america is doomed!
Pol Pothead (16:51:04): there has to be a good guy and a bad guy but seems like nobody will admit it's two bad guys
Quit Your Stall-in (16:51:13): Yup lol. I saw Crack open a cold one and watch it all burn
Quit Your Stall-in (16:51:31): Idk 7/10 Americans are disatisfidd with both candidates
Pol Pothead (16:51:37): As much as I'd love a Goldman Sachs / Exxon / GE / etc presidency
Quit Your Stall-in (16:51:52): This is what happens when a small percentage votes in preliminaries
Pol Pothead (16:52:04): I miss Bernie
Pol Pothead (16:52:20): at least we knew he was circumcized
Quit Your Stall-in (16:52:25): 9% of eligible voters decided these are our options
Pol Pothead (16:52:38): Rock the Vote!
Pol Pothead (16:52:51): I want to go to one of those MTV celebrity voting campaigns
Pol Pothead (16:52:59): and be like Thanks guys! I'm going to vote now! Build that wall!
Quit Your Stall-in (16:53:24): Lol on bill o Reilly before the debate people were chanting build the wall
Pol Pothead (16:54:11): lolol
Pol Pothead (16:54:30): I've seen people in NJ talking about it and this blows my mind
Pol Pothead (16:54:41): are there even illegal mexicans in NJ
Quit Your Stall-in (16:55:14): Perth amboy
Pol Pothead (16:55:28): damn
Pol Pothead (16:55:30): just build a wall there
Pol Pothead (16:55:58): but i doubt illegal immigration is a big deal in the northeast compared t the south
Quit Your Stall-in (16:56:12): Lot of contractors use them it's pretty fucked up actually, they'll house a bunch of illegals in a house and pay then 50 a day for work, but they have to pay rent and if your sick you get kicked out
Noam Chumpsky (16:56:23): it would shock me if even 50% of Trump supporters have ever even met anyone of hispanic descent
Quit Your Stall-in (16:56:23): Yea idk but it does exist here
Pol Pothead (16:57:45): that is really fucked up
Quit Your Stall-in (16:58:18): It really is. I've worked with subcontractors like that, their whole crew is illegals and maybe one head guy
Noam Chumpsky (16:59:28): o man, the Polish stucco guys are great
Noam Chumpsky (16:59:36): they drink beer on the job site
Pol Pothead (16:59:42): those are the fun kind of illegals though
Quit Your Stall-in (17:04:47): To be fair the last Mexican illegals I worked with also drank a pint on the job site, I know cause I cleaned up their mess. Threw it out before john or the school staff found it lol
Pol Pothead (17:07:29): gotta do someting to get through that shift
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:40:55): I saw a guy on the path the looked like josh. But if Josh if he worked on Wall Street and worried about stocks. The Nega Josh
Pol Pothead (19:42:50): i'm sure negajosh is disgusted by discussions on the legal definition of bird rape
Pol Pothead (19:43:08): also i have an idea for a video
Pol Pothead (19:43:18): let's say that the north lost the civil war and slavery is legal
Pol Pothead (19:43:22): now it's 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:43:37): In the south
Pol Pothead (19:43:45): and everything is the same except that there are just black guys that work at jobs and dont get paid and are chained to the desk
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:44:03): The USA would be 3 countries if the south won
Pol Pothead (19:44:13): so you go to the cardiologist and he is just chained to the wall but he gives you tests
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:45:53): Dr Johnson how are my test results. \n\nYou have high blood pressure and we need to start on a diet. \n\nThen his boss comes in. \n\nBOY you clear those insurance claims yet \n\nNo Masta not yet.
Pol Pothead (19:46:07): Oh boy, feedin' time
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:46:45): I like how Jay Z thanks his weed man in his song in Izzo
Quit Your Stall-in (19:50:39): Everyone needs to thank their weed man
Quit Your Stall-in (19:53:02): Then the end scene is a giant mirror that shows the audience in chains. Boom mind blown.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:55:48): Then dick butt
Pol Pothead (19:59:47): You know, nobody thanks the weed man enough
Noam Chumpsky (20:00:39): The Simpsons played "because I got high" in Sundays episode
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:02:40): Pete I am going to ask some of the vendors for advice on your bachelor party.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:12:01): And see if I can get them to put
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:12:14): You mind wearing a Vevo jersey all night ?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:24:43): Also just saw an old photo of Bill and Hillary
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:24:50): She still looks like a cunt
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:25:00): But damn bill was and still is the man
Pol Pothead (20:46:01): a vevo jersey?
Pol Pothead (20:46:26): do you think these vendors would throw money towards my bachelor party if i turned into a walking billboard for their shit that night
Pol Pothead (20:47:27): i would love to do that, they pay for me to go to the VIP section of a club and I'm decked out in full The Walking Dead gear, inviting girls in for a drink so I can give them The Walking Dead swag and remind them to watch season 7
Noam Chumpsky (20:47:30): Don't be shy ladies. This second dance is paid for by our generous sponsors at Kleenex
Pol Pothead (20:48:41): whats up girls, i'm pete but you can call me Mr. Kleenex
Pol Pothead (20:49:16): hey girl, you want to get out of here? i know a great CVS where we can get Kleenex
Noam Chumpsky (20:51:20): After Orlando, explosions in clubs have been frowned upon, but my sponsors at Mentos would love for me to buy you a diet coke
Noam Chumpsky (20:51:48): I'm not proud of that one
Pol Pothead (20:52:59): i'll try it in miami where the joke isnt as fresh
Noam Chumpsky (21:06:20): Holy shit. Trump illegally conducted business with Fidel Castro in 1998
Noam Chumpsky (21:07:20): Newsweek cover story tomorrow
Pol Pothead (21:19:25): Atta boy
Noam Chumpsky (21:20:40): Communist Cuba is tremendous. Best guys.
Noam Chumpsky (21:28:10): Check out @MaddowBlog's Tweet: https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/781302685873995778?s=09
Pol Pothead (22:53:19): http://store.steampowered.com/app/518670/
Noam Chumpsky (22:54:49): Harambe would be proud
Thursday, 29 September 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (04:37:04): Is Maddow's Twitter picture an owl? If so. CONSPIRACY
The Socialist PAR-TAY (04:54:18): Brian. You are part of the problem. Thinking you are pre disposed to a fake illness
Pol Pothead (07:30:51): Is there no limit to human stupidity?
Quit Your Stall-in (07:43:56): Damn this past year was a lie and I've been eating all these veggies and losing weight for no reason
Pol Pothead (07:51:37): Wake up Neo
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:35:30): So you see hoboken
Pol Pothead (09:40:19): Yea were you on that?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:41:50): no NEC comes into Newark Penn
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:41:59): my buddy was at the station
Pol Pothead (09:42:43): There were no deaths thankfully
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:46:02): not confrimed
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:46:12): there are people still trapped
Pol Pothead (09:47:15): Apparently my coworker was supposed to be on that train but missed it by a few minutes
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:47:29): crazy how that happens
Quit Your Stall-in (09:48:59): wow god damn
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:07:48): i Blame the jews
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:48:25): http://emptynetsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/entourage-Congrats-Youre-A-Real-Asian.jpg
Quit Your Stall-in (13:04:36): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJaHq9u6T6k
Quit Your Stall-in (13:06:37): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvCO1KyrXgM
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:30:48): My sister get a free trip to florida
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:30:56): from a tv netwrok
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:30:59): and she is taking me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:31:03): sooooo suck it
Pol Pothead (13:34:51): Make sure to listen to will Smith's Miami song on loop for as long as possible
Noam Chumpsky (13:37:28): Where in Florida
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:37:52): Ponte Verde Beach
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:38:05): Or Point Green Playa in spanish
Noam Chumpsky (13:38:57): None
Quit Your Stall-in (13:44:44): don't get killed marc
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:58:56): on a boat
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:58:58): or zika
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:59:03): or drug smugglers
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:00:08): or choking on to many dicks
Quit Your Stall-in (14:00:13): if I see a "Florida Man Kills New Jersey tourist" headline, I'm gonna have to read it to make sure some bath salts addict didn't eat your face
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:02:00): Id say it would be teh reverse " NJ tourist Kills 11 after drinking accident" The suspect is quoting in say "listen they said they could handle everclear, so i force fed them all a handle of everclear, this is on them"
Quit Your Stall-in (15:21:13): http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/14/12183012/ohlala-paid-dating-app-berlin-pia-poppenreiter-uber
Quit Your Stall-in (15:21:20): Isn't this just an escorting app lol
Quit Your Stall-in (15:22:37): "OHLALA ISN\u2019T REALLY AN "UBER FOR ESCORTS," IT\u2019S A TASKRABBIT FOR EMOTIONAL LABOR"
Quit Your Stall-in (15:22:46): guess talking to us men is such a laborious chore \ufffd
Pol Pothead (15:38:39): This app allows for the Girlfriend Experience
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:41:22): this cant be real right
Noam Chumpsky (15:42:24): This is a libertarian's wet dream.
Quit Your Stall-in (15:43:04): They say invest in yourself, but why not have others invest in your dinner + cash?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:58:46): cant downlaod it
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:01:32): theres like 8
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:01:39): and all in idfferent languages
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:01:43): soooooooo
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:01:56): im just trying to look at the cleintale
Quit Your Stall-in (16:03:07): lol just become a rich arab man who flys instagram sluts to his golden palace
Quit Your Stall-in (16:03:09): its esy
Quit Your Stall-in (16:03:12): easy
Quit Your Stall-in (16:10:36): then you shit on them, give them 50k and get on with your day
Noam Chumpsky (16:13:50): Shitting on women is great. Now i understand Sharia Law. It's all so clear now.
Quit Your Stall-in (16:16:51): None
Quit Your Stall-in (16:17:02): no live salmon? what hell did this woman go through before lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:17:30): Tuna all day
Quit Your Stall-in (16:19:06): http://www.lollipop.sg/insider/dubai-sugar-daddy-exposes-how-instagram-model-will-do-anything-money
Quit Your Stall-in (16:19:07): oh wow
Quit Your Stall-in (16:19:17): at the bottom is a serious of pics of the conversation its absurd
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:19:36): that one wont load for me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:19:42): where are you finding these
Quit Your Stall-in (16:20:21): googled dubai instragram models poop
Quit Your Stall-in (16:21:31): ill post some its very funny
Quit Your Stall-in (16:21:34): None
Quit Your Stall-in (16:21:58): None
Quit Your Stall-in (16:22:13): None
Quit Your Stall-in (16:22:36): None
Quit Your Stall-in (16:22:43): these are the best parts lol
Quit Your Stall-in (16:23:01): coprophilia and salmonphilia eh
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:23:10): Listen, a salmon is a big fucking fish
Quit Your Stall-in (16:23:25): None
Quit Your Stall-in (16:23:49): None
Quit Your Stall-in (16:24:07): None
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:24:10): http://trekity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/6163800234_a974597ef4_z-640x265.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:24:20): THATS A SALMON
Quit Your Stall-in (16:24:44): looks like its shits all retarded
Noam Chumpsky (16:24:56): Things people do for money
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:25:32): Id shove a salmon up a dudes ass for 25K
Quit Your Stall-in (16:25:47): i looked her up on instagram, she deleted it and now its just a joke
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:26:12): nothing ever gets deleted on the interenet
Quit Your Stall-in (16:26:17): None
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:29:03): i wanna be an escort
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:29:11): but ill do if for tatertots
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:29:15): and beer
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:29:27): like my granpapy
Quit Your Stall-in (20:26:04): Did you guys ever see fast 7? It's retardedly bad in a expendables 2 kind of way
Quit Your Stall-in (20:26:40): The rock is in the hospital from an injury and sees a tower explode outside, so he flexs his arm to break his cast off and tells his daughter he's gotta go to work
Pol Pothead (20:27:23): That's his day to day
Noam Chumpsky (20:27:59): I stopped after 4
Quit Your Stall-in (20:28:14): Don't worry about taking off my cast doc, I got it
Noam Chumpsky (20:29:47): At least the first one was reasonably within the realm of believability.
Quit Your Stall-in (20:29:51): Also some of the shit they pull off its like they're super humans, but as far as I know they never said Vin diesel had xmen DNA shit or anything to explain their super human reflexes
Noam Chumpsky (20:29:55): It was just racing cars and shooting guns
Quit Your Stall-in (20:30:08): It's the most absurd ways possible
Noam Chumpsky (20:31:11): It's one of the most successful franchises though. I guess we're not American enough.
Quit Your Stall-in (20:32:02): Apparently it's huge in Asian culture from what I've heard
Quit Your Stall-in (20:33:42): Ok nkw the rock also had psychic powers, he went from the hospital to driving a ambulance off a bridge to destroy a drone that I had no idea how he know where anything was
Quit Your Stall-in (20:34:03): This shit is ridiculous
Noam Chumpsky (20:34:33): In a good way? Does it know it is retarded
Pol Pothead (20:37:30): You nig nogs want to do something Saturday
Quit Your Stall-in (20:38:41): Retarded. Vin diesel just earthquake stomped Jason Statham into oblivion no joke
Quit Your Stall-in (20:39:10): And I'll have to let you know actually if I am free it'll be during the day not night.
Pol Pothead (20:41:24): Day rhymes with gay. Are you calling me gay?
Quit Your Stall-in (20:41:24): But maybe something in the noon?
Quit Your Stall-in (20:41:34): Noon rhymes with coon
Quit Your Stall-in (20:41:49): And I'm definitely not calling you a gay coon
Pol Pothead (20:42:09): Whoa check out this racist. He wants to hang out at noon! And he thinks I'm gau
Noam Chumpsky (20:42:13): Closet coon?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (21:02:35): This is you guys
Noam Chumpsky (21:07:30): Set that fag ablaze. Its most comfortable in its flaming form.
Quit Your Stall-in (21:56:11): Watched ant man from the begging honesty think it's one of my favorite marvel movies
Noam Chumpsky (21:56:55): Took ya long enough ya dope
Quit Your Stall-in (21:57:04): Shaddup
Quit Your Stall-in (21:57:33): Like how he puts falcon in a triangle chock and Brazilian jui jitsu trumps super powers lol
Quit Your Stall-in (21:57:38): Choke*
Noam Chumpsky (21:58:21): Surprisingly light on dick jokes.
Quit Your Stall-in (21:58:52): Whatever you taste like a burger
Pol Pothead (22:08:00): Is it actually a good movie
Quit Your Stall-in (22:08:44): It is, good mix of humor, action, and flawed hero. Plus Avon Barksdale as a cop
Noam Chumpsky (22:08:50): Yup.
Quit Your Stall-in (22:09:22): He was good in dredd as well
Noam Chumpsky (22:09:35): Ant man and guardians are the best marvels ever done
Pol Pothead (22:10:51): What about captain America 2
Pol Pothead (22:11:02): That one was really good
Quit Your Stall-in (22:11:35): Ant man, guardians, and cap 2 are the 3 best
Quit Your Stall-in (22:11:52): No doubt
Pol Pothead (22:12:15): And avengers 1?
Pol Pothead (22:12:17): Lol
Quit Your Stall-in (22:12:23): That's 4th I'd say
Pol Pothead (22:12:40): Iron man 1 is 5
Noam Chumpsky (22:12:46): Avengers were both awful
Pol Pothead (22:12:58): You didn't like the first one? C'mon
Noam Chumpsky (22:13:02): Nah
Quit Your Stall-in (22:13:03): Oh cmon avengers 1 while dumb was exactly what you wanted
Noam Chumpsky (22:13:13): Go back and watch it again
Pol Pothead (22:13:16): Did you not understand the message about friendship
Quit Your Stall-in (22:13:39): Hulk smash, mother fucker
Quit Your Stall-in (22:13:58): Demi god? Hulk don't play that
Noam Chumpsky (22:14:00): Iron Man is definitely up there though
Quit Your Stall-in (22:16:02): Ant man sees his company screws customers out of millions, posts the banks statements online that prove it and drive the ceos car into a pool - commie confirmed
Pol Pothead (22:16:30): Is he organizing the proles tho
Quit Your Stall-in (22:16:44): He's agitating at least
Pol Pothead (22:16:49): He might just be the embodiment of crony capitalism
Quit Your Stall-in (22:17:28): Agitate, educate, organize
Quit Your Stall-in (22:17:41): He did step 1 and 2 at least lol
Pol Pothead (22:18:49): He could just be a libertarian teacher
Quit Your Stall-in (22:20:37): Michael Pena is great in this though and apparently is a super human at 1 punching tko'ing people
Quit Your Stall-in (22:30:18): It's definitely the funniest no contest. Giant Tomas the tank, "that's a messed up looking dog"
Quit Your Stall-in (22:32:27): And the trippy ending where he goes subatomic that kind of just makes every super hero kind of bleh in terms of quantum physics. Actually I think Ant man is number 1.
Friday, 30 September 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:30:56): https://alexisruth.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/kenan-and-kel-2.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:31:10): Kenan and Kel were ahead of salmonphilia
Pol Pothead (11:08:58): i dropped the screw... in the tuna
Pol Pothead (11:09:15): also i had an idea for a youtube video and i wanted to run it by you guys
Pol Pothead (11:09:51): I want to create an unboxing/review for the latest iPhone or whatever, but the catch is that we review it based on how people really use their phones
Pol Pothead (11:10:50): so we immediately throw the phone into an Otterbox and show how well it texts the weed dealer, how quickly it is able to refresh instagram after just closing the app, and how easily you are able to go into old summer photo albums of girls you knew back in college so you can download their bikini pics to jerk it to later
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:27:21): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/88/42/33/884233ff5af8be5ba58612e6ef34d594.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:27:52): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7a/19/fa/7a19fa42f5cf8bd06e4b98fe5daa7d24.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:30:26): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3a/76/9d/3a769d308d45f09ac035163cc09a55cf.jpg
Noam Chumpsky (12:40:37): Let's not forget my idea for a reality program "Who loves orange soda?!"\n\nFollows around Kel until he kills himself because he'll forever be known as the orange soda kid
Pol Pothead (12:46:50): I hear he has a successful career now hosting high school talent shows
Pol Pothead (12:46:57): \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:17:34): https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/2/15/15/enhanced-buzz-4362-1360961181-12.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:14:36): https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-09/4/12/enhanced/webdr11/anigif_enhanced-4687-1409848244-14_preview.gif
Noam Chumpsky (16:16:14): Who's doing what later?
Pol Pothead (16:17:24): I'm out today but aint doing shit tomorrow
Quit Your Stall-in (16:17:50): Got a bday to attend tonight
Quit Your Stall-in (16:18:23): Tomorrow got school work but may be free for a bit if you guys wanna basketball or something
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:19:05): butt stuff
Pol Pothead (16:19:53): I'm down for anal
Pol Pothead (16:20:04): Possibly basketball if I'm home in time and it ain't raining
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:20:14): it gunna rain
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:20:20): so everyone buy 2k
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:20:41): whos up for some dutch rudders
Pol Pothead (16:21:09): Fuck off Vice
Quit Your Stall-in (16:22:16): Feels bad man
Noam Chumpsky (16:24:27): They turned "humans of NY" into "4chan in the streets"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:23:02): I want to play DND with you guys
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:23:08): because i think it would be funny
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:23:20): how retarded we all are and stupid ways we thing
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:23:55): Josh the Goblin Attacks you what do you do?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:48:35): got stood up for another date
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:48:41): so theres thats
Pol Pothead (17:56:59): I had to babysit some d&d nerds when I was in college, it was a life experience
Pol Pothead (18:01:34): Didn't really understand it to be honest
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:55:45): Got stood up tonight
Pol Pothead (19:56:13): Damn that sucks, sorry to hear that
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:56:26): It's okay. I'm better single
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:56:39): Who's gunna be the cool guy in the group
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:56:43): If I'm taken
Noam Chumpsky (19:58:29): I'm down for d and d
Noam Chumpsky (19:58:37): And yeah that sucks Marc
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:59:31): It's not the first time. Not the last
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:00:00): I can be the dungeon master
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:00:06): It should be fun
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:00:15): We can do a beginner quest
Pol Pothead (20:00:24): You can be Josef fritzl
Pol Pothead (20:00:53): Do you have the rules for d&d
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:01:26): I know them. I can get a beginners set for like 19 bucks. Dice and shit included
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:01:35): You guys roll charters
Noam Chumpsky (20:01:45): Can I be a Nazi researcher brought to North Korea cause I wasn't good enough for America
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:02:00): I'm our DND world. Yes
Noam Chumpsky (20:02:20): Shweeeeet
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:02:34): I guess that's an elf?
Pol Pothead (20:08:09): I'm going to be like professor x except not psychic and black
Pol Pothead (20:08:19): So a handicapped black guy
Noam Chumpsky (20:09:22): With twenty inch rims
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:12:01): Dwarf
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:12:28): Brian can be dragonborn since he is cold blood and eats small children
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:13:33): So you guys will just be humans in a crazy mixed up world
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:13:37): I can do that
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:14:32): I was typing in how to roll a DND character
Noam Chumpsky (20:21:05): We're about to become pros in all forms of rolling
Pol Pothead (20:24:47): Let's roll while we roll
Noam Chumpsky (20:25:11): You got a wheelchair?
Pol Pothead (20:43:19): I have a guy
Noam Chumpsky (21:18:49): Trump made a cameo in a Playboy porn in 2000
Pol Pothead (21:19:14): #Trump2016
Noam Chumpsky (21:19:31): https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/donald-trump-appeared-in-a-2000-playboy-softcore-porn?utm_term=.sneGyzLJ6#.hxA8D4MYV
Pol Pothead (21:19:40): Imagine how much fun trump would be if he actually had good policies
Noam Chumpsky (21:20:07): And wasn't an overt racist
Pol Pothead (21:20:38): I'd settle for subtle racism
Saturday, 01 October 2016
Noam Chumpsky (14:28:27): Anyone down to do to the thrift store to find Halloween worthy clothing?
Pol Pothead (14:29:50): Sure
Noam Chumpsky (14:30:35): Brian, when you gotta leave to do whatever it is you're doing
Pol Pothead (14:46:18): So where are we going for Halloween?
Pol Pothead (14:46:26): Don't think Jessie and I have plans
Noam Chumpsky (14:47:23): I know one of my friends in doing something the Friday in NB. Then Hoboken that Saturday.
Noam Chumpsky (14:47:40): I'm open to roaming NYC streets too
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:47:53): Friday I have a huge work thing
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:48:01): Saturday I'm free
Pol Pothead (14:48:20): I'll crash it in my Pepe the frog costume
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:51:42): Kill Jews man
Sunday, 02 October 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:54:42): I swear your barista should stop writing quotes and make fucking coffee this is why it takes me 12 minutes to get a small black coffee
Pol Pothead (11:04:27): This girl has a serious relationship with her Starbucks barista
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:06:38): She was the most basic of bitches
Pol Pothead (11:07:20): I hope she left a tip. $1 to have a sense of purpose restored in your life
Noam Chumpsky (14:49:53): https://youtu.be/xXQnAhjrknw
Quit Your Stall-in (15:08:35): Sorry my phone was dead for a while what's up?
Quit Your Stall-in (15:08:47): Ain't got no plans for Halloween saturday
Monday, 03 October 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:24:43): BUTT STUFF ALL DAY
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:25:21): also the girl who stood me up said she forgot about our date and she wants to make it up to me, some one get me a salmon
Pol Pothead (09:37:18): I hope she likes getting fisted
Quit Your Stall-in (09:41:33): lol her excuse was she forgot?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:14:38): yea just she forgot
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:14:45): which i said was cool
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:15:01): now i dont want to date her, i just wanna do weird shit and have a story
Pol Pothead (10:15:24): Nothing like a good make up Cleveland steamer
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:15:57): something is going in her butt, i dont know what yet but something
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:16:17): you dont stand me up and not get sodimized
Pol Pothead (10:16:41): Thanks for reminding me to never cancel plans with you
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:16:59): Canceling plans is fine, not showing up
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:17:04): thats a paddling
Quit Your Stall-in (10:17:04): that reminds me i have to cancel plans with you \ufffd
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:17:07): in the ass
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:28:41): http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Pokemon-Geek-My-girlfriend-told-me.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:28:49): Yea like he has a girlfriend
Pol Pothead (12:41:54): He means his case worker
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:59:09): So i have a work party on the 28th until 7
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:59:18): but Andrew is coming up that night
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:59:25): so want to go out friday
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:59:28): and saturday
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:59:39): Friday with Andrew and Mary
Noam Chumpsky (12:59:43): I'm open to whatever
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:00:01): Ill open your what ever \ufffd
Noam Chumpsky (13:00:01): I dunno who these people are that you speak of though
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:00:07): You met them
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:00:17): or at least Pete and Brian have
Pol Pothead (13:04:40): Yea we met them at your house
Pol Pothead (13:04:51): I should be free one night to go out of you guys are around
Noam Chumpsky (13:09:52): Trump foundation just got served by NY attorney general with a cease and desist
Pol Pothead (13:10:24): This election really is a wild ride
Quit Your Stall-in (13:12:40): yea ill be around for sure one night
Quit Your Stall-in (13:12:50): i'll be cross dressing for boys across america
Quit Your Stall-in (13:13:06): and when/why did this happen josh. synthesize the raw data for us
Quit Your Stall-in (13:13:27): i ain't got time to bleed, i ain't got time to read
Noam Chumpsky (13:15:14): So the foundation had been using its funds to buy paintings, totalling around $20k, then paying Trump's legal fees, $248k.
Noam Chumpsky (13:15:51): Also, donated $25k to Florida AG. She soon stopped her investigation into Trump university
Noam Chumpsky (13:16:37): All of that is illegal, and he had paid fines to settle them.
Noam Chumpsky (13:17:24): I believe the cease and desist was ordered because on top of all that, the charity never filed the necessary paperwork to even operate in the state of NY in the first place
Quit Your Stall-in (13:17:49): classic trump
Quit Your Stall-in (13:17:52): this makes him smart
Quit Your Stall-in (13:18:11): another news cycle he runs doesn't even matter if it's good or bad he just wants you to hear his name
Noam Chumpsky (13:18:34): I don't pay taxes. I'm a genius. You know that border wall I want...
Quit Your Stall-in (13:20:53): roads are just socialism anyways
Quit Your Stall-in (13:21:05): you guys see trumps tax returns
Noam Chumpsky (13:21:12): We need an ATV economy
Quit Your Stall-in (13:38:00): Trash Economy
Quit Your Stall-in (13:38:04): we take cubes of trash and use it as money
Noam Chumpsky (13:39:59): What about a hair economy. Sure, it sucks for the elderly, but you better damn well believe that I'm gonna be successful in my twenties.
Noam Chumpsky (13:40:51): Go on. Say it. Just another ploy for the Jews to rule the world. Well yeah. It is. Cause we some hairy fucks.
Quit Your Stall-in (13:41:08): oh goyim
Noam Chumpsky (13:41:44): That patch of shoulder hair is my third home in Malibu.
Noam Chumpsky (13:42:34): Porn stars won't fare well in this economy
Quit Your Stall-in (13:42:50): german and french ones will
Pol Pothead (13:51:20): Once again bald men are in last place
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:29:47): Swimmers, fighters and cyclists wont either
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:29:54): nor asians
Tuesday, 04 October 2016
Quit Your Stall-in (13:31:39): so did Julian Assange blue ball us all
Quit Your Stall-in (13:31:43): is there no wikileak thing on clinton
Noam Chumpsky (13:33:05): Yes and no. Thing today was a ten year anniversary. But he promised that they'll be doing data dumps every week for ten weeks
Noam Chumpsky (13:34:03): They'll focus on us politics and promised there will be damning revelations, some completely unexpected
Noam Chumpsky (13:34:27): Schedule is such that some will be released before the election
Quit Your Stall-in (13:34:41): Clinton's a reptile person? Actually I wouldn't be surprised, it would explain a lot.
Pol Pothead (13:38:44): Apparently he reneged on some of his claims
Pol Pothead (13:38:53): Said it could be damning for Trump or Hillary
Pol Pothead (13:39:04): I think the dude is just trying to be relevant again tbh
Noam Chumpsky (13:39:39): I dunno. He hasn't really shown any reason to doubt his claims in the past
Noam Chumpsky (13:40:12): May not be as bad as he says, but I'm willing to believe whatever it is he has is not gonna be good
Quit Your Stall-in (13:40:21): Here's a dic pic Trump sent to Hillary Clinton. You won't believe her response!
Noam Chumpsky (13:40:39): Maybe shill called Barry an N
Quit Your Stall-in (13:40:40): "I call it Trump Tower"
Pol Pothead (13:43:26): did assange give an official statement on when he is releasing this shit?
Noam Chumpsky (13:44:19): Nah.
Pol Pothead (13:44:48): he is blueballing conspiracy theorists throughout the nation
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:02:27): Brian Hiliary isn't a lizard person. I have a lizard. They are much more warm and comforting
Pol Pothead (14:10:39): Then explain Hillary's heat lamp
Quit Your Stall-in (14:11:22): And Hillary needing a large black man to hold her close and keep her warm
Quit Your Stall-in (14:11:43): "He's my doctor, but I like to call him mr. blankie"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:13:48): Spike is a bearded dragon and just over a year old, and he knows more how to be relatble and understand people
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:14:00): Hilairy is so shitty she can only be human
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:14:26): And proves God is real. Becuase you have to be the almighty to make something that shitty
Pol Pothead (14:26:31): Well shit now I'm Catholic again
Quit Your Stall-in (14:47:28): None
Pol Pothead (14:48:48): This guy has it all figured out
Quit Your Stall-in (14:49:28): no hymen, no diamond
Pol Pothead (14:52:09): Why would he want to marry a used trash whore?
Quit Your Stall-in (14:52:29): Why would I want to date a 3-D?
Quit Your Stall-in (14:52:59): the classic
Quit Your Stall-in (14:53:03): None
Quit Your Stall-in (14:53:13): http://imgur.com/K8KIBhF
Quit Your Stall-in (14:54:39): damn it, on rereading this, outside all the weird women shit, i kind of agree with our super saiyan hero
Quit Your Stall-in (14:54:45): i do need to stop making money for the jews
Pol Pothead (14:56:57): That sounds like a NEET idea
Quit Your Stall-in (14:57:17): I must free myself from my Jewish desires
Quit Your Stall-in (14:57:19): Sorry Josh
Quit Your Stall-in (14:57:29): You missed your chance with me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:09:24): What you dont see is after he goes super sayan
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:09:48): his mom brings him chicekn tendies and tells him to clean out his piss jars
Noam Chumpsky (15:12:10): What about his cum box
Pol Pothead (15:13:13): i'd kill for a piss jar
Pol Pothead (15:13:28): and chicken tendies
Pol Pothead (15:14:04): you don't realize how much you miss being a pseudo-autistic-spectrum manchild until it's gone \ufffd
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:13:53): Im pretty sure this girl is trying to catfish me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:14:00): but i dont care
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:14:03): and its funny
Quit Your Stall-in (17:14:07): what's she look like
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:14:12): same pic everytime
Quit Your Stall-in (17:14:14): that's how yo utell
Quit Your Stall-in (17:14:18): she got the angles?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:14:20): not great to begin with
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:14:28): but ever ysingle pic is hte\xa0dame
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:14:29): same
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:14:33): and shit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:21:12): okay not getting catfished
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:21:19): but this is a girl who lies to get attention
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:21:22): so
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:21:31): im just going to have her do stupid shit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:21:43): and then ghost her
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:21:53): then she will threaten sucicde
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:21:56): and ill go
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:21:59): "you wont"
Quit Your Stall-in (17:32:29): she just wants some D
Quit Your Stall-in (17:32:32): don't be a J
Quit Your Stall-in (17:33:05): I sent you all a email as to why Trump is the christian choice, which I received from my mom
Quit Your Stall-in (17:33:08): let me know what you think lol
Noam Chumpsky (17:34:49): Just read it. Whoever wrote it is a fucking moron and does not understand that there is to be no religious test to hold office
Quit Your Stall-in (17:35:56): oh well the whole thing is just sent around christian circles i think
Noam Chumpsky (17:36:03): And if everyone stopped with this thought process that says " party > country" then a third party could win. But since Republicans are second only to Jesus, vote Trump
Quit Your Stall-in (17:36:08): just convincing other christians to vote republican given qualms about trmp
Quit Your Stall-in (17:36:39): lol yea i like how they threw in 1) third party vote is a waste and 2) alternative oncology treatments can work
Noam Chumpsky (17:38:16): I'd bet money that Trump looks down on religious people
Quit Your Stall-in (17:38:51): I bet money Trump is dumb enough to be religious buuuuuurn checkmate theists watch the edge nerds
Pol Pothead (17:43:18): Trump embodies so many Christian values
Quit Your Stall-in (17:44:33): He had many children with multiple wives, works with saudi's, and thinks highly of russia
Quit Your Stall-in (17:44:41): maybe he's a middle eastern muslim
Quit Your Stall-in (17:44:49): in the 90s
Noam Chumpsky (19:33:58): Clinton Foundation got hacked
Pol Pothead (19:34:15): Was it by that 400lb guy
Quit Your Stall-in (19:34:48): 9d chess by the centipede master poppa trump
Quit Your Stall-in (19:35:25): It was Julian assange
Quit Your Stall-in (19:36:31): I'm surprised how much flak trump got for saying it could be a 400 lb hacker, that's my first thought of what a hacker looks like
Pol Pothead (19:37:02): When I think hacker I think jacked dude with great fashion sense
Quit Your Stall-in (19:37:16): Wow he must hack out
Quit Your Stall-in (19:37:57): If trump said it was a channing Tatum type hacker hackers would be mad at the unrealistic body standards now set on them
Quit Your Stall-in (19:38:01): It's a lose lose
Pol Pothead (19:38:54): None
Pol Pothead (19:39:00): Look at these hackerz
Quit Your Stall-in (19:40:02): Password huh? "Sex" teehee who would guess I'm so naughty ;)
Quit Your Stall-in (19:41:43): Remeber what Johnny Depps said, "I'm a hacker not a slacker"
Pol Pothead (19:43:11): None
Wednesday, 05 October 2016
Pol Pothead (08:01:06): Did you guys see that movie of the Christian woman crying while she reads Vince Staples lyrics
Pol Pothead (08:01:17): Not movie, YouTube video
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:47:52): link me brah
Pol Pothead (09:51:57): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2uJRkeSY4
Pol Pothead (09:52:03): it's real good
Quit Your Stall-in (10:20:02): Lmao
Quit Your Stall-in (10:20:31): None
Quit Your Stall-in (10:21:06): That top comment lol
Pol Pothead (10:23:39): Hoes need..... Abortions..... Waaaaahhhh
Pol Pothead (13:40:55): Facebook has labeled me as "very liberal"
Noam Chumpsky (13:53:40): You welfare queen you
Pol Pothead (13:54:30): I'm just going to spend my food stamps on drugs anyway
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:09:42): how do i check
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:10:06): i want to get ????? as my leaning
Noam Chumpsky (16:12:39): By the American definition, you're definitely a libertarian
Noam Chumpsky (16:13:12): Isidewith will give you a better description than Facebook
Pol Pothead (16:14:36): The Facebook thing is just for ads
Pol Pothead (16:14:55): basically it reads all your personal information it has access to and then provides you advertisements based on it
Pol Pothead (16:15:19): so if you see my thing it shows that I use Windows 10 mostly, have a Samsung phone, went to Rutgers, use a Yahoo email to login, have bought tech stuff early etc
Pol Pothead (16:15:40): and I think it makes an assumption about your political affiliation based on the info it's collected from you so it can send relevant ads
Noam Chumpsky (16:16:08): Pete, delete your yahoo account
Pol Pothead (16:16:27): Marc go to Account Settings --> Ads --> Manage Preferences -->More --> Lifestyle and Culture and it's there
Pol Pothead (16:16:35): and yeah Yahoo is shit, I don't use that email for anything important anymore
Pol Pothead (16:16:47): I made my Facebook account back in like 2006 or 7
Noam Chumpsky (23:11:04): https://youtu.be/UUQ-Xw4EgXs
Noam Chumpsky (23:12:11): Fuck these teaser trailers. Nevertheless, this is one sequel I look forward to watching
Pol Pothead (23:21:50): I can't wait to see this, the first was great
Pol Pothead (23:22:00): Now we just need Dredd 2
Thursday, 06 October 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:32:38): I'm being Dom mazzetti for Halloween
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:32:47): Gotta lift hard
Pol Pothead (07:46:52): That's my secret. I'm always hard
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:31:55): im a shower not a grower
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:48:25): A girl on tinder sent me like 8 nudes and then got made when i asked if she wanted to meet up she said she isnt just looking for sex. Im\xa0like BITCH
Quit Your Stall-in (10:48:40): lmao
Quit Your Stall-in (10:48:49): oh you were just showing me your nipples for your health?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:50:05): im like you showed some shit that i might be scared and this was fucking early like max 5 messages in
Quit Your Stall-in (10:53:47): lmao
Quit Your Stall-in (10:54:03): "Hey" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, u? "Good" "here's my tits"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:55:46): It was more hey if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me, haha what are you britney spears, no just a guy who likes word play and boobs, haha, so can i see yours and pics
Quit Your Stall-in (10:56:05): and that worked huh? man tinder gone changed the game
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:56:39): Now she is "upset" da fuq do i care you a rando
Quit Your Stall-in (10:56:46): lol upset
Quit Your Stall-in (10:57:00): what did she think showing you nudes wouldn't get you wanting sex or something?y
Quit Your Stall-in (10:57:20): you gotta tell this girl whats what before she strips for some guy then tells him she doens't want to bone and he doesn't take it as well
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:57:37): She said she was upset because guys want in her pants and leave
Noam Chumpsky (10:57:58): INTERVENTION TIME BOYS
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:57:59): i told her i want in her pants and i wanna stay, (but not really, out before breakfast)
Quit Your Stall-in (10:57:59): oh she's a practice girl
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:58:19): Bitch is tball
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:58:25): just get the motion down
Quit Your Stall-in (10:58:53): marc this is you
Quit Your Stall-in (10:58:59): None
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:59:29): Im not like other guys, im way worse
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:00:05): im going to pittsburgh\xa0in novemebr\xa0for a wedding and im going down a day early
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:00:14): already got some bitches lined up
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:01:00): oh i forgot to mention this is an actual text from this girl
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:01:19): "Hey want to meet up tommrrow and hook up"
Quit Your Stall-in (11:01:49): lol so you said yes and she said "what you think im just gonna fuck you?"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:02:16): nah i said i have a work thing
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:02:23): i get free alcholol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:02:55): listen if she gunna throw it around like that, i only get free alcholol\xa0 like 2 times a week from like 6:30 to 9
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:03:12): i can have this bitch at 3 am on a tuesday
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:03:16): alcholol wins
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:09:48): Listen Pete, for real, if your wedding is cash bar, im not coming
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:11:17): Also its comiccon
Pol Pothead (11:37:55): Do you really think I'd have a cash bar at my wedding
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:38:41): You know, Jessie no, but the jessie and pete that have to pay the bill maybe
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:38:55): im gunna\xa0srink\xa0alot
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:39:16): and bang one of the groomsmen
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:39:24): Brian open up your butthole
Quit Your Stall-in (11:43:02): Haleys gonna hide in the closet to video tape it
Quit Your Stall-in (11:47:14): Donald Trump said Wednesday that derogatory statements he has made toward women were all for the sake of \u201centertainment\u201d and did not reflect his true feelings.\n"A lot of that was done for the purpose of entertainment; there's nobody that has more respect for women than I do," the real estate mogul told Las Vegas\u2019 KSNV-TV in an interview taped Wednesday ahead of a rally in Henderson, Nevada.\n\nRead more: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-women-insults-entertainment-229225#ixzz4MJvwIgT2
Noam Chumpsky (11:48:27): Hysterical
Quit Your Stall-in (11:49:29): His opponents have created multiple TV ads using Trump\u2019s own words against him, including one from Hillary Clinton that features soundbites of the Manhattan billionaire referring to one woman as \u201ca fat slob\u201d and remarking that \u201cA person who\u2019s flat-chested is very hard for them to be a 10.\u201d Those audio clips play as young girls look at reflections of themselves in mirrors and cellphone cameras, finishing with the question \u201cIs this the president we want for our daughters?\u201d written across the screen.
Quit Your Stall-in (11:49:40): honestly he's right thought, it's very hard for a flat-chester to be a 10
Pol Pothead (11:51:31): We don't want them to give into despair thougb
Pol Pothead (11:51:37): That's when you know all is lost
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:53:09): He is a champion of the small boobed americans
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:55:05): Also i want to place bets on how many harely quins we see during halloween
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:55:19): and how many people break out there 2008 joker costume
Quit Your Stall-in (11:56:31): 2008 Batman Joker v 2016 Suicide Squad Joker vs 2024 Robo-Joker 2.0
Noam Chumpsky (11:57:14): They'll be no match for the cheese
Quit Your Stall-in (12:03:31): None
Quit Your Stall-in (12:03:48): #StatusQuo
Noam Chumpsky (12:04:33): Yeah this was blowing up on r/media_criticism
Quit Your Stall-in (12:04:47): exactly where I found it lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:23:31): when i get a sec ill tell you guys about a meeting i had abiut this tuff
Quit Your Stall-in (12:30:27): we can't handle the truth
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:39:18): since the election is grip and ripping people are looking for short flights around meow to get the politcal band wagon. \xa0we had like a group meeting about what we should do and we got a pretty indepth look at what it is and what each netwrok does. BBC World news reports on factual news 71% of the time and has opinion pieces 19% of the time, and they just got bought by AMC networks
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:39:41): CNN is 54% Factual news 46 Opionion
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:39:56): Foxs 46% factual news 54 Opionin.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:40:10): MSNBC 15% factual 85% opionon
Quit Your Stall-in (12:40:42): this is what happens when you have 24 hour news cycle networks that all only have the same stories to report on lol
Quit Your Stall-in (12:40:52): i completely believe it. CNN is a shit hole
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:40:57): now we split it up and depends on your, but if they want in they have to pick fact or feel
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:41:24): if you are like a chemical company or shit like that you want to be associated with hard data
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:41:27): so you go BBC
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:41:38): if you are insuracne you got both
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:41:44): and alot of others are feels
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:42:02): and theres alot more money in feels
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:42:15): so CNN is starting to shift more from factual to feels
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:42:26): and making hard news sroies
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:42:33): even a litte bit more opionion
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:42:49): CNN used to be the slightly left leaning center news
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:42:56): MSNBC far left
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:43:03): Fox Middle to Far Right
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:43:22): but now everyone has to pick a side since we dont want news we want echo chanbers
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:44:28): and butts
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:44:31): lots of butts
Noam Chumpsky (12:45:08): Only problem with all this is that there still remains only a few significant players in news. Everything has been consolidated. Even if one is more fact driven than another, shit don't matter. They all serve moneyed interests, namely advertisers.
Noam Chumpsky (12:45:27): People are the product.
Noam Chumpsky (12:45:53): We are being sold to businesses by the middle men, the news
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:46:05): yea pretty nuch
The Socialist PAR-TAY (12:46:18): tv is just a way to get people to watch commericlasl
Noam Chumpsky (12:46:34): Exactly
Noam Chumpsky (12:47:32): Same thing with newspapers.
Quit Your Stall-in (12:56:08): Wow, I thought I was up before, but now I'm really WOKE
Noam Chumpsky (12:57:30): Noam Chumpsky at your service.
Noam Chumpsky (12:57:53): But seriously, I just read about this yesterday in Chomsky's book
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:00:32): back to the crazy bitch
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:01:03): she is on disability for her back, but she said its fine cause she can work out and shit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:01:14): I hate this girl so much
Pol Pothead (13:01:20): Her neck, her back, her pussy and her crack?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:01:20): but i have to bang her
Quit Your Stall-in (13:01:34): good old hate bang
Quit Your Stall-in (13:01:42): stay in a relationship long enough and they eventually turn to that anyays
Quit Your Stall-in (13:01:44): anyways*
Noam Chumpsky (13:01:54): Filthy liberals?
Quit Your Stall-in (13:02:04): LIBERALS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:02:17): Build that wall
Pol Pothead (13:02:18): God
Pol Pothead (13:02:19): Damn
Pol Pothead (13:02:23): liberals
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:03:46): http://i.imgur.com/QEJDqFG.jpg
Pol Pothead (13:38:00): i know we hate huff post but
Pol Pothead (13:38:01): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rush-limbaugh-hurricanes_us_57f5deffe4b0b7aafe0bff06?section=&
Quit Your Stall-in (13:38:40): lol rush Limbaugh is alex jones territory
Quit Your Stall-in (13:39:00): It's in the interest of the left to have their homes destroyed by a force of nature to help them score political points
Pol Pothead (13:39:13): None
Quit Your Stall-in (13:39:35): Feels Saad Maan
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:39:47): Hurricanes were made up by the left to shut down business
Noam Chumpsky (13:39:55): That's the kind of thinking that literally gets people killed
Noam Chumpsky (13:40:24): Let's just play outside in +120 mph winds.
Quit Your Stall-in (13:40:29): "Not responding to our labor strike huh? Time to do our hurricane dance"
Pol Pothead (13:42:03): by my calculations, we have five years before the world ends, unless we can start to reverse things like pollution and war, we need hope and change
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:42:43): Nah. War will kill enough to drive down the needs to slow pollution.
Quit Your Stall-in (13:43:23): how about everyone stop having SO MANY FUCKING KIDS
Quit Your Stall-in (13:43:32): they're called condoms they're not THAT bad
Quit Your Stall-in (13:43:46): I mean yea they are terrible
Quit Your Stall-in (13:43:57): ok sure I get why you wouldn't want to use them at all
Quit Your Stall-in (13:44:02): and yea it's so much better withoutw
Quit Your Stall-in (13:44:06): what were talking about again?
Pol Pothead (13:44:11): sea floor farming, a whole new realm of agri on the sea floor, untapped land resources 75% use it bitch, beets yams, sea potatoes\u2026 You like cheesy potato skins from TGIF? Try cheesy sea potatoes with sea cheese gonna knock yr taste buds right outta yer mouth.\n\ntrash economy, the abundance of trash what are we gonna do with it? put it on an island. No more need to cut down trees printing up dollars, trash econ replaces econ with money, we\u2019ll all be rich it\u2019s a gold rush, walk with me
Quit Your Stall-in (13:44:55): that video is still one of the best things i've ever seen
Pol Pothead (13:45:41): It\u2019s called the knock out game and eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it. I don\u2019t want to go back to the old days anymore than anyone else but unless Toure reels his boys in it\u2019s gonna be a big ol mess.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:46:03): okay so people argue agaisnt climate change
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:46:12): and say they have studies
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:46:20): who makes the studies?
Pol Pothead (13:46:32): climate change is an irrefutable scientific fact lol
Pol Pothead (13:46:44): you could maybe argue that it isnt important or whatever
Quit Your Stall-in (13:46:58): Newton thought he could eat mercury to become immortal killing him, making him a stupid science bitch
Pol Pothead (13:46:59): but to deny it exists is like saying that you don't believe in water because you live n the desert
Pol Pothead (13:48:49): It\u2019s called the knock out game and eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it. I don\u2019t want to go back to the old days anymore than anyone else but unless Toure reels his boys in it\u2019s gonna be a big ol mess.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:48:52): im with gary johnson
Pol Pothead (13:48:55): By 2070, also due to the low oxygen levels the NEGGL will also impose an 'air tax' on its people. At birth, doctors place a chip inside your lungs that monitors the amount of air your body processes and you will be charged a certain amount Astro-blics (the global currency) to your file on the Universal Data Base. If you are unable to pay the air tax your Universal Data Base account will be terminated and you'll be sent to an subterranean labor camp.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:48:57): i want off this rock
Pol Pothead (13:49:05): if only gary johnson knew who ran north korea
Pol Pothead (13:49:07): then we'd be playing with fire
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:50:35): Gary Johnson reminds me of hte kid that shit talks from the sideline like how he would win the game and when he gets the chabce to play he fucks it to all hell
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:53:07): side note
Noam Chumpsky (13:53:11): Honestly, who the fuck cares if he can't name a world leader he wants to bang. What matters is how he would bang when the time comes to bang
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:53:19): i kinda wanna go toa doive bar this weekend
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:53:20): anyone in
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:53:27): Brian we can get you soda
Noam Chumpsky (13:53:43): I'm busy Saturday
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:53:49): fag
Noam Chumpsky (13:54:05): Wedding stuff for a friend
Noam Chumpsky (13:54:09): It is gay
Pol Pothead (13:54:16): im going gay shit on saturday too \ufffd
Quit Your Stall-in (13:56:40): I'm free Friday
Quit Your Stall-in (13:56:50): saturday, maybe. ill have to let you know. got my first midterm next week
Quit Your Stall-in (13:59:24): oh shit yo Josh when is Andrew "A Tit is a Tit" getting married
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:00:05): i free friday i think
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:00:08): depends on work
Quit Your Stall-in (14:00:33): Aight. haley will be out at a beyonce concert, so I will be around
Noam Chumpsky (14:01:12): Two years I believe
Noam Chumpsky (14:01:38): I'm free Friday.
Quit Your Stall-in (14:11:03): lol my boss is on the phone with a client, a woman named Illeana who he represented as well as her brother Dino
Quit Your Stall-in (14:11:13): and he keeps bringing up what a little BITCH Dino was
Quit Your Stall-in (14:14:28): the client, Dino, is refusing to pay, threatening to have his "mob guys" come deal with us
Quit Your Stall-in (14:38:32): None
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:50:22): Brian just shoot up the place
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:58:18): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg
Quit Your Stall-in (15:53:31): "im about to get in his face and beat his fucking face he's such a fucking pussy" - my boss to the lawyer regarding the client lol
Quit Your Stall-in (15:53:42): "i may not be a lawyer, but I know how to win a case, more than most lawyers do" -also my boss
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:01:51): So I have been emailing a mortgage broker and they dudes being an asshole
Pol Pothead (16:02:13): sounds about right for his profession
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:02:31): im trying to spend a shit ton of money with your bank
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:02:36): im not asking for free shit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:02:54): im asking for a nice email and not being condescending
Quit Your Stall-in (16:03:13): Lol my boss used to do mortgages and is going back to it
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:03:27): well there it is folks
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:03:30): explains it all
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:03:33): fuck it
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:03:36): ill pay cash
Pol Pothead (16:06:30): did you find a place yet
Quit Your Stall-in (16:09:31): Remember pay off more if you can interest will kill ya
Quit Your Stall-in (16:10:23): The earlier payments especially
Pol Pothead (16:10:42): yea fuck interest
Quit Your Stall-in (16:11:17): You'll get a lot of nice tax benefits at least
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:21:18): yea we are gunna go 30 year fixed and pay off as much as we can early
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:21:55): when i get a rise and shit we will be able to dump mo money into it
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:22:21): then when we party in hoboken, i can crash in my bed and tell you poeple to get of my property
Pol Pothead (16:23:02): Ill just sleep on the sidewalk, that's my destiny anyway
Friday, 07 October 2016
Quit Your Stall-in (09:08:33): http://www.mycentraljersey.com/story/news/crime/jersey-mayhem/2016/10/06/47-people-indicted-middlesex-county-financial-fraud-case/91666554/
Quit Your Stall-in (09:08:40): here's the case I was one 2 weeks ago it's pretty interesting
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:14:02): https://i.redd.it/i4gvyfe06ypx.jpg
Quit Your Stall-in (11:27:54): "If ignorance is bliss then down syndrome must be euphoria"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:30:39): http://i.imgur.com/aQ66sLe.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:30:45): that water albert eistnien
Quit Your Stall-in (11:32:39): http://www.clickhole.com/article/plus-size-model-was-inspiring-then-she-lost-100-po-4936
Quit Your Stall-in (12:38:58): None
Quit Your Stall-in (12:39:19): tfw sharia law and iraq gaurantee more days off for workers, but they hate us for our freedoms
Quit Your Stall-in (12:39:43): welcome to shit post friday where the likes don't matter
Quit Your Stall-in (12:40:09): Roses are red\nHarambe's in heaven\nBush had prior knowledge of 9/11
Pol Pothead (12:44:45): At least we have our freedom
Quit Your Stall-in (12:45:03): we
Quit Your Stall-in (12:45:10): we're free-2b-dumb
Noam Chumpsky (12:45:23): Freedom to choose between ketchup and catsup
Noam Chumpsky (12:45:44): None
Quit Your Stall-in (12:45:55): freedom to choose between the rich white criminal or the rich white sleezy businessman as our next leader
Noam Chumpsky (12:46:53): Who wants to watch the next debate on Sunday
Quit Your Stall-in (12:47:05): oh ill def be watching
Quit Your Stall-in (12:47:35): and taking diligent notes so I can make an informed decision about who I'm going to vote for! - no one in america
Pol Pothead (13:04:36): i'll watch with you guys again, that was fun
Pol Pothead (13:04:47): i almost forgot they were running for president
Quit Your Stall-in (13:05:25): that must have been a beautiful moment in your life when you forgot trump and clinton existed and were running for president
Quit Your Stall-in (13:13:25): let's make a pact. if 20 years from now, it's donald trump jr vs chelsea clinton, we all up and move to the woods to start a new community of our own
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:19:21): But if its Ivanka vs Cheslea, then now
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:19:33): just want to see a scissor contest
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:19:43): Arts and Crafts Bitch\\
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:19:49): im so bored at work
Quit Your Stall-in (14:21:02): I'd show Ivanka my Trump Tower if ya know what I'm saying
Quit Your Stall-in (14:21:16): I think Donald wants to too
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:21:19): Id show her my crippling debt
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:21:47): He has too have called his dick the trump tower righjt
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:21:52): that has to have happened
Quit Your Stall-in (14:22:23): "cmon baby, just the top floor"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:24:36): imagine 2020, when we have two normal people gain
Quit Your Stall-in (14:25:15): yea unfortunately i think we're heading down a slippery slope tbh
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:25:19): like we are gunna be "well i dont like Rubios\xa0stance on this" and "i dont like insert democratic\xa0name foregin polies"
Noam Chumpsky (14:25:21): Well, one of them in 2020 is still gonna be one of the fucknuts that were stuck with now
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:25:38): instead of why is trump tweeting at 3 am about a sex tape
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:25:52): and how many death can we link to clinton
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:25:58): 47
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:26:02): the number is 47
Noam Chumpsky (14:26:11): My money is on Lt Gov of California Gavin Newsom winning in 2024
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:26:20): not 2020
Noam Chumpsky (14:26:27): 2024
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:26:35): i doubt either fucks will be a 2 termer
Noam Chumpsky (14:27:04): Depends what happens to GOP in the wake of Trump
Quit Your Stall-in (14:27:07): well i think clinton has a better shot of being a 2 termer
Quit Your Stall-in (14:27:20): trump i think will be a 1 term lame duck president who will struggle to get anything done in congress
Noam Chumpsky (14:27:55): I dunno. If he wins, he'd likely have two houses working in his favor
Quit Your Stall-in (14:28:20): i mean i don't know a single dem who likes him and a lot of republicans do not like him still either
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:28:29): i think trump loses
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:28:33): Hilary wins
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:28:44): Rubio comes out on top for the GOP
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:28:57): kicks her in the teet since she will destroy everything
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:29:17): Unless anither no name republican comes in
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:29:35): If hilary wins we will hace\xa0a a Rep in office in 2020
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:29:50): and if trump wins we will have a dem in for 2020
Quit Your Stall-in (14:29:52): if hillary does bring a higher minimum wage, abolishes private prisons like she said, and reschedules marijuana, she won't be a complete fucking waste at least. sucks for brown people in other countries who have to deal with clinton though
Quit Your Stall-in (14:30:23): idk i feel like if clinton wins, the whole democratic structure is behind her in 202
Quit Your Stall-in (14:30:25): 2020*
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:30:27): im sorry there are other countrys\xa0besides America?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:30:31): you mean the ocean?
Quit Your Stall-in (14:30:57): lol
Noam Chumpsky (14:31:21): The only threat that Trump actually poses is an existential one
Quit Your Stall-in (14:31:36): unless there is another further left party that emerges that sucks some of her more lefty democrats from her, which i hope happens, i think she'll win 2020 minus some major screw up or health thing
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:31:59): Hilary need voter turn out, Democrats do shit numbers with undecided voters. Romney won the indepent vote handledy but Barry got more democrats out
Noam Chumpsky (14:32:04): Seriously. POTUS has enormous power to conduct secret warfare. Trump said yesterday his plan is to attack first
Quit Your Stall-in (14:32:18): he just wants to follow the bush doctrine of preemptive strike
Quit Your Stall-in (14:32:27): the shill does need turnout
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:32:36): and no one wants
Quit Your Stall-in (14:32:45): here in NJ i've seen WAY more trump than hillary signs too and i've been trying to figure out why since democrats outnumber republicans 9:1 here
Quit Your Stall-in (14:33:03): i think people are ashamed to openly support clinton, but just view her as a better alternative
Noam Chumpsky (14:33:08): Cause even Dems don't wanna say they're for shill
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:33:21): becuase hillary is that old eggo\xa0you find in back of the fridge, youll eat it ifr\xa0your hnger but yiu dont weant to
Noam Chumpsky (14:33:22): But they still hate Trump
Quit Your Stall-in (14:33:27): funny cause that's my moms rational for voting trump
Quit Your Stall-in (14:33:48): she just can't vote clinton. shes not on board with trump just views him as a better alternative to clinton
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:33:50): No one will win this election
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:34:01): they other person just wont lose
Noam Chumpsky (14:34:22): Trump wins no matter what
Quit Your Stall-in (14:34:52): honestly is this election depressing anyone else
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:35:03): has there ever been this much of a shit show ?
Noam Chumpsky (14:35:03): If he loses, he starts there media empire that everyone gossips about
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:35:37): this election is waking up after drinking next to a 400lbs ham planet
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:35:48): we need to look ourselves int he mirror
Noam Chumpsky (14:35:54): Yes. Very depressing. My parents lived through legitimate social upheaval in the sixties. They've never seen anything like this
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:35:55): and think about our decisions
Noam Chumpsky (14:36:23): Historians relay the same thing. This election is fucked
Pol Pothead (14:38:55): Just wait till our generation is the one that is primarily voting
Quit Your Stall-in (14:39:14): i got a modest proposal
Quit Your Stall-in (14:39:16): eat the rich
Noam Chumpsky (14:48:07): not enough of them to go around
Noam Chumpsky (14:48:25): we'll starve to death
Pol Pothead (14:50:45): We need to bring back slavery
Quit Your Stall-in (14:51:11): gulags por favor!
Quit Your Stall-in (14:52:34): bill gates, dig that trench
Noam Chumpsky (14:52:42): take the red pill peter
Noam Chumpsky (14:52:47): you're so close to realizing the truth
Pol Pothead (14:55:51): This gorilla dick daddy is hungry for the truth
Quit Your Stall-in (14:56:28): hey kid, capitalism is a cycle of failure on a global scale spread the good word
Noam Chumpsky (14:58:43): hey kids, psst, it's me Uncle Sam. don't tell your parents I told you this, but slavey never ended.
Noam Chumpsky (14:58:49): \ufffd
Noam Chumpsky (14:59:18): we dont even have to clothe and feed them slaves no more.
Noam Chumpsky (15:01:06): and... the police will shatter their knees for us!
Noam Chumpsky (15:01:22): None
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:12:34): i want to run for presdient
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:12:48): some one find me a porno that needs inrtoducing
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:12:54): and a private email server
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:14:04): got to use my hotmail account $hillDawg69 to email troop postions
Quit Your Stall-in (15:27:43): we must embrace fully automated gay space communism before elon musk ruins it
Noam Chumpsky (15:38:07): Anything going on later tonight
Noam Chumpsky (15:38:09): ?
Quit Your Stall-in (15:38:44): Just trying to seize the means
Pol Pothead (15:48:35): I'm busy tonight, might be free tomorrow
Pol Pothead (15:48:44): I've already seized my means
Quit Your Stall-in (15:49:12): ill be right out of the bathroom! I'm just seizing my means, namean \ufffd
Pol Pothead (16:12:03): Don't come in mom, I'm organizing an uprising
Noam Chumpsky (16:15:49): "I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women \u2014 I just start kissing them, it's like a magnet. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything\u2026 Grab 'em by the pussy."
Noam Chumpsky (16:15:56): guess who said it......
Noam Chumpsky (16:16:29): and also said....
Noam Chumpsky (16:16:36): "I moved on her actually, she was down in Palm Beach and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try to fuck her, she was married \u2026 and I moved on her very heavily"
Noam Chumpsky (16:16:53): and....
Pol Pothead (16:17:03): Goddamn it Bill Clinton
Noam Chumpsky (16:17:12): "I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture and I told her 'I'll show you where you can get some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch, and I could not get there, and she was married. And all the sudden I see her and she's got the big phony tits, she's totally changed her look."
Noam Chumpsky (16:17:21): http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/trump-hot-mic-when-you-re-star-you-can-do-n662116
Pol Pothead (16:18:04): At least he's not Hillary durrrrr
Noam Chumpsky (16:21:02): \u201cThis was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course - not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended.\u201d
Noam Chumpsky (16:21:05): https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/statement-from-donald-j.-trump
Noam Chumpsky (16:21:19): that's his official response
Quit Your Stall-in (16:22:03): i love how that's an announcement on his websitel ol
Pol Pothead (16:23:31): I like how the context is supposed to make what he said he less gross
Quit Your Stall-in (16:23:51): lol sure im bad but my opponents husband is worse
Quit Your Stall-in (16:23:59): i mean bill was a womanizer no doubt, dicking bimbos to this day
Pol Pothead (16:24:12): But he's not running for president again
Noam Chumpsky (16:24:54): at this point, can't we just elect carter of Bush sr. again? At least we know they're stable individuals
Noam Chumpsky (16:24:58): or*
Quit Your Stall-in (16:25:14): it does seem a little hypocritical though to call out someone else for being a womanizer when you potentially married a bigger womanizer lol
Quit Your Stall-in (16:25:24): they're both just shit
Quit Your Stall-in (16:25:47): i mean women have come out against bill saying he raped them
Quit Your Stall-in (16:26:00): though i've also heard the same about turmp
Quit Your Stall-in (16:26:03): god dam are we fucked
Noam Chumpsky (16:27:13): at least Kennedy womanized in the privacy of his own home
Noam Chumpsky (16:27:24): i.e., the white house
Quit Your Stall-in (16:27:57): JFK was fucked in the head too, made a intern he was banging blow a colleague while he watched
Quit Your Stall-in (16:28:11): apparently JFK was a minute man too, but I guess he had pres shit to do
Noam Chumpsky (16:28:44): CUCK ALERT. SET THE ALERT SYSTEM TO DEFCUCK 1!
Quit Your Stall-in (16:29:32): Oh man if Trump was elected I would like a daily Cuck Alert Status
Quit Your Stall-in (16:29:36): Cuck Alert: BBC level
Quit Your Stall-in (16:29:39): this is the big time boys
Quit Your Stall-in (16:30:18): if trump uses the word in any of the future debates i can at least be sure that there is no hope left for american politics
Quit Your Stall-in (16:30:26): the word cuck*
Pol Pothead (16:32:08): There already is no hope
Pol Pothead (16:32:37): I still get offended when I hear about trump on the news, like we are supposed to take him seriously
Pol Pothead (16:33:21): My determining factor for when politics is fucked up: if Ben Carson seems like a good choice compared to you, things are not looking hot
Quit Your Stall-in (16:33:31): The Ben Carson Test
Noam Chumpsky (16:33:32): we have to. he's the nominee of one of two major politcal parties
Quit Your Stall-in (16:33:41): its either that or throw away our vote!
Pol Pothead (16:35:27): People should just admit this is a meme circus
Quit Your Stall-in (16:35:44): it always has been
Quit Your Stall-in (16:35:47): society of spectacle
Quit Your Stall-in (16:35:57): breads and circuses etc
Pol Pothead (16:38:48): Carbs have ruined this nation
Quit Your Stall-in (16:39:12): our politics need to go on a ketogenic diet
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:51:52): r/thathappened is amazing'
Noam Chumpsky (16:59:30): So Paul Ryan was supposed to campaign for Trump this weekend. Odds that he sticks to it?
Noam Chumpsky (17:00:14): And CNN just played the full uncensored audio/video. Pussy and all. It's amazing
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:01:43): https://i.redd.it/c886y2gw3ypx.png
Pol Pothead (17:06:44): I miss classic DJ Khaled before he became self aware
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:36:57): A tinder bitch. She don't get responsible saving
Quit Your Stall-in (18:39:04): I don't know this woman but she's already made me angry at her
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:39:36): She said she was kidding. But trust me. Your strange ain't worth my savings
Quit Your Stall-in (18:39:42): Also wikileaks just leaked hillarys paid speeches apparently
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:40:28): Aren't all speeches paid
Quit Your Stall-in (18:41:47): Well I guess the ones that she never released the transcripts to. To Goldman sacs etc
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:42:36): Ohhhh
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:42:39): The dancing
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:42:43): Damning
Noam Chumpsky (18:43:14): Sunday is gonna be fun
Quit Your Stall-in (18:45:08): Holy shit these are awful
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:46:21): Bad enough for president trump
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:59:05): None
Noam Chumpsky (19:01:14): Brian, you find anything in the Podesta emails? A lot of it is just internal strategy and back and forth with media
Pol Pothead (19:01:36): Tell her "this gorilla dick daddy is hungry. And if you don't blow me right, I might kill you"
Quit Your Stall-in (19:02:48): Saw clinton campaign worked with Bloomberg on anti sanders ad
Quit Your Stall-in (19:03:08): You know maybe Julian assange isn't such a cuck after all
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:05:55): So the media is in with Clinton. Our crazy uncles and Steve were right
Quit Your Stall-in (19:06:21): See the tin foil hat was a good idea
Quit Your Stall-in (19:07:31): My mom thinks the whole trump thing is overblown, that's just how guys talk lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:07:59): Yea. We always talk about pretty much taking beautiful woman
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:08:16): Like the trump thing is stupid. But that can't put shine the Hillary emails
Quit Your Stall-in (19:09:35): The fox news anchor says maybe he's grown up since then
Noam Chumpsky (19:09:35): I can honestly say I have never heard anyone around me talk about grabbing bitches by the pussy or even just hinting at the notion of making advances against one's will
Quit Your Stall-in (19:09:56): He was 59 then and 70 now. He's got no more growing up to do. He's only shrinking from here on out.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:10:20): I go right for the pussy.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:10:31): Claw game that shit
Noam Chumpsky (19:10:46): None
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:11:54): None
Quit Your Stall-in (19:13:37): This election has turned into a race to the bottom
Quit Your Stall-in (19:14:12): To top it off buzzfeed broke the wiki leaks story
Quit Your Stall-in (19:14:39): Truly the end times
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:14:41): Buzzfeed the only unbought media
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:14:57): It's kinda smart. More people look at buzzfeed then CNN
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:15:00): Or fox
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:22:55): Clinton looking at the wiki leaks
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:30:44): I forgot comic con was this week. Weirdos on the train
Noam Chumpsky (21:38:17): RNC officials meeting in DC right now to talk about booting Trump from the ticket
Noam Chumpsky (21:39:20): Check out @Yamiche's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/784564766211727360?s=09
Noam Chumpsky (21:40:32): Check out @Yamiche's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/784565272464064512?s=09
Noam Chumpsky (21:41:02): So I take that back. Looks like they're probably scheming to make him quit
Pol Pothead (21:43:05): Doubt he'd ever drop out now
Pol Pothead (21:43:35): And if he quits Hillary is guaranteed the win I bet. It takes the US a year to figure out who is even running
Noam Chumpsky (21:43:43): Really though? He's gonna make more money than he ever had in the past if he actually starts a media network
Pol Pothead (21:44:08): Are these latest comments even that outrageous though
Pol Pothead (21:44:15): Like are you actually surprised
Noam Chumpsky (21:44:23): Grab her by the pussy
Noam Chumpsky (21:45:02): No. But he's literally saying he gropes women against their will
Pol Pothead (21:45:06): Remember when trump said he could kill someone and his fans would still love him
Noam Chumpsky (21:45:27): Yeah, but this is America. We love guns
Noam Chumpsky (21:45:37): And that was rhetorical
Pol Pothead (21:45:39): "he may molest women but at least he's not Hillary"
Noam Chumpsky (21:46:46): O and Paul Ryan did in fact cancel their event planned for tomorrow
Noam Chumpsky (23:07:30): Trump is releasing a video statement. Tonight. It's almost midnight. Something about this is different.
Noam Chumpsky (23:28:46): https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/784595559562743817?s=09
Noam Chumpsky (23:48:42): It's officially been more than 24 hours since Trump has tweeted anything
Pol Pothead (23:57:30): It's probably just going to be him saying sorry
Pol Pothead (23:59:12): just saw a tweet from that breitbart chick defending what trump said. how fucking brainwashed do you have to be
Noam Chumpsky (23:59:26): Chair is chamber of commerce for all of US said he needs to bow out. Colorado rep said the same. Utah gov and rep said same
Pol Pothead (23:59:56): uh oh
Saturday, 08 October 2016
Noam Chumpsky (00:00:01): John huntsman said to bow out
Noam Chumpsky (00:00:25): A lot of unendorsements tonight
Pol Pothead (00:00:34): where do you see this annoucement
Noam Chumpsky (00:00:55): I pretty much only follow journalists on Twitter
Noam Chumpsky (00:01:07): They're all freaking out like I've never seen before
Pol Pothead (00:01:53): https://twitter.com/CNN/status/784597629493735429
Noam Chumpsky (00:01:56): Even Steven colbert said Trump is trying to fuck America
Pol Pothead (00:01:59): oh wow, he is airing a big statement
Pol Pothead (00:02:10): this is the real deal
Noam Chumpsky (00:02:35): Yeah. Chaffetz has clout
Noam Chumpsky (00:03:30): Fox is only covering the hurricane. They're not even touching this
Pol Pothead (00:05:10): https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/784600709203365888
Pol Pothead (00:05:15): their latest tweet lol
Pol Pothead (00:07:46): who leaked the trump audio?
Noam Chumpsky (00:08:10): Access Hollywood dude
Noam Chumpsky (00:08:14): Trump talking now
Noam Chumpsky (00:08:22): Not apologizing
Noam Chumpsky (00:08:34): He's bashing Hillary
Noam Chumpsky (00:08:37): And bill
Noam Chumpsky (00:08:44): It's on Facebook
Noam Chumpsky (00:08:50): Wow
Noam Chumpsky (00:09:17): All he said was "I was wrong. Sorry"
Noam Chumpsky (00:12:33): \nhttps://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157844642270725&id=153080620724&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FRCS03oq8Aw&_rdr
Pol Pothead (00:14:08): only 21 seconds of that was a genuine policy
Pol Pothead (00:14:16): and then hes off to saying "bill clinton was worse!"
Noam Chumpsky (00:14:41): Exactly. A lot of Republicans saying to drop out
Noam Chumpsky (00:14:47): Just tonight
Noam Chumpsky (00:15:07): And access Hollywood says they have HOURS more tape just like this
Noam Chumpsky (00:15:17): Hot mic moments with Donald from over the years
Noam Chumpsky (00:20:42): Virginia rep calls to drop
Pol Pothead (00:21:21): i wish
Noam Chumpsky (00:45:49): Holy shit. CNN just had a bunch of Republicans arguing with one another. One anti Trump woman was saying how Trump's use of the word pussy was offensive. Said it a bunch on live air. Then the pro Trump woman asked her to stop saying pussy because her kids were watching.
Pol Pothead (00:46:23): This is it, the final days of America
Noam Chumpsky (00:46:53): Even Trump's economic advisor tweeted something that ended with "end?"
Noam Chumpsky (00:49:52): https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/784616044048572416?s=09
Noam Chumpsky (00:50:20): There's the clip. Gold
Pol Pothead (00:51:11): Jesus christ\n
Noam Chumpsky (00:56:19): Another senator just told him to fuck off
Noam Chumpsky (00:57:46): And he's on Trump's list for SCOTUS
Pol Pothead (01:08:05): Let's see if this blows over
Noam Chumpsky (01:09:40): I hope not. He deserves this. I hope a fat lesbian Mexican with a flat chest grabs his dick in the forum on Sunday
Pol Pothead (01:12:06): What would really wreck trump is a recording of him saying something racist
Pol Pothead (01:12:15): I know there has to be one out there
Noam Chumpsky (01:12:50): Probably.
Noam Chumpsky (01:43:32): https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/784623745226899456?s=09
Pol Pothead (15:39:50): You guys busy tonight?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:40:03): Nope
Noam Chumpsky (15:40:38): Engagement party in Morristown
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:54:21): Biii
Quit Your Stall-in (16:57:42): Going out to dinner at 6, maybe busy after though.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:57:08): Fav
Quit Your Stall-in (18:43:12): You guys doing anything the 22nd? Halloween booze crusie. Boards 630 to 8, goes from 8 to 12. Open bar. Money goes to animal shelter. May have already mentioned this but not sure.
Noam Chumpsky (18:43:42): I'm gonna pass
Noam Chumpsky (18:43:46): But thanks
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:49:55): That a Friday or Saturday. I know I can't make it back from work by 6:30
Pol Pothead (19:03:07): Unfortunately my parents will be in NJ that weekend
Quit Your Stall-in (19:07:10): It's Saturday marc the booze cruise leaves from lower east side Manhattan
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:22:40): Lemme check
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:33:27): My mom just started crying and freaking out that the recliner couldn't close.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:33:51): I'm going the trump route. Trade the wife's in ever so often
Sunday, 09 October 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:17:11): We doing the debate tonight
Pol Pothead (08:37:10): Unfortunately I can't, just remembered I'm going to a concert lol
Quit Your Stall-in (08:51:56): I'm down with the sickness (that is the us political system)
Noam Chumpsky (09:18:35): O it's on
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:39:20): I watched best of LFL I have never seen so many tramp stamps
Noam Chumpsky (17:44:16): LFL?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:44:32): Legends football league
Noam Chumpsky (17:45:00): O is that the butch ladies league?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:45:52): Nah it's was formally the ligenere football league
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:46:37): It's pretty much just a hooters kitchen fight
Noam Chumpsky (17:48:05): So were they Trump stamps or tramp stamps? And where in God's name were you watching LFL games?
Pol Pothead (17:52:43): For the skill and precision
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:54:19): Tramp stamps. I was on YouTube and best NFL fights popped up in videos. Then went down the rabbit hole
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:56:11): The coaches are crazy too. They act like this is there big break
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:11:22): Where we doing the debate
Noam Chumpsky (19:37:07): Dunno
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:37:27): There a bar showing it ?
Noam Chumpsky (19:37:46): I'm not going to a bar to watch this. Trump just appeared with Bill's alleged rape victims
Quit Your Stall-in (19:37:46): Yea it's called Brians basement bar ;)
Quit Your Stall-in (19:38:00): Brians smoke house really if you know what I mean
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:38:11): Aight. I'll come over around 8:30
Quit Your Stall-in (19:38:17): It's like watching politics with with the sunglasses from they live
Quit Your Stall-in (20:02:48): Me and haley just popped out for a second should be home around 830
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:03:47): Aight. I'll leave at 8:30
Noam Chumpsky (20:24:33): Let me know when you're back doc chak.
Pol Pothead (20:29:26): Let me know if any really wild shit goes down lol
Noam Chumpsky (20:30:02): Well, bill Clinton is gonna be in the same room as his alleged rape victims. So there's that
Quit Your Stall-in (20:38:49): I'm here and queer so get over here
Quit Your Stall-in (20:40:07): Trump gonna say some wild shit like "I'm that gorilla dick god, I make dyke pussy wet"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:46:45): Your door bell is broken
Pol Pothead (20:50:25): Then I told Milania, you have about ten seconds to show me your hole, and if you don't blow me right, i might kill you
Monday, 10 October 2016
Quit Your Stall-in (07:31:32): So trump promised if elected to have the Attorney General investigate clinton
Noam Chumpsky (07:32:18): And thrown in jail
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:40:56): Back to things to look forward to. Gears 4 was pretty damn good
Pol Pothead (07:44:54): Glad I skipped the debate last night lol
Quit Your Stall-in (08:06:35): Honestly it was funny seeing hillary struggle and how shocked she was at some of the stuff trump said
Pol Pothead (08:28:45): Would you say that trump moved her like a bitch?
Quit Your Stall-in (08:31:02): "I'm happy someone like you isn't in charge of the law" -hillary "because you'd be in jail"-trump, probably trumps best moment lol
Quit Your Stall-in (09:29:50): None
Quit Your Stall-in (09:30:06): glad that NBC cleared up exactly how Hillary broke the law lol
Noam Chumpsky (09:32:03): Yup. Fuck the shill
Noam Chumpsky (09:33:33): But we should also remember that the RNC deleted 22 million Bush & Cheney emails from their administration. Republicans don't have a great foundation to make these attacks.
Noam Chumpsky (09:33:56): Then again, Trump ain't no fan of Jeb
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:34:09): So old people can't do emails
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:34:16): Things we learned
Quit Your Stall-in (09:36:58): we need to lower the presidential age so we can elect Baron Trump
Quit Your Stall-in (09:37:01): he's great with computers
Pol Pothead (09:37:29): Baron Trump, what a name lol
Pol Pothead (09:37:52): should name his next kid he has at age 80 "Overlord Trump"
Noam Chumpsky (09:38:15): He named Baron after his fake PR persona.
Noam Chumpsky (09:38:22): John Baron
Noam Chumpsky (09:38:58): https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/the-fix/wp/2016/03/21/the-amazing-story-of-donald-trumps-old-spokesman-john-barron-who-was-actually-donald-trump-himself/
Quit Your Stall-in (09:39:39): whats terrible is i have to go to the_donald to here discussion about certain points. /r/politics is completely overrun now by Correct The Record, hillarys million dollar internet propaganda machine
Pol Pothead (09:40:58): the only way to win is to not play
Quit Your Stall-in (09:41:25): alright who's coming with me to start a commune then lol
Quit Your Stall-in (09:41:33): otherwise we all gotta play still \ufffd
Pol Pothead (09:42:18): you could just live in blissful ignorance like me
Quit Your Stall-in (09:43:13): how blissfully ignorant will it be with the Clinton-ista army comes to your door asking for your papers, and throwing you out of this country if you're a real citizen to make room for syrian refugees
Pol Pothead (09:46:05): i'll just go live in Syria, aka America 2
Noam Chumpsky (11:02:09): https://youtu.be/QlawwBCTP2M
Quit Your Stall-in (11:12:07): None
Noam Chumpsky (11:13:29): Check out @stoolpresidente's Tweet: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/785310331228815360?s=09
Quit Your Stall-in (11:18:27): a thought from Men Going their Own Way:
Quit Your Stall-in (11:18:30): If everyone hates Trumps words, who bought 80 million copies of Fifty Shades of Grey?
Quit Your Stall-in (11:18:34): Women need to be called out. Trump told the truth about women's charecter and they hate it.
Pol Pothead (11:23:14): They cracked the code
Quit Your Stall-in (11:37:28): also just watched that trailer holy shit does that seem dumb
Noam Chumpsky (11:37:42): Yes indeed
Quit Your Stall-in (11:42:03): None
Pol Pothead (11:44:05): I can see the outline of his micropenis and now I want to kill myself
Quit Your Stall-in (11:44:29): I was going to say the same thing. It's like a huge funnel going to a tiny spout
Quit Your Stall-in (12:25:53): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuM3yaPXYAIKY-p.jpg:large
Quit Your Stall-in (12:26:27): disregard apparently this is fake
Quit Your Stall-in (18:29:34): so you guys know how I have 7 cats
Quit Your Stall-in (18:30:02): the smallest kitten, smokey, that has a respiratory thing and possibly have a thyroid thing that would keep him small his whole life (under 5 lbs)
Noam Chumpsky (18:30:08): You a serial pussy grabber now, Brian
Quit Your Stall-in (18:30:10): he may be whats actually called a "dwarf kitten"
Quit Your Stall-in (18:30:15): and worth a few grand
Noam Chumpsky (18:30:45): Instagram famous kitten. Living next door. To me!!!
Quit Your Stall-in (18:30:46): and we promised him to some dumb 12 year old girl who probably won't even sell him for cold hard cash
Noam Chumpsky (18:32:02): Bet Lori feels real stupid now, not being able to capitalize on her kitten's physical deformity
Pol Pothead (18:45:21): Cat-pitalism
Quit Your Stall-in (18:48:46): booooooo
Quit Your Stall-in (18:53:41): we need socki-ialism
Quit Your Stall-in (18:53:43): socks for everyone
Quit Your Stall-in (19:36:54): fuck steve yobs
Quit Your Stall-in (20:01:02): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiSVzNbmzO0
Pol Pothead (20:08:54): Bill burr is always so on point lol
Quit Your Stall-in (21:47:52): Yea he's the number one comic right now imo
Tuesday, 11 October 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (04:43:32): I thought spiderman number 1 was the number one comic right now
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:55:23): a girl on tinder asked me if i was a good listerner
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:55:28): Da Fuq
Pol Pothead (16:03:29): Say bitch you typing to me, I'm a good reader
Pol Pothead (18:43:00): Lori just posted a progress photo on Snapchat with the caption "it's a lifestyle"
Pol Pothead (18:43:18): She has to be fucking with us at this point
Quit Your Stall-in (18:43:29): I don't eat 18 hardboiled eggs a day because it's easy, I do it because it's hard
Pol Pothead (18:44:00): I didn't choose the egg lifestyle, the egg lifestyle chose mr
Quit Your Stall-in (18:45:00): My mom's been worried about my sister since she started drinking protein shakes lol
Quit Your Stall-in (18:45:12): Thinks she'll end up bulky and muscular and men don't like that
Noam Chumpsky (18:45:45): Sounds like your mom took the red pill
Pol Pothead (18:46:02): Lori's SMV is too low
Noam Chumpsky (18:46:18): SMV?
Pol Pothead (18:46:20): But for real those protein shakes will sneak up on you
Pol Pothead (18:46:43): They can be calorie dense
Quit Your Stall-in (18:48:01): Smv is sexual market value, on the red pill
Pol Pothead (18:48:17): It's all about that SMV
Quit Your Stall-in (18:48:32): There's also a redpillwomen subreddit I went to the other day and one of the top posts ever was "want to increase your smv? Lose weight"
Pol Pothead (18:48:53): It's like bizarro world
Quit Your Stall-in (18:52:26): Gotta get lori on my egg diet if she really wants results
Pol Pothead (18:53:52): Hey lori, you ever think about quitting CrossFit and just eating 18 eggs a day?
Quit Your Stall-in (18:54:27): Honestly it's super cheap way to eat especially if you buy your eggs at costco. I did the calculation the other day it's less than $100 a month to eat
Quit Your Stall-in (18:55:08): You ever feel like a slave to big food? Time to break the chains that bind you to your stouffers, hungry man dinners, and chicken nuggets.
Quit Your Stall-in (18:55:38): Just eat 1 to 2 dozen eggs a day!
Quit Your Stall-in (18:56:01): Honestly it is perfect macros for me lol
Quit Your Stall-in (18:57:04): Good bye cooking, hello 20 6-7 hardboiled eggs a meal
Quit Your Stall-in (18:57:12): Hello to*
Quit Your Stall-in (18:57:46): My farts will clear a room
Pol Pothead (18:57:49): You see these abs? I consume entire generations of chickens a day to get them
Quit Your Stall-in (18:58:12): Freedom ain't not free and neither are these abs
Quit Your Stall-in (18:58:49): Just like american soldiers fought hard for our freedoms, I fought hard for these sick abs that I use for, well really nothing, but they look great
Noam Chumpsky (18:59:58): No use? I share them with others for fake internet points in the hope that an advertising agency will capitalize on my influence
Pol Pothead (19:15:02): Hey kid, I saw you accomplished a goal based purely on your vanity and ability to do repetitive tasks three or four times a week. We want to sell t-shirts based on those abs
Noam Chumpsky (20:37:15): https://youtu.be/98oxZOM_niU
Noam Chumpsky (20:37:45): I'm most disturbed by the fact that he kinda looks like my dad in this.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (21:08:31): Someone summarize this. I had a free happy hour and don't feel like reading
Noam Chumpsky (21:10:05): Lori became a stereotype
The Socialist PAR-TAY (21:14:10): That's old news
The Socialist PAR-TAY (21:14:20): She hops from one to another
The Socialist PAR-TAY (21:14:33): I stick to one. Bro
The Socialist PAR-TAY (21:15:23): Josh is a militants atheist. Pete is "normal" Brian is well. He is woke and transcends
The Socialist PAR-TAY (21:17:13): We are all stereotypes. There's a reason they are a thing
Noam Chumpsky (21:17:47): Fuck you and your God
Quit Your Stall-in (21:18:14): I'm the Woke one? Lol. I'll take it.
Pol Pothead (21:19:02): I'm normal? How did this happen
Pol Pothead (21:19:24): I spent an hour last week convincing people on the internet that I had never eaten garlic bread before
Noam Chumpsky (21:20:13): You're gonna have to spend another hour right now
Quit Your Stall-in (21:21:52): Garlic bread is just another method the government controls us. That's why it's called "garlic bread and circuses"
Noam Chumpsky (21:22:43): Big garlic does it again. How could I have been so stupid
Quit Your Stall-in (21:33:06): I suspect garlic causes brain rot but big garlic keeps stopping my research
Wednesday, 12 October 2016
The Socialist PAR-TAY (02:49:59): You guys see the video of fake vr using the voice actor of Trevor from GTA
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:00:31): I'm so popular
Quit Your Stall-in (07:47:23): Marc my mom wants me to bother you to see if you do know anyone who wants a kitten lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:07:54): Yea my mom has 2 people she thinks is. I asked Lori for pictures yesterday
Quit Your Stall-in (08:09:01): Sweet
Quit Your Stall-in (08:09:15): Marc you have the power to save my life here
Pol Pothead (08:09:34): You know Lori is just going to rescue more cats
Quit Your Stall-in (08:09:48): Well Garfield got snipped
Pol Pothead (08:09:54): Nice
Pol Pothead (08:10:11): He's like the Genghis Khan of feral cats
Quit Your Stall-in (08:10:13): One of the others was already pregnant though
Quit Your Stall-in (08:10:38): Yea they estimated he's 10 years old pretty impressive
Quit Your Stall-in (08:11:26): You know what the worst part about having seven cats in your house is? The smell
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:22:03): Ken Bone is a new internet star
Quit Your Stall-in (08:34:46): He looks like kind of person who wiggles his fingers and says "don't mind if I do" when someone brings in donuts
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:05:33): He looks like he writes mlp fan fiction
Quit Your Stall-in (09:06:15): I'd like to ask their candidates about there plans to fund a portal to the cartoon realm
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:20:30): with the rise of clopping entering into the realm of MLP fan fiction, how will you help us Bronies stop the clopping community from ruining a lovely show
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:22:30): Now a questions from Xbox Live, XXGhostXSniperXX69 asked, "Hey Faggot Trump and Bitch Clinton, how do you like it when i bone your mom. Trolololo"
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:42:42): https://i.redd.it/q9g43xim61rx.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:43:39): oh reddit
Pol Pothead (09:50:16): This is Obama's America
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:09:08): http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/0/31//team_america_world_police_derka_derka.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:09:12): Gotta blend in
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:21:59): Also this
Noam Chumpsky (15:23:21): Cuntmafia. Nice
Pol Pothead (15:30:10): That's my kind of mafia
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:33:44): I'm more the Gooch Gang
Noam Chumpsky (15:34:04): Taint Squad
Noam Chumpsky (15:35:05): Coochie Clique
Noam Chumpsky (15:35:32): Kookie Klan
Quit Your Stall-in (15:37:36): Just looked up her instagram oh my lawd
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:39:55): i just did too
Pol Pothead (15:40:00): I sincerely regret looking that up
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:40:03): she is tumblr incarnte
Quit Your Stall-in (15:40:38): I was feeling too happy today, something was bound to bring me down but I never expected it to be the cunt mafia
Noam Chumpsky (15:42:06): She was with Hannibal burress in one photo. And Ellen page in another. I hope people don't actually respect this person
Noam Chumpsky (15:42:28): And I hope you swiped left Marc
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:43:19): which way is accpet
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:43:23): i did that
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:43:31): i want to make this bitch pay
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:43:37): for assulting my eyes
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:43:52): also my reagan bush shirt will make her go hard left
Noam Chumpsky (15:44:20): Right is right
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:44:27): Did i ever tell you about the time early in my tinder game, i was drunk and matched with a ham planet
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:44:56): so i was like hey and she just went off on a about how all guys want is sex
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:45:10): and i just went "You have a tumblr dont you"
Pol Pothead (15:45:47): Does the Reagan tank top get you any poon
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:46:03): hot Soriety Poon
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:46:08): Greeks love Reagan
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:46:33): Being Frat gets you poon
Quit Your Stall-in (15:46:37): Is it cause the Greeks were all gay
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:46:39): hot greek poon
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:46:49): being a hipster
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:46:57): gets you hot in a weird way poon
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:47:04): like puff mipples
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:47:06): girl
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:47:18): or girl with the ass that melted into her thighs
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:47:56): Pete is Flat butt coming to the wedding?
Quit Your Stall-in (15:48:59): Who's flat butt? I feel like I know that name
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:49:31): YO
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:49:36): Someone find me slut face
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:49:42): im gunna\xa0make her my slut wife
Quit Your Stall-in (15:50:01): OH shit slut face!
Quit Your Stall-in (15:50:20): Man I feel so bad I think she heard me calling her that once when I saw her at 711
Noam Chumpsky (15:50:28): Who?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:50:45): you graduated hisghschool at that point
Pol Pothead (16:01:19): Who was slutface
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:13:54): from senior year
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:17:22): Sam Played soccer
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:17:35): sam is a whore
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:17:37): there fore
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:17:42): all soccer players are whores
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:18:06): im doing more shitty transitive property humor know
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:18:17): it think its my new humor period
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:18:22): no more dad jokes
Pol Pothead (16:19:54): im trying to evolve my sense of humor past dad jokes
Pol Pothead (16:20:03): because pretty soon the movie Bad Dads will be made and it will no longer be amusing
Pol Pothead (16:21:32): http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2016/10/10/bad-dads-follows-bad-moms/91858742/
Pol Pothead (16:21:33): fuck my life
Noam Chumpsky (16:21:48): God damn it
Pol Pothead (16:21:57): in like 2011 we came up with The Dad Network
Pol Pothead (16:22:11): we came up with "Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Baddest Dad of Them All?"
Pol Pothead (16:22:18): and now Hollywood has perverted that idea
Noam Chumpsky (16:23:48): Well, the CIA has enormous influence in Hollywood. And the national security apparatus in the US collects data on its citizens. Hence, the CIA stole our creative works to make profit
Pol Pothead (16:24:28): I knew it
Pol Pothead (16:25:09): This is Obama's America
Pol Pothead (16:25:19): Soon to be Obama 2's America
Noam Chumpsky (16:25:38): I wasn't kidding about the CIA thing either
Noam Chumpsky (16:25:50): https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1530122651/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_2_8?colid=RI9GCNFL53VO&coliid=I2RDZU7WCB72EL
Noam Chumpsky (16:26:59): This guy was a screenwriter doing a story about the CIA in Panama. He was found murdered, without hands. Super sketchy circumstances
Noam Chumpsky (16:27:18): https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0292772467/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_2_7?colid=RI9GCNFL53VO&coliid=I3IJTT5JFTKXJE
Pol Pothead (16:30:01): interesting
Pol Pothead (16:30:21): it's all propaganda
Noam Chumpsky (16:31:22): Not all. But a good deal is influenced by Washington
Pol Pothead (16:32:08): personally i think we could use some more Walmart themed movies
Pol Pothead (17:32:10): http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/room-director-tommy-wiseau-star-937339
Noam Chumpsky (17:38:01): I'm sold
The Socialist PAR-TAY (22:03:28): Fuck her right in the pussy was fake right
Pol Pothead (22:04:51): I think so
Thursday, 13 October 2016
Quit Your Stall-in (07:01:43): Donald Trump is planning on using the new York times for their collusion with the Clinton campaign and defamation of him or something like that
Quit Your Stall-in (07:24:03): http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-was-never-able-accept-my-sons-autism-until-i-mon-3532
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:36:58): Clinton is a cunt. But Donald needs to just bow out
Quit Your Stall-in (08:39:11): What kind of phones do you all have
Noam Chumpsky (08:43:29): Moto X 2ng gen
Noam Chumpsky (08:43:44): Brian, get a pixel
Quit Your Stall-in (08:43:58): Is there a new gen? Do you like it? \xa0My phone is pretty much essentially done now
Quit Your Stall-in (08:44:19): Thank you planned obsolescence!
Quit Your Stall-in (08:45:04): Whats a pixel
Noam Chumpsky (08:45:47): Don't know about new one. Pixel is the new Nexus phone. Stock Android. Built by Google
Noam Chumpsky (08:46:13): And you can switch to Google Fi.
Noam Chumpsky (08:46:36): From Verizon. Only like $30/month
Quit Your Stall-in (08:47:42): I'm on a family plan but I may switch to that. Pixel seems cool though.
Pol Pothead (08:48:00): Yea the pixel looks legit
Pol Pothead (08:48:17): Or the s7 if you like Samsung
Quit Your Stall-in (08:52:09): I do like random fires
Pol Pothead (08:52:35): Keeps you on your toes
Pol Pothead (08:54:20): iPhone 7 too if you don't use your headphone jack lol
Quit Your Stall-in (08:55:01): Keep me on my toes for always potentially losing my headphones!
Quit Your Stall-in (08:55:30): wow, all these companies trying to keep me on my toes, what a world
Pol Pothead (09:01:06): Sorry that you don't want to be challenged anymore
Pol Pothead (09:01:52): I want a p bump
Pol Pothead (09:02:03): I want a phone with no screen
Pol Pothead (09:02:27): So I have to send a letter to Samsung and wait two business days to see what is on there
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:37:13): http://imgur.com/JsCbGSr
Noam Chumpsky (14:39:46): Only one of these two men can rightfully make a claim on the Bone Zone
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:50:23): https://i.redd.it/7g7dz157r9rx.jpg
Noam Chumpsky (14:51:17): None
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:27:35): http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/FDL7WheSjQdxCY90WpO6gd5_3uU=/950x534/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F243753%2Fken-bone-smoke-weed.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:27:46): I might go as Ken Bone for Halloween
Pol Pothead (15:28:07): Solid choice
Noam Chumpsky (15:28:31): Best start growing that stache.
Noam Chumpsky (15:28:41): And an affinity for liberal policy
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:28:53): i have a stache
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:29:01): its connected to my beared
Pol Pothead (15:33:20): You are going to have to shave the beard portion.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:34:51): it will grow back
Quit Your Stall-in (15:40:27): oh I heard something in Jury Duty that's crazy
Quit Your Stall-in (15:42:25): Everytime your license plate is just run by a cop car, just run not leading to you being pulled over or anything, it's recorded in a database that is used by the state
Pol Pothead (15:42:52): Not surprised
Quit Your Stall-in (15:42:56): in this database is also everytime you've been pulled over, everytime you went through a toll, everytime you passed a camera that catches your license plate
Quit Your Stall-in (15:43:05): and you know what all this info is being used for?
Quit Your Stall-in (15:43:09): to catch people for insurance fraud lol
Noam Chumpsky (15:44:27): JUSTICE!!!!
Quit Your Stall-in (15:44:55): Apparently a new law was just put into place in 2015 regarding insurance fraud
Quit Your Stall-in (15:45:07): You can't buy car insurance out of state, its a fucking crime lol
Noam Chumpsky (15:45:47): You can't buy health insurance out of state either. I don't see the relevance
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:46:44): whomp
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:46:58): also brian i told my vp that you have a neilson box
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:47:21): and that i tell you what to watch
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:47:25): she told me
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:47:44): "awesome, we might need him for other stuff"
Noam Chumpsky (15:48:01): Insider trading. Nice
Quit Your Stall-in (15:48:08): What's my %
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:48:22): a hot dog and a blunt
Pol Pothead (15:48:26): Yeah you can't buy car insurance out of state, and NJ had the highest rates in the US
Quit Your Stall-in (15:48:33): also pretty ridiculous if you're gonna have private industry, you don't even let them compete. it's not even a free market, its monopolies within each state lol
Quit Your Stall-in (15:48:48): and you can't even drive without insurance
Noam Chumpsky (15:49:14): Yeah but each state has highly variable regulations
Noam Chumpsky (15:49:32): Which is why the health insurance wouldn't work
Noam Chumpsky (15:50:11): You'd need federal consensus on regulation
Noam Chumpsky (15:50:22): But we determine largely state by state
Noam Chumpsky (15:50:45): So Mississippi car insurance may not even be remotely applicable in NJ
Pol Pothead (15:51:11): i love my free market where comcast has a monopoly over my entire city
Noam Chumpsky (15:51:21): You in effect may be putting yourself on the line for some minor infraction, whereas in Mississippi you're all good cause there's different standards
Pol Pothead (15:51:43): my car insurance is almost higher than the payments on my car
Pol Pothead (15:52:15): is that technically negative equity lol
Noam Chumpsky (15:52:16): I'm not saying the lack of competition is good, but solution isn't to just"get rid of the lines" as Papa Trump would say
Quit Your Stall-in (15:52:51): No it's not Pete, equity is about building your assets. However cars are quickly depreciating so you're not exactly building equity with them
Quit Your Stall-in (15:53:13): Also who's this Evan MccMullin who's giving Trump and Clinton a run for their money in Utah
Pol Pothead (15:53:21): this 2015 subaru impreza is my ticket to the big time
Pol Pothead (15:53:24): just you see, in ten years
Quit Your Stall-in (15:53:24): he's polling 20%
Quit Your Stall-in (15:53:37): It will be a classic in 2035!
Pol Pothead (15:54:02): hey honey look, a 2015 impreza! remember those from 20 years ago
Noam Chumpsky (15:54:48): Former CIA officer and congressional advisor. Mormon. Only eligible in a few states. His plan is deny Hillary and Trump 270 and have the election thrown to the newly elected House
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:54:50): Shut up peter and get in the boat, global warming flooded the world
Quit Your Stall-in (15:55:20): I like his plan
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:55:27): he is the batman
Quit Your Stall-in (15:55:33): Or is he the Joker?
Noam Chumpsky (15:55:38): It's what I laid out for Colin Powell
Quit Your Stall-in (15:55:59): Actually scratch that, Trump is the Joker and Hillary is 2-Face
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:56:01): Hiliary is two face
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:56:07): Trump the joker
Noam Chumpsky (15:56:12): Definitely the joker. Making a mockery of the system by exploiting it's vulnerabilities and absurdities
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:56:18): Ken Bone is bain
Quit Your Stall-in (15:56:33): Feel the Bain Pain of this Bone
Pol Pothead (15:56:37): https://cdn.tmpo.co/data/2016/09/17/id_539944/539944_620.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:56:39): Obama is black panther
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:57:07): Bill Clinton is Guy Gardner
Pol Pothead (15:57:25): who is guy gardner
Pol Pothead (15:57:56): you'd think bill clinton would be aquaman because his sea men get everywhere
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:57:58): he got kicked \xa0out of the green lantern core for having to much fun
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:58:03): and not weaing the mask
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:58:26): http://www.newsarama.com/images/i/000/150/406/i02/GL_Lost_Army_1_pg_Guy_Gardner.jpg
Pol Pothead (16:00:11): lol one minute i'm not wearing any magic rings
Quit Your Stall-in (16:01:06): one minute no magic rings, next minute things are getting weird!
Pol Pothead (16:03:13): that's too much, man!
Quit Your Stall-in (16:05:04): i mean magic rings, hidden identities, fighting intergalactic beings that could warrant a diety status, all cool
Quit Your Stall-in (16:05:10): but now I'm getting teleported? the heck?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:16:25): http://img00.deviantart.net/256a/i/2013/217/4/e/guy_gardner__genius_by_leolaino76-d6grp9t.jpg
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:29:07): who wants to got to a hockey gaem
Quit Your Stall-in (16:34:37): im down
Quit Your Stall-in (16:34:41): with the hit sticks
Pol Pothead (16:43:31): I'm in
Noam Chumpsky (16:44:20): When and where
Quit Your Stall-in (16:45:36): End of my street, Web Street Warriors vs the King Street Latins
Pol Pothead (16:49:12): Fuck King Street
Quit Your Stall-in (17:13:40): Trump: I didn\u2019t sexually assault a People magazine reporter, because \u201clook at her\u201d
Quit Your Stall-in (17:14:28): Trump's officially out of fucks to give when talking to the media lol
Noam Chumpsky (17:14:36): Ivanka though. Amirite?
Noam Chumpsky (17:15:44): He started by calling Mexicans murderers and rapists. Can anything from the last 18 months be surprising. Seriously
Noam Chumpsky (17:16:04): No one should be shocked. At all.
Noam Chumpsky (17:16:39): Commented on his dick size
Noam Chumpsky (17:17:22): Complained that a fox news anchor was on her period
Noam Chumpsky (17:18:01): Said blacks and Latinos live in hellscapes
Noam Chumpsky (17:18:15): Incited violence at his own rallies
Noam Chumpsky (17:18:27): Threatening to jail his political opponents
Noam Chumpsky (17:18:52): Threatening to open libel laws so that he can suppress media coverage
Pol Pothead (17:19:00): I think he's presidential material
Pol Pothead (17:19:21): How did he get so successful lol
Noam Chumpsky (17:20:09): Branding
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:20:20): George H W Busch. He still got 1 term left
Noam Chumpsky (17:20:27): I'm sure he'd like to brand some black folk too
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:20:43): Keep him as a temp so we can come back in four years with a better plan
Noam Chumpsky (17:21:00): That's what I've been saying. We'd have been better off if this election were Jimmy Carter v Bush Sr
Noam Chumpsky (17:21:38): At least you know where they stand. And they're not horrible people
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:22:19): Fuck it. Get Bernie back up there.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:22:32): I hate socialism but at least he ain't retarded
Noam Chumpsky (17:22:46): If wikileaks comes out with something really damning, ya never know
Noam Chumpsky (17:22:59): But Biden would probably take over
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:23:06): She has been connected to 47 mysterious deaths
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:23:12): Can't get more damning
The Socialist PAR-TAY (17:23:50): I barely got 47 Instagram followers
Noam Chumpsky (17:25:09): It's a few hundred thousand if you count Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, Yemen, Somalia, Ethiopia, Israel/Palestine and Egypt
Noam Chumpsky (17:25:43): And adding nothing mysterious about that. All public information
Noam Chumpsky (17:25:56): Ain't nothing*
Quit Your Stall-in (17:28:21): There's a whole conspiracy about it on The_Donald that one of Trump's sexual victims is actually a part of Hillary's Campagin, and normally you'd laugh it off but after everything else she's done, I honestly wouldn't put it past her
Quit Your Stall-in (17:29:32): Also yea, if one of you were in some way connected to 1 mysterious death I'd probably wouldn't drink with you, connected to 2 mysterious deaths and im probably not hanging out with you anymore, more than that and I'd be volunteering information to the police lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:42:56): So I learned I don't qualify to be an uber driver
Noam Chumpsky (18:43:41): On what grounds?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:43:51): Car too old
Noam Chumpsky (18:44:13): That's fucking ridiculous
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:44:29): I mean it's an 07
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:44:49): Most people don't care of cars like my family does
Noam Chumpsky (18:44:51): Why would that be disqualifying
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:45:04): You need a car 5 years or younger
Noam Chumpsky (18:45:21): You got airbags? You got seatbelts?
Noam Chumpsky (18:45:32): Fuck Uber
The Socialist PAR-TAY (18:45:38): Yea even middle seat belts and airbags
Pol Pothead (19:01:22): Y'all a bunch of Uber h8rs
The Socialist PAR-TAY (19:54:13): I hate everyone and everything
Noam Chumpsky (20:10:54): Welcome
Quit Your Stall-in (20:21:10): 1990s - communism bad. 2010s - welcome to the sharing economy
Quit Your Stall-in (20:21:24): Fuck uber seriously though
Noam Chumpsky (20:21:44): Right in the tailpipe
Noam Chumpsky (20:21:48): No condom
Pol Pothead (20:22:42): Oh come on
Noam Chumpsky (20:22:59): Ok. Condom
Noam Chumpsky (20:23:10): I don't want a dirty dick
Quit Your Stall-in (20:23:10): Sharing is bad until it was monetized
Pol Pothead (20:23:28): Who said that
Quit Your Stall-in (20:23:36): I did
Pol Pothead (20:23:40): You think I want to pay for shit
Quit Your Stall-in (20:23:52): I've probably seen it in comments though
Quit Your Stall-in (20:25:23): Seriously though the gig economy is bad for us it weakens job security and increases competition between workers not companies
Quit Your Stall-in (20:26:29): That's my commie 2 cents of the day, which is all us commies have
Pol Pothead (20:30:32): Youre acting like people are forced to Uber
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:30:44): I dislike uber air bnb all that shit
Noam Chumpsky (20:31:29): Not forced. But done out of economic necessity\n\nI'm surprised to hear that from you Marc.
Quit Your Stall-in (20:31:39): I don't believe any employment is fully 100% voluntary. Gotta eat pay bills etc. Forces outside your control force people to take jobs they don't necessarily like just to stay alive and so I don't think it's voluntary
Quit Your Stall-in (20:32:04): I know Marcs been against it before I was actually lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:32:05): Ever see a man leave off the land.
Pol Pothead (20:32:11): Ah yes Uber or starve
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:32:22): Vote or die
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:33:48): Let's play who is relevant today
Quit Your Stall-in (20:35:57): Paris should have never been relevant in the first place lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:36:35): Paris had Kim karadasin as an assistant when she was in the simple life
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:36:41): Shit comes full circle
Noam Chumpsky (20:36:53): Paris made herself relevant. She's actually pretty smart from what I've heard
The Socialist PAR-TAY (20:37:38): Not as smart as Dante
Quit Your Stall-in (20:38:00): How condescending is that anyways lol. Us Richie riches, for fun, will see how the simple unwashed masses live and see how much we get disgusted!
Quit Your Stall-in (20:38:48): I used to watch it and it was just Paris getting grossed out by farm lifr
Quit Your Stall-in (20:39:51): And Nicole Richie was there too because why not lol
Quit Your Stall-in (23:41:19): http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/13/technology/ken-bone-uber/
Quit Your Stall-in (23:41:30): This world didn't deserve this hero
Pol Pothead (23:42:54): Imagine if he had just teamed up with Joe the Plumber instead
Friday, 14 October 2016
Pol Pothead (07:43:51): You niglets busy tonight?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:47:15): Nah
Pol Pothead (07:48:36): Cool, then you have a few minutes to talk about the Lord
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:49:09): She hasn't made music in a while doh
Noam Chumpsky (07:52:13): Marc, would you be interested in recording a podcast? Two socialists and Pete don't make for thrilling air waves. We need variety. \n\nUnless you had something else in mind, Pete.
Pol Pothead (07:52:44): Not at all lol
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:52:54): I'm game
The Socialist PAR-TAY (07:53:09): 2 commies a bro and a peter place
Noam Chumpsky (07:53:10): Kewl
Quit Your Stall-in (08:29:58): Think the idea was give our perspectives on current events. Also if you had a topic you felt strongly about you can do a small rant on it to be discussed after.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:37:05): Can I call you faggots ?
The Socialist PAR-TAY (08:38:08): If so I'm in. I think I'm the most different on views in the group. Pseudo religious right wing bro who crushes puss
Pol Pothead (08:43:24): I dont know politics as well as you guys
Noam Chumpsky (08:45:23): That's kind of the point actually.
Quit Your Stall-in (08:47:39): It doesn't have to always be politics. I'd get sick of that as well. We can do local or less poltically charged news as well.
Pol Pothead (08:56:33): You guys will run circles around me in politics tho
Quit Your Stall-in (08:58:15): Well I think for whatever topic it is we decide in advance so we can research anyways. There's shit I don't know anything about.
Quit Your Stall-in (08:58:56): Also as much I want to use this as the perfect place to push my political agenda, I'd like to do some stupid shit in the nature of good dad bad dad for fun
Quit Your Stall-in (08:59:58): Also having facts has never been critical to discussing politics if the LAME stream media is anything to go by amrite!
Noam Chumpsky (09:06:03): You free tonight Brian?
Quit Your Stall-in (09:07:27): Tonight I'm Old Bridging it, tomorrow I'll be Edisoning it
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:24:33): i got a date tommorrow
Quit Your Stall-in (09:24:53): whos the guy a durrrrrr
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:25:11): your dad
Pol Pothead (09:25:22): Daaaaaaaaamn
Quit Your Stall-in (09:25:28): oh shit
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:25:49): all your dads
Pol Pothead (09:26:02): Our dads are fags :(
Quit Your Stall-in (09:26:30): Our dads are fags? Not that there's anything wrong with that
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:26:30): you guys will have to look at your dads and know i was in that poop shoot
Quit Your Stall-in (09:26:38): I just thought they'd date more age appropriate men
The Socialist PAR-TAY (09:27:05): age aint nothing but a number if its over 18
Quit Your Stall-in (09:47:19): https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/786909945350328320
Quit Your Stall-in (09:47:25): wikileaks is taking the piss now lolol
Quit Your Stall-in (09:57:02): I think I just found Bill Clinton's cell phone number in a wikileaks article who wants to call it lol
Quit Your Stall-in (09:58:58): Nevermind not Bill's number, but Bill De Blasio's number is here
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:20:11): is it wrong im fooling around with a girl from costco to get discounts
Quit Your Stall-in (10:20:31): yes because cotsco already got the best discounts around
Quit Your Stall-in (10:21:01): unless you're doing it for free food court food
Noam Chumpsky (10:21:11): Actually, Brian is right. Costco employees don't get additional discounts
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:21:23): well fuck
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:21:29): gotta dump her then
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:21:43): wasting my time an shit
Pol Pothead (10:31:16): Imagine a girl bringing you costco pizza in bed
The Socialist PAR-TAY (10:31:34): just came a little
Quit Your Stall-in (10:32:07): you know they have brisket sandwiches now at the food court? god damn i love costco
Pol Pothead (10:35:46): I should get a membership
Noam Chumpsky (10:37:27): You should be ashamed of yourself that you don't already have one
Quit Your Stall-in (10:39:47): the 2% cash back one allows you to get 2% back in cash of your yearly purchases, and if that 2% is less than the $100 yearly membership, they make it $100 anyways so it's essentially free
Pol Pothead (10:44:14): I just can't justify it
Quit Your Stall-in (10:44:32): pete they're paying you to shop!
Pol Pothead (10:44:49): I don't shop all that much tho
Quit Your Stall-in (10:44:53): though honestly i trust the quality of costco brand and what they keep in stock plus much cheaper
Pol Pothead (10:44:58): And I would have to go on route 22
Pol Pothead (10:45:02): Aka the worst road in NJ
Quit Your Stall-in (10:45:09): you want 60 eggs? you can get em at dirt prices
Quit Your Stall-in (11:00:49): I got 7 days to lose 2 pounds, its time for an egg cleanse
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:14:04): 30 bananas a day
Quit Your Stall-in (11:16:52): i just did some basic math
Quit Your Stall-in (11:17:26): thats 3150 calories a day, 12 g from fat, 810 g of carbs (with 420 being sugar a durrr), and 39 g protein
Quit Your Stall-in (11:17:33): does not seem like balanced macros at all lol
Noam Chumpsky (11:18:16): Might die too from potassium poisoning
Noam Chumpsky (11:18:33): K not good for how the brain functions
Quit Your Stall-in (11:18:37): 240% magneisum
Quit Your Stall-in (11:19:01): 600% Vitamin B-6
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:22:36): big banana
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:22:42): trying to kill us
Noam Chumpsky (11:23:19): Big Chiquita lost all credibility in my book
The Socialist PAR-TAY (11:43:30): from the Banana Wars?
Noam Chumpsky (11:44:25): Established the first banana republic after BW2
Quit Your Stall-in (12:00:05): apparently there's a commercial on 101.5 that's about my dad
Noam Chumpsky (12:02:38): I mean, he is running for public office
Quit Your Stall-in (12:05:10): yea makes me think if we podcast maybe i need a fake name if im gonna be spouting my rhetoric
Quit Your Stall-in (12:05:14): call my ryan, ryan barabinchak
Noam Chumpsky (12:05:52): I was thinking just go with Mo and Ace and Doc and Schwartz
Quit Your Stall-in (12:07:00): i mean if my dad wasn't who he was i'd use my real name. also his generation doesn't listen to podcasts so its mostly younger people i'd worry about
Pol Pothead (12:07:15): Call yourselves the Bolshevik Boys
Noam Chumpsky (12:08:48): Yeah. Don't wanna leave any openings for people to act maliciously. Trolls be trolling
Quit Your Stall-in (12:09:08): Luckily though we'll have mulitple view points so a troll to one of us is a supporter to another
Quit Your Stall-in (12:09:13): unless its like "go kill urself"
Noam Chumpsky (12:17:53): Pete, what was that thing I need to buy. Some kind of splitter?
Pol Pothead (12:21:07): Probably something like this
Pol Pothead (12:21:09): https://www.amazon.com/Belkin-RockStar-3-5-mm-Headphone-Splitter/dp/B0017PG8KS
Pol Pothead (12:21:30): Just because we'd need multiple headphones to use as monitors to hear our voice
Noam Chumpsky (12:22:25): Gotcha
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:04:52): https://i.redd.it/o5b4onrpterx.png
Quit Your Stall-in (13:07:25): I like that Alaska is commie lol
Quit Your Stall-in (13:11:06): I'm writing in Harambe
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:11:27): when do you wanna recorded
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:11:29): and on what
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:11:40): i dont have good mics
Noam Chumpsky (13:12:04): We're borrowing Pete's brother's mic.
Noam Chumpsky (13:12:09): Record tomorrow
Quit Your Stall-in (13:12:15): also we probably will need one of us to sort of host/run the show to avoid dead air, transition topics etc
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:12:19): one mic?
Noam Chumpsky (13:12:23): Yeah
Noam Chumpsky (13:12:28): For now
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:12:34): aight
Quit Your Stall-in (13:12:37): how will that work, we circle around one mic?
Noam Chumpsky (13:12:38): But it has the ability to capture 360
Noam Chumpsky (13:12:44): Yeah.
Quit Your Stall-in (13:12:45): oh ok cool
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:12:57): we will need to not talk over each other
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:13:00): or bang the table
Quit Your Stall-in (13:13:22): we need someone to guide discussion if it lulls as well imo
Noam Chumpsky (13:13:45): Ill volunteer if no one else wants to
Noam Chumpsky (13:13:53): Pete has most experience though
Noam Chumpsky (13:14:43): Also, Brian started writing out some ideas. I've got some too. But I'd rather not say so that everyone comes in with a blank slate
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:15:19): https://i.redd.it/yhzhehl5lfrx.jpg
Noam Chumpsky (13:16:03): What time everyone available?
Quit Your Stall-in (13:16:40): well maybe one thing to talk about tomorrow would be the email dumps
Quit Your Stall-in (13:16:45): or the election in general
Quit Your Stall-in (13:16:47): the last debate
Quit Your Stall-in (13:17:00): the next debates strategy
Quit Your Stall-in (13:17:14): our perception of candidate support in the state of NJ
Pol Pothead (13:17:18): Write down topics for discussion
Quit Your Stall-in (13:17:44): lori's deadlift form
Noam Chumpsky (13:19:11): Yeah. Just write shit down. Don't say what you've got written down though to one another. If we don't get to it this week, we can cover it another time
Noam Chumpsky (13:19:37): Pick out a few news stories from the week
Noam Chumpsky (13:19:54): General discussion topics
Noam Chumpsky (13:21:11): Only thing we should share with one another before recording are ideas for funny bits.
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:21:14): you nerds can, im bringing the sassy and the good looks and charm
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:21:41): what will our fans be called
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:21:44): i think
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:21:48): Faggots
Quit Your Stall-in (13:21:51): nobody can see your good looks, better bring your radio voice
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:22:05): EVERYONE CAN SEE MY GOOD LOOKS
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:22:35): THEY ARE BEYOND THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM INTO AUDITORY LEVELS
Quit Your Stall-in (13:23:49): "wow that guys voice is amazing, I bet he's a hunk"
Noam Chumpsky (13:25:20): Marc, the show needs a name
Noam Chumpsky (13:25:39): I suggested we steal Pete's Twitter handle, Millennial Fury
Noam Chumpsky (13:25:50): Or just go with Next Gen Biz Men
Noam Chumpsky (13:25:57): Or Ear Stuff
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:26:04): i like fury
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:26:14): and out late night cast can be Night Fury
The Socialist PAR-TAY (13:26:41): and our weird sex podcast can be millennial Furry
Noam Chumpsky (13:27:46): Apparently there's already something called the millennial podcast
Noam Chumpsky (13:28:24): And it's on NPR stations
Quit Your Stall-in (13:28:46): oh ok so no one listens to it
Quit Your Stall-in (13:28:55): we're fine
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:17:14): That guys is a literal Cuck
Noam Chumpsky (14:18:50): Forever partner. Fuck off
Noam Chumpsky (14:19:14): This is where I sympathize with Trumpians.
Quit Your Stall-in (14:21:18): What if he also gets to date other people. Then she's the cuck-queen
Quit Your Stall-in (14:21:30): Are they both cucks if they're both dating other people as well as their forever partner?
Pol Pothead (14:22:18): Sometimes I wonder if I have the social views of a person from the 50s or if social progress in 2016 is just fucking retarded
Quit Your Stall-in (14:23:23): I mean it seems like it's just an extended threesome actually
Quit Your Stall-in (14:24:05): I have a partner who I date/fuck, another 3rd party who I just fuck, and the two shall never meet, and this will go on until who knows.
Quit Your Stall-in (14:24:26): Honestly though like, STD's? What's the point of having sex with a bunch of different people if you always have to wear condoms tbh lol
Pol Pothead (14:24:42): Condoms arent THAT bad lol
Quit Your Stall-in (14:24:50): I mean and other people aren't that great either lol
Quit Your Stall-in (14:24:52): you pick a hole
Quit Your Stall-in (14:24:55): you go in and get out
Pol Pothead (14:25:00): True
Pol Pothead (14:25:04): Sex is sex
Quit Your Stall-in (14:25:10): it's not like some people have a vagina on there stomach and the whole thing is completely different
Pol Pothead (14:25:11): A tits a tit, suck what you can get
Quit Your Stall-in (14:25:22): yea and you know what? that guys getting married
Quit Your Stall-in (14:25:27): so he obviously had the right idea
Pol Pothead (14:26:44): He is sucking what he can get
Pol Pothead (14:27:01): And at the end of the day he's got a tit in his mouth
Quit Your Stall-in (14:27:20): a tit in the mouth, your D in some V without a C, and you're G to G
Noam Chumpsky (14:52:54): Trump shit blowing up right now. Apprentice contestant saying she was assaulted.
Quit Your Stall-in (14:53:26): by Trump?
Quit Your Stall-in (14:53:31): was it Omarosa
Noam Chumpsky (14:53:49): Yup. Kissed and groped
Noam Chumpsky (14:55:03): Man. He is going down in flames. Fast. Fuck did Shill get lucky
Quit Your Stall-in (14:56:01): i don't think that's really true though unless you take /r/politics as the poll
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:56:08): I don't know what more plausible. Him being a rapist. Or Hillary staging all this. Like both have a really good shot ar being really
Quit Your Stall-in (14:56:29): 7/10 republican voters in swing states didn't care about his grabbing pussy comments and 2/10 couldn't even be bothered to listen to them
Quit Your Stall-in (14:56:42): so i don't think this will matter
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:57:04): Hillary will win. And we will get a republican in 4 years
Noam Chumpsky (14:57:45): I think what is most likely is that Trump is a privileged billionaire that actually assaulted women. Not some conspiracy. I'm just saying that had Jeb been the nominee, Hillary would probably be polling where Trump is now
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:58:29): The time has come where we want a Bush in the White House
Quit Your Stall-in (14:59:10): the only news sources i trust now are /r/wikileaks and /r/conspiracy
Noam Chumpsky (14:59:16): And his name is Billy
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:59:37): It's going to be voter turn out. Obama didn't win because he got more independents. He won because he got more decomcrates to vote
The Socialist PAR-TAY (14:59:45): Same with Hillary and trump
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:00:05): Who ever brings more people to the polls will win. Unless your Bernie or all gore
The Socialist PAR-TAY (15:00:08): Al
Quit Your Stall-in (15:00:35): I'm turning out for the 3rd party. but yea if the bigger turnout helps hillary
Quit Your Stall-in (15:00:48): if people think she has it in the bag though that could hurt her
Quit Your Stall-in (15:01:04): but she'll have her good friends at the electronic voter machine company just do a little fixing \ufffd
Quit Your Stall-in (15:03:54): I don't see this Apprentice shit even on /r/politics where'd you hear that josh
Noam Chumpsky (15:04:29): Was just on live TV
Quit Your Stall-in (15:06:17): https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/57dw9a/im_american_citizen_undecided_voter_loving/
Quit Your Stall-in (15:06:32): Ken Bone doing an AMA, top comment is snoop dogg telling him to come thru for a special surprise
Noam Chumpsky (15:06:39): Check out @ReutersPolitics's Tweet: https://twitter.com/ReutersPolitics/status/787005776854290432?s=09
Noam Chumpsky (16:15:50): O boy. Bernie Sanders and Ann Coulter are both on bill Maher tonight.
Quit Your Stall-in (16:19:21): Bills a corporate shill
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:22:45): Ken Bone is marriewd
The Socialist PAR-TAY (16:22:50): time to trade up
GroupMe (18:23:12): Pol Pothead changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (18:23:22): Pol Pothead changed the group's name to Fieri Guys
GroupMe (18:35:14): The Socialist PAR-TAY changed name to Resident of Flavor Town
Resident of Flavor Town (18:36:08): None
GroupMe (18:40:25): Noam Chumpsky changed name to Sushi Joe
Sushi Joe (18:46:34): @wikileaks's Tweet: https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/787060280832380928?s=09
Sushi Joe (18:46:56): DNC trolled Trump. I'm not even upset with this
Pol Pothead (18:49:05): The joke is on them when out of work millennials apply for the job by the hundreds
Resident of Flavor Town (18:58:06): I'm upset. You should never accuse someone of sexual assualt
Resident of Flavor Town (18:58:09): For fun
Resident of Flavor Town (18:58:26): The DNC needs an enema
Resident of Flavor Town (18:58:35): So does the RNC
Quit Your Stall-in (19:03:45): I think I saw that before
Sushi Joe (19:04:22): Yeah I don't think it's new but wikileaks just tweeted it out
Quit Your Stall-in (19:05:40): Thank you based assange
Pol Pothead (22:48:28): just figured out how i'm going to convert josh & brian to christianity
Pol Pothead (22:48:30): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q19qRUBj-ic&feature=youtu.be
Sushi Joe (23:02:25): o man, if only someone had told me that a good punch square in the sternum is all I need to start believing, I would've gotten down on my knees decades ago
Sushi Joe (23:03:00): side note... I drafted an outline for tomorrow. got some current event topics to discuss
Sushi Joe (23:03:27): there's also gonna me a featured topic: CASH
Pol Pothead (23:03:29): dont think i will be able to hang out but let me know what material you guys come up with
Sushi Joe (23:03:43): can we get the mic?
Pol Pothead (23:04:56): yea let me ask my brother
Sushi Joe (23:05:22): wait, is everyone gonna be around sunday?
Pol Pothead (23:06:49): yea thats the lords day
Sushi Joe (23:07:26): Marc? Brian? better if everyone is involved
Sushi Joe (23:07:33): complete tangent, just thought of a stupid article idea\n\nManifest Destiny Dies as the Border Wall: Trump's Surrender
Sushi Joe (23:08:41): Sunday might be best anyway cause steve wont be in edison tomorrow and I thought his input on the subject of cash would be interesting
Saturday, 15 October 2016
Resident of Flavor Town (06:35:36): I'm going apple picking Sunday
Quit Your Stall-in (08:13:18): I should be around Sunday
Pol Pothead (16:05:11): So what is going on for Halloween?
Resident of Flavor Town (16:05:39): Where do we want to go
Resident of Flavor Town (16:05:51): Friday Andrew is coming in
Sushi Joe (16:07:28): I may go to NB/highland park the Friday. Friend is having a party. Other friend may be having a party in Hoboken that Saturday
Sushi Joe (16:07:41): You guys have any ideas
Sushi Joe (16:07:56): And what you all going as
Sushi Joe (20:46:14): i think this may be the best thing i've written so far
Sushi Joe (20:46:15): https://doing.biz/manifest-destiny-dies-at-the-border-wall-603737f3063b#.j8on23751
Sunday, 16 October 2016
Resident of Flavor Town (07:45:01): Pete and I are country folk now. We are buying cowboy hats and learning to line dance
Pol Pothead (10:18:35): It's happening
Pol Pothead (10:18:55): I've already started doing dip
Quit Your Stall-in (10:32:37): This weekend, believe saturday, I'm doing the cruise thing with lori Jackie haley.
Quit Your Stall-in (10:33:03): I'm crossing dressing as a portlandia character so is she. Don't know if we'll do the same costumes the following week that's closer to Halloween tho
Sushi Joe (10:34:11): Read my article. I'm desperate for attention.
Pol Pothead (10:41:21): Lol conquer the hemisphere
Pol Pothead (10:44:50): Am I a Hillary fan now?
Pol Pothead (10:45:17): None
Sushi Joe (10:48:39): I am. But only for comedy's sake
GroupMe (11:13:39): Pol Pothead changed the group's name to Im With Her
GroupMe (11:14:05): Pol Pothead changed the group's name to I'm With Her
GroupMe (11:15:48): Pol Pothead changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (11:16:38): Pol Pothead changed the group's name to Make Goldman Sachs Great Again
GroupMe (11:19:02): Pol Pothead changed name to Doc Choc
GroupMe (11:19:12): Doc Choc changed the group's name to I'm With Her
Doc Choc (11:19:16): OK I'm done
GroupMe (12:00:07): Resident of Flavor Town changed name to Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole
Doc Choc (14:22:53): So was trump just in Edison at some Indian thing?
Quit Your Stall-in (14:24:14): Yea Hindi coalition of Republicans hosted him at the Raritan expo center
Doc Choc (14:24:29): God bless America
GroupMe (14:26:45): Sushi Joe changed name to Shill Bill
Shill Bill (19:45:25): 600th episode of the Simpsons on at 8
Doc Choc (20:02:33): Frank Grimes' ghost lol
Doc Choc (20:29:15): Forgot how much I enjoyed the Treehouse of Horror episodes
Quit Your Stall-in (21:00:40): I'll have to catch up
GroupMe (21:00:52): Quit Your Stall-in changed name to Good Ol' Grimey
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:07:32): That moment when Dunkey does the best political commentary yet
Doc Choc (22:17:49): You mean the video with that trump assassination game?
Shill Bill (22:19:31): What
Monday, 17 October 2016
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (04:43:23): Yea
Good Ol' Grimey (08:06:06): Who's down to watch the fall of America part 1: the third debate on Wednesday
Good Ol' Grimey (08:22:25): https://streamable.com/6g5v
Good Ol' Grimey (08:22:35): this shit is pretty frightening tbh
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:22:34): CNN just got Woke
Good Ol' Grimey (09:23:24): They're just straight up lying telling people they're not legally allowed to look at wikileaks lol. telling people they need CNN and the media to interpret for them. \xa0Clinton News Network confirmed
Good Ol' Grimey (09:23:32): #We'reAllWithHer
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:30:21): It's illegal to be in possession of them. You can look all you want.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:30:53): The more and more that comes out. The more and more I hate everything
Good Ol' Grimey (09:31:14): yea it's like the pentagon papers I believe someone compared it too. it's not like we stole them. \xa0but they're out there now so we can look. \xa0I agree the more that comes out the more I get pissed
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:31:30): Even John Oliver had a story about third party candidates and ripped Shill
Good Ol' Grimey (09:31:30): I made it till 830 today before getting pissed at them though, so that's an improvement
Good Ol' Grimey (09:31:53): yup John Oliver working directly with the campaign was disheartening
Good Ol' Grimey (09:38:32): hillary in a leaked speech said she was against all forms of weed legalization and called environmentalist losers
Good Ol' Grimey (09:38:39): and she wants to defend fracking
Good Ol' Grimey (09:38:48): you know basically her public position lol
Good Ol' Grimey (09:38:53): basically the opposite*
Good Ol' Grimey (09:52:03): also power has been cut off to the embassy where Julian Assange is
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:11:51): If Clinton gets to be president, Snowden should be welcomed back into America
Good Ol' Grimey (10:16:43): Snowden should be welecomed back now, but Obama has been super harsh on whistleblowers. And given Hillary's relationship to wikileaks, I don't think she likes whistleblowers that much. \xa0I don't think it will happen unfortunately.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:21:52): we should send him a cake
Good Ol' Grimey (10:24:40): The cake should read "It's not poison I promise:
Good Ol' Grimey (10:24:41): "
Good Ol' Grimey (10:25:51): Also news I think we all really care about
Good Ol' Grimey (10:25:58): Samantha Barbeito now has a boyfriennd
Doc Choc (10:26:46): You mean a cuck buddy
Good Ol' Grimey (10:27:45): she's not like the guys she usually goes for according to lorit
Good Ol' Grimey (10:27:52): his is a tall lanky hispanic guy who's nice to her
Good Ol' Grimey (10:28:12): she usually dates shorter more muscular white guys who are mean to her
Good Ol' Grimey (10:29:00): he knows nothing of Sam's past
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:03:21): does he use two condoms
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:03:27): and a hazmat suit?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:03:56): i feel like her vag is hte glowing sea in fallout 4, only the most hardened creatures can survive
Good Ol' Grimey (11:04:24): if you've seen stranger things i imagine it looks like the Rift
Good Ol' Grimey (11:04:33): gate, whatever
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:04:50): the demigorgon
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:05:01): that was her bortion
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:05:35): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STjjwHFW5jY
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:08:19): We give Sam alot of shit, but deep down we all know she deserves more hate
Good Ol' Grimey (11:09:28): remember we laughed her out of my house
Good Ol' Grimey (11:09:36): i felt bad but also, she desrved it
Doc Choc (11:09:48): What? I was high!
Good Ol' Grimey (11:12:23): See the thing with insurance companies is they won't raise your rates if you don't tell them it happened \ufffd
Good Ol' Grimey (11:12:43): Why wouldn't I tell them? Oh because I crashed into a parked car in my own driveway but it's ok because I was high at the time
Good Ol' Grimey (11:13:03): I like how her not having to tell insurance was another point for her as though it made it ok lol
Shill Bill (11:13:51): I like when she got offended when she said Lori want talking to her. It needs to be stated that Lori was eating
Good Ol' Grimey (11:14:13): and also Sam was asleep before that while Lori was eating
Doc Choc (11:14:26): Something went terribly wrong in Sam's brain at one point
Good Ol' Grimey (11:38:59): None
Shill Bill (11:52:02): https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/788025474274516992?s=09
Good Ol' Grimey (11:53:30): Vermin Supreme 2016
Shill Bill (11:55:36): \nhttp://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN12H1F2?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social
Doc Choc (11:56:10): 24/7 The Apprentice network
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:56:44): Sweet baby Jesus some one make sure no one gets 270
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:56:55): and we have a good old fashion thunder dome
Good Ol' Grimey (11:56:56): then it goes to the house and they'll pick the shill \ufffd
Shill Bill (11:57:41): Not necessarily.
Good Ol' Grimey (11:57:57): what happens if neither gets 270 then
Shill Bill (11:57:59): 538 did I write up last week, gaming out how it might go down
Doc Choc (11:58:04): you're acting like trump is the lesser of two evils
Good Ol' Grimey (11:58:05): honestly fuck nate silver
Good Ol' Grimey (11:58:21): i can't stand him this election
Shill Bill (11:58:24): Goes to newly elected house
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:58:30): Pick shill so everyone can say we dindnt want shil
Good Ol' Grimey (11:58:47): oh and people think repbulicans might win the house right
Shill Bill (11:58:53): Yeah
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:58:55): Rubio/Cruz vs Shill/Kain 2020
Shill Bill (11:59:03): It's a possibility at least
Good Ol' Grimey (11:59:21): still ther'es the never trump camp in republicans and all those who recently after the pussy video took back their endorsement
Good Ol' Grimey (11:59:31): but then again they're still just shills
Good Ol' Grimey (11:59:43): they don't really care about anything other than their image
Doc Choc (11:59:55): and now everyone is acting like they've never heard a man talk about women in a crude way
Shill Bill (12:00:01): McMullin may win Idaho too
Doc Choc (12:00:08): "I can't believe he talked about a woman's p-p-p-p-p-pussy!"
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:00:28): if you look at this group chat
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:00:33): none of us could run
Shill Bill (12:00:39): Check out @johnclaybrook's Tweet: https://twitter.com/johnclaybrook/status/787098943821787136?s=09
Doc Choc (12:00:51): For a while this group chat was centered around Sam allowing strange men to ejaculate in her butthole without any sort of protection
Good Ol' Grimey (12:01:01): bill burr has a good bit about how whenever it comes out a celebrity cheated on his gf or wife, its the fattest man who's gone the longest without getting laid who talks about how deplorable the rich handsome actor is for submitting to the tidal wave of women who throw themselves at them daily
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:01:07): The Golden era
Doc Choc (12:01:23): They interviewed Tom Hanks and asked him about trump
Shill Bill (12:01:29): Make Unprotected Butt Sex Great Again
Doc Choc (12:01:30): and he's like NO MAN I'VE EVER MET TALKS LIKE THIS!!!
Good Ol' Grimey (12:01:58): yea to say that NO man ever talks like this i think just shows his disconnect. 2 men in my office talk like that lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:02:04): I say "Smackable Ass" to women alot
Good Ol' Grimey (12:02:54): Nick and John have said some shit
Good Ol' Grimey (12:03:04): John has said some shit directly to high school girls lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:03:04): Fucking Nino
Good Ol' Grimey (12:03:11): What about Vinnie lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:03:18): Nino was way worse
Good Ol' Grimey (12:03:20): at least if you're gonna degrade women make it funny like Vinnie
Shill Bill (12:03:50): Well, to be fair, people comment all the time on the female form and how they'd like to throat fuck a woman or two, but I have never overheard anyone talk about it on non-consensual terms
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:03:51): Josh remember when Nino told us about the time he fucked a stripper while his friends smacked his ass
Doc Choc (12:04:10): i think trump was just bragging about how he could fuck any woman he wanted to because he was rich
Shill Bill (12:04:13): I do not
Doc Choc (12:04:14): not that he rapes them in a dark alley
Doc Choc (12:04:23): still pretty gross and not presidential material lol
Doc Choc (12:04:32): but the fake moral outrage about this is annoying
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:04:37): Im with Pete
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:04:49): What he said yea is stupid
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:04:58): but we all say stupid shit
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:05:11): and none of us should be president
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:05:30): Let yea who has not grabbed a pussy cast the first stone
Doc Choc (12:06:26): thing is that he said this as a very public figure @ age 60
Doc Choc (12:06:39): not while drunk in college, but is anyone honestly surprised
Good Ol' Grimey (12:13:12): yea but he was in private
Good Ol' Grimey (12:13:28): also i think as a country we've moved to more morally depraved shit against women
Good Ol' Grimey (12:14:00): i mean facial abuse is now a big thing in porn that I don't think was around during ma and pa's heyday when they'd look at the black and whtie german porn they improted
Doc Choc (12:14:34): women didnt even have vaginas back then
Doc Choc (12:15:05): that being said i dont know if you can use the extremes of pornography as a moral compass for the nation
Good Ol' Grimey (12:15:22): i think it shows a trend though
Good Ol' Grimey (12:15:38): i bet efukt will be referenced in a history of sex book in the future
Doc Choc (12:15:45): well the dudes that watch that kind of stuff probably hated women to begin with
Doc Choc (12:15:51): fucking sluts wont blow me etc
Good Ol' Grimey (12:17:23): i think its just odd that men as demographic as shifting towards rape and abuse fantasies, but then lambast trump for a pretty innocuous and what I thought was a sarcastic/comdeic comment
Good Ol' Grimey (12:17:46): well not innocuous but compared to the porn, it was
Good Ol' Grimey (12:19:47): and whats the deal wtih incest porn now becoming mainstream
Doc Choc (12:20:20): ive always wanted to fuck the sister i've never had \ufffd
Doc Choc (12:20:49): porn needs to just take a breather tbh
Good Ol' Grimey (12:21:33): create the great porn black out of 2016
Good Ol' Grimey (12:21:38): no porn for anyone in america
Good Ol' Grimey (12:21:53): productivity to be raised 200% in the male population
Doc Choc (12:24:05): divorce rate goes down like 20%, internet speeds rise as traffic opens up, the ecnomy is stimulated because people arent stimulating themselves anymore
Good Ol' Grimey (12:25:25): and thats just the first week
Good Ol' Grimey (12:25:49): imagination starts becoming a thing again
Good Ol' Grimey (12:26:15): groups of men gather to talk about another porn way from our forefathers time, when they would rely on this magical mental tool called "imagination"
Doc Choc (12:26:31): soon men are discovering colors again, remember those?
Good Ol' Grimey (12:26:45): and feelings, remember feelings?
Doc Choc (12:27:02): all over the nation dudes discover they are gay as they found out for years now they've been googling things like "destroyed by big dicks" or "huge loads"
Doc Choc (12:27:30): "you know when I'm not looking at porn, what i do for hours a day seems awfully gay"
Good Ol' Grimey (12:27:33): "i realized, when I was googling 'destroyed by big dick #9 cockzilla', it was actually me that wanted to be destroyed"
Doc Choc (12:27:53): birth rate goes down by 50% in the US
Good Ol' Grimey (12:28:13): lack of porn causes a rise of consciousness of men about their own behaviors in a way never seen before
Good Ol' Grimey (12:28:19): alcoholhism and drug use goes up 50% though
Doc Choc (12:28:38): soon we have a global existential crisis on ourhands
Doc Choc (12:28:40): and this is just day 2
Good Ol' Grimey (12:29:46): the 24/7 news only stops talking about the porn crisis in this country to show images of hot celebrities to try to ease the transition
Doc Choc (12:31:30): Hillary Clinton, now in her 4th term, decrees an order from the Golden Throne to institute the thought police in order to curb these existential thoughts from the minds of the dissatisfied homosexual male population
Good Ol' Grimey (12:32:17): Chelsea Clinton becomes the only porn star the male population is allowed to enjoy. The crisis continues as it did.
Doc Choc (12:34:27): it has been an eventful two days
Doc Choc (12:34:44): Chelsea's butthole is not prepared for these drastic changes in the American social structure
Good Ol' Grimey (12:37:22): You porn is illegal in china? It finally clicked for me why they're killing us on productivity
Good Ol' Grimey (13:35:04): how's your guys Sean Hannity Impression?
Shill Bill (13:37:57): I don't know that any of us do impressions very well
Shill Bill (13:38:06): Why
Good Ol' Grimey (13:38:36): Me and Pete want to ghost write a conservative Rant book in the same vein as Michael Savage
Shill Bill (13:39:44): https://www.amazon.com/Am-America-So-Can-You/dp/0446582182
Good Ol' Grimey (13:41:27): yea but you remember Savage Nation josh? the book we used to read from lol
Good Ol' Grimey (13:41:33): about the good old days of tough love and neglect
Shill Bill (13:41:49): Yeah
Good Ol' Grimey (13:41:58): In that vein
Shill Bill (13:42:07): Gotcha
Good Ol' Grimey (13:42:18): Back in my day when we celebrated christmas, I'd always be the first one up. I'd go check out and shake all my presents trying to guess what they were. Not like today when kids email their parents amazon wishlists and know exactly what they were getting. My Christmas was always fully of surprises because I never asked for anything, that's just how kids were those days. You'd hope to get a present and expect coal. And you know what? It made us tough and taught us how to hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
Good Ol' Grimey (13:42:38): From chapter title pending "World War 3: The War on Christmas"
Good Ol' Grimey (14:15:47): my dads going on 101.5 in a minute
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:16:52): to apologize for having you Steve and Lori? about damn time
Good Ol' Grimey (14:19:02): apparently some people in NJ are pissed that we are reviving heroin addict's who OD'd
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:32:04): Most people are mad at the wrong reason. I think we should invest in this, but not as heavy as we are. Spend the money stopping people from getting addicted and not a reaction to it
Doc Choc (15:20:23): People are mad we are reviving heroin addicts? Is this real life?
Doc Choc (15:21:32): Google says a kit of Narcan costs like $20
Good Ol' Grimey (15:21:57): It's a waste of money, also it keeps the heorin addict addicted to heroin
Good Ol' Grimey (15:22:03): seriously what someone said on the radio
Doc Choc (15:22:08): lol
Doc Choc (15:22:14): if they all died nobody would be addicted anymore!
Doc Choc (15:22:17): it's self correcting!
Good Ol' Grimey (15:22:25): The Phillipino way
Doc Choc (15:22:42): I bet if some of them had kids with drug problems they'd change their tune REAL fast
Good Ol' Grimey (15:23:15): Heroin/opiod addiction in the north east is a fucking epidemic
Doc Choc (15:23:31): now that it is affecting white people there are starting to be discussions about it
Doc Choc (15:23:38): especially with new kinds of synthetic opiods coming out
Good Ol' Grimey (15:25:04): it's becoming a health crisis
Good Ol' Grimey (15:25:07): i mostly blame big pharma
Good Ol' Grimey (15:25:38): giving out vicodin and percocet like candy, then the script runs out, and the person learns that heroin is both stronger and cheaper than buying pills on the street, tf you think is gonna happen
Doc Choc (15:25:58): war on drugs doesnt help either
Doc Choc (15:26:16): you have bored suburban kids in kind of crappier white areas now who have a friend that snorts heroin and he's fine, so why not try it?
Good Ol' Grimey (15:28:37): War on Drugs + Private Prisons & Mandatory Occupancy numbers + For Profit Policing where they get to keep drugs/money found = putting people away who should't go away
Good Ol' Grimey (15:28:50): addiction is a mental illness not a crime
Doc Choc (15:29:45): no doubt
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:35:34): Im addicted to stealing them
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:35:39): and now its not a crime
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:35:45): so gimme your wallets
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:36:11): I do agree that addiction you need help
Doc Choc (15:36:21): some folks say that smoking herb is a crime
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:36:21): but if you are addicted to an illegal substance
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:36:24): thats a crime
Doc Choc (15:36:30): if they catch you smokin they're bound to drop the dime
Doc Choc (15:37:34): ive heard both things, people saying that it doesnt help to turn a drug user into a felon, but that sometimes prison is safer for an addict than the streets
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:40:00): I have a really easy way to not get addcited
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:40:05): dont do drugs
Doc Choc (15:40:44): i will relay this message to the hood
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:40:47): we all have had sex and now we want that sweet poon tang, imaging if we didnt, the men who could have become not wasting hours jerking it to saved by the bell
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:40:55): Mr Belding
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:40:58): hmmmmm
Doc Choc (15:41:07): why did he name his son zach, weird af
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:41:11): give me definition
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:41:23): dentention
Doc Choc (15:41:43): what if we instituted some kind of Mr. Feeney Mentorship type program in the US
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:41:50): Listen Jessie and you are gunna name your first born after Jessies frienemy
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:41:56): thats what happens
Doc Choc (15:41:59): all young men born in this country are paired up with an older gentleman who will approve or disapporive of their life decisions
Doc Choc (15:42:14): my son will be named AC Slater
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:42:25): So welcome to the world Lequisha Sperlazo
Good Ol' Grimey (15:42:28): "Become a Feeny today!"
Doc Choc (15:42:33): daughter will be named Dead after her grandmother
Good Ol' Grimey (15:42:36): "Help a Zach"
Doc Choc (15:42:51): now thats some dark humor for ya
Good Ol' Grimey (15:43:11): I was gonna say lol
Good Ol' Grimey (15:43:13): pretty dark
Doc Choc (15:43:37): I call this REALITY humor
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:54:44): pretty dank
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:10:22): http://i.imgur.com/sUSB2ai.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (16:11:35): i find them intimidating in the same way I find a boulder that could fall on me intimidating
Good Ol' Grimey (16:11:59): also whats wrong with kids eating salads and lean protein, everyone should eat those things on the reg lol
Good Ol' Grimey (17:27:32): you guys now steve is a travel agent
Shill Bill (17:28:58): You're gonna need to explain yourself
Good Ol' Grimey (17:29:32): I just learned this as well. Me and haley planned a vacation during winter break and steve was like I can get you a better price you know
Shill Bill (17:29:50): Did he?
Good Ol' Grimey (17:30:06): I don't know I just sent him the info and what we paid so I shall see lol
Good Ol' Grimey (17:30:13): I had no idea Steve had so many skills
Shill Bill (17:30:40): Smart move to join a dying industry
Shill Bill (17:30:48): Less competition
Good Ol' Grimey (17:34:16): well if you guys are planning on going anywhere, I know a guy \ufffd
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:37:59): i know a guy who knows a guy
Shill Bill (17:40:08): I know a guy who thinks he knows a guy
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:41:17): DID YOU JUST ASSUME XE GENDER
Doc Choc (17:46:54): Steve truly is an enigma
Good Ol' Grimey (18:11:42): steve may have actually just saved us 500 dollars lol
Shill Bill (18:12:23): Well then
Doc Choc (18:13:07): Do you have to use Steve Airlines, a wholly owned subsidiary of Steve University?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:14:44): Steve Steaks coming out ?
Shill Bill (19:18:43): Steve's Steakie bake ums
Good Ol' Grimey (19:31:37): Worst thing about trump is he only eats steaks well done
Good Ol' Grimey (19:31:52): He shares that in common with barfbeito
Doc Choc (20:37:55): Gross
Good Ol' Grimey (20:43:00): Most disgusting thing I ever heard
Good Ol' Grimey (20:43:47): Me haley lori and Sam were at tumulties. Me and haley both got different versions of the new York strip. She was like you eat steak? I can only eat it if it's well done.
Shill Bill (20:45:00): I didn't know I could be more disgusted with her
Shill Bill (20:46:44): https://g.redditmedia.com/uY5cnQKOFbcvCiK0vzBd_gH1z32--XWiuzcgDw9Jb3g.gif?fm=mp4&mp4-fragmented=false&s=a6f7c9a77691d06bd99bcb1cf1edb10e
Tuesday, 18 October 2016
Shill Bill (07:12:05): https://twitter.com/i/moments/788209230486441984
Good Ol' Grimey (08:29:44): I always hated the politicians kissing babies/children thing as a requirement of the job
Good Ol' Grimey (08:56:44): Hannibal Burress with a new netflix stand up special
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:05:39): None
Doc Choc (10:51:33): https://youtu.be/l3eOo_EeGj0
Good Ol' Grimey (10:57:15): My mom and Steve need this lol
Good Ol' Grimey (14:04:58): apparetnly John Kerry was the one who asked Ecuador to shut off power to Assange
Shill Bill (14:05:18): Shocking
Shill Bill (14:06:17): The US government has the internet severed to one of the most notorious media organizations causing political turmoil
Shill Bill (14:06:45): At the height of election season
Shill Bill (14:07:10): And the candidate most likely to win is harmed the most
Shill Bill (14:07:21): Hurr durr
Good Ol' Grimey (14:08:17): John Kerry I guess thought all the files were on Assange's laptop lolol
Shill Bill (14:09:45): Yeah that's just dumb. Assange had stated publicly that there's a dead man switch in place so that in the case that he's compromised, whether it's detention, assassination, etc. That passwords would be leaked to make document dumps
Shill Bill (14:10:20): Which happened the other day. Their Twitter account released passwords to three such dumps
Good Ol' Grimey (14:28:34): Huh interesting. Glad he has contingency plans. \xa0I guess not everyone out of Australia is a rapist or dumb ass. \xa0Good for you Assange for breaking the mold.
Shill Bill (14:29:33): So Melania did an interview with Anderson Cooper last night defending Papa Trump. Hillary did the same in the 90s in the wake of Bill's cheating. Remember how Melania lifted Michelle Obama's speech... will Melania did the same thing last night. Lifting Hillary's words
Shill Bill (14:30:30): Not verbatim, but it's still funny
Good Ol' Grimey (14:30:57): Oh mannnn
Good Ol' Grimey (14:31:09): that's amazing honestly because now they can't call her out on it wihtout saying hillary did the same thing
Good Ol' Grimey (14:31:39): 8-D inverted chess
Shill Bill (14:31:55): I don't think anyone gonna make an issue out of it. I'm sure most women in similar situations react the same
Shill Bill (14:32:00): Or men for that matter
Shill Bill (14:32:04): But still funny
Good Ol' Grimey (14:32:21): it was probably done on purpose
Shill Bill (14:32:40): I hope
Good Ol' Grimey (14:32:43): I bet Trump thought of it, this is the idea that can only come from the Meme Candidate
Good Ol' Grimey (14:33:03): 2016, Memes Do Come True
Shill Bill (14:33:04): Meme Supreme
Good Ol' Grimey (15:54:41): The Shills are out to get me
Shill Bill (15:55:46): Are you commenting on r/politics again? Silly Brian, CTR is for sheeple.
Good Ol' Grimey (15:56:52): nope lol, negareddit, but it's infiltrated by Correct the Record
Good Ol' Grimey (15:57:11): this has taken up most of my afternoon
Good Ol' Grimey (15:57:36): i even emailed Correct the Record saying I'm a registered dem, want to help, what cna I do, just to see what instructions if any they give me
Shill Bill (16:01:26): what did they respond with?
Good Ol' Grimey (16:01:41): nothing yet
Shill Bill (16:02:18): wait, so i'm confused. what has taken up most of your afternoon?
Good Ol' Grimey (16:02:42): shitposting on reddit
Good Ol' Grimey (16:02:56): arguing that correct the record does exist and controls /r/politics
Shill Bill (16:03:45): o. yeah wasnt there an article on the Intercept a long while ago exposing that they are paid to troll
Shill Bill (16:03:52): it's not like it's a secret
Shill Bill (16:04:09): just no one likes to bring it up in mass media cause they have no reason to
Good Ol' Grimey (16:04:11): lot of denial about it
Shill Bill (16:04:41): that's humanity for you
Good Ol' Grimey (17:21:30): Melania's issue, if first lady, is social media bullying
Good Ol' Grimey (17:22:06): None
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:53:23): The boss baby. Look it up.
Shill Bill (21:53:53): Alex Baldwin?
Shill Bill (23:02:11): Trump invited to tomorrow's debate Obama's African-born half-brother
Wednesday, 19 October 2016
Doc Choc (00:33:44): Tyler the Creator for first lady
Good Ol' Grimey (07:59:08): Debate tonight?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:17:29): If I get home early enough
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:57:52): http://i.imgur.com/3l7xmFv.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (11:59:21): If only Nathan Fielder was moderating
Good Ol' Grimey (11:59:41): Then we could have a late date debate with nate night
Shill Bill (13:20:44): https://youtu.be/wX0aiMVvnvg
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:53:15): Things i over heard
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:53:51): Who one the contest ? . . . Oh the one they fat shamed, well at least they arent white
Doc Choc (14:07:08): so at my job there is now a year end promotional thing going on where if you do a bunch of stuff you can win Voice of the Workforce Dollars
Doc Choc (14:07:28): and you can enter in these VOW Dollars into a raffle for the chance to win 200 Recognition Points
Doc Choc (14:07:34): I am not sure if I am getting paid with real money anymore
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:08:21): what the fuck is that
Shill Bill (14:08:30): Welcome, comrade Peter
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:08:35): How many stanely nickels to a dwight\xa0dollar?
Doc Choc (14:09:12): pretty sure i'm going to have to figure out how to use this monopoly money to pay my rent this month
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:09:36): use the little iron as a actually iron
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:09:42): and take the car to work
Doc Choc (14:11:55): turns out i cannot convert my recognition points into real money unfortunately
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:12:22): what can you
Doc Choc (14:12:36): i can buy random crap with them
Doc Choc (14:12:42): i actually have a lot saved up
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:13:11): can i get HR violation off my record
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:13:17): or they turn an blid eye
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:13:25): Karen in accounting need to get dick slapped
Doc Choc (14:15:04): you can redeem 2,000 recognition points for a chance to play 7 Minutes in Heaven with a Customer Delivery Manager of your choice
Doc Choc (14:15:46): i'm going to turn those seven minutes in heaven into an Eternity of Psychological Damage
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:29:39): do they accumlate intreset
Doc Choc (16:25:04): I wish. I could afford some sick Bluetooth earbuds, a Fitbit, headphones, and I'm a few points away from a ps4
Doc Choc (16:25:16): Kind of wish I just got money for food though because that would help more
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:22:16): Can these point pay my car payments>
Doc Choc (18:12:14): Does your car payment accept old models of Beats headphones
Shill Bill (19:52:13): What's the deal with the debate? Who wants to watch?
Doc Choc (20:12:37): Think I'm just going to watch at home so I can wallow in my depression
Good Ol' Grimey (20:20:40): Me and haley are watching here if you want to join
Shill Bill (20:23:09): Kewl
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:25:35): I'll use the neurotransmitter I installed in all your heads to see the highlights.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:26:19): Also I see what you all do in the shower
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:26:24): Pete you should be ashamed.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:26:46): Use a damn wash cloth. No buddy wants your ball sweat on the soap
Doc Choc (20:34:28): You know I won't
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:34:54): Use liquid soap then
Doc Choc (21:28:36): Wiki leaks name drop
Doc Choc (21:29:47): Man Hillary is such human garbage lol
Doc Choc (21:30:03): What the fuck is she talking about with Russians
Shill Bill (21:30:17): Who knows
Doc Choc (22:19:42): This is a mess
Shill Bill (22:20:53): He's back to using his style from the first debate
Shill Bill (22:21:10): Starts out calm, then gets riled up
Doc Choc (22:21:21): HAVE YOU SEEN ALEPPO?
Thursday, 20 October 2016
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (04:54:15): I don't know what just clicked in my head. But holy shit trump has Tony hands. I thought it was you damn liberals spreading lies about our God Emperor but no.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:32:41): This I my take in the election. Donald trump is saying crazy shit about Hillary. And it's mostly true. But The Donald doesn't know that. It's like accusing some one of murder by using a death ray. Yea she did murder the person. But he is going a real wrong way to try to prove it
Doc Choc (07:33:23): My brother and I were laughing about how every time says some statistic or number it's always some made up stat he pulled out of his ass lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:37:16): Hillary has lied 300% of the time. Just look at the numbers. From reports I have made up. - The Donald\n\nI have never lied you can check it out at hiliaryclinton.com - Shill Bot
Good Ol' Grimey (09:16:29): None
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:43:28): Why is she naked giving him a blowjob standing up. I feel standing bjs only happen with clothes on.
Good Ol' Grimey (09:46:20): also if I was the guy in the pic I'd imagine I'd help out a bit and hold my own stomach from crushing her head if she's going through the trouble of blowing me
Doc Choc (09:50:24): Her shoulders must be so sore after that
Doc Choc (09:50:31): Thats a serious OHP
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:34:34): https://i.redd.it/uk25ge10yksx.png
Good Ol' Grimey (12:07:35): that's the comment of someone who's pissed this guy became out of their league
Good Ol' Grimey (12:17:45): or became hotter than they are
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:19:03): its hey you can be hot too if you work
Good Ol' Grimey (12:19:43): yea that commenter doesn't want to do the work required to look hot
Good Ol' Grimey (12:19:52): instead
Good Ol' Grimey (12:20:11): what if we as a society just lowered our standards to accommodate him/more likely her?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:35:22): everyone should find me attractive because i dont want to put the time in to work on it, i want to be handed women
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:38:27): and no fatties
Good Ol' Grimey (12:45:32): Marc, I might need to cut weight tomorrow or the next day for my weigh in. I refuse to lose to those fat women. \xa0Whats the easiest way I can shed like 1-2 pounds of water weight. \xa0Would turning on a hot shower, and sitting in the bathroom in a sweatshirt work?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:46:19): how far and how active do you want to be?
Good Ol' Grimey (12:47:04): least active as possible lol. i might be ok by tomorrow my weights been fluctuating to where I need to be, but today it flucutated higher than my weigh in, so I need a backup plan
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:47:30): cut 3 holes in a garbage bag for you head and arms, put that on and then a sweat shirt and sweat pants
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:47:44): tape the legs and arms closed
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:47:50): turn shower on high
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:47:52): hot
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:47:59): sit and repeat
Good Ol' Grimey (12:48:05): sweet
Good Ol' Grimey (12:48:09): those fat women won't know what hit em
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:48:41): if you feel light headed
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:48:54): then stop being a bitch and keep going until you are skinny
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:49:50): also why do you have a weigh in, if you started teh Granny fight league with out me im\xa0gunna be pissed
Good Ol' Grimey (12:52:41): lol this is for my diet bet. about 4 months ago, I signed up for a 6 month weightloss challenge. every who entered had to put down 100 dollars on themselves. \xa0the goal was to lose 10% total, 3% first month, 6% by the second month, 8% 3rd month, 9% 4th month and 10% 5 and 6 month. \xa0if you miss a month, you're eliminated and you foreit your 100
Good Ol' Grimey (12:53:25): originally 450 joined, 50 have quit. 250 made it past the first round, 160 the second, 120 the third. \xa0at this rate by the end I could win around 300 bucks
Good Ol' Grimey (12:53:56): as long as I don't royally fuck up
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:54:17): just cut, dont eat or drink the day before
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:54:30): the best way is to excerise
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:54:34): and do the trash bag
Good Ol' Grimey (12:54:35): yea i was going to fast heavily too. did that last round right before the weight lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:54:38): same time
Good Ol' Grimey (12:54:54): word. i might wake up and be ok but in case not I needed to know what to do
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:55:25): trash bags and hoodies, teh simple secert
Good Ol' Grimey (12:55:40): this companies who business model is based on the fact that fat women can't stick to their diets
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:55:41): if you have a beanie, wear theat
Doc Choc (12:55:52): Jump rope in the bathroom in full sweats on and shower on hot
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:56:14): add the trash bag and you are golden
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:56:36): then reward yourseld with Tacobel
Good Ol' Grimey (12:57:19): lol the day after I successfully weigh in i usually cheat
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:57:43): you also cheat to make the wieght
Good Ol' Grimey (12:58:09): well i mean i didn't cheat all the weight i've lost so far lol
Good Ol' Grimey (12:58:16): im just cheating to make sure im not unfairly eliminated
Good Ol' Grimey (12:58:27): if thats cheating then arrest me
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:58:28): shut up hiliary
Good Ol' Grimey (12:58:44): hey, at least im not trump
Shill Bill (12:58:50): What you need to get down to? What you at now
Good Ol' Grimey (12:59:13): i need to get down to 166.3, but my scale only does increments of .2 so really i need 166.2 which I was at on Tuesday
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:59:54): fatty
Good Ol' Grimey (12:59:57): then last night i had some chocolate, which made me hold some water weight, and now im back at 168.8. like i said when I eat off diet my weight fluctuates a lot lol
Shill Bill (12:59:59): Looks like Brian and I weigh the same now
Good Ol' Grimey (13:00:04): aw fuck
Good Ol' Grimey (13:00:06): you caught up
Good Ol' Grimey (13:00:23): i was dreading this day
Shill Bill (13:00:29): Yup. I'm shooting for 155 now
Good Ol' Grimey (13:00:33): ditto
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:00:36): yea, but how much can you bench
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:00:42): thats the true test
Good Ol' Grimey (13:00:53): bench? like how long can I sit on a park bench? \xa0pretty long if it's not too hot out
Shill Bill (13:01:10): Especially if you got some quality bird feed
Good Ol' Grimey (13:01:16): i want to bench more than my weight. instead of upping my bench, i just lowered my weight
Good Ol' Grimey (13:01:40): how bout some side bet action
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:02:26): how much can you actually bench?
Good Ol' Grimey (13:04:05): honestly its been a while. i haven't worked out at all during this diet bet i've only lost my weight by dieting. \xa0according to bodybuilding calculator, doign 5 reps of 155 (which is what I was doing) translates to a 1 Rep max of 177
Good Ol' Grimey (13:04:25): so im still only a manlet \ufffd
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:16:01): well aleast you are putting up a plate
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:16:26): your still a bitch though
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:16:35): Gotta join the 225 club
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:16:39): then the 315 club
Good Ol' Grimey (13:16:47): yea i figured with the potential fasting ill wait till after this weigh in then start working out again
Good Ol' Grimey (13:16:52): yea all I want is the 225 club \ufffd
Good Ol' Grimey (13:16:58): then i'll be a real man
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:16:59): you will gain alot of weight liftinhg
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:17:05): dont push it
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:17:09): you being a real man
Good Ol' Grimey (13:17:18): im in my cut phase \ufffd
Good Ol' Grimey (13:17:22): then my bulk
Good Ol' Grimey (13:17:27): collect some mass
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:17:50): only way you collecting mass is if you get a blacj hole
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:17:56): science burn
Good Ol' Grimey (13:20:42): i collected mass once before
Good Ol' Grimey (13:20:50): it's called weed and the taco bell drive thru
Good Ol' Grimey (13:29:55): None
Good Ol' Grimey (14:34:26): My coworker grew up in socialist slovakia and said growing up he was taught capitalism was evil in school loll
Shill Bill (14:34:52): And now?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:35:10): Who does your boss hire?
Good Ol' Grimey (14:35:24): My boss hires whoever is in his class who's a good student and willing to work for food
Good Ol' Grimey (14:36:40): Well we were talking about Tesla, how it's driverless, its safer, they brought up how it will look in the future for our kids to drive, I said they might not have to be driving. I then mentioned Uber using Tesla, how the trucking industry is going to go automated soon, how around 6% of our population will be out of a job in a decade
Good Ol' Grimey (14:37:18): I said it could be good if this was done for the common good fo the people and my coworker said yea but the problem is profits and capitalism, and just like that I fell in love all over again
Good Ol' Grimey (14:38:34): But yea he said growing up everyone had healthcare, if you had to get medicine everything was 1 dollar, he never saw a homeless person on the street, if you didn't have a dwelling the government would give you an apartment or house, if you needed money the government would lend you money at 0% interest
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:38:44): by coworker you mean you
Good Ol' Grimey (14:39:03): Also he said that being unemployed for too long was a crime and would get you imprisoned
Good Ol' Grimey (14:39:26): And things like there was only a few TV models to choose from
Good Ol' Grimey (14:39:42): Also he only saw his first black person at 10 years old and was astonished but I think that's just something else lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:41:07): once again, you mean you, you racist\xa0fuck
Good Ol' Grimey (14:45:18): the racist was me all along? wowwwww
Doc Choc (14:50:59): prisons will be loaded with millennials
Good Ol' Grimey (16:41:11): http://imgur.com/F2RQqhQ
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:43:03): http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/woman-town-meeting-donald-trump-rally-smears-30-cars-smooth-peanut-butter-protest-a7369991.html
Shill Bill (16:46:15): At least it wasn't chunky
Good Ol' Grimey (16:53:01): those slaves were just so efficient they ran out of stuff to do in africa!
Doc Choc (17:03:35): We're so boooooooored mastuh
Doc Choc (17:04:12): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrZZQzyhp7g
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:30:57): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHevGGYuAsw
Shill Bill (18:03:15): https://www.instagram.com/lizard_force/
Good Ol' Grimey (18:09:39): Too little Hillary in Lizard Force
Good Ol' Grimey (18:09:59): I spent 8 minutes today watching Alex Jones dissect Hillary opening a pickle of jars on Jimmy Kimmel
Shill Bill (18:10:10): Don't you dare embroil lizard force in politics
Good Ol' Grimey (20:09:45): None
Doc Choc (20:32:52): Just what I want to do, pay for these freeloaders to play with blocks
Doc Choc (20:33:06): Why don't we just give em free welfare for life
Good Ol' Grimey (20:53:40): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viQnHOXyqEg
Good Ol' Grimey (20:59:23): Here's a shorter and sweeter crossfit vid
Good Ol' Grimey (20:59:26): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGGFWvo3MUI&feature=youtu.be
Good Ol' Grimey (21:00:15): don't tussel with the muscle
Doc Choc (21:02:47): Oh man this is too good
Doc Choc (21:03:11): Look at him owning that beta
Doc Choc (21:05:28): I've seen that other video, I love how he does sprints in the gym
Shill Bill (21:05:56): What's with those ring dips.
Good Ol' Grimey (21:06:13): I like how he thinks people are looking at him because he's awesome, not because he's doing sprints in the weight room.
Doc Choc (21:07:25): https://youtu.be/_Hjeb1YCR3M
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:02:19): So that who Josh and Brian aspiring to be ?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:04:44): If any of you lift like this I'll kill you. Slow and painful. You don't deserve to touch a bar bell
Friday, 21 October 2016
Good Ol' Grimey (09:02:56): I'm inspiring to get be Otter Mode
Good Ol' Grimey (09:11:25): http://i48.tinypic.com/54iuzr.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (09:11:34): scratch that im going for T-Rex
Good Ol' Grimey (09:16:48): chubbyfat->skinnyfat->T-Rex
Shill Bill (09:20:01): curlbro #1
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:24:13): I guess I'm fatass fatass
Good Ol' Grimey (09:24:49): lori thinks of herself as a cardiobunny but really she's a future syntholmode
Doc Choc (09:26:47): She's bulking first then cutting
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:26:49): None
Good Ol' Grimey (09:35:00): http://i.imgur.com/3GYMqP7.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (09:35:11): I love when 4chan makes these dumbass charts lol
Good Ol' Grimey (09:37:03): I'm between a Micro Beta and a True Beta
Doc Choc (09:38:43): Sick, I got -700, almost an alpha knight
Good Ol' Grimey (09:41:40): None
Good Ol' Grimey (09:41:44): one more for good measure
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:45:11): I got -800
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:48:53): abd 10
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:48:57): Im super Alpha
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:49:03): bow down bitches
Good Ol' Grimey (09:50:08): I'll just always be a Beta Bux \ufffd
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:50:34): also we just took 2 tests to see if we were alpha
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:50:44): i thing that makes us all beta
Good Ol' Grimey (09:50:55): None
Good Ol' Grimey (09:51:15): why not make it three tests, this one is truly out of the mind of someone with mental issues
Good Ol' Grimey (09:51:24): I'm a Gamma Positive though
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:52:19): to much reading
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:52:26): im going to say im Alpha negative
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:52:37): I do curls in the squat rack
Doc Choc (09:54:35): I'm a delta negative in the making
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:00:01): i need to change the password on my comp at work. Im thinking F@ggot69
Good Ol' Grimey (10:04:44): I like to use a variation of Faggatron
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:49:08): https://i.reddituploads.com/ee26083f07774f5aa1d9941668ca20fd?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=a105186486da63c42a5b4e59eb0ade3f
Good Ol' Grimey (11:51:27): fucking scott complaining
Doc Choc (11:55:32): Spiderman gets a new phone http://i.imgur.com/1OkgjQa.gifv
Doc Choc (11:58:03): sorry i just love the note 7 memes, even obama got in on it
Good Ol' Grimey (11:59:20): what did bobama do? bobama@ameritech was his fake email he used lol
Doc Choc (12:01:04): he joked about it when he was talking about healthcare https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/789173837699031040
Doc Choc (12:01:27): man i would love to smoke a fat L with obama
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:06:47): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:10:58): https://media0.giphy.com/media/s3LwALvlXPNv2/200_s.gif
Good Ol' Grimey (13:15:26): John Podesta's password for his computer was p@ssw0rd
Good Ol' Grimey (13:15:37): Obviously this took highly intelligent russian hackers to break into
Good Ol' Grimey (13:17:40): dammit julian if you release this shit 8-10 months earlier we could have ousted hillary for bernie
Good Ol' Grimey (13:18:00): wikileaks is hinting they also have barack obama's emails they're going to release
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:18:23): it just dick pics to Michelle
Good Ol' Grimey (13:18:39): Hey Putin, open this attachment
Good Ol' Grimey (13:18:42): Gotchaaaaaa
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:19:08): The Subject line is " Your Stimulus Package"
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:20:05): he emails Joe Bidden, "imma have mo mo (Michelle) gown down so fast im\xa0gunna\xa0call it a sub prime mortage"
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:20:27): can we write this book
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:20:34): just Obamas sexcapdes
Good Ol' Grimey (13:21:22): Barack Obama: An Erotic Presidency
Good Ol' Grimey (13:21:35): honestly i think there's a market forthat
Good Ol' Grimey (13:21:37): i'd read it lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:22:27): " I raw dogged Mo Mo in the lincoln bedroom. He wanted us to be free of shackles"
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:23:31): "I think i can agree with some of Roosevelts stuff, MoMo is gunna get the big stick tonight, but she aint gunna be speaking softly if you knwo what im saying"
Good Ol' Grimey (13:24:09): michelle, I gotta hold the union together, and the only way I can do it is by ravaging your body
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:25:01): MoMo, Call me Grant, cause I'm gunna\xa0decimate your south
Good Ol' Grimey (13:25:49): After sex my pee was like Sherman's march to the sea, very firey
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:26:06): I fuck like truman, you think im\xa0done, but then i get a late surge in the pole
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:27:14): Bill calls Barry " Hey Barry, you know why they call me Johnny Almond seed? Cause im leaving nuts all over america"
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:30:36): Bernie comes in, "Obama we need to have more socialism" \n\nBarry Goes "Dont worry Bern, Im spreading the wealth tonight, Melamia and MoMo are gunna share me tonight to hammer out the difference between and old white man and a young black guy"
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:31:00): I am really good at this
Good Ol' Grimey (13:31:21): you just gotta include the BBBC (the first B stands for Barack's)
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:32:09): Dat pussy the compound and my dick is seal team 6, prepare to be entered
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:31:50): http://imgur.com/S6moB9V
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:32:49): https://i.reddituploads.com/c4740e21ad794faaba93478c48ed31eb?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=e98892a99d6f2443142e36751e8fc73e
Good Ol' Grimey (15:53:25): the flying spaghetti monster is the opiate of the neckbeards
Good Ol' Grimey (17:02:00): man marc sending commie memes
Good Ol' Grimey (17:02:02): is this opposite day
Good Ol' Grimey (17:02:10): or are you moving on over to the dark side
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:19:32): This answer your question
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:19:39): None
Shill Bill (17:27:51): Holy shit. You guys read about this DDoS attack?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:28:19): yea it affected alot of out serviers
Shill Bill (17:28:38): Imagine someone pulls that shit election day
Shill Bill (17:29:52): Obviously massive enough attack and sophisticated enough that if done again, on a larger scale, and more serious than just DDoS, people would freak the fuck out
Shill Bill (17:30:07): And Papa Trump here we come.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:42:14): Make america DDOS again
Shill Bill (23:30:18): Who wants a tattoo? Let's get tattoos.
Doc Choc (23:40:18): What are you going to get
Shill Bill (23:40:51): None
Shill Bill (23:40:52): None
Shill Bill (23:41:02): Some sort of photo realistic version of this
Doc Choc (23:41:33): Who's that
Shill Bill (23:41:47): Ramesses II
Doc Choc (23:44:27): That'd be a pretty sick sleeve tattoo
Shill Bill (23:45:32): I'm thinking ribs
Shill Bill (23:45:53): Or upper back
Shill Bill (23:47:49): You ready Petey? Do it. You too Marc
Doc Choc (23:48:28): I really want one and am ready. Think Jessie wants me to wait till after the wedding though
Shill Bill (23:49:57): Not like you're getting a face tattoo. You want one on your forearm or bicep, right?
Doc Choc (23:52:16): Yup
Doc Choc (23:52:28): Not sure why she said that, I might get one soon tho
Shill Bill (23:55:21): Do it. I wanna get mine in the next month or two. I can hold your hand if you need.
Doc Choc (23:56:24): Might need something to bite down on so I don't swallow my tongue
Shill Bill (23:57:33): Marc. Give in to peer pressure
Saturday, 22 October 2016
Doc Choc (00:14:27): At least get your nips pierced Marc
Shill Bill (00:17:16): Pete, this is the guy you like, right? \nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BLpr981BGfR/
Doc Choc (00:18:39): Oh yea love this dude
Shill Bill (00:21:57): Yeah, I like him a lot. Just discovered this guy today. Very clean work. All small pieces. \n\nhttps://www.instagram.com/evantattoo/
Shill Bill (00:32:29): https://www.instagram.com/sean_foy/
Shill Bill (00:32:33): This guy too
Doc Choc (00:33:18): NYC is the mecca of tattoo locations
Good Ol' Grimey (09:56:12): I need to a bike installed in my bathroom to cut water weight easier I did the garbage and sweatshirt for an hour and lost 0 pounds lol
Good Ol' Grimey (09:57:37): So I put some tissue under the scale, got it to read under my goal weight and got it officially accepted so I'm good. Those fat women will have to get their money from my cold dead hands
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:58:42): You need to exercise and do. Get the blood pumping
Good Ol' Grimey (10:19:26): Makes sense but I got this month's money so I'm fine lol
Doc Choc (11:24:59): I've decided that my new style is going to be wearing "I will murder you if you date my daughter t-shirts"
Doc Choc (11:25:17): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvW8HAAXYAAZWhl.jpg
Doc Choc (11:25:27): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvW8HAIXYAAK-f-.jpg
Doc Choc (11:25:42): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvW8HAHWEAAYI09.jpg
Doc Choc (11:25:44): etc etc etc
Good Ol' Grimey (11:30:53): Gotta get ready to make your daughter feel like a possession ASAP
Good Ol' Grimey (12:30:15): Say your 16 year old daughter brings a boyfriend over and he's wearing a "I'm gonna ruin your daughters purity" t shirt. You gotta have one of these shirts to counter it
Good Ol' Grimey (12:30:30): Also there should be that kind of shirt lol
Good Ol' Grimey (12:31:02): "Want to know what happened to the last guys daughter I dated? Last I hear she works the streets at night. Anyways my names Brian and this is my t shirt"
Doc Choc (17:13:16): So unfortunately I won't be able to make it out on the 29th for Halloween, will be able to do it on Sunday though and I might take off work on Monday
Good Ol' Grimey (18:11:11): None
Good Ol' Grimey (18:11:27): I think I can pass as a very ugly woman
Shill Bill (18:11:52): Holy shit Brian
Doc Choc (18:12:01): Goddamn
Good Ol' Grimey (18:17:47): Gotta say it's bullshit woman's clothing doesn't have pockets
Shill Bill (18:18:23): Forces them to buy purses
Shill Bill (18:18:32): Because capitalism
Doc Choc (18:19:19): They all just put their phones sticking halfway out of their back pocket and then sit on them and crack them
Shill Bill (18:19:33): I need an all-purpose emoji to use when I want to express my grievances with capitalism
Shill Bill (18:20:41): \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8
Doc Choc (18:21:16): \U0001f473
Doc Choc (18:21:52): \U0001f473\U0001f4a3\u2708
Doc Choc (22:21:13): Brian's girl costume looks like the biggest mistake of my life
Good Ol' Grimey (22:57:20): People liked it, one guy who was drunk legit thought I was a girl and I now know how awkward it is getting out of that shit
Shill Bill (22:58:57): Anyone know who the characters were
Good Ol' Grimey (23:03:48): A few did, one woman asked for our picture
Shill Bill (23:05:01): Anyone compliment your ladylike figure?
Good Ol' Grimey (23:05:29): Yes and it sucks
Shill Bill (23:16:42): Should've shaved your legs
Doc Choc (23:43:45): Did you use your best black man voice and say "thanks bro"
Sunday, 23 October 2016
Good Ol' Grimey (08:18:20): 2 separate drunk men thought I was a woman last night and I gotta say getting hit on fucking sucks
Doc Choc (08:44:40): It's like hello, my eyes are up here boys
Good Ol' Grimey (08:46:49): Unfortunately, or fortunately, I was compeltely flat. Otherwise who knows how many guys would have wanted a piece of this
Good Ol' Grimey (08:47:47): Black women hit on haley yesterday when she was dressed as a man and she just wants that on record
Doc Choc (08:55:05): It was the mustache
Doc Choc (10:19:22): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPt8kAL7vTY
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:10:15): We all good for Friday right
Shill Bill (11:26:10): No. Pete is out. I'm gonna be in NB
Shill Bill (11:26:27): No one has posed anything for next weekend
Good Ol' Grimey (11:33:29): Me and haley are down for whatever whenever
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:55:05): Friday is the 28th
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:55:15): Pete is out on the 29tg
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:55:33): Trying to show Andrew and Mary a good time. Need to bring the best
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:55:53): And since thy aren't available I need you people
Shill Bill (11:56:16): NB?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:56:29): I'll do it
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:56:45): I'll get home around 7 from drinking for free
Shill Bill (11:58:10): I'll be at a friend's house party. Maybe I can meet you guys in NB sometime throughout the night
Shill Bill (11:58:18): Saturday is easiest though
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:59:31): Yea I want to go out then too. But since they are in town I need to entertain
Good Ol' Grimey (12:16:15): I'm down with the sickness
Doc Choc (12:43:02): I'll be there in spirit
Doc Choc (12:43:25): I figure you guys are busy Sunday but I should be free that night, might take off work on monday
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:05:38): I got a another work party Monday. So gotta go in
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:35:12): I don't understand why you guys don't want to work in my field
Shill Bill (15:36:17): You're seriously asking Brian and I that question
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:37:44): Well no. You want to seieze he memes of production
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:39:03): I don't know why you guys don't move to Europe and enjoy socialism
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:39:31): Pete as a red blooded American and not a damn commie. I mean damn socialist. You should switch
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:39:51): Brian Josh enjoy each gruel and working in a goolag
Shill Bill (15:41:11): There aren't any socialist countries in Europe that I'm aware of
Doc Choc (15:41:38): The only remaining utopia is Cuba
Good Ol' Grimey (15:41:51): Oh boy can't wait for the incoming level headed discussion
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:42:17): Everyone is entitled to there opinion
Good Ol' Grimey (15:42:19): Can't we all just get along
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:42:51): Only if you work in my sweat shops
Doc Choc (15:43:21): I just love shit talking
Doc Choc (15:43:39): I barely have any political convictions
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:43:44): Don't we all
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:44:03): It just come down to who calls who a faggot first
Doc Choc (15:44:09): And I don't want to work in your field because I would be overwhelmed by all the parties lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:44:13): Then we grab each other by the pussy
Doc Choc (15:44:20): Plus free giants tickets ain't going to pay my rent
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:44:36): Jets ticked pete
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:45:58): I honestly didn't think that my fraternity would be what prepared me most for my job
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:47:16): Who would of taught paying for friends would help me get paid to have friends
Doc Choc (15:47:28): I had a party kind of job for my first one, fun at the time but can't do it again tbh
Good Ol' Grimey (15:54:44): I purposefully avoided a few after work drinks before
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:09:22): I threw up in my mouth
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:09:47): Also Brian I would just avoided your coworkers
Doc Choc (20:05:52): None
Doc Choc (20:05:59): No context, I just love this
Shill Bill (20:10:47): @wikileaks's Tweet: https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/790211011047460864?s=09
Shill Bill (22:56:45): Anonymous hacked RT Twitter. It's pretty funny
Shill Bill (22:58:00): I think it's the real RT. Maybe not. Still funny
Doc Choc (23:03:19): I don't see it, just links to articles. Did they take it down
Shill Bill (23:04:26): Nah. On the wikileaks page. I think it's just a parody RT account that someone created
Monday, 24 October 2016
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (06:36:26): I forgot to mention. I met a guy who works on the ad sales side of college humor and I asked him why it sucks now and was great in the past. He said all the main people left and there was a vacuum where spots needed to be filled. Honestly they need to whip the slate clean and start again. Need a new Jake and Amir and stuff to go on
Doc Choc (06:46:33): Yea I figured it's just all new people and probably a new target audience
Good Ol' Grimey (07:05:46): Maybe it sucks cause we're no longer in college
Doc Choc (08:38:22): Don't you dare
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:49:15): I'm pretty sure I still am
Doc Choc (08:50:53): Brian only watches Grad School Humor now
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:09:47): https://www.pinterest.com/explore/graduate-school-humor/
Good Ol' Grimey (11:08:25): well that's depressing
Good Ol' Grimey (11:49:08): Project Veritas to drop a new video at noon that directly implicates Hillary Clinton
Doc Choc (11:51:22): But trump said gross things about women!!!!
Good Ol' Grimey (11:52:19): Hillary's team also directly manipulating the media polls by encouraging over sampling of favorable demographics. Nate Silver listed directly as one of the clinton friendly polls to cite. \xa0Always knew Nate Silver was a math-cuck
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:53:05): if it was anyone else running against one or the other, its theres
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:53:17): Imagine Romney or Mcain against shill
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:53:41): Imgaine Kerry Or Obama agasint\xa0trump
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:53:51): thats the world i want to live in
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:54:07): Give us Rubio v Bernie in 2020
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:02:22): http://projectveritas.com/2016/09/23/undercover-fsu-and-uva-embrace-fictitious-99-99-society/
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:05:59): I hate this America
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:06:04): Im moving to mexico
Doc Choc (12:06:06): https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/790303800674226176
Doc Choc (12:07:25): Egg McMuffin 2016
Shill Bill (12:07:27): He might win Idaho too, but there hasn't been any recent polling there. But there's a huge Mormon population
Good Ol' Grimey (12:07:46): lol good luck in mexico, there's some bad hombres there
Shill Bill (12:08:10): I think Denmark sounds nice
Shill Bill (12:08:37): Most Nordic countries actually. Once I get my masters, maybe I'll move
Good Ol' Grimey (12:09:04): I'll stay here for the Revolution
Good Ol' Grimey (12:09:40): im just waiting on that or a drastic restructuring of our economy and perspective on labor happens, once that happens im golden
Good Ol' Grimey (12:09:46): otherwise USA got 10 years and then im out
Doc Choc (12:11:18): hit up Sweden
Good Ol' Grimey (12:12:25): Oh on saturday on our way to the booze cruise we had a run in with a trump supporter on the road
Shill Bill (12:12:49): Mad Max here we come
Good Ol' Grimey (12:13:44): We took a taxi and the driver was indian I think. We're driving to a red light, this white dude in a pick up truck coming the other way slows down, signals the driver to lower his window and yells in "Who you voting for November 8th? Who you voting for?"
Good Ol' Grimey (12:14:01): Our driver said nothing, then the guy said "I know who you're voting for" and drove off
Doc Choc (12:15:03): are you implying that he is a trump supporter because he is WHITE?
Good Ol' Grimey (12:15:23): No, because he drives a pick up. Trump wants to make Trucks Tough Again
Doc Choc (12:15:35): because he drives a truck designed for WORK? liberals drive priuses because you don't need a giant truck bed to store all their handouts
Good Ol' Grimey (12:15:45): When did our pick up trucks become so SOFT
Shill Bill (12:15:48): I genuinely think a small minority of Trump supporters will shoot people on election day.
Shill Bill (12:16:02): Mostly the Mexicans
Shill Bill (12:16:09): That are actually Guatemalan
Doc Choc (12:16:47): maga
Doc Choc (12:17:03): heres your revolution ya punks
Good Ol' Grimey (12:17:17): Finally, an America for the Rest of Us
Shill Bill (12:18:38): I willing to bet that the majority of Trump supporters have never laid eyes on an illegal immigrant
Doc Choc (12:19:06): im sure the ones in the south have
Doc Choc (12:19:24): there are mexicans all over the place where my parents are for example
Shill Bill (12:19:58): California, new Mexico, Arizona, and Texas are four out of fifty States
Shill Bill (12:20:38): I'm sure the Mexicans are taking all the jobs in South Dakota
Shill Bill (12:20:48): And new Hampshire
Doc Choc (12:29:09): you're right
Doc Choc (12:29:10): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_immigration_to_the_United_States#Breakdown_by_state
Doc Choc (12:29:16): there is like 10 notable states
Good Ol' Grimey (12:29:33): 5/6 of the last presidential elections New Hampshire has gone democrat so I don't think they'll be trump
Doc Choc (12:29:33): then 2 million spread between 40 states
Good Ol' Grimey (12:29:35): but who knows
Doc Choc (12:29:48): NJ is on the list of top 10 for illegal immigrants, i wonder why
Doc Choc (12:31:43): Honestly I did see a truck full of Mexicans this morning when I went to buy my coffee
Good Ol' Grimey (12:32:31): Areas like Perth Amboys are hot beds
Doc Choc (12:32:41): yea but why NJ / male models
Shill Bill (12:33:00): Most densely populated state. Near NYC
Shill Bill (12:33:09): Rich people who'll have cash
Doc Choc (12:34:03): true
Good Ol' Grimey (12:36:33): there are houses full of workers for contractors who share rooms and a house and if you get sick ya out
Good Ol' Grimey (12:36:49): it's pretty fucked up
Doc Choc (12:37:08): it's called the share economy you asshole
Good Ol' Grimey (12:37:18): pretty sure my street harbored an undocumented worker before
Doc Choc (12:37:24): Construction: Uber Edition
Shill Bill (12:37:58): https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.handy.handy.prod
Good Ol' Grimey (12:38:18): Job Security is just an antiquated term for our parents who had no side hustle or work ethic to work multiple jobs
Doc Choc (12:39:54): this weekend my mom was telling us how her first interview out of college, she missed the interview, called back, got another interview, got offered the job, and then turned the company down lol
Doc Choc (12:40:06): if that happened today you'd be blacklisted from every company lol
Good Ol' Grimey (12:40:10): We should rename Baby Boomers "The Worst Generation"
Good Ol' Grimey (12:40:18): Right after "The Greatest Generation"
Good Ol' Grimey (12:40:25): well shortly after
Doc Choc (12:40:29): oh wow they fought two world wars, real great people
Doc Choc (12:41:20): \ufffd
Good Ol' Grimey (12:41:32): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDbvVFffWV4
Good Ol' Grimey (12:41:38): THIS IS WHAT PARENTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
Doc Choc (12:41:53): lol is that what your parents actually believe tho
Shill Bill (12:44:10): It's what Paul Ryan spouts. That why don't people just go get jobs at McDonalds. Cause that's what he did.
Shill Bill (12:44:20): It's just a starter job he says
Shill Bill (12:44:33): Meanwhile, average age of a worker is like 40
Good Ol' Grimey (12:46:10): average minimum worker age is 35 I believe
Doc Choc (12:46:14): they're slow starters
Shill Bill (12:46:38): Self driving cars are going to be on the road in great numbers by the year 2020. Hillary only gonna be a one term president cause the economy is gonna tank again when three million truck drivers no longer have jobs
Doc Choc (12:48:38): http://i.imgur.com/pNH1gxR.png
Shill Bill (12:53:58): Brian, what happened with veritas
Good Ol' Grimey (12:54:31): Just started looking now actually lol
Good Ol' Grimey (12:54:41): I have to go to the_donald to find out anythign that isn't pro clinton on reddit now
Doc Choc (12:56:23): trade one propoganda for another
Good Ol' Grimey (12:56:59): Ok the newest vdieo came out, and one of the men invovled Bob Creamer, a former con, who's worked with the DNC through contracting groups to create the fake violence and what not, who's gone to the white house over 300 times and met with barack obama 47 times, says Hillary Clinton is directly invovled
Good Ol' Grimey (12:57:29): this though you can actually see the people talking directly because they think that Andrew O'Keefe is a money guyt
Good Ol' Grimey (12:57:59): hey set up a fake offshore company, made it look like they could be a big donor, and got to meet with people. they said they also got invited to the white house at one point before this all came out
Shill Bill (12:58:28): The end is nigh
Doc Choc (12:58:39): lol Bob Creamer
Good Ol' Grimey (12:59:12): "In the end, it was the candidate, Hillary Clinton, the future president of the United states who wanted ducks on the ground, so by God, we will get ducks on the ground. Don't repeat that to anybody." -Bob Creamer
Doc Choc (13:00:00): feel like it's been proven time and time again tho that people don't care about corruption
Good Ol' Grimey (13:00:01): Scott Foval already resigned after the first 2 parts came out
Good Ol' Grimey (13:00:05): yea
Doc Choc (13:00:05): they care about FEELINGS
Good Ol' Grimey (13:00:16): but I'll keep watching lol. there's going to be a new part everyday this week
Good Ol' Grimey (13:01:49): lol this is sort of funny
Good Ol' Grimey (13:02:21): one of the plots was to have people Donald Ducks costumes and hold signs "Donald Ducks Releasing his Tax Returns" at trump tower when trump was there
Good Ol' Grimey (13:02:47): "The real problem it turns out that it's not easy to find Donald Duck costumes for adults, as you might imagine. Five year olds, plenty of them, but the other ones are mascot sized"
Good Ol' Grimey (13:03:00): This election truly is about the real issues
Doc Choc (13:03:11): i wish i could take a pill and just wake up on november 9th
Good Ol' Grimey (13:04:20): oh man
Good Ol' Grimey (13:04:28): this video is actually really damning
Doc Choc (13:06:20): None
Doc Choc (13:06:50): http://imgur.com/hUxZbjQ
Good Ol' Grimey (13:07:25): We're all becoming Jimmy and have to question if the people around us are even real or advertisments
Doc Choc (13:08:02): When I have to wonder that I like to relax with a nice glass of Diet Pepsi, which has all the great taste of original Pepsi with half the calories!
Good Ol' Grimey (13:08:50): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhIIPbO_6xg
Doc Choc (13:23:08): Classic movie
Good Ol' Grimey (13:28:12): Apparently Bob Cream-in-her also resigned lol
Doc Choc (13:29:18): donald trump said he GRABS WOMEN BY THE PUSSY
Doc Choc (13:30:11): None
Good Ol' Grimey (13:36:32): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlz3-OzcExI
Good Ol' Grimey (14:05:32): None
Good Ol' Grimey (14:06:09): guys are looking off to the distance like they're exteremely important, you run a glorified burrito truck
Shill Bill (14:09:32): I don't get why everyone has diarrhea after eating their food.
Shill Bill (14:09:55): Unless everyone is constantly getting ecoli
Good Ol' Grimey (14:10:07): I don't either but I only get their salads now and I don't get the shits
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:10:43): i was in a meeting and my Director said Did you see trumps tweets, they are insane. Then I replied no, i was looking at wikileaks, he goes well the tweets are pretty damning. I say wikileaks\xa0is too. He says that wiki leaks is to above peoples heads to understand, the tweets people can understand and get mad at.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:10:55): that made me sad
Good Ol' Grimey (14:14:24): ask your director if he has a hard time reading emails
Good Ol' Grimey (14:14:30): cause that's the level you need to comprehend wikileaks lol
Doc Choc (14:21:21): What does FW: mean????
Good Ol' Grimey (14:21:55): what do you mean I have to read bottom up? is this 90 degree rotated japanese?
Good Ol' Grimey (14:22:16): ill just let CNN synthesize it for me
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:52:46): I heard they were illegal to read
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:53:42): I do love how, Pete and I and Brian and Josh have vastly different opinions on hte government, but we all agree this shit fucked up end to end. Its brought america\xa0together
Good Ol' Grimey (14:54:43): I don't agree with the horseshoe theory at all, but this election I've been going on the_donald everyday to check out the wikileaks shit and corruption. also I completely agree with them on the media having a huge liberal bias.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:55:15): Socialist and Capitalist come together\xa0to say Trump is an egomaniac who needs to be put down and Hilary is a war criminal
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:55:55): I feel like you cant be educated on the candiates and back them,
Good Ol' Grimey (14:56:01): Hillary is a war criminal, political criminal, helped enact the honduran coup and keep down the haitian minimum wage. truly a bastion of progressive ideals
Good Ol' Grimey (14:56:46): i completely agree on you can't be educated on these candidates and actually support one. you're just against the other
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:57:11): no one is going to win, the person is just going to not lose
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:59:03): Everyone is going off there feelings
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:59:17): and trying to say they are the moral choice
Shill Bill (14:59:53): i have lost all confidence in the integrity of the system
Good Ol' Grimey (14:59:59): i kind of want to vote trump and see if he wins just to see if the illusion of democracy still exists
Shill Bill (15:00:12): i wont vote for hillary
Shill Bill (15:00:26): but i keep thinking I'll vote trump just because it would be exciting
Shill Bill (15:00:34): "May you live in interesting times"
Shill Bill (15:01:08): we deserve him
Doc Choc (15:12:31): All I know is that things need to change politically
Shill Bill (15:18:39): they won't
Shill Bill (15:18:46): it will all be superficial
Good Ol' Grimey (15:20:30): see the glory of light that is true communism comrade, just remember stalin did nothing wrong
Doc Choc (15:20:46): He was the true hero in all of this
Shill Bill (15:20:46): whatever happens to the GOP, it will only be on the surface. they'll adopt policies that are more appealing to social liberals (LGBT, abortion, etc.). or they'll defect to the Libertarians. but under the surface, the monied interests that keep campaigns and legislators going will be the same people
Good Ol' Grimey (15:21:11): it's like Stalin's saying what we're all thinking!
Good Ol' Grimey (15:21:22): same with the democrats
Good Ol' Grimey (15:21:59): they're both just parties of monied interests. hillary still hates gays. but she has to pretend she doesn't.
Shill Bill (15:22:14): she is a gay
Shill Bill (15:22:20): munches rug, remember
Doc Choc (15:24:05): politics is just a game played by the elite, always has been, always will. best to just change things in the spheres of influence you have
Shill Bill (15:24:23): good luck with that
Doc Choc (15:24:39): community/family level
Good Ol' Grimey (15:24:59): revolution 2020 be there be square
Doc Choc (16:01:12): i'm going to say something that i know i will regret for the rest of my life
Doc Choc (16:01:16): but would you guys be down to play risk sometime
Good Ol' Grimey (16:06:02): oh boy howdy
Good Ol' Grimey (16:08:02): None
Good Ol' Grimey (16:34:54): None
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:36:10): Well we matched
Good Ol' Grimey (17:45:55): Last chance for kittens of you know anyone who wants one, after my mom gets back from vacation were getting rid of them
Good Ol' Grimey (17:46:04): Josh I know you loved grabbing that pussy
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:02:08): like going to a shelter?
Good Ol' Grimey (18:03:28): Nah my mom's making cat burgers and we will eat our mistake
Good Ol' Grimey (18:04:21): Yea some no kill shelter my mom's been researching them
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:06:12): they are young and soical
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:06:17): they will go quick
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:40:35): Cause that's how you get a boyfriend
Doc Choc (19:46:25): Wear two or three condoms
Shill Bill (19:48:06): Jokes on you. Now we all have her number. Brian, here's your chance to pawn off that pussy that's been plaguing your household
Doc Choc (20:21:40): Do you want a boyfriend who can spend ten hours a day and provide you with 5 cats
Tuesday, 25 October 2016
Good Ol' Grimey (11:04:51): http://kissfm969.com/early-voters-from-amarillo-are-saying-their-votes-were-changed-on-the-ballot/?trackback=twitter_top
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:06:15): Fucking Shill
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:06:18): or Trump
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:06:26): who ever is doing this
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:06:38): fuck em both
Shill Bill (11:06:53): I'm voting Trump
Good Ol' Grimey (11:06:59): telling kids in high school that america is a democracy is pretty much propaganda at this point
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:08:08): Remember Kids, no democracy has ever gone tyrannical at any point ever and always trust your leaders.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:08:31): Now repeat after me "removen seh\xa0judian\xa0afstratien"
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:09:31): at this point i really dont know who is more like Hilter,
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:09:47): I mean Hitler at least made good speeches
Good Ol' Grimey (11:10:36): Hitler's too well spoken to be Trump, but Hitler isn't greedy enough to be Hillary
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:13:22): Hitler 2016
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:13:30): might as well
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:14:19): The hilter from the whitest kids you know rap would be cool, He Stopped burning people and started to burn CDs
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:30:09): r/iamverysmart is my new favorite
Doc Choc (11:43:27): i was going to vote Harambe but all the normies ruined that may-may for me
Doc Choc (11:43:55): so instead i will stay at home and look into real estate prices in Canada
Doc Choc (11:48:23): Gloria La Riva is on the NJ ballot so you filthy bolsheviks have someone to vote for
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:30:36): My Director got way to mad that a network couldn't get us something because\xa0the system wasnt finished finalizing
Doc Choc (12:57:02): thats professional work in a nutshell
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:59:42): whom[
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:02:17): https://imgur.com/a/TuTcx
Wednesday, 26 October 2016
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:14:19): None
Doc Choc (08:23:26): None
Good Ol' Grimey (08:25:06): Knock knock who's there? It's me, wondering why your not naked
Good Ol' Grimey (08:25:21): Knock knock who's there? Me again, still wondering why you're not naked
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:29:45): I can have sex with your personality. I can't stick my penis in your college degree. And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams. So why are you sharing all this information with me
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:31:23): https://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yneii2OS1qabfx1o1_500.gif
Doc Choc (10:21:21): Those were some quality videoa
Good Ol' Grimey (10:23:50): Jon Lajoie was the man
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:31:57): Im a Stay at Home Dad, I dont Do Drugs, Im a stay at home dad I get high on baby hugs
Good Ol' Grimey (12:34:09): it's the shill's birthday
Good Ol' Grimey (12:34:22): also if you guys never seen Malik Obama's twitter it's a shit posters gold mind
Good Ol' Grimey (12:34:26): mine*
Good Ol' Grimey (12:35:13): https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik
Doc Choc (13:34:31): hes not even the weirdest thing to come out of this election
Good Ol' Grimey (14:40:32): It's hard to pinpoint the weirdest thing
Good Ol' Grimey (14:40:57): Hillary health conspiracy rumors and then her weekend at bernies moment
Good Ol' Grimey (14:41:42): Trump bullying Geb Bush to near years
Good Ol' Grimey (14:41:46): Tears
Doc Choc (14:44:30): Trump threatening to throw Hillary in prison during a debate and saying he won't accept the outcome of the election are some other good ones
Shill Bill (14:45:30): Lincoln Chafee
Shill Bill (14:47:01): Trump's second campaign manager Paul Manafort having to quit because of his deep ties to Russia and Ukraine
Shill Bill (14:48:44): Also, Jim Webb saying in the first Dem debate that the enemy he's most proud to have made was the Vietnamese he'd killed.
Doc Choc (14:55:35): Oh man I forgot about him bragging about his kills
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:04:00): I murdered people lol yea me
Good Ol' Grimey (15:24:51): I feel like in a Republican debate that line would have worked great though
Shill Bill (15:26:00): Sure would've. Remember where Ron Paul said he'd let a guy die because it was the guy's choice not to purchase health insurance. And he's a fucking MD. The crowd went nuts
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:26:59): The Right doesnt like the weak
Doc Choc (15:29:54): Gotta keep the gene pool strong boys
Doc Choc (15:32:05): oh man i just watched the video, Ronny P really did say that
Doc Choc (15:32:14): The churches take care of him!
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:47:51): Obama is going to be on Samantha B
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:35:17): http://i.imgur.com/l6VFbFR.gif
Shill Bill (16:37:30): Fuck Trump. America is already great
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:39:24): someone destroyed Trumps star
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:39:31): on the walk of fame
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:39:48): Becuase if you have different opionins from me fuck you and die
Doc Choc (17:04:39): RIP Trump's presidetial bid press F to pay respects
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:06:58): press X
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:07:02): fucking PC snob
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:33:35): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFkw0hzW1c&ab_channel=BusinessInsider
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:33:45): #Proud
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:12:03): Why do girls get mad when they say tie me up and do what ever I want. And I tie them up and go play Xbox. At least Cortana listens to me half the time
Doc Choc (18:18:12): Women be shopping
Doc Choc (19:52:43): Some retard shared this on Facebook#CTR
Shill Bill (19:56:27): HRC team was emailing amongst themselves pictures of Bernie poolside getting some rays this past summer. Fucking creepy.
Shill Bill (19:57:45): @mtracey's Tweet: https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/791270300264595456?s=09
Doc Choc (20:05:05): Not found\U0001f62d
Shill Bill (20:06:57): The link?
Shill Bill (20:08:00): How's this for ya\n\nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BMCzKDbhk7P/
Doc Choc (20:15:12): Found my first tattoo
Shill Bill (20:15:37): Right in the taint
Thursday, 27 October 2016
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:57:26): who the fuck is Cody Landry, Is he Jervis Landry's Brother?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:59:13): http://www.seahawks.com/news/2016/10/26/seahawks-cornerback-richard-sherman-wears-harry-potter-costume-wednesday-press
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:59:21): I know you dont like Football
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:59:33): but Sherman being Sherman
Doc Choc (11:15:10): I've been trying to follow football this season so I can pass as a normal man in public
Doc Choc (11:15:25): I'm even watching baseball
Doc Choc (11:15:36): This is what capitalism has reduced me to
Good Ol' Grimey (11:15:46): ugh sick baseball? blurghhhhhhh
Doc Choc (11:16:48): do you have any idea what it's like to watch 9 innings of a cubs game and pretend like it is engaging
Doc Choc (11:17:23): oh look, they are lining up to bat, he hit the ball, some guy in the outfield caught it, now he goes to sit down, great job team
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:25:06): we can all agree though baseball is better then commie ball
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:25:34): a bunch of grown men rolling arouond in fake pain, if i wanted that bad of acting id go to Brians Improv shot
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:25:36): show
Good Ol' Grimey (11:26:18): how full of ourselves are we that we have the World Series and it's strictly teams from North America lol
Doc Choc (11:31:41): Check out @TIME's Tweet: https://twitter.com/TIME/status/791663301063241728?s=09
Good Ol' Grimey (11:32:55): Also I will never agree any sport is better than soccer lol
Good Ol' Grimey (11:32:58): and damn bill
Good Ol' Grimey (11:33:22): He's not a businessman, he's a business, man
Doc Choc (11:36:05): When you say "soccer" you mean futb\xf3l, right?
Good Ol' Grimey (11:37:02): Siiiii
Doc Choc (11:37:25): Nothing better than seeing all my favorite players in their kits running up and down the pitch
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:58:07): geting some fish ad chips while wearing the team colours. i am a huge supporter
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:01:37): https://i.redd.it/46o1orsalxtx.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (13:04:58): lol declaration of independence. I DECLARE INDEPENDENCE
Good Ol' Grimey (13:05:15): you just can't say you're independent and expect anything to happen
Good Ol' Grimey (13:05:19): I didn't say it, I declared it
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:05:55): get your office ass micheal scott\xa0loving dwight\xa0dollar using ass out of here
Good Ol' Grimey (13:06:40): don't hate lol
Doc Choc (13:07:50): i dont understand how a human being can watch S2 of The Office and not realize its true beauty, but I accept you for who you are Marc
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:08:17): Who said i was Human?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:08:58): we all know after my 22nd birthday im not human some kinda of robot how runs on alcohol. Im\xa0bender
Doc Choc (13:11:28): i will agree with that
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:12:07): I probably should have died, and just woke up with a hange over
Good Ol' Grimey (13:12:59): most people would have died from that amount of liquor. it was then i realized that he Has risen again
Good Ol' Grimey (13:13:19): and 2000 years of waiting has made Jesus itching for some partying
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:26:42): We all know this is Pete Davidson in drag
Good Ol' Grimey (13:28:10): at least she'll date manlets
Doc Choc (13:28:50): why are you getting paired up with gay women on tinder
Shill Bill (13:32:53): Why do punks put so much care and time into their fashion sensibilities. You'd think they'd just throw on dirty laundry.
Good Ol' Grimey (14:15:51): http://qz.com/816188/science-shows-the-richer-you-get-the-less-you-pay-attention-to-other-people/
Doc Choc (14:25:23): aka rich people are easier to rob \ufffd
Doc Choc (14:25:30): lets get to it boys
Good Ol' Grimey (14:26:58): Whens the next time Kim Kardashian is staying in paris?
Doc Choc (14:27:11): REMEMBER ME NIGGA
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:33:21): https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/59o4i7/just_like_men_determining_womens_reproductive/
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:33:36): when r/poltics spills over into shower thoughts
Shill Bill (15:35:06): Which spills over to r/latestagecapitalism
Shill Bill (15:35:28): Where does one procure dime bags?
Doc Choc (15:36:10): Smoke shop
Doc Choc (15:36:21): Or I can give you a bunch tomorrow if you're around
Shill Bill (15:36:43): I went to a dollar store with no luck
Shill Bill (15:37:02): Where is there a head shop around here
Doc Choc (15:37:17): Route 22 has a couple
Shill Bill (15:37:35): So far
Doc Choc (15:38:02): Yea I can't think of any closer in Edison
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:38:20): WE SELLING
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:38:29): finally i get to be a drug enforcer
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:38:38): look at me now Dad
Shill Bill (15:38:50): Cheese mother fucker. Free handouts
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:39:06): oh yea
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:39:12): so NB Friday right
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:39:15): what saturday
Doc Choc (15:39:16): You guys doing anything tomorrow night btw
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:39:22): I have andrew
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:39:29): so i need him to do dtuff
Doc Choc (15:39:32): I must have him
Shill Bill (15:39:36): I'll be in highland park. Might make it to NB. Might not
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:39:53): I need things to do with him and mary
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:39:58): so we are open to anything
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:40:04): and i mean anything \ufffd
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:40:53): https://i.redd.it/bp4zofaz1wtx.jpg
Doc Choc (15:41:08): if you are in high(420)land park then just stop in the smokeshop on easton
Shill Bill (15:41:32): Won't have time tomorrow
Good Ol' Grimey (15:41:44): I don't know if Mossums is still around on stephenville parkway but the guy helped me buy dime bags, he was like "oh for ganga? here you go"
Good Ol' Grimey (15:42:04): i know it got shut down for a second but I think it came back
Doc Choc (15:42:14): that was a man with truly flexible morals
Good Ol' Grimey (15:42:15): you can also just ask shane where he gets his lol
Good Ol' Grimey (15:42:41): yea i remember Jackie got him to give her a dutch on credit once lols
Good Ol' Grimey (15:42:46): he didn't have no money but basically begged
Good Ol' Grimey (15:44:22): I also have a couple I can give you
Good Ol' Grimey (15:44:41): the cheese will have quite a stench to it then though
Shill Bill (15:45:28): Yeah. If I'm handing out dime bags, I'd rather not give cops an actual reason to arrest me
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:50:38): I'm gunna hand out free pearl necklaces to drunk kicks
Good Ol' Grimey (15:50:39): Don't be a pussy
Good Ol' Grimey (15:50:57): You obviously missed the point of that story Brian
Good Ol' Grimey (15:54:07): You guys want to see my bosses thought of the day
Good Ol' Grimey (15:56:02): He asked my coworker Priscilla to write up the gist of it and she wrote this "We are always in a constant state of learning, no matter what age or what topic, there is always something new to be learned. Often we get so caught up in studying and trying to understand new techniques that we forget to actually do the thing we\u2019re trying to accomplish. For example, new tax laws get us lost in trying to understand how to comply with new regulations. We get so confused sometimes trying to follow new procedures and the returns we\u2019re supposed to complete get pushed to the backburner. We spend so much time trying to constantly keep up with new information rather than continuing to perfect our existing skill set. We need to expand on what we already know, not replace it."
Good Ol' Grimey (15:56:08): My boss rewrote it to this
Good Ol' Grimey (15:56:21): "We are always in a constant state of learning, no matter what age or what topic, there is always something new to be learned. Often we get so caught up learning new the output we generate suffers. When trying to advance existing knowledge we should not lose sight of what knowledge we have already acquired and continue to generate results and output. In studying and trying to understand new techniques we often forget to actually do the thing we\u2019re trying to accomplish with existing means we already have learned.\nA new tax law as an example. We can be so caught up in this idea that it\u2019s new and forget that tax law in general is a rule and there is continuities form past laws and current laws that we already know. Learning anything new takes time and effort. It is important that the learning does not stop the progress of what you already know how to do and the required outputs that result from the knowledge.
Good Ol' Grimey (15:56:28): Keep up with new information rather than continuing to make it perfect and improve are already existing skill set by continually generating outputs. We need to expand on what we already know, not replace it. Remember there is no need to reinvent the entire wheel, but rather improve it or else the wheel that exist is no longer moving will we are learning. Remember all new learning is a work in progress and failing to generate out puts along the way are missed opportunities to expand your existing base of knowledge.
Doc Choc (15:57:31): - Michael Scott
Shill Bill (15:58:25): This is like what a sixth grader would write for a persuasive essay assignment
Good Ol' Grimey (16:17:10): His writing usually makes me think of Charlie Kelly trying to be a lawyer
Shill Bill (16:28:10): Hobby Lobby is great
Shill Bill (16:28:52): They have everything. Even hate for the gays
Shill Bill (16:28:53): None
Good Ol' Grimey (16:28:53): I went there once after jury duty looking for something. Literally the whole store was women. \xa0Women shopping, women working, I felt like they all thought I was a rapist, making them the true sexists
Shill Bill (16:32:22): Think I'm gonna buy Cheetos and cheez its and cheesey poofs to hand out too
Good Ol' Grimey (16:33:48): when peopel ask what you are, whats your answer?
Good Ol' Grimey (16:33:57): "I just went with the cheesiest costume I could think of"
Shill Bill (16:34:22): I don't know that I'll have an answer. I didn't last year
Good Ol' Grimey (16:34:24): if you use that line and you don't get laid it's all your fault
Doc Choc (16:35:09): You should keep a few flaming hot Cheetos on little bags for when people ask for the harder stuff
Good Ol' Grimey (16:38:49): you should definitely have an answer
Good Ol' Grimey (16:39:14): what if a nice jewish girl asks you what you are? you're just gonna let that jewish american princess slip through your hands?
Good Ol' Grimey (16:56:44): Halloween sluts are no longer an option for me Josh, but it's not too late for you
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:00:17): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMFzBXezmgs
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:00:26): watch this and learn josh
Shill Bill (17:11:41): None
Good Ol' Grimey (17:26:20): https://mobile.twitter.com/TheOnion/status/791678363752542208/video/1
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:58:25): thats the man i want to be
Shill Bill (21:20:56): 1 lb Parmesan
Shill Bill (21:20:59): I've got mozzarella and cheddar too
Good Ol' Grimey (21:21:25): God damn you ain't kidding around
Shill Bill (21:21:38): And this
Shill Bill (21:22:04): Did fo real real Bri Bri
Shill Bill (21:22:11): Dis*
Shill Bill (21:31:50): Any of you guys own a fanny pack?
Doc Choc (21:32:37): I wish
Shill Bill (21:33:16): I realized in gonna need one to become the best cheese dealer in the world
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (22:54:20): I'm warning you guys. I'm gunna be blitz\n So Brian text me when we wanna go out. I'm aiming for 9ish
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (22:55:12): None
Shill Bill (22:56:17): O I've been there. Nice landscaping.
Doc Choc (22:56:35): Philly in a nutshell https://streamable.com/11pb
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:07:32): When you white but like black chicks
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:13:59): Well
Shill Bill (23:15:19): "I'm normal now. Heap praise upon me!"
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:15:35): You could have ficked that Josh
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:15:39): Had a story
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:15:42): And Aids
Shill Bill (23:18:47): Check out my stash
Shill Bill (23:20:08): Cheez its, flaming hot Cheetos, and cheese puffs are in eight bags. Cheddar, mozzarella, and parmesan in dime. And of course cheese wiz
Doc Choc (23:44:47): you are going to have a trench coat right
Shill Bill (23:45:10): That's why I need a fanny pack
Shill Bill (23:45:32): I went to Unique earlier to look for one actually
Shill Bill (23:45:42): They were like $50
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:45:56): flashing is expressive
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:46:04): Expensive
Shill Bill (23:46:17): I'm just gonna wear the same jacket from last year.
Doc Choc (23:46:18): What are you actually wearing
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:46:27): Do it
Shill Bill (23:46:36): Maybe cut some holes on the lining
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:47:04): And in your Croth. Have her find th cuheese
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:47:10): Damn. I'm weird.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:47:18): Why are you friends with me
Shill Bill (23:48:01): You're the weird one?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:48:12): We all are
Doc Choc (23:48:38): I'm not turning into a cheese dealer tho
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:49:13): Hitting that sharp cheddar ruined my life
Shill Bill (23:49:32): I'm more like a mobile free sample Costco lady
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:49:39): Just say not to dairy
Shill Bill (23:49:58): Never get high on your own supply
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:50:10): But the calcium
Doc Choc (23:50:24): The farting
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (23:50:40): And shitting
Friday, 28 October 2016
Shill Bill (00:06:36): Since I'll be at a party, I'm not gonna have much of an opportunity to harass people. Let me know if you guys end up in NB. I need to harass some people at some point
Shill Bill (08:02:54): Brian, what you doing later
Good Ol' Grimey (08:06:07): All of you are your cheese weakness, bow before your dairy god
Good Ol' Grimey (08:06:16): Also josh I might have a fanny pack
Good Ol' Grimey (08:06:42): I'm going with Marky Marc
Shill Bill (08:07:16): I decided I'm going as a Mormon. That way I can get away with wearing a backpack and not look weird
Shill Bill (08:07:50): Then when people are like. "O he's a Mormon." They'll be even more surprised when I hit em with the cheese
Shill Bill (08:08:14): But I can't pack would still be legit
Shill Bill (08:08:24): But a fanny pack*
Shill Bill (08:08:46): \u2020 Brother Joshua \u2020
Shill Bill (08:08:53): Anyone got name tags
Good Ol' Grimey (08:09:15): Cheesus Christ
Shill Bill (08:10:16): Haley coming to or you gonna be my date for the evening, you foxy lady you
Good Ol' Grimey (08:11:58): Haleys going too, she's gonna be my biker bro boyfriend Lance and I'm Jewish american princess Nina
Shill Bill (08:12:43): Damn you all to heck
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:12:57): Spooky Mormon he'll dream
Doc Choc (08:18:06): So you're a Mormon with dime bags of cheese huh
Shill Bill (08:18:40): I don't like labels.
Shill Bill (08:18:43): What are you
Good Ol' Grimey (08:24:28): None
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:26:36): I'll be dat stanky puss man
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:27:14): Go up to a girl and say hey o got some cheese. So can I see that Limburger factory you got between your thighs
Shill Bill (08:28:41): Marc, what you going as
Shill Bill (08:28:43): Pete?
Doc Choc (08:43:25): I don't have a costume unfortunately
Doc Choc (08:43:30): Forgot to get one
Good Ol' Grimey (08:45:37): you can always be a NERD
Good Ol' Grimey (08:45:47): seriously just dress like a dork and call yourself a nerd
Shill Bill (08:48:41): Or, here me out. You can be my fellow Mormon
Shill Bill (08:48:53): Good Mormon, bad Mormon routine
Shill Bill (08:49:18): Just wear black pants, black shoes, white button down, black tie.
Shill Bill (08:49:38): \u2020 Brother Peter \u2020
Good Ol' Grimey (08:51:26): Josh can be the good mormom telling them the good word, you can be the bad mormom asking them if they want to be your 6th wife
Doc Choc (08:56:23): I'll dress like normal and call myself a gay virgin nerd :(
Shill Bill (08:56:54): Brother Peter. C'mon
Shill Bill (08:57:05): If you ain't got anything else, why not
Doc Choc (09:04:21): I'll see what I have
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:27:02): im going as Duffman
Shill Bill (09:28:18): Nice. I did that one year. Better be legit or I'm gonna criticize you. I'll criticize you anyway, but if you fuck it up, I'll really criticize you
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:28:54): i expect nothing less
Good Ol' Grimey (09:29:23): Duffman....can't...breath!
Doc Choc (09:35:44): Duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem
Doc Choc (09:56:04): http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/10/27/chuck_todd_it_took_12_clinton_staffers_12_hours_to_write_one_tweet.html
Doc Choc (09:58:11): pretty interesting how they composed that one tweet tho
Doc Choc (09:58:44): it's specifically designed to be non-committal to a stance but kind of supportive of the #FightFor15 thing, so you make the assumption in your head that she wants the $15 min wage
Shill Bill (09:59:07): Cause she initially didn't support $15
Shill Bill (09:59:20): Only because Bernie pushed her towards it
Doc Choc (09:59:45): but she hasnt explicitly said $15
Doc Choc (09:59:59): just that "we will have a conversation with workers" aka noncommittal lol
Shill Bill (10:01:24): Bitch
Doc Choc (10:03:17): None
Good Ol' Grimey (10:08:47): Now that is some sweet liberalism
Doc Choc (10:09:08): God.... Damn.... Liberalssssssss
Good Ol' Grimey (10:13:25): Liberalism manifests itself in various ways.\n...\nTo let things drift if they do not affect one personally; to say as little as possible while knowing perfectly well what is wrong, to be worldly wise and play safe and seek only to avoid blame. This is a third type.
Good Ol' Grimey (10:17:40): You know, this Mao fellow had some good ideas
Good Ol' Grimey (10:32:16): Seriously though that tweet and the break down of the construction of it, to appear concerned, but non-committal, yes workers deserve a decent wage but what about muh pragmatism and small businesses, it's really peak liberalism
Good Ol' Grimey (10:32:51): "In every American community there are varying shades of political opinion. One of the shadiest of these is the liberals. An outspoken group on many subjects, ten degrees to the left of center in good times, ten degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally. Here, then, is a lesson in safe logic."
Good Ol' Grimey (10:33:46): there was a song in the 60's called Love Me I'm a Liberal that basically just shat on liberals lol. man those hippies had it right. \xa0https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Me,_I%27m_a_Liberal
Good Ol' Grimey (11:02:31): None
Doc Choc (11:07:18): The only good liberal.... is a dead liberal
Doc Choc (11:08:09): if your views arent the most extreme part of the political spectrum then get the fuck out da club
Good Ol' Grimey (11:10:09): we just love to worship the middle lol
Good Ol' Grimey (11:10:18): what we need is a mix of slavery and free men
Doc Choc (11:10:34): you're right. i need to stop being so noncommittal. i'm going to become a fascist
Good Ol' Grimey (11:12:01): say what you want about national socialism at least it's an ethos!
Doc Choc (11:13:21): hey at least we're both socialists now \ufffd
Good Ol' Grimey (11:13:40): yea fucking hitler had to call his bullshit third way fascism "national socialism" lol
Doc Choc (11:16:27): HItler really dropped the ball on that one
Good Ol' Grimey (11:16:49): "This will show those edgy white boys in the 2010s!"
Doc Choc (11:17:28): you know, if it wasnt for that whole holocaust/ww2 fiasco....
Doc Choc (11:46:18): Btw remember Sameen from HS? Check out his vacation photo he just put up on Facebook
Good Ol' Grimey (13:27:04): marc what time is Andrew coming in
Good Ol' Grimey (14:26:17): None
Good Ol' Grimey (17:32:17): Hey Marky marc
Shill Bill (18:11:52): Hey Peter
Shill Bill (18:11:56): What you dressing as
Shill Bill (18:11:59): Mormon
Shill Bill (18:12:13): Say Mormon
Doc Choc (18:41:53): How do Mormons dress
Doc Choc (18:42:40): I'll go as the scariest thing in 2016, an undecided voter
Shill Bill (18:44:34): http://bookofmormonbroadway.com/images/show/hero-tour-1.jpg
Shill Bill (18:45:21): That's a Mormon for ya
Shill Bill (18:45:42): None
Shill Bill (18:45:51): I'm gonna include the backpack though. Because cheese
Doc Choc (18:51:26): I love it
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:52:37): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9osskTGhb2s
Doc Choc (18:53:26): Not sure if I will make it out tonight, gotta get up very early tomorrow
Shill Bill (18:53:59): Fag
Shill Bill (18:54:22): Also, book of Mormon was the best play I've ever seen
Shill Bill (19:34:40): We could've been brothers Pete
Doc Choc (19:36:19): Where's the cheese
Shill Bill (19:41:25): None
Shill Bill (19:42:29): None
Doc Choc (19:57:08): Are you going to wiz on people
Shill Bill (19:58:02): Like the yellow pee pee monster
Shill Bill (21:18:24): What time are you all heading out
Good Ol' Grimey (21:19:43): Marcs coming to me right now
Doc Choc (21:20:22): I'm prob just staying home tonight
Good Ol' Grimey (21:21:19): Word
Shill Bill (21:22:00): K. Just gimme a heads up when you get to NB and where you'll be
Good Ol' Grimey (21:22:34): Will do
Shill Bill (21:41:15): So there's gonna be a six year old at the party I'm at
Doc Choc (21:41:51): Get him hooked on that good shit early
Doc Choc (21:42:08): You ever have cheezits kid?
Good Ol' Grimey (21:51:15): Lol were gonna be at NB in 10
Good Ol' Grimey (21:51:44): If you wanna meet us there
Shill Bill (21:52:41): I'll head out once my other friends get here. And the six year old.
Good Ol' Grimey (21:52:54): Cool
Shill Bill (21:53:56): You guys headed to a bar?
Good Ol' Grimey (21:54:55): Yarp, parking at olive branch
Saturday, 29 October 2016
Good Ol' Grimey (09:40:02): I rented Hillarys America it's so bad it's good lol
Doc Choc (10:35:52): Is it about the ice caps are going to melt and abortion becomes America's national sport?
Good Ol' Grimey (11:57:24): Well from a movie and story telling standpoint it's just bizzare
Shill Bill (11:58:02): Isn't the guy butt hurt cause he was in prison
Good Ol' Grimey (11:58:33): It starts with him telling us he went to prison for 8 months for making Obamas America. He recreates the trial and his experience in prison where his main activity was interviewing other criminals on how to do crime, then relating those strategies to the democratic party
Shill Bill (11:59:12): My kinda movie
Good Ol' Grimey (11:59:33): Of course the interviews here fictionalized or recreated, but later on he has real documentary interviews shot the same way
Good Ol' Grimey (12:00:33): He switches between narration and interviews to push his narrative and had a funny habit of answering his own question during narration
Good Ol' Grimey (12:01:11): "Could hillary really be do callous to have her marriage simply be a political tool? Yes, she can" then on to the next topic lol
Good Ol' Grimey (12:03:00): Also there are scenes when he goes to the democratic headquarters and "sneaks in" to the employees only area, goes through files and here he explains the slave owning and civil rights Era democrats, implying you can't get this information from any history book lol.
Shill Bill (12:03:39): This guy is the Michael Moore for the GOP
Good Ol' Grimey (12:03:51): He then does the same thing at Hillary Clinton's office, lots of shots of a shadowy clinton actress in the Oval office
Good Ol' Grimey (12:04:29): One of my favorite narrated lines was after he got out of prison "I got Obama right. Now I have to figure out hillary."
Shill Bill (12:05:09): What exactly did he get right? That he's black?
Good Ol' Grimey (12:06:15): I forgot to mention the first 10 minutes is just him explaining why his movie Obamas America was accurate
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:31:41): He did get fucked by the legal system
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:31:56): He had to serve 10 months in jail
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:34:05): What's the plan for tonight
Shill Bill (12:48:01): https://youtu.be/Bh94aDRQAkI?t=975
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:26:38): Well I don't know if I can sing that well
Shill Bill (13:27:39): Let's find a hand job karaoke bar for tonight
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:28:06): I mean I feel like we can find one. But it won't be a straight one
Shill Bill (13:28:26): Regardless, I'm down to go out later
Shill Bill (18:00:32): So gents, what's good?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:05:19): Where we headed
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:05:24): And what we doing
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:05:34): There's Hoboken,
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:05:37): The city
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:05:50): Suplex City
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:05:54): NB again
Shill Bill (18:07:18): I'm not gonna drink but I wanna hit the streets
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:15:16): Give out that cheese
Shill Bill (18:15:31): Brian
Shill Bill (18:15:32): Pete
Shill Bill (18:15:34): ?
Doc Choc (18:26:13): I'm still out with family in long island so I'm not gonna make it tonight
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:56:17): Blain. Answer your phone
Good Ol' Grimey (18:58:13): Unfortunately haley is feeling like shit now, she has really bad nausea right now I don't think we'll be able to go out unfortunately
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:58:28): Booooo
Sunday, 30 October 2016
Doc Choc (18:28:12): Metal Gear Solid 2 predicted the 2016 election
Good Ol' Grimey (19:06:02): Unfortunately it's been like that way longer than solid snake lol
Monday, 31 October 2016
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:06:18): Josh there is an editor positions at Huff Po. Go make it great agin
Doc Choc (08:07:45): 10 Celebrities Who Are Totally Lizard People!
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:08:12): 10 ways your vote doesn't matter!
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:10:58): Cracked went to the commies
Doc Choc (08:13:58): Cracked has been garbage for years now
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:16:04): True
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:16:15): I miss old cracked and old college humor
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:17:21): When they we're so PC. When they were about college and they embraced the drunken and rampaging culture of college. I miss the days of cute girl of the week and frat dad.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:17:39): Make Cracked great again
Doc Choc (08:21:35): I miss when college humor represented my college experience, which was sitting inside watching college humor videos
Good Ol' Grimey (08:32:39): Oh wow, they're watching intanet video's just like me!
Good Ol' Grimey (08:33:02): Also guys fill up your gas tanks today, 23 cent gas tax hike goes into effect tomorrow
Doc Choc (08:36:13): Goddamn
Good Ol' Grimey (08:51:59): don't worry
Good Ol' Grimey (08:52:04): it's all going towards paying off debt lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:19:40): https://i.sli.mg/bTAKw7.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (09:23:53): apparently there is recent footage out there of Hillary Clinton being racist towards a black woman and it's going to be leaked soon
Good Ol' Grimey (09:24:20): This year is the year that showed conspiracy theorists are actually the ones most in touch with the political process lol
Doc Choc (09:51:17): They could release a video of Clinton raping a child at this point and nobody would care
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:52:31): For real. This made me lose faith in the average American. I didn't think I could lose what I didn't have. But it happened
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:52:46): Hillary Clinton is a James Bond villain
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:53:19): Donald Trump is a die hard villain
Good Ol' Grimey (10:04:54): Tony Podesta, brother of John Podesta, who runs Clinton's campaign, is a registered foreign agent on Saudi'sgovernment payroll
Good Ol' Grimey (10:05:03): throw it in with all the other conspiracies this year
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:06:23): Conspiracy theorists are the Cinderella\xa0story of this year
Good Ol' Grimey (13:35:36): in lighter news
Good Ol' Grimey (13:35:39): @GovGaryJohnson just told @MSNBC that his lack of geographical knowledge is a plus bc you can't get into a war w/ a country you can't find
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:51:47): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JfZKDrvUs-g/maxresdefault.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (14:16:52): TIL 35% of polled American workers said they would be willing to forego a significant pay raise in exchange for having their boss fired.
Doc Choc (14:42:06): i dont doubt it
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:48:55): Cause you are at the top if they fall
Good Ol' Grimey (14:53:30): http://www.theonion.com/article/anthropologists-discover-isolated-tribe-joyful-ame-54547
Good Ol' Grimey (15:30:21): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSFiwA2P914&feature=youtu.be
Good Ol' Grimey (15:30:38): Short vidya to keep us over tomorrow, when Hillary disparaging a black women is supposed to come out
Good Ol' Grimey (15:30:41): over till tomorrow*
Doc Choc (15:43:18): did she grab her by the pussy tho
Good Ol' Grimey (15:50:27): http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-demon-poll-republican-voters-beliefs-a7388546.html
Tuesday, 01 November 2016
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:24:13): I got free food all night long with my tickets to the Nets last night. I ate so much. And this morning I knew this was gunna be a huge Duce. So I yelled Exodia obliterate when I pooped
Doc Choc (07:40:11): Did the bulls win
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:42:04): Yea 118 to 88
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:42:16): The nets played so sloppy
Shill Bill (07:46:28): Suck it Jay z
Doc Choc (07:47:45): Now he has 100 problems
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:54:49): Jay z has his name in the rafters of how many sold out shows he's done in Brooklyn
Shill Bill (07:56:28): I believe he calls that "getting dome"
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:33:18): I have been ripping some dirt mcnasty ass on the path
Shill Bill (08:34:31): Keeping the ladies warm on a brisk November morn
Good Ol' Grimey (08:41:04): You guys should write "Fart Poetry" and market it to 13 year old boys to get them into literature and liberal arts
Good Ol' Grimey (08:41:16): Sell it to schools
Shill Bill (08:41:43): Everything is art. \nEven your farts.
Good Ol' Grimey (08:42:10): That's the opening right there
Shill Bill (08:42:40): Your butthole is also an opening
Shill Bill (08:42:50): At the other end is your mouth
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:02:36): https://gfycat.com/LeafyGregariousIndianabat
Shill Bill (09:05:05): Did not see that one coming
Shill Bill (09:05:20): It was a white kid all along
Doc Choc (09:05:38): Liberal Farts
Good Ol' Grimey (09:13:08): I knew Kids did 9/11
Shill Bill (09:14:48): Damn nursery rhyme inspired them is what happened. Ring around the Rosey
Good Ol' Grimey (09:15:51): We should make some updated nursery rhymes
Good Ol' Grimey (09:16:29): Ring around the rosey was about keeping roses in your pocket to stave off the black plague. We need rhymes about staving off Zika and globalism
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:17:34): Hickory Dickory Dock, the White man afraid of Big Black Cock, He joins the Klan and stays till the end Hickory Dickory Dock
Shill Bill (09:18:13): Need to add cuck in there somewhere
Shill Bill (09:18:18): For flavor
Shill Bill (09:18:26): Add to-taste
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:19:01): His got fot fucked he became Cucked hickory Dickory dock
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:19:07): His wife
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:19:28): we need 2 versions
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:20:17): liberal and conservative to capture the market
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:22:07): Hickory Dickory Dock, The blacks dont deserve what they got, living on a welfare state, and all them hate, hiclory\xa0dickory\xa0get a job lazy fucks
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:22:32): i think that should be volume one
Good Ol' Grimey (09:55:13): None
Good Ol' Grimey (09:55:22): some technical analysis of the election courtesy of wallstreetbets
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:12:39): What happened to Triple H, he went from fuck the establishment to being the establishment.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:06:20): http://i.imgur.com/ll6HR6y.gifv
Shill Bill (11:09:27): Where is this. I want a turn
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:10:41): Its Saint Peters Gate, you bounce you go to heavens, you fall you go to hell. ythe kid in green murdered 56 people
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:28:50): those kittens still at yourhouse brian?
Good Ol' Grimey (11:42:32): yessir
Good Ol' Grimey (11:42:35): you got a buyer?
Good Ol' Grimey (11:43:13): One of them is claimed but the other two are still available
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:46:46): yea
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:46:48): i got one
Good Ol' Grimey (11:47:35): sweet that's awesome
Doc Choc (11:50:54): Are you guys getting into the lucrative business of Cat Dealing
Doc Choc (12:02:21): http://www.theverge.com/a/verge-2021/secretary-anthony-foxx
Doc Choc (12:02:40): You guys might find this interview interesting since I know you've talked about how we will be moving to self-driving cars in the near future
Shill Bill (12:17:31): Upset they didn't mention NASCAR
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:22:37): self driving cars would affect taxi driver/ubers
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:22:45): bus drivers
Good Ol' Grimey (12:23:07): they already have 18 wheelers trying it out
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:23:20): make the roads saffer
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:23:26): trucks are crazy
Good Ol' Grimey (12:23:45): they are just working on the parking aspect for 18 wheelers and need drivers to take them out/park them away, but the middle is all done. only a matter of time before it's completely automated
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:24:59): honestly i think the hospitality indsutry might get a bump from this
Good Ol' Grimey (12:26:39): it's gonna hurt auto insurance industry
Doc Choc (12:26:47): our infrastructure isnt good tho
Good Ol' Grimey (12:26:50): oh yea good point i saw stuff on that too marc
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:27:07): will it hurt them
Good Ol' Grimey (12:27:14): there's a lot of hospitality/restuaants that only exists really for truckers/long distance drives on certain roads
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:27:17): wont they still need to make the cars
Doc Choc (12:27:48): or at least the robot drivers
Doc Choc (12:27:51): DriveBot 9000
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:28:25): http://orig07.deviantart.net/3eae/f/2012/340/2/b/profile_picture_by_tedd_the_bus_driver-d5n8eus.png
Doc Choc (12:58:32): I've been listening to R Kelly all day
Doc Choc (12:58:47): It's too bad this guy is a pedophile because he's hilarious
Doc Choc (13:00:18): Girl I promise this will be painless (painless)\nWe'll take a trip to planet Uranus
Good Ol' Grimey (13:05:01): damn straight to thepoint lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:05:14): this the remix to ignition
Doc Choc (13:05:44): So don't trip I got a giant rocket\nGliding through just hitting your pocket
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:06:02): THE MAN WAS A MIDGET
Doc Choc (13:06:21): Right now I am listening to Same Girl, which showcases R Kelly's tenuous grasp on what twins are actually like
Shill Bill (13:13:26): Twins, how do they work
Doc Choc (16:03:39): so where is my video of hillary clinton dropping a hard N bomb in glorious 1080p
Good Ol' Grimey (16:16:40): Oh yea
Good Ol' Grimey (16:16:45): Let me see
Doc Choc (16:23:17): https://youtu.be/4JuK1Yr35Io?t=6s
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:35:40): I wanna hear that hard R
Shill Bill (16:36:15): Rodham
Shill Bill (16:37:31): Maybe rodham will recruit hard R rodman for Sec of State considering his cozy relationship with Kim Jung Un
Doc Choc (16:40:05): Dennis Rodham>
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:42:32): Bill leimbeer
Shill Bill (16:44:01): Who dat
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:44:42): Bill Laimbeer
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:44:55): he was the big man for the pistons in the bad boy era
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:45:05): Rodham was a piston
Shill Bill (16:45:13): Scotty Pippin my boy
Shill Bill (16:45:33): I dunno about this lambqueer guy though
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:46:10): Pippin was a Bull
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:46:38): The Pistons are the only team to be over 500 against JOrdan and Pippin during there reeign
Good Ol' Grimey (16:52:46): It might be coming out tomorrow
Good Ol' Grimey (16:53:05): James O Keefe has a dead man's switch in case clinton kills him lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:24:45): http://i.imgur.com/D7dsK5y.gifv
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:24:49): Pete
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:24:53): train to be this man
Good Ol' Grimey (17:26:11): That must be a lower league Bull, the buck off time is terrible
Good Ol' Grimey (17:56:59): https://i.sli.mg/cIfd3h.png
Wednesday, 02 November 2016
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (05:28:47): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tWXP6GbZXYM
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (05:30:33): They are really trying To minimize the emails
Doc Choc (06:49:03): It's a good strategy. Have your media cronies downplay what Hillary did and play up the bad stuff with trump
Doc Choc (06:49:30): I don't know what a security clearance is but I know that trump rapes everybody!
Good Ol' Grimey (07:29:57): Hillary on the breakfast club talking about a national dance party to fight the fun defecit - wtf
Doc Choc (07:35:23): I hate when she pretends that she can release with the proles
Good Ol' Grimey (07:36:27): "We need a dance party tbh fam, trump has no chill, vote hilldaw" -hillary clinton
Good Ol' Grimey (07:36:38): Hilldawg*
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:22:43): And the hot sauce she keeps in her bag
Good Ol' Grimey (08:23:37): "Ugh, mayo amirite my fellow blacks" -hillary
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:24:47): How do you unite two very left socialists a centerist. And mid right capitalist. This election. Because we are retarded
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:24:51): Aren't
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:25:19): I really don't know how anyone supports either of them
Doc Choc (08:25:21): I don't think I am an -ist
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:25:56): Your in the center. Not to left not to right
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:26:26): I needed to make it an it's for the saying pete. God. Do you even know political humor
Good Ol' Grimey (08:34:18): I'd say centrist seems pretty fair for you pete. You're right of me josh, left of marc, and slightly left of the democratic party which is center right in world politics
Doc Choc (08:37:59): I meant more towards capitalist
Doc Choc (08:38:20): I don't have any particular love for the system, I'm not the monopoly guy
Good Ol' Grimey (08:38:36): Ohh are you saying your an anti capitalist? If so you're definitely not centrist you're on the left half now
Doc Choc (08:40:04): Not anti, just not pro lol
Doc Choc (08:40:27): It is what it is
Good Ol' Grimey (09:00:32): You gotta pick a side this is war
Doc Choc (09:05:47): Fascism it is
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:06:08): I saw a Hillary hat in the wild today
Good Ol' Grimey (09:06:08): You capitalist piggy
Good Ol' Grimey (09:06:32): I only know of 1 hillary sign at a house near me
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:09:17): I really didn't think people actually liked her.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:09:37): I thought they were just voting against trump. Which is a solid argument
Doc Choc (09:12:27): Middle aged white women who vote Democrat down the board each year and minorities who were adults during Bill Clinton genuinely likebher
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:13:25): I said people Pete. Women and Minorities aren't people
Good Ol' Grimey (09:14:41): Rich landowners, now that's people
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:15:01): Theme good people
Doc Choc (09:19:14): None
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:40:23): None
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:29:22): https://i.reddituploads.com/ee276efc6d334df8b99b80af93d99ee4?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=881430140822f343df5e262d2d5816f8
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:29:30): This man is a true patriot
Shill Bill (11:31:29): 204 doesn't have the same ring to it as does 420
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:31:47): Just Blaze
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:10:12): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMHIhtLofyo
Shill Bill (12:13:48): That was gross
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:18:24): grossly amazong
Shill Bill (12:35:16): Can we just get WWIII over with already
Doc Choc (12:41:43): "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with Proton Space Lasers." - Albert Einstein
Good Ol' Grimey (12:50:39): "The sun will eventually eat us anyways so who cares if we another country won't matter in a billion years anyways" -Gary johnson
Good Ol' Grimey (12:50:54): Nuke another country*
Doc Choc (12:52:02): he does have a valid point, let's live in the moment!
Good Ol' Grimey (12:53:01): "Let's hot box the planet, call it global warming" -Gary J
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:53:14): Gary J is looking at the Real Long game
Doc Choc (12:53:23): Gary Johnson 2016/420
Good Ol' Grimey (12:53:38): Gary johnson - whatever year the sun burns out
Good Ol' Grimey (12:53:43): WHAT THEN GARY
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:54:02): If the Human Race hasn't evolved into beings of pure engery imma be pissed
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:54:21): the universe is only 4.5 bullion years
Good Ol' Grimey (12:54:48): After the sun envelopes earth, it will eventually burn out and we'll experience some global cooling. See, nature IS self correcting
Doc Choc (12:55:00): listen, there are warming and cooling cycles...
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:55:12): also we discussed hope solos nasty vagina at my job today
Good Ol' Grimey (12:55:29): It is nasty I seent it
Doc Choc (12:55:33): who
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:55:40): Hope Solo
Good Ol' Grimey (12:55:42): Usa women's soccer goalie
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:55:43): soccer player
Doc Choc (12:55:53): oh i was going to call you both gay nerds for talking about star wars shit
Doc Choc (12:55:57): but it turns out i'm the gay nerd
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:56:12): I said it looked like a day old arbies sandwhich, my boss goes lots of beef
Good Ol' Grimey (12:56:24): It's like I say about gay nerds, it's always exactly who you suspect
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:03:27): anyone else want to write a kids TV show and make the subtext really hidden and see if anyone gets it
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:03:41): Like how the Teletubies is about the Vietnam War
Good Ol' Grimey (13:03:44): Oh like the tv show on nick that has cuck messages in it
Doc Choc (13:04:09): cucks are the future
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:04:23): to many bulls not enough cucks
Doc Choc (13:04:54): 1% of the bulls have 99% of the white women
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:05:17): well 99% if the fat ones
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:05:20): fat cats
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:06:15): im pretty sure black guys sleep with fat white women becuase\xa0its the closets they can get to fighitng a white man and not get arrested
Doc Choc (13:10:15): why do black guys in very good shape like big fat white women
Good Ol' Grimey (13:11:35): Opposites attract never applied more than right now
Doc Choc (13:12:42): thats why i only date girls with no legs
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:13:45): and for me no eyes
Doc Choc (14:07:03): i'm voting for Hillary because I just read on Pitchfork that Tim Kaine is a fan of The Replacements
Doc Choc (14:07:06): thats a good enough reason right
Good Ol' Grimey (14:26:03): As good as any one elses!
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:29:17): everything with the replacements is good
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:29:19): the badn
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:29:20): band
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:29:26): movie
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:29:31): tv show
Doc Choc (14:32:46): Even getting replacement things
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:34:27): i got a robot dick, its great but it does that weird Doc Oc thing where it tries to make me do evil things, to bad i already do am i right boys
Good Ol' Grimey (14:46:44): How the dnc will react when trump gets the popular vote but hillary becomes president anyway -
Good Ol' Grimey (14:46:45): http://m.imgur.com/a/mDNrW
Good Ol' Grimey (14:47:29): None
Doc Choc (14:50:30): It's all just a game for the elite anyway
Good Ol' Grimey (14:51:01): Which millionaire do you want to rule you? See, you have choice!
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:51:59): you want choice A
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:52:02): or choice 1
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:55:35): you guys see the new FBI Director on the Hillary Case?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:55:38): https://sli.mg/2uZZc9
Doc Choc (14:57:18): I kind of want to go to bed now and wake up on November 9th
Good Ol' Grimey (14:58:20): It's like that song, wake me up when November is 30% over
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:59:22): Can someone explain to me the Voter ID thing, i know 11% of people dont have a photo id, but you can get a free state ID. My friend had one since she didnt have her drivers liscence
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:02:29): is the white man keeping the black man down? or is the black man to lazy to go to the DMV?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:02:53): answer me in broad over generalizations
Shill Bill (15:03:23): Problem is that great numbers of people actually can't get IDs. A lot of old people. Young black people. Latinos. restrictions set in place largely by Republican state legislatures specifically target these populations. North Carolina was busted because it was done with "surgical precision"
Good Ol' Grimey (15:03:25): I'll be as broad as possible
Good Ol' Grimey (15:03:29): Racism
Shill Bill (15:03:45): Also college students
Shill Bill (15:04:57): Legislatures make it illegal for students to vote on campus, forcing them to go home to vote, which in many instances is not feasible. And then also restrict absentee voting to same population of students
Shill Bill (15:05:07): Because there overwhelmingly lean Democrat
Good Ol' Grimey (15:05:35): Anytime a party wants stricter requirements to voting I'd be wary and think about what they are befitting from it
Good Ol' Grimey (15:06:05): Republicans benefit from it that's the only reason they want it not some moral high ground
Good Ol' Grimey (15:06:27): Essentially, POWERRRRR
Shill Bill (15:07:06): I think we'd all agree that presenting a license or photo ID to vote is reasonable. I'm down for that. But you can't then follow that up with laws making it near impossible to obtain said ID
Good Ol' Grimey (15:09:39): We need paper ballots again tbh I don't trust electronic voting. Paper ballots with a receipt the voter keeps so in case a county's population thinks there was a miscount or manipulation then they can independently count the vote
Shill Bill (15:10:32): In 80% of the country, you can request a receipt
Shill Bill (15:10:43): Depends on the county
Good Ol' Grimey (15:11:25): They should give you one regardless or have a auditing agency overseeing.
Good Ol' Grimey (15:12:12): I do think there will be vote manipulation this election and that's scary/sucks.
Shill Bill (15:12:51): States audit random precincts in every election. And will audit every vote if any suspicions arise
Good Ol' Grimey (15:35:16): I don't trust George soros or his lizard magic
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:05:19): thats what i call my semen, lizard magic
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:07:59): http://www.wsj.com/articles/new-york-times-profit-slumps-print-ad-sales-drop-19-1478092100
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:08:07): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3897406/New-York-Times-reports-95-7-percent-fall-quarterly-profit.html
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:08:13): Well someone is wrong
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:08:24): and i dont think its the Wall Street Journal
Shill Bill (16:12:35): more media companies need to go down the NPR, citizen funding route
Shill Bill (16:15:42): hey brian, what does your dad think of the 2 ballot measures for NJ next week?
Doc Choc (17:02:20): Nothing I love more than NPRs biweekly Beg For Money campaign
Shill Bill (17:02:52): thrice yearly, Peter
Doc Choc (17:04:30): They're all like, we are going to match your donations
Doc Choc (17:04:40): How about we cut out the middleman and you just pay off your bills
Doc Choc (17:05:51): Swear to god how expensive is it to maintain a radio station in 2016, we have people installing fucking VR sex clubs in their basement but they can't afford tech from the 50s?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:15:12): Radio is still a big industry
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:15:19): trust me
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:15:21): i know
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:15:26): wink
Doc Choc (17:16:00): I just hate everything
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:31:11): I'm an asshole
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:39:11): https://gfycat.com/BothRepulsiveAlbertosaurus
Good Ol' Grimey (17:59:44): None
Good Ol' Grimey (18:00:05): Are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit lol
Good Ol' Grimey (18:00:28): you can now buy an extension to turn your wireless AirPods back into regular headphones!
Good Ol' Grimey (18:03:17): NPR did have a good bit today with a bunch of comedy writers talking about their craft. Larry Wilmore was there, I wanted to call in "If you're so funny, why'd your show get canceled then hmmm?"
Doc Choc (18:22:02): Those Spigen wires are ones that go around your neck, not to the phone
Doc Choc (18:22:27): Larry Wilmore is a blight upon the human race
Shill Bill (18:24:22): Even better is that the wired headphones that now come with the new iPhone can't plug into the new MacBook pro.
Shill Bill (18:24:43): Because it has a headphone port, but the headphones are lightning
Good Ol' Grimey (18:25:34): Oh so it turns your headphones into a necklace like some sort of gay tech nerd?
Good Ol' Grimey (18:53:14): Did you know Larry Wilmore did help with the early seasons of the office tho pete
Doc Choc (19:12:37): Don't do this to me brian
Doc Choc (19:13:07): The first 4 seasons of the office are all I have left
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:34:22): I didn't know Brian and Josh made it into this book
Shill Bill (20:35:45): I didn't know you thought so little of me
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:44:53): I dint know you benched so little
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:46:53): Pete is my brotege. I am his brofessor. You and Brian are in BC times. Before curls
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:47:45): Pete wants to bench 225. You and Brian want income equality. What's more important.
Doc Choc (20:47:45): I want you to follow me around the gym and just fire off one liners
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:55:04): None
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:55:47): I literately told a rep that a guy passing in the street needed to work on his delts
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:09:46): If a girl on tinder says she doesn't drink. Do I respond. Or let he down gently
Doc Choc (21:11:20): Ask her what she thinks about amphetamines
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:13:02): I really don't know what she does for fun
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:15:53): Everything I hate
Shill Bill (21:17:13): Ask if she's a Bernie bro
Doc Choc (21:25:58): If you don't smoke blunts DELETE MY NUMBER
Doc Choc (22:07:58): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA
Shill Bill (22:11:03): In what year is Jones expected to call on his supporters to drink the poison?
Thursday, 03 November 2016
Doc Choc (07:39:40): They do have to go back to the mother ship soon
Doc Choc (08:17:59): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PtPNl1VEg&feature=youtu.be
Doc Choc (08:18:07): Good Morning
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:29:01): Josh, next halloween, wanna go as buff Mormons, we are the part of the Church of Iron, of LAT erday gainz and we preach the swoley bible
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:30:36): we will cut off the sleeves of the shirts
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:30:49): Pete and Brian you can come in on it too
Doc Choc (10:49:04): I will convert to the LDS Church for this costume
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:54:54): You can have as many wives as you want, but never cheat on the bench
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:58:28): you think the Gamer Tag MLG Mormon is taken?
Good Ol' Grimey (11:02:21): Josh lori found you on okcupid and guess what it's a match!
Good Ol' Grimey (11:02:30): None
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:02:57): is that Alex form Highschool in hte bottom corner
Good Ol' Grimey (11:03:01): 84 that's a solid B
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:04:27): Your sisters has a 83% match from a person from Staten Island
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:04:35): i now hate her
Good Ol' Grimey (11:04:50): Worse, 84 with a J
Good Ol' Grimey (11:04:57): Oy vey
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:05:16): Staten Island is worse then the Jews
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:05:24): If hitler knew about Staten Island
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:05:31): the war would have been different
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:07:32): http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Dj+hitler+_b500af0641a2303d6337ebfad15e7a98.jpg
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:08:32): https://therongolianstar.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/4cd01a4d57c2e-going_steady_with_hitler.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (11:23:08): Well suck my dick and call me josef mengele, I'm going steady with Big H!
Good Ol' Grimey (11:40:49): So the lawyer at the Department of Justice in charge of the Clinton email probe, Peter Kadzik, has a very close relationship with John Podesta. In May of 2015, Kadzik's son emailed John Podesta asking for a job opportunity in the Clinton campaign, which he replied he'd put PJ into the list of candidates. \xa0DNC Communications director now also reportedly saying back in 2015 that emailing that she'd "do anything to help Hillary win". \xa0Also this from 2014 - "We agreed that if she gets a significant primary challenger, we need to consider changing course and getting NY, NJ, and maybe others to move their dates earlier to give her hefty early wins."
Good Ol' Grimey (11:40:57): Whens the revolution happening fellas
Doc Choc (11:50:19): Better get used to it
Good Ol' Grimey (11:51:12): they better get used to these hands
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:51:19): THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULDNT BE PRESIDENT, men can keep there murders and riggin in code
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:51:25): use a cypher
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:51:32): fuckin N00Bs
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:51:58): but for reall this was the first election i paid attention too
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:52:11): and bow howdy, that like your first movie is the room
Good Ol' Grimey (11:52:45): you picked the wrong election cycle to start voting
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:53:01): Im Voting for Hambre
Good Ol' Grimey (11:53:20): he was too pure for this world
Doc Choc (11:55:10): Think I'm done with politics after the 8th lol
Doc Choc (11:55:28): This election has made me significantly dumber
Doc Choc (11:55:40): It's just two dirtbags accusing each other of rape
Good Ol' Grimey (11:59:17): this is only barely above an Xbox Live level of debate
Doc Choc (12:17:26): https://youtu.be/CMKlHdj-anU
Good Ol' Grimey (12:24:49): guys i got a new job
Good Ol' Grimey (12:24:51): at my old job
Good Ol' Grimey (12:24:57): remember how i was a book editor
Good Ol' Grimey (12:25:04): now im editing my bosses children story
Doc Choc (12:29:56): Your resume is going to look wild
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:34:04): The Kid who cooked the books
Good Ol' Grimey (12:37:53): Also Amazon Prime said that American Mobster is moving onto their next round
Good Ol' Grimey (12:38:07): That they haven't forgotten about it, and it's still in the mix etc
Doc Choc (12:50:49): Goddamn
Doc Choc (12:50:54): We need to film something
Good Ol' Grimey (13:23:18): seriously
Good Ol' Grimey (13:23:26): he's working with disney on this children's book/movie/series too
Good Ol' Grimey (13:23:34): he got legit story board from them drawing his character
Good Ol' Grimey (13:24:03): None
Good Ol' Grimey (13:24:32): this is what they did for him so far and what he's shown me
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:30:27): thats pretty good
Good Ol' Grimey (13:30:57): yea it's a Disney employee who's drawing it it's super legit
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:31:04): also how do you have a job? like how is his bussiness still vaiable
Good Ol' Grimey (13:31:12): oh my other boss
Good Ol' Grimey (13:31:17): he's the backbone tbh lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:31:29): he is the Pence to the Trump
Good Ol' Grimey (13:33:42): lol my boss joe was talking about how you know Trump has the best people with the best intel and the onyl reason he's saying hillary is corrupt is because these smart people are telling him she is. I wonder if these geniuses also told him to do every other retarded thing he's done this election lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:51:04): lets write a childerns book about underground sex slavery
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:51:39): Timmy and Pricey Virgin
Good Ol' Grimey (15:01:00): hey marc who's that person who wants a cat
Good Ol' Grimey (15:01:09): let me know so I can drop one on their doorstep ring their bell and run away
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:17:41): its someone my dad works with
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:17:48): ill get you the info
Good Ol' Grimey (15:31:29): sweet thanks
Good Ol' Grimey (15:31:42): i won't stop bothering you about it either because my mom doesn't stop bothering me about it lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:32:34): the cycle of pestering
Good Ol' Grimey (15:32:52): cat shit rolls own hill
Good Ol' Grimey (15:32:57): down*
Good Ol' Grimey (15:42:04): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U
Good Ol' Grimey (15:45:38): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_z6RCm6uw
Good Ol' Grimey (15:50:29): actually a good cracked article
Good Ol' Grimey (15:50:30): http://www.cracked.com/article_23866_6-hilariously-uncomfortable-rants-dvd-commentaries.html
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:36:34): https://i.reddituploads.com/3742aad84a034decb5f31522c030b833?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=4f8fc0076a6af17e8698175e6a1dd63e
Good Ol' Grimey (17:37:05): lol is this on a post about eric andre
Good Ol' Grimey (17:37:24): i love the eric andre show but it's not exactly high brow lol
Good Ol' Grimey (19:41:41): None
Good Ol' Grimey (19:48:17): April 2020 were all taking a day off of work for this centuries great smoke fest lol
Doc Choc (20:02:26): I'm taking a month off
Good Ol' Grimey (20:05:07): #hotboxtheplanet will trend in April 2020 mark my words
Shill Bill (20:18:12): Rubio 2020 \nClear Vision for the Future
Shill Bill (20:19:04): You know whichever fuckwit politician that plays on the 2020 vision thing is gonna win their party's nomination
Good Ol' Grimey (20:19:14): Snoop lion 2020 a cloud to get lost in
Friday, 04 November 2016
Good Ol' Grimey (07:19:56): The now working theory on Clinton over at the_Donald is that there are alleged pedophile activities connected to Clinton/John Podesta and they used code in the emails
Good Ol' Grimey (07:31:27): https://i.sli.mg/TJ9dbO.png
Good Ol' Grimey (07:31:47): Tomorrow could be quite the day lol
Doc Choc (07:45:30): Is your source 4chan though
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:46:06): I want to see this just explode. Both parties.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:46:25): I want this to go down in history as the worst election in history.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:46:31): And I was a part of it
Good Ol' Grimey (09:11:01): http://www.inquisitr.com/3676600/spirit-cooking-dinner-john-podestas-wikileaks-email-brings-evil-and-satanic-cult-buzz-to-hillary-clinton-graphic-video/
Good Ol' Grimey (09:11:18): Alex Jones was right all along, the government is infiltrated with satanic pedophiles
Good Ol' Grimey (09:27:08): None
Shill Bill (09:28:55): Blue pill! Now I say! NOW!
Doc Choc (09:39:54): I knew it all along
Good Ol' Grimey (09:40:30): im reading articles on it now
Good Ol' Grimey (09:40:33): man i wish I was serf
Good Ol' Grimey (09:40:35): they had it set
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:42:28): Slave is where it's at. Free Housing. Food. Picking cotton is great for the Lats. And if I work hard enough master will make me in charge. Middle management baby
Good Ol' Grimey (09:43:19): That's why Adam Smith advocated for wage labor over slavery. Those slaves had it made - the master had to provide food shelter healthcare. \xa0Wage laboreres had to pay for their own expenses. \xa0I wish I had a master to take care of me \ufffd
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:43:43): The quarter back
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:44:00): ?
Shill Bill (09:44:21): Founder of capitalism
Good Ol' Grimey (09:44:30): The Poppa of the C word
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:44:49): No I'm pretty sure he is the Quarterback of the Chiefs.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:45:38): Listen you commies. Learn American sports. Like football and spousal abuse
Good Ol' Grimey (09:45:48): You think if some other country ever invaded and took over america, they'd have a sport team called the North Region Marines?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:46:04): I hope so
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:46:10): It's for the culture
Good Ol' Grimey (10:49:47): https://streamable.com/q3s2
Good Ol' Grimey (10:50:07): excerpt from Michael Moores new doc Trumpland
Good Ol' Grimey (10:50:12): he's predicting a trump win
Doc Choc (10:53:40): He has like 30% now lol
Good Ol' Grimey (10:54:26): if any more FBI shit actually DOES happen tomorrow
Good Ol' Grimey (10:54:30): wew lad
Doc Choc (10:56:42): obama will just pardon her before he leaves
Doc Choc (10:56:46): like ever POTUS
Good Ol' Grimey (10:57:41): I think that would look like an admission and definitely would not help her numbers
Good Ol' Grimey (10:57:50): at least she'd stay out of prison i guess for her sake lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:30:15): So I'm at the airport and there was a MAGA hat on an old guy and some very Muslim people. Nothing happened. Exchanged pleasantries and went there ways.
Good Ol' Grimey (11:30:58): then he wrote in his tumblr "fucking muslims taking my jobs"
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:00:08): Strength comes from how much you lift. Fucking bitches and word porn
Good Ol' Grimey (13:40:17): who wants to start a new country with me
Good Ol' Grimey (13:40:19): im tired of this one
Shill Bill (13:41:57): None
Shill Bill (13:42:16): Karabinchakistan
Good Ol' Grimey (13:42:28): im thinking one of the people, by the people, for the people
Good Ol' Grimey (13:42:31): i shotty king slot
Doc Choc (13:51:05): Karabinchakistan sounds oddly convincing as a name
Shill Bill (13:51:44): Steve is the first enemy of the state
Good Ol' Grimey (13:51:50): None
Shill Bill (13:52:02): He's gone rogue before the foundation has even been laid
Good Ol' Grimey (13:52:03): This country in Risk, my uncle used to call Karabinchakland lol
Good Ol' Grimey (13:52:27): Steve is the Bitcoin Czar
Shill Bill (13:52:41): Lord of Coin
Shill Bill (13:54:16): Two of Christie's henchman were just convicted on 7 felony charges, each
Good Ol' Grimey (13:54:32): HA guess that mistrial attempt didn't work eh
Good Ol' Grimey (13:54:35): good fuck em
Shill Bill (13:55:00): Remember, you voted for him
Shill Bill (13:55:43): Also, Intel community reporting possible terrorist attacks on Monday in VA, Texas, and NY
Shill Bill (13:56:00): By Al Qaeda
Good Ol' Grimey (13:57:14): those guys are still around huh
Shill Bill (13:58:05): Yeah. They're the reasonable terrorists that don't believe in murdering fellow Muslims. Not like those savages in ISIS
Good Ol' Grimey (13:59:48): oh you mean Hillary's terrorist group
Good Ol' Grimey (14:01:19): regarding christie, he's spent 11 million of tax payer dollars on lawyers fighting/investigating this so far
Good Ol' Grimey (14:02:01): at $650 the rate for a good attorney, and working full time, thats 8.1 full years of man hours on this case
Shill Bill (14:05:43): He'll probably go to prison too
Doc Choc (14:17:30): Prison is good
Good Ol' Grimey (14:18:22): -Steve, BittyCoin Czar
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:44:15): So Rutgers be stabbing
Good Ol' Grimey (15:44:25): yeat
Good Ol' Grimey (15:44:30): those streets don't play
Doc Choc (15:44:57): What happened
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:45:14): 5 people stabbed
Good Ol' Grimey (15:45:25): god damn didn't realize it was that many
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:45:41): Suspect in custody
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:46:25): Also being in a swing state during the election is magical
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:46:32): Ever other add is political
Good Ol' Grimey (15:47:26): Ads Rule Everything Around Me
Good Ol' Grimey (15:47:33): How are the trump ads
Good Ol' Grimey (15:47:37): are they attack ads
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:48:26): Both are
Good Ol' Grimey (15:49:09): None
Shill Bill (15:50:30): See BUTTS on page 4. Lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:57:16): The trump ads are\nAmazing
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:57:22): And really well put together
Good Ol' Grimey (15:57:37): i want to see them lol
Good Ol' Grimey (15:58:02): i saw the one that's just a bunch of buzzwords video of trump walking like he means business but that's it
Shill Bill (15:58:35): More prosperous
Shill Bill (15:58:38): Strong
Shill Bill (15:58:45): Trump
Good Ol' Grimey (15:58:48): Leadership
Good Ol' Grimey (15:58:49): ISIS!
Good Ol' Grimey (15:58:52): Coal
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:07:17): Lol it said people are looking for The Dick Butt Vandal
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:08:39): Trump has bought 2 minute ads in NFL football. That has to be over a\nMillion dollars for that 1 spot
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:11:31): A 2 minute spot during the preshow of the first debate in CNN was 80K for just that.
Doc Choc (17:12:20): I saw a lot of political ads during game 7 on Monday
Doc Choc (17:12:25): Must have cost a fortune
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:12:33): Huge
Saturday, 05 November 2016
Good Ol' Grimey (08:59:27): Marc I changed my view on NPR, you were right it's liberal af
Good Ol' Grimey (09:02:34): Also I had a dream trump won lol what's wrong with me
Doc Choc (09:02:54): You're turning into my mom
Good Ol' Grimey (09:10:11): Just make sure your home for dinner I'm making a roast
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:23:19): Everything has a biased. Plus group funded things outside of religious things are mainly left.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:24:01): Also who wants to motor boat megyn Kelly's titties
Good Ol' Grimey (09:31:35): Also it's sam Barfbeitos birthday today
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:32:16): She was born? I figured her parents accidentally made a pentagram and she showed up
Good Ol' Grimey (09:58:59): I was thinking in a test tube like Sephiroth in FF7
Good Ol' Grimey (09:59:03): Just definitely not by normal means
Good Ol' Grimey (10:01:43): You guys hear about Rudy Guiliani said the FBI leaked info to the RNC about Clinton, now the Democrats are calling for an investigation. Also it turned out the emails on Huma's laptop relating to Hillary's tenure as SoS are NOT duplicates and have not been seen before by the FBI. \xa0And the election is in 3 days.
Good Ol' Grimey (10:02:21): This is like some shitty prime time political show that tries to cram as much drama in one hour as possible
Shill Bill (10:30:50): There was also allegedly a bug in DNC HQ in Washington DC. Some kind of radio transmitter
Good Ol' Grimey (10:32:59): Jesus christ lol
Shill Bill (10:33:36): Some Watergate shit
Shill Bill (10:34:08): But DNC could be lying. FBI said they never reported it, DNC said they did
Good Ol' Grimey (11:47:44): Holy shit I always suspected steve was a sovereign citizen person lol
Good Ol' Grimey (11:47:45): None
Good Ol' Grimey (11:48:22): None
Doc Choc (11:51:00): Just waiting for the video of him open carrying at a Walmart
Shill Bill (13:26:06): None
Good Ol' Grimey (13:26:37): Never gets old lol
Shill Bill (13:26:59): TIL Hillary doesn't know how to use a desktop computer
Good Ol' Grimey (13:29:06): What happened
Good Ol' Grimey (13:29:17): Does she yell at it "computer go to email!"
Shill Bill (13:29:32): No. She literally just never learned how.
Shill Bill (13:30:07): I'm not exaggerating.
Good Ol' Grimey (13:30:15): Elaborate
Shill Bill (13:30:52): That's according to multiple FBI sworn testimonies. She just never learned
Shill Bill (13:33:15): That's likely the reason she set up the server in the first place. The only computer she ever learned to use was an antiquated blackberry. Her staff had to rig the private system so that she could still use the blackberry. Staff had to purchase old obsolete blackberry on Amazon or eBay just so she could continue to use her blackberry.
Shill Bill (13:35:18): In 92 when internet was just starting, she was first lady. Never had to learn to use computer or internet. 8 years pass in white house. She's behind the fucking curve. Never bothered to learn when she got out. Not even when senator
Shill Bill (13:36:38): So while she may have tried to skirt public scrutiny with private server, the most likely reason she setup private server is some Veep level shit. She just don't know how to use a computer
Shill Bill (13:37:52): Apparently it's all clear as day in public report from FBI. 270 pages or something.
Shill Bill (13:38:00): You can download it if you want
Good Ol' Grimey (13:41:06): We live in the dumbest timeline
Sunday, 06 November 2016
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (08:21:00): None
Doc Choc (08:23:00): When I clicked this picture to read the caption, I accidentally swiped right and this came up. It's a sign
Good Ol' Grimey (10:32:53): So two new conspiracy theories today, Clinton/Podesta/DNC have a pedophile ring going on that uses a few pizza restuarnats who's symbols are listed as "pedophile symbols" according to a FBI document. Second one is that guy who went nuts at Trump rally and yelled he had a gun is actually a DNC plant and has been found in the files of the Wikileak Podesta emails. \xa02 more days till election. \xa0Wonder what tomorrow will bring lol
Shill Bill (11:15:24): So are we headed to Brian's lake house on Wednesday? Piccatiny Arsenal is on the way. Best to beat the crowds into the woods before the war starts
Shill Bill (11:34:37): O and Pete. I remember the absolute weirdest thing Trump has done this election season: He got into a fight with the Pope.
Doc Choc (12:27:12): Oh yeah, that was a weird one
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:25:55): I sat across from the dude who plays dare devil
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:26:03): In the airport.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:27:10): Also the dude siting next to me in the plane gave me the dirtiest look. I'm big but not you feel uncomfortable on a plan with me big
Shill Bill (18:27:53): Where you going?
Shill Bill (18:28:18): Also, throw something at daredevil. See if his powers are real
Doc Choc (18:29:27): Did you really see the dare devil guy
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:39:04): Yea. People took pictures with him
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:39:56): His buddy was looking over some comics that I think is the source material for the Defenders
Shill Bill (19:40:49): Wonder if they'll tie in the punisher to that series
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:41:08): I think they are
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:41:15): I talked to him about shoes
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:41:20): Really British
Shill Bill (20:00:52): Check out @Snowden's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/795424579715940352?s=09
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:03:25): Honestly Snowden is an American hero
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:03:54): And now I'm going to randomly selected for security screenings
Doc Choc (20:04:32): RIP
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:08:42): Pete. If I have any say in your wedding it's don't do the seating they did at this wedding
Doc Choc (20:27:04): What did they have?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:29:00): They had a iso sweetheart table. But i was super far away from everything. And then they split up the bridal party to different tables. Like some were at ours. Some at 9 some 11
Doc Choc (20:30:01): We are going to do the sweatheart table but that's it. not going to separate the bridal parties because that really sucks
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:30:34): Well it will be nice. Me and you at the table
Doc Choc (20:33:17): Honestly I was thinking more like you and my dad
Doc Choc (20:33:35): He says he wants to talk to a real man at the wedding
Good Ol' Grimey (20:33:39): I'd love to have a cold one with that dad
Good Ol' Grimey (20:34:01): That's dad talk for beer
Doc Choc (20:34:28): And by beer they always mean Sam Adams Boston lager
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:04:24): This is some next level stupid
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:07:37): Also a girl on tinder just said "I don't want to be rude but why did you message me" bitch we matched the fuck you mean
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:22:53): None
Doc Choc (21:23:47): She does make a good point but she underestimates the appeal of boob pics
Shill Bill (22:58:24): https://youtu.be/Taq60Vs-s-g
Doc Choc (23:46:30): The renaissance, the enlightenment, the industrial revolution, and all of humanity's 200,000 years of evolution has culminated in this
Shill Bill (23:55:36): I asked myself, "is this heaven or hell?" \n\nStrikingly, the first commenter on the video asked of himself the very same thing. Personally, I think it could've used more ranch.
Doc Choc (23:57:20): bird up
Monday, 07 November 2016
Doc Choc (00:26:09): https://youtu.be/pbnJFQ5pnog
Good Ol' Grimey (08:57:05): There's gritty Flintstone comics
Good Ol' Grimey (08:57:07): https://i.imgur.com/Umh2gub.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (08:57:33): https://i.imgur.com/uKTjgmI.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (09:00:03): Fred defending caveman gay marriage
Good Ol' Grimey (09:00:05): http://m.imgur.com/gallery/1sb55
Good Ol' Grimey (09:01:37): http://m.imgur.com/W6vrWcR?r
Good Ol' Grimey (09:01:48): Ok I'm done this comic is too real and depressing lol
Doc Choc (09:17:53): These are great
Doc Choc (09:18:00): Yabba dabba don't
Good Ol' Grimey (09:18:14): Yabba dabba deep
Good Ol' Grimey (09:18:25): Actually they explain that too apparently it's a response to PTSD episodes lol
Doc Choc (09:18:54): Who makes this shit lol
Good Ol' Grimey (09:19:23): DC actually lol
Good Ol' Grimey (09:19:59): http://www.dccomics.com/comics/the-flintstones-2016/the-flintstones-1
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:22:53): This is a comic you buy and keep for 50 years and sell since it will be super rare since no one bought it
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:26:22): She went to New York. Now I have to find another job and burn the city to the ground to save those people from super aids. Remember me as a hero
Doc Choc (09:40:40): I fully enjoy getting notifications on my phone from Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole
Good Ol' Grimey (10:27:02): Marc you take any supplements for working out? just protein powder and creatine I assume?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:27:29): I'm cutting so no protein at the moment.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:27:38): But if you want a pre work out
Good Ol' Grimey (10:27:49): Maybe I'll try those steroids I've been hearing so much about
Good Ol' Grimey (10:28:09): so just protein creatine and a preworkout?
Good Ol' Grimey (10:28:16): well for someone like me
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:28:16): I used to take a pre work out that was just plant matter
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:28:28): Yea if you want you can do fish oil pills
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:28:31): That helps
Good Ol' Grimey (10:28:35): yea I had used jack3d before and i felt like my heart was gonna xplode
Good Ol' Grimey (10:28:43): good to know
Shill Bill (11:22:41): I need you guys to know something
Shill Bill (11:22:47): Jews really do run the media
Shill Bill (11:23:31): Think about it. There's only 14 million of us. But how many of us do you know by name?
Shill Bill (11:24:25): Spielberg. Sandler. Natalie portman. Ivanka Trump. Harvey weinstein. Einstein.
Shill Bill (11:24:56): I needed to get that off my chest. It's really been weighing heavy on me.
Good Ol' Grimey (11:27:48): It's alright
Good Ol' Grimey (11:27:50): We've known all along
Shill Bill (11:28:48): Is Springsteen a Jew?
Shill Bill (11:28:57): We know Bloomberg is
Good Ol' Grimey (11:29:35): He probably is if I had to guess
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:55:05): When do the polls open tomorrow
Shill Bill (11:56:07): 6am. Close at 8
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:59:18): Okay. I'll have to go early
Good Ol' Grimey (13:12:12): https://streamable.com/6dnn
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:13:05): When Mr K wins. I'm not paying taxes
Good Ol' Grimey (13:13:37): apparently an attack ad robo call went out about my dad recently
Good Ol' Grimey (13:13:43): did you guys recieve it?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:14:17): Not that I saw
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:14:23): What did your dad do
Doc Choc (13:15:22): Robert Karabinchak says he cares about families, but did you know his son Steve runs a fraudulent Amazon gift card / college / sneaker whole seller / survivalist bunker out of his house?
Good Ol' Grimey (13:16:03): It was about him voting for the gas tax
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:18:18): Your dad voted for the gas tax. Well I have no strong opinions on that
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:18:28): But I will vote now on prop 1 and 2
Shill Bill (13:18:45): I'm voting no on new casino
Shill Bill (13:19:49): Yes on appropriating all money collected from gas tax to go to transportation trust fund. Makes sense
Shill Bill (13:20:11): Like weed tax money going to education only in Colorado
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:20:21): I'm fine with that
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:20:24): It's the fine print
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:20:45): It also gives the state to borrow unlimited funds to pay for roads
Shill Bill (13:20:52): Read the fine print on casino shit on ballotopedia
Shill Bill (13:20:58): It's ridiculous
Doc Choc (13:21:02): Since Josh mentioned it, what do you guys all think about the casinos
Doc Choc (13:21:12): Y/N?
Shill Bill (13:21:16): No
Doc Choc (13:21:28): Why not
Shill Bill (13:21:28): Current casino owners have first dibs on new casinos
Doc Choc (13:21:32): I haven't read about it
Shill Bill (13:22:01): And why the fuck do we need more. They make their money on poor people and the elderly
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:22:36): I agree
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:22:40): No on casinos
Shill Bill (13:22:41): And NJ was the first to legalize online gambling. Why should the taxpayer subsidize building new physical structures when they're unnecessary
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:23:47): The state owes the borgata like 50 million in back taxes. And casinos in AC are closing left and right
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:23:52): We don't need more
Shill Bill (13:24:02): And the YES proponents say in their ads, fuck NY and PA. They're stealing our money and jobs. That's a ridiculous argument
Shill Bill (13:24:58): It's a fucking bandaid argument. Let's stick it to the other states without trying to fix any actual problems
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:26:32): Brian. Is your dad ever worried Steve is going to cost him an election
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:27:17): You are a pot smoking socialist. And Lori is a cat hoarding cross fitter. And Steve is isteve
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:28:31): I want Mr K to be president and Steve live in the basement of the White House trying to fuck with the survers. And trying to make deals with China
Good Ol' Grimey (13:40:29): I worried I'd cost him an election lol. He didn't want me replying to a letter to the editor before I think because my anti capitalist rhetoric wouldn't have looked good on him. \xa0Steve, steve would cost him an election in a different way
Good Ol' Grimey (13:41:02): "Rob, why is the laptop the state of NJ lent you currently running 100 tabs all with the title 'free survey gift prizes click now!'?"
Good Ol' Grimey (13:41:26): Edison did lend my dad a laptop and steve used it for click for cash bullshit, my dad was so pissed lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:42:00): Rob why did you send an email saying all taxes are now in bitcoin and that we made Steve University the new state college
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:42:57): NEW PLAN. WE MAKE STEVE RUN FOR OFFICE
Doc Choc (13:43:42): He's got my vote
Shill Bill (13:43:57): Steve's already said he's writing himself in
Shill Bill (13:44:02): I may do the same
Doc Choc (13:45:18): I thought he was a trumper
Shill Bill (13:47:04): Nope. He actually matched most closely with Bernie, but refused to consider him out of stubbornness
Shill Bill (13:47:20): So Steve is Steve's next best option
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:49:50): If Steve matched with Bernie. Shouldn't you guess now reconsider Bernie.
Good Ol' Grimey (14:15:20): Steve is an odd case
Good Ol' Grimey (14:15:31): occasionally he'll say something insightful that I completely 100% agree witha
Good Ol' Grimey (14:16:02): and other times I couldn't disagree with him more if I wanted to. he's truly an enigma. \xa0he's pretty hard to pin down ideologically
Shill Bill (14:16:50): He's like Ron Paul
Good Ol' Grimey (14:19:17): None
Good Ol' Grimey (14:19:20): I can't take this pressure Bernie
Shill Bill (14:20:23): Pretty sure some kid from JP is running the dude's campaign in Union county for which Bernie just emailed us about
Shill Bill (14:20:45): He's a gay Jew
Good Ol' Grimey (14:21:42): Which one? You know what year he graduate?
Shill Bill (14:22:08): Josh Levine. '08
Shill Bill (14:23:28): Saw on LinkedIn a few weeks ago. So I could be mistaken. Haven't really double checked
Good Ol' Grimey (14:25:20): http://www.politicususa.com/2016/10/13/chris-christie-facing-10-years-prison-summons-issued-misconduct-office.html
Good Ol' Grimey (14:46:30): I hope our jelly donut of a governor gets eaten up by the justice system
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:30:20): He can't go to jail. I can't afford taxes to feed that fuck. At least if he is elected we can kick him out
Shill Bill (15:30:57): He can't run again
Shill Bill (15:31:21): Electorally or on his feet
Shill Bill (15:32:24): He could run again in 2121 though
Shill Bill (15:32:30): 2021*
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:16:37): So what is a sovereign citizen. And what are there 30,000 videos of them being assholes to cops
Good Ol' Grimey (18:17:17): Oh its awesome you have all the rights of s citizen but don't have to follow any of the laws
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:19:57): I feel like that's not right
Doc Choc (18:33:01): None
Good Ol' Grimey (19:21:41): Wednesday I need all my weed stuff outta my house. Tuesday or Wednesday you guys want to smoke and watch a shitty movie before I do?
Doc Choc (19:22:27): Abso fuckin lootly
Good Ol' Grimey (19:27:51): We just need a shitty movie and shitty food to go with it.
Good Ol' Grimey (19:28:07): I haven't had Thai food in a while
Shill Bill (19:28:22): What's Wednesday
Shill Bill (19:30:10): Also, town council meetings are a wasteland. There was only 6 other citizens. Everyone else has to be there. I'm stirring up some shit in two weeks
Doc Choc (19:30:51): I'm down to get dumb and eat garbage and watch movies, I feel like I have spent too long being an afult
Doc Choc (19:30:58): And what are you cooking up Josh
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:32:45): I'm the words of Abe Lincoln. Where the weed at
Shill Bill (19:33:10): Your can say whatever you want. It's great
Shill Bill (19:33:20): So long as it's apolitical
Good Ol' Grimey (19:37:34): What shit are you going to stir up lol
Good Ol' Grimey (19:37:58): And Wednesday is just when I gotta be real adult and start studying for my piss exam
Shill Bill (19:40:39): I'm not actually gonna cause problems. But council meetings are sweet
Shill Bill (19:43:04): It's also crazy that in a town of +100,000 that I was one of 7 people in attendance
Doc Choc (19:46:50): Aka you can run the town
Shill Bill (19:49:24): Everyone wants to know about street sweeping, leaves, and snow plows
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:49:42): Anyone got a vap I can borrow and weed o can buy. I want to be high when I go to cats
Good Ol' Grimey (19:50:01): I can introduce you to my guy, he lives on my street
Good Ol' Grimey (19:50:17): It's been super convenient lol
Doc Choc (19:50:26): Let's buy him out
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:51:15): Is it josh. Is Josh the guy
Good Ol' Grimey (19:51:36): Josh wishes
Good Ol' Grimey (19:51:44): He'd be a richer man because of me
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:52:43): I can smell a sting
Good Ol' Grimey (21:34:30): I've been employing the "fuck defending I'll just score more than you" method in fifa
Good Ol' Grimey (21:35:15): None
Shill Bill (21:36:20): Doing the Webb Street Warriors good
Good Ol' Grimey (21:43:51): This is for you gary
Tuesday, 08 November 2016
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:13:03): My mom just told me that they wouldn't let me vote with a hat on. Not like you have to take it off. Like if I show up with a hat on they will turn me away and I can't vote
Doc Choc (07:13:34): Love Trumps Hat
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:22:57): I'm trying to make America SWOLE again
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:44:55): Well I voted for the first time
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (07:46:47): For a dude that stuck his tongue out during an interview
Shill Bill (07:47:42): I'm proud of you
Shill Bill (07:48:09): You wasted your vote, just like Brian and I plan to do.
Shill Bill (07:51:36): \u201cWhy Voting For Hillary Is Morally Untenable\u201d @mtracey https://medium.com/@mtracey/why-voting-for-hillary-is-morally-untenable-be4d9fe330ac
Shill Bill (07:51:46): This was a good read
Doc Choc (07:56:28): OK but one of the two people has to win
Doc Choc (07:56:46): And until we have election reform, this system is designed around two parties
Doc Choc (07:57:07): At the very least, vote for Hillary to keep Mike pence from running the Senate
Shill Bill (07:57:11): Yup
Shill Bill (07:57:14): Nope
Shill Bill (07:58:05): VP don't actually run anything legislatively. Just tie breaking votes.
Shill Bill (07:58:25): Had I lived in PA, I probably would vote for Hillary
Shill Bill (07:58:59): But the nature of the electoral college system makes our votes in NJ negligible
Doc Choc (07:59:35): Might as well enjoy the illusion of democracy while we still can
Doc Choc (08:00:00): I'm between Clinton and Johnson at this point, will decide while I'm at work
Doc Choc (08:00:06): Either way it's bullshit
Shill Bill (08:04:08): I'm actually hoping the race is super close and that Evan McMullin wins Utah. I'd love to see the clusterfuck that would ensue if it went to Congress
Doc Choc (08:33:58): That article was a good read btw
Doc Choc (08:34:25): I understand war is inevitable but I can't support a candidate who so brazenly supports it like with that no fly zone
Doc Choc (08:34:47): How did democrats become neo cons
Good Ol' Grimey (08:35:24): They've been shifting to the right for years now
Shill Bill (08:36:08): We've had a war economy since the 40s
Doc Choc (08:36:37): Save us Bernie
Shill Bill (08:36:46): It's inevitable that any party operating on the federal level necessarily be in favor of massive defense spending
Doc Choc (08:36:52): You were too pure for this earth
Shill Bill (08:37:38): Chomsky notes that when Reagan slowed spending in the 80s ever so slightly, the economy took a notable tick down
Good Ol' Grimey (08:38:33): This country runs on war, hoo rah
Shill Bill (08:39:33): That's probably the biggest gripe GOP has with libertarians. That they're non-interventionists
Shill Bill (08:40:01): Cause they love libertarian economics
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:08:25): I support the war until we either end up as Marcus Phoniex or Master Chief. I'm tired of bitch as normal soldiers.
Doc Choc (09:12:19): Im deciding if I'd rather live in a halo or gears world now
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:20:37): Gears Muscles Halo Tech UnCharted Physics, Tomb Radier Booty
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (09:41:54): I want your Dads compain slogan to be "Liars Die and Snitches get Stiches
Good Ol' Grimey (09:49:59): Damn marc I want to live in that tomb raider booty world
Good Ol' Grimey (09:50:15): https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14900379_10157591447710532_7659633952206073450_n.jpg?oh=7a6b177b513bf362e69f54304099cb8b&oe=58C6DA01
Doc Choc (09:51:27): Oh you
Good Ol' Grimey (09:51:51): https://i.imgur.com/HEpI2uW.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (09:52:39): https://i.imgur.com/Urc1hWR.jpg
Good Ol' Grimey (09:53:26): That's your dose of full communism for today lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:05:12): and to retort
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:05:14): http://img.memecdn.com/i-like-titles_o_831947.jpg
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:05:48): this time the Zuck Cucked you
Doc Choc (10:15:29): just wait until you realize the true beauty of living in public housing on a fixed income
Good Ol' Grimey (10:25:31): Look I just want to get my bread in line and be left alone
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:29:29): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN5EZwanClY
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:30:17): Also Brian how do you hate Capitalism, you literally own fat cats
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:30:47): like 45 cats
Good Ol' Grimey (10:30:49): Cats are libertarians, completely dependent on others but fully convinced of their independence
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:31:25): Dogs are social media whores trying tyo get there ex back, they wanty attention and love
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:31:30): Cats are neck beards
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (10:31:45): they live in the basement, shit in a box and say they are the best
Good Ol' Grimey (10:35:21): MOM! MORE FISH STICKS
Good Ol' Grimey (10:35:42): God I wish government didn't tax me then I'd really be successful
Good Ol' Grimey (10:39:15): For real though grey poupon is great mustard
Doc Choc (10:43:03): More like GAY poupon
Good Ol' Grimey (11:14:11): https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/11/explaining-it-all
Shill Bill (11:14:48): They railed on vox pretty hard in this article if I'm not mistaken
Good Ol' Grimey (11:17:32): Oh they really did. It's like they said what we were all thinking!
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:23:11): damn
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:23:33): they swung hard and hit Vox right in the non gender\xa0estalished\xa0gentials
Good Ol' Grimey (11:27:11): There'd nothing worse than liberal smugness
Doc Choc (11:27:40): against my better judgment i kind of like vox sometimes
Good Ol' Grimey (11:28:05): Pete did you vote yet?
Doc Choc (11:28:47): no i will do it after work
Doc Choc (11:28:52): i live right by a voting place
Shill Bill (11:29:49): Vox actually produced a good video about the prevalence of grey poupon references in hip hop. Their music analysis stuff is good cause it's apolitical
Shill Bill (11:30:31): And their policy podcast is well produced, if you know how to look past their blatant biases
Doc Choc (11:30:37): their youtube channel is quality as well
Shill Bill (11:30:54): Yeah. Just have to know what to filter out mentally
Doc Choc (11:35:20): but then i get conflicted that maybe there are people that know more than me about certain issues lol
Good Ol' Grimey (11:36:13): Well if it makes you feel better most a lot of vox is written by a undergrad in philosophy on topics he is not an expert in lol
Doc Choc (11:37:29): there are topics that philosophy undergrads arent experts in?
Doc Choc (11:37:39): i thought they had it all figured out, man
Good Ol' Grimey (11:40:17): Just saying you shouldn't necessarily trust voxs take lol. He's also kind of a contrarian for contrarian sake.
Shill Bill (11:43:11): Also worth noting that NBC owns like a 20% stake in the company
Good Ol' Grimey (11:43:40): And NBC is a shill we all know it
Good Ol' Grimey (11:43:45): Matt Lauers a cuck
Good Ol' Grimey (11:45:09): Apparently when Matt Lauer interviewed trump and Clinton that time, he asked clinton a question that wasn't in the prep questions and afterwards she was pissed lol
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:48:56): I feel like hilary is a terrible person
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:49:00): like to her core
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (11:49:16): and bill married her since he could bang bimbos and she not acre
Good Ol' Grimey (11:49:27): Trumps a bad person cause he's a moron. Hillary is a bad person because she chose to be.
Doc Choc (11:55:38): so who do you trust for news
Doc Choc (11:55:43): or political commentary
Shill Bill (11:56:17): The Intercept
Shill Bill (11:57:09): NPR
Shill Bill (11:57:48): WSJ for business info because their reporting be accurate because otherwise people lose money. That'd be a no no
Shill Bill (11:59:35): You just have to know how to parse out journalists from columnists. And if someone says they're not biased, they're lying. Journalists open about their biases are infinitely more trustworthy in my opinion
Doc Choc (12:01:32): i think a lot of people use statistics though to give the false sense of legitimacy
Doc Choc (12:01:52): sometimes it catches me off guard
Shill Bill (12:02:09): Well yeah, you can fudge numbers to work in favor of your own argument
Good Ol' Grimey (12:02:13): I trust WSJ and the economist for numbers but their opinions and articles can be super conservative
Shill Bill (12:02:36): \u201cThe Trump Purge\u201d https://doing.biz/the-trump-purge-fcfbabe62fee
Doc Choc (12:02:37): not even fudging numbers, just presenting them in such a way to make them prove something else
Good Ol' Grimey (12:02:40): And yea there's a joke about it actually
Shill Bill (12:03:09): Like I used real numbers to make a whack ass argument
Doc Choc (12:03:30): Exactly
Doc Choc (12:03:36): now imagine if you tried to present that more seriously
Doc Choc (12:04:03): and with smartphones and stuff, data is ubiquitous but our ability to critically interpret it is still very low IMO
Good Ol' Grimey (12:05:19): A job interviewer is interviewing a mathematician, an engineer, and a statistician for a job. The interviewer asks the mathematician what 2+2 is to which he answers 4. The engineer, when asked what 2+2 is said "let's call it 5 just to be safe". The statistician is asked what 2+2 is, to which he lowers the blinds and whispers "what do you want it to be?"
Doc Choc (12:05:31): lol
Good Ol' Grimey (12:06:01): It's a mistake high schools teach calc, they should teach statistics and probability imo. Much more real world application there.
Doc Choc (12:06:33): but you cant argue on stats alone
Good Ol' Grimey (12:14:28): I've used stats before for evil at my job
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:15:17): My job is the embodiement of captlism
Good Ol' Grimey (12:17:35): What makes you say that
Good Ol' Grimey (12:18:03): Did your boss talk about exploiting the proletariat
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:19:05): No but i work in adveritising, the engine of capitalism,
Shill Bill (12:20:01): Literally selling people to corporations
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (12:21:39): well the middle man, the networks do trhat
Doc Choc (12:48:54): Do you guys think that all advertising is inherently bad
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:16:59): no
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:17:06): its what we do for life
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:17:42): look at your tinder profile picture, its not you in the same pose and shit, you present the best stuff you have
Good Ol' Grimey (13:19:05): I mean that's kind of a lie right. Like large women who use the angles to look thin. That's evil. Ergo advertising is evil. Bam
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:19:40): is lying evil
Doc Choc (13:19:57): it's not the fault of the fat women that your optics are so easily illusioned
Doc Choc (13:20:11): blame the refraction of light, not strategic selfies
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:20:19): we all lie to protect peoples feelings,
Doc Choc (13:20:22): fuck as many obese women as possible
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:20:40): to stop people from seeing you have more chins then a chinese phonebook
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:21:21): that your butt hole un shaven looks like mess that proves God is real and he hates you
Doc Choc (13:21:35): to summarize, advertising
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:22:08): thank you and id like to open the floor to questions
Doc Choc (13:25:56): yea i gots a question, how they be making them holes in the swiss cheese
Good Ol' Grimey (13:26:35): Real question, do you think advertising has gone too far with subversive techniques in the form of sponsored articles and similar forms?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:27:24): Gnomes fuck the chees
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:28:46): real answer no i do not also i know i am super baised on this
Good Ol' Grimey (13:29:37): Is there a next big thing in advertising? Like a new way it will be done that's catching on now?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:29:53): no actually native ads were super old
Doc Choc (13:30:02): my money is on branded content
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:30:07): they were the first form of TV ads
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:30:20): Branded content and unzapables are whats going on
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:30:36): Digital advertsing is going to have a big implusion soon
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:31:39): Digital is the first form of advertsiering you can block by fire and forget
Doc Choc (13:32:12): i honestly think branded content is a little more honest than regular advertising too
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:33:51): i did a whole powerpoint on Branded content and sponshorships
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:34:12): i can send if it you want
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:34:20): its a section of the bigger ppt
Shill Bill (13:35:34): O right. I wrote that sponsored content article for you
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:35:51): yea
Shill Bill (13:35:52): Content sponsors must be content
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:35:55): i used some of it
Shill Bill (13:36:04): Wait for real
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:36:12): for ideas
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:36:31): i didnt site you
Shill Bill (13:36:36): Fuck me. I'm a marketing maven
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:40:07): id think youd like planning josh
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:40:21): but i know you dont want a desk job
Shill Bill (13:40:39): Nope. Nor do I know what you mean by planning
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:40:52): you plann the campaigns for the client
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:40:59): you allocate all thay shit
Shill Bill (13:41:35): I'd probably wanna commit suicide after two months in advertising
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:42:05): well that two more months then now isnt you sad depressed fuck
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:42:25): do it
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:42:27): you wont
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:42:53): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7UvijCCQAACGHR.jpg
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:42:59): take the job
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:43:04): become everything you hate
Shill Bill (13:43:26): I'm giving journalism serious consideration
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:43:27): https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder726/500x/44872726.jpg
Doc Choc (13:47:17): i think youd be a good journalist
Doc Choc (13:47:20): start a serious blog
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:50:01): then make it a full time gig
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:50:14): have a staff
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:50:25): become head of your own company
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:50:28): take on advertsiers
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:50:31): make money
Good Ol' Grimey (13:50:35): You mean coop
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:50:39): no
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:50:46): Josh will become a fat cat
Good Ol' Grimey (13:50:47): Oh yea ;)
Good Ol' Grimey (13:51:02): He's rejecting his Jewish desires
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:51:05): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IaVIRqHBM3k/hqdefault.jpg
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:51:09): this will be Josh
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:51:16): the fattest of cats
Good Ol' Grimey (13:51:34): I've heard of fat pussy but this is ridiculous!
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:51:42): HE WILL RUN THE MEDIA, IT IS YOUR DESTINY, YOU KNOW IT BE TRUE
Shill Bill (13:52:04): I actually plan to start a real publication this week or next
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:52:18): ill read it
Shill Bill (13:53:31): The councilwoman yesterday brought up corporate dormitories in Edison. I think it'd be interesting to investigate that further
Doc Choc (13:53:44): what is that
Shill Bill (13:53:50): Companies using homes as boarding houses
Shill Bill (13:54:01): Which it illegal
Doc Choc (13:54:15): is this to house all the injuns
Shill Bill (13:54:16): One house got cited $1500 twice in one week
Shill Bill (13:54:24): In all likelihood, yes
Doc Choc (13:54:53): honestly thats probably what happens when you have morre people than housing in north ed
Shill Bill (13:54:55): Specifically related to McMansions in Edison being used for this purpose
Doc Choc (13:55:09): my parents sold their house in one or two days iirc
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:58:42): you sure its just not indian people living 100 in a house
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (13:58:49): they do that
Shill Bill (14:09:52): Nah. Before I moved to Webb Street, my mom an I came across a "hotel" for workers off of woodland Ave
Doc Choc (14:12:28): every day is like a vacation when you live in a hotel
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:25:39): http://static.tvgcdn.net/rovi/showcards/tvshow/194675/thumbs/16923447_1050x1400.jpg
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:27:29): its teh third spin off
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:27:32): suite life
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:27:36): suite life on deck
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:27:47): suite life: living with coworkers
Doc Choc (14:30:04): i miss the good old days when it was exciting to live in a hotel
Doc Choc (14:30:09): remember how great home alone 2 is
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:31:34): http://media.breitbart.com/media/2015/12/Donald-Trump-in-Home-Alone-2-20th-Century-Fox-640x480.jpg
Doc Choc (14:32:06): goddamn
Doc Choc (14:32:08): it's come full circle
Doc Choc (14:32:11): MAGA MAGA MAGA
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:32:34): All Roads end with Trump
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:33:07): https://www.splcenter.org/sites/default/files/trump-angel-warrior-618x403_0.jpg
Doc Choc (14:35:31): damn, why cant trump have some good policies
Doc Choc (14:35:40): hes too memeable
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:35:43): http://i.imgur.com/ITpByZo.jpg
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:42:27): who ever wins
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:42:31): im going to be sad
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:42:39): even Gary Johnsons
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:53:22): you know what did make me sad though today, when my sister and i went to vote and after we did it, said i voted for Johnson, she said good as long as i didnt vote for Trump. Everyone should not be judged by who they vote for if they think with an informed opinion that it would be the best country under them
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (14:53:49): Everyone need to remember that tomorrow everyone goes back to normal for 4 years
Doc Choc (14:54:44): i think the media has done a pretty solid job of making trump seem like a racist rapist, and trump has done a pretty solid job of not doing anything to refute those claims
Doc Choc (14:56:21): i think this has been a watershed election in terms of how technology / information have affected an election
Doc Choc (14:57:07): the impact of stuff like clickbait articles, twitter, leaks etc cannot be downplayed
Doc Choc (14:57:22): especially since we havent seen this since the last major election in 08
Good Ol' Grimey (15:13:31): Thr leaks have been the nest thing about this election tbh lol
Good Ol' Grimey (15:17:51): tfw the DNC wanted Trump to be the republican candidate
Good Ol' Grimey (15:17:51): https://i.sli.mg/sZJtMK.png
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:48:35): my supervisor just said he would rather know what trump does with his money then waht hillary\xa0did with the email
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:48:49): since trump not realsing taxes is way shadier
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (15:48:59): lost a little respect for him
Good Ol' Grimey (16:27:21): http://i.imgur.com/aq8UCRI.jpg
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:28:10): Donald and Hillary?
Good Ol' Grimey (16:31:53): They were always meant to be together, the timing just never worked out \ufffd
Good Ol' Grimey (16:31:59): http://imgur.com/k3LcJCU
Good Ol' Grimey (16:32:11): confirmed reports of voting machines turning republican line votes into democrat line votes in PA
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:43:12): i told a coworker about the this saying there was machines malfuntions
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:43:27): he said If trump wins ill lose it
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:43:41): and i said it turned repuibl.icans in democrat votes
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:43:47): he said oh i dont care then
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:44:17): the rules arent ment to be broken unless it helps your team win i guess
Good Ol' Grimey (16:45:04): that's american politics
Good Ol' Grimey (16:47:19): also nice switch catching him on his liberal hypocrisy
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:47:54): i dislike trump as a person, i dislike Sanders on plicy and Shill Bot on both, but i would never condone cheating to win
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:47:58): Bernie Got Fucled
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:48:00): Fucked
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:48:05): plan and simple
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:49:18): http://i.imgur.com/MO3M9vV.gifv
Doc Choc (16:56:17): unrelated but Huffpost solves the shortage of women in STEM by changing it to STEAM
Doc Choc (16:56:28): Science Technology Engineering Arts Math
Doc Choc (16:56:34): http://archive.is/HdmmG
Doc Choc (16:56:53): what is even real anymore
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:58:23): im going to populate mars guys, by counting the populations of Utah as well
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:58:30): i did it
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (16:58:32): yea me
Good Ol' Grimey (16:59:33): wouldn't STEAM just be every major then
Doc Choc (17:03:20): Yup lol
Shill Bill (17:23:13): I also posed something similar to Brian the other week in order to solve the gender wage gap. Just pay the men less. Easy
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:50:19): http://www.tvovie.com/2016/11/man-tells-cops-they-cant-search-his.html
Good Ol' Grimey (17:51:02): BlueLivesMatter
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:51:17): #Whitelivesmatter
Shill Bill (17:51:56): #BeardAndButter
Doc Choc (17:52:54): Time to Pokemon Go to the polls
Shill Bill (17:53:37): I haven't had a drop of hard liquor in months. I think I'm having scotch tonight.
Doc Choc (17:53:53): I will join you
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (17:54:15): I havent had a drop of hard liquor in hours
Good Ol' Grimey (17:54:16): Vote 420 party
Shill Bill (18:05:38): You guys watching election results with us
Shill Bill (18:05:52): Who's calling out of work tomorrow
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:07:40): i have way to much shit to call out
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:07:41): but also
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:07:47): when is weed day
Doc Choc (18:09:42): I didn't get a sticker \U0001f630
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:10:19): http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eKVMQr_T_f8/T9f1vpJvxqI/AAAAAAAAAJI/7UHRh-HCcFA/s1600/QrSQr.jpg
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:10:22): i didnt either
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:10:27): no Stickers in NJ
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:10:44): You vote as we are the shinning example of the best state in the Union
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (18:11:06): also the state is broke as shit
Good Ol' Grimey (19:04:57): we're 16 billion in debta
Good Ol' Grimey (19:05:05): and we're about to borrow another 12 billion
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:06:12): That is the worst man bun I have ever seen
Shill Bill (19:06:13): Woo. Let's build more casinos
Good Ol' Grimey (19:06:33): honestly thinking maybe we should have voted no on gas tax so they could use funds for the debt payments. my boss said something about that proposition, that the transportion trust fund then has discretion on who gets the money
Good Ol' Grimey (19:07:06): what municipalities, the parkway/turnpike, trains, etc so they still have discretion so it's not necessarily going to be fixing roads near you
Good Ol' Grimey (19:07:11): casino's passed?
Shill Bill (19:08:26): Polls close at 8. I was just saying that lets build casinos cause that's how we get out of debt
Shill Bill (19:08:36): Win the lotto
Shill Bill (19:08:49): And horse racing
Shill Bill (19:08:53): It only makes sense
Good Ol' Grimey (19:09:47): Has anyone given any of you guys shit for voting third party
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:09:49): All I need is black jack and boomers
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:09:54): Hookers
Doc Choc (19:10:04): My parents did
Good Ol' Grimey (19:10:06): Aww I wanted boomers
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:10:29): BOOMERS.
Good Ol' Grimey (19:10:44): Lol ditto my mom did. Think my dad would have but he had to run to an election results showing thing
Shill Bill (19:10:54): Pete, your parents live in California. You should give them flack for having voted at all
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:11:32): I don't think my parents know
Shill Bill (19:11:37): Trump won Indiana and Kentucky. Hillary took Vermont
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:11:49): Did Vermont report in yet though
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:11:59): Google just has it as null null
Shill Bill (19:12:11): Think I just heard it reported that way on NPR
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:12:11): And saying she won
Shill Bill (19:12:15): Maybe I misheard
Good Ol' Grimey (19:12:28): None
Good Ol' Grimey (19:12:30): It's happening
Shill Bill (19:12:33): Nothing surprising though
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:12:35): THEY WANT TO STUFFLE VERMONT
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:12:46): Stop the Centipedes
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:12:54): ALL HAIL TRUMP
Good Ol' Grimey (19:12:55): Btw what a dumb nickname to give yourself
Good Ol' Grimey (19:13:37): Trumps leading Florida
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:13:54): None
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:14:00): It's happening
Good Ol' Grimey (19:14:07): 59% to 30%, 139k votes trump 60k shill
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:14:30): I'm exicited like someone just started the purge
Good Ol' Grimey (19:14:50): I'm anxious, scared, and kind of want to kill something
Doc Choc (19:15:06): That's the spirit!
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:15:55): MAGA
Good Ol' Grimey (19:16:07): You voted johnson though right
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:16:17): Yea
Good Ol' Grimey (19:16:17): Make America Smoke Weed Again
Doc Choc (19:16:31): Hell yea
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:16:55): I want more the 2 parties in America
Good Ol' Grimey (19:17:22): You see him fake a heart attack during a debate when someone else said that when someone is high their chance of a heart attack increases by 5 times
Doc Choc (19:18:57): How can you not vote for that
Good Ol' Grimey (19:19:04): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pzoJVnPblI
Doc Choc (19:19:34): Does the stoners code mean nothing to you
Good Ol' Grimey (19:20:16): The stoners code only has one rule
Good Ol' Grimey (19:20:19): Pass that shit
Good Ol' Grimey (19:20:25): Also no biting
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:28:31): It's happening. I can't believe it
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:33:57): If shill bot takes Florida. It's over right
Doc Choc (19:35:49): So where are you guys keeping track of who wins what?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:36:00): Google
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:36:16): Aka shill search engine
Shill Bill (19:36:20): Kinda. North Carolina and PA matter whole lot
Shill Bill (19:36:30): Use Washington post and nytimes
Shill Bill (19:36:37): They have great interactive maps
Shill Bill (19:37:40): You can dive deep into county by county data.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:38:34): Josh. A woman called me thinking\nI was a realtor asking for an estimate for her house. You want to pretend to be him and fuck with them ?
Good Ol' Grimey (19:38:39): I'm really curious how Edison voted
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:38:59): At least 3 for Johnson
Good Ol' Grimey (19:39:18): Oh shit he's leading florida agian
Shill Bill (19:39:20): I'm good on being a realtor. I don't believe in land ownership
Shill Bill (19:39:48): Don't pay much attention to that unless Dade county has reported already
Shill Bill (19:40:08): Pan handle hasn't even closed polls yet
Good Ol' Grimey (19:41:14): What states does Trump need
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:41:28): Every swing state
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:43:35): Trump is winning in Ohio. Ohio has voted right for every president in like the last 12 elections
Doc Choc (19:43:54): i need to get out of this country asap
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:44:33): I'm staying. Love it or hate it. I'm American. And I stand by it. Even if Bernie won. He would be my president
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:45:05): Trump will be my president. Or Hilliard will be my president and lizard person
Shill Bill (19:45:45): Ohio reporting now but Trump NEEDS NC, Florida, Nevada
Shill Bill (19:45:51): NH
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:46:09): Pete did you just make fun of Ross Zeller on Instagram?
Doc Choc (19:46:23): nah its an inside joke from HS
Shill Bill (19:47:03): And Colorado
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:47:53): I think if he takes Penn he won't need NH
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:48:41): How's your dad look Brian
Doc Choc (19:49:21): he's pretty handsome iirc
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:57:23): Ohio now heavy shil bot. 54
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (19:57:38): I think this might be the Centipedes final ride
Shill Bill (19:59:57): Still really early but all big money was on Hillary anyway. Not surprising
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:00:41): Start playing 99 red balloons and get Trump and Pence to ride off into the sunset. "Donald. I always thought of you as my Gay Father"
Shill Bill (20:00:47): Shill just sweeped 8pm
Doc Choc (20:04:34): rip trump
Shill Bill (20:06:30): Florida still really close
Shill Bill (20:06:58): 50,000 votes
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:07:29): Go peacefully into the night
Shill Bill (20:07:49): Peacefully. Right. Cause he's a graceful loser
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:08:03): All he has after this is being super rich and a hot wife
Shill Bill (20:08:15): And daughter
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:08:30): I can see her running
Doc Choc (20:08:56): I'd love to see her run... In slow motion
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:33:26): Shil bot currently winning Texas
Good Ol' Grimey (20:35:01): I heard if hillary wins Texas will want to do a texit
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:35:30): If Hillary wins Texas I'll buy you all a cup of coffee
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:35:36): At a dinner
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:36:13): Excludes any coffee over 10 dollars
Shill Bill (20:38:57): important to remember that when we ratified Texas joining the union, it became part of the constitution that Texas can split into 5 states, whenever they want. dont need congressional approval. Hillary winning Texas may be the tipping point for for Texans wanting to put that into play
Shill Bill (20:39:20): that would likely add 8 new GOP senators
Good Ol' Grimey (20:39:24): Oh I meant if Texas wins the entire election, Texas will consider a texit
Shill Bill (20:39:29): and 4 GOP governors
Good Ol' Grimey (20:39:32): I'd Clinton wins*
Good Ol' Grimey (20:39:49): God damn it you know what I mean lol
Shill Bill (20:40:04): well, texas adding 8 senators would be better than a texit politically for the GOP
Shill Bill (20:40:11): itd be an insurgency
Shill Bill (20:40:29): only way to conceivably combat would be to split Cali into 6 states
Shill Bill (20:40:40): which has been proposed within the last 4 years
Shill Bill (20:40:51): add 10 new Dem senators and 5 Dem governors
Shill Bill (20:41:41): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_divisionism
Shill Bill (20:41:45): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Californias
Good Ol' Grimey (20:41:55): What's so great about dumb old texas?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (20:45:58): Make America Gears again
Doc Choc (20:49:24): why do politics always have to come down to Florida
Doc Choc (20:49:27): Florida is the India of the US
Doc Choc (20:49:38): it's old people and meth labs
Shill Bill (20:50:07): because its a rather large state (population-wise) with both urban and rural population centers
Shill Bill (20:51:01): Miami, tampa, orlando are all really dense and heavily DEM, while the rest of the state is straight GOP
Shill Bill (20:51:31): and the balance one another out, so its the fucking seesaw state
Shill Bill (20:51:56): you get more meth heads one year then jews and you set yourself up for a Trump win
Good Ol' Grimey (20:51:57): why do we still accept the electoral college lol
Doc Choc (20:52:21): because it works in the favor of the two parties doesnt it
Good Ol' Grimey (20:52:47): well yea definitely does
Shill Bill (20:53:01): because it makes it easier for the 2 parties to maintain power. it's much harder to actually campaign across all 50 states. Nixon tried, for some stupid reason. it fucked his campaign
Good Ol' Grimey (20:53:29): all our third party votes in a way don't count at all since our candidates will recieve 0 electoral votes. and that scares people away from voting third party, don't want to waste their vote.
Shill Bill (20:54:01): yup
Shill Bill (20:54:50): the presidential election is the closest thing this country has to national referendum (like Brexit) and it aint even close to an actual referendum
Shill Bill (20:55:39): speaking of referendums, cali may legalize ranch tonight. and CO may get single payer health care
Shill Bill (20:55:45): so it's not all bad tonight
Shill Bill (20:57:06): looks like Rob is winning in a landslide
Shill Bill (20:57:24): 55% to 45%
Good Ol' Grimey (20:59:31): Trump has cuaght up in ohio only 2k behind now
Shill Bill (21:00:27): jesus, trump is killing it in Ocean county NJ
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:01:25): How is trump winning NJ 54 to 43 but still lost the state?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:01:35): Google you fuckimg with me ?
Good Ol' Grimey (21:02:00): I was literally going to say the same thing
Shill Bill (21:02:11): it's cause the northern counties have not been tabulated yet
Shill Bill (21:02:24): and they're going Clinton for sure
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:02:35): Still. Shouldn't it still be un won
Shill Bill (21:02:45): nah
Shill Bill (21:04:16): weed winning right now in Mass
Shill Bill (21:05:02): and maine
Good Ol' Grimey (21:05:27): what about single payer
Shill Bill (21:06:00): wont know for a few minutes
Shill Bill (21:07:11): im keeping an eye on NJ, Maine, Mass, Arizona, Nevada, and Cali for weed. Colorado for single payer. Utah for McMuffin
Shill Bill (21:07:21): NJ not for weed, but cause ya know, we live here
Doc Choc (21:07:31): waaaait weed was on the ballot for NJ?
Shill Bill (21:08:01): nah
Shill Bill (21:08:13): but Brian's dad is gonna pass that shit in the legislature
Shill Bill (21:08:22): cause im gonna lobby the shit out of him
Shill Bill (21:09:18): also, Marc, Essex county was just counted and Hillary skyrocketed to the lead in NJ
Doc Choc (21:10:06): thank god
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:16:31): I just don't like saying it's won until it is
Doc Choc (21:17:26): this election makes me realize how many useless states are in this country
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:18:35): Honestly NJ is a lot closer then I thought
Shill Bill (21:20:13): what's your weapon of choice for the start of the war? my dad has an axe in the garage that's pretty sweet. I also have a bat that I can drive some nails through. Zach said he's gonna cover himself in vasoline so people can't grab him easily, then carry a satchel of quality throwing-rocks
Doc Choc (21:20:14): it makes sense when you think about all the trump bumper stickers and shit you've seen
Shill Bill (21:34:00): so trump is winning virginia...
Shill Bill (21:34:16): 538 projected Hillary win 85% of the time
Doc Choc (21:34:22): hold me
Shill Bill (21:34:45): 90% reporting
Shill Bill (21:35:03): that may have been the unexpected flip that seals the deal for trump
Shill Bill (21:36:48): my mom is freaking the fuck out
Shill Bill (21:36:53): it's great
Good Ol' Grimey (21:41:10): what the fuck did i miss
Good Ol' Grimey (21:41:17): is trump actually doing this
Doc Choc (21:41:20): this is kind of scary though lol
Good Ol' Grimey (21:42:10): d
Good Ol' Grimey (21:42:19): Do you guys think Hillary even has a concession speech written lol
Doc Choc (21:42:49): I like to think that she just has a bomb vest on
Shill Bill (21:44:30): she does. they apparently wrote both last night
Shill Bill (21:44:38): but yeah, trump may actually win
Shill Bill (21:44:59): the dow futures are down 500 pts already
Shill Bill (21:45:20): if trump wins, the economy is gonna go into the tank overnight
Shill Bill (21:45:50): viva la revolucion
Good Ol' Grimey (21:45:53): i hope you took out your acorns
Shill Bill (21:46:28): i didnt
Shill Bill (21:46:38): i was gambling on a hillary win
Good Ol' Grimey (21:46:53): i was gonna send you a pic earlier
Good Ol' Grimey (21:47:05): the stock market without fail has dropped the day after an eelction no matter what
Good Ol' Grimey (21:47:20): since the 70s
Shill Bill (21:48:10): what if Putin really did rig the election in trump;s favor
Shill Bill (21:48:26): either way, a trump win would be utterly absurd
Good Ol' Grimey (21:48:45): We are living in the timeline of meme dreams
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:49:42): WE WILL TAKE BACK THE EARTH FROM THE LIZARD PEOPLE. THATS WHY WE HAVE GLOBAL WARMING.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:50:31): You know what's sad. No matter what I say to joke about this. We all fucked no matter what
Shill Bill (21:50:34): we shall shed our skins and welcome the blaze
Shill Bill (21:50:47): anyone checking in on the_donald?
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:50:49): But guys. Trump wins. Lena Dunham leaves\n
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:50:59): Soooo MAGA mother fuckers
Doc Choc (21:51:55): Amy Schumer said that too
Shill Bill (21:52:41): increase the density of sexy ladies
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:52:51): So I feel like we might get a silver lining
Shill Bill (21:53:36): mexican peso took sharp decline at 8PM
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:53:39): We get rid of those two. And we raise up the hotness scale a few decimals for the average American women
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:53:51): Also tumblr would exploded.
Doc Choc (21:54:25): \\
Good Ol' Grimey (21:54:58): I expected it
Good Ol' Grimey (21:54:59): I told you nate silver was a math cuck
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:56:16): I have no idea why. But I keep watching sovereign citizens being assholes.
Shill Bill (21:56:46): come tomorrow morning, maybe you'll wanna hop on their bandwagon
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:57:10): Like who thinks this a real thing.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (21:58:04): I'm only in one wagon 'Murica
Doc Choc (22:04:45): Make America Great Again Boys
Shill Bill (22:33:37): 55%
Shill Bill (22:33:39): 538 has trump with better odds
Shill Bill (22:36:35): clinton won virginia
Shill Bill (22:36:53): shes's at 52% now
Shill Bill (22:39:28): you guys
Doc Choc (22:40:10): this is a rollercoastser
Doc Choc (22:43:18): what is the evangelical version of the islamic revolution, because thats what is happening in the US
Shill Bill (23:01:36): 2% chance that no one hits 270
Shill Bill (23:02:00): None
Shill Bill (23:02:22): McMuffin 2016
Shill Bill (23:06:45): marc, it's literally roulette odds. Trump is red. Shill black. no 270 is 00 and 0
Shill Bill (23:10:07): Trump at 61%
Shill Bill (23:10:18): its happening
Doc Choc (23:11:57): what are the big states to watch now?
Shill Bill (23:12:27): wisconsin, michigan, penn
Shill Bill (23:12:38): shes likely gonna lose the first two
Doc Choc (23:12:55): my brother says it comes down to her holding down PA and Michigan
Shill Bill (23:15:20): michigan dont look good
Doc Choc (23:15:52): No it does not
Shill Bill (23:22:11): weed is legal in Cali
Shill Bill (23:22:42): pete's gonna me visiting his parents more often
Doc Choc (23:25:32): HELL
Doc Choc (23:25:33): YEA
Doc Choc (23:25:54): silver lining
Shill Bill (23:30:31): trump won florida
Shill Bill (23:32:09): and iowa
Doc Choc (23:33:08): so it's up to michigan
Wednesday, 09 November 2016
Shill Bill (00:02:15): NYTimes has it at 95%
Shill Bill (00:02:17): trump
Doc Choc (00:05:48): Not sure how much Ionger I can stay up for this
Shill Bill (00:09:30): Trump is gonna be president
Good Ol' Grimey (00:20:06): I knew this shit would happen
Shill Bill (00:22:03): Obama is making super liberal recess Supreme Court appointment
Shill Bill (00:22:10): two year term
Shill Bill (00:22:16): blocking Trumo
Shill Bill (00:22:21): Trump*
Shill Bill (00:22:31): for 2 years at least
GroupMe (00:22:43): Doc Choc changed the group's name to United States Of Uneducated White Guys
GroupMe (00:23:42): Doc Choc changed the group's avatar
Shill Bill (00:25:40): Shill Bill still works. I'm keeping it for now
GroupMe (00:27:27): Good Ol' Grimey changed name to The 100 Ft Wall
GroupMe (00:33:28): Doc Choc changed name to Grab Em By The Swing States
Shill Bill (01:06:20): it's not stopping
Shill Bill (01:13:55): MSNBC is in the fetal postition
The 100 Ft Wall (01:24:15): I didn't even think
The 100 Ft Wall (01:24:29): But will trump actually get a special prosecutor to send hillary to prison now
The 100 Ft Wall (01:24:36): Cause that will ease some of this pain
Shill Bill (02:05:00): Hillary ain't giving concession speech tonight
Shill Bill (02:05:05): Told em to go home
Shill Bill (02:24:21): She's probably crying herself to stroke tonight.
Shill Bill (02:39:57): AP called it for Trump
Shill Bill (02:41:15): Hillary called Trump to concede
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (03:01:50): SO ONE FIND ME MY WAR AX.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (03:03:25): Well welcome to the Presidency Mike Pence
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (03:04:53): I'm happy. I'm sad. I'm excited. I need to replay Fallout 4 to prepare for the future. I need to get some good Mexican and Middle eastern food. Before it's gone.
Shill Bill (03:05:35): I can't believe that just happened
Shill Bill (03:06:04): Also, Baron looked awkward as fuck
Shill Bill (03:07:00): @VicBergerIV's Tweet: https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/796260418540990464?s=09
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (03:07:57): Maybe trump will be the next Reagan.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (03:10:35): Anyone else just kinda hope Samantha Bee just offs herself live on Air.
Shill Bill (03:12:49): https://youtu.be/1DNyLD2SRjA
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (03:17:27): None
Shill Bill (03:20:57): New price. Everything $45 in honor of the 45th president
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (03:22:55): So instead of trump and Pence riding off into the sunset on a motorcycle into the sun set. Mr President said. "Mikey. We got one last shot at this"
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (03:33:02): IT WAS ALL A RUSE
Shill Bill (03:33:27): #OneTrueGod
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (03:34:25): Imagine is Trump extends Bernie A positions in the cabinet.
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (03:34:47): You hate Hilary. I hate Hilary. So let's be friends
Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole (05:11:19): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:34:12): I cannot fucking believe it
GroupMe (06:34:21): Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole changed name to Build a fence with a Pence
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:34:46): This country has lost its fucking mind, the guy who did not say a single coherent thing all election cycle is our president
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:34:57): I feel bad for minorities right now tbh
Build a fence with a Pence (06:36:24): It's the bending of the spoon
Build a fence with a Pence (06:37:44): Many people didn't like America where is was going and they had to bend it back. Now to bend it back to center you need to go past where you want to go to rest in the middle. Or that's how I rationalize this in my head. Maybe we are all just really stupid
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:40:04): I think this is a situation where the excessive hubris of more educated people was their downfall
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:40:31): They had 4 years of Obama and got gay marriage legalized and a form of single payer healthcare
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:41:40): And pretended like they had the biggest voice in the US, not high school dropouts in Michigan who are afraid of Mexicans they've never seen
Build a fence with a Pence (06:52:32): I also think people didn't realize how much the black vote effected obamas election as well. Obama got so many more people to the polls then Hillary.
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:54:28): I think it's more that people underestimated how uneducated white people are still the single largest demographic in the US
Build a fence with a Pence (06:54:28): Trump won 8% of the black vote. Romney won 6%.
Build a fence with a Pence (06:54:55): More black people didn't like trump. There was just less black voters
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:56:04): I am so fucking depressed about all this lol
Build a fence with a Pence (07:04:05): Just remember though. Whether a doctor or homeless. Black white Asian. Left or right. We all are equal in the fact we get 1 vote
Build a fence with a Pence (07:09:58): We aren't better then a guy who dropped of highschool in Michigan to work in an auto plant as a guy in 3 Doctorate Person at MIT isn't better then we are
Build a fence with a Pence (07:12:05): To lighten the mood.
Build a fence with a Pence (07:12:12): None
The 100 Ft Wall (07:56:14): Some light pedophilia to lighten the mood lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (07:59:31): PedophiliaTrumpsHate
Build a fence with a Pence (08:02:09): How did Harambre do in the polls?
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:02:44): 15k votes
Build a fence with a Pence (08:03:02): That makes me proud
Build a fence with a Pence (08:03:16): A Meme made 15k people vote for a dead gorilla
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:03:24): That stupid fucking joke stopped being funny 6 months ago tho
Build a fence with a Pence (08:03:39): So did this election
The 100 Ft Wall (08:03:48): Don't do my boy Harambe dirty like that
The 100 Ft Wall (08:05:11): None
The 100 Ft Wall (08:05:30): I thought it would happen but still have trouble believing it. Look at that fucking face
The 100 Ft Wall (08:06:02): Can we all admit now nate silver is a hack lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:06:27): But he predicted Obama would win reelection!
Build a fence with a Pence (08:06:37): I don't know who he is
The 100 Ft Wall (08:07:06): 538 Stat guy
GroupMe (08:07:10): Build a fence with a Pence changed the topic to: Make Group Chats Great Again
Build a fence with a Pence (08:07:19): Ohhh
Build a fence with a Pence (08:07:53): Didn't he have shil by like 80 pets
The 100 Ft Wall (08:09:21): He forgot to include one thing in his statistical model, the meme factor
The 100 Ft Wall (08:10:19): I just think it's funny the liberal media was so up its own ass about hillary and her winning that they bought their own bs and didn't think this would happen
Build a fence with a Pence (08:10:26): The Pepe curve
Build a fence with a Pence (08:11:03): On the real. This election pointed out a lot of flaws in America we need to address
Build a fence with a Pence (08:12:08): But we get some dank memes for 4 years
The 100 Ft Wall (08:12:47): Remember how much we laughed at the dumb things George w said? We get that on steroids
Build a fence with a Pence (08:13:32): Donald Pump. Make America SWOLE Again
The 100 Ft Wall (08:22:28): Time to buy a gun now lol
Build a fence with a Pence (08:24:36): All of them
The 100 Ft Wall (08:25:00): Lol people on Npr complaining "they don't know what go tell their children" just fell them we elected Donald trump not like little kids are following the election and political landscape closely lol
Build a fence with a Pence (08:25:12): Trump is hard on firearms
The 100 Ft Wall (08:27:29): Looks like that guy who predicted trump with the 13 questions is right again
Build a fence with a Pence (08:28:34): Witch. Kill him with fire
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:45:05): NPR is on fire right now
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:47:10): Honestly I get the children thing though
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:53:14): My coworker was saying her young kids did pick up on some trump rhetoric
The 100 Ft Wall (08:55:56): Bigly
The 100 Ft Wall (08:56:07): Nofap is taking the win well - "If Trump can win the presidency, I can sure as hell stop fapping!"
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:56:29): Lolol
The 100 Ft Wall (08:56:48): http://i.imgur.com/DzxsHGp.jpg
The 100 Ft Wall (08:56:59): at least we will get some new music courtesy of martin shkreli
Build a fence with a Pence (08:58:39): Isn't that kinda ironic. The guy known for taking full advantage of capitalism giving it away for free
Build a fence with a Pence (08:59:08): Also it's like someone died at my office. It's so somber
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:02:01): Let's take a road trip to Boston once legal weed is in place
Build a fence with a Pence (09:02:46): Pete you want that to be your bachelor party? We drive up. Stay a few nights. See a celtics game if it's early enough ?
Build a fence with a Pence (09:04:10): None
The 100 Ft Wall (09:04:51): lol based martin
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:06:56): That actually sounds pretty dope
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:07:35): If there's no basketball game we can go to a concert or just bar hopping or whatever
Build a fence with a Pence (09:08:27): I'll see when dates are when the celctics are home. And I can plan stuff. I'll put out some dates.
The 100 Ft Wall (09:18:35): https://i.sli.mg/FlelIo.png
The 100 Ft Wall (09:18:42): reddit.com/r/HillaryMeltdown
The 100 Ft Wall (09:18:48): at least we can enjoy some schadenfraude
The 100 Ft Wall (09:25:29): Clinton/DNC is blaming third party voters for costing her the election lol
Build a fence with a Pence (09:41:06): If everyone who voted Johnson voted Shill, she would have won FLorida
Build a fence with a Pence (09:41:34): same for PA
The 100 Ft Wall (09:41:35): yea but I don't think epopel who voted johnson would vote shill, they'd vote trump
Build a fence with a Pence (09:41:57): i think a mix
Build a fence with a Pence (09:42:04): but I agree
Build a fence with a Pence (09:42:13): i dont think it would have been enougbh
The 100 Ft Wall (10:09:00): more black and latino people voted for trump than voted for romney
Shill Bill (10:09:46): I think Hillary's fatal flaw was that she's a shit campaigner and never had a coherent message for voters.
Shill Bill (10:10:22): Can't campaign on "I'm not that guy"
Shill Bill (10:12:20): Also, we own @ItsNotHillary on Twitter. It was meant as a joke about Bill being First Man. But now...
The 100 Ft Wall (10:14:18): oh boy we are in prime positon
Shill Bill (10:14:19): Check out The First Man (@ItsNotHillary): https://twitter.com/ItsNotHillary?s=09
The 100 Ft Wall (10:14:21): whats our first tweet
The 100 Ft Wall (10:14:47): just post a picture of turmp with the caption "it's me bitches"
Shill Bill (10:16:37): https://youtu.be/zcZTTB10_Vo
The 100 Ft Wall (10:24:14): we're all watching hillary's concession speech at my work lol
Shill Bill (10:37:24): Bye bye Rubio 2020
Shill Bill (10:37:30): Sorry Marc
The 100 Ft Wall (10:37:37): that little guy
Shill Bill (10:38:04): Couldn't quite make it over the wall
Build a fence with a Pence (10:41:24): we have to make this twitter something
Build a fence with a Pence (10:41:30): as a pardoy account
Build a fence with a Pence (10:43:14): http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/020/360/462.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (10:43:20): this as its picture
Shill Bill (10:43:34): Unrelated, new first lady is sexy. Barron gonna be bullied with lots of MILF jokes.
Build a fence with a Pence (10:43:50): Ill bully him
The 100 Ft Wall (10:44:12): Hey Barron, I'd love to fertilize your mother, hopefully you dind't leave her Barron
Shill Bill (10:44:13): Apparently, Russia was showing nude photos of Melania yesterday on state TV
Build a fence with a Pence (10:44:34): AH MOTHER LAND
The 100 Ft Wall (10:44:55): Does Barron have a twitter?
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:45:38): "Hey Baron, your half sister is a hot piece of ass." - Baron's Dad
Build a fence with a Pence (10:45:47): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9Rv29YiFfws/hqdefault.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (10:46:28): can we just make a pardoy trump account
Shill Bill (10:46:30): @realDonaldTrump is about to transition to @POTUS on Twitter come January
Shill Bill (10:46:57): Nothing stopping us. Unless free speech somehow goes away
Shill Bill (10:47:09): Cause it hurts good emperor's feelings
Shill Bill (10:47:19): God*
Build a fence with a Pence (10:49:11): lets do it
Build a fence with a Pence (10:49:35): Josh you can manage it and make it a career of parody twitter accounts
Build a fence with a Pence (10:49:47): Briand and I already have experince
The 100 Ft Wall (10:51:29): oh shit that's right lol
Build a fence with a Pence (10:51:47): that was like the best 3 weeks of our lives
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:53:52): i know
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:54:09): remember that woman that asked if we would visit her sick child in the hospital
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:54:13): DELETE
The 100 Ft Wall (10:55:04): looking back, that person probably knew we were bullshitting and trying to get us to admit it lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:56:05): what about the one that wanted to send a script
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:56:23): and we tried to get her to write Eraserhead 2
Shill Bill (11:00:22): I'm gonna go see Dr. Strange because reality sucks
The 100 Ft Wall (11:19:08): what internet privacy precautions would one have to take if one were wanted to converse with a group about revolution
The 100 Ft Wall (11:19:10): im asking for a friend
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:23:38): TOR
Shill Bill (11:24:06): That's just to anonymously browse internet
The 100 Ft Wall (11:24:23): yea I'm talking about revolution
The 100 Ft Wall (11:24:24): i mean my friend is
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:24:51): TOR will allow you to access encrypted sites
The 100 Ft Wall (11:24:51): also hillary is about to come out now to talk, at 1130. she was supposed to concede at 930 then 1030. guess she's been cramming on that concesssion speech that she didn't prepare for lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:24:56): it's layers of encryption
The 100 Ft Wall (11:25:10): say to communicate though
Shill Bill (11:25:29): Signal
The 100 Ft Wall (11:25:57): can signal do group chats
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:26:00): but then you are assuming that Signal is completely safe
The 100 Ft Wall (11:26:16): fuck ill guess ill just make my own encrption app from the ground app
The 100 Ft Wall (11:26:19): the only way to truly be safe
The 100 Ft Wall (11:26:38): A becomes B, B becomes C, C becomes D and so on. its bullet proof
The 100 Ft Wall (11:36:19): tim "the cuck" kaine talking now
The 100 Ft Wall (11:36:27): talking about how they won the popular vote of america
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:36:54): that dont me SHIT timmy
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:37:02): the uneducated angry white masses have spoken
The 100 Ft Wall (11:37:10): #Whitelash
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:37:17): We want the Law & Order candidate
The 100 Ft Wall (11:37:30): im really really interested if trump actually does try to put hillary in prison
The 100 Ft Wall (11:37:33): one bright spot
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:37:40): I want every black man making under 40k to get a full cavity search every time he passes by a cop car
Shill Bill (11:38:01): Well, if Rudy is AG, he may follow through with it
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:38:31): whats going on with Christie?
Shill Bill (11:38:32): Maybe Christie will get a pardon if he's convicted
Shill Bill (11:38:42): Still up in the air
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:38:55): kudos to him
Shill Bill (11:39:01): Trump has to be in court in a few days for the rape trial
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:39:01): he burned/blocked every bridge
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:39:04): and it worked out in the end
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:39:14): the child rape one?
Shill Bill (11:39:20): Yeah
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:39:27): lol
Shill Bill (11:39:31): Yup
Shill Bill (11:39:44): Can you pardon yourself
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:39:52): You can when you're the God Emperor
The 100 Ft Wall (11:39:55): "Pardon meeeeee"
Shill Bill (11:40:37): Watching these liberals is come to terms with their failure is really cringey
The 100 Ft Wall (11:40:53): yea
The 100 Ft Wall (11:41:00): fucking liberals are the worst
Shill Bill (11:41:33): Wherever you read from Alex last night was great
The 100 Ft Wall (11:41:34): the pant suit is out in full form
Shill Bill (11:41:39): Whatever*
The 100 Ft Wall (11:41:42): hes back on it today lol
The 100 Ft Wall (11:42:01): "I'm laughing at all the liberals who are disgusted at HRC losing. As a communist I view Donald Trump as a fascist pig, but seriously. Hilary fucking Clinton? She is a war pig and a criminal. You could not seriously expect her to win against a right wing nationalist. HRC is cut and dry a shill for the banking industry and the war industry. How can you seriously blame people for not wanting to vote for the corporate piece of shit that is Hilary Clinton? HRC should be in prison. Y'all should have voted for Gloria La Riva." -my old weed dealer
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:43:04): Gary Johnson?
The 100 Ft Wall (11:43:44): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/if-youre-overwhelmed-by-the-election-heres-what-you-can-do-now_us_5822c7d0e4b0e80b02cdf133
The 100 Ft Wall (11:43:53): third bullet point is just a bunch of different suicide hotlines lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:44:20): lol liberals
The 100 Ft Wall (11:45:02): lol this bitch is talking about how we saw the rule of law in action last night
The 100 Ft Wall (11:45:16): if we saw the rule of law your ass would be in prison
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:45:30): did we really just elect a guy who believes that global warming is a lie created by the Chinese
Shill Bill (11:45:39): Yup
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:45:47): GOOD
The 100 Ft Wall (11:45:49): he was joking when he said that it's all a big joke
Shill Bill (11:45:50): National referendums are great
The 100 Ft Wall (11:45:54): we're all about to wake up and sanders won
Build a fence with a Pence (11:46:02): buy at least he have all emails on 2 phones
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:46:04): I have a questin for you guys
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:46:16): What is the argument against single payer healthcare
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:46:28): like what is the republican solution
Build a fence with a Pence (11:46:40): heatlhcare reform
Shill Bill (11:46:57): None
Build a fence with a Pence (11:47:26): So they way its fucked up now is this
Build a fence with a Pence (11:47:48): The goverenment makes werid\xa0fucking medicare and medicasde laws
Build a fence with a Pence (11:47:52): jsut for those 2
Build a fence with a Pence (11:48:01): becuase thats what they are incahrge of
Build a fence with a Pence (11:48:17): then the insurance companies follow suit and make the same weird ass laws
Shill Bill (11:48:28): Really isn't one. They pose allowing insurance companies to sell plans to people in other states. But this neglects the fact that different states have wildly different regulations on the industry
Build a fence with a Pence (11:48:53): my mom explained it to me thins morning since she deals with this as her job
Build a fence with a Pence (11:49:00): feel free to ask her about it
Build a fence with a Pence (11:49:19): Obama care doesnt cover illegals like most people think
Build a fence with a Pence (11:49:33): it covers the poor, which are worse
Build a fence with a Pence (11:50:18): 99% of america doesnt understand the healthcare system an issues
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:50:50): ok so i get that private insurance needs reform
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:50:56): but what is the solution for the people now who dont have it?
Shill Bill (11:50:59): It's actually quite absurd that they oppose the structure of Obamacare. It's in essence a huge scheme to ensure to insurance industry's prolonged success
The 100 Ft Wall (11:51:01): philosophically and morally im against it. profiting off of sickness and the fact that profits increase the more they can deny coverage/services creates 2 conflicting interest, treating people's illness and making money.
Build a fence with a Pence (11:51:34): I aint got time for morals
Shill Bill (11:51:41): And Obamacare was a Republican think tank idea
Build a fence with a Pence (11:51:44): i need to put spiing rims on my gold jetksi
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:51:44): all it does is prevent people from getting tests and screens and only going to the hospital when it's so bad they cannot go on
The 100 Ft Wall (11:51:48): yup back in the 90s
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:52:01): i got a CT scan back in June and it was $2k without insurance
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:52:06): and thats just the actual test
Build a fence with a Pence (11:52:15): also people equat single payer and socialized medicine
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:52:18): if i didnt have insurance i would have just never had the test
Shill Bill (11:53:10): People also equate socialism with governance. It's an economic model
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:53:34): but everyone likes socialized education
The 100 Ft Wall (11:53:36): None
The 100 Ft Wall (11:53:38): oh fuck off
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:53:50): whens the last time we heard anyone complain about socialized high schools lol
The 100 Ft Wall (11:53:50): lol clinton quoting scripture
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:53:55): i know right
Shill Bill (11:54:44): I'm gonna move to Vermont. Get me some Bernie, Heady Topper beer, and guns
Shill Bill (11:54:59): And a friendly Canadian neighbor
Shill Bill (11:55:34): Maybe I'll give the army another go. You know spending is about to go through the roof
The 100 Ft Wall (11:55:58): become a rich soldier boy, it could be youuuuuuuuuu
Shill Bill (11:56:58): Play the game baby. Upper middle class Jew becomes soldier in Trump army. People like a story
Shill Bill (11:57:16): If I don't die
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:58:52): this reality man
The 100 Ft Wall (11:59:59): if lena dunham and amy schumer aren't racist
The 100 Ft Wall (12:00:06): how come they don't want to move to mexico hmmmmmmm?
The 100 Ft Wall (12:00:11): something i saw on reddit lol
Shill Bill (12:00:25): yeah, that was a good one
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:01:27): can they please leave though
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:01:50): why does reddit hate amy schumer though
Shill Bill (12:02:09): cause she aint funny
The 100 Ft Wall (12:02:19): one day i was washing my VAGINA after SEX
Shill Bill (12:02:21): her delivery is so forced
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:02:25): yea but lots of women find that shit funny
The 100 Ft Wall (12:02:35): also she has a story that some interpret as rape but no one calls her on it cause she's a woman
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:02:40): not all comedy has to appeal to 20 year old white virgin college students
The 100 Ft Wall (12:02:46): basically fucked a dude while he was blacked out drunk
Shill Bill (12:02:53): but lots of women AND men find the likes of amy poehler and tina fey funny
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:02:55): oh no, what a travesty lol
The 100 Ft Wall (12:03:05): don't encourage male rape culture pete
The 100 Ft Wall (12:03:23): you know more men in US prisons are raped then women in the USA?
Shill Bill (12:03:27): maybe schumer is the MDE for white bitches
The 100 Ft Wall (12:03:30): i don't know if that's true but could you imagine
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:04:05): i hate when im in my ultra max prison, just trying to go to the latest Aryan Brotherhood mixer, and then i get my asshole raped
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:04:50): so I'm here getting my butthole raped JUST BECAUSE i happened to be contracted by the Latin Kings to kill an Aryan Brotherhood member
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:05:01): yet these college girls are whining about rape because they got too drunk at a frat party?
The 100 Ft Wall (12:05:12): at tracy morgan's show he talked about how his aunt visits his uncle in jail, and his uncle said something like "bet your glad it's friday" and his aunt who hates her husband said "bitch you in prison the fuck you care what day it is? for you there are only two days, days you get fucked in the ass, and days that you don't"
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:05:16): #MensRightsMatter
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:05:28): lolol
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:06:58): heres a golden quote from my facebook
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:07:35): "If anyone is feeling alone or unsafe today, f eel free to reach out to me. If you don't want to use public transportation, sit alone at lunch, or whatever; reach out to me. I will do my best to be with you, travel with you, and hold sapce with you. Today feels like a day we need tobe together rather than apart"
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:07:48): get a grip lady lol
The 100 Ft Wall (12:07:58): lmao. everyone knows obama is still president for a bit right?
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:07:59): they didnt just legalize rape
The 100 Ft Wall (12:08:02): and also trump has to go through congress?
Shill Bill (12:08:04): on a lighter note, Brian and I thought of something last night. In order to create a sustainable commune, one must establish a corporate entity
Shill Bill (12:08:11): shit, that wasnt ready
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:08:16): actually that is a genius idea lol
Shill Bill (12:08:29): the corporation then must adopt people
The 100 Ft Wall (12:08:36): it's been done before where a rich benefactor started a commune, happened a few times ni america
Shill Bill (12:08:36): since corporations are people
The 100 Ft Wall (12:08:46): and get a nice inheritance
Shill Bill (12:09:01): well, it's a tax scheme
The 100 Ft Wall (12:09:09): "sorry mom and dad, i love you and all, but Corporation X has agreed to adopt me and 5 million is 5 million. later skaters!"
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:09:09): lol
Shill Bill (12:09:25): see cause commune's fail a lot because people still have to pay taxes.
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:10:13): why not make em charities
Shill Bill (12:10:30): but if the company doesnt pay their kids, but still lets them make use of their resources and the company gets ridiculous tax breaks, it may be sustainable
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:10:31): or make them "religious"
The 100 Ft Wall (12:10:31): you still need land for a commune and thus real estate taxes
The 100 Ft Wall (12:10:49): Church of Marx
The 100 Ft Wall (12:11:02): finally, a opiate of the masses for the rest of us!
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:15:03): why is everyone pretending like a trump presidency means we will never have wars
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:15:11): hurr durr we just avoided nuclear holocaust
The 100 Ft Wall (12:15:34): other people think trump will become the catalyst of nuclear implosion
The 100 Ft Wall (12:15:38): nobody knows SHIT
The 100 Ft Wall (12:15:43): the experts were wrong
The 100 Ft Wall (12:15:51): maybe following the liberal elite was a mistake
Shill Bill (12:16:58): this is the time when I think we should all be very upset with President Obama and his decision to go into Syria without a renewed Authorization for Use of Military Force. Acting unilaterally without consent from Congress is a horrific precedent to have set
Shill Bill (12:17:13): amongst other things
Shill Bill (12:17:52): https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons/status/796375327278854144
Shill Bill (12:18:17): https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons/status/796390519471534080
The 100 Ft Wall (12:20:12): Wow now that's what I call a progressive!
Shill Bill (12:20:27): Obama speaking now
Shill Bill (12:22:04): hopefully he takes the opportunity to reschedule weed now before trump takes office
Shill Bill (12:22:18): I dont think Trump cares one way or the other about weed
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:22:28): nah he said hes against it
The 100 Ft Wall (12:22:41): I saw him say let states decide
Shill Bill (12:22:43): he also said he was against gay marriage
The 100 Ft Wall (12:22:47): i truly don't know what trumps stance is on a lot of stuff lol
Shill Bill (12:22:51): he's a politician
Shill Bill (12:23:28): Trump is a capitalist. just assume that he'll always side with the plan that makes money
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:23:50): i dont understand why rural white people vote for him then
Shill Bill (12:23:50): ^^obama is a politician. Not trump
Shill Bill (12:24:10): because people consistently vote against their own interests
Shill Bill (12:24:24): nothing new. phenomenon that has existed and will persist
The 100 Ft Wall (12:24:34): rural white people hated global elites talking down to them and screwing them over, and this is what they thought was a FU to the establihsment
The 100 Ft Wall (12:24:36): it's brexit
Shill Bill (12:24:44): yup
Build a fence with a Pence (12:24:54): Got a lot of work to do
Build a fence with a Pence (12:24:57): going Dark
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:24:59): it's probably not good to always vote for your best interests, but you'd think they'd say "hey, we are losing our menial labor jobs to mexico, maybe we should fight for better education so we can get the new better jobs"
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:25:03): good luck marc
Build a fence with a Pence (12:25:07): give me the cliffnotes when i get back
Shill Bill (12:25:33): socialism good, capitalism bad yada yada yada
The 100 Ft Wall (12:25:38): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:26:12): it's angry rebellion
The 100 Ft Wall (12:26:18): it's still crazy to think this happened
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:26:51): yea
The 100 Ft Wall (12:27:04): None
Shill Bill (12:27:31): brian, you said Haley went to sleep not knowing who won. How's she reacting?
The 100 Ft Wall (12:28:54): I asked her what she thought about it earlier
The 100 Ft Wall (12:29:26): "I like have no cares about it. I'm actually relieved Hillary didn't win but it doesn't mean I'm happy for trump either but everyone's status on facebook is so melodramatic, I'm over it lol"
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:32:18): yeah i realize now i was being a little melodramatic last night, but i think it was purely a reactionary response
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:32:34): it's a you had to be there moment
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:32:52): following the election with Google and CNN and seeing all the states turning red was just shocking tbh
Shill Bill (12:33:25): brian and I at one point turned on MSNBC just to watch the liberals cringe
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:35:08): it was kind of funny watching their minds being blown
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:35:28): I can't believe we have our first Alpha president
Shill Bill (12:35:54): https://theintercept.com/2016/11/09/democrats-trump-and-the-ongoing-dangerous-refusal-to-learn-the-lesson-of-brexit/
Shill Bill (12:36:31): Dems refusal to even acknowledge that people are hurting was so dumb. Bernie v trump is the race we shouldve seen
Shill Bill (12:36:50): now we got the Con-Man in Chief
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:41:42): #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:41:51): rhetoric like that pretty much made them lose the race
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:41:57): because the angry white guys went to Trump's idea instead
Shill Bill (12:44:48): when you got the White house touting unemployment <5%, without openly stating that the data is skewed because it doesn't account for long term unemployed OR those who stopped looking OR those who work part-time or multiple part-time jobs, regular people see through that shit. DEMs are fucking retarded. that was Bernie's strength. he was real with the people. could say that same of trump, he just had his own way of saying things
The 100 Ft Wall (12:47:56): plus a lot of the job creation under obama that they touted so much
The 100 Ft Wall (12:47:59): it was low wage jobs
The 100 Ft Wall (12:48:07): so yay there's more jobs but people who get them are still suffering
The 100 Ft Wall (12:48:19): \u201cboth Brexit and Trumpism are the very, very wrong answers to legitimate questions that urban elites have refused to ask for 30 years\u201d from that intercept article, i think this nails it
Shill Bill (12:56:25): some chomsky wisdom https://twitter.com/fahd09/status/796271396380962816
Shill Bill (12:56:29): https://twitter.com/fahd09/status/796271396380962816
The 100 Ft Wall (12:58:30): yup noam was spot on
Shill Bill (12:59:40): man, if i get into Maryland or virginia, I'm gonna be at the epicenter of one of the most consequential presidencies in american history
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:59:47): my coworker just told me her stupid fucking socialist rhetoric again
The 100 Ft Wall (12:59:56): oh please tell me you slammed her this timew
The 100 Ft Wall (12:59:59): hat did that dumb b say
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:00:21): she is one of the smuggest liberals ive ever met
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:00:28): and she was going on about how they have socialism all over europe
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:00:31): in ireland, england etc
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:00:33): and it's great!
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:00:39): i said thats not really socialism
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:00:46): she said yes it is, very matter of factly
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:00:50): then gave me a lesson about socialism
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:01:07): you see, a lot of republicans make it seem like a big deal, but in reality socialism is when you give everyone healthcare, and pay for college
The 100 Ft Wall (13:01:08): oh man my reeeee levels are rising
The 100 Ft Wall (13:01:57): did you ask her if the workers own their means of production
The 100 Ft Wall (13:04:46): ask her if they live under a dictatorship of capital pete
The 100 Ft Wall (13:04:47): ask her
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:05:15): i tried once and it went over her head
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:05:20): and then she lectured me like i was a child
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:05:32): goddamn she tries to talk to me about politics all the time, like i really like clinton
The 100 Ft Wall (13:05:36): see only liberals have the correct facts and the correct interpretations
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:05:43): yup
The 100 Ft Wall (13:06:37): is she crying today
The 100 Ft Wall (13:06:49): ask her for some liberal tears because your lunch needs some salt added to it
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:08:49): as if there is even THAT big of a difference between clinton and trump tbh
The 100 Ft Wall (13:09:04): yea
The 100 Ft Wall (13:09:23): i see people like "the blood of thousands is now on your hands if you voted trump" as though clinton wasn't going to bomb the shit out of bronw people across the world
The 100 Ft Wall (13:09:48): she would just be better at rationalizing it politely for TV
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:12:26): i am against anyone who is proud of being unintelligent or uninformed
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:12:32): but Clinton was a real scumbag too
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:12:39): and her losing is almost worth a trump presidency
The 100 Ft Wall (13:12:41): thats the worst about liberals though they THINK they're the only informed ones
The 100 Ft Wall (13:13:03): when really it's us commies who are the informed ones \ufffd
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:13:51): sorry your candidate isnt an alpha like trump
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:14:41): i just feel like with trump that it's the unknown factor that is scariest because he just speaks nonsense constantly
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:14:55): at least hillary was going to be 4 more years of status quo, proxy wars, etc
The 100 Ft Wall (13:16:05): today Putin says he wants to normalize relations with the USA
The 100 Ft Wall (13:16:23): ready to restore ties - http://www.reuters.com/article/usa-election-russia-putin-idUSR4N1D800D?c?
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:16:37): hillary's shit about russia was one of her most troubling points
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:16:42): what do we gain with NOT being friends with other countries
Shill Bill (13:17:16): i'm happy someone like trump won (an outsider saying fuck you to the established power structure), but I'm also frightened because someone like Trump won (demagogue with seriously dangerous rhetoric)
The 100 Ft Wall (13:17:20): lets see
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:17:34): \ufffd that's my thoughts exactly
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:17:38): ^ ^
The 100 Ft Wall (13:17:54): Hillary - Russia is scary, I'm the small business president, America has always been great! She's like a 1960's mccarthy republican lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:18:04): lol
Shill Bill (13:18:13): the US intelligence community still has yet to release any evidence tying all the russian claims to wikileaks or any other trump-russia talk
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:18:19): Black communities in the inner city are GREAT! Such awesome soul food!
The 100 Ft Wall (13:18:43): the "17 intelligence angencies say it was russia" was BS, it's one guy who ran them all and he lied to congress about the NSA spying lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:24:46): you know if USA actually does decline into a fascist police state, I blame Hillary and DWS. the stole the presidency from bernie, blew a 3-1 lead and then handed it trump
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:25:15): yessir
The 100 Ft Wall (13:26:13): so about that new society in the woods I've been talking about, I think we could find more volunteers for it now lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:28:16): http://www.theonion.com/article/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-en-35788
Build a fence with a Pence (13:28:29): im back, ill catch up and bring my though
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:29:28): I've been trying to find out aboutTrump's actual policies and they are extremely vague beyond ridiculous shit like The Wall or Muslim Database
Build a fence with a Pence (13:32:18): okay and im caught up
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:32:34): tl;dr america is getting weird
Build a fence with a Pence (13:32:40): 1 Pete, yes you were melodramtic last night not even gunna lie
The 100 Ft Wall (13:32:45): Thoughts?
Build a fence with a Pence (13:32:58): 2 Noam Chumpsky
Build a fence with a Pence (13:33:04): just a pun
Build a fence with a Pence (13:33:09): never liked his teachings
Build a fence with a Pence (13:33:22): but i can see why people like him
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:33:31): more like Gnome Chumpsky, that guy is a beta manlet who cant even dunk
Build a fence with a Pence (13:34:08): 3 Trump and Hilary would be similiar very mmuch so
Shill Bill (13:34:13): http://www.justsaygnome.net/uploads/2/6/1/3/2613300/6253061.jpg
Shill Bill (13:34:37): http://cdn8.openculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/18114910/noam-garden-gnome-e1421610559580.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (13:34:46): 4 we do need to normalize things with russia, and clinton just needed an outside enemy that wasnt\xa0muslims\xa0since Trump called dibs
Build a fence with a Pence (13:35:37): 5 Trump is retarded and going to start some small shit, but shill is just evil and would start WW3 with her shit
Build a fence with a Pence (13:35:57): 6 December 15th weed legal in Mass
Build a fence with a Pence (13:36:11): 7 Pete your coworker is retarded
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:36:21): None
Shill Bill (13:36:28): o wow that's a fast turn around for Mass
Build a fence with a Pence (13:36:35): but no matter what side of the isle she is one she will always be that way
Build a fence with a Pence (13:36:49): everyone has there reliogion they pray too
Build a fence with a Pence (13:36:55): hers is being a dumb cunt
Build a fence with a Pence (13:37:10): 8 and an overall
Build a fence with a Pence (13:37:18): Guys Honestly, thank you
Build a fence with a Pence (13:37:43): Because we are 4 very different people with very different views
Build a fence with a Pence (13:37:55): but we all can work together and we may not agree
Build a fence with a Pence (13:38:08): but we know that we inform each other of stuf
Build a fence with a Pence (13:38:14): we arent an echo chamber
Build a fence with a Pence (13:38:24): and thats why we know so much about this election
The 100 Ft Wall (13:38:26): it looks like an ideology we all share is the ideology of friendship
Shill Bill (13:38:32): shut up fags
Build a fence with a Pence (13:38:43): Amercica need to be more like us
The 100 Ft Wall (13:38:46): this election was a political AND friendship adventure
Build a fence with a Pence (13:38:50): 4 white kids who smoke pot
The 100 Ft Wall (13:39:12): and like shit movies
Build a fence with a Pence (13:39:21): people who dont want to be friends with trump voters are stupid
The 100 Ft Wall (13:39:22): btw what you guys think, friday, smoke weed and watch a shit movie
Build a fence with a Pence (13:39:41): be diverse and learn your own way
Build a fence with a Pence (13:40:15): im sure with out Josh and Brian i would be somewhere in texas shooting guns and knocking up 18 year olds
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:40:21): im in
Build a fence with a Pence (13:40:23): so fuck you for stopping that
Build a fence with a Pence (13:40:39): but we keep each other psudo grounded
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:40:55): im in for smoking weed and bad movies & for impregnating girls in texas
The 100 Ft Wall (13:41:12): to be honest i don't see my vies changing at all but i enjoy the healthy debate
Build a fence with a Pence (13:41:24): they wont change
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:41:26): thats what they all say
Build a fence with a Pence (13:41:35): but you can at least see why people hold them
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:41:39): if you expected your views to change then they wouldnt be your views
The 100 Ft Wall (13:42:14): i mean they'd just be soem weak af views
Build a fence with a Pence (13:42:17): and 1 last thing
Build a fence with a Pence (13:42:23): https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.24694638.0052/flat,800x800,070,f.u1.jpg
The 100 Ft Wall (13:42:32): "yea im against abortion, but who knows im open to suggestion \ufffd"
Shill Bill (13:42:57): damn, dickbutt's got curves for days
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:43:21): I'm for abortion. Or against it. Who Knows. I don't care. Wanna go back to my place?
The 100 Ft Wall (13:44:42): taxes are bad, but also, they aren't
Build a fence with a Pence (13:45:17): we are some weird fucking people
Build a fence with a Pence (13:45:22): but our weird
Shill Bill (13:45:26): guns dont kill people. guns do
Build a fence with a Pence (13:45:33): I kill people
Build a fence with a Pence (13:45:35): with guns
Build a fence with a Pence (13:45:45): who got weed and a vape
Build a fence with a Pence (13:45:52): i want to got to cats high as shit
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:46:01): cats?
Shill Bill (13:46:08): the play?
Build a fence with a Pence (13:46:08): the musicals
Build a fence with a Pence (13:46:19): i got tickets from work
Build a fence with a Pence (13:46:25): im bringing my lawyer frimed
The 100 Ft Wall (13:46:52): that sounds awesome lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:46:56): i got a vape you can have
Shill Bill (13:49:05): Vox is imploding
Shill Bill (13:49:12): this is fun
The 100 Ft Wall (13:49:32): good fuck vox lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:49:45): Donald Trump now has a whole country to govern, not just Breitbart Nation
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:49:46): lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:49:54): and you guys thought i was being dramatic!
The 100 Ft Wall (13:50:09): Donald Trump\u2019s election is a disaster for gunmakers. Really.
The 100 Ft Wall (13:50:31): i love how they always add "really" to the end of the articles, as if you read them and go "no way thats true" but then they got you with the "really"
The 100 Ft Wall (13:50:54): https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/11/explaining-it-all
The 100 Ft Wall (13:51:00): oh wait i think i posted this already
The 100 Ft Wall (13:51:15): i get into so many shit post battles i forget who i sent what to
The 100 Ft Wall (13:53:17): None
The 100 Ft Wall (13:55:03): Lot of firsts for trump. First president in 40 years to get elected without releasing tax returns, first to be president without prior political experience, first president to have recieved a stone cold stunner and lived to tell the tale
The 100 Ft Wall (13:55:09): http://i.giphy.com/13W4m6ZevaC5P2.gif
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:55:28): ok that's actually pretty awesome
The 100 Ft Wall (13:55:51): I hope our next president also comes out of the WWE pool
Shill Bill (13:55:59): can he just shave his head already. his hair is ridiculous
The 100 Ft Wall (13:56:12): WWE pool of minor celebrity cameo's
Shill Bill (13:56:17): John Cena for SecDef
The 100 Ft Wall (13:56:40): Putin will stump trump, Trump will then shave his head and go on a rampage Breaking Bad style
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:56:52): you know what, a trump presidency will be fun
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:57:01): look at how we are talking about him already
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:57:28): when is the last time we had a fun talk about hillary that didnt include her secret elder care facility located in the NY sewer system underneath her daughther's apartment
The 100 Ft Wall (13:57:29): lets try to make the best of it eh? lol. if he lowers capital gains taxes, we can make a killing in the stock market at least
Shill Bill (13:57:33): say that now. shit is gonna get real in january
Shill Bill (13:59:20): he's a fucking wildcard. for all we know, he'll govern from the center. but if he follows through in the same manner with which he speaks, there could be serious trouble in the not too distant future
The 100 Ft Wall (14:00:01): worst case scenario
Shill Bill (14:00:12): specifically in regard to foreign policy as that is the one domain where the President, for all intents and purposes, has free range to do so as they please
The 100 Ft Wall (14:00:27): we're forced to buy guns defend ourselves against a tyrannical rule. best case scenario, america is great, again
The 100 Ft Wall (14:03:41): You guys think how much Trump loved wikileaks and quoting wikileaks he might pardon or offer asylum to julian assange lol
Shill Bill (14:03:53): no
The 100 Ft Wall (14:03:56): https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-pardon-julian-assange
Shill Bill (14:03:58): he doesnt give a fuck
Shill Bill (14:04:33): assange did it for free. no negotiation needed. trump aint known for his charitable giving
Build a fence with a Pence (14:05:10): I honestly hope that Trump is the best presdient of all time
Build a fence with a Pence (14:05:18): just does great things
Build a fence with a Pence (14:05:23): saves the world
Build a fence with a Pence (14:05:35): and then we can look back at those people and go
Build a fence with a Pence (14:05:48): "you disgust me for not beliving in him"
Build a fence with a Pence (14:06:20): that will knock fucking those basic white biktches off there perch
The 100 Ft Wall (14:07:17): 55% of democrats say republican polcies scare them/pose a threat, 49% of republicans feel the same. stephen colbert talking on TV just riffing
The 100 Ft Wall (14:07:17): http://www.vox.com/culture/2016/11/9/13571980/stephen-colbert-election-special
The 100 Ft Wall (14:07:26): most serious i've ever seen him
The 100 Ft Wall (14:07:35): EAT YOUR TEARS LIBERAL SCUMMMMMMMMMMM
The 100 Ft Wall (14:07:44): i kid he's still a good comedian
Build a fence with a Pence (14:08:50): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/5821eda9e4b0102262411d47?timestamp=1478619046920
Build a fence with a Pence (14:08:57): i used to work with this girl
Build a fence with a Pence (14:09:03): could have banged her
The 100 Ft Wall (14:09:19): why didn't you
The 100 Ft Wall (14:09:20): you gay?
The 100 Ft Wall (14:11:16): lol this article is dumb. "I told people I was voting for the first time, so they congratulated me, but what about all the other first time voters who didn't get congratulated?"
The 100 Ft Wall (14:11:21): first off, maybe they didn't tell anyone so who cares
The 100 Ft Wall (14:11:31): second off no one should be congratuled its your civic duty to vote
The 100 Ft Wall (14:12:22): you should be shamed for not voting if you were able to, not congratulated for doing what you're supposed to. I wasn't congratulated for serving on jury duty for 18 weeks. \xa0thats just what you have to do as part of your social contract to the state
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:15:46): how come nobody thanks me for my service after jury duty???
Shill Bill (14:16:00): shining glimmer of hope from last night is that millennials outright rejected Trump. not saying it's good that hillary wouldve won. but what it does mean is that in 40 years time, this country is gonna be significantly different place
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:16:08): also it just sunk in how absurd it is that trump wants to literally build a giant wall across the US / Mexico border
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:16:19): like a giant concrete monster so high that you'd need a helicopter
The 100 Ft Wall (14:16:30): actually i guess that's a lie, my last session we met with the judge, and he said it's important what we did blah blah, and got us out of there in 5 minutes cause new jury duty selections were coming up lol
Shill Bill (14:16:32): or you know, a shovel
The 100 Ft Wall (14:16:56): the wall just got 10 feet deeper
The 100 Ft Wall (14:17:44): How to coexist, after defeat, with citizens whose views you despise\nDemocracy means accepting shocking outcomes.
The 100 Ft Wall (14:17:48): straight from Vox lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:18:40): lolol
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:18:45): only liberals think this is acceptable from their view
The 100 Ft Wall (14:19:10): does everyone now hate liberals lol
The 100 Ft Wall (14:19:13): out of us
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:19:14): but add in one word like How to coexist, after defeat, with black people whose views you despise
The 100 Ft Wall (14:19:27): What'dya mean you want a wage!
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:19:32): ive always found the smugness frustrating
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:19:38): thats why i cant find a party to align with
Shill Bill (14:20:04): the idea of being in a party is absurd
Shill Bill (14:20:14): everyone should be independents
Shill Bill (14:20:23): party system is like religion
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:20:32): agreed
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:20:34): update
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:20:37): my coworker is fucking crying
Shill Bill (14:20:38): which is most evident at the conventions
The 100 Ft Wall (14:20:40): LOL
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:20:49): what a loser lol
The 100 Ft Wall (14:21:05): go whisper in her ear pete "you're fired"
Shill Bill (14:21:25): i have every intention of removing myself from DNC in the coming days
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:21:36): i cant even handle this now, she is crying
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:21:45): now how will the US get its socialism?!
The 100 Ft Wall (14:21:46): tell her it's ok, there is always revolution
The 100 Ft Wall (14:22:06): lol
Shill Bill (14:22:11): "but i dont believe in guns"
The 100 Ft Wall (14:22:18): tell her she's a social democrat. actually that's what I think you are pete
The 100 Ft Wall (14:22:26): if you were to be labeled
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:22:27): now we have a rich white president but this one is a MEANIE!
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:22:34): social democrat? sounds sexy
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:22:42): it's like hey, i'm a democrat, but I like to go out and party
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:23:15): what is a social democrat tho
The 100 Ft Wall (14:23:26): do you have questions about capitalism but don't want to dismantle it right now?
The 100 Ft Wall (14:23:37): do you think things like social healthcare and public funded state colleges is a good idea?
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:23:37): yes lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:23:41): yes lol
The 100 Ft Wall (14:23:54): do you think socialists/communists are too extreme?
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:23:58): yeppers
The 100 Ft Wall (14:24:18): do you think the uber rich should pay more in taxes
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:24:25): hell yea
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:24:32): its like youre reading my mind
The 100 Ft Wall (14:24:37): yea I think you have all the markings of a soc dem
Shill Bill (14:24:40): pretty much socialism without the authoritarian lefty shit like Lenin.
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:24:56): cool, can i still be smug?
The 100 Ft Wall (14:25:03): only to liberals
The 100 Ft Wall (14:25:23): beware though, socialist and commies will still think lesser of you. but that's like 1% of the population
The 100 Ft Wall (14:25:25): and just like judas
The 100 Ft Wall (14:25:39): there will come a time where you are forced to decide to betray your socialist comrades for capitalists interestsa
The 100 Ft Wall (14:25:42): and you will do it
The 100 Ft Wall (14:26:27): just like Rosa Luxemburg \ufffd
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:26:33): oh ok that's fine by me
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:26:45): i want to feel like i am sticking up for the little guy but still buy a new iphone each year
The 100 Ft Wall (14:27:12): well looks like your a social democrat! congrats on your new political ideology
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:27:28): who is the thinker i can cite whenever i want to complain about something?
The 100 Ft Wall (14:27:33): now learn it thoroughly and be sure to put it into conversations it doesn't belong in
The 100 Ft Wall (14:27:34): hmm
The 100 Ft Wall (14:27:59): bernie sanders is a soc dem, you can cite nordic country models of soc dem policies working nicely
The 100 Ft Wall (14:28:29): occasionally you can cite leftist literature but you can't go too deep otherwise you'll get capitalist critique and that goes against your ideology
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:28:41): ah ok
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:28:42): hmm
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:29:17): i can still say "I dont support either candidate!" to appear superior in general elections right?
The 100 Ft Wall (14:30:16): absolutely, next election you'll probably be ablet o
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:30:31): thanks guys, I really like my new political ideology
The 100 Ft Wall (14:30:52): you'll also be allowed to rant about profit motive while at the same time aruging for the existence of money
The 100 Ft Wall (14:30:58): you got it made baby
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:31:39): I told my liberal coworker that Hillary can be Trump's Secretary of the Department of Corrections \ufffd
The 100 Ft Wall (14:31:49): did you really lol
The 100 Ft Wall (14:32:11): tell her Trump said that he's already looking into a special prosecutor to try clinton. it's not true, but he did promise it and it would be a nice shit post in real life
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:33:01): hmm i'll work it into our conversation
Shill Bill (14:33:32): Martin Skrelli to head the FDA
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:48:10): I love my new social democrat friends
The 100 Ft Wall (14:48:48): lets talk about how healthcare and college should be a right! also did I mention you're now also in favor of universal basic income and worker unions?
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:49:51): uhh yea i guess!!
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:50:34): nothing like a good union to get you really whistling while you work!
The 100 Ft Wall (14:52:18): you can say things like "Union break!"
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:54:56): I didn't choose being a social democrat, being a social democrat (was) chose(n) (for) me
Build a fence with a Pence (14:58:39): they are bringin back samuria jack
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:00:41): that show was dope
Build a fence with a Pence (15:01:05): comes back in march
Build a fence with a Pence (15:01:39): https://i.sli.mg/433BBl.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (15:01:47): press X to pay respects
Build a fence with a Pence (15:07:44): https://gfycat.com/GrimInferiorCardinal
Build a fence with a Pence (15:09:21): http://imgur.com/a/vGrSD
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:10:28): http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/29856/
Build a fence with a Pence (15:10:51): I hate white people
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:11:00): maybe you're a social democrat too!
Build a fence with a Pence (15:11:06): no
Build a fence with a Pence (15:11:14): i like rich popel
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:11:17): I'm so happy that I'm a social democrat and I love Lisa so much
Build a fence with a Pence (15:11:25): rich people have color
Build a fence with a Pence (15:11:28): only green
Build a fence with a Pence (15:12:04): Only the poor have race, gender, that shit, Rich people, you either rich or a high class escort
The 100 Ft Wall (15:12:43): due cause rich people invent race and gender to keep us divided #WAKEUPAMERIKKA
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:16:16): As a social democrat, I really enjoyed this post election recap with you guys
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:16:32): thats my new phrase btw
The 100 Ft Wall (15:17:57): As a anarcho-syndicalist marxist with chinese characteristics, I agree
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:19:49): hahaha he said he has a small dick!
The 100 Ft Wall (15:21:01): you guys ever hear of Posadists?
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:21:16): https://i.sli.mg/vOxXE4.jpg
The 100 Ft Wall (15:22:16): basically alien invasion of nuclear war will bring about the communist revolution. named after this brazilian guy Posad. \xa0some guy went around saying he's a posadist with chinese characteristsics which doesn't make any sense, unless he thinks the aliens will land in china first lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:25:07): AMERICA STATUS: UNCUCKED\n\nTRUMP STATUS: CROWNED GOD-EMPEROR OF THE GALAXY\n\nPENCE STATUS: NAMED COMMANDER OF THE SILVER FOX LEGION\n\nMEXICO STATUS: WALLED\n\nHILLARY STATUS: IMPRISONED\n\nOBAMA STATUS: FIRED\n\nSJWs AND CUCKS STATUS: MOVING TO CANADA\n\nILLEGALS STATUS: DEPORTED\n\nISIS STATUS: KNOCKED THE HELL OUT\n\nIVANKA, DONNY JR AND ERIC STATUS: TAKING OVER TRUMP ORG\n\nBARRON STATUS: PLAYING 7D QUANTIC CHESS AGAINST THE MEDIA\n\nFARAGE STATUS: STILL DRUNK FROM BREXIT\n\nPROGRAM CODENAME THE UNCUCKENING STATUS: GIVEN GREEN LIGHT\n\nWESTERN CIVILIZATION STATUS: SAVED
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:25:22): POKEMON GO\u2026.. TO JAIL
The 100 Ft Wall (15:29:23): god damn where did you find that, the_donald? lol
Shill Bill (15:30:54): Please tell me that's all you Brother Peter
The 100 Ft Wall (15:39:54): I need a day. I had planned on stopping by to see Susan B. Anthony again today in celebration of the election of the most qualified, experienced candidate to ever run for president, who happened to be a woman. And I need a day to mourn the abrupt cancellation of those plans.\nBut my dad once told me it's important to grieve and it's ok to mourn, but not to dwell.\nSo tomorrow, I will be ready to donate, and volunteer, and listen, and support. But I'm going to take a day.
The 100 Ft Wall (15:41:38): None
The 100 Ft Wall (15:41:46): lol based crazy ryan
Build a fence with a Pence (15:42:16): Ill miss Snoop Stewart and Handler
Build a fence with a Pence (15:42:27): and angry Samuel L Jackson
Shill Bill (15:43:31): Damn. Trump gonna ruin the marvel cinematic universe. Sam is my rock
Build a fence with a Pence (15:43:59): he aint gunna\xa0give up that money
Build a fence with a Pence (15:44:19): none will move, i do hop the bottom 2 are deported to mexico
Build a fence with a Pence (15:44:28): why everyone want to go to candan
Build a fence with a Pence (15:44:32): fucling racists
Shill Bill (15:44:57): Single payer healthcare for one
Build a fence with a Pence (15:45:15): Nigga you know how long those lines are
Shill Bill (15:45:28): But they do have rampant domestic spying
Build a fence with a Pence (15:45:39): Fucking Moose
Build a fence with a Pence (15:45:43): Meece?
Build a fence with a Pence (15:45:48): Mooses?
The 100 Ft Wall (15:46:55): yea none of those jews will move
The 100 Ft Wall (15:47:04): jews are jews first and country men second they just love money more than anything
The 100 Ft Wall (15:48:19): None
Shill Bill (15:48:23): So what's am I
The 100 Ft Wall (15:48:44): sorry to break it to you josh but you're not personally wealthy enough to be a Tru-Jew
Shill Bill (15:48:58): Phew
The 100 Ft Wall (16:03:57): http://imgur.com/KXOBZD0
The 100 Ft Wall (16:04:07): clinton supporters taking the news well
Shill Bill (16:04:17): Check out @SSS_joshnelson's Tweet: https://twitter.com/SSS_joshnelson/status/796374940903768064?s=09
Build a fence with a Pence (16:04:25): If Chris Evans can go from Not another Teen Movie to Captian America, Donald trump can be president
Shill Bill (16:05:48): I'm shocked with myself. I'm reveling in the tears of smug Hillary supporters more than I had expected i would
The 100 Ft Wall (16:06:28): Oh yea it's easily the biggest upside
Build a fence with a Pence (16:06:30): Welcome to the choosen people Josh, the people of not giving a fuck due to it not really effecting my day to day very much as of yet
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:06:34): hows your mom handling it josh
Shill Bill (16:06:48): Not well
Build a fence with a Pence (16:06:51): Sapuku
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:06:52): nice
The 100 Ft Wall (16:06:54): well i just love smug liberals crying
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:07:01): honestly i am loving the Trumpire now after seeing my coworker cry
The 100 Ft Wall (16:07:36): if i can continue to see smug people crying throughout these next 4 years, I might be ok with it
Shill Bill (16:07:44): She said she wants to go on anti depressants and move to Costa Rica. I told her have fun. I'll probably die in the civil war
Build a fence with a Pence (16:08:18): http://fourletternerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/h20wkj2-iron-man-vs-captain-america-who-sides-with-who-in-marvel-s-civil-war-could-the-hulk-trigger-civil-war-in-the-marvel-cin-who-can-rep.jpeg
The 100 Ft Wall (16:09:55): http://imgur.com/hXL8U4T
The 100 Ft Wall (16:10:02): jesus lol
The 100 Ft Wall (16:10:39): https://i.reddituploads.com/d996bcd8d32641e698b592b2cc343ac8?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=dae08302cd82a1c31d4b5e8b8861377e
Build a fence with a Pence (16:10:48): https://i.reddituploads.com/81d52a655a4841b1950dcea090eaa254?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=07db850d515d1c6308bf5abb3a4e2388
The 100 Ft Wall (16:10:52): the only thing this presidency will be sure to provide is a lifetime of memes
Build a fence with a Pence (16:11:12): Im cool with it
The 100 Ft Wall (16:11:50): well thats cause you're a fucking white male
Build a fence with a Pence (16:12:01): no
Build a fence with a Pence (16:12:06): the chicks i bang
Build a fence with a Pence (16:12:13): are fucking a white male
Build a fence with a Pence (16:13:23): https://i.reddituploads.com/4ddca92d3c4c47348d75851d951d2f48?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=8b9e40165f1045bbc2b84c17161a4be3
The 100 Ft Wall (16:17:15): https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/trump-picks-top-climate-skeptic-to-lead-epa-transition/
The 100 Ft Wall (16:17:20): ok it became less funny all of a sudden
Shill Bill (16:18:19): Yup. Like I said. Wait until January
Shill Bill (16:19:34): There's also a great number of areas in policy where he just doesn't care. So he'll appoint people he knows to tackle those issues. Those people may have horrific ideas
The 100 Ft Wall (16:20:10): Dave Duke, head of race relations
Shill Bill (16:20:12): Luke I don't think he personally gives a fuck about the war on drugs
Shill Bill (16:20:17): Like*
Shill Bill (16:21:12): So appoint Rudy or some other schmuck to run that area of policy and shit could get ugly. Could order crack downs on Cali and Colorado
Shill Bill (16:21:26): Weed still federally illegal
Shill Bill (16:21:36): Obama just laid back and didn't press the issue
The 100 Ft Wall (16:21:41): imagine trumps the one who says fuck it, its a good business decisions, lets make it legal
Shill Bill (16:22:01): I'd respect him more
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:22:01): nah that would piss of the authoritarian right
The 100 Ft Wall (16:22:03): imagine everything trump does for a business reasons just also happens to be super progressive lol
The 100 Ft Wall (16:22:14): Guantanamo Bay is too expensive! we have to shut it down
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:22:18): one of trump's selling points was anti-drug
Shill Bill (16:22:26): But his vocal disdain for blacks would make that a surprising move
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:22:33): LAW & ORDER
The 100 Ft Wall (16:22:34): All these military bases all over the world are costing us too much money, lets disband them and sell them back to the host nation!
The 100 Ft Wall (16:22:54): i don't recall trump really railing against drugs though tbh
The 100 Ft Wall (16:23:12): more railing against the chinese
The 100 Ft Wall (16:23:53): None
Shill Bill (16:24:07): This is novel and kinda fun to laugh at Hillary right now, but there's potential for this to go really bad once he's in office.
Shill Bill (16:24:57): I'm sure some things he'll do will actual largely benefit great numbers of people. But he's an extremist. It's either really good. Or really bad
The 100 Ft Wall (16:25:38): we'll be ok
The 100 Ft Wall (16:25:39): we're white
The 100 Ft Wall (16:26:43): https://i.sli.mg/R8He3c.png
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:26:49): lolol
The 100 Ft Wall (16:27:53): marty streamed 2 unheard wu tang tracks last night and is talking to them about releasing the private album he bought
Shill Bill (16:28:41): Hey. We all won last night. "Once Upon a Time Shaolin" to be released soon #WuTangClanAintNothinToFuckWith
The 100 Ft Wall (16:31:35): None
Build a fence with a Pence (16:33:09): they are setting up safe spaces
Build a fence with a Pence (16:33:15): to talk about the election
Build a fence with a Pence (16:33:24): im glad trump won now
The 100 Ft Wall (16:33:37): I don't have an issue with safe spaces tbh
Build a fence with a Pence (16:35:23): they are setting them up in my office
Build a fence with a Pence (16:35:28): for the employees
Build a fence with a Pence (16:35:38): thats my issue
Shill Bill (16:35:41): https://youtu.be/DAgJgJqVHAk
Build a fence with a Pence (16:35:48): just hold it in and murder everyone
The 100 Ft Wall (16:35:53): well do you have to participate in them
The 100 Ft Wall (16:36:05): or cater to views outside of their safe space
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:37:02): i get the point of a safe space but it's kind of dumb for election coverage lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:37:13): at a certain point you need to just be an adult and accept that this is the reality you live on
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:37:23): you cant cry away the Trumpire
The 100 Ft Wall (16:38:36): yea but usually safe spaces are for marginalized people who are often drowned out in main stream conversation. like trans people. i went to a trans meeting once for a college project that was a "safe space" where they could converse with other trans people without having to explain the legitimacy of being trans to the rest of the population who aren't always so kind to trans people.
The 100 Ft Wall (16:38:50): here though i do find it a little ridiculous since clinton won a majority vote
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:38:54): yea but this is for people sad about the election lol
The 100 Ft Wall (16:39:01): these people aren't marginalized in fact they're the majority
Shill Bill (16:40:23): "Hey all. I just wanted to say that, with a heavy heart, Trump was right. It's rigged."
The 100 Ft Wall (16:41:31): apaprently last night NYT or New Yorker published a late issue with Trump and "LOSER" across the front
The 100 Ft Wall (16:41:39): newsweek jumped the gun too
The 100 Ft Wall (16:41:51): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:42:24): put pepe on there
The 100 Ft Wall (16:43:02): what do you think clinton is doing right now?
The 100 Ft Wall (16:43:11): i bet getting drunk at a dive bar looking for some young bbc to take away some of the pain
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:43:44): the same thing she does every night, try and take over the world
Shill Bill (16:45:21): Crying. Plotting revenge through the back channels at the Clinton Foundation. Planning on shutting down the foundation, because Trump is gonna go after it hard
The 100 Ft Wall (16:45:35): oh shit apparently some intern tweeted this on hillarys twitter lol
The 100 Ft Wall (16:45:36): https://i.sli.mg/lHGnv8.png
Shill Bill (16:46:07): That was last week
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:46:17): the lie here is that Trump is one of the least popular candidates of all time
The 100 Ft Wall (16:48:36): if it's a lie, then we fight on that lie
The 100 Ft Wall (16:48:41): -slim charles
The 100 Ft Wall (16:50:00): lol high schools in california are walking out
The 100 Ft Wall (16:50:02): well did
The 100 Ft Wall (16:50:11): little b's couldn't even vote
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:50:29): lol i know right
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:50:32): what are they worried about, their parents paying taxes
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:50:38): them not being able to have a gay mariage in 15 years
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:50:46): get back to your beanie babies you little turds
The 100 Ft Wall (16:51:08): im wondering
The 100 Ft Wall (16:51:19): if gay marriage is repealed what happens to those who are already married
The 100 Ft Wall (16:51:37): no ex post factos laws right? you can't go back and retroactively punish someone for doing something that was legal at the time
The 100 Ft Wall (16:51:57): i see posts about gay people worried their marriage will be ended by the government
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:52:36): isnt it constitutionally protected
The 100 Ft Wall (16:53:09): i don't think the consittution says anything about marriage
Shill Bill (16:53:11): Supreme Court already ruled. Another case would have to come up through the courts and plaintiffs would have to show definitively that their constitutional rights have been infringed
The 100 Ft Wall (16:53:18): yea that's what I thought too
Shill Bill (16:53:22): Unless there's a constitutional amendment
The 100 Ft Wall (16:53:24): and how would that even come to be
The 100 Ft Wall (16:53:47): "these gay people infringed my rights somehow and it's strictly due to their being able to get married" is gonna be hard af to prove
Shill Bill (16:54:08): Something like 30+ states convene and say they want to hold constitutional Congress
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:54:26): doesnt matter if the constitution doesnt say anythign about marriage, the whole point of the supreme court is to take modern issues and somehow make it relate to a hastily written piece of paper written by unwashed slaveowners by candlelight
The 100 Ft Wall (16:55:28): a piece of paper that coincidentally when enacted directly financially benefited 45 of the 50 drafters. thats just coincidence though
Shill Bill (16:55:32): I wouldn't be shocked if one is called in the first two years of Trump presidency. GOP has dominant control over executive and legislative offices on the federal level and especially governors offices and state houses
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:56:09): what is constitutional congress
The 100 Ft Wall (16:56:09): https://twitter.com/LaughingFooty/status/796377423428329472
Shill Bill (16:56:27): If they were ever gonna act on amending the Constitution, then next two years are the most opportune time
Shill Bill (16:57:45): I may have used wing terminology. But to amend, the states say they wanna do it. Then vote on whether or not they wanna amend
Shill Bill (16:57:53): Then goes to Congress
Shill Bill (16:59:25): Article V of the Constitution prescribes how an amendment can become a part of the Constitution. While there are two ways, only one has ever been used. All 27 Amendments have been ratified after two-thirds of the House and Senate approve of the proposal and send it to the states for a vote. Then, three-fourths of the states must affirm the proposed Amendment.\n\nThe other method of passing an amendment requires a Constitutional Convention to be cal
Shill Bill (16:59:27): I had it backwards
Shill Bill (17:00:02): Woops
Shill Bill (17:00:06): The other method of passing an amendment requires a Constitutional Convention to be called by two-thirds of the legislatures of the States. That Convention can propose as many amendments as it deems necessary. Those amendments must be approved by three-fourths of the states.
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:00:22): http://www.npr.org/2016/11/09/501451368/here-is-what-donald-trump-wants-to-do-in-his-first-100-days?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=202709
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:00:38): this is interesting
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:00:54): and i wonder what they'd want to amend
Shill Bill (17:01:29): Abortion. Gay marriage. Stuff to please their base
Shill Bill (17:02:12): Trump also said he wants to see an amendment to place term limits on Congress
Shill Bill (17:02:22): Which I'm in favor of
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:02:31): same
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:02:39): but then shit like repealing obamacare to replace it with HSAs
Shill Bill (17:03:15): That's not really relevant to Constitution
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:05:05): cant wait for the keystone pipeline. fuck the environment!
Shill Bill (17:08:58): Time to put money in oil markets
Shill Bill (18:06:19): Forgot, Dave chappelle is hosting SNL Saturday
Shill Bill (18:06:23): With tribe
The 100 Ft Wall (18:18:22): I actually like a few of these, term limits, not allowing lobbying by foreign governments, not allowing foreign lobbyist raising money for american campaigns
Shill Bill (18:18:42): Yeah
Shill Bill (18:19:37): Good luck getting Congress and Senate to vote on limiting their own power though
The 100 Ft Wall (18:19:50): yea they already said they wont
The 100 Ft Wall (18:25:58): imagine we had that power
The 100 Ft Wall (18:26:08): Boss - "Brian, you're fired"
The 100 Ft Wall (18:26:17): Me - "Actually, I just took a vote on it. I'm gonna stay"
The 100 Ft Wall (18:30:22): Because we need people to vote on their own term limits how can we ever expect to get them
Shill Bill (18:33:12): States may be able to do it individually. Like Maine last night passed Ranked choice vote, which affects federal elections as well. Except president, I think. So states may be able to place term limits on the federal representatives as well. But I'm not entirely sure
Shill Bill (18:33:27): Via statewide referendums
Shill Bill (18:33:33): Let voters decide
Build a fence with a Pence (19:08:10): So the market closed 300 points up
Build a fence with a Pence (19:08:36): For being president elect for 1 day. He's doing a solid job
The 100 Ft Wall (19:12:02): eh that's still down 200 points from yesterday lol. its cause the market is run by spaztastic speculators who manipulate it for their own gain
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:12:25): As a social Democrat I think that's bad!
Build a fence with a Pence (19:12:25): You mean patriots
The 100 Ft Wall (19:12:56): every election since the 70s the day after there's a drop then a rebound. the market makers are the ones who say oh no, its uncertain in the future, drop prices! then people sell, and those in the know know it will turn right around buy up the shares on the cheap and make a quick buck
Build a fence with a Pence (19:13:18): You mean patriots.
The 100 Ft Wall (19:13:33): I mean capitalist swine
Build a fence with a Pence (19:13:56): You can sell pork bellies on the market. Yes Brian. Good your learning
The 100 Ft Wall (19:14:55): The meat industry is just another conspiracy for their involvement and lack of accountability for their part in the global warming crisis! #StayWoke #StayWarm #Cow-spiracy
Build a fence with a Pence (19:16:32): Meat is a huge factor in global warming
Build a fence with a Pence (19:17:11): My meat. From making those capitalist sluts so hot
Build a fence with a Pence (19:17:35): I will never turn down the oppuritny to make a dick joke
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:34:06): None
The 100 Ft Wall (19:37:07): Yes you can
The 100 Ft Wall (19:37:13): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:37:41): This man and his sorcery lol
Build a fence with a Pence (19:38:05): Ross Zeller looks like he is 45
The 100 Ft Wall (19:38:53): He's getting his old years in early
The 100 Ft Wall (19:39:07): Then he's gonna use up his young years, smrat
The 100 Ft Wall (19:39:11): smart*
The 100 Ft Wall (19:43:19): When we're all 45 he's gonna look like hes 20
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:43:34): He's basically Benjamin button
The 100 Ft Wall (19:45:33): Wow Ross, at 35 your hair really started coming in
The 100 Ft Wall (19:56:25): https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/09/donald-trump-white-house-hillary-clinton-liberals
Shill Bill (20:00:25): Lesson learned? Probably not
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:17:12): Jessie is going to some sex toy mlm party on Friday and needs to bring a "naughty" dessert for appetizer. I am trying to help her think of the nastiest shit possible, any suggestions? We are thing of a humongous veiny black dick cake ejaculating vanilla frosting but we are open to suggestions
Build a fence with a Pence (20:17:54): Jizz
Build a fence with a Pence (20:18:06): Just straight up jizz
The 100 Ft Wall (20:21:39): Jizz + splenda
Shill Bill (20:32:46): America really don't like Shill https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/796520362301329408?s=09
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:37:52): Fuck hill
Shill Bill (20:38:28): Now your just pandering, Pete
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:38:57): As a social Democrat I disagree
Build a fence with a Pence (20:42:57): How the fuck does little kurioboh have the best video to explain why to stop crying about the election
Shill Bill (20:43:15): Who
Build a fence with a Pence (20:43:53): Yugioh abridged guy
The 100 Ft Wall (20:44:32): Lotta people crying about it right now in a few cities
Shill Bill (20:49:00): Good day to be a white male
Shill Bill (20:50:17): I made a joke last year at Thanksgiving that I was thankful for my white privilege. There were Asians there, so it was funny. Didn't think it would be so prescient
Shill Bill (22:24:18): South Park just had bill Clinton and bill Cosby sing a duet about joining Bill Clinton's gentleman's club
Thursday, 10 November 2016
Build a fence with a Pence (04:57:25): A lot of my coworkers had videos of them at protests. I just want them to shut up and take lose gracefully. This is why everyone hates millennials.
Build a fence with a Pence (05:05:18): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1SaD-gSZO4
Build a fence with a Pence (05:06:31): She needs to calm the fuck down.
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:34:05): Protests? What the fuck? Clinton lost lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:34:17): Some people don't deserve democracy
The 100 Ft Wall (07:48:11): Tfw liberals are upset that trump said he wouldn't accept election results then do exactly that
Grab Em By The Swing States (07:50:48): Now I see why you guys want to execute every last liberal man, woman and child and bathe in their blood
The 100 Ft Wall (07:51:43): I mean trump if he is to start acting like a fascist should be protests but part of me thinks his entire campaign was one big sales call.
Grab Em By The Swing States (07:53:57): Yea don't know if he will really pull off that wall lol
Build a fence with a Pence (08:09:04): He won't.
Build a fence with a Pence (08:09:15): I'm sure like every president. He won't do shit.
Build a fence with a Pence (08:09:43): Expect Fillmore. That night got shit done
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:09:44): Sounds like something a MEXICANT would say
Build a fence with a Pence (08:10:09): He is a Presidont who Americant
The 100 Ft Wall (08:58:09): so who's got a shitty movie
The 100 Ft Wall (08:58:42): everyone down for a shitty movie + weed + maybe vidya or something on friday?
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:04:35): I'm excited, just did my first action as a social Democrat, my brother and I just got run the jewels tickets for February
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:04:43): And I'm down
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:05:36): I need to veg on vag
The 100 Ft Wall (09:05:39): Nice I just did my first action as a communist and started researching guns and gun ownership
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:06:31): I hear they are really hard to get in NJ, like you need approval from the town and police station (unless you are a cop or active military)
The 100 Ft Wall (09:07:18): yea luckily poppa trump should make it soon that I can buy when I stop for a gas fill up
The 100 Ft Wall (09:17:51): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:19:39): Electoral college needs to go in the trash lol
The 100 Ft Wall (09:19:54): one vote = one vote
The 100 Ft Wall (09:20:19): the only way mathematically for someone to win the electoral and lose the popular is if some votes in essence don't count at all
The 100 Ft Wall (09:23:36): None
The 100 Ft Wall (09:24:04): Trump needed about 50k less votes per electoral college point he got
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:25:00): i aint never goin to college - hillary
The 100 Ft Wall (09:25:18): at this pace, hillary would have needed 2.4 million more votes just to be even with Trump, which I know isn't possible but it's interesting to extrapolate
The 100 Ft Wall (09:27:20): None
The 100 Ft Wall (09:27:49): scratch that she would have needed 13 million extra votes just to tie trump with at her average rate of votes/electoral votes
The 100 Ft Wall (09:31:51): the system is fucked up lol
The 100 Ft Wall (10:14:51): last analysis
The 100 Ft Wall (10:14:54): None
The 100 Ft Wall (10:15:11): Hillary's popular vote at the rate that Trump was getting electoral votes would have handily given her the election
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:39:26): so is Ivanka now the most desirable woman in America?
Build a fence with a Pence (10:39:37): I know im in the minority in this so the cops will shoot me
Build a fence with a Pence (10:39:38): but
Build a fence with a Pence (10:39:48): i like the electorail college
Build a fence with a Pence (10:40:18): It makes sure every state is represented fairly
Build a fence with a Pence (10:40:57): how many mid western states does it take to bring down the bohemth that is the liberal sepool of California
Build a fence with a Pence (10:41:08): NY Texas and Cali would only matter then
Build a fence with a Pence (10:41:11): Maine
The 100 Ft Wall (10:41:13): it creates voter apathy more than anything imo. republican in a repubiclan state - they got it, don't need my vote. repbulican in a dem state/dem in a rep state - whats the point, my states going the other way. \xa03rd party in any state -FUCK
Build a fence with a Pence (10:41:13): Utah
Build a fence with a Pence (10:41:46): yea but say thats the same thing in a small state
Build a fence with a Pence (10:41:55): Oh everyone in utah voted for me
Build a fence with a Pence (10:41:57): thats nice
Build a fence with a Pence (10:42:09): to bad Cali and NY wanted the other guy
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:42:10): it turns the election into a game where only two parties can compete and only swing states matter
Build a fence with a Pence (10:42:31): i think it does more good then bad IMO
Build a fence with a Pence (10:42:38): but what do i know
Build a fence with a Pence (10:42:43): I only have a history degree
The 100 Ft Wall (10:42:50): plus it does unequally proportion the votes though based on who actually voted. imagien 2 states, a population of a 10 people each for 10 electoral votes. \xa0first state, everyone votes and the 10 electoral votes are given away, each vote was worth 1 electoral vote. \xa0in that other state, say there's heavy apathy, only 1 person votes, then that 1 vote is worth 10 electoral vollege votes
Build a fence with a Pence (10:43:00): https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/498006663987601408/gF4SJw82_400x400.jpeg
The 100 Ft Wall (10:43:06): well the math shows it unevenly weights votes
The 100 Ft Wall (10:43:14): but i just have a math degree what do I know
The 100 Ft Wall (10:43:20): None
Build a fence with a Pence (10:43:37): Math is for losers
Build a fence with a Pence (10:43:43): Any one ever get laid with math
Build a fence with a Pence (10:43:44): no
Build a fence with a Pence (10:43:52): any one get laid with history
Build a fence with a Pence (10:43:53): no
Build a fence with a Pence (10:44:16): so we are just virgins arguing over a system with good intentions but often brings out the worst
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:44:27): watch a beautiful mind
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:44:36): it's about john nash creating a math theory to get laid
Build a fence with a Pence (10:44:52): there boobs ?
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:45:01): no it's BYO
Build a fence with a Pence (10:45:12): well then no
Build a fence with a Pence (10:45:27): I only buy my boobs
The 100 Ft Wall (10:51:01): fuck the electoral college imo. it's only purpose to keep the 2 party system at this point.
Build a fence with a Pence (10:52:59): Its not great
Build a fence with a Pence (10:53:15): but its also to keep miniorties from being drowned out
Build a fence with a Pence (10:53:36): Ill use math for you gay nerd
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:53:46): nah gerrymandering keeps em out
Build a fence with a Pence (10:54:58): If someone says hey we are going to tax the top 1% at 100% to pay for the rest of the 99% people's living, then it would pass in a true democracy 99 vs 1
Build a fence with a Pence (10:55:01): but
Build a fence with a Pence (10:55:35): the EC was put in place to say that everyone has a right to be heard anf the 99% cant drown out the 1%
Build a fence with a Pence (10:55:51): The lower 99% are the worst type of people
Build a fence with a Pence (10:55:54): Poor People
Build a fence with a Pence (10:56:30): I think its a necessary evil
The 100 Ft Wall (10:56:36): instead we let the 1% boss around 99% percent aka democracy in the capitalist state \ufffd
Build a fence with a Pence (10:57:04): yea but we dont vote on that, thats just given to us, TO ARMS COMARDES
Build a fence with a Pence (10:57:26): WE MUST DESTROY THE PROLTARATE
The 100 Ft Wall (10:57:50): marc like it or not you are the proletariat at the moment lol
The 100 Ft Wall (10:57:58): you sell your labor, you're a prole just like us
Build a fence with a Pence (10:58:17): i also sell my body
Build a fence with a Pence (10:58:29): 50 bucks gets you a good time
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:58:44): Marx's Theory of SMV
Build a fence with a Pence (10:58:59): Why do the Chads have all the value
The 100 Ft Wall (10:59:00): i'm a sexual socialist
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:59:20): I'm defnitely far left in the sexual market
Build a fence with a Pence (10:59:20): why cant we split it even as the fat neckbeards deserve a chance to bang tens
The 100 Ft Wall (10:59:21): 10% of chads own 80% of women! wheres the democracy in that
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:59:27): i need sexual handouts
Build a fence with a Pence (10:59:36): they are called hanjobs
The 100 Ft Wall (10:59:37): go to sweden and get disabled
The 100 Ft Wall (10:59:43): they give money to disabled peopel to visit brothels
Build a fence with a Pence (10:59:44): wait what
Build a fence with a Pence (10:59:58): like can i pretend to be disable
Build a fence with a Pence (11:00:01): like a ringer
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:00:15): well a non disabled person can probably just fuck a whore on their own
Build a fence with a Pence (11:00:17): someone get me johnny knoxville on the phone
The 100 Ft Wall (11:00:30): might be the netherlands. some European country i know subsidizes handicap people's prostitute expenses
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:00:31): sweden is such a weird country
Build a fence with a Pence (11:01:00): Europe is Weird
Build a fence with a Pence (11:01:07): I cab see why England left
The 100 Ft Wall (11:02:06): speak for yourselves that seems like a good thing
The 100 Ft Wall (11:02:10): disabled people need sex too
The 100 Ft Wall (11:02:15): or sexual contact at least
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:02:34): nobody is entitled to sex though lol
The 100 Ft Wall (11:02:54): imagine being paralyzed AND not getting attention from women. they have higher suicide rates. \xa0i imagine lack of intimacy is a contributing factor
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:02:55): it's a privilege
The 100 Ft Wall (11:03:03): yea but hookers will always exist anyways
The 100 Ft Wall (11:03:12): why not help ease some mental suffering
The 100 Ft Wall (11:03:17): for those who are physically already suffering
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:03:38): because if you extrapolate that thinking for other guys who arent getting laid it starts to turn women into fuckholes
The 100 Ft Wall (11:04:02): well personally prostitution should be legal anyways
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:04:12): yea agreed
The 100 Ft Wall (11:04:14): otherwise right now they're owned by pimps and are fuckholes without workers rights
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:04:19): but I doubt it will happen in the US for a long time
The 100 Ft Wall (11:04:34): oh for sure we're so backwards. europe leads the way in sexual exploration
The 100 Ft Wall (11:05:10): None
Build a fence with a Pence (11:08:15): isnt the whole point of Euro trip that
Build a fence with a Pence (11:08:28): and then he bangs the American Chick
Build a fence with a Pence (11:08:35): because America is better
Build a fence with a Pence (11:09:01): sure Europe might tie you down and have its way, but America is that sweet make love style
Build a fence with a Pence (11:09:06): get some Barry White
Build a fence with a Pence (11:09:10): nice wine
Build a fence with a Pence (11:09:14): and make love
Build a fence with a Pence (11:09:25): Europe is a hooker at a truck stop
Build a fence with a Pence (11:09:32): bang you take your shit anf leave
Build a fence with a Pence (11:09:43): I shoud be a politcal\xa0commentator
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:09:59): the color commentator
Build a fence with a Pence (11:12:49): no, we need a black guy for colored commentator, wow Pete, trying to take POC jobs
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:14:44): We just call them commentators now
The 100 Ft Wall (11:15:09): can we talk about the real issues now please
The 100 Ft Wall (11:15:11): like gamergate
Shill Bill (11:17:12): I'm gonna be commenting on all this shit on an internet radio show at 130
Shill Bill (11:17:25): I'm stealing all your ideas and not giving you all any credit
The 100 Ft Wall (11:17:39): you fucking bitch
The 100 Ft Wall (11:17:43): what internet radio show
The 100 Ft Wall (11:18:01): i want to listen so I can call in and say "I know that guy, hes a jew, don't trust him"
Shill Bill (11:18:43): http://www.villageconnectionmagazine.com/radio.html
The 100 Ft Wall (11:19:06): how'd you get on this show?
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:19:35): once you get on you should just start yelling PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS until they cut you off
Shill Bill (11:19:40): It's the guys show that's writing the book about the rock and roll hall of fame guy my dad is friends with. Also a screenwriter
The 100 Ft Wall (11:20:03): oh sheesh
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:20:15): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3RsJBhhswI
The 100 Ft Wall (11:20:23): you better pitch Hand-Dad or Army-Bud
Shill Bill (11:20:31): I just texted him last night when I was drunk and said, hey man. I'm a millennial. I need to vent
The 100 Ft Wall (11:20:45): and he said why not do it publicly on the radio?
Shill Bill (11:21:48): Yeah. No questions asked
The 100 Ft Wall (11:21:56): nice
The 100 Ft Wall (11:22:05): you're talking about the election?
Shill Bill (11:22:59): Yeah I assume. I don't know how large the following is, but I do know there were some heavy hitter classic rock types interviewed in weeks past
The 100 Ft Wall (11:23:28): if he asks you if you think trump won because of the racist vote what's your take
The 100 Ft Wall (11:23:51): cause i keep seeing that and it kind of pisses me off/ignores the larger issue/feeds fuel to the trump's base
Shill Bill (11:24:16): That's not what happened
Shill Bill (11:24:27): Dem vote was down
Shill Bill (11:24:39): Hillary fucked up and didn't strategize properly
Shill Bill (11:24:42): Her fault
Shill Bill (11:24:59): Did Trump fire up racists, yes
Shill Bill (11:25:09): Did they win it for him, no
The 100 Ft Wall (11:26:09): None
Shill Bill (11:30:08): I do have a radical idea that I haven't heard floated before that I may mention on the show... getting rid of the presidency as we know it and replacing it with a Governing Council, made up of the governors of all fifty States
Shill Bill (11:30:21): Electoral college has problems
The 100 Ft Wall (11:30:21): i was just thinking maybe having a president is a mistake
Shill Bill (11:30:34): Marc is right the EC protects minorities
Shill Bill (11:31:10): But pop vote would mean that candidates focus most of time and attention to population centers ie Dems
Shill Bill (11:31:31): The problem as I see it is the national referendum model
The 100 Ft Wall (11:31:42): as it is right now, the onyl way for all votes to equally count under an electoral model is for 100% of people to vote. which has never ever happened in our country
Shill Bill (11:32:25): But if you distribute the executive powers through the governors offices, you still protect voices from your state
Shill Bill (11:33:28): Perhaps they elect a President amongst themselves
Shill Bill (11:33:53): That's how we get a speaker of the house
Shill Bill (11:34:21): That's how UK gets their prime minister
Shill Bill (11:35:33): Obvious kinks to work out, but I feel it's a viable alternative
Build a fence with a Pence (11:43:43): Well im in to listen
Build a fence with a Pence (11:43:52): Mention Next Gen Biz Men
The 100 Ft Wall (11:44:12): my boss said all the protesters should be shot lol. "if you stab someone you go to jail, if you shoot someone you go to jail, if you're illegal you don't. are people that stupid?" i don't get how that relates to the protests.
Build a fence with a Pence (11:44:19): can i listen to it on the interent
The 100 Ft Wall (11:44:35): yea i want to listen
The 100 Ft Wall (11:44:53): i want you to say what we're all thinking
The 100 Ft Wall (11:45:06): that we now have the hottest first lady
Build a fence with a Pence (11:45:32): Slow your roll
Build a fence with a Pence (11:45:37): Lady Bird Johnson
Build a fence with a Pence (11:45:43): one fine piece of Assss
Build a fence with a Pence (11:46:04): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/MrsJohnson.png/220px-MrsJohnson.png
Shill Bill (11:46:04): Yeah you can listen online
Build a fence with a Pence (11:46:10): link me bor
Shill Bill (11:46:39): http://www.villageconnectionmagazine.com/radio.html
Build a fence with a Pence (11:46:42): Fuck i broke my headphones
Build a fence with a Pence (11:46:54): someone record it
Shill Bill (11:47:31): It'll be online to listen to at your earliest convenience
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:51:34): what time is it again
The 100 Ft Wall (11:51:58): an hour before the dentist appointment
Shill Bill (11:51:58): 130
The 100 Ft Wall (11:52:00): of tooth hurty
The 100 Ft Wall (11:54:28): None
The 100 Ft Wall (11:55:02): Did I tell you guys my parallel universe theory about this election
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:57:19): do tell
The 100 Ft Wall (11:59:51): So I know you're all aware of parallel universes in theory. There's a main universe that is focused on typically, and all other universes are reflections of the main one with some quirk.\n\nWe are NOT the main universe. \xa0We are a paralell one, and our quirk is that whatever becomes a meme on the internet, becomes real. \xa0Like death note. \xa0Think, Leicester won the league through memes, Cubs won, Meek Mill got memed out of existence by Drake even going through a meme powerpoint on stage, and now, Trump has shitposted his way to the presidency
The 100 Ft Wall (12:00:30): So really all we have to do, to actually make America great again, is to make memes about how it becomes great/what is like. Which really suits my desires for activism, and to not really do anything besides look at funny internet pictures.
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:03:14): is Harambe a meme because he is dead or is he dead became he is a meme?
The 100 Ft Wall (12:05:01): Harambe lives on through memes
The 100 Ft Wall (12:05:04): True legends never die
The 100 Ft Wall (12:05:22): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:05:33): also some erotic hillary fan fiction for you guys, its hilarious lol
The 100 Ft Wall (12:05:45): http://i.imgur.com/TWNipYR.jpg
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:06:11): i'll watch this later when i am alone and having a glass of red wine in the tub
The 100 Ft Wall (12:08:26): ill give ya a taste
The 100 Ft Wall (12:08:40): "Do you want me to touch it Barack? Would that make you feel better?"
The 100 Ft Wall (12:09:01): "My two blackberries are turning into blueberries," Obama said. Hew as back to whining. \xa0"Do you know how long it's been?"
The 100 Ft Wall (12:13:19): this good smut is giving me 2 blueberries know what i am saying
Build a fence with a Pence (12:36:25): that was amazing
The 100 Ft Wall (12:36:37): yea you guys should read the pic if you have time the whole thing is hilarious
Build a fence with a Pence (12:37:02): we have to break up
The 100 Ft Wall (12:37:47): "But why?" hillary was getting upset. She liked having both Donald and Bernie in her life.
The 100 Ft Wall (12:38:15): "No, not us, Hillary. The banks. \xa0We have to break up the big banks."
Build a fence with a Pence (13:07:54): I feel like michelle obama\xa0would give the worst handjobs
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:08:50): Only one way to find out
The 100 Ft Wall (13:09:36): idk her arms look like she has the stamina to go a while which could come in HANDy
The 100 Ft Wall (13:09:47): get it do you get it
The 100 Ft Wall (13:09:51): CUM in HANDy
The 100 Ft Wall (13:10:05): because i am a man and i come and she has good hands that i cum in do you get it
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:10:13): What is cum?
Build a fence with a Pence (13:15:30): Cumin the spice
The 100 Ft Wall (13:26:57): josh wahats the name of the radio show you're going on
The 100 Ft Wall (13:27:04): or is it the default one when you go to the webpage
The 100 Ft Wall (13:29:50): Mr. Marguilies, really talented writer/blogger
The 100 Ft Wall (13:29:53): FUCKING PLUG NGBM YOU BITCH
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:29:55): lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:30:00): wait till they hear about bird rape
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:30:18): josh's voice makes me cum
The 100 Ft Wall (13:30:29): he's got a voice and face for radio
The 100 Ft Wall (13:30:50): LOL
The 100 Ft Wall (13:37:30): im in the chat
The 100 Ft Wall (13:37:42): join me
The 100 Ft Wall (13:37:56): this is more important than work
Build a fence with a Pence (13:39:00): im in
Build a fence with a Pence (13:39:06): and i cant even hear ior
The 100 Ft Wall (13:39:38): \ufffd
The 100 Ft Wall (13:39:46): oh man josh is getting questioned on whitelash
Build a fence with a Pence (13:40:10): Say the russians did it
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:40:14): dont let em shake you josh, white is right
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:40:19): P O W E R
Build a fence with a Pence (13:40:47): MDawg420
Build a fence with a Pence (13:55:23): we are retarded
The 100 Ft Wall (13:57:08): josh I have a full brain and I don't think you're funny at all
Shill Bill (14:00:16): man, I had so much more to say
Shill Bill (14:00:24): 30 minutes flew by. shit
The 100 Ft Wall (14:00:36): next time just talk over the host
The 100 Ft Wall (14:00:39): go no you listen to ME
The 100 Ft Wall (14:00:48): the streets will run with burgundy's blood
The 100 Ft Wall (15:15:19): None
Shill Bill (15:15:58): Highly regrettable choices
The 100 Ft Wall (15:58:18): http://www.theonion.com/articleslideshow/america-chooses-glass-ceiling-look-back-hillary-cl-54613#0
The 100 Ft Wall (16:05:46): http://www.theonion.com/article/area-liberal-no-longer-recognizes-fanciful-wildly--54670
Build a fence with a Pence (16:06:02): HRC
Build a fence with a Pence (16:06:08): Hilary Really Choked
The 100 Ft Wall (16:06:25): Blew a 3-1 lead
The 100 Ft Wall (16:06:35): Stole a 3-1 lead from Bernie, and then blew it
Build a fence with a Pence (16:07:43): Cali blew another 3-1 lead over Ohio
The 100 Ft Wall (16:15:03): https://i.redd.it/abgwsajvagwx.jpg
The 100 Ft Wall (16:16:30): anarchy babyyyy
The 100 Ft Wall (16:21:16): None
The 100 Ft Wall (16:25:37): None
The 100 Ft Wall (16:25:47): lol i love that little shit bags smug look and sun glasses
The 100 Ft Wall (16:34:30): https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/796786507092660224
The 100 Ft Wall (16:34:40): unheard nirvana stuff streamed by shkreli
The 100 Ft Wall (16:35:36): nevermidn think i was lied to
Build a fence with a Pence (16:39:46): dont you do this to me ricky booby
The 100 Ft Wall (16:46:20): None
The 100 Ft Wall (16:46:33): at least our next secretary of state is very smart and he knows it lol
Shill Bill (16:50:58): Think he's got a PhD in history or some shit. Address him by his real name, Doctor Mr Secretary
Build a fence with a Pence (16:51:27): https://i.imgur.com/O5TSWFX.jpg
Shill Bill (16:54:34): https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/796825797323526145
Shill Bill (16:54:52): DNC gonna be a mess
The 100 Ft Wall (16:55:36): Thank you Based-Zach
The 100 Ft Wall (16:55:48): Course still sucks we will die from climate change but eh, that's life amritie
Build a fence with a Pence (16:56:06): This is Brittant and KFed all over again
Build a fence with a Pence (16:56:24): who would have thaough Kevin Feddlerine would have been the sane one
Build a fence with a Pence (16:56:32): just like the RNC is now
Build a fence with a Pence (16:59:40): http://i.imgur.com/aXeHYaU.jpg
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:33:34): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:33:44): Unrelated, I'm just over the election
The 100 Ft Wall (18:39:45): Idk I'm growing anxious
The 100 Ft Wall (18:40:11): PSL party finally contacted me, asked me to come to the Harlem protest and to pack heat
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:41:40): Time to start thinning the herd if you get my drift ;)
The 100 Ft Wall (18:43:06): Big ass usa flag hanging behind shop rite now in the construction rental yard between 2 cherry picks
Shill Bill (18:43:26): Trump is back in NYC tonight. I feel like someone is going to try and do something really rash.
The 100 Ft Wall (18:43:48): I was talking about this with my coworker today we both said the same
The 100 Ft Wall (18:44:22): Just saying "president trump" out loud feels absurd tbh
Shill Bill (18:45:21): Yeah. But it's reality. And great deal of blame lies with DNC
Shill Bill (18:45:46): That's where these protesters need to focus their attention
Shill Bill (18:45:50): IMHO
The 100 Ft Wall (18:46:05): Well too late for that
The 100 Ft Wall (18:46:11): They just wanna bash the fash
Shill Bill (18:47:12): He ain't that yet. But he's teetering on becoming one. Then there's justification for outage, but we're not there at the moment
The 100 Ft Wall (18:51:47): Yea I'm going to be anxious until his inauguration
The 100 Ft Wall (18:52:13): I'm afraid of the accelerationism now
Shill Bill (19:01:57): Like I said earlier, you may think you want it, but what it actually means is truly horrific
The 100 Ft Wall (19:08:49): I was talking to my mom abo it my fear of the environment mentioned wind power, she said oh they complained it killed birds. Steves solution was to fry up the dead bird and feed the homeless, boom problem solved
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:11:51): Steve for president
The 100 Ft Wall (19:13:00): 2 birds one stone
Build a fence with a Pence (19:19:49): Two birds one wind turbine
Build a fence with a Pence (19:38:54): How do I reach these keedddzzzz
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:40:04): Donald Trump as president is probably the best thing to ever happen to South park
The 100 Ft Wall (19:46:00): now that it's over, it;s almost hard to remember how it all began
The 100 Ft Wall (19:46:02): https://i.redd.it/e7p4q2uuanwx.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (19:47:44): This old black guy next to me is reading brebart. I guess he wants to fit in during the Trumpire
Build a fence with a Pence (20:01:35): YouTube is censoring a video that shows Clinton supporters beating up a trump voter. Guess you can't say you are the morally right group with that out in the open
The 100 Ft Wall (22:48:26): I believe violence is appropriate in regards to fascism and fascist regimes. Some people liken donald to a fascist regime but I do think it's too early to start beating up old supporters of his.
The 100 Ft Wall (22:49:20): Marc, what would you think about doing a Marx with Marc podcast where we read a short socialist piece to you and get your reaction? we could do the reverse as well to keep things fair
The 100 Ft Wall (22:50:45): you could read a piece of literature representing your ideology to one of us and get our take.
Friday, 11 November 2016
Build a fence with a Pence (05:02:09): I'd just make you guys read rap lyrics
Build a fence with a Pence (05:02:25): But I'd do it
Build a fence with a Pence (05:02:46): Just throw a K in Marc. To protect my identity
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:55:13): How do you think Marx would react to Wu Tang Clan's "Shame on a Nigga"
Build a fence with a Pence (06:55:47): Or how RZA would react to the Communist Manifesto
Grab Em By The Swing States (06:57:16): Hed probably love it but wish it included more kung fu
Build a fence with a Pence (07:50:43): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (07:53:19): M A G A
Shill Bill (07:55:19): What movie we watching later?
Build a fence with a Pence (07:58:55): MASA.
Build a fence with a Pence (07:59:03): Make America Skate Again
Build a fence with a Pence (07:59:07): And cyber bully
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:04:27): Fateful findings? Very relevant now
Shill Bill (08:05:01): Haven't seen either of these
Build a fence with a Pence (08:05:46): Hilary's America
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:06:27): https://youtu.be/aFgQ34b96_U
Shill Bill (08:09:10): Hillary's America is now a true alternate reality scifi drama
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:09:43): That feel when you'll never know if Hilary's America was true or not \U0001f630
Shill Bill (08:31:02): My god, Pete. That trailer.
The 100 Ft Wall (08:37:49): I'm down for fateful findings lol
Shill Bill (08:38:01): Marc won't have a good night
Build a fence with a Pence (08:53:49): i can laugh at my faith
The 100 Ft Wall (08:54:12): If you can't laugh at yourself at all, life is going to be hard in general
Build a fence with a Pence (08:55:05): my favorite parts are how the left is portyied in these things
Build a fence with a Pence (08:55:14): like in Gods not Dead
Build a fence with a Pence (08:55:35): it was so funny how a proffessor would fail someone who said God isnt dead
Build a fence with a Pence (08:55:40): its philopshy
Build a fence with a Pence (08:55:48): that teacher is drunk anyway
The 100 Ft Wall (08:55:53): oh that's that christian movie right
The 100 Ft Wall (08:56:07): that tries to make atheists look terrible
Build a fence with a Pence (08:56:37): which is stupid
The 100 Ft Wall (08:57:12): i mean some atheists are idiots
Build a fence with a Pence (08:57:14): i just use brian and it shows people athiest are stupid
The 100 Ft Wall (08:57:16): just look at /r/atheism
The 100 Ft Wall (08:57:25): alright good burn lol
Build a fence with a Pence (08:57:59): i tried using josh but they kept saying stop using hyperbole
Build a fence with a Pence (08:59:32): http://i.imgur.com/thy8Pk7.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (09:03:45): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbygriZT1Xw&feature=youtu.be
Build a fence with a Pence (09:04:08): Ann Coulter should get to DDT all those people
The 100 Ft Wall (09:05:02): Fuck Bill Maher
Build a fence with a Pence (09:05:05): I would have just shit on Bill Mahur if i was her now. Be like you still laughing, this my house now
Build a fence with a Pence (09:05:23): Bill Maher and Ricky Gervas give atheist a bad name
Shill Bill (09:05:47): She also said Trump was just doing his standard retard impression when he made fun of that disabled reporter
Build a fence with a Pence (09:06:01): Be like NDT be like hey im athiest,\xa0but look at science
Shill Bill (09:06:02): But to be fair, Maher said Trump would win
Shill Bill (09:06:23): Or that it was very likely
The 100 Ft Wall (09:06:32): lol NDT is kind of a butt, he's the posterboy of /r/iamverysmart now
Build a fence with a Pence (09:06:43): i mean he is
Build a fence with a Pence (09:06:50): like if 1 dude gets to do that
Build a fence with a Pence (09:06:52): its him
Build a fence with a Pence (09:07:15): he is the head of the biggest planetuim in the world, not a dude in a basement
Shill Bill (09:07:37): What if that planetarium is in a basement
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:07:48): He is smart rho and good in cosmos
The 100 Ft Wall (09:07:52): yea some people on reddit said they won a prize to have him come and present at their college and they got to have dinner with him. they said he was just an asshole
The 100 Ft Wall (09:07:53): and gassy
The 100 Ft Wall (09:07:55): said he farted alot
Build a fence with a Pence (09:08:36): Listen i can only get so hard
Build a fence with a Pence (09:08:50): smart farting asshole
Build a fence with a Pence (09:08:52): sign me up
Build a fence with a Pence (09:09:08): http://i.imgur.com/RjlHlxe.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (09:11:35): https://i.imgur.com/RJsV0Uc.jpg
Shill Bill (09:12:25): Marc, who would you vote for in a Trump v Bernie election in 2020?
Shill Bill (09:12:41): Given your current perception of the candidates
The 100 Ft Wall (09:12:51): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:13:46): Bernie ain't running in 2020
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:13:51): He'll be ancient
The 100 Ft Wall (09:14:17): He said he would consider it
Shill Bill (09:14:26): Just asking a hypothetical. Trump ain't young either
Shill Bill (09:14:46): Oldest person ever elected
Build a fence with a Pence (09:14:48): As of Right now
Build a fence with a Pence (09:14:56): Id go Trump
Build a fence with a Pence (09:15:04): Bernie is a great guy
Build a fence with a Pence (09:15:13): and belives he is right and wants to fight for it
Build a fence with a Pence (09:15:18): which i admire
Build a fence with a Pence (09:15:46): but I fundamentally disagree\xa0with his socialistic policies
Build a fence with a Pence (09:15:56): and he wont beat Trump in a re election
Shill Bill (09:16:27): Fair enough. "Marx with Marc" should be fun
Build a fence with a Pence (09:16:41): im down
Build a fence with a Pence (09:16:48): do i get it droped on me that day
Build a fence with a Pence (09:16:52): or do i have time to read it
Shill Bill (09:17:10): Nah. We read it to you. You react
The 100 Ft Wall (09:17:16): ah
Shill Bill (09:17:19): Then you read us some capitalist stuff
The 100 Ft Wall (09:17:19): i was gonna say you can read it
Shill Bill (09:17:35): Either way, we just need your reaction
The 100 Ft Wall (09:17:36): it might be better if you had responses thought ahead o f time
The 100 Ft Wall (09:17:37): yea
Build a fence with a Pence (09:17:47): im better off the cuff
The 100 Ft Wall (09:17:57): alrighty then lol
Build a fence with a Pence (09:18:11): just let me know the basis of the articles and i can listen yo you
Build a fence with a Pence (09:18:14): or read it
Build a fence with a Pence (09:18:24): like i read it then we go live
The 100 Ft Wall (09:19:08): I think we were going with "The Principles of Communism" by Frederich Engels, Marx's bff. It's written in a question-answer response, 25 questions, explaining what communism is based on
Shill Bill (09:19:11): Nah, has to be read as part of recording
Shill Bill (09:20:50): So read a passage, then reaction. Listeners would have to know what you're reacting to
The 100 Ft Wall (09:41:02): https://medium.com/@SeanBlanda/the-other-side-is-not-dumb-2670c1294063#.r9kfhrrsn
Build a fence with a Pence (09:50:02): that is really well written and right
Build a fence with a Pence (09:50:23): we live in echo chambers and people who arent in contact with diverse opionons dont\xa0understand
The 100 Ft Wall (09:52:50): yup. i think the controversial opinion game thing is a good idea
Build a fence with a Pence (09:52:56): it is
Build a fence with a Pence (09:53:07): i always try to understand the other side now
Build a fence with a Pence (09:53:16): like what i said about bernie earlier
The 100 Ft Wall (09:53:56): yea agreed. it's bad to live in an echo chamber. \xa0im just lucky my echo chamber is the right one
Build a fence with a Pence (09:53:56): i diagree with his politics doenst make him stupid or evil
Shill Bill (09:55:01): Mandatory weekly community teleconference with other random American communities. No show = fine/tax
The 100 Ft Wall (09:55:58): well that would only hurt poorer people who can't make the teleconference due to working long hours. but i do think that's a good idea otherwise. \xa0the liberal bubble that has just burst shows its a necessity
Build a fence with a Pence (09:56:43): yea trump winning showed how unaware the media is to most of america
The 100 Ft Wall (09:57:04): that's what happens when they're pushing a narrative instead of reporting truth
The 100 Ft Wall (09:59:20): The Port Authority is gonna be in financial trouble real soon
The 100 Ft Wall (09:59:24): how do you short a government institution
The 100 Ft Wall (10:08:36): seriously though listen this shit it's crazy
The 100 Ft Wall (10:08:50): people working at Port Authority right now have been out of contract for about 10 years
The 100 Ft Wall (10:10:40): so when a new contract finally is made, thats 10 years of retro pay for thousands of people, probably around 1.5% or more since the Port Authority does NOT have to follow a 2% cap like the rest of NJ,their salaries which are around 100k right now on average. and in their audited financial statement where you're supposed to disclose things like possible upcoming costs, this is not even mentioned anywhere
The 100 Ft Wall (10:15:21): and this is for every employee, Port Authority Police, Sergant Bureau, Detective Bureau, Lt Bureau,, Mechanics, and everyone else who works there. \xa0it's gonna be a nightmare
The 100 Ft Wall (10:25:03): they employ almost 7000 people now. also anyone who retired in the past 10 years will be entitled to retro pay up to their retirement as well. shit is gonna get fucked up.
Shill Bill (10:30:14): Go Chris Christie
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:39:24): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:39:29): yes liberal tears, flow freely
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:39:35): thats my friend from college lol
The 100 Ft Wall (10:42:03): im so glad we all hate liberals now lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:43:20): None
Build a fence with a Pence (10:44:40): does she mean the volience towards trump supporters in major metropltian areas
Build a fence with a Pence (10:45:05): I dont even wear my Make Media Great Again hat
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:45:23): MMGA
The 100 Ft Wall (10:45:56): I'm prepared, me a my little friend, an Eagle from the Desert \ufffd
Build a fence with a Pence (10:46:36): Im more a fan of the TMNT, I got some Uz if you catch my drift
Build a fence with a Pence (10:47:07): Im also a huge fan of my Anna Kendirck\xa0collection, i have 47 of AKs movies
Build a fence with a Pence (10:47:33): also a big fan of gum
Build a fence with a Pence (10:47:41): fully loaded Bazooka Joes
Build a fence with a Pence (10:48:13): I also have been catfishing people on line saying im an M16
Build a fence with a Pence (10:48:53): also some really cool clocks great clocks, glocks
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:48:56): I was thinking of getting a new water pipe\xa0to smoke from. I hear that Roor makes some water pipes that are the bomb. I looked into the alternatives, but every review I read says Roor trumps the competition and towers\xa0over other methods of smoking
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:49:16): see if you can find the hidden message!
Build a fence with a Pence (10:50:14): there is a bomb in the lasagna
Build a fence with a Pence (10:50:36): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmHlh6tQAO4
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:57:28): look at this liberal
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:57:32): None
The 100 Ft Wall (10:58:00): Reply "You would say that whitey"
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:58:54): it is my fantasy to do a reply all to an email like that
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:59:06): and have 300k people read my shit
The 100 Ft Wall (10:59:47): To Meg:\n\nDo you have room in your liberal bubble for one more? I want to get away from this reality.\n\nPete "The Social Democrat" Sperlazzo
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:00:12): By the way, I'm a Social Democrat.
The 100 Ft Wall (11:00:30): P.S. Bernie was robbed
The 100 Ft Wall (11:01:52): we have new clients at my office. my boss loves sharing his political views with people he's known less than an hour
Shill Bill (11:01:58): Brian, we did it.
The 100 Ft Wall (11:03:44): Guys, honest and serious question. What markets/industries/products do you think will do well under a Trump presidency A) if he does what he says and B) if he doesn't
The 100 Ft Wall (11:03:56): need to know both so hedging bets can be done
The 100 Ft Wall (11:06:14): Steel jumped 30% after trump was announced, Private Prisons jumped 55%
Shill Bill (11:06:47): Yeah, Brian and I started a spreadsheet of evil
The 100 Ft Wall (11:07:00): How do we capitalize on white power
The 100 Ft Wall (11:07:28): how do you short mosques
Shill Bill (11:08:39): We want to capitalize on misogyny and islamophobia
Shill Bill (11:09:20): Sadly not a joke
The 100 Ft Wall (11:10:04): I was thinking something has got to spike on inauguration day but I don't know what.
The 100 Ft Wall (11:14:17): "Man, who would have expected the ride we\u2019re all having right now? This is pretty amazing\u2026. Who would have thought that this circus would come to town?\nBut, you know\u2014it may not be good for America, but it\u2019s damn good for CBS, that\u2019s all I got to say.\nSo what can I say? It\u2019s\u2014you know, the money\u2019s rolling in, and this is fun." -Les Moonves on Trump being elected
Shill Bill (11:14:49): Fuck that
The 100 Ft Wall (11:18:29): This is what I told my mom last night and she got pissed. I told her Hillary was the rich peoples Plan A and Trump was Plan B. \xa0Not like they're going to hate his tax cuts or anything. \xa0She got pissed. \xa0IT WAS ALL A RUSEEE
The 100 Ft Wall (11:26:44): i just want to get high
The 100 Ft Wall (11:26:58): fuck this gay democracy
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:33:37): do you guys ever feel like your societal/political problems are just self inflicted lol
Shill Bill (11:33:59): No
Shill Bill (11:34:48): I took the red pill willingly
Shill Bill (11:34:56): I chose to be informed
The 100 Ft Wall (11:35:30): don't call it the red pill lol
The 100 Ft Wall (11:35:51): yea self inflicted, by humanity, on humanity
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:36:21): but you choose to seek out stuff that affirms your views right
The 100 Ft Wall (11:36:42): reality has a communist bias
Build a fence with a Pence (11:39:27): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv9hn4IGofM
Shill Bill (11:40:22): Just reading critiques an analysis of current capitalist system is revealing in and of itself
Build a fence with a Pence (11:40:37): they just presented us some stuff
Build a fence with a Pence (11:40:47): https://userscontent2.emaze.com/images/e97186c1-9b71-45bc-a741-9ef279ab17b3/8cc1ffe4-ceed-4b27-9771-7435871e3e60.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (11:40:54): Thats a full grown one
Build a fence with a Pence (11:41:04): snakes aint gunna\xa0fuck with dat
The 100 Ft Wall (11:41:09): That is fucking magestic tbh
The 100 Ft Wall (11:41:13): majestic*
Build a fence with a Pence (11:41:22): dat jump
Build a fence with a Pence (11:41:26): like a movie
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:42:10): Here is something you can't understand, how an iguana can just kill a man
The 100 Ft Wall (11:42:48): damn that video was intesnse
The 100 Ft Wall (11:43:03): i thought he was a goner when got tangled up and the was lol nope see ya
Build a fence with a Pence (11:43:11): He was trump
Build a fence with a Pence (11:43:17): Fuck these scandals
Build a fence with a Pence (11:43:23): to the white house
Build a fence with a Pence (11:43:54): then the one at the top was melinia
Build a fence with a Pence (11:44:03): gunna get some lizard strange tonoghjt
Build a fence with a Pence (11:59:26): http://i.imgur.com/RLHMowU.jpg
Shill Bill (12:00:22): WNBA is gonna be sick in ten years time
Build a fence with a Pence (12:01:17): http://www.inquisitr.com/3704461/hillary-voters-owe-it-to-america-to-stop-calling-everyone-a-nazi-and-start-reading-wikileaks/
Build a fence with a Pence (12:01:18): lol
Shill Bill (12:02:48): I feel good that we we're all in the fuck Hillary camp. Except Pete. Pete is dirty Jew globalist scum
The 100 Ft Wall (12:04:08): you went full alex jones there
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:15:01): well i am still waiting for the Son of God
Build a fence with a Pence (12:43:28): i kinda stole lunch today
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:43:57): i did that yesterday, walked into a sales meeting after everyone left and snatched up leftover food like a fucking raccoon
The 100 Ft Wall (12:46:54): what did you steal marc lol
Build a fence with a Pence (12:47:56): I went to a take out place
Build a fence with a Pence (12:48:00): i had a gift card
Build a fence with a Pence (12:48:08): and i waited for mac and cheese
Build a fence with a Pence (12:48:13): then other people were
Build a fence with a Pence (12:48:17): they left right after
Build a fence with a Pence (12:48:21): and so did i
Build a fence with a Pence (12:48:24): so yea
Build a fence with a Pence (12:54:04): http://i.imgur.com/7zyESBf.png
Build a fence with a Pence (12:54:16): okay calm down nerds
The 100 Ft Wall (12:54:37): Mario Goes SteamPunk
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:01:51): something about steampunk makes me very uncomfortable
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:02:01): its up there with furries
The 100 Ft Wall (13:05:14): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:05:53): my mom types exactly like trump only with a lot more typos
The 100 Ft Wall (13:08:22): Melania liked Mrs. O a lot! makes it sound like Mrs. O is the family dog or something lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:08:44): I understand he only has 140 characters but doesn't sound great still lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:09:32): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:12:20): Trump is such a fucking retard lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:12:27): but he's the peoples' choice
The 100 Ft Wall (13:12:46): At least it's the best system we have
Shill Bill (13:14:35): We need sortition. Only way to combat apathy and complacency
The 100 Ft Wall (13:17:00): we just need gulags
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:18:44): Save us Stalin
The 100 Ft Wall (13:39:06): >Police Calm Millennial Protesters By Handing Out Participation Trophies
The 100 Ft Wall (13:39:49): None
The 100 Ft Wall (13:47:01): We should start calling baby boomers the Trophy Generation
The 100 Ft Wall (13:47:09): They thought it was such a good idea to just give out trophies all the time
Build a fence with a Pence (13:47:24): Wanna watch howard the duck
The 100 Ft Wall (13:47:36): Is it shitty? Is it funny? My only 2 conditions
Build a fence with a Pence (13:47:43): both
Build a fence with a Pence (13:47:50): voted worst movie of the 80s
The 100 Ft Wall (13:48:01): that sounds great lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:48:28): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst
The 100 Ft Wall (13:48:36): By decade, you're right Howard the Duck is right there lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:49:36): is it so bad its good tho
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:49:38): or just bad
Build a fence with a Pence (13:49:44): its a marvel movie
Build a fence with a Pence (13:49:51): maed by geoge lucas
Build a fence with a Pence (13:50:53): its 2.99 on youtube
The 100 Ft Wall (13:51:35): https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/25-movies-so-bad-theyre-unmissable/
The 100 Ft Wall (13:55:52): https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarettwieselman/bad-movies-we-love?utm_term=.eq2nB1174#.gvJeMmmLp
The 100 Ft Wall (13:57:14): From Justin To Kelly, remember that movie? lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:57:19): Justin: Hey, you\u2019re the girl from the beach.\nKelly: My friends call me Kelly for short.
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:57:24): lolol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:57:28): Whats her long name? Kellendra? lol
Shill Bill (14:00:25): O man, there was this kid Terrance I worked with at WOB. One day I asked him, "hey what's Terrance short for". He was thoroughly confused
Build a fence with a Pence (14:02:02): Well Marc is the short for my name
Build a fence with a Pence (14:02:23): Mark my words ill gut you like a fish you piece of shit doctor Ruggiero
The 100 Ft Wall (14:02:25): What's Marc long for though?
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:04:01): this buzzfeed article is shit by the way, Demolition Man is a GREAT movie
The 100 Ft Wall (14:04:35): i looked up howard the duck, seems to have a good following of people saying its so bad its good
Shill Bill (14:05:19): how can you go wrong when Stallone and Bullock mind fucking
The 100 Ft Wall (14:05:34): there's also Mac and Me, the ET ripoff lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:05:57): lol this guy doesnt even know how to use the 3 seashells
Build a fence with a Pence (14:06:03): paul rudd loves that movie
Build a fence with a Pence (14:06:14): and Josh from Clueless cant be wrong
Build a fence with a Pence (14:06:20): he bangs his step sister
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:07:01): i wish i had a stepsister so i could bang her
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:07:36): if that is sick then you're telling me that like 50% of hardcore porn is sick!
Build a fence with a Pence (14:08:23): if you tell me that jerking off to ponies is wrong then i guess a whole sub reddit is wrong
Build a fence with a Pence (14:15:57): remember guys when banging a chick float a finger around her buttholw
Build a fence with a Pence (14:16:07): you miss 100% of the shots you dont take
The 100 Ft Wall (14:18:00): the upshot of incest porn is an odd phenomenon
The 100 Ft Wall (14:18:05): black people are judging white people so hard for it
The 100 Ft Wall (14:18:15): i can't blame them i find it weird af
Build a fence with a Pence (14:19:48): thats why i stick to the good stuff furries
The 100 Ft Wall (14:20:01): between incest and cucks, it's no wonder people think the white man is crazy
Build a fence with a Pence (14:21:23): the winner is uglly fat white women
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:21:32): thats the white experience, being cucked by your hotstepsister
Build a fence with a Pence (14:21:52): oh yea like barron aint gunna\xa0jerk it to Ivanka
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:21:57): andthen your 25 year old hot stepmom walks in and joins the action
Build a fence with a Pence (14:22:02): we all are gunna jerk it to her
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:22:05): barron is going to have a very confusing childhood
Build a fence with a Pence (14:22:38): i cant wait until we have 2 first ladies
The 100 Ft Wall (14:23:09): Oh shit could you imagine trump divorces melania during his term and remarries
Build a fence with a Pence (14:23:16): id have a threesome with ivanka and melinia
Build a fence with a Pence (14:23:28): throw Michelle in there too
The 100 Ft Wall (14:23:28): ditto that
Build a fence with a Pence (14:23:32): i like variety
The 100 Ft Wall (14:23:38): it's cool when its a mom and daughter that you're not related to
The 100 Ft Wall (14:23:57): "id have a threesome with ivanka and melinia" - Donald trump
Build a fence with a Pence (14:24:10): Fuck it
Build a fence with a Pence (14:24:17): throw Jill Biden in there too
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:24:20): if you think trump hasnt had a threesome you're an idiot
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:24:32): he gets a firm grip on that pussy
Build a fence with a Pence (14:24:44): Lady Bird Johnson
Build a fence with a Pence (14:24:46): now
Build a fence with a Pence (14:25:00): oh she dead
Build a fence with a Pence (14:25:02): nvm
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:25:12): the fuck kind of name was lady bird
Build a fence with a Pence (14:25:33): what kinda first name is Peter
Build a fence with a Pence (14:25:43): should be P'tor
The 100 Ft Wall (14:25:44): None
Build a fence with a Pence (14:25:49): for mother russia
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:25:54): oh it wasnt her actual name
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:26:05): hey i'm claudia but everyone calls me Bird Woman
Build a fence with a Pence (14:26:18): War Eagles
The 100 Ft Wall (14:27:20): I'm the Human Bird
Build a fence with a Pence (14:27:30): http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/theanchoress/files/2013/10/hankladybird.png
The 100 Ft Wall (14:27:39): None
The 100 Ft Wall (14:27:47): accidentally pressed control v again on my work shit lol
Build a fence with a Pence (14:28:07): https://vimeo.com/136582340
Build a fence with a Pence (14:28:56): i can still recite the opening in my hjead
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:30:06): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:30:10): more liberal tears for you guys
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:30:16): facebook is a goldmine
Build a fence with a Pence (14:45:23): everyone is so up in arms and this crazy shit they can't see the hypocrisy
Build a fence with a Pence (14:45:31): America desrves trump
Build a fence with a Pence (14:45:36): cause he cant either
Build a fence with a Pence (14:46:01): hilary can and explotied\xa0it, and thats\xa0why she lost
The 100 Ft Wall (14:46:23): im so torn
The 100 Ft Wall (14:46:44): i think trump has potential to be an absolute disaster and do real harm to a lot of peopel
The 100 Ft Wall (14:46:50): but watching liberal tears is great
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:47:08): i'm that gorilla dick POTUS
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:47:12): i make dyke pussy wet
The 100 Ft Wall (14:47:14): course we're all white so we're safe in the future thunder dome anyways
The 100 Ft Wall (14:47:17): white men*
Shill Bill (14:47:43): Ben Carson is on Trump's transition team
The 100 Ft Wall (14:48:17): Donald Trump may select Jose Rodriguez, one of the primary architects of the George W. Bush torture program, to run the Central Intelligence Agency, according to a law firm with close ties to Trump.
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:48:35): M A G A
Shill Bill (14:49:29): Surgeon General Carson
The 100 Ft Wall (14:49:41): S C A R Y
The 100 Ft Wall (14:50:12): one of my favorite shower thoughts - "If you don't know what any of the words mean, water boarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds awesome"
Shill Bill (14:51:00): Now that the cabinet is coming together and good appointees are coming to light, this is becoming scary
The 100 Ft Wall (14:51:13): yarp
The 100 Ft Wall (14:51:24): Hey pete, you're in growing company
The 100 Ft Wall (14:51:26): >Democratic Socialists of America added 1,000 members in 2 days following election.
Build a fence with a Pence (14:51:48): you realize that Ben Carison is one of the best Nerosurgians in the world right
Build a fence with a Pence (14:51:56): he would be a great suergon general
Build a fence with a Pence (14:52:19): he has the personality of cardboard
Build a fence with a Pence (14:52:29): but he knows his shit
Shill Bill (14:53:26): He thinks going to prison makes you gay
The 100 Ft Wall (14:54:07): "My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain. Now all the archaeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs\u2019 graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it. And I don\u2019t think it\u2019d just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain," he told students, according to the video posted.
The 100 Ft Wall (14:56:15): On how he would handle an active-shooter situation\n\nThe candidate told "Fox and Friends" that if a gunman like the one who killed nine people at Umpqua Community College in Oregon had walked up to him and asked his religion, he would not go along.\n\n"Not only would I probably not cooperate with him, I would not just stand there and let him shoot me, I would say, \u2018Hey guys, everybody attack him. He may shoot me, but he can\u2019t get us all,'" Carson suggested, when talking about the October killings.
The 100 Ft Wall (14:57:14): ah found the gay thing
The 100 Ft Wall (14:57:15): "A lot of people who go into prison straight and when they come out, they\u2019re gay, so did something happen while they were in there? Ask yourself that question," he told Chris Cuomo.
Shill Bill (14:57:59): Ben Carson is a world renowned neurosurgeon, not a doctor of public health
The 100 Ft Wall (14:59:13): At the Values Voter Summit in October 2013, Carson remarked that "Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery."\n\n"And it is in a way, it is slavery in a way, because it is making all of us subservient to the government, and it was never about health care. It was about control," he said.
Shill Bill (14:59:15): Big difference between MD and more analytical policy work like that of PhD
The 100 Ft Wall (14:59:26): man Ben Carson is a quote gold mine lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:59:46): he reminds me of will.i.am
Build a fence with a Pence (14:59:57): dude knows medicine
Build a fence with a Pence (15:00:01): thats all you need
Build a fence with a Pence (15:00:45): listen here you silly liberal fruit cakes
Build a fence with a Pence (15:01:04): people have been apointed ambasdors to countrys they have never been
Build a fence with a Pence (15:01:32): can be elected presdient after running reality tv
The 100 Ft Wall (15:01:33): None
The 100 Ft Wall (15:01:47): anything is possibleeeeeeeee
Build a fence with a Pence (15:01:53): Ben Carson can be Surgorn general
Build a fence with a Pence (15:02:27): if christie doesnt go to jail, and if donald likes him that day, he might be in the short list for attoerny general as a goof
Build a fence with a Pence (15:03:12): the Donald will make America great again
Build a fence with a Pence (15:03:34): then you liberals will fuck it all up again trying to help poor people
Shill Bill (15:03:36): Not if the Donald can help it
Build a fence with a Pence (15:03:43): if they wanted help they shouldnt be poor
Build a fence with a Pence (15:05:03): None
Build a fence with a Pence (15:05:18): my point for the electoral college
Build a fence with a Pence (15:05:22): sorry it was on facebook
The 100 Ft Wall (15:06:00): The point about electoral colleges protecting minority voters is kind of moot though when every state is gerrymandered to death
Build a fence with a Pence (15:07:07): https://aboveaverage.com/small-comfort-heres-the-electoral-map-if-only-i-voted/?utm_campaign=Organic&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=pagepost
The 100 Ft Wall (15:08:04): My biggest issue with the electoral college, besides that some votes coutn more than others, is that it's a very high barrier for 3rd parties.
Build a fence with a Pence (15:09:32): i do think it does bare third parties
Build a fence with a Pence (15:09:52): but with GJ and the commie only getting less then 5%
Build a fence with a Pence (15:09:58): there are bigger issues
Build a fence with a Pence (15:10:24): if Gary got 40% of the votes in a several states
Build a fence with a Pence (15:10:30): and lost each state
Build a fence with a Pence (15:10:32): then yea
Build a fence with a Pence (15:10:35): fucked up
The 100 Ft Wall (15:10:40): yea exactly
Build a fence with a Pence (15:10:47): but he got 5%
Build a fence with a Pence (15:10:53): not gunna win anything'
The 100 Ft Wall (15:10:53): the only way he could have got any electoral college points was if they were all centered in one state
The 100 Ft Wall (15:11:01): instead each vote then amounted to nothing when the state went dem or rep
The 100 Ft Wall (15:11:09): he got 4 million votes
Build a fence with a Pence (15:11:21): yea
Build a fence with a Pence (15:11:33): not 40 million
Build a fence with a Pence (15:11:35): 4
Build a fence with a Pence (15:11:39): i was one of them
Build a fence with a Pence (15:12:03): but you are saying the pool sucks because you are losing to Phelps and Locte
Build a fence with a Pence (15:12:10): yea teh pool does suck
The 100 Ft Wall (15:12:14): at the rate of votes/electoral point, he should hav had between 15-18 electoral votes based on trump and hillarys rate of votes/electoral point
Build a fence with a Pence (15:12:35): and what would the 15-18 do?
The 100 Ft Wall (15:12:40): jill would hav ehad 4-5
The 100 Ft Wall (15:12:46): well then no one would have reached 270
Build a fence with a Pence (15:12:57): trump has 303
Build a fence with a Pence (15:13:40): he pretty much posterized hill dawg
The 100 Ft Wall (15:14:02): a proportional appropration of electoral votes may have inspired more 3rd party voters. our rep and dem voters are already apathetic, imagine how 3rd party voters are
Build a fence with a Pence (15:14:15): true
Build a fence with a Pence (15:14:18): but then
Build a fence with a Pence (15:14:31): we would have to do it not by state
Build a fence with a Pence (15:14:47): and then it would open it to a true democarcy of the popular vote
Build a fence with a Pence (15:14:55): which fucks the minioties
The 100 Ft Wall (15:15:00): so what is the argument exactly for the electoral college
The 100 Ft Wall (15:15:22): i understand minority protection but thats offset in part by gerrymandreing no? what other reasons are there?
Build a fence with a Pence (15:15:34): that its not great, but it protects huge states like Cali NY and Texas from being the only thing that matters
Build a fence with a Pence (15:15:50): if its a true Democracy then you put all your money into those states
Build a fence with a Pence (15:15:58): the smaller states mean shit
Build a fence with a Pence (15:16:05): ohio gets nothing
The 100 Ft Wall (15:16:21): ok another question
Build a fence with a Pence (15:17:51): yes, i did have sexual relations with that woman
The 100 Ft Wall (15:17:55): lol
Build a fence with a Pence (15:18:25): i came on that blue dress and made it white
Build a fence with a Pence (15:18:36): Bill clinton did it first the blue and white dress
Build a fence with a Pence (15:18:45): trail blazer
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:19:56): http://i.imgur.com/71QBMaF.jpg
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:20:07): this is why hillary lost the rural states lol
The 100 Ft Wall (15:20:16): actually im doing the math now, electoral college favors cali and texas lol
The 100 Ft Wall (15:20:28): they need less votes per electoral point than the national average
The 100 Ft Wall (15:21:36): None
The 100 Ft Wall (15:22:44): oh wait my bad theres 538 electoral college votes?
Build a fence with a Pence (15:24:49): yea hence 538
The 100 Ft Wall (15:25:31): what a cuck
Build a fence with a Pence (15:25:49): im confused here
Shill Bill (15:26:09): https://youtu.be/G3wLQz-LgrM
Shill Bill (15:26:35): Watch all CGP grey videos. Some of the best on YouTube
Shill Bill (15:26:42): This is today's
Shill Bill (15:26:57): Haven't watched yet, let me know how it is
Build a fence with a Pence (15:28:49): the real problem is the jews
The 100 Ft Wall (15:30:56): something is wrong here, somenoe needs to do this real electoral math again because florida is more discriminated against by the electoral college than cali/texas despite having a smaller population
The 100 Ft Wall (15:31:10): i guess that's why they're politicians, not mathematicians B)
Build a fence with a Pence (15:32:23): that is an issue
Build a fence with a Pence (15:32:37): the people in charge redraw the disctricts
Build a fence with a Pence (15:32:45): to stay in charge
Build a fence with a Pence (15:32:56): thats teh\xa0big issue
Build a fence with a Pence (15:33:09): and the mole people
Shill Bill (15:33:22): Rangevoting.org
Shill Bill (15:33:43): Mathematical model to draw districts based on population centers
Shill Bill (15:33:50): Called split line method
The 100 Ft Wall (15:33:57): im trying to find the biggest discrepancy and so far its vermont to florida
The 100 Ft Wall (15:34:21): it takes 4.7 floridian votes per vermont
The 100 Ft Wall (15:34:32): vermont vote*
Build a fence with a Pence (15:34:39): WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MOLE PEOPLE
The 100 Ft Wall (15:34:56): it takes 156,000 vermont voters for a electoral point. it takes 736,000 flordian voters for an electoral point.
The 100 Ft Wall (15:35:39): i thought we were talking about the jews
The 100 Ft Wall (15:46:12): alright im now 100% convinced it's broken
The 100 Ft Wall (15:48:11): basing on the actual turnout, a larger state, Michigan with 9 million people, needed less votes per electoral point than the state of wisonsin, population 5.6 million
The 100 Ft Wall (15:48:56): None
The 100 Ft Wall (15:49:47): on the left is total population, right is total voted. so you can see how if a bigger state has lower turnout, those voters actually have a lot of more power. in fact a michigan vote was almost 2x as strong as a wisconsin vote, despite being almost double the size of wisconsin
Build a fence with a Pence (16:02:38): everyone shut up about the election
Build a fence with a Pence (16:02:44): i need to vent about work
Build a fence with a Pence (16:02:58): im pretty sure my new buyer is retarded
The 100 Ft Wall (16:03:04): whos the newbie
Build a fence with a Pence (16:03:13): a dude
Build a fence with a Pence (16:03:19): hes like 2 months in though
Build a fence with a Pence (16:03:25): and doesnt understand shit
The 100 Ft Wall (16:03:44): whats he tryna do
Build a fence with a Pence (16:04:55): he just isnt reading anything
Build a fence with a Pence (16:05:00): not paying attention
Build a fence with a Pence (16:05:24): i did something he changed it and then our supervisor was like what happend
Build a fence with a Pence (16:05:36): and i told him he changed them for some reason
Build a fence with a Pence (16:06:46): he just asked me for the titles of the programing and its on the chart i put together that he is looking at
Build a fence with a Pence (16:07:46): he could do his job if he just read the shit he was supposed to read
The 100 Ft Wall (16:08:33): sounds exactly like my boss lmao
The 100 Ft Wall (16:08:41): steal my technique and J-Box it
The 100 Ft Wall (16:08:50): highlight the important bits he needs to know and assume he'll skip the rest
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:14:58): document everything tbh, escalate if you have to
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:15:14): dont make it so you have to take blame for his fuckup
GroupMe (16:16:33): Grab Em By The Swing States changed the group's name to Jihad Me At Allahu Akbar \U0001f473
The 100 Ft Wall (16:44:21): Chelsea Clinton is being set up to run for congress soon, so don't worry, we can eventually have a lady Clinton in the White House eventually!
Shill Bill (16:45:41): Fuck this dynasty bullshit
The 100 Ft Wall (16:46:15): Cuck Dynasty
The 100 Ft Wall (16:46:24): I come from a long line of cucks
The 100 Ft Wall (16:46:33): My father was a cuck, as was his father, as was his father
The 100 Ft Wall (16:46:38): So really none of us know our fathers
Shill Bill (16:46:57): You sure your father is actually your father...
Shill Bill (16:47:12): Damn. Beat me to it
The 100 Ft Wall (16:50:39): None
Build a fence with a Pence (16:51:48): headeing home now
Build a fence with a Pence (16:51:55): when do we wanna do this
The 100 Ft Wall (16:52:12): sweet. im picking up thai if you want anything marc
The 100 Ft Wall (16:53:59): haley probably wont be over till 8ish so is it cool if we do the movie then? we can record, fuck around, vidya before hand whateva
The 100 Ft Wall (16:54:05): get high in the ho house
The 100 Ft Wall (16:58:30): http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/11/senate_majority_leader_seeks_impeachment_of_christ.html#incart_river_home
The 100 Ft Wall (17:00:31): about to order Thai food, last callllllllll
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:06:02): I'm down to just hang out and eat Thai or whatever. Gotta stop at a store and my place first and then I'll head over
Shill Bill (17:14:01): Dunt forget microphone
Build a fence with a Pence (17:23:13): I'll probe eat at home. I think my mom made dinner. I'll let you know when o head over
The 100 Ft Wall (17:23:47): K no problem. I won't be home till around 620, food won't be done till 6
Build a fence with a Pence (17:45:47): I want to put this on Instagram \n
Shill Bill (17:51:05): Fuck that shit. I'll hate everyone no matter what
Build a fence with a Pence (17:51:36): Reagan had a word for you. It was American. And he loved you anyway
Build a fence with a Pence (17:52:02): I posted this instead\n
Shill Bill (17:55:32): Only would've loved me cause he had Alzheimer's. Had he met me, I would've changed his mind
The 100 Ft Wall (18:04:09): Be home doon
The 100 Ft Wall (18:04:12): Soon
The 100 Ft Wall (18:04:24): Time get high and thai
Shill Bill (18:05:08): Anyone want beer
Shill Bill (18:05:28): I'm just grab a six pack of something
The 100 Ft Wall (18:05:28): Sure
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:09:56): I would love a beer
Shill Bill (18:10:44): Schlafly coffee stout work?
The 100 Ft Wall (18:12:03): Cool with me
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:12:54): Yea one of my favorite breweries
The 100 Ft Wall (18:17:34): I'm home now so come thru whenevers
Build a fence with a Pence (19:51:22): Just finished food. Be over soon
The 100 Ft Wall (19:54:03): Cool cool cool
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:20:13): Get the fuck over here
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:20:22): Do you think this is a game?
Build a fence with a Pence (20:24:49): I always do fsggof
Build a fence with a Pence (20:24:52): I need to get gas
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:25:05): Eat some beans hahahaahahaha
Build a fence with a Pence (20:25:17): #madlads
The 100 Ft Wall (20:37:37): Let's go upstairs gotta discuss something ;)
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:37:56): \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f
The 100 Ft Wall (22:09:21): I'll be right down, keep watching w/o me for now
The 100 Ft Wall (22:22:16): Be down in 5.
Saturday, 12 November 2016
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:39:40): I Resign Today As President of the Bank
Build a fence with a Pence (09:43:24): Your not Jewish
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:23:55): New tribe called quest album is sick btw
Build a fence with a Pence (13:44:40): Was I so high I didn't get the movie. Or did it just not make sence
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:45:45): It made no fucking sense
Shill Bill (14:28:20): Demolition Man is on. I forgot that Wesley Snipes is also a genius hacker.
Shill Bill (14:29:15): Also remind me, why did they choose to freeze criminals.
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:33:28): Did you see the three seashells yet
Shill Bill (14:34:05): They're just thawing Stallone now
Shill Bill (14:39:30): Just happened
Shill Bill (14:39:41): Man Rob Schneider is a dick
Shill Bill (14:41:30): What's dystopian about this future is that the writer couldn't decide if it's a super smug liberal hell or a more traditional values, no curse word, anti abortion future.
Shill Bill (14:44:36): All their music is just commercial ads. I don't remember any of this
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:44:46): Be well
Shill Bill (14:57:01): They said Arnold became president
Shill Bill (14:57:09): This movie is a goldmine
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:57:22): I know, it's so good
The 100 Ft Wall (15:15:02): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqEddipbpkw&feature=youtu.be
Shill Bill (15:59:09): Hold me
Build a fence with a Pence (17:40:12): That was amazing
Sunday, 13 November 2016
Shill Bill (00:04:41): Chapelle is great
Grab Em By The Swing States (00:05:06): Damn I missed it
The 100 Ft Wall (00:09:29): Shit so did i
Shill Bill (00:11:43): Tribe is also great
Grab Em By The Swing States (00:12:02): Oh yea
Grab Em By The Swing States (00:12:28): Solid wall of sound is the best song on the album imo, had it on repeat all day
Shill Bill (00:13:15): I'll have to download soon
Build a fence with a Pence (00:48:45): So I graduated from street nips tonight
Shill Bill (00:49:27): I thought you already got to street clit. Or am I imagining things
Build a fence with a Pence (00:50:15): No that was parking garage clit
Build a fence with a Pence (00:50:58): Now alley bj.
Build a fence with a Pence (00:51:22): You can now never look at the alley way by haleys pub the same ever again
Grab Em By The Swing States (00:52:03): Did you bang in a Wendy's dumpster
Build a fence with a Pence (00:52:14): Working my way up
Shill Bill (00:52:49): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (01:04:04): https://media3.giphy.com/media/usoyeDVuSN2h2/giphy.gif
Build a fence with a Pence (08:36:27): Everyone gotta step up 2 the streets
Build a fence with a Pence (08:36:44): Josh. You better get some street nips by eoy
Build a fence with a Pence (08:38:23): But the haleys barcade is fun
Build a fence with a Pence (08:38:30): We should go some time
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:09:39): I'm down
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:09:44): Or yestercades
The 100 Ft Wall (10:47:32): Oh yea I was at the Haleys Barcade a few weeks ago its cool
The 100 Ft Wall (10:47:34): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP6uZiPDQ5k&feature=youtu.be
Build a fence with a Pence (11:35:34): That what you are calling it now a seat ;)
Build a fence with a Pence (11:46:09): Yo what's with all these 8 year olds crying about trump. The have no idea what that meant. They don't know about his policies and shit
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:50:06): They just like to be trolls
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:50:24): They know trump makes people upset and he's funny
Build a fence with a Pence (11:50:24): https://m.reddit.com/r/bidenbro
Build a fence with a Pence (11:50:36): You know who a big troll. Biden
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:50:48): And sensitive kids with liberal parents know trump is supposed to make them upset
Build a fence with a Pence (11:51:18): Make America repress there feelings again
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:52:15): Repress all the feelings, that's what I do
Build a fence with a Pence (11:53:32): Did anyone see the interview where the upset white guy was interviewed by a black reporter and he said "how did Hilary not win. It's like my vote didn't matter. It's like when your vote only matter 1/3rd". The reporter just looked at him like brah
Build a fence with a Pence (11:56:28): If we keep memeing Biden. We can have him in 2020. I'm only voting for people with the dankest memes. Is
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:56:34): Yea he didn't know about the electoral college
Shill Bill (14:05:45): https://streamable.com/ffar
Shill Bill (14:05:59): This was one of the funnier bits
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:13:17): I saw the walking dead one, not really funny but it was a nice Chappelle tribute
Shill Bill (14:15:13): Maybe it was just funny watching live. There was another bit with Chris Rock that was spot on.
Shill Bill (18:15:12): Holy shit. Trump is considering Linda McMahon for a cabinet position.
The 100 Ft Wall (18:29:25): I thought it was funny lol
The 100 Ft Wall (18:30:05): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SHG0ezLiVGc
Shill Bill (18:32:01): That's the one with Chris Rock I was taking about
Shill Bill (18:43:22): Check out @ZaidJilani's Tweet: https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/797944502145183745?s=09
Shill Bill (18:43:46): None
The 100 Ft Wall (18:44:43): They did it before and they'll do it again ;)
The 100 Ft Wall (18:46:15): http://boingboing.net/2016/11/11/hitlers-only-kidding-about.html
Shill Bill (18:47:37): Damn
Build a fence with a Pence (20:07:22): Hitler's huburis lost him the war
Build a fence with a Pence (20:07:40): Commies just through bodies at him until he got cold and died
Build a fence with a Pence (20:10:20): Remember. The only thing that can beat hate. Is more hate
Monday, 14 November 2016
The 100 Ft Wall (09:28:43): None
The 100 Ft Wall (09:36:15): https://i.redd.it/tatwsgz6kdxx.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (09:40:57): http://i.imgur.com/Dxd2NtF.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (09:41:23): https://i.redd.it/ypg1m7r79hxx.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (09:43:48): http://imgur.com/5XDmKk6
The 100 Ft Wall (09:44:39): I won't miss Barack, but I will miss Biden \ufffd
The 100 Ft Wall (09:45:44): None
The 100 Ft Wall (09:45:56): damn barack looks young af in this one
Build a fence with a Pence (11:16:21): http://i.imgur.com/2TwNRDp.jpg
Shill Bill (11:17:33): Never gonna get old
The 100 Ft Wall (11:42:17): guys buy steel
The 100 Ft Wall (11:42:22): it's gonna be a gold mine
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:43:11): I've already been stocking up on solid steel bars
The 100 Ft Wall (11:46:27): the number one industry expected to go up is concrete lol
The 100 Ft Wall (11:46:34): im gonna buy some just in case that wall somehow does happen
Shill Bill (11:47:29): Saw Reddit headline that it Trump wants trade war with China, they'll bar sales of iPhones and cars
Shill Bill (11:47:38): Short Apple stock
The 100 Ft Wall (11:51:58): im gonna sell mine off anyways it's barely moved since it split in aug 2015
The 100 Ft Wall (11:52:05): i should have sold it at 130
Build a fence with a Pence (13:25:19): https://i.reddituploads.com/aba83ae2efa24e6c9063695dc10064f1?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=9de77ce6b1599db964e39aeaf1044f95
The 100 Ft Wall (13:26:08): classic lol
Build a fence with a Pence (13:35:42): http://imgur.com/a/2wmkg
The 100 Ft Wall (13:39:33): None
Shill Bill (13:42:45): https://theintercept.com/2016/11/14/slashed-budgets-and-toxic-chemicals-planning-for-environmental-carnage-under-donald-trumps-epa/
Shill Bill (13:42:58): this worries me more than anything else right now
Shill Bill (13:43:19): we really are fucked
Shill Bill (13:43:26): royally
The 100 Ft Wall (13:44:03): my only hope is those gay science nerds are wrong
The 100 Ft Wall (13:44:26): peter thiel's plan is Mr. burns plan from the simpsons lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:44:36): put shit into the atmosphere to block the sun and create solar energy
Shill Bill (13:45:40): there is so little to be hopeful for for the next 4 years
The 100 Ft Wall (13:47:41): my mom keeps going off on clean coal i tell her that that isn't really a thing and it's not a solution to our issues and she tells me idk what im talking about. idk shit is scary. \xa0im down for the mr. burns plan if it would work. i'd donate to that. \xa0this shit is only going to get worse and we need to stop it.
Shill Bill (13:47:42): at least with the black guy he was wreaking havoc abroad. all the domestic shit was just infringing on our privacy by spying on us. easily ignored. but Trump is a monster. he wants to make it all out in the open, where I have to openly recognize that its happening
The 100 Ft Wall (13:48:32): France said if we scrap the Paris agreement they're gonna heavily tax american imports. I hope they do and other countries do the same. \xa0We can't not follow that. \xa0If we don't other developing nations might scrap it too and then we are all going to be fucked.
Shill Bill (13:49:57): we're so far behind. saw that Russia, Japan, China, India, and a bunch of other nations are all sharing free solar and renewable energy from China's Gobi Desert. All free and shared on a massive communal power grid
Shill Bill (13:50:50): fucking greedy americans NEED to make $$$$ now, in the short term because fuck their kids and grandkids and everyone else. I deserve my Oil $$$
Shill Bill (13:52:06): wait until Arctic can no longer form an ice cap and then see how Russia and US, Canada, Norway, and Greenland all go to war for the oil at the north pole
Shill Bill (13:52:15): gonna be really fun
The 100 Ft Wall (13:52:18): you know why there oil lobby hasn't jumped on green energy? you can't privatize the sun or wind as easily as a physical resource.
Shill Bill (13:55:19): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV67yJHoPvw
Shill Bill (13:55:30): 13% of oil reserves just waiting to be tapped
Shill Bill (13:55:48): think this was the industry's long game?
Shill Bill (13:56:07): 30% world natural gas reserves
The 100 Ft Wall (13:56:11): if their long game is to melt the ice caps to get more oil to burn more fuel
The 100 Ft Wall (13:56:16): well
The 100 Ft Wall (13:56:45): "The earth is not dying, it is being killed, and those who are killing it have names and addresses." -Utah Phillips
Build a fence with a Pence (14:12:38): climate change does need to be addressed
Build a fence with a Pence (14:12:42): like its to cold
Build a fence with a Pence (14:12:47): when it gunna warm up
Build a fence with a Pence (14:12:54): and if the sea level rises
Build a fence with a Pence (14:13:01): is Edison gunna be beach front them
The 100 Ft Wall (14:13:32): just check out where investment banks are buying up land, they're buying up future beach front property as we speak
Build a fence with a Pence (14:13:51): time to get in on ti
Build a fence with a Pence (14:13:59): and invest in underwater hotels
Build a fence with a Pence (14:14:11): and dolphins and seals as pets
Build a fence with a Pence (14:14:19): Im gunna make a mint
Build a fence with a Pence (14:14:34): we gunna use clam shells as currency or what
The 100 Ft Wall (14:25:33): trash economy PLEASE
Build a fence with a Pence (14:26:49): youd be worth your weight in gold then brian
The 100 Ft Wall (14:27:00): no
The 100 Ft Wall (14:27:05): I'd be worth my weight in trash
Build a fence with a Pence (14:29:45): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DJswI9pcjE
Build a fence with a Pence (14:37:38): https://i.imgur.com/wwNaWZ9.jpg
The 100 Ft Wall (14:38:09): From the new feature film, Boss-Bud
The 100 Ft Wall (14:38:20): "There's no rule that says a dog can't be middle management!"
Build a fence with a Pence (14:38:49): wow that client call was Ruffff
The 100 Ft Wall (14:39:04): Does anybody know anyone with a trained golden retriever
The 100 Ft Wall (14:39:12): I just want to shoot like 5 fake air bud sequels
The 100 Ft Wall (14:39:13): Army Bud
The 100 Ft Wall (14:39:16): Boss Bud
The 100 Ft Wall (14:39:27): Bud Bud, that's when the dog gets into the new marijuana business
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:39:27): Legal Bud Bud
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:39:42): great minds etc
Build a fence with a Pence (14:39:47): Bug Bud
Shill Bill (14:39:55): anyone else find it kinda racist that all of the bathroom attendants at Dog Corp. are all mexicans?
Shill Bill (14:40:16): cause ya know, they're landscapers
The 100 Ft Wall (14:40:43): What's Bug bud about? The dog shinks down and is the size of a bug? "There's no rule that says a dog can't be a lady bug!" \xa0In every trailer I want some guy going through a rule book to see if there's a rule against whatever the dog wants to be, only to find out, there isn't
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:47:50): Big Bud could be Air Bud in the Big Brother program
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:48:05): They run out of human adults for big brothers and assign one at risk kid a golden retriever
The 100 Ft Wall (14:48:43): "There's no rule that a dog can't mentor a parentless kid!"
The 100 Ft Wall (14:53:00): all these movies have some hardass that is anti-dog who's fighting bud every step of the way and they all end in a courtroom scene where Bud proves his worth, wins over the judge and the bad guy loses and some asshole says "Looks like every dog his has day...in court!"
Build a fence with a Pence (15:58:28): Im going to see if i can marry Tiffany Trump
Build a fence with a Pence (15:58:35): i want to meet the donald
Shill Bill (15:58:45): marry Barron
Build a fence with a Pence (15:58:58): nah he too good for me
Shill Bill (15:59:11): he's so good with the computers though
The 100 Ft Wall (15:59:24): our neighbor knew him, Trump went to his funeral. he was a real estate developer. \xa0his son is now too, and currently lives in Trump tower
Build a fence with a Pence (15:59:59): its my in
Build a fence with a Pence (16:00:12): lets do this Cant Buy me love
Shill Bill (16:01:52): same guy is married to the daughter of one of Howard Stern's lawyer friends
Shill Bill (16:02:01): his name is also Mark R
The 100 Ft Wall (16:02:35): wait the woman Mark married is the daughter of one of howard sterns lawyer friends?
The 100 Ft Wall (16:03:54): i looked it up
The 100 Ft Wall (16:03:56): them*
Shill Bill (16:03:56): yeah, Dominic Barbaba
Shill Bill (16:03:58): https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=dominic+barbara
The 100 Ft Wall (16:04:01): i think it's a trophy wife thing
Build a fence with a Pence (16:04:17): Nigga you know my name ends in a C
Build a fence with a Pence (16:04:28): she wont have to change teh mogram towels though
Shill Bill (16:04:30): his doesnt
The 100 Ft Wall (16:04:47): None
The 100 Ft Wall (16:04:54): the red pill is right woman just want money \ufffd
Build a fence with a Pence (16:05:43): so when socialism evens the market
Build a fence with a Pence (16:05:50): it ecens teh\xa0Sexual Market
Build a fence with a Pence (16:05:55): evens
The 100 Ft Wall (16:05:57): yarp
The 100 Ft Wall (16:06:02): convinced now?
Build a fence with a Pence (16:06:07): fuck no
Build a fence with a Pence (16:06:11): im gunna be rich
Build a fence with a Pence (16:06:17): and want a hot wifer
Build a fence with a Pence (16:06:31): i aint settling for not personalitly bull shit
The 100 Ft Wall (16:06:52): what if she's hot but doesn't see whats so funny about fateful findings
Build a fence with a Pence (16:07:19): how hot
The 100 Ft Wall (16:07:48): what if she's you're ideal hot
The 100 Ft Wall (16:07:49): but
The 100 Ft Wall (16:07:56): she has no common interests at all
The 100 Ft Wall (16:07:59): besides your money
Build a fence with a Pence (16:08:07): I love money
Build a fence with a Pence (16:08:13): she loves money
Build a fence with a Pence (16:08:17): seems like we are set
Build a fence with a Pence (16:08:42): Didnt you watch the epidode of commuitny where perice\xa0marries the hot asian\xa0chick
The 100 Ft Wall (16:08:51): but you can't ever agree what to do with it!
Build a fence with a Pence (16:09:16): ehh as long as she lets me do the nasty we good
Build a fence with a Pence (16:09:20): ill hide my wealth
Build a fence with a Pence (16:09:26): and have a secert family
Build a fence with a Pence (16:10:45): we all know love ain't real relationships are a joke and marriage is a scam, also did i say Happy Wedding yet Pete?
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:13:04): Oh I know it's a scam
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:13:20): I'm going to rob her family of MILLIONS
Build a fence with a Pence (17:26:57): liberals am i right
Build a fence with a Pence (17:26:58): https://i.redd.it/mvjx2lylwmxx.gif
Build a fence with a Pence (17:29:54): https://i.redd.it/oqgrroi0bmxx.jpg
Shill Bill (21:19:25): https://youtu.be/WPnlkbHvkmU
Shill Bill (21:19:35): We gonna watch this one next?
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:23:37): No doubt
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:25:27): Drives me nuts how he pronounces man "me-yen"
Shill Bill (21:26:32): This was produced by Trump's new senior Advisor
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:26:57): Good to know America is in good hands
Shill Bill (21:27:15): The best hands
Build a fence with a Pence (21:38:32): My supervisorI told me he realized I'm a closer trump supporter. I told him\nI'm not I just don't like hiporocracy
Shill Bill (21:41:00): Work and politics shouldn't mix.
Shill Bill (21:41:13): Unless you work in politics
Shill Bill (21:41:26): Or not
Build a fence with a Pence (21:50:56): I don't talk about to. He always does
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:51:38): smug liberal incoming
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:51:41): LIBERALSSSS
Build a fence with a Pence (21:51:56): I'll shit in trump.
Build a fence with a Pence (21:52:01): I'll shit in Hillary
Build a fence with a Pence (21:52:08): Hell I'll shit on Gary
Build a fence with a Pence (21:52:29): But you have to acknowledge they all have there faults and there was not perfect choice
Build a fence with a Pence (21:53:06): She lives in Washington heights.
Shill Bill (21:54:17): Just saying fuck Trump ain't gonna accomplish shit. Stupid liberals
Build a fence with a Pence (21:55:20): Leftist. You can be liberal and be a well rounded individual with good ideals of you are a leftists or a rightist. You just go with the cultural and don't understand.
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:38:44): None
Shill Bill (22:39:17): He means the sharks, so it's OK
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:39:33): Great whites
Shill Bill (22:39:37): Guys, we appropriated Chappelle. We did it!
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:40:27): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:40:51): Chapelle is mine now
Build a fence with a Pence (22:40:54): There ain't no great black shark
Build a fence with a Pence (22:40:58): Power
Shill Bill (22:45:00): An Oppressed Minority in Disguise:\nSurprise! I'm a Jew
Shill Bill (22:45:09): My next doing dot biz piece
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:45:31): Judaism is truly the most versatile race card
Build a fence with a Pence (22:46:43): Are they white. Are they a minority. Are there eggs better poached or scrambled? Since they run the media will they help decline print sales?
Shill Bill (22:47:14): I'm the perfect trojan horse
Shill Bill (22:47:32): Except horses have hooves. I dunno if that's kosher
Build a fence with a Pence (22:47:47): Now here me out. What if. Butler knew something we didn't. Like the Jews were trying to destroy he earths core and gonto the moon to start a colony.
Build a fence with a Pence (22:47:54): Hitler
Build a fence with a Pence (22:48:26): What if we owe the world to hitler. For taking one for the team
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:48:28): Whenever I get jealous of the Jews for controlling all major banks and the media, I remember how they can't enjoy delicious horse meat like us Christians
Build a fence with a Pence (22:49:27): None
Shill Bill (22:50:41): Man, this group chat is incriminating evidence
Shill Bill (22:50:59): In what, I don't know. But something
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:51:22): None of you guys are running for political office until group me goes out of business
Shill Bill (22:51:42): You mean their overlord, Microsoft
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:51:55): They should be folding any day now
Shill Bill (22:52:25): I'm keeping an eye on Brian. He's gonna try and off us all
Tuesday, 15 November 2016
Build a fence with a Pence (09:10:23): My ass must be a dope rapper. It is spitting straight fire right now
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:14:12): I told you not to eat the cheese
Build a fence with a Pence (09:14:36): Nah it was all the food at MSG
Build a fence with a Pence (09:14:58): Free food means Marc eats enough to not have to eat breakfast the next day
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:16:38): I know how that goes
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:16:55): When someone at work brings in bagels I wonder how I can make this food last me two or three days
Build a fence with a Pence (09:49:42): https://i.sli.mg/LP1y1b.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (09:49:45): i love trolls
Build a fence with a Pence (09:51:47): buy pepsi when it hits rock bottom
Build a fence with a Pence (09:51:56): the trumpers are driving the stock down
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:52:09): Why, is trump a coke guy
Build a fence with a Pence (09:52:25): you know thos sniffles
Build a fence with a Pence (09:52:45): \ufffd
The 100 Ft Wall (10:05:49): Guns are killing it too, I bought smith weston yesterday and it's already up 7% lol
The 100 Ft Wall (10:05:59): Is Pepsi really being driven down by trump
The 100 Ft Wall (10:06:48): None
The 100 Ft Wall (10:06:52): Good call marc
The 100 Ft Wall (10:09:28): You guys want to form an investment club
The 100 Ft Wall (10:10:02): Basically an excuse to get away from the old ball and chain once a month and tell dick jokes if my dad's investment club is anything to go by
The 100 Ft Wall (10:11:54): Just because we're living the oppressive regime of capitalism doesn't mean we can't try to have a little fun!
Shill Bill (10:16:27): I'm genuinely interested
Build a fence with a Pence (10:18:02): stocks are fun
Build a fence with a Pence (10:18:14): im more a blue chip nigga, gotta get them cool ranch
The 100 Ft Wall (10:19:29): I imagine blue chips and safe stocks would be the largest portion of our portfolio
The 100 Ft Wall (10:20:11): Then some mid range stocks and then only a tiny portion of high risk high reward stocks
Build a fence with a Pence (10:21:18): http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/whatculture-wrestling/images/7/79/KingRoss1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160726090108
Build a fence with a Pence (11:10:08): http://i.imgur.com/2mfWMKU.jpg
Shill Bill (11:14:47): I'd buy some
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:15:45): So when are we getting our radio show
Shill Bill (14:21:08): Whenever we buy a mic
Shill Bill (14:29:28): Definitely need to borrow your brother's first though to see if it's a worthwhile venture
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:43:08): Yup I'll try and get it for next time
Build a fence with a Pence (15:37:47): https://i.reddituploads.com/6ca59940056c4a23841b2277be84496c?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=931bd11a5b894cb66231e8fa92115300
The 100 Ft Wall (16:07:05): What's a tulpa lol
Build a fence with a Pence (16:07:22): no idea
Build a fence with a Pence (16:07:42): Tulpa is a concept in mysticism of a being or object which is created through sheer spiritual or mental discipline alone. Indian Buddhist texts call it an unreal, illusory, or mind-created apparition.
Build a fence with a Pence (16:07:52): googled it
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:08:08): is it like a FUPA
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:09:41): https://www.reddit.com/r/Tulpas/
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:09:44): oh man this is weird
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:09:56): they are imaginary friends that have free will
Build a fence with a Pence (16:10:27): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party
Build a fence with a Pence (16:10:38): wrong person
Build a fence with a Pence (16:10:41): that was for Nate
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:11:34): i always enjoy reading about cannibalism
The 100 Ft Wall (16:20:27): Huh there's one post in /r/tulpa some guy is claiming to actually be a tulpa and to ask him anything. Do tulpas know things? What do they know? Let's find out!
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:21:07): So I finally did research and found out this thing my mom's been calling a delusion for the past few years is actually a tulpa, huzzah. His name is Jamie, he's 35+ years old with three kids and he's not from our planet. By the time we learned that he's probably a tulpa from someone who watches me on Deviantart recommending I research it, Jamie's already capable of completely possessing me, he talks to me all the time, his home world that has it's own society structure, language, entire families of species- well I've been developing the universe of my mind palace since I was 4.
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:21:39): what the fuck
The 100 Ft Wall (16:39:20): Lol mind palace
Build a fence with a Pence (17:07:07): https://www.reddit.com/r/Tulpas/
Build a fence with a Pence (17:11:42): Also the black lady who laughed in Ann Coulters face when she said Donald Trump had the best shot to win the general election. She dead now
Build a fence with a Pence (17:11:48): like for real dead
Build a fence with a Pence (17:11:57): http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/11/14/gwen-ifill-dead-at-61.html?via=mobile&source=twitter
Shill Bill (18:39:18): For fucks sake, the Rock might run for president in 2020
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:42:22): Do you smell what the rock is campaigning
The 100 Ft Wall (18:53:32): You guys want to piss off your conservative parents? Here you go
The 100 Ft Wall (18:53:41): None
The 100 Ft Wall (19:10:38): None
The 100 Ft Wall (19:10:46): Eric andre been very political recently
Shill Bill (19:13:48): I noticed too
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:14:36): He has been political since the election started
Build a fence with a Pence (22:31:53): You Based Martin spitting straight heat at Lena and Amy to move
Shill Bill (22:32:42): What
Build a fence with a Pence (22:39:14): The AIDS medication dude
Build a fence with a Pence (22:39:36): Said he would give Amy shiner and Lena Dunham 150k each to leave
Build a fence with a Pence (22:39:48): People on twitter are pitching in too
Shill Bill (22:42:25): Skrelli?
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:42:43): How does he still have so much money
Build a fence with a Pence (22:42:47): No not the DJ
Build a fence with a Pence (22:43:03): Capitalism.
Shill Bill (22:43:14): Marc is drunk
Build a fence with a Pence (22:43:23): No I just saw cats.
Shill Bill (22:43:33): Marc is high as balls
Build a fence with a Pence (22:43:33): That got me all kinda of fucked up
Build a fence with a Pence (22:44:26): That's a fucking weird play
Build a fence with a Pence (22:44:35): All I know if that there were cats
Build a fence with a Pence (22:44:45): That's about it
Build a fence with a Pence (22:48:39): Oh I forget to say. A guy that works for a company that we use. Made a $58k mistake
Build a fence with a Pence (22:49:03): His boss called us and sounded like he was gunna kill himself
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:49:43): How do you explain that one
Build a fence with a Pence (22:52:45): The under valued some stuff
Build a fence with a Pence (23:06:56): So we got $58 k of free ad time
Shill Bill (23:09:46): Ngbm billboard?
Shill Bill (23:51:51): Check out @realDonaldTrump's Tweet: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/798721142525665280?s=09
Shill Bill (23:52:03): We're living in a fucking game show
Wednesday, 16 November 2016
The 100 Ft Wall (06:22:28): None
Build a fence with a Pence (07:35:53): I saw one where it said Fuck Donald Trump chants were heard outside the White House. Someone commented. "He ain't even in there yet. You just interrupting Barack and Michelle's Dinner "
Build a fence with a Pence (07:43:32): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (07:46:53): Yeah, as if Michelle and Barack still have dinner and don't just go straight to raw dogging it
Build a fence with a Pence (07:47:55): How many things do you think Obama is gunna jizz on before he leaves and laugh when he sees trump use it
Build a fence with a Pence (07:50:29): Also I just discovered R/imgoingtohellforthis
Build a fence with a Pence (07:50:34): I love it so
Grab Em By The Swing States (07:50:43): You missed the glory days of that sub
Build a fence with a Pence (07:55:08): Did I
Build a fence with a Pence (08:14:26): The things people think they are entitled too is astounding. I was on the path and a lady in the seat has he arm over the edge into the standing room. I lean against it to get my normal spot. She try's to jostle for position and I ain't budging. She says to me her arm is there and I say her space stops at her seat.
Build a fence with a Pence (08:14:33): She goes off and I just left
The 100 Ft Wall (08:49:21): Should have told her not to lady - spread onto your personal space
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:59:21): Fight the power
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:59:40): Lady spreading should be when women put their purses on a seat like it's a person
Build a fence with a Pence (08:59:53): I she was old black and Muslim. If I didn't leave I'd be front page of huff po
The 100 Ft Wall (09:05:37): "Look at the look at this privileged cis white male mansplain to a beautiful powerful WoC why she isn't allowed to exist in his space! Trigger: Mansplaining, White Male"
Build a fence with a Pence (09:06:14): Yea pretty much
Build a fence with a Pence (09:06:52): She had a gold tooth
The 100 Ft Wall (09:10:44): damnt
The 100 Ft Wall (09:10:48): that is gangster
The 100 Ft Wall (09:10:53): i would have let her have it too
Build a fence with a Pence (09:12:50): Who the fuck has gold teeth
The 100 Ft Wall (09:13:20): People who get the space on the train \ufffd
The 100 Ft Wall (09:13:32): lol it is funny though
Build a fence with a Pence (09:14:17): http://i.imgur.com/SKHNmsd.png
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:14:43): That's a real nigga
The 100 Ft Wall (09:14:45): He looks like an FBI agent lol
The 100 Ft Wall (09:15:00): Just finished the big case and is taking a break with a cone
Build a fence with a Pence (09:15:08): Bro Biden is amazing
The 100 Ft Wall (09:15:10): "Take Hitler away, I'm grabbing a scoop"
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:15:32): FBI agent Burt Macklin
Build a fence with a Pence (09:24:03): Holy shit is the Huff Po a dumpster fire
Build a fence with a Pence (09:24:34): and so is Breitbart
Build a fence with a Pence (09:25:01): American Media needs to get dick slapped into normalcy again
The 100 Ft Wall (09:26:17): we need more leftist media in the mainstream
The 100 Ft Wall (09:26:24): all we have is a shit ton of liberal bs and fox news
Build a fence with a Pence (09:27:55): we just need like aliens to write about it
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:27:58): I don't think it would appeal to the kinds of people that watch cable news
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:28:09): I.e. Fought in wars against communism lol
Build a fence with a Pence (09:28:10): we just need bulit points
The 100 Ft Wall (09:28:36): against nazis ya mean with the communists lol
The 100 Ft Wall (09:28:43): Next Gen News Men
The 100 Ft Wall (09:28:56): We only present the FACTS
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:29:09): No I mean like the Vietnam war
Build a fence with a Pence (09:29:10): Next Gen Guys Association
The 100 Ft Wall (09:29:43): oh that was for big business the domino of communism was just a cover
The 100 Ft Wall (09:29:54): it's all just a cover
The 100 Ft Wall (09:29:56): for the grand plan
The 100 Ft Wall (09:30:01): when the lizard people finally rise up
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:30:16): Ok yea but the official reason, which in sure a massive amount of people actually believe, is that it was to prevent the spread of communism
The 100 Ft Wall (09:30:37): yea that is what I was taught in school lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:32:49): and im sure if you watch all of your friends get slaughtered by viet cong then you will probably internalize this war as a noble cause, because why else would you put yourself through that etc
Build a fence with a Pence (09:33:25): you know whats one thing i dont getr
Build a fence with a Pence (09:33:31): Magnets, how do they work
The 100 Ft Wall (09:33:32): unrelated but i found a new cool subreddit
The 100 Ft Wall (09:33:45): https://reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit
Build a fence with a Pence (09:34:26): its not loading, but if its r/socialism im\xa0gunna kill you
The 100 Ft Wall (09:34:39): r/NatureIsFuckingLit
Build a fence with a Pence (09:35:03): yea i love that one
Build a fence with a Pence (09:35:08): the falcon video
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:40:08): http://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/pizzagate-4chan-uncovered-sick-world-washingtons-occult-elite/
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:40:12): #PizzaGate
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:40:22): see how deep down the 4chan rabbit hole you want to go
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:40:32): and uncover the Clinton secret pedophilia/occult ring
The 100 Ft Wall (09:40:36): yea I was reading that
The 100 Ft Wall (09:40:43): the one pizza place ended up changing it's logo
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:40:43): it's a giant shitpost
The 100 Ft Wall (09:40:53): it actually was using a pedo symbol lol
The 100 Ft Wall (09:41:05): either knowingly or not knowingly
The 100 Ft Wall (09:41:48): people think the Wikileaks AMA yesterday was made up as well, it was done by the US and Assange is actually dead
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:42:30): you need to dial back on the conspiracy theories lol
The 100 Ft Wall (09:43:09): well the AMA was never verified
The 100 Ft Wall (09:43:17): and apparently the hashes on the Wikileaks insurance file didn't match
The 100 Ft Wall (09:43:22): that's blowing up on reddit now
Build a fence with a Pence (09:44:06): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o
Build a fence with a Pence (09:44:14): dial it up Brian
The 100 Ft Wall (09:45:57): Hey man the Parliament had a pedophile ring for decades that was covered pu
The 100 Ft Wall (09:45:58): up
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:46:04): https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/5d4ws7/why_are_people_suspicious_julian_assange_has/
The 100 Ft Wall (09:46:23): I think it's the final taboo for people who are rich and powerful. The last line to cross in their sick lizard heads
The 100 Ft Wall (09:46:31): and can we talk about chem trails
The 100 Ft Wall (09:50:11): for my birthday i just want a really good quality tin foil hate please
The 100 Ft Wall (09:50:21): and a self sustaining place in the woods off the grid
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:52:54): now i am reading theories that pamela anderson has assassinated julian assange
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:52:57): this is where i check out
The 100 Ft Wall (09:53:34): The truth is out there
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:56:09): http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/11/15/assanges-cat-dressed-to-impress-for-owners-grilling.html
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:08:50): there are few things i like more than cats wearing little ties or bow ties
The 100 Ft Wall (10:35:32): https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/798625013087621120
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:36:56): i really hope they dont make space jam 2
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:37:01): unless it is a dystopian one
The 100 Ft Wall (10:40:45): Lebron loses and becomes a slave for the rest of his life, the movie follows his work on the intergalactic tobacco plantation and how he makes friends with fellow athletes who lost similar bets against Alien Danny Devito.
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:41:42): all we need to do now is pitch that to some of them hollywood jews
The 100 Ft Wall (10:42:43): So Hollywood
The 100 Ft Wall (11:15:26): 5 liberals forced to have conservative facebook feeds for a few weeks leading up to elections, and 5 conservatives doing the reverse -
The 100 Ft Wall (11:15:27): https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/16/facebook-bias-bubble-us-election-conservative-liberal-news-feed
The 100 Ft Wall (12:16:49): http://imgur.com/E5pJliY
Build a fence with a Pence (12:17:21): fucking cuck
The 100 Ft Wall (12:18:06): when did you first steal the alpha status from your dad? -red pill question for the real men out there
Build a fence with a Pence (12:21:19): http://deadspin.com/5783575/compiling-the-absurd-box-score-for-space-jam-or-shawn-bradley-sucked-against-cartoons-too
Build a fence with a Pence (12:21:23): This is only for pete
The 100 Ft Wall (12:33:40): \u2022 Both teams shot an extraordinary percentage from the field, due in large part to the vast majority of field goals scored by dunk. In fact, only one field goal was missed during the action in the film \u2014 Bupkus was thwarted by the initiative of one Wile E. Coyote and his timely detonation of a small cache of explosives strategically placed around the hoop.
The 100 Ft Wall (12:33:47): Wiley Coyote defensive play of the year
The 100 Ft Wall (12:41:45): http://monetarywatch.com/2016/11/student-debt-hits-new-record/?doing_wp_cron=1479231427.4497339725494384765625
The 100 Ft Wall (12:41:48): how to short this
The 100 Ft Wall (12:42:00): sorry i thought i was in google
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:43:31): the student debt thing is going to be a huge problem really soon
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:43:44): calling it now, in 10 years automation is going to destroy entry level work
Build a fence with a Pence (12:43:46): look at those losers with student debt
Build a fence with a Pence (12:44:02): why arent they just rich
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:46:58): kids these days
The 100 Ft Wall (12:47:00): Trump just named reportedly appointed Frank Gaffney to his cabinet, an islamaphobe conspiracy theoriest whos beliefs include:
The 100 Ft Wall (12:47:42): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Gaffney#Beliefs
The 100 Ft Wall (12:47:58): The belief that the logo of the U.S. Missile Defense Agency is a coded indicator of "official U.S. submission to Islam" because it "appears ominously to reflect a morphing of the Islamic crescent and star".[64]
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:48:32): Accusations that Barack Obama is a Muslim who has secretly orchestrated "the most consequential bait-and-switch since Adolf Hitler", that Gen. David Petraeus had "submitted to Sharia", that congressman Keith Ellison is "likely to leak information to the Muslim Brotherhood", and that deputies in the Broward County Sheriff's department are "directly tied to Hamas
Build a fence with a Pence (12:48:37): now did he say this publicaly or was in a group chat
Build a fence with a Pence (12:48:39): cause
Build a fence with a Pence (12:48:48): we all agree with hitler them
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:48:52): heres the thing, i looked into all this, and it all checks out
Build a fence with a Pence (12:49:06): and we all know one Josh is hte only one who liked hitler
The 100 Ft Wall (12:49:08): oh apparently he's funded by a lot of defense contractors
Build a fence with a Pence (12:49:11): hes got a thing for staches
The 100 Ft Wall (12:49:17): so its probably his job to stir up anti islam sentiment
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:49:49): so what exactly is this transition team
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:49:56): it's not his cabinet right
The 100 Ft Wall (12:50:11): an anti-semite, a white supramecist, and a islamaphobe conspiracy team. and that's just Frank!
The 100 Ft Wall (12:51:02): it's the team to help Trump hit the ground running on January 21st. I assume to help him shape policy to his views, figure out how he's going to sell it to the people and congress etc. \xa0Help him find where the bathrooms are in the whitehouse. \xa0that sort of thing.
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:51:18): oh ok
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:51:25): hopefully they all wear transitions sunglasses too
Build a fence with a Pence (12:54:05): listen
Build a fence with a Pence (12:54:07): Blanka: "Who are you?"\nEl Fuerte: "Me? Who are you?"\nBlanka: "Only bad men hide their faces!"\nEl Fuerte: "Lay off the mask, Amigo! I'll show you!"\nBlanka: "Grrrrrr!"
Build a fence with a Pence (12:54:16): if blanka doesnt\xa0trust masked people
Build a fence with a Pence (12:54:19): i dont either
Build a fence with a Pence (12:54:23): ban the muslims
The 100 Ft Wall (12:55:45): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:56:02): oh man, dave chappelle is so good
The 100 Ft Wall (12:56:19): memeing race hate on dave chapelle pics
Build a fence with a Pence (12:56:20): Dave Chappelle wants to make America Great again
The 100 Ft Wall (12:56:21): it just feels right you know
Build a fence with a Pence (12:56:34): can we make that happen
Build a fence with a Pence (12:56:39): just that the new meme
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:57:32): honestly
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:57:35): i read that in his voice too
Build a fence with a Pence (12:57:42): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:57:50): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:58:40): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:59:28): this shouldn't be as fun as it is lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:00:25): None
Build a fence with a Pence (13:00:48): None
The 100 Ft Wall (13:01:22): damn chapelles gone alt right
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:01:55): i thought he was more of a general hate monger
The 100 Ft Wall (13:02:45): None
The 100 Ft Wall (13:05:17): came across this one for all you wage slaves out there!
The 100 Ft Wall (13:05:20): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:05:42): nothing i love more than working in an office building until it is dark out
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:05:49): weekends are for sunlight!
The 100 Ft Wall (13:06:16): Life is for the weekend!
Build a fence with a Pence (13:06:30): http://imgur.com/XnN7wb8
Build a fence with a Pence (13:06:35): i cried a little
The 100 Ft Wall (13:07:00): surprised it worked out that well
Build a fence with a Pence (13:07:10): he studies the blade
The 100 Ft Wall (13:26:43): None
Shill Bill (13:38:09): Officially no longer a Democrat
Shill Bill (13:38:18): Fuck the system boys
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:39:14): but now your black ass cant vote in the primaries
Shill Bill (13:48:43): I can register day of
The 100 Ft Wall (13:56:15): None
The 100 Ft Wall (13:59:04): there's an /r/memeEconomy lol
The 100 Ft Wall (14:01:32): https://i.redd.it/vje38qd4cmwx.png
The 100 Ft Wall (14:01:40): gotta admit these memes are DANK
Build a fence with a Pence (14:40:16): http://i.imgur.com/uSZZ4Sv.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (14:40:21): lol
Build a fence with a Pence (14:43:40): Also Grub Hub came out agaisnt Donald
Build a fence with a Pence (14:43:43): im sorry
Build a fence with a Pence (14:43:47): The Donald
Build a fence with a Pence (14:43:57): and there shares droped 6 bucks
Build a fence with a Pence (14:44:24): thats double digit drop
Build a fence with a Pence (14:45:05): percent wise
The 100 Ft Wall (14:46:36): time to buy up
The 100 Ft Wall (14:47:58): could also be the massive offloading of stock by the CEO, he sold half a million shares on 11/7/16
The 100 Ft Wall (14:48:09): my bet, he'll buy back on the dip
The 100 Ft Wall (14:49:00): CFO also sold off 200k shares that day. i think they were both betting on stock market in general taking a hit after election day lol
The 100 Ft Wall (14:50:02): oh my bad, i misread the shares vs value. CEO sold off half a million dollars worth of stock, not half a million shares. \xa0CFO sold 200k worth of stock. still. \xa0i'd bet they buy up some soon
The 100 Ft Wall (14:51:35): god damn look at this mofo
The 100 Ft Wall (14:51:38): None
The 100 Ft Wall (14:51:47): made 69 million in one day
The 100 Ft Wall (14:51:55): 75*
The 100 Ft Wall (14:54:21): None
The 100 Ft Wall (14:56:11): None
The 100 Ft Wall (14:56:51): None
The 100 Ft Wall (14:57:00): dam this benjamin fellow had a good two years
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:57:37): jesus lol
The 100 Ft Wall (14:58:05): 202,576,936 made over the two years. odds are he's hit with a full capital gains tax though since grub hub is young and he didn't hold onto them for a full year
The 100 Ft Wall (14:59:07): wow capital gains tax, if you're in the highest tax bracket, is actually only 20% so this guy still got to keep 162 million of this
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:59:18): aka i need to get into stock trading
The 100 Ft Wall (15:00:14): check out my sick profit
The 100 Ft Wall (15:00:40): None
The 100 Ft Wall (15:00:49): eat your heart out benjamin
Build a fence with a Pence (15:03:34): Thats Jacket Money
The 100 Ft Wall (15:18:35): yea so watch out, ill be big time in no time \ufffd
Build a fence with a Pence (15:43:24): http://imgur.com/DNt0T5D
Build a fence with a Pence (16:57:12): COLD STEEL THE HEDGEHEG
Build a fence with a Pence (17:02:33): http://www.dailystormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Yolo-ddd-i-would-never-do-this-to-you-merchant_8e6345_4273994.png
Build a fence with a Pence (17:06:43): https://i.redd.it/40zaa3bhe0yx.jpg
The 100 Ft Wall (17:07:35): Huffpo is such garbage it doesn't recognize it's own trash
Build a fence with a Pence (17:09:02): http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/960/143/d7a.jpg
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:14:56): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:14:56): Lol
Build a fence with a Pence (17:16:07): she can go now
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:17:38): Martin shkreli is collecting donations for her moving costs
Build a fence with a Pence (17:17:49): http://i.imgur.com/lj85Obm.jpg
Shill Bill (17:19:12): None
Shill Bill (17:19:21): over/under on how soon Barry tokes up again after POTUS
Shill Bill (17:19:34): 1 year? 2 years?
Build a fence with a Pence (17:19:41): day 0
Build a fence with a Pence (17:19:48): lights up at the agnoation
Shill Bill (17:21:11): pass the presidency to the left hand side
Build a fence with a Pence (17:22:03): you think he half nigga lips it
Build a fence with a Pence (17:22:19): https://i.reddituploads.com/4d258b82cad74eae8c3d8c2e703ff443?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=8d93b52c9279e778acffaf388b5c8c7b
The 100 Ft Wall (17:22:48): That's amazing lol
Build a fence with a Pence (17:39:41): https://i.redd.it/9oc9ihq0kuxx.png
Build a fence with a Pence (17:45:16): Enough Trump Spam is really clinging to its last life
Shill Bill (17:52:42): I'm sure they'll have a spiritual awakening of sorts in the months to come
The 100 Ft Wall (18:01:29): R/politics is back to its normal as well
Shill Bill (18:03:00): mike Pence scary
Shill Bill (18:03:01): https://theintercept.com/2016/11/15/mike-pence-will-be-the-most-powerful-christian-supremacist-in-us-history/
Shill Bill (18:03:23): didnt realize how close he is with Blackwater mercenary group
Shill Bill (18:03:48): nor did i realize how crazy a religious exremist blackwater founder is
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:13:09): Eh fear mongering imo
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:14:32): I don't think it seems like anyone in the trump regime knows what is going on anyway
Shill Bill (19:19:03): True, but that probably means Pence's opinion and actions hold more weight now. And Pence will sit on national security council
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:19:24): Not like he is the first Christian president
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:19:55): Remember when dubya said that god told him in a dream to invade Iraq
Shill Bill (19:20:27): No\U0001f614
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:21:22): https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2005/oct/07/iraq.usa?client=safari
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:21:47): This country is built off the backs of tremendous retards. Mike pence is just next in line
The 100 Ft Wall (20:18:29): But the fact we actually did invade Iraq because our president dreamed God told him to do it is still kind of insane.
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:20:37): Oh look at mr high and mighty here acting like he never did anything because he had a divine vision while he slept
Shill Bill (20:21:59): Is there a name for kids conceived of accidently via nocturnal emissions. Like you jizz in your sleep, then your girl rolls over and vacuums up the goo.
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:22:15): That's how I was born
Shill Bill (20:22:23): Ah. A Pete
Shill Bill (20:22:28): Cool cool cool
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:22:39): That's what my mom called it
Thursday, 17 November 2016
Build a fence with a Pence (08:02:14): I was a failed abortion. The doctor said he kept stabbing but I was too Willy
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:03:05): Your life taught the doctor a valuable lesson, to never give up
The 100 Ft Wall (08:04:55): And you taught him a valuable lesson, that he can't cut it as a doctor
Build a fence with a Pence (08:05:10): Then I came out and DDTed him.
Build a fence with a Pence (08:10:14): You can't abort what you can't catch. The flash taught me that
Build a fence with a Pence (09:00:03): https://i.reddituploads.com/a8de2c24d0014bd1a3c7d0a57f1f4e17?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=509e507cb4fffd7bed079c93b393a777
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:52:22): FYI
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:52:26): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:02:30): wet hot american summer is proof jews run hollywood
The 100 Ft Wall (12:08:42): a movie full of jews about a jew summer camp where 90% of the actors went on to bigger and better things, and the fact they were able to succesffully make a tv series about the show 13 years later and had everyone come back for it lol + more jews
Build a fence with a Pence (12:10:51): nah
Build a fence with a Pence (12:11:00): its lizard people
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:10:56): Find the black republican!
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:11:26): None
Build a fence with a Pence (13:50:19): found him
Build a fence with a Pence (13:51:26): https://i.sli.mg/Nck8uC.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (13:51:36): Cucknie Sanders
The 100 Ft Wall (13:52:18): that's why you need to go full communist
Build a fence with a Pence (13:54:29): None
The 100 Ft Wall (13:54:54): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:54:58): One day you will wise up young comrade
Shill Bill (13:55:54): Who knew Mickey had such wisdom
Build a fence with a Pence (13:56:04): nah he one acid
Build a fence with a Pence (13:56:09): you can see it in his eyes
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:57:04): C L A S S W A R F A R E \xa0 B A B Y
Build a fence with a Pence (14:19:27): talk about infinite warfare
Shill Bill (18:16:21): Check out @TalKopan's Tweet: https://twitter.com/TalKopan/status/799374483299536896?s=09
The 100 Ft Wall (18:22:17): Someone yelled wutang and did a flip into the pool at trump tower?
Shill Bill (18:23:00): Pool= press pool reporters
The 100 Ft Wall (18:23:21): Ohhh good fuck reporters
The 100 Ft Wall (18:23:31): Bunch of liberals
The 100 Ft Wall (18:27:30): Fox news last night was saying reporters were mad trump got dinner at some fancy place and didn't tell any media lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:29:03): None
Shill Bill (18:29:16): Yeah. But there's actually really good reason to alert press to POTUS's every move. Reagan didn't and got shot. Telling press where you are at all times is standard operating procedure, but also good policy
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:29:52): He had secret service with him
The 100 Ft Wall (18:30:33): NYT journalist is gonna dive and take a bullet for trumpie
The 100 Ft Wall (18:31:44): He might not allow every outlet white house access right
Shill Bill (18:32:45): Actually I facts wrong. Press pool was there for Reagan. It's why we have pictures video. Kennedy too. Point is, telling press where you are is part of freedom of press
Shill Bill (18:33:00): But yeah he said he don't like NYT or washpo
The 100 Ft Wall (18:33:01): Lol freedom of press
The 100 Ft Wall (18:33:11): Muh free press
Shill Bill (18:33:53): Free press is pretty much whole point of first amendment
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:36:15): If they were good at their job they would have known he was going to dinner
The 100 Ft Wall (18:36:20): Free to publish propaganda and disparage anything further left than the NYT. So glad they have the freedom to do that.
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:36:22): It's not like he went into hiding lol
The 100 Ft Wall (18:36:51): The first amendment is just to appease the unwashed massss
The 100 Ft Wall (18:36:56): Masses
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:37:24): This is where horseshoe theory comes into play, that sounds like something my mom would say lol
The 100 Ft Wall (18:37:36): I only care about freedom, the freedom to be dank
Shill Bill (18:37:44): NBC reporter figured out and made reservation there. That's why there video
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:38:00): That's some hard hitting journalism
The 100 Ft Wall (18:38:08): "Oh my god look he's eating dinner and didn't bother to tell anyone! Everyone come quick!"
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:38:25): You like butter, don't you trump
The 100 Ft Wall (18:38:54): You feel that in your veins. I know your doctor told you to watch your fat intake trump
The 100 Ft Wall (18:39:10): You ever wonder why no matter how hard you tried you couldn't Lose weight?
The 100 Ft Wall (18:40:50): That isn't a rash on you, that's hundreds of little needle marks.
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:41:30): Let's make that into a feature length film
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:50:35): Super deluxe is doing a live Crack vs Heroin poll lol
Shill Bill (19:54:31): guys, this is our chance to tell Papa Trump
Shill Bill (19:54:33): https://apply.ptt.gov/yourstory/
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:54:58): Oh I'm in
Shill Bill (19:55:47): None
Shill Bill (19:55:59): an official gov website
Shill Bill (19:56:06): off to a great start
The 100 Ft Wall (20:38:19): Wait did you type that in or is that the place holder text
Shill Bill (20:38:36): place holder
Shill Bill (20:38:49): i guess hillary cannot fill out this form
Shill Bill (20:39:10): she have to lie and say she's not a robot
The 100 Ft Wall (20:39:16): Good lord
Shill Bill (20:39:38): straight from GreatAgain.gov
The 100 Ft Wall (20:40:57): Just finished my midterm. I feel much pressure competing against a class full of asians. It's like I represent all white people. I'm the Jackie Robinson of math at rutgers
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:41:38): I hope you made us proud
Shill Bill (20:42:12): I hope you made us great
Shill Bill (20:42:16): again
The 100 Ft Wall (20:42:48): I did a quick count of my points I should have between a 95-100/120. With a curve I'm thinking a high B. Shit was fucking tough.
Shill Bill (20:43:58): o boo hoo. brian forgot how to count to 120 tonight.
Shill Bill (20:44:18): whats a counting degree worth anyways?
The 100 Ft Wall (20:45:18): Only plus side of being the only white kid the professor knows me by name lol
Shill Bill (20:46:03): "how about you, Blian?"
The 100 Ft Wall (20:46:19): Nah my professor is a white nigga
The 100 Ft Wall (20:47:15): He let's call him "my honkey"
Shill Bill (20:48:27): sounds like a classic American love story
Friday, 18 November 2016
The 100 Ft Wall (08:46:22): guess who got offered robinhood Gold as one of the first memebers. I can't wait to lose my money at twice the rate
Shill Bill (08:47:02): So you just get trades approved faster?
The 100 Ft Wall (08:49:32): Nah but I do now have access to extended trading hours for free which is actually really nice, normally you need to pay extra for that
Shill Bill (08:50:05): More capitalism, more often
The 100 Ft Wall (08:50:10): And I get a $1,000 margin and they don't require interest back like most trading houses
The 100 Ft Wall (08:50:22): the faster you can circulate capital the more you can make of it baby
Shill Bill (08:52:13): McDonalds is implementing screens to order food. Da robots is coming
Shill Bill (08:52:50): None
The 100 Ft Wall (08:53:28): I dumped my ISIS stock of lockheed martin in favor of Mexican Wall Stocks, concrete and construction.
Shill Bill (08:53:51): I don't even know if you're joking
The 100 Ft Wall (08:55:17): im not i sold my LMT for a cool .35 cents because it was barely moving, construction has been on the up, it hasn't moved this much since 2009
The 100 Ft Wall (08:56:00): i think LMT will do better AFTER trump is president. construction will do well now and in the future, even if he doesn't do the wall but decides to do infrastructure im still good
Shill Bill (08:56:14): You buying specific construction stock or are there indexes?
The 100 Ft Wall (08:56:29): i got an index so I have exposure to the 2 big construction stocks
The 100 Ft Wall (08:57:01): PKB is the index, it has shares in MLM and the other big construction stock, forget hte name. Guns are fucking killing it right now no pun intended
The 100 Ft Wall (08:58:50): i hope trump talks about the wall today
Shill Bill (09:00:08): Nah. He's announcing to many cabinet picks today. Only reason he'd mention the wall would be if it's not good news. Friday is not the day to make good announcements.
The 100 Ft Wall (09:00:59): i'd take him talking about our crumbling infrastructure and fixing that too
The 100 Ft Wall (09:17:40): you guys should see my google stock spreadsheet it's getting ridiculous. it allows you to pull in live financial information so I have a column that tells me when a stock is being traded more or less than average at this time based on the hours and average trading info.
Shill Bill (09:19:00): Killing Santa Claus: The Secret Plot to Destroy the World\u2019s #1 Communist\n\nI'm gonna write about how global warming is real. But it's a plot to destroy Santa cause he's giving away goods and services for free. That's a no no in capitalism
Shill Bill (09:19:18): He's the real red menace
Shill Bill (09:20:00): "The ice cold capitalist are succeeding in driving an ice pick into the tender heart of Ol\u2019 Saint Nick."
Shill Bill (09:21:23): How you updating a spreadsheet with live info. That function built into Google docs or excel?
The 100 Ft Wall (09:22:26): google has built in financial info. you can type in =googlefinance("STCK", "Price") to get the current live price, or other attributes
Shill Bill (09:24:35): This a different spreadsheet than Trumpire Investments LLC?
The 100 Ft Wall (09:25:17): nah same one i just added a few columns you can see I know have a measure of how many trades happen on average by this time and how many actually have, to indicate if a stock is being traded more heavily or less heavily than average at the current moment
The 100 Ft Wall (09:26:21): also going back to what you were saying
The 100 Ft Wall (09:26:25): None
Build a fence with a Pence (09:29:45): https://i.redd.it/3uydc4qb3cyx.jpg
The 100 Ft Wall (09:30:31): snail trailllllllllll
Build a fence with a Pence (09:30:37): When ever I see Josh and Brian go back and forth with out Pete interjecting, i know you went full commies with out reading it
The 100 Ft Wall (09:30:57): that's right about 90% of the time. the other 10% is probably just about a tv show
The 100 Ft Wall (09:32:20): actually though this time there was some stock talk
The 100 Ft Wall (09:54:19): I just found a document in my google drive "My Dinner with Dringus" and the only line written in it is "Similar to my dinner with Andre".
Shill Bill (10:00:47): So intriguing. I'd watch
The 100 Ft Wall (10:04:01): None
Build a fence with a Pence (11:39:25): http://kottonzoo.com/images/thumbnails/252/225/x2434_main_1447380032.png.pagespeed.ic.jyzkyo8FO4.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (11:45:45): http://i.imgur.com/MBdncOO.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (12:13:07): https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKSoJ0Xlyjduql2/source.gif
Build a fence with a Pence (12:28:24): https://i.sli.mg/2V7OlX.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (12:28:30): thats pretty messed up
The 100 Ft Wall (12:29:16): Nah fuck whitey
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:29:21): racism equals privilege plus power
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:29:41): That's some tumblr talk for you
The 100 Ft Wall (12:42:21): i mean
The 100 Ft Wall (12:42:43): think of all the harm that's come from white people saying fuck the blacks and all the harm that's come from black people saying fuck the whites lol
Build a fence with a Pence (12:42:58): EVERYONE SHUT UP
Build a fence with a Pence (12:43:08): i forgot the new pokemon came out today
Build a fence with a Pence (12:43:26): and now you can contunie
The 100 Ft Wall (12:43:42): i was just going to say black power
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:43:43): Are there black Pok\xe9mon? Trying to tie these two together
The 100 Ft Wall (12:43:53): there's blackachu
The 100 Ft Wall (12:44:51): None
Shill Bill (12:45:12): I always preferred Reichu
Shill Bill (12:45:23): As in third Reich
The 100 Ft Wall (12:45:43): yea dumb peter pan syndrome ass pikachu refusing to evolve in the show
Build a fence with a Pence (12:46:07): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:46:19): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:46:23): race war has never been so cute
Build a fence with a Pence (12:46:58): Mines NigglyPuff
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:47:01): Well this is new
The 100 Ft Wall (12:47:40): lol this inspired me to type in other nationalities + pokemon
The 100 Ft Wall (12:47:42): heres indian pokemon
The 100 Ft Wall (12:47:45): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:48:02): None
Build a fence with a Pence (12:51:29): None
Build a fence with a Pence (13:14:53): https://i.reddituploads.com/1a10bc274d324c289424b6061abdb178?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=3edf2b02806fcb992898f5d179d3390d
The 100 Ft Wall (13:29:40): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJFcpRxju2g&feature=youtu.be&t=1m23s
The 100 Ft Wall (13:30:11): ronald reagan literally advocating for socialism at the end. this shakes up my whole foundation
Shill Bill (13:30:49): Reagan also granted amnesty for how many millions of illegal imigrants
Build a fence with a Pence (13:31:39): Reagan also rode a velociraptor shooting uzis
The 100 Ft Wall (13:33:23): None
Build a fence with a Pence (13:38:24): You activated my trap card
Build a fence with a Pence (13:38:25): https://sli.mg/XuGDyo
Shill Bill (13:39:36): let's make a meme card game
Build a fence with a Pence (13:40:08): https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/whatdoyoumeme/what-do-you-memetm
Build a fence with a Pence (13:40:10): failed
Shill Bill (13:40:16): well then
Build a fence with a Pence (13:40:24): Brah do you even interent?
Shill Bill (13:41:16): not goods apparently
The 100 Ft Wall (13:41:59): oh boy we getting started on bernie again lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:42:18): the top x% of the top x%
Build a fence with a Pence (13:42:22): http://i.imgur.com/RQah8hZ.png
The 100 Ft Wall (13:43:54): this was posted from @floridaHRC day of election and qas quickly deleted lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:43:58): None
The 100 Ft Wall (13:44:28): some alternatives
The 100 Ft Wall (13:44:31): None
Shill Bill (13:44:33): i mean, they still made history. cause they lost
The 100 Ft Wall (13:44:54): None
Shill Bill (13:46:56): is Tay Tay still a nazi
Build a fence with a Pence (13:47:52): she is hitlers wet drea,
Build a fence with a Pence (13:49:18): https://i.reddituploads.com/9dc5a09d329a43c2b865f4c7fdc339b8?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=12340fadba611aaf4b4b8ccbae16e8b7
Build a fence with a Pence (13:57:00): https://i.reddituploads.com/f3c0d2ed569348499b4ea05d9e1c263b?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=45bca5e903dc9787b7138dc267772bc5
The 100 Ft Wall (14:06:15): give it the old college triy
The 100 Ft Wall (14:13:13): im off to start my own communal society in the woods where each is given to their needs and each contributes to their abilities. i only have one question, who's coming with me?
The 100 Ft Wall (14:13:16): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:17:58): See that concept doesn't work when your needs are vastly greater than your abilities
The 100 Ft Wall (14:18:19): if you're a one man community sure
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:19:09): im trying to think of what i would contribute in the woods though
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:19:21): i would probably just eat rocks and then die
Build a fence with a Pence (14:26:01): https://gfycat.com/ImperturbableFelineArgentineruddyduck
The 100 Ft Wall (14:26:57): it looks cool but wtf is the point lol
Build a fence with a Pence (14:29:41): how you gunna build that int he wood
Build a fence with a Pence (14:40:05): Dankest Pokemon
The 100 Ft Wall (15:22:36): None
The 100 Ft Wall (15:22:42): this dude looks like capitalism took human form
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:24:43): http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/131/1/c/Woll_Smoth_by_Bassel.png
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:24:54): Looks like Woll Smoth
Build a fence with a Pence (15:39:56): http://i.imgur.com/ukHu7hw.jpg
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:40:39): He's going to love Terryology
Shill Bill (15:40:56): Sounds like Garyology too
The 100 Ft Wall (15:45:36): Steveologist - one who practices the art of scamming amazon
Shill Bill (15:48:53): Scamazon
Shill Bill (15:49:02): Scamazon.com
Build a fence with a Pence (15:53:11): i want to just sit down with steve and have him explain his world to me
The 100 Ft Wall (16:11:39): it's actually really fun when your high to pick steves brain
Build a fence with a Pence (16:20:09): how does he feel about president trump?
The 100 Ft Wall (16:21:28): not sure, don't think he cares yet tbh lol
The 100 Ft Wall (16:21:29): https://i.reddituploads.com/c8de5c35a5ad4073b79978c6e3b85821?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=e51c2483de3d94fc410cd99306fb0a07
Build a fence with a Pence (16:22:08): Trump President i get tendies,
Build a fence with a Pence (16:22:15): clinton presdient\xa0i get tendies
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:22:23): Magic unicorn adventure? That sounds hard as hell
Build a fence with a Pence (16:24:46): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn5pIkEHPf0
Build a fence with a Pence (16:24:53): this cant be real right
The 100 Ft Wall (16:29:27): i believe it lol
Build a fence with a Pence (16:32:46): https://i.redd.it/acgb7ey4yeyx.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (16:32:51): kinda true
The 100 Ft Wall (16:34:47): it is true lol
The 100 Ft Wall (16:34:48): http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/10/27/chuck_todd_it_took_12_clinton_staffers_12_hours_to_write_one_tweet.html
The 100 Ft Wall (16:36:10): this was a tweet about supporting the fight for 15 crowd, but they make sure not to actually take a stance or position on it
The 100 Ft Wall (16:36:13): spineless slime
The 100 Ft Wall (16:41:05): you guys doing anything saturday night? haleys going out with her friends
The 100 Ft Wall (16:41:14): so i figured i may as well slum it with you guys
Build a fence with a Pence (16:41:24): Oh im going out with Haley
Build a fence with a Pence (16:41:38): its the We Hate Brian Club
Build a fence with a Pence (16:41:49): Pete is chapter Treasurer
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:42:20): I'm hanging out with Jessie Saturday but we might be able to go out with you guys if you're down to do shit
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:42:44): And I quit the We Hate Brian club, got too political and cliquey
Build a fence with a Pence (16:43:18): MABA
Build a fence with a Pence (16:43:31): i fucked htat up
Build a fence with a Pence (16:43:35): MBGA
Build a fence with a Pence (16:43:41): Make Brian Great Again
The 100 Ft Wall (16:44:16): jokes on you
The 100 Ft Wall (16:44:18): I was never great
The 100 Ft Wall (16:44:22): I was ok at some points
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:46:25): I prefer old-school brian, pre-math brian, when we both used to stay up all night talking about how numbers are gay and marvelling at how we have 11 fingers
The 100 Ft Wall (16:48:50): None
The 100 Ft Wall (16:49:02): my second cousin, future red piller, man going his own way
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:50:12): 100% of those back up lovers have the BBC
Build a fence with a Pence (16:50:16): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOLo7DibduI
Build a fence with a Pence (16:50:36): DON LEMON DONT GIVE A FUCK
Build a fence with a Pence (16:54:22): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtBdiNghl7c
Build a fence with a Pence (16:54:26): What is this
Build a fence with a Pence (16:54:29): fucking batman
The 100 Ft Wall (16:54:47): nigel farage and boris johnson are the UK political donald trumps
Build a fence with a Pence (16:54:59): AKA
Build a fence with a Pence (16:55:01): Winners
The 100 Ft Wall (16:55:11): aka FUCKING FASCIST PIGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Build a fence with a Pence (16:58:46): https://i.redd.it/6b0twethxfyx.png
Build a fence with a Pence (16:58:55): Stephen Dallas
Build a fence with a Pence (16:58:59): you savage
The 100 Ft Wall (16:59:00): lmao
The 100 Ft Wall (17:00:32): I think steve is actually moving out out. he just told me the TV is going to his apartment after thanksgiving. things must be pretty serious
Build a fence with a Pence (17:00:48): which tv
Build a fence with a Pence (17:00:52): the basment one
Build a fence with a Pence (17:00:58): isnt that your parents
The 100 Ft Wall (17:02:09): yea the basement, no steve paid for it
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:27:15): Did Steve find a new job
The 100 Ft Wall (17:28:42): That's what it sounds like
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:28:52): Damn good for him
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:29:08): Pretty soon he'll be watching black and white TV in his own place
Build a fence with a Pence (18:39:19): Should I follow the girl I lost my virginity to in Instagram
Shill Bill (18:45:48): Why would I say no
Build a fence with a Pence (19:06:13): It's okay josh. You'll find a guy who will take yours one day
Shill Bill (19:14:13): You busy tonight?
Build a fence with a Pence (19:14:30): For you. Yes
Saturday, 19 November 2016
The 100 Ft Wall (11:00:04): So marc you still know someone who wants a cat because we just found three more kittens oh god why
The 100 Ft Wall (11:05:23): Please someone wake me from this cat nightmare
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:09:51): You took them in already?
Build a fence with a Pence (11:10:54): Brian is a cat person now
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:11:35): https://media2.giphy.com/media/3orif6uqOTNeKE82uQ/giphy.gif
The 100 Ft Wall (11:49:31): So the landscapers were doing the leaves in our backyard. Then 3 of them came to my front door ringing the bell hold 3 kittens saying they found them under our deck and at that point what choice did I have lol
Shill Bill (11:52:06): Slam the door in their face?
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:03:10): So no speako espanol!
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:03:51): Do you have like seven cats now
The 100 Ft Wall (12:05:45): Well they were worried about hurting them with the leaf blowers. And yes 7 lol
The 100 Ft Wall (12:05:52): 11 if you count the outdoor cars
The 100 Ft Wall (12:05:54): Kill me
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:07:30): I think the legal limit for pets is like 8
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:08:08): 8 cats 3 dogs
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:08:23): So you're almost at capacity at least
The 100 Ft Wall (12:08:26): Well then you can take 7 cats can't ya ;)
Build a fence with a Pence (12:19:45): Hippies are the worst type of people
The 100 Ft Wall (12:23:12): I'm kind of a hippie and I'm not terrible
The 100 Ft Wall (12:23:52): What did hippies ever do to you man
The 100 Ft Wall (12:25:52): You like weed, you like the ability to sleep with many women (free love), and you love Jean jackets. I think you're a hippie and you don't even know it ;)
The 100 Ft Wall (12:27:10): You have a long board too lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:40:59): Is Marc the biggest hippy of us all?
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:41:03): \U0001f60f\U0001f60f\U0001f60f
Build a fence with a Pence (13:43:49): One. I don't like jean jackets
Build a fence with a Pence (13:44:07): 2 I have a nickel board which is a shirt board
Build a fence with a Pence (13:44:20): And three. Fuck you
Shill Bill (13:45:16): Sounds like the hippie is butt hurt
Build a fence with a Pence (13:57:25): Your just butt hurt cause i wouldn't make your butt hurt last night
Shill Bill (18:42:34): Check out @AngelTilaLove's Tweet: https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove/status/799809348755161088?s=09
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:15:19): Oh god I forgot about her
The 100 Ft Wall (19:16:17): So she's a nazi huh
Monday, 21 November 2016
Build a fence with a Pence (05:00:43): Josh vice came in last week and told us they were expanding. They are hiring journalists for there Brooklyn office. Here's your shot kid
Build a fence with a Pence (08:17:52): They are doing Vice money. You can spread your communist pr
Build a fence with a Pence (08:17:59): Propaganda
The 100 Ft Wall (08:18:39): Vice MONEY? Should be Vice Labor vouchers
The 100 Ft Wall (08:52:27): josh we were wrong all along
The 100 Ft Wall (08:52:31): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:03:06): I though ford was a national socialist \U0001f60f
Build a fence with a Pence (09:09:22): https://i.reddituploads.com/37910d0dc6b34ff2887490210647c4a4?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=44622ffe4974372a69bf85b034698613
The 100 Ft Wall (09:09:24): apparently he was a big fan of the nazi's lol
The 100 Ft Wall (09:09:46): women drivers amirite my fellow men
Build a fence with a Pence (09:10:21): Party People Say Hiel
Build a fence with a Pence (09:29:08): What if Bernie wasn't socialism. So he can be in control of all the money. Because he wants it all.
The 100 Ft Wall (09:55:03): so basically just keep the system as is \ufffd
The 100 Ft Wall (09:55:08): since jew's control the money
The 100 Ft Wall (09:55:51): you see newt gringrich defending the appointment of steve bannon, saying how he's not an anti-semite, he's worked in big banks and with hollywood producers! lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:58:21): The Mel Gibson defense
The 100 Ft Wall (09:58:31): Your dirty jew fan, Mel Gibson
The 100 Ft Wall (10:27:39): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6iN6VTL7v8
Build a fence with a Pence (12:31:14): http://i.imgur.com/1Fz9TbF.gifv
The 100 Ft Wall (12:36:44): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:36:55): personally I say florida is the 4loko state
Build a fence with a Pence (12:37:09): Bud Light
Build a fence with a Pence (12:37:21): Is Meth and Herion and answer?
Build a fence with a Pence (12:58:08): https://i.reddituploads.com/d9bd388774174f22b870ad413529dff4?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=0e5e53a546146a205e16b52c9852229a
The 100 Ft Wall (13:02:19): http://www.businessinsider.com/how-daniel-rigmaiden-discovered-stingray-spying-technology-2015-6
Shill Bill (13:40:36): https://theintercept.com/surveillance-catalogue/
Build a fence with a Pence (13:49:36): come get me coppers
Shill Bill (13:50:06): \U0001f437
Build a fence with a Pence (13:51:29): if they really want to know what porn i watch go ahead, what gifs i watch go ahead, BUT I WILL BE FUCKING DAMNED IF THEY KNOW WHAT POKEMON IM EV TRAINING RIGHT NOW
The 100 Ft Wall (14:36:35): i feel like im going too far down the rabbit hole
The 100 Ft Wall (14:36:42): /r/pizzagate is taking up all my time
Build a fence with a Pence (15:14:56): Please tell me Donald Trump and Reddit are going to bring down the biggest pedo ring since the church
The 100 Ft Wall (15:15:58): Norway just arrested a ring of 20 pedos involving lawyers and politicians. who knows who will be next!
Build a fence with a Pence (15:16:12): this is amazing, "Donald Trump is racist for thinking illegal immigrants don't\xa0belong in this country" "But is cool clinton\xa0hid a pedo ring for years"
Build a fence with a Pence (15:19:14): I think a bunch of republicans were arrrested for ot
Build a fence with a Pence (15:19:15): it
Build a fence with a Pence (15:19:20): WHY ISNT THIS ON THE NEWS
Build a fence with a Pence (15:19:38): CNN more like Child Nudes Network
The 100 Ft Wall (15:19:39): cause the LAME stream media is in on it
The 100 Ft Wall (15:20:38): https://i.imgur.com/aCOcBD9.gifv
Build a fence with a Pence (15:29:46): yo, the fuck
Build a fence with a Pence (15:29:58): this isnt some funny bush did 9/11 ahit
Build a fence with a Pence (15:30:06): this mightbe happening
The 100 Ft Wall (15:39:29): you think anyone drove by that and thought "wow, I was thinking I'd go hillary, but that lawn makes some really strong points"
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:42:09): with this election? honestly yea
Build a fence with a Pence (15:46:07): https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/14607004_1049377878494675_6532112908904562688_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTM1ODk0ODUzOTA0ODE4ODU5MA%3D%3D.2
Build a fence with a Pence (15:49:05): None
The 100 Ft Wall (15:57:34): yea keep our kids out of hip hop!
The 100 Ft Wall (16:12:11): did you guys know at the end of his term and when running again, trump plans to get 95% of the black vote?
The 100 Ft Wall (16:12:52): None
The 100 Ft Wall (16:34:10): None
The 100 Ft Wall (16:40:34): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:45:21): None
The 100 Ft Wall (16:46:32): None
Build a fence with a Pence (16:52:39): https://i.imgur.com/sg9JCo8.gif
Build a fence with a Pence (16:54:23): None
Build a fence with a Pence (16:54:33): Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza
The 100 Ft Wall (16:54:40): holy shit that first pic lol
Build a fence with a Pence (17:11:38): Can someone explain to me why woman complain about carrying a baby around for 9 month then holding it for like 2 years
Build a fence with a Pence (17:11:48): I pay to life shit up and down
Build a fence with a Pence (17:11:57): plus you had sex for it
Build a fence with a Pence (17:12:02): i feel like its a win win
Build a fence with a Pence (17:12:08): swole lower back
Build a fence with a Pence (17:12:15): people know you bone
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:12:24): Oh wow I feel so bad for you, you had sex
Build a fence with a Pence (17:13:07): an aqbortion is throwing away a free gym membership
Build a fence with a Pence (17:13:13): which is the real crime
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:13:30): 9 months where you get to eat whatever you want and complain about going up stairs? I call that a dirty bulk
Build a fence with a Pence (17:14:12): and everytime you bend down its a squat
The 100 Ft Wall (17:54:18): 25 years later my mom brings up the fact she was pregnant with my for 9 months. Is there no expiration date on this shit? Can you imagine holding onto one achievement for 25 years? It's like a 60 year old thinking he's better than for you because in high school he caught a winning touchdown once. Except also it turns out every person of his gender is capable of catching that touchdown if they so desired
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:06:16): No joke, when I was dating Kristi her dad used to do that, brag about shit he did in high school at age 50+
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:06:19): It was weird
The 100 Ft Wall (18:12:33): Where are all the Dads bragging about busting the nut that made you
Build a fence with a Pence (18:15:54): Remember highschool though. Solid
The 100 Ft Wall (18:16:19): High school was were I honed my fine motor skills through video games lol
The 100 Ft Wall (20:24:36): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:25:25): Been there done that
Tuesday, 22 November 2016
Build a fence with a Pence (11:58:25): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3960366/Migrants-burned-refugee-centre-causing-10-million-damage-wasn-t-Nutella-Gummibears-chocolate-German-Red-Cross-worker-reveals.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline
Build a fence with a Pence (11:58:36): See i feel like that would be in america
The 100 Ft Wall (12:01:41): Not with our army
The 100 Ft Wall (12:01:43): I mean police
Build a fence with a Pence (12:03:54): https://i.reddituploads.com/ada6df2d963a499d9cc1532f9a6b882f?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=ece9907207d17c0f70172d258007e8ff
The 100 Ft Wall (12:08:54): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1o6-bi3jlxk&time_continue=159
Build a fence with a Pence (12:43:04): Can we all agree that if any of us have a girl born on 1/17
Build a fence with a Pence (12:43:08): we name her Sierra
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:43:55): I was going to name her Ivanka after her mother
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:44:07): \U0001f60f
Build a fence with a Pence (12:44:37): Well then Name him Barron after his dad
Build a fence with a Pence (12:54:00): http://imgur.com/Br0gao5
Build a fence with a Pence (13:14:57): You think I could nap it out on the toilet at work
The 100 Ft Wall (13:16:45): You don't know if you don't try ;)
The 100 Ft Wall (13:52:39): https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/tim-allen-hollywood-hypocritical-trump-bashing-2016-11?client=ms-android-verizon#scso=uid_WDSToAAPIesKVIrnHwEohA_18:0
The 100 Ft Wall (13:52:51): Tin allen back in the news
Build a fence with a Pence (14:10:51): Anyone else think that kayne might be right all this time
Shill Bill (14:11:24): Anyone else think that Tim Allen's neighbor was a nudist?
Build a fence with a Pence (14:12:42): I thought that was confrimed
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:23:19): Can we create a crossover with Tim Allen and QQ?
The 100 Ft Wall (15:21:26): Gary the landlord
Shill Bill (15:23:02): Dang. He feisty
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:24:31): Steve's legs are going to be broken soon
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:24:51): If he says he got those black eyes from walking into a door don't believe him
Build a fence with a Pence (15:38:21): Does Steve need a body Guard, i accept ill gotten amazon gift cards
Build a fence with a Pence (15:41:51): https://i.redd.it/hrvbxliye1zx.png
Build a fence with a Pence (15:44:15): https://i.reddituploads.com/9b7982675af547018cec99f61bda50b0?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=afbb9ad0afa3082872f2f71d94a793bd
The 100 Ft Wall (16:24:56): Donald Trump attacks one of the most powerful CEO in Corporate America - At the very top of the Trump Tower skyscraper, he personally warns CNN CEO Jeff Zuckers : "I hate your network. Everyone at CNN is a liar. You should be ashamed"
Build a fence with a Pence (16:26:19): Trump Train Gives No Fucks and Has no Breaks
Build a fence with a Pence (16:26:40): We all know Trump CNN because he is in Bed with Vinny Mac
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:31:23): I hope the trump tower becomes the new White House
Build a fence with a Pence (16:32:30): with black jack and hookers
The 100 Ft Wall (16:34:02): melania is gonna stay there till barron's mind isn't as empty as his name
The 100 Ft Wall (16:34:08): aka till the school year is over
Build a fence with a Pence (16:34:49): https://i.redd.it/n2c98tpf86zx.jpg
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:35:38): You like cocaine, don't you Marc
Build a fence with a Pence (16:38:10): I get high on life Pete
Build a fence with a Pence (16:38:32): Life Cereal, i smash that shit and snort it
The 100 Ft Wall (16:41:44): Can we talk about the jews? We haven't talked about how the jews are screwing at all today
The 100 Ft Wall (16:41:53): Screwing us*
Shill Bill (16:42:21): Bend over gents. It ain't gonna be all the Jews. Just this Jew.
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:44:02): Thank god for my white privilege
Build a fence with a Pence (16:52:28): http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2016/11/15/tinder-gets-trans-friendly-update-dozens-gender-identity-options/93870512/
The 100 Ft Wall (16:52:58): jew privilege > white privilege, check your lack of privilege
The 100 Ft Wall (16:53:04): yea I heard that
Build a fence with a Pence (16:53:20): time to fuck the other 36 genders
The 100 Ft Wall (16:53:34): you did the hair rainbow
The 100 Ft Wall (16:53:36): now the gender rainbow
The 100 Ft Wall (16:53:48): first gender up: Male
Build a fence with a Pence (16:54:27): wait a minute, if a girl wants to be a guys then she gets test to be more manly, but if i have test i get arested for streriods
The 100 Ft Wall (16:54:43): honestly i agre it's dumb. all the hollywood actors are all on HGH anyways
Build a fence with a Pence (16:54:59): POWER BARS
Build a fence with a Pence (16:55:10): How do i get HGH
Build a fence with a Pence (16:55:16): i want to be HiGH
Build a fence with a Pence (16:55:22): wink wink
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:57:08): I was reading on a forum about this "straight" guy who goes on Grindr and fucks pre op trans women because they throw themselves at straight guys, that could be an untapped market for you
Build a fence with a Pence (16:57:31): wait what
Build a fence with a Pence (16:57:36): they females
Build a fence with a Pence (16:57:45): and i can fuck them in the butt
The 100 Ft Wall (16:57:47): wait they're men becoming women or women becoming men
The 100 Ft Wall (16:57:54): i mean the butts safe either way
Build a fence with a Pence (16:58:06): Boys becoming Men Men Becoming Wolves
The 100 Ft Wall (16:58:25): werewolf barmitzvah spooky scary
The 100 Ft Wall (16:58:45): ok so gary messaged steve "We just got DramaFever"\nsteve: "whats that"\ngary: "it's like crunchyroll but for asian dramas"\nsteve: "coooool"\ngary: "asian women love it, so there's a good chance aurora will have her friends over to watch it"\nsteve: "ohh nice"\ngary: "aurora said because of that you should probably pay for it"\nsteve: "lol"\ni swear to god steve better not be paying for the asian drama on demand channel
Build a fence with a Pence (16:59:24): His Wifes name is Aurora
Build a fence with a Pence (16:59:32): New Plan
The 100 Ft Wall (16:59:33): as in borealis
Build a fence with a Pence (16:59:38): Bang Garys wife
The 100 Ft Wall (16:59:50): you're gonna throw a frame bang his way huh
Build a fence with a Pence (16:59:58): never had an asian
Build a fence with a Pence (17:00:01): and lets be real
Build a fence with a Pence (17:00:04): she married gary
Build a fence with a Pence (17:00:11): she probabbly retarded
The 100 Ft Wall (17:00:33): on some level i do think she has to have some defeciency or more likely in desperate need of a green card
Build a fence with a Pence (17:01:10): i can give her a green card to the bone zone
Build a fence with a Pence (17:07:48): https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/801122850891591680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Build a fence with a Pence (17:08:00): Damn Ted Cruz Spit Straight FIRE
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:08:30): ohohohhohohohohohohoho
Build a fence with a Pence (17:09:00): I like Rubio
Build a fence with a Pence (17:09:04): I like Criz
Build a fence with a Pence (17:09:15): The Donald is growing on me
Build a fence with a Pence (17:09:24): I like Barry
Build a fence with a Pence (17:09:31): I love BroBiden
Build a fence with a Pence (17:35:24): http://i.imgur.com/QVqucyu.gif
The 100 Ft Wall (17:44:36): Barry who?
Build a fence with a Pence (17:46:09): OBAMA
The 100 Ft Wall (17:46:41): that's what I thought you meant but I wasn't sure
The 100 Ft Wall (17:46:50): but yea he's essentailly a right winger now \ufffd
Build a fence with a Pence (17:47:38): Listen Right Wing
Build a fence with a Pence (17:47:40): White Wing
Build a fence with a Pence (17:47:44): Chicken Wings
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:48:31): There's a reason they call it the RIGHT wing
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:48:54): I want to join a party so I can get more involved in voting now that we live in the trumpire
The 100 Ft Wall (18:02:36): Join the SDA, Social Democrats of America
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:05:21): I'll prob just join the Democratic Party
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:05:30): So I can vote in primaries and stuff
The 100 Ft Wall (18:07:23): Fuck the dnc
Grab Em By The Swing States (18:18:10): Gotta do what you gotta do
The 100 Ft Wall (18:18:54): Be independent you can still vote in primaries
Shill Bill (19:44:21): https://www.mykybella.com/
Shill Bill (19:45:26): Double chin treatment. Who knew?
The 100 Ft Wall (20:10:14): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:23:05): Bravo
The 100 Ft Wall (20:25:35): "Sink wash your meat"
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:46:25): None
Wednesday, 23 November 2016
The 100 Ft Wall (09:24:22): http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-uncles-enter-last-stage-of-prep-for-thursd-30463
The 100 Ft Wall (13:28:47): None
The 100 Ft Wall (13:29:02): on the site professorwatchlist that lets you report spooky socialist professors
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:32:27): It'd be easier to report professors who are NOT socialist lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:32:44): a durrrrrrrrrrr
The 100 Ft Wall (13:32:51): you mean libtard cucks
The 100 Ft Wall (13:53:26): >Clinton's lead in the popular vote surpasses 2 million
The 100 Ft Wall (13:57:51): hillary clinton getting the presidency -
The 100 Ft Wall (13:57:52): http://i.imgur.com/gRiRcKB.gifv
The 100 Ft Wall (14:04:04): the nazi's on reddits admin team shut down /r/pizzagate (
The 100 Ft Wall (14:04:05): \ufffd
The 100 Ft Wall (14:27:29): Lena Dunham is sitting Shiva for Hillary Clinton's loss lmao
The 100 Ft Wall (14:27:36): http://archive.is/DLsq2#selection-589.0-598.0
Shill Bill (14:29:15): I love watching them all cringe
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:29:48): L I B E R A L S
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:30:46): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:30:57): Thank god we are so enlightened right boys
The 100 Ft Wall (14:31:21): it's like i always say
The 100 Ft Wall (14:31:27): reality has a social democratic bias
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:32:36): Since becoming a social democrat I've won every argument I've been in!
The 100 Ft Wall (14:33:16): can't wait till thursday. i left out my Marx and Engels reader on the kitchen table before I left so my mom can see it
The 100 Ft Wall (14:34:08): "oh this old thing? it's only the best book I've ever fucking read you ignorant reactionary fuck" -me to my grandma when she asks what I'm reading
The 100 Ft Wall (14:37:28): oh man my coworker just made my week. our receptionist was talking about how she needs the turkey out by 430 because her neice has to go to work at 6. my slovenian coworker says "see they don't know how they're screwing up peoples lives" and I said "no they know exactly what they are doing" and he said "yup, capitalism in full bloom" and he gave me this look that just said "revolution is near"
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:39:30): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:41:01): I was going to put "To each according to his needs" over a picture of a black guy in expensive sneakers
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:41:06): but groupme is surprisingly progressive
The 100 Ft Wall (14:41:29): this one looks like anti-capitalist propaganda considering how underpaid wal mart employees are lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:41:31): i'm looking to break into the "conservative 80 year old man internet meme market"
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:41:33): what do you think?
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:41:40): good point, i need to work on that
The 100 Ft Wall (14:41:58): well you're on the right track by trying using a bad example of black people for your point
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:44:02): thanks, im working hard on this
The 100 Ft Wall (14:44:45): None
The 100 Ft Wall (14:45:56): i just found a whole group of iron steel worker memes lmao
The 100 Ft Wall (14:46:09): None
The 100 Ft Wall (14:46:33): this one is defintiely out of place though
The 100 Ft Wall (14:46:35): None
The 100 Ft Wall (14:59:58): None
Thursday, 24 November 2016
The 100 Ft Wall (09:18:39): Happy spanksgiving you UNEDUCATED WHITE MALES
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:18:59): I'm gonna spank it all day
The 100 Ft Wall (09:19:27): This spanking goes out to the people who originally got spanked, the native Americans
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:21:36): Thanks for the turkey ya dumb savages
Build a fence with a Pence (09:31:35): Gobble gobble mother fucker
The 100 Ft Wall (09:45:18): None
The 100 Ft Wall (09:45:29): Some wisdom from a old friend
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:51:30): Thank you Ryan
Shill Bill (09:52:17): He liked AND commented on his own post
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:52:30): He does that on all his posts
Shill Bill (09:52:36): Ryan sounds questionable
The 100 Ft Wall (09:52:45): You have no idea
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:26:21): None
Build a fence with a Pence (13:43:58): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:43:05): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:43:10): Another Ryan classic
The 100 Ft Wall (18:49:45): LOL wtf
Shill Bill (18:51:05): Pete, don't tease us. What do the other ten comments say?
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:22:17): Just a bunch of people encouraging him and Ryan saying he has low self esteem
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:22:42): Nothing as good as talking about fucking whores on facebook
Build a fence with a Pence (19:34:45): Wow that is some desperation
The 100 Ft Wall (19:38:03): Lori asked me about him because ryan has been hitting up Jackie and I told her he was crazy. I should just encourage her to look at his Facebook lol
Build a fence with a Pence (19:42:20): Jackie has a really nice body. But terrible lifting form. 2/10 would not bang
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:19:51): Sorry Jackie , you ain't getting no Ruggiero D when you deadlift like that
Shill Bill (20:39:29): Zach just shared this with me from Facebook.
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:50:29): These are definitely some lost youth
The 100 Ft Wall (20:51:47): Strong Bay Bay? Does anyone know what that means in any context lol
Build a fence with a Pence (20:52:04): Is it me or does Lori make that same face
Shill Bill (21:03:28): Maybe we're not supposed to read "strong" as part of it all cause it's on his shirt. Just "bay bay".
Shill Bill (21:04:16): Also, Steve should grow out his hair.
The 100 Ft Wall (21:05:09): Ok please explain Bay Bay then anyone lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:27:29): The world will never know
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:27:58): Which one of the Asian ladies is Gary's wife
The 100 Ft Wall (22:06:11): I honestly don't know lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:07:15): http://www.geekbinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/The-Office-A-Benihana-Christmas.jpeg
Build a fence with a Pence (22:12:06): Wait that happens recently ?
Friday, 25 November 2016
The 100 Ft Wall (09:44:48): None
Build a fence with a Pence (09:45:50): Let it go Native Americans. We gave you blankets and small pics
Build a fence with a Pence (09:45:58): Pox
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:46:09): Plus you can't put a price on al those beads
Build a fence with a Pence (09:46:56): Now people in manthham sell beads
The 100 Ft Wall (09:50:31): plus think of all the money we paid for all their land
The 100 Ft Wall (09:50:40): if they just put that into the preindustrial stock market
The 100 Ft Wall (09:50:43): they'd be rich now
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:53:20): But what would the great spirit and mighty buffalo think about that?
The 100 Ft Wall (10:46:44): he thought it would do better in a mutual fund, he was wrong
The 100 Ft Wall (11:00:44): the washington post has an article about how reddit banned /r/pizzagate. does this qualify as fake news since if you told the average american that reddit banned the subreddit /r/pizzagate, they'd probably say "ok, what's reddit, what's a subreddit and whats /r/pizzagate and why is any of this important"
Build a fence with a Pence (12:38:28): We missed international men's day
The 100 Ft Wall (12:38:57): Haley mentioned it to me when it happened
The 100 Ft Wall (12:39:04): I thought everyday was international men's day though
The 100 Ft Wall (12:39:06): since we run this shit
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:39:23): I'll manspread today anyway
The 100 Ft Wall (12:40:07): today is interantional buy nothing day
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:40:37): Too late, I bought a $500 vacuum for $230 bayyybeee
The 100 Ft Wall (12:41:08): next week sell it again for $400 at a discount to the suckers who missed the sale, make a cool $170. that's the market in action!
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:41:18): That's a solid idea lol
The 100 Ft Wall (12:42:09): buy high sell higher \ufffd
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:42:36): Black Friday for life
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:42:45): I love fighting over shit I don't need
The 100 Ft Wall (12:43:41): http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:44:33): Jesus Christ lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:44:52): How does someone get trampled in wall mart
The 100 Ft Wall (12:46:21): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_adgG8Ba2Q
The 100 Ft Wall (12:49:01): my mom sent me a list of intersting cat facts lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:49:13): Think about how satisfying it will be for the victor to watch two and a half men on that tv after you killed for it
The 100 Ft Wall (12:49:40): it will make all movies and television you watch on it that much sweeter, knowing you had to kill a man for the privilege.
The 100 Ft Wall (12:50:37): Domestic cats spend about 70% of their day sleeping. And 15% of their day grooming. \xa0This fact makes me want to try some of that cat nip I've been hearing so much about
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:51:05): Cats have it so good
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:51:12): Especially if they live under your deck
The 100 Ft Wall (12:51:24): I see them going to other decks
The 100 Ft Wall (12:51:28): I know they're not monogamous to us
The 100 Ft Wall (12:51:36): but I love them and I can't leave them because of the kids
The 100 Ft Wall (12:52:00): once those kids grow up though im out
Build a fence with a Pence (12:57:17): We all know dogs are better then cats
The 100 Ft Wall (12:57:36): the one kitten we kept is the best cat we have, rocky
The 100 Ft Wall (12:57:42): he's pretty doglike though
The 100 Ft Wall (13:10:10): https://twitter.com/AbelCain2023/status/801187348193169409
The 100 Ft Wall (13:50:31): http://i.imgur.com/ngmKZ.jpg
The 100 Ft Wall (13:50:34): josh you remember this
Shill Bill (14:24:37): I forget the context, but yes
The 100 Ft Wall (14:25:09): we were high watching breaking bad
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:31:37): I missed that, we'd get high and watch breaking bad and then I'd go to work and eat Hot Fries and watch The Wire
The 100 Ft Wall (14:32:34): man you'd get a lot of quality television in one night. i miss that too, walking dead, breaking bad, that chris cuckwick for analysis
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:32:59): He really was an amcuck
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:33:04): AMCuck
Build a fence with a Pence (14:37:37): His wife is super rich
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:40:24): But does she got a fatty
The 100 Ft Wall (14:41:02): im looking right now
The 100 Ft Wall (14:42:17): None
The 100 Ft Wall (14:42:20): too smallllll
The 100 Ft Wall (14:43:27): where da thicc chicc's at
Build a fence with a Pence (14:55:35): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:57:19): http://media.tumblr.com/ce5c1f573bae3e2b6260b332ea9ab88d/tumblr_inline_n9h45lChCQ1qjf29a.png
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:57:28): Now that's what I call an ass
Build a fence with a Pence (15:34:35): What's one place in the world you never want to visit
Build a fence with a Pence (15:34:38): Like country
Shill Bill (15:38:05): Palestine
Shill Bill (15:38:07): \ufffd
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:38:29): Most of Africa lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:39:05): And most of asi
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:39:11): And the Middle East
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:39:34): So pretty much continental US and west Europe Lol
Shill Bill (15:42:03): I don't think most of Russia is worth visiting
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:42:30): Id only consider visiting Russia if I had ten kilos of heroin to sell
The 100 Ft Wall (15:44:38): Any of the nations where my a piece of my smart phone came from
The 100 Ft Wall (15:45:08): because it's probably not a great place if that's one of their best employment opportunities
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:53:08): You don't want an all expenses paid vacation to Cambodia?
The 100 Ft Wall (15:54:19): china I wouldn't go to either or anywhere else that has a "smog alert"
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:55:29): On a serious note, I also wouldn't want to vacation in a third world country, made planning the honeymoon annoying lol
Shill Bill (15:55:44): Where you going
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:55:51): Hawaii
The 100 Ft Wall (15:56:22): noice
The 100 Ft Wall (15:56:34): but you got to pronounce it "uh-ai-ee"
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:56:49): Is that the gringo pronunciation
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:57:00): Or filthy savage native pronunciation
The 100 Ft Wall (15:57:38): its the gringo bastardization of the filthy savage pronunciation
Build a fence with a Pence (16:11:08): I'd go to Russia
The 100 Ft Wall (16:18:14): the capitalist goes to russia eh
The 100 Ft Wall (16:18:38): too cold. and too many crazies
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:27:50): You're just as capitalist as the rest of us lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:28:37): Embrace it
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:29:00): https://media4.giphy.com/media/UzzFEijDCAD16/giphy.gif
The 100 Ft Wall (16:54:33): When I eventually work at Goldman Sachs and a "computer error" accidentally gives 50 million to charity, remember me as I go to jail
Build a fence with a Pence (17:08:20): Charity the name of the stripper ?
The 100 Ft Wall (17:09:00): It was a blow job that could end, or start, wars. She earned that 50 mil
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:04:41): P O W E R
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:08:55): Trump picked a creationist as his education secretary lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:09:16): #BringPrayerBackInPublicSchool
Saturday, 26 November 2016
Build a fence with a Pence (08:41:05): And on the third day God created the Browning automatic rifle so Man could hunt the dinosaurs
Build a fence with a Pence (08:41:51): Now Pete. Have you read the fossil records. Or are you just taking them On FAITH
Build a fence with a Pence (08:42:52): None
Build a fence with a Pence (08:51:05): None
Build a fence with a Pence (08:52:47): You can make anyone do anything with a great smile. Threats of violence and homo erotic undertones p
The 100 Ft Wall (09:05:57): RIP Fidel Castro
The 100 Ft Wall (09:12:49): http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/cuckolding-relationships-reached-record-high/
The 100 Ft Wall (09:13:07): Cucks are back on the menus boys
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:28:12): Fidel died on Black Friday. Thanks capitalism
The 100 Ft Wall (09:38:38): He the farm cause the deal was too good to pass up
The 100 Ft Wall (09:38:44): He bought*
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:00:04): At least you guys still have based Raul
Build a fence with a Pence (16:21:22): Let's make a show where we change neckbeard into chads
Shill Bill (16:22:06): From Chad to rad
Build a fence with a Pence (16:47:27): Wayabo to what a boy
Sunday, 27 November 2016
Build a fence with a Pence (12:15:58): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:18:34): I like the half a joke told lol
The 100 Ft Wall (13:18:47): I was wondering how stock price is calculated so I decided to look it up. I present to you the science of economics-
The 100 Ft Wall (13:19:06): Also, 69% charged \ufffd
The 100 Ft Wall (13:46:30): https://i.reddituploads.com/bf2e808ca13b4b61922b9435512158ae?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=a2ca39d6a739c209828da768679daa8e
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:54:06): I can fit the GameCube + network adapter, top that
The 100 Ft Wall (14:01:33): I found a new sub /r/gatekeeping it's great
The 100 Ft Wall (14:01:36): https://i.reddituploads.com/038229af48d849a9bffede1c599dc877?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=e830060663c4d3139134494806514a76
Monday, 28 November 2016
Build a fence with a Pence (09:15:51): i clicked random instead of all on reddit
Build a fence with a Pence (09:15:57): got furries, fucking reddit
The 100 Ft Wall (09:22:45): Yea that should really be blocked from random lol
Build a fence with a Pence (10:11:15): None
Build a fence with a Pence (11:10:29): http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Buzzwole_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
Build a fence with a Pence (11:10:44): Its Name is Buzzwole
Build a fence with a Pence (11:10:48): i want it
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:15:04): You just sold me on Pok\xe9mon
The 100 Ft Wall (12:03:32): http://imgur.com/gmbQAEl
Build a fence with a Pence (12:12:49): Everyone is wrong exepct for my opinions
Build a fence with a Pence (12:12:57): http://www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/9-year-old-special-olympics-12238424
The 100 Ft Wall (12:13:32): it's just contradictory is all lol. its ok when someone from my party commits war crimes, but not when someone from your party does something bad (because we are also choosing to ignore the good)
Build a fence with a Pence (12:13:50): Lets be real here
Build a fence with a Pence (12:13:59): Fidel was a war crimial
Build a fence with a Pence (12:14:02): Blair
Build a fence with a Pence (12:14:06): probally was too
Build a fence with a Pence (12:14:27): but people celbrating fidel are pretty stupid
The 100 Ft Wall (12:14:30): How many countries did Fidel invade again, or coups did Fidel orchestrate
Build a fence with a Pence (12:15:06): Are you for real arguing that Fidel Castro was a good leader?
Build a fence with a Pence (12:16:37): None
The 100 Ft Wall (12:17:10): He didn't try to assassinate our president 638 times
The 100 Ft Wall (12:17:21): so he's got us there
Build a fence with a Pence (12:18:51): he also killed his political opposition, engaged in insane censorship and burned books,
Build a fence with a Pence (12:18:56): so we got him there
Build a fence with a Pence (12:19:38): and we all know McDaady and Johnny K carried the team in Five
Build a fence with a Pence (12:19:49): Fidel and Nixon didnt do sheeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttt
Build a fence with a Pence (12:20:46): http://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2010/11/10/a5785ae9-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/620x350/b3fd04ab8ec793de4fb2c8ce00fdb377/image7040938.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (12:21:00): Let us never forget that day
The 100 Ft Wall (12:21:01): well the political opposition was bautista, take a look at his page, dude was terrible.
The 100 Ft Wall (12:21:04): also tell me this isn't bad ass
Build a fence with a Pence (12:21:29): No politcal leader will ever be more badass then Teddy Roselvett
The 100 Ft Wall (12:21:35): during a speech castro was giving in cuba once, US bombs start going off and he he continues his speech
The 100 Ft Wall (12:21:48): and says we all know where these bombs are from etc etc
Build a fence with a Pence (12:22:15): Teddy West Side was shot during his speech and kept going
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:22:33): I guess views of Castro depend on whether you believe the ends justify the means
Build a fence with a Pence (12:23:11): And your view of Teddy is whether you want to live or not, dude was bad ass
Build a fence with a Pence (12:23:23): he volunteered and fought in WW1
Build a fence with a Pence (12:23:31): AFTER HE WAS PRESIDENT
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:23:34): but even then, there werent thousands of people floating on life rafts in shark infested waters to go to the US because Castro was such a good leader lol
Build a fence with a Pence (12:24:12): Can we get back to Teddy R for a sec and how badass old repsidents were
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:24:39): but for every badass like Teddy R we have someone like Harrison
Build a fence with a Pence (12:24:56): Pierce was the worst
Build a fence with a Pence (12:25:06): Carter was pretty bad tpp
Build a fence with a Pence (12:25:08): too
Build a fence with a Pence (12:25:27): Andrew Jackson could stop bullets
The 100 Ft Wall (12:25:43): None
Build a fence with a Pence (12:26:00): and his last words were that he wished he killed more people
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:27:15): average cuban makes like $300 a month lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:27:33): so who cares about unemployment when you're doing mandatory physical labor anyway
Build a fence with a Pence (12:27:57): Wait wait
Build a fence with a Pence (12:28:01): time out
Build a fence with a Pence (12:28:04): throw the flag
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:28:54): http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/cuba/article89133407.html
The 100 Ft Wall (12:29:06): they have more free time than us, less homelessness they're more literate, live longer, lower infant mortality rate. money is just paper anyways \ufffd
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:29:27): more free time to wait in food lines lol
Build a fence with a Pence (12:29:37): You really drank the Kool AId
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:29:45): they can read the repair manuals for their cars from the 1960s lol
Build a fence with a Pence (12:29:45): like gulped that shit
Build a fence with a Pence (12:30:31): How are your views on Stalin
Build a fence with a Pence (12:30:59): Under Stalin the Ukranie had a 0.000% of obesity
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:31:06): lets just say that The Rock might have some competition for The People's Champion \ufffd
The 100 Ft Wall (12:31:10): https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=WApT5wYHSCg&app=desktop
The 100 Ft Wall (12:31:24): you know most people want to return to a communist europe
Build a fence with a Pence (12:31:39): Who
The 100 Ft Wall (12:31:45): even the so called shitty communist countries of romania, the majority people who lived under that system want to go back
Build a fence with a Pence (12:32:02): So do most Amish People
Build a fence with a Pence (12:32:10): want to go back to that
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:32:13): lol reminds me of animal farm
Build a fence with a Pence (12:32:14): its what they know
The 100 Ft Wall (12:32:17): http://www.pewresearch.org/daily-number/hungary-better-off-under-communism/
The 100 Ft Wall (12:33:31): http://www.balkanalysis.com/romania/2011/12/27/in-romania-opinion-polls-show-nostalgia-for-communism/ etc etc you can search for any country that has a poll done find the same thing
Build a fence with a Pence (12:33:46): Yes lets all follow the Economist Power House of Hungary, and Follow Norway's\xa0Plans for Peace
Build a fence with a Pence (12:34:06): Norways plan for peace is not to have an army
Build a fence with a Pence (12:34:12): and let America deal with it
Build a fence with a Pence (12:34:18): fucking Norway
The 100 Ft Wall (12:34:20): lol so they actually tried a different system and your discounting their well informed opinion since they've been under both, because they don't produce shit?
Build a fence with a Pence (12:34:53): yes
The 100 Ft Wall (12:34:59): that's absurd
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:35:02): they're just another country that was defeated by the almighty fax machine
Build a fence with a Pence (12:35:26): Im not gunna\xa0follow anyone else but the US
Build a fence with a Pence (12:35:37): its in a league of its own of mixed cultures
Build a fence with a Pence (12:35:43): and people
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:36:18): yea i dont really think there are any countries that match the diversity in the US, could be wrong tho
Build a fence with a Pence (12:36:33): Hungray has 9.87 million pople
Build a fence with a Pence (12:36:37): people
Build a fence with a Pence (12:36:47): The USA has almost 400 million
The 100 Ft Wall (12:36:51): 321 million
Build a fence with a Pence (12:36:56): cool
The 100 Ft Wall (12:36:59): I don't see why this matters though
The 100 Ft Wall (12:37:18): as though our ability to handle resource allocation freezes at a certain number
Build a fence with a Pence (12:37:37): becuase the bigger everything is harder it is to run
Build a fence with a Pence (12:37:40): Okay
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:37:43): https://panampost.com/belen-marty/2015/10/06/inside-the-cuban-hospitals-that-castro-doesnt-want-tourists-to-see/
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:37:53): But Utopia Cuba has free healthcare!
Build a fence with a Pence (12:37:53): Lets do this
Build a fence with a Pence (12:38:02): We all start
Build a fence with a Pence (12:38:05): 4 guys
Build a fence with a Pence (12:38:10): Josh Pete You and I
Build a fence with a Pence (12:38:13): and 4 Girls
Build a fence with a Pence (12:38:22): Jessie Haley and two others
Build a fence with a Pence (12:38:30): we start a communin
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:38:48): you're not banging my bitch
Build a fence with a Pence (12:39:07): Im banging YOU bitch
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:39:19): part of what makes capitalism great is getting to go raw dog in my bitch and she cant do anything about it
Build a fence with a Pence (12:39:35): but we all do psudo equal work to get everything settled
Build a fence with a Pence (12:39:43): work the land and shit
Build a fence with a Pence (12:39:47): so we all die
Build a fence with a Pence (12:39:56): and our next generation starts
Build a fence with a Pence (12:40:07): then they have kids 2 each so its 24
Build a fence with a Pence (12:40:22): isnt it hard to runn\xa024 people and make them do equal work
Build a fence with a Pence (12:40:25): then it is 4
Build a fence with a Pence (12:40:47): also I bang i 6'7 blonde sweddish moddel
Build a fence with a Pence (12:40:53): now my kids can becnh 400 lbs
Build a fence with a Pence (12:41:12): and they start doing more work since they are stronger then the oxen we have
Build a fence with a Pence (12:41:28): should they get more then your punny kids
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:41:29): yea communism relies on the idea that everyone is equal
Build a fence with a Pence (12:41:34): long story short
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:41:38): and marc is a testament that this is not the case
The 100 Ft Wall (12:41:39): everyone is equal
The 100 Ft Wall (12:41:43): at least according to our constitution \ufffd
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:41:45): but are they really
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:41:50): can you put up 300lbs
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:41:56): can you suck street nip
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:42:05): well i guess that last one is a matter of taste
The 100 Ft Wall (12:42:18): this is exactly the argument a liberal professor made once and then lenin wrote a letter to him lol
The 100 Ft Wall (12:42:21): https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1914/mar/11.htm
Build a fence with a Pence (12:43:24): what was a liberl professor in 1914
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:43:27): gimme the tl;dr
Build a fence with a Pence (12:43:35): Women should be able to where skirts above there ankles
Build a fence with a Pence (12:43:52): and may look at a man before marrage
The 100 Ft Wall (12:44:13): basically the argument the liberal professor says is "communism says everyone is equal but obviously that is not true, some are stronger, smarter", lenin says of course communism doesn't mean equality like that, equal in terms of rights
Build a fence with a Pence (12:44:30): yea but pete is left handed
Build a fence with a Pence (12:44:51): also rights arent handed out in Captlism
Build a fence with a Pence (12:45:02): they are handed out in our Constuinatl Republic
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:45:02): why cant you all have equal rights in capitalism
The 100 Ft Wall (12:45:03): which is what infuraites communist the most lol
The 100 Ft Wall (12:45:21): oh now 2 capitalist go at it, ima sit this one out
Build a fence with a Pence (12:45:32): I think Brian just wants to steal my gains
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:45:38): without a doubt
Build a fence with a Pence (12:45:40): listen i put up 315
Build a fence with a Pence (12:45:45): we aint splitting that
The 100 Ft Wall (12:45:56): you've been putting up 315 for years, your rate of return is shit
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:46:10): G O D D A M N
Build a fence with a Pence (12:46:10): hey i dont have a spot
The 100 Ft Wall (12:46:26): oh, you need someone to help you? what are you, a COMMIE
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:46:28): Typical capitalist response
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:46:43): believes in his soverignity to put up 315lbs but relies on the welfare of the spotter
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:46:48): spottertariat
Build a fence with a Pence (12:46:57): Brian is trying to make me smaller and not himself bigger
Build a fence with a Pence (12:47:03): I THOUGHT HIM SOMETHING
Build a fence with a Pence (12:47:06): YEA
Build a fence with a Pence (12:47:14): welcome to bro science
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:47:28): if cuba is so great, why dont we get all our poor to go on rafts towards there
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:47:32): we can swap
Build a fence with a Pence (12:47:50): i got work to do, so unless brian wants to spilt half his pay check i got shit to do
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:47:56): we will give you all of inner city chicago and you give us back elian gonzales
Build a fence with a Pence (12:48:50): im only cool with sexual communism
Build a fence with a Pence (12:49:01): where i can do nothing and get an average looking girl
Build a fence with a Pence (12:49:03): or guy
Build a fence with a Pence (12:49:15): i feel like in commie town
Build a fence with a Pence (12:49:27): a butthole is a butthole
Build a fence with a Pence (12:49:35): you gunna fuck it
The 100 Ft Wall (12:50:29): a holes a hole take what you can get
Build a fence with a Pence (12:51:03): no matter what
Build a fence with a Pence (12:51:08): we all agree on sex
Build a fence with a Pence (12:51:10): we like it
The 100 Ft Wall (12:51:18): also fuck liberals right guys
Build a fence with a Pence (12:51:28): fucking cucks
The 100 Ft Wall (12:51:51): "the answer is always in the middle" those self-CENTERED bitches
Build a fence with a Pence (12:52:06): when they open they legs it is
Build a fence with a Pence (12:52:08): wink
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:52:42): as a social democrat...
Build a fence with a Pence (12:53:18): how got more ass back in day
Build a fence with a Pence (12:53:20): Bernie
Build a fence with a Pence (12:53:25): or Biden
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:54:38): bernie definitely had his fair share of orgies
The 100 Ft Wall (12:54:42): the guy who lived on a commune with women who believed in free love or the straight edge nerd?
Build a fence with a Pence (12:55:08): https://i.reddituploads.com/a5e061a5473e42b9981c673f1bd4a849?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=d49ca1245badaee6509bb2d270fbb792
Build a fence with a Pence (12:55:21): Who you calling a straigh edge nerd
The 100 Ft Wall (12:55:31): he doesn't even smoke rocks
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:55:42): probably the most pussy was from joseph stalin
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:55:46): https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/afd9eea2abbc599805c4bb1808a1c8d1f26729b7c86230a3200a15373d3dc422_large
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:55:51): his hair game was unreal
Build a fence with a Pence (12:55:53): nah G Khan
The 100 Ft Wall (12:55:58): well
The 100 Ft Wall (12:56:02): he more took the pussy than got it
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:56:15): stalin had a style that was like 70 years before its time
The 100 Ft Wall (12:56:31): and an ideology to go with it \ufffd
The 100 Ft Wall (12:56:32): ok im done
The 100 Ft Wall (12:56:37): that was my last comment
Build a fence with a Pence (12:57:08): None
Build a fence with a Pence (12:57:47): when the hitler stach\xa0comming\xa0back
Build a fence with a Pence (12:58:29): What the Fuck is Formula 1 Qualifying
Build a fence with a Pence (12:58:33): I mena
Build a fence with a Pence (12:58:39): Formula 1 Practice
Build a fence with a Pence (12:58:46): how do you practice
The 100 Ft Wall (12:59:12): now this time, go left a little lefter
Build a fence with a Pence (12:59:14): http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Oculus-Rift.jpg
Build a fence with a Pence (13:06:40): Brian Firestone and Bridgestone are investing in the EPL
Build a fence with a Pence (13:06:54): so they are doing Trucks and Soccer
Build a fence with a Pence (13:07:00): weird mix
Build a fence with a Pence (13:12:01): Why was Danica Patrick getting her own car such a big deal deal
Build a fence with a Pence (13:12:21): Nascar Drivers crash there cars all the time, woman would be great
Build a fence with a Pence (13:33:17): so another person was found dead looking into the pedofile ring
Build a fence with a Pence (13:33:29): yes i ment the pun
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:34:26): Pizzagate is real
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:34:29): Is real
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:34:33): Isreal
Build a fence with a Pence (13:35:20): Pizza Gate
Build a fence with a Pence (13:35:25): PizzaGate
Build a fence with a Pence (13:35:33): Podesta is Gay
Build a fence with a Pence (14:57:17): http://www.wnd.com/2016/11/the-purge-companies-exact-revenge-on-trump-supporters/
Build a fence with a Pence (14:57:34): How not to run a business in a capitalistic society
The 100 Ft Wall (14:59:08): they're just betting that they'll bring in more money from people who agree with them than the money they'll lose from these trump clients
Build a fence with a Pence (14:59:27): or or
Build a fence with a Pence (14:59:34): just cater to everyone
Build a fence with a Pence (14:59:55): I didnt vote trump, but if thats\xa0your motto then fuck off
The 100 Ft Wall (15:01:03): i mean they think they're going to make more money this way I'm guessing which is capitalistic. why cater to everyone when you can make more not catering to a some?\xa0\ufffd
Build a fence with a Pence (15:02:05): I dont think you would make more not catering all in this situation
Build a fence with a Pence (15:02:13): you are in SEO not gold
The 100 Ft Wall (15:02:21): well they just got free press
The 100 Ft Wall (15:02:28): all they have to do is not actually follow through with what they just said
Build a fence with a Pence (15:03:14): now thats caplitlism
The 100 Ft Wall (15:03:25): hell yea it is
The 100 Ft Wall (15:03:33): make the crisis to profit from the crisis
Build a fence with a Pence (15:03:36): https://media.giphy.com/media/XreQmk7ETCak0/giphy.gif
Build a fence with a Pence (18:27:48): Everyone on reddit has been taking pictures with there baby bearded dragons saying they are chilling, When spike was little mother fucker would run all over the god damn place like a lightning bolt, who drugged these dragons to have them sit still
The 100 Ft Wall (18:28:44): Hillary "Queen Lizard" Clinton
Build a fence with a Pence (18:29:26): Nah Spike dont hang out with those types of people
Build a fence with a Pence (18:30:33): Also dude stopped an attack at OSU
Build a fence with a Pence (18:31:05): maybe terrorism, maybe just a really mad Muslim trying, but the police shot hi,
Build a fence with a Pence (18:33:17): If any of you go on a shooting spree, either shoot me first or kill other too and yourself. Then i can finally make the ventriloquist barbershop quartet that i have always wanted to
The 100 Ft Wall (18:46:49): lets be honest we all know it will be me
The 100 Ft Wall (18:48:51): just because cuban gulags was a bunch of liberal propaganda, doesn't mean it wasn't a good idea \ufffd
The 100 Ft Wall (19:10:11): im reading this ted kaczynski's manifesto I've heard so much about. its not bad. he'd fit right in with conservatives today and the trump crowd actually
The 100 Ft Wall (19:11:00): 16. Words like "self-confidence," "self-reliance," "initiative",\n "enterprise," "optimism," etc. play little role in the liberal and\n leftist vocabulary. The leftist is anti-individualistic,\n pro-collectivist. He wants society to solve everyone's needs for them,\n take care of them. He is not the sort of person who has an inner sense\n of confidence in his own ability to solve his own problems and satisfy\n his own needs. The leftist is antagonistic to the concept of\n competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser.
The 100 Ft Wall (19:16:24): elliot rodgers manifesto honestly sounds like gary wrote it lol
The 100 Ft Wall (19:16:46): Humanity\u2026 All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women.\nIt has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit\nin and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence\nof loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing\nthe value in me.
The 100 Ft Wall (19:16:57): This is the story of how I, Elliot Rodger, came to be. This is the story of my entire life. It is a dark story\nof sadness, anger, and hatred. It is a story of a war against cruel injustice. In this magnificent story, I will\ndisclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience that I have pulled from my\nsuperior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped my views of the world. This tragedy did\nnot have to happen. I didn\u2019t want things to turn out this way, but humanity forced my hand, and this\nstory will explain why. My life didn\u2019t start out dark and twisted. I started out as a happy and blissful\nchild, living my life to the fullest in a world I thought was good and pure\u2026
Build a fence with a Pence (19:30:46): I'm here for the dank memes
The 100 Ft Wall (19:31:01): too late, this is all about criminal manifestos now
The 100 Ft Wall (19:31:32): seriously though elliot rodgers manifesto is like gary wrote a 141 blog post about his entire life
Build a fence with a Pence (19:31:34): Here's my manifesto. Grab em by the pussy
The 100 Ft Wall (19:34:10): this guy is like a charactacure of a narcissist lol
The 100 Ft Wall (19:34:28): After a lot of debating, we agreed to resolve our conflict with each other. This didn\u2019t mean I forgot all of the slights he\ndealt to me in the past, however. I never forget. I never forgive. One day I\u2019ll show him how superior I\nam.
The 100 Ft Wall (19:34:40): This was extremely disappointing. I was hoping I would get decent, mature, clean-cut\nhousemates. Instead I got low-class scum.
The 100 Ft Wall (19:35:22): On the second day, they started inviting their equally rowdy friends into my apartment, and we\nexchanged more small talk. To my indignant surprise, they asked me the question I always dreaded\nanswering: \u201cAre you a virgin?\u201d I admitted that I was a virgin. I always admitted the truth about this. It\nwas my life struggle, and I couldn\u2019t lie about such a thing. They then had the audacity to tell me that\nthey lost their virginity long ago, bragging about all the girls they had slept with. I particularly hated\nAngel because of his ugly pig-face. How could such an ugly animal have had sexual experiences with\ngirls, and yet I haven\u2019t? What was wrong with this world? I got so angry that I went to my room and\npunched the wall. They heard me and started laughing. It was almost a repeat of what I experienced\nwith that black boy named Chance in the old apartment, except this time it was worse because these\nwere my housemates for the year!
The 100 Ft Wall (19:36:10): guess he forgot about this note to self
The 100 Ft Wall (19:36:11): Though I suppose it was for the best\u2026 My life\nwas too important to risk doing anything rash.
Build a fence with a Pence (19:58:45): Hey Brian. Stop reading this shit. I ain't about to be interviewed by the news saying "yea I figured he'd shoot up the work place, he was weird as shit"
The 100 Ft Wall (19:59:54): This unabomeber though
Build a fence with a Pence (20:00:17): Just get a unibrow
The 100 Ft Wall (20:00:38): Elliot Rodgers is jsut for fun it's hilarious
Build a fence with a Pence (20:02:23): Remember when I said I would just crush pussy for fun once as a goof. Now look at me. So many dead cats
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:24:43): i had to read the unabomber manifesto for college lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:24:45): well part of it
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:25:06): now elliott rodger's manifesto is a tough one
Grab Em By The Swing States (22:44:39): I've been watching aqua teen hunger force the last few nights and it's just as good as I remember
Build a fence with a Pence (23:00:06): Let's make an 80s band
Tuesday, 29 November 2016
Build a fence with a Pence (06:39:09): She means Anal
The 100 Ft Wall (09:32:19): http://www.theonion.com/article/man-returns-to-work-after-vacation-with-fresh-reen-30812
Build a fence with a Pence (09:39:45): http://imgur.com/gallery/918lj
Build a fence with a Pence (09:39:50): This was awesome
The 100 Ft Wall (09:42:07): that person really has the voice of the characters down lol
The 100 Ft Wall (09:42:30): there's this as well - https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld/
The 100 Ft Wall (09:42:50): someone wrote a 9/11 episode where george lies about being a firefighter that ran into the towers for the glory, it's actually ihlarious
The 100 Ft Wall (09:44:32): https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B50l484pDaMobXI2Wk5CX0NMbkU/view
Build a fence with a Pence (10:14:28): http://imgur.com/sNo9iiu
Build a fence with a Pence (10:14:33): Fucking New Day
The 100 Ft Wall (10:26:01): told you it tasted like groceries
The 100 Ft Wall (10:26:58): I think Trump is still playing games with hillary supporters just for fun today lol
The 100 Ft Wall (10:28:07): he tweeted this - "Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag - if they do, there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail!"
The 100 Ft Wall (10:29:16): back in 2005 though, hillary supported the Flag protection act, which would allow you to be imprisoned up to 1 year in jail of fined 100,000 if you were burning the flag
The 100 Ft Wall (10:29:29): the 8-d multi dimensional chess game continues
Build a fence with a Pence (11:01:05): you think he just has a book of stupid shit Hillary said and tweets it to get everyone in a catch 22
Build a fence with a Pence (11:01:11): he is a mastermind
Build a fence with a Pence (11:02:08): wait time the fuck out
Build a fence with a Pence (11:02:27): the happy birthday to the future president thing was real
The 100 Ft Wall (11:27:36): what happy birthday to the future president thing?
Build a fence with a Pence (11:27:57): https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/791263939015376902?lang=en
The 100 Ft Wall (11:31:36): None
The 100 Ft Wall (11:31:41): lmao wow
Build a fence with a Pence (11:43:44): Yup
Build a fence with a Pence (11:44:12): She must have read huff pos 98.1% chance of Clinton victory
The 100 Ft Wall (11:44:14): who talks about themselves like that btw lol
The 100 Ft Wall (11:44:27): it was her turn!
Build a fence with a Pence (11:44:27): Sociopaths
Build a fence with a Pence (11:50:23): What would you rather have. Your daughter be a slut. Or your son be a neck beard
The 100 Ft Wall (11:51:10): slut cause then i'd at least have a chad son-in-law and grandkids, neckbeard son will get you either an imported wife for greencard or no waifu at all
Build a fence with a Pence (11:52:02): Speaking of imported wives. Did Steve pay for the anime thing
The 100 Ft Wall (11:52:11): oh i dk
The 100 Ft Wall (11:52:15): maybe. i hope not though
GroupMe (11:53:48): Grab Em By The Swing States changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (11:54:38): Grab Em By The Swing States changed the group's name to Clinton Cuck Community
GroupMe (12:05:27): The 100 Ft Wall changed name to CondolCuckYa Wife
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:06:29): im going fo the inverted cuck trope
GroupMe (12:13:44): Build a fence with a Pence changed the topic to: Make America Cucks Again
GroupMe (12:14:15): Build a fence with a Pence changed name to Cuck Me Gentle
Cuck Me Gentle (12:14:51): i went with the female cuck
Cuck Me Gentle (12:14:56): the Hillary Voter
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:15:31): oh so did I, I'm that BBV that white men can't resist
Cuck Me Gentle (12:16:47): im the strange love child of Rachael Maddow and Sally Kohn
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:55:39): medival people knew how to party
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:55:49): None
Cuck Me Gentle (14:02:48): wanna make a holiday porn called Cum on ye faithful
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:04:35): only if it's jesus jerking ontop of a christian congregation, at church, on christmas day
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:04:40): as offesnsive as possible
Cuck Me Gentle (14:05:27): he is atop a christmas tree with the tip up his ass
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:05:57): "Come forward ye faithful for the holy spirit ughhhhh"
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:06:41): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:06:48): like this but with his dick
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:38:29): you guys know UK banned specific acts in their porn?
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:38:31): 'Such restrictions include the \u201cfour-finger rule\u201d, for instance, which limits the number of digits that can be placed into any orifice while on video.'
Cuck Me Gentle (15:52:27): yea but that dont say nothing about dicks in a hole
Cuck Me Gentle (15:52:53): Someone get me Barfbeito I have tests to run
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:53:14): she's got a bf now, she's a completely differnet person
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:53:16): lol
Cuck Me Gentle (15:53:52): you cant change a slut of the magintude
Cuck Me Gentle (15:58:30): http://i.imgur.com/XrZeFXS.gifv
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:05:41): http://imgur.com/EDA4sw4
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:38:25): That Jesus painting was pretty funny tbh can
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:38:31): Fam
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:38:36): Short for family
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:38:54): It's what black people call their parents, not by their first name like us whites
Cuck Me Gentle (17:52:52): i had to explain white women hair cuts to my buddy david today
Cuck Me Gentle (17:52:57): he is a sassy gay black man
Cuck Me Gentle (17:53:30): https://www.yourfriendshouse.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/canispeaktothemanager.jpg
Cuck Me Gentle (17:53:44): he thought this was i have mixed kids hair cut
Cuck Me Gentle (17:54:18): i was like no no this is can i speak to the manager haircut ie she is psudo\xa0racists\xa0and wants to speak to someone white
Wednesday, 30 November 2016
Cuck Me Gentle (09:03:55): https://i.redd.it/19fh6s8mwo0y.jpg
Cuck Me Gentle (09:57:23): so i hit random istead of all again
Cuck Me Gentle (09:57:49): got sent to small dick problems, 1 why is that on random 2 shouldnt they know im subscribed and a mod
CondolCuckYa Wife (10:00:59): oh yea that and /r/short is where to go to see the angriest of men
Cuck Me Gentle (10:19:00): there are some angry people on r/short i see now
CondolCuckYa Wife (10:19:18): i do feel bad, I mean we're all manlets but were not manletlets
CondolCuckYa Wife (10:19:30): check your height privilege
Cuck Me Gentle (10:19:32): i will never feel bad for short guys
Cuck Me Gentle (10:19:48): they dont have to move the bar as far when they squat or deadlift
CondolCuckYa Wife (10:20:22): it's definitely easier to define your muscles when they're only 5 inches long
Cuck Me Gentle (10:20:32): exaclty
Cuck Me Gentle (10:20:47): they need to check there privelage
Cuck Me Gentle (10:21:27): im over here busting my ass trying to break parallel and short dude physcally\xa0cant half rep becuase his full bar path is 4 inches
Cuck Me Gentle (10:21:55): havent normal sized meat heads suffered enough
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:34:30): If you are a jacked short guy though everyone assumes you are a scrappy little asshole
Cuck Me Gentle (10:34:48): are they wrong pete
Cuck Me Gentle (10:34:52): look at the Irish
Cuck Me Gentle (10:48:12): http://www.vice.com/jobs
Cuck Me Gentle (10:48:22): Josh I really think youd like it at Vice
Cuck Me Gentle (10:48:47): its all the hippie shit that you love and all the capitalism that i loive
Cuck Me Gentle (10:49:13): plus you would be paid by the dollars my company and others like it give you
Cuck Me Gentle (10:49:17): I WOULD OWN YOU
Shill Bill (10:53:16): I'm going to grad school next year. Not trying to find a new job or sign a new lease
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:59:42): Did you look at schools or programs yet?
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:00:55): And I'd love to work for vice but commuting to DUMBO or whatever every day sounds like a nightmare lol
Shill Bill (11:01:55): Went to a fair this summer. Gonna apply to like ten schools. Due dates for apps to get scholarships range from two weeks from now up to February.
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:02:19): What do you have in mind for what you're going for?
Shill Bill (11:03:36): Public Policy. Texas has a dual Public Affairs & Journalism Masters which would be interesting
Shill Bill (11:04:28): So that when I learn what is best for you all, I can also learn how to tell you.
Shill Bill (11:06:53): Re Vice, they have some really shady business practices
Shill Bill (11:07:07): But I'd probably like working there anyway
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:07:44): so
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:08:11): my boss is literally acting like the cartoon of a capitalist pig
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:09:42): he was yelling at Lynn our receptionist for fucking a Power of Attorney form. it happened because he sent her incomplete information, she did it based on that, then he sent the complete information and she asked which to go on and he flipped the fuck out
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:10:00): at one point he yelled "You fucking jump when I tell you"
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:10:16): complained how he can't make money off of us
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:12:03): I don't know how you handle working there
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:17:13): well i enjoy his bourgie tears about how he can't profit by underpaying my labor to me to oversell to someone else
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:17:20): but that will only get me so far. think im quitting soon
Cuck Me Gentle (11:37:25): I can see why you hate capitalism working under #NotAllCapitalism
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:41:14): Well most workers work for a small business, and small businesses are the most likely to commit worker offenses
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:41:18): in the US at least
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:41:54): due to lack of HR or any regulatory branch inside the business. we were just talking about how Joe would have been fired had this been a big firm with an HR department for the way he talks and what he texts people
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:43:09): professional work in general just sucks tbh
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:43:59): Hey, #NotTrueCapitalism!
Cuck Me Gentle (11:45:00): who is joe
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:45:18): Joe is my asshole boss
Cuck Me Gentle (11:45:20): he sending dick pics
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:45:22): then there is Tim my cuck boss
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:45:26): Brian's Master
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:45:38): "when I say jump boy you better jump I do declare"
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:45:51): BOY, did you send out those reports?
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:45:55): yes suh i did suh
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:46:15): And the bank accounts?
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:46:22): I reconciled them to the penny suh as you like it suh
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:46:52): Good. I may just make you a House Accountant after all
Cuck Me Gentle (11:47:02): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:48:10): oh man marc you don't realize it but you just opened up a whole new world of meme-ry for me
Cuck Me Gentle (11:48:56): None
Cuck Me Gentle (11:50:58): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:51:49): you know marc for being so against our views, you make a damn good communist meme
Cuck Me Gentle (11:52:22): hey, you can be best at something, doesnt mean you have to like it
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:53:10): true actually a lot of atheletes don't even like the sports they play i've read. they're just good at it and it pays well
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:54:07): they start off liking it, but then it becomes their full time job, there's added pressure, and they grow to resent it. this one soccer player Essou-Akkotto talks about it a lot. \xa0he say's he'll go to any team that has the fattest paycheck cause he doens't even care for soccer
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:56:04): yea i'd imagine the stress and pressure of playing a sport professionally takes a lot of the fun out of it
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:56:22): nothing more fun than having fans try to murder you because you didn't do well in a game that they watch for fun!
Cuck Me Gentle (11:56:29): None
Shill Bill (11:56:55): Marc on fiyahh
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:59:10): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:01:06): lol i found this premade one
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:01:11): None
Shill Bill (12:01:47): Too modern. Too real. Ruins the allure.
Cuck Me Gentle (12:05:34): None
Shill Bill (12:06:15): Marc gets it
Cuck Me Gentle (12:07:15): That Moment when you realize your best Communist Memer is a Capitalist Pig
Shill Bill (12:08:13): You'll make an excellent tycoon one day
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:09:29): well that's the Black Business man meme, it's supposed to start off as something that looks like it will become a black stereotype then turns to a business thing. so they went full anti-joke with it. \xa0it works you just don't get contet god josh
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:09:33): context*
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:09:52): i think im gonna tell these piggas december 23rd is my last day
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:10:02): pigga is my new slang for the boss man
Shill Bill (12:12:04): Apply to new job yet
Cuck Me Gentle (12:24:42): Me in 2050, I will be a shadowy investor in Josh's campaign
Cuck Me Gentle (12:25:35): Me in 2040
Shill Bill (12:25:46): None
Cuck Me Gentle (12:37:53): wow thats really insensitive Josh, Future rich white guys are stereotypes for your amusement
Cuck Me Gentle (12:38:15): you are the stereotypes we use for amusements
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:38:27): you know
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:38:35): i suddenly get why its fun to say white tears
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:39:19): None
Cuck Me Gentle (12:39:21): becuase you want to blame others for your own short commings
Cuck Me Gentle (12:39:38): or should i say short cummings
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:42:19): you know you have more in common with the unabomber than you thought \ufffd
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:42:27): that's his analysis of leftists as well lol
Cuck Me Gentle (12:43:05): i bomb my briefs after chitpole
Cuck Me Gentle (12:43:10): so un spanish
Cuck Me Gentle (12:43:16): im Un Bomber
Cuck Me Gentle (12:43:31): so maybe i am him
Cuck Me Gentle (12:43:49): plus dude had a cool hoodie and shades
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:51:48): He was like a Lorax that killed people
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:52:43): oh so it's cool to kill trees but when trees kill you now we gotta be reasonable
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:52:51): tree power
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:01:34): None
Cuck Me Gentle (13:06:19): None
Cuck Me Gentle (13:20:48): i dont know how they find me
Cuck Me Gentle (13:34:18): https://i.imgur.com/3Esl3re.gifv
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:42:31): "Describe your last fart with a movie title"
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:42:32): I said
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:42:34): The Big Shart
Cuck Me Gentle (14:13:08): I'm an asshole
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:19:12): The joy of fundraising lol
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:21:10): You don't need a how to book for the Joy of Fun-raising
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:23:54): tell her a spectre is hauting her body and you the spectre
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:23:56): tell her marc
Cuck Me Gentle (14:38:55): I already had it
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:39:12): oh gross you fucked a nerd
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:20:05): most expenseive location in NJ - Middlesex, Somerset, and Hunterdon. congrats boys we made it
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:27:59): What about Essex
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:28:51): That has short hills and Westfield right? Maybe summit
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:29:52): this is what cost-of-living.com told me and what we're sourcing
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:30:11): cost of living. "you alive? ok, pay me bitch" -society
Cuck Me Gentle (15:42:20): I blame the Indians because they raise our car insurance
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:46:53): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:46:59): translation - my kid ain't going to no college
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:51:13): My kid is goin on a football scholarship just like his old man
Cuck Me Gentle (16:02:01): im paying cash
Cuck Me Gentle (16:03:27): Pete your kids can have my kids football scholarship when my kids give it up to dance
Cuck Me Gentle (16:04:28): Brian your kids can beg our kids for change and when they give it to them they will throw it back and say i dont want coins i want real change
Cuck Me Gentle (16:04:34): and arbys
Cuck Me Gentle (16:04:38): everyone wants arbys
Cuck Me Gentle (16:04:59): and Josh and Sam will have like 12 kids
Cuck Me Gentle (16:05:07): and get divorced
Cuck Me Gentle (16:05:21): even though they were never marries
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:06:01): I'd love to see how a Josh and Sam kid would turn out
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:06:05): a socialist slut
Cuck Me Gentle (16:06:20): yes give me all the tax money and dicks
Cuck Me Gentle (16:06:47): we are all equal and everyone gets a turn in her or his butthole
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:06:47): we the working class are oppressed, now I need you to O-press that D on this V
Cuck Me Gentle (16:07:50): you can spell socialist with out Slut, Yes you can, Shut up and get in my asshole, go in raw and dry
Grab Em By The Swing States (19:41:21): You guys doing anything Saturday night?
Shill Bill (19:49:18): Nah b
Cuck Me Gentle (20:14:27): We got the show
Cuck Me Gentle (20:14:34): But after I'm good
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:14:43): That's the morning right
Cuck Me Gentle (20:16:56): Yea
Shill Bill (23:08:25): Trump goes on a nationwide "thank you tour" starting tomorrow
Grab Em By The Swing States (23:09:22): God bless America
Grab Em By The Swing States (23:09:37): So when is he in NJ
Shill Bill (23:11:14): He has a house in NJ where they've been holding transition team meetings. Maybe he'll throw a house party.
Grab Em By The Swing States (23:11:32): I'll bring the keg of American beer
Thursday, 01 December 2016
Cuck Me Gentle (08:59:25): Did you trade in your good boy points for tendie at work yet pete
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:04:15): I'm just going to start calling money good boy points
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:04:56): Yea I traded half for wireless earbuds
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:05:15): Oh did you buy the wire to attach so you don't lose them
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:06:38): Also looking at the group pic it's amazing how bill clinton fell from power for someone like monica. Like she's average but shit you're the president you can def pull someone hotter than that
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:07:18): He probably thought nobody would find out lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:07:31): Or he probably fucked a lot of women and she was just the snitch
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:09:37): I thought they were caught by a third party? I might be mistaken but if that's true whoever caught them committed a party foul the nation felt
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:12:20): She told her friend
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:12:52): And I think her friend told Matthew drudge or something
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:14:51): To be fair if any of you guys sucked off trump I'd hope you'd tell us
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:16:33): You'll only know when robo-emperor-trump attends my funeral and gives you a knowing look
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:19:25): And then I'm next \U0001f61e
Cuck Me Gentle (09:52:22): Ill suck off Ivanka
Cuck Me Gentle (09:53:00): you think trump will get divorced in the white house?
Cuck Me Gentle (09:53:19): Can you split hte white house in a divorce ?
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:54:51): You get the west I get the east
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:55:48): Why would he get divorced
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:56:02): Trump is the ultimate example of when gold digging works perfectly
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:56:53): Melania's situation is what every gold digging ho dreams about
Cuck Me Gentle (09:57:05): I cant wait for the Michele Melinaine death battle
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:57:45): They should do one of those epic rap battles Melania v Michelle and Melania just copies every Michelle verse
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:58:26): only this time in broken english
Cuck Me Gentle (09:58:53): Im gunna\xa0bring such a hurtin\xa0on you
Cuck Me Gentle (09:58:59): I bring hurt on yourself
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:59:07): She is going to employ the Tyler the Creator tactic in her war against Cyberbullying
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:59:08): http://i.imgur.com/W1zk4ZF.jpg
Cuck Me Gentle (10:00:04): im gunna\xa0cyber bully the fuck out of my kids
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:00:44): im going to find out whatever computer games they play and then spawn camp them until they are broken down mentally
Cuck Me Gentle (10:01:40): "Stop Spawn Killing" "Shut up Faggot, im gunna\xa0bang your mom tonight"
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:02:16): who is this guy and how does he know so much information about my mom?!
Cuck Me Gentle (10:02:39): Tell your mom her meatloaf sucks
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:03:39): hey kid, you suck at call of duty and i bet your dad is really disappointed in your grades in algebra class! i bet a little faggot like you will never make it to the Platinum Division or raise his grade up to at least a B by next marking period
Cuck Me Gentle (12:03:35): https://i.reddituploads.com/ecd9360c5e0f410ea73ac8cb90871de1?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=c3b6aa3540070829f018c6543169efdf
Cuck Me Gentle (12:03:45): the queen was def bangable
Shill Bill (12:06:21): She got that joo nose
Cuck Me Gentle (12:16:21): She got that English Monarchy Money doh
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:17:28): Remeber when she told people to take austerity measures while wearing a multi million dollar hat?
Shill Bill (12:17:55): Smooth
Cuck Me Gentle (12:18:09): Hey man, she gotta stay fly
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:27:44): these peasants dont understand, they still shop at KOHLS
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:28:48): if you dont wear $300+ jeans made with raw denim imported straight from Japan then I don't want to fuckin know you
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:45:20): Loris starting to study for the gre she's taking in 19 days and asking me basic math questions
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:45:33): My names lori karabinchak and welcome to jackass
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:47:05): sounds like she's ready for graduate school!
Shill Bill (12:51:58): So she's giving herself three weeks to study. Smart
Grab Em By The Swing States (12:53:29): ive heard most GRE instructors suggest that you just crack the books open the night before and curse under your breath as you try to read through five different textbooks at 1am
Cuck Me Gentle (12:57:43): i took it with out studying
Cuck Me Gentle (12:57:46): it wasnt bad
Cuck Me Gentle (12:58:25): mine was also just the generic one
Shill Bill (12:58:29): At the time, you were in college though. So you were accustomed to writing and doing some basic math
Cuck Me Gentle (12:58:58): i was in college, all i did was drink and crush puss
Shill Bill (12:58:58): Lori will bomb the math section if she's seriously only devoting 19 days to studying
Cuck Me Gentle (12:59:23): mostly drink
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:00:32): i'm sure you accidentally studied more than you think, you did graduate in 4 years
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:05:10): I'll give you one question
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:05:53): There's 50 questions on a test. You get 1 point for every correct answer and -2 off for every wrong answer. Someone scored a 35. How many questions did they wrong?
Shill Bill (13:07:16): What if I omit
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:09:52): Then you lose status in our math rankings within this group
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:10:08): alright lets tackle this brain buster
Shill Bill (13:11:51): Are we two assume that every question got an answer? Or does omission count as -2
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:13:26): i got 7.5 but it's probably wrong
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:13:35): Yes every question is answered
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:13:40): No ommissions
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:13:51): Incorrect pete but close
Cuck Me Gentle (13:17:29): 6?
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:17:48): 50 questions, 1 point each, someone scored a 35 so that's 15 points removed. each wrong question is -2 each so 15/2 = 7.5?
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:17:57): man i aint never goin to college
Cuck Me Gentle (13:18:04): its a 3 point sing for each wrong answer
Cuck Me Gentle (13:18:10): 50 right is 50
Cuck Me Gentle (13:18:15): 49 right is 47
Cuck Me Gentle (13:18:19): 48 is 44
Cuck Me Gentle (13:18:33): 47 is 41
Cuck Me Gentle (13:18:41): 46 is 38
Cuck Me Gentle (13:18:48): 45 is 35
Cuck Me Gentle (13:18:58): so 5 wrong
Cuck Me Gentle (13:19:00): my b
Cuck Me Gentle (13:20:00): i do math like a gay nerd
Cuck Me Gentle (13:20:13): durr look at me use letters instead of numbers durrr
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:22:51): i dont get it \ufffd
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:23:19): oh wait
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:23:22): now i see what you mean
Cuck Me Gentle (13:28:02): Hey Gay Math Nerd
Cuck Me Gentle (13:28:05): am i right
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:28:06): -2x + (50-x) = 35
Cuck Me Gentle (13:29:01): you dont need brackets there pete
Cuck Me Gentle (13:29:11): God do you even Pedmas
Cuck Me Gentle (13:30:39): Looks like I got the Brains and the Brawn
Cuck Me Gentle (13:30:55): i was always more of a bounty guy though
Cuck Me Gentle (13:31:03): quilted quicker picker uper
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:37:52): Marc is correct
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:38:15): Marc is correct
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:39:00): Nice job, and yea pete that's the right equation
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:39:55): i found this way too difficult lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:40:04): i am so fucked
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:47:41): if you need help with the gre's just lemme know
Cuck Me Gentle (13:50:57): Okay my turn
Cuck Me Gentle (13:51:35): Johnny has 2 plates and the bar on bench and he puts that up 10 times easy. What is an apporiate squat ratio for Johnny
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:53:13): well if he can bench 135 ten times, thats moving a load of 1350 lbs total. and if johnny ain't a bitch, that should be 1.5 times his body weight, meaning he weighs 90 lbs, so he is a bitch
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:53:23): but that would also mean he should be squatting 2x his weight, or 180 lbs, final ansewr
Cuck Me Gentle (14:25:16): 2 plates is 225
Cuck Me Gentle (14:25:36): you count only the plates on 1 side of the bar
Cuck Me Gentle (14:25:47): and the correct answer is never
Cuck Me Gentle (14:25:50): never squat
Cuck Me Gentle (17:20:39): who wants to apply for pistol permits with me
Shill Bill (17:36:04): I'm not permitted to own a firearm
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:48:54): I do
Cuck Me Gentle (17:49:05): why not
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:49:07): I want an auto shotgun
Cuck Me Gentle (17:49:13): is it cause you are a commie
Cuck Me Gentle (17:49:42): http://www.hatchergun.com/Saiga%20Short/Saiga_12_HGC_Blk_13_Back_Corner.JPG
Cuck Me Gentle (17:49:48): Home Protection
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:53:04): I need a RPG for home intruders
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:53:20): Ain't got no home to intrude after I fire of this bad boy
Shill Bill (18:13:59): My dad is a convicted felon
CondolCuckYa Wife (18:36:58): Does anyone have little nieces/nephews/cousins that need math tutoring
Cuck Me Gentle (18:55:23): So that's not you though
Shill Bill (18:56:14): Unless one of us moves, I'm not legally allowed
Cuck Me Gentle (18:56:59): Who said legal
Cuck Me Gentle (18:57:15): *puts on shades
CondolCuckYa Wife (19:04:42): seriously though anyone know little kids who wants to come to brian's school who can't do math good and want to learn other STEM subjects good too
CondolCuckYa Wife (19:18:02): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CyhqMrIUsAEZgzW.jpg
CondolCuckYa Wife (19:18:19): one of these people has taken their loss differently from the other
Cuck Me Gentle (19:23:43): Bernies pissed since he wanted to run shit. All Jews do
Friday, 02 December 2016
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:10:59): so my boss is meeting wtih Bartel Landscaping and their old accountant since he's being audited
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:11:05): the old accountant used to keep the books
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:11:15): first thing my boss says "the issue is the books are shit"
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:13:42): Your books are shit and your girls a hoe
Cuck Me Gentle (09:21:53): I love my baby landcape ill never let it go
Cuck Me Gentle (09:22:26): did we just remix DMX into an audit
Cuck Me Gentle (09:22:28): we are white
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:23:25): we're the target audience for Dave Chapelle's little friend
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:29:40): None
Shill Bill (09:57:52): What's the boys doing later? Next Gen Biz Men Presents The Ear Canal Extravaganza Podcast ft the Next Gen Biz Men
Cuck Me Gentle (10:06:50): I'm appt hunting
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:07:53): i'm free tonight
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:08:01): marc are you set on hoboken?
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:08:44): or are you looking anywhere else
Shill Bill (10:09:05): La ciudad de Jersey?
Cuck Me Gentle (10:09:20): Only Hoboken
Cuck Me Gentle (10:09:36): Jersey City still do "up and coming"
Shill Bill (10:10:06): And you're buying, right?
Cuck Me Gentle (10:10:08): we are looking to spend around 700K so we can get a nice place in hoboken for that
Cuck Me Gentle (10:10:17): yea we are buying
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:10:19): damn
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:10:36): thats like how much my parents paid for their house lol
Shill Bill (10:10:49): Wouldn't it then make sense to look at JC. Since value will rise in time
Cuck Me Gentle (10:10:58): Hoboken will too
Cuck Me Gentle (10:11:09): plus my sister has her heart set on HB
Shill Bill (10:11:09): Hoboken is already top ten most expensive locations in all of US
Cuck Me Gentle (10:11:28): honeslty in a few years it will mostly be top 5
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:11:30): just curious, why didnt you guys want to live in NYC since you both work there?
Cuck Me Gentle (10:11:51): to expensive and we both never want to live in the city
Cuck Me Gentle (10:11:55): City is trash
Cuck Me Gentle (10:12:20): manhattan is absurd for what you have to pay yo buy
Cuck Me Gentle (10:12:43): now is i lived in pittsburgh
Cuck Me Gentle (10:12:50): i could be God at 300K
Cuck Me Gentle (10:13:14): very poor city
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:13:27): what about like brooklyn, queens, etc
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:14:15): i know Astoria is like the cool place to live now for a lot of people in nyc, even though Kevin James reigns as the king there
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:15:16): not trying to question your decision, just genuinely curious about your thoughts on the other boroughs because i see a lot of my own friends go through this when trying to live near NYC
Cuck Me Gentle (10:18:41): My Grandma lives in Brookyln
Cuck Me Gentle (10:18:46): nad i hate the hippies
Cuck Me Gentle (10:18:51): we are Jersey Kids
Cuck Me Gentle (10:18:59): gunna stay here
Cuck Me Gentle (10:19:17): I honestly would never move to NYC in any bourgh
Cuck Me Gentle (10:19:30): Bronx is Shit
Cuck Me Gentle (10:19:40): Queens is okay in certian places
Cuck Me Gentle (10:19:53): Brooklyn is Old People or Hipsters
Cuck Me Gentle (10:20:03): Manthhan is dirty and where i work
Cuck Me Gentle (10:20:17): and Staten Island should be purged from the Map
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:20:22): manhattan is grimy as fuck
Cuck Me Gentle (10:21:12): you live in NYC for like 5 years to get life experince
Cuck Me Gentle (10:21:18): i got enough of that
Cuck Me Gentle (10:21:26): i want to be an old man with a porch i own
Cuck Me Gentle (10:21:45): in a rocker chair, saying its good to own land
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:22:04): arent you buying a condo though lol
Cuck Me Gentle (10:22:24): yea
Cuck Me Gentle (10:22:31): but i can sit on my fire escape
Cuck Me Gentle (10:22:51): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (10:32:11): me and haley were looking into local condos
CondolCuckYa Wife (10:32:30): townhomes. not bad. \xa0you can get a nice one for like 200ish k
CondolCuckYa Wife (10:32:51): 40-60k downpayment then paying 500-700 a month
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:37:58): thats pretty cheap
CondolCuckYa Wife (10:43:10): yea plus you get snow removal, some amenities like a pool/tennis court. some had 3 levels - a garage and 2 stories above it
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:43:47): marc if you live in hoboken will you get to keep a car there?
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:43:51): @Cuck Me Gentle
Grab Em By The Swing States (10:43:56): lol cuck me gentle
Cuck Me Gentle (10:47:15): most likely no
Cuck Me Gentle (10:47:22): on the car
Cuck Me Gentle (10:47:48): some spaces come with the psrking spot
Cuck Me Gentle (10:48:05): if we get that we would take the highlander and get it transfered to our names and shit
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:21:13): are you just going to share the highlander because There Can Be Only One?
Cuck Me Gentle (11:21:38): that and its been paid off
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:01:52): so who wants to live on a farm with me and say fuck this gay society
Cuck Me Gentle (12:02:07): nah
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:03:07): whos coming with me man
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:03:21): government was a mistake
Cuck Me Gentle (12:03:40): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs1ZNRcAThY
Shill Bill (12:11:37): We can eat veggies grown in our own poop. My dream come true.
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:12:36): it'd be nice to only do work that was related to survival and my wants/needs instead of making money for the globalist jews
Shill Bill (12:13:11): Agreed
Cuck Me Gentle (12:13:33): I need a nice squat rack and a bench
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:13:42): i mean we'd have a gym
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:13:54): imagine working 5 hours a day then you could spend the rest of your time just getting fucking ripped
Cuck Me Gentle (12:14:08): i can do that noe
Cuck Me Gentle (12:14:14): id be an instragram model
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:16:30): go for it, you can get shit on by a saudi prince for 50k
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:16:31): not a bad deal
Cuck Me Gentle (12:22:29): ill do it for 40K
Cuck Me Gentle (12:27:22): http://i.imgur.com/lr1ZDxq.jpg
Shill Bill (12:36:36): I don't approve of you sharing pictures of my likeness without my expressed written consent
Cuck Me Gentle (12:37:19): our president dont need consent
Cuck Me Gentle (12:37:21): i dont either
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:48:56): you guys watch that trevor noah interview of tomi lohen
Shill Bill (12:49:27): Yeah
Shill Bill (12:49:43): She's a 1
Shill Bill (12:50:06): I'm a millennial. I don't like labels.
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:51:24): oh yea that part was funny.
Cuck Me Gentle (12:55:48): like 1 as in out of 10
Cuck Me Gentle (12:55:54): or our scale
Cuck Me Gentle (12:55:57): od 1 is bang
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:56:01): 1 as in bang
Cuck Me Gentle (12:56:20): Why are right chicks either hot as ball or trolls
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:56:25): half her appeal is sexual the other quarter is she's not a bad speaker and the last quarter is her message
Cuck Me Gentle (12:56:41): link me brah
Cuck Me Gentle (12:56:56): rub one out to her "message" at my desk
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:57:34): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:57:59): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:01:12): Lauren southern is my favorite alt right nick
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:01:14): Chick
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:01:18): Hnnnnnnggggh
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:02:25): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:02:47): i think the reason libertarians need pretty faces for their message is their ideology is so dumb you need a distraction from it
Cuck Me Gentle (13:03:26): i love her
Cuck Me Gentle (13:03:29): sexually
Cuck Me Gentle (13:03:32): she candian
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:10:42): Lauren has stolen my heart just like she thinks SJWs have stolen our universities
Cuck Me Gentle (13:10:58): Im watching the Tami thing
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:11:13): I don't even care if she uses SJWs non ironically, I'd still marry her
Cuck Me Gentle (13:12:04): Tami got her shit together, I dont think trevor was a prepared as he should have been
Cuck Me Gentle (13:12:09): im also only half way through
Cuck Me Gentle (13:12:19): he shot down some of her poinrs
Cuck Me Gentle (13:12:29): and got her in some logic traps
Cuck Me Gentle (13:12:50): but she had an answer and you can tell when he didnt when he wanted to move on to something else
Shill Bill (13:13:43): Most of the interview is him asking how capernick should have spoken out and she never gives an answer
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:13:50): well that comes up yea
Shill Bill (13:13:57): He asked like three or four times
Shill Bill (13:14:05): She is great at deflecting
Cuck Me Gentle (13:14:12): Let Kapernick kneel
Cuck Me Gentle (13:14:16): who gives a shit
Cuck Me Gentle (13:14:24): dudes a shit QB on a shit team
Cuck Me Gentle (13:14:30): he is doing it for attention
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:15:55): well yes the point of any protest is attention. i agree as far as protests though how much more benign can you get
Shill Bill (13:16:19): She went on some uber patriotic rant about the flag
Shill Bill (13:17:13): I'm sure she had some valid points in regard to other shit, but her interview on the daily show wasn't good. She's well spoken, but came off idiotic
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:18:04): i watched it with haley, i think a lot of democrats would agree with a lot of her points tbh
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:18:28): "it's his 1st amendment right to kneel and it's mine to be allowed to criticize that"
Cuck Me Gentle (13:18:59): its true
Cuck Me Gentle (13:19:28): also when Trevor said the prison system was designed to opress i just disagree with that
Cuck Me Gentle (13:19:35): its not working
Cuck Me Gentle (13:19:38): i agree
Cuck Me Gentle (13:19:53): but it wasnt designed to say fuck Darkies
Cuck Me Gentle (13:20:15): its supposed to get people back into normal society
Cuck Me Gentle (13:20:22): and it fails hard
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:20:42): well the first police force was created to catch escaped sclaves
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:20:48): slaves*
Cuck Me Gentle (13:21:01): every country has a police force
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:21:02): i think that's what he is probably referencing
Cuck Me Gentle (13:21:03): UK
Cuck Me Gentle (13:21:06): Ireland
Cuck Me Gentle (13:21:08): Norway
Cuck Me Gentle (13:21:11): Latvia
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:21:27): none of them jail people or blacks in the % we do
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:21:37): we have more prisoners than china iirc
Cuck Me Gentle (13:21:50): none of them have teh amount of blacks then we do to though
Cuck Me Gentle (13:21:58): China kills people thjey dont like
Cuck Me Gentle (13:22:11): Listen is shit fucked up yes
Cuck Me Gentle (13:22:23): but america needs to see that its fucked up on all ends
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:22:33): the 13th amendment was specifically written with the prison labor being allowed and i don't believe that was a accident
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:22:38): it is all fucked
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:23:16): i have watched way too many prison documentaries, i dont think the issue is so black and white
Cuck Me Gentle (13:23:17): Is the police for fucked up
Cuck Me Gentle (13:23:22): yes
Cuck Me Gentle (13:23:26): to much power
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:23:29): i think the real problem is whatever got these guys in prison in the first place,
Cuck Me Gentle (13:23:37): they dont need fucking tanks
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:23:39): obviously we are talking about violent/drug offenders
Cuck Me Gentle (13:24:52): america needs to stop name calling and look at true numbers like a bunch iof\xa0nerds
Cuck Me Gentle (13:25:08): blacks are incarated more, but they also commit more crimes
Cuck Me Gentle (13:25:20): how do we stop them from commiting crimes
Cuck Me Gentle (13:25:30): why do they commit them
Cuck Me Gentle (13:25:41): they real questions that need to be asked
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:26:05): also convicted more for the same crimes as white people though. I agree about looking for root causes, the obvious one is poverty. \xa0if the best job you're going to get pays 8.38 an hour dealing drugs becomes a lot more appealing
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:26:32): imagine you are a cop in an inner city though and you want to get gang members or whatever off the streets, you pick them up for shit like drug possession
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:26:47): and states have mandatory quota's for private prisons, the police force especially swat is becoming more privatized and for profit, politicians benefit from the money donated to them by owners of these private prisons so they're encouraged to make laws to put more people away
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:26:53): whereas if you have a white guy in the burbs it's a different policing mentality
Cuck Me Gentle (13:28:22): you cant deny there is a cultural of violence crime and fiscal irresponsibly in the inner cities
Cuck Me Gentle (13:28:34): 70% single mother rate
Cuck Me Gentle (13:28:51): these are the issues that need to be adressed
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:29:05): Arranged marriage for all single mothers
Cuck Me Gentle (13:29:21): and i dont beleive\xa0that since your grandfather couldn't\xa0go to college is the reason you drop out of highschool
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:29:23): i think the only way to properly understand those issues is to look at the events that led to them
Cuck Me Gentle (13:30:33): you have to look at all 3
Cuck Me Gentle (13:30:36): past present future
Cuck Me Gentle (13:30:48): you can see the road that lead it
Cuck Me Gentle (13:30:58): but you are also building the future
Cuck Me Gentle (13:31:24): i dont see very many former gang memebers\xa0get out and want to be a CEO
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:31:42): I see CEO's acting like gang members though \ufffd
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:31:55): stealing crazy amounts and getting a slap on the wrist
Cuck Me Gentle (13:32:34): #NotAllCEOs
Cuck Me Gentle (13:36:35): Dont hate the player hate that game
Cuck Me Gentle (13:36:41): that you do actually
Cuck Me Gentle (13:36:44): damn commies
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:38:19): i hate both
Cuck Me Gentle (13:42:26): Well when I'm rich off capitalism. You and josh can't come in my yacht. Pete you can be my first mate
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:43:29): last thing i have to say about it though, i think it makes more sense to think of that any race who went through what black people did in america would be in a similar spot, it's due to the societal conditions through history that got them where they are now it's because of skin color
Shill Bill (13:44:21): Marc, what you think of the notion that Jews are the smartest race of people. There's science to back it up. I'm not just pulling this out of my ass here
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:50:53): I looked it up on google. Statistically it's true apparently. \xa0I accidnetally clicked on a stormfront forum where they discuss explanations for it.
Shill Bill (13:53:16): It can be chalked up to cultural shit. Strong emphasis on education. We also have a significantly outsider number of Nobel prizes when compared against our overall population, like only 15 million of us
Shill Bill (13:53:47): So, I'm smarter than all of you.
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:54:32): answers I saw 1) jews make the tests 2)jews get to go to jew only schools while we're all in mixed schools 3)Good for lying to people you're screwing over but not good for building aqueducts, and roads, or great works of art 4) They seem to have a manipulative knack, and a way of making themselves middlemen. Instead of producing things other people will need, they make you need them. Like the difference between a farmer and a lawyer.
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:55:00): jews also control all statistics and the mainstream media, plus partial control of the weather
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:55:22): you ain't smarter than me nerd
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:55:29): well i mean
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:55:30): you dumb jock
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:55:31): im the nerd
Shill Bill (13:56:35): Still want to know what Marc thinks. Since the statistics show that Jews are on average smarter than everyone else, what can we do to level the playing field for the rest of you dumbasses
Shill Bill (13:56:46): Aside from genocide
Shill Bill (13:56:50): Tried that already
Cuck Me Gentle (14:06:47): You smarter you smart
Cuck Me Gentle (14:06:53): why level the playing field
Cuck Me Gentle (14:08:13): Statically, based on pay and such black people are better at basketball
Cuck Me Gentle (14:08:27): i dont need 5'9 jews in the NBA to make it even
Cuck Me Gentle (14:08:50): not dig at you josh
Cuck Me Gentle (14:08:58): i just stole that quote form Ben Shaprio
Cuck Me Gentle (14:09:10): he is a 5'9 jew
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:10:09): yea he's a hebrewlet
Cuck Me Gentle (14:12:58): there is an issue where inequality doesn't\xa0mean inequity
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:14:14): we have inequality in qualities, height, intelligence, that come from our upbringing. and that will never be equalized due to growing up with different parents in different communities with different values. but we all should strive for equal rights which I do not believe we have
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:15:27): so you think height is caused by your upbringing and not genetics lol
Cuck Me Gentle (14:17:11): i believe we all have equal rights
Cuck Me Gentle (14:17:48): in goverment
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:18:30): well im saying for other non physical traits it's based on conditioning
Shill Bill (14:18:33): Currently?
Cuck Me Gentle (14:18:39): yes
Shill Bill (14:18:56): You believe we currently all have equal rights under the law?
Cuck Me Gentle (14:19:10): under the amendments yes
Cuck Me Gentle (14:19:22): all free citizens
Shill Bill (14:19:45): It was just last year that gay people could get married. Employers and landlords can still evict people cause they fuck one another in the butt.
Cuck Me Gentle (14:20:04): 1 empolyers aint eh govenment
Cuck Me Gentle (14:20:07): unless they are
Cuck Me Gentle (14:20:11): that aint law
Shill Bill (14:20:18): It is law
Shill Bill (14:20:29): You can get evicted for being gay
Shill Bill (14:20:33): In some states
Cuck Me Gentle (14:20:46): Does the government kick you out
Cuck Me Gentle (14:20:50): or does the land onwer
Cuck Me Gentle (14:20:52): owner
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:20:58): Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Utah
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:21:05): sodomy is still illegal there lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:21:34): As of April 2014, 17 states either have not yet formally repealed their laws against sexual activity among consenting adults, or have not revised them to accurately reflect their true scope in the aftermath of Lawrence v. Texas. Often, the sodomy law was drafted to also encompass other forms of sexual conduct such as bestiality, and no attempt has subsequently succeeded in separating them. Thirteen states' statutes purport to ban all forms of sodomy, some including oral intercourse, regardless of the participants' genders: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Utah. Three states specifically target their statutes at same-sex relations only: Kansas,[17][18] Kentucky, and Texas.
Cuck Me Gentle (14:21:37): we all know theres butt fucking in florida
Cuck Me Gentle (14:21:55): Anyone been jailed over it
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:21:59): Yes
Cuck Me Gentle (14:22:14): you know NJ doesnt have incest laws right
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:22:25): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:22:37): that's because incest is best, put your sister to the test
Shill Bill (14:22:56): Owner. What fucking difference does it make if its public or private. The law says that private landlords can legally evict on sexual preference. And employers can fire on sexual preference. Please elaborate on how that's equal protection under law
Cuck Me Gentle (14:23:25): Becuase its private not public
Cuck Me Gentle (14:23:46): there are so many no clause fire policies
Shill Bill (14:23:48): But it's codified in law, which is public
Cuck Me Gentle (14:24:08): I think that the law should stay out of business
Cuck Me Gentle (14:24:17): so if they want to fire someone
Cuck Me Gentle (14:24:19): go for it
Cuck Me Gentle (14:24:26): but then the ripple effect happens
Cuck Me Gentle (14:24:35): then gay people dont want to work there
Cuck Me Gentle (14:24:46): and they company may fold
Cuck Me Gentle (14:24:55): Captilism only cares about money
Cuck Me Gentle (14:25:03): if you want to alienate a base
Cuck Me Gentle (14:25:05): do it
Cuck Me Gentle (14:25:11): you want get more money from them
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:25:14): i dont think there are that many gay people that entire companies would fold lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:25:30): let's say my company HP fires all gay employees because they're icky
Cuck Me Gentle (14:25:32): you clearly dont work where i do
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:25:34): there's 30k people here
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:25:52): even if 1% of the 30k were gay that's 300 people
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:26:12): so that's 300k people fired because someone thinks they're icky and doesnt like how they look or talk
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:26:17): i mean 300
Cuck Me Gentle (14:26:38): if they own comapny they can
Cuck Me Gentle (14:26:56): if you put up all the money its your money and can run it as you please
Cuck Me Gentle (14:27:02): if you have investors
Cuck Me Gentle (14:27:13): then you have to do whats best for their money
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:27:17): do you not see the parallels between this and segregation tho
Cuck Me Gentle (14:27:53): No becuase segeration was seprate\xa0but equal
Cuck Me Gentle (14:28:08): this is i dont like you you can go somewhere else that anyone can go
Cuck Me Gentle (14:28:31): there is not jim crow law that says you cant hire gays or they have to eat in the back
Cuck Me Gentle (14:28:50): The government should stay out of business
Cuck Me Gentle (14:28:56): in almost all aspects
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:28:59): but you're saying they should be able to discriminate employment based on racial issues or gender or sexuality?
Cuck Me Gentle (14:29:18): or if they dont like their shoes
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:29:27): like if a black guy walks in my office for an interview i can just say "sorry pal, no darkies allowed" and he has to leave?
Cuck Me Gentle (14:29:27): or dont like thet are mets fans
Cuck Me Gentle (14:29:40): yea
Cuck Me Gentle (14:29:51): then no well trained black people work there
Cuck Me Gentle (14:29:59): and go find another job at another company
Cuck Me Gentle (14:30:05): make that company gorw
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:30:08): unless they don't like black people much either lol
Cuck Me Gentle (14:30:25): well if everyone hates black people then thats society
Shill Bill (14:30:35): For fucks sake Marc.
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:30:38): that was our society in like the 50s
Shill Bill (14:31:12): You're for equal protection under law, but OK with discriminatory laws?
Cuck Me Gentle (14:31:22): ITS NOT A LAW\\
Shill Bill (14:31:32): Yes. It is.
Cuck Me Gentle (14:31:40): listen you should be able to fire anyone at any time
Cuck Me Gentle (14:31:43): im fore expanding it
Cuck Me Gentle (14:31:58): they tall, short black white
Shill Bill (14:31:59): Ok. No more politics please. Ever.
Cuck Me Gentle (14:32:01): anything
Cuck Me Gentle (14:32:31): Let me explain this
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:32:34): this is a pretty tough one to defend
Cuck Me Gentle (14:32:40): im up to it
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:32:54): what you are saying negates like 100 years of social progress
Cuck Me Gentle (14:33:25): Okay follow me on this one camera guy
Cuck Me Gentle (14:34:32): In the USA we have affirmative action and laws like that saying you must have x amount of diversty in you work staff, just racial
Cuck Me Gentle (14:34:44): not x amount of left and y amnount of right
Cuck Me Gentle (14:34:59): purely race gener and sexual oreintation
Cuck Me Gentle (14:35:17): I think thats messed up
Cuck Me Gentle (14:35:25): best people should get the job
Cuck Me Gentle (14:35:35): you the best accountatn
Cuck Me Gentle (14:35:38): you get it
Cuck Me Gentle (14:35:43): best chef
Cuck Me Gentle (14:35:45): you get it
Cuck Me Gentle (14:35:54): i dont care if its 100% asian\xa0women
Cuck Me Gentle (14:35:59): if im the head i want the best
Cuck Me Gentle (14:36:13): So i want those laws out
Cuck Me Gentle (14:36:19): on the flip side
Cuck Me Gentle (14:36:38): i think you should be able to fire how ever you want sinces its your comapny
Cuck Me Gentle (14:37:20): If you get fired for being gay black white asian
Cuck Me Gentle (14:37:34): it sucks, but if you are the best
Cuck Me Gentle (14:37:40): another comapny will hire you
Cuck Me Gentle (14:37:48): and you will do great things
Cuck Me Gentle (14:37:56): and then go from there
Cuck Me Gentle (14:38:00): i want less laws
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:38:44): I've got to say, you are the first person I've ever met who has argued this one lol
Shill Bill (14:39:19): Marc is for sure, 100% a libertarian
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:39:53): The free market will place gays in the best companies for them
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:39:58): unless this is ten years ago
Cuck Me Gentle (14:41:18): I cant help society
Cuck Me Gentle (14:41:25): I can let the Free Market be Free
Cuck Me Gentle (14:41:36): if i opened a business
Cuck Me Gentle (14:41:38): i want the best
Cuck Me Gentle (14:42:01): you where a banana hammock to work every day but you are the best accountant
Cuck Me Gentle (14:42:05): well sign him up
Cuck Me Gentle (14:43:04): None
Cuck Me Gentle (14:43:12): 'Murica
Cuck Me Gentle (14:44:13): also i think the state shouldn't have "marriage" gay or straight, there can be unions in the eyes of the state to any willing adults
Cuck Me Gentle (14:44:19): thats the state
Cuck Me Gentle (14:44:55): Marriage is a religous instuatution and churchs\xa0mosques and temples should have teh right to refuse the cermony
Cuck Me Gentle (14:45:10): So you would get married in a church
Cuck Me Gentle (14:45:20): get unionized in the court house
Cuck Me Gentle (14:45:33): everything in a Union is the same as today
Cuck Me Gentle (14:45:43): just different name to not upset the fundies
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:47:45): so your point is
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:47:55): if you're a white man, you should be judged based on the merit of your work alone
Cuck Me Gentle (14:48:08): if you are anyone
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:48:15): if you're not a white man, you should be judged based on the merit of your work alone and probably your race/sexuality/gender/etc
Cuck Me Gentle (14:48:17): you should be judged based on merit
Cuck Me Gentle (14:48:54): but there should be no law forcing anyone in, to stay or out of the compnay
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:49:26): also i think marriage laws exist to provide a legal basis for joint possessions / child custody / etc
Cuck Me Gentle (14:49:38): change them to union law
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:49:39): ive been going through this stuff now and it's less insidiuous than i used to think
Cuck Me Gentle (14:49:51): keep everything the same
Cuck Me Gentle (14:49:59): just call it something different
Cuck Me Gentle (14:50:07): speration of church and state
Cuck Me Gentle (14:50:51): Just let people be people
Cuck Me Gentle (14:51:02): everything will work itself out
Cuck Me Gentle (14:51:17): and then maybe the bees will come back
Cuck Me Gentle (14:53:54): my point will always be
Cuck Me Gentle (14:54:03): just leave me alone to do my thing
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:55:29): what the fuck did i miss
Cuck Me Gentle (14:56:22): Im a libertarian and Pete and Josh think I'm Homophobic
Cuck Me Gentle (14:56:43): While im actually Heterophobic, fucking breeders man
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:57:04): Yea I gathered from the chat lol
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:58:21): I believe you are just legitimately pro-business Marc and not actually homophobic, I think the issue is that when you take the side of the business you give them ability to discriminate, like "Irish need not apply" type shit on some level or another
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:59:43): but that's all i got to say about that, i think you guys said all you wanted lol
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:59:58): i think i spooked someone who was smoking the parking lot of the dunkin donuts
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:00:08): I didn't say homophobic
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:00:39): just that you favor a policy that would directly harm minorities and provide absolotely no benefit to anyone but people with biases
Cuck Me Gentle (15:00:54): I can say Im on the side of business
Cuck Me Gentle (15:00:58): no matter good or bad
Cuck Me Gentle (15:01:13): i know the laws are ment to provide secuirty
Cuck Me Gentle (15:01:21): and stop predjuice
Cuck Me Gentle (15:01:41): which is a good thing in theory in my mind
Cuck Me Gentle (15:02:03): but i think business should be allowed to be run as they want
Cuck Me Gentle (15:02:07): good or bad
Cuck Me Gentle (15:02:15): I will say it to a guy in the klan
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:02:27): I went to pick up an online order my boss placed, pull up and theres this girl in a car next me who looked to be rolling up a j, I get there it's 3 iced coffees and a tea, I thought it was wrong but whatever so I bring it back to my office. Boss tells me it's wrong, and to go back and get the right things. \xa0so I get back, pull into the same parking space, and she's still THERE. \xa0I pull out the two ice coffees and walk into dunkin donuts. \xa0I like to imagine she was only half paying attention, is getting deja vu and is wondering why someone is delivering iced coffee to dunkin donuts
Cuck Me Gentle (15:02:27): and a guy who makes double ended rainbow dildos
Cuck Me Gentle (15:03:04): I can really see why you hate captlislm and CEOs
Cuck Me Gentle (15:03:16): if i worked there too i would too
Cuck Me Gentle (15:03:25): spread your pamphlets there
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:06:04): what worker rights do you believe should exist?
Cuck Me Gentle (15:06:40): you want my foreal answer
Cuck Me Gentle (15:06:52): the right to quit at any time
Cuck Me Gentle (15:07:10): the right to negotiate there terms and pay
Cuck Me Gentle (15:07:20): and the right to voice there concerns
Cuck Me Gentle (15:08:00): end
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:08:02): in your opinion should an employer be allowed to, say, not give raises to gay employees because he doesnt like them?
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:08:23): like christmas bonus time rolls around and everyone gets one but the homosexuals at the company
Cuck Me Gentle (15:08:24): drop the gay and yes
Cuck Me Gentle (15:08:34): i feel any reason is reason enough
Cuck Me Gentle (15:08:41): if you feel undervalued
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:08:44): but would gay fall under a reason that is allowed
Cuck Me Gentle (15:08:52): then yes
Cuck Me Gentle (15:08:59): any reason
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:09:01): i think that's the issue we're having here
Cuck Me Gentle (15:09:10): im dealing in absoultes
Cuck Me Gentle (15:09:21): and to defend my position i have to
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:09:28): well do you think those rights you mentioned before are rights we currently have?
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:09:40): i concede we have the right to quit anytime, but the other two
Cuck Me Gentle (15:10:06): No i dont think we have them now
Cuck Me Gentle (15:10:21): and i dont have a good way yo ensure them
Cuck Me Gentle (15:10:49): alot of people cant negotiate there pay
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:10:57): I would say unions for the negotiations and legal protection for whistleblowers but I don't know if that would work for you
Cuck Me Gentle (15:11:14): no i dont like unions
Cuck Me Gentle (15:11:21): Unions on paper are amazing
Cuck Me Gentle (15:11:29): but in real life they are shit
Cuck Me Gentle (15:11:39): not all
Cuck Me Gentle (15:11:44): but IMO most
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:12:48): well I can't think of a better way for employees to get leverage in negotiations other than pooling together their resources so that's why I'm a pro-union guy. if there's a better way i'd be all for it.
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:13:18): None
Cuck Me Gentle (15:13:55): crossfit is not a sport
Cuck Me Gentle (15:13:59): they arent atheltes
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:14:06): finally
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:14:08): common ground
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:14:25): they're athelets for the next generation!
Cuck Me Gentle (15:14:32): thats how Palestine-Israel\xa0peace talks should start
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:14:49): israel, palestine, before we begin, i'd like both of your opinions on hummus and crossfit
Cuck Me Gentle (15:15:06): working out hurt is stupid
Cuck Me Gentle (15:15:11): rest and recover
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:15:11): lori has been doing crossfit for like 3 months and she already has 3 injuries?
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:15:19): hey
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:15:24): its the best workout system we have
Cuck Me Gentle (15:15:53): 5 lumbar discs in the spine, 5 lumbar discs, take one out pass it around 4 lumbar discs in the spine
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:15:55): normally you'd take that as a sign that something is wrong with your workout, but at crossfit, we know that it means there's something wrong with YOU
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:16:22): you arent a real athlete until you've acquired hip injuries at age 23 and continued to do what caused you those injuries in the first place
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:16:41): they say the definition of bravery is doing the same thing over and over with worse results
Cuck Me Gentle (15:16:59): ACL tears are for pussies, now pistol sqauts
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:18:09): Time for those 3rd World Squarts, or as I call them, iSquats
Cuck Me Gentle (15:44:09): I always thought Crossfiters were straw men on the internet so fitness people had someone to laugh at collectivley
Cuck Me Gentle (15:44:14): I was wrong
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:49:57): it's a workout cult
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:52:22): do this checklist http://www.csj.org/infoserv_cult101/checklis.htm
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:52:46): almost every single one applies to crossfit except for a few like punishing you from speaking to outsiders
Cuck Me Gentle (15:53:41): so we are having a safe space at work on tuesday
Cuck Me Gentle (15:53:56): and i want to go to hear the butt hurt leftists
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:54:39): what is it a safe space for
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:54:42): dont' call democrats leftists
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:54:56): you're just pushing the mainstream narrative that democrats are as far left as you're allowed to go
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:55:17): they're still left of the center or the right
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:55:24): no they're right of center
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:55:32): democrats here are the right wing in europe
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:56:39): i'm guessing its for a trump presidency/his cabinet picks thus far though
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:56:51): amirite marc? whats the safe space for
Cuck Me Gentle (15:57:46): I dont consider you or Josh Lefitsts
Cuck Me Gentle (15:57:50): i think you are liberals
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:58:04): liberals are pro capitalisism
Cuck Me Gentle (15:58:13): ehh
Cuck Me Gentle (15:58:26): i think you can understadn a policy and like it no matter the end of the scale
Shill Bill (15:58:33): I aint no liberal
Cuck Me Gentle (15:58:42): but you shy towards the left side
Cuck Me Gentle (15:58:52): Leftisit follow the left blindly
Shill Bill (15:58:54): Yeah. Liberal ain't left
Cuck Me Gentle (15:58:59): like rightest do
Cuck Me Gentle (15:59:08): i think im consertiavtive
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:59:19): personally marc I think you're a libertarian
Cuck Me Gentle (15:59:21): I can see when a policy form the left is good
Shill Bill (15:59:26): Economically, yes. Socially, no you're not
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:59:35): i think you're too socially progressive to be a run of the mill conservative
Cuck Me Gentle (15:59:48): yea marry who ever you want
Cuck Me Gentle (15:59:51): i dont care
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:00:01): and you're pro weed stance as well
Cuck Me Gentle (16:00:02): stay out of my bedroom ill stay our of yours
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:00:07): yea you're a libertarian lol
Shill Bill (16:00:08): Still, I ain't no liberal
Cuck Me Gentle (16:00:13): unless we getting freaky
Cuck Me Gentle (16:00:17): \ufffd
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:00:31): i'm probably the dirty liberal of the group
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:01:18): well if you're actually a soc dem you're right in the middle line
Cuck Me Gentle (16:01:38): i feel socalism is more left then center
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:01:40): that middle line is the switch of pro capitalism and anti capitalism, and you think we need both
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:01:43): socialism is left
Cuck Me Gentle (16:01:51): through democratic infront doesnt really change it
Cuck Me Gentle (16:02:17): the Nazis were democraticly elected soilaists
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:02:18): democratic socialism still has private ownership of companies, but a big safety net, in the model of the nordic countries
Cuck Me Gentle (16:02:29): I live life on the edge
Cuck Me Gentle (16:02:39): no net
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:02:50): well they co-opted the word socialist because the socialist movement was coming up big then, and called themselves national socialists. but hitler himself considered his way a third way outside captialism and socialism
Cuck Me Gentle (16:02:52): i fall into my fat stacks of cash
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:02:57): and the first people htey killed was communists
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:03:06): so how socialist could they have really been
Cuck Me Gentle (16:03:19): well i never thought of that
Cuck Me Gentle (16:03:25): i alwasy equated the 2
Cuck Me Gentle (16:03:33): socal and commie
Cuck Me Gentle (16:03:36): not nazis
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:03:41): well you can in should in most situations, just not with nazi's
Cuck Me Gentle (16:04:42): Damn nazis
Cuck Me Gentle (16:04:53): the one thing they did wrong was ruin soclialism
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:05:02): marc what do you think about welfare
Cuck Me Gentle (16:05:11): I dislike it
Cuck Me Gentle (16:05:21): i understand there are people who need help
Cuck Me Gentle (16:06:31): but i think it should be given from private charities or the church, let me help people cause i want to
Cuck Me Gentle (16:06:53): Its like reading a Catch 22 on your own
Cuck Me Gentle (16:07:04): you enjoy it and love the feeling when you finished
Cuck Me Gentle (16:07:21): but being forced to read it in Highschool you hate it and want it to end
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:07:21): didnt you file for unemployment tho
Cuck Me Gentle (16:07:52): Unemployment you have to pay into it first, and i didnt really take it for more then 1 month
Cuck Me Gentle (16:07:55): i felt dirty
Cuck Me Gentle (16:08:14): i didnt need it and other people did
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:09:30): my boss just said "we are so socialist and communistic and all the money is going to the top rich people" i don't think he knows what he is saying lol
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:11:22): bitching about income inquality and blaming it on our socialistic and communistic policies lol
Cuck Me Gentle (16:11:25): i dont think thats\xa0how that works
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:11:35): yea I was going to say I don't even think any conservatives would say that
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:11:50): they normally just say socialism makes everyone equally poor
Cuck Me Gentle (16:11:55): people just want to bitch about shit
Cuck Me Gentle (16:12:01): and mix messages
Cuck Me Gentle (16:12:20): have a well researched stance and stick by it
Cuck Me Gentle (16:12:25): dont use buzz words
Cuck Me Gentle (16:12:38): if you dont know then say you dont\xa0know enough to make a choice
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:14:19): i find avoiding the socialism buzzwords and just talking the ideology appeals to a lotta people. i even got the woman here who votes trump to agree with me a lot the other day after my boss flipped out
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:15:24): i'll only ever say bourgie tears to you guys. out here in the real world, I call them white tears \ufffd
Cuck Me Gentle (16:15:41): from the stories you say
Cuck Me Gentle (16:15:56): everyone you work with should be a dirty socialist
Cuck Me Gentle (16:16:23): your boss is seems to be on the worst end captlism can produce
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:16:43): well that's the logical extension of this ideology, someone like my boss
Cuck Me Gentle (16:17:11): nah mine is, i hold all the money and people give me shit to have it
Cuck Me Gentle (16:17:33): plus i get to corrupt the minds of the youth
Cuck Me Gentle (16:17:40): and deal in stereotypes
Cuck Me Gentle (16:18:37): you want low income families
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:18:56): i would love a low income family!
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:19:24): i want a guarantee of a decent of life for all families is all, not a work or starve society where you're labor isn't even fully owned by you
Cuck Me Gentle (16:21:14): Can you explain this to me as two socialist
Cuck Me Gentle (16:21:20): like i realy dont\xa0get this
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:21:29): oh the value of labor thing?
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:21:29): ok sure
Cuck Me Gentle (16:21:33): no not that
Cuck Me Gentle (16:21:37): i get that
Cuck Me Gentle (16:21:49): you want a fair wage for what you do in the company
Cuck Me Gentle (16:22:06): you think they guy who makes the chairs hould get more then the supervisor
Cuck Me Gentle (16:22:12): who doesnt make the goods
Cuck Me Gentle (16:22:23): What i dont get is
Cuck Me Gentle (16:22:48): You works and then all the money goes to the government who the divies it up
Cuck Me Gentle (16:22:53): why would i work hard
Cuck Me Gentle (16:23:00): if i know what im gunna get
Cuck Me Gentle (16:23:08): also
Cuck Me Gentle (16:23:22): if the government has the power to split it all up
Cuck Me Gentle (16:23:33): wouldnt they fuck it up
Cuck Me Gentle (16:23:40): like they do everythiung else
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:23:48): this was a problem in Cuba when Che tried to get rid of profits as an incentive for workers lol
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:24:23): well actually a heavy theme in communism is anarchism, that was the original philosopical train of thought. I personally have a problem with a large fedreal government where about 1,000 people make laws that affect 321 million. \xa0it's like 10 ant's controlling a bull in a china shop
Cuck Me Gentle (16:24:23): i really dont get it
Cuck Me Gentle (16:25:06): so then how fo we do socailism with out a head
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:25:12): but there's a lot to what you just said so im going to go point by point
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:25:44): well socialism and communism is against heirarchies for the most part, definitely how they are now where you have level after level after level
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:26:24): it's the belief that a community knows best what a community needs, not what someone who runs the community says it needs. but as to your other points
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:33:42): Let me do this by an example. This might get slightly mathy so bear with me. Consider the lowest level employee at a company. He makes 10,000 a year. He must produce more than 10,000 a year for the company if he doesn't want to be let go, to help contribute to the companies profit and not just be a net-zero (no profit/loss) for the company. And as you go up the ladder, it's always like that, you must produce more than you are paid. This is where profits come from. But there are people who reap the benefits of those profits maid by those under, and once you reach a certain level in that ladder, you are recieving more money than you helped produce for the company, while everyone else has the exact opposite situation. So my opinion for fixing this is just a more flat worker structure. .
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:33:59): You have workers and you can have supervisors, but only as so many levels as needed for the company to continue, and only such that these employers are not profiting off the unpaid revenue the lower workers are making ie in a place like a co-op, esop, companies such as Mondragon or Valve. Also I think the idea that working for not money is hard to imagine because we grew up in a world where money was already in place as necessary, but you can look at any anarchist community like the paris commune, communal communities like the native americans before Columbus similar, to see that money is not a necessary item for a community to decide what it needs and to work to achieve it.
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:34:00): in fact, we'd work less if it was that way, the reason we still work 40 hours a week despite increasing technology is only to increase profits, economist from the 1920's thought by now we'd be down to a 25 hour work week given increasing automation, and automation has increased, but we're working more still to increase profits for your boss or shareholder value.
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:34:09): had to send it in a few messages, was too long for one lol
Cuck Me Gentle (16:36:02): cool
Cuck Me Gentle (16:36:07): i see your point
Cuck Me Gentle (16:36:20): i dont agree with it but i see where you are coming from
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:37:33): well as long as you see my point
Cuck Me Gentle (16:38:14): now, i think it runs on flawed logic but that might just be my bias
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:39:03): What part do you think is flawed or based on flawed assumptions? I'm not going to continue on it or try to convince just genuinely curious
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:39:41): None
Cuck Me Gentle (16:39:59): you say that everyone has to earn more then what they make, but there is a tipping point where you earn less for the company then it pays
Cuck Me Gentle (16:40:22): i dont belive that to be true on 2 fronts
Cuck Me Gentle (16:40:54): 1 i know my VP and CEO work tones of hours on multple accounts so that they do stay profitable
Cuck Me Gentle (16:41:05): they manage us to keep it running smooth
Cuck Me Gentle (16:41:10): 2 share holders
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:41:24): marc does your company have a stock symbol?
Cuck Me Gentle (16:41:32): like on the market
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:41:34): yea
Cuck Me Gentle (16:41:37): Publicis
Cuck Me Gentle (16:41:40): its in frnace
Cuck Me Gentle (16:41:44): i think the paris excahnge
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:41:57): they pronounce it poooo-blicis
Cuck Me Gentle (16:42:16): close pete lol
Cuck Me Gentle (16:42:57): but for share holders
Cuck Me Gentle (16:43:41): employees get paid the same wage no matter what
Cuck Me Gentle (16:43:44): the good
Cuck Me Gentle (16:43:46): and the bad
Cuck Me Gentle (16:43:57): still get paid if the comapny is sinking
Cuck Me Gentle (16:44:06): so then the company folds
Cuck Me Gentle (16:44:11): and you are out of work
Cuck Me Gentle (16:44:13): sucks
Cuck Me Gentle (16:44:20): but you find another job
Cuck Me Gentle (16:44:26): Share holders lose there money
Cuck Me Gentle (16:44:36): they get it based on the comapnies well being
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:44:37): right and if a CEO does well he gets more money right? isn't that a double standard, workers get X no matter how hard they work, CEO's can get more if they do well?
Cuck Me Gentle (16:44:57): the CEO at my company has a fixed salary
Cuck Me Gentle (16:45:06): and if he was the owner
Cuck Me Gentle (16:45:08): then no
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:45:09): lots of people get bonuses lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:45:15): i just got one that was performance based this morning
Cuck Me Gentle (16:45:20): If i put money in
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:45:41): plus raises
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:45:43): increases in PTO
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:45:44): etc
Cuck Me Gentle (16:45:56): If i invest in the comapny 5K
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:46:00): Yea you have to look at how they trade as well. CEO's typically make a lot more trading the company stock than their compensation
Cuck Me Gentle (16:46:12): okay
Cuck Me Gentle (16:46:18): dont see a problem with that
Cuck Me Gentle (16:46:26): Id love stock options
Cuck Me Gentle (16:46:41): when you ionvest in a company
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:46:46): and the stock price is reflective of how the employee's are working in the company. and dividends is literally just giving off the extra revenue the workers created to shareholdres instead of back to the employees
Cuck Me Gentle (16:46:46): you need it to suceed
Cuck Me Gentle (16:47:04): i think we will just never agree on this main difference
Cuck Me Gentle (16:47:09): What is more important
Cuck Me Gentle (16:47:16): money or labor
Cuck Me Gentle (16:47:34): or invesment or labor
Cuck Me Gentle (16:47:39): dont want to be too broad
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:47:55): labor
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:47:57): nothing is made without labor
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:48:16): money is just a means of controlling labor
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:48:25): except when it's automated \ufffd
Cuck Me Gentle (16:48:27): cant pay the labor with out invesments
Cuck Me Gentle (16:48:36): Robots FTW
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:49:23): well thats cause we live in a society with money. and even those investments are profited off of. \xa0you take a loan from a bank you're paying back interest. \xa0imagine a fully automated world where every job is done by a robot
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:49:29): if it was capitalistic it'd be a hell scape
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:50:30): you'd have no money and no way to make it, and that's the path we're heading down. we may never get fully automated but the need for human labor is lessening
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:50:32): that doesnt make any sense though lol
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:50:44): explain
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:50:48): why would we create an economy entirely populated by robots
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:50:50): who would it benefit
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:50:56): so we could just live in leisure 24/7
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:50:58): ?
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:51:07): but you're saying there would be no jobs right
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:51:12): right because robots do everything
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:51:13): it's just robots doing 90% of the work
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:51:39): ok say it's even that level, they do 90% of the work and humans have to work 4 hours a week
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:51:44): so why would these companies invest in automation that will make them all lose their jobs and destroy their industry?
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:51:54): well it won't make those at the top lose their jobs
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:52:08): kiosks aren't replacing the ceo's of mcdonalds, ceo's are using automation to replace lower levels
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:52:19): and that's beceause they already have money
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:52:29): so that gives them the right to make these decisions
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:52:40): allegedly
Cuck Me Gentle (16:52:54): id Kiosks can keep the icecream machine working
Cuck Me Gentle (16:52:56): im for the,
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:52:58): i agree its going to fuck up entry level and already is, but the idea that a capitalistic nation would be entirely automated makes no sense, at some people someone has to inejct money into it
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:53:18): the whole point of capitalism is for people to make money, why would you remove that element
Cuck Me Gentle (16:53:20): i think everyone would end up adapting
Cuck Me Gentle (16:53:33): we used to be a raw material based econ
Cuck Me Gentle (16:53:38): then indisrty
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:53:44): unemployement is going to be a crisis in about a decade due to lack of jobs.
Cuck Me Gentle (16:53:44): now information
Cuck Me Gentle (16:54:06): unskilled workers always get the shaft
Cuck Me Gentle (16:54:12): since they are unskilled
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:54:13): well that's another thing. we have raw materials and factories that people can work at but a few private interests own both so communities that have people willing to work and the skills to work with said materials for the good of the community can't
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:54:13): i think entry level too
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:54:23): entry level white collar is most at risk
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:54:32): yea it's fucked, i already kind of lost a job to automation
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:54:41): people are complaining about it at HPE too
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:54:41): you can't compete with a robot
Cuck Me Gentle (16:54:43): sex worker?
Cuck Me Gentle (16:55:10): I belive in humanity to adapt to the growing scale
Cuck Me Gentle (16:55:13): if not
Cuck Me Gentle (16:55:27): i have 5 years of food and a bunker
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:55:32): i think if it's to adapt you basically have to invent new industries to populate with people, but what would stop these new industries from also being automated?
Cuck Me Gentle (16:55:40): wait it out intl i can be John Connor
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:55:41): the way to adapt is to get more specialized to get a job above what is being automated, but that means more education tbh
Cuck Me Gentle (16:56:05): how will socalism help robots
Cuck Me Gentle (16:56:10): what about them
Grab Em By The Swing States (16:56:12): imo the solution is to make education more accessible to white collar people, i think there should also be a white collar minimum wage
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:56:13): well socialism wants automation
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:56:27): but for the good of people not for profit
Cuck Me Gentle (16:56:48): so we go 100% entry level automation
Cuck Me Gentle (16:57:03): socialsim wants the people who still have jobs
Cuck Me Gentle (16:57:08): to pay for the people who dont
Cuck Me Gentle (16:58:35): EVERYONE SHUT UP
Cuck Me Gentle (16:58:42): I FOUND SOMETHING AMAZING
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:58:43): you need to get past this idea of paying for it or money. if a robotic farm can produce food by just running on electricity and requiring minimum labor, it should provide that food to the surrounding community. \xa0but if you're not selling it, no human farm can compete, and if we're at the level of compeltely robotic farming, a lot of jobs are probably gone to automation as well and you won't have people who can afford to buy said food
Cuck Me Gentle (16:58:50): None
Cuck Me Gentle (16:59:31): but what do we give in return
Cuck Me Gentle (16:59:39): everything is a transaction
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:59:50): i don't believe that. we only feel that way cause that is the world we grew up in
Cuck Me Gentle (16:59:54): you put with your bitches shit to get in the box on the reg
Cuck Me Gentle (17:00:18): why would anyone do anything ever then
Cuck Me Gentle (17:00:24): if i get it for free
Cuck Me Gentle (17:00:31): then what would be my purpose
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:00:32): i'm not going to pretend like i'd be happy having only my basic needs met
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:00:44): but normally its the communist actions that are most revered still in this world. we praise people who give money away. we praise when a doctor does no borders stuff. we give cigarettes for free. when someone asks you for a spot, do you tell them your rate is 5 dollars per spot? is that not a trasnaction?
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:00:54): well right now you pay for your basic needs to be met
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:01:01): you're existence is not even free
Cuck Me Gentle (17:01:14): well now i am
Cuck Me Gentle (17:01:20): you want money
Cuck Me Gentle (17:01:26): bitch i got an API
Cuck Me Gentle (17:01:37): but even in those situations
Cuck Me Gentle (17:01:41): you give me a 5
Cuck Me Gentle (17:01:52): you expect it back and then when you need something
Cuck Me Gentle (17:01:55): you get it
Cuck Me Gentle (17:01:59): a transaction
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:02:03): we praise coutnries that give food to the needy
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:02:09): it's a good thing to do inherently
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:02:24): we have enough food to feed everyone
Cuck Me Gentle (17:02:31): we praise it due to the fact we have done so well we can give it away
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:02:32): and enough houses to house everyone in america at least
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:02:49): even enough factories and raw materials right now to give everyone a job
Cuck Me Gentle (17:02:51): no one gets pissed a homeless dude doesnt give to charity
Cuck Me Gentle (17:03:09): but if im a billionaire
Cuck Me Gentle (17:03:17): i have to donate or look like an asshole
Cuck Me Gentle (17:03:34): do what you want with your money
Cuck Me Gentle (17:03:44): its yours
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:04:04): if you want to make social change then do something, complaining that our govt doesnt do enough to help the poor (and it's a valid complaint) is basically just complaining about someone else's altruism
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:04:12): is it not morally good to feed the hungry
Cuck Me Gentle (17:04:46): morals dont pay my rent
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:04:54): and if you have enough to feed the poor but don't because you won't be making money off of I find that wrong. the idea of making money off the most basic needs of man is the worst imo
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:05:14): yea rent lol don't get me started on rent
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:05:16): so then why dont you work at a soup kitchen lol
Cuck Me Gentle (17:05:17): who said i would be making money off it
Cuck Me Gentle (17:05:25): maybe i just want the food
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:05:45): the system is broken. the system needs to be fixed. \xa0I did volunteer at a food kitchen 2 weeks ago btw
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:05:50): soup*
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:05:54): me and haley went
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:06:23): well food companies do make money off of food
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:06:25): they make a profit
Cuck Me Gentle (17:06:42): i mean i voluteener all the time at my moms hoisptial
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:06:49): charity is a band aid on a broken leg
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:07:27): it's good that it is helping some people but the issue is deeper than it can solve imo
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:13:26): Or just kill the poor
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:13:36): It's so easy
Shill Bill (17:16:48): Eat the poor
Shill Bill (17:17:57): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal?wprov=sfla1
Shill Bill (17:18:40): "Swift suggests that the impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling their children as food for rich gentlemen and ladies. This satirical\xa0hyperbolemocks heartless attitudes towards the poor, as well as\xa0British\xa0policy toward the\xa0Irish\xa0in general."
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:23:36): I think this is one of the first examples of satire
Cuck Me Gentle (20:16:40): None
Cuck Me Gentle (20:32:52): None
Saturday, 03 December 2016
Cuck Me Gentle (07:39:49): Let me know when you cucks are headed over
Shill Bill (08:35:16): For what
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:35:38): We started a gang
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:35:48): Leather jacket boys
Shill Bill (08:36:07): What's initiation like?
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:36:42): Do you have a leather jacket?
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:36:56): Do you believe in white supremacy (not required but encouraged)?
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:37:24): Can you work a keurig or have willingness to learn how to work a keurig?
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:03:27): None
Shill Bill (13:11:36): Grey. I can't wait for the singularity, name Pepe
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:11:55): I just want one more day with Tay AI
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:20:08): None
Cuck Me Gentle (14:46:50): Ducky is adapting well.
Cuck Me Gentle (14:46:59): Still hates the Jews though
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:48:48): She was probably just happy to be out of the car lol
Cuck Me Gentle (14:49:38): She said why did you stick me with the Guinea and the Krawt.
Cuck Me Gentle (14:49:53): I think she is rascist to only whites
Cuck Me Gentle (15:08:52): None
Shill Bill (16:02:37): Wait, were you guys in PA?
Cuck Me Gentle (16:02:49): Yea.
Shill Bill (16:03:00): Ooo
Cuck Me Gentle (16:03:03): Reptile show. We invite you every time
Shill Bill (16:03:24): I said I'd come.
Shill Bill (16:03:42): Didn't know it was today
Cuck Me Gentle (16:03:58): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (17:12:03): Come to the next one, Marc's reptile hoarding has only just begun
CondolCuckYa Wife (20:15:09): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (20:36:38): These steaks are amazing
Shill Bill (20:36:58): Better than the butcher?
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:59:54): These steaks were so fucking good
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:00:37): We just had them with salt and pepper, the onions look good but since I only have these a few times a year I wanted it plain
Shill Bill (21:03:23): Peter Peterson. Plainest Jane I know
Shill Bill (21:03:36): Please change your name
Sunday, 04 December 2016
Cuck Me Gentle (07:18:53): Clean off your table you heathen
CondolCuckYa Wife (07:40:24): They're just a different cut than I usually get, delmonico, like a fattier rib eye
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:28:19): http://www.clickhole.com/article/body-positivity-win-14-year-old-boy-would-have-sex-4542
Monday, 05 December 2016
Cuck Me Gentle (06:28:56): The shit that pops up when you search to many Donald Trump memes on YouTube
Grab Em By The Swing States (07:48:17): I was designed from the womb to hate Jews. My body is nothing but a Jew hating machine, created by the SJWs
Cuck Me Gentle (07:54:29): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (08:56:52): that's not a real video on PragerU.com is it marc lol
Cuck Me Gentle (09:08:23): the wolfstien
Cuck Me Gentle (09:08:24): no
Cuck Me Gentle (09:08:32): the i was born to hate jews
Cuck Me Gentle (09:08:34): yes
Cuck Me Gentle (09:08:36): very real
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:08:38): good lord
Cuck Me Gentle (09:08:58): its more anti muslim then anti jew
Cuck Me Gentle (09:09:22): its kinda like if the internet had a baby and made a video
Cuck Me Gentle (09:09:30): it never says its pro jew
Cuck Me Gentle (09:09:37): and even says jews control the wes
Cuck Me Gentle (09:09:39): west
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:11:04): Heard about Pizzagate on NPR and I agree with you guys now, sounds way too fishy and I do get some kind of a coverup vibe
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:11:25): They said way too many times it was false, as if there is nothing weird about a pizza related map
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:14:34): yea
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:14:47): dumb gun guy will make the people who still look into it as nut jobs
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:14:52): but maybe he was a plant!
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:15:36): It's his right as an American to bring a semi automatic rifle into a children's pizza place
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:18:54): im actually really afraid of this whole "fake news" movement thing
Cuck Me Gentle (09:19:07): Me too
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:19:10): obviously some are, like that guy NPR investigated who literally just made shit up
Cuck Me Gentle (09:19:23): CNN and MSNBC are ruining america
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:19:28): but it's an easy cop out for big media to discredit truthful things a smaller platform pushes
Cuck Me Gentle (09:19:29): we need more Fox and Brietbart
Cuck Me Gentle (09:19:31): no bais
Cuck Me Gentle (09:19:37): fair and balanced
Cuck Me Gentle (09:19:44): other clearly false things
Cuck Me Gentle (09:20:13): Let me ask you an honest questionm
Cuck Me Gentle (09:20:25): you guys saw force awaken right?
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:20:50): actually no
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:21:04): but im aware of the spoilers
Cuck Me Gentle (09:21:09): okay
Cuck Me Gentle (09:21:33): So i watch some Lauren Southern stuff and she is on Rebel.media
Cuck Me Gentle (09:21:40): so they wwere like hey check this guy out
Cuck Me Gentle (09:21:48): Gavin Mcgunies
Cuck Me Gentle (09:21:50): or something
Cuck Me Gentle (09:22:26): dude made a video about how Star wars was shoving fenism down our throughts since a girl couldnt fight cool lightsaber battles
Cuck Me Gentle (09:22:34): I didnt find it that way
Cuck Me Gentle (09:22:51): and thought it was well crafted and didnt matter the gender or race of the people
Cuck Me Gentle (09:23:05): but i might just love star wars
Cuck Me Gentle (09:23:14): so i wanted to sdee whjat you guys thought
Cuck Me Gentle (09:23:32): if i was biais or he was a woman hater
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:23:58): so this light saber fight
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:24:19): did she mention or was it implied during it she was symbolically fighting the patriarchy or anything like that
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:24:26): or did she use her boobs as a weapon at one point
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:24:49): did she play the "you can't hit me im a woman" card at anytime or any kind of "you just got beat by a woman #girlpower" type of thing
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:25:56): first of all, don't use Gavin McInnes as a source of any legitimate viewpoints, don't take a word he says seriously
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:26:47): Against my better judgment I think he's kind of funny and I've been reading Vice since I was like 15 so I kind of like him sometimes, I even read his book, but he just talks out of his ass constantly, he's a 50 year old Trump troll
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:26:56): and as for Force Awakens
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:27:22): There weren't really any "girl power" themes in the movie
Cuck Me Gentle (09:27:34): Thats what i thought
Cuck Me Gentle (09:27:41): like it was just a story
Cuck Me Gentle (09:27:48): about robots
Cuck Me Gentle (09:27:53): and how they will take over
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:27:59): you could have swapped Rey with a male actor and the plot wouldnt have changed in any way
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:27:59): I think the whole reason for having a black person and a girl as the main chracters were $$$$$$
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:27:59): it's all about selling toys
Cuck Me Gentle (09:28:12): Truf
Cuck Me Gentle (09:28:16): date toy money doh
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:28:29): now they can target toys towards girls because the main is a girl, they can try and reach black kids who might not have identified with the all white previous movies etc
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:28:42): the amount of money from Star Wars merch is MASSIVE
Cuck Me Gentle (09:28:47): like my
Cuck Me Gentle (09:28:51): ego
Cuck Me Gentle (09:29:00): and my DICKKKK
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:29:05): the real moneymaker for Walt Disney is Star Wars merchandise. Analysts predict Star Wars merch will generate some $3 billion in sales in 2015, and $5 billion over the next 12 months.
Cuck Me Gentle (09:29:17): jusy from me alone
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:29:34): Wait till you see the new handicapped Jedi, W'heelchayr
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:29:35): god damn
Cuck Me Gentle (09:29:48): there is a dude in the lore named Kid\\
Cuck Me Gentle (09:29:50): Fisto
Cuck Me Gentle (09:29:53): Kid Fisto
Cuck Me Gentle (09:30:10): Kit
Cuck Me Gentle (09:30:12): my B
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:30:30): oh, Kid Fisto sounds funnier lol
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:30:38): sounds like something John Podesta would be into
Cuck Me Gentle (09:30:47): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:33:32): look at all these young kits! i mean kids
Cuck Me Gentle (09:37:05): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (09:37:32): no wonder they rebooted the franchise lol
Cuck Me Gentle (09:38:10): http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/374/971/a31.jpg
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:59:26): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (10:04:29): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N_khFQq7hk
Cuck Me Gentle (11:47:37): New Black Girl at the office, gunna try to put some vanilla in her chocolate
Cuck Me Gentle (11:48:55): https://secure.static.tumblr.com/0cb2a28eee50326d0049b258fcde061a/tsxmsvb/0vLo0mgt4/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640.jpg
Cuck Me Gentle (11:49:10): Guess what everyone is getting for Christmas
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:50:55): Cream pies?
Cuck Me Gentle (11:51:57): no
Cuck Me Gentle (11:52:03): jeff goldblum
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:16:57): Today my boss asked me to graph income inequality in New Jersey over the years
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:17:05): This might be my best day at work
Cuck Me Gentle (12:18:18): He will look at it and go "The richest arent rich enough, Brian Make Me Richer"
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:18:51): it is kind of shockingb
Cuck Me Gentle (12:19:06): https://www.google.com/search?q=middle+finger+graphic&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQ-Z_Sx93QAhWHh1QKHSs4BtMQ_AUICCgB&biw=1280&bih=643#tbm=isch&q=middle+finger+graphing+calucaltor&imgrc=ddQF5WTwK0M-gM%3A
Cuck Me Gentle (12:19:17): http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UVhyW1TWsv0/U-iMr5Q4III/AAAAAAAAGIY/Yo-DAZwnsv0/s1600/Penis,+mathematical+equation+1+-+0b.jpg
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:20:05): actually im doing the north east as a whole but still. 75% of people make less than $52,499, only a quarter make more than that
CondolCuckYa Wife (12:20:09): well in 2007
Cuck Me Gentle (12:21:07): in 2007 i made 0 dollars
Cuck Me Gentle (12:21:13): wait thats a lie
Cuck Me Gentle (12:21:19): i had invesments and shit
Cuck Me Gentle (12:22:42): Damn its hard being a capitalist fat cat, i have to keep track of all my accounts and shit, you Commies dont\xa0worry about nothing, stand on bread line, stand on water line, stand on death line, I might switch over to being a commie
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:29:32): idk if a capitalist fat cat can handle being on his feet that much. "i'll have Geoffrey stand in the death line for me"
Cuck Me Gentle (13:30:33): Geoffrey Call Me when Im Dead, im far to busy to remember im mortal
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:31:15): Doctor, I don't have time to worry about this Zika what have you, I need to make some motherfucking monayyyy
Cuck Me Gentle (13:32:09): Do not search Cuck Tales on google at work to find the funny meme you saw on reddit
Cuck Me Gentle (13:32:16): you see some stuff
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:34:40): What do you guys think of a show called "The BBC Diaries", like sex in the city, but its 4 huge black dudes who just gossip about the white wives they've been sleeping with and how the husband acts during it. "It was good with the wife and all, but the husband kept shoving the camera in my face and narrating, really was killing it for me. \xa0But like the craigslist pro I am, I finished anyays"
Cuck Me Gentle (13:35:25): we will have it run on MSNBC
Cuck Me Gentle (13:36:08): i dont get cucking, i fuck black dudes all the time, but its not cucking when you top dawg in cell block B
Cuck Me Gentle (14:25:41): Okay, lets right a shopw about a hardcore rapper
Cuck Me Gentle (14:25:44): but he is gay
Cuck Me Gentle (14:25:50): and raps about really gay shit
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:27:33): https://media4.giphy.com/media/jEOSsxjLV76Kc/giphy.gif
Cuck Me Gentle (14:30:45): damn
Cuck Me Gentle (14:30:53): i thought i was orginal
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:35:23): Homies over hoes, do the homie
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:35:49): nothing is original anymore \ufffd
Shill Bill (14:37:54): None
Shill Bill (14:38:21): Thuggin love baby
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:42:18): I loved when he was selling miniskirts for men because you could easily hide a gun in them or something like that lol
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:02:37): http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/11/30/congress-allows-rule-permitting-mass-hacking-government-take-effect/94683030/
Shill Bill (15:06:44): Shocking
Cuck Me Gentle (15:09:11): If they want to hack my computer let them. they wont get passed the fire wall
Cuck Me Gentle (15:09:25): and by that i mean teh litteral wall of fire i made around my house
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:09:51): HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW PUNK FBI BITCHES
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:10:56): for me they'd be like "wow, this guy is really into finding coupons to get sneakers for half price"
Cuck Me Gentle (15:11:02): None
Tuesday, 06 December 2016
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:31:18): Cuck Swim cancelled World Peace \U0001f62d
Cuck Me Gentle (08:31:40): I'll call Hilary
Cuck Me Gentle (08:31:52): Different Hilliary
Shill Bill (08:31:55): I'm not surprised
Cuck Me Gentle (08:32:01): She works for AS
CondolCuckYa Wife (08:32:21): It was too real
CondolCuckYa Wife (08:32:24): Society wasn't ready
Shill Bill (08:33:07): I dunno if I was ready.
CondolCuckYa Wife (08:35:17): Im that gorilla dick nigga I make dyke pussy wet
CondolCuckYa Wife (08:35:27): the fact that they were able to get that on tv I think makes the show a success
CondolCuckYa Wife (08:35:40): Also when they said jews control everything and then showed their producers lol
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:41:23): There were hit pieces saying there were secret swatstikas in the show
Shill Bill (08:43:45): Brett Gellman also broke ties with AS because "they're supporters of the alt-right"
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:45:36): I'm sure that was a big factor
Cuck Me Gentle (08:55:44): Adult swim is Turner
Cuck Me Gentle (08:55:48): Who owns CNN
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:59:05): Clinton \U0001f60f
Grab Em By The Swing States (08:59:15): \U0001f60f\U0001f609\U0001f60f\U0001f609\U0001f60f\U0001f609
Shill Bill (08:59:24): None
Cuck Me Gentle (09:09:19): Listen here you silly liberal faggots. There is no alt right. It's only all white like our nation should be
Shill Bill (09:10:10): David Duke says Jews ain't white. Is he right?
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:10:37): J Power
GroupMe (09:12:41): Grab Em By The Swing States changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (09:13:16): Grab Em By The Swing States changed the group's name to White is Not Right
GroupMe (09:17:26): Shill Bill changed name to Joe Rogan
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:19:41): None
GroupMe (09:21:53): Cuck Me Gentle changed name to Up Tighty Whities
Up Tighty Whities (09:23:50): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:24:39): None
Up Tighty Whities (09:42:22): http://i.imgur.com/eyet86Z.gifv
Joe Rogan (09:44:27): Jackie Chan knows the truth. White ain't right. Neither is Jaden Smith.
Up Tighty Whities (09:48:04): Joe Biden might run in 2020
Up Tighty Whities (09:48:08): Hes got my vote
Joe Rogan (09:50:57): If that's who the Democrats run, they really don't get what just happened
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:51:22): Democrats are done
Joe Rogan (09:51:27): But objectively he's a better person than Trump
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:51:44): The only way they can not lose again is to go further left. A Barnie Sandals type
Joe Rogan (09:52:24): If Dems let Ellison run DNC, and Bernie runs in 2020 or a Bernie like candidate, they got my vote.
Up Tighty Whities (09:53:23): I would never vote for Bernie
Up Tighty Whities (09:53:28): He got shit memes
Up Tighty Whities (09:53:44): Biden and Trump know how to Meme
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:55:23): None
Up Tighty Whities (09:56:15): The Voting Map when He runs in 2020
Up Tighty Whities (09:57:44): https://imgur.com/gallery/a72Ub
CondolCuckYa Wife (09:59:53): I'm just gonna write in Robo-Noam Chomsky-Bot 6.9
Up Tighty Whities (10:00:30): Harambe
Up Tighty Whities (10:02:08): http://i.imgur.com/lLKHDTp.gifv
Up Tighty Whities (10:02:16): Look at these Memes
Up Tighty Whities (10:02:27): It will be the greatest Meme War ever
Up Tighty Whities (10:02:41): The Donald Vs Biden Bro
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:14:58): I for one am happy to live in a world where 4chan and Florida decides who runs my life
Grab Em By The Swing States (11:22:46): Florida, the cultural Mecca of western civilization
CondolCuckYa Wife (11:25:13): And 4chan, the cultural shit hole of, well everything
Joe Rogan (11:43:09): 4chan has usurped from volcanoes the title of "butthole of the world"
Up Tighty Whities (13:26:37): https://i.redd.it/iz1gsk1fvx1y.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (13:26:53): Internet man how does it work
Up Tighty Whities (13:27:21): I have never seen Bee Movie
Up Tighty Whities (13:27:47): but does the woman have an affiar with the bee?
Joe Rogan (13:28:19): Who has seen it. And what happened that it's being memed so much recently
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:29:08): I have seen it and no, no bee sex
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:29:17): just an un-bee-lievable friendship
Up Tighty Whities (13:33:25): https://media.giphy.com/media/jSxK33dwEMbkY/giphy.gif
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:35:19): I saw bee movie in theaters
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:35:34): I remember thinking it was fairly funny for an animated film
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:35:59): I was at an age where I thought everything was gay except for me
Grab Em By The Swing States (13:36:11): So it was nice to go to the movies for a change
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:37:05): it was just jerry seinfeld as a bee
CondolCuckYa Wife (13:37:10): And whats the deal with flowers?
Up Tighty Whities (14:05:50): So my buyer clearly doesnt check over shit before he sends it out
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:09:52): typos?
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:10:11): did he accidentally leave his porn search results in the document
Up Tighty Whities (14:12:11): no i mad like 80 something docs and i said hey they are finished, look them over and let me know if I need to change anything
Up Tighty Whities (14:12:22): one thing was missing a zero and he sent it out
Up Tighty Whities (14:12:28): #No Look
Up Tighty Whities (14:13:46): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a2/fa/aa/a2faaac436e240ffa223cf69e5cd0482.gif
Up Tighty Whities (14:14:26): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/cc/c4/97/ccc497bae68e738cc1e973daf7e98a1a.gif
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:21:07): just how important was this zero
Up Tighty Whities (14:21:51): went from 11 G to 110 Gs
Up Tighty Whities (14:22:00): so in the grand scheme not much
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:22:12): das a lotta G's
Up Tighty Whities (14:22:20): Not with these peopel
Up Tighty Whities (14:22:34): T Mobile Drops a Million a week on TV
Up Tighty Whities (14:22:40): A WEEK NIGGGA
CondolCuckYa Wife (14:26:03): im so glad resources are allocated so efficiently and I love lisa so much
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:27:16): For the good of the race
Up Tighty Whities (14:41:24): why girls get mad when you say hey nice tits, granted i follow it with, but you are a terrible person and i hope you and everyone you love die in a fire
Grab Em By The Swing States (14:46:46): Girls love that
Joe Rogan (15:00:52): https://theintercept.com/2016/12/06/tourists-visit-plantation-in-brazil-and-are-served-by-black-slaves/
Joe Rogan (15:01:21): R/latestagecapitalism in full swing
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:04:31): I fail to see how these slaves are any different than today's wageslaves \ufffd
Grab Em By The Swing States (15:04:35): how'd you like that one brian
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:10:42): petes
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:10:45): stay woke
CondolCuckYa Wife (15:27:44): the government is injecting aids into our chicken nuggets. THATS A METAPHOR
Up Tighty Whities (15:58:46): None
Up Tighty Whities (15:59:23): i find it funny that Brian is a Commie, yet has A FAT CAT
Joe Rogan (16:00:05): He lives vicariously through the feline swine
Up Tighty Whities (16:01:34): Brian Speaking " We must be equal Comrades"
Up Tighty Whities (16:01:49): Brian at home "Oh Amber, how i want to be you"
CondolCuckYa Wife (16:01:49): I do say that a lot
Up Tighty Whities (16:02:10): I see it now
Up Tighty Whities (16:02:37): Brian is a Capitalist spy trying to bring down the Commies
Up Tighty Whities (16:03:32): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:01:55): I don't remember saying that at graduation
Up Tighty Whities (17:03:37): its in white text, so you had to have
Up Tighty Whities (17:04:44): None
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:06:55): Never seen this pic lol
CondolCuckYa Wife (17:07:20): remember, the real prison is in your mind
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:38:45): None
Grab Em By The Swing States (20:38:57): \U0001f385\U0001f385\U0001f385
CondolCuckYa Wife (20:44:05): That is morbid lol
CondolCuckYa Wife (21:35:16): i don't know if we say it enough but
CondolCuckYa Wife (21:35:18): fucking
CondolCuckYa Wife (21:35:19): liberals
CondolCuckYa Wife (21:38:05): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/things-i-blame-for-hillary-clintons-loss-ranked_us_58459894e4b0496fbcb0c26d
Joe Rogan (21:43:52): #2 Bernie
Joe Rogan (21:43:55): Fuck off
Grab Em By The Swing States (21:44:09): Lol
CondolCuckYa Wife (21:44:25): actually, #2 is misogny
CondolCuckYa Wife (21:44:30): 1-199 is Misogny
CondolCuckYa Wife (21:44:33): you fucking sexist pig
GroupMe (21:44:40): Grab Em By The Swing States changed name to Trill Stein
Joe Rogan (21:44:45): Should read\n #1 Hilary\n#2 # Hillary
Joe Rogan (21:45:45): I just realized, I only voted for Jews this presidential season.
Joe Rogan (21:45:57): Presidential level at least
GroupMe (21:46:00): CondolCuckYa Wife changed name to Dr. Cornel Best
Joe Rogan (21:46:02): So did Brian
Dr. Cornel Best (21:46:27): Some of you Jew's are alright
Dr. Cornel Best (21:46:30): don't go to temple tomorrow
Joe Rogan (21:46:45): What's that supposed to mean
Trill Stein (21:47:12): Columbine kids lol
GroupMe (21:47:56): Joe Rogan changed name to Dr. MLcucK Jr.
Dr. Cornel Best (21:48:03): It'd a 4chan thing, some guy said it before shooting up a spot and now it's a 4chan meme
Dr. Cornel Best (22:00:33): https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/12/the-necessity-of-credibility
Dr. Cornel Best (22:00:44): I really hate all media now
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:09:55): Don't. Just know what to parse out from each org
Dr. Cornel Best (22:10:19): the LAME STREAM media can suck it
Dr. Cornel Best (22:10:27): bill o'reilly was right again
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:11:28): If only the MSM had a mouth so I could ram my weiner down it's throat
Trill Stein (22:29:58): http://thelstop.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Ann.jpg
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:31:23): I don't know if I hate her or pity her
Dr. Cornel Best (22:31:29): She's still a B
Dr. Cornel Best (22:36:02): I accidnetally ended up on vox.com
Dr. Cornel Best (22:36:05): god I fucking hate vox
Trill Stein (22:36:44): Vox is ok sometimes
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:36:52): They produce quality videos, but they are generally shit
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:37:12): Their NBC's buzzfeed
Dr. Cornel Best (22:37:16): Generally shit imo. They take the 'explainer' 'fact-checker' role pretend to be nuetral and then have a centrist bias
Trill Stein (22:37:49): God forbid lol
Dr. Cornel Best (22:38:10): Well it's misleading to pretend to be a fact checker and then have an obvious bias
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:38:44): Brian, they're not fact checkers. They're explainers.
Dr. Cornel Best (22:38:46): Or to completely disregard the principle of charity which should be adhered to if you were to fact check what someone said anyways
Dr. Cornel Best (22:38:50): right
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:38:52): Get your facts straight
Dr. Cornel Best (22:38:54): explain it to me vox
Dr. Cornel Best (22:39:03): explain why you're right
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:39:29): We're right cause we're left
Trill Stein (22:39:36): So they should explain stats?
Dr. Cornel Best (22:39:53): They don't explain stats, they're not stat teachers
Dr. Cornel Best (22:39:55): they spin stats
Trill Stein (22:40:01): Ohhh
Dr. Cornel Best (22:40:07): or explain away inconsitencies
Dr. Cornel Best (22:40:17): Sure, trump was right when he said X but only because of .....
Dr. Cornel Best (22:40:21): so trump was still wrong
Trill Stein (22:40:39): Oh I see what you mean
Dr. Cornel Best (22:41:00): you guys should read the article I posted, it's long but really well sourced and really good. I'm really angry at this whole fake news thing tbh
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:41:37): None
Dr. Cornel Best (22:41:53): lol marxist
Dr. Cornel Best (22:41:57): i wish
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:42:50): Good luck combating fake news
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:43:01): Especially with an open internet
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:43:05): Can't have it both ways
Dr. Cornel Best (22:43:26): I'm just opting out of main stream shit. I honestly think citizen/open source media has to be the way forward.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:43:30): What you really want, which is what we all should want, is an educated public.
Trill Stein (22:43:31): Especially when I love making shit up
Dr. Cornel Best (22:43:59): Well ideally it's what you want, but the POWERS THAT BE do not
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:44:16): Educated public would be able to discern real from fake
Trill Stein (22:44:59): Just find sources you trust
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:45:30): https://youtu.be/fR4wxlCGIu0
Dr. Cornel Best (22:46:54): You know what the best part of this article, they discuss the tweet trump made how if illegal votes were discounted he would have won the popular vote. Then Washington Post said how he was engaging again in believing fake news. \xa0Then Trump's spokesman on NPR referenced a Washington Post article by two researchers who estimated about 6.8% of illegals who were registered voted in 2008 and 3% in 2012, so Washington's Post Defense was that that was on their blog Monkey Cage, not their official site. \xa0But you look at the article it has WASHINGTON POST huge on top as usual and in tiny font "monkey cage". \xa0Also they've still never retracted \xa0it, just gave a disclaimer it's a controversial study.
Trill Stein (22:46:56): The eighties were a weird time
Dr. Cornel Best (22:48:38): The dude was right and honest lol. Republicans do not want high turnout, it tends to hurt them.
Dr. Cornel Best (22:49:20): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbG4RT1yMlg
Dr. Cornel Best (22:53:08): My parents have fox news on, they're talking about islam and it's treatment of women, Sean Hannity was slamming it etc and the guy said "Then why was the first guy Trump called a leader of a Islamic country" lol
Dr. Cornel Best (22:54:28): OIL
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:54:36): In all fairness, Islam does treat women in a horrific fashion, as does most other religions
Dr. Cornel Best (22:55:04): yea this is just a boutique issue. you think trump gives a flying fuck how islamic women are treated in islamic countries
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:55:19): Not in the slightest
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:55:26): Trump don't give a fuck
Dr. Cornel Best (22:55:51): https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/08/why-politifact-truefalse-percentages-are-meaningless
Dr. Cornel Best (22:55:58): good article on the bs tha tis politifat
Dr. Cornel Best (22:56:00): fact*
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:56:11): I'm kinda excited to see what he'll do because I don't disagree with everything he says. He just arrived at the same conclusions for the exact wrong reasons
Dr. Cornel Best (22:57:16): This is the one area of the horseshoe theory I don't deny. I think those on the far right are right when they say shit is getting worse. \xa0The reasons why is where the difference lies. \xa0Trump is right that NAFTA and TPP are shit deals
Dr. Cornel Best (22:58:42): The problem here is that PolitiFact isn\u2019t actually evaluating what it purports to be evaluating. The assertion is that a certain percentage of Trump\u2019s \u201cstatements\u201d are true. But which statements are we talking about? When Trump speaks publicly, he can go on for more than an hour. During that time, hundreds of sentences will pour forth from his mouth. Each one of these is a statement. But PolitiFact is not evaluating all of them. Instead, it\u2019s selecting particular statements to evaluate. Thus when someone says \u201cX percentage of Trump\u2019s statements are true,\u201d what they mean is \u201cX percentage of the statements PolitiFact chose to evaluate\u201d are true.
Dr. Cornel Best (22:59:05): That distinction makes an important difference. PolitiFact does not take a random sample of the sentences in Trump\u2019s speeches. If it did, it would include things like \u201cMy father was in real estate\u201d and \u201cI\u2019ve run a business for many years.\u201d (Plus things like \u201cYou\u2019re a beautiful crowd!\u201d) Instead, it picks out certain statements that it thinks ought to be evaluated. But, by their nature, these are going to be the most contentious and controversial statements in the speech.
Dr. Cornel Best (22:59:25): biggest take away from the article
Trill Stein (23:00:05): Why would readers care though lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:00:22): Well, also important to note that politifact is like 4 people in a room in Tampa
Dr. Cornel Best (23:00:33): Well it was referenced a lot "Trump lies 90% of the time" in the NYT, WaPo, and many other articles
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:00:35): Hardly mainstream
Dr. Cornel Best (23:00:38): and they referenced politifact
Dr. Cornel Best (23:01:10): but when you choose what to actually fact check are in control of the stat's themselves
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:01:41): Problem is that MSM treats politifact like they're holier than thou
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:01:51): Instead of checking shit themselves
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:02:09): Seriously, politifact is really small operation
Dr. Cornel Best (23:02:28): also there's a lot of bias in them anyways. Trump said once tweeted that "Wind power kills hundreds of eagles". \xa0Apparently in California alone they kill 116 eagles and a wild life foundation said it WAS a problem. \xa0But this tweet was rated "Mostly False" and that's part of the narrative now
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:03:24): http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/staff/
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:03:29): 9 people
Dr. Cornel Best (23:03:40): 9 cucks
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:04:07): 10, sorry
Dr. Cornel Best (23:04:40): despite the fact it's now discretion. 116 alone, wildlife foundation does say it's a problem, california + other states is probably over 200 at least, and a tweet that says "hundreds of eagles die by windpower" is mostly false is completely a subjective statement to make
Dr. Cornel Best (23:05:02): 116 dead eagles in cali alone*
Trill Stein (23:05:19): No More Dead Eagles
Dr. Cornel Best (23:05:35): also that's worse
Dr. Cornel Best (23:05:39): that 9 people have so much power
Dr. Cornel Best (23:05:43): politifact is cited a lot
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:06:11): Blame MSM for citing them so much
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:06:18): Not their fault
Dr. Cornel Best (23:06:19): I do lol
Dr. Cornel Best (23:07:11): well it is sitll their fault for being biased, but it is the msm's fault for taking the bait. but thing is I don't htink they're taking any bait. \xa0I just think they're all colluding tbh. \xa0they all have converging interest here and so there's a non-spoken conspiracy given they all want the same thing
Dr. Cornel Best (23:07:27): you scratch my back i scratch yours and we never talk about it
Dr. Cornel Best (23:17:17): just remember jack kelly "The government of today has no right telling us how to live our lives, because the government of 200 years ago already did!"
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:18:06): So what you're saying is that we need slaves
Up Tighty Whities (23:21:39): Just did a puzzle room and nailed it
Trill Stein (23:22:05): Ain't nobody gonna lock me up
Dr. Cornel Best (23:22:07): The real exit was in your mind
Up Tighty Whities (23:24:13): We exited with 13 seconds left
Up Tighty Whities (23:24:41): Also we won because i flirted with the person and she helped us
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:24:51): The fuck is a puzzle room
Up Tighty Whities (23:25:04): The vagina stupid.
Up Tighty Whities (23:25:22): No it's a room where you have an hour to solve pulzes to get out
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:27:47): What happens if you don't
Trill Stein (23:28:07): Turns into the Rape Room
Trill Stein (23:28:34): Let's just say you don't want to be in the Rape Room
Dr. Cornel Best (23:29:51): Unless you're into that sort of thing
Up Tighty Whities (23:34:58): You are a loser
Up Tighty Whities (23:35:22): You wanna bottle. A big dirt bottle
Trill Stein (23:39:39): Did you guys know that the word rape actually comes from Mike Rape, the first man to force a woman to have sex with him?
Up Tighty Whities (23:40:10): It was going to be called Miking.
Up Tighty Whities (23:57:01): The room was a lot of fun. We should do one
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:57:52): who's the designated rapist?
Trill Stein (23:57:54): Jessie has been trying to get me to do one for a while, she did one up in Montclair with her coworkers
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:58:02): i'm down
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:58:07): for the puzzle room
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:58:13): not DR
Trill Stein (23:58:20): Damn
Wednesday, 07 December 2016
Dr. Cornel Best (07:49:26): There's one opening in edison actually
Up Tighty Whities (07:50:08): North or Sourh.
Up Tighty Whities (07:50:21): Cause south Edison and it's people are trash.
Dr. Cornel Best (07:50:45): Woodbridge ave, actually in that office building my parents own
Up Tighty Whities (07:50:53): And people who get in relations with south Edison people are even worse
Up Tighty Whities (07:51:01): NORTH POWER
Up Tighty Whities (07:51:30): I'd go
Trill Stein (07:51:50): Hope my fight or flight senses don't kick in too bad
Dr. Cornel Best (07:52:33): Also you guys remember that sketch idea we had where stock brokers invest in little kids with the expectation of getting some of their salary later own, betting on which kids would be successful essentially "little Bobby is definitely going to the nfl, I need to get in early while he's still cheap"
Trill Stein (07:52:57): Please don't tell me someone took that idea too
Trill Stein (07:53:05): My little heart can't take any more
Dr. Cornel Best (07:53:14): Actually it's happening in real life with college students
Trill Stein (07:53:32): Oh shit I want to get into this market
Dr. Cornel Best (07:56:22): Go invest in Purdue students they're the college trying it out. You can get between .75%-10% of the students income after he graduates for up to 9 years
Up Tighty Whities (07:56:50): Seriously
Dr. Cornel Best (07:57:11): http://money.cnn.com/2016/11/28/pf/college/mitch-daniels-purdue/index.html?iid=EL
Dr. Cornel Best (08:16:56): Education is the best investment. So why do only parents get to have all the fun?
Up Tighty Whities (08:30:05): This is fuckimg retarded and bound to fail when I put 3 large on Johnny and fucker gets a BA in lesbian dance theory
Up Tighty Whities (08:31:19): Also isn't the the ultimate shift of blame. Hey man. I didn't get to job because my investors didn't give me enough. Not I got a 1.3 GPA and have no marketable skills
Dr. Cornel Best (08:39:49): I think investors doing due diligence will invest in STEM kids for the best average return and the arts kids will be SOL
Trill Stein (09:01:07): How will they start their finger painting empire then
Dr. Cornel Best (09:10:34): Angela Merkel calls for burqa ban 'wherever legally possible' in Germany
Dr. Cornel Best (09:13:00): my mom watching about this last night on fox and was so happy. she said if she was there in Islamic world, she would have to have wear a burqa, and if they're here, they should do what we do. i was like we have a american dress code? lol
Trill Stein (09:15:39): Lol right
Trill Stein (09:16:08): If they don't wear Burqas how will we know who the muslims are?
Trill Stein (09:16:44): Your mom will have to assume everyone is an ISIS sympathizer
Dr. Cornel Best (09:17:22): we could just assume that they're all gay and not make any offensive jokes
Dr. Cornel Best (09:20:09): All this Trump Boeing stuff "Trumps gonna fuck with stocks by tweeting non-facts" etc is so fucking dumb
Up Tighty Whities (10:26:50): I realized that I based a lot of my partying and adult lifestyles off of the movie Eurotrip
Dr. Cornel Best (10:27:15): gross you made out with your sister?
Up Tighty Whities (10:27:36): No I'm Cooper
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:28:06): You saw your sisters titties at that nude beach?
Up Tighty Whities (10:28:27): This is why I can't bring you guys anywhere
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:28:50): Who wants to go to Bratislava
Up Tighty Whities (10:29:09): Im cooper
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:29:13): Maybe reunite the Soviet Union for old times sake
Up Tighty Whities (10:29:21): Josh and Zach would make out
Dr. Cornel Best (10:29:30): I'm just going to start modeling my life after the Dude in big lebowski and opt out of everything except joints, white russians and bowling
Trill Stein (10:33:26): You're too fired up
Dr. Cornel Best (10:35:36): it's either that, live on a buddhist monasatary, or die of a heart attack by 40
Dr. Cornel Best (10:35:50): still weighing the options
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:43:31): Today is comrade Noam's birthday
Dr. Cornel Best (10:50:41): and Trump is Time's Person of the year announced today
Trill Stein (10:52:16): M A G A
Dr. Cornel Best (10:55:03): http://imgur.com/DWucJK7
Dr. Cornel Best (10:55:16): Should have took the deal
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:56:25): What are the odds that Trump resigns before term ends just cause he doesn't wanna do it no more. Gets bored.
Dr. Cornel Best (10:57:00): Lot of people think he'll get impeached in his first term for some reason or another
Dr. Cornel Best (10:58:44): None
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:01:46): Technically, he is in violation of the law the instant he takes office. Because he hasn't divested himself from his companies, he's left himself open to one of the Constitution's biggest no no items
Up Tighty Whities (11:02:31): Yea but didn't Obama violate it too by bein black
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:03:59): "No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States: and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state."
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:04:10): Trump violates this day one
Dr. Cornel Best (11:04:44): unfortunately the republican house and congress would have to be the ones to start the impeachment proceedings though right
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:05:26): I dunno, but not all GOP is on board with Trump so who knows what will happen
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:05:55): Remember, Trump is not a Republican.
Dr. Cornel Best (11:05:58): I'm guessing that will be taken care of by day 1 tbh. No way he'd leave himself so openly in violation of that.
Dr. Cornel Best (11:06:12): Right, he's a cheeto
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:06:42): That's the thing, he is leaving himself open. Even if his kids run the business, it's unconstitutional
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:07:16): Maybe he just doesn't wanna be POTUS and is expecting to get thrown out
Dr. Cornel Best (11:08:20): if it's his kids running it republican congress will let it slide unless he defies them in a way they can't stand imo. plus then you'd get Pence
Dr. Cornel Best (11:12:31): if im on /r/all, is there a way to just hide all the nsfw posts
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:12:47): Logout of your account
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:13:15): NSFW posts default to off when not logged in
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:13:23): I think
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:13:57): Better yet, just open am incognito tab without logging in
Dr. Cornel Best (11:14:50): k thanks don't need tits or ass on my screen lol
Trill Stein (11:22:49): Yea you do
Dr. Cornel Best (11:23:39): I'm not saying I don't want it \ufffd
Dr. Cornel Best (11:24:21): stare at spreadsheets long enough and the 8's and B's start look a lot like T's and A's
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:25:08): None
Up Tighty Whities (11:49:08): None
Dr. Cornel Best (11:49:29): Big Ounce lol
Dr. Cornel Best (11:49:52): that's 30 grams instead of your standard 28
Up Tighty Whities (11:52:32): Okay I'm done with politics again. It was fun. We had our laughs at trump and all the liberals. But I'm going back to dank memes and being willing oblivious to the world outside of the gym
Dr. Cornel Best (12:06:59): agreed
Dr. Cornel Best (12:07:21): unless it's laughing at liberal scum i don't want to know it anymore
Trill Stein (12:19:31): I've already stopped listening the news
Trill Stein (12:19:43): Wake me up for the next election, it's been real guys
Trill Stein (12:19:51): Back to gamer gate for me
Dr. Cornel Best (12:20:26): I'll take Ethics in Video Game Journalism for $600 Alex
Dr. Cornel Best (12:53:31): I have a idea for a body switching movie, I call it Legal Transition. It's about a cop and drug dealer who get into a shoot out on dark and stormy night, when lightning strikes knocking them both unconscious, but also transferring their consciousnesses. \xa0Sot he cop is now in the drug dealers body, and vice versa. \xa0And it's not like they can exactly go back to their respective crews to explain what happened, so they're forced to play the role.
Dr. Cornel Best (12:55:01): I also have the same idea but with a K-9 Unit and a drug dealer, called Dank Bud: Back to the Streets
Dr. Cornel Best (12:56:11): So after the switch, the lower gang members will ask the guy "What we gonna do about the new crew down the block?" and the k-9 in the human body just says "RUFF RUFF" and someoen else goes "Yea, lets rough em up!"
Dr. Cornel Best (12:56:58): repeat for about 90 minutes where the drug dealer with the mind of a dog becomes top kingpin of the city just by repeating ruff over and over
Trill Stein (13:06:57): I'd watch all these movies back to back
Dr. Cornel Best (13:28:36): how about a sports movie about a competitive eater
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:35:21): "The Swallow"
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:39:06): You guys know where to buy quality leather boots? Not work boots like timberland, but just nice boots. Not that chukka shit either
Trill Stein (13:45:39): How much are you willing to spend
Dr. Cornel Best (13:46:24): "The Big Gulp"
Trill Stein (13:47:29): Red wings are a very good quality boot and they have a bunch of stores all over the place, I'm wearing them now actually
Trill Stein (13:48:55): None
Up Tighty Whities (14:01:51): I have no idea about boots. Also you know when you plowing a girl and she says choke her. And you do but you get carried away and hear a snap and she goes limp. Now you gotta make it look like a suicided. So you build a noose and hang her. When writing the not is it better to go long or short with the note? I can never get it right
Dr. Cornel Best (14:05:13): you're first mistake was deciding to be straight and having sex with women
Dr. Cornel Best (14:05:27): you don't get these types of problems with men. better neck muscles
Up Tighty Whities (14:05:48): Men built like Ox
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (14:06:27): Pete. I was looking for boots that go a little higher up.
Dr. Cornel Best (14:07:06): he wants them thigh highs
Trill Stein (14:48:34): Red wings makes higher up ones, look up iron rangers
Trill Stein (14:49:06): I'll ask my brother for other brands, he's really into boots and clothes and shit has a small collection of expensive shoes
Up Tighty Whities (14:55:55): Damn Bee movie. That hurts
Trill Stein (14:56:39): How did bee movie become a thing
Trill Stein (14:56:55): I feel like I'm finally an outsider to the meme world, I guess I am getting old
Up Tighty Whities (15:05:29): None
Thursday, 08 December 2016
Dr. Cornel Best (10:39:56): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jGzFumqed4
Up Tighty Whities (11:36:32): Savage
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:38:30): Tim Hunks played a Nazi?
Up Tighty Whities (11:38:54): http://i.imgur.com/pJ0VlhR.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (11:40:11): I replaced the_Donald with Dank Memes
Up Tighty Whities (11:40:20): and Im never going back
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:42:18): https://youtu.be/_XVb7Op4jns
Trill Stein (11:45:10): Prison sounds great
Up Tighty Whities (11:45:12): We all have Nostalgia for the old interent
Up Tighty Whities (11:45:22): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos
Up Tighty Whities (11:45:45): i miss the old internet
Trill Stein (11:54:58): I remember my father showing me a flash video of the Backstreet Boys singing about how they were all gay
Trill Stein (11:55:03): It was simpler times back then
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:00:21): https://youtu.be/q0DmYf2vhhg
Dr. Cornel Best (12:28:23): Just to let you all know I won't be around pretty much till after the 19th after my last final. Hermit mode starts today
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:31:44): Gay nerd if I've ever seen one
Up Tighty Whities (12:36:23): So whos up for some awesome cool shit before the 19th
Up Tighty Whities (12:36:51): and we can send pics of us having fun and caption it Brian is a loser for still being in school
Dr. Cornel Best (12:38:01): Wow, I really am a gay nerd \ufffd
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:40:45): \U0001f449\U0001f448 \U0001f52c
Dr. Cornel Best (12:41:16): I always thought others were the gay nerds, but really, the gay nerd was inside me all along
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:41:52): Sometimes you just gotta pull the dick out your butt
Trill Stein (12:49:30): You don't have to be gay to love nerds you just have to be gay to be a nerd
Up Tighty Whities (12:54:34): its hip to be square
Up Tighty Whities (14:15:59): we had a group chat for when i was doing my training, and people still use it
Up Tighty Whities (14:16:18): people need to give up on it, i havent seen these people in like 7 months \\
Trill Stein (14:19:06): But in training you promised to be friends forever!
Up Tighty Whities (14:21:37): I promise alot of stuff I dont\xa0mean
Up Tighty Whities (14:21:41): like I love you
Up Tighty Whities (14:21:48): and dont worry i pulled out
Up Tighty Whities (16:17:49): http://i.imgur.com/11PN2Et.gifv
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:20:30): I must know how
Trill Stein (16:20:51): that's extreme drifting
Dr. Cornel Best (16:24:47): now this is pod racing
Up Tighty Whities (16:58:42): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwfYTSdJ7kY
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:59:50): Fucking Seth MacFarlane
Dr. Cornel Best (17:05:10): What, you didn't have enough shitty comedies on Fox seth? You needed another? \xa0I'm still bitter
Up Tighty Whities (17:39:29): i would do dirty things to Milana Vayntrub
Up Tighty Whities (17:39:34): i never knew her name
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:41:43): Yup. She chesty. Funny too
Dr. Cornel Best (17:41:51): oh the AT&T chick
Dr. Cornel Best (20:53:58): None
Dr. Cornel Best (20:54:04): That's one way to start a conversation with a tutor lol
Trill Stein (20:54:18): Ask him if he's good
Dr. Cornel Best (20:59:50): Once I'm done with graduate school I'm definitely gonna keep tutoring. Final's season comes you can make a killing. \xa0If you guys think you can teach a subject you should def do try it out. \xa0Set your own rate and appointments be your own boss get rich quick!
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:00:38): What's your rate, $40/hr?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:00:49): And what you teaching? And at what level
Trill Stein (21:00:53): Shit I'm about to quit my job
Dr. Cornel Best (21:01:00): Right now it's 30 but I think I'm gonna change it to 40 soon, espeically for college level courses
Dr. Cornel Best (21:01:15): Hell I can probably get away with 50 for college courses, I see tutors charge more than that
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:01:31): What you tutoring now?
Dr. Cornel Best (21:02:24): Depends on the student. One kid I tutored it was mathematical logic for 30 an hour, should have definitely upped my price for that. \xa0But then I taught someone how to do the quadratic formula for an hour and got 30 for it lol
Trill Stein (21:02:44): What is there to teach about the quadratic formula
Dr. Cornel Best (21:05:17): well it was just hidden versions of it. like x^4 + 3x^2 - 4 =0, \xa0then you have to transform it by setting y=x^2 to get y^2 +3y -4=0, then solve for y, then figure out what x is. \xa0easily the best I've ever been paid for the easiest work I've ever done
Dr. Cornel Best (21:08:09): I think come January, this is what I'm just going to transition to. this website I tutor through even lets you set up online appointments with video/text/ and a whiteboard tool so I can just work from home. \xa0If you guys know anyone who wants a tutor too, besides recommending me, if you can have them sign up for this website I work at and refer me, I can start to keep 100% of my fee instead of paying out a commission to the white man
Dr. Cornel Best (21:14:14): None
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:15:08): You have good rapport with your students I see
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:15:38): Jk
Dr. Cornel Best (21:15:53): I use the model of an abusive relationship on my students. I make them think they know nothing so that they need me to teach em. \xa0Teaching is just one big racket
Trill Stein (21:47:43): Gotta break em down before you can build them up
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:48:15): Yeah, break their knees Brian
Dr. Cornel Best (21:48:23): No that's now how you solve a quadratic you STUPID BITCH GOD DAMN IT
Dr. Cornel Best (21:48:28): listen baby, I don't wanna hurt ya
Dr. Cornel Best (21:49:13): I'm sorry I yelled. It's just, I'm really passionate about solving a type of equation that has already been solved for over 1000 years
Trill Stein (21:49:48): The quadratic equation is really just a theory
Dr. Cornel Best (21:50:34): See if I start to feel the student actually is getting a grasp of the concept and math in general, BAM, hit em with some mathematical fictionalism and get them to question the entire field and everything they know about it
Dr. Cornel Best (21:52:55): "Are you sure x=4? Are you sure math even describes anything in reality and if not, how can you be so sure x=4 huh?"
Trill Stein (21:58:24): Does math even exist naturally or is it a human invention? That'll be $30 please
Dr. Cornel Best (21:59:20): Is math the language or the universe or just the language we invented that for some reason describes the universe very well? While you ponder that, I'm gonna hit the john. \xa0This is still on the clock btw
Dr. Cornel Best (21:59:30): of the*
Dr. Cornel Best (22:11:59): None
Dr. Cornel Best (22:12:09): this is real btw
Trill Stein (22:12:22): He is a treasure
Dr. Cornel Best (22:20:12): here's another national treasure
Dr. Cornel Best (22:20:14): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT1301ZvDM8
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:21:29): Do Saiyans pose any radiological threats?
Trill Stein (23:20:16): Depends on their power level
Friday, 09 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (06:00:27): Brian. Want to tag team tutor. You can teach them math and I can teach them not to be a gay Nerd.
Up Tighty Whities (06:01:42): "Brian I got a 95 on my test"\n"Awesome Jimmy, you worked really hard"\n\n"Marc I got a 95 on my test"\n"Well no beer, pussy, and lifting for you for a week"
Dr. Cornel Best (08:52:48): None
Trill Stein (09:14:40): The official risk mantra
Up Tighty Whities (09:27:24): If you aint willing to bet in minigolf then you dont have a gambling problem
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:31:24): Maybe you just need to stop being jealous and start working on your short game
Up Tighty Whities (09:49:10): Im about the long con
Up Tighty Whities (09:49:18): and the long dong
Up Tighty Whities (09:51:05): http://i.imgur.com/CrpBT8o.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (10:28:50): wait
Up Tighty Whities (10:29:01): R/PizzaGate has been banned?
Dr. Cornel Best (10:29:19): Oh man I was about to bring up pizzagate lol. yea like a week or so ago
Dr. Cornel Best (10:29:31): Go to /r/conspiracy which is essentially pizzagate now
Up Tighty Whities (10:30:04): All this seems to fishy to me
Dr. Cornel Best (10:30:25): the rabbit hole goes deep
Dr. Cornel Best (10:30:50): also all the backlash from the MSM over such a dumb conspiracy theory. the coverup seems even more damning
Trill Stein (10:31:03): The theory is fairly stupid but the amount of coverage it's getting from the media about how fake pizza gate is makes things look very suspicious
Dr. Cornel Best (10:31:19): like if it was that fake and dumb, then why are you constantly covering it lol
Dr. Cornel Best (10:31:30): just yesterday clinton gave speech on the dangers of fake news
Dr. Cornel Best (10:32:34): "lives are at stake" -referencing the actor who went to comet pizza with a gun. official report says he fired a gun, witness inside restuarant said no such thing. \xa0also day before that happened, the street camera that directly faces the pizza place was removed
Dr. Cornel Best (10:32:42): so there's no footage
Trill Stein (10:34:02): Pizzagate Is Real
Trill Stein (10:34:13): Pizzagate Israel
Dr. Cornel Best (10:34:25): Real Eyes
Trill Stein (10:34:27): \U0001f1ee\U0001f1f1 \U0001f1ee\U0001f1f1
Dr. Cornel Best (10:34:27): Realize
Dr. Cornel Best (10:34:29): Real Lies
Dr. Cornel Best (10:40:30): Marc, has there been any talk around your office about the "Fake News" thing
Up Tighty Whities (10:59:53): no, we dont give a fuck if its fake or not
Up Tighty Whities (10:59:58): we need yo eyeballs
Up Tighty Whities (11:00:14): so if we get impressions and ratings we go to ut
Up Tighty Whities (11:00:32): But yea this whole thing is really fishy to me
Up Tighty Whities (11:00:54): Who would have thought Doanld Trump presidnecy would shake up the world this way
Up Tighty Whities (11:00:59): and he isnt even part of it
Dr. Cornel Best (11:01:24): Clinton calling on the government to label/determine what is fake news
Dr. Cornel Best (11:01:38): aka anything that goes against the official narrative
Up Tighty Whities (11:02:01): So no more first amendment?
Dr. Cornel Best (11:02:25): like we eva had it in the first place STAY WOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Up Tighty Whities (11:02:59): I dont like most of the the alt rights shit, but i agree that alot\xa0of people in American Politics\xa0do want to stoip\xa0free speech and
Up Tighty Whities (11:03:02): shit
Up Tighty Whities (11:03:34): Hate Speech should be allowed as it isnt calling for action
Dr. Cornel Best (11:08:04): Well agree to disagree about protecting hate speech, but I think we can agree the government deciding what news is 'real' sets a terrible precedent
Trill Stein (11:08:30): hate speech is legal iirc
Dr. Cornel Best (11:09:29): There's some bill that want's to increase gov funding to combat 'foreign propaganda' aka russian news. Combine this with the fact Washington Post blacklisted 200 legit alternative media sites as russian propaganda based on a shady unknown research group "PropOrNot" and baby we gotta shit stew going
Trill Stein (11:11:02): more and more i see cipher from the matrix being the only logical person
Dr. Cornel Best (11:11:20): I just want to eat that steak and go back to the bubble
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:14:13): Blue > Red
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:14:51): https://youtu.be/RPfx_jFZQuI
Trill Stein (11:14:53): if you take the red pill, best case scenario you live in fear on a derelict spaceship eating slop and being hunted by brual machines
Trill Stein (11:15:09): josh have you been following the world peace shitstorm with the show being cancelled
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:15:44): I wouldn't say I've been following it, bit I see a lot of people are butthurt on Reddit and YouTube
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:15:48): Blaming Tim a lot
Dr. Cornel Best (11:15:49): I'd like to see the version where Keanu picks the blue Pill and then goes about his daily life, and in the background of his daily boring life you see morpheous the gang a new member running around the city firing guns being chased by agents, get to see how the fuck the media talks about the fact a dude jumped 100 feet between buildings or that a single woman killed 3 swat teams
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:16:42): Describe the shitstorm for us
Trill Stein (11:18:01): So obviously you know World Peace is a pretty edgy show
Trill Stein (11:18:36): Anyway Brett Gelman, you probably know him from a few AS shows, a few weeks ago threatened to cut ties with Adult Swim because there were very few female writers for AS shows and because the VP said that women weren't very funny
Trill Stein (11:18:55): he also threatened to leave over World Peace, saying it was an alt-right show, sexist, etc
Trill Stein (11:20:27): Now obviously you know Sam, and especially with the election he was very vocal, posting trump shit on Twitter constantly, making videos of him berating a Buzzfeed reporting trying to write a hit piece on him, and MDE's fans are absolute garbage
Trill Stein (11:20:44): So there are some fake news pieces about the show, like that it has hidden swatstikas in it, etc
Trill Stein (11:21:07): And with the hit pieces + the pressure on Adult Swim with the alt right / anti women thing + Sam being a general retard the show gets cancelled
Trill Stein (11:21:20): Rumor has it that Tim Heidecker and Judd Apatow also campaigned to have the show removed
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:21:23): But he isn't actually alt right. He's just a pro troll
Trill Stein (11:21:28): Eh he kind of is
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:21:43): Is he though
Trill Stein (11:21:51): Sam called Tim's internet radio show last night and went apeshit
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:21:56): Or is he just doing shit to stir people up
Trill Stein (11:22:05): saying how he is now blacklisted from the media, he cant afford health insurance etc
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:22:24): Tim has a radio show?
Trill Stein (11:22:28): I think he does try to stir shit but he is definitely very right wing, he is very vocal of his trump support
Trill Stein (11:22:29): yea
Trill Stein (11:24:08): on the one hand sam did seem like he was self sabotaging himself and his fans did not help at all, on the other, eric andrew or something wouldnt get kicked off the air for doing the same shit and the show was fairly apolitical imo
Dr. Cornel Best (11:26:54): I think Eric is more just straight up absurd though where Sam is absurd in a right wing manner. There was those red pill sketches and I think people associate that with right wingness as well
Trill Stein (11:27:09): yea definitely agreed
Dr. Cornel Best (11:27:17): Obivously not all their sketches were political and some even seemed left or anarchist, like when they show you how to make a glass of tap water
Dr. Cornel Best (11:27:25): and just denounce all the shit government has done
Trill Stein (11:27:31): i'm sure if the show debuted before the trump election too it wouldnt have attracted so much heaet
Dr. Cornel Best (11:27:41): no doubt
Trill Stein (11:28:28): hes def an alt righter tho, white nationalist, whatever
Trill Stein (11:28:29): https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/3luw09/is_mde_becoming_more_right_leaning_from_a/cva0nd2/
Dr. Cornel Best (11:30:18): yea he's definitely right winger reading that
Dr. Cornel Best (11:31:01): Whether you think the problem is genetic or cultural, it doesn't matter when you import immigrants in large numbers, because they form communities that don't integrate. They bring their language and their religion with them, and they vote for socialist policies. This will continue until white people have been sucked dry, and then there won't be any voting anymore, there'll be Sharia law instead.
Dr. Cornel Best (11:31:34): yeesh
Trill Stein (11:31:47): lol then he wonders why his show got cancelled
Dr. Cornel Best (11:31:47): We're putting Western Civ on the alter as a sacrifice to white guilt because we're worried some frizzy-haired Afro transsexual will wag his finger at us.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:33:39): Ugh. Some things I agree with so strongly, and then BAM, he's an idiot
Trill Stein (11:34:37): yup
Dr. Cornel Best (11:37:33): this guy just came into our office, hasn't filed a business tax return since 2008 lol
Trill Stein (11:37:47): well why break the streak now
Dr. Cornel Best (11:37:58): IRS sent him a letter at the end of 2015
Dr. Cornel Best (11:38:06): didn't stop him from not filing in 2015 though lol
Dr. Cornel Best (11:38:23): now he's getting an inheritance though and doesn't want the government to touch it
Trill Stein (11:39:20): this is a world of retards
Dr. Cornel Best (11:39:42): I don't know who's dumber, the guy who didn't file a tax return for 7 years, or the government who took 7 years to realize he wasn't doing it
Dr. Cornel Best (11:46:04): I'm just glad it's the best system we got and that I love lisa so much
Up Tighty Whities (12:02:15): I aint got time to read this
Up Tighty Whities (12:02:21): sum it up
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:02:34): White is right
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:02:49): Drowning in brown
Up Tighty Whities (12:03:32): so skimmed it, might have missed something but i think the best way to combat things oyu dont like is not hide them but brin it to the fore front
Up Tighty Whities (12:03:42): debate it logically and let people decided
Up Tighty Whities (12:04:23): now people are also retared
Up Tighty Whities (12:04:30): so we are at an impass
Trill Stein (12:04:42): d o w n w i t h \xa0 b r o w n
Trill Stein (12:04:54): if it's brown flush it down
Trill Stein (12:05:11): if it's yellow let it mellow
Up Tighty Whities (12:05:22): I think the alt-right is just the pendulum swing
Trill Stein (12:05:55): it's a reaction to social progress and shifting demographics
Up Tighty Whities (12:06:18): its an attempt to go back to they way things were
Up Tighty Whities (12:06:40): it happens alot
Up Tighty Whities (12:06:54): but im not recognizing 37 genders
Up Tighty Whities (12:07:05): or that blacks are more then 3/5 of a person
Trill Stein (12:11:51): how can you not believe gender is fluid when you yourself are made up of 70% water
Dr. Cornel Best (12:13:26): eh if someone wants to identify as genderfluid or demi-boy or anything else no skin off my back. doesn't really affeect my day to day
Up Tighty Whities (12:13:50): I think this is whats happening, but also im also on the conservative\xa0side.
Up Tighty Whities (12:13:59): We are in a changing field
Up Tighty Whities (12:14:17): Civil rights for LGBT Blacks and so on are big issues
Up Tighty Whities (12:14:21): police brutaltilty
Up Tighty Whities (12:14:28): shit that is a real problem
Up Tighty Whities (12:14:50): but then people try to shoe horn shit in
Up Tighty Whities (12:15:08): I dont think any sain person can say that police brutality is right
Trill Stein (12:15:32): yea but why should it matter how someone else wants to express themselves or identify themselves
Up Tighty Whities (12:15:55): what you want to call youself is up to you
Up Tighty Whities (12:16:03): what i have to call you shouldnt
Dr. Cornel Best (12:16:10): I mean I don't have issues when someone has a name that I've never encountered before
Dr. Cornel Best (12:16:19): and I wouldn't tell them "no you're robert now"
Up Tighty Whities (12:16:24): if you want to be a demi boy go for it
Trill Stein (12:16:34): i work with a woman named Cynthia but she asks everyone to call her Jan, it's not really difficult for me to respect that lol
Dr. Cornel Best (12:17:04): personally i don't myself often having to refer to someones gender anyway
Dr. Cornel Best (12:17:17): except with all these feeeeeeeemaaaaaaaaales I work with
Up Tighty Whities (12:17:19): most people dont
Up Tighty Whities (12:17:42): Listen i wont say Xe or Zim are promouns
Up Tighty Whities (12:17:52): i will respect you and just call you by name
Up Tighty Whities (12:18:04): common ground in my eyes
Up Tighty Whities (12:18:44): If you want to use what ever pronouns you want go for it
Up Tighty Whities (12:18:57): but dont force me to change shit to cater to you
Up Tighty Whities (12:19:07): You want Zhe Zher and Zhim
Up Tighty Whities (12:19:15): you get called by your first name
Up Tighty Whities (12:19:33): and say its Jan's pen instead of her pen
Trill Stein (12:19:57): eh if someone wants me to refer to them as Xe or whatever because that makes them happy, fine by me, it's really no effort on my behalf, it's not really important to me to make sure that i call an androgynous person by the anatomically correct pronouns
Up Tighty Whities (12:20:30): its the slip ups that i worry about
Up Tighty Whities (12:20:36): and then i get called into HR
Trill Stein (12:21:30): just say "oops sorry"
Dr. Cornel Best (12:21:37): I think people are ok with the occasional slip up, I think they just are asking for an honest effort to respect their chosen sexual identity. I assume they'd rather someone try and make a mistake once ina \xa0while than refuse all together
Up Tighty Whities (12:21:54): cool
Dr. Cornel Best (12:21:59): also it's such a small part of hte population
Trill Stein (12:22:11): yea tbh ive never even met a trans person before
Dr. Cornel Best (12:22:15): i personally have never met anyone who asked for a different pronoun except at a LGBT meeting
Up Tighty Whities (12:22:16): I have
Up Tighty Whities (12:22:21): never had a problem
Up Tighty Whities (12:22:40): i accidentally have called Ellias racheal before
Up Tighty Whities (12:22:44): he doesnt care
Up Tighty Whities (12:22:50): nice guy
Up Tighty Whities (12:22:55): i respoect his pronouns
Up Tighty Whities (12:23:02): but i dont like the made up ones
Up Tighty Whities (12:23:07): thats my thing
Up Tighty Whities (12:23:16): i dont like the Xes\xa0and Zims
Up Tighty Whities (12:23:44): i dont like tumblr shit
Up Tighty Whities (12:26:56): i dont know maybe im\xa0just stuck in my ways and want to keep brain space for all the old N64 cheat codes i kn ow
Dr. Cornel Best (12:29:32): I think honestly tumblr is just a super vocal minority online. I get what you mean, I'd be taken a back for a second if someone asked me to refer to them as xe or xim or zim etc because it's out of the norm, but if that is what they truly wanted, I'd try it. \xa0again though I'd be surprised If I ran into more than a few people like this in my life
Up Tighty Whities (12:30:10): im still agaisnt women in the mens\xa0room
Up Tighty Whities (12:30:19): but thats purely based on the lines
Up Tighty Whities (12:30:22): nothing else
Dr. Cornel Best (12:30:29): oh yea I feel ya there
Dr. Cornel Best (12:30:45): I ain't waiting for a woman to do the required acrobatics to use a urinal
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:30:54): Ya know, unisex bathrooms are a thing
Dr. Cornel Best (12:31:14): i don't think it will happen in bars either
Dr. Cornel Best (12:31:22): too many drunk guys will show their junk 'by accident'
Up Tighty Whities (12:31:31): hey
Up Tighty Whities (12:31:41): there is a huge doubel standard there
Up Tighty Whities (12:31:50): girl shows tits
Up Tighty Whities (12:31:55): she gets a tshirt
Up Tighty Whities (12:32:01): i show my dick
Up Tighty Whities (12:32:06): im a sex offender
Dr. Cornel Best (12:32:35): i think the fact is that everyone including gay guys likes tits it's seems, where you're dick, you still have a lot of convincing to get a girl who supposedly loves you to want to see it at times
Dr. Cornel Best (12:32:50): dick lives matter
Up Tighty Whities (12:33:13): nah bitches love my dick
Up Tighty Whities (12:33:23): never heard a complaint
Dr. Cornel Best (12:33:31): thats just cause you don't listen to women
Up Tighty Whities (12:33:43): Hey you live in your world
Up Tighty Whities (12:33:46): ill live in miner
Dr. Cornel Best (12:33:50): but it is all just nag nag nag so
Up Tighty Whities (12:34:07): why should i listen when i can play pokemon
Dr. Cornel Best (12:34:33): "why'd she break up with you lloyd?" "oh she was saying how I don't listen enough or something, I wasn't really paying attention"
Up Tighty Whities (12:34:56): I dont think i could do a realtionship
Up Tighty Whities (12:35:06): if she started nagginf id be a smart ass or walk away
Trill Stein (12:36:18): its easy, you just tune out and think about the great angry sex you'll have later
Up Tighty Whities (12:36:56): But pete
Up Tighty Whities (12:37:05): think of all teh EVs you are missing out
Up Tighty Whities (12:37:18): AND PRESTON HAS ANOTHER SETTLEMENT
Trill Stein (12:37:49): i got a bullet with Preston's name on it
Dr. Cornel Best (12:41:57): oh yea angry sex now that is what I call sex vol 2
Up Tighty Whities (12:47:53): None
Dr. Cornel Best (12:48:34): what games are you guys talking about
Up Tighty Whities (12:48:54): None
Dr. Cornel Best (12:49:52): Drake has a porn hub account where he only comments on Mia Khalifa video's telling her she doesn't have to do this
Dr. Cornel Best (12:50:11): I like a good chuckle while I'm jerking it and I'm glad the internet has got to the point to provide that
Up Tighty Whities (12:50:25): I dont like fake tits
Up Tighty Whities (12:50:38): so i dont her and she is an FSU fan too
Up Tighty Whities (12:50:41): so fuck her
Up Tighty Whities (12:50:46): but no in hte good way
Dr. Cornel Best (12:51:51): yea her novelty wore off
Dr. Cornel Best (12:52:13): now I like to do what I call the world tour
Up Tighty Whities (12:52:39): jerk off in a hotel bathroom?
Dr. Cornel Best (12:52:46): and see the top pornstars in the canada, or spain, or germany etc
Up Tighty Whities (12:52:54): ahh
Dr. Cornel Best (12:53:24): it's interesting to see what different countries find attractive
Dr. Cornel Best (12:53:31): i'm becoming more well cultured this way
Dr. Cornel Best (12:53:58): it's just a anthropological experiment i swear!
Dr. Cornel Best (12:54:05): you think i LIKE this?
Up Tighty Whities (12:56:33): So whos the top one in Latvia
Up Tighty Whities (12:56:58): you ever see the topped searched term by state
Up Tighty Whities (12:57:06): NJ is Cougar
Dr. Cornel Best (12:57:59): oh you can do by state? well looks like im taking a 50 state tour fellas
Dr. Cornel Best (12:58:07): I wonder if there's one for alaksa
Up Tighty Whities (12:59:45): Im gunna make her say OHHH Canada
Up Tighty Whities (13:00:02): and make sure she Mexican take a dick
Up Tighty Whities (13:00:11): Russian her to bed
Dr. Cornel Best (13:00:29): Fuckistan
Up Tighty Whities (13:00:35): but fuck so she has a Spain in the Ass
Dr. Cornel Best (13:01:02): Oh about spain, it's interseting to see. In america the top people all have 100's of videos of them
Dr. Cornel Best (13:01:36): in other countries, they have like 4 or 5 people who 80% of their countries videos, the rest did a few then quit
Dr. Cornel Best (13:01:40): the USA just loves it porn
Dr. Cornel Best (14:49:22): so my boss is Anti-Minimum Wage and Pro-Union lol
Up Tighty Whities (18:09:37): Shhhh I'm drunk
Trill Stein (18:11:18): My negro
Dr. Cornel Best (19:58:43): So am I don't see me bragging about it
Dr. Cornel Best (19:59:10): It's like I always say, opiates are the opiates of the masses
Trill Stein (19:59:31): Fenatyl
Dr. Cornel Best (20:20:46): The revolution will come when there's a chicken in every pot, and a vicodin in every medicine cabinet
Up Tighty Whities (20:48:28): None
Up Tighty Whities (20:48:33): So we watching
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:12:52): What is this?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:32:50): For real. The fuck is this?
Trill Stein (21:33:10): No clue lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:00:24): https://youtu.be/nMGwN8cxF7U
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:01:01): So MDE wrote a book: "How to Bomb the US Government"
Trill Stein (23:17:53): I wanted to buy it but I'm afraid it will put me on some kind of watch list
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:28:57): Check out @samueloakford's Tweet: https://twitter.com/samueloakford/status/807268433238851584?s=09
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:29:40): Holy shit. So one of Glenn Beck's foreign correspondents at the Blade is literally sniping at Isis.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:29:48): Blaze*
Trill Stein (23:30:07): So tell me, what has Huff Post ever done to fight Isis?
Saturday, 10 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (11:37:33): Pete how do you not know
Up Tighty Whities (11:37:52): About Robbie rotten
Up Tighty Whities (11:38:01): Best ska song in years
Dr. Cornel Best (11:38:10): Does that reporter know shooting at ISIS makes him as bad as ISIS?
Up Tighty Whities (11:40:47): Wait what
Up Tighty Whities (11:41:09): A reporter took place in a firefight willingly?
Dr. Cornel Best (11:42:04): Check out the tweet josh posted
Up Tighty Whities (11:42:32): Also the guy who played Robbie rotten has pretty bad PC and a gofundme raised so much money that he was so thankful he will perform his song
Up Tighty Whities (11:42:46): And yea I saw the tweet but it looked more like target practice
Up Tighty Whities (11:43:07): Like it didn't seem he was in an active battle
Up Tighty Whities (11:45:06): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oNVfrxkHj1M
Trill Stein (11:48:04): So they cloned him huh
Up Tighty Whities (11:51:38): Yea. He is all over dank memes
Up Tighty Whities (11:51:50): I said I was replacing politics with dank memes
Dr. Cornel Best (12:04:03): But dank memes won an election, dank memes are political!
Trill Stein (12:08:09): I remember lazy town memes from like ten years ago lol
Trill Stein (12:08:33): Hearing people play the cake song during cs1.6
Trill Stein (12:08:37): Or the pirate one
Up Tighty Whities (12:22:02): Yea since he is sick they brought it back. DANK MEMES NEVER DIE. THEY JUSY GO MISSING IN ACTION
Trill Stein (12:23:00): Can't wait for YTMND's comeback
Up Tighty Whities (12:24:47): The pink hair girl is older then Pete and I
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:38:41): Exxon Mobil CEO will be Sec of State, pending confirmation
Dr. Cornel Best (16:02:42): so whats all this scuddlebutt I hear about the CIA saying Russia hacked the election lol
Trill Stein (16:05:01): They're like Emmanuel Goldstein from 1984
Up Tighty Whities (16:07:41): Are we at this point now in the works
Up Tighty Whities (16:08:00): Like it's all over. Fuck lett em fly boys
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:08:09): So CIA brought all legislative leaders and chairs of Senate homeland security and Intel committees and Comey into private classified meeting to brief them about Russian hacking of DNC, podesta, and state election stuff. Obama admin wanted to make it a clear bipartisan effort to combat Putin. Mitch McConnell though didn't want take any action. Now how wife is in Trump cabinet. \n\n
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:08:32): Problem with all this is that admin, CIA, all the Intel agencies is they're not actually releasing and evidence/proof
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:09:00): Some world say that doing so would reveal Intel collection techniques or identities of spies
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:09:33): Trump claims that these are same people that talked about WMDs in Iraq. Until Intel community provides evidence, I'm with Trump on this one
Up Tighty Whities (16:10:52): But there were WMDs in Iraq. Wildly manly dudes.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:12:32): Actually there were legit WMDs (chemical weapons) that were uncovered by US ground troops. A lot were actually irreparably harmed from them. Like agent orange type shit. Only problem is that the chemical weapons uncovered were discovered at factories that were built and sanctioned by the US gov
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:13:53): http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/10/14/world/middleeast/us-casualties-of-iraq-chemical-weapons.html
Up Tighty Whities (16:14:24): I don't trust the LAME stream Media
Up Tighty Whities (16:14:32): What does Steve think of all this
Up Tighty Whities (16:16:01): Also I matched with a red headed Krav Maga instructor on tinder.
Up Tighty Whities (16:16:24): I need to know who would win during sex. My skills in fighting or her.
Trill Stein (16:21:02): Sounds like you are going to beat this woman up
Up Tighty Whities (16:23:29): She could beat me up pete
Up Tighty Whities (16:23:40): That's they whole point of the fight. See who wins
Up Tighty Whities (16:24:37): I'm for equality pete. So sorry for being progressive and thinking it's okay to people's elbow a bitch from the top rope
Up Tighty Whities (16:25:11): What next pete you gunna be made for woman voting or for countering the DDT
Trill Stein (16:26:35): Women desire the people's elbow
Up Tighty Whities (17:52:10): Go home PETA
Up Tighty Whities (17:57:56): None
Up Tighty Whities (18:23:25): So what are we doing for Taylor Swifts Birthday?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:31:31): Swastika tattoos?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:32:14): side note: gained a shit ton of respect for Tucker Carlson after this...
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:32:15): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDtvYHOY_Uc
Trill Stein (18:32:51): None
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:33:32): Shadow of Dave's mic looks like a BBC
Trill Stein (18:39:10): Yea black guys have them on their chests
Dr. Cornel Best (19:32:25): It just goes up to their chest is all
Dr. Cornel Best (19:32:31): also normally I hate tucker carlson but that was good
Sunday, 11 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (00:16:02): I guess I can stop lifting and training. All I have to do is watch the eyes. I feel this is Gary shit
Dr. Cornel Best (11:33:22): I don't know what those professionals are bitching about its not hard
Up Tighty Whities (12:01:32): Why does Conor McGreggor even try. I just think it and it happens
Dr. Cornel Best (13:33:02): None
Dr. Cornel Best (13:33:33): Red is jews, Green are gay, Blue are Non-White. We're under Jew-trol. \xa0Found this autistic art piece on /r/conspiracy lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:42:14): TIL that NBC Universal and Time Warner are both gay Jews
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:44:05): What's the parameter here? Do you simply have to have one gay Jew at your employ for the entirety of your org to be considered a gay Jew? Or is it >50%?
Dr. Cornel Best (13:44:23): Ah, well if you look at the bottom, a * means married to a Jew and that counts, an ! means suspected jew
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:45:37): Man. I guess I gotta become a gay if I really wanna control the minds of the masses. All so clear now.
Dr. Cornel Best (13:46:51): also, regarding russian hacking, John Podesta lost his cellphone with access to the emails back when. His password was "p@ssw0rd" it was revealed. \xa0It turned out he didn't change it after losing the phone and having that information come out either, 4chan was able to get into his twitter using it lol
Dr. Cornel Best (13:46:52): https://pics.onsizzle.com/rt-america-rt-america-america-breaking-john-podestas-twitter-account-4774095.png
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:47:39): Fucknut
Dr. Cornel Best (13:48:37): Oblivious it took Russia's best and brightest to get into John Podesta's shit when a 14 year old edge lord on 4chan was able to do it lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:49:55): None
Dr. Cornel Best (14:09:46): also I rewatched the Jerk last night and completely forgot about this line lol
Dr. Cornel Best (14:09:47): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TobEiGVwoI8
Trill Stein (14:31:44): https://youtu.be/BAXwt9vUny4
Up Tighty Whities (14:45:02): What did he get on CNN
Trill Stein (14:48:34): It's not actually CNN lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (14:50:01): O man. If that made their airwaves they'd have to shut down the network
Up Tighty Whities (14:50:57): I didn't have the volume on
Trill Stein (14:51:14): Oh you need the volume for this
Up Tighty Whities (15:12:02): That took a turn after I put the volume on
Up Tighty Whities (15:12:24): So it was shit posting clock boy
Up Tighty Whities (15:19:08): Clock boy did just take apart a clock and put it in a brief case. Do I think he planned this. No. do I think the was one of the kids who lie about shit to seem cool. Yes.
Trill Stein (15:51:35): Cool clock, Ahmed . Wanna smoke a fat L
Trill Stein (17:02:34): Are you guys around for New Years
Up Tighty Whities (17:02:44): I am
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:02:54): Yup
Dr. Cornel Best (17:03:20): I am not
Trill Stein (17:04:20): You homo
Trill Stein (17:05:24): Jk we are all homos, homosexual sapiens
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:05:41): G A Y N E R D A L E R T
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:09:09): Actually Pete, were Homo Sapiens Sapiens. You're joke would've been funnier had you the correct binomial nomenclature
Trill Stein (17:09:48): That was just me coming out to you guys
Dr. Cornel Best (17:12:08): You gay sapien
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:13:05): Stay outta this Brian. He may be gay, but at least he ain't no nerd
Up Tighty Whities (17:18:44): I'd Rather be gay then a Math major. At least gay guys have sex
Dr. Cornel Best (17:26:04): Fine but 69ing and 68ing now only belongs to math majors.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:27:10): And 70ing?
Dr. Cornel Best (17:27:31): you give her one and she owes you?
Up Tighty Whities (17:27:51): Not how that works
Up Tighty Whities (17:27:54): But okay
Up Tighty Whities (17:28:09): 68 is gender neutral
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:28:21): What do we day gents? We have a deal with this gay nerd?
Up Tighty Whities (20:23:59): SNL really went hard in Pizza Gate as fake news. In weekend update. Fake news
Dr. Cornel Best (20:24:47): So did Stephen Colbert, he says at the beginning "please don't get your news from me" and then "here's all this fake news you shouldn't listen to" lol
Trill Stein (20:25:13): It's so fake and dumb and ridiculous that we will discredit it on every mainstream news source \U0001f609
Dr. Cornel Best (20:26:16): I can't handle most of reddit's news subs anymore especially /r/politics or /r/news
Up Tighty Whities (20:28:07): Replace it with Dank Memes
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (20:35:56): I was shocked when 4chan was mentioned on SNL
Trill Stein (20:37:02): Does that mean that the average person who watches SNL is aware of 4chan?
Up Tighty Whities (20:41:35): Micheal Che mad a joke about trump and the CIA. All they do is shit in trump. But this happens. \n\n"Trump said these are the same people who said Sadam had WMEs. And trump. Well damn that's a good come back"
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (20:49:04): I'd say <1% of Americans know what 4chan is
Dr. Cornel Best (20:56:05): got a link to michael che saying "damn that's a good come back?"
Up Tighty Whities (20:56:22): Look up this weeks weekend update
Up Tighty Whities (21:05:23): Anyone think the gamer tag Hillary Puff is taken ?
Dr. Cornel Best (21:09:14): Get it
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:09:18): See what you're going for, but doesn't quite have the ring to it that it should
Up Tighty Whities (21:10:16): What about Niggely Puff
Up Tighty Whities (21:10:34): Or F@GG0t
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:10:50): See that has more of a ring to it.
Dr. Cornel Best (21:12:06): I like how they report on the Pope denouncing fake news, but the week before when the Pope was praising communists, no one gave a shit about the pope lol
Up Tighty Whities (21:12:45): As a catholic. I can say this
Up Tighty Whities (21:12:54): The Pope talks to God.
Up Tighty Whities (21:13:04): He can't really say check your sources
Up Tighty Whities (21:14:35): The Pope is really trying to get young people back into the church. \n\nPope. What do young people like?\n\nCommies and Cable News.
Dr. Cornel Best (21:15:26): Yes, the Commie News Network or CNN
Dr. Cornel Best (21:46:15): A commie news network would just be depressing at the moment lol
Trill Stein (22:15:07): Clinton news network I thought ;)
Monday, 12 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (07:15:53): None
Up Tighty Whities (08:18:45): Jesus Ross Zeller looks like he is 45
Dr. Cornel Best (08:20:46): He looked 30 in high school lol
Dr. Cornel Best (10:00:15): None
Trill Stein (10:11:17): He wasn't spider man, he was man spider
Dr. Cornel Best (10:11:44): First Trump blamed Russian hacking on "Some 400 pound guy in a basement". Now he says it could be "Some guy at his home in New Jersey".
Dr. Cornel Best (10:11:46): Why not both?
Dr. Cornel Best (10:11:55): None
Trill Stein (10:12:03): And I'd rather look young than old I think, the other day I was Christmas shopping and the girl working there asked me what high school I go to lol
Dr. Cornel Best (10:16:49): Yea when I'm shaved I often get carded lol. It's ok when we're older people will be like wow are you 25? and I'll say no, I'm 73 now get off my space lawn!
Up Tighty Whities (11:04:27): I hate when I get asked that
Up Tighty Whities (11:05:14): Hey what do you go to JP. \n\nNo I'm 25. I'm just picking up my girlfriend
Dr. Cornel Best (11:46:50): None
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:55:10): That Carcetti?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:55:41): Little Finger, that you dawg?
Dr. Cornel Best (11:58:18): in the back right for some reason lol
Dr. Cornel Best (11:58:22): putin, aka hackerman
Dr. Cornel Best (11:58:39): with the ability to hack any password that is a variation of the word "password"
Trill Stein (12:12:05): My dad always used to use password as his password for stuff lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:29:14): Pete, what's your dad's email address?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:29:24): And date of birth?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:29:38): And name of first pet ?
Up Tighty Whities (12:29:56): And name of his favorite Son
Trill Stein (12:33:32): I think his mothers maiden name is password
Dr. Cornel Best (18:02:03): I have a great story for you guys today about my boss
Dr. Cornel Best (18:05:12): Right now all my coworkers are texting me to come back to help with a report due tomorrow, I left cause I had class and my boss only just started relooking at the report around 4:30 after I added in all the stuff he wanted in it. What was he doing earlier today? \xa0Great question, I'll tell you. \xa0The first hour or so after he came in (around 10:30 am to 11:30), he was giving my coworkers Lynn and Priscilla an organization lecture, about how he wants them to keep multiple work journal to record what they do, how he want's Priscilla to have a different section for each different kind of case to record what she learned about that kind of case etc.
Dr. Cornel Best (18:06:40): Then he was reading his own book that was just published and marking it up with different color highlighters and called me and Prisicilla in to show his ingenious idea of using different color highlighters to represent different types of things, yellow for definitions, green for formulas, orange for something insightful etc. He had Lynn running around for half an hour to find more different color highlighters for him.
Dr. Cornel Best (18:06:55): So this guy is reading his own book that HE wrote and he's thinking "wow that's a great point I made, I should highlight that"
Dr. Cornel Best (18:10:32): That takes us to around 1, and between 1 and 2 I have no idea what he did. At 2, he sent me a file to incorporate into our report. At 4 he tells me a few new calculations to do, 4:30 asks for a copy of the report to read, 5 o'clock he's bitching that I'm gone and he doesn't know where shit is or something I don't know what the fuck he can be complaining about since the file is more organized than usual given he bitched about it before.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:14:46): I hope you're not going back in to work
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:14:52): Church and state
Dr. Cornel Best (18:15:14): Got my last programming class tonight so I can't anyways
Dr. Cornel Best (18:15:23): but they want me to come in tomororw and take wednesday off
Dr. Cornel Best (18:15:48): and I have homework due tomorrow I was planning on doing during the day + I scheduled a session with a c++ tutor to help me.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:22:46): Your boss a dumbass. School it is
Trill Stein (18:23:40): Just tell them you are a student, it's finals week etc
Trill Stein (18:24:02): Not that they'll be understanding
Dr. Cornel Best (18:24:18): "Come in tomorrow and take wednesday off. We need you for this report."
Dr. Cornel Best (18:24:57): I'm the least fucking qualified person working on this report, there's supposed another expert working on it as well who never sent us anything but was supposed to, he used to be the third partner at this company. No wonder he got out
Trill Stein (18:27:54): This company is a fuckin joke
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:28:15): What's he gonna do if you don't, fire you? 1) sounds like they can't afford to fire you and 2) you were gonna quit soon anyway
Dr. Cornel Best (18:28:24): I'm about to quit tonight
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:28:29): Lol
Trill Stein (18:33:29): Quick half baked style
Trill Stein (18:33:37): *Quit
Dr. Cornel Best (18:33:46): I'm about ot
Dr. Cornel Best (18:33:54): I'd love to tell em all to fuck off
Dr. Cornel Best (18:34:01): well just joe really
Trill Stein (18:34:13): Still better than Kumon
Trill Stein (18:34:22): At least they don't watch you in the bathroom
Dr. Cornel Best (18:34:29): I'd rather that at this point tbh
Trill Stein (18:34:37): Damn
Trill Stein (18:34:57): It fails the Kumon test
Dr. Cornel Best (18:35:45): I know, I never thought any job I had would
Up Tighty Whities (20:08:50): Just got caught up. You quit
Up Tighty Whities (20:08:59): Tell em to suck it
Dr. Cornel Best (20:15:40): Wednesday I will be telling them to suck it in the most polite way possible that still allows me to get a recommendation letter from them
Dr. Cornel Best (20:18:31): just told em i'm not coming in tomorrow
Trill Stein (20:18:43): Nice
Dr. Cornel Best (20:19:12): i said tomorrow, call me john cenca
Dr. Cornel Best (20:19:16): cause you can't see me
Up Tighty Whities (20:19:24): None
Up Tighty Whities (20:19:32): Just send that in an email
Dr. Cornel Best (20:19:52): i'll just make that the entirety of my resignation letter
Up Tighty Whities (20:20:16): Photo shop your head on Lynch's body
Dr. Cornel Best (20:34:29): i can't wait for the reaction to my two weeks
Dr. Cornel Best (20:34:38): we just went over all the projects i have on my plate today
Dr. Cornel Best (20:34:51): including joes pet projects
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (20:36:15): Can you put a number on how much of the firm's work that you alone do? Like do you do 40% of the work?
Dr. Cornel Best (20:40:02): Here's the cycle typically
Dr. Cornel Best (20:44:34): Case comes in. Documents come in. I tell joe what we got, he tells me what to email the lawyer requesting. We get more documents. I analyze them in excel in a meaningful manner. Joe sometimes tells me some old report to model this one after so I have a template to fill in (this occasionally is helpful and occasionally more unhelpful). I draft the report. Joe reads, makes a few suggestions for me to add, or some other thing to analyze and include.
Dr. Cornel Best (20:44:35): Then typically last few days before the report is due, he'll read my report call it shit because it doesn't cite IRS codes and that 'scares the shit out of them' (joe loves to tell others how knowledgeable he is, i swear to god the number of times i've heard him tell lawyers/clients "i just finished my second book on forensic account" and chuckle, like that makes him the ultimate authority and to question him is futile). Mind you, he also bitches about how jduges don't seem to give a fuck about IRS codes or tax implications so I don't know why he keeps insisting on them. Then he'll make his changes, say "see how I made it better" (not kidding he says this a lot even if he just changes a few words in my paragraphs). Then after his changes, everyone in the office proofreads it, Tim checks my numbers, and then we send it out, with joes signature on it
Dr. Cornel Best (20:45:56): and then when lawyers have questions about the math of certain sections, joe will have me write them an email explaining it because sometimes he doesn't get it either
Dr. Cornel Best (20:46:34): oh that reminds me, today he was telling do this graphing with whole lotta math jargon, that separately the words made sense, but together was complete nonsense
Trill Stein (20:51:57): Lol you need to leave
Trill Stein (20:52:10): I can hear your mental health deteriorating as you wrote that
Dr. Cornel Best (20:52:53): I finally graphed what I thought he wanted and he was confused by it lol
Trill Stein (20:53:04): No job is worth that much stress. You're 25, live in a major job market, college educated, you'll find other work
Dr. Cornel Best (20:53:40): yea I could also just become a pan handler, seems like less stress
Trill Stein (20:54:18): I hear you don't even need to chop off your legs these days, just tuck me in
Trill Stein (20:54:23): Them in
Dr. Cornel Best (20:54:23): i will never forget the image of this man highlighting his own book and bragging about his system of using highlighters where different colors mean different things.
Dr. Cornel Best (20:54:35): like as a new idea
Dr. Cornel Best (20:54:48): he called me into the office to tell me this idea, use different color highlighters to mean different things
Trill Stein (20:54:59): Red means I'm angry!
Trill Stein (20:55:09): Green means money
Dr. Cornel Best (20:55:10): i had to feign enthusiasm "wow that's a great idea I never do that!"
Trill Stein (20:55:20): Yellow is tax code violations
Dr. Cornel Best (20:55:34): well see when you highlight your own book
Dr. Cornel Best (20:55:46): it all ends up getting highlighted
Up Tighty Whities (20:58:53): Pete. Is Brian a Synth?
Trill Stein (21:05:31): Oh yea no doubt in my mind
Dr. Cornel Best (21:05:44): whats a synth
Trill Stein (21:05:57): Thats a synth thing to ask
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:07:12): Guess I'm a synth, too
Dr. Cornel Best (21:07:31): That seems like an un-synth thing to say
Up Tighty Whities (21:08:36): FOR ELDER MAXIUS
Dr. Cornel Best (21:09:25): YA MIGHT BE A SYNTH IF
Dr. Cornel Best (21:09:38): I call this my Synth-neck comedy routine
Trill Stein (21:10:51): Fuck those railroad SJWs
Trill Stein (21:11:01): This is all shit from fallout 4 btw
Dr. Cornel Best (21:11:46): oh im an android?
Dr. Cornel Best (21:11:50): that does not compute
Trill Stein (21:12:08): They're androids that replace regular people, incognito
Trill Stein (21:12:19): There's no way of telling if you're a synth
Dr. Cornel Best (21:12:22): ohhhh
Dr. Cornel Best (21:12:24): good
Dr. Cornel Best (21:12:25): no way to tel
Dr. Cornel Best (21:12:27): tell
Dr. Cornel Best (21:12:36): the fact my dick is a usb drive is just a birth defect
Trill Stein (21:12:39): If you like math and drink robot fuel it's a good sign tho
Dr. Cornel Best (21:12:51): i do like robofuel
Dr. Cornel Best (21:12:53): its what synths crave
Trill Stein (21:50:54): Btw I'm getting a nice camera so we should film stuff
Dr. Cornel Best (21:53:18): I got the closet to film it from
Tuesday, 13 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (07:55:15): I got the reckless lifestyle to be filmed
Up Tighty Whities (07:55:38): And the creative direction to direct
Up Tighty Whities (07:55:43): I'm a triple threat
Trill Stein (08:01:51): But what's the third part
Trill Stein (08:02:52): http://www.theonion.com/article/high-school-bully-worried-victims-will-realize-he--52159?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing
Dr. Cornel Best (08:30:05): I'm one year older and on year closer to death
Dr. Cornel Best (08:30:19): Whoo!
Trill Stein (08:40:19): http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QFkv9Ud1mbE/S15QuHUhoOI/AAAAAAAAH88/wUIxGNqAYVo/s320/happy-bird-day_small.gif
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (08:40:22): Congrats kid. Ya made it round the sun once more.
Dr. Cornel Best (08:48:03): Let me give you youngions some advice
Dr. Cornel Best (08:48:11): All life's a stage, smoke weed till you die
Dr. Cornel Best (08:48:59): Also don't trust whitey
Up Tighty Whities (08:51:50): Happy Birthday
Up Tighty Whities (08:53:21): I got three cigars free from a vendor
Up Tighty Whities (08:53:24): so one for me
Up Tighty Whities (08:53:28): one for Pete
Up Tighty Whities (08:53:41): and Josh and Brian can wait for the governement to supply them
Up Tighty Whities (08:53:56): then one for me again
Up Tighty Whities (08:54:08): Nah for real though i got three nice cigars
Up Tighty Whities (08:54:13): so we shjould smoke them
Up Tighty Whities (08:54:19): you guys can have em
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (08:55:39): Thanks but I'm good. Keep it for yourself Marc.
Dr. Cornel Best (08:57:08): I'm down I haven't smoked a cigar in a while
Up Tighty Whities (09:00:17): well now we got our 3
Up Tighty Whities (09:00:51): Also Pete, the third threat is being threatening
Dr. Cornel Best (09:05:19): None
Up Tighty Whities (09:21:19): I think I found a photo that can bring together the left and the right and unite the people
Up Tighty Whities (09:22:20): None
Trill Stein (09:22:22): Does the picture say RT for a chance to win an iPad
Up Tighty Whities (09:22:45): It's got everything we want
Up Tighty Whities (09:22:49): Lesbians
Trill Stein (09:22:52): Damn I wish I was a hot lesbian
Up Tighty Whities (09:22:52): Soldiers.
Up Tighty Whities (09:22:56): MURICA
Dr. Cornel Best (09:22:59): Oh great liberal feminism in the MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX WHAT IS THIS PROPAGANDA
Dr. Cornel Best (09:23:18): Yea hot lesions have it made
Dr. Cornel Best (09:23:23): Lesbians* lol
Dr. Cornel Best (09:23:31): Hot lesions should get checked by a doctor
Trill Stein (09:28:11): Dr Sperlazzo
Up Tighty Whities (09:47:23): Id be they hot lesbian soldier doctor
Up Tighty Whities (09:47:41): My flag would be at full mast if you know what im saying
Dr. Cornel Best (10:27:44): None
Up Tighty Whities (11:38:02): What would you do if your son was at home crying alone on the bedroom floor cause he is hungry and they only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit on money?
Trill Stein (11:55:01): Is his daddy gone somewhere smokin rock now, in and out of lockdown?
Up Tighty Whities (11:55:43): And you aint got a job now
Trill Stein (12:02:44): I'm eating yogurt at work with a knife because I'm too lazy to go to the cafeteria to get a plastic spoon
Trill Stein (12:03:07): If my boss sees this I'm fucked
Dr. Cornel Best (12:03:32): Yea right, you're going to see him start eating yogurt with a knife because it's what millenials do
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:03:55): What if it were gogurt. Then you'd be the cool guy in the office
Trill Stein (12:08:24): Good point
Trill Stein (12:08:42): This gorilla dick daddy really wants some yogurt but there's no time to use a utensil!
Up Tighty Whities (13:03:08): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-7ZYLo6iPY
Up Tighty Whities (13:57:48): None
Dr. Cornel Best (14:15:44): so I'm basically hitting a restart button on the last 2 years of my life lol
Dr. Cornel Best (14:16:23): dropping this job, dropping out of my grad program and pursuing what I always really wanted, computer science
Trill Stein (14:20:03): My nigga
Dr. Cornel Best (14:20:34): Feels really good
Dr. Cornel Best (14:20:59): 2016 may have sucked by 26 doesn't have to lol
Up Tighty Whities (15:14:16): Tell Haley they too. So you are only dating for like 1 year and she won't nag for a ring
Up Tighty Whities (15:14:41): I see behind you plan Brian.
Up Tighty Whities (15:16:18): Also 2016 was awesome. We got great hits as. Street Nips. A $10,000 snake. Dank Memes. Lori doing crossfit.
Trill Stein (15:16:26): Oh shit I didn't know about reset years
Trill Stein (15:16:39): Now I have to get married?
Up Tighty Whities (15:17:18): Pete. You can say it's 2017 and the barbaric marriage culture is oppressing you.
Up Tighty Whities (15:17:33): Then cash out
Dr. Cornel Best (15:18:43): It's just a Patriarchial artifact from a time when women were bought and sold as possessions to own, not people to love. If it was about love why does so much money have to be involved? \xa0Tell jessie that she'll love it lol
Up Tighty Whities (15:20:28): Then dye your hair green
Up Tighty Whities (15:21:18): Remember guys. It's a cuck or be cucked world out there
Trill Stein (15:23:43): Time to get cucked :(
Dr. Cornel Best (16:41:28): None
Dr. Cornel Best (16:41:33): Nancy Reagan has seen some fucking shit
Up Tighty Whities (16:45:00): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DXo5haNd9M
Trill Stein (19:47:47): Felix's company is hiring a part time content writer, I was tempted to apply for it lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (20:43:02): Dank Stop? Would you be a product tester?
Trill Stein (21:34:58): I guess just write about dank stuff
Dr. Cornel Best (21:45:33): This dank was the dankest dank I ever danked. Dank/10
Up Tighty Whities (22:45:58): So in 2017 can we all agree one something
Up Tighty Whities (22:46:27): We need to stop treating woman like 2nd class citizens. They aren't. Citizens are people
Up Tighty Whities (22:46:30): Woman are not
Dr. Cornel Best (22:59:31): I'm glad somebody said it
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:00:14): What about the gender non conforming turtle person?
Wednesday, 14 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (06:12:43): They are people
Up Tighty Whities (09:10:36): None
Dr. Cornel Best (12:19:13): None
Dr. Cornel Best (13:09:58): just because it hasn't been said in a while
Dr. Cornel Best (13:10:00): fucking LIBERALS
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:14:43): Don't be too harsh on the liberals, Brian. They know not the meaning of their labels.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:15:35): Surely they would embrace their cuckhood if only they knew what it meant.
Dr. Cornel Best (13:20:09): Remember, only 6 senators read the intelligence report on WMD's before voting on the war on Iraq #WokeFactOfTheDay
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:22:15): #BringBackTheDraft
Up Tighty Whities (14:12:46): Liberals Think Conservatives are retarded, Conservatives think liberals are retarded, they are both right
Dr. Cornel Best (14:26:00): yea we're above all of them
Trill Stein (14:36:02): Only I have true political insight
Dr. Cornel Best (14:46:47): True you're a socdem
Trill Stein (14:53:03): You cant characterize my political views with just a label
Dr. Cornel Best (14:53:23): What about Sander-ista
Trill Stein (15:06:00): If I had to characterize the complex ideologies that make up my nuanced worldview, I'd have to say democrat
Dr. Cornel Best (15:06:38): ugh
Dr. Cornel Best (15:06:41): you fucking liberal scum
Up Tighty Whities (15:12:44): If I had to characterize the complex ideologies that make up my nuanced worldview, I'd have to say Sexy
Dr. Cornel Best (15:24:46): None
Dr. Cornel Best (15:24:52): Chapelle at it again!
Trill Stein (15:32:16): This kid is on to something here
Up Tighty Whities (15:35:07): what if a white kid did that report, and said nonwhite people are a plague on the planet. He would fail and the\xa0teacher would write on his\xa0paper "Yea we all knew that, the assignment\xa0was to argue something, you stated facts, POWER"
Up Tighty Whities (15:36:41): None
Dr. Cornel Best (15:37:59): eh the kid is right though. WHITE AIN'T RIGHT (black) POWERRR
Trill Stein (15:41:19): Racism = privilege + power
Trill Stein (15:41:31): Ergo blacks cannot be racist
Trill Stein (15:41:37): Ergo white is not right
Up Tighty Whities (15:42:44): ARGO was a move made by white people that won best picture, Ben Affleck has 2 oscars
Up Tighty Whities (15:42:48): if you white
Up Tighty Whities (15:42:51): you ben affleck
Up Tighty Whities (15:42:55): so white is right
Up Tighty Whities (15:43:10): take that BLM
Up Tighty Whities (15:43:51): None
Dr. Cornel Best (15:45:55): whats that from lol
Up Tighty Whities (15:52:26): Role Models
Dr. Cornel Best (15:52:48): oh right lol
Dr. Cornel Best (16:07:18): I only got 2 words for you
Dr. Cornel Best (16:07:20): FUCK
Dr. Cornel Best (16:07:21): WHITEY
Trill Stein (17:30:51): Gilbert arenas instagram is a treasure, he is documenting his baby mamas fight for child support and talking about how he is std free so he is giving out dick
Up Tighty Whities (17:32:51): he is No Chill Gil
Trill Stein (17:33:51): He truly is
Up Tighty Whities (19:48:34): Boner soup
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:51:55): I concur
Up Tighty Whities (20:04:25): Damn I'm smooth
Up Tighty Whities (20:04:36): Also this girl super hot
Dr. Cornel Best (20:30:36): How hot is she
Dr. Cornel Best (20:30:39): on a scale from 0 to 1
Up Tighty Whities (21:10:43): 2
Dr. Cornel Best (21:25:36): oh wowwwwwwwwwwwwww
Up Tighty Whities (21:27:35): I'd fuck her and then call her the next day
Up Tighty Whities (21:27:39): That's how hot
Up Tighty Whities (21:52:02): America in one picture
Dr. Cornel Best (21:56:23): Justin T-Money
Dr. Cornel Best (21:56:39): The year quoting prime minister
Dr. Cornel Best (21:57:26): "It's 2015 \ufffd"
Up Tighty Whities (21:57:47): None
Up Tighty Whities (21:58:04): There's a better one
Dr. Cornel Best (21:59:11): Nigel Farage is like the stereotype of rude British man
Dr. Cornel Best (22:30:02): http://m.imgur.com/3tdkOzf
Thursday, 15 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (09:17:08): https://i.reddituploads.com/794bc0bb4b214e68bdecfcb73e5b664b?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=419716d7ebdc120f345da1fb3f04c5bd
Trill Stein (09:38:18): That is my savior
Trill Stein (09:38:47): How is Jesus supposed to save us from original sin if it looks like he can't even put up 250lbs
Trill Stein (10:55:44): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg&feature=youtu.be
Trill Stein (10:55:51): Society was a mistake
Trill Stein (10:56:00): This is the last straw, I'm living in the woods
Up Tighty Whities (11:06:05): Its all the bullshit of a real relationship, but you can pull the plug on her at any time
Dr. Cornel Best (11:12:18): I wish it was this easy turn my wife on!
Dr. Cornel Best (11:15:48): They didn't show the part where the robot nags about taking out the garbage for 3 hours while the game is on
Up Tighty Whities (13:27:34): Can i beat her?
Up Tighty Whities (13:32:23): None
Trill Stein (13:33:00): That sums it up
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:35:24): What happens when the God emperor of conspiracy nuts literally sits atop the pyramid of the illuminati
Up Tighty Whities (13:35:56): Then we reach singularity
Up Tighty Whities (13:36:07): and we become one with the trump\\
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:37:54): Trump's election proves one of two things. 1) The illuminati doesn't exist or 2) the illuminati "allowed" Trump to win so that they can in turn place harsh restrictions on exactly who can run for president, on essence limiting the pool of candidates to the Hillarys and Romneys of the world
Up Tighty Whities (13:37:55): https://i.redd.it/g2ndc94yln3y.png
Friday, 16 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (08:19:52): What
Trill Stein (08:25:40): I know that story
Trill Stein (08:25:52): The struggle is real
Up Tighty Whities (09:01:40): You can tell the new Pok\xe9mon had grown neckbeards in mind with all the scantily clad woman
Trill Stein (09:03:22): It's perfect for me
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:07:56): Pivot.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:07:58): Brian
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:08:14): Keep us updated on your retirement
Dr. Cornel Best (09:09:29): Will do
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:09:35): I wanna know if your boss gets on his knees and begs you to stay. And they he doubles your current salary and ups vacation days and you become the capitalist piggie
Dr. Cornel Best (09:10:10): Doubt that lol
Up Tighty Whities (09:10:20): or he say "who are you?"
Dr. Cornel Best (09:11:57): I think actually I have to wait to till next week. I want to work as long as possible for the $ before I do the coding bootcamp
Trill Stein (09:12:51): They wagecucked ya
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:14:00): You all doing anything later?
Up Tighty Whities (09:14:08): your dad
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:14:33): So that's why he's going into the city, huh
Up Tighty Whities (09:14:46): one in the front 2 in the back, gottem locked up like a chinese finger trap
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:17:55): Man, "dinner with friends" is way more complex than I had originally thought.
Trill Stein (09:40:32): I'm gonna be in CA from tonight to the 26th
Trill Stein (09:41:03): Ten days of trump lectures baby woooo
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:41:16): And legal weed
Trill Stein (09:41:42): The game done changed
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:42:39): Did the law take effect yet. I know Mass started like yesterday or something
Dr. Cornel Best (09:44:27): Oh shit do it pete. You can legally smoke and there's nothing they can do about it. You can have your own "NOW I'M RELAXED" moment
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:45:07): OK so there's no shops yet. You can legally be given weed by someone with an Rx
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:45:15): Right now it's a sharing economy
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:45:23): No shops till 2018
Dr. Cornel Best (09:45:27): "Ya see this fucking blunt in my hand fams? Watch this *puff puff* now I'm *cough cough cough* now I'm relaxed"
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:45:52): "Now, I'm a little OK with Trump"
Dr. Cornel Best (09:46:19): Oh lord the reefer madness is overtaking my boooody
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (09:48:06): O man. Please smoke in your parents house and completely overdo it, as if it were your first time doing pot. Freak your parents the fuck out. And tell them, "but ma, pa, it's legal. How was an innocent Catholic boy like me to know?"
Dr. Cornel Best (09:49:35): Momma I can hear Satan and he's telling me lies like premarital sex is ok
Trill Stein (10:05:14): But mommy and daddy, the government said it's ok
Trill Stein (10:05:32): These jazz cigarettes make me want to bop with some negroes
Up Tighty Whities (12:11:23): i found the weirdest prequel to Captian America
Up Tighty Whities (12:11:36): i dont even think Marvel let it go
Up Tighty Whities (12:12:02): its like inbetween him getting big and the war
Up Tighty Whities (12:12:25): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277371/
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:13:23): I think Brian and I watched this movie a good thirty, maybe forty times
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:13:33): Not even exaggerating
Dr. Cornel Best (12:18:32): Yea I can perry much quote the entire thing lol
Trill Stein (12:19:39): I miss childhood, when if you liked a movie you watched it 40 times
Up Tighty Whities (12:25:53): im gunna\xa0by the DVD
Up Tighty Whities (12:25:57): whos in for a watch
Dr. Cornel Best (12:43:05): I might not get a chance to quit at this rate I might get a call tomorrow saying I'm fired I think lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:43:35): For real?
Dr. Cornel Best (12:43:40): If I could just get fired I'd be soooo happy. Hello unemplyoemt!
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:43:47): True
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:44:06): Why would they fire you though? Not enough work to go around?
Trill Stein (12:44:27): Did you piss em off
Dr. Cornel Best (12:45:00): Lol let me regale you. I was in at 830. Joe left some notes on stuff to find for this case. He knew (or should have) known I was leaving at 12 for my final. Tim knew. It's on the calendar. Priscilla had hers yesterday and it's been talked about in office.
Dr. Cornel Best (12:45:15): So today joe decides to come in at 1130
Dr. Cornel Best (12:49:24): I was going to explain the work I did based on his notes but he was busy with tim so I explained to priscilla to explain to him and I left. Not 10 minutes away I have text and phone calls. "Did you leave me again knowing we have a report we have due you left me with a mess you I paid you to work on this I'm extremely disappointed"
Dr. Cornel Best (12:49:36): Then tim told me not to come in Monday so I'm fired!
Trill Stein (12:50:55): Damn doesn't sound good
Dr. Cornel Best (12:51:18): I'm ok actually if I never have to think about that place again it'll be too soon lol
Dr. Cornel Best (12:51:38): What's the deal with unemployment?
Trill Stein (12:52:48): Make sure you are actually fired first
Trill Stein (12:52:58): You'll have to sign stuff
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:53:05): So they're mad that you weren't there to explain the work you did because you had finals. Then claimed you didn't do the work?
Dr. Cornel Best (12:54:41): I explained it all to priscilla to explain to joe. Apparently me not spending 5 minutes to explain to him and having someone else explain it is worse than him coming in 3 hours late lol. Doubt there anyrhing to sign. Nobody else who got let go ever came back to sign shit.
Dr. Cornel Best (12:55:30): Yea idk what they're claiming. I'm completely fine not being Joe's full time errands boy/part time data analyst.
Trill Stein (12:55:57): You have to sign shit for legal reasons.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:56:02): Walt until they actually say you're fired.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:56:07): Go in Monday.
Trill Stein (12:56:08): Saying you understand you're terminated, agree etc
Trill Stein (12:56:24): They have to be explicit about it, it's a very strict thing
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:56:29): If they tell you to leave on Monday, get shit in writing
Dr. Cornel Best (12:56:35): Once again nobody has ever signed anything. Normally they're let go on Saturday and never come in again
Dr. Cornel Best (12:56:51): I was told not to go in monday specifically also
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:57:04): Well, if you want unemployment, get paperwork
Dr. Cornel Best (12:57:41): Yea good point I'll ask for that. Joe marc got it without any paper work from PPD somehow lol
Trill Stein (12:57:50): Were you legally working there?
Trill Stein (12:57:58): Or was it like a pay in cash thing
Dr. Cornel Best (12:58:01): I don't really care to get it and if I keep working as a tutor idk if I'd even qualify tbh
Dr. Cornel Best (12:58:21): It was legal, through ADP payroll
Trill Stein (12:59:18): They probably had the fired people sign stuff and you didn't see it, I can't imagine otherwise if it's a legit business
Dr. Cornel Best (12:59:40): Everyone they fired, they call on Saturday and are never seem again lol
Dr. Cornel Best (12:59:50): It's not a legit business in terms of HR procedure
Trill Stein (13:02:53): That sounds like they're asking for trouble lol
Up Tighty Whities (13:03:04): SUE THEM
Trill Stein (13:03:04): Sue them for discriminating against students
Up Tighty Whities (13:03:08): DO IT
Up Tighty Whities (13:03:12): MAKE THAT MONEY
Trill Stein (13:03:21): If you don't sign you probably could make a case lol
Up Tighty Whities (13:03:27): OWN THE BUSINESS AND SHIT ON TIM
Up Tighty Whities (13:03:40): LITERALLY SHIT ON HIM
Dr. Cornel Best (13:03:44): I'll drop the case for a shitty recommendation letter!
Up Tighty Whities (13:04:02): i am the the hooded kermit meme of the group
Dr. Cornel Best (13:04:12): Lol I'm actually so happy to never come in again. I'll just miss my Britta water bottle.
Up Tighty Whities (13:04:26): Ill get you a new one
Trill Stein (13:04:37): Keep it
Dr. Cornel Best (13:05:46): Right now marc so am i. After all the unnecessary stress they've put on me I find it hilarious that the one time it's reversed the stress onto them they fire me.
Trill Stein (13:06:58): Make sure you're legit fired tho
Dr. Cornel Best (13:07:18): I'll make sure I am, I'll leave a shit on the driveway
Trill Stein (13:09:36): Now all 4 NGBM have been fired
Trill Stein (13:09:58): What a time to be a biz boy
Dr. Cornel Best (13:10:10): They said not to come in on Monday as they decide what to do. I suspect Tuesday I'll get a call. I'll reply "new job, who dis"
Trill Stein (13:12:10): What if they give you one more chance though
Trill Stein (13:12:22): Gotta sabotage it now
Trill Stein (13:12:34): Pull out your dick
Dr. Cornel Best (13:12:36): One more chance to leave an upper decker
Dr. Cornel Best (13:14:28): Oh shit I forgot I have a copy of their office key lok
Dr. Cornel Best (13:19:21): Fuck my birthday this is what I want to celebrate lol
Dr. Cornel Best (13:20:16): I don't think I realized how much I actually hated it there until today
Up Tighty Whities (13:28:59): You never do
Up Tighty Whities (13:29:08): SO BRIANS GETTING FUCKED UP TONGIHT
Up Tighty Whities (16:23:36): so what we doing
Up Tighty Whities (16:24:10): lets get Brian Fucked up
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:24:27): Bri Bri?
Up Tighty Whities (16:26:40): Call him by his real Name, HEY FAGGOT
Trill Stein (16:28:50): He loves that
Up Tighty Whities (16:32:54): https://i.reddituploads.com/ae3eb389af324aec8d5b8f7006284c45?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=a2dea664ab249b5d6dce002372697a26
Up Tighty Whities (22:20:26): None
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:21:43): #12JewBankersInTheSky
Saturday, 17 December 2016
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:41:17): https://youtu.be/FeFmNkrDioI
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:41:57): Apparently this woman is a paranoid schizophrenic, but this shit was still funny.
Up Tighty Whities (12:37:01): Fallout 4 got weird https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2016-12-17T17:36:50Z/4d55db2f.480x360r90.mp4
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:39:40): Some serious glare you got going on on that TV there Marky
Up Tighty Whities (12:40:08): It's the lights from spike
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:40:24): Where'd you buy the pommel horse?
Up Tighty Whities (12:41:01): I made it out of plastic forks and lead paint
Trill Stein (14:32:15): I need to track down Zack Knight to save me
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (14:40:22): make sure his dick don't go too far up your itchy rectum or you'll for sure turn into a dirty gay
Trill Stein (14:52:10): I went to r/altright because I saw people on Reddit complaining about it. Wow, it is worse than I thought
Trill Stein (15:08:17): It's straight up white supremacist shit, pictures from david duke .com etc
Trill Stein (15:08:29): Although I do love their Jewish conspiracies
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (15:18:48): who wouldve thought
Trill Stein (15:19:01): I honestly did not know it was that bad
Trill Stein (15:19:43): I thought alt right was just like non religious conservatives who are going "hurr durr I'm not PC, there are only two genders"
Trill Stein (15:20:02): But there are articles against race mixing and shit on three
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (15:24:00): this is why people say "alt-right" and "race realist" are just a code words for racist. It's honestly just a great PR campaign they've run. They're just racists through and through
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (15:28:08): its like when people say neoliberal. Chomsky points out that there is literally nothing new about it. It's just liberalism. Same premise here with the alt-right. They are just "right wing", not alt.
Trill Stein (15:28:33): I guess just alternative to the religious right ?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (15:31:18): no clue
Up Tighty Whities (15:39:34): I hate all people equally. Humans are trash
Up Tighty Whities (15:39:51): Let the bees rule
Up Tighty Whities (18:20:39): None
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:26:49): When the fuck are stupid liberals gonna realize that Hillary was just a terrible candidate.
Up Tighty Whities (18:27:10): On February 33rd
Up Tighty Whities (18:27:42): When ever you lose. It's not that you didn't try hard enough. It's because everyone was against you
Up Tighty Whities (18:27:55): Both candidates would have played this card.
Trill Stein (18:57:56): do people really like hillary that much?
Trill Stein (18:58:03): you don't see conservatives lamenting Romney lol
Up Tighty Whities (18:58:29): It was that Hilary had a vagina.
Up Tighty Whities (18:58:41): And it "was her time"
Trill Stein (18:59:04): the "it's her turn" thing is so funny
Trill Stein (18:59:10): i guess it wasnt her turn the last two elections lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:59:23): None
Up Tighty Whities (18:59:55): That Asian dude just looks like well I'm not getting laid tonight
Trill Stein (19:02:21): look at that bluepilled cuck
Trill Stein (19:02:50): bet he stills holds doors for women and thanks soldiers for their service when he sees them shopping in walmart
Dr. Cornel Best (19:18:38): Lol Hillary was such trash
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:19:26): is*
Trill Stein (19:23:42): Hillary Stormborn, Queen of the LGBT
Trill Stein (19:24:10): None
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:27:08): It's so amusing that they think she's some LGBT warrior. \n\nhttp://www.npr.org/2014/06/12/321313477/hillary-clinton-the-fresh-air-interview
Trill Stein (19:27:23): who would have thought a woman that spent like 20 years fighting against gay rights is now their greatest champion?
Trill Stein (19:27:35): really shows how much people can change!
Up Tighty Whities (23:10:22): Odds I can bang a jets cheerleader
Trill Stein (23:15:14): Do you have a gun
Up Tighty Whities (23:15:53): Does my penis count as a gun
Up Tighty Whities (23:16:22): What ever the answer. Yes
Up Tighty Whities (23:17:14): Is that a roll of quarters in you pocket or are you happy to see me ?\n\nNo bitch it's my .44. Streets are dangerous bitch
Sunday, 18 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (16:15:37): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6zpDba2Lo8
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:16:55): Brilliant
Dr. Cornel Best (16:50:49): that video expliains why hillary lost \ufffd
Dr. Cornel Best (16:50:52): too smart for us
Trill Stein (16:52:48): I wish my childlike mind could comprehend the splendor of Clinton
Dr. Cornel Best (16:56:56): You see, in a election you got 3 people, Bernard Sandles who wants us to be in gulags, you got trump who wants to make america white again, and then you got her \ufffd. \xa0So do you want to live under bernie's stalin like rule, trumps white supremacist rule, or do you want to be cool and help the first women break the glass ceiling of the presidency? \xa0I'm with her y'all
Dr. Cornel Best (16:57:09): *this is what clintonistas actually believe*
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:04:37): http://revisionisthistory.com/episodes/01-the-lady-vanishes
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:04:56): from a Guardian article: \n\nThe episode spans more than a century of \u201cmoral licensing\u201d \u2013 the idea that when a door opens for an outsider, it usually just \u201cgives the status quo justification to close the door again\u201d. It happened in Gillard\u2019s case, says Gladwell, when her election as the first female PM of Australia was followed by an unbelievable and unstoppable display of blatant misogyny. It happened in the case of the Nazis\u2019 love of poet Berthold Auerbach, he explains, \u201cbecause they think they\u2019ve demonstrated their open-mindedness by loving this one Jew, they feel free to act in the most despicable way to other Jews.\u201d And it happened after Barack Obama\u2019s US presidential election, where for many, having elected a black president gave free rein for racism.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:05:20): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-licensing#Political_opinions_and_racial_bias
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:05:34): think this pretty much sums up 2016
Trill Stein (17:06:50): "I'm not racist, I have a black president!"
Dr. Cornel Best (17:07:41): no joke my mom has said "they have obama what else do they want"
Dr. Cornel Best (17:07:57): i've heard that at my workplace as well
Dr. Cornel Best (17:08:01): well, my OLD workplace \ufffd
Dr. Cornel Best (17:13:43): oh also haley illuminated some stuff on the firing. companies of less than 15 people don't have follow a lot of federal regulations that companies over 15 do, ie a lot of HR practices you'd expect at larger companies
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:25:15): So is it official then?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:26:34): What happens when they beg you to come back. "We were just kidding bro, lol. Please come back. We need you"
Dr. Cornel Best (17:27:44): Well we shall see. They told me not to come in tomorrow as they decide on my future". \xa0I've been thinking about what to say if they ask for me back. \xa0Probably "I'll need some time to determine my future"
Dr. Cornel Best (17:29:18): my mom is very upset about how well I am taking this
Trill Stein (17:40:56): Lol you should pretend you're upset
Trill Stein (17:41:18): Let her see you cry a single tear
Dr. Cornel Best (17:48:15): she said wait till you get a crabby boss
Dr. Cornel Best (17:48:27): i was like i couldn't think of a more crabby boss. my boss legit has mood swings
Up Tighty Whities (17:53:44): Brian. I can honestly say. Most shitty bosses would look at your old one and go. "Wow that guys a dick"
Dr. Cornel Best (17:56:07): Yea I think she think's I'm being hyperbolic
Dr. Cornel Best (17:56:15): but I prefer the sweatshop boss at kumon to him tbh lol
Dr. Cornel Best (17:56:23): at least she was consistent
Up Tighty Whities (17:57:12): Go to a big company. With HR and fat cats. Become a fat cat Brian.
Dr. Cornel Best (17:58:09): i just want an HR department lol
Trill Stein (18:01:49): but then you cant talk about porn with your coworkers
Dr. Cornel Best (18:04:42): you know he'd ask me how the porn watching is
Dr. Cornel Best (18:05:11): his joke about actuaries in his accounting class is calling them 'porn watching actuaries' because all they do is look at numbers, they must watch porn for stimulation
Dr. Cornel Best (18:05:27): as though we didn't just look at numbers all day at the accounting office lol
Trill Stein (18:08:53): hes too busy getting pussy
Dr. Cornel Best (18:13:34): if you took him at his word, you might believe that lol
Trill Stein (18:15:25): have you guys seen the sub /r/DebateAltRight
Trill Stein (18:15:27): it's insane
Dr. Cornel Best (18:16:22): lmao like they can be rationalized out of their white supremacy if only they had the right facts and interpretations
Trill Stein (18:16:27): http://i.imgur.com/H4qACfW.jpg
Trill Stein (18:16:46): it is unreal that this is a mainstream belief in 2016, we are truly in the final days
Dr. Cornel Best (18:18:11): holy shit that is insane. i knew they denied the holocaust but not to the extent where they made concentration camps look like summer camps
Dr. Cornel Best (18:18:51): If racial IQ statistics should be taken at face value, doesn't that make Jews and Asians intellectually superior to Whites?
Dr. Cornel Best (18:18:52): hey josh your question is #2 of al time
Trill Stein (18:18:55): the worst part about the holocaust was when they made us act in Cats the Musical
Trill Stein (18:20:33): The historical enemy of the American people is not the German (in fact, the majority of white Americans are descended from German blood according to some stats (60% iirc)). The historical enemy of the American people are the Jews. Whether or not the majority acknowledge it or not doesn't matter. Hitler was no threat to the Americans and had no intentions to cause a conflict with them.
Trill Stein (18:20:34): what the fuck
Dr. Cornel Best (18:21:30): apparently "JQ" is alt right slang. it means the "Jewish Question", meaning what to do with jews
Dr. Cornel Best (18:22:17): man I really wish Marx didn't engage in the colloquial anti-semitism of the time as now he'll probably be associated with this shit lol
Trill Stein (18:22:36): dont worry the alt right hates marx
Dr. Cornel Best (18:23:07): Think of the alt-right as a bit like alt-rock (after all, they share a prefix).
Dr. Cornel Best (18:23:43): you guys remember when Alice in Chains sang about how the Jew's got free dentistry at their concentration camps?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:23:54): The true enemy is fucktardedness
Dr. Cornel Best (18:24:53): If you don't support white racial identity, and race realism you aren't alt-right. /r/The_Donald is part of the nu-right, and their rallying cry is "The Democrats are the real racists".
Dr. Cornel Best (18:25:02): this sub is fascinating in a horrible way
Trill Stein (18:26:10): until yesterday i thought the alt right was just donald trump supporters with memes
Dr. Cornel Best (18:26:14): oh no
Dr. Cornel Best (18:26:22): /r/altright is literally kkk esque propaganda
Trill Stein (18:26:33): now im wondering why the jews were complaining about the quality of the golf courses at auschuwitz
Dr. Cornel Best (18:26:38): people were really pissed when it was the subreddit of the day
Trill Stein (18:27:00): they need to go back to Voat
Dr. Cornel Best (18:27:22): where they can hate fat minorities as much as they want
Dr. Cornel Best (18:28:27): they like malik obama on /r/altright, happy he's going "full fash" https://i.imgur.com/y4gXIen.jpg
Dr. Cornel Best (18:28:40): they literally are advocating for fascism in no uncertain terms lol
Dr. Cornel Best (18:28:44): good god
Dr. Cornel Best (18:29:32): Half naked women get thousands of upvotes, how many for our boys in grey?
Dr. Cornel Best (18:29:38): http://i.imgur.com/LOkdZUG.jpg
Dr. Cornel Best (18:29:48): their second most upvoted post of all time
Trill Stein (18:29:55): lol
Trill Stein (18:30:14): is malik obama real
Trill Stein (18:30:18): or is someone else tweeting for him now
Dr. Cornel Best (18:30:34): no idea but he's either mentally fucked up or someone stole his password lol
Dr. Cornel Best (18:30:58): Self fulfilling prophecy, keep calling us Nazis and we will become Nazis. You want a bad guy, you will get a bad guy.
Dr. Cornel Best (18:31:13): if people kept calling you nazi's maybe you'd think 'am i acting like a nazi
Dr. Cornel Best (18:31:15): '
Dr. Cornel Best (18:31:21): not 'well you want a nazi you got a nazi' lol
Trill Stein (18:33:01): i did nazi that coming
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:33:35): I'm getting more and more nervous that I'll be attending the inauguration
Dr. Cornel Best (18:34:03): I really think there will be violence ther etbh
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:34:25): So do I
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:35:28): Especially against protesters. I'm just gonna be there to observe, so hopefully I won't be singled out
Dr. Cornel Best (18:38:01): just officially got that "You're fired" text
Dr. Cornel Best (18:38:05): nigga
Dr. Cornel Best (18:38:08): im freeeeeee
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:38:51): Did it just say, "you're fired"
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:39:39): You should tell your boss he's a terrible musician, screen writer, author, etc. Really get under his skin and hit him in the feels.
Dr. Cornel Best (18:40:07): eh
Dr. Cornel Best (18:40:12): ill ask for a recommendation letter first
Dr. Cornel Best (18:40:13): then
Dr. Cornel Best (18:40:13): sure
Trill Stein (18:40:30): probably should have gotten that letter before oyu were let go lol
Dr. Cornel Best (18:40:58): Tim tried to call me but i didn't see it. My voice mail is full so he texted me "hey i tried to call but your voicemail is full. we decided to let you go. \xa0we're moving in a different direction blah blah blah"
Trill Stein (18:41:17): did you say "why dont you want me anymore daddy"
Dr. Cornel Best (18:41:23): well i think tim will feel bad now. honestly just a neutral letter ill take. \xa0then ill shit on his dreams
Dr. Cornel Best (18:41:32): "cmon work daddy I want to be good \ufffd "
Trill Stein (18:41:48): it's a gamble but maybe he put up a son for adoption in HS or something
Dr. Cornel Best (18:44:24): this could not have worked out better
Dr. Cornel Best (18:44:33): i know have in writing that I am let go and not for misconduct just because
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:45:01): Screenshots baby
Dr. Cornel Best (18:45:05): Hell yea
Dr. Cornel Best (18:45:52): i was looking it up. fucked up you don't get unemployment if you're fired for simple misconduct for 7 weeks or ever for severe unemployment.
Dr. Cornel Best (19:10:08): looks like ya commie got what he always wanted and can now live off the government as Karl Marx predicted
Dr. Cornel Best (19:22:57): I only know one thing, and that's that I want the government to decide everything for me
Trill Stein (19:26:56): Government, what will I wear today
Dr. Cornel Best (19:29:51): Government, tell me what to learn today that you're not planning on immediately outsourcing por favor
Trill Stein (19:30:24): Just become the guy that does the outsourcing
Trill Stein (19:30:32): That's my goal
Dr. Cornel Best (19:32:28): Oh you want to be the capitalist pig \ufffd
Trill Stein (21:15:51): Big time
Up Tighty Whities (21:31:57): So just got caught up
Up Tighty Whities (21:32:16): Well we have Nazis again
Up Tighty Whities (21:32:25): Only 2 guys can stop nazis
Trill Stein (21:32:46): Indiana jones and...?
Up Tighty Whities (21:32:57): None
Up Tighty Whities (21:33:37): Wait.
Up Tighty Whities (21:33:44): Follow me on this one camera guy
Up Tighty Whities (21:33:55): What if the alt right wants a civil war
Up Tighty Whities (21:34:02): And thousands die
Up Tighty Whities (21:34:25): So EA and Activision can make more video games
Up Tighty Whities (21:35:07): Press F to start race War
Trill Stein (21:47:12): I'd play that game too
Trill Stein (21:47:16): That's the worst part
Up Tighty Whities (21:48:21): America is going to the whiteys. Canada and Germany are going to the refugees. Mexico and the drug lords are our last hope.
Up Tighty Whities (21:50:43): Can't we go back to hating each other or sports teams and other shit
Dr. Cornel Best (21:52:32): It's too far gone for that now. My sports team is the USA Proles and right now the USA Bourgies are favored to win
Up Tighty Whities (21:53:17): The Mexican Illegals are the real up and coming team
Dr. Cornel Best (21:54:09): That's just what the USA Bourgies want you to think as they run away with the title
Up Tighty Whities (21:54:39): The top 1% of the table has 90% of the titles
Dr. Cornel Best (21:56:36): Fucking Manchester United
Up Tighty Whities (22:01:39): Wait
Up Tighty Whities (22:01:57): Are you saying that the 1% is Man U.
Up Tighty Whities (22:02:02): I hate Man U.
Up Tighty Whities (22:02:16): so I hate the 1 %
Dr. Cornel Best (22:02:17): Looks were on the same side then....comrade
Up Tighty Whities (22:03:05): Dasvidanya Capitalist Swine
Trill Stein (22:36:46): The only 1% I like is milk
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (23:04:32): Rogue One was really good.
Trill Stein (23:23:12): I've heard. Gonna see it this week
Monday, 19 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (07:37:13): Ducky got out of her cage so now I have to find her. Whomp
Dr. Cornel Best (07:53:08): You gotta bait her with the good grub
Dr. Cornel Best (07:54:30): Also marc I'm reading the unemployment stuff. They said they're going to call me, give me an interview over the facts of the case, and possible schedule me to a work meeting thing. Also that I'm not allowed to turn down any job otherwise I'll lose my unemployment. Did they did this for you or do they just say this and not follow through lol
Up Tighty Whities (08:00:35): They didn't. It's an empty threat
Up Tighty Whities (08:01:07): They will call you
Up Tighty Whities (08:01:18): If you don't fill out your form online
Dr. Cornel Best (08:02:53): Ah ok good. I figured they probably wouldn't. Government and taxpayer teat, here I come
Dr. Cornel Best (08:37:23): http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/daily-stomer-racist-white-supremacist-troll-montana-whitefish-love-lives-here-jews-target-donald-a7483396.html
Dr. Cornel Best (08:37:29): so they're just nazi's now right
Trill Stein (09:47:57): How'd the lizard get out
Dr. Cornel Best (09:51:34): Someone forgot to zip up Hillary's human suit ba dum tish
Up Tighty Whities (10:47:42): She popped open the cage
Up Tighty Whities (10:48:15): Everything online says the way to catch her is wait for her to get hungry and come back for food
Trill Stein (10:48:38): https://drewmasonfilms.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/clever-girl.png
Up Tighty Whities (10:49:45): None
Up Tighty Whities (10:50:02): That's gunna be me
Up Tighty Whities (10:50:33): Everything says not to worry
Dr. Cornel Best (11:08:42): so my ex-boss called my dad to bitch about me lol
Up Tighty Whities (11:09:01): Your sons a piece of shit Rob
Up Tighty Whities (11:09:10): Hey Steve tries
Up Tighty Whities (11:09:19): I'm talking about Brian Rob
Up Tighty Whities (11:09:28): You sure? He's the good one
Dr. Cornel Best (11:09:48): STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Dr. Cornel Best (11:09:53): now becomes BRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:02): How petty is your old boss to call your dad
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:30): HOW DARE HE TAKE A FINAL AND NOT WORK. IM GUNNA GET HIM GROUNDED
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:49): No Xbox for a week young man
Dr. Cornel Best (11:10:59): if my dad mentions it
Dr. Cornel Best (11:11:14): ill just dig up my old reddit post where I wrote all my bosses sins and idiocy and start reading them to him 1 by 1
Up Tighty Whities (11:11:35): Then pull out a joint and say now I'm relaxed
Dr. Cornel Best (11:15:32): I wonder what he even bitched about lol. I knew this would happen though. \xa0If he calls me to ask for help and then starts bitching me out like he did to Joe Marc I'm just going to hang up on him. \xa0He called Joe Marc after firing him, to ask him about certain things in the project he did because he didn't undrestand it. \xa0Mind you, Joe Marc brought up these very issues to Joe, which he dismissed. \xa0So Joe called JM and was like "What is this? \xa0I don't understand this, I paid you money to do this and it doesn't make sense how am I supposed to make a profit here off of yo?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:16:26): You better not explain shit.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:16:47): He wants an answer, you say, "pay me, bitch"
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:17:26): Or tell him to ask the chick you explained everything to
Dr. Cornel Best (11:20:00): I'll just respond with anti-capitalist rhetoric. "Maybe your need to make money off of others by paying them less than you charge clients to use them is creating animosity and these feelings of anger should be directed at the system that encourages you to do such, not the worker who is merely a pawn in the game. \xa0Also, its in the quickbooks file dumbass"
Dr. Cornel Best (11:21:21): or maybe I go the reverse
Dr. Cornel Best (11:22:15): "Sorry you couldn't make more money off my work, I should have worked harder so you could have taken home more money while my pay would be the same no matter what."
Up Tighty Whities (11:30:27): I'd just tell him to suck it
Up Tighty Whities (11:30:52): Grab your crotch and say I got your profits right here
Dr. Cornel Best (11:30:54): yea in all honesty ill probably just sit there, listen, let him rant, then hang up
Up Tighty Whities (11:31:11): Hang up during
Dr. Cornel Best (11:31:56): and my mom was pissed at me the past few weeks for having full voicemailb
Dr. Cornel Best (11:32:21): but it saved me. because now I have the lay off/firing in text message. looks like laziness can be helpful
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:41:53): How the fuck is your voicemail full
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:44:03): O shit. Russian ambassador to Turkey was just shot
Trill Stein (12:06:19): You should clear out that voicemail lol
Dr. Cornel Best (12:21:09): I just never checked it lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:25:52): https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/810891983959035904
Dr. Cornel Best (12:28:25): Dude looks straight outta a shitty spy movie
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:29:43): https://twitter.com/xiseyn/status/810895174532562945
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:29:48): Here's the video
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:29:58): Internet is fucking crazy
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:30:14): It's like watching the start to WWI
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:30:54): News just came in that the dude died
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:31:55): Turkey is huge strategically/geopolitically. As is Russia obviously. Wow wow wow
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:34:53): Marc, gimme some context to Ferdinand. How long after he was assassinated did the war start?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:35:52): Apparently shooter was a Turkish riot police officer
Dr. Cornel Best (12:38:09): It's ok someone on reddit assured me this is in no way similar to ferdinand
Dr. Cornel Best (12:39:02): I don't get 99% of people on reddit lol
Dr. Cornel Best (12:40:13): Or the fact it was highly upvoted. It was probably written by some 14 year old edge lord trying to be contrarian by being above the situation lol
Trill Stein (12:42:22): He's not really wrong tho, it's not the same as 1914
Dr. Cornel Best (12:42:51): Of course not to blow over a ambassador assassination when Russia and turkey are supposed to meet tomorrow about syria
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:43:00): Well, I guess we'll know for sure if WWIII starts
Dr. Cornel Best (12:43:21): Idk it was the nonchalant dismissal he had
Dr. Cornel Best (12:43:32): Apparently the assassin said it was about Aleppo
Dr. Cornel Best (12:43:44): Gary Johnson is very confused by this
Up Tighty Whities (12:51:57): Took 1 month to declare war after the Frans was killed
Up Tighty Whities (12:52:27): Also they tried really hard to kill Frans
Trill Stein (12:52:31): Ok cool it won't mess up New Years
Up Tighty Whities (12:52:45): like multiple attempots
Up Tighty Whities (12:52:57): but they got lucky and the guy who killed him got lost
Up Tighty Whities (12:53:11): and said fuck it im not going to the plot
Up Tighty Whities (12:53:18): im gunna\xa0get a sandwhich
Up Tighty Whities (12:53:36): gets a sandwhich and the carriage rolls up at the same place looking for directions
Up Tighty Whities (12:53:47): thats how WW1 started
Up Tighty Whities (12:54:02): a dude got lost and wanted a sandwhich
Dr. Cornel Best (12:55:26): Oh yea that's one of my favorite history stories
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (12:55:55): Said it before, but can we just hold scheduled war. Like every 33 years. Make sure every generation gets a chance. It's like the Olympics. Except it's meaningful.
Dr. Cornel Best (12:56:08): Really makes you realize how dumb and random it all is
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (13:00:56): #21stCenturyColosseum
Dr. Cornel Best (13:35:50): I just learned what Joe told my dad and boy howdy
Dr. Cornel Best (13:38:02): "So he calls your dad and says I just want to talk to you and keep this between you and me but I have to let your son go because he's not the same person anymore who started with me.He leaves when he wants doesn't say anything blah blah blah then I think your dad says something like "you're firing my son because he had to leave to study for a final?" Cause Joe said next no thats not what I'm letting him go at all. If it was for af inal I understand but its been all week hes leaving early and asking to take time off and I've let him do schol work here and study and stuff abut he's been leaving me everyday now not telling me where we're at with work...
Dr. Cornel Best (13:40:05): mind you this is just what I can can recall in my head. It's not word for word. \xa0But he pretty much ratted you out to your dad like a little child. \xa0And then after he hung up tim and joe kept going on and on like oh I don't get it whats going on with him is he depresse is he on drugs. \xa0Like cmon thats so unnecessary. \xa0And of course Joe pulls me in his office like you se this is what Brian did and I needed him to do abc. \xa0This is why I'm mad and yell. \xa0It's not cause Im an asshole. \xa0And I just stayed quiet until Tim said something else. \xa0Its just a whole freaking nightmare and mess. \xa0This is completely ridiculous. \xa0He had no right calling your dad. \xa0I'd be pissed if he called my parents and said shit like that"
Dr. Cornel Best (13:40:42): I gotta say though, they really hit the nail on the head with "is he depressed is he on drugs"
Trill Stein (13:41:30): Who would have thought that shitty working conditions are not conducive to happy workers lol
Trill Stein (13:41:45): Hopefully your dad stood up for you
Dr. Cornel Best (13:43:02): Yea. I was wondering what he was talkinga bout with me taking time off when I wanted etc, then it hit me
Dr. Cornel Best (13:43:17): when they asked me to come in tuesday and I said no, I have class/homework for the class+tutoring sessions I already booked, etc
Dr. Cornel Best (13:43:23): I knew standing up for my rights was a mistake!
Trill Stein (13:44:31): Fuck toy for wanting to have regularly scheduled hours
Trill Stein (13:45:57): *you
Dr. Cornel Best (14:00:30): lol
Dr. Cornel Best (14:00:39): I do find it funny though. I knew this was going to happen if I was fired or quit
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (14:03:50): Honestly, getting fired felt amazing.
Dr. Cornel Best (14:04:07): So far I feel the same. I feel like I have that glow pregnant women have
Dr. Cornel Best (14:04:16): I'm pregnant myself
Dr. Cornel Best (14:04:19): Pregnant with opportunity
Up Tighty Whities (15:39:08): A brian is most udeful when he is unemployed
Up Tighty Whities (15:45:04): So may company has riot games as a client
Up Tighty Whities (15:50:41): http://i.imgur.com/SHLSx45.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (15:53:54): None
Up Tighty Whities (15:57:30): None
Dr. Cornel Best (16:01:23): marc when you got unemployment did they make you watch a video on how to use jobs4jersey.com lol
Dr. Cornel Best (16:01:29): i feel like im in a high school assembly
Up Tighty Whities (16:04:32): no
Up Tighty Whities (16:04:38): i filled out a questionair
Up Tighty Whities (16:04:44): and they gave me money
Up Tighty Whities (16:05:29): i think they revamped it since i had it since it was so easy to gain teh system
Up Tighty Whities (16:05:37): i was like hey im white give me money
Dr. Cornel Best (16:05:41): fucking chris christie
Up Tighty Whities (16:05:41): and they did
Up Tighty Whities (16:06:17): He can choke on a bag of M&Ms he poured into a bigger bag of M&Ms
Dr. Cornel Best (16:10:35): Wow this government website read my resume and work history better than any company has though lol
Up Tighty Whities (16:15:21): so i went on r/altright
Up Tighty Whities (16:15:42): i just want to give a jew a hug and tell him its gunna be allright
Up Tighty Whities (16:16:50): the Donald is just a bunch of guys who don't like the idea of PC culture\xa0and want to be anti establishment.
Up Tighty Whities (16:16:58): Altright is a legit hate group
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:17:02): I'm waiting for you Marc
Dr. Cornel Best (16:17:22): wtf so I did the job thing, set up an account, and it took me away from the unemployment filing processes and I can't get back. Fucking Chris Christie I blame him
Up Tighty Whities (16:17:23): open up big boy
Up Tighty Whities (16:18:06): did you make an account
Up Tighty Whities (16:18:17): you sing in with you SS number
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:18:45): O, I thought you you meant that in a German way
Up Tighty Whities (16:18:49): mine was 867-53-0969
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:10): tell called me Jenny
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:17): and said they had my number
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:27): and no thats SS
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:36): SS
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:43): can i not iltaizie in group me
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:46): damn it
Dr. Cornel Best (16:21:53): God damn it they actually fucked me lol. So i filled out the thing as best I could. \xa0Get to the part where they make you sign up for Jobs4Jersey. \xa0But apparently that wasn't the end where you hit submit. \xa0So I never got an email confirmation of my claim. \xa0But I cant redo it because I have a current claim being processes. \xa0So I went to check the status of the claim, and it said it can't do that right now, and I need to call them lol. \xa0FUCKING CHRIS CHRISTIE
Dr. Cornel Best (16:23:13): and they close at 4:30 so I gotta call tomorrow now lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:23:39): Noob
Up Tighty Whities (16:23:43): No free money fo you
Dr. Cornel Best (16:23:55): I failed you Marx \ufffd
Trill Stein (16:25:21): No handouts for this millennial!
Dr. Cornel Best (16:27:02): None
Up Tighty Whities (16:31:35): is that a hooker?
Trill Stein (16:35:07): Twenty bucks is twenty bucks
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:35:35): I could be a hooker?
Trill Stein (16:35:56): I could be a ditch digger?
Up Tighty Whities (16:44:15): https://www.rt.com/news/370827-berlin-christmas-market-truck/
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:51:37): WWIII
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (16:51:42): Sko
Up Tighty Whities (16:55:58): They hate Christman
Dr. Cornel Best (16:56:33): Save us Christ-Man!
Trill Stein (16:56:38): Stay away from the Christmas!
Up Tighty Whities (16:57:27): Muslims terrorists hate us cause we can jack off
Up Tighty Whities (16:57:47): if i couldnt jerk off and saw america\xa0id be mad too
Trill Stein (16:57:49): They don't know about the double shaft technique
Up Tighty Whities (16:58:04): its not gay if only the penises touch
Trill Stein (16:58:06): Two hands doing twice the work
Up Tighty Whities (16:59:28): Be 16
Up Tighty Whities (16:59:31): in syria
Up Tighty Whities (16:59:39): cant touch yourself becuase its a sin
Up Tighty Whities (16:59:47): dont know what your wife looks like
Up Tighty Whities (16:59:51): only sand around
Up Tighty Whities (16:59:57): see om tv
Up Tighty Whities (17:00:05): Budty blond selling beer
Up Tighty Whities (17:00:08): you can drink
Up Tighty Whities (17:00:25): ISIS guy says hey you get 72 virgins if you kill alot of people
Up Tighty Whities (17:00:35): where do i sign up
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:00:43): Marc an autist
Up Tighty Whities (17:00:44): Be a muslim in the US
Up Tighty Whities (17:00:51): gets crunk
Trill Stein (17:00:52): Just what I want to do, crack open 72 hymens
Up Tighty Whities (17:00:58): gets puss on teh reg
Up Tighty Whities (17:01:09): doesnt kill anyone
Trill Stein (17:01:11): Allah doesn't say shit about 72 changes of sheets
Up Tighty Whities (17:02:14): Be German
Up Tighty Whities (17:02:25): alot of people are comming in taking jobs
Up Tighty Whities (17:02:37): cant say shit becasue will be called nazi
Up Tighty Whities (17:02:40): end
Up Tighty Whities (17:02:46): Be American
Up Tighty Whities (17:02:50): Be Awesome
Up Tighty Whities (17:02:54): Fuck Bitches
Up Tighty Whities (17:02:57): Get Money
Up Tighty Whities (17:03:01): Fuck Money
Up Tighty Whities (17:03:05): Get Bitches
Trill Stein (17:05:59): God bless the USA
Trill Stein (17:06:21): Go to Germany and open carry in walmart, see what happens
Dr. Cornel Best (17:07:08): Be person
Dr. Cornel Best (17:07:11): Be born
Dr. Cornel Best (17:07:18): Be told I'm nationality X
Dr. Cornel Best (17:07:31): Start looking for reasons why other nationalities suck
Trill Stein (17:09:21): I'm just glad I'm not some croissant eating honhonhon pursed lip oui oui drinker
Dr. Cornel Best (17:10:07): Fucking government and borders. WE'RE ALL HUMAN PEOPLE!
Trill Stein (17:10:17): Yeah OK
Trill Stein (17:10:30): (((People)))
Dr. Cornel Best (17:11:21): You guys remember meeting up with your gfs at the public library to sit together at a cubicle watch YouTube videos gossip and occasionally make out? This is what I'm currently witnessing
Up Tighty Whities (17:17:59): No. I was too cool to go to a library.
Up Tighty Whities (17:18:12): Also this
Dr. Cornel Best (17:21:48): In Africa they call pizza white man fuel
Dr. Cornel Best (17:22:06): To destroy the white man we must destroy his pizza
Up Tighty Whities (19:29:29): It's official boys
Up Tighty Whities (19:30:18): Who wants one
Up Tighty Whities (19:31:56): Nevermind we are all getting these
Dr. Cornel Best (19:49:44): I would honestly wear that lol
Dr. Cornel Best (19:49:47): That's amazing
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:50:29): Needs more illuminati
Up Tighty Whities (19:55:08): None
Up Tighty Whities (19:55:17): We need these for the bachelor party
Up Tighty Whities (19:56:00): Wait. Idea
Trill Stein (20:02:40): Did you make this lol
Up Tighty Whities (20:04:35): No we can buy it on Amazon
Up Tighty Whities (20:04:49): What if we do it July 4th weekend
Trill Stein (20:05:17): I'll ask my brother
Trill Stein (20:06:36): He says he was thinking around my birthday or June, think he has a run that weekend
Up Tighty Whities (20:06:49): http://brobible.com/gear/article/president-tank-tops/
Up Tighty Whities (20:07:01): I have a wedding that weekend
Up Tighty Whities (20:07:06): 6/27
Trill Stein (20:07:12): Ok
Trill Stein (20:07:46): June works then
Up Tighty Whities (20:08:40): Everyone needs one of those tanks
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (20:35:17): Anyone download new Mario app?
Trill Stein (20:35:31): Yea it's disappointing
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (20:35:49): Bummer
Trill Stein (20:35:54): You only get 3 levels and there's not much to do, then you have to pay $10 for the rest
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (20:36:17): O. Well I have $20 from Google surveys
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (20:36:29): Might be worth it then
Trill Stein (20:36:37): Might as well blow it then
Trill Stein (20:36:52): Feels very good quality for a phone game, good for a pooping session
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (20:37:25): Why do you think I ask. Guess what I'm doing right now
Trill Stein (21:54:45): None
Trill Stein (21:56:19): Did the lizard come home yet @Up Tighty Whities
Up Tighty Whities (21:56:51): Not yet. But she will come out when she is hungry. She is most active at night
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:09:18): So what you're saying is, the lizard Queen was supposed be sleeping when this happened.
Up Tighty Whities (22:20:42): Yes
Up Tighty Whities (23:17:56): I set up an camera around to thfood to find her
Up Tighty Whities (23:18:02): I'm going with science
Trill Stein (23:25:42): Ain't that just like a woman, to accept free food and care from you, and then as soon as you go to work she escapes her cage
Tuesday, 20 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (07:39:57): I'm pretty sure the path announcer is Glados from portal
Up Tighty Whities (09:47:48): I'm a kid starting to use only memes to flirt with tinder girls
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:06:25): I'm proud of you
Trill Stein (10:06:44): Women will love it
Up Tighty Whities (10:07:27): Thanks Dad
Trill Stein (10:08:24): I want to be the one to tell your future kids why their dads nickname was "Ol Condomless Back Alley Marc"
Up Tighty Whities (10:11:51): None
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:13:38): It's come time we talk about the birds and the bees
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:14:34): See son, birds are feathered dinosaurs that fly. Bees were created by a famous Jew, Jerry Seinfeld.
Up Tighty Whities (10:15:34): Bees are Thicc
Up Tighty Whities (10:15:42): And your mom used to succ
Dr. Cornel Best (10:49:36): man I missed a lot
Trill Stein (10:52:30): Yea keep up nerd
Up Tighty Whities (11:36:21): I need to ask drunk pete some questions about his bachelor party
Up Tighty Whities (11:36:30): When will he be available
Dr. Cornel Best (11:36:56): Right now, gotta get through the workday somehow right?
Trill Stein (11:40:07): Nigga I'm on vacation
Dr. Cornel Best (11:40:19): Gotta get through family time somehow!
Dr. Cornel Best (11:40:24): Gotta get through life somehow!
Trill Stein (11:40:27): There you go
Up Tighty Whities (14:17:52): How do I sneak 9/11 into this
Up Tighty Whities (14:18:18): Or at least dirka dirka jihad
Up Tighty Whities (15:21:15): http://i.imgur.com/d90WY9S.jpg
Dr. Cornel Best (15:25:01): Her profile is mocking a guys profile who said the same in reverse originally lol
Trill Stein (15:26:54): I feel significantly dumber reading that GOD thing lol
Up Tighty Whities (15:40:21): yea i know
Up Tighty Whities (15:40:25): my operner to her was
Up Tighty Whities (15:40:32): So i see you like dank memes
Up Tighty Whities (15:40:35): she said yes
Up Tighty Whities (15:40:40): and i said we are number 1
Trill Stein (15:44:23): Sounds like marriage material
Dr. Cornel Best (16:32:43): Just read that God thing. Love how the student went into detail to describe things such as Mega Heat lol
Dr. Cornel Best (16:33:00): Crossfit is coming in between lori and our family \ufffd
Trill Stein (16:33:53): What happened lol
Dr. Cornel Best (16:36:31): I came home and shes complaining about how my parents are complaining it's all she does and leaves her with no time to clean
Dr. Cornel Best (16:37:13): My uncle from Virginia is coming up Thursday. My mom told her 'you're gonna skip crossfit that day" and she said "like, WHY would I do that?"
Trill Stein (16:37:28): Might be time to check their crossfire thetan levels
Dr. Cornel Best (16:37:30): "I'll just see if I can get out early!
Dr. Cornel Best (16:38:06): Then my mom suggested doing morning classes but that is out of the question apparently lol
Trill Stein (16:38:50): There is only Crossfit, there is nothing else
Dr. Cornel Best (16:39:14): You want to meet up? Let me just check my crossfit schedule first
Trill Stein (16:40:13): Sorry, crossfit elders say I have to focus on my explosive squats today
Dr. Cornel Best (16:41:17): They say my chi is currently not at acceptable CF levels
Dr. Cornel Best (16:49:05): I'm going to give my mom this as a christmas card
Dr. Cornel Best (16:49:06): http://imgur.com/KRnw89q
Dr. Cornel Best (17:19:25): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB4Nby2Ai-g&index=50&list=FL4EBknaKA790WEJ-DTcJi3w
Dr. Cornel Best (17:30:02): https://gfycat.com/UnlinedAdorableElectriceel
Dr. Cornel Best (19:24:39): Just realized my boss inadvertantly quoted Homer Simpson lol. "Pfft, seatbelts, they kill more people than they save!"
Trill Stein (20:52:03): Doctor says I need to eat Chinese food three times a week
Dr. Cornel Best (21:01:32): Says my MSG levels are dangerously low
Wednesday, 21 December 2016
Dr. Cornel Best (09:52:58): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTqhyHuKVKA
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:02:34): Poor Steve
Trill Stein (10:04:27): It was Ouya's turn!
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:05:04): Hillary's too
Trill Stein (10:05:48): I bet she loved the Ouya
Dr. Cornel Best (10:20:29): "I just love video games and television like the youths!"
Trill Stein (10:21:46): Hey young people, stop playing ya Ouyas for a minute so you can go vote for LGBT Kween Hilly!
Dr. Cornel Best (10:24:23): Just say "OUYA VOTE YASS ON PROP 69 SLAY KWEEN"
Trill Stein (10:24:50): Man Hillary gets us!
Trill Stein (10:25:06): Did you try that new Ouya game, spider solitaire?
Dr. Cornel Best (10:36:16): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7tbBxQFZl0
Dr. Cornel Best (10:39:56): long but well worth it trust me lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:47:52): Twas worth it
Dr. Cornel Best (14:27:23): http://m.imgur.com/5B4kRcb?r
Dr. Cornel Best (17:12:08): http://imgur.com/idH18yk
Dr. Cornel Best (18:31:51): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yZERI42eRU&feature=youtu.be
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:34:23): Yup
Dr. Cornel Best (18:34:43): https://i.reddituploads.com/1226131465424c9989e51772bd1f2030?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=54b081fa2db5420c4fa265bdad87429c
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:35:06): Yup
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:35:40): Hillary administration wouldn't have stopped it either
Trill Stein (18:37:01): This \U0001f3ac looks like \U0001f4a9
Dr. Cornel Best (18:37:43): Quick, tweet your most important political topic in 3 emojis or less!
Trill Stein (18:38:02): My goal for 2017 is to use more emojis with my male friends
Trill Stein (18:38:05): \U0001f44c
Dr. Cornel Best (18:39:07): that's a \ufffd\xa0(fuego (that means cool)) idea
Trill Stein (18:39:28): Wow this is really enriching my conversation!
Dr. Cornel Best (18:39:33): i also plan on adding more y's when I say hey
Dr. Cornel Best (18:39:34): heyyyyyyyy
Dr. Cornel Best (18:39:39): so you know im down to clown
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:39:44): \U0001f52b\U0001f4b0\U0001f437
Trill Stein (18:39:47): Heyyyyyy \U0001f643
Dr. Cornel Best (18:40:59): yasssss kweeeeeen
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:41:12): \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8\U0001f51c\U0001f1e9\U0001f1ea
Dr. Cornel Best (18:41:14): \ufffd movie but every time they say\xa0\ufffd\xa0it gets faster
Dr. Cornel Best (18:41:28): damn josh
Dr. Cornel Best (18:41:34): you could teach a poli sci class with those emoji skills
Trill Stein (18:44:29): \U0001f31c\u2b50\ufe0f + \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8 = \U0001f473\U0001f4a3
Trill Stein (18:46:57): \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8\u2796\U0001f3f3\ufe0f\u200d\U0001f308=\U0001f44d
Dr. Cornel Best (18:48:18): Damn
Dr. Cornel Best (18:48:23): tweet this at mike pence asap
Dr. Cornel Best (18:51:59): None
Dr. Cornel Best (18:52:22): is this white lady serious
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:54:38): \U0001f52f\U0001f443\U0001f4b0
Dr. Cornel Best (18:55:19): the globalist jews pray for our shekels?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:56:42): Man, when I got to Israel and they needed to convert my dollars to shekels, I thought they we joking
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:57:00): And it was supposed to read "Jews smell money"
Dr. Cornel Best (18:57:15): oh that's a nose, looked like hands together praying lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:57:37): \U0001f64f
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:57:38): \U0001f44f
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:57:47): Emoji got you covered
Dr. Cornel Best (18:58:47): \U0001f44f
Dr. Cornel Best (18:59:24): \U0001f44f YOU'RE \U0001f44f NOT\xa0\U0001f44f A\xa0\U0001f44f REAL\xa0\U0001f44f AMERICAN\xa0\U0001f44f UNLESS\xa0\U0001f44f YOU\xa0\U0001f44f CAN\xa0\U0001f44f EAT\U0001f44f A\xa0\U0001f44f FULL\xa0\U0001f44f 12\xa0\U0001f44f PIECE\xa0\U0001f44f KFC\xa0\U0001f44f BUCKET\xa0\U0001f44f
Trill Stein (19:00:21): \U0001f1e6\U0001f1f7\u2721\ufe0f\U0001f47a
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:00:39): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Alton_Harris?wprov=sfla1
Dr. Cornel Best (19:02:12): Harris' execution is specifically remembered for his peculiar choice of final words (recorded by Warden Daniel Vasquez): "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the grim reaper,"[12] a misquotation of a line from the 1991 film Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. The misquoted line ("You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.") was itself an adaptation of the traditional German Totentanz (danse macabre) illustration caption "Wer war der Thor, wer der Weise[r], wer der Bettler oder Kaiser? Ob arm, ob reich, im Tode gleich." ("Who was the fool, who the wise man, who the beggar or the Emperor? Whether rich or poor, [all are] equal in death.").[13] Harris' execution was the subject of a 1995 Dutch documentary film, Procedure 769, witness to an execution.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:02:26): Yup
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:02:32): Real American
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:03:08): And ate 21 piece bucket
Dr. Cornel Best (19:03:14): When I'm inevitably on death row, about to be executed, and am asked for my last words, I want to quote something shitty
Dr. Cornel Best (19:03:30): "I can't help you out of this one Jim"
Trill Stein (19:04:31): I resign as president of the bank
Dr. Cornel Best (19:07:21): I hacked government and corporate secrets
Dr. Cornel Best (19:09:33): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pkLvfFZnPk
Trill Stein (19:27:42): Amazing scene
Thursday, 22 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (08:41:02): My CEO sent a company wide email to follow him on tiwtter
Dr. Cornel Best (08:48:11): What's his twitter
Dr. Cornel Best (08:48:24): I'm going to make a account and pretend I'm an employee to trash talk him
Dr. Cornel Best (08:48:36): Then he'll try to find me in their system and waste some time lol
Up Tighty Whities (08:50:07): @SuckMyPresidentialCOC
Dr. Cornel Best (08:59:47): I can't find him hey waaaait a second
Up Tighty Whities (15:48:09): https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5jdljs/based_putin_isis_will_regret_what_they_have/
Up Tighty Whities (15:48:16): DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (15:52:00): This real?
Up Tighty Whities (15:52:58): jury still out
Dr. Cornel Best (15:55:27): Looks like people are struggling for a source then again he met turkey without the USA. Who knows
Trill Stein (16:40:26): My boy
Trill Stein (16:52:13): can we just wipe syria off the map so we can hear about other shit in the news for once, like what chloe kardashian is up to
Dr. Cornel Best (17:00:26): My uncle jack Han solo
Dr. Cornel Best (17:00:50): He said at his house in Vermont he opened up his door to go outside and there was a black bear right there taller than he was looking down
Dr. Cornel Best (17:01:03): I thought he was going to say he just shut and locked the door
Dr. Cornel Best (17:01:16): He said he grabbed a .22 he has hanging next to the door and shot it in the shoulder
Trill Stein (17:01:20): instead he froze it in carbonite
Dr. Cornel Best (17:01:31): His only regret was not having a larger caliber he said
Trill Stein (17:01:41): did that kill the bear
Dr. Cornel Best (17:01:52): Nah but he sure ain't like it
Up Tighty Whities (17:06:40): I've killed a bear with my hands.
Up Tighty Whities (17:06:45): Struggled allot
Up Tighty Whities (17:06:49): But he doed
Up Tighty Whities (17:07:02): I though gays were supposed to be easy to kill
Up Tighty Whities (17:07:13): I'm killing a twink next
Trill Stein (17:09:09): bravo
Up Tighty Whities (17:10:22): Thanks. I wanted a twist at the end
Dr. Cornel Best (17:20:07): My uncle also brought my dad this
Dr. Cornel Best (17:20:27): An ammo box
Dr. Cornel Best (17:20:32): None
Dr. Cornel Best (17:21:33): He brought us scotch an ammo box and cash, that was his gifts to us. He's a real life Ron Swanson lol
Trill Stein (17:21:35): nice
Trill Stein (17:21:37): time to kil
Trill Stein (17:22:00): now you just need solid gold bars
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:22:13): And steak
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:22:18): And a beard
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (17:23:23): And don't mention you're a commie
Dr. Cornel Best (17:24:15): I'm not going to he might treat me worse than that black bear
Up Tighty Whities (17:26:03): Maybe you aren't a commie. Just in your I am 14 and this is deep phase
Dr. Cornel Best (17:26:13): I'm 26 and this is deep
Dr. Cornel Best (17:26:29): That's how I talk mid sex
Up Tighty Whities (17:26:35): All hope is lost for josh. Cause he always Stallin
Trill Stein (17:26:56): ya'll a buncha freedom haters
Up Tighty Whities (17:27:01): You say this is deep to 14year olds?
Trill Stein (17:27:02): bet you never even seen nascar
Dr. Cornel Best (17:27:35): Nah just to haley who tells me to stop talking like a 14 year old
Up Tighty Whities (17:28:07): "COD, ALEGRBRA HOMEWORK. PROM IN 2 years
Dr. Cornel Best (17:28:53): NOBODY LIKES, YOU GOTTA LET ME GO TO THE SKATE RINK MOM
Dr. Cornel Best (17:28:59): NOBODY LIKES ME*
Up Tighty Whities (17:29:02): Splooge city bitch. Now make me a sandwich
Up Tighty Whities (17:29:28): Smell weed in time and say your are a pothead
Up Tighty Whities (17:30:11): You know what's sad yet not. We can never go to another prom unless our kids are losers
Up Tighty Whities (17:30:22): I had 1 good prom and 1 bad prom
Up Tighty Whities (17:30:32): I need the rubber match to win it all
Trill Stein (17:32:19): one prom was more than enough for me
Trill Stein (17:33:06): that kind of stuff is not something i miss at all about being an adult, i'm already starting to repress high school memories
Dr. Cornel Best (18:20:48): My mom's drinking. Asking my own grandmother if "have you met my liberal son?"
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:21:23): Liberal. Hah.
Dr. Cornel Best (18:22:03): That was what I wanted to say but instead I was the bigger person and just asked to not do this lol
Dr. Cornel Best (18:24:52): Don't need my WW2 vet bear shooting concealed carrying drunk uncle to know I'm socialist or even just a Democrat lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:27:35): Am I the only independent here?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:27:56): You stupid fucking ideologues
Dr. Cornel Best (18:28:08): Communism isn't an ideology it's reality
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:28:30): Says to Democrat
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:28:52): Says the Democrat*
Dr. Cornel Best (18:29:08): Eh I have no respect for what the state says about anything
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:29:21): Says the Democrat
Dr. Cornel Best (18:29:30): Don't tell my dad though
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:30:08): Anyone down for some blackmail?
Dr. Cornel Best (18:30:42): After he read that letter to the editor I never sent I think he knows a lot of my positions lol
Dr. Cornel Best (18:30:55): He said it would make people upset because it was so inflammatory
Dr. Cornel Best (18:31:05): And people would look into me etc
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:31:47): Best delete your Reddit account. Start anew.
Dr. Cornel Best (18:32:12): Was thinking that tbh
Trill Stein (18:32:12): You guys are so edgy lol
Dr. Cornel Best (18:32:19): Especially since I access it from my phone
Dr. Cornel Best (18:33:06): I just don't like that multiple entities are monitoring and logging my activity which, if the government isn't already doing, they just buy the information from Google etc.
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:34:04): Yeah I need to delete my Facebook for good. I only disabled it.
Trill Stein (18:34:19): I'm sure Obama is in the situation room right now poring through your Reddit comments lol
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:34:39): Honestly, Reddit is just as bad a cesspool as Facebook
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:34:53): Depending on the sub
Dr. Cornel Best (18:35:04): The history of the CIA and FBI keeping tabs on specifically leftist movements/groups/people is what scares me
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:35:16): COINTELPRO
Dr. Cornel Best (18:36:12): I honestly bet every user subscribed to a leftist subreddit is on some list on the NSA
Trill Stein (18:36:22): Lol
Dr. Cornel Best (18:37:15): You don't get it cause you're just a social democrat
Dr. Cornel Best (18:37:30): ;)
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:37:39): r/latestagecapitalism is definitely a target
Trill Stein (18:39:29): They're all like 16 lol
Trill Stein (18:40:46): Honestly my mom says the same thing about being on a watch list, but for being a catholic lol
Dr. Cornel Best (18:42:07): Well the difference is a documented history of leftist movements targeted by the FBI and CIA. The KKK was one of the only right movements to be followed by the likes of COINTELPRO
Dr. Cornel Best (18:43:40): None
Dr. Cornel Best (18:43:46): I'm going to stop before I go full charlie
Trill Stein (18:44:36): Embrace it
Dr. Cornel Best (18:46:42): Oh I do but I know it's not good conversation lol so I'm ma stop. And what's with kanye?
Trill Stein (18:48:35): Kanye Silvia?
Dr. Cornel Best (18:48:54): The man does not exist, only the legend
Trill Stein (18:56:11): Tell your family you love Big Brother
Trill Stein (18:56:18): it's the only way to survive the holidays
Trill Stein (18:56:34): also call your Christmas tree a Holiday Tree
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (18:57:14): Tell them the heebs next door have a Chanukah bush
Dr. Cornel Best (19:01:51): I got your Chanukah bush right hereeeee, and guess what it only ever has 1 candle
Dr. Cornel Best (19:04:02): You guys want to see the comedic stylings of Rene? We can still make his edison show
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:08:40): Edison? When?
Dr. Cornel Best (19:09:17): Today fool, check his fb
Dr. Cornel Best (19:09:26): I was just kidding though I'm not going to that shit
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:10:00): Where in Edison
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:10:28): Where is there stand-up in Edison
Trill Stein (19:22:09): its at JP
Trill Stein (19:22:27): aka Comedy High School
Dr. Cornel Best (19:22:48): Oh, you mean JP (just playin) HS
Trill Stein (19:22:52): if i was in NJ now i would honestly go just to see what Rene's standup is actually like
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:23:33): Is he performing for high schoolers?
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (19:24:04): Wonder how many Snapchat jokes he'll make
Trill Stein (19:25:27): You know what the hardest part about using snapchat is for us puerto ricans? passing the credit check at the verizon store
Dr. Cornel Best (20:59:31): You ever wonder how PitBull uses snapchat? I bet it goes like this "Hi I'm PitBull and now I'm on SnapChat"
Trill Stein (20:59:58): By the way my names Rene
Trill Stein (21:00:06): Let's have some fun tonight folks
Dr. Cornel Best (21:01:18): You ever wonder how PitBull orders at the drive thru? I be it goes like "I'm PitBull and I want a big mac"
Dr. Cornel Best (21:02:26): When PitBulls talking to his mama mia, what us puerto rican's call our mother, I bet he goes "Hello mother, It's me, PitBull. I know you named me Roger, but I figured at the young age of 35 PitBull was a better name for me"
Dr. Cornel Best (21:02:39): And that's the end of my PitBull material
Dr. Cornel Best (21:02:43): You've been a wonderful audience
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:02:51): Woof woof
Trill Stein (21:03:58): You ever wonder what pitbull would be like if he was a dog? He'd say hi I'm pitbull
Dr. Cornel Best (21:04:25): I'm Rene Polanco, and welcome to the Pit of Bull, my new stand up special
Trill Stein (21:04:30): You ever wonder what pitbull would say if he wanted to commit suicide? He'd say bye I'm pitbull
Trill Stein (21:04:48): We need to do standup
Dr. Cornel Best (21:05:46): Can we do a multiple person standup
Dr. Cornel Best (21:05:52): I feel like we do better playing off of each other
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:06:09): No one said we can't
Dr. Cornel Best (21:06:17): We're the Pits of Bull, and welcome to your new hell
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:06:29): Uh oh. Did we just start an improv group
Dr. Cornel Best (21:08:00): Some people start bands or sports teams, some start groups where multiple people impersonate a popular mainstream artist who named himself after a dog species
Trill Stein (21:08:00): Can we do beastie boys style stand up
Dr. Cornel Best (21:08:09): oh i like where this is going
Trill Stein (21:08:15): What's the deal with airline FOOD
Trill Stein (21:08:25): Why they always gotta be RUDE
Dr. Cornel Best (21:14:41): Don't you know us passengers are human TOO
Dr. Cornel Best (21:14:46): I'm gonna eat it ANYWAY
Dr. Cornel Best (21:19:53): We just need a improve troupe name
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:20:24): Next Gen Imp Men
Dr. Cornel Best (21:20:26): 3 Dudes and a (((Jew)))
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:20:36): Heyoooo
Trill Stein (21:21:00): (((Comedy)))
Dr. Cornel Best (21:21:02): That just makes us sound like midget demon men
Dr. Cornel Best (21:21:11): I think (((Comedy))) is assumed \ufffd
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:21:13): It means we're edgy
Trill Stein (21:22:50): They ain't wrong
Trill Stein (21:23:54): Let's make a video about shocking your immune system and jumpstarting your metabolism by eating fast food a few times a week
Trill Stein (21:24:06): Because that's what my mom said
Dr. Cornel Best (21:24:16): Did she? lol
Dr. Cornel Best (21:24:21): how did this come up/what was the rational
Trill Stein (21:24:29): She shocks her immune system with pills she buys online
Trill Stein (21:24:42): Imagine someone hit her immune system with a taser
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:24:50): How fast do you have to inhale the burgers?
Trill Stein (21:24:50): That's what her Umca pills do
Trill Stein (21:25:03): The faster the more effective
Dr. Cornel Best (21:25:13): Another question
Dr. Cornel Best (21:25:28): Why is shocking your immune system a good thing
Trill Stein (21:25:44): Your immune system gets lazy
Dr. Cornel Best (21:25:49): Ah
Trill Stein (21:25:52): Forgets what it's like to face a real challenge
Dr. Cornel Best (21:25:55): Well that's why I just lick public hand rails
Dr. Cornel Best (21:27:14): My mom wants my whole family to do this Gerson Miralce Diet BS thing
Dr. Cornel Best (21:27:34): it literally advertises partially as a 'natural cancer cure'
Dr. Cornel Best (21:27:35): its absurd
Trill Stein (21:28:32): Cancer HATES it!
Dr. Cornel Best (21:30:22): Carrots and other vegetables! My one weakness!
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:31:53): You should show your mom the scholarly research indicating that smoking herb prevents certain types of lung cancer
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:32:11): Also, jerking off prevents prostate cancer
Dr. Cornel Best (21:32:48): I'll pass on that second one
Trill Stein (21:32:53): What if I do both at the same time?
Dr. Cornel Best (21:33:04): I didn't know people did em separately
Trill Stein (21:33:56): You guys want to meet up at the park for a smoke n stroke
Dr. Cornel Best (21:44:22): So there I am with the Next Gen Imp Men, having a smoke and stroke, you fellas know what I'm talking about
Dr. Cornel Best (21:44:29): at this point, you guys go "ohhhh yeaaaaa"
Dr. Cornel Best (21:44:38): our whole stand up act is just inside jokes
Dr. Cornel Best (21:44:44): it's so avante garde
Dr. Cornel Best (21:44:51): that you'll never get it
Trill Stein (21:48:15): At what point do we do the drunk bitches dance
Dr. Cornel Best (21:48:31): STEVEEEEEEEEN
Dr. Cornel Best (21:49:17): Then we can just start saying "Cucks are out tonight" over and over, pointing out different members of the audience we identify as cucks
Trill Stein (21:52:11): Ok I'm gonna book our first gig
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (21:55:54): We need a name that screams the opposite of 4 cis gendered white males
Trill Stein (21:56:28): 4 non cis blondes
Dr. Cornel Best (21:56:37): The 4 lezi's
Dr. Cornel Best (21:57:21): ok 4 non cis blondes is way better lol
Trill Stein (21:57:45): Or Ben folds 6
Dr. Cornel Best (21:58:36): I'm watching the simpsons when Mr. burns has the trillion dollar bill. "The President printed a trillion dollar bill, and gave it to Mr. Burns, the most wealthy and therefore the most trustworthy American, to bring it over to Europe. \xa0It never arrived"
Dr. Cornel Best (22:00:15): this show has aged incredibly well lol
Trill Stein (22:00:40): It's a classic
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (22:01:43): Best Buy bargain bin FTW
Trill Stein (22:02:39): They need a box set of the essentials
Dr. Cornel Best (22:05:31): seasons 3-10
Dr. Cornel Best (22:05:35): essentials lol
Trill Stein (22:06:17): Time to torrent
Friday, 23 December 2016
Dr. Cornel Best (10:22:45): Its time for our cuckneck comedy tour
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:25:22): We could just use Cucksuasion Nation as our name
Dr. Cornel Best (10:27:22): Cuck White, Jeff Cuckworthy, Larry the Cuck Guy, and the other Cuck
Up Tighty Whities (10:35:23): I'm late to this party but Homer Simpson is god
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (10:36:10): Tardy Cuck over here
Dr. Cornel Best (10:41:24): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk
Up Tighty Whities (10:46:21): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J48dqyz_C6s
Up Tighty Whities (10:46:33): We doing this now ?
Dr. Cornel Best (10:49:40): I'm unemployed now, nothing better to do than watch youtube all day
GroupMe (11:27:06): Trill Stein changed the group's name to Cuckneck Comedy Tour
GroupMe (11:27:20): Trill Stein changed name to Jeff Cuckworthy
GroupMe (11:28:49): Jeff Cuckworthy changed the group's avatar
Jeff Cuckworthy (11:29:26): I changed the group avatar to St Joseph, the original cuck, the king of all cucks
Dr. MLcucK Jr. (11:29:45): I need a back story
Jeff Cuckworthy (11:30:25): So there is this couple that is engaged, Joseph and Mary
Dr. Cornel Best (11:30:54): He got cucked by the ultimate Bull - God himself
Jeff Cuckworthy (11:31:10): One night God tells Mary that she will carry his child, Jesus. It is an immaculate conception
GroupMe (11:31:30): Dr. Cornel Best changed name to Larry the Cuck Guy
Jeff Cuckworthy (11:31:32): Meanwhile her husband is not asked about this first, God just shoves in his BBC
Jeff Cuckworthy (11:32:13): So now good ol St Joseph is stuck raising a kid that isn't even his
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:32:44): Then Jesus, being the son of the ultimate bull, at the ripe of age 12 decides he's too good to be raised by a cuck and takes off
Up Tighty Whities (11:35:08): And then Kiss came down and killed the dinosaurs and that's why we have Christmas
Jeff Cuckworthy (11:35:18): Exactly, to make it even better, his child starts going "oh yea, god is my real father, this guy Joseph is a virgin LOL"
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:50:57): There's so much weird sex shit in the bible lol
Up Tighty Whities (11:56:26): You wouldn't know you virgin nerd
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:57:42): I'm a virgin cause all I do is read the bible :(
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:02): Nah. Bible bitches cray
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:12): You a virgin cause your a NERD
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:32): A gay nerd who deserves to be STONED
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:40): \ufffd
GroupMe (12:11:38): Dr. MLcucK Jr. changed name to Ron White Is Right
Jeff Cuckworthy (14:58:26): So @Ron White Is Right is Super Mario Run worth 10 bucks?
Jeff Cuckworthy (14:58:41): Also did you get the iPhone 7 or 7+
Ron White Is Right (14:58:59): Haven't bought it yet. Should probably get on that
Ron White Is Right (14:59:23): I ain't getting no iPhone ever again. Fuck apple
Jeff Cuckworthy (14:59:38): Oh cuz the game is only on apple until next year
Ron White Is Right (15:03:31): Well cuck me in the ass
Up Tighty Whities (15:22:30): Anyone want to get shotfaced tonight?
Jeff Cuckworthy (15:23:12): Not home till the 26th but I am willing to after
Ron White Is Right (15:23:31): None
Jeff Cuckworthy (15:49:16): I'm wasted!
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:00:22): unfortunately can't get shotfaced tonight
Jeff Cuckworthy (16:00:42): CAN'T or WON'T
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:00:46): going over haleys to finish packing for when we go to jamaica. gotta pack a parachute so on the way back I can escape to cuba
Jeff Cuckworthy (16:00:48): Because I'll spike your shit
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:02:23): nothing i enjoy more than being fed drugs without my knowledge!
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:04:56): I think I've herad lori talk on the phone about crossfit more than I've seen her study for her GRE coming up next week lpol
Jeff Cuckworthy (16:12:04): Everything I needed to know about the GREs I've learned from crossfire
Jeff Cuckworthy (16:12:06): Crossfit
Jeff Cuckworthy (16:12:28): Perseverance, problem solving, differential equations, it's all there
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:18:18): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0UKDH5UkAAtTUF.jpg
Jeff Cuckworthy (16:21:39): Lauren southern will be taught in every poli science class in 100 years
Jeff Cuckworthy (16:22:52): Class, open your iBooks to page 300 and we will read how the great philosopher Lauren southern asked an angry 18 year old college student to explain how to define gender
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:37:50): Apparently it's only 61 pages and 7 chapters lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:43:25): It is the current year. \nRight now, you -- yes, you -- young progressive millennial, can have almost anything you want. The world is your oyster, and there will always be more pearls to plunder.\nIs two genders not enough for you? Do you want more? Well, Facebook offers 58 genders for your self-identifcation pleasure.\nIs jerking off to porn not enough for you? Do you want more? Well, with a few hundred swipes and a few dozen shots, you can get sex with nothing but your iPhone and credit card.\nIs our society not inclusive enough for you? Do you want more? Well, rejoice, for every day a new petition or Twitter hashtag can give you the high of social consciousness and activism with nothing more than a few keystrokes or a mouse click.
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:43:28): here's the actual opening
Jeff Cuckworthy (21:10:20): Rogue one was so fucking good
Ron White Is Right (21:14:08): Yup. Only star wars movie that was actually a legit war movie
Jeff Cuckworthy (21:14:39): Oh yea I thought the same thing
Jeff Cuckworthy (21:14:57): The franchise is going through a renaissance now imo, fuck George Lucas
Ron White Is Right (21:18:54): Young Han Solo movie should be interesting
Ron White Is Right (21:19:33): But then again, tying things back to original trilogy too much could get stale
Jeff Cuckworthy (21:21:27): Yea I was already feeling that a little in rogue one but they did a good job not making it too derivative
Ron White Is Right (21:24:40): Yeah. Just enough Easter eggs but still fun.
Up Tighty Whities (23:24:51): I'm watching the Big Short and it's making me realize. Brian why can't you do these things. I want to short stuff
Saturday, 24 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (01:12:03): \U0001f346
Jeff Cuckworthy (02:47:16): \U0001f91c\U0001f3fe\U0001f44c
Up Tighty Whities (08:36:51): \U0001f346\U0001f4a6\U0001f60e
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:43:27): I'm googling "how to short the white race"
Jeff Cuckworthy (12:44:54): http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0Clke5PtGGA/TQciFS3Y99I/AAAAAAAAAls/m_Ni0W6D7uQ/s320/Dave-Chappelle.jpg
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:45:28): Uphold Chapellism
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:45:43): There's one rule and one rule only
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:45:46): Kill whitey
GroupMe (12:46:22): Jeff Cuckworthy changed the group's avatar
Jeff Cuckworthy (12:46:58): How great is this avatar
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:47:03): That picture is amazing lol Where'd you find it
Jeff Cuckworthy (12:47:13): Right here on GroupMe
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:47:56): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:48:02): They got some good cuck stuff
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:48:22): Some real good OC (original cuck)
Jeff Cuckworthy (12:51:34): I'm the OC OG
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:12:41): http://i.imgur.com/STw8pdb.png
Jeff Cuckworthy (14:17:43): wilfred is the kind of show that is funny for one ep but i cant watch the whole thing
Ron White Is Right (14:28:43): Was the show good?
Ron White Is Right (14:28:52): Was the dog real?
Up Tighty Whities (15:19:58): I watch the first couple seasons. I liked it
Up Tighty Whities (15:20:34): But I have superior taste then you plebs. I enjoy the finer things. Like MTN DEW and cool ranch Doritos
Ron White Is Right (15:21:02): Taco Bell #1
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:22:12): I liked Wilfred, I watched the first two seasons. Apparently it's over now
Jeff Cuckworthy (15:22:35): Cool ranch > nacho cheese
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:30:43): I agree and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:30:49): http://i.imgur.com/rFq3kjG.gifv
Ron White Is Right (16:30:57): https://youtu.be/cVr9BRW64wM
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:32:53): That's a professional REEEEE
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:35:03): Say some gangsta is dissin' ya fly girl, ya just give 'em one of these
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:35:09): https://i.redd.it/c43p1m3ikmzx.gif
Ron White Is Right (16:36:33): Man, og Simpsons will go down as necessary viewing for all humanity.
Up Tighty Whities (18:16:07): Happy jew Christmas
Ron White Is Right (18:25:27): Eh
Up Tighty Whities (18:26:46): Do you get gifts or your parents just say how disappointed in you they are like Christmas
Ron White Is Right (18:41:52): None
Jeff Cuckworthy (19:21:47): Some light beach reading
Jeff Cuckworthy (21:53:14): None
Jeff Cuckworthy (21:53:34): Really makes u think....
Ron White Is Right (22:19:41): Pete, have you seen "Dracula 3000"
Jeff Cuckworthy (22:19:53): No but it sounds right up my alley
Ron White Is Right (22:20:17): Dang
Sunday, 25 December 2016
Ron White Is Right (01:22:10): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (01:22:53): Marc remember the wicker man worst scenes
Larry the Cuck Guy (01:23:00): It does not do the movie justice
Ron White Is Right (02:52:07): @Jeff Cuckworthy Run the Jewels just released their new album via YouTube
Jeff Cuckworthy (02:53:18): Yea I heard, I'm on that. Can't wait to see them live in feb
Ron White Is Right (02:55:48): Merry Christmas
Jeff Cuckworthy (02:56:08): God bless us, everybody
Jeff Cuckworthy (03:08:18): Also I really want to film one of those videos where a soldier surprises his wife/family that he is home for the holidays, but this soldier jumps out of the bushes or tails his wife's car home
Ron White Is Right (03:10:51): Is the wife cheating on the soldier?
Jeff Cuckworthy (03:11:24): Yes with another soldier who is going to surprise them both
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:28:12): He's hiding in the other set of bushes right next to the husband soldier
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:11:45): Surprise wife, it's your husband! But don't worry sir, your wife isn't the only on with a surprise, here's the man she's been sleeping with while you've been away! Come on outta those bushes Joey!
Jeff Cuckworthy (10:12:22): Little do they all know that The Returning Vet Strangler is also in those bushes
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:15:03): And little does he know the vet strangler strangler is there too! Death to vet killers!
Jeff Cuckworthy (10:15:31): There are a lot of bushes in this park
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:16:08): And next to him is a liberal to let him know that strangling vet stranglers makes him as bad as the vet strangler
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:22:04): At least for today we can break the Jewish supremacy of hannukah
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:54:04): You may beat us 7-1 but your candle burning ass isn't shutting us out
Ron White Is Right (12:39:07): Hey you Jesus loving hippies\u2026
Up Tighty Whities (15:08:34): Okay you godless heathens
Up Tighty Whities (15:08:40): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:35:26): I have no idea what's going on in this game
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:35:27): None
Up Tighty Whities (15:36:05): They are making it great again
Ron White Is Right (15:45:54): You got American settlers?
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:47:02): Nah my cousin did
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:47:49): But none if us know the real rules so we're winging it
Up Tighty Whities (15:48:12): Whites win. The end
Jeff Cuckworthy (16:22:28): Is that like super settlers of Catania
Jeff Cuckworthy (16:22:31): Catan
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:30:45): We're almost done with the game and finally figured out how to win
Ron White Is Right (16:39:12): Kill the injuns?
Up Tighty Whities (16:40:18): Kill me all
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:43:56): There is a device card called "native support" where you can take 2 of whatever resource you want. Sounds more like "steal from the natives 2 of your choice" lol
Up Tighty Whities (17:29:01): Crying yelling and hissy fits. It's a Ruggiero Christmas
Jeff Cuckworthy (18:09:11): Sounds like my family
Jeff Cuckworthy (18:09:25): Must be an eye-Talian thing
Up Tighty Whities (18:35:51): None
Up Tighty Whities (18:41:03): I'm going full skater
Jeff Cuckworthy (19:01:53): Or skeeter
Up Tighty Whities (19:02:50): None
Jeff Cuckworthy (19:50:06): So far this Christmas has been our family calling everything liberal
Up Tighty Whities (19:50:19): Sorry pete but I'm the black friend now
Up Tighty Whities (19:50:27): And the fat funny one
Up Tighty Whities (19:50:40): I'm Craig Robertson
Jeff Cuckworthy (19:50:42): Oh a Keenan Thompson type
Jeff Cuckworthy (19:50:51): Wow we went different directions with that one
Jeff Cuckworthy (19:51:03): We need to get black on track
Up Tighty Whities (19:51:15): Black to the future
Up Tighty Whities (19:52:40): Empire strikes black
Up Tighty Whities (19:53:04): Broke Black Mountain
Jeff Cuckworthy (19:53:25): Lol broke black mountain
Up Tighty Whities (19:54:20): Works on so many levels. Unlike blacks
Jeff Cuckworthy (19:57:10): Now that is what I call a black joke. Merry fuckin Christmas
Up Tighty Whities (20:00:56): I'd be a great racist
Up Tighty Whities (20:01:05): Damn my tolerance
Monday, 26 December 2016
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:12:12): Just made it to Florida about to go to Jamaica and I have to say Jerry Seinfeld had it right, what IS the deal with airline food
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:13:54): Also at JFK I counted 6 bars within our gate. Why do airlines want drunk passengers so bad
Ron White Is Right (09:16:21): Not about drunk passengers. It's about the ability to mark-up alcohol 300%. It's capitalism, stupid.
Jeff Cuckworthy (10:25:46): Yea I paid 8 dollars for a blue moon at the airport last week, and that was the cheapest beer on the menu
Jeff Cuckworthy (10:28:20): When your flight is delayed for hours there is nothing to do but drink and think critical thoughts of all the middle eastern people waiting to go on your flight
Jeff Cuckworthy (12:38:17): https://twitter.com/obamamalik/status/813407965776646149
Up Tighty Whities (13:54:58): Malik is the Steve Brian is the barak
Up Tighty Whities (13:55:09): Pete is Michelle
Up Tighty Whities (13:55:25): I'm ivankas husband
Up Tighty Whities (14:01:48): My kids won't believe in Santa
Up Tighty Whities (14:01:55): But fear Krumpas
Jeff Cuckworthy (14:42:36): So you're (((Ivanka's Husband))) ?
Up Tighty Whities (14:44:28): There is no man here that would take her to pound town
Ron White Is Right (14:46:53): So Marc is a Jew?
Up Tighty Whities (14:47:45): To get in her fart box? Shabbat shalom
Up Tighty Whities (14:52:12): Serious note. Anyone want to start a theories channel of pop culture things
Ron White Is Right (14:53:58): I got one. Tim Allen's neighbor in "Home Improvement" was a nudist.
Up Tighty Whities (14:54:45): My saved by the bell theory
Up Tighty Whities (14:54:52): I know enough about editing
Ron White Is Right (14:55:41): Sure. You know how to rip content so we can use it in videos
Up Tighty Whities (14:56:05): I do
Ron White Is Right (14:56:27): Get to it whitey
Up Tighty Whities (17:52:10): R.L. Stines the Haunting Hour. We all need to watch these
Up Tighty Whities (17:52:15): They are so bad
Up Tighty Whities (18:22:53): Right Pete
Jeff Cuckworthy (19:44:13): You're supposed to call that gravy
Tuesday, 27 December 2016
Jeff Cuckworthy (15:14:13): West world is the real deal, you'll cowards need to watch it
Ron White Is Right (15:25:43): The ending is great. Let me spoil it for you.
Ron White Is Right (15:25:54): They're robots.
Ron White Is Right (15:27:54): Seriously though, it is a great show.
Up Tighty Whities (15:34:56): Carrie Fisher Died
Up Tighty Whities (15:35:23): If they try to take Mark Hammil away from me this year. I'm gunna lose it
Ron White Is Right (15:46:04): I'm curious to know how they'll fit that into Star Wars 8&9. They'll have to work in a death scene if they hadn't already killed off Leia
Up Tighty Whities (16:23:32): She will die of a broken heart since Kylo killed Han
Jeff Cuckworthy (16:35:13): It's the leading cause of death on tattooine
Up Tighty Whities (21:16:58): I went on the alt right again to look. I feel like I have to destroy my phone and leave the country
Ron White Is Right (22:10:23): When's the Alt-Forward going to emerge?
Ron White Is Right (22:10:45): Or the Alt-Back for that matter.
Up Tighty Whities (22:11:41): What's about Control Shift
Wednesday, 28 December 2016
Jeff Cuckworthy (09:32:50): So Smash Mouth posted a picture of Carrie Fisher as a tribute with their band name plastered on it lol\n\nhttps://twitter.com/RonArsenault/status/813888309978136580
Up Tighty Whities (10:06:37): Hey man. All the glitters is gold
Thursday, 29 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (09:28:23): I ain't never been this woke
Ron White Is Right (09:30:17): When the fuck someone gonna tell me why people be so hard for Bee Movie
Up Tighty Whities (09:30:39): You are a normie
Ron White Is Right (09:33:00): Alt-Normie
Up Tighty Whities (09:33:13): So you hate Jews?
Up Tighty Whities (09:33:32): Alt-Cntl-F4
Ron White Is Right (09:34:30): Only hate the Jews named Norman. It's a small cohort.
Up Tighty Whities (09:35:06): And Jesus. You hate Jews named Jesus
Ron White Is Right (09:36:08): Jesus' name wasn't Jesus
Up Tighty Whities (09:36:28): It was
Up Tighty Whities (09:36:32): JOSHUA
Up Tighty Whities (09:37:12): I imagine most white nationalists are Christina
Up Tighty Whities (09:37:21): So they love Jesus
Up Tighty Whities (09:37:27): Who was an Arabic Jew
Ron White Is Right (09:38:45): So, I hate myself. And Joshua translates to "God is salvation". And Joshua is God, so Joshua is salvation. But Joshua hates himself. Therefore, Joshua hates God.
Ron White Is Right (09:39:00): Flawless logic
Up Tighty Whities (09:39:12): There for God hates Joshua
Up Tighty Whities (09:39:19): So God Hates God.
Up Tighty Whities (09:40:07): Brian and Pete are gunna wake up to a weird conversation
Ron White Is Right (09:40:12): It all makes sense now. This has all just been some sad emo kid that hates himself and his out of the picture daddy
Jeff Cuckworthy (09:58:53): All I know is that I know nothing but bee movie memes
Ron White Is Right (17:22:45): http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/29/amazon-flying-warehouse-deploy-delivery-drones-patent.html
Jeff Cuckworthy (17:23:21): Sky net is here baby
Up Tighty Whities (17:23:57): Nah they will just become rasict drones and be shit down
Ron White Is Right (17:24:41): It's so hard to come to terms with my love for r/futurology and all the commie shit
Jeff Cuckworthy (17:25:19): I know what you mean, my life is a constant battle between my disgust of conspicuous consumption and love of new tech bullshit
Up Tighty Whities (19:41:07): I want robots
Up Tighty Whities (19:41:13): That I can treat like shit
Up Tighty Whities (19:41:32): Like woman but I don't have to put on a lease
Up Tighty Whities (23:32:44): How do I short Student loans?
Friday, 30 December 2016
Up Tighty Whities (11:17:37): None
Saturday, 31 December 2016
Jeff Cuckworthy (01:04:42): Ronda Rousey just got slaughtered, RIP comeback, press X to pay respects
Ron White Is Right (01:06:09): She get punched in da face?
Jeff Cuckworthy (01:06:41): Got her bhole destroyed apparently, lost in 47 seconds, her career is done
Jeff Cuckworthy (01:09:44): https://oddshot.tv/shot/Uzqca3xmca1FrLoqGZNbZHKB
Ron White Is Right (01:11:44): Dang
Jeff Cuckworthy (01:12:26): Wonder why she opted for a title fight after taking a year off
Ron White Is Right (01:12:40): No more thirteen year old boys gonna be wanking it to her beefy shoulders no more
Ron White Is Right (01:13:14): she took a year off?
Jeff Cuckworthy (01:13:43): Yea after holly hold she got all depressed and didn't do anything, lost a lot of her movie deals cuz she can't act too
Ron White Is Right (01:14:07): Sucks for her
Jeff Cuckworthy (01:14:34): Yea this makes me think she's not so tough. I beat up women half her size
Up Tighty Whities (08:05:39): Nunez is a beast
Up Tighty Whities (08:05:52): Ronda isn't gunna fight anymore
Up Tighty Whities (08:06:19): That was also Goldbergs last play by play in the UFC
Up Tighty Whities (08:06:32): Joe Rogan will be gone by July
Up Tighty Whities (08:07:43): Also holy shit she lost within a minute of the first round
Up Tighty Whities (23:21:55): Real or fake?
Up Tighty Whities (23:22:51): This is sick. Who takes a picture of a beached whale
Ron White Is Right (23:22:52): Probably really saggy
Sunday, 01 January 2017
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:23:48): Officially in Jamaica
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:24:12): Tried to send this my first day, welcome to Jamaica starter pack
Ron White Is Right (13:24:58): Haven't you been there for like a week?
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:25:48): Yea I have, I'm on bus with WiFi back to airport first time my wifis worked. Trying to send a pic
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:27:20): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:29:50): We got that out first day
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:30:21): A welcome to Jamaica starter pack mon
Ron White Is Right (13:30:58): Was it any good?
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:31:24): It was like high trade mids, 60 bucks for a q. Super mellow, perfect for our situation tbh
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:31:31): High grade*
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:32:18): Thetr were guys selling brownies on the side of the road and like 1/7 cars I saw a driver smoking a joint
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:32:38): As well as people just rolling up everywhere
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:33:45): 5/5 vacation this place is awesome if any of you are considering it
Ron White Is Right (13:35:51): Inexpensive?
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:36:58): Depends on the time of year but it can be. Ours was expensive but if you go a month after we did it's less. Also depends on the resort and how many excursions you do
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:37:20): We did 4 excursions over 6 days so that added to it
Monday, 02 January 2017
Jeff Cuckworthy (08:05:31): Living the dream
Jeff Cuckworthy (08:05:46): Did you get to smoke on the beach
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:14:07): Making my unemployment harder to overcome with my necklace/bracket and embracing my inner whiteness
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:14:49): We mostly smoked on the balcony but at the edge of the resort, there was a guy outside the fence constantly making the smoking motion, he's who we bought from and there was an on table resort near him where a bunch of old people were smoking with a rastafarian lol
Jeff Cuckworthy (11:38:10): http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/60071b4953dd41b2c0ca3c12755992a2/l.jpg
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:59:15): Oh also the "ya mon" is not a stereotype almost everyone there says it. One day, during a history tour with a private driver, the guy was telling us how Jamaica was owned by England for 400 years and every Jamaican is a desecration of a African slave. Me " wow that sucks" him "ya mon". I almost lost it lol
Ron White Is Right (13:59:55): Desecration?
Ron White Is Right (14:00:18): You mean descendant, right?
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:03:24): Yes descendant lol
Ron White Is Right (14:05:13): What other stereotypes are true? What's the secret ingredient in jerk chicken?
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:50:22): Scotchies peppers is the secret ingredient. Also everyone is very chill there. One bus we were on for a tour got into an accident with the car in front of us. They both got out of the car, flagged down a cop from the road who just drove by the accident didn't bother getting out or anything, within 5 minutes the whole thing was amicably over.
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:50:42): Like the cop just slowed his roll talking to them, looking at the damage and moved on lol
Ron White Is Right (14:52:30): Cause cops in Jamaica be smokin the herb mon
Tuesday, 03 January 2017
Up Tighty Whities (08:22:21): There is a song lyric that me think of Josh. "She moaned Oh My God. I replied God is Dead"
Up Tighty Whities (08:22:59): Seems like something you would do josh
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:23:12): "Jesus christ" "woah woah woah, who the hell is this jesus christ"
Jeff Cuckworthy (08:40:04): I gotta watch that movie again lol
Up Tighty Whities (13:34:33): None
Up Tighty Whities (13:34:48): are they radio hosts or gay porn stars
Up Tighty Whities (13:34:50): you decided
Jeff Cuckworthy (13:48:14): Why can't they be both, like Alex jones
Up Tighty Whities (13:54:55): None
Up Tighty Whities (13:57:29): None
Up Tighty Whities (13:58:33): Today I made Alex Jones and Dave Chapple a fictional gay couple. 2017 started off right
Up Tighty Whities (16:14:19): http://i.imgur.com/ARQAgxw.gifv
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:32:37): http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Mark-Zuckerberg-Atheist-Religion-Important/2017/01/03/id/766511/
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:32:42): my mom sent me this lol
Ron White Is Right (17:41:37): 1) who the fuck cares about cuckerberg's religious beliefs? \n\n2) the fuck is newsmax?\n\n3) which fuckwit editor at newsmax said this was newsworthy?
Ron White Is Right (17:43:36): "damn it Jim, I wanted the latest beat on Zuckerberg and God on my desk yesterday"
Ron White Is Right (17:44:51): Jesus, looking at it now, all the major outlets are running the same fucking story. I hate American media so much.
GroupMe (17:45:49): Ron White Is Right changed the group's name to Clicks For God
GroupMe (17:46:38): Ron White Is Right changed name to Clickbait > Jailbait ???
Clickbait > Jailbait ??? (17:47:53): In the name of the Lord, for all that is holy, you will click this link.
Clickbait > Jailbait ??? (17:50:12): You click this link today and we can increase our traffic 17% on off-peak days. That's more money in God's pockets\u2026 and yours \ufffd
Clickbait > Jailbait ??? (17:53:28): Why haven't churches gotten into the clickbait game. Automate them tithings. God is so basic.
Clickbait > Jailbait ??? (17:56:21): Brian, this should be your next career move. Establish the BuzzFeed of the Catholic Church. \n\nPontifFire.com
GroupMe (17:57:56): Clickbait > Jailbait ??? changed name to PontifFire.com
Up Tighty Whities (18:08:47): http://i.imgur.com/z4oi5y8.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (18:11:00): your mom really wants you to be religous brian
Up Tighty Whities (18:11:57): but if you were all the premarital sex you have with condoms wouldnt send you to hell you gay virgin nerd
Up Tighty Whities (18:12:15): all the dicks you suck would though
Up Tighty Whities (19:39:31): Paint ball in Monroe. Who wants in ?
PontifFire.com (19:44:55): I'm down for paintball
Up Tighty Whities (19:45:09): Nude though
Up Tighty Whities (19:45:14): Only nut shots
PontifFire.com (19:45:21): #BlueBalls
Up Tighty Whities (19:45:37): #BlackandBlueBalls
Up Tighty Whities (19:46:22): My google maps is just liquor stores comic shops and random thoughts I have to look up
Up Tighty Whities (20:57:28): If I match. First thing I tell her I voted for trump. Not true but way to good to pass up
Wednesday, 04 January 2017
GroupMe (10:23:28): Jeff Cuckworthy changed name to Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit
Up Tighty Whities (11:38:30): mind blown
PontifFire.com (11:39:58): What about guy fieri?
Up Tighty Whities (11:40:58): None
PontifFire.com (11:41:14): My man
Up Tighty Whities (11:42:35): its like a pokemon evolution try
Up Tighty Whities (11:42:37): tree
Up Tighty Whities (13:11:38): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCnrbzBSqNU
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:14:03): I'm a simple man, I see shrek, I like it
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:14:28): Also my ex boss is texting me, happy new years btw where are these files? Lol
PontifFire.com (13:14:40): Don't answer him
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:15:19): I haven't
Up Tighty Whities (13:16:18): Say right here and send him a picture of your ass
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:16:36): One of things he'd asking for I never made because it didn't make any sense, the other I never finished but know where it is.
Up Tighty Whities (13:20:19): Send him a dick pic and say Audit This
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:20:51): I got nothing to do, time to work on getting a fake spoofed phone number and making this a reality
Up Tighty Whities (13:38:23): Anyone else love what I call a shotgun poop.
Up Tighty Whities (13:38:58): You are shitting and you have like small nugget coming out but then you fart and it shoots out
PontifFire.com (13:39:39): You a fucking rabbit?
PontifFire.com (13:39:49): Poop like a real man
Up Tighty Whities (13:49:02): my bad for having many fruits and vegetables in my diet
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:07:07): Oh I had a shotgun poop this morning
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:07:13): First poop, hard, 2 small nuggets
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:07:37): Then like 30 minutes later, had to shit again, sat down, came out in one blast and was above average sized poop
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:07:59): Almost instantaneous. It was really cool
Up Tighty Whities (14:59:23): why is Louis CK a cuck?
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:37:59): If you have to ask, you're a cuck too \ufffd
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:38:06): https://i.reddituploads.com/0979b67251a04ac39d2816798bea931f?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=a685e4c450307bbc244a49f03e33b06a
PontifFire.com (16:41:30): All hail snoo
Up Tighty Whities (16:54:03): Hey Man, cucking aint easy, you gotta bang peoples wives
Up Tighty Whities (16:54:08): its a tough job
Up Tighty Whities (16:54:12): some really ugly
PontifFire.com (16:54:55): Who's it harder on, you or the cuck?
Up Tighty Whities (16:55:15): me, the cuck likes it
Up Tighty Whities (16:55:18): doesnt he
Up Tighty Whities (16:55:21): i really dont know
Up Tighty Whities (16:55:45): all i know is never type cuck tales into google images looking for a funny image
Up Tighty Whities (16:55:49): lots of dicks
Up Tighty Whities (16:55:52): like alot
Up Tighty Whities (16:55:59): even on safe search
Up Tighty Whities (17:08:08): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:16:07): Lol asking Google for safe search of cuck tales
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:16:39): Google, find me arianna grandes butthole, safe search on
PontifFire.com (17:16:57): I'd watch Disney's Cuck Tales
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:20:23): Google, find me arianna grandes bowel movements a day after she ate three ghost peppers
Up Tighty Whities (19:50:12): 2017 I'm gunna find a nice girl who is funny and sweet and good looking and can deadlift 405
Up Tighty Whities (19:50:29): THUNDER THIGHS
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:50:48): Would you settle for just a girl
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:50:58): Cuz I could find you one of those
PontifFire.com (19:50:59): Ronda Rousey
Up Tighty Whities (19:51:39): Rhonda can't lift shit
Up Tighty Whities (19:51:57): I'd fuck Paige van Zant though
PontifFire.com (22:06:25): Yo did you all know that Sunny season 12 premieres tonight and purposefully not tell me
PontifFire.com (22:06:28): It's on right now
PontifFire.com (22:07:06): Thankfully my DVR is recording it
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (22:07:44): I'm watching season 11 now since it's just on Netflix
Larry the Cuck Guy (22:14:26): Fuuuuck I forgot
Thursday, 05 January 2017
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (07:40:05): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR1KrApuXTM
Up Tighty Whities (09:30:28): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30XOnleTw_w
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:55:53): i know i'm late on this one but my new favorite meme at the moment is the Build Up Speed For 12 Hours one
PontifFire.com (10:14:31): Honestly have no clue what you mean. I'm not internetting right
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:02:46): some guy made this insanely complex video explaining how he beats a level in super mario 64 by only pressing the A button 0.5 times
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:03:17): it involves doing something for 12 hours to build up speed and delves into explaining concepts like Quantum Parallel Universes, de facto speed, etc
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:03:40): now it is a top notch meme and one of the greatest arguments for capitalism, because when people aren't working this is the inevitable outcome
PontifFire.com (11:04:01): O. I've seen that video
PontifFire.com (11:04:18): Gotta trick the spider
PontifFire.com (11:04:27): And stand on the slope
PontifFire.com (11:04:36): Then jump to the next map
PontifFire.com (11:05:05): By raising the spider up on an imaginary platform
PontifFire.com (11:05:55): I hate that I know this
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:06:50): just make sure your QPU is aligned
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:55:15): Also holy shit @ this Chicago torture vid
PontifFire.com (11:55:40): Fuck Trump
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:56:02): Kill all whites
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:56:18): Chappelle should be thrown in jail for this one
PontifFire.com (11:57:09): What did the kids who held whitey captive think would happen to them in the aftermath of the video's release?
PontifFire.com (11:57:23): What was the thinking
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:58:18): Don't livestream your torture vids, This is torture 101
PontifFire.com (11:58:28): "Let's kidnap a tard, threaten him with knives, make him drink toilet water AND post a video of it all for the public to see"
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:59:25): One of the guys apparently promoted his soundcloud in the video too lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:00:01): I don't agree with the guy kidnapping and torturing a retarded person but damn is his mixtape fire!
Up Tighty Whities (12:14:21): Someone Check the Donald and Alt Right subreddts
Up Tighty Whities (12:14:28): i want to see what they say
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:15:32): What do you think they say lol
Up Tighty Whities (12:15:40): https://i.redd.it/hah6em055w7y.png
Up Tighty Whities (12:15:53): top post of the donals
PontifFire.com (12:16:57): MTV used to be cool
PontifFire.com (12:18:12): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:17:30): Just got caught up with the news
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:17:40): Uphold Chapelleism
Up Tighty Whities (13:19:27): https://i.sli.mg/DRrUWq.png
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:28:02): Honestly
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:28:04): Fuck Barack Obama
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:41:02): http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1474/40/1474409792168.png
PontifFire.com (13:42:49): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:43:05): lol alex jones
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:43:10): chris christie
PontifFire.com (13:43:14): I hope we get an Emperor in the US soon
PontifFire.com (13:43:25): Really, it's what we need
PontifFire.com (13:44:18): It's what we crave
Up Tighty Whities (14:44:56): Expendables 4 to be made boys
Up Tighty Whities (14:45:01): we going opening day?
Up Tighty Whities (14:45:10): or to get an early screening?
PontifFire.com (14:45:32): 3 sucked hard.
Up Tighty Whities (14:45:48): Ronda Ruined it
Up Tighty Whities (14:45:54): who lets a woman in the expandables
PontifFire.com (14:46:01): Eh. Probably cause it wasn't R rated
Up Tighty Whities (14:46:10): i want juiced up man meat
Up Tighty Whities (14:46:21): terry cruz with and automatic shotgun
Up Tighty Whities (14:47:03): http://www.blackfilm.com/read/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Terry-Crews-The-Expendables-3-pic.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (14:47:10): thats what i want
PontifFire.com (14:47:55): I want an Expendables x Jurassic Park mashup
Up Tighty Whities (14:48:03): http://photo.boxingscene.com/uploads/rousey-nunes-fight%20(13).jpg
Up Tighty Whities (14:48:06): not this
Up Tighty Whities (14:48:53): https://resources.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/a/1/b/t/y/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349.1a1bca.png/1477963912413.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (14:49:12): those are actual sized dinosaurs in his hands
Up Tighty Whities (14:49:40): the internet man
Up Tighty Whities (14:49:41): https://sli.mg/cRWnhx
PontifFire.com (14:50:56): Fucking Ahmed.
Up Tighty Whities (14:52:05): Black Brown White Asian, All people are terrible
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:05:58): Ahmed was a plant
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:06:13): By the (((globalists)))
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:32:54): that's some good FAKE NEWS
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:33:14): also expendables 3 was a steaming turd. franchise peaked with 2
Up Tighty Whities (15:48:05): On the real, Ahmed didnt make that clock, he took apart another clock. Bitch a poser and he got caught up in the biggest shit storm in a long while and nigga DIDNT EVEN MAKE THE CLOCK
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:58:19): That whole week must have been like a curb your enthusiasm episode for Ahmed
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:13:07): http://www.blazingcatfur.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ahmed-mohamed-muslim-clock-bomb-boy-hoax-scam-jihad-obama1-620x593.jpg
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:14:37): Cool clock Ahmed is one of my favorite conservative outrage stories
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:47:47): My boss called my dad asking about those files
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:48:16): I'm living in the sitcom timeline
Up Tighty Whities (16:49:40): Your boss really doesnt understand the concept of fired does he
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:50:50): Tell him if he wants the files he's gonna have to hire you as a contractor ;-)
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:50:57): 50 an hour baby
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:51:18): And the first 5 hours are orientation
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:51:41): Then the next hour is showing him how to get to My Documents
Up Tighty Whities (16:52:47): then open up a jpeg of you smoking a joint and have the\xa0captions "Suck It Boss Man"
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:53:14): For real fuck this guy and fuck his files
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:02:11): there's two files he's looking for. one is right there
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:02:23): so
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:02:34): the other doesn't exist because he asked for it the week beore my final week, and my final week we were all hands on deck for a different report
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:02:35): he can press that "Insert Graph" button himself
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:03:57): Lol well it's not your problem anymore
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:04:55): i can only have so much sympathy for a man who made around 50k off of my labor in 1.5 years, who let me go the way that he did
Up Tighty Whities (17:05:56): Small businesses are the worst
Up Tighty Whities (17:06:05): get me a fortune 500 company
Up Tighty Whities (17:06:11): they never do anything wrong
Up Tighty Whities (17:06:41): you guys should invest in Enron
Up Tighty Whities (17:06:46): great company
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:20:34): this is like a bad dream i just got another text from him
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:20:37): at least they have HR departments. also comapnies less than 15 employees have a lot less federal regulation they have to follow
Up Tighty Whities (18:21:51): just tell him you dont work for him anymore
Up Tighty Whities (20:03:22): lol just all the Pics and those words
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:04:47): Beautiful lol
Up Tighty Whities (20:29:51): Brian I'm going to show you a picture. Try not to cum in your pants
Up Tighty Whities (20:29:57): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:35:11): oh man
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:35:22): i know you told me to try not to cum my pants, but this was too good
Up Tighty Whities (20:36:22): You gotta clean them
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:38:31): This is my swamp
Friday, 06 January 2017
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:36:47): https://i.redd.it/ptu1o0093x7y.png
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:37:40): In this image are two Australian libertarians who didn't trust the governments regulatory agency on pharmaceuticals so they drank colloidal silver for its "health effects". It also happens to turn your skin blue.
PontifFire.com (08:50:48): Free markets baby! Woo!
Up Tighty Whities (08:54:51): Brah that's like 6 years old. You don't meme
PontifFire.com (08:56:48): Also, those look like Americans
Up Tighty Whities (08:57:23): Looks like Brian just got hit with some Fake News
Up Tighty Whities (08:57:35): Can't trust a commie
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (08:57:46): I bet russsia sent him those pictures
Up Tighty Whities (08:59:38): Reports now in they Brian had a private email server that was hacked by the Russians to have Pete have more dank memes
Up Tighty Whities (09:05:12): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BqAOLf2cOQ
PontifFire.com (09:05:17): Sneaky Pete
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:05:19): I was mistaken they are Americans
Up Tighty Whities (09:05:24): those people are in this video
Up Tighty Whities (09:05:28): from 2009
Up Tighty Whities (09:05:48): Brian is a damn normie
Up Tighty Whities (09:06:51): Also Brian there is an American Flag in the background in the photo of the dude in the suit
PontifFire.com (09:07:03): Marc an autist
Up Tighty Whities (09:07:35): I'm Artistic not Autistic Josh
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:15:15): You don't have to be American to appreciate FREEDOM
PontifFire.com (09:52:38): The negroes doing anything later?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:59:31): Lemme see
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:12:08): Getting drunk, getting high, gonna fly, gonna die
PontifFire.com (10:12:37): Let's record a podcast
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:37:31): Commie-D Central
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:39:30): Great we have our name
Up Tighty Whities (10:40:39): New Title: 2 Commies (Brian and Josh), an EYE Talian (Pete), and The Last Best Bastion of Hope for Humanity who also crushes puss and fights space crime (Me)
Up Tighty Whities (10:41:20): 2CAEATBBOHFHWACPAFSP will be the best podcast ever
PontifFire.com (10:42:48): What's everyone doing later
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:45:02): Honestly idk. Haleys coming over and I think we're trying to plan our future few months career wise, but that will probably be pushed to tomorrow due to alcohol and bud
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:45:35): Obviously all future planning works better after a few drinks and puffs ;)
Up Tighty Whities (10:54:39): I gotta a thing with some people
Up Tighty Whities (10:54:49): the thing is a going away party
Up Tighty Whities (10:54:55): people cowrokers and hookers
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:55:26): Nothing like a good hooker
Up Tighty Whities (10:56:32): hooker with a heart of gold
Up Tighty Whities (10:56:40): and puss full of jizz
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:05:43): That reminds me, haley said her friend myra got into a fight with Paul and brought up me and haley and something we did for each other. Apparently I was described as "ice cold with a heart of gold".
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:06:16): isnt that kind of contradictory lol
Up Tighty Whities (11:06:39): you are luke warm at best
Up Tighty Whities (11:07:21): You are luke warm with a colon of copper
Up Tighty Whities (11:07:39): Im Super Hot with a Liver of Steel and Brita Filters
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:11:42): I don't think so, it's like Stalin who did nothing wrong who killed for the greater good
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:11:48): Kulaks deserved worse tbh fam
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:14:19): the only good kulak is a dead kulak tbh fam
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:14:25): seize the means
Up Tighty Whities (11:32:05): Brian cant even seize the Memes
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:32:55): how does this man expect to organize the proles
Up Tighty Whities (11:33:24): cant even get the john Lemons and the Robbie Rottens to agree on the lambsauce
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:42:47): Lol fullcommunism has posts nows about seized memes
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:43:29): oh then you're good
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:43:37): time to begin the revolution
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:45:36): The revolution will not be televised, but it will be meme'd
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:46:27): tfw you storm the white house to institute full communism
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:49:04): Change.org petition to change our government to communism pls obama
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:49:57): maybe obama will do it in his last day in office
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:50:00): why not, throw the commies a bone
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:59:52): I wish Obama was the communist fox painted him as :(
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:00:12): Instead we got a Republican in blackface :(
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:00:28): Not my president!
Up Tighty Whities (12:04:02): None
Up Tighty Whities (12:32:19): https://i.reddituploads.com/f5d0cefda9dd4f7ab06d5a83a02f4c26?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=efffd47121eca7dbd7c5836e8f539012
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:32:46): Don't get on that boat black people
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:33:04): Thanks (((autocorrect)))
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:34:31): reminds me of when i was talking to this girl i was friends with irl on tinder, and as we were chatting she accidentally used the word nigger
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:34:52): and shes like "omg that was autocorrect" and i asked her why her autocorrect went to that word
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:35:01): and i think that was the end of our interactions with each other
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:36:17): That reminds me of a time I was talking to a girl who at the time I'd hooked up with a few times. I was drunk. She said "your" instead of "you're" and I never get to correct people on it, normally people correct me. So I said "you're*" and she took it so personally we never hooked up again
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:37:01): worth it imo
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:38:15): Yea she if she can't care about our common language, how can she care about our mutual feelings
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:39:51): this all could have been avoided if you used a winking emoji
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:41:09): emojis are to women what bones are to dogs
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:41:28): a clever diversion that they fall for every time you you want to lock them up in a crate
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:46:36): "They want to put me in a fucking box" -women, on emojis
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:47:38): nah baby it's cool \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:58:16): Tell a woman you want to put your dick in her vagina and the whole world goes crazy. Tell her you want to put your eggplant emoji in her cat emoji, and nobody blinks an eye.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:04:17): \U0001f449\U0001f44c
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:06:41): I feel like that will be the future of pickup lines
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:07:04): Tinder already took a lot of the legwork out of building a rapport and mutual interests with a person before boning
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:07:20): We're reverting back to our more animal instincts. Hot? Not? Bang, don't bang.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:08:25): i dont think you ever needed mutual interests and rapport to go to pound town
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:08:32): you just need to be 6 feet tall have a beard and tattoos
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:11:21): if i had to connect with a girl to have sex id still be a virgin
PontifFire.com (13:11:34): Pair of 3" stiletto heels and tinder Hall of Fame here I come
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:11:44): "hey my name is pete, i spent about two hours yesterday on an internet forum trying to convince people that i had never hard of garlic bread before"
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:11:44): Well for ugos like us we have to pretend to connect at least
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:11:57): "Oh your cats really intuitive? That's so cool"
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:15:34): "Oh you went to kean? My sister has a friend who's sister went there! We have so much in common, and soon, that will include our sexual juices."
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:15:58): you should let me go raw dog!
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:16:24): man thats the key for ugly people to get poontang
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:16:31): its all about your friend's sister
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:16:38): and how similar she is to this girl that you want to pound
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:17:00): you grew up in minnesota? no way, my friend's sister lives there! hey, do you want get out of here and go back to my place?
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:18:22): It's in Minnesota!
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:18:47): Id love to introduce you to my friends sister after we have sex
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:19:22): She's totally real and not a fictitious device I invented to get this dong in that thong
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:19:48): Anyone want to work this weekend lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:19:52): Clean windows sweep
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:20:26): I forgot that there's no true unemployment when there's construction work to be done.
PontifFire.com (13:23:33): I'm good. Got grad apps to work on. Gotta go into debt if you really wanna make it in America
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:24:24): its part of what makes america great
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:25:05): Ugh. I don't want to do this. I thought living off the system was supposed to he a lot more glamourous. Where's all these queens on welfare I heard so much about
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:25:35): Residing over the kingdom of Handoutopia
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:26:55): Marx save meeeee
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:27:13): Marx can't hear you now!
Up Tighty Whities (13:28:59): Handoutopia you mean europe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe\U0001f473\U0001f3fe
Up Tighty Whities (13:29:26): Dirka Dirka Jihad welcome to Germany
Up Tighty Whities (13:53:28): #NiggerNavy is really funny
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:54:21): i think i need to distance myself from the alt right
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:54:36): Everyone should, they're nazis
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:54:37): been seeing way too much of their crap since this chicago thing
Up Tighty Whities (13:54:44): nah this is black people twtter
PontifFire.com (13:54:47): None
Up Tighty Whities (13:54:50): black people having a ball
Up Tighty Whities (13:55:07): https://i.redd.it/hagboo9zm48y.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (13:55:25): the black community turned a snafu into a comedic meme
Up Tighty Whities (13:55:28): good for them
Up Tighty Whities (13:55:41): Hey wait a minute
Up Tighty Whities (13:55:52): follow me on this camera guy
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:56:00): Shots at Fort Lauderdale airport. I was just there last week. Yeesh.
Up Tighty Whities (13:56:18): cant we go one day
Up Tighty Whities (13:56:21): with 1 meme
Up Tighty Whities (13:57:46): also most imporatant question
Up Tighty Whities (13:57:51): what color was the shooter
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:59:42): come on islam, big money big money no whammies
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:03:51): https://i.redd.it/0bibhnvgbz7y.png
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:03:54): The fact they haven't said yet makes me feel it's a white male. Otherwise trump would be tweeting about it already
PontifFire.com (14:05:27): Former white house press Sec was there. Live tweeting
PontifFire.com (14:05:39): Ari Fleischer
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:05:54): "#niggernavy save meee"
PontifFire.com (14:06:00): 3 confirmed dead
PontifFire.com (14:06:50): Florida is also incredibly liberal in how they handout concealed carry permits
PontifFire.com (14:07:19): Could've just been an upset white dude that was legally allowed to carry.
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:07:26): Gotta stand your ground
PontifFire.com (14:07:27): Maybe he was just standing his ground
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:07:29): the suspect is in custody so let's see
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:07:36): I heard he was gunned down
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:07:52): Well read. But ik, time to place your bets
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:07:59): Ok*
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:08:43): I say white male. This seems to disorganized for Islamic terrorists, more likely a deranged lone white man imo. That's where I'm putting my money
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:10:49): but are muslims going to let a white man beat them at their own game
PontifFire.com (14:11:01): Probably white guy. Only made it to baggage claim. No security checks needed. Maybe former airport employee. Maybe saw another man waiting to pick up his GF at the same baggage claim.
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:11:34): Pete, white man invented the game
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:11:45): but muslims perfected it
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:11:53): like black people with basketball
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:12:12): this does seem like a honkey's MO tho
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:12:24): It definitely is
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:12:30): Dude also went in with only a 9 mm
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:12:41): Obviously planning was not his strong suit
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:13:21): still killed like 5 people
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:16:56): gun control debate time!
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:17:20): Trump will keep my guns safe
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:17:34): In fact I'm going back out to Luthers guns to load up more
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:18:01): the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:18:14): or multiple good guys with guns, firing into a crowd at one bad guy with a gun
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:18:14): Lol
Up Tighty Whities (14:28:16): My money is on a Dog
Up Tighty Whities (14:28:22): Silent hill 2 ending bitch
Up Tighty Whities (14:28:47): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw
Up Tighty Whities (14:29:16): Also since they havent said it im\xa0going to say its a minority, the MSM is so liberal
PontifFire.com (14:30:02): Then why did NBC hire to Fox news bitches
PontifFire.com (14:30:06): Boom
PontifFire.com (14:30:15): Two*
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:30:38): d@ng
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:30:45): the police prob didnt release the name yet
Up Tighty Whities (14:31:21): NBC owns MSNBC
Up Tighty Whities (14:31:30): and discovery
Up Tighty Whities (14:31:38): and a bunch more
Up Tighty Whities (14:31:45): so its all the same
Up Tighty Whities (14:32:00): AND YOU CANT CUCK THE TUCK
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:32:48): I agree it's all the same a bunch of liberal nonsense. Fox provides a the only other talking point, so we can debate between center right and far right positions. Yayyy. Fox would have said it's a Muslim though if it was.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:33:05): where is our communist news channel lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:33:16): for the 60 year old communists
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:34:09): "Witness on Fox News who called in just reported more shots fired at parking garage at Ft. Lauderdale airport. Told to lay on the floor"
PontifFire.com (14:34:13): Ain't even that MSM is liberal that's the problem. It's consolidation into five or six companies, industry wide that is at issue
PontifFire.com (14:35:34): Concentration of power in media industry is what gives the allure that they're all the same
PontifFire.com (14:36:22): Most people's opinions vary wildly, but there aren't 1000 media empires. Just 5
Up Tighty Whities (14:36:39): Brah
Up Tighty Whities (14:36:43): you dont even know
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:36:50): i think most people only care about like one or two issues
Up Tighty Whities (14:36:56): its my job to deal with the netwroks
Up Tighty Whities (14:37:02): everyone is the smae
Up Tighty Whities (14:37:18): Pussy and lifting
Up Tighty Whities (14:37:21): my two
Up Tighty Whities (14:37:27): i need to crush both
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:41:07): lofty goals
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:44:52): https://twitter.com/Stewartmoore/status/817451894897594368
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:44:55): we were way off
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:47:19): There's only 5 and they're all libtards
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:47:26): Or 6 whatever
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:47:45): Where's my CCCPTV
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:50:23): "Today on CCCPTV - it's all bad, like really bad"
Up Tighty Whities (14:50:24): I said Minoarty
Up Tighty Whities (14:50:32): So i win
Up Tighty Whities (14:50:38): gimme America
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:51:55): We're living in a neoliberal wet dream, a communist nightmare
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:52:26): "Today On CCCPTV, Obama - republican or worse?"
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:52:46): It's be interesting to have a side call every politician they don't like nazis instead of communists
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:52:51): GODDAMN LIBERALSSSSSSSSSSS
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:53:01): LIBERALS GET OUTTTTTTT
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:53:29): people call the right nazis all the time lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:55:29): Well now it's fitting at least ;)
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:55:37): A duuuuuuur
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:56:22): lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:56:28): god bless em
Up Tighty Whities (14:57:44): http://www.tactics.com/nike-sb/dunk-high-elite-skate-shoes/black-black-white-purple-haze-box-dunk
Up Tighty Whities (14:57:50): i might get these
Up Tighty Whities (14:57:54): i know you arent sneaker heads
Up Tighty Whities (14:57:57): but thoughts
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:59:33): im not a fan but if you like em go for it
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:00:17): They look cool imo
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:00:26): But I'm not a shoe expert
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:58:12): Did anyone have lone Hispanic man from Alaska? That's who the shooter was. Estaban Santiago
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:59:50): Originally from NJ
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:59:53): Actually he was a NJ native
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:59:54): Yea
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:59:59): flew in with the gun in his luggage, wow
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:00:02): JerseyStrong
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:00:16): Good job TSA
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:00:22): One job
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:00:25): it was checked
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:00:32): not like his carryon
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:00:58): Well I thought they at least X Rayed checked luggage for this exact reason
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:01:37): Guess not though. Probably will starting now
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:01:39): i think youre allowed to bring a gun onto a plane if its hecked
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:02:16): the question is did he pledge to islam or not
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:02:31): or was he just a MGTOW lone wolf
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:03:35): Well he was kicked out for rent (which my mom said "he wouldn't have been kicked out if he didn't have to pay rent" mockingly to me), and he has a charge for property destruction related to domestic violence. So probably a MGTOW
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:04:12): lol your mom with the zinger
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:05:06): I said yea he'd he'd still be up in Alaska where all he could shoot was moose. YOU DID THIS
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:05:37): this shooting falls on the backs of all landlords!
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:06:51): Wow so you can bring both gun and ammo on a plane as long as it's checked and not loaded
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:07:03): Guess they never counted on what this guy did and just loading it at the airport
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:07:12): What a mastermind to get around that rule
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:07:55): you see most people, they wait to get home before they load the gun
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:08:23): Then I'll drive back to the airport and shoot it up!
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:09:27): but by then they've already changed their mind
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:10:56): The good old waiting period of driving to the airport. Plus nobody wants to drive TO the airport
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:11:28): UGH, this traffic! The only person I want to kill now is myself!
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:11:34): "I'd shoot up the place if the traffic wasn't terrible and the terminals weren't so confusing!"
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:11:57): Damn it, missed the terminal. Oh well, guess I'll go volunteer at the children's hospital instead
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:26:26): https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/5jwy5y/23tb_of_porn_i_cant_bring_myself_to_delete_it/
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:26:32): Dude on Reddit explains why he needs 23TB of porn
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:28:30): "But porn is healthy like weed"-reddit
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:29:44): At least he said he's only watched like 10% of it. Meaning 270 gigabytes. He says it's 1080p and each movie is like 3 gigs, meaning 90 movies. Assuming each is an hour, 90 hours of porn. Assuming 15 minute want sesh, that's 360 wank seshs
PontifFire.com (16:30:18): The guy should just sell it
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:30:20): Now the real question is how much does he wank it
PontifFire.com (16:30:24): Not delete it
PontifFire.com (16:30:43): Not like it has jizz all over it. It's data.
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:30:58): Well it's illegal where he is. Can you imagine going to jail for selling porn? Here we tell 18 year old to get into it ASAP
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:31:12): hey wanna make 3 grand in one hour
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:31:33): Stoll surprised Sam didn't do it
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:31:37): Still*
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:31:42): she just needs a little push
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:31:50): she missed Teen porn but she can still do Milf
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:32:18): for some reason porn milfs are like 25
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:09:01): They're mom's who made bad decisions young. It's also why they're in porn.
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:10:42): Some ex Microsoft product developer created a new political ideology that will bring together the left and right seemlessly. You can be a part of this (not registered) non-profit for only $5 a month and if you get in now you can even help shape the political ideology, PENTAMONICS. The top post basically calls this guy out on his pyramid fake non profit scheme and reported him to the FTC and IRS lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:11:04): https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5kxm4r/i_am_rick_raddatz_a_political_philosopher_who/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=IAmA
Up Tighty Whities (21:44:46): McDonald's is hiring day shift guys
Up Tighty Whities (21:44:55): Free meal
Up Tighty Whities (21:45:15): And you could give me stuff
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (21:58:06): I'm in
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (21:58:14): I really want fries
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (21:58:23): And a mcgriddle
Saturday, 07 January 2017
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:27:48): You guys see the new it's always sunny?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:43:03): Nah
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:55:39): It's was cool they did an experimental episode
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:55:55): And if you don't like it you're RACIST
PontifFire.com (14:27:02): I liked it
PontifFire.com (15:04:46): http://i.imgur.com/4pWazI8.mp4
Up Tighty Whities (22:10:23): I can't stop watching limited a presses
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (23:21:35): Yea it's so fucking funny
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (23:22:57): https://youtu.be/EHXEUW8st_Q
Sunday, 08 January 2017
PontifFire.com (00:45:15): https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/817901534948179968
Monday, 09 January 2017
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:43:27): I just watched the whole original .5 A press videio
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:43:33): I need to get my QPU aligned
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:45:53): https://i.redd.it/7645llgvbz2y.png
Up Tighty Whities (11:12:20): http://s.quickmeme.com/img/e7/e79db3d3db32faabbdfc39444335318cb545d0912388075e76b39595d176c89c.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (11:13:56): http://i.imgur.com/4pUSn8N.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (11:40:05): https://pics.onsizzle.com/Imgur-59815b.png
Up Tighty Whities (11:40:15): Damn Commies got some dank memes
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:42:22): The alt right misses you
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:42:42): Yes they do, fullcommunism poweeeer
Up Tighty Whities (11:44:11): But
Up Tighty Whities (11:44:19): Murica will always beat Commies
Up Tighty Whities (11:44:24): With Thicc
Up Tighty Whities (11:44:25): http://imgur.com/AVJM6nk
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:49:36): damn that is thicc
Up Tighty Whities (12:10:43): they say white girls aint got no butt
Up Tighty Whities (12:10:49): never said white boys dont
Up Tighty Whities (12:56:42): https://www.amazon.com/Beardski-Merlin-Face-Mask-White/dp/B00EB3R474/ref=pd_sim_468_5?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00EB3R474&pd_rd_r=T6DVBRTVNS07R6R546W3&pd_rd_w=bv1uN&pd_rd_wg=V5tzB&psc=1&refRID=T6DVBRTVNS07R6R546W3
Up Tighty Whities (12:56:44): Whos in
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:57:15): If buy one that's bad ass
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:57:18): I'd*
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:57:39): If all 4 of us did it too it would look even cooler lol
Up Tighty Whities (13:02:42): https://www.aafnation.com/collections/merican-history/products/ben-franklin-vs-zeus-poster?variant=33667618058
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:07:25): We can be the ZZ Top of the ski lodge
Up Tighty Whities (13:09:28): https://www.rageon.com/
Up Tighty Whities (13:09:35): there is so much stupid shit here
Up Tighty Whities (13:09:44): i bought some really stupid shit just now
Up Tighty Whities (13:10:38): https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0228/8535/products/Full_House_of_Lean_Tank_Top_1024x1024.jpg?v=1444022094
Up Tighty Whities (13:10:41): So i bought onew
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:18:49): Why did someone even make this
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:18:54): What is the market for it
Up Tighty Whities (13:19:25): Bros Pete
Up Tighty Whities (13:19:27): Bros
Up Tighty Whities (13:19:30): and guess what
Up Tighty Whities (13:19:36): they got a sale
Up Tighty Whities (13:19:45): Fucking GDIs
Up Tighty Whities (13:20:00): Brian Josh, I feel as you are
Up Tighty Whities (13:20:12): you are commies in a captlist world
Up Tighty Whities (13:20:22): i am a frat star is a GDI world
Up Tighty Whities (13:20:35): I MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PARTY
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:49:12): What is even going on
PontifFire.com (13:50:19): What's GDI
Up Tighty Whities (13:50:47): if you dont know you are one
Up Tighty Whities (13:51:29): its someone not in a frat
Up Tighty Whities (13:51:33): common guys
Up Tighty Whities (13:51:39): this is first grad stuff
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:54:19): God Damn Independent
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:56:20): i learned all my frat slang from the frat aliens episode of aqua teen hunger force
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:59:48): just had so much coffee that i feel like im going to have a heart attack, now i can work
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:05:04): Only when we feeling the fear of impending death can we truly utilize the power of PivotTables.
Up Tighty Whities (14:09:00): my heart is going so fast i cant feel it any more, time to crank some if then statementsd
Up Tighty Whities (16:24:37): http://hardcorepaintballarena.com/
Up Tighty Whities (16:24:40): Thoughts
Up Tighty Whities (16:24:46): maybe a weekend in Feb?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:25:06): Why February?
Up Tighty Whities (16:25:20): i dunno
Up Tighty Whities (16:25:32): its soon
Up Tighty Whities (16:25:35): and we can play
Up Tighty Whities (16:25:46): unless you guys want to go like next weekend
PontifFire.com (16:27:26): I'm down. My friend Jake and his med school friends were talking about paintball too. Maybe we can get a good group rate.
Up Tighty Whities (16:27:56): They Cool
Up Tighty Whities (16:28:01): i mean they Cute?
PontifFire.com (16:31:52): You like small Asian men and Jews?
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:39:41): Boy do I
Up Tighty Whities (16:50:46): Arent jews supposed to love small asians
PontifFire.com (16:51:22): Eh
Up Tighty Whities (16:51:39): and arent tiny asians and tiny jews supposed to love BBC if the section of porn hub i accidentally clicked its to be believed
Up Tighty Whities (16:51:48): also good for porn hub for having gay porn
Up Tighty Whities (16:51:59): really being into LGBT rights
Up Tighty Whities (16:52:32): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reNvytfN820
Up Tighty Whities (16:53:15): any way back to paintball
Up Tighty Whities (16:54:03): https://www.vantora.com/Paintball/hpa/registration/calendar.asp
Up Tighty Whities (16:54:13): they have packages'
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:54:53): they arent the only one \ufffd
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:55:22): but im down to go whenever. i was thinking this was outdoors but if its indoors february is fine
Up Tighty Whities (16:56:57): yea its inside
Up Tighty Whities (16:57:13): i want to fake murder in heated and ac envirments
Up Tighty Whities (16:58:00): with 8 people we can make it private and only play each other
Up Tighty Whities (16:58:11): so if we get like 10 it can be war
Up Tighty Whities (16:58:33): Jessie, Joe, Evan, Haley, Lori, Zach want to come?
Tuesday, 10 January 2017
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:39:52): jessie says maybe, gonna ask my brother, he will prob say yes
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:41:14): hes in
PontifFire.com (09:42:52): It's gonna be fun to shoot a bunch of Italian, Mussolini-loving, fascist scum.
PontifFire.com (09:43:38): What's Jessie, Irish? German?
PontifFire.com (09:43:51): We could do Allies v Axis
PontifFire.com (09:43:54): Kill Brian
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:03:09): The Reich rises
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:22:24): Jessie is like half Swedish half Italian or something like that, so she's partially axis
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:22:32): She's like a third world nation
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:23:05): Does she have oil or not
Up Tighty Whities (10:47:09): Im 30% British, 25% EYE Tie, 15% Scandinavian, 15% Middle Eastern and like 15% other shit
Up Tighty Whities (10:47:27): So Im British Empire
Up Tighty Whities (10:47:33): Roman Empire
Up Tighty Whities (10:47:40): Islamic Empire
Up Tighty Whities (10:47:44): and genereic white
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:47:48): You know it's a joke in other races about how white people break down their nationality fractionaly
Up Tighty Whities (10:47:50): SO I AM THE WARLORD
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:48:01): 15% \U0001f473\U0001f3fe?
Up Tighty Whities (10:48:09): You know other races are a joke to white people?
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:48:24): What do you call 16 white people in a room?
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:48:29): 1 native American
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:48:39): Because they're all 1/16 native American
Up Tighty Whities (10:48:45): i ain
Up Tighty Whities (10:48:47): aint
Up Tighty Whities (10:48:55): in eurpean, im a sophicated man
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:52:38): I don't consider myself any nationality
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:52:44): I'm just 100% homo
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:52:49): Homo sapien
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:54:14): and 40% german
Up Tighty Whities (10:59:16): so my buyer fucked everything up hard and got moved off the account
Up Tighty Whities (10:59:24): aka almost fired
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:00:02): You're buyer was almost fired?
Up Tighty Whities (11:00:23): yea he just ficked everything up
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:00:29): I'll be honest marc, a flow chart would really help me follow how your business operates.
Up Tighty Whities (11:00:38): okay
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:00:57): Or just explain what happened sequentially
Up Tighty Whities (11:02:05): Well it goes CEO - Presdient of Invesment\xa0- EVP of Media Invesment\xa0- VP - Supervisor - Buyer - Asst
Up Tighty Whities (11:02:30): i am an Asst
Up Tighty Whities (11:03:16): so my buyer is in charge of seting up the buys and negotiations for buys
Up Tighty Whities (11:03:27): its my job to make sure they delvier and do the day to day
Up Tighty Whities (11:04:01): we are buying stuff now for 2017 and he fucked it all up
Up Tighty Whities (11:04:22): so we have to start from scratch and get it done by tomorrow
Up Tighty Whities (11:04:27): so he was moved
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:04:59): Moved eh? That sounds like they wanted to fire him but couldn't lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:05:07): That sucks
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:05:16): You stuck with it now?
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:07): sorta
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:18): we melded with another buyer
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:37): so there are 2 asst and 1 buyer for 7 accounants
Up Tighty Whities (11:11:39): its just we are screwed kinda and its all his fault and we want to say something but we cant
Up Tighty Whities (11:11:51): but even out VP knows he done fucked up
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:14:39): marc are you a planner
Up Tighty Whities (11:16:17): no im a buyer
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:16:45): so there are multiple buyers on one account?
Up Tighty Whities (11:17:45): normally yes
Up Tighty Whities (11:18:08): most of the time its like 2-3 buyers 3-4 assts
Up Tighty Whities (11:18:14): 1 supervisor
Up Tighty Whities (11:18:17): 1 vp
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:18:28): oh ok that makes sense
Up Tighty Whities (11:18:32): sometimes and AD which is between Vp and supervisor
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:24:50): so are you inheriting that guys accounts now
Up Tighty Whities (11:26:09): no i was on them
Up Tighty Whities (11:26:19): i just have more to do now
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:26:38): damn that sucks
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:27:08): so do you research the leads and then do the buys or just set up negotiations?
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:30:00): ok this makes more sense now that I realize you're both buyers
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:19): im his asst buyer
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:22): or was
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:33): i buy and traffic the deals
Up Tighty Whities (11:59:11): its hard to explain when im in a crunch but im pissed at him even more since we had to cancel lunch due to him
Up Tighty Whities (11:59:15): and it was sushi
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:00:05): damn that really sucks. sushi at work is as fancy as it comes
Up Tighty Whities (12:04:32): ill explain it all when i got some time
Up Tighty Whities (14:53:32): i just took the weirdest smelling poop
PontifFire.com (14:55:02): Describe it for me
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:10:37): I would be interested in how the media industry actually works
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:10:42): I think it's fascinating
Up Tighty Whities (15:31:09): i can drop some knowledge later
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:49:19): You faggettes doing anything Friday?
PontifFire.com (15:49:49): Just fag stuff
Up Tighty Whities (15:53:53): your dad
Up Tighty Whities (15:54:05): but he flakes alot so probs nothing
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:54:38): Say what you want about my mom but don't bring my dad into this
Up Tighty Whities (15:55:54): your mom is a respected member of the community
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:56:48): i don't think i am
Up Tighty Whities (15:57:55): 4 is an orgy right
Up Tighty Whities (15:58:03): who wants to have a gay orgy
Up Tighty Whities (15:59:23): sorry gay organs
Up Tighty Whities (15:59:30): i want to start harvesting organs
Up Tighty Whities (15:59:35): my bad
PontifFire.com (16:01:27): Podcast
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:08:07): Podestacast
Up Tighty Whities (16:08:15): more like BOD Cast
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:08:24): Podesta the Molesta PodestaMolestaCast
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:08:28): Podestas bod cast
Up Tighty Whities (16:08:40): Faggot Cast
Up Tighty Whities (16:08:45): its like chrome cast
Up Tighty Whities (16:08:48): only of dicks
PontifFire.com (16:22:38): Let's talk about people man
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:28:45): Oh yes, the man made of people
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:28:49): People-Man
PontifFire.com (18:34:27): Man's ultimate form. 100 men together forming a giant squirrel suit of aerodynamic skin
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:43:08): http://imgur.com/GVt98nG?r
PontifFire.com (18:45:08): Wait, I thought she's on Glenn Becks network. She got a job with her mom?
PontifFire.com (18:45:24): O that's three years old nvm
Wednesday, 11 January 2017
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:51:26): https://i.reddituploads.com/c326eed3240c4290b6a28d13e355430b?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=19e1dc18760ff3170592c5d975297379
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:03:03): http://imgur.com/a/iIqYP
PontifFire.com (11:30:42): "we have much hacking going on" \n-DJT
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:31:29): "I will be the greatest job producer that God ever created" - Trump just said this in his press conference lol
PontifFire.com (11:31:47): This is gold
PontifFire.com (11:39:13): This press conference is a joke
PontifFire.com (11:39:56): He literally just said he won't release his tax returns because he won
PontifFire.com (11:40:16): That no one cares except journalists
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:41:01): \U0001f914
PontifFire.com (11:41:29): What emoji is that? Not showing on my phone
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:41:40): The thinking one lol
PontifFire.com (11:43:38): They literally have a stack of "paperwork" in manila folders on a table to show how much they've done to distance DJT from Trump Org.
PontifFire.com (11:43:47): Like Trump Steaks
Up Tighty Whities (11:46:32): I try to distance myself from all my failures all the time. But the abortion clinic keeps calling for payment
PontifFire.com (11:47:05): None
Up Tighty Whities (11:48:53): Looks like a bunch of nerd shit. I'm to busy winning with Charlie sheen and trump. Two of the grounded and well rounded people ever
Up Tighty Whities (11:50:26): New plan. Movie villain quote or trump line
Up Tighty Whities (11:50:32): http://cdn.viewmixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Success-Breakfast.gif
PontifFire.com (11:52:32): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:57:21): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgOwwwlhkD8&t=15s
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:57:42): #Pissgate Is Real
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:58:11): What the fuck is happening to our country
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:58:29): Do we live in a 4chan matrix simulation?
PontifFire.com (12:07:16): "buzzfeed is a failing pile of garbage"
PontifFire.com (12:08:04): He won't let CNN ask a question
PontifFire.com (12:08:11): Called them fake news
PontifFire.com (12:10:04): THIS is must-see tv
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:11:54): Other journalist appluaded him calling CNN fake news lol
PontifFire.com (12:13:31): That was the crowd in the back. Not the journalists. But that would've been hysterical.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:14:16): 9 more days baby
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:14:34): Josh be sure to bring a lead pipe to inaguration
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:15:02): Worst thing the liberals ever did was give republicans the term fake news
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:16:52): also signing the propaganda/misinformation act right before leaving lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:17:08): Thanks Obama!
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:18:39): lol jesus christ he just ended his press conference with threatening to fire his sons if they don't do a good job with his businesses lol
PontifFire.com (12:20:07): Yeah, but in all fairness, it was obviously a joke. He said after 8 years, i.e. he'll be reelected.
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:20:59): i know it's just funny that our president has a catch phrase that he still uses
PontifFire.com (12:23:13): Think he'll say it to Obama next week at inauguration?
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:23:56): I think it's all some people have to live for at this point, to see Trump tell Obama he's fired
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:24:56): Honestly I think all our presidents should have a catchphrase
PontifFire.com (12:28:53): None
Up Tighty Whities (12:36:59): Trump still hasn't commented about who is the best wafui
Up Tighty Whities (13:55:01): The hell is GGG?
PontifFire.com (14:04:17): Good Guy Greg?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:06:35): I feel bad for good guy Greg if he ever wants to apply for a job
PontifFire.com (14:07:22): Let's all chip in and by Greg some nice boots
PontifFire.com (14:07:30): So he can pull himself up
PontifFire.com (14:07:43): Buy*
Up Tighty Whities (14:07:57): boot straps Josh
Up Tighty Whities (14:08:10): pull yourself up by the boot straps,
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:08:17): Well he's gonna need boots for the boot straps
Up Tighty Whities (14:08:18): Found out why people are commies
PontifFire.com (14:08:27): Yes. Twas what I was referring to
Up Tighty Whities (14:08:28): you people have been pulling boots
Up Tighty Whities (14:08:45): you cant pull yourself up by boots, they would fall of
Up Tighty Whities (14:09:02): I did it guys, solved all our socio econmoc problems
PontifFire.com (14:09:54): Boots generally have boot straps. Like Pete said, can't just have the straps without the boots
PontifFire.com (14:10:08): I mean you could
Up Tighty Whities (14:10:25): None
PontifFire.com (14:10:31): I should hand out boot straps at inauguration
Up Tighty Whities (14:12:17): http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations
PontifFire.com (14:13:34): I've read there's a strong correlation between boots and boot straps.
Up Tighty Whities (14:14:16): Nah, they figured out it was just a small trend bump
PontifFire.com (14:15:43): Bollocks
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:16:40): Also
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:16:46): Why can't you pull on boot straps
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:16:50): That's the point
Up Tighty Whities (14:17:07): you would snap them off under your weight and power
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:17:49): oh i was thinking of the loops on the back
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:17:53): man what the fuck was reagan talking about
Up Tighty Whities (14:18:33): Now lifting yourself in a bucket
Up Tighty Whities (14:18:37): thats oure science'
PontifFire.com (14:18:39): Wait, aren't those exactly what boot straps are
Up Tighty Whities (14:18:41): pure
Up Tighty Whities (14:18:51): no bootstraps are in the fronmt
Up Tighty Whities (14:18:59): like over the ankle
Up Tighty Whities (14:19:08): like on cowboy boots
PontifFire.com (14:19:09): Wait what
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:19:29): did we just debunk reaganaomics?
Up Tighty Whities (14:19:49): http://www.culturedcowboy.com/boots/RoadWolf/images/1152DistWest.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (14:19:58): the metal thing is a boot strap
Up Tighty Whities (14:20:32): or the things in side can be called boot straps but can also be boot hooks
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:20:38): i never knew
PontifFire.com (14:20:45): So not the straps at the top that would help to pull the boot on
Up Tighty Whities (14:21:08): it can be to some people
Up Tighty Whities (14:21:24): but i really dont know at this point which part they are reffering\xa0to
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:21:46): so these boots clearly have no handouts
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:31:29): man i missed a great conversation. i love bootstraps.
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:33:21): https://abetterworldisprobable.wordpress.com/2011/05/17/pulling-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps-an-etymology-of-an-american-dream/
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:33:34): interesting read about hte origins of the phrase fo you nerds
PontifFire.com (14:33:53): I ain't reading shit.
PontifFire.com (14:33:59): What's it say
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:34:34): the phrase used to be used to mean something impossible
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:35:44): Indeed, many suggest that the phrase originated from the fantastical stories of the adventurer Baron von Munchausen (circa 1785) who had, among other fantastic feats such as riding on a cannonball, pulled himself\u2013and his horse\u2013up from a swamp by his bootstraps
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:36:28): "Lifting yourself up by your bootstraps is supposedly impossible, but the army jeep just about manages the stunt." from a popular mechanics article in 1941
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:03:20): http://archive.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/theword/2009/01/bootstraps_and.html
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:03:26): blog vs blog at this point tho
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:03:30): who knows where words come from
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:03:35): Hawk-man
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:04:53): Well the popular mechanics quote is from an article you can look at but yea baron von whatever is disputedly where it originated.
Up Tighty Whities (15:08:00): Find the origin of Fuck the Zuck
PontifFire.com (15:08:47): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:16:43): He wants to get into politics now, coincidentally completely unrelated to him finding his religion ;)
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:16:51): But if he gets into politics we need those shirts
Up Tighty Whities (15:26:11): Lol what
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:28:35): She wants a bull
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:28:49): Are you man enough?
Up Tighty Whities (15:32:06): she wasnt bad looking
Up Tighty Whities (15:32:13): also they are newly weds
Up Tighty Whities (15:32:16): da fuq
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:32:36): It was a rough wedding lol
Up Tighty Whities (15:32:57): something tells me her dress should be white
Up Tighty Whities (15:33:45): None
Up Tighty Whities (15:34:11): im not typinf\xa0Cuck tales into my work computer
Up Tighty Whities (15:36:27): also i got time so i can give you a breakdown of the media indusrty
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:36:50): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:37:31): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:37:40): Ok I'm done now lol
Up Tighty Whities (15:38:42): Well thats actually a good place to start
Up Tighty Whities (15:38:45): So Media
Up Tighty Whities (15:38:51): aka The Cukeninig
Up Tighty Whities (15:39:17): So ill go client to air
Up Tighty Whities (15:39:34): and try to not use indstruy lingo
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:39:41): Kewl
Up Tighty Whities (15:51:17): So a client wants to come in and wants their new product to get weight. So lets say Cuckerburger launches a new line of cuck apperal
Up Tighty Whities (15:51:31): he goes to our agency and says i want to sell my cuck stuff
Up Tighty Whities (15:52:02): the planners ask tehn questions and say do they want people to just be aware of the cuck stuff or do they want to drive sales in stores?
Up Tighty Whities (15:52:13): the pick drive sales in stores
Up Tighty Whities (15:52:46): and then they plan a thing for them saying this is all the media we will buy for you and why to drive sales in cuck stuff
Up Tighty Whities (15:53:27): so then the planning team goes to radio tv print digitla search and all other types of media and says here is your goal of people to hit and here is your budgetr
Up Tighty Whities (15:54:00): so then we say okay going off of money and audinence what are the best netwroks to buy to get people to buy cuck stuff
Up Tighty Whities (15:54:14): So then same time on the Netwrok side
Up Tighty Whities (15:55:06): The MSNBC teams says hey X amount of total people will watch and then they break it down into subsections
Up Tighty Whities (15:55:26): so they will best guess on demos
Up Tighty Whities (15:56:19): so then the agency divedes the money into planned spend and we got to MSNBC saying hey We need to get Y amount of Cucks for X dollars
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:56:33): so where do you fit in
Up Tighty Whities (15:56:33): Then we negiate price
Up Tighty Whities (15:56:45): Im the agency who talks to the client and netwrok
Up Tighty Whities (15:56:49): im the buyer
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:57:03): so do you research the leads
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:57:07): or do you just get the leads and negotiate
Up Tighty Whities (15:57:24): its not really leads
Up Tighty Whities (15:57:33): its we know the best things and do it
Up Tighty Whities (15:57:43): there is a thing called engage
Up Tighty Whities (15:58:01): and it ranks the best networks based on your criteria
Up Tighty Whities (15:58:18): so indusry average will be 100 Engage
Up Tighty Whities (15:58:35): so m 18-49 EPSN will be like 300
Up Tighty Whities (15:58:46): becuase thats\xa0most of the aduince
Up Tighty Whities (15:59:07): while HGTV will under enagage men 18-49
Up Tighty Whities (15:59:13): but over engage women 25-54
Up Tighty Whities (15:59:22): so we pick based on that and price
Up Tighty Whities (15:59:41): like no one really watchs Great American Country
Up Tighty Whities (15:59:48): but its dirt keep so we buy it
Up Tighty Whities (16:01:46): But then we buy the ad space and i make sure it produces the correct amount of eyeballs
Up Tighty Whities (16:02:17): so say MSNBC projects 90.000 Cucks will watch Maddow on tuesday at 5
Up Tighty Whities (16:02:29): and it only has 89,000 Cucks watch
Up Tighty Whities (16:02:46): they owe us 1000 cuck impressions so they have to make it up
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:05:52): and you do the actual negotiations or does that go to like a sales dept or your manager?
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:32): well my buyers do
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:41): i do a few but not as much as they do
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:48): all negots are in my team
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:55): for TV
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:59): and radio
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:34:57): damn
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:35:00): i can't handle this truth
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:39:12): Your reality is bought and sold by Marc
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:43:20): im just a fucking pawnnnn
Up Tighty Whities (16:58:27): Pretty much, Ever read platos cave, i have since im\xa0very smart
Up Tighty Whities (17:39:27): things i have learned
Up Tighty Whities (17:39:39): people are currency and sterotypes are mostly real
Up Tighty Whities (17:39:54): from working in this industry
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (18:25:13): (((People))) huh
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:39:24): What are some true white people stereotypes
Up Tighty Whities (20:39:38): We like unseasoned food
Up Tighty Whities (20:39:45): I'll eat chicken any way
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:40:15): What's the racial breakdown of the food network viewers
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (20:40:27): We love spreading smallpox
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (20:40:41): Rodeos
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:41:25): Gotta see those BPM's (Bucks Per Minute)
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:41:38): This bull here is a professional
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:41:42): Its not his first rodeo
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (20:45:21): http://m.imgur.com/w4zmCHE?r
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (20:45:25): White culture
Up Tighty Whities (21:24:24): The map of the British empire. White people culture: genicode of others.
PontifFire.com (21:25:02): Marc is woke as fuck
Up Tighty Whities (21:25:24): Nah I'm usually pretty tired
Up Tighty Whities (21:34:34): Pete. I want this to be a picture at your wedding but me
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (21:45:52): We are discussing just telling the photographer to ignore us and take pictures of you all night
Up Tighty Whities (21:47:32): Listen. If I'm paying 250 dollars for you to take picture mister photograph I want so many pictures of drunk Marc for my mantel it goes from funny to creepy. You hear me. Creepy amounts
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (21:49:25): 250 dollars? Lol you wish
Up Tighty Whities (21:50:08): Bitch I'm so single you add an ilatrity im the end of mankind and rise of robots
Up Tighty Whities (21:52:42): None
Thursday, 12 January 2017
Up Tighty Whities (08:18:02): You nogs wanna do something this weekend/Friday
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (08:18:16): Sure
PontifFire.com (08:18:45): Sure
Up Tighty Whities (08:18:53): Save mankind through the power of Jesus it is.
Up Tighty Whities (08:19:05): Jesus is my gardener.
Up Tighty Whities (08:19:14): Man is a god with a weed whacked
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:19:35): Sure
Up Tighty Whities (08:22:00): So what we do
Up Tighty Whities (08:23:46): Also guy next to me on the path is watching the office
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (08:31:06): But which season
Up Tighty Whities (08:31:58): Looked like Micheal Dwight and a few others were at a conference
Up Tighty Whities (08:32:11): Jim just arrived
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (08:32:12): The convention
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:32:52): Season 4 I believe
Up Tighty Whities (08:32:57): I'm only fluent in community
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:33:08): God if only I knew some work skill as well as I know the office
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (08:33:21): I'd be zuckerburg
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:33:24): Then I could really make the fat cats a lot more money
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (08:34:07): Imagine if I had devoted the time I spent memorizing reruns of the office to learning a skill, I'd be in the 1% now no doubt
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:34:59): I would have invented Facebook 2 by now
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:35:12): "It's new, it's Facebook 2!"
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:35:17): No relation
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (08:35:22): I'd already be on Facebook 3 and run you out of business
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:35:44): Guess it'd be time to invent InstaKilo then
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (08:36:10): Let's just say I'd show your girl the real definition of a bull market
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:36:19): You're not allowed to only upload one photo at a time, each upload has to he 1000 pics
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (08:36:33): It's all or nothing
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:37:07): "Here's 1000 before pics! #fitfamnextupload"
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:05:30): i think there should be long term competitive eating competitions
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:05:40): not just how many hot dogs you can eat in an hour
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:05:45): how many can you eat in a month?
Up Tighty Whities (09:13:53): nah life time
Up Tighty Whities (09:14:01): you get identical twins
Up Tighty Whities (09:14:09): and dont tell themits a competion
Up Tighty Whities (09:14:19): just see how many more hotdogs thye eat
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:18:44): on their deathbeds, one of them will receive the oscar meyer weiner award in their senile state
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:19:11): congrats buddy, ya did it, you ate more hot dogs than your twin. this will definitely be looked favorably upon by god btw
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:20:09): This is like the Truman show of competitive eating
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:30:35): oh did I tell you guys I met up with my old coworkers yesterdy afor dinner/so they could give me the stuff that was on my desk
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:30:46): apparently my boss has been shit talking me every day since i've been gone lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:32:58): also while looking for the files he thought i did, he had priscilla copy my entire desktop and he said he was going to look through everything on it
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:33:20): Sounds like a good work environment
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:34:24): he keeps bitching about how i'd do hw on the job all the time and that's why he let me go. mind you i only was in school the last few months of my employment too and it was rare i did that lol
Up Tighty Whities (09:35:45): Hes like a crazy Ex
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:36:06): much like a crazy ex you have to cut all contact
Up Tighty Whities (09:36:14): you wanted to leave so he broke up with you and is being petty
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:36:25): that is a really good comparison lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:36:27): priscilla said the other day, out of nowhere, he said "that kid better not fucking ask me for a recommendation letter" lol
Up Tighty Whities (09:36:34): you sure your boss wasnt a woman
Up Tighty Whities (09:37:23): ask him for one just for shiggles and then read it
Up Tighty Whities (09:37:52): its one page and it just says Brian is a piece of sheeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttt
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:38:32): lmao that's exactly what I said
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:39:17): are you free to plow his wife now?
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:39:57): oh yea i learned he fired his daughter in law too
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:40:01): lolol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:40:05): welcome to the family asshole!
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:40:18): and she was even more a part time worker than I was. she'd come in around 6, after she would teach, and just do billing a few days a week
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:41:29): and this led to a huge fight at their family christmas party apparently lol
Up Tighty Whities (09:52:12): Your Fucking wife is slaking there Johnny,
Up Tighty Whities (09:52:31): Johnny your dads and asshole
Up Tighty Whities (09:53:08): Johnny's interal thoughts "If i kill myself can i leave all my shit to no one so these two fucks rot in hell"
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:07:52): oh i gotta tell you guys what my mom asked me the other day
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:08:02): "who do you think helped end slavery more, white people or black people"
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:10:00): this is a warning, don't let your parents watch too much fox news or they'll spout siht like this lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:25:47): i dont even know how to answer that question lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:42:07): http://i.imgur.com/KPdQzpv.png
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:45:32): idk about you guys but id love to become texting buddies with trump
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:45:47): everyone but the most triggered liberals think the dude is hilarious
Up Tighty Whities (11:15:08): To go back to the slavery, White Men did the most to end slavery, they else did the most to stop the end of the slavery
Up Tighty Whities (11:15:27): pretty much back then white men was 100% of the pie on every issue
Up Tighty Whities (11:16:02): Also I want trump texts so bad, its 3 AM hes drunk send a dick pic to the entire nation
Up Tighty Whities (11:16:12): this is the america i want
PontifFire.com (11:16:53): Trump doesn't drink alcohol
PontifFire.com (11:17:04): Cause he's a little bitch
PontifFire.com (11:17:27): And his brother died due to his alcoholism
PontifFire.com (11:17:43): \U0001f62d
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:17:52): there's a conspiracy he's a secret alcoholic due to his speech patterns lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:18:36): i've seen reddit threads discussing what pharamceuticals he's on. most people think he's at least on modvigil, a drug for narcolepsy thats also used for ADD, keeps you from feeling tired. it would completely explain why the fuck he's up at 3 am (if he took his pill late, like at 8 am)
PontifFire.com (11:22:18): Wouldn't surprise me.
PontifFire.com (11:22:25): That's the sad part.
PontifFire.com (11:22:55): Anyone else, and I'd say that's wild conjecture
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:23:43): yea i've taken modvigil before and still have a stash of it. it basically just helps you focus a little, and makes you stay up for 15ish hours from when you took it, and make you feel not tired
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:23:49): it's also called the CEO drug
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:24:01): cause many ceo's get it prescribed by a nice friendly neighborhood doctor
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:24:06): or just order it online from canada like me
Up Tighty Whities (11:45:10): So i take it at 5 and hit the gym
Up Tighty Whities (11:45:13): and get swole
Up Tighty Whities (11:45:23): 15 hours of gym
Up Tighty Whities (11:48:53): https://i.reddituploads.com/ebf0a60b7a894703b2be79e27ff06433?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=5ba5b321f747516235bffdffd1265ca4
Up Tighty Whities (11:50:04): https://s28.postimg.org/v9cga2k19/Biden_bro.jpg?noredir=1
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:08:50): Honestly I'd love to take that and go to the gym, then I could get a workout in each morning
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:09:30): you guys want em? you can buy some from me. i used em for finals
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:09:32): \ufffd
Up Tighty Whities (12:14:35): yea bring them in a suite case, come alone to this alley
Up Tighty Whities (12:15:40): Pete, protocol Omega Zulu Foxtrot Niner Niner five. I stashed the silencer in the third box of BooBerry Cereal on the second shelf in your local grocery store
Up Tighty Whities (12:16:45): https://gfycat.com/GorgeousFeistyHuman
Up Tighty Whities (12:16:50): thats bromance
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:18:52): that guy in the back right did not care for this at all lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:19:02): he's just like fuck it everyone else is standing guess i have to now
Up Tighty Whities (12:19:25): the black guy?
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:20:12): the guy in the blue tie and shirt
Up Tighty Whities (12:25:13): my b i was doing stage right
Up Tighty Whities (14:22:47): Someone put toilet paper on the little crack of the stall Im using so you couldn't see or out.
Up Tighty Whities (14:23:30): At first I used to think like that. I don't want anyone to see me. But as long as you are shitting with the door closed. If the people look in. They are the weird ones
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:42:35): I used to feel the same about pooping and farting on bathrooms but realized where tf am I supposed to do it lol
PontifFire.com (14:43:44): In a cold, dank, poorly lit alleyway
Up Tighty Whities (15:06:04): https://i.redd.it/6qhztvkr599y.jpg
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:35:52): Kung Fury is a great movie
Up Tighty Whities (16:15:10): how do i break a work computer and no one knows
Up Tighty Whities (16:15:16): like how do i blow the mother board
Up Tighty Whities (16:15:21): ot scramble the cpu
PontifFire.com (16:15:29): Magnets
Up Tighty Whities (16:15:35): how do they work
PontifFire.com (16:16:07): Also depends if you have your own tower/laptop or are accessing remotely
Up Tighty Whities (16:16:35): tower
Up Tighty Whities (16:16:47): i was thinking of putting my foot through it
PontifFire.com (16:16:49): Then you're golden
PontifFire.com (16:18:27): Alternatively, take the side casing off the tower and simply jizz on everything. May take a few goes, and you'll leave DNA evidence, but you can chalk it up to a fetish/kink.
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:11): i was thinking of seeing if i could discontecxt the fan and just run so much stuff to get it hot
Up Tighty Whities (16:19:23): or pee in ir
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:19:32): are you trying to destroy your work tower?
PontifFire.com (16:19:55): The fuck did you do that you need to destroy evidence?
Up Tighty Whities (16:20:05): i want a laptop
PontifFire.com (16:20:18): Can't you just ask
Up Tighty Whities (16:20:21): i have
Up Tighty Whities (16:20:28): they keep jerking me around
Up Tighty Whities (16:20:36): my EVP has even asked fir me
PontifFire.com (16:20:46): Just order one on the company dime
Up Tighty Whities (16:20:51): Im not kiddint
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:20:58): Hmmm
Up Tighty Whities (16:21:03): the only people who get denied for laptops
Up Tighty Whities (16:21:06): are white males
PontifFire.com (16:21:06): Then take to IT guy to hook you up
Up Tighty Whities (16:21:18): Hes the asshole denying me
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:21:24): Just go open the case and rub your greasy hands on everything
Up Tighty Whities (16:21:40): This company is sexist
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:21:48): Oh I have a good one
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:21:53): Put magnets on the PC
PontifFire.com (16:21:57): Sounds like you need to blackmail IT guy. Not destroy your tower
Up Tighty Whities (16:22:23): or bump him off and send approve teh request like in the payday hiest
Up Tighty Whities (16:22:34): NEW PLAN
Up Tighty Whities (16:22:39): PAYDAY HIEST
Up Tighty Whities (16:23:33): fuck it lets just be bank robbers
Up Tighty Whities (16:23:50): also how poerfull of a mganet
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:24:28): powerful enough to zap all the computers on the floor
Up Tighty Whities (16:24:48): cant i just pee on them
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:25:04): Why do you want a laptop
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:25:11): So you can work at home too ;)
Up Tighty Whities (16:25:42): yea
Up Tighty Whities (16:26:13): its a nightmare going into the city during the snow
PontifFire.com (16:26:57): Just tell them you can't make it. It's dangerous. And you don't have a laptop. So fuck y'all.
Up Tighty Whities (16:27:12): i had to a couple times
Up Tighty Whities (16:27:23): but i like my team and dont want them to have to do that
Up Tighty Whities (16:29:03): why cant i just go ti IT and say hey gotta alot of nice things around here, shame if some got broken
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:29:11): You need to get you a work wife
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:29:17): Then become a stay at home work dad
Up Tighty Whities (16:29:21): i got one
Up Tighty Whities (16:30:22): I want to go Ari Goldstein on these people
Up Tighty Whities (16:30:32): yell and shoot paintballs at people
Up Tighty Whities (16:31:03): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMdmWjtDRPE
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:31:20): https://media.giphy.com/media/WsPwpnCm6sAfe/giphy.gif
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:31:58): Do you guys have work Monday?
PontifFire.com (17:32:27): Nah
PontifFire.com (17:32:32): What's Monday
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:32:45): MLK day
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:32:59): Let's get drunk and high and loot in his honor on Sunday
PontifFire.com (17:33:19): Better yet, let's cheat on our wives
PontifFire.com (17:33:41): And get the FBI to label us "dangerous"
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:33:45): Come and get me FBI
Up Tighty Whities (18:19:35): I'm done to party. I haven't done something stupid in a while
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (18:35:53): Let's kill a man
PontifFire.com (18:36:55): If everyone is a cuck, are there even any men to be had?
PontifFire.com (18:37:17): None
Up Tighty Whities (18:38:24): I ain't no cuck. I'm a duck. Quack quack
Larry the Cuck Guy (21:06:52): Work? Monday? \xa0These are just words
Larry the Cuck Guy (21:06:56): But yea I'm down to clown
Larry the Cuck Guy (21:07:09): I do have a tutor sesh sometime that day, idk yet, but after that
PontifFire.com (21:15:22): C-SPAN feed was hijacked by RT earlier this morning for 10 minutes.
Larry the Cuck Guy (21:15:52): "This is your new Russian Overload Putin speaking. Hallo"
Friday, 13 January 2017
PontifFire.com (08:51:47): So what are my *insert racial slur for black men (plural)* doing later?
Up Tighty Whities (08:53:35): insert sexually impliaed phrase that i am haveing sexual relations with one of your famiuly\xa0memebers
Up Tighty Whities (09:02:45): i have to drop my parents off at the airport at 3 am
Up Tighty Whities (09:02:54): so i figured stay up till them
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:09:40): So adderall
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:09:46): KEGGER AT MARCS
Up Tighty Whities (09:10:04): Id have a keggers
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:10:11): They going to that parenting convention?
Up Tighty Whities (09:10:11): but what would you drink
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:10:29): Open house I got a dime and a Dutch
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:10:39): Come thru
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:11:09): That basically summed up my first 2-3 years at college lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:11:31): That's that college experience
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:13:51): I'll talk to haley at lunch see what's up, we ain't got no plans
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:15:12): Yea me and Jessie are just looking to fuck shit up and get pregnant
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:18:12): Ah want to add a shotgun to your wedding do ya?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:22:23): What's a snake bite without a little venom if ya know what I mean
Up Tighty Whities (09:23:42): So what we doing
Up Tighty Whities (09:23:47): I say something fun and stupid
Up Tighty Whities (09:23:51): like taxes
Up Tighty Whities (09:23:56): or murderball
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:24:48): Marc you got work on Monday?
Up Tighty Whities (09:24:55): Nah
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:25:11): Can we designate Monday as bad movie weed day
Up Tighty Whities (09:25:23): its what MLK would have wanted
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:25:30): I got a disease and the only cure is more Neil Breen
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:32:41): Let's do it on Sunday night because I don't have work the next day
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:39:09): Word either works for me, I ain't got work any days!
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:39:42): Monday? Friday? These things are just words with little relation to reality. There's just time you get high, and time you're trying to get high. That's life.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:46:16): Damn unemployment sounds great
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:47:46): You have no idea. Also I should be getting my benefits soon. \xa0I accidentally put in my social security number wrong so they thought there was an identiy issue, and know I know where the wrong SS I used belongs to some dude in Rhode Island lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:48:35): Should have just rolled with it
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:48:51): It's not identity theft if you truly think you are the other guy
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:49:01): i don't want him getting my hard earned unemployment benefits though
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:50:00): https://i.reddituploads.com/66c00478c18d4062b11e33e8470be90d?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=f3716071e566b502ef452eafe7a6ffb9
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:50:08): you guys see trumps tweet about LL Bean lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:52:02): LOL
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:52:45): if trump shows up to his next press conference wearing those bean boots all the hipsters have im going to lose it
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:56:16): Chik-Fil-A, the only fast food fit for a president elect! Thanks for supporting me, eat more chikin #ChickFilA
PontifFire.com (10:06:18): Before I forget, what do you all think of this idea for an industrial revolution show about child labor. \n\nRicky Childs was a midget, "growing up" in the dawn of the industrial age. As a midget, society shunned him. He became a shut-in, reading for hours on end to pass the time. He then ventured into engineering. \n\nWithin 20 years, he designed his first full blown factory.
PontifFire.com (10:06:36): Built to his own standards. Here in lies the problem. Or not.
PontifFire.com (10:07:04): The only workforce that would make his plant successful would be children.
PontifFire.com (10:07:58): Blame midgets for child labor.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:08:22): why not just hire other midgets
PontifFire.com (10:08:57): Not enough to go around
PontifFire.com (10:09:14): They're in short supply.
PontifFire.com (10:09:18): \ufffd
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:11:01): you know what would be great
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:11:04): at the end of the midget show
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:11:09): he makes enough money to buy a house
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:11:18): and he wants to greet his new neighbors
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:11:24): so he puts up a box next to the fence
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:11:32): and then you hear a tim allen grunt, fade to black
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:17:17): can we make him nude as well
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:25:30): The only reason child labor was forced to exist was because the modern factory was designed by a midget for his own size. Capitalism isn't evil, midgets are just dumb
PontifFire.com (10:39:30): Exactly
Up Tighty Whities (11:03:59): so what are we doing
Up Tighty Whities (11:04:07): where is laser tage
Up Tighty Whities (11:04:15): who wants to do laser tag afain
Up Tighty Whities (11:04:25): correction
Up Tighty Whities (11:04:34): who wants to be drunk and do lazer tag
Up Tighty Whities (11:04:50): or high
PontifFire.com (11:05:02): Eh. Place was kinda booty
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:05:11): lets just do paintballing instead
Up Tighty Whities (11:05:51): i was saying lazer tag tonight
PontifFire.com (11:06:54): Eh
Up Tighty Whities (11:07:58): bars?
Up Tighty Whities (11:08:01): bowling?
Up Tighty Whities (11:08:07): cociane mules?
Up Tighty Whities (11:08:31): hack into the pentigon and play a real life game of risk
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:09:11): bowling, hacking the pentagon
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:09:18): risk, D&D?
Up Tighty Whities (11:09:35): i can plan a D&D campaign for tonight
Up Tighty Whities (11:09:44): but we dont have die
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:04): i actually started planning one for you guys
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:18): and yes
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:10:20): i think jessie would call off the wedding if she caught me playing D&D
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:33): Josh you can a north korean scienctist
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:47): she has met us pete
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:53): if she didnt call it off then
Up Tighty Whities (11:10:58): then you are good
PontifFire.com (11:11:04): I'm totally down for D&D
Up Tighty Whities (11:11:20): brian can you go get dice then?
Up Tighty Whities (11:11:30): we need 20, 12 6 and 4
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:12:38): where would i get said dice
Up Tighty Whities (11:12:52): im looking
Up Tighty Whities (11:13:01): it might be easier for me to get them in NYC
Up Tighty Whities (11:13:07): Pete do you want to play?
Up Tighty Whities (11:13:15): we need at least 4 people
Up Tighty Whities (11:13:20): id be dungeon master
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:14:15): not really tbh
Up Tighty Whities (11:14:52): aight we can do something else
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:14:57): maybe on sunday
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:15:01): ill try it
Up Tighty Whities (11:15:05): gives me more time find dice
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:15:12): try it once, we'll make it gentle
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:15:14): d&d just left a bad taste in my mouth from when i had to babysit d&d players in college lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:15:29): Peter the Babysitter, level 12
Up Tighty Whities (11:15:42): Pete ill be running the show
Up Tighty Whities (11:15:52): it will be the most frat thing ever
Up Tighty Whities (11:16:03): Campaign one: The Frat House
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:16:12): Brian the Pledge Bro, lvl 1
Up Tighty Whities (11:16:40): Campaign two: Panty Raid
PontifFire.com (11:17:18): C'mon Pete
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:17:59): Brian the Stoned, level 420
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:18:26): is your dungeon really a frat house marc lol
Up Tighty Whities (11:18:38): no
Up Tighty Whities (11:18:53): im repurposing a beginner quest
Up Tighty Whities (11:19:03): actually we will need the handbook
Up Tighty Whities (11:19:08): this will take some time
Up Tighty Whities (11:19:13): lets push this back
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:19:13): oh boy, rules!
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:19:28): yea lets make it a day we can spend the proper time
Up Tighty Whities (11:19:30): i gotta go to the shop to get
Up Tighty Whities (11:20:42): plus you need to role characters
Up Tighty Whities (11:21:42): what about bowling
Up Tighty Whities (11:21:48): or heavy srinking
Up Tighty Whities (11:21:52): or strip club
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:22:29): i can do without drinking. i do got bud though. \xa0bowling sounds good
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:22:32): or maybe a billards place
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:22:38): or a combo
Up Tighty Whities (11:22:53): i dont want to fight veterans of vietnam though
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:22:58): i heard they redid the bowling alley on rt 1 and now it's relaly cool, got bowling, pool, lazer tag, bar etc, amost everything
Up Tighty Whities (11:23:07): im game
Up Tighty Whities (11:23:14): can some drive me though
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:23:14): lmao
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:23:16): that was funny
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:23:16): ok ill play with you guys
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:23:23): pref on sunday tho so we have more time and all that
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:23:34): plus no judgmental fiancee eyes
Up Tighty Whities (11:23:44): pete dont\xa0do anything you dont\xa0want too
Up Tighty Whities (11:23:49): you arent a woman on a boat
PontifFire.com (11:24:24): I'm busy Sunday
PontifFire.com (11:24:34): And Monday
PontifFire.com (11:24:39): And Saturday
Up Tighty Whities (11:24:48): None
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:24:49): damn that's a lot of church services
PontifFire.com (11:25:01): Grad school apps
Up Tighty Whities (11:25:31): Apply to Yale
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:25:54): do them during the day so at night you can pretend to be a hot dwarven woman
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:26:13): who wants to be the healer
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:26:26): i don't trust joshs jewish spells to heal me though tbh
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:26:45): josh you can be our theif \ufffd
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:27:07): im going to be a huge slut
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:27:18): "das a big bitch"
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:27:40): I'm going to roleplay as PitBull playing D&D
PontifFire.com (11:28:20): Where's Renee when you need him
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:32:05): uno dos tres magic missle
Up Tighty Whities (11:32:33): Its Going down, imm yelling Lightning bolt
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:33:12): "Hello Orc, my name is PitBull"\n"What a dumb fucking name, and I'm Olgrath"
Up Tighty Whities (11:33:56): final boss is Kesha
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:34:01): http://imgur.com/a/8FOAy
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:34:25): http://imgur.com/a/XZ9Gn
Up Tighty Whities (11:34:52): we making this commies vs caps again?
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:35:22): i just saw this before on reddit lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:35:26): nah
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:35:40): dungeons and dragons is where i want to escape my commie v cap reality
Up Tighty Whities (11:36:06): i can dungeon master it
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:36:07): the paladin of the free market has a move called "invisible hand of the market" though lol
Up Tighty Whities (11:36:22): theres a card shop in NYC ill see if i can get there in time befoerr it closes
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:36:51): theres a d&d store in woodbridge mall last time i went (like a year ago)
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:37:00): well its a game store but has a section for d&d, warhammer etc
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:37:34): https://www.thegameroomstore.net/
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:38:28): https://www.reddit.com/r/UnearthedArcana/
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:38:34): homebrewed D&D characters
Up Tighty Whities (11:39:41): build your characters
Up Tighty Whities (11:39:53): ill get the stuff hopefully
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:40:00): http://imgur.com/AZOoWZi
Up Tighty Whities (11:40:08): are we doing it tonight?
Up Tighty Whities (11:40:17): or we going to the bwoling place
Up Tighty Whities (11:40:21): id say bowling
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:40:28): let me see if jessie is around lol
Up Tighty Whities (11:40:37): i want to have time to build the world
Up Tighty Whities (11:40:49): cuase i want it to be more stupiid and us then nroma;ls
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:41:59): we can delay this
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:42:06): i know it takes time to write a campaign
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:42:41): use someone else's for the first time
Up Tighty Whities (11:42:44): tommy wasuie\xa0will be a character
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:42:54): its probably a big undertaking to make up your own before even playing the first time
Up Tighty Whities (11:43:02): im just gunna rehash
Up Tighty Whities (11:43:20): like have the bones of one
Up Tighty Whities (11:43:32): just change characters and settings
Up Tighty Whities (11:44:23): like i would read the whole campaign and just put like more us stuff
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:44:27): the T Wiseua Class
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:44:36): Utlimate Move "SCREW THE WHOLE WORLD"
Up Tighty Whities (11:44:45): so instead of a pub its paddys
Up Tighty Whities (11:45:03): and the merchants are called Dunder Mifflian
Up Tighty Whities (11:45:16): The Wizard school is Greendale
Up Tighty Whities (11:45:45): Lisa is a comman whore
Up Tighty Whities (11:46:34): so ill get the book
Up Tighty Whities (11:46:36): and dice
Up Tighty Whities (11:46:57): you guys find a charcater model and revamp it to your liking
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:48:03): shotty DPS character
Up Tighty Whities (11:48:20): I think Pete would be a nice cleric healer
Up Tighty Whities (11:48:31): No wait
Up Tighty Whities (11:48:32): Josh
Up Tighty Whities (11:48:39): cause he would be an asshole
Up Tighty Whities (11:48:55): Hey you need healing, but you ate my last hot pocket
Up Tighty Whities (11:49:00): so burn in hell bitch
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:50:38): i wanna be the wild card
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:51:05): an android Samurai named SODOM-ME
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:51:26): he's a fuckbot that developed consciousness and killed his masters
Up Tighty Whities (11:51:39): Pete i think you would like Dragonborn
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:51:46): fus ro dah
Up Tighty Whities (11:51:58): https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Dragonborn#content
Up Tighty Whities (11:52:04): Josh
Up Tighty Whities (11:52:10): Be a halfing or a dwarf
Up Tighty Whities (11:52:12): Brian
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:52:18): i want to be a fuckbot \ufffd
Up Tighty Whities (11:52:25): so gnome
Up Tighty Whities (11:52:33): they do alot of tech
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:52:49): i played a dwarf in WoW for a while
Up Tighty Whities (11:52:52): http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Gnome
Up Tighty Whities (11:53:14): My outlook for you nig nogs
Up Tighty Whities (11:53:28): Brian Human Paladin or Warrior
Up Tighty Whities (11:53:43): Josh Rogue Halfling or dwarf paladin
Up Tighty Whities (11:53:51): Pete, Black Man
Up Tighty Whities (11:54:54): I think pete you would like Dragonbornm
Up Tighty Whities (11:55:24): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/L86XCDR-Lk0/hqdefault.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (11:55:52): or if you perfer
Up Tighty Whities (11:55:53): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/01/8b/3a/018b3a51ffaacbb16630733e7a775ab3.png
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:56:02): lizard slut, im in
Up Tighty Whities (11:56:11): get one with a tale though
Up Tighty Whities (11:56:13): Josh
Up Tighty Whities (11:56:17): you should be a teffling
Up Tighty Whities (11:56:49): they are demons
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:58:05): that's perfect for im
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:58:08): him
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:24): Pete, if you want to be a slu
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:26): slut
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:33): tiefflings are your gole
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:35): Brian
Up Tighty Whities (11:58:38): maybe and orc
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:59:50): is there a list of all classes
Up Tighty Whities (12:00:13): yea
Up Tighty Whities (12:00:19): there are playbale races
Up Tighty Whities (12:00:28): but if you want to be another one i dont care
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:00:55): oh there's a wikipage on this, good lol
Up Tighty Whities (12:01:06): http://engl393-dnd5th.wikia.com/wiki/D%26D_5E_Adventure_League_Playable_Races
Up Tighty Whities (12:02:44): i would be a golitah and dumb as shit
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:02:58): goliath, smashhhhh
Up Tighty Whities (12:03:02): putt all points into fighting
Up Tighty Whities (12:03:06): and be like a sovegnt
Up Tighty Whities (12:03:13): i need someone to feed me
Up Tighty Whities (12:03:28): but when shit happens i flow like classical music until everyone is dead
Up Tighty Whities (12:13:53): So what are we doing tonight
PontifFire.com (12:19:44): DnD?
PontifFire.com (12:19:59): Risk
PontifFire.com (12:20:02): Monopoly
PontifFire.com (12:20:08): Paintball
Up Tighty Whities (12:22:43): if we can find paintball id go
PontifFire.com (12:23:42): I dunno what time I get out of work
Up Tighty Whities (12:24:30): where do you work?
Up Tighty Whities (12:24:52): no risk no monoplloy
Up Tighty Whities (12:25:11): i hate playing board games with you two
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:25:18): if you think we argue with risk but arent going to with d&d then youve lost your mind
Up Tighty Whities (12:28:36): nah DND you are a team
Up Tighty Whities (12:28:40): also im the DM
Up Tighty Whities (12:28:44): so im above that
Up Tighty Whities (12:29:18): its like Left for dead vs Halo
Up Tighty Whities (12:29:31): L4D is a team and fun characters and settings
Up Tighty Whities (12:29:38): Halo brings out the worst in hummanity
PontifFire.com (12:46:15): So risk it is then
Up Tighty Whities (12:47:25): then im out
Up Tighty Whities (12:47:39): i will not play risk with you people ever again
PontifFire.com (12:48:07): How about poker
Up Tighty Whities (12:51:35): nigga you almost placed in a tournment
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:51:40): im down for that
Up Tighty Whities (12:51:49): why not cage fighitng?
Up Tighty Whities (12:51:57): do something im good at
Up Tighty Whities (12:52:04): well better then you guys
PontifFire.com (12:52:04): So what. Means jack shit. Bunch of old dudes in that tournament
Up Tighty Whities (12:52:39): lets just beat up the homeless
Up Tighty Whities (12:53:32): or teacher strippers excel
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:10:17): Fifa tourney it is
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:12:48): Someone was riding a horse on old Raritan road lol
PontifFire.com (13:13:30): Weird
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:14:06): I tried to take a pic but wasn't fast enough. Some teenage girl got her dream Xmas present
Up Tighty Whities (13:14:39): So for real. What to do bowling tonight?
Up Tighty Whities (13:14:48): Got everything. Competing for josh.
Up Tighty Whities (13:14:54): Drinking for me
Up Tighty Whities (13:15:01): Balls for Brian
Up Tighty Whities (13:16:38): And the thrill of trying to live up to what his dad always wanted. A bowler for pete
Up Tighty Whities (14:27:34): today was awesome
Up Tighty Whities (14:54:55): https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/5npzfr/poor_vsauce/
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:58:38): Lol
Up Tighty Whities (15:04:43): https://i.reddituploads.com/be4661ccc33c4ca0942aa485f7afa870?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=99282468cbe261c0327a0c4a781e2178
Up Tighty Whities (15:32:51): http://www.argusleader.com/story/news/politics/2017/01/11/lawmakers-vote-against-barring-sexual-contatct-interns/96448914/
Up Tighty Whities (15:32:59): STREET NIPS LIVES ON
Up Tighty Whities (15:54:59): i just got an emial i got a 2K raise
PontifFire.com (16:02:15): Whose dick you suck? I want names.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:02:53): My nigga
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:03:02): Grats
Up Tighty Whities (16:03:18): i sucked my own
Up Tighty Whities (16:03:24): took out a rib
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:04:21): noice
PontifFire.com (16:29:28): So what's the dealio? What we gonna do?
Up Tighty Whities (16:29:51): butt stuff
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:32:45): I'm free after work
Up Tighty Whities (16:33:08): me too
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:34:19): What time are you guys actually available?
PontifFire.com (16:34:42): I just got home. Free now.
Up Tighty Whities (16:35:10): im still at wrok
Up Tighty Whities (16:35:16): hoping to leave at 5
Up Tighty Whities (16:35:27): but im gunna\xa0go to that D&D store to check it out
PontifFire.com (16:35:27): Marc around at 7
PontifFire.com (16:35:33): So 8
Up Tighty Whities (16:35:33): 7:30
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:36:20): I'm leaving at 5, quick nap at my place then I'm ready to hit the tizzown
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:43:59): Kk. Haley will be here around 7ish after work
Up Tighty Whities (17:47:44): Got the DND stuff
Up Tighty Whities (17:47:52): I'll make a campaign this weekend
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:48:06): Sweet
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:48:08): Oh boy
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:51:17): Want to try tonight since we are hanging out anyway
PontifFire.com (17:56:03): Yes
PontifFire.com (17:56:09): That
Up Tighty Whities (17:57:01): Okay. I'll read through it on the train
Up Tighty Whities (17:57:06): Haley want in?
Up Tighty Whities (17:57:13): Some one bring beer
PontifFire.com (17:58:18): Yes
Up Tighty Whities (17:59:05): They have premade characters
Up Tighty Whities (17:59:14): This will be our dry run
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:59:25): Can I still name mine Dr Rape
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:59:34): Rap\xe9
Up Tighty Whities (17:59:50): You do you
Up Tighty Whities (18:00:01): DND is all about you having fun
Up Tighty Whities (18:00:09): And being an asshole
Up Tighty Whities (18:31:13): I actually know a lot of this from twits and crits and heroes and halfwitd
Up Tighty Whities (18:31:25): So I'll explain it all to you guys when I get there
PontifFire.com (18:31:45): Sweet
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:32:11): Awesome
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (18:33:49): Alright what time should I head over
Up Tighty Whities (18:38:54): I'm reading the starter kit. I legit saw this played once. So I can tweet it to make it more fun
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:40:50): What kind of beer you guys want?
Up Tighty Whities (18:41:00): Decent
Up Tighty Whities (18:41:23): Something josh would have to think about before turning down
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:41:28): So no bud, pbr, miller etc, more like Newcastle hoe garden territory
Up Tighty Whities (18:41:41): I'm cool with those
Up Tighty Whities (18:41:50): Haley playing tonight ?
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:41:54): Yarp
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:42:03): Also you guys wanna order food
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:42:11): I've not eaten, neither has haley.
Up Tighty Whities (18:42:12): Cool. More people more fun
Up Tighty Whities (18:42:32): You guys order. I have to pick up Christa so I'll eat at home
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:42:56): Pete were just running to the liqour store now so you can def leave to come here now
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (18:44:53): Ok leaving in five. Did you need me to get anything?
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:56:54): Don't think so, getting beer now
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (18:57:16): Ok omw in traffic now
Up Tighty Whities (18:57:19): We need pens and paper
Larry the Cuck Guy (19:12:30): Got that
Larry the Cuck Guy (19:12:42): Just realized don't have mixer, possible to pick up coke pete?
Up Tighty Whities (19:14:56): Okay. I'll be over around 8
Larry the Cuck Guy (19:15:25): Kk. Gonna order pizza. Anyone want anything or any sides like wings for all you lactose people
Up Tighty Whities (20:18:42): Heading over now
Saturday, 14 January 2017
Up Tighty Whities (09:26:15): I'm going to make the campaign. It's going to a mix of sci fi and fantasy. Like fallout mets sky rim
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:40:52): Like Star Wars \U0001f609
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:08:46): It was cool, definitely into D and D
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:09:10): Pete tell jessie at pre Cana sorry, you're a halfling warrior now it's just who you are
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:09:36): I liked playing the wild card
Up Tighty Whities (11:17:32): Everyone remember that pete is filled with rage
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:19:43): Both In and out of the game
Up Tighty Whities (11:20:09): I have some ideas
Up Tighty Whities (11:20:20): And I'm going to get a dry erase board for maps
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:26:00): Nice that seems like it'd make it easier to follow
Up Tighty Whities (11:26:44): I just bought it. And I got some like Sorry! Pieces for the miniatures
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:27:00): Noice
Up Tighty Whities (11:27:25): I could have got 10 minutures for 50 bucks. Or get 100 sorry pieces for 4 dollars\n
Up Tighty Whities (11:28:28): I went for the 4 dollars
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:49:27): Damn seems like the Sorry! Market is not doing so hot right now
Up Tighty Whities (12:26:53): None
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:27:22): This is us now
Up Tighty Whities (18:34:15): Got some ideas. Getting drunk and then seeing what I create
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:42:07): https://media.giphy.com/media/l0Exdh01otlonUb5K/source.gif
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:42:13): video games in 2017
Sunday, 15 January 2017
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:13:13): Guys still want to watch a shitty movie tonight?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:13:39): Sure
PontifFire.com (12:15:28): Sure. Just saw that Jackie Chan has a new one with Johnny Knoxville. Straight to Netflix/DVD
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:26:14): Sweet
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:26:20): Target time 4:20?
PontifFire.com (12:27:40): I can't do shit until later tonight. Gotta finish UMD, then start Texas A&M
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:28:46): What program are you trying to go for
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:29:06): And it will have to be a little later for me, I have a crappy hangover now lol
PontifFire.com (12:30:02): Public Policy
PontifFire.com (12:30:42): Blend of law, stats, econ, political science, plus whatever your policy speciality is
Up Tighty Whities (13:05:15): I'm good to come too. Just later. Like 6ish
Up Tighty Whities (13:05:26): Campaigns coming along too.
Up Tighty Whities (13:05:34): Pete you might recognize a lot of it
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:05:48): Is it about my life
Up Tighty Whities (13:06:05): Yea
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:06:10): Taking difficult poops and browsing Reddit
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:06:18): Nows the quest where you end up farting in front of the whole class
Up Tighty Whities (13:06:24): The three of you wake up and go to work and plan a wedding
Up Tighty Whities (13:06:38): You are all just voices in Pete's head
Up Tighty Whities (13:06:48): Like in real life
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:07:03): Solipism baby
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:07:29): It's solipistic in here or is it just me?
Up Tighty Whities (13:49:08): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:50:37): God damn who had the this thought and spent the time to make this lol
Up Tighty Whities (14:11:02): None
Up Tighty Whities (14:31:39): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0RFwyobtnKA
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:37:13): So close to being woke
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:43:48): Wassup my gay nerds
PontifFire.com (17:44:32): Just being gay
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:45:42): Bad movie?
PontifFire.com (17:46:16): What time
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:47:10): Well my fam is watching the football game at our main tv now so might have to wait for that
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (18:36:21): Alright
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (18:36:39): God damn jocks :(
Up Tighty Whities (18:36:59): Shut up nerd
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:37:55): Anyone have a movie in mind
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:38:46): Or you guys watching foosball
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (18:41:12): Im watching it now but I find it very hard to give a shit about the game
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (18:43:45): im down to hang out whenver
Up Tighty Whities (19:02:53): How I feel about life
Up Tighty Whities (19:02:59): Hard to give a shit
Up Tighty Whities (19:12:38): I'm free when ever too
Larry the Cuck Guy (19:39:44): Anyone got a movie in mind?
Up Tighty Whities (19:44:27): Your mothers ass
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:52:21): I've seen that one
Up Tighty Whities (19:53:05): Ohhh
Up Tighty Whities (19:53:16): Plus I don't know if I can a wide screen in time for that
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:53:43): For real I can't think of any movies off the top of my head
Up Tighty Whities (19:54:30): We want good or bad
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:55:32): I want to laugh
Up Tighty Whities (19:55:52): Okay, Brian's life it is
Up Tighty Whities (19:56:18): That's just a hilarious string of missteps and shenanigans
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:56:25): Let's start with when he peed his pants in 5th grade and work up to boners in gym class
PontifFire.com (19:56:39): https://youtu.be/kkkOCtOrAcA
Up Tighty Whities (19:56:45): Or when he peed in the stair well at JP
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:57:07): That's a good story though
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:58:37): And it's not even the best Brian story
Up Tighty Whities (19:59:01): I'd watch
Up Tighty Whities (19:59:06): The chan man
Up Tighty Whities (19:59:13): Brian. What's your best story
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:59:41): When he threw up while driving
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:59:56): I miss stomach acid Brian
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:05:17): Hmm, I did pee in the stair well, while driving, once I threw up on the school bus and didn't tell anyone and it was there for the full week
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:06:38): Some kid saw me do it too and I made a motion for him to stay silent
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:07:07): I threw up on the first day of 7th grade after getting off the bus and right in front of all my classmates for the year
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (20:07:57): These were the good old days
Up Tighty Whities (20:10:45): Damn. Brian just excretes a lot
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:16:14): I can't help it, my holes are lose
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:16:17): Loose*
Up Tighty Whities (20:17:50): Your troll toll must be cheap
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (20:27:03): If you guys are busy tonight or w/e that's cool, we can look up shit movies for next time
Up Tighty Whities (20:28:34): I thought we were doing drugs like the cool kids
PontifFire.com (20:29:24): I'm free
Up Tighty Whities (20:32:22): I'm free
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (20:37:10): Ok let's do drugs
Larry the Cuck Guy (20:41:28): I'm actually feeling shit. If I'm feeling better tomorrow though I'll be free
Up Tighty Whities (20:42:52): FAGGGG
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (20:44:37): alright cool
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (20:44:48): do dxm
Up Tighty Whities (20:45:21): X gunna give it to you
Up Tighty Whities (23:24:19): I'm watching season 6 of community
Up Tighty Whities (23:25:00): It made me realize. If I every get cut into pieces. Just let me die. Don't try to put me together again
PontifFire.com (23:42:37): What if I just take a pinky toe?
PontifFire.com (23:42:51): And your left earlobe
PontifFire.com (23:43:00): Still want death?
Up Tighty Whities (23:44:30): You mean professor Duncan and fat Neil.
Up Tighty Whities (23:44:32): Yes
PontifFire.com (23:44:53): Death it is
Up Tighty Whities (23:44:53): The sweet release of death
PontifFire.com (23:45:32): Life just with ain't worth livin without them lobes.
Up Tighty Whities (23:45:35): Also fat Neil is on a show with practica arket and lil bow wow
Monday, 16 January 2017
Larry the Cuck Guy (07:59:49): What surprises me most is Lil bow wow is still around. Isn't he just bow wow now?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (08:00:44): fun fact: in the Jewish faith, you transition from Lil Bow Wow to Bow Wow at age 13
Larry the Cuck Guy (08:39:05): I'm feeling better today. I do have to tutor 10 am to 12 noon, but after that I'm free
Up Tighty Whities (13:34:20): I'm free
PontifFire.com (13:35:39): Busy today.
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:35:59): Guess it's an Xbox boy kind of day
Up Tighty Whities (13:36:35): What if. Now here me out. Follow me on this camera guy
Up Tighty Whities (13:36:53): We go smoke weed and then go get food and watch shitty movies or play Xbox
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:37:13): Down like a clown
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:38:00): Cool cool
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:38:13): I'm free now as well
Up Tighty Whities (13:38:30): Lemme just power shower and we can meet up
Up Tighty Whities (13:38:45): Had to clean spike
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:38:55): Cool cool cool
Up Tighty Whities (13:39:04): Pete. You in.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:41:28): Let me check with Jessie to make sure she wasn't expecting me tonight lol
Up Tighty Whities (13:46:50): Your getting married pete
Up Tighty Whities (13:47:01): That means she already wants you out of the house
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:51:24): Ok I'm free after I'm done with my show lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:52:27): Ok just give me 15. Helping my mom prep dinner real quick
Up Tighty Whities (13:57:48): Shoot for 3?
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:58:25): Yea I'll def be done by then
Up Tighty Whities (14:57:52): Rape dungeon
PontifFire.com (17:52:42): Yo. Just finished my app. What you guys up to?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:54:53): Come thru
PontifFire.com (17:57:27): Be over in a few
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (19:54:54): http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tumblr_m4ic2j6jb11qjb792o1_500.png
Larry the Cuck Guy (21:27:48): On the new apprentice, when Arnold gets rid of someone he says "you're terminated. Get to the chopper". I'm not kidding lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (21:53:59): http://m.imgur.com/01peGI2
Tuesday, 17 January 2017
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:11:40): https://www.reddit.com/r/badMovies/comments/5obhri/i_am_here_now_2009_neil_breen_plays_the_supreme/
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:11:46): we need to watch this lol
PontifFire.com (09:12:54): None
PontifFire.com (09:13:10): Yeah, I fed people.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:16:35): We need to have a Neil green film festival
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:16:45): "I wrote the script, I directed the shots, I made the finger foods, its my god damn movie"
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:16:46): I tried watching double down but it was too bad even for a bad movie
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:17:03): I heard you see his balls in that one
PontifFire.com (09:17:08): O man, this simultaneous three punch combo was great.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:17:11): I didn't make it that far
PontifFire.com (09:17:53): Well Pete, it seems in this movie, our buddy Neil is actually God
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:18:06): It's the natural progression for him
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:18:14): He's already hacked into every government system
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:18:24): He deals with sinners, including woman with loos shirts and no brahs
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:18:28): bras*
Larry the Cuck Guy (09:18:39): jesus i think i've just so used to typing brah i wrote that instead lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:18:54): \U0001f919
Up Tighty Whities (09:35:58): Brah. Bra. Bro. Bruh.
Up Tighty Whities (09:36:15): Like a sufers dudes doe ray me
Up Tighty Whities (09:37:06): We need to make pint brake the musical
Up Tighty Whities (09:37:14): Point break
PontifFire.com (09:54:34): Nah. NYCBPCTM. New York City Bat People Club the Musical
Up Tighty Whities (10:11:02): Trumped: the musical
Up Tighty Whities (10:11:12): we can make it like the producers
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:11:54): We are just a bunch of like minded people in manhattan that love living like bats
PontifFire.com (10:14:19): We need to petition that Jew DeBlasio about the damn construction noise.
Up Tighty Whities (11:05:32): and we hang from the rafters to sleep
PontifFire.com (11:05:55): Doors
PontifFire.com (11:06:01): Like an iron gym
Up Tighty Whities (11:09:56): i listened to the absolsute worst rap song i have ever heard on spotify\xa0today
Up Tighty Whities (11:11:41): hope it gives you hell by true scienizts
Up Tighty Whities (11:11:54): its them rapping over gives you hell by AAR
Up Tighty Whities (11:12:20): but sounds like they recorded it on a potato
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:15:15): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:18:00): I like how we weren't supposed to believe the DNC emails because they came from Russia
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:18:12): But we're supposed to trust this dossier on Trump, because it's from Russia
Up Tighty Whities (11:20:00): The the Lame Stream Media
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:20:07): Shhhh don't apply logic
Up Tighty Whities (11:20:22): Just remeber, the media is just people
Up Tighty Whities (11:20:26): and people are terrible
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:20:33): White people
Up Tighty Whities (11:20:42): hey
Up Tighty Whities (11:20:48): all people are terribel
Up Tighty Whities (11:20:56): dont be rasicts
Up Tighty Whities (11:21:03): i hate all races evenly
Up Tighty Whities (11:21:08): fucking bastars
Up Tighty Whities (11:21:35): there are 2 things i cant stand, people who are intollernt of other peoples culturals, and the Dutch
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:22:00): yea but cmon
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:22:01): white people
Up Tighty Whities (11:23:24): white people are just people
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:23:43): you don't get it
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:23:45): they're white
Up Tighty Whities (11:23:46): and asian peopl are just smaller squinty eyed fucks
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:23:57): W H I T E P E O P L E
Up Tighty Whities (11:24:03): POWER
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:24:23): Kill all whites
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:24:45): When white people start walking towards you
Up Tighty Whities (11:24:52): http://i.imgur.com/BkEtk6r.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (11:25:36): http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/334/294/f39.jpg
Up Tighty Whities (11:26:01): http://i.imgur.com/zTC7Bfb.jpg
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:25:05): Rafters for when we all hangout together at our meetings
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:25:20): None
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:25:26): From a friend's snapchat story lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:35:20): #WhiteGenocide
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:35:43): Why is everyone so obsessed with race all of a sudden lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:35:59): because of Barack "The Divider" Obama
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:38:13): it's the so called Woke Whites
Up Tighty Whities (12:44:14): I think people just got nothing else to bitch about
Up Tighty Whities (12:44:20): race is a huge issue
Up Tighty Whities (12:44:31): but we just surpress it
Up Tighty Whities (12:44:50): but now with PC police, whitey figthin back
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:44:56): yea i don't think race has ever not been an issue in our lives
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:45:00): lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:45:09): White-Lash coming atcha live
Up Tighty Whities (12:45:18): aint no cool Archie Racists no more
Up Tighty Whities (12:45:31): We back to clan rasists aka alt right
Up Tighty Whities (12:45:40): and normal people just caught in the middle
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:49:00): I watched American History X for the first time last week though and a lot of the rhetoric Edward Norton's character spews is very similar to what we hear now tbh
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:49:44): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_A96zd-hps
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:49:48): this scene in particular
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:50:52): read the comments, a lot of trump supporters unironically saying they agree with ed norton more when he was a skinhead lol
Up Tighty Whities (13:23:43): Yea but he gets a black friend in the end
Up Tighty Whities (13:23:55): Maybe they are long picture guys
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:34:11): see we need to have trump to finally have our first black president who changes our minds about white supramency
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:11:09): http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/17/us/fort-lauderdale-shooter-isis-claim/index.html
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:11:12): brian you lose the pool
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:11:29): see ya at the next shooting
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:11:39): so are we trusting the FBI on this but not on the dossier or whats up lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:12:29): what would be their motivation to lie about this lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:12:42): whats crazy though is that the entire time leading up to our trip, i was worried about some siht like that happening. crazy it actually did, a week after, at an airport that I was at
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:13:01): yea that is really fucking scary
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:13:02): why did they lie about WMD's or vietnam or any other thing. drum up support for a profitable war
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:13:19): ISIS has been in decline for months, they're losing the battle right now
Up Tighty Whities (17:13:24): Is fighting ISIS profitable?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:13:29): im just using the information ive been provided, anything else you say is just conjecture
Up Tighty Whities (17:13:40): Listen
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:13:48): any war is profitable when you create enemies and sell weapons needed to fight htem
Up Tighty Whities (17:13:53): we need to kill all them and build casinos
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:14:04): currently, the CIA is training Al Nusra is syria. expect them to be the new group in a few years
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:15:26): do you have a source on that
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:15:37): i just googled it and it says the US has al nusra listed as a terrorist org since 2012
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:15:47): http://www.mintpressnews.com/ex-cia-officer-us-knows-syrian-opposition-groups-cover-al-nusra-front/216204/
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:15:54): well yes, they've been around
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:15:59): but now we're training and arming htem
Up Tighty Whities (17:16:08): DID YOU KNOW GOGURT IS JUST YOGURT
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:16:26): http://news.antiwar.com/2016/09/19/cia-armed-moderates-in-syria-included-al-qaedas-nusra-front/
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:16:54): hoo boy
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:16:59): well
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:17:09): i still believe that it is not a stretch that a guy shot up an airport for isis lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:17:36): yea i would not be surprised if he did
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:17:50): and i would not be surprised if the intelligence agency is lying
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:23:52): our best source of information is a known pathological liar lol
PontifFire.com (17:25:11): The guy was just a crazy. If he claims he did it for ISIS, it's only cause he's crazy
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:25:58): Stop ISIS-shaming
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:30:18): Some say Al Nusra is literally just ISIS under a different name with US/UK funding and what not. Coincidentally, after that link I posted about how we are arming them, a month later, Al Nusra is bombing civilians in Syria and our State Department says Al Nusra is "Not a priority"
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:30:23): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxosPJhalx8
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:30:30): #staywokefactoftheday
Up Tighty Whities (17:31:11): If you jerk offs want to make characters the easy way
Up Tighty Whities (17:31:12): http://www.orcpub.com/
Up Tighty Whities (17:31:21): does everything for you
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:31:45): noice. good transition cause I was about to say im done with my grandstanding now
Up Tighty Whities (17:32:08): yea i got the board and pieces
Up Tighty Whities (17:32:25): i am building the cmapign and have teh\xa0basix\xa0sotry and shit done
Up Tighty Whities (17:32:33): im just building the encounters
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:32:42): sweet
Up Tighty Whities (17:32:42): im also making a character for myself
Up Tighty Whities (17:32:53): so incase you guys want to be DM one time
Larry the Cuck Guy (17:32:54): the only thing i think we should change is to start earlier
Up Tighty Whities (17:33:27): id say shoot for like 6
Up Tighty Whities (17:33:36): or maybe get there for 5
Up Tighty Whities (17:33:45): eat while setting up the game
Wednesday, 18 January 2017
Up Tighty Whities (09:09:08): Say what you want about the alt right. They make Dank memes
Up Tighty Whities (09:09:19): And push agendas
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:31:14): Well they ain't called the alt wrong
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:42:09): https://i.redd.it/fv9hxvdg5iay.png
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:44:17): (((wow)))
Up Tighty Whities (13:05:39): So that happened
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:32:36): http://i.imgur.com/CmjBaD6.png
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:54:49): josh you can get free tickets to the actual ceremony
Larry the Cuck Guy (14:54:50): https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/820977181845323780
Up Tighty Whities (15:33:49): did they unverfy him?
Up Tighty Whities (15:34:03): for real though
Up Tighty Whities (15:34:09): you think anyone is gunna try something
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:35:09): I see the blue checkmark. And honestly I think someone might
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:35:37): oh yea, the liberals who have been trying to get guns banned for years are going to assassinate the prez
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:36:07): i think our nation will just have to recognize that trump is alpha AF
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:36:41): billionaire, survived a stone cold stunner, fucks supermodels, has a smokin hot daughter, had a hit TV show, and now gets to become the fuckin POTUS
PontifFire.com (15:37:26): Pretty sure you don't need tickets
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:37:48): Well it's not just liberals protesting. Also there's a lot of aminostyy between the voter bases instead of just the voters not liking the other candidate, they also seem to not like who voted for him
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:38:12): i doubt there are many conservatives protesting lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:38:25): and if they are, they're the intellectual types, the academic guys
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:38:35): not the angry ex military dude with a gun
PontifFire.com (15:40:05): Tickets not needed needed
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:40:08): I'm saying commies, anarchist, etc. I hadn't seen any conservative groups protesting. But you have 10,000 bikers there to protect trump and all these protestor who hate trump and his voter base and I think there's gonna be a fight
PontifFire.com (15:40:21): #MeatWall
Larry the Cuck Guy (15:40:26): I guess it's for the special viewing areas
PontifFire.com (15:41:29): None
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:41:31): lol
Up Tighty Whities (16:11:01): 4 Days we will have president Donald J Trump
Up Tighty Whities (16:11:18): then 5 days the million women match
Up Tighty Whities (16:11:25): and im gunna\xa0grab all there pussies
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:11:32): Still bizarre to say out loud
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:22:52): http://imgur.com/7o7NhhU
PontifFire.com (16:23:28): JAYDEN!!!
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:24:17): My sweet baby boy noooo
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:24:26): This truly is a suicide squad
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:35:15): You're saying were some kind of .... Men in Black?
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:36:46): You're saying this is some sort of .... Independence Day?
Up Tighty Whities (18:56:51): Old man Logan the comic is fucking nuts \U0001f95c
PontifFire.com (22:24:53): Sunny is great
Thursday, 19 January 2017
Larry the Cuck Guy (10:48:43): Watching it now, I like this new season a lot
Larry the Cuck Guy (11:07:44): Damn, great ending lol
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:02:40): None
Up Tighty Whities (12:17:23): http://superheronews.com/its-morphin-time-in-action-packed-new-power-rangers-trailer/
PontifFire.com (12:17:49): Honestly, I really wanna see this
Up Tighty Whities (12:18:14): me too
Up Tighty Whities (12:18:17): and Logan
Up Tighty Whities (12:18:30): http://superheronews.com/watch-the-final-logan-trailer-right-here/
PontifFire.com (12:22:08): Yeah, should've left little girl's powers out of the trailer though. Would've been better if it remained a mystery
Up Tighty Whities (12:34:51): she is x-27
Up Tighty Whities (12:35:02): its based on oldman logan
Up Tighty Whities (12:35:08): but barely
PontifFire.com (12:35:36): Yeah, I know. Didn't know anything about the girl though. Don't want things spoiled is what I'm saying
Up Tighty Whities (12:35:53): oh so you didnt know she was x-27
PontifFire.com (12:36:11): I meant I know it's based on old man Logan
PontifFire.com (12:36:16): But I haven't read it
PontifFire.com (12:36:19): Don't intend to
PontifFire.com (12:36:29): Will after
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:36:36): Don't spoil it
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:36:42): I'll keep myself in the dark
PontifFire.com (12:36:49): Exactly
PontifFire.com (12:37:15): I was just saying it would've been nice for editors of the trailer to have left out the girl's powers
PontifFire.com (12:37:37): Don't spoil shit in trailer
Up Tighty Whities (12:37:43): you gotta give the people a taste
Larry the Cuck Guy (12:41:33): Damn That Power Rangers trailer was pretty cool
PontifFire.com (12:42:11): Bryan Cranston as Zordon should be pretty cool
Up Tighty Whities (12:42:20): I wanted the black ranger to be black
Up Tighty Whities (12:42:26): and the yellow to be asian
Up Tighty Whities (12:42:31): and blue to be a jew
Up Tighty Whities (12:42:38): and white to be the best one
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:44:00): What is oldman Logan
PontifFire.com (12:46:07): Comic
PontifFire.com (12:46:34): Just what it sounds like. Wolverine went grey and has saggy balls
Up Tighty Whities (12:48:00): so did hawkeye
Up Tighty Whities (12:48:07): also hawkeye is blind
Up Tighty Whities (12:48:14): and fucked like so many people
Up Tighty Whities (12:48:20): like sooooooooooooo many
Up Tighty Whities (12:48:48): i have the comic if you want to borrow it pete
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:50:55): oh shit i just watched the trailer
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:51:02): i saw the logan thing on youtube but had no idea it was wolverine
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:51:24): looks dope
Up Tighty Whities (12:58:20): Reddit. Why you try to stop it. It's happening https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2017-01-19T17:58:09Z/3c18a9e0.568x320r90.mp4
Larry the Cuck Guy (13:08:07): Did you take that video? Lol
Up Tighty Whities (13:27:58): yea
Up Tighty Whities (15:55:42): So the 0 thing lit everything up. And now like 5 out of the ten top posts in r/all are just pictures of trump
Up Tighty Whities (16:00:36): Were they rumors though?
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:02:05): Yea last night when I was sick and in bed I was just watching political commentary about what a shit candidate hillary was for a while. It's ridiculous the democratic party still thinks hillary wasn't the problem
Up Tighty Whities (16:24:03): https://pics.onsizzle.com/amlout-of-touch-no-itsthe-voters-who-are-wrong-5024437.png
PontifFire.com (16:34:25): On a serious note, if shit goes down tomorrow, I'll try and post as much as possible from wherever I'll be. I just made my Twitter public: @JoshMargulies
PontifFire.com (16:34:53): Remember me as I was. I want an honest obituary.
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:37:17): Josh was not a smart man. Or a particularly brave man, or a man of any outstanding quality. His weak will and below average intelligence surely led to a hard life that I'm sure he is happy to have ended.
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:37:50): Now if you'll join me while we throw him in this blender to become tree food
PontifFire.com (16:38:20): Seriously though, make sure that happens
PontifFire.com (16:39:34): Also, upon my demise, I hereby bestow upon you all the intellectual property rights to any nonsense I've written.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:44:52): None
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:44:58): Shits going down tomorrow
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:45:42): I think there will be violence in the audience
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:45:47): Josh get a punch in
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:45:58): So it's like every 3 doors down concert
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:46:20): With similar approval ratings of 3 doors down
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:46:31): Boom, take that 3 doors down, took you 3 pegs down
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:49:05): Just kidding I used to loge Kryptonite
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:49:07): Love
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:50:06): They do suck though
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:50:58): You packing ant kind of heat josh. What group/area are you gonna be at
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:56:55): With a few simple adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into 5 guns
Larry the Cuck Guy (16:57:27): None
PontifFire.com (17:04:01): Just bringing bandana and swim goggles in case of tear gas. That's about all you can do to help, according to protest groups
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:00:10): they called toby kieth one of the best well known artists of all time lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (18:20:07): Apparently he's has 21 #1 billboard hits, who knew
Larry the Cuck Guy (18:58:05): my mom is calling liquor stores to see if any of them carry Trump wine lol
Up Tighty Whities (19:29:13): Get me some
GroupMe (19:59:09): Larry the Cuck Guy changed the group's name to Trumps America
GroupMe (19:59:46): Larry the Cuck Guy changed name to Everything's Alt-Right
Everything's Alt-Right (21:29:44): I figured we start the new group chat name for the next 4 years 1 day early
GroupMe (21:31:43): Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (21:34:31): Up Tighty Whities changed name to I'm Quit All White
GroupMe (21:34:59): I'm Quit All White changed name to To Such Great Whites
To Such Great Whites (21:58:03): Here's s freebe before we go back to TrumpTastic Capitalism
Everything's Alt-Right (22:04:26): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDXtVlG2VW0
GroupMe (22:28:12): PontifFire.com changed name to Reich In The Kisser
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (23:04:55): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj0py2-5pGg
To Such Great Whites (23:21:42): Pete
To Such Great Whites (23:21:46): Don't you lie to me
To Such Great Whites (23:22:03): Did our president just lip sync smash mouth
Everything's Alt-Right (23:23:21): I like how they only showed him saying "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" lmao
To Such Great Whites (23:23:43): Yea well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
To Such Great Whites (23:23:51): Like jobs back to America
Friday, 20 January 2017
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (08:27:34): Some girl I knew from school who is now an eternal grad student is setting up a safe space for the election lol
To Such Great Whites (09:06:54): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
Reich In The Kisser (09:19:56): This is gonna be a shitshow
Reich In The Kisser (09:22:57): https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2017-01-20T14:22:49Z/c8176fa.640x360r90.mp4
Reich In The Kisser (09:27:51): Tension between voters is real
Everything's Alt-Right (09:29:16): Just hurl an egg from one side to the other
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:29:23): This is wild
Everything's Alt-Right (09:31:41): Or climb the send from one side to the other
To Such Great Whites (09:32:34): Scream keep your laws off my body, but i want you the white male to pay for everything
To Such Great Whites (09:32:38): see what happens
Everything's Alt-Right (09:33:38): Yell "keep your hands off my beautiful white body you chocolate devil!"
Everything's Alt-Right (09:33:59): None
Everything's Alt-Right (09:34:19): Used to play soccer with this cuckservative
Everything's Alt-Right (09:38:05): Send more videos of tension if you see any and try not to get fucked up
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (09:48:43): Kill a man
Reich In The Kisser (09:48:54): Check out @JoshMargulies's Tweet: https://twitter.com/JoshMargulies/status/822455243745226754?s=09
Reich In The Kisser (09:49:10): This just happened
Reich In The Kisser (09:59:14): Also just ran into Casey neistat
To Such Great Whites (10:00:59): I love Zach in the background
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:02:51): I'm jealous, I heard Casey was there
Reich In The Kisser (10:02:55): I just shook HHH's hand and Stephanie McMahon smiled at me
Reich In The Kisser (10:03:04): She's hot
To Such Great Whites (10:03:04): what
To Such Great Whites (10:03:15): she is
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:03:27): Who's HHH
Reich In The Kisser (10:03:31): I mean in real life, super hot
To Such Great Whites (10:03:32): The Connuticut Blue Blood himsef
To Such Great Whites (10:03:39): Triple H
Reich In The Kisser (10:03:40): Degeneration X
Reich In The Kisser (10:03:49): Own the WWE
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:03:58): Wait
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:04:00): Triple H
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:04:04): The wrestler?
To Such Great Whites (10:04:04): Yea
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:04:10): Goddamn
Everything's Alt-Right (10:04:12): Did you ask him if he ever considered becoming quadruple H
To Such Great Whites (10:04:16): Is he a mountian of a man
Everything's Alt-Right (10:04:30): I bet, dude is huge
Reich In The Kisser (10:04:33): Surprisingly not much taller than me
To Such Great Whites (10:04:40): He is triple H since his name is Hunter Hurst Helmsley
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:05:27): im so jealous you're there lol
Everything's Alt-Right (10:06:13): I really wanted to go. Damn studying for these admissions. I would have loved to have talked to alex Jones and just constantly made innuendos that globalist are jews
To Such Great Whites (10:06:28): Id Pedigree Triple H
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:06:30): you mean they aren't?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:08:17): now go pull your boner out and try to see if you can get into casey neistat's video
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:09:05): really just have your boner out the whole time
Reich In The Kisser (10:09:30): I just yelled "YouTube" at him and walked away
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:09:50): it's code, he'll know what it means
Everything's Alt-Right (10:12:37): You yelled youtube at alex jones?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:13:10): what time does this event start
Reich In The Kisser (10:15:26): No. At the Casey guy
Everything's Alt-Right (10:17:00): Josh you on the lawn?
Everything's Alt-Right (10:17:06): Or plan to go there?
Everything's Alt-Right (10:21:30): What I hate about globalist most, besides their love of money, is their huge noses, (((nahmean)))
Reich In The Kisser (10:21:57): Nah. Some j20 thing Zach wanted to go to
Reich In The Kisser (10:22:11): Possibly the lawn. Maybe not
Everything's Alt-Right (10:22:14): Oh nice
Everything's Alt-Right (10:22:32): That's the one I would have gone to. Zach is [[[woke]]]
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:25:29): What is J20?
Everything's Alt-Right (10:26:52): It's a Jewish critical hit
Reich In The Kisser (10:27:26): Socialist, commie something or other
Everything's Alt-Right (10:28:41): Yea it's a socialist/true left one not that liberal bullshit
Reich In The Kisser (10:34:52): Well, they're still annoying me with their gender fluid stuff
Reich In The Kisser (10:35:17): I support your cause, but I don't need you to tell me your gender
Everything's Alt-Right (10:36:33): Don't be a brocialist, they'll be give you a Lotta shit for it
Reich In The Kisser (10:39:26): It's also odd seeing people with Soviet Union flags then the Hillary Dems making the Trump Russia connection
To Such Great Whites (10:42:22): The US is a hot mess
To Such Great Whites (10:42:27): like its a 10
To Such Great Whites (10:42:47): but its puking in a toliet at a dive bar at the moment and it flashed the bartender for a free shot
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:43:48): lol brocialist
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:43:54): marc there is a political ideology for you
Everything's Alt-Right (10:53:53): It's socialist who ignore gender and sometimes racial issues (if the brocialist is white) and discrimination, think class issues/economics trumps all.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:57:34): thanks for mansplaining that to me
Everything's Alt-Right (10:59:39): It was my sexual pleasure
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:00:44): lets calm down here, dont start manspreading
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:00:47): cis scum
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:00:57): or even worse, blackspreading
Everything's Alt-Right (11:01:06): Josh, zach tells me you wouldn't even chant fuck the police
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:07:35): https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/822468427533209600
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:08:37): at least we know none of them have guns \ufffd
Everything's Alt-Right (11:10:04): I like the different comments. 1) they're the True fascists, 2) Cia did it with 3) trump did it
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:12:01): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqq-K09EkD0
To Such Great Whites (11:13:58): So things i learned
To Such Great Whites (11:14:13): the woman who started planned parent hood
To Such Great Whites (11:14:16): started it
To Such Great Whites (11:14:48): so she could exterminate the negros she was big into eugenics
To Such Great Whites (11:15:11): Odds a sniper shots?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:15:13): gotta start somewhere ya dig
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:15:22): (((white genocide)))
Everything's Alt-Right (11:16:47): I say 30 to 1 for a sniper shot. 10 to 1 for just hearing a gun go off during the ceremony.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:17:30): lol Cuckie Sanders is in the audience
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:18:02): cucks are out tonight
To Such Great Whites (11:18:18): Michelle looks like "who the fuck are all these white people'
To Such Great Whites (11:19:03): Bill straight up was staring about Michelles ass
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:19:47): black dont crack
Everything's Alt-Right (11:21:07): Black butts are good
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:21:43): hell yea they are
To Such Great Whites (11:22:50): so Melanie 2nd hottest first lady
To Such Great Whites (11:22:52): ever
Everything's Alt-Right (11:24:44): #1?
To Such Great Whites (11:24:59): Jackie Kenndey
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:25:21): Ladybird Johnson
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:25:35): That's a bird who won't quit
To Such Great Whites (11:28:55): HERE
To Such Great Whites (11:28:56): WE
To Such Great Whites (11:28:58): GO
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:29:05): im rock hard
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:29:08): #MAGA
Everything's Alt-Right (11:35:21): Start with the thumbs up
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:35:29): #LockHerUp
Everything's Alt-Right (11:35:53): Odds hell call out media at some point?
To Such Great Whites (11:36:09): 1:1
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:36:23): #FakeNews
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:36:27): #PizzagateIsreal
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:36:39): goddamn this country is fucked lol
Everything's Alt-Right (11:36:59): Buy a gun
Everything's Alt-Right (11:37:02): Learn to farm
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:37:11): sounds like too much work tbh
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:37:16): im just gonna ride this one out
Everything's Alt-Right (11:39:57): Senator Roy "Smokes fat" Blunts
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:40:20): lots of bible reading here
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:40:29): i guess this is how the rest of the world views america lol
Everything's Alt-Right (11:40:33): Trumps bringing his own personal bible
Everything's Alt-Right (11:40:41): From what I heard on fox earlier
Everything's Alt-Right (11:40:59): Aka the bible he bought at the CVS on his way over
To Such Great Whites (11:41:18): Its a kids Bible
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:41:23): the stream says hes using the lincoln bible
Everything's Alt-Right (11:41:36): Oh its a gay bible then huh
Everything's Alt-Right (11:41:58): We're are not a theocracy! Amen. Now a reading from Mathew.
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:42:49): lol yeah i know right
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:42:57): if it was one bible quote, ok
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:43:03): but this has been 15+ minutes of bible reading
Everything's Alt-Right (11:43:42): Yea lol. "Separation of church and state, just like it days in the bible!"
To Such Great Whites (11:44:05): Austin 3:16
Everything's Alt-Right (11:44:53): I'm expecting 1 token Jewish or non Christian verse
To Such Great Whites (11:49:18): shut this safe space commie up
Everything's Alt-Right (11:50:24): Lol bragging about how easy his job as music coordinator was "yea they were right down the street from me"
Everything's Alt-Right (11:50:55): Shit I didn't realize I was behind. Fuck chuck schumer
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:51:44): who is chuck schumer
Everything's Alt-Right (11:53:00): Guy who's introducing justice riggt now, dude who was talking
Everything's Alt-Right (11:53:05): He's an asshole from ny
Everything's Alt-Right (11:53:16): So just a guy from ny amirite
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:54:33): hurr durr
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:54:53): here it comes
Everything's Alt-Right (11:55:55): I feel like the sky's about to split open
Everything's Alt-Right (11:56:16): Do we really need another song in between lol
Everything's Alt-Right (11:56:24): Get on with it
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:56:35): alright snipers take your aim
To Such Great Whites (11:56:56): ALLUAH AKBAR
To Such Great Whites (11:57:16): DIRKA DIRKA JIHAD
Everything's Alt-Right (11:57:21): You're now both being monitored nice going lol
Everything's Alt-Right (11:57:23): Hi nsa
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (11:57:55): come and get me NSA
To Such Great Whites (12:00:21): HERE WE GO
To Such Great Whites (12:00:32): Love Trumps Hate
To Such Great Whites (12:00:37): Trump Trumps ALL
Everything's Alt-Right (12:02:05): It's like a wedding lol "may I now introduce to you for the first time as your president Donald j trump!!"
To Such Great Whites (12:04:31): is he going full commie?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:05:37): giving power ot the people
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:05:41): trump commie confirmed
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:05:52): marc, get liberty prime ready
To Such Great Whites (12:06:05): Yes Elder Sperlazzo
Everything's Alt-Right (12:06:35): Right my thoughts too sounded commie lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:07:07): looks like brian's been a conservative this whole time \ufffd
To Such Great Whites (12:07:11): None
To Such Great Whites (12:08:16): None
Everything's Alt-Right (12:11:46): Thought he was about to Rick roll us
To Such Great Whites (12:12:57): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUXmYxsIHjw
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:15:09): "we will eradicate islamic terrorism from the face of the earth"
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:15:12): lol ok pal
Everything's Alt-Right (12:15:45): That one dude was nodding along like "hell yea"
To Such Great Whites (12:16:23): is he just reading the brotherhood of steeles hand book
Everything's Alt-Right (12:18:00): I feel like this speech has a lot of backhanded things against Obama, which I don't hate lol
To Such Great Whites (12:18:19): i feel like he just throw buzzwords into a blender and went with it
Everything's Alt-Right (12:19:14): Used some socialist rhetoric to appeal the left, threw in some nationalism and religion to cover the right, Obama suck it, maga, ok I'm outtie
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:20:20): \ufffd
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:20:27): left enough for ya?
Everything's Alt-Right (12:21:24): It never is :(
Everything's Alt-Right (12:23:23): Stock market went down .3% in 15 minutes while trump got sworn in spoke and is no going back up lol
To Such Great Whites (12:24:36): cray
Everything's Alt-Right (12:25:42): Ok so everything else now is bullshit right?
Everything's Alt-Right (12:25:58): Trump got sworn in, he spoke, anything else good happening?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:27:04): yea its just bs now
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:27:42): trump got sworn in, rene dried his tears, the world keeps spinning
To Such Great Whites (12:27:59): Lena Dunham still fucking here
Everything's Alt-Right (12:29:15): Yea if we have to deal with trump she should at least uphold her promise
Everything's Alt-Right (12:29:20): It's the liberal thing to do ;)
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:33:39): And you know what else I've realized I can survive, as a Jewish Pro-Choice Sexual Assault Survivor With a Queer Family Member and a Belief That We Are All Beautiful and Equal? I can survive staying in this country, MY country, blah blah blah
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:33:43): goddamn she is the worst lol
Everything's Alt-Right (12:34:02): Is that what she said lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:34:45): yup
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:34:59): shes so brave, having a gay cousin
Everything's Alt-Right (12:35:25): Being born wealthy in NY must have been super rough on her
Everything's Alt-Right (12:36:43): She's so out of touch lol. She got into a lot of great art schools cause her dad was rich. At a comic con type thing for her show Girls, she was asked how she made I to hbo and she said she didn't know how to answer it just sort of happened. Like nah, your dad got you into top quality schools that hbo probably looks to for new talent lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:37:43): and she wrote a memoir at age 27 lol
Everything's Alt-Right (12:38:26): And it involves a story about her sexually violating her sister iirc
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:38:59): i think people blew that one out of proportion tbh, not that i support lena dunham or anything
Everything's Alt-Right (12:39:38): Oh looks like we have a Lenanite in our midsts
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:39:56): i read an interesting theory that says maybe lena was molested as a kid because it would explain why she was acting that way
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:40:05): and go google "Carroll Dunham Art"
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:40:06): that's her dad
To Such Great Whites (12:51:24): that explains alot
Everything's Alt-Right (12:51:43): Lotta butts
To Such Great Whites (12:51:56): vaggy butts
To Such Great Whites (12:52:11): like he didnt want to see her face while he was bainging her
Everything's Alt-Right (13:16:13): Josh you dead yet?
To Such Great Whites (13:16:54): on the outside
To Such Great Whites (13:16:57): not just the inside
To Such Great Whites (13:17:10): you have been dead inside for as long as ive kjnown\xa0you
To Such Great Whites (13:21:19): http://imgur.com/Gk7eEmD
To Such Great Whites (13:22:17): Also
To Such Great Whites (13:22:27): I dont get the apeal of Emma Watson
To Such Great Whites (13:22:37): like i get she is attractive
To Such Great Whites (13:22:47): but not like goddess leve
Everything's Alt-Right (13:23:34): She spoke at the UN with her liberal bourgie feminism, and that made a lot of people like her more
To Such Great Whites (13:23:59): ehh
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:24:00): People like her because she was in Harry Potter, duh
To Such Great Whites (13:24:06): ehh again
To Such Great Whites (13:24:11): if im doing anyone
To Such Great Whites (13:24:16): im raw dogging Rubert
Reich In The Kisser (13:25:07): I think it's him. In the flesh
Reich In The Kisser (13:25:08): None
To Such Great Whites (13:25:22): VERMON
To Such Great Whites (13:25:25): MY DUDE
Everything's Alt-Right (13:25:59): Damn that's awesome
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:26:53): i wonder what trump's zombie contingency plan is
To Such Great Whites (13:27:23): brah
To Such Great Whites (13:27:24): http://pre09.deviantart.net/2804/th/pre/f/2016/117/5/2/the_donald_by_sharpwriter-da0eh6b.jpg
To Such Great Whites (13:27:28): that
To Such Great Whites (13:29:22): Someone's salty
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:30:45): for real, how come liberals are so supportive of muslims but hate christians so much?
To Such Great Whites (13:31:29): Becuase Pete
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:31:31): fighting against islamophobia, making safe spaces for them to pray, fighting for the rights to wear burqas and shit, "LGBT for Muslims" etc
To Such Great Whites (13:31:40): Listen
To Such Great Whites (13:31:53): Muslims really dont mix well with LLGBT
To Such Great Whites (13:32:07): Like the pope said it was cool to be gay now
To Such Great Whites (13:32:20): but sharia law is still a thing in countrys
To Such Great Whites (13:32:32): The church is fucked up
To Such Great Whites (13:32:40): dont get me wrong
To Such Great Whites (13:32:47): but so is Islam
To Such Great Whites (13:32:51): and arguabbly more so
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:33:02): its just weird that the same guys who are fighting for muslims in the US are the same ones fighting christians trying to ban abortion, gay marriage, etc
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:33:11): like isnt it the same shit
To Such Great Whites (13:33:28): people are stupid
To Such Great Whites (13:34:12): alot of people who are super loud about shit contradict there statements
To Such Great Whites (13:34:19): like keep your laws off my body
To Such Great Whites (13:34:25): and then they want communism
To Such Great Whites (13:34:44): you can want communism, but that entails a much bigger governement
To Such Great Whites (13:35:40): Moral of the story
To Such Great Whites (13:35:48): people suck and dont understand each other
To Such Great Whites (13:35:52): or how life workd
To Such Great Whites (13:36:00): let the bees have the planet
Everything's Alt-Right (13:37:19): None
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:38:32): hell yea
Reich In The Kisser (14:00:16): Check Twitter
Reich In The Kisser (14:00:16): Tear gas
Everything's Alt-Right (14:02:05): Shit
Everything's Alt-Right (14:02:08): Where are you at
Reich In The Kisser (14:02:51): Right where it started
Reich In The Kisser (14:02:56): Moving now
Reich In The Kisser (14:03:22): We had just left the park where it started like two minutes before
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:03:32): apparently they're trying to loot a starbucks or something?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:03:37): at least smashing the windows in
Everything's Alt-Right (14:03:40): Fox not showing it, CNN is
Everything's Alt-Right (14:04:58): You see people throwing rocks/bottles at police josh?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:05:04): https://twitter.com/PzFeed/status/822471783756525573
Everything's Alt-Right (14:06:02): CNN has a feed
Reich In The Kisser (14:06:35): I saw a traffic cone get thrown
Reich In The Kisser (14:07:01): I'm pretty sure I recorded the first tear gas grenade
Reich In The Kisser (14:07:06): Watch Twitter
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:10:26): stay safe
Everything's Alt-Right (14:12:46): Flashback went off
Everything's Alt-Right (14:13:04): Flashbang* in case you heard it and are wondering what it was
Everything's Alt-Right (14:14:39): This shit is insane
To Such Great Whites (14:16:08): at what point does protest turn into riots
Everything's Alt-Right (14:16:34): Once that first molotov is thrown
To Such Great Whites (14:17:16): liberals are poor they cant afford caroseen
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:17:34): some biker beat up a protester lol
Everything's Alt-Right (14:18:25): Who saw that one coming lol
To Such Great Whites (14:18:32): what did he do thoug
To Such Great Whites (14:18:36): not love America
To Such Great Whites (14:18:42): cause ill kill a man
Everything's Alt-Right (14:18:47): Fuck america
To Such Great Whites (14:20:02): Pete
To Such Great Whites (14:20:10): Protocol 66
To Such Great Whites (14:20:23): silencers is still in the boo berries
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:20:38): ok you go get the younglings
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:22:32): #StillWithHer
Everything's Alt-Right (14:23:16): Save us HillDawg!
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:23:46): LGBT Slay Kween \ufffd
Everything's Alt-Right (14:24:35): Yassss
Everything's Alt-Right (14:25:09): Some dude just walked through a crowd caring a drone above his head
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:25:43): https://gfycat.com/MajorMedicalKinkajou
Everything's Alt-Right (14:26:38): He didn't give af hillary saw him do it lol
Everything's Alt-Right (14:27:18): If you watch Hillary, she's checking out Michelle in the beginning
To Such Great Whites (15:49:09): bill you the man
To Such Great Whites (15:49:19): a rapist, but still awesome
Reich In The Kisser (15:52:20): Fucking trash cans were set on fire in the middle of the street
Reich In The Kisser (15:52:33): And people dragged a bench over to sit by the fire
To Such Great Whites (15:52:41): Peaceful protests
Reich In The Kisser (15:53:04): I'm not too sure what that accomplished
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:53:27): Gotta get warm somehow
To Such Great Whites (15:53:28): Giving Fox News more to talk about
To Such Great Whites (15:54:56): https://i.redd.it/3gxv5lvz6way.png
Everything's Alt-Right (16:13:25): I for one liked the protest and trashcan
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:14:28): that'll show trump!
To Such Great Whites (16:40:55): Wait
To Such Great Whites (16:41:03): so if a girl wants to be a guy
To Such Great Whites (16:41:05): she can get test
To Such Great Whites (16:41:13): can i get test to be even more of a man
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:45:31): Are you man enough?
To Such Great Whites (16:46:10): no
To Such Great Whites (16:46:15): thats why i need steriods
Everything's Alt-Right (17:08:15): It'd be nice to just be able to get test or hgh lol
To Such Great Whites (17:09:12): Anyone know any shady doctors
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:16:18): Buy them online like everyone else
To Such Great Whites (17:16:39): Nah
To Such Great Whites (17:16:51): I need a doctor to know I'm gunna be jacked
Everything's Alt-Right (17:22:13): they're called testosterone clinics lol
To Such Great Whites (17:22:28): you mean beef farms
Everything's Alt-Right (17:22:37): basically go, get your test tested, some guy (not a real doctor) will say oh you got low T, here's a script
Everything's Alt-Right (17:22:53): None
Everything's Alt-Right (17:45:43): Remember when the world was just, and it was still her turn?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (18:04:55): I bet Hillary wouldn't have lost if she didn't dress like the villain from a fuckin dystopian movie
Everything's Alt-Right (18:16:29): None
Everything's Alt-Right (18:19:31): None
To Such Great Whites (18:48:27): You might ask yourself. Marc are you going to get shitfaced around 14 year olds at a event from work.
To Such Great Whites (18:48:33): You'd be right get
Everything's Alt-Right (18:48:50): My man
Everything's Alt-Right (18:49:26): It's the perfect time to lay out your political agenda to young impressionable minds
To Such Great Whites (19:01:32): Buy gold
To Such Great Whites (19:01:54): There's like 40 beers. I'm gunna drink them all
To Such Great Whites (19:02:06): I am way to white for this
To Such Great Whites (19:02:14): The show
To Such Great Whites (19:10:57): There is just me a 40 old and his two kids
To Such Great Whites (22:22:19): I just smok s weed with my rep in Barclays
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (22:28:50): Way to admit to a crime, I'm turning you in to the Feds now
To Such Great Whites (22:31:20): You what I'll say to the Feds
To Such Great Whites (22:31:24): Hold my beer
To Such Great Whites (23:44:32): Tonight was awesome.
To Such Great Whites (23:47:15): I found the man I want to be
To Such Great Whites (23:54:10): Should I drop 300 on 3 pairs of shoes?
Saturday, 21 January 2017
Reich In The Kisser (00:14:08): No
To Such Great Whites (00:14:23): Okay
To Such Great Whites (00:15:07): But Also and follow me on this camera guy
To Such Great Whites (00:15:36): ITS TRUMPS AMERICA NOW
Reich In The Kisser (01:00:21): No
Everything's Alt-Right (09:27:11): Richard spencer, alt right guy who led that meeting where they were doing nazi salutes, punched by anarchist
Everything's Alt-Right (09:27:13): https://mobile.twitter.com/prttybadtweeter/status/822620848897069056
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (10:25:52): Nazis watch out!!!
Everything's Alt-Right (11:23:32): just wait till Trumps TT comes asking for your non-jewish verification papers
Reich In The Kisser (12:27:20): It's crazy how many more people are here today than yesterday
Everything's Alt-Right (12:31:18): Million woman march?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:32:12): Trump can't possibly grab a million pussies
Everything's Alt-Right (12:32:55): Call out celebrities you see for their faux progressive ideals and chicanery. Tell Emma Watson her and everyone like her is part of the problem not the solution. Tell em josh!
Everything's Alt-Right (12:33:15): Soon he'll be a pussy millionaire
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:33:57): Check out Rene vs Chris Kryssa
Everything's Alt-Right (12:34:10): Fb?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:35:15): Instagram I think
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:35:39): Rene said fight me irl
Everything's Alt-Right (12:37:27): I just saw it
Everything's Alt-Right (12:37:32): Wish there there was more context
To Such Great Whites (12:38:29): Screen shot me
Everything's Alt-Right (12:38:31): Rene is ripe for radicalization. Target acquired. Loading zesty commie memes.
Everything's Alt-Right (12:39:13): None
Everything's Alt-Right (12:39:19): None
To Such Great Whites (12:41:25): You want me to emoji at your face?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:42:30): lol Rene stop
Everything's Alt-Right (12:43:04): Rene you need to go further left, right now your just a dumb liberal.
Everything's Alt-Right (12:43:16): A safety pin liberal
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:43:51): You know what you must do Rene
Everything's Alt-Right (12:44:11): Make Stalin look like an anarchist rene
To Such Great Whites (12:44:12): Hope the fence?
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (12:44:42): Lock n load
To Such Great Whites (12:45:02): More like cock and load
Everything's Alt-Right (13:13:44): https://i.reddituploads.com/6343557e6ca3427186bf27a2ac2daa90?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=b22457d7aff0c5acb5b5a9f4e1baa533
Everything's Alt-Right (13:14:00): Someone tweet this at rene
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:25:58): God damn liberals!!!!!!!
Everything's Alt-Right (13:28:56): Seriously though, it's a good way to get under rene or any liberals skin. Most democrats who think they're left hate people when other people are further left lol
Everything's Alt-Right (13:30:02): Hell you saw it with hillary and bernie lol. Even the slay keen yass couldn't resist smearing bernie just because he was further left. And it was her turn!
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:31:44): Not every liberal is an unwoken communist lol
Everything's Alt-Right (13:32:45): Yea but liberals hate when someone from the left critiques them without fail
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:45:30): None
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (13:45:44): 4 more years!!!
Everything's Alt-Right (17:08:44): I'd say there's no way that's real but I also feel like it is lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:08:59): It's real
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:09:12): I pulled it right off twitter
Everything's Alt-Right (17:09:39): Jesus christ lmao
To Such Great Whites (17:09:44): Nah your pull game is weak. That's why you got 5 kids
Everything's Alt-Right (17:10:19): Well I'm happy to know our social media histories we all thought would limit us, shouldn't.
Everything's Alt-Right (17:10:35): If a corporation says you tweeted inappropriately in the past, show em that lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:13:30): None
Everything's Alt-Right (17:14:56): Yea his twitter is a goldmine
Reich In The Kisser (17:42:38): None
Reich In The Kisser (17:43:15): None
Everything's Alt-Right (17:45:11): Who's second person?
Everything's Alt-Right (17:45:47): Also that first person meeting john kerry looks looks like a characiture lol
Everything's Alt-Right (17:46:41): Ah shit Angela
Reich In The Kisser (17:46:45): Yup
Reich In The Kisser (17:46:51): She was really nice
Reich In The Kisser (17:46:54): And hot
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:46:58): Who?
Reich In The Kisser (17:47:00): So is her sister
Reich In The Kisser (17:47:06): Portia Doubleday
Reich In The Kisser (17:47:11): Actress on Mr robot
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:47:25): Oh yea Mrs Robot
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:47:59): Lots of famous womyn out tonight
Sunday, 22 January 2017
To Such Great Whites (12:38:04): Aziz killed it in his monologue during SNL
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (14:17:40): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kepxfs5GnZM\\
Everything's Alt-Right (15:45:30): thats a great scream lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (15:45:55): It's incredible
Everything's Alt-Right (15:57:49): If only she yelled "It was her tuuuuuuuuurn"
Everything's Alt-Right (16:03:43): None
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:10:45): Low ride durrrrrrr
Everything's Alt-Right (16:18:21): http://imgur.com/NiCLJ0K
Everything's Alt-Right (16:18:49): "Becaues these kinds of people are roaming around" = people who don't put up with your nazi bullshit lol
Everything's Alt-Right (16:19:02): can't we see, the nazi organizer here was the REAL victim
To Such Great Whites (16:37:53): He also ruined Pepe the frog
To Such Great Whites (16:38:05): That's the real crimes
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:39:02): The alt right doxxed the guy who punched ricihard spencer and it turns out he is a literal cuck lol
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:39:06): Cucks vs nazis
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:39:14): Welcome to politics in 2017
Everything's Alt-Right (16:39:33): How'd they find him? Got a link?
To Such Great Whites (16:42:31): It's the Internet. They know all
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:42:59): I'll send it when I get home, it's pretty funny
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (16:43:08): And it's the power of al right 4channers
Everything's Alt-Right (16:46:52): None
Everything's Alt-Right (16:46:54): Where was this hamza before
Everything's Alt-Right (16:48:58): https://i.redd.it/bd788bus44by.jpg
To Such Great Whites (16:58:44): How much does he spend on hookers yearly
Everything's Alt-Right (17:01:54): You don't understand. The hookers pay him. \xa0He's that good.
To Such Great Whites (17:02:30): Met Spencer's. Pimps hate him\nFor this one simple trick
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:35:30): Lol literally a shit eating cuck
Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit (17:35:37): The world is a big meme
To Such Great Whites (18:08:12): Was bane socialist or libertarian
To Such Great Whites (18:08:18): I can't figure it out
Reich In The Kisser (18:09:45): he's definitely anti capitalism, so not possible he's lib
To Such Great Whites (18:10:43): Can we all just talk politics in the context of DC
Everything's Alt-Right (18:15:55): right now, 10% of super hero's have 90% of the the super hero movie deals
Reich In The Kisser (18:17:01): Brian
Reich In The Kisser (18:17:04): What you doing
GroupMe (18:22:14): Fill Up My Holes With the Holy Spirit changed name to Richard Spence-Her
To Such Great Whites (18:26:27): But Superman does way more work then plastic man. Why should he get stuff for being un popular. Work hard to stop Villiand and you can be sucrsdfu.
Everything's Alt-Right (18:52:42): Well maybe there's other plastic men out there in the world who want to see their kind represented. Don't be an anti-plastite.
To Such Great Whites (19:14:25): Plastic man was a thug
To Such Great Whites (19:14:35): A thief and an pickpocket
To Such Great Whites (19:15:19): (For real he was, I know it works in this context. But he was a thief and plays a big role in injustice)
To Such Great Whites (19:17:00): Honestly read injustice and if you picture superman as captlists you have a case
Richard Spence-Her (19:17:03): Is there really a super hero named plastic man
To Such Great Whites (19:17:13): But also if you think of soclism is works
Reich In The Kisser (19:17:27): Yeah. He's just stretchy
Reich In The Kisser (19:17:35): Like Reid Richards
Richard Spence-Her (19:17:37): Literacy was a mistake
To Such Great Whites (19:17:55): None
Everything's Alt-Right (19:18:03): I guess we're all meat men then
Everything's Alt-Right (19:18:23): Just because we're made of meat, that's our power lol.
To Such Great Whites (19:18:27): D.C doesn't have a lot of black people
To Such Great Whites (19:19:06): Jon Stewart Green Lantern was just and I quote. "Was a replacement for Hal while he was gone"
Everything's Alt-Right (19:19:18): Duh, Gotham is actually a gated community and what Bruce Wayne sees is just one man's descent into madness.
To Such Great Whites (19:19:34): Gotham is a shithole
Everything's Alt-Right (19:20:33): That's how Bruce Wayne views it when the cleaners are 2 hours late on the weekend
To Such Great Whites (19:21:28): I AM HERE SCUMBAGS. \n\nHOKAY MISSER BRUCE. I CLEAN DISHES NOW\n\nI AM THE NIGHT
Everything's Alt-Right (19:21:50): So senor, tu es the night
Everything's Alt-Right (19:21:55): Si*
To Such Great Whites (19:22:26): Estes la noche
To Such Great Whites (19:22:50): Also Maria. Tell Pepe the pool boy he needs to where his mister freeze costume I bought him
Everything's Alt-Right (19:23:18): FREEZE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Everything's Alt-Right (19:23:21): Thanks Maria ;)
To Such Great Whites (19:23:53): Senor Wayne. There was a dead bird in the filter. I throw it out.
To Such Great Whites (19:24:01): NOOOOO NOT ROBIN. YOU MONSTER
Everything's Alt-Right (19:24:52): Now that's the gold
To Such Great Whites (19:25:15): I think we have a short series
Everything's Alt-Right (19:25:36): I do too I think this could be funny lol
To Such Great Whites (19:26:52): Surburam Superhero
GroupMe (19:48:09): Reich In The Kisser changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (19:48:45): Reich In The Kisser changed the group's avatar
Richard Spence-Her (19:50:53): that is a beautiful picture
Everything's Alt-Right (19:51:44): You should post that to reddit lol
Reich In The Kisser (19:52:14): Eh. I wouldn't want my face all over Reddit. Doubt Zach would either.
Everything's Alt-Right (19:52:26): True. Stay off the grid.
Reich In The Kisser (19:52:50): None
Everything's Alt-Right (19:53:11): Now that one you should post
Richard Spence-Her (19:53:35): Sometimes I have a hard time believing he is a real person
Reich In The Kisser (19:53:53): Eh. I don't need fake points. Feel free to post yourself. You have my permission.
To Such Great Whites (19:53:55): None
Reich In The Kisser (19:53:59): Believe it. He's real
Everything's Alt-Right (19:55:09): I recently heard a interview with him. He's actually not always retarded actually, he'll talk about how banks and the free market are the new imperialist tool used to drain nations of their resources, then tell people to buy his water filter and to take testosterone
Everything's Alt-Right (19:55:44): And them hell say something stupid
Richard Spence-Her (20:15:58): You just aren't truly woke yet \U0001f609
Everything's Alt-Right (20:24:15): Damn (((globalists)))
Everything's Alt-Right (21:20:12): http://imgur.com/7x1V3BB?r
Everything's Alt-Right (21:21:21): https://youtu.be/iXSx2jWz2zM
To Such Great Whites (21:28:00): None
To Such Great Whites (21:29:12): Now we wait. Asian man stands up to BLM. Who will whites support?
To Such Great Whites (22:01:38): Old people man
Monday, 23 January 2017
To Such Great Whites (09:19:44): I miss autotune the news
Everything's Alt-Right (12:02:08): So many internet fads have come in gone its kind of crazy
Richard Spence-Her (12:02:27): Can't wait to tell my grandkids about YTMND
Everything's Alt-Right (12:08:26): Hey Marc, is your mom related to an Angela Petrucelli?
To Such Great Whites (12:14:44): Probs not why
To Such Great Whites (12:15:04): My moms last name was Tesserio
Everything's Alt-Right (12:16:01): ah ok. my mom was asking, because my old bosses wife's name was angela petrucelli, formerly angela ruggiero
To Such Great Whites (12:18:10): woulndt\xa0my dad be related to her then?
To Such Great Whites (12:18:43): and still no
Everything's Alt-Right (12:18:46): yea that's what i thought. idk why mom mom said your mom lol
To Such Great Whites (12:21:32): tell your mom to stop being racist to us EYE Ties
Richard Spence-Her (13:40:20): Mama Mia pasta fazool
To Such Great Whites (15:10:30): repealling obama care could kill 43,000 anually
To Such Great Whites (15:10:41): how do we make it an even 50,000
To Such Great Whites (15:10:46): i hate people
Everything's Alt-Right (15:25:35): Let's add the 7,000 wealthiest americans to make it an even 50k to make sure it kills both sides of the spectrum
To Such Great Whites (15:27:38): i dont care how much they make
To Such Great Whites (15:27:39): as long as they are dead
To Such Great Whites (15:28:14): Can we save bill gates though
To Such Great Whites (15:28:17): i like him
To Such Great Whites (15:28:22): he gives alot to charity
Everything's Alt-Right (15:28:51): Nah, hes honcho numero uno.
Everything's Alt-Right (15:28:57): Then Zuckerberggggggg
To Such Great Whites (15:29:24): Dinkelberg
To Such Great Whites (15:30:04): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/52/d6/80/52d6803a3dca6b1a4c9569ad7088c43d.jpg
Everything's Alt-Right (15:30:26): you hear zuckerberg is suing hundreds of hawaiin because right now they're legally allowed to live on part of his 700 acre beach front property, and he wants more privacy, so through all ihs different companies he's sued these people to get them off his land. at which point he wants to build a wall.
Everything's Alt-Right (15:30:59): and before this, for a while, zuckerberg only wanted to "ate what he killed" so he would hunt animals, then give them to a professional butcher to prepare, and then a professional chef would cook it for him. he did for a while
Richard Spence-Her (15:31:14): A sort of Wailing Wall, I'd imagine
Everything's Alt-Right (15:31:30): He's a really weird dude
Everything's Alt-Right (15:31:49): If he didn't have money he'd just be a weird 4chan guy
Reich In The Kisser (15:33:56): O man. Completely unrelated, but I just realized that my handle here "Reich in the Kisser" is quite fitting for Richard Spencer
To Such Great Whites (15:36:41): What a world we live in when a neo nazi gets punched in the face by a shitting eating cuck
Everything's Alt-Right (15:37:01): Yea turned out that's not true btw. There's currently a bounty put up by the alt-right to find the guy
Everything's Alt-Right (15:37:10): That cuck is a dead bdsm actor, died a few years ago apparently
To Such Great Whites (15:37:16): boo
Everything's Alt-Right (15:37:30): /pol/ thought it would be funny to make the anti-fa guy look like a cuck
To Such Great Whites (15:37:47): how punched him them
To Such Great Whites (15:37:58): Carmen San Deigo
Richard Spence-Her (15:41:58): Can we have a moment of silence for the dead shit eating cuck
Everything's Alt-Right (16:00:19): http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/us-dangerous-global-warming-climate-change-20-years-two-decades-before-rest-of-the-world-environment-a7535681.html
Reich In The Kisser (16:03:37): Seems fitting
Richard Spence-Her (16:05:29): Isn't NYC supposed to be underwater by now lol
To Such Great Whites (16:06:23): yea werent the polar icecaps suposed to melt by 2015
To Such Great Whites (16:07:32): im starting to think this was all some liberal bull shit
To Such Great Whites (16:08:38): http://i.imgur.com/t9y5pAub.jpg
Everything's Alt-Right (16:09:54): They are melting. We're currently also in a mass extinction phase and some of that is due to global warming.
Reich In The Kisser (16:12:22): TIL Brian is a mouthpiece for Hillary
Richard Spence-Her (16:13:40): Ohhhhhh shit
Richard Spence-Her (16:14:39): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1jQoOxLrWo
To Such Great Whites (16:21:10): http://i.imgur.com/x09VuaR.gif
Richard Spence-Her (16:32:44): http://www.avclub.com/article/trumps-new-press-secretary-five-year-running-feud--248859
Richard Spence-Her (16:32:54): trump administration is off to a good start IMO
Richard Spence-Her (16:32:56): fuck dippin dots
Richard Spence-Her (16:33:06): all they do is stick to your tongue & burn it
Everything's Alt-Right (16:34:21): It's now astronauts eat it!
To Such Great Whites (16:42:09): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C234_wWWgAA0QWK.jpg
To Such Great Whites (16:42:20): WHERE IS YOUR COMMIE GOD NOW
To Such Great Whites (16:42:26): Bernie wants MAGA
To Such Great Whites (18:47:15): NJ transit and the path are shit shows. This is why I do t trust the government
Everything's Alt-Right (19:28:03): 1) bernie wanted to get rid of TPP before trump, 2) free trade deals are neoliberal bs that only serve rich people so it makes sense he's against it. You shouldn't, government sucks. Anarchy baby
To Such Great Whites (19:29:20): Can I sue NJ transit for emotional stress
To Such Great Whites (19:39:10): Or at least set it all on fire
Tuesday, 24 January 2017
To Such Great Whites (10:08:57): http://1002.nccdn.net/1_5/340/060/391/28037_1449878006_220_28037.jpg
To Such Great Whites (10:09:06): this is my spirit animal
Reich In The Kisser (10:36:48): Don't talk back
To Such Great Whites (11:37:34): I cant get over Zach in that picture
To Such Great Whites (11:37:42): he is just amazing
To Such Great Whites (11:37:54): At least your parents got one right
To Such Great Whites (13:35:33): Im putting the finishing touches on the DND campaign for Sunday, so I went on r/DND to see some stuff, its like iamverysmart and neckbeard things rolled into one
Richard Spence-Her (13:37:51): Are you surprised lol
Reich In The Kisser (13:38:14): Can't play Sunday
Reich In The Kisser (13:38:33): Can't play until sometime in February
To Such Great Whites (14:17:06): Loser
To Such Great Whites (14:58:11): https://i.reddituploads.com/b3597a18b172496da06116040e859642?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=b7166d02bd2c4e2ef4bcef6e9aff285c
Everything's Alt-Right (15:48:10): Kid drive this car to flavor town or I'll jalape\xf1o popper your knee caps capeesh?
Everything's Alt-Right (16:00:24): One wrong move and I'll Baja blast your head clean off that body
To Such Great Whites (16:08:32): Shut up or I'll blast your donkey sauce all over the walls
Everything's Alt-Right (18:02:44): http://www.theonion.com/article/departing-obama-tearfully-shoos-away-loyal-drone-f-55100
Richard Spence-Her (18:24:17): That was a man who truly loved his drones
Everything's Alt-Right (18:25:27): He is our Drone War president. Thank goodness he's progressive!
Reich In The Kisser (21:58:37): https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/824083821889015809
Reich In The Kisser (21:58:50): guys, the wall goes up tomorrow.
Reich In The Kisser (21:59:29): I know he wants to make America great again, but who'd have thought that he'd do it in less than one week
To Such Great Whites (21:59:34): Guys
To Such Great Whites (21:59:44): What if the wall
To Such Great Whites (21:59:50): Is a huge Walmart
To Such Great Whites (21:59:59): And the Mexicans come I through the back to work
Reich In The Kisser (22:00:03): multi-purpose
Reich In The Kisser (22:00:05): nice
To Such Great Whites (22:00:34): I want to speak to\nSomeone in politics to see if my half assed ideas could get traction
Reich In The Kisser (22:01:27): http://www.njleg.state.nj.us/members/BIO.asp?Leg=388
To Such Great Whites (22:02:16): I feel like Steve pumped that well dry
Richard Spence-Her (22:58:05): damn, mr karabinchak sponsored the Robocop Act, that's awesome
Wednesday, 25 January 2017
To Such Great Whites (07:51:44): I'm more a fan of the Skynet bill being proposed right now
To Such Great Whites (07:52:03): Also who named it robocop they had to know what they were doing
Everything's Alt-Right (07:53:58): http://m.imgur.com/gPM97h5
Everything's Alt-Right (08:45:55): So who's volunteering to build the wall?
To Such Great Whites (09:05:36): We get the Mexicans to build it. Then make sure the finish on the Mexico side
To Such Great Whites (09:05:50): I feel like I could be in Trumps cabinet
Richard Spence-Her (09:08:02): Why are we wasting our time building a wall? What we should really be building is a giant moat
To Such Great Whites (09:08:34): Fuck it. Giants wrestling ring and you want in America
To Such Great Whites (09:08:37): You gotta beat
To Such Great Whites (09:08:45): JOHNNNNN CEEENNNNNNAAAAA
Richard Spence-Her (09:08:48): Can't tunnel under it and make it really wide so you can't pole vault over it like you know those Mexicans like to do
Richard Spence-Her (09:08:57): Fill it with alligators
To Such Great Whites (09:09:12): Grow the alligator farm industry
Richard Spence-Her (09:09:25): Get em from Florida
Richard Spence-Her (09:09:35): Then less infants get eaten, more illegals are scared away
Richard Spence-Her (09:09:39): Win win win
To Such Great Whites (09:09:42): And then the Florida meth trade will go up
To Such Great Whites (09:09:48): So bringing back jobs
Richard Spence-Her (09:09:53): Exactly
Richard Spence-Her (09:10:01): Legalize drugs but kick out the Mexicans. That'll show em
To Such Great Whites (09:20:46): My sister said the Onion should write an article about trump calling them fake news
To Such Great Whites (10:34:03): my supervisor had a bad break up and he got laid last nigth so i feel like i could ask for something cool today and get it
To Such Great Whites (10:34:07): what do i ask for
Everything's Alt-Right (10:34:19): A raise/bonus
Richard Spence-Her (10:34:30): What all millennials want, a standing desk
Everything's Alt-Right (10:49:48): Tell him what you want in 3 emojis or less
To Such Great Whites (10:50:43): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
To Such Great Whites (10:51:17): \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
To Such Great Whites (10:54:25): Can i talk to HR to instute hazing
Richard Spence-Her (10:55:41): That's some forward thinking
Everything's Alt-Right (10:59:50): There's already year long hazing done by the government where they stick to your asshole, it's called TAXES
Richard Spence-Her (11:48:47): Kill me
Reich In The Kisser (11:50:30): Everything is shit
Richard Spence-Her (11:51:23): \U0001f4a9
Everything's Alt-Right (11:52:39): Smart phones where a mistake
Everything's Alt-Right (11:52:45): Were*
Richard Spence-Her (11:56:54): I'd take it a step further, mass communication was a mistake
Reich In The Kisser (11:58:40): For example
Reich In The Kisser (11:58:42): https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/824078417213747200
Richard Spence-Her (12:00:48): F A K E N E W S
Richard Spence-Her (12:03:20): I can't believe this is our president lol
Richard Spence-Her (12:03:35): Like he wrote this tweet as the president of the US
Richard Spence-Her (12:03:39): God damn
Reich In The Kisser (12:03:41): Yup
Reich In The Kisser (12:04:14): I wonder who Hank Hill would've voted for
Richard Spence-Her (12:07:23): He would not respect trump
Reich In The Kisser (12:08:44): Would he have voted for Hillary
Reich In The Kisser (12:09:43): Dale is definitely a Gary Johnson kinda guy
Reich In The Kisser (12:09:59): No one cares about Peggy
Everything's Alt-Right (12:10:27): Someone on/r/learnprogramming made a bot that monitors trumps tweets and checks the stock prices of companies he mentions for the following week lol
Richard Spence-Her (12:10:43): Bobby would learn about Bernie sanders and then harass hank about it
Everything's Alt-Right (12:11:06): Dad I want to go to clown college for free!
Reich In The Kisser (12:12:08): None
Everything's Alt-Right (12:17:39): People on CNN still saying wait and see on Trump lol. Dudes calling out media like he's still campaigning, says he's gonna stick feds into Chicago if they don't fix their homicide problem/cut funding, signed a bill that will cut USAID to places that offer abortion for any reason, signed an executive order to push through DAPL and keystone pipelines, and still technically isn't divorced from his companies. And he's only been president 4 days lol
Reich In The Kisser (12:18:31): But Brian, he is a successful businessman.
Reich In The Kisser (12:18:42): He's gonna make America great. Again.
Everything's Alt-Right (12:18:55): Yes the rich white successful business man who ran as an outsider republican lol
Everything's Alt-Right (12:19:05): And it worked
Reich In The Kisser (12:19:32): If fascist America is a great America, then sign me up.
To Such Great Whites (12:30:44): I dont like how he is on track to do more Executive\xa0orders in his first 100 days then Bama was for 8 years
Reich In The Kisser (12:31:58): But Marc, it means that he's a decisive leader. Acting with authority. That's why Republicans love Putin. Because he acts first. Kills later.
To Such Great Whites (12:32:15): No i think the Act is killing
To Such Great Whites (12:32:19): stupid liberal
To Such Great Whites (12:32:57): no but its all fucked up
To Such Great Whites (12:33:04): no matter who won we lost
To Such Great Whites (12:33:45): Still against abortion though, but thats my personal view
Everything's Alt-Right (12:34:09): the only good thing, I think the accelerationist may finally be right
Reich In The Kisser (12:35:00): You mean that Trump is the accelerationist?
Everything's Alt-Right (12:35:40): no, the theory goes Trump makes things go to shit so badly people revolt, riot, revolution etc.
To Such Great Whites (12:36:14): i dont think it will, yea 3 million people went to the march
To Such Great Whites (12:36:23): but we have 360 million
Reich In The Kisser (12:36:30): 320
To Such Great Whites (12:36:40): 317 didnt care enough to go
To Such Great Whites (12:37:01): and 2 were josh and Zach
Reich In The Kisser (12:37:08): 3 million number was global
Reich In The Kisser (12:37:15): I think
To Such Great Whites (12:37:22): well then no one cares
To Such Great Whites (12:37:31): it wont affect most americans day to day
To Such Great Whites (12:37:35): out of site out of mind
To Such Great Whites (12:37:40): we slowly go to 1984
To Such Great Whites (12:37:48): thats my thinking
To Such Great Whites (12:38:15): then a hot chick throws a sledgehammer into a tv
To Such Great Whites (12:38:21): and the Apple 2 is relaesed
Reich In The Kisser (12:38:27): Whatever Trump does, it's effects won't truly be felt until he's out of office. In all likelihood
To Such Great Whites (12:38:38): true
Everything's Alt-Right (12:42:15): according to chris hedges the journalist, typically it only takes 1-3% of the population for a revolution. you don't need to everyone on board. \xa0just people who care. \xa0apathetic people are just meat shields for one side or another. \xa0it'll happen when the "declasse intellectual" starts to feel the effects, basically when white people start to feel the bad effects that minorities have lived through for a while.
To Such Great Whites (12:42:56): you aint got 1% yet
To Such Great Whites (12:43:13): and americans dont\xa0care about anything as a whole
To Such Great Whites (12:43:26): we are deeply divided on every major issue
To Such Great Whites (12:43:37): Exepect Crushing Brews
To Such Great Whites (12:45:02): I was going to say PUSS, but we are divided on that too
Everything's Alt-Right (12:45:31): its only 3.23 million people. that's what we ned to surround all the white house buildings etc. during the nixon era, they had to put up empty buses around the whitehouse to keep protesters away, and nixon told kissinger at one point "they're going to come in here and get us". \xa0thats what we need all politicians to feel all the time imo
To Such Great Whites (12:47:21): http://www.blackopszombies.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/1300921227-62.jpg
To Such Great Whites (12:47:31): Nixons been through worse
Richard Spence-Her (12:48:12): people arent going to revolt because nobody truly cares, they just want to have a bad guy to fight against so they can feel self righteous
Richard Spence-Her (12:48:55): on FB i already see a bunch of people signing up for another "protest" on april 15th
Richard Spence-Her (12:49:01): to get trump to release his taxes lol
Richard Spence-Her (12:49:15): it's just Political Comic-con at this point
To Such Great Whites (13:32:51): http://i3.cpcache.com/product/1645524398/tank_top.jpg?width=350&height=350&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22crop%22%2C%22value%22%3A%7B%22x%22%3A58.3%2C%22y%22%3A0%2C%22w%22%3A233.3%2C%22h%22%3A280.0%7D%2C%22sequence%22%3A1%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D
To Such Great Whites (13:33:32): there are alot of trump themed tanks
To Such Great Whites (13:33:37): like really good ones
To Such Great Whites (13:34:56): no real goodones for Shill
To Such Great Whites (13:35:03): Bernie might have some soild ones
Everything's Alt-Right (13:35:33): Here's my problem with peaceful planned protests
Everything's Alt-Right (13:35:36): http://m.imgur.com/lpqwEZy
Reich In The Kisser (13:37:05): I don't see you burning down banks. Or McDonalds
To Such Great Whites (13:37:15): None
Everything's Alt-Right (13:37:15): It's in the works
Reich In The Kisser (13:37:20): Hop to Brian
Richard Spence-Her (13:37:38): Lock n load boys
Everything's Alt-Right (13:37:56): My mom is asking me why I'm so interested in my dad's new ammo box
Richard Spence-Her (13:38:22): Tell her you got a gift for trump, some hot lead
Richard Spence-Her (13:38:29): His favorite
To Such Great Whites (13:38:41): Tell her he brought you into this world
To Such Great Whites (13:38:45): as a gift
To Such Great Whites (13:38:51): and his gift will take you out of it
To Such Great Whites (13:39:34): https://pics.onsizzle.com/Facebook-c29127.png
Everything's Alt-Right (13:40:03): Step 1) buy black bloc step 2) find the angle I look coolest in black bloc 3) got to protest take bad ass pics 4) destroy shit
Reich In The Kisser (13:40:11): #DirtNap
Everything's Alt-Right (15:07:58): What's your guys opinion on Richard Spencer getting punched, justified or not?
Reich In The Kisser (15:08:46): Justified, no. Deserving, yes.
To Such Great Whites (15:10:00): World need more people to get punched in the face
To Such Great Whites (15:10:12): #KnuckIfYouBuck
To Such Great Whites (15:10:20): Punch him
To Such Great Whites (15:10:26): punch Sean king
To Such Great Whites (15:10:32): Punch Tumblr People
To Such Great Whites (15:10:37): Alt Right people
To Such Great Whites (15:10:58): Just punch everyone who thinks they stand on a moral highground for retarded reasons
To Such Great Whites (15:11:20): As athesits i feel for you that applies to religous leaders
To Such Great Whites (15:11:50): and i will not stop you as that would baised fo me
To Such Great Whites (15:12:31): I did find out how you feel as athesist talking to religous people
To Such Great Whites (15:13:03): girls at work were talking about astrology and i thought its all made up dont let it run your lives
To Such Great Whites (15:13:08): then i was like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Richard Spence-Her (15:15:19): Richard Spencer is an asshole lol
Richard Spence-Her (15:15:41): I thought punching him was funny
Everything's Alt-Right (15:28:19): yea i don't think you can talk about "what to do about the black people problem" and not expect some people to want to punch you lol
Everything's Alt-Right (15:28:51): and lol to your atheist revelation marc. astrology is so dumb. haley's into it. \xa0gives us something to argue about the beginning of every month
Richard Spence-Her (15:29:08): does she truly believe it or just find it fun
Everything's Alt-Right (15:30:09): she reads them every month, i think she believes them. not 100% whole heartedly but she does believe the stars/planet influence our lives and personalities to some extent
Richard Spence-Her (15:30:46): what is her stance on werewolves
Everything's Alt-Right (15:31:05): then again she also believes in angels and heaven so I already knew she was into some wacky stuff
Everything's Alt-Right (15:31:20): and souls
Richard Spence-Her (15:33:00): heres what you do, slip a $20 to whoever writes the horsocopes for the star ledger
Richard Spence-Her (15:33:24): next month her fortune reads "if you allow your boyfriend FULL ANAL, good things will come"
Reich In The Kisser (15:34:36): What I need is for Trump, just like Reagan, to have an in-house astrologer. Then what needs to happen is a new mapping of the stars. I need Trump constellations.
Richard Spence-Her (15:35:00): we call them Trumpstellations
Richard Spence-Her (15:35:01): and they're bigly
Reich In The Kisser (15:35:14): "Look son, Trump's belt!"
Richard Spence-Her (15:35:41): if you ever want to go north, just follow the Big Barron
Reich In The Kisser (15:35:43): "and look over there. The Bigly Dipper!"
Richard Spence-Her (15:35:58): oh that's even better
Richard Spence-Her (15:36:04): are constellations US property
Richard Spence-Her (15:36:06): or international
Reich In The Kisser (15:36:34): Does it matter
Reich In The Kisser (15:36:39): Their Trump's now
Reich In The Kisser (15:36:52): They're*
Reich In The Kisser (15:37:44): None
Richard Spence-Her (15:39:10): talkin bout mama dobis in the house
Richard Spence-Her (15:39:49): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzNku_x2SLA
To Such Great Whites (16:00:41): http://imgur.com/1yLerHZ
Everything's Alt-Right (16:35:05): you guys ever have biscuits and gravy?
Everything's Alt-Right (16:35:11): i get why the south all have 40+ BMI's
Reich In The Kisser (16:37:02): Y'all ever have a liter of cola?
To Such Great Whites (16:37:03): i love B and G
To Such Great Whites (16:37:11): also BMI is deceptice
To Such Great Whites (16:37:18): the rock is Obese by BMI
Everything's Alt-Right (16:37:27): yea but southern's don't be looking like the rock
To Such Great Whites (16:37:40): he went to Miami
Reich In The Kisser (16:38:16): Technically, he a SOUTH Pacific Islander
To Such Great Whites (16:38:34): yea brian
To Such Great Whites (16:38:37): Fuck you
To Such Great Whites (16:38:47): everyone in the south looks like the roc
To Such Great Whites (16:39:14): http://cdn.thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/therock-998x624.jpg
Everything's Alt-Right (16:39:17): None
Reich In The Kisser (16:39:47): That's just the wind distorting reality
To Such Great Whites (16:40:34): http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000NOyvvUxAO.c/fit=1000x750/Asian-American-man-getting-on-his-moped-in-New-York-City.jpg
To Such Great Whites (16:40:45): thats him still
Reich In The Kisser (16:40:58): Man, alternative facts are opening up my mind to realities I never thought possible.
Richard Spence-Her (16:42:00): POKEMON GO TO PRISON
Everything's Alt-Right (16:42:02): Sure, medical science may say I'm 200 pounds overweight, diabetic, and on the verge of death if I don't drastically change my lifestyle soon. But ALTERNATIVELY, the jews did this to me
Richard Spence-Her (16:42:16): what is this alternative facts thing
Richard Spence-Her (16:42:27): is it more Maccabee magic again
Everything's Alt-Right (16:43:07): Kelly Anne Conway trying to defend Spicer who blatanatly lied in his first press conferences, saying that he had access to "alternative facts"
Everything's Alt-Right (16:43:24): or he was spouting alternative facts
Everything's Alt-Right (16:43:26): some shit like that
Everything's Alt-Right (16:43:27): http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/conway-press-secretary-gave-alternative-facts-860142147643
Richard Spence-Her (16:44:09): LOL
Richard Spence-Her (16:44:11): that's great
Richard Spence-Her (16:44:21): this is our nation
Richard Spence-Her (16:44:26): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C20hBgzUAAA8jNA.jpg:large
Everything's Alt-Right (16:44:29): also fuck chuck todd though
Reich In The Kisser (16:45:58): How do I kick Ivanka off the Jew roster?
Reich In The Kisser (16:46:38): I don't like all this chumminess with Jesus and Pence
Everything's Alt-Right (16:46:44): I just hate everyone in the fucking media
Everything's Alt-Right (16:47:00): fuck the Cuck News Network
Richard Spence-Her (16:47:03): not lauren southern \ufffd
Everything's Alt-Right (16:47:35): fuck here the most \ufffd A DURRRR
Everything's Alt-Right (16:47:38): her*
Richard Spence-Her (16:50:02): i want to post that picture of jesus & trump on rene's wall
Reich In The Kisser (16:50:41): Is he still feuding with people via Facebook?
Richard Spence-Her (16:50:48): oh yea
Richard Spence-Her (16:50:58): he is posting screencaps of people he's unfriending because they like trump lol
Everything's Alt-Right (16:51:06): ugh
Everything's Alt-Right (16:51:11): he's such a milquetoast liberal it hurts
Everything's Alt-Right (16:51:41): I saw the most recent one he posted. it is ridiculous. \xa0then he was promoting something he wrote drunk last night calling out trump supporters
Everything's Alt-Right (16:53:10): also his anti-anarchy stance and just misunderstanding of what it is makes me wanna rage. \xa0idk how he was a poli sci major, what are they teaching kids these days!
Everything's Alt-Right (16:53:15): stupid liberal professors!
Richard Spence-Her (16:53:45): if this is what being woke is then im going back to bed
Reich In The Kisser (16:54:05): I had to explain to someone this weekend that anarchism is not chaos. He was so confused.
To Such Great Whites (17:00:25): Alternative facts is the new fact news
Everything's Alt-Right (17:06:54): lol mainstream media acting like this idea of alternative facts and lying is 1) new to the Trump admistration, though admittedly doing it on day 1 is pretty bad, and 2) like the MSM doesn't actively lie or omit facts on the reg
Everything's Alt-Right (18:42:58): None
To Such Great Whites (19:05:18): I'm reading the last man. It's a book about all the men dying suddenly expect one. And how the world is getting on with it.
To Such Great Whites (19:05:31): Spoiler. The woman are just as bad as the men
To Such Great Whites (19:05:39): Maybe even worse
Everything's Alt-Right (19:05:40): He's finally getting laid huh
Everything's Alt-Right (19:05:51): Let me guess it's written by a MAN
To Such Great Whites (19:05:53): He's got a pet monkey
Everything's Alt-Right (19:05:59): So he can man-splain the apocalypse to me
Everything's Alt-Right (19:06:40): Pet monkey and he's now the top Chad? Damn seems like he has it made
To Such Great Whites (19:06:40): There is a tribe that says there are new rules and men were a plague.
Reich In The Kisser (19:06:40): I actually own vol 1. Haven't started yet
Reich In The Kisser (19:06:42): How is it
To Such Great Whites (19:06:53): I like it. Little slow
Reich In The Kisser (19:07:19): Pretty sure FX bought the rights to produce the TV version
To Such Great Whites (19:07:43): I don't think they could do it. With the backlash.
To Such Great Whites (19:07:54): Read the book and you will see
To Such Great Whites (19:08:27): They paint woman in a realistic light in the apocalypse. So focus groups would hate it
Everything's Alt-Right (19:08:52): The women nations are like "MY PERIOD!" and then go to war with each other? USA and China "aren't talking right now"?
To Such Great Whites (19:09:50): No but there is a huge shortage of tampoons and ice cream
To Such Great Whites (19:09:59): Notkiddinf
Everything's Alt-Right (19:10:23): That's cause making ice cream, that's man's work
Everything's Alt-Right (19:10:33): Eating it is women's work
Reich In The Kisser (19:12:00): Sunny tonight:\n"A news segment announces that Wolf Cola is the official drink of Boko Haram" plus other shit
Everything's Alt-Right (19:16:56): So frank sells to isis lol
To Such Great Whites (19:22:07): Don't let tumblr read this
To Such Great Whites (19:25:08): None
Thursday, 26 January 2017
Richard Spence-Her (07:29:09): https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/get-to-know-the-memes-of-the-alt-right-and-never-miss-a-dog-whistle-again?utm_source=vicefbus
To Such Great Whites (07:46:38): Wow
To Such Great Whites (07:46:43): Also figured it out
To Such Great Whites (07:47:30): Look at the related videos
To Such Great Whites (07:47:36): None
To Such Great Whites (07:47:45): The Jews
Everything's Alt-Right (08:35:41): Wow I'll never miss a dog whistle again!
Everything's Alt-Right (08:36:03): Thanks vice! Seriously did not know about moon man though lol
Richard Spence-Her (08:49:29): http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/968/197/974.jpg
To Such Great Whites (09:07:16): Moon man is just a dank meme
To Such Great Whites (09:07:33): these are all just memes that people sometimes use to fuck with people
Richard Spence-Her (09:07:44): http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/001/421/rJOdVigK_400x400.jpg
To Such Great Whites (09:07:48): its 4chan, its just the free reign of humanity
Richard Spence-Her (09:09:05): Even if they're joking there definitely are a lot of alt right people on there
Everything's Alt-Right (09:12:32): 4chans like those mud pools in Lord of hte Rings that Orcs just kind of spout out of
Everything's Alt-Right (09:12:42): that's how alt-righters are formed there
Everything's Alt-Right (09:12:43): http://imgur.com/KbwtYzi
Everything's Alt-Right (09:24:36): rene made a post asking if people want to go protesting/volunteering at community events, soup kitchens, local shit. anyone in?
Richard Spence-Her (09:27:40): Not with him
Everything's Alt-Right (09:32:17): how about us together then
Richard Spence-Her (09:33:05): Yea I'd be up for that
To Such Great Whites (09:33:59): i will volunteer, i wont protest
To Such Great Whites (09:34:14): unless i get to pick what i protest about
To Such Great Whites (09:34:29): cause we need more Shrek Sequels
Richard Spence-Her (09:35:03): Obama brought back arrested development, so let's see if trump can bring back firefly
To Such Great Whites (09:35:23): Shrek V: You thought it was Orge
Everything's Alt-Right (09:35:49): Shrek Does Porn 2: That Ass Is My Swamp
To Such Great Whites (09:35:56): I feel Trump is more a pushing daisys
To Such Great Whites (09:36:37): http://i.imgur.com/D6nGj2A.png
Richard Spence-Her (09:38:06): I want to go one day without hearing about Donald trump
To Such Great Whites (09:38:34): What about Donald Pump
To Such Great Whites (09:38:55): I miss joe biden already
To Such Great Whites (09:39:06): or at least the meme version of him
Everything's Alt-Right (09:48:59): Let's talk about Barron Trumps presidency in 30 years
Everything's Alt-Right (09:49:29): "You guys may remeber my father was president. I'm not that guy."
Richard Spence-Her (09:50:38): The first artistic president \U0001f609
Richard Spence-Her (09:50:43): Autistic
Richard Spence-Her (09:50:54): I meant to imply that he has autism
To Such Great Whites (09:55:08): Shut up Tumblr
To Such Great Whites (09:58:28): http://www.webpr.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tumblr_m2scrylEON1qjhttjo1_500.gif
Richard Spence-Her (12:15:21): Richard spencer was punched again lol
Everything's Alt-Right (12:15:58): Yea saw that on r/fullcommunism lol
Richard Spence-Her (12:19:15): i hope that this becomes a meme
Richard Spence-Her (12:19:27): and then everyone just starts punching him all the time to get into it
Everything's Alt-Right (12:19:59): Someone on blackpeopletwitter said we jsut need to start a #bashthefashchallenge and white teens will take care of the rest
Richard Spence-Her (12:21:35): all proceeds go to ALS research
Everything's Alt-Right (12:23:53): I wonder when the LAME stream media will defend his right to freeze peach
Richard Spence-Her (12:25:01): he will have to start a Voat community
Richard Spence-Her (12:29:52): So somehow its OK for taxpayers to pay for a wall, but not pay for healthcare
To Such Great Whites (12:31:50): The american thinks in tourist attractions
To Such Great Whites (12:31:55): you can visit a wall
To Such Great Whites (12:32:03): you can visit socialized healthcare
Reich In The Kisser (12:33:30): I'm nitpicking, but single payer isn't socialized healthcare
To Such Great Whites (12:40:02): Listen i dont trust nothing with out competion
To Such Great Whites (12:40:09): look at NJ tranist
To Such Great Whites (12:40:16): only transit line
To Such Great Whites (12:40:21): and sucks donkey dick
To Such Great Whites (12:40:30): Competition is good for the market
Everything's Alt-Right (12:40:49): that's honestly really unfair. our mass transit in this country has been gutted by GM and lobbyists. in other countries like Russia and Japan everyone takes mass transit including the rich
To Such Great Whites (12:41:13): Nigga you seen Japans trains
To Such Great Whites (12:41:32): https://iambiginjapan.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/t028954a-img_assist_custom.jpg
Everything's Alt-Right (12:41:37): thats cause they're so good
Everything's Alt-Right (12:41:41): everyone wants in
To Such Great Whites (12:41:45): and those are tiny asians
Everything's Alt-Right (12:41:46): they also are magnet bullet magic trains
To Such Great Whites (12:41:58): i only know 1 magic bullet
Everything's Alt-Right (12:42:03): wheres my Amtrack bullet train
To Such Great Whites (12:42:23): http://themillenniumreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/8bd2e3ea-70fd-443f-ac01-6ef5d6a49981_HTRA211_VV178_H.jpg
To Such Great Whites (12:42:31): Theres your american\xa0magic bullet
Everything's Alt-Right (12:43:09): my mom was just arguing with me that half the nation doesn't have $500 because they don't know how to save money lol
To Such Great Whites (12:44:06): aslong as you are good with money and do these three things you can be fine
To Such Great Whites (12:44:09): not well off
To Such Great Whites (12:44:14): and may be poor at points
To Such Great Whites (12:44:16): but fine
To Such Great Whites (12:44:28): no babies before marrage
To Such Great Whites (12:44:33): finish highschool
To Such Great Whites (12:44:42): and i forgot the otehr
To Such Great Whites (13:02:58): None
Richard Spence-Her (13:04:08): You're on the dark web huh
To Such Great Whites (13:06:09): nah Dave sent it to me
To Such Great Whites (13:06:27): Hes my gay black friend, yea i have one of those
Richard Spence-Her (13:06:58): Blackfriend.com hug
Richard Spence-Her (13:07:00): Huh
To Such Great Whites (13:11:52): https://i.imgur.com/Qr5sdAj.png
Everything's Alt-Right (13:39:46): damn a blackfriend hug
Everything's Alt-Right (13:39:49): what about a service
Everything's Alt-Right (13:39:57): where white people can pay a black person to call them "my nigga"
Everything's Alt-Right (13:46:57): https://medium.com/@PapoFantastico/its-ironic-that-you-re-an-idiot-fce19c0c74e0#.5lpt89f3h
Everything's Alt-Right (13:47:13): watch Rene take down a series of tweets one by one, defending Obama's executive orders
Richard Spence-Her (14:00:20): the dude is having a legit meltdown
To Such Great Whites (14:00:30): not his president
Everything's Alt-Right (14:20:37): https://i.reddituploads.com/abf7edab5ced44fb8cf3238021825dc7?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=b0fd4d00a7406ed27285c03b7035ed80
Everything's Alt-Right (14:22:50): https://i.redd.it/2x7fsk8t96ay.jpg
Reich In The Kisser (14:35:23): Marvelous
To Such Great Whites (15:31:03): https://i.imgur.com/gtyYPIh.jpg
To Such Great Whites (15:59:33): i got free churros from a hispanic tv netwrok
Richard Spence-Her (16:03:34): Just wait till the wall is done
Everything's Alt-Right (16:06:19): I still can't believe that's happening lol
Richard Spence-Her (16:09:57): M A G A
To Such Great Whites (16:10:04): Better question is why ismt one going up to the north
Richard Spence-Her (16:10:16): We don't need to worry about white walkers
Richard Spence-Her (16:10:22): Just brown ones
Everything's Alt-Right (16:10:36): Becauae Canadians don't care to come southward lol
Richard Spence-Her (16:11:39): Oh no, illegals are going to come down to Minnesota and completely fuck up the moose trapping industry
Richard Spence-Her (16:12:38): illegals only want to go to places that will smith raps about, the wild wild west, miami, etc
Everything's Alt-Right (16:12:50): What if Trudeau announces he's building a wall to keep out Americans lol
Richard Spence-Her (16:13:33): then lena dunham is fucked
Richard Spence-Her (16:20:50): 20% tax on mexican imports baby
Richard Spence-Her (16:20:59): B U Y A M E R I C A N
Richard Spence-Her (16:21:32): https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/824713031846334464
Everything's Alt-Right (16:56:54): Wew lad
Reich In The Kisser (17:02:23): Apparently white house is already walking that back
Reich In The Kisser (17:03:09): The plan was to use revenues brought in from the tax to fund construction of the Great Wall of Trump
To Such Great Whites (17:09:54): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6H4yhJhpXQ
To Such Great Whites (17:10:00): this is the new dunkey
Everything's Alt-Right (19:37:24): Shia LaBeouf arrested for assaulting a white supremacist
To Such Great Whites (19:38:23): Man Sam WitWicky went down hill
Everything's Alt-Right (19:40:54): just for this lol
Everything's Alt-Right (19:40:55): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZemwnFtfCk&feature=youtu.be
Reich In The Kisser (19:42:00): Eh. He barely touched him
Richard Spence-Her (19:55:36): Yea people are such pussies today, the kid just got shoved
To Such Great Whites (19:56:02): Trying to get that paper
Richard Spence-Her (19:56:39): That transformers money
To Such Great Whites (19:56:50): Then why the video 10 minutes cracked ?
Everything's Alt-Right (20:01:22): Lol people "debunking" trump like he doesn't know half the shit he says is BS
Reich In The Kisser (20:02:03): Because of YouTube's payment model. You can only display 2 ads if your video is like 10 min 1 second long. So content creators purposefully make their videos a bit longer so that they can get that sweet sweet ad money
Everything's Alt-Right (20:02:32): So capitalism is to blame for long youtube videos
Reich In The Kisser (20:02:33): CGP Grey talked about it in his podcast
Everything's Alt-Right (20:02:33): I knew it
To Such Great Whites (20:03:02): Is capitalism your boogeyman
Everything's Alt-Right (20:03:14): It's not A boogeyman, it's THE boogeyman
To Such Great Whites (20:03:17): Do you check your closet for Alex Smith at. LGBT ?
To Such Great Whites (20:03:26): At night. Not LGBT
Richard Spence-Her (20:03:34): In a socialist government, YouTube videos would be 2 minutes long MAX
To Such Great Whites (20:03:39): IPHONES PUSHING FAGGOT AGANDA
Everything's Alt-Right (20:03:49): Adam Smith would be more left than our current democratic party lol
Richard Spence-Her (20:04:03): Top 10 anime scene compilations would be shortened to top 3 scenes
To Such Great Whites (20:04:17): I sad Alex Smith. The chiefs QB
Richard Spence-Her (20:04:21): Where you vote on your favorite state run anime
Everything's Alt-Right (20:04:30): Ah I thought it was a typo
To Such Great Whites (20:04:38): Nope
Everything's Alt-Right (20:04:44): Chris Christie-San and the Pony-Takus
Everything's Alt-Right (20:06:01): Krispy Kreme Go!
Everything's Alt-Right (20:06:50): seriously though fuck chris christie. the whole "get a government job if you want a pension" may be fucked in this state strictly due to him
Richard Spence-Her (20:06:55): Krispy kreamaru
Richard Spence-Her (20:07:14): Welcome to the real world govt employees!
Everything's Alt-Right (20:07:37): This race to the bottom gets faster and faster!
Richard Spence-Her (20:08:07): I've never entered a race I didn't intend to win
Reich In The Kisser (20:08:45): Brian voted for Christie. I'll bring that up till my dying days.
Richard Spence-Her (20:09:00): So blame Brian
Everything's Alt-Right (20:09:00): I was dumb reactionary sub human filth \ufffd
To Such Great Whites (20:09:13): What do you mean was
Everything's Alt-Right (20:11:07): \ufffd
Richard Spence-Her (20:11:20): You can't escape your conservative past
Everything's Alt-Right (20:11:22): I'm just a neoliberal piece of shit
Everything's Alt-Right (20:12:23): Ugh I remember in 8th grade I'd repeat Fox News talking points in my social studies class
To Such Great Whites (20:13:42): Last time your parents were proud
To Such Great Whites (20:13:55): I'm cutting deep today
Richard Spence-Her (20:14:02): Last time you believed in freedom and fair and balanced news
Everything's Alt-Right (20:14:29): Yea, I told my mom after my bootcamp I have some personal passion projects to help people work against the system/help the working class
Everything's Alt-Right (20:14:32): She said not in this house
Richard Spence-Her (20:19:44): Lol
Richard Spence-Her (20:19:55): No helping the poor in this house mister!
Everything's Alt-Right (20:20:54): For real though that's how she feels to some extent lol
Richard Spence-Her (20:21:05): Well what's the project
Everything's Alt-Right (20:21:16): a website so you can organize to kill your landlord
Everything's Alt-Right (20:21:18): she wasn't receptive
Richard Spence-Her (20:21:28): Oh I'd love that
Everything's Alt-Right (20:22:11): No but actually that is part of it. A ratemyboss and ratemylandlord type of websites. \xa0websites to keep the powers that be accountable. \xa0Both anonymous
Richard Spence-Her (20:22:53): That'd actually be really helpful
Richard Spence-Her (20:23:02): Like when you're moving and looking for an apartment
Everything's Alt-Right (20:25:34): I thought so plus these people need to be held accountable. You live in big building with a lot of tenants. \xa0if your landlord fucked you on something, you wouldn't know if it's a pattern of behavior or just a one off. \xa0You look at this website see it's a regular thing he does to everyone, you might get a class action suit on your hands now.
Richard Spence-Her (20:28:08): What if it turns into rate my professors and the D students just complain and bring the scores down
Everything's Alt-Right (20:28:43): Well the D student's always aren
Everything's Alt-Right (20:28:50): aren't fuck ups and are screwed by the professor
Everything's Alt-Right (20:29:03): Why are we assuming the landlords are the right ones here already before anyone says anything lol
Everything's Alt-Right (20:29:25): I can tell you my mom is kind of a shit landlord tbh
Richard Spence-Her (20:33:36): That's not going to reflect well on her report card
Everything's Alt-Right (20:34:13): Lol she does have me or lori try to take of her renter issues when possible
Reich In The Kisser (20:34:24): https://twitter.com/mviser/status/824717324158640128
Everything's Alt-Right (20:35:01): She wants me to clean out an apartment of someone she just evicted and I'm gonna tell her it's against my morals, tell her she's stealing lol. This isn't what jesus would do!
Richard Spence-Her (20:38:19): What is the immoral part, the eviction or cleaning it out
Reich In The Kisser (20:39:01): https://www.instagram.com/p/BPvSBFtAOK2/
Reich In The Kisser (20:39:16): I gotta say, Rene was on point with this one
Richard Spence-Her (20:39:27): Looks like we made that
Reich In The Kisser (20:39:45): My thought exactly
Everything's Alt-Right (20:40:38): well she's essentially stealing his stuff by cleaning it out and not giving any credit to his late rent from it. it'd be one thing if she was like all your possessions equal $X and so I'll take your possessions and deduct $X from your late rent. instead its, you own me that rent + anything you owned is now mine. it's wrong imo.
Reich In The Kisser (20:42:21): Damn
Richard Spence-Her (20:42:34): That is messed up
Everything's Alt-Right (20:42:39): the state favors the lending class, what can I say
Everything's Alt-Right (20:42:50): she's in her right to do it and it is messed up
To Such Great Whites (20:44:02): Dala
Everything's Alt-Right (20:44:11): this guy was training to be a priest too
Everything's Alt-Right (20:44:58): I'm surprised she doesn't care more about that. going through his apartment, he just became a priest in NYC, was shopping for robes and stuff. Looking up MCC tuition rates. \xa0guy was trying to turn his life around. makes me feel really scummy to just clean out all his shit.
Everything's Alt-Right (20:46:47): personally I want to put it all in my car, call him up and just return it tbh
Richard Spence-Her (20:47:20): Wouldn't he be in seminary if he was going to be a priest lol
Richard Spence-Her (20:47:28): Not buying robes online
Everything's Alt-Right (20:47:59): Maybe he was done. He had a multiple copies of a church sermon thing I was reading where it was the ceremony where he became a priest
To Such Great Whites (20:54:44): None
Everything's Alt-Right (21:02:11): Bill Gates, you're numero uno brochocho
To Such Great Whites (21:13:29): Nigga you trying to front on Billy G?
Everything's Alt-Right (21:14:28): None
Friday, 27 January 2017
To Such Great Whites (06:27:50): People are mad as shit that trump repealed Obama care that voted for him. He said multiple times he would. You just stupid
To Such Great Whites (08:25:32): I'm reading the next book in old man Logan and I just keep thinking Logan is just Marcus Phoniex and he is wondering missing Dom
Everything's Alt-Right (08:56:43): Apparently lotta people thought he was joking lol
Richard Spence-Her (08:57:55): Hahaha good one trump
Everything's Alt-Right (08:58:24): He's doing what he said he would do! We thought he was a regular politician who wouldn't!
Reich In The Kisser (08:58:28): It hasn't been repealed yet
Everything's Alt-Right (08:58:49): I'll be surprised though if he doesn't do it
Everything's Alt-Right (08:58:53): he stands to gain a lot personally from it
To Such Great Whites (09:18:10): None
To Such Great Whites (09:19:01): None
Richard Spence-Her (09:22:33): I don't know how to feel about an ace Ventura quote put over a picture of the mask
Everything's Alt-Right (09:43:40): Blasphemy
Everything's Alt-Right (09:44:14): You'll upset demi-god Carey
Everything's Alt-Right (09:48:25): In Louisana a Blue Live Matters Bill will make resisting arrest a hate crime
Richard Spence-Her (09:51:35): http://www.geekfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Ah-classic-Michael-Scott.jpg
To Such Great Whites (10:00:29): None
To Such Great Whites (10:01:43): None
To Such Great Whites (10:02:41): None
Everything's Alt-Right (10:02:44): None
Everything's Alt-Right (10:03:24): None
To Such Great Whites (10:04:14): None
To Such Great Whites (10:05:27): None
Everything's Alt-Right (10:05:33): None
To Such Great Whites (10:06:09): I cant wait for Josh and Pete to come back to this
Richard Spence-Her (10:07:49): \U0001f609\U0001f52b
Everything's Alt-Right (13:39:40): None
Richard Spence-Her (13:43:13): Please give me this artist's name so I can follow him on tour and attend every one of his concerts
Everything's Alt-Right (13:43:54): Wish I knew but I bet googling "better off beating off" will get you to him
Richard Spence-Her (13:44:23): Oh he's a comedian
Everything's Alt-Right (15:01:06): None
To Such Great Whites (15:21:38): i gave up on doing work
Everything's Alt-Right (15:22:24): Good you're now ready for fully automated gay space communism
To Such Great Whites (15:23:19): Hey
To Such Great Whites (15:23:27): im only cool with 3 of those 4
To Such Great Whites (15:24:06): you want a robot to shove its probe up my ass orbiting Saturn fine
To Such Great Whites (15:24:27): but it better be privatley funded
Everything's Alt-Right (15:26:08): Unless Elon cucks makes it space first and privatizes the solar system
To Such Great Whites (15:31:33): http://imgur.com/a2d8EyM
Reich In The Kisser (15:42:21): What's my black men doing later?
To Such Great Whites (16:00:20): looting
Richard Spence-Her (16:03:02): This gorilla dick daddy ain't around tonight
Everything's Alt-Right (16:03:50): Ditto doing boyfriend shit
Everything's Alt-Right (16:04:06): Like listing restaurants till I find the one she actually wants to eat at
Everything's Alt-Right (16:04:28): It's a fun game and I never win
Richard Spence-Her (16:04:49): What do you want to eat?
Richard Spence-Her (16:04:52): I don't care
Richard Spence-Her (16:04:55): Sushi?
Richard Spence-Her (16:04:56): No
To Such Great Whites (16:05:15): Pizza
To Such Great Whites (16:05:18): Burgers
Richard Spence-Her (16:05:18): rinse repeat till 8pm
To Such Great Whites (16:05:30): This shotgun?
Everything's Alt-Right (16:06:27): I list 8 restaurants, then I say Harolds, the place I know she wants to go and she says "if that's what you want"
To Such Great Whites (16:06:56): Harlods is the pool boy
To Such Great Whites (16:07:17): which is weird since you dont have a pool
To Such Great Whites (16:07:21): HEYY wait a minute
Richard Spence-Her (16:12:23): we just call him the boy
Everything's Alt-Right (16:12:39): Rico the Bull we call him
Everything's Alt-Right (16:12:58): Rico my boy, please please my wife
Richard Spence-Her (16:12:59): or harold from hey arnold, the bully who was jewish and made that everybody elses' problem
Richard Spence-Her (16:13:31): remember when he was getting his bar mitzvah and was being a dick to everyone
Everything's Alt-Right (16:14:41): He truly became a jew that day, oy vey
Richard Spence-Her (21:28:41): None
Richard Spence-Her (21:29:41): Welcome to trumps amerikkka
Saturday, 28 January 2017
Reich In The Kisser (11:27:00): Iran bans Americans from entering their borders. Thanks, Donnie.
Richard Spence-Her (11:29:28): C'mon WW3!
Reich In The Kisser (11:30:52): Gorbachev said it looks like world is heading for war
Reich In The Kisser (11:31:02): Like this week he said that
Richard Spence-Her (11:33:36): It does seem that way
Reich In The Kisser (11:36:32): http://time.com/4645442/gorbachev-putin-trump/
To Such Great Whites (11:41:37): But America will be on the same side as Russia
To Such Great Whites (11:41:42): The USSA
To Such Great Whites (11:42:01): You can't beat that. No one could.
To Such Great Whites (11:46:25): Vlad and Donnie kicking it together
Everything's Alt-Right (11:46:41): Swimming in that oil money
Everything's Alt-Right (11:46:52): Fuck all governments
Everything's Alt-Right (11:47:29): If there's a draft I'm dodging
To Such Great Whites (11:47:46): Ain't no drafts
To Such Great Whites (11:48:01): But if so. No one will talk me
Everything's Alt-Right (11:48:16): Not yet. If WW3 happens who knows lol. I'm doing a pre emptive dodge
Everything's Alt-Right (11:48:53): Break my own legs. Here's your perfect soldier!
Richard Spence-Her (11:48:55): You're too old anyway
Richard Spence-Her (11:49:24): Trumpenfuhrer doesnf want your dusty old bones full of green dust
Everything's Alt-Right (11:49:57): In ww2 it was from 21 to 45 years old for the draft
Richard Spence-Her (11:50:20): Yea but they didn't have 45% adult obesity in ww2
Everything's Alt-Right (11:50:20): I'm a young at heart :(
Richard Spence-Her (11:50:27): Most of my coworkers cant even go up stairs
Richard Spence-Her (11:50:33): Let alone fight for fascism
Everything's Alt-Right (11:51:00): Obesity will save us from the draf
Everything's Alt-Right (11:51:02): Draft
Richard Spence-Her (11:51:38): For real, there was a fire drill and there was a line in front of the elevator lol
Everything's Alt-Right (11:54:01): Also I think then the non obese would be the only ones drafted so really the obese people are dooming us to fight for Trumpism
To Such Great Whites (11:54:46): Let's just get a fake draft and get America working out again
Everything's Alt-Right (11:57:02): Mandatory bootcamp but that's all
To Such Great Whites (11:57:14): Pretty much
To Such Great Whites (11:59:20): Number 1 draft pick
Richard Spence-Her (12:01:24): "I don't know what world war 3 will be fought with, but I know what world war 4 will be fought with: greatswords and arcane magic" - Reddit
To Such Great Whites (12:04:16): He stole your wafui
Reich In The Kisser (12:32:23): Have you guys heard of r/the_Donald?\n\nYes! Wonderful! Then you'll love r/the_Dennis
Everything's Alt-Right (13:48:20): None
Reich In The Kisser (15:29:41): Unlike Hitler, Trump is actually German.
Reich In The Kisser (15:30:24): Unlike Trump, Schwarzenegger is actually Austrian.
Reich In The Kisser (15:55:28): Good news. I'll probably be able to play DnD tomorrow. Will definitely wrap up my last grad school app today
Reich In The Kisser (15:55:35): If you're all still down
Richard Spence-Her (15:57:30): I'm down
To Such Great Whites (16:15:14): I'm down
Reich In The Kisser (16:15:29): Bri Bri?
To Such Great Whites (16:15:43): I'll finish up the campaign tonight
To Such Great Whites (16:20:53): Did you guys make characters or do you want me to roll them for you
To Such Great Whites (16:21:10): There's a website does everything for you pretty much
To Such Great Whites (16:21:19): Orcpub.com
Reich In The Kisser (16:21:55): I have not and likely won't have time today. I'm OK with a rando
To Such Great Whites (16:22:12): Just give me a type you want to play
Richard Spence-Her (16:22:16): Do it for me, I won't be able to today
To Such Great Whites (16:22:32): And if there is any race you want to play as
To Such Great Whites (16:22:40): I'm trying to shy away from magic
Richard Spence-Her (16:22:45): Black man
Reich In The Kisser (16:22:49): I genuinely don't care.
Richard Spence-Her (16:22:57): He's gotta be black
To Such Great Whites (16:22:57): So it's more scifi then high fantas
Reich In The Kisser (16:23:08): I'll play the part, whatever it may be
Richard Spence-Her (16:23:19): I'll be a cyborg African American, a Neo-for
To Such Great Whites (16:23:19): Slave girl. Got it
Reich In The Kisser (16:23:21): That works for me
Richard Spence-Her (16:23:26): Neo-gro
To Such Great Whites (16:24:15): None
Richard Spence-Her (16:26:20): I genuinely don't care about my character, give me whatever
To Such Great Whites (16:27:07): Your getting cyborg
To Such Great Whites (16:27:13): You wanted him
To Such Great Whites (16:28:05): None
Everything's Alt-Right (16:29:20): I think I'm around
To Such Great Whites (16:30:33): You want me to make you one too
Everything's Alt-Right (16:32:30): I got nothing going on I'll take a Crack at my own character
Everything's Alt-Right (16:32:40): Funemployment begins with DnD
To Such Great Whites (16:32:50): Make Haley one too
To Such Great Whites (16:33:17): I made a character to play too incase you guys ever want to DM
To Such Great Whites (16:51:18): I made pete cyborg and josh a cat girl
Richard Spence-Her (17:12:22): Sexy
Reich In The Kisser (17:12:46): Me Oww
To Such Great Whites (17:13:18): Pete your flaw is "hates Whites"\n
Reich In The Kisser (17:13:25): Meow Zedong
Reich In The Kisser (17:13:52): I know my background
Reich In The Kisser (17:14:00): I'm not sharing right now
To Such Great Whites (17:14:02): Josh yours is "just a total slut"
Reich In The Kisser (17:14:07): Good
Reich In The Kisser (17:14:09): Good
Reich In The Kisser (17:14:17): Plays right into my story
Richard Spence-Her (17:14:20): Sounds like my kind of campaign
To Such Great Whites (17:18:35): None
Reich In The Kisser (17:19:43): Nice. Don't share anything else though
Reich In The Kisser (17:19:55): I wanna keep things a surprise
To Such Great Whites (17:19:59): That's all I put
Reich In The Kisser (17:20:13): I want everyone to have to guess each others backstory
Reich In The Kisser (17:20:22): It'll make things more interesting
Richard Spence-Her (17:20:33): How much is this based on fallout?
Reich In The Kisser (17:20:33): that's how Zach said he and his friends do it
To Such Great Whites (17:20:39): But this is what you look like
Reich In The Kisser (17:21:04): This works very well with what I have in store for my character
To Such Great Whites (17:21:33): None
Richard Spence-Her (17:21:55): I don't want to play as myself though
To Such Great Whites (17:22:37): None
To Such Great Whites (18:44:40): Iran banned Americans from going to it in response to Trumps ban.
To Such Great Whites (18:44:52): Don't think it will affect to many people
Richard Spence-Her (18:45:56): There goes my bachelor party
To Such Great Whites (18:46:11): We can still go to Yemen
Reich In The Kisser (18:46:12): Didn't I mention that earlier today
Reich In The Kisser (18:46:23): Or am I going crazy
To Such Great Whites (18:46:36): I might have skipped over it
Reich In The Kisser (18:46:41): Fuck you
To Such Great Whites (18:46:49): I remember just making wafui jokes
Reich In The Kisser (18:46:50): Listen to my every word
To Such Great Whites (18:47:03): What say again I wasn't listens
Richard Spence-Her (18:50:56): You mentioned it, then we transferred to Gorbachev and the draft
Richard Spence-Her (18:51:13): Marc you're hours too late on this one. This chat moves lightning fast
To Such Great Whites (19:17:36): I'm slow
Everything's Alt-Right (20:09:40): You miss one message here and you might as well be back in the fucking stone age
Everything's Alt-Right (20:10:23): But yea I hears the Iraq thing. Wonder if any other country will do. I honestly think trumps trying to get impeached, he doesn't want to do this anymore it stopped being funny
To Such Great Whites (20:10:48): Maybe
To Such Great Whites (20:11:18): PENCE I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A JOKE. YOU LEAKED THE PUSSY GRAB STUFF RIGHT
To Such Great Whites (20:11:22): And the wall
To Such Great Whites (20:12:04): I just wanted to show people that Hilary sucked. Get that Jew in there. Or Joey B
Sunday, 29 January 2017
To Such Great Whites (00:35:14): What time we doing this tomorrow ?
To Such Great Whites (00:35:23): 5 or 6 ish?
Reich In The Kisser (00:46:07): I'm down for whenever.
To Such Great Whites (00:46:33): Finishing stuff up. I'll think you guys will like it
To Such Great Whites (00:47:22): Lots of gay sex.
Reich In The Kisser (00:49:21): None
To Such Great Whites (08:40:34): None
Everything's Alt-Right (09:17:37): I can DnD, haley cannot she has work and school tomorrow so she has to do hw and such
To Such Great Whites (09:34:21): Okay we can roll 3
To Such Great Whites (09:34:31): I got some NPCs to hell
To Such Great Whites (10:45:21): So shoot for 5?
Everything's Alt-Right (10:45:49): I got a tutor session 4-5, say 530-545?
To Such Great Whites (10:46:06): Sounds good
Everything's Alt-Right (10:48:08): Cool beans
Everything's Alt-Right (11:02:14): Apparently now my family is doing a family dinner at 5 like a bunch of leave it to beavers
Richard Spence-Her (11:03:54): Cool, where we going fam \U0001f60e
Everything's Alt-Right (11:05:22): Mama karabinchaks home cooking, boiled chicken breast with a side of steamed brocolli. If you're a good boy you might get butter and salt!
To Such Great Whites (11:59:36): So push it back to like 7?
Richard Spence-Her (12:00:04): Depends if brian eats seconds with his dinner or not
Everything's Alt-Right (12:13:29): I think 630 would be ok. I'll keep you posted as I know. 7 definitely latest.
To Such Great Whites (12:14:41): Sounds like a plan
To Such Great Whites (12:27:47): None
Everything's Alt-Right (12:37:40): This inspired me to start working out immediately
Everything's Alt-Right (12:38:03): #fitspiration #NeverLena
Richard Spence-Her (12:39:01): This inspired me to go get some crescent rolls
Everything's Alt-Right (12:45:48): None
Richard Spence-Her (12:55:55): Holy shit that's real lol
To Such Great Whites (12:56:34): Damn jolly rancher
Everything's Alt-Right (12:58:55): You want candy? Or you want candy WITH AN EDGE?
Richard Spence-Her (12:59:29): They've finally found marketing that appeals to our generation
Richard Spence-Her (12:59:48): A generation of men who will have to take many loads to survive prison life
Everything's Alt-Right (16:14:11): If we were in a bar there would be two sucks, me sucking a jolly rancher and you sucking a jolly rancher in prison bitch
Everything's Alt-Right (16:14:50): Got tutoring done early will hit yall up when I'm done eating
To Such Great Whites (16:30:06): Sounds good
Everything's Alt-Right (17:29:16): I'm done eating
Everything's Alt-Right (17:30:38): Anyone want herb before we start
Everything's Alt-Right (17:30:45): Lmk I'll hit up my guy
To Such Great Whites (17:45:57): I'm eating meow. I'll head over when I'm don't
To Such Great Whites (18:09:21): Headed over now
Everything's Alt-Right (18:15:01): Kk
Everything's Alt-Right (18:15:03): Pete?
Richard Spence-Her (18:15:23): sorry im on the phone with my parents, ill head over when its done
Everything's Alt-Right (18:16:37): You tell them from me if they ever try to pull some gabagool like this again I'm a turn them into stoonads capeesh
Richard Spence-Her (18:31:45): Alright I'll head over now
Everything's Alt-Right (18:33:45): Cool beans
Monday, 30 January 2017
To Such Great Whites (09:26:36): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yC7HwPh6Es
To Such Great Whites (09:26:48): Seems Fitting
To Such Great Whites (09:27:28): Also Brian Re roll your character to be level one. just go to OrcPub and slecet make your own and put all the numbers in
Richard Spence-Her (09:27:49): When do we move up to LARPing
To Such Great Whites (09:28:27): i dunno
To Such Great Whites (09:28:35): but ill have to work out more for that
Richard Spence-Her (09:28:41): And then to sexual role playing
To Such Great Whites (09:28:57): I need role playing Aids from Josh
Richard Spence-Her (09:29:01): I want catgirl robot threesome of death VR
To Such Great Whites (10:14:34): Injustice 2 got a release date
To Such Great Whites (10:14:48): i preordered the ultimate edition since im a NERD
Richard Spence-Her (10:18:27): Get ready for your wedgies nerd
To Such Great Whites (10:19:28): https://www.injustice.com/
Everything's Alt-Right (10:20:21): Noiceee
Everything's Alt-Right (10:20:39): Sex kill robot move activate
Everything's Alt-Right (10:21:15): The only way to read /r/politics anymore is to sort by controversial lol
Richard Spence-Her (10:21:53): Lol just stop reading it, that board sucks
Everything's Alt-Right (11:05:08): It does but I like linking shitty things trump is doing to some precedent Obama set lok
Everything's Alt-Right (11:05:12): They HATE it
Everything's Alt-Right (11:05:21): Also I'm a sadist for political pain
Richard Spence-Her (11:06:30): If you are defending trump on Reddit you're setting yourself up for some definite pain lol
Everything's Alt-Right (11:09:08): No I'm not defending trump just Obama bashing lol
Everything's Alt-Right (11:09:18): He'd such a fucking asshole
Everything's Alt-Right (11:10:47): You know he did another bailout the week before he left office for equity and investment firms who had bought up all those foreclosed houses after 2008 and tried to rent them. But they bought them all over the country and to be property manager requires hands on work so these places became disheveled and there was a lot of tenant abuse claims. So people started to stop renting them right after these investment firms started bundling the rents
Everything's Alt-Right (11:11:54): Into collateral debt obligations like the kind that mortgages were put into pre 2008 which crashed the market. They bundle them, rents tumble and investors are not getting the return expected/Blackstone and other investment firms were gonna take a hit so in Obamas last moments he bailed them out with Fannie mae
Richard Spence-Her (11:15:45): what does it mean to bundle the rents
Everything's Alt-Right (11:17:39): Are you aware how the mortgage CDOs worked? Basically rich people invest money, that money is your mortgage loan used to buy the house and as you make payments with interest these rich people get a return. When people were not able to make payments anymore rich people and financial institutions realized these large initial investment were not coming back which caused the 2008 crash and which is why they needed a bailout
Everything's Alt-Right (11:19:10): Similarly rich people and financial institutions invested in properties and properties management companies that were actually financial institutions trying to be property managers. Then people stopped renting from the financial institutions cause they sucked as landlords and now the financial institutions were going to take a loss becuase they promised returns. So either the rich investors or the landlord banks were gonna take a hit, and Obama
Everything's Alt-Right (11:19:17): Made sure that neither did using your tax dollars
Everything's Alt-Right (11:20:29): That's essentially it the financial math is probably a little more complex. http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2017/01/the-obama-administration-bails-out-private-equity-landlords-at-the-expense-of-the-middle-class-government-guarantees-for-rental-securitization.html
Everything's Alt-Right (11:22:31): Basically Blackstone is getting rent paid for by the government in houses that could be empty to insure their income.
Richard Spence-Her (11:23:21): yikes
Everything's Alt-Right (11:24:19): And you employed people are paying for not, unlike me which is NEET
Richard Spence-Her (11:26:28): so are these companies like century 21
Everything's Alt-Right (11:27:20): No, Blackstone equity. It's like investment firms. Apparently Blackstone owns 48k single family houses making it the largest corporate landlord in america
Richard Spence-Her (11:28:38): so we are paying tax money to help bailout a company that's renting to nobody lol
Everything's Alt-Right (11:29:55): Yup to ensure they receive the rents they thought they would. Apparently they're also using the billion to refinance the debt from buying all these homes. So the taxpayer has helped Blackstone buy these investment properties and rhen paid Blackstone ghost rent on properties because God forbid they see a loss lol.
Everything's Alt-Right (11:31:19): The rating agencies are doing the same fucking shit too. 60% of these securtized rents were given AAA ratings (the best/most safe) by all the credit agencies. Credit agencies are basically just cucks for financial institutions
Richard Spence-Her (11:33:15): yea i fail to see how this bailout would help, it's not goign to revitalize their rentals if nobody wants to live in them, just keep the company going
Richard Spence-Her (11:33:36): i dont know if people are going to think that is more offensive than trump's muslim ban, though lol
Everything's Alt-Right (11:39:48): Well Obamas the reason why some people are being held in airports without lawyers or habeus corpus, his signing of the NDAA in 2012 eliminates habeus corpus for people suspected of aiding Taliban or just being hostile to America
Everything's Alt-Right (11:39:51): The legislation permits the U.S. government to indefinitely detain people "who are part of or substantially support Al Qaeda, the Taliban or associated forces engaged in hostilities against the United States".[7]
Everything's Alt-Right (11:40:51): He was sued by noam chomsky, chris hedges et al about this. Originally judge found in favor of chomsky that the law was too vague and banned the indefinite detention, then that was overruled becuase chomsky had no grounds to challenge it, then supreme Court refused to hear it
Richard Spence-Her (11:41:46): yea but the people being detained now are not people who substantially support al quaeda or the taliban or whatever
Richard Spence-Her (11:42:18): there's a military interpreter, some academics etc
Richard Spence-Her (11:42:33): i just got an email from HP's CEO about the ban
Richard Spence-Her (11:42:58): saying they're investigating how this will affect business and that HR will offer support to any employees affected by the ban
Everything's Alt-Right (11:44:20): Well the thing is "hostile towards america" is vague as fuck and we know trumps feelings on foreign muslims
Richard Spence-Her (11:44:31): lol true
Everything's Alt-Right (11:44:41): That's why chomsky et all originally sued they thought tat would be used against adversarial journalist
Everything's Alt-Right (11:45:11): And damn. Can't even escape politics at work lol. Lori was bitching how it's all they talk about at work lol.
Richard Spence-Her (11:46:07): yeah i hear people talking about it occasionally here
Richard Spence-Her (11:46:38): this is pretty big news tho, trump's last few days have been more newsworthy than the majority of most peoples presidencies
Everything's Alt-Right (11:46:42): Also though we're was this outrage when Obama was killing 9 civilian per terrorist with his drone strikes. Killing brown people abroad is cool, but God forbid you hold them at jfk.
Everything's Alt-Right (11:47:25): I hate to sound like a fox news guy but Obama did get a lot of passes by MSM. He did a lot of shitty things and extended the executive powers that allow trump to do much more.
Everything's Alt-Right (11:47:53): "There are decades when weeks happen, and there are weeks now when decades happen." - Papa Lenin
Richard Spence-Her (11:48:28): you're making the same argument my mom made defending trump lol
Richard Spence-Her (11:48:32): nearly the same
Richard Spence-Her (11:48:46): "he's just dealing with the shitty hand that obama gave him!"
Richard Spence-Her (11:48:50): BUT OBAMAAAAAA
Everything's Alt-Right (11:48:53): Yea see republicans and Democrats both accept and use leftist rhetoric to attack the other when it's suitable lol
Everything's Alt-Right (11:49:47): No both are wrong and I'm glad people are now pissed off. This isn't to give trump a pass, but to act like this unprecedented or the worse thing we've done to muslims in just the past decade is a-historical
Everything's Alt-Right (11:52:14): I mean too wtf was obama thinking in his last week signing the anti propaganda fake news combating bill the week before trump used office knowing himself would never use it and trump would probably abuse it.
Everything's Alt-Right (11:53:54): Alright I'm done ranting I just to level up my nightblafe now
Everything's Alt-Right (11:57:58): Time for BigDarkStick to become BiggerDarkStick
Richard Spence-Her (12:02:20): that's what it's all about
Everything's Alt-Right (12:04:22): He'd fit right in with the robot cat threesome, let's turn it into a robo-lizard-cat foursome
Richard Spence-Her (12:04:54): i like that the ogre was so excited about a male robot volunteering to join in on his sex
Everything's Alt-Right (12:07:34): Oh boy my lucky day!
To Such Great Whites (12:45:52): He was a HoboGolbin Pete
To Such Great Whites (12:45:56): you racists
To Such Great Whites (12:46:17): As DM, Im gunna\xa0recap
To Such Great Whites (12:46:30): You were trapped by trying to get a free cruise
To Such Great Whites (12:46:47): Brian Let an Orge out of his chage
To Such Great Whites (12:47:00): Pete tried to murder a character like 8 times
To Such Great Whites (12:47:18): Pete converted a scientist to christanty
Richard Spence-Her (12:47:31): And the leader of the lab
To Such Great Whites (12:47:40): I ran head first into some jelly
To Such Great Whites (12:47:54): Quork gave an orge a mini gun
To Such Great Whites (12:48:03): you fought robots
To Such Great Whites (12:48:13): Josh seduced a hobgolbin
To Such Great Whites (12:48:18): then pete said i want in
To Such Great Whites (12:48:21): and it worked
To Such Great Whites (12:48:35): Josh killed 3 people with AIDS
To Such Great Whites (12:48:49): an orge burst through a wall
To Such Great Whites (12:49:01): you found out Quork was they spy master
To Such Great Whites (12:49:10): pete got shanked by a pimp and almost died
To Such Great Whites (12:49:48): and you are now in a room with quork under a pub
Everything's Alt-Right (12:53:39): Also you asshole found money in the vault and didn't share
Everything's Alt-Right (12:53:44): assholes*
Everything's Alt-Right (12:53:47): Multi-holes
Everything's Alt-Right (12:54:38): A cyborg robot convinced a scientist to join the Catholic Church lol
Reich In The Kisser (12:56:16): Woah, who said anything about Catholicism
Richard Spence-Her (13:06:36): He's a born again Christian brian
Richard Spence-Her (13:29:55): twitter.com/TimTaylorRP
Everything's Alt-Right (13:31:29): Now that's what I call tool time
Everything's Alt-Right (13:39:43): http://imgur.com/7uHWv52
To Such Great Whites (14:24:12): https://i.imgur.com/ut1Odoa.gifv
To Such Great Whites (14:33:55): im on R/conspiracy now
To Such Great Whites (14:34:01): i went down a rabbit holw
Everything's Alt-Right (14:37:04): R/conspiracy has like a ratio of 30% rich corporate entities with similar interests are bringing us into international conflict strictly for their personal interests and 70% lizard people are real lol
Everything's Alt-Right (14:37:35): www.abovetopsecret.com
To Such Great Whites (14:38:50): https://www.rageon.com/products/bernie-sanders-paparazzi-t-shirt?nosto=productpage-nosto-1
To Such Great Whites (14:42:55): https://www.rageon.com/products/guy-feiri-funny
To Such Great Whites (14:43:02): We all need the 2nd one
Everything's Alt-Right (14:43:52): I'm a nationalist when it comes to flavor town
Everything's Alt-Right (14:44:21): I will follow Guy Fieri to hell and back
Everything's Alt-Right (14:45:34): Looks like this guy will be getting unemployment after all
Everything's Alt-Right (14:45:44): My mom said I can now continue the cycle of doing nothing lol
Everything's Alt-Right (14:46:18): Little does she know I'm saving Tamriel and patronizing the local drug dealer
Richard Spence-Her (15:03:13): Your mom has no clue what it's like to be a dragon born
To Such Great Whites (15:58:55): Brian is supporting Small Business
To Such Great Whites (15:59:09): smoke local
To Such Great Whites (16:16:43): http://i.imgur.com/m8Ao0tZ.gif
To Such Great Whites (19:31:30): None
To Such Great Whites (20:04:30): I'm watching Papa Bear. Jesus it's an echo chamber
To Such Great Whites (21:57:02): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jbc2NaLuv1A
Tuesday, 31 January 2017
To Such Great Whites (10:48:57): i miss the time when you had to autotune the news to make it funny
Everything's Alt-Right (12:08:27): Yea fox news is kind of just straight propaganda lol
To Such Great Whites (12:09:13): all cable news is
Everything's Alt-Right (12:09:22): Yarp
Reich In The Kisser (12:09:39): Yeah. Everyone serves their advertisers' interests
Reich In The Kisser (12:09:49): Vice is one of the worst
To Such Great Whites (12:09:54): they only unbiased is Alex Jones
Everything's Alt-Right (12:10:03): Who is vices corporate overlord
Richard Spence-Her (12:10:05): Vice is fun to read sometimes though
Reich In The Kisser (12:10:14): His only corporate overlord is testosterone
To Such Great Whites (12:10:15): they are owned by A&E
Reich In The Kisser (12:10:41): A lot of people have stakes in vice. Not just a&e
To Such Great Whites (12:11:00): No like the parent company is A&E
Reich In The Kisser (12:11:05): I meant vice news
To Such Great Whites (12:11:05): well Viceland is
To Such Great Whites (12:11:11): ohhhh
To Such Great Whites (12:11:16): yea i have no idea
To Such Great Whites (13:16:50): R/Murica has fallen
To Such Great Whites (13:17:12): it went from just awesome Murica guns and Eagles
To Such Great Whites (13:17:27): to just another r/HillaryClinton
Reich In The Kisser (13:21:21): r/Geopolitics has fared pretty well for a subreddit. Heavy moderation does the sub well
Everything's Alt-Right (13:39:21): Stalin was right
Richard Spence-Her (13:39:39): Gulag em if you got em
To Such Great Whites (14:26:56): https://i.redd.it/9nowsfcbe2dy.jpg
Everything's Alt-Right (14:28:18): What is this revisionism
Reich In The Kisser (14:45:37): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Leap_Forward?wprov=sfla1
Reich In The Kisser (14:45:47): It is widely regarded by historians that The Great Leap resulted in tens of millions of deaths.\xa0A lower-end estimate is of 18 million, while extensive research by Yu Xiguang suggests the death toll from the movement is closer to 55 million"
Reich In The Kisser (14:45:52): My man Mao
Richard Spence-Her (14:47:25): wait till you see obama's death toll \ufffd
Everything's Alt-Right (14:58:56): I saw 18 million 45 million even 80 millions let's just say communism killed an even 100 gajillion
Everything's Alt-Right (15:28:39): Eh landlords deserved it tbh fam
Richard Spence-Her (15:33:59): I think instead of a check, I'll pay next months rent with hot lead
Everything's Alt-Right (15:48:19): https://youtu.be/GGzbWyCM0uQ
Everything's Alt-Right (15:51:41): Break yourself Trump, it's collection day
Richard Spence-Her (16:30:27): http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/22/steve-bannon-trump-s-top-guy-told-me-he-was-a-leninist.html
Richard Spence-Her (16:30:36): we're saved!
Everything's Alt-Right (16:30:49): Yea he's about as leninist as I am a Koch brother
Everything's Alt-Right (16:36:41): I love white supremacist logic lol. The superior master race is under the control of one the smallest minorities in the Jewish population and always at threat of losing their women to the inferior race of black men.
To Such Great Whites (16:51:26): Listen. We just need to start thinning the heard. We say knock off 1 billion. So 10 million for each bracket of wealth to keep you commies happy
Everything's Alt-Right (16:52:03): If we can kill the 10 million richest people we can stop right there and the rest of us will be cruising
To Such Great Whites (16:53:35): Equality Brian
To Such Great Whites (16:53:45): Just because your poor doesn't mean you get to live
To Such Great Whites (16:54:11): I'm an equal opportunity killer
To Such Great Whites (16:54:36): But FYI. I'm killing all the people on the path and NJ transit. Just enough to keep it running
Richard Spence-Her (16:57:31): Yea let's just kill the poor
Everything's Alt-Right (16:57:51): Eat the rich
Richard Spence-Her (16:57:54): Problem SOLVED
Everything's Alt-Right (16:58:25): Kill poor = average salary goes up = economy solved
Reich In The Kisser (18:52:58): Season finale of SCOTUS tonight at 8pm
Wednesday, 01 February 2017
Everything's Alt-Right (11:27:28): Everyone here/their family registered democrats?
To Such Great Whites (11:27:49): No
To Such Great Whites (11:28:02): My dads republican and my sister and i are non affliated
Everything's Alt-Right (11:28:30): You GDIs
To Such Great Whites (11:28:36): THATS MY WORD
Richard Spence-Her (11:28:37): My parents are republicans and I am not registered
To Such Great Whites (11:28:44): you are dead to me Brian,
To Such Great Whites (11:28:55): only your DND character can live on
To Such Great Whites (11:29:15): The Giant Jew, thats shorter then a dragon born
Everything's Alt-Right (11:29:15): Falimor the world's shortest Giant can never die
Everything's Alt-Right (11:29:43): Watch out, 6 footer coming through, yes I am tall
To Such Great Whites (11:30:12): http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/c/c3/Giants.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20070331044813
To Such Great Whites (11:30:17): What he thinks he is
To Such Great Whites (11:30:30): http://s45.photobucket.com/user/Moochava/media/ChaosDwarf.jpg.html
To Such Great Whites (11:30:37): How he realy is
To Such Great Whites (11:31:19): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b7/57/8e/b7578ee019c40118510343a9668b0f65.jpg
To Such Great Whites (11:31:25): Thats Dahc
To Such Great Whites (11:32:08): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XA-4B2d4L18/maxresdefault.jpg
To Such Great Whites (11:32:28): I should right cold steele into the campaign
Everything's Alt-Right (11:44:01): The Quest for Doritos: Conquering Mt. Dew
To Such Great Whites (12:12:06): Okay
To Such Great Whites (12:12:15): i have an idea for the next campaign
To Such Great Whites (12:12:19): its gunna be short
To Such Great Whites (12:12:26): but it will be a on off
To Such Great Whites (12:12:34): and be about neckbeards and shit
To Such Great Whites (12:12:49): and we will be ourselves
To Such Great Whites (12:12:57): ill make the character sheets
Richard Spence-Her (12:13:00): So neckbeards?
To Such Great Whites (12:13:46): pretty much
Richard Spence-Her (12:14:22): If I wanted to role play as a neckbeard I would just go about my regular life
To Such Great Whites (12:14:58): Am I chaotic Good or Chaotic Nuetral?
Everything's Alt-Right (12:17:57): I'm a follower of the way of the blade
To Such Great Whites (12:20:43): new plan
To Such Great Whites (12:20:49): we are just neck beards
To Such Great Whites (12:20:52): i got this
To Such Great Whites (12:20:56): gunna be fun
To Such Great Whites (12:25:27): https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0228/8535/products/DTGTS0095U_Say_Perhaps_To_Drugs_Mockup_1024x1024.jpg?v=1443787943
Everything's Alt-Right (12:26:10): Say thank you because drugs are expensive
Richard Spence-Her (13:11:37): Drugs, never buy them, never sell them, never refuse to do them, regardless of the place or time of day
Reich In The Kisser (13:15:24): My mom just got her 23&Me results. It's official guys, I'm a Jew.
Richard Spence-Her (13:16:10): (((Congrats)))
Richard Spence-Her (13:17:39): So what is your background? Was thinking of getting 23&Me for my parents, or maybe 24&Me because they're retarded
Reich In The Kisser (13:20:00): My mom is like 95% Ashkenazi Jewish. Rest is European. Dad didn't get test done, but his mom was Polish, Dad was Russian Jew
Richard Spence-Her (13:20:58): That's pretty damn Jewish
To Such Great Whites (13:23:27): https://i.redd.it/ir6xcmd059dy.jpg
Everything's Alt-Right (13:26:57): My mom's getting 23andme done for my dad. So I'll see how much a nazi i really am
To Such Great Whites (13:27:39): We did ancestry.com
To Such Great Whites (13:27:43): we got our shit
To Such Great Whites (13:28:18): Brian is a Nazi
To Such Great Whites (13:28:22): and also loves to cook
To Such Great Whites (13:28:23): https://i.reddituploads.com/7a6cf112ceb74042b87fcb1007ee1101?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=b4083ca0aac389263a7207c33b9e199e
Reich In The Kisser (13:28:24): Problem with ancestry is that their mission is to find the descendants of Jesus
Reich In The Kisser (13:28:56): Ancestry is owned by the Mormons. They have a secret mission.
To Such Great Whites (13:29:01): Just go to Perth Amboy
To Such Great Whites (13:29:11): lots of sons of Jesus
To Such Great Whites (13:30:06): i do have some middle eastern in me
To Such Great Whites (13:30:14): what if its me
Richard Spence-Her (13:30:14): Yea I heard that ancestry.com is a secret LDS site to find the descendants of Joseph Smith lol
Richard Spence-Her (13:30:18): Not sure how true that is
To Such Great Whites (13:31:09): Un related
To Such Great Whites (13:31:10): https://www.informationliberation.com/files/god-emperor-trump-small.jpg
Reich In The Kisser (13:32:57): Still doesn't seem real.
Reich In The Kisser (13:33:58): I know we're a stupid people, but this is so so so stupid.
Everything's Alt-Right (13:34:39): It's just populist rage
Richard Spence-Her (13:35:42): Thanks to Trump, I had to cancel my vacation plans to Libya this spring break :(
To Such Great Whites (13:37:59): My calculator has tax in the left. Profit on the right. I see what it did there
To Such Great Whites (13:42:02): http://i.imgur.com/ITpByZo.jpg
To Such Great Whites (13:42:07): so we on step 4 yet
Richard Spence-Her (13:43:04): GOAT president trump is going to issue legislature that does not allow H1B visas below a certain salary range
To Such Great Whites (13:44:06): All he has to do is leaglize weed and he will be net 0 in publics eyes
To Such Great Whites (13:44:36): thats stupid
To Such Great Whites (13:44:45): no visas for anyone from anywhere
To Such Great Whites (13:44:57): build the walls to the north and south
Richard Spence-Her (13:45:03): http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/31/technology/india-h1b-visa-trump-tech-companies/
To Such Great Whites (13:45:03): CLOSE IT OFF DONNY
To Such Great Whites (13:45:18): wait
To Such Great Whites (13:45:30): this will keep Indian people out?
To Such Great Whites (13:45:36): where do i sign
Richard Spence-Her (13:45:47): it'll keep out the foreigners taking our JERBS
To Such Great Whites (13:46:09): Listen keep the indians out for out jobs
To Such Great Whites (13:46:22): and keep the muslism out so Whites can be the best killers again
Richard Spence-Her (13:46:26): \ufffd
To Such Great Whites (13:47:19): Imagine you going to shoot up the school monday at thrid period and Achmed already blows it up in homeroom
Richard Spence-Her (13:50:10): MAGA, baby
To Such Great Whites (13:51:19): Im just trying to make america\xa0safe again, where we only needed to worry about white kids
To Such Great Whites (13:52:04): https://i.reddituploads.com/692e4668481343beafa6d2df155dcf85?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=e8399b773114d2687e9ea43ac3969894
To Such Great Whites (14:39:03): Dankmemes got really dark
Reich In The Kisser (14:40:42): How dark is it?!
Everything's Alt-Right (14:41:26): 85% cacao dark
Everything's Alt-Right (14:41:45): And interesting on the h1b visas
Richard Spence-Her (14:51:50): So long indentured servitude lol
Richard Spence-Her (15:38:30): in other news
Richard Spence-Her (15:38:31): http://ktul.com/news/local/substitute-teacher-arrested-in-pawhuska-for-doing-cartwheel-exposing-herself
Reich In The Kisser (15:39:08): Hot for teacher
To Such Great Whites (15:40:15): Seems calculated. I know when I'm not wearing underpants.
To Such Great Whites (15:40:23): And don't do cartwheels
To Such Great Whites (15:40:34): Round offs is the way to play it
To Such Great Whites (15:40:51): Also that pussy look like it stank
To Such Great Whites (15:56:07): im pretty sure that my company put up anti-trump\xa0posters
Reich In The Kisser (16:09:21): Posters in the office?
Reich In The Kisser (16:09:25): Or billboards
Richard Spence-Her (16:18:43): Pok\xe9mon Go Fuck Yourself
Everything's Alt-Right (16:19:04): Pokemon Do Not Pass Go
To Such Great Whites (16:27:42): Nah it says, Blue449, one agecny many countires no boarders
To Such Great Whites (16:28:06): we also got an email talking about if we are from there we need to stay in th ecountry
Richard Spence-Her (16:28:13): Those god damn globalists
To Such Great Whites (16:28:22): Listen, wall it up
To Such Great Whites (16:28:26): we at capacity
To Such Great Whites (16:28:31): brian cant even get a job
Everything's Alt-Right (16:28:57): Getting high is a full time job
To Such Great Whites (16:28:58): how is a college eduacated math major suposed to compete with a refugee who cant speak english
Reich In The Kisser (16:29:22): https://doing.biz/manifest-destiny-dies-at-the-border-wall-603737f3063b#.9k3ofgqzu
Richard Spence-Her (16:29:33): None
Richard Spence-Her (16:29:39): Pouring one out for my globalist buddies
Reich In The Kisser (16:30:05): None
Everything's Alt-Right (16:30:15): Seriously though if this stops H1b visa Web developers I'm happy about it lol. Trump is right about NAFTA and TPP. I'm for things he does if it helps out the proles
Richard Spence-Her (16:30:28): Look at Zach gazing at him so lovingly
To Such Great Whites (16:30:45): I just dont like Indian People on the train
To Such Great Whites (16:30:50): any where else im cool
To Such Great Whites (16:30:54): train
Richard Spence-Her (16:30:56): h1b visas are basically modern slavery imo
Richard Spence-Her (16:30:59): or have the potential to be
To Such Great Whites (16:31:15): all i know is H1Z1
Reich In The Kisser (16:31:17): The employer has way too much power
To Such Great Whites (16:31:23): thats the zombies
Richard Spence-Her (16:31:28): that company i used to work at in summit abused H1B visas so much
Richard Spence-Her (16:31:35): like 3/4ths of the employees were foreign
Everything's Alt-Right (16:31:44): Hire a foreign worker who had mad skills as an "entry" level employee here pay him shit and have a pool of other foreign workers ready to take his place if he starts to get uppity
Richard Spence-Her (16:31:47): and they'd ask me to put up job apps on a hard to reach page and take it down after exactly 60 days
Reich In The Kisser (16:32:05): Graphic designer I worked with at TeliApp was basically a slave because they need sponsorship
Richard Spence-Her (16:32:11): meanwhile they'd force h1b employees to work 70 hour weeks and weekends
Richard Spence-Her (16:32:26): because what are they going to do? quit and go back to Turkey?
Richard Spence-Her (16:32:31): it was disgusting
Everything's Alt-Right (16:32:58): Yea it's not like they can stand up for themselves they can be replaced pretty quickly.
Richard Spence-Her (16:34:24): yea theres people just waiting to get to the US
Reich In The Kisser (16:36:18): Can't we just conquer Mexico already
Reich In The Kisser (16:36:33): How many centuries is this gonna take. For fucks sake
Richard Spence-Her (16:40:26): true, all they have there are drug cartels and montezuma's revenge
Richard Spence-Her (16:41:05): we'd be doing them a favor if we conquered mexico and turned it in America: Poverty Tourism Edition
To Such Great Whites (18:45:20): There a heavyweight division on this chart?
To Such Great Whites (19:23:33): This graph was supposed to scare me into thinking that all media is bad. It's really just helping me with work.
To Such Great Whites (19:28:09): They are missing a lot on there
To Such Great Whites (19:28:25): History is owned by A&E
Reich In The Kisser (20:50:06): Actual journalists be stealing my ideas\n\nhttps://twitter.com/samueloakford/status/826945466071920640
To Such Great Whites (20:51:14): Id write a letter
Reich In The Kisser (20:52:28): apparently it's in reference to an alleged phone call between Trump and Mexican president where Trump threatened to send US troops into Mexico to kill narcos
Thursday, 02 February 2017
To Such Great Whites (05:12:05): Trump wants his cocaine home grown
To Such Great Whites (11:32:50): I have my background as just rotating images on my computer.
To Such Great Whites (11:32:59): This popped up
Richard Spence-Her (11:33:36): You have an interesting workplace
Everything's Alt-Right (11:34:28): NJ Labor Department doesn't know what they're doing
Everything's Alt-Right (11:36:05): I got 3 pieces of mail from them today. One is a repeat of the original letter I got way back from when I first filed. Another is a letter of determination saying I'm not eligible for benefits. The third was a prepaid debit card from them via bank of america.
Richard Spence-Her (11:36:45): Ayoooo debit card baby
Everything's Alt-Right (11:36:47): Nevermind it's a prepaid debit card with 0 dollars on it lol
Richard Spence-Her (11:36:56): Thanks Uncle Sam
Richard Spence-Her (11:37:16): How did you mess up unemployment so badly lol
Everything's Alt-Right (11:38:19): Well I said I wasn't actively looking for work because I was thinking I'd be in job training full time, if I attended fullstack academy that is. That makes me ineligible.
Everything's Alt-Right (11:38:52): But now that I'm going to rutgers bootcamp, which is part time and after work hours I'm back to looking for work so I should become eligible
Everything's Alt-Right (11:38:56): Then it's hello free money
Everything's Alt-Right (11:39:02): This is what socialism is all about!
Everything's Alt-Right (11:39:19): Free money!
Richard Spence-Her (11:40:48): you gotta step your lying game up
Richard Spence-Her (11:41:11): saying you're actively looking for work is like when you tell your girlfriend that you're going to bed and then you stay up and play xbox for the next 4 hours
Everything's Alt-Right (11:42:49): Well when they go to sleep at 8 pm what choice do we have
Everything's Alt-Right (11:43:03): We must lie to protect them from the truth
Everything's Alt-Right (11:43:12): That we are slinging racial slurs at minors
Richard Spence-Her (11:46:06): why do women go to bed so early
Richard Spence-Her (11:47:22): goodnight babe, im sooooo tired, gonna go to bed early
To Such Great Whites (11:47:30): they dont go to bed, they just come party with me
Richard Spence-Her (11:47:30): ten minutes later you're chainsawing a 12 year old in half
To Such Great Whites (11:47:41): Im the father of Beyonces twind
Everything's Alt-Right (11:47:45): See, men go to sleep like this "it's 11 pm I should get 8 hours and wake up at 7"
Everything's Alt-Right (11:48:02): Women go to sleep like this "Oh boy it's 8 pm, bedtime!"
To Such Great Whites (11:48:56): I go damn its 8 pm i should be in bed
To Such Great Whites (11:49:00): then home by 11
To Such Great Whites (11:53:49): there is a yahoo answers about the meaning of in bed by 8 home by 11
GroupMe (11:55:03): Richard Spence-Her changed the group's name to I'm Alex Jones-ing for Some Flouride-Free Water
GroupMe (11:57:23): To Such Great Whites changed name to Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:58:23): ALEX SMASH
Reich In The Kisser (12:08:36): I would watch that movie
GroupMe (12:10:15): Reich In The Kisser changed name to Alex & Don's Executive Adventure
GroupMe (12:21:03): Richard Spence-Her changed the topic to: Cuckolding - the thinking man's fetish?
Richard Spence-Her (14:12:49): not to turn this group chat all political again, but i just remembered this morning on NPR they were talking about a group of anti-trump protesters talking about how they wanted to crack down on trump's lax stance on guns
Richard Spence-Her (14:13:05): i realized how stupid that sounds, if they truly believe this country is being taken over by fascists why wouldnt they want to be armed lol
Richard Spence-Her (14:13:27): i see what you guys mean now about more violent protests being the more effective ones tbh
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:15:16): As soon as I move for school, I'm applying for residency, they buying a gun
Richard Spence-Her (14:16:02): if you don't have the capability to actually resist, your dissent means nothing more or less
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:16:10): Yup
Everything's Alt-Right (14:16:21): And Pete moves one step farther left
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:16:29): https://theintercept.com/series/the-fbis-secret-rules/
Richard Spence-Her (14:17:02): also brian, i have a spike trap set up for my landlord when he comes to collect the rent tonight \ufffd
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:17:12): Apparently FBI is concerned about police departments nationwide because FBI believes they are predominantly white nationalists
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:17:31): That's the FBI saying that
Richard Spence-Her (14:18:15): P O W E R
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:18:56): normally i would say thats liberal bullshit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:19:00): but i mean
Richard Spence-Her (14:20:36): buy a gun marc
Richard Spence-Her (14:21:03): next time i see a feminist im gonna ask her if she wants to see a big black glock
Richard Spence-Her (14:21:20): because im having an uprising \ufffd
Everything's Alt-Right (14:21:52): It is liberal bullshit to want to restrict guns right now
Everything's Alt-Right (14:22:11): That's why everyone on socialism hates liberal SCUM
Richard Spence-Her (14:22:25): i heard that if trump gets 2,000 likes on his next twitter post, he will repeal the immigration ban
Everything's Alt-Right (14:22:41): Remember liberals historically have supported fascists. "Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds"
Everything's Alt-Right (14:23:02): He just told Iran he's putting them on notice right lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:23:18): Barry did that too
Everything's Alt-Right (14:23:22): And he's making a big stink about 2k immigrants/refugees from Australia
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:23:26): Why the black man get a free pass
Richard Spence-Her (14:23:38): nobody wanted to go vacation in sunny Libya until Trump Daddy banned it
Everything's Alt-Right (14:23:38): Trust me I got a lot to say about Obama lol
Everything's Alt-Right (14:23:53): That's actually obama
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:23:56): Fuck the Assuies
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:24:03): So we lose thor
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:24:06): big whoop
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:24:19): an im gunna say it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:24:36): Hugh Jackamn is an over rated wolverine
Everything's Alt-Right (14:24:41): The executive order only listed Syria and other "countries that want to harm america" or something like that. The other six countries Obama named in the 2015 terrorist travel prevention act and that's why 6/7 countries have the travel ban
Everything's Alt-Right (14:24:50): And who else could play wolverine
Richard Spence-Her (14:24:51): you're on your own with that one marc
Richard Spence-Her (14:25:04): hugh jackman was literally born to play wolverine
Everything's Alt-Right (14:25:05): He looks like he was born for the part lok
Richard Spence-Her (14:25:07): LITERALLY
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:25:24): He's too tall
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:25:35): Wolverine is a short candian
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:25:41): hes 5'3 at best
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:25:42): Wolverine is like 5'5"
Richard Spence-Her (14:25:53): so your reason for not liking hugh jackman is that he is not a manlet?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:25:58): you know who the creator said whould be his dream
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:26:07): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hoskins
Richard Spence-Her (14:26:25): the guy from roger rabbit?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:26:30): Yup
Richard Spence-Her (14:26:39): oh yea he'd totally be better as wolverine
Richard Spence-Her (14:26:47): i hope you can detect that sarcasm
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:26:54): Pete
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:26:57): you dont get comics
Everything's Alt-Right (14:27:00): His body makes me feel like I could be wolverine
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:27:00): More suited for the role physically
Everything's Alt-Right (14:27:08): The BMI is all off
Richard Spence-Her (14:27:11): wolverine is supposed to be a short, fat, bald man?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:27:19): pretty much
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:28:18): She's 5'3
GroupMe (14:29:02): Everything's Alt-Right changed name to Inferior Jewish Overlord
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:29:04): thats form old man logan the comic im\xa0reading now
Richard Spence-Her (14:29:12): is the fact that movie wolverine is is like 8 or 9 inches taller really a problem for you
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:29:21): yes
Richard Spence-Her (14:29:29): are you tom cruise
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:29:44): I could really get into this man with a metal exoskeleton ripping apart robots if his height was more true to the comic
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:29:46): do i get to fuck 2000s katie holmes?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:30:15): the whole point of wolvernine was that he was short and firece
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:30:18): like a wolvernine
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:30:30): he aint called Giant Wolf
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:30:35): Now he's big and fierce
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:30:39): Why not just wolf
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:30:48): You know what I'm gonna start calling him Wolfie
Richard Spence-Her (14:30:57): Wolferine
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:31:03): http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/payday/images/9/97/Wolf.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111018015230
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:31:09): thats the only wolf i trust
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:31:25): Wolferine, he's the subject of Government experimentation.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:31:57): http://i.imgur.com/YEU2g2l.jpg
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:32:11): Hey bub, you gonna eat that
Richard Spence-Her (14:32:25): 5'3"?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:32:44): yea
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:32:55): 11 inches shorter then jackman
Richard Spence-Her (14:33:14): my immersion is RUINED
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:33:14): there is a comic where he is with one of the young x men training them
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:33:18): shes like 5
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:33:27): she's slmost his height
Richard Spence-Her (14:33:39): imagine swiping left on wolverine
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:33:40): i need to make a drake meme
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:36:22): https://i.imgflip.com/1iukwk.jpg
Richard Spence-Her (14:36:48): comic book wolverine has a disgusting amount of arm hair
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:36:55): yea
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:37:06): he wansnt a oiled aussie
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:37:13): he was a hairy short candian
Richard Spence-Her (14:37:32): so maybe hugh jackman wasnt 100% true to the comics here
Richard Spence-Her (14:38:16): but it is kind of an improvement over being 5'3" and having Hypertrichosis
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:38:47): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/54/e6/79/54e679a92fa09f57968f961c9901551b.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:39:02): thats the body of my wolverine
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:40:09): http://www.thewrap.com/bob-hoskins-x-men-writers-first-choice-wolverine/
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:40:36): Im bringing this up at your wedding pete
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:40:47): when they say does any one object
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:40:59): im gunna\xa0tell jessie\xa0that you like hugh\xa0over Bob
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:41:17): and she will say "shut up marc you are ruining the wedding"
Richard Spence-Her (14:41:31): if you say a damn thing about hugh jackman being a bad wolverine you're waiting in the limo
Richard Spence-Her (14:43:02): https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman/status/827013945697329152
Richard Spence-Her (14:43:06): Sarah Silverman leading the uprising
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:47:55): Little does she know she's first to the gulag
Richard Spence-Her (14:49:07): if she thinks that the people leading a violent uprising in the US are going to institute Hillary Clinton as POTUS after trump is overthrown, she is out of her mind lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:49:36): And if that'd what they are fighting for then the revolution is 1) dumb and 2) going to continue with clinton in the WH
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:49:36): http://i.imgur.com/p5hCxi0.jpg
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:50:00): Fucking liberal celebrities
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:50:15): Pissin' ME offfff
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:50:20): they are just really out of touch with people
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:50:39): the people whos jobs are most at stake more often then not voted trump
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:51:01): Achmed and Jose arent going to replace Hopper in season 2 of stranger things
Richard Spence-Her (14:51:35): but emma stone's life is at risk in a trump presidency!
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:51:50): They just want democrats so they can feel like they're being progressive and feel secure in their wealth and not as guilty that the A and B list celebrities probably have more wealth than half the country combined
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:51:53): Remeber when we went to the comedy show and then sarah silver did a joke that was a 50/50 answer and she didnt plan for a yes
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:52:05): Lmao
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:52:25): Purge the DNC
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:52:28): And it wasn't even crazy, "would you suck gods dick" well I mean it's god so what fucking choice do I have sarah
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:52:35): You ever hear of the importation
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:52:41): Implication
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:52:56): God's already angry, imagine horny and angry.
Richard Spence-Her (14:54:21): imagine you are in prison with a giant black guy and he says "nigga you in bubba's world now, ya'll better start suckin this D"
Richard Spence-Her (14:54:33): you are going to close your eyes and get to work
Richard Spence-Her (14:54:47): now imagine this giant black guy also is the creator of reality and the ruler of the universe
Richard Spence-Her (14:55:00): this is what we are dealing with here, sarah
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:55:57): https://i.reddituploads.com/397a0c20c27f4a7788bff4096fbab977?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=7acd9d962b6401308745f61fcd247e0a
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:07:55): THEY ARE SHUTTING DOWN CLUB PENGUIN
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:10:17): I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:14:32): RIP 4chan swastika pranks
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:17:14): https://i.reddituploads.com/897dcd72859e4f28b6258ab3f6d69c67?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=82e1767c99d54f206a09c14fd0da260d
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:40:49): https://gfycat.com/LikableTatteredBrocketdeer
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:41:28): NPH was in that movie
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:45:26): https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/5rn537/deport/
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:56:32): Trumps SCOTUS pick literally founded a "Fascism Forever Club" in high school lmao
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:56:40): Gotta laugh so you don't cry
Richard Spence-Her (16:08:59): damn
Richard Spence-Her (16:09:05): thats in the 80s, thats the scary fascism
Richard Spence-Her (16:09:10): not the fun meme filled fascism we have today
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:09:29): Yea 80 memes have nothing on 2010 memes
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:10:58): Speaking of which, /r/altright was banned
Richard Spence-Her (16:12:33): oh yea for using that fucking doxxing site apparently lol
Richard Spence-Her (16:12:39): according to /r/outoftheloop
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:12:49): Yea and not for being nazis lol
Richard Spence-Her (16:13:03): look up wesearchr
Richard Spence-Her (16:13:14): the mods were allowing posts about that site on there
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:13:43): Ah. Yea I saw they had a master thread of leftist sub posts where violence was called for and they were making a list of usernames to try and doxx
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:13:51): Imagine having that little going on in your life
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:14:01): No wonder they turned to some shit ideology to make them feel better
Richard Spence-Her (16:14:31): brian when will you realize, all ideologies are shit
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:14:50): Exactly just being a communist who has no ideology
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:31:02): Inclusion of everyone, anti imperialist anti exploitation anti racism. Human needs are human rights. It's not so crazy people
Richard Spence-Her (16:37:13): what if i need a new iphone or i'm going to just DIE
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:37:47): Oh that's capitalism. Apply to Foxxcom
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:55:10): http://i.imgur.com/ZhEb2N3.mp4
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:56:16): Damn perfect loop too. That's amazing lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:56:42): Yup. Gif tournament is always wonderful
Richard Spence-Her (17:01:59): this is incredible
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:03:13): r/HighQualityGifs is always solid
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:27:47): i am way to tipsy to be doing work right now
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:36:18): Tipsy? What are you a old white woman
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:36:31): You're either square (sober), buzzed, or lit af tbh fam
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:36:40): Brian
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:36:54): im going to hit you next time i see you for saying fam
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:36:58): that is our word
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:37:07): Not very fam of you tbh fam
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:37:26): Now im going to kill your DND characeter
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:37:40): My ESO character will live on
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:37:47): ill kill him too
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:38:28): You wish you could. You gotta be able to see him before you can hit him ;)
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:38:42): I also know where the BBC is
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:38:45): Damn it josh if you had a xbox one we'd actually have 4 people
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:39:01): A solid group
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:39:14): What's ESO
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:39:34): Elder scrolls online. Like DnD but with graphics and people
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:39:52): Ah
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:39:55): Unfortunately they don't have the feline aids kill option yet though
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:40:44): I don't think I'm gonna be buying a new gaming system until a can realistically and convicting commit genocide in my VR headset
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:40:55): Convincingly*
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:42:23): If anything I'd go to PC, but I've just lost interest in video games.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:43:29): Me too fir the most part but playing with friends makes it 100x better
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:46:02): Like I love cod, but if you're just gonna change the graphics year to year, big fucking whoop. And that's most games. Shoot this, shoot that. Solve this puzzle. Earn fake points.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:46:20): Dude that's life
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:46:26): Money isn't real
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:46:38): Trophies only have as much importance as we put on them
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:46:40): VR is definitely exciting, but I'm not hopping on board until all the kinks are worked out
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:47:09): Just need that VR porn
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:47:23): Then goodbye ladies, hello fuckbot 1.0
Richard Spence-Her (17:49:56): Josh is ready for Dark Souls
Richard Spence-Her (17:50:09): That's a mans game
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:51:33): We should all get civilization lol
Richard Spence-Her (17:52:24): Trumps gonna be playing civilization in real life soon, conquest mode baby
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:52:27): this a mans game
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:52:55): I love civ but it is literally the most time intensive game I've ever played. Never even finished a game.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:52:58): The thinking man's game
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:53:22): Trump is forcing those cultural victory countries to invest more in military
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:53:42): my shit aint working
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:54:15): Group me? Mines fucking up a lot right now too. Keeps failing to send
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:54:31): GroupMe?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:54:40): i sent like 4 things
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:55:06): my messages weren't going through for a while
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:56:42): Mostly just dick pic
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:04:21): http://imgur.com/3x4n2zD
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:32:49): I want this to be real
Friday, 03 February 2017
Richard Spence-Her (00:26:21): http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-executive-order-christian-pre-marital-sex-same-sex-marriage-abortion-wrong-religious-a7558691.html
Richard Spence-Her (00:26:32): looks like you fornicators are going to The Big House
Richard Spence-Her (00:26:43): meanwhile I'll be laughing in your faces with my marital sex
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (00:29:26): This has Pence all over it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:37:44): Finish DND this week
Richard Spence-Her (07:38:06): I can't this weekend
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:38:50): Boooo
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:38:54): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ruFJvPMwh_Y
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:21:03): There's a MAGA hat in the the wild
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:21:11): On an Asian business man
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:22:27): Sure it's not a "Make America Rage Again" hat
Richard Spence-Her (08:23:01): Oh me rike donard trump-San
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:23:56): No-no-notice Trump-pai
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:47:16): https://m.imgur.com/a/XMhJZ#7xPNDiM
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:06:46): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:07:45): None
Richard Spence-Her (09:09:58): Vape Nash
Richard Spence-Her (09:16:07): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:16:43): Give that wailing wall something to cry about!
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:16:46): That wall is so dumb
Richard Spence-Her (09:17:00): I wish Catholics had a holy wall
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:17:20): Yea the more holes to stick my D in the better
Richard Spence-Her (09:17:20): All we do is cannibalize our savior
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:18:40): Seriously, it's a fucking wall. Get over it ya dumb joos
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:18:49): Get over it.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:19:17): \ufffd
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:22:05): Oooooo. Next article. If Trump can blackmail the Pope into declaring that the Great Wall of Trump is the Waling Wall of the West, then Mexicans who are largely Catholics, won't be able to destroy the wall or even try to avoid it\u2026 they'll have to pray to it.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:25:05): This gay commie pope will never do that though
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:26:23): Trump just needs something to blackmail him with
Richard Spence-Her (09:27:00): Genius
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:33:08): You can't blackmail them for pedophilia if it's basically the first thing people think of when they think catholic church scandals though lol. It's not exactly unknown.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:34:02): Don't poke holes in my fake news story
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:34:06): Jackass
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:10:43): I just read a retarded article
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:11:27): https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/sharia-law-may-be-coming-to-america-but-its-christians-who-are-bringing-it/2017/02/02/aa44fbe8-e98c-11e6-bf6f-301b6b443624_story.html?hpid=hp_no-name_opinion-card-a%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.9daaddeec541
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:11:57): They are saying tax exemptions for religous instutes is the same thing as shira law
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:12:32): letting chic a filla not pay for birth control isnt the same thing as being able to honor kill your daughter for premartual\xa0sex
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:15:44): Yeah that's absurd. But you should read into DeVos and her brother Erik Prince. They're undisputably Christian Supremacists. Also, Prince is a mercenary. So there's that.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:16:52): DEVO was a bunch of jews
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:16:57): they sang whip it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:17:14): https://eastwoodcustoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/devo-be-stiff.jpeg
Richard Spence-Her (10:17:57): another opinion article with a sensational headline and no real substance, NEXT
Richard Spence-Her (10:18:17): like 90% of journalism now is just people making those opinion articles and then circulating them on Reddit and social media
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:18:44): listen, i dont care what religion you are
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:18:56): dont kill people for having sex with consnetign adults
Richard Spence-Her (10:19:16): funny thing is that we allow corporations to donate to political campaigns but not churches, as if there is really a distinction in america
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:20:28): We do need way more serparation fo church and state
Richard Spence-Her (10:20:46): separate church and state and private sector and state
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:20:55): I'm so proud of you Peter. I just wanna pinch those cheeks of yours.
Richard Spence-Her (10:20:58): \ufffd
Richard Spence-Her (10:21:11): you pick the cheeks
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:21:39): \ufffd
Richard Spence-Her (10:22:49): for real tho, we dont want churches to donate to politics because we dont want a religious influence in politics, but we are cool with corporations donating to politics, so we are cool with a private sector influence
Richard Spence-Her (10:23:22): if i was POTUS, day 1: ban all lobbying and corporate involvement in politics. Day 2: funny hat day
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:23:37): Day 3: Dank Party
Richard Spence-Her (10:23:52): im talking nation wide funny hat day, imagine if it was federally protected that every friday you get to wear a funny hat to work, regardless of the workplace
Richard Spence-Her (10:24:35): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:24:48): http://us.123rf.com/450wm/karmaknight/karmaknight1511/karmaknight151100017/48143210-man-doctor-surgeon-in-christmas-santa-hat-isolated-on-white-background-christmas-theme.jpg?ver=6
Richard Spence-Her (10:25:05): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:28:44): Pete every day you move closer to Marx's light
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:28:58): Funny hat day sounds dank though
Richard Spence-Her (10:29:16): what i said could go the other way tho
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:29:24): None
Richard Spence-Her (10:29:57): i dont think wanting private companies to not influence politics is a particularly socialist position lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:30:03): http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/83940/Rainbow#6bfaa7_153227
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:30:17): When the liberals win and you gotta be a fag
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:32:01): Well considering fascism is as far right as weve gone and that involves corpratism, it is a leftist thing to hold. I mean hell democrats are perfectly fine with corporate lobbying look how many of them are on corporate payroll. You're now further left than our actual politicians but also I think most of the populace is especially on this issue
Richard Spence-Her (10:32:24): i think most people just dont think about the issue
Richard Spence-Her (10:32:45): go ask your mom if she thinks that Coca Cola should be allowed to pay off lawmakers lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:33:21): Well that too. Political apathy is a huge problem. My mom isn't apathetic she's just propagandized and would probably say yes lol. Hold on I'll ask and report back
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:34:03): I think keep money out of politics
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:34:13): and no career politicains
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:34:36): some of those people never held a real job and dont get it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:34:44): Cough cough Bernie Cough
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:37:28): Bernies also one of the biggest outspoken people against corporate lobbying though and specifically didn't take it during his campaign. And he's the furthest left person in the senate by far by just being a. moderate social democrat lol.
Richard Spence-Her (10:37:30): hey he worked at a commune for that one summer!
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:37:34): Ok asking my mom and steve now
Richard Spence-Her (10:37:39): lol let's see
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:38:15): Let's see how effective Fox news propaganda is and how woke Alex Jones made steve
Richard Spence-Her (10:39:08): he's already got the water purifier
Richard Spence-Her (10:39:11): theres no going back from that
Richard Spence-Her (10:39:40): you dont buy a bomb shelter water purifier and then decide to open your mind to alternative political views
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:44:38): listen the democrats killed this man
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:44:40): http://imgur.com/VZ7IgEq
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:44:45): liberals hate america
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:45:10): Whats your favorite color you commies? reds
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:45:17): mines FREEDOM
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:45:45): for real though that was the staffer teh leakked the DNC stuff
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:45:50): From all the way over here democrats and Republicans look mostly the same
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:45:51): he was shot in the back
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:45:58): Yup Seth Rich I think
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:46:01): yup
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:46:11): all he wanted to do was stop the government
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:46:17): Suicide 2 gun shots to the back of the head, open and shut case. Good detective work Lou
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:46:29): Fuck the Gov
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:46:33): Fuck the state
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:46:55): Let Business run everything
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:46:59): only solution
Richard Spence-Her (10:47:00): clearly the first self inflicted shot to the back of the head didnt work
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:47:08): the final solution
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:48:06): Milo Yenouplous wrote a book, i want to read, just to see how many times cuck is written
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:48:32): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot
Richard Spence-Her (10:48:43): milo is the worst lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:48:51): Businesses wanted to enact a coup on FDR in this country back in 1934 lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:49:43): Now we just elect them so no coup needed!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:50:13): The theroy is the the GTA universe is set in that
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:50:39): Lol that makes a lot of sense
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:50:43): so that is why there is so much excess and shit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:50:51): so you can have million dollar cars
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:51:03): and hoopties on the same streets
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:51:08): Also all the absurd advertisements
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:51:09): and people do anything to get ahead
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:51:30): cause they killed all the lazy free loaders
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:52:59): http://i.imgur.com/L1dPCwj.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:53:02): un realated
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:53:05): just a cool owl
Richard Spence-Her (10:54:58): someone call up Tom Brady because that's a Superb Owl
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:55:12): Booooo
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:45:34): https://i.reddituploads.com/d05528588f484902bcc5c96372c87785?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=1a54e4043b20d62e62c02d59efb831ff
Richard Spence-Her (13:18:49): http://imgur.com/o4cCR2p
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:20:20): Funny. In the Dark Knight 3: Master Race, Green lantern ain't got no arms.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:22:47): Dark Knight 3: Master Race? Are they fighting Aryans lol
Richard Spence-Her (13:22:47): master race, huh
Richard Spence-Her (13:24:09): heres another http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2011/02/pr0gramm-1297079799199.jpg
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:27:36): Nah, Kryptonians that Brainiac had trapped in city of Kandor, which was miniaturized.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:28:29): They are released and brought to regular size
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:28:54): Then try and enslave humanity
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:29:13): But Batman makes it rain kryptonite
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:46:45): Ah Batman becomes Storm
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:50:18): Nah. Just retains his immense amount of wealth and synthesizes massive amounts of artificial kryptonite. He then seeds clouds with said kryptonite. Then has the flash run the weather center all fast and shit cause his legs were snapped.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:51:37): Guess being rich IS a super power
Richard Spence-Her (13:57:08): i hope marvel makes a George Soros comic next!
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:59:36): See he gets it like us! He's now allowed to say he's against capitalism now that he has enough money to be secure for the next 100 lifetimes.
Richard Spence-Her (14:00:51): and he probably has an Apple iReincarnation Machine at home, that rich SOB
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:02:27): he won't need it, he just needs to pay a poor person for their organs like this
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:02:34): None
Richard Spence-Her (14:04:03): 1 plasma = 1 book
Richard Spence-Her (14:05:32): how do you send your kid to a college where a calc 1 text book costs $200 because they shuffled around the questions and has a $5 resale value, and then expect your kid to graduate and NOT be a socialist?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:12:00): Pete, you're gonna make me cry.
Richard Spence-Her (14:12:41): for a brief moment, as i bought a shakespeare textbook that cost over 100 dollars, despite it being filled with plays that were hundreds of years old
Richard Spence-Her (14:12:48): i whispered to myself "Marx was right"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:12:57): Pete, one of these days soon, you're going to call you a socialist, and me and Josh ar egoing to watch with awe like a parents watching their kids graduate college
Richard Spence-Her (14:13:16): nah i enjoy my capitalist lifestyle
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:13:19): no you don't
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:13:23): you just think you do
Richard Spence-Her (14:13:25): you're right
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:13:31): imagine this
Richard Spence-Her (14:13:33): yo necessito food rations
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:13:39): housing as right
Richard Spence-Her (14:13:46): oh boy public housing!
Richard Spence-Her (14:14:11): hey kids, pack your shit, we're moving to these great new project housing
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:14:49): we don't have to demolish the houses we have lol
Richard Spence-Her (14:15:13): so how do i get beachfront property in malibu
Richard Spence-Her (14:15:28): first come first serve?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:15:44): some locations would probably become vacation resorts. like hotels
Richard Spence-Her (14:15:47): lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:15:49): at least that's how it was for my commie coworker
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:15:59): he said during the vacation you could go to these resorts for free
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:16:05): housing was free
Richard Spence-Her (14:16:10): wooooooooooooow
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:16:11): interest free loans from the government if you needed money
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:16:24): healthcare was free
Richard Spence-Her (14:16:24): but you won't \ufffd
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:16:29): but the worst sin of all
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:16:35): he ONLY HAD 3 TV MODELS TO CHOOSE FROM
Richard Spence-Her (14:16:36): ok healthcare i agree with lol
Richard Spence-Her (14:17:06): do you want black in white, monochrome, or just a series of flipbooks
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:18:39): personally i don't see the benefit of privatized land ownership. what are the benefits?
Richard Spence-Her (14:19:15): you get to choose where and how you live?
Richard Spence-Her (14:19:34): do you really think if housing was 100% public that the govt would set everyone up in beautiful beachfront property lol
Richard Spence-Her (14:19:44): and then maintain everybody's mansions for them
Richard Spence-Her (14:20:09): nah you're going into public housing and everyone is living in a city
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:27:32): no and I'm not saying that's how it should be living beach front, but everyone should have roof over their head and not costing them 40%+ of their entire income just to make the wealthy even wealthier. that doesn't seem crazy.
Richard Spence-Her (14:28:10): so rework the public housing system for the very poor or homeless, no need to displace people that already have places to live and are happy with it
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:30:30): yea if you already have a house, fine you can stay there if you so desire. but people who have multiple houses, banks that own thousands of empty homes, these are the people who would most suffer with ending private land ownership. \xa0I know this includes my family. \xa0It's why my mom hates it when I talk like this lol.
Richard Spence-Her (14:31:57): there has to be a medium here between helping the poor and not penalizing the comfortable/wealthy/etc
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:32:35): there's no way around it in our current system. we have enough omes to houes everyone who needs them, but its' not profitable. \xa0the middle ground i suppose would be the government buying these home from the rich on behalf of the poor
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:32:58): again, the only way it works, the only way you can get land, is if you can make the already wealthy weaalthier
Richard Spence-Her (14:33:32): so would you be cool living in public housing?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:34:43): public housing like public transit in America has a terrible reputation because it has been gutted by the government and then maintained by private contractors who are the lowest bidders and cut costs at every corner
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:35:11): public housing with the public interest and not a profit interest would be much better
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:35:50): other countries do have middle class public housing
Richard Spence-Her (14:35:52): if there was no profit motive why would the housing all of a sudden get better
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:36:40): well what im saying is that the goal then with a human interest motive is to make housing good for the tenant. currently, the profit motive is to make housing profitable for the landlord/contractor
Richard Spence-Her (14:37:53): what does that mean
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:38:22): we can use my mom as an example since she is not a empathetic landlord shall we say
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:39:46): she was complaining earlier about a tenant who constantly had a high water bill. and because of this she wants to evict him which she could do, and the state/government would back her up. because to her, making money on rent is more important than this persons need for shelter. \xa0in my view, the need for shelter should triumph the need to make money is really all i'm saying.
Richard Spence-Her (14:40:07): how high are we talking here lol
Richard Spence-Her (14:40:19): was he filling a pool
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:41:57): i don't know lol. but it's been like it for a few months. maybe he likes baths. maybe he has a skin condition and needs more baths than the average person. \xa0maybe he was making a shit ton of lemonade for his lemonade stand. maybe he was doing it to spite his landlord who is constantly raising his rent and who is in a position of power over him simply because of money.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:42:42): my mom was complaining about other tenants who were fucking up the apartment before they were evicted, saying "how dumb can you be" and I had to tell her that maybe they're doing it out of spite lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:43:19): like she just thought poor people were dumb and that's why they punched walls and didn't take care of the apartment, not that they probably hated how she treated them and were kicking htem out of housing so one last retaliation was property damage to hurt her financially
Richard Spence-Her (14:43:35): that is pretty dumb tho, they're not getting back the security depoist
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:43:46): when you're evicted im not sure if yo udo anyways
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:43:50): it's used to pay back rent
Richard Spence-Her (14:45:28): oh true
Richard Spence-Her (14:45:33): if you didnt pay rent
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:45:40): yea
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:46:19): i told my mom to stop stealing tax payer money before since she has a lot of section 8 housing tenants (whom she raises rents on) and she didn't like that at all lol
Richard Spence-Her (14:46:36): how is that stealing tax payer money
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:47:12): Section 8 housing occupants get their rent subsidized either partially or fully by the government
Richard Spence-Her (14:47:23): ohhh
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:47:24): she has a few tenants who pay $0 and she gets a check straight from HUD
Richard Spence-Her (14:47:30): YOU'RE WELCOME
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:47:43): or some similar agency
Richard Spence-Her (14:47:43): so if they pay $0 whats the problem
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:47:57): well she keeps raising their rents annually as is her right to do so
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:48:01): increasing tax payer burden
Richard Spence-Her (14:48:17): at least our taxes are going to something lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:48:22): and it's not like these people's expenses are increasing 5% a year to maintain the apartment, not like inflation is 5% a year
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:48:39): yea my mom is not going to like my first web dev project
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:48:47): where I try to organize the worlds largest rent and mortage strike
Richard Spence-Her (14:50:38): rise up and kill your landlords
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:51:03): it's what Mao would have wanted
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:51:26): seriously though what do you think would happen if everyone just stopped paying thier banks and landlords lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:51:38): what they gonna do THROW US ALL IN PRISON?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:52:03): also look at this Irish magazine they ran out of fucks to give lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:52:12): None
Richard Spence-Her (14:52:59): S H O T S F I R E D
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:53:27): someone should tweet this at the president
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:58:19): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:58:48): That 55 inch tv is steves that he brought, but if it keeps Gary from having a kid I guess the net effect is positive
Richard Spence-Her (15:00:13): Steve is doing God's work
Richard Spence-Her (15:00:31): I really, really want to punch Gary right in the face and I don't even know him lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:01:40): I HAVE THINGS! HANG OUT WITH ME! PLEASE!
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:02:13): Sorry mom, no grandkids yet, you see all this anime I gotta catch up on?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:02:35): None
Richard Spence-Her (15:02:37): when gary has kids, do you think steve will become his daycare
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:03:11): My mom said gary will probably want to move to a three bedroom and bring steve along to help subsidize the kid lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:03:34): Gary is such scum
Richard Spence-Her (15:04:17): the worst part is that i get the vibe he knows it
Richard Spence-Her (15:04:24): he knows what he is doing to steve
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:07:10): what i miss
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:07:15): just got back from lunch
Richard Spence-Her (15:07:24): argued about socialism and the right to housing for a bit
Richard Spence-Her (15:07:31): transitioned to trump getting a bullet in the ol noggin
Richard Spence-Her (15:07:39): now we are on the Kohut Chillzone
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:07:52): Damn it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:07:57): sounds good
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:08:14): i was drinking alcolic milk shakes
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:08:50): Nice. Just look at the last picture posted and read from there
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:09:11): Tldr Gary is exploiting steve more. Loris sending me more pics about it lol
Richard Spence-Her (15:09:22): we were thinking about going to visit gary this weekend because i heard he has a 55" 4K Samsung TV (actual 240Hz), PS4 Pro with PSVR (and tons of games), a Nintendo Switch (as of March 3rd), Netflix, DramaFever, Crunchyroll, Funimation, WWE Network, New Japan Pro Wrestling World, Ring of Honor Ringside Member Streaming, tons of TV channels, 300mbps internet, tons of movies (digital and blu-ray), really good beer (Death by Coconut taking over) and lot of good food with a block
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:10:25): I love that Gary is so petty as to unfriend Brian on Facebook
Richard Spence-Her (15:11:17): FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BRIAN - NOW STEVE IS MY BEST FRIEND
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:12:23): I still want to bang garys wife
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:12:30): for steves honor
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:17:55): have you guys seen the 30:30 for XFL
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:30:11): Nope but o man, the XFL. I still have an XFL football lying around somewhere
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:30:28): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otzHAFlXqiE
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:30:58): I remember watching the first game and thinking, "wait, this is just football"
Richard Spence-Her (15:33:39): wasnt it just football with wrestling moves
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:34:54): Sadly, no. That would've been extreme.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:35:05): The XFL forgot to be X
Richard Spence-Her (15:43:07): i just realized that the courtroom Rick and Morty video was real
Richard Spence-Her (15:43:12): like it was them reading a real transcript verbatim
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:43:31): Yup lol. They cut out the repetitive parts
Richard Spence-Her (15:43:47): i cant believe it's real
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:46:07): http://heavy.com/sports/2017/02/he-hate-me-rod-smart-xfl-30-for-30-this-was-the-panthers-nfl-vince-mcmahon-wwe-what-is-he-doing-family-wife-girlfriend/
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:49:02): None
Richard Spence-Her (15:50:18): that is so weird
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:50:38): yup
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:50:42): steven
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:50:49): what have you gotten yourself into this time old boy
Richard Spence-Her (15:51:07): i'm sure gary got him a nice cage tho
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:51:19): In have never wanted to hit some so much in my life
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:51:25): and its over steve
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:51:29): who am i
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:51:47): is Gary Retarded?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:51:53): like actually retarded
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:52:05): put this on just neckbeard things
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:52:26): he is not if anything he's excessively narcissitic
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:52:35): and a anime fiend
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:53:10): you mean hentia fiend
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:53:24): steve deserves better
Richard Spence-Her (15:53:51): yea but steve is a liar and a bad friend
Richard Spence-Her (15:53:53): *coward
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:55:06): you have to fight teenagers in the macdolads parking lot or you are a bead friend
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:56:03): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:56:07): Oh Neil Sen
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:56:14): you'll be the second one gulagged
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:56:20): right after sarah silverman
Richard Spence-Her (15:56:42): but she is leading the revolution
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:57:00): I want to comment "Maybe you have a hard time dating because you equate job and money with worthiness and also you smell like a stuck pig"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:57:05): revolution in my pants
Richard Spence-Her (15:57:41): online dating is a vulgar display of capitalism anyway
Richard Spence-Her (15:57:57): bring back arranged marriages
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:58:16): I mean it does let women sort men by income ranges lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:58:29): but where is the option for men to sort women by tit size?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:58:35): #MensRights
Richard Spence-Her (15:58:36): it's called YOUR EYES
Richard Spence-Her (15:58:56): let's look at the facts
Richard Spence-Her (15:59:18): OKCupid is owned by IAC
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:59:26): http://previews.123rf.com/images/burakowski/burakowski1202/burakowski120200230/12221937-Grunge-Facts-stamp-Stock-Vector-fact.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:59:30): im looking
Richard Spence-Her (15:59:35): a company with 5k employees, makes 3 billion a year
Richard Spence-Her (15:59:54): they're matching us up deliberately with people who are equal or poorer than us
Richard Spence-Her (15:59:56): to keep us down
Richard Spence-Her (16:00:01): to generate profits
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:00:01): and you know everyone isn't making 600k
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:00:16): Brian they have over head
Richard Spence-Her (16:00:27): number one reason for divorce? money
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:00:29): silly liberal doesnt understand money
Richard Spence-Her (16:00:37): Connecting the dots yet, liberals?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:00:46): brian got me a beer i paid him in beads
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:00:55): even after overhead and taxes, it's never equal. after overhead and taxes chipotleworkers make 60k for their overlords and make 5k
Richard Spence-Her (16:01:11): damn thats an expensive burrito
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:01:18): also money is the number reason for abortions
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:01:31): have you ever had to manage chipotle wokrers
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:01:40): you need more then 60k for those saints
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:01:43): i honestly never see a manager
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:01:48): exactly
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:01:48): when im there lol
Richard Spence-Her (16:01:52): heres the thing, before CRAPitalism, marriage used to be about securing your family's financial future, marrying into other families
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:01:54): ITS WORKER RUN
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:01:56): VIVA CHIPOTLE
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:02:10): jk they're involved in a wage theft suit
Richard Spence-Her (16:02:17): lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:02:27): im just trying to stick my dick in moist hole
Richard Spence-Her (16:03:04): a tit's a tit, suck what you can get
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:03:30): marc you're the realest nigga alive
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:04:09): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:04:12): https://i.imgur.com/RjhgRowh.jpg
Richard Spence-Her (16:06:48): you guys want to see john wick 2 next friday?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:07:46): im gaem
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:08:00): ditto
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:08:05): i have movie bucks i need to spend i can get the tickets i thinkg
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:08:21): sweet
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:09:05): but i will need sexual favors in return
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:09:15): tell Gary to pucker that buthole
Richard Spence-Her (16:11:08): gotta do waht you gotta do to save 11 buckaroonis
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:11:56): sleep on the floor, save 11 cents \ufffd
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:15:22): you faggots doing anything tonight?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:16:03): yea I'm seeing Split with Haley
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:16:32): fag
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:17:01): yea that's one of his personalities I heard
Richard Spence-Her (16:17:28): why would you take someone you care about to a M Night Shamalamadingdong movie
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:17:50): maybe brian doesnt
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:17:56): thats the twist
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:19:36): Very good Marc, it was Haley's pick lol. Though rotten tomatoes on it aren't bad.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:19:57): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:20:59): https://seeker401.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/82733-why-not-both-meme-5lvd.jpeg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:21:30): stupid liberal doesnt even know the tiny mexican\xa0girl defence
Richard Spence-Her (16:21:33): fuck milo
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:21:46): i didnt know you swung that wY
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:22:09): I dont like him
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:22:32): but i do admire that he is breaking the norm of peoples perception of what gay people should like
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:24:23): he's just capitalizing off of reactionary/conservative outrage imo, i doubt he believes half of what he says he's just a cuck to the almight buck
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:24:33): None
Richard Spence-Her (16:24:47): bless Papa Trump
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:24:47): this was trumps latest tweet, motherfucker YOU are the US now lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:25:22): "man the president of the US should really do something about radical islam" -president trump
Richard Spence-Her (16:26:22): i think the tweet is aimed at the GOD DAMNED LIBERALS protesting
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:29:14): oh he had some choice words for them too
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:29:39): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:29:49): Professional anarchists lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:30:32): My employment history? I was a paid thug, and worked my way up to being a paid protester. \xa0I hope one day I can become a paid anarchist, that's my dream job.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:31:25): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:31:51): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:31:56): lmao jesus christ
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:33:41): "Yea he fucked up California pretty bad, and me the genius (my IQ is 150 btw) businessman hired him based on his job performance to replace me where he does even worse! But hey, A for effort"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:35:50): oh it gets better now
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:35:55): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:36:04): @POTUS retweeting @RealDonaldTrump
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:36:23): the man is retweeting himself from 2 different accounts lmao
Richard Spence-Her (16:37:57): this is trumps america
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:38:32): @POTUS retweeting @RealDonaldTrump is just ridiculous though lol. more people seem to follow him on @RealDonaldTrump than @POTUS too it seems.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:25:38): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:26:32): Stay woke Marc
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:27:09): Nah I nap a lot
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:27:22): It's good for the spine
Richard Spence-Her (18:28:32): So where are we on Pizzagate
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:29:02): Covered up
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:29:41): Pizza Gate Israel
Saturday, 04 February 2017
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:59:37): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:26:18): https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/5q6k0s/guy_playing_overwatch_tries_to_talk_to_a_girl/
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:36:26): Hell yeah
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:36:48): Oh hell yea
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:36:52): I love me some ladies
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:38:35): What socks are you wearing
Richard Spence-Her (11:57:46): Hell yea
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:07:29): Do me a favor. Don't talk to othe guys like that
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:54:21): Your're my overwatch wench for this round
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:02:23): This gorilla dick daddy wants to get in them fluffy socks girl.
Richard Spence-Her (14:06:54): https://media4.giphy.com/media/5iD7qUqsSjFDy/giphy.gif
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:31:56): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:43:01): Can we make those fuck the Zuck shirts
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:43:05): I really want one
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:44:34): Sure
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:57:07): Maybe on the back "Hate The Gate" with a pic of bill gates
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:04:24): Woah buddy. Don't go overboard now.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:08:40): Nah fuck that cuck
Richard Spence-Her (18:09:39): But windows 95 was the real deal
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:36:49): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:38:21): Can't spell Gary without g-a-y
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:43:11): None
Sunday, 05 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:32:36): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:32:44): https://media.giphy.com/media/7Nsu3HCWLRVgQ/giphy.gif
Richard Spence-Her (08:33:06): https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/828015283709304832
Richard Spence-Her (08:33:11): Checkmate, Christians
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:33:59): Was the research done in tumblr?
Richard Spence-Her (08:34:36): research also indicates that it was going to be a transwoman as well
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:44:29): this isn't new apparently lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:44:30): http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/statue-liberty-was-originally-muslim-woman-180957377/
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:45:24): designer was inspired by sphinx, pyramids, etc on a trip to Egypt. "To prep for this undertaking, Barry Moreno, author of multiple books about the statue, writes that Bartholdi studied art like the Colossus, honing the concept for a figure called Libertas who would stand at the canal. \u201cTaking the form of a veiled peasant woman,\u201d writes Moreno, \u201cthe statue was to stand 86 feet high, and its pedestal was to rise to a height of 48 feet.\u201d Early models of the statue were called \u201cEgypt Carrying the Light to Asia." "
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:46:25): He even tried giving the idea to Egypt first who rejected it lol. they were like nah thanks we already set on massive fucking landmarks
Richard Spence-Her (08:46:30): wow thanks obama
Richard Spence-Her (08:47:31): http://www.npr.org/2017/02/04/513473827/yes-all-this-happened-trumps-first-2-weeks-as-president
Richard Spence-Her (08:47:36): recap for your outrage
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:57:08): so who wants to join the antiFa with me before they're labeled a terrorist group by trump lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:57:34): Also I fucking hate articles that start with "Yes, ...." I DIDN'T ASK YOU A FUCKING QUESTION BITCH
Richard Spence-Her (11:07:48): I think I'm just going to join the Fascism Forever Club instead
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:08:51): Oh your joining the republican party?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:08:57): Yes, I am proactive
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:09:03): Provacative*
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:09:39): You are no milo
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:10:11): Also last time I check. Nazis stood for national SOCIALIST party.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:10:35): So party goers are to blame
Richard Spence-Her (11:11:43): Shots fired
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:12:09): No shots drank
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:43:05): Oh lordy
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:43:15): Not this conversation about the national socialists lol
Richard Spence-Her (11:44:02): https://media4.giphy.com/media/vdhwYZ5c097ZC/giphy.gif
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:44:09): I know you know as a history person how much bs that is lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:04:07): Saturday. We all go see John wick 2
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:08:24): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:08:27): What about John Blade
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:11:07): Seriously though I'm down
Richard Spence-Her (13:18:14): Yea I'm down to go
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:29:00): Even and Steve will be the New Buddy cop movie.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:30:40): One likes anime. The other likes knives. They both don't get social queues. See them in. "Trust me I got this"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:32:54): Joe can be the police chief and Zach the morgue worker
Richard Spence-Her (13:43:22): What is going on here
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:54:23): Marcs giving us the elevator pitch for a buddy cop film and I gotta say, I like it.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:57:44): And we are the criminals
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:57:52): The hoes vs the bros
Richard Spence-Her (14:30:43): So the neighbors 3
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:39:38): Just less woman and forced equality
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:19:42): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:20:21): Guys. I did it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:20:27): I'm finally a big black man
Richard Spence-Her (16:21:26): Grats kid you made it
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:27:10): Lol forced equality
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:59:05): Just got the biggest patriotism boned from tha commercial
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:07:07): Is elder scrolls online morrowind an expansion or a whole new game
Richard Spence-Her (18:14:15): Expansion
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:15:09): Good, BigDarkSticks quest for white women just got a lot more interesting
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:30:23): I took a knee during the national anthem and my mom said to get out lol
Richard Spence-Her (18:30:46): You're asking for it
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:31:35): I was lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:32:41): My mom was asking why Brady didn't have his hand on his heart and lori had to say he did before. That's why I took a knee lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:38:23): I don't put my hand over my heart
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:38:28): It's not the pledge
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:48:36): You guys see those next gen stats
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:48:42): Sponsored by next gen biz men
Richard Spence-Her (20:10:02): Oh boy, the Pepsi Zero Sugar(tm) Halftime Show
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:11:52): That cost a shit ton of money
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:15:22): I'm watching this and thinking how much money people spent for a shit game
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:28:29): I almost feel bad for Tom Brady
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:28:30): Almost
Richard Spence-Her (20:29:01): Yea only 4 rings :(
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:29:10): The falcons defence is young. Agile mobile and hostile
Richard Spence-Her (20:29:15): His thumb probably feels cold
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:54:52): None
Monday, 06 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (05:38:42): Russians hacked the Super Bowl
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:19:55): It was Matt Ryan's turn.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:20:43): #imstillwithhim
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:20:54): #NotMySuperBowlChamp
Richard Spence-Her (07:11:07): https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/828574430800539648
Richard Spence-Her (07:11:29): What the fuck lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (07:16:50): So Tom Brady like it or not is the GOAT right? And lmao trumpy
Richard Spence-Her (07:18:03): Yea fuck Joe montana
Richard Spence-Her (07:18:12): More like Joe Wyoming now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:19:09): Trump got a point though
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:19:29): Everyone had shill by a landslide
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:19:55): And boom The Donald came out on top
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:20:37): Plus only unemployed losers answers polls. Not real hard working racist America
Richard Spence-Her (07:20:40): So it's either fake news or he didn't win by popular vote
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:21:03): Plus only unemployed losers answers polls. Not real hard working racist America
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:22:13): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (07:24:12): I mean Guccifer did hack the DNC, the issue was the completely damming evidence he found. They're was also evidence of Chinese hackers of Clinton's servers but can't knock China and tell trump to knock it off on China
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:25:11): What if the 33,000 emails were just about yoga and fro yo?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:26:23): What if she is just an old person. Sent 10 blank emails with no subject line
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:26:36): Do that for 10 years. I can see it
Richard Spence-Her (07:33:39): 33k "got it" emails
Richard Spence-Her (07:34:44): 33k "there is a birthday card going around for Anthony wiener" emails
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:51:03): Stop eating my yogurt it's for my low blood sugar
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:00:54): "Print pls"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:08:46): HRC is just a misunderstood creature like the great white shark
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:09:29): One has rows of devasting teeth and lives of flesh. The other is a great white shark
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:12:49): The old switcharooni
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:30:53): Biggest collection of 1 hit wonders in one song
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:32:35): Hey Matt and Kim have more than 1 good song lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:32:54): They got daylight, nightlight, lightlight
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:43:57): None
Richard Spence-Her (09:06:34): Also don't you dare call Andrew WK a one hit wonder
Richard Spence-Her (09:06:51): He has over ten thousand songs about partying
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:07:16): Also Soulja Boy is the only rapper to bear Supa Hot
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:07:40): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ifKofyYdZoQ
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:13:32): By the transitive property he is now not a rapper
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:34:31): Our New TBS assistant last name is Marx
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:34:39): Josh I found you a wife
Richard Spence-Her (09:34:49): josh would take her last name lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:35:50): Is josh dead?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:35:53): https://www.linkedin.com/in/ariel-marx-1454192b
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:35:56): That her
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:36:41): He'd like to seize her means of baby production if ya know what I mean
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:36:48): I mean the thing between her legs
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:37:01): Keep your laws off her body
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:37:52): Her tinder profile says "capitalists need not swipe right"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:47:07): She wants to a rising of the lower class in your pants
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:48:41): So i have my desktop background of a rotating pictures on my hard drive, boy howdy do i not remember saving any of these
Richard Spence-Her (09:48:58): is it still a picture of mountain dew and weed
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:49:07): I had to go back in and delete the saved pictures when we the salve memes
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:49:11): and yes pete
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:49:18): and alot of Dave chapelle
Richard Spence-Her (09:49:18): you have a very relaxed workplace
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:51:07): and spidey meems
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:51:46): I also have Hank Hill Conspiracy face
Richard Spence-Her (09:53:36): my background just says "HP"
Richard Spence-Her (09:53:48): but what my boss doesn't know is that it stands for Huge Pussy \ufffd
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:54:23): These big vagina women are getting away with murder
Richard Spence-Her (09:54:46): i like em big and cavernous
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:55:20): None
Richard Spence-Her (09:55:21): i once brought home this girl and she was so tight that i had to tell her to leave
Richard Spence-Her (09:56:01): you call this a pussy? im gonna need a shoe horn to get my D in there. come back when you're wide open like the great american prairies
Richard Spence-Her (09:56:11): here's my card
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:56:18): I'm pete btw
Richard Spence-Her (09:56:26): call after 9 pl
Richard Spence-Her (09:56:27): plz
Richard Spence-Her (09:56:51): oh and before you go, heres a tip
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:57:05): If you hear a weird noise it means im online playing runescape
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:57:09): call back in 5 hours
Richard Spence-Her (09:57:28): i told you not to call when i was mining coal you fat cow!
Richard Spence-Her (09:57:45): hows that pussy? still gaping yet
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:58:26): Your pussy needs to be big enough to fit a hopper in it.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:58:31): my daddies a farmer
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:58:34): Names Tex
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:58:43): yall ever hear of Monsento
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:59:16): They got a spray for dat pussy
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:59:23): Make it grow
Richard Spence-Her (09:59:40): it's called PussyGrow
Richard Spence-Her (09:59:42): and I invented it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:59:44): I need that hair looking like a lush Rainforest
Richard Spence-Her (09:59:59): I bet you never had a one night stand like this, huh?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:00:10): Ewwww it's so smooth
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:00:15): One that takes 4 months, nope
Richard Spence-Her (10:00:22): now open up for PussyGrow session 1 of 15
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:00:42): Does your cat make too much noise
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:00:48): and your pussy too tight
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:00:51): First apply the spray then the after moisturizer
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:00:58): Then get back to me bitch
Richard Spence-Her (10:01:56): Girl: I just met the most amaaaaazing guy last night!
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:01:56): You hairy yet bitch?
Richard Spence-Her (10:02:13): fuck it i laughed out loud at work at that one
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:02:16): http://i.imgur.com/2JfrmTL.png
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:03:26): https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder63/56629063.jpg
Richard Spence-Her (10:03:31): im just imagining some girl telling her friends about how she met the most awesome guy at a bar last night
Richard Spence-Her (10:03:39): and then he texts her "you hairy yet bitch?"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:03:48): See he knows what women like - being told how to groom their pubic hair and spraying chemicals to make that pussy grow
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:04:41): That's what I thought too pete lol. "Check out this text he sent me!"
Richard Spence-Her (10:04:50): he really cares about me! ive never met a guy like him
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:05:13): I hope this isn't a one night stand!
Richard Spence-Her (10:05:15): dont text him back cindy, hes just using you for your hairy, cavernous pussy
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:06:43): I like this guy lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:06:57): He'd be a good character
Richard Spence-Her (10:07:20): women like him because he's 6'0" and has a beard + tattoos
Richard Spence-Her (10:08:42): Looking for a woman that loves to laugh and have a passion for travel. A hairy, musky, cavernous pussy is a must. I am a dog person so I hope you're ok with dogs!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:09:14): Got the overnights for the superbowl viewings
Richard Spence-Her (10:09:35): whats the verdict
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:09:42): Down from last year
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:10:39): down by 2%
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:11:23): Markets of Boston Houston and Atlanta had a big spike
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:11:28): so did pittsburgh
Richard Spence-Her (10:11:48): prob because there were no top notch amy schumer commercials
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:12:07): they did say that the commericals this year were lack luster
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:12:10): She's a national treasure!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:12:23): people blame the Interent for them going up fiorst
Richard Spence-Her (10:12:23): super bowl commercials have been pretty lackluster for years now tbh
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:12:51): well the super bowl commericals that set it all off
Richard Spence-Her (10:12:57): they're not trying to make them funny or edgy anymore, now it's all emotional stuff about how you can share cheerios with your handicapped transgender daughter
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:12:57): Apple 1984
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:13:30): You mean your handicapped transgender daughter's corpse
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:13:49): no son of mine will become a woman and eat cheerios
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:14:08): That audi commercial about gender equality in pay and then BUY AUDI
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:14:19): See we at audi care
Richard Spence-Her (10:14:21): or that budwiser immigrant commercial lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:14:25): Audi car, but audi car
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:14:28): Buy
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:14:33): Yea that one too lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:14:38): They debunked their own commerical in a tweet
Richard Spence-Her (10:15:00): aint no syrian refugees coming to america to make the king of beer
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:15:02): they were like woman make less, then someone asked if AUDI woman make less
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:15:14): and they said no
Richard Spence-Her (10:15:16): best case scenario they're going to start a halaal food stand
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:15:19): Take that Obama
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:15:53): He dreams of comming to america to stand on the street corner selling gyros and shooing away the homeless
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:16:20): Tells you how bad Syria is if that's his dream job
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:16:30): Well they made it that way
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:16:38): i dont blame my parents for my mess room
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:16:41): Eh we didn't help at all
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:16:53): i was going for the joke
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:16:54): We still bomb the shit out of it and recently funded terrorists rhere
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:16:58): Ah hahahaha
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:17:08): you ruined it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:17:13): and know we are sad
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:17:25): Sorry my mom says shit like that non jokingly
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:17:30): So my radars all odd
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:17:31): Off
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:17:39): here is 222 images of spiderman to cheer you up
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:17:40): http://imgur.com/gallery/O28UN
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:03:42): I just got paid to take a huge dump and look at spidey memes
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:33:51): Ha I did it for free you sellout
Richard Spence-Her (11:35:22): My instagram was hacked by the Russians
Richard Spence-Her (11:35:28): Trump was right
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:51:39): Nah it was me pete
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:51:55): i was the one posting pics of my poop on it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:52:59): https://i.redd.it/dhjs0lq298ey.jpg
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:54:05): Lol dum nazis
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:54:41): This is the most reddit thing i have seen
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:54:43): https://i.imgur.com/MXP8zjj.png
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:54:58): I saw that and thought the same thing lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:55:26): Always bringing up DnD when it's not asked for when some sports thing comes up
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:55:45): you see NDT tweet/.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:55:58): he has offically made me hate hi,
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:56:01): him
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:56:09): and i was rooting for science black guy
Richard Spence-Her (11:56:20): R/IHateSportsball
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:56:26): http://imgur.com/6YX607q
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:56:52): Shut the Fuck Up Neil
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:57:25): He's the spokesperson of /r/Iamverysmart lol
Richard Spence-Her (11:57:52): To be fair he is pretty smart lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:58:49): Yea and he's also VerySmart
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:59:03): Yea but he is like those dud that grunt in the gym
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:59:10): they just want people to look
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:59:24): https://myurbanphilosophy.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/wpid-img_747552849399273.jpeg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:59:43): Nigga how those tooth picks hold up his big ass head
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:59:57): hit the gym and be normal sized
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:00:39): I like when bill nye insulted NDT lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:00:52): when did he do that?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:01:07): Willy Nye dont take not shit
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:01:17): https://youtu.be/gZywvthUKJQ
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:07:01): Bill Nye Savage as FUCK
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:09:55): Although I do kind of agree with NDT about there not being consciousness at all, it's funny to see him insulted lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:11:28): Watching these cuck science bitches discuss philosophy is hard to watch though lol. Physicists think their opinion on every matter is relevant lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:22:44): SHUT UP NERD
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:22:46): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:40:09): http://piximus.net/media2/45508/press-secretary-sean-spicer-accidentally-tweets-his-password-2.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:02:04): Its a ploy
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:02:15): he wants to say stupid shit and say he got hacked
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:02:19): I see you Sean
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:02:22): I see you
Richard Spence-Her (16:02:56): His SSN is so secure he put it on the side of a van
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:16:10): that dude got his identy stole like 14 times
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:53:53): https://i.reddituploads.com/addc4adab8e0403fbb125f4e376f571a?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=071e93e5453745daf49eee7ea5b52b90
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:54:18): Damn people will want to call racism on anything
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:07:46): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8VBNRtnJbY
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:07:54): College Humor got one right
Richard Spence-Her (17:11:22): Keep telling yourself that, NERD
Richard Spence-Her (17:11:33): You'll never be like us Sportsboys
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:16:29): I thought they were gonna make out at the end
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:24:58): Brian
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:25:04): That was pretty gay
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:32:13): No u
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:45:19): http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/it-s-official-punxsutawney-phil-predicts-an-eternity-of-darkness-from-which-we-will-never-escape-1.3963342
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:57:29): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:57:33): Thanks Gary
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:05:48): Actually when Han Chu came back in season 3 of blah blah anime. That was the greatest come back of all time.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:06:08): I tried to make up an anime name I honestly couldn't
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:12:59): Lol Han Chu
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:13:01): I like it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:38:15): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:16:32): None
Richard Spence-Her (21:12:21): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqWUfTsEEOE
Richard Spence-Her (21:12:27): Real Life Dennis Reynolds
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:13:24): That Walmart scene was super cringe
Richard Spence-Her (21:14:32): he is the chipotle adonis
Richard Spence-Her (21:17:25): If I ever get a six pack tho this is what I'm doing
Inferior Jewish Overlord (21:29:01): Can't watch now but assume the dude in the title screen is just posing in public spaces?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:30:18): He has girls talk to him for his need for validation
Inferior Jewish Overlord (21:30:46): Like he goes up to girls or girls/actresses just come up to him?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:31:17): Then says, hey girls, wanna see my third nipples???
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:31:41): And pulls his pants down
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:44:57): Seems impartial
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:46:45): Actually, it is. Basis for their argument is article 1, section/clause 8 of Constitution.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:47:31): "Whiny bitche must complain on the Internet"
Richard Spence-Her (21:51:20): This is just an opinion piece
Richard Spence-Her (21:51:32): Like all political articles these days. Sad!
Richard Spence-Her (21:58:10): They're all still so in denial about trump being potus lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:10:48): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (22:13:05): It's about the foreign emoluments right
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:13:43): Yeah
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:13:55): Foreign ain't get shit in America
Tuesday, 07 February 2017
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:19:29): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:19:39): Quality reporting there young turks
Richard Spence-Her (09:20:09): Why the media is wrong
Richard Spence-Her (09:20:13): Nigga you is the media
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:20:23): Youtube media israel
Richard Spence-Her (09:20:48): Now you're getting it
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:21:14): At least he says he doesn't know what they are and isn't calling them Soros minions like Fox news lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:23:43): If soros is paying I just found my new job
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:29:38): The Yung Turks are really retarded
GroupMe (09:31:16): Richard Spence-Her changed name to George Soros Butt Slave
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:37:41): I got this in an emial
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:37:42): Just the biggest event in black television\u2026THE BET AWARDS! \uf04a Highest rated awards show on cable, that\u2019s in general market not just AA.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:39:02): That BBC
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:39:07): Big Black Cable
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:39:43): Damn had no idea the BET awards were so popular good for them
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:39:55): I really don't care about any award shows though tbh
George Soros Butt Slave (09:40:07): i dont know how the general public finds time to care about all this bullshit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:40:11): No you justice racist
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:40:19): Black Awards Matter
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:40:25): It's just a bunch of people jerking each other off
George Soros Butt Slave (09:40:28): allwhitepeopleareracist.avi
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:40:46): Media has to provide bullshit to distract the public from the real shit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:40:46): No, thats called a dutch rudder Brian
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:41:19): Josh has gone down the rabbit hole not ironically
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:41:23): We planned for this
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:41:33): Brian get the rope
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:41:37): Well, to be fair, the bullshit is usually entertaining
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:41:42): Well I mean did congress need to be involved in things like deflate gate or steroids in the MLB lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:41:45): Pete, you bought the wrong BooBerry ceral
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:41:57): and now a kid in linden has a rifle
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:41:59): I'm down the hole with josh
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:42:04): Way down in the hole
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:42:14): Pete We planned for this
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:42:38): Ill get the gas, you get those hookers out of the trunk
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:42:55): Pete's descent has already begun. The race is on. Can you save him, Marc?
George Soros Butt Slave (09:43:33): all wages are slavery
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:43:51): He's slipping from your grasp.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:43:55): Oh man I'm as hard as a blood diamond
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:43:56): Marc we planned for this
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:44:11): Jump Marc. Jump.
George Soros Butt Slave (09:44:31): All Life is Slavery, I Didn't Ask To Be Born
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:44:34): Get the minigun and the three forged suicide notes
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:44:44): Make a leap of, dare I say it, faith, to the left
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:45:36): I wonder how far this hole goes. Maybe to the other side of the globe. Maybe to Communist China???
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:45:52): One day pete Is going to quote marx and when that happens it will be too late for him to be saved
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:46:26): Pete, WWRD
George Soros Butt Slave (09:46:31): "We have a Jewish problem" - Marx
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:47:17): Man I bet he regrets that essay if he was alive today lol
George Soros Butt Slave (09:47:44): or maybe he likes it more than ever \ufffd
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:48:36): My professor said to just replace every instance of jew with capital or capitalism because that was the vernacular back then lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:50:00): Still it was funny reading in class an essay called "on the Jewish problem" that without that context just comes across as super anti semitic lol
George Soros Butt Slave (09:50:08): suuuuuure
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:50:48): I'd agree with you if marx himself wasn't jewish. Then again maybe he was self hating like josh
George Soros Butt Slave (09:50:50): why cant the man just have hated jews
George Soros Butt Slave (09:51:24): gibson's jew hating has never stopped me from enjoying that lethal weapon movie with Jet Li
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:53:10): True I mean I'm a self hating whitey so it's entirely possible
George Soros Butt Slave (09:53:26): see there you go
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:53:28): This white skin on my body is evil incarnate
George Soros Butt Slave (09:53:38): white is NOT right
George Soros Butt Slave (09:53:45): the future is for PoCs
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:55:34): i love how white people like my mom are so afraid of becoming the minority. what, are minorities treated poorly or something?
George Soros Butt Slave (09:56:35): our white way of life is being threatened
George Soros Butt Slave (09:56:55): just the other day, i was at a sandwich place and they asked if i wanted salt & pepper
George Soros Butt Slave (09:57:00): i said what the fuck is that
George Soros Butt Slave (09:57:23): the blacks call them "spices"
George Soros Butt Slave (09:57:30): i call them "flavor deception"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:58:19): oh you know what I find actually hilarious. whenever on blackpeopletwitter, there's a white incest joke, its just laughed at. but dont you fucking dare insinuate white people don't season their food
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:58:26): fuck your sister? yea, we do that
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:58:34): not salt our food? hold on motherfucker
George Soros Butt Slave (10:00:09): that explains why like 90% of porn is incest porn
George Soros Butt Slave (10:00:14): or at least it seems that way
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:00:29): that trend is definitely growing.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:00:33): this is trumps murica now
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:00:53): he gave all those voiceless incest people a voice when he said he'd fuck his own daughter
George Soros Butt Slave (10:03:01): to be fair she is fine
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:03:28): oh no doubt, she's soberly porkable
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:05:09): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:05:14): this is how wars are fought in the future
George Soros Butt Slave (10:05:52): how can i effectively do a media blackout, what blue pill do i need to take
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:06:12): don't be apathetic
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:06:19): that automatically puts you on the side of the powers that BE
George Soros Butt Slave (10:06:33): too late
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:06:40): though i agree the LAME STREAM media is trash and should be avoided
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:07:25): the article was super lame. Steve Lopez is the author of the article and headline and its just him tweeting @realDonaldTrump with no responses from the don lol
George Soros Butt Slave (10:07:51): see this is the kind of shit i'm trying to avoid
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:08:39): avoid all social media
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:08:42): avoid rene polanco
George Soros Butt Slave (10:11:52): D O N E
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:23:33): hey pete, here's a marriage tip for you
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:23:37): None
George Soros Butt Slave (10:25:41): good to know
George Soros Butt Slave (10:25:47): also helena bottom-farter lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:34:00): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:47:20): so im back
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:47:25): you went down the rabit hole
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:47:35): then back to rascism
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:47:42): and now we are making fun of blacks
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:47:43): oh yea i went down a few rabbit holes this morning
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:48:01): also incest porn was thrown in the mix
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:49:03): i can imagine being the actor or actress in that. "okay the seen is that you just go home form a long day of work, your feet heart, then you fuck your brother AND ACTION"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:50:19): "ok, whats the script? what do I say? how do I seduce a sibling?"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:50:23): "Just do what comes natural"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:50:59): then you're there, trying to think if I had to flirt with my sibling, how would I do it? i don't want to come across as weird when im trying to fuck my brother
George Soros Butt Slave (12:11:13): I think fucking your step sister or step mom is a tasteful middle ground
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:11:39): is that legal, fucking a step?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:12:17): i don't see why it wouldn't be
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:12:19): you're not blood relatives
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:12:29): no I mean a step
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:12:36): like of steps
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:12:40): on a stoop
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:30:19): http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/195/356/39a.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:30:23): my step son
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:34:35): so as we know my computer background is random images
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:34:43): i got garys threat of rent to steve
George Soros Butt Slave (12:36:25): What do your coworkers say about that
George Soros Butt Slave (12:36:32): Your wallpaper in general
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:37:45): I got called out from the guy next to me becuase i had a spiderman meme that said, "thats it im selling you faggots on the black market"
George Soros Butt Slave (13:00:13): Are you trying to play career roulette
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:03:54): Maybe you faggot
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:04:25): i explained its just random and he laughed and said just take in off incase one of the gays sees it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:05:28): http://i.imgur.com/tskzsHw.jpg
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:24:57): So Betsy DeVos it's official huh
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:25:16): I think its DeVa but i dont play overwatch
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:26:19): It's official. And for first time in American history, the VP had to vote in a cabinet confirmation as tie breaker
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:27:17): Patriots were teh first time someone in a superbowl\xa0cane back form 25 points down
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:27:28): so 2017 year of firsts
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:27:36): i hope i lose my virginty then
George Soros Butt Slave (14:27:40): and trump's first of 3 terms
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:32:58): Think the bookies odds are on impeachment over in europe, you can bet on anything over there
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:33:44): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:35:03): I'd throw a ten on splitting with Melania if I had ten dollars
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:35:04): these have to be fake
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:35:37): It's from paddy power betting
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:37:17): https://sports.paddypower.mobi/#sport/33/competition/13089/event/11706344
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:41:04): this is why Europe is a mess
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:41:51): Tfw in the land of the free I'm not free to bet on government officials :(
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:42:22): Trumps gonna bet on his own resignation and make a boatload
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:46:30): Oh my god this is the plan to get us out of debt and why he won't give up foreign companies, so he can have his own companies bet and win on his actions than repatriate the money here and use it to pay off the national debt. But of course he can't say this or it won't work. So he takes on the role of the villain for our benefit. He truly is a hero.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:46:59): It wouldn't surprise me if it did happen. His ties with foreign entities is absurd
George Soros Butt Slave (14:47:02): why do conservatives want to privitize everything
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:47:45): $$$$
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:48:27): "we are 20 trillion in debt, I put 30 trillion on me to be impeached. Hey China, Fuck you heres your damn money"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:48:57): I'M OUT BITCHES
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:49:16): Conservatives run on train time, they are early most times and really late on others
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:49:24): liberals run on drug dealer time
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:49:32): they get there when they get there
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:49:43): Hence partial birth abortions
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:49:58): We will kill the baby when we get around to it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:50:34): Oh shit nigga 7 years old already damn, well heres a shotgun and we will call it post birth abostion
George Soros Butt Slave (14:50:51): now a postbortion sounds like a good idea
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:51:25): Start throwing that word around and soon enough well get email forwards from our grandma's about it
George Soros Butt Slave (14:51:40): DISGUSTING: LIBERALS push idea to have "postbortion"
George Soros Butt Slave (14:51:56): when a fully born baby is put back inside the mother's uterus so she can bort
George Soros Butt Slave (14:52:13): put it back in, i don't want it!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:52:20): Womans Right to Choice: Yes my son is 12 years old but i want my life back i should be able to postbortion him
George Soros Butt Slave (14:52:21): i changed muh mind
George Soros Butt Slave (14:52:48): a woman's right to choose should be to choose if shes making me steak or lasagna tonight
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:53:22): Nah, she knows steak or she will get back handed with the monkey paw
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:54:42): I believe in equality, so if a bitch steps up, im knock her ass down like a man since im\xa0progressice
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:55:46): Bitch you wanna go three rounds or head back into the kitchen, your choice, but BoneSaw wants to throw down
George Soros Butt Slave (14:55:56): im glad we are on the same page here
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:56:12): I hit woman becuas i think they are mens equals
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:56:16): and everyone is below me
George Soros Butt Slave (14:57:01): http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/06/casey-anthony-spotted-at-anti-trump-protest-march-to-mar-lago.html
George Soros Butt Slave (14:57:02): oh shit
George Soros Butt Slave (14:57:07): the creator of the Postbortion (TM)
George Soros Butt Slave (14:57:16): it's all coming full circle
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:58:37): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pTmdiF0johw/hqdefault.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:58:57): Most progressive man in the worls
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:59:04): the dudleys were ahead of there time
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:01:15): Brian are you out of Gary's contracrt
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:01:21): i need Rastlers
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:04:51): yup ended in 2010 i belive
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:04:54): he had me sign it in 2000
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:04:59): it was a 10 year contract for a 10 year old
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:05:30): Ill pay you double
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:06:31): but your wrestling name will be "NWord Brian" N stand for Nasty
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:07:47): Josh will Be Jew Boi Josh
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:29:18): fuck the police
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:29:18): http://i.imgur.com/aJ6dfPi.gifv
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:48:16): i need your guys opinions on a charge. yesterday, i met with a 7th grader to tutor + her mom. \xa0it turned out it was actually only a 20 minute "interview". \xa0so i charged this woman for 20 minutes, only 10 dollars for my time because tutoring was done during this time. \xa0she messaged me saying ti was only an interview, she felt uncomfortable being charged without her knowledge etc. \xa0you think i should rescind the payment or take this lady for that dime bag
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:48:58): Give it back
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:51:57): I mean the "interview" was actually just me tutoring her daughter so I was working if that matters
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:53:31): also i have no idea how to cancel an invoice on this site lol. im trying to now because i don't want a bad review over 10 bucks
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:55:11): What race was she
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:55:25): Muslim
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:55:40): Race: Muslim
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:58:52): Don't cancel. Especially if she didn't give you any heads up that it was an interview
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:58:56): That's on her
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:59:15): Your time is valuable in capitalist America comrade
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:00:36): i canceled it just so she couldn't give me a 1 star review on a 20 minute lesson, a bad review could kill a tutor like me
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:00:42): i gotta suck the customers dick
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:00:50): this is capitalist america \ufffd
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:01:28): It's trumps America.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:01:31): Deport her
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:03:19): she did say it was to see if i was a good fit but what is my time fucking free BITCH
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:55:04): You guys ever hear of the Heinz dilemma?
George Soros Butt Slave (19:00:49): Ketchup problems huh
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:03:14): Is this the dilemma of how we should refer to John Kerry? Emperor Ketchup or Secretary of State
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:03:27): Guess that problem was solved on Jan 20th
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:03:31): Nah its a moral dilemma in philosophy
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:04:27): Basically your wife is dying, the drug to save her is 2k, you can only raise 1k and the guy who invented it refuses to sell it for less than 2k so what so you do? Ths came up in haleys class and she called the pharmacist capitalist swine
George Soros Butt Slave (19:05:02): Ask people for money I guess?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:05:28): Sell your wife into indentured servitude
George Soros Butt Slave (19:05:31): I mean it's only 1k
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:05:46): Hold the inventors kids hostage
George Soros Butt Slave (19:06:05): Or I could rent out my bhole by the hour
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:06:15): I'm the scenario you already asked for money and can only raise 1k
George Soros Butt Slave (19:06:46): Get the generic brand \U0001f60e
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:06:47): So what's the issue. You tried. She died. Get a younger model. Grief is hot
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:08:21): I don't see the dilemma though. You tried and failed
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:08:35): You are a shit person because you are poor
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:08:47): So you don't deserve a wife and happiness
George Soros Butt Slave (19:08:48): Yea poor people are natures happy little mistakes
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:09:11): Yeah, fuck Bob Ross.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:09:20): He had it all wrong
George Soros Butt Slave (19:09:24): Also this scenario is unrealistic because there is never an issue where you can't get enough money
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:09:27): None
George Soros Butt Slave (19:09:30): The real issue is paying it back
George Soros Butt Slave (19:10:38): So I'd get ten payday loans
George Soros Butt Slave (19:10:44): You know I'm good for it man
George Soros Butt Slave (19:11:04): Or buy 1000 lottery tickets
George Soros Butt Slave (19:11:08): That's my final answer
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:12:16): I'd get the 1k. Get the payday crew and rob for more money
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:12:45): The correct answer is to just beat the guy until he gives up the goods
George Soros Butt Slave (19:12:57): What if he raises the price
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:13:01): Honey. I'll get the money. Bain just has to get Hoxton out of jail Forrest
George Soros Butt Slave (19:13:03): And says pull the trigger
George Soros Butt Slave (19:13:28): https://media4.giphy.com/media/ptyjYvD5of49q/giphy.gif
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:33:33): Also part of the scenario is that the drug cost him 200 to make so he's already making 800 off of the 1k you could give him
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:52:17): So it's just a commie propaganda .
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:53:06): Nah its real that's actually part of the question on Wikipedia
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:53:25): Wikipedia is commie propaganda
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:53:34): It's got a whole page on Stalin
George Soros Butt Slave (19:56:46): Shit I never thought of it like that
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:57:17): Come back to the light pete. Back to the green.
George Soros Butt Slave (19:57:46): The freer the markets the freer the people
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:59:19): https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/02/05/health/with-fda-vacancy-trump-sees-chance-to-speed-drugs-to-the-market.html?_r=0&referer=http://www.google.com/
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:59:28): That Stalin page is a bunch if bourgie propaganda it says he kill 20 million people
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:59:35): Mr. Trump has been vetting candidates to run the agency, which regulates the safety of everything from drugs and medical devices to food and cosmetics. Among them is Jim O\u2019Neill, a former official at the Health and Human Services Department\xa0who is an associate\xa0of the Silicon Valley billionaire and\xa0Trump supporter Peter Thiel.\xa0Mr. O\u2019Neill has argued that companies should not have to prove that their drugs work in clinical trials before selling
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:59:56): It's my own responsibility to check my own pharmaceuticals!
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:00:15): Free markets baby!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:17:40): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:19:01): I still don't know what you do
Wednesday, 08 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:33:37): Pretty much do excel.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:34:46): Also James Franco is playing Tommy Wiesu in a movie
George Soros Butt Slave (07:39:36): https://media2.giphy.com/media/Wv0OF27P0Yhdm/giphy.gif
George Soros Butt Slave (07:40:10): Kids in the hospital, very sick OINK OINK OINK
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:57:38): So John wick and DND this weekend?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:12:17): So this is what we've come to. Pure awesomeness
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:41:48): I'm so down for both though.
George Soros Butt Slave (08:47:14): Want to catch a matinee on Saturday
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:54:13): Busy Saturday
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:00:16): ah damn you J boy
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:00:31): sunday im busy, seeing red hot chili peppers in philadelphia
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:00:36): and then im seeing a concert. WORDPLAY
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:06:33): Might be free Saturday night, but definitely busy during day
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:07:44): Sucking Dick again there Joshy Boy
George Soros Butt Slave (09:08:33): Red hot philly peppers huh
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:08:48): yea haley got me tickets as my bday present
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:09:02): So she hates you
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:09:12): gonna eat some steaks with cheese whizz then watch old men pretend to be a spicy vegetable
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:09:13): if someone got me tickets to go to philly
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:09:19): i would end the friendship
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:10:33): personally i like philly better than nyc
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:10:38): yea i said it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:10:45): Personally you can go die in a fire
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:11:38): Philly is the worst city ever
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:11:53): Its the AT&T of Cities
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:13:40): nah, boston. boston is the worst
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:13:55): or should i say BAWHSTAHN
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:14:14): Hotlanta is pretty bad
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:14:28): can't forget portland, liberal central
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:14:31): but i also just base cities on sports rivals
George Soros Butt Slave (09:14:35): Philly is ok
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:14:58): me too. i mean i've only been to boston once lol. \xa0and it was actually a good trip.
George Soros Butt Slave (09:15:12): The good parts of it are smaller than the good parts of NYC, but philly is much nicer and cleaner imo
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:15:27): I hate Philly, DC (exepect the musuems), Foxworth, NJ whent he Jets play and the bronx
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:15:33): also Chicago
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:16:39): the nice part of DC is nice
George Soros Butt Slave (09:17:09): Brian where's the concert, is it in Camden
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:17:12): never been to chicago but i've met people with heavy chicago accents and they're just ridiculous
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:17:44): its on Martin Luther King Boulevard across the tracks in Camden, NJ
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:18:03): tickets say on it to bring my own protection
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:20:37): Condoms it is
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:43:15): So i reactivated my twitter so I can harrass ted cruz online
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:43:18): i found my old tweets
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:43:24): and honestly i think they're much funnier than rene's lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:44:05): even the dad joke ones
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:46:26): Metropark is not as fun or flamboyant as it name implies.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:46:38): this is the kind of lazy standup rene should be doing
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:17:13): Why do jews love soccer? All the free kicks.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:17:27): rene's act could use some casual anti-semitism as well
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:18:14): Why do Jews make the best defencive football player, they are always trying to the Quater Back
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:18:52): Do you think before phones that somewhere someone broke up with someone over morse code? It is like decoding a very disappointing puzzle.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:18:56): Just saw a squirrel with no tail. Makes me wonder what my life would be like if I was a squirrel with no tail.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:19:09): im happy im not cringing as bad as I thought at my old tweets lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:19:26): unlike facebook
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:38:11): Mine are all dick pics
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:41:31): So Since people say not my president, does that mean they dont follow the laws and does that mean i can own them as slaves ?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:47:48): Just kill all your masters and lets be done with it
George Soros Butt Slave (13:01:20): classic marc, trying to find a slavery loophole like always
George Soros Butt Slave (14:50:50): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:57:27): seems legit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:30:02): http://imgur.com/7cJB0aY
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:34:28): Hey don't silence him because he's a racist! Let's hear his opinion WHY certain races are inferior in this market place of ideas!
George Soros Butt Slave (15:35:53): you're just afraid something he says will stir up some feelings in you \ufffd
George Soros Butt Slave (15:36:03): he'll say something about the Negro Menace
George Soros Butt Slave (15:36:10): and you'll roll over in bed and see Tyrone with your wife
George Soros Butt Slave (15:36:25): and all of a sudden this is some Fucked Up Cucked Up Shit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:38:21): Listen if my wife is in my bed with another man, ill kick the guy out and yell at my wife, she knows she cant go on the furniture
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:38:33): thats for me and my hookers
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:38:39): dumb bitch
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:39:22): if you dated a girl for 6 months then found out she was a hooker
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:39:24): wwyd
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:40:12): Depends, used to be a hooker or still is while we are dating and didn't tell me?
George Soros Butt Slave (15:40:29): if she thinks she is getting 6 months of back pay shes got another thing comin
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:40:45): I'd ask why she's giving me for free what she charges everyone else for, what is she a commie?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:40:59): I should be paying for this business transaction
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:41:13): Also ask how her insurance is through her pimp
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:41:21): Because if I could switch to it that'd be great
George Soros Butt Slave (15:41:23): being a hooker sounds great!
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:45:14): I met a transgender hooker this weekend in Baltimore. She propositioned me for money on the basis of transgender rights, denying me the opportunity to get sex
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:45:43): Fucking liberals are destroying the world's oldest profession
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:46:00): Sex work should be legal tbh
George Soros Butt Slave (15:46:06): \ufffd
George Soros Butt Slave (15:46:12): then i'd have a solid side hustle
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:46:15): And trust me it's WORK
George Soros Butt Slave (15:46:25): ugh i gotta clean out my asshole AGAIN?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:46:40): I'm not joking either. This happened on Sunday night
George Soros Butt Slave (15:47:06): so did you bang her
George Soros Butt Slave (15:47:19): or did you just go home like a cuckservative
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:47:26): The latter
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:47:38): FUCKING CUUUUUCK
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:47:46): Zach gave her a quarter, if I remember correctly
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:48:18): Lol that's kind insulting
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:48:30): Of*
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:48:37): No one carries cash anymore
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:48:59): Venmo is also killing the hookers
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:49:06): Should have asked for her venmo name
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:49:24): Then there's a paper trail
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:49:43): Better paper trail than a snail trail
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:02:13): dont lie, you know josh dropped a bitch for moving in on his game
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:03:08): I pay my drug dealer on venmo, I always have to come up it a reason. I think next time it will be "for being a true friend"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:03:45): you think i type in transgender hooker fight into google at work id get caught
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:04:05): then rub one out
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:05:39): That's what the handicap stall is there for
George Soros Butt Slave (16:21:57): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:34:16): You know David is tagging josh pinto so they can both laugh at this
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:37:08): i want to get shitty drunk this weekend
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:37:10): whose in
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:39:46): Getting you drunk?
George Soros Butt Slave (16:40:06): i dont have enough money
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:43:02): I'm like a week sober from drinking and don't plan on breaking. I'll get stupid high though if that's up your alley.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:43:13): Also that too I'm a broke ass bitch and I'm about to bitch it up
George Soros Butt Slave (16:45:01): i meant that i do not have enough money to get marc drunk
George Soros Butt Slave (16:45:10): but i also need to save more lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:45:56): Ah well I'm actually broke with no unemployment and tutoring being a little slow
George Soros Butt Slave (16:46:47): have you considered getting bootstraps
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:48:15): I can't afford boots :(
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:54:11): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:54:18): Thank you Steve Yobs!
George Soros Butt Slave (16:56:47): now thats what i call a shitpost
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:02:07): Men of the Next Generation of Business, I need a second job. Gimme some ideas.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:04:26): Wyzant.com
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:04:30): Upwork.com
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:04:36): Craigslist.com - M4M
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:11:49): Maybe I'll be a voice actor.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:12:05): How hard could it be
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:12:15): I have a tongue
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:12:18): And lips
George Soros Butt Slave (17:15:26): read ebooks
George Soros Butt Slave (17:15:32): or hit up felix and work at dankstop lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:15:46): I have a recruiter I can connect you with
George Soros Butt Slave (17:15:47): i think you can sign up for audible to be a reader there
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:16:35): she might be getting me a data entry/answer phone type of gig for 13 an hour across from woodbridge mall. i'm actually super excited for a job with more straight forward responsibilities lol
George Soros Butt Slave (17:16:36): or uber \ufffd
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:16:37): I'll finally have a reason to read erotic romance novels
George Soros Butt Slave (17:19:29): sign up to be in some reality shows
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:19:53): you want to get drugs tested on you?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:19:55): my mom does that for extra cash
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:20:06): you happen to have lower back problems? there's a 900 dollar study going for it right now lol
George Soros Butt Slave (17:20:45): is your mom really doing that lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:20:46): im thinking of feigning lower back pain
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:20:52): she does it all the time
George Soros Butt Slave (17:21:10): that's like collecting soda cans level of desperation
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:21:16): a lot of times its 'let us take a pic of your face, use this face cream for 2 weeks, then we'll take another pic'
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:21:22): idk some of her studies give her a few hundred bucks
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:21:26): and all she has to do is go to this place twice
George Soros Butt Slave (17:21:32): oh i thought it was like signing up to test new drugs in clinical trials lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:21:37): nooo
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:21:37): lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:21:43): thats for the homeless and animals
George Soros Butt Slave (17:21:52): same thing am i right fellas
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:23:00): Yup
George Soros Butt Slave (17:23:28): lol look at that jew
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:29:39): Think I could sell myself as a writer/ creative writer on this Upwork site?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:30:30): maybe
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:42:21): you need to have writing samples that arent about bird sodomy
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:42:46): Also
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:42:53): alot of things are solived with spikes
George Soros Butt Slave (17:42:57): Do it Josh
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:42:58): unwanted pregancy
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:49:46): Cmon become a data entry monkey like me. It'll be like workaholics.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:50:34): Let's all do that. Fuck your current career paths. Project workaholics 2: More Workahol is now in effect.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:54:19): Can I be topher. But you know with out the
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:54:28): Liking Justin Bieber
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:54:59): He's one of the best one episode characters in any show lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:01:15): Show is still good actually
Thursday, 09 February 2017
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:36:07): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:00:45): https://i.redd.it/nv8muzwedsey.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:01:57): I was given a fifth of vodka at work
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:02:02): i put it in my draw
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:02:09): and was told to keep in on my desk
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:02:18): i still put it in th edraw
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:04:08): You rebel
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:57:16): https://i.redditmedia.com/5xg7yhvE4qFU4QialjyKph8QjsySebm7Cj3VQQevoMY.jpg?s=206d169652f304de42e0d74b0c00e34f
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:10:19): Lol feat. Pitbull
George Soros Butt Slave (15:10:55): Hands off (that thermostat) is a banger
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:36:27): I started watching videos of british paralemnts
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:42:02): http://splitsider.com/2017/02/amy-poehler-h-jon-benjamin-and-john-roberts-developing-edison-hbo-comedy/
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:43:09): yea its a small town thats the 5th most popular part of NJ
George Soros Butt Slave (15:43:48): And a major commuter hub to NYC lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:43:55): Look at me
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:47:01): whats his twitter
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:47:06): i want to shit talk him
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:47:32): H Jon Benjamin
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:48:15): i thought it was John Roberts idea
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:48:22): ill shit post them all
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:48:34): Now is our time to shine boys
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:48:44): We can get in early.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:48:51): Suck a dick here and there
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:49:01): Flick a tit
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:50:19): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:07:36): We are all gunna shit talk John Roberts on twitter right
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:07:40): I'm trying to think of something good
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:16:49): Let the shit talking commence
George Soros Butt Slave (16:17:08): Looks like he hit a nerve lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:17:32): It's literally my life he is saying is impossible
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:17:56): If he wants to visit I'll pick he up from The train
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:18:01): Take him in a tour
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:18:16): Plus I also love shit talking
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:19:50): Brings me back to my black ops 2 days
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:12:35): Dear White People
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:12:38): Die
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:12:44): Love, Dave Chappelle
George Soros Butt Slave (20:13:36): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:30:23): You guys see everyone bitching about the trailer for "dear white people" lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:31:17): The mtv thing
George Soros Butt Slave (20:35:09): What thing
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:36:02): https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=/amp/s/dailydot.relaymedia.com/amp/upstream/alt-right-netflix-boycott-dear-white-people/&ved=0ahUKEwjjt7XlsYTSAhWDJCYKHTHsD40QqUMIHDAA&usg=AFQjCNFg4EzaRAjzArrAroHiJt-wypZaLw&sig2=5b5HvwEH_9mF-2Y5n7YIPA
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:37:08): So the alt right are now the whiney liberals?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:37:19): What has the world come to
George Soros Butt Slave (20:39:30): http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/white-genocide.jpg
George Soros Butt Slave (20:40:10): You ever wonder why nobody forces Somalia or Zimbabwe to accept immigration? (((Hmmmmmm)))
George Soros Butt Slave (20:41:09): Search white genocide in group me for lots of choice pics
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:46:35): They are trying to get the angry white and sjw audience and trying to get social points
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:46:50): It's not gunna take off
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:46:57): Most people hate controvesy
George Soros Butt Slave (20:48:49): Most black people are too busy overreacting to magic tricks and having speakerphone conversations in public anyway to watch the show
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:53:37): I heard the movie it's based on is good. It's supposed to be satirical from what I've read on the internets
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:55:46): Same I heard that too
George Soros Butt Slave (20:56:00): Will it soothe my crushing white guilt?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:56:35): It's appreatly a look at black and white
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:56:44): Well it's about black people in a mostly white ivy league school
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:01:07): It supposed to be a good movie
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:01:19): They are worried it will go off the rails though
George Soros Butt Slave (21:01:35): And then.... white genocide
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:02:58): Nah that's just stupid people
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:03:24): The guy who wrote the movie said "it's a love letter to my white boyfriends"
George Soros Butt Slave (21:03:48): Suuuuuure
George Soros Butt Slave (21:03:58): You're alt WRONG
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:00:55): From what I've heard and looked up. The people who hated dear whote people the most. The movie. Was black people
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:02:22): It apparently tackles homophobia in the black comminty as well. And the dumb nig nogs be all boy we don't like them gays and we do t like you
George Soros Butt Slave (22:35:19): how do people have the time and energy to give a shit about this stuff
George Soros Butt Slave (22:35:41): like do they have so little going on in their lives that they scour the internet to find tv show trailers to get angry at
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:36:37): Well, they're too uninformed on other subject matter, so they choose an easy target
Friday, 10 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:13:19): The was some I am very smart shit there josh
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:28:02): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:02:30): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:02:44): Take that Ivanka!
George Soros Butt Slave (12:11:49): This country is fucking retarded
George Soros Butt Slave (12:11:58): Burn it to the ground and start over
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:12:15): Pete
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:12:27): Oh comrade my comrade
George Soros Butt Slave (12:12:55): Start a new libertarian utopia
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:13:03): None
George Soros Butt Slave (12:21:06): so close yet so far, huh
George Soros Butt Slave (12:21:14): i bet you didnt think you'd radicalize me the wrong way
George Soros Butt Slave (12:23:23): you know how to abolish cops killing unarmed black men? abolish the police, it's so simple
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:24:11): Oh I thought you meant libertarian as it was originally used, meaning a socialist and thought "wow Petes woke" , not a propaganda cuck who follows the right wing definition of libertarian that corporate America invented in the early 1900s
George Soros Butt Slave (12:30:16): no you nerd
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:34:50): Stay asleep pete
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:35:14): That's how woke tweens will start to insult people
George Soros Butt Slave (12:36:36): nighty night
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:36:49): We have to start shaming people for not being aware of the world around them and sheeple is a joke now
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:54:29): Sleeple
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:16:35): Given the current popular usage of the word cuck, you think there are 8th graders out there dreaming of growing up to be a bull?
George Soros Butt Slave (14:20:31): Or growing up to be a cuck
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:21:42): I'm sure there's a substitute teacher called Mr. Cook out there who has to deal with kids calling him Mr. Cuck on the reg
George Soros Butt Slave (14:23:22): And then his wife calls him the same thing at home
George Soros Butt Slave (14:45:19): http://www.avclub.com/article/steve-bannon-used-be-ceo-world-warcraft-gold-farmi-250081?utm_content=Main&utm
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:46:43): What an odd time to be alive
George Soros Butt Slave (14:47:08): i know right lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:49:15): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:49:46): And then
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:49:47): http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/60s-spiderman-out-of-fucking-nowhere.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:50:49): RED WHITE AND BLUE, coincidence I think now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:52:22): You know spidermans webbing only lasts and hour, for 2 reasons, 1 easy clean up
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:52:23): and 2
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:52:24): Red for the color of the best states in the land. \n\nWhite, well, cause you know why.\n\nAnd blue, for the two oceans that separate us from them damn commies
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:53:25): because they didnt want him selling it and getting rich
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:53:35): know i know why marvels logo is RED
George Soros Butt Slave (20:01:54): Just told Jessie that I don't want to be the one to explain to our son why he is losing all his girlfriends to black men because he will be 5'3"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:04:35): Her response?
George Soros Butt Slave (20:04:57): "You have Manlet genes inside you"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:14:54): You are all a bunch of faggots
George Soros Butt Slave (22:47:39): How did my dad get on this chat
George Soros Butt Slave (22:57:10): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:57:57): Whom'st
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (23:01:02): So I just had to look this up to make sure whom'st isn't a real word.
George Soros Butt Slave (23:12:04): It is a word... in the fourth dimension
Saturday, 11 February 2017
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (00:12:20): I'll be around tomorrow night if DnD is still an option
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:47:39): http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-police-anal-rape-suspect-truncheon-paris-officer-accident-sodomised-expandable-baton-theo-a7572581.html?cmpid=facebook-post
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:20:24): "his expandable baton slipped into the man's anus by accident.\xa0"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:29:26): I wonder if the sayerville football team who raped that freshman also just had a whoopsie daisy and the whole thing is one big curb your enthusiasm - type misunderstanding
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:29:48): What they don't tell you is the freshman said before it happened "I bet I can fit your fist up my ass"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:38:18): It's a real issue. Batons slipping into anus
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:38:54): Happens to me once a week
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:44:05): How was John Wick?
George Soros Butt Slave (16:56:33): So damn good
George Soros Butt Slave (16:56:42): Better than the first imo
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:57:02): Did he finally take the blue pill?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:25:57): He took both pills and raged
George Soros Butt Slave (17:55:12): That is an understatement
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:24:49): looks like my idea was already made
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:24:50): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGpZ9xaQLYQ&feature=youtu.be
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:43:08): Hey guys. Stupid liberal media is freaking out because North Korea just tested ballistic missiles while the Japanese PM is visiting the USA.
George Soros Butt Slave (23:30:35): Liiiiiberals get out
Sunday, 12 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:57:50): Trump won't do nothing. He will wait for Godzilla \n
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:07:36): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:19:34): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:21:03): It's just clocks
George Soros Butt Slave (12:22:08): wanna bring em to the white house?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:22:54): Was Ahmed on military time?
George Soros Butt Slave (12:24:10): None
George Soros Butt Slave (12:24:38): one of the best instances of conservative butthurt
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:24:45): I believe in a word where everyone can do what they are great at. Blacks robbing and murdering. Whites mass shootings and embazelment. Mexicans rape and murdering. Arabs rape and murder. Asian's self murder.
George Soros Butt Slave (14:25:50): Japanese, create tentacle robots to rape underaged girls
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:30:55): Basically everyone's good at killing people? Lol
George Soros Butt Slave (14:31:14): Rapebots don't kill, brian
George Soros Butt Slave (14:31:23): Then they'd be killbots
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:31:27): Unless you're into that
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:31:39): Oh right killbots
George Soros Butt Slave (14:31:48): I can't get off to porn unless I know the girl is dead
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:32:01): Anyone have any suggestions for things to do in Philadelphia
George Soros Butt Slave (14:32:14): Go to mac's tavern
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:32:17): Going there soon, seeing Red hot chili peppers at 730 but will have some downtime before
George Soros Butt Slave (14:32:39): Get a cheesesteak at Jim's on South Street
George Soros Butt Slave (14:33:04): Jessie says that's the real place philly people go, Gino's is for tourist shoebies
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:33:14): Ok I was wondering because I know genos is popular but I hear overrated
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:33:16): Exactly lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:33:55): Monk's Cafe
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:34:13): What's that
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:34:32): Really good beers and generally just a very chill spot
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:34:35): Some sort of cafe?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:34:47): More like a pub
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:34:51): World famous
George Soros Butt Slave (14:35:36): Can't go wrong with south street or cANAL st
George Soros Butt Slave (14:36:40): Or do historic shit in center city
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:39:06): Or leavephilly andburn it
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:36:09): I'm gonna burn uber to the ground first
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:36:31): We tried using it to get us to Macs Tavern and it just refused to work lol
George Soros Butt Slave (18:54:35): Maybe you didn't have reception or something? That's weird
George Soros Butt Slave (18:55:05): Did you end up going? It's just a regular bar but there are pictures of the gang there, and the bartender told me some people from the show pop up there once in a while
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:10:30): Yea I heard that and that's what I was hoping for. Instead we went to Philly stadium right across the parking lot and had some food drinks at their restaurant area.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:10:35): Either way fuck uber
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:11:11): Once I release commission free Us-ber, they're finished ya dig. The disruptor has become disrupted
George Soros Butt Slave (20:49:11): let's play a game, guess how much it cost me to have a CT scan before insurance
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:49:30): 0 dollars.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:49:37): Sorry 1 dollar bob
George Soros Butt Slave (20:49:39): \ufffd
George Soros Butt Slave (20:49:42): little higher than that
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:49:48): We are playing price is right rules right
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:50:06): Well pete why didn't you have insurance.
George Soros Butt Slave (20:50:19): oh i do, but insurance can only cover so much
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:50:41): Did you spend your ductable of those butt implants again?
George Soros Butt Slave (20:50:48): those were a gift
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:50:59): How much tho
George Soros Butt Slave (20:51:01): i am so fucking livid right now lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:51:14): Let the hate flow through you
George Soros Butt Slave (20:51:19): ok so i had a 3 minute conversation with a doctor where he told me that i should get a CT scan. then the actual scan
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:51:19): How much was it
George Soros Butt Slave (20:51:23): Together: $1831
George Soros Butt Slave (20:51:33): insurance covered $1,222
George Soros Butt Slave (20:51:39): so I pay $608 out of pocket
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:51:53): On top of your monthly payment still
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:51:56): God damn
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:52:12): Profiteering off of people's health was a mistake
George Soros Butt Slave (20:52:12): and these motherfuckers had the gall to charge me $13 for the solvent you have to drink for the CT scan lol
George Soros Butt Slave (20:52:17): the problem isnt even the insurance IMO
George Soros Butt Slave (20:52:29): it's the fact that I got charged $1800~ for a simple procedure
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:52:34): Well insurance and doctors battle
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:52:38): Insurance fights doctors
George Soros Butt Slave (20:52:40): guess how much it cost to talk to a doctor for approx 3 minutes to get recommended
George Soros Butt Slave (20:52:45): $217
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:52:49): So doctors have to charge 100k just to get 7k on average
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:53:03): So it's a battle uphill and the only loser is the patient
George Soros Butt Slave (20:53:10): oh boo hoo, he only made 7k talking to me for 3 min
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:53:40): No I'm saying if you owed 1861
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:53:54): Then he probably charged insurance 15k just to get that
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:54:01): Because they fight each other
George Soros Butt Slave (20:54:22): idk how people think this is a good system lol
George Soros Butt Slave (20:54:27): now im going to have money problems for a bit
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:54:31): And so doctors compensate by charging more, insurance by arguing more. And the only one really fucked is you
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:54:36): That sucks
George Soros Butt Slave (20:54:36): yup
George Soros Butt Slave (20:55:08): so what we have learned today is to never go to the doctor unless you are on your deathbed
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:56:56): Hey capitalism has never killed anyone!
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:57:57): What you think it's wrong for the patent owners of heroine overdose medication to raise prices from 600 a shot to 4500 s shot overnight? It's the it intellectual property!
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:58:02): Their*
George Soros Butt Slave (20:59:00): this is just for a test too lol
George Soros Butt Slave (20:59:08): not even a procedure to help me
George Soros Butt Slave (20:59:14): just to see if anything is wrong lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:59:17): God damn
George Soros Butt Slave (20:59:32): prob going to be my last doctor visit unless i have to go to the ER again
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:59:37): Idk how anyone is against preventative medicine being free
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:59:46): At the very least
Inferior Jewish Overlord (21:00:02): That really sucks
George Soros Butt Slave (21:00:17): yea its fucked up
George Soros Butt Slave (21:00:20): thanks OBAMA
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:01:06): Wait
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:01:22): They took the trashcans off the subway after 9/11
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:01:31): But they are still on NJ Tranist
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:01:52): Seems about right. You want someone to end it all when you take the NJ tranist
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:14:23): I missed a lot, but Pete, God damn. I jizzed a little.
George Soros Butt Slave (21:17:09): This is what happens when you interfere with the free market, Josh
Monday, 13 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (05:47:25): Lemonade didn't win album of the year. Grammies are racist
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:40:56): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:13:47): Damn
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:13:51): I got sucessful
George Soros Butt Slave (09:13:53): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:14:24): Harry Potter and the UN Sanctions
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:36:37): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:55:23): Just so you guys know, Haleys grandfather that she lives with in old bridgr passed ok Saturday night of a heart attack. Wake is Wednesday 4-8 pm I believe I will confirm if you want to go.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:56:24): Let us know regardless
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:57:10): Will do
George Soros Butt Slave (12:57:57): Yea let us know
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:59:03): I wont be able to make it, but let me know where to send flowers
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:59:28): Absolutely
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:59:44): It has not been a kind 12 months for her
George Soros Butt Slave (13:00:18): Yeah I can't imagine how hard this must be
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:21:56): I know this is about Haley losing loved ones, but Pete, Thats what she said
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:22:06): i will board my bus to hell mow
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:02:54): Lmao honestly haley would appreciate that. She has made some really dark jokes to me about her situations. Gotta laugh so you don't cry
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:03:04): And here's something to laugh at -
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:03:06): http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/02/hillary-clinton-is-running-for-president-again-214766
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:04:09): Someone needs to just put her down
George Soros Butt Slave (14:07:06): third time's a charm \ufffd
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:07:58): You think she watches the news and every time she hears "President Trump" she just starts to twitch a little
George Soros Butt Slave (14:08:17): its the only thing that helps me get through the day
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:08:34): Bill Burrs new netflix stand-up is pretty good btw watch it last night. It was recorded before the election though
George Soros Butt Slave (14:20:39): do you think he is racist like dave chappelle?
George Soros Butt Slave (14:22:16): None
George Soros Butt Slave (14:49:21): None
George Soros Butt Slave (14:50:55): i found this tweet so funny for some reason
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:01:40): That's not real is it lol
George Soros Butt Slave (16:02:14): It is, I saw it cuz Chris Evans retweeted it
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:02:41): Lol I gotta check out #WhiteGenocide
George Soros Butt Slave (16:02:49): Really makes you think....
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:07:48): Ok now I'm looking at people who self describe as nationalist and want all white countries this is nuts lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:10:28): Apparently jews are behind white genocide lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:10:53): "Why are only white countries forced yo become diverse?"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:12:00): Check out @navyhato's Tweet: https://twitter.com/navyhato/status/827703401928482817?s=09
George Soros Butt Slave (16:12:52): Lolol
George Soros Butt Slave (16:13:17): How come nobody asks The Congo to take in Syrian refugees?
George Soros Butt Slave (16:13:23): Really makes u think
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:14:44): How come everyone wants to come to white countries? It's cause we're successful and is no way connected to these white countries history of colonialism and draining of other countries resources
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:16:12): Check out @j14reb's Tweet: https://twitter.com/j14reb/status/827686548455948289?s=09
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:16:36): Well this is not only incredibly stupid but also scary people believe this
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:17:26): Dafuq is capitalized communism?
George Soros Butt Slave (16:17:51): COMMUNISM
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:19:17): Liberal democracy is if you take communism and then turn it into the opposite of communism
George Soros Butt Slave (16:25:11): in other news, take this test, it's fun
George Soros Butt Slave (16:25:12): http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=0
George Soros Butt Slave (16:25:19): it's pretty accurate
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:31:03): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:31:38): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:31:52): For some reason my screenshot was sideways lol but yea I got philadelphia/NY/Newark
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:32:27): https://heatst.com/culture-wars/black-lives-matter-leader-says-white-people-are-sub-human-and-suffer-from-genetic-defects/
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:32:42): You want to lose support for your movement
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:32:57): cause thats how you lose support for your movement
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:36:04): Well, she's Canadian so we're all good
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:36:22): Hey i dont want her fucking up Hockey
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:36:36): you white so you blend in with the ICE
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:36:45): thats why black people hate it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:37:38): https://srxa.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/running-in-the-snow.jpg%3Fw=1200
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:37:41): Look at that
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:37:45): natural camoflage
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:37:52): like fucking ninjas
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:38:13): https://chasingbirdswithdrunkards.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/snow-pixie.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:38:28): theres a girl in that shot, not just a floating hat
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:39:59): http://nypost.com/2017/02/13/mom-recalls-moment-she-learned-daughter-killed-herself-over-viral-sex-tape/?link=TD_heatst_articles.47942&utm_source=heatst_articles.47942&utm_campaign=circular&utm_medium=NYPOST
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:40:08): you think the tapes on porn hub?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:44:13): https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--YtThXNH8--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/wy9kc9rfb0pznlkhvuw8.gif
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:44:18): Keep the sport pure
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:44:34): Pure hatred
George Soros Butt Slave (17:45:26): All Sports Matter
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:47:36): https://i.reddituploads.com/8e1c6fa98f2f4c0f830246742f29e91a?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=194946cfc54af85fa9d3e2e4ebdef190
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:47:44): Which one of y'all did this
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:06:59): Football is a game whose governing structure is literally a socialist regime.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:07:11): Profit sharing, YES!
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:07:27): Worst team gets first draft pick, YES!
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:07:42): What's not to like
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:07:57): The NFL is exemplary
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (23:38:25): Michael Flynn resigned
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (23:38:53): Less than 1 month in.
Tuesday, 14 February 2017
George Soros Butt Slave (00:42:43): Good effort, Flynn
George Soros Butt Slave (00:46:49): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (00:47:30): wut
George Soros Butt Slave (00:47:59): I guess you don't speak millennial
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:36:18): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:09:50): I did it, I beat all those fat women today and won money (after a coffee assisted shit and an hour on the treadmill for the last half pound). Next stop, more fat ladies money
George Soros Butt Slave (10:12:37): happy MALEentine's day
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:13:29): Oh shit just realized I beat these fat women on Valentine's day
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:13:43): Man i want in on this online thing
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:13:46): NO MERCY
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:13:54): ill just cut weight like in wrestling
George Soros Butt Slave (10:13:59): do it marc
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:14:00): we could run a racket
George Soros Butt Slave (10:14:06): they have no idea how to cut like wrestlers do
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:14:18): Cmon let's try again in March get at me fat ladies
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:14:23): Just download DietBet
George Soros Butt Slave (10:14:23): when you sign up are you put in a weight class with men and women?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:14:27): It's an app
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:14:35): Everyone's in the same pot
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:14:38): "I lost 5lbs in 2 Weeks" "I lost 5lbs in 2 hours"
George Soros Butt Slave (10:14:41): lets say i weight 190lbs, am i put up against 190lbs men and women?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:14:51): what about 285?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:14:54): You're put against everyone who signed up for that specific game
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:14:58): do we have a regluation scale?
George Soros Butt Slave (10:14:59): that sounds really unfair lol
George Soros Butt Slave (10:15:15): the 190lb person could be a 5'2" woman and a 6'2" man
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:15:21): Hey
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:15:24): They signed up for it
George Soros Butt Slave (10:15:28): lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:15:32): V O L U N T A R I L Y
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:16:01): I just have a digital scale marc
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:16:29): I think they require digital scales to prevent people from messing with a regular scale lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:16:38): But I'm not sure
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:16:42): i can fuck with a digtial scale
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:16:48): Oh I have
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:16:57): Just put some tissues under the pads
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:17:03): Or a cloth
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:17:08): Takes off a few pounds
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:17:33): or snort helium
George Soros Butt Slave (10:17:34): ez money
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:18:03): My lack of job and income really motivated me this morning to not lose my 150 lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:18:14): I don't get how poor people are fat!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:18:16): also rub one out
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:18:19): cuts some wieght
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:19:24): Lol I had coffee to shit, was thinking of shaving if i got desperate but luckily it didn't come to that. And didn't drink any water till I was done.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:19:32): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:19:36): Senpai noticed me
George Soros Butt Slave (10:21:54): they're practically giving these sexboxes away!
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:22:10): Xbox! You know what I like
George Soros Butt Slave (10:22:27): Hey Sexbox, do you have any more... adult games?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:22:48): Something M, Mature. You know what, actually I'm feeling T, for teen ;)
George Soros Butt Slave (10:22:50): INITIATING RAPE SIMULATOR 2K17 SEQUENCE
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:23:50): Thanks EA you really knocked Rape Sim out of the park this year!
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:23:57): #RapeOfTheYeae
George Soros Butt Slave (10:24:30): i cant wait to preorder the Rape Sim 2k17 DLC
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:25:00): The hentai add-on
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:30:49): Alot of the real rape is hidden behind a pay wall
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:31:54): https://pics.onsizzle.com/donald-j-trump-nochilitr-were-gonna-build-a-wall-well-10498422.png
George Soros Butt Slave (10:32:33): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:36:54): SQUID!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:43:18): so im undermining a girls relationship on valetines day
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:43:24): cuase i want to
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:47:54): im terrible
George Soros Butt Slave (10:50:10): whatd you do
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:54:50): I did like a weird Dennis Medthod
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:55:07): I demostrated value that i was better then her boyfriend
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:55:38): i engaged phycially since we already hooked up once
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:55:53): I made her want to talk to me and nurtured dependence
George Soros Butt Slave (10:56:17): oh you already hooked up huh
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:56:31): now im neglecting her realtionship and inspiring hope that i might want to have one with here
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:56:43): so ill have her break up with her boyfirend
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:56:47): take her to piund town
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:56:49): and bounce
George Soros Butt Slave (10:56:51): DENNI so far
George Soros Butt Slave (10:56:53): you just need that S
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:58:06): She will S the D
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:58:22): then ill E her P
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:58:32): and B my L over her Ts
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:59:12): Damn bro
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:59:22): Im not a role model
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:59:56): http://www.azquotes.com/quote/18435
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:11:06): so yea totally just destroyed this girls realtionship
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:11:11): whats next?\\
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:11:25): Already? It's only 11 am loo
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:11:41): Im a good story teller,
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:12:00): i make the best DM and the best guy who is a home wrecker
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:15:15): What was your DM
George Soros Butt Slave (11:16:50): hes talking about Dungeon Master
George Soros Butt Slave (11:16:55): not DM me tbh fam smh lit
George Soros Butt Slave (11:17:18): we are all born again virgins now
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:12:25): Got into GW you plebs.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:12:52): I AM THE ELITE CLASS
George Soros Butt Slave (13:31:18): Congrats
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:31:34): Gracias
George Soros Butt Slave (13:31:35): You gon do some book learnin now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:02:33): you got into Gay Weebos
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:02:35): nice
George Soros Butt Slave (14:03:13): this calls for a celebration, im making tshirts
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:05:06): what are you going for
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:06:31): Public Policy
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:07:22): i cant wait for you to go into government
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:07:26): i want to be the fixer
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:09:10): The fixer?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:10:46): i fix stuff
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:10:51): you kill a hooker
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:10:55): i hide hte body
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:11:10): you have aids and need it to be a secert i kill your mistress
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:11:25): you gay, i hid it and send you to jesus
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:11:56): someone black mailing you, i kill em
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:12:04): Ah. You're hired
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:12:09): okayu
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:12:25): i know you like touching kids, so we will just say you love pIzza
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:13:02): so it will be code
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:13:13): you want a small pie with extra cheese
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:13:16): small asian boy
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:13:34): want a meduim pepporni\xa0pie, a 12 year old red head
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:13:59): buy one get one
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:14:04): conjoined twins
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:18:43): i will send you some pizza realted maps
George Soros Butt Slave (14:18:57): hell yea
George Soros Butt Slave (14:19:00): thats a solid t-shirt idea
George Soros Butt Slave (14:19:05): pizza related map
George Soros Butt Slave (14:19:40): it will be us states ranked by their overall pizza quality vs age of consent
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:20:51): http://factual-content.s3.amazonaws.com/marketing/blog/embedded/2013-11-08-image_2.png
George Soros Butt Slave (14:22:22): None
George Soros Butt Slave (14:22:58): None
George Soros Butt Slave (14:23:13): there we go
George Soros Butt Slave (14:23:28): @Inferior Jewish Overlord you're the data guy, get to work with this
George Soros Butt Slave (14:23:31): find the pattern
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:25:15): http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/021/464/14608107_1180665285312703_1558693314_n.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:28:06): The higher your age of consent, the more likely you have less pizza places per captia
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:28:24): http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_in_content_image/pizza-map-estately_o2tue0.jpg
George Soros Butt Slave (14:29:02): we are about to crack this racket wide open
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:29:18): BRIAN!!!!!
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:29:31): WE DEMAND ANSWERS
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:29:40): http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/029/disgusted-mother-of-god.png
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:35:56): my coworkers just realized i look like Nick Frost
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:37:52): they thought it was this huge relavation
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:38:04): i told them that it was mt fraternity nickanme
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:42:28): Damn I leave for 15 minutes and everything goes to SHIT
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:47:08): PIZZA AND CONSENT. GET TO WORK.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:49:27): Let's find the correlation
George Soros Butt Slave (14:49:30): This is just the tip of the (((iceberg)))
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:49:40): Iceberg
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:49:43): Berg
George Soros Butt Slave (14:49:45): Or should I say (((Goldberg)))
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:49:47): Oh my god
George Soros Butt Slave (15:05:12): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/10/most-missing-persons-state_n_6110476.html
George Soros Butt Slave (15:05:15): now lets take it one step further
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:52:44): CNN and wolf bliter was in my office
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:52:54): all i wanted to do was say fake news
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:30:37): Make Tamriel great again
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:30:42): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:41:01): so we talked about knocking up a one night stand and i said just sleep with dudes they cant get pregnant and a girl replied back that you should sleep with guys if you like it not casue they cant pregant
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:41:18): so i say its 2017 you can sleep with anyone for any reason and laughed and left
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:41:35): i thought fuck if they say something will i get in trouble
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:41:37): then i realized
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:41:46): i was the progseive one
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:41:58): and im the one who was pushing for freerer\xa0love
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:42:06): The white man wines again
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:42:10): wins
George Soros Butt Slave (17:46:47): You have an interesting workplace
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:47:57): we do what ever
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:48:17): just gotta be super lioberal
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:51:37): i just pretend im Haley on tumblr
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:51:40): I HATE MEN
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:52:08): I should be able to kill babies
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:52:19): blah
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:52:26): i dont know why i said Haley
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:52:30): i just needed a girl
George Soros Butt Slave (17:53:19): I actually want to start a tumblr as a blog site
George Soros Butt Slave (17:53:35): So I can write crap and put up pictures
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:33:45): I'm talking to a 2nd grade teacher. She is bitching about grading stuff
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:34:03): What does she have to grade
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:01:06): What is this no emojis. I'm surprised Jessie doesn't call of the wedding
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:02:01): PETE DUN FUCKED UP
George Soros Butt Slave (20:04:10): We just cracked Pizzagate wide open and this is what you're worried about?
Wednesday, 15 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:31:18): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:20:44): There are grown men playing yugioh where I get breakfast
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:21:56): There are grown men playing yugioh where I get breakfast
George Soros Butt Slave (09:22:44): Send em to the shadow realm
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:25:45): And now a bitch singing
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:34:52): Where do you get breakfast? Lol
George Soros Butt Slave (09:36:01): https://twitter.com/balvinsanity/status/830273816869879808
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:36:21): sausage egg and cheese on a roll with saraxha
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:42:31): Yes but where do you get it where grown men are playing yugioh and women are singing lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:42:49): a local food quart
George Soros Butt Slave (10:03:13): *Court \ufffd
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:08:12): So I only made 12 bucks on my 150 bet but I suspect it's because the January event people still care about keeping resolutions. I think the next two months are gonna be the money months
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:08:28): Next event starts in 5 days if anyone wants to bet ;)
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:08:44): so you split the pot i guess
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:08:53): also that is a shit return
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:09:40): that is 1 to 1.08 odds
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:10:09): its like betting on every square on roulette expect one
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:11:45): Yea you split the pot so the more people that lose the more the winners get. January people still have this crazy notion they can change who they are. February that will all be gone
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:12:13): Listen get some capital and we can run this racket
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:12:16): ill train you
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:12:38): I already won \ufffd
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:12:53): You can sign up for multiple events at the same time lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:13:13): They also have step bet now too which is just making X steps a day on average a month
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:13:51): at this rate we can bet $1,050 and get $84 in winnings
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:13:56): thats jacket money
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:15:29): I only have enough to bet on myself in one game, anyone want some return? Split what I win if you put the initial bet on me ;)
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:15:46): And this was a bad game. 90%+ of people won. That's not typical
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:17:13): Also it was a short 1 month game so I guess that's easier to stick to. When you get 6 month games a lot more people lose by the end
George Soros Butt Slave (10:21:57): So you put in 150 but only got 12 back?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:24:42): I put 150 bet on myself and today I received 162.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:24:45): stop with the winky face
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:24:51): So I made my 150 back + 12
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:24:52): its creeping me out
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:25:02): ;)
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:25:19): im going to kill your DND character for that
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:25:29): I am a vengful God
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:25:37): You cant Kill A giant
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:25:41): Like me
George Soros Butt Slave (10:25:44): Oh ok so at least you got your money back
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:25:46): You can only hope to slow me down
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:25:57): a gaint who asks the dragon born to re3ach the top shelf
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:26:13): It was really high though!
George Soros Butt Slave (10:27:07): http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.204040284.3471/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u1.jpg
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:27:52): I got into another school. Give it a few years and youre all gonna have to refer to me as Master
George Soros Butt Slave (10:28:40): which one
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:28:59): School for Cucks
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:29:09): University of Virginia. Home of the slave Masters. They'll really be good at making me a master
George Soros Butt Slave (10:29:25): ayyy congrats
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:29:26): Bitch o got a Ph.D.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:29:27): Teach me the ways of the traditional south
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:30:09): I'll get a PhD one day. Then you'll have to call me doctor. Which should be embarrassing for you all
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:30:19): Really put you in your place
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:30:33): I ain't call you SHIT
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:30:37): Jews #1
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:30:57): I will not partake in your liberal elite intellectual circle jerk by calling you your made up title
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:31:06): The south will riiiiise again
George Soros Butt Slave (10:32:12): i cant wait to cite Dr. Joshua Margulies whenever i want to win a debate on the internet
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:35:10): My GOOD FRIEND Dr. Margulies says in fact that Jews do run the world and he should know, he's a jew
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:35:11): I can't wait until Zach has to refer to me as doctor. That will piss him off so much more than anything I can scream in his face
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:40:03): Ill have two PhD friends then
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:40:09): and i will pit you agaisnt each other
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:40:13): Dr. Fight
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:40:51): http://www.lakecountyhospice.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/doctors-fighting.jpg
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:42:41): What'd your search for "doctor boxing"
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:42:47): ?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:44:56): nah Doctor Fight
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:45:21): https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/patient-doctor-bizarre-fight-25008194.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:45:26): there are some gems
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:03:57): Oh a picture of Obamacare!
George Soros Butt Slave (11:06:37): Edgy
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:08:50): Yes I am provacative!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:31:07): If you pee in the stall when all the urnials are open. I hate you
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:35:48): Found the dankest meme
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:35:54): None
George Soros Butt Slave (11:36:33): This is beautiful
George Soros Butt Slave (11:36:42): It works on so many levels
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:28:52): Fox News has the highest median income of the major 4 cable news networks
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:28:59): and the highest median age
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:29:11): GET TO WORK POOR YOUNG PEOPLE
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:29:52): that's their target audience, old rich people. you see the commreicials? it's all invest in gold, here's how to retire, and also some military shit for the younger viewers
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:30:57): my mom has it on right now and keeps it on most of the day. i probably watch more fox news than any other communist in america
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:08:05): Ashton Kutcher had a senate hearing today. The former Punk'd Host and That's 70's Show star now fights sexual exploitation with his organization Thorn: Digital Defenders of Children.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:08:44): his is the world we live in, where we are relying on Kelso to save our kids
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:09:09): "Damn it Jackie, we have to stop the raping of Childern" "But Michael Im tired"
George Soros Butt Slave (14:10:10): Ashton Kutcher is an odd person
George Soros Butt Slave (14:10:36): Stoner movie actor, punked host, space explorer, Lenovo product designer etc
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:11:54): I just learned he has an IQ of 160
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:12:08): not that that means anything
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:15:04): my dick has an IQ of 210
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:16:06): sorr Muy Dic, he is a Malaysian nuclear physicist
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:26:29): tfw when Kelso is taller, smarter, and richer than you \ufffd
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:26:48): hes only one of those for me
George Soros Butt Slave (14:26:49): Burn :(
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:27:11): thanks to my denila
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:27:15): thanks to denial
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:27:21): im who ever i want to be
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:27:59): Im not a media worker
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:28:08): im a rapper who hasnt\xa0gotten his big break yet
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:28:13): im not 5'9
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:28:23): im 6'2 just havent\xa0finished growing yet
George Soros Butt Slave (14:28:40): You fucking manlet
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:57:36): Who wants to get naked and watch the first season of samurai jack
George Soros Butt Slave (16:06:41): I haven't seen that show in a coons age
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:07:06): I bought it on DVD
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:07:11): It's coming back 3/11
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:57:55): Theres a stock Market for Shoes
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:58:03): and im actually up a few bucks
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:23:43): https://www.instagram.com/p/BQirIETB4QR/
George Soros Butt Slave (18:47:43): Nothing better than going on Reddit and reading a 2000 comment discussion about whether or not mr poopy butthole is a parasite or not
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:50:29): Nah. We're just following the Rick and Morty from a different universe where Mr poopy butthole is real.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:50:33): Durr
George Soros Butt Slave (18:52:21): Yea main universe rick and morty died back in season 1 iirc
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:53:27): Nah. Main universe Jerry, Beth and summer were left behind.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:53:53): Rick and Morty took over for already dead rick and Morty
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:54:43): I think
George Soros Butt Slave (19:01:10): So the main universe ones are dead
George Soros Butt Slave (19:05:45): Also looks like Jessie and I are doing a week in Maui for our honeymoon
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:07:17): Well, right now I think we're following a different Rick and Morty since Jerry was left in daycare
George Soros Butt Slave (19:07:41): You mean they got the wrong jerry?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:07:59): Also, Pete, you're really gonna give those filthy immigrants in Hawaii your hard earned American dollars?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:08:05): Yeah
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:08:16): Or we have the right Jerry
George Soros Butt Slave (19:08:40): They are still Americans so ill be able to find solace in the local Maui Walmart
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:09:04): Are they really Americans
George Soros Butt Slave (19:09:13): Barely lol
George Soros Butt Slave (19:19:33): Gonna get me some of that Maui Wowie I've been hearing so much about
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:31:45): I just fucked up so bad
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:31:47): Ok gringo good luck
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:32:02): That sounds like a promising beginning of a story
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:32:26): So I have been messing around with s few hoes.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:32:49): And I was texting one. She was in sales and I said I'll buy you being funny
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:33:05): I asked the type of packages are there
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:33:10): She listed some
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:33:40): I said what about lease to buy. Thinking haha slave
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:33:49): Haha slave
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:34:10): She half black?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:34:11): You text that to the wrong girl?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:34:41): Also, you're dipping your pen in the company ink? Tsk tsk
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:35:51): And now she wants to call when I get home
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:35:51): Leave it. Go to text another girl where we were gunna met I said I can do that. Wrong text
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:35:51): She lists it out realize its like couplet shot
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:36:03): Sooooo
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:36:05): Yea
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:36:26): All I want is to bang multiple chicks and not be in a relationship
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:36:36): Is that to much to ask
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:37:04): Wait she said go text your other hoe?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:37:16): You should have told her she was your favorite hoe
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:37:44): Lol she wants to call you just to chew you out for juggling girls?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:38:06): No she doesn't know I'm juggling girls
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:38:14): She thinks I want to be in a relationship
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:38:21): Keep up Brian
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:38:29): You love a sharing economy
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:40:23): So what's the fuck up jsut sounds like you're lying about your intentions, and she doesn't know yet? Or she does know you don't want a relationship
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:40:48): I'm lying
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:40:59): And she thinks I want a relationship
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:41:50): We all know relationships are stupid and marriage is a shame. How's the wedding planning pete?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:50:53): Are you planning on banging her with her under the impression that you want a relationship?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:51:04): At which point you're going to S, separate entirely
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:52:17): Probs soon
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:55:18): Congrats on your upcoming stage 5 clinger
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:55:55): I can cut and run
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:56:08): Or just tell her I'm not looking for a relationship
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:56:23): Then only do anal so she can't get pregse
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:21:19): Who's watching Sunny?
George Soros Butt Slave (22:46:52): https://oddshot.tv/s/GEPMcz
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:59:28): Beautiful
Thursday, 16 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:41:01): Explain that's atheist
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:19:56): My mom is telling stories she made up about me to me
George Soros Butt Slave (07:20:30): That time you used telekinesis to change the tv channel huh
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:21:22): My boy Marc is so gifted. He got a perfect score on the SATs and was a ninja \n\nShut up mom
George Soros Butt Slave (07:21:52): Wow (((Marc))), a perfect score
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:22:47): A perfect 2400. And he had to work hard for it since you know the\nMinorities get everything easier
George Soros Butt Slave (07:43:40): They sure do
Inferior Jewish Overlord (07:45:48): Also sunny was great
George Soros Butt Slave (10:12:00): my coworker is going out at lunch to buy lottery tickets with numbers that came to her in a dream lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:29:01): she will laugh at you when she wins by the power of GOOODDDDD
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:29:07): Or the Sandman
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:29:13): who ever she prays to
George Soros Butt Slave (11:19:28): You guys want to play poker this weekend or something? I have a 3 day weekend because of Presidents' Day
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:33:10): you mean DND
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:33:20): you can play poker in DND
George Soros Butt Slave (12:11:40): damn thats going into the matrix even deeper
George Soros Butt Slave (12:11:53): https://www.planetoftheapps.com/
George Soros Butt Slave (12:11:57): also we need to get on this show
George Soros Butt Slave (12:12:23): it has the holy trinity of absolute fuckin retards, Gwyneth Paltrow, Gary Vaynerchuk, and will.i.am and jessica alba (for some reason) judging peoples smartphone apps
George Soros Butt Slave (12:12:27): this is the time to make dickbit a reality
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:13:54): This is the perfect place to pitch my app "dad v dad", where kids uploads pics of their dad's and swipe right on dad's they think their dad's can beat up. And when two dad's swipe riggt to each other, it's onnn
George Soros Butt Slave (13:16:32): It becomes a blood oath that cannot be broken
George Soros Butt Slave (13:16:40): They must duel
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:42:00): Oh so the funeral it turned into a fucking curb your enthusiasm type scene
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:42:22): Go on
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:42:53): We drove in a funeral procession following the hearse from the funeral home to the church where the service was. And during that a car cut in between me and the last car which was a dick move but far from the worst thing to happen it would seem
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:43:19): We get there and everyone's waiting and it turns out the hearse driver locked the keys in the hearse so they could not get the coffin out
George Soros Butt Slave (13:43:19): Did you guys all have the funeral signs on
George Soros Butt Slave (13:43:36): Like in the back window
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:44:02): Yea we did plus hazards and we were all following a hearse. Not even a long line there was only 10 or so cars behind the hearse all with funeral signs hanging and hazard lights going
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:44:13): But its when we got there that was the issue
George Soros Butt Slave (13:44:18): Ok so that guys just an asshole or loves funerals
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:44:24): Hearse driver locked the keys in.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:44:27): So they had to call the cops
George Soros Butt Slave (13:44:37): Lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:44:42): To open up the hearse driver door so he can get the keys so he could open the back
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:44:48): BUT THEN
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:45:10): Somehow on the short 1 mile drive the electronic mechanism to open the rear door broke
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:45:25): So they were able to open every single door except the one to get the casket out
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:45:30): 2 more cops arrived
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:45:57): The one dude kept doing the whole Larry David shoulder shrug like fuck me wtf am I supposed to do
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:46:11): They tried opening it for 40 minutes
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:46:46): Finally opened it riggt after they called the fire department who were about to come with the jaws of life to open a hearse. There's a joke in there somewhere
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:48:45): It was absurd. One of haleys aunts was telling them to just crowbar it open becauae it was getting ridiculous lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:49:50): None
George Soros Butt Slave (13:50:39): That does sound like an episode of curb holy shit
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:54:04): Yea I doubt I'll ever be in a situation like that again as long as I live lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:58:31): yea
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:58:35): at yoiur funeral it will happen
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:58:59): Actually that's what I was thinking lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:02:01): http://i.imgur.com/DbxsrKx.mp4
George Soros Butt Slave (14:17:38): Incredible
George Soros Butt Slave (14:18:00): Think of what that person could accomplish with those video editing skills if not for the crippling autism
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:04:57): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqB-EMqpsUA
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:11:59): Starting em young
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:12:58): #GetWokeStayWokeDieWoke\n\n#AppropriateYourHashtags
George Soros Butt Slave (17:13:23): Please don't appropriate
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:14:05): Pasta fazool you gabagool.
George Soros Butt Slave (17:14:48): That's my CULTURE you son of a bitch
George Soros Butt Slave (17:15:03): If I see one more god damn black man eat pizza I'm just going to lose it
George Soros Butt Slave (17:15:38): My people died for our right to eat pizza and talk loudly in restaurants
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:15:43): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:15:56): damn there really are pics of anything
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:15:58): wait
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:15:59): obama
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:16:01): pizza
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:16:05): (((pizzagate)))
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:16:08): muslim
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:16:10): sharia law
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:16:15): communist
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:16:17): oh my god
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:16:33): obama wants to redisitribute children sex organs to the muslim world using pizza slang
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:16:37): This rabbit hole goes all the way to CHINA
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:16:45): COMMUNIST CHINA
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:14:15): What the fuck did i miss
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:15:12): Obama is redistributing our hot children to sharia law
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:18:58): vbtgfbgv\n""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""HG
George Soros Butt Slave (20:21:25): That some kind of Jewish code?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:21:52): Im still at work and no ones else is here
George Soros Butt Slave (20:22:12): What did the Globalists do to you?
George Soros Butt Slave (20:50:06): Marc I hope you get OT lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:50:41): I do not
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:51:07): That sucks
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:51:41): Ehh i love my job so we good
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:51:47): plus we can drink at wokr
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:51:50): That's how they get you \ufffd
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:52:08): Soon they'll strictly be paying you in booze
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:52:12): this trump's america now
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:52:18): and it runs on whiskey
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:53:28): Whiskey riots
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:41:29): This is why trump won
Friday, 17 February 2017
George Soros Butt Slave (09:16:39): No, this is why Trump won
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:18:11): Donald J Trump. \n\nJ!
George Soros Butt Slave (10:24:29): What I don't get is how Trump is a 4D chess playing fascist but at the same time is a retard Russian puppet
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:26:40): Fascists ain't smart that's why they believe in dumb things like being superior while losing the only war they ever fought or being superior and being under the thumb of the smallest (((minority))) in the world
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:26:48): Russia is a RUSE
George Soros Butt Slave (10:28:18): it just seems like two contradicting narratives in the media at the same time
George Soros Butt Slave (10:28:42): plotting a fascist takeover or running the country like a college freshman who just realized his midterm paper is due in 6 hours?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:29:50): My personal take is trump is a fascist and doesn't realize it lol. He says racist shit he doesn't think is racist and doesn't realize the platform he gives to the alt right.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:30:45): I disagree
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:31:01): What's your take on him
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:31:14): I think he is just a dude way in over his head
George Soros Butt Slave (10:31:20): I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:31:41): SUPERMARIO BROTHERS 2
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:32:15): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqw-cP51MSQ
George Soros Butt Slave (10:32:56): lets not forget that trump is a 70 year old man
George Soros Butt Slave (10:33:07): so he says 70 year old man things
George Soros Butt Slave (10:33:40): my brother made a good point, at any other job if the company hired a 70 year old person would think that the employer is crazy
George Soros Butt Slave (10:33:45): 1 in 7 people over 70 have dementia lol
George Soros Butt Slave (10:34:08): but for the most important, most stressful job in the nation we are hiring senior citizens
George Soros Butt Slave (10:36:31): with that out of the way, i am kind of enjoying this new Tiny Trump meme
George Soros Butt Slave (10:36:32): http://i.imgur.com/3q9gcpF.jpg
George Soros Butt Slave (10:37:11): http://i.imgur.com/TovRidm.jpg
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:03:51): I personally can't wait for Trumps next press conference
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:04:37): He may be an idiot with way more power than anyone of intelligence should have, but he's great television
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:05:38): He even said he's great for ratings.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:23:32): So what's going on later? When did you guys wanna play pool? Or DnD? or poker?
George Soros Butt Slave (11:28:25): Can't tonight but I'm free Sunday or Monday night if you guys are down
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:32:07): Oh right Mondays a holiday right?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:32:12): Dead white men day?
George Soros Butt Slave (11:44:26): Yup thanks white guys
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:44:55): If only we had hillary as president then it'd be dead white people day :(
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:45:28): I'm free Sunday too
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:45:29): 44 was a halfie
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:45:34): Obamas half white and you know the rule, one drop of whiteness and you are white!
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:45:38): I might not be around Sunday
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:45:39): Andrews in town this week so I'm out till Sunday
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:17:13): None
George Soros Butt Slave (14:06:10): https://twitter.com/realalexjones/status/832656361053843457
George Soros Butt Slave (14:06:38): Fake & Lame
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:33:22): FSM
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:03:31): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:42:28): https://i.redditmedia.com/H6N0dc_T-Y4VhSFlI3QhEiqTgjOTIydIq2t5Ja2RUcs.jpg?s=add2d867c7404c42abfda4f47e9e4109
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:42:48): These are so good. You're right Pete
George Soros Butt Slave (17:46:09): I'm tiny trump!
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:47:16): Honestly, r/DonaldAndHobbes was first to the meme, but damn is Photoshop potent
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:10:49): No. I know my max
Saturday, 18 February 2017
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (00:36:37): https://twitter.com/adultswim/status/832747807073198080?s=09
George Soros Butt Slave (08:42:08): I miss athf
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:32:13): Andrews in town you jogs free tonight?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:32:37): This jog is free
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:41:10): Sweet
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:41:17): Well be back around 7
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:48:14): We are Brooklyn brewery now
George Soros Butt Slave (13:58:40): Get crunk
George Soros Butt Slave (14:13:22): https://i.redd.it/zgpefwkjingy.jpg
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:15:31): I love these lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:38:51): I won 2 free beers
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:38:44): So where do we want to go
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:39:26): I don't think I'm trying to go out
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:39:50): I'm not being Andrew to Brian's basement
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:39:58): Like NB
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:40:08): Or even haleys or barcade in metuchen
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:44:33): Not haleys. But they bar in metuchen
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:44:59): Fell being drunk st her place would be as
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:45:12): I'm not trying to drink. I don't think Brian is either
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:46:26): So DD
George Soros Butt Slave (16:46:41): I'm not around today
George Soros Butt Slave (16:47:02): I'll be way up north, beyond The Wall
George Soros Butt Slave (19:26:49): How is this even a joke?
Sunday, 19 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:56:35): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:20:40): Watch out Usain
George Soros Butt Slave (09:57:34): https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/millennials-have-discovered-going-out-sucks?utm_source=vicefbuk&utm_campaign=global
George Soros Butt Slave (09:57:45): Finally we are getting media representation
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:19:10): Vice gets me
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:21:12): I first read the headline to mean that this was going to be an article about millennials discovering the act of getting blowjobs when they go out.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:59:25): Here's your propaganda for the day
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:59:27): https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/rich-people-on-holiday-876?utm_source=vicefbca
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:26:32): So what we doing tonight
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:04:44): Not sure what time I'll be home, but I'm down for something later.
George Soros Butt Slave (15:05:10): Same
Monday, 20 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (05:39:20): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:51:46): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:52:55): "This is a fan base question not an intellectual question", wonder what the intellectual answer to this question would be lol.
George Soros Butt Slave (11:54:29): what the fuck did i just read lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:54:56): My future brother in law in laws working theory of cloud v link
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:55:22): Nick Matusek=Gokusnake
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:56:00): But from a fan base PoV, not an intellectual analysis
George Soros Butt Slave (11:57:09): also having one period in there might be helpful
George Soros Butt Slave (11:57:18): helps to separate the retarded ideas
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:57:53): Periods are only useful in cutscenes, I'm a battle scene kinda guy
George Soros Butt Slave (11:58:11): also his argument is basically that cloud is more popular than Link? which i do not think is true lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:58:14): See clouds fighting system is more in line with my own, so I'm biased
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:58:28): One of his points
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:58:56): Also that cloud has magic/summons, and only needed 1 vidya to become an icon unlike LOSER LINK
George Soros Butt Slave (11:59:07): HAHA LINK
George Soros Butt Slave (11:59:12): YOU NEEDED A WHOLE FRANCHISE TO BECOME INCONIC
George Soros Butt Slave (11:59:13): ICONIC
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:59:35): I swear this could become copy pasta with a few changes lol
George Soros Butt Slave (11:59:42): big time
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:10:37): You are volunteering to be part of that family
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:10:47): Your kids will call him uncle
George Soros Butt Slave (13:23:23): Uncle Nick, who would win in a fight, Cloud Strife or Link?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:23:36): Oh boy here we go again!
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:23:45): There's basically two schools of thought
George Soros Butt Slave (13:23:52): "Well boys, many years ago I wondered that same question"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:24:55): Uncle Nick why does dad call you faggot when your not around?
George Soros Butt Slave (13:25:11): Well there are basically two schools of thought
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:25:14): My nightmare
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:26:52): Uncle nick why does Dad call you a coward ass bitch when you get drunk. And says Aunt Lori could beat you in a fist only fight with no hands?
George Soros Butt Slave (13:27:36): Aunt Lori, who would do better at the Crossfit games, Cloud or Link?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:27:58): Ain't Lori. Why is uncle Steve in Jail?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:28:07): *Aunt
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:28:22): Bitcoin pyramid scheme gall guy
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:28:27): Fall*
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:28:38): Way is Uncle Evan in Jail?
George Soros Butt Slave (13:29:10): He didn't believe cloud could beat link in a fight and paid the ultimate price
Inferior Jewish Overlord (13:55:18): Do the women in your houses and lives eat ice cream in the middle of the day? This week I've seen lori and my mom both eating ice cream at lunch time lol
George Soros Butt Slave (13:57:13): Jessie doesn't eat ice cream, my mom didn't either
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:07:23): Only for after dinner. Like a hard no before 8
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:07:40): Yea that's how I feel it's a at night desert thing lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:07:58): I don't understand ice cream at noon
George Soros Butt Slave (14:43:26): Because it's delicious
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:40:05): Check out @KaivanShroff's Tweet: https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/833771782154964998?s=09
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:41:05): Fuck off
George Soros Butt Slave (17:58:07): lol they just can't let it go
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:58:22): You just can't stand a strong women in power
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:58:37): You're fucking MALE FRAGILITY
George Soros Butt Slave (17:59:04): Woman... too strong... must... mansplain....
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:59:19): But but but where's her penis?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:10:17): Did people protest Ford this much?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:10:33): Nigga didn't even get elected
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:22:10): I only watch lazy town for the plot
Tuesday, 21 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:26:20): http://www.hillarybeattrump.org/
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:26:30): When you just can't accept it
George Soros Butt Slave (07:50:20): #NotMyPresident
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:22:11): Also MLS season starts in 2 weeks
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:25:57): Hellz yea
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:40:11): https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Q2ezpExQ_k0
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:41:53): Grilled Charlie looked good
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:48:13): Breaking news\n\nBurger King bought Popeye's
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:48:32): Damn Jews out trying to run the world again
George Soros Butt Slave (08:50:13): They're just going to ruin Popeyes
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:06:45): Pop-oy-veys
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:10:56): My plan to cheat at the DietBet worked to perfection this month. I ate a lotta carbs\\water before weighing in after a full dinner/dessert. \xa0Now it's only 3 days later of low carb and I'm down 5 lbs in just water weight. \xa0So now I have 2.5 lbs left to lose in about 27 days.
George Soros Butt Slave (09:12:05): Are you just doing this to hustle fat women at this point lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:16:45): Man's gotta eat
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:55:41): Just cut weight.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:56:24): Run with a trash bag on. And you will do fine
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:57:05): Keep water intake to a Minimum
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:57:07): Run
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:57:16): Jerk it.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:57:32): And weight yourself with a soft thing under the scale
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:57:43): Oh I'm not worried about losing 2.5 pounds in almost 4 weeks that's easy
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:58:11): Double up on these fatties
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:58:12): I was just drunk most of January so I needed to do that for thar month lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:58:17): Lose enough to cost
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:58:25): I plan on taking em on all 12 months
George Soros Butt Slave (10:00:34): January is a drunk month
George Soros Butt Slave (14:17:25): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:18:43): lmao
George Soros Butt Slave (14:19:11): I knew you'd love this
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:19:27): idk whats worse, thinking there's a new bernie in this country every 4 years (who was it in 2012, 2008, 2004?, etc), or wanting hillary CLIT-on that badly
George Soros Butt Slave (14:24:55): I hear her clit is HUGE
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:29:02): there's a snuke in the snizz
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:07:18): https://i.redditmedia.com/HPDoLqwMz_HUI8Uq_ZMn7D_fdZwe4e7sE8WIr2esxlo.jpg?s=84f68558df92622aeb0590f8740dafe6
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:07:35): Step up your game Marc
George Soros Butt Slave (18:59:13): None
Wednesday, 22 February 2017
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:21:39): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:10:30): Can we never forget Brian Dyed his hair blonde senior year
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:10:36): We don't need to remember the reason
George Soros Butt Slave (09:10:51): Wasn't that a soccer thing
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:10:58): Yea
George Soros Butt Slave (09:11:26): And don't blondes have more fun
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:11:44): But brunettes do it better
George Soros Butt Slave (09:12:11): So it's a question of whether you want to be a varsity starter or enjoy your time on the team
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:18:53): Women found it irresistible
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:19:02): Or they would have, if I talked to girls in high school
George Soros Butt Slave (09:19:19): "If only that fake blonde hunk would talk to me"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:48:39): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:48:52): They sent out a work survey that said do you play soccer. I said no I'm not a communist
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:49:09): Who plays a commie sport
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:49:25): Commies?
George Soros Butt Slave (14:49:44): Thank God Gary saved me from buying a $60 NES classic
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:50:14): Imagine being married, 32, and this is your biggest gripe in life
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:50:22): Puma is commie
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:51:35): I want to hit Gary in the face
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:51:45): I OWN TWO NES CONSOLES. YOU PLEBS ARE JUST WANNABES. WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY THEM WHEN THEY CAME OUT??? WHAT, YOU WEREN'T BORN YET??? WAHHH
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:53:07): and I'm pretty sure ouya was a bust. Bought by Razer and skut down
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:53:13): Shut*
George Soros Butt Slave (14:54:08): yea it was trash lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:54:22): Also, Gary really really likes parentheses
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:54:40): ((((\ufffd))))
George Soros Butt Slave (14:55:15): i like how he makes fun of the NES for playing old games but wants a switch so he can play those same old games
George Soros Butt Slave (14:55:38): if only there was some kind of portable computing device that could be used to play these emulators
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:56:01): One that would fit in your pocket
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:56:11): With sound!
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:56:24): Or even an option for headphones
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:56:41): And maybe Bluetooth
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:56:46): Why don't we put him on just neckbeard things and get sweet internet points
George Soros Butt Slave (14:57:42): I have this idea for a portable computer, someone call up Zuckerberg and tell him about my invention, the Legtop
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:10:31): Don't forget. Today Commies were defeated by a bunch of frat boys 37 years ago
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:28:54): Oh miracle on ice
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:28:58): Had to look it up lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:29:15): Fucking commie
George Soros Butt Slave (16:05:32): Did you not see the Disney movie
George Soros Butt Slave (16:05:54): It's required viewing for when we film The Unbreakable Bond
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:07:32): I did look it up but I didn't memorize it happened on February 22 lol
George Soros Butt Slave (17:08:02): Who's fault is that
George Soros Butt Slave (17:08:19): Get it together
George Soros Butt Slave (17:08:36): I'm going to ask you next feb 22 and if you don't know I'm kicking your ass
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:19:46): The Russians got robbed
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:20:07): Just like the Russian people of food
Thursday, 23 February 2017
George Soros Butt Slave (07:19:13): http://gamingrespawn.com/news/19791/russian-man-murders-friend-arguing-whether-nvidia-amd-graphic-cards-best/
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:03:41): Gary is in Russia?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:06:32): When you assemble all the pieces of your virginity again
George Soros Butt Slave (09:01:59): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:10:20): Damn I'm a bad ass and I didn't even know it
George Soros Butt Slave (11:53:49): Who would win in a fight, Prime Mike Tyson or 50 Japanese high school girls
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:54:19): High school girls
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:55:17): Soon as they get to the balls, he's done for
George Soros Butt Slave (11:56:17): hes got a 71" reach tho
George Soros Butt Slave (11:56:36): the girls will never get to Mike and they're done with one punch
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:56:52): Tyson
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:57:06): Teach around?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:57:09): Reach*
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:27:35): Asians can't take hits
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:35:33): I think there is a tranny on the elevator with me
George Soros Butt Slave (13:35:49): Only one way to find out
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:42:05): Send a dick pic and see if you get one back?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:43:17): My fraternity brother just bought a house in bum fuck PA. Now I want to know. I'm gunna spend 700 on a condo in Hoboken. What could I get for that Other places?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:44:24): Probably 5-6 homes
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:46:34): I could get this
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:47:13): Do it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:47:25): We could all live here
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:51:37): Let's all go in on a house like that in New Hope l, PA and open a bed and breakfast
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:51:49): Go full hipster
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:52:28): I'd invest
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:52:45): If you fuck ran it and I got to bang the locals. I'd invest
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:53:15): It's a popular spot for hipster college chick's if your into that
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:53:37): I love hairy pits
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:54:01): I could be. I'd be there big bad capiltalist who they want to show the error of there ways by showing love
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:54:18): Then I use her and toss her like a good capitalist does
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:54:36): Cum Dumpster Inn
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:55:01): You american capitalist pigs are all the same
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:55:06): Never call :(
George Soros Butt Slave (15:30:27): Are you still gonna pay 700k on a condo
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:31:07): That's our max
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:35:50): 30 year mortgage?
George Soros Butt Slave (15:56:34): How's that going to work with your sister
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:29:41): It's easy
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:29:58): Also fuck medium I can't shit talk Brian's article
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:30:05): I even made a fake account
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:30:32): click the speech bubble and you can leave a comment cant you
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:30:38): at the end of the article
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:30:53): I kept trying but it just brought me to the top of the article
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:31:01): I'll just have to shit talk feminist posts
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:31:15): like and retweet
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:31:17): \ufffd
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:31:44): I made and account named trolly McTrollerson
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:31:50): My image is trump Pepe
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:35:25): did you read josh's artice
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:35:31): article* he posted one as well
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:35:35): No
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:35:43): I didn't get a link
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:35:59): I can only deal with so much commie bullshit in a day
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:36:16): I'm going to target to buy something on credit to even it out
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:36:22): where'd you see a link to mine? FB or tweeter
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:36:24): Only two articles on the site. Browse around ya dingus
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:37:31): Ehh I do t browse
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:39:45): Josh's wasn't bad
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:40:11): I want to write one. "Why everyone who writes on this site is a faggot"
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:40:14): not a fan of mine though lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:40:33): You tried to hard
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:40:35): You're kind ain't welcome here
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:41:01): Also she as generic pronoun is grammatically wrong
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:41:14): So get your sjw out of my communism
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:41:15): i thought that changed
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:41:32): It's always he
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:41:40): Even they is in correct
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:41:40): You're flatly wrong, Marc
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:42:09): No I'm bigly right
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:42:21): You just don't know right cause you so far left
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:43:15): But for real. It was a good article. Too long for the style. You mixed like essay and conversation
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:43:38): Stick to one. Present your views and sum it up.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:43:45): Josh's was just funny
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:44:11): oh wait so you think mine was good? i thought you were talking about joshes ll
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:44:12): Funny?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:44:14): lol*
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:44:25): Not like funny haha funny
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:44:37): chuckleworthy though
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:44:42): But like though provoking we have a weird presdint way
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:44:51): Ah
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:44:58): Like it was showing how weird it is to have trump as president
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:45:04): I'll take it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:45:34): Brian's your ideas were good and you tried not to be preachy but you got lost in the format.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:46:12): Like your shark tank bit went on a little long.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:46:22): Didn't even need to be in it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:46:59): I fundamentally disagree with everything in it
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:47:09): yea you should have seen first draft. as i told marc and josh i have a bad habit of writing like math type papers. \xa0i just thought shark tank helped illustrate the point but thanks for the feedback.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:47:47): Yea you can see the formula in it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:47:57): You were like a robot trying to be human
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:48:00): Go full robot
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:48:04): Go full human
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:48:09): The only opinion here that matters is Pete's
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:48:11): Don't half ass both
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:48:31): He can't he's to busy drinking whiskey with his cool new barber friend
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:48:45): No time for us anymore and our shitty whiskey
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:49:05): Shame on Peter
George Soros Butt Slave (19:49:07): I'll give em a read when I get home
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:49:20): Good Peter
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:50:50): Time out on the articles
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:51:02): So I was taking a shit at the office today
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:51:44): And I'm in the stall and guy goes to use the stale next to mine and I hear "oh what the fuck" and he walks away
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:51:54): good start, continue
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:52:05): I finish up and go to look at the stall. And it's just blood and shit everyone
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:52:14): Like someone needed to go to the hospital
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:52:26): So I wash my hands and go back to my desk
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:52:58): My supervisor comes back and sits down and says to me and my buyer. "Did you see what happened in the bathroom" \n\nI go yea
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:53:04): My buyer says no
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:53:20): He goes to look. And he comes back and says he threw up in his mouth
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:53:28): So we just talked about that all day
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:56:20): also, unrelated, Lori is participating in the Crossfit games
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:56:30): I'm in
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:56:33): When is it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:56:36): I'm watching
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:56:42): its on youtube right now
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:56:47): the beginning ceremonies or whatever tf
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:56:53): Link me faggot
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:56:53): she has to watchem
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:57:06): Where is it in real life
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:57:10): Also can I shit talk
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:57:29): What the fuck is a watchem
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:57:42): Did Lori become a cam girl?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:57:55): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ul6kHZbPFY
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:59:46): lori says to fuck off about doing the crossfits games lol
George Soros Butt Slave (20:00:15): Good for her for sticking with Crossfit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:01:36): Bad for her joints and spine though
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:01:57): I will never respect a kipping pull up or bad form
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:02:28): i got a question
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:02:35): you got a problem with wolverwine being too tall
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:02:41): I do
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:02:43): but what about him not having that yellow costume?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:02:54): is that all cool?
George Soros Butt Slave (20:03:28): Oh shit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:03:35): He has changed his outfit enough
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:03:39): I do wish it was there
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:04:08): But he does where plan clothes
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:04:16): Often
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:04:51): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:04:53): but we literally not once saw him in -
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:05:08): lol loris crying over the crossfit challenge
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:06:10): Have
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:06:22): I'm sure he tried it on off screen
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:06:32): basically 10 1 hand snatches with a dumb bell, then 15 burpee box jumps. repeat with snatches increasing by 10 each round up till 50 one arm snatches and then 15 burpee box jumps
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:06:43): they have like a olympics going on right now lol
George Soros Butt Slave (20:06:47): Does she have to do that
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:06:48): some buff woman doing it right now
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:06:57): only if she wants to be a real one
George Soros Butt Slave (20:07:03): Lol
George Soros Butt Slave (20:07:17): What have you gotten yourself into Lori
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:08:03): oh brother what did I do this time!
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:13:43): im watching lori watching people do 1 hand squats and then burpee box jumps
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:13:56): this is one of the dumbest things i've ever seen
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:23:18): still going on
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:23:47): these 2 guys doing snatches and box jump burpees
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:23:53): 2 candaians nontheless \ufffd
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:26:31): and now they're both throwing up now lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:28:28): Wait, so Lori has to watch a live stream why?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:28:52): because she's going to be doing the same thign these two people just did
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:28:59): she'll probably be throwing up much earlier thogh
George Soros Butt Slave (20:29:21): Can you take a video
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:29:52): she doesn't want us there
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:29:54): so ill see what i can do
George Soros Butt Slave (20:29:55): The idea that their sport is just jumping onto a box until you throw up is funny
George Soros Butt Slave (20:30:40): None
George Soros Butt Slave (20:30:46): Here comes the cognitive dissonance
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:31:17): I don't do it because it's easy
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:31:20): I do it because it's hard
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:31:30): I'm a modern day spartan warrior
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:31:41): I don't stop until the enemy, the workout, is defeated
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:31:57): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:58:08): so crossfit huh
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:14:34): http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN1621I3?il=0
Inferior Jewish Overlord (21:15:00): i love this shit posting pope
Inferior Jewish Overlord (21:15:54): first, it's communists who are most like christ. then, better an atheist than a hypocritical catholic. boy my morning tomorrow will be filled with argument
Inferior Jewish Overlord (21:32:37): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:35:21): Let's murder innocent men, women, and children in far off lands in order to create future terrorists harboring ill will against us.\n\nCan I be president now?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:36:18): You guys are weird
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:36:40): You're the libertarian here
Inferior Jewish Overlord (21:36:55): Weird? Or woke
Inferior Jewish Overlord (21:37:00): : O
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:37:12): Weird.
Inferior Jewish Overlord (21:38:09): i just hate everyone in charge of our lives is that so wrong
Inferior Jewish Overlord (21:52:52): i just want you to kill all your masters marc that's all jeez is that so much
George Soros Butt Slave (23:35:10): alright lets read these articles ive heard so much about
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (23:35:48): TheCustodian.org
George Soros Butt Slave (23:36:19): .org, you son of a bitch
George Soros Butt Slave (23:38:49): so i already read brian's thing, josh i liked yours, definitely more of just a fun piece but it was a good read
George Soros Butt Slave (23:39:21): interesting observation that trump's celebrity has always been on his terms, for better or worse
George Soros Butt Slave (23:40:16): is there some relevance to the logo
George Soros Butt Slave (23:40:26): what you used in place of the U in custodian
George Soros Butt Slave (23:40:32): or is that just a stylistic choice
Friday, 24 February 2017
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (00:03:34): It's a mathematical symbol meaning "for all"
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (00:04:41): Really, we just needed a favicon (the little logo you see in the tab on chrome) and then I worked it into the logo where I could
George Soros Butt Slave (00:04:52): Ah makes sense
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (00:06:39): I'm steal your line and add it into the piece actually. I like that. \n\nHis celebrity had always been on his terms.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (00:07:00): I'm going to steal*
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (05:04:24): http://m.imgur.com/lxVpCqu?r
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (05:04:44): When you gotta teach those damn rebels who won the war
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:04:54): I'm starting a right wing site to just make fun of you guys. Called the cuckstodian
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:05:15): Talk about how trump did something right
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:05:21): It will come to me
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:05:42): Maybe I'll just post Pepe memes and shitty CNN screen shots
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:07:06): If I write a peace will you publish it. It will be about how as a right wing guy. I don't like where the party is headed and if it's continues this Nu Right will ultimate lead to the downfall of the Conservative party
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:08:05): Trump can be president for years. But he rocked the foundation of the GOP and has changed the landscape of it and politics
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:08:21): I mean boobs right guys
George Soros Butt Slave (09:09:22): You know you hit it big with your site when someone makes a right wing parody site
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:10:03): If your piece is decent, fine.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:11:51): Bitch please
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:11:57): It will be amazing
George Soros Butt Slave (09:13:42): Can I write a piece about how the govt puts Flouride in our drinking water for our "dental health" yet doesn't offer any kind of subsidized dental plans, so how come the govt cares so much about our oral hygiene but won't pay for us to see a dentist? (((Hmmmmm)))
Inferior Jewish Overlord (09:13:45): If you wanna write write well publish. Fuck corporate for profit news.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:14:08): I'll do it this weekend
George Soros Butt Slave (10:56:17): You guys want to do something next Saturday
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:03:35): next saturday i think im in new hope
George Soros Butt Slave (11:04:09): No you're thinking of Mark Hamill
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:04:29): Oh right. Next saturday I'm inside Mark Hamill
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:07:12): people don't do dumb things high unlike drunk peo-
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:07:13): http://i.imgur.com/2fYKAqQ.gifv
George Soros Butt Slave (11:41:30): jeff sessions is right, marijuana is no good
George Soros Butt Slave (12:05:26): march 18th, you guys want to come to randolph and go shooting? there's a range by Jessie's place that has really good reviews
George Soros Butt Slave (12:05:50): we can hit up a bar in the area afterwards or something
George Soros Butt Slave (12:06:44): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:07:17): Sure
George Soros Butt Slave (12:08:36): some guy killed himself at the range in 2015 so you know it's the real deal
George Soros Butt Slave (12:09:59): apparently he was unhappy with the service
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:11:21): I'm down
George Soros Butt Slave (12:11:38): awesome
George Soros Butt Slave (12:16:00): oh man, you can rent an AK47 there
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:29:16): Damn that's awesome lol
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:29:36): Try before I buy ;)
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:32:20): Shut up
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:32:28): I'm drunk and don't want to read
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:32:55): Is half your office just a bar lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:34:07): Pretty much. Some agencies have a bar in the building
George Soros Butt Slave (15:34:29): Are you Don Draper
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:34:56): You think any of the chick's there fuck the clients
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:35:30): Not for personal gain but due to business related fetishes
George Soros Butt Slave (16:06:21): oh i just cant wait to be king
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:06:41): Ancap huh?
George Soros Butt Slave (16:58:00): https://www.rt.com/usa/378523-donald-trump-witch-spell/
George Soros Butt Slave (16:58:02): #Resist
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:43:09): RT huh
George Soros Butt Slave (17:49:58): Russian Jews Today
George Soros Butt Slave (18:16:42): Have you guys ever been to terminal 5
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:17:13): No
George Soros Butt Slave (18:18:29): Trying to find out how intense the security is
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:18:47): No idea
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:21:40): Terminal 5?
George Soros Butt Slave (18:22:04): Yea the venue
George Soros Butt Slave (18:22:16): It's where I'm seeing RTJ, trying to see if I can sneak in weed
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:23:06): Ah. It's RTJ. I'm sure the venue expects it. How loose is your b-hole?
George Soros Butt Slave (18:23:36): Too loose
George Soros Butt Slave (18:23:54): Some NYC clubs really pat you down tho and are strict, Hammerstein ballroom was like that
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:24:25): Stick it under your ball sack
George Soros Butt Slave (18:24:55): That's the first place they check in the VIP strip search
Saturday, 25 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:46:27): Can Lori explain to me crossfit plates. They all look like 45s
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:46:43): So it looks like you are cleaning 315 bits it's reall 76
Inferior Jewish Overlord (07:13:56): I think the 45s are 25
Inferior Jewish Overlord (11:23:10): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:49:42): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:51:57): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:58:16): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:59:32): O man. Thats a good one
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:08:32): DND tomorrow ?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:11:19): I'm free
George Soros Butt Slave (14:22:41): I'll be in NYC
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:27:40): Right
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:51:33): Tomorrow is haleys actual birthday
George Soros Butt Slave (15:13:56): Does she do a birthday week thing lol
George Soros Butt Slave (15:14:23): Jessie does that
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:20:38): Lol well birthday weekend
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:33:51): How long was this interview was the caption
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:49:13): Fuck you all right in the ass
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:49:46): EVEN THEY KNEW
Sunday, 26 February 2017
George Soros Butt Slave (16:50:40): https://clips.twitch.tv/unrivaledtournaments/ElegantPigeonNinjaTroll
George Soros Butt Slave (16:50:49): pro smash bros player turning to his waifu for support
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:53:08): Definite aspergers
George Soros Butt Slave (17:03:33): you just dont understand what its like to have an anime wife
George Soros Butt Slave (19:21:10): None
George Soros Butt Slave (19:24:30): This gon be good
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:37:10): Kill your masters, Peter
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:39:25): I hope after thus concert we can all go shopping for black bloc
George Soros Butt Slave (19:41:07): Once you go black bloc, you don't go back bloc
George Soros Butt Slave (20:07:09): Opening act guy is playing a song that goes "we don't want no pussy, we want fuckin head"
George Soros Butt Slave (20:07:24): Sounds like some homies over hoes gangstalicious shit
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:08:32): Is Zac from rage on tour with them?
George Soros Butt Slave (20:09:37): Probably not
Inferior Jewish Overlord (20:35:27): That's too bad
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:59:00): Suicide squad just won an Oscar. Trump's America is great!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:07:31): Costume design ?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:08:20): Makeup I think. Maybe lumped together with costume. Wasn't really paying attention
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:08:39): I think killer croc was all practical
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:08:55): Trumps America where an Everyman movie can win
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:09:16): This ain't OBAMAS America
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:09:30): I do hate Oscar beat movies
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:09:38): Bait
Inferior Jewish Overlord (21:32:03): Suicide squad to win best use of title in dialogue
Monday, 27 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:12:15): This is some neckbeard cover art
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:50:00): it's like those deviant art furries who like into the mirror and see a dragon looking back at them lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:20:15): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:21:20): Unrelated note. I started watching JonTron stuff
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:24:39): Right Angle
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:25:20): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:20:59): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:21:15): Long wait
George Soros Butt Slave (12:59:38): Did you know that the popular ritual of throwing acid in the face of women who won't have sex with you actually started in the Middle East?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:03:51): True pioneers
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:03:59): How was RTJ?
George Soros Butt Slave (13:04:06): So damn good
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:17:54): i heard the revolutions coming you should spread the new
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:17:57): news*
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:18:48): Revolution from what?
George Soros Butt Slave (16:22:59): They didn't play that one
George Soros Butt Slave (16:25:35): Killer Mike said he invited Obama to the show
George Soros Butt Slave (16:25:47): And extended an open invitation to all politicians who wanted to come lol
George Soros Butt Slave (16:26:11): Hint hint
George Soros Butt Slave (16:28:14): And he mentioned his boy Bernie again and the crowd went wild
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:39:13): From capitalism
George Soros Butt Slave (16:44:13): how will the anti-capitalists get the money to fund their revolution against capitalism?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:45:46): The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them.
George Soros Butt Slave (16:46:24): gotta ask mom and dad for rope money first tho
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:21:05): nah they're class traitors
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:21:16): hang your parents too
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:21:56): You can't hang them if you are grounded
George Soros Butt Slave (19:34:34): My mom says I can't organize the proles until after I clean my room
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:35:45): The Jordan market crashing. Yeezys are on the reuse
George Soros Butt Slave (19:36:30): It's all about the ultra boosts now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:37:05): Adidas are straight fire right now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:37:49): Jordan market down 13 K
George Soros Butt Slave (19:40:38): I have a sneaker head coworker who has over 60 pairs of adidas shoes
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:40:54): They are fire right now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:41:24): I'm pissed I did t drop the coin to pick up both box collections
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:42:16): I am happy I am not immersed in this world.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:43:30): Yeezys are going for 5K
Inferior Jewish Overlord (19:44:30): Is that a shoe stock market
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:45:11): Yea
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:45:18): I'm actually up
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:45:44): None
George Soros Butt Slave (19:58:49): Sell high
George Soros Butt Slave (19:58:55): Make $19 on used shoes
George Soros Butt Slave (20:02:37): Do people really buy used shoes
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:02:56): Very much so
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:03:19): The limited edition Nikes for the back to the future can go for 15 K
Tuesday, 28 February 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (05:22:11): There is a subreddit called shower beer where it's just pictures of people drinking in the shower.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (05:22:23): Aka. Every shower
George Soros Butt Slave (06:41:50): Reddit.com/r/showerorange
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:34:33): I want r/ShowerTots to be a thing. Who wouldn't want tater tots during a nice steamy shower. And don't forget some dipping sauces
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:44:11): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (08:44:19): Guess people couldn't resist flushing a slice
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:06:14): Every sign has a story
George Soros Butt Slave (09:06:38): That's a good place for sbarros
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:07:05): Hope they left some extra pepperoni on the seat for me
George Soros Butt Slave (09:08:13): I have a good idea for a subreddit, driving meals. Just people eating more and more intricate meals while driving
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:08:37): Start with tots. End with a 7 course meal and a butler
George Soros Butt Slave (09:08:42): Imagine having a five course French dinner on the road
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:18:31): Find your local snails pit and snatch up a few of them suckers. Make sure you bring salt! Whip out your small frying pan, throw in some oil (vegetable ya dingus) and set on top of your running motor. Fry until golden brown. Voila! Escargot, on the go!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:19:02): Sir please enjoy your peppercorn encrusted quail as you merge onto I 95
George Soros Butt Slave (09:19:35): I feel like this would take off on Reddit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:24:23): Let's do it
Inferior Jewish Overlord (10:49:13): Accidents skyrocket but think of the upvotes
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:55:41): Self driving cars will be great for the r/DrivingMeals community
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:41:17): I've become my own advertisement on Facebook
Inferior Jewish Overlord (12:41:33): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (14:02:58): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:07:36): Did the pic load for you guys
George Soros Butt Slave (15:15:05): Nope
George Soros Butt Slave (15:15:21): I am unable to take your load, as the kids say
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:15:32): Nope
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:15:47): Nope
Inferior Jewish Overlord (15:16:24): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:26:36): http://imgur.com/a/FsqCo
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:27:27): ok now imgur is also being a bitch idk why i cant send this one particular photo
George Soros Butt Slave (16:27:46): Screenshot?
Inferior Jewish Overlord (16:28:21): yea i screenshotted it on my phone and tried to send it directly before
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:29:21): Probably gay boys at Microsoft fucking shit up
Inferior Jewish Overlord (17:06:24): http://imgur.com/a/Iohht
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:16:06): Quit it with these links b-man. Obviously Bill Gates doesn't want GroupMe to work for us. Just accept it
GroupMe (17:19:21): George Soros Butt Slave changed the group's name to Hate the Gates
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:32:01): Apparently there was a massive AWS outage today
George Soros Butt Slave (18:10:16): Yea I heard that's why the internet was slow
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:11:20): My coworker said that basketball players could throw harder punches then hockey players and could beat them in a fight
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:13:17): He said he got some many bruises from playing yesterday. I told him he is a soft little bitch
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:14:02): Everyone knows kick boxers kick the hardest punches
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:23:41): None
Inferior Jewish Overlord (18:23:47): Player 4 Has Entered the Game
GroupMe (18:44:07): Inferior Jewish Overlord changed the topic to: Bill Gates - Ultimate Cuck or Top Bull?
GroupMe (18:44:27): Inferior Jewish Overlord changed name to Steal from Thiel
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:16:07): Pretty sure Trump just promised to end drug addiction
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:17:11): He also said he would win the election when everyone else doubted him
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:17:40): So I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. So gimme herion papa trump gunna cure me
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:48:54): Welp, Trump don't want pharmaceutical drug trials. Panda semen to cure my back pain here I come.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:49:48): Hey. That shots expensive
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:50:24): Test it out in the field
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:50:32): Intravenous panda semen never sounded so good
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:50:37): Super soldiers
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:51:00): Snake oil and panda jizz
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:51:39): I'll never get duped by no snake oil salesmen
George Soros Butt Slave (21:51:46): what is the argument against drug trials lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:52:17): But I trust a Chinaman when I see one
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:52:34): Regulation Pete! It's bad! Dumbass.
George Soros Butt Slave (21:53:15): silly me
George Soros Butt Slave (21:53:30): these god damn liberals want to regulate EVERYTHING
George Soros Butt Slave (21:53:41): test our drugs, crash test our cars, etc
Wednesday, 01 March 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:33:06): You guys wanna see Logan over the weekend?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (07:00:38): Yes
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:21:17): Saturday ?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:02:48): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:08:37): Mike pence meme are on the rise
George Soros Butt Slave (09:08:54): Is it 2020 yet
Steal from Thiel (09:09:21): Yeezus will rise again
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:09:35): Kayne Vs Trump
Steal from Thiel (09:09:52): I'm voting the Cyber Sanders President w/ Killer Mike VP ticket
George Soros Butt Slave (09:53:42): Killer Mike won't run on a ticket without El P
George Soros Butt Slave (09:53:46): Their bond is too strong
Steal from Thiel (09:55:56): El P for El Estato Department
Steal from Thiel (10:19:17): None
Steal from Thiel (10:43:31): "You really are the biggest piece of shit on earth!" "You still talking to me? I thought you were out" I miss idgaf Dennis lol
George Soros Butt Slave (10:43:53): Now he cares too much
Steal from Thiel (10:44:14): He did say he had big feelings last episode
George Soros Butt Slave (10:48:58): How is the new season?
Steal from Thiel (11:14:18): It's amazing to be honest, on par with season 2-6 just more experimental
Steal from Thiel (11:15:07): It's like a 50/50 mix of well done experimental episodes and instant classic sunny episodes
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:38:00): Yeah this season is fire
George Soros Butt Slave (11:38:21): wow cant believe they are able to keep it fresh with like 12 seasons
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:40:53): I hope they go to 20
George Soros Butt Slave (11:41:28): go till danny devito is dead and then use his corpse as a plot device for the final season
George Soros Butt Slave (11:41:32): weekend at bernie's style
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:43:47): I hope he gives them permission in his will
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:44:20): Let's start an online petition for Danny DeVito to amend his will
George Soros Butt Slave (13:10:45): 1,000 signatures = my corpse will be featured in an episode of Sunny\n\n2,000 signatures = use my corpse as a fuckdoll for your amusement
Steal from Thiel (13:11:18): Throw it in the trash
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:11:54): I think this is pretty reasonable. Let's get the ball rolling.
Steal from Thiel (14:27:32): im applying for costco jobs
Steal from Thiel (14:27:36): yall want to be my references
Steal from Thiel (14:27:42): Marc I'll put you as my former coach/mentor
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:28:35): Brian. That's kid got a huge heart. Like literally. It's too big for his body.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:28:39): He might die
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:28:56): Which Costco
Steal from Thiel (14:28:59): So yea, he's a good charity case and he won't last long so you won't have to give him a raise
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:29:09): Cause I'm fucking that girl who works at one
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:29:32): I always knew my penis could get you a job
Steal from Thiel (14:29:40): oh Costco girl eh? I just applied to edison for one position. probably gonna do new one in north plainfield and surrounding areas
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:30:05): Try the Princeton too
Steal from Thiel (14:30:58): eh that's too far a drive
George Soros Butt Slave (14:47:08): i'm actually getting molested by a guy who works in the north plainfield thing, let me see if i can bring up your name
George Soros Butt Slave (16:04:33): http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx141/chichimon2/Ralpheplsgo1.png
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:10:18): Da fuq is that
George Soros Butt Slave (16:21:56): Second life screenshot I found
George Soros Butt Slave (16:22:05): I think it's an old one but it's pretty funny
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:23:35): That Marc is the future
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:24:17): Not exactly what Sandra and Sylvester promised us in Demolition Man, but it'll do
George Soros Butt Slave (16:53:45): The best part is that this is like 15 years ago, now we have VR
George Soros Butt Slave (16:54:23): Our kids will grow up with Efukt 3D
Steal from Thiel (17:00:05): Wow I can smell that it's just smellz!
Steal from Thiel (17:02:38): I thought I knew what Mia Khalifas butt hole looked like before but I realized I didn't know shit until I saw it up close in VR
George Soros Butt Slave (17:03:27): Hey Mia you should really get a colonoscopy, I had a good look up there in the VR Immersion Chamber and I noticed some inflammation
Steal from Thiel (17:04:20): Oh I was tutoring at the library today when one of the librarians decided to go postal
Steal from Thiel (17:05:41): She came into the newspaper area where I was tutoring and Mrs resner was tutoring and a bunch of Indian kids were sitting talking and she came in yelling no more talking no more whispering or I'm calling the cops
Steal from Thiel (17:07:32): Also I saw joe Primavera there. According to my student he now teaches at JPS, he's her study hall teacher who gives her a problem if she's late because she was in the library lol
George Soros Butt Slave (17:08:05): NO TALKING
George Soros Butt Slave (17:08:17): You know the drill, nips out
Steal from Thiel (17:08:44): You think he tells other teachers to put away their phones in the teachers lounge?
Steal from Thiel (17:09:10): Homework out, nips out, I'm checking BOTH
Steal from Thiel (17:09:40): You're homeworks right but your nips could use some work Billy
George Soros Butt Slave (17:12:01): MEAT me after class
Steal from Thiel (17:17:03): He was just as sweaty as ever btw
Steal from Thiel (17:17:23): Idk how but he was sweaty in the air conditioned library
Steal from Thiel (17:17:40): I avoided eye contact obviously
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:26:28): I'd be the worst teacher ever. I'd punish the nerds and the cool kids. I'd rule with an iron fist.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:26:37): And bang all the other teachers.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:47:17): DnD with Excel is amazing
Steal from Thiel (21:47:48): Excel eh
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:48:22): I meant Google docs
Steal from Thiel (21:48:58): Google docs eh
Steal from Thiel (21:49:03): How so, you record what you guys say/do?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:49:08): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:49:26): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:50:02): Track damage. Have maps that DM can share via Google docs when the group comes across treasures and maps and shit
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:50:12): Yeah
Steal from Thiel (21:50:28): Huh
Steal from Thiel (21:50:30): Sounds GAY
Steal from Thiel (21:51:06): If it doesn't have the option to threesome your enemies to death, I don't want to play it
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:55:28): Makes things significantly easier to follow
George Soros Butt Slave (22:07:03): https://media2.giphy.com/media/A9KfKenpqNDfa/giphy.gif
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (23:10:54): I'm to drunk to read
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (23:11:33): All I can say is I you are faggots
Steal from Thiel (23:12:03): You at work again?
Steal from Thiel (23:12:30): Someone should make a bar called "Work" so you can say "I gotta go into Work"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (23:30:11): I just threw up in a bar toleit
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (23:35:09): Achievement unlocked
Thursday, 02 March 2017
George Soros Butt Slave (00:27:54): I hope you got right back out there and kept drinking like a champ
Steal from Thiel (12:04:16): None
Steal from Thiel (12:04:42): it happened again, this is what i was trying to show you guys before lol. i'm being advertised to myself literally
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:05:22): Fuck the zuck
George Soros Butt Slave (12:05:49): Is this backpage
Steal from Thiel (12:08:38): I did like it and said that tutor looks hot af
George Soros Butt Slave (12:20:39): Ivanka Trump shows up at your door and wants to sit on your face
George Soros Butt Slave (12:20:40): what do you do
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:37:47): I'll allow it
Steal from Thiel (12:38:56): tell her only if she was my daughter
Steal from Thiel (19:18:33): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvrGHsjD7g
Steal from Thiel (19:21:30): you guys remember wonder showzen?
George Soros Butt Slave (19:24:28): Of course I do
Steal from Thiel (19:26:42): https://i.redd.it/czbwhcargyiy.jpg
Steal from Thiel (19:27:01): what do you guys get? I got "We can't stop the Alt-Right because it's nuanced."
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:44:54): We can't stop racists because we must engage in civil dialogue.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:46:15): We can't insult big colorations we must work together
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:46:34): Mines Correct
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:48:25): My sisters is We can't boycott Neo Nazis Communism Suck
Steal from Thiel (19:49:06): lol confusing neo nazi's with communism. perfect
Steal from Thiel (20:01:50): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kGtIJxAH3A
Friday, 03 March 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:08:27): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:10:50): Dark Dungeons. It's a movie about how DND is satanic and it's so bad. It's likes Gods nor dead but with DND
Steal from Thiel (09:03:43): like that movie with dinklage?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:03:59): No that was knights of badassdom
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:04:09): It's also based on a comic
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:04:32): Long story short. It's a train wreck and in the end Jesus kills Cthulhu
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:05:30): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:05:56): The internet is an amazing thing
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:07:20): Tits a tit. Suck what you can get.
Steal from Thiel (09:28:24): Zuckerberg is doing a 30 state listening tour, just like a rich politician who needs to be told what the normie folk actually care about. He's definitely running
Steal from Thiel (09:28:31): If he comes to NJ we need to go
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:30:24): None
Steal from Thiel (09:30:56): Yea we need to wear these shirts under sweatshirts so they let us in, and then do a reveal
Steal from Thiel (09:31:22): "Yea mark,s I gots a questions for yous, but first is anyone else hot in here? I gotta take off my SWEATSHIRT"
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:37:11): So when he's President, a Jew really will be running the world
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:37:17): Out in the open I mean
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:37:34): \ufffd
George Soros Butt Slave (10:43:59): Free shawarma for everyone!
Steal from Thiel (11:30:55): I came home and there's a cop at rh3 end of my street and right after I pulled in another cop came racing down
Steal from Thiel (11:31:17): "WE GOT REPORTS OF TEENAGERS SMOKING WEED IN THE PARK ALL FORCES GO"
George Soros Butt Slave (11:31:26): SHOOT TO KILL
Steal from Thiel (11:34:27): Another battle won for the war on drugs!
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:35:21): Make sure you press your finger to your nose and OINK AT THE PIGGIES
Saturday, 04 March 2017
George Soros Butt Slave (06:54:05): You guys want to do something today
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (06:58:44): I'm down. I know Brian is at his lake house though
George Soros Butt Slave (06:59:01): That nig nog
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:45:57): I got a date tonight. But I shouldn't free after I take my sister to the gym. We are a family of meatheads now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:46:04): Like the Zanettis
George Soros Butt Slave (07:47:25): One of the Zanettis is becoming a priest now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:47:54): The youngest Greg. Watch out Atheists.
George Soros Butt Slave (07:48:25): I heard you were talking shit about god
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:49:16): Josh you going to debate him knowing he will suplex you into the baptismal bath?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:54:54): The power of Christ compels me to put the best down on you sucker
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:09:31): My sister got a planet fitness memeberahip. I'm using her heat pass. Time to set off the link alarm
Steal from Thiel (08:56:38): Just grunt and get kicked out
George Soros Butt Slave (08:57:08): Sounds like the pediatricians office all over again
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:05:28): Is the Quran geth conflict a thinly valued islari Palestine conflict?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:06:04): The fuck you talking about
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:09:30): Shut up normie
George Soros Butt Slave (15:19:42): Wait what
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:21:22): Okay. Quran. Space Muslim
George Soros Butt Slave (15:21:41): Ohh quarian
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:21:43): Get kicked out of there home world by the Geth.
George Soros Butt Slave (15:21:55): Yea they're space muslims
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:22:02): Just realize I kept saying Quran
George Soros Butt Slave (15:22:10): It's from the video game series mass effect Josh
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:29:53): Don't patronize me just cause of my geth bloodline
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:30:06): Wait, who are the Jews in this situation?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:17:38): Robots
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:18:28): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:21:20): Doesn't look circumcised to me
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:22:55): He is
George Soros Butt Slave (21:43:52): Since when were the geth some goddamn uncut spiders
Sunday, 05 March 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:01:01): Wanna see Logan today?
George Soros Butt Slave (10:09:31): What time?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:10:36): Hadley there is 11:30 12:45 1:55 2:55
George Soros Butt Slave (10:10:53): Oh I won't be home by then
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:11:40): There's 4 5:15 6:15
George Soros Butt Slave (10:17:16): That might work
George Soros Butt Slave (10:17:24): Let me talk to my nigga
George Soros Butt Slave (10:17:32): That's street for brother
George Soros Butt Slave (10:17:39): Since he wanted to see Logan too
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:19:22): The injustice 2 rooster is stacked. But the have black canary. Black canary of that universe was sent to live with another green arrow in another universe by doctor fate since he felt bad he died and she was preggo
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:20:07): Also swamp thing is there and is a teleporter
George Soros Butt Slave (10:20:43): It looks pretty cool
George Soros Butt Slave (10:20:55): I want to play mortal Kombat again
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:20:56): But the lore pete.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:21:13): MK 10 was pretty good
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:21:56): And MK 9. I'll say it. Best story in any video game ever. Fuck Zelda. Fuck Bioshock. MK 9
George Soros Butt Slave (10:22:19): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:22:54): I read all the injustice comics
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:23:11): It just finished up
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:01:35): You guys can go without me. I didn't wanna wait so I saw Logan yesterday.
George Soros Butt Slave (11:01:48): Was it good?
George Soros Butt Slave (11:01:59): How hard were you on a scale of talc to diamond
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:03:19): Yup. Definitely a good movie but it's not like some instant classic. It's just a good movie.
George Soros Butt Slave (11:03:33): That is disappointing
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:04:23): And, I gotta needle dick so I was as sharp as adamantium
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:14:17): Sami Zayn is officially my favorite WWE superstar
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:16:37): Mine is the Administrator of the Small Business Adminstration
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:17:36): Sami Zayn is legit just a guy who loves ska and that's his gimmic
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:17:57): So Gary
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:18:11): You're saying you like Gary
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:24:42): No I like Sami. Gary's a bad friend who doesn't fight in parking lots over people getting the the way of your tendies
Monday, 06 March 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:31:52): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:31:55): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:32:26): Don't understand basic social interactions. Cracked has you covered. Up next. How to know when you should pay your taxes
George Soros Butt Slave (06:34:16): Thank god cracked is there to teach me about what it's like to get a hug
George Soros Butt Slave (06:34:34): The cracked we loved died 10 years ago Marc
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:34:45): It did. It did
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:35:57): It's like looking at your son who is vegan and works at a coop to try to start his eco friendly mandolin making business and remember he used to be a star athlete.
George Soros Butt Slave (06:37:18): Where is the boy I raised who used to wet himself when his team lost a game, because he knew his dad would lock him in the punishment closet for 3 days
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:38:00): Where is the boy who know if he messed up he'd get a paddling.
George Soros Butt Slave (06:38:22): The boy with a childlike sense of wonder and fear in his eyes
Tuesday, 07 March 2017
Steal from Thiel (08:49:43): so cucks amirite
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:50:11): I needed that to start my day. Thanks.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:50:37): Cuck a day keeps the doctor away.
Steal from Thiel (08:50:51): How about this
Steal from Thiel (08:50:59): "Ben Carson Refers to Slaves as \u2018Immigrants\u2019 in First Remarks to HUD Staff"
Steal from Thiel (08:51:06): https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/06/us/politics/ben-carson-refers-to-slaves-as-immigrants-in-first-remarks-to-hud-staff.html?_r=0
Steal from Thiel (08:51:56): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:53:19): Same man that said pyramids were grain silos
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:53:44): Wikileaks just find a major cache of CIA files
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:53:51): Dumped*
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:54:31): https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/839091132625731584
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (08:54:48): And this happened just this morning
Steal from Thiel (09:16:44): I love how liberals have shifted from "George Bush is a drone striking war criminal who keeps people illegally detained in a secret prison" to "See, Obama is tougher than your guy because he didn't release anyone from our military prison and he droned the shit out of the Middle East!"
George Soros Butt Slave (09:17:47): I think a lot of people just don't remember dubya lol
George Soros Butt Slave (09:17:56): I have noticed people viewing him more kindly recently
Steal from Thiel (09:18:05): yea bunch of REVISIONIST SCUM
George Soros Butt Slave (09:18:34): Dubya Did Nothing Wrong
Steal from Thiel (09:18:37): he paints pictures now so maybe we misjudged him from the beginning!
George Soros Butt Slave (09:19:04): Name one evil man who painted. Go on. I'll wait
Steal from Thiel (09:19:32): Painted successfully*
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:19:51): You guys did read this. He tore apart the Dems.\n\nhttps://theintercept.com/2017/03/06/democrats-now-demonize-the-same-russia-policies-that-obama-long-championed/
George Soros Butt Slave (09:20:07): Politics really is a circus
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:20:20): Should read*
George Soros Butt Slave (09:20:22): Put me in the fuckin dunk tank
Steal from Thiel (09:21:35): https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/debord/society.htm
George Soros Butt Slave (09:21:58): Stop trying to indoctrinate me
George Soros Butt Slave (09:22:36): At least ISIS used twitter, you're just giving me these massive theoretical essays to motivate me to kill the president
Steal from Thiel (09:22:58): read it and tell me it doesn't ring true \ufffd
Steal from Thiel (09:23:09): the reading is actually 221 short theses, so its like a series of tweets
George Soros Butt Slave (09:30:03): you missed your shot to radicalize me, where was this shit 6 or 7 years ago \ufffd
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:31:00): Hey, ya never know. Maybe radicalization will be good for your marriage
George Soros Butt Slave (09:31:10): im gonna seize her means
George Soros Butt Slave (09:31:13): of reproduction
Steal from Thiel (10:25:19): im getting guilt tripped by TD Bank just for asking them not to spam me shit lol
Steal from Thiel (10:25:22): None
George Soros Butt Slave (10:31:58): Don't do this to us brian. TD needs you
Steal from Thiel (10:32:54): its funny because I only ever used TD Ameritrade for what's called "Paper trading" aka practicing trading stocks using fake money. so i never really gave em anything of value lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:47:17): Sounds like your friendship with us Brian
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:47:32): That's an all round burn
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:47:39): Burns us and you
George Soros Butt Slave (11:50:53): That's what we call a Pyrrhic Burn
Steal from Thiel (11:52:49): I came here to vent heat not have it come back on me :(
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:56:39): But I activated my trap card
George Soros Butt Slave (12:02:27): I'm pretty stoked to go shooting next weekend
Steal from Thiel (12:04:48): It works both ways though. By not offering anything of value, you have nothing to cash out on
Steal from Thiel (12:05:12): And nice I almost went this weekend, they have a shooting range near the lake house 14 dollars an hour
George Soros Butt Slave (12:07:05): im going to call the range ahead of time and ask if they know who we will get to kill
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:08:49): Wait, when are you going to the range?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:09:04): What dates?
Steal from Thiel (12:10:18): call and ask if they have portraits of trump to shoot at, not for any particular reason \ufffd
George Soros Butt Slave (12:13:16): Josh come with us, the 18th
George Soros Butt Slave (12:13:19): RTSP in Randolph
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:14:24): I will. Just needed to make sure I'd be around
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:14:33): Gonna be in Colorado this weekend
George Soros Butt Slave (12:14:50): lucky
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:21:21): Let's go to Cuba this summer
Steal from Thiel (12:21:46): My dad got invited to go with some house of representative people in NJ
Steal from Thiel (12:22:09): but he probably will not because my mom wants to go on vacation with him before he's allowed to do political business or some shit idk
George Soros Butt Slave (12:22:34): can you actually go to cuba now?
Steal from Thiel (12:22:58): since Obama, yea. flights from JFK and Newark go straight there. \xa0Haley's cousin went last december
Steal from Thiel (12:23:36): she was confused why so many people were on the street "don't people have jobs?" she said lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:23:41): Boo. Your dad should go
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:24:05): Did he go to Colorado yet?
Steal from Thiel (12:24:06): I think so too
Steal from Thiel (12:24:14): no he did not go to that either for similar reasons
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:24:21): Boo
Steal from Thiel (12:24:23): my moms the worlds largest wet blanket
George Soros Butt Slave (12:24:36): you guys should go then
Steal from Thiel (12:28:37): i would go with my dad if i could. otherwise i do want to go eventually
George Soros Butt Slave (12:29:53): so why does your dad have to go
George Soros Butt Slave (12:29:59): what business does he have in cuba lol
Steal from Thiel (12:30:19): its a political trip to see how things really work in the hellish lands of cuba
Steal from Thiel (12:30:57): idk why they'd bother to see a dictators reign when they can see democracy right here!
George Soros Butt Slave (12:31:47): oh you
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:33:40): I want to shoot shit
George Soros Butt Slave (13:34:18): I'll call the place next week and tell em the Peach Street Boys are rollin through
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:34:40): You nigga got rpgs?
George Soros Butt Slave (13:34:56): Their gun list is mostly handguns
George Soros Butt Slave (13:35:16): They have some rifles but they're more expensive to rent and shoot
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:37:35): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:37:39): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:37:43): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:37:54): Me on the 18th
George Soros Butt Slave (13:42:34): that guy looks a little like brian
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:43:07): That's racist
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:02:32): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLFuryg1ks
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:02:41): Found a gif of what I was saying
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:37:30): I have an extra ticket to college basketball game tomorrow at noon. Anyone want to come?
George Soros Butt Slave (16:38:27): \U0001f641
George Soros Butt Slave (16:38:40): This gorilla dick daddy gotta work
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:38:46): Call out pete
George Soros Butt Slave (16:39:13): Nah I got a meeting at 9:30
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:39:15): You get to see Cuse Vs Miami and Duke vs TBD
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:39:39): But it's Cuse Miami and Duke
George Soros Butt Slave (16:40:22): I was born to ball not born to sit on a call :(
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:40:57): Call out sick
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:07:05): So we shooting in the 18th. I'm going ..45apc
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:07:14): Then grenade launcher
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:54:50): You guys want to be my judges of character when I apply for a fire arms liscence
Steal from Thiel (20:55:42): Yea I seent him go 25 and 1, dude's a good shot
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:58:32): Lol. So I'll need you to lie
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:59:07): Saw this drunk puke out of a movie car
Steal from Thiel (21:01:10): Willing o talk to the police in case of inquiry? I ain't tell the cops S H I T
George Soros Butt Slave (21:01:43): https://www.no-gods-no-masters.com/images_designs/acab-d0012916792.png
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:01:58): "I support the 2nd amendment for the same reason that the Honorable Marc here supports the 2nd amendment: to fight against a tyrannical government. \n\nHowever, I oppose this court granting the Honorable Marc a license to own a fireman because of the fundamental difference in how we would shape our government in the aftermath said tyranny. fuck Marc"
Steal from Thiel (21:04:01): I agree that we should arm Marc. We need to go further. \xa0Arm the homeless, poor and down trodden. \xa0Arm the working class. \xa0The mother land will rise again! \xa0Political power sprouts from the barrell of a gun and none of the capitalist class shall be safe, the gentle worker shall suffer no more! \xa0Wait, what was the question?
Steal from Thiel (21:04:08): Oh yea, Marc is in fact over 18
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:07:04): Please arm Josh and Brian as I have there DNA and Fingerprints. I plan to steal the gun and go on a spree of murder and home invasion and blame them. I have placed the burner phones in their cars. K Thnx
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:08:43): I have seen pete with out sleeves on. So he will need at least one gun. Please honor his request for a license.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:10:06): The gun I have has a kill end and no kill end
George Soros Butt Slave (21:10:40): I think you're ready kid
Steal from Thiel (21:11:10): They're gonna ask you some hypothetical kill or don't kill questions
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:14:20): Answer all kill
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:14:40): You see a small child . . .\n\nKill
Steal from Thiel (21:15:31): That's why they call you Marc "KillBot 2.0" Ruggeero
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:15:39): A man has a knife up to your wide ma neck. Kill or no \n\nNo kill. I ain't married. That dumb bitch did it to herself
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:15:59): There is another guy doing curls in the square rack. Kill or no kill
Steal from Thiel (21:18:41): oh so my boss called and talked to my dad the other day. said he's swamped with cases and wishes he had "the old brian" back lmao
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:19:07): Your old boss is a bad ex girlfriend
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:19:25): He gunna post Instagram pics of him and his new employee?
Steal from Thiel (21:19:32): he wishes he had the old version of brian back, but there's no version of him i want ever
Steal from Thiel (21:19:48): maybe the super absentee version but that's about it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:19:58): Put that in girl font over a landscape
Steal from Thiel (21:31:32): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:39:20): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:40:32): None
Steal from Thiel (21:40:37): I miss the old brian, take over africa brian, move up into europe brian, world domination brian
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:41:07): Sounding a little like 1930s Brian
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:41:18): 1940s too
Wednesday, 08 March 2017
Steal from Thiel (07:51:41): "How to talk to your friends and their alternative facts and what to do when they dismiss your real ones" -NPR, quality stuff Brian leher
Steal from Thiel (07:52:24): The answer they gave was just to repeat your real facts over and over, 10, 15 times
George Soros Butt Slave (07:53:02): Ah the beetlejuice method
Steal from Thiel (07:54:00): Someone better go to Ben Carson and say "Slaves weren't immigrants" 3 times fast
George Soros Butt Slave (07:56:43): The correct term is "freeloaders"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:26:54): Is NPR run by women?
George Soros Butt Slave (09:01:43): Womyn and PoCs
Steal from Thiel (09:20:25): And worst of all, LIBERALSSSS
Steal from Thiel (09:27:19): None
Steal from Thiel (09:36:44): David Frum was George W. Bush's speech writer btw
George Soros Butt Slave (11:54:02): http://www.iwonderifyouareoutthere.com
George Soros Butt Slave (11:54:10): I got .03
George Soros Butt Slave (11:54:25): .032% of the US population, 103k people
George Soros Butt Slave (11:54:37): US's female population
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:58:50): I don't be to be reminded that I'll die alone
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (12:12:04): https://youtu.be/Lf4YQl0fHkc
George Soros Butt Slave (13:23:44): holy shit, the republican obamacare replacement is actually called World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017
George Soros Butt Slave (13:23:50): https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/1275
George Soros Butt Slave (13:23:52): LOL
Steal from Thiel (13:25:44): Holy shit lmao
Steal from Thiel (13:26:17): I guess world worst was already taken by Obamacare \ufffd
Steal from Thiel (13:30:21): I wonder if world's greatest healthcare plan of 2018 can top it
George Soros Butt Slave (13:34:33): why did we elect Ric Flair as president
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:41:03): I see what they did release this when most of the general public is watching basketball
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:41:07): I see you trump
Steal from Thiel (13:55:06): this is just like when trump complained about the debates being on during football!
Steal from Thiel (13:55:24): but now, for his pleasure \ufffd
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:07:14): I did something I said I would never do
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:09:14): French kiss a dog
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:09:17): ?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:09:54): Negotiate a two-state solution?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:10:34): Praise socialism?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:10:45): Close
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:10:50): Downloaded venmo
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:11:04): You murderer
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:11:08): How do I make it private so people don't serve adds or steal shit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:11:14): Listen I love killing
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:11:25): Just go into privacy settings
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:11:49): I cannot understand why people keep their Venmo shit public
George Soros Butt Slave (16:12:46): Welcome To The Venmo Family, Sheep
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:15:54): https://thecustodian.org/unraveling-the-dynamics-of-power-f0f14f5c5411#.s8edr0fkx
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:16:04): Let me know what you fuckers think
George Soros Butt Slave (18:41:50): I'll read in a bit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:52:22): Same I'll read on the train
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:52:27): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:02:27): Okay so I'm just going to look at this as a guy who took a bunch of journalism courses in college
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:02:50): I don't get the point of the article. Seems a mix of a book review and wanting to hear yourself talk
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:03:08): It's a book review
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:03:10): That's it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:03:12): Doesn't seem to have defined takeaways besides what you say are take seats
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:03:34): Well if it's a book review you need more
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:03:34): I'm just saying it's important to read the book
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:04:17): Okay well define it then. You seemed to make a structure. It was more a straight line then a piece.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:04:26): Also put it in APA format
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:04:37): Fuck Chicago style.
Steal from Thiel (19:44:01): this is your article in burger form josh
Steal from Thiel (19:44:06): None
Steal from Thiel (19:48:59): seriously though i kind of agree with marc. second half with the rubiks cube and your personal opinion about it opening the viel etc, i think you'd be better off giving more information from the book and letting the reader feel liek their own viel is lifted not that your telling them.
Steal from Thiel (19:49:30): it's like the difference between breaking bad just showing you how a character acts and letting you interpret the situation, and Dexter showing you the character acting and then Dexter man-splaining how you should feel
Steal from Thiel (19:50:02): also i didn't reallize bernie sanders wrote on meidum
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:55:43): Shocking he said not being shocked at all
Steal from Thiel (19:57:29): None
Steal from Thiel (19:57:39): http://i.imgur.com/ryGn6Xy.jpg
Steal from Thiel (19:57:41): if you can't see it
George Soros Butt Slave (20:13:30): Josh I liked your article
George Soros Butt Slave (20:13:35): I want to read that book now
George Soros Butt Slave (20:17:13): Also dexter was the biggest waste of time ever
Thursday, 09 March 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:10:34): There has to be better phrasing
George Soros Butt Slave (06:38:59): We just love aborting! Try and stop us!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:41:05): I'm sitting next to a black Muslim woman. I feel I'm going to told to check my privilege
George Soros Butt Slave (07:49:52): https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2017-03-09T12:49:41Z/7238e83d.320x398r.mp4
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:55:14): So they localized me for Asian audiences?
George Soros Butt Slave (08:28:00): I imagine this is you when you got home from college right
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:28:20): Yea pretty much
Steal from Thiel (10:21:58): something with 2.4k followers like your article josh
George Soros Butt Slave (10:22:36): This is it, the big time
Steal from Thiel (14:19:48): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:21:15): Earlier I watched Paul Ryan give a PowerPoint lecture to America live on CNN
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:21:39): He just had buzzwords like "more competition" and "lower costs"
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:22:07): This is gonna work out great guys, trust me, it's in the PowerPoint
Steal from Thiel (14:34:52): ill be sure to watch Paul Ryan explain Healthcare using Powerpoint the next time I can't sleep
Steal from Thiel (14:38:59): None
Steal from Thiel (14:42:50): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:43:47): See. I wasn't fucking kidding. I'm glad the internet agrees at how stupid a spectacle it was
George Soros Butt Slave (15:07:01): hmm, i want to get a new phone but i also need open heart surgery, what do you guys think
George Soros Butt Slave (15:08:21): should i buy 250 iphone 7s or should i have triple bypass surgery
George Soros Butt Slave (15:08:28): #PoorPeopleProblems
George Soros Butt Slave (15:14:11): https://www.amazon.com/best-sellers-books-Amazon/zgbs/books
George Soros Butt Slave (15:14:24): A blank book titled "Reasons to Vote Democrat" is the #1 best selling book on Amazon lol
Steal from Thiel (15:14:37): LIBERALSSSS
Steal from Thiel (15:14:57): Reason to vote republican is a picture book of guns
George Soros Butt Slave (15:15:15): jesus and a shotgun on each page
George Soros Butt Slave (15:15:36): with a pangender iraqi terrorist in christ's holy Cross-hairs
Steal from Thiel (15:16:23): None
Steal from Thiel (15:16:42): I tried finding cross hairs with the crucifixion this was the closest they had
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:35:49): A pan handler just ask me for money and I said don't have cash. He asked for me to help him get a ticket I could t think of a good excuse. So I just said no
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:35:58): Very freeing
George Soros Butt Slave (19:38:19): Just wait till he gets venmo
Steal from Thiel (19:38:53): Tell him you conceal carry his ticket to heave
Steal from Thiel (19:38:55): heaven*
Steal from Thiel (20:33:05): https://u.nya.is/akgpqr.mp4
Steal from Thiel (20:33:11): this guy did the supa hot fire celebration
Friday, 10 March 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:57:42): Quick. What do people like
George Soros Butt Slave (07:01:51): I bet you're not going to call what they censored in Conan exiles though
George Soros Butt Slave (07:03:10): Full frontal male nudity with an adjustable dick you can make longer with a slider, that flops around while you fight
Steal from Thiel (07:43:14): Finally, a video game for the sexual deviant!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:44:15): I'd make it super small. Less area to hit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:33:27): Also I'm wearing my Sami Zayn shirt to work today
George Soros Butt Slave (09:05:47): Who dat
Steal from Thiel (09:10:36): Ninja
Steal from Thiel (09:11:00): None
Steal from Thiel (09:11:49): Let's see the answer group me gives
Steal from Thiel (09:12:14): None
George Soros Butt Slave (09:12:36): Oh some white guy with a dad bod
George Soros Butt Slave (09:12:43): That's no brad Pitt in fight club
Steal from Thiel (09:19:00): here's my goal bod, how do I get it?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:21:16): Drugs.
George Soros Butt Slave (09:27:33): That's a soap making body
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:40:59): http://i.imgur.com/R60r481.mp4
Steal from Thiel (11:13:18): Welp, my phone has completely become obsolete. No one can hear me talk when I make phone calls. \xa0What phone should I get next?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:13:48): Pixel
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:16:57): On Google Fi
Steal from Thiel (11:18:59): nice it looks like verizon does offer the Pixel
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:20:26): Yup. Only downside is that on Verizon you get those stupid Verizon apps that you can't delete
Steal from Thiel (11:22:46): so much for my free choice in the free market \ufffd
George Soros Butt Slave (11:24:04): Pixel or iPhone
Steal from Thiel (11:24:32): im never going back to iPhone lol. Pixel it is
George Soros Butt Slave (11:25:01): Apple will remember your disloyalty
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:25:37): I'm going to go pixel in May
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:28:55): Honestly, I really dislike the whole Apple ecosystem.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:29:01): Much prefer Google
George Soros Butt Slave (11:35:17): i use all the google apps on my iphone lol
George Soros Butt Slave (11:35:51): i think i just prefer the consistency & battery life of the iphone. my s6 was a real mess
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:37:15): Batteries consistently get better. I wouldn't worry about it.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:37:25): Unless they start exploding
George Soros Butt Slave (11:38:03): i'll re-evaluate when i get my next phone. i was getting like 40 minutes of screen on time with my S6 though at some points, it was a nightmare
George Soros Butt Slave (11:38:48): plus imessage gets you poon, gentlemen
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:39:23): Signal gets you sausage. I like meat, men.
George Soros Butt Slave (11:39:23): https://twitter.com/search?q=green%20text%20bubble&src=typd
Steal from Thiel (11:39:46): None
Steal from Thiel (11:40:14): I was going through my pics to see if any were worth saving and came across the time I accidentally trapped my arm in the Fry container from Red Robin
George Soros Butt Slave (11:40:17): we should go back to red robin and use those to make medieval armor
Steal from Thiel (11:40:41): None
Steal from Thiel (11:40:44): Found one of a young sassy steve
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:40:44): I like that they let you leave with it
Steal from Thiel (11:40:54): They didn't know I put my jacket over it lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:41:23): None
George Soros Butt Slave (11:42:31): was this when he found a free sledgehammer
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (11:43:13): Yup
George Soros Butt Slave (11:43:59): he knows a guy that accepts sledgehammers in exchange for amazon gift cards
George Soros Butt Slave (11:44:04): steve lives his life like it's an RPG
Steal from Thiel (11:46:46): Oh free cloth shreds! Add that to the old inventory
George Soros Butt Slave (11:51:09): You Have Acquired Off-Brand Basketball Sneakers (x7)
Steal from Thiel (12:05:27): Anoher way steve is like Skyrim is he refuses to get ride of minor sidequests, like the time he bought a shit load of ink years back to try and resell it for a profit and its still all in his room because he'll "get around to selling it" eventually
George Soros Butt Slave (12:06:07): i think i finally understand Steve
George Soros Butt Slave (12:06:38): makes sense why he just falls asleep in the middle of a room too, he's obviously using the Skyrim Rest Feature to restore his HP
Steal from Thiel (12:07:19): And repeating easy side quests for quick dough in the form of Amazon gift cards, he's just exploiting a bug in the game slowly for XP and gold
George Soros Butt Slave (12:09:40): and gary exploiting Steve for rent would be like DLC
George Soros Butt Slave (12:10:05): Pre-Order the exclusive Manhattan Apartment DLC now to get two day access to Gary's marital home
Steal from Thiel (12:10:13): Wow, finally got the Brookyln DLC package! And I only have to pay half rent to play it 8 days a month!
Steal from Thiel (12:11:05): damn a lot of things are actually falling into place now when it comes to understanding Steve
Steal from Thiel (12:13:02): the only question I left is what is steves main quest, or is he just an NPC in Gary's main quest
George Soros Butt Slave (12:15:28): to become a wizard. duh
George Soros Butt Slave (13:34:59): so did any of you guys see sunny on sunday? interested to see how they wrote off Dennis
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:39:59): The show is now on hiatus apparently
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:40:40): Still have two more seasons contractually, so it's not over, but in limbo
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:41:09): Glenn apparently has a new show on NBC coming out
Steal from Thiel (13:42:10): I did not was meaning too. This season has been great though. It will be a very sad day when it ends.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:52:50): I thought it was over after this season
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:54:01): Nope
Steal from Thiel (13:54:31): Hiatus can be a death sentence. I know Dee has a new show, Charlie has movies now, and if Dennis also has a new show, it'll just be frank and gay mac
George Soros Butt Slave (13:55:06): Eh let it die, it had a good run
Steal from Thiel (13:55:40): This season has been top tier as well
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:00:46): I think hiatus will be good. Show won't get stale.
Steal from Thiel (14:54:34): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:57:07): How to pay off loans: be born to a well-off family
Steal from Thiel (14:57:49): the actual article is even worse, she is given 1 apartment by her mom to rent out, then buys 1 more to rent out, and then ANOTHER to rent out. so just become a landlord its easy!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:21:23): I paid off all my loans
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:21:27): By not having them
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:21:37): By getting an sholoarahip
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:21:45): You niggas just stupid
Steal from Thiel (15:24:13): Another thing I read recently, the number of 60+ people who have student loans from last year to this year ballooned from 700k to 2.8 million. dumb idiots should have become landlords by now!
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:25:26): But a lot probably cosigned their kids loans, no?
Steal from Thiel (15:27:20): yup 73% of themb
Steal from Thiel (15:27:52): but because of that, and the fact that you can't declare bankrupcy for student loans unlike every other kind of debt, this money can be taken from their social security, paychecks, and even their will when they die
Steal from Thiel (15:28:15): http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/17/510238206/more-people-over-60-are-struggling-to-pay-off-student-loans-report-finds
George Soros Butt Slave (15:30:48): average loan is only 23k, that's not too bad at least
George Soros Butt Slave (15:31:03): i mean it sucks they have to take out a loan for that but it's fairly manageable
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:31:07): Yeah but when SS is you're only income, you're fucked
Steal from Thiel (15:31:16): yea tha tmeans goodbye retirement
Steal from Thiel (15:31:27): and it's increasing, from 12k 10 years ago
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:31:28): And SS pays a lot of supplementary Medicare premiums
Steal from Thiel (15:32:04): 23k to pay back if you're 25 isn't awful, but if youre 65 that's fucking terrible
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:32:31): I say Medicare for all. SS for all. Free public schooling for all.
George Soros Butt Slave (15:35:51): i stand by my idea of a college reimbursing you if you finish in a projected time period
George Soros Butt Slave (15:36:09): pleases the bootstrappers and pleases the people who want things to be fair
Steal from Thiel (15:42:04): eh Germany now offers tuition for free as long as you're accepted into the college and we're richer than they are per capita, the only reason we don't do it is because we don't put the money where it needs to be
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:43:29): Hard to get behind your idea Pete when states decide to slash funding to their state university, and then rely on tuition expenses to recuperate for the loss in funding.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:44:05): Listen. Your all stupid
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:44:12): You're*
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:44:12): I'm not making a point
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:44:19): I'm just saying if
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:44:23): Not it's your
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:44:31): You would know if you read like me
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:44:49): Mispronunciation read as reed while saying it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:44:58): Can't really make the joke over text
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:45:40): I don't want to pay for someone to get a degree in liberal arts with my tax dollars
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:45:46): Or Stem
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:45:52): I don't want to pay for anyone
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:46:01): Regardless of degree
Steal from Thiel (15:46:17): you libertarian you
George Soros Butt Slave (15:46:20): my thing is that according to Professor Google, only 56% of college students graduate in SIX years
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:46:28): Be rich, be athletic, be smart
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:46:33): Pick one
George Soros Butt Slave (15:46:33): so if we paid for free college, are we just paying for people to get trashed for 2 years
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:46:40): You can at least do one
Steal from Thiel (15:46:45): are you saying people don't do that now when they pay for college lol
George Soros Butt Slave (15:46:50): but it's on them
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:47:48): I was more prepared to be an adult after high school then after college
Steal from Thiel (15:47:50): and yet other coutnries with socialized education produce more doctors per capita than we do. why aren't they all just lazy getting trashed all the time
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:48:39): Why do people come to America for a hefty majority of special surgeries. Become America is Number 1 baby
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:48:46): USA USA USA
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:48:48): Paying someone's tuition doesn't necessarily mean putting money in their pockets. They can go get a fucking job if they wanna spend money to get shitfaced
George Soros Butt Slave (15:49:55): just seems silly with a 44% dropout rate, or at least thats the rate google has
Steal from Thiel (15:51:39): actually only 2 countries have worse drop out rates, so every country with socialized education has better graduation rates
Steal from Thiel (15:52:33): im sure some people who don't know what they want to do end up just dropping out cause they didn't figure it out and can't afford to keep going trying to get a degree because that's whats pushed as necessary to get a good job
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:53:30): You also have to gauge the size and scale of economies
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:53:33): And population
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:53:59): Socialistic countries don't have defense budgets
Steal from Thiel (15:55:32): oh yea we have more defense budget than the next 10 countries combined and most of them are allies lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:55:52): America is the world police
Steal from Thiel (15:55:56): you could only consider china and russia as maybe enemies but even then we're not actively fighting htem
Steal from Thiel (15:56:15): actually most people consider us the greatest threat to world peace lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:56:25): Look, when robots take all the jobs, everyone is gonna be forced to be in school full time in order to figure out what to do with all them.\n\nOther than fuck
Steal from Thiel (15:56:41): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/02/greatest-threat-world-peace-country_n_4531824.html
George Soros Butt Slave (15:59:39): they hate us cuz they aint us
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:04:00): The rest of the world just hates is because all we do is win
George Soros Butt Slave (16:04:10): USA USA USA
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:04:13): Russia is doping there athletes still can't won't
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:04:17): Win
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:04:37): China and India pumping out as many as possible
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:04:51): Murica still #1
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:05:02): Take that the rest of the world
George Soros Butt Slave (16:05:12): only records china is winning are "most smartphones produced by an 8 year old" and "smallest penises per capita"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:05:40): India how many tech support people per capita.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:05:50): Russia most bears to humans
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:07:06): We made a monument of a giant dick to show we will fuck anyone in our way
George Soros Butt Slave (16:07:41): im feelin real patriotic right now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:08:27): None
George Soros Butt Slave (16:08:30): American Holidays: \nThanksgiving (Eat as much food as you can while watching football)\nSuper Bowl Sunday (Eat as much food as you can while watching football)
George Soros Butt Slave (16:08:50): Cuban Holidays:\nNational Extra Beans Ration Day
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:09:13): China holidays. Made up new year
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:09:34): In America it's always they year of the Eagle
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:09:41): \U0001f985
George Soros Butt Slave (16:10:42): oh boy, the year of the rat! another great year in china
George Soros Butt Slave (16:11:05): better smoke this cigarette quickly since it's healthier than the air in my city
George Soros Butt Slave (16:12:07): im going to go drive a pickup truck through the mud while im drunk as fuck as soon as i get out of work
Steal from Thiel (16:20:18): You're all revisionist SCUM
Steal from Thiel (16:20:26): REEEEEEE
George Soros Butt Slave (16:20:37): or maybe you're the revisionist
George Soros Butt Slave (16:20:40): \ufffd
George Soros Butt Slave (16:20:49): truth is relative baby
Steal from Thiel (16:20:51): Revise this
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:21:31): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:21:41): That's how it happened
George Soros Butt Slave (16:22:27): thats him shooting at those god damn liberals trying to give poor people health insurance that they HATE
Steal from Thiel (16:22:28): Ol' Jellybean Reagan huh
Steal from Thiel (16:23:56): "What don't we want!" "Health insurance" "When don't we want it?" "Ever!"
Steal from Thiel (16:24:47): "Why don't we want it?" "Cause we're poor!"
George Soros Butt Slave (16:26:05): *cuz it's STUPID
George Soros Butt Slave (16:26:24): just what i want to do, pay a bunch of nerds to pay a bunch of other nerds
George Soros Butt Slave (16:26:39): thats the GOP platform
Steal from Thiel (16:26:41): It's why when Jesus healed the poor he sent them an invoice
George Soros Butt Slave (16:27:15): dont bring the almighty into this one
George Soros Butt Slave (16:27:21): he didnt kno wwhat he was doing
Steal from Thiel (16:27:22): "It looks like you'd get into heaven but you currently owe JC 100 for curing your blindness so well be sending you to hell instead"
George Soros Butt Slave (16:27:54): what you just described is purgatory
George Soros Butt Slave (16:28:16): in today's Sin Economy it's a hot ticket
Steal from Thiel (16:28:21): I know that Convo was in purgatory in my minds eye
Steal from Thiel (16:38:33): Sin is In!
Steal from Thiel (16:38:41): -Little Nickey
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:39:15): Everyone is going to die!\n-Quentin Tarantino, Little Nicky
Steal from Thiel (16:40:17): Oh shit I did not realize that was him I only watche that movie 100 times as a kid lol
Steal from Thiel (16:41:13): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq-ncj5mzsY
George Soros Butt Slave (16:42:39): ol Q man's gotta keep the wife n kids fed somehow
Steal from Thiel (16:56:11): this is the fakest ad i've ever seen lol
Steal from Thiel (17:14:12): Hey Stephen Hawking, if you're so smart, how about you access the region of your brain that controls your body? Checkmate
Steal from Thiel (17:23:41): None
Steal from Thiel (17:56:40): I nevwr realized how true this is
Steal from Thiel (17:57:05): Josh - my neighbor, marc - English partner in 9th grade, pete - both liked the office lol
Steal from Thiel (17:57:47): None
Steal from Thiel (17:58:27): I love how much people get pissed over fifa I can't help but shit post back
George Soros Butt Slave (17:59:12): I like to think our friendship is deeper than that. How often do you find another guy who memorized every line of dialogue in specifically 4 seasons of a tv show
Steal from Thiel (18:00:19): That's true but still it's based on our mutual obsessipn with a tv show and went from there as a starting point
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:15:56): I like to think our friendship is more shallow. Just got paired together and then just never cared to leave
George Soros Butt Slave (19:19:09): To other tv shows
George Soros Butt Slave (19:28:12): None
George Soros Butt Slave (19:31:17): Also brian that's a great Xbox message
George Soros Butt Slave (19:31:54): One of life's little pleasures is having someone calling you an asshole after you beat them in a game
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:13:15): We sharing nudes. I got an album
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:14:11): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:14:55): That's a hard 10/10
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:15:13): That family must produce studs
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:16:04): It's a real shame that Zach's leg is blocking the view of his third, fourth, and fifth nipples.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:49:20): I got tinder girl 1-8 nudes pic a number
George Soros Butt Slave (21:55:07): Get anus photos
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:55:34): Lemme check to see if o got one
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:56:54): Don't got anus
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:56:57): I got butt
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:57:06): Not chocolate starfish
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:00:21): None
George Soros Butt Slave (22:01:03): Break stuff, everything sucks
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:02:14): I should probably relisten to that album, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's amazing
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:03:40): My driver is wearing a fedora and opened the door for me
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:05:04): You should ask him to play limp Bizkit on Spotify
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:05:39): I need to be rich so everyone treats like me this
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:05:47): Now I'm fake rich
George Soros Butt Slave (22:13:03): Would you agree that it's all about the nookie?
Steal from Thiel (22:31:08): "Everything in the world is about nookie. Except nookie, nookie is about power." -Oscar Wilde
Saturday, 11 March 2017
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:47:21): https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzMxOTY1MDExMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMzAxNzI1MDE@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,1534,1000_AL_.jpg
Steal from Thiel (14:43:45): Got the Pixel
George Soros Butt Slave (14:43:54): Regular or XL
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:44:09): Best phone ever?
Steal from Thiel (14:51:44): Regular with a 128 gig was same price as XL with 32 gig so I went with the regular
George Soros Butt Slave (14:51:56): Good call
Steal from Thiel (14:52:51): And I've only had it for a few hours but I can definitively say yes, there is no place left for cell phones to go after this, the cell phone market may as well shut down
George Soros Butt Slave (15:23:17): That's how I feel about phones now, what can they possibly do to make them better at this point
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:10:33): Auto dick pics
Steal from Thiel (20:04:53): What Reddit app you guys use
Steal from Thiel (20:05:31): And why, please format in a 5 paragraph paper
Steal from Thiel (20:05:45): What Reddit app you guys use
George Soros Butt Slave (20:06:46): Relay is the best android one IMO
Steal from Thiel (21:06:44): Is it Freelay
George Soros Butt Slave (21:07:47): Yea they probably changed the name
George Soros Butt Slave (21:08:06): There's a fee and a paid version, I think I ended up paying for it cuz I hated ads
Steal from Thiel (21:08:25): You consumer sheep
Steal from Thiel (21:32:50): You're putting Marc out of the job you SCUM
George Soros Butt Slave (21:33:40): That'll show him
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:04:14): I'm tv. Not digital
George Soros Butt Slave (22:05:24): None
Steal from Thiel (22:44:26): Doesnt matter still fapped
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (23:16:34): Relay Pro
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (23:18:55): Relay is hands down best. I much prefer the app the the desktop format. Gesture control is great. Plus, is just one guy u/dbrady, I think. He's super responsive to bugs too on r/RelayForReddit
Sunday, 12 March 2017
George Soros Butt Slave (12:41:37): None
Steal from Thiel (12:47:51): Damn Trudeau really does look like Zach Braff lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:34:53): Just saw get out
Steal from Thiel (13:35:20): Want to kill whitey yet?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:35:34): Nah but the black dude should have died
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:36:29): Like the white guy had him in a rear naked choke. If done right you are out in seconds. Dude fought through
Steal from Thiel (13:36:56): How was the movie other than the MMA inaccuracies
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:39:00): Got white people right. The devil
George Soros Butt Slave (13:40:13): http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/TECH/web/06/16/dave.chappelle.online.mashable/t1larg.dave.chappelle.gi.jpg
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:44:33): Art direction was weird
George Soros Butt Slave (14:02:31): How does it rank up with classic film Keanu
Steal from Thiel (14:33:34): There's an Irish Halloween going on in Port Reading for St Patrick's day
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:38:04): What is Irish Halloween
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:38:18): You got be out potatos
Steal from Thiel (14:51:56): Idk but all these roads are closed , kids dressed in green with bags of shit, drunk (presumably) adults with them
Steal from Thiel (14:52:00): Saw this
Steal from Thiel (14:52:05): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:52:52): It's just an Irish family you rasicts
Steal from Thiel (14:54:15): There's Irish flags and cabbage everywhere it's a HELLHOLE
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (14:58:23): First we have black history month and now we are giving days to the Irish
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:00:02): If I learned anything from Get Out. It's that rasicts white people are super smart
Steal from Thiel (15:07:31): I guess thats why the "Powers that Be* are often "Racist White People"
Steal from Thiel (15:14:18): Was get out worth a watch though
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:15:07): Yea
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:15:26): I didn't like the art direction but overall great movie
Steal from Thiel (16:38:36): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:53:00): How did the koolaid taste?
Steal from Thiel (17:54:04): Tastes like reality
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:58:01): Does it ?
Steal from Thiel (18:09:53): Idk it's what the big Banks paid me to say
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:11:12): Nah. You don't paid from them. I do g see you at the meetings
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:11:55): They had cake the other day. It was Billy's 100th sub prime mortgage solid.
Steal from Thiel (18:48:29): They grow up so fast
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:51:43): Say what you want. But I'm gunna dip by balls in gold and drag across the queens foreheaf
Steal from Thiel (18:54:59): Oh I'd love to fuck up the person who told people they need austerity cuts while wearing a hat worth a million dollars
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:57:51): Queen knows what's up
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:58:16): Why would I help the poor when I can put spinning rims on a gold jetski
Monday, 13 March 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:49:42): A guy from Nevada is trying to get a bill to elect the president by popular vote. They needs to get struck down
Steal from Thiel (07:51:59): Nah it needs to go through fuck the antiquated land holding favoring electoral college.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:52:34): Nah we need it. Then it's just mob rule
Steal from Thiel (07:52:36): Texas just passed a law letting doctors like or omit to their patients that they're peefnanr
Steal from Thiel (07:52:41): Pregnant*
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:53:35): Texas is Texas
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:53:40): You can't fix that
Steal from Thiel (07:54:24): I'll say. It's so people don't know their pregnant until it's too late for an abortion.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:55:01): Well I'm against abortion but you still can't lie
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:55:10): Gotta let them know
Steal from Thiel (07:57:05): For real messed up. So wait a senator from Nevada is bringing a bill to the house about popular vote?
George Soros Butt Slave (08:10:06): The trick is to go for a preemptive abortion even if you don't know you're pregnant
George Soros Butt Slave (08:10:31): "I threw up this morning, I'm either pregnant or hungover. Better go have an abortion just to be safe"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:41:17): You guys want to do a march madness pool?
Steal from Thiel (11:41:46): I don't know shit about college basketball
Steal from Thiel (11:41:49): So yea sure
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:42:00): I'll make a group
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:42:09): Gimme emails I can send the link too
George Soros Butt Slave (11:46:30): i know so little about college basketball that it would probably be a more efficient financial investment for me to take my cash and throw it into a crowd
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:47:03): My mom won last year
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:47:10): It's 90% luck
Steal from Thiel (11:48:03): Yea there's always upsets and with 64 teams you could actually follow all of them, but with so many games and potential upsets it doesn't matter
George Soros Butt Slave (11:48:25): but how do i know the traditionally good teams
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:48:49): Always pick the 1 seed
George Soros Butt Slave (11:48:52): so I am not seeing Duke vs Rhode Island Institute of Interior Design and Ballroom Dancing and flipping a coin to see who gets my money
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (11:49:06): I have Duke winning it
George Soros Butt Slave (11:49:51): RIIIDBD does have them beat in agility and feng shui though
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:09:59): This is the kitchen in my office
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:10:14): That's just a sign in the wall
Steal from Thiel (18:11:03): It's a kitchen called the Hack Lounge? Guess its better than your doctor's office being called the Hack Lounge
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:29:05): Dad joke
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:29:53): Lol. I'm a genocidal maniac then
George Soros Butt Slave (18:46:41): I'm about to kill indiscriminately
Steal from Thiel (18:57:53): KILL STREAK
Steal from Thiel (18:58:07): UNSTOPPABLE
Steal from Thiel (18:58:41): TOTAL DOMINATION
George Soros Butt Slave (19:02:17): Mmmmonster kill
Steal from Thiel (23:48:40): https://i.redditmedia.com/JtxFCurNZK8ptz_RlvuRSqZfUMNW3DW-HDlg04y6zu4.jpg?s=83e0cf12e850ac582c85ab23329e0429
George Soros Butt Slave (23:49:36): damn hilly thats a rockin cut
Steal from Thiel (23:49:55): Hillary has joined the resistance
George Soros Butt Slave (23:49:58): very.... presidential
Steal from Thiel (23:50:30): She figured she can't be the first woman president so now she's going to be the first Butch president
Tuesday, 14 March 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (04:19:47): Is it just me or does vermin supreme look like Josh invented time travel, went back in time got stuck and just made the most of it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (04:20:08): Also my phone wanted to change Josh to Jose. So #BuildThatWall
George Soros Butt Slave (06:56:51): I could see that
George Soros Butt Slave (06:57:02): Too many time crystals
George Soros Butt Slave (08:37:53): work from home snow day aka get drunk in the afternoon and play video games while dodging emails day
Steal from Thiel (08:51:30): Noice. We actually didn't get that much snow down in Old Bridge yet, how is it near you guys
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:51:46): We got a lot of sleet here
Steal from Thiel (13:53:38): Yea this shit is heavy af for a manlet like me
George Soros Butt Slave (13:54:24): Lots of sleet here too
Steal from Thiel (14:11:39): You drunk yet pete
George Soros Butt Slave (14:24:17): \U0001f609
Wednesday, 15 March 2017
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:27:27): We still shooting stuff on the 18th
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:27:30): I'll need a ride
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:28:00): And for you guys to sign the suicide notes I have written for each of you
Steal from Thiel (08:40:35): Can we bring personalized targets? We should all bring pictures of each other's faces and tell the guy were just practicing. Shotty Pete's face, literally
Steal from Thiel (08:41:02): What time on the 18th?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:41:10): With a shotty
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:41:12): Shotty my face
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:41:35): Got some inner demons I need to shoot out
Steal from Thiel (08:42:52): Tell the guy your just practicing for later that night
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:44:38): Sir what's the best weapon to aim upwards at a 45 angle backwards. I can never pull the triggers with my foot on a shotgun
Steal from Thiel (08:45:00): I'm looking for something that will really blow my mind
Steal from Thiel (08:48:07): What time where you thinking the 18th and where?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:51:13): Noon. Menlo Park mall. Nice shooting gallery
Steal from Thiel (08:51:49): Oh there's one near Menlo? Sweet
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:53:01): No in memo
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:53:16): I was making a mass shooting joke
Steal from Thiel (08:53:26): Ohhhh nice
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:53:30): Do you even dank meme Brian
Steal from Thiel (08:53:46): Wait so is it near Menlo or is it a drive
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:54:02): It's a drive
Steal from Thiel (08:54:04): Mass shooting or a drive I'm down for whatever just let me know
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:54:18): It's in Randolph
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:54:29): We can shoot up menlo during spring break
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:55:00): So we are now on a watch list right
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:55:06): If we were t already
George Soros Butt Slave (08:57:07): I'll try and call later today for reservations
George Soros Butt Slave (09:04:49): The place is called RTSP in Randolph, I'd still love to go as long as it doesn't snow again around then
Steal from Thiel (09:20:00): I think we're getting light flurries Friday night but Friday during the day should melt a lot of shir
Steal from Thiel (09:20:01): Shit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:34:06): None
George Soros Butt Slave (12:33:27): What does this mean
George Soros Butt Slave (12:33:30): https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/841967881516679168
Steal from Thiel (14:17:42): Oh in Snoop dogs recent music video he shoots a clown who looks like trump
George Soros Butt Slave (14:18:17): LOL
Steal from Thiel (14:19:40): Oh on Fox there was just title screen "Al Capone's Vault vs Trump's Tax Return" lol
Steal from Thiel (14:19:59): None
Steal from Thiel (14:20:03): There it is lol
Steal from Thiel (15:12:54): None
Steal from Thiel (15:13:18): To be fair she did more dabbing than any other presidential candidate as well, guess that wasn't enough though
George Soros Butt Slave (15:19:23): Put that Xbox game back in the case brian
George Soros Butt Slave (15:19:32): You barbarian
Steal from Thiel (15:24:03): That's my copy of Diablo and it doesn't work anymore because some asshole forgot to put it away
George Soros Butt Slave (15:24:19): You live in the hell that you created
George Soros Butt Slave (15:24:31): That's the real disblo
Steal from Thiel (15:24:35): You just play diablo, I live it
George Soros Butt Slave (15:26:13): unrelated but reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egV9yWMFuCE
Steal from Thiel (15:28:46): holy jesus i don't know if i can finish this
Steal from Thiel (15:30:25): ok this dude's just fucking wiht her right lol
George Soros Butt Slave (15:31:06): Idontknow
Steal from Thiel (15:33:57): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mlPE8pxs4
George Soros Butt Slave (15:46:19): His satanist video is the best one
Steal from Thiel (15:51:26): He's pretty funny lol but idk
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:48:05): I drink way to often on the job
George Soros Butt Slave (18:49:02): You sound like my school bus driver
Steal from Thiel (18:51:16): It's a living! Glug glug glug
Steal from Thiel (18:56:11): is it like business meetings with clients and so you drink with them, or is it like "oh boy slow wednesday OPEN THE OFFICE BAR"
Steal from Thiel (19:44:30): He responded
Steal from Thiel (19:44:51): None
George Soros Butt Slave (20:00:35): That is a great response
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:53:43): Yea I subscribed to r/libertarian
Steal from Thiel (20:56:13): About time ya be true to yourself
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:56:33): So keep you hands out of my pockets
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:56:42): And go have sex with who ever
Steal from Thiel (21:48:32): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:49:07): Sounds like a party
Steal from Thiel (21:55:41): That's real btw dude did it go show his freedom and what libertarianism is about. Lot of people were pissed though one guy said it was so gross it violated the Non-Agression Pact lol
George Soros Butt Slave (21:56:17): Keep your laws off his body brian
Steal from Thiel (21:57:23): https://youtu.be/Tb8cErokGFs lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:15:41): Mother fucking Bernie sanders paid 13 percent of his income to tax and nigga wants me to pay for people college
Steal from Thiel (22:16:21): You know what happens if you pay more than you owe to the IRS? They make a big ass deal about it just to eventually send it back.
Steal from Thiel (22:16:53): Also you're not who he's saying should pay lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:17:15): No I am
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:17:26): My house with my dad mom sister and me
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:17:38): We are in the top 2.5% of income
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:17:46): Night wants to tax me
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:18:06): My sister and mom make over 100k each
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:18:15): Dads high 80s
Steal from Thiel (22:18:23): Actually depends how you file. Your parents if they're total income is over 250k would be hit. Your sister is she filed independently would not
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:18:49): Say we do do independt.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:18:59): 180k is still top 5%
Steal from Thiel (22:19:04): Then none of you would be hit
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:19:20): Everyone should pay the same percent
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:19:25): Well no
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:19:29): I do t want to pay
Steal from Thiel (22:19:39): Yea I know from recent research 174k puts you at 96.8%
Steal from Thiel (22:19:51): That's what all senators get
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:20:56): If all goes to plan I'll pull over well over that when get up there
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:20:59): So I don't want to pay
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:21:10): My job
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:21:18): Not as a senator
Steal from Thiel (22:22:58): Honestly you could also just raise the tax on the top .1 percent who make an average 27 million a year by 5% and have it paid for
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:23:34): Or. Tax everyone the same
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:23:39): Or
Steal from Thiel (22:23:41): I did the math before based on the estimated cost of paying for the plan and IRS tax data of 2016
Steal from Thiel (22:24:10): Well because of what's called the marginal utility of a dollar a flat tax is actually a regressive tax, probably the smartest thing my old boss ever said
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:24:45): Listen. We are all equal. We all pay same percent. That's how it should be.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:24:52): You make 10 K
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:24:57): Pay 1k in taxes
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:25:06): You make 10 million
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:25:12): 1 million in taxes
Steal from Thiel (22:26:09): You don't think the 1k tax on the guy who makes 10k is a much bigger burden to his life than the guy who pays 1 million on 10 million?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:27:15): I don't really care. Fare is fare. We all pay the same
George Soros Butt Slave (22:28:15): whatd i miss
Steal from Thiel (22:28:20): I'm saying by making it the same it's not actually fair because those who already have less feel it more
Steal from Thiel (22:28:26): Marc's a libertarian now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:29:14): I'm saying you all pay the same. It's not right to tax one person over the other.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:29:26): 10% across the board
George Soros Butt Slave (22:29:27): we talkin bout a flat tax now
Steal from Thiel (22:29:34): Yup
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:29:35): Nah percent
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:29:48): That is a flat tax
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:30:08): Then sure 10% or 15% what ever the number is
Steal from Thiel (22:30:12): Well to keep the same tax revenue I think I calculated it had to be around 18% flat
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:30:26): Cool
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:30:30): Make it 18%
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:30:35): Obama paid that
Steal from Thiel (22:30:46): You're current taxes would go up btw
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:31:05): Ehh. As long as I climb and it stays the same
Steal from Thiel (22:31:10): Everyone who makes less than 250-500k taxes go up
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:31:20): You ain't gonna convince us with an "Obama did it" argument
George Soros Butt Slave (22:31:52): what is the average amount americans pay in taxes
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:32:47): I'm going to lay out where I'm coming from
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:32:54): We are all equal.
Steal from Thiel (22:32:55): By amount or percent?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:33:27): Also I'm going to bed I have to get the early train.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:33:34): Figure out your argument
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:33:39): Say it
Steal from Thiel (22:33:46): I'll have the numbers later
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:33:58): And I'll just chant USA over and over
Steal from Thiel (22:34:17): Numbers, unlike liberals, do not lie
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:34:52): I have seen enough networks say to me they were number one to know that's not true
Steal from Thiel (22:35:08): Oh well corporations lie worse than liberals
Steal from Thiel (22:35:15): LIBERALSSSSS
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:35:30): LIBERAL CORPORATIONS
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:35:53): PLANNED PARENTHOOD DOESNT PLAN YOU FOR PARENTHOOD AT ALL. IT JUST BORTS BABYS
George Soros Butt Slave (22:36:10): heres my parenthood plan: not today!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:36:17): We did it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:36:22): We cracked the code
Steal from Thiel (22:36:33): If you're a libertarian your for abortion but only if you can afford it, otherwise it's back to the coat hanger!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:37:07): Hey. A rake world just fine too
George Soros Butt Slave (22:37:11): what if you only have plastic coat hangers
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:37:27): Ahh the Blue LightnSpecial
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:38:18): Listen. We can all afford to go to a place with stairs and push
Steal from Thiel (22:38:34): Well then you better hope it doesn't snap off pete
Steal from Thiel (22:39:20): Last thing we can do before we end this conversationb efore tommors Great Debate: Flat Tax or Fat Cat Tax?
Steal from Thiel (22:39:29): Currently, Trump is at 45% approval rating
Steal from Thiel (22:39:34): but what the LAME stream media doesn't tell you
Steal from Thiel (22:39:45): is that Hillary is at 36% and Democratic Party as a whole is 35% lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:39:45): People still love him
George Soros Butt Slave (22:39:58): trump could cure cancer and he'd still sit at a 45% approval rating
George Soros Butt Slave (22:40:09): half this country will hate him no matter what, the other half will worship him no matter what
Steal from Thiel (22:40:18): It's just funny MSM talks about his approval rating all the time but currently the democrats have even less approval lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:40:55): If they put Elizabeth warren against him. We get 8 years of trump
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:41:01): Only way to beat trump
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:41:09): Black Dude
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:41:16): Get them darkies voting
Steal from Thiel (22:41:59): I got a solution that involves Saturday's activity
Steal from Thiel (22:42:02): \ufffd
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:42:40): Mitt Romney won independents hand over fist. But the unwashed masses voted for Obama.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:43:08): But he tricked us. We didn't think a black man could use so many drone strikes
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:43:16): It was his secret white half
George Soros Butt Slave (22:43:28): all 3 of you are in for shooting on saturday right? gonna call tomorrow at lunch and make reservations
Steal from Thiel (22:43:36): im so down
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:43:38): Barry O'bama
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:44:04): You guys want to play football some time. I need to work on my snapping and long snapping
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:45:07): Also did everyone see any schumer has a 1 star on Netflix
Steal from Thiel (22:45:07): Some 2 on 2 eh? I'm actually signing up for spring coed adult soccer in april, i was gonna say maybe we should all join some sport league thing (not soccer but something else)
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:45:23): Dodgeball
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:45:29): SexBox
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (22:45:53): Men only naked beach volleyball
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:46:03): I'll destroy bitches in dodgeball.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (22:46:21): I'm throwing balls at bitches faces. No remorse.
George Soros Butt Slave (22:46:23): i'll get my bhole wrecked in most team sports that require athletic skill
George Soros Butt Slave (22:46:29): but id try anything once
Steal from Thiel (22:47:28): twice if you're lucky \ufffd
Steal from Thiel (22:48:15): or basketball for a real team sport as well. go to some populated park, tell some 13 year olds we'll play them for the court
Steal from Thiel (22:48:21): and then from there it's all elbows
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (23:08:30): I came murder any more teenagers. Judge told me 87 was getting a little too high
Steal from Thiel (23:11:34): it was their FREE CHOICE to DIE at my hand
Steal from Thiel (23:25:16): i think from now on we should start self identify as the political party we feel like that day
George Soros Butt Slave (23:25:33): im politicalfluid
George Soros Butt Slave (23:25:51): my views depend on how mad i am about the bills i have to pay for that week
Steal from Thiel (23:33:03): I'm a subscriber to Marxist-Leninist-Squidwardian thought
Thursday, 16 March 2017
George Soros Butt Slave (00:22:26): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (06:09:34): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgjodEzrLgw
George Soros Butt Slave (06:53:18): Nothing like a good church burn
George Soros Butt Slave (06:53:26): SATAAAANNNNN
Steal from Thiel (07:48:38): Lol that was grear
Steal from Thiel (07:48:49): Seriously though being high in church is quite the experience
George Soros Butt Slave (07:51:36): Yea first time I was able to look at it from an outsider perspective
George Soros Butt Slave (07:51:42): Very weird
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:24:48): I will refer to me pooping only in military jargon now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:25:12): Dropping payload, etc
George Soros Butt Slave (09:27:01): ill try it out this week and see how i fel
George Soros Butt Slave (09:27:06): normally i use nautical terms
Steal from Thiel (09:27:43): it's coming out my port
Steal from Thiel (09:27:48): starboard bound
George Soros Butt Slave (09:59:52): happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day btw
George Soros Butt Slave (09:59:54): Austin 3:16
George Soros Butt Slave (11:00:17): alright shabooya roll call
George Soros Butt Slave (11:00:25): how many people should i make reservations for at RTSP
George Soros Butt Slave (11:00:39): is haley coming?
Steal from Thiel (11:01:08): Haley is not coming I'll be so very alone
Steal from Thiel (11:02:46): Besides being with you gays
George Soros Butt Slave (11:05:18): looks like it's going to snow on saturday though
George Soros Butt Slave (11:06:01): 1 - 3 inches throughout the day, so not too bad, idk how you guys feel about driving in that though
Steal from Thiel (11:07:35): Josh you going right? You got the SUV. My car is on death's door.
George Soros Butt Slave (11:09:36): also what time would you guys want to go, before lunch, after lunch, before dinner, break in late at night when it's closed and loot hte place, etc
George Soros Butt Slave (11:10:43): also according to the forms you need to sign, if you are a marijuana addict you cannot shoot at the range
George Soros Butt Slave (11:10:48): if you think im kidding you are very wrong
George Soros Butt Slave (11:13:54): if we do the beginner's package it's like $65 per person i believe, comes with:\n\nOne .22LR handgun rental\nOne box .22LR ammo (50 rounds)\nTwo targets\nOne intro with an RTSP Range Safety Officer
George Soros Butt Slave (11:14:41): http://rtsponline.com/shooting-packages/
Steal from Thiel (11:26:03): Do they make you take a pee test because I cant pass it yet lol
George Soros Butt Slave (11:26:24): no theres just a box you check on the form
George Soros Butt Slave (11:26:52): just lie, you marijuana addicts are used to doing that
George Soros Butt Slave (11:27:19): it's as easy as stealing from your own mother's purse to fund your pot habit
Steal from Thiel (11:30:59): As easy as One, Two Tree
Steal from Thiel (12:13:44): what do you guys considre low, middle, and high income ranges
George Soros Butt Slave (12:36:09): individual or family
George Soros Butt Slave (12:37:21): id say\n\nlow: sub 30k\nmid: 30k - 150k\nhigh: 150k+
George Soros Butt Slave (12:37:31): for individual
George Soros Butt Slave (12:37:50): was debating between 150k & 200k for high
George Soros Butt Slave (12:38:06): but that last 50k stretch is too high to be in mid but too low to be in high
George Soros Butt Slave (12:38:11): depends on cost of living and shit too
Steal from Thiel (12:38:40): that seems like a fair breakdown though
Steal from Thiel (12:39:30): you know i will round to 200k just because thats how the tax data rounds it, I can't do 150k unfortunately
George Soros Butt Slave (12:39:46): what can of worms did i just open
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:42:18): There is only people and sub human scum. The cut off is like 100k house hold
Steal from Thiel (12:44:38): Crunching numbers....please wait....
Steal from Thiel (12:53:31): Damn Marc you took to Libertarian vies much faster than anticipated
George Soros Butt Slave (12:56:18): the commie would say that the subhuman scum cutoff is when you make over 100k per household \ufffd
Steal from Thiel (13:02:08): invited you all to look at some tax data on gmail but you guys can't edit cause i don't trust yous as far as I can throw yous
Steal from Thiel (13:03:27): the findings tab is the most important, but feel free to sift through it all. ask me if you want anything else calculated ill see what i can do
George Soros Butt Slave (13:05:32): can you just give me the elevator pitch
Steal from Thiel (13:06:38): alright here's the summary. for a flat tax to bring in the same exact tax dollars we bring in right now, we'd need it to be 14.18%
Steal from Thiel (13:07:19): this would raise the taxes on anyone making less than 200k by an average of 2,308 dollars, which is 95.75% of the population
Steal from Thiel (13:07:36): this would lower the taxes of 4.75% of the population by an average of 52,064 dollars
Steal from Thiel (13:07:56): for reference that means reasing taxes on 140 million people, lowering them for 6 million
Steal from Thiel (13:08:27): currently the highest tax bracket is actually those who make 2-5 million dollars. those in the 5-10 million tax bracket pay less effective tax, and those in the 10+ million tax bracket pay even less than that
Steal from Thiel (13:09:22): by income level, those who make 30k or less have an average income of 14,492 (44% of the population) would see their taxes increase by 3.2 times, from 650 to 2,075
Steal from Thiel (13:10:44): middle income groups 30k to 200k make an average income of 75,029 (52% of the population) would see their taxes increase 1.4 times from 7,683 to 10,745
George Soros Butt Slave (13:10:58): how long do you think this elevator ride is
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:11:45): Fair is fair
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:11:52): All equal
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:12:14): If not I'm buying poor people as slave
Steal from Thiel (13:12:26): those making 200k or more with an average income of 537,681 (4.25% of the population) would see their taxes decrease by 60% from 129,066 to 77,002
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:12:48): Good for them
Steal from Thiel (13:13:12): this elevator rides ends when I SAY IT ENDS
Steal from Thiel (13:13:17): EMERGENCY STOP
Steal from Thiel (13:13:50): also, about 80 people who made an average of 30 million paid 0 dollars in taxes in 2015
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:14:04): Well fix that
Steal from Thiel (13:21:24): Trump paid the same average tax rate as someone who makes 500k-1 million just as an aside
George Soros Butt Slave (13:25:08): who cares lol
Steal from Thiel (13:26:29): well peopel were saying "look how much he paid!" lol
Steal from Thiel (13:26:46): at least on Fox news which is the only mainstream news source my house allows lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:35:41): Every one equal
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:35:46): Even scum
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:35:51): I mean poor people
George Soros Butt Slave (13:35:57): \ufffd
George Soros Butt Slave (13:45:40): thank god we are so above those peasants
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:46:06): Well some of us.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:46:33): I heard Brian's mutual fund is sub par
Steal from Thiel (13:46:48): lol oh the fiction of the stock market
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:47:00): I buy people
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:47:33): The more illegal it is. More money to make
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:48:30): Sorry. Just woke up. Count me in for shooting range.
George Soros Butt Slave (13:49:17): cool im going to call after my meeting
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:49:38): I'll do beginner package
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:50:01): Let's not do beginner. Let's shoot rifles.
George Soros Butt Slave (13:50:05): gonna be around $65 per person i think including guns & ammo, i'll probably set an appointment for 12 if possible, you have to lie and say you're not a marijuana addict, it's going to snow 1 - 3 inches on saturday so just be forwarned
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:50:29): Handguns are cool, but rifles are cooler. I wanna be a cooler kid.
George Soros Butt Slave (13:50:30): they have rifles for rental there, check out the packages i linked above
George Soros Butt Slave (13:50:47): they're more expensive and probably more difficult to shoot for a noob
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:50:50): I'll take a look
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:51:57): Some rifles have less recoil than pistols actually. Should be even easier
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (13:52:18): I'm throwing the bullets
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (14:08:33): Fuck it. I'm down for beginner. AR is expensive.
George Soros Butt Slave (14:35:24): yea i felt the same way
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:56:46): We will go intro to master of arms
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:00:12): Also the fucking names of these name
Steal from Thiel (17:19:03): None
Steal from Thiel (17:21:32): also i'll do beginner
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:21:58): I'm with Ryan in this one
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:22:08): Dying is always an option
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:22:16): Think about that everyday
Steal from Thiel (17:22:30): he deleted his account after the backlash of this post lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:25:59): Pussy
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:26:20): Fucking commies lost all the wars. Now trying to start flame wars
Steal from Thiel (17:26:40): WW2? lol
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:31:36): What about the fact that the Russians were a fundamental part of victory in WW2?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:34:09): Hey. Listen. Throwing bodies at a problem isn't the best solution. Also Russian winter beat the Nazis. And Nazi aragamce
Steal from Thiel (17:37:42): lol ok
Steal from Thiel (17:38:04): i won't listen to anymore bad talking about the motherland
Steal from Thiel (17:41:04): You see lol now wow tweet at Trump lol
Steal from Thiel (17:41:19): Lil bow wow*
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:42:24): America is truly exceptional
Steal from Thiel (17:42:36): None
George Soros Butt Slave (17:44:29): Hell yea
Steal from Thiel (17:45:42): Fox news is saying its a legit threat and discussing if the secret service should throw him in jail ll
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:47:15): I mean that was just terrible. Not like violence terrible. But like Master P should ground him
Steal from Thiel (17:47:46): Yea shut a weak lame threat as well
Steal from Thiel (17:47:48): like dude
Steal from Thiel (17:47:50): you were in like mike
George Soros Butt Slave (17:53:10): If he did pimp out Melania tho
George Soros Butt Slave (17:53:18): I'd probably put my name on the waitlist
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:54:20): Shame on you Marc. We're talking about Lil bow wow here, not lil Romeo
George Soros Butt Slave (17:56:28): Romeo is more of a lover than a human trafficker, as his name implies
George Soros Butt Slave (17:57:24): Also I called RTSP, seems like we don't need a reservation but I'll email them tonight to confirm
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (17:59:41): Ya think Barron has an Oedipus thing going on? What happens if he runs away from home? Where is home? And why is a ten year old so fucking tall?
George Soros Butt Slave (18:01:44): Alpha genes
Steal from Thiel (18:25:28): None
Steal from Thiel (18:25:33): McDonalds got hacked lol
George Soros Butt Slave (18:26:38): If I was going to hack McDonald's I'd do something much better than that tbh fam
Steal from Thiel (18:28:49): "Free McDoubles for the next 24 hours!"
George Soros Butt Slave (18:32:03): Exactly
George Soros Butt Slave (18:32:20): "Show your ass to get a free mcflurry!"
George Soros Butt Slave (20:13:34): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:17:33): Your 4 hearts.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (20:18:26): I ain't got just four stomachs. My three extra hearts provide me with all my meat beating needs
Steal from Thiel (21:34:58): None
Steal from Thiel (21:35:08): This is why economists have no business in politics. wtf is this lol
George Soros Butt Slave (21:42:01): It's the circle of life
Steal from Thiel (21:42:58): This was printed in the Economists. Dude says there's three defining features, having democratic leanings, having republican leanings, and having libertarian leanings. \xa0TFW no Marx \ufffd
Steal from Thiel (21:53:50): what time you guys wanna embrace our southern roots on saturday
George Soros Butt Slave (22:13:25): They're open 10 - 8
George Soros Butt Slave (22:13:37): Only thing that has me worried is snow since you guys are coming from far away
Steal from Thiel (22:13:51): they don't like us city slickers?
Friday, 17 March 2017
Steal from Thiel (08:26:06): We get there in the morning?
Steal from Thiel (08:28:59): Pete cancel your honeymoon to Hawaii, Fox news says to boycott Hawaii because a federal judge there overruled the travel ban even though they have no refugees there currently lol
George Soros Butt Slave (08:29:49): It's filled to the brim with panty sniffing Japanese though
Steal from Thiel (08:37:45): You guys ever actually watch Fox news? Ive been watching it a few hours a day just because it's all that my mom keeps on and I think it's starting to affect me mentally
Steal from Thiel (08:37:48): CUCKKKKKK
Steal from Thiel (08:48:50): \nOh God now they're saying it's a good thing for Veterans now that Trump ordered to have his portrait in all VA buildings since some didn't have it. "This is good for veterans" because now they can look at the great leader while you're getting treated for an injury sustained from where he sent you lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:59:28): Hey. Where Obama sent him
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:59:45): Blame the black guy
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (08:59:51): That's Trumps motto
Steal from Thiel (09:00:18): True it was where Obama sent for now, you right it was darkies fault
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:00:41): None
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:00:46): It's the day of my people
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:00:52): Binge drinkers
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (09:01:25): Space commie?
Steal from Thiel (09:03:11): None
Steal from Thiel (09:03:38): Star trek was low key commie propaganda
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:04:33): Counter point
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:04:41): None
Steal from Thiel (09:05:44): Yo the kid in that movie every line he has is just a fucking guilt trip
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:06:39): Sounds like my wife
George Soros Butt Slave (09:07:10): Star Trek was obvious commie propaganda, isn't the premise that theres a one world order and global space communism
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:07:27): Also. Everything about that
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:07:34): Like the world just stopped
George Soros Butt Slave (09:07:37): That's why the cast was so diverse
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:07:45): No more plays and shit were written
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:07:52): They always did stuff from our time
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:08:25): They need a space free market
George Soros Butt Slave (09:09:53): Self correcting space free market baby
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:46:30): My coworkers are taking about politics
Steal from Thiel (09:46:48): Wew lad. Did you come out yet as a libertarian?
George Soros Butt Slave (09:46:59): You know what you must do, beast man
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:47:08): Kill me all?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:47:10): Em
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:47:13): Not me
Steal from Thiel (09:47:16): What are they talking about
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:47:38): How trump is a hypocrite and you are stupid if you voted for him
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:47:43): One of those is true
Steal from Thiel (09:48:35): Have you talked politics with them at all
Steal from Thiel (09:48:53): You also didn't vote Trump right you voted Gary J?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:51:31): Yup
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:51:49): But I also hate when people think Hilliary was the better option
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (09:52:11): She was the worst and the Democratic Party was in more flames then the RNC
Steal from Thiel (09:55:19): Bu-bu-but Slay Kweeeen
George Soros Butt Slave (10:08:47): Gary J is my nigga
George Soros Butt Slave (10:08:53): Gary Smoke That J
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:10:42): Gary n Mary,\nSmoking some trees\nS-M-O-K-I-N-G
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (10:12:37): First comes coughs\nThen comes laughter\nThen comes munchies and itis after
Steal from Thiel (10:39:37): Damn Josh you a poet and didn't even realize said fact
Steal from Thiel (11:41:22): man i wish i still had coworkers to listen to their political conversations \ufffd instead now I just try to shoehorn it into conversations about factoring polynomials
Steal from Thiel (11:52:41): "See, you have to take out an X out of each term, like how Trump want's to take the Meixcans out of each state"
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (12:05:45): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VMGPrs-sOIY
George Soros Butt Slave (12:23:32): Now that's what I'm talking about
George Soros Butt Slave (15:37:04): ya boy just requested to have more work & responsibilites at my job with no additional pay
George Soros Butt Slave (15:37:14): (I'm that boy)
George Soros Butt Slave (15:39:13): also hows 12 or 1 sound tomorrow for shootin'
George Soros Butt Slave (15:39:22): we can get lunch or dinner after
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:40:26): Works for me
Steal from Thiel (15:43:08): cool beans
Steal from Thiel (15:43:11): and did you request it
Steal from Thiel (15:43:15): or did they request that you request it
George Soros Butt Slave (15:44:12): i requested it
George Soros Butt Slave (15:44:19): they said they were doing some new program thing at work
George Soros Butt Slave (15:44:26): and i emailed my manager to say i wanted to be involved in any way
George Soros Butt Slave (15:44:32): so they are dropping my name to the person in charge
George Soros Butt Slave (15:44:40): i get a $0 salary increase
George Soros Butt Slave (15:44:45): but my company gets A LOT
Steal from Thiel (15:45:01): oh pete you bootlicker
Steal from Thiel (15:45:37): at least you'll get the TeamPlayer achievement unlocked
George Soros Butt Slave (15:45:44): im going to "accidentally" call my boss mom too
George Soros Butt Slave (15:45:46): see where that goes
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (15:45:58): I'm drunk at work for the 3rd day this week
Steal from Thiel (15:46:01): you might be lucky and she might have a Oedipus thing
George Soros Butt Slave (15:46:08): let's hope not
George Soros Butt Slave (15:46:12): and good for you marc
Steal from Thiel (15:46:29): Marc are you sure you have a job and don't just go to the bar after you tell your parent's your going to "work"
George Soros Butt Slave (15:46:30): i cant wait to chug beer as soon as i get out of this bitch
Steal from Thiel (15:47:10): Saw a bunch of green jabronis in metuchen before
George Soros Butt Slave (15:53:04): ok heres an update from RTSP
George Soros Butt Slave (15:53:06): Unfortunately, we do not take reservations. The package price covers the first person, and each additional person is $10. Three people can be accommodated per port, so a group of 6 will need 2 separate ports. The beginners package will cost each port $85, plus tax for all three people. If you have any additional questions, please do not hesitate to contact me further.
George Soros Butt Slave (15:53:36): so with 6 of us going we need two ports, comes out to $28~ per person which is nice
Steal from Thiel (15:53:41): so 85+tax?
Steal from Thiel (15:53:42): ohh ok
Steal from Thiel (15:53:44): that's not bad
George Soros Butt Slave (15:53:57): yea 28.30 plus tax
Steal from Thiel (15:54:08): you mean plus theft
George Soros Butt Slave (15:54:11): \ufffd
George Soros Butt Slave (15:54:14): well
George Soros Butt Slave (15:54:20): unless we want to do a different package with a different gun
Steal from Thiel (15:54:27): im cool with the beginners
Steal from Thiel (15:54:48): it's like they say, gotta learn to walk before you can run, gotta learn to kill a man with a pistol before you can kill a man with an AR
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:54:49): Yeah but we have to ask about ammunition
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:55:26): Like does the 3 person package have the same amount of ammo allotted to the group as just one person
George Soros Butt Slave (15:55:26): well the package includes one box of ammo
George Soros Butt Slave (15:55:29): we can probably buy another
George Soros Butt Slave (15:55:37): something tells me that it's going to be one box per port
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:56:21): I'm not trying to fire just 10 rounds
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:56:24): I want the whole box
George Soros Butt Slave (15:56:26): yea same
George Soros Butt Slave (15:56:34): but either way it seems fairly affordableb
George Soros Butt Slave (15:56:43): better than i first expected
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (15:57:00): Definitely something we need to ask.
George Soros Butt Slave (15:57:11): absolutely
George Soros Butt Slave (15:58:23): id say our best bet is to go there and talk to the employee, find out what we want
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:41:03): Fuck. I forgot that I have to drop my parents off at the airport at noon tomorrow.
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:41:39): How far is the range from Newark?
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:41:49): I might have to meet you there
George Soros Butt Slave (16:42:32): probably 35 minutes
George Soros Butt Slave (16:42:43): thats how long it takes me to get there from where i live and im like 10 miles from newark
George Soros Butt Slave (16:43:05): it's right off route 10. we can meet at jessies place or at the range, she lives very close to it
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:43:28): K
Steal from Thiel (16:49:25): kk
George Soros Butt Slave (16:49:36): kkk
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:49:54): Hiel
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:50:01): So I still need a ride
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (16:53:13): Is it just the four of us going?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:53:47): Do my slaves count as people?
George Soros Butt Slave (16:53:52): jessie & my brother are also coming, plus marcs slaves
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:54:23): Well that's just 1 and 1/5 person
Steal from Thiel (16:55:18): Got 6 slaves huh
Steal from Thiel (16:55:25): yea, I can do math WHAT
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:55:50): Brah
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:55:53): 2
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:56:03): They count as 3/5
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:56:11): So 6/5
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:56:43): WE LET THIS NIGHA TRY TO SAY TAX THE RICH MORE NIGGA CANT DO FRACTIONS
Steal from Thiel (16:58:48): oh right 3/5ths
Steal from Thiel (16:58:56): i only know math if it involves letters, im not a number person!
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (16:59:36): Fag+got=U
Steal from Thiel (17:02:46): how drunk are, that math doesn't make any sense
Steal from Thiel (17:02:51): its fag+got=me
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:25:11): I don't do numbers. I'm. It a NERD
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:25:32): I can never work a normal job
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:47:40): None
Steal from Thiel (17:56:57): i dont understand this at all but i like it
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (17:59:30): I feel that's your answer a lot
Steal from Thiel (18:01:48): thats how i got into communism
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:02:19): At least you figured it out.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:02:46): I don't understand and I hate it. That's how I went libertarian
Steal from Thiel (18:03:42): Oh I thought it was cause you didn't understand economics \ufffd
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:04:05): How's fractions coming there ?
Steal from Thiel (18:04:32): Well enough to get paid to teach em \ufffd
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:04:51): Same with me and drinking.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:05:00): My job shouldn't be real
Steal from Thiel (18:05:07): I agree lol
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:05:24): But I get money and free shit.
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:05:37): Who knew when you control millions of dollars people like you
Steal from Thiel (18:08:30): like you, or sucking up to you????
Steal from Thiel (18:09:08): you should listen to the obscure song pill in ebiza! being rich ain't so easy, you might have fake freindships!
George Soros Butt Slave (18:31:41): #NoNewFriends
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (18:31:52): Drake
Steal from Thiel (19:22:43): http://elitedaily.com/dating/sex-robot-romanced/1829768/
Steal from Thiel (19:23:10): Because people buy sex robots because they're so good at romancing women to put out
George Soros Butt Slave (20:08:47): So let's meet up at Jessie's place around 1, we can get food after we shoot at this good place nearby
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:13:35): Sounds good
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:13:50): Nigga I need a ride. Commie. You like sharing
George Soros Butt Slave (20:18:25): Her address is 100 Center Grove Road, Randolph NJ. Apartment 4-8
Steal from Thiel (20:28:16): You're a libertarian, you like paying
Steal from Thiel (20:28:22): It's all on josh
George Soros Butt Slave (20:36:01): This is a spicy argument
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (20:36:37): Your Italian. You like pasta
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (21:04:01): Don't rely on me for a ride. I'm driving to Newark airport
Steal from Thiel (21:05:05): Right. My cars kind of fucked right now. I'll see what I can arrange with lori or my mom's car
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (21:11:20): Tell your mom you are exercising your second amendment right
Steal from Thiel (23:34:39): Haley's letting me use her car so we good
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (23:35:05): Sweet. What time you want to pick me up
Steal from Thiel (23:35:10): She's got a online psych conference for continuing education credits all day so I'll be riding in the style of the Honda
Steal from Thiel (23:35:40): What time we meeting at RTSP, 1pm?
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (23:36:06): Aren't we going to Jessie's
Steal from Thiel (23:36:23): Oh ok so Jessie's by 1 pm?
Saturday, 18 March 2017
George Soros Butt Slave (00:29:55): Yea be there by 1 sounds good
George Soros Butt Slave (00:30:08): RTSP is like five minutes from where she is I think
Steal from Thiel (00:30:12): Kk
Steal from Thiel (00:44:12): Ok Marc I'll scoop you around noon since it takes about an hour
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:48:15): Sounds good
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:10:48): Hitting gym. Now
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (10:10:48): 2 guns
George Soros Butt Slave (10:11:12): They're gonna charge us extra if you bring those guns in
George Soros Butt Slave (13:19:29): Where ya at Jew boy
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:23:48): Outside
George Soros Butt Slave (18:40:38): I'm still trying to figure out what guns we shot today
George Soros Butt Slave (18:40:50): Might be a smith and Wesson one, looks like it kind of
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (18:41:50): I'm\u200b surprised I didn't even bother to look.
Steal from Thiel (19:02:18): Yea normally your anal about detials
George Soros Butt Slave (19:03:57): Long shot (hurrr durr) but did anyone happen to get a picture of me shooting lol
George Soros Butt Slave (19:04:16): Wanna give it to my boss so she doesn't hassle me this week
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (19:06:18): I did not. My b
George Soros Butt Slave (19:06:40): All good
George Soros Butt Slave (19:07:59): Dat trigger discipline
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (19:08:38): Where my shot at
George Soros Butt Slave (19:08:52): None
George Soros Butt Slave (19:09:02): None
Sunday, 19 March 2017
GroupMe (00:02:53): George Soros Butt Slave changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (00:03:13): George Soros Butt Slave changed the group's name to Gun Fever
Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People (07:14:21): None
GroupMe (07:14:44): Alex Jones and the Temple of Lizard People changed name to Glock it too me
GroupMe (08:54:48): George Soros Butt Slave changed name to No Safety No Problem
GroupMe (09:21:50): Steal from Thiel changed name to My Gun Is My Metal Penis
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:26:49): https://youtu.be/FObVW2abE68
No Safety No Problem (09:39:17): Tracy Morgan knew what was up
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:11:54): I'm looking into workouts again and shit to fill all this newfound time I have once I stopped being a pothead. Is this body attainable Natty?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:12:03): http://i.imgur.com/nLhLRVx.jpg
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:12:59): Or is spongebob juicing
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (16:30:37): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (16:30:43): Meat, it's what's for dinner a durrr
Monday, 20 March 2017
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:18:47): I'm thinking about going to the municipality today for gun license papers. Marc, Josh, you want one?
Glock it too me (08:19:07): Yea pick me up one
Glock it too me (08:19:41): Fill mine out as my true name. Funk master flex
No Safety No Problem (08:21:10): make sure to include on the form that this isn't even your final form
No Safety No Problem (08:21:53): also jessie has the gun fever too, we should head back to RTSP in april or may or whatever and try some higher caliber guns
Glock it too me (08:22:28): "Sir we need to see your group chat to make sure you are mentally stable"\n\n"I'll just leave now"
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:28:13): im so down. i've been looking up AR-15 prices and they're are actually some cheap ones like 500-600 for a quality AR-15
Glock it too me (08:28:49): They shoot .22 right
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:29:02): i'll have to double check on that
No Safety No Problem (08:29:09): are you really going to buy an AR15 lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:29:15): why not lol
Glock it too me (08:29:24): They are cheap and very customizable
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:29:32): i mean that's about it. im not gonna be a gun obsessed guy, i just want 1 pistol 1 ar-15
Glock it too me (08:29:44): It's the Honda Civic of guns
No Safety No Problem (08:29:46): just to get the basics covered
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:29:46): and then anything that's on sale
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:29:56): and then a RPG when the times right
No Safety No Problem (08:30:38): maybe just a .50cal for fun
Glock it too me (08:31:02): I'll just go glock or a full automatic drum barrel modified ak that was fitted to .20 gauge bunch shot
Glock it too me (08:31:11): The simple home defense stuff
No Safety No Problem (08:31:14): i need that for home defense
No Safety No Problem (08:31:15): lolol
No Safety No Problem (08:31:34): that way my home is ready for any Skyfall-type situation that may arise
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:31:45): i kept thinking of gun fever 2 while we were there, taking a gun to look at and pointing it at the guy behind the counter
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:31:52): then i think mohawk mike would have kileld me though
No Safety No Problem (08:32:06): yea i liked how the instructors told us that they were very prepared to kill us
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:32:15): honestly it did make me feel safer
No Safety No Problem (08:32:22): "if you bring this gun behind the red line i will think you are threatening us and you will not like what i do next"
No Safety No Problem (08:32:24): goddamn
No Safety No Problem (08:32:27): ok mike
No Safety No Problem (08:32:35): message received
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:32:45): damn mike i just wanna shoot zombie pictures
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:33:42): honestly though they seem liked they are probably really chill people once you know what you're doing who's hobby just happens to be shooting potential life ending bullets
Glock it too me (08:34:07): "I'm prepared to kill all of you just incase you don't use leave the gun port right side up
Glock it too me (08:34:15): No pressure
No Safety No Problem (08:34:33): i might even kill one of you just to remind you that the threat is always there
Glock it too me (08:35:02): Tex would be a good shooting instructor
No Safety No Problem (08:35:25): ya'll ever heard of smith and wesson?
Glock it too me (08:35:44): That story is going to be told st my wedding isn't it
No Safety No Problem (08:35:54): i would trust tex with my life, even though his accent ended halfway through my conversation with him
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:35:55): I remember Marc back when he was Tex
No Safety No Problem (08:36:00): it was a pretty great story
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:36:02): Wife: "Wait what?"
No Safety No Problem (08:36:10): "we'll talk later"
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:36:21): "Don't make a scene you dumb bitch this is M DAY"
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:36:25): "Tex's day"
Glock it too me (08:36:48): Let's be real the story might be told at Pete's wedding
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:37:03): gotta impress the bridesmaids somehow
No Safety No Problem (08:38:34): im going to a sorority alum semiformal in april marc, ill need your best tips for a GDI
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:38:52): None
Glock it too me (08:57:40): Best tip. Don't be GDI
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:58:18): youre a GDA now pet
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:58:19): pete
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:58:21): a God Damn Adult
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:22:47): Anyone interested in spring soccer? Singing up today. Lori is too. Most people are playing are in the 35-49 range so even if you're not good as long as you can run you'll be good lol
Glock it too me (11:56:51): Can I be Vinnie Jones?
No Safety No Problem (12:03:48): If you think I can run you are very wrong
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:19:30): every team needs a vinnie jones
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:17:18): rip David Rockfeller
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:26:41): None
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:29:25): Who dat
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:29:34): And who is Vinnie Jones
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:33:51): David Rockafeller, of Rockafeller family, billionaire, just had his 6th heart transplant 2 years ago at age 99
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:36:17): The fuck was he eating do have destroyed 7 hearts
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:37:28): who knows. Vinnie jones is ex soccer goon who became an actor after his soccer career, where he often plays a hard man
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:37:48): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdsJnQrI-kU
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:37:53): this is typical vinnie jones
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:43:21): Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that the Juggernaut was a pansy as soccer player
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:43:46): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLhO2i4cTco
Alex & Don's Executive Adventure (13:52:38): Was he any good or was he just a dick?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:53:27): kind of before my time but general consensus is that he was just a dick lol
Glock it too me (15:06:14): I'm gunna make these old fucks my bitch
Glock it too me (15:06:23): I'm gunna get a red card
Glock it too me (15:06:32): And they get a white ambulance
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (16:04:09): Lol if you do want to join it's 95 bucks for a season all games on Sundays either 3 or 430, got Lori to do it too so maybe Jackie or one of Lori's other soccer friends will join
GroupMe (16:08:05): Alex & Don's Executive Adventure changed name to Amendment #2 Is My #1
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:00:15): took you a while to think of that gem eh
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (17:02:17): I see you like to hide behind amendment #1, boy. That there is some slimy liberal smack talk I hear coming from your mouth, boy.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:04:40): bu-bu-but muh freeze peach
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (17:05:09): Boy, one more word and I swear.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:05:29): jewish
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (17:05:45): Oi vey, boy.
No Safety No Problem (17:08:48): Durrrrrr
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:16:26): Marc, you have any interest in seeing Tim and Eric live in NYC, boy?
Glock it too me (21:16:38): When
Glock it too me (21:16:43): I would
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:17:24): July 14th 8pm
Glock it too me (21:18:01): Let me check. But pencil me in for yes
Glock it too me (21:18:13): Where are they gunna be ?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:18:37): A theater
Glock it too me (21:18:49): Which one
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:18:50): Or coliseum
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:18:59): Or garden
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:19:10): Boy, quit it with your questions
No Safety No Problem (21:19:20): I said BOY
Glock it too me (21:20:53): They are at the Town Hall
Glock it too me (21:21:05): Theater district
Glock it too me (21:21:13): Aka FaggotTown
Tuesday, 21 March 2017
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:46:21): Tomi Lahren suspended from the blaze for being pro choice lol
Glock it too me (08:48:52): Talk about benching your star player
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:51:45): Now they're just gonna hire look a like Lauren southern
Glock it too me (08:52:24): I'd have a threesome with both of those two
Glock it too me (08:52:55): Hitting it from behind and they are saying gays are destroying America
No Safety No Problem (08:58:29): Who is Toni Lahren
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:09:23): Blonde conservative/libertarian woman who went on daily show some months back, YouTube personality turned "reporter"
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:09:43): None
No Safety No Problem (09:10:04): Oh yikes
No Safety No Problem (09:16:24): All the servers are down at work, so glad I dragged myself in today
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:19:15): Time to gossip about IT
No Safety No Problem (09:19:35): We don't even have onsite IT
No Safety No Problem (09:19:38): That's the worst part
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:26:31): Marc, I need to know today if you're coming to Tim and Eric in July, boy. Tickets go on sale tomorrow, boy. Capisce?
No Safety No Problem (09:27:47): That's Italian for "please provide an update as soon as possible"
No Safety No Problem (10:13:48): So a few weeks ago I bought two boxes of girl scout cookies from my fat coworker's daughter
No Safety No Problem (10:13:52): this morning she IMs me
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:14:20): There's been a recall, boy?
No Safety No Problem (10:14:22): and says that my cookies came in yesterday when I was working from home, and she left them on my desk, but then had a moment of weakness and ate an entire sleeve of cookies from one box and then most of the cookies from a sleeve of the other box
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:15:55): Holy shit
No Safety No Problem (10:15:57): wish i was making this shit up lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:16:02): Lmao
No Safety No Problem (10:16:09): my response to her was "good thing i didn't give you the money up front LOL"
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:16:28): /r/fatpeoplestories
No Safety No Problem (10:16:43): she literally just walked over to my desk and ate the equivalent of an entire box of cookies
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:16:56): Lmao she should expect the full amount if she ate half the cookies
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:17:04): Shouldnt
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:17:50): Moment of weakness = eating an entire box of cookies lol
No Safety No Problem (10:18:12): she said she has extra boxes so she'll bring them in tomorrow
No Safety No Problem (10:18:22): and i didnt pay her any moeny yet anyway so i don't really care
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:18:37): That's a hour of weakness just in eating time
No Safety No Problem (10:19:02): somehow i doubt that it took her an entire hour to eat that lol
No Safety No Problem (10:19:10): i bet it was more like 15 minutes
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:19:42): Still more than a "moment" lol
No Safety No Problem (10:21:19): she said she shared some of the second sleeve
No Safety No Problem (10:21:27): but i'd question how much was shared
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:23:35): Lol my money is on she's ashamed to say it was all her
No Safety No Problem (10:29:58): nah she has no shame
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:38:10): How big is this woman
Glock it too me (10:44:37): It was genetics that made her do it
Glock it too me (10:47:03): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:47:45): I do feel bad that people my not be aware exactly how addictive sugar is
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:47:54): So they're addicted and don't even know it
Glock it too me (10:48:02): Just do meth
Glock it too me (10:48:25): Crystals. White. Makes you hyped
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:48:32): As long as tooth retention is low on your list of priorities
Glock it too me (10:48:40): One gets you skinny. Other fat
Glock it too me (10:48:58): Sugar causes cavaties
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:49:22): True meth just causes the shadow people to come out
Glock it too me (10:50:07): Thing o learned. This is 100% false
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:52:58): Yea I thought it was weird from the get go, like I can taste sweet everywhere on my tongue sour everywhere etc lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:58:31): also no way petes coworker could fit a that many cookies on just the tip of her tongue
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (11:04:22): Marc, boy. Let me know now, boy. If you don't, I ain't buying you a ticket, boy.
No Safety No Problem (11:06:16): brian i'd say my coworker is like 5'1" or 5'2" and around 250lbs
No Safety No Problem (11:06:20): she is perfectly spherical
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (11:07:04): Just my type, boys
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:25:44): just did some guessing on the how much petes coworker ate, about 1200 calories and 90 grams of sugar
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:25:49): and you know she probabaly ate lunch lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:20:12): i found the picture im going to save till next thanksgiving to start a family political fight
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:20:28): None
No Safety No Problem (13:21:11): what does that even mean lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:21:29): well we're not at war with yemen and syria
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:22:16): we do air strikes on the regular, so much that we actually ran out of bombs last year after dropping 26,000, one every 20 minutes, but we're not at war because we don't have soldiers there and congress hasn't declared it lol
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:25:06): https://theintercept.com/2017/03/16/seal-team-6-attempted-a-second-yemen-raid-one-month-after-botched-operation/
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:25:21): oh, Death Team 6, nice
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:25:23): https://theintercept.com/2017/03/09/women-and-children-in-yemeni-village-recall-horror-of-trumps-highly-successful-seal-raid/
Glock it too me (13:26:52): I'm in
Glock it too me (13:27:11): For Tim and Eric and death squads
No Safety No Problem (13:28:00): you're too late on the death squads \ufffd
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:28:30): \u201cThere are times when I stand up in front of a full-length mirror and act like a contortionist. I twist my neck and I stare at my ass. My fat butt cheeks aren\u2019t a particularly edifying spectacle, but that\u2019s not really the point. I look at them and I think: \u201cThere are so many wounds back there, even if you can\u2019t see them.\u201d One tremor after another, tearing through my skin. An earthquake, with an epicenter right there, sharp and violent, without a shock wave, and over time it\u2019s taught me a lesson: my ass is earthquake-proof. Sat on benches that have never stopped swaying and shaking, that ass has had to withstand every level of the Richter scale."
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:29:01): this is from a soccer coaches biography btw lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:34:41): https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=88&feature=youtu.be&v=s0hEFxhr0Cw
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:34:51): legal analyst sounds exactly like charlie kelly lol
Glock it too me (17:35:05): I just IMed my supervisor "don't forget I am a cruel and angry God"
Wednesday, 22 March 2017
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:08:40): I buying 4 tickets to Tim and Eric, boys.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:09:59): Sale starts at 10am, so I need to know ASAP if other people were trying to tag along, boys.
No Safety No Problem (09:10:16): Sounds good to me
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:12:04): I think Haley would rather shoot herself
No Safety No Problem (09:15:14): Yea I don't need Jessie divorcing me after she finds out what it means to make your bub-bubs bounce
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:19:47): I can imagine it now boys, like one of the "trying on different dresses" scenes in a movie, having to decide between tumblers and pumpers.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:22:54): Marc, do you have any idea what you're in for, boy?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:08:26): So the seats reserved for Amex members are pretty shitty. Should I wait until Friday?
No Safety No Problem (10:09:06): How shitty are we talking bout
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:09:55): None
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:10:32): no clue if the ticket price will increase, but it might be worth waiting, especially if we can get seats closer to the stage
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:10:56): But then we might get wet
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:11:16): I need to know now
No Safety No Problem (10:12:05): Yea might as well wait and then jump on it asap
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:12:22): yeah
No Safety No Problem (10:12:30): There's only like one set of seats there that would be tolerable imo
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:13:03): None
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:13:30): even when i select for just 1 ticket, the presale Amex tickets are extremely limted
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:14:01): looks like they're reserving the good seats for general ticketing
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:14:15): pete, you think they'll jack up the prices on friday?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:14:25): you have the most experience with live shows
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:20:09): What are the current prices like
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:21:19): $42 for seats furthest from stage or $47 for closer
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:21:32): Ah ok that's not bad at all
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:21:49): yeah but the good seats will probably be more
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:23:06): Marc, whats the name of your company? is it by chance AEG? they have presale tickets open to employees starting tomorrow
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:24:54): wait, for whatever reason, they're opening more seats now that are close to the stage
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:28:03): None
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:30:07): im gonna wait a few minutes to see if even more open up
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:30:16): if they do I'm just gonna pounce
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:31:16): None
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:31:25): changing by the minute, we may luck out
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:32:15): I wouldn't mind being left side if we're close
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:32:22): I see a few sets of 4
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:33:01): I'm ok with that too but center is obviously preferable. I'll wait a few minutes
Glock it too me (10:35:39): Tim and Eric was adult swim right
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:35:48): yeah
Glock it too me (10:38:01): Okay
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:47:36): so it doesnt look like any more seats are gonna open up today. let's take a vote. \n\nwho wants to get the seats off to the left of the stage (NOW) AND who would like to wait for better seats to open up on friday morning (WAIT)
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:47:41): cast your votes now
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:58:57): I vote WAIT. \n1. seats on friday will definitely be much better. \n2. the ones that are currently available are just OK\n3. my wifi connection right now is shit, so its hard to say if the seating chart I'm seeing right now is actually reflective of current availability
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:59:04): Now
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:59:06): Ah
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:59:52): 4. the seats we wouldve taken today have already been sold. at least i think (based on seating chart I can see right now)
No Safety No Problem (10:59:52): i'd say wait
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (11:00:00): http://www1.ticketmaster.com/event/0300526D04F2D21E?f_tmol_checkout=true&ab=m_efeat4517v2Control#efeat4212
No Safety No Problem (11:00:08): but you'd have to watch the site like a hawk, like you're registering for classes or something
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:00:24): Wait then
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (11:00:27): i dont mind
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (11:00:35): ill do it friday morning before work
No Safety No Problem (11:00:43): ideally we'd want to get in the orchestra
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (11:00:51): yeah
No Safety No Problem (11:00:58): i dont even mind the sides
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (11:01:16): i wanna get sopping wet like a merry little crimbus bush
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (11:01:23): right up front
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (11:02:22): so i count 3 WAITs. Marc, your vote is now negligible.
No Safety No Problem (11:02:37): what am i gonna get, gotta keep it trim and wet
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:03:22): Btw don't ask wait or now then give a bunch of PROPAGANDA for wait
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:03:29): #resist
No Safety No Problem (11:04:41): #ImWithHim
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (11:05:12): so present your argument for NOW you liberal, money-grubbing, hippie-loving commie scum
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:05:36): Btw I heard someone say recently how shitty the "I'm with her" thing is and how she could have made it "she's with you" to be much better lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:06:17): We can not put a time table on justice like you libtards like to do. Shrim needs to be seen ASAP, not only when it convenient for us, the audience class
No Safety No Problem (11:13:48): i like I'm With Her because it contains the word WITHER
No Safety No Problem (11:13:54): which is what hillary is going through as her health fails
No Safety No Problem (11:18:22): http://thehill.com/homenews/media/325160-chelsea-clinton-to-get-lifetime-achievement-award
No Safety No Problem (11:18:40): take a good hard look at our future POTUS
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:28:47): She recently got put on the Expedia board for 45k a year + 250k in stock
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:29:08): Following in mama "Walmart board" Clinton's footsteps!
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:33:04): Also how do you get a lifetime achievement award without even making it to middle age lol
No Safety No Problem (11:52:38): It's like when Lena Dunham wrote an autobiography at age 27 lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:53:23): To be fair though her life may as well be over
No Safety No Problem (11:54:04): Lena no \U0001f622
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:18:54): my brother is absolutely ridiculous. i went to pick him up from work. on the drive home, he gets a phone call. its some solar panel salesman. steve asks if he can beat 8.5 cents a kilowatt, cause thats our current rate apparently. salesman says yes, I can. steve says well I want to make sure thats our rate so leave your card in my mailbox and I'll get back to you. I'm like wait what, mailbox? is he at our house? Steve says he is. Not two minutes later, my mom calls steve, saying there's a solar panel guy here to see steve. Steve flips out, "tell him to go away, I just talked to him and told him I'll get back to him etc" and then hangs up. Then he starts bitching to me about why my mom would answer the door. I'm like because it's 4 pm and someone rang the doorbell and thats what normal people do?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:19:04): So we get back to my street and there's a jeep in front our mailbox. Steve's like oh shit why is he still here, take it around and go slowly in the cul de sac and maybe he'll leave by the time we turn around, but he didn't. So steve asks me to drive past and park on another street. So I do drive past and we drive around wright street then king street and I tell him were going back after king street idc cause this is ridiculous now. Before we can finish king street, my mom calls again, it turned out it was Tim at our mailbox the entire time
No Safety No Problem (17:21:54): If I ever win the lottery I'm going to give you a million dollars in exchange for you sitting around telling me Steve stories every day
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:26:41): Then we asked him to clean out the sink since I just wasted my time driving him around our local streets to avoid this salesman who was really time and he had a bitch fit about it lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:31:22): I told you about the time he ate ketchup right
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:45:46): the time he "ran away" police and the whole neighborhood was out looking for him and he was across the street with gary playing vidya
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (19:10:03): oh the time he took a girl on a date to mcdonalds
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (19:10:10): Who's Tim?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (19:10:37): lori's friend who is a boy but not a boyfriend at the moment
No Safety No Problem (19:37:49): Me love you long Tim
Glock it too me (19:38:17): The saga of long hair mark comes to an end on Saturday
No Safety No Problem (19:38:34): Rip man bun
No Safety No Problem (19:38:45): You going full skinhead?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (19:38:48): WHY, BOY?
Glock it too me (19:39:05): It's getting annoying
Glock it too me (19:39:18): And just call me Eddie norton
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (19:39:43): Same reason I cut my hair when it got long
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:24:32): marc pete you guys use anything other than protein powder/creatine for working out
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:26:45): Chicken breast, bruh
Glock it too me (21:30:35): Fish oil is good for your liver
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:30:49): what about gains
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:34:03): i've already stopped drinking for my liver I ain't do a lick more for it ya hear
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:34:09): its on its own now
No Safety No Problem (21:35:13): Just whey
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:40:25): Allegedly hemp protein powder is good
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:40:44): I said I'm sober stop with your hippie voodoo
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:41:19): oh shit it's actually super fiberous i take that back
No Safety No Problem (22:28:35): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoL-ooApEJU
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:29:24): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drJWxMLrpE0
Glock it too me (22:53:43): Can we watch hackers
Glock it too me (22:53:47): Seems so shotty
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:53:59): i was thinking we need to
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:53:59): it's so bad it's good
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:54:06): it's where I got that "mess with the best die like the rest" line lol
Thursday, 23 March 2017
No Safety No Problem (13:43:29): https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/421398464472162304
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:48:13): Wut
No Safety No Problem (15:02:28): There's a trump tweet for every occasion
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (15:49:29): I Love Trucks
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (15:55:43): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (16:12:14): Think of all the poor millionaire who lost their healthcare!
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (16:14:17): I love that you can tweet right at the president and reply directly lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (16:48:05): None
No Safety No Problem (16:48:53): Lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:12:24): \u201cThat\u2019s the story,\u201d Trump said as the interview ended. \u201cHey look, in the meantime, I guess, I can\u2019t be doing so badly, because I\u2019m president, and you\u2019re not. You know.\u201d
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:20:10): I think Tim is longer my sisters friend who is a boy but rather a boy who is a friend, a boyfriend
No Safety No Problem (17:21:17): Is he a cross fitter
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:21:34): If not he will be
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:12:05): Bernie Sanders asked me to run against my dad. Got a text from someone at "Our Revolution" aka Bernie Sanders democrats, asking me if I'm interested in running for local democratic roles, right now being county committee people. \xa0I told my mom about it. \xa0She said her and my dad are the current Committee people for our district lol.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (22:13:20): Did you respond?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:14:21): Not yet. If I wasn't in the middle of job training getting a new job etc I'd definitely consider it
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:14:30): I got the hair for it
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:14:42): I just have to work on my baby kissing qualities
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (22:23:54): So I'm ordering tickets tomorrow at 10 am. If possible, I'm getting front row seats or as close to the stage as possible, barring the case of ridiculous ticket prices.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:24:14): awww yeaaaa
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (22:24:24): Any objections?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:24:33): I just hope they don't ask for suggestions because I won't be able to think of anything besides references to shit they themselves have made
Friday, 24 March 2017
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:04:18): i'm gonna keep trying, but ticketmaster is saying that there are zero tickets available
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:04:20): None
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:05:19): None
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:07:03): maybe the orchestra really just sold out in the first minute on Wednesday. I may have fucked up.
No Safety No Problem (10:12:46): http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz222/tirmgea/ya-blew-it.jpg
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:13:05): god damn it
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:13:21): tickets are available on stub hub
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:14:13): So WAIT party failed us again good job your propaganda fooled us all
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:14:41): we can still go
No Safety No Problem (10:20:18): My bub bubs can still bounce from the back row
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:49:47): whats the census on road tripping to see T&E?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:52:24): Ok by me
No Safety No Problem (10:58:50): Isn't it in NYC
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:22:58): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:23:24): Too many bumper stickers lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:23:42): Also is Marc dead where he at
No Safety No Problem (13:24:09): Rip @Glock it too me
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:24:54): I like the truck having both a Trump sticker and a Union sticker for Teamsters lol
No Safety No Problem (13:33:39): God damn socialist trump supporting scum
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:27:22): my old boss Tim (the non crazy one just called me) why can't they just let me go god damn get over it
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:27:31): im not even that hot
No Safety No Problem (14:55:59): Lolol
No Safety No Problem (14:56:03): What did he want
No Safety No Problem (14:57:14): also i have to say, out of all of the next gen biz boys, you are the worst at getting fired
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:59:31): You fired me but I can't quit you :(
No Safety No Problem (14:59:47): Brokeback Accounting
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (15:00:47): You can a-count on me coming inside you
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (15:01:05): Also they wanted to know where I got a specific number for a report that I did like a year ago lol
No Safety No Problem (15:02:35): tell em you made it up
No Safety No Problem (15:02:36): then hang up
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (15:03:03): That number? yea, i know where I got it
No Safety No Problem (15:03:14): see ya later
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (15:03:51): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIcz1ZTmnjY
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (15:04:22): number up my ass, gump
Glock it too me (15:16:18): I was doing me job
Glock it too me (15:16:29): Aka eating and drinking free food
No Safety No Problem (15:19:17): i may have to switch careers
No Safety No Problem (15:19:32): because when it comes to free food i'm basically the human equivalent of an nyc pigeon
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (20:18:05): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (20:18:11): Welcome to the phone farm
No Safety No Problem (20:29:00): What the fuck lol
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (20:29:19): I can beat that
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (20:41:11): Steve's phone farm
No Safety No Problem (20:44:02): What is he doing
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:21:00): Breeding\u2026 in the only way he knows how
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:21:30): What are the white dots on some of the phones?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:55:37): I don't understand half of what is going on tbh
No Safety No Problem (22:18:37): Probably for the best
Saturday, 25 March 2017
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:35:28): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:35:33): And the rabbit hole gets deeper
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (08:35:59): $40/day is shit
No Safety No Problem (08:36:08): Is that Steve's autobiography
No Safety No Problem (08:37:46): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:33:38): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:33:45): I'm gonna get raped if I accept this job right
Glock it too me (10:53:51): Or is a sexist
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:59:48): Actually I think his son is probably just super nervous around girls lol
Glock it too me (11:00:28): Send a dick pic and say man enough for you
No Safety No Problem (11:09:36): Or maybe you have to tutor with your shirt off
No Safety No Problem (11:29:48): Use my link to get $5 for signing into the Amazon App the first time: http://amazon.com/mrp?refcust=PETER68631N&ref_=mrp_10005_shr_ss_wl97918_C
No Safety No Problem (11:30:09): I got this for looking st the amazon app on my phone
No Safety No Problem (11:30:21): $5 baby
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:32:33): send it to steve, link for link \ufffd
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:32:51): im learning theres a whole black market for free amazon money
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:39:06): My coding bootcamp has a stereotypical angry gamer in it lol
No Safety No Problem (12:42:03): Tell him that cloud is more iconic than link
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:43:24): He's also part Steve and not just because he also has a lazy eye. He built his laptop from 2 other broke laptops, one screen from one and another's body, but still bitches about dead pixels. And he yells at the TAs for explaining stuff to him he already knows even though he's struggling with the topics and they're just making sure he knows stuff. Also he came like over an hour late lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:43:51): I hate him he's a fucking ass hole and ive only known him 3 days
No Safety No Problem (12:49:29): No offense but if you're getting into programming this comes with the territory, these are now your peers lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:55:22): All the TAs are super chill like office space though and the main instructors are both into Zen teachings and relate to it a lot lol
No Safety No Problem (12:55:51): Just wait till they talk about the gamer gate lecture though
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:56:12): I'm just gonna steer clear about truth in video game journalism
No Safety No Problem (12:57:42): Alright continue to live in your false reality
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:57:56): #FakeVideoGameNews
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:14:12): the angry video game just somehow turned off our tv with the lecutre notes lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:56:52): AVDN (angry video game nerd, for future reference as I think i'll have many more stories), just ended his class session by saying "fuck windows sometimes" because he got a windows update, same thing happened on thursday except he was yelling "FUCK WINDOWS"
No Safety No Problem (13:57:48): I used to watch AVGN all the time back in high school
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:58:07): me too lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:58:10): now i LIVE IT
Glock it too me (22:24:40): None
Glock it too me (22:55:39): I just bought dark dungeons. We need to watch it
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (22:58:26): Tell me more
No Safety No Problem (22:59:40): I'm in
Glock it too me (23:01:11): It's based on a comic that was written by an evangelical guy. It's about how DND leads to the rise and that the works of Tolkien and Lewis are of the Devil. Follows two girls down there dark path or DND and Larping
Glock it too me (23:01:19): Don't want to give it all away
Glock it too me (23:01:26): It's as bad as the room
No Safety No Problem (23:02:28): Is it intentionally cheesy or bad
Glock it too me (23:02:44): Yea
Glock it too me (23:03:02): They made it to make fun of him. But the creator loved it
Glock it too me (23:32:40): I want to be an assistant to a king pin.
Glock it too me (23:32:55): Like in daredevil
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (23:54:20): He died.
Glock it too me (23:59:15): Bonus
Sunday, 26 March 2017
Glock it too me (00:39:15): Why everyone in daredevil give so much shit about saving Hell's Kitchen. It's a 25 block span in midtown. It's like 2 square miles max.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:41:56): Because he's scum who wants to help the POOR
Glock it too me (08:15:20): Hell's Kitchen is midtown. He wants to help the poor head up to Washington heights
Glock it too me (08:18:12): There's the cracked I know and love
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:24:51): Little do they know Donald Trump actually was on WWE, took a cold stone stunner and lived to tell the tale
No Safety No Problem (08:50:39): Marc I did think the Hell's Kitchen thing was weird two
No Safety No Problem (08:50:52): It's like two blocks full of gay theater actors
No Safety No Problem (08:51:08): Maybe if daredevil took place in the 80s it'd make more sense
Glock it too me (08:51:20): It was a really shitty place in the 70s
Glock it too me (08:51:24): Very Irish
No Safety No Problem (08:51:29): Yuck
Glock it too me (08:51:46): Now it's all yuppies with there man buns and tiny dogs
No Safety No Problem (08:52:15): If I lived in a comic book world I'd never step foot near a main city
No Safety No Problem (08:52:34): In NYC you either get raped every five seconds or attacked by cosmic aliens
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:52:57): Marc how can you talk badly about man buns when your hair was long enough to be a hair loaf
Glock it too me (08:53:16): Hey. Hey. That man is dead
No Safety No Problem (08:54:00): http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0e/c2/3d/0ec23d417406b582eb028211f3dddb0b.jpg
No Safety No Problem (08:54:01): Who got sand in your buns Marc
Glock it too me (08:54:22): Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
Glock it too me (08:54:28): Listen and you won't regret
No Safety No Problem (08:54:39): Also how come nobody talks about how Spider-Man killed an innocent man in the first movie
Glock it too me (08:54:40): Be true to yourself don't miss your chance
Glock it too me (08:55:01): Daredevil kills a hooker in his first comic
No Safety No Problem (08:55:15): Yea but that's just a hooker
No Safety No Problem (08:55:21): We've all been there
Glock it too me (08:55:40): You talking about the guy who falls out the window?
Glock it too me (08:56:09): Or that period when he converted to Islam?
No Safety No Problem (08:56:50): Window guy
Glock it too me (08:57:03): That was an accident
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:59:17): Everybody gets one
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:59:22): Civilian kill
Glock it too me (08:59:44): One. Fuck. Can I burrow yours then?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:59:59): I'm saving mine for when I go to DC
Glock it too me (09:00:00): And then all of your extended families ones too?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:01:52): This idea can be made into lame movie called "the slow purge"
No Safety No Problem (09:19:50): You like butter, don't you brian?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:33:33): I'm still proud of that lol
Glock it too me (09:33:52): What did I miss
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:33:54): That was a lot of fun
Glock it too me (09:34:27): There are 2 questions I ask a lot. \n\n1. Was I there \n\n2. How drunk was I
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:34:41): No and a lot I presume
No Safety No Problem (09:34:44): No, probably a lot
Glock it too me (09:35:06): Trick question. It's always a lot
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:35:40): I literally can't stop drinking hahaha help me blerghhhh
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:36:22): Doctor said I have to stop eating fried chicken for breakfast but what does he know nom nom nom help me
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:40:34): I actually made fried chicken last night and gave myself the worst burn of my life on my thumb it was hurting 3 hours, never moving anything in high oil with my have again lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:40:53): I'm a fucking retard lol
No Safety No Problem (09:42:39): Durrrrr
No Safety No Problem (09:42:46): Man I want fried chicken
No Safety No Problem (09:43:03): We all need to go to 86 grill in union, best fried chicken place I've found
No Safety No Problem (09:43:27): They fry it all fresh for you, plus you get 3 big pieces of chicken, a side, biscuit, and drink all for like 7 dollars
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:43:28): Fried chicken is the shit lol I'm down sometime
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:43:50): Damn good deal
No Safety No Problem (09:44:29): I know right
No Safety No Problem (09:44:37): I tell everyone about this place, it's too good
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:49:15): Lol I was looking at reviews and found one by a fag named Pete S
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:49:55): You're a yelper huh? God Yelp us.
No Safety No Problem (09:50:03): \U0001f60f
No Safety No Problem (09:50:08): I love yelp
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:50:38): I like Jen paradises reviews of the airport Chili's or whatever the fuck it was lol
No Safety No Problem (09:50:48): Oh man
No Safety No Problem (09:50:53): That was a classic
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:55:01): Or when she bitched about a bar asking her not to charge her phone on their outlet lol
No Safety No Problem (09:55:42): Electricity ain't free
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:54:13): None
Monday, 27 March 2017
Glock it too me (05:17:05): Trump gave Merkel a 300 billion dollar invoice. I hope next time he meets with here he just play "bitch better have my money"
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:42:23): So news sites are reporting but white house is denying but white house has lied before but also these are fake news sites I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
No Safety No Problem (07:57:04): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQOHZEYrXxQ
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:07:05): love that comment lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:07:10): Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American past times. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:07:12): I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:27:37): damn that dude is acutally mesed up in the head
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:27:53): he was calling someone subhuman jewish filth and is also convinced he would have been accepted by the confederacy lol
Glock it too me (08:29:11): Yea but get to the messed up part
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:32:08): that he thinks he'd be accepted with open arms by white supremacists despite him obviously looking asian lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:32:19): it's like that black kkk member chapelle skit lol
Glock it too me (08:32:37): That's why they got hoods
Glock it too me (08:33:20): Darell. Why is your rob so white. Ancient Chinese secret
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:33:39): so they can be an inclusive white supremacist group, where nobody knows your name or race
Glock it too me (08:36:00): I don't care who you are or where your from. As long as you think white is right.
Glock it too me (08:36:26): Also even white supremacist love sushi
Glock it too me (09:41:38): We are fucked of anyone finds this group chat
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:53:44): lets all agree, if someone leaks it, the other three get to kill the leaker
No Safety No Problem (09:54:09): I'm in
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:57:55): It's official. Lori has a new boyfriend. \xa0On Hamza's birthday of all days. \xa0Is this how you honor Allah?
No Safety No Problem (12:02:33): How are we going to break the news to hamza, after all he's done for us?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:03:50): bye bye window service \ufffd
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:36:47): here's why nobody takes american soccer seriously
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:36:48): https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/845959585743691776
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (12:45:44): Because of the kids Brian. Finally, someone is thinking of the children.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:47:21): How liberals resist
No Safety No Problem (13:51:34): 10,000 likes = 1 resignation
Glock it too me (16:18:54): Did you see the London killing live stream where a bunch of people where smiley facing it
No Safety No Problem (16:19:18): Why so serious?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:31:21): you guys hear two women got kicked off an airplane for wearing leggins
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:34:15): hey pilot, what are ya, GAY??
Glock it too me (17:54:57): No he is a true American.
Glock it too me (17:55:15): I can't show up in compression shorts. They shouldn't either
No Safety No Problem (17:55:33): Don't ruin it for the rest of us
Glock it too me (18:10:15): You can't even fill out them. Your calves are as tiny as your dreams
No Safety No Problem (18:13:45): When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that having giant calves was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down \u2018giant calf man'. They told me I didn\u2019t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn\u2019t understand life.
Glock it too me (18:42:20): It ain't about abs or pecs or money or dongs. Chicks dig calfs.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:43:20): Then what the hell am I doing these planks for, my core strength???
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:57:15): Pete, what day works best for you for Tim and Eric, Friday or Saturday?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:57:38): Friday July 14th\nOr\nSaturday July 15th
No Safety No Problem (19:00:57): Prefer Saturday since I don't have to work
Glock it too me (19:01:06): Is there a show on the 22nd. I got nothing going in that day
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (19:56:46): ight gentelmen, it's official. mark your calendars
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (19:57:10): Saturday July 15th, we're seeing Tim & Eric live and in-person
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (20:09:30): just sent everyone the PDF of the tickets in Google Drive
No Safety No Problem (20:09:42): Ok cool
No Safety No Problem (20:16:32): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:05:48): None
Glock it too me (21:25:05): Dark dungeons was delivered today
Glock it too me (21:25:12): We need to watch
Glock it too me (22:07:50): Theres commentary
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:08:06): I love me some extra features
Tuesday, 28 March 2017
Glock it too me (08:35:43): You got it spotify
No Safety No Problem (09:09:58): I'm ready to die fam
No Safety No Problem (09:16:29): Also you nig nogs free on July 8th?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:19:58): I am
No Safety No Problem (09:26:27): Cool that's the tentative bachelor party date
Glock it too me (09:28:37): Isn't that July 4th weekend?
No Safety No Problem (09:28:55): Is it really? God damn it
No Safety No Problem (09:29:13): Damn
No Safety No Problem (09:29:23): Thanks democracy
Glock it too me (09:29:43): Yea. The fourth is a Tuesday so it might me the weekend before. But my birthday is the Thursday so it's usually the weekend after
Glock it too me (09:30:19): Also we aren't a democracy we are a democratic republic
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:30:51): DPRK ALL DAY BABY
No Safety No Problem (09:31:12): Hoonestly we can do it in June then
No Safety No Problem (09:31:25): I will need the advice of you all to design t-shirts
No Safety No Problem (09:31:43): im leaning towards a shirt that says "Pete's Bachelor Party" and then has Zuckerberg's head in crosshairs
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:31:58): This should be fun
Glock it too me (09:32:10): None
No Safety No Problem (09:32:18): he's a sick boy
No Safety No Problem (09:32:54): i'm thinking we go to Sunset Hills in PA to shoot some AK47s and then go hit up some breweries
Glock it too me (09:33:10): Solid plan
Glock it too me (09:33:13): But
Glock it too me (09:33:52): i'm thinking we go to Sunset Hills in PA to shoot some Herion and then go hit up some underage boys
No Safety No Problem (09:34:00): i mean that's implied
No Safety No Problem (09:34:24): if you think i'm going to shoot guns when i'm not high on heroin and risking a child molestation charge then you're off your rocker!
Glock it too me (09:34:50): He's got a face of an 8 but an age of 10
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:51:01): The thing about 8 years olds, half of em are 18
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:51:21): God damn it I was tutoring someone early this morning, showing them something on my phone calculator and a group message comes down "I'm ready to die fam"
No Safety No Problem (10:52:00): Let that be a lesson to you
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:52:09): it was cool he was like "me too fam me too"
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:52:22): "this calc has me ready to just off myself"
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:52:32): i'm pretty sure im tutoring a mobster
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:52:39): or at least a low grade criminal
No Safety No Problem (10:53:11): The kid is a mobster?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:55:21): he's an adult, he runs a jewlery store in menlo next to nordstroms, some arabic jewlery store I think. i was asking him basic questions and he couldn't really do any of it. \xa0so i essentially did both his homeworks for 60 bucks. slicked back hair, paid compliments to me like i imagine tony soprano would say im good a math 'it's like you got a computah in ya head'. \xa0he said he'd venmo me straight up so no commission, so I add him, and i see his past transcations was with another tutor who probably helped him with his last class. \xa0not that it really matters he's not making bridges, hes jus trying to get a business administration degree
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:58:07): either way though he wants to meet up 5 hours a week to rush through this online course and im not gonna tell him his money is no good here lol. i'm a tutor not his parent. \xa0if he ever actually needs calculus to run his jewelry store and he doesn't know it, well i tried bro.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:53:34): trump said we're putting our miners back to work
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:53:51): but did he say miners, or minors? \ufffd
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:53:59): also he called it the war on coal lol
No Safety No Problem (14:54:16): C L E A N C O A L
Glock it too me (17:21:49): Dirty wind
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:05:28): That's what I can my ass
Glock it too me (21:44:11): Dark dungeons is 39 minutes of amazing
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:44:37): Only 39?
Glock it too me (21:45:27): Yea it's pretty short
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:19:42): https://bjk116.github.io/
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:19:47): read it and fucking weep
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:20:08): suck it zuckerberg
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:20:10): im coming for you
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:20:55): My next project is called Facebook 2
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:20:59): Its new, it's facebook 2
Glock it too me (22:29:45): What the fuck is pirate bartender
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:32:29): pay with some booty and i'll let ya have a drink
Glock it too me (22:33:15): Well I hit the cat link and it brought me to that page
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:33:45): actually it was just some project from an old bootcamp i tried doing while working full time. yea that's my github, has all my half baked programming projects, i should clear out those old ones
Glock it too me (22:34:01): Also is Hello_World your coming out letter?
Glock it too me (22:34:11): Cause we all kinda knew
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:34:18): no, that's HELLLLLOOOOOOOO WORLLLLLLLLLLD
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:39:43): seriously though if you guys ever had a website idea, please let me know. 1) i need practice and 2) i need ideas for projects for class
No Safety No Problem (22:40:08): now thats what i call a portfolio
No Safety No Problem (22:40:30): i have a ton of site ideas but theyre mostly porn
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:42:13): so you fall in line with the rest of the internet
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:42:26): actually pornhub has an amazingly detailed search engine
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:42:42): its almost as strong as the bbc it searches
No Safety No Problem (22:42:51): make a site where you put in your preferences for a woman
No Safety No Problem (22:42:59): and they deliver porn videos to your inbox each day with girls that fit the preferences
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:43:05): oh shit
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:43:07): like new videos
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:43:11): as they come out
No Safety No Problem (22:43:14): good morning, here's your Morning Porn Digest
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:43:17): from multiple sites
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:43:18): lol yes
No Safety No Problem (22:43:19): and you sit there sipping your coffee
No Safety No Problem (22:43:23): as yes, Obese Asians
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:43:23): a porn digest exactly
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:43:46): "how many vaginas do I want to see before lunch today? Guess that depends on how fast i finish my breakfast!"
No Safety No Problem (22:45:25): this is going on the portfolio
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:46:11): seriously though i can't believe that's not a thing yet, or maybe it is and i just haven't been as far down the porn rabbit hole as i thought
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:46:34): if there are people jerking it to their VR waifus, there's gotta people getting a porn digest
No Safety No Problem (22:47:25): i dont know if it is a thing or not
No Safety No Problem (22:47:27): just an idea i had
No Safety No Problem (22:47:39): i assume if i already thought of it, someone who watches much more porn beat me to the punch years ago
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:48:45): i imagine excessive porn watching goes hand in hand with being a programmer, so im sure one of them made it for their personal use
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:50:21): ugh I gotta look through each website for new links? like a fucking pleb? time to break out ht epython!
Wednesday, 29 March 2017
Glock it too me (08:18:22): I need a website that sends out alerts to my followers every time I drop a duece
Glock it too me (08:18:33): How big and wright
Glock it too me (08:18:38): Shit Stats
No Safety No Problem (08:20:11): Now we are just getting back towards dickbit
Glock it too me (08:21:04): Good ideas don't die
No Safety No Problem (08:21:25): They just pivot towards poop related purposes
Glock it too me (08:21:54): We gunna get all the bodily excretions
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:21:55): We have to disrupt the toilet market
Glock it too me (08:22:31): Take down big toilet
No Safety No Problem (08:26:54): No man should have to PAY to poop
No Safety No Problem (08:28:04): Poop is being taken over by the bourgeois middle class who says you need to have an intricate water flow system and porcelain throne in your own house just to handle a bodily function that people use once or twice a day, depending on what they eat and how much coffee they drink
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:30:44): Pete keep using words like bourgeois
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:30:49): It gets me off
No Safety No Problem (08:40:43): Bourgeois Middle Class: Forsooth, thine bowels hath compelled me to release the brown humor from thine own backside. I shall head over to my porcelain throne and expel this toxin from my body into an intricate series of tubes that are run throughout this city\n\nProle: Durrr me got to poop, better go grab the McDonalds bag again\n\n\nTHIS CANNOT CONTINUE.
No Safety No Problem (09:13:57): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:14:21): Gamer conspiracy mix, now that's hot
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:42:07): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:42:11): Any interest?
No Safety No Problem (11:42:28): When is it?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:46:55): Gotta find that out lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:47:59): by my calculations i made $419 tutoring this week
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:48:01): im so pissed
Glock it too me (13:48:06): Sorry I love America too much to be a commie supporter. Unless it's a day I can go. Then Viva Italy
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:48:08): 1 dollar short \ufffd
No Safety No Problem (13:48:21): Awwwww shit
Glock it too me (13:48:26): That's 100 a day. That's 500 a week
No Safety No Problem (13:48:28): Now you can never blaze it
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:48:37): That's rich
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:56:28): hmm
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:56:38): this soccer game is july 22nd
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:56:42): that date doesn't ring any bells does it
No Safety No Problem (13:57:00): Nah I'm free
No Safety No Problem (13:57:13): Let me just tell Jessie
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:57:44): ill just be on my phone the whole time
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:57:52): while the ceremonials go on
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:58:00): ill keep the crowd updated with what they really want to know
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:58:09): a meaningless friendly done just for american audeinces
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:58:14): score update
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:04:57): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:05:02): oh gokusnake
No Safety No Problem (14:05:49): Is he giving parenting advice to his wife?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:07:08): yes, over facebook no less
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:07:13): while they live together in the same home
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:07:23): and i know for a fact are both home at th esame time since she's recovering from surgery
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:08:47): i also encourage you all to follow my lead here
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:08:52): None
No Safety No Problem (14:13:55): It is truly a treat when I see your comments on Lori's dumbass statuses pop up on my news feed
No Safety No Problem (14:17:40): my favorite was when lori had some status that was like "you and i are handcuffed in the backseat of a police car, what 3 words do you say to me" and your reply was "you stupid idiot"
No Safety No Problem (14:17:54): we had a good chuckle at that one back in my condo
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:18:28): I remember that. I was proud of it. A few people liked it I felt like how Rene must feel when a few people laugh at his jokes
Glock it too me (14:42:24): I hope there is a massive earth quake and he fells like shit
Glock it too me (14:44:12): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:44:59): Neil degrasse tyson seems like a guy sniffs his own farts because he likes the smell
No Safety No Problem (15:05:14): What does Neil degrasse Tyson actually do all day
No Safety No Problem (15:05:16): Does he have a real job
No Safety No Problem (15:05:24): Or does he professionally make quotes on Reddit
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (15:08:48): Hes a product of late stage capitalism, a "pop" scientist who makes his money talking about stuff you can find in any physics textbook over special effects and lame jokes.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (15:11:59): He heads a pretty big planetarium in NYC
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (15:12:50): http://www.amnh.org/our-research/hayden-planetarium
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (15:13:01): You know what we used to do to nerds? Shove em in lockers and not have sex with em. Now we put them on fox and the Zoolander sequel
No Safety No Problem (15:15:19): God damn CAPITALISTS
No Safety No Problem (15:15:26): Making science accessible for PROFIT
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (15:16:08): They ran out of reality shows so they went to the ultimate reality show - the nature of reality
No Safety No Problem (15:18:13): Wanna see a real reality show? Look in a fucking mirror
No Safety No Problem (15:49:34): Cuck my shit up
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (16:42:19): It's like a loser writing how he thinks cool kids talk lol
No Safety No Problem (16:51:12): Thank god we are the cool kids right fellas
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (16:59:33): Haha yes. So I was getting laid the other night and I was well golly gee isn't this great I don't have rape anyone!
Glock it too me (21:15:04): None
Glock it too me (21:15:07): This is real
Glock it too me (21:15:09): I got another lizard like a month ago. I told my dad. \n\nMy mom and my sister don't know. And I fell like a serial killer taunting them
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:04:00): Mouse, meet cat
No Safety No Problem (22:06:05): Rip productivity
Thursday, 30 March 2017
Glock it too me (08:18:06): I farted in the shower this morning. Gassed myself out of it.
No Safety No Problem (09:14:43): Gotta cut back on the dairy
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:19:01): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:19:13): wtf is #builtnotbought
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:25:18): I have no idea what I'm looking at. These stats mean nothing.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:27:08): In Portugal, they decided to name of the Airports after Cristiano Ronaldo. To with it, they made a bronze of his head, it looks just like him
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:27:13): None
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:27:44): You're late to this one b-man.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:27:47): aw man
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:28:06): None
No Safety No Problem (10:28:44): At least they got the hair kind of right
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:29:14): this is what you get when you hire an artist "no pay but great exposure!"
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:14:03): https://www.instagram.com/p/BSPBu6YgYbk/
Glock it too me (12:30:22): None
No Safety No Problem (12:41:14): You are suave as fuck
No Safety No Problem (12:42:16): I genuinely believe the key to winning over women is to as charming and funny as possible in the first ten minutes of meeting them and then completely aloof and disinterested for every interaction afterwards
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:42:36): Honestly yes lol
No Safety No Problem (12:47:38): it's the Beyblade Approach
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:05:15): I like how you just saved her as Costco lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:10:37): Oh do you rike bayorbrades?
No Safety No Problem (14:10:55): Rice rice konichiwa
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:41:21): some Starbucks are now offering free coffee to two people if they agree to have civil political discourse
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:45:23): also unrelated marc you still want the target?
Glock it too me (17:52:58): I have mine
Glock it too me (17:53:59): Let go get free coffee. \n\n"You're not only wrong but stupid."\n\n"I fucked your mother"\n\nCoffee please
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:28:59): "I believe we need to exterminate the jews"\n"I civilally disagree"\n"Coffee please!"
No Safety No Problem (21:31:14): Or you agree and Starbucks becomes a safe haven for cheap neo nazis
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:31:44): The fuck does Starbucks think is gonna happen. Marc, time to get on Starbucks Fight League
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:32:01): Starbucks is about to become the libtard Denny's
No Safety No Problem (21:32:53): This is the most volatile period in our country's recent history, let's encourage political discourse in public between strangers
Friday, 31 March 2017
Glock it too me (07:31:14): Styx is wake and baking
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:34:39): My lizza
No Safety No Problem (07:35:37): Get high in the ho house
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:36:18): Apparently harvard is working with Starbucks and it's part of a study or based on a study. Idk. All I know is if I need coffee I'll just ask anyone in Starbucks if they want to talk politics seems like the perfect place to lay out my political agenda
Glock it too me (07:37:16): Someone please talk about communism in the pinnacle of capitalism
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:37:40): It's cause we commies poor we need free bean water!
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:38:12): I swear I don't understand half the Starbucks menu
No Safety No Problem (07:39:04): Coffee is the opiate of the office working class
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:39:05): I "tutor"aka take the class for this guy from Staten island and the women who come in with their non fat soy milk double cappicuinnos with a turbo shot of mocha
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:39:27): I'm like how did you even find out that was your drink, how much trial and error did that take lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:39:57): "and just a little whip cream! I'm on a diet teehee!"
No Safety No Problem (07:40:37): You have to develop a palate for it like a fine wine
No Safety No Problem (07:41:09): Mm yes, cream and milk with just s hint of coffee
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:41:15): Except instead of dryness or aftertaste you're just looking for sugar content lol. Fill it up boys!
No Safety No Problem (07:42:10): Ahhh, a subtle 75 grams of sugar
No Safety No Problem (07:42:33): Thank god starbucks is offering free insulin pump refills
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:42:38): If it was so unhealthy why does it give me so much energy that my hand can't stop shaking?
No Safety No Problem (07:42:53): More energy = more health
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:43:21): The body can't process fat or protein it only understands carbs specifically whip cream!
No Safety No Problem (07:44:23): I thought carbs were just bread!
No Safety No Problem (07:44:32): That's what my coworkers say lol
No Safety No Problem (07:45:00): "I didn't eat any bread today, so I didn't have any carbs" kinds of shit
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:57:51): Is that the one who gets her carbs from girl scout cookies?
No Safety No Problem (08:03:24): No that's the majority of the women I work with lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:03:51): What is with women and sugar lol
No Safety No Problem (08:05:18): Sedentary lifestyle + associating food with comfort
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:05:23): See, men eat sugar like dis "thank you but one serving is enough". Women wat sugar like dis - "FUCKING MOOOOOOOORE"
No Safety No Problem (08:05:56): I will have to disagree with you on that one, I also work with many very obese men lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:06:37): True fair point lol. In my old job all the women were thin it was only the men who were overweight
No Safety No Problem (08:07:01): Can't wait to get my dad bod
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:07:15): I'm going for that high school bod
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:07:31): Lanky and uncomfortable in my own skin
No Safety No Problem (08:09:44): Ah the buffalo bill
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:36:13): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:49:05): My mom's been watching more Fox news than usual and Greg manlet fartenfeld has been talking a lot about liberal snowflakes and now my mom is using the word snowflake to describe people. This might be the worse thing Fox news has done to her
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:49:39): Also we should watch and do commentary on Fox news it's legit so bad sometimes it's crazy.
Glock it too me (08:50:24): All cable news is like that
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (08:50:38): Is the manlet the one with the late night show?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:51:46): You just have to watch it. Yes most cable news is shitty but Fox news is like a league of it's own.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:51:50): Yes he is
Glock it too me (08:53:12): They are all shit in there own way
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (08:54:22): They should just drop "News" from their name and air scripted programming like dramas, cartoons, sci-fi, and comedies.
Glock it too me (08:54:44): Drop the O and make it raunchy
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (08:55:08): And another X and get even raunchier.
No Safety No Problem (09:08:17): And drop the F and add another X and just show soft core porn
No Safety No Problem (09:10:41): Check this hot bod out ya snow flakes
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:25:06): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:25:51): Geraldo River introducing work your invisible hand!
No Safety No Problem (09:28:49): https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2017/03/first-horseman-privacy-apocalypse-has-already-arrived-verizon-announces-plans
No Safety No Problem (09:28:57): iphone master race
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:30:10): Fuck that noise. Just use Google Fi
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:31:05): Plus, you really wanna use a phone made by a Syrian?
No Safety No Problem (09:31:46): oh man i want google fi
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:32:05): As though Google doesn't spy on us
No Safety No Problem (09:32:09): actually i want a flip phone and the world to revert to a time when it wasnt nearly necessary to have a smartphone
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:32:11): Too bad you have a stupid Steve Jobs Muslim phone
No Safety No Problem (09:32:29): that's just your ISLAMOPHOBIA speaking
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:32:31): Yea I just want a permanent burner phone now
No Safety No Problem (09:32:33): possibly transophobia too
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:32:47): It's just problematic all around!
No Safety No Problem (09:33:03): this narrative is problematic because it doesn't give PoC representation
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:33:07): BAN THEM ALL
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:34:13): PoCs. Whites. Blacks. Gays. Straights. Jews. Chinese. Mongrels. Orcs. Whales. Orcas. \n\nWho needs em.
No Safety No Problem (09:34:52): now you're speaking my language
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:41:07): Fuck race fuck borders fuck money fuck my wife
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:43:44): UNITED CUCKS OF AMERICA
Glock it too me (09:45:25): Why is it everytime I leave you people you get all weird and deep. I WANT SHALLOW FRIENDS AND DEEP VAGINAS
Glock it too me (09:46:16): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LCgOxWUfN0g
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:47:17): O man, that reminds me. I once heard\u200b Alan Buscemi refer to this chick as "Crater Pussy". I thought it was devastating.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:49:14): Oh yeah ol' crater pussy
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:49:25): He may have been dumb as shit but his insults were on point
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:49:54): I think that was Sara karamin for Pete and Marc you may remember her
No Safety No Problem (09:52:18): Oh yea
No Safety No Problem (09:52:27): I always thought she had a relatively cavernous pussy
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:52:59): You might have been there for that Pete I just remember smoking with Alan once and he was like you "you know Sara karamin?" And I think we responded yea and he said "I've been fucking her" and it was like oh ok cool I spose I bet she hooked you up with those baby back ribs
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:53:13): These big vagina women are getting away with murder
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:54:45): He was actually referring to this girl June
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:54:53): She was a hoor
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:57:13): Oh right I remember her vaguely mostly that he showed me a pic of her tits and it among the first I ever seen
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:57:28): Damn Alan wasn't a bad guy after all
No Safety No Problem (09:58:35): If not for the whole heroin thing I bet we'd be great pals
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:04:02): RIP Danny Lammy
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:04:38): Forgot about Fat Danny. Pretty sure Alan has his name tattooed on his arm
No Safety No Problem (10:05:17): I thought we all agreed to get Fat Danny tattoos?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:32:31): Danny, lammy of god
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:33:01): I remember getting ripped off by him and having him hold Dan listo up at gunpoint. Good times
No Safety No Problem (10:33:40): What a hero
Glock it too me (11:47:12): I have not had sex with a girl form JP in our grade. I should change that
Glock it too me (11:47:35): Costco Chick was in Josh's grade
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:48:09): Hooked up post high school but no sex :(
No Safety No Problem (11:50:23): NERDS
Glock it too me (11:52:27): Listen. What you and Zach Is your business
Glock it too me (11:52:43): Who do you think got fat and is a slut from highschool
Glock it too me (11:53:08): Or down in there luck and I can be a sugar daddy who will bang her once then leave
Glock it too me (11:55:19): Get me a year book
Glock it too me (11:55:56): I'm thinking Asian
Glock it too me (11:56:57): There is a 4'10 80lb Asian girl who works at my office. I want to see what it's like to be able to bicep girl her while be smash
Glock it too me (12:00:02): Women are people and you must respect them
Glock it too me (12:00:12): Just kidding I only have sex with them
No Safety No Problem (12:00:37): Amen to that durrrrrr
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:01:44): So you can play Ms Pac-Man in Google maps right now.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:02:08): Hope I don't get hit by a car while I walk around Virginia
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:02:39): I'm driving, people are my pellets
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:14:29): I figured out the fool proof way to avoid tickets parking at Rutgers. Just take off your windshield wiper and put it in your trunk until you return. Can't ticket you if they can't keep the ticket on your car ;)
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:17:03): You're becoming a Jew. Return to your roots now before you can't turn back.
No Safety No Problem (13:18:26): It's too late
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:18:27): Am I the Jew or is it the state funded institution constantly raising tuitions and still feeling the need to suck another 5 million out of it's students in parking tickets? I'm just fighting Jew with jew
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:19:20): Let the hate flow through you
No Safety No Problem (13:20:28): https://media1.giphy.com/media/ClRNrS3IOnbG0/giphy.gif
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:23:34): Irrelevant, but I love this https://v.groupme.com/10166588/2017-03-31T17:23:33Z/3a0c88ce.640x360r.mp4
No Safety No Problem (13:24:07): that is great
No Safety No Problem (14:07:50): i need to take a poll here
No Safety No Problem (14:08:08): if i were to go the cheesy route and do my bachelor party in AC, would you guys still be interested in going
No Safety No Problem (14:08:30): just considering it as an idea since if we drove around to breweries thatd be like half the day being in cars
No Safety No Problem (14:11:59): just because i figured it'd be the easiest option, we can get dinner, drinks, gamble, maybe go to a show, get in a fight etc
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (17:05:22): I'm open to whatever. Your bachelor party man. Whatever you want.
No Safety No Problem (17:06:08): We can still wear tshirts calling for the immediate assassination of Mark zuckerburg
Glock it too me (17:44:01): None
No Safety No Problem (17:46:18): What a glorious picture
No Safety No Problem (17:46:32): He looks like he's about to explode
Glock it too me (17:47:36): None
No Safety No Problem (17:58:33): This guy already exploded
No Safety No Problem (20:11:52): This dude at the bar has a duster
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (20:15:32): That's hot
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (20:15:47): Duster outside, sexy man inside
Saturday, 01 April 2017
No Safety No Problem (07:02:13): None
No Safety No Problem (07:06:56): Watch out for those Japanese Jews
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:09:36): damn
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:10:00): japanese influenced our culture, russian influenced our elections, mexico influenced our fast food. its like we're a melting pot of foreign conspiracies
No Safety No Problem (16:21:04): Hey. All of you are faggots
No Safety No Problem (16:21:19): I'm gay too
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:08:08): Hi jessie
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:08:25): Welcome to our gay lair
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:08:49): You can tell it's a gay because the feng shui is great
No Safety No Problem (17:36:46): That was actually Marc
No Safety No Problem (17:37:00): Although the homosexual confession was all me
No Safety No Problem (17:37:14): It's been a busy day
Sunday, 02 April 2017
No Safety No Problem (08:41:45): https://vid.me/JBhQ
No Safety No Problem (08:41:54): 9 more seasons
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (08:43:07): Zach mentioned they released an episode. This an April fool's thing?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:13:21): https://youtu.be/TZ96Tdih9ec
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:13:57): There's another 7 or 8 of these kind if videos on the adult swim YouTube page. All worth watching.
No Safety No Problem (09:16:28): No it looks like a full episode
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:16:59): Awesome.
Monday, 03 April 2017
Glock it too me (08:34:17): John Cena proposed to his girlfriend after they beat the Miz in the tag team match
Glock it too me (08:34:25): Goku Snake devastated?
No Safety No Problem (08:34:59): I missed trolling him in that group chat
Glock it too me (08:37:45): Pete were you dressed like them when you propsed?
Glock it too me (08:38:19): Also it was the undertakers last match
No Safety No Problem (08:38:25): No because I wanted Jessie to be able to see me
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:31:52): That Rick and Morty season 3 premier was amazing
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:32:10): Bryan Fischer, conservative radio host, said the LGBT community committed the biggest act of cultural appropriation by stealing the rainbow from God
Glock it too me (18:32:10): I told you it was coming back. I got the in
Glock it too me (18:32:31): He's right though
Glock it too me (18:32:55): But little did they know. God was just showing he way to some loose man hole
No Safety No Problem (20:16:10): @Amendment #2 Is My #1 I hope that McDonald's brings back Szechuan sauce
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (20:25:23): Check out @McDonalds's Tweet: https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/848573499874709506?s=09
No Safety No Problem (20:28:16): Hell yea
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (20:53:30): I heard the episode was about capitalism lol
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (20:58:57): Only a small part. More about Rick opposing all government.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (20:59:07): And family
No Safety No Problem (20:59:32): It's ALL about capitalism
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (20:59:59): Family y'all
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:05:25): https://i.redditmedia.com/AmxhGenf76dmOObDZVl-xrKqulzOhyeTLsi-s1dJCm4.jpg?s=fc2309fa6c20d3e5d9c2704bc2031a46
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (22:09:55): We blew it... up. We blew it up.
No Safety No Problem (22:11:39): The only married middle eastern country
No Safety No Problem (22:47:58): http://i.imgur.com/WpKhtQO.gifv
No Safety No Problem (22:48:01): look at this jacked rooster
No Safety No Problem (22:48:30): you came to the wrong chicken coop motherfucker
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (22:58:13): The gif cut short the original. What's crazy is there's a second one in the background that's just as big. You can just barely make him out sitting underneath the coop
Tuesday, 04 April 2017
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:46:01): Hey BBC meet BWC
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:46:30): Seriously though I wouldn't fuck with that rooster lol.
Glock it too me (07:46:54): I would. I want his meat.
Glock it too me (07:47:06): That cock meat sandwich
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:08:05): I think Google is looking at my text messages.
Glock it too me (08:08:15): Oh it is
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (08:08:54): GBoard baby
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (08:09:08): Not just your texts
Glock it too me (08:09:17): Gman stood for Google man
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:10:24): I keep a Google calendar of all my tutor students to stay organized. And obviously I have them in my phone under their name. I have someone today since my calendar 8-10 am. He texts me about 755 saying he's going to be 10 minutes late. I say ok. Then at 8:04 Google says j should leave to make it on time since the commute from where I was was 6 minutes. 8:04+6=8:10, the time he said he'd be arriving in my text by saying he was 10 minutes lat
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:11:02): I mean I guess I'm impressed it could tell 10 minutes late means to add it to this specific event but I'm not using Hangouts just signal texting.
No Safety No Problem (08:11:33): That's life in 2017
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:11:58): As nice and fast as this phone is I don't like this lol.
No Safety No Problem (08:12:24): Get the remake of the Nokia 3310
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:12:44): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7_yugzUwAAbKZV.jpg
No Safety No Problem (08:15:38): My Steve jobs cuckPhone would never spy on me
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:15:41): http://i.imgur.com/9Yq13cG.jpg
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:19:25): I want off Google's wild ride
No Safety No Problem (08:23:23): I love when I schedule a flight with my gmail account and google automatically puts all my info into my google calendar
No Safety No Problem (08:23:35): Honestly I take convenience over almost all of my moral stances
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:23:53): You're a real patriot
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:24:08): Just wait till you see my calendar website I call it cuckendar
No Safety No Problem (08:25:31): Perfect
Glock it too me (12:11:30): Wanna go bowling this weekend
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (12:13:19): I'll have to get back to you on that. Gotta take care of grad school shit.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:39:40): I think I can
Glock it too me (12:45:19): I need to practice
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:30:24): training for the beer league
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (14:39:37): http://i.imgur.com/8yV3vFf.png
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (16:48:47): http://imgur.com/olxXv4l.jpg
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (16:49:21): Powerrrrrrrrr wash your body!
No Safety No Problem (16:52:06): Well they won my business, POWER
Glock it too me (22:16:04): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:57:35): Won't someone think of the white man!
No Safety No Problem (22:59:30): I sure am
Wednesday, 05 April 2017
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:42:04): i got this big brochure for events at Skirmish paintballing events in PA. you guys interested sometime?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:45:29): Skirmish is awesome.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:45:32): I'm down
No Safety No Problem (18:45:44): Depends when lol
No Safety No Problem (18:45:49): Skirmish is cool
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:46:01): they have different events all summer so its flexible
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (19:08:18): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (19:08:34): PS Fanboy from the womb to the tomb. Honestly though this does worry me a bit lol
No Safety No Problem (19:08:53): A neckbeard is born
No Safety No Problem (19:12:37): My son will be PC MASTER RACE
No Safety No Problem (19:13:00): While the other kids are teething he will be playing Witcher 3 in 4K
Glock it too me (19:17:40): I'm at a wine bar. Places your 30 year old date picks
No Safety No Problem (19:18:30): Single moms galore?
Glock it too me (19:19:13): I think so. I'm just here to drink
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (19:54:47): Job getting you drunk again? Or is this social?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (19:56:19): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sELqobCIXU
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (19:56:24): do this
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:32:52): None
No Safety No Problem (22:14:18): Why are porn guys always bald
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:15:58): they're all jacked af too
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:16:04): look at the vascularity on his arm
No Safety No Problem (22:16:40): That's nothing, look at the vascularity on his penis
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:19:53): I just want that porn body
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:20:14): Super ripped, bald, huge vascular penis and tiny balls from the roids
Thursday, 06 April 2017
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:23:58): https://www.reddit.com/r/BTFC/comments/63geey/btfc_round_9_is_live_now_accepting_entry_posts/ if anyone wants to join this competition. \xa0no need to bet any money on yourself but you can win prizes, and Arnold Schwarzenegger roams the sub and comments occsaionally. \xa0you could get a "atta boy-choppa" from the man himself
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:28:42): I'm good.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:29:01): i knew you would be ya lazy bum
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:29:16): "oh i got grad school to focus on, oh i gotta focus on my future a durrrr"
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:32:02): I don't feel like posting pictures of myself on the internet for random people to criticize. But also I got grad school to focus on. I gotta focus on my future a durrrr.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:32:20): You could black out your ugly mug
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:32:27): like i plan to
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:33:38): Eh. Too much work for fake internet points and just the slight chance at real prizes
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:34:23): i mean i could care less about internet points or the prizes. i just want to compete.
No Safety No Problem (09:56:39): yea i'm not interested either, seems kind of weird tbh
No Safety No Problem (09:57:31): i'll just try and go to the gym in my spare time and hopefully watch what i eat, i don't really need to incorporate bodyfat critiques from internet strangers into the mix lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:59:05): suit yourself but Slut Banger420 thinks my quads could be killer
Glock it too me (13:09:33): I got a free Amazon echo dot for showing up to a meeting.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:12:00): Now the CIA can listen to you jerk it
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:12:18): You should have Alexa talk dirty to you
Glock it too me (13:18:57): CIA already listens. I call them
No Safety No Problem (13:19:40): I get "action items" when I show up for a meeting
Glock it too me (13:20:14): You get some action from Jan in accounting?
Glock it too me (13:20:27): I heard she makes bomb banana nut muffins
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:43:31): what are action items lol. like office supplies? or points towards rewards?
No Safety No Problem (13:46:28): Things you have to do
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:46:48): oh so actual work. LAME
No Safety No Problem (13:46:49): You gon have to brush up on your office lingo
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:46:59): you're a millenial. you need constant praise!
No Safety No Problem (13:47:18): And a beanbag chair
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:48:10): Hey boss, I need a standing desk because it's good for my blood flow, and a bean bag chair for when I'm tired of standing at my desk, capeesh?
No Safety No Problem (13:48:42): Actually that sounds great
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:49:26): then I need a bean bag chair desk so I don't slow down on my work when I'm taking a break from my standing desk
No Safety No Problem (13:49:52): Damn I want you to be my office manager
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:50:39): This is to compensate for the complete lack of pensions, I hope you think it's a fair trade off.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (15:53:18): http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/06/steve-bannon-calls-jared-kushner-a-cuck-and-globalist-behind-his-back.html
No Safety No Problem (15:53:52): I love my country
No Safety No Problem (15:55:41): and i love that calling people a cuck is starting to become a thing that happens in the highest offices of this nation
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:21:40): We're such a fucking joke lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:22:09): We're the bully who has retard strength.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:22:45): You're just a cuck
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:22:57): A jealous cuck
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:23:17): A jealous cuck that needs to be consoled
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:43:04): I found out my boss STILL bitches about me about once a week and says if I ever ask for a reference he'll sabatoge me as best he can. I went to his dads funeral a few weeks ago, against my wishes but hoping it would bury the hatchet and also thought maybe his dad passing would make him reevalaute his perspective on things, but I guess not. \xa0 Apparently he went on a long rant about me today lol. \xa0I'm waiting to see what about.
Glock it too me (18:43:49): Someone just put him down
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:44:02): Maybe he liked you butt and is just upset new can't peek it no more
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:44:21): He can't*
Glock it too me (18:44:41): He want in that booty hole
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:44:46): It was funny at first but now I feel like I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night and see him staring in my bedroom window
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:50:09): The fuck is this dude so butthurt about that he still bitches and whines
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:51:05): also best of all HE FIRED ME
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (19:03:19): Not from his heart
Glock it too me (19:03:53): Or his spank bank
No Safety No Problem (19:08:00): Dude sounds legit unstable
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (19:08:42): yea I wasn't kidding about not being funny anymore. he used to tell me i was like a son to him and he wanted to see me do well in accounting. \xa0he already had 2 sons though.
No Safety No Problem (19:09:43): You were like the rare third son!
Glock it too me (19:09:58): Oddly enough all of your dads have said that to. You are better then my two sons
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (19:11:45): my dad was on the phone with him a few days ago and said he's certifiably crazy. marc roshanski from my street wants to buy his house for a lot and he's refusing to sell for some reason. i can't wait to tell my dad how he'll fuck up any job i apply to if I use him as a reference.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (19:39:18): Would you guys watch a show called "My Three Sons" about a single dad raising 3 sons, 2 biological, and 1 who's a young male he employs who is like a son, and they all live together. Things get really awkward when dad fires his son!
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (19:42:53): Dad humor is now mainstream. Son humor is now the avant garde of humor. \xa0I also have an idea called "The Good Son", like the Good Wife, except the son is going through law school and getting fucked up every night due to the stresses of his modern day law school but still makes time to go home during thanksgiving break to be with family and impress them all with how much law school taught him to drink.
No Safety No Problem (20:29:00): The thing is you can't have son humor without dads (mainstream) or moms (even worse)
No Safety No Problem (20:29:22): Without a parent a son is just some guy
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (20:29:35): Dads mainstream, moms LAMEstream
No Safety No Problem (20:29:42): I think we have to go back to people turning into hands
No Safety No Problem (20:29:51): That's a few years away
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (20:30:16): what other relationships can we exploit for jokes. coworkers? the office. \xa0Friends? \xa0Friends. \xa0Maybe randos on a bus? \xa0Wait that's Speed.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:15:24): holy shit. we just launched a bunch of missiles in Syria
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:15:41): https://theintercept.com/2017/04/06/u-s-weighs-saturation-strike-on-syrian-government-in-response-to-chemical-attack/
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:15:49): and a bunch of Russians will likely die
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:16:01): world war three babyyyyyy
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (21:16:11): maybe trumpy is just killing russians to throw the libtards off the scent
No Safety No Problem (21:23:49): But hillary's emails
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:26:30): as tho she wouldn't be bombing syria, but her being a centrist would be more reasonable about bombing them!
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (21:33:11): we kill just more slowly and practically!
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (22:28:26): so I was right. there were russians at the Syrian base, but they had been warned about the coming strikes
No Safety No Problem (22:28:44): It all makes sense now
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (22:37:35): you fuckers are all stupid idiots. I'm gonna be in school, see. I can defer from the coming draft, see. You stupid bitches are getting drafted, see. Cause you're stupid fucking idiots, the whole lot of you, see.
No Safety No Problem (22:38:02): Aren't we all too old
No Safety No Problem (22:38:16): This is trumps plan to bring jobs back to middle America anyway
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (22:38:24): #MAGAontheFrontlines
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (22:38:55): #BringMiddleAmericaToTheMiddleEast
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (22:44:10): Not by a long shot last draft they drafted people in their 30s. Also given most people are literally too to be drafted being a normal weight makes you more likely
No Safety No Problem (22:45:05): Well it was a good run
No Safety No Problem (22:45:15): Actually I'm just gonna get fat
Friday, 07 April 2017
Glock it too me (06:31:02): Being at fat peace of shit who is almost legally blind finally pays off
Glock it too me (06:31:28): Also we have the worlds largest standing army and robots now
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:51:07): Thanks Drone Daddy Obama!
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (07:52:30): NPR is talking about girl scout cookies increasing cookie eating in the workplace. You should call in Pete
Glock it too me (07:54:20): Be like Brah you don't even know
No Safety No Problem (07:56:31): I accidentally fat shamed my coworker the other day
No Safety No Problem (07:56:59): it was the end of day and I was packing my bag, i see her go to our coworker Mike's desk with a milk carton of creamer and asked if he wanted some
No Safety No Problem (07:57:26): it was a long day so I was tired and I asked her if she just offered him straight up creamer, like i thought to myself that she was just drinking cream at my desk
No Safety No Problem (07:57:31): which isnt too far off from the truth
No Safety No Problem (07:57:39): but it was an awkward moment
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:04:43): Your coworker is just keto af
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:07:04): Was she offended you assumed she was just drinking straight creamer lol
Glock it too me (08:28:31): Wait I'm confused. Back to politics. So we launched missiles and killed Russians. And everyone thinks we are going to start ww3 with Russia. But we also have an on going investigation that's Russia got Trump elected. \n\nSomeone is retarded here. Either Trump or the Media. Or both
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (08:56:07): Media. Not likely we killed any Russians, but it is possible.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (08:56:28): That's why I made a joke last night about libtards being thrown off the scent
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (09:12:03): We apparently warned Russia before hand so they could get their people out
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:14:04): Yup
No Safety No Problem (09:20:56): Russia, don't come to school tomorrow
Glock it too me (09:34:39): Okay so confirmed. Media terrible shills for lefty and Trump confirmed greatest president ever
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (09:34:40): Russia ate my homework
Glock it too me (09:34:42): Got it
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:13:55): Lol left media
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:45:48): https://twitter.com/mrfeelswildride/status/850193430353289216
No Safety No Problem (12:05:20): https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/376334423069032448
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:14:02): Did he mean "power"? Or did he mean obamas secret stash of coke?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (12:14:34): Gun powder
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (12:14:42): Maybe
No Safety No Problem (12:43:14): hillary's emails
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:45:33): Honestly I was doubtful about accelerationism with a trump presidency but I do think it's happening. Clinton would have been trump in slow motion with better rhetoric and some symbolic concessions but with Trump he's doing so much people are getting more pissed by the second. I can't see him lasting a full term tbh and I don't just mean impeachment
No Safety No Problem (12:46:25): cmon space communism
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (12:47:08): He'll wanna quit soon enough
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:47:20): Posadism ftw. Nuclear Holocaust or alien invasion leading to communism
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:47:38): Look it up one of the more bizarre theories lol
No Safety No Problem (12:50:39): is this what commies do all day, fantasize about aliens invading so they can get their NEETbux
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:51:10): Just the cool ones
Glock it too me (13:47:25): Guys. It's time I told you. I'm trans tall. I'm only 5'9 but I always thought I was 6'5.
No Safety No Problem (13:48:02): Shit nigga, ima come out this motherfuckin closet too and admit I'm trans racial
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:48:53): None
No Safety No Problem (13:49:11): give it 10 - 15 years and rachel dolezal will be see as a civil rights activist
No Safety No Problem (13:49:20): and your kids will get to choose their race and gender
Glock it too me (13:49:38): I'm trans trans now. I believe I was born a different gender then I believe I was born wrong as
No Safety No Problem (13:49:54): my son has decided he is a puerto rican woman
No Safety No Problem (13:50:19): when you think about it, race is just abitrary anyway \ufffd
Glock it too me (13:52:16): Hey Pete. How come Dunkey never Die?
No Safety No Problem (13:58:26): because of knack 2 baybeee
Glock it too me (18:54:13): None
Saturday, 08 April 2017
No Safety No Problem (09:39:15): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNqd4hW98sQ
No Safety No Problem (09:39:19): #WhereIsAssange
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:22:26): You jabroni around tonight wanna bowl or something
No Safety No Problem (10:24:11): I'm not around
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:24:29): Ok bozo
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:24:56): None
Glock it too me (10:27:39): I'm around.
Glock it too me (10:27:44): I need to Bowl
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (10:57:15): I'll be around
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:59:36): cool beans. lets try out Murder Lane, aka Stelton Lanes
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (10:59:56): jk. i hear the one on route 1 is super nice now
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (11:00:14): plus that have pool and other stuff
Glock it too me (12:22:15): The one off one Brunswick zone. Super nice. PBA rated lanes
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (12:24:55): Fuck those corporate elites at the PBA. We only knock pins at unionized lanes. Ain't no fat cat big bowling hot shot gonna dictate where I roll.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:34:03): PBA is a union. That's good. \xa0But its for police. \xa0Thats bad.
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:40:00): PBA makes fun of Chris Christie by only referring to him as "The Fat Man" at the PBA ofices in Woodbridge. That's good. The PBA is a tool that enforces Chris Christies laws though. That's bad.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (12:41:24): https://www.pba.com/
No Safety No Problem (12:45:12): Durrrrrrrr
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:45:17): oh woops I thought you meant the police union lol
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:46:52): http://www.njspba.com/
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:47:01): Policemens Benevolent Association is their union name
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (12:47:53): None
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:48:34): this is why I don't drink anymore lol. though that image is prime for drunken memes.
No Safety No Problem (12:53:15): If someone asks why you don't drink just show them that picture
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (12:53:35): "don't be like me kid"
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:03:41): btw Ill share with you guys since I've talked to you all about it before and my bench of friends is not deep, but im now over a month completely sober
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:03:59): look at me ma I made it I'm ok!
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:04:47): Good shit man
No Safety No Problem (13:21:43): Grats kid
Glock it too me (13:23:36): Ya did it kid
Glock it too me (13:24:34): Now let's bowl and talk about the good old days and how we want our sons to play basketball but there mother wants them to dance
No Safety No Problem (13:25:09): No son of mine will be a heterosexual
No Safety No Problem (13:25:28): You think I want to dilute the Sperlazzo bloodline any further? The buck stops here
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (13:26:48): VASECTOMY HERE I COME
Glock it too me (13:27:35): Nah I'll just take enough rounds to go sterile
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:34:55): thanks guys, glad we transitioned immediately back to gay jokes too. i just want my kids to be the gender I tell them to be, is that so bad?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (13:35:03): btw i want them to be an apache helicopter
Glock it too me (14:50:44): I am helicopter
Glock it too me (14:50:48): Wait no
Glock it too me (14:50:57): I helicopter my dick
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (14:51:43): No no no. You helicopter a chick on your dick. You're thinking of windmilling your dick.
Glock it too me (15:46:30): No I do what I want
Glock it too me (15:46:36): Also what time you thinking
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (15:48:43): None
Glock it too me (16:46:06): For real do. Like 7?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (16:46:21): Sure.
Glock it too me (16:51:30): Which one we going going to
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (16:52:00): I'd prefer to not get shot
No Safety No Problem (16:52:17): But bowling is lame without that element of danger
No Safety No Problem (16:52:29): Otherwise you're just rolling a ball down a lane for no reason
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (16:52:58): Who knows, I might break a finger by getting it stuck in a hole
No Safety No Problem (16:53:05): Also while you guys are out help me brainstorm some good themes for my bachelor party. Winning idea goes on a t shirt
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (16:53:42): Hot wings and strippers. At the same time. Touching is encouraged.
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (16:54:29): Blue cheese can be found in the belly button
No Safety No Problem (16:54:30): How would you feel about going out into public with a tshirt featuring mark zuckerbergs head in crosshairs
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (16:54:43): Not comfortable
No Safety No Problem (16:57:15): Too bad
No Safety No Problem (16:57:47): Also speaking of decisions that will get you on a watch list, I just ordered the Million Dollar Extreme book
No Safety No Problem (16:57:54): How To Bomb the US Govt
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (16:59:08): Noice
Glock it too me (16:59:12): Are we eating dinner too?
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (17:02:03): I'm gonna eat at home
Glock it too me (17:25:29): Okay.
Glock it too me (17:27:10): 1 Carolier Ln, North Brunswick Township, NJ 08902
Glock it too me (17:27:16): This one right
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (17:42:17): You tell me
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:44:55): yea ill be eating home at dinner but im not opposed to chilling at the pool section after bowling or something. yea i think that's the one
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (17:45:03): it looks fine to me. lotta lanes. \xa0billiards, arcade etc
Glock it too me (18:06:33): Sounds like plan
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:16:37): Yea that's it
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:16:41): How we do driving
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:17:06): I can drive. Just need to stop and get gas
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:17:18): Is Marcy on the way?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:20:57): Yea we need to get to rt one in Metuchen we can scoop him
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:21:17): K
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:22:05): Leave at 7?
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:24:05): Oh I thought it was arrive at 7, leave in like 10
Amendment #2 Is My #1 (18:32:59): O. Well let me know
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:34:20): Marc?
Glock it too me (18:36:48): I'm finishing up dinner now.
Glock it too me (18:37:00): Can someone swing by and pick me up
Glock it too me (18:37:06): I'll pay for the games
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:39:04): Ok cool if we come through now then?
Glock it too me (18:39:23): Yea. Just gimme like 5 to find my bowling shoes
Glock it too me (18:46:36): Found em
No Safety No Problem (18:46:50): Awwww shit
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:47:09): Already on our way because don't respect your requests for time
No Safety No Problem (18:47:28): Fuck time
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:47:39): Time is a social construct
Glock it too me (18:48:04): Well I better drop this duece quick then
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (18:48:19): You got 5 minutes or you better put on the pampers
Glock it too me (18:48:30): I'm a big kid now
Sunday, 09 April 2017
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:01:02): https://i.imgur.com/3vTGgzE.mp4
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (08:21:05): There's something wrong with Baron
Glock it too me (08:23:48): His servos were off
No Safety No Problem (08:45:27): That's what happens when your parents are like 40 and 60 lol
GroupMe (15:50:57): My Gun Is My Metal Penis changed the group's name to Unprotected Butt Sex Part Deuce
My Gun Is My Metal Penis (15:52:24): In honor of Marc's achievement
Glock it too me (16:04:39): It was a tough fight. But I got the better of him
GroupMe (16:05:21): My Gun Is My Metal Penis changed name to My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown
GroupMe (16:21:45): Amendment #2 Is My #1 changed name to 2 In The Stink
GroupMe (16:43:52): No Safety No Problem changed name to Prolapse Pals
Prolapse Pals (17:09:44): What did I miss
2 In The Stink (17:13:28): Marc has interesting Wednesday nights
Prolapse Pals (17:16:11): Anal wednesdays huh
Glock it too me (17:22:16): Like I said. I was watching a lot of daredevil. One thing lead to another. \n\nLong story short I'm a lawyer now
Prolapse Pals (20:47:38): Just a gentle reminder
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (20:49:44): white jesus commandss you to bomb his home region
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (20:52:56): http://i.imgur.com/D1gONn5.png
Glock it too me (21:12:09): We lost him. The last great white hope of America. Just a dirty libtard
Monday, 10 April 2017
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (15:23:49): https://i.redditmedia.com/lCZK6PzDO_sPRJf3IxEIyouxDy4t-3S0K14u1K8TSmc.jpg?s=1c7a90985a20a147922d3ed91e1d25c9
2 In The Stink (15:25:43): Living dangerously. Got his finger on the trigger before even aiming at his target. Unless...
2 In The Stink (15:25:51): He's aiming for God
Glock it too me (15:26:00): Which of his three houses is that ?
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (15:35:28): His "houses" aka training compounds for the new bolsheviks
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (15:39:42): That should tell you the issue as well that our farthest left politician still enjoys bourgeois decadance. Also though isn't that Trump partially ran on? The systems sucks and I can fix it because I made it to the top so I know why it sucks/what's wrong with it.
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (15:40:04): Bourgeoisie decadances like second houses and hot gay sex
Glock it too me (15:46:00): None
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (15:48:00): Just because you personally benefit from the system doesn't mean you can't criticize the system for being unfair. Like I'm white I've been pulled over 6 times and never got a ticket while if I was black I'd bet I'd have got some tickets. Doesn't mean I can't say that that's fucked up just because I got the good end of the stick.
Glock it too me (15:50:13): None
2 In The Stink (15:51:36): Brian lives on a stick that is up Uncle Sam's ass, but is fortunate enough to live on the tip not inserted in the anus. There's just enough stick on Brian's end of the stick to see daylight. But Brian is close enough to the butthole to know that trouble lies ahead. Or below.
Glock it too me (15:52:43): None
Prolapse Pals (16:45:57): what the fuck are you guys talking about
Prolapse Pals (16:47:16): brian when you say bourgeois it reminds me of that part in Catcher in the Rye
Prolapse Pals (16:47:19): http://alexpeak.com/twr/tcitr/bourgeois.jpg
2 In The Stink (16:48:40): Butt stuff
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (16:59:34): Homsexuality for a while was viewed as "bourgeois\u200b decadance" in russians including Stalin (ergo his anti homsexuality stances). Only the rich had the time and wealth to fuck other dudes in the butt. I'm not making this up, being gay used to be considered a rich thing lol
Glock it too me (17:04:26): We can all agree. Fuck the police
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (17:08:55): ACAB
Prolapse Pals (18:35:09): Look at that faggot, I bet he makes 500k a year
Prolapse Pals (18:35:51): Also I don't get how rich people have to work less than poor people
2 In The Stink (18:48:30): Pete, you're gonna give Brian a chubby
Glock it too me (18:49:17): I do. Poor people are the worst
Prolapse Pals (18:50:31): Every rich person I have seen works like 70 hour weeks lol
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (19:03:54): You don't see rich people you see petite-bourgoies
Glock it too me (19:05:52): I don't see poor people or rich people. I see people in my gated community with swimming pools of champagne. And those outside
Prolapse Pals (19:11:59): So you don't think CEOs work a lot?
Prolapse Pals (19:12:19): I mean besides socialites and maybe actors
Glock it too me (19:41:02): My VP never takes a day off. She even goes on vacation and answers emails for us
2 In The Stink (19:41:49): Sucker
Prolapse Pals (19:42:31): It'll all be worth it when she is buried in a casket you can only dream about
Prolapse Pals (20:56:18): http://i.imgur.com/PttLlaT.jpg
Prolapse Pals (20:56:20): me irl
Prolapse Pals (20:58:54): http://imgur.com/bEpPH9h
Prolapse Pals (20:58:58): these screencaps are too good
Glock it too me (21:32:35): Any of you guys watch daredevil
Prolapse Pals (21:33:34): yea
Glock it too me (21:35:02): This is another Wolverine thing. I dislike the way they treat Hell's Kitchen as all of New York. It's .38 square miles. 34 to 57th
Glock it too me (21:35:08): West side
Prolapse Pals (21:35:40): yea i felt the same way watching it
Prolapse Pals (21:35:46): hes talking about cleaning up hells kitchen etc
Prolapse Pals (21:35:54): i was like dude thats what, two blocks
Glock it too me (21:36:38): When ekltra says my midtown penthouse must due. That's literally max 4 avenues away
Glock it too me (21:37:38): That can ride would be like 5 bucks
Prolapse Pals (21:38:10): is hells kitchen its own city in marvel?
Prolapse Pals (21:38:25): honestly i was wondering that because i dont recall ever hearing "NYC" in the daredevil show
Prolapse Pals (21:38:33): but then they talk about the avengers movie in the first season
Glock it too me (21:38:38): It's NYC
2 In The Stink (21:39:08): You're complaining about a show where the main character can literally see like a bat and is dealing with the aftermath of an alien invasion. Suspend disbelief a little, fool.
Glock it too me (21:39:10): Spider-Man patrols all of it
Glock it too me (21:39:31): Hey. I take height and geography very seriously
Glock it too me (21:40:48): Hell's Kitchen was shit when dare devil was written
Prolapse Pals (21:49:10): maybe hells kitchen looks bigger because all these super heroes are manlets
Tuesday, 11 April 2017
Glock it too me (05:21:43): So I'm flying United for my vacation at the end of the month. I finally get to test my theory that I can withstand a taser blast
Prolapse Pals (07:15:49): If they offer you $200 dollars to take a flight 8 hours later, you take it
Glock it too me (07:28:17): Nah. I'll call there bluff
Glock it too me (07:28:44): THEY GUNNA HAVE TO PUT ME DOWN BEFORE I GIVE UP MY SEAT
Glock it too me (07:28:55): Give me Leg room or give me death
Glock it too me (15:47:18): LinkedIn just suggested I work at planned parenthood
Glock it too me (15:47:38): Borting Babies full time
Prolapse Pals (15:48:05): Well you did say you wanted to be a Planner
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (15:48:08): I guess they don't know about natural birth control
Glock it too me (16:00:21): You mean anime
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (16:00:50): I meant your fists but yea anime too
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (16:01:26): Bitch you best not be pregnant or I'm gonna use these fists to dial the number for planned Parenthood and set up an appointment
Prolapse Pals (16:03:43): then im using these fists to put on an episode of Attack on Titan
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (16:12:42): I'm using these fists to demand adequate birth control for you from the government BITCH
Prolapse Pals (16:13:18): birth control tip #1: there's literally a no baby hole a few centimeters from the baby making hole
2 In The Stink (16:17:03): An A-Hole and a B-Hole, if you will.
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (16:21:37): Hey ladies, don't you hate when your mom asks you when you're gonna pop a baby out your baby making hole? I'm Amy Schumer and welcome to my special
Prolapse Pals (16:25:12): girls, dont you hate when you fart and a stillborn fetus slides out of your gaping vagina?
Prolapse Pals (16:25:17): btw my name is amy schumer, lets have some fun tonight
Prolapse Pals (16:27:04): im going to become the male amy schumer
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (16:27:51): You know what men hate? My period blood. Hey guys, ITS NATURAL AMIRITE LADIES? Bleeding flower power!
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (16:28:07): Male Schumer huh
Prolapse Pals (16:30:13): there's an untapped market of men who want to have a frank discussion about their boners
2 In The Stink (16:45:00): None
Glock it too me (16:58:51): Can I nerd out for a hit sec
Glock it too me (16:59:16): Really glad they kept the comics cannon for injustice 2
Prolapse Pals (17:42:17): Was that the one where super man dies
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (17:43:28): Is wolverine a manlet
Prolapse Pals (17:43:50): If wolverine can see above the steering wheel I want my money back
Glock it too me (17:49:55): Wolverine is marvel you faggots
Glock it too me (17:50:13): And I superman doesn't die. It's not mortal kombat 9
Glock it too me (17:50:33): Raden really fucked that one up
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (17:51:22): I know I was doubling down on my lack of respect for canon
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (17:51:50): Wolverine should be a black woman who's tall
Glock it too me (17:54:19): Hey. No tallies and no darkies
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (17:55:12): None
Glock it too me (17:59:02): Exactly
Prolapse Pals (18:03:18): Now that's what I call wolverine
Prolapse Pals (18:53:01): You guys better fast for a few days before my wedding. Jessie and I are at the food tasting now and everything is so good
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (18:59:49): Awwww yeaaa the foodie in me will come out
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (19:00:01): And if it is too dry or too wet I'm sending it back
2 In The Stink (19:01:11): I need a vegan option.
2 In The Stink (19:01:46): And gluten free
Prolapse Pals (19:01:48): Don't worry Josh we have water on tap
2 In The Stink (19:01:53): And lactose free
Prolapse Pals (19:02:17): I think we will actually have gluten free vegan options lol
2 In The Stink (19:02:39): God damn you, Peter
2 In The Stink (19:02:48): What kind of American are you
Prolapse Pals (19:03:06): We are also getting a carving station so that gives me American points
2 In The Stink (19:03:22): Roast beef
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (19:07:15): If you're not serving fries cooked in duck fat then I don't want to know you
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (19:10:11): Is the menu a surprise or will ya tell us what's on it
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (19:12:37): "the thing about dodges is that the engines like to FUCK OUT on you" angry Vidya nerd now angry car nerd
Prolapse Pals (19:27:02): He seems like he needs some time to relax
Wednesday, 12 April 2017
Prolapse Pals (06:45:46): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDXrP9HET2A&feature=youtu.be
Prolapse Pals (06:45:57): This is what my marriage is going to look like, cant wait
2 In The Stink (06:51:02): That music
Prolapse Pals (06:51:18): heheheheh
Glock it too me (06:55:26): So that's how the joker started
Glock it too me (06:55:56): Why so serious
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (07:20:32): Pete stop laughing all the time
Prolapse Pals (07:23:15): Heheheh
Glock it too me (07:27:13): You always laugh when I want to be serious.
Prolapse Pals (07:30:04): Divorce heheheheh
Glock it too me (07:54:39): So my transgender ex boyfriend is going to be a lawyer. \n\nI feel like my life isn't real sometimes
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (07:57:45): Welcome to the new normal. Honestly the worst part of that sentence is the lawyer part.
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (07:58:50): It's like we're finally getting to a point where it's bad to openly hate transgenders, so you decide to become the most hated profession
Prolapse Pals (08:07:40): Did you just assume my gender?!
Prolapse Pals (08:08:22): Honestly I'm just biding my time until about 5 years into the future when you can become transracial
Prolapse Pals (08:08:26): I'm gonna be black
Glock it too me (08:11:39): I'm trans trans
Glock it too me (08:12:09): I think I was labeled correctly at birth
Prolapse Pals (08:12:29): I'm gonna transition only so I can transition BACK
Prolapse Pals (09:31:15): Marc, what is going on in Duquense lol
Prolapse Pals (09:31:16): http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/apr/11/students-fear-new-chick-fil-will-create-unsafe-spa/
2 In The Stink (09:34:00): I hated so much about that article
Prolapse Pals (09:34:57): this is a chick fil a free space
Prolapse Pals (09:35:12): these waffle fries oppress me
2 In The Stink (09:47:13): They do make a damn good chicken sandwich
Prolapse Pals (09:54:28): Hell yea
Prolapse Pals (09:54:54): my love of waffle fries and convenience greatly win out over any morals i may have
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (09:55:17): Youre a liberal through and through pete
Prolapse Pals (09:55:59): that's the best compliment youve ever given me
Prolapse Pals (09:56:13): you mean i am enlightened and always right?
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (09:57:35): I mean you value you our own comfort over anything else
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (09:57:55): LIBERALS GET OUT
Prolapse Pals (09:58:04): and oppressive fast food places!
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (09:59:55): Fuck corporations in general tbh fam
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (10:00:35): You guys see #StandWithUnited lol
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (10:03:03): None
2 In The Stink (10:03:42): Is it just this one guy
Prolapse Pals (10:03:57): lolol
Prolapse Pals (10:04:09): what is the logic for this one
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (10:04:31): Joe Walsh is a pretty famous conservative pundit I'm sure some other bootlickers followed his lead
Prolapse Pals (10:05:37): without the element of danger that you will be dragged off of your flight, what is the point of flying? to get from point A to point B?
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (10:06:51): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9Jmk-rWsAQSuek.jpg
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (10:07:02): Aw shit mean to link his other tweet
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (10:08:37): None
Prolapse Pals (10:08:54): lolol
Prolapse Pals (10:09:06): but if he is flying MORE with united because of this, how is the market going to self correct
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (10:09:42): Logic was never part of right wing libertarianism
2 In The Stink (10:27:27): You know what I appreciate most about this week. You don't hear conservatives complaining about advertisers removing their shit from Fox News. FREE MARKETS BABY!!!
Prolapse Pals (10:29:24): What happened?
2 In The Stink (10:30:44): Bill oreilly sexual harassment scandal. Ny times reported that he paid out $13M to settle outside of court with like 5 different women, all pertaining to sexual harassment in the workplace
2 In The Stink (10:31:09): So all good advertisers started removing their ads from his air
2 In The Stink (10:31:19): His advertisers*
Prolapse Pals (10:35:29): Hasn't this been a thing for a while
Prolapse Pals (10:35:46): I recall hearing about Oreilley get in hot water when they busted the CEO
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (10:38:22): It's not his first sexual assaults case so you've probably heard this before
Prolapse Pals (10:40:09): RIP billy O
2 In The Stink (10:42:28): He is starting a vacation. Today.
2 In The Stink (10:42:31): A Wednesday
2 In The Stink (10:42:36): He's fine
Prolapse Pals (11:16:08): Thank god
Prolapse Pals (12:14:59): Fuck my life I just sent a confidential email to the wrong person
2 In The Stink (12:51:03): What was in it?\n\ufffd
Prolapse Pals (12:51:50): nothing exciting unfortunately, although if you read all the first letters in the sentence it says FUCK MY ASS
Glock it too me (13:02:30): So just got back
Glock it too me (13:02:52): So my college is very religious and we don't take kindly to gays. Not even kidding.
Glock it too me (13:03:17): Out VP of student life is quoted to saying he doesn't think there are gays on campus
Glock it too me (13:03:33): AND THOSE WHINY FAGGOTS DONT WANT A CHIC FILLA
Glock it too me (13:03:40): I would have killed to have one
Glock it too me (13:04:18): Also blah blah you are commies and stupid for thinking the government should be big because they are literally the worse
Glock it too me (13:04:24): But back to chic filla
Glock it too me (13:04:37): This is wolverine level mad
Glock it too me (13:05:11): Also a lot of advertisers pulled from Papa Bear. All mine did
Prolapse Pals (13:40:47): Pro tip, don't go to a catholic school and then complain they aren't accepting of LGBT people lol
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (15:55:39): https://twitter.com/UNGeneva/status/852060972923723776
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (15:56:06): stupid commies, you may not agree wtih mother-child transmission of hiv and aids but hiv has a right to its opinion!
Prolapse Pals (16:00:32): That settles it, I'm moving to Cuba
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (16:00:53): just one less thang to worry about
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (16:00:59): mother child aids transmissions
Prolapse Pals (16:02:18): yea my biggest fear about fatherhood is giving my kid AIDS
Prolapse Pals (16:03:09): but nothing will stop my heroin addiction
2 In The Stink (17:14:21): Charlie Murphy died
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (17:15:32): Damn that's sad he was awesome. I didn't even know he was sick
2 In The Stink (17:16:09): None
Glock it too me (18:04:32): Rip
Glock it too me (18:05:24): Also good for Cuba. You starve your citizens enough that even Aids don't want it. Also think about how many sharks got aids from the fleeing refugees. Poor sharks
Prolapse Pals (18:05:54): No they just quarantine people with hiv apparently
Prolapse Pals (18:06:21): And Cuba was more or less cut off from the outside world during the aids epidrmic
Prolapse Pals (18:06:27): At least according to professor Reddit
Glock it too me (18:07:16): Fuck you pete. Think of the sharks
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (18:07:34): Lol that sounds like my mom when I told her Cuba has 0% child homelessness and 0% child malnutrition, she said that's because they kill them lol
Prolapse Pals (18:07:44): Idk it seems true lol
Prolapse Pals (18:07:52): Look us los frikis
Prolapse Pals (18:08:05): People that intentionally gave themselves hiv so they could live in the quarantine
Prolapse Pals (18:08:10): Since it was less oppressive
2 In The Stink (18:19:50): https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/12/15259400/burger-king-google-home-ad-wikipedia
Prolapse Pals (18:20:41): http://stickerkitty.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/theylive2.jpg
2 In The Stink (18:21:46): Eat flame broiled burger
Prolapse Pals (18:22:25): The NSA is going to get real sick of hearing about BK
Prolapse Pals (18:24:51): Also fuck BK for advertising their burgers as flame broiled, like it's not just microwaved
Prolapse Pals (18:24:57): I take fast food very seriously
2 In The Stink (18:26:00): Actually, I think they are legitimately flame broiled. It's like one of those conveyer belt toasters
Prolapse Pals (18:26:14): That's even worse
Prolapse Pals (18:26:33): I want a soulful old black man or my dad grilling, not some machine
2 In The Stink (18:26:38): I think they're better than McDonalds burgers
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (21:19:52): We all know Wendy's burgers are the best though
2 In The Stink (21:45:12): Five Guys is better
2 In The Stink (21:45:15): https://www.instagram.com/p/BSytT40hmeU/
2 In The Stink (21:45:25): This is pure gold
2 In The Stink (21:45:42): #DenyNothing
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (21:58:22): imagine Nathan next season, it turned out he was behind the Trump Campaign
Prolapse Pals (22:01:32): That explains why trump said he was friends with Steve jobs
2 In The Stink (22:04:09): Word on the street is that Dende is alive and well. In fact, I even heard he's working for the administration.
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (22:04:42): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaGxDNWcmx4
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (22:04:45): its too good
2 In The Stink (22:12:18): I love that he so willingly just goes along with Nathan's plan
Glock it too me (22:37:46): Hey. Hey. Everyone shut up
Glock it too me (22:50:55): The sexy conductor is on the train
Glock it too me (22:51:03): What do I do
2 In The Stink (22:54:13): Ask her about the caboose
2 In The Stink (22:54:41): And rails. Getting railed. Railing. Railing accessories.
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (22:55:23): Tell her you'd like to conduct-her
Prolapse Pals (23:04:01): all great train puns that will lead to sex, no doubt
Glock it too me (23:04:20): Okay
Glock it too me (23:04:35): She said slide my engine in her hollland tunnel.
Glock it too me (23:04:47): But the holland tunnel is only for cars
Glock it too me (23:04:57): It ruined it
Glock it too me (23:05:13): Then she said high jackman was a great wolverine
Prolapse Pals (23:09:31): did she even see how tall he was
Glock it too me (23:10:34): She a dumb bitch
Thursday, 13 April 2017
Glock it too me (08:13:18): I just ripped ass on a very crowded train. And it was loud
2 In The Stink (08:18:33): Tap on the woman's shoulder next to you and say, "hey, that was me."
Prolapse Pals (08:18:45): Own up to it
Glock it too me (08:19:26): Nah I was standing. People were perfect level
GroupMe (08:20:57): Glock it too me changed the group's name to Not my Wolverine
GroupMe (08:21:13): Glock it too me changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (08:22:37): Glock it too me changed name to 5'3 hairy and Canadian
Prolapse Pals (08:26:07): Finally we can have crucial discussions here
GroupMe (08:31:23): 2 In The Stink changed name to Blame Canada
5'3 hairy and Canadian (08:31:47): This is make or break
GroupMe (08:32:42): 5'3 hairy and Canadian changed the group's avatar
5'3 hairy and Canadian (08:33:05): Pete this will come up at your wedding
5'3 hairy and Canadian (08:33:41): Jessie's 12 year old cousin brings it up. Immma drop the bitch
Prolapse Pals (09:06:58): I guess now is a bad time to tell you we have been contemplating a wolverine themed wedding
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:07:38): Which wolverine
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (14:40:49): A TALL Wolverwine Wedding
Prolapse Pals (15:15:55): http://mommyslittlesunshine.blogspot.com/2012/01/we-picked-name.html?m=1
Prolapse Pals (15:16:00): the comments are great here
Prolapse Pals (15:18:09): I love unique names too!! My 19 month old is named Breeielii (pronounced "Bree-ay-lee) and my 47 month old is named Rayman Origins
Blame Canada (15:21:01): So Pete, you trying to hint at something here.
Blame Canada (15:21:33): You're not using condoms no more.
Prolapse Pals (15:21:38): i'd like to announce the birth of my son, Taigley
Blame Canada (15:21:48): Petey Pablo Jr on the way?
Prolapse Pals (15:21:56): i sure hope not
Blame Canada (15:22:32): I'll hold your hand through your first bortion.
Prolapse Pals (15:23:28): I hope and pray to god my little fetus has a soul\nBecause I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (15:24:27): Lol Rayman origins
Blame Canada (15:27:50): Beautiful poetry
5'3 hairy and Canadian (15:43:48): Pete's getting married in 100 days. \n\nTime to start phase 8 \n\nExecute order 66
Prolapse Pals (15:45:55): only a jew deals in absolutes
Prolapse Pals (16:17:42): speaking of that
Prolapse Pals (16:17:53): @5'3 hairy and Canadian was there ever any closure on the Jar Jar Binks = Sith Lord thing
Prolapse Pals (16:18:05): just thought about this today and the fan theory is almost too good to not be true
Blame Canada (16:18:34): Lucas kind of confirmed it, but it never officially became canon
Prolapse Pals (16:18:52): oh shiiiiiit
Prolapse Pals (16:19:01): that explains why Dooku was just thrown in there at the last minute story-wise
Blame Canada (16:19:17): Yeah
Prolapse Pals (16:19:53): so jar jar..... is the phantom menace
Blame Canada (16:20:42): Precisely
Prolapse Pals (16:25:25): http://imgur.com/L8ycZRh
Prolapse Pals (16:25:29): i gotta get out of this rabbit hole
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (17:03:09): http://nypost.com/2017/04/12/comey-oks-new-tv-series-to-boost-fbis-image/
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (17:04:03): "please like us" -comey and friends from the FBI
Blame Canada (17:04:54): Back to back with Mr Robot would be interesting
My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown (17:17:45): but muh russian state propaganda RT
5'3 hairy and Canadian (17:35:33): Mr Robot will be featured this year at a cyber circuitry summit
GroupMe (17:41:48): My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown changed the topic to: Wolverine - Manlet, or 6'2?
GroupMe (17:42:02): My Face Is White, My Dick Is Brown changed name to Team Tall-Verine
Team Tall-Verine (17:53:56): None
5'3 hairy and Canadian (19:25:31): My fraternity brother is now a 5% we
5'3 hairy and Canadian (19:25:39): Fucking hell
5'3 hairy and Canadian (19:25:44): Aka a bad thing
Team Tall-Verine (19:26:32): oh I see so this is like the male version of "It Works!"
Blame Canada (19:30:41): Wut
Prolapse Pals (19:33:51): ???
Team Tall-Verine (19:34:55): You know all those girls from high school now selling plastic wrap to make fatties bellies less fattie
Team Tall-Verine (19:35:07): the company that sells that magic plastic wrap is called "It Works"
Blame Canada (19:35:24): Wut
Blame Canada (19:35:28): Plastic wrap
Blame Canada (19:35:35): Dafuq you taking about
Team Tall-Verine (19:36:10): None
Team Tall-Verine (19:36:24): all from wrapping your stomach in plastic wrap for a few hours
Blame Canada (19:48:19): Does the FDA have jurisdiction over stupid?
Team Tall-Verine (19:52:56): as though the FDA has any real power
Team Tall-Verine (19:53:24): wait till trump deregulates food. get ready to test for your own for botulism boys!
5'3 hairy and Canadian (21:34:25): Pete when do we vote on your first dance song
5'3 hairy and Canadian (21:34:40): I'm voting Petters in the low
Prolapse Pals (21:34:56): That's a solid choice
Prolapse Pals (21:35:11): Ya'll remember me, I'm the biggest nig alive
Blame Canada (21:35:57): https://youtu.be/TTTtVBePQYM
5'3 hairy and Canadian (21:35:59): I spent the proceeds all on cake now I'm a fat ass piggy need to flee from crime
5'3 hairy and Canadian (21:37:31): https://youtu.be/yrI_sjsQzrE
Blame Canada (21:38:06): Too white
5'3 hairy and Canadian (21:38:24): NO SUCH THING
5'3 hairy and Canadian (21:38:28): POWER
Prolapse Pals (21:39:12): http://a4.img.talkingpointsmemo.com/image/upload/c_fill,fl_keep_iptc,g_faces,h_365,w_652/ecli8j6yjirikuar07ma.jpg
5'3 hairy and Canadian (21:40:09): https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE
Team Tall-Verine (21:41:07): I love the internet sometimes
Blame Canada (21:41:21): https://youtu.be/1XwoE1YfJBc
Blame Canada (21:43:15): Pete, promise me that your wedding will feature a heaping ton of southern, ghetto, Atlanta rap instead of Billy Joel crap
Prolapse Pals (21:43:36): It will be crunk as fuck
5'3 hairy and Canadian (21:47:37): https://youtu.be/5-2nByd2cr4
Blame Canada (21:56:12): That was amazing
Friday, 14 April 2017
Prolapse Pals (07:46:28): https://vid.me/fH01
Prolapse Pals (07:46:36): This is the future
Team Tall-Verine (07:51:19): That dad's been using that Alexa a little too much
5'3 hairy and Canadian (07:53:41): Alexa. You know what I like
5'3 hairy and Canadian (07:54:00): Sorry sexbox. You have been replaced
Team Tall-Verine (07:54:30): "Loading previous search for 'women thinner than my fat wife' "
5'3 hairy and Canadian (08:00:44): "Sorry John. But that produced to many search results for me to process"\n\n"I know Alexa. I know"
5'3 hairy and Canadian (08:04:28): None
Team Tall-Verine (08:09:08): Can't argue with that
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:10:25): I was talking to a female employee. She mentioned the wage gap and I just left
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:10:33): I know a trap when I see one
Prolapse Pals (09:13:46): Tell her you have a good way to stick it to the patriarchy and defeat the wage gap, all she has to do is submit to you sexually and you'll pay the difference between your salaries
Prolapse Pals (09:13:48): Win win win
Team Tall-Verine (09:43:28): Oh boy I was wondering when we'd get political
Prolapse Pals (09:44:13): Happy Good Friday to you too
Prolapse Pals (09:44:37): Thanks for asking about my savior btw \U0001f612
Team Tall-Verine (09:46:39): This war on Easter, like the war on coal and white people, must end!
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:46:54): None
Prolapse Pals (09:46:59): They're all closely tied together
Prolapse Pals (09:47:24): What do naughty white people get on Christmas, aka Pre-Easter?
Team Tall-Verine (09:51:32): Time for bring back the church burn for this weekend only. How you like me now ya priest bitch?
Team Tall-Verine (09:51:38): A durrrr
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:23:03): NBC is taking me to the NHL store
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:23:09): Anyone need anything
Team Tall-Verine (10:23:25): Yea destroy NBC
Prolapse Pals (10:24:16): F A K E
Prolapse Pals (10:24:19): N E W S
Prolapse Pals (10:24:29): You can't spell Crap without Rap
Team Tall-Verine (10:25:01): None
Team Tall-Verine (10:25:21): I only resist Trump in my authentic Katy Perry's!
Prolapse Pals (10:25:44): lol "the resistance"
Team Tall-Verine (10:33:37): http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/04/12/523603112/alabama-senate-says-church-can-start-its-own-police-force
Team Tall-Verine (10:33:51): the jesus police are placing you under arrest!
Prolapse Pals (10:34:51): Eat meat on Fridays during Lent, motherfucker. I dare you.
Blame Canada (10:39:33): Marc, get me some free jerseys. I'll only accept free. No more. No less.
Team Tall-Verine (10:41:00): if' im paying you for the jersey, I don't want it. if you're paying me to wear the jersey, I don't want that neither
Blame Canada (10:42:03): If you're paying me, then I'm just a shill. Who do you think I am, Hillary Clinton?
Prolapse Pals (10:42:08): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:42:10): I asked my rep. She said that Josh no since you are and I quote. "A faggot"
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:43:00): Best I can get for you guys is 30% off
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:43:16): Of clothes
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:43:25): Like you'll wear capris
Prolapse Pals (10:43:41): Perfect
Team Tall-Verine (10:44:27): I only want my clothes 100% \ufffd
Team Tall-Verine (10:44:32): 100% off
Team Tall-Verine (10:44:33): damn it
Team Tall-Verine (10:45:27): im so glad i don't have to try to impress random women anymore, because my lack of grammar would make it really hard to follow. haley's a bit used to my grammar mistakes and can fill in the blanks
Prolapse Pals (10:46:02): im so glad i dont have to try to impress random women either anymore because it's no fun lying about nearly every aspect of your life/personality
Team Tall-Verine (10:47:09): "oh yea I love going dancing on friday nights, normally me and my boys go out and get a few drinks and get our salsa on" in reality im sitting at home in my boxers taking hits from a bong eating leftover taco bell
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:47:16): I'm so glad I do have to impress women because I love lying about everything
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:47:34): Lying is the most fun a girl can have with her clothes on
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:47:40): Second is chess
Prolapse Pals (10:47:48): third is lying about chess
Prolapse Pals (10:47:57): really helpful when you play someone in prison
Prolapse Pals (10:48:24): but for real
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:48:51): I think it's because if you are beta bucks. And I'm Omega. Because when I get the puss. It's OVER
Prolapse Pals (10:48:52): i hate saying to a girl "oh yea this weekend me and my boys are going to go hit up the bars" and what i really mean is "i'm going to sit at home and not bathe and work on my screenplay about dick biting"
Team Tall-Verine (10:49:08): i stopped lying eventually after i realized i could tell the truth about myself and women thought i was just joking and trying to make them laugh, which also worked
Team Tall-Verine (10:49:47): destroyer of pussies huh
Team Tall-Verine (10:49:53): the alpha and omega of puss
Prolapse Pals (10:50:26): i never thought of that
Prolapse Pals (10:50:26): hmm
Prolapse Pals (10:50:55): "hahaha brian you're so funny! hey girls listen to this guy, he says he spent his weekend brainstorming a fictional TV station that broadcasts only dad-related content"
Team Tall-Verine (10:51:05): oh yea. "What are you doing tomorrow?" \xa0"waking up at noon smoking a joint and watching netflix for the rest of the day" "hahaha no really what?"
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:51:34): Revelations 21:6
Prolapse Pals (10:51:36): the thing i realized is that girls actually do nothing with their time
Team Tall-Verine (10:51:36): man i miss bachelor college days lol. those few years of just chilling out did me a lot of good
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:52:27): I am the alpha and the Omega. The beginning and the end. I will give onto her that is a thirst of the fountain of the jizz of my dick freely
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:54:04): I made a bible verse about jazz
5'3 hairy and Canadian (10:54:07): Jizz
Team Tall-Verine (10:54:10): Her: "Cum for me" You: "You shall have free access to my seed soon enough my lady"
Team Tall-Verine (10:54:25): oh look for 'spilling seed'
Prolapse Pals (10:54:30): bitch this cum aint for you
Prolapse Pals (10:54:32): you're just in my warpath
Team Tall-Verine (10:54:53): Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother.
Team Tall-Verine (10:55:31): Then Judah said to Onan, "Go in to your brother's wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother." 9Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. 10But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.\u2026
Team Tall-Verine (10:55:36): damn bible is fucked up
Prolapse Pals (10:56:05): C U C K
Team Tall-Verine (10:56:06): these christian extremist need to be kept in check. spilling seed on the ground and then killing yourself because it displeased the lord who asked you to fuck your dead brothers wife
Prolapse Pals (10:57:39): The Lord works in mysterious ways
Team Tall-Verine (10:58:25): \u201cNo one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
Team Tall-Verine (10:58:31): damn marc you condemned Greg to hell
Team Tall-Verine (10:59:33): \u201cWhen men fight with one another and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand. Your eye shall have no pity." damn this one is oddly specific, i feel like there has to be a backstory to this
5'3 hairy and Canadian (11:00:51): Austin 3:16. I just whipped your ass
Prolapse Pals (15:24:14): None
Team Tall-Verine (17:15:54): None
Team Tall-Verine (17:15:59): None
Team Tall-Verine (17:16:05): Bathroom stall got me today
Team Tall-Verine (17:24:31): Also this one
Team Tall-Verine (17:24:43): None
Prolapse Pals (19:13:31): Where have these bathrooms been all my life
Prolapse Pals (21:57:55): https://twitter.com/lilbthebasedgod/status/853026851693801472
Prolapse Pals (21:57:58): Stay woke
Team Tall-Verine (22:12:59): He right die listen to mother gaiea
Team Tall-Verine (22:13:06): Doe*
Saturday, 15 April 2017
5'3 hairy and Canadian (00:01:20): Mother Gaiea is a woman. Women don't know shit. Name one woman better then a man
Blame Canada (00:01:52): Hillary Clinton
Blame Canada (00:01:57): \ufffd
Team Tall-Verine (08:30:19): Awful. Hates freedom
Prolapse Pals (09:45:24): None
Team Tall-Verine (10:03:42): /r/oldpeoplefacebook?
Prolapse Pals (10:05:09): No I saw it from another site but someone probably lifted it from there
Team Tall-Verine (10:05:34): BUH-BYE KIDDOS
Team Tall-Verine (10:30:46): also i saw power rangers last night with haley
Team Tall-Verine (10:30:50): worth a watch
Blame Canada (10:54:09): I completely forgot about that. I really wanted to see it
Prolapse Pals (10:54:30): I'm still hard from the new Star Wars teaser
Blame Canada (10:56:33): Luke in Star Wars 8 is a little bit country, and a little bit rock and roll. Just a little bit of the dark side. Smidge of light
Blame Canada (10:57:26): Yoda was a dumbass is what we learned
Blame Canada (10:57:43): As was Obi Wan
Prolapse Pals (10:59:05): That prequel trilogy ruined everything lol
Team Tall-Verine (11:01:19): just wait for those to be remade
Blame Canada (11:02:10): Just wait until Disney says fuck it, throw Wolverine in the mix.
Team Tall-Verine (11:02:34): or watch the real life Eric Foreman aka Topher Graces version, he condensed the first three movies into one decent movie and apparently its actually good. you just need to download it illegally as he can't sell it
Prolapse Pals (11:09:11): Did he remove all the dialogue
Prolapse Pals (11:09:19): And Sam L Jackson
Prolapse Pals (11:09:24): And Yoda
Prolapse Pals (11:09:30): And Jar Jar
Prolapse Pals (11:09:37): And the Chinese aliens
Team Tall-Verine (11:09:59): its just the three scrolling title screens
5'3 hairy and Canadian (18:02:07): Brian Pete. Happy almost Easter. Josh. Happy nothing bad happened and we don't know what you're talking about day 3
Blame Canada (18:05:10): Which day did Jesus become a flying zombie god, Friday or Sunday?
Prolapse Pals (18:44:07): Dies Friday
Prolapse Pals (18:44:17): Comes back as a zombie on Sunday
Blame Canada (18:45:27): So he knew before he died that this was gonna become a holiday, cause he's god and all. What a self aggrandizing dick.
Prolapse Pals (18:49:15): Yea the church makes a big deal about him dying for us, but come on the dude can come back from the dead
Prolapse Pals (18:49:19): Big fucking deal
Prolapse Pals (18:49:42): Shit if I could come back from the dead I'd kill my self at parties for fun
Prolapse Pals (18:59:00): Btw have you guys seen Death Note? I just finished it because the movie is coming out in august and it was surprisingly good
Blame Canada (19:01:20): What is it
Blame Canada (19:01:29): Show?
Prolapse Pals (19:02:10): Yea it's an anime lol
Prolapse Pals (19:02:20): If you can get past the tropes it's actually cool
Prolapse Pals (19:02:33): I'm hoping the Netflix movie is good
5'3 hairy and Canadian (20:06:33): I only watch Yugioh
Prolapse Pals (20:09:19): Keep it that way
Prolapse Pals (20:09:22): Keep yourself pure
5'3 hairy and Canadian (20:14:43): I'm as pure as cocaine
Blame Canada (20:15:34): Cocaine can only ever get to about 96% purity. You heathen.
Prolapse Pals (20:17:44): What about meth
Blame Canada (20:21:29): About as pure as that pancake loving cripple, Finn
Sunday, 16 April 2017
Team Tall-Verine (10:50:52): Steve watched death note I think
Team Tall-Verine (10:51:18): Also I'm peeling potatoes and then the potato gave me this look
Team Tall-Verine (10:51:24): That spud can get it
Prolapse Pals (11:33:29): That's a horney spud
Blame Canada (11:34:06): More like stud
Prolapse Pals (11:42:03): Don't forget to hide your eggs from The Lord today
Team Tall-Verine (11:44:12): Oh man the gospel today huh. "Peter and the other disciple ran towards the tomb, but the other disciple ran faster and got there first." Why are we reading fiction written by A 5th grader
Team Tall-Verine (11:44:16): Jesus fan fic
Team Tall-Verine (11:44:22): Not canon
Prolapse Pals (11:45:01): Lol that would get a C- if a high schooler turned that into his creative writing class
Prolapse Pals (11:46:02): None
Prolapse Pals (11:46:16): I'm on fire today with my GroupMe equivalents of forwards
Team Tall-Verine (11:48:46): Damn Pete you browsing full communism or what?
Prolapse Pals (11:48:55): No dank memes
Prolapse Pals (11:49:03): There's an overlap
Team Tall-Verine (11:49:21): Cant wait till I hear you one day call yourself a socialist or communist
Prolapse Pals (11:49:31): That ship has sailed
Blame Canada (11:49:42): Speaking of luxury gay space Communism, I watched the Independence Day sequel. It was horrible.
Team Tall-Verine (11:49:45): It's never to late to become who you were meant to be
Team Tall-Verine (11:50:10): Did anyone welcome anyone to Earf
Prolapse Pals (11:50:12): I heard Independence Day 2 had a unusual amount of Chinese people for a movie about an American holiday
Blame Canada (11:54:57): Yeah, it was obvious that they wanted it to play well in China.
Blame Canada (11:55:11): They didn't welcome anyone to urf
Blame Canada (11:56:22): Again, speaking of luxury gay space, you all should watch The Discovery
Blame Canada (11:57:07): Pretty good scifi movie in the way that Eternal Sunshine was
Prolapse Pals (12:02:14): Or Star Trek
Prolapse Pals (12:02:26): That's legit communism and it's gay as fuck
Team Tall-Verine (12:07:17): TFW when your species won't move past capital accumulation as the driving force for action in your lifetime :(
Prolapse Pals (12:07:40): Thanks a lot humans \U0001f621
Team Tall-Verine (12:07:56): Thanks ruling class!
Prolapse Pals (12:08:50): Don't worry, it'll trickle down
Blame Canada (12:09:19): We must stop this class warfare and just accept that we're scum!!
Blame Canada (12:09:27): Bottom feeders!
Team Tall-Verine (12:12:24): I like how a economic system that's only been in place for 200 years of human history is our 'human nature' lol
Team Tall-Verine (12:12:36): Marc's asleep, quick post pro commie propaganda
Prolapse Pals (12:12:37): Josh is in acceptance, brian is in denial
Prolapse Pals (12:12:56): Alternating with anger
Team Tall-Verine (12:13:37): With all the RTJ I've been listening to recently it's about 95% anger
Prolapse Pals (12:14:28): Soon you'll move onto rage against the machine
Team Tall-Verine (12:18:11): Oh I went from them to RTJ, Zack De la roacha made it an easy transition
Prolapse Pals (12:20:33): So far so good
5'3 hairy and Canadian (18:18:47): I want my kids to do theatre so I can sit in the audience and put my heads in my hand and say "I was a star athlete. This is your mothers fault "
Prolapse Pals (18:19:49): I'm glad we are looking at the big pictures here
5'3 hairy and Canadian (18:25:48): Just see my son up there. Dancing around in his tights singing. When he could be in tights wrestling other men.
Team Tall-Verine (18:36:45): What if your daughter wrestles, and your wife is at her match head in her hands "I was the star actress. This is your father's fault"
Team Tall-Verine (18:49:36): https://i.redd.it/e1np0sgy8ery.jpg
Team Tall-Verine (18:58:18): Hey kid, want to get a cat bod?
5'3 hairy and Canadian (19:02:41): I'll sit in the crowd. Head in my hand and go. "So proud. Just shut up Dianne. You know they only thing the kids got from you was that hyphened last name you stuck up bitch"
Blame Canada (23:40:18): https://i.redditmedia.com/Q6CKVhF90vK6SoKb6aifQQVCnlmsMABzukmkeU7tJ4s.jpg?s=003983d2971feda98f65b3a61c12880a
Monday, 17 April 2017
5'3 hairy and Canadian (08:40:33): The Washington post said rasism was the number 1 factor of people voting for trump. I clicked the links to the study and literally it was just a recap of the study booklet. No findings.
5'3 hairy and Canadian (08:40:52): This is why i hate everything
Prolapse Pals (09:01:08): Well I certainly voted for him because of racism
Prolapse Pals (09:01:32): Fucking Chinese bastards
Team Tall-Verine (09:05:43): I mean I do think it played a part, if you are a racist you probably voted for Trump. He also attracted people who like authoritarianism from another study I saw. But ou can also say it was the 100k people in PA, MI and WI who flipped from Democrat to Republican and gave trump those 3 swing states.
Prolapse Pals (09:06:04): Racist is just the latest media buzzword
Prolapse Pals (09:06:15): It's kind of a meaningless phrase
Prolapse Pals (09:06:56): Who qualifies to be considered a racist
Team Tall-Verine (09:11:23): If you think someone is bad or lesser than simply due to their race. For example Trump's very first speech when he said he was running when he said Mexicans were rapists, murders, drug dealers, and that there's probably some that must be good people just by statistical chance
Prolapse Pals (09:13:54): that is an extremely loose definition though, it's very malleable so you can accuse people of being a racist, which is the big social crime of the hour
Prolapse Pals (09:14:24): are you the grand dragon of the KKK? you're a racist. are you someone who said something critical of BLM? you're a racist. etc
Prolapse Pals (09:14:43): it's how buzzfeed gets 90% of its traffic i bet lol
Team Tall-Verine (09:14:46): Give me an example when someone says that someone is lesser than or bad due to their race but that is just a poor interpretation of their words.
Prolapse Pals (09:15:53): you've never heard someone who isnt alt right accused of being racist or something?
Prolapse Pals (09:16:07): http://www.highsnobiety.com/2016/04/27/ghost-in-the-shell-hollywood-racism/
Prolapse Pals (09:16:15): stupid shit like this, it's a media buzzword
Team Tall-Verine (09:20:23): Well Hollywood as a whole is racist and white washes a lot.it white washes a lot. I mean the movie 21, in real life, everyone was Asian. In the movie everyone was white except one. How is that not literal white washing. Hollywood does do it it a lot. Tom Cruise is the last Matt Damon protecting the great Wall. Tom Hanks is the last nigga on Earth.
Team Tall-Verine (09:20:46): that was an accidental link lol
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:21:20): There aren't enough Asians to carry a franchise though
Team Tall-Verine (09:21:31): That's because Hollywood's don't cast Asians in the first place
Prolapse Pals (09:22:32): so how does that imply that hollywood thinks that asian people are bad or lesser due to their race?
Prolapse Pals (09:23:10): also id disagree about the whitewashing thing but thats a different story
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:25:06): If you got millions on the Line are you gunna risk it on an unknown
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:25:42): Listen. Whites are just better at everything. Look at colors
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:25:48): Everything goes with white
Prolapse Pals (09:25:51): also famous american actors are a big deal in asia
Prolapse Pals (09:26:03): The Great Wall for example is a chinese film, cast by chinese people with a chinese director
Prolapse Pals (09:26:11): intended to be a hit in both the US and abroad
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:26:16): There was a whole episode of entourage about it
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:29:18): Like most things. Everyone is wrong
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:29:54): Shits fucked up. And we are all just trying to shove the shit to the other side so we can say we cleaned
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:30:21): Become a libertarian. We turn shit into jobs
Team Tall-Verine (09:31:25): Its less opportunity based on race. Let me extend by example. It's studied and known that people with black sounding names or show up to interviews and are black have a lesser % chance of being hired when everything else is equal. That's structural systemic racism where one side has the power to choose what they want (the employer, hollywood) and can act racist through never selecting a certain race if they wanted to because it's there choice.
Prolapse Pals (09:32:42): ok but now you see how your definition of racist is getting looser and looser
Team Tall-Verine (09:32:54): It's not it's just in subtle action here
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:33:04): Josh. We need more dick jokes
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:33:26): Gays am I right.
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:33:32): So nicely dressed
Team Tall-Verine (09:33:39): It's not telling someone of a race they're lesser directly like never hiring them or picking them.
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:33:45): Valued members of society
Team Tall-Verine (09:33:47): Yes let's stop this loo
Team Tall-Verine (09:33:49): Lol
Prolapse Pals (09:34:09): agree to disagree, bippity boppity
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:34:28): But we can all agree
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:34:38): Die hard 2 was shit
Prolapse Pals (09:35:18): only truly good one was 1
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:35:29): 3 was soild
Prolapse Pals (09:36:25): fuck sam jackson
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:36:36): Racist
Prolapse Pals (09:36:57): that colored boy needs to learn his place
Prolapse Pals (09:37:17): whew feels good to finally let out the real me
Team Tall-Verine (09:41:32): It wasn't a secret Pete we all knew after you voted for Dave Chappelle
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:41:54): Hey. Fuck the white
Team Tall-Verine (09:42:21): W H I T E G E N O C I D E
Prolapse Pals (09:45:58): SO GOOGLE HAS A DOODLE FOR RAMADAN BUT NOT FOR EASTER ???
Team Tall-Verine (09:49:43): Fuck your tall whitewashed blonde hair blue eyed Jesus I want my Jesus 5'3 and middle eastern
Team Tall-Verine (09:50:03): STICK TO BIBLICAL CANON
Prolapse Pals (09:51:21): you think the real jesus had sick abs?
Team Tall-Verine (09:52:56): http://i.imgur.com/wZX4sPL.jpg
Prolapse Pals (09:53:41): tommy pickles my nigga
Team Tall-Verine (10:20:20): A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do
Team Tall-Verine (15:36:29): alex jones is being sued and his lawyers are now insisting hes simply playing a character on his radio show lol
Blame Canada (15:41:32): None
Prolapse Pals (16:39:23): Alex jones has to be a character
Team Tall-Verine (16:49:17): His listeners might be shocked to learn that he never believed anything he said
Team Tall-Verine (17:01:01): You mean I've not been drinking my tap water for no reason!?
Blame Canada (17:02:05): Chemtrails are still real, right? RIGHT?!?!
Prolapse Pals (17:09:20): Gonna taste flint Michigan water just to be safe
Blame Canada (17:09:48): Also, am I not actually a lizard person?
Team Tall-Verine (17:11:46): You're a jewish lizard
Team Tall-Verine (17:11:50): A Jizzard
Prolapse Pals (17:12:27): Jizz Lord
Blame Canada (17:14:04): I'm coming for ya Space Pope
Team Tall-Verine (17:38:10): My mom just asked me and steve why we didn't invent something to become rich lol
Team Tall-Verine (17:38:18): OH THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING WRONG
Prolapse Pals (17:38:55): Facebook 2
Team Tall-Verine (17:45:15): It's new, It's Facebook 2
5'3 hairy and Canadian (19:48:19): Fucking r/wholesomememes.
5'3 hairy and Canadian (19:48:28): Just makes your day
Prolapse Pals (22:26:32): https://i.redd.it/d5kum527b7sy.jpg
Tuesday, 18 April 2017
Team Tall-Verine (07:58:26): https://i.redditmedia.com/ej9f8wXykoSCMDUOfp5G22hKoDMgz40o59vK9gyL3OY.jpg?s=4452b71c0adfc07da288d857202c2a84
5'3 hairy and Canadian (08:13:49): Meghan Trainor is wasting her voice doing the Kesha sing talk. Leave that Kesha
5'3 hairy and Canadian (08:14:05): Also she a fatty oink oink
5'3 hairy and Canadian (09:00:49): None
Prolapse Pals (09:11:44): That's what I call a strong aryan punch
5'3 hairy and Canadian (16:19:53): There is a thing called Muslim tinder. Guess who is about to Make America Great Again
Team Tall-Verine (16:22:53): mia khalifa
5'3 hairy and Canadian (16:23:17): She retarded
5'3 hairy and Canadian (16:23:22): Retired
5'3 hairy and Canadian (16:23:30): Not retarded
5'3 hairy and Canadian (16:23:37): Well she went to FSU
5'3 hairy and Canadian (16:23:41): So maybe
Team Tall-Verine (16:23:45): so she never really worked in the first place
Team Tall-Verine (16:23:49): can
Team Tall-Verine (16:23:57): can't retire if you didn't work \ufffd
Prolapse Pals (16:24:01): She was hot
5'3 hairy and Canadian (16:24:26): I think she retired from gettin plowed in the ass. Not actual retired
Prolapse Pals (16:24:47): I can't wait till I get to retire from getting plowed in the ass
5'3 hairy and Canadian (16:25:21): I want to right a porn but just have it an actual good movie and hard cut sex them hard cut back
Prolapse Pals (16:26:53): The Smell of Penetration
Team Tall-Verine (16:27:32): With social security the way it is you'll get to die getting plowed in the ass
5'3 hairy and Canadian (16:27:34): Red Vag of Courage
Prolapse Pals (16:27:42): Now here\u2019s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what\u2019s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? \u2026Full penetration. Guys, we\u2019re gonna show full penetration and we\u2019re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we\u2019re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot young lab tech. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he smells crime again. He\u2019s out busting heads. Then he\u2019s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
Team Tall-Verine (16:27:53): lol so like a serious movie and hard cuts to penetration
Blame Canada (16:37:06): That just reminded me of that terrible horror movie by Jason Ellis where they just cut to a queef. Then the director's cut which was just the queef replayed about 500 times.
Prolapse Pals (16:37:31): wait what
Blame Canada (16:38:11): Pretty sure I showed it to you. If not, we should watch it. It's really bad.
Blame Canada (16:38:51): The director's cut it great though. They really embrace the essence of queefing.
Team Tall-Verine (16:55:47): oh shit i remember that that was great lol
Prolapse Pals (20:58:49): Yea that was funny
5'3 hairy and Canadian (21:35:39): None
Team Tall-Verine (21:39:33): That fish guy is the DNC
Prolapse Pals (21:41:09): I'm honestly starting to believe that the reason our country is so messed up is that we elect guys who are 70+ to perform some of the most important and high stress positions in the nation
Prolapse Pals (21:41:19): then we wonder why Trump forgot what country he just bombed in an interview
Wednesday, 19 April 2017
Team Tall-Verine (08:57:30): None
Prolapse Pals (09:00:25): He looks straight up like a villain
Team Tall-Verine (09:01:12): That's how he dressed for Trumps inauguration' lol
Prolapse Pals (09:16:33): He brought this onto himself, dude looks like he should be tying a girl to the train tracks
Blame Canada (14:45:53): O'Reilly got fired
Team Tall-Verine (14:57:41): Ohhhh shiiiiit I never thought I'd see that happen
Prolapse Pals (14:59:25): See ya in hell Billy O
Prolapse Pals (14:59:38): Although I feel kind of bad for the crew of that show
Prolapse Pals (15:00:31): they'll all be out of work now because papa bear is a piece of human waste
Team Tall-Verine (15:00:53): eh they'll probably all git moved Big Sean Hannity's Waterboarding Power Hour
Team Tall-Verine (15:00:59): to*
Prolapse Pals (15:01:09): you and i both know we'd watch the shit out of that
Blame Canada (15:01:30): Is Hannity their only big boy right now? And Tucker Carlson?
Prolapse Pals (15:01:40): and The Good Shepherd
Team Tall-Verine (15:01:48): Shit does Fox News have an Irish thing
Prolapse Pals (15:01:58): it is an Irish Catholic Network
Blame Canada (15:02:04): Who are their heavy hitters? Shep isn't a night owl
Prolapse Pals (15:02:20): Greg Cuckfeld
Prolapse Pals (15:02:26): Cucker Carlson
Prolapse Pals (15:02:30): Cuck Hannity
Team Tall-Verine (15:02:52): Then you have Cuck and Friends
Team Tall-Verine (15:03:00): That's turmps favorite show
Prolapse Pals (15:03:08): Cucks n Bulls
Prolapse Pals (15:03:12): cuckcuckcuckcuck
Prolapse Pals (15:03:21): I'm a political commentator now
Team Tall-Verine (15:03:34): Then you also have The Cucks (The Five), as well as OutCuckered (OutnumbereD)
Team Tall-Verine (15:03:52): I should not know this many different opinion shows on Fox but that's what you get when its on 24/7 in your house
Team Tall-Verine (15:04:06): Damn pete you're analysis is as in depth as Sam Harris
Prolapse Pals (15:05:03): I learn from the top dogs
GroupMe (15:05:41): Prolapse Pals changed the group's name to Bill O'Reilly's Vacant Seathole Tryouts
Team Tall-Verine (15:05:57): You guys ever see Sam Harris try to debate Noam Chomsky over email, it's so said like someone trying to get Senpai to notice him and Senpai refuses to notice
GroupMe (15:06:20): Prolapse Pals changed the topic to: Wolverine - Pinhead or Patriot?
Prolapse Pals (15:07:38): Sam Harris the atheist guy?
Team Tall-Verine (15:07:52): Yea one of the nu-atheists
Prolapse Pals (15:08:12): lol
5'3 hairy and Canadian (15:08:19): Hey. Everyone shut up. Literally dealing with this at work. You guys are supposed to be my escape.
5'3 hairy and Canadian (15:08:46): I don't come to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouths do I?
Prolapse Pals (15:08:57): That is a good line, I'm saving that one
GroupMe (15:09:26): Team Tall-Verine changed the group's avatar
GroupMe (15:09:59): 5'3 hairy and Canadian changed name to Papa Bear Hunter
GroupMe (15:10:32): Team Tall-Verine changed name to Killing O'Reilly
GroupMe (15:10:34): Prolapse Pals changed name to Culture Warrior
GroupMe (15:11:05): Blame Canada changed name to Colbert Cuckgasm
Killing O'Reilly (15:11:23): I wonder how my mom will take this. Shes a big fan of his books "Killing Jesus" and "Killing Lincoln" and for his new autobiography "Killing Myself"
Culture Warrior (15:11:41): changing the theme of this groupme is what i look forward to all week
Killing O'Reilly (15:12:17): It's all I really have to look forward to tbh
Culture Warrior (15:12:43): death, taxes, and changing the discussion from wolverine's height to bill o'reilly's emplloyment
Killing O'Reilly (15:12:46): New name, new group pic, new topic, same fags
Papa Bear Hunter (15:14:05): Number fag. Make an excel with all the changes
Papa Bear Hunter (15:14:21): And average length of title
Culture Warrior (15:14:21): then we will analyze the recurring themes
Killing O'Reilly (15:14:35): Hmm, cuck appears or is mentioned in 80% of our titles
Papa Bear Hunter (15:14:44): Not enough
Killing O'Reilly (15:14:51): The other 20% have dave chapelle calling for white genocide
Culture Warrior (15:14:54): hey honey guess what, i dsicovered my true calling!
Killing O'Reilly (15:15:39): Actually it would be cool to see a word cloud of our conversations
Killing O'Reilly (15:15:55): i would bet on Cuck being the most used word by a long shot
Colbert Cuckgasm (15:16:13): My prediction for tonight. And maybe throw a handie in for good measure.
Killing O'Reilly (15:19:01): Wihtout Bill O Reilly thought we wouldn't have the Stephen Colbert character. They're Yin and Yangs, they need each other
Killing O'Reilly (15:20:15): i found a way to do it i think. ill send a word cloud once i make it
Colbert Cuckgasm (15:21:11): I guess Colbert can quit now
Colbert Cuckgasm (15:21:35): Does Groupme have an API or something where you can pull data?
Culture Warrior (15:24:22): here's your first programming challenge, brian
Culture Warrior (15:24:44): https://dev.groupme.com/
Culture Warrior (15:24:47): get to work
Culture Warrior (15:24:53): make my CuckCloud
Killing O'Reilly (15:25:27): yea Groupme does have an API but i haven't used them in a while, its whats up next in my bootcamp lol. im just trying to find a workaround/something prebuilt at the moment
Colbert Cuckgasm (15:25:36): Cuckstorms a brewing
Killing O'Reilly (15:26:34): 3 \u2665 Sun Apr 24 2016 Why don't we just start a fund to get more gay people into bullying - Bonesaw Is Ready
Killing O'Reilly (15:26:42): i have all our 3 star messages lol
Colbert Cuckgasm (15:29:13): O boy.
Colbert Cuckgasm (15:29:47): Out of context, this should be especially entertaining.
Culture Warrior (15:34:13): I love this
Killing O'Reilly (15:35:22): Thu Jan 14 2016 Since when did the esrb limit my freedoms to digitally massacre school children? - un bortion m\xe1s no hace da\xf1o
Colbert Cuckgasm (15:35:45): Jesus
Killing O'Reilly (15:36:23): yea im reading these in a row
Culture Warrior (15:37:10): Un bortion mas no hace dano lol
Killing O'Reilly (15:39:04): Yea we were into Sam and her south american adventure in January 2016 lol
Colbert Cuckgasm (15:39:08): They're a phone number associated with these. Gonna be hard to remember who said these
Culture Warrior (15:39:32): i'll bet i can guess who said most of these things
Colbert Cuckgasm (15:44:01): Honestly, it could be anyone.